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a gas: Specter visits Wilkes
using kits that can be purchased for
·s10 to $15. They're available in
stores or by mail order from TEQ
the orderof the day Corp. of Wilkes-Barre.
S. Senator Arlen
In a statement to the media,
lphia toured a ra- Specter called for mandatory testing
1 Wilkes.
of the nation's schools.
tioned how high
"Radon has been a problem
mthe area and what for some time now. I think that school
oo about it.
children should be protected from
extent does a radon this hazard."
ortheastem PennSpecter was instrumental in
Specter. Studies of pushing for the passage of a bill that
ylvania show 25 provided the Environmental Protecoomes exceed the tion Agency (EPA) and states with
of radon, said Dr. more than $30 million for radon requality control of- search.
for Environmental
There are currently two facilities at Wilkes College associated
with radon, the Radon Laboratory
and the Radon Chamber.

Both facilities are directly
supervised by Dr. Roger Maxwell
while Dr. Redmond serves as the
quality control officer.
Wilkes' radon chamber is the
largest in the country. It serves as the
center for student projects and research on radon.
Specter concluded his tour by
saying he was pleased with what
Wilkes College was doing.
"Congratulations to the
people of Wilkes College for helping
to inform residents of Northeastern
Pennsylvania about radon."
The center was funded
through a Ben Franklin technology
grant, a joint funding project by the
state and TEQ Corp., according to
Maxwell.

Dr. Roger Maxwell, left, explains the operation of Wilkes' radon
laboratory to U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter. Maxwell supervises the lab.

stolen

empted break-in at bookstore

.pm at

by Jim Clark and
Lee Morrell
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor
Beacon Editor

man and Wilkes security guards rax the bookstore's lock after an attempted break-in.

The alarm at the Wilkes College
Bookstore went off Tuesday evening
at approximately 10: 10 because of an
attempted break-in.
The entry doors, the first of two
sets of doors, were forced open,
causing the deadbolt lock that kept
the building secure to fall to the
ground, according to Wilkes security
officer, Dale Mark Hughes.
Nothing was stolen and the intruder did not get past the first set of
doors, according to Erin Ostroski, the
manager of the bookstore.
Hughes was checking the rear
doors of Chase Hall when the alarm
sounded. He approached the bookstore from the rear. Seeing no one
fleeing the scene, he entered the
bookstore. "The door was open
approximately two inches and the

inner [light] bulb was off," said
Hughes. ''The alarm was ringing;
apparently it scared the intruder off.
"The intruder most likely ran
toward South Franlin Street because,
as I came from the back, I saw no one
running around either side."
No one in the library, which is
adjacent to the bookstore, saw the
escaping intruder.
"Very little money is kept inside," Ostroski said. "The merchandise would be the lure for a burglary."
The wood around the lock was
damaged from the attempt The age
of the wood apparently made the lock
much easier to break off. Ostroski
said that security personnel are considering the installation of steel
frame doors.
The security team had trouble
resetting the alarm, apparently because the door that was damaged was

See Break-in page 4

�December 8, 1988

PAGE1WO

Dean Arthur Hoover: a loving tribute
Dean Hoover was student oriented. His life was dedicated to the
students; he even lived on campus. He had very few outside interests, aside
from the theater. He was friendly, approachable, and highly intelligent. He
did everything to get students through school. I remember recruiting him
from Glen Lyon High School. He was a great guy and a great asset to the
College.
--John Chwalek, Special Assistant for College Advancement
He was my student helper at the switch board and during registration,
he was a fantastic guy.
--Dorothy Schlingman, Secretary, Capin Hall

. In all of the years I've known him, he never had a bad word to say
about anyone. He was friends with everyone.
--James Rodechko, Dean of Arts and Sciences
As we approach the second anniversary of Art's death our loss remains
very real. He was much loved and respected by all of us in his family. We
miss his wisdom, his joy especially now at this holiday season, his
honesty and his caring. We still find it hard to believe that he is no longer
with us.
As we drive by Wilkes, we expect to see him walking down the street.
Art was and still is a part of Wilkes College, just as he was and still is a
part of our family. We miss him so much, but enjoy our fond memories.
Our family thanks your family for remembering Art in this special way.
--Nancy, Muriel, Aunt Tillie, Mary Lou (Class of '65), Francis, Peter
and Aimee (Class of '89) Zaleski

One of the most generous-hearted, modest persons I have known, Art
always had time to listen. One never learned of his tough days, albeit he
had the sensitivity to cheer others when they felt blue and the intelligence
to know how best to approach their problems. His presence on this campus
enriched Wilkes beyond measure. He is deeply missed.
--Betsy Bell Condron, Director of Community Relations
When I think of Arthur I think of the old gym. I never attended an
event in that building when Arthur was not there greeting people at the
door, knowing almost everyone by name, sharing his friendliness and love
for Wilkes with everyone. My other picture of Arthur is with students,
either with one student or with a group of Wilkes students, encouraging
them, sharing their hopes and dreams, helping them overcome temporary
setbacks. He had a sense of fun that was contagious. I can think of no one
in any of the many colleges and universities with which I have been
associated who was so totally faithful and committed to the institution as
Arthur Hoover was to Wilkes College. It pains me to knoi,v that he will not
be at the door of the new Marts Sports and Conference Center to greet our
students and our many fans. However, he is very much a part of that new
building in that he is one of the builders of this· College. We still miss
you, Arthur.
--Dr. Christopher N. Breiseth, President of Wilkes College

three things come to mind:
hearty laugh, and his
College and the studenlS.
involved in the student
lege.
It was common to
sporting events, dinner
dances, and any other
He had his own way of
event At one rock co
leaving because the ham
Arthurdidn'tseeitthat

During this holiday season when emotions are guided by our religious
values, family traditions, and rememberences of beloved friends and family
members, I find myself with very special memories of Arthur. Arthur
emiched my life in so many ways that I carry him with me everyday. The
memories and emotions I have of Arthur during this special time of the year
are vivid and embedded as some of my most cherished recollections of
Christmases past. Each of the first seven years I worked at Wilkes we would
gather together with Arthur in Dean Ralston's office in Weckesser Hall for a
very special Christmas celebration just prior to departing home to our
families. I can scarcely imagine a warmer fellowship with friends and
colleagues. We would always conclude our parties with a round of carol
singing. While our voices were often out of tune, our enthusiasm and
sentiments would always harmonize into a spirited effort. While we sang in
unison, there was always one exception. Each year Arthur would sing for us
in his ancestor's native Polish, "Dzisiej W Betlejem" (Today's Bethlehem).
He sang with such emotion that we all realized that this carol stirred special
memories of Arthur's Christmases past. As I celebrate this holiday season,
"Dzisiej W Betlejem" now stirs for me memories of wonderful Christmases
past and a friend so deeply missed.
--Paul Adams, Associate Dean of Student Affairs
To remember my friend Arthur Hoover is to remember so many good
things. I cherish his love of students; his love for this College; his
devotion to both.
Arthur and I shared dreams as well as troubles; laughter as well as tears.
But mostly we shared comradery and a common vision.
To become the Dean of Students at Wilkes with Arthur's raison d'etre
his untimely loss gave me the same privilege.
I think of Arthur each day -- with deep affection and much joy.
--Jane Lampe-Groh, Dean of Student Affairs
When I think of Arthur Hoover, I think "friend." During the eighteen
years we both worked in Weckesser Hall, Mr. Hoover must have answered
hundreds o( questions for me and always did so cheerfully. He was never too
busy to .offer a helping hand!
I treasure the memory of our many
conversations and our many laughs, and I think his spirit is still very much
a part of Wilkes College.
--Peggy Corbett, Administrative Aide, President's Office

Art Hoover was born in ,the Wyoming Valley and he has never left it.
He was born for Wilkes College and blessed it forever with his spirit. His
ndomitable, upbeat attitude gave luster to the glow of his beneficent spirit,
mriching the generation with which he lived and endowing us with a legacy
'orever. Art was a Wilkes undergraduate and graduate, a faculty member
'teacher), wise counselor, helper, friend to thousands, students' best friend, a
:olleague and my closest associate. He can never be replaced. We pray that
he benefits of his spirit not be lost, but appear forever in the culture and
haracter of Wilkes.
--George Ralston, Dean of Student Affairs-Emeritus
It's hard to believe that Art's been gone for two years -- and probably
1at's the best comment I can make. It seems like yesterday that we
ttended meetings together, or I saw him at a ball game . . . Maybe that's
ecause so much of Art is still here. I do know that he would really
:,predate the Marts Center. It's too bad that he can't be here to enjoy it!
--John F. Meyers, Associate Dean of Academic Affairs

Art Hoover was my
Wilkes College. We
together in 1955, got 011
gree together at Penn S1111
my children grew up
"Uncle Art." Just ' '
brings back so many
emotions itisdifficultlO
a paragraph. I really need
how I feel about Art and
me and my family, and Ill
lege.
He lived and brea
lege. It was his whole
always be remembered as
most of our graduates,
loyal friend, who was al
I needed him and alwa}1
College needed him.
We are all better
him.

me.

remember that they were
group. They were el
student issues. Hep
be the voice for all s
throughout the College.
advisor to SG, I feel sad
representatives never
know Arthur, but wllll
discussing faculty co
ing budget issues, I

As I sit here on this cold December morning, I find it hard to believe
that it has been two years since Arthur Hoover has p assed away. It seems
like yesterday that I was meeting this m an in the seersucker suit in the
lobby of the Sheraton Crossgates as I nervou sly awaited my dinner
interview for the Director of Residence Life position at Wilkes.
Arthur made me feel immediately at ease with his d own to earth charm
and unique personality. Within moments I felt as though I was talking to
an old friencl. Throughout dinner, as conversation flowed from topic to
topic, Art was always quick to bring up Wilkes and all that it had to offer.
He spoke with such a fondness for the College to which he dedicated his
professional life. I left the interview that evening feeling very enthusiastic
about working at Wilkes, and with Arthur Hoover:
When I moved to Wilkes-Barre one month later, Art made my wife and
I quickly feel at home. Within an hour of our arrival, flowers were delivered
to our apartment welcoming us to the "Wilkes Family," from Art. The
semester went quickly except for the constant ribbing about the Red Sox
loss to his beloved Mets in the World Series. Throughout the semester, I
constantly sought out Art for advice and guidance and was always amazed at
the patience and time he gave me to insure that I was feeling comfortable in
my new position.
It was a quiet December evening when I heard Art had died. My wife
and I truly felt cheated that we only knew Art for just a few short months.
In that time we saw a man who loved his work, his College, and his
students.
Wilkes suffered a tremendous loss on that December evening, but we
have much to be thankful for that Art chose to unselfishly commit his m any
talents to the College.
--Mark Allen, Associate Dean of Student Affairs

111

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be wasted. It seems
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College since 1947
. 12 December 8, 1988

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would be proud.
- Amy Wiedemer,

ditor ........................... .

of Student Affairs

r ................................. .

Orientation, "Smile, W
friendly campus.
street or in a hallway, ym
make an effort to say
one good morning."
-Llsa Miller, s
Art Hoover
friend. Always
times and there to I
bad times. The m
with me is Art walking
Wilkes Homecoming
and waving to his own
section of alumni. His ·
but it was one that had
impact on thousands of
- Jane Mang
Public Relations

He made the tr
transferring, much g
how corny it may sound,
was to make Wilkes a
was the baby he bourad
spoke to me as a peer,
him.
--Andrew Monell;

nager ............................... .
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riters: Tom Obrzut, Michel
lebodnik, Bill Barber,
hotographers: Lisa Miller

lished Thursdays during the f:
uled breaks, finals weeks ar
in this publication are those of t
y reflect the opinions of this
ro the editor are welcomed, prov
Letters exceeding this length m:
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�PAGETIIREE

The following is the eulogy delivered by Jane
Lampe-Groh at Dean Hoover's Memorial Service, December
13, 1986. She spoke for all of us.
Wilkes College.
together in 1955,
gree together at P
my children grew
"Uncle Art."
brings back
emotions it is
a paragraph.
howl feel

lege. It was
always be re
most of our
loyal friend,
!needed ·
College needed ·
Weare all
him.

-JohnG.R
three things come
hearty laugh, and
College and the s
involved in the
lege.
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old the same
aware that the
business betheir moral
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money.
SI have had
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lie wasted. It seems
that they could
· s to this school
did our last food
lllderbid this other
contract They are
that it is costing
~y had projected,
swdents to chip in

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favorite du ·
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with young
Wilkes,
remember
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I will actually have

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I was deceived, I
down aplateful of

slop just because it meets the minimum standards that this society
places on the term food. I also do not
have a pet that will do this unpleasant
task for me.
Short of wrapping my tray in
brown paper and sending it via the
U.S. Postal Service to the starving
peoples of Ethiopia, I am forced to
send it to the lower levels of Pickering Hall where it is dealt with by
highly-skilled professionals who
have been trained in the proper disposal of such materials.
In short, otherwise edible food
will continue to be wasted by myself
and other patrons (with the exception
of a few voracious individuals that
even consume their dining utensils)
of the dining service.
Exactly whose fault is it that the
dining service is not making the
profit that they had expected because
their bid was too low? The manager
of the food service seems to think that
it's the students' fault. (I guess I can
also assume that it will be the
student's fault if the new gym is not
completed on time?)
I have a few suggestions for the
manager.
I don't really care if there are
carrots in the shape of palm trees or
tomatoes that resemble rhododendrons which have been delicately
carvedb ahi hi -skilledmemberof
Member of the

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College since 1947

PRessBJ

12 December 8, 1988

............................................. Lee Scott Morrell
.................................................. Barbara Jamelli
Editor......................................Michele Corbett
................................................... Wendi Harvey
............................................. .John T. Gordon
.................................................... ..... Lisa Miller
Editor............................................... Jim Clark
Editor.. .......................................... Donna Yedlock
........................................... Wendy Rosencrance
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ager..................................... ....Kathy L. Harris
Distribution Manager............................Tom Obrzut
..................................................... Bullstradamos
................................................. Mr. Tom Bigler

Writers: Tom Obrzut, Michele Broton, Chris Taroli,
Slebodnik, Bill Barber,
Photographers: Lisa Miller

transferring, much
how corny it may
was to make w·
was the baby he
spoke to me as a

him.

blished Thursdays during the fall and spring semesters
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in this publication are those of the individual writer and
· y reflect the opinions of this publication or Wilkes
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Letters exceeding this length may be edited or rejected
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the food crew in an attempt to create
a more foolish waste of food.
Also, there have been times
whe0- I had to stand on my turkeylettuce-tomato-on-whole-wheat
sandwich to compress it to a size that
would fit into my mouth. The
amount of lettuce that is being placed
on the sandwiches in the ''Fast Food
Favorites" line in one day is enough
to feed a colony of guinea pigs for at
least a week. Again, a lot of this gets
sent to the depths of Pickering Hall to
be disposed of.
Finally, is it really necessary to
surround everything served in the
cafeteria with that green foliage? I
hesitate to call this vegetarian food.
Never have I seen a person scoop up
a plateful of this undergrowth with
the intention of making a meal out of
it. Is it really necessary? I don't
recall the last food service going to
such extremes to camouflage what
amounts to the same food.
Mr. Food Service Manager,
there are other ways to cut the costs of
running the dining hall than to convince your patrons to be good little
girls and boys by eating everything
that is put on their plate.
I don't feel thatyourmethod will
be effective.
Thank you,

Arthur Hoover was many things to all of us. He was a
colleague, he was a confidant, he was a teacher, he was a role
model, an example. But mostly, to each of us in very different
ways, I would have to say for each of us, "Arthur Hoover was
my friend." He was just simply, totally, and completely my
friend.
Arthur didn't have acquaintances--he might of thought of
them as acquaintances--but they considered him their friend.
As a colleague, eighteen years ago Arthw took me ever so
gently, never forcefully, under his wing and taught me the
ways of Wilkes -- its rich lore -- just as I've seen him do for
Phil Wingert, for Jodi Kest, for Mark Allen, for Mark Sowcik.
You didn't have to work for or with Arthur -- he still, gently,
became your colleague and helped you.
And yesterday morning I was in Art's office with a young
man who had an appointment to see Dean Hoover. I had not
met the boy before. He sat in front of me and said, simply,
"Mr. Hoover always helped me when I was here. He was the '
first person I met when I came to Wilkes. He always helped
me." So many hundreds, thousands of students at the College
could say the same. As Paul Adams and I began to work at
Art's desk, no less that half a dozen letters surfaced--all written
this fall--all from graduates--echoing the same sentiment, "You
made it possible." "You got me through." "You always helped
me."
Some of those letters came to Arthur by way of
congratulating him on his appointment as the new Dean of
Student Affairs. And let the record be clear--how Arthur
wanted that job and how Arthur loved that job! Arthur spent
his life preparing for that job, following the example of the
mentor many of us were privileged to have in George Ralston.
And even though his tenure as the Dean was brief, Art made
his mark. Those of us closest to him logistically saw his
dedication only increase--if that be possible--saw his hours on
the job only extended--if that be impossible. And just as we all
Anthony J. Krawczyk
knew Arthur was fun to be with, Arthur was fun to work with.
He made it fun. Although he was a very public man--he knew
LEITER POLICY
everybody it seemed--he was also a very private man, but you
Letters to the Editor are encouraged always knew how he cared about you. And he always made
from all. Letters must be signed to time for you. One of our nicest, most recent memories of Art
insure validity but names may be
is that on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, when all the
withheld for reasons of anonymity. students were gone and the campus was quiet, Arthur spent
Letters should be under 500 words.
several hours in his secretaries' office--just plain old visiting
Any letter over this amount may be with Peggy Jones and Vivian Post. And when I called him late
edited.
in the day he told me what a great time he had had with them.
How typical of Art!
Attention all UnderSome of my best memories of Art have to center around
him at Commencement time. I can't ever forget the vigor with
graduate commuters
which he sang the Alma Mater, the pride with which he wore
and residents:
his twenty-year medallion, the pride with which he led
Pub surveys will be ac- graduates onto the field. Others of us accompanied other
cepted at the Student
contingents onto the field--but how perfect, how perfect it was
Activities Office until the that Arthur led the students. President Breiseth said it all in his
memo to the faculty, staff, student body, and alumni when he
end of the semester.
wrote about Arthur, "In his life and work Art Hoover
Your input is
personified Wilkes College. His loyalty to his Alma Mater was
important
unsurpassed, his service was exemplary, and his spirit was,
like his College, indomitable. We shall not soon see his like
again."
Atte.ntion all
It is fitting we gather at this time of the year for Arthur.
members of the
Arthur loved Christmas. We spent a lot of time the last week
or so talking about Christmas and shopping and presents. The
Pennsylvania
night before Art died I had gone shopping. I bought some
Campus Compact
German tree ornaments for some friends of mine. I specifically
Steering Committee: selected a Santa, a school, a church, and a heart. Although
There will be a meeting these ornaments weren't my present for Arthur, they could well
of the sterring committee have been, because these items spoke to Arthur's loves: the
.
season of Christmas, the school, his faith, and mostly the heart
the first Wednesday after he had that reached out and embraced each one of us.
break. We will discuss
It's the season of Advent in our Christian faith. It's the
our programming thrust season of preparing, of becoming ready to celebrate new life in
•
.1 b h d. our midst. I would like to think that all of us gathered in this
The meeting W.1I e el Church today have come here to celebrate Arthur's life, to look
at 4:30pm in the
at his life and to prepare ourselves to be better because of his
Weckesser Board
example. And I would offer a thank you to Arthur from each
.R
and every one Qf.us.:--a simple.thank y.o.u, Arthur, .".thank you,
oom.
because I'm glad you were my friend."

�I PAGEFOUR

December 8, 1988

1989's intersession: ''not
the normal bill of fare''
by Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Editor

Market Society is being presented in
conjunction with Mr. Robert
DeYoung's ongoing research on the
Intersession '89 will offer subject. Interest in the NUR 2981,
classes that are "not the normal bill of Applied Nutrition course, taught by
fare," according to John Meyers, MaryBabcock,isexpectedtobehigh
associate dean of Student Affairs among registered nurses and nonunder whose direction the Interses- traditional students.
sion falls. This is the first time since ·
Meyers said that many of the
1976 that an intersession has been courses to be offered are topics
held. The one held that year was courses[onesendingin"98")thatare
termed a "modest success." .
flexible in relation to student interest.
Intersession '89 was created The topics courses offer an alt_emapartly because of student requests. It tive way to complete course requirewas also planned for students who ments. The schedule also may help
will be studying abroad during the students who need to credits to
Spring '89 semester, so that they will graduate in May.
not fall behind in fufilling their
Students are reminded, howcourse requirements.
ever, that they may take only one
Many faculty members ex- class (with the exception of PE198I)
pressed a desire to satisfy student during the intersession.
interests. Forexample,BA298I, The
Students who have questions
JungleandtheZoo:AnAnalysisofA are encouraged to call the appropriCentrally Planned Versus A Free ate departments or the registrar's

office.
A complete list of courses to be
offered and their professors is as follows: ACC 1211 Introduction of
Financial Accounting, Mr. Kenneth
Broadt; ART 2981 Pottery: Wheel
Throwing, Mrs. Jean Adams; BIO
3981 Endocrinology. Dr. David
Long; BA 2981 (also cross-refer-

Ba

enced as ECON 2981); ENG 2981
The English Lyric Poem, Dr. Donald
Bloom.

ber?

HST 1981 Britain Since 1945,
Dr. Joel Berlatsky (also cross-referenced as J&gt;S 1981); NUR 2981; PHY
1011 Physical Sciences I, Dr. Walter
Placek; PE 1981 Cross-country
Skiing, Ms. Gay Meyers; PS 3981
Administrative Law, Mr. Philip
Tuhy; PSY 2431 Industrial Psychology, Mr. Joseph Kanner; and SCT
1011 Fundamentals of Public Speaking, Dr. Bradford Kinney.

i

I.
TOW-AWAY ZONE - Students might have come out of
this week to find their car missing. Wilkes security OK'dh
towing of illegally·parlced cars on campus earlier this week.

Professor Farrar to retire
This past Monday evening I
watched attentively an episode of the
once popular television series "The
Paper Chase." The subject matter of
the episode evoked a sense of understanding while providing an interest- .
ing perspective of a happening soon
to take place here at Wilkes.
The focus of ''The Paper
Chase" was the retirement of a well
respected and greatly endeared professor. It highlighted the professor's
career accomplishments and the sincere admiration of his students. The
most moving scene in the program
was when the retiring professor expressed to his class the sense of ac- .
complishment he derived from devoting his career to the teaching of
young minds.
Following the fal!semester,

s°°°°HAVE A 011A, 11E••

Professor Welton Farrar will retire
from the Economics Department
wherehehas broughtinsightful intelligence to the classroom since 1948.

monetarypolicywassponsoredbya O .
research grant from theFordFoundation, administered by .General Electric. In June of 1975 Mr. Farrar was

During those forty years he has
helped to forge the futures ofliterally
thousands of Wilkes students.

promotedtothepositionhepresently
holds, Professor of Economics in the
School of Business and Economics.
Professor Farrar also served in the
Navy during World War II.

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A diligent and exigent educator, Professor Farrar has displayed
1n the process of devoting
deep commitment, dedication and
his
career
to the betterment of others,
genuine interest in his students and
Wilkes College. Mr. Farrar was ap- he has touched the minds and lives of
pointed to the position of instructor all whose paths he has crossed. The
in September of 1948 after receiving void which shall be leftip his absence
both his B.S. and M.S. from the will not easily be filled so completely
University of Pennsylvania. lo Sep- and with such dignity. Professor
tember of 1964 he was promoted to Farrar will be deeply missed. HowAssociate Professor following re- ever, hi~ legacy ofiotegrity and char~
search at Cornell University. The acter will remain with this iµ.stitutioo·
research in applied economics and_. for many years_to coo.:ie.

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Barber: A Jack-of- all- trades
...

In the first section of his
reading, Barber read various selections of poetry, including a
piece that he read first in English and then in Italian. Having

funny and sarcastic, yet, at
times,
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In the tradition of all good
performers, Barber left the audi-

ence wanting more: more poetry, more about Nicki, and definitely more of Bill Barber. As
Bill prepares to leave us, he is
graduating from Wilkes College

in January, we can only offer
him our friendsliip and thanks,
and wish him continued success
in his endeavors as an author.
Good luck, Bill, well miss you.

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Jack-of-all- Barber speaks fluent Italian, and,
• a master while few in the audience spoke
an accom- Italian, everyone was able to
' pianist, Bea- follow the meaning of the poem,
most recent- thanks to Barber's skillful use of
of a novel. voice inflection, facial expresents goes on sion, and hand motions.
arber's unquesa writer that
Most good readers of poetry
ding in his focus their reading around a par- :
in the Sor- ticular theme, and Barber was no '
exception. .Barber has often been .
small, but quoted as saying that all poetry
group that centers around "love and death,"
.m. in the and for his reading, Bill chose
ber's reading. the theme of love. The audience
er, Bill Bar- was treated to a view of love
as witty and from the side of the rejected and
ingled with the the rejector, a friend, a lover,
the perfor- and a dreamer. The audience followed Barber through the years
.ntroduced by of his development as a writer
member of and felt his joy and heartbreak
the Program- he read poems from the different
gave a person- periods in his life.
quality to his
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erring to vari- reading, Barber read excerpts
e span of his from his new novel, The Diary of
ill Barber, in- a New York Queen. A touching
hen they first novel about the life of a homo·ting Work- sexual in New York, The Diary of
ought Bar- a New York Queen follows the
According central character, Nicki, around
n learned that as he grows from a self-centered
a student at egotist into a caring, sympato think of thetic individual.
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What I have learned
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Well, gentle readers, it has
come the time for me to say
farewell. After years of college I
have reached that parting gate
through which the flowers of my
knowledge must grow, to bloom
elsewhere upon the corporate ladder. Alas, I knew it well would
come. Yet, parting is sweet sorrow and all that. Beside, let's
face it, I've got Senior-itis so
bad you could float ships in it.
I've been in school over
twenty years!
Not constantly,
you understand, but sporadically.
So at this juncture I must take an
inventory of my garnered wisdom. Let's see. I've learned to
hate philosophy.
That's one
thing. And math and all those
linear equations that I'll never
have to struggle with again.
That's another. And what, I want
to know, will ever remain from
any of those lists I struggled to
remember to pass some outrageous
multiple choice
tests?
Gone, gone with the wind.
But I have learned to appreciate knowledge. I've begun to undcrstand how all things link together, what stars are made of,
the significance of iron and granite, and just who Australopithecus afarensis might have been.
That's something.
And patterns. That's another. Honor and morality and liter-

ature. There're a few more: I
want to thank Dr. Patricia Heaman for her insight and experience in wnung; Dr. Fiester for
his brilliance and his humor;
Dr. Kaska for Milton and Shakespeare; and Dr. Gutin for William
Butler Yeats.
I have also learned that
young people are still seeking
and learning and loving. It has
done my heart good to be among
all of you, and to be treated as a
friend, in spite of my whiskers.
I have learned to be patient.
To ask questions.
To discover
common ground. I have learned
to survive on peanuts. I have
touched minerals, looked through
telescopes, been on television,
acted in plays, written this column. Lord, I've been so busy I
wonder what I'm going to do
back out there in the real world.
Alas, the real world. That's
where I'm from. A few more hard
knocks with a degree in my pocket, I'm looking forward to it.
Hey, I've got a new novel. And
thanks to Dr. Heaman's help,
I've really tightened up. the
writing. You see, gentle reader,
there is a point to education.
These long four years you dedicate yourselves to, sweat for,
sacrifice for and achieve, through
pure determination, past tests
and notes and colds and books.

facts and loves and parents and
grades, are a special world apart
from that real world. Enjoy it
now and do it while you're
young. It's hard to come back to
it later, believe me. I was a lot
richer dumb. Dumb is easy to

famous garbage collector. A de- Stella,
gree in English is not exactly a
ticket on a transcontinental jet trip to
to success. Hell, I've known cab "ships" were too
gave us a ride to
drivers with Ph.D.s.
So what is the point? Why
do we struggle to pass tests, to
study and read things we don't
even care to know? I guess it all
comes under the general rubrick

Education.

make money. Smart is so much
more satisfying. If smart we be.
For the measure of a man's
knowledge is in knowing how
much he does not know. There,
see what I've learned?
Then there is the small degree of pride that comes from
getting the job done, although
as anyone who's ever studied the
classics will tell you, pride itself
is the deadliest of sins. But avarice? Now there's a sin I could
get into, especially after spending these last two .years in selfdenial. I want money! I want
things! I want a job!
But what can I do? What
skills have I gained? Maybe I
could become a famous Broadway
.;,_
actor, or a famous novelist, or a

As a wise friend of mine
once said, "No matter what they
take from you, your house, your
wife, your money, nobody can
take away your education." Of
course, that is back in the days
before Alzheimers, but I caught
his meaning.
So now I've got to pack up
my education and head out to
greener pastures and start paying
back all those damn student
loans. Somewhere there's a nineto-five on my horizon with
plenty of benefits and I mean to
find it
Until then, I just wanted to
say thanks for being there, for
smiling and saying hello, and
for reading this silly column
which I must now hand over to
the next non-traditional student
who wants to tum out one extra
paper every week for no money.
It's been fun.
No, more accurately, it's
been an education.

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time at the
Love Alw

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Happy Belated Birthdays
N@v&lt;elllllllb:lerr ll®: Happy belated 19th Birthday to Linda (
See, someone remembered.
J.W.A.
N@'Y&lt;elllllllMlr ll~: Happy 19th Birthday, Mishel Kondracki
Happy Birthday, Mikee! Your Buddy, "Uncle Whiper"

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Sorry we missed it!
Love, Kathy, Patrick, and Lisa too!
The above article, and in fact all the "Myth vs. Reality" articles that I have written this semester, have been N@v&lt;elllllllb:lerr 31®: Happy belated Birthday Bruce! I want 11
based on a course offered by the Wilkes College Continuing Education Program called Social Crisis III: Myth all the help you will be giving me next semester.
versus Reality. This course was just one of many offered this semester. They concentrate on professional
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Professional Development:

~&lt;emmilD&lt;eir ~: Jeff, it will be a great.Birthday, if it doesn\
happy Birthday . . . Tammara

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First Line Supervision, Ray Mazzarella, $70.
Selling for Yourself and Your Company, Vivian Greenberg, $40.
Medical Terminology, Bruce Reid, $65.
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Intro. to Data Base Management, James Belles, $80.
Intro. to Lotus 1 2 3, Steven Teufel, $80.
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Improving Your Grades, Mark Thibodeau, $20.
Stress Management, Joseph Kanner, $50.
Attributes-&amp; Care of Lakes, Drs. Charles Reif &amp; Mike Case, $50.
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teacher of life
has also written a children's
book which was turned down for
publication, but for which he
still has hopes.
Bloom says he likes Wilkes
and finds the Wyoming Valley
area to be very interesting. He
considers
Pennsylvania
very
beautiful, with its empty, wideopen spaces and friendly people.
Bloom is especially intrigued by
the wide array of churches to be
found in the Wilkes-Barre area.
He commented · that there aren't
many places where one can find
such a diversity of churches in a
so small an area.
All in all, Bloom likes
Wilkes and Wilkes certainly
likes Bloom. With his friendly
manner and wide range of interests, Bloom is able to open the
minds of his students to more
than just literature read as an
assignment. He can show them
the beauty hidden in the smallest
passage when it is skillfully set
down by a master writ-er. Dr.
Donald Bloom is inore than just
a teacher of literature, he is a
teacher of life.

the office of Dr. production of Checkov's Ma"ithe sounds of age Proposal.
Church also plays an importconcerto wafted
q,en doorway. ant role in Bloom's life, and he
y consider this describes himself as "something
piece of music,
day, liozart's
like a prelude
aspiring writer
future teacher.
questions dashed
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·versity of Washboth well-spoken
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648. Feeling Alright/Joe Cocker
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person or thing that does accept
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Mom's curiosity is stirred up

Child's Play is as sharp and
shiny as the knife that is wielded
in this film. Directed by Tom
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Play is a suspenseful, eerie, and
dark tale of a killer doll named
Chuckie.
The film starts out with an
innocent atmosphere. We are introduced to a little boy named
Andy and his mother, played convincingly by Catherine Hicks

with Chuckie, the killer doll. He
seems too life-like at times as he
curses and frowns with hideous
grins and gestures.
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doll says when his string is pulled, or even when it's not
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mount. Andy is the only one
who knows who the killer is, but
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the days of your childhood and remember what it felt like to dream
the dreams of a child.
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box office receipts alone. His.
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whiz, but also as the master-mind at the helm of the 4-2 Lady Colonels hoop squad. I am, of
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die Grambling Tigers. She also told me that the bowl game first played on January 1, 1935, with
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the closest comer (Rodney Peete, the USC quarterback) by a 2-1 margm. !'1e top ten fimshers are guys have seven differences in their prognostications this
1878pts, (559 1st place votes); Peete, 912, (70 1st p~ce vote~); Troy ~•~an, UCLA, 582 , (31 week. You see, none of the participants were allowed to see
Sieve Walsh, Miami (FL), 341, (16 1st place voi_es); MaJor Harris, W. ~rrgmia, 280 , (27 1st place the others' picks in advance all season, a fairness tactic which
'ch, Michigan St, 52, (3 1st place votes); ~•mm Rosenbach, _Washington St, 44 , (6 1st place prevented someone from sitting on a lead. Yeah, it's been _a
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blown the division, but they will follow the Giants into the hunt for the Ring; the Vikings will
games to take the NFC Central but the Bears will last longer in the playoffs ~s _a wild-card; the
both of their division rivals (Denver and L.A.) to take the AFC West, but thats 1t; both Houston
charge in under the wild-card title (watch the Oilers, they may shock everyone); and no one from
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Speaking of Lisa Miller, a very special good-bye and good luck. We will miss you and your
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A time to say good-bye: The Final Lair
Well folks this is it, the final Lair. After three
seftJ.esters as Beacon sports editor I leave to go out into the
"real world" of journalism or public relations. I am glad to
have had the opportunity to work with the coaches and
athletes at Wilkes College.
We didn't always have teams that won every game but
the athletes were first class. I've found the coaches tops and
delighted to be of assistance any time; for this I am
extremely appreciative. This made my job a bit easier and a
lot more enjoyable. I'm afraid to start naming names for
fear of forgetting someone so 111 just say a collective thank
you.
Two coaches who have been especially helpful and
who I will miss are Coaches Ron Rainey and Jodi Kest.
These two people have always been more than willing to
lend a hand whenever I needed it Coach Rainey, thank you
for your support over the past year-and-a half.
The athletes themselves have been wonderful.
Whenever I needed information all I had to do was call. I
wish all athletes were as cooperative as you people have
been.
I've had the opportunity to watch Division I wrestlers
compete against some of the best wrestlers in the country.
It's also been great to have had the opportunity to watch and
interview Jeff Steeber,.a basketball player who was able to
travel to Europe and play with the Washington Generals and
the Harlem Globetrotters.
As I said before, I could go on and on thanking people

for all the help and information they gave me, but I'd be
afraid that I was forgetting someone. The last thing I'd
want to do before I leave is hurt someone's feelings.
I would like to thank all the writers who, in the past
two years, have faithfully turned in stories each week.
These people deserve mention because without them my
job would heve been extremely difficult. Thank you,
Suzanne Payne, Ray Ott, Andy Renner, and Oscar B. Smith
for writing this past fall. You all did a super job.
Many of last year's writers have graduated but their

effort was appreciated.
This past year I have had the fortune to work with a
superb writer, even if he is a bit of bozo sometimes. My
assistant editor Jim Clark has been an asset to the sports
staff. I rest easy knowing that the Beacon sports
department is in capable hands.

Jim, by the way, where are you going to ,:I
from next semester?
The Sports Information Department 1w
saver from time to time. Last semester
stepped in to take over for Patty Moran
February. With the assistance of Ray Ou,
fantastic job. This year Tom McGuire
director and has done a super job. More than
office has bailed me out when stories didn\
Thanks; Tom.
Last, but not least, I woujd like to say gool
rest of the fine folks at The Beacon. For the
have made my stay at Wilkes very enjoyable
memorable.
Good luck to Coach Rainey and the Wi
men's basketball team for the remainderofthe
of luck to Jim Nolan and Marc Graves who are
their 1000th points. I hope Coach Kest and
basketball team keep up their good work in
their opponents. To Coach reese I say thank
times you were of great assistance. Good hd
your team for the rest of the 1988-89 season.
In the past two-and-a-half years I have wi
fine sporting events at Wilkes and I thank
memories. Besides the experience I've gained I
lot of nice friends.

Quotes and notes to end the semest
'Time flies when you're having fun."
Ah, who said that? Lee Morrell?

Seriously, I speak for the whole staff in wishing Lisa
Miller, our graduating sports editor, the best of luck in her
career and life.
As her assistant, I worked with Lisa more than anyone
this semester and received the chance to know her as a friend
as well as a co-worker. That has been one of the many
benefits of my first semester at The Beacon.
If there's one thing I hope to extract from her is that
eternal enthusiasm for her work.
Take care, Lisa. Thanks for everything.
Just "keep those keys handy" and you'll do fine.

night, Wilkes jumped out to a 10-2 lead and prevented the
Lady Falcons from advancing the ball past halfcourt five
straight times, gathering three steals and forcing two
turnovers.
Kest was also worried about her team's youth during
the preseason. If these girls play this well this early in
their careers, Jodi, I'll bet you're salivitating at the potential
of their later years. Sophomore Nicole Kovaleski scores
often and acrobatically in the lane, and freshman Denise
Carson is a solid ballhandler. Rookie Lorrie Petrulsky is a

********
"Gee, boss...how 'bout a raise?"
I would be remiss if I didn't exercise this chance to let
the campus community know what a fine job is being done
by Tom McGuire, the new sports information director.
Tom joined the ship in early September and has been
toiling tirelessly to improve the quality of work in the
department. And he's succeeding.
Most people don't realize that he reports to work each
morning at approximately 7: 15 to update statistics and the
like. His work day dQesn't end when he leaves the office, as
he has to spend many a night by the phone waiting for the
results of away Colonel contests. Then he writes up a
story so we can all read about it the next day.
He also manages to fit the coaching of Wilkes cross
country and Seton Catholic High School basketball into his
busy life, which also includes an engagement
You're a true Renaissance man, Tiger Tom. Take it
from Dave-o Kaszuba and 'The Sea Dog' ... congratulations
on a job well done!

********
"We're all experts..in our own opinions."
The Lady Colonel basketball squad has surpassed
everyone's expectations by jumping out to a 4-1 mark.
I get the feeling that Coach Jodi Kest is supremely
confident in her team's ability to press full court and can
pull that rabbit out of her hat anytime her team needs a
scoring run. Case in point: Against Messiah on Monday

pressure shooter and fellow frosh Sue Chamecki, although a
bit erratic at times, provides a spark off the bench.
The glue that holds the team together is senior Melissa
Kennedy, who's good for a bunch of baskets and boards each
time out.
They're young but talented, Coach Kest

********
"So close, but yet so far."
Coach Ron Rainey's charges are on the wrong side of a
1-5 record, but all of the losses could have gone either way.
For example, against Messiah on Monday, the Colonels
fought back from an early 13-point deficit to lead 67-64
late, but the Falcons scored the next nine as the Colonels
couldn't cash in from the foul line.
A change is being made in the starting lineup; Lou
Freeman will step in at center, allowing Tom Doughty to
shift to forward. Ray Ott will go to the bench to backup
guards Marc Grtwes and Jim Molan'. · ··,, ·. ··• '

Nolan, the junior from Williamsport,
points for the magical 1000 mark.

********
"West Virginia will win the
championship,"--Beano Cook, late
The following ten things will take
between now and February, says me, The B
swami. Take them to the bank, kiddies!
1. Notre Dame will beat West Virginia.
Fiesta Bowl. I'm tempted to agree with
Major Harris will be the best player on the
the Irish defense proved its point against U
my colleague Lee Morrell disagrees and
Mounts will dismantle the Irish, 31-17
2. The Houston Oilers will defeat
Vikings, 31-28 in the Super Bowl.
3. My team will beat Lee's team in
"Jew-per Bowl", held at Hamilton Parkin ·
4. The Philadelphia Eagles will make
At least Bill Kem and I hope so.
5. Buddy Ryan won't eat any porkc
Ted Plumb isn't there.
6. The New York Ranger~will sl
really doesn't matter, though. One of die
intramural teams will probably qualify
playoffs.
7. Dale Murphy will be traded.
8. Jim McMahon will get hurt...som
9. Mike Tyson will tussle with Mitch
during the intermission of "Phantom of the
10. Marc Graves will dunk ...fromthe

********
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John Reese says his wrestlers look
partly blames that on their unorthodox p
Cramped into a small room at the YMCA,
been able to hone everything as well as R
liked.
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Coach Dale Thomas of Oregon State. They
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Saturday, the
to New J~sey
Madison and lost

e, 91-88.

The

Colonels then made the trip to
Grantham, PA to take on
Messiah on Monday and were
defeated, 73-65.
The Monarchs used their
height advantage and the inside
game to stop the Colonels.
King's used a halfcourt defense to
slow the fast paced tempo that
Wilkes likes to use.
Colonel guards Jim Nolan
and Marc Graves used the fast

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Wilkes' Rob Neira (32) and Steve Tate (20) crash the boards
against King's.
three three-pointers while Graves vision II team. The last time
made two. Wilkes experienced a the two teams met was December
scoring drought in the first half 1987, the Colonels were 106-83
as they were down 20 points. victors.
The Colonels battled back in the
second half to take a three point
Saturday's game has the polead with three minutes left in tential of marking a milestone in
the game.
Colonel basketball history for
On Saturday, the Colonels Nolan. Nolan is only 20 points
travel to East Stroudsburg to -away from being the 14th
play their last game of the se- 'Wilkes player to 1000 points.
mester. East Stroudsburg is a Di-

upplers split their weekend battles
Navy and Ore-

111gers will sl
1gh. One of
&gt;bably qualify

game early in the contest to help
Wilkes maintain a slim lead
throuhgout most of the first half.
Midway through the half Graves
hit a three-point bucket to give
Wilkes its biggest lead of the
game, 18-13.
Nolan led the scoring with
27 points, recording 15 in the
first half. Graves was the only
other Colonel in double figures,
with 15. Tom Doughty scored
eight points for Wilkes.
With his four rebounds,
Nolan led a Colonel team that
was overwhelmingly outrebounded, 43-16.
Wilkes was down 34-29 at
the half.
With 17:32 left to
play, the Colonels rallied to tie
the game at 40. Monarch Rob
Grim countered with a pair of
free-throws. King's led the rest
of the game.
King's held its biggest lead
with 8:12 remaining at 58-48.
But, the Colonels fought back · to
close the gap to 64-61 with 3:15
left in the game. Wilkes was
able to get no closer.
In Saturday's game against
FDU-Madison, Graves scored 24
points to pace the Colonels.
Thirteen of those points came in
the
first
half.
Dave Argentati recorded 20
points and Nolan sank 19.
Wilkes led at halftime 4538.
FDU-Madison came back in
the second half to end the game
in regulation play at 83. The
Colonels never led in the overtime period.
In Monday's Messiah game,
Graves paced the team once
again with 25 points. Nolan and
Argentati put up 14 buckets for
the Colonels.
Argentati hit

wasn't in the finest

wrestle home meets
surroundings beie lingering condie Marts Center; the

"We looked sluggish in the lighter weights.
"We also wrestled carelessly
against Oregon State, but we
were lucky enough to win."
All matches in the Navy
meet ended in decisions.
The
Colonels took three:
Brian
Bauer posted a 9-1 win at 118;
Ray Mendoza won 4-2 at 190;
and
Steve
Schannauer
was
victorious at heavyweight by a
10-6 margin. Mike Schroat battled to a 5-5 draw at 158.

Losing for the , Colonels
were Kurt Tamai (14-3 at 126);
Dave Bonomo (7-3 at 134); Anre.1ult was a split,
thony Diaz (17-10 at 142); Frank
(4-1) dropped a
Goldowski (12-1 at 150); Chris
at Navy on FriSchaud (9-8 at 167); and Charlie
rebounded to edge
Keyes (5-3 at 177).
22-17 on Saturday
Reese feels that some fae long trip vorable luck could have enabled
against Navy," the Colonels to steal a win from
h John Ree$e. the Midshipmen .

Annapolis was four-

"There was a questionable
call against Mike Schroat for
stalling which cost him a win,"
he said.
"Also, Chris Schaud
was caught by a move in the last
period. Had we won those two,
we would have won the meet
"We really
didn't look
sharp, though.
It was the first
time this year our guys wrestled
seven minute matches."
Against Oregon State, the
Colonels were the beneficiaries
of six crucial match points because of a Beaver forfeit at 142.
Wilkes' winners were: Kurt
Tamai
(8-5 at 126); Anthony
Diaz (by forfeit at 142); Mike
Schroat (by fall at 158); and
Charlie Keyes (11-6 - at 177).
Brian Bauer gained a 6-6 draw at
118, as did Frank Goldowski (33) at 150.
The Colonel losers were:
Dave Bonomo (9-6 at 134);
Chris Schaud (10-0 at 167); Ray

Mendoza (6-3 at 190); and Steve
Schannauer (7-5 at heavyweight).
"It's
frustrating
because
Bauer, Bonomo, Mendoza and
Schannauer out-wrestled their
opponents but lost their matches
because of small mistakes," said
Reese.
"I don't ,thik I've done a
very good job of preparing this
team. It's very hard when you
don't have your own facility.
The effort from the kids has been
great, but we haven't been able
to work on everything we've
wanted." .
Reese feels that inability to
prepare
comprehensively
has
shown on the mat
"We've looked good, but not
top-notch," he said. "And when
you wrestle teams such as Navy
and Oregon State, you have to be
at your best
The Colonels travel
to
Ithaca on December i3.

"If we can finish the
semester at 6-1 and get into our
own facility, we'll be in good
shape.
That would be a nice change
of pace.

**********
Late note: On
Wednesday night, the Colonels
dropped a match to Millersville,
19-14. The loss drops Wilkes to
4-2.
Wilkes' winners were: Bauer
(16-2 at 118); Tamai (12-6 at
126); and Keyes (6-5 at 177).
Anthony Diaz drew at 142 (77), as did Mike Schroat at 167 (33).
Losing for the Colonels
were: Bonomo (7-6 at 134);
Jason Eike (8-4 at 150); Merrel
Neal (3-2 at 158); Mendoza (108 at 190); and Schannauer (9-3 at
. heavyweight).

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Record increased to 4-1

Lady Colonels roll
by Ray Ott

Beacon Sports Writer
The Wilkes College women's basketball team is reminding a lot of people of a rock
and roll group on a one stop
tour. They pull into town, put
on an impressive performance,
and leave.
The Lady Colonels (4-1)
notched two road victories last
week en-route to their third
consecutive road win and fourth
overall vic-tory. They crushed
Baptist Bible Friday in Clarks
Summit, 94-54.
They also
outscrapped a tough Messiah
team Tuesday in - Grantham, PA,
65-59.
Wilkes was too powerful and
had too many weapons a-gainst
Baptist Bible.
The Lady
Colonels shot extremely well in
the first half, jumping out to a
49-30 lead at the intennission.
In the second half, the Lady
Colonels completely destroyed
Baptist Bible with their pressing
defense. They allowed only 24
points while registering 45
points with their run-and-gun
offense. They were led by Lorrie
Petrulsky, who came off the
bench to pace the squad with 15
points and four assists.
Senior co-captain Melissa
Kennedy scored 15 points and
freshman Donna Zurawski contributed 12 points and six rebounds.
In
the
Messiah
game,
Wilkes came out smoking and
jumped all over their host in the
opening minutes, taking a 10-2
lead. Messiah hung tough and
battled back though, tying the
game at 23. Wilkes got a three
point play from center Lisa
Burak with four seconds remaining in the half to give ·the
Lady Colonels a 33-27 lead at
the break.
The second half was tight
and hard fought. Messiah came
out and put on an impressive
second period and took their
only lead at 46-44. But Wilkes
fought back, tying the contest at
48-all
and then went on an
eight point run to give them a
56-48 lead. This lead ·sealed the
victory for the Lady Colonels.
Wilkes used a balanced
attack as they have so far this

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Freshman Angela Miller scored 13 points to pace the
to a win over Messiah. ·
year. Kennedy and sophomore.
guard Angie Miller pumped in
13 points apiece to lead the Lady
Colonels. Sophomore co-captain
Nicole Kovaleski had 12 and
freshman point guard Denise
Carson added ten.
The Lady Colonels have one

more road show this
the break. On S
travel to East S
terday they made
Scranton to take Ill
College. Let's h~
just gets better.

*********
Late note: The Lady
Colonels lost to Marywood, 6362 on Wednesday night.
Marywood's Maria Rossi
sank two free.throws with 13
seconds left in the game for the

Angie Miller lerl
Colonels with 17 ·
Kovaleski scored 12
8 rebounds. Me~
had 9 and 11.

Melissa Kennedy (41) of the Colonels shoots against L
earlier in the season..

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Wilkes-Barre, PA
18766

December 1, 1988

... Serving Wilkes College since 1947

ts Center: '' A little bit of history".
soon-to-be-comCenter. The
scheduled for
,1988 at 11 a.m.
· mark the first
ilkes students and
nee Center as
cement of apilkes undergradunts and Convo~

and back
again_

to

"I told our
put the work in in
We're looking ti
year."
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hard for a coach
J)eeially when he
"Thank God
over," said Unsw
Unfortunately,
statement just a
for the 1988 Col

however, the dedi. g. The dedica-

Friday, February
Marts, for whose
~ named, and the
contributors will be

encement/Convoto "in[Wilkes College]
as several alumni
in Wilkes sports
will say a few words
tion of mind and
lS expected

sents, according to Breiseth.
Also included -in the ceremony will be an academic procession
consisting of some faculty and those
who will be presenting the degrees.
Speaking for the students, will be
graduating senior telecommunications major Andrew Morrell.
The President feels that the 40
minute ceremony will be a "homegrown program" that will generate a
"warm feeling about the College."
Breiseth will deliver what he describes as his "most considered
speech of the year." He also said that
he hopes the event will draw a large
crowd that will "fill the building."
In addition to being the first
viewing of the new building, the
opening event will be the first Convocation of the academic year for the
freshmen.
In past years there has been a
Commencement/Convocation ceremony held during the first week of
classes in the fall semester to welcome the incoming freshmen. This
year, though, the gym was not available because of the on-going construction and therefore the Center for
the Performing Arts had to be used.
Because the CPA does not have the

The Arnaud C. Marts Center is scheduled to open in January 1989.
seating capacity necessary, Freshman Convocation had to be postponed until the completion of the
larger facilities.

Following the Commencement/Convocation there will be tours
of the Sports and Conference Center
for those who wish to see the rest of

• •

Photo by Do nna Yedlock

the facility.
The entire College community is welcome and encouraged to
attend the "historic" opening .

and a little bit of controversy
's proposed locontinue, will be
that was on! y a
over the ill-fated
in question was
ter monetary and
ultics forced plantheir options and
t11ould benefit the

fices and their facilities on the first
floor. Dr. Waldner, vice president of
Academic Affairs said that the
registrar's office would actually
benefit the building in "providing a
continuous presence."
One of the most complainedabout situations at Wilkes is the registration process. The primary problems have to do with the registrar's
current location. These problems,
including lack of handicap facilities,
space, and various other conveniences, supposedly will be remedied
with the relocation in the Arnaud C.
Marts Center.
Among the most imrortant
concerns is that of facilities for the

handicapped of whic h, in the
registrar's current location on South
Franklin St., there are none. There
would, however, be such facilities at
its proposed location.
The plan also suggests a registration set up like that of an airline
reservation system or bank teller
operation so that the various terminals, each equipped with its own
computer, will accommodate the
heavy flow of students with greater
efficiency than before. This will be
accomplished in several ways.
As before, a student will be at
the room's entrance monitoring the
flow of students to the next available
"teller" but, in its new location, there

will be a separate exit to alleviate the
doorway congestion. Since the room
will be specially designed, including
handicap accessibity, for the purpose
of registering, the internal space will
be better organized, cutting back on
the cramped feeling and noise experienced by the registration staff and
students.
It is hoped that these adjustments, providing a more "congenial
environment," will enable the staff to
work under less stressful conditions
during their long day. These combined improvements will allow for a
greater number of students to register
during the day wilh less hassle.
An 'ldded benefit for the stu-

dents is the fact that the facility is
large enough to accommodate numerous students indoors; thus keeping students from braving the elements during the presumably shorter
waiting period. It was even suggested that the hallways be lined with
chairs. Of course the bleachers in the
gymnasium could be utilized if
needed.
The gymnasium .c ould also
serve as a temporary finacial information center, as many students were
concerned abo.ut the accessabilty of
the finance office' s services which
are occasionally needed during registration.

�Editorial
Many Americans are handicapped in some way, either permanently
or temporarily. These people have
trouble getting to areas which the
non-handicapped find easily accessible. Many buildings and facilities
fail to take the handicapped into
consideration.
The Wilkes College Campus,

for example, lacks handicap ramps
for entry into buildings as well as
adequate access to bathrooms and
elevators. These facilities are in I
desperate need throughout the campus.
First, the dormitories are good
examples of places without ramps.
These places consist of Miner Hall,

Sterling Hall, Chesapeake Hall,
McClintock Hall, and Weiss Hall.
For example, the entrances of
Sterling and McClintock consist of
only steep stairways and nanow fire

escapes.
.
th er places which · have
difficult entrances are the buildings
in which classes are held. Examples
---------------=------;;;;====~ of these places are Chase and Kirby
B
iDJB~~/r\\'in\
.\lemberofrhe
Halls.
d!
dSSOCiaTeD
For a wheelchair to enter these
buildings is virtually impossible.
Serving Wilkes College since 1947
The chair would have to be turned
VOL. XLI No. 11 December 1, 1988
around and pulled up the steps.
These places should be equipped
with ramps and elevators to alleviate
Editor-in-Chief. ............................................ Lee Scott Morrell
this inconvenience.
News Editor ..................................................... Barbara Jamelli
The rest room facilities are also
Assistant News Editor......................................Michele Corbett
difficult obstacles for wheelchairs.
Feature Editors .................................................... Wendi Harvey
Doors usually inconvenience the
............................................. John T. Gordon
handicapped. They are usually reSports Editor .......................................................... Lisa Miller
flex doors that spring shut when one
Assistant Sports Editor...............................................Jim Clark
letsgoofthem. Also,thedoorsstick,
Photography Editor ............................................ Donna Yedlock
and one must shove the doors to
Copy Editors .............................................Wendy Rosencrance
slightly budge them.

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........................................................ Eddie Lupico

Advertising Manager .........................................Kathy L. Harris
Business and Distribution Manager............................Tom Obrzut
Staff Writer ........................................................ Bullstradamos
Adviser ...........................................................Mr. Tom Bigler

Contributing Writers: Wendy Rosencrance, Tom Obrzut, Kim
Evans, Ray Ott, Cathy Slebodnik, Bill Barber,
Contributing Photogr.aphers: Lisa Miller

The Beacon is published Thursdays during the fall and spring semesters
except during scheduled breaks, finals weeks and ~~~on peri~. All
views expressed in this publication are those of the mdivtdual wnter and
do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this publication or Wilkes
College. Letters to the editor are welcomed, provided ther are no l?nger
than 500 words. Letters exceeding this length may be edited or reJected
on terms of space. All letters must be signed, but names may be
withheld for valid reasons.
The Beacon is printed each week by the Pittston Dispatch, Pittston, PA.
Editorial offices are located on the third floor of the Conyngham Student
Center. The phone number is 824-4651 ext. 2962.

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OPINION
by Dawn Hosler
The narrow halls and stalls
trouble the handicapped, also. In
Min.e r, the hall entrances are approximately 29.5 inches wide, and
the stall entrances are only 22 inches.
These hindrances to wheelchairs
should be remodeled to better accommodate the handicapped.
Last, some existent elevators are
unavailable to most people who need
to use them. Most of the buildings
are not equipped with elevators, but
those that are, sometimes, do not
permit use by students.
The YMCA does not permit
students to use their elevator unless
they are moving in or out. One must
use the 78 stairs that are steeply inclined to get upstairs. These stairs are
difficult for a healthy person, let
alone one injured or handicapped.
To illustrate, most college students
are in good health, but after the
climb, they breathe as though they

Some en
semester thong
Here are some random thoughts:
The semester has dwindled down and we are left
few precious weeks before we go home for our
break.
.
In that small amount of time, The Beacon will
one more issue. That issue (publication date,
1988) will be dedicated to remembering the
commemorating the life of Dean Arthur J. H
second anniversary of his death.
Any student, faculty member, or administtaur
memory of Dean Hoover and y.1ould like to share
College is welcome to send 1t to The Beacon,
Conyngham Student Center. We will print all
space permits in next wee~'s editorial. section.
I would like to take this opporturuty to thank
a few people who ha":e made thi~ semester one
successful in the papers 41-year history.
F.irst the entire staff of The Beacon. No
work yo~ guys put into one edition_. Your time
belongs to you; it is consumed by this paper. All
be very proud of the product you have turned out
has done a 180° tum around and all of you can
that. I am proud of you, Barb, ~ic~ele, ~ue (fer
you were with us), John, Wendi, Lisa, Jim, W
Donna, Tom, Kathy, and Bull.
It is with much regret and sadness that I must
openings in the News and Spo~ departments. .
will lose the talents of News F.ditor Barb Jamelli
Editor Lisa Miller. Barb leaves after a se
working toward her goal of being a Macintosh
presently the campus Apple representitive. Lisa I
second year (1 semester as Photo Edit~ and 1 lfl
Sports Editor) and graduates on to bigger and
Reach high Niblet. We will miss both of you.
Thank; must also go to Mr. Tom Bigler ftr
round the clock access to his wealth of knowledge,
and best of all, his criticism when it was n
couidn't have asked for a better adviser, thank you.
We would be remiss if we ignored the Pitts
for busting their humps to get the paper out w~n
Special thanks to Ed Ackerman and the boys mthe
for their diligence.
I also must thank the Dr. Guggenheim'
Walsh's, and the Dr. Klemow's, among many
input, opinions, and insights.. ~t is readers like ym
journalism the challenge that 1t 1s.
.
Finally, I must recognize you, our fat .
Without you, putting out a paper would be m
often forget why we are knocking ourselves out
morning, but it all comes back when we see yoa
mugging our distribution people, just so you can
of our labor. For this we thank you and hope
continue to read The Beacon whenever it comes
someone out there will be inspired by what
decide to join us.
...
· Good luck on finals and see you all next se

just finished a strenuous activity. It
seems illogical to have people walk
up steps when working elevators are
available.
College campuses should be
equipped for all types of people,
t·
A.ND TUA.TS J'U5T YOUR
including the handicapped. The fa... INT!;R(ST Pti..YME'.NT...
cilities should be as comfortable for
the handicapped as they are for all
other people. The buildings should
be renovated and ramps to the enThumbs up: Go to both basketball teams for
trances of buildings should be added.
victories
at "home" against Lycoming. The Col
Also, elevators should be available at
Colonels
had to overcome tough opponents
all times of the day to those in need.
home
games
in a gym that wasn't hl:n'e. Way
Bathroom facilities should be engentlemen,
and
Coaches Kest, Tr:-1P.. piece,
larged for easier access to wheelchairs. These improvements will Martin.
make college life easier for the hanThumbs down: Go to C~:1.;;: )_-r.f.'N'Jtth for w
dicapped.
These are just a few of the major his players for his team's le:.ing season.
faults of the Wilkes College campus Unsworth should 1.1;•.:-• bact.: ro the playJ()()k, study
concerning the handicapped. Steps and his individual ralrnt and reas:;,";:,s his rash s
should be taken to accommodate are going to bhme your player:-:, k prepared to
the blame yourself.
cPS
these
people. . .
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�PAGETHREE

S.G. holds "wrap"

l

The November 22 Student
Government meeting was basically a
"wrap up" session to get as much as
possible out of the way before the
semester break.

rthou
thoughts:
Ued down and we
e we go home for

The Programmmg Board
summarized its plans for the Batlle of
the Bands competition held the Saturday before Thanksgiving break.

f time, The Beaco

te (publication
to remembering
f Dean Arthur J.
:ath.
ember, or admin"
nd would like to
11d it to The Be
·. We will print
; editorial section.
opportunity to
de this semester
year history.
f The Beacon. N

te edition. Your
ned by this paper.
t you have turned
and all of you
ub, Michele, Sue
f endi, Lisa, Jim,
11.
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ports departmen
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eaves after a
&gt;eing a Macin
!presentitive.
loto Editor and 1
; on to bigger
miss both of you.
· Mr.Tom Bi
wealth of know
m when it was
!r adviser, thank
•e ignored the P,"
the paper out w
m and the boys
Dr. Gugge
·'s, among
It is readers
: is.
:ze you, our fi
per would be
king ourselves
:k when we see
le, just so you
nk you and h
whenever it
lspired by wh

oming. The
,ugh oppon
tsn't hc-n,e.
st, Tr:-,~. pi

IHRC summed up its raffle,
)-Mother Katherine Drexel, a late member of announcing that $437 was raised to
Philadelpia banking family, was beatified at benefit the United Way, and reportilica along with three others today.
The ing that the tickets had to be pur-nun" became one of the "blesseds" of the chased at cost from a source other
ic Church because of her staunch fight than the one that was origionally to-

donate them. Thus, it was voted that
S.G. funds would cover the costs.
Commuter Council reiterated
its New York offer.
The Speech Pathology Club
presented its constitution for a second and final readmg to the S.G.
members.
S.G. President and Chairman
of Wilkes' steering com mi uee for the
PA Campus Compact Charles
Sweigert, updated the S.G. members
on Wilkes' involvement with 17
other colleges in the state. He said
the committee met on the Nov. 18

and would meet again to "work out
logistics."
Difficulties involving proper representation of the
freshman class in S.G. were ironed
out at last week s mreting. It was
determined that the freshman presi
dent woeld hoW an open meetmg on
Nov. 22 to see who was interested in
filling the representative positions
which which he will appoint
Dean Wiedemer conluded
with a message from Genetti 's which
wrapped up the Homecoming Dinner
Dance stating how pleased they were
in working with Wilkes and the students who attended.

She died in 1955 at age 96.
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Drexel founded the Sisters of the Blessed
her order's work was aimed at establishing
s ror blacks and American Indians.
She
01imately $20 million to further aid her
ees of Philadelphia's Drexel University were
distant cousins or the nun to attend the
r uncle, Anthony Joseph Drexel, founded the
1891.
in a series of steps
in the Roman Catholic faith.

BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL?

services were held in
the nation in honor of the
F. Kennedy, who was assassinated 25 years
umentaries were broadcasted and new books
ssmg the events. that took place November
Dallas, Texas.
· about the reasons behind the assassination
One theory, first proposed in 1983,
assassination was an act of revenge by the
b boss Carlos Marcello.
Marcello was
1961 by then-United States Attorney General
y. The theory states that both Lee Harvey
assassin, and Jack Ruby, Oswald's assassin,
cello's ~rganization.
d theory, according to columnist Jack
that the assassination was part of a double
figures originally enlisted by the CIA to kill
Anderson says the mob figures informed
plot and Castro then dealt with the mobsters
y.

AL)--George Bush renewed bis promise not to
a solution to the budget deficit dilemma.
· e for bringing people together," he said,
I naming people to represent the executive
iations with Congre~ over the deficit~
,romised that be would call for a conference of
rs early on in bis term as president to plan
calls "the most ambitious renaissance in
known."

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Texas Southwestern Medical
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�PAGE FOUR

December 1, 1988

Hush Libra Those after-break bl
Aries {March 21-April 19) Give up and just forget it all. Tisk ..

by Bill Barber

.Tisk ... the Truth of your horroscope is too horrible to mention in
words.

Beacon Feature Columnist

Not hangover Friday. And cer- terest up. Then I
tainly not a good day to work on my Cites and add I
my two papers.
two to each of my
Well, here it is Monday.
Rrr--iinnn-gggg!
in bed by 11:00.
Taurus {April 20-May 20) This may be the moment in your life
Again. And Monday morning on
"Happy hour?
Sure, that right? Wrong. So
that you will need someone more than just yourself.
top of that. That was the Break sounds nice. The Lobster Trap? Sir Lancelot mur
that was: eating turkey and sleep- I'll meet you at 5:00." What the na somewhere in
ing -late.
Big whoop.
Before hell.
A cold beer would taste
I wonder if
Gemini {May 21-June 21) You are as free as a bird. You have
you can · really get into it it's nice, and, besides, if I stay home math department
finally been lifted from the shackles of uncertainty. Others have
Monday again. And I hate Mon- I might just actually think about this to me, th~
molded your destiny for your, yet now you must make the best of _it
days.
cracking out the old books and diminishing
on your own. Good luck, good bye, and good riddance.
I told them down at the Post after all this is break, remember? "Break." I'm seri
Office to hold my Mondays. Days and days of idle nothing ever noticed how
Cancer {June 22-July 22) Be still that broken heart, and fret
Would
they listen? Here it is a still lay ahead . . .
you get off the f
not, because your sorrows will not be in vain. The one you love-may
rainy, miserable Monday to boot
"What do you mean you Is there a formula
just realize that he or she loves you too.
and I have two papers due.
want to go to the Mall? I hate
If only we ha!
I remember thinking last the Mall.
Everybody and his little extra day mM
Leo {July 23-Aug. 22) Have a little more compassion . People
Wednesday, "Oh, this is great!" aunt will be there." So we sit in promise I'll spend
are hurt more easily than you think. Care more for others around
Nothing
to do all day except traffic all afternoon and by buried in my
you; they have feelings too .
pick up the sweet potatoes. Saturday night the last thing on chain myself to
Yawn. Stretch. Definitely NO my mind is books. And papers. all night if you'll
Virgo {Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Well Virgo, it seems that you have
reading. Not on Wednesday. So Let's go out.
Let's laugh and one little more day.
been getting the Sh .. . Short end of the stick when it comes to
what if I've got two papers due shout because there is still to! Freeday. It comes
horror scopes. This week things will finally pay off. Your suffering
after Break?
morrow, right?
day and Monday.
has not been in vain--HAPPY WEEK!!!
I'll sit on the couch all day
And
then
it's
Sunday. day and Monday,
and smoke cigarettes if I want Bloody Sunday! That's it. I'll I won't be greedy.
Libra {Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Sure you've got troubles, but so does
to. I'll watch Sally Jesse Raph- skip church and crack those day and Monday
eveyone else. Nobody wants to hear you complain.
ael without any guilt. Maybe I'll bloody books.
Or maybe I'll Break. Is that alki
take down the garbage later. head over to Dot's for a Bloody
Somebody q
Scorpio {Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Did you ever feel like all of the
Maybe. Maybe I won't. Maybe Mary. Then I'll come home and math department!
good ones were taken? Well, if you have that attitude in mind, you
I'll just catch flies with the va- crack those books.
I promise need to bury a day
will really be in a bind, because though you may want to settle for cuum cleaner all day. But I cer- I'll be good. Later.
anyone, like
less, there may be someone much much better in you future. But if tainly won't crack a book. Not
And suddenly it's Sunday stance, notice. I'm
you grab the first mammal you see, you won't be free--don't blow a this guy. I'm on break, remem- night. Pizza stains all over Sir department can j'
good thing, even if you do not have it yet. NOTE if your Birthday is
ber.
Galahad. I've been reading the with their calcu
November 10, please see Pisces.
Then it's Thursday. Turkey same paragraph three or four little day. What's
all day. Turkey all night Ex- times and nothing but pizza is for Pete's sake?
Sagittarius {Nov. 22-Oec. 21) No .. No .. No!!! Don't be too ... hausting.
Half a bottle of the
sticking.
little busy day full
well you must not be too sure of yourself.
good Scotch and a two-hour nap
Maybe if I read one paraEureka!
by the fireplace. Two games of graph from each book, sort of They called me
I could go they've created a
Capricorn {Dec. 22-Jan. 19) This is just Jim Dandy. You have chess and 4,000 football games round-robin style.
later and it's Friday.
And my
from Arthurian Romances to busy day full of
run into a serious vat of Luck.
head feels like Texas. My mouth
James Baldwin and back to Bill me. Oh, yes they
Aquarius {Jan. 20-Feb 18) Keep an eye on those things you
even taSt es like Texas. DefiniteShakespeare one after the other. ly glitch is this:
1Y_n_o_t_a_g_ood_da_y_fi_or_boo
feel important to you, because there may be someone out there . _
__k_s.__T_h_a_t_o_u_g_ht_to_re_al_l_y_k_ee_p_m_y_in_-_M_o_n_day_._ _ _
waiting for an opportunity to take them away.
By Cathy Slebodnik

Pisces {Feb. 19-March 20) You have made your
decision--good. People will admire you for doing something rather
than nothing. Yet, the choices you make may be more lasting than
you think. To burn a bridge means you can never come back.

Beacon FeaJure Writer
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Novembel!" 26: Clark Herron, Happy 27th you stud!
Love, Your little Snookums

Happy Birthday Tony Giardina, we love you. You are such a stud.
Love, Joe Lucas

ch Me/Doors

ATTEN1
CLASS

Novembell" lie: Happy Birthday
Love, Dawn
Novembell" 2li: Have a great BirthdaY, Steve!

Novembell" 29: Happy Birthday, Suzie! Hope you had a
great day!
Love,
JoAnn, Heather, Cathy, Mary Ann, John

opus's Garden/
Long/Ace
1eld/John Fogert:
! In T he Nam1
ays To Leave Yow
And Let D ie/Paul 11
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Novemlbell" 28: Happy Birthday to my best buddy in the
whole world! Hope you really enjoy your day,
remember it only comes around once a year!
Love, Kim

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Belong To The Cit
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Happy Birthday Cheryl,
Love, The Gang ( Heather, JoAnn, Mary Ann,
Cathy, Rhonda, Tammy, and Banooon)
Illliell!ltlieidl I!ll Ill)my~

Novembell" 26: Dear Big Bug, you're finally 21! The 25th
is waiting! Happy Birthday!
Love, Little Bug, Punkin, and Bow-Wow

n Genie/David

in the past, songs I
ve influenced oth,

Happy Birthday Mrs. Slebodnik!
Love, Cathy and John

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December 1, 1988

Talented Taylor

up. Then
'.ites and
o each of
:xi by 11:
' Wrong.
.ancelot m
mewhere in
[ wonder if
department
to me
1ishing
l1c." I'
noticed
get off
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If only
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1 mysel
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and Mon
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Some
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one, like
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artrnent
1 their
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. Oh, ye
glitch
nday.

by Kim Evans
Beacon Feature Writer

Boys Are Back I Town/fhin Lizzy

TakeThe Long Way Home/Supertramp
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December 1, 1988

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men's basketball team
1988-89 season on
ember 18-19 at the
Tourne~
The
the first game
night against Daemen
74-72. On Saturday,
act Mount Union of
die consolation game.
result was a 73-63
night's game with

6e Colonels were led in
junior transfer Tom
21 points.
Rob Neira followed
points. The only other

scored

Colonel in double numbers was
junior Dave Argentati (10).
Junior Jim Nolan had nine
points for the team effort. Senior captain Marc Graves put up
eight · points before being sidelined with a twisted ankle.
Besides leading the team in
points, the 6'5" Doughty was
also tops in rebounds, pull-ing
down ten.
Wilkes fell short of tying
Daemen in the closing seconds
of - the game when Lou Freeman
and Rob Neira both missed
shots.
Saturday's
game
against
Mount Union saw the Colonels
go down in defeat again. Graves
led the way in the scoring

but take powerful
coming by storm

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" at Wyoming
Tuesday, against
Lycoming, '83ls are 1-0 in Midference play and
· Marc Graves
ffense with 27
scored only
the first half but
19 in the second
was perfect in
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department with 16. Nolan was
close behind with 14.
These
were the only two Wilkes players in double figures.
Once again, Doughty did a
fine job pulling down rebounds,
with seven. He was named to
the All-Tournament Team for his
outstanding efforts during the
two ·games.
Mount Union took a 15-4
lead in the first four minutes of
the game, but the Colonels were
able to fight back to a 31-27
score at halftime.
With 12 minutes left to
play, Wilkes was able to bring
the score to within four points
of their opponent but that's as
close as they would get

Dave Argentati and
were next in scoring
II(( 11 respectively.
aoected for two threefive attempts and was
6c free throw line.
cmler Tom Doughty
Colooels in rebounds
Thus far in the seais the team leader,
lk,wn 25 rebounds.
Algentati were next in
with five apiece.
held a slim 31-27
half. The Colonels
11 the second half and
to a 17 point lead.
19-23 for 82.6
field goal percentage

moce in the first six
~ period.

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of the game came
ty fired an alley-

Freshman Sue Cbarnecki (10) puts up a layup fot the Lady Colonels
against Lycoming.

Lady Colonels
stun Lycoming
by Ray Ott

Beacon Sports Wriler

The Wilkes College women's basketball team opened its
home season last Tuesday night
at Wyoming Seminary High
School with a convincing 66-54
win over Lycoming College. On
Tuesday, the Lady Colonels
traveled to Madison, NJ to take
on FDU-Madison. The end result
was a 65-45 victory for Wilkes. .
The Lady Colonels had a
balanced team attack, placing
four players in double figures.
They were led by sophomore
forward Nicole Kovaleski's 16
points.
Kovaleski was 8-16
shooting field goals and had 10
rebounds. Freshman Sue Charnecki scored 13 points, shooting
5-10 from the field and 3-3 from
the free throw line to go along
with a game high of four assists.
One of the keys for the Lady
Colonels in the Lycoming game
were to contain Lady Warrior
point guard Kim Wood. "With
out her (Kim Wood) out of the
game we could do a lot of things
such as press and pick up a faster
tempo game. Our goal was to be
1
close at the end," said Coach
Marc Graves put up two points for the Colonels in the LycominJ? 2ame. Jodi Kest.
oop from ten feet out and was 19, putting the game out of
Anothec freshman, Lorrie
Graves, coming in from the left reach for the Warriors. The loss Petrulsky, came off the bench to
side, made a mid-air catch and was Lycoming's first of .the sea- pump in 13 points, shooting 6-9
put the ball in for two more son.
and 1-2.
Senior co-captain
Colonel points.
At this point
The Colonels will be at the Melissa Kennedy contributed 12
Wilkes led 59-42.
Scanlon Gymnasium tonight to points and five rebounds.
On the ensuing inbounds take on their cross-town rivals
Junior center Lisa Burak
play, Graves stole the ball and the Monarchs of King's College. helped the Lady Colonels in
sank it in the bucket for another Game time is scheduled for 8 their 37-30 rebound advantage,
two points.
The Colonel lead p.m.
grabbing nine boards.

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"Lisa (Burak) and Lorri
(Petrulsky) came off the bench to
do a grest job," said Kest. "We
have a lot of depth. If we get
into foul trouble I have a lot of
faith in the people comng off
the bench."
Wilkes held a 25-23 halftime lead after shooting an icecold 31 percent from the field
and 50 percent from the foul
line.
But the Lady Colonels
came out smoking in the second
half, putting a full court press on
Lycoming and forcing the Lady
Warriors into 27 turnovers ·for
the game. The press created tons
of opportunities and easy shots.
Wilkes shot 73 percent from the
field in the second half and got
· to the foul line eight times,
converting seven.
"Its great to be 2-1 but we're
still not playing the caliber of
ball I think we should be. This
team still has a lot of potential,"
Kest stated.
"The Lycoming
game was just one game in the
conference, when you have 10
games in a conference you can't
get over confident after one
win."
In the FDU-Madison game
Kennedy led the way with 16
points and pulled down nine
rebounds. Petrulsky was second
in scoring with 12.
Freshman
Krista Zoka was the leading
rebounder with 10.
The wins raised the Lady
Colonels' record to 2-1 overall
and 1-0 in the Middle Atlantic
Conference.
The women will
travel to Baptist Bible tomorrow.

�Men's Basketball
Women's Basketball
Wrestling
Colonel of the Week

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18766

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Sports Editor, in next week's Be

Win Shippensburg Tourney

Grapplers jump to
by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor

The beat goes on.
The Wilkes College wrestling team jumped out to a quick
3-0 start by winning the Shippensburg Tournament on November 19-20. The three victories extended the squad's winning
streak to 20 consecutive matches
over a two-year span.
The Colonels defeated American University, 36-3 in the
opening round.
Coach John
Reese used a freshmen-dominated
lineup and was pleased with the
results.
"The young kids handled the
pressure of their first matches
very well," he said. "It's tough
to get a read on the freshmen in
practice, but they wrestled excellently."
Pacing the Colonels were
victories
by
freshmen
J.P.
Epifania (a first period fall at
118 pounds), Mike Froelich (a
fall at 134), Eric Feese (a 7-3 decision at 142), Jason Eike (150)
and Ray Mendoza (190). Also
posting wins were sophomores
Merrel Neal (167) and Charlie
Keyes (177), and seniors Frank
Goldowski
(158)
and
Steve
Schannauer,
a
heavyweight.
Sophomore Greg Schaeffer was.
decisioned 10-4 at 126.
-The Colonels returned to
their regular lineup in the second
round and defeated Carson Newman (TN), 35-12. Senior Brian
Bauer gained a fall at 118, as
did juniors Kurt Tamai (126) and
Anthony Diaz (142), and Neal
(158).
Juniors Dave Bonomo
(134), Mike Schroat (167) and
Marc
Palanchi
(heavyweight)
gained decisions, as did Mendoza
(190).
Sophomore Chris Johnson (150) and senior Chris
Schaud ( 177) suffered losses.
Wilkes claimed the title
with a 23-9 conquering of Old
Domiriion.
Bauer, Tamai, Bonomo, Diaz (150), Goldowski,
Keyes, Mendoza and Schannauer
garnered decisions.
Feese and
Schroat endured the Colonels'
two losses.
"I thought we might have a
tough time with Old Dominion,"
Reese said. "We only beat them
23-20 last year, but our guys responded very well to the challen11:e."

Chris Johnson
The Colonels travel' to Annapolis,
Maryland
tomorrow separated shoulder at
night to face a tough Navy and will be unable IO
squad.
The Midshipmen won until January.
their annual Turkey Bowl last
weekend.
On Saturday night,
Wilkes hosts Oregon State at matches?
King's College (8 pm). Reese is
"I'm really ples:d
fired up at the prospect of facing
group, especially the
two high quality opponents.
"We're going to be facing he said. "Our team
some top competition," he said. wrestling against the
"These two squads are among the petition on our sch
ing those difficult
best in the country.
"What we have to guard will help us down the
against
is
having
someone
injured against Navy."
now because we
Senior captain Ron Miller
own facility.
(22-7 in 1987-88) missed the
have been pra
Shippensburg tournament due to
Wilkes-Barre YM
injury and will most likely sit
out the weekend's matches.
"Once we get ·
"Ron
wasn't
responding gym, the guys and
early
this
week,
so we're be fired up and on our
probably going to hold him
At 3-0, the Col
out," Reese stated.
are.

Catch the Colonels in
Wilkes
vs.
Oregon State
Saturday night, 8: 00 pm at

Wilkes senior wrestlers Ron Miller, Chris Schaud, Frank
and Brian Bauer.

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on 20 campuses for other medical
reasons to see how far AIDS has
spread.
Few know which 20 campuses are in the study, but Tulane and
Rutgers universities as well as the
universities of Colorado, Maryland
and Georgia have acknowledged
they're participating.
AIDS (acquired immune
deficiency syndrome) is caused by a
virus which destroys the body's
immune system. The virus is most
typically contracted by having sex or
sharing intravenous needles with an
infected person, or by contaminated
blood products. There have been
more than 76,000 cases reported in
the United States since 1981, with
· 43,000 fatalities.
Campus lifestyles, health
administrators believe, leave students especially vulnerable to the
disease.
"Students are a sexually
active group," said Dr. Florence
Winship of the University of Georgia
health center. And because they tend
to be young and inexperience, "they

feel immune, even when they know
the problem's out there."
Many students objected to
the CDC study when it was proposed
last spring, noting they would never
know if a blood sample they gave at
their clinic was being tested or if, in
the end, they tested positive for the
disease.
Still others worried
samples could be traced back to the
donors. In New Jersey, for example,
the American Civil Liberties Union
lodged a formal complaint with
Rutgers University, charging the
school's participation in the survey
endangered students' privacy.
Through it all, however, the
CDC believed the study was worthwhile. Sims contends, "The survey
will help us focus our efforts."
About 5,000 of the 20,000
college blood samples to be tested
have been processed, Sims said,
showing a rate of about three cases
per 1,000 students. Sims said she
didn't know from which campuses
the samples came.
"The only thing we can
show from these preliminary results
is that there is infection on college

campuses. College students are not
immune from AIDS," Sims said.
"The figure cited is based
on just one-quarter of the sample,"
added Miguel Garcia-Tunom of the
American College Health Association. "In that sense it's inconclusive.
It'sjustanumber. Butwhat'simportant is not to fixate on a number, but

to deal with the problem on campuses. Students must be aware of
this."
"It's not surprising to me,"
Winship said of the preliminary figure. While the data may be "skewed"
and doesn't "provide the full picture," she predicts the final tally

See AIDS page 4

Despite controversy over condom machines, students aren't using them.

Kes College adopts new co.re curriculum
Ja~eUt
Edaor

core curriculum was

Wilkes College on No-

with the intention of
"the student's intellecsocial, and physical

• as stated in the pronew core. The new
requirements will take
1989 fortheincom-

core has been "well
faculty," according to
aldner, vice-president
affairs. At a recent
supported by 95% of

the faculty, an "overwhelming endorsemen t," he sat'd •
The new core has been in the
planning stages for the past three
years, involving many people and
hours. Waldner identified Dr. Bing
K. Wong, Mathematics Department;
Dr. Lee C. Terry, Language and Literature Department; Ms. Sharon
Telban, Nursing Department.; and
Dr. Robert Heaman, associate dean
of academic affairs as being especially instrumental in the success of
the proposal.
The Curriculum is divided
into three main sections: Basic
Skills, Distribution Requirements,
Physical Development, and the new

Core Studies I.
C ore S tudi es I , as d escn'bed.m
the proposal for the new core, is intended to introduce the freshman to
college life, "emphasizing adjustment to college life, study skills, oral
communication, self-exploration,
and goal setting."
Several changes were made in
the basic skills area, including a
speaking requirement, a foreign Ianguage requirement, and the requirement of writing intensive courses to
fulfill the writing portion of the basic
skills area.
The distribution requirements
were renamed and revamped. First is
Culture and Value, which deals with

history, literature, philosphy, and the
understanding ofnon-English speaking culture and language (beyond the
foreign language requirement). The
Scientific World, which will "provide an understanding of the natural
and physical world," includes
mathematics, biology, chemistry,
earth and evironmental sciences, and
physics. Courses from anthropology, political science, sociolog"
economics, and psychology are a
part of the Social Sciences Distribution. Artistic Expression, the last of
the distribution requirements, can be
satisfied from selected courses from
the Art, Music.and Speech, Communications, and Theater Arts Depart-

ments.
Each of the four distributions
has one core studies (CS) course; the
Culture and Value distribution has
two. They are courses involving
course material relevant to each distribution topic in general. For example, Core Studies IO, Culture and
Value, treats the topic of antecedants
to twentieth century thinking. It will
discuss Darwin, Marx, and Freud,
who helped shape political and social
thinking. The Culture and Value
course, as well as the CS courses for
Artistic Expression and Critical
Thinking, have already been at least
partially prepared. The rest have to

See CORE page 7

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November 17, 1988

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printing the article about the lecture, merged into one as Dr. Lew Neuman.
"Principles and Applications cf Ultrasound Imaging Systems" ("Dr. 3. My students hope to design a deFarooq to give lecture," Nov. 10, vice(notamachine) which they hope
1988). However, I must staighten will measure partial pressure of oxygen in blood.
out a few facts.
1. I was not supposed to give the 4. There are oxygen sensing devices
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The re gistrati
monster

It's mid-November and everyone knows what
on the campus of Wilkes College. It is time on
everybody's favorite activity -- registration.
All of us are familiar with the perils of regis
you must find a convenient time to meet with your
always busy adviser. This is when you find out
core courses you haven't taken and must take be£
graduate. You also find out just how many er ·
short.
So you have met with your adviser and the
have outlined the dream semester: fifteen
"necessary for graduation" courses, nothing be£
and all wonderfully easy "4.0 profs."
You shake your adviser's hand and leave
knowing full well none of this is going to stick.
By the time you arrive to register, all of the
and class times are closed. You're stuck with taking
sectiqns with the toughest profs. This is a problem
face all of the time.
Another problem often encountered by any
isn't a senior (more frequently juniors and sopho
early closing of required classes because the pre
weren't smart enough to take them when they were
sophomores.
This happens all too often with the more po
Underclassmen want to take these classes early
example is PHL 298-Critical Thinking) to get them
way so they can worry about talcing upper level
major a~ a senior.
Because of this, we get caught in an end!
seniors filling up these classes (only one junior m
two available sections of Critical Thinking) andu
waiting.·
The final problem is the placement of some
people in high command should know that a new
SCT 321-Broadcast Journalism, for instance) is
popular. Why put it in a closet like Capin 15; putk
that will fit the amount that will register for theelm
Here are my solutions to the problems
registration:
More sections of the more popular classes
opened. Make ·some classes for underclassmen
allow athletes to register first. Purge the comp
registration, notify all students who will be bl
registering, for whatever reason, and infonn them
they can avoid that.
Registration shouldn't be a hassle; it should be
graduation.

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his staff and the entire tean1 for finishing a difficult
their heads held high. The Colonels have some
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(Cortland State, Widener and Moravian).
Sorry folks, no "Thumbs down" this
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We goofed!
First and foremost, for the past few weeks we
incorrectly spelling the name ·of a staff member.
to Ian Taggart for incorrectly spelling his name and
him credit for last week's photo of Dr. Farooq and
students.
Thanks to: the Times Leader for last week's
of George Bush, WVIA-FM's Erika Funke for
election results, and the Citizen's Voice for electim
Finally, the headline on the blood drive story
bags 196 pints") was incorrect. The blood ·
brought in 173 pints.

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fantasy pub at Wilkes?
ryone knows
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going to stick.
gister, all of
·e stuck with
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niors and sop
; because the
n when they
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1ese classes
nking) to get
1g upper level
.ught in an e
1ly one junior
Thinking) and
:e ment of so
know that a
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undetenninable years, complete with
creaky doors, lurking gargoyles affixed to gloomy crevices, and darkened hallways running like veins
through its body. A small, finely
inscribed sign read "House of the
Reclining Wench." This was indeed
·eel I poked an establishment simulating the atof the bunk mosphere of a seedy hellhole for
to hear the drunks while upholding a policy of
f Thad, my not serving alcohol. As I approached
dergarment the door, I passed a large group chugnothing! ging a few pints of pepper fl?ivored
the restroom vodka in the bushes before entering.
Finally, I pushed my way
er residents
through
the entrance, despite crowds
ilet bowls as
sorry sight running out to reach the outhouse. It
omentthatl seems that, since vegetable juice hits
servant was, the bladder at the darndest of times,
eHomet,my security wanted to control mad
in search of rushes to the restroom by situating it
away from the pub. Bad idea, I might
Thad.
say.
as I pulled
Nevertheless, I found my way
~ocent to a
f a building. inside and rested on a stool by the bar.
arc welder The bartender was named Paco, a
omet, I took robust, sizable individual with
take in the bloodshot eyes staring through darkened glasses. A white, rum stained
apron was secured to his waist, hid-

throbbing head
of the bed, a
wing~tmy
into my nose.
momingrain
owing stained
.ckering suite.

for last
ika Fun
oice for
oddrive
The bl

muring a request for imported German non-alcoholic beer. The enraged barkeep quickly hoisted him
off the ground, slapped him in the
face with a heavy, mucus saturated
handkerchief, and politely yelled,
"Listen, bucko. Why don't you get a
real man's drink. Try a shot of sugar
sweetened dandruff control shampoo."
The wimp cowered on his stool

wooden door aside to find Thad, the
scum, lying in a pool of unmentionable liquid, desperately clutching an
illustrated childrens' astronomy
book. His face shined in a red
puffyness, and he stared at me,
endlessly repeatmg the words, "No,
mom. That videotape is not mine. I
don't know how a copy of Babes in
Bondage ever gpt under my mattress.
Maybe it was the dog." Needless to
say, I gathered him up and carted him
home.
Well, folks, how about that nonalcoholic pub? Sure, build it. Why
not let people fantasize about being
in a real pub? Let's simulate real life,
to keep our innocent college children
away from the real world.
They 'II just get drunk in that real
world, then go to the fantasy pub.

as Paco produced a bottle of the
aforementioned bug juice. As he saw
it sizzle in the shot glass, he cried like
a child and stood up with hopes of
leaving. The bartender immediately,
instinctively grasped a bowl of pretzels, and hurled them at the fleeing
fella, knocking him cold. He then
went back to the task of serving carrot juice and the house special, liquified ground peach pits.
While nursing my diet milk, I
peered across the room, hoping to
find my houseboy somewhere. A
primitive migratory tribe of nursing
majors occupied a large table' in the
corner, accompanied by a rather attractive future biologist insulting an
enraged bodybuilder. To their side
stood the stage, where a spirited
kazoo band cranked out everyone's
favorite Bruce Springsteen tunes.
The entertainment hit a high note
when a funny-haired nursing major
stood upon the table and joined in
with a chord from her harmonica.
That diet milk really did something to me, for I found myself rushing to the ill reputed outhouse in the
parking lot. I swiftly cast the shabby,

eorge Bush on the Issues
World Affairs
iledfrom the statements of George Bush
· ·stration will
that face internal
ts to their indewith those who
· ·stration will
Soviet and other
adventurism by
osts to those who
rist and subverploit instability in
orld."
er: "Over the
t means of overs to allow Canners
ncouraging poor
yon the enterprise
pie."
:. "South Africa
. The vastly outaners, acting out
structed the racist
eid to ensure their
onomic supremm is morally rewho believe in

fed!
st few weeks
taff member.
ing his name
:or. Farooq

ing an equally dirtied, drooping pair
of jockey shorts. As a rule, he never
wore pants while in the company of
drunks.
As I surveyed Paco, a bald
student bearing traditional lumberjack garb approached the bar, mur-

America: "Our role
America is the same as
mother parts of the world.
is to promote peace, but
at any price. In the case
America, our objective
peacethat mere Iy stops the
and entrenches a Soviet
. Our main objective is
tenance and establishgovernments committed

to freedom and democracy, governments that respect human
rights and the sovereignty of their
neighbors."
Eastern Europe: "Our policy
... in Eastern Europe - of encouraging movement away from
Soviet doctrine--offers the hope
of more freedom for the people
there."
World Trade: "Increased
trade reduces international tensions and provides a better standard of living for everyone. But
our commitment to free trade
must be linked to a reciprocal
commitment to fair trade by our
trading partners. They must respect our right to compete in their
marketplace and they must compete fairly in ours."
"Protectionism benefits some
businesses at the expense of the
rest of the economy and exposes
us to retaliation and the prospect
of an all-out trade war which no
one would win. Such measures
drive up the cost to consumers and
misallocate our economic resources."
"Economic growth is now as
much a matter of foreign policy as
it is economic policy. We should
build on the achievement of our
free trade zone with Canada-a
$130 billion agreement-and
work with our other neighbor,
Mexico, to create a free trade zone
of unprecedented size, a new
North American compact."*

Domestic Matters
Compiled from the statements of George Bush
Taxes and Spending: "As duce the time and the cost. .. to get
president, I will not raise taxes, a weapon system into the field.
period. We made a promise to the We also need to take a hard look at
American people to lower tax the structure of our military forces
rates for individuals and corpora- to make sure that we have the
tions, to make sure that everyone most effective defenses, not just
pays a fair share, and to simplify the most expensive .... I will have
the numberofbrackets. I'm going no tolerance for the wasting of tax
to keep that promise. I have re- dollars through needless or inefficently proposed to reduce the cient defense procurement policapital gains rate to 15% (from cies."
28% scheduled under the Tax
"WeshouldpursueannsnegoReform Act) on gains held more tiation agreements with the Soviet
than one year. Presently, all prof- Union under the four criteria
its from investments are taxed at a which have been used since the
minimum rate of 28%. This tre- beginning of the Reagan Adminimendous burden discourages new strati on. We are pursuing deep
investment, and stifles economic cuts to equal levels with agreegrowth."
ments that can be verified and that
"I support a Constitutional will enhance stability."
amendment requiring a balanced
Education: "I support creatbudget. And I believe the presi- ing a new $500 million federal
dent, like 43 state governors, program of "Merit Schools" that
should have the line-item veto to would provide awards to individcut wasteful spending out of ap- ual schools that improve the edupropriations bills."
cation of their students; giving
Defense: "A president's first federal matching funds to states
priority is to maintain the defense creating more magnet schools;
of the country. The first question expanding a new federal fund to
we should ask ourselves is not finance experiments in education
how much money we should reform; and a proposal to develop
spend, but what is required to be teacher evaluation models."
secure."
"I will expand funding for
"We must be constantly vig- Head Start. We must have higher
ilant, bring in the best people, and academic standards. I want more
hold them to the highest stan- testing of our students and more
dards."
competency tests for teachers.
"As President, I would over- We must stress the 4-Rs-readhaul the defense acquisition proc- ing, writing, arithmetic, and
ess. We can eliminate unneces- respect."*
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AIDS-------Continued from page 1
won't be too far off."
"In general," said Rich
Wolitski of the AIDS Education
Project at California State University
at Long Beach, "college students
have a fairly high knowledge about
AIDS. They know how it is transmitted and what they can do to protect
themselves.
In September, the CDC
reported the AIDS scare apparently
had not markedly changed students'
sexual habits, prompting Assistant
U.S. Secretary of Health Dr. Robert
E. Windom to urge campus officials
to try harder to educate their students
about the plague.
Windom said that one-fifth
of the reported AIDS cases occur
among people 20 to 29 years old.
"Since the average incubation period (for AIDS) is seven years
or longer, it's clear that many of the
14,000 patients in this group were
high school or college age at the time
of their infection," Windom said.
Moreover, a 1987 survey of
college students by Blotnick Associates, a New York polling firm, revealed that only 6 percent of men
think about AIDS before choosing
sexual partners.
"It's a little frustrating,"
Georgia Winship said. "Their behavior doesn't go along with their
education. We need to do everything

•

we can to transfer that 'yes-I-knowabout-it' attitude to a change in their
behavior."
She believes students simply may be unwilling to listen to
"parental figures" like older college
health officials. "Students listen to
their peers more than folks who look
like their parents," Winship said.
Georgia now has a peer
counseling program in which students actually spread the word about
AIDS, Winship reported. .
Virtually every campus in
the U.S., of course, now has some
kind of AIDS program.
Some-the universities of
Colorado-Colorado Springs, Iowa
and Texas at El Paso, as well as
Michigan State, Southwest Missouri
State, Indiana and Plattsburgh State
College in New York among themhave supplemented education programs by installing condom machines in dormitories and student
unions, or by distributiong condoms
for free. Critics say condom distribution promotes sexual promiscuity.
"Students are not mature,"
Winship said. "They don't plan
ahead." Condom machines, especially in dormitories, "lets them have
better access later in the thinking
process," just before they have sex,
she said. "It's controversial, but it's
realistic."

•

Kristallnacht tradgedy reca
by Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Editor
Members of the Wilkes College community participated in Kristallnacht ("The Night of Broken
Glass") memorial services Wednesday, Novem- ber 9, honoring the
victims of the horrible attack against
those of the Jewish faith staged by the
Nazis 50 years ago that night Tht
theme for the evening's memorial
was "Not here, not tonight, never
again" and was held at Temple Israel,
South River Street. Rabbi James R.
Michaels officiated.
"It was a really very beautiful
remembrance of an intolerable
event," said Jane Lampe-Groh, dean
of Student Affairs and one of those in

attendance. It was also a "good given, one from
showing of interfaith in action."
community who
After the service at Temple 14 years old at th
Israel concluded, those attending the son of an ey
"walked in silence" to Public Square,
Ventosai
"contem- plating what they had come a good service in
together for," said Tony Vento, remember" the
Collegiate Interfaith liason at Wilkes tallnacht and the H
College.
The walkers carried eluded. It was "not ·
candles which, according to Jewish tragedy," and we all
tradition, are light- ed in memory of ber, he said.
those who have died.
The memorial
The Kadish, a " beautiful, coordinated by an ·
moving prayer" for the dead in Jew- consisting of Jewish,
ish tradition was sung in English and Protestant clergy and
Hebrew, Vento said. It was "very bers of congregatim1
moving," he said.
gogues. The Wilkes
Two eyewitness testimonies aware of the
of the Kristallnacht tragedy were through Vento'seff(lfl.

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they are based on a waiting list, first
come, first serve basis, with guaranteed prices set when the deposit is
booked. Trip cancellation insurance
cursions.
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beheldonSaturday,November19in
the Center for the Performing Arts.
The proposed Speech Pathology Club presented its first constitutional reading for S.G. approval last
Wednesday. (Any new constitution
must be heard twice.) The reasons
for forming the club stem from the
new major established here at
Wilkes.
The club plans to promote
knowledge in the field, organize related social and academic activities,
and promote scholarship among
interested students. Although the
club submitted a constitution it will
have to be revised according to new
S.G. guidelines. The Club hoped to
be officially recognized at this
week's meeting on Nov. 16.
A presentation of the new
Gym was given to S.G. members
during last week's meeting. It was an
overview of all the floor plans with
their planned use.
Following
discussions
stemmed from one of the finalists for

the soda money: donating it towards
finishing a room in the gym. One of
the members reminded the others
that the decision would be based on
how the money could benefit the
students best, not only on what
needed to be done in the gym. It was
then decided that someone would be
contacted to answer at a future meeting just how that could be done.
The Special Olympics Committee of the Wilkes-Barre area contactedthe director of Student Affairs
Amy Wiedemer, requesting any help
available in helping adults skate any
Wednesday at the Ice-A-Rama at
Coal Street Park from 1 to 2:30 p.m.
during November and December.
Please contact Amy e)C.t 4108 if you
are able to help in any way.
S.G. members were also reminded of their pledged support to
work the Channel 44 telethon on
December 12, 1988 from 12 to4 p.m.
Freshman election winners
were announced at the meeting:
President, Gary LaPointe; VicePresident, Sandro Rotella; Treasurer, Bob Hawkins; Secretary,
Laura Rozycki; Representatives,
EdwardJanison, Andy Feinberg, and
Donna-Sue James.
At the Wenesday, November 16
meeting, it was decided that a

Freshman Class meeting
will be held on the Tuesday before break, November 22, In room 209 SLC
at 11 a.m. Appointments
for this semester's vacancies will be discussed,
and possibly decided, at
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Wednesday, November 9
(Wilkes-Barre)-The victims of Kristallnacht,
"The Night of Broken Glass" that took place 50
years ago on this day, were honored at a service
held at Temple Israel, ,South River Street.
Kristallnacht, as it became known to the world,
was a planned attack against members of the Jewish
faith. It was a culmination of five years of civil
rights crackdowns and a preclude to the holocaust
that almost accomplished genocide.
The infamous events took place mainly in
Germany and Austria.

Friday, November 11
(Indiana, P A)-The first dual-chambered nuclear
powered pacemaker was implemented in a
47-year-old New Jersey man.
The pacemaker is powered by plutonium and has
a life expectancy of 20 to 40 years.
Battery-powered pacemakers must be replaced every
six to eight years.
Single-chambered nuclear pacemakers already
exist, but they last only 16 years. In addition to its
life expectancy, the dual chambered model more
naturally simulates the heart's rhythm.
The dual-chambered pacemaker is made by an
Indiana, Pennsylvania comapany.

Sunday, November 13
(Waxachie, TX)-A "super-collider," a 4.4 billion
dollar atom smasher, will be a focal point at the
planned science research center in Waxachie, Texas.
The collider will be ~hie to smash beams of
protons into each other at a collision speed of 40
trillion electron volts, 20 times greater than is now
possible. This will simulate the "Big Bang," a
theory of how our universe was created.
Scientists want to study the particles created by
these collisions either to prove or disprove the "Big
Bang" theory.

