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                    <text>Vol. XL
No. 2

ptember

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vans changes with the times
Hall, the College's
residence hall, is not
the rash of changes
have been occurring
the campus. This co-ed
housing over 200
different than it was last
y ways.
vending machines, new
and the removal of a
tree are three notable
the premises. The new
ending system provided
soda machine to the en tire
re previous! y there was
floor. The soda, snack,
drink machines are
Oy located near the main
the first floor.
third floor was re-carpeted
summer in part of a
refurbishing program that
an annual basis. By a
of rotation, dorms are

a.rnccessary.
large, dead tree that stood
River Street side of the
recently had all of its
chopped off. The work
there, leaving a tall,

Leigh Majors hopes for pos itive changes on campus in
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aest et1cally repulsive trunk stan ing. It is not known when the
removal will be completed.
Two "functional" changes are

forthcoming, according to Mark
Allen, director of residence life. A
new boiler is being installed in the
building to increase hot water

prepares
•
Homecom1ng
Wilkes College Student
t (SG) is preparing for
y Homecoming Celebtobcr. Members are setcommittees for the Pep
Homecoming dance.
ing to Debbie Reisensecretary, the Pep Rally
held on October 22 on
wn (without a bonfire).
ommg court members
be announced that night.
which SG has to deal

v1ous years, senior class
elected the 10 seniors
the most votes for
ng King and Queen to
the court. Due to some
l on how to run the

election process, SG members are
seeking student imput as to whether
they should open elections to the
entire student body or limit the
process solely to seniors.
The day after the Pep Rally,
on the afternoon of Friday, October
23, SG members will journey
across campus to judge the best
donn and organizational Homecoming displays.
Then from 6
p.m. Friday night until I a.m. on
Saturday, Wilkes students may attend the annual Homecoming
dinner/dance. Reisenweiver said SG
will probably get a disc jockey to
play music for the dance.
On the big day--Saturday,
October 24--the Wilkes football
team will play the Homecoming
game against Lebanon Valley at
Ralston Field. The court will ride
around the outside track before the

game or during half-time. Then SG
members will announce the new
Homecoming King and Queen.
Later that night, nationally known
commedian Steve Landisburg will
perform at the Kirby Center for the
Performing Arts, at 8 p.m. Student
discount tickets are available.
SG has also been granting
fund requests in addition to
planning Homecoming Events. At
last week's meeting SG granted a
request of $230 to the cheerleaders,
majorettes, and strutters to travel on
a bus to the September 19 Albright
football game.
In
other
business,
the
Programming Board asked for
$363.17 to travel to the NACA
East Coast Regional Conference to
be held in Lancaster this October.

output. Additionally, throughout
the year, the dry wall around the
shower stalls will be replaced or
repaired more efficiently. The walls
in many of the bathrooms are
damaged or falling apart, perhaps
due to poor planning in the
building's construction.
Another change in Evans, as
well as in Pickering, is the
replacing of college security by
student guards during the late night
hours. The Residence Life Office is
in charge of hiring and supervising
these guards. "The change," says
Allen, "allows for more comprehensive security of the campus by
zone guards." Campus security is
in · charge
of making
sure
all the donns are secure but not
patrolling the donns.
The "major" change which
happened in Evans this year is the
conversion of the Health Science
Offices on the fust floor to an
apartment for the new associate
director of housing, Leigh Major.
Her presence in Evans is to provide
adult influence and assistance to the
north end of the campus.
Major graduated from Wilkes
with a degree in sociology and

received her Master in Education
from Springfield. She then served
as director of residence life/assistant
dean of student affairs at West
Virginia Wesleyan College.
"I really enjoyed going
toWilkes," says Major. "The opportunity to return here was great."
Her apartment is "great" and she is
pleased with how she's been able to
decorate it.
Major secs a positive change
occurring at Wilkes. She feels that
both the college and its reputation
will continue to grow. "I don't
think the college has reduced its
standards, "she said, "in fact, I
understand that SAT's and class
rank are up."
Eventually she would like to
become part of a dean staff. She
enjoys working with students and
taking a pro-active rather than reactive approach. "In other words,"
she explains, "work on a way of
making things better, instead of
waiting until something happens
and fixing it." An immediate goal
of hers is to increase the amount of
events and programs that happen in
the residence halls. She plans to
work with the RAs to reach this
goal.

Attention Seniors!
by Ann Williams

and attend the employment seminar
to be held on October 28 at
Scranton University at the John
Long Center between I and 4 p.m.
Lampe added that students
leaving Wilkes may attain cred-

This Tuesday at 11:00 a.m.
Wilkes seniors attended a meeting
at the Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center for the Performing Arts.
Paul Adams, associate dean of
academic affairs; iane Lampe-Groh,
dean of academic affairs; Eugene
Domzalski, Career Services; and
Kristen Kolensky, senior class president, were speakers at the event.
According to Domzalski, 80%
of the students surveyed are attending college "to get a job." In order
to get their choice jobs, graduates ni•~t,/inl...i' lf"l2·u
must be competitive, work hard,
sell themselves, and muse also be
prepared to accept rejection. He
said the graduates must concentrate
')'1 contacting company personnel
with •he most power· to employ

Continued on p.3

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tnem.
Domzalski
said
seniors
seeking employment upon graduation should prepare their resumes

�September 24, 1987

l'Aut.TWU

Editorial

A consistent voice?

What do you think of when you think of a college newspaper? Do
you think of a medium that can help to communicate things to the
students, faculty, and staff of a college to keep them better informed?
Or do you think of a college newspaper as a publication run by the
college, Lo communicate the information the administration wants when
they want it run? Although the former should be the rule, the potential
for a college publication to be construed as the latter is there.
But even though a college newspaper isn't the New York Times, it
could still have an impact on local media. The role of this college's
paper has become more vital in view of Wilkes' ever-increasing concern
with its image. This becomes particularly evident when one looks at
two roadblocks The Beacon has encountered recently.
The first is the Public Relations Policies printed in a recent issue of
the Wilkes College Intercom. "So what?" you might say, "Every
college has PR policies." But it is the undertones that accompany this
particular set of policies that disturb me. The Intercom states, "To
insure that the College speaks with a clear and consistent voice in the
presentation of news ... it is imperative that all media contacts be
cleared by the Public Relations off/ce . . . .The Director of Public
Relations has final , approval authority." Although this may make
perfect sense to the administrators of this College and is consistent with
the College's renewed concern with image, it seems to me that this
policy smacks slightly of Big Brother tactics.
The statement, "... it is imperative that all media contacts be
cleared by the Public Relations Office," implies that although members
of the College community have every right to express their views about
the College, they do not, however, have the right to see these views in
print. The College, then, has the ability to screen media contacts and
present only the best picture to the public. As far as image ·goes, the
policy works. However, this kind of restriction of the flow of
information from the College to the pubiic presents a distorted image of
the school. Wilkes calls this a "consistent and unified image of the
college."
Yet there is a problem inherent in this policy: what would happen
if a member of this community decided to go against these policies and
release something that was not cleared by the PR office? Would this
person, by exercising his constitutional rights, endanger his job or mar
his record?
What is perhaps most important is the effect that these policies
may have on the flow of information from the College to the students.
How will we, the students, be affected? Although none of the stories in
The Beacon has to be cleared with the PR office or the College, in the
past we have been asked not to run controversial stories or to wait to
run such stories. In most cases we have opted to print these stories
bec~use we feel that the students have the right to know what is going
on around them.

VOL. XL No. 3 September 24, 1987
Editor-in-chief. ............................ ... .............. .. .... .. Lorri Steinbacher
News Editor ..... ,.... ..................... ... ...... .. ................ ... ... Kim Klimek
Feature Editors ........... .......... ........ .. .... .. ...... .. ...... ......... Lee Morrell
.. .. ............. ... ... .. ............. .... .. .... ... ..... .. Korrie Everett
Sports Ed itors .. ... ...... ....... .. ... .... .. .... .................. .. ....... ..... .Bill Kern
.......... ....... ... .. ... .... ...... .. .... ... ... ...... ..... ...... Lisa Miller
Copy Editor ... .. .. ... ........... ..... .. ........... ............. .. .Wend y Rosencrance
Photograp hy Editor .... ... .. .. ... ... .... .... ...... ...... ...... ... Elizabeth Mazzullo
Advertising Managers ... ....... .. .. .... ... ... ........ .. .. ... ........ ..Mark Shedlock
.... ..... ... ..... ........... .. ..... ...... ..... .Anne Humphrey
Business Manager. ...... .. ..... .. ...... .. .... .. ...... .... .. .. .. .. ... .. .Joel Fomalont
Staff Writer ....... ... .. ........ ................. .. ....... ....... ...... .... .. Scott Zolner
Staff Cartoonist. ... .. .. .. ........... .. ...... .... ......... .. .... ... .. .. Joseph Iannuzzi
Darkroom Assistant.. .... .. .. ... ... ..................... .. ............ Donna Yedlock
Staff Photographer ........ .. ... ... .. .. .......... ...... .... .. ......... ..... Bruce Alexis
.&lt;\dvisor ... ..... ..... ...... .......... ... ....... ... .............................. Tom Bigler
Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Don (Semyon) and Ed
(Buonacore), Gary Fabiano,,Craig Larime, Wendy Shwed, David Hassler,
Tom Urso, Adrian LeRoma, Eddie Lupico, Ann Williams, Lenny
Skursky, M.E. Evers, John Gordon, Marsha Howes, Kathy Harris, Rob
Johansen.

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the
individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be
ithheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be
igned to insure validity.

Perhaps what is even worse than these blatant attempts are the subtle
runarounds we have been confronted with on certain stories. A fine
example of these runarounds is the recent article on the belltower. Last
year, The Beacon tried to report on the then unfinanced bell tower.
Although we were led to believe we could get a story, we later found the
people involved were unwilling to share information with us. This was
understandable, since the project was very much up in the air at the
time. This year, however, we began the year with a very basic story
about the tower--a project not only confirmed, but one that could be
begun at any moment. We went back to do an extensive follow-up, and
although we were given some information, a source in Chase Hall
"requested" that we withhold the information "until a later date." This
seems quite senesless; most of the College community already knows
about the bell tower. In fact, there seems to be quite a bit of clouded
information that could easily be cleared up with a follow-up article.
One would think that the College would be eager to keep its members
informed about something as important as the bell tower.
True, Public Relations itself did not ask us to withhold this story.
But this episode does reflect the College's concern with its image. The
administration apparently wishes to control the type and amount of
information that reaches the College community and the community at
large, and it seems to be exercising this control by making Public
Relations the "heavy." Public Relations has a job to do; why must the
College use that office as its censor?
These policies are indicative of a much larger problem. The students
pay tuition; they have every right to know what is going on; they have
every right to know the truth, unclouded by slick phrases and
administrative whitewash . Given the facts, students can make their own
judgments about the quality of life here at Wilkes. The same can be
said of the general public.
Yes, we want public support--and
contributions to the school. But at what cost? Is Wilkes willing to
compromise the truth for a few bucks? I hope the answer is no.

a~

the
Dear Editor,
After reading your edi
the September 17th edition
Beacon, I came to the c
that fact-finding is not your
point.
Enclosed is Lhe "Admi
portion of our viewbook
comes withthe application,
you will find our admis.1'
quirements.
Please know, also,
application is standard among
colleges and universities,
know if you would like to
this further.
Kim Alansky
Assistant Dean of Adm

Beacon Staff Writer, JohnG

Your movie review
was a pleasant welcome to
Beacon's avid readers. How
is of great concern to a few

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hat cha

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oothly,
g on th

sun. Zzz
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believe th
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of sere
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Ain't that -a shame
The flash of colored lights, the
sound of fingers hitting piano keys,
of pick strumming guitar strings,
the roar of the crowd ....
What do
these phrases
describe?
This
weekend's
Programming Board Mini-Concert-Chip Mergott and the Stingers, of
course. Mergott and the Stingers
put on a' fantastic show: the music
was great; the musicianship was,
by at least one account, the best
Wilkes
has
heard at any
Programming Board ,event so far;
and (if these weren't enough) the
audience loved them. When the
Stingers came out on stage for their
encores, almost everyone in the
audience ended up dancing in the
aisles.
What, you say, you did11't see
the show?
Well, don't worry,
you're not alone. Most people on
this campus didn't see that
performance. Most people elected
to stay home and watch Miami
Vice, apparrently, for only about 30
people went to the Mergott concert.
That's a shame.
We students spend so much
time complaining that there is so
little to do around here that we
often overlook the good things that
happen at Wilkes.
The Programming Board is
one of these "good things." The
members of the Board ,bring so
many great events to this campus-concerts, coffeehouses, movies,

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A pawn in their 2ame

by M. E. Evers

f

lectures, dances--that they've really
turned this campus' social life
around in the last two years. There
used to be comparatively few social

events at Wilkes, and now
almost always two even~

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September 24, 1987

eachers--friends
foes?
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Continued on

September has always been an
· ng month. It is a month of
'tion, and an interrum between
nsummer and colorful autumn.
also the month in which one of
·ca's greatest changes occurs.
me give you a clue and see if
can guess what change I mean.)
The day before this event,
are kids playing,
traffic
·ng smoothly, and senior
ns sitting on their porches
·ng the sun. Zzzzzz. Like I
the atmosphere is serene.
would believe the chaos 24
later? The atmosphere
es one of screaming kids
·ng towards a central hub from
directions, traffic stopping at
comer, drivers hitting their
every few feet to avoid
· g little creatures running to
comer before the traffic starts
· , and senior citizens in funny
vests standing in the middle
die street blocking traffic and
·ng to everybody as they go by.
the picture? This is only the
day of school.
Let's take your imagination a
further. There is a big
ing with a flag flying in front,
are letters over the center
, and out in front there is a
ing, milling, rowdy crowd.
t do you see? A school and
nts, right?
If that's your
, you get 50 points for the
l and O points for the
nts. It's a teachers' strike--a
t on this country's sense of
play, and compassionate

humanity, where a handful of
greedy, inconsiderate people ho!d as
hostage thousands of trusting,
innocent children and their future.
This is not to mention the
inconvenience to the parents, who
become screaming maniacs calling
everyone from their committee
persons to the governor. This is
what the strikers want.
But let's go back to the
innocents--the children. On September 2 15,000 teachers had
already decided to strike, affecting
260,000 children in five states. As
of September 8, the number rose to
over 30,000 teachers, 570,000
students, and 22 states. "So what,"
you say; "Teachers rights," you
scream. What about students'
rights?
When I was growing up, I
believed teachers were angels who
loved kids-- caring, understanding,
and infinitely patient. After all,
why else would they become
teachers? Then I grew up--the
Easter Bunny died, Santa caught
pneumonia, and teachers went on
strike.
I'm now in college, hoping to
become a (eacher, because I like to
teach. I already know that it isn't
what, but who you know, that
gets you hired. But that doesn't
bother me. Aptitude tests would
soon get rid of the incompetent
"cousin of the mayor." After all,
someone in the education system
who isn't educated should not be a
teacher.
I want to teach histol) Last
year 8,000 11th graders were l!ivcn
a test. About 80% could only

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answer 55 of the 141 questions and
of them only 35% could give the
answers in any detail. I would like
to change that percentage. Does that
mean I must go on strike? Maybe,
maybe not.
In this area we have two
school districts where contracts
expired this year. Both responded
in different ways.
In Pittston Area 19,000
students resumed school on time
and the Pittston Area Federation of
Teachers signed new contracts, with
a nice raise and increased insurance
coverage for its members, without a
strike.
The other school system is in
Throop. There the situation is
entirely different. For over two
weeks the students have been
sitting home wiping dust off their
brand new bookbags, while the
people who are supposed to be
teaching them are yelling words not
allowed in school, calling the city
fathers
awful
names,
and
threatening to beat up those nice
people the city to hires to teach. As
of today , September 22, there is no
visible end to the strike.
If and when school does open,
and
the
teachers
and
the
administration are the best of
friends again, what would happen if
the students learned their lessons
well and went on strike?
The students would demand
that teachers must work without
overtime or any other compensation
to make up time lost due to the
Slfike. After all, the students will
h: there--and they don't get paid!

WHEAT to
sponsor banquet
By Kim Klimek
The Wilkes Hunger Education
and Action Task Force (WHEAT),
1s coordinating a "Hunger Banquet"
at 11 :00 a.m. on . Tuesday
September 29.
Approximately
100 Wilkes
College administration, faculty and
students are expected to attent the
event, according to Tony Vento,
campus minister. The R.S.V.P. to
the invitations must be returned by
Friday to Gladys DeLeon at ext.
118.
Dr.
Susan
Behuniak-Long,
assistant professor of history and
political science; Dr. Michael Garr,
associate professor of sociology and
Vento originated the idea of creating
a hunger force this summer at a
related hunger discussion. They

decided a hunger banquet would be a
good way to start their campaign.
Behuniak-Long says the event will
be a learning experience about
world hunger. The event was then
approved by Vice-President of
Academic Affairs Robert Heaman.
There will be no cost to attend
the event, but donations will be
accepted. Behuniak-Long said that
the money raised at the banquet will
fund WHEAT acuv1t1es and
possibly be used toward the Crop
Walk, St. Vincent De Paul's Soup
Kitchen, or the Commission o
Economic Opportunity.
Vento said that 21 students
attended the last WHEAT meeting.
He thinks there's a lot of interest in
the new group and, hopefully, i
world hunger.

Air Force ROTC wants to remind you to

And enjoy the ride!!

Whether you are a member of the Wilkes College
Community or an outside business. why not take
advantage of a tool that: reaches the entire Wilkes

campus?

The Beacon goes

ta press weekly. so the chances

of your ad being utilized are very good!

Letters Continued from p. 2

Seniors
Continued from p. 1

your ability to review a movie
("Predator," Go see only if you're a ntials from Career Services at no
group as to your accuracy, Did you
fan). What about the Dennis Quaid ost. She said all seniors must
in all actuality see all the movies
fans? Injustice is being done. The
you rated? If this were true I feel
btain these items from Doris
movie showed a colorful side of the Barker's (Registrar) office:
you would have more to express
a
about "The Big Easy" than a feeble '!',;ew Orleans Cajun people. The diploma order (due in February), a
one-liner. You were right that characters alone are enough reason transcript copy, and a check-off
Dennis Quaid and Ellen Barkin dis- to see the movie. I bid you to see sheet which must be returned to
played fine performances; however, the movie if you haven't or discuss their advisors. Seniors must also
I beg to differ with you on the it with a number one fan of "The get clearance forms, cap and gown
Big Easy."
overall
movie.
orders, and substitution forms.
It is nowhere near the rating of·
Barker stressed that a check-off
Sincerely,
"go see only if you own stock in
sheet for each student's major
Kelley A. Cota
the company." I heavily question
requirements is mandatory for graduation. She said that for a doubledegree, both major requirements
must be met at the same time. A
S65 graduation fee must also be
So retrJ~mber
aid before graduation.
Lampe
added that sitting times for yearook pictures must be arranged as
oon as possible. They will be
en next week at the cost of $3
ch.

Advertise in The Beacon

IT PAYS?!!

�September 24, 1987

PAGE FOUR

Air Force celebrates fortieth
by Kim Klimek

Many Wilkes-Barre residents
came to Public Square in highspirits on the afternoon of September 18. There were speakers,
displays, a mini-jet, balloons and
an anniversary cake. It was the
celebration of the fortieth anniversary of the U.S. Air Force. It
was also Air Force Day in the city
of Wilkes-Barre, as proclaimed by
Mayor Thomas McLaughlin.
Colonel David Billings spoke
on the local history of the Air
Force. He also commented on the
mayoral proclamation of "Air Force
Day."
Then, a representative from
active duty recruit, Master Sergeant
(SSgt.) Beachack, spoke for another
part of the area, thanking the
Wyoming Valley for making the
celebration of the 40th year cele-

bration of the U.S. Air Force
JX)SSible.
Wilkes College ROTC Cadet
Joseph Snell, conducted a ceremony
for the release of 120 white, black,
and red balloons in honor of the
national POW (Prisoners of War)-MIA (Missing in Action) of
Pennsylvania.
According to Billing, each
balloon carried a cadet's name and
self-addressed card enclosed in a
plastic bag. The individual who
finds the balloon travelling the
farthest distance and the cadet who
sent the balloon will win a prize.
After the balloon release, Air
Force Sgt. Neno Sartini, a Vietnam
veteran, spoke on behalf of the
POW-MIAs. The fortieth anniversary cake was then cut and the
Air Force personnel went home
before a downpour of rain could
dampen their spirits.

Attention all Dorms, Clubs, ana
Organizations
• Any group wishing to be represented
in the 1988 Amnicola should contact
the Amnicola office by September 30
to schedule a photo. This is a
mandatory date. All photos will be
taken in September and early
November, no late photos will be
taken. Please call the Yearbook office
at ext. 34 9 to schedule your group's
appointment . NOW! !

After the balloons were released and speeches were done, the cake was finally cut.

Parents' Day kicks off
Wilkes College will play host
to students and their parents on
Saturday, September 26, for the
College Parents' Day. A complete
schedule of events has been planned
to allow students and parents to
share the College experience.
· Parent's Day will begin with
an opening reception ac 10 a.m. in
the Farley Lounge of Stark
Leaming Center. At 10:30 a.m., in

Stark Leaming Center Room 101,
Wilkes
College
President
Christopher N. Brieseth will deliver
an address on "The State of the
College."
Following President Breiseth's
message, a picnic for students and
their parents will be held at 11 a.m.
in Ralston Field. A variety of
sports events are scheduled for the
day. Some of the events will be: a
soccer competitio:, between Wilkes
and FDU-Madison at 11 a.m. at
Ralston Field, a field hockey game
played between Wilkes and
Delaware Valley at 1 p.m. at
Ralston Field, a Wilkes football

game played at 1:30 p.m.
Susquehanna at Ralston Fie
double Wilkes volleyball
against Misericordia and
2 p.m. in the Wilkes
Gymnasium.
In addition, the
College Bookstore will Ix
from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.,
Sordoni Art Gallery will I
latest exhibition, "Jean
Gerome Ferris, American
Historian," from 10 a.m. to l
For further info ·
Parent's Day contact the
Student Affairs at 824-46l
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campus information on television monitors.
The business department suggested the the
usage of such television monitors to display information about student activities and
important upcoming events. The monitors were installed at the end of the spring semester
on the first floor of Stark Learning Center, but were not utilized until this fall. Faculty
or student groups must bring all computer messages to the Information desk. According to
the Information desk attendant, messages must be in clear type, double spaced and no more
than 25 words. Persons leaving the information must leave a name and number and a
cut-off date.

Feeling pressured? Feeling tied up in knots?
Campus life got you all stressed out?
Campus Counseling is offeriug a six session
Stress Management Workshop to help you
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ook access much easier

loading tapes in 1983.
Loma
Darte,
associate
professorcataloguing librarian, worked onsorting through the catalogue files
and sending the 170 thousand
catalogue cards out for duplication.

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return to the standard
card catalogue system.
Though the system is still
being revised, Berg said the library
plans other enhancements. One enhancement will be a key word find.
This program can list books whose
titles contain a specific word.
Paustian, Berg, and Darte all
agreed that the Wilkes College staff
and students are making good use of
the system. Taking a look at the
terminals, one can observe them in
use. Darte said that although many
students prefer using the computers,
some still return to the standard cardcatalogue filing system after using
the computers in order to doublecheck the accuracy of the new
system. She added that many teachers and older students still prefer the
old system.
Although people won't run
into as many inadvertantly related
files as in the regular card
catalogue, the library staff members
feel these time saving devices will
become the modern research tool.
As .in the past, the library will
maintain its old filing system, but,
more and more, the on-line library
catalogue will be used as a sustitute for the standard one .

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The on-line library catalogue
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tis a computerized card catsy tern designed to make
h easier. IL organizes reby calling up relevant card
uc listings on a computer as
d to hunting through
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library systems manager. It enables
a student or teacher to locate a book
or magazine he or she is trying to
find. After typing the name of a
particular author, title, subject mater or other data, the computer
responds with lists of pertinent
reading material and the locations of
the material.
Berg said the system "will
allow us to have remote access.
We can put terminals in every floor
of the library--even Stark... " Berg
also said the library plans to have
circulation done on the on-line
library catalogue. This will let the
user know if a book is out, when a

book is expected back, and when a
new book will arrive.
The idea of creating a
computerized system has been
around for at least three years,
according to Robert Paustian,
library director. It is one which has
been used by many large city
libraries. The idea was pushed
through by the previous library
director. Once the Pew foundation
funded money for the job, it was
only a matter of implementation.
Work with the new on-line system
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PAGE SIX

Peter Vidmar:
Being the best, what makes the difference
by Lee Morrell
When you hear the phrase
"Olympic hero" what comes to
mind? Maybe it's a swimmer with
seven gold medals around his neck,
like Mark Spitz. How about an
upstart ice-hockey team, like
1980s. It could even be the first
time gold for a men's volleyball
squad, like 1984s. As I've tried to
illustrate, the textbook "Olympic
hero" comes in all shapes and sizes.
A good look at the heroes from the
'84 Olympics proves just that.
Those heroes ranged from giant size
superheavy weight boxer, Tyrell
Biggs to the pint sized gymnast,
Mary Lou Retton. Situated in there
somewhere, closer to Mary Lou
than Tyrell, is triple medalist (1
Silver, 2 Gold) Peter Vidmar.
As team captain, he lead the
1984 men's Olympic gymnastic
team to the first ever all-around
championship in this country's
history. Vidmar's other gold came
in individual competition in which
he pulled off a perfect 10.00 to win
the pommel horse. Peter won his
silver in the most exciting, yet the
most heartbreaking part of the
competition. He lost the individual

all-around to Koji Gushiken, of only way to put it into perspective
is by saying 'This is what I've
Japan, by a mere 25/lOO0th of a
trained for, only it's happened
point. With these honors he goes
completely.' " , He felt the same
down . as the highest scoring
way about the medal ceremony.
gymnast in USA history.
"The anticipation was greater than
There is a point to everything
the event itself," he said. On his
that was just said. You see, Peter
captainship, Vidmar said that it was
Vidmar, "Olympic hero," is coming
only a figure head position, "It
to lecture at Wilkes. He will be
meant that in the photograph it said
speaking in the CPA on Friday the
'Peter Vidmar-Captain.'"
25th at 8:00 p.m. His topic will
Wilkes is not by far the only
be, "Being the Best: What Makes
stop
on
Peter Vidmar's busy lecture
the Difference!"
I had the unique pleasure ot ·schedule. He lectures to numerous
corporations, colleges, and business
speaking to Peter Vidmar from his
Irvine, California home, and T organizations such as IBM, Borg
Warner,
Electronic
Realty
found,
among
other things,
Associates, Tektronix, and the
"Olympic heros" are not too differYoung President's Organization.
ent from me and you. In fact, when
He likes to lecture to such places so
I called, Peter was babysitting his 8
he can impart his personal
month old son, Christopher, and
his two year old son, Timothy. · philosophy to others. He says "the
philosophy behind them (schools After finding out he was
businesses, etc.) are different but
human, I set out to find out what
the motivational qualities are the
makes an "Olympic hero" tick.
You know, what it feels like to same, and that's always important."
The lecture will be based awin, to see the culmination of a
lifetime of work. The answer, in round his philosophy of training
California terms, was "awesome." and will include a pommel horse
That's not all though.
Vidmar demonstration, but he will talk and
says, "it's very emotional but you take questions on other subjects
really can't put it into words." vital to the crowd. His final words
Vidmar continued by saying, "the

were a plea for the people to "come bring them. If not, come
to bis speech." So, if your parents It's not often you can talk
are here (it i£ Parent's weekend), "Olympic hero."

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So much to offer, but why not more?
by Marsha Howes
Most of the time we students only moan, groan, and
belly ache about what we do not
like at Wilkes-- lack of convenient, on-campus parking, stuffy, hot classrooms, too much
reading, too many papers to
write, removal of large, beautiful
trees, insensitive instructors, and
dirty restrooms. I am sure the
list could become quite lengthy.
I fall into that catagory just as
frequently as the next person. I
found myself doing · it this
weekend while on a retreat.
While there, a friend, who works
at a local college, asked me how
it is to be a parttime, nontraditional student at Wilkes.
Out of my mouth came a torrent
of complaints. It was a di~tinct
pleasure to articulate my many
gripes and perceived injustices of
the past year.
Reflecting on my outburst, I
am embarrassed. Why am I a student at Wilkes if I can complain
but not compliment;
and especially if I complain to those
not connected to Wilkes who can
offer me no redress? This experience provided the impetus for
me to attempt to fairly evaluate
how I perceive Wilkes College-its assets and liabilities.
Wilkes College is modest in

size and population. This can be
advantageous,
enabling smaller
class size, more attention from •
staff and faculty, and the
opportunity to become acquainted with many people who attend
or work at Wilkes.
I would
guess the location of Wilkes, in
the midst of Wilkes-Barre, limits
the size of the campus, but what
convenience to walk one block
and be downtown. Truly we are
an integral part of the WilkesBarre community.
There is no other campus
locally that can boast of the
many
19th
century,
stately
homes which faculty, admin· istration
and
students.
These gracious buildings were
constructed in a time when pride
and craftsmanship were of great
value.
These buildings caress
my eyes every time I pass by
them. My personal favorites arc
Kirby and Weckesser.
All staff, maintenance, food
service, faculty, and administration, are friendly and helpful.
I am especially grateful to Dr.
Sue Behuniak-Long, Dr. Particia
Heaman, and Dr. Stanley Gutin.
Each one has made me feel welcome and an asset to the
Wilkes community. Their availability to advise, assist, and
listen have been beyond what I
would have ever expected.

The student body is the bulk
of any college campus. I expected to be treated with skepticism
as an "older" student.
It has
been a delightful surprise to be
well-accepted as a normal person.
I have made many new friends.
One of the main reasons I chose
to complete my education at
Wilkes is because it is a liberal
arts institution. I think it is a
tremendous advantage that I am
receiving a "well-rounded" educalion.
It is important to reach
around and pat ourselves on the
back. However, a modicum of
humility is advisable, leading to
constant evaluation.
Evaluation
implies taking a critical look.
Admittedly, all new students
initially enrolling at Wilkes, or
any college, feel lost and
confused, wondering where the
bookstore, library, student uni-·
on, financial office, and classrooms are located.
Traditional,
full-time students have the advantage of orientation. This is not
so for non-traditional students. I
think I speak for many when I
say I felt like an alien from
another planet my first semester.
I am not a shy person, afraid to
ask questions, but I did not even
know who to ask.
Most help
and advice came from other nontraditional students who had had
similar experiences.
Might we

consider assigning a "mentor" to
new in-coming non-traditional
students?
This
mentor could
show a new student the ropes in
one or two days and remain "oncall" as needed.
Non-traditional implies just
that.
We are often employed,
wives, husbands, mothers, fathers, single parents, or community volunteers. Our lives most
often are more complicated and
demanding than traditional students. This prevents us from taking 12 or 15 credit hours; instead
we attempt to manage sanely
with 6 or 9 credits. Unfortunately this eliminates us from
receiving academic achievement
recognition. Can this issue be resolved?
Perhaps part-timers
could be recognized every 12,
15, or 18 credit hours for their
achievements. The bread and butter of many colleges will
continue to depend more and
more on older students entering
academic institutions. Can colleges afford to treat them as
second-class people?
The Eugene Shedden Farley
Library is a comfortable, convenient facility, with a helpful,
generous staff. I have been impressed with the varied services
it provides, affording ease when
doing research.
However, frequently I have needed materials
relating to women and women's

issues.
the paucity
might cover these issues.
concerned that people w
a special interest in wo
women's issues will ~
couraged and abandon ther

to have women as adv'
my major and minor.
as excellent role models
as I am sure they do flJ
younger women on
However, as I have
over the past year, exce~
field of nursing, there is
ious lack of women
faculty, in administration,
upper level manageme!C
itions.c who might well
role models for the wo
presently comprise 49%
students enrolled at
Studies have been done
out the need for role m
women, particularly in
traditional fields hereto!
entered into by women.
This article is
ception of one person--ill
part-time,
non-traditional
dent.
No doubt, o
Wilkes through different
has been an attempt to
critical observation,
may contribute to the
and growth of Wilkes Col

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Live and let Live
Pisces - Hey!!! This is a fun week for you. There is
nothing fishy afoot for you this week, yuk, yuk, so take
no prisoners.

1ero."

Capricorn - Be wary of your schoolwork this week.
Most of all if you are writing a very large paper on a
word processor (especially a Macintosh), save every
paragraph!!!!!!!!!! or lose a 3500 word paper.
Aaaaaaaaa! !!!!!!!!

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ty of
~r these iss
that people

Taurus - This is the weekend for you to get away from
school. Even if it is a day "up the mall," or "a cupa too
chree days wit ya parants"; you must get out of
Wilkes-Barre. ( Warning: If the last line made any
sense whatsoever, it may already be too late.)

Scorpio - Be leery of strangers bearing gifts, whether
it be money, toys, or social promises. Trust few, but
listen to many, for many talk, but few tell the truth.

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Libra - Your efforts will finally be rewarded! Whether it
be ROM AN CE, finance, athletic or just plain
academic, your wishes will come true this week. (Go
for romance!)

Dear Rob,
Thanks
for
everything!
You're so sweet.
Without you
"Mass Boredom" would be just
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"hiking" again this
I loved getting back
'th you. I love you.
Forever and always,
your Bunchkins

Dear Tony, Kevin, Dave, Tim,
and Anthony,
You guys are the greatest.
Tony, thanks for your advice on
you-know-who. Dave, you should
be a professional chauffeur.
Tony, you should be a Dear
Abby.
Love ya all!
Barbara

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September 24, 1987

A different perspective

Constitution
Lecture
by Rob Johansen
In recognition of the 200th
anniversary of the U.S. Constitution, Wilkes College hosted a
lecture given by Thomas Baldino,
a Professor of political science at
Junianta University. The lecture
was held last Thursday night at the
Center for the Performing Arts.
The lecture dealt largely with
how the original colonists were
represented in thier newborn government, and Prof. Baldino went
into great detail on both John
Locke'sandEdmundBurke's theories
of representation.
After speaking, Prof. Baldino
fielded questions from a panel of
randomly selected Wilks political
science majors. Andre Miller,
Elaine D'Elia, Walter Smith,
Kathleen Bembrook and Walter
Connor comprised the panel, and
asked some thought provoking
questions
dealing
with
our
government today.
Kathleen Bembrook led off the
questioning, asking what could ever
be done about the vast lack of
voting in our country. When Prof.
Baldino stated that there was no
simple solution for this problem,
he was asked how this apathetic
lack of voting effects people who

hold office in Washington;
"If citizens don't use thier votes,
the people in Washington must
surmise that they (the citizens) are
happy with the way things are
being run." he replied.
The most inriguing point of the
evening came when the panel
inquired as to why people such as
Mario Cuomo, Ted Kennedy and
Bill Bradley, who many believe
would make fine presidents, will
not be running in the 1988 race.
"They won't be running because
they don't see any great glory in
being the President." said Baldino.
"Experts are predicting a recession in the not so far future, and
none of these three men want to be
labled as 'the President who brought
the recession'. "
Prof. Baldino attended the
University of Illinois, where he
recieved a Masters degree in
Political Science. He continued his
education at the University of
Pennsylvania, where he recieved his
Phd. He has been travelling
throughout Pennsylvania, visiting
colleges
and
spreading
his
knowledge of the Constitution's
history; as well as giving college
students the chance to tap his
knowhow of our government today.

Beacon at the movies

Intense
Fatal
Attraction
by John Gordon
If you are in search of a
suspense filled, intense filled, and
fright filled flick, look no more;
"Fatal Attraction" has arrived! You
must be warned that once you take
your seat you will not want to get
up. So get your popcorn, candy, or
soda before you .enter the theater of
thrills.
In "Fatal Attractions," Michael
Douglas and Glenn Close tum in
just might be the best performances
of their acting careers. This is
especially true in their violent
encounters throughout the movie.
In the film the two get involved
in a steamy weekend love affair
which supposedly has no strings
attached. This is due to the fact
that the character played by Douglas
is married. At first the psychotic
woman played by Close accepts the
situation. However, as the film

goes on we witness a hideous
transformation in her character.
She
becomes
frighteningly
obsessive and violent, doing
everything and anything to get
Douglas to be hers. She constantly
calls him at home disturbing his
personal life with his wife and
child.
The end of this film is one of
the most intense movie finales of
all time. I will, however, give you
this hint. The last seen takes place
in a bathroom with a knife.
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What
crap
By Bill Earber
Bum me. Beat me. Tie me up
and pluck my beard hairs out one at
a time. Go ahead. Skewer me on
bamboo if you like. Drop water on
my forehead at fixed intervals for a
week or two if you prefer. Lash
my pectorals to a poisonous cactus
if you're into that, but don't, oh
please don't make me listen to any
more Rap!
If you'll just destroy that Fat
Boys tape you've been playing all
afternoon, I promise you I will
betray my cou'ltry. Yes I will. I
will confess to the Lindburgh
kidnapping if necessary. I will tell
you where Anne Frank is hiding.
(Pssst, she's in the attic! ) Take
that tape out of your blaster and
toss it in the . Susqhehanna, and I
promise! will wash your dishes and
make your bed for a year. For ten
years! But please, no more Rap.
No
more
cheap
philosophy
disguised in obvious rhyme. No
more scoo-bee-C:oo rhythms. No
more jejune truisms. I don't need
to know. I wouldn't even want to
know, even if you told me straight
out.
But to do it this way?
Shattering all respect for good
poetry in the process?
Please.
Stick . toothpicks
under
my
fingernails instead. Go right ahead.
Take a pound of flesh if you have
to (preferably from the gut-andlovehandle region if you wouldn't
mind). I'll sit still and let you
cover my body with roaches. Make
me eat cream chipped beef at the
SUB every day for a month, but
don't, please dont make me listen to
Rap!

•

IS

this rap

0, Claude Debussey!
0,
Maurice Ravel!
Hast thou-s
forsaken me? Where arc the great
LUnes of yesteryear? Where is
Hoagy Carmichael when you need
him? Dead, that's where. Dead and
gone to Heaven. Dead, I'll bet, and
spinning since the minute Rap
arrived on the subway. Where is
Cole Porter? What ever happened
to Harold Arlen? Do any of you
even know who Harold Arlen is? I
mean, was? Do you? No! Not a
::lue.
You give me Fat Boys
instead. Kool Rock-Ski ano Prince
Markie Dee, indeed.
Who is
Markie Dee to me or me to him
that I should weep like this? A
perfect afternoon in Kirby Park,
shattered to shards by Rap. Scoobee-doo-bce-doo,scoo-bee-doo-beedee,/you wanna hear my IG-norant
phil-OS-o-phy?/ My blaster's in
the PARK.
It's getlin' kinda
DARK,/but I've got lotsa volume
so who NEEDS to SEE?
Ugh. Double Ugh. Stop this
right now. You see what you've
done? You've driven me crazy.
You did. You over there with your
Sanyo. Yo!
If you ax me, it's
CRU-el-ty / to make me sit and
listen to Prince Markie Dee!
0 God! No! Don't make me
start Rapping. Tie me to the road
and run me over with a Semi. In
six or seven directions. Until I
look like a peanut butter cookie.
Go ahead. I won't even scream.
But first let me do the same thing
to your Fat Boys tape. Come on.
Even Steven.
Oh, I grow old. I grow old. I
shall wear my trousers and your
Rap tapes rolled. I'm out of date. I
am out of touch. I hate this stink-

in' kappin' crap so damn
Lord, I am not worthy
ready, but I am not worthy.
killing me. I'm being ni
death by punk ducks.
least, (heart's gentle sol
won't have Rap in Heave~
they don't even have
Purgatory. But where I'm
it's a given. There I'll l:e.
by flames.
Crushed
brimstone. And th~re it
full volume: Fat Boys ra
blastin' at me / pounding
eardrums through e-TER-niNo, I won't have it.
that tape. Give it up.
over. There. I'm going to
under my hiking boot. Y
Shred its little memorex c
smithereens. Yes I will.
why this pang?
lament? Touched in my
bone am I? For what? For
Boys?
No, it's not that. It's j
remember--years ago--whcn
playing the Stones. Yes.
Rolling Stones. My fa
into my room and shouted:
that junk off! That's not
Oh, well. I guess it's
more things change the
stay the same. Old age oon
alone. I'm sorry.
Here. Here's your Fa
back. Go ahead, play it
your Ii ttle Panasonic, I don
Every generation is entitlal
own music. Go on and
brains out. I don't care.

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both represented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you 're part of a health care
system in which ed ucational and
~
career advancement are the rule,
·\
not the exception. The gold bar
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN , write: Army Nurse Opportunibes, PO. Box 7713,
Clifton, NJ 07015. Or call toll free 1-800-USA-ARMY .

ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAM BE.

are in
n the
the S.

�PAGE NINE

WCJLlHI 'fo]P 35 as of 9/11/87

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Jt I am not w
ne. I'm bcin
y punk due
teart's gentle
1vc Rap in H
even
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,en. The
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s through
I won't h
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riy hiking
Ls little me
eens. Ye
tis pang?
' Touched
n I? For

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. it's not that. I
ber--years ag
: the Stones.
; Stones. My
y room and sh
1k off! That's
, well. I guess
hings change
e same. Old
I'm sorry.
re. Here's y
Go ahead, p
.ttle Panasonic,

utiful brisk autumn
Don and Ed about to
w adventure.
, it sure is a beaun day! Let us go
g the beautiful river
enjoy the beautiful

come here!
was! And just loo ...

. BLAAH!
g??
into one of those
t came out of
etch for about a
ure hate those!
on't let that spoil
little stroll of

ile of leaves! Let's
to them!

you're missing!!!

ED: Yes I do!! Don't you know
that slugs hide in piles of leaves
like that?
DON: No they don't . Do they?
Slugs??
ED: Yup! Just imagine one of
those slimy bloodsuckers creeping
down your drawers.
DON: Aak!! Oooh!! Yippayippa-yoww! !
(He emerges from the leaves. They
proceed.)
ED: Wow!! Just look at this
majestic foliage!
DON: Yup! Sure is great! But
wait...what is that small white
cloud just up ahead?
ED: I don't know. Let's take a
look-see.
(They take a look-see.)
DON: What the... Hey, wait Just
a minute! This is not a cloud at
all!! This is a swarm of those
white flying bugs that travel in
groups of up to one thousand!!!
ED: They've spotted us!! Let's
run for cover into the brush!!!
(They run for cover into the brush.)
DON: (pant,pant,pant) I think
we lost them.
ED: I think I stepped in something.

DON: I think I hear someone!
ED: I think I stepped in something.

DON:

Hey! There's some old
man sleeping behind these bushes!
ED: Wake him up.
DON: Well, ok. Here I go.
ED: Don't touch him!!
DON:
Ok, I'll poke him with
this stick.
(poke, poke,poke)
OLD MAN:
Aaaaaarrrggghhhhaaa!!!
DON &amp;ED: Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!
ED: I think he's rabid!!
DON: Quick! Let's run into the
Darte Center!
(They run into the Darte Center.)
ED: That was close!
DON: And how! (itch, itch, itch)
Man, I think I got bitten by every
creature without a spine in those
bushes.
ED: Yes, me too. Darn those
camiverous insects!
DON: That's the trouble with nalure, there's always something stinging you or oozing mucus on you!
ED: Don't I know it! (sniff,sniff)
Hey, what smells?
DON:
I think you stepped in
something.
Now we'd like to introduce our

1. Squeeze ........ .. ... ... ..... .. ................. ..... .... ... ... ............ Hourglass
2. U2 ........ .................. .............. ........................ ... Silver &amp; Gold
3. INXS .................................................................. Good Times
4. Mojo Nixon &amp; Skid Roper. ......... ................ Elvis Is Everywhere
5. New Order ............................................................. Temptation
6. Joe Walsh .................................. :.......................... .111 My Car
7. The Tadpoles ..................................... ................Thief Of Hearts
8. Guadalcanal Diary .......................................................... Litany
9. The Fixx ..................... : ........................... .......... .. .. Redd Skies
10. Rush ........ ................................... ...... ... .. ..... Time Stands Still
11. Pretty Poison ...............................................,. .......... .Catch Me
12. Herocs ... .... .... ...... .................................... ......... ..Here We Are
13. Dumptruck ... ...... .......... .................... ............... Going Nowhere
14. The Cure ..................................................Why Can't I Be You
15. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen ....................................... New Direction
16. Lime Spiders ........ ...... .... ... ..... ........ .... ...... ... My Favorite Room
17. Whodini. .... ... ..... ....... ..... ... ............. .......... ............ Be Yourself
18 . Brian Skeeter....................................... Leave My Monkey Alone
19. The Call .. ........... ....... ............. .......... ....... .......... . .In The River
20. Stacey Q ............. ...................... .. ............ Music Out Of Bounds
21. That Petrol Emotion ........ ..... ................... ........ ..... Big Decision
22. 10,000 Maniacs .... ................ .......... ..... ... .......... ..... Cherry Tree
23. Go-Betweens ............................ _. ................... ......AII Mixed Up
24. Tom Petty .......... ...... .......................... ................... Right Here
25. REM ..... ..... ... ... ........ ................ .................. ..Finest Worksong
26. Dramarama ...... ....................... ..................... ........ Steve &amp; Edie
27. Fat Boys .... .......... ............. .............................. ... .. ..... Wipeout
28. Pete Wylie ................ ...................... ............ ............... ..Sinful
29. Black Bitian ........................................ :..............Funky Nassau
30. Aerosmith ........................ ....... ........................ .... Magic Touch
31. Los Lobos ........................................ ........... Come On Let's Go
32. The Db's ................................................................. Amplifier
33. Killing Joke .................... ............................ ..... ....... Adoration
34. Belouis Some .............................................. Lct It Be With You
35. What If...................................................................... What If
friend, Gary "Fabs" Fabiano, who
·vill be your host for the record
review.
Thanks, guys. The compilation
"4 Bands That Could Change the
World" present four bands that
would probably be classified under
the punk/hardcore musical influence. This compilation provides
you with four bands with four
different musical styles which I'm
sure will fill one of your musical
requirements. The songs present on
the album show the progress and
maturing within the band and

within their style of playing music,
which even includes some live
tracks.
I enjoyed this album thoroughly
and I am sure you will find out that
this is 100% hard rocking music
which will get your body moving.
If you would like to hear one of
the bands, call up WCLH and
request to hear one of the songs off
the compilation, or just listen to
the"Gary and Gregg Punk/Hardcore
show" (It's on Thursday nights
from 9:00 to 12:00) and we will
spotlight one song from each band
during the show.

The Wilkes Rowing Club
by Bruce Hom

burg Fair Bus
Trip
y, October 2
leave the front
the S.U.B. at

e will go by
and tickets are
$1.00
u are interested,
on Lhe 3rd floor
the S.U.B.

Rowing on the Susquehanna
River? Come on. Believe it or
not, I 00 years ago the regatta held
on our river was a big attraction and
drew over 10,000 spectators. Sunday, September 6 that tradition
returned to our area with the WilkesBarre 100 Years Regatta.
The
regatta, sponsored by the WilkesBarre Rowing Club (WBRC),
attracts national caliber teams from
as far away as Philadelphia and New
York.
National champion Carl
Viola raced in the regatta and
afterwards said that our course was
one of the best on the East Coast
and that he couldn't wait to come
back.
The course he spoke of is an 8
lane, 2000 meter course that runs
from near the Pierce Street Bridge
to the Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center, right in front of Wilkes.

Crew members from Drexel
University said that the high dikes
and relatively calm water make this
an ideal place to row.
They
couldn't believe that Wilkes, a
school rich in traditon, doesn't have
a rowing team . Teams from the
Philadelphia area travel miles to
row on inferior rivers such as the
Skuylkill, and we have an ideal
river right on campus. So why
doesn't Wilkes have a rowing team?
This has been a question asked by
both students and administration
members alike in these past weeks.
Wilkes, with cooperation from
the Wilkes-Barre Rowing Club, is
forming a rowing c.lub.
The
WBRC has been graciously helping
Wilkes with their coaches, Linda
Scott and Tom Young, and also
with the use of their equipment.
Every morning you can see Linda
and Tom out on the water teaching
a iew new Wilkes students the art

of sculling.
Wilkes College has showr..
much interest in this club and the
sport itself. The faculty is
represented by the new faculty
advisor, Dr. Farooq, along with
other faculty members.
Thirty
students attend the meetings and
rowing practice. Also, from the
administration, Dr. Nejib, Dean of
the school of Engineering and
Physical Sciences, Amy Weidemer,
Director of Student Activities have
shown interest. As you can see the
support is coming from all
directions and the club is growing
daily. It is now in the process of
purchasing more boats with money
already raised by the club. The
meetings are held every Tuesday in
Stark Leaming Center room 166.
No experience is necessary and
everyone is encouraged to come.
Not only are rowers needed, but
also managers and people to work

on the boats.
This Saturday, September 26,
the Wilkes College Rowing Club,
along with the WBRC, is holding
an open house picnic in Nesbitt
Park (right across Market Street
from Kirby Park). There will be
rowing all day and the picnic
festivities start at 4:00 p.m. Since
this is Parent's Day at Wilkes stop
by after or in between the planned
activities and see what the club
about.
If you are not able to attend
the meetings or if you have any
additonal questions contact:
Bruce Hom- C.C. office (3rd
floor of the SUB), ext. 239
Kurt Revak- Evans 3rd, ext.
138
Hope to see you on the river
some time soon.

�PAGE TEN

Pawn
Continued from p. 2

Row 2 Laurie Eater,
The 1987-88 Wilkes College Cheerleaders: Row 1 Karep Naglac.
Michelle Novoblski, Kelly Furlong,
Kristen Kolenski, Leah Kulikowski.
Row 3
Mascot Bob Wachowski, Sherie Davis, Theline Van Vesteradia.

TEMPLE ISRAEL CONGREGATION CORDIALLY INVITES STUDENTS TO

weekend.
Don't believe me?
Remember Dave Binder?
Bob
Gamer?
Chicago City Limits?
Okay, you say, but that was last
year. What about this year? Well,
have you seen the pictures up
around campus this week for Peter
Vidmar's presentation this Friday?
If you look, you'll notice that this,
too, is a Programming-Board
sponsored event.
It seems that many people
would rather stay home than take a
risk on an unknown performer.
After all, you might say, what if
the concert were lousy? Well, if
the show turned out to be boring,
you wasted a whole hour and a half
of your weekend. Not a lot of
time, if you think about it. Better
than watching Miami Vice reruns,
anyway.
But if you take a chance on
that unknown, that performer you
may never have heard of, you just
might
end
up
"discovering"

someone as talented as
Mergott. (You may even
good time!) Just ask anyort
went to the Stingers conceit
group that inspires that
audience enthusiasmhas
good.
With this in mind, the
time you find yourself
"T1_1ere's never anything
around here. It's sooo
take a look at the Pro
Board calendar.
See
scheduled for that weekend.
most of all, go to the co
the movie, to the con
Take a chance; give the
chance to show what it can
Wilkes' social life. Who
you might even end up see·
next Springsteen or Eddie
After all, everyone has to
somewhere--why not the
circuit?
And, oh, by the way,·
don't go--don't complain that
never anything to do at Wi

TRIVIA

WORSHIP WITH THE CONGREGATION AT ITS HIGH HOLY DAY
by Lee Morrell

SERVICES WHICH WILL BE HELD ACCORDING TO THE
It is starting again. I thought if I snuck in some early season i
questions I could keep Sterling's Tom Gasper away from us. Well,!
wrong. Not only did he come back, he came back with avenge
took him three strikes but he nailed Question #1 on the third try.
he came up to our office ( which is located on the 3rd floor of the S
Brian Dorsey,) to claim his prize, he sat with me and spat out ques ·
I'm sure the answer (meaning person) would have trouble answering.
In case it was gnawing at your craw, here are the answers to last
difficult questions. I'll start from the end and work up, so as to go
easier to harder. The last time the Green Bay Packers beat the "soon
Irwindale, presently Los Angeles, but back then Oakland" Raiden
January of 1968, otherwise known as Superbowl II. Those were the
of Vince Lombardi, Bart Starr, and that awesome offensive line
Jerry Kramer, Fuzzy Thurston, and Forrest Gregg. The other queslMI
a little more difficult. I received many different answers, butonlyo
the correct answer find its way up here. Oh yeah, the answer was!
Phillie, Manny Trillo.
The pennant races are in fill gear. My educated guess a to will
champions will be are, the Blue Jays and the Giants. If no\
YANKEES!!

FOLLOWINGSCHEDULE. SABBATHSERVICES
TAKE PLACE EACH SATURDAY AT9A.M.

Rosh Hashonah--First Day
Tashlich-Market Street Bridge-5:30PM
Minchah/Ma'ariv at 7:00PM
Worship at Temple Israel
Rosh Hashonah--Second Day
Friday morning, Sept. 25 at 8:00AM
Worship at Irem Temple
Sermon at 10:30AM
Minchah/Ma'ariv at 7:00PM
Worship at Temple Israel
Shabbat Shuvah Service
Saturday morning, Sept. 26, at 9:00AM
Worship at Temple Israel
Kol Nidre Eve Service
Friday evening, October 3 at 6:30PM
Worship at Temple Israel

OUESTION#l
Who has hit the most home runs for the Montreal Expos since
joined the national league?

Yorn Kippur Day Service
Saturday morning, October 4 at 9:00AM
Worship at Temple Israel
Sermon at 11 :OOAM
Yizkor Memorial Service follows the Sermon

QUESTION #2
Who led all major league batters W!Lh a .343 batting average i
1970's?

Dolill't jMmp

Farley Library Re2ular Hours
Monday - Thursday 8 a.m. - Midnight
Saturday

9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Sunday

2 p.m. - Midnight
Check library desk.for PXceptions

.]Om

Best of luck to everyone out there who'!mempts our little quiz,
you Tom, you're not welcome back until next week. If you can
them, do so immediately, in case you want to win! Get your an
us in our offices on the 3rd floor of the S.U.B. or at ext. 379

The JEeacolill
We are aliway§
foohlmg 1for a
fow good! · peoplie !

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�PAGE ELEVEN

September 24, 1987

11e

as talen
(You may
ime!) J ust ask
o the Stingers
that inspires
:e enthusiasm

Lt.

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never

here.

men's
•

f IS

Lady Stickers split
•
her pair

It's

look at the
calendar.
led for that w
f all, go to the
Jvie, to the
chance; g ive
to show w hat
social life.
ght even end

The Lady Colonel field hockey
team's second game of the season
brought them to East Stroudsburg.
Despite good efforts by both the
offense and defense, the stickers
were handed their first Joss of the
season.
Five minutes had barely gone
by in the game before East
Stroudsburg had scored their first
goal. Before the half was to come
to an end they would lengthen their
lead to 4-0.
However, the Lady Colonels
were not ready to call it quits. In
the second half, the stickers put the
East Stroudsburg defense to a test.
Because of a kicked ball, the Lady
&lt;;:olonels were given an opportunity
to score. Kelly Wandel took the
penalty shot and succeeded in

1d, oh, by
,--don't co
1ything to

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some early
away fro m us.
: back with a
# 1 o n the third
the 3rd floor of
1e and spat
ve trouble
:e the answe
work up, s
'ackers beat
1en Oaklan
.vi II. Those

by sports history was made at Wilkes College. For
eleven years a women's varsity sport was added to the
After getting off to a shaky start the team finally
cptcm~r 16. The lady boaters took to the field
Royals of Scranton.
lopsided score, the loss did not discourage the Lady
lone goal was scored by Kelly Cota, unassisted.
Ja owicz stressed that he is not concerned about what
c tcJm compiles but is more interested in teaching the
the game. He feels getting the program started for
more important.
rested in joining the team may attend a practice any
mKirby Park.

ucated g uess a
the Giants. I

dominating defense,
offensive perforCollcge Colonels
m disposing of the
defense that set up

of the game for the
c linebacker Andy
lf a Lion pass and
10 the Colonel 48.
ve the ball down to

Tony DiGrazia, who was
named MAC Offensive Player of
theWeek, scored
his
second
touchdown of the game with 25
seconds left on an end around.
Mcagly's PAT was good and the
Colonels went into the locker room
holding a 17-7 lead. ·
Albright received the second
half kick-off and was stuffed by a
swarming Colonel defense. A good
punt put the Colonels deep into
their own territory. But it took the
Colonels only six plays to go 90
yards to once again hit paydirt.
Deluca found tight end Mike
Harrison wide open in the end zone
to give the Colonels a commanding

24-7
npts our little
week. If you
ivin! Get your
1r at ext. 379

cn't looking good
as the Lions were
m Wilkes territory.
end Lan•: Hubert

in capitalizing on
and hit paydirt on a
from Carl Deluca
a. Mcagly's boot
the Colonels held a

Led by ECAC Defensive
Player of the Weck Joe Daches the
Colonels completely crushed the
Albright offense.
Their is one
defensive play that can't go
unnoticed. A Colonel fumble gave
Albright a golden oppurtunity deep
inside Wilkes territory.
But
defen~ivf' tackle Tim Hopkins had a
lineman's dream as he picked off a
Lion acricl and raced down to the

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1:30p.m. Wilkes vs. Susquehanna in football

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2:00 p.m.

Wilkes vs. Misericordia/Wilson in volleyball

lonels crush Lion
10-7 lead.

•

1:00p.m. Wilkes vs, Delaware Valley in field hoekey

••

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•

the week was Debbie Decesare.
This week's player is Sue Dicton.
These two players deserve special
recognition for the determination
and skill they bring to the field.
Our congratulations to both Sue
and Debbie.
This coming week the Lady
Colonels will host Susquehanna on
Tuesday at 3:30, Elizabethtown on
Thursday at 3:30, and Delaware
Valley at 1:00 on Saturday.

11 :00 a.m. Wilkes vs. FDLJ..Madi~on in soccer

•

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•

Despite the second half offensive
surge the Lady Colonels lost 5-2.
Saturday, the Lady Colonels
took their 1-1 record to Albright.
After the loss at East Stroudsburg
the stickers were determined to
leave with a win.
Albright scored early in the
first half but that's all that the Lady
Colonels defense would allow.
They continually rejected all other
attempts at scoring and fed the ball
back to the offense. The defense
was
led
by
outstanding
performances from Kim Cooper,
Debbie DeCaesar, and Debbie
Marquart.
The offense, which dominated
the majority of the game, was lead
by Petrosky who scored in the first
and second half of the game.

PARENT•s DAY SPORTING EVENTS

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•

Petrosky was not the only one who
played well. Donna Vasquez and
Sue Dicton also had exceptional
games. Vasquez skillfully moved
the ball up the middle of the field.
Dicton was able to move the ball
up the sidelines. This combination
of agressive offense and determined
defense led to an impressive 2-1
victory for Wilkes.
Last week's hockey player of

scoring Wilkes' first goal. Later in
the second half Martina Petrosky
scored her first goal of the season.

by Wendy Shwed
David Hassler

an

Lion 11. Albright held and time
ran out and Wilkes had it's second
victory of the young season.
Now the stage is set, as
Wilkes hosts nationally ranked
Susquehanna next Saturday at 1:30.
It is also parents weekend, so what
better than to treat Mom and Dad to
a good football game. The team
would really appreciate the support.

Harriers
Continued from page 12
members bettered their last week's
times.
The Lady Colonels didn't run
this weekend, but will be ready to
go next weekend as both teams
travel to Susquehann;, where they
will also meet the Royals of
Scrnnton.
The invitation to join th.::
cross country team is still upen, :;o
come on out and have fun while
_sta....;y:....i_n::::.g_in_sh_a...!pe:...::..:....._ _ _ _ _ __

GOOOOOO
WILKES!

V olleyballers drop
MAC opener
by Kathy Harris

Wilkes lost to Upsala 2-0 (1-15, 715).
Ayers recorded three of
Wilkes' seven aces. Strataface and
Kravitz each had four kills. Lora
Rhinehimer, Ayers, and Miller each
had three kills. The Lady Colonels
had a total of 17 aces.
In their second MAC contest
the Lady Colonels were defeated by
Johns Hopkins 2-0 (15-17, 10-15).
Strataface had six of the team's 18
kills. Kravitz and Rhinehimer each
recorded five kills.

This was not a good week for
the Wilkes women's volleyball
team. The team lost all four of this
week's matches.
Fine performances were given by Linda
Strataface, Theresa Ayers and Lisa
Kravitz. Their overall record now
s·ands at 5-7. The team's MAC
record stands at 0-1.
In their match with Baptist
B 1ble College, Wilkes was defeated
'.2-1 (15-13, 9-15, 11-15). The Lady · r-·- - - - - - - - - - Colonels recorded 14 aces, 11 kills
and 32 digs. Ayers had six aces,
while Strataface recorded five aces
and Kravitz served three aces. Of
the team's 32 digs Debbie Miller
had 13 to her credit.
In the second match of their
tri-mcet,
Wilkes
lost
to
Elizabethtown 2-0 (2-15, 7-15).
The Lady Colonels recorded four
aces, 11 kills, and 38 digs.
In their first MAC contest,

SUPPORT
THE

COLONELS

�Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 3

18766

September 24,

Colonel of the Booters tie
Division I power
week

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0

II

by Craig Larimer

"

WILKES

After their first five games of
the 1987 season the Wilkes men's
soccer team's record stands at 2-2-1.
After last Thursday's tough loss to
Messiah, the Colonels had to
regroup and prepare themselves for
their
upcoming
test
against
Division I, undefeated Virginia
Tech.
The Colonels knew that in
order to contain the Virginia Tech
attack, they would have to put forth
a tremendous effort. The Colonels
did jU"St that; both the offense and
the defense played well when
needed.
The defense found themselves
under considerable pressure throughout the game. Lenny Rosanoff rose
to the occasion and recorded a fine
performance, turning away 18 shots
on goal. Sean Lockhead also had a
pair of goal line saves as he aided in
Rosanoffs defense.
The Wilke's defense limited
the Virginia Tech scoring un til late
in the second half. The Colonels
were determined to score, and with
less than two minutes remaining in
regulation.
Their determination
produced a goal.
Matt Ryan
accepted a Gerard Piazza restart and
headed it beautifully into the comer
of the goal. The goal sent the
game into overtime.
Virginia

presi
wer a!
y th
accor

as
nt.

will
of 6
ard Ci
ege ac

e bel
chir
play

tric Cl
rograi
rhm
the

John Purcell puts his best foot forward.
Tech didn't waste any time in
mounting an attack and scored on a
two on one situation with only
1:30 gone in the first overtime.
The excitement
grew shortly
afterwards when Wilkes had an
opportunity to tie the score once
again,
this time with a penalty
kick. John Pursell was called upon

to try to even things up
so with authority. His
penalty shot rang off the
as the Colonels enjoyed
victory over a worthy op
The Colonels will
Madison on Saturday at
Please come out and su
team.

Harriers lose open
by Tom Urso

This weeks male Cofonf~f the

ii~Pa.is]~Daches,
).~ is a
InSatur~y~viy~Ql'.Y

junior .accounting major from Mountaintop

over Albright Joe regist.ered three sacks

an~.was

backfield all night For his preformance
Defensiye Pl~yey- pf µieJ/~ , " .

Joe

in the Albright
was named ECAC

The cross country team ran its
first MAC league race on Saturday
against Delaware Valley and King's.
Both teams had several veteran
runners which proved to be
unfortunate for the young Colonel
team. Delaware Valley was a
formidable opponent for both
King's and Wilkes, giving the
Colonels a 16-39 deficit. On the
other hand the Monarchs were only
able to get 3 runners in before the
Wilkes pack, but this was enough
for them to edge Wilkes out 2134.

In the individual standings
Andy Krawczeniuk from King's
took first place on the new Wilkes
-.:ourse setting the course record at
27:23. Leading the Colonels was
Tom Urso in 9th place with a time
of 30:22 followed by a King's
runner with Doug Lane following
closely behind in a 31:51 finish.
Paul Miorelli was the next runner
and next member of the Colonels'
pack, placing 12th in a time of
32:07.
Also joining the pack and
staying ahead of the next King's
runner was Pete Huber, who placed
13th with a 32:52.

Despite the

determination of the n·
freshmen runners a lone
runner was able to break
pack .• Both of the fres
personal records with Tom
placing 15th in 34:14 foll
the newest member of the
Walter Lesch, who placed
his first college 5 mile race
34:54.
The Wilkes harriers
good grouping of runnm
could help them out later
season as they gain
experience. In addition, al

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disease (barring, of
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and on many televison
of the concern with
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bookstore. Students
have to face possible
t in a local drug store
to be protected against

disease or to prevent unwanted pregnancies; they can purchase condoms on campus.
Condoms are already available
in the Health Services Office free of
charge.
The possibility of placing
condoms in several of the new vending machines on campus has been
discussed and is the subject of some
controversy.
A committee, chaired by Dr.
Clyde Houseknecht, was formed to
recommend what items would be
made available for sale in these
machines. The committee met for
the first time Tuesday during activities period to make a recommendation to the President's Cabinet as to what it felt should go in
the machines, but no decision was
reached. The committee will meet
again next Tuesday at 12 p.m. in

SLC 361.
If the committee recommends
that condoms be put in the machines, the contraceptives may be
made available in vending machines
in Pickering Hall, in Evans Hall, in
Miner Hall, and in the Student ·
Center.
According to Jane LampeGroh, dean of student affairs, the
condoms will be wrapped in a "very
discreet package."
Lampe-Groh believes that
making condoms available for sale
in vending machines may take away
the embarassment usually associated with buying "protection."
"Sex is a very private matter,"
she said. "You might want the ar10nymity in buying any hygiene
product."
Condoms are currently available at the bookstore.

kering sees several improvements
Hall is the home of
Sllldcnts, about half of
an campus male poprding to Mark Allen,

director of residence life. Pickering
also houses the book store, dorm
student's dining hall and Residence
Life Office.
Allen said that some of the
changes in the hall since last year

include: color coded doors for aesthetic reasons, improved hallway
lighting, and new carpeting on the
first floor. There is also the possiblity of a new assistant director of
housing being added to the present

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ild the stone wall outside Chase Hall. According to John Pesta, director of Purchasing, the
the stone was crumbling and the stone wall was beginning to pull away.

staff.
the communal bathrooms, but I do
The main hall is divided up into enjoy having my own room."
about nine halls. Each smaller hall
He said that he, too, noticed the
has its own Residence Assistant paint on the first floor doors wasn't
(R.A.), who advises the dorm wearing well. "I think the color
students in that hall and supervises coding was a good idea, but the
those students.
· paint wasn't done too well. The
Jeff Wilt, the R.A. in Dirksen paint on doors is peeling off."
Hall in Pickering, said he likes
What do some of the students
working in that hall. He said that think about Pickering? Gary Fabhe likes the fact that Pickering is a iano, of Priapus Hall said "It's O.K.
central dorm building which is It's a room and a bed." Tom
convenient to live in because it has Prianzo, also a resident of Priapus
the cafeteria and the bookstore. Hall said "It's like a real dorm - it
Wilt says that although the doors
Continued p. 3
were recently painted on the firsr
floor, the paint on them is already
peeling and it has a tendency to run
when wet.
He said that the new carpeting is
already full of burn holes from
students dropping cigarettes. "The
kids mistreated it and showed a lack .
of respect for what was done." On
thoughts of making the hall co-ed,
. Wilt adds, "They'd have to do a lot
more work before they could make
it co-ed."
Steve Bardsley, R.A. of Webster
Hall in Pickering, said he was in
Evans Hall last year. He spoke of
the differences between the two
halls. Bardsley said walls are thicker in Pickering so they hold the
sound better. "In Evans, the sound
echoes down the hall. I don't like

�PAGE TWO

September 17, 1987

Editorial

Letter to the editor

Enrollment is on the rise at Wilkes College. These were probably
words of comfort to all those concerned with the welfare of the school.
The president, the Board of Trustees, and any one of a number of our
administrators probably slept much easier after hearing that more
students were enrolled at Wilkes than last year. After all, more students
mean more money, and more money means more prestige for Wilkes.
The number of students in and of itself adds a little prestige to the
school, and definitely improves the school's image. After all, when you
read that more people enrolled and were accepted at a school you are
considering attending, doesn't that make a good impression? Doesn't
that lead you to believe that Wilkes is such a good school that many
people find the school worthy of attending?
That's what I believed after a superficial examination of the facts.
Enrollment is up. People want to come here, right? Then, just by
chance, I happened to come across a copy of the Wilkes College
application for admission. The application, although attractively
displayed in the viewbook, amounts to nothing more than a mere
regurgitation of vital statistics--your name, address, the major you wish
to pursue, and some information about your parents. The application
process is as simple as that. I've applied for credit cards that asked for
more information than Wilkes asks for on its application.
True, the application does request that a student's SAT score~
be sent to the College. Although this is a comforting thought, i1
states nowhere in the viewbook or the Bulletin what the minimum
SAT score is. This leads me to believe that the SAT may mean
very little to the College when it is considering an applicant fo1
admission. Granted, the SAT is not everything, and you cannot
truly judge anyone on the basis of one test score. But, in addition
the application does not even mention secondary school transcript:
as a requirement for admission. Without that piece of valuable
criteria, you may as well allow anyone who has the money to
attend Wilkes College. In fact, if one looks at the application
alone, one would be led to believe . that if you have the financial
capacity to attend, the school will be willing to •overlook any
possible lack of intellectual caoacitv to do so.
This should not be the case. When considering a student for
admission, the school has an obligation, to itself and to the students
already attending the school, to look at the applicant's credentials, as
well as to his ability to function in the environment the College wants
to cultivate. If Wilkes' application is any indication, the school seems
to want to maintain the student body at at least a fourth grade level.
intelligently and to communicate effectively. In orde~ to see th~t a

Continued on

Student questions reasons
behind bell tower

To the Editor:

Once again the students of
Wilkes College are getting the
opportunity to see the groundbreaking for yet another magnificent structure on campus. This
time we will be hearing the
caroling of bells as we stroll the
campus grounds. For whom does
the bell toll? Certainly not for the
students who watch their dorms
deteriorate with each passing year or
for their classmates who leave
school because they can no longer
afford the tuition.
When I first heard about the
.proposed bell tower, I questioned
the funding for the project. While I
was upset to find out that Dr. Bums
had donated the money specifically
for the building of the tower, I was
somewhat quieted knowing that it
was not being paid for by the stu-

A pawn in their 2ame

Sure, it's pretty-but -w hat does
it do?
by M. E. Evers

.4

Welcome to the site of the
1987-88 World Wrestling Federation Championships. What, you
say,
you didn't realize that the
VOL. XL No. 2 September 16, 1987
Wrestling Championships were
being held at Wilkes College this
year? Didn't you notice the signs
Editor-in-chief...................... ................................ Lorri Steinbacher
all over campus? You know, the
News Editor ................................................................ Kim Klimek
ones with the big white "W"?
Feature Editors ........................_....................................Lee Morrell
Wait a minute. What do you
.......................................................... Korrie Everett
mean, that's the new Will&lt;:es logo?
Sports Editors .................................................................. Bill Kern
Does this mean that Hulk Hogan
................................................................Lisa Miller
won't -be coming to the new Sports
Copy Editor ....................................................... Wendy Rosencrance
and Conference Center?
Damn.
Photography Editor ..............................................Elizabeth Mazzullo
And I was hoping I could get "up
Advertising Managers ................................................. Mark Shedlock
close and personal" with the
............................................... Anne Humphrey
Hulkster....
Business Manager...................... ................................Joel Fomalont
But this column isn't about
Staff Writer ........................................................ :........ Scott Zolner
the World Wrestling Federation; it's
Staff Cartoonist. ..................................................... .Joseph Iannuzzi
about that logo. That "W." That
Darkroom Assistant ................................................... Donna Yedlock
unsightly bit of graphic art that's
Staff Photographer ........................................................ Bruce Alexis
adorning almost everything on camAdvisor ........................................................................ Tom Bigler
pus these days, from signs to vans,
from notebooks to (so I've heard)
Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Don (Semyon) and Ed the drinking fountains and urinals
(Buonacore), Craig Larime, Wendy Shwed, David Hassler, Tom Urso, in the new gym. The new logo, in
Elizabeth Mazzullo, Lenny Skursky, M.E. Evers, John Gordon, Marsha and of itself, is not necessarily a
bad thing (even if it does look as if
Howes, Rikkie Pace, and Friend..
it belongs on the front of the jersey
of a large, overly muscular blon&lt;l
Contributing Photographer: Lee S. Morrell.

trb~ 11Ll~acon

dents in any capacity. Now I am to
understand from reading The Beacon
that "Dr. Bums was approached
with the idea of the bell tower by
the college," and not the half-truth
that we were told. According to
Paul O'Hop, this project is supposed to bring "a degree of uniformity and cohesiveness" to the
college, but in reality it is creating
confusion · among the students,
because the money can be put to
better use. What about offering
more scholarships to bring quality
students to Wilkes in order to raise
our academic standards, better research and laboratory facilities for
academic growth, or anything that
would affect the students more
directly than a bell tower.
Students only know what they
are told. They are led to believe
their administrators, and it causes
some confusion to see contra-

man).

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
The problem with the new
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the logo is th at it's new.
Newly
individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be created, th at is. Newly designed,
newly implemented, newly paid for.
withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be Ah, there's the rub--money. Sure,
Ls-=ig'-n_e_d_to_in_s_ur_e_v_al_idi_·ty-=-·------------------' you can see the sign all over

campus. Sure, it's an improvement .
over the official College seal. But
how much did this aesthetic improvement cost?
Let's face facts, folks, this is a
college--or, if you will, an institution of higher leaming--not a
fashion show. True, it's nice to
have an attractive campus, but I
can't help thinking that there are
better things for the College to
spend its money on than new signs .
What, you might ask? New
professors, for one thing. We are,
after all, presumably here to get a
degree. Some of us (perish the
thought!) are actually here to learn

dictions in print. I cannot
the building of a bell tower
administrator that proclai
students to be the heart and
the college community, but·
on requesting money f11
necessary structures over
benefits. One of the pu
this bell tower is to have a
meeting place on campus,
already have the Studenl
Building, and the newly r
Stark Lobby also meets ~
pose. Positive changes can!l
on our campus to a lesser
making us what we are, w·
ting us grow a little at a time
bell tower tries to make us
thing we are not. I welco
clarification of the facts to
students understand the
behind the bell tower.

something in the pr
pursuing that elusive B.S. oc
and it seems that academics
be allotted at least as much
as, oh, the new gym.
If you think Wilkes
enough professors (as well as
than enough administrators),
copy of last spring's
schedule and flip through it.
how many courses are
sections. Some of theses
tions are taught by current
fessors, true, but many m
taught by "adjuncts" or ,.
tors"--people hired to teach
one, maybe two, courses.
The main problem ~i
juncts is, of course, that
them hold very few office h

y, students pas
desk and sect
the front offic
Center. The
patrolling Wi
different fn
the campus last
are trained guar
or those in troub
le_around the e
Why hire new
g to Director o
nski who is in
· g guards, m~
schedules and c
the reason for hii

on duty 24 ho
week. Gla21
for the safe
campus, the ·
]dings and f cars." Jo
iate directo

rude."
it was·ridicul
ts would nee
to identify th,
parking wa~
needs more
ering residents
ters. "
Otl
he enjoyed th

Need to talk to yo
clas~? Chances ,
him unless your 5C

with his. Need tc
? No dice. Neei:
. Forget it.

's a bigger pr
Adjuncts are ofte:
ch introductory c,

hired in place c
rs. Why? It's c
Uege, no doubt--a
't have to worr)
adjuncts and payini

lem with this
part-timers co
s, fewer peop
each upper-le"
lines. Take th&lt;
Lit departmen
t only do fre:

deal with hunting

tors to ask que
selection of uppe
• sadly reduced fror
, thus turning
well-rounded major
·se in itself.
departments rel
part-timers to fiI:
slots---m10ng then
Business and Econ

�lions in print. I c
building of a bell
ninistrator that p
tents to be the h
college community
requesting mon
essary structures o
efits. One of the
bell tower is to
:eting place on ca
acty have the S
!ding, and the new
k Lobby also m
:. Positive changes
mr campus to a
ing us what we
us grow a little at a
tower tries to m
~ we are not. I
fication of the f:
:nts understand
1d the bell tower.

:thing in the
1ing that elusive B
t seems that aca
otted at least as m
1, the new gym.
[f you think
:h professors (as
enough admini
of last sp
ule and flip throug
many courses
ns. Some of th
are taught by c
s, true, but man
by "adjuncts"
people hired to
1aybe two, courses.
he main problem
is, of course,
1old very few offi

September 17, 1987

security

PAGE THREE

brings increased protection

urity, said the guards also help
escort students to their dorms at
,students pass by the in- night. The extension number for
desk and security guard those needing help is 399.
die front office of Stark
Those making up the new secCenter. The uniformed urity force include Glazenski and
patrolling Wilkes Carn- Marianacci, and guards Alfred Berdifferent from those rettini, Paul Gallagher, Arty Eddy,
Dale Hughes, Frank Myerski,
campus last year.
trained guards, watch- Frank Siene, and Tony Wienlhose in trouije or caus- ckowski.
around the entire carnWhat do others think of the new
y hire new guards? campus security? Nazila Veroto Director of Security - - - - - - - - - - - - ki who is in charge of
" ... 0 ur JO
. b IS to be
guards, making out
ules and controlling
reason for hiring a new . friends with everyone,
was increased prot-

on duty 24 hours a day,
• week. Glazenski said
for the safety of the
campus, the protection
lluildings and also, the
of cars." John Mari-

rude."
tit was ridiculous that
ts would need color
to identify their hall.
t parking was a big
"It needs more parking
ering residents instead
uters."
Otherwise,
he enjoyed the dorm

to talk to your prof
class? ('hances are you
him unless your ,chedule
willl his. Need to make
? No dice. Need to get
. Forget it.
~ a bigger problem,
Adjuncts are often only
introductory courses,
hired in place of fullrs. Why? It's cheaper
ge, no doubt--and the
't have to worry about
~uncts and paying them

if part-timers cover all
, fewer people will
teach upper-levels in
"plines. Take the LanLit department, for
ot only do freshmen

deal with hunting down
tors to ask questions,
cction of upper-level
sadly reduced from pre' thus turning sche1-rounded major into a
. in itself.
departments rely on
part-timers to fill their
slots-· unong them the
Business and Economics

said, "I think that the parking lot
rules are too strict."
Business student Doug Kerr, said
"I think its pretty cool. They do
their job. They don't hassle anybody unless they're destructive." ·
Barbara
Faulls
from
the
Engineering Department said of the
new security,"! think its excellent, especially in the parking department
The security office presently
located in Stark Learning Center,
will be moving to Sturdevant Hall
sometime later this year.
Glazenski said "I wish they [the
students) would abide by the set policies. Our job is to be friends with
everyone, not be the bad guys. We
. not be the bad guys."
would appreciate if they cooperate
- - - - - - - - - - - - - with security by following dormushalmi, a business administration commuter parking procedures."
and accounting major, says "They're
O.K. They seem to be doing their
job with parking." Another student,
Barbara Jerrytone, a pyschology
major takes a different view. She
David Zimmerman, a ·freshman
residing in Diaz Hall who was
studying previous to this interview,
said his hall · can be noisy
sometimes, but for the most part is
quiet. He said the building could
probably be improved in general
appearance but he likes the people
there.
Zimmerman said he gets
along with the kids and said he
liked the idea of having two people
to a room.

John Glazinski and John Marianacci supervise guard activity.

Opinion

A man for world unity?

so as not to see the poverty of
historical background
In the begining popes were Rome and ordered the suppression
The big item being discussed humble and devout Christians who of the Protestants. If you wish,
around the country this week is the lived in poverty and peace, giving you may look up these examples
visit of the Pope, a man of such all to the poor and asking nothing and see just how unchristian these
importance that two U.S. presidents in return except to spread the word dictators really were, and still .are
ment. Some of these instructors
Understandably, no American
went out of their way to see him, of Christ. But then the Christians
are hired because they have firstwants
to live under a dictator; be he
rather than the other way around. were the low men on the totem
hand experience; some, no doubt,
Just who, or should I say what, is pole of religions, and they had to totalitarian or benevolent, and I'm
because of the reasons stated above.
a Pope?
•
try harder. Eventually, Christ be- ilo exception. Yet, from time to
The College has already spent
By definition, "pope" is a title came the "in" god, his temples time, we get a world leader of exquite a bit of money to prettify the
reserved exclusively for the bishop . became more elaborate, his priests ceptional quality. To me Pope John
campus, most notably with the new
of Rome, in · his capacity as more popular, (ergo "power cor- Paul is one of them. For the first
signs and the improvements in
sovereign head of the Roman rupts," etc.) and the simple Pope time in roughly 1500 years a Pope
Stark Lobby and Pickering Hall.
Catholic Church. The term comes gave way to a power figure who has met with the Hierarchy of the
Don't get me wrong; the
from the Latin word "Papa" and eventually left behind all of his Orthodox Church and the two
improvements to Stark and Pickerlargest Christian churches have
Greek "Papas" or father. According earlier virtues.
ing were quite necessary. Long
What, you don't believe me? agreed to work together as brothers.
to Roman Catholic doctrine, whooverdue, if the truth be told. New
ever succeeds Saint Peter as the Then let's look at the history. This same Pope then went to see ·
furniture, new carpeting, and new 'Bishop ·of Rome becomes, by the Popes have crowned emporers the Archbishop of Canterbury, head
vending machines certainly make plan of Christ himself, the visible (Charlemagne), waged wars (the of the Church of England. The
the campus a more pleasant place to
head of the church of earth, with the Crusades), murdered rivals (Celesine result was pledges of cooperation
spend time.
full and supreme power of ruling the fifth), pillaged, plundered, and spiritual unity; and in one day
But now that the campus has and teaching the entire Church.
stolen, tortured, and maimed (The the reason for the past 100 years of
been made more attractive, let's get
So how did we get from Saint Inquisition,
The
Tithe,
The bloodshed in Ireland was taken
back to the essentials, at least for a Peter, ·whose vows of poverty and Borgias). More recently, Pius the away.
while. It's time for the College to
In ' my opinion, this man has
humbleness made him Christ's 11th and 12th turned their eyes
spend its money with an eye to to chosen, to ·this uppity so-and-so from Nazi atrocities in exchange for done more for world unity than any
its course listings, not to the that makes the President come and· ·:noney and safety. Pope John 23rd other man in history; no wonder
glossy, full-color pages of its View- see him? For that we need a little blocked the windows of the Vatican presidents go to see him.
book.
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After all, even if prospective
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Something to think about,
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by Lenny Skursky

�.PAGE FOUR

September 17, 1987

Do you want to help The Beacon in

"May peace prevail on eart

its fight to increase campus

awareness?

by Kim Klimek

Well, The Beacon needs a

News Co-editor
Duties include layout, writing

stories, and assigning stories. No
experience necessary, we will be
happy to train. Scholarship
available.
Call ext. 379 or stop by our office

on the 3rd floor of the Student
Center
TODAY!!

City to celebrate
Air Force Day
Mayor Thomas McLaughlin
recently signed a proclamation
establishing Friday, September 18,
as Air Force Day in the City of
Wilkes-Barre. Present at the signing of the proclamation were representatives of the U.S. Air Force
Recruiters, U.S. Reservists, and Air
Force ROTC.
Air Force Day is intended to
commemorate the fortieth anniversary of the United States Air Force.
According to the proclamation, the
Air Force
and its components
"offer significant economic, social,
and leadership benefits to young
- people of northeastern Pennsylvania
who seek responsibility and
challenge."
According to Captain Karl H.

Zimmennan of the Wilkes College
Air Force ROTC program, a special
Air Force information booth will
be placed on Public Square on
Friday. Also on public display will
be an Air Force mini-jet, and an Air
Force birthday cake will be served.
During the celebration there
will be a POW (Prisoner of War)MlA (Missing in Action) Balloon
Release in honor of the 120 POWMIAs from Pennsylvania. There
will be 113 white and black balloons released as well as 7 red
balloons in remberance of seven
local Luzerne County POW-MlA'.s.
Air Force Sgt. Neno Sartini, a
Vietnam veteran will speak on
behalf of the POW-MIA's.

"May peace prevail on earth," is
the message proclaimed by the new
Wilkes College Peace Pole.
According to Jane Lampe-Groh,
dean of student affairs, the wooden
pole was donated to the College last
week in the Arnaud C. Marts
courtyard by a visiting young
actress.
Lampe-Groh
said
Chikae
Ishikawa, the Japanese actress and
member of "The Society of Prayer
for World Peace," appeared in the
play "Stop the World - I Want to
Get Off' at the F.M. Kirby Center
for the Performing Arts Building in
Wilkes-Barre.
While visiting Wilkes-Barre this
summer, Ishikawa decided to extend
the message of peace to this
community by acquiring a peace
pole through "The Peace Pole
Project," based in East Jordan,
Michigan.
The pole arrived in the latter part
of August with the peace message.
inscribed in four languages.
According to Lampe-Groh and Paul
Adams, associate dean of student
affairs, the four languages on the
pole are English, Polish, Hebrew
and Arabic. English was chosen
be.cause it is the native language in
this area, Polish was chosen
because of the large local

Reservations are currently being Hotel.
accepted for a three-day trip to
On Saturday, the tour group will
Boston, sponsored by the Sordoni visit the Robert Klein Photography
Art Gallery of Wilkes College and Gallery in Boston's Back Bay.
scheduled for Friday, October 30 Klein, a Kingston native and
through Sunday, November 1. A alumnus of Wilkes College, is also
special feature of the trip will be a a commercial photographer and
visit to the Boston Museum of teacher at Boston's Art Institute.
Fine Arts to view the renowned The Robert Klein Gallery contains
exhibit, "Andrew Wyeth:
The photographs by such masters as
Helga Pictures."
Alfred Stiegletz, Paul Strand,
The Boston tour will depart by .. Edward Weston and Robert Frank.
bus at 8 a.m. of Friday, from the
The highlight of the tour will
Wyoming Valley Mall, and arrive take place at 11 a.m. on Saturday,
in Boston at noon. The Friday with a recorded tour of the Museum
itinerary includes a stop at the of Fine arts' exhibit, "Andrew
Wadsworth Atheneum in Hartford, Wyeth: The Helga Pictures." The
Connecticut, which is currently much-publicized exhibit features
featuring the exhibit, "American 140 drawings and watercolors by
Woman
Artists,
1830-1930." Wyeth of Helga Testorf. "Helga" is
Accomodations Friday evening will depicted in sequential groups of
be made at the Boston Park Plaza approximately 30 poses, and shows

ollege, in conj
nnsylvania Hun
C), will join t
tion in marki1
of the U.S .
n it hosts "A
Celebration"
son Darte Cer
ursday, Septem
lion will fei
on "The Na

The Peace Pole was dedicated at a ceremony last week.
population of Polish heritage, and
Hebrew and Arabic were chosen
because of the need for peace in
those two Middle Eastern countries.
At the Ceremony dedicating the
pole, Alfred Groh, special assistant
for cultural affairs, recited a poem
he had written called -" Quest for
Peace."
President Christopher
Breiseth, · S.G.A. President John
Rosania,
President
of
the
International Student Organization

Editorial

Arijit Mitra, and Samuel M
also gave speeches to
College
members on
importance of World Peace.
Pondering
on peace
prosperity in .the year ahead,
Groh said, "I hope this will
exciting year, a year of gro
hope for students and fac
student affairs working to
greater spirit and func ·
collegiallity."

Continued from p.2

nee
at
no's lecture
of charge
minent schc
umerous art:
erican gov1
litical parti
one of te
th speakers 1
memorate th
f the U.S.
a twenty-fa

"One of thi

e Wilkes C

student can do this, they have mandatory essays on their appli

ua &lt;e&lt;1u11 [)a lhT¥Jlfi a® In my estimation, there is no better way to detennine if a studeit
able to "cut it" in college. The student will be under less
ArilW&lt;BlfiU!:&lt;B waalh · be
perfonn than in the SATs, and he can take his time and think
what he has to say. Through a writing sample, the College is a
7rlh&lt;e JJ3 &lt;e&lt;l1&lt;e ® lll !
see a student go through the process of thinking, pulling ideas tog
. and writing. If a student can put together an essay, he can p
Wllh:, Tll®iP
make it in college.
Many people will argue that being a great writer does not
you smart in business or in the sciences. I disagree. Writing is
the expression of thought, and, quite obviously, thought is essen ·
any field. The essays would not necessarily have to be graded on
and function; they would merely have to be insightful, to show thi
applicant has the potential to make the most of his college educati
The useless bits of infonnation asked for on the Wilkes appli
Wyeth's concentration on a single
hardly
constitute the proper standard for admission. Vital stati ·
subject over a fifteen-year period.
not
a
college
student make.
Other stops on Saturday include
Wilkes would do just as well to do away with the traditi
the Museum of Fine Arts exhibit,
"Charles Sheeler:
Paintings,
application. process in favor of a required essay from each applicant
Drawings, Photographs;"a tour of
Yes admissions would go down at first. Wilkes would
the Isabella Stewart Gardner
tum awa~ some students that they are now accepting. Yes, it
Museum; and a specially-arranged
cost the school a few thousand dollars in lost tuition.
tour of the historic Beacon Hill area
But in the long run, Wilkes, in changing its admissions
of Boston.
would be giving the school the reputation and image it is try·
The trip concludes on Sunday
achieve through its attempts to improve the College's ph
with a visit to the New England
appearance. Instead of implementing these changes, the College
Aquarium, a world of more than
begin building up the school from the insicre out.
.
.
200 fish and a unique floating
Before Wilkes can take any positive steps toward 1mpro
marine mammal pavillion.
The
image, it should concern itself less with enrollment figures
group will depart from Boston at 1
concentrate more on the caliber of students admitted. Each
p.m. arriving back in Wilkes-Barre
school allows the admissions standards to drop, each time it lets
at approximately 4 p.m.
· and prestige interfere with the quality of education, it comes cl
For reservations and further
sealing the fate of the school.
.
details, contact the Sordoni Art
The prestige of the school, after all, lies not in the physical
Gallery at ext. 388.
of the school, not in fancy logos, fancy grounds, or elegant lune
nor even in nicely worded and carefully screened press releases,lii
graduates.

Sordoni to sponsor trip
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Wednes&lt;
Center f
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"Luminous .

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�September 17, 1987

PAGE FIVE

rte to host

lebr ation

ast week.

ing
on
yin .t he ye
d, "I hope
year, a year
students
tffairs
spirit
ity."

College, in conjunction
nsylvania Humanities
C), will join ttie rest
tion in marking the
of the U.S. Constit hosts "A Consty Celebration" at the
son Darte Center at 8
ursday, September 17.
tion will feature a
on "The Nature of
tion m the American
System," by Dr.
Baldino, Professor of
Science at Juniata
Baldino's lecture is open
, free of charge.
an eminent scholar who
d numerous articles and
American government,
political parties and
is one of ten PRC
th speakers who will
commemorate the 200th
of the U.S. ConstitIn a twenty-four hour

period, beginning on the evening of
September 16 and continuing
through September 17, ten cities
throughout Pennsylvania will host
PHC lectures. Wilkes College will
serve as this area's site for the PHC
observance.
At the 1787 Constitutional
Convention, heated debates centered
on the question of representation.
200 years later, these debates
continue. In his lecture, Baldino
will trace Americans' expectations
of their representatives throughout
the nation's history. Included will
be examinations of The Federalist
~ . Madison's Notes of the
1787 Constitutional Convention,
biographies of U.S. Congressmen,
and
contemporaary
scholarly
sources. Baldino will also compare
the theory and practice of
representation, and outline the
political consequences of disparities
that exist between the two.

it writer d
.g ree. Wri.
,, thought·
veto beg
ightful, to
his college
I the Wille

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"One of the best plays of the decade!"
New York Times

Series presents
Will Stutts
in

Mass Appeal
Wednesday, September 30, 1987

:00 p.m. at the Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center for the Performing Arts
Admission is free!
"Luminous .. .A deeply moving and yet truly
funny play ... "

1ition.
its admission
rid image it is
the College's
.nges, the Coll
IL

Enrollment up, Vinovrski
reports
by Kim Klimek

e Wilkes College Concert and Lecture
ys on their
termine if
be under l
is time and
e, the College ·
~. p ulling ideas
essay, he can

Two WCLHers set a trap for prospective members during Club Day last week.

College enrollment is
•• on theWilkes
rise. According to Jane
• Manganella, Director of Public
••• Relations,
the figure for full time
•• undergraduate
rose from
•• 1,672 students students
in the fall last year
•• to 1,716 registered in the fall of
• this year. The total number of new
••• freshmen this fall is 449 and . the
•• number of new transfer students is
;• 150. According to Dean JaneLampethe total fall resident figure
••• Groh,
is
799.
brings the total of
•• commuter This
students to 920.
••
What is the reason behind the
•• increase
enrollment? Bernard J.
•• Vinovrski,in dean
said
•• it is because ofoftheadmissions,
agressive
re•• cruitment of students from the local
•• markets in Pennsylvania, New
•• Jersey, New York and Connecticut.
•• He said the admissions office met
•• the enrollment goal they set.
•• · How did the admissions office
•• go about recruiting? The key lies
•• in communication techniques. The
•• recruiters stress the strengths of the
•• College, such as engineering and
••

........................................... :

pre-med technology where Willces'
reputation is so strong that people
outside of this area recognize it.
The College has representatives visit local high schools in
search of prospective students.
When prospective students are
identified, the office members
contact them and ask them to give
Willces a chance to show them the
type of programs and facilities
available.
Within the past year, Wilkes
has made use of the "Young
Scholars Program" which permits
area students in the top 10% of
their class to take courses at Wilkes
that fit into their schedules .
According to Vinovrski, this too
gives Willces the chance to recruit
more students .
The admissions department
· also contacts alumni who have
succeeded in their careers. These
alumni use information gathered by
the admissions department about
how each department wants their
program represented.
Help has also come from the
Public Relations (P.R.) Department
and Computer Research Center.

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THERE WILL BE A MEETING FOR ALL
STUDENTS PLANNING ON DECEMBER OR
MAY GRADUATION ON TUESDAY,

SEPTEMBER 22 AT 11: 00 a.m.
with Dean Lampe-Groh and Doris
Barker

According to Vinovrski, P.R. has
had more than adequate publicity
and the Computer Research Center
defines the location of the market.
"We're continuing to work on the
image of Willces locally and out of
the area. It is a matter of knowing
where students have come from and
experimenting with those areas."
Vinovrski said that the most
gratifying aspect of the whole year
is the amount of incoming
students. He said a substantial part
is freshmen. By i:emaining in close
contact with students, a type of
bond is established. Instead of
feeling like one in a number of
faces, the admissions office tries to
make the students feel more at
home. He said, "In the first two
weeks, I have not heard anything
else than that they're really happy
and we knew them really well. "A
small private school environment
must know their prospective students better." Parents need to feel ·
important and students need to feel
important.

Late score
Continued from p.12

60

1ard drive that had fans from
both sides on the edge of their
seats. With the ball on Cortland's
three and fourth down Deluca hit
Harrison wide open in the end zone
to put the Colonels ahead to stay
30-28. A little irony about the
play--it was a suggestion to Coach
Unsworth by wingback P J.
Solazzo.
The Colonels held off a
desperate attempt by Cortland State
and had their first victory under·
their belts.
Wilkes travels to Reading this
Saturday to Square off against the
bright Lions.

�PAGE SIX

September 17, 1987

Chip Mergott and the Stingers
Some good time rock &amp; roll
by Lee Morrell
Friday, Sept. 18 doesn't j ust
mark a milestone for Wilkes
College. Sure, having our first oncampus Programming Board MiniConcert since Elektra recording
stars, The Sharks, graced us last
year is big, but more 'importantly,
it is really ' a big day for Chip
Mergott and the Stingers. This is
the first show backing their brand
new album, "Roomful of Noise,"
recorded on Notebook records.
The Stingers, made up of
Mergott (lead vocals, guitar,
keyboards), Dan Caruso (bass),
Jimmy Garebo (drums), Jack
Morror (guitar), and Stanky Brown
band refugee John Korba (keyboards), are out of the PlainfieldWachtung area of New Jersey. The
band has been playing together for
four years but this is their first

The plumber,
philosophy, and
the kitchen sink
by Marsha Howes
My life as a non-traditional
student in college is often
augmented by experiences beyond
the classroom. Ideally, I would
choose my days to be ones of
attending classes, engaging in
intellectual discourse; sharing ideas
with my college friends;
and
writing daily with no interruptions.
Reality intrudes - recently it was in
the guise of a water faucet which
broke in mid-shower, preventing
me from finishing my morning
bathing . After turning off the
water for the entire house, I
opened the telephone book to the
yellow pages and picked Jeremiah
Dunkerll' , plumber. I had never
heard of this man - there was no
rhyme or reason to my choice of
this particular plumber.
On the agr~-upon day ~Dunker arrived in a typical truck,
the back covered with a camper-type
top. He was an odd-looking man
and I began to doubt my method of
selecting a plumber. He was tall,
but slightly stooped, arms and legs
a bit askew, and he walked-with a
hop-limp. Topping his head was
hair that appeared to escape all
methods of combing and brushing,
giving Mr. Dunker the look of a
wild man. He wore Ben Franklin
half glasses and was missing one

bottom front tooth.
As Mr. because I thought I had turned it too
Dunker slowly climbed up the
hard), what new part he would need
steep, back stairs leading to the
to repair it, and that even I could
bathroom , he explained he had had repair the faucet. He would show
polio as a youngster, th~refore
me. I was in awe of this oddascending and descending steps is a
looking, slightly crippled man.
difficult maneuver for him.
After repairing the faucet, checking
The responsibility of managing to make sure it worked, he noticed
the functioning ofm ourhold has
the water flow was not as smooth
frequently fallen on my shoulders.
as it
should be .
He then
This. has meant cajoling, pleading,
demonstrated to me how to remove
demanding or insisting the painter
a part
of the spout,
which
scrape and sand the exterior of the
contains a small screen to filter
house before applying the primer
out debris. He cleaned the screen,
coat; the carpenter to build the oak
and presto, smooth, uninterrupted
bookshelves to adjust for our multiwater flow. Looking over the rims
sized books;
the electrician to
of his Ben Franklin glasses, he
install new wiring before resaid to me; "We all need to be as
hanging the old chandeliers; the
self-sufficient as possible in today's
roofers to remove the ancient
society." I had a sense Mr. Dunker
chimney in advance of a new roof;
was talking about more than faucets
or the . landscapers to install
and smooth flowing water.
Grateful for a job pleasantly and
· underground drain pipes prior to
planting shrubs and flowers. Often agreeably accomplished, I paid
repairmen and tradesmen are Mr. Dunker with a check. He
Quite
skeptical about my knowledge and carefully examined it.
sincerely he said to me, "I see you
ability to deal with them, leading
go by your maiden name - to keep
me to believe they would prefer to
your own identity, huh?" I stood in
. negotiate with my husband. I am
shocked awe. . This "philosopher"
further convinced they doubt my
credibility when they mutter and plumber understood what countless
question why I have a different ·· others have not. He wondered how
name than my husband.
he should address me.
You can imagine my surprise
when Mr.
Dunker
began to . • this name was changed to protect
explain to me, in great detail, why the identity of this person.
the faucet may have broken, (not

project as a group. This is not to
say they have no recording experience. Mergott has a solo album .
named "Bridges." With "Roomfu l
of Noise"
the Stingers have
become, as Mergott put ·it in a
phone interview, "a performing
unit."
The former Lafayette student
has a special feeling for the
Pennsylvania music fans. He spent
part of the summer playing here in
Pennsylvania and he was accepted
with open arms. To that he said
"Thank you to the music fans of
Pennsylvania. I received a warm
welcome during the summer and
that made me feel good."
Mergott likes the college crowd.
He says that there are no unpleasant
crowds. "Colleges step outside the
norm," he said. "It takes a little
investment by the listener to get
into it (the music).
College
students will make that invest-

ment," Mergott said.
What will make this
ming Board concert dim
the others is that the Sting
be playing any cover tunes
maybe one or two, said
but mostly original Stinger
Mergott hopes the new al
be
readv
for
concert, if not, WCLH will
copy.
When asked whether
excited about coming to
Mergott replied an
"Absolutely!" With that
asm piled on top of great
just a plain old good time (
admission), there is.no
anyplace but the CPA at 9,
on Friday the 18th. Come
get a look at this new band.
knows, this could be the
something big. And reme
there on time, seating is on
come first serve basis.

Ch·e ck out
the CPA
by Lee Morrell
It is listed a "DDD" on your schedule. It stands for
Dickson Darte, that tells you nothing. The Darte Center !
Performong Arts (CPA), isn't just another big building with
rooms. The Darte Center has been the home of local cultural ev
over twenty years now, and is an important part of the Wilkes
This year, as always the Center for the Performing
published a calendar of events with the dates and times that these
programs will occur, for September through December, of 1987.
talking to Bruce Phair, the brand new Director of Cultural Acti "
the Center for the Performing Arts, (who takes over for I
Director, and still Chairman of the Concert and Lecture series, Al
we have picked out the events that involve in any way. Rr
convenience we have listed them in order of occurence.

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SEPTEMBER
Day
Date
Time
Wednesday
16
7:30PM
*;Koral Fashion Plus Fashion Show- Benefits the Wilkes Sc

fuoo

·

Thursday
17
Constitution Day celebration- Dr. Thomas Baldino, Lecturing.
Friday-Parent's Weekend 25
8:00PM
Peter Vidmar- Olympic Gold . Medalist, Sponsored by Prag
Board
Wedneooay
30
8:00PM
Concert and Lecture Series: Will Stutts in Mass.~

OCTOBER
Saturday
3
8:15PM
Wilkes College Music Department- Solo with orchestra concen
Wedneooay
7
8:00PM
Concert and Lecture Series: Alumnus Joseph Szostak as T i
Saturday
10
.
2:00PM
Jazz: Powell and Wilber
Friday to Sunday
16-17-18
*Wilkes Showcase Theater

Continued on p.10

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t

:. t Taurus:
: Stuff your pockets

t
t Aries - This is your time to achieve this week. You
to meet
Zym Zymoxt have been giving 100% in the past without much
in person:
.,
You truly are th e
t gain, but this week it will all be worth it•.
Ollie's Restaurant
last person in the
telephone book.
t
Narrows Shopping Center
. Cancer
Let bygones be bygones. Don't hold
_ _Ed_w_ar_dsv_ill_e_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _- - c - - - - - - t grudges especially against friends. Anger will be
t your downfall this week. Don't let a vindictive attitude
n at the movies
t weave into your ~aily life. It will only prevent you from
t happiness.
- Go out and have fun this week. All work and
• tt .L.£tQ.
no play makes Leo a dull boy, but also an "A" student.
t Remember that you don't have to give up a social life
t to achieve.

summer movie
rap-up
Trek I-II-III-IV."
The Grade--3.0

television show.

: Scorpio
Beware of overly friendly people this
week. They might want something more than just
t your friendship. pon't let it hamper your daily life,
t though. Just be a little more cautious.

Richard Dreyfuss is the lone reason
for seeing this flick. If you like
him it's worth your time.

t
t Sagittarius - Fortify your relationship with your
1
v "-.
.
t boyfriend
or girlfriend this week. Tell them your true
Tsh~perhmanf
1s, ope u11y, 1s the last m a
.
.
declining series. A lot of what you t feelings, and let them know that _yo~ care. If yo~ are
saw in ~e first three movies t unl~cky enou~h not to _have a g1rlfrien~ or boyfriend,
reappears m the latest version.
don t worry this week might hold a surprise for you.
The Grade--1.5
t
t Capricorn - Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You
"The Believers"t
can't do anything if your head is down and your tail is
A suspense-horror film that starts
out with a lot of promise, but then t between legs. The sooner you cheer up the sooner
t things will start to get better.
quickly proceeds down hill.
The Grade--1.5
t
"The Big Easy"t Pisces - You might think you are in love or at least in
Dennis Quaid and Ellen Barkin give
sparkling performances in this t like after this weekend, but life is not that easy. Love
t is something you really have to want and work at
disappoµiting murder mystery.
The Grade--1.5
t keeping after you find it.
"Fourth Protocol"t Libra - Let's not be so picky this week. Everything
Pierce Brosnan (Remington Steele)
t
doesn't have to be perfect; it just has to work. The
is good, but lose the rest of this
poor spy thriller- or should I say t more time you spend trying to achieve perfection the.
non-thriller.
t less time you will have left to spend on anything else.
The Grade--1.0
tt Gemini - Please be a little more consistent this
"Who's That Girl?"t week. Whether it is with work, school, or just sticking
Sing Madonna! Please, Sing!!!

The Grade--2.5

The Grade--0.5

ouchables" -

"Predator" -

camera work and acting
Kevin Costner, Robert
d Sean Connery, made
'em up movie one of -the

This summer's answer to "Aliens"
is
Arnold
Schwartzenegger's
suspense filled movie, "Predator."
Look for WWF announcer Jesse
"The Body" Ventura in a small role;

"Revenge of the Nerds Il"- ·
Revenge on the movie paying
public is more like it!

The summer of 1987 did not
a classic "block-buster"
Sure, "Beverly Hills Cop
more than $100,000,000,
wasn't a great film. The only
films that came close to being
·
were "The Living
and
"The
babies." In the "Daylights"
saw the arrival of Timothy
as the new James Bond.
performance was highly
le and there is no doubt that
· return in the next .007
. "The Untouchables" was a
ly entertaining movie with
or the best camera work since
Hitchcock.
Many of the films that were
Ibis summer will soon make
way into video stores
re. In case you missed
here is a brief synapsis.

"Summer School"A surprise hit about high school
misfits stuggling to make the grade
in summer school. Comedian Carl
Reiner directed the film.

The Grade--3.0
"Beverly Hills Cop 11" This hit sequel relied on fast paced
action more than the wit of Eddie
Murphy.
It was still · a very
entertaining movie.

The Grade--3.0
"Innerspace"What · happens when you are
miniaturized and injected into
someone elses body?
Lots o'
laughs with Martin Short of
Saturday Night Live and Second
City TV fame providing the bulk of
the laughs.

The Grade--3.0
g Daylights" alton steps in as the new
7. Great stunts and
ences make this one of
ever.
--3.5

--3.5
't Buy Me Love"that shows how being

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with who you are is most
This is a com~on
· (a la John Hughes), but it
ly well done.

Gnde--3.5

-

does it again! A
r on such hit films as
," "Alien," and "Star

"Stakeout"-

The Grade--1.5

"

, to your opinion, find yourself a nice place, and stick
' with it.
.

t
t
t Virgo - Calm your emotions this week.. After last
t weekend you probably have everybody and his or

The Grade--T~ere is no grade

Grading goes as follows:
4.0- Must see
3 _5 _ Should see
3.0- Might want to see
"Hot Pursuit"John ("Sure Thing," "Better Off 2.5- Only if you are a fan
Dead") Cusack spans the globe in 2.0- Only if you are a 1RUE fan
pursuit of his girlfriend.
An 1.5- Only if-you own stock in the
Co.
.
· ·
average action flick.
. 1.0- Only if you own the Co.
The Grade--2.0
0.5- Only if you work in a theater
"Dragnet" 0.0- Only if you were stuck on a
A movie tailor made for Dan desert island for, say, a year or two,.
Aykroid, but not quite built for the
talents of Tom Hanks. This film is
in "F~r:t~;.:~~~chael Douglas
a mod~m. version of the early

her mother after you for some reason or another.
·atever you did you have to face the consequences
, fo_r it sooner or later. Be prepared to make a lot of
: apologies.
,

, Wh

The Grade--2.5

t

,

·

t
t
t
f

Aquarius - Take care· of yourself this week.
Overwork can cause a lot of physical problems, like
getting sick·. So get 'togeth~r with Leo and enjoy life
and _stay healthy.

,

' Taurus - The world is yours for the taking this week.
Stuff your pockets because a dry spell will follow.

J

�, PAGE EIGI-IT

September 17, 1987

A different perspective

Confessions of a
dinosaur
by Bill Barber
Let's face it, I'm probably one
of the oldest undergraduates at
Wilkes. Although this has caused
me some embarrassment at times
(like walking into class on the first
day and having the students
suddenly jump to attention) I am,
after all is said, glad to be back.
Being a dinosaur does have its
disadvantages. My long tail keeps
getting caught in the library doors.
Sometimes I feel like I'm too big
for the little desks, too old to flirt
with a pretty co-ed, and too tired to
even think of going to a college
dance, but I'm adjusting. Other
than the occassional whisper:
"What's he doing here?"-- things
have been improving.
Now, it is not true that I was
one of Agamemnon's cabin boys.
Nor did I ever have lunch with Bill
Shakespeare. But it is true that
when I was your age the world was
a different place indeed. Viet Nam,
the Beetles, protests, hippies,
drugs.
Things your parents
probably talk about.
It was a
different time. Not better. Not
worse. Just very different. The
catch phrase then was "tum on,
tune in, and drop out." I did. I
turned on.
I tuned in.
And,
unfortunately, I dropped out.
Life was a fantastic merry-go- ·
round then, and I was one of the
smugest little creatures in the
jungle.
I read Hopkins and
Nietzsche before I was twenty, so I
figured I was as smart as I could be.
Degree? Who me?? In a few short
years I went from driving my Dad's
convertible to driving a dirty taxi
before I realized how important
having that college degree would be
in the real world. Maybe now that
I'm a regular Tyrannosaurus Rex,
I'll finally get it straightened out.

Okay. Okay. Before I start
breathing fire at you, let me say
that I'm glad for all of it. Living is
still the best way to get through
life.

Do it. Risk it.
But face· the
consequences.
One of those
consequences for me has been to
finally come back to college to
finish the degree I have abandoned
at least five times over the past
twenty years. It isn't easy, and I'd
love to be twenty, but this will
have to do, I find that the older I
get the more I know how much I
don't know and how eager I am to
learn.
Like Astronomy! I've looked
through telescopes before. Twenty
years ago I looked through a
telescope at the North Star, and I
laughed and asked the girl beside me
for a date. This time I looked at the
North Star and I said: "O my God !
There really IS a universe out
there! "
I guess what I'm trying to say
is: stick with it. Get that degree!
Unless you want to end up like I
did last year, the only Pterodactyl in
Psych 101!
I mean, it's
embarrassing
and
a
little
uncomfortable when your tail gets
caught in the library doors. Get
your diploma first and then go taste
and see the · world with CS-115
behind you. There were just too
many years I crawled through the
tropics thiaj&lt;ing I was so *%#$@
smart, but wishing I had that little
piece of paper on my palm tree.
That's ail. Nuf said. I just
needed to get this off my scaly
chest. Seek knowledge for its own
sake, yes. But do everything you
can to graduate first.
Oh, and one more thing. Be
very, very happy.

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by Rikkie Pace and Friend

"Young and the Restless"
Dawn is having flashbacks of
the car accident. , Marc Mergeron
popped up in Genoa City surprising
Ashley who had't seen him in two
years. Andy started an investigation into Evan's past Brad's visit
to Traci in California means a
divorce is in the works. Kay fell
for Hix's act that he is a lonely
widower.
Jack is convincing
Lauren to seduce Brad to cause more
friction between Traci and Brad.
Rex realized Jill and Kay hate each
other. Phillip stood up at an AA
meeting and said that he is an
alcoholic. THIS WEEK: Phillip
declares his love to Cricket and they
kiss. Andy is upset over some
photos.

**********
"The Bold and the Beautiful"
Donna nixed Mark's suggestion that she take a year off from
college to work full time. Donna
is beginning to feel trapped by her
relationship with Mark. Katie was
walking on air after Rocco kissed
her. Beth told Storm that it's too
late for her and Eve to ever have a
relationship.
THIS
WEEK:
Katie's on cloud nine and Donna
feels down in the dumps.

**********
"Ryan's Hope"
Rick left town and Ryan, Pat,
Frank, and John confronted the
college
president
about
Dr.
Humphries' experiments.
John
told Lizzie he's going to fight for
custody of Owney since she is
living with Ben. Ryan cried on
Mark's shoulder. THIS WEEK:
Concetta confronts Pat!

"Santa Barbara"
Elena failed in her attempt to
murder Cain.
Paul kidnapped
Sammie and Chip during the baby
pageant. Gina discovered that the
bag lady carried baby pictures of
Jeffrey and Mason. Eden saved
Cruz's life after Paul left him to die ·
in a fume-filled garage. Elena fired
gun shots after · entering the
Capwell wine cellar where Cain
was hiding. THIS WEEK: Cain
tells Eden who the woman in his
nightmare is. Toni runs into the
middle of the street and is struck
down by a car.

**********
"General Hospital"
Sean and Robert asked Tiffany
to fake an interview with Elena so
she could escape. After planting a
bomb on the Mt. Rushmore train,
Dusty was arrested. Robert and
Sean narrowly escaped before the
train blew up, and Duke swooped
down in a helicopter to save Anna
from the train. Tony told Lucy he
wanted to make love to her, but
abruptly burst her bubble by telling
her that he doesn't love her! Jake
took Dusty's case and Martha went
to Colorado for medical treatment.
Bobbie became worried about
Melissa after she agreed to take care
of Melissa and Skeeter during
Martha's treatment. Simone told
Tom that she is jealous of Camelia.
THIS WEEK: Anna proposes to
Duke. J ake gets Dusty out of
trouble.

**********
"One Life to Live"
Sandra was complimented by
Frank, who is alive, on how well
she plays the part of a widow. Lee
confessed to Tom that she was one
of Renee's girls of the night after

she and Mari Lynn had mended
relationship. Cassie and Jo
rolled around in the sac. Jon
came close to discovering Fr
Sandra's apartment. Patrick
Kate a Bottle of tampered pe~
Sandra changed her story and
Frank didn't have a gun
Jonathan shot him. Jamie and
made a deal concerning Tina's
THIS WEEK: Cassie gels in
middle again; Has Patrick gone
far?

**********
"Guiding Light"
Dinah learned that Lacey
Cameron had been sleeping
gether. Marah's blood tests
ing her paternity left Reva ·
waiting suspense. Phillip
of ruining Alan's empire all
himself. After agreeing to
solve their problems, Reva
Josh
made plans to
weekend alone. Rick ordered
tests for Johnny.
Ros.1
Phillip some advice-don't ch
Alan.
. Alan-Michael
Cameron's tuition and C
saved Alan-Michael from be'
rested for possesion of man·
THIS WEEK : Johnny is
nosed as having cancer.
sings a few tunes.

**********
"Another World"
Chad told his sister Dawn
their mother had died. Mitch
Felicia's place was robbed
pictures of the plane crash
Kathleen died in were taken. Vi
was jealous of Jamie and
relationship and was detenni
get to know Jaime better.
fumed over Sam's stalling Oil

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THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both represented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
career advancement are the rule ,
not the exception. The gold bar
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713 ,
Clifton, NJ 07015 . Or call toll free 1-800-USA-ARMY.

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WCLH Top 35 as of 9/11/87

nd Mari Lynn had
onship. Cassie a
I around in the sac
close to discove ·
ra's apartment.
a Bottle of tampe
·a changed her s
: didn't have a
han shot him. Jam·
a deal concerning
WEEK: Cassie
e again; Has Patri

Jing Light"
)inah learned that
ron had been

·. Marah's blood
er paternity left
g suspense.
ining Alan's em
lf. After agreein
their problems,
made plans to
nd alone. Rick o
for Johnny.
1 some advice-don
. Alan-Mic
'On's tuition and
Alan-Michael
for possesion of
WEEK: Johnn
as having cancer.
. few tunes.

1er World"
1ad told his sister
1other had died.
s place was
, of the p lane
m died in were
alous of Jamie
.ship and was de
:now Jaime better.
over Sam's stal ·

nued on

ro

past Saturday, the
n culinary artist;
paid a visit to Ed
w. After visiting
of the kitchen, I
great detail about
. I would like to
ow a select few of
results of my

Pop Tarts- Is it a cookie?
? What exactly is this?
is that somebody sat on a
put it in a box. And
that glaze stuff that they
top of it? I wish I could
of a can of that stuff.
would never warp again.
Otocolate mousse- I don't
to think about this stuff.
~Y what part of the
they gel this stuff. I've
y good idea. All I can
if I was in the woods and
Slllff on the ground with a
· g away from it, I'd be
l to eat it!
anything preceded by the
my"- This is getting
They have gummy
Yrats, gummy worms,

1. The Cure ...................................................... .Just Like Heaven
2. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen ...................................... Lips Like Sugar
3. INXS ....... .. ........... .............................................. Good Times
4. R.E.M ............................................................ The One I Love
5. The Cure ...................................................Why Can't I Be You
6. Hoodoo Guroos ............................................... What's My Scene
7: The Tadpoles ..................................................... Thief Of Hearts
8. That Petrol Emotion .............................................. Big Decision
9. The Replacement.s ................................................. Alex Cbilton
10. The Fixx ............................................................... Redd Skies
11. Suzanne Vega................................................ Solitude Standing
12. Lime Spiders ............................................... My Favorite Room
13. Lucy Show ........................ .... ............................. New Message
14. New Order ................................................... : ....... Blue Monday
15. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen ....................................... New Direction
16. 10,000 Maniacs ......................................What's the Matter Here
17. Mojo Nixon &amp; Skid Roper...........................Elvis Is Everywhere
18. Warren Zevon .....................................Leave My Monkey Alone
19. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen .................................People Are Strange
\
20. Icicle Works ...........................Who Do You Want For Your Love
loosely) Rappers, the Fat Boys.
21. Jon Bon Jovi.. ........................... On The Edge Of A Broken Heart
The album, titled "Crushin"', has a
22. Beat Farmers .......................................................... Dark Light
lot to offer to you rap fanatics.
23. Fat Boys ............................................ Baby You're A Rich Man
Kool Rock-Ski and Prince Markie
24. Tom Petty ......................................................... All Mixed Up
Dee are in top
rappin form
25. The Cure ................................................................. The Walk
(However, I can't say that about
26. UB40 ............................................................ .Johnny Too Bad
their physique ).
27. The Call .............................................................. In The River
On songs like "Rock Ruling" , the
28. Velourie &amp; Double O ............................................. You're Ugly
Ox that Rocks, otherwise known as
29. Belouis Some ..............................................Let It Be With You
the Human Beat Box is still bustin'
30. Lions &amp; Ghost.s ............................................. Mary Goes Round
the beat. The Fat Boys also give
31. Joe Walsh .............................................................. .ln My Car
some advice on this album. In the
32. B.A.D ............................................................ . Medicine Show
song, "Protect Yourself', the Fat
33. U2 .................................................................. Sweetest Thing
Boys say "with all these diseases
34. Heroes ..................................................................... Driftaway
going around today / you need a
35. That Petrol Emotion ............ ......................................... Swamp
piece 0/ mind when you do the
wild thing / So a condom b r o t h e r f - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - don't forget to bring." In the song,
Album Spotlight- (Weekdays W2ll-W25 7:00JPM)
"Falling in Love" they say "Falling
in love is a serious thing to do /
Allbimm
Artist
Date
Before you fall in love make sure
that love is true." Finally, in the
Hold Your Fire
Rush
9/21
song, "Wipeout" the Boys -0
Summer, The Beach Boys, lend a
Box Office Bomb
Dramarama
helping hand to tum this song from
9/22
great to the greatest it can be.
Untitled
Marvin Sease
Overall, this is probably their best
9/23
album. If you enjoy rap music like
Movie Soundtrack
I do, than you'll enjoy this album.
Full Metal Jacket
9/24
On Don and Ed's album scale this
For The Country
album is... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Dumptruck
9/25

on a limb

and gummy roaches. Just what I've
always wanted! Candy in the shape
of my favorite vermin or asexual
creature.
Or the Twinkie- Somebody's
got a sick mind here. The name
and shape of the product are bad
enough and then they go and fill the
thing with cream.
Or rump roast- This is
something to be avoided if you are
one who belives that you are what
you eat
Before I turn the pen over to
Ed, let me mention two WCLH
shows omitted from last week's
article.
They are
The
Punk/Hardcore Show with Gary
Fabiano and Gr:,gg Shrimp every
Thursday night fn:n 9 to 12
midnight The Classi.c :: :::;k Show
hosted by Jeff Eline every Sunday
from lOa.m. to lp.m.
Yo! Home-B,Home-Boy,HomePlate! This is the Ed part of the
Don and Ed Show. Once in a while
I will review an album for you
music fans . This week's album in
review is the fourth album by
these robust (I use that word

•

Owen gave us music from the
t
a buzz in the air. It
p.m. on Saturday, that's
e was made, it was
Tne first
Student Center was
y," you ask. If you
you missed a fine
die Programming Board
lo Concert series.
own Ray Owen, a
• by trade, performed
cover music for over

.30, sorry!

w was opened with
of those "Wilkes-Barre/
• jokes. How do you
tl ? Ed's-Sun-o-co.
jokes included such
as Elvis Presley's
Aid III, sleeping on
notebook, theological
e thy neighbor; I did

and lost my wife" and "Maybe
monotheism is a gift of the gods"-Dr. Ruth, bumperstickers- "Nuke
gay whales for Jesus"--Mr. Potato
Head, and Ayds (not the disease, the
diet candy).
As good as comedy may be for
Ray Owen, it is not his true strong
point. The music he plays is his
performance strong point.
He
boasts a repertoire of over 700
songs. Of these songs most are
serious cover songs. The rest are
original, borrowed, or spoofed. He
did coffeehouse favorites by such
artists as James Taylor, Ario
Guthrie,
Eric
Clapton,
Van
Morrison,
Paul
Simon,
Cat
Stevens, Kenny Rogers, and The
Beatles. He also did mock-ups of
Julio and Willie ("To all the Girls I
Camped With Before") and Johnny
Cash and Pete Townshend ("Pinball
Wizard"). Of course, he mixed the

best of both worlds by singing
original funny songs.
He sang
about "vegematics," "yuppies,"
"TV evangelists," "hot tubs," two
alcohol songs--The Pickering Song
and "If You Drink Don't Park,
Accidents Cause People"-- "Rednecks," and relatives--"I'm My Own
Grandpa."
Ray Owen kept the crowd in
tune with him the entire two hours
that he performed. If the crowd was
any indication, Ray's coming
performances at Catholic U.,
Susquehanna U. and Delaware
Valley U. will be equal smashes.
More important than being a
fine, talented performer, Ray Owen
was friendly and never talked down
to the audience, which is sometimes common of very · talented
stage personalities. So, from the
bottom of my heart, thanks to the
Programming Board for bringing us
Ray Owen.

Pictured above is Ray Owen, the first performer of the '87-'88 Solo-Concert
Series Co-ordinated by Andrew Morrell for the Programming Board.

�September 17, 1987

PAGE TEN

Women soccer goes varsity
by Lisa Miller
Wilkes Athletic Department
has added a new women's sport to
the schedule. Women's soccer is
the first sport tJ be added to the
Wilkes sports program since
softball was picked up in 1976.
The team will be a member of the
Middle
Atlantic
Conference
Northern Division.

CPA

Last year the team competed as
a club sport with about 17
members. This year the team is
looking for more members and no
experience is necessary. Former
Penn State Wilkes-Barre men's
soccer coach Jim Jacowicz will be
at the helm. Jacowicz would like
to have at least 15 players to work
with.
Jacowicz is a Wilkes College

Continued from p.7

Friday and Saturday
23-24
8:00PM
Student Theater Workshop Performance
Monday
26
8:00PM
Concert and Lecture Series: Susan Danoff- Storyteller
Thursday
29
8:00PM
Music Department Percussion Ensamble concert
NOVEMBER
Friday to Sunday

13-14-15

*Wilkes-King's Theater Production
Tuesday
17
Music Department Jazz Band concert
Friday
20
Music Department Madrigal Singers concert
Saturday
21
PA State High School Drama Festival
Tuesday
24
Music
Department
Wind
Ensamble
concert
LDECEMBER
Tuesday
1
Music Department Chorus concert
Thursday
3
Music Department "Twinge" concert
Tuesday
8
Music Department Chamber players concert

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Alumni and has been involved in
soccer organizations throughout the
area. 'Tm a real soccer bum,"
Jacowicz said.
"The keynote this season is to
have fun," . Jacowicz said. "We
want to represent the college the
best we can and have a good time
doing it."
"I'm not concerned about what
kind of record the team will
compile this season. The main
thing is to get the program started,"
he stated. "This year will be a good .
teaching and learning experience for
most of the kids. There are some
experienced players on the team but
many of the girls don't have a lot of
experience. The main thing this
season is to teach the fundamentals
and gain experience."
Coach Jacowicz is very
enthusiastic about the team and
hopes to be able to follow the nine
game schedule. "I'd hate to have to
cancel any games," Jacowicz said.
The team opened its season
Wedensday against the University
of Scranton after a shaky start. It
was not definite until Monday
afternoon that the team would even
exist but due to the dedication of
the players and Coach Jacowicz the
team was able to start its season.
The next home game will be
Tuesday, October 6 at 4 p.m.
against SUNY Binghamton. Good
luck wishes go out to Coach
Jacowicz and the players for a
successful season.
Any one interested in joining
the team can attend a practice at
4:15 in Kirby Park next to the
tennis courts (not the Wilkes
courts) or contact Coach Wingert at
the Athletic Department.

Soaps
Continued from p.8
decision of whether or not to hire
her for a low-life job at Cory
Publishing.
Mary stood up to
Diane and told her that just because
they broke up doesn't mean she
could evr manipulate her way into
his life again. Clara took a minor
stroke because of Donna's badger-'
ing. THIS WEEK: John moves
· out of the love house. Cass runs
into Nicole. Vicky needs to talk to
Michael.

**********
"Loving"
Alan still prevented April from
escaping even after she hit him over
the head with a lamp.
Alan
manipulated Kristen into convincing Ned that April is gone for
good. Rick thinks Gwyneth is
being nice to him so he'll keep
their secret quiet. Stacey noticed
how strange Jack has been acting
lately. Shana promised Jim again
that she'd spend more time with
him. Lily dreamt about Jack. Jim
went to an A.A. meeting with
Marty. THIS WEEK: Ned is upset over April.

**********

"As the World Turns"
Lily opened the present
Lucinda gave her. Frannie was
horrified to see that Seth's novel
Sabrina, is in fact a story about
Sabrina. Holden fumed when he
saw Lily give Lance an innocent
hug. Margo still thinks Hal is
sneaking out at night to see
Barbara. Logan told Grace he
thinks Lance has fallen in love with
Lily. Lyla suggests to Margo to
face the facts-she still has feelings
for Tom. THIS WEEK: Seth
makes love to Sabrina thinking that
she's Frannie. Frannie calls off the
wedding after Seth confesses this to
her.

"All My Children"
Travis was surprised w
younger brother, Jackson
up and said he wanted to

around for Travis' w
Erica.
Julie found olf
Elizabeth is her mother
arguing over Charlie with
Natalie admitted her affair
Ross to Palmer and Palmer
to hear her excuses. Jere
Jesse figured out that N
really being brainwashe.d.
revealed to Ellen that he
exposed to the AIDS virus.
was convinced by Phoebe te
Mitch a divorce after Phoebe
her a secure future fi
THIS WEEK : Langley
Noelle is under Jeremy's

"Days of Our Lives"
Bill returned to Salem,
Mike got reaquainted wilk
Jennifer failed to attend hi!
because she was with F ·
college donn. Pat.ch told
that he ha-. a contract out
from Victor. Eve was
when Kimberly told her she
it's time she met her
Diana found out her father ·
get Roman to make her move
into his house. Patch told
he doesn't know the identi~
Danuls boss yet. Melissa ~
broken when Jack asked her
out an engagement ring for
THIS WEEK: Kayla sa)1
Diana saves Carrie's life. B~
the wrong idea about Jill

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September 17, 1987

Stickers crush Cougars
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The Lady Colonels began
their field hockey season with an
impressive 4-0 victory over the
College Misericordia Cougars. The
day began on a dreary note, but as
the Colonels took the field, spirits
started to shine.
In the first half the lady
stickers showed patience as they
applied constant pressure toward the
goal. Kelly Wandel scored the
season's first goal with an assist
from Joyce Dait. Wandel let the
Cougars know that she was a force
to be reckoned with as she added
another goal near the end of the first
half. Sue Dicton was credited with
the assist.
The Lady Colonels continued
their explosive offense in the
second half, as Tara Haas resumed
the scoring with an unassisted goal.
Wilkes was not done with their
relentless offensive Sl;lfge, though.
Late in the second half Dicton
would add the final goal of the
afternoon.

were far from pretty,
ted just the same.
way to explain the
second win of the
played the game
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ing about scoring:
s a goal. It doesn't
all goes in the net.
alters is how many
the net. As long
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ng opportunities of
ley attack, as the
ed their second

shutout of the season. In his first
start of the season, Lenny Rosanoff
was instrumental as he made several
key saves in the goal.
The · scoring was initiated by
John Pursell as he ripped a penalty
kick into the net early in the first
half. The Colonel's scoring attack
was silent during the remainder of
the half.
An agressive play by Mike
Linczycki resulted · in an early
second half goal. Linczycki spent
most of the game chasing the
Delaware
Valley
defense.
Unfortunately for the Del. Val.
defense, Lenczycki capitalized on an
errant
defensive
distribution.
Lenczycki intercepted the pass and

zoomed by the defense for the
Colonels second goal of the game.
The third goal of the game was
the strangest. Matt Ryan, who was
pushing up from his position as
sweeper, was the target man for a
Wilkes restart in the offensive third
of the field. The kick was taken, as
designed, and Ryan was in perfect
positon to head the ball. Ryan
directed the ball toward the goalmouth with a header. The ball was
headed rather high by Ryan and
completely fooled the opposing
goal keeper. The ball bounced into
the netting . as the Colonels
congratulated
the
seemingly
confused Ryan.

lleyball wins Tourney
ulations
to
the
lleyball team on their
wing at this weekend's
and Luzerne County
Board Tournies. The
ach Doris Saracino,
RB Tourney over
unty Community
' College and
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Upsala.

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phics) this weekend,"
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. Everyone knows
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In· the Haverford Tourney
Wilkes beat Rosemont 2-0 (15-9,
15-7). They then defeatedEverest20 (15-9,15-12). They lost to Keane
2-1 (15-9, 10-15,15-8). The Lady
Colonels bested St. John's 2-0 (1614,15-11).
This put them in
second place in their pool. They
went on to the quarter finals but
lost to Upsala 2-0 (15-2, 15-4).
In Saturday's tournament the
Lady Colonels had a total of 60
kills including seven from Theresa
Ayers in the Rosemont game. She
al~ had a total flf-25 aces in the
match.
On Sunday in the LCRB
Tournament the Lady Colonels beat
King's 2-0 (15-10,15-2).
The
Wilkes team then defeated LCCC 20 (15-0,
15-6).
College

Misericordisa then fell pray to the
hot Wilkes team 2-0 (15-12, 18-16)
as the Lady colonels went on to
win the tournament.
Wilkes as a team had 27 aces,
45 kills and seven,blocks to lead all
teams in the tourney. Lisa Kravitz
gave an outstanding performance
with 18 kills and 10 aces. Theresa
Ayers also shined with 9 aces.
Linda Strataface had five of the
team's seven blocks. "Our senior
setters, Theresa (Ayers) and Carolyn
(Ciccarino), are doing a terrific
job," said Coach Saracino. "The
setter has a hard job; it is just like
being the quarterback."
The Lady Colonel's ~ecord now
stands at 5-3.

The defense also played a
major role in Saturday's victory.
They continually fed the ball to
their offensive line which proved to
be very frustrating to the Cougar
offense. The strikers allowed very
few shots on goal and were not
afraid to get down and dirty to prove
who was in charge.
Excellent
defensive performances were given
by Kim Cooper, Debbie Decesare,
Dawn Smith, and Jane Zeller.
Each week the coaches and
captains will give recognition to a
hockey player who exhibits
outstanding skill and dedication on
the field.
This week's special

recogn1uon goes to Susan Barr.
Barr did an outstanding job taking
over the newly opened position of
goalie.
Saturday's shutout is a
prime example of her dedication to
the
team
and
sport.
Congratulations Susan.
The lady stickers will take
their 1-0 record on the road
Thursday when they play at East
Stroudsburg and again on Saturday
at Albright.
The Lady Colonels would like
to express their appreciation to all
those who braved the rain to
support the team.

Volleyball looks
• •
promising
by Kathy Harris
The women's volleyball team
begins this season looking to
improve upon last year's record of522. The team is under the direction
of Coach Doris Saracino. Coach
Saracino has nine players returning
from last year's squad including
senior captains Theresa Ayers and
Carolyn Ciccarino. Other returning
players include juniors Debbie
Miller,
Lisa
Kravitz,
Lora
Rinehimer and Dorothy Jablonsky_.
The returning sophomores include
Linda Strataface, Lynda Pluschau

and Stacy Kem. Also on the roster
are three freshman, Jen Catania,
Gail Wilpiszeski and Kechia
Lipsey.
The team began the season
this past weekend with two
tournaments, the Haverford and
Luzerne County Recreation Board
Tournament.
The
season's
schedule also includes 12 matches
and two other tournaments.
The season will conclude on
November 7 with the MAC
championships.

Trivia '87 'R RRR RRR RR RR u

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by Lee Morrell
Well folks, it took a phone call to my home, waking me out of a
sound slumber, but we did come out with a winner for our abbreviated
version of "TRIVIA '87." The gentleman who dashed my dream of
Pulitzer Prize excellence was the one and only Brain "Brian" Dorsey.
Brain correctly told us that the head coach who had the impressive 10
year record of 103-32-7 with the Raiders was the one and only John
"Less Filling--Tastes Great" Madden. For his extreme intelligence,
Brain will receive an all expense paid trip to anywhere $5.00 will take
him. Or he could take his prize in its monetary form.
On to bigger and better things, i.e. TRIVIA! The gridiron is
burning up and the diamond is sparkling. For the first time in a very .
long time Pitt won while cross-state rival Penn State lost--lN THE
SAME WEEKEND. So, with football and baseball co-existing in a
symbiotic universe we will center our questions on both.
OUESTION#l
The 1973 Oakland A's went to -and won- the World Series. Who
was the rookie second sacker, who went on to bigger and better things
in the late 70's and early 80's on a National League squad?
OUESTION#2
James Lofton, the former All-Pro receiver from Green Bay, was
traded to the L.A., soon to be the Irwindale, Raiders. In a twist of fate
the Raiders faced the Packers on opening day of '87. As usual, the Pack
dropped another one to the Raiders. When is the last time the Packers
beat the Raiders?
Best of luck to each and everyone of you Trivia buffs. PLEASE, if
you know the answers to this week's questions, call me here at the
Beacon, no where else. The number here is 288- oops! I mean ext.
379 or just drop up and see us on the 3rd floor of the Student Center. •

�Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 2

18766

September 17, I

Colonel

Late score ·gives
Colonels victory
by Bill Kem

Even though it was a rainy and
gloomy day there was a glow on
Ralston Field. It came from the the
Wilkes College Colonels who
buckled up thei chinstraps when it
counted to achieve a hard fought 3028 victory over Cortland State.
There were many geroes in
Saturday's game; but it was a team
effort that won it for the Colonels.
At the beginning of the game it
looked like the Colonels would
have no trouble with the Red
Dragons. Behind the running of
Courtney McFarlane and Dean
Ambosie the Colonels took the
opening kickoff and drove the ball
straight down the field. Then on a
third down,
quarterback Carl
Deluca hooked up with wide
receiver Ron Ulitchney for a thirty
yard touchdown pass.
Shawn
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Colonels had a 7-0 lead.
In the beginning of the second
quarter Cortand tied up the score and
the Colonels knew they were in for
a game.
Wilkes
put
together
a
pounding drive with a good running

of the week

Harriers look
for fast start
by Tom Urso
The cross country team has
several new faces this year,
including Coach Tom McGuire.
McGuire is a 198.5 Wilkes graduate
and a former member of the team.
Joining McGuire on the coaching
staff for the harriers is Assistant
Coach Mike Keohane.
Other newcome~s are
freshmen Paul Miorelli, Tom
Devine, and•sophomore Jon Kline.
Last year's returning squad
consists of junior Doug Lane,
senior Pete Huber, and senior
Captain Tom Urso.
This past Saturday the team
traveled to Fort Indiantown Gap to
challenge the rain and murl in the
Lebanon Valley Invitational. With
Urso on the injured list Lane lead
the Colonels followed by Mionelli,
Kline, Huber, and Device. The

young team displayed deterr.1 ;_nation
and potential with all new rr·embers
completing their first ccllege five
mile race.
·
Also competing was the lone
female member of the t,·&lt;".11 I..inda
Siberini. Siberini com )l,:t~d the
course in a respectal ,le. '20:52,
placing 25th overall.
The team will tegin more
intense training this week in
preparation for the King's and
Delaware Valley meet next
weekend. The Colonels will also
have their captain back on the roster
for Saturday. The team would like
to have your support Saturday,
September 19 in Kirby Park at 2
p.m.
The' team is always loolcing
for new members.
Anyone
interested may attend a practice any
day in Kirby Parle at 7 a.m. or 4
p.m.

game and key pass receptions which
led to a nine yard touchdown run by
Deluca. The two point conversion
1failed and the Colonels were back
on top 13-7.
Cortland came right back with
another scoring drive. But this
time the Colonel defense stiffened;
it took a naked bootleg on fourth
and goal for the Red Dragons to hit
paydirt. The PAT was good and
Cortland was ahead for the first
time, 14-13.
With less than two minutes
left Wilkes went to its two minute
offense. And with only seconds
remaining Meagly's 52 yard field
goal attempt was short, and
Cortland went into the locker room
with a one point lead.
Cortland took the second half
kickoff and looked like it was going
to pad its lead. The Wilkes defense
had other ideas; a hard hit caused the
Red Dragon running back to fumble
and Mike Canterella fell on the
loose pigskin. On the following
play Ambosie went 70 yards to
give the Colonels a 19-14 lead.
Deluca then hit Mike Harrison for
the two point conversion to give
the Colonels a 21-14 lead.

Specialty teams are a
important part of a football
and a break down could
disasterous. Such was the
Saturday. With a Cortland
stalled the Red Drligons lined
a field goal. But Mike Ho
busted through and blockoo
attempt and swung mo
towards the Colonels.
The Colonels then m
another good drive deep
Cortland territory but the
stalled and the Colonels
settle for a 24 yard field g
Meagly to put the Colonels
24-21.
Half way through the
quarter Cortland drove deep
Colonel territory. But on the
controversial call of the ganx,
Red Dragons took the lead.
fourth and goal from the
appeared that the knee of C
running back touched the
before reaching the end zone
a delayed call Cortland had a
lead.
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the Wilkes offense rose II
occassion. Deluca directed a

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f new faces--new
faculty members,

bers.
month, Wilkes will
er new arrival--Dr.
aldner, who was
ed vice president for
s. Waldner was
tional search to fill
erly held by Dr.
en.
, currently serving as
·eracademic officer) at
University in Atlanta,
IS a political scientist
ialty is the politics,
and foreign policy of

new position at Wilkes.

will be responsible

for al!

departments, the Student

Affairs Office, the Admissions
Office, the Registrar's Office, the
Financial Aid Office, and the
Division of Graduate Studies and
Continuing Education.
Waldner said he plans to arrive
at Wilkes in mid-October and will
begin his duties after Fall Break.
"I am looking forward to being
part of Wilkes," he said, adding that
he was "positively impressed" with
the College at the time of his
interview.
He added, ''I'm interested in the
concept of the institution."
Waldner
said
that
he's
preparing for his new position by
"doing a lot of reading about
Wilkes." He explained that President Christopher Bresiseth and
Robert Beaman, acting vice president for academic affairs, have been
sending him material on Wilkes, induding the mission statement.
Prc~ident Christopher Breiseth

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said that of the four candidates
interviewed from over 100 applicants, Waldner was the "most
articulate" and "fit our current
situation best." This current situation, Breiseth explained, involves
Wilkes' continuing efforts to reform
both
the
core
curriculum
and the governance system.
Breiseth
explained
that
'Waldner "is doing at Oglethorpe
what we are trying to do here-revising the core curriculum a:1ct
marketing the institution."
Waldner's family will mo•;e ro
Wilkes-Barre after Christmas. The
Waldner family will live on campus
in a rented house near Doane Hall
on West River Street.
One of his reasons for relocating, Waldner said, was the
College's location. "I love it here,"
said Waldner, who was lx&gt;m in
Philadelphia. "I feel more at home
here."

ut with
the old
•
the new
Ill with
sure

that at one time or

while walking down South
Street, the average Wilkes

student has caught a
this institution's maj.um. And I'm also sure
were not specifically in
the building that you
it by without so much
a second
thought.
building could easily be
tacular, on the fringes
outdated. Well, as· of
1, 1988, Wilkes College
will be able to witness
lion of the brand new
aid Conference Center and
to the "old gym."
concept of a new Sports
crence Center has been
at WiU&lt;es for a conamount of time, and the
the building is certainly
Says Paul O'Hop, Vice
of Business Affairs and
Enterprises,"It has been
tat the gymnasium is not
comparable to a good high
gym, let alone comparable
of this size."

or

With the need for a gym well
established, the next step was to
procure the Board of Trustees'
approval. On July 22 of this year;
the Board unanimously voted in
favor of the construction of the
new . Center. And now, with the
problems of zoning and planning
out of the way, "the plans are
moving along smoothly. Ground
breaking is scheduled for January
1, with the expected completion
date tentatively scheduled
for
December 24, 1988."
Since the construction of the
center is a major step forward for
the reputation of the college, the
building did not only have to be
functional, but modem and state-ofthe-art as well. The gym has to not
only meet the needs of present
Wilkes students but must meet the
needs of future students as well.
The center will have three
floors, replacing the "old gym's"
single level. Ideally, the Center
will not merely be a place to go to
see basketball games or to put in
your four semesters of phys ed, but
a place where recreation for pleasure, as much as for obligation, is
vital.

The lower level will consist of
practice rooms and will be mainly
for physical education purposes.
The rooms may also be used for
dances and social functions . The
first floor will be the conference
center, offices, and the gymnasium.
The second floor will also house
conference ~nd seminar facilities.
This will enable Wilkes College to
"put its best foot forward to the
public," and make the gymnasium
not just part of the college, but part
of the community as well.
With the revitalization of the
building O'Hop stressed that there
would be other changes as well.
"The phys ed program ·will be ·
completely revitalized with the construction of the Center, and it will
also provide students with the best
possible facili'lies and environment."
Because the old gym will have
to be demolished in order to make
way for construction, alternate
facilities must be found to accomodate the needs of the college for
the year that the construction is
underway. O'Hop says no definite
arrangements have been made, but
the college is negotiating with a
number of facilities.

Dr. George Waldner will arrive in October to fill the position of Vice
President of Academic Affairs.

�September 10, 1987

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happen here?
Apathy seems always to be the first word out of
everyone's mouth when students return to campus. Students
are apathetic; they don't want to particpate; they don't want to
get involved. Even the faculty gets accused of being
apathetic. It seems to me, however, that the true problem
with involvement on campus, even the problem of simple
respect and concern about the campus environment comes
down to one thing--awareness. The problem that seems to
be plaguing the college, not to mention the world at large, is
the simple ignorance of the people in the environment.
Many people will take offense at this statement.
Ignorance implies stupidity, and stupidity is one thing that
should not even be hinted at in any institutution of higher
learning. Still, the problem cannot be ign·ored. The plague
of ignorance has even reached into the highest and most
important office in the land--the President of the United
States. When the man in charge of the destinies of millions
of Americans can face his public and claim ignorance of vital
issues, as Ronald Reagan did this entertaining summer with
the the antics of the Iran Contra hearings, how can Wilkes
College be immune to it? When innocent victims of a lifethreaening disease can have their home burned to the ground
by their neighbors, supposedly informed adults, as a young
family in Florida did, how can Wilkes College be safe from
this kind of behavior?
Although Wilkes' problem is certainly not as serious
as the President's or as heinous as th~ AIDS incident, the
impact of ignorance on the campus is still great. The old
cliche states, "ignorance is bliss," and yes, in many cases
this is true. When students are unaware of the appointment
of a new vice-president, when students are unaware of
reasons for trees being taken down on campus, they do not
have to deal with their consciences or give themselves
another thing to think about on top of their classes and their
already busy social life. They can take their ignorance and
their lack of awareness and tum it into something that is seen

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destruction
or
just
general
disrespect.
Improvements have been made on the campus over
the summer and these changes are to be commended. They
are important in their own right. But changing the outside of
the campus does not change the attitude of the students on the
campus. · The most important thing you as a student can do
with your time at Wilkes is to make yourself aware--of
national, state, and local issues. Wilkes College is not a
separate entity and what goes on in the world affects us very
directly. Even more importantly, don't just put your time in
at Wilkes, be aware of things around here. Open your eyes
to everything--if you see someone cutting down a tree ask
yourself "why?" and make it a point to find something out
about it. If you see someone committing an act of
vandalism, do something--stop him or tum him in.
Make it a point to learn about the changes that are
occurring daily here at Wilkes College. Believe it or not,
what goes on here will · affect your future. Join a dub,
become part of an organization; that is perhaps the easiest
way to become aware. Once you have achieved awareness
of your surroundings, apathy is no longer an issue. Once ·
you take the time and initiative to become aware, participation
and respect will follow, and will hardly feel like an effort at
all.
There are many sources of information on ..campus
which students can utilize to become aware--the Daily
Bulletin, WCLH, the closed circuit televisions in SLC. And,
obviously, The Beacon is another medium through which
students can become better informed about campus issues.
Yet The Beacon has often been criticized by students as
being hypercritical. "Why doesn't the Beacon ever have
anything nice to say?" is a complaint we hear regularly. The
people who ask these questions may have a vaild point.
Perhaps The Beacon
is hypercrtical. · But perhaps this
criticism is what it takes to snap people out of their "blissful"
ignorance.

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VOL. XL No. 1 September 10, 1987
Editor-i n-chief. ...... ........... .. .. ...................... .. ........ Lorri Steinbacher
News Editor .... ...... .... ..... ... ...... .. .... .................. ....... ... ..Kim Klimek
Feature Editors ........ ......... ..... ......... ...... .......................Lee Morrell
.................. ........................ ................Korrie Everett
Sports Editors ...... ...... .... .:..... ... .... .... .... ... ...... ... ... .... .........Bill Kern
•············ ····························· ·· ··················· ·Lis.a Miller
Copy Editor. .............. .. ...... ........................... .... .Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editor .. .. ... .. ............ .............. ........... Elizabeth Mazzullo
Advertising Managers ............... :.. ................. ....... ..... ..Mark Shedlock
................... .... ..... ...................Anne Humphrey
Business Manager .. ......... ..... .... ...................... .. .... ..... .Joel Fomalont
Staff Writer .. .............. ....... .................... ................... :.:Scott Zolner
Advisor ........... ........................ .... .... ......... .... ................ Tom Bigler
Contr ibuting Writers: Bill Barber, Don (Semyon) and Ed
(Buonacore), Craig Larime, Wendy Shwed, David Hassler, Elizabeth
Mazzullo.
Contributing Photographer: Public Relations , Sports Information.

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the
individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be
withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor mu st be
signed to insure validity.

CLINIC HOURS-HEAL TH SERVICES OFFICE
Monday 8:30-11, 1-4, 4-7, 7:30-10
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday

8:30-11, 1-4, 4-7, 7:30-10
8:30-11, 1-4, 4-7, 7:30-10
8:30-11, 1-4, 4-7, 7:30-10

Friday 8:30~11, 1-4
Joint nurse/physician clinic Monday and Friday
afternoons. Available for emergencies at any time.
The Health Services Office has moved to
Hollenback Hall, which is located across from
the Farley Library on South Franklin Street.

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start of a new year

What you can do

Convocation
Breiseth stressed the importance
of gaining control over oneself over
the
course of life despite
difficulties. He said that in spite of
the fact that many people will try
to influence you, it is you,
ultimately, who must make your
own decisions.
Breiseth said that each student
will "chart a unique path through
Wilkes." This means that students
have a chance to widen and broaden
their knowledge by manipulating
and testing what they learn in class.

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Brciseth speaks to the fres hman class at the Convocation.

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were there hundreds of
tion, faculty and
pthering outside of the
at 11:15
a.m.
3? This annual sight

should be familiar to most former
freshmen.
"Convocation" is the opening
event of the year. At Convocation
freshmen become better aquainted
with other college members prior
to, during and after a procession to
the Wilkes College Gymnasium.

New Asso ciate
Director
named
Tomali~. associate director
life left Wilkes College
to attend law school.
this mean 1 Mark Allen,
icsidcnce life director, was
for a qualifi,·d person or
fill the position.
said that a committee
the position and felt that
e should be han,lling the
of sup::rvision ol all the
campus. "I ch,1ired a
. We had a national
I felt Leigh had the
ns they were lool ing
Leigh? Leigh Major, of
cw Jersey is a 1983
lkge grad uate. She said

she came back to her alma mater in
hopes of continuing her studies.
She applied and was hired for the
position of associate residence
director of the north end of campus.
According to Allen, Major will be
in charge of supervising staff,
residence assistants , and other
suppport staff. She will have total
administration of halls in her area,
will advise IRHC (Inter-Resident
Hall Council) and will help with
crisis counseling.
The other assistant director
will have similar responibilities,
however this person will live in
Pickering Hall. Allen is seeking to
fill this position. Both will serve
as immediate supervisors to the 33
support R.A.s. Allen said he hopes
the added adult presence will be a
positive contribution to the halls.

PAGE THKEE

Breiseth
said
that
by
part1c1pation in activities and by
experiences on campus, a student is
developing skills which can be
usefol in life.
However,
this
year,
the
"traditionals" (band, ceremonious
clothing and mass audience) of
Convocation were combined with
the
"traditionals"
of
Commencement to form a unique
ceremony. President Christopher
Breiseth wished the best of luck to
the August 1987 graduates and also
welcomed the class of 1991.
Robert Heaman, acting vice
president of academic affairs,
welcomed the incoming class. He
· also wished them the best of luck
in the upcoming year.

for world
hunger
by Lorri Steinbacher
Anyone concerned about the
qual ity of life in this world cannot
help but be concerned about the
problem of world hunger.
As
Wilkes College is part of this
world, it too should be a part of the
continuing fight against hunger.
Last semster, Wilkes made its
contribution to local hunger by
having a canned food drive. Although the drive was successful,
Tony Vento, Campus Minister,
feels that concern should go beyond
people's pantries. In keeping with
this idea, Vento in conjunction
with Dr. Michael Garr and Dr.
Susan Behuniak-Long are organizing a college-wide task force
against hunger.
Ideally, the task force would
involve students, administration,
faculty, and staff. The force would
help people to learn about the
hunger problem, and give people a
chance to act on their feelings.
"Acting,"
says
Vento,"brings
people deeper into caring." the
force will sponsor a Hunger Campaign that would run from the end

of September until November.
Many people have used the
word apathy in relation to Wilkes
students buit Vento disagrees. "I
refuse to buy that college students
don't care, but it's not just enough
to care; you have to act on that
caring." Vento feels that many
times students may care but see no
point in doing so, because they feel
helpless.
"When you make
yourself vulnerable by caring, it can
lead you to depression, and who
wants to be depressed?
Once
depression sets in, you can lose
sight of what you cared about in the
first place. If you have an outlet,
this can be avoided."
The task force intends to
provide that outlet to students who
care but who don't know how to
tum that caring into something
effective and wm:thwhile. At the
very least the task force will give
students and faculty a "safe" place
for support and a forum for their
concerns.
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For a degree of uniformity
and cohesiveness ·
by Lorri Steinbacher
The Board of Trustees while
deciding the {ate of the Sports and
Conference Center were also deciding the fate of another proposed
campus structure, the bell tower and
carillion. I know that the majority
of you may be asking, "A bell
tower? What is it and why is it
going up?"
Paul O'Hop, Vice President of
Development and Auxiliary Affairs
explains that "there is a lack of a
meeting place on eampus. The bell
tower would represent a common
meeting ground for all Wilkes
students."
The new bell tower will be
located on a plot of land between
the Farley Library, and Kirby,
Chase, and Church Halls, essentially right in the center of campus.
The tower, a 62 foot high structure,
would house a caroling bell that
could be sequenced to chime at any
interval the college chose. The
structure will also have clocks on

two sides, facing north and south.
There are also plans, although
nothing definite, to move the
bookstore and mailroom to Church
Hall, • further consolidating the
center of the campus.
The proposed completion date
for the project started out as 1987
Homecoming in late October.
"However," says O'Hop,"Although
it is possible that it will be done in
October, it is highly unlikely. It
will, though, still be a focal point
for Homecoming whether it is
completely finished or not"
It seems only proper that the
tower be the focus of Homecoming
fcstivites considering its origin.
The tower is being built to honor
alumni in general and to honor Dr.
Charles Bums, Class of '35, in
particular. Dr. Bums was a graduate of the fust class of Wilkes
when it was still known as
Bucknell Junior College Dr. Burns
also has the distinction of being the
first graduate ever to become a physician. The Wilkes community

feels that Dr. Bums represents a
fitting
symbol
for
the
accomplishments of all graduates.
A concern was expressed about
the funding of, the project, but
O'Hop stresses that the funding for
the project was procured from
donations by Dr. Bums and his
friends and family. "The money for
the construction of the bell tower
was given to the college specificall{y for the bell tower. These are
not monies we can do anything else
with." It must be noted, however,
that Dr. Bums was approached with
the idea of the bell tower by the
college; the college was not
approached by Dr. Bums.
The bell tower is just one of
many development projects that
O'Hop feels will bring the college,
"a degree of uniformity and cohesiveness."

�PAGE FOUR

. September 10, 1987

Parking rules
to be enforced
Parking has always been at a
premium on campus. pven so, the
person who was willing to take a
chance on parking illegally could
pull off a parking coup with a little
creativity. (How mant times have
you lifted a wooden gate to sneak
your car under?) Well, those days
are over.
Effective Monday,
September 14, at 8 a.m., Wilkes
College will be making a major
crackdown on illegal parkers.
Previously, if a car was found
in a college lot without an
authorized permit, the cars were
given a- warning. On a second
offense, the car was ticketed. On
the third offens~. the car was towed.
Now, there will be no first, second,
and third chances. Any vehicle
without an authorized permit will

New Vending Machines

be towed "without any prior
warning or ticketing, at the owner's
expense."
But don't think that just
because you are the proud possessor
of a parking permit that you are
completely risk free. If you happen
to park illegally within the confines
of the lot, you too will be ticketed.
If a second offense occurs, the car
will be towed.
In audition, all vehicles that
are parked in handicapped spaces.
loading zones, visitors spaces,
sidewalks, grass areas, or double
parked will be towed without prior
warning.
In short, if you don't have a
permit, don't bother trying to park
in a college lot, and if you do have
a permit, park legally.

Friday Night at the Movies
with
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Crocodile Dundee
Movie to be shown in SLC 101 at 7:00
and 9:30 p.m. (No charge with ID.)

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campus.
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Three new vending machines in Stark Lobby offer students a choice of beverages, snacks, and
cigarettes. Similar machines are located in the Student Center and in Pickering Hall.
by Kim Klimek
A student puts 50 cents into
one of the new vending machines at
Stark Learning Center and waits for
a snack to drop to the bottom
compartment. The machines don't
· look much different from last year's
and the student walks. away without
thinking
about
the
simple
exchange.
Where will the profits of the
sale go? Largely, the prr-'i •- ·11

go to student activity groups, as in
the past. What is the difference
between these machines and those
of last year? According to Dean
Jane Lampe, the campus owned
machines will enable the business
office to have more control over the
distribution of profits.
Paul O'Hop, vice president of
business affairs and · auxillary
enterprises, said the new machines
were installed in the latter part of
August in strateg;· rlaces with the .

hopes of bringing more money
the student organizations than
previous years.
Lampe said the contents of
machines are under review bJ
joint faculty/student comm·
chaired by William Stine.
O'Hop said that the p
should outweigh the costs of
installation of the new machi
and he
venture.

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New Logo: A sign of the times
by Kim Klimek
Who could not help but notice
the huge "W" signs all over Wilkes'
campus?
Many
students,
wondering about the new signs
with the new logo have asked what
will happen to the college seal.
According to Jane Manganella,
the use of the new "W" logo does
not mean doing away with the
traditional seal.
"The seal is
entirely different and the seal will
be used where appropriate."
Manganella said the logo came
about with the recognition of the
need for signs on campus. There
were no clear signs for visitors,
incoming
freshmen,
transfer
students and the old plaques on the

buildings were not very visable to
the public.
As a result, Dean Jane Lampe
and Manganella said Presidential
Cabinet Members
Christopher
Breiseth, Robert Heaman, Richard
Charles, Paul O'Hop, Cheryl
Scalese, Eugene Manganello, Jane
Manganella, John Pesta, Joseph
Chisarick, Bernard Vinokrvski, and
Phil Tuhy decided to investigate the
possibilities of placing large,
readable signs with the new logo at
designated campus areas.
members
The
Cabinet
_reviewed several designs submitted
by a Philadelphia based firm called
"Signtactics."
The selection
process started in the beginning of
the academic year and went on until

December.
Manganella said there was no
logo previous to this year and that
the development of it will be
extremely useful. The "W" on the
logo is strong enough to be seen by
those in cars passing by a building.
She said the new signs have been
placed on the lawns in front of or
beside six buildings: Weckesser,
Bedford, Stark Learning Center,
Chase Hall, Sturdevant Hall and the
Farley Library.
"This lets you know you're
still on Wilkes College campus,"
said Manganella.
According to
Manganella all the major buildings
on campus will eventually have
signs.

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Canricorn
Pack it up!

Club Day
a time to get

involved!
...
a freshman, new to the
ampus. What arc you gowhen you aren't studying
? Sit in your room and
g? Perhaps sit in your
room and do nothing?
invest that time and join a
campus organization?
there's probably nothing
," you say. That is doubtring there are more than
and organizations on
There arc clubs to meet
a variety of interests:
1c,acadcmic honor societies,
, artistic, publications, and
student leadership.
academic club bases its
around its chosen field.

are under
ulty/student
William Stine.
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utweigh the
1 of the new
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There are also four academic honor
societies.
Athletic clubs cover either
sports that are not inter-collegiate,
such as boxing or skiing, or
Varsity clubs like the Letterwomen.
An artistic club covers such
fields as the stage (Cue-n- Curtain),
fine arts, or music (M.E.N.C.).
There are also media clubs which
are covered by the college radio
station, WCLH and the television
club.
There is also a student
Programming Board that plans
most of the outside entertainment,
bands, and dances.
Student leadership is covered
mainly by three clubs. These are
Commuter Council, Inter-Residence
Hall Council (IRHC), and Student
Government. Student Government
plans and supervises the social
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acuv1t1es as homecoming. Commuter Council regulates activities
for commuting students, while
IRHC
covers
dorm
student
activities.
Finally, there are the student
publications clubs: the Wilkes yearbook (Amnicola), the literary magazine (Manuscript), and the newspaper (The Beacon). Scholarships
are
available
for
· those
earning editorial positions.
This is certain! y not all of the
clubs that are available. It's just a
tiny sampling of them. You can
get a much better point of view at
today's club day program. Remember, you can sign up for many of
them, but don't spread yourself too
thin.
Now isn't that better than doing
nothing!

Gemini - Forget about the past. It's over. Don't let
trivial past misfak~s make their way into your present.
You're only human--or at least you look like one.
Everything works out for the best.
Taurus
Go for it this week. The stars say you can't
lose--if you don't jump into risks wildly.
Like
Napoleon said at Waterloo, "I like two things in a
man: caution and more caution." You too must be
careful.
Aries - Don't forget about your friends. They are
people too, and they are here for more than just your
personal needs. They are nice people. Remind them
of this and compliment them or they won't be your
friends for long.
Cancer - Oooh boy!!! Are you in trouble if you don't
stop running off at the mouth. Everybody is sick of
your bragging, and is abo.ut to form a lynching party
to shut you up once and for all. To save face and
your life "chill out" on your pride.
Leo - Be prepared for a surprise. But please don't
sit on your front porch waiting for it to happen. Fate
can't run into you if it can't find you.

and

Ed
Out on a limb
wacky stunts, zany contests,
hello ,hello, hello!
on those commercial infested top
unusual guests, odd body noises,
IO another fun-packed,
40 stations, or if you want to hear •
and good ole fashioned tom foolery--enriched year of the newest hits by your favorite
every Saturday from 4 to 8 p.m.
endeavors and social artists long before the other stations
! While I'm extending my play them, WCLH is the place to
, allow me to add an listen! WCLH broadcasts every day Trading Fours--Sit back, kick
ial welcome (WE]L- of the week between the hours of 7 up your feet and enjoy Sunday Jazz
a.m. and midnight. And although with Andy Morrell.--every Sunday
IO all of you who are new
afternoon from 3 to 7 p.m.
institution. It is so nice we specialize in New Music, we
also
offer
a
wide
variety
of
special
many new, smiling faces
Now, if ' you're the kind of
ing blouses across our interest shows. These include:
person who likes to particiapte,
campus.
WCLH wants you as well. New
Heavy Metal Monday--Monday
being your first few
Music
91 is entirely run by
a new environment, you eve- nings from 9 p.m. to 12 students. That means that you can
doubtedly want to know midnight, with your host Jim
gain valuable experience, whether it
citing new things are Ferris.
be as an actual FM disc jockey
10 you. I would like to
(imagine the envy of your friends
Rap Show--Get busy with Grand
10 one of those exciting
back home) or as a member of the
Master
Bates and King Ad Lib,
s, and 1 shall start by
general staff. A few time slots are
myself.
I am Don king of the scratch, cut, and blow
still available and everyone is
and I represent just one of dry, every Tuesday evening from 9
welcome to join--so don't be shy!
ting things available to to 12.
Come on up to our studio, which is
campus. No, it's not the
located on the third floor of Darte
new things sold in vending DanceTrax--Your hostess Jackie Center (just follow anyone carrying
across campus.
I . spins all of the hottest sounds from
a flute or a bassoon) and take a look
New Music 91, Wilkes the hottest clubs--Wednesday night
around. I'll be looking forward to
very own FM radio from 9 to 12.
.seeing you (well, some of you
and in one way or another,
anyway). Just kidding.
In the
you! If you like to hear The Don and Ed Show--Those
meantime, keep tuned to New
music that you can't hear zany guys are back with more
Music 91.

Scorpio - Watch your wallet! You don't have as
much money as you think you do. Let you~ friends
pay for the social beverage this wee1&lt;end, or at least
go dutch and pay for your self. Trying to buy your
friends only leaves you broke and friendless.

Sagittarius - Go after Pisces this weekend. They
are the ones for you. But remember casual snuggling
or heavy petting can lead to big problems. Your
Pisces friend will have the "ball and chain" look in his
or her eyes. Don't bite of more than you can chew.
Capricorn - Pack it up, go home, and hide under
your covers. Face it, it won't be a pretty week. Yet if
life weren't depressing once in a while it wouldn't be
worth living.
Aguarius - Did you have a good week or what? And
if you just live life day by day, this week will be yours
for the taking also. So sit back and enjoy; it won't
last forever
Pisces_ - You poor unloved fish. Don't go after the
bait of Sagittarius this weekend unless you would like
your heart put in a blender on "dice."
Virgo - This is it Babe! You're going to hit a dry spell
. after this week, so stock up for a long winter. If you
are thrifty with your love and money things will turn
out for the better.

Libra - Your fate will be a little better than Virgo's,
because where Virgo falls this month you will
prosper. However, if you take advantage of Virgo's
misfortune you will really be in for some paybacks
and they won't be pleasent.

�PAGE SIX

September 10, 1987

Meet The Press

Introducing the 1987
Beacon editorial staff
Hi, My name is Lee Morrell and I
m a 19 year old sophmore English
ajor from Kingston. This is my
econd year with The Beacon but it is
y first year in as Features Editor.
I am Co-Founder and President of
e Scott Zolner fan club.
When I graduate I would like to
ither join a satanic cult or write for a
ewspaper. I may do both and write for
he National Enqurer. (Only kidding
r. Pope). My heroes include Mr.
how Buisness himself, David "Just
all me D_a ve" Letterman, Fred
lintstone, and any body named Conan.
And I am Korrie Everett. I'm a 19
ear old sophmore Communications
ajor from Hauppauge, LI. I am the
roud owner of Earl, the dead cat. He is
y special Guest DJ. at WCLH. I
njoy Fudge Sw irl ice cream and
frothing glasses of skim milk. My
My name is Lorri Steinbacher, and although you can't tell by my
main hobbies are playing my violin and
meek, unassuming look, I am editor-in-chief. I am a junior English
slam dancing, though not at the same
major, hoping to procure a minor in biology sometime before my 30th
time. My goal in life is to be as
birthday. I hail from beautiful Waldwick, NJ. In my spare time I like
famous as Bettina Gregory, Peter
to give myself ulcers and practice proper usage of the semicolon. I am
ennings, and Brenda Starr. And when I
sure i:hat I was a Bob Dylan groupie in another life, and adamantly stand
each my pinnacle of success I will
behind the belief that the most important part of a man's body is his
ierce my nose. One last comment,
nosre_. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - , i r L E A S E DON'T CALL ME RED!
The Advertising Department is
covered by two business minded people.
Mark Shedlock is a 19 year ol('
sophmore Business Administration
major (concentrating in marketing). He
lives in Wilkes-Barre.
Beside serving his second term as
Beacon Advertising Manager, Mark is
doing a repeat p erformance as
Programming Board Film Chairman.
(That's right folks, he's the guy to
thank for the weekend movie). In orde,
to prepare himself for the business
world, Mark is presently doing an
internship in the marketing department
of the United Penn Bank.
The other half of this Advertising
team is Anne Humphrey. Anne is a
senior Business Administration Major
(also co_ncentration in Marketi'ng), with
a French Minor. Anne lives in West
Pittston, the legendary home of the
"Smurl Haunted House".
Anne is doing an internship this
semester with the Small Business
Development Center. She is also the
Treasurer of the Accounting/Business
Club.

Sports departme
·ness Administra1
"Meck's Mad Dog
rt the Colonels.

T

The woman to take the title of News Editor from Beth Mazzullo is ·
Klimek. Kim is a senior communications major from "Nose Bl
Heaven," Mountain Top, PA. Kim is also a member of Circle K.
summer Kim did P.R. internships with the American Heart assoc. and
'Red Cross.

r.

�September 10, 1987

PAGE SEVEN

My name is Wendy Roscncrance. Besides being the Copy Editor, I a m , - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - a junior business administration major with a french minor. My hometown
is Williamsport, PA-- Yes that's right, Bill-Town-- the home of the last
place team in Eastern League Minor League Baseball-- The Bills--, little
league baseball, ,and Beth Mazzullo. Next semester I hope to study in
London, England.

My name is Beth Mazzullo--this year's Photo Editor and last year's News
Editor. I'm a senior English major from scenic Williamsport, PA--home of
Little League Baseball, the "Fanny in the Susquehanny" Float, and yes, the
Beacon's own Wendy Rosencrance. Ardent Dylan worshipper (both Bob and
Thomas) and co-founder with Lorri Steinbacher of the Wilkes-Barre chapter
of the Bob Dylan Fan Club. Goal for the year: to order every item on
Ollie's menu--at least once.

~

department has been graced with the presence of two sports minded people. Bill Kem is a senior
Administration Major (concentrating in Finances). Bill lives in Slocum South. He is a starting member
's Mad Dogs," the offensive line of the football team, and would love to see everyone come out and
lhe Colonels. Bill's co-editor, Lisa Miller, is a second semester junior with a major in communications.
in, Kerhonkson, NY, but now hangs her hat in McLintock Hall. She aspires to be a sports writer for a
aper. She loves to watch basketball (players) and stock car racing.

The Beacon
Advisor
Tom Bigler

My name is Joel Fomalont and I am 23 a year senior
Business Administration Major. I have been the
Business Manager of The Beacon for two years. I am a
resident in_Sterling Hall, where I have a 26" screen TV
with a VCR and cable. I recently completed a co-op
position in Princeton, NJ where I met Brooke Shields.

�September 10, 1987

PAGE EIG!-IT

Tutors
Tutors
d
ff
o ere nee d e d
The Wilkes College Leaming
Center provides free tutoring in all
subjects. For information students
should stop by Kirby Hall, room
202 or call extension 335.
Also, the Leaming Center is
in need of student tutors for the fall

semester. Although tutors in all
subjects are needt:_:d, those who are
proficient in the math and science
areas are in the greatest demand.
Tutors are paid $3.35 per hour and
set their own schedules. Applications can be obtained in Kirby
Hall, room 202.

A portrait

of
J.L.G. Ferris

Above is one J.L.G. Ferris work, named "The Painter and the President"

by Korrie Everett
The Sordoni Art Gallery is
presently featuring works by the
American artist/historian, Jean
Leon Gerome Ferris. Ferris does
realistic paintings of famous
historical events.
Through . his
paintings, Ferris treats us to a
side of history that we rarely
see; we view his subjects in an
ordinary
environment,
eating
breakfast or visiting family.
Ferris spent many
hours
researching his subjects to be
sure of the accuracy of his
paintings.
Ferris was born into an
art1st.Ic
family;
his
father,
Stephan James Ferris, was a wellknown Philadelphia artist and
Ferris' maternal uncles were also
well-known artists. With such a
family it was inevitable that he

become an artist as well.
Ferris was educated first by
his father, then later on at the
Pennsylvania Academy of the
· Fine Arts. At the age ·of twenty,
Ferris was sent to the Academic
Julian in Paris.
Presently,
seventy-eight of
his works are being shown at
the Sordoni Art Gallery. They are
arranged chronolg1cally from the
time of Columbus discovering
the New World to the sinking of
a ship during World War II.
This show is highly recommended to history and art buffs
alike. Stop by any day of the
week for an interesting and
informative afternoon.
Art Gallery times are Monday
through Friday 12-5.
Thursday
eve- nings until 9. Weekend
hours are Saturday 10-5 and
Sunday 1-5.

Ray Owen: A touch
of the outrageous ·
- the Man, the Car, the Tunner
the official Pickering Hall
song, "You Can't Put All
Eggs in One Cake and Eat ii
and I'm Gonna Drink Till I
Double Then Take One of
Home." As you can see,
justification for one review
say, "His ability to take req
uncanny, as his rcpert ·
nothing short of immense."
Ray doesn't have just his
selection to sit back on. He
reputation as good as SanLl!
He has performed with such
musicians as John Cafferty
Beaver Brown Band; Ario G
Don McLean; Blood, Swea!,
Tears; Bob Hope and Tom
among others. He has also r
critical acclaim as a singer
writer from such stars as
Seeger and the Boss himself,
Springsteen. Ray has sev
,bums out, The latest, "Well W
Afternoons," is out on
Records.The album received
al airplay from San Franci
Philadelphia and was acandi
a Grammy Nomination.
As a songwriter, Ray has
Ray Owen, shown above, will perform at 8:00 PM in the SUB on Saturday
awards in such prestigious
and international competiti
the Mid-Atlantic Song Conl
Factory
Song
Gettysburg, PA its-- drum roll Music
by Lee Morrell
please-- Ray Owen. The show starts Competition, and the Am
It's _only the second week of at 7:30 p.m. on Saturday the 12th Song Festival. He was al
classes. Everything has j ust begun. and is happening only in the minated for a NACA (N
Student Center.
Association of Campus Acti
The Programming Board isn't ready
Ray
boasts
a
repertoire
of
over
Campus
Entertainment Aw
to do its thing yet. Or is it? If you
90, yes, 90 artists from which he 1986.
said "it is!" you win the $64 .00
takes his material.
They range
The repertoire is huge,
question.
from the Allman Brothers to Neil . reviews are great so why not
Following a very successful
gym dance, featuring the music of Young (sorry no "z's") and just yourself to a night of music
comedy on the Programming
E ntre Nous, the Programming about everything in between.
He also docs his own material Showtime is 7:30 on Satur
Board is proud to present the first
which includes . such timeless 12th, in the S.U.B. Get 1h
installment of the '87-'88 Solo
classics
as ''I'd Like to Drown my time, seating is
Concert Series (formerly known as
Troubles-- But I Can't Get My first serve basis.
the No-RSVP Coffeehouse Series).
Girlfriend Near theRi ver", "Lincoln All the way from historical

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO .
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
- And they're both represented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
career advancement are the rule,
not the exception. The gold bar
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
Clifton, NJ 07015. Or call toll free 1-800-USA-ARMY.

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2- "Project X"
Film
3- Patty Larkin
Solo-Concert
9- Tim Cavanaugh
Comedian
10- "Burglar"
Film

3-Kirk Edwards
Solo-Concert
6- Comedian
To Be Announced
14- Gym Dance
21- "Platoon"
Film
DECEMBER

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OCTOBER

NOVEMBER

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Fabs,
If the rumJrs are true,
than I'm waiting for YOU!!
-Red

Ask for Phil

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the Wilkes Calendar Lo
inc what Programming Board
ncd for next weekend, the
d after that, or next month
matter. For your comfort
vcnience we at The Beacon
the Fall Semester's events
111 order of appearance.

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To Joe Snell,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There could be nothing better
Than one year with you!
Happy Anniversary Snuggle
Bear!
love, Kathie

PAGE NINE

5- Karen Goldberg
Solo-Concert
12- Gym Dan~e

Feeling
pressured?
Feeling tied up in knots?
Campus life got you all
stressed out? -- Campus
Counseling is offering a 6
session stress management workshop to help
you cope more effectively with stress. If
you're interested in leading a · more relaxed,
productive life call Ext.
281
for further infom1ation and sign-up.

By Bill Barber

Bookstore
Blues

Ah, yes. It's back to school we
go, tra la. New backpack and white
Reeboks. Pockets full of stolen
pens.
Tuition is paid, thanks
Mom. Thanks bank. Thanks Sallie Mae. If I ever graduate, the next
thirty-five years of my life will be
locked into a guaranteed debt
structure that will keep me "workin'
for the company store." But for
now I've got $4.00 a month left
over for food and clothing. Not a
bad budget, all and all. That is,
until the trip to the College
Bookstore.
Didn't I learn in History 101
that w0nopolies had been busted
open under fair market laws?
Doesn't all the confusion we have
in dealing with the telephone
company lately prove that nobody
can have a throathold on business
in this country? Yet, here at the
Wonderful World of Wilkes (and I
suppose most ' other institutes of
higher learning), every semester we
come to the painful realization that
books, good old books, are fast on
their way to becoming the new gold
standard. It seems that the only
Murphy's law in force is that the
cost of one's books may equal but,
in most cases, not exceed the price
of one's tuition.
Now, I don't mind books.
Don't get me wrong. Some of my
best friends are books. But $29.50
for an anthology of British and

American poetry? And all we're
reading is the British · Poets??
That's almost $15.00 worth of
wasted poets, so to speak. I realize
that $15.00 for 30 poets breaks
down to about 50 cents a poet, give
or take, which isn't a bad price to
pay these days for poets. On the
open market. But still, couldn't ·we
just go over to the used bookstore
on South Main Street and pick up
the same anthology for, say, 25
cents. With or without algebra that
still comes out to just a little over
a penny a poet!
.Well, I've decided I'm getting
my B.A. in Bookstore! That's all
there is to it. Why struggle to
become a practicing chemist, a
violinist, or a certified public
accountant, when, if you drop out
now and open a college book store,
you'll be racing across Biscayne
Bay in a 42 foot launch by the time
you're 30. $20.95 for Finite Math?
Why, the Norton Anthologies,collcctively and
individually, have
cost me so far somewhere around
one hundred dollars!! I had to build
a whole new book shelf just to hold
them. I have an incurable case of
tennis elbow from carrying them,
and every time I go back to the
bookstore, good old Norton,
whoever he is, has just come out
with another revised edition.
Why, you might suggest, don't
I buy used books? Well! Even
·my used psych book with those
little pictures of brains cut iq half,

with those great diagrams of rats
running through endless mazes,
wasn't cheap. It has been marked to
shreds in miles of squiggly yellow
underlinings and
love notes
scribbled several semesters ago. I
know. I sold it back to the bookstore last fall for 27 cents, and I
just ran into it again, my very own
recycled psych book, and the poor
kid that was buying it was getting
soaked for a good 15 bucks! When
you stop to figure it out, that's
almost four months worth of food
and clothing.
No, my mind's made up. I'm
going to drop out of school and
open my own College Bookstore. I
don't need Econ 101 to understand
the concept of "triple mark-up." I
don't need Principles of Accounting
to know when my budget is being
used for cat litter. All I'll need is. a
good calculator to add up my profits
when I can sell used books at the
same price people are paying on the
open market for several pairs of
large, mating minks.
It's obvious that we're running
out of educational options. Either
you become a Doctor, a Lawyer, or
a Bookstore Owner. There's just no
four ways about it.
But think,

when
you
own
your
own
bookstore, you can just lock the
doors late at night, lean back, fluff
up all your money, and have a nice,
long, luxurious,jree read.

�PAGE TEN

September JU, 19li7

Hunger
Continued from p.3
local, global, and physical hunger,"
Vento maintains, "It is also a way
to work on our own hungers. It
can satisfy the hunger of the heart,
giving us a chance to open up to
others. Itcan satisfy hunger of the
mind by allowing us to use our
abilities to both analyze and solve
problems. It can also satisfy the
hunger of our hands to effectively
work to make a difference."
In order to promote fight
against hunger, the Hunger Campaign has four central events designed to further the awareness of
local and world hunger collegewide. The kick-off to the campaign
will be a Hunger Banquet, on
Tuesday September 29,1987 from
11 a.m. to 1 p.m. This banquet
intends to illustrate the reality of
world hunger. The second event is
a crop walk on October 11. There
will also be Hunger Teach-in in

November, and the final event
would be Campus Action Week,
from November 16-20. The week
would include another canned food
drive and a v;&gt;luntary day of fast at
the cafeteria
Through the four
events, the task force plans to
involve faculty, students, clubs
organizations, and sports teams in
the fight against hunger.
Through the task force and the
hunger campaign Vento and those
involved also hope to bring
awareness education and action
about world hunger to Wilkes
A person can recognize a
problem, but until a person can
actively help fight that problem,
there is no sense. Says Vento,"To
know and not to do is not to
know."
If you have concerns about
world hunger and would like to help
in any capacity, you can contact
Tony Vento at 823-4168, Dr.
Michael Garr at ext. 466, or Dr.
Susan Behuniak-Long at ext 486.

CALENDAR FOR ACADEMIC YEAR
1987-88
FALL SEMESTER-1987 (70 DAYS)
Fall Break Friday, October 16 5 p.m.
Classes Resume Wednesday, October 21 8 a.m.
Thanksgiving Break Tuesday, November 24 10 p.m.
Classes Resume Monday, November 30 8 a.m.
Classes End Tuesday, December 15 10 p.m.
Reading Day Wednesday, December 16
Final Examinations Begin Thursday, December 17,
8:30 a.m.
Final Examinations End Wednesday,Decemqer 23 10
p.m.

Don't Jump!! Join The Beacon!!
Do you enjoy writing? Do you enjoy drawing? Maybe you
just enjoy having fun while learning new things. If so, the
Beacon has a position for you. We are always looking for
people to help with writing, drawing, or layout. No
experience is ever necessary just call ext. 379 or come up
and talk to one of our friendly staff members in our office
on the third floor of the Student Center. What have you

on the matur
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new additions c~
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SPRING SEMESTER-1988 (70 days)
Classes commence Wednesday, January 20 8 a.m.
Winter Break Wednesday, February 17 5 p.m.
Classes Resume Monday February 22 8 a.m.
Easter Break Friday March 25 5 p.m.
Classes Resume Tuesday, April 5 8 a.m.
Classes End Friday, May 6 10 p.m.
Final Examinations Begin Monday, may 9 8:30 a.m.
Fianl Examinations End Saturday, May 14 4:30 p.m.
Commencement Sunday, May 22 11 a.m.
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PAGE ELEVEN

outh holds key for
soccer success Lady Colonels anticipate good year
knee injury. Enter Lenny Rosanoff.
Lenny was called upon to complete
the rest of the game and did an
success of this year's team
outstanding job. If Saturday's
on the maturation rate of
season opener was -any indication of
man/first-year players. If
things to come, we· just may need
newadditions can mesh with all five keepers.
·
t which is already present
Hosanoff and the rest of the
Colonels' organization, this
Wilkes defense were able to shut
will be a productive one. At down the Baptist attack and recorded
ning of camp, ql1\te a few
the Colonels' first shutout. Ryan,
blended in with the more
Andy Renner, John Myers, and
ones. Some of the names
Doug Albertson aided Rosanoff in
you may be familiar with
the causes. Two new attacking
Paul "Chooch" Tavaglione,
midfielders were added to the
Jopa" Pursell, Gerard "G- _ starting roster this year.
Chris
Piazza, and Matt Ryan.
Shenefield and Mike Lenczycki are
imatcly a dozen new faces
destined to add some extn
tcd at the start of this excitment to the offense.
a campaign, including five
Shenefield helped the Colonels
goalies.
.muster the offense needed to defeat
ou may be wondering why Baptist Bible. With time running
y goalies were recruited. out in the first half, the Colonel's
when both Don Shaw and freshman darted down the left side
ins graduated last year of the field and crossed the ball into
Coach Phil Wingert didn't the goal area in order to create a
any time looking for dangerous scoring opportunity.
cnts. You may still be While the ball was in flight, it was
to yourself, "Okay, so they redirected by Gerard Piazza onto the
goalies, why do they need awaiting foot of John Pursell. The
To explain these questions shot beat the Baptist goalie cleanly
e to take you back to as netting rippled behind him.
' prcseason opener against
Wilkes
next home contest
Bible, In which freshman will be nect Tuesday at 4:00 against
Tronkowski had to be Division
III
power The
off the field because of a University of Scranton.

also have several skillful upper
classmen returning. The seniors
include: Debbie Decesare, Susan
Dicton,
Debbie Marquart, and
The Lady Colonel hockey
Donna
Vasquez.
Also returning
earn will start its 1987 season
vhen it hosts the Misericordia are junior Jennifer Gluc and
sophmores Donna Brown, Brenda
~ougars on Saturday. The team is
·oming off an outstanding 1986 Fyfe, Alisa Gellar, Tara Haas,
:eason and 1987 looks just as Kelly Wandel, and Susan Barr who
took on the newly opened task of
1romising.
· The lady stickers have both tending goal.
In addition to the dedicated
youth and experience on their side.
upper
classmen, Coach Meyers has
They are led by their talented
captains Kim Cooper, Joyce Dait, an outstanding group of incoming
and Jane Zeller. Each member of freshmen. The freshmen include
the trio is entering her fourth Jennifer Huber, Martina Petrosky,
varsity season as a lady colonel. Dawn Smith, Toni McCormack,
Resides the eaptians, the stickers Khiet Huynh, Susan Harris, Kristin
by Wendy Shwed and
David Hassler

Terwilllnger. These new stickers
have speed, excellent attitudes and
good team spirit. They should
prove to be very valuable in the
1987 season.
Coach Meyers has used her
experienced letterwomen as well as
newcomers to develop a new
attacking unit and replace losses due
to graduation. Meyers is happy
with the team's attitude and its
sdesire for a winning season.
The team will be playing five
MAC teams this year and has tough
games early on. We wish the beat
of luck to the lady stickers and hope
that everyone will come · and
·support their efforts.

Trivia '87
by Lee Morrell
Welcome back to school,
students and sports fans alike. It's
quite nice to finally hear talk of
football. This weekend will see the
start of the Wilkes Campaign. The
boys will be home against Cortland
State at l:30p.m. Let's all get out
there and cheer them on.
Off the "Rah Rah" stuff and on
to the business at hand, TRIVIA!
As I had mentioned, real football
starts this weekend, so why not
start with some Pro-Football
questions.
Question #1
Whose 10 season record as head
coach of the Raiders was 103-32-7,
with an impressive .750 winning
· percentage?

SENIOR FIELD HOCKEY PLAYERS Jane Zeller Debbie
DeCesare, Joyce Diat. kneeling, Donna Vasquez, su'san Dicton,
Kim Cooper, Debbie Mar uart.
·

CER CAPTAIN'S Matt Ryan and Paul Tavaglione

12
IS
19
21
26
30

at Messiah
SCRANTON
at Upsala
VIRGINIA TECH
FDU-MADISON
MUHLENBERG

2:00 p.m.
4:00 p.m.
1:30 p.m.
4:00 p.m.
11:00 a.m.
4:00 p.m.

WOMEN WANTED
The Women's Varsity
Soccer Team is in it's first
season and looking for anyone
·.villing to give a new team a try.
Practice is at Kirby Park near the
tennis courts (not the W_ilkes
courts) every week day at
4:15pm. For more info-call
Kelley at (829-9786 or ext. 105)
or call the athletic dept. at ext
340.

R

LYCOMING
ELMIRA
7 JUNIATA
at Moravian
4 ELIZABETHTOWN
7 LYNCHBURGH
at Albright
ALLENTOWN
LOCK HAVEN
at Susquehanna

11:00 a.m.
2:00 p.m.
3:00 p.m.
1:30 p.m.
3:30 p.m.
2:00 p.m.
3:00 p.m.
3:00 p.m.
3:00 p.m.
11:00 p.m
2:30 p.m
1:30 p.m

FIELD HOCKEY
SEPTEMBER
Sat.
12 MISERICORDIA
. Thurs. 17 at East Stroudsburg
Sat.
19 at Albrighy
Tues. 22 - SUSQUEHANNA
Thurs 24 LEBANON VALLEY.
Sat.
26 DELAWARE VALLY
Sun.
27 St. Lawrence (at Bloomsburg)
Tues. 29 at Scranton

BOWLING CLUB IS BACK!
We meet Fridays from 4pm-6pm·
at Chacko's Bowling Lanes.
Bnwling officially starts Friday,
September 11th. Set up your
own team of four persons, or
come on your own. This is
open to both faculty and
students. For information call
Wally (President) at 825- 7809 o
Len (VP) at 825-2609.

If you know tell us, if you don't
better luck next time. The prize is
$5.00 as usual. We are on the 3rd
floor of the SUB or at ext. 379

Thurs. 1
Sat.
3
Sun.
4
Tues.
6
Sat.
10
Wed.
14
Fri.
16
Sat.
24
Sun.
25

OCTOBER
MARYWOOD
WESLEY
at FDU-Madison
at Lycoming
JUNIATA
at Messiah
CORTAND
ELIZABETHTOWN
BLOOMSBURG

1:00 p.m.
3:30 p.m.
1:00 p.m.
3:30 p.m.
3:30 p.m.
1:00 p.m.
10:00 a.m.
4:00 p.m.

4:00 p.m.
2:00 p.m.
2:00 p.m.
4:00 p.m.
1:00 p.m.
3:30 p.m.
4:00 p.m.
11:00 a.m.
1:00 p.m.

�Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA

No.1

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•
•
87 Colonels look to continue w1nn1ng
Hubert, sophmore Keith
and junior Jim Pyrah, who
as a freshman. All foi
good shot at starting.
Graduation also took
on the linebacker position.
will move from defensive

by Bill Kem
Last season the Wilkes
College Colonels enjoyed their first
winning season since 1974. Most
people would see this season as a
down year, but with thirty returning

letrennan headed by All-American

Tony DiGrazia and pre-season AllAmericans Joe Daches and Mark
Habeeb the outlook for the 1987 ·
season looks very bright
A mojor key for a successful
season will depend on
young
rebuilt offensive line which returns
only one starter. Head Coach Bill
Unsworth feels that the talant
returning in the skilled posistions
will make the offense explosive.
"The versatility of our skill people
will help our offensive line, which
we've had to rebuild," stated
Unsworth. "This could be a real
fun year."
Leading the Colonel attack
will be senior Carl Deluca, who
will replace Brad Scarborough who
holds almost every Colonel passing
record. "Carl's a different type of
athelete than Brad was. He is more
patient, so we'll see more secondary
receivers catching the ball."
Lining up behind Deluca at
fullback
will
be
sophmore
Courtney Mcfarlane who missed
last season because of a knee
mJury. "McFarlane's got blazing
speed." Unsworth added, "He gives
us what we didn't have last year,
that speed."
Sophmore Dean Ambosie,
who set a record with most rushing
yards as a freshman with 912 yards
will start at one wingback. "Dean's
got to learn half-back and fullback
so we can play him at other
places," said Unsworth. "We'll have
both Dean and Courtney in the
backfield and who are you going to

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outside linebacker, while
linebacker junior Andy B
sophmore Steve Tehans~
leading canidates. Also I
b,eak the staniag liae•
(rr ,
Scott Rauch and sophm
, ~
Miller.
\
The secondary looks~
of the strong points of the
~ J:#
Defense. Four year s
Wall
will join Ha
comerback. Senior Fred
junior Mike Canterella
duty at strong safety.
starter Dan Dougherty will
free safety.
Handling the kicking
will be junior Shawn
FOOTBALL CAPTIANS Bob Wall,
Daches, and Tony DiGrazia
Doing the punting will be
----:--::----------~--:---""""'."~~----------:---:--:------------ Harold Magnotta.
stop?"
against the Colonels.
by being named defensive player of
Next Saturday at 1:30
There will be three players
Heading the offensive line will
the week. Habeeb was one of the Colonels will host Corti
also seeing considerable time at be junior Jim Byrne. Byrne is the
steadiest
preformers
in
the It will be the first of
wingback for the Colonels: junior only returning starter from last
Colonel's secondary with six challenges facing this yeai
P.J. Solazzo, who missed last year's offensive line that only
interceptions.
So next Saturday take ab
season with a shoulder injury, yielded fifteen quarterback sacks.
The . defensive line will be the books and give some
fellow junior Jim Farrell who Starting at the other guard will
bolstered by the return of senior the Colonels.
finished in the top ten in receptions either be senior transfer Sam Daniel
Mike Duncan who missed last , - - - - - - - - -in the MAC, and sophnore Billy or junior Jim Feldusen. Sophmore
season with a knee injury. Also on
George who started every game for Dale Cargin will start at center,
the defensive line will be sophmore SEPTEMBER
the
Colonels
last
year
with fellow
sophmore Kyle
Timmy
Hopkin's
who
saw Sat. 12 CORTLAND
"Those are two of the best Sheckler and jun_ior Bill Kem
considerable playing time as a Sat. 19 at Albright
receivers in the nation," said starting at the tackle spots.
freshman, and promising freshman Sat. 26 SUSQUEHANNA
Unsworth referring to seniors Tony Rounding off the offensive line at
Brian Cwalinski who should see
DiGrazia and Ron Ulitchney. tight end is sophmore Mike
~ot of playing time.
OCTOBER
DiGrazia ranked first in the MAC Harrison who started the second half
For four years All-American Sat. 3 MORA VIAN
and sixth in the nation in receiving of the season for the Colonels.
Bernie Kusakavitch was a dominant Sat. 10 at Upsala
and set a single season record for
The Colonels' defense will be
force from his defensive end spot. Sat. 17 at Delaware Val
the Colonels with 65 receptions. lead by pre-season All- Americans
There are four players batttling for Sat. 24 Lebanon Valley
Ulitchney finished second in the Joe Daches and Mark Habeeb.
the two defensive end spots. Sat. 31 WIDENER
MAC in receptions and made it Daches, who played defensive end
Leading the list of canidates is
impossible to play double coverage last season, was honored last season
junior Kevin Ronalds, junior Larry NOVEMBER
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•Purcell... . John is a senior ~usiness. Aclip.inistratioris major from Upper\
'Black Eddy, Pa. Purcell;a midfielder scored the winning goal ill last
Saturday's game against Baptist Bible. Ptn:cell's, goalcame late in the .
first half of the game on ap assist by Girard Piazza. The goal was.an 18
September 15th. Anyone
&lt;yard volley kn(?Cked int&lt;&gt; the ~ft hand CQrnet 9f the goat A photo of ed should sign up at lhe
&gt;John was not availab}y at pt~ time.
Information Office in lhe
floor of W eckesser Hall.

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22
), 1987

rre

A 187

What is
Security's job?
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

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delivered

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alley Hi
winner,
&gt; run

horn

~ now 5, has
nes tobe
ogether.
travel
a doubl
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basks in the glow of achievement at last Thursday's student

me had
lllton pull
f the sev
1ith a 51 the game.
iColbiclca,

ior, Joe

Is
's
Caldwell gave up
the winning
Id suffered the
1

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Oswald pitc
wming perf
ricka also
RBI's in the
odnar, Jill
medy, Marg
:aporito all
&gt; the winning
scored six
hree in the
cher Bonnie

10
0

Some of the buildings around
will look different next fall
use several administrative offincluding the Student Affairs
and the Health Services
will be moving over the
:ner. To accomplish these
:es, Hollenback Hall, a wornresidence hall, · will be conto an office building.
Dean of Student e-.ffairs Jane
pe-Groh explained the moves.
--The Student Affairs Office
be moved from Weckesser Hall
lhe front suite of rooms on the
dfloor of the Student Center.
--The Health Services Office,
uding Campus Counseling and
First Aid Squad, will move
the second floor of the .Student
ter to the first floor of
lenback. This was planned,
~ned Lampe-Groh, so that
ent lounges and the widescreen
room can be moved into the
currently occupied by Health
ices.
--Testing Services, under Dr.
ph Kanner, and the Cooperative
cation Office, under Cheryl
will also move to

Hollenback "in an attempt to
centralize some student services,"
said Lampe-Groh.
The Co-op
Office, now on the third floor of the
Alumni House, will be converted
for use in the annual Phonathon.
--The Health Sciences Office,
un~er Dr. Ralph Rozelle, will be
located in Hollenback next year
instead of the suite of rooms it now
occupies in Evans Hall. That set of
rooms in Evans will be converted
into an apartment for an Assistant
Director of Residence Life in order
"to get an adult presence into that
dorm," said Lampe-Groh.
Another set of rooms in
Pickering Hall will be converted to
an apartment for a second Assistant
Director of Residence Life. LampeGroh explained that because Sue
Tomalis, cmTent Assistant Director
of Residence Life, will leave
Wilkes to attend Dickinson Law
School, two new assistant directors
will be hired. According to LampeGroh, tile College has already
begun aC: vertising to fill these
positions.
Tomalis' apartment above
McClintock Hall will be converted
into student rooms for the fall

Continued on p. 5

Students drink on
dike, seen by police

tudent deans move
nto Student Center
byElizabeth Mazzullo

In the wake of several events
that have occurred on campus this
semester, most notably the incident
involvi ng Marc Graves, many
people have been asking, "What
docs Security do on campus?"
Many also wonder if the guards,
many of whom are older, could be
very effective in crisis situations.
Currently, the Security Office
in Stark Lobby is manned from 9
p.m. to 9 a.m. Monday through
Thursday and 24 hours a day on
weekends, beginning Friday at 9
p.m . Eight to ten guards make up
the security force. A guard is on
duty in Pickering Hall from
midnight to 6 a.m. every night;
guards are also stationed in Miner
Hall and Evans Hall from 2 a.m. to
7 a.m. each night.
These are,
according to security guard Tom

Donahue, the only buildings with
guards stationed in them.
"Two auxiliary guards outside
are supposed to check all the
buildings, make sure things are
locked, and if they're not, they call
me [at the Security Office] and I
send maintenance to lock them up,"
Donahue said.
He explained that
the two guards cover two "zones"-from McClintock to Kirby Hall and
from Kirby to Barre Hall.
He added that the purpose of
having guards patrol the campus is
mainly "psychological--to have a
presence out there."
"There's always somebody
manning a phone," Donahue noted,
explaining that Security can be
reached either at the Office, ext.
399, or at the desk in Pickering,
ext. 473.
The ability of Security to

Target date for the move is
June 25, according to Lampe-Groh.
Student Center hours should
not be changed, according to LampeGroh, and student leaders will still
be able to get into their offices
when the Student. Center is closed.
Only one student office will be
affected by the move--the Accounting and Business Club Office,
which will move to the First Aid
Squad Room .
The widescreen TV room and
the student lounges will be moved
to the rear of the second floor. New
furniture was purchased for the
lounges earlier this year, andLampeGroh said she also wanted to get
curtains and pictures for the walls.
Lampe-Groh thinks several
"plusses" will result from the move
of the Student Affairs Office to the
Student Center.
"We'll have closer physical
proximity to student offices," she
said. "I personally would hope that
students would continue to use
Weckesser for meetings because I
feel it's important for them to be in
that building."
The layout of the rooms in the

Continued on p. 3

by Elizabeth Mazzullo
A group of students were
involved in an incident with the
police last week for drinking on the
River Commons and for having a
keg of beer "hidden" on the
opposite side of the dike, according
to Dean of Student Affairs Jane
Lampe-Groh.
Lampe-Groh said she didn't
know who was responsible for the
incident. "Somebody decided that
the way to cool off was to get
beer," she said.
Lampe-Groh explained what
happened last Tuesday. - She said
that the policeman who came on
duty at 3 p.m. drove down River
Street and saw a line of cars parked
outside Sterling Hall and a group of
students with cups in their hands
standing on the Commons.
A
patrolman was then sent to Kirby
Park; he could "clearly" see the keg
from there, she said. The police
next sent a patrol car along the dirt
road behind the dike.
Lampe-Groh noted, "It is my
belief that the Wilkes-Barre City
Police had an undercover agent who
was at the gathering for the better
part of an hour."

Lampe-Groh said she received
a phone call from the College at
approximately 6 p.m. last Tuesday
to the effect that four cars were
parked on the sidewalk outside
Sterling and that "kids were
drinking beer" on the Commons.

Continued on p. 4

�PAGE TWO

April 30, 1987

A Letter from the President

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These are the memories
that college is made of
The end of the spring semester is a busy time for all.
There are papers to be written .... and papers to be graded.
Last month's project needs to be finished before it reappears
as an incomplete on the grade report. It seems that we are
sometimes so busy with other matters that we don't have
time to think.
For the graduating seniors the end of the year crunch
will mark the end of our career as undergraduate college
students. It's important, however for us to find some time
before, during, or after finals to reflect on our years here at
Wilkes.
·
The College has undergone a number of changes in the
past year or two--some positive, some negative. The Black
Students Coalition was formed on campus to act as a support
group for black students. A peer counseling group has been
established so that students can talk to students about
problems. Physically, the Stark Lobby received a face lift
creating a bright new congregation area for students. The
Programming Board greatly increased the number of
activities available on campus. All of these changes either
affect students or are brought about by students.
·
Seniors can ,now enjoy.the perspective of being at the
end of the road and looking back at all we've accomplished
and all we've done. The most outstanding memories for us
will undoubtedly be the time spent outside of the classroom-the extra time making posters for the comedy show,
organizing the club trip to New York, serving on a
student/faculty committee responsible for making decisions,
or writing that weekly editorial. These are the memories that
college is made of.
.
The activities in which students are involved become a
part of the college as well as part of the individual student.
Next year, or the year after, or whenever those who graduate
return to Wilkes the connection between the the student and
the College will still be here. Even if Stark Lobby becomes
classrooms, the memory of the coffeehouse you helped
organize will still be there.
·
We seniors who are at the end of our college career
cannot bring back lost time. But next year's graduates and
the graduates of the future can begin to make the memories
now by getting involved in campus activities and shaping the
direction of the College before commencement day.

-m;ui 1!Lltacon
VOL. XXXIX No. 23 April 30, 1987
Editor-in-chief.. ....................................................... Pamela K. Jones
News Editor.........................................................Elizabeth Mazzullo
Feature Editors ...................................................... Lorri Steinbacher
...................................................... Michelle Munday
Sports Editor............. ...... ................................................ Jim Pyrah
Copy Editor ........................................................ Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editors ... ................................................. Murnal Abate
...................................................... Lisa Miller
Staff Photographer........................................................ Bruce Alexis
Advertising Manager ................................................._.Mark Shedlock
Business Manager ......... :...........................................:J~el Fomaloni
Distribution Manager.......................................... ...........Joe Bauman
Advisor ...... ................ ......... .. ......................... .. ........ .... Tom Bigler·
Contributing ·Writers: Lee S. Morrell, Q Jane Circa, John Cusatis,
Kathy Harris, John Gordon, Bill Barber, Korrie Everett, Dave Serino.

· Dear Students,
As we all prepare for the end of the 1986-87 academic year and the adventures ahead, I want to
upon some developments at Wilkes over the past year. Now near the end of my third year as presided,
sense the growing strength of the College in almost every area.
The new administrative organization has given sharper focus to our curriculum, including the ex ·
discussions over a revised core curriculum. Faculty are working together ever more effectively to prepare
these changes even as they are committing themselves individually to professional development acti ·
linked to the curricular needs of Wilkes. This collaboration is taking place within departments and be
departments and schools. The interdisciplinary perspectives we have been working to foster in our slll
are being demonstrated among the faculty.
Recent statewide appointments suggest the growing recognition of Wilkes' educational leadership
colleagues elsewhere in the Commonwealth. Dr. Umid Nejib, Dean of the School of Engineering
Physical Sciences, has been elected President of the Association of Engineering Colleges of Pennsyl
while Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy, Dean of Graduate Studies and Continuing Education, has been elected
of the Pennsylvania Association of Graduate Schools. I have been named to a state task force to
strengthen the preparation of teachers and the profession of teaching itself in Pennsylvania in light of
recent Carnegie Commission report on teaching. A national conference on teaching was held at Wilkes
this month bringing school and college representatives together to discuss the Carnegie report. Frtd
Hechinger, education specialist on the New York Times. member of the Carnegie Commission and rec·
of an honorary doctorate from Wilkes, gave a forceful keynote address. Our new friends from throughom
country were impressed by the talent, dedication, and innovative programs for teachers they saw at w·
They were also admiring of the beauty of the campus and of Wilkes-Barre.
· While enrollment figures for the fall will not be complete until late August, the early indications
positive. We appear to be bringing in a large and talented freshman class. The competition to enter w·
among strong students has increased in just one year. The efforts of the Admissions staff, led by
Vinovrski and aide4 by the faculty support and enthusiasm indicated above, have contributed to this optirn·
· picture.
.
Along with improvements in almost every athletic team's perfonnance and the continuing w·
ways of our debate team, student efforts are also shining through. The musical and drama performances
to get better and better. · The quality and character of The Beacon itself has added to the positive IOllC
campus which has encouraged serious discussion of difficult issues. No indicator of improvement stnd
more forcefully than the initiation of 80 students into the national Physics Honor Society this past week.
believe this is a sign of renewal of disciplined intellectual development not only among Wilkes students,
· among students in general as the demands of a much more competitive world begin to be understood.
We are preparing for more physical changes on the campus to better utilize our buildings to im
students life. Not all the plans are complete, but we hope to make ~ moves this summer that will ·
students and faculty ·together more effectively. There may be surprises greeting returning students next
which I think will add to the sense of improvement on our campus. I am optimistic about the energies
leadership coming from Student Affairs staff under Dean Lampe-Groh as this will affect the quality of
life on campus. ·
A little-noted but significant change began this past year in the area of increased
responsibility. While some of the irresponsible behavior, primarily associated with alcohol abuse, con·
· there has been growing evidence of positive initiatives by students themselves to create social opportu ·
not dependent on alcohol and drugs. The programming of weekend cultural and recreational activities loci
quantum jump over the last year. As revealing to me, those students who were brought before
disciplinary boards for infraction of the rules accepted the judgement and punishments from their peers
ways that indicated understanding of the need for this campus community--as for the society at large-·IO
laws which must be enforced for the safety and health of all.
Finally, I have been impressed over the past several weeks when meeting seniors in various ·
to discover the successes they are having in gaining entrance to graduate and professional schools and tog
entry-level jobs in their fields of preparation. As we join in your Commencement on May 17, I hope sen·
will be thinking not only about your professional futures but about your citizenship and your contin
personal growth. You will have the opportunity at Commencement to hear an historian, Dr. John
Franklin, and a poet, Dr. Samuel Hazo, both of whom will receive honorary doctorates of humane I
Dr. Hazo has given stirring poetry readings at Wilkes and in our region over the past several years, using
power of poetry to help us better understand our contemporary lives. Dr. Franklin, one of the nation's
distinguished historians, will speak about the bicentennial of the Constitution. From his career as the I
scholar of the Black experience in America and as an intellectual architect of the monumental Brown vs.
Topeka Board of Education decision of the Supreme Court in 1954 calling for desegrated schools, he
challenge us all to act upon our knowledge and our values as citizens to preserve and strengthen this
governing nation.
_
Good luck to all of us as we approach important new opportunities and responsibilities starting
summer.
.

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the
.individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be
withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be
signed to insure validity.

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Sincerely,
President Christopher Bre·

To All who were recognized at the Awards Luncheon last week:
Congratulations!

Contributing Photographers: Elizabeth Mazzullo, Wilkes College
P.R. Office.

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To the Seniors -- 17 days, and counting!
To All, wishes for a safe, productive and healthy, happy summer.
Jane Lampe-Groh Paul S. A

�April 30, 1987

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ncerely,
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mpe-Groh

Well, it's the end of the year.
last Beacon of the year. Time
reflect, to look back on the year
's passed, to look forward to
er vacation, that first · "real
' or grad school. ...
Sounds like a good way· to
the last column of the year to
anyway. This column's been
but I Cfi,Jldtl't have done it
· ut all of you, my always. ul readers.
But to show my appreciation
all the support I've gotten from
my fans, this year, I'd like to
you a little end-of-the-year
t, of sorts. I want to answer
question that I'm sure has been
· g all of you sleepless nights
brain-trying days since JanJust who is this Q. Jane Circa,
y?
rm glad you asked. I'm sure
yof you think there's no such
nas Q. Jane Circa. Of course
is .. . . it's just that no one at
es has seen me for several
Probably most of you think

a current student at Wilkes.
be you even think "Q. Jane
" is a pen name for a member
The Beacon staff. Some of you
t have even spent hours trying
pick me out in crowds at
etball games or gym parties--or
gto find out where I live.
You won't find my name on
current roster at Wilkes or in
list of dorm students, and you
\ see· me in any of your
You see, I graduated from
es in 1971 as an English
· , went to grad school, picked
acouple of degrees in literature,
am now living in New York
How, then, do I find out
s h?ppening at my ol' alma
. Easy--1 have a copy of The
n sent to me every week, and

•

PAGE THREE

Jane Circa

IS
then I write my column and send it
back to The Beacon in time for the
next issue.
Why do I ·do it? In the hopes
of pointing out some of the more
obvious policies and behaviors that
threa~en to darken the name of my
beloved alma mater forever?
Hell, no. I do it because The
Beacon pays me to write a column
for them each week.
Y eall, that's right. I do it for
the money. Y'see, I told you I've
got a couple of graduate degrees and
that I live and work in New York
City. I forgot to mention that I'm
a cocktail waitress in a dive bar in
Greenwich Village. Yep, that's me.
An intellectually fulfilled waitress.
And the money's not that good, no
matter what they tell you.
So
when I heard that I could make
some beer money by writing a
special column for The Beacon, I
figured, "What the hell, I need the
bucks!"
Why am I only a waitress after
all those years of school? Well,
there just aren't that many jobs in
higher education. Especially when
your area of special study is Old
Norse Literature. Face it, you're
not going to get that many job
offers short of a McDonald's,
'cause most of the universities that
actually offer courses in Old Norse
have faculty members teaching
those courses who look like they
.inst got off the boat--the Vikings'
boats, that is--and they show no
signs of going off to join their
forefathers yet Waitressing looks
~e a good thing after a few years'
worth of unemployment, let me tell
you!
But enough about my sorry
economic state. I'm sure what you
· really want to know about me is
what I'm really like as a person.
During the Sixties, when I
went to Wilkes, I used t0 be a
hippie. Long hair, beads, tie-dyed
jeans, aTtd all. Used to walk around
scribbling the wor~ to Bob Dylan
songs on walls. H~y •.J
a Bob

was

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at .4 p.m.

Dylan groupie. I was in love with
that man. Never missed a single
one of his concerts that -I could
drive, walk, or hitchhike to. I
ended up majoring in English 'cause
I wanted to be a poet like Dylan; I
thought it'd be a neat sort of thing
to do with my life.
'Course, I ended up going to
grad school because I really couldn't
decide what else to do after graduation. How, after all, does one go
about being a professional poet?
{Although I really was
a
hippie, I'd been raised in an uppermiddle class family. The Protestant
work ethic is a hard thing. to rid
yourself of, especially when your
father tells you he'll pay for you to
go to school for a few more years!
Besides, in case you hadn't already
guessed, I'm something of an
opportunist)
Managed to spend most of the
next ten years in graduate school,

doing one thing or another. I even
spent a couple of months working
as director of a residence hall (what
a trip); taught freshman English for
a while; wrote for a few newspapers
(mostly obituaries). So you see, I
know quite a bit about what goes
on at college campuses. Wilkes is
no different from most of them,
either.
What am I like today? First of
all, I'm not a hippie anymore. If I
could make enough money to buy a
Volvo, I'd become a Yuppie. As it
is, I'm a waitress/sometime poet/
Beacon
columnist with a used
Toyota and high aspirations.
As far as my attitude goes, I've
gotten a lot more cynical over the
years. Used to be an idealist. I
wrote a column a lot like this one
when I was a senior at Wilkes, and
I really believed at that time that by
trying to point out what I thought
was wrong about the way things

?

•

were run at the College that it'd
make some difference.
But my attitude's changed over
the years. Face it, when the time
comes that David Crosby makes the
cover of People magazine with an
expose of his drug addiction, it's .
time for all of us old idealists-hippies · or not--to give up our
beliefs for the price of a six-pack.
So I've tried in this column to
recreate some of what I felt back
when I was at Wilkes. Maybe not
for the right reasons, but hey, us
aging Huppies {latter-day hippies
who want to be yuppies) have to
eat too, don't we?
I wish I could write more, but
I have to -g o to work--the regulars
down at Sam's Bar &amp; Grill are
waiting for me....
If you're ever in New York,
won't you come see me? Just ask
for Q. (for Queen, in case you
wondered) Jane.

A panel of Wilkes alumni discussed the value of extra curriculars at a seminar
held ·. before break. Pictured are (from left) Jane Elmes-Crayhall, Betty DeCosmo,
Susan Hr.itiak, Donna O'Toole, Sandra Long, and Michelle James.

Move

Obituary

Continued from p. 1

Student Center, said Lampe-Groh,
provides a way for students to leave
the deans' offices.after a counseling
session without going back througt
This ii
County Planning Commission, the reception area.
president of the Wyoming Valley important for people who neec
Industrial
Development
and couns.eling, Lampe-Groh added.
When asked if she felt tha·
Building fund, a member of the
Chamber of Commerce Committee moving from Weckesser would cu
of 100 and a director of First . the student deans off from the res
of the administration, Lampe-Grot
Eastern Bank.
He was also active in the local said; "My- ihteiaction with tht
Jewish community, serving as president and with the vice-presiden
president of the local United Jewish for academic affairs is guaranteec
Appeal, president of Wilkes-Barre's weekly just by virtue of meetings."
"And I think I can make tht
Jewish Community Center, presconcerns
of students known just ru
ident of Temple Israel, and an
overseer of the Jewish Theological effectively if I'm half a blod
away," she added.
Seminary in New York.

Weiss dies
. Fonner Wilkes Trustee Aaron
eiss died earlier. this month at the
geof.9l
. Weiss retired from the Board of
rus~ of Wilkes College · in
1972.
Besides serving on the
oard, Weiss also donated a
ormitory hall--Weiss IJall--to the
ollege.
An active member of the
ommunity and respected local
usinessman, Weiss was the
ounder of the Triangle · Shoe
ompany. He was one of the
riginal members of the Luzerne

�PAGE FOUR

April 30, 1987

Drinking
Continued from p. 1
She said that Assistant Dean of
Student Affairs Paul Adams and
Assistant Director of Residence Life
Sue Tomalis accompanied her to
the scene, "with the intent that the
three of us would break that party
up."
When they got there , LampeGroh said, the police were ready to
arrest the students. Lampe-Groh
told the police she would handle the
incident and made the decision not
to give the students' names to the
palice.
Lampe-Groh stressed that
drinking alcoholic beverages on city
property is illegal, and pointed out
that this is stated in the Student
Handbook.
"It becomes critical · that
students are aware of what's in the
Handbook and that the College and
obviously the city officials fully
expect students to live by their
regulations," Lampe-Groh concluded.

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s

lien named assistant dean
Mark R. Allen has been named
Assistant Dean of Students at
Wilkes College, announced President Christopher Breiseth.
Allen, in addition to serving as
Assistant Dean, will also retain his
fonner duties as Director of
Residence Life at Wilkes. He will
work out of the Student Affairs
Office, which will be located in the
Student Center next year, but will
still remain in daily contact with
the Residence Life Office.
At the present time, Allen said
he doesn't have any plans for his
new position.
"I have a very
general idea of my responsibilities,"

D

he said. "I'm still very much
involved in my current position."
A graduate of the State
University of New York at
Oneonta, Allen has extensive
experience in both student governance and student counseling. At
Oneonta, he earned a Bachelor of
Arts degree in both Business
Economics and American History.
He then earned the Master of
Science in Counseling with a
concentration in College Counseling.
His practicum was in
Residence Life and Career Planning
and Placement.

Allen served as Assistant Dean
of Students and Residence Life at
SUNY-Oneonta from 1980 until
his appointment at Wilkes as
Director of Residence Life in 1986.
In addition to his student life
governance
and
counseling
background, alien has also worked
extensively in career planning and
placement, programming, orientation, and financial aid.
Breiseth said, "Wilkes is
fortunate in having Mark as a
member of the Student Affairs
Office. His experience and expertise will serve our students well."

Two speakers named
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

nd in a crisis has been
tioned since the incident
lving Graves occurred.
Beth Finn, resident assistant in
e~s Hall, where the incident took
e, said that she called Security
they said they would respond
ediately."
Donahue, who was on duty in
that night, explained what
pened. "I called the zone guard
told him to go over. He was
the other end of the zone, and
sergeant was coming over to
·eve me because I was going off
ty," he said, adding that instead of
·eving him, the sergeant went to
eiss.
Donahue explained that he also
led Maintenance (because their
ice is behind Weiss), and that
·ntenance got to the scene just
the police arrived.

He added that he went over to
Weiss also, but noted, "By the time
we got there, the cops were there.
We handled it the best we could."
Donahue explained the reason
for the delay, saying that the person
who called dialed ext. 473 instead of
ext. 399. The guard in ,Pickering
then had to call the Security Office
in SLC, and, said Donahue, "I was
making rounds in Stark."
Beth Finn criticized the length
of time it took Security to come to
the scene. She said she called the
police directly after she called
Security, but that both arrived at
the same time. "It surprised me,"
she said, "and it disgusted me."
"I think we should get the old
guys out of here," Finn added. "I've
heard that over and over again."
She believes that what's been
happening this semester "should be
telling the school something" about
the effectiveness of the security
force.

Two noted scholars, John
Hope Franklin and Samuel Hazo,
will
speak
at
Wilkes'
Commencement. Commencement
ceremonies will be held May 17 at
Ralston Field.
The Commencement speaker
will be Franklin, who will receive
an honorary Doctor of Humane
Letters degree. Franklin, a leading
historian and scholar, is the James
P. Duke Professor Emeritus of
History at Duke University.
Franklin also taught at several other
institutions,
including
Fisk
University, Brooklyn College, and
the University of Chicago.
Franklin was also a member of
the research team whose work led to
the landmark Supreme Court
decision (Brown vs. the Board ·of
Education) which outlawed school
segregation.
His works include Racial
Equality in America
and

Reconstruction After the Civil War.
Hazo will also receive an
honorary degree of Doctor of
Humane Letters and will offer
remarks in response.
Hazo, a poet and scholar, is a

professor of English at Duquesne
University,
director
of
the
International Poetry Forum, and
editor of Byblos Editions for the
International Poetry Forum.

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At last Saturday's Cherry Blossom Festival, Mark Shedlock mans the booth for
the Programming Board. Several campus organizations joined in the festivities.

�April 30, 1987

PAGE SIX

Don &amp; Ed-- humor, music, &amp; mor
by Lorri Steinbacher
This week, the DJ of the Week
takes on a different format. The
featured DJs are Don Semyon and
Ed Buonocore. Don, a senior
marketing major from Avoca, PA,
and Ed, a sophomore communications major from Somerville,
NJ, are the members of the famous,
or infamous, Don and Ed Show
which airs Saturday from 4-7 p.m.
on WCLH, 90.7.
That's right, the men who
brought you the "Eat Your Favorite
Record" contest, a myriad of interesting slide shows, and scintillating
guests, now open themselves up to
the questions that everyone has
been asking.

The Beacon: We'll just start out
with some basic questions: When
did you stan at WCLH?
Don: I started there when I was a
freshman.
Ed: I started just this semester-I'm a sophomore.
Don: Yeah, I took him under my
wing (laughter from Ed.)
The Beacon: What first got you
interested in the station?
Don:
Well, I walked in and
thought it was the cafeteria. Next
thing I knew, I was on the air. In
these days of computerization, I
thought it was a fast food chain or
something (more laughter from Ed).
Ed: It always seemed interesting.
I sat in on a cpuple of my friend's
shows and thought it looked like

experience the theater.
Ed: Yeah, thanks to Don we had
the best seats in the city.
Don: We saw the best shows in
town.
Ed: For 25 cents you can't beat it.
Don: For 25 cents you get your
own private booth, and you can do
anything you want.
The Beacon:
Who are you
personal favorites in music?
Don: The Heat Miser and Snow
Miser.
Ed: And everybody's favorite
feline, Scruffy the Cat.
Don: We like to play music that
is commercially accessible, but that
big radio stations won't play
because they haven't heard of them.
The Beacon: Some examples?
Ed: Big Dish, Scruffy the Cat,
The
Cutting
Edge,
The
Smithereens.
We played the
Cutting Edge long before any other
station did. Now, three months
later, they're in the Top 40.
Don:
They pick their Number
One hits by listening to our show.
The Beacon:
What about the
heat miser and the snow miser?
Who sings what?
Don: I sing. Eddie's the human
beat box, and I'm the human lunch
box.
Ed: There was a pretaped weather
thing, but it didn't fit in with our
show. When the weather's good,
you get the heat miser, when the
weather's bad you get the snow
miser.
Don: Yeah, you don't even have

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admire her pi
desire. Th
her much frm
"tched her goal
tal hygienist
and so on.
she hasn't had
route, but I don'
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at Great Adventure, dressed up as
either Hong Kong Fooey or the
Hair Bear Bunch, any member will
do.
Ed: Our object is just to make
people happy
Don: We'd like to do it for a
living, for money.
The Beacon: Will WCLH help
you with these plans?
Don:
Yes, because I won . ten
dollars for selling the most subs
[during WCLH's annual sub sale].
Ed and I got pizza and we nourished
ourselves.

following
Don: Yeah, during the last show
we had lots of visitors. There were
girls screaming and banging on the
doors. We finally had to let them
out (laughter).
Ed: We get a lot of calls from
other schools--King's, Misericordia,
Scranton. We love to get requests.
Don: If his mother would stop
calling maybe some other people
could get a chance. You know, we
had to hire a girl? Not to take
requests, but we had to hire her
anyway.
fu~
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meet us. I think it's funny.
The Beacon: What's the premise I
behind your show? Andy has a jazz
1 The Beacon: How did the Don
,how; Mark and Tom have a rap I
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show; what's your catch?
1 you meet and come up with the
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Ed: It's new music with a twist.
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The Beacon: Are you involved
in anything else on campus?
Don: We have appeared in several
theater productions:
The Water
Engine, Hotel Paradiso, Dames at
~::c :r:s;nt from other New
Sea ...
The Beacon: What are some of
the other things you do on your
show?
Don: We have a very special event
planned.
It's a benefit for
. underprivileged college students-Financial Aid.
Ed:
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something
planned
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Don: Grand Master Bates ...
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Don: And Blow Dry. They're
Don: We showed our slides from Don: Seriously? I plan on openDon:
We actually like him
going to be doing the Rap Show.
our trip to New York and our ing my own ad agency.
because he reminds us of lubricants.
We also have Chico the Weather
fishing trip.
Ed: I have no idea. I think I'm
The Beacon: Do you get a lot Rat, and we were also the pioneers
The Beacon: How was your trip going to work for Donnie (laughter
of calls? Is your show popular?
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to New York?
from Don).
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campaign.
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show people
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Don and Ed hard at work during a typical day at the station ...

The Beacon: What's that?
Ed: It is this huge ugly jXX1m
a bird in the station [painled
local celebrity]. We wanled to
it removed.
Don: We got in trouble fer
one.
We're in the process
designing a new one anyway.
The Beacon: Do you get
trouble often?
Ed: The school is real
about what goes on on the
because of the new
regulations.
Don: It's been said that we'ic
the border. We sort of straddle
fence of decency.
Ed: We don't believe we
anyone. We never get any
about it. We don't see why
should worry or have the S
team standing outside the
waiting for us to slip.
Don: We are far from offi
We're a cross between K
Fran, and Ollie ...
Ed:
And Orville and
Wright.
Don: Two Wrights can't
wrong. We're in good taste,
of like a potato knish.
The Beacon: What about
"Win a Donut Date with Don
Ed?" Is that still going on?
Don: Yeah, get your entries
It's a random drawing.
The Beacon: Have you gOllfa
good response?
Ed: We g°" a lot We even
some entries on napkins and
paper.
Don: Yeah, and one on the ·
of a wolverine. That was kioo
gross.
The Beacon: What can the ·
ner expect?
Ed: Good converstaion, lOIS
laughs, and odd body noises.
The Beacon: Where can en ·
be sent?
Ed: Room 407 Miner Hall
Don: Suite 4-07.

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April 30, 1987

Beacon at the movies

A summer of sequels

isdirected

by John Gordon

Aneighbor of mine--I'll call
ma--has been trying doggedly
· a career ever since she quit
~I a decade ago.
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'I wanna show people I can be
ing," she explains.
I admire her persistence but
~r desire. This desire has
her much frustration as she
'tched her goal from secretary
lal hygienist to computer
and so on. In the past
, she hasn't had as much as a
route, but I don't mean that to
ding. She doesn't want a
route; she wants to be a
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I said, I admire her per. She obtained her GED
been studying all kinds of
and basic learning. But
this confused impression of
·cs that was engendered by
t parents who call a college
a "dat dere." And when she
IO understand the alphabet
'tched her goal to becoming
·sh teacher.
One day she decided to buy a
··ely new car. I use "rela' quite loosely. She took out
loan for fewer than two
and she explained to me," I
show people I have someShe decided, I guess, that
· g something" was probably
desirable than
"being
ing" anyway.
Ironically, having something
ly follows being something,
dtedecided to reverse the order.
, she seriously must be
ing or she will not be able
~Y off the bank for what it has
benevolently allowed her to
In the meantime, her daughter-I'll call Kelly--is growing up.
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the same awkward adolescent her
mother had become. Kelly, who
was the reason Nina quit high
school, was unmannerly and
academically repressed. Her grandmother was always calling me with·
questions about her homework.
One day she asked me what a
dictionary did.
But the other day I was amazed
when I went over to their house to
ask Nina for a ride to the garage to
pick up my wreck which was being
serviced. Kelly sat at a desk with a
dictionary, calculator, and a growing set of Funk &amp; Wagnalls
Encyclopedias from IGA. I spoke
with her for the first time in a few
years. She spoke articulately and
logically.
She had brought the
academic world into that house and
seemed to be single-handedly buoying herself above the ignorance of
her elders, ~ho were learning some
basics from this ten-year-old. Kelly
was humble too; her grandmother
was bragging a bit about the things
Kelly knew.
As for Kelly's mother, Nina,
life will continue as a perpetual
conflict between her desire and her
achievement It's a shame, too,
because I thought she was just
dumb by nature, but I thought that
of her daughter until she developed
some learning.
ButNinahasarrestedherdevelopment and has settled for allowing
people to see she has something.
Oh, she still wants to be something. She informed me of her new
ambition as we drove down to the
garage that warm April evening.
"These car payments are
killing me," she complained. 'Tm
starting a new career this week."
"This week," I said. "Doing
what?"
"I'm not gonna be a nutri- tionist. I'm gonna be a dancer . .
.at Bourbon Street. I gotta be something if I wanna keep this car."

Michael
Matthew Modine. It follows an 18 a top-notch thriller.
year old from his time in training Caine plays the leading role and
The summer crop of movies right up to the the Vietnam War. will be in hot pursuit of the killer
for 1987 is respectable, but it · This film opens on June 26. shark.
On
July
10,
Arnold
doesn't stack up even close to those Gardens of Stone opens tentatively
of summer's past. The magical in June and stars James Caan. The Schwarzeneggar will star in a futtouch of Steven Speilberg will be plot in this movie revolves around uristic thriller created by Stephen
King. The film is entitled Running
conspicuously absent once again. Kevin Costner will play Elliot
Man and it had• a budget of $17
Three of th e biggeS t summer box Ness. Look for this to be a shootmillion. For that kind of money,
office smashes came from him. 'em-up film. It comes from director
the movie better be good! The
These films included Jaws, Raiders Brian DiPalma who also directed
following
week, July 17, it's not a
the
t
th
of
LoS Ark, and e top box Scarface.
office smash ' ET.
Dragnet 87 also shows a lot bird; it's not a plane; it's Superman
4. The film has to be better than
One summer ago, the hit film of promise. This is due strictly to
the horrid Superman 3.
was Top Gun, starring Tom Cruise. the acting. The cast for this film
Bond is back!
But Roger
rod
That film was P uced by Don includes Tom Hanks and Dan
Moore isn't. British actor Timothy
Simpson and Jerry Buckheimer. Ackroyd. The Untouchables will
Evidently, th ese two know what th e open on June 5, while Dragnet 87 Dalton takes over the role in the
latest 007 adventure, The Living
public likes; they also produced opens June 26.
Daylights.
The rumors circulating
th
Beverly Hills Cop ' and eir new
There will also be a pair of
film is expected to be a top smash. films about Vietnam released in about this film, which opens July
31, say that it is action packed and
What's it called? Why, it's Beverly June. Stanley Kubrick (2001, The
Hills Cop 2 , of course.
Once Shining) will be at the helm for follows admirably in the tradition
again, Eddie Murphy will reprise Full Metal Jacket, which stars of its 007 ·predecessors.
August doesn't seem to hold
his role of Axel Foley. He'll be on the plight of a burned-out Vietnam
anything of promise in store. It
another case in fashionable Beverly veteran.
Hills with all of his buddies from
July should be the best of all seems the best film coming so far
th e firS t film. From the preview months for summer flicks. It all is Public Enemies. It stars Whoopi
clipsl've seen, Cop looks like a starts on July 3. "Just when you Goldberg and --oh boy!--John
sure bet. It opens May 20.
thought it was safe to go back in Travolta. Don't despair, though,
In June, two films based on the water again," along comes Indiana Jones 3 and Star Trek 5 are
old television shows will open. Jaws 87. Word has it that the pro- on the way! Until next year, enjoy
The Untouchables will star Robert ducers and director of this film have the movies.
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Saying good-bye
by Bill Barber

"Parting," as Juliet informs
her Romeo, "is such sweet sorrow."
Coming to the end of a semester
can seem to be pure joy, especially
after having a class in physiology
that you barely squeaked through,
or a term paper that you forced
yourself to write against all your
better judgment because, if the truth
were known, you truly hated
Wordsworth.
But at the end of the Spring
semester, the reality strikes home
Given by:
for many of us: "This is it. This
. is good-bye to the $1.60 lunch, or
Katharine Olivia
to blowing off algebra on a rainy
Date:
day to stay in your dorm or your
Sunday May 3, 1987
apartment with your best friend
Time:
eating doughnuts and ice-cream for
breakfast, and all the other college
3:30 PM
things that while they were
Works by:
happening seemed just to be
Telemann, Bach, Poulene, happening, but when they are over,
they're done. Period.
and Barber
All thesememories are stuffed
Place:
in a glass container to be put on the
Geis Hall-Dorothy Dickso shelf next to the pictures from your
Darte Center for the
high-school senior prom. Done.
Finished.
For some of us it's,
Performing Arts
"See you in the Fall." For others
Reception following the it's, "So long, and have a nice life."
performance
"Parting," if I were re-writing
Admission
is
free
Shalcespeare,
I might be
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __. tempted to say, "is,"
"the Pits!"

Senior Flute Recital

Knowing this, we all tempt
ourselves into believing that this
condition of separation will only be
temporary. We say "so-long, I'll
see you around." We habitually
convince ourselves that there will
be a tomorrow and that everything
will pick up right where it left off.
Sometimes, this just doesn't
happen.
With the Spring semester
drawing to a close, many of us will
be h~ading out into life, moving to
New York or California, or just
getting on with the business of not
going to college. If that's the case,
it's probably best to realize it, get a
good grip on it, and take the time
to say "Farewell" to the people
we've come to consider part of our
everyday lives.
No matter how attractive it
may seem to never again have to
take a computer class or have to do
research in the library trying to
meet a deadline, or all the other
inconsequential oddities that seemed
such a heavy burden while they
were happening, looking back on
one's college years is generally a
fond remembering. Over the years
it will seem that most of it was
fun, some of it was educational, and
all of it is going to exist forever in
that little glass jar.
Some of us will meet, quite

by accident over the years; you run
into each other in a shopping mall,
or over a business lunch, and you
recall "Oh, remember that horrible
lecture on 'Sexually Transmitted
Diseases'?" But mostly, you remember the good times, a sort of
long vision of recall that · includes
the sun shining on the lawn behind
Kirby Hall, or sitting in the lounge
with absolutely no classes that afternoon and six or seven friends to
share a good laugh with.
The kindest thing about human memory is that it seems to
filter out the long boring moments
and highlight only the good ones. I
know. I'm forty years old and when
I recall whole chunks of my life,
scenes out of a movie from the
many different experiences I've had,
I'd be hardpressed to say that any of
it, regardless of how it seemed
while I was living through it, was
bad. The filter process in my brain
has done a good job of leaving only
the better memories intact. One of
those memories will always be
Wilkes.
Whoever you are and wherever
you may be going, I'd just like to
take this moment to say hello,
thanks for being there, thanks for
all your wonderful smiles that I
will always remember. Thank you
and farewell.

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Macintoslfpersonal computer.And now
there are two models to choose from.
The Macintosh Plus, which comes
with one SOOK disk drive and afull megabyte of memory(expandable to four).
And the new Macintosh SE. Which

comes with either two built-in SOOK
drives, or one drive and an internal ·
20-megabyte hard disk. As well as a
choice of two new keyboards.
Inside,the SE also has an expansion slot, so you can add a card that lets
you share information over a campuswide network. Or another card that

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PAGEN1NE

No aardvarks need apply!
by Korrie Everett

/PilJiltll[t@lf(f

College is said to be "a learning
experience." Whoever said that
Duo Pianists
wasn't kidding!
As a college
freshman, I learned many things
that I am sure will someday benefit
'ng a unique All
me. I learned how to find the log
of a number and the cosine of a 90
d~ee angle; I learned how to conhwin program.
struct a minor scale and a major
triad. I learned about epiphanies
ctions include:
and flowers in English class. (And
dy in Blue, Porgy thanks to my roomie, I also learned
about slime molds!)
ss, and Concerto in
Besides "classroom stuff," I
learned practical things too. I've
learned how to do the laundry.
for Two Pianos.
First, you have to get up at 3 a.m.
,Thursday, April 30 to find a washer; then you separate
whites from darks, and DON'T put
bleach in with the darks! When it
Dorothy Dickson
comes time to dry your clothes,
don't bother; just wear them wet,
eCenter for the
because you'll never find a working
dryer!
I also learned how to cook. My
roomie, Sharon, and I only set off
is free to the public. the fire alarm once this semester!
_..__.....,._ _ _ _'( And, I learned how to take care of

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****Bob Garner****
Granted, he was magically
talented. This does not make up for
his sense of humor (or lack
thereof). As was said so often, "his
show would have been great if he'd
kept his mouth shut!"

lhe passing of the 1986mic year, the admin~ves special awards to
of the student body. In
with that, we at The
would like to present
ming Board awards (in The "Very Sorry I MISS" ed It
order).
Award"****BarryDrake****
This is the only Programming
Show"Slide
Board event that we at The Beacon
tt Jonesi"***
year's winner displayed missed. He did, however, receive
·. with a fiilarious slide rave reviews.
·on of the road signs of
The "Bo And Luke Duke
Memorial Award"••••nave Wopat••••
'Our Minds Are An
k Award~'- ·, ,
This award was named for
ishing Neat****- . ·
those two up-standing, law abiding
' was . an ·easy . decision.
citizens of Hazzard County,.
s winner has read more Georgia. This year's winner just
most people read books. happens to be the brother of one of
dem Duke boys. Oh yeah, he is a
· Return Showing" - fine musician, too.
f1D1my Landry****
. was a tough category • Tbe "Seen But Not Always
· "The Touch" also came Heard Award"Ou winner showed verstility
****Quiet Riot****
ti a great sense of humor;
Unlike the Heavy Metal band
of the same name, these comic
"They . Were
Funny, mimers said little but said a· lot!
Award". go-City Limits•••
The "Best Music In- A Black.
lhe interest of fairness, And White World"guys and gals were quite
****The Sharks****
but the crowd in•attendance
Despite the small turnout,
the quality of the show .. these MCA recording artists, put on
·a GREAT show.
companion
The "Mr. Rourke Award" and
The "Best Rendition Of Fire
Even :Funny And Rain Award"- .

Continued_p. '10

my plants. My three plants are
thriving; except for the one that I
watered with detergent. Oh, can I
consider a moldy plant as "thriving?"
These are all wonderful things
to learn; I know they will all come
in handy someday. (Probably when
I have a family of my own.) But,
when I really need to know why
Almayer's dreams failed him time
and again or the angle of elevation
from a church steeple to a tree 100
feet away from the front entrance to
the church, I'll let you know!!
But, for now, I'd like to tell you
what college teaches us about
independence and freedom, and how
it prepares us to grow up and cut
free from our parents. Guess
what? Sit down now, you won't
believe what I am about to tell you.
It doesn't teach you these things. Of
course it doesn't. How can it?
Instead of parents, you have
roommates!
Look at how much they have in
common. Roomies and parents
both nag, "Clean your room, it's a
pig'- sty; " . You find yourself (very

often) arguing with them over trivial issues, such as whose turn it is
to wash the dishes, vacuum, take
out the garbage, do the laundry, etc.
Parents and roommates are very
critical o·f you, "Are you really
going out in public like that?" or
"Don't you think you should get a
haircut?" They tend to be picky
too; "You know, I don't mind when
you get the bathroom floor wet
when you take a shower, but don't
you think two feet of water is a bit
much?"
But, all negative things aside,
rommies and parents are very important people. Who else would get
up hours earlier than they have to,
just to eat breakfast with you, just
so you won't be lonely? Who else
cares enough about you to wake
you up for an important meeting at
8:00 a.m. , even when they know
you could really use the sleep?
"Sharon, don't you have a chem
fi nal that started, oh, 15 minutes
ago?"
Parents and roommates are important in teaching you about life,
love, relationships, and friendship.

They are your bitterest enemies and
your sweetest friends. {They have
to be to put up with you for so
long!) They'll always be there to
share your victories: "I survived my
first 'all-nighter'!" (no matter how
large or small), and they'll help you
over the rough spots too: "I got a
3.0 on that big test." They are so
caring that they'll even sacrifice a
night's sleep for you: "Where were
you? Do you know what time it is?
I worried about you!"
Parents and roomies are ready to
love you, unconditionally, because
after all, "I never asked to room
with you!" These people are taken
for granted, abused, stepped on,
tossed aside, and most importantly,
loved to no end by us. They're our
best friends for life.
When your world is falling
apart, your parents and your
roommate will always be there for
you just when you need them the
most. When ~t comes to the most
important and influential people in
your entire life, j ust remember this
old saying, "No aardvarks need
apply."

·Debate Union comes out
on top
The Wilkes College Speech/ Brian (that's right, B-R-I-A-N) Nightmare.
Debate Union recently concluded its . Dorsey and Jeff Eline teamed up to
The
highlight
of
the
season by attending the 84th An- present an excerpt from the Neil tournarnent was the awarding of the
nual Pi Kappa Delta national- Simon play Brighton Beach President's Outstanding Excellence
Championship Tournament. This · Memoirs. The two were recognized Awards. Every two years, the
year's competition was hosted at the and honored with trophies for their national officers of Pi Kappa Delta
University of Wisconsin-Lacrosse,., efforts. They finished in . the top review the activities of each of the
LaCrosse,
·
Wisconsin . . 15% of the competition., This was association's 410 chapters throughEighty-eight colleges_and uni- only the third time the two have out the country. They then select
versities from 38 states, and more worked together in dramatic duo the top speecl;t/debate schools. The
than 981 contestants gathered .for · competition.
Brian Dorsey award is based on forensic activthree days of competiton to deter- continued his national . wins by, : ities, membership growth, win/loss
mine national awards. The ·COm-: taking honors and another national . records, community involvement,
petition consis.ted ~f ~~ divisio~s·.. troph~ with his presentation of~
Continued p. 10
of debate and ten ·mdiv1dual public ·' selecuon from the play The .Actors
speaking events. Th~ Wilkes Pub- _.-=-:.==.:_:::..::.:.:.:_:::.:.:.-= ~:-'
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lie Speiµcers consisted of. Polly
Kunkle, Jennif~r Douglas, Brian(B- ·..