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(lsrael)-Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO)
leaders have accepted a resolution passed by the
United Nations Security Council in _1967 that
implicitly recognizes Israel's right to existance.
They have also accepted Resolution 338, which was
passed by the UN Security Council as well many
years ago.
Members of the Palestine National
Council, the PLO's so-called parliament, almost
definitely will accept the resolution.
They will be making a statement to that effect,
said Ahmed Abdul-Rahman, PLO spokesman.
Acceptance of Resolution 242, passed in 1967,
and Resolution 338, passed in 1973, is one of the
conditions the PLO must meet to be officially
recognized by the United States.

�November 17, 1988

PAGE SIX

Dream Girl raves in reality
by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor
Dream Girl is not an illusion.
It is a marvelous play and
romantic fantasy, directed by Dr.
Martha LoMonaco, that was
brought in-to the real world in
1945 by playwright Elmer Rice.
This past weekend it was a
vision of ingenuity, elegance,
and hilarity as it graced the stage
of the Center for the Performing
Arts at Wilkes College.
Dream Girl is imaginative. It
follows the romantic events of a
young woman whose thoughts
wander aimlessly at times in a variety of daydreams.
At first, her feelings of
passion are directed towards her
brother-in-law, Jim Lucas, and
surface in some of her voluptuous visions.
She then meets
Clark Redfield, a book reviewer.
He shreds apart the book she
has written with harsh criticism,
and Georgina, the "Dream Girl,"
fantasizes what it would be like
to put his life to an end. One
more man enters the dream realm
of Georgina: George Hand. He
too is a bookman, and he wants
to travel to Mexico with the
play's heroine. Once again she
invisions what this would be
like and turns down the offer.
The play comes full circle
and arrives at a somewhat surprising finale. In the end it is harsh
criticism that captures the Dream
Girl's heart. She no longer conjures up visions of murder against Clark, only visions of

love. The two then elope and
live happily ever after?
Director Martha LoMonaco
wanted to grasp the elegant style
of the 1930's and 40's in this
Wilkes and King's College interpretation of Dream Girl.
The
style was seized with -a style all
its own. You actually felt like
this
was
the
time
period
of actors Spencer Tracy and
Katherine Hepburn; or even musicians Duke Ellington and Glen
Miller. This was exactly what
LoMonaco hoped to accomplish.
This interpretation took place in
the 1980's, but it had the atmosphere of the 1940's.
In 1945 the show served as
escapism for audiences who were
run down from the Depression
era and World War II. This was a
time period when many people
fantasized about the finer things
in life, much to the likes of
Georgina all throughout Dream
Girl.
Maureen O' Hara is the
Dream Girl, and her performance
stands sturdy.
She has clearly
established herself as one of
Wilkes'
top performers.
All
throughout the play she exhibits poise and gentle gestures that
relate to the elegant time frame
she is fixed in.
If there ever was a show
stealer,
Rob Johansen must
have stolen this role from all
predecessors.
He portrays the
part of Clark Redfield. Georgina's final love stop, with comedy and character.
It is in the beginning of

Dream Girl where Johansen first
steps upon the stage portraying
the cocky critic, and it is here
where his comical talents take
center stage. After he deeply offends Georgina, he is the centerpiece of her dream table of nightmares.
There is a furious
thunderstorm raging as Redfield
(Johansen) sits poised at his
typewriter cackling at Georgina's
novel.
"Dangling participle!"
he
exclaims with joy.
He screams a variety of insults towards the book, and at
the same time he pulls the tail of
a black cat.
'Tm drunk and I'm happy!"
he yells, and coincidentally ad
libs as well.
Much of his speech in this
sequence is ad libbed as I later
learned from Michele Broton,
who gave short but sweet
portrayals of a bookshop woman
and a theatre manager.
Johansen later appeared in
another comical scene that displayed other talents of this play
as well. In one sequence, Georgina is in Mexico with George
Hand, played with dignity by a
distinguished William
Barber.
There is a Mexican dancing band
that waddles with hilarious hipswings across the stage.
Don
Semyon and Nick Rumen are
present with Johansen during
this frolicking fiesta.
Christine
Brunnock
and
Christopher Collins give comical performances as Georgina's
parents.
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of
Georgina's
brother-in-law.
Claire Blakely, the bookshop
worker, is cleverly conducted by
Sarah Turnbull, and Antoinette
Wingert turned in a credible
performance as Georgina's sister.
The production staff was a
key ingredient to the sucess of
Dream Girl. Designer and technical director Karl G. Ruling
brought the three rolling stages
to life. These rolling stages allowed for the audience to see two
events going on at one time.
Whether it be a phone call or a
dream, the mechanized modules
would move the talent into their
respective places.
Mara was the designer of the
40's style costumes.
The variety of cloth and material was woven neatly into the play to add a
real sense of atmosphere.
Lighting was an essential
part of Dream Girl. Its main purpose was to distinguish or make
the transaction from dream to
reality or visa versa. The lights
would go down to a pitch black,
and then rise again with characters poised in either reality or
dream. Master electrician Christopher J. Brush and his assistant
David Armitage were responsible
for dawning the light.
Other key people included
Stage Manager Bob Wachowski,
Sound Coordinator Jason Delcampe, Running Crew Manager
Rebbeca Haywood, and countless
others.
Dream Girl dances along in
visions and dreams.
It wakes
you up to yet another stirring
play by the Wilkes-King's college tandem. If you didn't see
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· Beacon Feature Writer

L1JUE AND KISSES, ORN
If you have missed the red
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envisionment
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deciding the winners of the priNANCY MYKULYN
zes which are $250 for first place
and $150 for second place. Ken
Merek, program director at KRZ. FM will be a judge as will Dr.
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In many cases, the student
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courses (for example, Chemistry 115
and 116) to partially satisfy a requirement.
Waldner said that upperclass!Jlen will have the option of selecting
the core curriculum they wish to satisfy. They may not, however, choose
part of one and part of another. They
can take the special Core Studies
classes as electives.
Waldner said that the faculty
adopted the new curriculum "in principle" a year ago, and that it has taken
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Afterimage
was established
in 1985.
Lead singer Stacey
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a
sophomore
psychology major at Wilkes.
Lead Guitar player Tom Flomlein
is a sophomore broadcasting
major at LCCC. Kevin Kishel,
the bass player, is a junior
medical tech. major at Wilkes.
Chuck Macaluso is a student at
LCCC and will be a junior
' education major at Wilkes in the
spring. They are a Top 40 Rock
Band.

Say on Sombel combines
the power and drive of rock with
the subtle textures of jazz to
produce a unique form of music-Art-Rock Fusion.
This Wilkes
College quartet originally began
back in 1986 as a trio with
Jeffrey Eline (a senior from
Baltimore, MD) on guitar, Ed
Buonocore
(a
senior
from
Hillsboro, NJ) on bass, and
Andrew Morrell (a senior from
Kingston, PA) on drums. Their
diversity in taste drove them to
compose original music, which
is at the core of their present
repertoire. Keyboardist Jim Dee
(a sophomore from St. Louis,
MO) stepped in during the fall of
'88, opening up a wider spectrum
of
musical
colors
and
possibilities.
Their
music
displays a vast background from
jazz to classical to rock. Their
appearance at the Battle of the
Bands
marks
their
debut
performance.

Ghitus, pronounced Gee-Dis, has
been together for about one month.
John Pompeo, from Malvern, PA,
plays the guitar, bass, and harmonica.
Eric Gratson, from North Arlington,
NJ, plays lead guitar. Bob Sprau from
Wilkes-Barre plays the drums, and Stan
Giza, also from Wilkes-Barre, does
vocals and percussion. The band's
major influences are Led Zeppelin, Pink
Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, and blues and
fusion.

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drummer Mike Jor
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Cheez Fumunda consists of Kevim McGinn, Carmen Renda, Jim
Manna and Zap. Kev plays the Charvel model III guitar. His influences
are Eric Clapton and the contaminated water at his jersey Shore home.
Carmen, from Flemington, NJ, is known for "the hottest guitar grundge
this side of the Water Gap." Zap, the bassman, is the hyper member of
Cheeze Fumunda. He credits this to this to a diet of cheap beer and string
cheese. Jim, the drummer, is the source of Cheeze's driving beat. The
Treskow res~dent has been known to assault his set with a baseball bat.

The Blue Light Special is a
band that originated in Tihslub,
West Germany, in the early 40's
as the first bongo quartet.
Stricken with leprosy, 3 of the 4
members died, leaving the band's
founder,
Achmel
Blues.
Achmel then migrated to
America where he formed a new
band featuring himself and 12
topless female accordian players.
After several world tours and
starring in many feature films
such as "Achmel meets Godzilla"
and "I Left my Heart in Tihslub,"
the band founded Achmel House,
where all its cult followers
(Achmelites)
would
reside.

Kevin Martin, keyboard player John Mondlak, and
emerged as one of the most prominent original bands
, and melancholy vocals blend to create a unique

NU1Z is a five-member band formed in June 1988. Mike Brogan is
the lead vocalist. Chas Banellis plays the lead guitar and sings backing
vocals. Anthony "Limo" Limongelli plays the bass guitar and also sings
backup vocals. Greg Nicholson is the drummer, and Joe Murray plays lead
guitar. The band had its first big break on October 30, when it won the
gold at a Battle of the Bands at Sea-Sea's in Moosic.

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Objects in the Mirror consists of Atom King on keyboard and vocals, Paul Schiller guitar, and Eric Nelson on
bass. These students met at Wilkes and have been playing together for four months. All their material is original.

�November 17, 1988

PAGETEN

Good night, Dream Girl
Well, the show is over ancf
now maybe our lives will return
to normal. Last week was a lot
of work, three dress rehearsals
and three run-throughs. But we
did it. And we had a lot of fun,
too. For those of you who saw
our play Dream Girl, I hope you
also had a little fun.
But the best show, by far,
was going on back stage.
I
don't mean those little pecadellos and romancettes
that
spring up during any show, but
the actual moving of scenery,
setting up sets, pulling the long,
ropes to "fly" a piece of business onto the set. That is where
the real work is, ~nd I'd like to
give a big hand to all the guys
and dolls who dressed in black
back stage to lift and schlepp,
and basically to make us look
good out there.
From the wings, the stage is
like a golden world, a small circle of light in the middle of a
vast sea of darkness; props, tables, people, costume racks, and
actors waiting to go on. We see
the action from the side view and
imagine how just beyond the actors on stage sits a sea of faces
in the darkened house, laughing,
coughing, and hopefully enjoying.
What you see is only a slice
of what is really going on. We
have practiced for weeks, going
over the same scenes and the
same lines again and again, and
then doing our best to make the
scene look spontaneous.
What
appears to you as an easy stroll

and a few lines tossed off the top
of the head has been rehearsed
right down to the exact way to
light a cigarette.
Actors wait in the wings for
a good five minutes before an entrance, going over their lines in
their head, feeling their palms
sweat with anticipation and just
plain nerves. And then "boom,"
you're out there in that golden
world, swimming through a kind
of time warp, a frozen moment
when you must recall every line,
every movement, every nuance
of character. You hear laughter
from the audience in the darkness
and you play it, pause for it,
milk it if necessary. It is new to
you and you cannot know when
to expect it
Audiences, for some reason
unknown to all actors, laugh in
different places on different evenings. One night the whole audience goes wild for one line and
not the other. The next night, ·
it's the , other line and not the
first. You can't stand there like
you were expecting it. Playing
the audience is where the real talent of the actor comes through.
Which brings me to my
point. Actor Rob Johansen is a
joy to behold.
His timing is
flawless, his responses are correct and his uncanny ability to
know, even as it is happening,
how he looks and what he is
getting out of his audience.
I
have watched him work before
and it is always with a sense of
marvel. Add to that that he is
probably one of the nicest peop-

Cilassiifiedls
Matt-Chew,
I'd give you the shirt off my back, but you can't
have my leather jacket. Happy Birthday!
Love,
DSJ

le in the world and you've got
quite a package. For all of us
who had a chance to work with
him on Dream, Girl, it was an
experience of being in the presence of great talent.
Maureen O'Hara did what, to
me, seemed the impossible. She
appeared in every scene, had
over a hundred pages of dialogue

round of applause for designing
and building those wonderful
sets. At first he worked alone as
none of us seemed to be willing
to take the time to give him a
hand. We were all so busy with
our own thoughts, memorizing
lines, hurrying home to get our
papers done in time, etc. But finally in the last week and a half

to memorize, costume changes,
mood changes, dream sequences.
She is a trouper of the first
order, a budding actress with
enormous charm, and once again
one of the nicest people in the
world. True talent seems to need
no ego trip. It is contained in
some personal, internal well.
Working with Rob and Maureen
on this show was an experience
none of us will soon forget.
Dr. Martha LoMonaco did a
splendid job in staging this play
with precision and humor.
It
was always a source of pleasure
for us to hear her marvelous big
laugh somewhere out there in the
darkness and to know we were
making her happy. This was her
first play at Wilkes, and I personally look forward to the future plays she will present.
Karl Ruling deserves a big

we all started pitching in, kids
from his tech. class and others
from Dr. LoMonaco's acting classes began to appear and give a
hand so that we managed to get
everything painted, hung, built,
and dressed up just in the nick of
time.
Bob Wachowski did an excellent job as Stage Manager, running the whole show from his
back stage position, the script
with every light cue carefully
written in the margins, calling
each change, each cue, each roll
of a platform and drop of a curtain on time. This is a very difficult job, and one that is unseen
by an audience. Yet, it is the
most necessary job of all if the
play is going to run correctly.
Bob, as usual, did a very professional job.
The rest of us were fine. We

did our job. We got our
and had a ball. We strutted
fretted our hour upon the
some of us, like
Wingert and Sara Tum
their first time in a play.
much as I whimpered and
about never wanting to do
er play (I'm too busy!) I
delighted to have had this
ence again, to work with
happy bunch of troupers.
For any of you who
try a new and exciting
ence, I'm telling you, the
time you see an open
auditions, do yourself a
and try out You may ·
lucky. And then it will be
baby, and not me who is
ing there in the wings 6
nutes before your entrm
that "golden world" widl
palms sweating and your
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No I am not. The selection
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Ed Generose
(Freshman)
The selections are poor.
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more often. They aren't too concerned with health because the
food is greasy. The searving
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You need TLC in preparing food.

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The mythology of Egypt
Our earliest source of Egyptian mythology is the "pyrimid
texts" or hieroglyphics.
lbey
tell us about the Great Ennead,
the family of nine gods--Atum,
Shu and Tefnut, Geb and Nut,
Osiris,
Isis,
Nephthys,
and
Horus.
Atum was the source of all
gods and all living things; he
was associated with -the setting
sun.
Shu and Tefnut were brother
and sister, born from the god Re;
Shu was the god of air, and
Tefnut was the god of dew. They
married and produced Geb and
Nut, the god of earth and the
goddess of the heavens respeclively.
Re would not allow Geb and
Nut to marry and ordered them to
be separated, thus a separation of
heaven from earth. They married
in spite of this and produced
several children, among them
were Osiris, Isis, and Set, three
of the most important deities in
Egyptian mythology and the
three main characters in the
Osiris myth--one of the most important myths in all of mythology.
The Osiris myth has many

versions but the most common
and most accepted is as follows:
Osiris, now a pharaoh, marries
Isis. Set (or Seth) becomes jealous of Osiris, kills him, chops

up his body, puts it in a box,
and sets it afloat down the Nile.
Isis cannot accept her husband's
. death and, along with her sister
Nephthys, searches for him.
They find him and restore his
body to life.
Osiris' death is avenged by
his son, Horus, who looses an
eye in his fight with Set.
·
Well, what do we have here?
The forces of Osiris and Isis,
symbolizing the forces of vegetation and fertility, have triumphed over the evil Set, · or the
evilness of the hot, dry desert
where the Nile does not flow,
hence, no life. More imporantly
Osiris has escaped and cheated

death. He becomes the god of
resurrection, or the god of the
netherworld, and judge of the
dead.
Isis becomes the divine
symbol of a loyal wife. Set be-

comes the god of violence. The
Egyptians believed that if Osiris
can escape death, then so could
they.
This was one of their most
important philosophies--that of
immortality. It was one of the
most important, common, and unifying forces of the Egyptian
people.
One other unifying force is
the Sacred Eye--the eye of Horus-which will guide you on your
road to rebirth. This symbol is
analogous to the Christian cross-the one important symbol which,
if analyzed and understood, will
bring an understanding of the
underlying concepts of the Egyp-

tian religion, namely an understanding of the "ideal person."
The ideal person was. made up
of parts. If all the parts were
there, then he was complete, or
ideal. 11le Sacred Eye was complete. And the only thing that
was complete, god or human, was
the pharaoh, for the gods did not
possess a human body, and the
other humans did not possess
divine powers.
The people, by obeying the
pharaoh, were obeying, satisfying, and approaching the ideal.
That was their part to play on
earth; it was understood. The
Egyptians were also concerned
with transformation or change.
The change was from human to
god, which would take place in
the tombs, or pyramids. Another
change was from god to man,
which would take place in the
temples.
Before the tombs and temples, these universal truths were
exemplified in the form of ritual,
symbol, names, and/or images.
There was a reshaping of Egyptian mythology, or a unification
or synthesizing of the many
gods and goddesses of the many
territories.

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the social sttucture--if
change in climate,
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Second
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Sandberg, Chicago Cubs
Third
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Boggs,
Boston Red Sox
Shortstop--Alan
Trammell,
Detroit Tigers
Catcher--Benilo
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San Diego Padres
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Oakland A's;
Kirby Puckett,
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Minnesota
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and 20.4 minutes per game. He
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1988 season, and topping the
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Beacon's assistant sports editor, holding a slight two-game
lead over Lee Morrell, the edilor-in-chief. Morrell has made
catching Clark his life's goal, vowing, "I want his hide!"
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against his beloved Eagles this week, saying, "I have to bet
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Lora Rinehimer: like mother, like daughte

It's not often that a coach gets the opportunity to coach big thing was that the players seemed to go from sport to
the son or daughter of a former player, but this is the case sport. The women who played field hockey usually played
with volleyball coach Doris Saracino. In 1962, she coached basketball."
the former Patty Smereski in basketball, and in 1988 Lora
Saracino commented that it is not like that today because
Rinehimer played for Saracino on the volleyball team. If you
haven't already guessed, 111 let you in on something: Lora is
Patty's daughter.
"I still remember Patty playing basketball," said
Saracino. "She was very active, a real aggressive player. I
can visualize her playing."
Coach Saracino said it was a lot different back then
concerning women's athletics.
"The kids just went out there and played their hearts out,"
she said. "Because of a smaller schedule we never had to
really worry. There was no real conference either. And the

Coach Doris Sarac.ino, Lora Rinehimer, and Mrs. Patty
Rinehimer.
Photo by Bruce Alexis

Beacon Sports Writer
Three
years
ago,
Bart
Bellairs sat in his car in the
University of Maryland parking
lot. It was 6 a.m. and he had
just driven all night in hopes of
fulfilling a dream.
Bellairs, who was then the
men's basketball coach at Wilkes
College, had heard of an opening
on the Maryland coaching staff.
"I've always been a confident person," says Bellairs,
although he says it modestly.
"Growing up in Kentucky, it was
always a dream pf mine to coach
either there or with Lefty
Driesell."
Why Lefty?
"I like to think of myself as
a fired up person," Bellairs says,
"and Coach Driesell is a fired up
person. You know, I would see
him walking up and down the
sidelines on a game on telev1s1on. And his teams win a
lot. He just caught your eye."
Bellairs' in particular.
A
32-year-old
Knoxville
native, Bellairs first met Driesell
while working at Lefty's summer
camp. It was that association-and an irrepressible self-confidence--which
had
Bellairs
sitting in his car that morning.
Finally,- a:t 1 · p:m.; he-spotce

******
I'd like to take the opportunity to apologi1.e
basketball player Jeff Gregory for leaving his
week's preview. I'm really sorry, Jeff.

******

Let me take you back to a fall sport for a
The Lady Colonels' field hockey team was in a
after losing seven of last year's starters to grad
Freshmen goalies Donna Cressman and Gail
over the net duties, allowing Sue Barr to return
The two goalies amassed 243 combined saves.
Kelly Wandel led the team scoring with
one assist. Barr had two goals for the team
of recruiting. Then, you didn't have to recruit as much Sophomores Martina Petrosky and Jennifer Hubel
because there wasn't the competiton from other schools for one goal. Petrosky picked up two assists for the
players.
Alisa Geller and Jennifer Gluc both recorde.d
"In the beginning, Lora wasn't as aggressive as her the Lady Colonels.
mother was," Saracino said. "By the end of her college career,
Lora was playing very well. Lora turned out to be an
******
excellent player, 100% committed. She didn't give in at all
Athletic Director John Reese has stated
this year."
Marts
Center will be completed in time for the
Lora broke the season assist record that had formerly been
January 5-7, 1989.
held by Theresa Ayers (184). It is now 197.
Lora played at the setter position this year but that was
not her original playing spot. Originally, Rinehimer was a
*******
hitter, but this year she turned setter because of the team's
Good Luck to the winter athletic teams
need to replace Theresa Ayers who graduated.
seasons this weekend.
"The fact she did not play there her entire time at Wilkes
The men's basketball team will be trave ·
is the reason she didn't break the career record," said Saracino.
State for a tournament. The Lady Colonels are
Lora was also the trainer for the volleyball team this Doylestown to take on Deleware Valley. The
year.
will be competing in the Shippensburg tourney.
"This had its advantages and disadvantages," Saracino
Both basketball teams will be in com ·
said. "I was concerned with her getting a proper warmup Lycoming on Tueday, November 22, at Wyo ·
before games."
The women's game starts at 6:00 p.m. and the
This unique situation of daughter following mother as a scheduled for 8:00 p.m.

Lefty's right hand man
by Dave Kaszuba

Wilkes athlete is another one of the neat twists in

by Lee Morrell

Beacon Editor
I thought I had everyone stumped this week. Basketball
generally the hardest questions to answer. I was p ·
Basketball questions are very hard to answer, but Sports
Director and Cross Country Coach Tom McGuire proved
worth doing -- in this case, winning $5.00 -- is worth doing
McGuire, so he could win, called the Denver Nu
answer to the question about the Nuggets scoring duo who
the '82-'83 scoring race. They told him it was Alex En
Vandeweghe. He then called the NBA and consulted an eoc
the answer to the stumper that asks what two teams eacha
NBA final series in the '70s. The answer was the New Y(d
the Washington Bullets.
On to the news of the sports week. In college f
Panthers, led by future Reisman winner and frosh sensatim,
Curvin Richards, beat cross-state rival Penn State to ensure
like a "sure bowl bid" for the Panthers and a losing
Notre-Dame) for the Lions. . . About that "sure bowl
. announced today, the Panthers were not-offered their in ·
Bowl to face Alabama. The committee chose Army instead
In pro football, the Rams got the best of the "Dickerson
Halloween. The · Bills got linebacker Cornelius Bennett and
choices, the Colts got Dickerson and lost a few years
choices to L.A. as well as Seattle for All-Pro, Fredd Young(•
unsigned Bennett). The Rams got rid of a malcontent and ·
in Charles White and Greg Bell (a Buffalo castaway) as wdl
harvest of number one picks.
Time for some college football trivia.

with Lefty.
They've worked gets done," he says, "especially
together ever since, at Maryland, with Coach Driesell."
and now at James Madison
While the Division I ranks
University, where Bellairs serves may
have
spoiled countless
as an assistant coach.
others, Bellairs goes out of his
"I guess it was perseverence way to credit Wilkes for his
and God's will," says Bellairs, in current success.
"My time at
explaining how he landed his Wilkes prepared me and helped
job.
"I like to think that -my me to get organized as a coach,"
faith has something to do with
he explains.
"When you're a
it."
head coach you make decisions
But going from a Division and the ultimate responsibility is
III program like Wilkes to the yours. That kind of experience
big-time, Division I, was quite a teaches you a lot about coachjump for Bellairs. "There's defi- ing.
nitely a large adjustment," he
"Coach Reese was very
says. "After we turned it around patient with me too. He would
at Wilkes [Bellairs led the call me into his office and we
Colonels to a 14-11 record in would talk about things. I like
1984-85 after a 7-16 season a to think he settled me down
year earlier] I was convinced that some.
I want to stress how
I could be a Division I coach. thankful I am for the opportunity
Then, when I got to Maryland, I I got at Wilkes and for Coach
saw all the integral parts of the Reese, who believed in me."
program.
And working with
Bellairs speaks graciously-Coach Driesell, well, he's a in carefully measured tones
workaholic."
which add an undeniable crediBellairs continued, "It's a bility to his words. His thanks
Question # 1- Who is the NCAA career leader for coachq
lot more time-consuming than I are sincere, as are his hopes for
thought it would be. We practice the future.
at six in the morning and I don't
"Sometimes, I think I'd like
Question #2- What bowl game was first played on Jan
get out until eight at night
to stay at this level and become with Tulane beating Temple 20-14?
and that's on a good day."
a head coach," he says, "but
If anything, though, it's mainly, I'd like to do as much as
Remember, you can win more than once, but not in a
that time investment which is I can for other people. I want m have the answers get them to us immediately. We are located
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worth blames lack of dedication for losses
most frustrating season I've ever had as a coach."
lite it is. Bill Unsworth knows no other way.
Is limped to a 2-8 log in 1988, and their
die rutted road weren't endearing to their general.
of guys had been with us through some pretty
they really didn't know how to react to some of
• he said. "Maybe they just weren't mentally
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Ibey became a little complacent," said Unsworth.
have had the attitude that We're Wilkes College.
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you look at the past two seasons when we went

Susquehanna) and played well for us. The time he missed
really hurt him, though," he said.
A lack of pressure on the quarterback and a decrease in
takeaways were telling features of the defense's woes.
"Another one of our problems was that we had only 16
sacks this season after 44 last season," said Unsworth. "Also,
our interceptions were down from 18 to 15."
The Colonel offense averaged 297 .8 yards per game, but
could only put a mean of 17 points on the board.
Senior quarterback Sean Meagley suffered through a
subpar season, throwing 22 interceptions and just ten
touchdowns. His completion percentage was a low 39.7.
"I thought he could've done better," said Unsworth. "I
believe he had a confidence problem. Against Cortland State,
he had nine catchable balls dropped on him. There was a lot

we played a lot of close ballgames. What our
out this year is that other teams weren't going
IDI die."
also questioned the dedication of his charges.
dunk the players worked as hard as they could've
• he said. "Some reported to training camp out
ad I don't think they took the time to do all the
dial would've made them better players. I think
ta1 factor in the disappointment of the season."
ls began the campaign with a 37-0 whitewash
d Sate, but rebounded with a 41-7 win over
Ralston Field. When did Unsworth know it would
of defensive pressure on him, and he missed some reads.
"A quarterback is dependent on so many things: the
offensive line, his receivers, field position. Sometimes all of
those things weren't there for Sean this year." Meagley's
stature (6'0") may have contributed to his interception total, as
many were the results of tipped throws at the line of
scrimmage.
Meagley's main target was Craig Stevens, a junior wide
receiver , who made 42 grabs for 696 yards and 5 touchdowns.
Stevens emerged as the Colonels' only real deep threat and set
the Wilkes single-game receiving yardage record of 230 on
eight receptions in a 52-35 loss to Susquehanna.
llxJut the big plays?
"Craig had a real good year," said Unsworth. "He came
you play a lot of young kids, you're going to
into
his
own. We just didn't get the ball to him as much as
plays," he said. "They're going to play well for
we
should
have. What he has to work on to improve is
plays, then they're going to make mistakes. It's
catching
the
ball and bettering his speed."
aperience."
Senior
receivers Jim Farrell and P.J. Sollazzo were
's view, not one facet of the defense earned
victims of the "dropped ball syndrome," according to
of our defense played consistently," he said. Unsworth. Sophomore Chris Gosk saw plenty of action at
lncbackers, and secondary all contributed to the wideout
Three Colonel running backs gained over 300 yards
es, a preseason All-America choice at . Gunior Dean Ambosie, 352; junior Courtney McFarlane,
q suspended on two separate occasions for 336; sophomore Joe Bednarski, 312), and all return next year.
asons for a total of three games. After leading
Bednarski's total came in six games because he was
lliles (l05) in 1987, Daches didn't finish in the forced to miss the last four after suffering his second
year. His actions, both on and off the field, concussion of the season. He posted a gaudy 7.8 yards per
mil.
carry and Unsworth sees him as a coming star.
led him to be dominant this season," said
"Joe's a great player," he said. "It's a shame that he got
'and he wasn't. Anytime that happens, you're hurt, because he was just starting to understand the passing
,
game.
"Runners have to have blocks, and ours really didn't have
linebacker Steve McKaig led the club with 75 them this year. Injuries also hit them. Besides Joe's, Dean
(31 solo, 44 assists); while strong safety Mike hurt his hamstring in training camp, and Courtney had a few
ascnioc, led in solos with 45. Daches led in sacks injuries."
lellior free safety Mark Habeeb intercepted six
One player who did impress Unsworth was junior
tied him with assistant coach Bob Wall for the running back Bill George, who rushed for 53 yards and caught
li17.
11 passes for 148 yards.
"Bill really came on as the season progressed,"
Craig Grochowski finished fourth with 59
Unsworth said. "He was playing his best ball at the end of
l'beuro Unsworth's appetite.
came back from his neck injury (against the season."
we were beaten 44-6 by Moravian (in the fourth
blew it was going to be pretty tough," he said.
ydominated us."
· ly, the Colonels yielded a school-record 384
'ng big plays consistently in every contest.
atheory as to why.
was hit by injuries," he explained. "Fifteen
games, and 12 of them were starters. When a
be not only misses games, but he also misses
,actice time and drillwork. That stunts

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The offensive line, which returned six of its top guns
from a highly successful 1987 unit, performed poorly all
season. Why?
"One of the reasons may have been that they weren't
pushed by competition in practice," said Unsworth. "A few
guys who might have provided some challenges didn't come
out for the team because of injuries or academics.
"I think Jim Byrne (a senior guard) had a real good year,
but sometimes he tries to do things for other people.
"We couldn't really throw any freshmen into the fire
because the offensive line is an area that requires maturity. If
you look around the country, you won't.see many freshmen
starting on the offensive line."
The special teams delivered on a regular basis, with
freshman kicker Mike Dungen tying the Wilkes single-season
record of six field goals (in 12 attempts) and punter Phil Voss,
a freshman, booting 58 times for a 33.9 yard average. Their
efforts elicited praise from Unsworth.
"Mike's an excellent kicker," he said. "He's one of the
hardest working kickers I've ever been around. What he has to
do is hit the weights and become physically stronger.
"Phil kicked better as the season progressed. Sometimes
he's too worried about the rush instead of getting the punt off.
He made some freshman mistakes, but the experience he got
should cure that."
Farrell set a Wilkes single-season record for kickoff
return yardage with 486 on 27 tries.
Freshman Jim Rittinger saw extensive playing time at
comerback and as a punt returner. He returned a kick for a
60-yard touchdown against Juniata, a flash of the brilliance
that has Unsworth lauding his accomplishments.
"There was a great debate among the coaches about
whether to play him as a receiver or as a comerback," he said.
"We decided to play him on defense because that's where he
would see action quicker. Jim can be as good as he wants to
be."
Are there any other young players Unsworth is counting
on for next season?
"George Ignaszak, Aubin Sevrin, Phil Condron, Tony
Giardina and Darin Heilman all played well," he said. "We
have many young guys who are going to be great players.
"I think the JV games really prepared some guys for
varsity action. There's no way a high school player can
understand what playing Division Ill college football is like.
"The MAC is a tough league. Six teams on our schedule
were ranked in the top twenty, and three made the Division Ill
playoffs, two (Widener and Moravian) from our conference.
We definitely didn't play a soft schedule."
Ah, the firing line. . .could the coaches have done
anything differently?
"We wouldn't have changed anything 'X and O' wise,"
said Unsworth. "The problem was lack of execution by the
players. Our staff will sit down in the offseason and discuss
whether or not we could've done anything differently on the
mental or motivational level."
Did Unsworth realistically expect a losing season of a
2-8 magnitude?
"We tho~ght it might be tough," he said, "but we didn't
think it would be that bad."
What are his unclouded expectations for 1989?
"I forsee a good year. I want the guys to put the work in
over the offseason. Our new weight program is great, and
we'll finally have a facility (the Marts Center) in which to
enact it
"Most of all, I want our guys to come back hungry."
And on winning teams, that appetite for victories is
insatiable.

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Colonels bow in season finale, 47-1
by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor

It's a tough task to escape
reality. Yet, that was what the
Wilkes Colonels did for one
quarter of football in last Saturday's 47-14 loss to Lycoming
at Ralston Field.
The Colonels (2-8, 1-7 in
the MAC) played a talented Warrior squad to a 14-14 first quarter
standstill, matching each exciting play stride for stride.
Then the roof caved in as
the sta.:k reality of the Colonels'
losing season--and the reasons
for it--were extremely evident.
Simply put, Wilkes was physically outmanned.

"Most of the teams we've
played this year have had bigger,
stronger kids," said head coach
Bill Unsworth.
The first quarter was a
firestorm, with each offense trading a couple of touchdown passes.
Lycoming took a 7-0 lead
on a 45-yard pass from quarterback Ed Dougherty to wide
receiver Vic Olear. Eric Weishans added the extra point. The
three-play, 43-yard drive was set
up by a Don Kinney interception
of Wilkes' Pat Brennan, who was
throwing out of a wide receiver's
slot.
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terback Sean Meagley (14-33,
184 yards, two touchdowns) fired
a pass to Craig Stevens (8
catches,
131
yards,
one
touchdown), who broke two tackIes and raced to the endzone for a
45-yard score.
Mike Dungen's
PAT tied the score at 7-7.
Dougherty and Olear hooked
up again with 5:11 left in the
quarter from 25 yards out.
Welshans' kick made it 14-7.
Meagley countered with a
perfectly placed 24-yard scoring
toss to wingback PJ. Sollazzo.
The touchdown capped a threeplay, 61-yard drive.
Dungen
added the conversion to knot the
score at 14-14.
The Colonels displayed a
great degree of emotion, especially on defense. Unsworth,
who's not a proponent of the
"psyche factor," was pleased.
"We played with a lot of
enthusiasm,"
he said.
"We
played like we did the past two
seasons.
"Lycoming is a big rival of
ours. The young kids found out
what it's about today."
Alas, emotion couldn't carry ·
the Colonels, as the Warriors
scored twice in the second quarter
and began to dominate line play.
Running
back
Mike
Koprowski finished an eightplay, 73-yard march with a twoyard touchdown run. Welshans'
kick put the score at 21-14,
Lycoming.
The other score came on a
14-yard jaunt by wide receiver
Mike Holliman.
Welshans
shanked the extra point, but the
five-play,
59-yard
left
the
halftime total at 27-14, Lycoming.
The Warriors dominated the
second half, scoring three touchdowns.
Defensive
lineman
Don
Kinney recovered a Meagley fumble in the end zone, and
Welshans' PAT increased the lead
to 34-14.
The "touchdown connection"
struck again as Dougherty hit
Olear for the third time, this
time from 49 yards out with 4:23
remaining in the third quarter.
Welshans added his fifth extra
point, and the Warriors led, 4114.
Lycoming's final tally came
on a 70-yard run by running
back Troy Erdman (15 carries,

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conversion failed, leaving the
final score at 47-14.
Once again, the Colonels
fared well in the statistical war,
leading in first downs, 13-12, year."
and in passing yardage, 242But a 2-8
195.
Unsworth admitted that he
will miss this year's seniors.
"We've gone 20-20 since
these guys have been here," he
said. "We went from being not
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November 10, 1988

Dukakis Bush-wacked
•
ID presidential election
by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor

and his wife Barbara wave to supporters in a
nlly in Michigan. Bush was elected our country's
in Tuesday's election. He will suceed Ronald Reagan.

try
loss.

n

Vice-President George Bush
was elected the 41 st president of the
United States on Tuesday by a
margin of 426 to 112 electoral votes
over his Democratic couterpart,
Massachusetts Governor Michael
Dukakis.
In the popular vote, Bush won
by a percentage of 54 to 46.
At a rally in Houston, Tuesday
night, Bush voiced a pledge to progress.
"We will move again," he said.
" ... for an America that is strong and
resolute in the world , strong and bighearted at home.
"And when I said I wanted a
kinder and gentler nation, I meant it
and I mean it."
Bush, who pledged to work with
a newly strengthened Democratic
Congress, appealed for the approval
of all Americans.

Wilkes student
s NYC marathon
This was only Mike's second
year running in the Marathon and he
has already shown great improvement. Last year he finished 100th.
, a fonner Wilkes This was also an extraordinary plac~ has accomplished ing, yet he improved.
Mike is a former Wilkes cross
degree anticipated. He
in the New York City country runner, and he went to Naweekend and did ex- tionals during his senior year here.
He graduated with a degree in Mateth in the race rial Engineering in December of
. , faster than the 1987 and is now working in Lexingross the finish line, ton, New Jersey as an engineer.
This is a great accomplishment
Norway. There
Americans who for anyone, and Mike has shown
Mike. The winner of dedication and talent in his years of
was Steve Jones of running. After all the time and effort
finished with the time of he has put forth Mike deserves all this
and more. Congratulations Mike!

"To Lhose who supported me,
I'll try to be worthy of your trust," he
said. "To those who didn't, I will try
to earn it ... My hand is out to you. I
want to be your president, too."
In his concession speech in
Boston, Dukakis called for unity.
"This nation faces major challenges and we must work together,"
he said. "He [Bush] will be our
president, and we'll work with him ."
This was met with a chorus of
"ninety-two, ninety-two!" referring
to a possible run for the money in the
1992 election.
Bush won the key states of
Texas and California, states which
Dukakis had hoped to ~laim in his
upset bid.
Bush won 40 states, compared to
Dukakis' 10 and the District of Columbia.
In Pennsylvania, Bush won by
the slim margin of 51 to 49 percent.
Dukakis had owned a 17 point

lead in the polls after the Democratic
National Convention, but Bush's
campaign strategy of painting
Dukakis as a liberal who is soft on
crime paid off in what was one of the
dirtiet presidential campaigns in history.
_ Bush's choice of Dan Quayle
didn't hurt his chances as greatly as
had been anticipated, as most voters
expressing dislike of Quayle as a
voting qualification in exit polls were
Democrats.
Dukakis ' choice of Lloyd
Bentsen wasn't enough to carry
Texas for his ticket. Many analysts
feel that the choice for Texans was to
decide whether they wanted Bentsen
in the White House or the Capital.
In an ABC News poll , nearly a
third of the voters interviewed cited
abortion as the top issue of the campaign.
Bush will be inaugurated on
January 20, 1989.

R st11te-by-st11te breakdown of the 1988 election.

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Editorial

We must
live with our
decision
It's finally over. The almost year and a half long onslaught
of politics and politicians is over and, for better or for worse, ·
we have a new president. In January, we will inaugurate Vice
President George Bush as the 41st President of the United
States.
We started out with a wealth of candidates--all of whom, if
combined, would make one great president.
On the Republican side we started with Vice President
George Bush, Senator Robert Dole, Governor Pierre "Pete"
DuPont, General Alexander Haig, Congressman Jack Kemp,
and Rev. Pat Robertson, while on the Democrat side we had
Senator Joe Biden, Governor Bruce Babbit, Governor Michael
Dukakis, Congressman Dick Gephardt, Senator Albert Gore,
Senator Gary Hart, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Senator Paul
Simon.
After a year of jockeying for position, the real candidates
stepped forward: Dukakis and Jackson for the Democrats and
Bush all alone for the Republicans. At the conventions we
chose our candidates and they chose their running mates;
Dukakis chose Lloyd Bentsen and Bush chose Dan Quayle.
That's when the race began.
This could possibly go down as one of the dirtiest
mud-slinging campaigns in history. Everyone had bad things
to say about everyone else; it's a wonder we elected anyone at
all.
The real question is, did you, Wilkes College Student, get
out and excercise your right to vote? There are people out there
who say that college kids don't care about the future of their
country. Did you prove them wrong? I hope so, for the sake
of our country. I hope you voted for the best candidate, not for ·
the guy who sounds best or, as I've heard so often, "for the
guy who's gonna win." Elections are about issues, not
appearances. If you voted and feel good about your decision,
good for you!
The election is history now, but we must live with our
decision.

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Thumbs up: Go to Circle K for the hard work and effort
that we~t in.to their 6th consecutive Haunted House (they've
been domg 1t for over twenty years). Not only was it a huge
success with the public but they raised over $2000 for
Geisinger Children's Heart Fund. Way to go Circle K.
Thumbs up: Go to anyone who took an hour out of their
busy schedule on Thursday, November 3 to donate blood. The
gift of life is a needed one. If you couldn't give last Thursday,
the Red Cross is ALWAYS looking for donors. The blood
drive was sponsored by SHAC.
Thumbs down: Go to any student who did not vote on
Tuesday. No excuses are acceptable. If you were not
registered, get regist~red for next time. Voting is a privilege,
not a burden.

Thumbs down: Go to both candidates and their
campaign staffs fo1 running the dirtiest campaign in the history
of the presidency.
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November 10, 1988

College enrollment
on the rise in '88

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Republican
lawn squad
a sunny November day

cries and chants of disilludied down, the streets
the residue of the act that one bushy-eye"date was cast back into
lower level politics, while
was boosted into the high
. I was driving along
my houseboy and toilet
, launching old fruit at
xes through the sliding
of the Orange Hornet, my
olkswagen. Having acbit a crippled old lady on
rl the head with a bruised
pulled into the blackened
of ared brick home some
the spot where the lady
apool of blood saturated
my towel boy and pen.her, disembarked the
charged through the sub•Barre lawn, reducing
flamingos and underto smoldering patties of
petal. As I got out, he had
the resident fervently
· lawn, ignoring a man
die po1th, left the deep
of his spiked golf shoes
· g cat, and desperately
the doors to reach a
11 artificial, apologetic

on my face, I apman mowing the lawn.
I thought! I took another
It was a thin cheeked,
man, bearing a highlands
dress slacks, suspenllld untied shoes all in an
of white. He wore
protective shatterproof
11d had on sparklingly
gloves. He had obvibis mind to the task of
te lawn. Upon noticing
Wimpmobile had been
Oil the side of the wildly
aower, I knew it was the
of the Republican party,
of the famed parking

meter theory of politics. Yes, folks,
it was none other than George Bush.
I tread through the wet, piercing
blades of grass towards George, the
sweat pouring down his brow as he
viciously directed the mower. Upon
spotting me, he shifted into high and
drove towards the home. He waved
furiously to the man on the porch,
who wore a shaky straw hat and
denim overalls rolled up at the legs.
He was a blonde, Redford-Kennedy
type, despite what Lloyd had said in
a heated debate some weeks earlier.
It was Dan Quayle, Republican. Dan
rose and braced himself against the
porch railing, frantically waving his

arm and screaming to George. Once
the riding mower was pulled within
reach of Dan, he tagged George, who
rolled off the spinning mower, ran
into the house and was immediately
replaced by Dan in the drivers seat. I
marveled over how successfully the
two new public officials had handled
such a common pastime as tag team
lawn mowing.
When George entered the house,
he looked like he would not hesitate
to shove a sizzling fireplace poker
through the pursed lips of anyone
remarking on the popular "wimp
factor." When he came through the
doors and sat beside me on the porch;
he beamed with charisma and charm.
He had entered the world famous, yet
widely unknown Personality Room.
This change allowed the man to talk
to me about Wilkes issues, something burdening my mind for some
time now. Within minutes, I had him
agreeing to sending the Marines into
Pittston. He also took my servant and

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(CPS) - The final figures are
not in, but most evidence suggests
there are more students going to colleges nationwide this fall than last
year.
"We expect enrollment to be
higher this fall," said Elaine El-Khawas of the American Council on
Education (ACE) in Washington,
D.C .
"Everybody I've spoken to
refers to the fact that applications
were up," said Bob Aaron of the
National Association of State
Universities and Land Grant Colleges. "That would lead me to believe that enrollments are up, but my'
guess is based on anecdotes, not actual enrollment figures."
The anecdotes typically concern
jammed classrooms, packed dorms
and not enough teachers around to
lead courses.
In mid-October, for instance,
Stephens College in Missouri announced it had too many students
wanting to take and too few professors able to teach a basic English
course next semester, and thus would
have to tum away half the students
signing up for the class.
At the University of Arizona,
Assistant Fine Arts Dean Lynne
Tronsdal fretted UA's 4 percent enrollment increase would threaten the
school's ability "to serve these
students in a way that they have a
right to."
The University of Texas's College of Liberal Arts is six-to-eight
months behind in doing degree
checks for applicants, officials conceded last week.
'
No one will really know what
nationwide enrollment figures are
until at least "December or January,"
when the U.S, Dept. of Education
plans to release its official head
count, department analyst Norman
Brandt said.
In its annual back-to-school
projections last August, the
department predicted some
12,560,000 students would enroll

leges, explained. "They ·re saymg to
The reason, they said, was that
youngpeople 'Whydon'tyougofor there are fewer 18-year-olds-the
a (relatively inexpensive) commu- people who, of course, traditionally
nity college for two years, and then staff freshman classes-around.
you pick it"'
The U.S. Education Dept., in its
Colleges in Utah, too, are "Back to School Forecast," attribreporting massive enrollment in- uted enrollment's failure to crash to
creases. Utah Valley Community "a small increase in the attendance
College reports a 32 percent enroll- rate of the traditional college-age
ment increase, while Salt Lake group (18-to-24-year-olds) _and
Community College has 66 percent somewhat larger increases in the atmore students than last fall. Utah tendance of women, older students
State has 27 percent more students, and those attending on a part-time
while Snow College counted a 75 basis."
percent enrollment increase.
But now some think it may not
St. Olaf, Grove City, Del Mar crash at all.
and Rhode Island colleges, the
ACE's El-Khawas no longer
.universities of Texas-El Paso, agrees the number of 18-to-24-yearArizona, Pennsylvania, South Da- olds is declinin_g. She believes the
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kota and Dallas, and Mankato State
and Northwestern State universities
all said they had more students this
fall.
Not all schools, of course, have
increases. The numbers of students
enrolled at Harvard and the
universities of Illinois and Tennessee, for example, are down. Enrollments also are down at Louisiana
State, Cal Baptist College and Christopher Newport College in Virginia.

Students seem to be the ones
who suffer most when the population
rises.
"There's no question I'm not as
effective as I could be," said
UniversityofTexasbiologyteaching
assistant Mike Scioli of the huge
sizes of his class sections. "I can't
this fall, up slightly from last fall's tell if students understand what I'm
12,544,000 students.
"That's more people than many presenting, because they're afraid to
ask questions in such a large class."
countries," explained Anne Grosso
Freshman at Penn have had
of the College Board.
Scores of individual schools problems getting into classes that
were already overcrowded before
already have reported their enroll- they were allowed to register for
ments have increased-in some
them.
cases dramatically-since last fall.
Students at Rhode Island ColMaryland's 19 community col- lege, Clarion College, North Caroleges' enrollmentgrewby 7 percent, 1ma
.
State an d w es tem Mic h.1gan
but some schools report increases universities and the universities of
much greater than that Anne ArunMiami, Connecticut and Texas, to
del Community College, for ex- name just a few, found themselves
ample, has 17 percent more students
doubled-and-tripled-up in campus
than last fall, while Montgomery housing this fall.
College's Germantown campus reCampuses
are
getting
ported a 20 percent increase.
overcrowded, moreover, just at the
deal':•F::ie~= ~~~.ofJ~::g; time when most demographers
predicted college enrollment nationTschechtelin, directorof Maryland's wide would drop precipitously.
State Board for Community Col-

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age group has hit a "plateau," while
more of them are attending college.
But more significant, observers
say, is the increased number of female and older students registering.
"Now the average age of college
students is 24, 25 years old," said
Grosso, "There's a lot more adults
going to school."
"There's a sustained and strong
interest in college, and it's not just
among 18-to 24-year-olds," Aaron
concurred,
"The economy is shaky," added
El-Khawas. "People feel they need
all the education they can get People
are going back to school to get
master's degrees and become specialists. They're responding to the
economy. They're preparing themselves for the job market."
"More and more women are
fmding themselves as the heads of
their households, and they want the
necessary skills to support their
families," Grosso added. But many
observers still believe enrollments
will shrink eventually.
College enrollments will hit a
high of 12,585,000 in 1990, the
Education Department's Brandt
predicted, but will drop to
12,408,000by 1992as thepoolof18to-24-year-olds shrinks.
"There's a dip coming further
down the road," said Grosso. "The
number of 18-year-olds will decrease. That's a fact."

�PAGE FOUR

November 10, 1988

Campus compact introduced to Wilk
One of the main reports in last with this area's chapter representaweek's S.G. meeting on Wednesday, · tive, Ms. Morgan who will be visitNovember 2, was the scheduled ing Wilkes on the 11th.
Wilkes involvement in the PennsylDean Adams commented that
vania Campus Compact At Wed- the movement's purpose is twofold:
nesday's meeting, S.G. president, to make students aware of commuCharlie Sweigert, after meeting with nity and public careers, as well as to
Dr. Breiseth earlier in the week, in- instill student "activism," to work on
formed the other S.G. members of behalf of humanity. Support in the
this "nation-wide movement to get movement isn't through raising
colleges more involved in their funds, rather through awareness and
communities." Dr. Breiseth intro- man-power.
duced a plan that included Wilkes'
Some of the clubs proposed to
involvement in this movement.
send representatives are Commuter
The plan suggests that a Council, -IHRC, Circle K, Nursing,
Wilkes steering committee be Engineering, and Physics. In addiformed from various student repre- tion to these clubs' reps there will be
sentatives. It is hoped that this com- representatives from all the Campus
mittee will be organized by Friday, media-associated organizations inNovember l 1, 1988, in order to meet cluding the Beacon, Programming

Board, Wilkes Today,' and WCLH
Radio.
Sweigert stressed that all
clubs and organizations are invited to
have representatives participate. It

Student Government
Michele Corbett

was suggested that the presidents of
the clubs be these representatives.
The S.G. members just felt that these
clubs would definitely be an asset to
the committee due to their size and

Dr. Farooq to give lecture
The students' new machine would be
much smaller and therefore more
Beacon News Editor
practical to produce and sell. " ... The
An Engineering course being last time we heard, no one out there
taught for the first time in several has · perfected an oxygen sensing
years has precipitated an interesting device for use in blood," said
senior project and a lecture with Gryzwacz.
Gryzwacz explained that the
which the course's instructor, Dr.
machine
cannot be used to test blood
Muhammad U. Farooq, hopes to
appeal to those interested in engi- because proteins in the blood will
neering and other sciences such as contaminate the electrodes. A mem- ·
nursing and earth and environmental brane impermeable by these proteins
will have to be designed as part of
sciences.
Biomedical Engineering, their project.
The students contacted NeuEGR250, hasbroughtaboutasenior
project involving a "Thick Film man requesting information for their
Multiple Cathode Oxygen Sensor," research, and received an invitation
and will have that as its title. Cather- to visit his facilities too. The fourand
ine Chomko, Tony Gryzwacz, Mark Dr. Farooq will be traveling to CleveVetovitz, and Marc Kartzinel, stu- land in January to fabricate the dedents ofFarooq, heard about a device vice they will have · designed at
that senses the oxygen content in Wilkes this semester.
They hope to get funding from
saline solutions which was created
by Dr. Lew Neuman, a professor at the College for their trip, but even if
Case Western Reserve University in they don't they will still go, paying
Cleveland, Ohio as well as a member for the expenses out of their own
of the Cleveland General Hospital pockets. Farooq said that the four are
staff.
"really keen" students and that he
The students hope to redesign hopes Wilkes will help them with
the machine to test blood samples as their expenses, especially since the
well. The machine, currently in use trip will give them exactly the type of
for that purpose, is called the Clark hands-on experience that Dr. Umid
electrode. It is large machine which Nejib, dean of the School of Engiuses electrodes made partially of neering and Physical Sciences, enplatinum, a very expensive metal. courages.
by Barbara Jamelli

Gryzwacz said that doing a
senior project, like the one he and his
group are doing, is good because you
can "get your feet wet in practical
project experience."
Farooq became interested in

Beacon News Editor
Wilkes College hosted its
most successful Red Cross blood
drive in several years on November
3, attracting 197 registered donors.
Of these, 173 were able to donate and
43 were first time donors, said Mary
Supey, director of the Wilkes College Health Service. The drive surpassed the goal of 160 units. Supey
also said that approximately 50

people were eligible for W.I.N.
points, adding, "I really do think that
was a help." Supey said that she
tremendously appreciates the turnout
The drive was sponsored by
the Student Health Advisory Committee (SHAC). Sixteen Wilkes students served as volunteers for the
drive, which was held from IOa.m. to
4 p.m. The volunteers represented
various College organizations, including the First Aid Squad, SHAC,

report, the athletic commit
gested that the captains of !he
that use the fields approach
propriate personnel to disc
matter since they themsel
been unsuccessful.

offer was made for the head librarian
position and that by the start of the
spring semester one would be selected.
The student rep to the Athletic
Committee stated that $25,000 was
set aside for a 25 passenger van but
one could not be purchased at this
time because no one could account
for they money! It was also stated
that the Athletic Committee was
concerned about the poor playing
field conditions. According to the

Commuter Coucil an
that the annual bus trip to New
City would take place on W
day, November 23, the firsl
Thanksgiving Break. The cost
dollars covering only bus fare.
dents have the option of ri ·
way if they wish tousethisasa
of going home. The bus will
8 a.m. from the SUB and leave
York at 8 p.m. Reservations
made at the Commuter C
fice on the third floor of !he
Center.

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Mr. A. Cocchiara and Deborah Dorsey of Hewlett Packard will
be presenting the lecture, to be held
November IO in Room 1 of Stark
Leaming Center. Farooq assured
that the presentation will be understandable to everyone, outlining the
basic principles of an ultrasound
imaging ~y:.tem. It will also cover the
system's . applications, including
obstetric applications and "uniformly focused, high-resolution cardiac images."
Farooq said that the lecture
(and the Biomedical Engineering
course) should be of special interest
to nursing majors. One earth and
environmental science major has
already enrolled in the course.

the Arnold Air Force Base Society,
and the Nursing Student Organization.
Prizes will be awarded to the
dorm or organization donating the
most blood. Supey said that the official results of the blood drive must go
to the Inter Residence Hall Council
{IRHC) first.
The next blood drive will be
held February 8. Wilkes will be
competing with King's College for
the most units collected.

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the lecture, entitled "Principles and
Applications of Ultrasound Imaging
System," through a newsletter published by Texas Instruments entitled
Pixel Perspectives. The ultrasound
imaging system to be discussed is a
Hewlett Packard device with a TI
computer chip inside.

Blood Drive Bags 196 pints!
by Barbara Jamelli

current Campus-community involvement.
Other reports at last week's
meeting include those from the student representatives to various faculty committees. The student rep to
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Republicans hold ra
by Rob Midgett
Beacon NewsWriter

The Wilkes College Rebublicans approached the recent election
with two support gatherings for the
Republican candidates.
Last
Wednesday, November 2, the group
attended a short lecture and question-answer session given by Mark
Chamberlain, co-chairperson for the
local Bush campaign. The main
topic of the lecture was Dan Quay le' s
political resume, but other topics
concerning candidates from both
parties were discussed as well.
Luzerne County Commissioner Jim
Phillips also attended the meeting
and entertained questions.
One night later, a rally for
r;epublican candidates was held at
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tended by students from
King's, UniversityofS
Marywood. Kicking off
was Luzerne County Dis ·
ney Corry Stevens, who
issue of law enforce
Tuesday's election. The ·
highlighted by a speech
former congressman and B
paign chairperson Jim Ne ·
Sam Ristagno, p
Northeastern Pennsylvania
Republicans hosted the rally
speakers were Jim Philliic
Waterman, president of PA
Republicans; and Slate
candidate Phil English,
Students are invitfd
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due to excavations there during
the Adams brothers' vogue.
Other highlights of this
three and one half story house:
a grand staircase leading from
the porte-cochere entrance to the
third floor oriental ballroom,
hung with a 24 foot drop chandelier;
four-floor elevator; exquisite marble and beautifully
manteled fireplaces throughout
the house; a heated sun room;
large kitchen and five pantry
area; many spacious bedrooms
with
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stores , demonstrating remarkable
ability and business foresight to
the development of each company with which he was connected.
A friend of F .M. Kirby, he
moved to Wilkes-Barre in 1899
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�.. . --------Let's rock and roll
Classic top 1000
by Tom Obrzut

Beacon Staff Writer
·our countdown begins this week at number 752.

November 10, 1988

First aid club
wants a cause
club hopes to end "limbo status"

If an emergency were to occur in one of the dorms or at a
school function, who should be
750. Rock And Roll Never Forgets/Bob Seger
contacted?
Well, if it is a life749. Thick As A Brick/Jethro Tull
threatening emergency, naturally
748. Lady Writer/Dire Straits
you should call an ambulance.
747. Dear Mr. Fantasy/Traffic
But
what if it's not all that bad?
746. Thank You/Led Zeppelin
What
if something happens that
745. Barbara Ann/Beach Boys
is too serious for the RA, but
744. Hit Me With Your Best Shot/Pat Benatar
you really don't want to call an
743. Why Can't This Be Love/Van Halen
ambulance?
742. Expressway To Your Heart/Soul Survivors
According to the school poli741. Face The Face/Pete Townshend
cy, in a situation like that you
740. Lyin' Eyes/Eagles
are supposed to call security. Un739. Venus/Shocking Blue
fortunately, at the present time,
738 . Say Goodbye To Hollywood/Billy Joel
. the people in security are not re737. Who Will You Run To/Heart
quired to have first aid training.
736. Dance To The Music/Sly &amp; Family Stone
They are in the process of arrang735. Tutti Frutti/Little Richard
ing classes for security, but even
734. Gloria/Them
then, that will only be basic first
733 . Witchy Woman/Eagles
aid and CPR -- the same things
732. Still The Same/Bob Seger
that the RA's are required to
73 1. Lamb Lies Down On Broadway/Genesis
know. So if an RA can't handle
730. Games Without Frontiers/Peter Gabriel
the emergency, how is security
729. I Think We're Alone Now/Tommy James &amp; The Shondells
expected to be able to do better?
728. This Is The Time/Billy Joel
The only option they would have
727. Cuts Like A Knife/Bryan Adams
would be to take the person to
726. I'm Not Your Man/Tommy Conwell
the hospital.
However, approximately two
725. Sundown/Gordon Lightfoot
years ago, there would have been
724. Peaceful Easy Feeling/Eagles
another option open to students.
723. Jenny Take A Ride/Mitch Ryder &amp; Detroit Wheels
You see, 'at one point, Wilkes
722. Changes/David Bowie
College had an active and
721. Take It To The Limit/Eagles
efficient First Aid Squad. The
720. Hot Legs/Rod Stewart
squad members were Emergency
719. Stone In Love/Journey
Medical Technicians, and people
718. Message In A Bottle/Police
trainld in either advanced or
Notes: Beginning this week, songs that have had a major influence on basic first aid, and all members
These were
rock 'n' roll history or have influe_nced other musical groups of the rock era had CPR training.
people
who
would
ride
with ambuwill be highlighted. "I'm Not Your Man" by Tommy Conwell charts at
lances in their home towns,
number 726. That song is Conwell's current single from the album
people trained in dealing with
"Rumble."
752. Her Strut/Bob Seger

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cause."
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just recently they received the
prize for the best non-alcoholic
drink at "Drink with the Dean~."
In December, they are planning a
meatba1l hoagie sale as a fund
raiser. The other co-captain, representing the commLters, is Liz
DeRoo, and the facul ty advisor is
Mary Supey.
Last year, during the spring

semester, the First Aid
sent a petition around,
have the squad reinstated,
guarantee that someone
on call in the evenings
ends.
Presently, the
still waiting to hear
school about their status
submitting the petitioo.
all, if they are reinsfat4
will be no need for so
to be on call as well.
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Sbids .R EM goodbye Libra, Happy Week!
Aries (March 21-Aprll 19) Well, this may seem like the end of
things, but this is not as bad as you think. The sky may be falling on
you this week, but no worry, you will duck it.

is one of the most tone records. Many R.E.M. fana- from the Made in Heaven soundbands in existence. tics consider it the better one. track.
The only failure occurs
1981 EP, Chronic Next comes
"Gardening
at with "Fall on Me," from 1986's
llide of Athens, Geor- Night." Again, this song is dis- · Lifes Rich Pageant. It is a great
able to relinquish at similar from it's appearance on song, but the only one from this
aloom a year. What's
badly underrated album. I.R.S.
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goods, because this week will be a fun one. Go for it all and have a
good time too. You lucky mammal, you .

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dungs are changing
After seven years on
band has made a label
amer Bros. Their deGreen, should be rel two weeks. As Chronic Town.
The rendition
ell, I.R.S. has put here is first vocal taken by
compilation that Michael Stripe.
At this point the rest of the
attract new R.E.M.
tunes are identical from their
album translation.
"Talk about
is called Epony- the Passion," described in the
1 a retrospect of the liner notes as a "hunger song,"
albums. Not to be · is the last song taken off of
Dead Letter Office, Murmur. "S. Central Rain" and
a collection of unre- "Rockville" became the most
B sides and studio popular from 1984's Reckoning.
is an assemreviously is"Can't Get There from Here,"
rd can be classi- from Fables of the Reconstructing, then it's a ion, ends side one. It is appropritest hits. Yet, ate. This song, which came out
in the R.E.M. in 1985, had plenty of radio time
a few surpris- and a video regularly shown on
MTV. The force of · the media
helped bring R.E.M. into the top
50 and the American conscious.
." This version
Side two starts with "Driver
Murmur, for it is the 8," also from Fables. Following
ID released by Hib- afterward comes
"Romance,"

Gemini (May 21-June 21) You are not as bc!d as people say
you are. Even though there are people who love putting you down,
just remember you are good , and nobody can make you feel bad
about yourself unless you let them. Chin up, and hold on to what
you feel is right.

The real breakthrough was
with Document, released in 1987.
This record gets three songs - more display than any other album. The frrst one is "The One I
Love," which made it to #9 on
the U.S. radio chart.
"Finest
Worksong," Document's gripping
opener, gets second showing.
"It's the End of the jWorld as We
Know It (and I Feel Fine)" closes
Eponymous. The liner notes tell
us it's not the end because the
tune will be released in the Soviet Union for Greenpeace. A rather fitting closing.

Cancer (June 22-July 22) Ha!!! just give up, go home, and
especially don't read this horror scope . .. Well now that all of you
Cancers who have no guts have left, you tough Cancers will get
something a little better. Don't look down at this up coming week,
because after this dry spell, things ·are going to change for the
better.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Wow! Have I got a horror scope for you.
This week expect a whole bunch of happiness to come you way.
An injection of joy is what you n_eed, and it is what you'll get.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Doom is coming up on your horizon.
Be prepared for absolute damnation. Yet, there is only won way to
save yourself from the abyss: show mercy on those you have to
judge or TEST!!! Be lenient, and you will reach true happiness.

Aside - from the originals
thrown in, Eponymous won't surprise RE.M. followers. Yet, the
album has importance. For one,
the band's musical growth can be
easily charted. Secondly, the record is a benefit for new R.E.M.
listeners. Each song is a trademark for what their respective
album sounds like.
Eponymous
is part one for their I.R.S. years .
Now it's time to get ready for the
Warner Bros. era.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Oh, ya, I almost forgot (drum role
please) YOU LIBRA, YES. YOU, HAVE WON THE HONOR OF
HAVING THE HONOR TO BE BESTOWED WlTH THE HONOR OF
HAPPY WEEK!!!! Ya! enjoy, enjoy.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Hi. You seem to have forgotten the
ones who love you. They hurt too, and are probably looking for
nothing more than a little understanding, not PRICKLY, PUNGENT,
PATERNALISTIC, PONTIFICATION. YES YOU!!! Na, your not that
bad. Never give up an opportunity to be kind; it will only reap
rewards.

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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Not many people know this, but
being a Sagittarius is pretty good; especially if you are the one
going into this week. The sky looks dry and blue for you next week.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Don't wallow in the mire of lost
opportunities. Have some pride!!! Walk like and man/woman or
what ever you are. Be strong and don't grovel like a worm.

The lurid and melodramatic bookman who wants to take her
fantasies conjured up by an over- to Mexico, and Gunnar Waldman
imaginative girl
during
the as her brother-in-law who is planAquarius (Jan. 20-Feb 18) Chin up, a pleasant surprise may
course of a day are the basis for ning t.o divorce her sister. Othbe coming your way real soon; don't miss it by being grumpy.
"Dream Girl," the latest produc- ers in the cast are Christine
tion of the Wilkes College theat- Brunnock, Christopher Collins,
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Stay on guard and don't get
re, which will be shown for three Antoinette
Wingert,
Sara
hooked; there are people out to trick you. Yes, someone close to
performances at the Dorothy Turnbull, Nick Humen, Jason
you is about to stab you in the back. Beware the Id's of November,
Dickson Darte Center for the Per- Delcampe, Don Semyon, and
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Wednesday, November 16, 1988
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Continued from page 3
myself to the River Street:Deli and.
Beer Garden for a few cases, charged
to the Treasury Department
Even after he was put into office
later that year, and good old Ronnie
Reagan was back trotting around on
his ranch, life went on as usual.
Scandals came to life. Crises rose
and fell. Things happened. 'News
was made. I guess what I'm trying to
say is: Does it really matter who is
president? I think .not. Whether a
Democrat or Republican sits in the
Oval Office, lawns still get mowed,
even George Bush's. Life goes on.
Are people any happier because we
support the Contras? Are they any
happier because our conventional
weapons are growing in number? A
president can build a strong economy
and solid government, but happiness
liesnotinmoneyorpolicy. It'sabout
relating to yourself and others. Even
the Personality Room can't handle
that problem.

A "Rowdy" They Live
John Carpenter must have
literally wrestled with the script
of his new suspense film, They
Live. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, of
Wrestlemania fame, does a suplex into . the starring role of the
film, and he actually pins down
some credible acting. However,
the film tumbles on the mat at
times due to lapses in what
would otherwise be a promising
script.
Piper stars as part of the
working ' class in They Live. He
gets hired at a constuction site
and makes his home there with
others in makeshift shacks.
The free time tbe people
·e at this site is spent watching TV outside their humble abodes. One day their soaps are
interrupted by an annoying transmission.
This broadcast warns
people to beware of the upper
class, saying that they are not
themselves. Piper shirks at the
notion at first.
However, he
stumbles on the source of the
transmission in a church directly
across from the construction
site.
He also obtains a box containing a huge number of sunglasses. Only their purpose is not to
deflect the sun's rays. These glasses envision a lot more. They
let "Rowdy" see through all the
fake people on earth. In other
words, the aliens that inhabit the
planet
The premise for the script to
They Live is a familiar one. It's
been seen on the big screen and
the small screen before. In the
early 1980's alien lizards hid

under human skin and attempted
to take over the human race in
the television mini-series "V ."
In the late 70 s earth was slowly
engulfed on film by an alien race
in The Invasion of the Body

Snatchers.

Once Piper has discovered
the alien race he proceeds to go
on a rampage, blowing away a
plethora of the invaders. It is obvious that Piper's character was
probably devised to fit Kurt
Russell's acting. Russell starred
as this macho-type in three of
John Carpenter's previous films,
including Escape From New·

York, Big Trouble
China, and The Thing.

in

the film. The scene lasts for about seven minutes and is incredibly pointless. It appeared as if
Carpenter wanted to kill some
time, or put "Rowdy" Roddy on a
spotlighted wrestling platform.
Once again Carpenter creates
his own music and adapts it to
They Live. However, it is thoroughly repetitious as it pounds at
the same beat through the whole
film.
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Carpenter's camerawork is
up to par once again, although
there are no new or elaborate angles present
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campus.

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to work on another film at the
time so Carpenter got the next
best thing, "Rowdy" Roddy.
This full-time wrestler flips into
the his new found career with
couth and charisma. "I've come
here today to chew bubble gum
and kick ass!" proclaims "Rowdy" at a high point in the film.
This line, and many others have
seemingly created a new kind of
hero.
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. Roving Reporter
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Beacon Feature Editor

hat do you think about the idea
a non-alcoholic pub · on campus?

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Michelle Sileski
it is a great idea.
more places to
aren't enough so-

campus.

(Freshman)
.
I am all for it I don't
think that the students have enough places to go: so I think .
this is good.;

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Scott Zolner
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I think it would be a great
idea ff they drop the pub idea. I
.- ,. ,.&lt;ton't. -think they should try to
· make it like an alcoholic place
without alcohol.

_Susan Chai'neck
·(Freshman)
:-_ I thiru.c it w.ill be .g&lt;&gt;Qd for
the- social aspect on campus.
People can mix and get to know
each other better.

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bang out is good.

it is a waste of
be used for other
think people will
parties before they

Krista Zoka
(Freshman)

Tom Dugan
(Sophomore)

I think most people are
mature enough to have a pub
with alcohol.

I think it will give · people a
place to go.

Mike Sheehan
(Senior)

Dean Summa
(Freshman)

Andy Feinberg
(Freshman)

I think it is a pretty good
idea. It will give people a chance
to meet outside of school and
Stark. The only problem is that
people will come drunk which
will cause a problem with safety.

It is a· good idea because it
is a good place for people to
meet each other. It is a good
place to hang out if there is
nothing to do.

I think it is a good idea,
but I don't know how it is going
to work out because people will
go to places that have alcohol
before the pub.

Dr:;Farooq ·
(Engineering professor)
I think it is a great idea. It
will give students a chance to
get together and socialize.

�November 10, 1988

PAGETEN

Mythopoesis and literature
Mythical stories help us
understand the human condition.
They reveal insights to us about
human nature--they provide us
with ideas about the moral,
social, psychological, theological, and scientific beliefs and
customs of past cultures.
These stories teach us, guide
us, and provide us with answers
to questions about the human
identity--namely
"who am I?",
or more specifically "where do I
come from?", "where am . I
bound?" and "what must I do
now to get from here to there?"
Myth answers these queslions on a literal level. Myhopoesis answers them on a symbolic level, in the form a story.
Why symbolically? Because the
literal account could no longer be
accepted by society as a result of
some change, crisis, or loss of
faith. The three questions are

addressed and dealt with in the be an external desent into the
symbolic divisions of Creation, darkness
of Hell
(Hercules,
Mercury, Odysseus), or an interDestiny, and the Quest
Mythopoeic
literature
is nal desent into the darkness of
very unified and structured. Each
piece of literature is a new creation, but it is based on some
type of tradition or historical
perspective. The work usually
can be divided into four parts, or
Acts, with each Act representing
a major change in the life of the
Hero or the society or both.
Act One begins in Eden, or
at lea_st a memory of Eden. the soul (Jesus, _ Dante). SomeEverything is in a state of'\;rder times the goal and homecoming
and bliss--man is at peace with - are definite (Aeneas, Dante), and
himself, society, and nature. In sometimes
they are a
bit
Act Two this order is upset--the indefinite (Don Quixote, Hamlet).
hero wants to satisfy
his The hero now becomes the
personal desires, violates some creative agent of the community.
taboo or tradition, is offered a
Act Three concentrates on
challange, or something of the the Destiny of the hero, usually
type. The order is upset and the some type of transformation, reQuest begins. The journey might birth, or reintegration, which is

Jack Coen:

by Lee Morrell

Beacon Editor
I guess the Programming Board
has learned their lesson. Never plan
a comedian for the first weekend of
November.
This decision dates back to
November of 1986 to what has been
called by some, ''The Rondell Sheridan Affair," or the comedian who
didn't come to dinner. Despite being
contracted, Sheridan, the planned
Board entertainment for that weekend, never showed up to do his show.
Last year at this time, the Board
featured Kirk Edwards, a coffeehouse performer.

dependent upon the degree to
which the hero questions his
own deviation. He must question
his own authority, integrity, and
individuality, not in hopes of
finding an answer, but in hopes
of realizing a potential or an
inner quality. His altruism must
outshine his egoism--he must
work for the people. This sacrifice will sanctify him in due
time and place, just as it did
Oedipus at Colonus, Don Quixote
at La Mancha, and Hamlet in
Horatio's final prayer.
In Act Four, or the Epilogue, we see a fulfillment of
the Quest and a tempering of the
hero's conflict. The hero cannot
return to his original state of
bliss as a result of his flaw. He
is removed from it · but at the
same time has a better understanding of himself and his
purpose and is rewarded for this:

better late than

This year, the Board had its new impending holiday season with
lesson taught to them. The planned "Jingle Bells" and "Frosty the Snowentertainment was Jack Coen, yet man," as well as rousing renditions
another comedian. Coen, unlike of "Row Row Row Your Boat" and
Sheridan, showed up, only a half- "The Brady Bunch," two sing-along
hour after the show was scheduled to faves.
start.
The Board, in an
Inashowthatlastedexactlyone
unprecedented move, was forced to hour,Coencameupwithsomepretty
send away a full house, telling them funny. stuff, despite stopping every
the show would start instead at 9:30. once in a while to make some
Luckily for the Board, he showed, reference to his being late.
blaming his lateness on not turning
Some of his funnier "late
his watch back.
material" were refemces to the
The crowd made up for the Board's putting people on the streets
missing comedian by starting an with signs bearing his name as wen ·
impromptu songfest. They cheered · as putting his likeness on milk carthe upcoming elections with "The tons. He also mentioned that he had
Star Spangled Banner," noted the an accident on the turnpike; he drove

the Reagans ("Howcould
with [Soviet Premier 1 ·
bachev and not laugh at
mark"), a look at a fictiti
between Dukakis and i
Premier Leonid Breznev
theEyebrows),the Am ·
and political interpreters.

ment of the Pr1

's Saturday Nigl
Craig Larimer, wasov
"It's a disappointment W,
house and that full home
half."
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into a toll booth while staring at a
pretty woman. This lead him into a
chorus of toll booth worker jokes
("What a shit job ... they started at
Fotomat'').
A good part of the hour was
spent busting on audience members.
He picked on a football player, a
broadcast student, a person who left
early ("Don't leave, there are easier
jokes coming''), and a set of twins,
among others.
His humor was partially
political. He mentioned Michael
Dukakis as his choice for President
though, according to Coen, "He
(Dukakis) looks like the Count from
Sesame Street" He also joked about

Job is uplifted, Oedipus
a Savior-figure, and
ges as a "noble heart."
Myths tell stories.
instruct. They give us •
the spiritual potentialities
man life." What makes Ill
is our flaws and im
and that is also what
beautiful and lovable. Is
to love perfection or ·
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Christ on the cross?
Life is a story.
story deals with Cf ·
tiny, and the Quest, just
myths.
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be fulfilled. But it will
fulfilled if we "try when
are too weary" and W
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College in Illinois.
Their instrumental make-up
consists of six and twelve string guitars along with mandolin and
harmonica. In addition to being polished musicians both are accomplished song writers.
'Toe tappin' , excitin' folk
rhythm-this was the product of two
imaginative artists. . . . Variety was
a keypoint in these artists' performance", writes a student reviewer for
the University of Wisconsin.
An evening with Smith and
Mayer has been noted to be a lot of
things to different people. To the
Programming Board its the final
coffeehouse and Subset series this
fall. An autumn theme will surround
this last coffeehouse and the Board
invites all students to join Smith and
Mayer to an evening which has been
described as exciting, soothing,
magical, and most of all, entertaining.

There are parties and then
again there are Parties! This last
• week the entire cast of Dream
Girl
had a party to end all
parties. It was hard work but we
did it all for you, gentle reader.
I'm telling you, by the time we'd
finished the onion dip, libidos
were literally bouncing off the
walls.
Dream Girl,
for those of
you who don't know, is the 40's
play that will preview tonight at
the Center for the
Performing
Arts and run through this weekend.
The theme of the party was
the Forties, and we were all invited to dance to the Big Band
sounds of Glenn Miller and
Tommy Dorsey. We even dressed the part. The reason? To
get us better prepared to entertain you with this play that all
takes place in the middle of the
Forties, complete with · shoulder
pads, seamed stockings, a small
hand gun puJled from a purse and
the gentle rhythms of Begin the
Beguine.
Dr. Martha ("Party Marty")
LoMonoco, director of the show,
decided we all needed to get more
in character than we were. The
girls even had dance cards! We
foxtrotted for Pete's sake, and
some of us, by the end of the
evening, were even getting good
at it.
This weekend the Dorothy
Dickson Dane Center will be
transformed to the golden days
of yesteryear when women wore
tight-fitted body corsets and men
had shoulder pads in their suit
jackets.
The play's dialogue,
which is snappy and upbeat,
sounds like an old Cary Grant
movie.

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Bill Barber

Just
Happy
To
See
Me")
Waldman plays Georgina's dweeby brother-in-law to perfection,
against
Sara
("The
Fox")
Turnbull's .tantilizing prortrayal
of Georgina's best friend, Claire.
Georgina's family is acted
by Chris ("01' Blue Eyes")
Coilins as her father, Chris
("Those Aren't MY Woodchips!")
Brunnock as her mother, and
Antoinette ("Haina?") Wingert as
her pregnant sister who wants a
divorce. Sound like an old radio
show? You bet. And there are
plenty of laughs.
The bit parts are often the
best parts. Don ("Captain Video") Semyon does credit to Cartoonland with his now-that'sNOT-Italian portrayal of Luigi
the waiter. He is a scream from
the moment he walks on stage.
After you've seen him you may
never again order cheese for your
minestrone.
Nick ("The Hip") Humen really camps it up as a gay waiter
who likes to give lots of eyes.
Michele ("Hoot") Broton plays

Friday, Nov. 12, 8:15

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'89 ,saxophonist

Tuesday, Nov. 15, 8:00

CPA

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guest guitartists-- music of Benny
Goodman Quartet

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the stage manager and that dashing young newcomer Jason ("Babyface") Delcampe also spins around his own table with some
marvelous waiter schtick. In fact
there is so much dining in this
play that you may actually leave
the theater hungry.
The sets are beautifully,
though simply, constructed by
Karl ("Where Is Everybody?")
Ruling aided by his trusty sidekick Bob ("The Wonder Boy")
Wachowski. Pulling up the rear,
so to speak, and handling the
lights (we hope) is none other
than that old hippy throwback
Chris ("I'll Do Anything For
Money") Brush.
Murphy's Law
aside, how can we possib-ly go
wrong?
But of course I've saved best
for last. Moi. And I'm sure I'm
speaking for all of us when I say
just how truly good I am! Bill
("Old Yeller") Barber. Yes, folks,
I'm simply terrific as the smarmy
old seducer who likes to linger
over brandy while discussing the
various attributes of open marriage, Oysters Rockefeller, and
Mexican cuisine. Do I get the
girl?
Do I ever get the girl?
You'll just have to come and find
out!
Showtimes
are:
Preview,
Thursday, November IO, at 8:00,
with shows on Friday and
Saturday at 8:00, and a Sunday
pre-party blowout matinee at
2 :00. We call that one the Hangover Special.
So come one, come all and
settle in for an evening of entertainment that comes right out of
your grandmother's era.
That's
your grandmother, not my grandmoiher.
My grandmother came
right out of the Old Testament.

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("Mo")
O'Hara
as
Georgina
Allerton, the frisky young ingenue on the brink of disvirginity,
and Rob ("Baldy") Johansen
(What, him again?) playing the
smart-mouthed, brash sports writer who is leading her pack of
pursuers. Gunnar ("Or Are You

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technician" ( The New York Times ) -music of Weiss, Baron, Logy, others
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The
second
season
of
Wilkes women's varsity soccer
was completed on Saturday, ,
October 29. The team was small!/
in numbers and young ~itll'
seven freshmen.
Among the
most outstanding were Deb
Erdner,
Paula
Schoenwetter,
Stephanie Rebles, and Joanne
Esposito.
Perhaps the strongest member of the team was freshman
Dawn Hosler.
Hosler scored
Wilkes' only three goals and led
in shots on goal. Hosler played
good defense as well, and was
wherever the Lady Colonels
needed her the most.
Women's soccer is graduating
senior-captains
Maria
DiCredico and Suzanne Payne
who are the two first graduating
jacket winners for the Letter- '
women's Association in soccer. Women's soccer, senior co-captains, Suzanne Payne and Maria
Other two year players who will DiCredico.
Photo by Lisa Miller
be receiving jackets are Kathy soccer team next year.
The son, and to JP (John Purcell)
Malloy and Jonine Petras.
team's assistant was John Purcell who did such a great job with the
Thanks goes out to late- whose help and skill taught the team."
comers Chris Leonhardt and team many . stategies.
Coach
Compared to last season the
Karen Scotchlas, both seniors. Miller was well received by the statistics show definite improveWithout their help the women's . team.
She was persistant, en- ment.
Wilkes on average let
soccer program might have been thusiastic, and quite a strength to their opponents get less shots
cancelled. They were both good the development of the team.
off and the average goals scored
players who contributed greatly
Coach Miller made several against the Lady Colonels were
to the games and practices that comments about the women's soc- lower
this
year.
they attended in the second half cer season:
They also caught their opof the season.
"I was very pleased wi th the ponents off sides more times
The defense for the- Lady progress the team made through- this season.
Colonels received quite a work- out the season. Our biggest probout. At center fullback was key lem was fighting numbers but I
The statistics also show that
player Malloy, who was a con- hope to remedy that situation for Wilkes incurred more fouls, but
sistant player fo_r the team. next year. With more stability this is not necessarily negative.
Back to help her were Susan and depth in the lineup, I'm It shows that the team played
Dalton, Gail Wilpiszeski, and looking forward to some good more agressivly and were more
DiCredico. Erdner was also an in- seasons in the near future.
determined even with most team
valuable player whose powerful
members playing the whole 90
"The girls this year were minutes in each game.
foot, determination, and comThey gave it their all
mitment were large assets to great.
everytime
they stepped onto the
Coach Kathy Miller would
Wilkes.
Many thanks go to like to extend congratulations to
This was the first season for field.
Coach Kathy Miller who
be Suzanne Payne for her invaluable everyone on the team for such an
returning to coach the women's help at the beginning of the sea- improved season.

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been a number of things. We trained all week in 30
degree weather and then the temperature was 60 degrees
at race time. We stayed overnight at a travel lodge and
it could have been the new surroundings."
Overall, it was a successful season for the
Colonels. They broke a 22 game losing streak,
winning for the first time in three years. They also
accomplished their goal of beating King's in the MAC

Championships to go along with their two regular
season victories.
"It was a good season for the team," said
McGuire. "Everyone improved and the freshmen
gained valuable experience on the college level.
Hopefully with a few new recruits we can strengthen
the program and have a tough team next year."

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PAGE THIRTEEN

ketball '88- '89

ey looking for rebounding and strong defense
Other experienced players re"Our guards and the backturning this season are Ray Ott, court are our strength. I think
Dave Argentati, Lou Freeman, they compare favorably with
and Steve Tate.
anybody in our league," said
Argentati
played in
23 Rainey.
games as a sophomore and start"How successful we are deed in the last 13 or 14 games.
pends on how good we are in"We have experience inside side. It all comes back to rewith Lou Freeman, who played in bounding and defense," stated
mtensity on de22 games," Rainey said.
Rainey. "We didn't •do that very
"If we can dd'"Ray Ott is returning and we11 last year. We have to be
it should help
there's experience," Rainey re- better at it this year."
ensly.
marked.
The basketball team travels
goal is to be in
The
Colonels
lost
Jeff to Buffalo State Friday, Novems," said Rainey.
Steeber and Scott Jacoby to grad- ber 18 to compete in a tournfor that goal and
uation last year. The two play- ament.
the season it will
ers were the Colonels' leading reLast Friday the Colonels
die program is at
bounders, and Steeber's scoring ventured to Lebanon Valley for a
threat will also be missed.
a young team but
scrimmage. "Like most early sea"Marc (Graves) and Jim son scrimmages we saw some
experience. Hope(Nolan) will pick up the scoring good things and saw some
blend the youth
responsibil_ities
and
Tom things we weren't really happy
oce and be able
Doughty will help with re- with," commented Rainey.
upon last year's
"It
bounding," said Ott. "Everyone was worthwhile. We know now
y.
else will have to just chip in and we have to be much sharper."
, "We are in an
league, not just
help the best we can."
Nolan also feels the team
The Colonels have several looks promising after last week's
1lut in the country.
Scranton twice
transfer students who bring col- scrimmage with Lebanon Valley.
in the Division
lege play experience wi th them.
"We've had one scrimmage
pionship game
Tom Doughty a junior from this year and things look prelty
Colonel guard Marc Graves shoots against Scanton two seasons ago.
Keystone Junior College joins good," said Nolan.
"We're a
also another tough be a tough team to beat. They members of the squad reach the the team as a center.
Eric small team, but everyone is
die Colonels will always have people to fill the 1000 point mark this season. Lawson, a sophomore transfer pretty optimistic about the sea. Other teams shoes of those that graduate," Nolan needs just 114 points and
from Moravian, also has some son.
We're real strong in the
e which are Graves stated. "We just have to is on target to break the school
co1lege playing time u nder his guard position so that's a plus
ge are FDU- believe that we can win and we scoring record by his senior
belt
Sophomore Jeff Shaffer for us. Being as small as we are,
Valley, and will."
year.
Graves needs 211 points
joins the team after playing with rebounding may be a problem."
Besides, the team is playing for the big 1000 point club.
Lycoming College last year.
"At this time, I like the
ten very difficult without the advantage of having
The Colonels have nine new
The team abounds with chemistry of the team, the way
lid
a home court.
Basketball is a players on the team this season,
youthful talent in six freshmen.
its working out," Rainey stated
pan of the sea- game of emotion and no home so they are a relatively young
"There are six freshmen who confidently.
"Its a more balto be very im- court advantage takes away some squad. Despite the youth there is
will have to make the adjustment anced team, more people insaid. "We play of that emotion. The team has still a lot of experience in the
to college basketball, which is volved offensively. But we still
~ison,
and been traveling
to Wyoming returning players.
quite an adjustment," Rainey stat- get back to the real threat of the
are all con- Seminary every day to practice
"When I talk about exed.
game: rebounding and defense."
These games are which hasn't always been easy perience, I mean Marc Graves
"Those at this time who
Optimism seems to be the
~use we set a on them.
returning for his senior year as
look like they might be able to key for the Colonels this year
to make the playThe one home game played our captain," stated Rainey. "He
come in and help us right away and · they defintely have the dehalf of the first before the Christmas break will is probably one of the most are Rob Neira at six-foot- two sire and will to win. Last year,
erence."
be played at Wyoming Seminary, exciting players in the league."
and John Breckner at six-foot- the Colonels had some difficulty
Jim Nolan, on Tuesday, November 22.
Graves missed last season but three," Rainey said. "The reason with road games, something they
agree that
"There is nothing we can do returns this year to complete his why they can help us is that hope to correct this year since
will be two about it," said junior Jim Nolan last year at Wilkes.
th ey are inside people.
That's all of the first eight games are
ms in the of the practice arrangements.
''We may not have as much where we need the help: inside, on the road.
"Sure, not having the, gym talent as in past teams but we do rebounding, a nd defense. Those
"If we can get the momenas one early in the season is going to have more desire," Graves stated. people might be pushed harder in tum going early this year we will
n the nation be a factor, but we have to "Everyone is real hungry to the beginning."
be a lot better off," Nolan said.
ays a tough overcome that. We can't make play. We just have to remember
The newer people in the
Rainey quietly summed up
"I do think excuses," stated Rainey.
"We to play a smart game and give backcourt may not be pushed as his feeling about this year's
parity in the have to get better every practice. 100 percent. If we go out there hard because of where th ey play. Colonel basketball team:
I don't think we have to overcome that and if with the right attitude we can Wayne Henninger and Fred
"I like what's happening
ay with the we're any good we will.
We beat anyone."
.
Wojcik will be able to help in with this team," said Rainey.
have to play our best no matter
"We have experience in Jim the backcourt. Carl Sutton will "Each team has to form its own
to what happens."
Nolan, one of the top scorers in also be able to aid the Colonels personality and this team is in
to
The Colonels will see two the lea e," said Raine .
in inside play.
the ~ of doin that"
In- the news. In co11ege football, local product Raghib "The Rocket" Ismail brought
back two kicks for touchdowns as Notre Dame knocked off winless Rice ... Pitt and Penn
State will face each other next week for a possible Sun Bowl berth. Both teams come off
b'cmost I must congratulate last week's winner. I found out about him
victories this weekend.
iress and it was too late to correct the grave error I had made.
With the opening NBA tip-off, it's time for hoop trivia.
·ons to last week's trivia genious, and first repeat offender, Dave "If the
playcards, he's gonna have to do it without an Ace in his deck" Kaszuba.
Question #1- What dynamic Denver Nuggets duo was 1-2 in the '82-'83 NBA scoring race?
tly identified Drew Pearson as the hands at the receiving end of Roger
winning Hail Mary in the '78 playoffs against the Vikings, and Roger
Question #2- What two teams each appeared in three NBA final series in the '70 s?
Csdinals cornerman who was named to the 1970's all-decade team upon his
Just a note to Trivia '88 faithful: you can win more than once, but not in consecutive
weeks.
week, it seems as though my Atlanta trivia had you all fooled. The
If you think you know the answers, call us at ext. 2962 or visit us in our offices on the
Rollins was born Wayne and wears number 30. The Atlanta NASL team
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November 10, 1988

John Reese's love of coaching endu
Love is a strong word.
Division I athletic programs are swamped with unbelievable
But when Wilkes wrestling coach John Reese professes
pressure to win because of monetary reasons. It's not like
love for his sport, it's not difficult to take him seriously.
that here."
Reese, 61, has thrown his heart on the mat for 35 years,
Reese also credits the participants of his program, past
his emotions peaking and plummeting according to the
and present, with upholding the credibility of Wilkes
fortunes of his grapplers, his boys. What keeps the fire
wrestling.
burning as the decades pile up?
"Good kids attract good kids," he said. "I'm very proud
"I enjoy working with people," he said. "Each new
of my guys. Many times, one of my wrestlers will take a
group of kids presents a new challenge.
prospective recruit out to lunch, and that youngster will
"Basically, I enjoy coaching. I believe it's the ultimate
in teaching. It gives me a chance to influence people's lives
in positive ways."
Also the athletic director, Reese, who has collected 420
victories, has the longest tenure of any wrestling coach in
the nation. He has built the Colonels into a Division I
power, with the program making the jump from Division III
in 1975 after copping a national title in '73-'74.
The Colonels have found life with the big boys of the
Eastern Intercollegiate Wrestling Association very fruitful,
posting the finest record in the land over the past two years
(42-4).
How did Reese assemble his juggernaut with one
athletic scholarship to offer per year (compared to the 11 of decide to come to Wilkes, based on meeting a Wilkes
most Division I schools)? With connections and convictions. wrestler. That makes me feel good.
"I've met many high school coaches in my thirty-plus
"We also have an active and concerned contingent of
years," he said. "My associations with them and my
alumni. I send a newsletter out every so often, and it gives
participation in coaches' clinics have really paid off. The
me a good feeling to see alumni at our matches and to know
coaches know the quality of the program and their they're interested in the program."
recommendations to their wrestlers carry a lot of weight.
Wrestling has been an integral feature of Reese's
"Most of the youngsters that end up in my program are existence since his high school days. He became involved in
ones that I've never seen wrestle. But, because of the the sport because of his small stature, and earned District II
program's success and reputation, we've achieved this high
honors and a spot in the PIAA finals at Kingston [PA] High
level."
With the exception of wrestling, Wilkes is an NCAA School.
He attended Millersville [PA] State and completed his
Division III athletic program. Has Reese, in his role as
i
undergraduate
work at Penn State University. He holds a
athletic director or coach, ever feared the possibility of
B.S.
and
a
Master's
Degree in physical education.
corruption creeping its way into the Colonels' athletic
community? Nah ...here's where the convictions come into
Reese returned to Kingston High to coach for two years.
and was resigned to staying on as an assistant (the head coach
play.
"We've never used or cheated kids," he stated was returning from military service in Korea) when George
emphatically. "In our school, athletics is just part of the Ralston called, offering the Wilkes position in 1953.
"We only had eight wrestlers on the team, but we
whole system, with education as the top priority. Many

played big schools from the start," Reese
competition benefited us when the Mid
Championships came around. (Wilkes won 14
in 19 tries.)
"The winning snowballed and we got a
What's the greatest moment in Reese's c
"When we won the Division III national
at home in 1974. That was a great feeling," 1¥
in 1965-66, when we finished second in the
were ranked first in the country that season.
believe that Wilkes was number-one."
With Reese's myriad of accomplishmenll
reign at Wilkes, one would think his abili ·
sought by many suitors. Has he ever consi
anywhere else?
"A few schools have offered me their
love Wilkes and this area," he said. "The only
would consider coaching at is Penn State, and
chance for that, but it didn't work out." (R
successful graduate of the Nittany Lions' p
The Wilkes Open, "The Rose Bowl of
be held in the new Arnaud C. Marts Sports llld
Center this January. Reese is counting the days.
'Tm thrilled that we're finally going IO
facility," he said. "The plans were started in I
it's come to fruition."
Reese is left with a relatively young sq
after losing veterans Dennis Mejias and Craig
expectations reflect that.
"It's going to take a while for our youn
the level of my previous two teams. But I
out this year than I've ever had," he said.
"As I stated before, I look forward to the
new group of kids."
What does the future hold for this e
mentor?
"I feel young," he said. "When you're
kids, I don't think you can ever get old. I wllll
least until I'm 70 and just enjoy it for a while.
"Actually, I'd like to coach forever."
At Wilkes, at least in spirit, you will, C

Wrestling '88- '89

Young team will try to match traditional succ
by Bill Kern
Beacon Sports Writer

we had to condition by wrestling," he said. This arrangement
has brought on more injuries
The bigger they are, the hard- than in any other preseason in
er they fall.
Reese's co:tching career.
That statement typifies the
Now for the good news!
1988-89 Wilkes College wrest- With the largest squad in school
ling team.
For the past two history (46), and potentially one
years, Coach John Reese (420- of the most talented classes in
103-8) has won 21 meets, years, the future looks bright for
including last year's 21-1 record. the Colonels.
But graduation has taken away
Senior
co-captain
Brian
last year's top three point Bauer is the leading candidate at
getters:
All-American
Dennis 118. Last year, Bauer compiled
Mejias, Craig Rome, and Joe a 17-5-2 record. Bauer is being
Iannuzzi.
pushed
by
freshman
J.P.
One major disadvantage for Epifanio, who recorded the mosi
the Colonels this season is that wins (74) in New York state histhey have to use YMCA facilities tory, Massachusetts State Champ
to practice since the new Marts David Russo, and Hanover [PA]
Center won't be completed until graduate Bob Hawkins.
January.
Junior Kurt Tamai, who
While Reese is happy to gained valuable experience at
have a place close to campus to 118 and 126, will get the nod at
use for practice, it does have its 126.
Tamai is backed up by
limitations.
three
freshman:
Eric
Olsen
(Dallas
High
School),
Paul
"I have preconceived plans
and drills that we do for two Stewart,
who
put
National
weeks before we start wrestling, Champ Jim Martin on his back,
but because of size limitations and Mike Froelich.

The 134 pound class yields
veterans Ron Miller (19-5) and
Frank Bonomo. Miller, a senior
co-captain, was a national qualifier in his freshman year and last
year placed fourth at Easterns.
Bonomo will be juggled between
134 and 142 pounds.
Also
looking for mat time will be New
Hampshire's State Champ Jim
Doone.
Junior letterman Tony Diaz
is the leading candidate at 142.
He is ~eeing competition from
junior Chris Johnson and freshman Eric Feese who finished
third in Pennsylvania last season.
At 150, look to see senior
Frank Castano.
Last year,
Castano compiled a 14-6-1 record. Backing up Castano will
be freshman Jason Testa.
Probably the most
competitive weight class will be
158. Frank Goldowski (16-6-1),
who placed fourth at Easterns, is
seeing steep competition from
Merrill Neal (4-6) and junior
Mike Schroat (11-3-1) who

placed sixth at Easterns last season.
The leading canidate at 177
is Willie Carano, but he has
been injured for most of the preseason.
Charlie Keyes, a
transfer from West Point, has
been very impressive in preseason drills and should see some
time for the Colonels this year.
Backing up Carano are freshman
Brian
Davis
and
Diaron
Tufunkjeam.
Colonel
fans
will
see
switches at 190 and heavyweight. Junior co-captain Steve
Schannauer (13-4-1), who placed
fourth at Eastems, will get the
nod at 190. Schannauer is being
pushed by promising frehman
Ray Mendeza. At heavyweight,
Marc Palanchi (7-9-1) will be
backed up by sophomore Tony
Knight and freshman David
Amedure.

With a relatively young
squad, Reese is pleased with the
leadership shown by his cap-

tains.

"On their own,
a study hall that
week. It shows
to the team and
stated Reese.
Reese a
eating last
be a hard
Lehigh, Nav
Army all h
squads. But
competitive
Marts Center
Wilkes will
con to none.
Wilkes will
at Shippensburg,
compete in die
Tourney. The
home meet befM
is completed will
when the they
at King's College.

year."

(Kenn
longe
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sh

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aleski)
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November 10, 1988

's basketball '88- '89

ent and leadership are the keys for lady cagers
edand we
1ent in R
•ision III
a great fee
Kl second i
mntry tha
ber-one."
&gt;f accomp
d think hi
is he ever

son in a nonat Delaware
a lot of new
this year, inistant coach,
)'W head -'oach Jodi

optimistic about the
"The people
very enthused about
said Kest. "They
of pride in the way
and we definitely
and leadership."
expect a lot in the
C'l the season, because
the experience," Kest
team has one senior,
four sophomores, and

tial.

this year.

ile for our y
&gt; teams. But
id," he said.
&gt;k forward to
old for this

one of the team's
be that 10 or 11
start at any time,"
"Right now it's just a
bow long it will take
IO understand the
learn each other's
~nsibilities.
We
a exciting team to
, because of our
ess and our fast

"When you
rer get old. I
y it for aw
:h forever."
lri t, you will,

ced players
le during the
Senior coennedy and
tain Nicole
both play a
development of
(Kennedy)

has

die longest and she
I expect," said Kest.
"On their
tudy hall
~k. It shows
the team
ed Reese.
Reese
ng last
a hard
igh,

y

all

ads.