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R-I-A-N) DorseY., and .Jeff Eline. .
The members of Kinney's . Kids ·
.
brought four- national awards back
. to campus! _
. ,·
Over Spring · Break, while existence. Each year, the union
' · · Jennifet Douglas was recog- •. many Wilkes students were in the sponsors contests on local campnized as the 8~ best
in. the-' sunny south, one student and a fac- use~, and the winner of these local
nation in ·the very difficult . ulty member gave up a part of their contests moves on to compete in
competition entitled Rhetorical : vacation to compete in the WCTIJ the state oratorical contest. WinCriticism of ·Public::· Discourse or, .•· State Oratorical Contest.
ners of the state contest then
as
it
is
popularly
called, :
The state tournament was held compete for national honors and
"Communication ·Analysis." This . at Bloomsburg University and eventually for international honors.
consisted of taking a speech~: representatives from all areas of the Susan won the local Wilkes conanalyzing it for its structure, · state were in attendan~. Susan test, triumphing over 44 local
content, and effects, and explaining, ·. Tomasko, the Wilkes College contestants .
through a methodology, how such , entry, came in second place overall.
As the second place state
conclusions were derived.
·
Susan is a sophmore from winner, Susan is the first runnerMs. Douglas selected a spee,ch Somerville, New Jersey.
Ms. · up, and should the state winner be
by· former · US Representativei: Tomasko's original oration dealt unable· to compete .on · the. national
Barbara Jordan for her entry. With . with the problem of tennage drink- level, Ms. Tomasko would repre·more thaff (i() contestants Jennifer,;_ ing. The sponsor of the contest sent Pennsylvania in an all ex· inlier first attempt at this type of' was the Women's Christian Temp- penses paid · trip to the National
- competition, demonstrated to the. erance Union.
Convention/Competition.
Susan
judges • her .understanding and
The contest is one of the was coached by Dr. Bradford
~owledge.8f. rhetorical, .critic.ism.,:- ~l~~s! co~e_giate ~ f!,1pe~~o11s .. i!l __ K'.!nney.

speaker

�PAGE TEN

Debate
.Continued from p. 9

April 30, 1987

Programming
Continued from p. 9

••••Dave Binder****
coaching/directing goals, and the
This
double winner wore ALL
commitment to the continutation of
WHITE
in
his fine performance of
speech/debate
James Taylor music. Also, his Fire
Over the years, the President's
and Rain was the best of all of the
Excellence Award has become one
coffee house performers who did it
of the most highly sought after
(4 in all).
honors. At the conclusion of the
regular awards ceremony, National
The "I Do Bell Telephone
. President Gary Home announced
Ads, Therefore I'm Too Good
that after a careful review of all
For Wilkes Award"chapters the national committee
had decided on recognizing only five
colleges.
Wilkes headed the list of
schools. Dr. Bradford Kinney, the
coach and director of the
Speech/Debate Union, was awarded
the President's Plaque of Excellence. This was the first time
Wilkes College had been recognized
as one of the top speech/debate
schools in the nation.
With the achievement of these
national awards, the win record of
the Union, during the thriteen years
of Kinney's direction, stands at 999. ·
Don and Ed
Continued from p. 6
The Beacon: Any more contests
in the making?
Don: We have a few more . .
picking worms with Don and Ed is
up for next semester. And even if
you don't win the contests, you can
also catch a glimpse of Don and Ed
at the Food Court Patio in the
mall.
Ed:
Getting some popular
opinion.
Don: We had a contest at the
genesis of our show.
Ed: You had to guess what color
pants Don was wearing.
Don: Nobody won.
Ed: Even his mother didn't know.
Don: It was rigged.
Ed: He didn't have any on. We
liked the idea of contests so we
decided to have a legitmate one.
The Beacon: Do you plan any of
your antics out?
Don: It's all spontaneous, as in
combustion·.
The Beacon: Do you act the
same way on and off the air?
Ed: We're idiots all the time.
Don: We're just fun-loving c1t1zens who can laugh at your
expense.
The Beacon:
Which do you
think is more important, the music
or the interaction on air?
Don: It's an equal balance, both
are weighed equally.
Ed: You have to a,dd some color,
though.
The Beacon: Why should Wilkes
College and the world at large listen
to the Don and Ed show?
Don an&lt;l Ed:
We tell stupid
jokes, and play your requests; and if
you don't listen, we'll impregnate
your pets.
Don: We cater to our listeners. If
you want slaw or a relish tray, it
will cost you extra.
Catch the madcap antics of
Don and Ed every Saturday from 47 p.m. on WCLH, New Music 91-IF YOU DARE!!!

****Rondell Sheridan****
****Dave Rudolf****
What more can be said about a
Speaking with the audiece and
performer who never showed up for
giving maraccas to his "back-up
a performance
band" were just part of this award
winning
performance.
The "Two Heads Are Better
And finally the award you have
Than One Award"all been waiting for:
**The Comedy LafT-Off**
For this show, there were two
Wilkes
College
stand-up comedians who proved that The
Performers
of
the
Yeartwo heads are truly better than one!
It's a tie between...
Landry
and
Scott
The "Audierrc;,e Participation Jimmy
Jones
Award"-

If this year is any
the future of Wilkes
looks quite promising.
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April 30, 1987

Softball team Bowling club
ends
with
a
•
••
w1nn1ngrecor
Chacko's Lanes East was the
scene of the action for the Wilkes
College bowling club this past
Friday. Complete results are as
follows:

by Kathy Harris

sixth, Serafini sacrificed to left field
to drive in Nikki Saporito.
Jen Bodnar pitched the shutout
for the Lady Colonels.

DIVISION A
Grim Reapers
W.AS .
Miller Lite All-Stars
Return of the
Boneheads
O.M; Tall Boys
G-Spots
Underdogs
Broad St Bullies

17-3
13-7

Rat Pack
Lucky Strikes
The Spares
Jerry's Kids
O.M. Tall Gals
F.M.R.
Nucleus

13-7

11-9
11-9
9-11
9-11
5-15
4-16

The high games and high
Congratulations
to
the
13-7 series are as follows;
women's softball team on their
winning season. They finished this
12-8 Mike Havrilla
244,621
years schedule with a 12-11. This
Wilkes
3
11-9 Howie Knorr
213,
200,
611
was quite an improvement on last
Susquehanna 2
is extremely difficult to
10-10 Len Witczak
223,555
years 6-12 record.
3-17 Steve Shearer
just one or two athletes
213,537
The Lady Colonels, under
Margo Serafini and Ericka
• an athlete of the year
1-19 Jamalludin Adnan
208,514
Coach Dave Martin, have had some Oswald teamed up to tag out three
Especially when so many
Rick Santasania
566
fine perfonnances this season from Susquehanna baserunners. at home.
bave turned in outstanding ·
The Four Horsemen and Team - " ' " " " ~ - - - - - - - - - Ericka Oswald, Jen Bodnar, Margo The Lady Crusaders scored only one
Ban:zai are currently involved in a
Serafini, and Kelly Wandel.
run on a bases loaded, no out controversy. Their records will be
would like to take this
situation.
updated next week.
recognize the efforts of a
Wilkes
3
Ericka Oswald was the
(ID' outstanding athletes who
Scranton
2
winning pitcher.
DIVISION B
As we are rapidly aproaching
'dered for the award.
Haklcy Pakk
16-4
the end of the semester it is time to
S
BROWNAWELL,
Wilkes
6
Wilkes had a three run fifth
Melayu
14-6
thank a few individuals that have
East
Stoudsburg 13
,__ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ made the sports pages of The
inning sparked by Ericka Oswald's
KEOHANE, Cross
two run single in this first game of
Beacon just a little bit better by
try
Melissa Kennedy had a fine
a twinbill.
their contributions. First and
WN MILLER, Basketball
Jen Bodnar pitched a 3 hitter to game for the Lady Colonels,
foremost, our . Sports lnfonnation
SCARBOROUGH, .
driving in three runs on a single and
get the win for the Ladies.
Director, Patty Moran. We could
a double. Jen Bodnar added two
not have done it without your help
W, Soccer, Baseball
singles. She struck out one in her 3
Wilkes
1
Patty.
ANZOR, Soccer,
and 1 / 3 innings pitched in the
Congratulations go out this
Scranton
2
An equally sincere thank you
· losing effort.
week to Wilkes College golfer goes out to all of our sports
KUSAKAVITCH,
Steve "Rock" Kaminski. Kaminski writers, John Kepics, Lee Morrell,
Ericka Oswald once again
Wilkes
2
was the low man for Coach Rollie Dave Serino, Kathy Harris, Bill
made a crucial contribution to the
DIGRAZIA, Football
East Stroudsburg 3 ·
Schmidt's club at the MAC Kem, Matt Ryan and anyone I may
Lady Colonels in the second game.
GORSKI, Baseball
Championships
held
recently. have
Oswald pitched a 5 hitter with 2
missed.
Without
your
RANIELLI, Baseball
Jen Bodnar turned in a repeat
Kaminski placed eigth overall in contributions it would have been a
strikeouts.
SALUS, Football
the competition. Way to go Rock!
Kelly Wandel drove in 2 runs perfonnance of the first game of the
very
difficult
year.
Thanks
ULITCHNEY, Football
while Dionne Serafini drove in one. twinbill, both the good and bad
everyone!
VE ROEBUCK, Football
points. She again had two hits and I
IT RYAN, Soccer
again she took the loss for Wilkes. I
Wilkes
4
PURCELL, Soccer
Wilkes
5
I
by Lee S. Morrell
Susquehanna
0
MURSO, Cross Country
Messiah
3
I
STEEBER, Basketball
Would it be safe to assume that the start of real spring weather has
Sacrifice was the name of this
CGRAVES, Basketball
Kelly Wandel hit two doubles I turned all of your brains to mush? There is one minor detail I forgot to
game. In the second inning, Kelly
S MEJIAS, Wrestling
Wandel's sacrifice fly into into as the Lady Colonels downed I mention. Last week's prize was $500.00, a spring break special so to
GROME, Wrestling
centerfield brought in Margo Messiah. Ericka Oswald earned the I speak. Of course, since no one won, I get to keep the money. I'm
MSAL1ZBURG, Baseball
win.
kidding. Incidentally, the answers w.ere: the player/coach of the
K KONOPKI, Baseball
Indians who led them to a World Series victory was Lou
I Cleveland
Boudreau and the first player to be selected to the All-Star team on a
write-in ballot by the fans was Rico Carty of the Atlanta Braves. Dr.
K. P. Bottjer got the question on Lou Bodreau but answered incorrectly
ELA WOLFE, Basketball
on the second question.
A SMITH, Basketball
.
I
Before giving you your last chance to win our $5.00 prize, I woulc
CE DAIT, Field Hockey
like to take this time to congratulate Don Shaw, Tim Walker, Bol
IS CREEGAN, Tennis
Kinback, Howie Knorr, Mark Vetovitz, Bill Elias, Tom Bell, and, o
AKRAVI1Z, Volleyball .
course, Coach Duliba. These trivia winners are crowned as "The Trivi:
KA OSWALD, Softball
Comer Royal Court." Nice job guys and I hope you are as successfu
SSA l( ANE,
Field
The pitch was in extremely : on your finals.
by Dave Serino
poor condition because of all the
It's the bottom of the ninth, full count, bases loaded, two outs, an
Field
, On Saturday, the Wilkes-Barre rain. Due to these poor conditions I here's the pitch . ..
ey .
~, ··.
. Breakers travelled to Ocean City, both teams ~greed upon ~laying I
UREEN
Kp~DY,
. New Jersey to take on the Jersei ; onlx, the _A-side contest with the I
QUESTION# 1
etball, Softball
Shore Sharks,· The Breakers were . halves bemg shortened from forty I
Everyone knows . about Lou Gehrig's 2130 consecutive gam1
ISSA
KE~DY,.,
the · victims· of a severe Shark to thirty minutes.
I played record and you probably also know he replaced W~h' Pipp c
elball, Softball.
"' •
attack. ,
·
_ From the . opening kickoff I June 2; 1925 to begin the streak, but who replaced Gehrig to break ti
THY DECHIRICO, Cross
As soon !\S the Breakers arrived until the f~al whistle the game was I streak and when?
try
in Ocean City they knew they were plagued with sloppy play ~-ause I
I SAPRITO,
Field ·
in for a very long afternoon. The of the hazardous weathercondittons.
OUESTION#2
ey, Softball
temperature was around forty The squad from Je™:y _Shore was I
Who holds the record for the most steals of home in a career a
HEISERMAN, Field
degrees, their were hurricane like able t~ post a 15-0 wm m the mud I how many does he have?
ey, Basketball .
winds and it was pouring rain.
and ram.
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I
This
was
a
great
The Breat:ers will get a ch~ce I
I hope all of you hit that last pitch. If not, there is always nc
disappointment to all of the Wilkes- to rebound _this weekend as they I year. Until next year, "Good luck on exams and have a nice summe
~ sincere thank you to these
Barre players, especially the ones host the Lighth~use Rug?y ~lub I Lee Morrell. Bring all of your answers to us, here at The Beacon
of our athletes for a year of who packed their beach towels and on Saturday at 1.00 p.m. m Kirby
our office suite on the 3rd floor of the S.U.B. or call us at ext. 379.
and excitement. Keep up the
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�Wilkes College

Vol. XXXIX

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 23

18766

April 30, 1987

The Beacon
honors

nd:re Miller name
ale Athlete of th
by Jim Pyrah

Andre Miller
The Beacon
honors

The name Andre Miller is one
that is very familiar to these-sports
pages. In fact it should be very
familiar to any fan of the Wilkes
College sports scene.
Andre is a senior from
Brentwood High School in North
Bayshore, New Jersey. He has been
selected as The Beacon
Male
Athlete of the Year for the second
consecutive year.
At this point, it would seem
repetitive simply to list his many
achievements. You have probably
heard them all before: most dual
meet wins in a season, 49 match
dual meet winning streak, all-time
wiimingest wrestler at Wilkes, only
two time EIW A champion in the
history of Wilkes, two-time Male
Athlete of the Year, Division I AllAmerican.
Suffice to sa that Andre

practice. But such is the price
perfection.
Many successful
athletes make the mistake
placing · their athletic endt.a
ahead of their academic
The result is that at the end of
years they have a shelf full
trophies and a scrapbook full
clippings, but no future.
Our Male Athlete of the
is graduating near the top of
class. He has been a regular CII
Dean's List each year. For him,
only have the many houn
wrestling practice paid off, bta
have the many hours of s
After graduation, he is pl3lllllll
attend law school.
We have no doubt that
will continue his winning wa}'I,
whatever arena he chOO!ta
compete.
Congratulations, Andre.

Margo Serafini
amed FemaleAthlet
of the year
by Jim Pyrah

Margo Serafini

Miller is no doubt, one of the finest
wrestlers ever to perform for Wilkes
College and, perhaps, one of the
greatest athletes ever to bring their
talents to this school.
·
Now, you may think that this
is j ust an exaggeration to hype our
Male Athlete of the Year. If you
do, you have simply never seen
Andre wrestle. Andre exudes a kind
of quie t confidence every time he
takes to the mat. The excitement is
contagious and quickly spreads
through the crowd.
Andre is what many of us
hope to be and what most of us
will never achieve. He is a winner,
a champion.
This is not a gift, though. It
is not inherited. Every dual meet
win, every tournament victory,
every honor, tribute, and award has
been bought and paid for with
countless hours of pain and

It
isn't
easy
being
a
letterwinner in two varsity sports.
J ust ask M argo Serafini, our 198687 Female Athlete of the Year.
Margo has been a stellar
performer on both the field hockey
team and the softball team since her
freshman year.
It was as a goalie for the
women's field hockey team this
year that Margo really excelled. If
statistics tell the story then just
listen to the ones that Margo racked
up this season.
·
She was the second leading
goalie, out of 22, in the MAC this
past season. In 11 conference games
she had 180 saves and allowed only
14 goals for a save percen4tge of
.958. The best in the league was

.967.
Overall, Margo had 262 saves
in 16 games l\Ild allowed just 25
goals. She posted a total of 5
shutouts and had a season high 36
saves in one game.
After playing shortstop last
season for the Lady Colonel
softball team, Margo has returned
to her natural position of catcher.
Her bat has been one of the
main offensive weapons for the
Lady Colonels this year. She has
been the leading slugger on the
team to this point in the year.
She went 2 for 4 with a single
and a home run to power Wilkes to
a 5-1 victory over Delaware Valley.
Our Female Athlete of the Year
also contributed a couple of RBI's
in a 10-0 whitewash of crosstown

rival King's College.
It is often very difficult
compete in just one college
but to compete and be successful
two sports takes a special
and a special effort
The sac.ifice and dedication
paid off for Margo though, as
has become the top female a
at Wilkes College this year.
The best part about this
competitor is that she is only
junior. She will be back next
to provide even more action
excitement to the Wilkes Coll
sports fans.
Margo Serafini has set
standard for herself, both on and
the field, that ensures contin
success.
Congratulations, Margo.

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                    <text>No. 21
April 1, 1987

tel
veek

ielli
ladi

o-op--hands-on training
I walked into the Co-op
Cheryl Gibson, director of
·ve Education, was speaklhe phone with a student
ted to set up an internship
in Greece.
· phone call revealed just
tof the services offered by
' Co-op Office. Not only
internship through Co-op
you valuable hands-on
e, · but "we can place
anywhere in the country,"
gto Cheryl Gibson.
'dGibson, "It's a chance for
to work in a professional
and to gain credit and at
times financial aid or
through their salary."
e offer placement in just
every major the College
' she added.
The only
is
the
Nursing
ent, according to Gibson,
lhat department "has stipabout doing professional
for credit."

A Co-op internship, said
Gibson, is "just like a real job."
Interns must follow company
policy.
Internships provide valuable
hands-on experience. But students
shouldn't go into an · internship
cold: employers expect interns to
have some background in the field,
according to Gibson. She said that
students who were in the program
have come back to her and said that
applying their in-class experience in
a job setting helped them, but that
working in the business world was
"a lot different" from working in
the classroom.
Ninety
percent
of
all
internships are paid positions, and
these internships can lead to permanent jobs. "If the student is not
offered a permanent position with
the company, they are referred to a
company that is hiring," Gibson
said. "It's great for contacts."
The Co-op Office provides
special programs, as well, such as
the "Washington Semester" program
with
the
Washington

Center. In this program, students
gain 12 credits while particpating in
an internship doing "anything you
can think of' in Washington, said
Gibson. The student pays only for
the 12 credits; the College pays for
the program and provides $500 for
housing.
_
Two students have participated
in the program already. They are
Pamela Jones, an English major,
who had an internship with Fashion
Flash
magazine as an editorial
assistant, and Walter Smith, a
political science major, who worked
for the Chamber of Commerce.
Co-op internships are open to
any student above the sophomore
level. Gibson explained how to
apply for an internship. "Anytime
after your second semester,
freshman year, go to the Co-op
Office," she said, adding that
students would then talk about
counseling, work on resumes, talk
about their interests, fill out a card,
and list the type of positions they
are interested in and geographic

Continued on p. 4

Cheryl Gibson, director of Cooperative Education,
help you gain practical experience through an internship.

can

egistration slow this year
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

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ents wait in line outside the Registrar's Office to register for
. Re · tration is slow this year, according _to Registrar Doris Barker.

Registration is going "very
slowly" this semester, according to
Registrar Doris Barker.
Unlike previous ,years, there
aren't any long lines stretching
through Sturdevant Hall this year.
Some students report only having
to stand in a line of two people to
register.
"The students are not coming
in," she said.
"The only time
there's a line is when they're [the
students] waiting for us to open the
door."
Barker said she's not sure why
so few students are registering, but
she believes the rainy weather
might be a factor.
"We have quite a few seniors
who have not registered," she noted.
As of Tuesday afternoon, according
to Barker, 158 prospective seniors
had not yet registered.
Last semester, room numbers
were left off the master schedule and
students ·were required to pick up
their room numbers when they
arrived back on campus in January,

enabling the College to get an
accurate count of returning students.
But room numbers appear on
this semester's master schedule
·again.
Barker said that leaving the
numbers off was "trial and error."
"It was strictly my idea,"
Barker said. • "The kids did
cooperate, but it still didn't solve
the problem."
"We've got to find a better way
of keeping tabs on who's here and
who's not," Barker added.

Inside this issue:
The Registration Monster is

back p. 3

Gym dance-~beach style p. 6

Is the first amendment in
danger? p. 7
Nightsounds &amp; Andy Sunday
Jazz p. 8
Some thoughts on breakfast
•p. 9
••

�April 9, 1987

PAGE TWO

;.~EditoriaU(;";...;. .·..

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Tales of a
Co-op intern

Reader response
Non-traditionals insulted by letter
Dear Editor,

I'd like to address this note to
Howard L. Knorr, Jr., Engineering
Last summer I had the opportunity to do a Co-operative Education
Club President, regarding his letter
internship in Washington, D.C. When I began researchin~ inte_ms~ip
to the Editor published April 1,
opportunities during the fall semester of last year, my mam obJectlve
1987. His words cut like a knife.
was to gain some valuable work experience. I wanted to add something
One doesn't normally appreciate
that would "look good" on my resume. I must admit--1 got much more
hearing, "Your mother wears army
than I bargained for.
boots," or other more derogatory
My internship was arranged throug~ a W~shington-based progr~,
comments against one's family;
The Washington Center. The program 1s designed to help make Vital,
neither did I appreciate being told
but often difficult, connections with employers in D.C. I applied to
that my son was not welcome at an
The Washington Center by completing an application that resem?led a
Engineering Club sponsored event.
college admission application. After being accepted by ~e Washmgton
The implication of being an unfit
Center I received the names of three or four compames that accept
parent really hurt.
interns in my field--publications. I chose to work for Fashion Flash
I'd like to apologize to you
magazine--a local D.C. fashion magazine.
.
.
..
personally if I offended you. The
My first day in Washington was both frightenmg and.exc11:1ng. I
Beacon doesn't owe you an
remember driving to the front of The Woodner Apartments--Just two and
apology; they only printed what I
one half miles north of The White House--and feeling my stomach
wrote.
The feelings of the
doing cartwheels. The Woodner is a large apartment complex that
newspaper staff weren't even
houses most of The Washington Center interns and became my home
expressed in my article. And I don't
for my ten week stay.
.
.
.
.
feel that I did the Engineering Club
The first three days were dedicated to onentatlon. Onentat10n was a
any injustice, either. I didn't accuse
time to become more familiar with the city and to learn what the
any one person or organization of
program was all about. The Washington Center sponsored weekly
anything. I was only embarrassed
seminars and a series of four "Monday Night Lectures" that featured
because I had told my son that the
speakers-ranging from congressmen to foreign ambas~ors .. Twice
· event w_e'd be going to see, The
during the summer each intern attended a breakfast on Capital Hill. The
Dating Game, would be sponsored
breakfasts, like the lecture series, also featured a speaker, usually a
by
the
Engineering
Club.
congressman or senator, but in a more intimate a~osphere. .
.
Considering this was his initial
My experience at work was exactly that--qmte an expenence: Like
view of the group, I'm only sorry
anyone trying something new, I was nervous and unsure m the
his first impression had the name of
beginning. However, after a few weeks, I became more comfortable
Engineering associated with it. I
with my co-workers and with my work.
.
was ashamed of my name being
My co-operative education became much more than a Job. It was a
linked to the group.
learning experience. I became more politically aware; I was able to
· I never said, "This is
enjoy the many cultural activities in Washington; and I made many
Howie's doing. No wonder it's
great friends. This sort of learning is one that all students should
sleazy." I was embarrassed, that's
experience. It prepares you for life and is one that you will remember
all. I don't really care who planned
for life.
things and who didn't. The show
wa,; in poor taste, regardless of
planning or not planning.
Again, I apologize to you
if you misinterpreted something in
VOL. XXXIX No. 22 April 9, 1987
my letter; the majority of the
students
didn't
take
offense
personally. Nor did I strike out at
you personally. But you've got a
Editor-in-chief......................................................... Pamela K. Jones
lot to learn before you can ever
News Editor .........................................................Elizabeth Mazzullo
make it in this world.
Your
Feature Editors ...................................................... Lorri Steinbacher
response was absolutely rotten. I
...................................................... Michelle Munday
didn't appreciate your insinuation
Sports Editor .................................................................. .Jim Pyrah
that I used poor judgement in
Copy Editor........................................................Wendy Rosencrance
raising
my child. I was hurt, but
Photography Editors .................................................... Murnal Abate
I've also learned a lot. I won't ever
...................................................... Lisa Miller
attend another Engineering Club
Staff Photographer........................................................ Bruce Alexis
function
if I (or my son) am not
Advertising Manager.................................................. Mark Shedlock
welcome.
The last I knew, all
Business Manager..................................................... .Joel Fomalont
people
were
to
be treated equally. I
·b
·
M
·
Joe
Bauman
D.1stn ution
anager ................................................... ..
guess I was wrong.
Advisor........................................................................ Tom Bigler

~bi 1.Siacott

Holly Avery

Contributing Writers: Lee S. Morrell, Q Jane ~irca, Kim Kli~~k,
Ann Calkins, Tom Mineo, John Cusatis, Kathy Hams, Tony Lenkaitis,
Bill Kem, Dave Serino.

by Holly Avery, I don't get the
impression that she had a personal
vendetta against the Engineering
.Club. Correct me if I'm wrong,
but the letter leads me to believe
that she was upset with the general
standards of the student body.
I didn't see or read any
accusations against the Engineers.
She was just sorry The Dating
Game had to have been an
Engineering Club sponsored event.
It ruined her image in the eyes of
· her son because she's an Engineer.
I feel the article was wellwritten without slinging mud. I
can't say the same for your article,
Howard. You hurt a lot of feelings,
not only Holly's, but a lot of other
non-traditional students that have
children. And it was unfair. You're
defending something you havn't
even been accused of. Do you have
a guilty conscience or what?
You've made many people feel
unwelcome here and you havn't got
that right I may not be a nontraditional student, but I've got
plenty of friends who are and they
share my feelings.
And who the hell are you to
judge anyway? Evidently you get
off on some guy's hairy backside.
Just because you values are different
from hers doesn't give you the right
to decide where she should take her

son and where she shoulda
pays the same tuition as yoa
She has every right .,
functions just like the rest rl
Maybe the Dating G
poor choice to give her SOIi
of college life, but she
good faith. She admiued
bad judgement; the Dating
was a mistake. At least
take him to a beer-bash ata
a skin flick at an off
apartment. It was a co
nQt restricted to college
only.
With non-traditional
enrollment on the inc
comments
concerning
bringing her son to
functions hit a lot of
slap across the face. If
people aren't welcome •
damned Engineering evenlS,
out. Then maybe you can
yourself condemned when
body writes an article c
that. Until then, you're
straws. In the meantime, I
you've got a lot of nerve
The Beacon to apologize to
any apologies are n
owe one to Holly.

Results of Social .
.
Competency questzonnazr
~

Dear Students:
The members of the Student
Life Committee of Wilkes College
have completed their analysis of the
Social Competency questionaire
distributed via the December 4,
1986 issue of The.Beacon.
The most significant outcome
of the survey was that 75% of those
responding felt that the behavior of
Wilkes College students embarassed
them at times. Offending behaviors
included foul language, graffitti,
destruction of college property,
poor manners, and lack of respect
toward others.
Ninety-five percent of the
respondents stated that this sort of
behavior has a negative impact on
the college's image in the
community.
While the r:nost

offenders constilllte
small minority on cam~
us can stand to "fine
social skills. This m
when someone exhibits
behavior it is perfectly •
let them know that it
acceptable.
Once we get the
going of improved public
it can become part of our
repertoire with its positive
extending throughout the
and beyond. Developing
social skills while YOUIII
facilitate ones marketability
seeking post-graduate pl
well as dtablishing
citizenship.
The committee membtn

~oftliefDHt

Contributing Photographer: Elizabeth Mazzullo.
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the
individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be
withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be
signed to insure validity.

cone

Dear Editor,
This is in response to the
letter submitted by Howard L.
Knorr, Jr., President of the
Engineering Club.
As I reread the article written

" Time for work,--yet take
Much holiday for art's and friendship's sake."
--George James De Wilde
On the Arrival of Spring

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time. The •
n hordes of

vant Hall wil
willingly thj
time. 1
s enough
of any
hman (,
w what
earted up
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tration tiI
rest of us kl
mean. Ev1
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of having to
the last minu
, syllable~
d you've just
the "Registrat

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Registration
you in the er:
" you think, ":
111 get there at
will be there,
in line when
at 8:30."
set your al
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April 9, 1987

stic conclusions

he Registration Monster is back
n as you
"ght to
~e rest of
·ngGamo
e her son a
ll she did
imitted she
1e Dating
t least she
bash ata

e incr
teeming
;on to
t of peo
face. I

you're
meantime, I
t of nerve
JOlogize to
re

on cam
to "fine
This m
: exhibits
perfectly "
,w that it
get the
ved publi
, part of
its positi
Jughout th
Develop·
while yo
marketabi
:actuate pl
blishing

ts that time of year again.
· e?
No, even worse.
tion time. The only time
when hordes of students
Sturdevant Hall willingly--or
more willingly than at billtime.
Registration tinle. The sound
words is enough to strike
iito the heart of anyone but a
ester freshman (who, after
~sn't know what to expect
a kind-hearted upper-classhas already shared horror
· of registration times gone
But the rest of us know what
words mean. Every letter,
syllable, stands for long,
ng minutes standing in line,
forms to fill out, and the
·on of having to rearrange
es at the last minute. String
letters, syllables, words
, and you've just drawn a
of the "Registration MonAnd no matter how you try to
the Registration Monster,
llill grab you in the end.
'Hah," you think, "I'll beat it
year! l'll get there at 8:00, and
ooe else will be there, so I'll be
first one in line when they open
il:xlrs at 8:30."
So you set your alarm early
by 7:55 are stumbling over to
vant Hall, registration forms
a list of alternate choices
ed in your sweaty little
s. You open the door of
vant Hall only to see ... six
early risers leaning against the
, staring at their schedule
or catching a few more

minutes of sleep before battling the
Registration Monster.
But even if you go later in the
day, you won't avoid the line. No
matter when you go, at least ten
other people will have gotten there ·
before you.
Which means, of
course, that you'll invariably end up
skipping at least one class just to
schedule next semester's classes
(one of which, of course, you'll
have to skip to register for the
following semester's classes, and so
on, until you graduate).
And if you go during lunch
expecting it to be less crowded,
you'll be in for a surprise. It will
be less crowded, but only because
the office is locked from 12 to I.
No problem; registrars have to eat,
too. But in registration weeks gone
by, the door of the Registrar's
Office has been known to be closed
until, oh, 1: 15. It seems that a
hard morning's work really gives
the Registration M9nster a monstersized appetite!
·
But after spending at least a
half hour in line staring at the
ceiling, staring at the master
schedule, staring at that cute guy or
girl in front of you, you finally
make it to the door of the
Registrar's Office.
Even though the Registration
Monster has let you get this far, it's
not going to make it easy for you
now.
In fact, your troubles are
only beginning. The Monster has
saved its secret weapon for this very
moment--the closed class. While
waiting for your IBM card, you
notice that a list of closed classes is
posted on the door. . Then you
realize that two of your classes have
been closed and one has had the
time changed.

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have closed, the computer may not
Before you can even begin to .Another half-hour wasted.
But if these are the only be working, and the people who
deal with those closed classes,
though, you have to fill out the problems you encounter while work in the Registrar's Office will
IBM card. Now I ask you, what's registering for classes, consider be even grumpier. All of this is
If the yours free, courtesy of the
the point of writing your local yourself fortunate.
address on an IBM card when it's in Registration Monster is having a wonderful interoffice communthe computer? I'm beginning to bad day, it might use even more ication system at Wilkes.
But eventually, after a long
think the Registration Monster terrible weapons on you. Think of
devised this little card to take your the unlucky souls who are told and bloody fight, you'll stagger out
mind off the battle to come--the fact (after waiting in line, of course), of the Registrar's Office, computerthat you have to rearrange your "You can't register yet. Your bill generated schedule, tattered carbon
entire schedule · in less than five for this semester isn't paid." This, copy, and well-thumbed master
minutes.
of course, necessitates a trip across schedule clutched in your hand. "I
Making you rearrange your the , hall to the Finance Office to beat it this tinle!" you'll scream. "I
schedule is perhaps the worst find out what the problem is. beat the Registration Monster!"
Ah, yes, you won this time.
weapon the Registration Monster When you tell them the bill hasn't
can hurl at you. As if the trauma been paid because you have But like a boxer that doesn't know
of having to take two night classes financial aid that hasn't come in when he's beaten, the Registration
and an '8:00 class five days a week yet, they11 send you upstairs to the Monster will be back next semester
with even more terrifying wea(instead of sleeping until noon, as Financial Aid Office.
Several hours later, you will pons .. . .
you'd planned to do) weren't
enough, the person typing your be sent back to stand in line outside
And the
semester after
newly rearranged schedule into the the Registrar's Office and allowed • that. ...
computer will look at you and say, (finally) to register. By now, of
And the semester after
"Before you can drop this class, you course, more of your classes will that. ...
need your adviser's approval."
Yes, that's right.
Your
adviser. That professor whom you
had to wait three days to see to
preregister--and probably ended °up
cutting class to do so. So now,
after waiting in line for over an
hour and missing your English
class and half your favorite soap
(CPS)--Amid the growing than high school boys. College
opera, you have to leave, try to find
your ever-elusive adviser, and get a concern about high school suicides men's suicide rate is also higher
drop-add slip, just so you can go and suicide attempts in New Jersey, than campus women's, the studies
back to the Registrar's Office and Connecticut, and Illinois, health show.
The reason, some say, is that
wait in line to give them another officials say the suicide rate among
college stu~ents appears to be some men can't cope with women's
form.
growing social and economic
The worst part about it, of rising, too.
It
is
rising,
other
campus
independence from men.
course, is - that you know your
The cure, other officials warn,
adviser probably won't question the officials report, despite more
change anyway. She11 simply say, student willingness to use college- may reside in everything from
making colleges treat students more
"I trust your judgment" and sign the provided counseling services.
College men, moreover, are
drop-add slip the same way she
Continued on p. 5
more prone to destroy tllemselves
signed your preregistration form.

College suicide
•
rate on the rise

Core Review Committee
looks at suggestions
by .Elizabeth Mazzullo
At its meeting last Thursday,
the Core Curriculum Review
Committee reviewed suggestions
and questions raised at the open
meetings held,late last month.
According to Sharon Telban,
chairperson of the Committee, the
Committee discussed the details of
the proposed Freshman Seminar
course and the details of the
selection of courses within the
Distribution Requirements.
"Our goal is to get it ready for
submission to the faculty in May,"
said Telban. According to the
schedule set for implementation of
the proposed core, the model will
be voted on in May by the faculty.
Telban said the Committee is

now working on details because the
basic structure of the proposed core
model is finished. The Committee
needs to consider details, she added,
"so that the package presented to
faculty members contains enough
detail so they can make an
intelligent decision."
"They know the structure,"

Telban said. "Now they need to
know the intent of the structure.
Meetings of the Core Curriculum Review Committee are
held Thursdays at 2:30 p.m. in the
conference rooin of the Nursing
Department Everyone is welcome
to attend and share his _opinions.

DON'T FORGET-·
GIVE BLOOD!
TODAY IN THE GYM FROM
10 A.M. TO 4 P.M.

�PAGE FOUR

April 9, 1987

Students 'ratify' Constitutio m es
by Elizabeth Mazzullo
"[A] greater drama is now
acting on this Theatre than has
heretofore been brought on the
American stage, or any other in the
World."
So spoke George Washington
on August 29, 1788.
He was
speaking about the ratification of
the United States Constitution.
This statement from Washington appeared in the program for
the "Constitution Ratifying Convention: A Bicentennial Celebration" held Tuesday in the Center
for the Performing Arts--a reenactment of that "great drama" in
honor of the Constitotional Bicentennial.
All of the first thirteen states
were represented at the "Convention," which was coordinated by
Susan Behuniak-Long, assistant
professor of Political Science.
The program began with a
series of "ratification debates"
between "Federalists" and "AntiFederalists." Speaking first for the
Federalists, Walter Smith spoke in
favor of ratifying the Constitution.
Anti-Federalist Chris Penxa presented the other side of the debate.
Other speakers followed.
"State delegations" from local
high schools' political science
classes addressed questions to the
Federalist and Anti-Federalist speakers.
Delegates
ratified
the
Constitution
10-3, and then
proposed and rejected amendments.
Behuniak-Long
said
that

Co-op
Continued from p. 1
preferences.
"A student can develop his
own placement if he would like.
We would have the final approval
as far as the job description goes,"
Gibson said.
The Co-op Office boasts a job
bank of over 200 employers, said
Gibson. A newsletter comes out
three times a year listing internship
opportunities, or students can find
out about internships through wordof-mouth or by looking on the Coop bulletin board outside of Stark
Lobby, said Gibson.

amendments dealing with the
legalization of marijuana and with
lowering the drinking age to 18
were rejected, as was an antiabortion amendment
The first
amendment that was passed, she
said, was one which would
guarantee free college-level education for everyone.
Behuniak-Long noted that
Tuesday's "Convention" wasn't
historically correct She explained
that the Constitution was written
between May, 1787, and Sept.,
1787, and ratified in the individual
states. "We brought all 13 states
together for a day to ratify. They
never did that," she said.
Behuniak-Long is teaching a
topics course this semester entitled
"The Constitution: 200 Years."
"My class spent six weeks
reenacting the writing part [of the
Constitutional Convention]." she
said.
For the Convention, she
added, "I wanted them to focus on
the debate over the documents--the
Federalist
and
Anti-Federalist
documents."
"My students were well
prepared," Behuniak-Long Sfud.
"They've been studying this since
January. They got the high school
students so involved."
"It was great," Behuniak-Long
said, adding, "The high school
teachers said they were overwhelmed by the response of their
students."
She concluded,
"I
was
impressed by the enthusiasm of the
high school and the college
students."
In additon, said Gibson, "I can
work with other college's Co-op
Offices to have referral placements.
It's kind of a networking system all
across the country."
Once in the program, students
have to do a bi-weekly journal,
attend two seminars during the
semester, and complete an extensive
project, such as a slide presentation
or a paper.
Last year, 108 students
participated in the Co-op program,
and Gibson said they made over
$100,000.
"It's a definite plus to anyone's
education," concluded Gibson.

eak
riday, April 10,

'M. Hechinger, prt

"ratify" the Constitution at the Convention held Tuesday at the

Walk America · to benefit
March of Dimes
by Kim Klimek
What's happening at the
Wilkes-Barre Square on Thursday
April 26th? You might witness a
commotion as you go to your first
class, if you decide not to
participate, or you might want to
get involved in the action. Lisa
Fiorentino, President of the Human
Services Committee estimates one
thousand walkers from Luzerne

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ALL FRESHMEN, SOPHOMORE,
AND JUNIOR NURSING
MAJORS ARE REMINDED TO
STOP BY THE NURSING
LEARNING CENTER AND CAST
YOUR VOTE!

REMINDER!

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ELECTIONS FOR NSO
OFFICERS END TOMORROW!

Interested people who want
register may find forms
campus or call Fiorentino at
108 or 829-8466.
The walk is part &lt;i
nationwide event which will
education and research and
suported by the March Of ·
for fighting birth defects.
March of Dimes hopes to raise
$4 7 thousand dollars, the
which they reached last year.

county will attend this event. Still
interested?
"The March Of Dimes Walk
America"
is taking place on
Thursday morning. Walkers register at 8:00 a.m. and start an hour
later. The walk is 20 km. long (or a
little short of 12 and a half miles)
and ends at Kirby Park.
The
Human Services Committee and
other area businesses are getting
involved by recruiting walkers.

The deadline for receipt of the
PHEAA/Federal Student Aid
Application and the Wilkes
College application for financial
aid is May 1, 1987. Anyone who
did not receive these applications
is urged to obtain them from the
Financial Aid Office, 2nd Floor,
Sturdevant Hall, immediately.

I
I

Last week's Beaco"
article on the
workshop, "What
Recruiters Look for
When Hiring College
Graduntes: The
Value of Extracurriculars,"
gave the wrong room
number. The
discussion will take
place in SLC Room 1,
not SLC Room 101,
at 11 a.m. today.

New York Times
e Dorothy Dicksor
r the Performing
ts and faculty are
re on "The Chall(
Reform:
S
Cooperatively."
presitigious caree
spans 40 years,
served as colum1
gton Post and
nt for the C
ncy; education e,
York Herald Tribi
publisher and e
the Bridgeport
while also sm
editor for
and as education
York Times.
became a membe
Board of The 1
was assistant edit

.. to restricting
of suicides.
at a March 2
in W ashingto

may encourage 1
themselves.
e very things tha1
ry are the very tt
se a suicide: 1
warned Dr. Herb(
bia University.
tever the reas
rate is rising.
r, 1986 study, th
Control (CD
1984 the suicide
tbs per 100,0C
to 24.
numbers, how,
the fact that the s
was 12.3 pe
people,
mea1
has stayed nearl
t the decade.
et there may be '
than the CDC in
roners will sa
g I can do not to c
,'" said Julie
e director of th(
·on of Suicidolo:
ey're trying to
,.. Perlman added.
e recent set of st
that young me
as likely to com
young women, ~
ung men are tw
themselves as ar

19.
chers believ
less able tc

�PAGE FIVE

April 9, 1987

tio

New challenge
peak Friday at CPA ·rule for RN' s
imes president to

On Friday, April 10, at 9
Fred'M. Hechinger, president
New York Times, will
at the Dorothy Dickson Darte
for the Perfo~ing Arts.
dents and faculty are invited
· lecture on "The Challenge of
·onal Reform:
Seeking
· ns Cooperatively."
His presitigious career as a
ist spans 40 years, during
he served as columnist for
oshington Post and foreign
ndcnt for the Overseas
Agency; education editor of
w York Herald Tribune; and
· te publisher and executive
of the Bridgeport Sunday
, while also serving as
tion editor for Parents'
ine and as education editor of
New York Times.
He became a member of the
·ona1 Board of The Times in
and was assistant editor of the

Editorial Page during 1976. In
1977 · he became president of The
New York Times
Company
Foundation. Since 1978 he has
been writing a weekly column,
"About Education," in The Times.
He holds the British Empire
Medal.
He received Education
Writers Association awards in
1948, 1949, 1952, and 1975. In
1964 and again in 1973 he shared
an E.W.A. award with his wife. He
also received the George Polk
Memorial Award twice, in 1950 and
1951; the Fairbanks Award in
1952; the Townsend Harris Medal
in 1968; the Society of the
Silurians editorial writing award
twice, in 1971 and 1977; and a City
College Distinguished Alumni
Medal in 1973. He is a past
president of the Education Writers
Association and of the City College
chapter of Phi Beta Kappa.
Hechinger is the author of "An

_Adventure in Education: Connecticut Points the Way," Macmillan,
1956; "The Big Red Schoolhouse,"
Doubleday, 1959; "A Better Start,"
1986; and editor of "Pre-School
Education Today,"
Doubleday,
1966.
He is co-author with his wife
Grace of "Teen-Age Tyranny,"
Morrow, 1963; "The New York
Ti~es Guide to New York City
Pnvate
Schools,"
Simon
&amp;
Schuster, 1968, and "Growing Up
in America," McGraw-Hill 1975·
and "Higher Learning in th;
Nation's Service," with Ernest
Boyer, 1981.
Hechinger taught at the City
University of New York (Hunter
College and Queens College) as an
adjunct professor, and at the New
School for Social Research as a
special lecturer.

· gly" to restricting news
ge of suicides.
And al a March 27 press
erence in Washington, D.C.,
suicide prevention experts
d news accounts of such
ies may encourage others to
ythemselves.
'The very things that make a
story are the very things that
cause a suicide: the lurid
·~." warned Dr. Herbert Pardes
Columbia University.
Whatever the reasons, the
'de rate is rising.
In a
ember, 1986 study, the Centers
Disease Control (CDC) found
in 1984 the suicide rate was
deaths per 100,000 people
15 to 24.
The numbers, however, also
e the fact that the suicide rate
'80 was 12.3 per 100,000
.,g people, meaning
the
!em has stayed nearly the same
ghoul the decade.
Yet there may be even more
· 'des than the CDC indicates.
"Coroners will say, 'I'll do
ihing 1can do not to document a
· ide,"' said Julie Perlman,
utive director of the American
iation of Suicidology.
"They're trying to protect the
·1y," Perlman added.
The recent set of statistics also
ws that young men are five
s as likely to commit suicide
are young women, and collegeyoung men are twice as likely
kill themselves as are boys aged
to 19.
Researchers believe that young
are less able to deal with

changing relations between the
sexes and less likely to resolve
emotions of grief and sorrow than
are women.
Leah
Dickstein
of
the
Louisville
(KY)
School
of
Medicine calls it the "White Knight
Complex," in which young men are
raised to deny their emotions and
that they depend on others.
Even today, many young men
grow up expecting traditional malefemale relationships, Dickstein
said, even though women are now
more likely to break off a relationship.
"In the past," Dickstein said,
"women didn't leave men. They
had no place to go, no education.
Now, women have many options.''
"Dependency,'" she added, "is
very much connected to suicide in
men, since dependency is not
acceptable in men. When a man
feels he is dependent, he feels
helpless and out of control."
Dickstein cites a recent article
in The Men's Journal, in which a
male author said that · breakups
bring heartbreak to women, but that
men "suffer a breaking of the
spirit.''
Another reason the campus
suicide rate is rising is that students
have i,a higher pressure quotient"
than in the past, said John Hipple,
Ph.D., of North Texas State
University and the National Center
for Health Statistics.
"You leave your family--your
support system--when you go away
to college. You might feel alone.
There are financial pressures.
College costs are going up, and it's
getting harder to get aid."
Donald Kee~, director of the

University of Idaho's Student
Counseling Center, traces students'
suicidal feelings to some kind of
loss, be it money, a relationship, or
even free time.
Students also suffer symptoms
of emotional and physical illness
when certain lifestyle needs are
frustrated, Indiana State University
Prof. Emeritus Charles Nelson
asserted in a recent study of campus
suicide.
Colleges themselves, most
experts agree, can help.
"The university is a major
intervention in the lives of its
students," Nelson wrote, adding that
institutions
should
develop
programs to help students cope
with stress.
Leighton
Whitaker,
the
director of psychological services at
Swarthmore College, recommends
schools "care for" students, rather
than show "normal disinterest."
Faculty and staff, Whitaker
said, can "erode the foundations of
self-destructiveness" in depressed or
angry students.
Students are asking schools to
help, too.
At
the
University
of
Pennsylvania; student traffic at the
counseling center is up 14 percent
this year, a phenomenon staffer
Vivian Boyd attributes to more
social acceptance of c&lt;;mnseling
services.
Another . Penn
counselor
attributes the increase to higher
academic standards and advertising.
"We are getting more kids
earlier every year, and are forced to
put kids on waiting lists all the
time," added Hipple.

~fit
ople who want
find forms
tll Fiorentino at

fi6.
is part of
ent which will
1d research and
he March Of
birth defects.
1es hopes to raise
dollars, the
tched last year.
tlk

:ek'sBeacon
:le on the

1op, "What
ers Look for
iring Coll
1ates: The
· of Extra-

iculars,"
wrong room
&gt;er. The
:&gt;n will take

:LC Room 1,
' Room 101,
.. m. today.

Diploma and Associate Degree
.N.'s can now begin to earn the
accalaureate Degree in Nursing at
ilkes College by successfully
hallenging just one exam, the
osby Assessment Test, instead of
hallenging the three eight-credit
courses • previously required for
admissions.
According
to
Acting
Chairperson Ann Marie Kolanowski, the new procedure was
established to "further meet the
needs of R.N.'s in Northeastern
Pennsylvania." Kolanowski said,
"There is a special need. The R.N.
who wants to earn the baccalaureate
degree usually has a full-time job
and family responsibilities. Yet, so
many are extremely well-qualified
though professional experience for
entrance into the program, that we
decided to re-evaluate our requirements to meet their particular needs
relating to time, expense, and
location for testing."
The results are that R.N.'s

may now take the Mosby
Assessment Test on the Wilkes
College campus whenever it is
convenient for the candidate. A
Petition to Challenge fonn may be
picked up from the Department of
Nursing, 217-219 South Franklin
Street. The completed fonn and a
minimal fee will then be returned to
the campus testing center, where a
date for the challenge examination
will be arranged.
The purpose of the Mosby
Test is to evaluate knowledge
gained in the basic nursing
program.
The candidate must
achieve a 55 percent or better grade
to validate prior learning; and if the
candidate has already taken the
appropriate Mosby Test, the
department will accept the score fo
up to three years from the time the
examination was given.
For more information, contac
the Nursing Department at ext.
230.

Newson named
ACE Fellow
Dr.
Roosevelt
Newson,
assistant professor of Music, has
been selected as an American
Council on Education Fellow in the
1987-88 ACE Fellows Program.
Newson's selection as a fellow was
annourn:;ed recently in Washington,
D.C., by ACE President Robert H.
Atwell.
Newson, who was nominated
for this honor by President
Christopher Breiseth, joins an elite
group of educators chosen from
around the country for ACE
Fellowships.
Each year, the
program selects only thirty to thirtyfive fellows in a national
competiti1.i11 to enter a program
designed to strengthen leadership in
American higher education by
identifying and preparing faculty
and staff for responsible positions
in
college
and
university
administration.
As a fellow, Newson will
participate in three five-day
seminars deaiing with higher
education issues, read extensively in
the field, produce an analytical
report, and engage in other
activities
in preparation for
administrative
responsibilities.
According to ACE officials, in the
22-year history of the program, 104
fellows
have
become
chief
executive officers, while more than
450 others have become vicepresidents, provosts, or deans.

Newson has been a member of
the Wilkes College faculty since
1982.
A pianist critically
acclaimed as "bursting with drive,
direction, and impetuosity," he is
known for both his musical and
academic achievements. He is a
native of Louisiana and a cum laude
graduate of Southern University in
Baton Rouge and attended the
Peabody School of Music on a full
graduate scholarship. In 1977, he
completed his doctoral studies at
Peabody, with the support of grants
from the Ford Foundation. He is
also a recipient of the F. Lammont
Belin Arts Scholarship.
He has played in concerts from
coast to coast, including ten
appearances as featured soloist with
the Baltimore Summer Orchestra,
and has presented solo recitals at the
National Gallery of Art, Johns
Hopkins University, and Town
Hall, New York. In 1978, Newson
was selected as the winner of the
Belin Compeiition in Pennsylvania
and the Triad Music Club
Auditions in New York City. That
same year, he completed a highly
successful European tour, playing
in Salzburg, Vienna, Brussels, and
London.
Newson's name will be listed
with this year's ACE Fellowship
winners in an upcoming issue of
the
ACE
Bulletin,
Higher
Education and National Affairs.

�PAGE SIX

April 9, 1987

A different perspective .

Gym dance--beach style

Miracles do
happen
by Ann Calkins

· week we ~
t the c·o nditi1
and on colle1
"Have a g
ns along w
conditio
, may be
to as the "cone

Dear Mum and Dad:
I love you! You have never questioned my ability to succeed,
even when I questioned it. You taught me to be honest, hard
working, and to treat others as I would wish to be treated. It has paid
off--1 am standing on the threshold of a new facet of my life. I am
relieved. Finally, after six long years, I am graduating. I look
forward to May 17 with a mixture of excitement, happiness, and
sadness. You might ask, "why the sadness?" I would have to
answer, "because you cannot be here to see me recieve my diploma."
I will look into the crowd on May 17 and will not see your smiling
faces as you proudly say, "that's our daughter."
The tenacity to "hang in there" was developed in my early years
by both of you. I can hear Mum now saying, "if you want to do
something, then by golly do it right--the first time," and "if at first
you don't succeed, try, try again." You gave me love too! Now, at
forty-eight, the star I reached for is almost within my grasp. I miss
you both very much, and throughout the past year I have been trying
to find a way to bring you both here to America for the graduation
ceremonies. It is not to be. The sheer distance (11,000 miles) and
your health prevent you from making the trip. However, I know that
you will both be here in spirit, and I will accept my diploma for you.
My life has changed tremendously over the last six years. Pain
and happiness have been part of the change. Your concern for my
welfare has been constant, always present in your letters and tapes.
New Zealand is so far away, an almost insurmountable distance.
Overshadowing the sadness of your absence on May 17 is great
excitement. After almost twelve years I will, after all, be seeing both
of you again. Since you are unable to be here, I will bring my
graduation to you. Sandrfi will video tape the ceremony and later,
after Todd has graduated from high school, I will be on my way down
to see you. I have never been able to be there for you when you were
sick or just needed to know you were loved and appreciated. Sure, I
always wrote to you; however, physical contact is so much better.
I wish that all my fellow graduates, and every person reading this
letter, would on graduation day, or any day, tell your parents how
much you love them. Thank them for all their love and support
during your years of growing up. For those who are graduating,
thank them for their support during the last four years that you have
spent furthering your education. I end this letter with one last
thought--miracles do happen.
With all my love always, Your daughter, Ann

Wilkes students stepped out this past rainy Friday to enjoy an evening of pseudosunshine and tropics at the annual April Fool's Dance, held at they gym. 1:he
evening which was sponsored by the Commuter Council and the Inter- Residence
Hall Council, featured a DJ, various contests, and a beach party atmoshpere
(complete with leis) that added to the festivites of the evening.

Wind Ensemble
•
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springs
into
spring
On Tuesday, April 21, 1987, Bialecki, Monica Spishock, and
Stephen Primatic will be featured
the Wilkes College Percussion
Ensemble will present its Spring on xylophone ragtime solos of
George Hamilton Green.
Concert at 8: 15 p.m. in the
The concert's finale is Tom
Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for
Gauger's Portico for Percussion
the Performing Arts.
Portico
was
The program will include a . Orchestra.
commissioned by the University of
collection of Rudimental Drum
Oklahoma Percussion Ensemble
Solos written by sophomore music
and utilizes ten players, eight of
major, Dominick Cuccia.
whom play melodic percussion
In addition, freshman music
instruments.
major, Stephen Fidyk, will be the
The concert is free and open to
soloist in the Concerto for Drumset
the public. Come and check out a
and
Percussion
Ensemble,
little cultural excitement.
composed by John Beck. Diana

Personal Classifieds
Joe K-Wasn't the score Friday night--Sue
26- Joe 21 ???
Signed, H.H.B.
Jump-I hear it's time for ICE CREAM
CONES again! Orange ones? Or
maybe CHERRY? Ha!
Desire'
Scott-Did you get to tuclc ~ into bed
Friday night?
Signed, H.H.B.
Sexpot-Give me time. I'll work out

s.

Joe K--·
You passed up the ultimate
intimate experience Friday with
Sultry Sue!
Signed, the Educator

Sexpot-I don't understand. You didn't have
a cluck before Friday evening.

s.

Dianna C.-How long will it be till I buy you
another FROSTY or dinner?
Signed, Clockwork Orange
Sexpot-Talk to me or does the "turkey"
have your tongue?

s.

Jeanine B.-Did Walt get to work on time Sat
morning?
Signed, The POOH
NAPPER
Sexpot-Does the sun rise early in Sunbury?

s.

Joe K-Could you see what Mary Lou
looks like in nurse's whites?
Signed, Hurting H.H.B.
Joe-You didn't ask me to dance! Why
not???

s.
Jeanine-You set a brand new Woodland's
record for having flirted with as
many guys as shots you drank!!
Signed, H.H.B.
Bob-Go for it!!
Sexpot-Are you going to tell us sbout your
exploration of Scott's car'?
Signed, Keeper of the Secrets

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Jim-I'm really glad you told me all
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Jeanine Bit is baseball time again; are you
waiting for your pitch from
DANA!!
Signed, Candy
Joe-But why Top Dog

s.

Sexpots-How is Walt's Serta Sleeper??
Signed Destined for Love
JOF-1 wish you'd make up your mind!
How many can you juggle? I hate
to say it--but you're getting like
"
J.un ..

more information.
Jeanine-It is almost the three year
anniversary of the Imperial
Intimacy. Are you going to
AL??
Signed, Keeper of the Secrets
Reggie W.-Get ready for another awesane
weekend. You are a true fi ·
close allthe way.
Signed, Jose
Uncle Leemus-lt's a long road home to Kin
Maybe you should find
on campus to crash ..•

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f I don't see you
'II see you
This week we will begin to
I the conditional "Happy
" and on collegts the con"Have a good break."
ssions along with the now
ting conditional "Merry
· tmas," may be collectively
to as the "conditional greet-

conditional greeting
· s two elements: a short
'tional wish of good measure
an adverb c~use stating a
'tion upon which the realizof the wish is contingent.
is an example: "If I don't see
have a Happy Easter."
The conditional
"Happy
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'f• Residence
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wisher expresses ·his hope that the
recipient of the greeting has a
gratifying time on Easter Sunday;
however, should the well-wisher
perceive the object of his wish
between the time of the wish and
Easter, the wish is no longer valid.
I don't think the author of this
over-used greeting intended the syntax to be altered as to become conditional. He meant "in case that I
don't see you," but that doesn't
make this greeting-preceding clause
any less cumbersome.
The conditional "if' betrays a
sense of paranoia in the greeter who
clearly fears that either his wish is
still premature or that (heaven
forbid) he may open himself up to
the risk of having to wish someone
two "Happy Easters!" That would

• • •
be like sharing that climactic good-

bye with someone whom you won't
see for awhile and as you approach
the car still savoring the emotion,
you realize you left your car keys
above their toilet. Having to go
back taints the emotional scenario
that preceeded it.
So the conditional greeting i~
an effective shield guarding the
greeter from any implication of
foolishness if he does run into the
recipient of the greeting again.
Having already wished one "Happy
Easter" using the conditional. he
can comfortably
assure
the
reciepient, "Hey, I allowed for this.
Remember?"
So, generically speaking, if I
don't see you . ..I'll see you.

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Bettina Gregory spoke to a
· g-room-only crowd at the
y Dickson Darte Center for
Performing Arts last Monday
· g, Ms. Gregory has been a
· g invesgative reporter for
News since 1974.
Ms. Gregory was the featured
er at this year's Max Rosenn
Series in Law and HumanThe series began in 1981, in
ition of the Honorable Max
n, sponsored by his former
clerks, friends, and family.
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of Pennsylvania for the past
years on the U.S. Court of

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Ms. Gregory was educated at
· College, and graduated with
sinEnglish and Psychology.
ABC correspondent Bettina Gregory relates her
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guaranteed
by
the
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Amendthat
right
' Gregory has been the Senior
She claims there is a
For
example,
if
the
Assignment Correspondent ment
ABC News since 1980. She has "natural tension between the press, government does not want the press
as a reporter on the Chal- the First Amendment, and the to give a great deal of coverage to
something, it will schedule a press
investigation, the Chernobyl government"
To illustrate this Ms. Gregory conference at 5:00 or 5:30 p.m.,
accident, the Three Mile
incident, and many other cited examples from her own knowing that the reporters have a
experiences. She noted that the deadline of 6:00. This, of course,
'onally important matters.
US
government has the unique prevents the press from asking any
As part of her regular duties,
Gregory was the White House ability to control any information in-depth questions, and thus, prespondent from 1979-1980, as that it chooses by controlling the vents them from covering the topic
as
Military
Affairs sources by which the reporter gets completely.
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ndent and the Federal the information, the atmosphere in
tory Agencies Correspon- which the reporter recieves the wants something to get sufficient
In short, Ms. Gregory has information, and the timing of the coverage, it will release the inforexperience dealing with the US release of the information. These mation at 9:00 or 10:00 in the
ment and its relationship to aspects, although not directly morning. This gives the reporters
violating the First Amendment, con- enough time to delve into the
JICSS,
Ms. Gregory spoke of the tribute to the problems that the material and get many different
Continued p. 10
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life back into order. If you're not careful, you may be
in hot water again sooner than you think... or at least
lukewarm water.

Taurus-Take a trip this weekend with someone
special. It's been ages since you've spent time alone
together. It is just what you need to rejuvenate a
sagging romance.
Gemini-Forget about relaxing over spring break.
You will need the time to catch up on assignments
that are long overdue. Next semester, try to get
things in on time!

Cancer-Time is runni ng out for you. It's almost the
end of the semeste r. You had better go ahead and
make your move with that special "friend" before
someone else grabs him/her.
Leo-Get some sleep. You're starting to lose touch
with reality and your friends are starting to think you
need psychiatric help. Take a break before you burn
yourself out.
Virgo-Watch out for a Scorpio that shows up on your
doorst~p this week. He/she may want to persuade
you to do something you don't want to do. You are
not as tough as you think you are.

Libra-Be careful, or you'll cut off all your friends with
your back-stabbing words. Your sweet little smile
doesn't work.when poison drips from your teeth.
Scorpio-Stop being a hypocrite and judging people.
Your friends are starting to get irritated. Take a look
at yourself before you talk about others. You'll
probably be surprised at the results.

t
t
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t · Sagittarius-You've worked so hard to obtain that
t goal and now.it's with in your reach. Don't give up! It
t wi ll be yours before you know it. It will definitely be
t worth all the work you put into it.
t
Capricorn-Spend a little time thinking about your
t future.
You might want to change some of those
t
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to change your mind.
t
t Aquarius-Start looking for a summer job. You never
t can tell, you may meet a special Cancer in the
t process. Anyway, you need the extra cash for an
t unexpected trip that will come up in August.
t Pisces-Wake up! That someone you thought didn't
t care at all wants you back at any cost. Don't fight it.
t Go back to him/her. You're destined to be together.
t
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�April 9, 1987

PAGE EIGIIT

WCLH spotli2ht

Nightsounds &amp; Andy Sunday Ja
by Lorri Steinbacher

It's Sunday night. You're sitting at your desk, trying as hard as
you can to study for that huge bio
test tomorrow. Instead of the comforting silence of peace and quiet,
you are confronted with the loud,
· pounding noise of someone else's
radio, or the violent yelling of two
roommates down the hall. Why
can't everyone just be quiet?
You turn on your radio,
hoping to find some soothing
music to put you in a studying
mood. Instead, you find that it's
heavy metal night on practically
every radio station you turn to. As
you twist the dial toward the left
end of the radio, you suddenly hear
a DJ announce, "Hello, I'm Andy;
and welcome to Nightsounds."
If you
do
hear
this
introduction, you have chanced
upon one of the more refreshing
shows on WCLH this semester.
Nightsounds features the best in
jazz, including fusion, New-age,
and some traditional jazz. The DJ/
host of Nightsounds is Andy
Morrell, a junior communications
major from Kingston who lives on
campus in Evans Hall.
With pop music flooding the
air waves, why would anyone decide
to do a jazz show? Says Andy,
"Jazz is definitely an alternative. It
is peaceful music--just man and his
instrument, as opposed to just
noise. They [jazz artists] are excellent musicians." Andy prefers jazz
music because it is "intricate and

involved. Jazz harbors some of the
although it cannot be categorized. "
most talented musicians in the
The label features music that creates
a mental atmosphere. Some titles,
world."
..;uch as Rain or Painoscapes, indiFor those of you not familiar
with jazz, the three basic types of
jazz music that Andy plays on his
show are fusion, new age, and
traditional jazz. Fusion is basically
jazz-rock crossover music. Most
likely, you have heard some of this
music at one time or another.
Traditional jazz music include the
classic artists, the oldies but the
goodies.
This music is very
improvisational. Perhaps the more
complex type of jazz is New-age.
New age music is "usually acoustic
and instrumental. It is music that
evokes atmospheric and emotional
effects. The music is usually written about an environment instead of
about a person or feeling," explains
Andy. "You can even trace it back
to classical music. At one point '
New-age was called nee-classical."
In addition to being raised on
jazz music, Andy cites his other
reasons for his love of jazz,"Jazz is
easily my favorite music in the cate this. Andy also plays a lot of
world. It is very expressionistic fusion. He describes this music as,
and probably one of the widest areas "highly energetic with excellent
of music.
There are a lot of rhythm sections(drums and bass)
that provide a solid down beat.
feelings and emotions in it."
Some of the artists you are Andy stressed a major difference belikely to hear on Andy's Sunday tween the jazz that he plays on the
night show include, Michael show and pop music. "Jazz is
[listened to] for the music instead of
Hedges, a steel string guitarist;
Scott Cossu and Philip Aaberg,
both pianists; Alex Di Grassi, a
guitarist; or Shadowfax.
"My
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was a neat medium," relates Andy.
He got a chance to talk to a DJ and
started right before Christmas
break. Andy sees that WCLH will
help him in his future aspirations.
Andy says, "Radio is the field that I
want to go into. WCLH spawned
that interest."
He wants to be
involved in anything dealing with

music. Andy is also
plished drummer and
see how far my dru
me."
He also feels that
helped
him
improvisational skills.
how to improvise on the
learn organization . . .
how to speak," he says.
the most important thi
learned in his expcric
station, is that a DJ has
to people, not at them.
to learn how to speak to
audience] like they're
friends."
In additon to pla
drums, Andy's other in
"sedentary interests,"
quiet, Cascade mountain
at road atlases, and a
actress. Andy is also in
other activites on camp
chairman of the Coffceh
mittee of the Programm·
(yes, he is responsible
great shows!), an RA ·
Hall, and he has contrib
of his orginal material
Manuscript. Andy is al. o
to be inventory director at
In addition to his jazz
which airs Sunday from

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Three members of the Wilkes
Speech/Debate Union recently completed their regular traveling season
with an impressive fourth place
team award at the Cumberland Valley Forensic Tournament.
The
event was hosted and sponsored by
Shippensburg University, Shippensburg, Pennsylvania.
For two and a half days of
competition, the Wilkes Public
Speakers competed against twelve
schools from Virginia, New York,
West Virginia, New Jersey, Delaware,
and
Pennsylvania.
In addition to the team award,
each member of the Wilkes squad
picked up individual awards.
Andrea Kocerha won a 4th place
trophy for her program in the area
of impromptu interpretation. Jeff
Eline won a 4th place award in the
area of salesmanship, keeping alive
the 23 consecutive tournaments that
Wilkes has entered salesmanship
competition and has placed . an
individual in the top six of that
event.
However, it was the rhetoric_a l

the words," Andy says.
Andy first became involved
with WCLH just this past semester. "I always thought it [radio]

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Wilkes to add an additional two
trophies to its massive collection of
hardware. Brain won third place
honors
in
the
Speech
of
Entertainment--commonly
called
the After-dinner Speech.
He rounded out his victories
with an impressive 2nd place
trophy in the difficult competition
known as Demographic Exhortative
Rhetoric.
In this type of
competition, the individual picks an
absurd topic and develops it into a
ten minute logical and persuasive
speech.
With the conclusion of the
regular season, the members of
"Kinney's Kids" are now ready to
travel to the National Speech
Championship
Competition
sponsored by Pi Kappa Delta
National Forensic- Association and
hosted by the University of
Wisconsin in Lacrosse, Wisconsin.
The Speech and Debate Union
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Wilkes/ King's Theater Group presented the comedy Hotel Paradiso this past
end, April 2-5 on campus at the Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for the
ming Arts. Pictured above are two of the performers who lent their talents
production. This was the final collaboration between the two schools this
r. You'll have to wait until next year to catch another performance of the
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For the week of March 29-April 5,
1987
1. U2 ............................................ ............... Bullet the Blue Sky
2. REM ...................................................................... .I Believe
3. U2 ......................................................... With Or Without You
4. The Cure........................................................Let's Go To Bed
5. Bob Geldof.. ..............................................Love Like A Rocket
6. Big Dish ............................. ............................. ...... Swimmer
7. Pete Townshend ......................... .................You Better You Bet
8. XTC ......................................................... Surrlmer's Cauldron
9. Oingo Boingo ................. ................................... Not My Slave
10. Eric Clapton ............................................. .... Tearing Us Apart
11. Scruffy the Cat.. ..................................... .40 Days &amp; 40 Nights
12. Pseudo Echo ................................................ Living in a Dream
13. Julian Cope .......................................................... Trampoline
14. David Bowie................................................... Day In Day Out
15. Deep Purple ............................... .................... Call of the Wild
16. General Public ................................................. ... Come Again
17. Cutting Crew ................................................ Don't Look Back
18. Lone Justice .............. .............. ............ ....................... Shelter
19. The Lyres ................................................ How Do You Know?
20. The Connelly ....................................................... Darker Days
21. Del Fuegos ............................................................Long Slide
22. Kansas ............................................................... All I Wanted
23. Gene Loves Jezebel.. ..................................................... Desire
24. White Snake ................................................. Still of the Night
25. R·obert Cray Band .................'. .................................. The Score
26. Flesh for Lulu ...................................................... .1 Go Crazy
27. The Cult. ......................... ................... Love Removal Machine
28. Alan Parsons .................................. Standing on Higher Ground
29. Lick the Tin ....................................Can't Help Falling in Love
30. Concrete Blonde .......................................... Still in Hollywood
31. Kate Bush/Peter Gabriel... ................................... Don't Give Up
32. Kraftwerk .................. ...... .................... ............Telephone Call
33. Billy Bragg .............................................................. .ldeo-Iogy
34. Synch .......................................................... Only in the Night
35. Steve Winwood ...................................... .............. Finer Things

Cereal serial

Some thoughts on breakfast
by Lee Morrell

etc.

PAGE NINE

The alarm goes off at exactly
7:31 a.m. The best part of the
morning is upon us. That's right,
breakfast is ready. There are probably many of you out there who
don't feel like a human being without having those slices of French
toast, or two scrambled eggs, or a
large stack of pancakes. Then,
there are the true breakfast aficionados like me who just don't feel
right without that bowl or two of
sugar-coated empty lumps of puffed
air and milk every morning. There
. is no breakfast like the breakfast
with more sugar in it than your
average dessert.
Recently, L began my independent research on sugar-coated
. cereals. I started out slowly with
Honey-Nut Cheerios. Really, considering the sugar content of this
cereal, I really shouldn't count it
but it does have some sugar, so I
included it. As for their advertising, the Cheerios people were
right, you can't sink those buggers.
You really can't eat them, either.
Well, maybe once in a while, like
oatmeal, but they are far too
civilized for me.

Next came Lucky Charms. mercials claim to be "orangey
Just looking at this cereal shows orange, lemony lemon, and new
you that it is different. There are grapity grape." What happened to
blue diamonds, pink hearts, yellow cherry? That flavor sold the cereal
moons, green clovers, orange stars, from the beginning, don't desert it
purple horseshoes, and all new now.
swirled whales. All this, plus three
Finally, this past week I tested
different shapes of sugar-coated oat one of the newest cereals on the
cereal. Now this is variety. Not market. That's right, it's Circus
only do you get variety but you Fun right here in my bowl, and I'm
also get a free Charm's blow pop. going to want to come flying for
What a bargain! This is the stuff horses, hoops, balls, bears, elethat fun breakfasts are made of.
phants, lions; and ALL NEW
Next, I began research on tigers. It's an interesting concept,
chocolate cereals and \Vent koo-koo but the cereal is new. It's so new,
for Cocoa Puffs. This is a break- in fact, that they haven't even
fast favorite of mine. This cereal begun including prizes in the cereal.
has better special effects than the Therefore, I will reserve my final
sound effects of Rice Krispies. judgment until they do, but I have a
You pour the Cocoa Puffs into good feeling for this cereal.
milk and your plain, white vitamin
I am far from done with my
D milk is miraculously transformed research. As long as new cereals
into delicious chocolate milk.
keep coming out and breakfast
Pretty special, huh? Not only that, remains the most important meal,
but the special prize was a pack of I'll keep testing. For now, though,
Popeye "spinach bubble gum"--a my findings have led me to believe
classic prize.
that the top dog in the cereal market
The fabulous fruit flavors of
is . . .Frosted Lucky Charms.
Trix was the next step in my
They're magically delicious.
I
research. Although the cereal itself
recommend them highly for a
is fantastic (kind of like fruit loops
balanced breakfast.
without holes), I have a major gripe
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April 9, 1987

Nightsounds

Amendment

Continued from p. 8

Continued from p. 7

Andy has a regular New Music
show from 1-3 p.m. on Fridays.
Andy stands behind the concept _o f a college radio station,
especially WCLH, all the way. He
says, "I think that people should
listen to their college radio station
and hear the voice of their peers.
WCLH is the best kept secret and
one of the strongest mediums on
campus. [We] reach almost one
million people." In addition to his
own show, Andy feels it is
worthwhile to tune in to WCLH,
any time between 7 a.m. and
midnight for a New Music experience.
So if you're looking for a little
peace and quiet on Sundays, or are
just looking to be exposed to a
different type of music than you're
used to, make Nightsounds--and
Andy--a part of your weekly ·
schedule.

It pays to

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Reader response
Continued from p. 2
to commend and honor the majority
of Wilkes students who possess and
practice social competence. We
welcome any comments and ideas
related to this or any topic of
concern. Further we recommend
that each individual on campus care-fully review and condone the i - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - J
following "Marks of An Educated
Man or Woman" as formulated and
adopted by the Wilkes College
faculty and which are published in
the yearly bulletin:
The Grim Reapers and Melayu Underdogs
9-27
are in a battle for league leadership. Broad St Bullies
9-27
An Educated Man or Woman:
The Grim Reapers lead Division A
with a 28-8 record, while Melayu is
:QIVIOSIQN B
-- seeks truth, for without on top of Division B with the same Melayu
28-8
th there can be no understanding;
28-8 record.
Rat Pack
24-12
-- possesses vision, for we
On the other side of the scale, Hakky Pakk
22-14
ow that vision precedes all great the Underdogs and the Broad St. Jerry's Kids
20-16
ttainments;
Bullies are battling for the cellar The Spares
18-18
-- is aware of the diversity of with 9-27 records.
Lucky Strikes
16-20
ideas and beliefs that exist among
For the men, Walt Grodzki had F.M.R.
16-20
all people;
the high series honors with a 592 The B&amp;J Super Bowlers
16-20
-- has faith in the power of score. Lynn Narvsewicz rolled a O.M. Tall Gals
16-20
ideals to shape the lives of each of 501 series to lead the ladies.
us;
The
complete
division
High wnes and series
knows that mankind's standings are, as follows;
Walt Grodzlci
204, 226,592
_/
progress requires intellectual vigor,
Howie Knorr
217,589
moral courage, and physical
DMSIQN A
Len Witczak
226,574
endurance;
Grim Reapers
28-8
Jirn Consugar
551
-- cultivates inner resources W.A.S.
24-12
Rick Santasania
225, 520
and spiritual strength, . for they O.M. Tall Boys
23-13
Marty Wojcik
202,532
enrich our daily living and sustain Miller Lite All-Stars
22-14
Bob Leo
202, 528
us in times of crisis;
Return of the Boneheads
18-18
-- has ethical standards by G-Spots
18-18
Lynn Narvsewicz
182,501
which to live;
Team Banzai
15-21
171,471
respects the religious Four Horsemen
14-22 Jess Holm
convictions of all people;
t-W=-a_n_z_o_r_,_C_o_n_t_fro_m_pg_.1-1---~W~ilk~es-.---------~
-- participates constructively in
"I know I'm not the fastest
the social, economic, cultural, and
Frank's dad, Edward, must
.
guy on the team. Most people told
have sparked hIS
political life ofthe community;.
son's curiosity
me I couldn't do it, but my father
bout
F
ank
ould
-- communicates ideas in a
a
soccer. r
w
go on to
· •'-· l
told me I could do whatever I
manner that assures understanding
wm uuee varsity etters in high
wanted
to. All I had to do was
hool
ti
and
unites us all in our search for truth.
sc
our more at Wilkes.
"Coach Wingert really helped work at it," said the four-year starter
me a lot when i was looking at and three year captain.
Wilkes. He gave me alot of
Frank has applied this advice
personal attention, " Frank said.
to school as well as to sports. After
Sincerely,
Frank
caught
everyone's completing a successful internship,
The Student Life
attention when he attained All- he has earned a position with one of
Committee of Wilkes College
Middle Atlantic Conference status the "Big Eight" accounting firms in
three years in a row as well as when New Yorlc. Frank is sure to win
------==~-=-=-=-=-=.:::..::..:::.=::=::::....1 he set the all-time assist record at big, whatever the game.

Bowling club

Tower Commission released its
report on the Iran/Contra scandal,
they released it early in the
morning. By releasing the information early, the commission gave
the press extra time to get the
reactions of everyone involoved.
No, this move is not a direct
assault on the press' freedom of
speech, but it certainly does have an
effect on the way the news will be
presented.
According to Gregory, the
Reagan Adminstration is one of the
most inaccessible in the recent
history of the presidency.
Even
the Nixon Adminstration, during
the Watergate scandal, was more
accessible. The problem of an
inaccesible
president
also
complicates the job of the reporter.
If the press cannot reach the
president, the press must get their
information ·from another source.
Getting information from a source
can tarnish a reporter's credibility,
and in this way further interefere
with the reporting of the news.
This is another indirect way the
dimensions to the story.
Ms. Gregory illustrated a good

Have

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and an

Happy

example of this type of
early press conference.
government has of con
effectiveness of the
Even the White H
may at times have legi ·
sons for withholding or
certain information, cro
der of propriety. As a
point, Gregory cited
practice of "selective
That is, Reagan's policy
answering those questions
chooses, and simply
"Oh ... I'm sorry I can't
to questions he does not
answer.
Through her ·
speech, Ms. Gregory was
make us more aware of tho
that the First Amendment
in.
She has experi
"danger" first hand and
consequences if, for e
practicelikedis-information
ganda, pure and simple,"
becomes widespread. Ms.
brought to Wilkes a taste
intriguing practices that go
hind closed doors in
government, leaving us,
considerably disquieted, thi

Easter/

enjoyable Spring

Look for the final issue of
Beacon for this semester on A

30. See you after break!

the
me certain honors
and recognition
. In Divisio
All-American bi
ID any program.
had two wrestlers

John Reese feels
two All-Amer
sending a messai
·ts. "It proves to
't have to go to
ean All-Ame
here, get a
ompete wit
in the cou
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wrestlers.
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ut who really
examples ,
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r were
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the culminati
work and sacrifi
was all over, it
because you put
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April 9, 1987

lhis type of
conference.

rmation, crosses
,priety. As a
egory cited
,f "selective
.e agan's policy
those questions
and simply
sorry I can't
ns he does not
rhrough her
ls. Gregory
nore aware of
'irst Amend
: has ex
first hand an

ere and simple,"
widespread. Ms.
:o Wilkes a taste
; practices that go
sed doors in

iller . Mejias
t the standard
There are certain honors that
iwestige and recognition to a
program. In Division I
g, an All-American brings
to any progrllffi.
ilkes had two wrestlers who
All-American status and it
'ght pay dividends· in the

h John Reese feels that
ing two All-Americans
is sending a message to
recruits. "It proves to kids
ydon't have to go to a big
to become an All-American.
can come here, get a good
· , and compete with the
1restlers in the country,"

Coach Reese.
Wilkes is among the
Division I wrestling
it doesn't always get the
name wrestlers.
More
y it recruits the type of
who hasn't quite reached his
· yet, but who really wants
prime examples of this

terl

is Mejias and Andre
Neither were highly
out of high school, but
made themselves into All-

oring

.issue

of

ster on

.'

Dennis, becoming an Allwas the culmination of a
md work and sacrifice. "As
it was all over, it was a
· f, because you put a lot of
ilro a sport and you're

t.

te.
1.A. fllll

Miller.
When you compete in a sport,
you want to leave fulfilled. Andre
Miller has no regrets about his
wrestling career. 'Tm thankful I'm
able to leave this sport fulfilling
my goals. I wanted to be number
one, but I thank God that I can
walk out of this sport and take
something with me that nobody can
ever take away from me," continued
Miller.
So, another year of wrestling
is over and it has left some great
memories behind. Dennis, . Andre,
and also Craig Rome, who came
just one match away from AllAmerican status, have set a high
standard for future wrestlers, a
standard that insures future success.

rank Wanzo
•
winner
ith all the negative things
said about young men and
it's nice to hear something
once in awhile.
Wanzor, a senior at
is a soccer and baseball
but more importantly, he
1J.37 GPA and is a leading
for Academic All-

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Bike

drained," offered Mejias.
Dennis still has another year
to build on his achievement, but he
feels that this year will help in
preparing for next year. "Being an
All-American will definately help
me train harder during this off
season, because I'm not satisfyed
until I am the best that I can be,"
added Mejias.
Andre
Miller
will
be
remembered as one of the greatest
wrestlers in Wilkes College
history. He has shown what hard
work and determination can
accomplish.
Becoming an All-American
was the final chapter in a great
career for · Aridre. "I wanted my
family, peers, and coach to know
that I've worked 100%," remarked

came to Wilkes after
Mater Dei High School in
wn, New Jersey. He chose
because he felt, "academic
)l)U can't beat it." Also,
liked the area and the
touch that a small college,
Wilkes, could provide.
· two sport athlete/high
honor student was looking
ege that met his academic
1.1 his

sports standards.

gh Frank played varsity
for four years at Mater Dei,
intention of playing

"My friends got on my case
until finally I thought, why not?
I'll try it for one year," said
Wanzor.
Frank's freshman year would
turn out to be the year that Wilkes
swept Juniata and Dickinson in the
final games to crown the Colonels
as conference champs.
"We had to win and the whole
team just pulled together," offered
Frank.
Frank says he11 nevt'J: forget
that moment or the great coach that
led them to the championship.
"Coach Duliba is one of the
greatest coaches I've ever played
under," said Frank.
As an interesting side note,
Frank's mom, Lois, started off his
interest in baseball.
·
"My dad travelled a lot with
the Navy, so he wasn't home much.
My mom taught me how to play
baseball while my dad was away.
When my dad was home, he got me
interested in soccer and volleyball,"
Frank noted.
Cont onpg. 10

Rugby can somtimes be a struggle as the Breakers learned this weekend

1-- - - -- --------------------- -- - -- - -- -- - -

Breakers lose two
to the Hibernians
by Dave Serino
On Saturday, the Breakt'J:S
hosted the Hibernian Rugy Club on
a wet and muddy pitch. The
outcome of the game was as
gloomy as the weather for the
Breakers.
The Hibernians took the A
side contest 6-0 and went on to a 144 victory in B side competition.
The start of the A side game
was delayed about a half-hour
because of a heavy downpour, but
the delay didn't help the Breakers at
all.
When the opening kick was
received by the Hibernians, it was
raining hardt'J: than during the delay.
Because of the driving rain the field
was . in very poor condition. This
made play extremely tough. ·Ball
movement was difficult and any
points put on the board would be
very important.
Halfway through the first
period, the Hibernians brought the
ball deep into W ilkes-Barre territory
with some accurate and timely
passing. Within minutes the
Hibernians were about to score the
game's only tri.
A Hibernian back rumbled into
the tri zone for the game's first
points. The conversion was good.
As the whistle blew to end the first
half, the score stood at 6-0 in favor
of the Hibernians
In the ~nd half, the sun

In B side action, the results .
were j ust as gloomy for the
Breakers. The Hibernians broke out
to an early 8-0 first-half lead on
some good scrum play.
The Hibernians controlled the
ball through the first half and the
Breakers were held scoreless.
In the second half tht'J:e was
much of the same results for the
Breakers. The Hibernians scored
early to make the score 14-0. They
continued to control the ball. As
the game was nearing the end, it
looked like another shutout for the

Trivia Corner-----------------•
by Lee S. Morrell
Another repeat winner, ho-hum. Maybe aftt'J: break we will have a
new winner. Until then, a sincere congratulations to Coach Duliba, oh
uh, I mean Don Shaw. Don correctly answered last week's questions by
· stating that Happy Chandler was the baseball commissiont'J: at the time
of the landmark signing of Jackie RobinsoQ in 1947. Don also told us
that the only National League team to fall prey to a Nolan Ryan nohitter was the Los Angeles Dodgers.
The season is now in full swing. You11 hear the cry of the umpire,
"YOUR OUT," the cry of the players, "YOUR BLIND," and the cry of
George Steinbrenner, "YOUR FIRED." Also, get ready for the old
classic, "This Week in Baseball" with everyone's favorite, Mel Allen.
That's right, more baseball, but this time, a real challenge.

QUESTION # 1

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hung I
field I
ball I
both I

came out but the clouds still
over the Breakers. . Sloppy
conditions added to poor
movement on the part of
teams and the game ended with the
score 6-0 in favor of the
Hibernians.

Hibernians.
Then came scrum half, Andy
Harris out of the pack for the
Breakers. He broke loose and
scrambled about fifty yards,
untouched, for Wilkes-Barre's only
score of the day. The conversion
kick was no good and the game
ended with the score 14-4 in favor
of the Hibernians.
The A side is now 1-3 and the
B side is 2-2. This week the
Breakers travel to Lancaster. They
will be home again on May 2 to
host the Lighthouse Rugby Club.

. What player-manager led the Cleveland Indians to a World Series
victory at the age of '19?

OUESpPN # 2

Who, m 1970, was the first playt'J: selected to an All-Star game
starting lineup as a write-in choice by the fans?

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I

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Good luck _to all of you who try to answu thIS week. We truly
hope these quest10ns are not too hard for you. We would hate for you to
have to call, say, a baseball coach for the answers. "The greater the
~!fficulty, ~e greater the glory."- Cicero from De ~ciis. For $5.00
its worth It Contact us here at The Beacon on the third floor of the
S.U.B. or call at ext 379.

�Wilkes College

Vol. XXXIX

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 22

18766

April 9, 1987

Colonel
of the week

Salsberg fans 13 to
beat Scranton
by Jim Pyrah
The weather played havoc on
the Colonels' baseball schedule this
week. The rains let up just enough
to allow a doubleheader with
Scranton. Wilkes took advantage of
the opportunity and earned a split
with the Royals.

Wilkes
Scranton

Ericka Oswald

Don Shaw fell to 1-2 as he
took the loss for Wilkes. Reliever
Dave Nargoski also had a poor
outing. He gave up several runs
including a grand slam.
Catcher Bill Harries was 2 for
3 in the loss.

Wilkes
Scranton

7

4

2

16

Willces came out strong in the
first inning taking an early 2-0 lead
on a home run by slugger Joe
Ranieli. Ranieli has emerged as the
man with the big bat for Coach bob
Duliba. He has 4 home runs so far
this year.
Unfortunately, that was to be
the only scoring for Wilkes.
Scranton soon gained the lead as
they scored three runs in the second
inning and five runs in each of the

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Some people say that you can
spot a true champion by the way
they come back from a loss.
The Colonels bounced right
back from
the embarrassing
thumping in the first game by
rallying for a 7-4 win in the second
game.
Tom Salsburg showed why he
is one of the best in the league. He
struck out 13 batter on his way to
his second win against one loss.
Salsberg did not give up a hit until
the fifth inning. He now has 39

Eric Price all had hits 10
Colonels in the seventh
rally. Brian Gorski also c
a walk to the big inning.
Ranieli delivered a 2
single and Eric Price, a
Wyoming Valley High
MVP award winner,
mammoth two run hornet 10 •
game for Willces.
Brian Gorski was 2 f&lt;r 3
Ranieli went 2 for 4 for Wi
Willces is now 5-5 on the
The weather has cause.cl
scheduled games to be pos
cancelled altogether. Wilkel
manage to travel 10
yesterday for a doubleheader.
will carry comlete game
The game had an
tmish as Scranton pulled
in the top of the seventh.
responded with a 5- run
inning to win the game.
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Any Rocky's
out there?
If you got caught up in all of
the excitement of the HaglerLeonard title fight or if you just
want to take the frustrations of the
semester out on someone, then we
have just the thing for you.
The 8th Annual George S.
Elliot Boxing Tournament to
benefit the George S. Elliot
Memorial Scholarship Fund will be

held the week that we return from
Spring Break.
For
information
about
competing in the event you must
contact either Craig Covell at 8266098 or Bill Kem at ext. 123. You
must get in touch with them
BEFORE break if you want to enter
the tournament.

by Kathy Harris
Rain played a major role in
this week's softball action. All but
three games were rained out and
only two of those games were
rescheduled.
Despite
this,
the
Lady
Colonels upped their record to 2-7.
The lone win of the week was a
shutout of King's, 10-0. The game
featured a fine pitching performance
by Ericka Oswald. The Ladies also
dropped a double header to
Elizabethtown.

Wilkes
Elizabethtown

1
3

Elizabethtown scored only one

earned run in the first game of this
Jacque Caldwell gave up
doubleheader. The other two runs three hits in the winning
were both unearned.
Ericka Oswald suffered the
Lisa McDonald pitched a three Wilkes.
hitter and struck out five for the
win. Lisa Bair hit a double for
Wilkes
Elizabethtown.
King's
Jen Bodnar only gave up one
run in the losing effort for Wilkes.
Ericka Oswald pitched a
She pitched a four hitter for the hitter in a stunning perfonn
Lady Colonels.
Thursday. Ericka also scored
and had two RBl's in the win.
Wilkes
1
Jen Bodnar, Jill ~
Elizabethtown
4
Melissa Kennedy, Margo S
and Nikki Saporito all contri
Three Wilkes errors in the RBI's to help the winning cause.
fourth allowed Elizabethtown to
Willces scored six runs ia
score four runs in the second game fourth and three in the seven~
of
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                    <text>'ol. XXXIX
No.20

el

roup designed
support
ack students
organization designed to
the black population at
the Black Students
is now in its initial
~tion.
Coalition began as an idea
by the members of the
committee,
whose
are Rayford Carter,
S. Harrison, Kevin
, Timothy Walker, and

s.

lier

students have drawn up
tion to establish the rules
·uon will adhere to, as well
·n objectives. According
of the founding committee
John Williams, "We had
and spoke of starting it
Finally we got tired of
about it and did something

.

members of the BSC want
· any fears the Wilkes
ity may have about the
non. The BSC is not a
or separatist organization,
r a positive force. The
was officially declared a
Government sponsored

organization as of March 13, so
membership is open to all Wilkes
students, as well as to members of
local communities.
The Black Students Coalition
is trying to achieve several
objectives. "The initial purpose,"
said Kevin Lawrence, "is getting
the blacks together."
The
organization would also like to
serve as a bridge between the blacks
on campus and members of the
community.
The
founding
committee feels the blacks at
Wilkes are not being viewed in a
true light by the community due to
a lack of communication.
"We would like to get them
[the black students] more involved
in College and community affairs,"
said Timothy Walker.
Kevin Lawrence also feels the
BSC will become an important tool
in helping those black students on
campus to identify with each other.
He feels the BSC could maintain
such an identity for the 15-20 black
students who reside on campus.
The Black Students Coalition
may serve as an aid to increase

Continued on p. 3

Have a problem? Need someone to talk to?
the peer counselors group which was formed
of c?mpus counseling.
Pictured are Marie
to n~ht), Tara Haas, Brenda Gerhard, and
are KIDI Supper and Frank Ketchak .

30 attend open
hearings on Core
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

ilkes RCRC to
fer workshop

es

nsburg

1
4

inds died down
· of the twinbill
~an to show some

ugh a special arrangement
le Computers, the Wilkes
Regional Computer ReCenter (RCRC) is offering a
to local teachers of grades
ugh twelve at no charge.
Computers will pay all
non and materials fees for an
· nal computer workshop
for Tuesday, April 28.
According to Dr. Barbara
i, director of Microcomputer
. n at the RCRC, 26
attended the first free
op to be offered under this
ment.
The workshop,
, "Effective Writing with a
ter: Beyond Word Prog," brough consultant Cathy
, Minnesota Educational
uting Corporation, to the
s to train teachers in the use
processing," data base, and

writing analysis software for fifth
through twelfth grade classrooms.
On April 28, the RCRC will
host up to 30 teachers for a
workshop on "Mindscape," which
produces educational software for
problem-solving and social studies.
A national representative from
Mindscape will train teachers in
techniques for applying this
software to their own classroom
situations, and for sharing this
information with fellow educators.
Participants will also receive
comprehensive teaching packets to
take back to their schools from the
session.
Since enrollment in this
workshop is limited, those interested are asked to contact the
RCRC as soon as possible. For
further information, call Bellucci at
824-4651, ext 278.

Maybe t~ese people can help! They're part of
under the guidance of Mark Sowchik director
Everett, Laura View, Steve Morris (front, left
Sue Novobilski (back).
Missing from picture

Thirty people, including committee members, attended last
week's open hearings on the
_proposed Core Curriculum.
According to Sharon Telban,
chairperson of the Core Curriculum
Review Committee, eight students,
16 faculty and staff members, and
six committee members came to
the three meetings held last
Wednesday and Thursday. Some
people came to more than one
meeting, she noted.
Telban felt that the "quality of
questions" asked was "impressive."
"I think the questions they
asked showed that people thought
about it and thought about the
impact it would have on students,"
she said, adding, "The students
asked good questions."
Questions were raised on
several topics, including the
possibility of overlapping distribution courses, the freshman
seminar, the foreign language
proficiency, and J?hysical education

requirements.
Another area of
discussion, Telban said,- was the
"insurance of the quality of teachin!:,
in the distribution." The question
was' asked, "What will the impact
be on educational excellence?"
A student who went to two
meetings noted that she talked to
Telban after one meeting and found
it "more informative" than the
meetings themselves.
The student explained that
when she first went to the
meetings, she did not agree with the
proposed revisions.
"But after
speaking to Sharon," she said, "I
think they have the right idea. It
does seem like thay have a reason
and a plan for it."
"I feel a lot better about it after
talking to her," she added.
But the student feels that the
meetings themselves were "political." She explained, "The whole
idea of changing the Core is
political, and a lot of political
things came out at that meeting."
As an example, she cited the
Admissions Office's opposition to

the proposed foreign language
requirement
The next meeting of the. Core
Curriculum Review Committee
will be held tomorrow, ApriC2, at
2:30 p.m. in the conference room
of the
Nursing
Deparment.
Everyone is welcome to attend and
share his opinions.

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April 1, 1987

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Reader response

Black Students
Coalition--a step
in the right
direction

Students defend The Dating Game

This week's issue of The Beacon features an article
concerning the formation of the Black Students Coalition
(BSC) on the Wilkes College campus. This sort of
organization is long overdue at Wilkes. The organizers
should .be applauded for taking a difficult initial step in
~ttemptmg to create a greater awareness that such groups are
m fact needed among the Wilkes College community.
The purpose of the group, as stated in the article, is not
to separate, but to bring together the blacks on and off
campus with other black students, campus organizations,
and the local community. The basic goals established in this·
statement of purpose should serve as a springboard for the
formation of other such groups on campus.
Wilkes College, however, is behind the times as. far as
SUJ?port. ?rganizations are .concerned. Other colleges and
umversmes around the nat10n have recognized that support
groups are cru~ial.. This is evidenced in the variety and
number of organ1zat1ons found on campuses. Gay alliances
and womens' groups are two of the
many support
organizat~ons being formed to bring together people with
common mterests and concerns.
In .addition to their social function, the groups also, and
more importantly, serve as a means of support for its
members. Students are able to meet and discuss special
problems and issues that they are faced with as members of
that group.
. Taking the first step in any new area is always the most
difficult one. The BSC has started the ball rolling. Campus
support groups that promote an open, healthy exchange of
ideas and a sense of unity should be promoted and
supported. The formation of the BSC will hopefully
enfO!!rage ?ther groups to o~ganize coalitions on campus
brmgmg Wilkes College more m tune with the times.

-m:bt 1Altacon

VOL. XXXIX No. 21 April 1, 1987
Editor-in-chief. .....................................................Pamela K. Jones
News Editor .....................................................Elizabeth Mazzullo
Feature Editors .................................................. Lorri Steinbacher
..................................................... Michelle Munday
Sports Editor................................................................ Jim Pyrah
Copy Editor.....................................................Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editors .................................................. Murnal Abate
.................................................... Lisa Miller
Photographer ............................................ :................ Bruce Alexis
Advertising Manager ................................................ Mark Shedlock
Business Manager ................................................... .Joel Fomalont
Distribution Manager .................................................. Joe Bauman
Advisor ..................................................................... Tom Bigler

Dear Editor:
In response to Q. Jane Circa's
"
sad commentary . . . "
(March 26)
I am sorry to say that I did not
attend either the Bob Garner Show
or Winter Weekend, but I was
present at both The' Dating Game
and Chicago City Limits. Call me
crazy, but I got the impression that
people
there
were
enjoying
themselves.
I'm sure some people did drink
before these events, but l'm equally
sure most did not. As for sexual
connotations and even sexual
displays, anyone offended was at
liberty to get up and leave any
time; although I can't recall an
instance when such an occurrence
did't produce a roar of laughter
and/or applause.
Both The Dating Game and
Chicago City Limits were audienceparticipation events, and thus the
audience dictated the course of the
evening. If they wanted shows
"referring to sex, _sexual organs, or
homosexuality," that's what they
got. And what's wrong with it?
These are people who, for the most
part, are decent, if not hardworking, college students out for a
good time. The purpose of college
is not solely to educate, but also to
socialize. Can anyone truly believe
that the happenings of these two
evenings
were
educationally
detrimental or socially harmful; or
that similar or "worse" things don't
happen at other colleges, possibly
the one just down the street?
College years are almost by
definition a time to enjoy yourself;
raise a little Hell; and talk, joke,
and (dare I say it) participate in
activities involving sex or alcohol.
If this isn't your idea of fun, fine:
do what you like; but I wish people
would stop trying to police the
morals of others.
Bill Moses

Dear Editor:

In recent issues of the Beacon
a few articles appeared expressing
disgust over occurances at the
Engineering Club's annual Dating

Game. It is my intent to clear up
the misleading, ambiguous, and
inaccurate remarks made in two of
these articles, "The Dating Game:
A Night to Remember?" by Holly
A very; and "A Sad Commentary on
Wilkes," by Q. Jane Circa.
First, Holly Avery's article
leads (or rather misleads) the reader
to believe that the events that
occured on stage at the Dating
Game were planned in advance
(most likely by the Engineering
Club). This is completely wrong.
Quite to the contrary, the only
planning that is done for the Dating
Game is to arrange to have the
CPA for the evening and to obtain
volunteers, from all majors within
the college, to be contestants.
Neither the questions to be
asked nor the replies and actions are
planned by the Engineering Club.
Rather, the questions are planned by
each individual that is to ask
questions, and the replies and/or
actions are not planned by anyone
in advance, since the contestants do
not know what questions will be
asked.
Also, I would like to point out
that the majority of the contestants
are not even Engineering majors let
alone members of the Engineering
Club. Therefore, I feel it was
unfair as well as wrong of Holly to
present the events that occurred as a
poor reflection on the Engineering
Club. In addition, I understand that
Holly was upset mainly because
she brought her young son to the
show. I do not understand why
anyone would bring a young child
to &amp;ll'. college function when they ·
know that things like this, and even
worse, can and do occur. Would
you bring a child to a college
function?
While Holly's article contains
only facts, even if some are
misleading, Q. Jane Circa's article
not only misleads the reader, but
twists the facts through ambiguity
and innacuracy to paint a picture of
the Dating Game that suits her
article.
To back up this point, I would
like to quote Q. Jane's article: "As
far as the Dating Game is
concerned, I understand that large
quantities of alcohol were present
backstage so the contestants could
get 'prepped' for the show." A
reporter should not write on what

Contributing Writers: Lee S. Morrell, Q Jane Circa, Kim Klimek,
John Cusatis, Kathy Harris, Tami Kunkel, Marsha Howes.

mean.
Obviously, to Q.
bottle of beer that I te
amount, constitutes a
quantity. It is also ob ·
this is just an example of
Jane words a sentence such
illustrates her point rather
provides the reader with the
facts.
Poor reporting ·
opinion.
Final! y, I would like IO
out that the quote from Q.
article misleads the r
believing that the Enginee ·
provided, allowed or knew
alcohol backstage. This is
case, the truth is that nei
Engineering Club nor any
members provided, allo
knew of alcohol backstage.
In conclusion, I feel
Beacon has painted a
misleading and inaccurate
the Engineering Club and
acknowledge this fact by ·
formal apology. Also, I
to ask Q. Jane Circa why she
not use her real name when
a misleading commentary?

"There is in human nature, generally, more of the fool than on
the wise."
--Francis Bacon

Essays: Of Boldness

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Sincerely,
Howard L. Knorr, Jr.
EngineeringClubPresident

(Editor's note: Holly A
response appeared in the •
response" section of the
page, not under the headlint
Dating Game: a niglrl
remember?" In addition, tit,
identity of Q. Jane was ~
from the last sentence of tht
in order to preserve the a
of the write,r.)

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officers

Contributing Photographer: Elizabeth Mazzullo.
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor
must be signed to insure validity.

they "understand" through
and heresay, but they sho
on facts, something Q.
statement definitely does n&lt;t
I was present both
and in the dressing rooms
Dating Game, and did not
.am'. alcohof at all. However
brought to my attention
contestant did bring a slight
of alcohol with them. My
the term "slight am
intentional to emphasil.e
ambiguity in Q. Jane's use
term "large quantity." BOO!
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PAGE THREE

April 1, 1987

me thoughts on Workshop to address the
mmunication
value, of extracurriculars
a few thoughts on
· tion this week . . . .
talked about- commun11 lhe past in this column,
focus has usually been on
1stration. And indeed, a
dents do complain that
inistrauon is hiding
from us" about tuition or
'what's really gomg on
pus."
as they say, people who
houses shouldn't throw
fmbeginning to think that
mmumcat1on problem"
l!etch across the whole
affecting faculty and
as well as administration.
might think I'm simply
gative again, but I do have
for writing this column.
it's The Beacon.
last week's paper came
tiard a lot of comments
e of the stories in the

Most of the comments were
about the front page story. A lot of
people, both students and faculty,
said they were surprised The Beacon
ran the "Graves arraigned on
charges" story. They didn't think
the College would "let" The Beacon
run the story.
To me, this shows that a lot
of people don't understand the
purpose of this paper. This is a
student-run newspaper, and its
purpose is communication, not
covering things up or ignoring
what needs to be said.
This goes for students' actions-from
criminal
charges
to
immaturity--as well for as the
actions of the administration.
The Beacon's role is to report
the news.
But since the
communication process is twofold,
the rest of the College community
has a responsibility, too.
If you don't like something in
The Beacon, let us know. That's
what the "Reader Response"
section's for.

by Kim Klimek
Are you planning to look for a
job in the near future? College is a
means to reach your "dream job."
Many students have the misconception that getting a job means
they have to display superb college
grade point averages.
Although grades are important
to employers, employers do not
look at grades alone.
They also
look at an applicant's extracurricular activities.
After meeting with the
Volunteerism Committee, Jane
Elmes-Crahall, assistant professor
of speech, communications, and
theater arts, decided it was time to
hold a workshop on extra-curricular
activities.
Through
Elmes-Crahall's
planning, students will be able to
attend "What Recruiters Look For
When Hiring College Graduates:
The Value of Extra-curriculars"
sponsored by the Committee o'n
Volunteerism and the Career

Planning Office.
She said that many students do
not see the payoff in joining extracurricular activities, but she hopes
that the panel discussion will help
students see the opportunities
through the experiences of others.
The disussion will be held
during activity period on Thursday,
April 9, at 11 a.m. in Stark 101
when extra-curricular groups meet
sO"advisors may bring groups to it.
Anyone interested may attend.
Four Wilkes College graduates
will be present to talk about the
importance of extra-curricular
activities in their job experiences.
Those appearing will be Betty
DeCosmo, commercial market
manager and officer of United Penn

Give blood
next Thursday
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

ent enrollment at Wilkes.
pie, the BSC would like
in conjunction with the
of Admissions by giving
JXOspective black students.
idea of a black students'
·on is not a new one at
About seven years ago,
an organization similar to
here, but because of a
in black
student
~ the organization folded.
ough several members of
ding committee will be
g in May, they have
hopes the BSC will

on hand as the Coalition holds its
first function, which is tentatively
scheduled for April 7. The group
will be holding a reception to
promote
awareness
of
the
organization and its objectives.
Invitations will be extended to all
student organization leaders, faculty
advisers, deans, and President
Christopher Breiseth.
Lawrence feels that the BSC
has received a positive reception so
far. In addition to Wilkes students,
many people outside the campus
have expressed interest in joining
the group.
In its constitution, the Black
Students Coalition lists its goals as
follows:
(I) Establish a forum whereby
black students and its members can

meet :md interact with each other.
(2) To apprise black students
of special programs and of other
opportunities within the College
community and Wilkes-Barre.
_
(3) To address the problems
faced by members of our
organization.
(4) To aid Wilkes College in
exploring means of increasing black
student enroIIment.
(5) To seek opportunities to
participate in community-sponsored
activities.
(6) To provide an atmosphere
of openness between ourselves and
other campus-sponsored organizations. Moreover, we pledge to
explore avenues to joint sponsorship and participation with other
campus organizations.

Bank who received her B.A. in
english/communications, a B.S. in
business/communications, and a
Master's . in business; Michelle
Jones, personnel manager of
Jewelcor Corp., a communications
major who graduated from Wilkes
in 1986; Sandy Long, admissions
recruiter of College Misercordia, an
English major who also graduated
from Wilkes in 1986; and Donna
O'Toole, communications assistant
at C-Tec of Dallas who graduated
from Wilkes in 1985.
Sue Hritzak:, assistant director
of Career Services, will be
moderator. Elmes-Crahall said she
will be there and invites all students
to attend.

Next Thursday, April 9, the
Red Cross will sponsor a blood
drive at the Gym from 10 a.m. to 4
p.m.
You can donate blood if you
are healthy, aged 17 to 75 and
weigh at least 110 pounds.
There are a few other
eligibility requirements. First, it
must be 56 days since you last gave
blood.
To donate, you also must be
feeling well the day of the blood
drive and cannot be on antibiotics
for an infection. You can donate
only if you have never had

hepatitis, heart disease, a stroke, or
cancer, and only if you have not had
malaria in the past three years.
You cannot donate if you have
had major surgery, a tattoo, or a
blood transfusion done in the past
six months.
You also cannot give blood if
you are pregnant or have given
birth in the last six weeks.
Finally, you cannot give blood
if you are in a high-risk group for
AIDS.
Please contact the Health
Services Office, ext. 494, or the
Red Cross, 823-7164, if you have
any questions.

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April 1, 1987

Acguaintance/date rape

I couldn't believe it was happening to me
by Marsha Howes
Hear the word rape and women
of all ages cringe in fear, imagining
a stranger in a dark alley ready to
attack -any innocent woman who
happens by.
This unknown,
potential rapist is the one our
mothers have warned us about-don't walk alone on the streets at
night, don't go to a movie or play
by yourself, always check the back
seat of your car before entering, and
observe possible escape routes
should you be approached by an
unknown male. The threat of rape
by a stranger causes women to
restrict their activities, perhaps
change their lifestyle.
But the stranger rapist is not
the only one-we must be concerned
about Indeed, a rapist may be
someone we know; he could be a
colleague, ex-boyfriend, classmate,
or neighbor. Picture this account
taken from Ms. magazine of
October, 1985.
"It was the beginning of
spring break when I was a junior. I
was in good spirits and had been
out to dinner with an old friend.
We returned to his college (dorm).
There were some seniors on the
ground floor, drinking beer, playing

One of them, John, wasn't playing,
but he was interested in the game.
I found him attractive. We talked,
and it turned out we had a mutual
friend, shared experiences. It was
getting late, and my friend had gone
up to bed, so John offered to see me
safely home. We took our time,
sat outside talking for awhile.
Then he said we could get inside
one of the most beautiful campus
buildings, which was usually
locked at night. I went with him.
Once we were inside, he kissed me.
I didn't resist. I was excited. He
kissed me again. But when he tried
for more, I said no. He just grew
completely silent. I couldn't get
him to talk to me anymore. He
pinned me down and ripped off my
pants. I couldn't believe it was
happening to me .. . "
This incident clearly demonstrates the difference between stranger rape· and acquaintance or date
rape, a phenomenon that has attracted the attention of researchers for
the past several years. The act of
rape, using coersion or force to
have sex with a person against her
will, is the same in both instances.
The difference between the two is
trust. A victim of acquaintance/date
rape is not only violated physically

bridge. I'm an avid player, so we but psychologically.
Comments
joined them, joked around a lot. such as, "I trusted him," or "He was

my friend," or "I can't believe it
happened to me" convey this.
Guilt, shame, misunderstanding,
and silence surround the victim of
acquaintance/date rape.
Statistics from a recent Ms.
Magazine Campus Projtct on Sexual Assault survey confirm the
widespread incidence of acquaintance/date rape on campuses
throughout the nation. This survey
reached 7,000 students at thirty-five
schools. Some of the results are:
--52% of all women
surveyed have
experienced some form
of sexual victimization.
--One in every eight
women were the victims
of rape, according to the
prevailing legal
definition.
--One in every twelve
men admitted to having
fulfilled the prevailing
definition of rape or
attempted rape, yet
virtually none of these
men identified
themselves as rapists.
--Of the women who were
raped, almost three
quarters did not
identify their experience

as rape.
--47% of the rapes were
by first or casual dates or
by romantic
acquaintances.
--Three quarters of
the women raped were
between the ages of 15
and 21; the average age
at the time of the rape
was 18.
--More than 80% of the
rapes occurred
off-campus, with more
than 50% on the man's
turf: home, car, or other.
--More than one third of
the women raped did not
discuss their experience
with anyone; more than
90% did not tell the
police.
What might be done to reduce
the incidence of acquaintance/date
rapes? Eighteen-year-old college
students are most vulnerable to
acuaintance/date rape. Therefore,
colleges need to provide all female
and male students with information
about this type of rape. Orientation
would seem to be the ideal time to
do
this.
Other services colleges can

provide are crisis interven
advocacy and women's st
grams that educate about
and rape. Lastly, young
and men can begin to talk
about their beliefs and ex
about sex. When women say
they may need to say it lo
clearly, and men may need to
serious! y and hear the "no."

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Friday April 3, 1987
in the Gym 9PM to 1

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Third world
series concludes
by Lee Morrell

Wednesday. March 25, brought
the Third World Lecture Series to a
close. The last installment featured
Dr. Ilan Peleg, the chairman of the
Department of Government and
Law at Lafayette College in
Pennsylvania. Dr Peleg gave a
lecture entitled, "The Other Arms
Race:
Soviet-American Arms
Supplies to the Third World." The
lecture was introduced by Joel
Bedatsky, chairman of the HistoryPolitical Science Department
Dr. Peleg opened his lecture
by questioning the effectiveness of
the Strategic Defense Initiative
(S.D.I.), perhaps better known as
"star wars." He touched on the
possible consequences 'of this
system. One example given was
the "Nuclear Winter," as deatiled by
Carl Sagan.
Dr. Peleg pointed out that
"although the other arms race is not
well understood, [it is] more
politically important than a USUSSR balance." In fact, between
the years 1972-1980, the USSR
supplied Iraq with between 4 1/2
and 5 billion dollars in arms.
Dr. Peleg also gave som~
reasons that the USSR supplies
many countries with defense. First,
_it is a good way to lure a country
out of "corporation" with the US.

Second, the USSR has nothing else
to offer but weapons. Third, the
USSR supplies arms to guarantee
bases and ports in the Third World.
Dr. Peleg also pointed out the
changes in United States policy
toward arms. In the 1950's the
U.S. practiced "relative restraint"
otherwise translated as "we build
arms but keep them to ourselves·-we don't sell."
This attitude
~(?ntinued__ through the 1970's at
which point we began "unrestrained
supply." This tranlates as "we build
our own arms and sell to other
nations."
In 1976, President Jimmy
·carter brought back "relative
restraint," but with 1980 came
Ronald Reagan and a return to
"unrestrained supply."
In fact,
according to Dr. Peleg, "In 1982,
the U.S. sold 22 billion dollars
worth of arms."
Dr. Peleg disagrees with
President Reagan's policy and
closed by saying, "Despite powerful
coalition, I think there is a
profound reason to work for
restraint."
After a question and answer
period,
Dr. Christopher Breiseth
thanked
all
involved
and
congratulated Dr. Kenneth Bauzon,
coordinator of the Series on a job
well done.

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by demons," announced Weckesser's doors boarded up. In
Christopher Breiseth the middle of the meeting, Viceat apress conference, "and President for Academic Affairs
someone to help us Gerald Hartdagen began speaking in
our demons."
tongues and what was described by
work
in
Wilkes' one observer as a "green liquid that
tive office building has looked a lot like vomit" issued
astandstill for the past two from his mouth as his head spun
because 0f the demons' around on his neck.
Hartdagen then ran into his
ording to Jane Lampe- office, still screaming curses in a
w of student affairs, the strangely deep, inhuman voice, and
disturbances began about a locked the door. He still has no;
ago. "Doors started opening emerged.
A few people brave
ing by themselves," she enough to look through the keyhole
dcoffee cups kept falling have reported seeing his body
if knocked by an invisible levitated several feet from the
But at the time, she added, ground.
"It
was
just
terrible!"
thought much of it and
"The
the incidents as freak exclaimed Lampe-Groh.
demon just took over poor Jerry's
body. We've all been afraid to go
1 when a pitcher of water
ugh the air at a President's back into the building since then."
A Catholic priest, Father
meeting and poured its
on Breiseth's head, the Guido Sarducci, was called in
in Weckesser began to be immediately to exorcise the demon
haunting Hartdagen.
Sarducci is best known for
wearing a huge silver cross having exorcised the demons from
10 his lapel in hopes that it the Smurl home in West Pittston
earlier this year.
ward off evil spirits.
"This is a very stubborn
ut nothing seemed to work.
poltergeist's
act1v1t1es demon," Sarducci said. ''I've been
, and one secretary even working on it for almost two weeks
10 having seen the ghost of now, and it shows no signs of
I Capin wandering through going. I never thought I'd find the
Is of Weckesser--in broad demon that could outlast me, but I
think the Weckesser · demon could

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Hartdagen's condition is unknown.
Sarducci says the demon has only
allo"wed Hartdagen himself to speak
for a few seconds. Most of the
demon's speech, according to
Sarducci, consists of curses
screamed out in another language
and the repeated statement, "I won't
leave here yet!"

After a nationwide search,
College has found a new
ident for academic affairs.
Wee Hennan will take over
from Gerald Hartdagen, who
ced his resignation earlier
ester.
Tlie Bacon
spoke to Dr.
by phone on the set of his
d televison show.
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g forward to coming to
," Herman said. "I've heard
many good things about the
, and I think I have a great

deal to offer."
'Tm the luckiest boy in the
world!" Dr. Herman exclaimed
with a huge grin on his face.
Dr. Herman explained how he
came to apply for the position at
Wilkes.
"O.k., o.k., so this is my first
position in college administration,"
he said. "But when I saw the ad in
the 'Help Wanted' column, I
thought, 'Hey, I can do that!"'
"After all, I manage a large
staff on my weekly show. I think
trying to keep a genie, a talking
chair, three hippie kids, my

At press time, the fate of
Weckesser Hall remains uncertain.
But according to Breiseth, there is
hope that the demons will leave
Wilkes. "I just got off the phone
with the Ghostbusters," he said
early this morning, "and they're
coming tomorrow to get rid of that
demon, once and for all."

Ever since the demon took ~ver Vice-president Hartdagen's body
ominous fog can be seen over Weckesser Hall even on the brightest days.

Wee named VP

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be my Waterloo."
S.ince
yesterday's
press
conference, Breiseth said, donations
of Bibles and crucifixes have been
arriving in the Wilke_s Bookstore
from all over the nation.
The switchboard has been
jammed with calls from priests and
mystics offering their aid, but the
demon shows no signs of leaving.

boyfriend and girlfriend, and all
those little clay people happy has
definitely prepared me for college
administration," Dr. Herman said.
Dr. Herman has plans to
improve Wilkes' academic environment.
One of his goals is to
institute a "Word of the Day"
program to improve students'
vocabulary. Dr. Herman wants to
create several new majors at
Wilkes, in Cartooning, Claymation
Management, and Scooter Maintenance and Repair. He also wants
to replace the traditional "Ralston
Cheer" with his trademark "Tequila"

dance and form the "P. W. Herman
Bicycle
Safety
Club"
for the cycle enthusiasts on
campus.
Dr. Herman is well-qualified
for the position. He graduated from
Harvard University with undergraduate degrees in Wordology and
Culinary Arts, with a minor in icecream soup.
Herman did his
doctoral study on "The Social
Implications
of
Claymation
Theory."
The Bacon
wishes Dr.
Herman success in his new position
at Wilkes.

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WHICH IS BIGGER?

Editor's comment
Proposed admissions
test a hit!!
A nationwide epidemic of declining college
enrollment has not passed by Wilkes College
without leaving its mark.
The Declining
Freshmen Enrollment Committee has been
formed to evaluate the possible source of the
problem and to make recommendations to
correct the problem (besides, Wilkes needed one
more committee to win the "Private College with
the Highest Number of Meaningless Committees
Award.")
The committee has devised a new
admissions test for incoming freshmen that will
help raise enrollment for next semester. The
Bacon believes the committee has done a fine
job. The devised tests are more difficult than
the present admissions tests but in the long run
will increase the competitiveness of the College.
Good work!!

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forgot about you! Hold onto your
seats, girls. That hunk of man, the
man named Sexiest Man Alive by
People magazine--Boxcar Willie-will be there to set your hearts aflutter.
The men have never played
together before, but said that when
they met at a party, hosted by
Mark Vetovitz of the Programming
Board, they just couldn't resist.
"Mark was definitley a guiding
force in bringing us here. If it
weren't for his absolute love of our
music, he never could have
convinced us to play here," says
Whitman. "Mark's a real guy."
Boxcar Willie, ever the
playboy agrees, "Yeah, and that
Amy Wiedemer sure is cute, too!
Stanky and his Coalminers, a
cult favorite here at Wilkes
College, have played at parties here
before. "At first, nobody liked to
admit it. Wilkes felt they were just
not cool enough for Stanky," says
one band member. Wilkes learned
· kl y, though, and Stanky and his
qmc
band were in great demand to play
dances and parties all over campus.
The three are very excited
about playmg a prestigious campus

like Wilkes. "We have been very
limited in our college audiences
lately. We even had to resort to
The Programming Board has
playing
the dumps--you know,
it again. That's right, folks,
Princeton, Harvard, schools like
bunch of people that brought
that," comments Willie. "When
great entertainers such as
Wilkes asked us to play, we jumped
yLandry, ScotJ•ones, Mister
at the chance. It is quite an honor."
ers, and the Star Trek
"Yeah," says Slim, "We're
vention have finally outdone
sick of playing dumps. Wilkes is
selves. This Saturday will
like a breath of fresh air."
'nly be a night to remember.
Separately,
these
three
of music's greatest performers
fantastic performers pack quite a
lake the stage together for the
punch, but together they will
first time!
undoubtedly have Wilkes absolutely
No, it's not Paul, Ringo, and
out
of control. The Programming
rge. It's not even Peter, Paul,
Board has anticipated this and has
Mary. It's bigger than that. It
even hired outside security to cover
been billed the Whitman,
the show.
"After all," Amy
illie, and Stanky Extravanganza,
Wiedemer
says,
" We don't want
Wilkes College will be the first
any riots. I'm sure there will be
experience the magic.
many attempts to rush the stage and
For most of us it would be
with ol' Willie up there, there will
ghjust to be able to experience
probably be a few girls tempted to
sheer charismatic charm of Slim
start throwing underwear. We just
iunan up close and personal.
don't want mass hysteria. With a
, no, The Programming Board
triple bill like this, it may be hard
not stop at just one dynamic
to avoid."
ormer. Stanky and his CoalThe Slim Whitman National
ers will also be on hand to
Fan Club, which started right here
· g the Wilkes College audience
on the Wilkes campus has a
their feet and dancing. And
membership of over 1,000 students.
men, don't think that Wilkes
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the student population belongs to
the prestigious organization.
Fan club president, Murnal
Abate, feels that Whitman's music
illustrates the feelings of the youth
of today. "Slim is not only quite a
showman, he speaks for a
generation," says Abate, with
reverence in his voice.
Obviously, the show is going
to be a popular one, so get there
by Bud Y. Zerman
fear."
Touring with Dr. Sta-Puf are early. In fact, I was outside the
SUB today and many freshman
Have you awakened to the two
noted
professionals
in
ds of footsteps overhead? How zombieism or "life in spite of groupies have already laid down
their sleeping bags in anticipation
ut chains rattling at night? death," Dr. Jason Voorhees and Dr.
of Saturday. Just -remember, this is
ybe you have heard slamming Fred E. Krueger. Both doctors are
a landmark concert and you may
when there is no one else in experts in the field of rising from
never get to see these three this up
house? "Yes," you say. "What the dead to exact some sort of pain,
I do?" The Wilkes College or even in certain cases death. - close and personal ever again!
The show begins at 8 p.m. on
cert and Lecture Series may When asked what interested them in
e your answer. In light of the this field, both replied, "It's
Saturday at the SUB. Be there or
ent disturbances at Weckesser something we've seen in the
be square.
I, the Series committee brought movies, in such classics as Friday
an expert in the field of the 13th and Nightmare on . Elm
ltergeist activity.
Street, and felt that it was truly
The renowned Doctor of something worth studying.
terology at Yale University,
The lectures will last about an
.Sta-Puf Marshmallow Man will hour each and will be followed by a
in the Dorothy Dickson Darte question and answer period.
mer for the Performing Arts, Refreshments will be provided. If
ight at 7:30 p.m. Dr. Sta-Puf is - you cannot attend, the doctors will
only an expert on spectre gladly visit you in your own home
·vity (S.A. as he calls it), but is for a small fee (at your own risk).
a well-known actor, who most
The lecture series contfoues
ently has been seen in a BIG next week with a lecture entitled
in the movie Ghostbusters.
"Music and Ghosts," with a guest
Dr. Sta-Puf, who is staying in panel featuring Elvis Presley, Jim
candy aisle at the Kingston Morrison (if, in fact, he really is
p-Rite during his visit to the dead), Buddy Holly, Benny
, said, "My main goal is for Goodman, and Sid Vicious. It will
pie to understand what they call definitely be something to look
sts.' If people understand, they forward to!
one step closer to losing their

r. Sta-Puf to
lear up
theory

*~

Aries--Run off and elope TONIGHT. Your future
depends upon finding a mate immediately! If you
don't do it now, you will end up alone for the rest of
your life!
Taurus--You will be abducted . by a green alien who
will answer to the name of "Joe." Be careful, the
· planet
Zefa-five may sound good now but I
guarantee that later things will not look half as good.
Siick · to your own species and everything will be AOK.
Gemini--Plastic surgery is the answer to the
problems you have been having lately. Try a little
tummy tuck, a nose job, or liposuction and things will
come into focus. Or it could just be that brand of
deodorant. ..

Cancer--You will have a close encounter with a pink
elephant at the next party you attend. If you do see
him--run. It's been rumored that Dr. Chris Breiseth
has been using that disguise to catch offenders of the
alcohol policy!
Leo--Transfer to another college NOW. The friends
that you made this past weekend will come back to
haunt you. The badge was not from Cracker-Jacks.
Your best bet would be to head for Mexico to Costa
Rica.

Virgo--Have you

heard the insult "Your mother
wears Army boots"? Well, it's not to far off. Be aware
of all changes in your dear mother, she's not the
same woman that she has always been.

Libra--Sorry, there was nothing in your stars this
week, check back next week!
Scorpio--You will come into a very large sum of
money this week-end.
Along with that, you will
receive property holdings in Atlantic City. Be careful,
though, rolling doubles three times will put you right
~n jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

Sagittarius--There is no beating around the bush
here, you're failing out
humiliation and go home.

of

school,

avoid

the

Capricorn--That great sounding person who called
you for a date this week-end is actually an escapee
from a mental institution. Go anyhow, you may learn
something.

Aquarius--Try not to leave the safety of your home
this week-end,or for that matter, the entire week. A
violent killer awaits your exit and will pay you back for
going through that STOP sign near your house three
years ago!
Pisces--Something fishy is going on here!
Not
really, it sounded good though. Watch out for men
with three arms, wearing Burger King uniforms!

�What a way to
Thousands,
maybe
even
hundreds, packed into the Wilkes
College gym last week to watch a
classic basketball matchup between
the Willces faculty and the Wilkes
students.
The faculty boasted that,
although they were slow, they had a
superior game plan that would lead
them to victory. They would not
comment on just what that plan
was.
The students
were not
intimidated, though, as they cited
youth as their principal advantage.
The faculty enlisted the help of
Coach Ron Rainey in developing
their skills. The students had stellar
basketball player Jeff Steeber to
guide their efforts.
As game time approached, the
crowd was entertained by the
cheerleading squaqs for each team.
First, leading the faculty
cheerers, was Dean George Ralston
who stirred fans with the Colonel
yell. He was followed by President
Breiseth, Dean Jane Lampe-Groh,
and
Jane
Manganella,
who
performed an acrobatic routine to
inspire support for the faculty.
Leading the student cheering
section were Scott Zolner and Keith
Manchester. They performed an
intricate routine involving bananna
peels and marshmallows.
With game time close at hand,
our Sports Information Director,
Patty Moran, had the duty of
introducing the starting lineups for
each team.
Playing center for the faculty
squad was Dr. Kuo-Kang Shao.
Quoted before the game, Dr. Shao
said, "we must transform our
potentialities into actualites."
Point guard duties were to be
handled by Dr. Thomas Kaska of
the Language and Literature
Department. "I goose butterflies for
a living, so scorching the nets is
nothing new to me," commented
Dr. Kaska.
The other guard position was
played by Dr. Clyde Houseknecht.
When asked about his team's
chances, Dr. Houseknecht replied,
"by and large, I think our secret
game plan will make the
difference."
Houselcnecht
also
declined to elaborate on the plan.
"Let me interject," Mr. George
Gera, the teams forward, stated, "we
are all very bright people on this
team. I hope you all recognize that.
We have come up with a superior
game plan."
Rounding out the lineup and
playing the other forward spot was
Dr.
Joseph
Salsburg.
"The

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scheduled, because the roof repair
Curiousity began to center may be costly.
around just what this secret plan of
Bewildered, Dave Roe~uck
the faculty might be.
grabbed the ball and passed 1t to R
It was time, though, to forward "Big" Lou.
Mr. Gera ~
introduce the members of the bolted for the pass, but missed and
student team. The crowd, largely continued to bounce right out the Is
made up of students, went wild door of the gym and staight up
when their squad took to the courts. South Franklin St.
Playing center was the talented
"Big" Lou fed the ball to Jim
safety from our football team, Dave Farrell who went up for the shot. ~
Roebuck. Dave could not be reached Dr. Salsberg jumped up to try to ~
for comment prior to the game. block the shot but failed. The
Fred Klein reporteii that he and students scored and took a 2-0 lead.
Dave had had a rough time at Five Dr. Salsberg got stuck in a
Day the night before.
continuous loop as he repeatedly
At the power forward position bounced from the ceiling to the ~
was "Big" Lou Manganello. "Big" floor of the gym.
g
Lou was trained for the game by his
Dr. Houseknecht and Dr. 8~
roommate and successful basketball Kaska, the only two faculty
mentor Joe Folh.
members left, elected to continue g
"Diamond" Jim Farrell covered the game. They had faith, they said,
the other forward spot. Jim trained in the "Air Nejib" invention.
by playing "guerrilla" basketball
Dr. Houseknecht brought the
with an unidentified female.
ball down court, but he was
Holding down the guard spots
were Tom Gasper and Sophomore
Class President Mike Canterella. ch~engOO by Tom GaTom and Mike planned to sponsor a
victory party at Mike's apartment
after the game. Mike says he will
offer free "quarters" lessons to
whomever needs them. Tom
promises he will wear his toga.
The time of reckoning was at
hand. There would be no more
Dr. Kaska was the only faculty
speculation. One team must win
and one team must lose. Soon we
would know just what this secret
plan the faculty had was all about.
Both teams took, the courts.
Dave Roebuck lined up against Dr.
Shao f&lt;X" the tip off. Mr. Gera took
one last long draw out of the the shot as Kaska took a powerful
oxygen mask. The game was about leap at the net With the help of
to begin.
"Air Nejib" Kaska sailed right past
Suddenly, Dr. Umid Nejib the net without ever letting go of
rushed out onto the court with a the ball. He sailed up into the
large black bag. He began stands
and
began
bouncing
distributing strange spring like uncontrollably in the crowd, forcing
devices to the faculty. "This is the evacuation of the building.
secret plan. I had my engineering
Dr. Nejib frantically raced
students develop them. I call them around yelling that someone had
'Air Nejib'. With them, you can sabotaged his invention. Someone
jump ten feet high and ten feet made the springs to tight, he said.
forward."
No one would claim responsibility,
The students cried foul, but the but engineering student Jamie
officials ruled that the faculty could Ralston had a suspicious smile on
use the devices to offset the his face.
youthful advantages of the students.
And so the game ended. the
So the game was set to begin. students won 2-0. The faculty ,
The students reluctantly took their members have been dizzy from the :
positions, wary of the strange experience ever since. No one is •
looking "Air Nejib" devices the sure just what happened to Mr. :
faculty strapped to their feet.
Gera. Some say he was spotted •
At the tip off, Dr. Shao leaped bouncing toward Madison· Ave., :
after the ball and, with the aid of N.Y.
:
'"Air Nejib," sailed clear through the
roof of the gymnasium. It fa a good

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Congratulations to our new vice president of academic
P.W. Herman. Dr. Herman correctly answere&amp; last week's Bacot1
trivia. In case you missed it, Dr. Herman told us that Porky T.
the "Run for the Apple" 25 K race in Cumberland County
straight years from 1978 to 1981. Also, Swine Boarwangerwas
first winner of the Hogsman Trophy for excellence on the "grid·
With spring in the air, there comes rain. With rain comes
with mud comes the prime pig sports season. With that in mind,
some pig sports trivia.

QUESTION# I
Which bat wielding pig has hit the most home runs in
history?

OUESTION#2

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Racing) racer most recently surpassed the 200 victory plateau?

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Bacon. If you have the answers, don't call us, we'll call you.

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PAGE NINE

When people select an identity
they wish to fit into, life becomes a
drag. But submission is not uncharacteristic of man, whose masochism blossoms each time he
allows the need for someone else's
question?" or "How would a biker
acceptance to reduce him to serdress for the occasion?"
vility.
Slavery to an image is
If identity is a problem for
much easier than the responsibility
someone, he shops for one. The _ of creating an identity.
most · accesible one is O .K.
It is fun watching the
Consequently, our culture is stockevolution of a young person's
ed with a diverse inventory of
identity at its incipient stage, being
images. Do you want to be a
there the first time they "link
Bevan's Man or a Koral's Woman?
themselves" to, say, dope. WatchOr maybe you want to be like the
ing the budding dope-smoker adopt
actor in the Levi's 501 jeans
the manner and language of the
commercial.
Is Michelob your
recognized-dope-smoker, and sudbrand? People like to have a brand.
denly become like really into the
That is, they are willing to be
Grateful Dead. It's a rocky trans"branded."
itiqn, getting terms like "doobie"
The National Culture Comand "bong hit" to flow freely, while
mittee is studying this phenompunctuating each sentence with an
enon. They reported last week that
unpretentious
succession
of
people are buying these images that
"mans."
beer and blue jeans commercials are
I came up with this verse one
peddling. The ads pretend to be
night after watching a girlfriend
selling a product that will set you
make a subtle but very conscious
apart from the crowd. But, as the
identity alteration:
committee reports, "they are
actually selling conformity."
She always used a glass
Image seekers really make life
When drinking beer,
dull. After seeing a thousand tails
I did not, and recently
on people's necks or nine million
Nor did she, she made it clear:
boring variations on the "Baby on
She'd mixed drinking from a
Board" sign, one tends to wonder if
bottle
man has -scrapped his imagination.
With her consciousness of
Image seekers are not interested in
"class"
imagination.
Imagination means
And she fastened this to her
change. And change causes people
identity
to say "that's not like you." And
As she'd shove away the glass.
suddenly there is a .crisis.
And so guys will continue
I put "class" in quotations
hacking off their sideburns above
because it is an equivocation. It
the temple: "It's what's cool, and
it's me, man."

hat's not like you!
elderly woman walked into
t one night. She was a
customer. In fact, she was a
fuce all over town. She
wandered about downtown
volumes of newspaper.
ys pause at luncheonette
and work cros~ord
She'd gained notoriety as a
And it was not unusual to
at 4 a.m. downtown in a
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me at the counter--where
ly sat. The waitress had
coming, so she placed a
kcoffee in front of her.
t'dllt tea," the woman said.
t's not like you," the
replied. It was her way of
· · g, though it was clearly
tion. What she meant
o do you think you are
l11llething different tonight,
eton."
woman turned to me. "I
they do that," she said.
people love "when they
' People like to be recog"regulars." To most, when
ndcr slams their brand of
the bar without having to
they are flattered. They
· identity affinned .
tity is defined by the
gist Erik Erikson as "the

accrued confidence of sameness and
continuity." By about high school
age, we become conscious of the
identity we are developing. In the
following years, we may battle
with our identity either because we
are uncomfortable with it, or
because we have a tough time
putting our thumbs on the nature of
our indentity. Erikson calls the
latter problem "role confusion."
I have tried to discover the
cause of role confusion, ancj, I
believe that the problem is inherent
in the name. If we see ourselves as
having to perform a "role," we will
naturally become confused when the
identity that seems fitting for the
"play" receives no applause, or
worse, if the role we must play
conflicts with our real impression
of the world. If we are too identity
conscious,
we
become
a
misrepresentation of ourselves.
Identity should develop as a
natural result of our choices. Our
choices should not result from a
preconceived, forced identity. Authentic consistency in our behavior
and thinking is not the result of a
contrived identity.
Rather than allow our identity
to result from our own personal
principles, we sometimes base
decisions on their ability to fit into
the image we feel we project. Our
identity becomes "image" when it
becomes so conspicuously publicconscious. We play a role: "How
would a yuppie respond to that

could mean "style"
strata," both of which
very conscious. She
aware of a public

or "social
this girl was
was always
eye.
This

contributed to my tiring of the role
of boyfriend.
I remember years ago, after
one date with a girl, her friend told
me that "she liked me because I had
'class."' I found that term incongruous with any impression I had
of myself. Not that I didn't think I
had class. But I didn't think I had
displayed the connotations of her
"class." But I discovered myself trying to behave consistent with this
identity that she had secured for me.
It was all very ridiculous.
Identity gives birth to itself.
And as it grows into fruition, so
developsself-confidenceandproductivity. We limit ourselves when
we allow another to lock us into
their image of us or when we strive
to project an image. We like to
have some context with which to
identify; it gives us balance. But
society encourages us to be simple.
People identify you with your job
or your last name. Think once of
the complexity of any human body
part. Think of the brain. Why
should anyone deny its complexity
by forging a life that is based on a
duplicated image.
My friend wants to start
wearing cowboys hats.
But he
knows everyone who knows him
will make fun of him. He'd better
face it. It's too late to start wearing
cowboy hats. I think I'll tell him
to hack off his sideburns. That's
more like him anyway.

oncert to honor Gasbarro
R. Gasbarro (1921a member of the Wilkes
faculty--and family--for
drree decades. Professor of
since 1958 and chairman of
ent of Music from
9, his overwhelming
as teacher, mentor, mus11d friend is clearly reflected
success of his students and
· ation of his colleagues to
Saturday, April 4, at 2
the Dorothy Dickson Darte
for the Performing Arts, the
College Department of
will celebrate Gasbarro's life
·c with a memorial concert
-class stature.
barro's achievements and
tions to both the College
music world are many. A
of the prestigious Julliard
of music, he shared his love
· as both a performer and
. Prior to joining the
of Wilkes College, he
as Director of Instrumental
in Logan, Ohio; InstruTeacher and Director of
and Orchestras at Walnut
High School, Cincinnatti,
and an instructor of band

clinics at Ohio University. In the
years immediately before and after
World War II, he performed with
professional stage and dance bands
throughout the eastern, midwestern,
and southern United States.
A recounting of even these
achievements, however, does little
justice to a man whose true gift
was to inspire dedication and
excellence in thousands of students
during his career. Better proof of
Gasbarro's gift can be illustrated in
the enviable records of these
students, and the respect for him
that many have exhibited in
returning to the College for this
concert.
Among the first musical
careers that blossomed under
Gasbarro's tutelage was that of
Richard Stoltzman, recognized
internationally as one of the foremost performers in the music world
today.
Stoltzman, who has
perfonned before audiences in the
Hollywood Bowl and Carnegie
Hall, will also perform at Wilkes
College (i)n April 4, to honor his
former instructor.
Stoltzman's
Wilkes appearance is scheduled
around a 1987-88 concert tour that
includes performances in Italy, Ger-

many, and Denmark with the National, New Jersey, St. Louis,
Indianapolis, and Baltimore Symphonies, and a third engagement at
Carnegie Hall.
Also appearing on the program
is Christine Donahue, an alumna
of Wilkes and second place winner
of the Metropolitan Opera Auditions.
Another highlight of the
Gasbarro Memorial Concert will be
the performance of tubist Don
Butterfield, a member of the Radio
City Music Hall Orchestra and the
American Symphony Orchestra.
Butterfield was also Gasbarro's
roommate at the Julliard School.
Butterfield will offer a world premiere in Gasbarro's honor--Reflextion for clarinet and tuba, which he
composed himself.
Reflextion is one of three
world premieres set for the April 4
concert. Also premiering will be
Blossom for brass composed by
Wilkes professor of music, Bruce
Reiprich, organizer of the event;·
and A Paganini for solo clarinet. A
Paganini
was
composed
by
Gasbarro's former student, Edward
Yadzinski, a Wilkes alumnus and
member of the Buffalo Philhar-

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manic Orchestra. The memorial
concert will also bring alumnus
Thomas Hrynkiw back to the
Wilkes stage. He has achieved international acclaim as
a concert
pianist, recording artist, and studio
teacher in New York City.
The desire of Gasbarro's
students, colleagues, and friends to
appear at the event in his honor was
witnessed again and again by
Reiprich in planning the Memorial
Concert. Reiprich is not surprised,
however, at this show of loyalty.
"The gift of music was one that
William Gasbarro gave freely," he
says.
"It is perhaps the finest
tribute of all that so many people

are willing to join together on this
occasion to return that gift to him."
The public is cordially invited
to attend the William R. Gasbarro
Memorial Concert at no charge.
For those who knew Gasbarro, the
event will provide a fitting
opportunity to share the occasion
with others who hold his memory
dear. For those who did not know
him, however, the concert presents
just as great an opportunity to
witness, through the performances
of Gasbarro's students and friends,
his life's work which will live
through all those he bas touched.

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you choose a brilliant roommate. Like a
Macintoslfpersonal computer. And now
there are two models to choose from.
The Macintosh Plus, which comes
with one SOOK disk drive and afull megabyte of memory(expandable to four).
And the new Macintosh SE. Which

comes with either two built-in SOOK
drives, or one drive and an internal
20-megabyte hard disk. As well as a
choice of two new keyboards.
Inside, the SE also has an expansion slot, so you can add a card that lets
you share information over a campuswide network. Or another card that

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John Koch at SLC, Room 426

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game of a double-header
Thursday.
The Lady Colonels record now

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Pam Morgella pitched a nohitter and had four strikeouts as
Trenton State coasted past the Lady
Colonels in action Sunday in
Trenton. Morgella also walked one
for Trenton State, which is the
Number -One ranked team in the
nation for Division III
Kim Skrepenek had one
strikeout in the loss for Wilkes.

Wilkes
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Tammy Petraskie pitched a
Linda Woodward gave up five
· rand had four strikeouts in
hits and had one strikeout as
Valley's win. Both hits
Trenton State won the second half
up by Petraskie came off the
of the double-header. Jen Bodnar
Wilkes' Kelly Wandell.
wal,ked two and gave up eleven hits
&amp;icka Oswald had six
in the losing effort for Wilkes.
ts in the losing effort.
The scores of Tuesday's doubleheader with Elizabethtown were
5
unavailable at presstime.
Next
1
week's schedule has the Lady
Colonels facing cross-town rival,
Wilkes' Jen Bodnar pitched a the Kings Monarchs, on April 2,
muer in the Lady Colonels' Juniata in a double-header on
win of the season.
Sunday, April 5, and the Lady
Margo Serafini hit_a single and Royals of Scranton in another
home ,run and Encka Oswald double- header on T ue sday, Apn·1 7 .

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0Os1ers #1
Hoosiers, the movie, has been
ly successful at the box
but Hoosiers the actual
team from Indiana are in
by themselves. Literally.
lbe Indiana Hoosiers defeated
gemen of Syracuse by a 74m on Monday night to

become the NCAA
National
Champions.
Keith Smart was voted the
MVP of the game. This was the
third national title for Indiana
coach, Bobby Knight.
Way to go Hoosiers!

The action in the 1987
Intramural Softball League has been
slow in getting started this year.
The weather has had alot to do with
that. The league has managed only
one game last week before being
rained out this week.
The league is divided into two
seperate leagues, the 4:00 league
and the 5:00 league. Each league is
split into two divisions.
Following is a list of all the
teams competing this season;
4:00LEAGUE
DIVISION A
1. Rouges Mahones
2. Super Stars
3. The Frotteurs
4. Miller Lite All-Stars
5. Constant Woodys

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Under the direction of Coad1
Wingert the Wilkes College
1 tennis team has earned its
win in several seasons. They
Allentown College, 6-2,
past weekend at the losers

The Colonels picked up wins
lingles competition from Chris
·, John Patterson, Jeff Wertz
Tripp Cowley. The team of
~ and Patterson along with
and Larry Hubert notched

wins in doubles competition.
Earlier in the week Wilkes
bowed to Scranton University, 8-1,
at the Royals' home court.
The Colonels' only win of that
match came in doubles competition
as Wertz and Cowley defeated the
Royals tandem of Tone and
DiRugeris.
The Wilkes netrnen are now 13 overall and will play host to
MAC foe Susquehanna University
this Tuesday. The match will be at

Chris Brownawell led Wilkes
to a second place team finish this
past Monday in a golf tournament
held in Selinsgrove.
Brownawell fired an 81 in
leading Wilkes to a 427 team total.
Charlie Rome added a score of 82
while Keith Kopec, Joe Mokay and
Steve Kaminski scored 87 ,88 and
89 respectively.
Susquehanna
hosted
the
tourney and placed first with a total

5:00LEAGUE
DIVISION C
1. Diamond Backs
2. Beer Time Raiders
3. T-Birds
4. Ghitus
5. Slocum Girth
DIVISIOND
1. Schloms
2. Victim Boys
3. Barre Hall
4. Blood and Thunder
5. Diaz Kickers
6. Bud Lite Ponies

team score of 410. The Monarchs
of King's College were third with a
432 score and Western Maryland
was fourth with a 490 mark.
Par for the Selinsgrove course
was 72.
Wilkes,
King's
and
. Muhlenberg College will square off
in a tri-match this coming Monday
at the Wyoming Valley Country
Club. Tee off time is set for 1:00
p.m.

Trivia Corner --------------by Lee S. Morrell

Action will take place every
Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday
at 4:00 and 5:00 in Kirby Park. The
playoffs and the chl:\mpionship
game will take place on Saturday,
April 25th. Be there and cheer on
your favorite squad.

en's tennis notches their
•
1rst win ID
two years

"There is no question that
Marc
deserved
the
honor,"
commented Head Coach Ron
Rainey. "He is definitely one of the
best players in the conference. Marc
makes things happen when he is in
the game. He can kill you with his
outside shot and he also gets the
-ball inside to the bfg guys."
The Colonels finished the
season with a 14-8 record and a 106 Middle Atlantic Conference
finish.
Graves is a 1984 graduate of
Williamsport Area High School.
He is ma,ionng in business
administration at Wilkes.

Golfers place
second . ·

DIVISION B
1. Thundercats
2. Dickheads
3. TFFLHDWK (Hot Dogs)
4. The Rockers
5. Joe's Generic Softball Team
6. Go Nads

omen to start toda
OS.

Junior guard Marc graves, a
member of the Wilkes College
-basketball team, was named to the
second team East Coast Athletic
Conference All-Star team.
Graves, a 5' 6 guard, was the
second leading scorer on the Wilkes
squad averaging 16.9 points per
game. He scored in double figures
in "'20 of 22 games played with a
season high 30 points against
Susquehanna.
Deadly from the outside, Marc
led the Colonels in three pointers
made with 65, and attempted 150.
He was also the leading assist man
dishing out 7.7 per game.

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the Ralston Courts and is set to 1
1
begin at 3:30.
The Lady Colonels were set to
begin their season this past Monday I
against Cedar Crest College. The I
match, however, was cancelled due I
to rain. No make up date has been · I
announced as yet
I
The women will square off I
today against Muhlenberg College. I
The match is at Muhlenberg and is
set to start at 3:00 p.m.
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At last, a new winner, a new name to congratulate, a new person to
give the five dollars to, what a happy time. Congratulations to Mark
Vetovitz, for being the first to correctly answer this week's questions.
Mark correctly said that Georgetown guard "Downtown" Freddy Brown
errantly threw to James Worthy. (Worthy was then fouled and made
both shots, closing the door on the Hoyas.) Also, "the Shark," named
for Reb's coach Jerry "Shark" Tarkanian, is the U.N.L.V. mascot. We
should also mention the following who correctly answered, but, were
not on time. They were in order of answering: Joe Botto, Tim Walker,
Don Shaw, Michael Harrison, and Keith Kopec. All had their answers
in within a fifteen minute span of the winner.
It's just one week until opening day, BABY! The "CRACK" of
the bat, the "POP" of the ball smacking into the glove, the smell of cut
grass (or AstroTurf) and the sound of "Hot Dogs, get your Red Hots
here!!" --baseball anyone?

QUESTION#!
This year marks the 40th Anniversary of the landmark signing of
Jackie Robinson; the first black player in the Major Leagues. Who was
the baseball commissioner at this time?

OUESTION#2
What is the only National League team to fall victim to a Nolan
Ryan no-hitter?
You've seen the quick response we get, so, don't burn your time
away. "Time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking, into the future."-Steve
Miller. There are only two issues left, so you'd better hustle to win!
You'll find us on~the 3rd floor of the S.U.B. or at ext. 379.

�Wilkes College

Vol. XXXIX

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 21

18766

April 1, 1987

CoIOnel
of the week

Konopki tosses 1 hitter
Ranielli hits 1:rand slam

Baseball team catches on
fire, burns Albright

ed into j
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ucation, v
one with
set up an

by Jim Pyrah

e.

The Wilkes baseball team was
finally able to put it all together
this past Saturday and the effect was
devastating for the Albright Lions.
Tom Salsburg showed the way
in the first game as he struck out
12 and went the distance for the
win. The Colonels won that game

6-2.
Former Wyoming Valley High
School MVP award winner, Mike
Kolbicka went 3 for 3 in the
opening contest, including 2 RBI's.
Another player with a hot bat was
leftfielder Tony Caladie. Caladie
was 2 for 4 with a home run and 2
RBI's.
Mark Konopki, another MVP

Above left is leftfielder Tony Caladie, a junior from Mountain~
Above ri ht is secondbaseman Joe Ranielli, a senior from Pittstoo

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second game. He tossed ah
one
to lead Wilkes to a 13-0 blowout.

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fifth inning. He did hang on to the captains Brian Gorski and Frank on Allentown College this past
shutout though, and evened his Wanzor each added 2 RBI's in the Monday' and King's College on
whitewash.
personal record at 1-1.
Tuesday. They will travel to 0
Joe Ranieli led the Colonels'
The double win evened their Scranton on Thursday for a o r
hit parade as he went 3 for 5 with a overall record at 4-4. They now doubleheader against the Royals. 00
grand slam and 4 RBI's. Dave stand at 2-2 in the MAC Northwest Game time is set for l:00 p.m.
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Breakers break down,
lose· to York
The Wilkes-Barre Breakers
jumped out to an early lead in a
contest this past weekend against
the York White Rose Rugby Club,
but could not hold on for the win.
In A side competition the
Breakers lost 14-9 despite an early
lead. Martin O'Connor gave the
Breakers their first points of the
game on a penalty kick.
York quickly retaliated as
Roland Mancini of York scored a
try in the middle of the half. The
halftime ~ore found the Breakers

down 4-3 ..
York broke away in the second
half as they reeled off 10
unanswered points going into the
final five minutes. This put the
score at 14-3.
The Breakers put on a furious
comeback attempt which saw them
close the gap to 14-9 before time
finally ran out.
In B side action, the Breakers
found themselves in just the
opposit; situation. They held the
lead for most of the game before

finally losing it in the final
seconds.
ban Lawton put the Breakers
up 4-0 in the first half and tt••. ~ l~=:3::E:==::II:='.=c=:=3:::E=:ffl
remained as the score until very late
in the game. With less than one
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lead and the game, 6-4.
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Htbemians in Kirby Park at 1:00
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No. 19

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rmis could
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ast year, the I
lOt with .
he faced
pion Ricky
)ennis i
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a little behind on
I can beat him."
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raves arraigned
charges
Marc
was arraigned before a
on €barges of burglary,
assaul~ and criminal
ding to a report from
Barre police, Graves is the
in a case involving .a 21female.
Police did
the victim's name.
ding to the police report,
a.m. March 19, the victim
111d found Graves in her
Astruggle ensued. Police
arrived and apprehended
al the scene.

ves was

arraigned at
Justice Gerald Feissner's

office in White Haven and remanded
to Luzerne County Prison in lieu of
$20,000 bail, which was later
posted, according to a source in
Feissner's office.
The case was transferred to
District Justice Martin Kane's
office.
Graves was arraigned in White
Haven because Kane's office closes
at 4 p.m. and after hours, one
magistrate serves for the entire
county, said Carmen Maffei,
Administrator for District Justices.
Feissner was the duty magistrate
Friday, Maffei said.
When asked about the incident,
Jane Lampe-Groh, Dean of Student
Affairs, said, "The appropriate
College officials and boards have
been dealing with and are

continuing to deal with violations
of College regulations."
When asked if both students
are still on campus, Lampe-Groh
said that she didn't feel it was
"appropriate"
to discuss
the
College's disciplinary actions.
"I can't speak as to the civil
aspect," she said.
President Christopher Breiseth
agreed with Lampe-Groh's statement
"There are rights of several
people involved," he added, "and we
have to be careful to protect their
rights--his and her rights."
According to police, the case
is still under investigation.
Investigating officers were
Brian Lavan and R. Fiebus.

by Elizabeth Mazzullo
A commuter student was
injured in a fall in Pickering Hall
Friday night
George Seig, a part-time
student, received head and back
.injuries in a fall between 1:15 and
1:20 a.m,, said Jane Lampe-Groh,
dean of student affairs.
He was taken to Wilkes-Barre
General Hospital and then airlifted
to
Jefferson
Hospital
in
Philadelphia.
Lampe-Groh said that the
extent of Seig's injuries was
unknown. She said the doctor's
report stated that it was too early to

determine whether he would be
paralyzed, but that it was a
"possibility."
An informal gathering will be
held for people who know Seig,
saw the accident, or were
emotionally affected by
the
accident. Mark Allen, Director of
Residence Life, and Mark Sowcik,
Director of Campus Counseling,
invite students to come to the
second floor of the SUB Monday,
March 30, at 9 p.m.
The incident is still being
investigated by the Student Affairs
Office.
No other information was
available at press time.

hat does the Alumni Office do?
by Tami Kunkel

,tionals
nt on page 11

:he y
:ures in
me of the year
:&gt;Hege Misericordia
ored 35 points, 23
tlf.
Assistant
asketball team, Dave
folan "an outstanding
&gt;the teams success this

Student injured
•
ID fall Friday
•
ID Pickering Hall

create a sense of community among
staff of the Alumni
ni and students. Pictured are Lisa A. Barker (seated) and Barbara Guise, Anthony
· ula, and George Ralston (standing, from left).

Do you know where the
Alumni Office is located? Many
students aren't sure until they are
seniors and have to get the Alumni
Office signature on their senior
papers.
The Alumni Office is located
in · the Annette Evans Alumni
House, between the SUB and Stark,
and is becoming an increasingly
important part of the Wilkes College community.
The next question is, "What
exactly does the Alumni Office do?"
The office is designed to maintain
relations with and support Wilkes
graduates, promote a sense of
community among the Wilkes
community, and also aid in
recruitment of students.
Anthony Shipula, Director of
Alumni Relations, said, "We are
making more progress in many
areas. We are contacting more
alumni.
We are identifying
successful alumni and telling their
success stories to the alumni of
Wilkes College, as well as to the
public, so that each one of our
graduates can be proud of our degree
from Wilkes. We want people to
truly recognize the quality education

that we receive as students here."
Shipula graduated from Wilkes
in 1978 with a B.S. in Business.
· He was chosen for the position
during a job search. Shipula was
involved in the office already as an
alumni volunteer.
"I felt the job was ar
opportunity to expand on the worl
that was being done," said Shipula
"So far, we have increased ou
alumni support to about 20 percenl
which had fallen off significantly."

Continued on p ..

�PAGE TWO

March 26, 1987

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Reader
response
incidents

Weekend
need to be
addressed

Early last Friday morning (March 19) a Wilkes College
junior broke into a female student's dormitory room. He
was later apprehended and arraigned on charges of burglary,
criminal attempt, and simple assault. Also last weekend, a
student fell in Pickering Hall and was transported to a
Philadelphia hospital for treatment. The student, according
to reports, may "possibly" be paralyzed. It is speculated that
the accident was alcohol related.
Incidences such as these are obviously not regular
occurances at Wilkes--at least not to this extent. But there
does seem to be a problem: The origin ?f this pr?blem is ~ot
clear. The fact is, however, t4at there 1s a certam mentality
among Wilkes College students that allows such incidents to
occur. This same mentality is the root of other problems on
campus--vandalism, for example.
But what is the school doing to prevent and/or combat
this problem? The Alcohol Disciplinary Board (ADB) was
established to deal with alcohol related issues and to enforce
the school's anti-alcohol policy. The general consensus is
that the ADB is not able to effectively handle the problem on
its own. The incident over the weekend is not the first time
there have been alcohol related problems on campus. It is
also not the last.
The other issue, breaking and entering a dorm room is
unquestionably a security probl~m. \Yhat is being don~ to
prevent this from happenmg agam? Wilkes College officials
seem to be more concerned with the College's image than
working on a possible answer to such problems. Problems
are often overlooked in order to save the face of the College.
But the problems will not go away by ignoring them.
The College must recognize that if the actions over the
weekend (and incidents in the past) are indicative of the kind
of behavior the Wilkes College student is capable of then the
problems will not end here. What will it take before a
stronger stance is taken by the College in regard to such
issues? Questions such as those posed here need to be
considered. The image of the College in the final analysis
may be damaged if the problems at hand are not dealt with
intelligently and in a straightforward manner.

trbi 11iliacou·

'Understanding is the true road to "GOD
Dear Editor:

[In response to "Not much is
really sacred," March 19 issue of

The Beacon.]
To John I must say, "What?!"
Your article makes many points,
but in the end the overall point
seems to be, "Everything you do,
in an attempt to make you realize
that you have a soul, that does not
work should be abandoned." Where
are the alternative suggestions?
You say to go ahead and drink the
beer, but you offer no practical
suggestions.
The main problem with the
article is that it makes several
obscure assumptions. First, that
'GOD' resides somewhere other than
within ourselves; and second, that
'GOD' has a will. You say in your
article that man tends to oversimplify 'GOD' and you've done so
dramatically when you make these
assumptions.
Neither of these
assumptions are true, however; in
fact 'GOD' can be seen as a "higher
level" source of understanding
within each and every one of us.
This source of understanding
can be tapped into in several
different ways. What should have
been made more clear in your article
was that if the form of self-denial
being practiced does not give us a
different perspective of our
surroundings (and that is the Qnlx
reason to practice self-denial) then
attempt to try something else.
Don't just go ahead and drink your
beer and eat your sweets!

Financial aid
available to
dependents of Leslie
Fay employees

VOL. XXXIX No. 20 March 26, 1987
Editor-in-chief............................................. Pamela K. Jones
News Editor ............................................. Elizabeth Mazzullo
Feature Editors .......................................... Lorri Steinbacher
.......... .................................Michelle Munday
Sports Editor .......................................................Jim Pyrah
Copy Editor ............................................ Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editors ............................ ............. Murnal Abate
. . .. . .. ..... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..... .............. Lisa Miller
Staff Photographer ............................................. Bruce Alexis
Advertising Manager ....................................... Mark Shedlock
Business Manager ........................................... Joel Fomalont
Distribution Manager .......................................... Joe Bauman
Advisor ............................................................ Tom Bigler

Contributing Writers: Lee S. Morrell, Q Jane Circa, Kim
Klimek, John Cusatis, John Gordon,
Tami Kunkel, Bill Kem,
Bill Barber, Korrie Everett, Fred Howe, Richard Pace, Kara
Goobic, Dave Cerino.
Contributing Photographer: Elizabeth Mazzullo.
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed an:
those of the individual writer and not of the publication or the
College. Names may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all
letters to the editor must be signed to insure validity.

There are many alternatives to
self-denial as an attempt to gain
better perspectives of your world:
meditation; physical extremes in
exercising; and many others that are
just not practical or in tune with
our way of life. Is there a viable
alternative? Yes! Read! Read
anything where an opinion or a
different perspective is presented.

While you are reading
unconsciously glean the
will complement your
and · in that way
understanding of the world
place in it Understan ·
true road to 'GOD.'

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March 26, 1987

sad commentary on Wilkes
ment your
at· way
1g of the world
Understandi
'GOD.'

IAL

many Pollocks does it
aew in a light bulb?
sure most of you have
· joke before, but it seems
~tmore offensive set down
and white, doesn't it?
, before The Beacon is
by letters condemning Q.
being prejudiced, there is a
this joke's appeaiance in
n--a point which should
t to those of you who
the Bob Garner Comedy
· Show last weekend.
· g his show, Garner
11K:ist comments at a black
, calling him "bro" and
aring around the student's
singing "Let my people
addition, a good deal of the
in his performance consexual innuendoes. More
ndoes, in fact, for the
were about as subtle as a
wn through at plate-glass

e)

realistically, no one could
loown that Garner's show
feature that brand of comedy.
rolumn has supported the
ing Board's efforts before,
d-sponsored events have
been an alternative to the
Wilkes weekend.
problem with the Garner
l'a'i really more
than the

Put your degree

to work

show itself, though.
Last
weekend's show merely repeated the
pattern of other campus events held
this semester--the Chicago City
Limits show, the Dating Game, and
Winter Weekend.
Several letters to the editor
complaining about the immaturity
of Wilkes students at these events
have appeared in The Beacon
already, and I was determined to
hold my peace and dismiss these as
isolated incidents, not at all typical
of Wilkes students.
But no~ I'm not so sure
they're unconnected. The Garner
show was the last straw: it not
only annoyed me, it saddened me.
Call me a woman of Victorian
principles, but I can't help
thinking, first of all, that people
can indeed have a good time while
sober and, second, that something
can be funny without referring to
sex, sexual organs, or homosexuality.
All four of the events I've
mentioned have something in common: they show what can only be
referred to as the general level of
immaturity on campus.
Think this is simply preaching
on my part? Before you tum the
page, take a look at these examples.
At the Chicago City Limits
show, during which the comedians
used audience participation in many
skits, almost all of the suggestions
from the audience concerned sex in

some form.
And although Winter Weekend
is, by now, probably a sore subject,
consider the participants' conduct
once again. Come on, folks, howevermuch you try to justify it as
"good clean fun," urinating on. a
wall just isn't classy.
·
Finally, think about the
Dating Game. Many people went
expecting to see something similar
to the television show, perhaps a
little less G-rated, but certainly not
approaching something you'd find
in the Penthouse Forum. Instead,
we were "treated" to the sight of
several backsides and one man's
Fruit-of-the-Looms
and
more
references to National Condom
week than all the brochures from
all the Health Services Offices
nationwide.
I'm sure. alcohol was a factor
in the conduct at several of these
events.
Enough has been said
about the kegs at Winter Weekend
already, but somehow I don't think
that sober people throw things at
cars and urinate on walls, even ii
they are just out to "have· a good
time" with friends. As far as the
Dating Game is concerned, I
understand that large quantities of
alcohol were present backstage so
the contestants could get "prepped"
for the show.
It's harder to tell what role
alcohol played in the other two
events, but I would find it hard to

believe that everyone in the
audience was sober. And let's face
it, most people will laugh at anything when they're drunk, even
racist jokes.
I'm not a prude, and this
column is not an attack on either
drinking or sex. What it is trying
to attack is what seems to be the
"Wilkes College state of mind," in
which the only two things that
matter are getting drunk and getting
"satisfaction," as Mick Jagger put

Many first to twelfth grade elementary and junior high school
pupils now await one hour a week science, chemistry, and biology.
volunteer tutors who will provide Tutors are also needed for
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There is no free summer onometry, and accounting.
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This United Way program, with the between 3 and 7 p.m. Monday and
Since the tutorial
help of volunteer tutors and Tuesday.
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a few schools, where low to very students have assisted thousands of
modest income parents, public or pupils.
To volunteer, please call the
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good. Look into the Peace

The Garner show, then, only
emphasized what was already painfully obvious to some of us. It's
true that, unlike the other three
events, in which Wilkes students
determined what happened, no one
could control what Bob Garner said.
But no one had to laugh at his
jokes, either.
And the fact that they did is
truly a sad commentary on Wilkes
College.
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it.

Go to SLC 101 today at noon or 3:30 p.m.
and let the Core Review Committee know
how you feel about the Core.
Meetings are open to all students and
faculty members.

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Application's for NEW STUDENT ORIENTATION STAFF'
Are available now at:
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Residence Life Office
Student Activities Office

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(Driver and Navigator)

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March 26, 1987

What is a
retreat?
by Kara Goobic

(Editor's note: A weekend
retreat for
Wilkes students,
rponsored by several area churches,
will be held April 3-5.)
The most meaningful retreat I
was a part of was during the first
weekend of February this year. It
was held at The Fatima Center in
Elmhurst.
The retreat, entitled "Chrism,"
was open to any college-age student
in Northeastern
Pennsylvania.
There were only four of us from
Wilkes College, including the
~ampus minister to Wilkes College, Tony Vento.
I didn't know what to expect
from this retreat because I didn't
mow anyone from the area and I
wasn't familiar with how retreats
.vere run in this area. But I gave it
a shot, and I can't tell you how
much I have benefited from it.
On Friday night, forty of us,
plus a brother and priest here and
there, were asked to tell someone
who we didn't know our life story
in sixty seconds. When we were
done, we told the group what we
learned. This is an example of an
"icebreaker." Its function is simply
to make people feel more comfortable in an uncomfortable situation.
After having a couple of
"icebreakers," we met in small
groups, consisting of five or six
people, with two group leaders in
each small group. A talk was
given on values by my group
leader. What he did was explain his
values and how they have changed
after several experiences in life. We
would react in small groups to what
he said and talk about our values.

Saturday was the longest day
but the most fulfilling. Several
_talks were given on such topics as
friendship, God, self-confidence, and
love. Saturday night at about 9:00
we had a penance service. Prayers
were read, music was played, and an
opportunity for reconciliation was
given.
To me, the reconciliation
service was the most rewarding
because it gave me time to reflect
on everything that was said on the
weekend and time to turn my
thoughts to myself and think. The
music affected me the most, probably because I am an amateur musician. Everyone had a good time; it
was evident in the singing and
laughter.
Sunday morning we had a
~losing _ mass and said our
goodbyes. I still keep in touch
with the people I met on the retreat.
Students from University of
Scranton, Bloomsburg, King's,
Misericordia, University of Pennsylvania, and Mansfield all made
the retreat worthwhile by sharing
what was important to them with
others and by having a good time.
It's difficult for me to explain
exactly what a retreat is. The only
thing I can say is that it's what we
all make of it, and the only way to
find out is to come on the retreat
April 3, 4, and 5.
We're leaving sometime Friday
after dinner and returning Sunday
after mass. I can't force anyone to
go; I can only share my experience
with you and hope you'll be curious
enough and open-minded enough to
come on this retreat and share
yourself. It's a risk, but it's a risk
worth taking.

Office
from p. 1
of the most in
office is to 1
the graduates.
13,438 active al
list. Wilkes I
about 15,000.
asked to sup
otionally and fii
ni Office.
alumni are grou
by
convenie
Alumni who
Pennsylvar
will be holdi

Students can now catch up on reading and relax on the new furniture in

r top priorit
ice is mainta
support of
"There is a ~
umni and stud
to put a grou]
that could sp&lt;
·ues. There :
here at Wilk,

Bettina Gregory to
appear at CPA in April
Bettina Gregory, ABC News'
Senior General Assignment Correspondent, will appear at Wilkes
College on Monday, April 6, at 8
p.m. in the Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center for the Performing Arts.
Based in Washington, D.C.,
Gregory covers a variety of major
national news stories for ABC
television programming and for the
six ABC radio networks.
Gregory appears at Wilkes as
the featured speaker for the Sixth
Annual Max Rosenn Lecture in
Law and Humanities.
Her
presentation, "The First Amendment and News Coverage: Is it in
Danger?" is open to the public at
no charge.
The Max Rosenn Lecture
Series was initiated at Wilkes in

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recognition of the Honorable Max
Rosenn, Judge, U.S. Court of
Appeals. Each year, the series
brings speakers of international
reputation to the College and
community.
This year's speaker, Gregory,
has a distinguished career in
journalism. In addition to covering
major regular agencies, she has
reported on the Challenger investigation, the Chernobyl nuclear
disaster and its impact on the
American nuclear industry; the
TWA terrorist bombing; and issues
of airline safety in the wake of the
Arrow Air crash.
Gregory joined ABC News in
December, 1974, as a correspondent
with the American FM Radio
Network. Since that time, she has
served as ABC's Military Affairs
Correspondent (1977), covering thy

Pentagon; as Federal Re
Agencies Correspondent (19
reporting on the Three Mile
nuclear accident and the Love
hazardous waste investigati~
as White House Corr
(1979-80), covering the
hostage crisis for ABC's "W
News Tonight," "Good M
America" News, and "Nigh
and tracking President Carter's l
presidential campaign.
Gregory has been r
for journalistic excellence
numerous awards. In 1983,
was named one of America's
Ten Investigative Reporters by
Guide; and in 1979, she recei
Women
In
Communi
Clarion Award and the
Commission on Working W
Women at Worlc Award fer
cellence in reporting.

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important
of the office is to maintain
with the graduates. Wilkes
ut 13,438 active alumni on
· ing list. Wilkes has total
· of about 15,000. These
· are asked to support the
eemotionally and financially
Alumni Office.
The alumni are grouped into
by convenience of
· . Alumni ho reside in
tern Pennsylvania,
for
e, will be holding their
Spring Dinner on May 8 at
Wyoming Valley Country

:e in

Another top priority of the
· Office is maintaining and
· g support of current
ts. "There is a great void
alumni and students. We
·ng to put a group -together
pus that could sponsor trips
a:tivities. There should be
done here at Wilkes College

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that make the students identify with
the alumni. We want them to be
proud of Wilkes and tell its story."
What Shipula wants is the
implementation of a Student
Alumni Organization on campus.
The proposal came from student
Mike Kean, who served as a co-op
intern· for the Alumni Office last
semester. Shipula has hopes that
this could help with the muchtalked-about student apathy on
campus.
The Alumni Office also has
the responsibility of supporting its
recent graduates and seniors in their
job searches. "Once you become a
graduate, what we would like to do
is get support from graduates in
coming in to campus to create a
network of internship opportunities
for students, or counseling of some
sort," said Shipula.
The office has implemented a
new program this year. There is a
ten percent discount offered to
children of alumni.
There are
currently 41
students taking

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advantage of this program.
The Alumni Office is also an
aid in recruitment of new students.
Shipula would like more alumni to
come to campus to recruit and
support the College to high school
students. "What we did this year,
in cooperation with the Admissions
Office, was contact alumni ·and had
them attend college fairs," said
Shipula. Eleven alumni attended
12 college fairs, and Wilkes
received 100 percent support from
the alumni asked to attend. "We
feel this type of thing is
important," Mr. Shipula said,
"because it helps the College
grow."
Shipula has even more plans
to expand and improve the Alumni
Office and its work. For next year's
Homecoming, he hopes to book a
big name into the Kirby Center for
the entertainment of alumni and
students alike.
As you can see, the Alumni
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PAGE FIVE

Beautification-a College project
by Kim Klimek
Why have a Campus Beautification Day? Wilkes College takes
pride in the natural beauty of its
campus. Many buildings which are
used for dorms and classes are
nearly three-quarters of a century
old.
The river common area is a
site for a nice nap on a lazy spring
day. One person carelessly tosses a
wrapper on the ground, then
another, then another, then another.
Someone throws a Burger King
wrapper out the window. Leaves
from fall still lie on the ground and

hedges are growing new shoots.
This means college students,
faculty and administration should
chip in and help restore the beauty
of the campus. Circle K members
and administration are discussing
the date of Campus Beautification
Day. This function will be open to
everyone and take place on an April
weekend.
Students on the Campus
Beautification Committee who attended the event last year said it
involves trimming hedges, picking
up garbage and planting shrubs.
People will be asked to bring their
own tools.

Board reviews
gifts and grants
by Richard Pace

such as educational program evaluations and scholarship programs
A preliminary summary of and for keeping tuition down.
gifts and grants received by the
However, with the restricted
College was reviewed by the Board current of operations, the gifts and
of Trustees approximately three grants can only be used in specific
weeks ago.
ways, such as the creation of
According to Richard Charles, scholarship programs. If the gifts
vice-president. for college advance- and grants are used in any way other
ment, the summary of gifts and than their intended use, they may be
grants is subject to change.
revoked .
Wilkes received a private total
Afte/ government grants had
of $2,922,988. There was a 96 been received for educational propercent increase in gifts and grants grams, the grand total for 1986 was
for 1986.
calculated to be well over $4 milWith an unrestricted current of lion, even though most of the emoperations, these gifts and grants phasis was placed on the private
can be used for College functions total of $2,922,988.

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at 5 p.m.

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Minestrone Soup
Bake,d Chicken &amp; Rice

VOTING

TUESDAY

Been with Ham Soup
Sausage Hoagie
WEDNESDAY
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chile Con Came

THURSDAY

Vegetable Soup
Macaroni &amp; Cheese

FRIDAY

Tomato Rice Soup
Fish sandwich Fries &amp;
Slaw

Elections for the 1987-88
NSO officers will begin on
April 10 in the Nursing
Learning Center.
REMINDER: Seniors cannot vote!

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March 26, 1987

WCLH spotli2ht

Fabiano-Shimp -- punk and hard co
by Lorri Steinbacher
Are you tired of the endless
parade of Top 40 boredom? Are
you
feeling
just
a
little
adventurous? If so, Gary Fabiano
and Gregg Shimp might have
something that will interest you.
The featured DJs for the second
installment of the WCLH spotlight
are the two energetic gentlemen
who are responsible for the Punk
and Hard Core show that airs
Thursday nights from 9 p.m. until
12 a.m.
Are you wondering just what
hard core and punk is? I am sure
most of you, at one time or
another, have heard some kind of
punk or hard core music. Punk is
an original music movement of the
1970's. A major cause of the punk
movement, according to Gregg
Shimp, the man responsible for the
punk influences of the show, was
the high rate of unemployment in
England. People were dissatisfied
and needed an outlet to express this
disillusionment with the system.
This earlier music differs from hard
core in that it is is more political.
Gregg is very familiar with
the history of punk music. He says
that punk began, n0t with an
English group as most of us are
prone to think, but with an
American band, The Ramones, of
all people.
The Ramones took
their style of music to England and
spawned what developed into
modem punk.
Also, a major
element in the development of punk
was disco music.
Says Gregg,
"punk started as a reaction to disco.
It was so completely opposite from
it." From punk came hard core.
According to Gary Fabiano,
the hard core fan of the pair, hard
core music is "loud, fast music
which I think gets a point across.

That's one of the reasons I listen.
They (the groups) have a lot of
good things to say." This music is
considered a later form of punk. It
deals with vital issues such as
toxic waste, war, and nuclear
weapons. Gregg's definition of hard
core calls it "a little harder and
faster. The music has energy and
gives the listener energy."
Gary Fabiano, a sophomore art
major from Neptune, New Jersey,
has been at the station since he
began at Wilkes. Says Gary, "I
wanted to expose people to the kind
of music I like, so I approached
them with a hard core show. I
didn't know much about punk but I
met up with Gregg who is really
knowledgeable in early punk. We
combined and have had a killer
show ever since.
Gary remembers that his
musical taste really began with
groups like The Who. Then, in the
9th or 10th grade, he began
listening to hard core and has been
listening from that time on. Some
of Gary's favorite music now
includes 7 Seconds, Minor Threat,
Uniform Choice, and Youth of
Today.
He was "a rebellious type" in
high school and that may have
something to do with his choice in
music. "Hard core and punk is like
an outlet for kids that are sick of
doing what everyone else does. .
.tired of conforming. The music
reduces tension," relates Gary.
In the future, Gary wants to
get into the art field.
"My
concentration in art is sculpting so
I'd like to work somewhere in the
art profession until I can establish
myself as a sculptor," Gary says of
his future plans.
"More importantly, I don't want to do
commercial art because I don't want
to be part of the rat race."

Gary feels that WCLH has
helped in his future plans
because, "it looks gogd in your
background. It is also good to know
you have your FCC license and can
be a DJ anywhere in the country."
Gary also feels that he is gaining a
sense of responsibilty from his
position at WCLH.
Gregg Shimp, the other

show.
Gregg began listening to punk
when he was in the seventh grade.
Suprisingly, that was the first
music he ever really got into. His
favorites include The Sex Pistols,
The Ramones, The Clash, Dead
Boys, and especially the Buzzcocks.
Gregg thinks that one of the
most important aspects of WCLH

I

II

iences at the station will
because, "if art doesn't
career I could always use iL'
Much like Tobino's
Walton's (last week's feat
feelings about their music,
feels that the exposure IO
hard core music is quite li
the area. "I don't think that
people were exposed IO hard
Gary speculates. "I'm not
that no one listened to the
but as soon as the show
more people got exposed."
Both Gary and Gregg ri
a major drawback of the
that many people stereotype
that listen to it. Says Gary,
many people confuse it
drinking or drugs. I'm
straight edged. l don't drink
drugs and still get into the m
One thing that may
to the attitude that many
take when considering
hard core music is the p
slam danicing. Slam
basically "contact dancin(
which groups of people get
on the dance floor and throw

member of the hard core and punk
team, is a sophomore from
Carlisle, Pennsylvania. He is also
an art major. He began getting
interested in radio when he worked
at a station in his hometown during
the summer. He thought it was fun
and knew he wanted to keep doing
it at school.
Gregg began at
WCLH with a regular "new music"
show but then met up with Gary
and they pooled their respective
talents to produce their present

is that they play all new music.
"That's what's cool about the
station.
They play only new
music, no Top 40." This format,
of course, gives a show like Gary's
and Gregg's a chance. It can be said
that the hard core and punk show on
WCLH is one of a kind.
In the future, Gregg's plans
differ Gary's. "I want to get into
commercial art, mainly album
covers and promotional items for
bands." He feels that his exper-

Pee Wee mania strikes
whom the show is ostensibly
programmed, are already up and
Saturday morning
. No watching Muppet Babies. They
classes ... The dull throb of Friday nudge each other and put away the
night's small over-indulgences Oreos because the adults are about
pound at the temple. The wish to to invade their space, to curl up on
sleep until dinner vibrates through the floor beside them and watch the
the electric blanket with a ping. best half hour on television.
From beginning to end, Pee
Suddenly the eyes shoot open.
Omygod! It's ten o'clock! Pee Wee's Playhouse is an inspired,
Wee's Playhouse! Hey everybody, brialliant little assemblage of
merriment. From the beaver chewit's time for Pee Wee Herman!
From dorm rooms to apart- ing down the tree to Pee Wee's
ments to the houses of suburbia the hurtling exit on his scooter, we sit
shout goes out, and adults in rapt attention as the foolishness
throughout the nation rise from unfolds. Every minute of the protheir apathy and grab for the gram, including the commercials, is
a creative dream. Every second is
remote contol.
College students
used to boggle the mind with
crawl to the nearest 14-inch black
humor, animation, silliness, and
and white available and grope for
just plain "grown-up" belly laughs.
the on-off switch. Children, for

ac
are a moviegoer
then Mel Gil

thal Weapon, ii
Lethal Weapon
and lets ther

plenty of scintil
nseful car c
nces.
nner · is ii
or this film
elude The

The Goonie.
Weapon I
edicore scriJ
ed action i
work, ar
ibson and
two men just
tandem since
the Sundance
ts created wh:
the best acti1

bodies at one another.
people think that it's kids
the shit out of one another.
isn't true, explains Gary. '
of going out and starting fi
is a safe way to let off e
really is a controlled activity
the free-for-all that people
think it is."
Gregg explains it diffi
He compares the act of slam
ing to "human bumper caIS'
actually believes that it is men
a sport than violence.
Gary puts slam dancing ·
personal persepctive, "Whea
slammin' the adrenalin starts
ing. I feel really good af
Slam dancing can be seen asa

Continued

A different perspective _

by Bill Barber

por

Plenty of fun is packed into these
moments of madness.
Pee Wee doesn't just stop and
show a cartoon. Oh, no. Suddenly
the lady taxi driver with the deep
voice barges in, blows a fanfare and
announces:
"The King of Cartoons!" · A large, smiling black
man wearing a crown enters with
great pomp and proclaims--"Let dee
Cartoooooon Begin!" On comes a
clip from some 1930's Betty Boop
number, contrasting splendidly the
new and the old.
Everything is alive-- the chair,
the rug, the little Claymation
creatures that grow and shrink. A
hand suddenly appears in the
window, thumb and forefinger
painted to be lips, to tell a knockknock joke. A cow comes to the .

dutch door wearing pearls. Then
there's Pee Wee's "girlfriend" with
the bullet-proof hairdo, or the fat
lady, or Pee Wee's "boyfriend" with
the beefcake body who keeps coming in from the pool, or the head of
a drag queen genie in a box who
grants wishes. And don't forget the
word for the day! This is all adult
stuff, right? The best part is, kids
love it too.
America could be divided into
three types of people--those who
watch Pee Wee; those who don't
watch Pee Wee; and those who
don't know who Pee Wee is!
However, life is never that simple.
For instance, there are people who
stand around behind you scratching
their heads and saying, "God, I can't
believe a grown man would watch

this!" These people spend thal
hour putting on their make-up
fixing coffee.• They are
Grown Up." Then there arc
one's who Don't watch Pee
They are statisticians, poli · ·
morticians, librarians who w ·
people like that. We need
like that, and they should never
forced to watch Pee Wee. This
after all, a democracy.
But for the uninitiated,
those third category of people
just don't know who Pee Wrt. is,
say we Pee Wee Maniacs have
proselytizing work cut out f&lt;l' us.
Just invite a couple of
unbelievers over for cheese
make sure they come before I
Hand them a bowl of ice
soup· instead and then, "Let dee
tooon begin!"

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stupidity"
olt discuss
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March 26, 1987

n at the movi

station ·
art doesn
'. always
like
. week'
t their

Lethal
•
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th action
Gordon
are a moviegoer ~ho
·on, then Mel Gibson's
lethal Weapon, is your
Rd! Lethal Weapon loads
oollets and lets them fly.
ac plenty of scintillating
suspenseful car chases,
t sequences.
Donner · is in the
chair for this film. His
hits include The Omen,
and The Goonies. In
Lethal Weapon Donner
a medicore script with
fast-paced action scenes,
camera work, and the
!I Mel Gibson and Danny
These two men just might
rest tandem since Butch
and the Sundance Kid.
clements created what may
IO be the best action film
JOO

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istened
as the
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STORY: 2.5
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OVIERAJLJL
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of this year.
Much of Lethal Weapon's
success can be contributed to the ·,____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _---1
performances of Mel Gibson, of
The detectives are assigned to
Mad Max fame, and Danny Glover investigate the mysterious death of
Aries-Don't worry about things that you have no
who played parts in the box office a prostitute. This girl also happens
control
over. What's done is done. Everything will
hits
Witness and Silverado. to be the daughter of one of
work out in time.
However, Gary Busey also gives Murtaugh's
Vietnam
buddies.
an outstanding performance as a Eventually, they link the death to a
psychotic hitman for a drug-ring narcotics network that is tied to the
Taurus-Beware of friends who ask too many
operation.
Vietnam War. From here on out
questions
this week. Chances are their motives are
In this film, Mel Gibson plays the action explodes.
not sincere . .They may want more than you think.
the part of Manin Riggs and Danny
There is only one thing that
Definitely a good weekend to do some reflecting
Glover portrays the part of Roger concerns me about the film. It
Murtaugh.
They are both appears to me that Mel Gibson has
about your future plans.
California police detectives as well found himself in ideal roles lately,
as Vietnam veterans and have just whether it be as Mad Max or
Gemini-Stop playing games with people. They are
become partners. The perfect match- Martin Riggs.
Both characters
starting to see through you. Try being honest and
up, right? Wrong. Their person- seem to work for him. However,
you may keep some friends. If you keep these games
alities often conflict due to the fact there is one frightening notion here.
that Riggs is suicidal and just plain Max and Riggs are long-haired, gunup, you can lose it all.
crazy at times. On the other hand, toting good guys. Please, Gibson,
Murtaugh has just turned fifty and don't fall
into the Rambo
Cancer-Get ready . for a wild and crazy weekend at a
is conservative.
syndrome!

friend's house. Play your cards right and there will be
a surprise waiting there for you.

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uired stupidity" is a
John Holt discusses in a
about educational shortHow Children Fail. Holt
that the classroorri atmoscauses bright children to
temporarily stupid. Their
ce will return when they
· and hop on their bischool.
t attributes this acquired
to nervousness caused by
environment The student,
rl. getting wrong answers to
· and, subsequently, a low
'hedges" the teacher's queswith strategies. He lays aside
· g he knows as a person
· up the artillery of a stuAnd blindly, he proceeds in
supply "right
]remember equipping myself
!hat artillery in school. I
do anything to get the
to take the spotlight off me
1&amp;11 it onto one of my other
who couldn't figure out why
to be there either. The
system had conditioned us to
p lves as answer machines,
., we acquiesced. Learning
figure into it too much.
ding had little to do with
work.
Acquired stupidity, while

Pisces-swallow
your prid~

a Skinner box
deeply engendered by our early
schooling, is not arrested in school.
it pervades society. Some people
proceed blindly throughout their
entire life, while some do so only
certain times of the day.
I've
narrowed the cause of this temporary numbness to a fundamental
hang-up--the fear of being in an
environment that we have not
chosen. And, consequently, the fear
of appearing inadequate in this
threatening atmosphere.
If we enter such an atmosphere
conscious of all its elements, we
can avoid acquired stupidity. That
is, if we seize even the most
tedious tasks with an eagerness to
control our situation, we will not
become conditioned like the student
or churchgoer who feels he is being
kept from someplace he'd much
rather be. To the blindly compliant, the Principle of Buoyancy is
just another dumb formula; the
Lord's Prayer is just another empty
recitation; employment is just
another tedious duty.
I've found acquired stupidity
very visible at the restaurant I cook
in on weekends.
The two
waitresses I work with are fun,
imaginative people until they step
into my kitchen. Then ignorance
seems to usurp the turf of their
minds and builds a solid lean-to
there.
Locked into what they have

become conditioned to consider
their "job-description," they enter a
kitchen that is as remote as a
classroom, and their effort to get
the job done and appear adequate
leaves my kitchen a mess. Jars,
spoons, and dishes get scattered all
over my cutting board. All the
elements of the kitchen are but
obstacles to them.
They must
shove them out of their path.
"Candy, that's a lid," I'll say;
"It goes on that jar."
This appraoch fails. The kitchen has little in common with the
one they have at home, and its
contents are neaµy fit into this
category--"things I don't want to
know about."
I hav~ found an approach that
works. I have transformed the kitchen into a huge Skinner Box.
B.F. Skinner devised a method
of modifying the behavior of
pigeons by conditioning them to
respond to certain stimuli. He
borrowed the idea from Pavlov who
was able to condition "natural"
responses in dogs. But Skinner's
technique "shaped" behavioral
responses. If a pigeon pecked a
certain spot in the Skinner Box, it
was rewarded. After much pecking
and rewarding, the pigeon would
catch on to the connection between
the peck and the reward.

Continued p. 10

Leo-Time to get in shape for summer. Exercise any
way you can and those pounds will melt away before
long.
Virgo-A good friend of yours may need a shoulder to
cry on this weekend. Put your work aside and lend
an ear. You might need the same thing someday.
Libra-Stop believing that you always have to be in
control. Let yourself go for a change. You may learn
that you can lose control and still have fun.
Scorpio- You've been partying too much and your

grades are starting to show it. Take a break and start
studying. There is still time to salvage your grades if
you put your mind to it.
your mind on romance this
weekend and don't stop until you get what you want.
You never know, it might be easier than you may
think.
Sagittarius-Set

Capricorn-Buckle down and finally write that paper
that was due a month ago. You might even pass if
you hand it in before the end of the semester.
Aquarius-Call an old friend this week and make

plans to do something fun. You need to get out and
relax instead of staring at the walls of your room for
excitement. Live a little!
Pisces-Swallow your pride and make up with that

person that you've been quarrelling with for the past
few weeks. It is really silly to hold a grudge. That
person misses you and wants to end the battle.

�PAGE EIGHT

March 16, 1987

Campus
Circle K .cops
leader-- Chris top honors
·Bolcarovic
by Lee Mo.rrell

It seems that the good times

· by Korrie Everett
This week, The Beacon's campus leader series would like to
introduce you to Chris Bolcarovic. Chris, a senior from Central
Moreland, Pennsylvania, has held the position of General Station
Manager for WCLH, the radio station here at Wilkes, for the past year.
Her duties at the station entail "the day to day operation of the station."
This day to day operation includes overseeing the duties of the other
members of the staff and the DJs and generally making sure that
everything runs properly. One of her main goals is to "create a feeling
of belonging among the DJs." After all, morale is important
Perhaps the most vital part of Chris' job involves the public
relations aspect of her position because it has so much to do with her
future career. Chris is pursuing a double major in English and
Communications at Wilkes and is interested in getting into public
relations as a career. In her positon at WCLH, she is responsible for
sending out announcements, making sure that WCLH events are wellpublicized and noticed, and working to maintain the station's image.
Chris noted some of the things that have been going on with
WCLH. This year )they instituted a news team and a list of the Top 35

are just beginning for Wilkes
College Circle K. Last month,
they celebrated their 25th anniversary with a banquet at the
Sheraton Crossgates. This mon th ,
there was celebrating of a different
sort. Over the weekend of March
13-15, Wilkes Circle K basked in
the radiance of a fine year at the
Pennsylvania DiStrict Convention
in Altoona.
The Wilkes Circle K'ers,
advised on campus by Mr. Phil
Tuhy, showed that th ey are truly
one of the best clubs in the state,
bringing home nine individual and
club honors. They took firS t place
in single service with th e winning
project, "Special Day wi th Special
People." The event was an all-day
picnic wi th the physically and
mentally handicapped of the area.
The chairpeople were Michelle
Ratchford and Cheryl Kukoski.
Circle K also took first in the
.Inter- club category. An Interclub
is achieved when at least three club
members from a group meet w1·th
members from different clubs. It

is measured in total hours per
people participating. This year's
winning total was a startling
43,000 hours. In comparison, last
year's winning total (also won by
Wilkes) was 6,500 hours.
Wilkes took second place in
the Achievement category. This
category is measured by the most
service proiects. They also took
'
thircLin the Scrapbook competition.
This year's scrapbook was designed
by Michael Fender and Cheryl
Kukoski and had a 25th anniversary
theme. Individuals also stood out
when this year's awards were
announced.
Debbie Pavlico
garnered Outstanding President;
Laura View copped the honors of
Outstanding Secretary, and Stephen
Morris came out on top with the
award of Outstanding Treasurer.
Convention time also brings
with it the election of a new
District Board. Wilkes was not
short in the honors there either.
The present Distict Secretary,

year. The District airo
their support for Wilk
Geskey as International
Yet another honor was
w·lk Th w·
upon I es.
e
Circle K will be the
upcoming 1988 Dis ·
tion at the Sheraton- C
This year, the w·
c· 1 K h air d
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as ea Y
new board The JXlSI.
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follows: Stephen
ident; Michael Fencler,
·ct o· Pal
1 en t; iane tanavage.
and J1'll Sowa, treas ww,
opum· u·c about ne•t
says, "With all of the
won this past year,
difficult to repeat
sure with the help of
old and new, we
successful." Morris
[Pavlico] was a great
year and has made the
is today--one of the s
state."
Mr. Phil Tuhy, ad

Robert Orlando of Wilkes ' was
.
'
replaced by another Wilkes student,
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L aura View.
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Wilkes College Circle K
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most requested songs of the week. In addition, WCLH celebrated its
15th anniversary and hosted a party that brought back some illustrious
alumni back to the station. Also highlighting this year was a visit
from DJs from Bloomsburg University and most recently, a hoagie sale
to raise funds for the student-run station. Chris was responsible for
making sure all these things ran smoothly.
Christine, a member of the Who's Who for 1987, has always been
active in campus related activites. For the past three years she has been
involved in many activites, including Cue 'N' Curtain, chorus, and the
Cap and Bell singers. She has also taken voice and piano lessons,
worked with the school musicals, and is a church organist on weekends.
In addition, she worked at WCLH as music director, and is currently
dorm president of Doane Hall.
In addition to her involvement with campus activites, Chris holds
several part-time jobs, including one at the radio station WEMR (am1460). Chris works at an internship at WBRE, TV28. Obviously,
these jobs help her in her role as Station Manger at WCLH.
In the future, Chris intends to keep working at her part time jobs
and eventually hopes to earn a position in public relations at either a
radio or television station. WCLH could prove to be a help to her in
these plans.
If you want to hear more of Chris you can catch her radio show on
Tuesdays from 7 a.m. until 9 a.m.

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undaries
lie District
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as Internatio
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ilkes. The
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performed his show
night for a large crowd of
uudents, as well as some
children, accompanied by
ts. The magic part of the
fabulous. He performed
ic routines, such as the
rings," the torn newspaper
the ubiquitous sawing
in half trick.
humor, sad to say, was
is expected of a magician.
oded to a typically imaowd. For example, when
ed the sawing a woman
1ru,;; he brought a volunteer
die stage as his assistant.
and of itself is no major
However, when he began
to the tightness of her
le crossed the boundaries of
. He placed the volunteer

on the table and started making
lewd and obscene gestures and facial
expressions. This was uncalled
for, to say the least
Another fine example of
Garner's brand of "humor" was his
hypnotized, dancing "banana." The
banana danced behind a cloth in
front of his pelvic area, imitating a
certain part of male anatomy that
was hardly appropriate. After all,
the illusion would have held just as
much weight without the lewd
gestures, so why include them?
At one point after the onset
of the banana business a mother and
her young son got up and left the
CPA. Granted, the show was a
college function, but still is that
what college is focused upon?
Overall, excluding the offcolor humor, which focused upon
racial slurs, sexual humor, and drug
jokes, the magic was acceptable.
The one good thing that can be said
was that the show was only one
hour long, just long enough to
offend, but not long enough to
cause a riot

igh fashion for Spring Break!

Recently, the Center for
Instructional
Communications
announced its intention to maintain
operation during the 1987-1988
academic year.
The program
recently received funding from the
Faculty Development Committee,
enabling the Center to proceed in
its effort to improve the quality of
classroom teaching at Wilkes
College.
CIC is located in Chapin Hall,
room 10, and is under the codirection of Ms. Jane ElmesCrayhall and Dr. Bradford Kinney.
The goal of the program is to
provide faculty with means other
than official peer review or tenure
evaluation procedures for improving
their teaching skills. These skills
include the areas of voice
projection, lecturing styles and format, and reading student feedback.
Faculty members who request

the service open their classrooms to
the observation of either Dr.
_Kinney or Ms. Elmes-Crayhall and
are provided with a professionally
written evaluation, as well as video
material. This video material will.
be reviewed by the participant and
the director on a confidential, one-toone basis.
"The quality of teaching at
Wilkes is part of its dynamic, and
we believe the Center contributes to
that dynamic because faculty are
helping faculty improve their
teaching," commented Elmes. "The
common experience we share is a
desire to improve our teaching
methods," she added.
To date, the Center has
provided a total of 29 observations
and tapings with a variety of
departments participating, including
the Biology, Chemistry, Commerce
and Finance, Engineering, Nursing,
and Speech, Communications and
Theater Arts Departments. The

Writing Lab has also particiapted.
Dr. Kurt Bottjer, a first year
instructor from the Biology
Departn1ent, was one of the ten
faculty who sought the experience
of the CIC.
Considering his
relatively new position, Bottjer felt
that the service would provide him
with a fresh approach to instruction
at Wilkes. "In my opinion, the
Center serves as an excellent
monitoring service. I turned to the
program in order to improve my
own teaching abilities," commented
Bottjer. "With this type of
constructive criticism, a teacher is
able to perform more effectively,"
he added.
"I think it's important to have
professors · with dynamic and
energetic teaching skills," said
senior
communications/English
major Chris Bolcarovic. "Students
come to college for a quality

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March 26, 1987

Words
Continued from p. 7
What I did was similar. When
Candy would leave the french
dressing bottle on my cutting table,
I would open the flip top and lay
the bottle on its side precariously
on the edge of the table. She would
knock it off the table every time
she entered the kitchen if she did
!)Ol fix it. So subconsciously she
would pick it up, snap on the lid,
and place it upright. So I would do
it again--same response.
On the third trial she also put
it away--progress. The fourth time
elicited the same response. The
sixth time yielded success. I did.
not have to touch the bottle. The
sight of it caused her to put it
away. I had completed the shaping.
She was reconditioned.

Fabiano/Shimp

WCLHTOP35

Continued from p. 6

Maybe the one thing
and Gregg want to stress
is that everyone should
(the music) a chance. It's
bunch of screaming.
of meaning behind the
you have any questions lheJ
be happy to answer them.
love to get calls and enjoy
to people. You can just cal
them know how you like
. Gary sums it up best,
on your radio and listen.'

of release for people that are just
sick and tired of what's going on in
the world. Because they cannot go
1. The Smiths ..................................................... Ask Me
out and do anything about their
2. REM ........................ ... ................................ .I .Believe
frustrations, they release the ten3. Flesh For Lulu ............................................ .I Go Crazy
sion in a different way. Still, it is
4. The Mighty Lemon Drops ............................. Happy Head
. a concept that people unfamiliar
5. Pseudo Echo ...................................... Living In A Dream
with the music have trouble accept6. B-52s ............... ....... ................................ ~lanet Claire
ing.
7. Oingo Boingo ......................................... Not My Slave
Although there are negative
8. The Cure .............................................. Let's Go To Bed
connotations attached to the music,
9. UB-40 .................................. ........ ....... .I Got You Babe
Gary and Gregg must
both Gary and Gregg feel there is
10. Blue Rays .................. : ................................. My Queen
some real value in it Gary feels something right. Their
1 I. Violent Femmes ....................................... County Death
that the fact that he and Gregg are night show brings in at
art majors have a lot to do with calls an rour. The calls
12. The 3 O'Clock ........................... Suzie's On The Ball Now
their choice in music because "it is prevented them from c
13. Concrete Blonde .................. ... ........... Still in Hollywood
creative. We are people that like to records correctly. The
14. Kraftwerk ...................................................... Surrender
think and the music makes us "from places we've never
15. Dweezil Zappa ................................... Let's Talk About It
think."
of." They have even had
16. The Bolshoi.. ................................................... A Way
Perhaps the one characteristic someone to answer !he
17. Zerra One ............ .. ................................. ... .. Rescue Me
that struck me the most about these them.
Center
18. Lone Justice ..................................................... Shelter
two guys is their dedication to the
Continued from p.9
19. Alan Parsons .......................... Standing on Higher Ground
music. Obviously, music that is
education, and I believe it's up to 20. Synch ........................................... Don't Stop Believin'
so socially and politically oriented
the professors to provide that 21. Eric Clapton ............................................. Missing You
attracts
people that are politically
education."
22. Alphaville ........................................... Universal Daddy
motivated
as well. Although Gregg
Dr. Kinney, one of the 23. Chameleons ............................................ Swamp Thing
admits that Gary is somewhat more
directors of the Center, felt that 24. Eleven Pond .................................... Tear and Cinnamon
politically active than he, the two
anyone who participates in the 25. Peter Gabriel.. ................ .................... That Voice Again
have some regard for the meaning
Center's program, and receives a 26. Echelon ............................................................ Shine
behind the music.
taped example of their teaching 27. Billy Bragg .................................................. .Ideology
Gary admits that politics
methods, will know more about 28. Gene Loves Jezebel.. .......................................... Desire
today affect him. Politics "really
their strengths and weaknesses than 29. Crowded House .................... ................... Don't Dream It
piss me off. I hope to do somethey did before they enrolled in
30. Iggy Pop ............................................. Real Wild Child
thing about it someday. It's too
CIC. He explained that one future 31. The Lucy Show ................................... A Million Things
bad older people don't listen to
objective of the Center includes
32. Housemartins ................ ............................. Happy Hour
younger people sometimes," he
producing
a short video package
33 . Th e B rons k.1 B eat............................ H.It Th at p erf ect B eat
,..
states.
1ocusing on areas of common
·
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34 . T h e Kmks
..................................... Rock and Ro 11 c 1ttes
Gary and Gregg have not
concern to faculty such as strategies
for reading student feedback. The .._3_5_._H_o_w_ar_d_J_o_n_es_._
.. _.. _.. _..._.._.._Y_o_u-K_n_o_w_I_L_o_v_e_Y_o_u_,_D_o_n_'t_Y_o_u_?_➔ stopped at just a radio show in their
quest for bringing hard core into the
video will be completed over the
Bored? Disillusioned? Don'tjump! Join The
area. They have been trying to
summer and will be available to
Beacon instead! The Beacon is always in ·
organize a hard core show somefaculty in the fall.
interested, enthusiastic individuals to write, take
where in the Valley. "We tried getFaculty who may want more
photos, or help with layout. No experience
ting a show together here at Wilkes
information can contact Ms. Elmesnecessary. We train with a smile! If this sound
but the school won't let us have it
with
Crayhall or Dr. Kinney at ext 316
too good to be true, come up to our office located
for numerous reasons. We are still
or 317.
on the third floor of the SUB and find out!
looking for a place to have bands
play, though," Gary says.
only 25 cents for 25 words.
One thing that should be noted
What
is that they have tried to get halls
or clubs outside the college combetter way to get in touch with lovers, friends, even enemies?
munity interested in the show, but
with no success. Gary attributes
Just bring your message(s) to our office on the 3rd floor of the
this to the fact that,"the area is very
heavy metal. I'm not against that
Sub.
It pays to
but it (the area) is recessed when it
comes to hard core; they are not
Thtt
used to it. It hasn't gotten here yet
but we really want to bring it here."

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woman's softball team
it's season with a
rat Gettysburg this past

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the first game 5-2 before
to lose the second 9-4.
will be in action at
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Valley at 3:00p.m ..

Phil Wingert saw his
·s team lose in their
l of the season . ...
dropped the home
to the Juniata Indians.
0-11 last year and have
lhree matches in the last
faced Ursinus yesterday

March 26, 1987
Continued from pg. 12
- Frank Wanzor entered the
game as a DH and went 2 for 4
with a double. A single by Bill
Harries brought Wanzor home for
the first score of the game in the
third inning. Joe Ranieli added a.
double to the losing effort. Wilkes
left the bases loaded in both the
first and seventh innings.
The Huskies scored three runs
in the third inning. Two wild
throws and a walk accounted for the
scoring.
Eric Price started the game for
Wilkes. He struck out 3 and walked
4 after 3 2/3 innings. Dave
Nargoski went the final 2 1/3
striking out 2 and walking none.

Wilkes
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On Tuesday, the Colonels
collected 8 hits, including 2 home
runs by Joe Ranieli and a double
and a triple by Bill Harries to power
them to a 5-4 win the visiting
Cougars.
Don Shaw picked up the win
after pitching 4 innings, striking
out 1 and walking 3. Tom Salzberg
tossed 4 innings and stuck out 5
while walking 2. Dave Nargoski
threw 1 inning to pick up a save. ·
Wilkes will host Albright this
Saturday at 1:00 in a conference
. contest. The game is a double
header and Salzberg and Shaw are
scheduled to pitch.
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Ille first game, Wilkes-Barre
out to a quick 6-0 lead
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'ch are like field goals in
worth three points each.
the first half Mark Phelan,
King's student, scored a
· l try and O'Connor made
point conversion to put the

ahead, 12-0.
· proved to be the final
11 both teams came up
in an extremely physical
fought second half.
Breakers rolled to a 16-4
in the B side game thanks

to
Wilkes
students
Chip
Montgomery and Andy Harris.
Montgomery
helped
the
Breakers overcome a 4-0 deficit
early in the first half by converting
two penalty kicks. This made the
score 6-4 with the Breakers in
control at the half.
When the teams returned for
the second half, Montgomery was
hotterthan ever. he completed two
drop kicks to put the Breakers up
12-4.
With only a few minutes left
on the clock, rookie Andy Harris
rambled into the goal area and
grounded the first tri of his career.
The conversion attempt failed and
the final score stood at 16-4.
The A side is now 1-1 and the
B side sports a 2-0 record. This
Saturday the Breakers will travel to
York for their third match of the
season. The next home game will
be April 4th at 1:00 p.m. in Kirby
Park

Miller, Mejias
All-American
by Jim Pyrah
For the very first time in the
history of wrestling here at Wilkes
College, the Colonels have had two
wrestlers earn All-American honors.
Senior Andre Miller and junior
Dennis Mejias each finished 8th in
their respective weight classes to
earn that honor.
Miller, from Bayshore, N.Y.,
is a two time EIWA champ in the
134-pound weight class. He made it
to the quarterfinals before losing to
second seed Gil Sanchez of
Nebraska.
Mejias is a junior from
Bellmore, New York. He earned his

DIVISIONB
Melayu
Hakky Pakk
Rat Pack
Jerry's Kids
B&amp;J Bowlers
The Spares
Lucky Strikes
O.M. Tall Gals
F.M.R.

related) types of problems".
Unsworth expressed, though,
that testing should be done in a way
which will "preserve individual
rights".
Coach Phil Wingert stated,
"We are just wondering if there is a
need for it (drug testing) at our
level".
The -idea, however, was "put
on hold" due to the high expense
and the many legalities involved in
testjng.

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Cyndie Pieloch

Drug testing of Wilkes
College athletes or of anyone else
at Wilkes will not take place in the
immediate future. Football Coach
Bill Unsworth cited expense and
legality as the chief reasons.
Unsworth and others brought
up the idea of drug testing at a
meeting of the Physical Education
department this past Tuesday.
"It is our duty as educators to
inform on the negative aspects of
drugs," Unsworth said, "We need to
keep the sports free of those (drug

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11-11 I
11-11 I
Maybe the name of this column should be "Bob Kimback's Trivia
16-12 I Comer." For the second time in the last three weeks, Bob took the
14-141 honors as the Wilkes College trivia chief. Bob correctly told us that the
11-11 I pitcher who gave up Hank Aaron's record breaking 715th home run was
5-23 I Al Downing of the Dodgers. The pitcher who gave up Bucky Dent's
5-23 I historic seventh inning blast over Boston's green monster to put the
I Yankees into the playoffs, was Mike Torrez. Also, the last man to hit a
I home run for the old Boston Braves was Hank Aaron's old teammate
20-8 I Eddie Matthews.
20-8 I
Well, the NCAA Final Four is set, Indiana, UNLV, Syracuse and
11-11 I Providence will do battle for the title. So, for the last time this
16-12 I semester, here is some basketball trivia.
16-12 I

Individual leaders for the men
and the women are as follows;
Jim Consugar
Len Witczak
Bob Leo
Tim Wheeler
Howie Knorr
RickSantasania
Mike Havrilla
John Schultz
Tom Walton

8th place finish in the 118-pound
class. After losing in the opening
round,
Dennis
showed
his
toughness by battling back through
consolations.
Junior Craig Rome came one
match away from earning AllAmerican honors. Rome was
eliminated by Craig Martin of
Missouri on a 4-3 decision.
The Colonels finished. in 29th
place overall in the tournament
with 11.75 points.
Wilkes' last NCAA place
winner was Lenny Nelson. Nelson
placed 8th in the 142-pound weight
class in 1982.

Wilkes won't test
for drugs

The Wilkes College bowling
club found themselves all tied up
after competition this past Friday
at Chacko's East bowling lanes.
The
Grim
Reapers,
in
Division A, along with Melayu
and Hakky Pakk, in Division B, all
came away tied for the overall
league lead. Each sported a 20-8
record.
Jim Consugar was the leading
men's bowler with a 714 series and
a high game of 255. Norizon Abd
Razak copped the women's honors
with a high game of 202.
Following are the complete
team standings;

DIVISION A
Grim Reapers
W.A.S.
Miller Lite All-Stars
Return of the Boneheads
Riders rode high in the finals of the floor hockey intram~ league G-Spots
the Victim Soys 8-1 to claim top honors. CongratulatJ.Ons
O.M. Tall Boys
Riders and to all the teams for a fine season.
Four Horseman
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Underdogs
Broad St. Bullies

Wilkes Barre breakers
club had a successful
as they defeated Lehigh
· in both A side and B

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the man controlling the ball threw perhaps the most memorable pass in
Georgetown history. The question is, who threw the pass and who stole
it?
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No. 20

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Colonels claw Cougars
but lose to Sus_quehanna,
Bloom

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byJimPyrah
I hate to say it For fear of
jinxing the rest of the season I
really hate to say it D~ty.
however, and a large amount of
enthusiasm compel me to. Coach
Bob Duliba and his baseball team
just may be on to something this
year.
There, I said it. There may
have been no joy in Colonelville
last year, but this year, baseball
fans, will be different. The . new
season brings with it some new
faces, a position change or two, the
further development of some
talented
people
and,
most
importantly, a winning attitude.
This team means buisness, folks.
Forget that the Crusaders
canned them in a doubleheader on
Saturday and the Huskies humbled
them again on Sunday. Forget the 24 record. The Colonels slow start
may be attributed to a lack of
realization of just how good this
team can be. A little confidence
goes a long way, guys. We know
that you are good and you certainly
know it. Now is the time to prove
it
This is quite a turn around
from just one year ago. We might
as well refer to last year's campaign
as the "Navy" season because every
game was an adventure. Coach
Duliba will finally be able to throw
out all of those boxes of AlkaSelzer he collected last April.
It seems as though over this
past hoiday _break, several of the
Colonels found where they had
misplaced their bats and gloves
during last season. That is very
good news for Coach Bob Duliba
and for us fans who are yearning for
a legitimate contender to cheer for.
The heck with cautious
optimism, fans. Break out the
banners, pull up your favorite lawn
chair and cheer the Colonels on as
they head into what promises to be
a very successful year.

Wilkes
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College Misericordia 3

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Champ,
been proud of the Colonels in their Susquehanna University.
season opener as they did indeed
The Colonels only lead of the
show their true colors.
game came when they went up 2-0
Powered by the bats of in the top of the second. The
leftfielder Tony Caladie and catcher Crusaders took the lead for good
Bill Harries the Colonels clawed the with three runs in the bottom of
Cougars enroute to the 18-3 that inning.
victory.
Brian Gorski led Wilkes ih the
Caladie went 4 for 4, including batters box by going 3-4. Don
a home run and 4 RBI's. Harries Shaw suffered the loss for Wilkes.
was 2 for 2 with a home run, a
Wilkes
0
double: and 4 RBI,s. Centerfielder
Susquehanna
4
Brian Gorski brought in 4 runs on
his 2 hits.
Susquehanna put two runs on
Freshman Mark Konopki
picked up his first win as he went 4 the board in the first inning and two
innings striking out 4 and walking more in the fifth to complete the
2. Sophomore Eric Price went the sweep.
Tom Salzberg went six
last three innings also stiking out 4
innings and struck out 8 while
and walking 2.
Rightfielder Nelson Cantor and picking up the loss for Wilkes.
secondbaseman Joe Ranielli led an
Wilkes
O
errorless defense. The Wilkes bats
Bloomsburg
3
made their presence felt as the
Things got heated up early in
Colonels collected 15 hits on the
this
doubleheader
on Sunday. If you
day.
missed the first inning then you
would probably think the Colonels
Wilkes
4
played a solid baseball game. They
Susquehanna
6
did, except for that first inning.
After giving up three first
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walked 4 in going the distance for
Bloomsburg
Wilkes.
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winds
may
have
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accounted for both teams poor
second
half of the twin
performances at the plate. Wilkes
few
bats
began to show
managed only 2 hits in the game.

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                    <text>1I. XXXIX
No. 18

ampe-Groh named as Dean
by Eliz.abeth Mazzullo
Named Dean of Student Affairs
last Monday, Jane Lampe-Groh sees
her new position as "a challenge
that rm really excited about"
This . is
Lampe-Groh's
eighteenth year at Wilkes. She has
served as Dean of Women,
Associate Dean or' Student Affairs,
and most recently, since Arthur
Hoover's death, as Acting Dean of
Student Affairs.
Lampe-Groh explained how
she came to accept her new
position.
"On that day in December
[after Hoover's death], I wouldn't
have given it even odds that I would
,· apply. I didn't know if I was going
to like it," she said. "As the days
went on, I was working harder, and
I really liked it"
"When I found out I liked it, I
didn't know what to do," she added
Originally, a national search
was planned to find a new dean.
But, Lampe-Groh said, the Friday
before her position was announced,

she was talking with Vice-president
Gerald Hartdagen, who said that if
she wanted the job, the College was
in a position to offer it to her.
Lampe-Groh sees an important
lesson in this. "I think you grow
into things sometimes," she said,
"and sometimes things happen that
force you to grow."
To Lampe-Groh, this position
is "a continuation in a career I have
enjoyed immensely."
Lampe-Groh talked about how
she got in,to a career in student
affairs. "I trained to be a speech
teacher," she explained, but she
went on to graduate school
immediately after college. While
she was in graduate school, she
said, the president of her undergraduate school called her and asked
if she would come back and run the
residence life program.
"Once I got into it," LampeGroh said, "after about three
months I realized I was really
hooked."
"I sort of came in through the

back door but decided I never wanted
to find the front door to get out of
it," she laughed
She sees her new position as
one of greater responsibility. "I see
this job in many ways as the job of
an ombudsman," she added, "as
someone who has to keep
representing student concerns to the
rest of the College community, as
well as having students accept their
share of responsibility."
Since she was on vacation last
week, Lampe-Groh said she hasn't
had time to formulate definite plans
and goals for the Student Affairs
Office.
But, she said, "I want to pull
together a lot of areas that will help
in the holistic development of
students."
She added that she
wanted to create a "working
partnership" with other campus
offices.
"There is a superb group of
students to work with here," LampeGroh added. "They are generally
very reasonable."

How · do teacher
evaluation forms work?
by Tami Kunkel
community
joins
together
to new Dean of Student

in
offering
Affairs Jane

wo attacked near
arte Monday
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won his fi
,v er Pete Ru
eventual 2nd
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)mpetition b
rd
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and Kelly M
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Mazzullo

p.m.
y, two female commuters
attacked near the Dorothy
Darte Center for the
. gArts.
According to Paul Adams,
· le Dean of Student Affairs,
!WO had parked their car on
River Street across from
Hall and were walking
the CPA. A man was
· ga few feet in front of them.
The students were having an
nt conversation," Adams
when the man turned and asked
angrily, "What did you say?"
· g to Adams, the man then
up gravel and threw it at
He grabbed one student by
air. The second girl screamed,

a car drove past, and the man let go
and continued walking up the street,
Adams said.
The two women ran into
Darte. When faculty and students
came outside, the man was gone,
Adams said.
The students were shaken up
but neither was hurt.
A description of the man was
given to the police.
He was
described as being in his mid-30s,
six feet tall, and thin, with light
brown wavy hair. He was wearing
blue jeans and a dark blue down
jacket
Police talked with the students
and commenced a search for the
man.
As of Tuesday morning,
Adams had heard nothing about the
investigation.

Last week's Beacon editorial
dealt with teacher evaluation forms
filled out by the students at the end
of each semester.
In theory, these forms depict
an accurate picture of the teacher's
and
course's
strengths
and
weaknesses. But do they?
This is the question being
asked by many students, faculty,
and the members of TREC, the
Teacher Recognition and Evaluation
Committee. The committee has
been formed to evaluate the
accuracy of the forms used by
Wilkes. Wilkes, along with 25
other institutions, use · ICES
evaluation forms designed by the
University of Illinois. The forms
are designed with some questions
which are standardized and
universal. The different departments can add other questions to
these.
Along with addressing the
accuracy of the form, the committee
is also considering the possibility
of alternative student evaluation
methods.

The committee is chaired by
Susan Behuniak-Long, of the
Political Science Department The
other members of the committee are
Patricia Heaman, Language and
. Literature;
M.
U.
Farooq,
Engineering; Walter Karpinich,
Language an&lt;l Literature; Pam
Baker, Nursing; and Debbie PraterZehner, Director of the Academic
Support Center.
There are two students on the
committee; they are Justine Baker
and Tom Mineo.
How are the committee
members selected? The faculty
elected Behuniak-Long, Farooq,
Karpinich, and Baker. Heaman and
Prater-Zehner are administrative
selections. The students on TREC
are selected by fellow students.
Behuniak-Long stressed that
all of the members of the committee were in favor of student
evalmtion of teachers. If ICES
forms are not used, u'len members
want a variation on this theme.
However, there are faculty and
administrative members at Wilkes
who are against student evaluations
in any form.

"The majority of students do
take them [the forms] seriously,"
said Behuniak-Long. "I do think
the editorial was right when it said
a lot of the students don't
understand them. Arc the questions
clear? For example, what does does
a phrase such as 'high academic
standards' mean? This may be a
very ambiguous phrase. This is an
example of what the committee is

discussing."

Continued on p. 5

�March 19, 1987

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Openness:key to AIDS cure
The latest news on combatting the worldwide Acquired Immune
Deficiancy Syndrome (AIDS) epidemic was announced yesterday. A
vaccine developed to stimulate the production . of antibodies that can
fight off the virus will be tested on humans in the United States for the
first time. However, despite this advancement, a proven vaccine,
according to leading experts, does not seem likely for at least five to ten
years--maybe not before the next century.
The AIDS virus is not selective when chosing its victims. Even
here in the Wyoming Valley there have been 15 cases reported since
1981. Nine of these victims have already died. The situation is not
getting better, either. On the contrary, the number is increasing daily.
Until a ctll'e or a vaccine is found, the only way to combat the
disease is by using "preventive medicine." For people to know how to
avoid contact 1with the virus and therefore reduce their chances of
acquiring the disease, they first must be educated. In November of last
year, the United States Surgeon General C. Everett Koop "urged an allout effort to educate the populace, beginning with young children, to the
dangers of AIDS and ways to avoid them."
A community effort must be made in educating society in order to
have a chance against-such a killer. The effort should involve society
on a national, state, and local level. In early February a local San
Fransisco television station (an NBC affiliate) took a monumental step
in being the first station, other than cable stations, to broadcast condom
commercials. Condoms help in avoiding the sexual transmission of the
AIDS virus.
Since this pioneering decision, a Detroit and an
Indianapolis station (both ABC affiliates) have followed the lead. Some
magazin~ have also loosened restriction.s on ads and are also featuring
the ads.
This sort of initiative should not only be commended but is
necessary. When dealing with such an epidemic, there is no room for
harsh judgements on the morality of such advertisements. The
commercials do not promote promiscuity but responsible sexual
practices. A step must be taken to prevent further spreading of the
disease, and it must be taken regardless of what moral beliefs it offends.
The fact of the matter at hand is that AIDS is here to stay--until we pull
together to cure the disease.
·
This brings us back to our community--the Wyoming Valley and
more directly Wilkes College. Both the local community and Wilkes
have taken important steps in the right direction. Seminars have been
held, pamphlet information is available, and films have been shown in
order to make the community more aware of what the disease is all
about, how it is transmitted, and how to prevent transmission. Steps
such as these that promote an openness in understanding the disease and
that set aside puritanical bapiers should and must continue. Without
this !&lt;ind of O~Jl!l~s. we are fi hting a battle that is alread l~!.

~bi 1.Siacott
VOL. XXXIX No. 19 March 19, 1987
Editor-in-chief.. ........................................... Pamela K. Jones
News Editor ............................................. Elizabeth Mazzullo .
Feature Editors .......................................... Lorri Steinbacher
........................................... Michelle Munday
Sports Editor ............ ........................................... Jim Pyrah
Copy Editor ............................................ Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editors ...................................... : .. Murnal Abate
................ ................... ... . .... Lisa Miller
Staff Photographer ...................................... .. ..... Bruce Alexis
Advertising Manager ................ ....................... Mark Shedlock
Business Manager ...........................................Joel Fomalont
Distribution Manager .......................................... Joe Bauman
Advisor ............................................. ................ Tom Bigler
Contributing Writers: Lee S. Morrell, Q Jane Circa, Kim
Klimek, John Cusatis, John Gordon, Helen Barrett, Kathy Harris,
Tami Kunkel' Kim Cooper, Dave Cerino.
·
,.
· '
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Contributing Photographer: Elizabeth Mazzullo.

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed arc
those of the individual writer and not of the publication or the
College. Names may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all
letters to the editor must be signed to insure validity.

cone

Reader response

t

Campus drinking concerns student
To the Editor:
I felt the enclosed letter, sent
to me at my office, deserved the
attention of the Student Body. The
letter was accompanied by a
newspaper article reporting the
death of a University of Delaware
freshman. The student was killed
while intoxicated.
Alcohol abuse is a problem
that plagues our society and our
youn~ ~ple particularly. It is my
conv1cuon we all must work
together in
combatting
this
problem.
· I appreciate your cooperation
in publishing this letter from one
of your fellow students.
·
Sincerely,
Christopher N. Breiseth
President

All I can think is that Wilkes
College condones underage drinking
and infantile behavior. Since the
students reflect the college at which
they attend, it seems the reflection
on Wilkes is not good.
There must be an honest effort
made by the [Resident Assistants]
and the [Resident Life Office]. I
would hate to see a terrible incident
happen at Wilkes one of these days.

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treet the
ing SI

I'm sure the University of
never suspected such a thinl
happen to them either. By
the drinking age in Pennsy
21 also.
Thank you for your
reading my letter.

hang~

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Local Address:

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The letter is as follows:
Dear Dr. Breiseth:
Since I am unable to attend the
"Meet With the Pres" meetings, I
thought I'd voice my concern in
this letter.
As you read the
enclosed article you can probably
guess what that might be. Yes,
underage drinking.
I am a 21 year old senior and I
am all for having a good time, but
it is especially irritates me when I
see and bear college-aged students
drinking to get drunk. It further
irritates me when I see so many
underage drinkers on our campus.
It seems that our students equate the
words beer and college week-ends.
I am aware of the new drinking
policy and commend those who
made an effort in controlling our
drinking problem. But there hasn't
been much of a change. Each
weekend I still see illegal kegs
being "sneaked" into the back stairs
of dorms and many illegal parties
being held.
I don't. know what the answer
is but something must be done
about the mentality of our students.

Financial aid
available to
employees of Leslie
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Please deliver your application and ·. a writing s
(previous Beacon story, a term paper, or an English papo')
Mr. Tom Bigler, room 20B Capin Hall. You will be
for an interview.

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Application Deadline: Monday, April 6, 1987.

The Financial Aid Office has
recently been informed that
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dependents of employees of Leslie
Fay who attend Wilkes and who
#
have financial need.
· Anyone whose parent is an
employee of Leslie Fay is asked to
"I lose my respect for the man who can make the mystery of sex
contact the Financial Aid Office as · subject of a coarse jest, yet, when you speak earnestly and seriously
soon as possible since the money the subject, is silent"
will be used for this semester. The
amount of the scholarships will
--Henry David Thoreau
vary depending upon the number of
recipients.

Q.,moftt.Vlllt

�March 19, 1987

PAGE ~ E .,

tic conclusions

's time to play "Name that Gym"
Q, Jane Circa

~ Universi
~cted such
•hem either
gage in P

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making a donation of a certain
. amount of money would allow you
was walking past the gym on to name the men's shower room,
'n Street the other day, for example.
11W something strange and
The top gift on the list was
urexpected.
·
the '.'naming gift" of $1.5 million
· g had changed.
dollars. Under this plan! if you
le were leaving the gym donate $1.5 million to the College
bags of equipment and for the new Sports and Conference
Others were. playing Center, you can have it named after
on the grass alongside the yourself, a loved one, a respected
It was a scerie typical of community leader, or a favorite pet
hday,anyyear,atWilkes.
Ihavetowonderjusthowthis
what's so strange about whole dt;dication business is going
Well, . nothing, really. to work. True, the College needs
!hat the gym wasn't this money for its construction
to be there this March.
plans to go into effect But I can't
this isn't an opening scene help thinking that potential
'Twilight'Z.One" episode.
problems lurk just around the
see, construction on the· comer.
and Conference Center
For instance, how will the
II begin this
month. rooms be dedicated? Perhaps a
· g for the new small plaque, trimmed with gold
was scheduled for March, leaf, similar to those found in
DI March, · 1987, is here. churches, will be nailed to the wall,
only -ground broken is the . proclaiming, "This state-of-the-art
grass tom up by those locker room is donated in loving
players' shoes. And far memory of .... " Or maybe, true
tion having begun on to the _sp~t of' .locker rooms
gym, the old. one is s~ everywhere (and in affectionate
tribute to Wilkes College's already
mstill in use.
's the problem? Ac- considerable contributions to the
vandalism), the
k&gt; last week's Beacon, it's fine art of
, Three and a half million dedications should simply ·be spraykl be precise. The College painted on the walls.
And then there's the question
to $2 million but needs a
What if
$5.5 million. It's hesitant of appropriateness.
lhe sum but cannot break someone decides to honor his
somewhat Victorian-minded maiden
witoout it
what is the College doing? aunt by making a donation in her
, it's pursuing its name to the Wilkes gym, and the
Campaign and waiting for room named for her turns out to be
The
to come · in, . while the men's shower room?
woman might die of embarassment,
to reduce costs.
might remember from a and then where would the College
Is it possible to take an
llicle earlier this-. year that be?
'gifts" were set up so that organization to court on a charge of

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"manslaughter
by
terminal
blushing"? And, more important,
does the College have insurance to
cover. this?
The "naming gift" could cause
another problem for the College.
What if a somewhat eccentric local
millionaire tells the College he will
donate the $1.5 million, but only if
the gym can be named after his
beloved toy poodle? Yes, that's
right--"The Fifi LaRue Memorial
Sports and Conference Center."
Or what if a group of Satanists
puts up the money; but demands
that the name of the gym, whe~
said backwards, sound like "I
worship Satan"? The possibilities
are endless. And there is a question
in my mind begging to be asked:
will the College, in the end, put its
desire for money over the need for
common sense in naming the new
gym?
Another ~blem.
The
College has designated these donations as "gifts." The implication,
then, is that . ·you should give
money in someone's honor to
commemorate a special occasion in
that person's life--birthdays, deaths,
marriages~ anniversaries, Mother's
Day. And what an i[!teresting and .
·unusual Christmas gift! I can heM
it 'now: "Oh, honey, 1 .love it!
You named a weight room after me!
And all I asked for was a microwave
oven. How thoughtful of you!"
And just consider the potential
ironies. With all good intentions,
someone's parents cquld name a
room after her for a graduation
present What they might overlook
· in their search to honor their child,
of course, is that she barely passed
any gym class--including golf--~t
she took in four years at Wilkes. .

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But unlike an ordinary gift,
Take the naming gift, for
you can't take this one back for a example. Divide $1.5 million by
refund. What do you do if someone $6,000 (approximately the cost of
names a room after you and you tuition for a yeaar), and you come
decide you don't like it, that it's the up
with
250
full-tuition
wrong color, the wrong size, or scholarships. Surely it should be
simply too ugly?
Say someone possible to divert some of the
names a shower stall after President money for that state-of-the-art
Breiseth--the
"Chris
Breiseth . Sports and Conference Center and
Memorial Shower Stall''--and he put it back into the educational
decides, after the gym's dedicated, process--either in the form of
that he really doesn't want people financial aid or in the form of
staring at his name while they equipment--whereitmightdomore
lather their backs because he doesn't good for the students than a gym
want his name remembered only as with such extra features as
letters seen through a haze of classrooms (which Wilkes certainly
shampoo suds. What can he do? has plenty of).
Can you undedicate a room? I
And if you're still thinking
think not
about the subject of naming,
Of course, all this talk about wouldn't it be more of a lasting
naming the n~w gym hides the real honor to have a scholarship named
issue--money. Wilkes is spending after you than a weight room?
quite a lot on the new gym.
After all, which sounds more
Granted, Wilkes' gym is not in the impressive--"The Q. Jane Circa
best shape. But there has to be a Memorial Scholarship Fund" or
way to cut costs and make it less
;'The Q. Jane Circa Memorial Water
elaborate. I have to wonder if just a Cooler"?
little bit of that $5.5 million can't
·Not a hard choice to make, is
be put to a better use.
it?

Open meetings on
core to be held
by Elizabeth Mazzullo
Do you think · we should · take fewer core · courses?
Should we be allowed to have more electives?
No matter
what
your
op1ruons
are,
if you
want
to let the
administration know how you feel about Wilkes' proposed
core curriculum, come to the open hearings to discuss
the proposed curricular model which will be held next
week.
The Core Curriculum Review Committee will hold
open hearings to allow all students and faculty members
to
talk
about
the
proposed . changes
to
the
core
curriculum Wednesday, March 25, at 4 p.m. and· Thursday,
March 26 at 12 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. All meetings will be in
SLC 101.
.
.
.
· Since The Beacon
last reported
the state .of the
proposed core, one significant change · hl,\s · ~ . made. . .
Under the · last model, students would · choose : :Distribution
Requirements
from
the
areas
of
Arts, · .~ i~es, .
Mathematics/Science, and Social Science.
But ..ac~rding
· to · the latest model, Distribution Requirements · ·would be
selected from four newly created areas:
Cutmre and
Values, Creative and Symbolic Expression, The Natural
World, and Society and Human Behavior.
Goals
for
these
new
distribution
areas · are. . as
follows.
For Culture and Values courses, the goals are
for
the
student
to
explore
ethical,
intellectual,
and
social values; to make ethical judgments based upon a
consciously
developed
moral
value
system;
_and
to
understand
and
appreciate
cultural
diversity
from
historical
and
contemporary perspectives.
In -Creative
and Symbolic Expression classes, students will · learn to
cultivate aesthetic sensibilities; in courses dealing with
the Natural World, · the goal is for students to undersJand
scientific principles and their relationship to technology
and culture and to apply quantitative reasoning in the
presentation and interpretation of data.
And in Society
and Human Behavior classes, teaching will focus on the
goals
of appreciating
the
dynamics of an
individual
functioning within a complex society and of exploring
ethical, intellectual, and social values.
Do you like these suggestions?
Whether you agree or
disagree, come to the open meetings next week iil SLC
101 and let the committee know how you feel!

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March 19, 1987

Student group Wilkes AF-ROTC
helps peers · offers scholarships
by Kim Cooper

Mark Sowcik, Director of Campus Counseling Services.
by Kim Klimek
How many students have
experienced difficulty at college?
You are not alone. Many students
have difficulties in college, whether
they are academic, social, or
spiritual problems.
They need to turn to someone
for advice.
But, many times,
younger students have trouble
consulting adults about such
difficulties. They need to talk to
someone their age.
To deal with this problem,
Mark Sowcik, Director of
Counseling Services, worked on the
idea ofa "peerreferral." This newly
formed network consists of Sowcik
and eight students: Tara Haas,
Brenda Gerharb, Marie Evert, Kim
Supper, and Frank Ketschek, who

are dorm students; Laura View and
Steve Morris, commuters; and Sue
Novobilski, off-campus resident
These students will serve as
peer counselors when fellow
students have problems or when
they want to talk to someone.
This group takes trips to local
social agencies to learn more about
social problems. So far, the group
has traveled to the Clear Brook
Education Center, the First Valley
Hospital, and the Drug and Alcohol
Rehabilitation Center. A speaker
from the Domestic Violence Center
has addressed the group, and the
counselors will hear a speaker from
the Victims' Resource Center.
The peer referral group meets
on Thursdays at 11 a.m. on the
second floor of the S.U.B.

Tom is a senior electrical
engineering major at Wilkes. He
likes running, skiing, dancing, and
listening to music, just like most
other college students. Tom is
different, though. He is a student
obtaining a college education, but
he is also receiving military
training to prepare for a career as an
officer in the United States Air
Force. Tom is just one of more
than 100 cadets in the Air Force
Reserve Officer Training Corps
(AFROTC).
The local program is based at
Wilkes College and serves King's,
Bloomsburg,
University
of
Scranton, Marywood, Misericordia,
Luzerne
County
Community
College, the area Penn State
schools, Keystone Junior College,
and Lackawanna Junior College.
Several programs are available
to students featuring scholarships
awarded on a competitive basis.
These scholarships include tuition,
$100 tax-free each month, book
costs, and lab and incidental fees.
College freshmen and sophomores
may compete for two, two-and-onehalf, thr(?e, or three-and-one-half
year scholarships.
They are

available to students with a G .P.A.
of at least 2.5 majoring in physics,
math,
computer science, or
engineering.
Scholarships are
also available for those qualified in
the pilot, navigator, and missile
career fields. Nursing scholarships
are also available for the last two
and three years of study. A limited
number of scholarships in pre-med,
foreign
languages,
and
business/accounting
are
also
available.
Activities available through
AFROTC include base visits
throughout the country. Functions
at Wilkes include a semi-formal
dinner dance, a military DiningOut, parties, and numerous public
service activities.
To participate, you should
enroll in an AFROTC course along
with your normal academic courses.
The best way to gain maximum
advantage from AFROTC is to
complete the Four-Year Program
· which leads to an Air Force
commission at graduation.
During the first two years of
AFROTC, called the General
Military Course (GMC), you
become familiar with the program
and the history of the Air Force.
After two ears in the GMC ou

will participate in a fourtraining course at one of 13
Air Force bases throu
United States.
No military comm·
required at any point
GMC or field training
win a scholarship.
You will then be q
the Professional Officer
(POC) during your last two
The POC emphasizes I
management, problem-sol ·
communication skills.
enroll in the POC, you
$100 a month tax-free
school year.
If you don't enroll in
Year Program, and you
two years of college re ·
are eligible for the AFR
YearProgram. Youmust
a six-week field training
prior to enrolling in the

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After
completing
AFROTC and degree req .
you will be commissiOIICld
second lieutenant in the
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means that students tend to enjoy
most students know about the "hard" sciences less than the
is that students fill them humanities, and this is reflected in
lhen they are put in a sealed their perception of the teacher.
to be sent to a mysterious
On January 29, Dr. Dale
n.
Brandenburg from the University of
uniak-Long explained that Illinois visited Wilkes by invitation
forms are delivered to Dr. of the TREC. Brandenburg is one
Natzke of the Sociology of the original designers of the
t in Chase Hall. He ICES form. He met with faculty,
filled-in blanks on the administration,
and
President
ilto the computer, which Christopher Breiseth to discuss the
the data. The computer merits and limitations of the forms.
each instructor on the He also discussed how the forms
questions in comparison can be abused if used improperly.
instructors of similar
One point Brandenburg made
(from the University of clear is that the ICES forms were
designed for the teachers' benefit.
results are sent to the They were made for the selfhead of the department improvement of faculty and not for
· tion member to review
the administration to decide such
as a tool to decide. the issues as granting tenure or deciding
of the teacher or whether to drop a course. Although
he did not say the forms cannot be
last step in the process is used this way since they wer,: not
results are given to the designed this way, the forms must
The teacher can do be used with caution.
he wishes with these
"Most
people
wouldn't
whether it is reading them complain if it was a 'for your eyes
confetti out of them.
only' type of thing.
But the
teachers said they do try problem lies when it is used by the
te the results into their administration," said Behuniakand teaching methods. Long.
teachers say they pay
Another abuse Brandenburg
attention to the com- listed occurs when the ICES forms
students are encouraged are given out the first time the
oo the back of the form.
course is taught. This isn't fair to
interesting fact is that, as the teacher, who may be fearful of
· ctors in the humanities the forms at the end of the
er than those in the semester. The instructor and the
Does this mean that · course should be given a chance to
· instructors are really work the "bugs" out
teachers than science
One other abuse of the forms

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are given out, when they are given
out, and whether or not the faculty
member is present"
The TREC believes that the
students who fill out the forms
should be better educated about
them. The administration should
be aware of the potential abuses of
the forms and of their limitations.
"Our committee recommended
that students be in charge of
distributing ICES," said Behuniak-

Long. "The forms should never be
in the hands of faculty. This would
make it a student responsibility. If
we are using students in this way,
there should be a return, perhaps a
faculty honor roll which could be
printed in The Beacon. This is
controversial because many people
feel the system isn't valid. But the
students are being used as tools and
are getting nothing back."

Drug tests at college

(CPS)--Even as some athletes
gan suing to stop having to take
drug tests, a Tennessee state legislator has introduced a bill that
would require anyone who wants to
attend one of the state's colleges to
be tested for drug use.
Duke University is the only
other campus in the U.S . to have
toyed with the ide.a of making all
students submit to drug tests.
The ide.a, which was dropped at
Duke last fall, isn't very popular at
the University of Tennessee.
"The law hasn't passed," said
Don Eastman, assistant to UT's
chancellor, "and we'd certainly resist
it if it did."
"Basically,"
added
Hedy
Weinberg of the American Civil
Liberties Union in Nashville, "it
treats the innocent and guilty alike.
It's patently unconstitutional because it doesn't ask 'probable
cause."'
"Probable cause" is the legal
doctrine that authorities can't
interfere in citizens' lives with
warrants or searches unless there is
a reason to suspect the citizens are
guilty of something.
Tennessee
Sen.
Bill
Richardson, who introduced the bill-which would bar applicants who
the Secretary.
Authority to tested positive for drugs from
disapprove recommendations for attending any of Tennessee's 24
award of the AFOEA is delegated to public campuses--doesn't agree his.
idea· has any re.al constitutional
major commanders.
The primary reason for problems.
His bill, he said, "places the
establishing the AFOEA was to ·
· provide an award similar to the
AFOUA to recognize the achievements and accomplishments of Air
Force organizations or activities
that do not meet the eligibility
requirements of the AFOUA.