B

Wilkes
Shippe
npete

.1TI1ey.
ne meet
;ompleted
en the they
Gng's Coll

IO show leaderof the youth of the

(Kovaleski) hurt her
year just at the
starting to peak,"
Kovaleski, a former
·c standout, aver-

mt

aged 9.7 points per game in her
freshman season. Despite missing the last three games because
of the injury, she was second on
the team in rebounding with 6.7.
Kest added, " she always seemed
to be around the ball."
Other key returning players
for the Lady Colonels are _sophomores Angie Miller, Kelly Ruff,
Michelle Toth, and junior Lisa
Burak. Miller led the team in
scoring last year and was sixth
in the country in Division III for
three point shots. Miller's return
this year will definitely be a plus
for Wilkes.
"Kelly (Ruff) is one of the
best rebounders from last year's
team," said Kest. "She gives
100% on the floor. She learned
a lot from last year."
Kest
characterized Ruff as a very
physical player and an asset to
the team.
"Michelle (Toth) got a lot
of playing time last year. She is
a very aggressive player, a good
nose to nose defensive player,"
Kest stated.
Kest rates Burak as one of
the best centers with respect to
outside shooting. "Lisa (Burak)
is one of the best six-foot
centers that can shoot the ball
outside accurately.
Sometimes
she lacks confidence. Once she
believes . she can play at a
college level she will definitly
be a force to be reckoned with,"
Kest stated.
"We will have to beat teams
with our running game, pressure
defense, and our spirit," Kest_
said.
Kest will be looking to
Susan Chamecki and Denise
Carson for the ball handling
responsibilities.
"Susan is one
of the quickest guards to come
out of the Wyoming Valley Conference.
Carson· will find playing
time as either the point or shooting guard. "Denise, plays very
aggressive defense and is a good
floor general,!' said Kest

Louise Cicerchia is a very
consistent three point shooter.
"She is very good passer that
loves to play the game of
basketball," said Kest.
Deb
Erder
is
another
freshman
that will probably
make a quick contribution to the
Lady
Colonels'
effort
this
season. "Deb (Erdner) is probably one of the real pleasant
·surprises
this
season,"
Kest
stated. "She is a very physical
inside player. Deb will make a
good contribution on the inside
game which we sometimes lacked
in the past"
Another player at the center
position is Krista Zoka. "Krista,
at six-feet-two-inches, is the
only true center on the team.
She needs to develop her fundamental skills. The key is that
she wants to learn the game of
basketball," Kest stated.
Kest
feels that Zoka could be one of
the best centers in the league in
the future.
Womens basketball co-captains, sophomore Nicole Kovaleski and
The Lady Colonels have a senior Melissa Kennedy.
Pholo by Lisa MIiier
trademark defensive player in pleased with what they see. It gym for the second half. In the
Mary Anne Stephanick.
"Mary will be a very fast paced game beginning we may not have such
Anne is a great defensive player.
that will be a lot of fun to a good start because we will be
She just has to work on her watch," Kest stated. She added, on the road all the time, but the
offensive ability."
"don't expect a lot early, but in second half should be better."
There are three players, the near future we will be an
Donna Zuraski, Lorrie Petrolsky, exciting team to watch."
One of the keys to the Lady
and Debbie Bredbenner, comBesides the number of new Colonels' 1988-89 season will
peting for the number two and
players the Lady Colonels also be team unity.
"If we can
three spots. Kest sees all three
have a new assistant coach in accomplish
team
unity
players
as prolific
shooters.
Vince Trivelpiece.
Trivelpiece throughout the year in both good
"All three should see a lot of was the girl's head coach at and bad times, we will have
playing time. They are all agNorthwest High School.
a&lt;:complished our goals.
Once
gressive defense players and will
"He knows the game of unity is established everything
make a contribution to the probasketball and should be an asset else will fall into place," Kest
gram," Kest said.
to the Wilkes College program. said.
"We are definitly a quick
We share a lot of the same
team," Kest stated.
"Everyone
basketball
philosophies,"
said
She went on to add that she
on the team is working hard and
Kest.
"would rather have team awards
I'm pleased with the progress. It
The team has had to travel then a lot of individual awards."
may take us to the beginning of
The team quote for this
to Wyoming Seminary every day
the year, the middle, or even the
season
is "Committment to exto practice since the gym will
end of the year before we start
cellence.
We want to be the
not
be
completed
until
January.
playing the game we're capable
"Having to travel to Wyoming best. If we give it our all, know
of playing."
Seminary
hasn't been easy," that we tried our 1,;er:t, and are
"Once we start playing the
Kest said. "But the facilities are committed, in the iong run it
style of game· we are comfortable
good
and we will have our new will all pay off."
with, the fans
will be very

oters end season with loss to King's
soccer team closn with a 2-0 loss
King's last Saturday

half of the King's
scoreless when
goalkeeper
Kevin
leg was injured.
Chris Arabis stepped
two quick scores
hs. The Colonels
a ball and it de-

fleeted off of a King's player.
Eight
seconds
later,
the
Monarchs took advanage of a
missed Wilkes clear and added
·another goal.
The
Colonels
dominated
play in a rainy second half, but
couldn't dent the scoreboard.
The Wilkes hooters began
the year with many questions to
be answered.
The team was young with it
only five upperclassmen returning:
Sean Lockhead, Joe
Lannon, John Meyers, Chris
Nebel
(captain),
and
Andy
Renner. All played well and all,

except Lockhead, will return next
season.
T.R. Andrake, Chris Dahm,
Steve Moloney and Dom Tinari
were among the key freshman
contributors.
The experience
they gained will be a valuable
asset next year.
Doug
Albertson,
Tom
Horbacz,
Dave
Oba!,
Mike
Lenczycki, and Chris Shenefield
were the sophomore returnees.
Their freshmen playing time paid
off in good performances this
year, despite the few weeks
Shenefield missed due to a cut on
his foot.

John Meyers, a junior, missed the end of the season with a
calf muscle injury, and Sean
Lockhead missed time with a recurring thigh problem.
The Colonels started slowly,
losing two of the first three
matches.
The season took an
upswing
with
winning streak.

a

five-game

A road trip to Virginia produced
two tight losses to
Virginia Tech and RandolphMacon.
Seven of the nine
Colonel losses were to ranked opponents.

Coach Phil Wingert's winning record of six consecutive
years was snapped. But he is
not concerned.
"We got a lot of experience,"
he said, "and we
should be strong next year."
"We played an - extremely
tough schedule, and I'm sure that
facing that kind of competition
will benefit us next season and
in years to come.
"Even though we had a
losing record, it was a good year
for the program."

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Wilkes College
Wilk~s-Barrc, PA
18766

Juniata, Davis humble Colonels, 51by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor
A good wine improves with
age.
Unfortunately for head
coach Bill Unsworth, Wilkes'
football season has not.
The Colonels (2-7, 1-6 in
the MAC) were defeated 51-12 by
Juniata last Saturday at Ralston
Field.
A sparse, rain-soaked
crowd of 150 watched the
Colonels lose their fourth in a
row.
The Colonels' defense has
yielded a record 337 points
through nine games, quarterback
Sean Meagley has thrown 22
interceptions, and an extremely
talented Lycoming looms next
week.

This is getting ugly, folks.
What's wrong'2
"When you have seniors and
experienced players who have
played well in the past, you expect them to stay at the same
level," said Unsworth.
"That hasn't happened. We
feared that this season might be
tough, but we didn't think it
would be this bad."
The Colonels took a brief
lead against the Indians when
Jim Rittinger returned a punt 60
yards for a touchdown, breaking
many tackles along the way.
The Indians had taken a 3-0
· lead on a 28-yard field goal by
John O'Neil. The 11-play, 44yard drive was set up by a
Meagley interception.

Juniata quarterback Cubby
Davis (19-28, 276 yards) tied his
own school record of five
touchdown passes, as the Indian
offense had its way throughout
the contest. He hit Mike Cottle
with a nine-yard· scoring pass
with 2:44 left in the first quarter
for a 10-6 lead.
Running
back
Dennis
Derenzo (17 carries, 124 yards)
ran 46 yards on the last play of ~
the first quarter, and caught a 69- '
yard scoring strike in the second .
to give the Indians a 23-6 advantage.
On the touchdown reception,
DeRenzo was hit three times by
Colonel defenders, but they
couldn't bring him down. It was
a play representative of the defense's season-long penchant for
surrendering long gainers.
"It's frustrating to see a play
like that," said Unsworth. "We
spend a lot of time in practice
on tackling.
"You're going to give up Wilkes quarterback Sean Meagley gets off a pass during I
big plays when your kids are game against Juniata.
injured and/or young, which is
Davis hit Betar from four a huge margin.
what we've been doing."
yards, and DeRenzo from 31 just bigger and
A fumble by Juniata on a yards for two scores. Defensive ours."
punt return set up a four-yard lineman Jeff Haines intercepted
The
touchdown pass from Meagley (6- his second pass of the day and Lycoming on SaturdaJ
22, 48 yards, two interceptions, returned it untouched for a 68- Field (1:30 p.m.) in
one touchdown) to wide receiver yard score, making the final finale. How form'
Craig Stevens. Stevens failed on score 51-12, Juniata.
Warriors?
a two-point conversion run, and
The Indians rolled up 463
"They're very
the Colonels trailed 23-12.
total yards, compared to 137 for fense, and they
Wilkes'
running
back the Colonels.
well," said Unswd
Courtney McFarlane fumbled late
"Juniata is one of the best a top ballclub.
"Hopefully, our
in the second quarter, and Juniata offensive teams we've seen,"
capitalized as Davis hit Don remarked Unsworth. "Betar and ready to play. Hr
Betar for an 11-yard touchdown Cottle are two of the best re- it will be the last
and a 30-12 halftime advantage.
ceivers in the league, and Davis ever play."
And there's
The Indians put the game is an excellent quarterback.
than
going out on a
"Also, their offensive line
out of reach in the third quarter,
outweighed our defensive line by Hear that, guys?
scoring 21 points.

Harriers improve over seas
by Ray Ott
Beacon Sports Writer

The Wilkes College cross-country team traveled
to Gettysburg last Saturday to compete in the Middle
Atlantic Conference Championships. The race
consisted of 23 teams and 160 runners.
Ursinus College was the winning team, followed
by Haverford and Swarthmore. The individual
competition was won by the University of Scranton's
Chris Heaton with a time of 25:43.
The Colonels had two goals going into the race;
one was to come in 18th place or better and the other
was to defeat archrival King's College. Wilkes failed
to accomplish their first goal, coming' in 21st place.

However, the Colonels did manage to
and Juniata.
The Colonels were led again by I
Fontinell, who finished 80th with a ·
Directly behind him was John Kline,
finish line at 28:28. Bill Cresko finisht.d
time of 28:52 and Scott Mann placed
30:44.
Senior captain Doug Lane, runninc
college race, finished 150th in 31:50.
hampered with injuries and illnesses
season.
"We had hoped to do better," said
McGuire. "I don't know what happenoo.

See Ha

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have been made, but the cause cannot
at this time be declared with cerilkes College stu- tainty.
The number of alleged assailin a brawl that
ckering Hall on ants varies from eight to thirty, de26, necessitat- pendingon thesourceoftheinformaof the Wilkes- tion. Lampe said that the reason for
rding to Jane the large variation in number was
f student affairs, that it was hard to distinguish at the
degree of sever- moment the fight took place exactly
treated and re- who was with whom.
According to a reliable source,
ht, although sevup medical atten- eight or ten unknown males walked
in to Pickering. They allegedly
said the incident sought out one student and assaulted
brawl," and the him. They left and entered a second
fled the scene wing. From this point on, the same
ght was "quick, source said they went to the stairwell
and waited. Four Wilkes students
he said.
came out shortly after and heard a
t of my know!' a group of stu- commotion in the parking lot As
ckering, and it
they went to the stairwell to see what
t they were intent was going on, they were jumped and
t. Several allegaassaulted by the waiting attackers.

No one has been arrested in
connection with the incident, but
police have names of some allegedly
involved people whom they are q uestioning.
To help bring the situation
under control after the fight, calls
were made by Leigh Major, assistant
dean of student affairs for Residence
Life, to the other Wilkes College
buildings to ensure that those build- Former president Jimmy Carter speaks to students at the
ings were secured. Lampe said that ACP/CMA Collegiate Press Convention held in Atlanta.
this was merely a reinforcement of
Photo by Lisa MIiier
existing security measures.

Carter speaks at
Atlanta convention

Dean Lampe wanted to commend students for their cooperation
with the Wilkes-Barre police officers. It was a "tumultuous situation,"
and the "students reacted in a posi- by Jim Clark
tive fashion to the orders of the civil Beacon Assistant Sports Editor
authorities," she said.
She also noted that there was
full cooperation between College
officials apd the authorities.

speaks on surrogate motherhood
arie Tong, noted
lecturer and faculty
Williams College, apDarte Center for the
Thursday, October
of the Wilkes College
's Caucus. The Cau~ than a year old,
alecture by Tong to
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ity and to create a
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Dr. Rosemarie Tong
lege as well as a guest lecturer at
Davidson College, was chosen because of her "insightful and articulate
approach" to women's issues, according to Dr. Jane Elmes-Crahall,
secretary of the Caucus.
Prior to the lecture, an informal discussion of women's issues

with Dr. Tong was held in the
Annette Evans Alumni House. The
discussion, which was open to anyone interested but geared to a female
audience, presented an open forum
for topics that those attending wanted
to discuss.
Tong, whose lecture was
titled "Reproductive Ethics and
Women's Issues," spoke about the
social and legal implications of contracted motherhood, known more
commonly as surrogate motherhood.
She concentrated her discussion on
partial surrogacy, when a woman is
artificially inseminated and carries a
baby for a couple that pays her to do
so. It "has become a real legal issue,"
she said.

See Tong page 5

Jimmy Carter, former President
of the United States and currently a
Distinguished Professor at Emory
[GA] University, conducted a student press conference at the Associated College Press/College Media
Advisers in Atlanta, Georgia on
Thursday, October 27.
Carter's opening remarks focused on the role of college newspapers.
"It's significant that you have a
convention of this intensity of interest and this large a crowd," he said.
"Journalism, in all its aspects, is a
very high and important profession."
Carter also spoke of the change
he has seen in the professionalism of
collegiate journalism over the years.
"There's been a coming of age in
the quality and incisiveness of the
publications on college campuses,"
he said. "The papers have become
innovative, valuable sources of information for the entire society.
"College papers have had a
measured impact on the world's
consciousness."

A native Georgian, Carter, 69;
welcomed the delegation to Atlanta
and voiced his hopes for the future of
college newspapers.
"College publications have
demanded a high element of freedom," he said, "but at the same time,
I know there is and will be an intense
committment to be responsible, set
standards of precise investigation
and accurate reporting, and maintain
high moral and ethical standards."
Before Carter fielded students'
questions, he quipped that they
would be better than those asked by
the White House press corps.
Most of the inquiries dealt with
the upcoming presidential election.
Carter revealed his disgust with the
negative nature of the race to this
point.
"Of all the political campaigns
I've witnessed in my adultlife,thisone
has reached the lowest standard of
accuracy, substance and moral and
ethical content," he said.
"Both sides have resorted tu
character assassination of one's opponent The campaign has been

See Carter page 4

�November 3, 1988

PAGETWO

Questions MAC
To the Editor:
With the completion of a local
bank's . Money Access Center
. -~C) 'smack dab in the middle of
the campus it appears that Mammon
is firmly entrenched at Wilkes College, not merely behind the scenes
but in clear public view.
That a banking establishment
wished to offer and advertise its
services is understandable, but that

Guggenheim reaction
To the Editor:
There have been three separate
responses to my September 29th
letter to The Beacon. The first, penned by The Beacon 's editorialist(" A
rational voice?" Sept. 29), resorted to
personal attacks against me,
insinuating that I am not a "rational
voice" and that I "force-feed" my
criticism. Unfortunately, the writer
was more intent on hurting me than
he was on examining the issues I
raised. In addition he displayed such
a poor command of English that it
was difficult to take him seriously.
The second response came from
Norma Schulman-which was surprising since she was on leave when

officials at Wilkes College permitted
it to do so in such a crass and vulgar
manner is dismaying.
Wouldn't a modest machine in
the lobby of the Stark Learning Center, perhaps near the food dispensary
units, have been sufficient and given
students access at all hours? Instead,
we are offered a clumsy brick box,
tarted up with logos, which resembles the entrance to a fall-out
shelter and matches in architectural
distinction the late, unlamented bell
tower.

the censorship issue ·arose. At .any
rate, her narrow definition of what
does and does not constitute censorship puts her squarely on the side of
those who would ·gladly limit free
expression among students.
In the third response, Ken
Klemow, like the editor, used al
homjnem attacks in order to discredit
me. His argument that chairpersons
are "reviewed" does not in any way
refute the fact that Jhex .an: not
democratically e.lecU:d. His assertation that valuable work is done at
faculty meetings ignores the fact that
most of these meetings are squandered on the trivial. The first faculty
meeting of the year lasted eight
agonizing hours. During that time
one hour was devoted to the importance of donating to the United Way

ls this the wave of the future?
One imagines many other vacant
spaces on campus awaiting commercial exploitation.
Perhaps such motions as a college campus being an atmosphere for
liberal learning and a "community of
scholars" should be put to rest as
hopelessly romantic ·and sentimental.
,
Herbert Simon
Art Deptartment
Wilkes College

and another to the statistical results
of an unscientific survey. Inter-office memoranda could have cut at
least lli'.Q hmu:s. from our meeting
time.
Well, in the end, words must
lead to reforms. :will there be full
access for the handicapped on the
Wilkes campus? :will students have a
free, independent voice in their
publications? Ylill they be taught to
understand injustice in their community and country? And fil.ll faculty
members speak without fear of
reprisals? Action to insure these
freedoms is vital.

Respectfully Yours,
Herbert S. Guggenheim

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VOL. XLI No. 8 November 3, 1988
Editor-in-Chief. ............................................ Lee Scott Morrell
News Editor ..................................................... Barbara Jamelli
Assistant News Editors .. ...................................... Sue Borthwick

.................................... Michele Corbett
Feature Editors .................................................... Wendi Harvey

..............................................J oho , T. Gordon
Sports Editor...... ........ ............................................ Lisa Miller
Assistant Sports Editor ............................................... Jim Clark
Photography Editor............................................ Donna Yedlock
Copy Editors ......... .................................... Wendy Rosencrance

. . ....................................................... Eddie Lu pico
Advertising Manager ......................................... Kathy L. Harris
Business and Distribution Manager............................Tom Obrzut
Adviser ........................................................... Mr. Tom Bigler
Contributing Writers; Michele Broton, Craig Cooper, Kim Evans,
Nancy Houtz, Bill Kem, Ray Ott, Suzanne Payne, Andy Renner, Ian
Taggert, Chris Taroli, and Tony Veatch

Contributing Photographers: Wendi Harvey, Lisa Miller, Lee
Morrell, Ian Taggert and Suzanne Payne

The Beacon is published Thursdays during the fall and spring semesters
except during scheduled breaks, finals weeks and vacation periods. All
views expressed in this publication are those of the individual writer and
do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this publication or Wilkes
College. Letters to the editor are welcomed, provided they are no longer
than 500 words. Letters exceeding this length may be edited or rejected
on terms of space. All letters must be signed, but names may be
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Editorial offices are located on the third floor of the Conyngham Student
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Editorial

The Atlanta
•
experience
lf you leaf through your Beacon right now, you
detect a slight change. We've added some things to
our look, as well as strengthening our writing. These
in part, are in effect because of the 1988 AC
(Associated Collegiate Press/College Media A
convention in Atlanta, Georgia.
Four-members of The Beacon 's staff--Lisa Millet
editor; James Clark, assistant sports editor; Tom
business manager; and I (Lee Morrell)--spent last
Atlanta learning from professionals, collegiate advi
other collegiate journalists. The program, which 1
days, contained 200 separate seminars that covered s
as press law, censorship, teaching others how to ·
many different design topics.
We had the opportunity to put our paper next to
the best in the country and let the professionals tell us
stack up. The results were quite pleasing. Alth
adviser who conducted the critique saw a lot of things
improve on, she was impressed by our number of
proportion to the size of the College. We were told,
for ourselves, that many schools larger than we don't
paper this large.
The experience wasn't limited to sitting in se ·
hours. Being in the same hotel with the other 1400
journalists gave us an opportunity to swap "war stori
people who understand our problems. Just sitting in
with twenty other people, we were able to solve pr
had with their solutions and vice-versa. By picking
different college publications--"dailies" such asThe
Daily Bruin, The (USC) Daily Trojan, and The (B
Universe, and "weeklies" like The (U. of CA, Irvi
University, The (Cleveland State) Cauldron, The (U.
Orleans) Driftwood, and The (N. Kentucky U.) No
we were aple to see how other papers deal with prob!
ours.
We were also given the chance to see life as a p
journalist. The offices of The Atlanta Constitutionl.l
well as the CNN (Cable News Network) offices were
tours. Many of us also witnessed "real news" (a truck
and a tenement fire) and were able to work on fact ga
The entire experience was invaluable to the paper
the staff. We would like to thank Mr. Tom Bigler
support in- getting the trip off the ground and anyone
was involved in allowing us to "do Atlanta." Your
be the benefactor.

**************** ***

Thumbs up: Go to the five members of the
community who were selected for the Interc
Leadership Wilkes-Barre. The students are John
seni?r; Alisa Geller, junior; Scott Barth, junior;
Malitsky, sophomore; and The Beacon's own, Jim
freshman.

...

. Thumbs up: Go to the members of the History
Science Club and the College Republicans for th ·
Election." It's about time someone (including The B
something about this national election which will
change the course of the nation. This next president is
do something about student loans and it's only a q
who and what he will do.
Thumbs down: Go to whomever is respon
allowing 8-10 non-Pickering residents to walk in un
assault five residents before escaping untouched.
leaders can't get into their own offices but hooligans
into a residence untouched and beat our students
Something is wrong here.

**************** ***

Special thanks to Roof, MB, Flyman, James
Debbie, Boomer, Michelle, Rick, Sue, Sheila, T
Audrey, Kim, Patrick, Pat, Glen, James and an
forgot, for making Atlanta special!

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whole day. Just as the
aqua and started spinllably, Tha&lt;h my
weed whacker, burst
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through the city

the rain laying its pitter
throughout the land,

· g upon a towering
ss. It hovered over
door shunning us
drawing us in. The
buckles on the door
elderly gentleman
hose and yodeling
· beer hall songs.
announce our intem
GIil of our skivvies, the
inttoduced himself
n. A Democrat,
y monologue of
uialisms, he inwould be out in

a minute.
Lloyd graciously showed us into
the living room, which consisted of
the standard furniture, as well as a
detailed, life size replica.of the Batmobile, and a softened mechanical
bull. Surplus tax dollars well spent,
folks. After having been offered the
complimentary mango-scented
wheat crackers and imported pork

rinds, we found out what these two
characters were here for. It seems
that, as Mike was visiting the
spacious laboratories of Wilkes College, his eyebrows were singed by a
bunsen burner, and he was waiting
for them to heal before appearing in
public again. Lloyd quickly changed
the subject and complimented me on
the beige duck suit I had slipped on
earlier.
Just as Lloyd began discussing
his dedication to the Gay American
Indian Bureaus throughout this great
~and of ours, a dwarflike man appeared in the doorway. His shape
was greatly distorted, for he wore the
costume of 6 giant piece of pita bread.
Yes, it was Mike, Mike Dukakis, a
Democrat, a man who·se name is
defined in Webster's Greek-English
dictionary to mean, and I quote, "the

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slender groin muscle of a Croatian
variety of garden cow." Mike rested
on the corduroy couch beside us, and
once again I heard comments about
my famous beige duck suit. He
quickly turned from subject to subject, from defense to farm animal
molesting to abortion to granola trail
mix and back to that beige duck suit
of mine. As Lloyd was busy on the
mechanical bull, Mike repeatedly
offered, in a pleading tone, to allow
us to ride with him in a tank on a
television commerical. Though a
picture of a beige duck, saucy French
maid and an eyebrowless, muppetlike person all perched on a tank
probably would not hurt his campaign, I thought it best he find someone else for the job. Nevertheless, I
was impressed by' this statuesque
father figure.
Little did I know that while we
cof!versed with the overage Lloyd,
Mike had been occupied upstairs in
the world famous, yet widely unknown Personality Room. It was in
this room that countless robed men
and women went to work quickly and
dedicatedly on the Democrat. With
an assortment of power tools and
electric probes, they assembled the
man from a simple kit. Insert sense of
humor in top left comer of brain. Fit
in charisma down under the frontal
lobe. Stuff some beliefs in there
somewhere. In the time it took Lloyd
to call out for buffalo wings, a candidate came to life. How can you
believe, you fools, that politicians are
being themselves, are being honest,
when things like this actually go on.
Don't vote.

Pack of Lies.
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The Student Activities Center has been considering the idea of putting
a non-alcoholic pub in the basement of Conyngham Student Center.
There have been suggestions to have an alcoholic pub, but through
research we have found that this is not feasible due to the liability, costs,
and the lack of a college liquor license. Also, an alcoholic pub does not
guarantee that alcohol consumption will stay on the Wilkes College
campus. For example, commuters will have to drive home, and residents
who drink at the pub and "card" everyone. Obviously the pub would only
benefit students over twenty-one. This defeats the pub's purpose, which is
to provide a non-exclusive student activity.
There are positive aspects of a non-alcoholic pub. The pub will bring
more activity into the Student Center and could provide more on-campus
jobs for students. The SUB is considering the idea of having
non-alcoholic beverages (virgin drinks and non-alcoholic beer), food (pizza,
burgers, fries, nachos, etc.), and entertainment (DJ's, bands, comedians).
The basement does have the necessary facilities for a non-alcoholic pub;
however, before any research is continued, the Student Activities would
like your opinion. Please complete the following survey and return it to
the Student Activities office on the third floor of the SUB.

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3.
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2. Circle: Commuter Dorm
Present Address _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I
Rate the Student Center on a scale of 1 to IO (IO being best) _ _ _
How many houfs a week do you spend in the Student Center and why? 1

6. Would you like to see a non-alcoholic pub open in the basement of the
Conyngham Student Center?
Circle:
YES NO

If yes continue to questions 7-15
7. Would you attend the pub?
Circle:
YES NO
8. If so, how often and at what times? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
9. If a pub were open¢, would you prefer: (circle)
Weekends only
Weeknights and weekends
10. What hours should the pub be in operation? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
11. Suggestions for activities in the pub _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __

12. If live entertainment were at the pub, would you be willing to pay a
cover charge?
Circle:
YES NO
13. What is the maximum cover charge you would pay? _ _ _ _ __
14. Ideas on a pub name _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
15. If you are interested in helping with or working at the pub please write
your name and number in the following space.

Election Day
Novembers
Get out and vote!

�November 3, 1988

news
Intersession classes offered
by Susan Borthwick
Beacon Assistant News Editor
The 1989 Intersession for
semester break is ready for its students. Under the direction of John
Meyers, associate dean of academic
affairs, the program is being held for
the first time since 1976, which was
a "modest success at best" Since
1976, the students have been asking
if it will be done, partially because of
students who plan to study abroad.
Also, requests came in for courses
that are "not the riorma1 bill of fare."
The faculty involvement
comes from the desire to satisfy the
interests of students. The Economics
Department will have a course dealing with a professor's ongoing re-

Carter
Continued from page 1
reduced to 30 second, highly costly
television spots."
How has this affected the
public's viewpoint of the election?
"I think the people, although alienated by these tactics, still absorb
them and form their opinions of the
candidates accordingly,"
Carter
said.
Despite his misgivings about the
strategies of the candidates, Carter
was not hesitant to endorse Michael
Dukak:s.
"W!m1 I was president," he
said, "I was liberal on such issues as
human and civil rights and the environment, but a conservative about
the fiscal budget and a strong defense.
"I thirJ.: the same things could be
said about Mike Dukakis. No one
wants to go back to the deficits of
Reaganomics."

search. The Nursing Department has
The following courses will be
a very large number of RN's who offered for this Intersession: Acmost likely have shown an interest
counting 1211 with Kenneth Broadt;
This intersession will be good Art 2981 with Jean Adams; Biology
for someone who wants or needs to 3981 with Dr. David Long; Business
use the January break for course Administration 2981; Economics
work. Topic courses are offered 2981 with Robert De Young; and
because they can be flexible as far as English 2981 with Dr. Donald
student interest The upcoming in- Bloom.
tersession will do something differOnly one course is allowed to
ent so the students have a different be taken during Intersession, with the
way of completing the core require- exception of an additional gym class.
ments and will also be helpful to The students will stay in unoccupied
seniors who need these ~ourses to rooms (rooms which were vacant for
graduate on time in May.
fall or soon to be vacant for the spring
Dean Meyers requested that semester) or in rooms of other stucourses from the fall and spring dents with their permission. The
semester not be offered. The only
exception will be Fundamentals of housing arrangements may change in
the future if there is a sufficient need.
Public Speaking.
A student referred to the presidential election process as "the longest job interview in the world" and
asked if it was too long and costly and
if the press' thorough coverage of
candidates was unfair.
"The process isn't excessive,"
said Carter. "Remember, it's voluntary. It gives the candidate a chance
to learn about the country he wants to
lead and gives the nation's people an
opportunity to get to know the candidate.
"I don't think the press should
hold back. The character of a person
who wants to be president should be
open and known.
"The minimum standards for a
president should be competence,
compassion and truthfulness."
Carter explained his influence
on a project titled American Agenda,
which will be presented to the next
president.
"This is a package of issues that
can't possibly avoided," he said. "I

can't get into specifics, but they will
have to be dealt with on a bipartisan
basis, and it will take political courage to address them.
"fFormerl Presi~ent Gerald
Ford and 150 expert American leaders, most of whom served in previous
presidential administrations, are
working in conjunction with me on
this."
What is Carter's impression of
the changing Soviet Union?
"This is an exciting time," he
said. "Mikhail Gorbachev is a Soviet
leader unlike one we've ever seen
before. There's some real, positive
change going on there. For example,
religious freedom is growing.
- "My philosophy is to cooperate
with the Soviets whenever possible,
and compete with them whenever
necessary."
Carter, who said his goal since
he was a young man was to become a
college professor, founded the Carter
Center at Emory University.

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The new MAC machine which
stands between the Annette Evans
Alumni House and the Conyngham
StudentCenterwillbeinoperationas
of November 14. The MAC machine, sponsored by Northeastern
Bank of Wilkes-Barre, is a true convience for students, faculty, and staff
on campus.

The machine is also ina
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The idea of a MAC machine
came up about a year and a half ago,
according to Mr. Paul O'Hop, vice
president of business affairs and
auxiliary affairs. Because of the over
abundance of the machines in the
area, many banks were not interested. Northeastern was contacted

Mr. OHop felt he
to have tllis for a conv·
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other indication of
interest and willingne&amp;1
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Campus soda machines, and maintained by a student staff, clever advertising, and "break even" expenses.
Other information from these
interviews went into questionaires
which are to be distributed to all fulltime students. The purpose of these
surveys, Knabb stated, is to ensure
"student input," and basically, the
results will determine further developments on the pub.
There are other options for
this soda machine money, such as an
acoustically furnished _basement
room in the new gym, or a sound
system for the dining hall. However,
tbis tnon~y will~ c?llected ~u.ally.

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and all of these projects may be accomplished in future years.
Onceagain,S.G. membersare
reminded that their ticket returns and
money from the Wilkes raffle to

Student Government

students eligible for prizes. Prizes
include a ski weekend to Shawnee
Mt., a recliner, tickets to an Eagles/
Cardinals game, $50 gift certificate,
dinner for two, and four complimentary lunches. Prizes are courtesy of

Some suggestions made to
alleviate the parking difficulties on
Campus include either a parkade in
Michele Corbett
conjunction with the city of WilkesBarre or a "shuttle bus system" from
the parking lots at Ralston field.
Reports on the Uniglobe
Travel,
more specifically, Apple
benefit the United Way are due by the
Wednesday, November 10, S.G. Tours, for Spring Break were given.
meeting. Tickets are available only Two trips will be offered to the stuto students, although professors can dent body. Daytona was stongly
make donations, thus making only discouraged by the travel agent due

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What? A pub on the Wilkes campus
The possibility of a non-alcoholic pub in theportionoftheStudent
Center known as "The Cellar" has
been one of the highlights of the
Student Government meetings these
past few weeks.
On Ocober 26, Lisa Knabb,
assistant student activities director,
enlightened the members with her
updates on the situation, including
briefings of her phone interviews
with colleges and universities that
have pubs.
The information gathered
from these interviews answered several of the questions that had been
raised concerning the pub. It was
concluded that the pub would probably be named through .a contest,
funded by the money collected from

ey SU
(Demc

to the recentrestrictioos
anti-college atmosphcre.
tioned was the fact t1111
students that go, the c
rates.
IHRCurged ~ose
support,lhe blood driveoo
3, (today) at the F~
Church. In an attempt to
support for the drive,
dorm competition with a
for the dorm with the ·
centage of participation.
drive is also WIN eligilt
Concluding c
meeting on the 19th, ·
knowledgement of
Barker, an S.G. advisa,
ing for some S.G. mem
attendance.

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November 3, 1988

Students chosen for Intercollegiate
Leadership Wilkes-Barre program
by Barbara Jamelli

which meets regularly to discuss issues of interest and concern to the
area's college campuses, also consists of Dr. Christopher N. Breiseth,
president of Wilkes College; Dr. ·
Thomas Moran, president of
Luzerne County Community College (LCCC); Dr. James Ryan, campus executive at the Pennsylvania
State University-Lehman Campus;
and the Reverend Lackenmaier,
president of King's College, all of
whom supported Wilson's idea.
Intercollegiate Leadership
Wilkes-Barre will involve five daylong sessions, with each one being
held at a different campus. The sessions and their locations are as follows: Leadership and Leadership
Development, at Penn State-Lehman
Campus;
Regulating Economic
Development, at LCCC; Government and Politics, at King's College;
Issues of Social Responsibility, at
College Misericordia; and Quality of
Life Issues, at Wilkes College. In
addition, an orientation session will
be held November 9 at the John

Beacon News Editor
Five Wilkes College students
were chosen to participate in the
newly formed Intercollegiate Leadership Wilkes-Barre. John Walsh, a
senior economics major; Scott Barth,
a junior business administration
major; Alisa Geller, a junior political
science major; Kristen Malitsky, a
sophomore engineering major; and
James Clark, a freshman communications major will be this year's participants from Wilkes College.
Leallership Wilkes-Barre is a
non-profit organization that brings
together new and emerging leaders
from various segments of the Wyoming Valley.
The idea of a Leadership
Wilkes-Barre program at the collegiate level, analogous to the Junior
Leadership
Wilkes-Barre program,
y, November 1, the History/Political Science Club and the
was
suggested
by Dr. Bruce Wilson,
licans Club sponsored a mock election in Stark Lobby.
from 8 am to 4 pm and students and faculty were invited acting president of College Miserithey support the Bush/Quayle (Republican) ticket or cordia, at a Council of Presidents
meeting. The Council of Presidents,
tsen (Democrat) ticket or if they were undecided.

wins Wilkes Moek
4 % undecided

Heinz Rehabilitation Center.
Prior to this semester, Leadership Wilkes-Barre has sponsored
three programs: Leadership WilkesBarre, the Lea4ership Wilkes-Barre
Executive Series, and Junior Leadership Wilkes-Barre for the high
school level. "The existing programs
consist of ten monthly classes aimed
at exploring and discussing possible
solutions to community.problems as
well as encourage involvement in
community affairs," said Paul S.
Adams, associate dean for student
affairs and the Wilkes College campus liaison to the program.
The program will create a
"very provocative, engaging ...
learning environment," Adams said.
Due to the short amount of
time given for preparation, the Student Affairs office selected the
Wi~es participants. Next year, according to Adams, students will be
able to "express interest in the program through application."

a total 192 voters, 118 chose Bush/Quayle, 68 chose
and 6 indicated that they were undecided. This translated
Bush/Quayle, 35% for Dukakis/Bentsen and 4% were

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there are several arguments against legally allowing
most relevant of them being that surrogacy is "a disguised
-selling" which potentially distorts the mother/child
Proponents of this argument, she said, allege that someone
11 the mere means to someone else's end. They also argue
is concerned with its own happiness. This happiness is
ababy, making the baby an object to possess.
Slaled that there are two basic arguments in favor contracted
die utilitarian and contractarian points of view. The former
action, including surrogacy. is fine if it is doing the most
most people. The latter, based on the idea that "contracts are
· ,• says that the surrogacy situation is stable as long as a
into freely, because the contract presumably can be held
of law. What some people don't realize, she said, is that not
is allowed by the legal system.
arized the various feminist positions on the subject: the
ist", and "radical" points of view. She said the problem
some conceptualize the contractual motherhood issue is that
"model reproduction on production," and that is what causes
surrogacy from the feminist point of view.
e the lecture, Tong presented four proposed solutions:
cootractual motherhood; prohibit contracts as public policy,
if two parties enter into a surrogacy arrangement involving a
contract couldn't be held up in a court of law; permit certain
ts; or assimilate contractual motherhood into adoption law.
proposal, she said, should cause us to wonder why people
!Oday. Adoption was originally meant to provide a home
rcr a child who had none. Putting surrogacy in the same
adoption would refocus the idea to providing a child for a
llad none. In other words, she said, the focus would not just
tered as it is in traditional adoption law but also
that ultimately, "we must make the personal decisions on
and answer period was held immediately after the lecture

for Dr. Tong was held in the CPA afterwards.
to being a noted lecturer, Tong has also published several

gWomen, Sex, and the Law, which was a required text for
e topics course taught at Wilkes College in the Spring

MUSIC NOTES
Monday, Nov. 7, 8:15
TRIO D'ARCHI DI ROMA
virtuoso Italian string trio
on premier US tour
Music of Mozart, Beethoven, Reger

Friday, Nov. 4, 8:15
Gies
STUDENT RECITAL
Dominick Cuccia, '89 ·
percussionist

Sunday, Nov. 6, 3:00
Gies
STUDENT RECITAL
Gayle Bateman, '88
flutist

Monday, Nov. 7, 7:30
KJC
WIND ENSEMBLE OF WILKES COLLEGE
Jerome Campbell, conductor
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feature

Myth and christianity
Christianity is a
fairly
young religion. Its many myths
are most likely based upon the
enhancing and refining of earlier
Jewish and Greek myths and legends. These myths have had a
significant influence on the creation and establishment of Western beliefs and customs.
There are three major types
of interpretations of Christian
myth:
historical, psychoanalytical, and existential.
The historical (or history of
religious
interpretation)
says
that myths are sacred stories, or
the breaking through of the supematural into the world in the
form of a story. By reenacting
the sacred story at a sacred time
and participating in it through
ritual (e.g. the Lord's supper on
Holy Thursday) will enable the
believer to understand his origins and his place in the world.
The psychoanalytical interpretation views myth in symbolic terms. Carl Jung, a Swiss psychoanalyst, viewed myth as a depiction of the unconscious archetypes, or the innate tendencies to
form symbolic images.
These

The
Existential
interpretalion views myth as a form of
expression by which man understands himself. The imagery of
myth is taken from this spacialtemporal world of cause and
effect as opposed to the timeless.transcendent, spiritual world
of God. The world of man is
qualitatively different and contradictory to the world of God.
Therefore, we should reinterpret
Christian myths in terms of
man's existence. ·
Christian myth seeks to reveal an insight or to describe a
truth about the human condition.
It does so in a metaphysical
sense. It goes beyond the apprehension and comprehension of
facts--its manner is substantiated
by the senses (remember, there
is not one shred of empirical evidence for the existence of God}.
The imagination must be used in
order to communicate properly
these concepts.
Christianity arose during the
middle of the Hellenistic period
and was greatly influenced by the
contemporary Greek and Near
Eastern cultures and, of course,

mental forms help us understand the mythologies of those culthe human condition, both indi- tures.
vidually and culturally.
In Christianity there are four

ages: 1)
man, 2)
advent of
of Christ

Creation to the fall of
Fall of man to first
Christ, 3) First advent
to second advent of

er Olympias, was common to "Render therefore to
Hellinistic mythology (this does things that are C
not prove or disprove the histor- God the things that
icity of the virgin birth of (Matt. 22:21). The
Christ).
the linear progress of
The gospel writer Luke, who man being some how
narrated the vrrgm birth of from nature have he
Christ, seems to emphasize the Western thought and
humanity of Christ, as does John theory.
in the fourth gospel: "The Logos (word} became flesh."
Since the Ret
Many changes took place in has been a deemp
the Middle Ages because of the gorical and symbolic
expansion of Christianity from lions of Biblical d
the Mediterranean area to the translate the Bible ·
believe it to be the ·
north and east. Many new peop- of God, then we run ·
le and tribes were converted to who is illogical and
Christianity, but they did not tan t. If we translate
give up the attributes of their pre- legorically, then we
vious religious heritage;
they problem of having
just incorporated them into a pretations for one
new belief system.
In Baltic truth is that we don't
mythology, the god Kalvis, the parts of the Bible are
dragon slayer, was replaced by lated mythologically,
St. George, just as the attributes ally, allegorically,
of the Roman god Mars were symbolically, or Ii
transferred to Michial, the arch- the beauty of it, though.
angel, some time before, and so
on.
Many other important beThe important ·
liefs and concepts have their ori- one does not blindly
gin in Christianity: perhaps the self to any religion.
American concept of separation ask questions and
of church and state can be traced those things that
back to a statement of Jesus-- right or proper.

. ..,..~,.•••

Christ, including Last Judgement
a~d, 4) The creation of a new
Heaven and new Earth where the
chosen will live in eternity.
These four ages parallel the four
ages
described
in
Iranian
mythology as told by the prophet Zoroaster in the 7th century
B.C. Both tell of a struggle in
finite time between good and
evil, a saviour, a Last Judgement, and a new world. The battle between Christ and the AntiChrist is also similiar to the
struggle between Ormazd and
Ahriman in Iranian mythology.
The theme of a virgin birth,
or a miraculous birth of a diety,
such as Venus being born from a
seashell or Alexander the Great
being born from his virgin moth-

The Seventh Sign

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IS

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much more attention now that
it's going to be on video. So go
out and grab a copy of this film
for the ages. If you don't see
The Sign you're going in the
wrong direction.

'II'lhlce Gil'mlce:
Story: 4.0
Acting: 4.0
Music: 4.0
lFfund Gil'~ce: 410®
• John can be seen reviewing
movies at 12:15 on Thursdsays
on the Stark Lobby monitors during the Wilkes Today News
show.

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John Carpenters

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posted

Last April I posted a "sign" true throughout the film. The fi- give birth to on February 29.
that read 4.0. The Seventh Sign nal sign -- the seventh sign The story revolves around
was the first film that I ever
Moore's character, her husband
gave a 4.0 rating. In my opin(played by Michael Biehn of
ion this film was the best picture
Aliens), and the mysterious boardof 1988, and one of the best of
er they have staying at their
all time. On November 2 The
home. He is played by Jurgen
Seventh Sign will be available
Prochnow (Beverly Hills Cop II).
for rent everywhere. Here's a reHis presence on screen is electricap in case you missed my refying. He should be up for an
view last year.
Academy Award before his career
The Seventh Sign is a motion
is over. If he doesn't get it for
picture everyone should take to -- has to do with the child that this film, it will be a shame.
heart. This film makes us aware Abby (Demi Moore) is going to
The Seventh Sign should get
that there is great hope in the
world ·in which we live -- a world
stricken with war and famine. It
is a dark film, an eerie film,
which has a glorious conclusion.
However, there are still some sad
undertones present in the fmale.
In The Sign there is no gore
and no incredible amount of
bloodshed, just a story that will
grasp you and refuse to let go.
It will always be with you.
The basic plot of The Seventh
:
Sign goes as follows: there are
seven signs on the earth that can
lead to its possible destruction.
With each one that comes true,
the earth comes closer to its deJurgen Prochnow plays a man of mystery in The Seventh Sign.
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November 3 1988

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BELATED

Beacon Staff Writer

Our countdown begins this week at number 787.

BIRTHDAY,

787. Reach Out/Four Tops
786. Kodachrome/Paul Simon
785. Uncle Albert-Admiral Halsey/Paul &amp; Linda McCartney
784. Slip Slidin' Away/Paul Simon
'
783. From Me To You/Beatles
782. Only You Know And I Know/Delaney &amp; Bonnie &amp; Friends
781. Fortress Around Your Heart/Sting
780. Sunday Bloody Sunday/U2
' Zombies/Hooters
779. All You
778. Tenth Avenue FreezeoUt/BfUce Springsteen
777. If You Could Read My Mind/Gordon Lightfoot
776. Bye Bye Love/Cars
775. You Better You Bet/Who
774. Out Of Time/Rolling Stones
773. The Way You Do The Things You Do{femptations
772. The Heat Is On/Glenn Frey
771. Lay Lady Lay/Bob Dylan
770. Standing In The Shadows Of Love/Four Tops
769. City Of New Orleans/Ario Guthrie
768. Me And Bobby McGee/Janis Joplin
767. Rough Boys/Pete Townshend
766. You Better Run/Pat Benatar
765. Stay With Me/Faces
764. Great Balls OfFire/Jerry Lee Lewis
763. What Is And What Should Never Be/Led Zeppelin
762. Amie/Pure Prairie League
761. Skateaway/Dire Straits
760. No Particular Place To Go/George Thorogood
7_59. Question/Moody Blues
758. Hold Me/Fleetwood Mac
757. She's Leaving Home/Beatles
756. Reason To Believe/Rod Stewart
755. Tumblin' Dice/Rolling Stones
754. Twisting The Night Away/Rod Stewart
753. Oh Very Young/Car Stevens

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- London, England- 11/3/54
Scooptown, Pa.- 11/3/22
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by Tom Obrzut

our Birthday wishes in· the Birthday Box,
in the Stark lobby. All wishes should be in a
advance.
HAPPY

Top 1000

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Notes: One of Pat Benatar's earlier hits, "You Better Run," bows at
number 766. In this week's segment of the top 1000 classical rock songs,
Rod Stewart, the Rolling Stones, the Beatles, Paul Simon, and the Four
Tops all chart twice.

he EES Club,off to a nuclear
power plant? It .could be
"Spreading an awareness to
students and the community about the importance of environmental issues." That, according
to Earth and Environmental Science Club president Eric M.
Sullivan, is the purpose of the
club. However; it offers a great
deal beyond that to its members.
Naturally, it' offers the companionship of people with a similar interest in the environment.
The club has approximately 15
members which include business,
accounting, and biology majors
in addition to the usual earth and
environmental science majors.
Through the EES club, these
members are offered the opportunity to go on various field trips,
such as canoeing and biking at

Of course, trips like these
state parks. The club is also discussing the possibility of a field require money, so the club raises
trip to a nu.c lear power plant and money through several methods.
Last year, they sold cooler cups
and held a bakery sale.
The group also does the
usual "good deeds." Last year, a
paper drive (headed by Sullivan)
was held, in · which the group
placed boxes in designated areas
to collect paper for recycling.
The club's advisor is Dr. Sid
Halsor and meetings are held
perhaps another to the Procter every Thursday at 11 a.m. in the
and Gamble Paper Plant. These conference room on the fourth
trips are open to all members of floor of Stark Learning Center.
the club and, of course, any If your interests lie in the imguests they might wish to bring provement or exploration of the
along.
According to President environment, then the ~ .and
Sullivan, they are "very informal · Eitvirohmentld 'Science Club 'is
about bringing friends along."
definitely for you.

�PAGEEIGHf

November 3, 1988

by Nancy Houtz

Beacon Feature Reporter

Do you think that the new MAC machine is beneficial,
do you think it will cause students to ·spend their mone
more freely?

Debra Frenzilli
(Freshman)
I think it is more beneficial
because it is more accessible.
Students are going to spend it
whether they have to walk or
not.

Pete Rizzuto
(Freshman)
Students will waste their
money faster. My friends and I
are going to play poker out by
the MAC machine.

Heather Moran
(Sophomore)
I definitely think It IS more
beneficial because students won't
have ttJ run to the square at four
in the morning.

Jim Healey
(Junior)
It will benefit the stu
because they don't have to
about walking as far. They
get money anytime.

Lisa Murphy
(Sophomore)
It is easier for students to
get their money, and they will
waste it faster.

Jessica Materna
(Freshman)
It will definitely cause them
to waste their money faster.

Kirsten Kovaleski
(Freshman)
I think it's good because
people don't have to go as far to
another MAC machine.

Andy Costic
(Junior)
I know I'll spend my
faster by ordering pizza and
ing out for beer.

Tom Kozura
(Senior)
It is going to make students
spend their money a little faster,
but I don't think it will have a
positive or negative effect.
If
they want to spend it they will.

Pete Guinosso
(Junior)
I think it can be both
beneficial and detrimental.
It
will cause the students to spend
money faster, but they also
won't be in the danger of
walking far.

Dave Bailey
(Freshman)
I think the students will
spend their money faster. People will run to the MAC and get
money if they run out. It has
chances of getting vandalized
also.

Amy Farro
(Freshman)
I think it's more be
because if students need
they are going to get it
it's close or not. It's a good
cess.

�November 3, 1988

PAGENINE

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1988 College Media
National Convention
October 26 - 29, 1988

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Annual Convention
of the Associated Collegiate Press
and the College Media Advisers
Hyatt Regency Hotel
Atlanta, Ga.

�PAGE TEN

November 3, 1988

Remember, Mom always said, "Do
fall asleep with the T.V. on!"
by Lee Morrell
Beacon Editor

I awoke to the sound of
chirping birds outside of my window and what sounded like an a_ir
raid signal right next to my ear.
I turned over and looked at my
clock; it glared an obnoxious
".6:04" (the dot signifying a.m.)
at me. I spat a tirade of equally
obnoxious four letter lyrics at
this singing sleep killer.
After a minute of internal
debate, I arose feeling very
strange.
I couldn't explain the
odd feeling that dominated my being. All I could remember was
falling asleep while watching the
Olympics on NBC. I was "proud
as a peacock" at the way our volleyballers played against the
Soviet Union. Anyway, I fell asleep watching TV and I awoke
feeling goofy; with me so far?
I rolled down the steps and
attempted to make a nutritious
breakfast. After pouring a glass
of "Florida's finest" into my
Smurf emblazoned "Dixie cup"
and a trip to the cabinet to pick
out a cereal that would suit my
needs for that particular day (I
chose to "go cuckoo for Cocoa
Puffs" because of the high caffeine level, hoping it would
wake me up), I filled the bowl
with something to "do my body
good." Tha was followed with
some "good to the last drop"
java.
At that point, I started to become dizzy.
"It's nothing," I
said. It felt kinda like deja vu.
"It's nothing," I repeated
After eating, I strolled up
the stairs and into the bathroom
and began to prepare myself for

what seemed to be the longest
day in creation. I stepped into
the shower, grabbed my soap and
proceeded to become "Zestfully
clean." I also "built up the body
of my hair" with my tube of
green wonder hair cleaner.
I stepped out of the shower
and dried off, grabbed my "professionally designed, built to
reach those back teeth" toothbrush and made my teeth "as
white as they can be." I then
dragged the "best disposable
razor money can buy" across my
"rich lather" covered face. After
dabbing my face with a towel
"made from 100% cotton," and
making my armpits feel "confident and secure," I went back to
my bedroom.
I began to dress and, once
again felt that dizzy feeling wave
over my body. It subsided as I
pulled on my "inspected by #12"
underwear. I dressed completely
and sat down to prepare my feet
for a sneaker "revolution." I entrapped my feet in their "all
horsehide" coffin and bounded
down the steps.
As I fumbled with my car
keys, I gazed heavenward and
noticed a silver bug streaking
across the sky. I saluted those
brave souls who were "flying the
friendly skies" and continued
with the business at hand. I put
the key in the door of my "precision crafted German road machine" and sat down to "experience the feel of the open road."
As I buzzed over the freeway,
my mind began to drift. I was
going back lo that dizzy feeling
of earlier this morning.
This
time it came with a headache.
"Damit," I said, "I haven't got

time for the pain." So, I popped
a few aspirins and continued on
my way to work.
I arrived al the office and
pumped a few coins into the old
soda machine so I could get a
taste of "the real thing." I
grabbed my soda, went into my
office and began to pound away
at my "user friendly, word

powerful" computer/word processor. As I did this visions of dancing raisins and singing bran
flakes and that annoying song
about those fruit drinks--you
know, the commercial with the
marathon runner--permeated my
thoughts.
I blacked out at my desk for
what must have been hours, because when I woke up it was dusk
out. There was a note on my
screen that said, "When you
wake up, you're fired!" I gulped
down two more aspirins, swished
my soda around my mouth and
swallowed that depressing swallow. At that time I decided that
"the night belonged to Michelob;" and so did I.
I left the office and rumbled
down the side steps, unwilling to
deal with the elevator that promises "they will always let me
down." I found my "specifically
tuned" road hog and aimed at the
closest watering hole.
I • opened the door and

entered the smoke filled room. I
inched my way through the wall
to wall people and settled myself
on a stool next to a very attractive woman.
"What's the matter, Brown
Eyes?" she queried.
"I lost my job and 'my dishes have spots,"' I responded.
"That's terrible!"
"I know, but I bought some
'Cascade' yesterday.
I hope it
works," I answered.
She just nodded.
I think
she noticed my "ring around the
collar."
"Gotta go, good luck with
those spots," she said.
I looked up at the bartender
and said in my best Australian
accent,
"'Gimme a nip of the
smooth refresher."'
He said, "Haven't you has
enough, buddy?"
"No" I replied, "I just got
here, anyway I have this "bad
itching and flaking."
'"Hey, step up to the
mike,"' he said as he tossed an
aerosol can at me.
I decided I had had enough
brooding for one night. Tomorrow is another day, I can find a
new and better job.
At that
point I broke into a chorus of
("The sun will come out) Tomorrow" and collapsed on the bar. I
have a low threshold for liquor.
I awoke in a hospital bed
wearing and seeing white. I
buzzed the nurse who trotted into
my room with her nauseating bedside manner. She said "Welcome
to Jones Memorial Hospital, the
best care anywhere." I thanked
her and asked her to either tell
me what was wrong with me or
get me a doctor who could. As I

yelled at her I
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song. I screame.d,
gain, pas.5Cd out
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Jack Coen: a real
laughing matter
by Kim Evans
Beacon Features Writer

The Programming Board's
Saturday Night Subset continues
this Saturday night with the appearance of Jack Coen at 8 p.m.
in the SUB.
With the Presidential election right around the corner, Jack
Coen's political humor adds a
great spark to his act.
Coen
states that his political humor
started with his joke about
Grenada: "I kind of like Grenada. I thought that was a good
war. My father had World War
II, my brother had Nam, now I
have Grenada.
Five, six years ·

from now I can go up to a couple Bridge New Jersey. He then movof young punks on the corner ed to New York City, where he
and say, 'Yeah you kids don't rebecame a regular emcee at Catch
member the war, do you? It was a Rising star. In four short years
a hairy weekend."
Jack has done work on the soap
Jack Coen has appeared on opera, One Life to Live, another
The Richard Belzer Show, Hard Richard Betzner Cinamax special,
Knocks, and The Rascals Come- an appearance on Night Flight,
dy Hour. "We as television proand five apperances on Bill
ducers, have featured Jack Coen Boggs Comedy Tonight.
as a performer on a Cinemax TelePresently Jack lives in Caliv1s1on series entitled: Richard
fornia
where he is a regular at the
Belzer: Caught in the Act. His
performance was sensational, and Improvisation and studies acting
with William Traylor.
He
he displayed the utmost professionalism during all phases of has done shows for other Colproduction." writes Rick Newman leges and Universities such as
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got ya!
h 21-Aprll 19) Your dreams or nightmares could

this week. Be aware of subtle hints you may be giving

our late may not be that unpredictable.
I 20-May 20) Tisk, Tisk, you have been very riasty
love you and they don't like it. In fact, if you do not
eyes to your nastiness, you will have no friends.

•
21-June 21} It seems you are lacking something
I to your well-being. Remember, one is not well until
well. Take a holistic approach this week--every little or

crucial.
22-July 22) Don't worry yourself to death. Do
and then pray for the best. You could have had a lot

23-Aug. 22) Be carefu l and quit. Things that scare
creeping up behind you when you least expect them or
not paying attention to the outside world and are too
ti some activity like reading a Horoscope. Pssst Look
.Got ya!!!
. 23-Sept. 22) You are not funny!!! Yes ," your -sense
s to be surgically removed with a blunt instrument.
jokes may crack you up, they turn every one else·off.
. 23-0ct. 23) Be a little on the safe side this week;

go out. Things look bleak, so go home and hide under
This one is going to be a.. well you can guess.

t. 24-Nov. 21) You have been such a good little
last weeks, so you really deserve this--HAPPY
I hereby bestow upon you the honorary degree of
, w~h all the title and other stuff that goes with it.
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21) I don't know, but this may be a
make or break you . Stick it out this week and you will
for avery long time.

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19) The sky may be falling in on
you, but tt seems that you have the uncanny gift of
In the state of utter confusion. Relish this gift, because
to need it this week.
....

(Jan. 20-Feb 18) Get ready for some long overdue
ou have worked hard and this may be your week for a
Jump on it before it gets away.
. 19-March 20) Strut your good stuff this week,
are watching you and they like what they see. You
consideration for a lot of important decisions. Show
may jusi pay off.

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been printed by Banned Books.

Beacon Feature Columnist
Bill Barber not only spends his
time thinking up articles for The
Beacon, memonzmg lines for
plays he is involved in, and
s..!_udying for classes, he also
spends time writing. Of course,
he sees his "Different Perspective" columns in print, but now
he also sees his new novel in
print.
Barber's novel, entitled

Students interested in reading a novel published by a fellow student are in luck. Diary of
a New York Queen will be available at Book and Record Mart on
South Main Street in WilkesBarre. The cost is $8.95 for a paperback edition and if his novel
is close to Barber's "Different
Perspective" column, it should
prove to be quite enjoyable.

Soon-to-be ''Dr.'' Wachter
One of the great things
about doing interviews with new
teachers, is that you get to see
how really enthusiastic about
working with the students they
are. One perfect example of this
enthusiasm is Lowse Wachter,
the new education professor at
Wilkes College.

Bloomsburg University and Penn
State University.
· Wachter
teaches
future
teachers strategies for instructing, primarily reading.
Her
theory is that we "need to teach
students stategies to become better readers." Student teachers are
taught how to communicate these
strategies to their students.
At Wilkes, she has become
involved with the Education
club, functioning as one of their

The soon-to-be "Dr." Wachter is "all for the students." And
is extremely excited to see students going out and getting involved in various things.

Wachter received her Bachelor of Science degree in Elementary Education, at Kutztown State
College which then became
Kutztown University.
Since
then, she received a Master of
Education from Kutztown UniverShe has, however,
sity in Elementary Counseling sponsors.
made
certain
that the students are
and Guidance, and a Master of .
Education in Reading Education aware that it is their club and
that it is their job to run it the
from Bloomsburg University.
way they see fit. She is there
Wachter has also completed merely to help out any way she
all the necessary work to receive can.
On a more personal basis,
her Ph.D. in Reading, Communication, and Language Education, Wachter is married but has no
but still has to defend her disser- children. Her personal interests
include sports, on a spectator
tation in order to receive her degree. It is her intention to de- basis and definately NOT profend her dissertation over the
Christmas break .
Prior to coming to Wilkes,
Wachter taught classes in the
1st, 2nd, and 3rd grades as well
as classes at two other colleges,

fessional wrestling; travel (she
has been to Europe, Hawaii,
California, Las Vegas, and all
across the Eastern Seaboard);
craftwork (she likes knitting and
such}; cooking; and teaching.
She says, "... teaching is fun for
me .. .I am both energetic and
enthusiastic about teaching .. .it
is a career and a hobby for me."
Community
service
also
plays a big part in Wachter's
life. She works as a consultant
for the State Department of Education, traveling across the
state evaluating the reading programs in various schools, and
working at teacher in-service
days. Wachter is also involved
with the Keystone State Reading
Association and is the president
elect of the 2nd Reading Council.
Over all, it must be said that
Dr. Louise Wachter is a valuable
asset to the Wilkes Education
Department. Her enthusiasm and
her background in teaching will
aid in the training of our future
teachers. She is "very happy to
"be selected to be at Wilkes ....and
enjoys the people with whom
she is working."
And they
enjoy her.

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
MING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both represented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
career advancement are the rule,
1
·' not the exception. The gold bar
the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
ing a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
· on, NJ 07015. Or call toll free 1-800-USA-ARMY.

l NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAN BE.

Ms. Louise Wachter, a new member of the Wilkes faculty.

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Photo by Donna YedlOCk

�November 3, 1988

PAGE1WELVE

Folk music: has it
found a home?
At the end of the 1950 s, it
seemed apparent that rock music
was on the decline. Buddy Holly,
Richie Valens and the Big
Bopper all died together on the
same tour. Jerry Lee Lewis fell
into moral trouble by marrying
his second cousin. Elvis sold
himself to Hollywood, and Little
Richard became a preacher.
Their music . was being replaced
with "stale" artists like Fabian
and Bobby Rydell.
The more perceptive listeners saw what was happening to
rock. Therefore, this was a perfect time for folk music to enter
the mainstream. People caught
on to folk because it dealt with
reality. Songs weren't written about having a good time, but
rather about the social injustices
to minority groups or international problems like pollution.
Musicians like Bob Dylan,
who ironically started out in
rock, wrote "Hollis Brown," the
most important folk song in the
earl sixties. Joan Baez made her-

self popular by singing traditional Irish and English ballads. Almost . overnight, coffee houses
brightened every major college

and U.S. city. This provided an
opportunity for amateur singers
and groups to expose their talent
to small audiences.
Unfortunately,
like
most
things in pop music, the folk
movement was a fad. Its demise
was a result of the British invasion and boredom. People were
tired of hearing the depressed
sounds of an acoustic guitar and
musicians felt shackled by folk
conservatism. The best example
of this was, again, Bob Dylan.
Dylan left folk with "Bring It

All Back Home/ an album released in 1965. The record angered
traditionalists, but . keeping up
with ttends was more important.
Now, twenty-three years after that historic moment, folk
music is on the rise again. The
eighties'
movement
probably
started with Suzanne Vega.
"Luka," Vega's most popular
song, was about the horrors of
child abuse. More recently, Tracy
Chapman has made a stronger impression with "Fast Car," a tune
about her personal feelings on
urban city life. Other artists making- impressions include Michele
Shocked and the Washington
Squares.
So is the folk revival just
another fad? Perhaps. Most of
the social conscience could be a
reaction to eight years of Reaganomics or a majority of youth
who are interested in music about
personal issues. Then again, maybe folk has finally set itself comfortably in the mainstream. We
can only wait

Beacon Feature Writers
To Michele Broton, Bill
Barber, Chris Taroli, Craig ·
Cooper,
Could you please come to
the Thursday 4pm meeting at the
Beacon office for your column
photos? If you are unable to
attend could you please call ext.
2962?
Thank you,
John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor

Attention!
Any organization or club that wishes to be
represented in the yearbook should contact
the Amnicola office on Tuesday or . Thursday
from 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. to make an
appointment. Deadlines for appointments are
November 30. Call ext. 2955.

Classifieds
Roomie,
I hope you're feeling well soon. Drink some tea with
you'll feel fine.
Love;
your sometimes roomate.
To LEO GESKEY:
Prepare to party, you APPLE GURU!
Ma:cinsquash!
Dearest Family,
I love you. I miss you. I wish I was there just to hea
Sometimes I get homesick -- really homesick. I always
hate their families. Well, I love mine. I hope things are g ·
Love you always,
ME

Nancy and Jeff B.
.Keep checking GEnie for my messages! Miss You!
Love,
sis Babs

Dane,
Everyday my mind is filled with amorous thoughts of
been happier in my life. Each day holds a spectacular em ·
when I'm with you. No, you don't understand. I REALLY
Forever and forever again.

Michelle,
Odie is right where he should be. I'll be down soon.
see... until then, remember the napkin, the timing, goobers,
and "dis," Lee's socks (well, maybe not. ..he says "bi"), the
and just the great feeling of being together. Don't forget Be
of our friends (especially "The Fly"), and most importantly,
love you.
Love,
Jim ..y'all
Tamara,
Hey, what's up? How are you doing. It's one week aflel
really miss all the fun we had. Please tell everyone at Tht
said Hi y'all and I'd like to add that I MISS YOU more
know.
Love ya,
Tom

Mary Jo,
Thank you. You're so thoughtful. My test went O.K.
see you at Thanksgiving. RIGHT?! Take care of yourself,
Love,
Wendy

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Boomer,
Hey the Bengals will get them next time. If you ever
just think about the beach on the 20th floor.,of the Ryan
Atlanta. Until New Years, Cincinnati, take care.
Love,
Lisa

Rick,
I hope the paper came out good. I have the picture
actually worked on it in Atlanta. A copy will be along shon!J
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sports
by Lee Morrell
Beacon Editor

You!

pictured above, has been named assistant women's
at Wilkes. He formerly coached at Northwest Area.

Trivelpiece named
nt women's coach
west Area High School girl's coach Vince Trivelpiece
wistant women's basketball coach at Wilkes College.
takes over for Mary Jo Hromochak who held the post for
current head coach Jodi Kest.
I, Trivelpiece was the architect of the Lady Rangers'
the past four seasons. Last year he guided his team
in the school's history and the championship in the
L

p uate of East Stroudsburg University, Trivelpiece earned
in Education from Wilkes earlier this year. He is
6e chanceto coach on the college level.
g forward to working with higher skilled players, plus it
• my coaching career," Trivelpiece said. "My goal is to be
on the college level and this is an excellent place to start."
kid coach Jodi Kest is also excited about working with

alot of coaching experience and he knows the X's and O's
said Coach Kest who is starting her third year as coach.
be a big plus to a rising program. We will work together
ible."
resident has also served as head softball coach for one
west and East Strcmlsburg University.
Colonels open their 1988-89 season on Saturday,
at Delaware Valley.

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Whatis this? Igo away fora few
days and everyone gets trivia block.
We only had one person who even
ventured a guess, and he missed the
first question and didn't even guess
on the second. What is this world
coming to? Have we lost touch with
our trivia roots? I don't want to go
over your heads and call in an expert.
I can do that, you know. Enough with
the threats; on to the news of the
week.
In college football, the
inevitable happened. UCLA made a
monumenlal boo-boo and Notre
Dame slipped into a much deserved
and long overdue number one ranking. The Bruins blew it against
Washington St. and dropped down to
number six. The Mountaineers on
West Virginia beat the Penn State
team for only the fifth time in that
rivalry's history. Look for a West
Virginia vs. Notre Dame match up in
the Fiesta Bowl for the National
Championship.
In professional football, the
Colts made believers out of everyone
with a convincing victory over the
former champion, Denver Broncos.
Steve Young showed the likes of
Tarkenton and Staubach how to
scramble with an all-pro run to seal
49er victory.
In hockey, the New York
Rangers may not be on top of the
world, but they are, finally, on top of
the Patrick Division. They've already beaten the Flyers twice this
season, which is a triumph in itself.
Did anyone ever expect to see three,
let alone one, man in front of Wayne
Gretzky for the scoring lead. He
doesn't even lead his own team. If he
were a Penguin, he would be third on
the team. Which brings up another
point to ponder. Could it be that the
NHL ordered the Gretzky trade to
break up what could have been the
most offensively potent team in history?
Because of our trip to Atlanta I
have brought you some fresh Georgian trivia. .

the Atlanta club that won the first
North American Soccer League
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you feel lucky, stop by our third floor
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November 3, 1988

Finding the hidden sports
"Don't lose the football!"
That command, barked by Lee Morrell, was overfteard
frequently by passengers of Eastern Airlines--A voca to
Atlanta--on the morning of Wednesday, October 26. As I and
three of my Beacon counterparts (Lee, Tom Obrzut and Lisa
Miller) were being winged to Atlanta, "the hub of the South,"
for the annual CMA/ACP National Convention, we were
uptight.
No, not because three of us had never flown before. We
were uptight because we didn't want to lose the revered,
official NFL pigskin. You see, we figured that funny-shaped
brown thing would be our chief plaything and key to
attracting peers. (We didn't know how right we were.) So we
ranked possession of the football right behind having our
money, and just ahead of packing our clothes.
The trek through Hartsfield Atlanta International, the
busiest airport on the globe, brought stares in our direction as,
along with our massive slew of luggage, I cradled the football.
Yeah, that's right, Atlanta! The Beacon's fearsome foursome
had arrived.
The Hyatt Regency came into focus as the MARTA train
neared Peachtree center. (Argh! The word "peach" was
everywhere.) This little city--1000 rooms, 23 stories, four
high speed glass elevators--would be our habitat for
four-and-a-half days.
Although we arrived at approximately 11:30 a.m., our
rooms weren't ready until 3 p.m. So, before we hit Benihana
for lunch, we viewed the collegiate vagrants occupying the
lobby. Kids from Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Ohio and
many other states in the union Wyre on the scene. Yeah, we
could play some serious football with these guys.
After Tom, Lee and I escorted Lisa to her ninth-floor
room in an opposite tower, we ascended to floor twenty.
After unpacking, Lee and I sat on the floor and began tossing
the ball. The magnet worked like a charm, as a short, Italian

******

Atlanta, GA
way, the Kentuckians also noticed us because of
Next on the games list was the telling of
Michelle Monistere, of the University of New
that competition easily. I've still got the "goose
UNO's Pat Wattigny copped the heaviest
with his native pronunciation of New Orleans as
A spectacular Friday night fire about two
hotel set the stage for a mini-marathon. Also,
truck obliterated a fire hydrant on Thursday ·
enough water for a quick swim.
The coup de grace was Saturday
approximately 25 young collegians "did the
invading the Lennox Mall (where we fit all
elevator), we rode MARTA back to Peachtrer
I've Been Working on the Railroad.
The escalator from MARTA to the s
perspective purpose, is about three stories high.
(Lee, Patrick Loyd of UNO, and conceived .
to run up the down escalator. We made sure
coming down, of course, and set off on our WlJ
three-fourths was no problem, but it was at that
breath and legs left us, and the steps seemed I
barely made it (to the cheers of all), but Lee,
effort, bailed out right before the top. It took
to regain our respiratory capabilities. Real ne.1t ·
Pat Loyd told me that my stamina hadn't
because I'm only 18. I don't know, buddy.
escalator climb, and all the other activities (w
Atlanta, trying to impersonate "The Fly," etc.),
for the rest of the year.
What happened during the day? We were
seminars, learning ways to improve our belo
Thanks for the opportunity, Wilkes.
And yes, convention friends, we will
bring the football, y'all.

n

"Chuck the Fly" is him, doing his thing, going through the
airport gate to Cleveland, with his counterparts from
Cleveland State: Mary Beth Wisniewski and Ruth Anne
Marcel. I think the security guards are still laughing.
Charades led to the celebrity name game. Jay Lidington
of Northern Kentucky University impressed our contingent
with his wealth of sports knowledge. Troy "Boomer" May,
also of NKU, won the celebrity lookalike contest with his
striking sim ilarity to Norman "Boomer" Esiason, the
quarterback of the Cincinnati Bengals. Another NKUer, Rick
Swinford, came in a close second as Dennis Hopper. (By the

Coach Meyers, I wish you and your team much
success in the future.

******
This had to be one of the strangest years for
Coach Doris Saracino and the volleyball. They were
on the road for the entire season. You've heard of the
man without a country, well the volleyball team was a
team without a gym. Practices had to be held at
Luze ne County Community College a!}d all the
games were away.
The wear and tear of travel took its toll on the
team but it was able to pull together and survive.
Senior tri-captain Lisa Kravitz has been
nominated to the American Volleyball Coaches
Association All-Regional Team. Good Luck, Lisa! I
hope you make the team.

******
this past Saturday at Ralston Field against
Susquehanna.
Even though the team did not win, its game play
improved greatly by the end of the season. Coach
Miller, you did a fine job taking an inexperienced team
and pulling them togeather. I salute you.
Suzanne Payne also gets a big hand for doing a
great job getting the word out about the team's need
for players.

ID

student of Cleveland State, Charlie DiSalvo, walked by the
room shouting, "Hut, hut!"
Charlie DiSalvo, the craziest guy you'd ever want to
meet, had entered our cubicle. Little did we know that he
would later transform himself into "The Fly."
Other sports besides football would soon begin to
infiltrate their way into our nightly routines. It was charades
that hatched "The Fly." DiSalvo had to enact The Lord of the
Flies, and a star was born. His rendition of a flapping insect
up against a balcony window became a standard in shopping
malls and on MARTA trains. The last image we have of

Congratulations to Coach Miller
and to the Wilkes fall athletes
I wish to extend my congratulatory wishes to
Coach Kathy Miller and the women's soccer team.
The women's soccer program was in jeopardy several
times this year because of a lack of players. Through
sheer perseverance the team was able to recruit enough
members to keep the soccer program alive.
The Lady Colonels wrapped up their 1988 season

•

Jim and I would like to thank all the people who
covered the fall sports for us. We couldn't have done it
without you.
Thank you Suzanne, Ray, Andy, Alisa, and Dave.

******
Don't forget, everyone. There are just 15 days to
the start of the winter sports season. Look for
previews in The Beacon next week.

The women's field hockey team ended its season
******
last Thursday on the road at Marywood. T~e field
A special thanks to Tom McGuire for his help in
hockey team had, a lot of young players this year.
putting the pape( together. We couldn't have made it
Seven of last years starters graduated, forcing Coac.h_ . -this week without you.
.
Gay Meyers to rebuild.

Locals abound on
When people talk about field
hockey in Wyoming ·valley,
they usually mention the former
high school stars that have gone
on to play for major colleges.
But what people fail to
realize is that many of those
stars stay right home to play the
sport they love.
To prove this point, look at
the 1988 Wilkes College field
hockey team, which suits up 12
Wyoming Valley players.
"The local .kids have improved a great deal the past few
years," said Wilkes coach Gay
Meyers. "They have shown that
kids in this area can play on a
college level, from Division I to

Division ill."
Local upperc
year's team are
captain Kelly W:
sophomore Dawn
from Lake-Lehman;
Gluc, a senior
Hoban; Alisa Gelll'I,
from Wyoming V
sophomore Khiet
Coughlin; and Su V
Wyoming Seminary.
Local freshman
Weisgerber and Cathy
Crestwood; Lindsey
Dallas; Nanticoke
Kaminski and
Charlene Frail of Me

Kovaleski named a cap
Nicole
Kovaleski,
former
Seton Catholic standout, was recently named co-captain of the
1988-89 Wilkes College women's basketball team.
The sophomore averaged 9. 7
points per game in her freshman
campaign, good for third on the
team. She also led the Colonels

in 7ebounding with 6:
despite missing the
games of the season
injury.
Kovaleski was
Scholastic selection
Catholic, scoring I
points and was
Conference MVP he:

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the first five spots," said Wilkes
coach Tom McGuire.
ollege crossOnce Wilkes realized how
on two out of talented
Cabrini
was,
the
and seems to Colonels turned all their efforts
right time. toward beating Dickinson.
it hosted its
The Colonels were led by
n and beat freshman Mike Fontinell, who
ut lost to an finished sixth overall with a time
brini team, of 28:33.
Coach McGuire said he was
the first fiw extremely pleased with this
"He ran a very
They were budding star.
who finished good race. He was in the back
new course of the pack for the first two
smashed the miles and then moved up and
, established keyed our victory."
runner Andy
John Kline was the next
finisher
for
the
Colonels,
finishing in eighth place with a
time of 28:45. Bill Cresko came
in eleventh with a time of 29:34

and was followed by Scott Mann
with a time of 31 :00, good for
sixteenth. Doug Lane was next,
coming in at 31:34.
Tom
Devine finished at 32:01.
The Colonels finished their
regular season with a record of 27, which is a big improvement
over last year's 0-8.
The team will now compete
in
the
Middle
Atlantic
Conference Champ-ionships on
Saturday in Gettysburg, where the
team's main goal will be to beat
archrival King's.
"Hopefully, our program is
on the upswing," said McGuire.
"We only lose one runner next
year and with the addition of
some good freshmen, we can
have a solid team for the
few years."

mina
w, bu
;tivitie
: Fly,"

•

l'holo by Bruce Alexis

Nicole Muschett goes up for the block in Saturday's gamL

Volleyball team
wraps up season

soccer team
for the last
it lost 3-0 to
New Jersey.
yed at home
29 against

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to

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by Lisa Miller
Beacon Sports Editor

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game at dif-

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stake. Andy
scoring with
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which was 20
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wn the side
so had the

in

Sean Lockhead looks to pass the ball to a teammate. Last
week, Wilkes split their two games. Their record is 7-8-2.
the half, Susquehanna built some
Mike Lenczyk~ put the
momentum of its' own with two game in the win column with the
quick goals before the half.
final goal, which he lifted up
The halftime talk by Coach over a charging goalie to
Wingert got the team back into complete the 5-2 victory.
the game as it came out strong
and shut down the Susquehanna
Wilkes
finished
behind
offense. Renner had a strong Elizabethtown and Messiah in
defensive game, as did Doug the MAC, both of which are na. Albertson and Chris Nebel.
tionally ranked and attending the
Tinari scored his second NCAA tournament
goal of the game with a follow
The Colonels close out their
after Chris Shenefield beat a few season on Saturday, November 5,
defenders with great ball control at Ralston Field against Kings
and his shot was stopped.
College.

keeper. About two-thirds of the way into the second
half she received a pass from Karen Scotchlas which
Hosler blasted across the goal and into the Falcons' net
-,wards the F&amp;M goal.
Many key defensive plays can be attributed to
aaveled to Messiah College for their last
Kathy
Malloy. Other prominent players on the Wilkes
Wednesday, October 26. The score in
defense
were Deb Erdner, Susan Dalton, and Gail
1-2.
r was responsible for Wilkes' two Wilpiszeski. Paula Schoenwetter, who plays left
pl came near the end of the first half halfback, turned in a very good game and showed
which humbly rolled by the Falcons' skillful ball handling.

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"I think it was the hardest
season I have coached," said
Saracino.
"It was hard not
The
women's
volleyball knowing when practices were
team traveled to Allentown last
going to be. Towards the end of
Saturday, to meet Muhlenberg for the season we were unable to
the Lady Colonels' last game of practice as much."
the season. Wilkes was defeated,
15-6, 3-15, 13-15, and 5-15.
The team had to travel to
The team finished the season Lµzerne
County
Community
with an overall record of 5-17 College every day to practice.
and 3-2 in the Middle Atlantic "I'm happy that we usually had a
van to use so we didn't have to
Conference.
take cars all the time," said
Freshman Nicole Muschett Saracino. "It was almost as if
excelled for the Lady Colonels. we were the forgotten sport
She recorded 12 kills, 15 service- because we were never on
receptions,
nine
digs,
two campus. There were people that
blocks, and one ace. "Nicki just supported us thoughout the year
plays. She goes out on the court and we'd like to thank them."
and does everything," said Coach
"It seemed that the team felt
Doris Saracino.
lost at times. It's very hard to
Lora Rinehimer recorded four
explain, very emotional," said
aces and Debbie Miller had one.
Saracino.
Lisa Kravitz registered six kills.
The team started the year
The 1988 volleyball season
winning
the Luzerne County
was a difficult one, as they were
the only Wilkes team without a Recreation Board Tournament.
home court due to the ongoing "We lost some close games in
construction of the new Sports the beginning then it seemed
towards the end they just got
and Conference Center.

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by Bill Kern
Beacon Sports Writer
The Wilkes College football
team suffered the worst defeat in
school history, as Widener demoralized the Colonels (2-6, 1-5
in the MAC) last Saturday, 61-0.
Widener put the game out of
reach in the first quarter,
jumping out to a 24-point lead.
Mike Rose started the scoring as he booted a school record
51-yard field goal. A fumble by
Colonels' running back Rob
Sebastianelli,
set
up
the
Pioneers' next score, an Alan
Robinson three-yard run. Rose's
PAT made the score, 10-0,
Widener.
Sean Meagley (11-20, 115
yards, three interceptions) threw
an nterception which gave the
Pioneers the ball at the three,
and Robinson scored his second
touchdown of the day to increase
Widener's lead to 17-0.
The
Pioneers closed the first quarter
scoring with a 43-yard touchdown pass from quarterback Dan
Stoffere (5-6, 89 yards, one
touchdown) to Tony Reed to put
the score at 24-0.
Things didn't get any better
for the Colonels in the second
quarter, as Widener put the game
out of reach. Rose kicked his
second field goal, a 30-yarder,
and Stoffere followed a blocked
punt with a 12-yard touchdown
run to make the score, 34-0.
The half ended at 41-0,
Widener, as Kevin Beetle intercepted a deflected Meagley pass
and returned it six yards for a
score. The Colonels did have a

"Physically, their offensive and defensive lines
said Colonel head coach Bill Unsworth, after
61-0 drubbing at the hands of Widener.
scoring opportunity in the second quarter, but a drive inside Stevens' four catc
yards. The Colo
the Widener twenty was ended by
all five road games
an interception.
Wilkes received the second and have been ou
half kickoff, but was unable to away from RalstonFi
generate a drive. Widener wasted
Coach Bill U
no time in scoring.
Tom
unhappy with his
Tripline ran it in from one yard
formance. "Physi
out, and fullback Mike Marrone
fensive and defen~vc
scored from 14 yards out.
ours," he said. •
With the second stringers of dwell on this loss.
both
squads
playing,
Tony
get ready to play
Sgarlata scored from 27 yards out game next week."
to make the final score 61-0,
The Colonels
Widener.
this Saturday at
On the day, the Colonels
The game begins II
were held to 30 yards rushing.
They will try to
One of the few bright spots for
year's 57-22 loss.

--

Lady hooters end season
losses to Messiah and F&amp;
by Suzanne Payne
Beacon Sports Writer
On Saturday, October 29, the women's soccer
ended their season against number one ranked Franklin
&amp; Marshall. Wilkes was defr·.ated by a score of 10-0.
It was a rough game with Wilkes playing defense
most of the game. During second half play Wilkes
picked up the action and took the ball to the F&amp;M goal

many times.
With defense getting an extra work
players emerged. Maria DiCredico turned
game at left fullback. A consistant force
defense was Kathy Malloy. Also sho ·
was goalie Stephanie Rebles.
At midfield, Joanne Esposito showed
game play. At forward, and later on

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ent leaders push collegians to get out and vote
nclred and fifty less than people in their middle
edin Washing- years," reports Dr. Matthew R. KerSeptember 30 bel, a political scientist at Villanova
eout how to do University. "Students are less settled
ever done be- . and their minds are on other things."
"And they feel their votes
don't make a critical difference,"
Kerbel said.
University of
"Students are busy with other
e student pre- things," concurred John Carmichael,
'ty of Idaho,
a University of Alabama-Birmingh Groups, the
cation Fund,
ssociation
Organizing
th major
res of campus

spite of often not knowing how to
register or where, of registrars who
tell them "you can't register unless
you pay taxes in New York," or
county clerks who will not.deputize a
registrar to serve the students.
So far, at least some of the
students have responded to efforts to
register them.
"Education issues, the disadvantages of being a student, the need

an half of the
8-to-24-yearvote. Fewer
to vote.

College in Binghamton, N.Y.,
handed out voter registration forms
to their students with the goal of
registering 40 percent of the student
body .
USSA's 30-campus bus tour
"will reach about one million
people," Harris hoped.
The Illinois Student Association has tacked up posters reading,
"Lawmakers think students don't
vote. Surprise them. Register to
vote" on campuses across that state.
But history is hard to buck,
and "there is a general malaise in the
population," asserts Alabama's
Carmichael. "People may be satisfied with the way things are."

Memorial services held
for former student

et students ex University of
identJohn Fees.
atershed year,"
e of the Na-

cc 1972, when 18the right to vote
predicted a huge
student vote that

were there. You d1dn · t have to spend
the day to find the (voter registration)
office," Vlahou noted.
Even failures aren't deterring
the optimists trying to organize the
student vote.
When bad weather and a light
turnout netted only 50 new student
registrants as Indiana University in
mid September, student Vice President Andy Potts, taking aim at his
drive 's goal of 10,000 voters,
commented, "only 9,950 more to
go."
So student leaders at Idaho's
public campuses organized a statewide registration drive, while faculty
members at Broome Community

nine-gun salute.
Representing Wilkes College
were President Christopher N. BreThe late David E. Greene, a iseth, Dean Jane Lampe-Groh, Dean
former Wilkes student and Air Force Paul Adams, and Dean Mark Allen,
Reserve Officer's Training Corps all of Student Affairs. Colonel David
(ROTC) member, was honored at a Billings, Chairman of the Aerospace
memorial service held Friday, Octo- Studies Department; Major Leo
ber 21. Greene, 21, was involved ina Lynn, Commander of Cadets and
assistant professor of Aerospace
fatal car accident this past summer.
The ceremony, · which was Studies; Snell, Cadet Corps Comheld on the Chase Hall lawn during a mander, and the Wilkes ROTC casteady rain, was attended by 19 dets were also present.
"He ·overcame every obpeople.
'
stacle,"
Snell said. He is referring to
According to Cadet Lieutenthe
difficulties
Greene experienced
ant Colonel Joseph Snell, Greene
in
fulfilling
his
dream to become a
was an "excellent example of a cadet'', and his death "just shook pilot. The Air Force was unable to
everyone up." Greene, a cadet at grant him this opportunity. He was
Wilkes for two years, was well accepted into the Navy Officer Canknown by the campus community didate School (OCR) through a speand by junior and seniors in the cial program after encountering several difficulties. Greene had just
Wilkes ROTC program.
Civil Air Patrol Major and passed OCR and entered Pilo~
Mrs. Greene, David's parents, were Ground School when he was killed.
present for the ceremonies, which It was "so tragic that that had to
included an honor guard lowering the happen," Snell said.
The cadets would like to thank
colors [the United States flag], two
all
who
participated or attcndend.
trumpet players echoing Taps, and a
by Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Editor

ham associate professor of political
science and public affairs.
"If they are away from home,
the logistics of registering may create
difficulty. If they are not married, not
homeowners, they don't feel a vested
interest (in voting)," Carmichael
added.
Kerbel figures there's not
much chance of getting students interested in registering, at least until
"the World Series is over and the
election is the only major sporting
event in the country."
"It's more of a challenge (to
try to lure students to voti:lg booths)
because the elections aren't
exciting," conceded University of
Oregon activist Karen Gaffney.
Students do, in fa::t, turn out in
greater numbers than nonstudents of
the same age, noted Kevin Harris of
USSA.
Harris added they do so in

for higher education funding," persuaded Gina Olson, an Illinois State
University sophomore from Palos
Heights, Illinois to register.
A registration drive at the
University of Illinois' main Champaign-Urbana campus netted 1250
new student voters in one day in
September.
University of Oregon sophomore Cassie Curtis decided to register because she cared deeply about an
initiative on the state ballot and because she wants "to prevent Bush
from becoming president."
"This is an important election
for students," said Angelis Vlahou, a
graduate student at Illinois' Sagamon State University who registered
for the first time because he was
upset by state education budget cuts.
Moreover, a special progra1T;
made it "easy to register. You enter
the door in the cafeteria, and they

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October 27, 1988

Editorial

Grad. backs Walsh
To the Editor:
I have just finished reading John
Walsh's argument in favor of retaining Fred Croop among the Wilkes
College faculty. As a part-time
rhetoric and composition teacher, I
was very impressed by the power of
Mr. Walsh's letter: its presentation of
evidence from his point of view together with his compelling appeal
made for a fine, effective piece of
writing.
As a simple human being, I was
simply impressed by his courage. If
Mr. Walsh alone benefits from this
apparent! y lamentable state of affairs
in the Croop controversy, perhaps
Mr. Croop himself would say that all
has not been lost I, too, John, saw
much regrettable (if not repugnant)
departmental in-fighting during my
days as a student here at Wilkes, later
at Penn State, then at the schools at
which I've taught. ll destroyed my

He agrees, Save Croop!
To the Editor:
After reading Mr. Walsh's letter
in The Beacon concerning Mr.
Croop, I felt compelled to write in
support of Mr. Croop. I am appalled
to learn about the denial of his tenure,
especially since I have been a student
in two of his classes. In both of these
classes, Mr. Croop proved beyond a
doubt to be a first-rate teacher. His
instruction and mastery of the course
material was thorough and at the end
of the semester I and many of the
other students all felt as though we

naive, youthful zeal for what I had
regarded, as a girl, as the spirit informing all institutions of higher
learning. I once believed that that
spirit had to be pure, eminently
worthy of a young woman's or man's
admiration and respect, irreproachable.
~ fuliel I made the very
difficult decision last year to turn my
back on a career in academics forever
for many reasons, but one of those
reasons was unquestionably a
chronic nausea I had come to feel
from watching men and women who
preached their particular brand. of
intellectual virtue from the lectern
tear ~ach other apart in private
destroy each other emotionally; saw
the reeds of calumny via lies, gossip
and innuendo that would destroy a
man or woman's livelihood; encourage the backbiting that would keep a
professor's spouse and children always on the edge of their seats wondering what catty, petty goings-on
would ensue with the start of a new

school year that could gradual! y ruin
the security of their lives. It stinks,
John. I'mnotna'ive(Icantellbyyour
sensitivity and intelligence you're
not, either). I didn't expect perfection, but in a career where intellectual
precision is a requir;ment, it always
came as a particular blow to often
find such a corresponding lack of
moral discipline.
Keep your values intact, John they're very attractive and (ironically,perhaps)academic. Yourletter
reminded me of a line from
Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in
reference to the Clerk, a student
"And gladly would he learn, and
gladly teach." You see, what you're
up against may very well be, simply
put, a sin. That word has lost its
power in the 20th century, so let me
repeat it: sin.

had really learned something. In
either class I cannot recall any
student ever making a negative remark about Mr. Croop, including
those who were not doing well in the
class, which is rather exceptional.
Another equally unfortunate
situation would be the loss of Prof.
Rose Cordora, whom I also found to
be an excellent teacher. For Wilkes
College to lose teachers of such
outstanding caliber would be a great
deprivation to both present and future Wilkes students. With all the
recent publicity and attention focused on Fortinsky Hall, it would be

most appropriate if outstanding
teachers such as Mr. Croop and Prof.
Cordora would continue to be a part
of the faculty of the School of Business and Economics.
In conclusion, I urge those at
Wilkes who have the power to rectify
this tragic situation to do so before
Wilkes College loses two of its finest
teachers.

One Woman's View

Sincerely,

.\/ e mber of t he

To the Editor:
I am writing in response to the
person who protested Tony Veatch' s
weekly column, "One man's view ..
. . " I feel that Mr. Veatch has a talent
for taking everyday campus observations and blending them with a bit of
his own dementia, creating the funniest column to grace The Beacon' s
pages in years.
His satire is
reminiscent of National Lampoon,
Saturday Night Live, and SCJV, all
of which are extremely popular with
college students. I do believe that
Mr. Veatch (along with Thad, of
course) is in the process of building a
cult following! I also believe that the
column is meant to entertain and is
not meant ot be read as hard-fact
"(yellow) journalism." What's the
matter with a "fairy tale" if it keeps us
chuckling, anyway?
I hope that "One man' s view .. . "
will remain a part of The Beacon 's
pages and that the witty pen of Mr.
Veatch will not be dulled by the
unfounded cries of "libel." Just because the "view" of"one man" is not
the view of all, its merit is not lessened.
Signed,
"One Worn~•~ yie,\\'."

Sincerely,
Hilary Palencar
Wilkes '78, History

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VOL. XLI No. 6 October 13, 1988

COLLeGlaTe

PRE'SSal

Editor-in-Chief....... ............................................Lee Scott Morrell
News Editor. ......................................................... Barbara J amelli
Assistant News Editors ............................................ Sue Borthwick
............................................ Michele Corbett
Feature Editors ........................................................ Wendi Harvey
·
................................................. John T. Gordon
Sports Editor .............................................................. Lisa Miller
Assistant Sports Editor. ................................................. Jim Clark
Photography Editor................................................ Donna Yedlock
Copy Editors .................................................. Wendy Rosencrance
.......................................................Eddie Lupi co
Advertising Manager. ............................................. Kathy L. Harris
Business and Distribution Manager ................................Tom Obrzut
Adviser ...................... .................... ..................... Mr. Tom Bigler

Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Nancy Houtz, Chris Taroli,
Craig Cooper, Andy Renner, Ray Olt, Kim Evans, Ian Taggert, Michele
Broton,Tony Veatch and Suzanne Payne
Photographers: Lisa Miller, Suzan_ne Payne and

Published Thursdays during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks, finals weeks and vacation periods. All views expressed
are those of the indiv idual writer and not of the publication or the
College. Names may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters
to the editor must be signed to insure validity. The paper is printed each
week by the Pittston Dispatch, Pittston, PA.

Who reall
"WIN"s?
Should the serious reality of drug and alcohol
treated as a game? Should the students of Wilkes C
treated like children when they are told, in essence, that
eat all of their peas they will get their pudding? Sh
habits of students--as damaging as they cm sometimes
into the hands of other students to be "judged"? The
for these questions should be determined by you, the
W.I.N. (the Wilkes Intracollege Network) ~
answers to these questions are "yes."
The Wilkes Intracollege Network Competition
INC) will begin sometime in the next week. The i
behind the game is quite sound: attempt to curb the
use of drugs and alcohol by students. The implemen
faulty. They are treating drug and alcohol abuse as a
They are giving prizes to the student or team who
most points in a combined point structure that is built
attendance at "WIN eligible events" and (2) strong
standing.
According to the paper that lists the Wilkes IN
system, "It [the competition] also seeks to create a su
environment that will hopefully decrease the excessi
drugs and alcohol." The original drive behind the g
was explained to me, was to cut drug and alcohol a
campus. Now the best they can muster is "hopefully?'
quite a step down.
The College is investing a large amount of
"hopefully."
The money could be better invested in other fonns
and alcohol education. The University of Missouri,
is using a completely different approach--a more
approach. The program they have put together, in con
with National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week, i~
modeled after the TV program M* A *S*H, "Making
Sensibly Handled," and includes such events as a
"happy hour," called "Club Hot Lips" and "The
They also have a designated driver program
P.A.R.T.Y., "Promoting Alcohol Responsibility
You."
"The focus of our program is not alcohol, but
behaviors and decisions people make about alcohol.
marketing approach to alcohol awareness .... We
events and programs around a fun, upbeat theme,"
program's director, Kim Dude, assistant directorof R
Life/Programs.
This brings up a point I've heard often: why not
Cellar into a Non-alcoholic Pub? It would do many ·
WIN is attempting.
With this, and some fun D&amp;A program
B.A.C.C.H.U.S., we could seriously.dent the
alcohol abuse on campus. No "hopefullys" here.

•••••••••••••••••••••

response
arding thed
mmittee t
. I feel the
mittee is l
rtunityofn
Mr.Croopv
rary director
Small Bt
nter. I fe
loquently «
the College ·
a membe1
ity. It is (
s contributi
is college:
cter. Hise&lt;
College a1

f persons w
. Croop,
n. In myJX
college,
contact with
who think
w Educati&lt;
the bathwat

in response
·on gap that
(Wilkes In
o weeks a,
set out 1
ey were g«
competitic
t about it. R,
tudents q,
upport of
quired more
ing a decis
g 30% state
ipate for "
cryone has ·
own opin
ion always,
opinion ba
nd/or misinl
ts like, "I don'
t seems too c,
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w long does it t
Bril

THUMBS UP: Go to whomever is respon
finaly getting us a MAC machine. It will make thi
easier for those of us who hate that walk to Public
every other day for money.
THUMBS DOWN: Go to whomever chose the
for our new MAC machine. There were many pla
concrete already existed that would have been
convenient. Why rip up more grass in a place that
used, time-and-time again, for outdoor concerts and

•••••••••••••••••••••
The Beacon would like to remind you that el
right around the corner, so get out and vote!

......

�October

administrators, a college can only
hope to attain mediocrity.
I believe that the committee, or
writing in response to John the individual who was instrumental
regarding the decision in the decision, should prepare a reCommittee to deny sponse for those of us who care about
tenure. I feel the judge- such an issue. It would be beneficial
Committee is beyond if the committee could justify what it
Jeezs to all its members. did; I believe its silence will only
die opportunity of meeting vocalize its apathy toward legitwith Mr. Croop when he imizing its actions. The committee
ICl!lporary director of the should make known its criteria for
College Small Business granting tenure. It is a sorry state of
t Center. I f~l that affairs when persons in important
leaer eloquently defines and responsible offices are able to
to the College both as act without offering justification.
and as a member of the
The committee's reprobate deunity. It is equally cision derides the entire concept of
11181 his contributions to I Wilkes as an "institution of higher
of this college are tes- learning." This derision, of itself, is
llischaracter. His commit- a greater crime on our campus than
the College appears all of the committee's ill-judged determinations combined. Decisions
that any college has a like the one made concerning Fred
to its students to build Croop undermine the very n:.ieaning
of persons who are of Education. Hindsight is 20/20,
like Mr. Croop, to the and it would bode well if everyone
ucation. In my personal involved in this travesty of adminis81 lhis college, I have trative volition could take a good
into contact with many look at what has happened and
people who think it con- remedy the infamy before it grows
to lhrow Education out into something past help.
and the bathwater. By
a legion of indifferent
Eddie Lupico
-hungry educators and
Class of 1990

~ttty Jua~tug t\1 b~ btl~
:m¢tlttttbtt 3

*

letter is m response to the
onnalion gap that exists
WIN (Wilkes Intracol). Two weeks ago, the
er set out to ask
thcr they were going to
m the competition and
dloughl about it. Roughly
the students queried
in support of WIN.
required more informaking a decision.
ining 30% stated they
participate for various
le everyone has to ultilhcir own opinion, a
opinion always carries
than an opinion based on
·on and/or misinformats like, "l don't have
"It seems too complincct a misinformed
How long docs it take to

PAGETHREE

1QRR

Dr, Samuel Hazo, Professor of English at
Duquense University and Director of the
International Poetry Forum,
will be reading from his most recently published
book of poetry on
Thursday, November 3 at 8 p.m in the Sordoni Art
Gallery at Wilkes College.
All are invited to attend.

Tong speaks to Wilkes women

read a one page document and sign
it? That is the only time commitment
a participant needs to make. We have
structured the game in such a way
that students can play, and win,
without doing anything different
than they did last year. Students
receive grades whether there is a
game or not. They attend campus
activities and join clubs/organizations whether there is a game or not.
R.A. 'swill provide drug and alcohol
programming whether there is a
game or not. However, playing a
game should make all of these activities more enjoyable and quite possibly more rewarding.
At present, there are 43 individual prizes and 118 competitors. That
is better than 1 in 3chance-farfrom
slim.
Many things appear complicated when we do not understand
them. Werequiresufficientinformation in order to form a defensible
opinion. Obtaining information is a

Sitown here are Wilkes Women's Faculty Caucus Officers, from left: Ann Marie Kolanowski, president;
Carol Zack, treasurer; Jane Elmes-Crahall. secretary; and Dr. Patricia Beaman, vice president.
by Michele Corbett
Beacon Assistant News Editor
Today, October 27, Dr. RoseMarie Tong, Associate Professor at
Williams College, will conduct an
informal discussion with female
students, Women's Faculty Caucus
members, and invited guests, from 2
to 3 p.m. in the Annette Evans

Alumni House. This will be followed by a speech entitled
"Women's Issues and Reproductive
Ethics" from 4 to 5 p.m. in the
Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for
Performing Arts.
A reception for Dr. Tong,
hosted by Mrs. Jane Breiseth, will be
held in the lobby of the Darte Center
from 5 to 6.

See Response page 5

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Dr. Tong was brought to
Wilkes College by the Caucus, in
conjunction with the Artists-Lecture
Series.

Physics
department
gets new
rooms
by Susan Borthwick
Beacon Assistant News Editor
The Physics Department has
recently made a move in Stark
Learning Center. The department
now occupies rooms 141, 142, and
148. Dr. Nejib, Dr. Redmond, and
Jean Zampetti
make up this
department. A conference room on
the first floor is being discussed for
the future.
Due to the growth of the
department's size, Dr. Nejib has
decided to step down from chairman
of the department. Dr. Armand is
now acting chairman.

�PAGE FOUR

RCRC

"The Classroom
of Tomorrow"
by Ian Taggart and Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Writer
and Beacon News Editor
The fourth annual Regional
Computer Resource Center (RCRC)
· conference, entitled "The Classroom
of Tomorrow," was held on Monday,
October 17. The day-long schedule
of activities featured several seminars and a software fair in the Stark
Learning Center Lobby. Those who
attended were teachers in school
districts served by the WilkesRCRC.
The seminars that were attended by the entire group featured
such topics as writing effective grant
proposals.
Participants were also able to
choose from several mini-seminar
topics held in the RCRC labs, including MacSchool, a seminar about software for school administrators conducted by General Computer; and the
AppleShare network, showing how
to increase productivity through a
network of computers conducted by
an Apple Computer representative.
The highlight of the conference for many was the software fair,
where various software vendors displayed new products aimed at mak-

ing learning and teaching more exciting. Popular software and educational supply vendors such as Mindscape, Houghton-Mifflin, and General computer were represented.
This year's conference was
coordinated by Barbara Deay, a
graduate assistant in the Education
Department/RCRC, as well as Dr.
Joseph Bellucci, Director of the
RCRC, and Dr. Barbara Bellucci,
Director of Microcomputer Education at the RCRC.
In other computer news, the
AppleShare network is up and nmning. As of now, there are three
Macintoshes, Apple IIGS's, Apple
He's, and a LaserWriter connected On Satui:day, October 15, the Democratic band wagon stopped in Wilkes-Barre as the ticket's vitt
to the network. The network server idential candidate, Lloyd Bentsen campaigned to the city's elderly. Above is Congressman Paul
[the computer that operates the net- (D) Wilkes-Barre; Senator Bentsen; and Christopher N. Breiseth, president of Wilkes College.
work] is a Mac II with a 140 mega- patible.
hyte external hard disk.
Officers of the newly formed
The network allows all com- Macintosh Users Group were elected
puters connected to it to use the soft- at their last meeting, held October 4.
ware [licensed to be] on the hard disk. Those chosen for office were BarThe user does not need his own soft- bara Jamelli, president; Anne Kilyaware. The person operating the netnek, vice-president; Ralph Midwork server determines to what exdaugh, secretary; and Richard Kline,
tent the contents of the hard disk can
treasurer. The next meeting will be
be accessed.
held November I, and is open to
In the future, the RCRC hopes anyone interested. Plans for the
to connect at least one IBM or comagenda are not finalized.

Educators
meet for

conference

Freshmen, do you know about
student government elections?
by Michele Corbett
Beacon Assistant News Editor
This morning, October 27, a
freshman meeting was held at 11
a.m. in Stark room 209,
to
familiarize the freshman class with
Student Government Elections.
Campaign rules and nomination
sheets were distributed. A copy of
each can be picked up in the Dean's
Office for anyone who was unable to
attend the meeting and still wishes to
participate in this election.

Nomination sheets are to be
submitted to an S.G. member at a
table in Stark Lobby on Tuesday,
November 1st. Students are urged to
nominate themeselves, although
some candidates are nominated by
other freshmen. The nominee must
list a "statement of intent" declaring
the one position of the ten available,
they wish to hold. The positions
available include: President, VicePresident, Treasurer, Secretary, and
six representatives. Fifty signatures,
including name, social security

by Susan Borthwick
,
Beacon Assistant News Editor

number, and phone number, from
fellow members of the freshman
class are required in order to be
officially nominated.
Nominees and their aides
must adhere strictly to the campaign
rules or submit to elimination from
the election. Elections will be held
on Tuesday, November 8, in Stark
Lobby at 11 a.m. All freshmen are
asked to vote; after all, these people
will be representing you and your
class.

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
·
And they're both represented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
,
career advancement are the rule,
·-_, not the exception. The gold bar
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
Clifton, NJ 07015. Or call toll free 1-800-USA-ARMY.

ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAM BE. ,

The 28th Annual Conference of
the Association for General and Liberal Studies was held on October 1315 at Wilkes College. Professors and
academic administrators from
universities and colleges across the
country were invited to participate in
the conference in Wilkes-Barre.
During the conference, programs were held at the SheratonCrossgates and different locations on
campus. The programs dealt with
topics such as educators and today's
society, the pros and cons of technology of general education, as well as a
session for planning, assessment,

and feedback for J(eneral
'i'he conference, which
three days, also included
speakers and presentm
Breiseth and membm
faculty were also in
the conference.
Dr.RobertJ. H
member of the planning
for the conference, was
the success of the co~
Heaman remarked that
"wonderful conference.
delighted to bring maj(r
from all across the coun
The educators were im
the College facilities,
with Wilkes-Barre."

OnwJaHe§d;y/Ndyembgf 2, from 6:30 to 8:30 PM
bij ari 9rganizational meeting of the
Wilkes Coliege J&gt;fe-l:aw Association in the A
. .
Evans Alumni House. '

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Mac:kand an a.djurictprof~~sor of business law at
j
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CoHege
. wilFaddress the Pre~taw Association on the to .
... ''Thinki~g About Law School."
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All Wilkes ~tudent~ .wtlO ar¢ cohsidering law asa
are urged to attend this IJlf.?eting. Faculty are co
invited as well.

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October 27, 1988

Club Corner

hunting excursion

e

found the glowing warmth of a
campfire and sat down net to some
fellow outdoorsmen. I payed them
vacation was lying no attention, and decided to take out
anns of my new my anger on others in a prearranged
cy glass of sangria plan.
I pulled the remote control to my
n's golderr"rays
skin. Instead, television out and turned the thing on
of Thad, my and off for a complete hour. My
remover, we roommate was staying in the dorm
r the Maryland over vacation, and I hoped I could
e in the joyous drive him and his girlfriend to the
As I randomly point of insanity. Thad had his own
omet, my vin- · bout with technology on the drive up
wards the south, while turning the radar detector to
was reclining in pedestrian mode, in case a crafty
ing to a country critter happened to be scanning us.
ing the lingerie We no doubt arrived at the campsite
om Sears catalog. under a blanket of secrecy.
By this time my frustrations
ed at the whole
wheel to get that were a thing of the past, and I looked
the thing in the at the men around me. They clashed
en minutes, then in a confusing burst of plaid, right ·
down to their boots. These seasoned
slag.
recently armored hunters were actually storm door
th of the border installers, but nevertheless didn't
in the gun turret look like they wanted to sit around on
a few rounds at lawn chairs, play some horseshoes,
c tables. He then and sip espresso. They were a pot1came to a halt, bellied, beer-guzzling pack of real
und commando men out to get some meat the hard
mehow clogged way. The expressions on their faces
for the rest suggested that they accidentally
the had shed sprayed their underarms with a canisrint Hawaiian ter of potent, extra-strength flea and
r a camouflage roach killer. They were indeed the
et and soiled type of people who like the taste of
as a four-day freshly-skinned rabbit rump and
is chin, and his would break out the rabbit trap and
that he was pruning shears in order to prepare the
ving relieved · gourmet dish.
much more at
A large-busted, tight-panted
woman sat on a lawn chair in front of
their Winneba o which was well

hidden beneath a layer of branches
and leaves. Thad, my nostril cleanser
and butter churner, was involved in a
detailed conversation about prunes
with this lady. He always seems to be
attracted to the types who would
trade sexual favors for beef jerky. I
approached them in time to hear the
last part of her discourse: "And then
he spotted them there raisins down
by the creek." There was a great flash
of commotion behind me with the
great hunters grasping their rifles and
heading off into the forest. Their
deployment was simultaneous with a
few bars of a familiar song in the
distance. "I heard it through the
grapevine. . . "echoed softly through
the trees. No ... it couldn't be. . . yet.
. .it is... it's ... the California Raisins.
Thad and the woman grasped their
rifles and sped off into the forest
while firing into the air and yelling.
For the first time in a long while,
I was completely alone. I looked at
the rifle my houseboy had given me
and playfully fiddled with it. I
glanced up from my weapon to see
the soft furriness of a deer staring at
me with blank, emotionful eyes. It
pouted and scratched the damp
ground with its hoof and looked at me
as I pulled the rifle to my chin. It
moved not one inch, but drilled those
white, liquid eyes into mine. Was a
moment of amusement worth a life,
no matter what species of life it was?
I sure as hell didn't think so and flung
the rifle into the darlcness. And I
decided, with the air vibrating to a
distant volley of ·gunfire, that no
matter how hard they pleaded with
me, I would not eatRaisin Bran in the

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cab and be taken home for free.
The student would be required to
show his or her ID card to the
driver who would copy down the
social security number. At the
end of the month, the cab company would turn all the social
security numbers into BACCHUS . The members of BACCHUS would then verify those
numbers on a numerical list of
the social security numbers of all
students at Wilkes. There would
be absolutely no names involved
and absolutely no way for
family, friends, or the administration to find out which students need the service. On Tuesday, October 18, 1988, this proposal was approved by the College, so all that is left is to arrange a contract with the cab
company. Last year, the company agreed to the idea, but no
formal contracts have been drawn
up as of yet.
In addition, since Monday
Night Football is tradionally a
"male" pastime, BACCHUS is
hoping to sponsor a self-defense
course for women, with a special
emphasis on how to deal with a
drunken male attacker.
One thing BACCHUS members want to avoid doing is having lectures. It is their opinion
th~t students are bored to death
by people continuously harping
at them that alchohol and drugs
are "bad" and how "good" people
don't use them. The club feels
that most students are aware of
the dangers and that they -would
benefit more from being offered
alternate entertainment and ways
to drink responsibly.
This is
not condoning drinking. But it
is also not declaring that alchohol should be banned.

Let's face it. This is a college campus, and, like a majority
of college campuses, there is a
fair to large amount of alcoholic
consumption taking place. Why
then would an organization like
BACCHUS (Boost Alcohol Consciousness
Concerning
the
Health of University Students)
want to set itself up at a place
like Wilkes College? What do
they think this is? The Prohibition or something?
Actually, the purpose of
BACCHUS is not to promote an
alcohol free campus, and it's definitely not to promote prohibition. BA_CCHUS is a group that
believes in awareness in drinking, not abstinance.
According
to one BACCHU -"1Ilember, Sue
Auch-Schwelk, "BACCHUS promotes responsible drinking and
wants to make students aware of
what alcohol can do to them."
BACCHUS began when, after a drinking-related accident occured in Pickering Hall a few
years ago, Sharon Froude wondered whether there was anything
similar to the high school
group, SADD (Students Against
Driving Drunk), available to college students.
After doing a
great deal of research, she learned about a nationwide group catled BACCHUS. She sent for information and soon founded a
chapter here at Wilkes.
For a relatively new student
organization, BACCHUS already
has several projects going and/or
in the planning stages.
First,
there w_ere the activities during
National
Alcohol
Awareness
Week:
activities such as "A
Drink with the Deans" and "Win,
BACCHUS president Sharon
Lose or D:aw." BACCHUS also
Froude,
its
advisors,
Mark
sponsors Monday Night Football
Sowcik ·and Mary Supey, and all
on the widescreen television.
the members are very dedicated
Right now,
the biggest to the idea of an alcohol safe camproject in the works for BAC- pus. The greek god of wine is
CHUS is a "safe ride proposal." certainly looking over this colThis is a proposal where Wilkes lection, and while he may not be
students, who are out somewhere totaly pleased at the lack of abandrinking and don't feel they are don, he's probably smiling anyable to drive home, can call a way.

Response
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two-way street. There must be accessible information available (our job)
and those who avail themselves of
that information (your job). Perhaps
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With that end in mind, we hope
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PAGE SIX

Different Perspective

Album Attic

Hoopla and more Hoopla!

The Godfathers
war cry

by Bill Barber
Beacon Feature Columnist

believe, i.e. a woman's right to
high, lights, tape recorders, the
works. In they flew and surroundcontrol her own body, and the
ed us, their sample survey. All
nation's responsibility to all its
Hoopla, by any other name, the elements of Hoopla had been
citizens, even those outside the
would smell as bleak. Wrapped assembled except one.
law who are still human beings
and packaged in politics, it is
And then the candidate stridwith a right to live. These are
really something to behold. es in with his lovely wife. The
controversial issues and certainly
This past weekend, Wilkes Col- flashbulbs flash, the cameras
nothing to build a winning platlege was visited by Senator whir. The people, 'oh my-goshform on. We want to be coddled
Lloyd Bentzen, ~nd for some of ed,' and there he is, Senator
and assured that somebody rich is
us who attended, it was a case of Lloyd Bentzen, smiling and wavcontrolling the country.
We
professional hoopla at its very ing for our benefit. He's good.
want our pop-tarts in our microfinest.
' He's almost as smooth as that
waves. we don't want to think aAll the attendant signs were old actor that's been playing
bout poverty, inequality, our humthere, the scurrying self-impor- president all these recent years.
an right to available medical
tant heads of junior comm ittees He had learned how to smile for
care. Most of all, we are afraid of
handing out badges, the members the camera and his makeup had
change.
of the traveling committee, the been
profess_ionally
applied.
And so Hoopla will continue
coordinators, the hangers-on, Les Why if I hadn't know any better
miserables.
I would have sworn Bentzen was
to be obstructed.
Because we
This was the biggest polit- a Republican. It's so hard to tell
will it so. Because a good show
ical event since John Kennedy vi- the difference anymore.
and a smooth speech seem comsited Wilkes-Barre in 1960. SecThe issues he addressoo were
forting. The candidate waves a
ret
Service
agents
crawled adequate. Medical care, a vast
cheery . farewell.
The press is
through the Annette Evans House program of sweeping reform. Sodone with us for the moment and
securing doors. Protesters arriv- cial security and how it will be
hurries away to make its deaded and spread their happy hearts handled. The audience was made
lines. The great empty moment
across the River Street sidewalk up of senior citizens. We were returns to our hearts, that it is
getting their gummy signs all salved in our bower and made all so far above us, this governready for t.v. There is always. promises.
Like all the other ment of ours, so far inside the
the pervasive sense of imminent speechifiers,
the
lingo
was
television as to be unrecogniztragedy, that there are kooks out smooth, well timed, the gestures able.
there who might try something appropriate to the message. The
What else can we do? Exwith a gun.
overwhelming
sensibility
was cept what we perceive. I perAnd then the event itself, that we were safe. We little ceive that Michael Dukakis is a
well staged, good lighting, the people, in the hands of a well better man than television can
audience filling the auditorium contolled establishment.
portray. I perceive that, in spite
with expectation.
We waited,
This machine of politics is of Bentzen, we'll be able to
more to see a person we might bigger than you and me. It out- grasp the significance of what he
recognize from television, than distances us in corporate board- is in light of the representation
to hear any earthshaking agen- rooms. It pays its money and that he can make to us via
das. We came because this was takes its chances. The cameras television. And I am afraid for
seriuos Hoopla of the first de- whir. The lights go down. No- all of us that we, resisting
gree. We came, perhaps, for all thing really changes. It is out of change, will once again buy a stathe wrong reasons.
our hands. Unless we vote.
tus quo we are afraid to change.
And then the doors blast
This status quo is being
And the overwhelming outopen and the Press arrives, all at challenged by Michael Dukakis. come seems to be that Hoopla,
once, taking up their positions It may be his greatest error. instead of Michael Dukakis, will
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Beacon Feature Columnist

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e mythology of India
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Asia, have just
the Dravidians.
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most likely the
uisrn is one of the
sly documented
ts dating back to
ur major texts are
, or "books of
e four, the Rigthe verses") is the
d is the earliest
ythology.
da tells us about
gods that were bested and about their
. The gods Mitra
intly ruled the
the god of war, was
came the Ashuins,
sible for the physithe universe.
fication of the gods
y a collective
the caste system
on to the Indian

or priests; next were the warriors;
and finally the farmers and herders.
The way the deities related
and behaved toward each other was
probably what the Indian people
considered proper behavior among
the castes. By studying these myths
we can begin to piece together the
origins and expressions of beliefs
and customs- both sociological and
individual- that the ancient Indian
people professed and perhaps are still
being used.
A new pantheon of gods
gradually replaced the gods of the
Rig-Veda. The chief divinity was
now the Brahman, or supreme worldspirit. The Brahman can take on may
forms. The most important forms are
Brahma, the creator; V ishau, the
preserver; and Shiva, the destroyer.
These three divinities make up the
Trimurti, or "three forms." These
three forms are also incorporated into
the three principal moments of the
cosmos: creation, maintenance, and
destruction.
The universe is viewed as a
giant sphere, or a "cosmic egg,"
where creation is the act of breaking
forth from the egg, or more
specifically from the fertility of the
egg, which holds the potential for all
human life.
Brahma created the universe
and also proclaimed the fourVeda.
The uniqueness of this first creation
belongs to Brahma, but since time is
viewed as cyclical (and also degenerative) the role of Brahma is limited.
Vishnu maintains the social
order of the universe. He punishes
those who threaten the harmony of
the cosmos. When this universal

order, or dharma, is upset on earth,
Vishnu departs from the heavens,
takes on the form of one of his nine
incarnations, or Avatar, and restores
the order.
Shiva is the god of
destruction, or more specifically
u11tamed wildness. He represents the
unpredictability of divinity. When
the time is right, he will perform a
dance upon the universe and destroy
it, but he will also be the creatorof the
new "golden age." He is the god who
sees insight beyond duality,
represented by his third eye.
Both Vishnu and Shiva are
very complex deities.
They
represent the two different ethics of
Hinduism: one which thrives on the
social order of dharma; the other
which longs to find a release from
order (Moksha), and a release from
the perpetuality of reincarnation- a
release from samsara.
The Hindu philosophy of reincarnation is an important one.
Time is cyclical; life is cyclical. The
human soul leaves the dead body and
is reborn in the body of another
human, animal, vegetable, or mineral. This process of activity and
rebirth is an endless one. The state in
which the soul is reborn is determined by the soul's karma- the
accumulation of the soul's merits and
demerits as a result of its actions.
This philosophy of regeneration has also found its way into scientific theory and hypothesis
concerning cosmology, such as the
Oscillating Universe theory. This
theory begins like the Big Bang theory, with the hypothesis of an initial
primordial mass exploding and mat-

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the Hindu life is Just one of many.
Epilogue: It is difficult
not to judge another culture
and its beliefs. It is important,
though, to try to remain relativistic in your nature and to
see things not as good or bad,
but as different. Hinduism is
a part of reality, and i f w e
shun it, we shun the potential
for understanding reality.

Opinion

Moonstruck:
:A pointless showing
by George Strand and Michelle
Olexa
Beacon Contributing Writers

cil), CC (Commuter Council),
Circle K, BACCHUS (Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning
Health of University Students),
WCLH, The Beacon, and the Programming Board among others.
In the letter received from
Andrew Morrell, he stated, "As
the main activities organization
on campus, the Board would
directly benefit in a complete
sense from attendance to awareness." Contrary to this recommendation, Moonstruck was denied WIN eligibility.
As a result, the students playing were denied attendance points.
The WIN board met with
Andrew Morrell at the beginning
of this sememster to seek his cooperation in making Programming Board events a part of the
overall competition. At this meeting he expressed continued support and asked us if it would be
possible to make all Programming events WIN eligible.

Last Saturday evening, the
Progrramming Board's presentation of Moonstruck was not WIN
(Wilkes Intracollege Network) eligible due to the indecisiveness of
that organization. Students could
not receive points for attending
this event.
At a WIN Advisory Board
meeting held last Friday, WIN
members were informed by the
chairman of the Wilkes College
Programming
Board,
Andrew
Morrell, that they would not be
able to use the Programming
Board event as part of the game.
This was the first time that WIN
members had been informed of
the Programming Board's decision.
Last spring, WIN sought
support and written recommendations from several campus organizations which were included
in · the FIPSE (Fund for the
Now the Programming Board
Improvement of Post Secondary is unable to decide which, if any,
Education) grant proposal that events should be WIN eligible.
was submitted to Washington by While they decide, the players,
the WIN board.
Support was who pay for these events with
given by Student Government, their activity fees, will suffer by
IRHC (Inter-Residence Hall Coun- being denied points.

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ter forming to create the present
universe. But, unlike the Big Bang
_which says . that the matter will
continue to move outward until the
stars fade and the universe dies, the
Oscillating Universe says that the
matter will stop, because it will not be
able to escape the gravitational pull,
and eventually regress back to the
initial primordial mass, and that mass
will explode again. So our present
universe is just _o ne of many, just as

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PAGEEIGIIT

My mom loves football, so .can you
by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor
"There are five seconds left in
the game. The Redskins are about to set up for a 45 yard field
goal attempt The Bears lead the
Skins
27-26,"
explains
Pat
Summerall, pro football analyst
for CBS sports. "John, will you
come here?!"exclaims my girlfriend. "Just a minute dear," I reply. "What's more important,
that stupid football game or
me?"she snaps back. .
Every die-hard football fan has
entertained this question at least
once in his lifetime, and every
die-hard has ignored this question at least once, twice, or even
three or four hundred times in a
lifetime. Football is like a religion to the man of the house. . It
is a sin to the woman of the
home or even the girlfriend of
the dorm. It is true that football
has no real bearing on the plight
of the world, but it helps to keep
a person's mind off the depressing elements in our society.
Football games kick off every
Sunday and Monday for sixteen
weeks in the fall. That's just sixteen out of fifty-two weeks in the
year. Why do women, or girlfriends as in my case, have such

a hard time understanding a man's
passion for watching football?
All that we ask is that on Sunday
afternoons and Monday nights
we be able to sit down, relax,
and watch an entertaining sports
event.
Women should take some time
out and listen to the particular
man in their life about why he
loves football. I'll tell you a little story about my introduction
to the sport and a woman's
growth or developing love for
football, · particularly my mother.
I was about seven years old and
an influential little tyke. My father would be sitting in front of
the
T.V.
acting . like
a
madman. Cheering, yelling, waving his fists as if he were threatening the set at times. There I
am, little John-John, associating
my father's actions with the action taking place on the tube.
There were two sets of men wearing two different uniforms of varying color ramming into each
other. I had no idea what was
going on at this age. I had the
football mind my girlfriend possesses today. I payed special attention to team colors and uniforms like a lot of non-educated
football females. However, I didn't pick a favorite team by virtue

of their team colors. I went with
the hometown team, the Washington Redskins.
For the next six years my
father and I created a football inferno for my mother. During the
years from 1973-1979 Redskin
mania would sweep rampant
through our household.
Every
Sunday in the fall was colored maroon and yellow (Redskin colors). My mother would be upstairs hearing either screams of
joy or yells of frustration from
the basement laboratory below.
She never knew who was going
to come upstairs after a game.
Would it be a pair of Jekylls or a
pair of Hydes? It all depended on
whether the Redskins won or
lost.
During this six-year period my
mother had little knowledge and
little affection for the sport.
Then 1979 arrived. I was at the
peak of my passion for football.
I still loved the Redskins at this
time, however, I had a peculiar
change of heart. I had always
felt sorry for the underprivledged
people in the world, and I extended this feeling towards pitiful
teams in the National Football
League (NFL). The team I took
notice of was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

The Bucs were a new football
team, in the league since 1976.
They had a combined three-year
record of 7 wins and 37 losses.
However, in October of '79, they
started out with a 4-0 record. I
took them under my wing as my
new team, along with the Skins.
My mother and father thought it
was a fad for a couple of weeks.
It was now January of 1980.
Tampa was in the playoffs and I
was still into the Bucs. My mother took notice of this new love
I developed.
She developed a
love for watching me be happy
when my team would win. She
also loved to comfort me after
they would lose, I think.
She
would listen to me rant and rave
over the mistakes my team made
during a loss.
A
shocking
transformation
occurred in my mother in the
years to follow.
She actually
started watching parts of the
Redskin and Buccaneer games.
In 1982 she watched her first full
60 minutes of football when the
Redskins
played
the Miami
Dolphins in Super Bowl XVII.
The Redskins won and my house
was profusely packed with pandemonium.
In the years to follow my
mother watched more and more

..........

Beacon at the Movies

Halloween IV drips
boringly in gore .
by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor
In the tradition of the Friday
the 13th series comes Halloween
IV the Return of Michael Myers,
unfortunately. Blood and gore infest the screen as well as amateur
cinematography, lackluster acting, and a deplorable script that
John Carpenter would shun He
directed Halloween and produced
Halloween II.
I can't help but feel that he is
furious over what director Dwight
H. Little has done with the story
of Michael Myers in Halloween
IV. The first film was a modem
day classic, while Halloween II
was a satisfying and suspensful
sequel. In selling the rights for
the Halloween
series Carpenter
must have made huge killings
like Michael Myers did in Halloween IV.
In the first two films Michael
Myers terrorized the small town
of Haddenfield. In Halloween IV
he returns to the town in search
of 10 year-old Jamie Strode, who
is the daughter of Laurie Strode
(Jamie Lee Curtis from Halloween
I and II )and his niece. The only
things that stand in his way are

the townspeople -- no problem,
chicken feed! The shape, as
Myers is also known, takes on
three and four men at a time
without losing a slash or a step
while pecking away at them as if
they're helpless seeds of prey.
More than once the results of
Myers attacks are graphic much
to the likes of Jason's assaults
in Friday the 13th.
Donald Pleasance reprises the
role of Dr. Loomis, Michael's
shrink from the previous films.
His acting salvages what destruction the rest of the cast left him
to smolder in. Hopefully Pleasance will get another chance
someday to work with Carpenter
on a Halloween remake, but don't
hold your breath.
It would appear that the Galaxy company, who currently
holds the rights to the series,
intends to produce sequel after
horrid sequel.
Hopefully they
will get a creative director, cinematographer, and scriptwriter to
revive the series. Four writers
were used during the plotting of
the Halloween IV script. It appears like one writer got sick of
writing and passed the pen on,
and then that writer passed it on,

football. Here was a
learned respect for
greatest sports ever
gave it a chance as
many women in
today, including my
However I feel my
slowly but surely ·
interest. At the ripe
19 she had already
entire football game Super Bowl XXII.
defeated the Denver
that game. Cathy
the Redskins, SCI she
me on that exhil ·
day. Coincidentally,
ship was only a week
time. During this ·
ed to play up to me
my affections. Now
caught me she shrugs
tion of me watching
Sunday. The only
probably respect this
Super Bowl, if the
make it. If they doni
bly be expected to
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necessary to run the United
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Suzanne Heard
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No.
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because I just didn't take the
time.

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Yes. Bush, because I like
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PAGETEN

Study abroad
by Kim Evans
Beacon Feature Writer
Last year students from
Wilkes College packed their
bags, and headed for Paris, Vienna, London, and Italy. This
was not just for a vacation but to
study abroad.
In a study abroad program a
student has the opportunity to
study in a foreign country for the
fall, spring, summer or the year.
While abroad, credits can still be
earned toward major requirements
and graduation.
There are hundreds of programs and schools to choose
from in over thirty countries,
each with its unique combination
of curriculum, living arrangements, and extra-curricular activities. What Wilkes offers is counseling to help choose the program best suited to a student's
needs.
However, the student
must apply to the program and
be accepted on his or her own
merits.
To study abroad, a Wilkes
student must have at least a 2.5
GPA, and should start preparing
for his overseas studies in his
sophomore year.
Jeff Eline, a
senior telecommunications major, studied last semester at the
City of London Polytechnic in
England. "I wanted to aquire an

internship in England because
the BBC and the London commercial systems are among the
best in the world," stated Jeff.
Jeff worked at an internship three
days a week and took classes two
days a week. He learned how to
build a satellite system and worked on commercials for Sony and
Lloyds of London Bank. He also
helped with . a new pop · music
show called Wired that links New
York with London and will be airing on the USA network. It was
during this show that Jeff met
Peter Gabriel, Run DMC, Joni
Mitchell, and Chrissy Hinds.
Jeff was very impressed with
the educational system at City
Poly, although he said it was a
bit more demanding than what he
was used to. "In London some
classes last one day a week, but
all day long. In my classes the
grade was based on only one
test, one paper, or a combination of the two." Jeff also felt
that his professors were extremely qualified. "One of my professors was a BBC correspondent
his first year out of college."
Wendy Rosencrance, a senior business administration/-international studies major, also studied at the City of London Polytechnic in London. Wendy took
courses in marketing, twen-tieth
century art, French existential-

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ism, and comparative poll-tics.
She found her experience to be
very enlightening, al-though at
times she missed the comforts of
home.
Students have several different living arrangement options.
Some stay in houses with other
American students, as Jeff and
Wendy did. Others stay in dorms
with foreign students, or live
with a family willing to open its
home to a student. In some programs students must find their
own apartments or other accommodation.
Last year five students from
Wilkes were involved in study
abroad programs. In the upcoming spring semester there is a
Wilkes student planning to study
in England, another in France,
and Italy is expecting a Wilkes
guest in the summer.
Anyone interested in finding
out more about studying abroad
can contact Dr. Barbara Nance in
Kirby Hall or Marie Henehan
{International Studies) in Capin
Hall.

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Wilkes remodel
by Tom Obrzut
Beacon Staff Writer

half story Greek Revival house.
It consisted of an interior arrangement of a side hall and two
tandem parlors.
The home was enlarged
twice before 1870 and again about 1900, creating the picturesque villa quality of the exterior.
The renovations to Kirby

Many homes built on the
Wilkes campus have been renovated over the years to suit the
changing tastes and life styles of
the occupants.
The most striking example
of remodeling is Weiss Hall, located on South River Street. .
Albert Kipp (1850-1906)
was the architect commissioned
to remodel the S .L. Brown
Hc'lle, present-day Weiss Hall.
Kipp architecturally transformed this Greek Revival Home,
erected about 1850, into a Queen
Anne style building in the late
1800s.
The Queen Anne style elements are found in the comer
tower and in the classical motif
of the Paladian window set in the
gable end of the roof.
Kipp used local blue stone
for the tower and entry hall.
This blue stone is a standard material for Wilkes-Barre's Queen
Anne styled homes.
Weiss Hall is currently one
of the best examples of Queen
Anne style in Wilkes-Barre.
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Locker
Continued from page 14

Dear Editor:

third-sacker ·chris "Spuds" Sabo (.271, 11, 44) provide a young,
solid left side of the infield. Pitchers John Franco (39 saves, 1.57
ERA), Danny Jackson (23-8, 2.73) and Jose Rijo (13-8, 2.39)
were among the best in the league. What's keeping this team in
the second slot? If Rose can't provide the answer this season, he
probably won't get another opportunity to do so.
The San Diego Padres (83-78, 11.5 games out) responded to manager Jack McKeown after he replaced the oppressive
Larry Bowa. Tony Gwynn (.313, 7, 70) won another batting title
and Carmelo Martinez (.236, 18, 65) stuck in his usual, surprising
production.
However, John Kruk (.241, 9, 44) and Benito
Santiago (.248, 10, 46) fell off considerably. Look for Santiago
to go to the Mets in the aforementioned deal. Dennis Rasmussen
(16-10, 3.43), Eric Show (16-11, 3.26) and Andy Hawkins (14-11,
3.35) anchored a solid rotation. Mark Davis (2.01 ERA) is a
blossoming relief star.
The surest bet in baseball was the San Francisco Giants
(82-79, 12.5 games out), according to the experts.
Brett
Butler (.287, 6, 43) gave them a leadoff hitter and Will Clark
(.282, 29, 109) played to his awesome potential, but Roger
Craig's lauded pitching staff finished a disappointing sixth in the
league in ERA (3.39) and Candy Maldonado (.255, 12, 68) came
back down to earth. What the Giants need is a catcher. Gary
Carter? Hmm ...
The Houston Astros (82-80, 13 games out) faded in
the heat of the pennant drive faster than Michael Dukakis' lead in
the polls, a predicament that caused the dismissal of Hal Lanier.
Slugger Glenn Davis (.271, 30, 99) and Rafael Ramirez (.276, 6,
59) carried their share at the plate, but Kevin Bass (.255, 14, 72)
and Billy Hatcher (.268, 7, 52) didn't. The famed "Dalton gang"
pitching staff apparently didn't scuff the sphere enough, as Mike
Scott (14-8, 2.92) wasn't as dominant as in the past, and Bob
Knepper (14-5, 3.14) disappeared after a fast start. It seemed like
the Astros just lost interest down the stretch.
When Dale Murphy (.226, 24, 77) has his worst year of the
decade, one would figure the Atlanta Braves (54-106, 40
games out) would be in deep trouble.
Give GM Bobby Cox
time. Gerald Perry (.300, 8, 74), a product of the Braves' system,
ended years of potential with an outstanding campaign.
Pete
Smith (7-15, 3.69) is a future 20-game winner. Cox acquired the
unhappy Jody Davis (.229, 6, 33) from Chicago to nurture the
young pitching staff. Three years, and the Braves are contenders.
Book it!
The American League will be covered in a future column. In
the meantime, I'm off to Atlanta to get an early scouting report on
the Braves. Remember, only 106 days until pitchers and catchers
have to report!

As a well informed student of
Wilkes College, I have many questions regarding WIN (Wilkes Intracollege Network), the newly formed
substance awareness game. As an
active member of many successful
campus organizations I want to give
WIN a chance to succeed.
As a commuter, I was not addressed in a residence hall about the
WIN program. After asking many
Commuter Council students about
WIN's address to their organization,
I was still told that WIN's goals and
how they were to be met are still
unclear. People on C.C. are still not
sure ofWIN's role in campus activities. This left me perplexed.
After informally speaking with
other students on campus, it was
suggested that we (the students) hold
an open forum so that students such
as myself could ask questions. The
TV Club members immediately rose
to the occasion. They set up the
Forum and asked WIN if they would
participate. Dr. Garr, WIN'sadvisor,
thought it was an excellent idea; one
to inform more students about WIN.
The TV Club told WIN they would
set everything up, but it was up to
WIN to publicize the event. The only
publicity for the Forum was an ad in
The Beacon ... and that was put in by
the TV Club. For an organization
that wants to inform students, they
sure have an unusual way of going
about it.
The Forum was held on Tuesday, October 18. I found out some
information, but we were restricted
to one half hour. I left with more
questions than I entered with, as did
others.
WIN states that students who
sign up with a contract get WIN
points for coming to certain WIN
eligible events. Members within
· certain organizations wanted to

know how WIN planned on going
about this social aspect since it's the
members of other organizations
doing all of the preparations and
execution of events. Students in the
Programming Board wanted to know
when a representative of WIN was
going to speak to the them.
On Friday, Oct. 21, at the WIN
Advisory Board Meeting, WIN told
Andy Morrell, Chairman of the Programming Board, that Moonstruck
was a WIN eligible event. Andy,
acting on behalf of the Board, told
WIN that this was the first that he, or
anyone from the Programming
Board, had heard of the arrangement
and before he could consent to their
wishes he would have to present this
to the entire Programming Board.
The only members of the Programming Board that knew anything
about WIN wanting to make Programming events WIN eligible are
those such as myself that went out of
their way to become informed. Most
of the general board doesn't even
know what WIN is, due to lack of
publicity from WIN. Some of the
executive Board members just found
out about WIN and their prospective
role in campus activities. Mr. Morrell may have been harsh in his presentation of these facts, but how can
we as a Programming Board give
WIN the right to decision on a whim
if they want to have an event to to be
WIN eligible.
The Programming Board puts
on 30 shows a semester. With this
many shows we have to be extremely
organized. Friday's meeting telling
Andy that WIN would like to have
Moonstruck eligible, was a day before the event was to go off. I don't
know how WIN stuctures itself, but
being a three year member of Programming I can assure you that to

have a successful
does prepare for an e
the previous day.
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the movie to tell stu
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and I wish them succ
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Gordon's Guesses
with Guest Guessers
by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor

Division I
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unday. Uncould not
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well. Wilkes
Nebel, Doug
Andy Renner
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Wilkes hooters in action last week.
Shenefield worked his magic as
he hit the back of the net twice.
Dom Tinari and Maloney also
scored.
Coach Phil Wingert sa\Y this
as an opportunity to put in backup goalkeeper Chris Arabis.
"Bis" came in and did the job.
This time in the goal helped
Arabis because on Saturday when
Wilkes went to Allentown, starting goalie Kevin Tronkowski
was unable to make . the trip.
Arabis provided a very good
game in the net.
Wilkes tied Allentown 1-1.

Renner scored in the second half
off of yet another throw in for
the third time in three games.
Wilkes held on to the lead until
20 minutes left in the game.
The teams went into overtime
where Arabis made a great save
on a breakaway by Allentown.
"Bis" came out of the net and
just ate up the ball and the
player. Wilkes ended up with a
tie as their record went to 6-7-2.
Wilkes' next home game is
Saturday against Susquehanna.
Game time is scheduled for 2:00
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The weight room in Weckesser Annex has been closed until
further notice.
The reason for the closing is simple: lack of
responsibility demonstrated by the students. For example, not
returning the weights to their proper place, breaking a $3000.00
machine by misuse and basically abusing the equipment. I know
the facilities are not the most adequate. However, until the new
gym is completed we must make due. I am merely asking for a
certain amount of maturity to be shown in the weight room. There
is no reason whatsoever for there to be paper on the floor,
tobacco spit in the comer etc... The apathy found in the weight
room by its patrons . is unexcusable. Let's have pride in Wilkes
College and treat the facilities with the respect they deserve.
Sincerely,
Todd A. Ritter
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�October 27, 1988

The LOCKER ROOM

by Lee Morrell
Beacon Editor

A baseball review
HR) and a renaissance by Mike Marshall (.277, 20, 82). You
might have expected inspirational leadership from Kirk Gibson ·
(.290, 25, 76), a proven winner. (Ask Sparky Anderson.) The
Dodgers most likely won't be back in the playoffs next year, but
you'll have a hard time convincing Tommy Lasorda, the Prince of
Pasta, and his crew of that.
Pete Rose again piloted the Cincinnati Reds (87-74,
7.5 games out) to another second place finish, but
they
were never really a factor in the race. Eric Davis (.273, 26, 93)
didn't become the next Willie Mays, but he and Kai Daniels
(.291,18, 64) will do. Shortstop Barry Larkin (.296, 12, 56) and
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by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor

A very wise man I know, George Metroka, gave me the best
summation of the hobbled Kirk Gibson's game-winning homer in
game one of the World Series. "It was like a dream," he said.
Tinseltown and the rest of the nation agree, George.
The Dodgers winning a world title was just a dream back in
April, according to the hallowed pundits of the game. Not enough
offense, too little defense they contended.
A man named Orel
Hershiser was enough, as we all found out.
Another thing that we found out was that the pundits can be
wrong, w_hich is not an unusual discovery. Just what happened to
the San Francisco Giants, guys? And the Astros? And ...ugh ... the
Phillies? Why did the Cardinals fall from grace, a seemingly
e~ery-other-year occurance?
Although spring training is a long
wmter away, let's journey through the season past and review the
happenings of the National League:

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If anyone would have told you that Fernando
Valenzuela and Pedro Guerrero wouldn't play any role in a Dodger
championship, you would have feared your safety while near that
person. But you wouldn't have forseen possibly the best stretch
of pitching in baseball history by Orel Hershiser (23-8, 2.26), a
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Beacon Sports Edltor
bona-fide star. David Cone collected 20 wins, making the him-forEd Heam swap one of the biggest steals of all time. Howard
A mainstay on the Wilkes women's volleyball team for the
Johnson will be dealt in the offseason, making room for Dave
past
four years has been Debbie Miller. Miller is a senior nursing
Magadan to play third base.
Also, either Benito Santiago or
major
from Pottsville, Pennsylvania and, along with seniors Lisa
Sandy Alomar will be acquired from San Diego to catch in '89.
Kravitz
and Lora Rinehimer, is a tri-captain for this year's team.
Goodbye, Gary Carter.
On . top ~f playing volleyball and studying, Miller is a Resident
. The Pitt~burgh Pirates (85-75, 15 games out) put a
senous scare mto the Mets before fading at the end. Andy Van § Assistant m Barre Hall.
In a game against FDU-Madison earlier in the season, Miller
Slyke (.288, 25, 100), Bobby Bonilla (.274, 24, 100) and Barry
broke
two school records, service receptions and digs.
Miller
Bo?~s. (.283, 24, 58) paced the offense, and Jim Gott (34 saves)
§ currently has ~078 car~r service receptions and 623 digs.
sohd1f1ed the bullpen. Despite Doug Drabek (15-7, 3.08 ERA),
&amp;..
The service recpuon record had been held by Sally Fisher who
the Pirates need a pitching ace and a shortstop.
played
for Wilkes from 1980-83. "It seems most of the records
The Montreal Expos (81-81, 20 games out) again did
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bctte~ than expected.
Otis Nixon (46 steals) was a pleasant
Doris Saracino.
surpnse, and Pascual Perez (12-8, 2.44) and Dennis Martinez (15'Tm playing better this year," said Miller. "It's been hard on
13, 2.72) continued to amaze. Andy McGaffigan (6-0, 2.76) again
all
of
us because we have to do so much traveling. It puts a strain
had a great year out of the bullpen. With Tim Wallach (.257, 12,
on the team as a whole as well as the individuals." The team has
69) falling off, the Expos need a proven RBI man.
The Chicago Cubs (77-85, 24 games out) unleashed § not had any real home games and therefore no home court
Besides playing all of its games on the road, the
Mark Grace (.296, 7, 57), Rafael Palmeiro (.307, 8, 53) and Mike § advantage.
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volleyball
team
has to travel to Luzerne County Community
Mad?ux (18-8, 3.18).
Andre Dawson (.303, 24, 79) again
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College
every
day
to practice.
"We don't really get a good
provided the power, while Shawon Dunston (.249, 9, 56) finally
showed signs of being a number one draft selection.
Third § practice," Miller said. "We can only use the gym for a certain
amount time." Getting to LCCC has not always been easy for the
baseman Vance Law (.293, 11, 78) proved to be the pickup of the
team either.
season. Because Goose Gossage didn't do the job in the bullpen,
§
"The last three years a lot of people did come to the
expect a deal for relief help involving Rick Sutcliffe.
The St. Louis Cardinals (76-86, 25 games out) were § matches," said Miller. "And now this year we really have no
expected to duel the Mets for the marbles. Instead, the combined § home ga~.es." The team did play two games .,._a t King's early in the
Sports such as volleyball, soccer, and field hockey are
numbers of Pedro Guerrero (.286, 10, 65) and Bob Homer (.257, § season.
§
not
always
supported enough to begin with. Then not to at least
3, 33) couldn't replace those of the departed Jack Clark. Tom
Brun_ru:i~ky (.245, 22, 79) delivered suprisingly after his § have the opportunity to have fellow students and friends come to
acqms1u?n from ~innesota. Todd Worrell (32 saves, 3.00 ERA) § the matches makes it tougher."
For the last three years Debbie has been the Most Valuable
was agam a horse m the 'pen. Just a hunch: Willie McGee (.292,
Player for offense, while Lisa' Kravitz has been the Most Valuable
3, 50) will be traded in a major deal.
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ayer ,or defense. Miller was named to the 1985 Middle Atlantic
Perhaps a last place finish by the Philadelphia Phillies
All Conference Team, along with Kravitz and Janet Woolslayer.
(65-96, 35.5 games out) will be the best medicine for a
"Lisa (Kravitz), Lora (Rinehimer), and I try to make the team
sagging organization.
General manager Lee Thomas began the
work together. We have a lot of quality talent this year. We
housecleaning by dealing Lance Parrish (.215, 15, 60), and many
haven 't b een a bl e to b rmg
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because of all the
more could go in the expected offseason purge. Two youngsters,
traveling and not having a home court advantage," Miller stated.
Ricky Jordan (.308, 11, 43) and Ron Jones (.290, 8, 26), give the
I'd like to take the opportunity to congratulate Debbie on her
Phils hope. Tom Herr is supposedly on his way from Minnesota,
§
accomplishments here at Wilkes. Good luck in the future in all
which will send Juan Samuel (.243, 12, 67) to centerfield. Also,
your undertakings.
Dave Stieb is being sought from Toronto, possibly for the
underachieving Von Hayes (.272, 6, 45).
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1982 retirement?
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384 kills. The previous record of 382 was held by Mary Kay Price §
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Colonels outstride Baptist Bible

Harriers win first
meet in three years
by Ray Ott
Beacon Sports Writer

and came in third overall. Bill
Cresko and John Kline finished
next with identical times of
Streaks were meant to be 30:54. They were followed by
broken.
Orel Hershiser broke Scott Mann at the 32:37 mark.
the fifth Wilkes
Don Drysdale's consecutive score- Tom Devine,
less innings streak in baseball. runner to cross the finish line,
Columbia defeated Princeton to plac_ed seventh overall with a
Devine's finish
end the nation's longest winless time of 32:43.
streak in college football. And ensured Wilkes the victory.
"He was the real key,"
this past Friday, October 21,
McGuire
said of DeVine. "He
1988, the Wilkes College crosshad
worked
hard over break and
country team defeated Baptist
Bible College in Clarks Summit he had to beat their third runner
to end its streak of 22 con- for us to win. He was hurting
secutive losses, spanning over the last mile but really came up
big."
three years time.
Doug Lane showed why he
Going into the meet, the
Colonels were confident and is the team's captain with a gutready to follow Head Coach Tom sy performance coming in tenth,
McGuire's excellent game plan. despite being ill for the past
McGuire told the team to concede week. Lane stuck it out when
the first two spots in the race most people would have taken
and nail down third through the day off.

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The women's soccer team, seen here in last week's action dropped
two decisions.
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Photo by Lisa MIiier
Other t:'me plays were turned in to Petras and Payne.
Katny
by Jonme Petras, who had the Malloy did a fine job at center
Colonels' second shot on goal, fullback and Chris Leonhardt at
and Susan Dalton, who was left half back.
sucessful in feeding the ball up

t lose to E-Town, 6-0
field, Joanne Esposito interfered
with many Elizabethtown passes
and was a noticeable asset to
women's soccer Wilkes. Dawn Hosler played a
m play
at very
aggressive,
determined
ere it did not game despite a few troubled moElizabethtown, ments. At midfield, Deb Erdner
ming, losing aided to game play by driving
the ball up to the front line
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career record

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of 382.

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to take on the
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match, 0·15, 40n Thursday, the
suffered losses
(4-15, 0-15) and
1-15).

"It was a tough match," said
Coach Doris Saracino about the
Susquehanna games.
The Lady Colonels only had
three aces in the match. Linda
Straface, Lisa
Kravitz,
and
Debbie Miller each had one.
Lora Rinehimer led the team
in assists with six, while Jodi
McNeil had the team's other two.
Freshman Nicole Muschett had
six attacks
for
the
Lady
Colonels. Kravitz had two and

Straface one.
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Good
combination
plays
were turned in by Janine Petras,
Suzanne Payne, Susan Dalton,
Paula Schoenwetter, and Hosler.
The
team
traveled
to
Messiah yesterday. On Saturday,
October 29, the women's soccer
team will host Franklin &amp;
Marshall for its final game of
the season.

Kravitz was the team leader
m service receptions with nine.

Miller had five and Muschett
four. Lynda Pluschau and Miller
contributed three.
McNeil had
two and Kathy Monahan and Lori
Trombetta both added one to· the
team effort.
The team had a total of only
16 digs for the match and five of
those digs were by Miller.
Straface and Muschett, both with
three, were the only other Lady
Colonels who had more than
one.
The Lady Colonels next
travel to Muhlenberg to compete
in a tri-meet with Muhlenberg
and Dickinson on Saturday.

Freshmen harriers Mike Fontinell and Bill Cresko.
seventh places. And to the credit of the Wilkes runners, they did
just that.
"We knew we had the talent
to beat them overall, but not for
the first
two
spots,"
said
McGuire.
Mike Fontinell led the
Colonels with a time of 30:22

Photo by Lisa MIiier

This Saturday, the Colonels
will
take
on
Cabrini
and
Dickinson in Kirby Park at 1:00
p.m.
Coach McGuire plans to
put his team through some hard
workouts this week in hopes of
forming another streak: a winning streak.
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October 27, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XLI

18766

No. 7

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By Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor

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A "good news-bad news" situation now exists for Bill
Unsworth's Colonels (2-5, 1-4 in
the MAC). The good news is the
fact that three games remain, two
of them at the cozy confines of
Ralston Field. A chance to salvage the season is there for the
taking.
The bad news is that
those three games feature the top
teams in the MAC (Widener,
Juniata
and
Lycoming)
as
Colonel opponents.
And after
consecutive losses to Delaware
Valley, 29-18, and Lebanon
Valley, 35-14, in corrsecutive
contests, the Colonels aren't exactly peaking.
Two themes were evident in
Delaware Valley's triumph over
Wilkes at Ralston Field on
Saturday, October 15.
For the
Aggies, it was a strong running
game.
The Colonels, on the
other hand, endured an afternoon
of missed opportunities.

Sandone
numerous

scoring chances, the Colonels
were only able to put three
points on the board in the first
half. Linebacker Joe Daches recovered Delaware Valley quarterback Tim . Ford's fumble at the
Aggie 16 yard line, but Wilkes
was forced to settle for a 36-yard
field goal by Mike Dungen. The
freshman's sixth field goal of the
season tied the Wilkes record
The Aggies added a 34-yard
touchdown run by Ford in the
second quarter to make the halftime
score
22-3,
Delaware
Valley.
A
seven-play,
55-yard
Delaware Valley drive, capped off
by a 5-yard touchdown run by
Albany, put the score at 29-3
and out of reach for the
Colonels.

Meagley had a good second
half as Wilkes closed the gap
with two touchdowns. A nineplay, 66-yard drive ended with a
l3-yard touchdown strike from
Meagley lo Stevens. The other
fourth quarter score came on_ an
eight-yard pass to Matt Sullivan,
the result of a 12-play, 63-ya:-d
drive.
A two-yard rm by
Meagley on the conversio!l made
the final score 29-18, Agg.e~.
The Colonels were h~lj to
just 35 yards rushing, w:1i!e the
Aggies rolled up 329. Stevens
led the Colonels with six receptions for 73 yards.
"It was a case where our
offense didn't start playing until
the fourth quarter," said a dis-

gusted
the wishbone, you
same thing defensi
play, and we weren'L
would do something
one guy would havt
breakdown."
Against Lebanoa
Colonels owned a
quarter lead, co
Meagley's ann. M
205 yards, two
three interceptions)
P J. Sollazzo {three
yards) from 14 yani
score and found
(six grabs, 94 y
yards. Those two
ered Chris Schwartz's
scoring run in the ~
The Colonels
for a halftime lead,
Valley's Daryl St
Phil Voss punt 56
tying touchdown
conds left in the half.
tum shifter? You beL
"It gave thea
Valley) a treme
lift," said Unsworth.
The Colonels'
out lineman Tim
jury) and linebacket
(suspension), allo
Dutchmen points in
half. Running back
(22 carries, 173 y
52 yards for a sc
Bob Mattoon recov
punt in the endzone,
nin 48 yard, for
down.

mentum in our favoc
them off the hook.'
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ahead? "We're goi
gear up and get r
whole
football
though we're hurti
and
emotionally,'
Unsworth. "We ha
istic; a win would
But the nice thin
letics is that there
next time to
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WILKES
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Wilkes-Barre, PA

18766

... Serving Wilkes College since 1.9Ji.

October 13, l988

rbes speaks on education
S. Forbes, the interus businessman and
received a Doctor of
degree as part of the
dedication ceremoday in the Dorothy
Center for the PerRobert and Shirley
also honored for their
making possible the
Wilkes College's fa. ent Christopher
d the Fortinskys
placed on the
g, located at 229
uring the presreiseth said the
e when we need

mies, said, "One

been put in place."
h,Forbes said that

will enjoy happiness
!heir gift, especially

Ip to further develop
education. Forbes told

ties, bringing communication to the
masses and enormously increasing
the abili°iy of people to be aware. He
also said the "threshold of change"
extends to medicine as well because
the quality and length of life are increasing.
He said our system of free
enterprise allows us to do what we
want, and this incentive is the "spark
plug" of the economy. Referring to
economic systems like the one the
Soviet Union has, he said our system
may be flawed but we are not controlled by it as the Soviet citizens are.
The awe in which the United
States is held springs from the fact
that we have freedom of speech, not
from our military power, Forbes
pointed out. He also said that even
though we should readdress our attention to more immediate needs
. [than defense], it is not wise to totally
disarm our atomic weapons since the
peace of the world depends on our
second strike capability if a nuclear
attack is made.
Pictured is Malcolm Forbes during t~e dedication of Fortinsky Hall, Wednesday, October 12.
Forbes is the editor-in-chief
Photo by Ian Tae,art
education. Placing emphasis on edu- States never before had so many channel their energy into exciting
of Forbes magazine, as well as an
cation puts us on the threshold of people in the work force, so many and productive endeavors.
advocate of free enterprise and indicontribution.
new businesses, and widespread envidualism. By pursuing all available
Forbes described the multiForbes spoke positively about trepeneurship.
Because of that, tude of changes improving our
opportunities in a capitalistic system
the state of the economy. It is "first graduating college students will have world, saying the computer age has
See Forbes page 12
rate," he said, adding that the United less to wo about and will be able to
iven us "extraordin " capabili-

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the former policy received a sanction
and/or fine, but there wasn't an educational component," said Mark Allen, associate dean of student affairs.
The sanctions imposed
ranged from official warning to dismissal from the College. The fines
that are collected are put into a
special school account to fund the
classes.
Under the old policy, students who
the College felt lacked responsibility
and maturity in the use of alcohol
were required to participate in alcohol education programs.
Allen said the class is now

mandatory for all students, whether
they are 21 years old ornot, found in
violation of the policy.
'The program (mandatory
alcohol education classes) was designed to fill a void the College had in
its existing alcohol policy," said Allen.
"The goal of the class is forthe
individual to begin thinking how
alcohol affects their life, whether it's
in a minor or major way."
The classes began last month
and will be conducted monthly.

See Alcohol page 4

by Barbara J amelli
Beacon News Editor
Official announcement of the
$1 million partnership grant to fund
the Wilkes College Regional Computer Resource Center (RCRC) was
made Monday at apressconference held by Wilk es and the Pennsy 1van ia Higher Education Assistance
Agency (PHEAA). The partnership
grant will provide 250 thousand dollars annual funding over the next
four years fortheRCRC. Taking part
in the conference were: Dr. Christopher Breiseth, President of Wilkes

College; Mr. Ned Heeter, PHEAA
representative; Dr. Joseph Bellucci,
Director of the Wilkes RCRC; Dr.
Barbara Bellucci, Director ofMicrocomputing in the RCRC; and Mr.
Angelo Cipriani, member of the
RCRC Board. Also on hand for
comment were State Senators
Rhodes, Lammond, and Musto.
There are fourteen RCRC's in
the Commonweatlth of Pennsylvania; the Wilkes College center serves
a nine-county area surrounding the
college. The Wilkes College RCRC,

See Grant page 4

�Editorial
Tenure for Croop!

the minimum standards or expectations of the institution. In the case of
Fred Croop, none of these were the
In recent weeks the administration reason for his denial. In all actuality
of Wilkes College has come under a he was rejected for all the wrong
considerable amount of scrutiny. reasons. The circumstances under
Superficially, it might seem as which his bid was reviewed were
though this was sparked by a letter inconsistent with regulations and
from Dr. Guggenheim which was past policies, allowed damaging inprinted in the Beacon several weeks formation which was both erroneous
ago. In all actuality, there have been and malicious, and lacked proper
increasing tensions amongst mem- administrative concern.
bersofthefacultyandadministration · Firstly, in the tenure process your
concerning injustices here at Wilkes. case is to be reviewed by the tenured
Normally these injustices go faculty of your department. In the
unnoticed by the students, however, . case of Prof. Croop that would be the
in the particular case of professor Accounting Department, however,
Fred Croop, the injustice has cut its his case was brought before all tenway in to the very soul of the student ured faculty of the entire School of
body. The wrong that has been done Business anci Economfcs. Under
to Mr. Croop reeks of unfairness and normal circumstances the School of
compromises the integrity of the Business and Economics is considinstitution, the integrity of the fac- ered a sovereign schoolconsisting of
ulty, and the education of the several departments including the
students.
Business Department, Economics
It is one thing to state an injustice, Department and the Accounting
it is certainly another to substantiate · Department. This would not be
it's reality. Over the past summer important except forthe fact that the
Professor Croop was issued what person who viciously and actively
amounts to a one-year terminal con- attacked Prof. Croop was not from
tract. Upon fulfillment of the terms the Accounting Department. If Prof.
of the contract Mr. Croop's services . Croop's case was reviewed only by
will no longer be needed at Wilkes the Accounting Department he
College. Fred Croop was turned would have received unanimous
down in his candidacy for tenure. support from all members. Because
Not every professor receives tenure. it was reviewed by all members of the
Normally professors are refused ten- School of Business and Economics
ure due to lack of commitment, he received one negative response.
absence of interest, orfailure to meet According to Dr. Howard Williams
To the Editor:

Faculty response
Dear Editor:
I wish to comment on the letter
written by Dr. Herbert Guggenheim,
published in the 29 September issue
of the Beacon. In that letter, Dr.
Guggenheim complained about what
he perceived to be a lack of democracy at Wilkes College. His
comments were wide ranging and
included many serious charges
against the institution.
Unfortunately, students are generally not in a position to evaluate
most of his comments, especially
those that pertain to the faculty's
choice of department chairman, the
agenda of faculty meetings, and the
preparation for careers that Wilkes
offers. Students might be inclined to
take Dr. Guggenheim's comments at
face value, and conclude ,that a seri-.
ous problem exists.
Based on my experience at
Wilkes,
Dr.
Guggenheim's

criticisms are totally without merit.
Speaking bluntly, I am shocked that
someone with his educational level
could be so wrong about so many
issues. If space allowed, I would be
able to fill two or three pages of the
Beacon, detailing the ways in which
Dr. Guggenheim's criticisms are
invalid.
I do wish to focus on a few
issues, however. First, department
chairs are subject to review by the
faculty every three years. Thus, ineffective chairs are identified to the
administration, and, I strongly suspect, not retained \n that role.
Second, faculty do have a tremendous impact on the agenda and
discussions of both departmental and
full-faculty meetings. During the
course of an academic year, the faculty will be called upon to deliberate
and vote on a wide range of issues
including the curriculum, governance, admissions, College finances,
and student life. Some of the discus-

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of the Economics Department,
"Unfortunately that one detractor
campaigned long and hard at every
level of the tenuring process and in
the end prevailed by dint of volume
and persistence. Charges that were
factually incorrect, distorted,
irrelevant and out of context were
presented by his detractor and the
Tenure and Promotions Committee
and the administration apparently
accepted them uncritically." It is not
difficult to see that Prof. Croop was
denied tenure due to political infighting rather than as a result of
anything concerning merit.
Fred Croop's service to Wilkes
College in the six plus years he has
been teaching here has been nothing
short of outstanding. His commitment and dedication to his students
and this institution are exemplary.
Students look to Mr. Croop with
respect and admiration and regard
him as a teacher in the truest sense of
the word. To the students which have
learned under him he is not just a
course instructor but the embodiment of the curriculum itself. As one
student so aptly phrased it, "He has
shown me the entire scope and purpose of my education. He has taught
me the procedures and theory as well
as helped me to better understand the
applications of my knowledge. I
could never learn from any book the
valuable understanding I have
learned from him."

See Croop! page 3
sions become very lively, and the
votes of the faculty are binding.
Third, Dr. Guggenheim's assertion that the the College "channels
students into meaningless service
occupations" is unbelievable. Instead, the College makes every effort
to give students an education that
will prepare them to assume leadership roles throughout the Wyoming
Valley, and even at a national level.
Wilkes' alumni are very successful
and visible contributors to the community, region, and nation.
Judging from an informal poll of
my students, it seems that most have
not read Dr. Guggenheim's letter.
However, for those few who have
taken the time to read it, please do not
take it at face value. Instead, realize
that it was written by a disgruntled
soul who was obviously out of touch
with the reality of Wilkes College.
Sincerely,
Kenneth M. Klemow, Ph.D.
Associate Professor of Biology
and Environmental Science

A

senseless
tragedy
Tragedy is a word that Wilkes College students are
forced to deal with. They see it most often in their lite
theater classes, but most know what it is. No one ev
tragedy was an easy thing to live with.
On Wednesday, September 21,. residents of Miner
were forced to deal with even more tragedy. At appro ·
6:35 p.m. on that evening, according to the security
Florence Zaykoski, 72, was climbing the many steps of
Hall to visit her granddaughter, Michelle Dominick, a
of Miner 5. Mrs. Zaykoski never made it to the t
collapsed on the stairs and stopped breathing. Within
security was called and Georgine Tarapchek, another
of Miner, began single rescuer CPR.
Miss Tarapchek contiued CPR while the paramedics
on their way. Another unnamed girl helped administ
rescuer CPR. After another minute, John Marianacci, A
Chief of Security, was on the scene and joined Tarapc
two rescuer CPR. In no time a weak pulse had retu
the paramedics had arrived.
Mrs. Zaykoski was rushed to the Wilkes-Barre
Hospital where she was immediately placed in Coronary
She silently passed away Saturday afternoon.
The students and security personnel involved with
Mrs. Zaykoski should be proud of the work they did.
brought life, momentarily, to a place where there was
that is a special gift.
The real tragedy of this is just how senseless th~
Had Mrs. Zaykoski taken the elevator this would not
happened. The problem is that it is not in the school's l
use the elevator. The only time the elevator may be
Miner residents is for moving in and out. Howev
YMCA --Miner's owner-- is generally cooperative w
comes to injuries or older visitors. No one told this
Miner residents. If they did, couldn't we have avert
senseless tragedy?
The Beacon extends it's condolences
Dominick and her family in this tragic time.

***************

Drink with the Deans
For the second year, B.A.C.C.H.U.S. will host
annual "Drink with the Deans" program on October 20th
club period. All dorms, clubs, and organizations are in
participate by creating their own non-alcoholic drink
competition. The makers of the winning drink will r
plaque. Recipes should be submitted to Mark So
Campus Counseling by October 13th.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * "'*

Trial for Piatt's accused killer
continued
The trial for Charles Yurgaitis of Wilkes-Barre w
over Tuesday, October 11, at the Luzerne County Co
Yurgaitis is charged with homicide by vehicle, homi
vehicle while under the influence and two counts of
driving .
The charges stem from an accident last January,
killed Wilkes freshman, Craig Piatt. The trial has
tentatively scheduled for early November.

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y, here at Wilkes,
by unending acDuring all his years
lost his enthusifor knowledge nor
any student access
. While employed
has served as the
of the Small Busiter, a valuable
project spans College, the
nsylvaniaand
drninisl'ration.
fishly on the
mittee, the
tee, Faculty
Committee,
mittee of the
e, Computer
teeringComive to the
n matters of
well as many
ittees. He is
year of service
hman Advisor,
Freshman Orid in Parents'
contribution
the School of
ics but is felt
entire college comorganized two anpaigns to recruit
expressed interest
School of Busi·cs. Fred has served
e and Finance
participated in the
bility study for
School of Business
He has prepared
courses offered in
two of which were
lhecurriculum. Fred
pupose the integrainto the accounting
, Croop proposed a
ursein comsystems. He
ated in the
trepreneurial
Fred Croop
the expected
professor at
participating in
ing instituted at
ge in conjunction
has also taught at
College which serunts to a satellite

of Pennsylvania.
of the Certificate of
ounting, the only
College to hold

such a distinguished award. He received his Masters of Business
Administration from Wilkes College. He has participated in the presentation of continuing professional
education seminars for the holders of
the CPA license. He is a member of
the Institute of Certified Management Accountants, National Association of Accountants and has
attended numerous professional
education seminars.
Mr. Croop' s credentials and commitment speak for themselves, however, it seems as though they didn't
speak as loudly as his spiteful detractor. It is imperative the administration does not lose sight of its purpose
and role in the education process.
Wilkes College is not, has never
been,norwill iteverbe,arecognized
research facility. Wilkes is here to
educate and inform. This is not
Harvard University. Wilkes College
is not an institution whose reputation
is bound to its ability to export new
and bold ideas, rather, it is charged
with the task of distributing that information which is believed to be
relevant and important This is not to
saythatWilkesshouldactivelyavoid
important research; it simply means
that it is not possible to require it from
its faculty. It has been charged that
Fred Croop is too narrow because
most of his formal education has
come from Wilkes College. Unless
Wilkes College does not firmly .believe in the credibility of its programs
and degrees, the charge of narrow
becomes
ridiculous
and
unwarranted. It has been charged
that the school purposely refused
tenure to Mr. Croop because they felt
they needed to keep a tenure spot
available for a candidate with a Ph.D.
in Accounting. This is even more
unfounded then the first. Wilkes
College can neither afford a Ph.D. in
Accounting nor could it ever attract
one. Wilkes College actively pursued reasons to substantiate an otherwise spineless denial. This in itself
should send a message to the administration that a real problem exists.
Fred Croop is simply invaluable to
the future of this institution. Prof.
Broadt, Chairman of the Accounting
Department and an active instructor,
has said, "Fred is the most skilled and
talented professor of Accounting at
Wilkes, and that includes me. He is
simply the best." Dr. Williams, who
has served in many capacities at
Wilkes has provided the following
statement, "Fred's service to Wilkes
has been qualitatively and quantitatively superior to any present or past
Accounting professor. Students respect and like him because he is a fair
but rigorous teacher who prepares
them superbly well and always
extends his time and effort outside
the classroom to help them ... His

PAGE1HREE

combination of CPA, CMA, and
MBA is unique among professors in
Northeastern Pennsylvania and the
fact that he teaches management,
computer science and a very wide
range of accounting courses makes
him virtually irreplaceable. Many of
us in the School of Business and
Economics are still in a state of shock
over the fact that one vicious detractor is enough to outweigh years of
exemplary · service.
This is an
extremely demoralizing message to
young untenured faculty members."
The reaction from the faculty is
obvious. The injustice and unfair
practices employed here are unequivocally despicable. Fred Croop
has served Wilkes College with
honor and integrity and because one
less-than-honorable faculty member
saw fit to abuse unwarranted and
undeserved political power in a way
that any decent American citizen
would regard as appalling, he has
been denied his right to tenure. It is
obvious that his detractor is not interested in the welfare of the students of
this college, nor is this person interested in the integrity of this institution. Furthermore it is obvious that
his detractor is solely interested in
personal, menial power. Wilkes
College has suffered a tremendous
blow. The ramifications of this affair
are far reaching and have only just
begun to surface. Prof. Rose Cordora
will not seek tenure as a result of this.
How many other gifted and talented
professors will leave or lose interest
in Wilkes College because of this?
Wilkes College will not be producing
as high a quality of student as it
presently does in accounting·, management or computer science. The
riff that has been created between
faculty and administration will endure for years to come. Most importantly it is the student who shall
suffer through the holocaust of this
injustice.
The administration of this college
has the ability to reverse this injustice, however, it will not overturn it
without pressure. The student body
of all Wilkes College students, in all
departments, must have their voice
heard. The facts are incontrovertible,
and, as we've been told, the needs of
the many outweigh the needs of the
few, the needs of the one, represented
by revenge, spite, and resent.
Fred Croop should receive tenure
and his detractor should be
admonished for actions taken in this
affair. I strongly urge the student
body of Wilkes College, before it is
too late, to cry out on behalf of Fred
Croop, the students, the faculty, and
the institution we know as Wilkes
College.
Respectfully,
John J. Walsh,
Concerned Senior

!! A TIENTTON !!
1987 Yearbooks me (finally) in!
They will be distributed through the R.A.'S
to all of this year's juniors and seniors

******

Juniors or seniors commuting or living in
apartments can come to the
Amnicola office (3rd floor SUB)
Any Tuesday or Thursday, between
11 :00a.m.-1 :00p.m.
to pick up their '87 Yearbook

******

'87 and '88 graduates will have their books
mailed to them

as a vehicle for his own vindictive
attacks on his peers. His victims,
Continued from page 2
myself included, are depicted by Mr.
Protests "One man's view ... "
Veatch with sensationalized and
To the Editor:
unfounded mannerisms and characteristics. I am extremely offended
I am writing in protest of Tony by this column, which I consider
Veatch' s weekly column, "One libelous. Many of the references to
man's view ...." Since having read his targets are outright lies! If Mr.
the latest article which appeared on Veatch wishes to satirize elements of
October 6, I feel his writings are Wilkes College, I suggest he centers
progressively becoming more mal- his commentary on a factual basis in
icious and vituperative.
the future. Otherwise, I recommend
I understand that Mr. Veatch that he immediately stop fabricating
column is satirical in nature, as tas- such fairy-tale nonsense, which is
teless as it may be. However, his purely "yellow journalism."
column clearly now has no other
redeeming value other than to serve
Name withheld upon request

Letters

Woman suffers heart attack
climbing steps at Miner Hall
by Susan Borthwick
Beacon Assistant News Editor
A Miner Hall resident's
grandmother suffered a fatal heart
attack while climbing the steps of the
residence hall on Wednesday, September 21.
The Beacon learned Florence
Zaykoski, 72, was climbing the stairs
to the fifth floor of Miner Hall to see
her granddaughter, Michelle Dominick. While on the third flight of stairs,
Mrs. Zaykoski suffered a heart attack. According to security's report,
at 6:35 p.m. a student making her
way up to the third floor found Mrs.
Zaykoski lying on the steps.
The student rushed into third
floor hysterically, searching

desparately for help. Georgine Tarapchek, a junior, heard the cries for
help.
Being certified in Cardiac
Pulmonary Recessitation, Tarapchek went to the aid of the elderly
woman. After checking for vital
signs twice, she began the resucitation process. After several minutes,
a slight pulse was found. The second
application of CPR was administered
with the aid of a second student.
Shortly after, Assistant Chief of
Security John Marancci arrived and
also aided in administrating the CPR.
Soon after the students began
the CPR, an ambulance was called
and Wilkes-Barre General Hospital
was notified. The woman was placed
in the coronary care unit at the hospital. She died the following Saturday.

Irr=======================~=="!
SPECIAL INVITATION TO ALL
WILKES FEMALE STUDENTS
·All Wilkes female students are invited to attend
an informal discussion with Dr. Rosemarie
Tong,
2 to 3 p.m. in the Annette Evans Alumni House
on Thursday, October 27.
Her lecture on Women's Issues and Reproductive Techonolgy will follow at 4 p.m. in the CPA

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Company would be first in U.S.

Filled chocolate bars?
mong smaller companies.
This has been a factor in Scranton Confectionary's problem
Walter Smith, a Wilkes Colof trying to find a program to enlege senior, is coordinating a able the microverk to perform
project involving Wilkes and the the new task.
Scranton Confectionary Comp"They have been unsuccessful
any, Inc.
in finding OI writing the proThe candy manufacturer wants gram," said Smith .
to become only the second comSmith hopes the project will
pany in the world and first in the be funded in part by a Ben FrankU.S. to produce filled chocolate - lin
Partnership
Grant
worth
bars, and it needs to reprogram $35,000, with his company addits equipment to do so.
ing an additional $ 100,000 in
Smith is serving as the funds.
liason between Wilkes (repreThe Ben Franklin Partnership
sented by Randy Freas, Office of Program is a program run by
Industrial Relations, and Dr. Pennsylvania that helps small to
Umid Nejib's office, the School mid-size companies develop new
of Engineering and Physical Sci- technologies.
ences) and the candy manufacIt's the goal of the program
turer, for whom he serves as an to make the commonwealth's
executive assistant.
technological base more stable.
Presently, Cadbury Choco- Alcohol
Grant
lates, a British-based company, C
Continued
is the only producer worldwide of
ontinued from page 1

by Barbara J amelli
Beacon News Editor

filled chocolate bars.
Wilkes' involvement will be
to write a computer program to ,
adapt the controller unit of the
equipment to be used so that it
can perform the complex series
of tasks needed to produce a fillcd chocolate bar.
A microverk, a "robot," machine
required to make chocolate bars filled with caramel and
other fillings, is already used at
the plant to make its crisp, almond, and plain milk chocolate
bars.
The company in Denmark
that created the microverk machine was bought out and much of
its technology was divided up a-

Allen, who teaches the class, said
they run approximately one hour.
Allen views the program as
student growth through learning.
Topics covered include the
psychological and physical effects of
alcohol on the body which is followed by a d1·scuss1·on period.
"I think through discussion
they (the students) learned why they
were there," said Allen.
Allen said once the class ends
the students will have to use what
they learned to make intelligent
choices concerning alcohol.
"Everybody makes a better
choice when they're educated," said
Allen.

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as well as the other 13 centers, serves
as a place where teachers from area
school districts can come to learn
about microcomputing and about
implementing computer skills into
the regular classroom curriculum.
Heeter said that this is not a
true grant situation. He described
PHEAA's association with Wilkes
and other RCRC's as a partnership.
He said it is good for the teacher
because the program increases teachers' computer literacy, and it is good
for Wilkes College because, as it
stimulates the participating teachers'
interestineducationingeneral,there
is a good chance those teachers will
work towards Master's degrees at,

Wilkes. "It rejuvenates their attitude it would "gather dust"
body had the proper ·
on education," he said.
The money is allocated for the · the equipment, and no
RCRC to PHEAA by the general allocated for that p
assembly of the Pennsylvania legis- realized that this wasn't
lature. From there it is given to the
host institution, which uses the
money to maintain and upgrade Now, Pennsylvania
ond largest amount of
United States on co
Pennsylvania ranks second
[California spends the
in the amount of money

spent on computer literacy
equipment and to pay the salaries of
RCRC employees.
Dr. Joseph Bellucci pointed
outthatbeforetheRCRC'scarneinto
existence money would be allocated
to purchase computer equipment, but

taken a course or haven
workshop." The goal is
them.
Dr.
mented that indirectly
"providing a workforce

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participating in RCRC
today will instruct that
Wilkes College,
Regional Computer R
ter, has essentially en
nership with area sc
Breiseth said. Wilkes
teaching and has a"g
nity to serve the area
said.

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to see if they fit into Ilic
When a school district
budge.t, this is crucial.
makes this possible, si
software and hardware
for review.
tended workshops and
have taken graduate c
worth three credits, l
over the past four years.
generated by the cla
shops have prompted!
tricts in the nine-coun
by Wilkes to apply fix
grants totaling appro
thousand dollars.

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vs. reality:
ing up
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He 1s a memnu tribe; he is
tnbc'~ leader.
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•nends, havmg
other day free

the fun stops.
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totaling a
rid dollars

In tribal communities the
rites of passage into puberty for
a boy were of extreme 1mpor:tlhe B~ygo:~a!;o~g~:e ;~
accepted the responsibilites of
manhood.
We know the same boy whq
is dunked into the water is the
same boy to come out of the
watcr--physically, that is.
But
in his mind and the minds of
others he has emerged a man and
will be treated as such. The society, in a sense, serves the individual.
The reality of this is that the
boy must now take on the responsibilities of manhood. He must
serve the society, protect it from
enemies, and provide it with
food.
The individual must also
serve himself. He usually does
this in what is known as "the
hunt." Here he attempts not only to fight with nature but also
become one with it. The animal
is seen both as a symbol of violence--the human breakaway from
the world of nature--and a symbol
of intimacy--the human desire to
be reintegrated into nature. As
the myth goes, each animal has a
guardian spirit which must be
appeased before the animal is
hunted, and is done so through ri-

Build a better future
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The w1·1kes Yearbo'ok
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Beacon Feature Writer

here in the 86-87 school year,
have been receiving.

Imagine
yourself
thirty
years from now . . . married,
with children who have children
of their own. By then, fashion
and style will be completely
different from what we're looking
at today. Now, think of your parents, telling you all about their
college days. Remember how interesting it was to look at the
way they dressed and wore their
hair? Of course you'll want to
show your own children how you
looked.

Because of that unfortunate
incident, many people have taken offence with the Amnicola.
Well, allow me to assure you
that accidents like that are not a
common occurance, and a recurrence is extremely unlikely.

The Amnicola will supply
you with those wonderful sorts
of memories--memories of football games, entertainment of all
sorts, and, naturally, memories
of friends.

The new adyisor for the
Amnicola is Karl Ruling, the
technical director from the Center for the Performing Arts. By
approaching the yearbook in the
same careful, meticulous manner
he approaches theater, Ruling is
a guarantee for a well-planned,
quality yearbook. Working beside him is a concerned collection of persons, all of whom are
willing to take the necessary
time and expend the necessary
energy to · make the Amnicola a
great success.

people aren't interested in helping with it.
'
People who are interested in
helping
with
the
Amnicola
should contact Karl ruling at extension 4542, Kathy Flinch at
829-9199, or Khiet Huynh at
826-1722. Or you could just contact the Amnicola office at extension 2955, or visit at its location on the third floor of the ·
SUB.
The Amnicola needs you.
And working on a yearbook is a
good experience, a fun experience. Can you think of any better way to insure the quality of
your memory collection that to
take a "hands-on" approach to
the building of it?
Join the
Amnicola and build a better future by remembering the past.

Amnicola office

I'm sure most people know
what the Amnicola is, but for
those of you who don't, let me
On the other hand, the
clarify.
The Amnicola is the Amnicola is not getting the supyearbook for Wilkes College. port it needs from you!
That's
born.
tual.
You know, it's that book that all right,
the
Amnicola
is
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need not go through any of this.
on a renewing Their initiation is purely a biorsing of time, or logical one.
Once menstruation
of humans into occurs their responsibility is
ae called life-crisis made known to them.
of birth and
The female is glorified in
ly center a- agricultural
soc1eues
through
al events in a symbolism:
the analogy being
puberty, mar- between the fertility of the grain
person enters and the fertility of the women.
h what are Thus emerge goddesses such as
ge.
the Egyptian Isis, the Greek
mbolic stories Demeter, and the Aztec Coatlih are that of cue.
ne, from EThe rites of passage into
and Greek marriage are also another step in
ely. The sac- growing up.
The man breaks
marriage be- ties with the mother and joins
as a rite himself with the wife to become
·ng of deities, one.
New responsibilities to
Zeus and Hera new people must be met and
nu and Laksh- kept.
We still aren't sure whether
t death and the growing up is an initiation into
iewed as being something or a separation from
cultures. The something.
We do know that
e soul was growing up does not take place
es across the at one specific time or in one
blind boatman single event. Rather it involves
hristian, Bud- a continuous series of events in
traditions, the which the individual acquires new
pyrean where responsibilities, gains new ina supreme be- sights about life, and becomes
more aware of the individual withrituals surrounding in the self.
and
{The above was an analysis
of Raggi Israel Kestenbaun's lecevent indicates some ture "Growing Up." Next week:
e or some sense of "The Mythology of India and
individual.
What It Offers Us Today.")
stream. On the
boy is submerged
ritual is over. The
the boy is dead;

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October 13, 1988

Album Attic

Australia's Lime Spiders
by Craig Cooper
Beacon Columnist
Australia is becoming the
world's
hotspot
for
guitar
groups. The Hoodoo Gurus, the
Screaming Tribesmen and Kings
of the Sun are all making their
influence felt within the U.S.
One of Aussie's most popular
bands, the Lime Spiders, has
been regarded in the last few
years as the best that country has
to offer. Their latest release, The
Cave Comes Alive , is good, but
it could have been a lot better.
Side one starts off with the
powerful "My Favorite, Room."

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guitar sound,
simple riffs and
gruff vocals from Mick Blood.
Other catchy tunes include the
obnoxious "Just One Solution",
"Blood From a Stone", and an
excellent cover
of Cream's
"NSU."
It's side two that falls short.
For starters, "Just One Solution"
is given a reprise. This denotes
a feeling that the group didn't
have enough material.
"Space
Cadet", a good tune musically
and lyrically, fails because of
sill alien ta
effects used at

the end of the song. The Spiders
were obviously trying to sound
psychedelic. It might have been
fascinating twenty years ago, but
the style seems corny today.
Aside from the album's negative phase, The Cave Comes Alive is worth buying.
Other
songs Jike "Theory of Thira",
"Rock Star", and "Jessica" must
be heard!
Guitarist Gerard
Corben plays in such a relaxed
style that it makes you want to
play the instrument. The Lime
Spiders will continue to show
that Australia has more to offer
than Paul Ho an and kan aroos.

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by Tom Obrzut
Beacon Staff Writer

This week our countdown continues. We'll begin
"Welcome To The Machine" by Pink Floyd from their hi
album "Wish You Were Here."
858. Welcome To The Machine/Pink Floyd
857. Going Up The Country/Canned Heat
856. Midnight Rider/Gregg Allman
855. Murder/David Gilmour
854. From The Beginning/Emerson Lake &amp; Palmer
853. Living For The City/Stevie Wonder
852. What I Like About You/Romantics
851. Heat Of The Moment/Asia
850. Drive/Cars
• 849. Promised Land/Bruce Springsteen
848. All I Need Is A Miracle/Mike &amp; The Mechanics
847. My Girl/femptations
846. Surfin' USA/Beach Boys
845. Broken Wings/Mr. Mister
844. Allentown/Billy Joel
843. Don't Bring Me Down/Electric Light Orchestra
842. King Of Pain/Police
841. Paper In Fire/John Cougar Mellencamp
. 840. Hand Me Down World/Guess Who
839. Baby Hold On/Eddie Money
838. Shake It Up/Cars
837. It's So Easy/Linda Ronstadt
836. Satellite/Hooters
835. Tell Me Why/Beatles
834. Your Mother Should Know/Beatles
833. I'd Love To Change The World/fen Years After
832. I'll Follow The Sun/Beatles
831. Logical Song/Supertramp
830. Throwing It All Away/Genesis
829. You've Made Me So Very Happy/Blood Sweat &amp; Teais
828. Second Hand News/Fleetwood Mac
827. Cecilia/Simon &amp; Garfunkel
826. Double Vision/Foreigner
825. So You Wanna Be A Rock 'N' Roll Star/Byrds
824. Peace Train/Cat Stevens
823. Question 67 and 68/Chicago Transit Authority
Notes: The "Logical Song" by Supertramp from their
"Breakfast In America" bows at number 831 this week. Pink
again with "Welcome To The Machine" at number 858.
charts at number 839 with "Baby Hold On." John Cougar
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h 21-Apr;i 19) The outlook looks bleak for you th;s
city spell is upon you. Bite the bullet and make the best of

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§Assistant News Editor
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(April 20-May.20) This will be a pleasant week for you. o

8 The Homecoming committee's
§plans dominated last week's Student
§ Government meeting as well as

stupendous, but non the less nice.

§earning its place this week as high
§priority among review reports..The
§topic of crashers was debated last
(June 22-July 22) Look for a little shower to come and §week and S.G. concluded that they
roy your week. Be on guard for the little things; they §would ban them from the Homecomteal your fate.
§ing Dinner Dance. S.G. members
§followed with the consensus that
(llay 21-June 21) Yes, you are really in for it. HAPPY

Now how is that for luck?

:chanics

Scrashers posed no problem and that

23-Aug. 22) A little love may be in the future for you,

§the whole dance worked out well for
8the 400 people that attended.
Also discussed this week was
§8the general
enthusiasm for the whole

have not been so lucky as to have already secured
main squeeze, you may just find one.
chestra

lug.

23-Sept. 22) An upswing is on its way for you !l weekend, with particular attention
~st in time. Things may have looked dismal the last few ~ given to the fourteen displays: "best
this time things are going to go your way.
overall" display was awarded to the
~ Chemistry Society, "best club" to
(Sept. 23-Oct. 23) There is something going on behind Cue-n-Curtain, and "best dorm" disand I don't think you are going to be too happy about it. play given to Sullivan. Winner receipts are to be handed in to Michelle
your guard down this week and you will make out fine.
8 Chiodo for the monetary prize tow.
ards their respective funds.
(Oct. 24-Nov. 21·) Swallo~ some pri d e for th e one or S
Half-time events and the bonlove.
are n_o~ always nght. If you are, please put a
firewerenotfinalizedasoflastweek,
rdesire to rub it m.
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a little confused and rushed at the last
lus (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Gosh! It does not seem like ~ minute. The only convertible was
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late for the coronation ceremonies,
the band was not secured for the
bonfire, and the schedule of events
h
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was s aky 1or
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dance was decided as not having
enough publiciry to make the event a
total success and that in the future,
.more would be given.
CommuterCouncilremarkedon
thesuccessoftheBloomsburgexcursion and the plans for the Halloween
dance, which will be held on October
29 in the SUB. It will be a costume
party with awards.
IHRC had a meeting to clear up
the soda machfoe mi sunderstandings. It was reported at this
week that all the money would be
turned over to S.G., as had been done
in the past. It was noted that most
residents opposed this action.
A representative of the Athletic
Committee reported last week that
Fall teams' participation was good,
the tennis courts' fencing was the
only problem hindering their use,
and the new gym was, as of then,
behind schedule.
Also, the
Committee's rejection of the
registrar's office moving to the gym
was aired at the S.G. meeting. Furtherinformationisawaitingaconfer-

ence with Dr. Waldner.
United Way tickets are awaiting
approval as of this week's meeting.
Some of the proposed prizes to be
awarded include a Shawnee Ski
Weekend, Eagles tickets, a stereo,
and a recliner.
The library is awaiting the decision as to the appointment of the new
Head librarian; it is also low on
funds, making journals and other
purchases difficult; and rededication
of the building is schedualed for
December 2nd.
Other reports of last week's
meeting include those of the Admissions Committee concerning student
quality and male-female ratios due
too lack of nursing applicants, as well
as the Science Expo to be held this
monday, and Pre-med day on
November 19th.
In conclusion-and on an
exciting note-Spring Break excursions are beginning to be narrowed
down using better prices as a guide.
Some of the places include Cancun,
Mexico; Jamaica; a Cruise of the
Bahamas; and Daytona.
Speaking of breaks, the Beacon
Staff wishes you a "good one."

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to get anything done

if you are acting weird.
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§Beacon Feature Editor

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If so what do you thin:k about it?
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Beacon Feature Reporter

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Beacon Feature Editor

Jen Barkas
(Freshman)
I think our dorm is, but we
haven't decided yet. I think it is
a good idea; it will get people to
work harder and get better
grades.

Bill Terrell
(Freshman)
Yes, I think it is great. It
will keep people honest, and if
they mess up they get penalized.

Jean Rodechko
(Senior)
Yes. I think the program
will be good to get students together and have fun.

Sean Hearon
(Sophomore)
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No, it seems too complicated. · Parts are easy, but you
have to go out of your way just
for the program. It is a good
idea, but who wants to · go
through the hassle when you
have other things to worry
about.

Kurt Tamai and Jon Ben
(Junior and Freshman)
No, because I don't think
there is any way of winning, the
chances are too slim. Jon said
he isn't going to do it because'
Kurt told him not to.

Amy Rodechko
(Sophomore · Commuter)
As a commuter I have to say
I don't think there has been enough advertisement about it because I haven't seen anything
about it.

Rich Heitman
(Sophomore)
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No, because I don't have the
time.
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Jim Dee
(Sophomore)
I've heard a little about this,
but I really need to know more.

Bob McDonnell
(Sophomore)
I don't know what it is.

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October 13, 1988

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undry room fiesta
·ve brightness of the
ts rained on the
-bearing machines as
purple smoke rose
the lips of a janitor
ous on the floor.
1, sudden flawe just
nose, and someone
the candle we had
before. It was
of socks in clean,
stacks and piles of
twisted about the legs
g machines that we
kl end all parties.
·ng laundry room,
convenience some
ow the earth, was
point that late arrivals
bent into positions
ooly assume when
·ve a child. The red

swept the room, illuminating each
and every staggering buffoon's face.
Thad, my houseboy and ear wax
extractor, was still marveling over
the strobe light we had delicately
attached to his bare chest with
masking tape and a tube of super
glue. He spun around in a less-than- ·
adequate breakdancing routine, and I
had to spear him in the head with a
stiff, over-starched pair of jeans in
order to calm him down.
The seething pervert to the left
of my personal slave and blemish
remover was unobtrusively fondling
the skin cells accumulated on his
own kneecap. And he seemed to be
enjoying it too. His hair was creatively arranged in what can only be
termed the anti-mohawk. Normally,
all the hair is shaved except :-, " a
rectangular pelt in the center. in a
genius-like effort, this man's hair
sty list left all his hair intact, except he
shaved the area where the hair would
remain on a conventional mohawk.
That catastrophe in style, combined

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with the fact that he was clad only in
boxer shorts, and that he was chewing tobacco and would occasionally
spray other patrons with gritty, black
projectiles, made everyone stay an
agreeable ten feet away from him.
My attention shifted away from
the obnoxious boobs perched in laundry baskets and dryers, and centered
on the odd behavior at a certain
washer. Little did I know that it is
actually a giant blender, and can be
used to mix a greatly successful pina
colada. A nondescript necrophiliac
was shoveling in the alcohol, coconut, and giant masses of crushed
ice while violently vibrating his entire body to the tunes of Pink Floyd.
After a while, his eyes opened as
wide as possible, and he stepped back
and gave a gargantuan scream.
Everybody in the room, with the
exception of Thad, my navel deodorizer and cheese shredder, ran in front
of the washer in haste, and held their
cups at an angle perpendicular to the
machine. Within seconds, it pro-

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25 Deposit
26 Stroke
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40 Concerning
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duced the voluminous roar of a
hemorrhoid-stricken lion, and
spewed a fresh, whi.te spray of pina
colada at the waiting partygoers.
Some were lucky enough to catch
portions of the beverage, while many
were hi tin the groin orothersensitive
regions with solid chunks of
unblerrded ice. The music blared
once again while the new found bartender, who I later discovered was
named Buckwheat Hollow, dutifully, dedicatedly, and, well, ignoranlly, began whipping up more of
the same drivel.
In the middle of the crowded
confusion of the party, I picked my
famed chemistry professor, Dr.
Swain, out of the mass of people.
"Did you hear about the nearsighted
dog that was killed after chasing a
parked car?" he shouted repeatedly
while sipping his drink. His hair was
slightly ruffled having just been
knocked on the side of the head with
an airbound Hewlett-Packard calculator. He was talking to a well-en-

dowed young lady, who kindly offered him a band aid which he gladly
took. He seemed to be affected by the
blow, for he came up to me and said,
"Did you hear about the nearsighted
farmer who accidentally milked a
bull?"
The professor's words becam..:
mush in my ears as I focused on an
opening door in, the far end of the
laundry room. A beautiful woman
was silhouetted against a backdrop of
light As our eyes met, everybody
else in the room became a blur, and
disappeared as we walked towards
each other. What followed was a
Platonic paradise of togetherness,
talking about things I could never
share even with close friends, thinking not about life's insignificant
troubles but about the intelligent,
fully alive person at my side. No
jokes. No clever characterizations.
No sarcasm. Out of that completely
insane world emerged something, or
rather someone, who makes sense. A
bit optimistic, huh?

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Wilkes Homes

Different Perspective

Less ado is more ado Many architect
by Bill Barber
Beacon Feature Columnist

let's face it, a director's nightmare. Can anyone deliver -his or
her lines? Does anybody even
Last May I spent a whole know what "i'faith" means?
column lambasting a production
Wagner was lucky indeed to
at Wilkes College. The cause of have at hand such professionals
my ire was George Bernard as Anne Schneller (Beatrice),
Shaw's Major Barbara. The rea- John
Domzalski
(Benedick),
son for my complaint: lack of Robert Michaels (Claudio) and
editing. The point I was trying Laura Hennan (Hero) to pull this
to make:
no play should set whole thing off.
These young
about the tedious function of bo- actors not only strutted their
ring an audience. The problem: stuff before us on the simple
the play was just too damn long.
stage set that was perfectly adeThis year, I am happily quate for this production, they
forced to eat my words. King's went beyond, that small extra
College produced a most joyful, step that makes theatre come aedited version of Shakespeare's live before our very eyes.
Much Ado About Nothing.
It
The choice of using Vicwas abridged, yes. It had been torian costumes added a delightcut down to the essentials, a- ful twist to the old tale. It begreed. And it was an evening of came "period drama " on top of
delightful entertainment because Shakespeare, and the sloppy, diof the above.
sheveled
quality
of
Kurt
Director Carl Wagner made Reisinger oozed with malevthe wise decision to deliver this olence from his first entrance.
old saw in the cleverest way Jenny Hussey as Lady Johanna
possible. He refined whole sec- was positively sinister,
and
tions down to their meat, present- Michele Broton as Leonata,
ed the audience with enough wit Hero's mother, was stately and
and dialogue to hold this old mas- grand. Ron Petoia's Don Pedro
terpiece intact, and yet abridged was regal and amusing as he
the longer tedious unnecessaries should be, although one worried
that make an audience cringe, for a moment that his pants cuff
wriggle, cough and otherwise might come totally undone and
wish that they'd stayed home to trip him face first into the audclean out their sock drawer.
ienc~.
The result was an evening of
The rest of the cast entered
delicous entertainment, like a and fexited precisely on cue, and
strawberry mousse that leaves hats go off to Pat Shields, Chris
you right on the edge of craving Brunnock, Rebecca Haywood and
a second helping.
Bridget O'Brien for filling in the
To begin with, the cast was necessary gaps with all adequacy. ·
in top fonn. Pulling together a It was a delightful melange of
college cast for Shakespeare is, talent.

But my favorite, bar none,
was Gunnar Waldman. This talented young actor jumped feet first
into the role of the grotesque
Dogberry with full abandon. His
exaggerated spitting speech was
hilarious, the pomp and swoon
of Shakespeare's comic interruptions worked perfectly with the
wonderful fooling of his motley
crew: Tim Trach, Roan Everett
and Eoin Ennis. Together they
brought the house down with
complete merriment.
And while I'm at it, although praise has never been my
forte, Nick Humen did a splendid
job as Sexton, on a moment's notice, and proved his talent is one
we'll see a lot more of, if I may
end a sentence with a preposition.
So there you have it. The
essence of Shakespeare! An eve~ ing of pure entertainment, happily abridged to the soup and salad of perfection, with a couple of
meaty courses delivered up by
such old pros as John Domzalski
jumping down the wishing well
with his usual excellent timing.
The show was a joy to behold.

In fact, it would have been a
perfect evening if it hadn't been
for that slightly _uncomfortable
moment after the show when I
painfully discovered that Monty's
bar does not accept Visa. We almost ended up washing snifters.
But I'll get by. As I was sayto the Finance Office just
you can't have every-

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represented in
campus buildin
by Tom Obrzut
Beacon Staff Writer
Four Wilkes buildings-Bedford, Kirby, Weckesser, and
Conyngham--are the work of major 19th and 20th century architects. Bedford Hall was designed
about 1876 by Bruce Price (18451903), who rose to national
prominence in the late 1800s.
Price is best known for his
Queen Anne and Shingle style
homes, particularly those located
at Tuxedo Park, New York.
Bedford Hall is believed to
be the earliest of his houses still
in existence. Price maintained an
,office in Wilkes-Barre from 1872
to 1876 before moving to New
York.
Kirby Hall, erected in 187374, was designed by Frederick
Clark Withers (1821-1901) of
New York. Withers was once a
partner of Calvert Vaux and
Frederick Law Olmstead, working
with them particularly on the
architectural treatment of Central
Park in New York City.
The finn of Vaux and Withers renovated McClintock Hall in
1863.
Weckesser Hall was designed
in 1914 by Charles H.P. Gilbert
(1860-1952), a residential architect from New York. Gilbert designed the house of Frank W.
Woolworth, the main founder of
the F.W. Woolworth Company.
This fact probably explains

why Frederick Weck
ber of the Woolw
lected Gilbert to
home.
Barre architects i
ed on campus.
these architects
William W. Neu
in the mid to la
Neuer was r
the design of Butler
fonner Conyngham
Kipp (1850-1906)
Podmore, who at ooc
parn1ers, are credited
de:-;ign of the former
and Delaware Halls.
The architectural
Welsch, Sturdevant, an!
signed Parrish HaU
for the Lehigh and
Coal Company. The
Parrish Hall several y
By 1916, the
was reduced to
vant and Edmund
Sturdevant family
Sturdevant Hall.
Donald Innes and
Levy formed a p
1920s and produced
the most urbane e
Tudor and Classical

House is an example
work. The firm also
1920s renovation and
Bedford Hall.

Photo by Donna Yedlock

With the annual Homecoming celebration comes the equally annual Homecoming· Display
Contest.
This year's contest produced many well thought out and well put together
displays. Congratulations to everyone who put together a display. Pictured above is this
year's winner in the "Club" category, The Cue-n-Curtain Club. The other winners were,
in the "Dorm" cate~ory, Sullivan, and, in the "Overafl" category, The Chem. Society.

Chase Hall, which stands on South River Street, is
now the home of the college's admissions office.

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October 13, 1988

ch Ado About
hing, a hit!
About Nothing
h like tht elaborused in the play.
ul patches of actstage direction.
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ully throughout
Characters enter
different places
and the actors are
such precise de't really notice.
flow natural 1y athe stage, it is an
up of The Estate
ora Leonata and
Messina, decked in
Downstage
door which flips
le connected to it
book) for a jail
ge there is a
hich is the setting
the play's most
ces--more about

romantic

fiction.

lhe prince, who is

liantly by Michele Broton. He
is accompanied by his two
friends, Benedick and Claudio,
played respectively and superbly
by John Domzalski and Robert
Michaels. Claudio then falls in
love with Hero, the daughter of
Leonata, portrayed delightfully
by Laura Herman.
The Prince
proceeds to arrange a wedding for
the lovebirds. He also takes on
the task of match-maker when he
tries to get Benedick and
Beatrice togetller_
Beatrice is
played
by
an intense Anne
Schneller.
In one scene Benedick hides
himself behind the wishing well
while Claudio, Don Pedro, and
Leonata speak of Beatrice's supposed love for Benedick. It's a
hoax, and Beatrice is seen in an
identical setting with people
speaking of Benedick's love for
her. The antics are marvelous as
the two jump from comer to corner of the stage.
Everytlling goes astray when
Lady Johna, performed by Jenny
Hussey, schemes with Borachio,
Kurt Reisinger. She plots against
her brother Don Pedro by setting
up Hero to appear as a cheating
"wench," in the words of
Claudio.
Beatrice then tells
Benedick he must face Claudio in
a duel to the death.

lavish style by

·ves at the estate

However, Dogberry, the
played bril- Master Constable, and his hench-

By Leigh Rubin

men detain Borachio in order to.
make him admit to the plot
against Don Pedro.
This
sequence is a salivating experience. Dogberry, comically portayed by Gunnar Waldman, and
one of his watchmen have the
distasteful habit of spitting in
the face of everyone they
encounter. The story builds to a
climax of intriguing twists and

turns.
Director Carl Wagner is joined
by scenic designer Joe Sheridan,
lighting designer Greg Gazda,
and stage manager Maura Mundy.
All of these contributers displayed their talents throughout Much
Ado.
Other members of the cast
included Rebecca Haywood as
Antonia,
Leonata's
gracious
sister. Chris Brunnock performed tile part of Margaret. The salivatating Watchmen of the Night
were played by Roan Everett and
Eoin Ennis. Verges was brought
to stage by the acting of Tim
Trach.
Bridget O'Brien played
Hero's waiting woman, Ursula,
and Nick Humen portayed a
Sexton.
Much Ado About Nothing was
masterfully performed in every
aspect of the theatre. The acting,
directing,
and
lighting
were as sharp as the comic bite
that was constant throughout the
play.

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publication written for and by
the students of the College.
The Beacon will cover news,
social and sports events that
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and Ambosie capped a 9-play, 86yard touchdown drive with a 5yard jaunt
Colonels' free safety Mark
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Habeeb intercepted his sixth
After the second score, Dungen
pass · in the closing minutes. It
hooked the extra point. Given a
was the 17th of his career, tymg
second chance because of an
the all-time mark set by assioffsi-des penalty by the Vikings.
stant coach Bob Wall.
the Colonels were unable to
Other game highlights: deconvert as, the Vikings blocked
fensive end Larry Hubert had two
the try.
fumble
recoveries
for
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"Sean made a great call on
Colonels; Wilkes commiued 13
the pass to Stevens,"
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Unsworth.
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Farrell from going in motion. 174 yards.
That kept the free safety on the
Next for the Colonels is
hash, and when the comer let Delaware Valley (2-3) at Ralston
Craig go, nobody was back Field (1:30 p.m.).
Unsworth
there."
forecasts an even matchup.
The extra point error proved
"They're comparable to us,"
to be costly as the Vikings tall- he
said.
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ied on a 5-yard pass from Wright Susquehanna in a game where a
to Lou Gagliardo and successfully lot of points were scored. They
converted a two-point pass to beat Albright by a score similar
Ken Houseman for a 21-20 lead to ours. They run the wishbone,
at the end of three quarters.
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With running back George I'd call us pretty even."
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ries,112 yards), Upsala had the the 'bone, they will be well on
potential to use the clock in the their way to their wish of doing
fourth stanza, but it was the significantly better in the seaColonels
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October 13, 1988

The LOCKER ROOM
A night at the Downs
by Jim Clark, Beacon Assistant Sports Editor
with Special Guests--Dave Kaszuba and Lee Morrell
The sign didn't have to say it. We knew we were in The Jungle.
Bright lights, the smoke of stogies, scattered programs and ticket stubs representing broken dreams littering the ground constituted
the atmosphere.
For those of you with some innocence left, The Jungle is the
den of iniquity known as Pocono Downs. For those of you with a
total naivete, it's a race track, a pony paradise, a horse haven. Get
the picture?
On Friday, September 30, three young Wilkes College stallions
and an outsider privy to the ways of the wild danced with Lady Luck.
For Jim Clark, Dave Kaszuba, Lee Morrell and Joe Welsko, it was
the ritual of manhood. And a heck of a good time.
If the track conditions of this tale seem a little fast--as our good
friend Saul Needle, the public address announcer at the Downs might
tell us--those with weak hearts (or thin wallets) might want to pull
up. For the rest of you, "We're offl"
We made our way to our destiny in an '84 Mustang, our first
horse of the evening. Lady Luck struck early as we were accosted by
two elderly gentlemen bearing free passes. "Zowie, it's got to j)e our
night, baby," howled Kaszuba. "We can parlez those extra two
clams into a fortune," Morrell chimed in.
As we found our seats in the grandstand, Welsko noticed a
" ... bevy o' babes parading around in short, red dresses." The stand. up posters which abounded satisfied our curiosity:
"Roxanne
Kernohan--two nights only." Roxanne Kernohan, the sultry dancer
of the Genesee Cream Ale commercial, live and in person. And a
look-alike contest to boot. Fate was indeed smiling on us.
After purchasing the "Better For The Bettor in '88" program, we
perused the prowess of the ponies. Post time for the first race was
7:30 p.m. It was closing in on 7:15. "Yeah," remarked Clark, "it's
time to do the dirty deed. Let's hit the window, Lee." Kaszuba and
Welsko decided to sit out the first running.
With program in paw, horse in head and pesos in pocket, the
two mavericks strode to window three. They turned to the lovely
lady at the register and uttered in their most professional voices,
"Byong Bill A--to place." Two dead presidents apiece on number
four to finish first or second. Yeah, we were men now.
Now the waiting game began, the perils of pressure. Clark and
Morrell tried to sit, but it was physically impossible. They spun
their lucky acorns and chanted "Place Cloud, place" as Saul finally
began the proceedings. Wouldn't you know it, Byong Bill A (owned
by Dr. Ken Klemow's cousin) won the ball of wax.
The two gleeful winners cockily swaggered to the payoff window
to collect their due. "It's the lucky acorn," Clark told the teller.
"Yeah, it's the way we spin it," added Morrell. She confessed that
she had never seen such a wacky method. "We'll be back," Clark
confidently told her after he and Morrell laid cash on Silvery Cloud
(number 6) to place in the second race.
Kaszuba and Welsko heaped some green on a 4-6-2 triple and
the foursome made its way to the rail. As Silvery Cloud began the
last warmup tum, his partisans (Clark and Morrell) gave him a
raucous cheer. Driver Jeff Wainwright waved to the passionate fools.
At that point, the acorns were-a-spinning. Kaszuba and Welsko were
more subdued, yet very confident. Come on, Saul.
When the dust cleared at the finish line, Silvery Cloud had
placed and the first three horses were 4-6-------8! Number two was a
close fourth! A second faster and Kaszuba and Welsko would have
cashed in on $118 hondos. As the two cringed in despair, thinking
of what might have been, they looked scornfully at a jubilant pair
sprinting for their payoff.
When Clark and Morrell arrived back at the sacred betting hole,
their fave teller cmHd hardly disguise her smile as they sported the
acorns and winning tickets.
"This is easy,"
remarked Clark.
Morrell nodded in agreement as he scooped up the moola.
Alas, it wasn't that easy. The foursome bet many more times,
but Lady Luck had found another dancing partner. We tried everything, from exactas to triples to ditching the acorns.
Nothing
worked. For example, Clark bet on Classic Gene to show (at least
third) in the fourth. The only thing he showed was a string of dung
up and down the track as he finished dead last, about 40 seconds
behind the leaders.
Of particular frustration was the eighth race, the last one
wagered on by the fab four. Clark and Morrell tabbed number five
Billikens to win. The stud led the whole way, and died in the last
twenty yards, crushing their dreams. Kaszuba's and Welsko's choice
finished a distant fifth.
A win would have meant a hefty profit, but

by Lee Morrell
Beacon Editor

instead the four boys would each eat five dollars on the night.
What saved the evening was meeting Roxanne, who signed a
poster for each of us. Aftei the look-alike contest, she danced like
in the commercial. Yeah, we're men now.
As we made our way to Welsko's 'Stang, Kaszuba summed up the
group's feelings.
"Gentlemen," he said, "once you experience The Jungle, you're
hooked.';
Whenever we see each other, "Hi" is no longer the greeting.
It's "When's post time?"