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happens when they are used with
"rotating-teacher" courses, in which
instructors change to discuss certain
topics.
This method is often
utilized by the Nursing Department
According to Behuniak-Long,
"The great temptation of the ICES
forms is that they give you a
number to work with. Numbers
seem like exact instruments. But
that is not re.ally so. The exactness
of the form depends on how they

fear of detection out before" young
people, and thus could convince
them not to use drugs.
Richardson said it's unfair to
test only athletes. "I don't like
singling out athletes." The fairest
law, he added, would "cover •
everyone, and not single out any
one group."
A similar concern last summer
moved Duke Athletic Director Tom
Butters to propose making all
students subject to the same kind of
random drug tests his athletes had
to take.
A faculty committee, however,
quickly rejected the idea, judging
drug abuse wasn't as rampant
among nonathletes as among
athletes.
At the University of Tennessee, Daily Beacon reporter Paul
Kay thinks there is "limited drug
abuse on campus. Maybe 20 to 25
percent [of the students] indulge in
drugs. I think the alcohol problem
has to be addressed."
Athletes on other campuses,
meanwhile, are resisting drug tests
more frequently.
Athletes at Stanford, Colorado,
and Northeastern University in
Boston have gone to court to try to
halt drug testing, which became
widespread this school year in the
wake of the June cocaine-related
death of Maryland basketball star
Len Bias.
The "testing of student athletes

without probable cause for suspicion is an o_utrageous violation of
privacy rights guaranteed by state
and federal laws," asserted ACLU
attorney David Miller.
If the ACLU wins all .three
cases, he added, "we will pretty
much do away with drug-testing
programs."
Courts in the District of
Columbia, New . York state, and
New Jersey already have declared
public school mandatory urinalysis
programs illegal.
But
Northeastern
lawyer
Vincent J. Lembo thinks his
testing program should remain
because "athletes should be beyond
reproach."
"The university," he added,
"has the right to institute drug
testing in the interest of students'
health and in the interest of fair
competition."
"More than five percent and
less than 50 percent" of the nation's
colleges now test their athletes for
drugs, estimated lawyer Ben Rich of
the University of Colorado.
Opponents of Richardson's bill
are confident it won't become law.
"I'm sure it won't pass, said
Weinberg of the Tennessee ACLU.
While private institutions-schools, organizations, etc.--can
make up some of their own rules,
public institutions like colleges
must comply strictly with the U.S.
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March 19, 1987

Words

Not much
by John Cusatis
"I hate people who make fleshcolored Christs that glow in the
dark," a friend of mine told me last
weekend during a brief talk about
some various social issues. He was
quoting Bob Dylan:

Confusion words like •bullet bark/
As human guides aim for their
mark/ Make everything from toy
guns that spark/ To flesh-colored
Christs that glow in the dark/ It's
easy to see without looking so far/
That not much is really sacred
Not much is really sacred.
But much professes to be.
The idea of God, which I
intend to address here not from a
religious ·angle but a theological
one, is not problematic. Contending that he exists is not inconsistent with anything man has
learned. The problem with God is
that man greatly oversimplified
him. . .I just did. . .I gave him
gender.
A basic thesis of Western
theology is that God made man in
llis image. I think a f!l&lt;&gt;re accurate

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really sacred

assessment should state that man
has fashioned God according to
man's liking.
Man has vainly
seated himself at the center of the
universe, and while he professes to
see himself as something more than
flesh, his "spiritual" activity is very
"visible."
This spiritual myopia can be
seen very clearly this time of year.
It is spring, the season of renewal.
The season of the white chocolate
crucifix ...if you are not giving up
sweets, that is. This is the time
when people form spin-offs of their
New Year's resolutions in the name
of self-denial: "I'm not drinking.
It's killing me but I only have one
month left," is the type of thing
people say.
_
Self-denial is a means of
bringing ourselves out of the
material and into the spiritual. It
bridges all religions. The Hindus
call it "detachment" They believe
that until one completely detaches
himself from the world of forms, he
will live a succession of lives
inside various living bodies.
Self-denial is meant to affirm
our spiritual nature. It is not an
_eD&lt;l . in itself, not a punishment

Albert Camus, in his essay
Nor is it a display.
Matthew
writes, "Don't let _your right hand "The Absurd Man" writes that it is:
know what your left hand is doing."
Practical assent and simulated
In Eastern and Western
ignorance which allows us to
theology, self-denial is a means to a
live with ideas which, if we
transformation. By not eating a
truly put them to the test,
cow. the Hindu affirms his spiritual
ought
to upset our lives ...
nature-his place in the universe.
The God of Eastern religion
What in fact is the absurd
has nothing in common with man
except existence.
man?
Here in the West, our God has
He who, without negating it,
a white beard (because he is
does nothing for the eternal.
obviously very old) and presides in
Man's obsession with the
a building which we enter in our temporal and the mundane belie his
Easter suits. We will hopefully see claim that he values himself as
him someday, even though we · being eternal. Christ proved that
leave all our senses in a grave.
the two energies (spiritual and
I'm not saying this is untrue. physical) can coexist Everybody
I'm saying it is inconsistent I'm proves it.
But which do you
saying that God has nothing to do consider hierarchical? And do your
with time and space.
He is decisions mirror that choice?
ubiquitous and eternal. I'm saying
Men like Christ, Ghandi, and
that Mary's outstanding charac- LaoTzu, taught us to define a
teristic is not her physical beauty. direction in ·life and travel in that
I'm saying that God probably direction with consistency. They
doesn't have toes, and he could care all told us to be "like children" in
less if we keep our hats on in this task. But they meant for us to
churcli. He didn't make us because have a child's sensitivity, not his
he loves us: that is anachronistic. logic or even compliance.
And he isn't waiting to burn us:
Yet, as New Testament
spirits ~ inflammable.
translator J.B. Phillips states, man

has retained his childhood
of God, such as
monarch, or old man. "He is
pub," Phillips assures us, •
is in the street." He is
political party leader.
religion, Phillips says, ·
is a member of their party
one elses. That reminds me
childhood, when I was told
who didn't believe in
got no gifts.
If we want to
anything in the name of
we must be realistic.
confuse ritual with spiri
have to take the
impression of God out of
and assume he wants II
eternally happy. Affmning
are more than flesh is
advantage. So if not s
that beer doesn't do an
make yqu realize you've gtC
then swallow it. Unless of
you are only fasting so
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Third World lecture series continues
by Lee Morrell
The second installment of the
ThirdWorldLectureSerieswasheld
· Wednesday, March 11. The lecture
was entitled "The Crisis in•Central
America and the Caribbean." The
chief speaker was Dr. Jolin T .
McCartney, assistant professor of
government and law from Lafayette
College. Dr. McCartney was also
the founder and•first president of a
major political party in the
The lecture was intro1 Bahamas.
duced by faculty member, Tom
Bigler.
McCaitney, a native of the
Bahamas, found it easy to relate the
problems and situations of the
Carribean nations. His main topic
was United States relations with the
Caribbean'. He gave the history of
the emancipation of all of the
nations.
He also mentioned that
tourism is the largest visible
money-maker while the bigger
. money makers were invisible, like
"off-shore banking" and the local
drug trade.
McCartney also spoke a great
deal about other Caribbean nations
such as Cuba. He pointed out that
Cuba is no longer seen in the
Carribean the way it is seen in the
US. Cuba's image improved once
they stopped letting Russia man· ipulate them to the degree they once

had.
He also feels that the biggest
"waste" in the Caribbean is
Jamaica. Only 6% of Jamaican

children graduate from primary
The third installment of the the Begin-Sadat talks in 1977-1980.
school. Of that 6%, 85% never also mentioned Grenada as another He also spoke of the Beirut
bombings.
make it to secondary school. Also, "problem zone."
Overall, says McCartney, "the
The lecture series is supported
60% of the population receive only
24% of the nation's income. He Caribbean area . has a lot of through funding from the lN. Pew
~ntinued Monday, March experimentation and pluralism . . Memorial Trust, the Wilkes
16, with a lecture entitled "Crisis The United States plays an im- College Cultural Activites ProThere are many gram, the Pennsylvania Humanities
. and Peace Process in the Middle portant role.
economic
and
social
problems--to Council and the National Council
East" The keynote speaker was
~olve
them
the
people
need help
Dr. Philip H. Stoddard, executive
director of the Middle East Institute
in Washington D.C. This lecture
was introduced by Dr. Mahmoud
Fahmy, Dean of Graduate Studies
and Continuing Education.
Dr. Stoddard dealt with the
Arab-Israeli conflict. He pointed
out that peace prospects and
realities are an "empty sack." The
conflict has been brewing for forty
years.
The beginning was the
by John Gordon
. MJ!Sk, plays the part of Kei~
Petition Plan of 1947. This plan
.Ndson. He is a high school teen
eventually established the state of
Israel in 1948. This was accepted .
Your parents are conStantly on whose bi&amp; dream in life is to be an
immediately by the United States rour bac~ you have to keep ~pan artist Keith's father wants him to
and the Soviet Union. However the unage with your so-called friends; go to college and major in
Soviets now vehemently deny and you are after the most popular business. While this conflict is
Israel.
girl in your high school. Does this raging on, Keith is chasing after
Following tHe statehood, there, scenario sound familiar? It should! Amanda who is played by the ·
auractive Lea Thompson, of Back
came the 1967 war which spawned
It
is
the
long-time-running
and
to the Future and that all time
Resolution 242. This resolution
was supposed to solve the refugee successful formula of writer, classic, Howard the Duck.
She has just broken up with
problem, cause Israeli troops to producer, and director John Hughes.
withdraw, and make peace. In This formula has been seen in . her rich and arrogant boyfriend
actuality, it did little. Then came practically all of his past films. portrayed by the talented actor Craig
the 1973 conflict which brought You know them all by name: The Sheffer. At this time Keith asks
trouble to the United States and the Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Amanda out, thus enraging his best
Science,
and
Sixteen friend Mary Stuart Masterson who
USSR. He spoke of the Soviets' Weird
Candles.
It
is
a
~
that
has plays the part of a tomboy named
.Jhreat to "act" if Israel didn't
s~ply
run
its
course.
Watts. She slowly comes to realize
witJtdraw from Egypt. Next came
In the film Some Kind of that she has serious feelings for
from the United States. NeverWonde
• Eric Stoltz, the star of Keith. Need anymore be said? This
theless we shall over come."

series

Beacon at the movies

Some kind of
wonderful?

on US-Arab Relations.
The series concludes
Wednesday, March 25 with a
entitled "The Other Anns
US-Soviet Arms Transfm Ill
Third World," by Ian Peleg.
lecture is free of charge and
at 7:30 p.m. in the Center fm
Performing Arts.

"TilllB GJRAJDB•
STORY: 1.0
ACTING:3.0
MUSIC:2.0

OVJEJRALIL GlRAlDlE:
plot has been p~t in
movies than Rocky Baltx.
Jason Voorhees combined.
simply tired me out.
There were times when ·
Howard Deutch caught
attention.
The
confrontaoons between
Thompson, and Masterson
the heart and the acting
memorable. However, Somt
Of Wonderful had too many
of deja vu on more than
occasion. It is about time
John Hughes, who wrote
produced the film, finally ldl
high school crowd behind.
he should move up to the
level, although it would
be like learning a woolc
language to him.

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ips assure
street."
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That re

andry show true
form --terrific!

Aquarius-don't spend
foolishly
Aries-You've been entirely too good this semester.
ake a break and blow off a class or two before your
riends start to wonder if you're up to something.

..

want
the nam
be realis
tual with
take
1 of God
ne he w
1appy.
than fl
. So if n
doesn't d
realize you've
low it. Unless
,nly fasting so
rour Easter suit.
you may want
lColate crucifixes
lories.

PAGBSEVEN

·e

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:tb Relations.
series co
ty,March 25
'The Other
t Arms T
&gt;rld," by I
free of ch
.m. in the Ceo
1g Arts.

'TIIBGRAD
STORY: 1.0
ACTING: 3.0
MUSIC: 2.0

WLlL&lt;G
been present
than Rocky Bal
Voorhees comb"
ired me out
ere were times
I Deutch
n.
The
tations
tS

:t vu on more
It is about ·
Hughes, who
:d the film, finally
hool crowd behind.
1ld move up to the
tlthough it would
e learning a whole
:e to him.

~=r~u:x-Take a good look at where your priorities
ave been lately. Maybe you ought to lock yourself
·nside your room and reexamine them before you get
ourself into a sticky situation that may not be easy to
et out of.
mini-Hang in there! All of your work will get done
on time. Start looking forward to the end of the
emester when you can finally have that welleserved nervous breakdown.
hams it up for the crowd Saturday at the No RSVP Coffeehouse.

Alexander P.ope says "to err
to forgive is divine."
we at The Beacon
truly
is true. In last week's
we ran an interview with
Landry, and due to an
error many of our facts
L Sorry, Jimmy. Here
ted story on Landry. He
lisiting Gennany again but
May of 1988 and on this
· will last four weeks, he
· Munich and East Berlin
'for the Commies" as he
Also in the future Landry,
lalented musician, will be
the recording and release
, which is being looked
'major labels."
does approximately ten
shows a month. To this
'I drive more than I sing."
mer he will be driving up
the east coast doing beach
He11 visit such places as
and the Hilton Head
The driving doesn't bother
h. He says "I feel very
to do what I'm doing and
for it"
lists among his early
Peter, Paul and Mary,

Bob Dylan, John Denver, Gordon
Lightfoot, and the Byrds. He also
credits Jim Croce, Cat Stevens,
Paul Simon, James Taylor, Jackson
Browne, Jonathon Edwards, and
Dan Fogelberg. As a matter of fact
it was Jonathon Edwards who gave
him the best advice, which he
passes on to other budding
mus1c1ans. "Play anywhere, for
anyone, anytime, for any amount of
money." His one fantasy is to
achieve a gold record. He says if
you earn a gold record, you're doing
something right
If that's how he feels, then he
could earn a platinum record for his
pdormance Saturday evening in the
S.U.B.
Landry showed the
versatility of which stardom is
made. He spent his two and a half
hours on stage playing originals
and old favorites by such artists as
Eric Clapton, Dan Fogelberg, Bruce
Springsteen ("some guy from New
Jersey" he told the crowd on his last
tour of Germany), James Taylor,
Crosby, Stills and Nash, Creedence
Clearwater Revival, Cat Stevens
(whom Landry sounds very much
like), Elton John, and Billy Joel.
His version of Harry Chapin's
"Taxi" even brought tears to some
members of the audience. On the

other end of the spectrum, he
brought peals of laughter out of the
audience with a funny "serious"
version of the "Brady Bunch
Theme." He closed the show with
the "most popular song on college
campuses today," Don McLean's
"American Pie."
The most impressive part of
the show was his fine mix of
popular
music
and original
material.
Of the music he
performed, six of the songs were
written by him, all of which were
quite good. His song topics ranged
from love (old reliable), growing
up, luck (or lack there of), and a
ballad, that served as a wedding gift
for his father, that tells of the qope
to close a communication gap. In
between the songs he placed his
unique brand of humor. He joked
about K-Mart, shower massages,
Pee-Wee Herman (DOOR!), and the
only survivor of major airline
crashes-the little black box.·
Overall, it was an absolutely
fantastic show and a smart move on
the part of the Programming Board
to
bring
him
back.
Congratulations to Marcie Kreinces
and Kelly Moore on a marvelous
first chairing effort.

Sexpot-Remember, eat the plain part of the
yogurt before the fruit It's so
much better that way.

Sue-I'm sure the green jacket Tuesday
afternoon was planned.
(But I
won't tell anyone)

Sexpot-.
You should see what happens after
hours in my little blue car. By the
way,keepoff thesidewalk--andtake
that mailbox with you.

To the campus "stud"-You're too cool
for this school
But don't go back to Florida-!J'd
miss you!!
The Sexpot

s.

s.c.

n.

the sexpot is on
Look for her dancing on
~ near the window to
'I Miss You" (A3)

s.

the
the
the
by

s.

Cancer-Romance is in the air! After weeks of sitting
home "babysitting," you will find someone interesting
to spend your Saturday nights with.
J..e.Q-Stop being such a nag! You are really starting
to get on people's nerves. Take a step backward and
look at yourself before you harp on others. Better yet,
practice what you preach!

Vir -Congratulations! You have finally gotten both
your social and your academic life in order. Play it
cool and don't be too overconfident or your plans
may suddenly backfire.
:l.J.Qm-Get ready for a short but very enjoyable
·ourney to paradise this weekend. The trip won't be
lanned so when you least expect it, expect it.
ou will receive a pleasant surprise in the
eek. A long awaited package or letter that
ht would never get here will finally arrive
more than you expected.
,.x:~==:x-That someone that you've been watchY starting to notice you again. Play your
ht and you never know, maybe he/she will
r a surprise visit this weekend.
.-.=~=r......,n-Don't waste your time chasing after
that you know will never come true. Set
listic goals for yourself before you get hurt.

IIC!,ll,!Ji!!.ri!l!.il-For the next few days, try to get your
mances into some kind of order. Budget your money
carefully. Don't spend it foolishly. You may have less
than you anticipated.
Pisces-Watch out for an Aquarius who may try to test
your patience this weekend. Stay cool and ignore
his/her arogance. It's guaranteed things will be back
to normal by Monday.

�,PAGEEIGHf

WCLH

March 19, 1987

Spotli2ht

Tobino-Walton rap and dance
by Lorri Steinbacher
WCLH, New Music 91, has a
multitude of talented DJs who help
to bring the music of tomorrow to
the Valley. The DJs provide a valuable service to the Wilkes campus
and to the community at large.
Without them, there would be a
substantial void on the radio waves.
The Beacon would like to give
recognition to those men and
women who work to keep us entertained morning, noon, and night
The first installment features
two of WCLH's most popular DJs,
Mark Tobino and Tom Walton.
For those of you not familiar with
their show, or even with the station
in general, Mark and Tom are
responsible for the hours between
9:00 p.m. and 12:00 a.m. on
Tuesday nights.
For those three hours a week,
the airwaves carry the sounds of rap
and extended dance music to the
College and beyond. The first hour
of the show is dedicated to rap
music. Says Mark Tobino, onehalf of the Tuesday night team,
"We are the only station that plays
rap in the area, aside from those
that play The Beastie Boys or Run
DMC who made the Top 40. The
music here (in the Valley) is at
least three months behind the rest
of the country. You have to go to
New York City to get this kind of
music."
The second two hours of the
show are dedicated to extei;ided play
dance music. These are generally
different versions of Top 40 songs
heard only in clubs. Mark cites
many Madonna mixes as good
examples of this type of music.
The two DJs are as important

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to the show as the music itself. and assistant music director has
After all, aside from requests, these given Mark a great deal of valuable
are the men who choose the music. experience. "Being a DJ has helped
Their personalities enter into their me meet a lot of people. We've
choice of music as much as any been asked to do high school
dances. It has given me a sense of
other aspect.
Mark Tobino,
a
senior what it would be like to be in the
Working
marketing major from Manasquan, public relations field.
NJ, started at the station when he with the inventory and being
discovered that he could get credits assistant music director has also
for working there. He started out as _h_e_lped w~ Qiis. I am responsible
inventory director. In this position,
he was responsible for keeping
track of the over 6,000 albums that
WCLH has.
One summer, he
visited a station in his hometown
and decided that being a DJ would
be fun. He got together with Tom
(who was his roommate at one
time) to do the show.
Mark, in fact, brought up the
idea for the specialty show. He
likes rap but his favorite portion of
_the show is the dance portion.
These "passionate panasonic paces,"
as he calls them, are what is hot in
New York dance clubs right now.
In fact, it can safely be said that
WCLH is perhaps one of the only
sources for this type of music in
the area.
In addition to his duties at
WCLH, which include assistant
music director, Mark is also a
member of the Wilkes College
Soccer team, the Alcohol Disciplinary Board, and a member of the
Mark Tobino, left, and Tom
cast of the soon to be released
Wilkes/King's production of Hotel for keeping in contact with record
Paradiso. In addition, Marie has companies. In this way I learn
been elected to Who's Who and is a about the business aspect," Mark
3 semester dean's list student. (Who says.
said you couldn't particpate in an
Tom Walton is the other half
activity and maintain your GPA?)
of the rap/dance team at WCLH.
In the future, Mark plans to He is a senior computer science
. become an assistant buyer for a major
from
Jackson
"Great
fashion designer or possibly work Adventure" New Jersey--just a mere
for an ad agency. Participating in 15
minutes
from
Mark's
WCLH as DJ, inventory director, hometown. The two --didn't meet,

however, until coming to Wilkes.
Tom began his career at WCLH in
his junior year when someone who
was already a DJ convinced him
that it would be an interesting, not
to mention a fun experience. "And,
anyway, everyone thinks you're a
communications major," says Tom.
Last year, Tom had his own
show. "I did a lot of dance music
_Qut a broad v8£i~ty_of mus~c _too,"

ly it's popular.
ing."
On being a
remembers that he was
first but after a few
be fun. "It makes you
spontaneously about
can talk off the
anything," commenlS
duties at WCLH have

my time well." Tom
helps him now and will
help him in his future
Tom's other cam
include ROTC and
sports. As for future
next four years of my lifi
Uncle Sam. I still have
on the Air Force as a
can't do that until I go
duty. You can't know
experience it yourself.'
Both Tom and Malt
their show is provi ·
valuable service to the
According to Mark,
show, they are "p
alternative music for
not offered anywhere
area." Since the JX)tential
for WCLH has been
500,000 (on a clear nigM
broadcast to Bingham
and Tom's show can
considered a driving foo:e
ing the Valley to new
Bored on Tuesdays?
the same old Top 40
into Tom and Marie's rap
show from 9:00-12:00.
any requests they will
play them for you.
You never know; you may
a whole new type of m

Walto~, right~

Tom says. He agreed with the idea
of a rap show because he "thought
it would be good. We have a large
listening audience because there is
no rap in the Valley."
Although Tom's own musical
taste ranges from Jackson Browne
to James Taylor to Kansas--"the
Next
week:
total opposite of what we play"--he
Fabiano
and
Gregg
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sees a need for a show of this type.
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A different pers.12ective

Say yes--anything
by Helen Barrett
According to Oscar Wilde, "If
you can get a woman to tell her
age,
then
she'll
tell
you
everything."
Well, I have no
intention of telling my age. Let's
. just say I am no longer in the blush
of youth.
That should give you some
idea of why I felt so old when I reentered college. For many years,
my long range goal was to finish
my education. As the years passed
and my life took a different course,
I did not seem destined to return to
school to get that "piece of paper."
The idea was placed far back in my
mind until it seemed forgotten.
My family brought up the

subject of college often and I
defensively had a quick retort. I
always had an excuse. I felt I
couldn't compete with the younger
students, I didn't have the finances,
my job was adequate, I supported
myself, and I didn't want to become
a poor student again. The bottom
line was I felt I was too old and set
in my ways to change.
This
quieted their badgering me, but it
didn't quiet me. Deep inside I had
the yearning; but I was afraid to
take the first giant step.
A friend encouraged me to
return to school on a part-time
basis. Note, I said encouraged me
in subtle ways. She did not
persistently annoy me the way my
. family did. She made me feel .that

•

IS

possible

school was totally my decision; and entering the unlcnon
but, in fact, she was the real frightening event. An
catalyst that forced me to act.
lesson I've learned in the
I took a deep breath and mailed is that there is always a ·
my application for readmission. either for. success or f(I
When I received my acceptance realized, though, that•
letter, I knew there was no turning took the risk it woml
back. After three tri-mesters at the considered a success,
Wilkes Weekender Program, I was failed. Something is
ready and anxious to plunge head only when one does r.i
first into full-time academia
Returning to schod
Never in my wildest dreams · my life in ways I never
did I imagine myself back at Wilkes brought unexpected palhs
College campus in Wilkes-Barre. I adventures. Most of Ill,
had left Wilkes several years ago me feel as if all the doers
and knew I would never come back. were still wide open.
How wrong I was then and how possible.
happy I am now!
I realized I was taking a big
risk. Leaving a safe, secure world

ostpo
e! ReJ
studen
to $5S

�PAGE NINE

March 19, 1987

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Mark
Vetovitz

another weekend of
·nment is in store for
ge this weekend! No,
a dance, or ev~n a
. Bob Garner, magi. er, and comedian, is
.-, the stage of the CPA
, March 20 at 8 p.m. to
a show to remember.
is no newcomer to the
· . At age eight he began
card tricks armed only
Lewis book of tricks
of cards. At age ten, he
in his first magic
r that, he was hooked.
'ced night and day from
on to perfect the hobby
his livelihood.
reing satisfied with just
Gamer started becoming
in comedy in high
He auditioned for a local
in Cleveland and per- _......__ _ _ _ _ __;;___

by Michelle Munday
Last week, The Beacon introduced its readers to John Jankowski,
president of the Inter-Residence Hall Council (IRHC). Jankowski is one
of the student leaders trying to battle the never ending apathy problem.
The second installment of "Campus Leaders" features Mark
Vetovitz, chairman of the Programming Board.
Vetovitz, a sophmore engineering management major, was offered
the position as chairman of the Board last March. He commented, "The
previous chairman resigned and I was offered the job. I knew it was a
good job and I thought I could handle it so I accepted the offer."
Vetovitz's job as chairman of the Board consists of overseeing all
of the activities put on by the Programming Board. He is in charge of .
checking into and choosing mini-concerts and for making all of the
preparations before, during, and after the concert. Special committees
on the Programming Board are responsible for making arrangements for ·
novelties and coffeehouses, however, Vetovitz is still responsible and
obligated to oversee the events.
This year the Programming Board was responsible for bringing
some great entertainment to the Wilkes campus and possibly decreasing

fortwo years. He has Pictured above is Bob Garner, featured Friday night
on HBO.
-=at=--==th:::e:.....C=.PA...._._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
it this atmosphere that he entertaining show.
package and provide the audience
k important aspect of
Gamer's show includes table with a quality, not to mention
making people laugh. top magic (using everyday items funny, evening of entertainment.
"PM Magazine" calls Bob "a
ilO lucky enough to meet like coins) and relies a great deal on
magical advisors who audience participation to bring the master magician, professional and
him to mix his music sho\\'. into focus. His presentation entertaining." Why don't you come
and and showmanship complete the out and judge for yourself?

Union news
Speech/Debate Union, in
· with the members of
Chester University
Society,recently co-hosted
Annual Novice Speech
L The tournament was
campus of West Chester
, WestChester, Penncolleges and universix states and more than
and seven competitors
in the two day meet.

The competition consisted of nine
different categories that covered all
aspects of forensic competition.
The West Chester/Wilkes tournament is unique because it is the
only second semester novice
tournament in the middle Atlantic
States. A novice_speaker is defined ·
as a student who has not
participated in more than four
intercollegiate contests. The directors of both college programs feel
that hosting a novice tournament
~ives coaches an opportunity to

break in new speakers and gives the
new speakers a chance to hone their

speaking skills.
Wilkes organized and ran the
enitre tournament and West Chester
provided the site, refreshments, and
acted as host to the new speakers.
Next year, the tournament will be
hosted
by
Wilkes
College.
Tournament directors were Instructor David Evans of Wilkes College,
Dr. Carolyn Keefe of West Chester
Univeristy, and Dr. Bradford Kinney
of Wilkes.

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the problem of apathy. The Astonishing Neal, Quiet Riot, Scott Jones,
Jimmy Landry, Dave Binder, The Sharks, The Touch, and Mike Woods
were only a few of the great acts that the Programming Board featured
this semester. "We also have Bob Garner and Bruce N' Bizarre scheduled
to appear this semester," commented Vetovitz.
"Providing quality entertainment as well as getting more students,
faculty, and administration is my primary goal for the Programming
Board this semester," commented Vetovitz.
"The Programming Board is a strong organization, but it could be
better if more students would get involved. Next semester we are going
to recruit people at Club Day," stated Vetovitz.
Vetovitz would like to remind students that the Programming
Board's meetings are every Thursday at 12 p.m. on the second floor of
the Student Union Building. Everyone is encouraged to attend, whether
they are a member of the Board or not.
The Programming Board has definitely become a stronger
organization with.Vetovitz as chairman of the Board. Wilkes students
can look forward to next year because Vetovitz will return to his
position to try to help solve the apathy problem and to bring quality
entertainment to Wilkes College.

A!DVIER7flS!E WJJ7f!BI
6l!ffi§l!ii1l!il§1!ffi!ffi!!il!fil§l§1.!1~~~

THIE JBJEA CON!

�}darch 19, 1987
~

Hammer to lecture
The sixth installment in the
"History of the Wyoming Valley"
.lecture series will be held at the
Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for
the Performing Arts this Saturday,
March 21, at s pm. The featured
speaker will be Dr. Eugene
Hammer with a lecture entitled,
"Toe Historical Perspective on Educational Facilities of the Wyoming
Valley."
Hammer, a member of the
Wilkes College faculty since 1953,
holds the title of Professor Erneritus of education. He has served as
Chairman of $e Education Department. Chairman of the Academic
Standards Committee, and Chairman of the Faculty Mediation Committee. In addition, he was the
initial director of the Wilkes
College Upward Bound program.
This program gives pre-college
ttaining to qualified high school
students.
Hammer -holds a B.S. degree
from Wheaton College, an M.A.
degree from Northwestern University, and a Ph.D. from Columbia
University. A former member of

the Pennsylvania Association · for
Higher Education, Dr. Hammer is
also a life member of the National
Education Association, the Pennsylvania State Education Association, and Phi Delta Kappa.
In his March 21 lecture,
Hammer will provide an overview
of the evolution of educational
activity in the area from the 1700's
to the present time.
His
presentation. will include an
examination of schools from
nursery through college; however,
he adds,"the topic deals with much
more than schools." Following the
lecture, Hammer will be available
to field questions and discussion.
Moderating the event will be
Edwin
Johnson,
Associate
Professor of Education at Wilkes.
An informal reception to meet the
speaker-will follow the lecture.
'The series continues on Saturday,
April 11, with a lecture entitled,
"The Business and Economic
History of the Wyoming Valley,"
by Dr. Edward Davies. For further
information on the series, call ext.

different perspective
continued from p. 8
There is a familiar story about
a forty year old man who wanted to
go to medical school but felt that
the eight years required would take
too long. What should he do? The.
advice given him was posed as a
question. How old would he be if
he finished · medical school? 48
years old. How old would he be if
he didn't go to medical school? The
same age.
I have a close friend who I
have been trying to'persuade to take
some college courses. She keeps
coming up with the same reasons I
did.
. In the meantime, she's
developed a depression, is clouded
with family problems, and is stuck
in a dead-end job. She is afraid to
take a risk and is just playing it
safe.
I think of her and wonder if the
only thing more dangerous than
taking a risk is not taking it.
Maybe, as Garrison Keillor has
remarked, you're supposed to get
reckless as you grow older. That.
way you keep saying yes to life.

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Personal classifieds!!
Bring your messages to The
Beacon office, 3rd floor of
the SUB!!

440.

Groups .sponsor .
Central America seniinar
by Richard Pace

supplying the contras with funds country to go back to the United
and military aid, not the Nicaraguan States and beg the President to sJop
Last Thursday, the Political government. The most popular sending funds and military aid to
Awareness Club and the Wyoming · reason for the constinuance of the contras so negotiations can-take
alley Peace Committee sponsored funding and military aid to the place to .resolve the conflict.
seminar on the conflict in Central contras is to prevent -communism Because the fighting h·asn't
America The seminar began with in Central America, but_the real stopped, many people of Nicaragua
a film e~titled "Faces of War" and reason the contras want the funding have become refugees. Tens of
. . with _a d_iscussion. Panelists and military l;tld to keep flowing thousands of families had to flee
~ g the discussion were Dr. . into the country is so that they can their homes. and during their trek to
Michael Garr, professor of Socio- keep fighting to topple the present the refugee camps, many of these
logy; Tony . ~ento, St Mary's government and become rich again families lost loved ones. During
pus Minister. to. Wilkes by resurrecting the country's former . the last seven years, 55,000
ollege and_ Interf:11'~ L~n; Sr. gov~ment.
civilians were killed and many more
Kraig, Religious Sisters of
The Nicaraguan g~vernment . were injured, either physically or
Y ~SH); 8?d attorney Gerald wan~· the .United States to stop psychologically.
Some of thehul~, Wyommg Valley Peace sending. funds ·and military aid to ci~ans were very young children.
l'-"111"'wttee,..
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.
the contras;as do the poople of the
-The only clear·solution to stop
. Some ms1ght as to what IS war-torn country. Many of the the fighting and destruction of life
g o? in Central America is ~t Nicaraguan poople have · asked is to stop the funding and military
Uruted States _government -~ Americans who have visited their aid to the contras.

On Friday, March 13, the
Sordoni Art Gallery at Wilkes
College will open its latest
exhibition, Director's Choice: Four
New Artists.
The artists featured in this
exhibition include Robin Gibson,
Marianne Olivia Perry, Rosalyn
1 Richards, and Alison Stone.
Gibson is Assistant Professor
in the School of Visual Arts at
Penn State University, University
Park. Her exhibit will include
woodcuts, lithographs, and prints ·
based on detailed examinations of
nature featuring such objecis as
rocks, water, and weeds in snow.
Perry, featured in a one-woman
show at the First Street Gallery in
· New York City, will sh~w her. oil
paintings, watercolors, -and drawings of both people and inanimate
objects. ~ Her
has appeared

twice in American Artist
· Richards is the held
Department of Art at B
versity. Her exhibit wiD
oils on canvas. Her wOJt •
eliced greatly by the b · ·
sculptures of Italy.
Stone is an inde
artist from Nescopeck, She
ly exhibited some of ha
the Eric Makler Galleiy ill
delphia
The exhibtion, whicll
lights the works of f011
coming artists, is ~
public, free of charge.
Gallery is open Monday- ·
5 p.m.; Thursday eveninp
p.m.; Saturday 10 am.-S
Sunday 1-5 p.m. For
mation, you can contact die
at ext 388..

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Have your old time portrait taken

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at the

Antique Photographic
Emporium
Today, Thursday, March 19
11 am-3 pm in the SUB
$1 per photo

Sponsored by the

Student Center Board

.

Accounting and Business Club Dinner
- Place: Sheraton Cross Gates ...
Date_:· Wed. M~ch 25, 1987
Time: 6- 9 pm
Dmner:· Choice of 1 Chicken Cordon Bleu
2 Roast Beef
*Special Guest Speaker*
Tickets: Members
$7 .50
_
Non-members
$8.50

Tickets will be sold March 10,12,17,19 from 11-1 pm, on the second floor of the Sub in the Club room.

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at King's
at Juniata (DH)
SCRANTON (DH)
MARYWOOD (DH)
SUSQUEHANNA (DH)
at East Stroudsburg (DH)
at Messiah (DH)
MISERICORDIA

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Baseball

Reapers continue to reap victory as
they raised their league leading
record to 19-5. They are pushed for
league honors by Melayu and
Hakky Pakk, each of whom sport a .
16-8 record.
Howie Knorr captured high
series honors with a 238 while Jim
Consugar
scorched the lanes
enroute to earning high series
honors with a 583. Lori Ott led the
ladies with a 170.
The complete results and
updated recoo:1s are as follows:

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COLLEGE MISERICORDIA
at Susquehanna (DH)
at Bloomsburg (DH)
ALBRIGHT (DH)
at Allentown
at King's

3:00p.m.
1:00p.m.
12:00p.m.
1:00p.m.
3:30p.m.
3:00p.m.

at Scranton (DH)
atMuhlenburg
DELAWARE VALLEY (DH)
at Messiah (DH)
ELIZABETIITOWN (DH)
BUCKNELL
SCRANTON (DH)
at Juniata (DH)
MORAVIAN
KING's
at Dickinson
at East Stroudsburg

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3:00p.m.
1:00p.m.
1:30p.m.
1:00p.m.
3:00p.m.
1:00p.m.
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JUNIATA I ALBRIGHT
at Scranton / Lebanon Valley
Susquehanna Tourney
(Albright, King's, Scranton,
Susquehanna, W. Maryland)

1:00p.m.
1:00p.m.
1:00p.m.
l:OOp.m.
1:00p.m.
1:00p.m.

W.A.S.
Miller Lite All-Stars
O.M Tall Boys
Return of the Boneheads
G-Spots .
Four Horsemen
Team Banz.ai .
·Underdogs
Broad St. Bullies

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15-9
15-9
15-9
14-l0
14-10
12-l2
10-14
3-21
3-21

Division B'
Melayu
Haldcy.Pakk
Rat Pack
Lucky :Strikes
The Spares

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16-8
14-10
13-11
13-11

Willces
College
Athletic
Director John Reese recently
announced that women's soccer will
be added to the sports offerings at
Wilkes College starting in the fall
of 1987.
"It is one of the fastest
growing
sports
on
the
intercollegiate level," commented
Reese. "The addition of this sport
should attract more student athletes
to the college."
Women's soccer is the first
sport to be added to the Willces
program since softball was picked
up in 1976. Willces now offers 14
intercollegiate sports, eight men's
and six women's.
The women's soccer team
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The team used the same facility as
the men's team at Ralston Field.
Willces will be a member of
the Middle Atlantic Conference,
Northern Division which includes
Dickinson,
Drew,
and
the
University of Scranton. Presently
there are eight schools in the
conference offering soccer as a
varsity sport for women.
Other opponents on the
Colonels' schedule will include
Haverford, Swarthmore, Elmira,
SUNY- Binghamton and Kutztown.
Presently, Wilkes is searching
for a part-time coach for the sport.
The team will begin participating
in the fall of 1987 with home

matches played at Ralston Field.

Nationals .
Cont from page 12
don't know if he will be seeded," he wants to achieve. "I'm at the
Reese stated.
peak of my season and I want to
Anyone y.,ho has ever wrestled wrestle the best I can." Craig noted,
knows the excitement of a big "I want to be an All-American and
crowd and Craig Rome is looking to do that, I'll have to give 110%
forward to that excitement "I'm a for each match."
little nervous, but I enjoy wrestling
After this weekend, many .
in front of a big crowd," Rome •dreams will either become reality or
confided.
will be shattered. Whatever
Like all of the other wrestlers happens, for three wrestlers from
going to Nationals, Craig has goals Willces College, it will be a
weekend they will never forget

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Moo.6
Wed. 8
Thws. 9
Mon. 13
TltS. 21
Thws. 23
Mon.27

After an unfcxtunate incident

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DELAWARE VALLEY (DH)
at Trenton State (DH)
at Elizabethtown (DH)

Wilkes adds
women's soccer
team

=Trivia

Corner •••••••••••••••••••

12-12 •
■
by Lee S. Morrell
12-12
11-13
There is no stumping a true sports triva whiz. Tim Walker proved
9-15
that by correctly answering last week's wrestling questions. In case you
4-20 ■ have been losing sleep over it, Tim told us the the amateur wrestler
■ with the best record was Dan Gable (296-3). Also, when Coach John
High Game and Series
Reese wins dual meet number 400 early next season, he will join Harold
Howie Knorr
238
■ Nichols of Iowa State and Dale Thomas of Oregon State as the only
Jim Rodechko
236,583
■ coaches ever to win that many matches. Speaking of wrestling, good
Jim Consugar
201,2()1),598
: luck goes out to Andre Miller, Craig Rome, and Dennis Mejias. The
Walt Grodzlci
225,587
■ trio will represent Wilkes 'at Nationals this weekend. ·
Zakariya Ibrahm
213
Spring is rapidly approaching and that means that baseball season
Rick Santasania
205
■ is almost here. As a matter of fact, the Wilkes College baseball team
■ will begin their season today. This week we will test all of you lovers
Lori Ou
170
: of America's sport
Cyndie Pieloch
170
■
Jerry's JC.ids
The B&amp;J Super Bowlers
O.M Tall Gals
F.MR.
Nucleus

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Watch next week's paper
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women's tennis schedule.
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every n Y at
acko's East ■
Baseball historian's ·tell us that two of the greatest home runs in
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■ modem history are Hank Aaron's record breaking 715th and Bucky
■ Dent's dramatic shot over the gr~n monster in Boston to put the
■ .Yankees into the playoffs. Who· were the pitchers who gave up these
■ famous four baggers? .
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oor,;-hQckey,, final four
final four is here. The
College intramural floor
kague is down to the top
s in its championship
L

Victim Boys earned a spot

in the final four with a 7-3 win
over S.K.U.M. They faced the
Muddy Helmets last night to fight
for a spot in the finals. The Muddy
helmets made it to the semi's with
a 4-2 win over the Jaguars.
The Devils won a 5-1 contest

over the Puckheads to advance to
the final four. They faced the Low
Riders who downed U.S.AF., 8-2.
The championships will be
held at 10:00 Thursday night in the
gym. Come on out and cheer the
players to victory.

■

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•• OUESTION#2
is the last player for the old Boston Braves to hit a home run?
•• Who
In order to be "King Trivia", like Tim, Bob, Don, or Howie,
you've got to be the first to correctly answer our questions. The prize
•• remains
$5.00 and is well worth it. As Mel Brooks once said, "It's
■

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■

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■ good to be the king." Good luck to everyone out there in trivia land. If
■ you've got the answers, come see us on the 3rd floor of the S.U.B . or

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Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA

18766

Women's
Lacrosse
Club forms
by Kathy Hanis
Lacroue
is
making
a
comeback at Wilkes. You may
remember that Wilkes had a men's
lacrosse team a few years ago, but
the program was not continued.
Now, thanks to Tara Haas and Sue
Barr, lacrosse is returning to Wilkes ·
. in the form of a women's lacrosse
club.
Lacrosse is a rough, fast
moving sport that was first played
by North American Indians. It
resembles ice hockey in it's
roughness and its use of sticks,
goals and face-offs at the beginning
of every period.
The playing field used is 110
yards for men and 90 to 110 yards
for women. There are ten players on
a men's tearlt: 3 attack men, 3
midfielders, 3 defensemen and 1
goalie. A women's team consists
of 12 players.
Men's games are 60 minutes
long and are divided into four 15
minute quarters, while women's
games are 50 minutes, divided into
two 25 minute halves with a IO .
minute
intermission
between
halves.
In men's lacrosse, body contact
is allowed, but it is not allowed in
women's lacrosse.

In the sport, each player carries
a stick with a net on the end of it.
The goalie's stick ·has the biggest
net so that it is easier to catch the
ball. Midfielders have the longest
sticks, while the attaclcmen have
the shortest. Also, the goalie is the
only player who can touch the ball
with his or her hands.
Because lacrosse season has
already started, the Wilkes club will
not compete this year. This year's
focus will be on learning.
"It's hard to get things started
in the first year," says Tara Haas,
co-founder of the club, "people
don't think they'll be able to do
anything."
Sue Barr, the other co-founder,
says, "We want to get people
interested this year so we can get a
team together for next year. It's
open to anybody. We11 teach you
how to play."
"Only two people have signed
up, but 11 or 12 have told me they
were interested. That's enough for a
team, but we'll also need
substitutes," says Haas.
If you are interested in joining
the women's lacrosse club, contact
Tara Haas at ext. 134 or 829-8490
or Sue Barr ar ext. 115. Practices
will be held in the empty lot next
to the gym.

Breakers
break even
On Saturday, March 14th, the
Wilkes-Barre Breakers Rugby
Football Q ub visited Harrisburg
f&lt;I their first match of the season.
The Breakers were defeated in

victorious with a 10-4 win in the
second game. Participants in the B
game included the likes of Mike
Byrne, Kevin Fleming, Kevin
Gaffney, David Geller and Andy

the first game by a sc&lt;X"C of 13-3.
Members of the Breakers A-side
team from Wilkes College include,
Woody Cole, Chip Montgomery,
Fred Scloth and Charles Sweiggert.
1be
B-side
team
was

Harris.
The Breakers will take on
Lehigh this week in Kirby Park.
The game is set to get underway at
1:00. Give rugby a "tri", come out
and support the Breakers.

Miller, Mejias, Rome 20 to tourney

Colonels look for
success at Nationa
by Bill Kem

This weekend all of the top
wrestlers in the country will be at
the University of Maryland to
compete
in
the
NCAA
championships.
Coach John Reese is very
excited about the upcoming event.
'Tm pleased with taking three
people, especially two champs
(Andre Miller and Craig Rome),"
Reese commented.
Reese feels that if Dennis
Mejias, Miller and Rome wrestle
the way they did at Eastems, they
could wrestle with anyone.
One person that could bring
much recognition to Wilkes is
senior _Andre Miller. "A lot will
depend on what seed Andre gets,"
Reese stated. "He was seeded 5th
last year and he could go with
anyone . in the country," he
continued.
This will be the end of a great
career for Andre. He set many
records that will be hard to top.
"This year has been great. I have
accomplished many of my goals
and have proven that I could do
better than last year," Miller
commented.
There is a phrase that states
"you get out of life what you put
into it." In terms of wrestling,
Andre has put in more than his

Making his second
Nationals is junicr
"If Dennis could get a
feel he could do well

can beat"
Last year, the I
was not with ·
match he faced
Champion Ricky
Dennis £
experience will he!
"I've been there
be nervous with
commented Mejias.
Dennis pro
with his gutsy
nationally rank
he could wrestle
them.
Dennis stated,
Dennis Mejias, above, after a 2nd feel I'm just as good as
place finish at Eastems, looks to just a little behind 00

•N-au.·o•n•al•s•.- - - - - - - have to avoid injury, do your
school work and maintain a certain
mental state to be a good wrestler."
Andre feels that the big crowd
and "wrestling powers" at Nationals
won't affect him because he feels
that he has proved that he is a
quality wrestler and people will be
looking out for him.
When asked how he is going
to feel when it is all over, Andre
said, "I enjoyed wrestling at Wilkes
and I am going to miss it." Andre
share.
continued, "I'm glad my college
"It's very hard to understand career will be over because of all
how hard it is to be consistent in the long hours and time I have put
this sport," Andre noted. "You into it."

feel I can beat him."
Mejias is j
chance to prove
wrestler by
American. "I feel
a couple of guys
but after that I
added Mejias.
After
tw
disapointment,
achieved a goal ev
was capable of: I
individual finish at
Coach Reese ~
will also be im
"Even though Craig is

Nationals
Cont on page 11

Nolan:
Jim Nolan has been named as
the Rookie of the Year in the
Middle
Atlantic
Conference,
Northern Division.
Nolan, a 6'0 Freshman guard
from Williamsport, has already
made quite an impact on the Wilkes
basketball program. In just one
year, he has set a standard for
himself that ensures future success.

Nolan was the third leading
scorer on the team. He scored 371
points for an average of 17.1 per
game. He also shot an incredible
76.6 from the free throw line,
including hitting 22 in a row at one
point.
The graduate of South
Williamsport High School played
in 21 games and scored in double

figures in 19 of
game of the year
College Misericordia
scored 35 points, 23
half.
Assistant Cod
basketball team, Dave
Nolan "an outstanding
to the teams success this

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March 5, 1

aridalism troubles Wilkes
Wilkes have a vandalism
Most colleges have their
A vandal is one who
gs on purpose. Acts
have taken place on
pus periodically -since
g. Vandalism is a
isten~ worrisome and
problem, according to
roh, Dean of Student
It is not one which
ns, can be solved and
might
have been waking up
en windows and items
removed. Some may
results of sheer reekresult of wear and
ely accidental rather
destruction, but
been done.
Allen, Director of
Life, said much of the
I is related to the

· gto Allen, vandalism
on any day, but much
on weekends with
afactor and when people
remper and dama_ge

property as a way of venting anger.
"We do have more than our
fair share of vandalism on campus.
It contributes to damage." He has
only been here since August and
could not really compare the
vandalism at the State University of
N.Y., a school of about 3,000
students, to Wilkes, a school of
about 1,700 undergraduate students
and 860 graduate students.
The two buildings which
students say are hit the hardest are
Pickering and Evans Halls.
Thom Burkheart, a junior,
says it is a question of people being
more responsible. "In Pickering on
Sundays, the bathrooms are trashed,
Evans used to be trashed. The
ceiling was pulled down at Evans
about three weeks ago and a door of
the Darte Center was just smashed."
Tony Gamboni, a sophomore
dorm student, says the house dorms
don't have a problem as much: but
when kids get into fights, damage
is done.
Scott Zolner, a freshman dorm
student, said that vandalism has
been a big problem in Pickering
where he dorms.
Zolner said,
"Windows are smashed, people
throw chairs down stairs and things

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on the stone wall outside of Chase Hall. More photos on page 5.

Where's the gym?
by Elizabeth Mazzullo
Why is the gym still standing?
Where are the construction workers?
Why hasn't work begun this month
on the new Sports and Conference
Center (SCC) as scheduled?
According to Richard Charles,
Vice-president for College Advancement, "The Board of Trustees
and the Administration want to get
started as quickly as we can, but
we've got to do that responsibly."
The problem, according to
Charles, is money.
.
For construction to begin, a
total of $5.5 million is needed.
The College currently has $952,559
for the sec and additional outstanding pledges of $768,109.
"There are not sufficient gift
dollars received as of yet to do the
job," he said. "It would require
financing."
Charles said that contractors'
bids were "substantially higher"
than the estimates. He added, "We
are now working with the architects
· and consulting with the contractors
to bring the SCC back into our
original
projection
of
$5.5
million."

Paul O'Hop, Vice-president for
Business Affairs, noted, "We're
looking for three things to come
into harmony" before beginning
construction.
Charles explained these three
items. "First, we want to reduce
th·e cost of the building. Secondly,
we want to increase gifts to be as
close to the $5.5 million as we can,
by going ahead with the Capital
Campaign," he said, adding,
"Finally, we're looking at how
much we can borrow without
damaging the ongoing educational
program."
He added, "The Boar4does not
feel it is prudent at this moment to
go out and borrow $3.5 million. If
the College's financial picture
improves, we might be able to

borrcw."
Charles noted that the College
has an additional $2 million "in
hand" which "could potentially be
devoted to the building." This
money could come from funds
currently listed as "Awaiting
Designation," Charles explained.
"We are in a position that if
we get $2 million, we could start
construction i.'Tlmediately," Charles

said.
Charles explained that a $ 1.5
million donation to name the new
sec is still to be made. If that
gift would come in soon, he said,
groundbreaking could begin soon.

Continued on p. 10

�PAGE TWO

March 12, 1987

We, the students, are all familiar with the teacher
evaluations we are asked to complete at the end of each
semester. Most students, however, do not know much more
beyond this. We aren't informed as to where the evaluations
go after they leave our hands or what, specifically, they are
used for.
The evaluation forms (ICES evaluation form) are
designed by the University of Illinois. The Teacher
Recognition and Evaluation Committee, chaired by Susan
Behuniak-Long, is a faculty/student committee formed at
Wilkes College to examine the present system of evaluation
using the ICES forms and possible alternative methods.
There is no doubt that some sort of evaluation is
necessary. The evaluations serve as an open line of
communication
between
faculty,
students,
and
administration. There may be, however, problems with the
present system using the ICES forms.
First of all, how accurate are the evaluations that are
completed? Although there are a number of students who fill,
out the evaluations seriously and fairly, there are probably
just as many who complete the evaluations as if they were a
joke. How can evaluations be accurate and fair when they
are not taken seriously by all students? They can't.
This leads to another problem. With less than accurate
results, it seems unfair when the outcome of the evaluations
are used for making decisions concerning facuity tenure or
whether to keep (or dissolve) a course.
Many of the questions asked on the ICES forms are not
fully understood by the students. Questions dealing with
course content may be misinterpreted. For example, a
Western World Literature student may or may not have liked
reading The Odyssey. For the student who does not
appreciate the value of the work, the course content
evaluation would be poor. Certain material must obviously
be covered by the professor--should this be a reflection on
his/her teaching?
.
Perhaps if the results of the evaluations were made
available to the students, they would take a greater interest in
their responses. In addition, if students were made aware of
the importance plaGed on the evaluations, they would take the
forms more seriously.
There is no easy solution. It is encouraging to see that
the present method of evaluation is being re-examined. The
formation of the Teacher Recognition and Evaluation
Committee is the first step in a long but worthwhile process.

The Beacon
VOL. XXXIX No. 17 March 12, 1987
Editor-in-chief............................................. Pamela K. Jones
News Editor ............................................. Elizabeth Mazzullo
Feature Editors .......................................... Lorri Steinbacher
.......................................... Michelle Munday
Sports Editor ....................................................... Jim Pyrah
Copy Editor ........................................... Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editors ......................................... Muma! Abate
............................................Lisa Miller
Staff Photographer ............................................. Bruce Alexis
Advertising Manager ........................................ Mark Shedlock
Business Manager ..................................... ....... Joel Fomalont
Distribution Manager ...........................................Joe Bauman
Advisor ............................................................. Tom Bigler

Contributing Writers: Lee S. Morrell, Kim Klimek, Kim
Cooper, Korrie Everett, John Cusatis, Marsha Howes, Joe Kultys,
Kara Goobic, Kathy Harris, Bill Kern, Q. Jane Circa.
Contributing Photographer: Elizabeth Mazzullo.
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed arf
those of the individual writer and not of the publication or the
College. Names may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all
letters to the editor must be signed to insure validity.

(Letter to the Editor)
Dear Students,
The members of the Student
Life Committee of Wilkes College
have completed their analysis of the
§ocial Competency questionaire
distributed via the December 4,
1986 issue of The Beacon.
The most significant outcome
of the survey was that 75% of those
responding felt that the behavior of
Wilkes College students embarassed
them at times. Offending behaviors
included foul language, graffitti,
destruction of college property,
poor manners, and lack of respect
toward others.
Ninety-five percent of the
respondents stated that this sort of
behavior has a negative impact on
the college's image in the community. While the most serious
offenders constitute only a small
minority on campus, all of us can
stand to "fine tune" our social
skills.
This means that when
someone exhibits offensive behavior it is perfectly "O.K." to let
them know that it is not acceptable.
Once we get the momentum
going of improved public behavior
it can become part of our daily
repetoire with its positive effects
extending throughout the campus
and beyond.
Developing good
social skills while young can
facilitate ones marketability when
seeking post-graduate placement, as
well as establishing responsible
citizenship.
The committee members wish
to commend and honor the majority
of Wilkes students who possess and
practice social competence. We
welcome any comments and ideas
related to this or any topic of
concern. Further we recommend
that each individual on campus
carefully review and condone the
following "Marks of An Educated
Man or Woman" as formulated and
adopted by the Wilkes College
faculty and which are published in
the yearly bulletin:
An Educated Man or Woman:

--seeks truth, for without truth there
can be no understanding.
--possesses vision, for we know
that vision precedes all great
attainments.
--is aware of the diversity of ideas
and beliefs that exist among all
people.
--has faith in the power of ideals to
shape the lives of each of us.
--knows that mankind's progress
requires intellectual vigor, moral
courage, and physical endurance.
--cultivates inner resources and
spiritual strength, for they enrich
our daily living and sustain us in
times of crisis.
--has ethical standards by which to
live.

--respects the religious convictions
of all people.
--participates constructively in the
social, economic, cultural, and
political life of the community.
--communicates ideas in a manner
that assures understanding, for
understanding .unites us all in our
search for truth.
Sincerely,
The Student Life Committee
of Wilkes College

Dear Editor,
I write this in response to the
letter from the upset student
concerning the editorial view of
Winter Weekend (Feb. 6-8). I hope
that the remainder of those who read
the editorial (2-12) were not left in
the same state of despair that that
reader was.
In retrospect, the view taken
by the editor was one of concern for
the level of maturity students at
Wilkes possess, which following
that weekend must be reviewed. I'm
not sure why the editorial was read
with despair, when in actuality, the
events that occured on that weekend
(sponsored and run by Student
Govt.) were a study of immaturity,
selfishness, and a -general lack of
respect for the community and the
college.
I think that the reader didn't
fully understand the main idea of
the editorial. The "little craziness"
the reader's letter granted us was the
focus of the whole editorial. The
one full line he/she devoted to the
events seemt?ct to have been
mentioned out of necessity to say it
and get it over with, like taking
medicine.
What is the context in which
"craziness" is being used? Does it
include several kegs at Ralston field
on Saturday, and afterwards, around
Pickering Hall? Does it include
urinating in public near the tennis
courts at Ralston? Does it include
jumping on and kicking cars as
they pass the field? How about
answering two separate visits by
the local police? That's craziness.
I'm not sure the reader is on
campus a great deal, otherwise
he/she would think twice about
asking how often students here get

to "go crazy." The donni
chock full of "craziness'
time. Tuesday, Sunday, er
night, there is always
enough "craziness" to go
whether it's a card game, a
a
let's-see-how•
arewrestling match in the
The reader is not really
the proper insight n
college student. The entile
an overwhelming
justifying and sideste ·
seriousness of the p
any real and true attempt ci
the facts to write abou~
would have discovered
events did indeed take
were witnessed by a grCl
people, including mem
Beacon staff, who contti
eyewitness accounts to the
Why try to mask
about the childish and
behavior of the students
thin veil of your shy.away
facts response? The letter
surrounding spoiled
roses.
It was smprising IO
308 students participated.
say something about apadty
that apathy can be ov
the presence of alcohol. S
did it for the fun, but tap a
and anyone will come. k
harsh, but there is an
policy, and the event
college property.
It is a shame that,
the few give the many a
But in this case, it was m
few. The puzzling question
the letter represent the
minority opinion of the
involved? I have this gtl
that it represents the m·
_which case the people
wrongly don't feel that the
so.
It doesn't take much ID
good time. The mere
weekend of camara
competition should be
forget about the routine do
school.
But I guess that isn\
which makes the only
that between friends and her.
Sure we'll learn how
and have a good time wilh
of you, but just as sooo
decide to grow up, or maybe

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PAGE THREE

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.ents participated.
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.t hy can be ov
ence of alcohol. S
r the fun, but tap
rone will come.
but there is
and the event
property.
is a shame that.
give the many a
this case, it was
1e puzzling qu ·
er represent the
:y opinion of
:d? I have this
represents the
case the people
ly don't feel that
doesn't take
:ime. The
nd of
:titian sho

ring fever-- but no break
months of snow, ice, and
· I Wilkes-Barre slush

alovely shade of grey it
fever has hit Wilkes

.

lhe weekend, most of us
Ille approach of spring,
the first warm days of
by sining on the banks of
Commons, walking
6e dike, running, and
y and Sunday gave us
~te of spring weather,
record-breaking temperdie Wyoming Valley.
die sunshine and 60-plus ·
merely served to whet
· for warmer weather,
spent lying in the sun,
with nothing to do but
dial Ian.

\ know about you, but to
~unds like a pretty
deocription of Spring
MW, we've all seen the

ir the "Beach Party" in
over Spring Break. Many
ave already planned to
the "ultimate spring
pne of us are still trying

l we can afford it
whether or not you've
., take off for those sandy
rm sure a 'lot of us spent
weekend on the River
daydreaming about eight
days and seven fun-filled
partying on the beach in
since it's the second week
you might be thinking,
Spring Break'!$ coming
week. I can't wait to get to

next week, or even this month,
you're sadly mistaken.
Yes, Wilkes College--the
people who brought you classes in .
so much snow that everyone else in
the area cancelled school--has done
it yet again.
Spring Break is in the middle
of April this year.
Yes, that's right, April.
Presumably, Spring Break was
scheduled to coincide with Easter,
so that the College wouldn't have
to schedule three breaks in two
months.
That's understandable.
But
why, if the College decided to cut
the number of breaks in the Spring
Semester, did it ever create Winter
Break? A break that's so short that
you have just enough time to get
used to sleeping until 12:00 before
you have to come back to that 8:00
class?
If the College doesn't want to
schedule so many breaks, why
doesn't it cut out Easter Break
altogether? Do we really need a
five-day Easter Break, as we've had
in previous years? Why not simply
cancel classes on Good Friday so
people can attend church services if
they wish to? There's no need to
close the dorms for what is, in
effect, a five-day weekend (with the
better part of two days spent
traveling home).
Don't get me wrong. I want
Spring Break to get here as much as
anyone does. And I don't mind
having three breaks in two months,
either.
B'ut there are a few minor
things I do mind about having a
late Spring Break.
One of them is March. The
thought of spending an entire
month here without a break and
with the prospect of several term
papers and even more midterms

staring me in the face scares me, to
be quite honest.
If Spring Break were this
month, as it has been for the past
two years, I could take all those
books home and at least pretend to
read But now I don't have that
option. I have to do it while I'm
here.
Another problem I have with a
late Spring Break is finals week.
Final exams begin less than two
weeks after we get back from break.
I don't know about you, but I
wouldn't be in the mood to study
for finals if I'd just spent eight
glorious days and seven fun-filled
nights in sunny Daytona.
And if you do go to Daytona
and don't take the books, two weeks
can't possibly give you eriough
time to get caught up on all the

watching "The Young and the
Restless," and you're still listening
to lectures about the ancient
Romans.
And I know people who'll be
home for the summer on the day
our Spring Br~ ends.
But take heart, and don't
complain too much about how late
Spring Break is this year. At least
we get one, even if it is in April,
even if it is combined with Easter
Break.
I'll leave you with this to
think about while you're sunning
your winter-weary body on the
River Commons this month:
there's only a long Easter Break
listed on next year's calendar.
You guessed it. We don't have
Spring Break at all next year.

Wilkes hosts Fifth Annual
Business Symposium
The School of Business and
Economics invites students, area
business leaders, and professionals
to the Fifth Annual Business
Symposium.
The 1987 Symposium will be
held on Saturday, March 21, from
8:30 a.m. to 12:35 p.m. in the
Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for
the Performing Arts, and will
examine the topic, "The Protectionism vs. Free Trade Debate."
There is no charge for the event.
According to Theodore Engel,
Dean of the School of Business and
Economics, "Each year, increasing
numbers of people attend this
event. We are especially pleased to
have such a distinguished panel this
year, to mark the fifth year of the
Symposium, and the first year that
we will offer it as the School of

Business and Economics."
The day's program will begin
with registration at 8:30 a.m.,
followeq by welcoming remarks 9
a.m. by President Christopher N.
Breiseth and Engel.
Following this introduction,
the Protectionism vs. Free Trade
Debate will be discussed from the
northeastern Pennsylvania, regional, governmental,
and labor
perspectives.
Delivering these perspectives
will be guest speakers Howard
Grossman, Executive Director,
Economic Development Co,mcil
(Northeastern Pennsylvania); Mehdi
Hoijat, Ph.D., International Trade
Center,
Lehigh
University
(Regional);
Glen
Fukushima,
Director of Japanese Affairs, Office
of President Reagan (Govern-

mental); and Paul Locigno, Director
of Government Affairs, International Brotherhood of Teamsters
{Labor).
At the conclusion of the
featured presentations, the floor will
be opened to comments, discussion,
questions, and answers. Engel will
deliver closing remarks for the
Symposium at 12:30 p.m.
A
complimentary buffet luncheon will
be served at the conclusion of the
program.
The Fifth Annual BusinessSymposium is co-sponsored by the
Small
Business
Development
Center, the United States Small
Business Administration, and the
Greater Wilkes-Barre Chamber of
Commerce.

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reading you didn't do.
Besides this, try to imagine
how many of your instructors will
decide that those last nine days of
classes would be the perfect time to
schedule that last exam, essay, or
paper before finals week hits.
There's another problem with
Spring Break's falling as late as it
does. What if you decide to go to
Daytona; pay the $169, and get
there only to find that all the sand
and sunshine (not to mention the
free condoms) have been used up by
students from other colleges who
had their Spring Breaks in March?
And for those of us who are
going home for Spring Break, what
about the students from all those
other colleges? Just think: all of
the friends you haven't seen since
Christmas are sitting at home now

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March 12, 1987

Career Center here to help
by Joe Kultys

Susan Hritzak, Regina Meschini, and Eugene Domzalski of Wilkes' Career Resource
Center can help you with resumes, interviews, and contacts with prospective
employers.

Refugee works for peace
•
ID Central America
by Kara Goobic
Felipe Arnoldo Diaz had told
his horror story in eleven cities and
would continue to tell it in 17 other
cities on the east coast, yet Arnoldo
did not tire of telling his story.
Instead, he felt his purpose was to
give his testimony to the North
American people to stop the U.S.
aid and support which sustain the
war in El Salvador.
I was fortunate enough to
listen to Arnoldo tell his story at
St. Nicholas Church in WilkesBarre last Friday and at Bishop
oban High School.
Arnoldo is a member of the
econd National Caravan working
or peace and justice in Central
erica.
This is his story. As a high
hool student, Arnoldo noticed the
eed for educational, economical
d political improvements in El
alvador. Sixty percent of the
ple of El Salvador are unmployed. Fifty-four percent of the
1ve million people who live in El
alvador are illiterate. Fifty percent
f the children die before the age of
1ve due to malnutrition. And there
e three doctors for every 10,000
ple.
Arnoldo, fed up with these
acts and the discrimination in
nrollment at his school, decided to
orm CEPIM, the committee of
tudents for a Massive Enrollment.
se of this
was to

educate the rural people about their
rights within the educational
system and to "pressure the school
administration to enroll more
students from the village."
Arnoldo also became active as
a regional board member of the
High School Revolutionary Movement (MERS). On August 15,
1979, Arnoldo and other members
of MERS demonstrated for striking
workers at the cottonseed oil factory
in San Miguel.
The National
Guard fired into the crowd and shot
eight of the 12 people. One of
them was Arnoldo's friend, who
died in his arms.
At this point in Arnoldo's life,
encouragement came from Father
David, a priest in San Miguel. He
encouraged him to teach the Gospel
and live out the Bible's teachings.
In 1980, Arnoldo returned to his
home after spending a year working
in Chaparrastique working in basic
adult literacy, helping in the
development of their agricultural
cooperative and trying to teach the
Gospel to the rural people.
Upon returning home, he
found his godparents dead. During
that same year, he had found that
his female cousin, who was a
member of CEPIM, was accused of
being Communist and was then
kidnapped. She was raped and laid
on a riverbank with her eyes,
breasts, and fingernails removed and
bones broken.

Arnoldo moved on to La
Angostura where he lived for
several months until January 10,
1981, when an army of 1,000
attacked and occupied the village,
killing 35 civilians and burning 50
houses. He had to hide in a pine
thicket for three days, and it was
then that he saw two soldiers cut
open the belly of a pregnant woman
and pull out and dissect the fetus in
front of its dying mother.
In March, 1980, Bishop
Romera was assassinated by the
National Guard. Before his death,
Romera taught Arnoldo and his
friends one important lesson. He
said that there are three kinds of
sinners--those who order someone
to commit a crime, those who
commit the crime, and those who
observe the crime but say nothing
about it.
Arnoldo learned from this to
do something about the crimes
being committed.
On December 4, 1986,
Arnoldo was granted political
asylum for one year. He will
continue to work for justice and
peace in El Salvador. He wants the
"right to torture people" to be
omitted from the Constitution in El
Salvador. He wants children to be
fed and people to be able to read and
write in
order to receive
employment. He wants doctors for
people experiencing pain.
Put
simply, he wants the war to stop.

"Probably the hardest work
you will be involved in is the effort
you put into finding meaningful
employment," said Eugene Domzalski, Director of Career Services.
The Career Resource Center is here
to help with every step in finding a
meaningful job for every Wilkes
student.
The Resource Center has
developed a Career Development
Outline to help you find the job
you want. The plan has steps for
each of the four years of attendance
at Wilkes, starting in the very first
year. The fourth year is the most
important. Resumes, interviews,
and contacts with prospective
employers can all be accomplished
with the help of the Career Center.
"Develop a job-search," said
Domzalski, "and stay on schedule.
Research is the key."
The Career Center has many
tools to help you in preparing for
your career. These tools include
seminars on resume writing, your
role in an interview, how and who
to contact in many companies and
job fields, as well as mockinterviews
to
develop
your
interviewing skills.
"The key is to establish a
relationship with the Career
Center," said Domzalski, "and do it
before your senior year."

The Career Center
has personnel from many
companies who recruit cm
but also has informatioo
more opportunities in
Their library is equi
information in many difli
fields, and can help you I
contacts with different
They can also help you
up
interviews with
employers.
"Our goal
Center," stated Domzalski,
each Wilkes student to
highest level of carw
Our services are designoo
this to happen."
Domzalski also
important to "be competi
"to generate activity in
search."
"Commitment, pe
and a high level of self-c
said Domzalski, "are
ingredients to demonstrate
job search."
"Employers are in
people who have clear ·
themselves, and what they
do," said Domzalski.
Domzalski also stalr.d
recent survey of Wilkes
graduates reports that 92
were employed or aue ·
uate/professional school ca
time basis."

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March 12. 1987

or are caught.
Allen said, "The residence
assistant (R.A.) does the best job
possible to find out how it
happened. The R.A. might catch
them. It is the rare occasion when
a student will say what happened,
and claims responsiblity for his
actions."
Adams and Allen both said
that if the actions of a student prov"
to be the cause of damage, that
student will be billed for the full
amount of the ~age done.

Career C
mel from
who rec
as inform
ortunities
rary is
ninmany
. can help
tith diffef
also help
ir views

Allen feels that the damage
done on campus does affect the
students directly and that students
should be aware of the fact that they
are paying for this damage.
Allen said that if students
know of anyone damaging property,
they should go to the R.A. and tell
who's responsible, so that the
person responsible would pay.
This would reduce the costs that
other students are paying. He feels
the damage detracts from the overall
beauty of the campus.

goal at
tated Dom

1ti, such as this spray-painted signature on the side of Pickering
all over campus.
Residence Life Director Mark Allen believes
from the overall beauty of the campus.

1loyers are
10 have cl
s, and wha
)omzalski.
zalski also
rvey of
reports
loyed or a
,sional sc
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.

Maiors:
•

said the majority of
is in Pickering Hall.
doesn't necessarily speak
Pickering; there is a lot of
There tend to be a lot of
who don't belong there.
'1 consider it home."
agreed that Pickering is not
trouble spot. "There have
mcidents in most of the
on campus."
pe-Groh said that much of
ge, such as that to the
, is accidental.
pe-Groh says it is not fair
e the damage done to
IWO larger residence halls,
are used more heavily, to
done in smaller halls.
g houses 261 people and
mes 205 people, according
Adams, Associate Dean of

can be
damage

Student Affairs, while Lampe-Groh to them.
says Hollenback houses 19 people
Things still cost money. The
and Doane houses 12.
regular occurance of smashing glass
A security guard on campus doors and windows which have to
(who declined to give his name), be replaced costs .Wilkes College
said Friday that he watches to see money. Since January, glass in
that there is no damage done and it . nine doors has been broken.with an
is not a major campus problem. average cost of $100 per door to be
"The only time they do damage is replaced, not to mention the cost of
when parties are going on and it labor involved. "It takes people
gets out of hand." The guard said away, like main!enance workers,
this
happens
mostly
during who might be doing something
better for the students," said Allen.
weekends.
The students pay for the
Lampe-Groh and Adams see
Wilkes as a type of microscopic damage. They pay by additional
society.
Attitudes present in tmllon costs for damage to
society at large are condensed on a classrooms and facilities or damage
small scale on campus. Lampe- in the confines of the hall. All of
Groh said that in this throw-away the occupants of the hall share the
society, many people tend to use cost of the damage through a
things, then throw them away. She common area damage policy.
People who live in the dorms
feels they don't take time out to
take care of things because they are which have been damaged pay for
always on the go. Thus things tend the cost unless the people
to be less permanent and mean less responsible come forward and pay,

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and Kimberly Cooper
n selected by Air Force
to be Cadet Training
(CTOs) for summer Field
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450 applicants. They are
based on class standing,

performance at Field Training, and
outstanding officer potential. They
aid in the training and education of
future officers while gaining
leadership experience.
Both
Marquart and Cooper will attend
Field Training at Dover Air Force
Base in Delaware.
Marquart is a junior, majoring
in mathematics. She is a member

of the varsity field hockey team and
a disk jockey at WCLH and serves
as a cadet flight commander.
Cooper is also a junior,
majoring in communications and
minoring in French. . She is a
member of the varsity field hockey
team, works as a swimming
instructor, and is the cadet
recruiting officer.

Accounting and Business Club Dinner
Place: Sheraton Cross Gates
Date: Wed. March 25, 1987
Time: 6- 9 pm
Dinner: Choice of 1 Chicken Cordon Bleu
2 Roast Beef
*Special Guest Speaker*
Tickets: Members
$7.50
Non-members
$8.50
Tickets will be sold March 10,12,17,19 from 11-1 pm, on the second floor of the Sub in the Club :r:oom.

In the hands of a vandal, an ordinary can of spray paint
can transform any surface into an advertisement . for a
heavy-metal band.

A Central America
Symp-o sium
Come find out what is happening ·in Central
America
Thursday, March 12
11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
SLC 166
A film, "Faces of War," narrated by Mike
· Farrell (B.J. Honeycutt on M.A.S.H.)
A film on Nicaragua
Following the film will be a panel
discussion presented by people who have
travelled to Central America and who have
seen first-hand what is going on down
there.
THE SYMPOSIUM IS FREE AND
EVERYONE IS INVITED TO ATTEND.
Sponsored by the Political Awareness Club
The Wyoming Valley Peace Committee

�PAGE SIX

Campus leader-John
Jankowski

March 12, 1987

Words

So the wind won't
blow it all away

beat poet Gary Snyder, a close it and perhaps even a
friend of Brautigan's, who was in to my own life, which
One April evening in 1982
town for a poetry reading. As he closer and closer to
while working at Pizza Hut, I found
autographed my copy of Turtle answer gets further an4
a copy of Trout Fishing in
Island I asked.him the meaning of a away."
America, which someone had left
poem Richard dedicated to him in
Death lurks behind
behind on a table. After packing
1970. It is a two line poem called of this novel, but so doeJ
away the pizza toppings and mop"Third Eye."
Brautigan does what he
ping the floor, I sat down in a
"There is a motorcycle/In New He
captures life's
booth and began flipping through
Mexico"? Snyder recites.
sweetnesses and highli
the pages. The novel, written by a
"That's the one," I say, He isolates the aestheic
man named Brautigan, is curiously
"What's it mean?"
"look at this, before the
intriguing.
"Beats me," he says, "Who it away."
This
fortuitous
discovery
knows what Richard's up to."
Brautigan possessoo
spawned in me a literary thirst
"Not much now," I say.
sensitivity to the world.
which I assuaged over the next five
The following day Rolling and fantasy were happily
years by reading every book I could Stone ran a long article on Richard. until a bullet divorced
find by Richard Brautigan.
It The article cited Gary Snyder as an writes in his final novd,
seemed a fitting way to discover old friend. He was just one of always like to disrupt wllll
him. Such fortuities characterize many friends who had lost touch doing, no matter what it is
his fiction. The insignifcant is sig- with Brautigan since he had become it's something the kid
nificant and vice-versa. When turn- a drunken recluse. I thought of a He did what he liked, OOI
ing others on to his work I refer to line from Hawline Monster. When _ whatpeoplewantedan
his world with an oxymoron-- asked about her dead father a girl he died.
Pictured above is John Jankowski, president of the Inter"chaotic order."
responds succinctly: "Grief doesn't
"I didn't know
residence Hall Council, the first of The Beacon's campus
So it also seemed fitting that figure into it that much."
dimension of forever,'
leaders.
one October morning I picked up
Richard Brautigan's writing is characters reflects, "but I
by Korrie Everett
the Philadelphia Inquirer and saw laced with humor. It is very funny. was longer than
·
that Brautigan killed himself with a This had been my impression until Christmas to come. I
Although Wilkes College has a notorious problem with apathy, there bullet through the head. His death one hot July afternoon when I forever was longer
are some students on campus who, as members and officers of various cam- was dressed in the same attire as a discovered So the Wind Won't Blow shopping days til Chris
pus organizations and clubs, are trying to battle this penneating problem. passage from one of his own It All Away in the Boulder
In another scene in
They have been striving to inspire the student body's interest and partici- books.
bookstore in Colorado. Delta pub- novel, the narrator is
pation in Wilkes College and the rest of the world.
For several days he lay on his lishers had released_ the book in between a hamburger
The Beacon wishes to introduce to its readers students who exhibit Montana lawn until finally some- February 1984. Eight months later gun shop. He wanlS
extraordinary leadership qualities that make the rest of the campus sit up one found him. Lying beside him Brautigan was dead. Had I read the bullets, but the smell of
and take notice.
was his last close friend--a whiskey book in 1984, I would have tempts him. "Burgers er
The first installment of the "Campus Leaders" series spotlights John bottle.
hitchhiked to Montana, sat down he wonders. "I should
Jankowski, president of the Inter-Residence Hall Council (IRHC). John is
The Inquirer stated that he had with him and his whiskey, and said, neutral territory to th '
a senior from Port Jervis, New York, and, after choosing Wilkes over been depressed lately, feeling "Don't do it."
The book is instead of just standing ·
prestigious Cornell Universtiy, is pursuing a double major in biology and alienated. His huge popularity as a ominously prophetic.
the
battleground
chemistry. He is a Board of Trustees Scholar here at Wilkes.
· symbol of the hippie era had
He writes: "[I am] trying to beckoning."
John first came in contact with the IRHC ~-s a freshman alternate diminished to cult status in the tell a difficult story that is probably
I wish he'd lhougM
representative. As a junior, he voiced some of his ideas at a council hum-drum era of the eighties.
getting more difficult because I am that fatal day in 0c
I
meeting and a friend suggested that he run.for president
Three days passed and I met still searching for some meaning in on his lawn in Mon
As this year's president of IRHC, John has dealt with such issues as ~--,---- - - - --- -- -----======:::===-----w_h_is_~_e:_y._ _ _ _-:
an alternate food plan for the cafeteria (which has been discussed by
committees from the IRHC and Student Govemnment), campus security,
improved lighting on campus, and additional student parking.
Programming Boa
This semester the goals that John has set for IRHC include
establishing a campus escort service, sponsoring gym parties, and organpresents
izing fund raisers. Any money raised beyond expenses will be spent
towards residence hall improvements. The halls with the most particiA night at the mo
pation in IRHC will be rewarded. By offering this incentive, John hopes
students will become more involved.
One improvement the IRHC would like to see implemented is the
with
installation of newer color TV sets to replace the older sets in some halls.
The IRHC raises money through fund raisers--such as the sale of fruit
baskets at finals time--and, with the help of Commuter Council, sponsors
dinner dances.
·
·
This year John has worked hard to tum the organization from a social
club to a more "issue-oriented" group. He feels his attempts have been
successful. There has been more participation and John would like to credit
Friday, March 13
"a good staff of officers" for its part in the improvement of IRHC.
1be year before John took charge, the group almost lost its charter.
Showtimes: 7 &amp; 9:30
This year, through John's hard work and determination, the organization
has turned around and is stronger than ever. Before his untimely death Dean
Free with JD!!
Hoover remarked that he was surprised (pleasantly) at how the organization
had turned around.
What a bargain!!
Following his graduation, John plans to go on to medical school at
either Johns Hopkins University or New York University, where he plans
on earning his M.D. and Ph.D degrees. His interests are in oncology (the
study of cancer), cardiology, toxology, and pharmacology.
by John Cusatis

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March 12, 1987

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tepmothers--beyond Capricorn-he myth
romance
•
in the air
Stpmothers--they have gotten
mp throughout history. What
appears in your 1r1ind whe:-:
the word stepmother? Old
!ales probably come forth
· ly.
You might see
'soverbearing stepmother
her to scrub the floors; the
lhe wicked stepmother, prethe poisoned apple to kill
White; or Hansel and Gretel
· g to find their way
theforest to their home of
and selfish stepmother.
venwithout the influence of
•• stepmothers are viewed
·ve way. One acquires a
due to divorce or death.
ce follows a period of
IMI a traumatic experience.
n do not greet their new
with open arms!
years ago, I became a
to my husband's fiveson. Still a novice in my
other role, I decided the
lllts were all wrong. It was
dildren who schemed to

eliminate their stepmother or they
made life so miserable that stepmothers had to devise a way to
eliminate them.
I knew five-year-old ·Mike
didn't purposely try to be mean
when he posed the question to his
father on a weekend visit, "When is
she leaving?" He couldn't know I
was working to establish a · "good"
mother figure when he told strangers, "she's not my mother!" And
he could have no idea that a call to
his mother concerning a disagreement in our }lome could be
undermining.
I didn't want to deal with his
frank, honest comments. I didn't
want to deal with an ex-wife, child
support payments subtracted from
the family checkbook, constant
travel arrangements, strange underwear in the wash, water on the
bathroom floor, and unflushed
toilets. I began to believe that
wicked stepmother fairy tales were
created to dissuade women from
becoming stepmothers.
With time, our relationship
modulated.
The hostility, hurt,

fear, and suspicion lessened. We
weren't close; certainly not a
mother-son relationship, but we
tolerated each other well.
Two summers ago, my husband, our daughter, Mike, and I
took a trip to Nova Scotia in a
recreational vehicle. This meant
travelling hundreds of miles in
close quarters. Mike and I would
either end up hating each other or
become friends. We would no
longer have a bland relationship.
Through New England and the
island of Nova Scotia, Mike and I
listened as Bruce Springsteen,
Twisted Sister, Jimi Hendrix, Eric
Clapton, and others unremebered
blasted on the tape pl~yer. We
discussed every movie we could
think of, deciding we have very
different tastes in film: We even
managed to share a few dreams.
Somewhere in Nova Scotia, perhaps Cape Breton, all the past
uncomfortableness slipped away and
we became friends--an adult, who
happened to be a stepmother and an
adolescent stepson.

andry returns!
by Lee Morrell
Here we go again! That's
right, he's back. Who is "he"?
Think back to almost one year ago-last spring semester to be exact.
He is the amazing performer who
rocked the Wilkes campus as the
Programming
Board's
first
Coffeehouse ever! Need another
hint? His show coincidentally falls
near St. Patrick's Day, and therefore
has nothing to do with it. Give
up? It's Jimmy Landry.
An Ohio native and alumnus
of the University of Dayton, Landry
says that he enjoys college crowds.
"I think the college mind is very
active", he said. "College students
have more of a zest for life, ' . he
added. He says the best way to
classify his music is as "Folk-Pop. Rock." In fact, he addea"I don't
(really) classify my stuff."
Wilkes is lucky to get him
back so soon, seeing that he will be
going abroad next fall. Landry will
spend three weeks (Sept. 14 to
Oct.5)
entertaining
European
crowds in Germany. Until then,·
from the time he leaves us, he will
be playing other clubs and
universities.
Prospects are very high for a
fantastic show because, in his own
words, "Springtime gets my
creative juices flowing." So be on
time, 8:00 p.m. on Saturday the
14th in the SUB.

Aries-Although your love life is booming, you seem
to be forgetting about your friends lately.
Take a
break from romance and spend some time with the
friends that miss talking to you.

Taurus-Spring fever is in the air and you seem to be
falling into the "midsemester slump." Start sleeping
with your books because you may be farther behind
than you may think.
Gemini-Stop warring about being too aggressive.
Your "friends" don't seem to mind this behavior. As
long as you stay the way you are, your life will
continue to be a bowl of cherries!
Cancer-Be optimistic! Stop worrying about things
that happened in the past. Everything will work out if
you just give it a little time.
Leo-Just when you thought life was a barrel of
laughs, the roof came falling down. Enjoy life one
day at a time. Don't look to the future. It could be
disastrous.

Yi!:Q.Q- Your work schedule seems to be relatively
mild this week. You will finally get a chance to go out
and have fun. Enjoy it while you can, it won't be long
before the assignments start to pile up again.
Libra-You've been having a "happiness hangover''
for the past few weeks. Nothing seems to bring you
down. It doesn't seem likely that this special feeling
will end in the near future.

Scorpio-You seem happier than usual lately and
your friends can't seem to figure out why. Is there
something you haven't been telling them?
Sagittarius-You need a break! Too much work ·can
be dangerous to your health. Take a day off and
relax before you burn yourself out both physically and
emotionally.
Capricorn-Romance is in the air this weekend.
Take a trip or go to a party. No matter what you do,
you can't miss. A special someone is just waiting for
his/her chance to meet you.
Aquarius-Time is not on your side.

No matter how

hard you try to budget your time, you will not
accomplish anything this week.

Pisces-Stop thinking that things have to be your way
or no way at all. Your friends are getting sick and
tired of the attitude you have taken on lately. Wise up
before you lose some valuable friends.

�PAGE EIGIIT

March 12, 1987

Dating game--a night WCLH
to remember?
spotlight
How many times have you turned on the
wondered just what your favorite DJ looked like?
the mystery is over. Each week, starting next w
Beacon will be spotloghting a different WCLH
keep your eyes pealed and check out the men and
behind the mike. Until then, below is a schedul
DJs that spin your favorite new music on New
WCLH.

Monday
7:00-10:00 a.m.--Kevin Kearny
10:00-11:00 a.m.--Thom Burkhart
11:00-12:00 a.m.--Dianna Cohen
12:00- 1:00 p.m.--Fred Howe
1:00- 4:00 p.m.--Phil Montouri
4:00- 6:00 p.m.--Gerry Kelley
6:00- 9:00 p.m.--Heavy Metal with Tom Hood
9:00- 12:00 pm-- Heavy Metal with Jim Ferris

Tuesday
The Engineering Club's annual Dating Game was held last Friday, March 6. The atmosphere
from the theme music to the trashy questions to the wonderful prizes--rice-a-roni and free
dinners at area restaurants. Pictured above are Don Semyon, Mike Keohane, and Keith
Manchester, just three of the contestants that participated in the evening's festivities. The
realistic atmosphere even inspired some of the contestants to dress for the occasion. A
preganant woman, a prostitute, a cowboy, a nerd, a "Jeopardy" fanatic, and many members of
the LCB Bowling Alley raiding squad. A few contestants even undressed for the occasion
giving the audience a quick glimpse of their hind quarters. Would Jim Lange have approved of
this?

WCLHTOP35
WEEK OF FEBRUARY 23-27, 1987

Special Lecture!
On Monday, March 16
at B p.m.
SLC 101,

7:00- 9:00 a.m.--Chris Bolcarovic
9:00-11:00 a.m.--Thom Burkhart
11:00-12:00 p.m.--Janelle Saueraker
12:00- 1:00 p.m.--Gina Longo and Janelle Sauerakcr
1:00- 2:00 p.m.--Gina Longo
·
2:00- 3:00 p.m.--Jeff Morton
3:00- 6:00 p.m.--Erik Everett and Randy Stevens
6:00- 9:00 p.m.--Tom Zuback
9:00-12:00 p.m.--DANCE AND RAP with Tom Walton
and Mark Tolli»

Wednesday
7:00-10:00 a.m.--Kathy Harris
10:00-12:00 p.m.--Scott Zolner
12:00- 1:00 p.m.--Thom Burkhart
1:00- 5:00 p.m.--Phil Montouri
5:00- 6:00 p.m.--Michelle Broten
6:00- 9:00 p.m.--Chris King
9:00-12:00 p.m.-- DANCE MUSIC with Jackie Hogrebe

1. Flesh For Lulu ...................................................... .I Go Crazy
2. Steve Winwood ............................................. The Finer Things
Thursday
3. Alphaville ..................................................... Universal Daddy
7:00- 9:00 a.m.--Ed Buonocore
4. The Coolies ................................. : .................. Mrs. Robinson
Wilkes College Biology
9:00-11:00 a.m.--Gina Longo
5. Jason and the Scorchers ........................ 19th Nervous Breakdown
Department
6. Wasted .......................................................... Heaven Tonight invites all to attend a lecture 11:00-2:00 p.m.--Chris Boyes
2:00- 3:00 p.m.--Marcie Krenices
7. Fine Young Cannibals ................................. Ever Fallen in Love
given by
3:00- 5:00 p.m.--Dianna Cohen
8. Paul Simon ........................................... The Boy in the Bubble
D G
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5:00- 7:00 p.m.--George Seig
9. Wang Chung .................................................. Eyes of the Girl
r. reg O IS,
7:00- 9:00 p.m.--Dominik Cuccia
IO. Lone Justice .................................................... .! Found Love Senior Research lnv~stigato 9:00-12:00p.m.--HARDCORE and PUNK with Gary
·11. Deep Purple ................................................. Call of the Wild
National Cancer Institute
Fabiano and Gregg Shimp
12. Kool and the Gang ............................................... Stone Love
Bethesda, Maryland. · Friday
13. Steve Miller Band ........................ Want to Make the World Tum
7:00- 9:00 a.m.--Jeff Morton
14. Concrete Blonde ........................................ Still In Hollywood
9:00-11:00 a.m.--Greg Krager
The
Lecture
is
entitled
15. Aretha Franklin ................................................... Jimmy Lee
11:00- 1:00 p.m.--Scott Zolner
Molecular Medicine:
16. The Kinks ........... .................................. Rock and Roll Cities
1:00- 3:00 p.m.--Andy Morrell
Oncology Update
17. :Bob Geldof...................................... This is the World Calling
3:00- 6:00 p.m.-- The Skeeter Show--Brian Dorsey
18. Berlin ......................................................... Pink ·and "elvet t - - - - - - - - - - - - 1 6:00-9:00 p.m.--Jim Evelock
9:00-12:00 p.m.--Eddie Lupico and Korrie Everett
19. Eric Clapton ............................ .It's In the Way That You Use It
20. General Public ...................................... Too Much or Nothing
Saturday
,.,
21. Gene Loves Jezebel... ....................... ... .................. Heartache
liliglfl. !FtUhiolKl
. 7:00-9:00 a.m.--Korrie Everett
22. Georgia Satellites ....................................... Battleship Chains
9:00-12:00 p.m.--Joe Gozick
23. Lou Gramm ................................... .................. Ready or Not
for Spring Break!!
12:00-2:00
p.m.--George Seig
24. The House Martins ............................................. Happy Hour
Waller North has a
2:00- 4:00 p.m.--Karen Carnasso
25. Alan Parsons Project.. .................... Standing on Higher Ground
limited number of Wilkes
4:00- 7:00 p.m.--The Don and Ed Show, featuring Don
26. a-ha ................................................... I've Been Losing You _
College
Semyon and Ed Buonoc&lt;re
27. Iggy Pop ........................................................ Cry for Love
Boxrer Slolfts
7:00- 9:00 p.m.--Jim Krenitsky
28. Robert Hazard ........ :................................................ Darling
9:00- 12:00 p.m.--Dave Gorko
29. Los Lobos ........................................ Shakin' Shakin' Shakes
available. Price is only · Sunday
30. The Parachute Club........................................ Small Victories
a reasonable
7:00 a.m.-l 2 :oo noon--Korrie Everett
31. New Order ........................................................ Way of Life
$5.00. Contact any
12:00-3:00 p.m.--CLASSICAL with Daryl LaMooney
32. Utopia ........................... :.................... ."......... Fix Your Gaze
member of Waller North
3:00- 6:00 p.m.--POLKA with Steve Fidyk
33. The Vels .......................................... The Girl Most Likely To
at ext. 117 for details!
6:00- 9:00 p.m.--NIGHTSOUNDS, JAZZ with Andy
34. Zerra One .......................................................... Rescue One
Morrell
35. Synch ............................................... Give Love Another Try
9:00-12:00 p.m.--Top 35 with Fred Howe
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PERSONAL CLASSIFIEDS
Joe-seppi-Did you get chicken at Wendy's or
are you the chicken at Wendy's??
Jimmy-hunnie-Aren't you sharing any of your
peanut butter cookies? I could
hungrily gobble some down!
(ha,ha,hee,hee)

Dear Happy Hour Bandit--

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y, March 4, 1~87, saw the start of a month long series
Third World Lecture Series." The series, coordinated by Dr.
Bauwn, Assistant Professor of History and Political Science at
College,
will be presented in four installments.
·ng to Dr. Bauzon, the series was developed for a threefold
first objective of the featured lectures is to make the college
1he public discussion and debate of current issues and problems
both the United States and the Third World. Second, the series
to enhance public awareness and understanding of these issues
s. Finally, the series wants to examine a variety of opinions
that may differ from the ones generally accepted.
week's lecture was introduced by Associate Dean of Academic
.Robert Heaman. The lecture featured Jerry Herman, Director
em Africa Program, the Peace Education Committee, and the
Friends Service Committee out of Philiadelphia.
lecture focused on the institution of Aparthied. Herman noticed
people in the audience, and pointed much of his speech toward
spoke of coming quickly of age in South Africa. He mentioned
thirteen to fifteen are either hiding in the mountains or
!llldiers, deprived of their childhood.
are also numerous other racial indignities. According to
!here are 33 million people in South Africa, at least 25 million
lkk. Yet there is much inequality between the two races. The
unity has one doctor per 370 citizens. There is only one doctor
members of the black community. This is just one of the
of discrimination that occurs day to day in South Africa. On top
government and the church refuse to see what is happening.
suggested that if the United States stepped in and imposed
·oos against the Aparthied government in South Africa they
ibly stave off a coming Civil War. he closed his speech by
'I'm afraid of what's happening, so should you (be afraid.)" He
various questions from the audience, including one from
President Dr. Christopher Breiseth.
rcond installment of the series took place on Wednesday, March
alecture on Central America by Dr. John McCartney. The series
on Wednesday March 16 with a lecture on the Middle East by
Stoddard, and concludes on Wednesday, March 25 with a lecture
.ussR Anns Transfers by Dr. Ilan Peleg. All lectures are free
and take place in the CPA at 7:30 p.m. Come out and get
about the world around you!

"THAT" show was cancelled! Your
life will be, too, if you don't
remind me of my Armed Service
preference!!
The bitch
Jof-Break: your promise and your future
is history!
You better be at a
certain place on a certain day with
the rest of us!

J-9-How does it feel to be in the witchof-the-month club?!?
Love ya, Joph
Happy Hour Bandit-Better watch your step, Bud! You
never know who I may be talking
to! Blow my chance, and you'll
never get another!

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Marlene-Hang in there! It's almost over, at
least the semester. Be good!
Luv, Joe K

Jeanine B-Don't you think DANA deserves a
chance??
Signed, Happy Hour Bandit

Jeanine-I understand that life in the
availability lane is hopping.
I
won't take all the credit
Signed, Happy Hour Bandit

Jennifer-After all that was said and done, I
hope there is a second chance in the
future!! If not, I understand but we
will be freinds always.
Signed, Entering the Monkhood

Jeanine B-I hear your date for the Jr./Sr.
Dinner Dance may not be a Jr./Sr.!!
Signed-RHB
Jeanine-I hear you ahev signed aboard
McHale's Navy for pleasure cruise.
Signed, HHB
Jennifer-How ya doing??? Sorry I don't get
to see you at school! Hope you
have accepted my apologies!
Signed, Begging Forgiveness
Jeanine-I heard that GE makes a certain kind
of light that you love to turn on
and off!!
Signed, Happy Hour Bandit

.

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\ndy
Morrell

Scott-Those of us who know you--the
selct few--need to wear shades in
your presence! You're so bright!
(Contrary to Popular belief!)
PS--Keep that blue car on
the road and not on the sidewalk!

Jeanine-Why don't you give younger men a
try--you are such a good teacher!!!

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Reader response
Continued from p. 2
heard that phrase too often, in
which case I have no other advice.
That weekend is long gone and
the memory does linger on oh so
gently, so why don't you, the
writer, pay the bill for the tables in
Starlc 101?

and 3:00 p.m. my transformation
begins. I'm no longer a student;
I'm becoming 4-H leader, den
mother, and taxi driver.
You see, I'm what's referred to
as a non-traditional student. I'm a
widowed mother of a 9-year-old son
trying to juggle school, a job and a
scholarship position while attempting to remain a fit parent in the

process.
Andrew Morrell

Dear Editor,
Like many Wilkes College
students, my day begins at 7:00
a.m.. I attend engineering classes
with the prayer of someday
achieving a degree. 1l1e Amnicola
also consumes a lot of time,
because I'm the layout/design editor
of the book.
Typically, my days seem like
anyone else's--until early afternoon.
I'm not going to a friend's room to
study or to happy hour with "the
gang." Between the hours of 2:00

Many times my son has been
forced to sit through a physics or
differential equations class. Armed
with my textbooks and a few comic
books, we've entered more than one
class together. It's because of his
familiarality with the school that
many of my friends have prompted
me to attend activities at the
College during evening hours.
Considering my evening hours
could certainly stand an improvement over doing laundry, cooking
supper, and washing dishes, I
decided Kris and I would force
ourselves to fit into college life by
attending the Dating Game Friday
night. What better way to start the
social process than by supporting
the Engineering CLub?

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I have to say it was one of the
poorest choices I've ever made. I
was embarrassed. Guys bared their
backsides to the audience, a girl
portrayed pregnancy as a shameful
condition, and still other male
students dropped their drawers and
gave us a front view of their Fruitof-the-Looms. I could have cried.
Although my son, Kris, never
discussed or questioned that night
after the charades were over, I felt
compelled to explain to him that
that's not what engineering is all
about
I'm disappo~ted that Friday
night couldn't have been fun
without all of the filth. It is still
possible to have fun without being
so explicit and raw. Even the
questions asked were uncalled for--a
popular one had to do with how one
celebrated condom week.
I'm not a prude and maybe I
really wasn't invited to bring a 9year-old to an event such as this,
but I think I'd feel the same ifl had
attended alone. I was really starting
to feel like a part of everyday
college life until Friday. I guess I
really am a non-traditional student-an outsider. Well, if this is an
example of what it's all about, I
don't think I'm ever going to fit in.
And now I certainly don't want to
try.

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ANNOUNCEMENT: If you
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together, than you had better plan
on getting your act together!
The deadline for turning in
your rosters is this Friday. You can
hand them to Patty Moran, in the
Sports Information office on the
second floor of Weckesser Hall.

New Gym
Continued from p. 1
Although construction was
riginally scheduled to start this
ontp, neither O'Hop nor Charles
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by Jim Pyrah
virtually the entire
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ill this year's team can "good nucleus" to work with as he
heads into his first season at the
IXllC of the defensive
helm
of the women's softball team.
dial led to a 5-18 season a
Heading the list of players
pitching looks good. If who will be looking to improve
alleviate the defensive last year's 6-12 record are triwe made last year, we can captains Ericka Oswald, Nicky
Saprito, and Margo Serafini.
· ·ve," Duliba stated.
Ericka Oswald will be the top
. s Brian Gorski and
Wanzor will lead the gun on the mound for the Lady
squad. Gorski will play Colonels. Coach Martin decribes
while Wanzor will her as "one of the top 2 or 3
pitchers in the league."
t duties at third base.
Margo Serafini will move
big men on the mound for
back
behind the plate to handle the
Is will be Tom Salzburg
catching
chores. She spent -last
Shaw. Both should be
~ best in the league this season playing shortstop.
Nicky Saprito, along with
ik, Price, Konopki and
Jennifer
Bodnar and freshman
l'i1l also see time on the
Michelle Gauthers, will see duty in
the outfield. Bodnar will also see
some time on the mound.
Rounding out the lineup will
be talented freshmen Jill McGuire,
SS-2b, Dionne Serafini, lb, Kelly
Wandell SS-2b, Kim Skrepnalc, pinf, and sophomore Melissa
Kennedy, 3b.
Coach
Martin
is
"real
optimistic" about the team's
chances this season. "The biggest
.problem will be numbers. We only
have about ten people out for the
team. The key to the season will be
l:; to remain injury free," -Coach
Martin stated.
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Anyone interested in coming
~18 overall
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PLAYERS RETIJRNING: l} know that there is still time. You
Brian Gorski
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As Coach Duliba said, their
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es will open their season
at home against College

by Kathy Harris

The Colonels' golf team lost
only two players to graduation.
by Jim Pyrah
They are former co-captains Jay
Rubino and Rich Linckhorst.
Head Coach Jodi Kest is being
Nine golfers are back from last cautiously optimistic about the •
year's
squad,
including
six chances of the Wilkes College
lettermen.
women's tennis team this season.
Senior Chris Brownawell is
"We will go with what we
this year's captain. Other returning have and do the best we can," Kest
lettermen are senior Jerry Galinus, stated simply.
junior Jack Harrity and sophomores
The ladies posted a 5-5 record
Joe Mokay, Colin Mondero and last season, including two very big
Charlie Rome.
wins over the eventual conference
Coach Schmidt listed five champ, the University of Scranton.
promising newcomers, including
Coach Kest is expecting at
three freshmen and two transfer least eleven women out for the
students. Steve Kaminski, a transfer team, but hopes to have even more
from East Stroudsburg, Ed Steve, a on the squad before the season
transfer form LCCC and freshmen openei: .on Marci) 30tl_i against Cedar
Keith Kopec, Frank Stancato -and
Brian Thomas are expected · to
contribute to this year's squad.
"I feel very optimistic with
this squad. We have some fine ·
young people in our program," says
Coach Schmidt. "We hope to finish
high in the MAC (Middle Atlantic
Conference). That is our realistic
goal."
Coach Schmidt's golfers have
a very compressed schedule this
year. They have five matches and
one tournament before the MAC
championships. Their first match is
away against Lycoming and Ursinis
at Lycoming on March 26.

by Kathy Harris
This is Coach Wingert's first
season coaching the men's · tennis
team. Last year he was the head
coach of the women's team.
"What we're trying to do is to
get some stablity in the program.
The program is going through a
real transition," says Wingert.
The Colonels' number one
player from last year, John
Patterson, is not planning to play
this year. Graduation, however did
not talce its toll on the team. Most
of las.t year's players have returned,

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LAST YEARS RECORD·
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bookstore as soon as possible.
schedule including five conference
The Ladies will open the 1987
matches. Their first match is on
season on Saturday, March 21 when
they travel to Gettysburg.
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Crest College.
Allysse Croft is the lone
senior on the squad. Chris Creegan,
a sophomore ace from Scranton,
figures to be among the best in the
league this season. Nagwa Taylor
also returns from last year's team.
Freshman Angela Wolfe, a
standout on the women's basketball
team, will bring her athletic ability
to the tennis courts. Freshman
Mary Ellen Opeka will also try to
make the transition from the
hardwoods to the tennis courts.
Wilkes will face strong
competition
this
year
from
Muhlenburg, Juniata, Marywood
and Scranton.

�Wilkes College

Vol. XXXIX

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No.18

18766

Send three to nationals

Colonels place at . Easterns
by Bill Kan

Mejias went on to defeat Ken
Gaudreau, 9-2, to reach the finals.
The Wilkes wrestling team He lost in the finals, 6-3, to Jack
came away from the,,EWIA tourney Cuvo Of East Stoudsburg. Cuvo is
with a respectable fourth place team currently ranked 3rd in the country
finish, two individual titles and one at 118.
second place finish.
"It just feels great to go to
JW1t as ~t year, Wilkes will nationals. I was very pleased with
be sending three wrestlers to my peiformance," added Mejias.
nationals. "The kids did a great job,
Ron Miller, trying to make a
and · I'm very happy for Craig return trip to nationals, had to settle
(Rome) and Andre (Miller). Also, for a 5th place finish.
Dennis (Mejias) had a great
Ron started out strong with a
tournament," stated Head Coach technical fall over Mike Hoess in
John Reese.
his opening bout, but lost to
Dennis Mejias took a second eventual champ Todd Messitt of
place finish in the 118-pound Army.
weight class. Coach Reese had a lot
In the consolation bracket he
of praise for Mejias. "Dennis lost to Jeff Jayne of Syracuse, 9-8.
probably had the best tournament, Miller salvaged 5th place by once
he wrestled outstanding. He didn't again defeating Hoess.
yield a point in his first two
Andre Miller won his second
matches," Reese comment.ed.
consecutive Eastern Championship
Mejias major decisioned Brad at 134.
Gucido of Brown, 8-0. In the
"Andre
had
the
most
quarterfinals, he scored a technical ·
impressive final. I really thought he
fall over Army's Paul Kuznilc.
should have been the most valuable
"I felt Kuznik would take me wrestler," noted Coach Reese.
to the wire since he was very strong
Andre won his first bout in
and tough on the mat," Mejias impressive style with a technical
· continued. "I just went out and
fall over Lee Allman. He defeated
wrestled my match and I did a job
Sam Bocchino, 9-6, to reach the
on him."
semi-finals.

Trivia

1
--------------------,

by Lee S. Morrell

I

Bob Kinback claims this week's title as "King Trivia."
Incidentally, fonnez winner Don Shaw was the runner-up, call him
"Prince Trivia." They both knew that the Purdue star that the Golden
State Warriors made their first overall pick in the 1980 NBA draft was
Joe Barry Carroll. They also knew that the only team in Division I
college basketball history to win both the NCAA's and the National
Invitational Tournament in one season was the City College of New
York (C.C.N.Y.). Special thanks go out to Arnold Morrell, C.C.N.Y.
class of '62, for that question.
As wrestling Coach John Reese moved closer to the 400 win
plateau with a 21 win season this year and as three Wilkes College
grapplers are preparing for a trip to the National Tournament we have
decided to ask some wrestling trivia this week.

QUESTION# 1

I

When Wilkes Coach John Reese wins his 400th dual meet he will I
become one of only three men ever to reach this plateau. Who are the· 1
other two?
I

OUESTION#2
Who is the winningest amateur wrestler of all time? Bonus points
if you know his record. HINT: He wrestled between 1963 and 1973.

Good luck to all of you who choose to take part in our little quiz.
Remember, "you've got to play to win." - Ed McMahon. Come on and
enter, you'll find us on the third floor of the S.U.B. or at ext 379.

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In the semi's, Miller defeated
Won Kein, 15-7. "The semi-final
match was very important to me. I
felt strong both mentally and
physically. I just told myself that I
had worked too hard to lose," Miller
stated.
In the finals, Andre easily
defeated Lehigh's Jim French, 15-8.
"Coach told me to relax because I
felt I didn't wrestle up to my
ability," Miller added, "I just went
out calm and wrestled the way I
knew I could."
Senior Gary Sanchez ended his
wrestling career with a 4th -place
finish. "Gary did a great job in
consolations, he wrestled tough,"
stated Coach Reese.
After winning his first two
matches with ease, Gary lost a
tough, 6-4 decision to Buzz
Wincheske. Gary then showed his
toughness by defeating Trevor
Lewis of Princeton, 5-1, and Pat
Waters of Cornell, 3-1.
Gary faced Wincheske for a
second time and lost another tough
match, this time by a 3-2 score.
At 150, Joe Ianuzzi scored a
superior decision over Lehigh's
Chad Watkins, 14-1. He was then
knocked out of the tournament by
William
&amp;
Mary's
Mark
McLaughlin.
Frank Goldowski was pinned
by Army's John Rippley. He
received a default but then was
eliminated by Jason Morris of
Syracuse.
Craig Rome became the
second Eastern Champ for Wilkes
with an 8-1 decision over ·Dave
McCormick.
Coach Reese was very happy
for the junior. "Craig wrestled in
the finals the way he wrestled all
year. He started the tournament very
tentative, worrying about mistakes,
but once he calmed down he was at
his best" Reese told us.
Craig started off with an 8-2
decision over Andy Adelonjo of
William &amp; Mary. He then
decisioned Tim Anderson of
Rutgers.
_ Next came Rome's most
crucial match. He defeated Andy
Rice of Cornell 5-4 in the semi's.
"The semifinal match was the
most important match because a
victory there would send me to
nationals," Rome commented.
A relaxed Rome then defeated
McCormick
to
gamer
his
championship.

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after two years of frustration
because of injury and illness. I'm
really
looking
forward
to
nationals," Rome added.
Dan Sanchez and Steve
Schannauer were the only two
Freshmen that wrestled at Easterns
for Wilkes and both gained valuable

experience.

victory over Pete Rush
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                    <text>ume XXXIX
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vacancies, the College is
Slocum
Hall
for

· Delaware and Slocum Halls
explains the reasons for the
changes: "Although the admissions
office is anticipating a gradual
increase in enrollment, the increase
is not expected to offset the number
of empty residence hall spaces in
the near future."
According to Residence Life
Director Mark Allen, declining

enrollment is "kind of a national
thing. There are just less students
to go around."
"I don't think any of us know
what enrollment will be for sure,"
he said.
Because of these empty spaces,
the memo states, Slocum Hall will
be closed at the end of this year to
"significantly" decrease costs.

roup to analyze apathy
h semester, many new
enroll in Wilkes College
Not only are they
g on a potentially
·ng intellectual experience,
y are also on the verge of
anew social life from what
and energy they bring with
y students simply state "I
have the time" when asked
!hey don't participate in
·cular activities. Why? It
!hat each student brings
interests and problems-I jobs and family problems-un or her.
But, if enough interest were
, students would find that

those boring "extra hours" could be
turned into positive experiences.
This semester, a newly fonned
"ad-hoc committee on volunteerism" is prepared to analyze the
problem of student apathy (lack of
concern) and propose solutions to
it.
Mark Sowcik, Director of
Campus Counseling, says students
will learn to get rid of uncaring
attitudes by giving time to campus
and community organizations.
He said Dean Arthur Hoover
designated certain student issues to
talk about last semester. One issue
which arose from administrative
discussions last was "student
apathy."
Amy Wiedemer, Director of
Student Activities, looked into the

-

possiblities of fonning a committee
to deal with this issue.
Pam Jones, editor-in-chief of
the Beacon, expressed interest in
chairing the committee.
Members of the newly fonned
committee include Jones, chairperson; Weidemer; SowcikandJane
Elmes Crayhall, Assistant Professor of Speech, Communications
and Theater Arts; and students Jim
Healey, Student Government (S.G.)
member; Wendy Mead, S.G.
member, Steve Morris, Circle K
member; and Jim Pyrah, Sports
Editor of the Beacon.
Wiedemer says the temporary
organizational group is working on
three areas:
-How to encourage students

Continued on p. 3

But closing Slocum will cut
the number of spaces available for
men in houses, so Delaware Hall
will be converted to a male donn,
beginning next fall.
According to Allen, Slocum
was chosen because it held
"approximately" the number of
room spaces that the College
wanted to cut.
. Sue
Tomalis,
Associate
-Director of Residence Life, added,
"Slocum was chosen because it
needs a lot of work. We were asked
to look at buildings that needed to
be refurbished."
When asked why Slocum
simply couldn't be repaired over the
summer, Allen said, "If we fixed it
up over the summer, we're still
operating with empty space. We
have an obligation to the students
to function as efficiently as
possible."
Allen doesn't know if Slocum
will simply be renovated or if it
will be sold or tom down.
Delaware Hall was chosen to
be converted to a men's donn
because "the least amount of people
would be displaced," Tomalis said.
Delaware currently houses only 12
women, but has space for 23.
Also, Tomalis said, making
Delaware a men's dorm would
convert it and adjoining Chesapeake
~!J into a "semi-co-ed bttilding,"

which Tomalis feels will be
"attractive" to students.
"We know it's inconvenient to
students," Allen said.
"We're
affecting the least number of
students we po5$ibly could."
After in-house room selection
takes place in the spring, Delaware
and Slocum residents will be able
to pick rooms in the all-campus

Continued on p. 3

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Campus . vandalism
Sh OU Id con cern a11
st u d en t s
If tuition is raised again for next semester, students
should not complain to the administration, to the finance or
financial aid offices, or to anyone else usually associated
with making major decisions concerning Wilkes College
fees. All moans and groans should be directed toward those
individuals responsible for destroying Wilkes College
property.
Th~re has beei:t a recent _surge in vandalism on campus.
The evidence of this nonsensical and purposeless destruction
can be viewed at almost every corner of campus. For
example, the River Street door of the Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center has been completely pulled off of its hinges student
club ro_oms in Stark Hall have been ransacked, ~d many
glass display cases have been smashed. In addition desks
in the class rooms and in the library are being destroyed with
obscene carvings. And the list goes on ....
. . The incide_nces list~ here are most likely isolated
mc1dences. This would imply that a number of students are
involved in destroying school property. The increased
number of vandalistic acts on campus reflects a warped way
of th~nking. What motivates someone to destroy property?
Can 1t possibly be "having fun," or is it a masked act of
violence?
Students who destroy campus property are detrimental to
the other stude~ts at Wi~es m more than one way. First,
they are a neganve reflecnon of Wilkes College. Those of us
who are more concerned with learning do not want to be
associated with such a reputation--we do not want to be a
part of the Wilkes College School for Vandals.
Second, every student is forced to pay for the work of
vandals. Every students' tuition is raised to pay for repairing
the ripped off door or the destroyed desk. So next semester
~hen tuition is inc!eased by five, six, or sev~n percent, the
fmger of accusation should be directed toward those
individuals among us who insist on ''just having some fun."

The Beacon
VOL. XXXIX No. 17 March 5, 1987
Editor-in-chief _ -

-

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Pamela K. Jones ·

News Editor - - - - - - - - - - - - Elizabeth Mazzullo
Feature Edfrors - - - - - - - _ _ _ _ _ Lorri Steinbacher
...:.. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Michelle Munday
Sports Editor ,_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Jim Pyrah
Copy Editor - - - - - - - - _ _ _ _ Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editors ..,_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Murnal Abate
,.
_ _ _ _;__ , _ _ _ _ _:_ _,. _ Lisa Miller
Staff Photographer..:._ _ _ · • · ' '· _ ' _ · · Bruce Alexis
Advertising Manager _ _ _ _ _
,_ _ _ _ _ Mark Shedlock
Business Manager _ _ J:_,_:..f_ ..;_:..__i...:_,~ __- Joel Fomalont
Distribution Manager · _ _ _ _ _ • _ _ _ _ · Joe Bauman
Advisor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Tom Bigler

Contributing Writers:
Lee S. Morrell, John Kepics, Q Jane
Circa, Kirn Klimek, Karen Natishan, Paul Isaac, Scott LeRoma, Bill
Barber, Bill Kem.

R ea der res

concl

ofrumW,problempon~~htp;ckw;ili,

Dea&lt;Tulitor,
It was with much despair that I
read your article about All-College
Winter Weekend. The weekend
may be long gone, but for many it
will be a memory they will keep
with them for a long.time.
Winter Weekend was filled
with much friendship, laughter and
fun. Granted, at times it was a
little crazy, but after all, how often
do you get a chance to go crazy at
Wilkes?
You were so eager to point out
the bad things you forgot about all
the good ones. Your opinion was
: from one person who I understood
was not even present at lhe events.
My response is from many fellow
students who thoroughly enjoyed
themselves. It was a fun-filled
weekend that involved over 300
students.
How about that for
student apathy?
We have learned many things
through trial and error. Now, I
believe it is your turn to learn
something. Instead of being so
quick with the pen and voicing
what I believe to be exaggerated
· statements, get involved in the
college scene and have some fun
with the rest of us!
Name withheld
upon request

Dear Editor,

Beginning on Friday night
until Saturday n~ght, I was getting
drunk along with many of my
frien~. I guess you co~ld just say
that _it was a combination of
rebellion to the new alcohol policy,
pressure due to my major and just
plain old rowdiness.
I was
becoming a weekend alcoholic.
I'm not going to say that the
Programming
Board's
shows
somehow showed me the path to
seventh day sobriety, but what they
did do was divert my attention to
other social activities. I found that
you could sometimes have a ball
without doing 12 oz. curls and beerbongs. I realized that there are
many things to do in this area
without frying a couple hundred
brain cells.
For the past few months I
have seen hysterical comedians,
great sounds alike and radical bands
and have actually been able to
remember them the next morning.
Now I'm not saying that I have
gone completely dry, but I am
starting to enjoy the feeling of
being in control on Friday night.
I honestly believe that a few
beers once in awhile can't hurt you,
but eventually, if you persist, your
body will turn on you and they'll be
sending you home to mother in a
cardboard box. So take care, I have
and it's working!
Name withheld
upon request

I am writing in response to
your article of 2-19 on the Wilkes
Dear Editor,
Programming Board. I would like
to say a few words that should have
I was most concerned and
been said last semester.
extremely
disappointed to learn that
I am your average sophomore
·
the
Blood
Drive at the College on
with average sophomore problems,
Thursday once again fell way below
you know, the late paper here, the
the quota that the Red Cross set. I
low test grade there. But as last
happen
to be an advocate regarding
semester progressed, I became aware
blood donation, without the
availability of units of blood, my
son might not be alive today.
Eighteen years ago he was born
The Beacon is accepting
prematurely, and had to have his
blood transfused because he was
applications for the position
born with the RH disease--my
of News Co-editor. .l..:..lnl.l.:e"-!r~twi'1..!ln antibodies were literally killing
him.
Now I faithfully donate
· writing must!! Duties
whenever I am able.
•
It saddens me to see and hear
include as~igning and editing that few staff and faculty donate!!!
'
Forty five minutes of your time is
stories, writing, ·
all it takes. It is relatively painless--

a

.

-

you lay back and relax, ali
coffee, juice or iced tea and
are available. The volun
pleasant and friendly.
important to note that most
staff at these blood dri
volunteer, they give their
time for a good cause.
perfectly
safe, the
procedures are observed, little
risk is undertaken when you
give blood. ·
Wilkes conducts three
year--I have been here f&lt;r
drives, not once has Wilkes
quota set, that quota is
lower than it should be.
one seems to be int
helping to save a life, ho
find this hard to believe!
recently a drive held rm:
homeless netted a rewarding
of products.
An awareness of what
of blood can do might also
potentially at least four
be helped from your one '
blood cells, platelets,
hemophiliac products, and
are possible from one sin
Plasma can be broken doq
further.
Wilkes holds three
year and with students,
administrators and staff we
be able to top 400 pints.
Wilkes let's do our "thing.
with the spirit of giving, II
you nothing, in fact giving
of blood is actually bene
our system. Think in
saving a life, one day it
your own!!

r - - - - - - -- "'""!

Reminder

session in Stark L
this Tuesday, March
1987. A session

held on.,_Tuesday,
17 at 4:30 p.m.

and layout (will train).
All interested applicant~
should submit a writing
sample.
Contact The Beacon office,
ext. 3}9; ·for additional
information.

that tirn
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at seer
time
three d
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at brini
ase, tl

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tell you
me easily ,
this

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pecially
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be pl
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all ever
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king you
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are.

Contributing Photographer: J.B. Earl.
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor
must be signed to insure validity.

y

"So slow the growth of what is excellent; so hard t'attain perti
in this nether world."
.

William Co

said, "
here, ru
e. Pe
here

�March 5, 1987

PAGE THREE

conclusions
ht pick with a
ack and relax,
ce or iced tea
1ble. The vol
and friendly.
to note that
these blood
they give th
good cause.

safe,
the
s are observed,
ertaken when
!S conduc
1ve been
: once has
that qu
1 it should
IS to be
save a r
hard to
:1. drive

o you have midsemester slump?
Jane Circa
it's that time again.
you ask? The middle of
r, that's what time.
between Winter Break
Break that seems to drag
. The time when you
.
rests m three days and a
the day after. The part
r that brings with it
disease, the MID-

...

SLUMP.
might be wondering, as
b, "Am I suffering from
slump?"
that's something only
can tell you for sure,
,n some easily diagnosed
of this dangerous
Read on to see if you

,.

affected .. . .

vareness of
;an do might
at least four
from your
!llS,
plate
!C products,
1e from one
1 be broken

· es, especially studying.

s holds
with stud
ors and s
:op 400 p·
s do our
ririt of
g, in fact
, actually

Think
fe, one

session
-uesday,

t 4:30 p.

I know we all put things
midsemester form of
· n can be particularly
It's the kind of
· n that can make you
Acme for cookies rather
. Or call everyone you
, met, or said "Hello" to
rJ cracking your history
Or, worst of all, do a

month's worth of laundry--and
volunteer to do your roommate's
laundry, too--rather than write that
English paper on T. S. Eliot that's
been overdue for two weeks now.
If you don't seek professional
help at this point, that simple case
of midsemester procrastination can
progress to a more advanced, more
deadly stage. It's in this stage that
you'll find yourself washing all the
moldy coffee cups sitting on your
shelves, vacuuming the cookie
crumbs out of the rug, picking up
all the clothes--clean and dirty--from
the floor, and giving your room a
nice old-fashioned spring cleaning.
Great.
Now you're left
standing in the middle of a clean
room, waiting for your laundry to
finish drying, trying to think of
something else to do instead of
readinj!;.
Lucky for you it's 9:00, and
there's something good on TV
tonight. So you can watch the
latest made-for-TV movie on
channel 16 and then go to sleep
early. "Saved for another day!" you
say thankfully. 'TU start studying
for that test tomorrow morning,
first thing."
This brings us to the second
symptom of midsemester slump-cutting classes. Not your ordinary,
run-of-the-mill class cutting, mind

the guys are pretty upset because
they wanted to stay together in
all other students take Slocum."
But,
Walton
said,
"It's
lottery.
nts of the two dorms are definitely in need of either some
renovation or demolition."
with the changes.
Walton believes that closing
Cyriax, dorm president of
Slocum
"was a financial move on
Hall, said that although he
the part of the College because of
~ next year, "Most of
guys feel that [Slocum] declining enrollment."
Many Delaware residents have
be closed down."
single
rooms now and voiced
don't want to leave," he
'They like it here." concern that they would lose their
Hall, he explained is singles at the meeting that Allen,
from the cafeteria, and Tomalis, and Dean Jane Lampewould have to move th~ir Groh held with the dorm.
Tammi Hons, the RA in
k1Delaware.
Cyriax said, "There ·are Delaware Hall, said, "I think it's a
members here, and only 28 - shame that our girls have to
1 Delaware. People who relocate, but I can see the point of
., get in here will be put · view of housing and the deans."
"Since there are so few girls
's Resident .Assi~tant here, it's the only thing they could
Walton added, "Most of do," -H ons added;

and Delaware

from p. 1

eerism 2rou p
from p. 1

ently involved in
tions.
can do to. get' new
to different clubs
of a · pub~ication
nity organizations
nt or · Student
involvement
says that -campus
are not only a
Ill student apathy, but a
l)students involved in them.
· she is entJ11.1s\astjc ~boµt

the committee's plans and would
like to see action taken on the

proposals.
Pyrah is preparing information
packages listing names, phone
numbers and addresses of volunteer
organi7.ations for pu61ication.
Wiedenier says -that the
committee
will . also
study
individuals at Wilkes who lead and
actively participate in campus and
community activities.
She mentioned that employers
not only look at academic status,
but the scope and extensiveness of
extracurricular acµYities ..

you, but the special midsemester
version. This kind of class-cutting
is characterized by the extremely
creative excuses that the cuttee
come~ up with.
Normally, you cut class
because you oversleep. Or because
you didn't do the reading.
Or
simply because it's too early in the
morning.
But
midsemester
slump
sufferers cut class for different
reasons. They'll cut class because
it's snowing. Or raining. Or, best
of all,
sleeting (because it's a
combination of the first two).
They'll cut because it's a nice day
and they feel like taking a walk, or
because the sun's not out and they

want to sleep in.
· marks on your face from falling
The truly creative slumper can asleep on your notebook while
come up with even more reasons, if studying.
Finally, check your
pushed.
If you've really got clothes: if you've been wearing
midsemester slump, you'll cut nothing but sweatpants for the last
because you left your bio notebook · two weeks because you didn't feel
in your room and don't feel like like opening your closet to find
walking the block and a half from anything else, Y,Ou've probably got
Stark to your dorm to get it. And the midsemester blues.
when you've really got the
Although I'd love to write
midsemester slumps bad, you'll cut more, I really have to go study for
if you're "just not in the mood" to the history exam I have tomorrow
go to class.
night. I don't know, though. I
Still not sure if you're don't have to start studying right
suffering from midsemester slump? away. After all, the test isn't until
There are some physical signs you tomorrow night.
can look for, including dishpan
Maybe I'll go clean my room
hands from washing all those instead. ...
scummy coffee cups and spiral

Teaching scholarship
applications available
by Karen Natishan
Applications for the 1987-88
Scholars in Education A ward
Program (SEA) are now available
in the Financial Aid Office.
This program was created by
PHEAA to encourage students with
high scholastic qualifications in
mathematics and the sciences to
enter the teaching profession. The
amount of SEA grants range from a
minimum of $1,500 to a maximum
of 50 percent of annual tuition.
Students who are offered and
accept a SEA grant must sign a
Teaching Commitment Agreement
and a promissory note.
The
Agreement states the student must
teach one year of mathematics or
science in a Pennsylvania secondary
school for each year a SEA grant is
received. If the commitment is

fulfilled the award need not be school seniors and college freshmen
repaid. If the teaching commitment only)
is not fulfilled, the student is
--achieve at least a 3.0 on a
required to repay the award plus 4.0 scale in math or science courses
interest at the rate established by in high school (if currently a high
PHEAA.
school senior or college freshmen)
To be eligible to receive a or college (if currently a college
Scholars in Education Award, sophomore or junior).
students must:
The application process for
--be a resident of Pennsylvania 1987-88 will orginate with the
at least 12 months prior to student.
After completion the
submitting an application
student will forward the application
--rank in the top fifth of their to the high school guidance
high school class (high school counselor (if the student is a high
seniors and college freshmen only) · school senior or college freshman)
--score 1000 or above on the or to the Wilkes College Financial
Scholastic
Aptitude
Test Aid Office (if the student is a
(mathematics score must be at least college sophomore or junior). The
550) or have an English test score application is then sent by the
of at least 22 and a mathematics school official directly to PHEAA.
score of at least 27 on 'the American It must be received by PHEAA by
College Test (applies to high May 1, 1987.