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As you all know, this past weekend was Homecoming. There·
§ were may former Wilkes athletes back. The soccer team played its
annual alumni game won, 8-4.
Assistant soccer coach Don Shaw played in goal for the
Alumni, allowing five goals to score off five shots.
Shaw
promptly earned the nickname "Swiss Cheese." Shaw took the
needling and heckling in good nature. Don't worry Don, I'm sure
no one will remember.
Many of last year's graduates were back to play for the
Alumni. It looked like the players were having a lot of fun out
there. I know it was fun to watch.
The field hockey team had a nice turnout of Alumni for its
game. This was an interesting game. The goalie for the Alumni
team was none other then Rob Johansen. Johansen did a pretty
good job for the Alumni as he only allowed one goal to be scored.
Maria Saracino scored the only goal for the Alumni as the
game ended in a 1-1 tie.

§

§
§
§

******

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Congratulations to Coach Unsworth and the football team on
their fine performance in Saturday's Homecoming game.

******

§

§
The women's volleyball team did a great job in knocking off
§ FDU-Madison on Thursday night. Lora Rinehimer broke Theresa

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Ayers' season assist record with 186. Lisa Kravitz also broke a
record in attacks with 163.
Congratulations Lora and Lisa on jobs well done.

§

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DiMaggio. Also, the
s~ortstop for the 1967_
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Petracelli.
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with his unbreakable
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series of Jose Cansecoand
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The Wilkes-Barre Breakers Rugby Club will resume its fall
§ season October 22 on the road against Lancaster. The Breakers are
§ 0-3 in Union play and are 1-3 overall with four matches re§ maining.
§
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Lehigh, and will end the season at Bloomsburg on November 12.
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identifying the picture accompanying last week's women's soccer one by beating Pitt.
article. Sorry Joanne.
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have yelled at you people
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the ways of trivia. Notall
is. Dave Kaszuba was
$5.00 winner. It was I
called quickly-as I oflll
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The Lady
their losing
eatcd FDU, 7-15,
15-1 0. The Lady
now stands at 5match Lora
ed 25 assists
far this year:
Ayers' season
e led the Lady
aces with six.
and Lisa Kravitz
Rinehimer recordKathy Monahan