,.;J (
);,iJ

GREAT SUMMER JOBS
IN NEW ENGLAND .
Cap.: Cod a11d thr Islands

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Thousands of interesting c1nd varied summer•jobs are waiting to be
filled. The acute shortage of seasonal workers has driven pay scales
3!i% higher than wages for similar work elsewhere in the country.
For immediate detailed information ori the kinds of jobs being offered.
housing availabil,ly, etc., send a l:ONG self-addressed STAMPED
envelope to:

SUMMER JOBS PROGRAM
Box 594, Room · 21

Barns1abl11, MA 02630

�PAGE FOUR

March 5, 1987

"Welcome to the Wilkes RCRC"
by Lee Morrell

"MacLab." The Mac
of about 30 Apple
Have you ever been in the K's or Mac Pius's, seven
Apple II lab? If you11 notice, on are printer ready.
the top of the wall in the back of used mainly for
the room, there is a sign that says, Laserwriter.
There
"Welcome to the Wilkes College Macintosh-only preRCRC." You've probably gone on disks for open use in the
to wonder,
"Just what does ·
The next lab is the
'RCRC' stand for?" Well, it stands Lab. There are appro ·
for Regional Computer Resource terminals, all with
Center.
drives, four of which
The Wilkes College RCRC ready. Again there are
boasts a fine reputation with the programmed disks for
local high-school teachers. Most,
The final lab is the
recently, teachers from Wyoming Lab, with approximately
Valley West, among 9ther high He's, several of which
schools, and area teachers in special ready, and, again, there
education have received computer disks for use.
training on the Wilkes terminals.
All labs are open f(r
The Resource Center takes up students, and student
three separate rooms using three on hand to assist with
different types of computers. The you may have.
first room is known simply as the

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Students use Macintosh computers in the MacLab,
Resource Center.

the Wilkes

BEACH PARTY

Soviet scholars visit
Wilkes, King's Colleges

It's Hot!
Experience the Ultimate
Spring Break!

DAYTONA BEACH,
FLORIDA
contact TARA HAAS
EVANS HALL ROOM 211
EXT. 134
MARCH 18 IS THE DEADL

by Elizabeth Mazzullo

to man · in World War II and the Wilkes' Annette Evans Alumni
There, they met the
need for greater understanding House.
Several scholars from the · among nations to prevent a families they stayed with while in
Soviet Union visited Wilkes and recurrence.
the area.
Participating
in
the
King's Colleges last Thursday and
Dr. Walter Karpinich, chairparticipated in a discussion with man of the Department of Language symposium were Wilkes Col_leg~,
faculty and students from four local and Literature, served as moderator King's College, College Misencordia, and Penn State-Wilkes-Barre
colleges.
for the discussion.
The scholars came to thr
After the discussion, the Campus.
United States to attend a conferen-..e Soviet scholars attended a tea at
sponsored by the United States
Holocaust Council in Washington,
D.C. The conference, held Feb 2325, was entitled "The Other
Victims: Non-Jews Persecuted and
The problem of drug and It is important to have a. mo~e
Murdered by the Nazis."
alcohol abuse, a growing concern aware public to address the ep1dem1c
The Soviet scholars were
on both the local and national proportions of drug and alcohol
Aleksandr Philippovich Malov,
scene is the focus of an upcoming abuse both in our nation and in our
Executive Secretary, Soviet War
cours~ offered by the Wilkes community. This course will se1:e
Veterans (SWV), and delegation College Division of Continuing an especially signifi~ant p~rpose _m
leader; Irina Mikhailovna Kharina, Education.
community education, smce its
SWV member, and Vice President,
Entitled "Current Perspectives weekend scheduling will allow
International Committee of Former in-the Drug and Alcohol Field," the individuals with busy weekends
Prisoners of Auschwitz; Dr. course will be instructed by Carmen schedules to attend."
Georgiy Aleksandrovich Kumanev, Ambrosino Executive Director of
The course will be of interest
Chairman, World War II Sector of Wyoming Valley Alcohol and Drug , to members of the g~neral publi~ as
the Institute for History of the Services, Inc.
well as to professionals dealmg
USSR Academy · of . Sciences;
Classes will meet Saturdays, with substance abuse and employers
Andrei Vladimirovich Sevostyanov, March 7 through April 4, from 10 seeking solutions to the problems
Deputy, SWV Department for a.m. to noon in Stark Leaming of drugs and alcohol in the
International Affairs, and inter- Center room 380.
workplace.
preter; and Dr. Nikolai Vasil'yevich
"Current Perspectives in the Participants will receive a
Volkov, SWV Presidium member, Drug and Alcohol Field" will Certi(icate of Attainment and one
Institute of World Economy and examine topics of paramount Continuing Education Unit upon
International Relations of the concern to experts in the field of completion of the course.
USSR Academy of Sciences, and drug
and alcohol
treatment,
Ambrosino, in addition to
Professor of Politi.cal Science, including urinalysis screening, serving as Executive Director of
Moscow University.
confrontation techniques, correlates Wyoming Valley Alcohol and Drug
These scholars joined faculty and patterns of abuse, the etiology Services, is a member of Certified
and students from area colleges at a of alcoholism, and employee Addiction Counselors of Pennsylluncheon at King's College and assistance programs.
vania and a consultant to schools
then participated in a symposium
According to Ambrosino, and industry on drug and alcohol
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addiction.
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tuition

FRESHMAN-SOPHOMORE
DINNER DANCE
FRIDAY, MARCH 13, 1987
OK, Frosh and Sophs! Get ready fora
fantastic dinner buffet featuring Seai
Newburg, Stuffed Chicken Breast with
Supreme Sauce, and Sliced Roast Top R
of Beef au jus, plus a large variety of
side dishes and desserts. PLUS open
bar! Four fabulous hours of dance m
will be provided by Scranton's }J.ottest d
band:

THE PULSE
Tickets are on sale at the cafe atdinner
Tues. and Thurs. 11-1 in SLC Lobby.
$11.00 per person.

CRASHERS WELCOME!!
GET READY FOR THE BEST FRIDA
THE 13TH EVER!

hike

administrators

1

keep imposini
to

help

pay

more, to compen

and federal fun

campuses and
computers.
administrators
ly supressed
said Kathleen l
to p
and new eq1
·es and libraries
ptember, the
·cted tuitions wil

r the reasons
weeks sch
ks College i
re, Princeto1
Michigan
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I the Unive
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�PAGE FIVE

..ab." The
mt 30 Appl
Mac Pius's
inter ready.
mainly fi
vriter.
tosh-only
'or open use
he next lab
There are a
als, all wi
, four of w
Again the
mmed disks
he final lab
1ith approxi
;everal of w
and, again,
or use.
11 labs are open
ts, and student
1d to assis t
1y have.

Financial aid
programs
available
for women
by Karen Natishan
The Business and Professional Women's Foundation is offering a
wide variety of financial assistance programs to mature women seeking
the education necessary for entry into or advancement within the work
force. These need-based programs will be awarded to women working
towards financial security for themselves and their families. Both
scholarships and loans are available.

SCHOLARSlflPS
--Business
and
Professional
Women's
Career
Advancement Scholarships are awarded to women 25 years of age
or older. Approximately $150,000 in scholarships is provided annually.
--Clairol Scholarships are awarded to women 30 years of age
or older. Approximately $50,000 in scholarships is provided annually.

Emeritus George Ralston and Helen Ralston admire a portrait of the late
Arthur Hoover. The portrait, which hangs in the Student Affairs reception area in

r Hall, was unveiled at a ceremony held last Friday.

•

uition on the rise
/

rate, early announcements

l'bile the Consumer Price
e measure of what people
ir certain things--has risen

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[ 13, 1987
et ready for
uring Seafi
11 Breast wi
'.oast Top R
variety of
LUS opens
&gt;f dance m
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~eat dinner
SLC Lobby.
on.
IOME!!

iwo percent for goods and
during the last year,
in recent weeks have
they'll raise their prices
from four percent to, in
, 20 percent for the 19871year.
gh tuition hikes have
inflation every year
1978, administrators say they
IO keep imposing huge
to help pay faculty
more, to compensate for
Slate and federal funding, to
their campuses and even to
ii new computers.
'Many administrators tell us
ireviously supressed tuition
s," said Kathleen Brauder,
now have to pay for
nee and new equipment,
salaries and libraries."
In September, the College
predicted tuitions will rise an
of seven percent a year
the rest of the 1980s.
Whatever the reasons, during
last few weeks schools as
as Ricks College in Idaho,
Hampshire, Princeton, Yale,
· gton, Michigan
State,
College in South Carolina,
d, all the University of
· campuses, Baylor and
announced they'll charge
IS from four to nine percent
next school year.
But those increases may be

Cal State is raising "fees"--its
of tuition-- IO

percent.

Alabama-Birmington students will
pay 12.7 percent more to attend
classes next year, while tuition at
Loyola-New Orleans will rise 12.5
percent.
Oklahoma students may get
"only" a 15 percent hike, although
Gov. Henry Bellmon initially
wanted an 88 percent jump, which
would have been the highest"in the
nation.
Community college students,
however, may face the biggest
increases.
Parkland Community College
in Illinois, for example, will hike
prices 20 percent next year.
Parkland's Vice President of
Business Affairs Don Moran said
the college's board of trustees had to
tap "new sources of revenue"-students--because of a decline in
Illinois' farm property value.
But some schools were raising
tuition for other reasons, one major
observer says.
"Some of our colleges," U.S.
Secretary of Education William
Bennett said last November, "charge

what the market can bear."
Bennett went on to say
schools can raise tuition because
they know students can get federal
loans to pay it, press aide Tom
Lyon recalls.
If students can't get loans as
easily, they may be less likely to
tolerate hikes of these magnitudes,
Lyon adds. "If students begin to
assume the cost burden themselves,
there will be pressure on the
schools [to lower their. prices] from
consumers."
Perhaps because they feel they
can borrow money to pay for the
increase, students are not, in fact,
protesting the new round of big
hikes very often.
·
"I can't see myself protesting,"
said University of Alabama at
Birmingham
sophomore
Beth
Baker.
Though her scholarship won't
cover a 12.7 percent tuition jump,
Baker knew her school would have
to "get the money from somewhere.
I'll just have to understand. I'm a
big pro-UAB person."

Two engineering
scholarships available
by Karen Natishan
The Reading Chapters of the
Pennsylvania Society of Professional Engineers and the Wives of
Professional Engineers recently
announced the continuation of the
annual scholarship program.
Two' $1,000 scholarships will
be awarded for the 1987-88
academic year. The requirements
for eligibility are as follows:
--The student must be a
graduate of a Berks County high

school or have been a legal resident
of Berks County at the time of
college admission.
--The student must be entering
the junior or senior year of
engineering study at the time of
college admission.
·
--The student must be in good
standing at an ABET accredited
engineering school.
Applications are available in
the Financial Aid Office and must
be received by April 30, 1987.

--Avon Products Foundation Scholarship for Careers
in Sales is awarded to women heads of households who are supporting
one or more dependents and pursuing education leading to careers in
sales. The foundation provides $50,000 in scholarships annually.

--New York Life Foundation Scholarships for Women
in the Health Professions are awarded to women seeking the
education necessary for a career in a health-care field. The foundation
provides $50,000 in scholarships annually.
To be eligible for any of these scholarships students must be· a
woman 25 years of age or older and a U.S. citizen; demonstrate critical
need for financial assistance; be officially accepted into an accredited
program of study at a U.S. institution; be graduating within 24 months;
and have educational training that leads to entry or reentry into the work
force or improve chances for advancement.
These scholarships are awarded for full-time and part-time programs
of study and may cover academic, vocational, or paraprofessional
courses. They range from $500 to $1,000 a year to cover tuition, fees,
and school-related expenses such as child care and transportation.
Applications are available between February 1 and April 1 and July
1 and September I. Deadlines for receipt of all application materials are
April 15 and September 15.

LOANS
--Business and Professional Women's Sears-Roebuck
Loan Fund for Women in Graduate Business Studies. To be
eligible students must be an U.S. citizen; have written notice of
acceptance for enrollment at a school accredited by the American
Assembly of Collegiate Schools of Business; have academic and/or
work experience records showing career motivation and ability to
complete course of study; and demonstrate financial need.
Study must be full-time -or part-time but the applicant must carry
at least six semester hours during each semester for which a loan is
requested. Loans are available up to $2,500 per academic years.

--Business and Professional Women's Loan Fund for
Women in Engineering Studies. To be eligible students must be
an U.S. citizen; have written acceptance for a course of study in
engineering accredited by the Accreditation Board of Engineering and
Technology; have academic or work experience records showing career
motivation and the technical ability to complete the course of study; and
demonstrate financial need.
This loan fund was designed to assist women in their final two
years of an accredited engineering program including undergraduate,
refresher, conversion programs, and graduate studies. Study may be fulltime or part-time but the applicant must carry at least six semester
hours during each semester for which a loan is requested. Loans up to
$5,000 are made for an academic year.
Deadline for both loan applications is May 1, 1987.
Both loans have an interest rate of seven percent per year beginning
immediately after graduation. Loans are repaid in five equal (yearly)
installments beginning 12 months after graduation.
Scholarship and loan applications may be obtained by sending a
self-addressed, business-size envelope with two first-class stamps to:
Business and Professional Women's Foundation
2012 Massachusetts Ave., N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20036

�PAGE SIX

March 5, 1987

Words

•

America on the
move--AM &amp; PM

by John Cusastis
They operate under dozens
of names--A-Plus, Uni-Mart, Time
Market But they peddle the same
product convenience. Their hours
have grown from Seven-Eleven to
AM-PM. Their inventory now
even includes video cassettes.
The convenience store has
been popping up everywhere with
increasing momentum, and it is
steadily advancing in its mission to
assuage man's need for facility.
These shrines for the impatient and
insomniac are one of several institutions constantly confirming
that life in America is easier to live
than most people realize.
Microwave ovens, self-serve
gasoline, and travel mugs are
keeping man on the move--those
who are comfortable on the move.
While the body needs its fuel, the
soul still longs for transience. One
can pull into an A-Plus store, fill
his own gas tank (cheaply), fill his
own travel mug {cheaply), swallow

a Chimachanga (cheaply), slap a
few bucks on the counter and roll
back onto the highway. And he can
do this at 4 a.m.
The drive-thru window is
another staple of the hassle-free
existence. It has added significant
velocity to the "fast" of fast food.
The spontaneous notion of "I think
I'll have a burger" can become
bought, eaten, and a part of history
in under three minutes. Not only
does the marriage of eating and
driving save time, but the two
activities compliment each other.
Drive-thru windows
have
stepped-up banking, but even drivethrus
are
descending
into
obsolescnce. To those who desire
complete
self-sufficiency,
the
accesibility provided by the
automatic teller is indispensible.
My CASHSTREAM card has come
through for me at every hour of the
day in c1t1es ranging from
Jacksonville to Denver. But people
still herd into banks apparently

Haven't you ever done
something in your life yo.u wish
you could do over aga in .•.
and this time do it right?

ROBIN WILLIAMS KURT RUSSELL

ESl'~MES
A Comedy about life, hope, and getting even.
A UNIVERSAL Release

"This is a movie that will make you
laugh ... Robin Williams and Kurt
Russell couldn't be better."
- Michael Wilmington,
LOS ANGELES TIMES

Lecture series
continues
The fifth presentation in the inant industry during this
Wilkes College "History of the and an overwhelming ma
Wyoming Valley Lecture Series" the area's population was
will be held on Saturday, March 7 by it. Because of ilS i
at 8 p.m. in the Dorothy Dickson technological history
Darte Center for , the Performing Wyoming Valley is com
Arts. The evening's speaker will be large part of the history
Dr. James J. Bohning. The lecture anthracite era."
is entitled, "The Technological
Bohning serves as
History of the Wyoming Valley." Chemistry on the Wilkes
All lectures in the series are offered A member of the faculty
to the public at no charge.
1959, his chemistry re
In his March 7 presentation, been published in
Bohning will open with an scientific journals. His
examination of "industrial archae- study encompasses kineta,
ology,"
remanants
of
past istry education, and the
technologies that can still be found of coal fields. In addi ·
in the area. He will then explore recognized as an expert on a
the . origins, early history, and of topics in chemical hisiay
growth of the anthracite industry,
Bohning's lecture will
· tracing its development from the lowed by an informal
l 790's to 1900. Within that period during which audience
Bohning will cover both the people will have an opportunity
and the events that contributed to him questions about the
the anthracite boom. It took anthraThe series resumes &lt;11
cite from "the black rock that would 21 with a lecture by Dr.
not burn" to a major fuel source in Hammer entitled, "The
the United Sataes for over 50 years. . Perspective
on
I ·
'Th
As
he
exp runs,
' e Facilities of the Wyoming V:
anthracite industry was .the dom-

unaware that deposits, transfers,
withdrawls,
and
nearly any
transaction can be done at any time
without ever having to confront L..:=.:.:==.::.=:....:=-=.::.::.!.__;_:,;:_::....:__:..:.__ _ _ __ _ _ __
another human being.
The
CASHS1REAM defies the limits
of time and space. It is everywhere
always.
for 25 words.
Just bring your
Autonomy is obtainable to
the consumer.
But the prefix
message(s) to our office on the 3rd
"auto" (selt) frightens people.
of the Sub.
Most people prefer the security of
dependence. But if you don't I.Jee
waiting around for people to wait
on you, picture the world as a
buffet table with the words, "Help
yourself' posted overhead.
Our's is a world where
people are most comfortable with
you if you "take your coat off and
stay awhile." But others would
agree that there is a bundle of
energy trapped inside this form we
call "man." As songwriter Steve
The Wilkes College Speech/Debate Union recently tra
Forbert sang, "I am just a visitor, I
got a life to lead, upon this Montreal, Canada, to participate in the Collegiate Forensic As
International Competition. More than twenty colleges and uni
circumstance called 'earth.'"
gathered at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel in historic Montreal for
of forensic activities.
The members of "Kinney's Kids," consisted of Polly
Programming Board Jennifer
Douglas, Brain Dorsey, and Jeff Eline. The Wilkes U
one
of
the
smallest to enter the competition. However, whenIre
presents
were given out, Wilkes College captured a 6th place overall team
In addition to the team's sweeptake (?) award, individual h
A ·night at the mo~l~s
won by Brain Dorsey and Jeff Eline. They had a strong third place
with
in the Dramatic Duo competition. The two Wilkes forensics
chose a selection from the play, "Brighton Beach Memoirs." Jef
Best of Times
also won a fourth place trophy for his interpretation of a selecliCI
black comedian Dick Gregory's award winning book, Nigger.
Saturday, March 7
Outside there was more than 48 inches of snow and the
was below zero, .but inside the hotel the competition was hot.
Showtimes: 7 &amp; 9:30
marked the fifth consecutive year that Wilkes College has beenin
particiapte in this competition. It is also the fifth time that the
Speech Union has won one of the top team horiors.
Free with ID!!
The awards gathered in Montreal raise the number of vie ·
this year to fifteen. The Speech and Debate Union is coached and
What a bargain!!
by Dr. Bradford Kinney of the Speech Communication and Th
Department.
Congratulations to the forensic team!

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March 5, 1987

.es
stry during
erwhelming
IOpulation w
:ause of its •
;al history
Valley is C
of the his
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on the
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chemis
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journals.
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.ion recently
ate Forensic
colleges and u ·
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1sisted of Polly
1e. The Wilkes
lowever, when the
place overall team
u-d, individual h
l a strong third p
Wilkes forensics
:ach Memoirs." J
etation of a sele.c ·
; book, Nigger.
f snow and the
1etition was hot.
College has been in
fifth time that the
nors.
1e number of victo ·
1ion is coached and
,unication and Th

udolf, Eline-werful combo
Friday evening, February
aday that would gQ down
College history. No, it
just another No-RSVP
series installment, no

"white lies"

This show was special

~-Winter break is over and your special
someone has missed you terribly. Plan something
pecial for him/her this weekend. It could be the most
omantic weekend of the semester.

l was opened by one of

Jefferey Eline, seen
as Mr. Happiness in the
ntation of The Water
'ned a packed crowd
le with hits by such
Dan Fogelberg, James
Harry Chapin. He also
audience into the show .
le of sing alongs.
most impressive part of
was the songs written by
Maps the one that stood
twas a beautiful ballad effectively from sing alongs to an
on-running joke with a Wilkes
student simply named Joe. His
subject matter
ranged
from
closed his section of the McDonald's,
James
Joyce,
a hopping version of screwdrivers (the drink, not the
's "Johnny B. Goode." tool), to his own six albums. He
lld his impressive guitar even serenaded an unsuspecting
served as a perfect member of the audience with a
t to the show to follow. chorus of Wild Thing.
Rudolf also showed another of
came the featured
, Dave Rudolf. Rudolf
flniliar to some of you as
t visitor to the "Dr.
Show" on radio. He has
nominated a startling five
flH' the NACA (National
for Campus Activities)
Performerofthe Year-reputation to live up to,
did rather handily.
show was based around
jfferent concept. He used
viously recorded by other
la," by the Kinks for
) twisted into a bizarre
("Yoda").
These
combined with Rudolfs
~onality made for a very
O'IIII.

auru -You will finally get a break from the hectic
life you've been living lately. You better watch out,
hough, too much happiness can make you weak.

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Libra--look
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Gemini-Make an attempt to tell people how you
really feel. You'll feel much better when you stop
hiding behind that fake smile.

his talents, the ability to write and
perform . his own serious music,
showing real versatility. He was
Cancer... Stop putting things off until the last minute.
quite a performer and coupled with
Jeffery Eline made for possibly the · Spend the weekend with your nose in the books--this
time really read .them! It will pay off before you know
best show this year.
Once
again,
a . hearty
it!
congratulations
to
tlle
Programming Board and No RSVP
Leo-Generosity is one of your best qualities. Spend
chairman Andy Morrell, for yet
some of your extra time and energy helping a friend
anotller fine show on campus.

who needs it.
favor returned

Someday soon you might need the

Y.irg,Q-Be careful or your world will come crashing
down around you. Stop trying to manipulate people
and you may find that people will be nicer to you!
Libra-Watch out for friends that like to tell "white" lies.
They may be deceiving you much more than you
think.
Scorpio-Someone special from your past may
decide to suddenly pop back into your life. Take
things slow and have fun, you may be surprised at
the results.
Sagittarius-Happiness has finally found you and
things are starting to look up. Decisions about your
future are easier to make now that you are rid of a
heavy burden.
Join The Beacon staff
and put some meaning
into yoUJ life! We are
always looking for

Capricorn-You've been working too hard lately.
ake a break and do something fun. You may find
hat some of the stress you've been under has
anished.

writers, photographers,
and layout helpers.
uarius- Even though you are busy, lend an ear to
Experience is not
friend who needs cheering up. Remember, you
necessary--all training
may need them some_day.
will be provided. So
take a chance and talk to
one of our editors at the Pisces-Life will be peaches and cream· for you this
It won't last more than a few
Beacon office located on weekend. Enjoy it!
days. Then
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Conyngham Student
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PAGEEIGHf

The Beacon gains
distribution manager

Thursday, March 5
B 15
:
p.m.,
Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center for the
Performing Arts
presents
the cello-piano team of

Enzo Liva
and

Herbert Garber

with guest artists Jennie
Congleton and
Jeannette Garber
will present a concert of
chamber music featuring
works by Marcello,
Brahms, Mendelssohn,
and Mozart
The pertromance is
FREE
Joe Bauman joins The Beacon as Distribuion manager. Joe, a
All are encouraged to

sophomore Business Administration major, joins us from
scenic Pittston, Pennsylvania. His interests include hunting,
fishing, hot rodding, and camping. His favorite animal,

attend!!!

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On Monday, March 16
at 8 p.m.
SLC 101,

HI.gher educat1· on

or higher
income?

Wilkes College Biology
Department
invites all to attend a lecture
given by .
by Paul Isaac
Dr. Greg Hollis,
In today's fast paced, highly
Senior Research Investigator
technological
society,
the
National Cancer Institute
attainment of a college diploma is
Bethesda, Maryland.
one of the· only ways to keep up
The Lecture is entitled
Molecular Medicine:
Oncology Update

SNACK BAR
SPECIAL
Mar. 9-13

MONDAY
English Cheese Soup
Tuna Noodle Casserole

TUESDAY
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WEDNESDAY
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THURSDAY
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FRIDAY ·
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therefore onlv natural for students
to lose interest in their education.
If a student cannot become
interested in one lecture, how can
Aluminum cans are worth money.
he be interested in his entire
It pays to keep America clean.
education?
with the race to get ahead
How do we remedy this
financially. With this in mind, situation? One answer would be to
more graduating high school make professors more accountable
seniors than ever before are for their performances (a step being
Forest Service, U.S.D.A. rill
pursufng higher education. Many taken by Wilkes College with the
are doing so because of free-will, new merit pay proposal). Granted,
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demands placed on them by our free- but are they really taken seriously?
enterprise economy.
These ratings should become more
As a result of the strong important to professors in order for
outside influences being placed on them to take measures to improve
college students in today's society, their teaching ability.
Are you looking for a way 10
In addition , colleges could
many of them are losing their
help pay your tuition?
perspectives in their pursuit of have seminars stressing the longDo you want a starting salary
degrees. Instead of being immersed range importance of the learning
and benefits worth over $20,000
a year? ,.
in gaining knowledge along the process for students. These steps
primrosed path of academia, they would hopefully go a l0ng way in
are seeing the ever reappearing "$" creating more student interest in
OFFERS
flashing in front of their eyes. As a classes ..
This is not an easy dilemma to
and
result, they are losing perspective
in the purpose of attaining of a overcome. However, it is high
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This problem is perpetuated by purposes behind the demands we
a handful of professors who feel it have placed on those people who
necessary to reread textbooks to plan to earn a college diploma. If
their classes instead of being the situation remains as is, we will
innovative enough to include their have to replace "higher education"
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on't discriminate,
ke a smoker to lunch
·ng or non-smoking?"
hostess questions.
we answer, "Smoking,
her nose turns snteways.
us quickly to the dark
i the back of the restaurant
Olhers of our race are
kl congregate guiltily.
trembling hand and
eye, we light the little
our faith and bask for a
in its subtle luxury. The
waves a hand in front of
condescends to take our
lier whole attitude implies
lucky to be permitted to
civilized white folk.
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)N CALL

444

last time you saw a smoker on a
talk show? I'm sure there are many
'closet smokers' who have twiddled
their fingers through their hour
with Joan Rivers who would rather
die than admit they secretly puff
Pall
Then, of course, there are the
born-again non-smo1cers. These are
the light-skinned smokers who have
three Dorais at a Christmas party
and call it smoking. Then they call
it quits and spend forever telling
you about it. Their confessions
seem heartfelt, as if they are saying,
"I used to molest children, but I'm
cured."
Well, I protest.
It is my
ethnic right. I hereby proclaim
Smoker's Liberation. I want to ride
in the front of the bus. I demand a
token smoker on every sitcom. I
-want to see 10 percent of the office
work force smoking contentedly
wherever they Wander. I want to see
public restrooms
with
wallmounted
ashtrays.
We smokers have made a contribution to society. Take Bette
Davis's cigarettes away and what
have you got? Sally Struthers?!
Come on, lighten up, and let us
light up. We demand our equal
rights.
Consider our plight, before
you do away with us raspy voiced
conversationalists who know what
to do with our hands. Won't you
reconsider?
And once you've
searched your soul for compassion,
h
bo
ow a ut taking a smoker to

Malls.

"

sort of scene is familiar
urs who still practice,
malice or contempt, our
. We sit in the back
and we know our place.
our banishment to the
of the "better" homes
tally visit. In polite
IHI waiting rooms we do
kl 'pas.5" fornon-smokers.
We hesitate at parties to
lllf desire to be ourselves.
smoke?!" the tall blonde
've asked out wants to
sudden Aryan superiority.
lktided that she cannot be
you.even though you are
dancer. She says, "No,
e Of my best friends are
' She looks away sadly,

never permit her to marry one.
The art of smoking is an
elegant one, performed by some of
the best painters, writers, actors,
and philosophers of our age. The
soul is in a manifested bond with
the act of breathing. A cup of
coffee and conversation shrouded in
the lacy filagree of smoke in a
bohemian coffeehouse has been
replaced by the naugahyde cleanliness of the non-smoking section
in the pancake houses of America.
Yet, we do not protest. We accept
our criminal inferiority and hide
behm·d apolooies.
o•
W
t
h th
b th
e spo eac o er y
e

and the rectangular bulges in oar
breast pockets and we say, "Oh,
good, you smoke,'' the way one
might say, "Oh, good you're gay.
I've been so lonely; can we talk?"
We hide out behind the barn,
laughin' and singin'. we do our
little tap dance in the ashtrays
which are begrudged us by the
master race and we are thankful that
we are permitted to use the back
door.
The concentration camp of the
non-smoking section is only the
iceberg's tip. TV campaigns are
·
being launched agamst
us.
A
.
.
d
h
whole day 1s dedicate eac year to

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They can help you find new warmth
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trying.
Andrew

Bud, Bud, Buddy-Thank you for your gift of music.
You were fine. NIGHT SOUNDS
needs you.
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Yo ANG-The ice will always float in your
river. Soon enou_gh, you can get
on. It's fun where they go.
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March 5, 1987

,;::..-=..-:;..-=-------------National Condom Week
sparks controversy
(CPS)--Charges
flew ,
government agencies feuded, and
college students nationwide got all
sorts of free prophylactics last week
as "National Condom Week"
unfolded.
1987 SUMMER POSITIONS
While such weeks in years
With Upward Bound
past have gone largely unnoticed,
the panic about AIDS (acquired
immune deficiency syndrome) this
Tutor-Counselor:
Full-time, live in. positions. year made Condom Week-Responsibilities include supervision of high school originally invented by prophylactic
manufacturers
and
Planned
students in an academically-oriented program. Must Parenthood
as a way to promote
have successfully completed at least Sophomore birth control--a cause celebre on
year and be experienced in residence life, many campuses.
The Gay-Lesbian Student
supervision, leadership, tutoring and be motivated to
Association at the University of
work with youth _
Nebraska, for instance, had to get a
Pay: $140 per week., plus room, board
court order to distribute free
Dates: June 15 - July 31, 1987
condoms on campus.
University
of Minnesota
Write, call or pick up an application at the Upward
Bound Offices, Wilkes College, Sturdevant Hall, Third officials decided that making
Floor, 129 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, PA 18766, students aware of AIDS danger was
worth defying a state law that
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restricts condom distribution on
public property.
The American College Health
Association, a group representing
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country,
distributed
"AIDS
Information Kits" that included a
condom to various campuses,
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provoking
some
conservative
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included condoms.
program included putting
vaginal jellies, and "
literature in lunchbags
with the words "Condom
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the week to announce they
condom dispensers in
restrooms and omnibus
education courses in lhe
Some student healdl
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testing.
Still other sch
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among them--used the
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Bennett and U.S. Surgeon
General Everett Koop traded
opinions all during the week.
Koop generally favors discussing
AIDS in sex education courses as
early as third grade, while Bennett
generally wants to direct the
discussion of how to avoid AIDS
more
at
encouraging
"monogamous, mutually faithful
relationships."
"AIDS," Bennett said in
Texas, "is just one more
compelling reason for discouraging
sexual activity among children. To
be fixated on condoms as the
answer is a mistake."
Nevertheless, condoms as a
tool to prevent AIDS was the focus
on most campuses last week.
A Stanford student group
distributed 500 condom samples in
different colors, textures, and
flavors as part of an AIDS
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March 5, 1987

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rrst full year at the
· es College

team.
women traveled to
College for their season
came home witn a
-68. The halftime score
out in front 36-28.
Diana Smith paced
tilb 19 points while
Kennedy and Angela
added 16. Melissa
-,ssed in 13 in the
. that they were
,rts to fonn
licies.
sometimes the
A doctor at
health clinic,
advised worried
DS tests else
,acy could be

nish the season
k of 10-12, 4-5
season included
·evements for the

Men's basketball team ends
on ''up'' note

perrenial power King's College
ranks as one of highlights of the
by John Kepics
- premier playmakers in the league,
women's basketball program over
was next with a hearty 33. Jeff
the past few years.
The Wilkes College men's Steeber added 20 and Shawn Miller
Also, Maureen Kennedy has basketball team finished their contributed 10.
established herself as a dominant season on an up note . this past
In their season finale, the
force in women's basketball. Her week. They downed the Cougars of Wilkes Colonels traveled to Juniata
name has frequently appeared on the College Misericordia and the to face the Indians. They faced a
ECAC Honor Roll and she has Indians of Juniata to finish the year difficult task in beating Juniata.
been named as the MAC player of · at 14-8. This marks the second The Indians played both Scranton
the week once this year.
straight winning season under Head and King's extremely tough at
Coach Kest will lose only one Coach Ron Rainey.
home. The Colonel's, however,
senior, Diana Smith, and can look
The
Colonels
thumped rose to the challenge.
forward to the further development Misericordia by a 112-97 score. The
Led by Jim Nolan, 10 points,
of super center, freshman Angela hoopsters were led by freshman and Jeff Steeber, 12 points, the
Wolfe.
·
super shooter Jim Nolan who Colonels held a 13 point advantage
All things considered, there is ripped th~ cords for 35 points. after the first 20 minutes.
only one direction the Wilk
Junior Marc Graves, one of the
In the second half, Wilkes
women's basketball team will
going: up.

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now the individual
following.
had two players named
die All - Middle Atlantic

second team.
Stttber, a 6' 5 Junior
Shickshinny, earned
ream honor by leading
OOlh scoring and rebound-

He averaged 18.3 points per
game and 9 .8 rebounds per game.
He scored in double figures in 20
games and had 20 or more points in

8.
Junior Marc Graves, a 5' 6
Williamsport native, was the other
Colonel to earn the honor. He was
the team's leading three point
shooter with 65. Marc was also the
second leading scorer for the
Colonels. He tossed in a total of
371 points this year.
Both were selected for Colonel
of the Week honors during the past
season. Our congratulations go out
to two of Wilkes' finest

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Wilkes was led by the always
consistent Shawn Miller, who
ended a good season with 24 points,
and by their stellar big man, Jeff
Steeber who also pumped in 24.
Jim Nolan added 16 while Marc
Graves chipped in with 15 points.
Congratulations to Coach Ron
Rainey and the rest of his squad for
an exciting and enjoyable season.

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maintained their lead and held on for

a 90-84 victory.

very f~t Y9ll' of ; strong ·:Sho,w ing .to J?lace .. 6.th
the Wilkes College ski overall. De~bie DeCe~ placed 4th
captured the Silver Cup overall to lead the women.
place in the Dodge Truck
Prior to the championship
Cup held recently at race, Wilkes competed in their fifth
ountain and Montage.
race of the season. Tom Prinzo and
racked up 19 team Jim Ditosta placed 6th and 7th
place 'behind . the respectively
while .
Sharon
of Scranton with 23 Domzalski earned a 5th place finish
· ts. Wilkes had four for the women.
men and one woman,
Congratulations
to
Gay
individual standings.
Meyers, who coordinated the
Ditosta paced the Wilkes activities of the ski team, and the
a3rdplace finish overall. many skiers who took part in the
·e followed with a 4th first ever ski race team at Wilkes
and Tom Prinzo had a Colle~e for a fine first season.

Bowling
Club

Chacko's Lanes East was the
scene of the action for the Wilkes
College bowling club this past
Friday. Complete results are as
follows:

DIVISION A
Grim Reapers .
W.A.S.
Miller Lite All-Stars
Return of the
Boneheads
O.M. Tall Boys
G-Spots
Underdogs
Broad St. Bullies

17-3
13-7
13-7
12-8

11-9
10-10
3-17
1-19

The Four Horsemen and Team
Banzai are currently involved in a
controversy. Their records will be
updated next week.
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Hakky Palek
Melayu
Rat Pack ,
Lucky Strikes
The Spares
Jerry's Kids
O.M. Tall Gals
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14-6
13-7

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11-9
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4-16

basketball
Up And In, with an 8-1 record
is currently leading the intramural
basketball
league.
Complete
standings are as follows:
Up and In
Great White North
Schlom's
MenofGirth
Medicated Goo
Wrestlers
Dominique Wilkins
Cheers
Barre Hall
Diaz Kickers
Ratt Palek
Dippy Donuts

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COMING NEXT WEEK

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C not able
Double congratulations are in order for this past week. We were
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entries. The $5.00 winner was Bill Elias, he was the first to correctly
answer both. We feel Tim Walker also deserves a mention. He had the
correct answers as well, but was just a few minutes behind Elias.
·
Both correctly answered that the first black American Leaguer
was Larry Doby. They also knew that the two members of the
Oakland A's who won Most Valuable Player awards in the 1970's
were Reggie Jackson and Vida Blue.
With conference time just around the comer we've decided
to ask
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series are as follows;

Mike Havrilla
244,621
Howie Knorr
213, 200, 611
Len Witczak
223,555
Steve Shearer
213,537
208,514 "
Jamalludin Adnan
Rick Santasania
566
Jeff Morton
200
Sharon Alexy
Jess Holm
Bridget Ki:aJlcovich
Crystal Coy

intramural sports jocks.
Patty
Moran,
Intramural
Director, has announced that she
will be accepting rosters for the
upcoming
intramural
softball
season. She is located in the sports
information director's office on 1'te
second floor of W eckesser Hall.
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today!!!

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What Purdue star did the Golden State Warriors make the first
overall pick in the 1980 NBA draft?

OUESTION#2
Which team was the only team in Division I college basketball
history to win both the NCAA's and the National Institutional
Tournament (Nll) in the same year?
Good Luck and remember, speed is of the essence. So if you
have the answer get it here Pronto! "Farewell, and let your haste
command your duty", Claudius, king of Denmark- Shakespeare's
Hamlet. We are at Ext. 379 or on the third floor of the S.U.B..

�Wilkes College

Vol. XXXIX

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No.17

18766

March 5, 1987

Finish Season at 21-3

Wrestlers

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by Bill.Kem
It was a record setting week for
the Wilkes College wrestling team.
With their 47-0 victory over
Kutztown University the matmen
tied a record for most victories in
one season, 20. That was also their
fifth shutout of the year, a new
school mark.
Wilkes went on to score a 355 win over Cornell to brealc the
record for most wins in a season.
Their final dual meet record stands
at 21-3.
The Colonels began the week
with a 46-6 thrashing of Hofstra.
They picked up four wins via
forfeit
Marc Palancji recorded the
only fall of the day for Wilkes with
a pin at the 3:57 mark of the 190pound match. Dennis Mejias and
Ron Miller also posted wins for the
Colonels.
Senior Gary Sanchez and
junior Joe Ianuzzi each had a draw
in that contest

Against Kutztown, · Brian
Bautt got Wilkes rolling with a 156 major decision over Tony Mihrrt.
Dennis Mejias followed with a pin
to give the Colonels a 10-0 lead.
Ron Miller received a forfeit at 134
to up the Colonels' lead to 16-0.
Andre Miller continued his
outstanding wrestling with a 19-5
superior decision over Mark
Rhoades. Gary Sanchez then beat
Bob Gate 8-6. This brought the
score to Wilkes 26, Kutztown 0.
Joe Ianuzzi came through with
a 7-4 decision over Dave Card and
Mike Schroot defeated Jim Becker
11-8.
The last three matches didn't
go any better for the Golden Bears
as Craig Rome scored a major
decision at 177, Marc Palanchi
followed with a 14-0 victory, and
Steve Schannauer completed the
shutout with a disqualification over
Dave Hower. The final score was
Wilkes 47, Kutztown 0.
Wilkes ended its regular season

at 21-3 with an impressive 35-5

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victory over Ivy League champion,
Cornell.
Brian Bauer once again got the
Colonels started with a 16-4
superior decision. Dennis Mejias
downed Chris Yabbate 7-4.
Ron Miller won his 14th
consecutive match by recording a
superior decision at 134. Andre
Miller won his 49th straight dual
match with a major decision over
Nate Nauer.
Gary Sanchez recorded a
decision at 150. Joe Ianuzzi scored a
major decision and Craig Rome ran
his regular season record to 17-1-1
with a victory over Andy Rice.
Cornell scored its first points
of the match as Mike Saini drew
with Frank Richards.
Dan Sanchez returned to the
Colonel line-up after a 16 match
layoff. He recorded a pin in the 190pound bout. Cornell salvaged the
last match of the evening as Jeff
Farrow defeated Steve Schannauer.

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Colonels "ten best"
look to Easterns
by Bill Kern

Another reason Coach Reese
feels confident is that he has five
This coming weekend, the returning place winners. Heading
Wilkes College wrestling team will the list is the returning 134-pound
travel to Princeton, New Jersey to champion Andre Miller. Andre was
compete
in
the
Eastern the first Eastern Champ since Mark
Intercollegiate ·
Wrestling Popple won a title in 1983. Popple
Tournament.
is now an assistant in the Wilkes
Head Coach John Reese feels program.
the Colonels have as good a chance
Andre, once again, finished the
as anyone: "our team balance is as dual meet season undefeated. "I feel
good as any team in the tourney, more confident this year because I
and having all ten wrestlers with know what it takes to win. I have
winning records seldom happens."
worked harder this year because I
Reese feels it could come know how special it is to be an
down to four teams:Lehigh, Army, Eastern ChamP. Also I want to
Navy, and Wilkes.
prove that last year wasn't a fluke."
One factor Reese feels will'
Wilkes sent three wrestlers to
help the Colonels is the team's nationals last year, Andre, Ron
overall health. "We have been able Miller, and Dennis Mejias. Ron,
to stay healthy for the whole only a sophomore, surprised many
season. We have to be one of the people last year by placing third.
only teams to ,,: go into . ".'d\e· .._ Ron feels more excited ,about this
tournament with the same team that year. "I didn't know what to expect
started ~ n . "
last year, now I know what I have

to do and who I have to beat."
Dennis Mejias received his trip
to nationals last year, via a wild
card bid. "I'm looking forward to
the team doing well, and hopefully
to another trip to nationals."
Dennis feels this year's strong team
showing is a sign of better things
to come.
Senior
co-captain
Gary
Sanchez placed sixth last year and is . ..__ _ __
looking forward to his last trip to
Easterns. "I feel very confident and
victory record and they also recorded
it is great that many of my
the most shutouts by a Colonel
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teammates have a good shot at
team.
will be a meeting f11
winning."
"This will be the ten best interested in partici
Craig Rome placed fifth last
wrestlers we have ever taken to the women's lacrossecluboo
year and feels his weight class will
tournament. This was a very March 5th at 11:00 a.m.
be one of the most competitive in
enjoyable season and a great bunch If you are interested
the tournament. "I know who I
of kids to coach," Coach Reese attend please call Tara
have to beat to win. Being on a
stated. The Beacon wishes all the 134 (829-8490) or Sue
strong team helps you wrestle
Colonels the best of luck for this
better."
weekend's tourney.
-Wilkes had a very successful
year, they set a single season

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primary reason, he
was his career. ".Ho_w
an individual stay in one
and still have enthusiasm
sense of challenge?"
asked.
been here eight years, the
been at any institution
r," he said. "I had to
wanted to spend another
here until retirement."
llded, "If I'm going to
pbs at any other school,
to be an optimum time.
do pay attention to how
gen noted that he
resigned when President
decided to leave."
He

explained, "There's always a risk
with how you'll work with a new
president."
But when he met with
President Christopher Breiseth,
Hartdagen said, "I was convinced I
could work with him. We had a
good working relationship."
"I stayed, but not with the idea
that I'd stay for the rest of my
career," he added.
"I sat down last fall and talked
to President ~eth and told him
I'd been giving serious thought to
other things," such as teaching or
taking a sabbatical, Hartdagen said.
Hartdagen was named Vicepresident just last spring.
"I supported moving to the
vice-presidential system at Wilkes,"
he stated.
But he added, "That doesn't
mean I feel all that comfortable
being vice-president."
"Being vice-president puts you
more fully as an administrator,"
Hartdagen said. "The traditional
attitude and way one looks at a dean
is that a dean is a first among

Vice-president for Academic Affairs Gerald Hartdagen will be resigning
his position as of May 31, 1987.

Continued on p. 10

CLH celebrates ·its 15th birthday
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

who
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equals, a first among faculty
members," he continued.
A dean is "very much a faculty
member," Hartdagen noted, adding
that he feels there is a "significant
difference" between deans and vicepresidents. For the vice-president,
he explained, the "title cuts them
off from the relationship with
faculty that they'd like to have."
Finally, Hartdagen said, "I
accomplished what I felt I wanted to
accomplish at Wilkes. I was happy
to try to get the new structure
kicked off and started. I think the
structure's workirig nicely."
Hartdagen also explained why
he resigned at this time. "If I wait
until later in this year," he said, "it
puts the school in a problem for
searching" for a new vice-president.
"There is no indication I was
asked to leave the job," he added.
"That was not the case."
Hartdagen sees two career
options for himself. The first is
that he is "selectively" applying to

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alumni cut the cake at the radio station's fifteenth birthday party.

The second floor of the
Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for
the Performing Arts was the scene
of a . huge birthday party on
Tuesday, as WCLH-FM celebrated
its fifteenth year on the air.
WCLH disc jockeys and
members of the radio station joined
eight WCLH alumni, faculty
members, and Wilkes administrators for conversation, reminiscenses, and an informal luncheon.
Former WCLH staff members
who came back to join the
festivities included Karen Harsch
and Chris Sailus of WNEP-TV,
Channel 16; Tom McGuire of
WILK radio; Fred Pierantoni, an
assistant district attorney for
Luzerne
County;
Richard
Nordheim, now a disc jockey and
moving manager; and Gary Mack,
now an educator. Another former
WCLH staffer in attendance was
David Abraham, an original
member of Synch, a band which
got its start at WCLH. Abraham
now works as a mental health
technician.
"This is how you learn the

whole business from I the inside
out," said Bradford Kinney, Director
of Broadcasting Services. "We play
all kinds of music," Kinney added.
"We play music of people who are
just starting."
He said that WCLH, the
largest campus organization, boasts
65 "active on-air personalities."

Continued on p. 4

�February 19, 1987

College degrees-a dime a dozen?
Education. What does that word connote? To some it
may be receiving a high school diploma, but for most an
education is receiving a college diploma. Reports reveal that
some 60 percent of this year's high school graduates will
attend college next fall and the number seems to be increasing
at a steady rate.
There has been much debate and discussion over the
present system of education in the United States. While the
number of students going to college is indeed increasing, the
value of the college diploma is decreasing. Most jobs require
that one have an undergraduate degree. This is just to enter
into the job market. In order to make any sort of career
move, further study is needed and required--a master's or
doctoral degree. Undergraduate degrees are becoming a
dime (or $40,000) a dozen.
Another point to consider when evaluating the United
States' educational system is the decline in mathematical
skills of students today. In a number of studies conducted at
the University of Illinois United States school students,
grades one through twelve, ranked low when compared with
some twenty other nations. These same school students, a
few years down the road, will be graduating from high
school and entering college. The writing and reading level at
which students are working is not on the increase either.
There have been horror stories of students graduating from
college without being able to read or write.
Taking into consideration the de-valuation of the
undergraduate diploma, the caliber of students· entering into
and graduating from college, and the increasing number of
students attending college, it seems safe to say that there is
indeed a problem with the American education system. The
accusing finger cannot be pointed to any one group. The
problem, however, undoubtedly ori~inates very early in the
educational development of the child, at the grade school
level. From here the problem snowballs. ·Students go from
grade school into high school and on to college without an
adequate background--and the problem is never recognized.
If the educational foundation is not adequate, the chances of
increasing the caliber of students in the United States is slim.
All levels of the system must take hold of the problem
and deal with it head on. A reversal in the trend cannot be
accomplished in the elementary level, the high school level,
or the college level alone. The entire educational system
must act together to change the attitudes and overall approach
to learning. Time and effort in this direction will make the
college degree something to be proud of and valued.

The Beacon
VOL. XXXIX No. 16 February 19, 1987

Reader response
Dear Editor:
Last April I took a continuing
education course at Wilkes. It was
my first time back in attendance
· since graduating from here in the
early seventies. I confess nostalgia
was the prime reason for returning.
It didn't take long to realize that it's
still a great place to be.
There was, however, one
major disappointment the former
student center which was behind the
library along the walkway it shared
with Chµrch Hall was no longer
there, only an empty lot. This
greatly saddened me since it had
been sort of the hub of the campus
and countless students, including
dormies, spent many a very
enjoyable hour there.
The present location--the
Conyngham Student Center--is a
fine old structure. However the
main floor is well above ground
level and the rooms are smaller.
This tends to create a boxed in,
isolated atmosphere. The primary
view is of River Street and often a

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near continuous line of cars going
by.
Lastly the location is too far
from the library so the flow of
students to and fro is much less
than when the center was at the
former site which was but a fifteen
second walk behind the library.
Because of that students would very
often make the trip back and forth.
Indeed before exams we would
spend much time studying in the ·
library then journey a few times to
the center for a coffee and snack and
some enjoyable conversation with
fellow students.
The atmosphere there was laid
back, a change of pace, and soon
you'd be ready for more library
study.
Now with the longer
distance from the library studying
must be more difficult
The previous student center
had at ground level a large roomy
first floor with numerous windows.
This gave off sort of an open air
feeling with lush multi-colored
shrubs and trees just outside the
windows. One could sit at a table

and gaze out at them
truly beautiful Kirby
Halls and lovely cheny
trees as visual borders.
made you feel you were
this scenic place of re
important because yoo
important part of Wilkes.
I've been in a
student centers since ll1ca
gave off that same ~ ·
such places are im!X)llal
in ·ways they set the
entire campus. Indero
a college as much as ii
you as a whole person.
This opinion of mine
by friends whom l
and have . since retumell
reason of other. It
indeed if Wilkes in
construction period buill
student center on the
Believe me it would be
worth investing!

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Monday class schedule. All classes that
meet on Monday, including evening college
will meet on Wednesday.

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February 19, 1987

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friends whom
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on of other. It
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struction period
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th investing!

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classes that
·ening college

's a wonderful life
adreary Friday afternoon.
snow is falling, and the
of the Programming
sitting in their office
waiting to set up that
dy show.
ooe appreciates us, one
isoverheard to say. "We
for this school than most
sorganizations, and we
11y recognition for it."
," says another member
strangely like Rodney
's, "we don't get no
• ...

It

to the point," gripes a
chairperson, "we don't
holarships. The heads of
other campus club get
escholarship money for
!hey put into this school,
't get anything."
is just getting to be a
he," he adds. "We
on the phone trying to
rts, give up our weekends
performances and shows,
no one appreciates our
er member groans,
s I wonder if they even
members
of
the
ing Board stare at each
silence for a few minutes,
one voices the thought on
· minds:
be it would be better if
ming Board had never
"

soon enough."

lights blink off for a
When they go back on,
ming Board members
that the room's been
back into a bare room,
lhe colorful paintings and
past events.
hear footsteps in the
giort, cherub-faced, whitellall walks into the room,
•rm here to answer your

prayer."
Programming Board? There ain't
"What do you mean?" they no such club at this school. Hey,
stammer. "What prayer? Who are who are you, anyway?"
His hand shaking, the head of
you?"
"Well," he says, "I'm Clancy, the Board hangs up, but not before
and I'm your guardian angel. You he hears the guard mutter, "Drunk
just wished you had never been college kids. They'll do anything
created, and I've come to give you for a joke."
The
members
of
the
what you wished for."
Programming
Board
are,
by
now,
Understandably, the members
of the Programming Board are quite shook up. They run out of
skeptical. "Come on, you don't the Student Center, hoping to find
expect us to believe that, do you?" AfTIY Weidemer or Dean LampeGroh to ask them to explain what
they ask.
"Come with me," Clancy has happened.
But when they get outside the
says, "and I'll show you."
"We can't waste time talking building, they stop dead. "Hey, the
to an imaginary angel," one of campus doesn't look the same as it
them yells. "We have a show to did an hour ago!" says one.
"What's going on?"
set up."
Indeed, the campus does look
Clancy merely smiles, says,
different.
Litter, especially smashed .
"No, you don't," and motions them
beer bottles, is strewn everywhere.
to follow him.
On the way out of the room, The display cases, which used to
the head of the Board finally notices contain posters for Programming
the bare, unpainted walls. "Hey!" Board events, are empty; the glass
he screams. "What happened to our is cracked in several places.
They walk around the campus,
office?"
"It's not your office," Clancy which looks somewhat deserted.
says gently. "It never was. The More deserted than it should for a
Programming Board doesn't exist, Friday, on a · weekend with a
comedy show and a Board-sponsored
remember? It was never created."
Understandably a little shook gym party scheduled.
They see one student loading a
up,
the
members
of
the
Programming Board ignore Clancy suitcase into her car. "Where are
and prepare to set up their comedy you going?" one of them asks her.
"Home, where else?" she says.
show. But none of their keys work
"There's
never anything to do
in the door of the closet where the
around here on the weekends."
equipment is kept.
He looks at her, confused.
"They must've changed the
"What
about the comedy show
locks," says the chairperson of the
tonight?
What about all the events
Comedy Committee. "I wonder
the Programming Board sponsors
why no one gave us new keys?"
"Because you don't exist," every weekend? The movies, the
Clancy said.
"Now will you gym parties, the coffeehouses?"
Suddenly hostile, she screams,
believe me?"
A little more uneasy, they try "Get away from me! What are you,
There's no Programming
not to listen to him. Instead, the nuts?
Board
at
Wilkes! Stop bothering
head of the Board calls Security to
have someone come to open the
closet.
"Programming Board?" the
guard says.
"Whaddaya mean,

me or I'll call Security!"
The Board members stare at
each other, but decide they'd better
leave when the girl starts yelling to
an approaching security guard.
"What's wrong with her? " one
of them asks as they walk away.
"I've seen her at all of our events,
and now she says she's never heard
of the Programming Board. I don't
understand it."
A voice from behind them
says, "Do you believe me now? I
told you, you don't exist."
"Oh, no, it's that angel again,"
someone groans. "Why can't he
just leave us alone?"
"Maybe he's right," one person
whispers. "Maybe he really is our
guardian angel."
"Of course I'm right," Clancy
says. "If you still don't believe me,
ask that young man walking--er,
stumbling --towards us."
The head of the Board walks
over to him and asks, "What's
going on this weekend?"
"Hey, man, don't you know?"
he says, voice already slurred with
alcohol, though it's only 3:30 in
the afternoon. "There's a party at
391, and one at 307, and I think a
coupla floors of Evans, and
probably Pickering, and a few of
the other dorms, are throwing keg
parties."
"Aren't you going to the
Programming Board comedy show
tonight?"
"Comedy show?
What
comedy show? And what's this
'Programming
Board'
stuff?
Everybody knows there's nothing to
do at Wilkes on the weekends
except get drunk. That is, if you
don't go home," the student yells as
he staggers off to his car to make a
beer run.
The
members
of
the

Programming Board turn around to
look for Clancy, but he's not there.
"Clancy, where are you? We
believe you now. Clancy," they
yell. "Wilkes really is an awful
place without the Programming
Board. Please, can't we go back?
We never r~lized before how much
Wilkes needs us."
"Hey, guys, why aren't you
setting up tonight's show? I've
been waiting up in the office for
half an hour, and no one's there,"
says a voice from behind them.
They turn around to see Amy
Wiedemer standing there.
''Amy! Are we glad to see
you! You wouldn't believe what
just happened to us!" They start
laughing as they follow her into the
Student Center.
When they walk into their
office, the head of the Board yells,
"It's ours again! The posters from
the Dave Binder show! The couch!
The paintings! It really is our
office! Thank you; Clancy, thank
you!"
Amy just looks at them,
wondering who this Clancy fellow
is and why everyone's so happy to
be in the Programming Board
Office. They were all in such a bad
mood earlier today, she thinks. I
wonder what happened?
The Board members just smile
at each other and begin to get the
equipment for the night's show
together.
But while they're packing up
the sound equipment, one of them
notices a folded slip of paper taped
to the box.
Wondering, he opens it.
"Remember, Programming Board,
· no club is a failure that has
friends." And the note's signed,
"From your friend, Clancy, and all
your friends at Wilkes College."

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GllEAT SUMMEll JOBS

ATTENTION:

IN NEW ENGLAND
(,'r,p'° Cod a11d the Island.&lt; of Na11t11d,·t a11d .\f&lt;,,.1/111 's l'i111J'ard

omen interested in becoming
a Wilkes College "Strutter"

Thousands of interesting and varied summer jobs are waiting to be
filled . The acute shortage of seasonal workers has driven pay scales
3ti% higher than wages for similar work elsewhere in the country
For immediate detailed information on the kinds of Jobs being offered.
housi ng availab1l1ty, etc., send a LONG self-addressed STAMPED
envelope to:

Meeting to be held Thursday, Feb. 26
at 11:00 a.m. in SLC 101

If you cannot make the meeting, contact
Mrs. Saracino at Weckesser Annex
ext. 341.

SUMMER JOBS PROGRAM

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Box 594, Room 21
8.Jrnstablc, MA 02630

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Three scholarships
to be awarded
by Karen Natishan
The West Side Kingston
Business and Professional Women's
Club recently announced the
availability
of
two
$300
scholarships to be awarded in April,
1987.
To be considered, candidates
must be full-time sophomore- or
junior-level female students with at
least a 3.0 cumulative grade point
average. The candidates must be
residents of the west side of the
Wyoming Valley and must be able
to document financial
need.
Candidates may represent any
profession or discipline and must be
active in school and or community
projects.
Applications are available in
the Financial Aid Office and are due
by March 16, 1987. Along with
the application, supporting evidence

Attention

of GPA and financial need must
also be submitted.
The Cross Valley Chapter of
the American Business Women's
Association is also awarding one
scholarship to an eligible student.
The amount of the scholarship has
not yet been determined. To be
considered, students must be female
and re,sidents of Luzerne County.
Candidates must be full-time,
seeking a business or professional
career, have financial need, and be
in good scholastic standing.
Applications
for
the
scholarship are available in the
Financial Aid Office and are due by
March 20, 1987.
This scholarship should not be
confused with the one previously
announced in The Beacon since
they are from two different chapters
of the American Business Women•~
Association.

all Nursing Maiors:

Tickets are going fast for the
Nursing/Engineering Dinner Dance!
Tickets can be purchased Wednesday,
February 25, from 11-1 p.m. in SLC Lobby
and from 4:30-6 p.m. in the cafeteria.
The last day to purchase tickets is
Thursday, February 26, from 11-1 p.m.
in SLC Lobby.

If there are any problems or last minute
ticket purchases, stop by the En2ineerin2
Club Room in the basement of Stark or
contact any NS.Q officer.

he "Have a Heart: Help the Homeless" drive is collecting toiletries and personal items to.benefit
e drive concludes today. Donations will be distributed to the homeless by VISION.

Course to explore
death and dying
"Dying Wlth Dignity in a
Technological Society" is the topic
of a course to be offered by the
Wilkes
College
Division of
Continuing
Education
this
semester.
The
course,
offered
in
cooperation with the Visiting
Nurse/Home Health Services and
Family Service Association, will
meet on Tuesdays, March 24 and
31, from 12:30 to 5:30 p.m., in the
conference room of Visiting
Nurse/Home Health Services, 260
Pierce St., Kingston.
· "Dying
With
Dignity"
examines the medical, ethical, and
legal issues associated with lifesustaining treatments in the event
of terminal illness and injury.
Also discussed will be various
existing procedures in dealing with
this topic, and alternatives such as

STAND OUT IN A CROWD-Give Blood!
Today is Blood Donor Day at the Wilkes Gym between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.
Help the Red Cross meet its goal for Wilkes of 200 pints of blood!
Student Government will offer prizes to dorms and organizations whose
members donate blood.

the living
will.
A panel of
experts, representing segments of
the
medical,
religious,
and
educational community, will lead
the discussions.
Panel members include Rev.
Jule Ayers, Pastor Emeritus, First
Presbyterian Church, Wilkes-Barre;
Dr. David Greenwald, Department
Head of Hematology and Oncology,
Wilkes-Barre General Hospital;
Catherine
Pages,
Assistant
Executive Director, Concern for
Dying; Atty. Allen T. Reinshtein;
Rabbi Herbert Rosenblum, Temple

Israel; and
Associate
Professor,
Misericordia.
Coordinator for the
Pauline Friedman, Vice•
Family Service Assoc·
past president and board
Visiting
Nurse/Home
Services.
For further info
course, "Dying With
contact the Wilk~
Division of Continuing
ext. 22S; or Visiting N
Health Services, 283-™1

WCLH

6,000 albums we have.'
He just became in

Continued from p. 1

Kinney is proud of the fact that the station after I~
WCLH is "a completely student-run "Over the summer I hada
station" that broadcasts 144 hours visit a college radio
per week, from 7 a.m. to midnight Tobino said, adding
daily.
seemed as if it
Over sandwiches and potato "interesting to do."
chips, two staff members, Mark
Walton, WCLH's
Tobino and Tom Walton, talked Production Director, c
about how they got involved with programs make it on the
WCLH.
was a disc jockey during
Tobino and Walton host a year, and decided he"
show together ("on Tuesday nights, more involved" with
from 9 to 12," Tobino interjected).
station this year.
Botti Tobino and W
"Neither one of us are
communications majors," Tobino that the birthday party
said. "We're just in it for the fun of idea.
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I.taming Center? This equipment has been there since the end of last semester, and
passers-by have wondered what its purpose is. Just curious ....

• •
aeon surveys op1n1ons
out proposed core

Wilkes to offer
free tax help
If you are concerned about
preparing your 1986 income tax
return, especially in the light of the
new tax laws, and don't know where
to tum, help is on the way.
The Wilkes College School of
Business and Economics will offer
free tax assistance to qualifying
local taxpayers.
Students participating in the
"Volunteer Income Tax Assistance"
(VITA) program will help elderly,
low-income,
and handicapped
individuals prepare their income
taxes at sessions scheduled each
Saturday through April 4, from 10
a.m. to 2 p.m., at Bedford Hall.
The VITA program, now in its
third year at Wilkes, is coordinated
by Cynthia Chisarick, Assistant
Professor
of
Business
and
Economics.
She explained the
reason for the College's continued
involvement with the program,
"For many people, completing an

income tax return is a very difficult
task, especially for those who
cannot afford professional assistance. It is these people who make
the VITA effort worthwhile. We
feel that we are performing an
important service, and our feeling is
proven by the fact that increasing
numbers of people are seeking us
out each year."
The VITA program is open to
low-income, elderly, and handicapped individuals who would like
technical assistance and advice.
Serving as VITA personnel for the
program are students of the School
of Business and Economics who
have qualified by completing
advanced tax courses at the College.
Those who would like to take
advantage of this service are asked
to bring their W-2 forms, 1099
forms if applicable, and I copies of
last year's tax returns. with them to
any of the sessions.

Information offered on
•
•
eng1neer1ng
careers

Students interested in pursuing
But, Morrell said, 'Tm not graduate student in education, finds careers in Engineering will have a
sure I agree with the idea of the proposed core "terrible." She special opportunity to explore
lhe open meetings set up lowering the distribution re- said, "We need to take all the career goals and ways to attain them
I on Monday, February 23, at Wilkes
students and faculty quirements. The reduction of the humanities courses we can.
requirements
will would prefer seeing more emphasis College. On that day, the Wilkes
achance to voice their distribution
about the proposed definitely narrow the scope of the on humanities than on foreign Office of Part Time, Evening, and
languages."
model planned for next 'liberal arts' degree."
Weekend College will remain open
Dean
of
the
School
of
"The · common experience for extended hours, from 4 to 9
1M Beacon conducted an
opinion survey this week Business and Economics Theodore course is very nice," Patterson said, p.m. for guidance and information
students and faculty Engel is "happy with the direction "but I don't think you should take on
careers
in
Engineering.
the core is heading."
time away from the humanities."
Sessions will be held in Sturdevant
"I think it's still in a state of
Although he noted that he Hall, 129 South River Street.
· ns about the proposed
flux,"
Engel
said,
but
he
added
he
missed
the last faculty retreat held
iaried.
Sedor, an accounting feels that the proposed core model about the core, Dr. Richard Sours,
said, "What I've been "will provide people in our area Chairman of the Mathematics/
Computer Science Department,
with what they need."
to at Wilkes is the bare
Berenice D'Vorzon, Associate feels that the proposed core "goes
one should have. The
said she sees counter to a couple of national
t through wouldn't hurt Professor of Art,
Dr.
Kenneth
Klemow,
"both good and bad" in the proposed trends." These trends, he said, Assistant Professor of Biology and
"seem to be asking students to take Environmental Science at Wilkes
think the Freshman model.
"I don't think the proposal . more quantitative classes," such as . College, recently returned from the
sounds like a nice
r added. "It's nice to would stand the way it is," she said, classes in mathematics or computer annual meeting of Sigma Xi, the
freshmen will know how adding, "I hope it's still in the science.
international scientific research
And when questioneq about her society. The three-day meeting,
maneuverability stage. It's on the
~ library 2nd research a
right track, but it's not where it feelings on the proposed core, held in Washington, D.C., marked
communications major Jennifer the 100th anniversary of Sigma Xi.
Morrell, a com- should be yet."
D'Vorzon also noted, "As an Douglas asked a question rather Klemow attended as one of 350
major, also felt that
iumwas an "excellent" old liberal arts product, I feel very than answering. "We're priding delegates representing local clubs
'I've seen it work at major strongly about both the core and ourselves on being a liberal arts and chapters throughout the United
college," she said. "Why are they States and Canada.
. s like Pitt," he said. "It interdisciplinary courses."
But Christine Patterson, a changing it?"
freshmen a definite sense
Klemow
represented
the
se of the College."
Wilkes College chapter of Sigma
Xi, a thirty-member group where he
serves
as
. president-elect.
Internationally, Sigma Xi has a
membership comprised of over
100,000 scientists, physicians,
The Nurse Recruiter, Ms. Perrini, from Lenox Hill Hospital,
engineers, and mathematicians.
The
. centennial
meeting
New York City, will be speaking today from 2-4 p.m.
addressed the theme, "A New
in SLC Room 101.
Agenda for Science," and featured
presentations by internationally
She will speak on preparing for an . interview.
prominent scientists, educators, and
technologists. As a result of issues
This discussion was rescheduled from last Thursday.
raised by these speakers and the

Barbara King, Director of P
Time, Evening, and Weeken
College at Wilkes, will conduct th
career counseling session. She wil
advise all interested students o
programs, faculty, facilities, an
curriculum available at the Wilk
College School of Engineering an
Physical Sciences.
In addition
informational
materials
o
Engineering career preparation wil
be available. All services are fre
of charge.

Klemow represents Wilkes
at Sigma Xi meeting

Attention Nursing M aiors:

membership, Klemow has prepared
a six-page report that summarized
the meeting. He has distributed
this report among local scientists
and science and mathematics
teachers in high schools and
colleges
throughout
Luzerne
County.
A slightly different version of
this report has been accepted for
publication in the June issue of the
Ecological Society of America
Bulletin .
The
report
contains
information that, according to
Klemow,
"will
make
local
scientists and educators more aware
of the concerns of scientists
nationwide. In Luzerne County, we
are blessed with an active group of
scientists and educators who can
play a significant role in solving
many problems that e~ist locally
and throughout the United States.
. Before solving these problems,
however, • scientists and nonscientists must be ~ade aware that
the roblems do exist."

�PAGE SIX

Tutwiler
earns Ph.D

February 19, 1987

Words

How much
should I
leave?
by John Cusatis

by Kim Klimek
Recently a member of the Wilkes College Sociology Department
received his Ph.d. in Anthropology. Dr. Richard Tutwiler is the first
certified anthropologist on the faculty at Wilkes College. The Beacon
recently had a chance to talk to Dr. Tutwiler and get some information
on his accomplishment. .
·

Who's that Anthropology professor at who just recieved
his Doctorate degree?
'
If you guessed correctly--his name is Dr. Richard N. Tutwiler. Dr.
Tutwiler recieved his Ph. D in Cultural Anthropology on Friday,
February 6, from the State University of New York in Binghamton.

exactly is anthropology?--According to
Webster's
Dictionary, anthropology is the study of man, including all aspects of
his evolution--both physical and social. Professor Tutwiler also
describes it as "understanding human social behavior and cognition."
What

Why would anyone pursue anthropology as a career?

"I'm
interested in people and other cultures," says Tutwiler. When Tutwiler
was an undergraduate at Macalester between 1970-1972, he enrolled in
an overseas study program at the American University of Cairo in
Egypt.
It was at this time that he became very interested in the countries
of the Middle East. He chose to do his study there because he liked the
people, the climate and the historical aura of the region. Tutwiler said ·
that history "is just staring you in the face there."
After graduating from college, he traveled to many countries in the
Middle East and lived in Yeman Arab Republic for four years while
doing his dissertation research. Tutwiler's dissertation is on social clas
formation. He has also worked on development projects such
regional planning, domestic water supplies, and agricultural projects.

What does Tutwiler recommend to students thinking o
pursuing their Ph. J;&gt; and how does he thiks Wilkes ca
help them prepare?--He says "You shouldn't go after somethin
unless you're really interested in the subject."
Tutwiler said he likes Wilkes because "It's a small liberal
school and it gives students a good background in a variety of subjects.'
He said that there is close interaction between teachers and students, a
aspect that may be lost at larger schools. For example, many studen
watch videotapes of lectures and never meet their professors. Another
reason he likes Wilkes is because of the international emphasis place
on education.

What about studying abroad? Tutwiler said that in this past year,
Wilkes developed a study abroad program. About six people have
applied and are planning to go abroad next year.
In addition to being an anthropologist and the Study Abroa
Program Coorinator, Tutwiler is also the International Studies advisor.
He is leaving February 27th for a short trip to Europe. Afterwards, h
will be Visiting Professor of Anthropology at the University of Uta
until the fall, when he returns to Wilkes.

I bought an interesting item
this week at Walden's Bookstore--a
15 percent tip table. It's a small
card designed to assist diners in
leaving a tip that meets the rigid
.standard of propriety. If the diner's
bill is $2.00,
for instance, he
consults the card and drops 30 cents
on the counter, and so it goes.
I paid 79 cents for this
indispensible God-send and then I
tipped the manager 15 cents. She
fussed a little and informed me that
you don't tip bookstore workers;
nor do you tip bar owners or hair
, dressers who own their own shops.
I added this information as an
appendix to my new gratuity gauge.
Doesn't imposing such criteria
render the gratuity somewhat less
gratuitous?
Tipping becomes a
mathematical
assessmen~
and
generosity is replaced by judgement-was she worth the full 15 percent?
I've already caught myself dumping
a pile of change on a counter and
then pulling back a few dimes
because my bill was very small.
Man is conditioned to fear
being ripped off.
This is a
restrictive paranoia that should be
overcome. Consider the relative
value of those few dimes. My

The Manuscript
Society
is accepting
submissions of
poetry, prose, and
artwork for possible
publication in
Manuscript, the
annual Wilkes college
literary/art
magazine.
Submissions can be
dropped off at our
office, 3rd floor of
the Student Center.
For more information,
call ext. 319.
SUBMIT SOON-DEADLINE IS MARCH
5!!!!!!

money is worth far less in · the
Holiday Inn than in Chick's Place.
Yet, consequently, I'm required to
leave a bigger tip at the Holiday
Inn. It's a shame, too, because
Chick is such a.nice guy.
The French philosopher, JeanPaul Sartre proposed that life itself
is gratuitous, and any decision
based on an externally imposed
value scale is a restriction of one's
freedom. In other words, life is not
something we order from the Sear's
Wish Book. It is more of a gift
that arrives without instructions.
But try to tell that to the old guy at
Franklin's who didn't get cole slaw
with his Alpiner.
A waitress and bartender serve
as facilitators, and this is the reason
we tip them. If they are friendly
and accessible, they deserve a bigger
tip. Incompetance should not be
mistaken for malice. But you may
want to be less generous if your
waitress is miserable. A pleasant
waitress deserves a good tip even
for a cup of coffee--tip tables aside.
Woody Guthrie told of Pretty
Boy Floyd, who after begging a
meal, left a thousand dollar bill
under his napkin.
Pretty Boy
understood the relative value of
money and the function of gratuity.

Thursday,
8:15
Dorothy Die
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the cello-pian

Enzo
and
Herbert Gar
with guest artists
Congleton
Jeannette Ga
will present a co
chamber music
works by Ma
Brahms, Mende
and Mozart
The perfroma
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Comedy Laff-off
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the only animals on the
earth that enjoy
another. In fact, they
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bestowed a Valentine's Day
The laughs con·
audience with a rare treat this funnyman Billiam, "Yes,
weekend.
It is not often that real name," Corone!L He
Wilkes gets to see a true stand-up everything from GrapeN
comedian. At the Great American Krishnas. (They are truly a
Laff-off on Saturday, a Wilkes not just a club!)
audience got to see not one, but ·
Coronell's funniest
two stand-ups. Bill Rutkuski was came out, though, when bo
the opening act for globetrotting the audience. He
funnyman Billiam (that's right students, our dogs, our
Billiam with a B) Coronell.
even our religions IO
For an opening act Rµtkuski's show along.
material was very funny. He had
So if you missro
many humorous routines, including . because you wanted IO
ones dealing with religion, horror and cuddle with your
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The Pennsylvania Omicron
Chapter of Pi Kappa Delta, the
National Forensic Society, in
conjunction with the Pennsylvania
Chapters of the Women's Christian
Temperance Union are sponsoring a
campus-wide oratory contest. The
topic is "The Abuse of Alcohol,"
and the contest is open to all
undergraduate students at Wilkes
College.
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increasing amount of drinking
among youth, as well as adults, and

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rnany problems are created by this
social evil. To bring attention to
these problems, the public speakers
· of Wilkes College, as a community
service, have agreed to sponsor this
oratorical contest.
Interested participants should

put their original speeches on audio
tape. These tapes will be presented
to a committee of faculty and
community leaders. The members
of the committee will act as critic
judges. Cash prizes will be awatded
to the top three winners. The first place winner will also be asked to
compete in the state competition
for additional cash awards.
The deadline for submission of
a taped speech is noon on Tuesday,
March 3. The contest headquarters
are located in Capin Hall, room 34.
Further information and audio tapes
can be obtained from Dr. Bradford
Kinney or any member of Pi Kappa
Delta. There is no entry fee and all
students are encouraged to participate.

A different perspective
The History of the
Ing Valley lecture
series continues on
ruary 28, at 8 p.m.
with a lecture by Dr.
latte Lord entitled
Arts and Culture of
Wyoming Valley."
lecture provides an
of the history of
cultural growth of
area spanning the ·
between pioneer
to the present. The
re is open the the
, free of charge at
Dorothy Dickson
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panning ahead, the
Installment will be
on March 7, with a
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College!!

Cramming as
an art form
by Ann Calkins
Women are "crammers." Did you know that? YEP!! We can cram
anything and everything into the time that we have available. Imagine
time being the contents of a suitcase--it would take ten women to sit on
the suitcase to get it closed, struggling hard to close the locks. Once
closed, it would strain at the seams threatening to burst, flinging the
contents all over.
·
When I first heard the phrase "crammed," I, along with 230 other
women nodded our heads and laughed as we agreed with Carol Price,
presentor of "Power Communication Skills for Women." She, too, was
a crammer of the first degree. I know many women who cram and I
probably should use one of them as an example. However, -since I
consider myself an excellent crammer, I will give all of you a lesson in
what "cramming" really means.
My day starts at 6:45 a.m. and usually ends at 12:30 a.m. the next
day, sometimes even later (or earlier depending on how you look at it).
The normal routine in the morning includes chasing my three cats
around the apartment, trying to herd them down into the basement.
They tend to chase each other up the drapes and across the furniture with
little regard for my prized possessions if allowed to languish upstairs in
my absence. They always know when it is time for me to leave no
matter how sneaky I am about the whole thing, and they will take off in
different directions.
,
Fifteen minutes later with a fair amount of cat hair on my clothes,
they are captured and the basement door closed. Luckily, a few quick
moments with the most marvelous invention--a clothes brush made
·from sticky paper--gets rid of the cat hair. Then it's off to work until
4:30 p.m. On my lunch hour, I take care of errands--going to the bank,
to the shoe repair shop, paying bills, and shopping (my favorite
pasttime). Sometimes I even eat lunch!
After work I go to swim and work out! And no, I'm not crazy--1
love exercise. Two nights a -week I have a night class, three nights a
week.I work part-time, usually getting home after midnight One day a
week I squeeze skiing (during the winter) and horseback riding (in the
summertime) into my busy schedule. There is time for a class,
newspaper articles, and a newsletter for the Non-traditional students once
a month. I also visit with my children, belong to the "Women's
Network of Wyoming Valley," and the Sociology Club on campus.
Studying for class is a must too and I clean my apartment, do laundry,
cook meals and water my plants.
Somehow I discovered that a corner in my "suitcase" was empty-good golly--what can I stuff in there? Ah, just the thing--some
alterations need doing. Oh, my, what have we here? Someone needs to
have a wedding gown made--just the ticket for that empty space! Have I
forgotten anything? I hope not, after reviewing the list above, I'm
exhausted and need a vacation. That's another story! Oh, by the way,
did I mention that I'm getting a puppy? No, I'm not kidding. I really
am getting one. You see, I like to walk, too, and I need company!

PAGE SEVEN

Leo--one great
·w eekend!
Aries--What is the matter with you?
Your
strange change in personality has been making
those around you uncomfortable. Lighten up or
people are going to think you have been taking
certain illegal foreign substances into your body.

Taurus--What a crank you have been the past
few weeks!
You have been wounding those
close to you with your sharp words.
Gemini--Stop thinking that the world has
deserted you! Feeling sorry for yourself will not
help you get through your problems--sheer
strength and willpower will! Someday you'll look
back on all of this and laugh.
Cancer--You will find the man or woman of
your dreams in the place you'd least expect.
Keep your eyes and mind open and you'll be
quite surprised at the results!
Leo--This is going to be one hell of a weekend.
Not only will you have more fun than you've had
in a long time, academic success is also in the
cards for you when you return from break.
Virgo--A trip that takes you away from home will
prove to be just what you need to get your life
back on track. New experiences will teach you
more than you could ever learn at Wilkes.

Libra--Lock the doors, close all the windows,
and hide in the basement. There could be some
trouble for you in the near future. Remain calm
and things should work out fine.
Blow your
stack, though, and you're in for it!
Scorpio--This week has been sheer hell. Sit
back, relax, and be glad that you came through it
with flying colors. Next week, blow off some
_classes and give yourself a much-needed break.
Sagittarius--A friend will be solving all of his or
her problems soon, thanks to you. Maybe you
should scrap all your future plans and take up a
career in psychology. How about it?
Capricorn-Now that your social and romantic
life is picking up, caution is crucial. Try to keep
your mind on your studies, regardless of how
hard it may be.
Aquarius--Get a real job! We've heard all the
excuses--too much homework, not enough time-but taking on a . little more responsiblilty is
necessary.
Pisces--Go out and actively look for a new mate
this weekend. You need a change and a change
in partners will be just the thing for a lagging
ego.

�PAGEEIGHf

February 19, 1987

The video boom

"We have VHS and
Beta!"
by Bill Conway
Lately, the country has been
saturated with video sales and
rentals. Everywhere you look someone is renting pre-recorded movies.
It has reached the point where· you
can't escape a movie rental outlet
Just last week when I was
purchasing some aspirin at a local
drug store, the clerk behind the
counter asked me if I was interested
in joining the store's video club.
If that wasn't enough, while
browsing through the aisles of my
favorite supermarket, I was shocked
to see a video -rental display right
next to the fresh fruit.
Supermarkets and drug stores are not the
only places bitten by the video bug;
it's happened in department stores,
comer stores, and even clothing
stores. One day I'm afraid I'll wake
up and the day will go something
like this.
It's two-thirty and time to head
out for my annual check-up at the
dentist's. Arriving at the dentist's
office, I'm hesitant about walking
into the waiting room.
I first
notice all the somber faces of the
worried patients and sudden anxiety
hits my body like a hunk of Jell-O
hitting a cold linoleum floor.

I move to find a seat and decide
to sit myself down next to an old
lady who came to get her dentures
adjusted, or so she tells me.
Nervously, I leaf through the pages
of People magazine and Bicuspid
Annual. My thoughts are not on
the pages, but on what horror is
awaiting me in the dentist's chair.
It is then that I notice a sign above
the door to the office it reads, "WE
HAVE VHS AND BETA." Thinking nothing of it, I proceed to read.
"Mr. Conway, you're next,"
awakens me from my intent reading
of Boy's Life . It is then I know
my time has come.
Sitting in the chair and awaiting the clammy touch of the
dentist, I again notice another sign
that reads, "VHS AND BETA."
The dentist looks into my mouth
and much to my surprise says,
"Well, Bill, I don't see any problems. I recommend only a cleaning."
Thankfully, making an appointment for my cleaning is all I
have left to do. While the receptionist is filling out my appointment card, another girl hands me a
coupon. I ask her what it is for and
she tells me that I am entitled to a
free movie rental, either VHS or

Beta.
She goes on to say with the
recent fluoridation of the water the
dentist was haviri'g
hard time
making ends meet so he decided to
rent movies.
I look over the
coupon and notice that for a
cleaning you would receive a free
rental of Jaws and for a regular
check-up, a documentary, narrarted
by Robin Leach, entitled Your
Incisors and You. He's out of his
mind, I think, and run out of the
office.
I proceed to the parking lot,
jump into my car and drive off.
Halfway home, I notice that my gas
tank is a little on the empty side,
so I pull into the friendly neighborhood gas station. The attendant
comes over and asks if I would like
to rent a movie from their VHS
catalog. Angrily I reply, "No, all I
want is some gas!"
While waiting for my tank to
fill, I notice a small church across
the street that has a sign hanging
above the doors. Squinting to read
it, I was horror striken. There in
red letters was "VHS ONLY, ALL
RATINGS." I ask the gas station
attendent if that was serious. He
says, "Yes, and today's special is
three sins or less gets you a free
copy of The Ten Commandments."

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PERSONAL CLASSIFIEDS

My Psych 232 Buddy-Do you really judge your men by
their underwear? Tell me, does it
Jim-Rodriguez-work?
Careful! One of your friends is I heard you have no ~ so you
Strictly personality
about to kidnap you and take you to had to make peanut butter cookies!
When
did
you
bake
them-Niagara Falls. She wants to be
Joe-SATURDAY NIGHT?
spontaneous. You've been warned!
So. . .where is the BEEF? I've
-?heard of pick-ups in the Woods, but
come one!!
Guido-Feeling mad? That makes me sad!
It won't be bad--if you get a new Punkin (aka Jim)-Are you sure mom's the only one
roommate. Talk to me!
who calls you that? (hee, hee!) I
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Feb. 25-27
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noon, WCLH will be airing the
latest in world, state, and local
news, as well as the complete
weather report and special features.
The actual newscast will last
fifteen minutes and will be entirely
student produced. The news director
is Chris Bolcarovic who is also the
station's
general
manager.
Members of the news team include
Jim Evelock, Rebecca Dymond, and
Kim Cooper.

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pretty
puzzled guy
by Lee Morrell
You know, there are some
things in this world that downright
puzzle me. Modem technology can
put a man on the moon, but I doubt
that it will ever be able to solve
these enigmas in my lifetime.
First of all, did you ever notice
that when you watch a VCR
somewhere besides your own home,
whoever is showing the film does
not set the clock. After about half
the movie, it gets a little annoying
watching that clock flash 12:00
a.m. constantly.
Another thing that puzzles me-why does Channel 28 (WBRE) still
show The Ted Knight Show ? I
understand that Ted Knight is dead
and that we should show a little
respect for him, but this show is
terrible. It is not funny. It is
corny, stupid, and absolutely fake.
Let's be real, how can a man Henry
Rush s age father a ~aby? And
whatever happe~ed to ~1s daughters?
I suggest the wnters kill Munro and
bring back the daughters--preferably
the blonde one.
Another puzzler is All-Star
games. Now don't get me wrong, I
1

love sports as much as, if
than, most people. S
an athlete's ability in a
match, though, is almost
professional wrestling.
was the "NBA All-Star
It kicked off Saturday
"American
Airlines
Shootout,"
and the
Slamdunk Contest," both
on WTBS. The piece-de•
was WTBS's "Slam

Finally, there are
puzzlers. First, why docs
always look blue from
matter what is on the sc
blue? Why not mauve?
why, no matter how
replace the top, does a
bottle of soda always k&amp;
almost immediately?
is it that regardless of w
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rug abuse plagues campuses

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! It's finally Thursday.
!here, everyone, it's almost
rm sure it would be safe to
dlat by tomorrow nearly
around campus ¥Mll want
a little and enjoy their
After all, doesn't every
entin America deserve a
their weekly routine and
of studying?
does the average Wilkes
plan to spend this long
. Maybe he'll go out with
· ds, either on or off
There may even be a few
weekend. Sounds good,
it, let's not forget the
Go ahead, enjoy yourself!
kw drinks or maybe even
t with a drug you've
ncurious about It feels
't it? After all, there is
wrong with having a good
? Well, the fact is that
nothing wrong at all-goes too far. It is all
be sociable but it is an
different matter when you
depend on drugs or alcohol
agood time.
RJre that no one realizes
large problem drug abuse
our campus. Three of the
g related problems on
throughout the nation are
use, cocaine use, and
consumption.
·ng to statistics, daily
marijuana in high school
get to college bcause of
self-selection process
to
poor
academic
e and the loss of selfOf students attending
over 5% are daily

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literally become an epidemic. It is
no longer considered the "rich man's
habit." It can be found on nearly
every college campus.
The third type of abuse is the
most widespread, and the one least
thought of as a threat. Alcohol is
the drug most abused on campuses
throughout the n2.tion.
In the
average student's mind, however,
alcohol is not a drug. It is just
something that you use to have a
good timP,. It is a drug, however,
an d has all of the dan gers of any
other drug. Tnis problem is most
evident right here on the Wilkes
College Campus and can be clearly
seen bY taking a walk throug h any
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drugs? There are a variety of
reasons ranging from using drugs in
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to Usm
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relationships
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This distortion of priorities is what
makes cocaine so potentially
damaging. According to the Mental
Health Newsletter, "taking cociane
stimulates taking more cocaine."
Alcohol's addictive properties
stem from its ability to produce a
tolerance,
so that increasing
amounts of the drug are needed to
produce the same . effects. This
addiction
may
lead
to
physiological withdraw! which is
characterized by tremors and
convulsions when that drug is taker
away.
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because someone is dissatisfied
with
family
or
personal
relationships, or even to alleviate
the sting of academic failure. Even
experiemntation is a valid reason
for
using
drugs.
According to Mark Sowcik of
Campus Counselling Services,
people begin to abuse drugs when
they are used in a social setting.
For example, people may have a
few drinks or a little cocaine before
going to a party to get in a good
mood. After a prolonged period of
time, that person may get to depend
on those few drinks or that snort to
function. This is one of the first
signs of serious addiction.
Each type of drug produces a
different effect--a different "high"
that contributes to their addictive
nature.
Cocaine stimulates the
brain's "reward centers" andprovides
a euphoric feeling that a user will
want to reproduce over and over

Along with the "pleasant"
effect of these drugs come physical
problems that make prolonged use
of them quite dangerous. Alcohol,
for instance, is extremely toxic to
the stomach, liver, brain, pancreas,
and other vital ,organs. Marijuana
has toxic effects on the lungs and
causes
hormonal
changes.
Cocaine use may cause
epileptic seizures, heart attacks,
irregular heart beats, stroke, and
even death. After a prolonged
period of time, cocaine produces a
"binding" effect on the brain. The
binding effect is an increased
senstivity to the drug following
repeated use.
This produces a
greater high from a smaller quantity
of the drug. This can eventually
lead to highly distorted perceptions
and paranoia.
The psychological effects are
even more damaging.
Young
adulthood is, a time of learning to
deal with life's difficulties and
working through the normal stages
of life. If coping mechanisms are
not acquired and a method of
managing stress is not developed, a
real problem has the potential to
begin.
Long periods of intoxication
with any drug will produce an
inability to learn that may never be
made up.
Yes, drugs produce a positive
and confident feeling for a while,
but it is followed by a more
intense letdown.
Drugs may
postpone problems, but they do
not make the problems disappear.
So, the next time you decide to
"have a good time," --before you
take that next drink, do that next

by Lorri Steinbacher
Yes, folks,'that's right, yet another show has been arranged for your enjoyment: This time, it is another
installment of the No RSVP Coffeehouse Series. Featured in this installment, on Friday, February 27, at 7:30
p.m., is performer Dave Rudolf.
Rudolf has opened for such notable acts as Cheech and Chong, Little River Band, and Sha Na Na. He has
also plays at festivals, parks, and showcase clubs. He has released five albums and has two more due to be
released.
His show mixes a variety of music--from serious ballads to humorous tunes--and sharp one liners to
complement a unique interaction with his audience. He is able to effectively cover serious music, yet is still able
to pull off a laugh with his funny little ditties.
Perhaps what will distinguish this show from past coffeehouses is that the main act will have an opening
act to warm-up the audience. This is not just any opening act, however. Jeff Eline, a student here at Wilkes
College, will be priming the audience for the evening of intense fun and music with Dave Rudolf.
Not only will this performance give the audience a chance to see a first-class performer in action; it will
provide the audience with a ·glimpse of the talent present right here on its own campus. This is the last
coffeehouse of this semester so come on out and make it the best one!

�PAGE TEN

ebruary 19, 1987

Candidates d~scenrl on
campuses nationwide
(CPS) -- Jesse Jackson just
spoke at Stanford. This month,
Mario Cuomo is lecturing at
Tulane and, after scheduling an
appearance at. Duke, shamed Gary
Hart into keeping a date there, too.
Hart, meanwhile, is teaching at
Florida. Bob Dole last week spoke
at Oklahoma Jack Kemp has been
lecturing frequently at colleges
during the last two years.
Real and imagined presidential
aspirants, in short, are showing up
on campuses with increased
regularity now as they scramble to
attract students to work on their
1988 campaigns.
And so far, various observers
say, the Republicans are doing
much better at •it.
"There is no better group (than
college students) to involve in
elections," says Dave Minor,
national chairman of the College
Republicans and a senior at
Campbell University in North
Carolina.
"We can supply so much
energy to a candidate's campaign,"
adds Minor, who worked with
Campaign
Management,
a
consulting firm that ran Ronald
Reagan's 1984 campaign in North
Carolina "Students work long and
hard hours."
They also usually work for

free.

Getting good volunteer help
can make or break campaigns in
some areas. "We will need door-todoor campaigning," notes Mark
Berry of Kemp's exploratory
committee in Washington,- D.C.
"A campaign is pretty laborintensive."
Seven candidates thus far have
asked the College Republican
National Committee -- an official
Republican Party arm -- to help
organize fundraisers.
Kemp, a congressman from
New York, has used the group most
often. Most recently, he had the
Southern Cal College Republicans
host a Los Angeles fundraiser for
him.
To date, national spokesman
David Hirschmann says, the
College Republicans -- which like
the Young Democrats doesn't favor

any of the party contenders during
the nommation process -- has raised
money for Kemp, Alexander Haig,
evangelist P'at Robertson, Bob Dole
and George Bush.
In contrast to the College
Republicans' 980 "active chapters,"
the Young Democrats have been
relatively invisible thus far in the
campaign.
"They just have more money, '
explains
Young
Democrats
President Marie Prezioso, whose
group, she adds, gets by on about
$12,500 a year.
The Republicans National
Committee,
though,
gives
$200,000 a year to its youth
groups,
reports
College
Republicans Executive Director
Dennis Kilcoyne.
With the money, the College
Republicans do things like hold
"three-day weekend training courses
for young political leaders,"
Herschmann says, teaching them
"how to recruit and maintain
membership, how to handle press
relations and the issues. They need
to target, identify, register (voters)
and provide absentee ballots."
Kilcoyne says he's always
heard "campus Dems moaning and
groaning about how they get no
support from their party." Their
national group "doesn't even have
its own office space, and they have
to share a computer."
"We get much more respect
(from senior party members) here,"
says Kilcoyne. "We've proved our
worth."
Democratic candidates, in fact,
are not only ignoring the Young
Dems, they're barely approaching
any kind of student groups for
support.
Although Hart and Cuomo
have made frequent campus stops,
only Jackson's Rainbow Coalition - which generated Kennedy-like
excitement on Southern campuses
in 1984 -- admits to making a
concerted effort to attract student
support and volunteers.
Jackson, says aid Craig Kirby,
plans to speak at "about 20 more
colleges and universities" in the
coming months.
Moreover, the
Rainbow Coalition is trying to

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establish ties to campus antiapartheid, nuclear freeze and antidrug groups.
A
Cuomo
spokesman,
!1owever, says the New York
governor isn't making any formal
campus contacts, and won't unless
he officially declares his candidacy.
And though Hart has stopped
at scores of campu,ses during the
last four years, Dave Purdy, his
campaign's volunteer coordinator,
disdains mounting any concerted
hunt for help among students.
"We havn't had the need to and
don't foresee ever having to go to
campuses and recruit," he says.
On the other hand, Berry of
Kemp's campaign reports "we're
doing more recruiting on campuses,
not
necessarily
College
Republicans. College Republicans
will be our entre, but not our only
source (of support and recruits).
We also draw from Christian
organizations, things along that
line."
Still, the Democrats are
operating on campuses.
Despite Purdy's denial, a
spokeswoman at Hart's newl:r
opened headquarters in Denver says
her campaign sent recruiting letters
to political science departments at
area colleges, and netted 10
volunteers.
"We're in constant touch with
Gary Hart's office in Denver," adds
Jeff Stephens of the Young
Democrats chapter in nearby
Boulder. "And we have a Students
with Hart organization already set
up. We'll get him up here once or
twice this semester."
He
figures
his
party's
candidates will accelerate their
campus efforts as the campaign
heats up. "People get sick of too
much early contact," he points out.
Stephens thinks the national
Young Democrats organization may
even revive as the election
approaches, especially if it can
shake an "interest in procedural
matters and the trivial" that
prompted Stephens to divorce his
chapter from the national group in
1986.

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9. Housemartins ............................................Happy
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administrative position.
The
second is that he will take a
sabbatical, which he has never had,
and return to teaching, perhaps at
Wilkes. Hartdagen said he saw a
return to teaching as an "attractive
option."
According
to
President
Breiseth, a national search will be
conducted to locate a new vicepresident for Academic Affairs.
"We may have to have an
acting person this summer,"
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overtake the always pesky Royals.
In the scoring department,
Wilkes was led by Marc Graves
with 25 points. Next was Shawn
Miller with 13; Jim Nolan, 10; and
Jeff Steeber, 10.
On Saturday, at home in the
Wilkes gym, the Colonels came
out on top in a high scoring contest
against MAC foe, FDU-Madison
by a 100-96 score.
Senior Shawn Miller, playing
in his last home game, pumped in a
career high 35 points to pace the
Colonels. Miller also added 10
assists and 6 rebounds. Jim Nolan
and Jeff Steeber each chipped in 22
points.
Coach Rainey and his squad
have two games remaining on their
schedule
this season. Next
Wednesday they will face the
Cougars of College Misericordia.
Next Saturday, the men will travel
to Juniata for their last game of the
season.

s College men's
suffered a tough
y at the hands of
niversity Royals.
evised locally.
jumped out to a
mainly to almost
from the field. The
many as 19 points
hen they were up
-28.
Colonels, however came
blftime as if someone had
on fire. They quickly
lhe 19 point deficit down

ilkes competes
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schools
participating
in4:lude Leah Kulikowski 2nd overall
2nd race - Jan. 29, 1987
Montclair and the University of
· (make-up race)
Scranton.
Jim Ditosto
3rd.overall
Bob
Desaye
6th overall
Wilkes is currently in second
place in the team standings. The
Colonels have 8 team points to Leah Kulikowski 1st overall
Scranton's 9. The first three Debbie DeCesare 2nd overall
individual place winners in each
3rd race- Feb. 5th, 1987
race recieve medals.
Bob Desaye
4th overall
About twenty five men and Jim Ditosta
6th overall
eight women have been an active Ed Nowiki
8th overall

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is now competing for the part of the very first ski race team Debbie DeCesare 4th overall
&amp;stem College Cup. The at Wilkes College. Several of these
4th race- Feb. 12, 1987
nw;ed in four races to date have
been very successful. . Jim Ditosta
3rd overall
fl
compete in one more, Following is a list of the individual Bob Desaye
5th overall
oofore racing for the place winners for the Colonels;
Tom Prinzo · ·
6th overall
ip on ~eb. 26th.
Jst race - Jan. 29, 1987
event was originated by Jim Ditosto
3rd overall
The competition is ~eld every
club at East Stroudsburg Bob Desaye
6th overall
Thursday at Montage. Watch The
· . Along with East
Beacon for complete coverage of I
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8-4 .
7-5
7-5
7-5
5-7
4-8
2-10
1-11

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Devils win improves their
md to an amazing 34-2.
l8Cr games:
a rematch of last year's
game, the Low Riders
Iii from a 2 goal deficit to
3.3 tie with last year's
drJaguars.
the battle of the
1be Gobots and the N.J.

I
Hurricanes squared off against one
another. The Gobots came awa}
with a 3-2 win, their flfSt of the
year. The Hurricanes earned their
first goal of the year.
-Finally, the Puckheads of 391
captured their first win of the
season with a 7-3 victory over the
Flemsters.
The games scheduled for this

Thursday night are as follows;
9:15
U.S.~~~s. the Jaguars
S.K.U.M. vs. Victim Boys
l0: 45 vs. Puckheads
Terminators
ll:30
Gobots vs. S.F. Bay Bombers

10-2
9-3
7-5
7-5
6-6
5-7
5-1
f1
4-8
2-I0

Tim Wheeler
Tom Walton
Howie Knorr
Jeff Morton
Mike Havrilla

264,617
210,596
205,562
204,537
201
200,536

Joyce Dait
Crystal Coy
Jill Mcguire

198,489
176,458
175

Len Witczak

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Four Horsemen
Return of the
Boneheads
WAS.
Miller Lite All-Stars
O.M. Tall Boys
G-Spots
TeamBanz.ai
The Underdogs
Broad St Bullica

Wilkes comeback was
by a tenacious defense
DOI only held Scranton
for the opening minutes
, but didn't even let them
off.
held tough and came
duce points on numerous
High games and series are u
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This week's bowling results
are in and the Grim R ~ and
Hally Pakk. aic each leading their
divisions with 10-2 records.
Len Witczak WU the top
bowltt among the men, while
Joyce Dait gained top honors for
the ladies.
The complete results arc as
follows;

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by Lee S. Morrell

Heartiest ofkudo's to Howie Knorr, this wee.ks trivia master. He
was the flfSt to correctly answer last weeks questions. He correctly
·stated fonner Flyer goalie Pelle Lindbergh's pre-Flyer claim to fame
~as that he was the goalie on the Swedish National team that played
10 the 1980 Winter Olympics. Incidentally, he was the only goalie
not to lose to the U.S. team (he managed a 2-2 tie in their f1TSt
meeting). The first Americain team sip champagne from the Stanley
Cup was the New York Rangers.
With baseball all over the news; trades, a possible local minor
league club, and the Phillies &lt;:af&lt;lvan coming to town, this weelc we
will ask some baseball trivia.
QUESTION# 1
Who was the first black player in the Americain League? ( mNT: It
wasn't Jackie Robinson.)
QUESTION#2
Which two members of the Oakland A's won the Americain League
MVP award in the 1970's? (HINT: Both were recently resigned by
the A's.)

Again, last week's correct answers were in our hands within a
few ho~ after The Beacon hit the newsstand, so be here early. ''The
early bird gets the worm"- Big Bird. In this case we have $5.00
instead of a worm. Remember, we are on the third floor of the S.U.B.
or at ext 379.

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�Wilkes College

Volume XXXIX
No.16
February 19, 1987

Wilkes-Barre, PA
18766

······.Co Ione}········ Grapplers have
of the week winning week
by Jim Pyrah
After suffering two setbacks in
last week's quad meet at Army, the
Colonel matmen staged a sparkling
comeback this week.
Wille.es managed three victories
this past week. They outscored their
opponents, 126 to 13.
The first win of the week was
against the Warriors of Lycoming.
Wilkes was flawless in recording a
49-0 shutout .
Brian Bauer started things off
with a technical fall over Brian
Maw. Maw was 19-3 in dual meet
competition going into the match.
Andre Miller also contributed a
technical fall as he upped his
spotless dual meet record.
The Colonels got pins out of
Gary Sanchez, Joe Ianuzzi, and hwt.
Steve Schannauer. Schannauer

ela Wolfe

Shawn Miller
Angela Wolf

pinned previously unbeaten Milce
Gilmore.
In their second win of the
week, Wilkes downed Franklin &amp;
Marshall, 39-6. Dennis Mejias
scored the only pin of the day. Marc
Palanchi came up with a technical
fall.
Ron Miller continued his win
streak with a major decision and
Craig Rome followed suit with a
major decision of his own.
The Colonels added the final
notch of their winning week with a
powerful showing against East
Stroudsburg. Wilkes came up with
their 18th dual me.et win of the
season with a 38-7 against the
Warriors.
Joe Ianuzzi and Marc Palanchi
each scored a pin in the winning
cause. Craig Rome came thr~gh

with a superior decision
Richards had a technical
Wille.es is currendy
dual meet competition.
remain on the grapple,s
they will host Hofstra oo
Kutztown next Wednesday
travel to Cornell to fi

season
Willc.es has several ·
who will be highly
into the EIWA C
Tournament at Prince«n
them are Senior Andll
Junior Dennis Mejia.\
Ron Miller, Junior Craig
Senior Gary Sanchez.
is scheduled to get un
March 6th. Nationals
Tuesday, March 21st
Watch The BeacOII
complete results.

Devils
Women have
build
dynas
ups and downs

lege don1
dents aJi
y spaces.
, the C
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by Matt Ryan

by Jim Pyrah
The
Wilkes
women's
basketball team, under the direction
of first year mentor Jodi Kest, had
their ups and downs this past week.
They picked up one win, but lost
two games to bring their overall
record to 9-12. They are 4-6 in
MAC competition.
The ladies opened the week
with a frustrating loss to
Susquehanna University. Wille.es led
at the half, 25-23. The
Lady
Crusaders poured it on in the second
half, however, and downed the Lady
Colonels, 65-54.
The Kennedy sisters combined
for 27 points in that contest.
Melissa the Wilkes attack with 17
while sister Maureen added 10.
Center Angela Wolfe had 12 points
in the contest.

Wille.es · scored their only
victory of the week when they
played host to Juniata last Saturday.
Angela Wolfe took center stage as
she poured in 24 points in the the
win. Maureen Kennedy added 17 and
Diana Smith and Melissa Kennedy
both chipped in 11.
Elizabethtown continued their
chokehold on the Middle Atlantic
Conference. They upped their record
to a perfect 7-0 with a 83-66 win
over Wille.es.
The Colonels recieved another
fine performance from Freshman
Angela Wolfe. She tossed in 20
points to lead the ladies. Melissa
Kennedy added 10 points in the
losing effort.
The woman will close out
their season tonight at Dickinson
College.

On Tuesday
defending champion De
Muddy Helmets put their
6-0 records on the line
another in front of a
College gymnasium.
The result, Devils
Helmets b.' Devil
proved himself to be ~
as he contributed a hll
goals.
Tobino's three goal
aided by Bill Hankin
Ryan. They each hoo ~
Superb goaltendinf
Ron DeLay of the
Muddy Helmet Andy
the fans, as well as ~
their toes.
Goals for the M
were scored by Gary
"Sporty" Dom Bair.
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Thursday
to
collect student
donations.
all know about the Red
Faculty and staff donations
drives. Food drives are will be coilected by volunteers in
•hts for most of us, too, several campus buildings.
lhey seem to appear most
These items will be distributed
Thanksgiving or Christ- to the needy through a local shelter
run by VISION (Volunteers in
bowmany of us have ever Service i Our Neighborhood).
another kind of campaign
"We've developed some steady
poor and homeless--a sources of food ," Vento explained,
asks for donations of "but the people [in the shelter] have
, shampoo, and tooth- spent sometimes days or weeks
without being able to clean up."
week, Wilkes College
He added, "If they want to be
an opportunity to help able to go for a job, they have to be
y with donations of clean."
and other personal items
In a shelter, Vento said, "it's
ve a Heart: Help the so hard to have any little bit of
' campaign.
digni ty." Being able to shave and
mg to Tony Vento, wash, what Vento called "the small
minister for St. Mary's things we take for granted," can
Catholic Church ancf give the homeless this dignity.
liason to Wilkes College,
Vento stressed that this is a
items that the homeless "volunteer effort" because the
ude soap, brushes and shelter can't afford to buy these
~lhbrushes and tooth- items for t.'1e homeless.
rs, deodorant, and new
Along with Vento, Dr. Susan
, 1-shirts, and socks.
Behuniak-Long, and Dr. Michael
tion boxes will be Garr, the Sociology Club, the
dropsites in SLC Lobby Political Awareness Committee,
cafeteria. Members of the History/Political Science Club,
s organizations will Circle K, and the Nursing Student
from 11 a.m. to 1 Organization will participate in this
Monday through drive to aid area homeless.

Leaping for the finish line, members of a Winter Weekend team participate in the triple jump as part of last
Saturday's festivities. (More photos on p. 10.)

Merit pay to benefit
'excellent' faculty
by Greg Krager
The College administration
has been working with faculty
members in devising a merit bonus
and promotion system. Such a
system will involve evaluating
teacher performance over the period

Jeffries.
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of

lunch at rhe CPA, student leaders talk with Residence Life Director Mark Allen.
President Breiseth and other administrators at a special luncheon Tuesda .

of one calendar year and rewarding
those having very good and
excellent ratings by awarding a
"bonus in addition to their across
the board pay," accoring to Dr.
Robert Heaman, Associate Dean of
Academic Affairs.
A merit recognition system is
not a new idea. "About five years
ago the board mandated it," Heaman
added. "This is our third go around
ifl setting up a merit recognition
program."
"[Prev!ously] we really didn't
have effective evaluation procedures
initiated," Heaman said.
The
president wanted to be very careful
in setting up an evaluauon system
so it would be fair. accurate, and
impartiai. Heaman felt they have
refined the procedure. He said, "This
year we're going to go Wlth it."
The procedure is still in the
draft stage at this point. At a
meeting scheduled for today, faculty
members will have an opportunity
to offer suggestions to change and
improve it.
The proposed system is a threepo int system: 3 ·= excellent, 2 =
very good, 1 :;: - satisfactory
accomplishment,
and
O =
unsatisfactory performance. Each
faculty member receiving a 2 or 3
rating will get a bonus.
A specific amount of money

will be designated each year for
bonuses. The bonus pool will then
be divided by the total amount of
points accumulated by all faculty
members
who are receiving
bonuses. This will determine a
point value. Then , each faculty
member will receive a bonus based
on their raling.
Example:
pool
total
is
$70,000, point total is 140 (20
with a 3 ating and 40 with a 2
rating equals 140). You wottld then
divide $70,000 by 140 and get a

Continued on p. 5

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Winter Weekend-- Beacon
'' a lack of maturit gets a
and discipline"
new look!
I don't know whether I should commend students for
their participation and involvement in the Winter Weekend
activities of last weekend or to condemn them for displaying
a lack of maturity and discipline--to say the least.
There were 22 teams, a total of about 308 students, who
competed in the events. This number increased substantially
from last year. Such involvement is greatly needed on the
Wilkes College campus--perhaps this is the beginning of a
change in attitude among students.
However, there is a big difference between school spirit
and animalistic behavior. One should be able to yell and
cheer for team members, but is breaking four tables in the
process really necessary? I think not.
Also, I would have thought that college aged students,
by this point in their life, would know how to conduct
themselves in public, especially since they are representatives
and a reflection of Wilkes College. When students line both
sides of the road near Ralston Field and harrass cars passing
by and kick car doors, I begin to wonder about the maturity
level of such students.
. Part of the problems last weekend can certainly be
attributed to a lack of organization. Gathering 308 students
in Stark 101 in order to pass out the rules and regulations is
ridiculous. The team captains, just the team captains, should
have been present for this meeting. The team pep rally
should have been saved for the gym--a larger and more
logical area.
It was also reported that in between events the judges
fought among themselves, a sure sign of unorganization,
while bored team members threw snowballs. The entire
event would probably have been in more control if there had
been more supervision. Students were left loose and could
not control their freedom.
I'm all for having a good time, but there is a limit.
College is considered to be "the best four years of your life."
It is also a time for growing and maturing. The behavior of
many of the students at Winter Weekend is a sad commentary
on the maturity of the students at Wilkes College. It's time
the students of Wilkes begin to act their age!

The Beacon
VOL. XXXIX No. 15 February 12, 1987
Editor-in-chief................................................Pamela K. JonesNews Editors ................................................Michelle Munday
............................................Elizabeth Mazzullo
Feature Editors.................................................. Amy Hancock
..............................................Lorri Steinbacher
Sports Editor .........................................................Jim Pyrah
Copy Editor...............................................Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editors .............................................Murnal Abate
·
........................ ,........................Lisa Miller
Staff Photographer ................................................Bruce Alexis
Advertising Manager.......................................... Mark Shedlock
Business Manager.............................................. .Joel Fomalont
Distribution Manager............................................. .Joe Bauman
Advisor...............................................................Tom Bigler

Contributing Writers:

Lee S. Morrell, John Kepics, Q Jane
Circa, Wendy Holden, Bill Kern, Fred Howe, Marsha Howe, Susan
Tamasco, Kim Klimek, Matt Ryan, John Cusatis, Greg Krager.

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. f\11 views expressed are those of
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor
must be signed to insure validi .

The Beacon has a whole
new look!
The recent
purchase of a McIntosh Laser
printer helps give the paper an
even more professional look.
Using the laser printer,
and many of the programs
available with it, is only the
beginning of the wonderful
world of desk top publication.
With the printer, The Beacon
can get a professional typeset
~ook without the expense of
paying a printer.
The Beacon staff would
like to thank Dr. Joseph
Bellucci of the Education
Department and Dr. John
Koch of Math and Computer
Science for their help in
acquiring the laser printer and
providing us
with the
necessary materials.

Reminder-President Breiseth's "Meet
the Pres" sessions will
continue this Tuesday,
February 17, from 4:30 to
5:30 (or longer if desired)
in the Stark Lobby.

The TRAFFIC COUNCIL has been re-establi
serve as the mediator and original disciplinary co
dealing with parking and traffic violations on
controlled lots.
The Council will meet at the request of any student
is charged with a violation and feels that it is an unw
accusation. Such meetings will be held at the
opportunity after the request has been submitted in wri
Susan Hritzak, Max Roth Center, extension 493.
The Traffic Council has no jurisdiction over co
with regard to meter parking, city ordances gov
parking or special parking arrangements.

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Correction
The "Basic Cardiac Monitoring"
course offered to nursing majors
announced in last week's Beacon
incorrectly identified one of the
instructors of the course as Linda
Chipego. Joann Chipego is the
correct instructor.

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ta joti
GPA a
of the

"The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft a-gley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promised joy."

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PAGE THREE

i conclusions

tion:
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ginal disciplinary co
affic violations on
1e request of any stud
feels that it is an unw
will be held at the
s been submitted in
:r, extension 493.
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over co
g, city ordances go
.gements.

ill you be ready for a 'real job'?
this. It's May, 1994,
Wilkes College diploma
are making the rounds of
in search of that elusive
double-majored
in
· ti':lns and Business
're "people-oriented" and
bined major would give
chance at a job.
had a 3.2 GPA and were

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To a Mouse

·oox are rejection slips.
y typed letters, on the
stationery, which tell you
wereturned down because,
you possessed the
technical skills,
you
lhe broad liberal arts
that other, similarly
applicants had.
Wilkes is a liberal arts
you lament to yourself,
~n the tenth letter.
Virginia, Wilkes was a
college. But that was in
old days, before the new
· ulum was implem~nted
, the year you entered

Wilkes as a freshman.
You see, someone decided to
revise Wilkes' core in the 1980s. A
model core was proposed in
February, 1987, and approved that
May. That core--the one that went
into effect in 1990--featured many
changes from the old core. Most
noticeable was the change in
"Distribution Requirements," which
were reduced by more than half,
from 45 to 21 credits.
Some of the changes, to be
fair, were for the better. Before
your year, no one had to take a
foreign language.
The two
semesters of French you. had your
sophomore year certainly gave you
one advantage over other job
applicants.
And the "Common
Experience" courses you had to take
did give you a common link with
all other Wilkes freshmen and
helped you to see how different
academic disciplines fit together.
It's a pity, though, but these
courses didn't offset the damage
done by cutting the core in half.
Before your year, all Wilkes
students had to take 18 credits in
the humanities--six credits in each
of three different academic areas.
This gave graduates an introduction

to the great philosophers, exposure
to classic literature, and a
knowledge of the full range of
history from ancient times until
today.
For you, it was different. You
only took six credits in the
humanities--and those credits were
in two different subjects. So you
took a semester of history and a
semester of world literature, and
your instructors covered all the
centuries of human existence in
four short months.
Needless to say, you can't
remember enough about either
history or literature to answer
questions on Jeopardy.
It was the same with
mathematics/science and social
science requirements. Instead of the
12 credits in each that previous
Wilkes grads needed, you only had
to take six, again in two different
disciplines.
So you took a semester of
oceanography and a course on how
to use the Macintosh. Well, that
would have been fine, if you hadn't
tried to apply to companies which
specialized in chemical research or
computer design. They wanted you
to be familiar with some of the

It's eleven p.m. ·
youknowwhereyourpaperis?

technical aspects of the field in
order to understand the company's
reports and newsletters; you didn't
have the background, but another
applicant for the first job had taken
a few semesters of general chemistry, and an applicant for the
second job knew Cobol and
Fortran. Guess who got the jobs?
As for the social sciences,
you decided to take sociology and
anthropology. Good courses, but
they gave you no background in
psychology or political science, and
your employers were looking for
someone who knew something
about current government policies
and about human behavior and
motivations.
Other applicants,
those who'd followed a more
traditional liberal arts core and taken
such courses, were hired.
Some people at Wilkes would
say it was your fault you didn't get
the courses you needed.
"The
classes were there," they would say,
"and it was up to you to design
your own program to reach your
academic goals."
True, true. But how many
freshmen or sophomores know
what their academic goals are?
You, for example, spent your first

two years taking core courses and
common experience courses because
you hadn't decided on a major yet.
By the time you'd found your
majors, it was too late to go back
and pick up extra courses.
And now, Virginia, it's too
late for you to go back and change
your major, or your mind, for that
matter. You're done at Wilkes,
you've got your 4iploma, and you
think you're ready for the real
world. But you're not qualified for
the job, because there are too many
holes in your college education that
Wilkes' "revised" core curriculum
failed to plug up.
It's funny, though.
You
wouid think that Wilkes students
would have thought of these
consequences in 1987 and voiced
their suggestions for revisions to
the existing core. But several open
meetings were held in March, 1987,
and no students went to speak out.
Sure, they protested later, as
you'll probably be doing after a few
more rejection letters come in. But
it's too late now to do anything
about it, isn't it, Virginia?

Let's be real. Compare the equipment she's using to yours. If you
were both trying to tunnel through a mountain, she'd have a bulldozer
and you'd have a shrimp fork
Don't despair. Your problem is already half-solved. For a limited
time, you can buy an Apple®Macintosh'" Plus or a Macintosh Sl?K
Enhanced computer with Microsoft Works- for less money.
Which is wonderful.
You get a Macintosh, with its speed, ease of use, and graphics
capability. Plus, you get a software program that lets you use all this
Macintosh power in all your subjects.
Microsoft Works is not just one program, it's four integrated programs: word processing, data-base management, spreadsheet with
charting, and communications.
Meaning you can put charts in your history essays. Spreadsheets in
your economics papers. Call Dow Jones News/ Retrieval at 2:00 A.M. to
get the facts for your journalism story due at 8:00 A.M.
So if you're taking more than one subject this semester, you should
check out Macintosh and Microsoft Works.
But don't wait till the eleventh hour. This offer will end soon.
And your paper might stay out all night.