But if you can h

~ take your shots. We are
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§ practice starts next week. The winter sports teams see competion ~ least as long as I've
§ in only three or four weeks.
~ Contact us at ext. 2962
~~~~~«7&gt;~~~.Jon the 3rd floor.

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�October 13, 1988

PAGE FIFTEEN

ed week for hockey team Women's soccer
team blanked, 10-0

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on Tuesday,
the board first
shot
Kelly
rcdited with the
went to
Donna
goal the
n:cordcd five saves,
topping a penSusan Weisgerber
job in the back
y Colonels. At
first half, Wilkes
half,
up the score at
once again evenly
1dfield play was
. Dawn Smith,
o, and Alisa
most of the
Lady Colonels.
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of the game and
me for the se-

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from taking a shot.
In goal
Stephanie Rebles had many
saves. All the other players con-

Pholo by Lisa MIiier

second half and both overtimes
did an . excellent job in goal.
Stone recorded 13 saves.
Saturday was the Alumni
game which ended in a 1-1 tie.
The Lady Colonels were surprised
to see Rob Johansen in goal for
the alumni team.
Maria Saracino scored for
the alumni, while Geller recorded
the point for the Lady Colonels.
All had fun.
The Lady Colonels played
host to Messiah this past Wed-

die match

Muschett,
Straface,
and
Kravitz each had 12 attacks,
while Debbie Miller had 11.
With her 12 attacks Kravitz
brought her season total to 163,
topping last year's record of 152.
The team compiled 19 digs
in its victory over the Blue
Devils. Miller led the way with
seven.
Mushett had five and
Kravtz three.
Jodi McNeil,
Straface,
Rinehimer,
and
Monahan each had one.

Lora
cd 25 assists,
'"The team played very well
far this year, once they got into the second
Ayers' season game,"
said
coach
Doris
Saracino. "They all played together and there was a loy of
court chatter."
Over the break the Lady
Colonels
will
travel
to
Susquehanna to play.

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shots.
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long
sat ext
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Go Colonels

nesday. On Friday, Oqobcr 14
the team travels to Misericordia.
Wilkes had 24 shots on
goal and 13 comers. Lycoming
took 23 shots at the goal and
also had 13 saves.
Friday, Moravian came to
Wilkes and got a win from the
ladies. The Lady Colonels were
just flat and nothing seemed to
click for the team. A fine effort
was
put
forth
by
Susan
Weisgerber and halfback Toni
McCormick.

The Lady Colonels will be
in action again today at 4:00,
hosting Bloomsburg.

Wilkes Ski Club
announces trips

The Lady Colonels in competition against the Alumni on Saturdav.

spikers stop
,defeat FDU
11omens' volleyto New Jersey
d1son to take on
The Lady
d their losing
ted FDU, 7-15,
15-IO. The Lady
now stands at 5-

tributed to a more smoothly played game even though they were
heavily out shot.
The team traveled to SUNY
Binghamton on Tuesday, October
4, where they suffered an 11-0
loss.

The Wilkes women's soccer
team traveled to Dickinson on
Saturday, October 8 where they
were defeated by 10-0.
It was another game where
It was a tough game with
everybody had to play the entire th b II'
• •
• fro
f
match. Even with this handicap
e a ~ remammg m
nt o
the team played like a team with the_ WIikes net for almost the
.
, entrre two halves.
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more passmg and better ball
.
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.
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by Suzanne Payne
Beacon Sports Writter

for the field
Last Tuesday,
hot to Lycoming
tched game. The
m a 1-1 tie.

1

The Wilkes College Ski Club will be sponsoring three trips.
On Tuesday, October 25 at 11:15 a.m. in SLC 160, the representative from Mogul Ski Town Company will make a formal
presentation about each of the trips.
Trip deposits are due on October 25 and money will be collected at the meeting. If enough deposits are not in by October
25, the trips will be cancelled.
The three trips are:
Steamboat, Breckenridge Genuine
Colorado, and Sugarbush Vermont.
More information can be obtained by contacting Gay Meyers,
advisor at ext. 4022 or Megan McCormack, Catlin Hall, Matt
Hale Evans 2nd and Michelle Gauthier Sullivan Hall.

Hooters play tough, lose 2-0
by Andy Renner
Beacon Sports Writer
The Wilkes men's soccer
team played a strong, disciplined
Moravian College on Friday, to
whom it lost 2-0. On Sat-urday
during Homecoming fcsti-vities
the Colonels played the annual
Alumni game.
Wilkes had a few opportunities to score on comer kicks
early in the match against
Moravian, but were unable to
find the net. Kevin Tronkowski
and the defense held tough in the
first half until a goal scored by
\1oravian off a cross.
Wilkes played well enough
to upset Moravian but, unfortunately, it did not happen.
Moravian scored about seven minutes into the second half to seal
a 2-0 victory.
The Colonels
played a lot of defense in this
match and are starting to come
together as a unit.
On Saturday against the
Alumni, the Wilkes squad scored
early and often as Don "Swiss
Cheese" Shaw was the brunt of
the attack. Shaw gave up five
goals off the first five shots.
The Alumni started to make

a comeback in the fun-filled
match but fell short, 8-4. Paul
"Chooch" Tavaglione, a spring
1988 graduate, came back to lead
the Alumni attack.
Goalkeeper
Chris
Arabis
made some acrobatic saves late

in the game to keep the Wilkes
team ahead,
. The team thanks the Alumni
for coming back and giving it
their best shot. The game was
fun and entertaining for both
players and spectators.

The Colonels challenge Moravian for the ball in Friday's game.
Photo by Suunne Payne

�Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18766

olonel Of
the Week

Colonels Lack on track

Strong running ga
tops Upsala, 30-21
by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor
The fourth quarter is gutcheck time in a football game.
'. It is a fifteen minute time frame
in which the team with more
moxie and desire finds a way to
win.
The Wilkes Colonels outscored Upsala 10-0 in the fourth
quarter las't Saturday to pull out a
30-21 win · in front of 2,000
I l Homecoming fans at Ralston
Field.
It was a game the Colonels
(2-3, 1-2 in the MAC) had to
win
to
save
the
season.
Although Upsala wasn't an MAC
opponent, the win put the
Colonels back on track and in a
position to do some damage in
the second half of the campaign.
"We have five teams left on
the schedule who are capable of
beating us, and I think we are
capable of beating them,"
said
head coach Bill Unsworth.
"If
we continue to play well and
play a whole game with intensity, we can beat anyone. The
conference is tough."
Was a 2-3 record expected at
the midway point of the campaign?
"We knew it was a distinct
possibility,"
said Unsworth.
"We've played three tough road
•..... ·· ·.·. ' games, and we have two more
left with Lebanon Valley, who's
really improved, and Widener,
who wants us bad. Anything can
happen."
Against
Upsala,
the
., ,. , .,.. Colonels used the running game
}
to perfection, as three running
(
backs had productive days. Joe
} Bednarski (13 carries, 152 yards,
f ~ one
touchdown),
Courtney
l: McFarlane (16-125) and Dean
Ambosie (12-63-1) led a rushing
attack which posted 19 of the
Colonels' 22 first downs.

i )·

'l~ifiili~iiilll.: :~1~;~ti~f;l;
said Unsworth.

"It was the same

thing with Albright.
We feel
that if we run for 100 yards, we
can win. That's not always the
case, but it's our gameplan."
Upsala opened the scoring
with a 5-yard pass from quarterback Rob Wright to Roy Jarrett
in the second quarter. The score
capped a 3-play, 50-yard drive.
Wilkes countered with a 20yard touchdown run by Joe
Bednarski to knot the score at 77.
"Bednarski
gives
us
a
spark,"
said Unsworth.
"We
have so many good backs, it's
just the luck of the draw.
Whether it's Courtney, Dean, Joe
or our wingbacks, the potential
for the big play is there."
The Colonels had a chance
to take a halftime lead, but senior wingback Jim Farrell dropped a sure touchdown pass. Mike
Dungen just missed a 42-yard
field goal and the score stayed
the same at the half.
"There was no excuse for
Farrell dropping that pass," said
Unsworth. "That was just a total
lack of concentration. Sean told
he threw it poorly,

looking at the fil
perfect pass."
Upsala's Ed
off a Sean Meagley
the third quarter and
34 yards for a tou
extra point was no
Vikings led, 13-7.
Meagley threw
ceptions in the game
for the year. But
yet to panic. 'A
interceptions this y
on tipped balls,"
made one bad throw
because he didn't Pl'
on the ball. A
didn't see the dcfe
linebacker) made a
which worked to his
But Meagley
get off scot-free. 'I
clean up his act
coming out. He
self and kept his
game," said Unsw
The Colonels
touchdowns to take
P.J. Sollazzo ran fi
score and Meagley

Colonel wingback P J. Sollazzo (19) turns the corner a
last Saturday. Courtney McFarlane (23) leads the way.

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October 6, 1988

ernor Casey and his
net hold town meeting
open "town meety Dickson Darte
onning Arts last
The meeting was
's participation
"Capital for a Day"
rJaneElmes-

th(, meeting. In
Elmes-Crahall
three long term
improvement and
environmental
vement of the
higher educahools in general,
made a committhe professional
mthe state, as well
m the quality of
" said Elmes-

made enormous contributions to the
progress and the history of Pennsylvania. I wanted to talk to and listen to
these people, and find out how we
can serve them better."
Casey and his cabinet then
fielded inquiries and listened to
complaints from the audience. They
included a mixture of public and
personal matters. Secretary of Public
Welfare John White and Secretary of
Education Thomas Gilhool handled
most of the governor's references.
Many of the exchanges encompassed the field of education,
especially for the handicapped.
"Pennsylvania's schools have
great strengths in the area of education of the disabled on which we can
build," said Gilhool. "It has been
suggested to us by a citizen's task
force and by the House Committee
on Education that we invest in the
implementation of approaches to
teaching which work. They will
entail early education and the transition from school to productive
work."
Casey also addressed the issue of higher education funding.
"Since I've been governor, we have
increased funding for scholarship

assistance at a rate higher than any
other in our history," he said. "We
have a strong commitment to lessen
the cost of higher education in the
state. The right of college education
should not depend on the size of a
parent's pocketbook or the willingness of a student to incur debt."
An audience member also
asked if the Casey/Singel Education
Reform Plan was being put into action. "All points have been or will be.
One of the most important is a minimum salary of $18,000 for teachers.
We also want to subsidize the educational costs of students who agree to
teach in underserved areas," said
Casey.
"Our support for education is
genuine. In the first two years of my
administration, we will have increased support for education by
almost a half billion dollars. I challenge any state to do that."
Casey also stated his personal
motto as an administrator. "A governor has to make tough decisions and
be a leader. I'm not afraid to make
those decisions."
Beacon writer Tom Obrzut

See Casey Page 3

~e rolls out red carpet
be

for the events
final stages as
and faculty anxthis weekend's

y, a golf
take place at the
try Club begp.m. According
Shipula, Dir-

ector of Alumni Relations, the
tournament "has been filled for
two weeks. There are over one
hundred participants involved.
The response to this homecoming weekend has been excellent."
Saturday morning brings
with it first the judging of the
dorm displays. According to Shipula, the alumni look forward to
seeing the Wilkes school spirit
displayed. A few years ago, Shipula said only a few dorms had
displays.
After a meeting with stu-

dents and
the
Homecoming
Committee the response increased tremendously over the
years. This y~. more than
fifteen displays will be judged.
Campus tours for alumni
and interested students begin at9:30 a.m. on Saturday.
This
gives the alumni a chance to see
the changes which have taken
place on campus and give them
time to relive memories from
their own college days.
The
Alumni
Football

See Homecoming Page 3

Jane Elmes-Crahall, an assist~nt professor in the Speech,
Communications, and Theater Arts Department served as
moderator of the town meeting held at the CPA last week.
Photo by Donna Yedlock

Jane Elmes-Crahall
serves as moderator
by Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Editor

the governor's office. Based on their
qualifications and interviews, one
would be chosen as moderator. The
A Wilkes College faculty governor's office was looking for
member had a chance to shine last someone who was well-known
week during Governor Casey's throughout the area, was not biased,
"Capital For A Day" event. Jane and did not support one view of a
Elmes-Crallall, an assistant profes- controversial issue.
.sor from the Speech, CommunicaElmes-Crahall was nomitions, and Theater Arts Department, nated by the League of Women Votserved as moderator for the "Town ers, and the nomination was supMeeting" portion of Casey's activi- ported by local women's groups.
ties. Professor Elmes-Crallall was
She has had experience as a
selected from a group of four nomi- moderator for the televised Paul
nees from the Wilkes-Barre area. _ Kanjorski/Marc Holtzman congresElmes-Crahall said the proc- sional debate in 1986. She also
ess began when an arrangement moderated the 1987 primary debate
committee from the governor's of- between district attorney candidates
fice asked for nominees from the in which there was extensive audiarea. These nominees were then ence questioning, similar to the town
notified that they were to meet indiSee Moderator page 3
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reactions.
publications exist to provide
I am sure that most Wilkes Col- instructional opportunities, such
To the Editor:
lege students realize that cesorship, feedbackcan,attimes,provehelpful.
correctly construed, involves Student editors with courage and
Dr. Guggenheim's private, forcible deletion (by an official) of minds of their own can testify from
idiosyncratic notion of censorship forbidden material. This may take personal experience that- it is combearslittlerelationshiptothewaythe the form of stopping the presses, pletely pos~ible-to "just say no" to
courts have traditionally defined it. It obtaining a court injunction against a these occasional requests that seem
would appear to encompass any publication, or suddenly removing unwa.'Tented, despite the fact that the
The banner stretched across River Street says
expression of disapproval with the an editor in order to stop him or her ---College, as publisher, bears the ulti- --"WELCOME BACK ALUMNI!" This weekend m
editorial decision making process, from publishing objectionable con- mate legal responsibility for what is 41st Homecoming celebration at Wilkes College.
beforeorafterpublicationhasoccur- tent. None of these things has ever printed in campus publications.
The school has a lot to be proud of as the alumni
red. Were it to be wi(ely adopted, happened at Wilkes College.
"home" this weekend. Allow me to play "back pa
such a definition would make virtuAdvice, requests, criticism, and
(Dr.) Norma Schulman
mention a few of these positive changes.
ally all publications, not only at suggestions by advisors and other Dept. of Speech, Communications,
First and foremost is the quick construction job
Wilkes, but everywhere, "censored," members of the College community and Theater Arts
"Arnaud C. Marts Sports and Conference Center."
for authors and journalists routinely do not constitute censorship. In a Chair, Student Publications Com- us who were here last year remember the hole that
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Pilgrimage to Wilkes:
glorious arrival
by Tony Veatch
Beacon Columnist
Amidst a mass of pamphletwieldin&amp;, white-robed religious
fanatics, who without the cleanly
shaven heads would easily be mistaken for the Klan, I had my houseboy and toilet sanitizer, Thad, pick
up our bags while I rented a vehicle.
Though the Volkswagen bus I picked
up in no way compared to the Orange
Horr.et, it could take the jolt of an
occasional furry animal perched in
the road, which was the only test I
needed to perform. Within minutes
we were speeding down the interstate, with Thad's hands leaving the
wheel every few minutes to scan an
animal crossing with binoculars,
hoping to spot a wild, daring possum

'f~~

readying himself to dart across the
road.
In the middle of a raging thunderstorm we pulled into the crowded
parking lot of a hellish hellhole called Pickering. The oddly shaped
triangular building reeked of decaying excrement. A gritty, seeping
black film crept down the brick walls
expo~ing the blank emptiness of
hollow windows. There was a blonde, small-eyed, wrestler-type sitting spread-eagled at the door. He
was nursing a quart of watermelon
wine cooler, and his chanting of AC/
DC's Highway to Hell did little to
conceal the screams of freshly castrated resident assistants. We scaled
the multiple tiers of crooked steps as
a small puddle began to form beside
his left leg.

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Editor-in-chief................................ .................... Lee Scott Morrell
News Editor .......................................................... Barbara Jamelli
Assistant News Editors ............................................ Sue Borthwick
........................................... Michele Corbett
Feature Editors ........................................................ Wendi Harvey
................................................. .John T. Gordon
Sports Editor .................. ............................................ Lisa Miller
Assistant Sports Editor .................................................. Jim Clark
Photography Editor. ............................................... Donna Yedlock
Darkroom Assistant. .................................................. John Towler
Copy Editors ...................•.............................. Wendy Rosencrance
....................................................... Eddie Lupico
Advertising Manager ................................. ............. Kathy L. Harris
Business and Distribution Manager ................................ Tom Obrzut
Adviser ............................................................... Mr. Tom Bigler
Contributing Writers: Bill Barber; Jim Dee, Nancy Houtz, Cheryl
Solt, Dave Serino, Oscar B. Smith, Craig Cooper, Tom Obrzut, Andy
Renner, Ray Ott, Michele Broton, Tony Veatch, Suzanne Payne
Contributing Photographers: Lisa Miller and Wendi Harvey
Published Thursdays during the fall and spring semesters exceptmg
scheduled breaks, finals weeks and vacation periods. All views
expressed are those of the imlividual writer and not of the publication or
the College. Names may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all
letters to the editor must be signed, to insure validity.

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I entered my . third floor penthouse to find that I was to be separated from Thad, my luggage handler and toenail clipper, who disappeared into the gloominess of the
room across the hall from mine. I
found room 344 to be like all the
others in Webster. A collage of
crusty, overworn underwear
decorated the north wall - clearly a
project of either a raving mad art
major or my roommate, who was not
present at the time. He had constructed bunk beds, however, and lu~d
made the top bunk with soiled
Snoopy sheets. I immediately had
the vision of an assortment of bodily
fluids dripping on my forehead from

saw the front page of last week's Beacon ) you noticeda
change. Even though the women's volleyball team didn
a home, the basketball teams as well as the wrestlers ·
a home this year; the gym should be done by the be ·
next semester.
Next is the immense freshman class. Is it finally
that people feel confidant they can get a good educa
Wilkes? This large influx of students screams an enth
"yes." Admissions has lot to be proud of in their
recruitment.
This freshman class is also very involved with
activities. Programming Board events have larger a
than they have ever had. This brings me to my next po·
evil monster known as "Apathy" is slowly but surely
driven from the land. Clubs are reporting larger mem
publications have larger staffs and, simply, more is
done.
We may be a small college but we are on our way
place that the founders wanted us to be.
So, welcome back to \\_lilkes College, Alumni. S
you have helped to build and what we hope to co
Welcome back to that little liberal arts college that,
raised a snicker from your friends who were swallowed
the huge State Universities. I guess what I'm trying to
Welcome home, alumni.
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local businessember, h~ dow;ding, located
t [fonnerly the
staurant] for the
unted house.
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ere in a panic.
approaching and
have a house to
for Mr. Isaaacs
ave had no alter-

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club member. Already, the publicity,
advertising and solicitation balls are I
rolling.
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The club has designated the I
Geisinger Childrens Heart Fund as I
its sponsoring organization. This or- I
ganization treates infants afflicted I
with blue baby syndrome.
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Since the mid-sixties the
Circle K Club of Wilkes College has I
held its annual haunted house, and I
year after year it has been one of the I
club's most successful projects. Last I
year the club raised almost $3000.00 ·I
for the American Cancer Society I
through the house project. This I
amount more than tripled the proceeds from the house in 1986, and is I
the highest amount ever collected by I
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chairman of the house project, the I
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alumni who
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team and the
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·uon.
eels the game
ting because
ed year team enfive former
evening alumni
will gather on the
the Conyngham
and the Annette
· House for a
llarbecue round-up.
barbecue, which
p.m., was chosen
it's a more inthan in the past
of having to go
a fonnal evening,
ittee] decided it
more relaxing and
ere to have this
Shipula.
said there is a
bridging of gaps
i and present
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suggestedtoGilhooltheformationof
a statewide panel of college students.
The proposed group would meet in
Harrisburg on a regular basis to keep
the governor aware of the concerns
of college st udents.
Gilhool was receptive. "Let's
pursue that. It's a great idea," he
said.
Afterward, Casey gave advice
for students leaning toward careers in
government. "Be involved in the
community," he said. "It's hard to do
that, because access to the system is
very difficult and expensive. It, s
getting very complicated
"Academically, I don't think
it makes a great deal of difference
what you learn as long you try to do
well in your particular area of interest.
"I sympa th ize wi th th ose
young people who want to get into
public service, but I hope th ey continue to do it because we need th em
very badly."
Wilkes-Barre mayor Lee
Namey suinmed up the evening.
"This program is positive for
all Pennsylvanians," he said. "Itisan
attempt by Governor Casey to bring
the people and their concerns the
primary concern of himself and his
cabinet.
"It gives the people a chance
to be a partner in Governor Casey's
attempt at a better Pennsylvania."

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meeting Governor Casey held here.
Elmes-Crahall said that her
experience in public speaking and
thefactthatsheteachespublicspeaking were additional but equally important qualifications. She also said
that being a woman was an asset
throughout the selection process.
Basically, Elmes-Crahall's
job was to keep the meeting running
smoothly and to remove the pressure
of deciding who to allow to speak
from Governor Casey. She said the
job was "hard" in that she had to
remain authoritative enough to keep
the meeting moving yet remain sensitiveenough to know when a person,
who might not have had a question,
should be heard. She described the
situation of the parents of a three year
old deaf boy whose parents were
trying to have the boy enrolled in
school. The local Intermediate Unit
would not allow them to enroll their
son in the Scranton School for the
Deaf, their choice forthechild. After
making an appeal at the town meeting, the Governor instructed the
Secretary of Education to have the
child enrolled in school by Friday.

The meeting lasted approximatelythreeandahalfhours,anhour
and a half longer than expected.
Television coverage of the town
meeting by WVIA lasted only until
9:30p.m. Someoftliemorepoignant
moments happened afterthe cameras
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El
C ah II 'd
stoppe ro mg, mes- r a sa1 .
She singled out the previously described situation and that ofa woman
who questioned why the construction of modular homes was not regulated, and why her appeals to the
governor's office, in the form of
three registered letters, remained
unaddressed. The walls of her home
shake every time her son walks, ereating a dangerous situation.
When discussing the success
of the town meeting, she mentioned
being told during the late afternoon
on the day of the event that she would
have to introduce the governor, giving her only a few hours to prepare,
and being cued to the wrong camera
at one point in the proceedings.
Overall however, Elmes-Crahall
said that the meeting "basically went
smoothly."

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Sp EC I A L I N VITATI O N TO ALL
WILK.E S FEMALE STUDENTS
•

All Wilkes female students are invited to attend
an informal discussion with Dr. Rosemarie
Tong,
2 to 3 p.m. in the Annette Evans Alumni House
on Thursday, October 27.

Her lecture on Women's Issues and Reproductive Techonolgy will follow at 4 p.m. in the CPA

PhotobyDonnaYedlock

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given
away
by Ian Taggart
Beacon Staff Writer
Dr. Joseph Bellucci, Director
of the Regional Computer Resource
Center, has announced the winners
of the Back to School Compact Disc
Giveaway sponsored by Apple
Computer, Inc. Anne Kilyanek and
Barbara Jamelli, Apple Student
Consultants, and Dr. Bellucci were
the coordinators of the campus-wide
giveaway. Members of the campus
community registered to win in a
unique way: participants entered
their information into a program on
the Macintosh which randomly seIected the winners.
First prize was a Sony
Discman that can be adapted to play
three or five inch compact discs.
Two second prizes winners were
awarded Sony Discmans that play
five-inch compact discs. Ten Tshirtsweregivenasrunner-upprizes.
Amy Rodechko was the winner of the first prize. Second prize
recipients were Linda Gubitose and
Nadine Banul. T-shirts winners were
Amjal AI-Tarifi, Ed Buonocore,
Doug DeGroote, Kathleen Flaim,
Bill Kem, Dr. Jerry Kucirka, Robert
McDonnell, Mark Naessig, Scot
Romano, and Stan Semanchick.
Unclaimed prizes can be picked up at
the RCRC/Education Department
office, SLC 113, between 8: 15 and
3:45 p.m.

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October 6, 1988

Haunt
Continued from page 3

Boston University
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ISSU_es new rules

tion and area key clubs for help.
Given the location of the
house, next to the Bourbon St.
Lounge known for their go-go dancers, Steve indicated that there would
be extra security to insure the safety
of its patrons.
Many Circle K'ers who have
worked on the haunted house in the
previous years agree that the project
is a tremendous amount of work, but
the -sense of accomplishment, the
gratification of helping victims of
disease and the sheer fun make every
moment worth it.

(CPS) Boston University rejected student proposals and issued
strict new rules September 15 prohibiting students from having overnight guests of the opposite sex in
their dorm rooms,
"All of life after 11 p,m, has
been banned at BU," senior Jamie
Sanbonmatsu told a crowd of 2,000
students that had converged to protest the visitation rules the day before
they were approved,
BU's strict new rules may be
the closest a college has returned to
the "in loco parentis" relationship
schools maintained with their students up until the 1960's. Under the
doctrine~ literally meaning administrators acted "in place of the parents"
- campuses set curfews for students,
suspended students for behaving in
ways they didn't like and forbade
students of the opposite sex to visit
with each other behind closed doors.
Though the rules collapsed
under student protests for greater
autonomy, new drinking laws and
increasing numbers of student lawsuits blaming colleges for sexual
assault~ and other crimes have
moved many campuses to tighten
their control over potentially litigious student behavior during the
past few years,
St. Joseph's College in
Maine, the State University of New
York at Binghampton and North
Carolina State University, among
others, also have restricted or banned
overnight visits to dorms by members of the opposite sex in recent
years.

Virtually every campus in the
United States, moreover, has stiffened its student drinking rules since
1986, when the federal government
threatened to cut off funding to any
state that still allowed 18 year-olds to
drink alcohol.
BU officials said they were
just trying to help students study.
The new rules, said BU
spokesman Kevin Carleton, actress
"concerns stated by students, staff
and parents that residences too often
have failed to provide the kind of
environment where an individual can
quietly study and have his or her right
to privacy respected."
Sanbonmatsu, on the other
hand, charged, "The adminstration is
stunting our growth and development by denying us the right to make
decisions."
Under the new guidelines,
some of which go into effect in late
fall and others during the spring,
guests must display identification
cards and leave the dormitory by 11
by Susan Borthwick
p.m. on weekdays and 1 a,m, on
Beacon
Assistant News Editor
weekends.
Overnight gueS ts of th e same
The residents of Waller North
sex are still allowed, but guests of the
opposite sex will not be allowed to have recently participated in a session of self defense. This session,
stay overnight.
Students olderthan age 21 can which was held in the backyard of
Waller, was the first of three.
bring a six-pack of beer or a liter of
Graduate student Brian Bohr
other kinds of alcoholic beverages
into the dorms, but no more than that. lead the girls in warm up exercises,
Carleton student protests of followed by actual self defense meththe rules did not faze BU officials. "I ods. The methods taught were valudon •t think any demonstration would able according to the participants.
have an effect," he said. "What can
Freshman Katie McGeary
have an effect is a reasonable discus- commented, " Learning self defense
sion.,,
is a great opportunity. I've learned to
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resting on my empty, dust-ridden said,"Everyone should be aware of
his loft as I slept. I refused to worry desk. I carelessly flipped through the the present threatening situation that
about such a thing, and decided to pages, encountering one underlined surrounds this area, and how to take
deal with my phobia of bunk beds rule that attracted my attention. care of themselves. This session has
Senior
when the time came. After casting "Should one's roommate die, the given _me confidence."
my luggage_on the concrete hardness surviving roommate will receive, Wendy Rosencrance feels this is a
of my bed, I crossed to check on among other benefits, a 4.0 grade "good idea for a dorm function . This
Thad.
point average .... " My reading was is something everyone should know
I found him unpacking his interrupted by that blonde wrestler- about- defending themselves.
The second session is to be
things, and he disrupted his train of type, who failed to introduce himself
thought to introduce me to his room- but simply said, "How ya feel in'. I'm held soon, due to the positive remate Robert. I clumsily shook hands your roommate," and grasped the sponse from the women of Waller
with the short-haired Army ROTC metal frame while vaulting into his North.
clod, who had been using a polished bunk with great agility. In his arms
shotglasstoinhaleListerine. Hewas were a few sly wenches from our
Senior CI ass
the type of person who consults K- sister slum, Weiss Hall.
Meeting
Mart stockboys for fashion tips.
Time crept by at the pace of a I
Robert had no shirt on, but his over- lumbering hippo. In the course of the I
sized white shorts were pulled up to a first few weeks of school, my room:
To be held on
point just below his chest. The mate died. It seems that he had grabTuesday, October
drooling pyromaniac had odor eaters bed the familiar metal frame of the
permanently affixed to the bottom of bed, as usual, and tried to get up: 111 at 11 a. m . i n the
his feet, and they clicked as he left to Somehow, he mysteriously fell to the
CPA
wander the halls in frantic search of ground and burst his head wide open. I
his drug connection. Thad and I I was not there when it happened, but :
The meeting will
laughed, said nothing, and went I did have to come back a few hours
be regarding
about seuling into our new homes.
later to disconnect the wire I ran from I
Upon returning to my room, I the electrical outlet to that familiar I commencement.
found a Wilkes College Student metal frame.

Waller
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holds selfdefense
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Forbes to speak a
F ortinsky dedicati
Wilkes College is inviting the Advisory Institute, Inc.;
public to its dedication of Fortinsky Trinchera, Inc.; Sangre
Hall at 2 p.m., October 12, at the Ranches, Inc.; Fiji Forbes,
Center for the Perfoming Arts.
Forbes Europe, Inc.
Fortinsky Hall will house the
Fortinsky Hall is
College's School of Business and honor of Shirley and
Economics and in that context, Mal- Fortinsky who, as major
colm S. Forbes, charirnan and editor- made possible the pure
in-chief of Forbes Magazine, Inc., building that has become
will be principal speaker for the the Wilkes School of B
event and will receive the Honorary Economics. In recogniti!I,
Doctor of Humane Letters from President Christopher N.
Wilkes College.
said, "The buildings on OIi
are the best graphic ex
Forbes first entered the news- friends from the comm
paper business only two days after ported Wilkes during i~
graduation from college. He became years. The names on these
owner and publisher of the Fairfield throughout our campusait
Times, a weekly in Lancaster, Ohio. ones within the comm ·
The following year, in 1942, he such as Darte, Stark, So
founded the Lancaster Tribune, also McClintock, Evans, W
a weekly publication.
Kirby, Conyngham, R
many others who gave
His publishing career was innanciall y, but gave of
terrupted in 1942 when he went into
We are pleased to add the
the United States Army where he
Robert and Shirley Fo .
served during World War II as a staff
list of friends."
sergeant. Forbes saw action in
France, Belgium and Germany and
was awarded the Bronze Star and the
ness and Economics offm
Purple Heart. Immediately after his of programs leading to a
military service, Forbes decided to science degree in A
join the business publication Business Administrati11,
founded by his father and he became bachelor of arts degree in
vice president of Forbes, Inc. In
ics. Minors in all three
1947, serving as associate publisher available. The various
of Forbes Magazine. In 1948 he fered through the School
founded Nation's Heritage, a bi- and Economics prepare
monthly publication presenting a pants for management
pictorial recapitulation of American business, industry, the
history and in 1949 was awarded the sector, and govemmen1
Freedoms Foundation Medal for professional licensings
publishing this illustrated, six-vol- education. Interdisci
ume series on American heritage.
tures, such as the Compu
In 1954, Malcom Forbes was
elected editor and publisher of
Forbes Magazine and is now the
chief executive officer of the following companies: Forbes Investors

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October 6, 1988

Top 1000

Much Ado, a must see
by Michele Broton
and Nick Humen
Beacon Features Writer
Romance, intrigue, and a
healthy dose of comedy combine
to make Much Ado About Nothing one of the "must see" shows
of this semester.
Written
by
William
Shakespeare, Much Ado is the
story of star-crossed lovers and a
vengeful sister. It is the story
of Claudio and Hero, innocent
love, and sacred vows; it is the
story of Benedick and Beatrice,
quick wits and vicious barbs.
Mr. Karl Wagner, theatre
director at King's College, directs the show, which will be
presented on October 6, 7, and 8
at the King's theatre. Through
his constant and professional attention, the cast is building a
show that is sure to charm both
young and old.
Robert J. Michaels and
Laura Herman, who star as the

innocent lovers Claudio and
Hero, are both seniors from
King's College.
Benedick is
skillfully portrayed by John
Domzalski, from Wilkes, while
his sharp witted opponent and
lover is brought to glorious life
by Anne Schneller of King's.
The remainder of the cast is
comprised of both Wilkes and
King's students.
From Wilkes,
Rebecca G. Haywood can be
found debuting as A_ntonia, Ron
Petoia is seen starring as Don
Pedro, Gunnar Waldman as
Dogberry, Christine Brunnock as
Margaret, Nick Humen as Fransis
Seacole the Sexton, Michele D.
Broton as Leonata, and Patrick
L. Shields as the messenger and
Friar Fransis.
King's students _in the play
include Jennifer Hussey as Lady
Johanna, Kurt Reisinger makes
his debut as Borachio, and also
debuting are Tim Trach as Verges
and Bridget O'Brien as Ursula.
Rounding out the cast, one will

Let's rock

find
Roan
Everett,
another
King's student, and Eoin Ennis, a
sophomor.e at Bishop O'Reilly
High School, portraying the two
hilariously funny watchmen.

And

Roll

The entire cast is very excited about the show, and, by Tom Obrzut
natural-ly, it shows in their Beacon Staff Writer
energy on stage.
Robert J.
Michaels, when asked how he
This week our countdown continues toward number one.
felt about the show, responded, this week with "Windy" by the Association at number 893.
"I feel very positive about it, it's
a great experience, and a very
893. Windy/Association
worth-while
project."
The
892. Too Late For Goodbyes/Julian Lennon
dramatic
cha-risma
present
891. J ungleland/Bruce Springsteen
between Michaels and Laura
890.Money/Beatles
Herman should be proof of their
889. Wishing You Were Here/Chicago
dedication to this show.
888. Lonely Ol' Night/John Cougar Mellencamp
Much Ado About Nothing
887. She's Gone/Hall &amp; Oates
is sure to provide outstanding
886. Old Man Down The Road/John Fogerty
entertainment for all audiences.
885. Rain/Beatles
Whether
you're
a
seasoned
884. Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard/Paul Simon
Shakespeare fan, or simply some883. A Matter Of Trust/Billy Joel
one looking an evening of en882. I Second That Emotion/Miracles
tertainment and laughter, a night
881. Going To A Go-Go/Rolling Stones
at the King's theatre is just the
880. Across The Universe/Beatles
thing for you.
879. My Love/Paul McCartney
878. Sara/Fleetwood Mac
877. You Can Call Me Al/Paul Simon
876. My Hometown/Bruce Springsteen
875. Long Tall Sally/Beatles
874. Tequila Sunrise/Eagles
Fah-my, Dean of Graduate Studies
873. Glass Onion/Beatles
and Continuing Education. "My872. Catch Me Now I'm Falling/Kinks
thology and the Sense of Identity
871. Eminence Front/Who
in Moslem and Arab World."
870. Rainy Day Women #12 &amp; 35/Bob Dylan
869. Can't You Hear Me Knocking/Rolling Stones
November 10-- Tony Vento,
868. Like A Hurricane/Neil Young
"Myth in
cam-pus minister.
867. Dream Weaver/Gary Wright
Relation-ship
to
Man
and
866. Piece Of My Heart/Big Brother &amp; The Holding Company
Nature."
865. Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me/Elton John
November
17-Dr.
Christopher Brieseth, President of 864. Lodi/Creedence Clearwater Revival
863. Walk Away/James Gang
Wilkes College. "Myth and Poli862. What Is Life/George Harrison
tics."
861. Lady Jane/Rolling Stones
860. Home By The Sea/Genesis
The classes are from 7-9 p.m.
859. Bell Bottom Blues/Derek &amp; The Dominoes
in SLC 405. Anyone interested
should see Dr. Fahmy, 2nd floor,
Notes: This week's segment of the top 1000 classical
Max Roth Center.
contains eight Beatles- or Beatles-related (solo songs, Jul'
There will be an article each
songs. One of many reasons why the Beatles will always be
week in the Beacon summarizing
pioneers of the 60's rock 'n' roll era. "Sara" by Fleetwood Mac
the previous week's lecture.
successful album "Tusk" bows at number 878.

The power of myth
by Chris Taroli
Beacon Feature Writer

Even today no one is really sure
on one · universal definition. We
do know it is a cultural phenomeMythology.
What exactly is non. In the most broad definiit? Why is it? How has it in- tion, sholars today do agree on
fluenced our lives, our thinking, some characteristics:
myth is
our custome, our culture? These usually a narrative which uses
perplexing questions are the foun- symbolic or allegorical landations of a new course being of- guage, such as the Christian
fered by the Wilkes College Con- Bible, the Hindu Rig-Veda, or
tinuing Education program called the Babylonian Enuma elish;
characters are usually supernatur"Myth versus Reality."
or
superhuman
(Zeus,
The course was inspired by al
Hercules),
and
it
usually
describthe PBS documentary series
"Joseph Campbell and the Power es the origins of the basic asof Myth."
Joseph Campbell, sumptions or basic elements of a
who passed away earlier this culture (creation of the world,
year, just after the taping of the ' humans, and customs).
program, has long been considered the foremost twentieth-century
The objective of the "Myth
authority on mythology.
His versus Reality" course is to
most
influential
work,
The discuss, through team teaching,
Masks of God, is an exhaustive myth, its meaning and tradition,
four volume work in which he at- how it influences our lives ' both
tempts, from the perspective of religiously and culturally, and
depth psychology, to formulate a where or when myth ends and
general theory of the origin, de- reality begins.
velopment, and unity of all humThe course will be taught by
an culture.
a panel of seven. Each week one
The book The Power of of the panel will present a
Myth,
which is on its 16th lecture on a certain aspect of
week on the N.Y. Times best-sel- myth:
ling list, is nothing more than October
6-Rabbi
Israel
the dialogue from the ten-part vi- Kesten-baum,
Temple
O'Hau
deo series in which Bill Moyers Zedek. "Growing Up."
initervicws Campbell. Campbell October 13-- Dr. Mitra, Dept.
talks of the power of myth-- the of Chemistry, King's College.
great mythical symbols and stor- "Mythology of India and What
ies, what they mean, and how it Offers Us Today."
they iinfluenced the great cul- October 20-Dr. John Martures of the world.
kari-an, Pastor, President of HaiMyth is a difficult word to gazian College, Beirut, Lebanon .
define. During the 19th century October 27-- Dr. Jule Ayers.
it meant anything that was "Myth and Literature."
opposed to reality-- the creation
of" dam, the invisible' man, etc .. November,· 3-- • Dr. Mahmoqd

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Redd Kross
by Craig Cooper
Beacon Columnist
Once in a while, a band
comes along that doesn't want to
be taken seriously. Their music
is fun, their lyrics ridiculous, and
their style is original. Most of
the time, the group will only be
popular
in
the
musical
underground.
All of the above can be said
to describe Redd Kross, a group
from
Hollywood,
California.
Neurotica,
the
band's
latest
release, is filled with songs that
speak of no political jargon and
no charity organization. What a
relief.
Brilliantly produced by T.
Erdelyi (once known as Tommy

Ramone), Redd Kross has songs
with names like "Peach Kelli
Pop,"
"Frosted
Flake"
and
"Ballad of a Love Doll." Their
lyrics ring with a comic tone:
"Tired of being thrashed on/ are
you prepared to pay the price?
Better scratch' up the cash/
because the dolls just ain't that
nice.
Yes, important music is
needed late in the 1980's, but
sometimes we need a break. For
seven years now, Redd Kross has
recorded music that serves only
the purpose of enhancing a good
time. Neurotica is one of the
best party albums in existence.
Listen, enjoy, and forget about
your problems.

Beacon at the Video Store

Street of conflict
by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor

NO1107OS 31ZZ0d

- OPEN FORUM WHAT IS W.I.N. ???
Students are encouraged to attend this
televised forum on the newly formed
campus organization W.LN. When will
it start? Who decides the winners?
Who really wins?
The forum will be held in the TV studio (SLC 2 18)
the day after fall break (Tues) @ 11: 15. Be there!

Wall Street is a film that is
smoothly paved with precise
granites of camera work, direction, and scripting. But the cement that holds Wall Street together is the rock-solid acting
abilities of Michael Douglas,
Charlie
Sheen,
and
Martin
Sheen.
Charlie Sheen brilliantly portrays a young accountant, Budd
Fox, on the New York Stock
Exchange plateau. He is already
earning $60,000 a year in his
current position, but Budd is aspiring to be one of "the players," as his new mentor Gordon
Gecko would refer to a millionaire.
Michael Douglas portrays
Gecko in an Academy award winning performance. He is a stem,
ruthless, and manipulative Wall
Street millionaire that attracts
Fox into his glitzy and extravagant lifestyle.
Martin Sheen, who plays the
Father of Budd (and. is, as the
name
might
imply,
Charlie
Sheen's real life father), is
strongly against Gecko's beliefs
and ideals in the realm of

business. He is a believer of hard
work and ethics. Martin Sheen
must also believe in hard work
ethics when it comes to the intricate acting he displayed vehemently throughout Wall Street.
Wall Street
is filled with
bump after bump of intriguing
conflicts:
between father and
son, mentor and young aspirator,
or mentor and father. A perfect
mixture of acting, scripting, and
camera work blend superbly to
create an enduring path of enjoyment.
* John can be seen reviewing
the latest theatre films and video
releases on the "Wilkes Today"
show at 12:15 pm on Thursdays
in the Stark Lobby.

Michael Doui:las

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PAGEEIGHf

Different Perspective

New fad sweeps
campus
by Bill Barber
Beacon Feature Columnist
As that old expression goes:
"Clothes make the man." And a
good expression it is too, although nobody at Wilkes in •the
past few years seems to have
paid . any attention to it.
Nobody, that is, except Scott
Zolner.
Starting this year out bright
and shiny, Scott has reintroduced
the fashion of wearing ties to
school. Square? Not at all. In a
totally innovative _ fashion statement that has taken everyone by
surprise, Mr. Zolner, in his own
inimitable style, has reintroduced
good taste to campus fashion.
Where else did we have to go
but up? Have you noticed that
campus fashion had, before Mr.
Zolner's novel approach to attire, gone from bad to worse? I
mean, sweat pants with holes in
them. Tee-shirts with the most
obscene phrases. Pajamas. Blue
jeans with tatters and rips big
enough to drive a car through.
Oh; it's cool to relax in
class, I know. Nice to have all
your things hanging out during a
lecture in chemistry. But where
does it get you? A sloppy outfit
is like a sloppy mind, I tell you.
Most of us were starting to look
like we just rolled out of bed in
the same outfits we'd slept in.
Now I know how much fun it
is to wear the same pair of blue
jeans for several days in a row,
until they get that nice lived-in
look, until they start to be able
to stand up all by themselves.
I'm as guilty as the .rest of you. ·
I know. But you'll never get into a nice restaurant like that, and
you'll never manage to make it
through a job interview.
There are other advantages to
dressing up. It makes you feel
good. Look good, feel good - that's our motto. Puts a little
jaunt in your walk and, I'm
telling you guys, the ladies love
it.
You should hear them go
"Ooo, you look so nice!" Makes
them realize that you're not a

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able to bring it off with a touch
of class. Gives them a little insight into your personal habits,
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drycleaners.
A little shoe polish.
What will that set you
back? Peanuts, that's what. Ten
minutes over a hot ironing board
and voila! Transformed!
And while we're at it, no
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Let's
gSli
all carry briefcases. It is never
too early to start learning to
dress for success. Let's all start
looking like Alex Keaton. You
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So why not begin early? ! - - - - - - - - - - - - _ _ _ _ ! • L - - -Think of it, by the time most of
us have to go out and start
meeting potential bosses, we'll
be wringing at our necks and
struggling into our suit jackets.
We'll look as uncomfortable as
hell.
But Scott will be miles
ahead of us, slipping in and out
of a full Windsor knot with the by Tom Obrzut
Kirby and a member of the Sturdevant Halls (buill
best of them. He'll be a natural Beacon Staff Writer
executive
board
of
the 1840s), to the T
and we'll still look like dumWoolworth firm.
Classical Revival, JXl
mies. And worse, he's gonna get
The second half of the 19th
Also, Sterling Hall was 1920s and illustrated
our job!
century was a period of economic owned by William G. Sterling and Doane Halls on
Mr. Zolner, you are our new growth
for
Wilkes-Barre in (1821-89), a 19th century finan- Street.
Fashion Hero. Hats off, whoops, which the city developed from a
cier.
Other stylists ·
I mean hats on, boys. Bowlers. rural county seat into a major
The influence of several elude the Italianate as
Fedoras. Sombreros, .even. The center of the anthracite industry.
major architectural styles of the Sterling Hall.
mind boggles at the possibiliIt was during this period 19th and 20th centuries are
Butler and Gore
ties.
Ascots!
Cummerbunds! that the South River Street area present in many campus build- have since been
Spats!
aquired the socially prestigious ings.
were also built during
status that colored its' character
These styles range from of Italianate influence.
Well, I say it's time we all into the 1930s.
Greek Revival, best represented
All three of thr.1e
catch up to Scott. I think we
At one time, three U.S. con- by Catlin Hall and the original were built during the
should proclaim "Scott Zolner gressmen and state governor
portions of McClintock and 1870s.
Day." We'll all show up in dress Henry Hoyt (1830-92) made their
shirt and tie ready to take neat residences on South River and
notes in our tidy notebooks. It South Franklin Streets.
will be good practice. It might
Hendrick B. Wright (1808even get the girls to sit up and 81) and Henry M. Fuller (1820notice.
60) represented Luzerne County
And think how happy you are in congress during the 1850s.
going to make your mother!
Wright's home stood on
South River Street between the
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Conyngham Student Center and
1987 Yearbooks m·e (finally) in!
the
Annette
Evans
Alumni
They will be distributed through the R.A.'S
House.
to all of this year's juniors and seniors
While Fuller's home stood
near
the Market Street Bridge.
Juniors or seniors commuting or living in
Other
prominent
citizens
apartments can come to the
who resided in the South River
Amnicola office (3rd floor SUB)
Street area and whose homes are
Any Tuesday or Thursday, between
owned
by
Wilkes
College,
11 :OOa.m.-1 :OOp.rn.
include Fred M. Kirby (1861to pick up their '87 Yearbook
1940), a founder of the F.M.
Woolworth Company; Frederick
'87 and '88 graduates will have their books
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(1862-1953),
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Pride
21-Aprll 19) Go for broke this week; a dry spell may
way. Grab the things or thing that you want now,
swill be few in the next week.

Talk isn't cheap
when.colleges book
Ollie North
(CPS) Lt. Col. Oliver North
spent much of a recent speaking visit
to Raleigh, N.C., listening to North
Carolina State University students
chant "Ollie Out of Raleigh," but
even though North is in the midst of
a lucrative nationwide lecture tour,
the embattled Marine probably
won't be coming near enough to
college campuses to hear many similar taunts this fall, his agent reports.
It's not that North is afraid to
tempt protesters or that campuses are
afraid to hire North to speak. It's just

that colleges and universities can't
afford North's steep lecture fee.
"I've had at least 15 collages
11 20-May 20) Don't be afraid to branch out and try
inquire about Oliver North," said
Bernie Swain of the Washington
this week. You may be stuck in a rut, but you can
Speakers Bureau, which books
out. Work on being happy.
North's lectures. "They just can't
afford him."
y 21-June 21) You may be surprised to find out
The only school North is schedas bad as they seem. You are going to have to stop
uled
to appear at this fall is Boston
lusions; they only lead to more problems.
College, Swain said, although he's
ironing out plans to book North at
M 22-July 22) Things might have been pretty bad
"four'or five other colleges."
s, but don't worry everything will be fine this week.
Jeb Spencer, Boston College's
1y earned a HAPPY WEEK!!!
lecture series coordinator, said BC's
student government will pay
ts-Aug. 22) And how are we feeling after our li:tle
$25,000 for North's lecture.
so good, huh? Yes Leo, fun and games can't last for
North, of course, was a key figs you have to be serious. Be prepared to be very
ure in the Iran-contra scandal,
week.
charged with violating U.S. laws
prohibiting trade with Iran and buying arms for Nicaraguan rebels,
• 23-Sept. 22) Well, things didn't look too good
known as contras.
out the stars, but, well, you know Virgo, things have by Nancy Houtz
As a functionary in the National
terrific for you lately. So, with a little Bovine Beacon Feature Reporter
Security
Council, North, who still
I have managed to find some good for you.
awaits
trial,
allegedly sold arms to
This week for my article I deIran
in
return
for a promise-never
23-0ct. 23) So you think you've had things pretty cided to ask a question that perfulfilled-to
help free American
week. Well, you havn't- seen anything yet. Yes, this tains to everybody. The quesweek for you no matter what you do. Yet any week tion is "Do you feel that the hostages in Lebanon. North then
health services are adequate to allegedly used some of the profits
; Good luck.
your needs?" When I presented from the sale to aid the contras.
Prosecutors also charged North with
24-Nov. 21) O.K. if you would rather not know ... this question 98% of the students
replied, "Yes. I feel we are pro- destroying evidence when investigato tell you! you see, something big is going down in
vided with adequate health ser- tors tried to probe the alleged
now, and you haven't the foggiest idea. But. .. I am
vices." Most of the students who scheme.
ft asurprise. Be prepared for a BIG one, Scorpio.
To some, North became a symanswered the question said that
the health service building was bol of someone who placed himself
s (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Go with the flow this week; it conveniently located, and if they above the law to make war as he - ·
only way to survive. People around you are dying to had a more serious problem, they not the nation's elected lawmakers
felt they would be taken care of.
- decided. To others, he became a
serious aggression; don't volunteer.
The few negative answers I re- hero standing up for what he believed
to be right.
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Show a little pride; you're letting cieved were complaints about
To all, he became a magnet for
how they were not thoroughly exall over you. Stand strong and be yourself.
amined. The 2% doesn't feel se- controversy and, now, a hit on the
lecture circuit.
cure with the care they are given.
(Jan. 20-Feb 18) This is sure not the dawning of your
Colleges, Swain said, are perWell my general consensus is
. Yes, I am truly sorry, but, this will be a DREARY that the college provides every haps the best public forums for
. Sorry, but I call them as I see them.
student with a well educated staff North, although Swain says he has
and thorough treatment. I think received about 90 inquiries about
(Feb. 19-March 20) You are making someone very that we can consider ourselves North speaking engagements in reyou don't even know who or why. You must look a well taken care of at Wilkes Col- cent months.
lege.
"Colleges are much more
Into your actions this week, before you lose a friend.
willing to book someone involved in
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"It's just that his fee is high."
Some schools, in fact, want
210 S. Main St .• WilkesNorth precisely because he does
Bring this ad and
evoke passions.
Boston College, Spencer said,
SAVE
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they'll be out t0 protest in force.
That's fine, that's their right. But I
don't know of any student groups
that are planning any protests."
In contrast, some people at
Arizona State University--often
portrayed as a conservative campus-seem much quicker to protest.
ASU's Faculty Women's Association recently criticized the
university's Business College Council for allowing a local radio station
to use the campus for a Jessica Hahn
promotion.
"The unfortunate highlighting
of Ms. Hahn shows insensitivity to
women and men at Arizona State
University who consider themselves
serious scholars," the women's association said in a memo to the business
council.
Hahn, whose sexual liaison with
a television evangelist Jim Bakker
ultimately forced Bakker to resign
from his PTL ministry, has posed
unclothed twice for Playboy magazine and is now a disc jockey for
Arizona radio station KOY-FM.
The women's association complained that Hahn's appearance on
campus
"perpetuates
the
unacceptable stereotype of women
as sexual objects."
Richard Huxtable, president of
the business college, said he
"probably used bad judgement"
when he agreed to Hahn's campus
appearance.
KOY-FM, Huxtable said, was
hired to play music and attract
students to a business college
recruiting event in early September.
The station was hired weeks before
Hahn joined its staff.
"They (KOY-FM officials)
know that they purposely took the
entire program over. They were
there to play a little music. This was
not Jessica Hahn promotion," Huxtable said.
"Students were taken advantage
of," said ASU student president John
Fees. "We need to be careful."

�PAGE TEN

October 6, 1988

Amnesty group tries to turn rock
into human rights crusaders
(CPS)
Tim Carrier, a University of Massachusetts student
and a big fan of U2, made it a
point to catch the band on a
1986 MTV telecast.
It turned out the group's performance was part of Amnesty
International's
"Conspiracy
of
Hope" tour, designed to introduce
the human rights group to students just like Carrier.
And it worked. In what had
to be one of the most successful
mass political recruiting efforts
in
recent
campus
history,
Carrier, like 30,000 other people, joined the organization, eventually founding a UMass chapter.
Nationwide, the 250 campus
and high school Amnesty chapters grew to "more than 1,00," reported Peter Larson of the
group's membership office.
"I don't even equate Amnesty
with music anymore," Carrier,
who is taking this term off to
work as an intern with Amnesty
International (AI), said.
"Now
all I equate it with is human
rights."
or' course the main purpose of
the group, whose efforts won the
1978 Nobel Prize, is to lobby
governments worldwide to get
them to respect human rights. It
publicizes the cases of "prisoners
of conscience"--or political prisoners--arnd works to end the
death penalty.

And while a healthy handtul
of U.S. students always has been
involved with the issue, few
"nonpartisan" groups have ever
been able to build campus support in as short a time as Amnesty International did in 1986.
And
this
month, despite
having had a terrible time integrating all those new members
two years ago, the group is
actively
recruiting
stu-dents
again.
This time it's called the
"Human Rights Now!"tour, features Bruce Springsteen, Tracy
Chapman, Sting, Peter Gabriel
and Senegal's Youssou NDour.
"It's important to see the
concerts--and our efforts to organize students--as one of the ways
we're building a base of support
for human rights,"said Ellen Cull
of Amnesty's Northeast office.
Building it that fast, however,
can cause problems for a group.
Integrating such vast numbers
of new members "strained our
resources.confessed Jack Rendler,
who helps coordinate Al's campus chapters, and, inevitably,
brought i a lot of people who
were fans of music, not human
rights.
"I know Sting sings about it
or something," one Indiana
University student said when
asked why she was attending a
campus AI meeting.

That attitude, Amnesty officials say, was the source of their
problems after the 1986 tour.
' "The 'Conspiracy' tour," recalled Allen Hailey, a University
of Oklahoma junior, "got more
people
involved,
but
some
weren't getting the message,"
noting some saw it as this
week's cause.
Added Loala Hironaka, whose
University
of California
at
Berkely chapter grew from 200
to 500 members after the "Consipiracy" concerts:
"What happened in 1986 is that you have a
lot of people join up, but you
don't have time to form them."
It was hard, Hironaka said, to
educate the new members about
Amnesty's strictly nonpartisan,
independent stance.
"Amnesty is supposed to be
nonpartisan, but students are
sometimes
used in
partisan
ways," she said. "You'd like to
have. . . the students understand
Amnesty's mandate."
Steve Kotkin, also of the
Berkeley chapter, called it "a
question of philosophy."
"Some are for a smaller, tightknit group where all the members are informed and involved.
Others want a broader organization.
I'm partial to greater
numbers myself. We can always
educate people after they join
up."

"We11 have
Kotkin's in the majority.
Unlike some other activist Human Rights Now!
groups, Amnesty seems to be- local bands,"
lieve that "the more the merrier," promised.
While Rendler
observed Roger Williams, a
reporter for Foundation News,
which covers charitable and vol- new Ameri
unteer organizations.
1986 effort,
"The more people involved," has already
Williams explained, "the greater dence--to 35
the pressure they can bring to chapter's fall
governments to respect human
rights."
About 40
Recruiting all those warm bod- spired enoug
ies, moreover, has been "good concerts to a
for Amnesty," he said
ganization m
UMass student Carrier thought University in
it's been especially good for the
Reporter
human rights issue.
another key
"Most who follow the cause," that, once th
he contended, "don't do it be- their local
cause it's a rock star thing. get to choo
Those people get washed out assortment of
after the concerts are over."
around the worl
Amnesty International USA
Executive Director Jack Healey
"Some people
concedes AI has always had a Southeast Asia to ·
modest attrition rate among its if they like," he
members, but that the huge only need to c
volume of new members after the to writing a
1986 tour gave Amnesty a new month."
edge: "Now there's depth."
Even if stu
So the group is out recruiting with Amnesty,
again. This time--it also mount- out, they become
ed lower-key concerts in the late scious of serious ·
seventies and · early eighties-there are only US three stops-"Young people
Philadelphia, Los Angeles and the power they can
Oakland--for the "Human Rights future and over
Now!" tour that will touch down tiny," Peter G
in India, Europe, Japan, Africa, Washington P~L
Latin America and perhaps even follow the line of
the Soviet Union before ending.
But at the same time, AI has
designated the second week in
October a US campus activities
week, complete with lectures and
concerts to raise awareness of
the issue.
structive."

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PAGE ELEVEN

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stage set-up as I waited for Digital Dolphins to begin. I looked
around at the scantily-filled theatre seats and wondered why such
a small amount of students showed up. When they finally came
out onto the stage and started
jamming, I knew that the Programming Board was right when
they described Digital Dolphins
as a "must see" -- they were
amazing.
They performed the first num-

The ber, "Unbroken Dreams," excellently. Throughout the next two
numbers, I noticed a minor flaw
in the band: the guitar player's
solos almost all contained two
certain riffs -- a fast chromatic

run riff and a multi-noted fast
building-up one.
Furthermore,
on the really fast solos he lacked
articulation. But, as I stated earlier, he has considerable talent.
If I was asked to rate their
performances
individually,
I
would choose them in the order
of drums, keys, bass, guitar.
These are four men who produce
a really ~xciting sound.
This
was certainly a "must see." With
the band being on! y one and onehalf years old, I can see them
growing rapidly into one of
today's highly influential jazz
bands. Perhaps they will remember Wilkes when they are wellknown. On a one-to-ten scale,
I'll give them an excellent 9.4.

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needs you!
by Michele Broton
Beacon Feature Writer

Poetry, prose, art, and photos;
if someone is interested in these
four creative areas, where can
they go on campus to find out
about them? If your interests are
in theatre, there's the Cue-NCurtain. If music is your outlet,
you can join M.E.N.C (Music
Educators National Communication) or WCLH, the student-run
radio station. We all know about the Beacon and Amnicola.
But what if your interests lie in
the more quiet creative arts, what
can you do?
Well, there is a group for you:
the Manuscript society. A literary magazine for Wilkes College, the Manuscript welcomes
anyone and everyone.
That is
anyone and everyone with a desire to share what they have created with the rest of the campus.
The Manuscript is open to all
students and accepts submissions
of poetry, prose, artwork, and
photographs. If you can create
it, and, of course, if it's tasteful,
it is eligible for submission to
the Manuscript.
While publication of the magazine is the primary purpose of
the Manuscript, that is not the
only thing the society does. For
one thing, they conduct coffee
houses where people are free to
s.tand up and read their poetry
and prose, play music, sing, or
whatever. These coffee houses

are generally a lot of fun and get
a relatively large turnout.
The Manuscript society also
sponsors talks by professional
poets and writers, who are always willing to give a fellow
writer some valuable advice.
What if you want to submit
art, a poem, or some such creative work?
Say you have no
time to attend the meetings, or,
heaven forbid, you don't want to
go to the meetings. Well, you
can still submit your work, and
you may see it around April in
the Manuscript.
For all you aspiring poets and
artists out there, you can submit
your work to the Manuscript by
slipping it under the office door
on the third floor of the SUB. If
that doesn't appeal to you, give
it to either of the co-editors,
Eddie Lupico or Michele Broton,
or the two assistant editors,
Rebbeca Haywood or Kathy
Hinsch. If you can't find these
people and really don't want to
drop your submission off at the
Manuscript office, you can also
give them to the faculty advisor,
Dr. Patricia Heaman.
So now you know what the
Manuscript is and what it does.
Remember, the magazine that
comes out in the spring is )'.ill!!:
magazine.
That means that it's
up to you whether it will be
great or just another literary
magazine.
You are the Manuscript, and the Manuscript needs
you!

Student Government

report
by Michele Corbett
Beacon Assistant News Editor

the weekend's plans. Commuter
council stated they were working
with security ironing out remaining
Last week's Student Govern- problems with parking. Results from
ment meeting held on September the soda machine survey were dis28th., brought forth reports of up- cussed by the S.G. members as well
coming events, past delemmas, and as having decided further clarificacurrent situations involving a variety tion was needed on the issue.
of aspects in our Wilkes College
The Beacon 's editorial ( ...
community.
Commuter Council And, it looks good on your resume,
reported talking to the cafeteria di- Sept. 22) was discussed spurring
rector with regards to the sub's food such comments as, "it got us(S.G.)
service. It was also mentioned that talking about and reflecting upon our
their plans for the Valentine's dance organization," and "our response
were underway.
should uplift our organization."
The Rowing Club informed the
"That was exactly the response
council of the damage recieved by we had hoped to evoke," says Beacon
their boats, reporting the club would Editor Lee Morrell.
not be rowing until others crafts
Also, the amount of revenue that
could be obtained. The possibility of the soda machine had brought in was
purchasing them from Rutgers was reported at Wednesday's meeting on
observed and requests for funds the 5th of October as being $12,100.
would be made in the future.
Further
information
on
Reports from Homecoming Wednesday's meeting will be highActivities were reviewed as the S.G. lighted in next week's issue of The
mell)beq pu_t~h~ finishing touches on Beacon .

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had one.
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team traveled
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r, take on Baptist Miller had six and Straface reMarywood College. corded five. Muschett also led
defeated by Baptist the team in blocks with 25.
15-12, and l3-15, Rinehimer had 14 of the team's
ood, 1S-8, 12-15, 16 assists.
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In the Marywood contest,
Delaware Valley where the team scored seven aces.
14-16, 12-1S, 15-11, Muschett led with three, while
The Lady Colonels' Straface and Kravitz each had
ll8llds at 4-10.
two. Monahan chipped in one.
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Lady
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Straface added one.
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Thursday's
Delaware
Valley game, the Lady Colonels
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Kravitz,
Rinehimer, and Monahan all served three. Muschet and Straface
had two and one respect-ively.
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at GREEN BAY

isbur;.~~~~~s !l~~~~~~d
conversion kick failed so the
score was knotted at 4-4.
After a few possession exchanges, Wilkes-Barre successfully drove the ball deep into
Harrisburg territory. Andy Harris
scampered fifty meters downfield
and made a brilliant pass to Paul
Vasquez for the score.
The
Breakers regained the lead 8-4,
midway through the period.
The veteran Harrisburg club
would not give up. It used some
tough scrum play to keep
possession of the ball and Bucks
crossed the Wilkes-Barre try line
for his second score of the
afternoon. Derrick Levy hit the
conversion and Harrisburg took
the lead for good, 10-8.
The second half was filled

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Continued from page 15
The Colonels are home on
Friday against tough Moravian
Colleg~. Game time is scheduled
for 4:0l, p.m. Since this weekend is Homecoming, the soccer
. team will play its annual Alumni
game Saturday at. i0:30 r..m.

Next Week's Home
Events
Field Hockey Oct.12 at 3:30
omen's Soccer Oct. 13 at 4
ootball Oct. 15 at 1:30

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October 6, 1988

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The Stevens Show

!by Lee Morrell
Beacon Editor

§
I'm really starting
§off. One correct trivia

by Lisa Miller

by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor
A one-on-one confrontation boils sport down to its most.
basic, yet enthralling situation.
The stark difference between
winning and losing is evident. Results are naked, out in the open
for all spectators to see.
Craig Stevens was in the open many · times two Saturdays ago.
He left his fellow combatant watching the heels of spikes far in
front of him, eating dust.
In the 52-35 loss to Susquehanna on September 24 in
selinsgrove, Stevens set the single game individual receiving
yardage record with 230 yards on just eight receptions. The old
mark was 161 by Ed Mann against FDU-Madison in 1983.
Stevens blew by that number almost as easily as he did :;&gt;ast
the defender trying to stay with him. It was one of those special
individual performances displayed on a higher level which is rarely

seen.
"They [Susquehanna] were blitzing on almost every down and
the defensive back was playing inside of me, so it was easy for me
to re:ease off the line and get downfield in a hurry," said Stevens.
With the Colonels down 21-3 at intermission, The Stevens
Show, Act 1 began. Quarterback Sean Meagley found Stevens
striding the right sideline, a full three steps ahead of his pursuer.
Stevens gathered the spiral and was pushed out of bounds after
a·thletically attempting to keep his balance. The hookup was good
for 68 yards.
"I never should have looked back. That enabled him to catch
up to me," said Stevens.
The Colonels could manage
only a field goal, which put the
score at 21-6, Crusaders.
Act 2 began on the next
offensive set of downs.
Same
defender,
same
route.
The
differences?
This time, the play
resulted in an 81-yard touchdown,
Stevens beat his shadow by almost
ten yards, and he didn't look back.
Scoreboard: 21-14, Susquehanna.
A defensive secondary coach
worth his $3.49 clipboard would
proceed to double-cover Stevens after
watching him roast a cornerback on
successive plays.
Susquehanna's
Steve Briggs, however, probably
lacks some gray matter in the old
noggin.
'Nah,'
he probably
thought.
'Those plays were just
Craig Stevens
flukes_'
Photo by Lisa MIiier
The flukes continued to happen as Stevens made catches of
15, 19, 21 and 11 yards, even though the Colonels couldn't catch
the Crusaders in points. Before the two long gainers, he grabbed
two passes for 10 and 9 yards respectively. A 28.8 yard average
on each· catch, all made ag~nst single coverage.
Just flukes,
Steve.
"The}' stayed in single coverage because they were relying on
the blitz to get to the quarterback," said Stevens. "The offensive
line did a good job in picking it up, and I was able to get open
downfield."
Was Stevens aware of the record coming into the season? "I
wasn't aware of it," he said. "I just try to contribute to the team
as much as I can. Unfortunately, we lost, but hopefully in the
future we'll get some wins."
Stevens, a junior, caught only four passes for 40 yards last
season. Was Coach Bill Unsworth expecting big contributions
from him this year?
"Yes," · he said.
"Craig was hurt last year with strained
ligaments in his knee. He's a great athlete.
He can dunk a
basketball despite his size (5'9", 180)." Hear that, Coach Rainey?
Stevens, a native of Pottsville, PA and a graduate of
Pottsville High School, didn't have many record-setting afternoons
during his Crimson Tide playing days.

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men's soccer team one its first goal of the season. The team came
You can't always rely
very close to being canceled for the season because of a lack of
tovitz
and Aunt Pearl
players. Fortunately, several new players were able to come out
answer
the trivia qu ·
and help save the team.
continue to do this
The Lady Colonels showed a lot of courage and determination
as they traveled to Scranton last Thursday to play with only eight § terrible may happen.
Anyway, as you ca
players. On Saturday severai key players competed with injuries.
answered
last weeks'
As a whole the team seems to be coming together and, with a
correctly. If you wat
few new players, there should be a chance for substitutions. . Anyone still interested in playing is welcome to come to pracuce at § pies at all you should
§ one or both of the an
Ralston Field, Monday-Friday at 3:30.
The very fust
The next home game is next Thursday at 4:00 p.m. against §
Bloomsburg. Your enthusiasm and support will be greatly appre- fully complete the"
just done by Greg
ciated by the team and coaches.
Patricia McCormick,
**********
10m. platform bronze
This weekend is Homecoming, but I'm sure that's not news to
1952-56. theonly othl'l
anyone. Both the field hockey team and the men's. soccer team men faced the Soviets
will be competing in Alumni games Saturday mornmg at 11:00 basketballcompetition
a.m. The two teams will also see action on Friday afternoon. The Munich games. This
Lady Colonels' game is scheduled for 3:30 p.m. and the guys will down in history as di
start at 4:00 p.m.
troversial in Inte ·
The cross-country ~am. is also in actio~ w~th its first home The game ended three
meet of the season. Starting tune for that event 1s 11.30 a.m.
withtheU.S.aheadand
The footb~ll team will meet Upsala at 1:30 p.m. for the an- § Soviets on top. Best
nual Homecoming game.
§ wins,right? Wrong,the
Hope to see everybody out at the games.
Good Luck, § on the winning end w
Colonels; may your Homecoming Weeken? be a prosperous one.
when the buzzer went
While these four teams are competmg at home, both the wo- f me
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men's soccer team and the volleyball team will be on the road.
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"We didn't throw very much in high school, so we didn't have
continued hot hitting
many big plays like Wilkes did against Susquehanna," he said.
Jeffries. Thekidwenta
"But the Wilkes coaches had enough confidence to recruit me.
of hot pitching Orel
They knew I was a decent player.''
going, Greg.
According to his high school mentors, he was more than that.
In football, Mi~
"Craig was a pleasure to coach,"
said former Pottsville
footb&amp;il coach Rick Laubach. "He practiced hard and played hard.
Dame, UCLA, We st Vi
He runs good, precise routes. He's so disciplined. What he lacked
oth ers, remained un
in size, he made up for in effort. He's got decent speed, but he's
jor College play. In the
ranks, the Buffalo
shifty. He finds ways to get open.''
Former Pottsville receiver$' coach Kevin Keating agreed.
from the ranks of
"He's a very natural receiver, very fluid. Even though we ran
the veer, I knew he had great potential as a receiver. He's worked
so hard to better his skills. Every day in the summer, he's here at
continue their winning
the field catching balls, making himself a better player.''
new quarterback, Kell
(Keating is now the head football coach and Laubach is an
TV dinner" Stauffer.
assistant athletic director.)
With the playoffs
Since passes didn't come his way too often, what did
will venture into base
Unsworth see in Stevens? "I looked for what he did when he
wasn't catching the ball: blocking, kick returning, all facets of
Question #1- Who reat
the game. Like I said before, he's a great athlete," he said.
Iiams for the A.L.
Football most likely won't provide a career for Stevens, but
when Williams hitfora
he can say that for one late September afternoon, he was the best
average?
receiver to ever don a Wilkes jersey.
After his years at Wilkes, Stevens, a biology major, would
Ouestion#2-Whowas
like to go medical school. "If I can't ger in, I would like to teach
shortstop for the Boslll
biology and coach football," he said.
their drive to the 1967
In the future, he may be dissecting frogs. For the next two
football seasons, he will be dissecting defenses.
Do these sound
****
you
can
answer? If
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"yes"
than
send the
point favorites over the Giants on Monday nignt. They'll win by
our office in the SUB,
10.
call at ext. 2962.
I also wish to congratulate Craig Stevens on a job well done
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October 6, 1988
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by Ray Ott
Beacon Sports Writer

week was another

For the fourth consecutive
week they ran with a great deal
of determination and effort, only
to come up again on the short
end of the stick. For the fourth
week straight the Wilkes College
cross-country team went down to
defeat. This time at the hands of
Lycoming College.
For the second consecutive
week, Wilkes was led by John
Kline and Bill Cresko.
Kline
finished 4th overall with a time
of 30: 12. Kresko came in fifth,
finishing 24 seconds behind
Kline. Freshman Mike Fontinell
came in sixth with a time of
31:10.
Scott Mann took seventh, coming in at the 31:40
mark, while Doug Lane took
eighth with a time of 32: IO.

University of
Lady Royals de4-1. This was the
second Middle
game. This
Wilkes faced FDUmt in the se4rl0nd
game both
high for the
e sounded,
quick goal
minutes of
Wilkes ofaway at the
ds.
Kelly
come away

Tom DeVine finished the race in
11th place and Brent Trauger,
running in his first race of the
season since recovering from an
illness, came in 16th place.
The Colonels gave a valiant
effort but could not overtake
Lycoming on its home course,
three-fourths of which is hills.
Lycoming had the first three
finishers in the race which
gave them an automatic victory.
If the Colonels had had a runner
finish either first or second, they
would have won the race.
"Everyone ran as hard as
they could but we still need someone to come through for us and
finish first or second," said opum1st1c coach Tom McGuire.
"Even though we are not winning, we are making good progress."

med to be
lonels' way,
truck.
The
two quick The Lady Colonels in action against FDU-Madison game.
Photo by Lisa MIiier
its. At the
-1, Scranton could not get one in. Susan Barr p.m. against Moravian.
Saturand Catherine Beaman both gave day, the team competes in an
The Lady Colonels basket- soccer players to have scored
the FDU goalie trouble, but could Alumni game during the Homeball team has played only a goal in the history of the
not score. The defense, which coming festivities. Game time is
four overtime games in sport at Wilkes.
involved
Susan Weisgarber, set for 11:00 a.m.
hiS tory.
Mark Habeeb was named to
dison match, Charlene Frail, Toni McCormick,--------------+the ECAC honor role for his
scored first, Michele Leathry, Dawn Smith,
Kelley Cota and Dawn two interception- perforit
Martina Alisa Geller and the goalie
Good Luck Colonels
Hosler are the only women's mance last Saturday against
ball to Kelly Donna Cressman did a wonderful l - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1 ._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _M_o_r_a_v-.:ia""'nc:.:.__________,
oked it past job of stopping FDU's offense.
Neither team could score, so the
game went into overtime. The
goal
came
in
the
second
overtime period by FDU. The
final score stood at 2-1, FDU.
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Lady Colonels is Friday at 3:30

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Lycoming, pumped up for victory. Wilkes came out flying.
Tom Horbacz scored as he used
his speed on a breakaway. The
Colonels continued the pressure
but went into the intermission
with only a one goal lead. An
inspired talk by head coach Phil
Wingert got the Colonels going
again. Steve Maloney scored off
a Mike Lenczyki cross to up the
Colonels
lead
to
two.
Lenczyki continued his
scoring streak to five games.
John Meyers scored the last goal
of the game as he recorded his
first goal of the season off a
cross from Horbacz. Meyers
skyed to pump a header past the
Lycoming keeper.
Lycoming scored two late
goals, one off of another penalty shot.
The Colonels were
able .to hold, on 3-2 and keep the
unbeaten streak alive at five
'"'ames.

See Booters page 13

by Suzanne Payne
Beacon Sports Writer
Lisa Miller ·
Beacon Sports Editor
The Wilkes women's soccer
team scored its first goal of the
season on Saturday, October I.
Despite this, the team lost 6-1.
The goal came 28 minutes
into the second half of the match
and was scored by Dawn Hosler.
It resulted from a direct kick
given to Wilkes because of a
tripping penalty against Drew in
front of the net.
Many shots on goal were
taken by Wilkes.
"Everybody
did a good job for the team,"
said coach Kathy Miller.
Out-standing
performances
were turn-ed
in ' by Paula
Schoenwetter and Hosler.
"Gail (Wilpiczeski) did a
good job for not really having
played much before," Miller said.
The team, although shortPaula Schoenwetter brings the ball down field in Saturday's game.
Photo by LI• MIiier
handed, traveled to Scranton last
Thursday, to take on the Lady jeopardy because of lack of playColonels' next home game is
Royals of the University of ers but several new players have Thursday, October 13, against
Scranton.
Because of injuries responded to save the program.
Bloomsburg. Game time is set
and lack of players, the game
The team is on the road for 4:00 p.m.
was shortened in the se C'1d half.
Homecoming Weekend, on SatThe team's ;;un, 1
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Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol.XU

18766

No.4

olone o
the .Week

Road woes continue

Offense sputters, Colonels
swamped by Moravian, 44
offense helped Moravian by its
inability to move the ball."
Quarterback Sean Meagley,
playing with bruised rib cartiMaybe they need a catchy
lage, suffered through an 8-29,
nickname.
Perhaps all that's
56 yard, four interception perholding baclc the Wilkes footformance. The rushing attack (or
ball team is the lack of a gimlack ot) contributed only 53
mick, a moniker.
Any ideas?
yards on 26 attempts.
Let's
see... "The
Road
The Greyhounds drove 48
Warriors?" ...Nah.
The Colonels (1-3, 1-2 in
yards in five plays for a
touchdown and a 10-0 second
the MAC) dropped their third
quarter lead.
Quarterback Rob
consecutive
road
game
last
Light (5-13, 46 yards, two interSaturday, losing to Moravian, 44ceptions, one touchdown) ran 12
6.
"It's just a case where we've
yards for the score. He tallied
70 yards rushing on just seven
played three of our first four
carries, finding an open freeway
games on the road against very
on the outside.
good football teams," said Head
What defensive breakdown
Coach
Bill
Unsworth.
allowed it? "Our ends are sup"Moravian beat us physically,
posed to rush with outside conman-for-man. When you're playtainment,"
said Unsworth.
ing a team that's physically
"They were hooked inside and
better than you, you're usually
Light was able to run around the
going to lose."
It was kind of a "good newscomer."
The Greyhounds blocked a
bad news" start for the Colonels
against the Greyhounds.
After Phil Voss punt deep in Colonels'
the Wilkes offense was unable to territory, and needed one play to
gain a first down, Colonels' free
hit paydirt, a 12-yard pass from
safety Mark Habeeb intercepted Light to running back Rick
his fourth pass of the year. (He Krouse. The score made it 17-0,
would later get his fifth.) That Moravian.
"They were getting outside
was the good news. the bad was
the fact that the interception pressure on our punts up to that
occurred at the Wilkes one yardtime,"
said Unsworth.
"We
line, pinning the Colonels deep made some blocking adjustments
in their own territory, a conto help our outside people, and
dition which never seemed to on that punt, they came with an
inside rush."
change.
In danger of being out of
"Mark made a super play,"
the game by the half, the
said Unsworth, "but with firstand-ten at your own one, there's Colonels mounted a drive in the
not much you can do."
second quarter's closing minutes.
The entire first quarter was It stalled, however, and faced
played in Wilkes' territory, but with
a fourth-and-long,
the
Moravian was able · to put only Colonels worked a fake punt to
three points on the board, _perfection. Meagley went deep
thanks to a stubborn Colonels' in the backfield as if to kick, but
defense which was without stand- instead hit wide receiver Craig
out
linebacker
Joe
Daches Stevens over the middle for a
because of disciplinary reasons.
first down.
Moravian's
Tim
Cunniff
"Sean went back in the
kicked a 25-yard field goal, but - shotgun, and he was to read
later in the quarter missed a 36- whether they were playing it as a
yarder.
Wilkes' defensive line- punt or a pass," said Unsworth.
man Keith Maiorano recovered a "They played the punt, so he
Greyhound
fumble
to
snuff checked off and threw it."
another drive.
What could
The success was short-lived,
have easily been a deficit of 21
however, as Moravian's Dave
stood instead at three.
Seier pick~ off a cross-field
"The defense did a great job
Meagley pass at the sideline and
early," said Unsworth, "but our

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Beacon Assistant Sports Editor

returned it 65 yards
and a 24-0 Grey
Game, set and match.
"We called the
cause we wanted to
down,"
said Uns
throw was pretty goo!
Stevens came back
the way he's supposed
[Seier] made a great
thought he would
deep speed more than~
Were any adju
at halftime? "We
they were doing
They weren't talcing
thing by scheme.
got something g
sively, we would Int
players were shaken
because they were g
up," said Unsworth.
The Greyhounds
second half kickoff
and drove the rem · ·
in 11 plays, scoring
yard plunge by
Second-string q
Pullano hit Dave
4O-yard scoring strike,
one of John Patri
interceptions.
The Colonels
board in the fourth
43-yard touchdown
Tom Musto (5-10, 86
interceptions, one
wingback PJ. Sollau.o.
"P.J. told us
was covering him
middle, so we looked
it was there," said U
The Greyhounds
yard run by Mike
plete the scoring.
butts kicked,"
Unsworth. "There
mad~ in defensive
that you don't
who've played two or
to make."
Is Moravian (4-0)
of the MAC? "Th
MAC team we've pla
said Unsworth.
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don't do anything
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                    <text>,tember 15,

No.2

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arred battle.

WILKES
COLLEGE

Wilkes-Barre, PA

18766

.•. Serving Wilkes College since 1947

Defensively.
~e breakdowns
fter producing
4 sacks

Tutwiler receives
fellowship

1e inability to
1hich led to
uge chunks of
acker Joe
efenders with 11
What
e drawn fr
People are
)Ok at them
,etter footbal
better athl
hown.'
1ave been
hings for gran
mow that they
le able
to
lJnsworth.
Albright in the
Atlantic Conti
Saturday at 1:30
Field.
Free-safety
Mark Habeeb w
Colonels can
"Work a little
lice," he said
what else to tell
It was that
the Colonels.

hope
include senior
Lane, junior
sophomore
McGuire has
Lhrce promising
Cresko, Mike
Scou Mann.
The

September 22, 1988

reiseth speaks with parents and students on Parents' Day.

kes welcomes parents
y, September 17,
e welcomed the parent body. Though it
dily, approximately one
IS and students attion, intended as "a
ity for interaction of
inistration with par.bed by Dr. ChristoWilkes College Presisaid that this event is
of sharing between our
· ies and the Wilkes

) where those in attenlO various speakers.
roh, Dean of Student
die opening remarks.
by President Brespoke with pride of
ning at the college

including the new dorms and the
possibility of Wilkes' becoming a
university.
After the welcoming oraLions,
President Breiseth and Dean Lampe
conversed with parents during a reception. Breiseth said, "Parents pick
up the extraordinary good feeling on
campus. They know their kids made
a good choice. You can see the pride
in the sports, the Beacon, and in the
clubs. Even outside viewers see the
same thing."
Dolores Rollman, moLhcr of
freshman Sharon Rollman, felt that
the school was "just a wonderful
place, but I can't afford her phone
calls."
Upon leaving the CPA, the
parents travelled Lo the picnic and
sporting events at Raison Field.
Many people had to wait in line for
food during a rainstorm, but guests
were protected by tents erected especially for the occasion.
Basically everyone was posi-

tive about the predicament. Henry
Mabb, father of freshman Mark
Mabb, said, "It was disorganized
because of the weather siLuation, but
with the tents everything seemed
fine. I think they did a good job."
"Under the tents makes it
cozy," Carla Alfano, freshman, remarked. "It's a cozy family selling."
"We were sorry about the
weather, but everyone was patient,"
said Paul Adams, Associate Dean for
Student Affairs. "We appreciate
that" Dean Lampe also commented
that "It has been very successful
under the worst conditions. Parents
took it in good nature."
All through the day parents,
students, and members of the College family were treated to different
sporting events. Football, soccer,
field hockey, and rowing trials were
watched by very enthusiastic audiences.

See Wilkes page 3

Dr. Richard N. Tutwiler, assistant professor of sociology and
anthropology at Wilkes College, will
be working as a visiting scientist at
the International Center for Agricultural Research in the Dry Areas
(!CARDA), one of only 13 international research centers established by
the United Nations in the 1970's.
The two-year Social Science Fellowship in Agriculture was awarded by
the Rockefeller Foundation.
Specifically, Tutwiler will be
part of a multi-disciplinary team
which will research better methods
of farming in dry areas such as Syria,
Morocco, Algeria, and Tunisia.
"We will be addressing development problems through better
production for small farmers in these
countries. In most of these areas,
90% of the farming is done by one
household unit with the average farm
consisting of 25 acres. Our research
is designed to help these farmers get
more for their efforts," said Tutwiler.

The team will work to identify
·constraints on increasing productivity and income faced by small farmers in the Middle East and North
Africa. The team's various methods
will include improving seed varieties
through plant breeding and increasing soil fertility.
"This is a very exciting project. I have been involved with agriculture for some time, but never as a
member of this kind of an international team. In the past I have worked
mostly in planning and design rather
than implementation," Tutwiler said.
The Rockefeller Fellowships
in Agriculture are part of a competitive program which offers opportunities for young North American social
scientists to conduct collaborative
research in agriculture or population
studies at foreign institutions. The
program provides for the appointment of ten fellowships each year at
the international agricultural institutes based in developing countries.

Campaign nears
goal
A 35 day period in which the
Wilkes College Capital Campaign,
WILKES
TOMORROW, raised
over $432,000 has brought their
overall total to more than $12 million. This signifies that more than
two-thirds of the campaign's goal
has been reached. WILKES TOMORROW is a five year plan which
concludes in 1990 and has a goal of
$18 million.
According to Thomas B.
Hadzor, Executive Director of Development at Wilkes, the campaign
is now beginning its regional phase
and entering, that phase·,with two- ,

thirds of the goal already raised is a
good sign.
"The response we received in
August is very encouraging as we
enter the Regional Campaign phase
of WILKES TOMORROW. This
support is an indication that the
strong enthusiasm our volunteers
and supporters had at the beginning
of the campaign is as strong as ever,"
said Hadzor.
The funds will be used for
capital purposes such as financing
the new Sports and Conference Cen-

See Campaign page 4

�PAGETWO

Editorial

. And, it looks
.good on
your
,,,
resume
• •

Is Student Government the powerful student organization it
should be, or is it just a breeding ground for resume-filler
hungry big shots? This is the question that has been bothering
me for quite some time now. In Il1Y two-plus years on this
campus, Student Govemment--with the exception of a handful
of hardworking souls--has been the latter. These hard workers
carry the load for what seems to be an invisible student
leadership organization.
This heightening feeling of abandonment was raised to a
new level because of an incident that probably happened to
more than one person on this campus last week. In th.e very
near future we will have elections for Student Government
vacancies. The criterion for attaining a post involves the task
of obtaining a specific number of signatures from classmates.
This task has the tendency to get obnoxious.
As I was walking across campus with a friend we were
approached by a well dressed student and a friend who asked
me if! was a senior. I replied "no" but my friend indicated that
she was. He immedi ately went into his ''I'm-running-for-SGoffice-and-will-you-sign-my-sheet" spiel with accompanying
polished smile. While my friend was signing--who could turn
down that polished smile--! innocently asked him what his
platform was: "What are you going to do for your class," I
asked.
After seeing his polished smile darken, he stared at the
ground with a dumbfounded look on his face for a few
seconds. After this momentary pause, he once again flashed
that winning smile and replied "More than the person who has
the job now!" He laughed and congratulated himself for his
. wit (the job he is seeking is vacant). His friend, who had up
until now remained silent, followed this up with "who the ---- ·
cares, anyhow?"
Believe it or not, I do. And you should too. These are
students we elect to represent us and get something done for
the school and for our class. Elections will be held in the very
near future to choose the best candidate, I hope you will.
With the prevailing attitude, .who knows what work will
get done and whose resumes will look good. I hope this is a
trend that changes in the future. We deserve better.

1lll

I Letters

Thanks and good luck
Dear Editor:
Upon entering "the great rat
race," I pause to wish my friends
from Wilkes College the best of luck
in their classes, careers and lives.
Thank you for being there when I
needed a pal., I will miss you a lot!
Though The Beacon has had
moments of conflict and controversy, it continues to grow each
year with the College. I believe that
most hard news stories have been
kept as unbiased as possible within

ong, w
omen's
Ethics".
ring mo

One man's view ...

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Evening shot of Bourbo

at4p.m i
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Dr. Tm

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by Tony Veatch
Beacon Columnist

On a dark and stormy summer
night I departed my palacial Pickering abode with my trustworthy
houseboy Thad and dove into the
sickly depths of the ashpalt jungle.
While my manservant suggested we
hangout at the Wilkes College
nurse's office and proposition any
girl purchasing an unusual amount of
condoms, I decided to persue female
companion.ship in a more civilized
manner. Hence, we headed for the
Bourbon Street Lounge.
The lounge rested between an
inscence scented opium den and the
local chapter of the Kiwanis Club.
Elated citizens commuted hazily
between one establishment and the
other. After some minutes of deliberation, we decided on the Lounge.
As I entered, my body reverberated
I
.
to the stimulating tunes of Slim
Whitman eminating from .the jukeI ..
box. Thad, my houseboy and lint
·- - - - - - - - - -- - - - - = - - - - - - - - - - - - - • b r u s h e r , hastily found us a table in the
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comer.. It was at that point that I was
able to get a look at this squalid
VOL. XLI No. 3 September 22, 1988
comer of the Wilkes-Bare underEditor-in-chief. ... ..................................... ............ Lee Scott Morrell
world.
News Editor .... ...... ................................................. Barbara Jamelli
While Thad circulated around
Feature Editors ........................................................ Wendi Harvey
the spacious floor, I focused on the
.................................................. John T . Gordon
stage.
As the strobe lights
Sports Editor. .. ........................ ... ................................. Lisa Miller
fragmented the images entering my
Assistant Sports Editor ... .. ......................... ... .................... Jim Clark
stimulated brain, I saw the two house
Photography Editor. ............ ..................................... Donna Yedlock
dancers,
women of an age no more
Copy Editors ....................... .. .........................Wendy Rosencrance
than
sixteen,
sporting enormous
· ............... , ................ .. ...................... Eddie Lupico
breasts and tattoos of their favorite
Advertising Manager ............................................... Kathy L. Harris
country singers on their thighs. After
Business and Distribution Manager .... ........................... .. .Tom Obrzut
persistant begging, they helped an
Staff Writer ............ ... ................................................... B. Bovine
Adviser ................... .. ... .................... ..................... Mr. Tom Bigler
already unclothed senior citizen up
Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Kim Evans, Dave Serino, Oscar on to the stage, and commenced a
ritual of mummifying him in floral
B. Smith, Craig Cooper, Cheryl Sou, Andrew Morrell, Andy Renner, Ray
Ott, Michele Broton, Tony Veatch, Suzanne Payne
print tissue paper. He whistled his
favorite tune while his wife took low
Contributing Photographers: Ian Taggart, Lisa Miller and Wendi
angle shots with an instant camera.
Harvey
Published Thursdays during the fall and spring semesters excepting Though vaguely interested, I turned
scheduled breaks, finals weeks and vacation periods. All views expressed my attention to the audience.
are those of the individual writer and not of the publication or the
Just as I noticed two large men
College. Names may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters
way up front, the waitress made her
to the editor must bc"signed to insure validity. The paper is printed each
way to my table. She was a tall,
week by the Pittston Dispatch, Pittston, PA.

newspaper you are now
Information, opinions,
ideas, and feelings all may
pressed in print to the very
with whom you are in
admiration. By exposing
viewpoints to the campus•
alumni, administration, fac
and especially students can
communication lines open
to solve problems before
come too large to handle.
in the upcoming year!

the limits of deadlines and the meager staff (of last year) and that they
will continue to be current and reasonably accurate.
I wish the best of luck to the
presentBeacon staff and, as an alumnus, I encourage all students to contribute stories and information to The
Beacon to make your school
newspaper the best that it can be.
As one can plainly see from
the past issue(s), the news section is
hurting for gutsy and ambitious writers. A simple letter to the Editor,
creative story, or sports exclusive
can greatly enhance the quality of the

She was sufficiently occ ·
Thad though, who was
wildly in her grips.
Finally, I could con
the two men in the front
a pair of blubbery sumo
bowing delicately at the
almost totally encased in .
stage. They were obviou~ly
their table was full of empty
glasses and their soiled !oil
were pulled high above their
They chanted name brands
tronic goods in high, squ
while jovially munching on
crackers. They had not ye~
local vernacular, been hit
After a few wate
drinks and dramatically u
fol approaches on available
I implored the foggy eyed
the Orange Hornet, a st
vintage Volkswagen m
which has seen combat in
and pick me up in the alley.
On the arm of his 0rien
he sauntered into the
while I used the restroom. In
bathroom, I found an !tar
type sporting a name tag
word Chris on it. He was
uncomfortably on top of a

slinky woman clad in crotchless
designer jeans and a tube top in the
precise shade of passion fruit. I was
enchanted as the words poetically
streamed from her cracked friction
burnt lips. "What'II it be, Mac?", she
asked, staring spellbound into my
dilated pupils. I had nothing to lose
so I tried out my best line.
"Hi, I'm Tony."
She stepped back in repulsion
and cried out, "Don't get fresh with
me, you septic scum merchant from
hell." She released an ear shattering
howl and hurried into the back room.
Well, you win some you lose some.
As I turned my focus on the two
large men in thefront,InoticedThad, ·
my houseboy and handyman. He was
calmly sitting on the lap of a sweaty,
overweight woman at the bar, holding a fruity, whipped drink in one
hand and a portion of her thigh in the
other. Her smile was familiar,
though, and I dug her face out of my
hazy memory. She was at the party at
Weiss Hall last week. A Chinese
lady of the night who would do
unimaginable things with an eggroll
for a paltry sum of money. Remembering how I scarred her for life with
a bottle of pungent soy sauce at that
party, I decided to keep my distance.

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September 22, 1988

men's Caucus Mac
nsors speaker shortage
expected
soon

Wilkes College Faculty
Caucus, a new group of
women faculty n'lembers,
ed a guest lecturer as its
event. The lecturer, Dr.
Tong, will speak on the
"Women's Issues and ReElhics". The event is
bring more awareness of
mucs as well as the caucus
isto be held on Thursday,
,at4p.m in the Center for
Arts. An informal discusDr. Tong addressing
· ucswillbeheldimmedilhe lecture, from 2-3
lhe Annette Evans Alumni
Areception after the lecture
yplanned.
.Tong is the Chairperson of
phy Department at Wilge in Massachusetts and
much of her time to
studies, including the topic
for the Wilkes lecture. She
ed several books and arwomen 's issues, including
that are forthcoming:

· ntoContemporaryFemi111 and Reproductive and
Technology . and Women,
llrtLaw, which was used as
text for a Women and the
iaught here in the spring

from page l
ms took their families
the school. Parents were
the dorms, take a stroll

of 1987.
She has also done extensive
lecturing on such topics as reproductive and genetic technologies , sex
discrimination, and pornography.
Dr. Tong was also one of few speakers chosen each year by the Smithsonian Instititute to participate in a
series of lectures on significant public policy issues. Her lecture was on
women, pornography, and the law.
The Faculty Women's Caucus discusses and addresses any issues of common concern.
Its
constitution has recently been approved by the College. Among the
organization's priorities are to examine Wilkes' recruiting/hiring/tenure/
promotion practices in order ~o co~rect inequities when they are 1dentIfied, to examine the extent of women
in leadership positions to facilitate
more women in policy-making positions in faculty and administrative
groups, and to cultivate an advocate
within the administration for
. women's issues on campus.
The caucus has also agreed to
advise a new student women's
group. Intended is a "two-way flow
of communication, "as described by
JaneElmes-Crahall, secretary for the
organization. For example, the faculty members would inform the students of new courses relating to
women's issues or other topics of
special interest to them.

Evening
Continued from page 2

stained urinal, and rushed out as soon
as he spotted me. On the wall I saw
pus, eat in the cafeteria, the words, LADIES-FOR A GOOD
1-&gt;oks in the library, or walk · TIME, CALL: and there was a blank
pus and see the city of space. I left the disgusting place in
haste.
general mood of the facstudents seemed to be a
In the end, I guess it is easy to
success. Freshman Will meet a girl at a party, get drunk, and
said, "Today was a good go for a quick roll in the hay afterbecause you see your wards. What about those of us who
lllrl you get to meet your are looking for a meaningful relaparrnts."
tionship with an intelligent woman?
Lampe gave an overall Where can we go? Need we go anywhat Parents' Day was all where? In the end, it may get to the
, hope parents had a good point where I will have to inscribe my
will take Wilkes' message telephone nuinber on the wall of the
munity."
Bourbon Street Lounge.

!! ATIENTION !!
1987 Yearbooks are (finally) in!
They will be distributed through the ~.A.'S
to all of this year's juniors and semors

******

Juniors or seniors commuting or living in
apartments can come to the
Amnicola office (3rd floor SUB)
Any Tuesday or Thursday. between
1,1 :00a.m.-1 :00p.m.
to pick up their '87 Yearbook

******

'87 and '88 graduates will have their books
mailed to them

Program
announced

"The price of a higher education just got lower," read the banners
hanging in the Mac Lab. Dr.Joseph
Bellucci, Director of the Regional
Computer Resource Center, of
which the Mac Lab is a part, wants to
informstudentsandfacultythatthere
will be a shortage of Macintoshes
this Christmas. This is due in part to
the great demand for the computer,
especially by college and university
students who are able to buy Macs at
special, loweruniversity prices.
"We advise the students to
buy their Macs before October l,"
Bellucci told The Beacon.
Prices of the popular Macintosh computers and accessories will
be going up on October 15, another
reason for ordering early.
For information about the
Mac or the purchase of one, see Barbara Jamelli or Anne Kilyanek,
Apple Student Consultants in the
Mac Lab (extension 4679), or Dr.
Bellucci in the Education Depart-

Residents of the Common- Fortinsky Hall, extension 4702.
wealth of Pennsylvania who have or Closing date for completed applicawill earn a Master's degree in Busi- tions is Friday, November 18, 1988.
ness Administration , Public Adm inistration, Government Administration, or a comparable field between
July 3, 1988 and September 1, 1989
interested in a career in state government at the managerial level are
encouraged to make application for
Ea Ch ye a r the W i I ke S
the Pennsylvania Management InCO II e ge
tern Program.
Polish Room
Thisone-yeartrainingexperiCommittee awards a
ence places interns in entry-level
positions in various state offices and scholarship in honor Of
selected agencies during the period
Dr. and Mr S •
July 1, 1989 to June 30, 1990; the
Joseph Kocyan. To
program stresses career develop- qualify, students must
ment through such techniques as
be of Polish descent,
rotational assignments, discussion
groups. and training seminars. Upon
be enrolled full-time
successful completion of the proand must have maingram, internsareeligibleforpromo- tained a superior acation to a permanent assignment in a
demic cumulative avstate office or agency.
d t
All interns start at a salary of erage. lntereste S U·
$22,4 16 regardless of prior experidents should contact
ence plus benefits including health
the Financial Aid Ofinsurance, dental and vision plan,
fice Sturdevant Hall.
prescription plan, life insurance, and 1
holiday, vacation, and sick leave.
!"'
Applicationformsandfurther
@ml o~ ~ qJ V
. :;
informationcanbeobtainedfromthe
local liason, Richard Raspen, School
@@~~~fff ,.

ment (extension 4670).

of Business and E.S?..~.!?.T..~£.t,......................................................................,

Scholarship
Available

by Barbara J amelli

Beacon News Editor

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Mail Room opens
by Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Editor

to the new mailroom and system.
Students receiving package slips
need only to walk a few steps to the
Students now have access to mail room counter to pick up their
their own personal mailboxes, in- parcel, as opposed to walking to the
stalled in the basement of Church old bookstore across the campus.
Hall as a part of the new bookstore. Students and other members of the
This is seen as an improvement over Wilkes College community can also
the previous system, where one per- buy stamps and mail letters and packson was responsible for several ages (including paying the correct
people's mail. Each person is re- postage for them).
sponsible for his or her own mail, and
The new mail system seems to
is not subjected to the inconsistencies be working out well since it began
of the person who formerly would operation on Tuesday, according to
have delivered it.
bookstore employees. Future plans
The new mail room is cen-. include private mailboxes for comtrally located and features a box for muter students.
each dormitory student. The boxes
Hours for the mailroom arc:
arc private (each with a unique com- Monday through Thursday, 10:30
bination) and are grouped by dorm. a.m. to 6:30 p.m.; Friday, 10:30 a.m.
Students may receive intcrcampus to 4:30 p.m.; and Saturday, 10:00
mail as well as non-campus mail.
a.m. to 12:00 p.m.
There are several advantages

1campai gn

Continued from page 1
ter (SCC) as well as increasing en"The genemsity of all these
dowments for scholarships and fac- corporations and individuals supulty compensation and development. porting Wilkes College and higher
Current operations will also be fi- education in the Wyoming Valley is
nanced with the $18 million, includ- a sign of,the commitment the people
ing building maintenance, the pur- in this area have made toward
chase of new equipment, and the strengthening quality education,"
collection of new research material. said Dr. Christopher Breiseth, PresiThe_SCC, located on South dent of Wilkes.
Franklin Street, is currently ahead of
The Regional Campaigns,
schedule and should be completed by headed by National Chairperson
December. The $5.5 million struc- Beverly B. Hiscox ('58), is an outture will be a three story, 75,000 reach to approximately 25 cities
square foot building containing the throughout the nation. Hiscox wi
gymnasium, conference rooms, and be the liason through which cit
health facilities.
chairpersons will report on their cf
Both corporate and individual _ forts to contact alumni in those cities
contributors helped put Wilkes over which include Boston, Chicago, Lo
the $12 million mark with their gifts Angeles, New York, Philadelphia
in August. Among them were: John Washington, and Baltimore.
Ellis, M.D. ('70), $15,000 toward the
Eugene Roth ('57), Nation
SCC; Joseph Pool of Pool, Siegel, Chairman of the WILKES TOMOR
and Associates Insurance, $ 15,000 ROW Campaign, said," At this point
toward endowment and Weckesser the Regional Alumni Phase of th
Hall maintenance; Daniel Kopcn, Cam paign is in the early stages. Th
M.D. ('70), Wilkes Board member, opportunity to give something t
and his wife Kathy $35,000 toward Wilkes College, in return for all it ha
the SCC, sc holarships, and a done for us, is here. Our time h
Physician's Chair; and Mr. and Mrs. come and the time is now. Of course,
Abram Nesbitt, III $50,000 to.ward a we'll reach the goal of $18 million.
And I believe we can surpass it."
room in the SCC.

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How did

guy like me
verge of gra&lt;
I become?
what!
I I
· ed into a C
Oh, no. Not
Opper! Here
led with I
y with tom

s sneakers.
early garb

e Garbage,
on the sl
From left to right, seated: Steve Morris, Laura View; standing: Lori Becker,
Jill Sowa, Bob Orlando, and Scott Zolner.

Circle K receives Single Service Award
The Wilkes College Circle K
Club was recently honored with a
national award for their service to the
community through their haunted
house, called "A Nightmare on Main
Street," which was held last October
and raised $2,765 for the American
Cancer Society. The amount exceeded by more than 50% the most
ever collected by the annual event
and tripled the 1986 total.
The club received a National
Honorable Mention in the Single
Service Award category, which is
given to the Circle K Club that
"through dedication and unselfish
efforts has produced the best single
project or service during the year."
The projects are judged on need for

the event, quality of planning involved, total service hours employed, and the project's merit to the
campus and/or the community.
The club began planning for
the event in May of 1987, and by the
time the event had passed, 3,297.5
total service hours had been spent on
theproject,anaverageof113.7hours
per member. Over 1,500 visitors
passed through the haunted house,
which was located in the Calvary
House of the Holy Cross Episcopal
Church in Wilkes-Barre.
The students' enthusiasm
spread to the rest of Wilkes' campus
and to the community. They contacted five television stations, more
than 20 radio stations which gave

away free tickets, and nume
regional and local newspapers,
also asked other college clubs
local high school Key Clubs for
unteers to help work at the hau
house, and solicited businesses
supplies needed to build it.
"Successisbomoutofp
planning and hard work.
memberofthe Wilkes ColJegeC
K Club did just that. They pla
well and worked hard because
knew the fruits of their labor w
help save lives. Any attempt to
another only makes us better,"
LeoGeskey,PastintetnationalV'
President of Circle K Intemati
and a Wilkes College alumnus.

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PAGEFIVE

rent Pers ective

me before I shop again!
How did this happen to a

guy like me? Here I am, on
.uge of graduating, and what
I become? What?! I'll tell
I have been transinto a Consumer.
Oh, no. Not that. Not a, not
r! Here l""was, perfectly
red with poverty, perfect! y
with tom jeans and last
sneakers.
My furniture
early garbage. Greenwich
Garbage, to be sure, but
on the street, next to a
nonetheless.
I didn't have a piece of furyou could call unrumpled.
't own one little chair that

nick standing out in the most
prominent place. I was proud of
that. I loved the tears and rips
of poverty.
It was noble, it
showed my disdain for our false
economy. I, no matter what anybody else might say about me,
was a hippie! I was a card-carrying member of the working
class, a starving studen~ with an
orange crate for a coffee table
and a lamp with a shade that
could never sit up straight.
Oh, it started slowly.
First
they send me a "Dear Student" letter offering me a Mobile credit
card.
Sure, what's a little gas
from time to time. Next, more
credit cards started amvmg.
I
had to test them out, didn't I?
Oh, just a dinner here and a birthday gift there.
Little things.

Pretty soon I was on to the harder stuff, charging up "Cash" to
the limit.
Buying the bar a
round and putting it all on plastic.
Then it started happening. I
couldn't pass up a sale. I bought
a gold chain because Boscov was
throwing in a second chain free.
How could I resist? And I don't
even like gold chains. Wouldn't
be caught dead wearing one. Pillowcases, a frying pan, a red umbrella. Little things. But don't
kid yourself.
This little stuff
just leads to the big stuff. Why,
oh why couldn't I have listened
to Nancy Reagan and just said

"No!"
And now, this.
This White
Elephant the size of New Jersey
that they call, for lack of a bet-

ter name, a Chesterfield. A sofa
that could hold all the members
of the D.A.R. Do I need this?
Couldn't I just meander through
the warehouse, regardless of the
"Giant Sale" signs that drew me
in? Couldn't I look at this Titanic Divan and say "Oh, that's
real nice," and "Oh, the price is
just right, but thanks, no, really,
I think I'll just leave my money
in the bank where it will generate interest."
•
The answer, quite simply,
this last rainy Saturday, was an
unqualified "Gimme!" I had to
have this foolish couch.
And
now what will I do with it?
Attatch a sail to it and enter a regatta? Lend it to the drama department if they ever do a production of Moby Dick? Heck, my

couch wouldn't even fit on the
stage.
The armrests would be
hanging out in the wings.
Now what am I going to do
with a couch that measures almost 3 inches short of the
longest wall in my apartment?
Rent it out to students? Hold
Manuscript
meetings on it
where we can all snuggle into a
comer?! Our toes wouldn't even
touch!
' You see what college does to
you. It makes you greedy. You
spend so many years hungry,
sloppily dressed and jealous.
You see these fat cats go gliding
by in their Camaros and you
think, "Just wait till I get my degree!" And then, in your senior

See Shop again page 12

Let's Rock
and Roll

ckets, and n
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her college clu
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o work at the
licited busin
Ki to build it

by Tom Obrzut
Beacon Staff Writer

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This week our continuing countdown of the top 1000 classical rock
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964. La Bamba/Richie Valens
963. In Too Deep/Genesis
962. The Wanderer/Dion
961. Mony Mony/Tommy James &amp; The Shondells
960. P.S. I Love You/Beatles
959. When Will I Be Loved/Linda Ronstadt
958. Woman/John Lennon
957. Jailhouse Rock/Elvis Presley
956. Working For A Living/Huey Lewis &amp; The News
955. Honesty/Billy Joel
954. Come And Get It/Badfinger
953. Woman In Love/Tom .P etty &amp;The Heartbreakers
952. Rhythm Of Love/Yes
951. Somebody/Bryan Adams
950. People Get Ready/Jeff Beck (with Rod Stewart)
949. Mama Told Me (Not To Come)/Three Dog Night
948. Twilight Zone/Golden Earring
947. Out In The Street/Bruce Springsteen
946. I Need A Lover/John Cougar
945. Blueberry Hill/Fats Domino
944. Slip Kid/Who
943. I Didn't Mean To Tum You On/Robert Palmer
942. Listen To Her Heart/Tom Petty &amp; The Heartbreakers
941. You Keep Me Hangin' On/The Supremes
940. Something In The Air/Thunderclap Newman
939. All The Way From Memphis/Mott The Hoople
938. Green-Eyed Lady/Sugarloaf
937. Do Ya/Electric Light Orchestra
936. Jesus Is Just Alright/Doobie Brothers
935. Do It Again/Kinks
934. Get Ready/Temptations
933. Little Bit O' Soul/Music Explosion
932. Hazy Shade Of Winter/Simon &amp; Garfunkel
931. Every Breath You Take/Police
930. Break On Through/Doors
929: I Am A Rock/Simon &amp; Garfunkel
Notes: Sting and company chart for the second time with their most
successful song, "Every Breath You Take," at number 931. That song was
number one for eight weeks during 1983. "Break On Through" by the
Doors, at number 930, is being done in concert by Robert Plant on his
Non Stop Go Tour of the United States.

�PAGE SIX

September 22, 1988

Programming Board Review

Catch the electric jazz of Digital
Dolphins
by Andrew Morrell
Beacon Feature Writer
You could call it new electric jazz but that only describes
it. You could listen to it and decide that its refreshing new electric jazz. That's good, but. . .
something's missing.
Now--you
could see it and know that this is
exciting, fresh new electric jazz.
Then you'll know what to call
this music that's got you on the
edge of your seat. The Digital
Dolphins will do this to you on
Tuesday night September 27 at 8
p.m. in the CPA. Admission is
free.
The
Digital
Dolphins,
from
Woodstock
N .Y.,
arc
Vinnie Martuccie on keyboards,
Mike DcMicco on guitar, Rob
Leon on bass, and Danny
Brubeck on dru ms. These names
sit on paper like J.F.K. was only
a president.
Danny Brubeck comes
from one of the royal families of
jazz. Daddy Dave was and still
is one of the top jazz pianists in
the world. Danny is one of the
most creative and driving drummers in jazz today and has earned
the respect of fans and critics around the world.
Watching Danny play is
like ecstasy and agony wrapped
around two drumsticks. His concentration makes him unaware of
anything but the swell and pcrfcction of the music that moves his

arms and
shapes his
grunts that
Greenwich
onds. He's
alone.

legs.
His intensity tutors Dave Holland, Warren
faces in twists and Bernhardt, and drummer Jack
keep his timing near DcJohnette.
Mean +-.0005 secDownbeat
Magazine,
a
worth coming to see leader in jazz publicati9ns says,
". . .Martuccte shows himse!f to

simplistic stage set-up belies the
technology with which ht; plays.
A series of computer discs give •
access to a huge arena of sound
possibilities--hence the Digital
in Dolphins.

along with Wes Mon
His smooth style is at
atively fired and m
precise.
Leon is the quartet'
est member, having play
several notable music·
eluding
Rick Danko,
Rundgren, and Paul B
He adds the fire of rock
to the band's app
sound.

word vision after a ni
the Digital Dolphins.
way any previous notions
concept of fusion. ~
style, and intensity Iha
guys have is the key to
cess.
Peter
Woodstock Times says, ',
ing been an avid fan Ii
music since Miles Dav~'
Brew and the days of W
port and Mahavishnu
tra ... the Digital Dolp ·
right up there with
fusion bands."
Perhaps the most
jazz drummer of all ·
DcJohnette has given
Mike Demicco, Vinnie Martucci, Rob Leon, and Danny Brubeck, of the Digital Dolphins.
sonal help and time to
Vinnie Martuccie is the be a powerful fusion artist." His
Guitarist Mike DeM1cco He says, "I strongly urge
principle
composer
for
the credentials prove this assertion. and bassist Rob Leon round out give serious listening
Digital Dolphins and her
ensemble.
He was classically He has performed with Stevie Ji.is brilliant quartet.
trained at the New England Con- Wonder, Rory Block, and our old
DeMicco also attended fine young master
servatory and The Manhattan friend Livingston Taylor.
Berklce as is evident by his ver- give their all to the music.'
School of Music. His jazz trainHis
dynamic
composi- satile jazz ability., He can play
Refreshing-Exciting
ing came from the Bcrklee Col- tional skill is compounded with with the equal talent of John · Electric Jazz. It has to
lege of Music and from personal his tasteful stvle. A strikingly Scofield, while he can bop right to be seen. It has to be

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Internationsl Studies at Itbaca
follege., 12.lJ ... Will discuss Itbaca·s
International Program.

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Friday, September 30.
Free admission to fair with college I.D.
Cost: $2.00
Departure-in front of S.U.B. @ 6 pm.
Return from fair @ 11pm.
Concert: The Jets playing@ 8:30. Tickets available al
the fair.
Sign up in the Commuter Council office on 3rd floor or
S.U.B.

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Friday, Oct. 7
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Tuesday, Oct. 11
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Wednesday, Oct 19 1:30 pm
Wednesday, Oct. 26
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Thursday, Nov. 3
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Tuesday, Nov. 8
10am
Monday, Nov. 14
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September 22, 1988

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Is Neal Real?
Literally thous.inds of people
been hypnotized by the
·shing Neal and perhaps
will be too, when you attend
remarkable two and one-half

hour performance of ESP and hypnosis, "A Close Encounter With
the Mind," at the CPA on Friday
Sept.23, at 8 p.m.
The nationally acclaimed
psychic entertainer and hypnotist will appear again because of
made to the Program-

1sion becomes
,ion after a
al Dolphins.
previous noti
of fusion.

.ter
Blum
k Times say
an avid
1cc Miles
the days o
I Mahavi
Digital
there w

has given
, and time to
"I strongly
ous listening
olphins and
ng master
lll to them ·
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!ge 1.D.

Neal is prepared to hypnotize you in
perrormance, "A Close Encounter with the Mind," at
C.P.A. on Friday, Sept. 23, at 8 pm.

6pm.

ming Board. Neal performed two
years ago at Wilkes to a crowded
CPA.
Neal's outstanding program
has been presented on over 150
college campuses, and on more
than
50
regional
television
shows in such metropolitan areas
as New York City, Philadelphia,
Chicago,
Detroit,
Milwaukee,
Miami, Atlanta, St. Louis, and
Burbank, California.
His performance will be in
two parts, opening with "ESP as
Entertainment," during which the
Astonishing Neal will perform
feats of clairvoyance, mental
telepathy, paraoptic vision, precognition, and psycho-kinesis.
You will see steel bend before
your very eyes, and objects will
move under the · paramental control of Neal. He will also .reveal
personal information about member:, of the audience who are total strangers to him.
The second part of his program will deal with "The Power
of Suggestion" Here he will demonstrate the remarkable phenomenon of hypnosis with total audience participation.
Astonishing Neal has appeared on such national television shows as "To Tell the
Truth,"
"The Mike Douglas
Show," "PM Magazine" and the
NBC
Network
show
"Real
People" where he drove an automobile at high speed after
being blindfolded by the show's
host, Skip Stephenson.
Neal has also appeared with
other well-known entertainers.
He has shared th~ spotlight with
other famous personalities such
as Bruce 'Jenner. John Davidson,

See Neal page 12

Classifieds

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If found 'please contact Wendi
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or Jim at Evans 321,
Ext. 2057.

COURSES - British and European
studies are offered in literature,
history, art history, drama, music,
sociology, education, psychology,
communications, and politics.
Special program offered In !Metre.
lntemlhlps IIY8llable to quall1led
lludenta In lntematlonlll bualneea,
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Attention Leo!

lheatre.
Visits to the theatre, museums,
galleries, schools, social and
political institutions are an
integral part of the curriculum.

A representative will be visiting
your campus this week. Check with the
Study Abroad Office for the time and place.

Classifieds are .25 each or
5 for $1.
Deadline for submission is
6pm on Mondays.

Aries (March 21-April 19) Temper, temper, calm yourself down
this week. It seems you have a lot of hostility this week. Be mellow,
your temper is going to hurt you this week.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) This may be the only chance you have
to regain a lost relationship. Asses what,.or better, whom you want
quickly, before it is too late.
Gemini (May 21 _-June 21) This week will be a week of great
choices. Remember always to use reason and don't mess up!!!!
Cancer (June 22-July 22) Look on the light side this week, at
least you'll survive ... HA. Yes this is DREARY WEEK !!! Sorry,
but you'll have to hide under your bed for the next 168 hours.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Attention! Please, please don't go off on
any tangents this week. You have managed to confuse just about
everyone. Nobody is going to listen to you; be clear an concrete.
Virgo

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You must learn to be more assertive .
Self disclosure is an important factor in a relationship. Let someone
know that you are deeper than the banal person you appear to be.

Li bra

(Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Just sit back and cuddle up with your

favorite book because this week is going to be a boring one. Take
out those crayons; there will be many rainy days.

Scorpio

(Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Look for a little lust to be _
heading
your way this week. Someone is after your body. Keep an eye out;
you might just be interested.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This could be one lucky week
for you! Yes, you are now in the 4-leaf clover Constellation. Head
for Atlantic City.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) It must make you shudder to
think about a bad week. Yet, there is always some good that comes
out of som·e bad. Prepare for rain, yet, also a really silver lining.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb 18) You are a god, yes, you Aquarius.
This is your week babe--HAPPY WEEK!!! indulge, you lucky
dog. You WILL NOT fail this week.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Slow down! You are getting too far
ahead of yourself. You might think it is a good policy now, but over
working yourself will always catch up to you. Pace yourself.

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September 22, 1988

Roving Reporter

How do you feel about the school's policy which
by John Gordon and Wendi Harvey
Beacon Feature Editors

Gina Lupini
(freshman)
It doesn't really affect me because I
don't drink. Problems with alcohol
should only go as far as residents life.

Andrew Harris
(senior)
It's an invasion of privacy. There
should be a better way of handling the
problem without involving the police.

Dawn Penkala &amp; Susan Dalton
(sopho~ores)
R.A.'s should come into the rooms
fust. If there is no control, then the
campus security should be called, and
the last resort should be the police.

Jeff Friedman
(freshman)
They have no right to go in my
room. . What's in my . room are my
posess1ons. It's unconstitutional.

tht

Mark Sci
(freshmar
The car
situation, n

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the police to enter .the dorm rooms?
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Mark Schnitzel
(freshman)
The campus should handle the
situation, not poli~.

Sherri Barry &amp; Erin Kinney
(freshman and sophomore)
It's unfair. It's our choice to do what
we want in the privacy of our own
room.

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Brian Carl
(freshman)
If that's the way the school wants to
handle it and they have reason for
suspition, then I think it's okay.

Mary Ann Bobkowski
(sophomore)
They shouldn't be allowed because a
dorm room is like your home, and they
wouldn't enter your home just on
suspision .

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Fashion

September 22, 1988

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Bermuda Triangle,
one word: FUN
by Lee Morrell

The fu n came in the form of
TV theme song contests and
kazoo sing-alongs. The audience
was made a very big part of the
show through these devices.
Prizes were given to all contest
winners. Wendy played all of the ·
theme songs on her kazoo. The
songs
included
"M*A*S*H",

Beacon Editor

The Programming Board has
had a lot of good shows in their
years of existence. All of them
involved very talented performers. The difference between those
performers and "The Bermuda Tria-

Wendy and Roger and a night of fun.

ngle Band" is one word: FUN.
This duet performed their
unusual brand of music for an
almost filled SUB in the semester's second Subset. Wendy and
Roger, our hosts for this evening
of fun, made sure that everyone
was involved.

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group so that they wouldn't be
alone, on the stage, with kazoos. Th&lt;., crowd didn't pass up
the opportunity to get involved
with the fun.
Roger led the\-- - -- - - - - - - -- - -- - - -- - - group in a number of original as
well as good old fashioned "fun
for the kazoo" songs. The crowd
showed that they were beginning
to get into the show; they joined
together to give a recital of the
famous
"Notre Dame Fight
Song."

Beacon at the Video Store

Get Frantic when
looking for D.O.A.

Fun and games weren't •he
only things in the show. This
band showed their talents in the
field of music, as well. Roger
played what he called "the only electric autoharp in the world."
The instrument was an electric
combination of an autoharp and
drums. His stage presence with
this hand-held instument was inci:edible.
Wendy switched between the bass guitar and the synthesizer keyboard as well as doing all of the singing. They performed such songs as The Cars'
"Drive", Dire Strait's "Walk of
Life" with · kazoo solo, The
Moody Blues' "Knights in White
Satin" and Foreigner's "I Want to
Know What Love Is" as well as
others. Wendy's voice made the
songs they performed just that
much better.

"Leave it to Beaver", "My Three
Sons" and "Gilligan's Island,"
among many others. The winTo sum it up, The Bermuda
ners received a pair of sunglasses Triangle Band was talented and a
from the Bermuda Triangle prize whole lot of fun . Thanks to the
box.
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floor Student Center.
Former members should
check in the Activities
Office if they are
interested in working
again this year.

by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor

Two of today's most sought
after male performers can be seen
in a pair of 3.0 grade films. You
can pick up either Frantic, starring Harrison Ford, or D.OA.,
featuring Dennis Quaid, in video
stores everywhere.

desperadoes,
and
Roman Polanski, who ·
the film, gives
sion through
cinematography.
catch the essence of Ford's
acter with a variety of
angles.
Get FRANTIC if
can't find Frantic in the
store -- it's a surefire hit!

Harrison Ford and Emanuelle Seigner in Frantic.
Photograph courtesy of The Film Journal
.

is a .contemporary
thriller that takes place in
France. Harrison Ford plays an
American doctor whb is supposed
to attend a medical conference in
Paris. He is sidetracked, however, when his wife, played by
Betty Buckley, is kidnapped.
Ford goes on a frantic search to
find his wife. He hooks up with
a mysterious and deceitful French
woman played by Emmanuelle
Seigner. From here Ford encounters Middle East terrorists." CIA
Frantic

D .OA. is a top-notch
er starring Dennis Quaid.
plays a college professor
has been secretly poisoned
in essence, murdered. So, ·
24 hours he has remain·
Ii ve, he sets out on a
search to find the person
killed him.
A shocking
line,
brilliant acting by
Quaid and Meg Ryan, who
one of his college stu-dcnl!,
intense action
D .OA., A.O.K.

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September 22, 1988

s Fashion '88

Album Attic

he sounds of the Smithereens

ho wears
ort skirts?

by Craig Cooper
Beacon Columnist
Green Thoughts, the latest album released by the Smithereens,
is a welcome relief from hi-tech
top 40. Pat DiNizio, the group
frontman and resident beatnik,
has come up with eleven songs
that, just as in their 1986 debut
LP Especially For You, speak the
pains of loneliness. So moving
is this collection that you feel
D:iNizio actually lives the life he
sings.
The album kicks off with the
radio smash "Only a Memory";
music critics have written about
the strength and anger that this
song demonstrates.
Supported
with a video regularly played on

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MTV, "House We Used to Live
In" has become increasingly popular. "Something New," a ditty
that sounds curiosly like the
Kinks' "Stop Your Sobbing," is
simple but moving. "The World
We Know," a loud and agressive
tune, will make skeptics change
their mind of the Smithereens as
"just another 60's copy group."
Taking the title from their first
record, "Especially · For You",
this song has got it all: a catchy melody, fantastic lyrics, and
a great sax solo from Steve
Berlin of Los Lobos.
Amazingly
pcss1m1suc,
"Drown In My Own Tears" starts
side two. Continuing with that
same attitude, "Deep Black" tells
some hard truths about a broken
love affair.
"Elaine," over-

powered with a twelve-string
Rickenbacker, could be mistaken
for a Byrds oldie. Then, in ,a
cryptic tone, "Spellbound," is
wonderfully moody. "If the Sun
Doesn't Shine" can be classified
as great rock or smart pop. The
closing
song,
appropriately
named "Green Thoughts," showcases all the band members singing excellent background harmonies.
It's no surprise that the
Smithereens' c~lt following is
quickly growing. Maybe it's because of their blue-collar backgrounds (DiNizio was planning
to be a garbage man before becoming a singer) that many people can identify · with their music.
Even more important, Green
Thoughts is great rock 'n roll.

Club Corner

and

"To be or not to be?"

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wearing
a short skirt which
fall's "flirtatious
funwear."

The Cue N Curta1·n
•

by Michele Broton
Beacon Feature Writer

, sassy, chic, and fun, flirty, fitted or full. Abundant in a variety
styles, colors and fabrics, there is a short skirt to strike anyone's

is a topDennis
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murdered.
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"To be, or not to be, that is
the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the
on the street or rather the campus seems to be the short; short
slings and arrows of outrageous
Gaunt, the rebellious designer of the 60's and originator of the
fortune, or to take arms against a
would applaud.
sea of troubles, and by opposing
· gto Mary Ellen Walsh, manager of the Wilkes-Barre Benetton
end them."
skirts are selling very well this season, as a matter of fact
There is no one who can
the longer styles. Mary Ellen says that the pleated and flounced
honestly say that he or she has
are the hottest sellers.
never been exposed to some form
the prediction of the demi-gods of fashion that the short skirt is of theatre. That exposure may
girls at Wilkes don't seem to think so.
have come in the form of a high
school play, Broadway shows, ,or
even, quite simply, going to a
movie. The Cuc-n-Curtain is a
club that is devoted to the promotion of theatre and its benefits
throughout the student body at
Wilkes.
next week take a tour of the
The Cue-n-Curtain is not
us as Beacon staff writer Tom Obrzut
some elite little group of people
es the history of homes on campus.
who sit,-around and hold disser' tations on the change in character that occured to Richard in
Shakespeare's Richard lll.
In
fact, once you attend a meeting
and get to know the people, you
We offer 20¾ of .s.!..Lservices
would be more inclined to expect
to
meet most of them at a circus
to college students only.
or carnival, certainly not in a
stuffy room filh;d with cigar
smoke and three piece suits.
CONTINENTAL HAIRSTYLE RS
Having fun and jumping inBICENTENNIAL BUILDING
to
things
feet first tends to be
15 Public Square
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unwritten
motto of the Cue-nWILKES-BARRE, PA 18701
Curtain members.
Where ever
there is something resembling a
theatre and there is work to be
We accept out-of-state
done, you will undoubtedly find
checks "IX'ith proper I. □.
some of the members doing any-

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Wilkes' buildings.

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thing from sewing costumes to
taking up a hammer and building
the set.
There are no prima
donna stars in this group; everyone helps with everything involved in putting on a show--not
just acting or directing.
Don't
get
me
wrong,
though. Auditioning and acting
are definitely two very important
· things to these people. As members of the club, they tend to
know a little in advance about
all the auditions coming up, and,
generally, take it upon themselves to spread the word around
the campus.
Karl Ruling, the faculty advisor, is also technical director
for productions that take place at
Wilkes. The club president for
this year is Maureen O'Hara, a
junior theatre major. With leaders like this, you can bet this
club ~ill be doing great things
this year.
I don't, however, want you
to get the idea that all these
people· are interested in is theatre
and putting on plays. There is
also a great deal of interest in
helping the community and promoting the College. Last year,
the entire club was involved with
the CROP Walk, which benefits
the hungry of the world.
Then,
there was the Talent Show which
was so popular in the middle of
the second semester last year.
Both of these, as well as numerous other activities, arc in the
planning stages for this year.
Naturally, there are the usual
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Christmas time activities, including a club caroling excursion.
As I said, this is a interesting
group to travel with, so I'm sure
you can use your imaginations to
decide what a trip like this would
be like.
By now, you're probably
curious as to how you can become a part of this group. Well,
lucky for you, you don't even
have to be a theatre major, all
you have to be is slightly interested in theatre. That docs not
mean you have to audition for
and star in every show. In fact,
you don't even have to audition
for one show. There is always
something that needs to be done
backstage before, during, and
after all the shows that arc put
on. That is one of the pre-requisites of the Cuc-n-Curtain: you
have to be willing to join in and
get involved. Anyone interested
in becoming a member of this
"elite" group can attend the
meetings which are held on Tuesdays at 11:30 a.m. in the reading
room in the Center for the Performing Arts. That's all there it
is to it.
And that is the Cue-n-Curtain. A friendly group of people
interested in promoting theatre
throughout the campus of Wilkes
College, the Cue-n-Curtain is definitely an important and vital
portion of the Wilkes College
community. "To be, or not to
be. . . ?" The answer is "to be"
. . .to be a member of the Cue-nCurtain .

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�PAGE1WELVE

September 22, 1988

Shop again
Continued from page 5
year, the credit cards start arriving. You figure, what the hey,
its my tum, damn it. And then
you, too, are turned into that
most awful of things: "The American Consumer."
Now, no matter what, I'm going to have to get a job after I
graduate. No more sitting on the
beach reciting poetry. No more
long walks on rainy nights with
two cents in my pocket.
I've
got bills to pay.
I've got to
grab that rung on the corporate
ladder and start paying off these
dam credit cards before they
come to seize my sofa. Even if
it will take twenty men to carry
it out of my apartment.
So take it from me, kids. Enjoy these happy days of poverty.
So what if you have to live in
Miner Hall. Your day is coming.
You too will someday be able to
run out and, just for the heck of
it, whip out your cards and buy
yourself a davenport the size of a
dirigible.

Neal

The everchanging color of
The Chameleon Trail
by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor

by Paul Winarski, and Katie's
brother Timothy, played to a "T"
by Seth Brandreth. The two men
are 1rnards outside an Army detention cell. Pete, bored with his

The Chameleon Trail is a
play that goes through a multitude of changes, similar to the
way a chameleon lizard alters its
color.
These changes occur in
the storyline, the settings, and
especially in the character roles
of the actors.
Unfortunately,
these alterations are only mildly
appealing and the play as a
whole is less than intriguing.
Chameleon Trail is a one-act
play done in fifteen scenes. It is

monotonous lifestyle, decides he
and his companions need a
change of pace. It is here that
Pete becomes an outlaw, gambler, bartender, golddigger, mar-

mountains, jail
loon entrance.
the talents of
lighting
Brandreth's p
and crowd pl
vation of ha
one stage is eye
ever, Chameleon
pack enough !au
color everchanging
Chameleon Ti
mesters first play,

written and directed by Dr.
Robert Stetten, a faculty member
of Wilkes College. Trail is performed by the Omega Players of
Pennsylvania
in
conjunction
with Wilkes College Cultural Af-

~

Continued from page 7
Tony Randall , Sally Field, Beau
Bridges, Meryl Streep, Jason
Robards, and "Tatoo" of Fantasy
Island.
Enter the realm of the
abnormal with nationally acclaimed psychic entertainer and
hypnotist The Astonishing Neal,
and decide for. yourself if Neal is
real.

shall, and, yes, e
Big Hom, Texas.
chameleon•type a
does this either

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The date when Chameleon
Trail starts . is 1868. We are introduced to the Amazing Katie played by Lisa Bartorillo, who is supposed to be a quick change
artist. The only thing she ever
transforms into is Little Bo
Peep. She is giving a performance and chattering all about her
boyfriend Pete.
In the next
Lisa Bartorillo, Paul Winarski, and Seth Brandreth
scene we meet Pete, performed - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

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romantic comedy
October 6th, 7th,
in conjunction
college theater.
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tasy directed by
called Dream Girl,
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PAGE THIR1EEN

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of those nine were turned in by
Muschett. Straface and Lora
Rinehimer
had
two
blocks.
Rinehimer also recorded five
assists.
Miller led the team in
defensive
digs
with
nine.
Muschett and Kravitz each registered five.
The team was supposed to
travel to East Orange, New
Jersey
on Saturday to meet
Upsala
and
Johns
Hopkins.
Since Upsala does not have a
team this season and they are in
Wilkes' MAC, it had to forfeit
the game to the Lady Colonels.
The Lady Colonels' record is now
3-6.
The volleyball team will be
playing at King's on Saturday at
I p.m.

appo!:/:tin!em::e:\:0~ ; . d \ r t w i t h
don't want to hear cx_cuses like,
;y ;ohn Gordon
'Tom Gasper and Tim Walker are~ BeaconFeatureEditor