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Contact: Joe Bellucci at SLC, Room 148
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PAGE FOUR

emember--give blood next

----------------~--

time of year, as well as acute
illness," she said, "so it's a bad
"Give blood."
combination."
This season brings another
How many times have you
heard these words and said to problem, Supey explained. "So
yourself, "Oh, yeah, I'll donate this many people are deferred at this
time," and then either forgot or time because you can't give blood if
come up with a "good excuse"?
you have the flu," she said.
If . you're guilty of this, or
Supey stressed the need for a
even if you're a regular blood donor, constant supply of blood, exthen here's a date for you to remem- ' plaining that 440 units of blood are
ber--February 19.
needed each day "just to supply the
That's next Thursday, and local hospitals."
"They declared a blood emerthat's Blood Donor Day at Wilkes.
From 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., the Red gency over the Christmas break,"
Cross will be conducting a blood Supey said, adding that just one
drive at the gym.
bum victim could have "wiped out"
A "decreased" goal of 200 a hospital's entire store of bne
pints has been set for Wilkes, blood type.
The last Blood Donor Day ,held
according to Mary Supey, Director
of Health Services.
at Wilkes netted 182 units of blood,
To help Wilkes reach this falling below the 240-pint goal.
goal, Student Government will Eighteen donors were deferred, but
offer prizes to dorms and Wilkes boasted a "noteworthy" 25
organizations whose members don- first-time donors for that drive, said
ate blood.
Supey.
Supey recommended
that
According to Supey, blood is
needed because local hospitals are anyone with questions about ' Pictured above are people involved with next week's blood drive. From left to right, they are Mary
"barely" keeping up with the donating blood should call the
Sheila Waters, Asst. Director, Blood Service, Red Cross; Amy Weidemer; Laura View, Jill Sowa(
College Health Service at ext. 494.
demand.
Mark Snyder; Larry Abramson; Allan Knox; Marilyn Dembowski, Field Representative, NE Penna
"Trauma's at a high at this
Blood Center ack row .
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

Nursing students plan dance
by Elizabeth Mazzullo
"The nursing students wanted
to have something that was theirs,"
said Marian Sherman, adviser to
the Nursing Student Organization
(NSO), about the upcoming
Nursing/Engineering Dinner Dance.
Sherman added that the dance
gives nursing students a chance to

relate to faculty members in their
department "on a social level."
The NSO planned the dinner
dance in conjunction with the
Engineering Club in order to "share
resources," according to Sherman.
The dance will be held Friday,
Feb. 27, at the Sheraton. Cocktails
will be served from 6 to 7 p.m.;
dinner will be from 7 to 9 p.m.

Dancing with "Spectrum" will
follow dinner and last from 9 p.m.
to 1 a.m.
Tickets, which cost $10 per
person, will be available next week,
Monday through Friday from 11
a.m. to 1 p.m. in SLC Lobby, and
Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday
during dinner at the cafeteria.

Wilkes College and King's College Theater present
February 13, 14, 15
at the Darte Center
for the Performing Arts
Free admission with College ID

Delightful, award-winning musical spoof
of 1930s Hollywood. Plenty of toe-tapping
melodies and nostalgic parody.

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Can you give blood?
YOU CAN DONATE IF:
--You are generally in good health
--You are between 17 and 65 years of age
--You weigh at least 110 lbs.
--You have not donated blood for the past 8 weeb
YOU CANNOT DONATE IF:
--You have symptoms of the flu or a cold on
Blood Donor Day
--You have had a tooth extraction, oral surgery,«
root canal work less than 72 hours prior to d
--You are pregnant
--You have hepatitis
--You are an insulin-dependent diabetic
--You have taken antibiotics for an illness I~
than two weeks ago
NOTE:
You CANNOT get AIDS from
blood for the following reasons:
communicated through sexual contact,
sharing, or very rarely from receiving an ·
transfusion.
You cannot contract AIDS
donating blood because the blood center
unused, sterile, disposable equipment for
donor.
It is IMPOSSIBLE to contract
any other communicable disease from a
needle.

--------------------------Wanted: Part time help.--by George Haimsohn,
Robin Miller, and Jim Wise

for the c

Gouda's Hoagies
Expanding delivery area.
All interested Wilkes students
call 824-8747

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Promote Spring Break tour to Florida. Earn
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experience. Contact Inter Campus Programs at_
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�February 12, 1987

PAGE FIVE

rking a problem
· g for the commuters
College?
y not!" commented one
, "I've had a parlcing
year since I've been a
but I still have a problem
ewhere to park. Either
up more than one space
car doesn't fit or there just
parking spaces available."
· g to a member of
Council, the lack of
~ces is a problem that
continuously trying to
semester 161 parking
were issued. In actuality,
only 84 parking spaces
y ask, if there aren't
puking spaces available,
is almost double the
g t, ey
iew, Jill So
:ative, NE Pe

er is that some of the
are not here all day.
fJidents only have classes

until 12:00 p.m. and then they go to everyone and not controlled by
home. When they leave, that space permits. The Gore lot is now open
is available for someone else to for students to park without a
use.
permit. "This is not working,"
A few students suggested that the commented one student, "the lot is
college build a parking deck. This like a circus."
is not possible, commented a memA member of CC commented,
ber of CC, who said, "Even if the "The parking problem isn't going
school had the money to build the to be solved in the immediate
deck, where would they build it? future, unless someone has a
There aren't any more parking lots brainstorm idea. Having a parking
permit does not guarantee you a
available on campus."
This semester CC tried one of parking space. It does, however,
the suggestions students had to entitle you to the right to park in
solve the parking • problem. the respective lots."
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Law course . offered
Registration
is
currently
underway for the Continuing
Education course, "Business Law
and Risk Management."
Classes are scheduled to meet
Monday evenings, February 16 and
23 and March 2 and 9 from 6:30
p.m. to 9:30 p.m. at Genetti's in
Wilkes-Barre. Course instructor is
Atty. Ray Ostrosky, Associate
Counselor, Commonwealth Telephone Enterprises.
During the four sessions of the

course, Ostrosky will cover the
following topics: how to operate
legally, safeguard the business
understanding regulations, and
contract agreements; how to prepare
a legal job description and legal
mel':ods of hiring and firing; how
taxes affect businesses and understanding payroll taxes and deductions; and understanding local
codes and zoning and licensing
requirements.

Bringing her photographic talents to The Beacon as photography coeditor is Lisa Miller, a junior Communications major whose hobby is
sports photography. Lisa comes from Kerhonkson, NY, and dorms in
McClintock Hall.

AITENTION NURSING MAJORS:
A Nurse Recruiter from Lenox Hill Hospital in New York
City will be speaking from 3-5 p.m. on Feb. 12
in SLC Room 1.
She will discuss preparation for interviewing.

hen to discuss radon
Wilkes College School of
· g and Physical Sciences

of age

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1formation
·

Wilkes Physics Club will
apresentation on "Radon
· n Homes" today at 2
SLC Room 101. Speaker
event is Dr. Bernard L.
Professor of Physics,
· ofPittsburgh. .
, in addition to serving
l'l:ulty at the University of
, is the author of
in Nuclear Physics ;
Science and Society ; and

of $500. The bonus for
member with a 2 rating
be $1,000 (2 x $500), and
for a faculty member
3rating would be $1,500 (3
members receiving a
of 3 for three consecutive
will get a permanent salary
ty

pool of money designated
s will be donated from
sources. The administration
looking for grants from
· ns for the faculty
· effort.
ulty will be rated on
, college service, scholarand community service,"
said. Evaluators will take
unl peer, self, and student
· ns. "Student evaluations
inJX)rtant part of the system
Id be taken seriously," he
evaluation is the initial

Before It's Too Late: A Scientist's
Case for Nuclear Energy.
His recent published articles
include "A National Survey of
Radon in U.S. Homes and
Correlating Factors,"
"Radon
Concentrations Inside Public and
Commercial Buildings in the
Pittsburgh Area," and "Theory and
Practice of Radon Monitoring by
Absorption in Charcoal."
His appearance at Wilkes is a
continuation of efforts of the
School of Engineering and Physical

Sciences to heighten public
awareness and provide testing for
radon, a radioactive indoor air
pollutant.
Wilkes has been a center for
radon study and monitoring since
the beginning of the Wilkes
College/Northeastern Pennsylvania
Envrronmental Council Radon
Study, which brought the radon
issue to public attention locally in
1985.
Cohen's presentation is open
to the public, free of charge.

responsibility of the department
chairperson. The chairperson will
then consult with the appropriate
college/school dean regarding the
rating. Finally, administrators at
the cabinet level will be consulted
to insure uniformity of the rating
system.
The proposed merit system is
facing opposition from some
faculty members.
"This whole question of merit_
pay is a smoke screen to divert the
attention of the faculty from the
real issue of low salaries," said
Walter Placek, Associate Professor
of Physics and Chairman of the
Wilkes College Faculty Association. "How can the investiture
consider this a first-class college
when they pay the faculty, the lifeblood of an institution, a third-class
salary?" Placek added.
"I have a suspicion that while
the faculty salary scale is low for a
college of this size, the admin. istration salaries may not be,"
Placek said. "I feel the inability to
manage the problem of salaries may

be caused, in part, by a top-heavy

administration," he added.
· "Rather than have merit pay,
we ought to- be concerned with
getting people up to a living wage.
Then we can think about merit
pay," said another faculty member,
who chose not to be identified.
Other concerns were that the
whole system would be political
and that people would "play
favorites."
Teaching is too subjective.
Depending op. the course a teacher
may be judged as too difficult when
in fact he or she is actually a very
good, very demanding teacher with
high standards.
"I do, for the most part,
support the proposal because raises
should be given on the basis of
merit," another professor said.
"Why should a faculty member who
contributes outside of the classroom
and spends extra time with students
be paid the same salary as one who
rushes home as soon as class is
over?"

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-

Attention All Nursing and
Engineering_ Maiors:
You are cordially invited to attend the first annual
Nursing/Engineering Dinner Dance.
Friday, Feb. 27, 1987 at the Sheraton
6-7 p.m. Cocktails, 7-9 p.m. Dinner
9-1 a.m. Dancing with "Spectrum"
Price: $10 per person

.
.

'

Tickets on sale from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Feb. 16-20 in SLC Lobby and
during dinner Feb. 16, 18, and 19
in the cafeteria.

'

.................................................
:

A reminder for senior nursing majors:

:

•
:

p.m. on Feb. 12 in the Student Center.
Cost will be $5.

:
:

••
••
: Pictures for State Boards will be taken from 10 a.m. to 1 :
•

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"···············································
Attention Students

'

Do you want more publicity for your club or
organization? The Public Relations Office has
announced that Tony DeCosmo, student intern,
will be writing articles and doing photography on
student life for the local media. If you are planning
an event or know of a story that would be of interest
to the general public, contact him at ext. 441 between
3 p.m.-4:30 p.m. on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
between 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursday.

�February 12, 1987

PAGE SIX

Janelle-Hope your Valentine's Day
isn't booked solid. Enjoy
and I'll see you soon!
Your valentine,

Valentine Express
Desire-I'd love an ice cream CONE.
Jump

Jeanine-Whose heart are you shooting for
this Valentine's Day? Is it Ron?
Happy Hour Bandit

Jeanine-Are you ever going to get Wayne
back to the motel??
Signed, Cupid
Joe-Did you · get a key to the newest
member of Delaware Hall's room?
Cupid
To
the
King
Opportunities--

of

Blown

I seized the moment and won the
bet!

I certainly can't help it if you
always fret
You better hurry or you'll never
have a "cat" for a pet!!
Nancy-What else can I say except I love
you more each day.
Happy
Valentine's Day!
Love, Mark
Jeanine-Be honest, what else did your lips
touch at the Woods other than the

KAZOO!!
Happy Hour Bandit
To the Family-Did you tell Leigh yet?
from, The Family

Joe-Are you going to rent a Rolls
Royce to take out Joyce!!
Happy Hour Bandit
Joe-Who fixed breakfast after that
night?
Happy Hour Bandit
Jim and Joe-It's Valentine's Day again
And you know my lust for men!
I'm really trying to be true,
even tho' at times he makes me
blue!
You you have to put up with a lot,
but you're two of the best friends
I've got!
If it weren't for you,
We'd never have seen past month
two!
So, let me just say
That not only for today-I love you guys!!
Walt's woman

To my fave SnuggleBunny-I just wanted to say I WUV YOU
YHB

Dear Honey-Thanks for the best four months
ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YSB
Dear Snoopy--

To the Happy Hour Cupid-Stop worrying about me!
Just
worry about your own pickups at
the Woods!
Your "buddy"
Joeseppi-All you need is a good . . .bag of
greenM&amp;Ms
JOF-I know I've coaxed you before--but
somehow you just don't follow
thru! Don't be like Jim and blow
this chance too!

THANKS
Love,DoDUM

MHB-I hope you have the
Valentine's Day ever.
Love always, Humice

Joe-What is the story on Lori. so you
better get ~ s o as not to Tum'.
up any opportunities
Happy Hour Bandit

best

Chief-There's no need to fear, Underdog is
here!
EIT
Jim, my boy-Just what is your pick-up ratio? It
doesn't look good, let me tell you!
Aren't you into negative figures?
Like DOUGHNUTS?
JOF
BOYS-·
"Hell hath no fury like" Walt
scorned! Please don't get me in
trouble! He'll take care of that!
Polly &amp; Jenn-Thanks for always listening! I'm
going to be lost without you next
year!
J

Master of the Secrets of the
Universe-Are you telling me all he said? I
need to know! Tell me--is he worth
all the aggravation?
The Child
PS-Or should I move on to older
and wiser? Gee ... no, GTE Mizer
light!
Ka-baby-Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetie! I
hope your Valentine's Day isn't as
mpty as mine. We'll share our
mptiness.
Liz
Dy Liaro-Happy Valentine's Day! Thanx for
staying this year; your support has
meant a lot to me. Just 57 days
until we leave. Let's live it up.
Liz

Andy-ha-Happy Valentine's Day to the best
friend anyone could have. Thank
you for putting up with my crazy
weekends this past year, especially
Andy-Z, Dianne- I. f couldn't have
made it without you! I love you
and I promise I won't let you tum
into a geek.
Love, your little
sister, Dianne-ha
PS--Did any of the "team". get a
message from me? I think you
know where you rank!! Where were
you when I played volleyball
Sunday!!!!
Dear Bob-Are you serious about the D.C.
tour? Good luck this weekend.
Don't worry everything will be
fine. The show will be great! !
Break a leg! Remeber you are
going to get your shoulder checked
out Monday, right?
Happy
Valentine's Day!
Love, Dianne
To Joe-Happy 5th Sweetheart! may it last
forever. I love you.
Love always,
SnuggleBunny
Attention Chem TA named Marie-I don't think that you're a nerd! I
think that you are the most totally
awesome girl in the world. I would
love to know you better. As Dire
Straits once said, "...and girl you
look so pretty to me--like you
always did, like the Spanish city to
me when we were kids ... " I know
that we're not in Spain but the
intense' meaning is the same. Or a
better example would be Chaka
Kahn's "I Feel For You." I think
that states what I'm trying to say.

J•

SAL-Happy First Valentine's Day! This
is. the best one ever! I love you
more and more every day!
Love always, Stephanie
My honey Bunny-We are the best Snuggle Bunnies in
the world! Let's never stop! I love
you!
·
Your Honey Bunny
DoDem-Baby you're the greatest!
Valentine's Day!
Love, Snoopy

Happy

Humice-If you ever leave me you'll be
eating umice for the rest of your
life! Happy Valentine's Day!
Love ya lots, Humus
To the wonderful guy in the RED
SKI JACKET-You make all my days cheery and
bright,
My life hasn't been the same since
that snowball fight;
You are so warm and loving and
caring,
I'm glad it's you whose time I'm
sharing;
When your beautiful smile is in my
sight, .
I know everything is quite alright.
Have a fabulous Valentine's Day!
From the girl in the RED
SKI JACKET
Michelle P.-Happy Valentine's Day RA!
Love ya, Lori
Patty R.-12, 13, ?, 15! Have a happy day
anyway roomy!
Love ya, Lori

Hope to hear from you!!!!
Forever Your Wednesday Creative Chemist

Jackie and Eddie-Happy Valentine's Day you two
polka naturals!
Love ya, Lori

Some were hugs and kisses
Some were hits and misses

AEH--

So here's my Valentine wishes
To all my former MISSES
Happy
Valentine's
Day
th:
Pearleen, Elaine, Mary Jean, Ann
Marie, Marcine, Margaret, Donna,
Mary, Arlene, Debbie, Ellen,
Joanie, Eileen, Cathy, Mary Ann
S.,
Ann,
Caroline,
Renee,
Jeanmarie, Mary Ann M., Chris,
and Alice._
Love, Ronald
My dearest Christine-I'm so happy that I bumped into ..
." My life will never be the same.
I love you very much.
Jim
Dave-I love you
yesterday.

more
Michelle

today

than

Tuesday nighLc; aren't the same.
Arte you sure you couldn't fly out
for the day?
LAS
To the dirty old man of old-No, I'm not mad at you. I miss
you, though. Keep a smile on that
honest face of yours. I never knew
anyone quite like you!! Love, LU
Stella-Thank you for helping me survive
cat lab, the Mounds, my "wild
phase" and everything el e. I really
need a friend like you--forever! !
Love you lots, "R"
Dear Liz-Happy Valentine's Day to the best
roomie ever! Are ready for our trip
to D.C./ Virginia?
Love, Dianne

Chris B-Hope you have a Happy V
Day!
Have
Love ya,
Tina C.-Beware of haunte
decorations! Happy V
Love

Kim G-1 think we could lift 100
Valentine decorations.
you? Happy Valentine's
Love ya,
Shelley-Happy Valentine's Day H
Love ya,
To my long lost sis from
Layout is just not the same
you especially on this i
I miss you lots and lois
and lots! Happy Valen ·
Love, your much BIGGER

on

cans send

people they
every girl w
guy will SU~
oughtful or i .
also look foE
ever wond
to celebra
are several t
of Valentine
explains
ot its nam
o saints
an priest
mna kno

Aim-How many Chuckles
possibly eat in one monlh'
touch one again--at least
can "chuckle" together!!
Lor

To my ally-War is hell. Better send
reinforcement soon. I
gonna need it!

Aim-Can I start walking
Hampshire? maybe we
the office to YOU!! Write
letters so I feel like
here!! I miss you!
Lais
To the Hancock family••
You're lucky to have her.
safe for me cause I'm
her--probably sooner

To the Head Cheese
Stallion, Kid, etc.)-1 bet you thought I was
embarrass you by
"Pookie Bear" ._.in prim.
right!
HAPPY V
DAY POOKIE BEAR!

Janelle-I just wanted to say--YO
GREATEST!

Jeanine-Did I really lose our bet'
the mattress held up.
Signed, Happy Hour B

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bruary 14t
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hy celebrate .

le tine's Day?
...
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ve could lift 1

:mg lost sis fro
.s just not the
~ciall y on this
fOU lots and
! Happy Val
,ur much BI

eat in one
1e again--at
.ckle" together
Lor

lly-1ell.
!ment soon.
eed it!

start

w
1ire? may
:e to YOU!!
;;o I feel
miss you!
:Iancock family-ucky to have bet
· me cause I'm
,bably

. Head Cheese
. Kid, etc.)-)U thought I WIii
iS S you by
Bear" in

year on February
ericans send gifts of
IO people they like or
t every girl wonders if
guy will surprise her
thoughtful or inventive
Guys also look forward to
gifts or love notes from
·re women.
you ever wonder how
came to celebrate this
Tnerc are several theories
lrigin of Valentine's Day.
-.COry explains
how
's Day got its name. There
two saints named
a Roman priest and a
Ii Enteramna known as
Th:se saints were known
great dedication to the
Church of the their
t was held in honor of
on February 14th. Over
were glorified as one
Valentine and said to be
saint of engaged couples
anyone wishing to marry.
le in the Middle Ages
that birds mated on this
this came the belief
men and women would

do the same.
Another theory on how
Valentine's Day originated involves
the
Roman
celebration
of
Lupercalia on February 15th. The
festival honored the pastoral ,god
Lupercus (a Roman version of the
Greek god Pan) and the goddess
Juno Februata.
A feast was held for
Lupercus and some type of mating
ritual was performed for Juno.
During the celebration, young
Roman males chose names of
females who would be their partners
for the new year which began in
March.
Literary
researchers have
reported that the letters "v" and "g"
were once interchangeable in
common speech. Galantin, the
Norman word for "lover of
women," was at one time written
and pronounced "valantan" or
"valentin." This pronounciation
mix-up may be how the two days,
which otherwise had no proven
link, came to be celebrated as one
day.
Christian conquerers adopted
these pagan holidays, combining
them with Christian traditions.
The re1.gning Christians, however,
came up with the idea of having

Day? Love, romance, and dreams
add adventure and sparkle to
everyday life. Just one shot from
cupid's arrow sends the ordinary
person into a kind of paradise on
earth. Try it, you might like it.

Cancer--there's
nothing wrong
with you
Aries-It's time to buckle down and get some work
done. As soon as you stop procrastinating, you'll
·have plenty of time to goof-off.
·
Taurus-Your animal magnetism is working the
wrong way lately. Try to maintain an aloof . and
innocent attitude and everything will be okay.
Gemini-Forget about your past relationships and
think about today's
Concentrate on what
happens as it happens and the future will take
care of itself.
Cancer-Stop thinking that nobody likes you.
There's nothing wrong with you--it's everybody
else who's screwed up. You'll be surrounded by
real friends this weekend.

Leo-Make an attempt to correct some sloppy
habits. You've been slacking off lately and it is
beginning to show. If you don't change your
Nays, people will begin to talk.
Ylrg_Q-Take a closer (and objective) look at
yourself this week. Things are probably not as
bad as you've been making them out to be. Life
could be worse (and just might be soon).

Amnicola,

the Wilkes College yearbook is now accepting applications for
editorial positions for the 1987-88 semsters!!
Are you Interested In the positions of editor-in-chief, layout editor, copy
editor, photo coordinator, senior photography, or business manager?
ff so, the Amnlcola may have just the position for you!! Applications can be
picked up In the yearbook office on the third floor of the Student Center.
Applications are due to Mr. Fuller In SLC 108 by 5:00 p.m. on March 2. APPLY
NOW!!!
·

........_...

The Manuscript
Society

PUT YOUR
COLLEGE DEGREE
TO WORK.

is accepting
submissions of
poetry, prose, and
artwork for possible
publication in
Manuscript, the
annual Wilkes college
literary/art
magazi,ne.
Submissions can be
dropped off at our
office, 3rd floor of
the Student Center.
For more information,
call ext. 319.
SUBMIT SOON-DEADLINE IS MARCH
5!!!!!!

--·--

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is an excellent start to a
chalienging career as an Air
Force Officer. We offer great
starting pay, medical care, 30
days of vacation with pay each
year and management
opportunities. Contact an
Air Force recruiter. Find out what
Officer Training School can mean
for you . Call
1-800-USAF-REC

:ally lose our
ress held up.
xi , Happy Ho

young people pick names of saints
instead of sweethearts. Each youth
was then told to practice the virtues
of the_ saint he or she chose. This
idea was not very appealing, even
though the old practice (of choosing
a member of opposite sex) was
forbidden by the early European
Christian church. That practice of
old resurfaced again--this time in
France. The French . held great
Valentine Balls, where "Maids" and
"Bachelors" cast billets to dance
with their favorite Valentines.
Since that time in the late
1800's, Valentine's Day has become
a holiday for lovers and friends.
Lovers continue their games. Guys
send girls flowers and notions, and
girls send guys love notes and other
gifts. Children send presents to
their parents or friends and create
fancy valentines of construction
paper and lace to send to
classmates, counting the days 'ti!
they recieve cards from friends.
Why celebrate Valentine's

PAGE SEVEN

Libra-An upcoming trip should prove to be a
source of much pleasure and romance. If no trip is
planned, be on the lookout for a wild and crazy
Aries to take you away from it all!
Scorpio-This weekend should be one of the best
of the semester. Lay down your books and go out
and enjoy yourself. You deserve it!
Sagittarius-Friends who are far from you are
missing you terribly this week. Give them a call or
write them a long letter and assure them of your
sanity. You are one much loved.
Capricorn-Be real!
Sleeping with your books
under your pillow is one sure way to flunk out of
college. Either study, cheat or devise another
method of gaining knowledge!
Aguarius-A member of the opposite sex will take
an immense interest in you. Be careful, though ,
this person may not be the type of person you
want hanging around.
Pisces-Beware of men or women in uniform.
Maybe you should lock yourself up for a few
weeks, things are not looking good. Use the time
to get some studying done.

�PAGEEIGHf

A different perspective

Springsteen--

from the heart
be killed. Bruce watched his friends
get their draft notices and take
Anny physicals. They were sent to
The first time I heard Bruce
Springsteen share a part of his VietNam--some never came back,
some returned but were never the
growing up experience, I cried. same.
Maybe you've heard his story too.
While Bruce waited for his
As a 17- and 18-year old,
own draft notice to come, his father
Bruce Springsteen didn't get along
assured him when the Anny got
with his parents, especially with
his father. He had long hair and him they would "make a man out
of him." When Bruce failed the
played guitar. His dream was to be
Anny physical and had been
a rock and roll musician and to get
subsequently rejected, his father
"everything" he could out of life.
said, "That's good."
Parents have dreams and plans
Why did I cry about a story
for their children.
It was no
heard on a record album? Why did I
different in the Springsteen
cry for the Springsteens when
household. His parents wanted
similar stories unfold in homes
their son to get "a little something"
across America daily?
I cried
out of life. They wanted Bruce to
because
I
was
touched
that
a man
accomplish more · than they had.
would publicly share a painful time
But, as is true in many families, ·
children and parents don't always of his youth with millions. By
have the same visions.
revealing his experiences, he
The atmosphere of the exposed a vulnerablility that is rare
Springsteen home was charged by in anyone, let alone in men of the
the clash of father and son. They 80's.
were strongwilled and determined,
two men with opposing ideas about exp~ssc!~~~;:}:~;r t~~1!f~~
dreams and the future. Bruce's parents who force their dreams uoon
father was so crazy about Bruce's their children. I cried for the yo~g
long hair that he had a barber cut it of the 60's whose lives were snuffed
when Bruce was injured. Life was out in the summer of their lives. I
so miserable at home that Bruce cried that my own sons might one
spent hours hanging out in the day fight a senseless war. Most of
streets, just to avoid his parents.
all, though, I cried for all parents
It was 1968; the VietNam War and children who love each other,
sucked up young men and spewed forgive each other, and are healed.
them out in a foreign land to kill or
by Marsha Howe

February 12, 1987

"Wilkes Listening Habit"
celebrates 15th birthday
by Fred Howe

for many more exciting develop- great job and we're prw:I
ments in the future for New Music stated Kinney.

91."
The "Wilkes College ListenWCLH borad
ing Habit," better known as WCLHWCLH-FM is owned by affairs programs, but
FM, proudly celebrates its fifteenth Wilkes College and operated by a ming format also incl
birthday this month. "New Music staff comprised entirely of volun- range of sports,
91," a non-commercial, educational teers from th e Wilkes College featuresandpublicse ·
station, began its stereo broad- st udent body. Currently, there are ments. The station al!D
casting on February 2, 1972, and 68 student disc jockeys, under the a wide range of musi
has since established itself as a · advisement of Dr. Brad ford Kinney, including classical, po
leader in progressive music in north- who assumed his current position western, jazz, reggae,
eastern Pennsylvania.
as Director of Broadcasting Services rap, and dance formats.
"Not only has WCLH-FM in 1979·
The major goalsol
maintained its quality program"I've been involved with the to provide training ii
ming, but it has also made some station since 1979 • and have noticed ication arts for mem
basic improvements," commented a steady upward trend in the amount quality, non-comm ·
Christine Bolcarovic, the station's of en th usiasm and intereS t among ming for residents of
general manager. "We've added th e students involved. It (WCLH) Pennsylvania, and to
some special features to our provides hands -on experience which or alternative music
programming, such as a regular is a great asset to th e student. It is listeners.
weekday news broadcast, a campus a vital a nd viable experience that
WCLH-FM, "New
bulletin board,, and a Top 35 gives th e student a chance to learn is the largest org ·
countdown show of WCLH'S th e ropes of operating a radio Wilkes College
weekly top hits. Considering this station. All th e people behind the radio signal is recei
improvements,
I see
scenes, as well as on the air, do a one million people in
Year's
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Hey, SRJAgglebuRnies! Don't

forget the

Valentine's CCIIRHC Dinner Dance tomorro

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Programming Board
presents
Comedy Laff-Off
featuring two of New
York's hottest comics!!

I

Can you

afford to gamble
with the MCAT-D
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Wilkes/King's
presents
''Dames at Sea''
by Susan Tamasco

Saturday, February 14
8 p.m. in Stark Lobby
Admission is free
with ID!
So come on out and get
a couple of laughs this
v.alentine's Day--with
your sweetheart or

"The play moves fast, has a fun score, and makes for a lively
evening," expressed Michael O'Neill, director of the Wilkes/King's
production of Dames at Sea.
Dames at Sea, a musical comedy written by George Haimsohn and
Robin Miller, is about a young girl from Utah who comes to broadway
and tap dances her way into America's heart. . The cast, consisting of
twelve students from Wilkes and King's, presents this spoof of 1930's
musical movies with lots of music and dancing, especially tap dancing.
O'Neill encourages everyone to come and see what their peers are
doing. The students have worked hard and make up one of the best casts
that ONeill has worked with in a college performance.
Dames at Sea will be presented at the Wilkes College CPA on
Friday, February 13, and Saturday, February 14 at 8:00 p.m., and on
Sunday, February 15, at 2:00 p.m.. There is also a final dress rehearsal
open to students today, Thursday, February 12 at 7:30 p.m.
Wilkes students will receive one free ticket with their ID. Students
are encouraged to call for tickets NOW because the show is bound to sell
out. Reservations can be made by calling 824-9144 or ext. 416. So come
on out and enjoy a music-filled evening of Wilkes and King's talent!

without!!

To our "skinny Puerto Rican"-Welcome back sweetheart!
A
semster without you was like a
semester without GQ.
iTe
amamos!
Leslie and Andrea

Probably not. Great grades alone
not be enough to impress the grad
school of your choice.
Scores play a part. And that's how
Stanley H. Kaplan can help.
The Kaplan course teaches test-t ·
techniques, reviews course subjects,
increases the odds that you'll do the
you can do.
So if yot.ive been out of school for a
while and need a refresher, or even if
you're fresh out of college, do what o
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STANU:Y H. KAPLAN EDUCATIONAl

, flutist, w1
n Wednesda·
15 p.m. in tt,
arte Center fc
. She will b
ianist Barr
the prograr
D Major b
ue's Fantaisit
's
Thre,
sonata by Rober
addition, Ms
orm a work fo,
able, by Vincen
is a member ol
Wilkes College, as
na University in
She was selected to
Graw-Hill Young
produced by
in New York City
at the Music
·onal Association
ille Kentucky.
·gan has also
ghout the Northeast
principal flute in
orado, New York,
Presently, she is
Harrisburg Symnigan, pianist, is
ormance throughStatcs. He has

JB Pomeroy's--

Hope you get a better Valentine
from
him
than from
me.
Remember: Be happy (and be my
Valentine)
Love, JOPH

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day
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,rograms, but
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Times they
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by John Cusatis

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Valentines
Continued from p. 6

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PAGE NINE

Hannigan and pianiat Barry Hannigan will appear in a
ire CPA this Wednesday at 8 p.m.
Hannigan, flutist, will
a recital on Wednesday,
18, at 8:15 p.m. in the
Dickson Darte Center for
ing Arts. She will be
e.d by pianist Barry
Featured in the program
~ Sonata in D Major by
George Hue's Fantaisie,
Schumann's
Three
, and a sonata by Robert
In addition, Ms.
will perform a work for
lo, Parable, by Vincent
Hannigan is a member of
of Wilkes College, as
Susquehanna University in
ve. She was selected to
the McGraw-Hill Young
Showcase produced by
Radio in New York City
appeared at the Music
National Association
ii Louisville Kentucky.
Hannigan has also
throughout the Northeast
played principal flute in
in Colorado, New York,

Hannigan, pianist, is
hisperformance throughUnited States. He has

appeared as a guest artist at state
universities in Illinois, Arizona,
New York, Delaware, Kansas, and
Oregon. He has also performed at
private schools including Yale,
Cornell, and Wake Forest.
He was recently honored as the
recipient of a Solo Recitalist Grant
from the National Endowment for
the Arts, an award which recognizes
"the nation's outstanding recitalists." He made his New York debut
in Carnegie Recital Hall in 1984
and his European debut at The
Edvard Munch Museum in Oslo,
Norway, in 1980.
Mr. Hannigan has recorded for
Opus One Records and for Radio
Telefis Eirann (National Public
Radio) in Dublin, Ireland.
A
former student of David Burge, he
earned his Doctor of Musical Arts
Degree at the Eastman School of
Music. He has been a member of
the Bucknell University music
faculty since 1978, when he made
his first appearance with the
Fitzwilliam String Quartet of Great
Brita.in. He has been a faculty
member of Rocky Ridge Music
Center for the past six years.
The performance is free of
charge and all members of the
Wilkes College community are
encouraged to attend.

Any budding journalists
out there?
Now's your chance to get some genuine
aperience! Become a writer for The Beacon!
Just stop by the office on the third floor of
the Student Center or call us at ext. 379.

In 1963, a young Columbia
recording artist tactfully heralded the
widening generation gap: "Come
mothers and fathers throughout the
land/ And don't criticize what you
don't understand/ Your sons and
your daughters are beyond your
command." This theme is still
being addressed through music
today. Three young Columbian
recording artists are calling to the
young : "Living at home is such a
drag/ Now your mom threw away
your best porno mag."
The prophetic poetry of Bob
Dylan in "The Times They Are AChangin"' has been replaced two
decades later by the delinquent rap
of the Beastie Boys who have
issued a battle cry to the wayward
young: "Fight for your right to
party!"

"Music is

a

pow_erful

medium but its potential

is

being squandered
b y song wra•ters ...II

The song is ostensibly a
mockery. Kids, however do not
make that inference.
They're
writing it on their notebook covers
and carving it into junior high
school desk tops. Perhaps they
include
an
illustration--that
ubiquitous pot leaf, scrawled on
school property with a botanist's
accuracy.
• •••

The Beastie Boys have the
fastest selling album in Columbia's
history. This brings to mind the
following question: Where are we
at? The United Nations recently
blacklisted Paul Simon in South
Africa, for recording his album
Graceland, one of the most
innovative albums in years. And
the Beastie Boys are massmarketing degeneration.
Music is a powerful medium,
but its potential is being squandered
by song writers who favor insipid
lyrics. tines like "Show me that
you give a damn" and the clever
similie 'Tm higher than a kite,"
from Survivor, cause teen girls to
tum up the volume. Or a typical
weightless eighties lyric such as,
"Are we victims of circumstance
when destinies collide?" will surely
cause an enamored cheerleader to
exclaim, "That's just like me and
Scott!"
If the FCC begins censoring
albums it should consider what
standard to use. I think stupid
lyrics should be the first to be
discarded--anything that can prove
to augment the confusion of an
adolescent
The Beastie Boys
would be allowed to record on 8track.
Our taste in music is
tumbling.
On the black-listed
album Paul Simon sings, "Every
generation throws a hero off the
pop charts." Paul Simon is one o
a few musicians who allows th
term "pop music" and "good music"
to be synonymous.

■.•■-L■

--■--

ATTENTION BSN
CLASS OF 1987.

'

The Air Force has a special program for 1987 BSNs. If selected,
you can enter active duty soon
after graduation-without waiting
for the results of your State Boards.
To qualify, you must have an
overall ·s· average. After commissioning, you'll attend a five-month
internship at a major Air Force
medical facility. Ifs an excellent
way to prepare for the wide range
of experiences you'll have serving
your country as an Air Force nurse
officer. For more information, call

SSgt Russ Garis
283-2552

JAKE-The fog has lifted &amp; we can clearly
see the pagoda again. Words in that
winter's night echo in my body &amp;
they are our magic carpet on light •
air. Hey ...give me a ROLO
Suzy '74

Jeffrey-A supine Mazel tov
Bud, Bud, Buddy
To "Dames" cast-Break a le...ooops!
Mush-Are we in Vermont yet? Let's go
soon, GRP rules . . .I need Jane
Fonda again.
Gavone
Ma chouette-Thank you for being sweet and
wonderful you, and thank you for
helping me tp keep myself in
focus. Happy Valentine's Day.
Love, Me
Janine &amp; Dionne-Have a Happy Valentine's Day you
dirty little rats. Luv ya'
Joph
Terry-Happy Valentine's Day! Congratulations on your latest news. It
couldn't have been at a better time.
Maybe we could make it a double.
Liz
To the Jersey boy who shaved his
cheezy mustache-I'm glad the coin came up heads!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Jennifer-I apologize for the recent events and
how they turned out! Maybe you
can find it in your heart to give a
second chance to someone who was
stupid!
Jim
Beacon Staff,
Good luck in all of your
endeavors. There are a lot of people
out there who appreciate your hard
efforts.
Love, a fellow student.
Coke-O-Nose-lf we make it through today we can
make it through anything! Just
remember, any day now our prayers
will be answered! Have a Happy
Valentine's Day!
Love ya'
Whip cream
Woman
Wet Vac II &amp; Lizzie-Have a great Valentine's Day to two
great friends.
Love you both,
Wet Vac I
Hanker and Hamper-Hang in there, girls! Only a few
hours until all those cards,
balloons, candy, and flowers start
arriving! Are your rooms ready?
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
Love,AUGUG

�February 12, 1987

PAGE TEN

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Volleyball, a gym dance, water g
obstacle course, and other games highligh
year's Winter Weekend. Last weekend's fe
were marked by another activity--drinking. 'li
what seems to be the typical Wilkes philosop
"you can't have a good time unless you're
some students kept warm between eve
drinking beer.
The 22 Winter Weekend teams took their
from fairy tales. The top five winners for the
day event were Fantasia, with 33 points;
and the Forty Thieves, with 30 points;
Duckling, with 22 points; Absolutely Abs
Asses, with 21 points; and Tom Thumb,
points.
Chairperson for the event was Wendy M

Feb.16-20

MONDAY

Bee7Barley soup
Bacon Cheese Dog

with Potato Puffs
Peas

TUESDAY
Chicken Noodle soup
Chicken Ala King with
biscuits
Cauliflower

WEDNESDAY
Vegetable soup
Sausage Hoagie
Green Beans

THURSDAY

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Cream of Potato soup
Macaroni and Cheese
Broccoli

FRIDAY
Tomato Rice soup
Hot Turkey and Gravy
Peas and Carrots

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VALENTINE DINNER DANCE

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Come join us to celebrate a special evening at The Woodlands Inn and
Resort on Friday, February 13th.

Show your love with flowers
Top Shelf Cocktails---6:00 p.m.-7:00 p.m.
Dinner served-------7:Q0 p.m.-9:00 p.m.
Dancing--------9:00 p.m.-1:00 a.m.

Let one of New York's hottest bands show you a good time--this band is
blazing'. Enjoy cocktails at the top shelf bar--all night long--two
bartenders to serve you! The Woodlands' chef is featuring a special menu
just for Wilkes. Dinner will include: appetizer, an entree served with
garden salad, and a selection of potato, fresh vegetable, pasta, and breads.
Dessert is extra special for Valentine's Day--strawberry shortcake. All
this served in The Woodlands' Grand Regency Ballroom. So you'll
remember this wild evening, we're making special glasses just for you.
Tickets are on sale in the cafeteria during dinner and in the commuter
council office on the 3rd floor of the Student Center. Reserved seating is
available for your group, $25 per couple.
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Wilkes Floral Ce
featuring

for all students with I.D.
fresh flowers, roses, mylr
balloons, plants, candy
call

823-7155

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(across from Januzzi's)

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�ebruaiy 12, 1987

continue crunch
conference clubs
Wilkes men's basketball
three impressive
over tough MAC
tis past week.
Colonels started their
Thursday with a 77-68
r the Crusaders of
University.
floor general Marc
the Colonel's "crusade"
e high of 30 points.
ed in a sparkling alloonance by shooting 5- 7
int range and adding 5
3assists and five steals.
added 16 points and
hit for 14. Junior Scott

At the half, Willces trailed by 10
points with the score 40-30. They
rebounded in the second half,
however, and scored 62 points to
squeak out a 92-89 victory.
Marc Graves continued with
his hot shooting by hitting for 29
points. Jeff Steeber also turned in a
stellar performance as he pumped in
25 points. Shawn Miller tossed in
18 to aid the cause.
· On Monday,

the

Colone~

snapped after missing his second
attempt of the night
Wilkes was in action last
night in a televised game against
Scranton University. They will also
play host to FDU-Madison on
Saturday at 3:00 p.m. Be sure to
look for complete coverage in next
week's issue of The Beacon .
·

*#****************!
*

!
University and came away with an *
85-61 trouncing of the Rangers.
#
Junior Jeff Steeber had an *
extremely hot hand in that contest. *
He hit 15 of 19 shots for 31 points. !
Freshman Jim Nolan added 23 *
took to the hardwoods against Drew

ANNOUNCEMENT:

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TO BECOME

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aless you
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.m s took the·
rinners for
33 points;
a 30 poin
solutely Ab
)ID Thumb,

intramural action was
Ibis past week, as the
lrague joined the floor
in providing plenty
waiting many long
has returned. The fourth
inttamural floor hockey
&amp;rally underway.
league consists of 13
11tluding the returning
Devils. They will
b the next two months
make it into the 8 playoff
at the end of the season.
e results of this
are as follows:

I
3
0
8

823-7155
\.cadamy St. W-B
ss from Januzzi's)

1-4
1-3
1-2
0-3
0-3
0-4

Following
is
the
schedule
Thursday, Feb. 12th:
9:15
Devils vs. 391
10:00
Gobots vs. Muddy Helmets
10:45
NJ. Hurricanes vs. S.K.U.M.

11:30
Jaguars

VS.

San
Francisco
Bay Bombers

The complete results of the
basketball · competition are as
follows:
Monday, Feb. 2nd
Medicated Goo
Cheers

72
50

3
1

The Wrestlers
Dominique Wilkins

61
47

0

5.0
4-0
4-0
3-2

Schlom's
Barre

64
43

Great White North
Up and In

56

33
29

The Wrestlers
Diaz Kickers

32
26

Great White North
Cheers

58
25

Sunday. Feb.

55

Great White North
Barre

68
46

Dominique Wilkins
Cheers

42
40

The Wilkes College Bowling ·
Club is back in action for the
spring semester. The club takes to
the lanes every Friday at Chacko's
East on South Main Street

Melayu
Jerry's Kids

6-2
5-3
5-3

FMR
The Spares

Grim Reapers
Miller Lite All-Star
Return of the Boneheads
Four Horsemen
WAS
Team Banzai
O.M Tallboys
The Underdogs
Broad $t Bullies
G-Spots

7-1

Hakky Paldc

Great White North
Dominique Wilkins

48

Diaz Kickers
Cheers

48
46

38

Up and In
Dippy Donuts

40

The Wrestlers
Rat Pack

32
25

(i()

Great White North
Dippy Donuts

47
41

DQminique Wilkins
Diaz Kickers
'

44

The Wrestlers
Cheers

35
29

Up and In
Rat Pack

62
36

50

This makes three teams which
are undefeated so far this season.
They are, Great White North at 6-0,
Medicated Goo, 2-0, and The
Wrestlers. 4-0.

Trivia ■ • - • - by Lee S. Morrell
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7-1
5-3
4-4
3-5
3-5
2-6
1-7
1-7

Tim Wheeler
Mike Havrilla
Howie Knorr
Jim Consugar

235,570
210,564
204,201,598
200,561

Jess Holm
Crystal Coy

175,173,487
174,473

DIVISIONB

8th

Wedn~sday.Feb.4th

3-0-1
2-2
1-2

Medicated Goo
Schlom's

Monday. Feb. 9th

1

6

10%

S. F. Bay Bombers
Terminators
S.K.U.M.
391
Gobots
NJ. Hurricanes

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CU

Rat Pack
Following is a complete list O.M. Tallgals
of the results:
The B&amp;J Super Bowlers
Lucky Strikes
DIVISION A
Nucleus

tramural report

y--drink"

B OW1·In
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~------------------------•

THERE IS STILL TIME

A MEMBER OF THE
points.
WOMEN'S TENNIS TEAM
Nolan,
a
sharp-shooting :
FOR INFO CALL
freshman from Williamsport had _.;OACH WINGERT AT EXT. 34

water
1es hig
veekend

Junior forward Jeff Steebel' goes up for a scae

7-1

- - - - • -- •

-- • • •

Hello sports fans and a hearty congratulations to Don Shaw.
He was our first trivia winner of the semester. He successfully
answered that the first America's Cup race was held in 1851 off the
. coast of England. He also knew that the most successful club in
cup history is the New York Yacht Club. Also, I must mention
that Slocum Hall must have been studying up on the America's
Cup instead of Economics, Math, History, or whatever else they
study over there. After Don's correct answer, we received several
more correct answers from the residents of Slocum. Way to go
guys!
With the Rendez-Vous '87, the new hockey all-star game,
coming up, this week's questions will deal with hockey.
QUESTION# 1

Before playing with the Flyers, what was Pelle Lindbergh's claim
to fame?
QUESTION #2
What was the first U.S. based NHL team to sip champagne from
the Stanley Cup?
Good luck to all of you trivia buffs. Remember, with the

$5.00 prize, "winning isn't everything, it's the only thing" - Vince
Lombardi. Get your answers in early. Last week's winner had his
answers in just a few hours after the first issue hit the stands. We
are on the 3rd floor of the Student Center, ext. 379.

�·C oIone I* •••••••••• Wrestlers fall to Army
•···••Of the wee~•*****
*********

by Bill Kern

The Wilkes matmen saw its

eleven match winning streak come

Marc Graves

to an end as the 11th ranked Cadets
of Army posted a 21-17 victory
over the Colonels.
Wilkes found out quickly what
kind of match it would be as
Dennis Mejias was called for
stalling and was forced to settle for
a 5-5 tie with Bob Kirkpatrick.
Ron Miller then put the
Colonels ahead with a hard fought
10-9 victory over Paul Kuznik.
Andre Miller gave the Colonels an
8-2 lead as he defeated Army's Tod
Messit by a score of 5-0.
Wilkes' Gary Sanchez pulled
off another close victory for the
Colonels as he defeated Army's
Brian Bartos 2-1.
Cadet Mike French scored a
victory over Colonel Joe Ianuzzi by
a 10-8 score. Things didn't get any
better for Wilkes as sophomore
Frank Goldowski lost to Army's
John Puppley. This cut the Wilkes
lead to only two points.
Craig Rome put some more
points on the board for Wilkes with
a 9-4 decision over Bill Boice. This
gave Wilkes what would turn out to
be their last lead of the match, 14-

9.
Army's Cliff Harris and Don
Costigan sealed the victory for the
Cadets. Harris pinned Frank
Richards to give Army the lead at
15-14. Costigan posted a technical
fall over Mark Palanchi.
Steve Schannaur won the final

match by a decision over Steve

Lyle to make the final score, Army
21, Wilkes 17.
The Colonels also dropped
their second match as Clemson
swept the last three weight classes
to give the Tigers a 21 -16 victory.
Brian Bauer had a tough task
m the match as he went up against
Curt Howell. Howell is ranked 11th
in the country at 118-pounds. Bauer
gave Howell all he could handle
before bowing 7-6.
Dennis Mejias moved up to
126-pounds and got back on the
winning track as he pinned
Clemson's
Darren
Simmons.
Wilkes upped it's lead to 9-3 when
Andre Miller decisioned Bill
Domask:y, 6-3.
Clemson closed the gap to 9-6
as Bob Taylor defeated Gary
Sanchez 8-4. Joe Ianuzzi lost his
second tough match of the
afternoon as he lost a close 4-2
decision to Bill Orr.
With the score tied at 9, Frank
Goldowski put the Colonels back
on top with a 7-6 decision over
Dave Lassiter. Craig Rome upped
the Colonels' lead to 16-9 with a
major decision over Jim Atkinson.
Lady luck was not sitting on
the Wilkes bench this Saturday,
though. Frank Richards lost a
tough 6-5 decision and Matt
Palanchi suffered a 7-5 loss to
Doug Slottmaker.
The Colonels held a slim 1615 lead going into the heavyweight
match, but all hopes of victory
ended when Clemson's Brian Raber

pinned Steve Schannauer
Willces bounced backD
Rutgers, 26-16, 10 end
meet skid.
Brian Bauer got the
rolling with a 5-4 VIC
Mike McHugh. Ron M1 II
a 7-3 decision and Anih
won his third match orthe
a 9-3 decision 01er
Rosamilice.
Gary Sanchez
Colonels' lead by
technical fall over Scou
Frank Castano decisional
Stucco, 5-1, to give the
18-0 lead.
Semos Gardner putR
the board as he posted
victory over Frank
Mike Schroat put the
21-3 with a 10-7 victcxy
Anderson.

second major decision as
defeated Chris Hiros IO
Colonel lead to 26-3.
Wilkes forfeited the I
match and future NFL
Lee Getz pinned Steve
to make the final score,
Rutgers 15.
The Colonels'
matches are on the
Wilkes traveling to L
F&amp;M on Saturday.
Congratulations go
Andre Miller who was
week's "Friday's Hero'
achievements on the mi

classroom.

Wilkes women
down Lady Mules
by Wendy Holden

Beth Heisennan in action for the Lady Colonels

The Wilkes College Lady
Colonels suffered two defeats this
past week before coming back with
a close win over Muhlenberg
College last night.
In a very physical game
against Susquehanna last Thursday,
the lady hoopsters came up just
short. The Crusaders outscored the
Lady Colonels, 77-64.

High scorers for the Colonels
were
Maureen
and
Melissa
Kennedy, the hot shooting twin
sisters from Williamsport Pa ..
Maureen scored 19 points and
pulled down 7 rebounds while sister
Melissa made 22 points and grabbed
10 rebounds.
On another bad night for
Coach Jodi Kest's squad, the ladies
lost to Lycoming. The ladies were

out shot, 67-53 in that
scorers for that contest
Ellen Opeka with 14
rebounds and Diana S
points.
Coach Kest got her
on the winning track
night when Wilkes
Muhlenberg to do ba
Lady Mules. Wilkes WCI
79-73.

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                    <text>Core changes
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by Elizabeth Mazzullo
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ter aided design
puter aided e.n(CAD/CAE) play a.n
Irole in the WHkes
curriculum as well as
· aspects of local
. Additio.o.ally. the
1 continually bei.ng
U1 order to main-

freshman. level and can also
be accessed by other services. In common terms. the
system allows multidimensional diagrams and layouts
to be viewed on the computer
screen. This sophisticated
programming makes possible such thin.gs as circuit
design. temperature distribution analysis. and antenna
design in a manner not
previously available.
Nejib pointed out that
students are able to design
an. antenna on the computer
in a fraction of the time it
possible. "The reason for would otherwise .require.
this," stated Rachel Lohman.. Wilkes has all the software
Director of Financial Aid. "is and hardware needed for the
because often students forget system. at a value of near
about them and miss the $200,000. No College mo.o.ey
was i.o.volved in the acdeadline."
With the cost of edu- quisition. The equipme.o.t
cation rising and federal and was secured through state
state aid programs being cut. and in.dustrial grants.
Nejib also stated that
students need all the money
they can get to help pay for Wilk.es is the only college in
their education.. UWe just the area that uses ADA. ADA
want to be sure that eve.ry- is scie.o.tific computer lango.ne receives all the aid uage developed primarily for
they're entitled to," Lohman
Continued on p. 3
said.
taio. a comprehensive faciF
ity on campus. This program
makes Wilk.es a local center
of advanced technology."
according to Dr. U. R. Nejib,
Dean. of the School of
Engin.eerin.g and Physical
Sciences,
The CAD/CAE system is
integrated into regular en.gin.eerin.g courses above the
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7-88 ·aid forms
iled out
financial Aid Office
mailed the 1987-88
ral Student Aid
· n to all retur.ning
students. Anyone
ool receive these is
obl&amp;in them from
cial Aid Office as
,ossible.
gh the deadline
is not until May 1.
denlS should comreturn them to the
places as soon as

posed model is "tentative.N
"We need to hone in and
polish up the areas of
distribution.," Telban said.
Problems under consideration include "what kind of
thin.gs . would go into the
distribution" and what would
be an "adequate n.umbet of
credit hours," she added.
Acco.rdi.o.g to Beaman.
there is also talk about "not
offering the distribution ·.requirements according to
traditio.o.al academic units.
but coming up with new
creative clusters" such as
"Technology and Society,"
"Values," and "Man and His
Environment."
Cutting the number of
credit hours required in
these disciplines also means. ·
Beaman said. that "we'll have
to come up with new
courses" to provide onesemester overviews of subjects now covered in two
semesters.
"It frees up a lot of
hours," Beaman observed.
Beaman said that the
Continued on p. 3

In a few yea.rs Wil.tes
stude.o.ts may not need to take
18 credits in the human.ities.
12 credits i.o. social scie.o.ces.
and 12 credits in mathematics or scie.o.ce. A model
for a revised core curriculum was proposed January 13. and it suggests some
substa.o.tial changes may be
i.o. the works.
"The proposed model is
.really open," said Robert
Beaman. Associate Dean. for
Academic Affairs. "We're
t.ryi.o.g to create space for
interdisciplinary courses."
The current proposal.
according to Sharon Telban.
Chairperson of the Co.re
Curriculum Review Committee. is the "same ge.o.eral
model presented since last
year."
This model cuts the
number of distribution. requirements from 4~ credits
to 21 credits, reducin.g the
number of required courses
i.o. the humanities. in mathematics and the sciences, and
in the social sciences. It adds •.• ,. ,,,,,,.,, ,..,
12 credits of "Common E:iperience" courses to the co.re
and adds foreign language to
the cu.rre.o.t "Proficiencies"
requirements in English and l &lt;&lt; n LS III
in math/computer scie.o.ce.
According to the schedule of "Curricular Objectives," Wilkes is currently in
its second year of a six-year
plan to implement a revised
core. The .new curriculum
will not actually go into
effect until Fall, 1989.
although "pieces" might be
introduced "as early as nut
year," according to Telban.
Telba.o. noted that the 1+1:aa
biggest controversy and the
greatest discussion have
centered on the distribution
requireme.o.ts, particularly
on the number of credits
that should be .required in

�Pebnmy 5. 1937

PACE TWO

-Eciitorial

Proposed core curriculum-~ yes or no?
The top story in this wee.k's

B6•co.Dis of major importance. The
co.re .requirements for Wil.tes
College are presently undergoing a
reevaluation process. The decision
to change the co.re will affect the
present students of the College and
the future students. On page four
appears the proposed curricular
model as of January 13. 1987. The
model. as it appears he.re, has both
positive and negative aspects.
The most drastic changes in the
co.re requirements are seen in the
·distribution .requirements" area
and in a newly established area
entitled ·common experience: The
"common experience" area includes
three credits each of "Freshman
Symposium I &amp; II" and two three
credit "Integ.rative/lnte.rdisciplinary" courses.

"Freshman Symposium I &amp;JI"
includes writing/word processing
and is . designed to increase
proficiency in speaking stills.
critical thin.ting, and bibliographic
(library) technology. It is also
proposed that the course include
~ndividual or group conferences
between students and faculty. In
addition, students will attend
lectures. concerts, plays, and
sporting events. This course idea, in
and of itself. is good. It would
provide a mo.re comprehensive
introduction to cotlege. teaching
f .reshmen how to grasp and apply
concepts. and how to approach
college learning in general.
The "Integ.rative/1.nte.rdisciplinary" courses are a viable idea as
well. These · courses would allow
students to incorporate what they

----------

Cardiac monitoring course
offered to nurses
Due to the increasing interest in Cardiac Monitoring.
D.r. Fahmy Dean . of Graduate Studies and Continuing
Education is offering an opportunity for Wiltes College
nursing students to en.roll in the Continuing Education
coune under Professional Development "Basic Cardiac
Monitoring" taught by Linda Desmond of Wiltes College
and Linda Chipego of Luzerne County Community College,
free of charge.
Criteria for applying for this scholarship are:
1) .Senior Standing in

have learned in other courses. They
would provide students with the
opportunity to mate certain
connections--unde.rstanding that all
fields of study are inter-related.
Courses such as 'Technology _and
Society" enable students to .realize
that their area of study is not
isolated. that it should be seen as
part of a larger whole.
The proposed co.re cu.r.ricular
model is Jae.ting, however. in the
area of "distribution .requirements."
The humanities area is .reduced f.rom
18 to 6 credits, the math/science
area from 12-16 to 6 credits. and the
social science area f.rom 12 to 6
credits. The suggested cuts are
.rather drastic. Fo.r the other areas
of the plan to wo.r.k successfully (ie.
the "common experience" area).
especially
the
"Integrative/

Any Budding
Journalists out
there?
/Jet some real
ezperlence by
rriting .for THE

2) G.P.A. of 32'

stop by the o.1./Jc

3) -Future plans to wo.r.k with Cardiac Monitoring.
Five tn scholarships are available. For further
information contact Ann Cal.tins at the Continuing
Education Office, En. ZZ,.

VOL. XXXIX No. 14 February

Attention
Wednesday,, February 25.. 1987 wl
follow the Monday class schedule.
all classes that regularly meet on Mon
induding evening college dasses, will

Wednesday, February 25th during thal

BEACON/ Just

Nursing.

fflJeleacou 5.

Interdisciplinary" courses,
necessary for students to
better understanding or
individual discipline. This
standing cannot be gaiAed
plan as it is now. Such a
in these areas should
evaluated ma.ting cuts ia
areas of the core. if necessary
The curricular m
previously stated. is only a
and is therefore subject II
changes and revisions.
curriculum and Review
will be conducting meetings
students and faculty. It
responsibility of us students
it a point to voice our opinio
positive and .negative) ,
opportunity presents itself.
after all. our education
tutu.re.

o.l the Student

Quote ofthe JDHt
"Life is too important a thing ever to talk seri
about."

Center or call us
1987

Editor-in-chief ........................................ Pamela K. Jones
News Editors.............................................Michelle Munday
...........................................Elizabeth MazzuUo
Feature Editors................................................Amy Haacoct
.........................................Lo.r.ri Steinbacher
Sports Editor ..........................................................Jim Py.rah
Copy Editor ..........................................Yendy Rosencraoce
Photography Editor .......................................Murnal Abaul
Staff Photog.raphe.r..........................................Bruce Alexis
Advertising Maaqer ..................... ._ ..........Mart Shedlock
Business Maaager ..........................................joel fomalont
Advisor ..................................................................Tom Bigler

C.atri~•li•1 Wrilen: Lee S. Morrell. john Iepics,
0 Jane Circa, Wendy Holden. Bill Kern, Joe Iultys, Bill
Barber, Karen Natishan, Korrie Everett. Freel Hove,
Eddie Lupico.
Published weekly du.ring the fall and spring semesters
excepting scheduled b.rea.ts and vacation periods. All
views expressed are those of the individual writer and
not of the publication o.r the College. Names may be
withheld from letters to the edito.r, but all letters to the
editor must be signed to insure :validity.

Ill ezt. J79

"Meet the Pres"
I am anxious to begin qain the informal discussion sessions with students, ·
started before the holidays. Taking advantage of the newly renovated Stark
the "Meet. the Pres" sessions will be held there on Tuesday after.noons from ~:J
, :30 (or tonger, if desired). We will begin nest. Tuesday, February 10, at ◄:30 p.a.
My need and desire to mow what students a.re thinking and eu,eriencing at f'
mate such get-togethers very important. for me. I hope they will allow studeall
understand my thinking as I address my responsibilities as president.
meetings cu pe.rhaps create an interest. in other gathe.rings in other seltinlfi
the initiative of students, to include me and other members of the faculty aod
to discuss our 1/il.tes Community.
See you in the Start Lobby.
Sfocerely.
Christopher N. Breiselh
President

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conclusions
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tv. Such a
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ting cuts ·
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revisions.
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Will

unngthal

bruary-- 31 days long?
j&amp;ne Circa
days hath SepApril. June. and
"
...
remember the rest of
rhyme. don't you?
il say about Febru1 the "little one,"
OGJy 28 days, except
llap years. vhen it's
•Wilkes College. Not
, 111yway. You see.
's Wilkes calendar
I days for February.
·1 even a leap year
I

you might say that
simply a printer's
there really are
d&amp;ys this month . But
vrong. After all.
CoJJege that mates
into Mondays
ys into Tuesdays.
,vould the College
from adding a few
to the calendar?
light well wonder at
for this. I did. too.

ing
dfrom p. 1
ral government.

ovs the ongoing
a highly sophistKhnological system
CAD/CAE systems
created
several
on campus. New
such as circuit anaheat transfer. a.re
around the comcapabilities. A new
111 be offered is soft. eering and inte-

'
studen
a d Star

for a white. but after some
hard thought I came up with
one.
It may well surprise you.
You see. the Co11ege k1u,-.,
that we would miss a fev
afternoons· worth of classes
because of the snow. And so
as not to deprive us of vaJuable educational opportunities (not to mention the big
bucks our parents shell out
for tuition). the CoUege delibe.rately
scheduled
iJJ
adYa.o.ce three extra days for
classes. It .knew we would get
over a foot of snow in one
week. And what is even more
remarkable is that it knew
this last summer when the
calendars were printed!
(Just think. if the Co11ege
only had this foresight when
it came to other campus matters. there wouldn't need to
be such endless discussio.ns
about the "direction" of
Wilkes or about the core
curricu1um!)
Nov that we've settled on
,rlJy Wilt.es has a longer

February than the rest of the
world. what does the College
want us to do with these
days?
We11, if you loot. at these
days. you'll notice that there
is ,110t/Ji111 scheduled on the
calendar for February 2()-31 .
No basketball games, no
wrestling meets. no meetings
o.r deadJines or national holidays. Nothing to take us away
from our studies. in other
words.
Of course. the calendar
doesn't say whether we have
classes those days, either.
Should we just assume that
because two of those days are
weekdays we do, in fact. have
classes? Presumably this
information will be given to
us students through the usual channels (which means
that most people will. as
usual. have absolutely no
idea as to what is going on).
But a College omnipotent
enough to foresee snow
months in advance viU surely let us know what to do

grated manufacturing.
Local industry is shoving great interest in Wilkes·
nev systems. The advanced
abilities of such programs as
these are · of great aid to
technology.
Classes have
been arranged fo.r the purpose of educating employees
of the industries involved.
The relationship between
College and the community is
beneficial. as each supports
the other.
The future of the system
is bright. By the end of this

semester. Wil.tes will have
one of the area's newest
CAD/CAE facilities and capabilities on campus. Also by
the same time. distributing
computing and work stations
will be constructed to facilitate access to the equipment.
Students currently use certain modes of the program
on the Data General terminal. "The nev facilities
will be automatic extensions
for the courses," noted Nejib.
"This is an asset for the
College and the .region."

IIEIIORANDUII
Members of the Student Body
Jane K. Lampe-Groh, Acting Dean of Stude.nt Affairs
Paul S. Ada.ms. Associate Dean of Student Affairs
John G. Reese, Director of Athletics

I

ons fro

February 2. 1987

~. at -f:30 p
sncing at
allow stu
resident.
,ther seUi
faculty a.a

· N. Breisetb

Members of the Women's and Men's Basketball Teams are to be commended for
recent performances in contests with King's College on January 28th. We took.
in their athletic ability and applaud their display of superb good
anship.
For lhe most part we also appreciated the tremendous enthusiasm and support of
fans who attended these contests. We would .remind fans, however, that their
usiasmshould remain within the bounds of good taste and should not interfere
the athletic contest or in any way endanger the athletes. Should the situation
,the College will support the decision of a referee to remove any spectator from
athletic competition .
As the winter sports season continues we hope our fans wi11 support our Wil.tes ·
vith the enthusiasm and decorum as expressed by ou.r athletes.
We e1te11d our good wishes to the athletes as they complete their season.

about this. so do.n't spend reading before midterms.
valuable time worrying Yes. indeed. -we nov are
about it.
blessed with 72 additional
In the meantime. just hours to worry about that
think of all the things you impending talc test or econ
can do with t/Jree e.rtra days exam. Think of it as aJl the
For example. having three fun of .reading day. muJextra days means 72 eztra tiplied by three . . ..
hours to sleep in. More time
And finally. think. of
to eat. drink.. and be merry. these days. from February 29
and a fev extra hours to to 31. as a late Christmas gift
.recover from the resultant from Wilt.es Co11ege to aJl of
hangover. It gives you extra us. It forgot to give us this
time to pursue your hobbies, extra study time before
whatever they may be.
Christmas, during finals. so
For those at.ready in the it's trying to mate up for it
holiday spirit, it means you now. two months late. You
get more time to sit and stare see. it absentmindedly hid
at the flowers you got for these days at the end of
Valentine's Day and watch February. much as your
them wilt. If you're already Aunt Martha hid that one
thinking ahead to next Christmas present that won't
month's holidays, you've got be found until August. hideven mo.re time to plan your den behind boxes in the
St. Patric.k's Day bash. And attic. But as Aunt Martha will
for the truly enterprising say to you as she hands you a
among us. there are. of pair of wool socks wrapped
course, three extra shopping in .reindeer-patterned papdays before Christmas.
er.
"Remember--it's the
And of course, we all get thought that counts."
more time to catch up on that

New core

Continued from p. 1
proposed model was "less of a
literal-minded
chec.t.list"
than the cur.rent core. He
explained that under the
proposed plan. students. with
their advise.rs, would need to
plan a way to meet their
academic goals through the
distribution, through interdisciplinary courses. and
through their majors.
"We want to structure the
curriculum so a lot of the
proficiencies go across the
cu.r-riculum." he said.
Heaman
commented.
"Students won't be able to get
out of he.re with holes" in
their educations.
Studeats and faculty

members will have a chance
to .voice their opinions about
the proposed co.re. Open
hearings for f acuity and
students will be held "in the
middle of Much/ Telban
said. &amp;dding. "OUr plan is to
have a mo.re detailed model to
present in open hearings."
Heam.an observed. "We
need lots more input.".
The Core Curriculum
Review Committee hopes to
have either one or two
models to choose from before
the open hearings take
place.
According to Telban. the
model for the • revised core
curriculum will be presented
to the faculty for a vote at its
May meeting.

(Editor's 11018: T./Jis 6Zpl.aalio11 of IYilkes' SJJOF poliq
comes from• memo from tile S11Jde11! Affairs Office.)

In the event of inclement weather the College officials
will mate · every attempt to render a prompt decision
.regarding whether classes will be cance11ed.
This
information vi11 be disseminated on campus and to the
media and vi11 indicate whether classes are cancelled or if
ve a.re available at the Registrar's Office, the Offices of the
Deans of Student Affairs and the Residence Life Office.
The College .recognizes that our commuting students
come from a wide geographic area and that road conditions
can vary greatly. Common sense and good judgment should
act as your guide as to whether you can get to the College. or
vhethe.r you need to leave earlier than the announced
closing time. We would anticipate that the Faculty will
.respect your judgment in these matte.rs when you inform
them upon your return to campus.

�PAGEFOUI

February ~. 1937

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You are cordially invited to attend
first annual Nursing/Bngineeriq
Dinner Dance.
Date: Priday. Peb. 27. 1987
Place: Sheraton
Tiae: 6-7 p.a. Coctt1il1
7-9 p. ■. Dinner
9- t a. ■. Dancing with

·spectrum·
Price: St O per person
Poetry, prose, and constructive tips on creative writing are all features of the wee.tty
fl ritina Workshops held on the second floor of the Student Center Tuesdays at 7 p.m.

Dance sparks discussion
by Michelle Mu.nday
At the Friday after.noon
Student Government meeting. the annual Valentine's
Day dinner dance. sponsored
by IRHC and Commuter
Council. was o.ne of the main
topics of discussion.
Each year IRHC and CC
sponsor the Halloween.
Christmas. Valentine's Day.
and April Fools Day dances,
splitting the cost fifty-fifty.
Last spri.na Commuter
Council did not submit a
budget request for this year
to Student Government. Because they did .not submit a
budget request. they were
not give.n any fu.nds to
finance the activities they
are supposed to co-sponsor.
IRBC footed the entire
bill for the Christmas dance
with the promise that they
would be reimbursed at a
later date. According to a
member of CC. IRHC .never
. received the mo.ney .
Whe.n it came time to
start ma.ting arra.ngemettts
for the Vale.nti.ne's Day

dinner dance, IRHC told CC
they would have to come up
with the entire amou.nt
($3200) .needed to ru.n the
dance or they would .not be
.named as co-sponsors of the
dance.
Because CC has .not yet
submitted a budget request
they still do not have the
futtds to finance half the
cost. let alo.ne foot the e.ntire
bill.
O.n Friday CC submitted a
fund request to Student
Gove.r.nme.nt
requesting
$3200 to finance the dance.
but .not a single member of
CC was present· at the meeting to make a first readi.ng.
John Jankowski. preside.nt of IRHC was prese.nt at
the meeti.ng. He explained
some of Ule items on the
fund request. but he did not
propose the request for the
first reading.
Dea.n Adams stated that
Student Goverttment would
be spe.nding over $10.000 o.n
dinner dances alone this
semester. He suggested that
IRHC and CC try something

different.
Jan.towsi. however. argued that the Valenti.ne's Day
dinner dance is a tradition
betwee.n the two organizatio.ns that should .not be
bro.ten.
A meeting was held on
Tuesday. February 3 to try to
reach some kind of decision
co.ncerning the dance. After
an hour of discussion. it was
decided that CC would try to
get the cost of the dinner
dance dow.n $2~0 by eliminating the hors d'oeuvres
and reduci.ng the .number of
bartenders from three to two
(this will bring the cost of
gratuity down).
At the next Student
Governme.nt meetina, an
IRHC representative will be
on hand to mate a proposal.
They will be requesting $,00.
It has been decided that
IRHC wm foot the entire bill
for the Valentine's dinner
dance on the condition that
CC will be responsible for the
April Fool's dance.

Scholarships available
by :Kare.a Natishan
The American Business
Wome.n's Associatio.n and the
Pennsylvania Federation of
Democratic Women. I.nc .. recenUy notified the Financial
Aid Office of the availability
of several scholarships for
the 1987-88 academic year.
To be eligible for the
American Business Women's

Association's scholarships.
candidates must be women
seeking a business or professional
career.
have
financial need. and be in
good scholastic sta.ndi.ng
(have at least average
grades).
Past awards have ra.nged
from $300 to $600; however.
the amount for the upcoming year has .not been

determined.
Applications are available at the financial aid
office and must be postmarked by March 13. 1987.
I.n addition. the Pennsylvania
Federation
of
Democratic Women. Inc .. is
awarding three scholarships
in the amount of $800 each.

Continued on p. 5

Tickets 10 on sale llon.• Peb. CJ, rro1
11 a.a.-1 p.m. in SLC Lobby ud
Peb. 9 and 11 at dinner in tbe
Cafeteria.

PROPOSED COUICOLAR IIODR 1-13-

PROFICIENCIES
(-0 -18 credits)
0 - 6 Math/Comp. Sci.
0 - 6 English
0 - 6 Foreig.n Language

Individual assessment

COMMON EXPERn:N
(12 credits)

I. 3 credits
II. 3 credits (pre-re
Freshmu Sym

to determine level of

proficiency in each
area.

Integrative/
Interdisciplinary

Perso.nal Development
Component (0 credits)

A. Physical Education
(Lifelong Activities)

B. Bibliographic
Technology
Use
(Integrated i.n
Symposium I)
Major Impact
Orientation

C. Introduction to
College Life
Orientation
Symposium I

D. Career Development
Major Department
Caree.r Services
Cooperative Education

Senior Seminar

(0 - 3 credits)
Part of major
requirement

DISTRIBUTION
REQUIREMENTS
(21 credits)

Arts
Humanities
Math/Science
Social Science
Students must seled
course from tvo ·
plines in each
area to fulfill di
.requirement.

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aton
Cocttaill

sylvania voman in
· r class vho is
in mating a
politics or
at or vho is
1 to teach gover11nomics. history. or
field is eligible.
IS must ~so possess
ntic family backor be an active
t in the activities
ocratic Party.
'cations are availthe Financial Aid
ud are due by April
in

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LC Lobby
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~reshma.n S
I. 3 credits
ll. 3 credits (preFreshman Sy

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sored by
IJJol" W Club
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t/Jl/oom
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.DOI/Jori

Review policy 'positive'
by Joe Kultys
"The whole thing is positive and the.re a.re .no .negative sanctions involved,"
said D.r. Robe.rt Heam.an.
Associate Dean of Academic
Affairs.
Beaman was tat.king
about the Faculty Development/ Evaluation here at
Wilkes. The policy is now in
its second year of operation.
and Heaman commented .
"We've had very good luc.k
with it."
Faculty members are
.reviewed by a committee of
three persons. with at least
one of the persons being
from outside of the faculty
member's department. "The
interests of the facuity
member. his o.r he.r department. and the college as a
whole. are all se.rved by the
reviews ... stated Heam.an.
These evaluations and
reviews are done every five
years. in order to "do what

(0 - 3 credits)

DISTRIBlITION

REQUIREMENTS

w~ can to help the facuity role in the Evaluation. Policy them to where they want to
membe.r to get whe.re he o.r and each faculty member be. In the process. it should
she wants to be." said being reviewed is required help them to be better into submit them.
structors and to help them
Beaman.
The Evaluation. Policy is give students a better educaMany other factors are
ta.ten into consideration. designed to help the f acuity tion . .
such as a self-evaluation achieve their goals and get
profile. a mission sensitive
questionnaire. and student
evaluations.
The . policy states: ''The
purpose of the Faculty
Development process is to
help faculty assess whe.re
they are in their careers and
where they would like to be."
"We try to help them
achieve what they need,"
said Heaman. "The peers sit
down and talk about imp.roving those student evaluations
to get the students the performance they deserve."
Heaman also commented
that there is plenty offrank.
open discussion from the
faculty member's colleagues
on how to imp.rove thei.r
_.
evaluations. Student evalua- ._Dean Robert Beaman believes that the Faculty
tions do play an importut Development/Evaluation program is "positive."

It's eleven p.m.
youknowwhereyourpaperis?

Senior Semin

Pa.rt of major
requirement

PAGEFJYB

Yes.

__________________________

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Don't despair. Your problem is already half-~Jived. For a limited
time, you can buy an Apple®Macintosh'M Plus 0r a Macintosh 512K
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Microsoft Works is not just one program, it's four integrated pro·
grams: word processing, data-base management, spreadsheet with
charting, and communications.
Meaning you can put charts in your history essays. Spreadsheets in
your economics papers. Call Dow Jones News/Retrieval at 2:00 A.M. to
get the facts for your journalism story due at 8:00 A.M.
So if you're taking more than one subject this semester, you should
check out Macintosh and Microsoft Works.
But don't wait till the eleventh hour. This offer will end soon.
And your paper might stay out all night.

(21 credits)
Arts
Humanities
Math/Science
Socia.I Science

Students must se
cou.rse f.rom two
plines in each

area to fu1fill
requirement.

--Coa&amp;act :

Macintosh and Microsoft Works

Joe Bellucci at SLC, looa J.C8
john t::och at SLC. Room ..Z6

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�February 5. 1917

PACESIJ

Continuing education program
promises something for . everyone
by Laura Kelley
What exactly is meant by
"continuing education" and
how does it relate to Wiltes
College? This question is asked by many students who are
not aware of the Division of
Continuing Education here at
WiJ.t.es College.
The conti.ouin.g education. program offers an excellent . curriculum for college students. graduate students. and community members aH.t.e. whether they are
profession&amp;ls or non-professionals. The WiJ.t.es College
Division. of Continuing Education offers high quality.
non-degree courses divided
in.to three areas of study:
professional development.
cultural enrichment. and
personal improvement.
Professional
developme.o.t studies include courses
geared towards professionals
such as physicians. .o.urses.
accountants. lawyers. and
educators. Cultural enrich.ment courses emphasize cultural studies i.o. literature.
opera. and the arts. The pe.r-

develop specific stills and
personal traits.
A few ei:amples of the
courses offered in these
areas of specialty include:
Basic C&amp;rdi&amp;c Monitoring.
Business Law and Dist. Man-

----------------------

soaal impnwe.m.eat pro1ram
is designed to help people

CLASSIFIEDS
To the future hedgeclipper
victim across the hall-Call any one of us "baby"
again and you'll be singing
soprano!
from nobody's ha.rem
Cate (Miss Hahvuhd '91 )1 already ordered the frame
for your highly treasured
(yet heartbreakingly short)
note of late. Think harder
.next time a.tld maybe some
more will come to you .
Your darling sis
APARTIIIH lOR RI■T-­
South franklin St., huge. tTo
bedroom, living room, dining room, AII:J v/v carpeting, plus l&gt;arement PARTY
BARI 15-minute TiBlk to campus. Heat included. Available
immediately for $350/month.
Call john at 696-4474 or Bill
at 823-2953.
Aim(ata biltet dous:),
What do you get whe.n you
cross an eight-pou.nd Chuckle with a te.n-pound tea bag?
I don't know. but I'm sure we
could find some way to get
emotionally traumatized over
it!!!
Love. Beti.nda-esque

nature and are taught by
high quality i.nstructore.
Courses in foreign languages such' as Arabic. Chinese. and Italian are offered
ia addition to the specialized
area of study.

Realizing the grorlh and
development in the northeastern
Pennsylvania area.,. 'IYllkes sees the
need for this type of program
rhich dlreclly Interacts rith the
surroundlne community.
agement. Effective Marketing in the Health Care field,
Small Business Mar.t.eti.og,
Copi.o.g With Stress. Effective
Public Spewng. Nutritional
Wellness/Personal Evaluation. Poetry of the 20th
Century. and The Constitution and You . These courses
are hi1hly professional in

A.o. advantage of co.o.tinuin.g education is that it provides a fairly flexible schedule of Fall. Spring. and
Summer semesters. I.o.dividuals taking these courses
are motivated to e.o.ha.o.ce
their st.ills for their own
knowledge and use. · The
Continuin Education ro-

g('&amp;Jll offers scholarships in
a variety of courses so that
many differe.o.t people may
have the opportunity to take
pa.rt in this program.
High quality instructors
upgrade the teachi.o.g and
professionalism within the
departme.o.t. The stude.o.ts become directly linked to their
community through these
studies. For example. for a
World Religions course representatives from several
different religio.ns were
brought in to teach the class.
These - representatives included people from the
Protest&amp;At. Islamic. Buddhist.
and Hindu religio.ns.
"Co.nti.o.uing Educatio.n is
a reflection of Wil.t.es College's mission. i.o. the community," explains Dr. Fahmy.
Realizing the growth a,g.d.
development of_ the·. northeastern. Pennsylvania area.
Wilt.es sees the need for this
type of program. one that
interacts directly with the
surrounding community. ·
."The Wilt.es College Continuing Education. program
ac~omodates the ' growing
needs of agencies and orga.o.izations within the common-

ity. This program
accordance with
organizations such
Medical Society,
Association. and
ing societies.
The program of
uing Education 111
by Dr. F&amp;bmy in I
program started out
mere twenty-five
has e1panded to
fifteen hundred
present," Dr. F&amp;hay
announced. Tho
people benefit froa
sional events.
and seminars.
Wilk.es College's
uing Education
nationally reco1n·
National Council
Education Unit: ft

Wil.t.es Colleae's

F.duc&amp;tioa Pro1na
best in the enlin
eastera Pennsy
would not be Ill
statemeat. The p
come a long way
growing everyday.
ther information
Mahmoud H. Fa.bay.
82-i-"6~1. en. 2~.

r,

years

I has
est

C

state

I

in. tb

ircle l
rved 1

e pas1

at's j

coU,

oes:
. Si
last ~
eld a
fit th1
drivi

&amp;11.n
inge
d SJ
jects
it's yi

I. N(l

teletb
usi&amp;!i
rda}
Colle4
sting
harteJ

n Cr

inder ("Ta lor?") a hit!
by Lorri Steinbacher

What? James Taylor played Wilk.es last Satu
that's not eracJ/y true. James Taylor did .not play
at this semester's premiere of the No RSVP Corti
Series. but he just as well could have.
Dave Binder. James Taylor fan and performer
dinaire showed the audience at the SUB eiactly ,
coffeehouse performances are made of.
Binder mixed many of Taylor's weJl-t.novn b'
as Somel/Ji.111 i.11 the IYay She Moves, Fi
.Rai.11, Ste~mroller, and HoJY SJYeet It Is, wilh
Taylor·~ l~sser known. material--the kind that o
core
fa.ns would come in contact with . The si
the jam-packed audience in 'the syBa chance to
James Taylor while being e1posed to another very
pe.rformer. In fact, Binder closed the shov with oa,
ow.n tunes. proving that although he may so
Taylor he has talent in. his own right.
The ~UB was the perfect atm.oshpere for the
although some people had to sit on the floor ud
were packed fairly tightly the atmosphere only
emphasize the closeness and warmth that a cofli
should promote. You could not have asked fora

.rr

evening.

k e:

·

If you missed this coffeehouse, you'll get
chance on February 27. This show will featun
Rudolf and Willes' own Jeff Eline.

that:
·on .
the d&lt;
ffet-s1
inn.er
helpi.ll
five }
es.
ties ,
. and &lt;
t. Th,
ded by
omMa
ce
di.nf!
ommu.ll
ircle 1
i.nclu

�P~ruacy 5, 1917

l

on
'his progna
~dance widl
!lizations su
cal Society,
::iation. aod
ocieties.
'h e program
Education
1r. Fahm.y ia
:.ra.m. started
~ tweaty-five
expanded to
ea huad.red
ent." Dr. F&amp;b

ouaced. Th
,le beaefit f
al eveats.
seminars.
Wilkes CoUe1•
~ Education
1oaally reco1
lonal Council .
catioa· Unit: ..

res Colleae's
cwoa Proa
~ in the en
tern Peaasy
1ld not be
.em.ent. The p
le a long way
1wing everyday
:r information
hm.oud H. F&amp;b
l-"6ll. en. ZZ,.

lit!
....Vilkes last Satu
LYlor did not play
:i.e No RSVP Co
LVe.
l and

performer
:i.e SUB exactly .,,
ii.de of.
•'swell-known b"
Slle Maves. F..

~JYeet It Is. with
-the kind that o
tact with. The sh
SUB a chance to
ed to another very
l the show with o
ugh he may so
ight.
)shpere for the
t on the floor and
.tmosphere only .b
a.rm.th that a cofli
~ have asked for I

e.

PACESEVD

ilkes Circle K to
Gemini--be true
lebrate 25th anniversary
to yourself!
'th dinner

••1
recelue en early Uelentlne•• gift
from• secret admirer. 11111 penon reolly cares

Ines-Vo•

...

about you, 10 show your sincere appreciation.

· e Wilt.es College-le K Inter.national

a club. Over the last
f1Ve years. Wiltes
Circle Khas been one

11101-Stlck to your guns. There's nothing bed
about your truly caring netunt, but you J11 let
people welt ell ouer you sometimes. &amp;et • grip I

strongest clubs not

ia the state of Penn · but in the entire
ugh Circle K. Wilkes
b~ served the com.for the _past twenty. That's just what
(, the college-level
· ub,_does: it serves
itinity. Si.nee the
· g of last semester.
h~ held a Haunted
ID benefit the Cancer
, 1 food drive for the
,noUeyba.11 marathon
fit Geisinger Childlspit&amp;I, and sponsored
iber _projects.
, now it's your turn
Circle K. Not with a
or telethon. but
r enthusiastic cele. On Saturday, Febru, f ilkes College Circle
be hosting its 2lth
charter dinner
Sheraton Crossgates
uting that you join
celebration . For just
Im at the door) you
~ya buffet-style. all-eat dinner and a
,bile helping celelfenty-five years of
[at Wilt.es.
festivities will kick
6~ p.m. and continue
lidnight. The music
provided by DJ and
mber Tom Matechek.
attendance will be
outstanding mem.tbe community. the
, 1J1d Circle K Inter. This includes the

le■l■I-Teke

• lesson from • friend end learn
how to get things done, once.end for ell. Be true
to younelf. Tete care of • friend this weekend.

C11cer-There ere going to be • lot of changes
In your life In the coming weeks. Tete It one deg
et • time end euerythlng will work out the way
you went It to.
w-For some unfounded reason, you seem to
think tbet the entire world reuolues around
you. Tete • step beet end realize how you'ue
been beheulng lately.

Wilkes Circle K and
Vice-President Susan Keller are just two of the members who
.will be on hand to celebrate the club's 2lth anniversary.
11w-wete up and smell the coffeel It's time
Wilkes chapter President Christopher Breiseth. and
to take charge of your llfe. You're the one llulng
Debbie Pavlico. Vice-presi- former dean George Ralston.
It end nobody cen make It better eacept you.
dent Susan Keller. Secretary are among Wilk.es faculty
Laura· View. and Treasurer and administration members
Stephe·n. Morris.
expected to attend. The en.tire
u•r1-Now that your latest crisis 11 cleared up,
Others in attendance will college community has been
you cen loot fonverd to peace end quiet for e
be the Pennsylvania District informed of the celebration
so
ma.ny
other
faculty
memand International Board inwhile. Ulslt • friend you heuen't seen In • while.
cluding Wilkes representa- bers will probably be at this
tives. District Govern.or John very special event.
Scenle-Uery soon you wlll find the answers to
Everyone is invited to
Walsh.
Secretary
Bob
O.rlando. and Treasurer Debra join. in the celebration. so
ell your questions about the future. The time Is
Tippins. as well as Inter.na- come on out and see some old
approaching to mete e posltlue change In your
tional Trustee Leo Geskey, Jr. friends. mate some new
Also attending wm be other ones. and help Wilkes Circle .Hfe. Don't glue upl
Circle K members from all K kick off a .new and even
over Pennsylvania and the more successful twenty-five
s111tt1r1■1-Be your own best friend. Don't let
United States. as well as years.
the pre11ure1 of college llfe get you down--you
If you have any quesmembers from some local
tions. call 824-46~1. ei:t 279
high school Key Clubs.
know you can eccompllsh anything If you try.
Philip Tuhy, Assistant and ask for any Board memProfessor of Political Science ber mentioned in this artiC■■ric■n-Melce the most of 1our tale•ts. If
and advisor of Circle K. cle. they would be glad to
Wilkes College President answer your questions.
you loot hard enough, you .will find a lot ef
(1. to r.) Debbie Pavlico. President of

reasons to be -proud of yourself. How you see

ll@JF,, 8lfJf!lflll/&lt;eliJlfJlllllld@~II
Now ·s your cll•.11ce to tell your
s.11uggle••te your deepest
feeli.11gs! Ne.rt week. T/Je
Be•co.11 will pri.111 its •.11.11u•l
Y•le.11ti.11e ·s D•y issue
co.11sisti.11g of your Jove .letters_
Just bri.111 your 111ess•1es to
our office 0.11 tile Jrd floor of
tile Stude.111 Ce.11ter by J_-00
p. •- 0.11 llo.11d•v. Feb_ 9_

yourself is what really matters.
■•••rl■s-lt may be uery difficult to see eyeto-eye with a friend or relatlue for e while. This
person won't change unless he wants to and
pu1hl119 him wlll mete things euen worse.

Pisces-Don't tW"R to friends for the answers to
questions onl9 Ylll cen answer. lt 11 nice to
know whet the1 tlllllt, but It's your llfe end you
should mate up
awn mind.

Y••

�PAGEEJQIT

February 5. 1987

A different perspective

Darn those doors

ac-llDC ll &lt;9)11
VI IA\lL,DillD $ ID)j
ID)llDffil-ID)i.\lffl(CJ
0

Come join us to celebrate a special evenina
the mi.oute you manage to
Woodlands Inn and Resort on Friday,
by Bill Buber
squeeze through the second
13th.
door. there's a turnstile to
There are doors and, the.a
co.ote.od with. I have never
agaia, there are doors. Some
see.o
anyone manage to
Top Sbelf Cocttails---6:00 p. ■ .-7:
of them are more .irritating
e.oter
the
library with the
than othen--lite those overDinner served--------7:00 p.m.-9:01
slightest bit of grace. I've
lapping doors you ahrays
Dancina---------------9:00 p.m.-1.
seen students get right up to
run into whe.a you're in a
the outside of the building,
hurry.
size up the doors. remember
These are the o.aes that
Let one of New York's hottest bands shov
some
personal bad e:iperiyou are supposed to ope.a o.a
good time. Bnjoy cocktails at the top she~
ence with them. and just
the left. Instead, you open
change
their
minds
comnight
long--two bartenders to serve y
the o.ae o.a the ri1ht. They
pletely. Something must be
clint together, but the ,ray
Woodlands' chef is featuring a special m
the sashes are find, the one whether you can get in and done!
for Wilkes. Dinner will include: appetizer, 111
Perhaps Wilt.es is trying
o.n the right doesn't close out or buUdiJlgsr
to
teU
its
students
something
But
the
worst
door
by
far
served with garden salad, and a selection d
over the one on the left.
They hang partially open the worst o.ne I've ever dealt with those library doors.-fresh
vegetable, pasta, and breads. Dessert
and eve.a if you tur.a around vith has to be the eat.ranee Maybe it means that the
special for Valentine's Day--strawberry s
to try to
them, they give to the library. Have any of Ndoor of t.oowledge" is not
AU this served in The Woodlands' Grand
you nothin1 but trouble. you fiaured out why it's set easy to open . Maybe they
thi.ot we are steali.og boots
You have to completely close up the way it is?
Ballroom. So you'll remember this eve ·
the o.ae on the right and
Picture yourself with a iL1to the library. I'm not
making special glasses just for you. Tickets
mate sure it's fixed before bactpact full of boots. First. sure. But just once I think it
would
be
.oice
to
come
up
the
you close the one on the left. you puU the door ope.a. It
sale in the cafeteria during dinner and in
Or else you can just teep opens only halfway. The.a. steps of the library and fi.od
muter Council office on the 3rd floor of the
,raltiag and let the .aen fool you step inside and your the great big I-Mart doors
Center. Reserved seating is avaHabJe fl
who approaches them try to bactpact is cau1ht o.n the that slam ope.o and welcome
us
in.
Maybe
Wiltes
would
fiaure the mess out. That's door frame. You st.ru11le to
group and tickets are S25 per couple.
.not very nice, but. consider- puU it free. As it comes loose find a Jot more stude.ots
i - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -ing the hurry, most of us are and slams you on the bact, using the facility.
1 tnow! O.o Friday at noo.o
running across campus from you bounce into a vestibule
one class to another, it's where you face yet another let's all rush over the.re and
understandable.
door. This second door tries try to fit through the door at
Bow many of you have so hard to .oot ope.o at alJ that the same time. O.o seco.od
st.rug1led to 1et out of the you really have to fight with thought, forget it. It would
l. TheCure ........................................................... Jloys
doors at Start, the o.aes clos- it. A pe.rfect little lady of a tate us alJ wee.te.od and be2.
02 ..............................................................................
sides.
rve
got
better
thi.ogs
est to the A.n.neue Evan's door, it never ope.os its
3. IateBush ......................................................... .EJ
Alum.ai House? They're til- mouth very wide. Aaai.o, if to do. I've finally figured out
4. The Smiths ..............................The Big Mouth S .
lers. They open i.n as well as you are carryin1 a bact- hov to get through all those
5. General Public .................................................... ..
clumsy doors at the Sta&amp;.io.a.
out. How many times have pac.t, for get it.
6. The Kints .............. ;.................................. Roc.t 'a'
you tried to hold ope.n the
As if that is.a 't enou h.
doors there and fou.ad yourself bloc.tin&amp; the door
instead?
It mates no sense when
you co.osider the doors at the
Acme, I-Mart. and IGA.
Those are the .oifty little
electric doors that slam ope.o
the mi.oute you approach .
They mate entry easy. Of
course, stores vant you to
come in and spend your
mo.aey. At Wiltes, o.ace your
tuitio.a is paid, who cares

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JANUARY 26-30

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8. Lone Justice ..............................................................
9. Peter Gabriel. ............................................................
10. Tal.ti.og Heads ..................................................fild
11. INXS ..........................................Danciag o.o. the
12. A-HA .................................................... l've Been
13. Big Cou.otry ........................................................ ..
14. Hovard jo.oes...........You K.oov I Love You .. .
15. Mighty Lemo.o D.ro_ps ........................The Other ·
16. Ge.oe Loves Jezebel... ........................................ ..
17. REM ...............................................................BegiA
18 ..Bob GeJdof.....................................This is the fo
19. Steve MiUer........ l Want to Mate the l'orldTura
ZO. ScreamiJlg Blue Messiabs ....................... lild
21. Fine You.o.g Can.oibals.................~ ..... Ivor Fallea
22. Golden Palominos.........................The Push and
23. Eric Clapton ...............................................Tearill1
24. The Bolshoi. .............................................................
25. D,reeziJ Zappa ......................................... .Let'sTalt
26. Steve Winvood ..................................Back i.o. the
27. Alan Parsons Project ............Standing o.o. High
28. Wang Chu.og ................................................ .Eyesol
29. Los Lobos ........................................Shati.o.' Shatia
30. Iggy Pop ...................................................................
31 . VioJe.o.tFemmes .....................................OJd Mother
32. Debbie Harry .............................·.................. Fren
33. House Marti.os ..... ............................................ ..
34. Co.ocrete BJo.od ........................................................
35. Brighton Roc.t ............................................ leCan

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�PAGE NINE

February 5, 1917

's not just for breakfast. • •
day as I sat in class,

a usual, I began to
a commonplace
Id item: bteatfast

O p.a.-7:
O p.a.-9:
p.a.-1.

,o

o serve y
special m
appetizer,
t

l seJection
1ds. Dessert

this eve ·
you. Ticte

oer and in
floor of the

avaiJabJe i
ouple.

SIN
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.................

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cing on th
... .I've Bee

.............Be
his is the
the World

........... Wild
...... .Ever F
fhe Push

...........rear·

..........Let's 1:
... Bactin
ding on Hig
.............. .Eyes
)ha.kin' Sh

.........................
........OJdMoth
,

... ......... .

-, boring and obvi's got to be ""SOmeaonl that can be done
• I thought. For the
t. this and other
concerning Froot
flitted through my
became interested
Loops wheo. Jast
my roomie, Sharon.
aot i.oto a food fight
ir1e bo1 of them. It
interesting fight.
out the lights and.
lib mad, began to
, one by one. at
er. It quietly escaa free-for-all. vith
· 1 them by the
from different parts
(Ji.te the Jon, the
ud anyplace else ve
appropriate.) It toot
nets to clean up the

visible pieces and at the end
of the semester when ve
moved our ·fur.oiture we
found some more.
As I was . saying. other
interesting uses for Froot
Loops could be as follows:
1) String them on thread and
use them as a Christmas decoration for your tree. It's
cheaper than garland and a
Jot easier to clean up. (That
brilliant idea was contributed by a clever friend of
mine. jeff.)
Z) If you're visiting a place
you've never been to before
(say. WiJtes:..Barre). you may
want to try the old NHanseJ
and Gretel" routi.oe and leave
a trail of Froot Loops. (Mind
you. this is not very effectjve if you are traveling
overseas.)

3) Froot Loops can be easily
strung on thread or any
leiigth to mate such woiiderfU1 accessories as bracelets.
iiectJaces. belts. and even
earrings. (This idea is a
favorite of mine.)
-4) If your family is watching

a teJevisioii show of which
you' re .not particularly fond.
instead of jeering loudly and

There are also a fe,r i.nteresti.og vays to eat Froot
Loops. Here's a few delicious
suggestions:
1) You can eat them dry-straight from the box o.r in a
bov1 if you prefer. (Some
mothers get uptight about
this.)
Z) On toast with jam and
cream cheese. (Yum!)
3) In a bovt with Jots of
ginger ale. It adds a Jot of
"snap, crackle, pop" to yor
moriiingl and.
-C) The old stand-by, in a bowl
of milt. (Bo.ring!)
There's virtually no mess
to worry about, they're .relatively easy to clean up; just
call in your pet, Rover, or. if
you don't ow.n a dog, small
boys of about the age of five
a.re preuy easy to fi.od.
So, mothers and roomies
alike, if your friends or family members ever say to you.
"I'm bored; the.re's nothing
to do," Joct them up in a paddisturbing them you can just ded room alone with a delipitch a handful of your Froot cious. nutritious, fuii-filled
Loops at the screen.
box-of Froot Loops.

zz series features
ilber and Hyman
isbac.t at WUtes Cot1987! The same se.rJeft standing room
Ille Dorothy Dic.tso.n
Cllter in 1986 brings
ites clarinetist Bob
and pianist Diet
bac.t to the Wilkes
lead this year's three
ces. The "jazz at
performances will
011 Tuesday evenings.
17. March 3. and
118 p.m. in the CPA.
n throughout thf'
If jazz for their disstyles and achievelilber and Hyman
me especially pop. local audiences
past performances
'jm at JH.kes" series.
r, who serves as
of Jazz Studies at
began his career in
ti.og with the JegSid.oey Bechet. Since
,he has played with
jazz greats, such as
do.o. Benny GoodBobby Hacteu. Wiialso musical director

and featured soJoist for the
weU-tnown Coppola film.
"The Cotton Club."
Hyman is equally accomplished on the jazz piano and
has played with Condon and
Goodman, as weU as Lester
Young and Tony Scou. His
arrangements have been recorded by Count Bassie and
Andre Iostelanetz. among
others. while he has recorded the music of such legends
as Scott Joplin. JeJJy RoJJ
Morton. and Eubie BJate.
Byman frequently directs
events for the Kool Jazz Festival and recently composed
the score for the Woody
AJJen movie. "The Pu.rpJe
Rose of Cairo."
For the first performance in the 1987 "jazz at
Witkes" series. Wilber wiU
appear with pianist Sammy
Price . .Price. whose musical
accla.im began in the 1920s.
is known for his "Boogie
Woogie" piano style. The
Wilber-Price performance
promises to be a special treat
for "jam" Jovers--pJans are

underway for a post-program jam session onstage.
between Price and members
of Wilkes' own jazz band.
On March 3. Hyman will
perform with trumpeter Joe
Wilder. joining Hyman and
Wilder wilJ be Pocono musicians Bob D'Aversa on drums
and Michael Moore (in a
return engagement from last
,year's series) on bass.
The third session in the
"Jazz at WHtes" series will
again feature Wilbe.r. this
time in a special "Women in
Jazz" performance. WiJber's
wife, vocalist Joanne Borton.
who performs and .records
regularly with her husband,
wiU join him for this performance. as will pianist
Llllette Jen.tins. Women are
also slated to pJay bass and
drums in the "Women i.n
Jazz" concert .
All performances in NJazz
at WiJtes" are open to the
public at no charge. · Fo.r
further information. contact
the College at 8Z.f-.f651. e:it.
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Bauzon receives grant for lectur
Dr. I.eiu1eth E. Bauzon.
professor of history and political science. has received
approval for his grant
applications to organize and
coordiiiate the First Third
World Lecture Series here at

Wilkes.
The grants are from the
Pe.o..o.sylvania
Humanities
Council. based in Philadelphia. f.rom the Natio.o.al
Council on U.S.-Arab .relations. of Washington. D.C ..
a.n.d from the j. N. Pew
Foundation a.n.d the Cultural
Activities Program of the
College.
The series. according to
Bauzon. vill be an earnest
effort to understand the
problems a.n.d issues confronting the developing
countries of the Third World
in general. Eiperts knowledgeable i.D. specific areas
a.n.d topics have been invited
to shed some light on the
maiiner in which events in
the Third World shape U.S.
foreign policy and the
American. public opinion.
The f.ree series will be
held during the month of
March and vill be open to
the public.

The series vill be opened
by a lecture on Wednesday.
March 4, dealing with
southern Africa. It will be
given by jerry Herman.
presenUy
the
National
Coordinator of the Southern
Africa Program of the
American Friends Service
Committee. a Philadelphiabased human rights organization. Herman's presentation is entitled "The Crisis
in Southern Africa" and will
touch on the present struggle against apartheid.
The second lecture. to be
held Wednesday, March 11.
will deal with the problems
in the Caribbean a.n.d Central
America. The lecturer will
be Dr. John McCart.ney, a
· professo.r of governmeiit at
L&amp;fayette College in Easton.
McCartney. besides being a
respected academicia.o. and
author. vas also founder and
first president of a major
political party in the
Bahamas. The title of his
presentation is "The Crisis in
Central America and the
Caribbean."
The third lecture will be
on the problems in the
Middle East by Dr. Phillip

WCLH hosts
handicapped ·
by Fred-Howe
WCLH-FM and the Wilkes
College drama department
recently played host to a
group of 2'.) mentally
ha.n.dicapped adults from the
Community Counseling Services Day Development Program. The group toured the
radio and theater f aciJities
o.o. campus.
"We
at
Community
Counseling Services thought
it vould be educational as
well as interesting for our
clients to see what really
goes on at a busy radio
station ... to see things on a
daily basis," said Nelson
Ashburner, a staff member
from C.C.S. Ashburne.r said
that the trip. which is
offered to the clients every
Wednesday as an outpatient
program, creates a diversion
from the daily .routine of the
program.
Ashburne.r and other
taff members from C.C.S.

teach courses in academics.
living skills. and prevocational skills. all designed
to improve the lives of their
clients.
The group was given a
tour of the station's inner
workings. including the
production
process and
on-the-air
announcing.
Some of the clients we.re also
given the opportunity to be a
disc jockey by choosing
their own music and making
dedications.
"I had a .real good time ...
lots of fun," commented
George, a client from C.C.S.
Rosemary, also from the
group, said; "I Hked when I
was able to be a Dj."
Any interested group o.r
organization is invited to
participate in the f .ree tour
program of WCLH-FM. For
mo.re information contact
general manager Christine
Bolcarovic atSZ)-7663. wee.t.da.ys f .rom 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Stoddard. to be given
Monday, March 16. Stoddard ·
is the E'lecutive Di.rector of
the Middle East Institute
based in Washi.D.gton. D.C ..
and author and editor of
numerous scholarly publications on the subject. The
topic of his lecture is entitled
"Crisis and Peace Process in
the Middle East" and will
touch on the Palestinian
question
and
political
violence in the region.

The final lecture will be
held Wednesday, March 2l.
and will deal with arms
transfers to the Third World.
This will be given by Dr. Ilan
Peleg, presently chairman
and professor in the Department of Government and
Law at Lafayette College in
Easton. Peleg is also author
a.nd editor of several books
and articles on the subject.
His topic will be "The Other
Arms Race: U.S.-Soviet Arms

Transfers to the
World." This topic
timely as it is sis.nifi
putting into proper
tive the present p
of the Reagu admin·
concerning U.S. arms
Iran and the con
diversion of funds
Contras in Central
AU lectures will
at the Da.rte Center
Performing Arts at 7:J

'Free to Choose' addresse
•
our economic system
Registration
is
now
underway for the Wil.tes
College course. "Free to
Choose," an examination of
our complex economic system. Offered through the
Wil.tes College Division of
Continui.o.g Education. the
course will be held from 7 to
9 p.m. on Wednesdays, February 11. ts. and 2l; March 4.
11. 18. and 2'.); and April 1. 8.
and ll.
The instuctor. for the
course is Welton Farrar. Professor of Economics. Wil.tes
School of Business and

"The Anatomy of
Economics.
"Free to Choose" is "From Cradle to
designed to increase compre- "Created Equal;'
hension of the complex na- Wrong With Our
Protects
ture of our present economic "Who
Consumer;"
"Who
system. and is based on the
wor.t of noted economist Dr. the Worker?" "Ho,
Inflation;" u d "Ho,
Milton Friedman.
Friedma.n.'s PBS series has Free." Thesefilmnill
been called "a landma.r.t in as the basis for lee
economic education," and discussion.
For furthur info
several episodes within his
series will be reprised on "Free to Choose.'
register for this
du.ring the course.
Episodes included are: contact the Wilkes
"The Power of the Market;" Division of Continu·
"The Tyranny of Control;" cation at 82•H6~1, ell

Why not pay tui,tion
years in aclvance?
Pennsylvania, and Texas
(CPS)-- Since Jan. l.
legislators in seven states
have proposed creative new
programs to let moms and
pops "enroll" their infants
and children in college
years in advance.
The programs--now a fad
among administrators--vary
in detail. but generally let
people prepay tuition for
their children up to 18 years
before the kids get to college.
Wbile as many as 60
private. generally small
campuses have adopted such
programs since 1984. in
recent weeks whole states
moved toward applying them
to
vast public college
systems.
Michigan adopted a prepaid tuition plan two months
ago. Now Florida. l11inois.
Indiana, Maryland, Missouri,

lawmakers have jumped on
the still-untested idea. As
many as 3l others have
expressed interest in it.
He.re's how a state college
program would work:
Parents pay a sum of
money to a college fund
when their child is very
young. The state ;reasury
manages the fund and
invests the money. which
earns interest. In theory,
the interest will multiply
into enough money during
the 1'.) to 18 years to pay for
tuition by the time the child
gets to college.
Pa.rents get a guarantee
they won't have to pay more
in tuition even if prices rise.
and don't have to pay ta'les
on the interest.
Parents seem to like it so

campus Travel RepnsentaUve Needed
Promote Sprina Break tow to Florida. Barn wages.

free travel. and outttaodina

■artetma

eiperience.

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for cletails aad iaforaatioa aaillr.

far. So far. mi
upper-income fam· ·
been most likely IO
for the pJu .

SNACl BA

to
Uege
team
biggest
-'87 seasoi

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in the c
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were lee

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gela WoJ
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with two
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e played g,
vouJdwii

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PACE ELEVf&gt;I

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Wolfe plays hero

Wilkes
women

rers

to
Thi
· as it is
g into p.r
te p.re
Reag
rning
and the
:ion of
LS i.o Ce.a
l lecture
i Da.rte
~ming A

upset
King's

l
Anatomy o
. Cradle to
.ed Equal:■
g With Ou.r
P.rotectS'
me.r;" "l'.bo
ro.rte.r?" ·How
.ion;" and"
These fil ms
: basis ro.r le
;sion.
.r furthu.r iafi
·ree to Ch
er fo.r this
ct the Wilkes
o.o of Co.otia
lat 82◄-◄65 1, e

So far.
~-i.o.come f:
most ti.tel
1e plan.

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I• a Yer, eaouoaaJ. aaa•
qahlst Ima·• Collea•. the
Lady Colone.ls caae up ,rith a ..,._.;;;.,___.__......,;;.;;..;....;.;..........::._.:;:.;
Jut JDiJlute triumph. With a
•co.ads left o.o the clock and
- . _,__________.. a score that had Willes behiJld by oae _poiJlt, An1•la

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __. Wolfe su.nk aa impressive
shot and was f outed o• the
play.
The wiJl ,ras especially
meaai.ngful to the teal becu.• it eadecl a history of
losses a&amp; the haads or the
Lady Monarchs of IiJl1'1
Colleae.
Biah score.rs for the lady
hoopsters we.re Mu..ree.n
Ie.oaedy ,rith 20 _poiJlts and
6 .rebounds, and A.01ela
year i.n and year out." Wolfe Tith 1, _poiJlts and 13
according to Coach Kest.
.rebounds.
Defeating
a
team
as
good
The ladies carried o•
f iltes College woas
Kin.g's.
ca.r.ries
many
adtheir
,riJlaiJla ,rays this J)l8'
etball team revantages
fo.r
Wilkes.
Monday
eve.oiJl1 by defeatits biggest vicFi.rst.
a
victo.ry
ove.r
a
iA1
the
Misericordia
Couaan
te '86-'87 season. It
cross-town
.rival
helps
the
72-.CO.
the King's College
DomiJla&amp;iJla from the o.narchs in the clos- Colonels. gain the edge in the
ds with a ~7-56 local recruiting wa.r. Second. set ·of the aaae, the Lady
a big win ove.r a highly .re- Colo.nets would let the Lady
spected
program may also Cou1ars clON. Hip score.rs
Colonels were led by
help
the
Colonels win some for the aame Ye.re Anaeta
[ennedy's twenty
.respect
from
their MAC Wolfe with 1, _poiJlts aad I
ud Angela Wolfe's
opponents.
rebounds and Diaaa Saith
dheroics.
But.
most
of
all.
a
victo.ry
with
1-« poiJlts and , assists.
·ng to Coach Jodi
like
this
with
only
eight
The
ladies a.re o.n the road
ver," We .knew we
players
on
the
team
shows
Thunday
eve.oiJl1 to face
them. We have
how
teamwork.
hard
pracSusquehanna
U.oi'Yenity.
there with two of tice. a.nd dedication can pay.__ _ _ _ _
_____
five te&amp;ms in the
Following a.re some of the
dif we played good off with a big win.
This
game
should
be
women's
statistics so fa.r this
bev we would win."
looked
upon
as
a
coofidenceyear:
Colonels the win
but not a big sur- builder f o.r some important
·ce the women ba.ve MAC division games and also Seo.ring
a,linst nationally- as a step upward fo.r next
Maureen Kennedy 15.5 ppg.
111ms and both times season.
In
addition
to
the
team's
Angela Wolfe
13.7 ppg.
e1tremely tough
success.
Maureen
Kennedy
Diana
Smith
11.5 ppg.
II 3l .minutes. They
hovever. bee.o. able was .recenUy named to the
up on the winning ECAC Hono.r Roll as well as Rebounding
the MAC Playe.r of the I' eek.
llOV.
It would be terrific to see Angela Wolfe
10.3 pg.
·s isn't a nationally
the
Colonels
establish
themMelissa
Kennedy
7.9 pg.
, but, "they have
nt program and selves as an MAC _powe.r afte.r Mau.reen :Ken.o.edy 6.0 pg.
and are con.sistent a few disappointing seasons.

dy Colonels

k to ''get on

Colonels win
shootout

Wilte1 aay ha•• Jolt U.. aad Joha Willie■• coabia..
aaae, but •• TOA th• sbOI&amp; le llit 13 of a ,POllible 15 fwl
out.
The Colo.nets' rJJlest foul
shooters squared off .,ai.alt
tbe best froa IiJla's Collea•
duriJla half tiae of the

Yilta-liJl1's IUN,
Toa s.Jzbur1, Pu Briepl

••. Ima·• hit oaty tz.

Tile coa&amp;Nt ,rill NCO. .

aa u.nuaJ. ne.nt ud a ,uated butetbaJ.1 ,rill be .....
back and fort.la to tbe chaa,ioa eclleol. Way to 10 1UJ'lf

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Hello foltsf Then was .oo wiJl.ner o.n last wee.t's
questions, so we will move right iJlto the aaswers.
The Boston Celtics a.re the only teal eve.r to wiJl the
NBA championships and .not eater the playoffs the
.oe:at yea.r. The 76e.r's And.reY Toney holds the
disti.nctio.n of being the o.nly maa to have a &lt;f-_poiJlt
play ( a 3-poiJlt goal aod a foul shot ) iJl championship play.
This was anothe.r stellar wee.t i.o _professional
sports. The Pro-Bowl. the AT&amp;T Pro-Aa, the Pro
Bowlers tou.r and of course, pro wrestlin1. The eyes
of the sports world, however, were u_po.n little .t.now.n
F.reemaatle, Australia fo.r the America's Cup yacht
race finals bel'Yee.n the United Sta&amp;es represe.otitive,
Sta.rs aad St.ripes aod the Aussie's Iookaburra Ill.
While De.n.nis Connor aod his cNY aueapt to
b.ri.01 the America's Cup back to the US. this week's
questions will deal with cup trivia.

QUESTION• I
When and when was the first cup race held?

QUESTION•z
Which club is the most successful iJl cup history?

Best of luck to all of you t.ri'Yia buffs. O.nce qaiJl
the winners take willbe s~.00. .not quite e.noul,h to
purchase your ow.n yacht, but you cao SIi.rt saviJlg.
Be the first to call or briJla your answers to TJJ,
&amp;acoa o.n the third floor of tbe S.U.B.• en. 379, aad
you caa wiJl.

�Wilke• Collea•

Vol.11111

1'ilte1-larre. PA

No. 1~
February 5, 1

11766

****Colonel·***** Wilkes rebounds
of the week after tough loss to
King's
by Jo.ha Ie,ica

I.alt Saturday. Iller a di9appoiJlwi1 loss at the h18cls
of aauoaally-.ru.ted IiJl1'1
Colle1e. the Yiltes Colonels
came bac.t with a Tl-7' lut•cond ,riJl over Delaware
Valley.

Freshman Jim NoJl8 hit

two foul shots iJl the cJosiJl1
seconds to ,riJl it for the
Coloaels. Shaw.a Miller Jed
all scorers with 23 poiJlts
while NoJaa added 11 aad
Jeff Steeber pumped iJl 16
,oiAts.
Earlier Jast weet. Iin1's
visited the Wil.tes 11m to
battle with the Colonels. For
those of us who we.re there.
there are maay ways to describe it; e:a:citia1. frustratin1 . .nerve-rac.tiA1, depressin1. a bad .night.ma.re, tab
your pict. The best phrase,
however, this s,ectator caa
come up with is •pressure
pac.ted teasion." I auess you
11t the ,icwn.

Jatnaural acuoa n,r Vic&amp;ia Boys
thtpulYNt.
Teraiaa&amp;or

9
0

F11.11sten

9

Jquars

2
2

Muddy Delaet.
U .
San Francisco Bay
Boabers
1

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USAF
Devils
Gobots

9

0

Sa.n Francisco Bay
O
7

by Bill Iern

3

'nlltday,Feb.3-

USAF
Gobots

Dffill
New Jersey

11

Hurrica.oes

0

Victim Boys

6

391

Sunday, Feb. 1-

Bombers
S.K.U.M.

USAF
391

TeraiJlators
Saa r.rucisco Bay

Boldlen

,oiats. He ,ru t
S.ba,r.n Miller
Steeber who ~
points each. Marc
&amp;lso chipped ill 15
the losiJl&amp; effort.
BASE LINES:
--What was fora
standout Iea Yat ·
oa the Iioa's benc•
--What were Mo
Colonel fans ltyiAI
by tbrowiA1 debris
court midway th
seco.nd half? Enth
areat but so ls
Show some respect.
--What were SOIi
fans doioa hec ·
owa players? The
alJ of our sports
there to rep
school They ,rort
to ~arn that ript. If
_ tbuits they cou~
10 out and proYe 1t.

thE

. Fooo drivei
most of us,
to appear n
vmg or Chi
of us have e
nd of campa
nd homeless
donations
, and too

nity to he
onations
personal iten
t: Help ti
Tony Vent,
r St. Mary
Church an,
illces College
the homeles,
brushes anc
and toothant, and new
d socks.
es will be
in SLC Lobby
Members of
1zations will
11 a.m. to 1
ugh

Wrestlers rout Yo

Intramurals
Thunday, jaa.Z9-

The Yil.tn-IiJl1'1 rivalry is &amp;IYays fierce 18d last
YN.t'1 1am• followed suit.
Grueli.n1 iaside play and
hard-nosed full court pmsure hi1hli1htec1 the aame.
O:o. the offensive side, ho,rever. both teams were con..:.......
at .
The first h&amp;lf was eveaJy
mate.bed with l'il.tes .boJdiAa
a slim five-point Jead at half
time. The game was virtually
buctet for buctet uat.il
l'iJ.tes burst out to a 12-,oiAt
68-'6 Jead with a:«&gt; remaini.ng to be played.
Then the Monarchs eaployed a furious and f rustntin1 full court press
which rattled the Colonels.
Ii.na's, Jed by the perfect
louJ shoowia of Jim B&amp;ras.ba
(S-1 with 10 poin&amp;s) and
Brian Dobisc.b's (2.C poia&amp;s)
.bot .band from the ou&amp;side.
came back and held oa for
an eveaw&amp;I 11-14 victory.
Moyer added J7 points for
Iin1'1.

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Wilkes College avenged
last season's upset by Yor.t
College by recording an easy
'44-2 win on the Colonels
home mat this past Saturday.
Wilkes was already ahead
on the scoreboard before the
the first match begaD. as
York forfeited the 118-pound
weight class. Brian Bauer
then got the Colonels rolling
as he continued his fine
wrestling by posting a 9-0
major decision over Neil
Salkowski.
Then it was Miller time.
At 13◄ Ron Miller scored a
16-4 superior decision over

Eric Mau . Andre Miller continued his winning ways
with a pin in ◄:◄◄ in the 1 ◄2
bout.
York scored as John
Antonacd drew with Gary
Sanchez. These were the
only points York was able to
register for the rest of the
afternoon.
Frank Goldows.ti recorded a major decision over
York's Walt Borchert. Junior
Craig Rome didn't let up as
he easily defeated Greg
Fitzpatrick to make the score

31-2.
Frank Richards continued the romp by posting a
hard fought 10-6 win over

Jim Jeffties. Matt
posted I.be Colon
major decision vi
win over Sttve
Steve S~
freshman hea
of Wilson High
Sinking Spring
his third straiahl
decked a much
DiGeana in 2:22. Be
again named lhe
outstanding wre
The Colonels'
will be on Satu
travel to West Po
on the Cadets. Cl
Rutgers. This •ill
Colonel wrestlers
ortant weekend of

, student lead,
reiseth and other ac

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                    <text>Vol

No. I
January 22.

e attend conferenCe

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by Greg I.raaer

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Three top-level adaiaistrato.rs .represeated Wiltes
College at the .receat aeetiag
of the Associatioa of American Colleges (AAC) held ia
Washiagtoa. D.C.
President
Christopher
B.reiseth, Vice-Presideat for
Academic Affai.rs Gera1d
Jlartdaaen
and
James
Rodechko, dean of the
CoUege of Arts and Sciences,
all attended the annual
mee&amp;iag from ,January
to
17.
Breath aad Bartdagea
are both veteraas of the
event.
Rodech.to was •
newcoaer this year. Each
represeatative attended •
Christopher B.reiseth was o.ne of three cliffereat aeeting to cover as
rs to rep.resent Wilkes at a conference for the much arouad as possible.
of American Colleges.
·Every year the AAC
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - chooses a aeY theme for the
meetia1, •
commeated
Bartdqea.
ibis year's
theae YU 'New Inowledae,
New Teachiaa:·
Before and alter the

1,

k Lobby cost

,000 so far

$30,000 90 far and
finished yeC
lo Charles Abate;
of Business a.ad
Operations, that's
I.he Colleae has
I.he Start Lobby

s.
are plans to put ia
·on desk and a.a
hwill be manned.
hboard operator
be wortiJlg from
·on office.
the renovatio.ns
is a video iJlform. This system
installed within
60 days, and the
till provide the

esystem.
iJlput wi11

DoaaldHen•
JOIOphy

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ror me,

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but I
byth

be
from the TeJection Center on
floor of Start
Center. It wi11 be
I.he new video
and transmitted
lo the Lobby. Two
isions wil1 be
the center of the

Dean Gerald Bartdagen attended a co.nfereace with
President Breiseth and Dean James Rodech.to Caot available
for photograph).
'--------------------conference, a ,ride vviety of ecoaomic issues and acawortsho,s and NSSioas we.re demic iate&amp;rity.
offend oa topics such as
Siace the aeetiaa YU a
leadership,
developiag joiat conference of the AAC
effectiYe faculty for adult aad the American Coaterlearaers,
aew
deans: eace of Academic Deans, it.
leanaina the territory, aad
Continued on p. 5

Snow closes schools-but not Wilkes College

lobby for student vie,rina.
A8htnys have abo been
ordered fo.r the lobby. ·we
wish the students would
coafine their smoti.og to the
by E1inbeth .llazzullo
table and chair area, which
is tiled,· coJRJDented Abaie.
Why did we have classes
•and we would prefer them last Friday? Acco.rdi.oa to
not to smote ia the carpeted Vice-presideat of Academic
area with the fur.niture at Affai.rs Gerald Jl&amp;rtdqen.
this time."
that's
·aot the
right
As for the tile floor being question:
s1ipper.y when wet, Abate
'7he question is much
commented, ·the tile is more Yhy other schools
speciaUy recommended fo.r dosed thaa why Wil.tes
the lobby and foyer areas stayed open,· he said.
and is stid-iahibitin1."
"Wil.tes doesa't close. We're
•we are watchin1 it goin1 to stay o,en because
carefuUy,• said Abide, •and maay of the ' faculty aad
the.re seems to be no students live close:
immediaie need for rubber
Bandagea made the
matting to be iastalled. decision to .teep Y iltes o,ea
OveraU, the students seem to oa a compressed schedule
be taki.og care of the Jut Friday.
President
furaitu.re very well aad the Christopher B.reiseth normstudents · seem to take pride ally mates this decision, but
in the aew fu.raiture:
he was out of town that day.
Abate
also mentio.ned
Ba.rtdagea e.i_plaiaed the
that. "Students should 901ice reasoa behiad . the decision
their own areas and clean up to hold classes. ·we call the
before they leave the area. Weather Bureau aad the
AU we can do is to encoura,e State Police and try to get the
them to take care of it:
best i.nformation we can·

about road coaditions. he For euaple. he uplaiaed.
said.
it's priated iJl the bact of the
'1be
oaly
problem Penoaael locater, ••e,eople I tal.ted to had lo.a thiag he admitted fe,r
Friday) ,rasdiggiag out their
Continued on p. 5
own driveways,· llandagea ■,,!"'"'!'!I.._~----said.
tJaia 1....;
·People we.re coaia1 ia
, •· · ·
from all over; he noted.
addia&amp; that there ,ras
School tut Friday really
·upty no reasoa· studeats
and faculty aembers should · · · a 'gift p~ .l
have had difficulty ma.ti.og
it to Wilkes.
~ still disetim•.