gone, we have no trivia leadership"
or "Coach Duliba isn't around to
WEEOC IV
Jo!:m Goll'dorrn
split the profits with any longer."
It's all wrong, no one has stepped
forward to claim trivia suprcmecy.
ATLANTA
20
One person guessed wrong.
Bob at DALLAS
23
Strohl did correctly guess that not
only was Mats Wilandcr the last CHICAGO
20
Swede, but the only Swede, to win at at GREEN BA y
16
the U.S. Open. He faltered on the
second question, however. the cor- CLEVELAND
13
rcct answers, for those of you who
at CINCINNATI
2
want to fool or impress your friends,
l
,tre Don Budge in 1938 and Maureen~
·
"Little Mo" Connolly in 1953. To
MIAMI .
16
his credit, Jim Clark knew this
at INDIANAPOLIS
19
weeks answers. Sorry fans, Aunt
Pearl didn't.
NEW ENGLAND
27
Congrats to Tony LaRussa and at HOUSTON
20
the Oakland A's for being the first
team to clinch their division.
NEW YORK JETS
21
In football, the number one
16
Miami Hurricanes survived a scare at DETROIT
from the high powered Michifgan
17
Wolverines and pulled out a 31-30 PHILADELPHIA
27
victory. As for my Pitt Panthers,
at MINNESOTA
they trounced the formerly nintecnth
ranked Ohio State Buckeyes, 42-10;
PITTSBURGH
16
Pitt is now sixteenth on the AP Top
at BUFFALO
21
ill
.

UCLA's Troy Aikman is touted as the best k in the land, but I'll take USC's Rodney
Ellis of South Carolina, thank you ...Expect to
Stouffer supplant Dave Krieg as the Seattle
· g quarterback by midsesason. If the 'Hawks fail
II lhe AFC Championship, look for head coach Chuck
let go ...Has anyone ever wondered why Boris
all his talents, isn't a factor anywhere besides the
Ii Wimblcdon? ...Wayne Gretzky had two assists in
· · n game with the Los Angeles Kings, but looked
·vely ... Buffalo Bill Cornelius Bennett is the
I've ever seen ... What happened to Iowa?
Sport
Hawkeyes to win the NCAA football national
and they've been knocked off by Hawaii and
Steffi Graf/Gabriella Sabatini
rivalry
will
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The ·
The
Colonels
travel
to with only one substitute.
Susquehanna on Saturday to face Gettysberg players were iman 0--2 squad that Unsworth finds pressed with Wilkes' endurance.
The women have a week off
dangerous. "They're a good football team," he said. "They h,c&gt;'- before their next game, which is·
en't lost those games by much. home against Haverford at 2:00
p.m. on Saturday, September 24.
It's their home opener an
It is the only home match for
they're ready to rip someon
open. They've been among th . the Wilkes sports program this
weekend.
best in Division III over the las
five years. They're scary."
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play shown against Albright,
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by Dave Serino
M&lt;:Guire, Wilkes' new Sports Information Director. McGuire took
Beacon Sports Writer
over the position just two weeks ago.
,
. He is a_ 1985 . Wilkes College graduate in communications.§
On a wet and sloppy pitch,
While attending Wilkes he worked at WCLH for four years.§ the York White Rose Rugby
McGuire held the positions of news and sports director and Station § Club defeated the Wilkes-Barre
Manager. He was news dirctor at WCLH when it won the College
Breakers, 9-4 on Saturday afterA ward from the Professional News Media of Northeast
noon.
Pennsylvania Association.
While attending Wilkes he also
Because of the poor playing
§ worked at WILK.
§ conditions, passing was very
§
McGuire competed on the cross country team for three-and-adifficult and both teams had
§ half years and in his sophomore year was MVP. He now is in his trouble moving the ball. The
second year as head coach of the team. This year will also be his
only points put on the board .in
first year as head coach of the Seton Catholic boys basketball
the first half were the results of a
team. In the past he has coached the freshmen ~d J.V. teams.
penalty kick.
After a Breaker
§
For the past three years McGuire has worked full time in
infraction,
York
kicker Bill
commercial radio at WILK on the overnight shift. "I got tired of Engstand dropped one through
working overnight in radio, so when I heard this position was
the uprights and York lead the
open I immediately jumped to apply," McGuire stated. "I was
match, 3-0 at intermission.
really happy that I was able to get the position. When you work
Tough forward play by Billy
all night in radio the most exciting thing is watching Dick Van
Bob Wright, Charles Sweigert,
§ Dy!ce reruns. It (Sports Info) is more of a challenge, more Jeff Walsh and Barry Yohey
§ interesting things to do."
_____
helped Wilkes-Barre gain posMcGuire does have at least one ,session of the ball several times
experience in radio where things
in the second half, but the
were not dull on the overnight shift.
backline had difficulty working
"The most exciting thing in radio
it into the try zone.
came in April 1987, when Nanticoke
York moved the ball quickly
had to be evacuated because of the
§ through their backline on several
fire
and
the
chemicals
being ·
§ occasions and half way through
released," McGuire said. "We were
§ the second period scored the
really the only radio station on the
§ game's first try. Harry Roser
air at the time. We were the only
scampered thirty meters to the
link of information
for
many
Wilkes-Barre try zone for the
people. I never worked so hard in
scor,:. The conversion was good
my life as I did that night."
and the White Roses of York
McGuire wasn't looking forward
lead the match, 9-0.
to
the possability of being a DJ
forever. "Radio is not as glamorous
\
The Breakers got on th
as peopl§ make it to be. You can
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really get into a rut," McGuire s a i d . - - - - - - - - - - whistle when Dave Geller took
McGuire then went on to add with
______
Barry Yohey pass and rambled in
humor," I pictured
Tom McGuire
for the score.
The conversion
myself at 41 saying 'here's the latest from Michael Jackson.'"
failed and the final score was 9-4
That prospect did not thrill McGuire but then along came the open
in favor of York.
Sports Information Director's job.
·
"So far everyone's been real good about helping me to get
The B-side also dropped its
started in this job," he said. Then he added with a laugh, " So
match to York by a score of 8-0.
far the hardest thing has been to decide whether to use a purchase
Steve Krontzner, Brett Rothrock,
order or a request for payment form."
_Paul Vasquez and Chris Andrews
A big part in helping McGuire get oriented in his new
all turned in impressive perposition has been the help of the two student assistants in the § formances for Wilkes-Barre.
sports info office. "I would have really been up a tree if it had not
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stated.
A lot of the pressure 1s taken off me be~;-1,se of Jim
Saturday at home. Kick off is
(Clark) a~d Dave (Kaszuba). Otherwise I might have ~'.ad to give
scheduled for 1 p.m. at Kirby
up coachmg the cross country team. We have a lot of fun up here
p k
along with wori9ng hard. The running joke up here is that we are
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up here once the basketball season rolls around. I should be able
to juggle everthing I have to," McGuire said.
The transition thus far seeems to be a very smooth one so I'm
sure that the able-bodied sports info staff will be able to handle it
just fine. Good luck to Tom McGuire not only at Sports Info but
alsoupon his recent engagement.

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Along with the announcement of Tom McGuire's new post, I
wish to congratulate student assistant Dave Kaszuba on the fine
job he did last semester. Kaszuba took over most of the duties at
Sports Info last Fe~ruary when Patty Moran resigned. You did a
good job in handlin the office, Dave.

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The compeut1ve purpose of the Olympic Games is IO
each nation's best in athletic showdowns.
Unfortun
United States has to send many second liners to the glob~
fest every four years.
The Games of the XXIV Summer Olympiad began la.I
with America's best basketball players watching on the
Old Glory's finest baseballers in the heat of a pennant r.....
the 1992 Winter Games take place in Albertville, France,
flight American hockey players of the NHL will have to
by as Team USA drops another contest to West Germany.
It may seem as if relatively few .sports are affected
vague, inconsistent "no pro" stance adopted by the In
Olympic Organizing Committee. (For example, tennis and
pros are eligible to be Olympians, but those of soccer,
basketball, etc. are not.) Yet, principle is the matter at hand.
Sure, Carl Lewis, Edwin Moses and Evelyn Ashford
the USA in their prospective events. They are the besl
country. Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, and Isiah Thomas
the best of the country. They will not be in Seoul. Jeff
Dan Majerle, and Stacey Augmon will be. Make no mis
are fine players but they aren't the best we have to offer.
The Soviet Union will have its first string on the
in South Korea, as will Yugoslavia, Brazil, Spain and
This discrepancy Q1ay not matter at medal time because the
favored for gold. But if our chosen twelve comes up
can't help thinking.. .'we could have sent better.'
Olympic hockey squads are allowed to draw from NHL
but only those players who are on the lower salary rung
prospective teams. Alas, Wayne Gretzky can't wear the
of Canada, nor can John Vanbiesbrouck stop shots for
· and Stripes.
Competition at its highest level is beautiful. Case
the 1987 Canqda Cup. The Canadians (of the NHL) de
Soviets two games to one in a finals to remember. Yet
Soviet contingent blitzed the Canadian Olympic team
Calgary and went on to win the gold medal. In that case,
hockey team in the world could not be present to claim·
prize.
Team USA decided not to use any NHL'ers in Cal
Canadians did
take advantage of the limited number
available.) Blame the "Miracle of Lake Placid.'' As
complishment as it was, it also tricked the USO0C into
it could be repeated on a regular basis.
The NHL is considering shutting down for two w
the '92 Games and making all players eligible. The
be tremendous and one would hope (when baseball
medal sport in '92) Major League Baseball would folio,
would be a small sacrifice every four years for the g
ternational sport to start the season a week earlier and
week later. The players (in both the NHL and MLB)
chosen on their performances up to that point.
Boxing is the only endeavor that should be excu
sionals rely on unblemished records for career advan
stumble in the Olympics could wreck earning power and
of training, which isn't the case with other_worts.
The amateur status of athletes is a matter rL
soc1et1es. In the Soviet Union and East Germany, if
athlete, that is essentially an occupation. An Ameri
Brian Boitano, on the other hand, can't make a living
sport and represent his country at the same juncture.
best male figure skater in the world, recently signed
with an ice show. Someone else will be crowned at
skating world championships later this year. As you
"amateurism" isn't just an Olympic problem.
A country not sending its best at.,letes to a com
in the spirit of sport that so pervades this world.
situation occurred durin"g replacement NFL football
Imagine this: . e,wecting to · see John Elway and
Karcher insread. It'tjust not the same.

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as Maloney and Loy scored on
headballs from crosses.
On Monday, the team hosted
a tough 8-2 loss at Bloomsburg, a Division II team.
mt Tuesday, September The defense rose to the oclonels returned home cassion
by
shutting
down
against Upsala and Bloomsburg's offense.
Kevin
. Wilkes was victor- Tronkowski earned his first
both games.
They shutout.
Chris Nebel, John
Upsala 6-1.., and Meyers, Andy Renner, Doug
1-0.
Albertson and the rest of the
Colonel defense combined to
stymie the Bloomsburg attack.
Mike Lenczyki scored on a
lleady rain on Saturday, nice shot right inside the left
Day, the Colonels post with about eight minutes
families to a 6-1 vie- remaining
in
the
game.
first of the season. Bloomsburg pushed all their
and Steve Maloney players up to gain the equalizer,
two goals. Single but were denied a score.
scored by Sean
The hooters travel to FDUand Mike Lenczyki. Madison on Saturday.
goals were spectacular

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3-0. Thursday the
s were defeated 2-0
East Stroudsburg. On
Albright came to town
Wilkes, 1-0.
half of the Juniata
a 10tal defensive effort
Dawn Smith, Sue
and
Lindsay
made some outstanding
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half, Wilkes had a
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Colonel hooters in action against Upsala on Saturday.

Controversy rules the
day for cross-country

much better than against Juniata,
but still ended up in the losers
bracket. The team was able to
move the ball up the field better,
but it could not get the ball in
the cage.
In Saturday's game, on
Parent's Day, the Lady Colonels
played Albright in a steady rain.
The game was evenly matched
until Albright scored off a corner
hit. Wilkes could not seem to
put the ball in the net, which
was the problem all week long.
Hopefully Wilkes will put it
all together for Thursday when
they travel to Lebanon Valley
for their first MAC game.

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by Ray Ott
Beacon Sports Writer

comply with other pre-race requirements.
"The King's coach marked
Controversy
was
stirring the course wrong," said upset,
this past Saturday in Kirby Park Wilkes Coach Tom McGuire.
as the Wilkes College cross- "League rules call for the host
country team was engaged in a team to send out a map and a
tri-meet with Delaware Valley course description one week
College and host King's College.
before the race, and this was not
The Colonels, entering only done.''
five runners (the necessary numDespite the loss, which
ber to compete in a meet), one drops the Colonels to 0-2,
of the Colonel runners got lost Coach McGuire was still happy
on the course and the team was with his runners' performances.
disqualified. The reason for this "Everyone ran two to three minmishap was that the first year utes ahead of their usual times. I
King's coach did not mark the feel we have a positive future,"
course correctly and failed to he said. McGuire was extremely

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Jen Gluc for scoring her first
goal in the second game against
Albright on Saturday.

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Cresko and John Kline.
This Saturday, the Colonels
travel to Scranton to compete
with two conference powers,
Scranton
and
Susquehanna.
King's will also be there. "Our
main goal going against the two
top conference powers will be to
avoid a shutout. We will need
super efforts from our top people," said McGuire.
Although
they
are • not
expected to win at Scranton, the
Colonels are expected to finish
the race. They received a map
and course description two weeks
ago.

Women's soccer suffers
road-trip defeat
by Suzanne Payne
Beacon Sports Writer ·
The Wilkes ~omen's soccer
team traveled south for a twogame road trip last weekend. It
was
defeated
by
Western
Maryland,
12-0
and
by
Gettysburg, 9-0.
Though the
Lady Colonels were defeated in
terms of scoring, confidence and
game play were improved.
"If they (Wilkes) had as
much skill as they did heart,
they'd win every game," said a
Gettysburg supporter.
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team has to do is retain the heart
because the skill is coming.

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skills are learned and the improvements are apparent. Coach
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of the t~m members turned in
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game
yet
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Gettysburg."
At Western Maryland the
most impressive effort was given
by Pam Ulichyny.
Ulichyny,
who has little experience, had
two shots on goal.
Key offensive plays and good ball
handling by Paula Schoenwetter,
Joanne Esposito, and Ulichyny
kept the two opposing colleges'
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defense.
Dawn Hosler played
almost everywhere during the two
games and did everything from
taking three shots on goal to
keeping goals from finding the
Wilkes net.
Last week two new players
were acquired, but two veterans
and a new recruit could not join
the team for the road trip. With
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Vol. XLI

18766

No.3

Albright goes down 41-7

Resilient Colonels win on Parents'
by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Edi/tor
If any of the members of the
Wilkes
football
squad
are
looking for a sport to play in
the offseason, basketball might
be a good choice. Why? They
sure know how to rebound.
The Colonels (1-1, 1-0 in
the MAC) dunked Albright, 41-7,
on a rainy Parents' Day afternoon at Ralston Field last
Saturday, looking like a different
team from the one trounced by
Cortland State a week earlier.
What can the turnaround be
attributed to?
"The intensity level of our
team was a lot stronger than against Cortland," said head coach
Bill Unsworth.
Wide receiver Craig Stevens

explained further. "Practice was
live the week before the game,"
he said. "Usually, only the line
is live.
It's called 'Memorex.'
But this week, there was tackling
downfield. The starters felt we
had something to prove."
With a slick field as the
proving ground, the Colonels
sparred with the Lions for most
of the first quarter, but a clear
Wilkes-favored physical dominance was evolving. Late in the
quarter, Mike Dungen's 25-yard
field goal finished a 14-play, 71yard advance and gave the
Colonels a 3-0 jump.
On the following Albright
possession, Colonels' free safety
Mark Habeeb picked off a Ken
Dysart pass and returned it 12
yards to the Lions' 32 yard-line.
On the second play of the drive,
Wilkes
running
back
Joe

Colonel of
the Week

Bednarski rambled 25 yards for They were so concerned about times for 107 yard!,
his
speed,
they
ignored the two game total
the score and a 10-0 lead.
for 200 yards.
Bednarski,
a
sophomore, Bednarski."
The
Early in the third quarter,
missed the Cortland game due to
inconsistc
illness.
Ag~inst Albright, he the Lions' Vince Cataldo dove in again
made the defenders ill as he piled for a four-yard tochdown, which Meagley completing
up 129 yards and two touch- narrowed the gap to 20-7. The 23 for 70 yards and
downs on just eight carries. His Lions later intercepted Sean ceptions. For the
talent has clearly impressed Meagley and threatened to make completing just 31.9
Unsworth.
"Joe is a great a game of it. But the Wilkes his passes.
"Some of the i
player. He was that way in high defense stiffened and Meagley
school,"
he commented.
"He scored on a 33-yard option on Saturday were S1:31
went to Lycoming for a year, but · keeper to make the score 27-7 a lot of times he had
he got hurt and didn't get a · and, for all intents and purposes, his face and he c
through.
When
chance to show what he could seal the outcome.
Meagley's touchdown fin- the ball talces off on
do.
He decided to come to
Wilkes and we're lucky to have ished a 7-play, 77-yard drive, the ball was wet.
which was characteristic of the have the biggest han
him."
With 2:09 left in the first run-based ball control that the ball bothers him,
half,
running
back
Dean Colonels
displayed
all
day
Ambosie powered 21 yards for a behind a rejuvenated offensive
wins 41-7 on co
touchdown. The 5-play, 42-yard line.
march put the Colonels ahead,
The other two Wilkes tallies urdays, there has to
How does
came on a 64-yard run by ground.
17-0.
Linebacker Joe Daches pil- Bednarski and a spectacular, zig truly feel about the
fered another Dysart offering and zag 76-yard interception return of ·s Colonels? "I
a good, solid footb
returned it eight yards to set up a by Jim Rittinger.
The Colonels had five inter- can put pressure on
22-yard Dungen field goal and a
ceptions en masse.
"It was a do some things.
20-0 halftime margin.
The Colonels' defense al- matter of being in the right contention is very
lowed no plausible rushing yard- zones and a result of the pressure sible.] What I like
said We have a lot of
age in the first half and only 26 on their quarterback,"
yards on 29 attempts in the Unsworth. "On Rittinger's inter- play. Even if our
contest.
That's called stuffing ception, he was right where we well, they have to
or somebody is w ·
them, folks.
"They're a throw- told him to be."
On the negative side 1or the
ing team," said Unsworth. "But
we felt our defensive line was Colonels, they were penalized 14
more physical than theirs." As
an
Albright assistant coach
confessed afterward, "Wilkes manhandled us.''
The Colonels' rushers, meanwhile, amassed 357 yards, led by
Bednarski's 129. Ambosie added
88 on 12 carries and Courtney
McFarlane chipped in 61 in 15
attempts.
"We got off the ball, got in
people's faces and blocked,"
commented Unsworth.
"Every- .
body blocked well: the line, the
backs and wingbacks, and the
receivers. We exploited their det
fense with the influence trap,
where the tackle pulls outside.
They were shifting with him, so
there was a nice big hole inside.
"We saw on film that their
secondary didn't come up well on
run support.
If you play like
that against the speed in our
backfield, you're dead. On one
of Bednarski's touchdowns, we
set
them
up
by
putting
McFarlane out bn · the wing. Wilkes quarterback Sean Meagley lets one t1y during Sa

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be called the A
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man most respo1
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of schedule,"
Director John F
has been
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any weather.
on the bac
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he said.
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pcned.
th a 6-3 conli
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1m league.)
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... Serving Wilkes College since 1947

September 15, 1988

uality Center Established
The School of Engineering
Physical Sciences has estabfour Science and Technology
,one of which is the EnvironQuality Center. The Center
lbc expanding capability to test
· nment: air, water,andsoil.
The Department of Envital Resources has a certificapogramforwatertestinglabsof
in which Wilkes would like
· ipate. The College is also
in obtaining certification
areas of environmental testluding air, radon, soils and
lCSling, and radiation monitor1becertification would serve as
ndent gauge of the lab's
. 'ty.
The water testing certificapogram has four areas for
certification can be obtained:
·c, biological, radiology, and
· testing. Presently Wilkes is
blcofradiology testing, but
College plans to develop this
· ·Ly.
The inorganic testing lab
y is fully equipped and
It recently acquired new
t.

The biological testing lab, ly known as the Giardia
wasestablished as a result of the
· · crisis a few years ago.
· is is caused by a waterIm: pathogen. Even tl10ugh this

lab bears the name of the disease- received several grants. After the
casusing cyst giardia, it can handle giardiasis crisis, the Giardia Lab
the detection of many other similar received a $35,000 grant to upgrade
pathogens.
its facility. Participation in radon
Dr. Michael Case is the lab testing (involving air quality) has
manager for both the inorganic and brought money through a Ben Franbiological testing labs. His responsi- klin partnership to develop the radon
bilities have included setting up and testing facility. The College's part in
mabng sure the labs are capable of the Nanticoke Toxic Fire brought a
running.
$76,000 grant to tl1e College to fund
Assuming a much larger the purchase of sophisticated organic
role in the water testing field is the testing equipment.
detection of organic materials. OrThe Gas Chromatograph/
ganic substances (chemicals and Mass Spectrometer (GC/MS) is the
other similar substances) contribute latest addition to this equipment.
significantly to water contamina- The GC/MS can identify all organic
tion Some typical organic testing components as well as how much of
involves landfill monitoring, a prob- each is present in an air or water
!em found often in local news re- sample. Dr. Redmond described the
cently. Dr. Brian Redmond, associ- GC/MS as "state of the art" and as ilie
ate dean of the School of Engineer- heart of the organic testing lab.
ing and Physical Sciences, and Dr.
Dr. Venkat Chebolu has
Case used Wilkes College testing been hired as the full time lab man- by Tonya Kauffman
equipment to determine whether or ager for the organic testing lab, Beacon News Writer
not it was safe for the evacuees of the which is waiting to be designated
Nanticoke Toxic Fire to return to space for set-up. This will be posIn
early
July
Dean
their homes. The fire, which occured sible when a room has been equipped Chwalek, Assistant Dean ·of
three years ago, caused a mass witl1 the proper power and water Admissions, suffered a minor
evacuation and Redmond and Case · requirements as well as fu me hoods. stroke and was admitted to
The GC/MS will be used in Geisinger
were the only testers on site to deterWyoming
Valley
conjunction witl1 research being Hospital.
mine the area's safety.
There, he underwent
The Nanticoke Toxic Fire done witl1 the Catrel Corporation. surgery to free a blocked carotid
greatly reinforced the idea of ex- The Catrel Corp. of Switzerland has
panding the organic testing labora- developed a way to recycle municiLory. It, and other crises, confirmed pal waste (garbage) into tiny pellets
by Barbara Jainelli
the need to develop all testing facili- or spheres. These items are mixed
Beacon News Editor
ties to meet the needs of future crises witl1 cement to make construction
materials such as block and mortar.
and also to avoid them.
Changes have abounded
As a result of participation
in all areas of the College's
See
Quality
page
4
in community crises, tl1e labs have
operations.
Not only have
several departments and offices relocated and a new dorm
been acquired, but changes
have also been implemented
concern for tl1e growing level of al- dance at alcohol education classes.
in the existing dorms. The adStudents were informed of
cohol abuse on and off campuses
dition of Ross Hall as a
across America. Mark Allen, associ-. college policies at the new student
women's dorm was not enough
ate dean for residence life, said he orientations and at dorm meetings
to accommodate tl1e large
feels that the College's alcohol pol- conducted by the RA's. In addition,
influx of freshmen, so many
icy is good. The only change that off-campus students were sent a letchanges needed to be made to
needed to be made was the level of ter informing them of legislation
existing dorms and other buildwhich became law in May of this
consistency of enforcement, for
ings across campus.
which the resident assistants (RA's) year. Tfiis law states tl1at "Those
The School of Business
arc responsible. The min:mum sanc- . under twenty-one convicted of conand ROTC nov; share their
buildings with students living
tions, levied for less seriou:,; c,ffenses, suming, purchasing, possessing or
on campus:
one-tl1ird of
have been increased to include a fine,
See Alcohol page 4
Fortinsky Hall and tl1e third
disciplinary probation, and atten-

Alcohol Policy to be enforced
Resident students are to be
that, with the proper authori' local and state police can
·gate suspicious situations on
specifically those involving
I. This is a change from tl1e
when only local authorities were
cd to do this.
The reason for tl1is is tl1e

Dean Chwalek returns
artery and spent the next eight
weeks recovering. On August 30
he returned to his position as
Wilkes College. Dean Chwalek
has been with the College for 43
years, holding positions such as
Placement Director, Assistant to
ilie Development Director, and
his current position as Assistant
Dean of Admissions.

Ghanges continue
floor of Slocum Hall are now
men's dorm rooms.
In addition,
some
rooms
in
Sullivan,
Sterling,
Barre,
Slocum, Fortinsky, and Ross
Halls have been converted to
triple occupancy.
Lounge
areas in Miner Hall on tl1e
tl1ird, fourth, and fifth floors
have been converted to student rooms.
Freshman students are
required to live in College-run
housing if tl1ey are not commuting from home or from a
relative's home. - Even so, it
was necessary to create a waiting list for freshmen who do
not want to commute.
The
·changes were made to provide
dormitory space for all Wilkes
College students who wanted
it, fulfilling tl1is obligation.

�September 15, 1988

PAGElWO

One man's view

Editorial

Plight of the city

Wilkes Today, and
hopefully tomorrow

by Tony Veatch

husbands. Tears welled in my
eyes while witnessing the whole
scene.
I was lying on the isolated
My sidekick and I strode
beach of an island just north of past the tourists, gazing throu,gh
Venezuela, a pina, colada in one streaked store windows at the
hand, the waist of an inflatable, whips, chains, jello, handcuffs
rubberized bare breasted bathing and other assorted sexually orbeauty in the other, when I icnted paraphernalia. Thad felt
thought of my past. I had seen that we were entering the busstarving children in India, gig- iness district, what with the imantic bread lines in Poland, and proved decor and fully clothed pabeggars lying in the Bangkok trons. Jt was at that moment
gutter. Nothing, however, could that I made a promise to myself
prepare me for the Public Square to bring my children here, to the
of Wilkes-Barre.
heart and soul of Wilkes-Barre.
"The Square," a demilitarized That idea faded somewhat as we
zone where men arc men, and passed Burger Barn II, the suewomen are likely to be men as cessor to the famous Burger Barn
well, was of course within arms I. A black, bespectacled beetle
reach of Wilkes College, a bar- type man approached us, sportely accredited institution of high- . ing an oversized, well worn rainer learning. I decided to head coat and moccasins and humming
down Main Street one sultry sum- the theme song to Jeopardy.
mer night after my R.A. burst
Without any warning whatinto the shower and proceeded to soever, the man opened his
prod assorted genitals with a raincoat, exposing a finely craftrather sharp tube of shampoo. In ed pink spandex jumpsuit, blinda stale of sheer panic, I slipped ing us temporarily.
Once I
on my clothes and took flight to obtained a pair of regulation safethe city streets. At my side was ty headgear from Thad, my sidemy faithful sidekick and duty- kick, towelbcarer and servant, I
bound towel bearer, Thad.
saw a multitude of items perched
By way of Main Street, we in his coat. He had olive sandfound ourselves in the center of wiches, used
napkins, pictures
'The Square." A colorful parade of women running naked backof tour busscs were parked out- wards, everything. In the spirit
side the major stores, releasing of scientific investigation, I purstreams of aged tourists with chased a few items and hastily
plaid shorts and tubes of Pre- departed.
paration H in plain view of pedHaving found "The Square"
estrians. Their mouths were to be nothing more than a fun
agape, and they pointed in awe place to take the family on a
at a rather large building and ex- Sunday morning, we decided to
claimed, "Boscovs! My god. We go back to face Pickering Hall
made it." Women cried with joy and my R.A.'s anatomical inspecat the thought of having com- Lion. As we walked back the way
plcted their pilgrimage, and we came, Thad and I were acI&lt; ingJ~, gummed their smiling costed by a rough group of green
Beacon Columnist

"Good afternoon, and welcome to 'Wilkes Today,' I'm
.... " There is a distinct possibility that you may hear that in the
near future: :rom Nelson, Wilkes' new professor of
telecommumcauons, hopes to have the station ·broadcasting
four times a week.
Some people may view this as competition for The
Beacon. Television offers a more personal, in-touch brand of
media. Also, with the increased frequency of telecasts, it can
reach us more often.
The Beacon does not see this as competition but more as a
challenge. Not a challenge to "be better than them," but to
work ~ith Wilkes T:' to create a better informed campus. The
more mformed one is, the better one can make some decisions
concerning your college career.
. Th~ real challenge goes out to all of Wilkes College
JOur~ahsm and ~elecommuni~ations students. ·it is up to you to
get involved with these vehicles of your major. These two
clubs are perfect for you to gain experience in your chosen
field. The Beacon meets Thursdays at 4 p.m. and all freshmen
are welcome. In fact, we welcomed five potential writers (four
of whom were freshmen) to our last meeting. The "Wilkes
Today" crew meets every Monday through Thursday, 12-12:30
to ru~ the show, live. New members are welcomed at every
meetmg.
The final challenge goes out to you, the student, to take full
advantage of these media in order to stay as informed as you
~an. be_. Not just to take advantage, but to make these
ms~ituuons l~st. The Beacon is in the midst of its 41st year,
we ve established ourselves. It's now time to make "Wilkes
Today" the same kind of tradition.
.
The Beacon is in the progress of changing. With this
issue, we make the step up to sixteen pages for our first time.
9ur TV counterparts are preparing to go on the air. These
m~reased stations for information will benefit you. Wilkes is a
m1cr.ocosm of the '_'real wo.rl~." In that real world newspapers
survive together with televlSlon and, at times, they compliment
on~ another. We .too, hope to compliment one another, with
Wilkes College bemg the real winner.
So the next time you pass through the Stark Lobby, grab a
Beacon and watch the "Wilkes Today" telecast on the
monitors. If you're not careful you might learn something.

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haired leather clad punks
ing long knives and sh
men. They threatened us.
had to keep Thad from
his extensive knowledge
martial arts. Being the
lent person that I am, I
head and drew my Wilkes
identification card f
sheath.
"Back. off,
screamed,
"Wilkes
The sidewalk shook be
feet, women took chil'
the street, and the rowdy
hoodlums apologized
ally and ran in despair.
A little exaggerated!
be. The fact remains
Square" is hardly re
of an otherwise beau·
.relatively calm city. Ha·
tured into "The Square'
night, my experiences w
less comical but just as
I have portrayed.
. ffi ''ii'JX!iM!!"
J'l{{ fetters must 6e sig

assure va{idihj.
.7lff fetters must 6e in no
tlian Tuesday aftern
J'l{{ fetters are suhject to
6y tlie Uitoria{1Jo

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Dave Serino, Alisa Geller, George Strand, Andy Renner, Ray Ou,
Michele Broton, Tony Veatch, Tonya Kauffman, Suzanne Payne

Contributing Photographers: Lisa Miller, Ian Taggart and

nwendi Harvey

UPublished Thursdays. during

the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks, fmals weeks and vacation periods.
All views
expressed arc those of the individual writer and nol of the publication or
the College. Names may be withheld from letters lo the editor, but all
letters lo the editor must be signed to insure validity. The paper is
31. ginted ~ch week by the Pittston DispaJch, Pittsto&amp; PA.

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Look is
new and
improved
bv Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Editor

The Wilkes College Regional Computer Resource Center
(RCRC) has a new look as a result of
its location change. Moved because
the Education Department, of which
it is a part, was required to change
locales, the RCRC now has improved facilities to offer the campus
and community.
· ready for another meal.
The most obvious benefit
has been the increased space for the
facilities. The rooms for the RCRC,,
which consists of the Apple Ile/GS,
Duquense University, and Wyoming
ering Hall include a new salad bar Macintosh, and IBM PC Labs, are
Seminary, all of whom are served by
and a ceiling treatment to reduce now better suited to classroom inMorrisons Custom Management.
noise.
struction as well as personal use. In
ges have spread like a
MCM is under a five year
Rick Mauer, directofof t e previous location, the limited
Wilkes campus, and the contract, renewable annually, to
food services, hopes that the most space made teaching classes such as
bas not been immune. provide food service for the dorm
noticeable changes will be with the CS 115 and graduate level courses
Custom Management students, operate the snack bar in the
menus. He wants to make going to difficult becanse not all the computnew food service con- Conyngham Student Center, and
the dining hall "similar to a smorgas- ers could face the same direction,
already made several meet other food service requirebord" where there is no reason one which is possible in the new location.
dr the food service sys- men ts of the faculty and administracan't find something he or she enjoys
This is especially evident in
te make many more.
Lion. It replaces Wood Food Service,
eating.
the new "Mac Lab," SLC 105, which
, the institutional di- which served the College for apMCM is addressing the is also equipped with a 'projection
mManagement, spe- proximately thirty years.
need to upgrade the kind and quality screen. This screen can be used with
lood service for higher
The new food service inof food being served. Not only that, the latest development for the
well as health care and tends to change both the physical it also wants to transform the dining Macintosh, recently purchased by
Wilkes has joined com- aspects of the dining experience as
hall into more than just a place to go the RCRC, the Kodak Datashow.
University of Pennsyl- well as the food itself. Changes alfor food.
This system alb ,vs the Mac screen to
Haven University, ready made in the dining hall in PickIt hopes to do this through be projected ont.) the scr.::en with an
the use of themes. First, there are ovGrhead prcjrxto1. The viewing
themes for the menus themselves, area is much larg?-a· foan a TV monisuch as Mexican, Italian, or steak tor, the usual aJ~.io-visual resource.
The op(,',ning of the RCRC
themes. Then there will be overall
theme nights where the cafeteria at its new location was long awaited
would be decorated appropriately. since its closing on August 24. The
Some ideas for theme nights Mauer intent was to have setup completed
hopes will come from the students before the firs t day of classes, but
themselves.
delay's throughout the campus-wide
Major changes are also series of moves forced the opening to
planned for the snack bar to alleviate September 6, just in time for a semithe "lack of pizazz." As soon as nar in the Ile/GS Lab which had been
possible, the menu will be changed. scheduled for area teachers. Judging
Mauer described the atrnosqhere in from the reactions of students and
the snack bar as "no fun." Morrisons faculty members, the new facilities
Billiards a? Arcade
plans to change this in the future.
were worth the wait.
Ca.Iman Baggs
Presently, a Food Service
P roµne1or
Committee is being formed to adP hone
\0,) S. \\nm St.
dress any problems or complaints.
(717) K29-91 H:'i
l\ 11k&lt;s·5drre . Pn . 1870~
Scheduled to meet regularly, it will
discuss menus and other relevant
topics.
····-·•For Your Enjoyment-------MCM has been successful
VIDEO GAMES
so far, according to Mauer. He cited
DARTS
that an increasing number of com~ muter students are joining the meal
-Snock Barplan. Student input is welcomed,
Cues &amp; Cases
~
whether it is through informal conI&gt;~
versation or the completion of peri~~,f
~ odic surveys MCM plans to administer.
Mauer hopes that this will
be a "real good year," and added "we
think we'll have it."

Service plans good year

assure vafi
: fetters must 6e

rlian Tuescfay a
fetters are su6j
6y tlie Uitori

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Forging
into the
future
by Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Editor

The Regional Co,mputer
Resource Center (RCRC), more
commonly known on campus as the
Mac Lab, the IBM Lab, and the
Apple Lab, has received a state grant
for approximately one million dollars to continue its Information
Technology Education for the Commonwealth (ITEC) graduate program and to upgrade and maintain its
current computer facilities for the
next five years.
The center offers ITEC
courses to teachers in area school
districts to assist them in implementing microcomputer use in the classroom. The program trains the teachers in basic computer literacy, programming, and software evaluation.
Wilkes College was selected to be a site for a Regional
Computer Resource Center beginning with the 1984-85 school year
because of the commitment of considerable resources it had already
made to microcomputers in education. The original grant, totaling
$996,520, was for the purchase of30
Applelle's, 15 Macintoshes,and ten
IBM PC's, as well as software and
other necessities for classroom instruction.
The Wilkes facility is one
of fourteen RCRC's throughout the
commonwealth and is directed by
Dr. Joseph Bellucci, chairman of the
Education Department. His responsibilities include formulating the
curriculum, and course sequencing.
Dr. Barbara Bellucci, project director, is responsible for administration
of the grant which includes hiring
personnel, marketing and recruitment, and evaluating the program.

Genetti Motor Inn
is accepting applications for
Banquet Waiter/Waitress positions
Above Average Starting Rate
Meals Included
Apply: Genetti Motor Inn
Downtown Wilkes-Barre

�PAGEFOUR

Class of
1992 one
of the
largest
by Tom Obrzut
Beacon Staff Writer

Alcohol ·
Continued from page 1

m

transporting alcohol. will, upon their
first conviction, lose their driver's
.license for three months .... Additionally, they may be subjectto a fine up
to $300.00." Possession may be actual or constructive, meaning that a
person doesn't need to be seen holding the alcohol to be convicted of
possession.
A new program to encourage responsible drinking, entitled
WIN, has been developed by some
Wilkes College students to encourage responsible drinking and to teach
students that they can have fun without alcohol playing a part. It establishes a point system whereby points
are awarded for attendance at. College functions and taken away if a
student is involved in disciplinary
action. Prizes will be awarded for the
highest point totals. October 1 is the
scheduled starting date for the WIN

Strand

Many students are wondering
why the halls seem a little crowded
on campus this semester, but the
answer is simple.
Recently, Wilkes College
welcomed its largest freshman class
in eight years.
Dean of Admissions Bernard
Vinovrski said the 1988-89 class
will number 730 students including
freshmen and transfer students.
program.
"There is an across-the-board 1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - increase in enrollment at Wilkes, Quality
with all three schools-Arts &amp; Sci- Continued from page 1
ences, Engineering &amp; Physical Sci- The aim of the Wilkes/Catrel reEighteen
new
ences, and Business &amp; Economics- search is to determine whether the will bring expertise in various
showing substantial increases," said resulting material is harmless or not. disciplines
to
the
Wilkes
This research has been made pos- College campus for the fall
Vinovrski.
"This year's class includes 10 sible through another Ben Franklin semester, 1988.
They will be
high school valedictorians from vari- partnership.
instructing students in several
Dr. Redmond described the different areas including: Enginous school districts," commented
Wilkes President Christopher Bre- function of the Environmental Qual- eering,
Educaiton,
Speech/ity Center as an interface between the Communications/Theater
iseth.
Arts,
Vinovrski attributes the suc- College and outside community. It is Mathematics/Computer
Science,
cess of the latest recruitment cam- available to undertake research and History/Political
Science, Anpaign to the public ' s increased to answer questions for the College, thropology,
Accounting,
Nurawareness of the excellent faculty, private citizens, government agen- sing, Language and Literature,
programs and environment at cies, and industries like Catrel. It is and Biology.
also here for faculty and student re"We are proud to have
Wilkes.
people with such outstanding
"Word is spreading that search.
W;lkes is an evolving college," he i - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1 academic credentials as the new
members of our faculty. Their
1
added.
experience
and expertise will
In addition to the students
benefit · the students immearecruited in Wilkes' own environ
there are registered students from 14
other states with six international
students enrolled from six foreign
countries.

DON T JUMP!!

JOIN THE
BEACON!

WILKES INC POINT SYSTEM

I. Individual Points
A. Social activity points
1. Attending WIN eligible campus activities

2. Being an officer of a campus club/organization
3. Joining and panicipating in campus club/organization

2 points
3 points
5 points

B. Academic points
1. G.P.A. increase (per .10 increase over previous term)
2. Dean's list
3. Getting off Academic Probation
4. 4.0 G.P.A. for semester
5. Use of Acade!Jlic Support Center (per visit)
C. D&amp;A program points
1. Attending D&amp;A program
2. Attending D&amp;A program sponsored by club/
organization/team of which you are a member
II. Team Points
1. Sum of individual members' points divided by number
of team members
2. Sponsoring campus activities
3. Average dorm G.P.A. increase (per .IO increase over
previous semester) times a multiplier of five
4. Sponsoring a D&amp;A program
A. Individual points taken away
1. Irresponsible D&amp;A use
2. R.A. write-ups for other than D&amp;A
3. Placement on academic and/or social probation
4. Conditional discharge
B. Team points taken away--lndividual points taken away .
multiplied by two subtracted from the total team points.
Questions should be directed to W.I.N. board members.

1 point
3 points
3 points
2 points
1 point

5 points
7 points

20points

t January
the foll&lt;
e loss of J
daughter.
a drunk c
onor studen
New Jerse1
this essay
It was an
process th
nt that &lt;
life. It wa
others the
from this l
It was ai
get behirn
ht out." I
ea life.

of a Drun

surably," said Dr. Christopher N.
Breiseth, President of Wilkes.
Shown, from left, first
row:
Dr. Breiseth, Dr. S. M.
Kalim, Engineering; Dr. Martha
LoMonaco, Speech/Communications/fheater
Arts;
Marie
Henehan, History/Political Science; Thoinas Nelson, Speech/Communications/Theater
Arts;
Dr. George Waldner, Vice President, Academic Affairs.
Second row: Dr. Bruce
Auerbach, History/Political Science; Louise Ward, Nursing;
Ralph Kuhn, Mathematics/-Computer Science; Mary Feeney,
School of Business and Economics/Accounting.
Third row: Dr. Barbara

Jessome-Nance, Language
erature; Nancy McKinley,
uage and Literature; Dr.
Wachter,
Education;
Kugendran, Mathematic~
ter Science.
Fourth row:
Lasewicz, History/Political
ence; Dr. James Toth,
polgy; Dr. Kenneth Pidc
ology.
Fifth row: Dr.
Bloom,
History/Political
ence;
Robert
Mathematics/Computer
Dr. Munawar Ahmad,
eering.

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monday--8 a.rn.-11 p.rn.
Tuesday--8 a.rn.-3:30 p.m.
and 5-11 p.rn.
(closed for class--3:30-5 p .m.)

Wednesday--8 a.rn ..:11 p.m.
Thursday--8 a.rn.-12:30 p.m.
and 3:30-11 p.rn.
(closec- for ctass--12:30-3 :30 p.m.)

25 points
-7 points
-4 points
-3 points
-5 points

ghter Patti ,
old soph&lt;
llege in New
proud to be 0 1
semester. SI
the letter frOJ
her achievem1
Jetter did arri1
had the satisfacr
She was l
Driver as she
a street on the
to begin the

Friday--8:30 a.rn.-8 p.rn.
Saturday--Noon-5 p.rn.
Sunday-I - I I p ._rn
._________________________
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The Uni,
voluntee
support l
The Unit
concern,
tatives.}
Directors
Meeting.
about ho

u,

�September 15, 1988

PAGEFIVE

t me tell you about Patti

.

mcy Mc
Literature;
Educatio
Mathern
urth
row:
History/Politi
James Toth,
Kenneth Pid

./Computer
war Ahmad,

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p. rn.

iful legs and one arm were twis- her brain rendered her brain-dead, with Patti's gymnastics jacket
mester of her sophomore year.
Let me tell you about Patti. ted and mangled as she was the damage to her legs would filled with stitched-on achieveShe was the champion of the un- thrown over the hood of the car have left her with one shortened ment patches. Tell me what to
· Jl$l January the woman derdog.
She spent many hours and hit the pavement The driver leg and one artificial leg, but, do with Patti's "Outstanding
the following essay teaching other .students subjects of the car, whose blood was luckily, due to the damage to her Camper" trophy won at summer
With her first pair of
lhe loss of Patti, her 19 in high school and college that .21 % alcohol, didn't even try to abdominal organs, she bled to camp?
daughter. Patti was came easy to her.
She could stop. He was too drunk to see death. Patti put a lot of heart in- high heels, her Senior Prom
to life, and her strong heart con- gown, her lipstick, her toothby a drunk driver. She make anyone smile just listening her crossing the street
Let me tell you about Patti. tinued to beat It took five long brush? Tell me, Drunk Driver,
honor student at a state to her deep throaty voice. When
in New Jersey. Her mo- she laughed you could see the She had a wonderful boyfriend agonizing hours for Patti to die · what do I do with her letter from
this essay for several sparkle of Ireland in her eyes and who is graduating from college in the emergency room. The doc- the Dean?
It was an attempt to the whole world laughed with this spring. They were so much tors and nurses who attended to
How has· your life been affectprocess the horror of her. She had a witty sense of hu- in love it was fun to be around her, and cried with me, tried to ed, Drunk Driver?
Have you
ident that claimed her mor coupled with a sense of real- them. I suspected they were ·plan- treat everything first. The hem- been prosecuted? What suspends life. It was an attempt ity about life that was far beyond ning to make a lifelong committ- orhaging into her brain and the ed sentence will you receive?
hemorhaging into · her abdomen, Are you still driving? Drunk?
10 others the pain a fam- her years. The Drunk Driver who ment to each other. They were
Patti knew both were fatal injuries. She was Will this punishment be enough
from this kind of reek- hit her that night never saw her sensible kids, too.
It was an appeal to until her head smashed through she wanted to finish college and too alive in life to settle for the to keep you sober behind the
who get behind the wheel his windshield. His statement at start a career before getting mar- Jiving-death she would have wheel? I noticed that your shat"night out." It was an at- the scene was "I saw a smash on ried. Her boyfriend agreed, feel- faced if she had lived. She had tered windshield has been fixed.
the windshield. I pulled over. I ing that they should both beto go.
My daughter's shattered body
save a life.
Now, you tell me, Drunk Dri- couldn't be fixed. Just as you
got out of the car--and I saw her come established in careers before making a committment to ver, what do I do with 19 years took her life you shattered mine
or a Drunk Driver
in the road."
Let me tell you about Patti. each other. They were willing to -lf memories of the love and when you got behind the wheel
ghter Patti was a nine- She was quite athletic even as a wait and "do things right" I had laughter I shared with Patti. Tell of your car too drunk to see, and
year old sophomore at a youngster. She loved her gym- visions of my grandchildren me, Drunk Driver, what do I do too drunk to stop.
coUege in New Jersey. She nastics lessons which started at a- bouncing around my house. ,- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - -- proud to be on the Dean's bout five years old. She · was on Patti's pelvis took the full force
semester. She_was wait- her high school gymnastics team of the automobile's impact as it
the letter from school to for three years.
By the time hit her. She must have been facher achievement official. Patti graduated from high school ing the car, maybe even waving
leuer did arrive but she she had grown to 5'4", too tall her arms in terror. Her pelvis by Kimberly Evans
material, he astonishes his audbad the satisfaction of read- to compete as a gymnast in col- was shattered. Splintered bones Beacon FeatureWriter
iences with his skill on the syn1. She was killed by a lege.
She continued her gym- pierced through her uterus.thesizer.
Driver as she walked a- nastics workouts on her own, fi- spleen, and liver.
One of the national circuit's
Wendy, lead vocalist, keyTwo of the three injuries would most facinating and popular boardist, and "ethereal and beautl street on the night before nally growing to a tall slenderto begin the second se- le ed 5'6". Both of her beaut- have killed Patti. The damage to
groups, The Bermuda Triangle iful bass guitarist, mesmerizes
Band, will be entertaining stu- with a crystal clear soprano
dents and their parents this Satur- that's got to be the best in the
day night with their light rock, business," writes Entertainment
- pop, and comedy . They will be New York .
appearing at the Student Center
The Band spends at least
at 8 p.m., and are the second in- three quarters of the year doing
stallment of The Programming concerts tours from California to
Board's Saturday Night Subset
Maine, in which audience particThe band is made up of two ipation and free kazoos makes
high energy musicians with an them tops in clubs and on campincredibly
big
live
sound. uses. They have been guests on
Roger, formerly an electronics countless T.V. shows as well as
engineer, has developed a way to performing with such artists as
play live digital drums simul- Billy Joel and Harry Chapin.
taneously with his self-custom- They have developed an avid folized electric autoharp. As vocalSee Bermuda page 7
ist and composer of the band's

The Bermuda Triangle
comes to Wilkes

Isn't the United Way
run by a fe w businossmen? Who runs
that orga nization a n_y way?

p. rn.
p .rn.

The United Way of Wyoming Valley Is a •olunteer drin n organizatil of onr 3.000
Yoluntc,ers and 28 local member agencies. It raises funds throughout the Valley to
support its member agencies and 103 programs. which are all non-profit organizations. ·
The United Way's Board of Directors is made up of a cross-section of •olunteeis who ~ .
concerned about their community, Directors inclu de: business leaders. labor representatives. housewives. clergy. educators. professionals and working people.

.rn.
rn .

Directors are Yoted into office by the people wh o attend the United Way's Annual
Meeting, Contributors and non-contributors are periodica lly surveyed for their opinions
about how the United Way should be run and w h ich needs should be addressed .

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It brings out the best in all of us:·

�PAGE SIX

September 15, 1988

Beacon at the movies

WIN? Yes Win with W.I.

Explosive Young Guns
by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor

Here he meets up with John
Tunston, played by Terrence
(Wall Street) Stamp.
Tunston
This week's film resembles transports "the Kid" secretly out
an old-time western six-shooter of town and to his private propistol. Each chamber in the gun perty on the outer limits. It is
is loaded with a rising young act- here where Estevez joins a group
or, and once fired, you are pelt- of young
men
called
the
ed with an explosive new · Regulators, created and trained
western called Young Guns.
by Tunston, and led by Charlie
Emilio Estevez starts the (Platoon, Wall Street) Sheen, the
chamber rotation starring as second actor to load the sixBilly the Kid. Estevez's perfor- shooter chamber, who plays
mance is overwelming. He has a Dick Brewer. Tunston is training
sly and malevolent presence the six youths to serve the law.
everytime he appears on the
The Regulators find themscreen. You never know what to selves deputized early due to
expect from him, and you never some
disheartening
circumknow what to expect from this stances which arise. This sad ocfilm due to its impressive story- currence has Billy the Kid infurline.
At the beginning of the iated so much · that he assumes
film Estevez is fleeing from the leadership of the Regulators and
law in a small western town. leads them on a
warpath.

They're suppo~ed to
serve by Wendi Harvey
warrants by capturing various Beacon Feature Editor
criminals.
Instead,
they capture filll! kill their prey every
A free semester, tuition retime out. Now they are hunted duction, free books, a
trip to
by the legitimate law as well as New York City, a pizza party,
those outside the law.
This movie tickets . . ., you name it,
leads to a classic gunfight at the and it's probably included in the
film's finale.
list of possible prizes offered by
Finishing off the final four W.I.N. (Wilkes Intracollege Netchambers of actors are Lou (La work). W.I.N. is a new organiBamba) Diamond Phillips who zation on campus which will be
plays
the
Indian
Regulator, conducting a game called Wilkes
Chavez;
Kiefer
(Lost
Boys) INC (Wilkes Intracollege NetSutherland, who stars as Doc; work Competition).
Casey
(3
O' Clock High)
Last spring several students-Siemaszko, who plays the part of George Strand, Michelle Olexa,
the . worrisome Charlie; and new- Karen
Murphy,
Mary
Lou
comer
Dermot
Mulroney. Conaboy,
Kevin
Tronkowski,
Patrick(related to John) Wayne, and Michelle Novobilski--along
has a cameo appearance as Pat with Dr. Mike Garr, applied for a
Garett.
grant from Fund for Improvement
Young Guns is loaded with of Post Secondary Education
powerful acting, explosive cam- (F.I.P.S.E.). The goal of the
era work, and high-intensity ac- grant is to develop proposals
tion sequences. Next time you're that make educational environin the line of fire, drop all your ments which are substance abuse
old weapons, but hold on to your free. Before you start thinking,
Young Guns.
"Prohibition, I'm not reading
any more of this article," this article is NOT about prohibition.
DIE GIM,N
Research has shown that pro~ 3.5
hibition does not work. The id3.5
eology behind the game and the
&lt;Cm:nw&amp;- 3.25
purpose of the grant is to reduce
2.75
the problems (bodily, self, propMlwiwt·
erty) associated with excessive
Il"fum!tl) &lt;Gm¢F 3.25 .
drinking and drug use.
The grant application has
not been accepted or rejected as

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Brothen Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez team in Young Guns.

of yet, but Wilkes Coll
provided some money to
game at a smaller levcl.
exact prizes have not been
ed, but free tuition for one
ter is a prize which will,
likelihood, be offered.
"We decided," said1k.
"to reward students foc
ible . student behavior.'
"we," he explained, is DIX
ministration of the
the students themselves.
dents are represenled by
students who make up 1M
Board: Mary Lou
Karen Murphy, Miehe&amp;
George
Strand, and
Tronkowski. Dr. Garr
me, this is a student
I'm not formally part of
gram. It's a way of c
institution from the bottom
George Strand, o~
W.I.N. board memben,
"We [students] wrote
[application], formed 1M
and went to meeting~
game came from studenlS,
dents, by students."
The game itself is
unique. It seeks to a
to students on the basis
performance as students.
seeks to create a suppo
ronment that will decre.ase
cessive use of drugs and
The purpose of the game ·

See WIN
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1. STEAK ........... 2.15

2. CHEESESTEAK ... . 2.45
3. STEAK &amp; MUSH. ... 2.55
4. CHEESESTEAK
&amp; M USHROOM .... 2.85

5. STE

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7. SAL

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8 . SAUSAGE
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9. SAUSAGE &amp; PEPPERS
WITH CHEESE ..... 3.25
10. MEATBALL .

.. . 2.60

11 . MEATBALL
&amp; CH EESE . . .

. 2.90

PLAIN
PEPPERONI. .

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MEDIUM

16"
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$6.00

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7.35

8.50
8.50

7.55

8.80

19. TUNA FISH with melt_ed cheese ..

PEPPER S

7.35

8.50

20. TURKEY WITH CHEESE .

. 3.45

ONIONS .

7.35

8.50

13. VEAL CUTLET .

. 3.05

ANCHOVY .

7.35

8.50

SAUSAGE ..

7.35

8.50

11 .00

12.90

1. 10

1.35

JUMBO SLICE ..

1.00

.40
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SICI LIAN STYLE

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PARMIGIANA TU RNOVER
Eggplant. Cheese &amp; Sauce . .. •. .. • • • • • • •

MON. thm FRI.-10 a.m. to ,.. p.m.
SAT.-10 a.m. to 6 p:.J.1.
CLOSED SUNDA". S

2.65

ZIO GIOVAN~
1.50

9.45

1.75

MOZZARELLA. CHEESE. LETTUCE,
TOMATO, SAUCE . .

12.00

2.00

GUGINO PASQUALE

1.05

.40
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(March 21-April 19) Expect the big freeze this week; it
like a great deal of boredom will be coming your way. Try not t
yoursett to death.

rus (April

20-May 20) Someone you know very well is out to

you. Yes, there may be some talking going on behind your
Be very careful disclosing what with whom.

mini (May

21-June 21) A good dose of love may be coming
way this week, so watch out; you may or may not want it.

ncer

(June 22-July 22) Start counting to 10 right now,
se there will be a lot of irritation thrown your way this week.
your temper, it will only get you into trouble.

(July 23-Aug. 22) Oh, Oh, you may not know it, but you may
deceiving yourself big time. It may be something as simple as
·ng plaid and stripes and saying to yourself "boy I look good,"
as bad as thinking you don't have to study for that Critical
ing test. Whatever, make sure you are seeing reality.

rgo (Aug. 23-Sept.

22) Forget about this v.:eek. Things look..
. . not so good; prepare for Armageddon.

bra

(Sept. 23-0ct. 23) HAPPY WEEK!!!
this week--lf I may quote from Homer.

rpio (Oct 24-Nov. 21) Beware of strange animals sleeping
your doorstep. Don't feed them; they will never go away. (This
es human animals).
gittarius

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Hey, chin up this week. Things
not as bad as they seem. Look for a little happiness coming you

pricorn

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Don't be afraid to try something
. Variety just might spice up your life this week.

uarius (Jan.
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1LAMI

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hing? Well believe it or not, you have done some things to
end every last person you know, and now you will be lucky to

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20-Feb 18) So you want to have a good week,

?NOT!!!!!! Boy, you just can't get a break.

riends whatsoever. Practice saying I am sorry.

cheese

Different perspective

Tristan and Iseult:
a soap opera
by Bill Barber
Beacon Columnist

Now for a subject near and
dear to all of us: Love. It might
be safe to assume that everyone
in college these days has some
association with it.
Certainly
anyone who's ever watched a
soap opera is fully aware of the
convolutions of true love, right?
Wrong. You ain't heard nothing
yet
This year love is even being
taught as theme in the English
Department.
There is erotic
love, love of God, Courtly Love,
that good old standby unrequietcd
love, and even the love that dare
not speak its name.
In the name of all this love,
we have been dragging up the
classics and pouring through
them for signs of love, from platonic love to Love's Labour Lost
to The Art of Loving. Be sure
that before you graduate from
these hallowed halls, and soon it
will be, you too will have . your
own little noses rubbed in love.
Trust me. I know these things.
But to take some of the
sting away, I've done my research. I've died for our sins.
I've spent six days reading
Tristan and Iseult. In one large
Macademian nutshell, let me
saveall of you the future trouble.
Once there was a young
prince born in sadness in a far
away land. His father dies in battle, his mother gives up the
ghost the day he's born and he's
raised by another prince, becomes a great huntsman, gets
brought accidentally back to his
own uncle, King Mark, who
doesn't at first recognize him, of
course. This is part and parcel of
all these myths.
Next he is sent to Ireland to
slay Morholt the Giant. Much
swordwork follows.
Morholt is
slain but Tristan is wounded.

Bermuda
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Their latest recording,
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"What a pleasure it was having Bermuda Triangle.
Every
good thing that I have heard
about your group was true...and
more. Never have I seen such
audience participation from our
students! Students are still walking around with their ·kazoos,"
writes Debbie Guffy, assistant
dean of students at Wesleyan
College.
"The Bermuda Triangle Band
is one of the most talented
groups around. No matter what
your musical preference is,"
states Entertainment New York.

Now emer lseult.
Iscult is Morholt's niece,
and she is the fairest of the fair.
But she hates Tristan for killing
her uncle. However, she cures
Tristan's wound, passes up several chances to kill him, and
ends up, after more strife than
you'd care to hear about, being
brought back as a gift for King
Mark! There's some stuff about a
dragon, a poison tongue, a Red
Head and a lot of trifles but the
important thing to remember
here is that Iseult's mother
makes an elixer that will guarantee that . her daughter, upon
drinking this with her new husband King Mark, will fall hopelessly and mutually in love--to
the death!
You guessed it.
By accident, on the cruise over, her
maid serves The Brew to Tristan
and Iseult, and BOOM, their fate
is sealed.
Now, here's where the Courtly Love comes in. Tristan has
to be faithful and loyal to King
Mark, but the truth is Tristan has
the hots so bad he can't help
himself from bedding down .the
King's fiance. We all know what
happens next Right? We've all
been through something like
this.
Wait, it gets worse. Iscult's
maid is so upset at her mistake,
that she offers to substitute herself in Iseult's marriage bed, and
King Mark, blind as a bat we presume, has his way with the maid
while Iseult is cuckolding him
like crazy on the other side of
the bed chamber.
Somcthing's
got to give.
The other Knights get wind
of this and start a series of unending challenges to this tryst Oh
let's see, there are so many intrigues set afoot that at one
point the poor old king ends up
·hiding in a pine tree to catch the
lovers but the . see him there and

outsmart him. A vicious dwarf
gets into the picture. Astrology,
vengance, ruse, and betrayal all
come after them. Why, at one
point the old king banishes
Tristan a$ain and actually throws
Iseult to a hundred lepers! Our
Celtic ancestors really had a way
with soap opera.
But always
God is on the side of our starcrossed lovers and finds them
new and more curious places to
lay down together.
Now here comes the twister.
Tristan, for reasons too numerous to explain here, is forced
to marry another Princess, in
Brittany, and her name is, now
get ready:
Iseult.
Yes folks.
Did you ever break up with a girl
named Betty and then take up
with another girl named Betty?
The only good that can come of
it is when you cry out her name
in the middle of the night you
can't get yourself into much
trouble. You and I can't anyway.
Tristan is another story.
He tells Iseult #2 that due to
a dragon's curse he must not
sleep with his wife for a year.
She buys this. Meanwhile, there
is more deception, intrigue, and
furious sparing contests until
Tristan is at last mortally wounded. He sends for Iseult #1 who
blasts in on a ship, tells Isuelt
#2 to back off, throws herself beside Tristan, and dies of a broken
heart
King Mark takes pity on
them and has them buried side by
side where forever after an unseverable vine grows between their
graves.
The moral is:
save this
column and save yourself the
trouble. Go ahead and stick to
As The World Turns. I'm sure
I've given you enough of the
myth to help you get at least a B
on the exam.

So come out this Saturday, get W.I.N.
an evening of good music, fun, Continued from page 6
and sure why not, a kazoo.

The Beacon is looking
for a News _
Assistant Editor.
Interested studenj:S
- should go tQ the
Beacon office, third
floor of the
&lt;Conyngham;Stud;~t

·_ Ceriteras well as talk

t~ Mt. Tom Bigler, --Capin Hall 20B.

ward stuctents, not to punish
them.
An advisory board has been
organized which consists of one
student representitive from the
seven major clubs on campus:
IRHC,
Beacon,
Programming
Board,
Student
Government,
R.A.s, Commuter Council, and
Circle K, and six non-students
(faculty, administration). The advisory board oversees operations
of the competition, makes recommendations, and settles questions
of fairness pertaining to the
game. The Advisory Board will
hold its first meeting on September 23 at 4:00 p.m. in the
conference room of Weckesser
Hall. See page 4 for game points.

�September 15, 1988

PAGEEIGIIT

Roving Reporter

What in life is so jmportant to you that without it life woul
by Nancy Houtz
Beacon Feature Reporter

Chris Lohr
(freshman)
My little cousin.
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PAGENINE

Wilkes Events

be worth living?

by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor
The Fall semester at Wilkes
College, in particular at the
Dorothy
Center,

Frank Castano
(senior)

My family and friends.

Dickson
Darte
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be
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calm, much like a sunny autumn
day. This is at least until some
storm winds blow more talent towards the Center for the Performing Arts. However, there is a
collection of events that will be
of key interest to sturlents and
faculty alike. Herc's a schedule
of upcoming events al the CPA:

(Thursday) 7:30 p.m. -..
Wilkes College Faculty Seminar.

6th

(Wednesday) 2:00 p.m.
Malcolm Forbes: Presentation
of Honorary Doctor of Humane
Leuers.
12th

(Thursday) 4:00 p.m.
Lecture: Dr. Rosemary Tong,
Director of Women's Studies at
Wilkes College.

27th

(Thursday) 8: 15
Wilkes
College
sion/Wind Ensemble
27th

September
Michele Corbett
(freshman)

17th (Saturday) 8:00 p.m. -Chameleon Trail, a new play by
Dr. Robert Stellin.

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See Events page 10

�PAGE TEN

September 15, 1988

Let's Rock and Roll

December

Events
Continued from page 9

10th (Thursday) 8:00 p.m. -- Wilkes College Theater *
11th
(Friday)
8:00 p.m.
-- Wilkes College Theater *
by Tom Obrzut
12th (Saturday) 8:00 p.m. Beacon Staff Writer
-- Wilkes College Theater *
13th
(Sunday)
2:00 p.m Everybody loves rock 'n' roll. Recently, WYSP 94, Philadelphia's
-- Wilkes College Theater *
top classical rock station, released their list of the top 1000 rock songs.
Beginning this week The Beacon will list approximately 35 songs per
15th (Tuesday) 8:00 p.m. issue with intentions of reaching number one next May.
-Wilkes College, Jazz:
Bob
We will begin this week at number 1000.
Wilber, Director of Wilkes Jazz
Studies.
1000. I'm Happy Just To Dance With You/Beatles

999. Out Of Touch/Hall &amp; Oates
998. Synchronicity II/Police
997. Don't Look Back/Boston
996. Free Ride/Edgar Winter Group
995. Here Comes My Girl{fom Petty
994. Anytime At All/Beatles
993. Night They Drove Old Dixie Down/Joan Baez
992. I Just Want To Celebrate/Rare Earth
991. Isn't She Lovely/Stevie Wonder
990. Back In Time/Huey Lewis &amp; The News
989. Ain't Too Proud To Beg/fcmtations
988. Dancin' In The Streets/Mick Jagger &amp; David Bowie
987. Spirits In The Material World/Police
986. Shower The People/James Taylor
985. Misty Mountain Hop/Led Zeppelin
984. Couldn't Get It Right/Climax Blues Band
983. One Step Up/Bruce Springsteen
982. Deja Vu/Crosby Stills Nash &amp; Young
981. (I've Been) Searching So Long/Chicago
980. Badlands/Bruce Springsteen
979. Spooky/Classics IV
978. Another Saturday Night/Cat Stevens
977. Oye Come Va/Santana
976. Go Now/Moody Blues
975. Some Guys Have All The Luck/Rod Stewart
974. No Matter What/Badfinger
973. Swingtown/Steve Miller Band
972. Get Togethcr/Y oungbloods
971. Rock And Roll Band/Boston
970. Cruel To Be Kind/Nick Lowe
969. Sugar Mountain/Neil Young
968. Dangerous Type/Cars
967. Night They Drove Old Dixie Down/The Band
966. Story In Your Eyes/Moody Blues
965. She Came In Through The Bathroom Window/Joe Cocker
Notes: Led Zeppelin make their first appearance in the top 1000 at
#985 with "Misty Mountain Hop" off their highly successfull album, "Led
Zeppelin IV." The Beatles make their first two appearances on the chart
at #'s 1000 and 994. Boston, whose debut album "Boston" launched their
career in 1976 place at #'s 997 with the title track of their second album
"Don't Look Back" and at #971.

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16th {Wednesday)
8:00
-- Guitarist Bill Matthews.

p.m

22nd {Tuesday) 8:15 p.m.
-- Wilkes College Wind Ensemble.

1st (Thursday) 7:30 p.m. --Wilkes College Faculty Seminar.

of The Sordoni

9th
(Friday)
THRU
11th
(Sunday) 8 p.m. nightly --Ballet
Northeast Nutcracker *
16th
{Friday)
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18th
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Northeast Nutcracker *

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The Sordoni Art Gallery, located on the fust level of Stark
Leaming Center, will have a full
slate of art collections on view
for the fall semester. Herc's
what's what:

THE BEACON IS LOOKING

ANYONE WILLING TOT

Anzalone sings a jok
by Lee Morrell
Beacon Editor
A new age is dawning for
the Wilkes College Programming
Board. New equipment, a bigger
budget, new members, better
acts, and bigger audiences have
made the Board increasingly opti. mistic about its future.
"In just two shows this past
weekend, we must have gotten
five extremely interested new
members; people who would be
with it until they graduate," said
Board Chairman Andrew Morrell.
The crowds have been bigger, also. The Friday night movie brought in almost two hundred
people while a packed SUB audience witnesse.d the musical comedy of Tom Anzalone.
Anzalone, who has been a
professional for eight years, did
an hour of mainly musical impressions. His talent is his exceptional guitar playing. Although
his voice impersonations were
far from perfect, his playing
more than made up for it. This

is not to say all of his
impersonations
weren't
on.
Most notable was his Bruce
Springsteen's A-B-C's.
Also
worth mentioning was his Bob
Dylan smgmg "Peter Cottontail;" Jack Nicholson sings Pink
Floyd; his Prince and Leon
Redbone
(the
Bud
guy)
impersonations;
and his Jerry
Lewis sings Michael Jackson's
"Billie Jean."
His show was mostly this
kind of zany musicaVcomcdy. In
fact, he opened his show with a
duet of guitar and trombone: the
guitar in his hands and the
trombone,
his
own
verbal
creation.
He also joked about
Johnny Cash, Elvis, Billy Joel,
Johnny Mathis, Guns and Roses
(the religious version is Nuns
and Moses), Phil Collins, INXS,
The Cure {the singer looks like
the disease) and Julio Iglesias
(translated, his name is Joe
English).
Anzalone's
opera
training
(he studied music and opera in
college) came in hal!,dY when he

did his interpretation
Who's
classic "rock
Tommy. He did "Pinball W
in three acts, opera style.
was possibly Anzalone's
moment in his show.
Anzalone's act was a
of great talent The only
side was that it seemed ~
he ran out of material very
ly. He was called up for an
peeled encore (thanks IO
enthusiastic crowd), but
performed requests on the gui
Not only did Anzalone
miere some new material on
stage, he made up several
jokes for future shows.
notable was his discovery
the end of the Guns and
song "Sweet Child o'
sounds like Julia Child.

of
rica and The
:bow many of you
Wilkes College i
own personal sho,
right, the "Wilk&lt;
has been practici
"depending 0 1
schedule, to use ,
, will premiere 1
onday, Septembc
n a week earli
tember 19.

ing

in

COOi'(

es Today," u
ege TV Club,
by Tom Nelson,
to the Wilkes
Department.
ub as something
all W ilkes stt
get their
publicized,'
pus know
over the ,

Nelson wan
e as a superstr
Today."'
Sine
entirely funded I
is open to any a
"th a desire to
ev1s1on
broadc
illingness to cc
to the task at
is necessary.
production 1
218, betwe&lt;
and 12:30
ursday.
oday" is still
but as the i
rience and

The Programming Board
dam ready to burst I hope l
in the valley for this flood.
Congratulations to N
Chairperson Kimberly Evans
her first show and to the rest
the Board for a show well dooo!

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September 15, 1988

ilkes Today
of Good
, America and The Today
but how many of you are a-

bl Wilkes College is put-

opera style.
Anzalone's
ow.
act was a
The only
seemed as
terial very
ed up for an
(thanks to
1wd), but
sts on the gui

M Anzalone
material on
up several
shows.
is discovery
Guns and R
hild o'
Child.

ilS own personal show?
's right, the "Wilkes Tohas been practicing all
and, "depending on the
· n schedule, to use a..Holtenn, will premiere no latMonday, September 26,
y open a week earlier, on
, September 19.
tioning in cooperation
"Wilkes Today," is the
College TV Club, which
by Tom Nelson, a re·uon to the Wilkes Com·ons Department.
Tom
the club as something of a
·1 for all Wilkes students,
they can get their views
, events publicized,'' and
the campus know what's
on all over the Wilkes
·1y.

ically, Nelson wants the
IO •serve as a superstructure

ilkes Today."' Since the
b is entirely funded by the
it is open to any and all
wilh a desire to learn
television
broadcasting
a willingness to commit
ves to the task at hand.
ricnce is necessary. Just ,
ii al the production studio,
in SLC 218, between the
of 12:00 and 12:30 Mongh Thursday.
ilkes Today" is still rath. ·uve, but as the particigain experience and confiNelson hopes to see the

show really improve upon itself. by Michele Broton
"Right now, all we can do is Beacon Feature Writer
send the students out and just let
them do it."
Pleasant laughter can be
"In the future, I want to heard reverberating throughout
really professionalize 'Wilkes To- the halls of Stark Learning Cenday,'" Nelson says. Presently, it ter's second floor as inspired
is necessary to "fill in" air space students file out of the classes of
with news from CNN and other Mr. Tom Nelson. Tom, as he
sources. But, if Nelson has his prefers to be called by his stuway, all the news, all the sports, dents, has captured the hearts and
and all the entertainment wilr minds of the video broadcasting
come directly from the Wilkes community- at Wilkes College.
College campus itself.
Nelson
After only two weeks of classees both the show and the TV ses, Nelson has established himClub as agents of Wilkes Col- self as an integral part of the
lege, promoting events and the Wilkes Communication Department. His students already deschool.
Wilkes Today, the brain- scribe him as "dynamic" and "suchild of Tom Nelson, is more perb."
than just a place to go and have
A bachelor of the arts in hisfun. It is an academic area de- tory, Nelson is proud of the fact
signed for serious study by seri- that ,he attended Boston College.
ous students. Anyone hoping to "That's college, not university. "
go into the broadcasting field He then went on to get his MS
would be well advised to partici- in radio, television, and film at
pate, since Wilkes Today is a . Syracuse University in 1979.
marvelous place to gain practical
Nelson gained his "handsexperience, both in talent and on" experience in television as a
technical areas. "You can be an weekend anchorman and reporter
anchor or the technical director," in Alpaso, Texas.
While that
to name a few of the opportuni- was his most prominent experience, Nelson has had various poties open to you.
By now, you're probably dy- sitions in the broadcast media.
ing to know when and where you
He gained teaching experican catch "Wilkes Today." Well, ence at Southwest State Univer"Wilkes Today" can be seen in sity in Marshall, Minnesota,
the Stark Lobby from 12-12:30 where he taught for 2 years.
Married for just one year,
every Monday through Thursday.
The enthusiasm found in Tom Nelson says that he likes it here
Nelson and all the students at Wilkes. He was looking for a
involved is amazing, and that is small, private, liberal arts colcertain to guarantee that "Wilkes lege, and that's just what he
Today" will be a tremendous sue- found at Wilkes.
cess.
While Nelson's background
is in television, he is not blind
to the danger it can present to

society.
He is aware of television's tendency to present pop
culture, and "when pop culture
starts to rule, it becomes a drug.
bringing about a decline in
society."
An
easygoing
professor
with innovating ideas, what
could be better?
Well, when
those qualities are combined with
the intelligence and charisma of
someone like Tom Nelson, you
can bet your last dollar that you
have a wmnmg cotpbination.
There is no doubt that Wilkes
has profited from Tom Nelson's
presence. We would like to welcome him and wish him a very
happy stay at Wilkes College.

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College today. Normally I would have had nine million trivia
knocking down my door to tell me the correct answer to last
questions. This week two people answered, neither of whom were
for the prize. First was Beacon Assitant Sports Editor Jim C
said "The White Sox vs. the Cubs, right?" WRONG! The only
who answered correctly was my Aunt Pearl, who told me ii
Yankees vs. the Mets. Congratulations Aunt Pearl.
It was a relatively slow week for sports. There were various
games, week two of the college -and professional football
successful defense of The Americas Cup, and the opening of
training camps. In baseball The American League witnessed ilS
game of the season with an eighteen inning, six hour and one
game.
In that game my man, Claudell "So-what
Hall-of-Fame-wants-it" Washington rapped his second game-win ·
run in the Yank's four game sweep of the Detroit Tigers.
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Meadows, New York, the home of the U. S. Open, the final leg
"Grand Slam." After two weeks of hard playing it came down
finalists, two men and two women. For the men it was #I
Lendl and #2 seed Mats Wilander. In a record 4 hour and 54 min
Wilander beat Lendl to become the first man to win three of
events in a year since Jimmy Connors did it 13 years ago.
vjctory, Wilander becomes the first Swcde''fo claim the ATP#!
sinc_e the great Bjorn Borg. On the women's side, Steffi Graf made
as the first Grand Slam winner in 18 years. The Slam consists of
in the French, Australian, U.S. Opens, and Wimbledon. Grafbei
Gabriella Sabatini.
Question #1 Who was the last Swede to claim victory a1
Open?
Question #2 Who were the first Americans (man and woman
the Grand Slam, and in what year did they complete this task?
Good luck in fielding these questions. As usual we have
reward for trivial knowledge. You also get your name in the
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September 15, 1988

ikers hitting the road

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Rooters lose
home opener

men.
Doris Saracino and
volleyball team are
identity
Wilkes
indoors

lose their identity," says Coach
Saracino. "We want to keep our
Wilkes identity."
Coach Saracino says support
from the Wilkes students is
vital.
The only technically
home game will be played at
King's College, and this game is

Miller and Lora Rinehimer, all
seniors.
Also returning are
juniors Lynda Pluschau and Linda
Straface, and sophomore Jennifer
Catania.
There are eight fresh
faces on this year's squad,
including junior Lori Trombetta
and seven freshmen.
The

by Andy Renner
Beacon Sports Writer
Wilkes' men's soccer held
its home opener this past
Saturday against Messiah, which
is
ranked
fifth
in
the
Pennsylvania-New Jersey Region. Messiah did not make the
home opener a good one for the
Colonels. Wilkes played tough,
but came up on the wrong end of
a 4-0 score.
The Falcons struck quickly
by scoring two goals within the
first 15 minutes. The Colonels

came out in the second half
playing well but another quick
goal by Messiah slowed any
kind of comeback that may have
ensued.
The
team
traveled
to
Scranton on Tuesday to take on
the the Univer~ity of Scranton
Royals.
The Colonels will be
home again this Saturday, September 17 against Upsala. Game
time is set for 11:00 a'.m. Don't
forget this weekend is Parent's
Weekend so bring Mom and Dad
out to the game to cheer on the
Colonels.

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and reality.
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Volleyball tri-captains; Lora Rinehimer, Lisa Kravitz, and Debbie Miller •
, it is the only team
by the construction of
Sports and Conference
The problem: no gym,
games, no home court
The team practices
11 LCCC, and all its
away games.
No
, no home team
e team hopes the
true.
to

senior Dede Palin.
it does not have the
five members to score
it is automatically 0-8
am. "Dede will basicrun,,ing to gear up for
Atlantic Conference
·ps; said McGuire.
Colonels' home course
Park which McGuire
a fast course and should
die freshmen to have
times. On September
will be the visiting
Ibey lake on rival King's
I Kirby Park.
MAC Championships
place on Saturday,
5. There is a team as
11 individual championne ~ six finishers have
to qualify for the

an important one.
"We really freshmen are Nicole Mushett, a
need the Wilkes kids to come 5'9" hitter from Ridgefield, CT,
down to King's and support us."
Kathleen Monahan, a backrow
The Lady Colonels will try defensive player from Rutherford,
to improve upon last year's NJ, Jodi McNeal, Amy , Wells,
record of 8-21. The team only Allison Zier, and Mary Jo
lost two players to graduation: Babiowski.
setters Mary Theresa Ayres and
Wilkes' sole home game
Carolyn
Ciccarino.
Coach will be played against Scranton j
Saracino has six letterwomen on September 21 at King's I Sean.Lockhead looks to pass the ball off to Doug Albertson.
returning, including Captain Lisa _:C::o:.ll=e~ge:.:'s:..:S=can=dl:.:o::::n:..G::.ym~.:.:nas=iu=m:.::.:.....--!lc....._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __

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McGuire is still optimistic. "We
have a dedicated bunch of guys
They could get discouraged ve
easily.
Early season workou
have been going good.
Th·
year's team has some people wh
are capable of becoming stron
runners in the conference. If we
run up to our potential we could
have a good season."
This past weekend the
Colonels traveled to Lebanon
Valley
to compete in an
invitational. . Although · they did
not fair as well as they would
have liked,
expectations are
still high.
"Even though we
fmished down in the standings
I'm pleased with the way we
ran," said McGuire. "We have a
good idea of where we have to
improve. I think they can win
some races this season if they
keep up the pace in wt,ich they
are working at now."

Mixed results for volleyballers
By Lisa Miller
Sports Editor

The
Wilkes
College
women's volleyball team opened
its
1988 season this past
weekend with two tournaments.
On Saturday the Lady Colonels
traveled to Philadelphia to compete in the Haverford Tournament.
On Sunday the team
competed in the Luzerne County
Recreation Department Volleyball Tournament and for the fifth
time in seven years were the
victors of the Commissioner's
Cup.
The Haverford Tournament
did not go as Coach Doris
Saracino and her team would
have hoped. The Lady Colonels
were shut out in all five matches.
Wilkes went down to Amherst 515, 3-15; Moravian 4-15, 3-15;
Delaware State 13-15, 10-15;

Wilmington College 8-15, 4-15; nine assists.
and host Haverford 1-15, 4-15.
Saturday, September 17 the
Even though things did not Lady Colonels travel to Upsala
go as they had wished on Sat- to take on Upsala and Johns
urday, the Lady Colonels re- Hopkins. On September 21 they
bounded on Sunday to defeat meet Scranton which is techcross-town rivals King's College nically a home game but which
and College Misericordia.
will be played at King's at 7:00
Wilkes defeated the Lady p.m.
The team would greatly
Monarchs of King's College in appreciate
fan
support
at
the first game {15-7, 15-10). this game.
The Lady Colonels then downed
the Lady Cougars of College ~ - - - - - - - - - - - - ,
Misericordia (15-9, 8-15, 15-7).
The Lady Colonels were
aided in their victories by key
plays from freshman Nicole
Mushett who served up five aces
and
senior
tri-captain
Lisa
Kravitz who had two aces.
Senior tri-captains Debbie Miller
and Lora Rinehimer also contributed to the team greatly. Miller
had 23 digs and Rinehimer had 1--_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __.

Good

Luck

Colonels

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September 15, 1988

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THE LOCKER ROOM
Was he really trying suicide? Only he knows, but the guess
here is no.
Hopefully, he will work out any tangible marital
problems before someone gets hurt, either physically or
emotionally.
I contacted a friend, Elmer Smith, the award-winning boxingwriter-tumed-sports-columnist of the Philadelphia Daily News , for
his views of the situation. He, like others, is undecided.
"Where there's smoke, .there's fire," Smith said, referring to
the alleged, suicide attempt.
"He's hard to read.
He's very
emotional. When you're around him, he's subdued, but you can see
the emotions under the surface.
"He's much like Ali in the sense that he's only happy in his
world (the ring). Tyson is so young, you'd expect instability."
Would Cus D'Amato, were he alive, have been able to guide ,
Tyson? "Maybe for a while longer," Smith said, "but he wouldn't
have made much of a difference.
"Tyson's a powder keg. I think something [tragic] is going
to happen to him."
Between the ropes, "Iron Mike" is as solid as the substance in
his nickname.
Sadly, other aspects of his life are much more
malleable.

by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor
The dichotomies of a celebrity are especially vivid.
Mike Tyson' ihe boxer. approaches the realm of invincibility.
Mike Tyson the . man exists much closer to vulnerability.
Hardship is indiscriminate. It cares not if one is the heavyweight
champion of the world.
The creature of controversy has been a continual bedfellow of
Tyson during his short fighting career. The most recent bizarre
incident to plague the twenty-two year-old was on Sunday,
September 4, when he crashed his wife's BMW into tree, knocking
himself unconscious for twenty minutes.
On Wednesday, September 7, The New York Daily News ran
an exclusive claiming Tyson had attempted suicide with the crash.
It also portrayed him as a wife-beater and a patient of New York
psychiatrist Henry L. McCurtis.
Columnist Mike McAlary? ~he
author of the piece who claimed individuals close to the champ10n
as his sources, also contended that Tyson has been the victim of a
chemical imbalance in his brain that causes violent behavior since
childhood. One incident related by McAlary has Tyson smacking
his wife, Robin Givens, and professional tennis player Lori
McNeil, a guest of the couple, during a summer vacation at
Paradise Island.
McAlary also revealed that Tyson took medication as a child to alleviate this problem but quit the treatment
when he began boxing. The story even included Tyson's supposed
threat to Givens to try suicide again.
·
In television interviews, McAlary said he personally felt the
crash was not a true death try, but rather a cry for help.
The day after the story was published, Tyson laughed it off.
"They're trying to make a freak show out of my life," he said.
"Nobody has more, better reasons to live than I do. I have way
too much butt to kick in the ring to try to kill myself out of the
ring." He also denied the allegations of wife abuse and psychiatric
help and whisked off to the Soviet Union with his Mrs. Spaseba,
glasnost.
Tyson also postponed his October 22 bout with Frank Bruno
due to a concussion suffered in the auto accident. He said he hopes
to fight in two months. Hang in there, Frank. Mike will thrash
you soon enough.
When a man is bigger than life, his actions are often the
victim of exaggeration. Tyson had a previous auto accident in
New York City and tried to give the uncooperative Bentley to a
pair of the city's finest. Heck, maybe the guy can't drive. He also
participated in a late August, late-night (sans David Letterman)
fisticuff with Mitch "Blood" Green, an accident waiting to happen,
in Harlem. But the champ was clearly not the aggressor, and
Green paid for his tomfoolery in blood. Heh-heh.
"Kid Dynamite" does have a short fuse. I covered three of his
bouts (vs. Biggs, Holmes, and Spinks) in Atlantic City for the
Ocean City (NJ) Sentinel-ledger, and during those occasions when
I observed or spoke with him, he was almost schizophrenic. One
moment , he would be as happy as a lark. The next, he would be
irate and snap off bitingly. The childlike appeal of one instance
would give way to graphic obscenities at post-fight press
conferences. He would often sleep through pre-fight conferences.
At first, these routines were cute, a sign of immaturity. After a
while, they looked to be something more long-reaching than
youth.
You know the expression "walk a mile in a man's shoes". No
one envies Mike Tyson's upbringing. We humans are animals of
habit, and Tyson learned many animalistic habits on the sn:eets of
Brownsville, Brooklyn.
Guidance is an important factor m personal ity development, and all semblances of direction in Tys~n•s
life are in the grave: his mother, Loma; his trainer and guardian,
Cus D'Amato; his fatherly co-manager, Jimmy Jacobs.
:, ome would say that these are just irrational acts by a man of
the same adjective. To be a boxer, one must have some degree of
irrationality, or as opponents of the sport would contend,
insanity. Tyson seems to have trouble defining his environment,
decid.ing whether he is fighting or just plain living.
Reports speculate that Tyson is 1Jncomfortable with his
succe,s. It is well-known that he stay£ close to his Brooklyn

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Beacon Feature Editor

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This , week's column will cover some topics that didn't get
at SAN DIEGO
their own story. The first topic is the women's volleyball team.
So you think you had a bad week. Well you should have been
on the women's volleyball team last week. Everything seemed to
N.Y. GIANTS
go wrong for them, but in a funny sort of way. A short humorous
at DALLAS
look at two of the Lady Colonels' practices:
Tuesday afternoon Coach Doris Saracino locked the keys in i
L.A. RAMS
her car. "Sure," you say, "everyone has done that before. No big
at L.A. RAIDERS
deal." But it gets better.
Wednesday, the freshmen went to have their physicals but the §
ATLANTA
doctor was called away on an emergency. Ok, that's still no bigi
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at SAN FRANCISCO
deal. Since the team has no gym of its own to practice in they
have to travel to L.C.C.C.
Well on this particular afternoon the
team met behind the Student Center Lo take the vans to L.C.C.C.
Guess what. No vans were in sight. This meant it was carpool
INDIANAPOLIS
time; one problem with this, though, was that there were only
at CLEVELAND
two vehicles available -- both compact cars. Eleven people and
two cars means extremely cramped conditions. A ten-minute ride
GUESS RECORD
feels like an eternity when you are cramped into a car with fiv,$!
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other people. Did I mention that each car's normal capacity is §
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four people?
It definitely seems as though this is going to be a long ! - - - - - - - -season for the Lady Colonels, but one that will be filled with
Saturday, Sept.
many memories for them to keep forever. I wish Coach Saracino
1988
and the Volleyball team much success this fall and congratulate
WILKES
them on their victory in the Luzerne County Recreation Board
vs
volleyball tournament.
Albright
Next on the agenda is the women's soccer team.
These
Football Will
wome~ played their hear!:, out in Saturday's game even though
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something to do ought to head on over to Ralston Field Monday §
throug h Friday from 3:30-5:30 p.m. No experience is needed; the ~
Remember , It'
only requirement is the desire to be part of the team.
Paren ts ' Day
An update on a former Colonel basketball player: Jeff Steeber
Ra l s ton Field
will be accompanying the Washington Generals and the Harlem
Globetrotters on their Southeast Asia Tour in October. Steeber

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, sunny afternoon it
10 be a victorious one
Wilkes field hockey
Lady Colonels took
College in their home

as Martina Jetrosky
ball to Kelly Wandel.
was then deflected into
Sue Barr. The Lady
were then up 1-0.
defensive plays were
by freshmen
Sue
, Lindsey Krivenko
Donna Cressman.
the half was winding
es scored its second
play made by Wandel.

some fine defensive
Dawn Smith, Tony
Alisa Geller, Tara
freshman goalie Gail
·vely,
forwards
Beaman, Jennifer Gluc,
Huber, and Khiet Huynh

The Lady Colonels in action against Wells on Saturday.
gave their best shot, in moving
the ball upfield despite not
adding to the score as it
remained at 2-0.
The team wishes to thank

Colonel Bob and all the fans for
their support on Saturday. The
Lady Colonels will be home on
Thursday, September 15 at 4:00
p.m. and again on Saturday, _

September 17.
Thursday's
ponent is East Stroudsburg
on Saturday they will
Albright.
Game time for
urday is 11:00 a.m.

upand
meet
Sat-

Parent's Day Athletic
Schedule
Men's Soccer vs Upsala
11:00
Field Hockey vs
Albright 11:00
Football vs Albright
1:00

Tough loss for Coach Miller
by Suzanne Payne
Beacon Sports Writer

IALLAS
.RAMS
,.A. RAIDERS

l sunny afternoon last

die Wilkes~Barre BreakClub opened their fall
with a 14-6 victory over
'versity of Scranton

Despite improving efforts,
the women's soccer team dropped
its home opener to Swarthmore
11-0 on Saturday.
Injuries are hindering the
development of the team.
Because of these injuries Head
Coach Kathy Miller and newly
acquired Assistant Coach John
Purcell have had an empty bench
with all women playing the
entire game.
Center
forewards
Jonine
Petras and Dawn Hosler were key
players. Petras turned in many
exceptional offensive as well as
defensive plays. Hosler, who
played with a shoulder injury,
will be a scoring force for the
Colonels in the future.
On defense Kathy Malloy
and Deb Erdner connected with
the ball to upset many of the
opposition's scoring drives.
Each person on the team
gave
significant
contributions

Breakers were lead by
of
Uege. Phelan scored all
Wilkes-Barre's tries in
.fdlcd match. From the
tickoff until half-time,
•:; were plagued by
Kathy Malloy waits to receive a pass from Wendi Harvey.
ard play and poor
11S5ing.
warm weather and
and although fatigue set in they come.
Practice is at Ralston 2045.
to produce the ball
allowed no goals for the last Field from 3:30-5:30 p.m. MonThe team travels this weekteam morale to be low
twenty minutes of the game.
day through Friday. If you have end for a two-game road trip to
the first half and the
Anyone women wishing to any questions or conflicts call
play Western Marlyand on Friday
our flat play," said
play soccer are ~xtremely w"el- Suzanne at 829-9906 or ext.
and Gettysburg on Saturday.
Sweigert
L-------------------------------------------=---=-------got on the board score before the first half ended down the Scranton passing at- session of the ball more oflen physical match.
Richie Owens
scrum half Dougie when Mark Phelan rumbled into tack in the second half. Strong and lengthen the Breakers lead. and Jeff Walsh turned in hearty
up a loose ball and the try zone for his first score of play by Nick Mattiolli, Harold Mark Phelan scored two more performances for the Breakers.
1wenty meters for the the afternoon.
The conversion Phillips, and Andy Harris kept · Limes in the second half to
The Breakers will take on
conversion kick was was good and at halftime the Scranton off the board for the complete his "hat trick" and York this Saturday afternoon in
lhe Norsemen jumped score was even at 6-6.
remainder of the game.
made the final score 14-6.
their first Union match of the
6-0 lead.
The Wilkes-Barre backline
The tough backline play
The B-side played to a season. Game time is scheduled
Breakers evened the ust&gt;.d aggressive play to shut allowed the forwards to gain pos- scoreless Lie in an extremely for 1:00 p.m. at Kirby Park.

llalf Mark Phelan

Scott
membe r, I
rents' Day
lston Fie

A1MrIEN"Jl'Il(Q)N UR

10 shut down Wells'

. GIANTS

Rob Jo

Positions Are Open
On The Wilkes Women
Varsity Soccer Team.
No Experience
necessary.
(It Counts as a Gym
Credit)
Practices are
Mon.-Fri. 3:30-5:30
at Ralston Field.
Most Games are
Scheduled for
Saturdays.
Contact Suzanne at
829-9906 or Wendi
829-3396 for Further
Information.

Writer

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September 15, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XLI

18766

No. 2

Cortland crushes Colonels, 37-0
by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor

.,..

A popular sports cliche
contends that any team can beat
another on a given day.
One
would have had a hard time
convincing the Wilkes Colonels
football team that it could have
defeated any squad last Saturday
after being squashed by Cortland
State, 37-0, in Cortland, New
York in front of 4,125 satisfied
Red Dragons fans at Davis field.
"We didn't execute offensively or defensively," said head
coach Bill Unsworth. "Cortland
didn't surprise us. They didn't do
anything that we didn't expect
them to do."
The Red Dragons took the
opening · kickoff and drove 73
yards in just four plays to take a
7-0 lead. The score came on a
21-yard touchdown pass from
uarterback Rich Keefer 18-34

270 yards, two touchdowns) to
junior wide receiver Greg Sirico.
The drive was highlighted by a
41-yard run by fullback Gareth
Grayson, who finished with 126
yards on 18 carries.
The Colonels, who managed
only one first down (by penalty)
in the opening half and six in
the game, couldn't move the
sticks and punted to Cortland.
Keefer led the offense to
paydirt again with a 12-play, 71yard drive. He ran one yard for
the score and a 14-0 lead. Two
big plays, a 33-yard screen to
Grayson and a 15-yard toss to
flanker Dave Falco after a
penalty had moved the Dragons
backwards, illustrated the disturbing tendency of the Colonels'
defense to allow long gainers,
especially on screens.
After another . three downs
and out for the Wilkes offense,
Keefer found Falco all alone in
the Colonel '
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th e W.ee.k

yard scoring strike.
The
Colonels found themselves down
21-0 in the first quarter.
It
wasn't a classic way to open the
s~ason.
"On the third tou\:hdown,"
said Unsworth, "the cornerback
was supposed to be in a threedeep zone. He covered a short
receiver and didn't cover his
zone. On the screen passes, we
had people in the right positions
but they didn't do what they were
supposed to do.
"We had three mental
lapses on defense that caused
three touchdowns.
In fact, on
those three big plays they had in
the first half, we were in the
defense we wanted to be in to in
to stop those plays. There was
just a total lack of execution."
After a blitzkrieg like that,
were the Colonels still in a
position to win the contest?
"We knew that they were going
m try to strike quick because
they have a lot of offensive
weapons," said Unsworth. "We
thought if we could weather that
quick strike we'd be okay, and
for a while, we settled down at
21-0, but then we just went back
and made more mistakes."
One mistake came in the
form of a fumble by Colonel quarterback Sean Meagley at his own
ten-yard line just before halftime.
The Wilkes defense held, but the
Red Dragons converted the faux
paus into a 24-yard field goal for
a 31-0 margin. Earlier in the
second quarter, Cortland had
scored on a 13-yard run by
Grayson to cap a 12-play, 69yard drive, which included a
spectacular
23-yard,
brokentackle scamper by tailback Eric
Love.

i

The only score of the
second half came on another big
play: _a 59-yard touchdown saunter by second-string fullback Nick
Amodio.
On the day, the
Cortland offense rolled up 520
total yards.
The Wilkes offense sputtered
all afternoon, managing only 40
rushing yards in 25 attempts.
Signal-caller Sean Meagley (824, 70 yards, 1 interception) was
the victim of a shaky line and at
least five dropped passes. His
un canny mobility limited the
Cortland defense to one sack, but
the
opportunities
for
plenty
more were there. Tom Musto (25, 17 yards) saw fourth quarter
action.
Wide receiver Mike
Harrison was the only offe:1sive
standout, with three receptions
for twenty-five yard-;.
Punter
Phil Voss punted ten times for a
decent 34.5 yard average.
The offensive line was also
ineffective at pass protection in
the scrimmage against Trenton
State.
What's wrong?
"There
were individual breakdowns, people just not executing their
assignments,"
commented
Unsworth.
"That's a veteran
line. They all started last year,
and they're all better than that.
"The same thing with the
wingbacks as far as blocking and
catching the ball. They're better
than that."
Left guard and tri-captain
Jim Byrne agreed.
"One guy
would break down on every play.
Every unit, the line, receivers,
the backs and quarterbacks, had
its problems. A lot of it had to
do with it being the first game.
We weren't putting it all together," he said.

"Offensively, we
own worst enemy,'
Unsworth. "Every time
something going, v..;'d
penalty
or
f
something."
ten penalties for 93
Cortland committed ·
for 100 yards in the ·
marred battle.
Defensively, g ·
age breakdowns occ
after producing a sc
44 sacks last
Colonels recorded noo:
Cortland. -Another p
the inability to finish
which led to the su
huge chunks of yar
backer Joe Daches
defenders with 11 tackles.
What positive
be drawn from the
"People are going to
look at themselves and
better football player
a better athlete than
shown.'
Some
have been talcing
things for granted, and
know that they're not
be able to do tha~
Unsworlh.
The Col
Albright in the home
Atlantic Conference
Saturday at 1:30 p.m. •
Field.

lice," he said. "l
what else to tell you."
It was that kind of
the Colonels.

Cross Country '88

Small numbers, big hoj&gt;es
by Ray Ott
Beacon Sports Writer

year's first - Colonel o( the
Wandel, a junior from Dallas, PA.
captain, had a goal and an a~ist in the field hockey
team's 2-0 victory over Wells last Saturday.
she led the team in scoring with
4 assists.
She played high school fie-Id
ockey for the Lake Lehman Black Knights.

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It is a very demanding sport
both physically and mentally,
and this year with only six men
and one woman, the Wilkes
College cross country team will
have its work cut out for it.
"The key to cross country is
a top runner. You need someone
who has a chance of winning the

race.
Having only six guys
makes it tough. If someone is
injured the team is in trouble,"
said former runner and secondyear head coach Tom McGuire.
In cross country you need
five runners to score, anything
less than that counts as an
automatic team loss. "We were
hoping for more runners, but
some of the people we planned
on decided not to come back."

said McGuire.
include senior cap
Lane, junior John
sophomore
McGuire has
three promising
Cresko, Mike Fon·
Scott Mann.
The women's t

kes

1

Saturday, September
College welcomed the p;
student body. Though
· y day, approximately o
parents and students ,
function , intended as '
rtunity for interaction c
administration with pa
described by Dr; Christe
th, Wilkes College Presi
also said that this event i
· e of sharing between ou
• families and the Wilke:
ily."
·vities for the day began al
the Center for the PerformCPA) where those in attenned to various speakers.
pc-Groh, Dean of Student
ve the opening remarks.
mllowed by President Breiseth spoke with pride of

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I

WILKES
COLLEGE

-- WILKES-BARRE. PA
... Serving Wilkes College since 1 9 4 - - - - - - - - - - - -

No.1

Wilkes-Barre, PA
18766
September 8, 1988

ookstore problems continue
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Problems have plagued
mvolved with the
including
the
staff, faculty, and
Waiting an hour or
to purchase books for
of the new semester
die nonn for harried
in lines snaking to
bookstore's
entrance.
ster a new way to
· has been impleusing a problem for
who
on
manager,
the idea for the new
from King's College,
she was bookstore
. The administration
to move the bookstore
1IS location in the baseof Pickering Hall to
Hall because of Church
central location. Upon
tion of the building,
decided that there was
toough room to have
shelved on the main
of the store where they
be selected by students.
Ostroski proposed the

present system based on its
success at King's.
Ideally
computer
printouts listing information
for
each
class in each
department such as required
texts
and
their
authors,
editions, prices and shelf
numbers would be posted on
bulletin boards for students.
Students would then fill out a
form with the class, section,

grees conferred
ge careers ended
for many Wilkes
dents on Thursday,
. The Commencevocation ceremonies
11 the Dorothy Dickson
Center
for
the
ing Arts served to welmcoming students and
those who received

degrees.
A total of 102 degrees
were awarded. Dean Mahmoud
Fahmy conferred 54 Master's
degrees.
Dean Jane LampeGroh awarded diplomas for the
48 graduating seniors, all of
whom
attended
summer
school.
Mona
Anania,
a
Bachelor of Arts degree recipient and local art teacher,

Degrees
See page 3

and shelf number for each
book. These books would be
retrieved by staff employees.
The present system is
similar to the one described,
but with a large amount of
confusion thrown in.
Employees were not able to
unpack boxes at the new
location until August 14, just
seventeen days before the first
day of classes. Not only were

there boxes containing equipment and inventory to be
unpacked, but approximately
600 boxes of books for the
fall semester. Most of the setup took almost until the very
day that classes were to
begin, and unpacking was
still being done as of this
past Saturday.
The books not only had
to be unpacked, but they had

to be shelved and labeled with
numbers and prices.
Ms.
Ostroski herself had to do
some of this preparation at
home to ensure its completion
in time for classes.
These
shelf numbers were transferred
to class rosters that students
can look through.
One student employee
felt that the system
is
"working out okay, but it's a
lot of work." Other students
proposed crowd control solutions for those waiting for
books at the beginning of the
semester, such as alphabetical
arrangements
to
purchase
books at certain times (as is
done
for
registration)
or
according to class, for example, seniors first, then juniors and so on.
Ms. Ostroski feels that
the system should work for
Wilkes College as it already
docs for King's College. This
has not been evident so far
this semester. She expressed
her belief that had there been
more time for preparation, the
bookstore would have run
more smoothly.
She said,
"We did what we had to [do]
to get the semester started."

Changes made campus-wide
by Barbara Jamelli
News Editor
Wilkes College was on
the move this summer!
As
you
have
noticed,
many
departments and offices relocated over the summer break.
These moves have occurred in
two sets: the repositioning of
academic departments, and the
facilitation of new dormitory
space.

The first in a series of
academic department relocations
occurred
when
the
School of Business moved to
Wilkes'
newest
addition,
Fortinsky
Hall,
229
S.
Franklin St., from its location in Bedford Hall. This
·portion of the moves was
done in part to provide a
private office for each faculty
member of the School, which
was not possible in Bedford

Hall. The offices in Fortinsky
Hall will also accommodate
the expansion of the School
of Business, as Wilkes is
seeking to
hire five more
instructors for the 1988-89
school year.
The Department of Art
now occupies the former
location of the School of
Business in Bedford Hall, 96

Changes
See page 3

�PAGE1WO

September 8, 1988

Editorial

New bookstore,
old system

Let me take the opportunity of this opening issue of The Beacon to congratulate the new staff on
assuming leadership position in the communication and interpretation of issues and events to the Wi
Community. Yours are important responsibilities, and I wish for you great success in conducting them. l
· forward as well to a healthy and open exchange of ideas among students, staff, faculty and administration

Hello, my friends, and welcome to the first Beacon of the this most vital forum.
new semester. As those of you who have seen past copies of
I wish also to extend a warm welcome to the incoming freshman class, new faculty, staff and
The Beacon can see, we have changed some things for the
1988-89 school year. The new Beacon staff hopes that this students and to welcome returning students back to a campus that has undergone an astonishing amount
change will foster a new attitude towards the paper on campus. renovation and improvement over the summer. I want to officially thank the Wilkes staff for the dedication
Ours are not the only changes on campus this year -- for better
sheer hard work that have made possible all that has been accomplishcq over this hot, humid summer.
or worse.
There is an article located on the front page of this issue
The facilities staff (including A.B.M.) performed heroically over the past several weeks and partic
that deals with one of the changes made on this campus while
most of you were gone this summer. This most significant appreciation is due as well to the bookstore staff. Given the enormous strain on our resources this summer,
change turned out to be both the best and the worst change was only with great effort that we were able to put the bookstore in operating condition, given the time ands
made. I am speaking of course about the change in locale and
limitations we faced.
system of the bookstore.
The location change was long overdue. In fact, I can
Progress, however, is not painless, as we have learned once again. The stress of implementing our
remember a "Letter to the Editor" from 1986 by a student that
suggested such a move. The new location (Church Hall, the clerk system in the bookstore under existing conditions was evident, but the patience and good will of
building across from the library entrance) brings the bookstore
concerned helped us to get through a difficult time with grace and a minimum of real hardship. I am grateful I
from the absolute end of the campus to a more convenient and
centrally located area. I believe this was a very good move by that.
the school and it should be applauded.
I have been assured that the system in the bookstore will be refined; we have learned much from
However, a problem does exist with the bookstore's new
system. For those of you who have not had the pleasure, I will go-around which will allow for a more convenient system in the Spring semester. With the bookstore
explain. Instead of the old system of finding your own books
student mailboxes bringing the campus together in this central location, we shall have a pleasant focal point fir
on the shelves provided, the school has dug up a system of
getting your books for you. Sounds good, right? WRONG. the campus.
This system has you wait in line to find your book's shelf
I look forward to a good year and especially look forward tO--talking with as many of you as possible ovo:
number on a computerized sheet, wait in line to get one of the
very few bookstore employees to wait on you, wait in line to the next several months about ways that we can continue to improve Wilkes and to create on our campus a
get your books, wait in line to pay, and wait in line to leave. I learning and living environment of the highest quality.
don't know about you, but I hate to wait in line for anything.
As classes began and the need for books increased, more and
more students went to the bookstore for their books and found
a line with a wait of over 2 1/2 hours.
Also, I'm not so keen on the idea of their picking my
Chris Breiseth
books for me. I like to get a good look at the used books
President, Wilkes College
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or one with good notes left behind by my predecessor. If I'm
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paying, the least they can do is let me chqose.
J'l{( fetters must 6e signecf to
There are other larger schools that have had success with
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assure va_ficfity .
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(S.U.N.Y) are an example. But the key word is larger.
J'lff fetters must 6e in no fater
Wilkes is too small for this system to be sensible. The
than Tuescfay afternoon.
Editor-in-chief. .................... , ..............................Lee Scott Morrell
bookstore is understaffed and is not sizable enough to merit J'l[{ fetters are su6ject to review
News Editor ....... ...... .................................. ........... Barbara Jamelli
this system. In a school with 20,000 students, where the
6y the Uitori~f13oarcf
Feature
Editors .....................................................Wendi Harvey
bookstore is larger and has more people on staff, this makes
...................................................... .John Gordon
sense--not at a school with 2,000 students.
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Sports Editor... ............ ........ ....................... ................Lisa Miller
My solution: keep it as the title says, "New Bookstore,
Assistant Sports Editor ............. ....... ......................... .... .Jim Clark
WRITERS WANTED:
Old System."
THE BEACON IS LOOKING FOR
ANYONE WILLING TOTAKE 0
REPOR1ER POSITIONS.

Photography Editor.............. ...................... ............ Donna Yedlock
Copy Editors ....................... ....... .................... Wendy Rosencrance
.......................................................Eddie Lupico
Advertising Manager .............................................. Kathy L. Harris
Business and Distribution Manager ................................Tom Obrzut
Staff Writer..... ............................................................. B. Bovine
Advisor .. ........... .................................. ........ ........Mr. Tom Bigler

Several Wilkes
members have
accepted
appc
tenure and pre
·ng
to
Dr.
vice presi&lt;
affairs and
The app(
re were awa
to
Dr
an, Depart
and Litera
M. Klemow
Biology; ·
,
Departrr
and Dr. I
mi , Depar
ring.
Appointments
are awarded
s who hav&lt;:
completed
period of
" which is ty'
in
length.
'ive evaluation:
· tment is offe1

year.

The Board c
zes the pr
such appoinll
·ng
his
tions. His r
are based
s and report;
ctor's
depart
rson of ti
the
dea11
riate school
Tenure and
ittee of the
committee
dner.
e appoi1
is a one '
on of the
fessor. T
he or st
t the appoi
a
Wi
r for as 1
sires and
ollege are
Dr.
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seknect, D(
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tment of
· y K. Arora,
·ncering, h:
motcd to th(
1

ALTHOUGH EVERYONE IS
WELCOME TO WRITE,
FRESHMEN AND SOPHOMORES
ARE ENCOURAGED. WE ARE
ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
OUNGERSTUDENTSTOTR
FOR FUTURE EDITORIAL

POSITIONS.

Contributing Writers: · Nancy Hautz, Bill Barber, Kim Evans,
Andy Renner and Suzanne Payne
Contributing Photographers: Kim Evans, Ian Taggart, Lisa
Miller and Wendi Harvey
Published Thursdays during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks, finals 'weeks and vacation periods. All views
expressed are those of the individual writer and not of the publication
or the College. Names may be withheld from letters to the editor, but
all letters to the editor must be signed to insure validity. The paper is
print&lt;'..d each week by the Pittston Dispatch, Pittston, PA.

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nure offered
vcral Wilkes College
members have received
~ cptcd appointments
tnurc and promotions,
g to Dr. George
, vice president for
affairs and dean of
The appointments
urc were awarded" this
to
Dr. Patricia
an, Department of
e and Literature; Dr.
M. Klcmow, Departof Biology; Ms. Jean
Department
of
; and Dr. Morad K.
mi, Department of
·ng.
Appointments
with
arc awarded to faculty
who have successcompleted a "probpcriod of appoint• which is typically six
in length.
After
ve evaluations, the new
cnt is offered for the

year.

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The Board of Trustees
s the president to
such appointments after
g
his
recom·ons. His recommendarc based on evaland reports from the
ior's department, the
n of that departthe dean of the
·ate school or college,
Tenure and Promotions
iuee of the Faculty (an
committee of six), and
Waldner.
The appointment with
is a one way, lifelong
·on of the College to
pofcssor. The professor,
he or she decide to
the appointment, may
a Wilkes faculty
bcr for as long as he or
desires and the standards
College are met.
Dr.
Clyde
R.
eel, Department of
y; Mr. Herbert Simon,
"1ent of Art; and Dr.
K. Arora, Department of
ring, have all been
ted to the rank of full

professor.
Mr.
Jerome
Campbell, Department of Music, Dr. Patricia Heaman, Dr.
Klem ow, and Dr. Yeroushalmi
have
been
promoted
to
associate professor.
To be promoted to the
rank of associate professor,
instructors must meet several
eligibility requirements. Each
must have served six years as
assistant professor and meet
other merit criteria.
Professors must complete seven
years as assistant professors
and meet merit criteria more
rigorous than those for associate professorships.

Activity
·period
shortened
by Barbara Jamelli
News Editor

Wilkes
College
has
adopted a standardized academic week schedule.
The
result of this is that the
activity period on Tuesdays ·
and
Thursdays
has
been
shortened by one half-hour.
Dr. Waldner, vice-president
for academic affairs, gave his
assurances that shortening the
activity period, once 11 a.m.
to 1 p.m. but now only until
12:30 p.m., was not the specific
intention
of
the
administration.
Instead, the
desire was to eliminate conflicts in the students' schedules.
On the old schedule,
some Tuesday/Thursday classes
ran from 8:30 to 9:45 a.m.
while others were held from
9:30 to 10:45 a.m.
This
created a conflict for a student
who needed or wanted to take
one class that ended at 9:45
and another beginning at 9:30
a.m. The new schedule eliminates
such
conflicts
but
necessitates the shortening of
the activity period.

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Changes
Continued from page 1

Anzalone
Continued from page 8

W. South St. The new Art
Department
facilities
will
have better natural lighting
(the porch is part of studio)
and
will
enhance
the
identification of the department, according to Dr. George
Waldner, vice president for academic affairs.
Some art
classes will still be held in
Stark Leaming Center.
The
Department of Philosophy,
which shared a secretary and
office area with the Art
Department , will continue to
do so in Bedford Hall.
The third component of
the department relocations has
brought the Education Department
and
the
Regional
Computer
Resource
Center
(RCRC)
from the southern
section of the building to the
main floor area of Stark
Leaming Center, former home
of the Art and Philosophy
Departments. Once again, the
new location provides each
faculty member with a private
office. The Macintosh, IBM,
and Apple Ile/GS labs have
each been given more space
in their new rooms. As the
College identifies more space,
it hopes in the future to provide more microcomputing facilities.
Fourth, the rooms vacated by the Education Depari.ment and RCRC are now part
of the Engineering Department. One of the rooms will
be devoted to a new environmental quality center and will
house the newly acquired GC
Mass Spectrometer.
Additional space will be · used for
faculty offices.
The second set of
moves was precipitated by the

burgh WT AE, and heard on
morning radio shows from major cities in the U.S. He has
also performed at many New
York and Los Angeles comedy
clubs such as Dangerfields,
Catch A Rising Star, The
Comedy Store, The Improv,
and The Comic Strip.
"Anzalone with his guitar,
his fine, operatically trained
voice, his wonderful oddball
humor, and his keen and quick
friendship with the audience,
is a star on the rise," writes
Bernard Hunt in The Tribune
Chronicle .
"Show business
must have room at the top for
a guy who can imitate a trombone, sing like Johnny Cash
in Japanese, Russian, and
Italian, impersonate
James
Taylor,
Gordon
Lightfoot,
Billy Joel and Leon Redbone,
and sing 'Pinball Wizard' from
the rock opera Tommy as
though
it
really
were
operatic."
Don't miss the antics of
Tom Anzalone this Saturday.
The fun begins at 8 p.m. and
is free to all Wilkes students.

Degrees
Continued from page 1

need for more
ormitory
space.
This year's freshman
class is the largest to enter
.the College in eight years and
because of this a waiting list
for dorm space was generated
in early June.
To alleviate
the
problem
the
administration decided to convert
Ross Hall, 251 S. River St.,
to a women's dorm.
The offices located in
Ross Hall had to be moved to
new locations across campus.
The Center' for Regional
Development/Small
Business
Development Center (SBDC)
has moved to the first and
third floors of Hollenback
Hall. (The second floor still
houses the offices for the
Health Sciences Department
and Dean Roselle.) The Cooperative Education office,
directed
by
Ms.
Cheryl
Gibson, also had a need of a
new home. It is now located
on the third floor of the Max
Roth Center.
Mr. Joseph
Kanner, director of testing
services, can now be found on
the second floor of Chase
Hall.
The shifts in location
of the Ross Hall offices have
triggered more moves like a
line of falling
dominoes.
Because the SBDC now resides
in Hollenback, the Wilkes
College Health Service and
the
Campus
Counseling
Service needed a new area for
operation.
The College had
to rent office space at 136 S.
Franklin St. to accommodate
them. Finally, the offices for
the Evening, Weekend, and
Summer Program and its new
director, Mrs. Galli, have
moved from Chase Hall to the
third floor of Roth Hall.

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PAGEFIVE

Die Hard'' fires up a "Big" summer line-up

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There was an enonnous barof movies this summer, but
a few were the picks of the
Once again sequels figured
· ntly in the summer lineA few other films were surhits. Here's how some of
pictures fared this

was some doubt as to whethBruce Willis could appeal to
public in an action-adventure
role. There was no doubt he
in the weeks following its
. This film was tailorfor Willis' obnoxious and
racking personality.
He
ys his smart aleck ways
· g his brutal efforts to break
a terrorist invasion high atop
~ Angeles skyskraper.
Inciy, he's a New York City
visiting his wife who is emin a top position at this
· g. Pulsating chases, gunand Willis' wise cracks
Die Hard to live easy at
ooxoffice.

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Tom Hanks trans-

from a 13- ear old kid to a

30-year old __businessman after
wishing he were "big" on a
fortune telling machine. A mixture of comedy and light-hearted
drama make Big larger than life
and a "big" hit .
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The same anecdotes lead to

much of the same results. Mick
"Crocodile" Dundees' girlfriend,
Sue (Linda Koslowski ), is kidnapped in New York by some
vile crooks. From New York the
action returns to Australia in the
Bush. In the last film the action
went from the Bush to New
York.
There's enough culture
shock and action to keep you
thoroughly entertained, mate.
THE GRADE= 3.0

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Rambo

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Stallone is at it again, whether it
be on horseback, on top of
mountains, or just on plain
muscle.
Rambo Ill is action
packed and a real crowd pleaser.
It had better be after costing
nearly $60 million to produce.

THE GRADE- 2,75
Tucker is a
George Lucas production directed
by Francis Ford Coppola. This
movie tells the true story of car
designer Preston Tucker, played
by Jeff Bridges. Bridges gives a
very credible performance and
the story is interesting enough
to make Tucker a late summer
hit.

THE GRADE- 2,75

This film
is
geared specifically to Tom
Cruise's
flashy
personality.
Cocklail
is
glarnourous
and
glitzy from beginning to end. It
portrays Cruise as a young bartender who catapults into the
limelight and makes it big as
one of New York City's best
bartenders. There's a rough transition as Cruise leaves New York
to tend bar in Jamaica. Other
than this, the film is very pleas-

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Poltergeist II..

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flopped at the box office but it
was still filled with enough
scares and excellent camera work
to give it a lot of appeal.
THE GRADE- 2.75

8Red
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James Belushi is the
highlight of this film with his
obnoxious comments and jokes.
The two team up to catch an
international
drug
dealer
in
America. Belushi is a Chicago
cop, while Schwarzenegger is on
the Russian police force sent to
the West to capture the Russiannative crook.
THE GRADE- 2,5

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direction of Ron (Opie) Howard
and the production of George
Lucas, Willow
seemed as if it
was
destined
for
greatness.
Wrong! The story and cast of
midgets appealed mainly to the
kiddy brigade. The things that
salvaged this film were the
performance of Val (Top Gun)
Kilmer and the stunning scenery.
Take a pillow to Willow and take
in only the good. Take naps durHe's drunk, ing the rest

he's
charming, he's willy, and
best of all, he's back!
Dudley
Moore plays millionaire playboy
Arthur. This time around he is
wiped out of all the money he
inherited. Now he must endure
living the life of -- yes, it's hard
to believe -- a normal person
along with his wife, played by
Liza Minelli. Dudley's intoxicating acting is the reason to see
this film.
THE GRADE- 2,75
The
10- Row R@ntinnovation
is
outstanding.
Never before has the mixture of
humans and cartoons been done
so superbly. Roger himself is a
great new character on the 'Toon
circuit. There are cameo appearances by cartoon characters
ranging from Bugs Bunny to
Mickey Mouse.
However, kids
are more likely to be intrigued
by the story than adults.

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This is typical "Dirty Harry"
played by Clint Eastwood. This
time he's on the trail of a
celebrity killer. This should be
the last in a drawn-out series
starring a drawn-out actor.

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have
only
a
brief
moment to
go
get some
more popcorn.
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through
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video store and laugh at
it.
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bridge.

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is
a Junior communications
major from Hazleton, PA. She is
an Apple Computer Student Representitive and membership development and education chairperson for Circle K. Barbara, a
familiar face in the "Mac Lab,"
loves Macintoshes and has law
school aspirations.
She is the
mother of a 2 year-old son, 0.

Lee Morrell, is The Beacon
Editor-in-Chief for this year. Lee is
a junior communications major
concentrating in journalism. This is
Lee's third year with The Beacon;
last year he was Feature Editor. Lee
is a commuter from Kingston. He
is an ardent Yankees, Cowboys,
Seahawks, 76ers, Rangers and Pitt
Panthers fan. He also feels that
David Letterman is the only proof of
a divine being.

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She is a senior communications major. Her hobbies are all sports, especially baseball and
autoracing. Jim Clark, a freshman communications major, steps in as assistant sports editor.
Clark, a resident of Plymouth, Pa., spent the last three years in Ocean City, NJ. He covered fow
heavyweight title bouts in Atlantic City for the Ocean City Sentinel Ledger. His hobbies are
___sports, writing and liscencing to music, esoecially John Cougar Mellencamp.
Wendy Rosencrance, a senior business administration/
international studies major, will be returning this year as cc
copy editor of the Beacon. Wendy took a leave of absence
last semester to spend time studying in London. We are
certainly happy to have her back on board. Eddie Lupico. a
junior English major, is ·serving a second term as co--copy
editor of the Beacon. He is also co- editor of the
Manuscript, the .college's annual literary magazine. Eddie is
not an RA. Eddie says, "Copy editor is a thankless job
dedicated to making other people sound good."

1988-1989

Editor-in-chief -Lee Scott Morrell Advisor-Mr. Tom Bigler
News Editor -Barbara Jamelli
Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance
Feature Editors-Wendi Harvey
-Eddie Lupico
-John Gordon
Advertising -Kathy _L. Harris
Sports Editor -Lisa Miller
Photo Editor-Donna Yedlock
Assistant Sports Editor-Jim Clark Staff Writer-B. Bovine
Business and Distribution Manager-Tom Obrzut

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Donna Yedlock has been
photo editor of the Beacon
since last year. She is a junior Psychology/Elementary education major from WilkesBarre. In her spare time she
listens to music and works at
the Rite Aid drug store.

Kathy Harris is the Beacon's
advertising manager. She has
been ad manager since January
of this year. Kathy is a 21
year-old junior tclecom/ public
relations major from Nanticoke, Pa. Kathy was the Public Relations Director for the
groundbreaking ceremony at
the Mill Memorial Library in
Nanticoke. · The small child
pictured with Kathy is her 3
year-old son Patrick:

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Wendi Harvey is in her second year as Feature Editor of the Beacon. Last year Wendy wrote that she
wanted to be an audacious gypsy roaming the earth, capturing souls. This year she wants to frolic
with the amorous souls she has seized. John Gordon. is the co- Feature Editor of the Beacon. He
hales from Centreville, Va. and is a junior communications major. John loves movies. Some of his
favorites are The Seventh Sign, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and the Star Wars series.

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Tom Bigler, The Beacon
adviser, has been with the paper
as long as he has been at Wilkes
College. He became an instructor in the Fall of 1986.
Mr.
Bigler is a giant in the
journalism field. Most recently
he held the position of News
Director at WBRE-TV. He still
writes a colunrn for the Times
Leader.
Tom · Obrzut is the Beacon's business
manager. Toin resides in West
Pittston and is a Business
Administration major. Tom served m
co-editor of the Luzerne County
College's student
newspaper, the Out Io o k, last
semester. In addition to working at
the Beacon, Tom is a correspondent
for The Times Leader and serves as
student advisor to LCCC's student
~ewspaper.

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September 8, 1988

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, A different perspective

Aquarius--Iearn control: Bookstore
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Aries (March 21-Aprll 19) This will be the last week you have •

by Bill Barber

to collect your thoughts before an inevitable onslaught of •
responsibility. Be prepared for more than you are usually able to
handle.

So here we are, back in
school again. And I suppose
this means that you've already
been to the new bookstore.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Be a good sport this week. You can't
And wasn't that special?
I
win them all. Be weary of a frustrating obstacle moving your way.
guess you too are wondering about the new "system"
as
they are calling it
Well, I
Gemini (May 21-June 21) Move forward cautiously, there are
don't know either. All I know
pitfalls near you. Yet, no worry. You will bound over them with
is it took me a week to figure
ease.
out what was going on, and
by then they had run out of
Cancer (June 22-July 22) HAPPY WEEK!!! Congrat- • most of the books that I needulations. You are the first of the new school year and you deserve • ed. I shouldn't really say anyit. Anything and everything will be at your will--ATTACK!!! You will
thing about it, I know.
It
be immortal for a week.
really is none of my business,
I realize. Who am I to preLeo (July 23-Aug. 22) Hop to it this week, Leo. Things look , sume that getting my own
pretty sharp. Don't be surprised at all the good luck you will have. • books would have been easier
on everyone concerned? I, a
mere senior with no rights in
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Look for a little romance this week.
the matter.
Someone may already be scoping you out with amorous intent.
No, I should just shut up
and realize that somebody up
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Be prepared for an altercation in an
there in a much better position of overview charted it
interpersonal relationship. Somone you're close to is not very
all out and came up with the
happy.

Scorpio

(Oct. 24-Nov. 21) You seem to have a bad case of

banality. Add some spice to your life before you bore yourself to
death.

Sagittarius

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Opportunities will be few and
difficult to manage this week. You must jump quickly at any that
pass your way.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Slow down. You may not know
it, but you are passing a great deal of important things over
because you feel they are trivial. Reassess what you deem
unimportant.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb 18) You must learn to control your
emotions. They might just get you into BIG trouble this week.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You may think yourself very
smart--and you might just be. But please don't be a know-it-all; it
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Women's soccer '88

Miller inherits young squad

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by Suzanne Payne
Sports Staff Writer
The Wilkes women's soccer team will begin its second
season as a varsity sport with
a 14 game schedule. This is
an increase of five over last
year's schedule.
The 1988 team boasts a
recently acquired head coach
in Kathy Miller.
Coach
Miller brings with her much
experience for the team. 'She
went to Sweet Briar College
in Virginia where she was a
four year player of field
hockey and lacrosse.
Recently Miller has coached
soccer in Bear Creek for an
under 16 mixed team, an adult
team , and assisted with a
combined Wyoming Valley
West/Bishop
O'Reilly
boys
team . She also has a D-level
state coaching certificate, and
is an FIFA referee.
There
arc
only
five
returning starters from last
year. The rest of this year's
team is comprised of twothirds freshmen and a few new
sophomores, some of whom
are bringing several years of
experience and talent.
The women play their
home
opener
against
Swarthmore
on
Saturday,
September 10 at 11 :00. The
team would appreciate your
support for a fresh start in the
new season.

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~~lcome ?ack everyone. Hope your summer was a good
1t s that time of year again. What time is that you ask1
§ time for the start of a brand new year of sports action. This
weekend most of the major colleges as well as the NFL began
football seasons.
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This weekend the Wilkes College athletic program kickl
§the regular season of play. The football team travels to Co
§State to begin its campaign.
.
§ . For those of you not going to the game there will be a I
§home action taking place. The women's soccer team begim
§Second year as a varsity sport on Saturday at 11:00 a.m.
§me~·s _soccer team and the field hockey teams both have
§begmnmg at 2 p.m. on Saturday. All three games will be p
§at Ralston Field.
§
There ~e a lot of new faces in the Wilkes world of athl
The womens soccer team has _a new coach in Kathy Miller as
as many new players. Speakmg of new players, the field h
team has ten freshmen on the roster. It looks to be a year
rebuilding for the Lady Colonels.
§
The football team has a new quarterback as Sean Me
&amp;takes control this season. The men's soccer team lost some
iYIJlayers last year to graduation and will be looking to newco
o fill the void.
The_ women's volleyball team will have a tough road ahcoo
§them this season because they will play all their games on
~oad. They will be at King's College Saturday, September 24,
§if you gc~ a chance. bop on over and catch the game. Any su
you can give them will be greatly appreciated.
I'm amazed at the progress of the new gym. When last I
t all that was there was a huge hole; now there is an
§structure. The gym should be completed for January basketball
§wrestling.
§ Wilkes also welcomes Tom McGuire, the new S
nformation Director and cross country coach. Good luck Tom
he 1988 SID staff.
.
. New . to The Beacon sports staff this year is my able~s1stant Jim Clark. We will do our best to bring you the latest
~ports news. Until next week ...

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Sports Staff Writer
The Wilkes-Barre Breakers Rugby Football Club will
open their fall season this
Saturday at home against
Scranton University. Kickoff
is scheduled for 1:00 p.m . at
Kirby Park. The Breakers are
coming off a 4-3 spring
campaign which ended · with a
victory
over · the
highly
acclaimed Princeton Rugby
Club.
Other home opponents
on the fall schedule include
York, Old Gaelic, Harrisburg,
and Mid Hudson Rugby Clubs.
The Breakers will travel to
Lancaster,
Lehigh,
and

Bru-ha-ha
Continued from page 8
ers on their toes."
"But this is the best part.
Just when we've got them
really crazy, we're gonna
plunk those books, a whole
big PILE of them, right into

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Bloomsburg. They will wrap
up the season on November
12 at Bloomsburg.
"This season we are missing some key personnel, but I
feel we have enough talent to
field a strong side and be a
playoff contender," said fullback Kevin Flemming.
The Breakers hold practice Wednesday and Thursday
nights at 5:00 p.m. and all
games are Saturdays at 1:00
p.m . . Practice sessions and all
home games arc held at Kirby
Park. New ruggcrs arc welcome and no experience is
necessary.
Anyone interested
in participating may contact
Charles Swiegcrt at 822-023'.'
for more information.

their
happily
outstretched
hands in one big lump so
they won't have time to make
sure they've got the right
ones, right?
They're gonna
look at the checkout line and
freak and run to get into it.
See, this way, we're going to

get all their money al
No more of this buy-onetoday, and buy- another
tomorrow. We'll squeeze
their little pennies out of
jar with one squeeze! I'm
ling you, Bill, this new
tern is Dy-no-mite! Don't
agree?"
"No, Dr. Nimrod. I .
it is gross! Let's go back
the drawing board. Let's ·
the students enough respect
assume that they can fi
their own books in the
ment, that they won't
them by climbing out
basement windows, and
afterall, maybe they only
to buy one book at a time."
But '"like I say, no
even asked me.
Who do
think I am, Prince H
No, I'm just another dummi
the Liberal Arts Department
Well, pssst, here's a
tip for you upper classmen,
case you're interested. Per
ally, I went to Book and R
ord Mart on South ~
Street. Oh, yes I did. A
found almost everything
needed at half the cost. Alli
- now here comes the r
funny part -- they act
treated me as if I were a
man being.

1988 Wilkes Co
team will be

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lost
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that came out fa
fill in the voids
graduated pla
this is really a
year.
Very r
had such a
seven pl:
said
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to build the
The whole thing
erent,
people
be playing in
·lions."
players for the
will be top s
lly Wandel. Wi
ten goals for the
Sophmore M :
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and
the
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scorer will also
yer for the
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players Alisa C

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returning p
Tom Horbacz,
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Albertson, and
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for the Colonels.
Colonels
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1988 campaign
the road at B
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mer was a
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cer team begi
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:ame. Any su

also be very helpful. Huber
suffered knee problems last
year.
Dawn Smith will be a big
help in defense at the sweeper
position. The defense is also
looking for key plays by
freshman Sue Weisgerben a
former
Crestwood
player.
Freshman
Charlene
Frail,
Susan Vandenburg, and sophomore Toni McCormack will
also be looked to for defensive assistance.
Probably
the
biggest
defensive aid will be the
aqu1s1t1on of three skilled
keepers that are fighting for

1988 Wilkes College
y team will be one
·ng as Head Coach
ycrs lost seven
from last year's team
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ng on the ten
that came out for the
fill in the voids• left
graduated players.
this is really a very
year.
Very rarely
had such a giant
seven players
Mid
Coach
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"There is no
to build the team
The whole thing will
· crent, people will
be playing in difitions."
players for the Lady
will be top scorer
Kelly Wandel. Wandel
ren goals for the lady
Sophmore Martina
, in the left wing
and the second
scorer will al so be a
player for the Lady
' offense this season.
· g players Alisa Geller

1988 field hockey co-captains Kelly Wandel and Sue Barr.
and Susan Barr will be big
assets for the team. Barr will
be returning to the front line

this year after serving a stint
in the goal cage last year. A
healthy Jennifer Huber will

the number one spot.
The
goalies are Donna Cressman,
Gail
Stone,
and
Leanne
Kollar. "We are going to be a
lot stronger in goal," said
Coach Meyers. "That will be
a positive part of the season."
Coach Meyers is looking
for a team unit to gell soon.
"We didn't accomplish as
much in pre-season because
we lacked intensity in practice.
We didn't hustle and
execute as well as we should
have."
Coach Meyers' overall
outlook for the season is, "If

we can get a team unit
together soon and if players•
become
more
intense
in
practice, we will be competitive."
The Lady Colonels will
open the 1988 seaon at home
on Saturday against Wells
College. Game time is set for
2:00 p.m, so come out and
support the team.
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Phil Wingert brought
y new faces with which
build a highly explosive

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Tues.13
Sat. 17
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Tues.27

ing the group of new
or the 1988 season
Chris Dahom, Steve
y, Dom Tinari, T.R.
·, and TJ. Donahue
Returning upperclassmen
Lockhead, Chris Nebel,
Meyers, Joe Lannan, and
Renner will be called
to give leadership to
young team as it works
a goal of being a
g, close knit competitive
Other returning players
as Tom Horbacz, Mike
ycki, Chris Shenefield,
g Albertson, and goalKevin Tronkowski will
be looked upon as key
yers for the Colonels.
The Colonels
opened
· 1988 campaign last
y on the road at Baptist
. Wilkes was defeated 2After a slow defensive

at Scranton
UPSALA
BLOOMSBURG
at FDU-Madison
at Delaware Valley

2:00
4:00
11:00
4:00
2:30
4:00

at Lycoming
at Juniata
MORAVIAN
at Elizabethtown
at Virginia Tech
at Randolph-Macon
ALBRIGHT
at Allentown
at Montclair State
SUSQUEHANNA

1:00
3:00
4:00
3:30
1:00
1:00
3:00
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Fri. 7
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Sat. 15
Sun. 16
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Sat. 29

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Sat. 5

KING'S

11:00

The men's soccer team upperclassmen; front 1-r Joe Lannen and Sean
Lockhead. Second row 1-r Chris Nebel, John Meyers, Andy Renner.
start in the first half Wilkes

was able to put together a
strong second half.
They
showed that they have the
ability to play against the
Division III powers.
Tinari scored on a cross

from Shenefield in the second