1..W.

YUT~p:::::a=~=

...-.

lfpte.p. .f

said, •to live people tiae CO
di1 out their driveways.·
Many
studeats
had
problems with or coaplaiats
about the compressed sch•
ule. Oae faculty aeaber ,ras
even overheard as.ting a
colleque, ·what is the . 'Wlt8' p;t 1.
comJH'eaed scheduler
Bandagen cl&amp;ias there . fA&gt;lonel gra;plen
were ·ptenty of ways
squeeze Orange p. 12
students could have found
out· Y.bat the SC.bedUJe TIU. - - - - - - - - - - - -

lllip.rWt.toupe: ·wows

�jaouary 29. 1987

PAGE TWO

ditorial

The -s tate of the
campus. address
This past week President Reagan made his unual State
of the Union Address. Now it is time for The State of the
Campus ...
Students, faculty, administration, ud friends, a new
semester is upon us. As we look back to the past semester,
it becomes clear that our cam.pus f am.ily has had some
problems. It is also evident that we have shared m.uy
successes.
The Stark Lobby, for example, has undergone a m.ajo.r
face lift. The lobby has been transformed from a rather
dark ud dismal intersection--a wide open area greatly
lacking in adequate seating--into a bright, cheerful
communal setting.
Campus lighting has also been
imp.roved. The area between Kirby Hall a.nd the library is
now well lit so that students no longer have .reason to fear
the journey home.
And let us not forget the vo.r.lt of the newly established
Program.ming Board. The orguization has continued its
work from. last year, bringing with it a renewed feelin.g
of optimism to our student community. The Programming
Board has provided the students with a variety of activities
including dances, top rate coffeehouse pe.rfo.rmers, ud
movies.that have been box office hits.
Y/ilkes College, hoveve.r, has not been immune to its
share of problems. Tate, for instance, the neverending
problem of student apathy. AU of us are probably so sick
of hearing that word. We eat, sleep, an.d drink apathy!!
WiU the problem ever be solved? Probably not,
considering that even the source of the problem. cu.not
be agreed upon.
We have also witnessed the ei:ponential growth of the
administrative hierarchy of Wilkes. Between Dean soan.d-so an.d Vice President what's his name, -students
cu.not figure out who is supposed to sign what!! Instead
of trying to name all of the United States' presidents,
many students are seen challenging their peers to name
Ill of the Wilkes College administrators.
Nov we are at the threshold of a new semester. And
we can .rest assured that the current regime wi11 fulfill all
of its promises to imp.rove life at Wilkes. If they don't, we
can., of course, always vote someone else in ne:it
November, .right? Hey, wait a minute ....

1tfJe J.Sucou

VOL. XXXIX No. 13 January 29, 1987
Editor-in-chief ........................................ Pamela 'K. jon_e s
Nevs Editors .............................................Michelle Munday
...........................................Elaabeth MazzuUo
Feature Editors ................................................Am.y Han.cock
.........................................Lo.r.ri Steinbacher
Staff Columnist............................................ EUen CampbeU
Sports Edito.r ...........................................................Jim Pyrah
Copy Edito.r ..........................................llendy Rosene.ranee
Photography Edito.r .......................................Murnal Abate
Staff Photographer ..........................................Bruce Alexis
Advertising Manager ..................................Mark Shedlock
Business Man.age.r ..........................................joel Fom.alont
Adviso.r ..................................................................Tom Bigler

Coalriltulia1 Wri&amp;en: Lee S. Mo.r.reU, john Iepics.
0 Jan.e Circa, Wendy Holden, Bill 'Kern, Joe Kultys. Greg
K.rage.r.
Published weekly du.ring the fall and spring semesters
excepting scheduled breaks a.nd vacatio.n periods. AU
views expressed are those of the individual w.rite.r an.d
not of the publicatio.n or the CoUege. Nam.es may be
withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the
editor must be signed to insure validity.

Reader response
Dear Editor,
To Y/ iUiam. Buoni: This is
in response to your letter to
the B11•co11 dated November 20, 1986.
Y/e are
disappointed that you were
unable to communicate directly with, us concerning
our use of your picture an.d
caption which appears in
the 1986 Am.nicola. Please
accept ou.r sincere apology
fo.r any embarassment this
may have caused you.
Since.rely,
The Amnicola Staff
Dear Editor:
Over the weekend I went
to the comedy show at the
CPA. e:ipecting to see a

Ulauta
Photography Editor
T/Je Beacon ts looking
for individuals interested in the position of
hoto editor for the
prlng semester. Darkoom experience a plus
ut will train. Must have
wn
35mm
camera.
hose Interested should
ontact T/Je
Beacon
fflce located on the
hlrd floor of the SUB or
text. 379.

funny, entertaining show.
But instead of being am.used,
I was an.noyed.
At what, you're· probably
asking? At the actions of my
feUow
Wilkes students,
which made the program
one big dirty joke. Friday's
show was improvisational
comedy, and throughout the
show, the performers asked
members of the audience to
yell out suggestions o.r words
to be used in the skits.
Almost all of the words
people chose were, of course,
about sex. The first few skits
that used audience input
we.re funny, but after an.
hour an.d a half of skits about
prostitutes, "joy jelly," an.d
homosexuals, it just seemed,
well. sophomoric.
At one point, even one of

Any budding journalists or crea

writers out there? Now·s your
to get some genUine experience
becoming a writer for Wilkes Coll
very own Beacon.
Stop by the office on the third fl
the Student Center or can us at
379.

"The .real essence of work is concentrated en.era
--Walter Bagehol

AMNICOLA
The Wilkes College
Yearbook

needs

YOU
for our
1987 edition.
Weneed
enthusiastic people
for copy. layout.
and
photography.
CALL US-Ext. 349

the comediennes loo
gusted with a su11
a female character ·
vas .really ... a guy!
Come o.n. Wiltes
You cu do better
If you want to sc
su11estive comme1111,
your do.rm room, gi
an.d listen to "Dr. Di
P.rog.rammi.ng Board
b.ri.ng acts here to •
the du11 Wilt.es
an.d then people acl
audience at Friday
show did. Let·s sh
class. ok?

IT'§

10:00.

Do

You K~ WHERE
'{olJR FoRE!GN

Polle'{ 1~?

•
w. I
that
tom.CJ
rsdaJ

one

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for
ut

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1se
the comedienn
gusted vith a
,. female ch
t1as really . . .
Come on.
fou can do b
'f you vant
:uggestive co
•our dorm ro
.nd listen to "
•rogrammin
ring acts h
~e duU Wit
11d then _peo
1Jdience at
iov did. Le
lass. ot?

,w·s yo

exper
Wilt
'eacon.

he t hird fl

PA&lt;ZTHIEE

last Friday really a 'gift'
uce we've no
/Letitsnow, letit
mo-w."
it snov. I hope it
gh that classes
for tomorrow. I
Thursday night,
emyone else at
And u- aJmost
else did, I awoke
iJig, turned on
and e1pected to

J.say. "No classes

llegefor today.·
e but Wilkes
'nistrators, that
leir coasiderable
e povers-tbat-be
,e should attend
Friday. So, while
faculty, and staff
of every other
, every other
the Channel 16
area were able to
day sleep.iJlg,
snowmen, and
ap operas, we at
subjected to the
schedule:
kfore you start
1 about I' iltes'
11sibJe
comeduJe, or even

about comfoa to school ia further limitiaa the effectthe first place, stop for a iveness of class discussion.
momeat. Coasider the many Nonetheless, classes were
advantages we at l'iltes held so that we woulda't miss
eajoyed on Friday over stu- a valuable educational opdents at other area schools.
portuaity.
(See 7
And you just
Other valuable learnina
thought the administration experiences were provided
was out to torture usl Shame, last Friday. l'iltes believes
shame. Little did you realize that ·an educated man or
that matin1 us attend school woman .. hows that manFriday was part of the tiad's pro1ress requires...
Colleae's plan to mate you an physical enduraace: And
educated person .... )
indeed,
many of you
If you can't see these coaunuters got a aood
advantages--and this is, workout last Friday di&amp;g.iJlg
perhaps. understandable-- your can and driveways out
aJlow me to present my own of nearly a foot of snow. If
modest e:i_planation of the you walked to the bus stop
many invaluable oppor- instead. you aot an aerobic
tu.nities given us by the workout and burned off the
coueae last Friday.
calories in that breakfast
First, and most obvious. oatmeal. just thint what you
we were permitted to au.end would have missed if I'iJtes
claues. True, they vere had cancelled cJasses as
short.ened by ten minutes; ·e very other area college did!
true, the fact that very few
Still steptical7
l'ell.
people understood the com- there's another benefit I'll
pressed schedule resulted in bet few of you coaunuters ·
both students and faculty thought of while driving to
ali.te arriving late for class, school Friday.
But the
mating classes even short.er; Colleae, with your intellectuand true, many students and al and moral improvement in
faculty members apparently mind, thought of it for you.·
decided to declare a snow It gave you a chance to test
holiday for themselves, your reflexes and your

x problems faster!
elle Munday
holiday seuon is
IS are back in
the maiiltenuce
lact IO vor.t tryin1
wort orders that
the first week
1aester foot to
. a fe,r that are
Jast semester).
students are
1 about maintenwe are only two
the aew semester).
ie complaints stuabout mai.ntenle amount of time
before somethina
ta vort request.
astudent goes to his
.wistant and remainenance fix.
he can e1pect to
llUt three or four
•e·s Juc.tyl).
if he is super-lucky
'led by one of the
ce men. you can
probably be at some
MUr of the morn.iJl1
and of course you
I cJass u.ntil 11:00

thatday).
Of course you will be
aY&amp;teaed to the shrill sound
of the doorbell (ringing 100
times before some poor soul
finally anwers it), followed
by a man yellia&amp; "MAINTENANCF at the top of his lungs.
watin1 up everyone in the
dorm.
Start prayin1 you are
there when this visitor comes
because if you're aothe probably won't come back for another three or four weeks.
On rare occasions the
maiatence men will come as
soon as they are calJed. That
is if the shower won't tura off
and there is a chu.ce that the
dorm may become flooded
within a few hours.
Perhaps I'm being too
harsh on the maintenance
men. They are nice people.
but does it really late half a
semester to chanae a li&amp;.bt
bulb or three hou.rs to shut
orra'shover?
Surely, ihere must be
some way that this probJem
can be worked out if people
put their heads toaether. If it

patience and to cope with the
fear of sudden death. It aave
you the _priceJess opportunity of driviaa
on
sli_p_pery. snow-covered roads
--roads so hazardous not
even the State Police wanted
you traveling O.D them--in
order to enable you to
experience the tension of
haviag to drive at 10 mph.
Lile
la convenience
ot
havia1 your car slide all
over the road. the fear of
sliclia1 into u.other car.
These experiences were
not limited to commuter
students either. So as not to
deny dorm students the
benefits of exercise, the
CoUeae encouraged them to
dig their cars out. too, by
chectina all cars parted in
College Jots to see if they had
the proper permits. Don't be
ungrateful, now. It was for
your physical well-being
that the guard who patroJs
the partin1 Jots scra,Ped 10
inc.hes of snow off your
windshield to check if you

had a permit.
And if you decided to
move your car Thursday
niaht to avoid 1ettia1 a
ticket (something few of us
thought of, to be sure), you
were able to share your
commuter friends' experiences of driving on
sJi_ppery, unplowed streets.
I hope that now you
realize the value of your
experiences last Friday. You
could have wasted away the
day sittina in safety and
comfort in your dorm room
or house, but .instead you
aained priceJess taowledae
that your peers who attend
other area schools were
denied.
How, then, can you
complain about hav.iJlg to
attend classes last Friday? I
realize that at the time it
miaht have been difficult to
appreciate the gift you were
aiven, but the College tnows.
deep down in its heart. that
you'll thank it for th•someday.

Can you
afford to gamble
with the MCAT-DAT ?

weren't necessary to 10
Probably not. Great grades alone may
through the Residence Life
Office every time a ainor
not be enough to impress the grad
problem arises in a dora.
school of your choice.
maybe some. of the wort
Scores play a part. And that's how
orders would be ta.tea care of
Stanley H. Kaplan can help.
sooner.
The Kaplan course teaches test-taking
Does the Residence Life
techniques,
reviews course subjects, and
office really have to be not.ified /J11for11 they can
a
increases the odds that you'Il do the best
Jeat.y roof or before they
you can do.
. change a U1ht bulb? Can't
So if you've been out of school for a
they be notified after the job
while and need a refresher, or even if
isdone7
you're fresh out of college, do what over 1
The maintenance men
million
students have done. Take Kaplan.
can't really be bJamed for
tat.Ula forever to do a job.
w:3a~ a ~an~e
y o Qeer?
Aner all, they must receive a
wort order before razing
something and they do have
plenty of o~er things on
campus to do. Unfortunately.
STANtfY H. KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL ClNTER IJD.
they are the victims of much
DON'T COMPETE WITii
A KAPLAN STUDENT-BE ONE
student sarcasm.
Maybe by nest semester•.
there will be a ae,v system for
contacting maintenu.ce fint,
and the Residence Life Office
second. This might get thinas
fixed a Jot faster and end stuENROLL NOW 11 BEGIN YOUR REVIEW
dents' complaints about main·
EARLY I I
tenance sooner.
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PACE FOUi

Colleges still discrimina
(CPS)--Jn what INminaly has become aa annual
condemaaUon, a leadia1
u&amp;ional colleae women's
aroup
campUNS a.wonwide still are fundamentally
inhospitable to women.
Discrimination,
the
Yuhinatoa-bued Project.on
the Status and Educauon of
Women receAtly reported, is
subtler, hirina 9ractices are
less 1esist aad male professon are friendlier, but
colleae campuses remain a
"chilly· place for most
women students aad faculty

•Y•

memben.
"While many men are not
even aware they're being
discriminatory."
Hptaias
Bernice Sandler of the
Project. which is part of the
Association of American
Colleaes. "many women don't
realize ., rhea they're beiag
discriminated against."
Women are now geUiag
better jobs in hiper
education. but have a harder
time aetwig promotions
than their male counterparts
do, the report--called "The
Campus Climate Revisited:

Chilly for Women Faculty.
Admiaistraton. and Gradua&amp;e
Students"--asserts.
AAd prop-ess may be
stow in the near future.
other observen say. because
many people thiat most of
the problems of college
sesism are 10ived.
"Some say the 1970s was
the decade for women. and
now we're past that; said
Judy Touchton of the
American Council on Education's Office of Women ia
· Higher Education.
·But we're not. There's a
continuing need to teep
women on the agenda. Our
intention is to mate sure lots
of others t&amp;lt about treatme.at of women in higher
education."
So o.ae reason for "The
Campus Clima&amp;e Revisited,"
which reprises many of the
points made in the Project on
the Status of Women's 198-C
report called ihe Classroom
Climate; is in part to "teep
up the momentum" of
c.banae.
"There's lots being said
and lots of studies and

articles being written about
Yhat Deeds to be done.·
Touchton said. "It's bud to_
say how successful we are.
but we want references to
-women and to discrimination
in every .report on higher
education."
The new report notes few
if any colleaes stilt openly
discr iminate against -women
or even condone discrimiaatioa by igaoring it.
"Lots of overly discriminatory
practices
on
campuses
h ave
beea
handled," Sandler said. "Now
. it's more subtle. but people
are more aware of the
issues."
"There are people who
beJieve that discrimination
on campus has been solved
oace you let -women in as
teachers and administraton.
But that's not enouah."
In most schools. Sandler
continued, fe,rer than wo
womea hold senior admiaistrative positions. which
promotes the idea that
hi&amp;her education is a career
-for men, not women.
"Progress bas definitely

It's eleven p.m.
Doyouknowwhereyourpaperis?

Yes.

been made; sa.id Mary Gny.
an American University
math professor and president of the Women's Equity
Action League. "It's easier
for women to get a rusi job
and to aet teaure than it was
years ago . ■
"Still. it's hard to move up
in administrative positions
or to get teaure at the most
presti1ious
universities.
I eeping up the momentum is

hard . ■

The aoveaeat
toward specific ·
clealia&amp; with both
aotes.
Salary ud
equities remaia
issues for womea
she said. Facutt,,
istntors, ud
seet -the same
treatment gjvea
cou.nlerparts.

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ut i
k."
re~
y
, yo
N

actici
ule

did
beca

PHI ALPHA TBBTA
will conduct a di1cu11ioa:

vel~
thi.ll
e

1las the supreme Court warped
vision of lhe founding falh
Tue1day. Peb. 3 at 7 p. ■.
in the Aluaai Bouie.
All iatere1ted partie1 are wetcoae.

p&amp;nts
th SOS!

Let's be real. Compare the equipment she's using toyours. If\
were both trying to tunnel through a mountain, she'd haveabull
and you'd have a shrimp fork.
Don't despair. Your problem is already half. solved. Foralimit
time, you can buy an Apple® Maci ntosh'" Plus or a Macintosh512K
Enhanced computer with Microsoft Works-for less money.
Which is wonderful.
You get a Macintosh, with its speed, ease of use, andgraphics
capability. Plus, you get a software program that lets you use all thi1
Macintosh power in all your subjects.
Microsoft Works is not just one program, it's four integrated pr
grams: word processing, data-base management, spreadsheet 11·ith
charting, and communications.
Meaning you can put charts in your history essays. Spreatbh
your economics papers. Call Dow Jones News Retrievalat 2:00 \.\I
get the facts fr)!· your journalism story due at 8:00 A.\1.
So if you're taking more than one subject this semester,you1
check out Macintosh and Microsoft Work'i.
But don't wait till the eleventh hour. This offer will endS(X)ll
And your paper might stay out all night. ..

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eetia a
rtu

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Cl

are

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form

llcatioas
roua~
1ideace
bulletill

Macintosh and Microsoft Works

Contact:

Joe Betlucci at SLC, Rooa 10

joba Koch at SLC, Room ◄26

Apple a 1td tM A/J{&gt;le logo arr ngislemJ trodmulrti of ,tp/)Je Comp..t", Int. Maci11tosb is" trtuJmuJrt of A/JIN Co'"Pflltt, l'fll.
0oflJj0,mN~R~lrift4li ls srrgisttmltrllllnuri o/ Oow}onn&amp;Compony, lnc. Microsoft is tl ~ i s l n t d l ~ O/MicroJofteor,o,.lr,•

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anyway:
But Stephen TiUman said,

bve access to. He
students a1so could
the switchboard

ormauoo.

uy
is

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for
lid.

...
le

•.ot &amp;iv
r,arts.

Heamao, associate

academic affairs,
ly vhat we
is IO put it in llle
dboot."
en agreed, addytime you start
nev, you'll b&amp;ve
usion."
reactions to
schedule were
rar didn't hold
y because he

shoveled out.
think the
tried to
umber of
,· Farrar

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••ion:

p.a.

Gutin commentfluad the shortened
aot very satisfyin1.
round that many
were
absent

,aniciputs to take
or both sessions.
er advaata,e of
I.be meetin1 is that
an opportunity to
aany important
lf&amp;r1da&amp;en added.
valuable contacts
le who are williJi&amp;
problems and
·oas."
11ch contact invited
IO write an article
'Chronicle of Higher

.

"In' general. I thought the
compressed . schedule was
better than c&amp;lli1l1 off
classes because by 10 a.m.
the roads were cleared off."
Problems
with
the
compressed schedule arose,
accordi.og to TiUmaa. because "students were not
informed or did not pay
aueotion when they were
informed as to what the
compressed schedule was:
Although classes were
held Friday, night classes
were cancelled twice last
weet. Hartdagen explained
that • getting people home
early" was an additional
concern on those days.
·we try to mate a
decision before 3 p.m. for the
evening school," he said.
- No CoUege-wide plus
have been made to mate up
those missed classes, according to Hartdagen. "Each
teacher has to decide how to
mate up the material," he
said.

Alt.hough most area schools were closed last Friday because of the snow. Wilkes
students found themselves inside class.rooms• .not do.rm .rooms. that da .

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FOR SNOW DAYS: The Wiltes College Academic Affairs Office has announced I
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a schedule that is to be used io the event of snow. Previously, classes were canceUed I

Some specific areas the
conference offered solutio11s
altogether if a delayed start was .necessary. The schedule substitutes .CO-minute
for were revision of the core 1
I classes and )-minute breats for the standard ,0-miJiute class, 10-mi11ute breat
curriculum and the learning
sequence. l1l addition, ~-mjnute classes will become 60 minutes.
process.
·we are working very
The new schedule to be used in the event of a delay is as f oJlows:
hard at Wiltes to get our
faculty to understand how
Monday, Wednesday, Friday
our students learn,· said
Hartdagen. ·every student
Noanal
Comoressed
learns at a different rate aad
8:00 - 8:l0 a.m.
10:00 - 10:~ a.m.
iJi different ways.·
9:00 - 9:,0 a.m.
10:-0- 11:25 a.m.
Every year the AAC
10:00 - 10:,0 a.m.
11 :30 - 12:10 p.m.
meet.i.og is a great source of
11:00- 11:,0 a.m.
12:Jl - 12:" p.m.
fresh ideas. "The conference
12:00 - 12:,0 p.m.
1:00- 1:~ p.m.
was esceUent,· Handagen
1:00- 1:,0 p.m.
1:-0 - 2:25 p.m.
said. "And we really learned
2:00 - Z:,O p.m.
2:30 - 3:10 p.m.
a lot."
3:00 - 3:'.50 p.m.
3:15 - 3:55 p.m .

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Concerned about safety?

Normal

8:00 - 8:,0 a.m.
9:00 - 9:,0 a.m.
10:00 - 10:,0 a.m.
11 :00 - 1:00 Activities
1:00 etc.

Astudent escort service will be
formed tbis semester.
end soon

Applications ror interested students
aa be round in tbe IRHC office. tbe
lesidence Life office. or on tbe
bulletin board in tbe SUB.
Applications ■ ust be submitted to
the IRBC office no later tbao .f
o'ctoct Priday. January 30.

fJSO/ICo'1IONbtJ1t

Anyone wisbina to obtain more
IDJ'or ■ation about tbe student
escort service should contact John
towsti at eit. 139 or Ron Miller
at eit. 12.f.
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10:00 - 10:,0 a.m.
11:00 - 11 :,0 a.m.
12:00 - 12:,0 p.m.
1:00 p.m. etc.

NOTE: On Tuesdays and Thursdays, eliminate the activity period aad hold aflernoon
classes for the normal le.ngth beginning at 1 p.m. In.formation concerning evening
school viU be announced on public media afler 3 p.m. on the day in question.
The following TV and radio stations will carry the announcement of either a delayed
start o.r closing:
WBAX- 12~
WTLO-102FM
WARM - 590
WEJL - 630
I' ARD - ll◄0
WNAK - 730
WMJW - 92 FM
WCLH - 90.7 FM
WBQW-1320
MAGIC93-93FM
WILK-980
WBRE-TV Channel 28
WOEO-103FM
WYOU-TVChanoe12Z
W.KRZ - 98.5 FM
WNEP-TV Chan.o.ell6
13~AM
The Switchboard, the Security Dest. and the Housing Office will aJso be notified and
may be contacted f o.r i.o.formation.

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jlouary 29. 1987

•

Super Bowl remains a mystery
by Lorri Stei.abacher
Have you ever wo.aderecl
what the big deal about the
Super Bowl is? Year after
year I questio.a its eiiste.ace
and year after year I come
up with .ao answer. This
year. I decided to actually
watch the game and u-y IO
clear up ihe Bia Mystery:
Guess what? I'm more co.afused than ever.
Finl of all. the Super
Bowl mates an irreparable
dent in meals. My relatives
actually plan meals arou.ad
football. Naturally. those infinite 1eniuses who plaa the
Super Bowl plan it to coi.acide perfectly with every
normal huaua being's dinner time. So. di.aner must be
rushed th.rough or sened in
f .ront of the TV so as .aot to
miss one exciting moment of
the action-pacted p.rog.ram.
F.rom the moment I flicted on the TV at &lt;C:00 I was
amazed--&amp; wo hour pregame show?! I don't tnow
about most people but my
genuine (and obviously misguided) belief was thal the
pre-game show was sup,osed
to be just that--&amp; short introduction to the eveni.ag·~
actual festivites. I'm sorry.
but wo hours of g.row.a me.a
pontificaling on which team
has more advanta,es and
which players are taller.
larger. or stronger is just too
much for anyone to handle.
All of those thi.a1s could
really be taken care of in the
span of o.ae half hour.

Instead we. the defenseless viewers. are subjected to
wo hours of Pat Summerall
and john Madden telli.a1 us
about the weather in Pasadena. I do.a't .t.aow about you.
but the last thing I want IO
hear about while sittina i.a a
foot of SJlow is that it is n
dearees someplace I am .aot.
Eve.a the most hard-core
football fans should be1i.a IO
worry when the pre-game
show tates lo.ager than the
sporting event iuetr.
The i.at.roductio.a of the
players following the pregame show was goi.ag to be
the most important part for
me. After all. these · are
strong and virile men even
if they do have the misfortune of bei.ag football players. As the players were i.at.roduced I actually thought I
might get psyched. U.ofortunat.ety, however. the players heads (perhaps o.ae of
the most important parts)
were covered with those
at.rocious helmets. Now. I
realize that helmets are .tind
of important in a sport thal
can be easily compared to
getting mowed down by a
steam .roller. but could.a't
they just tate the helmets off
long enough for us girls to
get a loot at them? So much
for the ei:citi.aa part of the

game.
The.a. as if wo hours of
pre-game
torture
isn't
e.aouah. Neil Diamond has to
come out and massacre the
national anthem. Come on.
Nt1il Di•.111oad. the man

.tnow? Yell, enoup

the pa4lS off of lily
what is my favorill
might ut. I doa'I
about you, but I feel

hasn't put a decent record
out in ten years. if ever. At
least give the non-football
fan so.111t11/Jia1to loot forward to. Boot Bruce Springsieen. Bob Dylan. or even
Huey Lewis and the News.
Listening to Diamond barely
c.roat out the anthem was
taatamount to listening IO
cats havi.ag sex outside your
bed.room window.
Then. as if your ears
haven't had enough. the
1ame actually starts. Otay, I
can handle the actual game
for about ten mi.autes. After
ten minutes. everything
begins to loot the same.
Every si.agle play loots &amp;lite.
Thant God the two teams'

uniforms
are
different
colors or I would really get
confused. Maybe it's my intense dislite of the game. but
football all seems so senseless. G.rown men th.roving
themselves on top of each
other. tnoc.ting each other
down. almost looting as if
they really want to hurt
someone. Fran.tly. I thin.t
Si1mu.nd Freud would have
something to say to all of
these men. And it wouldn't
be preu.y either.
Interspersed between all
of this oh-so-exciting football are the advertisements.
How many bee.r commercials
can you show in a threehour time period? You don't

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Programming

Board presents
A Dilhl al lhe

confident buy.iJlg
insu.rao.ce from the
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coach. That. my f ·
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an actual member
team 7 Can't afford
them? Recruit their
tives. They certaint,
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is really going to
they'll bear "Giaa
automatically be
The one major
have about the Su
itself actually bas to
the game of footW.
takes so damn long.
is one g&amp;JD.e in A
which one hour
tate five, it is footW.
can take five yari
thu these gargan
True. they do have
stacles but still. I
weird feeling that
players make a
harder than they b
it toots lite they
earn the e1orbinaa1
of money that they
Money is what
about isn't it? The
want to make more
the advertisers want
more money, the TY
wants to make more
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thrity seconds of

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8:00 p.m. Saturday. January 31.
at the Conyngham Student Center

s. In .tli~

, Mark v
to establisJ

�January 29. 1937

Yett. ea
o.tsoff o
• ay fa

ut. I

you, but
ent buy

.nee fro
, Bronco
ister of
That,
desperati
tual. me
Can't
Rec ·
They
er and
~1y goi.n
l hear
atically
.e one
about th
actually
1.me of f,
so damn 1
t game i
l one h
ive, it is f,
ate five
these gar
they doh
s but stiJ1.
feeling
rs mate
ir than th
ks lite th
the exorb
neythat
oney is
isn't it?
to mate
tvertisers
money.
i to mate
·ou know
r seconds

udent speakers
rform service
formation of a student speaten'
ns aanou.nced recently by Dr.
linney of the Speech and ComllS Depanment. The spea.ten
yilJ be comp'rised of members of the
ia Omicron Chapter of Pi lappa
· 1111 Forensic Society. The bureau
fly speakers upon request to serizations both on campus and in

Ullity.

tpe&amp;ters Yill receive trainin1 and
1 from the director of the colleae
debate union. Pennsylvania Omiap&amp;er of Pi Iappa Delta is s_pearlhis community .Ptoject IS a way to
, the art of oral co-uaication
let the community know of the
of f iltes CoUeae students as
, Currently 1etten of explanation
l'l111ctioos of the ae,r.ly dffelo,ed
1 bureau are bein1 .Prepared and
TVious public service or1aniza&amp;ions
lhe public schools in Luzerae
0

la,,a DtJ&amp;a Natioaal Honorary
Sociel}' ftS or1aaized iA 1912 IS a
lo promote scholanhi,. frieaMip,

and competition in the area of speech/
debate on the c0Ue1e level. CurreaUy.
there are more than filly-five thousaad
memben µi the rtfty states and ab.road. The
Wilkes chapter bas been one of the aost
active in the organization in the put tea
yean. It has produced three student lieutenant governors as well as a faculty
member being governor of the Province of
the Colonies--one of the main divisions of
the national organiza&amp;ion.
Currently seven students are memhers
or the spea.ten bureau and are prepared to
spea.t on any number of topics. According
to Professor Unney, "OUr student speaten
are qualified to speak on a variety of topics.
We on.ly need a llUle lead time to prepare
and then we will present a prognm to
match the requ-.. P.rog.rams will consist or
speeches, dramatic readings and a variety
of different types of debates:
·
Any arou, wishin1 to utilize the services or the spea.te.rs' bureau is as.keel to
contact Dr. Iinney, Speech, Communication. and Theatre Arts Department or call
12~-,u.,1,en.317

ulletin Board'' debuts
have been scheduled as ro11o-n--7:33, S:06, and 9:00 a.m.
and afternoons at .C:30, :J:00,
:J:33, and 6:00 p.m.
This ae,r feature will innew programmin1
directly toYards the clude aotices or all cua,u,
and spec.ial con- neats, ...c.inas, and special
activities. Bein&amp; consistently
lhe campus?
, 90.7 FM oa you.r updated, the Bulletin Board is
ou11ces the debut or an ideal form of quiet coms Bulletin Board•• munication to students con26. The Bulletin cernin1 last minute class or
till be feawred as a meetin1 canceUations, espe&amp;tl1ll aad appear at cially be1pf'U1 during the
limes throughout snow-filled winter months.
Anyone who bas special
netday. The uaes
is alnys 100.tin1
1o beuer •ne the
r.oueae community.
better ny to begin

acing ad manager
Mineo who has left
the staff in order to
his law degree, is
Shedlock of Wilk es
Barre. Mark is an
eighteen-year-old
freshman who is
rsuing a degree in
eting. In his spare
, Mark likes to ski
play many different
ts. He is also an
dadmirer of classic
ecars. In l}is new
ition, Mark would
like to establish Tht
Be1con as a genuine
advertising medium.

campus events or meetings
coming up in the aea.r ruture should notify station
JD&amp;Dqer Chris Bolcarovic.
,rete.rabty by awl (send to
'WCLB via campus mail). laSl
minute postponements or
cance11atioas should also be
directed to the muqer at
SZ,..7663 or en. 2.C9. la the
event that the manqer is
not available,
messqes
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�PAGE EIGHT

jaauary

l9. 1937

No RSVP Coffeehouse Series

Dave . Binder and '' An
Evening of James Tay~or"
by Lorri Steinbacher
Yhat71 A.aotllercoffeehouse perform-

ance? Yes. that's right, fo.lts, another se-

Wilkes grad
returns with
"Breaker Boys"

any point during the shov, they may be
fooled i11to thinting they are actuaJJy 1iste11ing to Taylor.
Although Dave Bi11der may sou11d a lot
lite Taylor, he is a taJe11ted musician i11 his
own right. He holds a degree in classicaJ
music performance from the University of
Lowell. has played guitar and su11g since
age seven. and has been trained in opera
and musical theatre. Binder cites his musical influences as James Taylor (a statement
of the obvious). :Ken11y Rankin. Simo11 and
Garfunkel. and The Beatles.
You might vonder just what mates a
-person vant to do a show that consists of
just Taylor's music. Says Binder, "He's my
favorite. I sou11d a lot lite him. and there
are a lot of James Taylor fans out there vho
needed a good show."
So, if you happen to be 011e of those
· searc h of th e per1ect
r
Tay1or f:ans 1n
sh ov.
or eve11 if you're not. you just may have
found it. So brave the cold, come out to the
cozy atmosphere of the Student Ce11ter,
close your eyes. and tate in ·An Evening of
J•-es
T•·
• y tor.·
Let's show Dave Binder that vhat Wiltes
tacts in numbers. it mates up for j11 spjrit!

mester, another fine season of the No RSVP
Coffeehou1e. The premiere of this seme.
ter's group of shovs viU be on Saturday,
1
jaouuy 31. at 8:00 p.m. on the first floor of
the Conyngham Student Center. The featured performer will be the muJti-taJe.nted
Dave Binder with his show entitled. "An
Evenin1 of jamesTayJor."
Binder's unique brand of music. comedy, and viuy conversation has made him a
favorite at many colleges around the country during the past siz years. Most recently
Binder played at the 11eighboring :King's
Pa.rticipatit1g iJ1 Friday's reading of Breuer Bop
College to a massive crowd of 1~ people.
are (1. to r.) Bob Wachovsti, Mia Dillon, Miehe
What mates Binder's show especiaJly
Palmieri. and Rebecca Schmiu.
interesti11g is his repetoire. UsuaJly the
b
On Friday, Janu•rv
-,n.1...
u11den,ay dY
average coffeehouse performer plays one.
- r :,vw.a
possibly two. numbers by the imme11sely
Wilt.es CoUege and Showcase Playhouse 111
taJented James Taylor. Binder has tate11 his
Theatre will sponsor an gesl/Taft Ente ·
even in •a of dramatic read- film Bre,J,r Bo
love of Taylor's music a step fu.rther--his
shov consists exclusively of the best of
ings from Brea.i11r Boys,• vill be elhibited
••- Tay1ors
· music.
·
novel written by a Wilt.es theatres
.,....es
PBS before
lhil
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us.
t..
..
Kubicki
'67.
on
.
e •i
aJUAs if just performin1 Taylor's music
JtN&amp;
joining Iubicti in read- Iubicti was
isn't enough. it has been sai·d th at i·f a
member of the audience closes his eyes at
ing from his novel wiU be l'iftes' Cue 'n' Cu
...::~~;;..;;.;~;.;..;;.;;..;;.;;.;.;;.;..;....;.;;.;.;;....;.,..;;.........:..._ _ _ _ _ _ _t-~~~~~~......--------1 Mia DilJon. a Broadway act- forming roles sucl
ress noted for her Tony- Pellimore in C.
nominated performance in Iago in Otbel/o.

WCLH TOP 35 SINGLES

SI\IA~ BAR

Cri11111s of Ille

JANUARY 19-23

Feb. 2-6

1. Tatting Heads .................................................... Wi1d WiJd Llfe
2. Depeche Mode ...........................................................Blact Day
3. Bova.rd jones .............. You Knov I Love You ...Don't You?
4. The Smiths ..............................The Big Mouth St.rites Again
5. The Po1ice ................................................................... Roxan11e
6. INIS ........................................................Daacing on the Jetty
7. The Cure .............................................................Let's Go to Bed
8. The Iints ................................................. Roct 'n' RoU Cities
9. Nev Order ...............................................................Perfectiiss
10. The Alarm ................................Inoctin' on Heave11's Door
11. I.tic Clapton ...............................................Tearing Us Apart
12. REM ...............................................................Begin .the Begi11
13. The Housema.rtins..............................................Happy Hour
14. A-HA ....................................................l've Bee11 Losing You
15. Peter GabrieJ. ............................................................Big Time
16. Debbie Harry ................................................ .French :Kissin'
17. U2 .............................................................................Bad (Live)
18. B-l2's ................................................................................... Wig
19. Iggy Pop ...................................................................Wild Ca.rd
20. Gene.raJ Public ....................................................Come Again
21. OMD ..................................................................... W'e Love You
22. :KBC Band ....................................................................America
23. Psycho Dets...................................................... .A Kissing Zoo
24. Lone Justice .................................................................Shelter
2l. Gene Loves Jezebet... ............................................Heartache
26. Fine You11g CannibaJs........................ .Ever Fallen In Love
27. Lou Reed ...................................................................Sout Man
28. AJan Parsons Project............Standing On Higher Ground
29. Van HaJen ...............................................Best of Both Worlds
30. Dveezil Zappa..........................................Let's TaJt About It
31. Big Country ...........................................................Loo.t Away
32. Public Image Limited (PIU ............................................ .FFF
33. Oingo Boingo ....................................................................Stay
3-C. Bon ,Jovi ...................................................LlviJl' OJ1 A Prayer
35. The Escape Club .......................................................The Push

MONDAY

Minestrone

Bated Chic.ken with Rice
Peas

TUF.SDAY
Bean with Ham

Sausage Hoagie
Corn

WEDNF.SDAY
Chicken Noodle
Chili Con Carne

Broccoli

THURSDAY

H11a.rl.

Three actors from the Ti iltes
Theatre Departmeat, Bob
l'achowsti '89, MicheUe
Palmieri
·ss. Rebecca
Schmiu '84. and actors from
Showcase Theatre wilt enact
scenes from the novel dramatized and directed by Mr.
Iubicti.
Br~•ier Boys deaJs
vith the events Jeading up to
the first major strike in the
anthracite mines of Pennsylvania in 1900 as seen
through the eyes of coaJ
miners and their families.
The setting is the fictional
mining town of jeddoh ia
the mountains south of

Wilkes-Barre.

Kubic.ti spent over· four
Vegetable
years researching and writMacaroni and Cheese
ing his first novel. Breaiet
Boys. His plays. Popcor.D
Green Beans
and Sa.lad Days, have been
performed ia a number of
regionaJ theatres and his
Tomato Rice
screenplay. S11.Dior l'eei,
Chicken Nuggets
is currently being mmed in
Cauliflower
Daytoaa Beach for releue
...,_._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___.,_J_aier~s year. Plans are al9o

FRIDAY

Miss Dillon. a

Penn swe.has am

on Broadway iA
Ferer. and A11
She has appeattd
regional theatrel
Repertory. the A
tre of Louisville,
h&amp;Uan Theatre Cht
a Clarence De
for Crim,s of IA,
rote she repealed
acclaim in Los Al
films include TA,
Pit and J.ols of l
Annette Funicello
Disney Channel.
Miss Dillon
vith lil.tes sw
lobby of the CPAalt
January 30th for
mat discussion of
her career in lh1
profession.
The perfor
dramatic readiAp
Bre•i1r Boys ii
the public andwill
p.m. on t.he stqeof
Center. Admission i
the CoJJege coma

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aditionals

PACE NINE

lmprov troupe
wows Wilkes ·
by Lee MorreU

...

What has five people,
comes from New York. a.nd is
absolutely hUarious? If you
said the Ya.ntees' bullpen.
you're way off base. The correct a.nswer is the Chicago
City Limits Comedy Troupe.
This wonderful group of imthemes.
provisational young comedi:Knowing I would be off ans came to entertain the
colulllJl debuted last campus and distanced from I' iltes campus this past Friresult of a heartfelt • Tiu, B11aco.D office for the day. January 23. again due to
11plore the college bulk of the semester. I supe.rio.r programming f.rom
ce from the "diff- realize this would preseAt an the Programming Board.
ctive· of a Aon- ideal opportuoity to offer a Most of the c.rowd will neve.r
student. Believ- sampling of views from loot at comedy the same way
aany of my feJlow · other Wiltes students study- again.
·uonals" struggle iAg here in a AOA-traditional
Despite the mercury dip
· ·w- problems. I mode. Seve.ral friends and ping below zero. and a foot of
•mpted these past acquaintances have g.ra- snow covering the ground.
lo connect with a ciously consented to contrithe turnout was fantastic. As
yet often silent. con- bute to this space over the the troupe ticked it in. it was
tC iUdeats who try to next th.ree months. Their non-stop laughs fo.r every•ome, vort. spouse. thoughts a.nd observations one for the two-hour du.raand liltes simul- will. I am certain. add new tion of the show.
'. I have discussed dime.nsioAs to the descripThe show opened with a
ate, survival tech- tio.n of life at l'Utes fo.r
fabulously doctored version
~me management, those ove.r tweAty-two.
of the l'iltes College "school
·,. 111d math aaxAdult education is now a song." This opened the floor
I commented on the well-documeAted. growiAg for many Wilkes jokes. inof the space shuU1e. trend in education. Because cluding a spoof of a woman's
t my disabled son. of the concentric circles of
prison. affectionately called
led the insecurity involvements of .no.n-trad- "SulJivan Bau.·
,ith a thirty-four itioAal
studeAts,
matriThe biggest highlight of
tld body amidst a cuJati.ng at a mo.re advanced the show was the audience
of much firmer age is not always easy. The
participation. As the comedy
l(y comments have cotumn has attempted lo send
was centered around impro, sincere. .reflec- a message to .returnin1 adult
visation. the suggestions
d tongue-in-cheek. stude.nts--you are not alone.
made by the c.rowd could
have been my you can find mirth in this
mate or break the show.
,and my world &amp;Ad madness. and you are. most
You could easily tell where
is limited to a finite certainly, a _part of Wilkes.
the minds of Wilkes students
of observations and
were Friday eve.ni.ng--eithe.r
~ - - - - - - - - - - - - ~ - - - - - t i n the gutter or in Cinema
309. Each time the audience
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was asked to participate, the
crowd had some so.rt of sex-

ave forum

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lOUse

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be exbi
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rim11s

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include
.nd lots o
tte Fuoice
y Cha.nnel.
iss Dill

Wilkes
of the C
ry 30th fi
iscussion
:areer in
ssion.
1e perfo
~tic readia
t11r Boys·
1blic a.nd wW
n the stage of
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Uege comau

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Pictured above are members of the Chicago City
Limits improvisational comedy troupe.
ually con.notative suggestion. Although the show
went welt usiAg the audience's suggestions. it might
have been at least a liU1e
classier to have o.DtJ suggestioA that did not direcUy
center around sex.
The shov included "stop
stits. • in which one troupe
member would control the
stit and tell two other members to stop, theA ast for
audience suggestioAs aad a
segment known as the "o.neword story: IA this skit,
each member was permitted
to say one vord of a progressive story that was made
up as it went aloAg. If the
person accide.nUy said more
thaa oAe word or toot too

Jong in continuing. the audience again had to participate
and shout the wo.rd ·»IEI" At
that point the actor had to
po.rt.ray a death scene. such
as a murder by a tiller SaiAt
Bernard or a fatal sword
swallowing mishap.
The final s.tit was a song
that was iAvented around a
wo.rd that the audience supplied. IA a major turAarou.nd. a member of the
Wilkes audience thought up
a non-sexual te.rm--pimple.
The soAg was eAtiUed "Pimples Have Got Me Down:
If you missed Chicago
City Limits this Friday, you
cu check them out on their
upcoming HBO special and
see just what you missed .

�January 29, 1987

PAGETP.N

continued from pg. 6
during the Super Bowl cos&amp;s?
Millions ud mUlions of dollars. That's p.reuy sad conlide.riA1 three-qua.rte.rs of
America is going &amp;o the bathroom. too.king ia the .refrige.ra&amp;or. or discussing the
game white these commercials are .running.
Most unoyiag. however.
is the hype ud commercialization that goes &amp;long
with uy Super Bowl aame.
My favorite--footbalt music
videos. Some men seem &amp;o
think that just because they
can play football, they cu
conquer the world of music
as well. I'm sorry, I think I'd
.rather watch ud listen &amp;o
even Neil Diamond thu
watch three-hundred pound
men make II feeble attempt at
dancing. Some thiaas are
just &amp;oo much &amp;o bear.
I'm sure the wiaain1
team will be invited &amp;o the
White House for dinner. &amp;oo.
Hell, some actual heroes.
people who have done some
re&amp;1 good ia the world
haven't been invited &amp;o the
White House. The New York

Giants however. will be. I
somehow have my doubts
that they tnow how &amp;o eat
with uteasUs--let alone
shake Nucy Reagu's hud
without breaking it in two.
I reaHze that for four
straight columns I have
been maligain1 the Super
Bowl. I may have been a little harsh. There are some
good points &amp;o the Super
Bowl. First of all. it is not a
best of seven series. Imaaine that, fourteen hours of
pregame show, tea hours of
football. ud a week of sheer
hell. Thut God for_ small
miracles. Secondly, what better excuse could there be &amp;o
d.riat aalloas and gallons of
beer ud get pitifully drunk
oa a Sunday niaht. For that
matter. what beuer reason &amp;o
10 ia&amp;o wort or school the
next day with a monumental
haaaover? I cu think of no
beuer.
Another major beneficial
aspect of football are the
cute liUle tushies of the football players. Now I'm sure
their tushies are cute ia
anything they wear but
those tight liUle football

nickers and pads certainty
accentuate the positive. And
finalty. the Super Bowl gives
you something to watch besides Sizly AliDUltJS IIUld
Murder S./Je 'l'role. These
three redeeming features almost make up for the sheer
boredom of THE BIG EVENT.
Well. it's all over for this
year. The champs of Super
Bowl lll are the New York

Giants, and football has been
put &amp;o rest for uother year.
Still, the mystery of the
Super Bo-wt has not beea
solved for me. Why do people watch the Super Bowl? I
have ao idea but I guarantee
you. barrina some natural
disaster. I have watched my
last--unless. of course, they
start playing JYit./Joul helmets.

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OrMB will

February 2, 1987
at 5 p.m.in SLC 101.

clinn,r'

"'nma
F.tm&amp;anj

All nursing students are
encouraged to attend.
The
semester"s events will be
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Tuesdays
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Tuesdays

Biology 224

weekly handouts available at the Academic
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5:-45-7:30

SLC 370

Chem. 130

Fridays

2:00-3:30

lirby 203

Chem. 116

Tuesdays

11:00-1 :00

SLC 270

Chem. 118

Thursdays

11:00-1:00

lirby 102

Psych. 102

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field i.o the second half. He
watched u · they dominated
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The.re is no joy in Denver play on both sides of the liAe
but the ~•~•lands, they ensuriA1 the first Lombardi
byJ;aJ&gt;yru

Rare a-roctin .
li
The au1hty Giants tamed
the lkonco, 39-20 behind •
.reco.rd seUiJl1 perfor.maace
§by MVP quarterbact Phil
by Wendy Holden
Simms and a relentless se8
cond half defe.ase.
After the women's 1ame
Th~ first.balfwasasuper
with Albri1ht on Friday was ~~f with the Bro~cos playisColonel Marc Graves
· _
cancelled due to _iAcleme.ot 1.01 well and comm1 out o.o
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juJiiata ~.o Saturday.
§ Coach Bill Parcells led an
The Lady Colonels defeat- ~ in.spj.red Giut squad onto the
§ed Juniata by a sco.re of~
..-,1. The hi1h scorers for ~
_ .
8S1the
game were Mauree.o ~
Ieanedy with 19 points ud ~
11 rebou.ods, and A.ogela
Wolfe with 17 points and ,

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liltes men's bastetstaged an exciting
this _past Monday
ey downed I.he Blue
Ili2abethtown in &amp;A
IMAC con&amp;est.
traililg 17 points at
,the Colonels staged
•cond half scoring
d coasted to an 11
ry.
spark that fired up
els was lit by the
shooting of
Shan Miller and
Jim. Nolan. The
J2 that the Colonels
possibly one of the

illati11g that local
basketball has seen
pmewas almost two

la one. The Blue Jays
fired u_p in I.he first
built a 17 point
lead. The Colonels.
, came out rejuven-

lhe second half and
intense. nearly
blstetball.

Colonels. led by Jim
Z~ points. used 704'
to su_p_port a balsoring attack. Shawn
ns deadly from the
,bile hitting for 20.
Steeber turned in
siellar _performan.ce

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trophy iA the history of the
club.
As for our fearless
predictions, no one wu able
to come up with anythiA&amp;
clo• to the correct score.
Many chose the Giants and
both Dean Ralston and Dean
Lampe f orsaw a big wiA for
LT. Simms, Harry Canon,
Mart Bavaro and the rest of
the now World Champion
Giants.

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§ The Wiltes women then
§suffered a loss to natio.oally
§r&amp;Aked Elizabethtown by a
Sscore of s,-1... The Lady
§Colonels put on an imp.res-by scoring 18 ud Colonel ~ sive display o( athletic
floor general Marc Graves §ability &amp;1ainst this national
pumped in 11.
§power.
The second half surge by S The Lady Colonels spo~ a
the Colonels vu .reminiscent ,-a reco.rd overall and vi11

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of Villuova's victory over li f~ce ,the Lady M~narchs of
Georgetown tvo years &amp;IO in I1ng s Co~ege tb1s Wed.nosthe NCAA championship li day evening. Loot. for the
when the Wildcats shot over complete results 1n nm
'n4' for the game.
8veet's issue of T.IJ11 &amp;.coD.
Last Saturday, in a locally §
televised game. ~e Co_lo~els §s
we.re handed a disa_p_po1nu.ng 8
loss by the Scr&amp;Aton Unive.r- 8
sity Royals. Foul shooting
problems
pl&amp;1ued
the ti
Colonels in the last six miserable minutes as Lhey missed ~
01\e of our finest athletes
their last seven foul shorts. ~ on the baseball diamond hu
The Colonels led by four distinguished himseJf in yet
at halftime ("2-3S) ud led§ another arena.
by a small margin for_ most§
Tom Salzbu.ra, a stellar
of the second half but fi2Zled
pitcher for the Wilkes bueout in the last si1 mi.Autos. .
ball team. toot the f out shoot
A former Colonel. Eric
challenge &amp;Jona ,rith about
Jacobs; led the Royals by .bitf orly other members of the
ting five 3-pointe.rs and
c0Ue1e community.
finished the game with 19
Salzbu.ra came out on top
points.
by hitw11 18 of 20 shots.
The Colonels we.re led by § Three people, Phil Winaert,
Jim Nolu ud Jeff S&amp;e!be.r S Pat B.rie1et. and john
who both scored 17 po1n~. 8 WiUiams tied with 17 baskets.
Marc Graves also added 13 1n 8
Win1ert and Brie1et won
the losing cause.
S a shoot off ud earned the
I' iltes put both pride ud .right to compete with
it's MAC .record on the line Salzbu.r1 a,ai.nst the top
whe.a they hosted c.ross-tovn 8 shooters from IiA1's CoUege
rival King's College last at half time of last night's
night. Loot for the complete game. Loot for the results
.results in next weets issue.
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by Lee S. Morrell
I'd lite to open this weet by

rust coaantu1&amp;UA1

a 1ood frie.od of mine, Bill Parcells, the Giants held
coach. Bill, if you're readin1 this; hey, I told you
auys you Yould do it.
I'd alto lite to congntu.la&amp;e and thant Toa Bell.
Tom not oaty answered the •coad questio.o but .be

rust

alto pointed out a severe error in th•
oae. Toa
.taeY that the record holder for the toniest sact (29
yards) is hall of fa.mer Bob I.illy forae.rty of the
Dallas Qnrboys. We had Bill CU.rry iA aind for the
anwe.r to question two but Tom pointed out that that
wu not correct. The actual answer iAcludes around
21
of th• Miami Dolphins. We a,oli1ize for
the error.
With the NBA All-Star 1aae loomia1 in th• aeu
future, this wee.ts questions will deal Yith
professional basketball.

•••be.rs

QUESTION• 1
What is the oaly club to wiA an NBA
Championship one year and miss the playoffs the
aenyea.r?
OUESTION•2
What Philadelphia 76ers perfo.rae.r tu.raed in the
first four-poi.At play iA NBA Champioaship Series
history? HINT: Itoccured in 1912.

Now, 1et your anwe.rs iA quic.tty. Fint to
correctly answer both questions wiAs our Sl.00
prize. Be fiat becau• you bow what Vi.Ace
Lombardi said ·seco.od place is hin.ty-cUA.ty·. Get
your anwers to T./J, BIIM:oD oa the third floor of the
S.U.B. ript a,ray .

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Collea•

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No. 13
Jaauary 29, 19

1Jilte1-larre. PA

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**** Colonel ......
of the week

Raise record to

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Colonel grapplers
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by Bill [era

Members of the Eastern
Intercollegiate
Wrest.ling
Associatio.n, bevare.
The Wilkes v.restling
Colo.nets are roUi.ng. just as.t
the Syracuse Orangemen.
0 they were sou.nclly defeated
by a score of 36-12.
0
De.n.nis Mejias got the
Cotoaels rolliag vith a 1.f-3
0 major decision. Ron MiUer
0 upped the Coloael lead to
10-0 ,rhea he recieved a
0 default. Befo.re the match
vu stopped Miller had
0 accumulated a 10-l lead.
tP
Andre Miller vent on to
shov the l&amp;rge crowd why
IO he is considered one of the
top 13~ pouad v.restlers ~
· · · the nation. He recorded a p1A
at the 2:'.)1 mart. With the
Colonels ahead 16-0. Senior
Gary Sanchez recorded a 10-0
major decision.

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ATl'ENTION: A.nyo.ne who
is iaterested ia joiJliJl&amp; the
vome.n's tennis team is as.ted
to coatact Coach YiJlaert at
en. 3-C3 as 900.ll as _possible.
GOF&lt;mlT !!I

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0 the 1,0- pound bout. This

8 gave Wil.tes a commanding
0 26-0 lead.
0
Syracuse

g

Muddy Helmets
LowRiden

sco.red their
first points of the evening as
l 0 Ff'Ult Goldows.ti suffered a
2

Devils
Flemsters

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3

10-l set back at 1~. The
Orangemen recorded their
second win as Craig Rome
lost 10-l.
Frank Richards got the
Coloaels back on the ,riJlain.g trackvith a 10-2 victory.
Syracuse put their last points
on the board in the 190
pouad bout. Mart Palanchi
lost on a technical fall to a
nationally ranted Syracuse
,r.resUer.
Steve Schanaauer ended
the night of domination IS
he recorded a piJl at the '.):3-C
mart of the heavyweight
match. For his impressive
performance
Schan.nauer
VIS named the outstanding
wrestler for the meet.
Bed weather prevented
two teams from showiJlg up
for this weetend's quad
meet. Southern Con.necticut
made the trip. thou1.b. and

ten.th straight dull
with a victory

and

win.
Brill Bluer (I
Sanchez 0,0). jot
(1~). Craig Roat (
Frank Richards (
were winners ror
Dennis Mejias had a
the 126-poundmatcl
The Colonels
stands at 13-1 inc
match yiJloiog

matmea are r&amp;11W
the nation and
~ pre~ly ••M \h•y wrestlers tlllked
nations best. DellAi
hadn't.
Wilk.es shutout Southern ranted 9th at 111

Coaaecticut
.f'rO.
The
Colonels , got pins from
Dennis Mejias at 126, Tony
Diaz at 1~. and Craig Rome
v.restling at 167.
The Colonels of Coach
joha Reese .recorded their

Miller is 8th io I.be
13.f.
The Colooels
Yort this Saturdlf

travelling

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results neit week.

Jaguars
60
Gobots
1
i.n a roster for i.ntramunl
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bas.tetball please stop by and
The foUowing 1S a 0
see Patty Moran, Sports
schedule
for8
loformatioa and latnmunl complete
toniahts
actioa;
Director. o.n the seco.nd floor
of Wec.tesser Bait. She wilt
not be able to finish ma.tiJ11 9:1'.)
the schedule until she speaks Flemsters vs. Jaguars
10:00
0
with you .
Muddy
Helmets vs.
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Francisco
Bey
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munl floor hockey league
vu hot this past Suaday. S.l.U.M. vs. USAF
Complete results are IS 11:30
Devita VI. Gobots
follows:

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enroute to the 37
Ron Miller scored
2:0.f ud Steve
shoved his op
lights iA 3:19. Aa
scored a superior
for the Colonels ·

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over

Buctae11 this pa&amp;
night.
Wiltes recorded

San Francisco Bey Bombers 2 0000000000000000000
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· - · --dean and friend
by Elizabeth Mmullo

NHe was a good 1uy; said
Keith Dorton. "I don't .t.now
how they're going to find
someone to replace him."
And Mark Vetovitz said,
"He was my adviser, my dean,
and a friend."
Student, teacher, adviser,
dean, friend--Dean Arthur
Hoover was au of these in
the many years he spent at
WUtes from his undergraduate days in the 19505
until his death last month.
"I t.new him before
anyone tnew him," remembered George Ralston, dean
of student affairs emeritus.
"We brought him here when
he was a se.nfor in high
school" because he was
recommended as an outstanding student.
Hoover
was awarded a leadership
scholarship, Ralston said.
"Our relationship was
never broken after that,"
Ralston noted.
bve to close my eyes to imagine that Arthur is with
According to Ralston,
; Jane Lampe-Groh says at Tuesday's memorial Hoover was an outstanding
. 'Arthur is here:
student and the most out-

; .,; ;;.;;.;;;..;.;;~~------------_.

Art Hoover "loved students and he loved this College," says
Groh.
standing graduate of his assistant dean and worked
class, the Class of 19'5.
with financial aid. He later
The following September, became director of alumni
Hoover joined the Wilkes affairs. In 1977, he went
faculty as a member of the bact to student affairs as an.
Department of Commerce and associate dean, and was
Finance.
named Dean of Stude.nt
Ralston said Hoover got Affairs last summer.
into administration because
Jane Lampe-Groh . .named
of his outstanding respect acting Dean of Student
for the CoUege.
Affairs. remembered Hoover
Hoover first se.rved as an.
Continued on p. 4

Jane Lam

id you find your classes?
Barter said her office

I lines outsiJe the
's Office are a
sight to aU WiJtes
IS But these Hnes
'y appear on the first

1hhe semester.
this year. Room
rs ,ere left off the
schedule for this
r's classes, arid
Is were required to
p registration forms
mnumbers before
of classes last
y.
systemvas set up to
accurate count of the
of students who
, because students
need to pict up the
lo tnov vhere their
tould be.
Jarding to Registrar
llrter. there are both
ia,es and disadvankllhis nev system.

has been "quieter" under the
new system.
"I tnow that some of the
faculty said this way students
were up to date and didn't
have to chase
around
looting for their rooms,"
Barter said, citing an.other
advantage.
She did see a disadvantage. "A lot of the tids
came in to change their
schedules, so they didn't pick
up the forms," she explained,
adding that this meant an
accurate count of returning
students could not be taten.
Barker noted, however,
that she was still working o.n
this count.
According
to
john
Meyers, associate dean. of
academic affairs, a "postmortem" will be done later in
January to evaluate the new
system.
"So far as I'm concerned.

the jury's still out· as to
whether this wm be done
again. Meyers said.
Meyers said he t&amp;Jted to
three studeJlts, JlOne of
whom had any problems
with finding their registration forms or their rooms,
but he added, ·1 know that
there are some problems
internally.
"I'd be very interested to
know what student response
and faculty response would
be,· Meyers said.
Theodore Engel, dean of
the School of Business and
Economics, said that he's
heard .no complaints from
students.
But he added, "It was a
little confusing for faculty
members to find out where
their classrooms were and to
keep up with changes in
room .numbers."
And Kenneth Klemow
said. "I have~·t had any stu-

dents complain to me about
it."
But some studeats did
have complaints about the
new system.
One commuter said that
he didn't know where to pick
up his registration form
"until I got here." He added
that he felt withholding
room numbers until the first
day of classes was "stupid."
Evelyn La.rock commented, "When I saw the
master schedules, I didn't
t.now where I was supposed
to 10. I went to the financial
aid office to pay my biJl, and
asked them where to get my
room numbers."
And an.other commuter
asked. ·what if you couldn't
get up here until late at
night, and they _weren't
handiaa them (reaistration
forms) out? You'd miss your
classes."

11 .. ., ·1wi1; '. '.•·•·.
)ijlM'~ ~by worth t.he ·
dtrp..3.i · •
.

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�January 22. 19ff

PAGl!TWO

m-mmm:MllBEd i tori anmrnrnm@mm:

Super Bowl incentive
questioned
tut year we we.re bombuded with the antics of the
celebrity-rich Ch'lcqo Bean. ·rridae· Perry and Jim
McMahoa aloae a,,eued ia ao.re comae.rcials and advertileaeau Ulu Iarl M&amp;ldea. Lome Greene. john
Bou•maa ucl Ule en.ti.re cut of the Ute beer commercials
coabiald. Yllo. Ill.ii year. will benefit from the lucrative
eaclone. .at coatncu that Nem to have become staadard
equipaent in today's Super Bowls? Yill Lawrence Taylor
take over for the Noid ud try to destroy all those Domio.o's
p.iz7.as?
Of course. the prime requirement for comme.rcial.ization is winning. The incentive is no longer to "win one
for the Gipper." It is now to win one for Chevrolet, Miller
Ute, Miracle Whip. or a.ay other compa.ay willio.1 to shell
out the so-figure endorsement. For e:umple. who can you
.remember beuer from last year's Super Bowt--jim
McMahon of -the champion Bears or Steve Groga.a of the
Pa&amp;riots? Of course. McMahon is the more memorable of
the two. Being on the winnina team undoubtedly
contributed to his fame a.ad to his commercial success.
The Super Bowl game has been saturated with "Big•
Duct" commercials. The price for advertising space
during the 1ame has .reached astouadio.1 fi1u.res. Players
are also seen wearing various clothing with a distinguishable trademark. The players may be turning into waiting
billboards.
Commercialization has seeped into other sports-related
areas besides the Super Bowl just take a loot at the
Olympics. The 198.f Olympics, as well as Olympic games in
past years. was accompa.aied by scads of compa.aies
cwmiag to be the "official supplier for the Olympic
Games" for whatever products they were trying to push.
The Olympics had an official son drink. an official soap,
a.a official shampoo, a.ad the list goes on. Though not as
en.reme. commercialization is also seea in the l'o.rld
Series, the Stanley CUp, ud the NBA Championships ...
aot to meation all of the college bowl games.
However. without compa.ay sponsorships. the big
sportia1 eveats would probably be aoaexisteat. But to
what eitent is such commercialization necessary? It
forces one to woade.r if the real competition is in the
sports arena or behind corporate doors.

1UJcJeacou

VOL. XXXIX No. 12 January 22, 1987
Editor-in-chief ........................................ Pamela I. Jones
News Editors .............................................Michelle Munday
............................ :............. .Elizabeth Mazzullo
Feature Editors ................................................Amy Hancock
.........................................Lorri Steinbacher
Staff Columnist............................................ Ellen Campbell
Sports Editor ..........................................................Jim Pyrab
Copy Editor ..........................................Yendy Rosencruce
Photography Editor .......................................Murnal Abate
Staff Photographer..........................................Bruce Alexis
Advertising M&amp;aager ..................................Mart Shedlock
Business Ma.aage.r..........................................joel Fomalont
Advisor ..................................................................Tom Bigler

Re ad er response
Dear Editor.
I was en.remely

frus-

trated and disheartened to

read the article ·eommiuee
calls for opinion" in Ule
December ◄ _issue of Tll,
Bt1•co11. I was not frustra&amp;ed because the article
was wriuen or that the
committee wu formed, but
because there seems to be a
.need for such a committee. I
honestly feel the CoJlege is
in sad shape when •
committee concerned with
the falling social skiUs of
students.has to be formed.
Basically, the committee
seems to be worried about
the maturity level of
students. Five of the tea
questio.ns on the survey dealt
with the maturity of students

Photography Editor
T/Je Beacon · ts looking
for individuals inter- .
ested in the position of
photo editor for the
Spring semester. . Darkroom experience a plus
but will train. Must have
own
35mm
camera.
Those Interested should
contact T/J.e
Beacon
off ice 1o·cated on the
third floor of the SUB or
at ext. 379.

He. Do students have "good
.maaners"?, Do students have
.respect for coUege property?
etc .... )

Dear Editor.

A few lliles
Hoover. I have 110
way to H.PteSS my
a few words of tribu
classmate ud friend.
Eve.rytime I
I'iltes, at homeco ·
special event. Art ,a
there. Be offered •
continuity to lht
presetn. ud the
our Wilkes family.
-w:ill.

I have always felt that
there is a.a assumed mental
pre.requisite in applying to
coUege. Unfortunately. it
seems a number of students
have dismissed with this
prerequisite. If this committee is to help prepare
students for job or graduate
school interviews ·then it's
probably a · worthwhile effort. But if it's aim is to teach
P.S.
Art w
students respect for others
a.ad property, good ma.aners, permanent class p
and proper dress then I feel 195~.
it's a futile auempt at
something that al.ready
should be established.
jeffEline

"If I'inter comes, can Spria1 be far behiad7

Parents Anonymous of Northeaster Pennsy
self-help non-profit agency dedicated to
prevention of child abuse, is seeking child
volunteers. Any Wilkes student who is in
in doing this service on night a week
Charles Thomas at 826-8729. A small sti
be given.
Three chapters now e ·
Wilkes-Barre, Kingston and Hazleton. If in
lease give the chapter ou would Uke to w

1St:TH~5PI

Ceaui••li•I Yri&amp;en: Kim Ilimet, Lee S. Morrell,
john [epics.
Published wee.tty during the Call and spring semesters
excepting scheduled breaks a.ad vacation periods. All
views expressed a.re those of the individual writer a.ad
not of the publication or the College. Names may be
withheld from leuers to the editor, but all letters to the
editor must be si ned to insu.re validi .

COUEGE PRESS SERVIO:

�PACETHIEE

Ju1111ry 22. 191'1

se

om plaints abou d already

Dear Editor.
A few tines
ver. I have ao
, to e:IJINSS •Y
• words of tr
smate ud f.rie

Everyt.ime

I

tes. at homec
:i&amp;l event. An
-e. Be offered
WlUity to
1etn. ud the
Wil.tes family.

S.

. it's o.nly lhe first
semester, and
, complai.nts are flyr tha.n s.no¥balls.
of the complaints
so f&amp;r have been
olhings--grades and
·on forms--and they
lo be preUy valid

,r the

IS.

biggest complaint
grades (aside, of
, from the usual •1
klieve he only gave
Ur) is that lhey came
this year. Many
bave said lhey didn't

~::rts~t~
,ait, especially for

e fearinJ. he may
failed statistics for the

.. far behindr

1ter Pennsy
dedicated

seeking cJlil
t who is in
l a week
smaU sti
s now e1
eton. If in
ld Ute towor
1

5D1

time.
beard the delay may
ken due to a problem
!be co.mputer in the
·s office. That's
dable, especially
·na the frequency
1bich that computer
lo be out of order.
er problem with
reports is probably
"lb, computer's fault."
format of lhe grade
is difficult to read
the columns are
together, and I
lbat at least one other
besides
myself
t that the numbers
llood for ·credits
,ere our grades for
. Jmag.i.ne taking a
't course lhat you
you'd e&amp;r.ned a 3.~ in
confusing lhe two
son the report sheet!
There are also several
rs (or columns with
beadiAgs) that area ·t
'ned uywhere on the

sheet.
Perhaps this is the way
computer program
lhe grades. . But it
as if so.me improvment
format is necessary.
ter programs can be

'RESS SERVICE

and corrected. and
someone should tate
lile lo do it for this one.
Jlolher thing about the
. Enclosed i.n the en,as a cud that said a
11111script would be sent
Ill fulllre grade reports.
,lhen, did some seniors I
to get their tran, lbistime?

Just as with the grades,
many of the complaints I've
heard about .registration
forms have resulted from
confusion and .lack of explanations.
The most frequent complaint about these forms is
that many people didn't
know where to pick them up.
I talked to two commuters
who said that they called the
school last Monday in a state
of panic because they had AO
ido,. where their classrooms
were ud no iclN. where to
pic.t up the forms.
CoAsidering that for

muy peopte, a .&amp;aco.D article tast semester was the
o.nly source of this information. it's easy to see where
the confusion came from. 1f
someone hadn't read the
article. had lost it. or had
for1otten what it said, he'd
be ten with no idea of what
to do or where to 10.
And I've sat in a few
classes this semester w,bere
peopte with registration
forms from tast semester that
said "tba" under "Room
Number" tried to set the
numbers from classmates
who'd picked up their forms.

Even if a student received his registration (orm.
the questions didn't end. As
with the 1.rade repon. there
are columns and abbreviations &amp;nd numbers that
simply aren't explained.
What information. does the
column marted -re· co.own.
for exampte? Perhaps it's
i.nformatioA we do.n't Aeed to
kAOY, for the registrar's use
o.nly. but theft it shouldn't
have been on the form iA
the first place. But as lo.ng as
it's o.n. the form, ptease Jabet
it so we can understand what
itmeusl

There is a common lill.t
among &amp;11 these complaints.
of course. ud it's communication. None of the problems
students experienced with
these forms would have
happened if they had been
told where to pick them up
and what they meant.
Dean john Myers said
that a ·post-mortem· study,
woutd be done of the
effectiveness of the registration. forms sometime late this
month. Perhaps this woutd
be the time for us to mate
ou.r complaints and sugg•
tiOAS k.n.cnrn.

r::::::-------::---:::----------------------------------

Stark Lobby worth the wait
by MicheUe Munday

when the tites 1ei wet il will
be hard to wait on. them.
Also. the tites may crack
easily over a short pedod of
time.
(me swdeat suggested that
rubbe.r ma&amp;s ptaced over the
tites would be a good idea.
'"Rubber mats woutd 1u·eveAt
the tites from becoming
stippe.ry. from enc.ting and
from studea&amp;s' tracking din
on.to the carpet.·
The oAly other minor
com_p.laint students have
meationed is the tac.t of ash
trays.
One studeAt commented that there are ash
trays in the lobby but that

there don.·, seem to be
enough. ·students are dropPini ashes &amp;11 over the floor
and the floor is 1eUin1
filthy. The tobby isn't even
a weet otd ud already
swdeats are desll'oying it.
Maybe if there were a fw
more ash trays there would

be tea ashes on the carpet.·
Atthoul,h studeAts complained for moaths about
havin1 to rllld somewhere
else Co s_pe.nd time betweeA
classes. ii is evide.n.t that they
are pleased with the reAovatio.ns. It was wonh the
Y&amp;ill

·wetcome boys ud girts
to the .new and improved
Start Lobby. It's one step
above Romper Room.· commented one rem&amp;le student as
she strolled through the
Aewly re Aovated lobby for
the first time.
Atler moAths of seeina
S&amp;ark Lobby deserted. it is
once again filled with
Dr. Jia-Hei YIIA, assistant professor of e.n.gineerins, died
commuters ud dorm stulast
,month while visiting relatives in TaiwaD.. He was struck
deAts w&amp;itina for their Aen
by
a
motor vehicte aD.d died shorUy thereafter.
class. The maiA topic of
Yan
YU in his second year at Wilt.es. He is survived by
coAversation seems to be the
hi1wife,
M&amp;i-Li.D. Iug.
aew deco.re of the tobby and
studeAts are 1iviA8 it mixed
reviews.
One of the things studeAts
are commenting about is the
increased seatia1 ud tabtes
that have been added. Before
the renovations were made
there was oaly minimal
seatin1. Now there is seati.n&amp;
for JUAY more students.
The Aewly added tables
llAPS-WOLPP SYSTBII
1ive students a chance to sit
down. spread out their boots
SUNTAN IQUIPIIBNT
and study if they have time
·rou1
COMPLITI
T~KKIKG STUDIOin betweeA classes. ·Before
the renovations. I had to sit
oft the floor to study ud be
COME IN FOR A FREE SF.SSION 11
comfortabte. There wasn't
enou1h
room on
the
SPECIILS IN EFFECTlHRU 1/31/17
couches." commented oAe
male student.
INITIIL TIN PICICl5E $41.11 TlN SESSIINS - SIUE $11.N
Students seem to H.te the
MAINTENANCE PICICIR $41.11 TlN SESSIONS - SIU£ $15.11
color chuaes as well. The
tobby no tonger has a run
dowA. depressed toot. "The
colors are much more initiaa. Studeats will probIT. 415. DALLAS COUDS BUG. DALLAS PA-PBOIIE 675 -4412
ably stay here tonger than
they would have stayed ia
•CLEIN •MIDERN•
the old lobby.•
One complaint studeAts
•PRIUIII•
a to have about the new
tobby i1 the floo.r tiles. Many
~de~ts --~ - af!9id_ thtt ~~~~~!SSSSSSS~SS':~~~~!SSSSSSS~SS':~~!SSSSSSS~SS':~~!SS~

Obituary

EVAN

Al!JL~WMI}

I AN 6ENEl2ATION INC.

�jlauary 22. 1937

PACEPOUI

Dean Hoover
Continued from p. 1
"o.n.e of the.first persons I
YOr.ted Yith Yhe.n. I came
this campus.
"This place VIS his life,..
l..&amp;mpe-Groh said, "and Yhe.n.
_you i.n.tertYi.n.e your life
Yith a place a.n.d the people
at that place, the people Ybo
are left behind ca.n. 't help
but have that real sense of a
void."
IS

'°

She added, "He loved
students a.n.d he loved this
College."
Ralston believes that ".n.o
one hu had a greater
i.n.ffue.nce o.n ltuct..nts and
life at the College than Art
Hoover.
"IDs great contribution
Yas his loyalty to the College,
his love a.n.d interest i.n.
stude.nts, and the positive,
upbeat attitude he had

co.ncer.ni.ng all that he did,"
he conti.D.ued.Ralsto.n added, "He .made
a.n. impression o.n. the lives of
hu.ndreds of stude.nts over
ma.n.y years." Whe.n. Ralston
bega.n. Yor.ti.ng closely Yith
alumni. he found that the
alu.m.ni's .memories of Hoover
Yere "of the very highest."
"IA the judg.me.nt of
alu.mJli he is o.n.e of the most
memorable
perso.nalities

Eulogy
fEditor's .ao/8: ]6.a11 U111JJ11-6ro.lJ d#JiYtlred t/Jis 11ulon for .Art/Jur HooYtlr o.a
.O,,a,m/Jt,r JJ, 1986. A copy of t/J11 11ulo1y ras i.aclud#d i.a t/J11 pro1nJ11 for Tuesday's
Jlll1.lllOFJ'a.J SlllrYJCtl,)

Arthur Hoover YU many thiJlas io aU of us. He was a colleague, he was a
confidaat, he ,ras a teacher, he YU a role model, a.n. eiample. But mostly, io each of us
iJl very diffe.re.nt ways, I would have to say for each of us, "Arthur Hoover was .my
friend." Be YU just simply, totally, a.n.d ·completely my friend.
Arthur did.n't have a.n.y acquai.ntuces--1111 might have thought of t/J11m as
aquaintuces--but t/Jt1y considered /Jim their friend.
As a colleague, eighteen yea.rs ago Arthur toot me ever so gently, never
forceflJJly, under his wing a.n.d taught me the ways of Wiltes--its rich lore--just as
I've see.n. him do for Phil WiJlgert, for Jodie Kest, for Mart Allen, for Mart Sowci.t.
You didn't have to wort for or Yith Arthur--he still, gently, became your colleague
and helped you.
And yesterday morning I was in Art's office Yith a young ma.n. who had a.n.
appoiJltme.n.t to see Dea.n. Hoover. I had not met t.he boy before. He sat in front of me
and said, simply, "Mr. Hoover alYays /Jt1/ptld me when I Yas here. He Yas the first
person I met whe.n I came to Wil.tes. He always 1111/pt,d me." So .ma.n.y hundreds,
thousa.n.ds of students at the College could say the same. As Paul Adams a.n.d I bega.n. io
wort at Art's des.t, no less than half a doze.n letters surfaced--all written this fall--all
from graduates--echoing the same sentiment, " You made it possible." " You got me
th.rough." " You always helped me."
Some of those letters came to Art by Yay of congratulating him on his
appointment as the new Dean of Student Affairs. And let t.he record be clear--how
Arthur n.a/lld that job a.n.d hoy Arthur loved that job! Arthur spent bis Jife
preparing for t.hat job, foJlowi.n.g t.he Hample of t.he mentor .ma.n.y of us were
privileged to have i.n. George Ralston. And even though his tenure as the Dea.n. was
brief, Art made his mart. Those of us closest to him logistically saw his dedicatio.n
only increase--if that be possible--saY his hours on the job only exte.n.ded--if that be
possible. A.n.d just as we all .t.n.ew Arthur was fu.n to be wit.h, ArthuJ" was fu.n to wort
Yith. Be mM/tl it flJ.n.. Although he was a very public ma.n.--he t.n.ew everybody it
seemed--he was also a very private man, but you always .t.new he cared about you.
And he always made time for you. O.n.e of our nicest, most recent memories of Art is
t.hat on the Wednesday before Than.tsgiviJlg, when all the students were gone a.n.d t.he
campus YU quiet, Arthur spent several hours i.n. his secretaries' office--just plain old
visiting with Peggy Jones a.n.d Vivian Post. And when I called him late in the day he
told me Yhat a great time /Jt1 had with tllt1.lll. How typical of Art!
Some of my best memories of Art have to center around him at Co.m.me.nce.ment
time. I can't ever forget the vigor with which he sang the Alma Mater, the pride Yith
which he wore his twenty-year medallion, t.he pride wit.h which he led graduates
o.n.to the field. Others of us accompanied other contingents o.n.to the field--but hoY
perfect, hoy p,rf11ct it was that A.rt.bur Jed t.he students. President B.reiset.h said it all
i.n. his memo to the faculty, staff, student body, a.n.d alumni when he Yrote about
Arthur, "In his life and wort Art Hoover personified Wil.tes College. His loyalty to his
Alma Mater was unsurpassed, his service was e1emplary, a.n.d his spirit was, lite the
College, indomitable. We shall not soon see his lite again."
It is fitting that we gather at this time of year for Arthur. Arthur loYefl
Christ.mas. We spent a lot of time t.he last wee.t or so tailing about Christ.mas and
shoppi.n.1 and presents. The night before A.rt died I had gone shopping. I bought
some German tree ornaments for some friends of mfoe. I specifically selected a Santa,
a school, a church, and a heart. Although these ornaments weren't my present for
Arthur, they could well have been, because t.hese items spo.te to Arthur's loves: t.he
season of Christ.mas, the school, his faith, and mostly the heart he had that reached
out and embraced each one of us.
It's the season of Advent i.n. our Christia.n. faith. It's the season of preparing. of
becoming ready to celebrate .n.ev life in our midst. I would lite to think that all of us
gathered i.n. tbis Church today have come here to celebrate Arthur's life, to loot at his
life and to prepare ourselves to be better because of h.is e:a:ample. And I would offer a
than.t you to Arthur from each and every o.n.e of us--a simple thank you, Arthur.
"thailt you, because I'm glad you were my friend:

they have e.n.cou.n.tered iJl
their .relationships with
their al.i,ia mater," he said.
Theodore Engel, dea.n. of
the School of BusiJless and
Eco.nomics. also spo.te of the
great impact Hoover had o.n.
Wil.tes College.
"It's so hard to sum up in
a few words," Engel said.
"His mai.n. impact was .not o.n.
the bricks or mortar, but on
the students."
Engel added, "He was
always enremely supportive
of academic programs. He
Yor.ted i.n. a cooperative
fashion between students
and faculty rather tha.n. in
an adversarial fashion."
A memorial service for
Dean Hoover was held
Tuesday during activities
period. It was, as La.mpeGroh said, "a celebration" of

his life.
Lampe-Groh o
service with a
welcome, saying 'I
have to close my
imagine that Arthur
us today. Arthur is
The memorial
included an invo
Ralston:
remarb
President Christop
seth, Circle I
Debbie PavHco, ud
James Ferris: ud
presentation comp'
photographs of Dea
ta.ten throughout
at Wil.tes.
The Ceater
Performing Arts
with students, ~
bers, members of
istration, aJumai,
other friends of
dean.

"I .tneY him before anyone .tneY him," reme.mben

Ralston.

29 Wilkes students
named to 'Who's Who'
Twe.nty-n.ine Wilkes students were recognjzed in the
1987 edition of "Who's Who
Among Students iJl American
Universities a.n.d Colleges."
Students are chosen for
this honor o.n the basis of
academic achievement, leadership iJl extracurricular
activities, a.n.d potential for
continued success.
Wiltes students named to
"Who's
Who"
include
Jennifer Bausch, DanviJle:
Suzanna Bernd, Altamont.
NY: Christine Bolcarovic,•
Tun.thannoc.t: A.nn Cal.tins,
Y.iltes-Barre;
Karen
Cam.asso, Norristown; Ellen
Cam.pbeU, Dallas; Cornelius
Dour.is, Holland; Kare.n M.
Dragoo., DanviJle; a.n.d Daniel
DuttiJlge.r,Sunbury.
Also recognjzed were
A.ndrea Gaiteri. Swoye.rsviUe;
James Galasso, III, SvoyersviJle; Dawn Grabner, Tun.thannoc.t; joh.n. Hayward,

Macungie; joha
Port Jervis, NY:
Jones, Kinsston;
Milford; Carmen
Bradentown, Fl.;
Catherine McCalln,
Other Wilkes
.named to "Who's
.Kristyn Porter,
Riley, Montclair, NJ
Roze11e, Forty-Fort
Shaw, QuatertoYD;
Sinkiewicz, Sh
Charlanne StanlOD.
tai.ntop;
Mart
Manasquan. Hl
Viglio.o.e, Matamo
Vojtet, Ii.lbs-Bun;
Walto.o., Jackson,
Robert Yost, Dill
Those no
"Who's Who" are
from more than I.
tutions in the Un'
and the District of
"Who's Who"has
outst.&amp;tldin8 studenll
was founded in 1934.

11

�January 22. 1917
fe.
ampe-G.roh
ce
with
&gt;me. sayi
to close
i.o.e that A
lay. Arthu
be mem
1ded an
on;
.dent Ch
Circle
ie PavJico
s Ferris;
,ntation
&gt;graphs o
t th.roug
l.tes.
he Cen
1rming A
students.
membe
.ion. alu
· frien

PAmlPI~

enovations complete

dents spent several months sitting on the floor in Stark Lobby, renovations were finally completed over break. Students
study at the tables or just retu on the couches between classes.

prospects dimmer than 86's
than last spring's, two recent use o.r even AIDS before
_
national surveys of company getting a: job.
Michigan State's annual
hi.ring plans indicate.
And grads this year are survey. released i.o. late
litely to be tested for drug December. found that big
companies in particular
~•==~~~=~~~~~~=~~~ have cut bact thei.r plans for
hiri.o.g new college grads.
A Northwestern University study released at the
same time predicts demand
for 1987 grads will mirror
1986 hi.ring, but employers
say they will screen applicants mo.re closely than
Astudent escort service Will be
before, and starti.o.g -salaformed this semester.
ries--while increasing an
average of 2.1 perce.o.t--Yill
lag behind inflation.
Applications for interested
Both Michigan State and
Northwestern
observers
students can be found in the
blame the u.o.precede.o.ted
wave of corporate mergers
!RHC office. the Residence Life
and
acquisitions
that
olfice, or on the bulletin board in
.reached .record levels last
.ts

the
that swept
America
job prospects
m dimmer

nts
s Wh

1gie; job
Jervis.
Iiogsto
·d; Carme
11town.
·ine McCao
1e.r WiJt
I to "Who'
n Porter.
Montclair,
~. Fo.rty-t
Quate
wicz.
.nne Stan
~;
Mar
quan.
Ile, M
. WiJtes1,
jactson
Yost. DiJJ
ose
nomia
: Who" are
mo.re than 1.
i in the Uni
~ District of
llo's Who" has
tding studenu
1nded in l 93-C.

to

Concerned about
safety?

the SUB.
AppllcaUons must be submitted
lhe IRHC office no tater than 4
o'doct Friday. January 30.

Anyone wishing to obtain more
Information about the student

service should contact
Jantowstl at ezt.139 or Ron
Miller at en. 124.

year.
Michigan State's annual
survey of 700 busi.o.essmen
also found the biggest companies are the, o.o.es cutti.o.g
'bact the most, .reports MSU
survey co-author Patric.t
Scheetz.
General Motors, for o.o.e.
faced with failing profits,
an.o.ou.nced in late December
it will halt coUege .recruiting
efforts altogether.
But. while hi.ring will
increase among smaller
companies--as much as 6.7
percent in companies with
,00 to 1.000 employees-ove.rall hiring will slip 2.&lt;C

perce.nt .nationally.
Firms are also cuttin1
hiring plans because they're
unsure what 1987's economy
will be lite. said Victor
Lindquist.
Northwestern·s
placement director.
Nevertheless. hotel and
restaurant
management,
mar.teti.ng and sales, education, electrical engineering,
computer science, retail and
accounting majors should
get a lot of job offers,
Scheetz says.
The surveys show overall
demand has shifted from
manufacturing to service
jobs. Engineering oppo.rtu.nities are down .nine percent and non-engineering
opportunities are up five
percent, Lindquist added.
Students majoring in
civil and mechanical ensineeri.ng, home economics,
ag.ricultu.re, geolosy and advertising will probably have
the hardest time getting jobs,
the surveys suggest.
Top startins salaries will
go to electrical, mechanical,
and chemical engineers. all
breatfog the $29,000 per
year mart.
But the flat demand and
the large numbe.r of graduates mean higher salaries
will go to students with the
best grades and internship
experience, Lindquist said.
Geographically,
the
southwestern states will

offer the most opportunities,
followed by the northeast,
southeast. .north central.
south central, and northwest
regions.
Students who are recruited may face yet another
obstacle before actually
wi.o.ning jobs ..his spring.
One-third of Lindquist's
230 respondents .now test job
applicants for drug use, a 136
percent increase i.n the
numbe.r of testers. An additional 19 percent say they'll
start testing in the nen year.
The College - Placement
Council .reports that nearly
30 percent of the firms that
.recruit on campuses now
screen applicants for drug

use.

Another ZO percent

plan to adopt tile practice
within two years.
Nearly 90 percent of
employers who use drug
screening tests say they
won't hi.re applicants who
fail the tests. Most rant
safety as the top .reason f o.r
demanding such testing,
foUowed by security, quality,
and reliability of products
and services, p.roductivity,
health cost control. and
noncompany o.r government
regulations.
Two percent of fi.rms in
Lindquist's survey also .now
test employees f o.r AIDS,
while another five percent
plan to begin such testing in
1987.

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PACEIII

The hazards of the fitness
by LorriStelabac.ller
Whea

histo.rialls

loot

back oa the eighties it may

,rell be kAOYA as the decade
of fitness. Ia this decade
more thaa aay other, the
geaeral public has become
mo.re fitaess-miaded, almost
to the ,oiat of obsessioa.
Whenever you turA uouad
you are coaf.roated Yith a
AeY diet. a aew fitaea boot.
evea diet food and fitaess
clothes. It seems that everyoae, youaa and old alike, is
ia NUch of the perfect
body.

Ia it.s most ideal fo.rm, the
liu'~.b tates the to.rm of
NA.ate dlel.iaa aad a 1ooc1.
sate .reaiaea of eurcill.
ll&amp;Ay .PtO.Ple follo• this
auide and IN dedicated to
m&amp;tiaa ud kNfial themselYes fit· ia the healthiest
,ray _possible.
The healthiest way. ho,rever, is aot the oaly way.
Aloaa Yith the beaefic.i&amp;l
side of a slim aad trim body
comes the darter. mo.re duaerous side. EatiA&amp; disorders
have become some of the ·
huards of a society obsessed
with perfecUoa. Some media
n,otta claia that up to 20

perceat of college-qe ,romea suffer from some son or
eawia disorder.
Just what is aa ea&amp;iA&amp;
disorder? The wo most commoa IN aao.rem aad bullm.i&amp;. Although both these
disorders are distinct aad
diffe.reat. they have a coamoa straad la the type of
peo.Ple they affect. The vietim of aa ea&amp;iA1 disorder is
usually female (although
mo.re and more males are
developia1 these disorders)
aad usually hu a very lo•
self-image of herself. Accordiaa to the aeYSteuer,
NIJJl•l a,.1111 Upd•II,
the victims. ·have very 'hi&amp;h
u-pectatioas or themselYes;
they ,rut to be perfect. ud
they feel lite failures whea
they do aot pe.rfora to their
owa and their ,ueata'
espectatioas of perfectioa:
Most victims also feel lite
they have ao coatrol over
their lives. aad they avoid
coaruct at aay cost. tee.PIA&amp;
their owa O.Piaioas to themselves and ,reseatiaa a
c.bee.rfu1 facade to the world.
Naturally, co11eae-aae women are especially p.roae to
these feeliaas. ud therefore
more .P.tone to have these

disorders. Du.riaa their co1teae years, students are at
the threshold of their lives
ud are beiag ,reaea&amp;ed
with new feeliaas aa, .ProbJe• that if aot hudled
effectively cu lead to
teelia11 of iaadequacy.

victim will starve herself to Slatfttion or purglq
the ,oiat •he.re she begias cu aet a arip on at
to toot emaciated. Ho,rever, ,ut of their Uns.
she still vien henelf u fat
Accordia1 to !ht
aad will contiAue to de- Jeue.r, Meow BealLb
.Prive herself of nutrlUoa. If •the disorder starts
the disorder ls not t.rea&amp;ed. daere are uy
the results cu be fatal.
symptoms...tbe dill
Bulimia. Oil the other IUlS Yith I feeliJlg O(
~mB mtldla
hud. ls commonly tao,ra u • - or huoaer." The
biaaia1 aad ,ur1ia1. Al- ecc.ic or bulimic ,ill
thouah it is UIUally not life ffl1 the ea,aia• lA
rBports claim
thnateala1, it is quite seri- thtoup food. Siace
oua.
The characteristics or ·cuaot fill this 1eed ~
that upto2O
this disonle.r a.re la direct he.r feelings or ia
coatru&amp; ,rilll the chanc- are rejnforced ud,
pt1rcsnt of
ter.istics of uot'Uia. IallNd cycle begins.
of deayiag .benelf
The by to
tleuure of food. she ,rW early dea.clioa.11 is
collllJltl-a8fl
ove.riadutae. N&amp;ia&amp; IIAll.ift ... the physical e
aaouaa.
or foods. Sooa after uo.relia tbu it Is IO•
romsn suffBr
eatin&amp;, thoup. laeten ._ huJDfu1 effect., of
food is diges&amp;ed ud tile oace the tteatme111 ii
from somB tyJJB
calories caa be ulld. the the key is to help pl
bullaic •ill ,ura• henelf, the feelln1s IJlll W
ei&amp;her by Ule UN of Hen- the disorder ud
ofsaun1
si•e UIOUAts of lua&amp;ffa o~ victim pro,er elliA
by iaduciaa voai&amp;ia&amp;.
This may also iJlctudl
disordBr. •
Uaderlyiaa both of these O.Pia&amp; other poillts t
At this ,oiat. however. diso.ren ls lOY self-esteem. ests. other outlets i
the disorden begia to differ. aad in this weipt-coascious inadequacies besides
If you tbi1lt
Ano.rem is cha.racte.rized by decade. high self-esteem ls .
u iatease and Jll&amp;lly times . Jll&amp;llY times' equated ,rith a have a problem tt
unfounded tear of becomia1 slia body. Abo. the vlcUJu someone vho doel,
fat. The :v-ictia thiats coa- feel out of control of their contact Matt Sowcil
staatly about food but rarely lives. By controUin1 their Cam.pus Couasellil&amp;
eats uy. Eventually. the intake of food. either by ext. 49-C.

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PERSONAL CLASSIFIEDS
I' ezie and Donny-

LALSYou don't need to change at
all. Everybody lites you just
the way you IN. Tate life
oae day at a time.
the ,r---to dae former 26-yea.r-old:
i'm ovenrhelaed at your
unbounded generosity aad
my friends IN geUiag very
jealous of me. but i Im.
1eUia1 used to it.
oae jaded heart

Fm SALE: 70-210 mm Zoom
leas. Ezcelleat coaditioa,
Nikon mount. Contact Bruce
at extension 379 fo.r details.
D&amp;veA.Beuer 1et a,ray f.rom that
Iatellivisioa aad visit your
friends. She'll be disa.P.POiated if you doa 't. .
Nutsy

Well, the.re's oae good thjna
about beiag he.re: it's much
•tess cold: SomehoY, I wi11
survive. Laughter is the best
medicine.
Ll1.Zie
Vl«Althouah it doesn't seem so
because I don't stay at home
very often. I am truly much,
much, much ha.Ppie.r thaa I
was a me.re three or four
weeks ago. Thaats for t&amp;tiag
me in. I love youl
You-tnow-Yho
Ellie pieSo. a.re you surviving the
1ood 01' Dowa East? I hope
you haven't indulged ia any
meatballs lately. By the way,
I b.rote off my careless, quiet
e.n,qeaeat. Now I'm living
ona,rayer.
AEII

.AttBnUon all Socio101y Club
mBmbtlrs and JntBrssttld stud11ntsl
Did you ID to today~ club m1111t1n1
on tbs third floor of Chass Rall?
If not~ contact som110ns rho J/JJIID
andllndoutrhatyoumJsstldll

At the Luzerne County Folk Festival

several
Malaysian students from Wilkes College contributed a btt of
naUve CUiture lot.he area. Pict.ured above is an enactment of a
Ma1asy1an wedding ceremony. A hJgh percentage of foreign
students at Wilkes College are from Malasyia. We appreciate
sincere effort lo broaden our CUitural horizons and bridge the
between t.wo d1st.inct CUitures.

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won or pu
:e ta aripoa
lf I.heir li'YII.
cconlin1 to
·• Mental Be
disorder
I
&amp;l'e
&amp;llJ
toms ...I.he
rith a reell.D.1
or hun1er:
or buliaic
lt eapt.ia111
IP food.
ot fill I.his a
feelings or
einforced aad
begins.
b.e .tey to

·detection. It
he i,hysical
~:Ila than it ii
Lf'ul errects of
the treumeat
'IIY is to help
reellil1s lhll
liso.rder aad

ui,ro,er
may also inc
I other poia&amp;t
other outle&amp;s

1quacies ·
r you thiJlt
a problem

one w._ho doet.

~, Mart So,r
,us Couaselia

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hicago City Limits''
inging improv comedy
Wilkes
Ill mow lbatyou're
le all toow that
is Friday ai1ht. We
tao• Lila&amp; you're sict
of Lbese weak ap1tt you &amp;o come to
spoasored eveats.
liae let's put all of
. Friday, januuy
p..m. the Pro1ramaad the CPA •ill
1110ria1 1 perforalhe renowned comp, Chlc&amp;&amp;o City

6da-l'.m·t clnpGir# bfii,r um,s "" fl9" G1'0l&amp;1ld. w
com,r. It
g,i CWJ worse# ~ u? ~ sommtng
dlffmni for o. CMn9f o.nd. icau o.n Aquo.rius wuh ¥)ul

con.·,

JMHJII-TnJ laing for W GnSMB a, your qu,sitons
whm 1JlU wouldn:, undff normal cir'Gumsuinc,s oJ)"t 1:0 find. 1h,m_ Things Grffi t GS bod. GS W1j SHm.
0

GfmiDl.-~ 1J)\l. ff 1\01: ccwfw. this weelt,nd.# 1J)\I. mo.y
find. \J)W'Sdf (K the reuwlng ml of (l, widt'4 hAnptr'
com, Mmda.y. Paci \J)W'Sdf o.nd. 'J)\1.1 bf fin,.
0

ctnffr-Th,

not f.w WHlts o.r•

,:ring a, be hlcdc.

Spend, som, nnw aloM this weeund.--r,cading Gnd.
co.tming up on, comspmd,nu. Vou mo.y noi g,i o.noth,r cha.nu for o. long dm,.

City Limits ls ao
comedy troupe. In
IO geUiaa rave retro• such pres&amp;i1iou1
u I.be Jiff Yor.t
•• lu.bia1ton Post.

)a-Wo.teh. your smo.n mmuh. WM nm f.w monshsl
Vou n,wr know whm whAt 1JlU so.y will g,i 1JlU iNo

TV, the group has

television uperi,ill be reawred ill
special oa DO.
iroupe practices perof the more iaterts of comedy. im11&amp;1 comedy. You
teed I unique e1Friday ai1ht. Be
come eipectiag the

Aries--Try
something new

fflOff

troulw tho.n 1J)\I. con, hGnd11.

~ 1J)\I. 9" a,

of your rop, tw o. knoi o.nd. ho.rig on.

w md.

#

Y1r9R-~#·u GlWCMJS comn °"' in it.. wash..·

M.JtMH ho.ppms wdo.y# W sun will ris,
morning. WflM o. sml1, o.nd. 'J)U,1 bf
surprised, o.t ll-tU&gt; smi1,s bcldtl
tt) TNKtff

umimrow

IJ:pect the unexpected at tomorrow night's performance
of ·chicago City Limits; an iaaovative improv comedy
group at the CPA at 8 p.m.

Programming
Board presents
A night al the

movies...
Sat.. January 24
·white Nights·
in SLC 101

Showtimes:
7 pm &amp; 9:30 pm

Free with ID.

S1.00 without.

di8'iplin, ~ conc,ming your
hom,work# socW GCtWUWS # or ;i&gt;. Or'Gft (l, frwnd."s Gut
in your effons a, trnprow. All 1JlU nHd. is a, how fGilh.

l.lml:-TnJ

a,

in \J)W'Sdf.

rudw will fiNll!y com, w his
senses o.nd. uau cmuni of his lif•. KHp supporting
kQrpio-A WG1JM,'Gfd.

him

GS 'J)U,

how bem. Wuhmu

mllt a,# h,

'J)U, a,

wouldn°t bf g,iting (WJWhm.

1MlJWi¥,s- KHf) \J)W'Sdf opm for MW f X ~ .

Thfre a.re so mo.ny ~ a, l,orn. if 'J)U. d. jus1: re1a
o.nd. mj)1J whAt lif• hos a, off,r. Tait• th, dm, a, wrtu
0

a, an dtL frientl

'

Cyriepm-Th, MW 'J)U, is GSWW'\dtng your p,ffl#
frwnd.s# Gnd. cowontffl. Vour pmiswnt;, mo.y po.y off
sooner mo.n 'J)U. ihink.
g,i wo conftdmt ~
Bf hwnbl,.

em·,

#

Aqyrius-~ sornmin9 off-d\t-wall this M.WUncl
Buy \J)W'Sdf sornmin9 ntr~# haw o.n mormous po.ny# or ,lop, a, Tahid wuh. your SWMhlon.
Get crazy.
Pisgs-A businlss Pmiurf mo.y bring o.n ~
This timf so.w it--don.·t spend, it. It will bf
difftt;ult a, resist splurging# but 1JlUI bf ;ad. 1JlU did..

wi.ndfGIL

�· ACIEIICilff

A

....uary 22, 1987

different perspective

Dance a success!!

Reaching the
threshold of
reality
by Ellea Campbell

A diverse lfOU.P of weaty-thn,e studeats, ,re p&amp;hencl oa &amp;he ...,. of the Dane
Ceater oa &amp;M fin&amp; day of
cJasl. For the aaiority of us,
UlJs ,rill be our Jaa semesler
8' Wllbl aad it f.romiNI to
be a NJIICer lite ao other.
Thi8 ,rill be the· JtoYerbi&amp;l
•proof of the JINldinl,• the
culaiaa&amp;ioa of our colle1e
u,erieace, the aoaeat of
our educational epiphany.
Soae call it in&amp;eraship.
Others c&amp;ll _it Jracticum. We
call it studeat teachin1I
Chauia1 before our first
llllioa, I discovered several
of my fello,r students had
a1IO s,eat a previous restless
aiaht and an ansious ,reet
before, mentally preparing
for this step out of the
familiar acadeaic security of
Wiltes CoUeae and into the
uat.ao,ra do.m&amp;ia of co-oper&amp;ting teacher and a public
school class.room. With 110
credits of carefuUy selected
credits behind us and
credits beweea us and
teacher certification, we are
about to beaia the actual
doina or our dreamiag. We
are goin1 to see our professio.nal aspirations through

1,

Mests. and e,
,rho are i
t to e.nioy
F•cully
Jji/ios. Se,

the .realistic leas of a class.room and thirty pairs of
eyes. We are fri~. "\ed and
app.ropria&amp;ety humbled.
This p.rofessioaal semesler is a much needed ezperieace. We have sat in the
ivory tower long enough to
,tean a solid basis upon
which to build p.rofessioa&amp;lly and to g.ro,r individual1y. There ceaes a time ,rhea
we have to leave this cozy
comfort of teaming and set
foot into the uace~aty of
&amp;he 1ror.ld beyond. Swdeat
teaclllaa, for ua, ii •e
briqe "'1reea coU...
. the real Yorld. It 1fffide1 a
guided t.raalitioa to aa afterlife apart f.roa Wiltes.
Bat • Js on.ea the cue,
this cllanae from student to
pre-professional does aot
come easily. We have beoa
warned that this ,rill •probably be the most an:lietyrilled semester" ,re haw had
thus far at Wiltes. It is indeed u.naerving to actually
be going out to do what we
have beea preparing to do
for several years. It seeas
we can ao lo.ager woAfler
1rhat ,re will be "whea :le
arow up." I think ,re fiaally
have •~ • up."

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Jrofesson :
their rec
Yisiton 9'
G&amp;llery UJ

oote, g&amp;ll1
rdiaato.r
laid the
aa in 1~
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the Y O
ave.ii•
res&amp;ed f

Put I House packs them In 111

The first gym parly ofthe
Spring semester was held with great success last Saturday. The powerful
band Full House wowed the Wilkes crowd witb effective covers of many
favorite songs. If you missed this one, too bad. You'll have another cbaMe
though during Winter Weekend on the first weekend in February. Watch
The Be1con for detailsl

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PAC.NINE

ulty artwork spotlighted in current exhibit
euibit of traditioa&amp;l aad
noa-traditioa&amp;l types of I.his

anfora.

usilsts, and even
JIU Yho are aot,
eut CO enjoy the
f,cully 8i-

Sculptor Ievia OToole. a
,an-time an faculty meaber. is euibida1 aculp&amp;urea
I.hat Jl10 soft Aatural IUlerials wil.h hard syathetic

,r,lililio11. Sevea
professors are

turfac:es.

their

recent
I.he
Art Gallery until

ror , isi&amp;ors i

O'Toole, alllery
coordula&amp;or of
llid the bibe&amp;lll iA 1973,
year I.be gallery
y of the worts
IN alto available
10 !Aterested col· ll

lltit specializes ia
llcbaique or style.
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auaity to view the taleat
fouad iJl its owa backyard.
Pictured above is a wort done by Ber.nice D'Vorozon. just one of the examples of the
If you are iaterested iJl I.he
euibitioa. the 1atle.ry is
lain and stone- wide range of t&amp;leat on the faculty here at Wlltes College. Tbe faculty euibit will run
opea Moaday throug.b Friday
is an adjunct until February 8.
tf ceramics here at p.hoto1ra9.h1 at the Zabriskie ciace profN10r of an. is oa euibit at the 1&amp;11ery for 12-5 J .m .• Thursday eveaia11
UAW 9 p.m. .. Saturday 10
Galleey in New Yort. Now, at .taown for her "marsh" thiseoibitioa.
Richard Fuller studied a.m..-5 J .m .• aad Sunday 1-5
Mart Co- the 1&amp;llery. .he is sb.owia1 a series of p&amp;intin11. These
art faculty aeries
of
untitled paiatings stress colors aad ·shibori; aa ancient dyeia1 p.m..
dy had a _photoara,hs.
. patterns found iJl .nature.
ibitioa of his
Ber.nice D'Vorozon. asso- These paintiaas. too. will be 1e~haiq~e
will br1J1gfrom
to ja~.
Wiltes he
aa • • • • • • • • • • • •

at this elhibit. is
functional de-

party of
ihe powerful
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another ch
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's your chance to get
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C/Jic•10 City Li•it1, an iaprovisaI
·. · CPA at 1:00 p.m.
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Harben Simoa.a faculty
member who was awarded a
.,.., to s&amp;udy broaze CUWll
at .)ohAIOA Atelier. is euibitia1 several of .bis broaze
Jieces.
Ylltes Art Depanaeat
ChairJIWl. William. S1erliA1.
professor of paiatia&amp; aad an
history is disJ,layia1 -is ae,r
caavues of geometry aad
color.
This is a uaique o,1tportuaity for the Wilkes com.-

CC/IRRC AII-Colleae Valentiae·1 Day
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Monday night's snowfall transformed the area around Church Hall into a scene~
a Currier and Ives print.

English tests for TAs?
Some aude.nts toot a bnat from audyin1 Mo.nday .night to
build th.is snowman in the courtyard of Start Lear.oing
Ceater.

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for,rard aad TA, .llnco11
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Colonel ·or the Weet Jeff
Steeber..
Wilt• outauaaed the
Albri&amp;h~ Lions by a score or
~93. Steeber i,um,ed in a
career hi&amp;h 3' ,oints while
in a11istswith ◄3 aad Aa1ela aatio.117 rebounds.
Wolfe, a freshaaa, is tops in
Freshmaa se.o.satioa jia
rebouads with 114'. Melill&amp; Nolaa added 16 ,oints while
Ieanedy .bu hit in double · the ever coasiseeat Muc
fiaures in the ,ut m aaaes. Graves had J.C. Shawn Miller
The ladies will play their : fi.o.islled with ten to round
nen four 1aaes a&amp; home out the balanced scorin1
beginnin1 tonight aalin• auac.t.
Albriaht a&amp; 6:00 p.m.
The Colonels' record now
swids a&amp; 6-l overall aad ~3
in the MAC.

Lady

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Jodi Iest. first year head
coach of the Wil.tes womea's
basketball tea.m, has reuoa
to smile. After a slow se.ut
the ladies have wo.o. three of
their last four 1aaes and are
2-1 ia the MAC, ~7 overall.
Maureen leaaedy is the
team's leadina scorer-:
162 ,oiag. ~ua Saith

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the semester break,
squeaked past Ohio
2-t/• points to
ftrst pl&amp;ce ill "the
of wrestling," the
n.
Bluer captured an
title iJl tbe 121-·
11i1ht class.. Andre
fOl&amp;ed a second place
after losiJl.1 a very
h in tbe fillals.

continued from pa.12

Ahne. Melila Ienaedy •.a aad Beth HeiNrman •21
'ft&amp;Ch u Freshaaa Aaaela Wolfe •,o goes up for two.

ro a47-0 shut out of

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excellent
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Force nurse
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llCI aad depth are
10 be by factors for
('.oll111 YNltlial
they are off to a
mt this INIO.D.
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year u ,rreatlla1'1
at I iltes ,rith
lllional qualif'ien, a
flYe EllAqualifien,
ntur1ia1 teuermen .
recruiting year
ud it should be easy
lat the Colo.nets are
Lhe best team in

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987.

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this wee.tend. Wilkes wept
to victory with Yins over
Brown. Glaslboro. aad Delaware.
The Colonels 1ot pins
from Iurt Tuw aad Fna.t
Castano aad a JUjor clecisioa
froa Tony Diaz to defeat
GlUlboro 31-11.
Dennis Mejias. Aadre
Miller. aad Marc Palu.chi all
had major decisions while
Craig Rome scored a t.echaical fall leading Witt.es to a
29-16 win over Delaware.
Rome had another tech
nical fall along with Andre
Mi11er to pace the Colonels to
a 30-6 victory over Brown.
This brings us up to due
with the wrestlin1 team. The
o.o.ly blemish o.o. their record
is aa euly season loss to
Lehi&amp;h. Wil.tes faced Euier.o.
power Syracu• tut aiaht in
aa im,onant match. Loot
for complete results in aen
week's issue.

,ere DeAnis Mejias. ;
uzzi. Mite Scbroat, '
eSchaHauer.
ended tbeir trip
· afirst place team
i4 the r.e.ntr&amp;t

by Jim Pyrah

Duffy Cobbs, Trey Bauer,

Shaae Conlan aad the rest of
Pe.o..o State defense
limited the Hplosive Miami
offo.o.se to just seven ,oints.
D. J. Dozier, Tim Maaoa, aad
Blair Thomas ,led the Pe.o..o.
State offense to fourteen
,oints and a victory.
The victory could not
have come at a beUer time.
This season mar.ks the 100th
year of Pen.o. State football. A
century of e:s:ceUence capped
off with a national tiUe--.o.ot
bad.
Coach Joe .Puer.o.o has
give.o. everyone ia the
commonwealth reason to be
Pe.no. State proud.

It was the classic f ootb&amp;ll tho

match-up. The irresistabJe
force of the Miami offease
qainst the immovable Pen.o.
State defense.
Open.
It was more than just that
l ed4e9day TIS the
thou1h, it was a clash of two
of class. but that very different styles with
MLher the Colonel · the winner to be crowned u
. They downed the .o.wo.o.al champio.o. of
-10.
colleae f ootbatl.
· Mejias and Roa .
Beisman Trophy touti.o.g
aot thia1s started off Vinny Testaverde led the
,iLh bact to back high and loose Hurricanes
icisions at 11&amp; and
into the 1986 Fiesta Bowl
Ianuzzi also added a · with high hopes. Coach Joe
decision ill the
Paterno led his Nittaay Llo.o.s
away from the game with a
nat.ionaJ title.

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by Lee S. Morrell

Welcome bact to school everyone. We've missed
you and I'm sure you've missed us. By now no one
can even remember, Jet alone care. who our last
wioaer was, so, unless it was you, i.o. ·which case you
can insert your name in the blan.t _ _ _ , we
wilt move ri1ht along.
As you t.o.ow, this weete.o.d we wilt ei:perie.o.ce
Super Bowl Sunday. In 1:eepi.o.g with the spirit of
this wonderful holiday, this wee.t's questions will
deal with Super Bowl trivia,

QUESTION•t
T/ho was the first man to play i.o. three straight
Super Bowls and for what team(s)7
,
QUESTION•2
T/ho holds the record for the longest sack in a
Su,er Bowl 1ame7 HINT: The record is 29 yards and
was set by a Dallas CoW:boY defensive tac.tJe.

s,.oo.

our prize is still
which is a good amou.o.t
with which to do your Super Bowl Sunday aift
shoppi.o.g. (There are o.o.Jy two shopping days Jeft.)
Be the first to anSYer correctly both questions and
you can wi.o. . Submit your anSYers to T/Je lle•coa on
the third floor of the S.U.B..

�Wute• Collea•
Wilke•-larre, PA

Vol. I fill
No. 12
January 22, I

11766

**•...ColoneI~~Men's hoops:

Colonels look for spark a
playoff drive begins

Of t.he Week

by Joh.a (epics

Welcome bactl I hope
everyone hid a great break.
While .molt of us were hoae
reluin1, the Wilkes Colle1e

me.n's bute&amp;ball team was
busy pre,uina for a very
impol'Wlt .run of MAC &amp;&amp;Illes.
At the present tiae, the
Colonels of Bead Coach Ron
Rainey are 4'-3 in the Middle
AU&amp;at.ic Coaference aad
have a aood shot at m.atin&amp;
the playoffs.
The Colonels beau their
drive towards a playoff spot
with a diap,oint.ing toss at
the hands of Delaware Valley
by a score of 73-63. Poor foul
shoot.in&amp; p.laaued the Cotonets throu1hout the game.
After the tOS1 at the
·.bands of the Agates of
Delaware Valley, the Colo.nets
toot their f.rustratioa out on
Alleatowa Colle&amp;•· The fiaal
score WIS 84'-6'.:), and Wilkes

Ahne left ii Jeff Steeber. rig.ht Maunea Ieaaedf
A brand new feat.ore this semester wiU be Tiu, .Bacon
Colonel of the week sect.ion. We will select a Wilkes College
athlete who turned in an outstanding performance during
the previous week. We have co-winners f o.r ou.r initial
week as wo Wilkes bastetb&amp;ll players have proven their
worth oa the court.
First, we have Junior Jeff Steeber, his hot shooting
and .rebounding in the last three games have marted him
IS one of the Colonels finest performers on the hardwoods
this season. jeff scored 16 points aaaiast Allentown, 20
,oillts aaai.nst Delaware Valley and a season high 27
points aaainst D.re,r fo.r a three game total of 63 poiats. He
also added 10 rebounds in both the Allentown and Drew
contests.
Maureen Kennedy, a Sophomore from Williamsport,
Pa., is bact after an elt.re.m.ely successful freshman season
and she is better then ever. Maureen scored a total of 'j7
points over a three game period for the Lady Colonels. She
tossed in 19 points aaai.nst Delaware Valley, 20 versus
Messiah and 18 aaainst Moravian.
Congratulations to t,ro fine athletes.

It you thiat you an th• aen ~ &amp;1aia1 te llicJlNI
•Air. Jtnlla &amp;.Ilea aow is &amp;he chaace yw"Te • • ..Wa1
for IO tllo,r yeur l&amp;uff. T.bon will be a foul thoo&amp;in1
coa... l•eedia&amp;e.ly follcnriA1 the aea's and woaea's
doub.a.Jl....r 1ames acain• Elizabethtown oa lloaclt.y,
January 26th. T.be liaab or &amp;Ile cea&amp;Nt •W be .beld at
hlfflilM of the Wilbt-Iin1's ceatNt oa ,Jan. 21th. Plans
are iA Ille worb to have tile
lbooten rroa Wlltes
coapete qaialt the tott ahooten lroa lin1's. Tile coatett
is o,ea ta all WiltN studea&amp;s, faculty and llaff. SHOW UP

ao,

AND SHOW US YOUR srum

MAC playoff s_pot. f'
of someverylalea
in. Jeff Steeber
Graves, a sharp
f.reslunaa iJl Jim
e1perienced sea
Miller, the Co

be1i.D.nin1 to co11
u a team ud u a
in the MAC.
There is only
they need u d
support. Student
atbleuc eveats ii
aay team's succea
and support Ill or
winter sports
Wiltes vill
Scranton this SalU
televised aame
Roya.ls. On Moadq
will play .host IO
town aad then 011 f
will host crossIin1'1 Colleae.

See tilt
.aunaary on pqe11

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Giants or Bronco

Dr. Christopher B.reiseth
Joh.n. RNII
President
Athletic Director,
January, it 1ee.m.s to me. "The Giants by five."
JINd wreallaa
is a dreary month. The
GiaAts 21
holidays are over and the Dean Ralston
Bro.n.cos U
snow and the temperature He would Hte to see Deaver He t.hints it YUi
both begin to fall. It is Super win, but he is picking the clOllt t.hea _people
Bowl time though, and that Giants "by one or two
is, perhaps, this month's sole touchdowns."
j&amp;Ael.&amp;mpe
redeeming factor.
Dean of Student
The defendi.D.1 champion Tony Shipula
She would lib 11
Chicago Bears have shuffled Director of Alumni Relations Broncos 11ia, but
ri&amp;ht out of the picture this Broncos 24'
Gi&amp;A&amp;s by tea."
year, pavia&amp; the way for the Giants 17
penaant deprived New Yo.rt
Mrs. Rachael
Giants. They will square off PattyMoru.
»rrec10rofF
a,ainst this year's most Sports Information Director
"The Giants b
consistent yet .underrated · Gian&amp;s 21
team in the NFL, the Denver Broncos 17
Broncos.
Almost IS bi&amp; a tradition Bill Unsworth
IS the game itself is trying to Head football coach
Dr. Do.n.ald HelllOII
'predict the outcome. With Giants
Phi1090phy
this in mind, let's t&amp;te a loot
Broncos 30
Gi&amp;Ats
21
at what the 1.reat minds of Dr. James Rodechto
Wilkes College have to say Dean of Arts and Sciences
As for me. 1ea ·
about this year's super con- Gian&amp;s 21
Giaau, but I'll
Broacos 17
test;
Broncos by &amp;hree.
by Jim.Pyrah

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best shot

looted lite they were back
on tract.
Fresluaaa Jim Nolaa
Jllined only four shots from
the field, leadi.n.1 the hoopst.en with 24' poin&amp;s. junior
Jeff Steeber added 16 poi.n.&amp;s
while clearing the boards
for 10 rebounds.
Marc
Graves added 14' poin&amp;s in the
coatest.
The Colonels' mo.m.entu.m.
carried over to their nelt
aame at Drew Univenity. In
this very important MAC
game Wilkes u1ed a b&amp;lanced
scorin1 attack to down Drew
on their home court.
Jeff Steeber led the way
with a seuon .bi&amp;h 27 points
u.d 10 rebouads. Marc
Graves pumped in 14' while
seaior Shawn Miller added 13
and Jia No.Ian c.bi9ped iA 10.
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Colo.nets are be1inain1 to
.aate a 1erious .run for an

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