half. The Colonels had many
other
scoring
opportumues
but were unable to capitalize.
The men's soccer team
will be at home Saturday,
September 10. Game time is

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1 :30

TRIVIA '88
by Lee Morrell
Beacon Editor
It's the first issue of the
year and thank goodness for trivia.
We crowned two champions
in professional sports this summer. First and foremost, congratulations to my good pal Wayne
Gretzky on his fourth Stanley
Cup, his second Cup MVP and
his big new contract and home
with the LA Kings. Wayne invited me to his wedding but I had
to go to work.
Also, congratulations to the
Lakers and the Pistons on a well
played NBA final.
And now, on to some baseball trivia.
Q. What two baseball teams
play· annually for the Mayor's
Trophy?

That's it. We are still in the
SUB and on the third floor. An~ - - - - - - - - - - - - swer quickly

�Wilkes College

September 8, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XLI

18766

No. I

Football '88

Talent and experience pace Colonel
by Jim Clark
Assistant Sports Editor
The progress of the
Wilkes football program under
the tutelage of seventh-year
Head Coach Bill Unsworth has
been
comparable
to
the
growth of a child.
The
Co:onels are no longer the 09
infant
that
Unsworth
inherited in 1982. After consecutive 7-3 seasons, adolescence
has been
attained.
Competitive gridiron adulthood is being able to contend
for a title consistently.
Has
Wilkes reached that stage?
"We think so," professes
Unsworth. "I think proof of
that is the fact that we were
picked to finish near the
-bouom of the barrel in the
Middle Atlantic Conferen,;e
last year, and we ended U!)
playing for the title in tlic-.
final game.
"We have good players
here, and we brought more in
with our current freshman
class. We just hope to keep
doing more of the same."
In 1988, . the run-andshoot will again make the
Colonels' offense an exciting
group to watch and a tough
unit for opposing defenses to
contain.
"It's
a
very
sophisticated, flexible offense
that makes the defense play us
straight up," said Unsworth.
"It's
adaptable
to
many
different types of quarterbacks."
The quarterback at the
controls of the aerial circus
this season will be senior
Scan Mcagley, who was the
starting kicker last year (2325 xp, 4-6 fg, 37 pts).
In
limited action as a signal
caller, Meagley was 5-10 for
111
yards
and
two
touchdowns.
Unsworth is
happy
with
Meagley's
attributes. "Sean is good on
his feet and he runs well,"
said the coach. "He's a good
option quarterback. As far. as
throwing, ,he excels at the
short. and intermediate routes.
He's head and shoulders above

anyone else in knowledge of
our offense."
What about the psychological
role
that
a
quarterback must fill?
"The
best type of leadership is to
perform
in
stressful
situations,"
said Unsworth.
"Sean can do that.
He's a
winner."
Sophomore Tom
Musto will back up Meagley.
Joining Meag]ey in the
backfield
will
be
junior
running backs Dean Ambosie
(145 att., 690 yds., 3 td in
1987)
and
Courtney
McFarlane
(79-337-2).
Ambosie, the second leading
rusher in the Middle Atlantic

speedy Stevens to contribute
more this season.
Senior left guard . Jim ·
Byrne leads a strong offensive
line that also returns junior
center Dale Cargin, senior
right guard Jim Feldhausen,
senior right tackle Bill Kem
and junior left tackle Kyle
Sheckler.
The unit, nicknamed "The Dawgs," draws
glowing
praise
from
Unsworth, who said, "They
have the potential to be the
best offensive line I've ever
had at Wilkes."
Defensively,
opponents
will be on the lookout for
senior linebacker Joe Daches,

season. He and junior Steve
Tehansky (50 solo, 27 asst.)
bolster the linebacking crew.
Up front, Jumor Tim
Hopkins (11 solo, 17 asst.)
anchors the line. His counterparts will be senior Larry
Hubert, junior . Keith Maiorano
and
· sophomore
Rob
Sebastianelli.
They will be
counted on to pressure opposing quarterbacks and stuff the
inside run.
"Pass defense is our
number-one priority,"
says
Unsworth. "If you can't stop
the pass, you're in for a long
day and a long year." The _
men Unsworth has assigned to

Football tri-captains Mark Habeeb, Jim Byrne, and Joe Daches.
Conference
the past two
seasons, has been named a preseason
All-American
by
College Football Preview.
The receiving corps is
talented
and
experienced.
Seniors Jim Farrell (31 rec.,
422 yds., 1 · td) and PJ.
Sollazzo
(15-193-2),
along
with juniors Mike Harrison
(15-161-4) and Craig Stevens
(4-40-0) will be Meagley's
main targets. · Look for the

a tenacious hiller.
Along
with Ambosie, he has been
named a College Football
Preview pre-season All-American. Daches made the conversion from defensive end to
linebacker last season with a
fury, leading the defense in
tackles with 105 (68 solo, 37
asst.) and posting 11.5 sacks.
Senior Steve McKaig (98
tackles in 1986) returns to the
battlefield after missing a

the all-important
task
of
shuuing
down
opponents'
passing schemes are:
senior
free safety Mark Habeeb,
senior strong safety Mike
Canterella, and junior comerbacks Van Chiavacci and
Tony Grobinski.
Habeeb had previously
been
a
comcrback,
but
Unsworth has his reasons for
this season's switch. "Mark's
ability
intercepting
natural

will be enhanced at
safety," he said. "He
most experienced mem
our secondary and he1
ordinate things from
middle for us."
Experience
at
position is a big factor
as Unsworth is concerned.
commented,
"Our
. philosophy is to plaJ
many people as we can
a ball game. We want to
our guys fresh and give
valuable
game ex
So, if someone's not
it doesn't mean he's not
to play."
An area often over
by many fans is
teams. However, a g
more per year is often
by a member of these
Field goal duties will
handled
this
season
freshman
Mike
Unsworth is undecided w
Dungen or Meagley will
extra points. The punter
be freshman Phil Voss.
This year's captains
Byrne, Daches, and Habeeb.
A pre-season poU
MAC football coac'hes
Wilkes sixth among the
member
schools.
Unsworth, always one
downplay pre-season p ·
criticism, discards the
"We were picked low
season," he said, "and
what happened.
finished with a 6-3 con!
record, tied for fourth ·
then ten-team league.)
matters is what we do
field."
Widt the talent p
on Unsworth's current
of the Colonels, this
may finally be the one
which his program "grows
to an MAC title.

Dofl; 't Forget t

First Home Ga
September 17
Against A/brig

No. 2

lity
The School of En!
ysical Sciences ha
four Science and Tee
, one of which is the l
Quality Center. Th,
expanding capabilit
ent: air, water,
Department c
urces hasac
for water testin:
in which Wilkes wc
• ipate. The College
in obtaining certi
areas of environmen
ding air, radon, sc
·ng, and radiation rr
certification would i
ndent gauge of th
ty.

The water testing ce
ram has four are
rtification can be ob
, biological, radiolo!
testing_ Presently Wi
le of radiology testi1
ge plans to develo
ty.

The inorganic testir
is fully equippec
It recently acquire&lt;
t.
The biological testin
y known as the G
established as a result
· crisis a few years
·s is caused by a v
ogen. Even thougl

dent students are 1
ith the proper autl
and state police
suspicious situation
specifically those in vol
This is a change frorr
only local authorities,
to do this.

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                    <text>Wilkes College Wilkes-Barr~ PA 18766

No. 25

May 5, 1988

ow tO handle the exam pressure
Nott:

Final

exam week
most stresstimes a student faces
semester. The Beacon
wishes
all
students
tht rest of the campus
in this stessful
time
good luck in the years
come (since this is our
issue of the year).

,., of the

onel
he

s
lay,
Susq
6:30.

When a friend walks up to
mthe main hallway of Stark

ing Center
and
says:
, studying for finals?" do
want to run lhe olher way
you are thinking of
negative images elicited
lhe mention of that particular
Most likely, you would
not answer your friend's
· n, but you would auto. ly grumble a response bewalking away. That friend
probably also feel stress
having to study for exams.
high school there were some
~pers and quarterly exams
were somehow endurable. •
college students have the

added problems of commuting to
school, donning at school, working their way through college,
facing emotional crises, or simply managing to do the work
allotted to them in the time
frame available. The work i
more demanding than in high
school and teachers don't always
"give students a break" because
many professors have other jobs
in addition to teaching at
Wilkes.
Here are some helpful hints
for students on studying from the
Health Services Office: Where
should you begin?
"Take a
breath!," said Mark Sowcik, college counselor. Although everyone would like to
have easy
solutions, this is one case where
you just have to study, he said.
One way to start tackling all the
work is to make a list of all the
work you have to accomplish
(for the next one or two days).
Writing everything down may
seem silly, but after viewing
your hardest? What work must
your list, you may wish you had
be done particularly well? What
been doing this throughout your
work is most important to you?
whole semester.
Sowcik said to "get yourself into
Rank each item in terms of a position where you are doing
importance. What subjects are primarily review." The most im-

portanl work should be scheduled
at a time when you are most likely to be alen and can put the
most energy into your work.
Each student has a particular method of study that best

suits his/her particular needs.
Some people find it easier to
study in groups while others prefer studying alone. Try to con-

Continued on p.5

CORE model examined
by Kim Klimek
How satisfied are you with
the present core curriculum? Colleges and universities nationwide
have been evaluating their curricula based on students' needs.
According to Dr. Bing Wong,
chairman of the Core Review
Commi ttee, the current core
lacks structure. He said that students in certain majors can graduate without exposure to history
or english classes. These ,are two
subjects considered to be a
central part of a liberal arts
education.
The new curriculum would be
bene ficial in providing a liberal
arts education, enabling students
to keep pace with the modem
world, said Dr. Robert Heaman,
associate dean of academic
affairs .
Wong said, "Many freshmen
view the core as one thing to get
out of. We would like to change
this attitude." The new core will

give students more of an op- ,
portunity to choose courses that
interest them. It would be implimented in the Fall of 1989 if
accepted.
Tl.le new core would be more
compact and would consist of a
total of 44 credits -- seven
credits less than the present
core. According lO Wong, this
would give students a chance for
more electives.
The new core will give
students a chance to be more
active learners, as well as give
faculty a new set of strategies for
teaching. It should preserve the
same general mixture of classes.
said Wong.
Most differences
would lie in the teaching methodology and breakdown of sequences.
The four sections featured in
the new core would be: Basic
Skills, Core Seminars, Distribution Requirements and Physical Development.
Basic
Skills
Require-

ments will include:
l) Writing
Requirements -- Eng 101-102 and
upperclass
writing
proficiency
based on writing-intensive courses as defined by a Commiuee, 2)
Mathematics Skills -- One course
required unless math SAT score is
above 475 (compared to a score
of 450 presently required) or if
one's score on local placement

Continued on p. 4

Inside this issue:
Letters p-2.,3
Major Barbara p.6
Steeber--hot stuff! p. JO-

Spons wrap-up p.11

�May 5, 1988

PAGE1WO

Editorial

Letters to the Editor

Interaction vital

Dear Editor:
I read your editorial last
week and thought it a bit strong.
I want the readers to know, for
whatever
it's
worth,
that
administrative intervention goes
beyond the reaches of the
Manuscript.
While trying to
obtain statistical information for
a
Beacon
article,
I
was
thoroughly
stonewalled
by
members of the Administration
for what I assume to be political

I'm sure that many are expecting a whining defense of my editorial
of last week, some smart answers to the accusations thrown at me.
Many will be disappointed. I will accept responsibility for any blame
that people would like to assign, but I do. however, firmly mainla!n
my position.
·
What should concern the Wilkes community is not the
"name-calling" that supposedly occurred, but the many issues that
remain undiscussed, and the many problems that remain unsolved. My
only concern when writing any of my editorials was the academic
health of WIikes College (not the status of the school). If I failed in
that respect in the eyes of some, fine. But I did learn something from
this experience: censure helps nothing. Criticism can only be effective
if it is constructive, not destructive. But there has to be criticism.
The number of letters I received after last week's issue indicated that
there are people out there who ·vere displ~ with the way The Beacon
has been run. Perhaps if more people stepped forward earlier to
contribute to The Beacon, if more people had expressed their displeasure
earlier, the criticism could have been weighed and dealt with. At least
the displeasure would have been expressed. Instead, for the final issue,
The Beacon received some letters that condemned us for everything
written this semester. I welcome the criticism, but only ask why it
took so long to surface~
When there are a handful of dedicated people working to put out a
weekly publication, there are bound to be problems; there are bound to
be clashes of opinion between that group of students and the overall
community at Wilkes. This clash of opinion, though, could be
constructive, even remedied, if there were only more interaction between
The Beacon, the students, and the faculty. Student participation is
another vital factor. Although the interaction and participation that took
place in the past two issues were certainly not ideal, it was interaction.
It is a start. If The Beacon received ten letters to the editor every week,
if students submitted articles on a regular basis, if faculty members were
willing to step forward and offer suggestions when they believe they see
a problem, not only would The Beacon be a better publication, but it
would be a more effective tool for communication for the Wilkes
Community.
The Beacon's purpose is not propaganda. Neither should it be a
forum for fierce invective. It should, however, point out problems and
offer solutions. Perhaps the view expressed in the editorials is
different from the views of others on campus. If you disagree with
anything an editor writes, if you see something in the paper that
displeases you, you owe it to yourself and to The Beacon to step
forward. I can only hope that the interaction that has begun, however
weakly, with this issue can continue to grow with future staffs.
I extend one final piece of editorial advice: if you have an opinion,
express it. You may not be able to change the world with the
expression of your ideal, but at least you can believe that you tried.

reaso~.

reexamined and ·
academic comm
think that your tr
matter was the be
opening a ratio
regarding these iss
that Andy. whose
often admired (Hi
an Afternoon Lon
year's Manuscript is
return to often.), had
question the process
judgement that. resul
poem's not being pub
I
assume
failing to advise mo
consistently during

and quality. I believe she was
doing just that
I also believe
that Dr. Heaman has played a
vital
role
in
keeping
the
Manuscript an active campus
publication.
Furthermore,
without
her
efforts,
the
Manuscript would have ceased to
exist several years ago. Instead
of
being
criticized
in
a
confrontational
manner,
Dr.
Patricia
Heaman
should
be
applauded
for
advising
the
student editors on a first rate
Manuscript publication.
Dr.
P.
Heaman,
please process so that
accept my apology. My concern not have been mad
regarding a wrong to Mr. Morrell constraints that
certainly does not justify the full discussion.
don't accept h"
wrong done to you.

Regardless of the fact that I
didn't get the information needed
to write the article, the students
must look beyond my situation
and that of Mr. Morrell's to the
root of the problem which is the
lack of power vested in the
Dr. R.L. Maxwell
students. When I left Weckesser
Hall I realized that propaganda
(Le.The Beacon), or the teachers,
Dear Editor,
or even scattered complaints
from students or alumni could
not make the Administration
As a student at Wilkes, I am
budge.
embarrassed by the lack of
The Administration of Wilkes quality journalism of the Beacon.
College (University) must be Is the Beacon a newspap&lt;2' or an
held accountable for its actions opinion sheet? 1 tnought it was
to the students.
The students, a newspaper, but it is obviously
for whatever unfortunate reason, not
Throughout this school
are
being
bombarded
with year supposed news articles were
mismanagement.
How?
It is blatant editorials. News articles
apparent that short-term cheaper should just contain the facts and
solutions are ineffectively being should never contain opinions of
used
to
solve
long-term the individual writer.
If you
problems around the school. For want to print opinions, clearly
example,
the
destruction
of label them as such as you do in
lawns by people cutting across the "A pawn in their game"
them.
Why not put ornate colwnn.
fences around them instead of
I am strongly opposed to
cement paths which will erode in censorship in any form, but you,
a few short years anyway? There the newspaper staff, should
are other more substantial issues exhibit
some
self-control..
such
as
parking,
full-time Please, censor yourselves!
You
teachers, and class selection, must not use the paper as a
which, as you know, The Beacon political tool.
has addressed. I'm astonished to
Another issue I am very
(Editor's note: And t~ clarify a point, there was a line placed
think what must happen if upset about is your unfair
between the editorial and the Letters to the Editor column.
change is to occur.
And I editorial about Dr. Pat Heaman.
Traditionally, in fact weekly, this line indicates that the two items are
thought the (5()'s were over.
Don't you think you were a bit
separate and distinct. I was merely commenting on the letter, not
By the way, when I told hard on someone who did not
implying that the letter supported my editorial. Since this has been
someone I was going to write deserve it?
As you state in the
traditional policy, I did not/eel the need to clarify that point at the time
this letter, they said, "Who the editorial, she only suggested a
ofpublication).
hell are you?"
I am someone change be made.
That is her
_________
t[:_'f.o_d-_:JQ_d-_«_C_O_tt
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ who doesn't like to be taken duty as advisor, it is not
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advantage of.
I doubt it will censorship.
Personally, I think
VOL XL No. 25 May 5, 1988
achieve much, but I am not .she was right The poem was
doing my column this week in very offensive and not a good
Advisor-Tom Bigler
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
protest of being stonewalled by example of poetry.
Feature Editors-Lee Monell
News Editors -Kim Klimek
practice
the Administration.
Again,
please
-Wendi Harvey
-Amy Braun
objective journalism!
Photography Editors-Beth Mazzullo
Sports Editors-Lisa Miller
Rob MacArthur
-Donna Yed1ock
-Bill Kem
Jean Brodie
Beacon Editor:
Copy Editor-&amp;ldie Lupioo
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
Ad Manager- Kathy L. Harris
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos '7he all knowing Bovine"
I wish to publicly apologize
to Dr. Patricia Heaman for
Dear Editor:
having signed a petition about
It was printed where it
Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, Bill Barber, Jo Anne Heen,
censorship and the Manuscript. I
John Gordon, Tony Vento, Don (Semyon) &amp; Ed (Buonocore), Ray Ott,
had
a
concern
regarding deserved to be printed.
Kathy Harris, Suzanne Payne, Dave Serino.
M. U. Farooq
procedures, but Dr. Patricia
Heaman shares my concern and
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
we are trying to correct those
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of
procedures.
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names
Dear Editor:
I believe that Dr. Patricia
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor
Heaman, as advisor to the
must be signed to insure validity.
While I agree that the issues
Manuscript, has the duty to
raised in the letter by Andrew
advise students regarding taste
j'

Morrell in the last isB
Beacon need to be

censorship.

The Beacon's ~
the issue is another
Since the editor and
columnist of the BeQC(JI
taken
evexy ~
instruct
students,
administration, the A
Office,
the
Coce
Committee, the De
Office, the Career
Office, and virtually
else on campus on
perform their duties,
their business, and exprcu
ideas,
perhaps it is
unreasonable to suggest
they too might benefit
instruction in basic princqa
responsible
journalism
professional standards.
I think, first of al~ ii
interests of truth, accura;y,
fairness, the Beacon shookl
sent a reporter to interview
before making statements
can
be
characterii.ed
slanderous.
I reseit
distortion in your depictica
my
relationship
to
Manuscript and to
general.
My reputatioo
teacher and advisor is DOI
or truthful! y represented by
suggestion that I woold
grades to punish studela
"cross" me or in your rcpml
I threatened "removal" of
in part or in whole, fna

Manuscript. Although yoa
in most cases
di5IIJllld
exaggeration,
you
understate my persooal
to the poem in queslial
saying
I
regard
objectificatien and ~
the human body described ii
poem as "demeaning" to
I have taken my role &amp;1
seriously and professooally,
my experience has bccl
sometimes my advice bas
accepted and sometimes it
I have several regrell
the way in which the iml
developed. I regret lllOII
that the wock and
·
Kim Supper and the

Continued ca

ntinued fron
has

not

and congratulal

be.

I comme1
edition of Man
be proud of.
the work of the
who contribut1
has not been
it deserves 1
tion created
I congratul:
artists represe
lication.
my sugges
we seek a fon
us to discuss h
aesthet
context:
of
Word
that the co
life have cau
to atrophy
they can be
"gross and
, the context o
fear that our ~
find a place
tic impulses
upation wi1
· n; the co1
Tong's Sm
on
"Wome1
y." I think \1
cted witho1

to C
time
of J
must
on
gle fc
Th

(cat
and

I wa!
ur editor
l menace
malic
. She I
sied ht
years :
ing OU
ver it,
ou depl1

m.
rvice tc
ut Dr.
nesque
ive atm
live i
des if
her

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y
the Stl
next

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ript

rnunity,
· tre
best
ional
issues.
.ose w
(His "Thou
.ong Ago" ·
ipt is a
.), had a •
process

and

: resulted ·
ng publis
e sponsibility
i: more
·
Iring the
1 decisio
made
t perhaps
No
his
C

and fi
the BeacOII
oppornmity
dents,
the A
Core
he
Deve
Career
1irtually
on
duties,
and express
,s
it
is
to suggest
:ht benefit
,asic principles
journalism
ldards.
rst of all, in
1th, accuracy.
llOr

,us

iacon should
to interview
statements
:haracterized
I
resent
rour depiction
ihip
to
rid to studcntl

reputation -

visor is not
presented by
t I would
ish students
.n your
!lllOval" 0

whole,
J though y
you
persooal
in q
regard
and
y descri
~ ng" to
1y role a.
~rofessi
~ bas
advice

netimes i1
reral re
rich the ·
regret most
and uded'-'11111. ..-.. ..,
and the

has
not
been
and congratulated as
d be.
I commend the
m an edition of Manuscript
mould be proud of. I also
that the work of the many
IS who
contributed to
cript has not been given
11ention it deserves because
distraction created by the
ersy. I congratulate the
and artists represented in
's publication.
1 repeat my suggestion to
that we seek a fOPUm that
lllow us to discuss his valid
s in an aesthetic and
phical
context:
the
t
of .
Wordsworth's
·on that the conditions
em life have caused our
· ·ons to atrophy to the
where they can be aroused
by "gross and violent
L'i"; the context of D. H.
nce's fear that our failure to
and find a place for our
· erotic impulses has led
preoccupation with death
destruction; the context of
Tong's Smithsonian
on
"Women
and
phy." I think we could
lie instructed without being
by discussions conducted at
lwel.
Sincerely;
Patricia B Heaman

1 am writing to commend
for your
timely
and
ul editorial of April 28,
("Censorship must stop! ").
ulations
on
your
· ·ng struggle for your
place in The Great
Tradition (caps mine)
'fied .. . -· · by
William
lph Hearst and Rupert
h.
Their newspapers
, as you seem to do,
~lute irrelevance of facts
1 reader who, in your own
old enough and
ible enough to make his
decisions."
At first, I was me,ely
that your editorial alerted
~ the awful menace posed by
evil and malicioils Dr.
· · Heaman. She has, as we
know, busied herself for
twenty years at Wilkes
e stamping out student
'vity whenever it, like the
ndron you deplore, might
n to bloom.
You have
a great service to all of us
!X)inting out Dr. Heaman's
'ght Stalinesque ability to
a repressive atmosphere in
students live in constant
of low grades if they fail
meet
her
tyrannical
ip demands.
In addition, your wise
· to run the student letter
peUt1on next t~
your
· 1made it appear as if the
es on
the
petition
d not only the letter, but
editorial position.

Thus, you did not squander
precious time and resources
proving anything to anybody;
such creative planning provides
a model that other
journalists
would do well to emulate.
After throwing my hat into
the air in celebration of these
journalistic
accomplishments
(only to have it get caught on
top of your beloved bell tower),
I began to understand that your·
recent editorial was really so
much more
the crowning
achievement of a year of The
Beacon in which you and your
staff
have
redefined
student
journalism in a way I never
imagined possible.
You have
helped me understand what is
wrong with such professional
newspapers as The New York
Times and The Washington Post
and with such student newspapers
as The Harvard Crimson and The
Colwnbia Spectator.
These
publications, for some foolish
reason
I
used to consider
important, actually run objective
news stories that begin with
leads
and
continue
with
verifiable
facts
and
direct
quotations.
The
Beacon,
however, prints a potpourri on
the editorial page, thus cleverly
demonstrating
that
the
distinction between fact and
opm1on is, for the truly educated
at any rate, just an illusion.
I have throughout my years
at Wilkes encouraged students to
empower themselves by learning
enough
to
ask
penetrating
questions
and
to
approach
difficult issues from a variety of
perspectives. How silly I have
been! Now I see that issues such
as censorship, whether real or
perceived, are not really worth
examining in depth; furthermore,
I applaud your apparent decision
not to investigate this particular
topic as consistent with your
treatment this year of such other
insignificant issues as university
status,
faculty
rights, · core
curriculum rev1S1on, and the
sports and conference center.
It all makes sense now, and
I thank you, dear editor. After
all, an issue's reach should not
exceed The Beacon's grasp, or
what's a newspaper for?
·
Michael C. ONeill

Dear Editor:
,
Last .
week's
. editorial
Censorship must stop!" would
l ppear to be the culmination of
:me of the saddest years for The
Beacon that I have witnessed in
th~ four years I've attended
Wilkes College.
Your newspaper, which is characterized by
sloppy journalism, poor writing
and overall carelessness, has at
l~st stOOJ?C~ to ....-.~.. calling and
.mger pomtmg.
Using Dr. Heaman as a
scapegoat fo~ your issue was a
poorly c_once1ved decision. You
ha:e misused your position as
_editor and apparently pushed

May 5, 1988
objectivity aside.
If you, Ms.
Steinbacher,
had
carefully
considered the facts, you would
have realized that the · final
decision to remove the poem did
not reside with Dr. Heaman, but
with the staff of the Manuscript.
In no way could one deem Dr.
Heaman's suggestion as an act of
censorship.
Therefore, your
statement, "The staff of the
magazine had bee1t told, in
effect, that their judgement was
faulty" is blatantly incorrect, for
the judgement was theirs.
You go on to state, "Who
has the right just by the virtue
of a doctorate degree and a little
bit of power to question any
student's judgement of taste?"
Well _Ms.
Steinbacher,
you
possess less power than an
instructor, have no degree, and
as far as I know, no textbook
journalism experience.
What
gives you the right to question
anyone? You have obviously
been appointed to a position for
which
you
have
no
qualifications.
A position that
allows
you
to
voice
your
uneducated,
inexperienced
opinion and to allocate blame to
anyone you choose.
As
you
challenge
Dr.
Heaman in the editorial
I
challenge you -- to journaiistic
excellence, something that I
doubt you or you or your staff
could ever deliver.
James C. Evelock
Dear Editor:
Just

when

I

thought

the

Beacon had hit an all-time low,
it got lower.
Last weeks's
editorial on censorship simply
highlighted
the
journalistic
incompetence and ignorance of
the paper's editorial staff.
The
fact that the editorial resorted to
a level of name-calling and
finger
pointing
was
an
embarrassment and a disgrace.
Miss Steinbacher, I found it
very unprofessional that Dr.
Patricia Heaman was ripped apart
and pulled through the wringer
without
any
opportunity
to
explain or defend herself. I hope
you learn that if you plan to run
a controversial editorial in your
paper,
you
also
print
an
objective article explaining the
situ:.tion so readers can form
• their own opinions and not be
forced to inherit yours.
My sympathy lies with Dr.
Heaman and all those who
worked very ' hard to make this
year's
Manuscript,
in
my
opinion, one of the best issues
this college has ever seen. It is
a shame that now people will
view the publication as "the
issue that censored work" instead
of "the issue that shows a
display of collaborated creative
effort."
Sincerely,
Andrea Kocerha

PAGE~
my creative writing class in the
fall because she cannot take
writing
which
is
Your editorial on censorship technical
was a heinous abuse of a offered in a classroom on the
situation
which,
handled third floor of Kirby Hall. Kirby
otherwise,
could
have
been Hall has no elevator.
*A student who uses a
greatly
effective
in
altering
censorship policy.
As an wheelchair cannot find parking
advocator of Andrew Morrell's on campus because there are only
petition, I feel terribly violated two handicapped parking spaces
to have been included in your outside Stark Learning Center.
* A student with a visior.
malicious vendetta.
I wish to
problem is forced to order his
make one point clear:
my
books well ahead of time because
signature supported only the
there are few if any readers
petition which I read and put my
available on campus.
name to, not the personal attack
These are just a few of the
you printed in your editorial.
many
problems
faced
by
My intention was to challenge
handicapped students on the
censorship,
and
Andrew's
Wilkes College campus.
For ·
petition would have been far
those who are not able to walk
more effective to this purpose
had it been printed alone.
I or who have difficulty seeing or
hearing, this campus can be a
applaud his professionalism, his
nightmare.
Many of the older
objectivity, and his ability to
buildings are not barrier free.
separate the issue from the
Many
other
buildings
pose
person who supports it.
severe navigational problems.
I do not wish to retract my
We as a community must
name from Andrew's petition ,
nor do I wish to apologize for provide as much access ac;
for
handicapped
my protest against censorship: I possible
believe that, at the college level, students. These students deserve
Who knows how
an administration ought to foster our support.
independent thought and allow many handicapped students have
the discretion of the individual chosen not to come to Wilkes
to be exercised.
If Andrew's· because the environment is not
poem so greatly offended me, I barrier free-?
Our campus is strengthened
would have liked the liberty to
tear it from Ill'. own copy. But I by havjng many different kinds
Facilities for the
will not grow by being shielded of students.
handicapped
would
benefit all
from what may be perceived as
members
of
the
campus
"bad."
I do apologize to Dr. community because these facwould
provide
for
Heaman, however, that I was ilities
greater
inclusion
of
physically
linked to that editorial. I have
great respect for her, as -a teacher challenged individuals m tl1e
and as a human being, and I Wilk,~:, community.
During the next academic
believe she would only act in
ye~J,
I will be working to
accordance
with
what
she
considered her duties as a organize a coalition of physically disabled members of the
moderator to be.
It seems very small-minded, campus community. I urge all
indeed, that, as a representative students, all faculty, and all
of an educational institution, the members of the administration to
Beacon cannot serve as · an sup~rt this effort.
Respectfully yours,
effective dueling
ground
for
Herbert Guggenheim
conflicting views of significant
Department of Language
issues
without
resorting
to
and Literature
scapegoating.
Dr. Heaman is
not the point -- censorship is,rr==============:;i
Your editorial succeeded only in
Now is the time to get
distracting this reader from the
real issue.
'involved! If you like· to
You also owe -Andrew an
apology. It is obvious that his
·
intent was to challenge the wnte, take photos, or are

Dear Editor:

removal . of

his poem . fr~m
Had your editonal
been included with the petition, I
doubt he'd have gotten the
support he did. You manipulated
that support and produced a
scandalizing
and
whining
indictment
of
an
innocent
person.
I suggest that, in the
future,
you
confine
vicious
personal
attacks
to
private
confrontations.

Manuscript.

Theresa Kelley
To The Editor:

interested in learning take
'

chance. The Beacon
welcomes all students,
experienced and
inexperienced. Just stop u
to the office on the thrid
floor of the SUB and leav~
your name. You might be
surprised at all that you

*A student who uses a .c ane
could learn!
in order to walk and who has
severe spinal injuries is trucing l=============d

�PAGEFOUR

May 5, 1988

Core
Continued from p. 1

The · writing lab could then work
with non-English majors to help
them write more clearly.
Students might also use interactive
computer programs to help them
study. These programs are designed to help the student study
material at his own pace.
Core
Seminars
would
include: 1) two core seminars - one semester each. These courS"~ would be designed specific.illy lo integrate related subjects.
As
proposed, these seminars
would also include units on
personal
developmenl/wellness,
alcohol and drug awareness,
stress management, and social
responsibilities. 2) Core Seminar
XX would include Distribution
Arca Interdisciplinary Seminar,
and College/School Professional
Overview Seminars, and Senior
Capstone Seminars.
The
Distribution
Requirement would include:
culture and value, the scientific
world, creative and artistic exprcssion, and society and human
behavior. Students will be able
to split previously sequential
courses into single courses from
many different areas.
The
Physical
Development section will include two
non-credit
units
of . physical
education.

test is above the 50th percentile,
3) Computer Literacy , and 4)
Foreign Language -- Passing a
proficiency test at the level of
two years of high school study
or Foreign lant.,uage 102.
Three writing intensive courses could be required in the field
of the student's choice, for
example sociology or physics.

SENIOR WEEK EVENTS
SUNDAY,MAY15TH
BOWLING AT CHACKO'$
Enjoy
an
evening
of
bowling
with
your

classmates at
Chacko's.
The cost Is
reasonable
and
the
crowd will be fun.
B.Y.O.B.!!!

TUESDAY. MAY 16th
CASINO BUS TRIP

See attached sheet
further lnfonnation.

for

WEDNESDAY,MAY1ilh
DINNER DANCE AT THE
WOODLANDS
The fun begins at 6:00

pm!

Legs against arms
by Tony Vento
TAKE A LONG WALK - a
100 or 200 mile walk!
That's
what students and faculty from
Wilkes College will do when
they
lead
people
from
Northeastern Pennsylvania in the
fifth
annual
"Pilgrimage
to
Reverse the Arms _Race" May 23
through June 5.
Since 1984
hundreds have walked on this
national pilgrimage from New
York City to Washington, D.C.
to highlight the need to curb the
arms race and foster efforts of
international
cooperation
and
human rights.
Over 40 people signed up
for more information at a table
in Stark Lobby last Thursday,
April 28. As of press time, at
least 14 of those people are very
serious about going on the walk:
Nancy Houtz; Sandie Adams;
Wendy Flick; Joe Iannuzzi; Barb
Riley; Megan McCormick; Andy
Morrell; Kim Supper; Melinda
Comfort; Jonine Petras; Tony
Vento; Dr. Bruce Brown; Ms.
Tory
McCormick;
and
Dr.
Pr,rooq. Thev will be looking for
:,,our encour~geme~t anct per,k11Js,

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Are
you
already
dayFun, food, and a goo&lt;
dreaming about what you'll do
time from 12 to 4!
at for the Summer Break when
Directions
available
exams are over? Why not start
the Dean's office.
dreaming about Christmas Break
:too! It's not too early to start
FRIDAY. MAY 20th
:planning if you might want to
COMMENCEMENT
~pend it in Central America, and
REHEARSAL
:YOU might get up to three credits
In the CPA at 10 am!
[or your efforts.

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phases of the walk.
Phase I
begins with a ceremony at the
United Nations on Monday, 11ay
23, and extends through Sunday,
May 29, when the Pilgrimage
reaches - the Liberty Bell in
Philadelphia. Phase II begins at
that time and continues through
Sunday, June 5 when the
pilgrims reach the White House
and the Capitol building.
Pilgrims
walk
a
daily
average of 12.5 miles.
This
distance is divided each day into
four walking periods of 1 and
1/2 hours each; a rest stop
follows each walking period.
Even those who have not gotten
much excercise during the year
usually find this arrangement
works well; a van picks up the
few
w.ho
need
assistance.
Provisions are made in advance
for indoor lodging and delicious
food;
these are provided by
churches, synagogues, families,
and universities along the route.
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Central America
welcome, and participants may
be able to earn academic credit
towards graduation.
The itinerary focuses on a
comparative study of two countries; options are being explored
right now for the best choice.
The first option is Costa Rica
and Nicaragua. Costa Rica is
known as "the Switzerland of
Central America" because of its
stable democracy, economy, and
lack of a standing army, while
Nicaragua's revolutionary regime
is in a prolonged state of transition as it's leadership negotiates a peaceful settlement with
the Contras. The alternate set of
countries being considered is
Belize and Guatemala. Both are
plagued by widespread poverty,
yet have very different political
lives. Belize is a former British
colony with a parliamentary
history,
while Guatemala is
do;ninated
by
a
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Opening Ceremony and
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with the Under Secretary
for Disarmament Affairs, a
Celebration at the Libeny
in Philadelphia to end
and begin Phase II, a Peace
at the White House, and a
to the Veterans Memorial
Washington, D.C.
ceremonies and rallies are
the State House in Trcnu.w,
Wilmington Veterans M
and Hopkins Plaza in do
Baltimore. The Pilgrimage
hosts nuclear scholars who
educational programs on
of the arms race.
canvas neighborhoods alona
route for signatures and
that are presented in W
to
our
Senators
Congressional
Represen
last year over 5,000 si
were collected.
Those pilgrims who
religiously
motivated
unusually rich opportunities
grow in their respective

power through the use of
squads.
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itinerary is Costa Rica
Nicaragua,
or Belize
Guatemala, the group wiD
v1s1tmg
private, gov
and church-related dev
projects, and meet with ci ·
groups and government o
For a more comprehensive ·
duction to the patterns in
country, capital cities wiB
contrasted with visits to
areas.
This first-hand, eye
Christmas Break is open
members of the local co
and students from other c
but Wilkes students and f
have priority. Those who
to participate should contact
organizers now: Richard T
at 824-4651, X 4043;
Gould at 829-9736; or
\'~nto at 823-4168 or 822-6311

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planned
1age.
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n at the Uni
e Under Seer
armament Aff
tion at the
adelphia to e
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White House,
Veterans
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D.C.
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e House in
;ton Veterans
lkins Plaza i
e. The Pilgri
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1al programs
arms race.
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Consugar, Ericka Oswald, Jodi K~t. Dave Martin, and Melissa Kennedy

centrate on one subject for an
hour or two at a time and take
short breaks between studying.
He recommends eating well
and getting the usual good
night's sleep before the exam (or
term paper). "You can perform
better when you're feeling better," said Sowcik.
Mary Supey, director of
health services, said, "Really
take care · of yourself." During the
exam period, eating properly (including three meals a day) will
give students the energy that
they need. She said that drinking
caffeine and eating certain ~unk
foods is like putting poison into
your system. Since your body functions on glucose, she said,
potatoes, shredded wheat and
other grain foods contammg
complex carbohydrates are the
best energy sources.
She said that pizza, fresh
fruit, salt-free pretzels and lowsalt crackers are good snack
foods
but
should
not
be
substituted for meals. Supey said
that getting proper rest is also
important "You know your own

tJte recent Peace Pastoral Letters
from the U.S. Catholic Bishops
·onal activities include prayer and the United Methodist Bispoops, Sabbath services, Quaker hops. Pilgrims are also invited
· gs, and Sunday Masses. to •·substitute" teach peace in Catelementary
and
high
Pilgrims can choose from a holic
cries of workshops that study schools along the route.

and to millions more who learn
about the Pilgrimage through the
media; 2) by presenting Congress with thousands of petitions
and signaturei. that demand legislation to slow the arms rnce;
and 3) by workshops and

past Sunday the Wilkes College Letterwomen's club held their annual awards
Pictued above are the award winners and the coaches. Seated (1-r); Chris
Creegan, Angie Miller, Kelly Wandel, Nicki Saporito, and Joyce Dait. Row two 0-r);
Doris Saracino, Linda Straface, Sue Dicton, Debbie DeCeasare, Debbie Marquart, and
Gay Meyers. Row Three (1-r); Jim Jackiewicz, Mary Jo Zukoski, Lisa Kravitz, Mary
The Pilgrimage helps reverse the arms race in srYcral
ways: 1) by marching through
the most densely populated area
in the country, it brings the message of peace directly to tens of
thousands met along the way,

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PAGE SIX

Rubes®

By Leig h Rubi n
1,

Wilkes ends theatre season

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Famous artists interpret Mickey Mouse.
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Above is a rehearsal picture from "Major Barbara." From left to right are Rob Johansen ,
Laura Herman Maureen O'Hara and C ·
Adolphus Cusins,
by Wendi Harvey
vation Anny who had problems
dealing with the politics of Rob Johansen; Rumm
"Major Barbara," directed by money.
Herman's performance played by Chris Brun
Carl Wagner, was a play dealing was splendid as were many of the Bill Walker, played
with the religion of money and other actors'/actresses' perform- Zolner ,were strong c
cause of their superl&gt;
the "crime of poverty." It ran ances.
The set of "Ma·
last weekend in the Dorothy
Lady Britomart Undershaft.
designed
by Karl Ruli
Dickson Darte Center for the Per- played by Maureen O'Hara, was a
well-developed character. O'Hara's ceptionally well done,
forming Arts.
Barbara, played by Laura acting was one of the strong
Herman, was a Major in the Sal- points in the play.

Don &amp; Ed: Out on a limb

Something you just can't throw away
Well, I guess I knew this
was coming. It's one of those inevitable Lhings that you look
foiward to but, at the same time
wish would he next week instead
of Lhe present
So it came as no great
surprise when I returned to my
room one evening to find my
friends galhered for a "surprise"
farewell party. There's something sarcastically ironic about
the whole idea of a "surprise"
farewell party but I was, nonetheless, appreciative. After all, this
would be Lhe last time that 1

would see some of these people,
m:my of whom I had seen almost every day for the last four
years. I thanked the group collectively Lhcn wandered about to see
who was there.
There were many people that
I knew standing about the room;
people from the different clubs
and organizations I had been in,
classmates from years gone by,
Fudgie Lhe Whale and his icecream cake pals, Ratty the
Commuter, and even some of my
professors
including Dave
Rash, my Stats instructor who, I

would have guessed, would be the
last person who would ever want
to see me again.
There were also some people
who I didn't know. There were representatives from the World
Wrestling Federation and HannaBarbera who had come to thank
me for Lhe free publicity. There
was also a man from the Mall
Merchants Association who presented an honorary key to the
Food Court. I was rather touched,
it was all quite nice. What a
great four years it had been.
I stood around by myself for
a time while the guests helped
themselves to cold cuts and
cheese.
I then decided that I
should mix and converse with
these people who had taken the
time to come and wish me farewell.
I noticed in one comer a
group of people from the Beacon. "Hey Don," they said,"it
was sure nice having you aboard!"
"Thanks for the opportunity," I replied. "Hey, do you
guys remember Lhat article on
The Inferno?'" I asked.
"Well,
em,
not
really,
ummm, I think so, but sorry, all
the back issues have been
Lhrown away. But it was sure
nice to talk to you before you

left."
"Oh well, same here," I said.

I noticed in another comer
some members of the Wilkes Theater group. "Hey Don," they said,
"it was sure nice having you
aboard!"
"Thanks, I really had great
fun in those shows!" I replied.
"Hey, remember when we had to
dress in those outlandish costumes and do those goofy dances?" I chuckled.
"Well, er, not really, umm, I
think so, but sorry, all of the
old programs have been Lhrown
away. But it was sure nice to
talk to you before you left!"
"Oh, well, yeah same here,"
I answered. What was going on
here? · It was then Lhat I saw
those crazy guys and gals from
the Fabulous Foot Long Hot
Dogs with Kraut, my intramural
team, relaxing on the floor.
"Hey Don," they said, "it
was sure nice having you aboard! "
"The pleasure was all mine,"
I replied. "Hey guys," I exclaimed, "remember when we actually
won that game?"
.
"Well, err, not really, umm,
I think so, but sorry, all the old
score books have been thrown
away. But it was sure nice to
talk to you before you left! "

"Same here," I said
disappointed.
I left the pany, wild
still in full swing, ud
outside on the curb. Ntt.dlea
say, I was quite d e ~
I was, in the final days m
college life, and what did I
to show for iL There WII
thing left but a stack of
text books and a key to the
Court I sat in my self pity
while longer until I was ·
rupted by a voice from
me.
"Hey you," said the
"what are you doing out bcn
alone?"
"Just thinking. Why
you in with ~ party?" I asml.
"Well it's starting .,
out," said the voice, "BiU
and Brian Dorsey started ·
a medley of their favorite
tunes.
Besides, I didn't
over for a party, l came O¥S
hang out with you. Af1rr
you're my boy!"
"Thanks, Ed," I said .
tear in my eye.
This, my final artdc
dedicated to those few
especially Ed, who have
the past four years w
by giving me the one thing
no one can throw away true friendship.

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Ma~ 5, 1988

ilkes Pro~rammin~ Board
988: a retr~spec

Johansen ,
1s Cusins, p
!n; Rummy
:hris Brunnoc
·, played by
strong charac
superb acting.
of "Major B
Karl Ruling,
vell d(?ne, and

Once again a Programming
year has passed us by. It
~ however, gone by withstopping a couple of times
us know it was here.
The semester as quite a dione with five films, three
oncerts, two mini-&lt;:oncerts
two comedians.
This semester opened with a
on January 22. This film
'Sw Trek IV: The Voyage
.' Then, on February 12,
Board brought us the first of
unprecedented
two
film
ials. The films shown were
Jame Bond favorites. The
was the space classic
er; " and the second was
latest in line -- "The Living
'ghts."
On March 4, the
anticipated movie of the
was shown. The box office
"Dirty Dancing" played to
of the biggest crowds for a
· this year.
Following
Dancing," on March 18,
the mystery/comedy "Stake' The final movies were
as a film festival. The
ended with Eddie Murphy in

March 23. the school was treated
to the ew Age styie of Wmdham Hill guitarist, David Cullen.
The final concert of the year was
given
by
returning
musica
journeyman, Barry Drake.
e have also beerr treated to
shows by outstanding young
"Beverly Hills Cop I &amp; II."
Movies weren't the only
form of entertainment that the
people flocked to see.
There
were six different concerts during
the year. First, on January 23,
came the "footstompin"' music
of Jay Smar. January 29 was a
da that will go down in history
as possibly the day of one of the
best concens ever played at
ilkes. This was the day
Livingston Taylor came to town.
He played for two hours to a
packed CPA.
On February 23 Wilkes got
to witness one of the funniest
duos around.
The Pheromones
cracked up a Stark Lobby crowd
with goofy tunes like their hit
"Yuppie Drone." On March 12
the Board attempted a gym dance
without a gym. They had somewhat of a success with the rockabill
band The Bullets.
On

eacon at the movies

ritters 2: A feast to
the funny bone
by John Gordon
~re," I

"Critters"

a semi-hit at box offices
party,
swing,
curb. N
e depressed.
final days
d what did I
There
1 stack of
a key to the
my self pity
ntil I was in
&gt;ice from

ng. Why area
trty?" I asked.
starting to Ihm
ice, "Bill Barber
, started singing
ir favorite show
I didn't come
I came over to
PU.

After all.

the U.S. The movie was
average science fiction/horror
. It was about a band of
creatures, much to the likes
Gremlins, that escaped from
outer-space prison barge and
their way to earth. Once
oor planet they proceeded to
everything in sight, ranging
radios and pitchforks to
· and humans.
Earth's only hope against
ferocious little fur balls was
intergalactic bounty hunters
could transform themselves
any human being they
to be. One decided to be
rock-and-roll star, the other
the town drunk. Together,
· a small family named the
s, the bounty hunters did
y with the Critters or Crites, ·
Ibey were called. However,
Critters left a nest of eggs
· , and the story was to be

the Critters just two short years
earlier. People in town are nervous about young Brad's return,
and when the eggs hatch about
the same time as his arrival,
people begin to point fingers
his way.
However, when the
new town sheriff is killed by the
critters, the old sheriff returns
and sticks up for Brad. The two
band together to stop the fuzzy
balls. But they need help, and it
comes with the return of the two

bounty hunters to Earth.
The critters steal the show
away from all human life forms,
especially in one scene where

inal article
e few
10 have
ars wo
one thin
away --

hidin

J,

Libra!

i·
Sc o rpio- Be strong.
Things may seem
f insurmountable, but you must try. Hang in there.
~

comedians. The first, which performed on February 6, has been
featured on the "Late Night With "I;
David Letterman" sho
man y
times. Wayne Cotter did his nor--~
mal schtick and kept the aud- ~
ience in stitches. The other com- ~
edian, Earl Reed, played a pnmar- ~ily improvisational show that
lasted over two hours .
Not only did the fill most ~
weekends, they also held their ).)
first annual "Day of . Program- ;
ming."
This was a time dedicated to showing the rest of the
school just what the Board does . ~
People visiting the booth in T/)
Stark lobby got a chance to view ~
tapes of performers who have al - 1'.
ready played or will pay Wilkes.
They also had an opportunity to
fill out a movie poll to help
determi ne next semester's movK
ies.
All of these shows were
fantastic, and, in an effort not to
be redundant, the Programming
Board should be very proud of
themselves.
After a few job
shuffles, the Board completed
what could be one of their most
sucessful years. Congratulations
and thanks from The Beacon!

*Leo- Boy , did I tell you or wha

? Work, work, work...

this wi ll be one difficult week.
Libra- Show yourself this week, don't hide from
reality. Stand tall and be prepared for the mediocre.
Taurus- Brothe r bovine , horns up this week--it looks
like a good one.
Gemini- Be lieve it or not, you are loved and should
not be so down on the world because the world is not
down on you.

i Capricorn-

Theatre season
Continued from p. 6
crews who worked on it deserve
recognition for the job they did.
The costumes, make-up and
properties added to the authenticity of the play which was set
in late March of 1905.
Scene changes were handled
well by the running crew. Everything was well-organized and it
was apparent from the audiance reaction that they enjoyed the
manner in which the - changes
were made.

Please be patient.
Good things will
come to those who wait, and boy have you been
waiting. Keep up the hope ; help is on the way.
Cancer- It may look like it is raining on your parade ,
but a clown is holding an umbrella over your head.
Pisces- This wi ll be the· week to take on the world;
you are unstoppable! !!
Aries- Be on your guard . You may be fooled or
beguiled. Don't be a sucker.
Aquarius- . Concentrate and the world will be yours.
Drift into a coma and boy will you be in for it. Keep
awake and on your toes.
Sagittarius- Yes, you finally deserived it, HAPPY
WEEK !!! You have suffered into truth and--with a
litt le bovine intervention--you have recieved your just
reward .
Virgo- Yes , the stars have given me an omen . It
says famine and sufferi!')g are on their way, and the
only escape is to go very easy on you r
subbordonates--give them a very easy final
exam--and happiness will follow you for at least
another semester.

There were small flaws in
"Major Barbara," but the positive easily outweighed the negalive, and the play was a
success. Congratulations are due
to everyone involved in the pro-~~~~~;.sssssssssss.ss.ss.ss.s~~~~~;.sssssssss.s~../)
1--du_c_ti_on_o_f_
"Ma
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Congr at ulat ions to Beacon
columnist Bill Barber for the
impe nding publicat ion of his
first nove l, The Di ary of a
New York Queen! This is a
fine accomplishment for the
1988 Napersteck Award winner
for the writer with the most

they raid a town hamburger
Jomt The laughs pour in at a
hilarious rate. 1be film has got
it all: special effects, good camera work and hilarity. This is
one sequal that tops the original
film.
So skip the cocktails and go
devour "Critters 2: 1be Main f------p_r_o_
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It's two years later, the
ty hunters are trillions of
away, and only one
ber of the Brown family is
"Critters
2:
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Main
Brad Brown, 16,
to his hometown to visit
grandmother.
This is the
wn that was attacked by

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Acting-----------------2.75
Story-------------------2.75
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1bii'J,~.@iM/#Jlif!. l))W,Q
Happy Mothers' Day
to Khristopher's mom
and to C.J.'s mom
from Patrick's mom

~ ~ ~ Mi). ~ l))~I)

Ot~ !dbf!. ~ 6)0

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�May:,, l~lSlS

'AGEEIGI-IT

A different Perspective

q!?ill&lt;?2-bye, sc!~[!~!II
Well, here we are in the last
.veek of the Spring semester, the
last Beacon, and the last "A
Different Perspective" of the
year.
With all the bru-ha-ha
over censorship afoot, one feels
the need to take sides, make comments, nail down one's position.
Although I firmly agree that censorship is wrong, so are yellow
journalism, name-calling and personal attacks.
Last week's editorial came
so close to all of the above that
I was reminded of The Prime of
Miss Jean Brody. It left me with
a bad taste in my mouth. So I've
decided not to take a stand at all.
Instead, I'm going to do a little
bit of all of the above this week.
On the brighter side, I would
like to take this opportunity to
congratulate Dr. Patricia Heaman
on the many years of service to
Wilkes College:
teaching, running the writing lab, and overseeing the literary magazine
which might not be produced but
for her long years of dedication
to it
The question still exists between censorship and editorial
supervision. To jump on the one
without giving credit to the other
is unfair and sophomoric. The
suggestion to remove the poem
in question may have been made
for reasons other than those prescntl y being discussed. But like
I said, I'm staying out of this
one entirely. Not one more word
about it.
Now Major Barbara, in spite
of having so much going for it,
was, alas, a major bore. The reason: no editing. Veronica and l
went expecting some light yet
fulfilling entertainment for a Sunday afternoon, after which a nice
dinner and some sherry would
round out a perfect day. That was
not to be. I set the frozen roast
on the counter at 1:30 and we
trotted off to the CPA. By the
time we got home the meat had
thawed and rotted.
That George Bernard Shaw
was a geniusy and that his words
must
be
respected,
I
can
uderstand. But to strap a college
audience into its seats for three
hours of British tedium was
tantamount to murder: One came
away wishing one had not gone
at all.
In an accent play, which
"Drawing Room Comedy" is supposed to be, why is it that every
member of the family seemed to
have come from a different part
of the world?
Yet there is so much good
to say about the play. The sets
were very professional. The munitions factory, complete with
pipes and barrels was wonderful.
Carl Ruling, Bob Wachowski and
everyone who worked on those

3s~!1P,k.~~2! Barbara

Like some kindly Dr. Roy
Morgan, I'd like to write just a
happy, glowing little gem of a
review, but I would be neglecting
the overwhelming feeling of despair over the unending length of
the play which so distracted from
its other merits (like this sentence!). But that would be selfcensorship.
As I said, I don't
even want to touch censorship
this week. I'm editing it out
Instead,
I'd
like
to
concentrate on what I did like
about the play.
The delightful
portrayal of Lady Britomart by
Maureen O'Hara was so consistently in character that one
wants only to applaud.
Chris
Brunnock was delightful as Mrs.
Mutchens, as were Laura Herman
as Barbara, David Shock as

Viewpoint

as Charlie Lomax (Don't ya
know.) and Maura Mundy as the
zany Sarah. Chris Collins was
very strong as Andrew Undershaft
and Thomas McGeehan turned a
small part into the perfect butler.
Even Rob, Johanson, that
irrepressible ham, did a wonderful job of building from light
comedy to heavy dramatics. He
showed all his usual skill and
then some, including that knack
he has for physical comedy, i.e.
the drum and bully schtick with
Scott Zolner which was handled
exactly in his signature.
But a director must know the
standard rule of theater: to entertain. . Four long, unrelenting acts
of drawingroom social commentary from 1905 is just a bit too
much to ask of any audience,

even of an "old fogey" like me.
To have tightened it up and cut at
least forty-five minutes would
have been an ~ct of knowing
generosity. Frankly, I got so exhausted by intermission, I tried
to buy some M&amp;M's to throw at
Don Semyon, but wisely he was
hiding in the box office.
As John Simon has said, he
will allow a play to be anything
bl:lt boring.
Granted Shaw is inevitably long. But I mean, really! The two guys sitting in front
of us left at intermission because
they actually thought -- or hoped the play was over.
Poor
Veronica turned to me during Act
III and said ''I'm so hungry I
could eat my program!" By Act
IV she actually began to chew on
it
If some of the Shaw had

been "censored", the
talent of the actors miglt
been able to shine through.
choice that "the audiea:e
won't sit through this" had
accompanied by censoring
mean editing -- perhaps V,
wouldn't have ended up wi
poisoning last Sunday.
But fm not going ID
involved in censorship. Ck
iting either. If I did, I'd
censor everything I've
against the play because ii
nice, and I'm supposed to be
to everybody. I think.
that censorship?
Or
rm not really sure.
And I'm not even
so much as mention
in this column. Not me. N
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by Jo Anne Heen

The sound of someone ralphing up their wine coolers woke
me at 6 am. At 7, the Kamikazi
cleaning lady making bombing
runs against my door with her
vacuum cleaner woke me again.
From down the hall, a clock
radio blared. Someone tuned in a
morning news show on their tv.
Like it or not, I was awake and
likely to remain that way.
After a Juke-warm shower
and my usual nutritious breakfast
of Coke and peanut M&amp;M's, I
decided to go for a walk.
I ended up on the Market
Street bridge, watching all the
people heading for work.
I remembered a time, not
too long ago, when I, too, used
to go to work. I had security.
health insurance, and money in
the bank. Then I recalled all the
times my boss "volunteered" me
for holiday overtime on Christmas and the 4th of July. I remembered the day my company
Look away our yearly raises and
health insurance in order to save
l)lemsclvcs some money.
Then I shivered, although it
was a warm, sunny day, and
searched my mind for cheerier
thoughts. I peered down into the
depths of the murky Susquehanna, and, like the river below
me, I let my thoughts drift.
I've been in school for four
years now. and although I'm no
closer to a degree and a good job
than I was four years ago, I've
still learned much. Yes, thanks
to college, I've become wellrounded. Let me share with you
a · few of the many things I've
learned in college.
Thanks to Human Anatomy
class, when I go on my honey-

But before you start
moon, not only will I know not a college experience, but it
where everything goes, but I will is a real life experience I thought ing my life is all roses,
that I also have to take
know the . technical terms for you should be prepared for.)
The
belltower
chiming Bowling, and 12 credilS
them as well.
I can say, "Where are the "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" foreign language, so Iha! ii
bathrooms, please?" in Spanish. roused me from my reverie, so I years, I will be able to
got up and walked home. One of "Where are the
Spanish.
I know how worms have my friends stood outside her door please?" - in French.
sex.
with a pensive look on her face.
So I'm leaving.
I will always get a migraine
"Is there a reality?" she up my 29 year-old
after CS 115.
my grey hair and
asked me.
But it isn't just practical,
"Not before lunch,"
I an- PSU. No more do
everyday useful things that I've swered firmly.
hopefully I can rent a
learned in college.
I learned
"I think you're right," she two elderly deaf
some fun things, too.
agreed, and disappeared back into think excitement is
I learned what happens to her room.
"Mr. Ed" reruns on tv.
I chuckled and went into my
marshmallow bunnies when they
I wish you all loog
own room. I had gotten some and realities of green grass
are placed in a microwave oven.
I learned to say, "But Mom, mail.
CS 115-free world. I wia
I'm a film major, and Dr. O'Neill
You might be pleased to all 4.0's.
said I was to watch MTV for exknow l have been accepted into
Oh, about what
Penn State Main Campus' Film marshmallow bunnies
amples of montage!"
I've also learned how to say, and Video department. The gods stick them in a microwave
"Dad (or Grandma), they're gonna have grown tired of my bitching I'm not going to tell you.
throw me out of school if I don't and have granted my wish. I'm for yourself. It will be a
have $200 by Thursday!"
going to be a film maker!
live college experience.
Thanks
to
college
I've
learned not to be so gullible. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:==~=--­
For example, the next time somewn1&lt;es eonege P:r,09:r,amm(n9 Bo
one says to me, "Go ahead, Jo
announces t,he tonow(n9 openings f
Anne, throw it on the roof, no
1988-1989 committee chair,men
one will know,"
I will know
better.
The next time someone
-:Put&gt;Ucit,y: e:r,eat,(ve p:r,omot(on and
says, "There is one room left on
_pubHc(t,l..J. of an Boar&gt;d events
the fifth floor of Miner Hall," I
will buy a tent and live in the
parking lot.
- f flms: Select,(n9 latest and classic
Speaking of parking, instead of a new gym, couldn't the
mov(es, a:r,:r,a n 9(n9 tnm
college - build a multi-level parkf est,tva ls, etc.
ing garage? Then, for exercise,
we could all play bumper cars.
I have learned not to eat in
tnte:r,ested st,udent,s ma"4 attend a
the cafeteria on pork night
P:r,09:r,amm(n9 Boa:r,d meeting,
And finally, I have discovered that, it is best never to date
Thu:r,sdal..J.s, n oon, SUB TV r,oom or,
men who ask you to dress up in
can ~926 or, ~l! 1 08
Spider Man pajamas and wait in
their closets.
(I realize this is ~,,

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Look out Europe here come Steebe
by Lisa Miller
When Jeff Steeber began his
collegiate basketball career at
Wilkes in the fall of 1984 he
never dreamed he would be
playing before a packed arena in
such
countries
as
Spain,
England, Scotland, and Russia.
For ten weeks this summer that
is exactly what Steeber will be
doing, as he plays for the
Washington Generals on their
European Tour. The Generals are
the team that travels with the
world famous Harlem Globetrotters.
In essence Steeber will be
traveling with the Globetrotters
since both teams share the same
plane and hotel accommodations.
"I
remember
watching
the
Globetrotters play on tv when I
was younger, but I've never seen
them in person," Steeber said.
"I'm definitely looking forward
to this." He also said that there
is a possibility that one of the
games will be televised on ABC.
This all came about when Al
Clocker, the head coach at
College Misericordia and scout
for
the
Generals,
contacted
Wilkes basketball coach, Ron
Rainey.
"Coach Rainey asked
me if I was interested and gave
me
the
application,"
said
Steeber. "I filled out the application. I never thought it would
happen. I'm an average basketball player; I thought there was
no way I would get picked. I
didn't have to try out.
I was
surprised after they made the
choice; it was up to me. I really
never expected to hear from them
again."
After only one , meeting
with
Washington
Generals'
Coach Red Klotz in New Jersey,

Colonels
Continued from p. 11
Opeka have joined to form the
number one doubles team. They
have lost only one match so far
this season.
The only senior on the team
is Nagwa Taylor. Opeka, Amy
Shukis,
Carolyn
Hazlehurst,
Coleen Brady, Stacey Synecko,
Michelle Bannon, Dawn Meyers,
and Jen Marcheski, as well as
Creegan, will be returning next
year. So watch out for another
successful season from them.

Basball
by Bill Kem
The Colonel baseball team
came under new leadership this
year with Jerry Bavitz taking
over the reins.
Savi~ inherited a relatively
young team. The team had a
good year even though the
Colonels record stands at 10-14
going
into
Tuesday's
game
against King's College.
The
Colonels have given 110% effort

where he lives, Steeber was
selected to participate in the tenweek European tour.
"They
called me Monday [April 17) and
I had to let them know that day
so I could get my passport and
the paperwork for the Visas
could be done," Steeber said.
The
ten-week tour will
include ten countries, starting in
Spain and ending in Moscow,
USSR. It is the first time since
the 1950s that the Globetrotters
have played in the Soviet lJ_nion.

were totally for it h::t their main
concern was my education,"
Steeber stated.
"If I didn't do
this now I would probably never
have a chance to go to Europe
again. Another big thing about
all this is getting paid for
something I like to do."
When the basketball team
held senior day on February 20,
Steeber thought he had played
his last basketball game except
for an occasional pick-up game
or summer league competitions.

Right now Steeber is not
sure exactly what position he
will be playing for the Generals.
As a Colonel he played power
forward. "I'm going to do whatever they want me to," he said,
'Tm just looking forward •to
being on the team, but most
likely I'll play power forward. I
know I'm not going to be able
to do some of the things I did
here.
I have to realize my
limitations."
Steeber then went
on to add that "a lot of people
think [the Generals] don't play
hard, but they do play hard.
They do play to win."

I
really
expected
to
never
from
them
hear
stated
again,"
Steeber.
II

Basketball star Jeff Steeber
Approximately 60 games will be "As of now it's a permanent job
if I want it. If I do alright, and
played and some weekends they
he wants me t,o play in the next
will play four games with a
tour, I will," Steeber said. If he
couple doubleheaders on tap.
doesn't go on the next tour,
"I don't think it has really
which will include games in
sunk -in yet," Steeber said.
"I
Australia, Japan, and Southeast
have so much schoolwork I have
Asia, he will be back for one
to take care of first. I don't want
my education to suffer because of · more semester to complete his
this."
That was a concern of
bachelor's degree in earth and
Steeber's parents. "My parents
environmental science.
each time.
Martin, were plagued by costly
The Colonels have had great errors
which,
unfortunately,
contributions
from
its
three overshadowed fine performance:
seniors:
Tom Salzberg, Bill by pitchers Jen Bodnar and Kim
Harries, and Nelson Cantor. Skrepenak, Ericka Oswald, Angie
Salzberg has been a force on the Miller, Melissa Kennedy, Kelly
Colonel
pitching
staff
this Wandell and Jill McGuire. The
season and in the past. Harries team is losing one player,
and Cantor have been two of the Oswald, to graduation, and .next
more consistent hitters for the season look bright.
Colonels this past season.
Bodnar has one of the best
There have been many more records and one of the lowest
outstanding
contributors
from ERA's in the MAC.
Oswald,
the underclassmen. Rob Pietryzk Miller, and Kennedy
all had
has supplied good power for the excellent batting averages and
Colonels.
Bill Evanina, Eric drove in many runs this season.
Price and Jamie Brasington have
Two
freshmen,
Miller
and
showed promise as pitcher. Ken
Michelle . Toth, have been imChakon was probably one of the
pressive in their first year of
best defensive players 10 the
collegiate action.
MAC this year.
With a new
Congratulations to Coach
attitude, the Colonels should
Martin and the team on a fine
have better times ahead of them.
season, and good luck next
Softball
season.
Congratulations
to
by Kathy Harris
Ericka, and good luck in all you
do after graduation.
The Wilkes College softball
Golf
team finished the 1988 season
This year's team saw five
with a record of 8-12. The Lady
Colonels, under Coach Dave freshman come out and do very

In
Steeber's
lour year
basketball career as a Colonel he
added his name to the Wilkes
annals by becoming the 13th
person in the College's history
to score 1000 points. This is a
feat he also accomplished at
Northwest Area High School,
where he was also the 13th 1000point scorer.
This season he
scored 428 points, averaging
18.6 per game,
and led the
team in rebounds pulling down
9 .3 per game.
He ended his
career with a total of 1222
points.
,,Steeber wil not be the only
player from the area making the
trip
with
the
Globetrotters.
George Aldrich, a former player
well. The team finished at 12-12
with five players making the trip
to MAC championships this
weekend at Shawnee on the
Delaware.
This year's captains were
Charlie Rome and Joe Mokay.
The
team
consisted
of
Rome,
Mokay,
Robert
McDonnell,
Chris
Gerber,
Andrew Harris, Scott Brady,
Keith Kopec, John Pirich, Rob
Cella, John Serafin, Ed Steve,
Jack Harrity, Colin Mondero,
and Steve Kaminsky.

Men's Tennis
The
men's
tennis team
played
the
University
of
Scranton today. "It was the first
match we had a solid chance of
winning.
We played pretty
well," said Coach Phil Wingert.
Several players won their
first singles matches of the
season.
Number one singles
player Chris Arabis picked up
his first win in 1988 7-5 and 63.
Demetris Radu - was also
victorious for the first time this

for King's, ancl Todd Bailey,
played for the University
Scranton, will also be m
team. Fonner King's player
Moyer was on the team
decided not to make the ttip
time.
"I talked to
[Aldrich] about it, but I
think he's
[Europe]
said.
The six-foot-fiv~
no qualms about playing in
of large audiences. "The
arena I've played in
probably Hershey.
I
playing where there are a
people," Steeber stated.
high school the gyms l
in were always packed.
unfortunate that at Wilm
only time the gym is• fillell
when we play King's
Scranton."
"The best game I re
at Wilkes was in my
year when we played Ki
home. We beat them in
overtime and that was
exciting. After that the nm
thing for me was scui,c
thousand points," Steeber sail
The team leaves on May
and will return to the Slalll
mid-July. Steeber has ._.
signed the contract but wiD
so when the team leaves
York on the 12th. This
show what a lot of hard wen
determination will do.
one's collegiate career as a
er one day and then
unexpectedly handed the
tunity of a lifetime the Dell
exactly what happened to
Steeber.
Congratulations,
and the besl of luck in
travels.

l01

h~

sena

year. He played in the
teo spot winning 6-3, 3-6,
1.
Spencer Corbett pla ·
the number five spot wm
second contest of the
2 and 6-4.
"The team is not yet ID
point of college tennis,"
Wingert. "They have w
improve their play am
progress is showing.
dedication of this group
showed tlu:oughout the scasoo.
The team closes ou&amp;
season today (Thursday)
King's.
Both tennis teams have
had tlre luxury of playina
their courts this season.
struction of the new courts
begin June l and wiD
completed in mid-July.
courts will equal those of the
teams in the MAC.
"The support of the
stration to the athletic
is evident in the new
facility and the constructica
the outdoor athletic fi
stated Wingert

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PAGE EI.EVEN

ber olonel athletic teams experience
ighs and lows in 1987-88 season

! Todd Bailey.
he University
also be on
· · King's player
Jn the team
make the trip
alked to G
1t it, but I d
:&gt;een
either,"

X&gt;t-fiv;:; senior
ut playing in
ices. "The big
played
in
shey.
I
there are a lot
&gt;er stated.
1e gyms I pla
ys packed.
!t at Wilkes
gym is · filled
lay King's
game I rem
in my fre
played Ki
it them in
that was
that the ne
was scoring
," Steeber said.
eaves on May
to the states
iber has not
:ract but wilJ
earn leaves N
th. This goes
of hard work an
viii do. E ·
career as a
md then
nded the o
time the nex
appened to
:ratulations,
.f luck in

d in the num
6-3, 3-6, and
,rbett playing
spot won
f the

s not
tennis," s
have work
play and
owing.
his group
: the season.
closes out the
mrsda y) against
teams have not
of playing on
season.
Con1ew courts will
and will be
id-July.
The
hose of the top
of the admini.hletic program
e new indoor
;onstruction of
~Ietic
fields,"

When looking back on this
season one word comes to
overachievers. This was
to be a year of refor
Coach
Bill
A pre-seasen poll
the Colonels to finish
out of the ten Middle
· Conference teams.
The Colonels didn't listen to
critques and finished the
at 7-3. There were several
highlights
The first
probably be the opening
against Cortland State.
Colonels
were
trailing
28-22 when Wilkes put
r a picture perfect twooffense that culminated
a Mike Harrison touchdown
just thirty seconds re. g on the clock.
The biggest victory for
s probably came against
r. Widener was ranked
in the nation in Division
aoo had just beaten previousb'
eated Susquehanna
The
els
played
hard
and
y defeated Widener 24-16 . .
victory helped Wilkes gain
ten recognition.
Individually,
plishments have to start
Tony DiGrazia.
DiGrazia
named ECAC Player of the
and All-American. He was
a member of the MAC and
C . first
team
offenses.
ia leaves Wilkes the
of almost every Colonel
· ing record.
Bob Wall also gained All·can honors. Wall was a
in the MAC and led the
els in interceptions.
He
also a first team MAC and
C performer.
Also gaining post se.ason
s were Carl DeLuca, (first
All-MAC), Sean Meagley
rable mentioo kicker), and
er Mergans, who was named
C Rookie of the Year.

Women's Soccer
by Suz.anne Payne
Last fall, women's soccer
e the fust women's varsity
to be added to the Wilkes'
c program since 1977.
ugh the year was a tough
irying one, the team made it
the season. As Coach
Jackiewicz jokingly said at
Leuawornens'
banquet,
ell, we showed up for every

The record did not show the
vement that the team made
ghoul the season.
There
many rookie players who in
end made many contributions

to the team's play.
Kelley Cota was chosen as
offensive player of the year.
W ithout Cota there would be no
women's soccer team.
The
team's defensive player of the
year was Mary Jo Zukoski, who
consistently
upheld a
shaky
defense.
To.e team is looking for a
faster start next season and to
develop a team contingent for
MAC playoffs in the next few
years.

female harrier on the squad had a
good season as she broke the
Kirby
Park
course
record.
However, this was her fu st
season on the team , and she will
be graduating this May
Other seniors who will be
missed next year are Tom Urso
and Pete Huber. Urso was the
only four year member on the
team.
Coming back next season
are Doug Lane, Tom DeVine,
Johri Kline and Paul Miorelli.

Volleyball

Field Hockey

by Kathy Harris

by Lisa Miller

Although their record was 823, Coach Doris · Saracino and
the Wilkes College volleyball
team have a lot to proud of, and
the future looks bright for the
Lady
Colonels.
Many
outstanding
performances
were
given by Lisa Kravitz, Debbie
Miller,
Linda
Straface, and
graduating
senior
co-captains
Mary Theresa Ayres and Carolyn
Ciccarone.
The Lady Colonels
are losing only two members of
the team to graduation, and the
prospects for a good team next
year are excellent. Starters who
are most likely to be- returning
include Kravitz, Miller, Straface,
Lora Rinehimer, Lynda Pluschau,
Dorothy Jablonsky, Jen Catania,
and Stacey Kem. Congratulatioos
to Coach Saracino and the team
on a job well done , and good
luck next season.
Also, congratulations
to Carolyn
and
Theresa, and good luck in the
future.

Men's Soccer
by Andy Renner
The Wilkes soccer team
opened the 1?87 campaign with
a handful of upperclassmen; Matt
Ryan,
Gerard
Piazza,
John
Purcell and Paul Tavaglione. The
team was young had a lot of

Under the direction of Coach
Gay Meyers, this year's field
hockey
team
played
hard.
Everyone
on
the
team
contributed in some way to the
Lady Colonel's effort
At
last
Sunday's
Letterwomen's banquet Kelley
Wandel was awarded the Offensive MVP of the Year award.
Joyce Dait received Defensive
MVP honors. Debbie DeCeasare
and Dail were also named to the
MAC team for their efforts. The
team also had an Academic AllAmerican in Sue Dicton. Debbie
Marquart was also honored for
her contribution for the past four
years to the team.
The
team
loses
seven
players
to
graduation:
Ki m
Cooper,
Marquart,
Dait,
DeCeasare,
Dicton ,
Donna
Vasquez and Jane Zeller.

Men's Basketball
by Ray Ott
The 1987-88 men's basketball team suffered through a
difficult campaign finishing 6-10
in the Middle Atlantic Con-

ference's Northeast division and
overall.
Coach Ron
Rainey's team had a 64 record in
home games but had their
problems on the road finishing 3-

9-14

enthusiasm.

11.

The
team
played
well
enough to win more_ games than
what the 9-7-3 record shows.
Many games were decided by just
one goal. Now that the freshman have some experience in
NCAA play the team should be
promising in the future.
Next
year the team will look for
leadership from Sean Loclchead.
Andy R~ner and Chris Nebel.

The teaQl was led by 'senior
captains Jeff Steeber, Scott
Jacoby and sophomore Jim
Nolan. Steeber, a second team
MAC performer, led the team in
rebounding with a 9.3 average
and steals with 45.
He also
scored 18.6 points a game.
Jacoby's contrjbutioos can be
best measured by his on-court
leadership and experience. His

Cross-country
The

cross-country

team

acquired a new coach for the
1987 season in Tom McGuire .
This year's team was a young
squad with potential for next
season.
Linda Siberini the only

work ethic and determination
were steadying influences on the
underclassmen.
In Nolan the
Colonels had one of the most
feared offensive players in the
conference. He led the team in
scoring, pouring in 22.9 points
a game and shot 78.4 percent
from the free throw line.
One
of
the
biggest

highlights for the team was
playing Lehigh University, a
division one school who made
the NCAA tournament and was
led by two possible NBA draft
picks in Darren Queenan and
Mike Poloha.
Another big
moment for the Colonels was the
team's January 27 73-65 victory
over cross-town rival, King's
College.
Memorable individual
performances included Steeber
scoring his 1000th point and
Nolan going over 500 points for
the season.
Next year's team returns
eight of this ten players. The
front court will be shored up by
the team's new captain, Ken
Chakon, and center Lou Freeman.
The back court will be directed
by Nolan and Dave Argentati,
who led the squad in three-point
field goals this past season.
Freshman Steve Tate, Bruce
Lambert. Rob Cella, and Ray Ott
will be counted on to contribute
if the hoopsters are to be
successful
in
the
1988-89
campaign.
Despite
losing
two
irreplaceable players in Steeber
and Jacoby, Rainey and assistant
Coach Dave Martin will try to
build upon the returning nucleus
with a good crop of recruits to
make Wilkes' new gym the place
to see winning basketball next
year.

Wrestling
by Bill Kem
A strong team unity paved
the way to a 21-1 record and a
National ranking in 1987-88.
The highlights of this past
season were the victories over
Lehigh and Army. The victory
over Lehigh was the fust in ten
years for the Colonels.
The
Army match also held importance because the victory vaulted
Wilkes into the top 20 ranking
poll.
There were two wrestlers
who made the 1987-88 season
even more exc1ung:
Dennis
Mejias and Craig Rome. Both
seniors will be missed greatly •
next year.
Their accomplishments speak for themselves.
Mejias is the ooly wrestler in
Wilkes history to be a four-time
Eastern place winner. He is also
the only Wilkes wrestler to make
three appearances at Nationals.
Mejias tied the record for dual
meet pins with 21 and will
probably go down as one of the
most
exciting
wrestlers
in
Wilkes history.
Rome
was
a
two-time
Eastern champ and · two time
National qualifier.
He was a
mainstay for the past four years,
holding the record for most dual

meet wins (70), most dual
matches (76), and he has won
over 100 matches at Wilkes. He
finished in the top five of alltime winners at Wilkes.
This year was also historical
as Coach John Reese became
only the fourth coach to reach
the 400 victory made.
Next year should be another
exciting year for Colcnel fans
with four retuming Eastern place
winners:
Ron Miller, Steve
Schannauer, Frank Goldowski,
and Mike Schroai.. The winning
ways for Wilkes wrestling should
continue next season.

Women' Basketball
by Lisa Miller
The
1987-88
women's
basketball team was comprised
of mainly freshmen. Coach Jodi
Kest had only two returning
players
in
her
co-captains
Melissa Kennedy and Diana
Smith.
The freshmen that came out
this year showed a lot of potential for success.
Newcomer
Angie Miller showed a lot of
promise in her play this past
season. At the annual Letterwomen's award banquet Miller
received the Offensi ve Player of
the
Year
award.
Nicole
Kovaleski started off slow but
came on strong in the middle
half. She was sidelined in the
end because of tom ligaments in
her ankle.
Kelly Ruff, Lisa
Burak, Amy Melusky, Michelle
Toth, JoAnne McDonald, and
Janene
Kasarda
all
made
significant contributions to the
team.
Junior Kennedy's outstanding play once again led the team
in several categories, but it was
her defense that helped the team
the most.
She was named
Defensive MVP for the season.
Kennedy will be next year's
captain.
With ooe season under their
belts as a team look for the Lady
Colonels to sparkle next season.

Women's Tennis
by Lisa Miller
Under the guidance of Coach
Jodi Kest this year's women's
tennis team improved immensly.
For the first time . in several
years the team came out Oil the

winning side.
The team was led by number
one
singles
player
Chris
Creegan.
Each match Creegan
goes out and . plays the other
team's number one player and is
very successful. As of this point
Creegan is undefeated.
Creegan and Mary Ellen

Continued on p. 10

�Wilkes College

~fay 5, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XL

18766

No. 25

Colonel of
the Week

1

1

l

Softball team splits with
Messiah to end season
by Kathy Harris

·

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The Lady Colonels won
three of their last four games to
finish the season at 8-12. They
swept Delaware Valley Thursday,
and dropped the first game of a
doubleheader with Messiah Saturday, but ended the season on a
wmrung note by winning the
nightcap over the Lady Falcons.
GAME ONE
Wilkes
3
Delaware Valley
0
Jen Bodnar gave up only
five hits m the shutout of Del
V al. Melissa Kennedy drove in
two runs on a sacrifice fly and a
triple. The third run was driven
m by Kim Skrepenak on a
smgle.
Losing pitcher for the

Lady Falcons was Carol Gwynne.
GAME TWO

Wilkes
5
Delaware Valley
1
Skrepenak struck out five
:ind allowed only four hits and
one earned run in the nightcap of
the doubleheader. Kelly Wandell
started the scoring for Wilkes by
scoring on an error.
GAME ONE
Messiah
3
Wilkes
1
Messiah's
Heidi Restock
held Wilkes to only six hits and
one run in the opener of this
doubleheader.
Wilkes' lone run
came as
Oswald brought
McGuire home on a sacrifice fly.
McGuire singled to get on base,
then got to second after Wandell

walked, then got mlO
position when Kennedy ·
Losing pitcher for Wil
Bodnar, who gave up
and three earned
struck out one.

GAME lWO
Wilkes
Messiah
Oswald and Skre ·
had a double m thtS
~1essiah. Wilkes had
off of losing _pill.her R
who
walked
Colonels.
Skrepe
the win for Wilkes.
out four, walked t~o.
up four hits in
effon..

Baseball team closes season
by Bill Kem

field fence to give the Colonels

a 1-0 lead. Bill Evanina came to

J
This week as the final Colonel of the Week we have chosen
· 1!,c women's tennis team. Under Coach Jodi Kest.. and behind the
play of Chris Creegan the team has compiled a record of 6-3.
P ,~tured above are; row 1 {l-r), Creegan, Stacey Symeclro. Kest,
1:Michelle Bannon. Row 2 (1-r), Mary Ellen Opt:ta. Amy Sbukis,
t ~agwa Taylor. Row 3 (1-r), Dawn Meyers and · Jen Meyers.
1 ]\lissing from
the picture are Carolyn Hazlehurst and Colleen

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For anycn~ who missed last
week's basebi.ll game against
King's you may have missed
history:
four homeruns in the
first inning; three came off the
bats of the first three Colonel
batters.
That was enough fire
power to lead Wilkes to an 8-3
victory over cross-town rivals
King's College.
After Tom Salzberg retired
King's in the top of the first, the
fireworks began. Mike Kolbicka
launched a ball over the right

the plate and knocked the ball
over the right-center field fence.
But the Colonels were not done
yet as number three baner Rob
Pietnyk hit a monster of a
homerun that sailed over the 400
foot mark in centerfield to give
the Colonels a 3-0 lead.
Bill
Harries ended the scoring in the
first inning with a solo shot to
right field.
King's came back to score
two runs in the top of the third,

but Wilkes didn t let up.
Colonels kept po1mding
as doubles by Sa!WCII
Pierryzk knocked in fOII
runs.
King's scored one
m the top of the ninlh,
didn't matter as the
went on to win 8-3.
Last Saturday
traveled to Dickinson
play a double header.
Colonels split with
winning the first game ~]
losing th second 3-2.

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by Dave Serino
On
a
sunny
Saturday
Jftcrnoon
in
Allentown
last
wcc kcml
the
Wilkes-Barre
Brea ·ers Rugby Club battled
b:ick from a 10-9 deficit to defeat
the Allentown Blues 22-10. The
\ i.:tory increased Wilkes-Barre's
wmnmg streak to three straight
games and put their record at 3The Breakers scrum dominated ball control once again this

week, allowing the back line to
nm wild. King's College ruggers
\ lark
Philan
and
Martin
O'Connor turned in hearty perl'onnances as well as Andy
Harris, Dan Messinger and Fred
S hloth.
Great defensive play by
Kevin Flemming, Dave Kelly and
Barry Yohuy helped keep the
Blues off the board in the second
half. Charlie Sweigen and Steve
Bardsley anchored the Breakers'
scrum.

The B-side
match 9-0 and wer
matched by an OY
town scrum.
Wil
Andrews had a fine
performance to keep
close.
The Breakers will
Harrisburg on Saturday I
pete.
They play lhei
match of the spring
home on May 14. Game
scheduled for 1:00 pm ii

Park.

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April 21, 1988

Wilkes College Wilkes-Barr~· PA · 18766

ishop shares peace of his he3rt
By Kim Klimek
Nearly 250 people became
silent as Chris Collins, Wilkes
student coordinator of a program
called "Disarming the Heart,"
introduced
Auxilliary
Bishop
Thomas Gumbleton last Saturday
afternoon.
A large portion of
the crowd at the First Presbyterian Church consisted of
college students.
Instead of seeing a figure
adorned in an ornate religious
robe who talked as if at a great
distance from his audience, the
crowd met a man dressed in a
simple suit who talked directly
with them on a personal level.
Gumbleton currently serves
as the President of Pax Christi,
USA, the American Chapter of
the International Peace movement which is strongly endorsed
by Pope John Paul II. He is also
one of five bishops responsible
'for the authorship of the U.S.
' Catholic Bishops' recent peace
pastoral letter, "The Challenge
of Peace: God's Promise and Our
Response," which has stirred
much controversy and discussion
not only among Christian churches but in the secular political and
economic order as well.
r Bisho Gumbleton spoke on "Disarming the heart."
The auxilliary bishop said

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eary.

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ho gave
four hits
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ry about. He was told to teach
young men that it was their duty
to go to war. Priests in Detroit
who took stands against war
were arrested and jailed.
The
Bishop ordered young Gumbleton
to talk some of these men out of
an
"embarrassing
situation."
Gumbleton said, "By the time I
left, I was ready to join them."
During the Vietnam War,
when people began to question
their
involvement
in
war,
Gumbleton said he reviewed his
early theology. He said he found
that just-war theology said, "If
you can't know enough about
war, don't go."
Gumbleton mentioned that
extraordinary people like Archbishop Oscar Romero of El
Salvador, assasinated by government forces in 1980, and Martin
Luther King were two men who
stood behind their convictions
and were murdered for them. He
said that even though Romero
said,
"I
have
often
been
threatened by death, but as a
Christian I do not believe in
death without resurrection. As a
shepherd, I am obliged to give
[my life] for those I love -- to
those who are going to murder

Continued on p.5

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that he has become convinced,
as he has journeyed on the path
of non-violence, that the method
of conversion to peaceful living
happens within the spirit and
heart -- not just through a matter
of intellectual reasoning.
He related a sermon of a
Lutheran pastor who was imprisoned in a concentration camp
during World War IL The pastor
saw a fellow prisoner being hanged and became deeply angered and
upset.
He wanted to see his
persecutors suffer for what they
were doing. After dwelling on the
event further the pastor asked
himself, , "What if Jesus had
thought such a thought when
hanging on the cross?"
As a
result of his introspection, the
pastor learned to love the same
people who were persecuting
him.
Gumbleton said that when
he was young, his three brothers
were drafted into the war. Even
though his parents didn't want to
see their sons go off to war, and
his brothers didn't want to leave,
Gumbleton said that no one
would think to question the
government about the draft.
During this time, he had
been taught that war was
something a priest shouldn't wor-

of sirens
emergency vehicles internight classes last Thursnd 9 pm. Students walkof class were shocked to
line of emergency vehicles
of the Dorothy Dickson
for the Performing Arts
. Within half an hour,
ency vehicles were leavDI students were saying
afalse alann."
In the event of a real
y, what would hav~ hapDr. Jerome Campbell,
professor, said that he
ii comforting to know that
likes-Barre Fire Department
respond quickly. He said
· in 2 or 3 minutes after
sounded at the Darte
, ii was picked up by the
A Security office.
Fire-

men were then alerted by Triple
A Security and rushed to the
Darte Center.
Although the emergency
crew was able to reach the Music
Department quickly, they could
not find anyone on campus with
a key to enter the building.
Campbell, whose office the main
alarm panel is located in, then
had to be called at his home to
come to the college to open the
door.
Chief William Milz of the
Wilkes-Barre Fire Department
said that when the firemen arrived, they had to go back to the
driveway to the left of the
building by the annunciator's
office to wait for a key. He said
"Watchman should have a key
for that office. If there was a real
emergency, · firemen would have
had to break doors down to enter
the building." He recommended

leaving a key with the main- system checks over to Simplex
. tenance man.
which Wilkes has an open
According to Gabe Sidonio, contract with to maintain the
ABM project manager, ABM's alarm systems and that he had to
until
morning
for
security force does not have keys wait
for many rooms and for many servicemen to come and repair
reasons. He said that one reason the system.
Campbell
expressed
for limiting the number of keys
available for each room is to concern that if a real fire
protect certain rooms with val- occurred, it might not have been.
picked up by the fire department.
uable equipment
Milz said that the firemen According to Sidonio this was
were able silence the alarm but not a problem because he sends
couldn't re-set it because a mal- ABM men to monitor and report
function. The crew then con- ~~url;ach building's condition
sulted Security and ABM security
about the problem before leavthrou~:n1::11 bu:!g h;ith w;:
ing.
chief
and Simplex the next day
The ABM security on duty
who handled the alarm mal- for 2 hours (again) because he
function left the silenced alarm had a key to the panel. They
in troubled condition overnight checked every smoke sensor but
until it could be checked by none had frred.
Campbell said that he was
Simplex in the morning. Sidonio
said ABM turns such complicated told that the malfunction set off

in the reading room could have
caused by someone bumping part
of the system, a pulled lever reset by students or even by con-,
densation drip on the wire.
He
said that whatever the case, the
l'llarm seems to be in order now.

· Inside
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this issue:

More Schpolwork! p.3
&lt;Approaching terrorists p.4
Dreaming of home p.6

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·

Programming Day p':9
&lt; Breakers to open p.11

�fiditorial

Appreciation and
understanding
The campus grounds aren't the only thing that is being
changed at Wilkes. So is the academic basis for future Wilkes
College students. At a recent faculty meeting, The Core Review
Committee presented the faculty with an overview of the proposed
core curriculum. This new curriculum does retain some of the
features of the "old" core, but there have been some significant
changes suggested, some of which may very well threaten the
academic atmosphere here instead of strngthening it
There are changes throughout the entire makeup of the core,
but the changes that should most concern us are seen in the
section of the proposed core that delineates the distribution
requirements; that is, how many credits students are expected to
take from the variety of disciplines. Briefly, the core proposes
that students would be expected to take courses in areas entitled
"Culture and Value," "The Scientific World," "Creative and Artistic
Expression," and "Society and Human Behavior." Not so much of
a change from the present core, except that they slapped fancy
labels on it, right? Not exactly.
Then how does this differ from the current core? The units
under Culture and Value include History, Philosophy and Foreign
Language. Basically students are expected to take fewer credits in
each of these disciplines. Instead of having to take History 101
and 102, students have to take only one history course to fulfill
their core requirement The same goes for philosophy. The only
addition this section makes is that of a foreign language.
Students, under the proJM&gt;sed core, would have to take one course
in a foreign language or one course that studies a foreign culture.
As far as sciences go, the new core proposes that students take
three courses in any of the science fields, but they may not, to
fulfill their requtrements, take any two in the same field. Again,
no continuation of the sequence is urged.
"Creative Expression,"
the same thing--students have to only take one English course
after 101 and 102, instead of the 151 and 152 World Literature
sequences they must take now.
Although there may be some logic in this change--that is,
that students will be able to get an introduction into a wider
variety of courses and disciplines--it leaves out one major point.
The introduction will be only the most basic of introductions.
Sure, students will be taking more disciplines, but they will never
really get the insight into a discipline that one can get from
taking a sequence.
By essentially paring down the sequences
students have to take, the College is paring down the student's
usable knowledge. Sure, it's great that a student can get introduced
to many different kinds of knowledge, but if that student is left
hanging academically, then what is the sense? The argument here
is that students will be urged to follow up on the sequences in
their free electives.
This may be so, but how can students
determine what their interests are unless they are given more than
an eight-week introduction?
There is a bright spot in this new proposed core:
the
requirements for incoming freshmen seem to be more stringent
than they have been in the past In addition to four years of
Engliah, three years of math, and a year of history,
students
would be expected to have two years of science, two years of a
foreign language, and an introduction to computers.
Although certainly this proposed core gives students a wider
variety of courses they can take to fulfill their requirements, it
ignores one thing--the students' overall academic health.
Sure,
many students know after one course that they hate what they're
doing, but perhaps that is only a first reaction.
U a student 1s
urged to go on in a field, even if he has to take that second
course, perhaps he will have change of heart, or at least he will be
better prepared to say that he doesn't like it.
In any case, a
sequence gives the student a reasonable chance to learn all that he
can. He can appreciate and begin to understand a discipline--the
main goal of education. To require only one course in a sequence
may be fostering more of a "take a course to get it over attitude"
than many may be considering.
The most logical suggestion: don't change a thing. Or if
changes need to be made--such as the ·foreign language requirement-then make them on a small scale. The present core serves its
purpose well: it does .g ive students a glimpse into a wide variety
of disciplines. The present core does foster an appreciation and an
understanding of a variety of disciplines
The propsed core may only be living up to half of that
bargain.

A pawn in their game

Senioritis strikes ha
by M. E. Evers

I'm bored.
(See what I
meant about needing a snappy
beginning?)
Not just your
ordinary
Wednesday-morning-3am boredom. No, no. This is
it's-past-midsemester-and-I'm-asenior- and-I-have-too-much-leftto-do-before- May-22 boredeom.
I have senioritis, in short. I
realize
that
wntmg
about
senioritis gives me a limited
audience--my fellow seniors--and
for that reason, I advise the rest
of you to "clip and save" this
column for future reference.
Wondering if you have
senioritis? Here are some of the
symptoms:
--Do you know the exact
number of days until graduation?
(If you know the number of
h0urs, minutes, or seconds, you
have a severe case of senioritis
and should consider seeing a
doctor immediately.)
--Have you forgotten that
you can't get an extension on

The
hardest part about
wntmg a weekly column isn't
trying to think of a topic:
if
you write a few meaningless
sentences, it usually comes to
you in a blinding flash .
No, the hardest part is thinking of those first few "attentiongrabbing" sentences. To be honest with you, I usually write my
column over my breakfast coffee
and Cap'n Crunch.
I have
enough trouble trying to grab
my own attention at that time of
the morning, let alone yours,
gentle readers.
But I ran out of Cap'n
Crunch today, and the creative
juices just won't flow without it.
So I'm just going to start my
column.
No flowery introduction.
No waiting for three
paragraphs to find out what the
topic is.
Just the column. Here it is:

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to the
Editor

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Number 16, and enjoyed reading
it as always.
However, I was a bit
chagrined when under the "Letters to the Editor" column I read
Professor Herbert Guggenheim's
criticism of an article that
appeared in your February 4th
issue. Granted, his criticism of
the grammatical mistakes was
justified, but those kinds of
errors should be corrected by the
faculty advisor before the newspaper goes to print, or if there
isn't a sponsor, it would be more
tactful to have called the individual privately to his office.
As a teacher myself, it is
most difficult to get students to
particiapte in clubs, work, yearbooks, school newspapers, etc.
and a public admonishment is or
would be most embarrassing.

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those term papers any
decided to put them off
finals? (Remember, whm
due May 2 this year, they're
--Since you haven't
register this year, did
forget to pick µp a finals
ule? Do you sit and doole
the instructor asks if y«.
conflicts with your final
you not only don't know
have conflicts, you're ~
sure you have ·finals?
--Have you called
asked for the mailing
of your second cousin in
and your great-great
Butte--people
you've
actually seen, except in
graphs--to
send
announcements to? (A
for you, gentle senior
wouldn't you be shocked if
great uncle Ignatius and
Ermentrude actually d

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har
those term papers any m
decided to put them off un ·
finals? (Remember, when
due May 2 this year, they're
--Since you haven't
register this year, did yoa
forget to pick µp a finals
ule? Do you sit and doodle
the instructor asks if you
conflicts with your final
you not only don't know ·
have conflicts, you're not
sure you have · finals?
--Have you called h
asked for the mailing a
of your second cousin in
and your great-great un
Butte--people
you've
actually seen, except in
graphs--to
send
announcements to? (A q
for you, gentle senior i:
wouldn't you be shocked if
great uncle Ignatius and
Ermentrude actually dee'

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Are you ready
for a Block
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fun
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6 pm on
aturday April 23.
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your favorite
and ·jam to
e tunes
in
the
vans parking lot!

Berks county
scholarships offered

I

The Reading Chapters of the .
Pennsylvania Society of Professional Engineers and Wives of
Professional Engineers recently
announced the continuation of
the annual scholarship program
for Berks County students. Two :
$1,000 scholarships
will be '
awarded. The requirements for elegibility are as follows:
1) The student must be a
graduate of a Berks County, Pen- I
nsylvania High School or have l
been a legal resident of Berks I
County at the time of college
admission.
I
2) The student must be ;
entering the junior or senior year :
of engineering study in the Fall
term of 1988.
3) The student must be in '
good standing at an ABET ,
accredited engineering school or 1
college.
.
Applications are available at
the Financial Aid Office now.
The deadline for receipt of the
application is May 20, 1988.
Students who have not yet sub- '
mitted these forms are urged to '
do so immediately. They are available at the Financial Aid Of- •
fice, second floor, Sturdevant
1

to attend.
News Brief

1gers must be white card
Jle for distribution)

m and a writing sample
:rm paper, or a.n English
.Capin Hall room 20B
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t\pril 21, 1988.

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P
Yurgaitis,
27,
Wilkes
Barre
pleaded
guilty at an an arraignnt last Saturday.
Yur-

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charged
with
nken driving in a crash
kb resulted · in the death
Craig

Piatt,

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Wilkes
was re$20,000
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beneath those extremely comfortable sheets is the fact that I
should be reading a few of the
short stories for Dr.
Guggenheim's creative writing class. So
I throw the sheets off my weary
body, grab the crispy paperback
and start to read. My eyes slowly close, and I don't comprehend
everything I read, but it's got to
be done.
Does everyone feel this
way, or am I the only one who .
always has school on their mind
almost every single hour of the
day? What is due tomorrow? If
I have too much tonight, what
can I blow off?
My friends and I were
discussing which is more difficult holding a full-time job or
being a full-time college student.
In my opinion it is the latter.
When a person has a full-time
job, he or she can leave it at 5
o'clock.
He or she physically
and emotionally leaves it with
no homework to worry about, no
exams to study for, and the
knowledge that the work they
face each day is familiar. College students receive new things
to study and learn about 2 or 3
times a day. This is exhausting
for the very reason that they ·
bring it home with them. If college ended when the bells rang,
the people walking around would
probably be healthier looking.
Constant worrying certainly must

peanut butter and jelly .,sandwich
in my room, so I can finish reading 65 pages for English class.
Sometimes I feel as if I'm the
only person awake in my dorm
when I'm studying advertising.
Is it just me? Am I the only
person who lives the "Nightmare
on River Street"?
,
NOW WAIT A MINlITE! I
went to college with a new attitude about school; I decided to
become a studious college student However, this is absolutely ridiculous!
If I studied as
much as I really wanted to, I
would never sleep. I Ciff't help
it; I physically wear down by 1
am when I know I have to get up
at 7:30 the next morning.
In
high school, my body · required
more sleep. Here at Wilkes, it
has been a sink or swim situation, and although it has taken
three semesters,
I have conditioned myself to only need about
6 hours of sleep (and a 15
minute nap the next day); Why
am I doing this to myself?
I have heard that · college
students have sleeping habits
like babies.
It must be true.
Classes are exhausting. Personal!y, when I return to my room
after a class, the first thing I
want to do is shut my shade,
pop a Billy Joel tape in my
stereo and close my eyes to relax
for a minute. But do I? Most of
the time I don't; all I think about

days of the school week because
they are practical,
and I read
sociology
in
my
room
late at
I just looked at my calendar;
night because I am struggling to
collapsed on my bed after
become well-rounded (I'd rather
· g at my calendar. Includbe with my friend from high
weekends, I personally have
school
in the nightclubs).
20 days to finish everyMy
only consolation is that
I need to finish and take
some of the things I leam will
my finals. At this point, the
perhaps come in handy for an
thing keeping me sane is
mg that in 21 days I will occassional Sunday afternoon
Trivial Pursuit game.
basking ._in the sunshine (in
However, I do not have a
bathing suit I haven't had
full-time job in a bank. I live
to buy yet).
Why am I
in a dorm, and I have a huge
·ng myself by trying to
term paper due on Friday. I can
it through 4 years of colhear the voices of my five
1 I want to be a trained
essional, I tell myself. But . professors echoing in my mind
all the late nights, difficult and saying, "The paper must be
at least 12 typed pages, and you
· ts, and lengthy classes
have to hand it in to my office
it? Some weeks I have
noon ... blah
blah
blah
too broke to buy a pizza by
I haven't been buying new ... make sure the sources you use
(and remember you need at least
for 3 semesters now.
8 books and 2 periodicals) are
Last weekend I saw a friend
documented properly ...blah blah
high school who began to
in a bank immediately blah ...your economics test will
take about one hour and it
wing graduation.
She
around a wallet full of credit _includes chapters 13, 14,- 16, 17,
18 and 19... " Need I ·go on?
, she has a wonderful wardI haven't had the chance to
and a 1987 Chrysler Sun, and she goes out almost sit back and watch Alf or The
night of the week. It cer- Cosby Show in months. I can't
even remember what Bill Cosby
Y doesn't look as if she is
I can no
ering because she lacks any looks like anymore.
ation beyond high school longer remember how to make
probably even has time to the channels change with that
the newspaper). I compared complicated remote control delifestyle to mine.
I wear vice. At times I skip meals and
t pants three out of
five settle for a good old fashioned

begin to affect our bodies.
don't smile, we have dark ci
under our eyes, and our back
beginning to lean forward
cause of the heavy books we
from class to class each
Yes, college certainly is
difficult
So is it all worth it? SI
we college students stick i
till the 'bitter' end? Are g
important, and if they are
does that mean a better job
be waiting after graduation?
what's the solution:
giv
social life, personal tim,
good grades?
You can't
your cake and eat it too. C
you?
We all baked our
cake, we chose the flavo1
we chose how long it is
posed to bake [in other ,
we're in school, we chos
major, and we all know hm
we have to work to ear
degree] . I'm just hoping t
the time I graduate I'll a1
have a taste of the cake I ,
so hard to bake. Have I
too many ingredients in~
four-year period of time'
there too much going on
me? I just wish I had mo1
to accomplish all I w:
accomplish. Just a bite ,
lege life that I can savor;
I ask. Oh, one more thin
also like to have some t
buy a nice bathing suit.

Math professor writes statistics book
Dr.
Samual
Merrill,
Professor of · Mathematics and
Computer Science at Wilkes
College, has written a book
entitled "Making Multicandidate
Elections
More
Democratic,"
which is scheduled for pub1Hcation
in May by Princeton
/University Press.
The book is
.based largely on his research at
Wilkes on the comparison of voting systems using mathematical
modeling and computer · simulation.
Merrill said, "The book evaluates voting procedures for. elections with three or more candidates. When more than two
candidates run under the present
!System , no one, not even the
.winner, may get the majority.
This is all too clear iJ:i the
:current presidential primaries in
which 30 percent or less is often
'enough to win. Furthermore , a
voter may resort to voting for a
second choice if a favorite has
little chance to win."
Two research papers by
Merrill have appeared recently:
"Binding
versus
Final~Offer
Arbitration:
A Combination is
Best," published in "Management Science" and co-authored
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April 21, 1988

Science convention held

Dr. David Long, Darcy Broody, Jo Anne Oliver and Dr. Ken Klemow are shown above.
by Kim Klimek
Many people have heard of
the Pennsylvania Junior Academy of Science contest for high
school students, but few have
heard of the Pennsylvania Senior
Academy of Science conference
for college students. Both annual
programs are sponsored by the
Pennsylvania
Academy
of
Science. Students who attend the
conference submit research papers on the topic of their choice
and present them to other students and professors. While high
school students are judged on
their papers and recieve merits
for them, college students present the results of extensive lab
work and are not judged.
This year's college convention was held from Friday,
April 15, to Sunday, April 17, at
the Seven Springs Mountain Resort in Champion, PA. Over 100
papers in many different areas of
science including biology, chem-

istry, geology and psychology,
were presented by students and
faculty from nearly 50 colleges
in the state.
Wilkes had seven representativcs, the most from any college. Dr. Ken Klemow, biology
professor and Wilkes coordinator
of the event, sai\:f that the event
is important because it shows
how much research is being done
by the students and professors at
Wilkes. Dr. Lester Turoczi, biology department chairman, was
invited to present a paper called
"The Expectations and Boundarics of Human Gene Therapy" as
part of an opening symposium
on biology ethics.
The other six papers by
Wilkes representatives were: "Annual Growth Decline in Red
Spruce in Northeastern Pennsylvania," ~ by Jo Anne Oliver and
Kennneth Klcmow; "Plant Communities of the Tubs Natural
Area, Luzerne County Pennsylvania,"
by
Klemow;

"Seed
Production
and Early
Seedling Survival in Echium
Vulgare" by Darcy Broody and
Klemow; "Comparative Oral Morphology of a Few Representative
Salamanders" by Dr. David Long,
biology teacher; the program
"Distribution, New Records and
Notes on the Land Planarian
Rhynchodemus
Sylvaticus
(Leidy) in America (Platy-helmimhes: Turbellaria) " by Robert
Ogren, Wilkes biology professor
emeritus, and Julian Darlington,
of Memphis, Tennessee and
"Lead in Sediments of Lake
Nuangola,
Luzerne
County,
Penna." by Charles Reif, Wilkes
College
past
chairman
and
biology professor emeritus.

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· everyone starts the process of
registation. With summer in the
air everyone is eager to go
through the selection list and
pick their classes.
This is not
always as easy as it seems.
There seems to be a shortage of
space in the classrooms and a
less than adequate amount of
professors.
With registration being such
a hassle, many students and
professors are becoming annoyed.
If there is such an
overflow of students registering
for these classes then why
doesn't the College put some of
our tuition toward our education
and hire more professors and
expand the more demanded
classes? I feel that we are here
to gt our education, and with the
amount of tuition " we pay (still
on the increase) we should at
least be able to take the classes
we want.
Another proplem with the
classes being closed is the fact
that it takes up everyone's time.
Not only are the students forced
to wander back and forth to their
advisor's office several times,
but it also consumes our advisor's time.
Instead of ignoring this
problem I think the College
should start to take action, and
put some time and effort into the
scheduling.
This is our future that is
being taken lightly, and I think
since we are willing to invest
our time and money we should be
taken seriously and so should our
demands.
Nancy Houtz
Student

Pawn
Continued from p. 2
come instead of simply
their congrats via Hallmark?)
--Do you exhibit every
ptom of midsemester
intensified? (Refer back IO
midsemester slump collllll,
curious.)
--Have you actually
paying library fincs--all
worth of them-- because
afraid you won't get
diploma if you don't pay up?
--And, finally, have
convinced yourself thal
matter what you do, you'ie
going to fail anything,
matter how many times
class (except, perhaps,
only class you attend rcr
at this point)? Do you,
this, stay in bed and waleb
Jessie Raphael every
because you got hooked
the Smurls were on?
That's iL Those are
symptoms I've come up ·
you can think of any m
me know--I'd love to
hear something from my
(besides insults, of course.)
really do have to go. fm
and if I don't go now, I'll
it.
Miss what? Class?
be silly. You've read this
can't you guess? Sally
Raphael, of course. And
that's over, I think I'm g ·
try to find reruns of "G"
Island." · And then the
Boat".... But that's all l'U
time for today. I do ha,e
class that I have to go to.
only class I need to
What's that? Fortran IV?
History
of · Early
Sumeria?
No.
Bowling,
course.

Dealing with terrorists
by Rob Mac Arthur
Negotiations continued until

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Kuwaiti Airlines 747 in Algeria.
As they continued, one wondered
what could be done about this
new style of war-terrorism. The
hijackers had held approximately
32 hostages for over two weeks.
Negotiations
between
the
terrorists,
who
wanted
17
terrorists held in Kuwait freed,
and Algerian officials slowed as
tempers rise. The US and other
countries have been stopped dead
in their tracks by terrorists in
the 80's and I wanted to see what
Wilkes students then thought
might be a possible solution.
How do you feel terrorism - specifically hijacking -- should
be dealt with?
"I think they should bargain
with them until they get as many
hostages off as possible, then
storm the plane with commandos." --Carmen Renda.

"I think the terrorists should
be publicly castrated." --Kristin
Malitsky.
"I think we should execute
them." --Beth Finn.
"I
think
the
key
is
diplomacy, and we have to hit
the root of the problem, which
is foreign relations. There is no
sense in even attempting to cure
terrorism unless we understand
the sentiments of those who
commit acts." --Andre Miller. ·
"·I think some action should
be taken against the hijackers

negotiate?" --Chris Taroli.
"I think if we blew
there would be no
hijackings. · How many
planes get hijacked?" Gamboni.
"Never give in to
wait 'em ouL" --Ned Carrfey.
"I feel there shouH
absoiutely no negotiati(III
press coverage. I wouldn\
acknowledge their existcnce.
would never give in to
demands, then there would
lot less hijacks." ·-Greg

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around getting what they want. •
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Any
but you also have to keep as 'nterested in vol
many people alive as possible." - a:
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"I agree with the idea of •Jackson for
sending
in
commandos
if :Campaign
possible." --Mary Gallagher.
•
"How can you prevent it, .contact
Dr.
but beef up security at ththe :Ouggeneim
at
airports? Once they get on
e
plane what can you do but ••~t;51 ext.4522.

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bate Union concludes 40th
son with ten victories
took first and second in the
dramatic duo competition. This
came about when Brian Dorsey
and his other dramatic duo
partner- Robyn Paisley- came in
second. Thus Brain Dorsey became the first competitor form
Wilkes to win both a first and
second place in the same competition, in the same tournament.
Brian, a graduating senior, ended his forensic intercollegiate
career with a 6th place award in
persuasive oratory.
Robyn Paisly, another first
year speaker, but a graduating
senior concluded her speaking
career not only with a first place
trophy in expositive or informative speaking.
Rounding out the Wilkes victory, another new comer to
s B b c ·
Shown abov e are Fred Walters, Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy, Rev. Ted Lorah, r. ar ara ra1g,
"Kinney's Kids"- Susan Tomasko won a third place finish in the 1-....!!.an!!d~M~i~
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area of sales competition. With
Peace
Ms. Tomasko's victory, the colhave reaffirmed my being. If we that everyone should have an eqlege has now gone undefeated for
Continued from p.1
are committed to act in a non- ual voice, he is afraid to open
the last three years in this area me. They may say that I pardon violent way, open ourselves to his mouth and join in the protest
of team competition.
and bless those who do it."
direction and guidance from God, because his friends living next
The team award, won along
A panel discussion was held we will discover ways to deal door to him are ridiculed for their
with other awards, raises the after Gumbleton's address. Panel- · with violence as we go along."
participation in the protest
number of awards won by this ists at the event included Dr,
Fahmy said "Many of us
Craig
said
she
was
year's Speech/Debate team to 69. Mahmoud Fahmy, dean of grad- extremely moved when Gumble- would like to fit into a niche The Speech/Debate union is uate studies and continuing ton said he hesitated to share the - out of fear. You must speak
Brian Dorsey, in addition to under the direction of Dr. education at Wilkes College and story of his life. She said that up. Non-violence is action."
first place trophy with Gerry Bradford Kinney of the Speech lecturer
on
international she was happy he would share
In addition to his lectures
ey, accomplished a major Communication and Theatre Arts religions; Mr. Michael Shipe, a his life story with others and on non-violence, Gumbleton is
for Wilkes College. For the Department.
student at the University of couldn't help seeing how all of involved in "Quest for Peace,
time ever Wilkes College
Pittsburgh; Reverend Ted Lorah, our lives are intertwined and that Humanitarian Aid for the People
pastor of Maple Grove United non-violence was a frame of of Nicaraqua." Gumbleton said
Methodist Church who serves as mind. "If Jesus had said 'those "The QUEST is a concrete way to
teran's memorial scholarship offered
vice-president for the Methodist damn murderers' what would have offer your hand in peace to
National Federation for Social happened? We need to look at people being battered and killed.
Application
are
now lege point average of 3.0 or bet- Action and member of the
Jesus's life instead of eternal It tells the Nicaraguan people
ble in the Financial Aid Of- ter; have completed a minimum Church and Society Committee
things unless we can apply them that we are resolved to build a
for the Coors Veterans' Mem- full freshman year program of of the Wyoming Conference of
new citizens' policy of healing,
today
in light of the gospel."
. Scholarship.
A minimum credit hours, but not yet acquired the United Methodist Church;
Gumbleton said that ·about peace and friendship, a dem100 scholarships with a max- senior credit hours; be enrolled and Sister Barbara Craig, RSM,
three weeks ago in Northef!l ocntic policy of which we
value of $5,000 each will full-time; be a dependent of an prison minister at the Chase
Americans can be proud."
Ireland two British soldiers were
Honorably Discharged veteran or Correctional Institute who has
awarded.
For
further
information,
dragged out into a field, beaten
To be eligible for consider- a dependent of Active Duty, served as a church missionary in dlld shot. He said that violence
contact Craig at 287-6801 or Lea
, applicants must:
be 22 Guard or Reserve military per- war-tom Central America.
Mr. only breeds more violence in- Csala at 822-4045.
old or younger as of July sonnel. The application , deadline Fred Walters, director of the stead of destroying it. Bringing
1988; have a cumulative col- is July 1, 1988.
Institute of Community Affairs at violence into a situation, he • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Snack Bar Specials
•
~ - - -- - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - , Luzerne County College moder- said, de-humanizes us, and thus •
ated the panel discussion.
war dehumanizes us.
• For the week of /,-rril 25-29 •
Fahmy said that the 20th
Bruce Santore, a junior tel- •
. Monday
•
century is a century of fear. ecommunications
major
from •
Cheesesteak and Fries
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has
.
created
a
lot
of
Penn
State
main
campus,
said
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weapons and put fear into our people were recently arrested for •
Peas
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life. One must understand what taking part in a non-violent :
Tuesday
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it implies. We agree to reflect protest for the rights _of blacks, • Chicken A la King w/Biscuit •
on murder. Those who accept are lesbians, gays and other min- •
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murderers. For those who refuse orities. Santore said that many •
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Wednesday
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again be clearly marked.
(To beliefs that these minonues :
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involved. Thank you from the stay at home, barefoot and preg- •
Thursday
:
bottom of my heart because you nant." Even though he believes :
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make a difference
The Wilkes College Speech/
Union completed its regseason by winning ten maawards at the annual Pi Kappa
National Honorary ForenSociety's regional championtourney.
The tournament
held in Stroudsburg, PennsylSchools from Mass. to
gathered for the three days
petition.
.,.
Wilkes College was declared
41h place overall winner
of its impressive showat the contest. Gerry Kelley
leted his first year of intergiate competition by wina 3rd place trophy in the
discussion phase of the
t. He also picked up a 4th
award in original persuaoratory and a first place
y in the difficult area of
·ca1 criticism. He complethe regular competition
, alomg with his teammate
· Dorsey, captured the first
trophy in dramatic duo
relation of drama. Gerry re, further honor when it was
ced that he was the 5th
speaker out of 118 speakers
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PAGE SIX
Commuter Council is looking to improve the parking system. There are
80 commuter parking spaces which make up the lots of Gore, Pickering
and Temple. We receive approximately 200 applications each semester for
permits. Normally we will issue about 120 permits, historically this
amount of overrun keeps the lots full making most efficient use of space.
The 1987-88 year was the worst in recent history. Flagrant disregard for
rules, people without permits and dorm students using commuter lots has
made controlling the lots very difficult. For the 1988-89 academic year,
C.C. is proposing a solution to the parking problem. First and foremost
is the need for the strictest enforcement of rules, this means immediate
towing of illegally parked cars. C.C. has been talking with Wilkes
Securityrying to develop a strong yet fair position on this issue. We also
feel that by making Gore a "free for all" we would be able to serve more
people. · We would continue to issue specific permits for Temple and
Pickering to ensure places for those who truly need a parking space as well
as a certain percentage of the average person. The "free for all" lot will
work like this: after the applications have been examined and Pickering
and Temple are filled, a different colored sticker would be issued to the rest
of the applicants, for Gore. This way, everyone who applies has at least a
chance for a parking place.

1. Should Gore become a "free for all?"- - - - - - - - -

2. How should security treat illegally parked cars?_ _ __

3. Do you have any constructive comment on how parking
should be handled?_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __

Beacon at the movies--The first 4.0

Stop at the "Seventh Sign"
With each one that comes true,
the earth comes closer to it's
demise. Six of these signs come
true throughout the film.
The
final sign -- the seventh sign - has to do with the· child that
Abby (Demi Moore) is going to
give birth to on February 29.
No more to be said.
The story revolves around
Moore's character, her husband,
played
by
Michael
Biehn
("Terminator," "Aliens"), and the
mysterious boarder they have
staying at their house, played by
Jiirgen Prognow (Beverly Hills
Cop II). His presence on screen
is electrifying.
He gives an
outstanding performance, and I
predict he will be up for an
Academy Award before his career
is over. If it is not for this

by John Gordon

film, it will be a shame.
Hopefully,
Sign" will get more
So go out and see i~ it's
movie in -town! If you
"the Sign," you're going
wrong direction.

a

The best film of 1988 is in
theaters everywhere right now.
"The Seventh Sign" is a motion
picture everyone should see and
take to heart. This movie shows
us that there is a great hope for
the world in which we live -- a
world stricken , with war and
famine. It is a dark film, an
eerie film, which leads to a
The Grade
glorious conclusion. There's no
Story••·········••-4,0
gore, no incredible amount of
bloodshed, just a story that will
Acting••·········••4.0
grasp you and refuse to let go
Music••·········••-4.0
until awhile after the movie has
FINAL···········•·4,0
ended, but it will always be with
you.
The basic plot of "The
Seventh Sign," without giving
too much away, goes as follows:
there are seven signs on earth l._.. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, _ , _ ,_ _ - - - · - · ~ - ~
that lead to it's destruction. i

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No place to call home
by Wendi Harvey
Are you willing to give up a
night of partying to help another human being? Are you
willing to make an important
point by substituting your warm
bed for a hard piece of ground?
On April 22, students will
be given a chance to help raise
local awareness concerning a
much-needed permanent shelter
for the homeless people of Wyoming Valley.
Students from
King's College, College Misericoria, and Wilkes College will
join together for a sleep-out in
Kirby Park.
At 10 pm Friday evening,
all students who signed up to participate in the sleep-out -- called
"Waiting for the Dawn of Concern" -- will meet in the fencedin area of Kirby Park.
Each college will wear different color arm bands to distinguish between the three groups.
Wilkes will be wearing black arm
bands to represent the mourning

students who want to help with
problems the homeless people
have. The right kind of action
needs to be taken; we want a
positive change."
There will be police protection, a bandstand, bathroom facilities, and access to a telephone. At 7 am the group will
march through Wilkes-Barre to
the St. Vincent de Paul Soup

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or a complete breakfast.
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"In some ways," says Tony
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to
They were joined by Paula Quick Wilkes College, "all of us are
and Father John from Miser- homeless, We all know what it's
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ully,
"The
I get more
and see it, it's
own! If you
' you're
:tion. .

quarius -- lookout
surprise !
Scorpio- Live hard this week. Fun and frolic is on
~e way. This week will be very pleasing.
Leo- Save face this week. You might not come out c
alot of things loo!ing great, but try to look your best.

Libra- Happy Week!!! Yes it is all yo.urs, so go
lor it all.
fhe Grade

Taurus- Don't be so Cow-ardly. Take some risks,
brother Bovine; don't embarrass me.
Gemini- Looks like some more rain this week, but
have a feeling you are well protected; keep yourself
busy.

Capricorn- Famine and plagues will befall you this
week. Be prepared for Armageddon.
~at, your week will be fine.

Other than

Cancer- If you give some of your time this week for
plain enjoyment, you might just make it come alive.
le

Pisces- If you piece together the parts of your
problem, you might just find out that it is not as bad
as you think. The only thing you have to worry about
~worrying.
Aries- WOW!!! this will be one hot week for you. Be
on the Look out for amorous Tauruses.

Aquarius- Uh Oh, feeling a little down? Well this
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ought to cheer you up. . . be on the lookout for a
pleasant surprise.

Sagittarius- If I were you, I would buckle down and
twi ll
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get a lot accomplished.
plethora of work to do.

Be on the look out for a

Virgo- Go easy on your subordinates; they have a
worries.

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Announces the following openings for
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-Films: Selecting latest and classic
movies, arranging film
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Finish the day with
Barry Drake
by Lee Morrell
The end of the school year
is finally upon us. With the halt
of classes and exams comes, sadly enough, the final show of the
year for the Programming Board.
It has been quite a memorable
year, and an equally fine one for
the Board. But as that great philosopher Yogi Berra said, "It ain't
over 'ti! it's over," and, "It ain't
over 'til the fat lady sings."
Well, Barry Drake ain't fat and he
ain't no lady, but he is the last
solo-concert performer of the
1987-88 season. So, it is over
when Barry Drake sings.
The day of Barry's second
performance on Wilkes' campus
will be a very busy one but an
rven more entertaining one.
. ~artier in the day will be the
annual IRHC (Inter-Residence
Hall
Council)
Block Party.
Then, before Drake comes on,
Tim Webster and Tom Barlow,
Wilkes students, will open the
show.
The show begins at
8:00pm and will be the final
installation of the Saturday night
SUBset.
The fact that Drake is making his second stop at Wilkes
shouldn't shock anyone.
As a
matter of fact, Drake has visited
an astonishing 338 different
schools in 35 states. Also, . in a
majority of those schools, he
returned for a second . . . third . .
. and, in one case, eleventh
show. The best test of a performer's success is being asked
to perform back at a college year
after year. Drake's return date
record is over 90% and the best
in the business.
Drake is no stranger to success. He was nominated for the
NACA (National Association for
Campus Activities) College Coffeehouse Entertainer of the Year
six years in a row, 1983-88. He
was also nominated for NACA
Entertainer of the year five years
in row, 1984-88. Drake is also a
ten-year member of NACA; only
17 associate members are.
Drake presently has three
albums out. The first is called
"Happylanding." This album was
recorded on Capitol records,
which makes him a rarity because he is a performer who has
recorded on a major label and
still concentrates on -- and prefers -- the college market. His
next two albums, "Roadsongs"
and "Solo Survivor," were both
released on his own record label,
Catskill Mountain Records.
Aside from the many solo
shows he has done over his long
career, Drake has appeared in
concert wi th s?me of _th e best.
- Some of these mclude Jim Croce,

Van
Morrison,
Living:;ton
Taylor
(remember
him?),
Emmylou Harris (Emmylou performs one of Drake's songs),
David
Bromberg,
Michael
Johnson, and Loudon Wainright
III (some of you may remember
Wainright from his few appearances on M*A*S*H as Capt.
Spaulding, the singing officer
who sang such memorable tunes
as "Oh Tokyo" and "Big Mac.").
These are just some of the folks
he's performed with in 35 states
and Europe for 16 years.
Here is what some fellow
students had to say about Drake
and his performances.
"Highly
recommendable is an understatement . . . Fabulously magnificent

is more like it!" said Margaret
Wolfensberger of the University
of Richmond. "No matter which
way Barry Drake chooses to perform his songs, they all result in
excellence!" said Julie Onderak,
Entertainment
Editor,
The
Stoutonia
University
of
Wisconsin / Stout. And finally,
Jackie Benton, a staff writer of
The Ranger, San Antonio College said, "Drake said that he
wants to keep playing his music
forever . . . For those who appreciate guitar playing, sensitive lyrics and outstanding vocals, forever might not be long
enough!"

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by Bill Barber
Here we are in the middle of
April and snowflakes are falling
outside my dining room window.
What can I tell you? No wonder
everyone keeps threatening to
move to Florida.
The semester is fast drawing
to a close, and once again finals
are coming, if I may use that "f'
word in this column. Papers to
write, facts to be memorized and
spit back, and for the select few
lucky ones, caps and gowns to
be ordered (right, Lisa?).
What a wonderful time. I
would like to take this opportunity to proclaim April National
Ulcer Month. It keeps occurring
to me that getting a college
education is like trying to fight a
bunch of brush fires. The minute
you put one out, another pops
up. Is it any wonder that "core"
rhymes with "bore"?
Quentin Crisp, that doyen of
sophistication, has said that the
only thing he got from his
education is an ability to tolerate
injustice.
But on the bright
side, I like to think it's more
like pouring water through a
sieve. Most of the water goes
right through, but the sieve does
get weL
For all of us "wetheads" who won't be paroled this

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all around expert on the subject&lt;;
Drake
of
rock-n-roll,
contemporary
Continued from p. 7
folk music, the music business
One
Drake performs mostly orig- and record collecting.
inal material with a smattering of reviewer tied up the entire packSpringsteen, IT and The Beatles age by saying, "Barry Drake is
thrown in. His own songs range unique singer, an accomplished
from "Troubadors," a description guitar player, a recorded songof the ups and downs in the life writer (21 of his songs have
of a traveling musician and "I been recorded), an engaging and
Won't Be Reconstructed,"
a hilarious storyteller and a fun perseething post Civil War ballad son on and off stage, before, durfrom the viewpoint of the South, ing and after his show."
to "Grandma's Old Piano," a
This should be a great way
bouncy
retrospective
glimpse to finish the programming year,
into Barry's musical roots.
and an even better way to "finish
To top it off, Barry Drake is the day -- with Barry Drake and
a musical historian, lecturer and the Programming Board."

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Philadelphia. With
Now for some praise where lion and foresight, it CII
praise is more than due:
The will be accomplished.
Richard Maslow Collection, cur- don't shoot me, it's just a
rently hanging at the Sordoni tion.
Gallery, is, in this writer's opinAnd while I'm on
ion, the finest collection of ma- few more items of local
jor art that has ever been as- must be commented on.
sembled and displayed on this all, John Domzalski's
campus.
From Warhol, Johns, directing project "The
Rauschenberg,
Oldenberg and featuring Gunnar Waldmall
Lichtenstein, to the exqms1te Jenny Hussy was eJ ·
"Phil III" by Chuck Close, Op staged this past weekend.
and Pop have come together in a Domzalski, a very talented
fascinating melange.
himself, has come acros.,
splendidly
as direcur
A film series also accompanies the collection.
If you dramaturg in finding !his
miss this opportunity to get jewel by Murray Schisgal
your eyes knocked out by art, bringing it to life.
'/OU have only yourselves to lations, John.
blame.
And before I sign
Don't be like the little old would like to issue a
ladies that toddle through with "Golden
Barbie" awanl
disgusted expressions, clucking, Lawrence Kopenis. His
"I just don't understand this at Evans Hall this last
stuff."
demonstrated that a major
Open your mind and let your- talent is among us. The
self get blown right out of the tional quality, intense
water. It is a fantastic collec- ti vity and almost pervene
tion, and the Maslows are to be sight into human nallllC
thanked for sharing it with us.
Kopenis captures indicates
I would also like to stick he is on the verge of a
my pudgy little neck out and career. So many years of
suggest that the Maslows, the remain ahead for Mr. Kopam
Henrys,
the
Sordonis,
the achieve his goal. From
Conynghams, the Boscovs, et instinctual talent and vision
al, form an ad hoc committee to he has shown in his
study the possibilities of open- is obvious that he will
ing a major museum in Wilkes- Chalk up another winner
Barre.
This city is ready to the ever-growing pool of
come of age.
Perhaps the at Wilkes College. Wald&amp;
Maslows might consider housing several reproductions of
their brilliant collection in a Kopenis' work in the u
permanent
location
for
the issue of Manuscript.
benefit of the entire valley.
And last, but not
My
humble
suggestion very
personal and
would be to convert the old congratulations to Kim
Stegmeier Brewery into a mus- and Eddie Lupico for
eum, dedicated also to the beer- together what I am sure
making industry to which each the finest issue of M
of us here at Wilkes owes such re- that Wilkes has ever seen.
spect. Then, by adding various
Coming
wings, they could begin to create newstands.
a major museum to rival the ones

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PAGENINE

oing home to "Miner Hell"
JoAnne Reen
decided to move into the
lhe day I couldn't find my
oresight, it
:complished.
me, it's just
bile I'm - on
items of local
nmented on.

Domzalski's
:sy was ex
past weekend.
a very talented
; come across
as
director
n finding this
.1:urray Schisgal
to life.
:fore I sign
to issue a
larbie"
award
openis.
His
Iall this last
that a major
)ng us. The
ity, intense
almost perverse
human nature
&gt;tures indicates
e verge of a
many years of
I for Mr. Ko
goal.
From
Llent and vision
rn in his artw
hat he will
nother w·
wing pool
:ollege.
roductions
rk in the
tScript.
;t, but not
mal
and
1s to Kim
Lupico for
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ssue of M

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was sharing a dilapidated
in the mountaihs with a
-old artist, an epileptic
and an ancient siamese
mumbled to herself and
ii my Reeboks.
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wanted to wear the hat, a
straw number I picked up
· o, while I worked in the
seen my hat?" I
It was on my

e and I put some dried
and ribbons on it and
tt to the encyclopedia sales-

snapped. The house was
by a woodstove, hot water
a fantasy, and now this.
in the dorms had to be
lhan this.
now live on the fifth floor
r Hall. I have my own
My bed is six feet off the
My chubby legs and ar-

thritic 28 year old bones were my knees.
One Sunday afternoon I re- littering the floor near the TV.
"I must have missed the ornot built for the acrobatics I
The area surrounding the turned to Miner after a weekend
must go through to climb in and house I shared with the artist was away from school. I walked into gy," I sighed.
Remember the film The
out of bed. I'm terrified the bed bucolic at best. Sheep were our the lounge on the first floor and
There is a scene
will collapse and, like a giant next door neighbors. Lying in found it covered with toilet Exorcist ?
pinball, I will ricochet off the my bed at night, I could hear paper. Toilet paper was wrapped where the exorcist gets out of
radiator and be shot out the crickets, an owl calling in the around the bike rack and woven his car and, standing under a
engulfed in fog,
window, to land on the YMCA pines, and blessed silence.
through the bikes. Toilet paper street lamp,
roof where I will be fined for
"Silence" is not a word syn- was an inch deep on the floor, stares apprehensively up at the
littering.
onymous with teenagers. Teen- and long strands of it were house. He doesn't know what he
It takes 63 steps and eight agers shriek, run up and down draped over all the doors. I had will find inside, but he knows it
landings to get to the top floor the halls, and stay up all night to kick wads of it from each step won't be good. That's how I feel
of Miner.
The elevato,r wasn't talking on the phone.
They as I climbed to the fifth floor. every time I return to Miner.
I guess I really knew I didn't
working the day I moved in. blast their tv's and stereos and Shaking my head at the waste, I
After the -fourth trip up the radios until the cacophony of could only think, "Toilet paper belong when, as I was leaving
stairs, my shirt was soaked, my Tiffany and . Tina Turner and As costs 44 cents a roll." Then I for class one morning, my' neighblood pressure was dangerously The World Turns is enough to thought, "God, I'm getting old."
bor said to me, "An old lady is
high, and my ears were popping madden a saint. One afternoon, I
I went away the next week- supposed to be moving into this
from the high altitude.
was sitting at my desk, trying to end. When I came back on Sun- dorm."
"Really?" I replied. "How
'Tll be glad when they fix figure out what CS 115 has to do day I found the front door tom
the elevator," I wheezed to a wi_th filmmaking, when an earth- off the hinges, and, on the fifth old is this old lady?"
dorm mate.
shattering scream filled the air.
floor, garbage cans were kicked
"Twenty-eight," she answer"Oh, we aren't allowed to
"Call an ambulance, some- in and all the fire extinguishers ed.
use the elevator," she replied.
one is hurt!" I yelled as I raced were ripped off the wall.
I limped to anthropology,
"Never?" I squeaked.
down the hall. "What's wrong?"
"Was there a riot?" I asked, thinking how fitting a class it
"Nope," she said.
"You'll I asked, wild eyed and out of addressing no one in particular.
was for a fossil like me.
I just got a letter from the
get used to it."
breath.
Coming back the Sunday
By the end of the semester,
"Oh," replied the screamer, after that, I was greeted by the artist. The cat died.
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He's been chased,
thrown through a
window. and arrested.
Eddie Murphy is a Detroit
cop on vacation
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date. High speed car chas. h sets in Beverly Hills,
everpresent wisecracks of
y keep this cop atop hills,
plummeting.

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A flashy · follow up to
Murphy's original film,
this
flick focuses more on stunts and
moves· at a faster pace than the
first "Cop."
Look for actor
Jiirgen Prognow as the evildoer
in this movie. Look for him in
. "The Seventh Sign" as well.

On Thursday, April 14, the
Programming Board held their
first "Day of Programming" to
recruit new members. The exhibit, part of a public relations
campaign headed by Kim Evans,
. (Programming Board publicity
chairperson), Leigh Sottile, and
Fran Matso, consisted of several
video screen presentations as
well as several tape decks. Here,
students were ·afforded the chance
to voice their opinions about
possibilities for next semester.
During the exhibit, all av- .
enues of programming were on
full display for
the students.
The Board exhibited some of its
large collection of tapes, literature, posters and other paraphernalia. In addition, they distributed pens and keychains with
the Programming Board logo on
them in an effort to make the

Board's image recognizable on
campus.
One main objective of the
exhibit was to get student input
for next year's acts.
A movie
list allowed students to choose,
firsthand, the movies that might
appear next year. (The results of
that poll appear below.) Opportunities were given to respond to
any one of the approximately
fifty music cassettes available.
Perhaps the most important
aspect of the exhibit was the
effort by the Board to recruit new
members. The day yielded sixteen new members, with an interest in all five areas of Programming: Film, Publicity, MiniConcert, Solo-Concert, and Novelty. These members will be im portant in the future of the
Programming · Board, as three
committee chairpeople will be
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graduating this year.
The movies chosen in the
poll were:

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GOOD MORNIN'G VIETNAM
TIIREE MEN AND A BABY
STANDBY ME
WITCHES OF EASTWICK
WALL STREET
THE UNTOUCHABLES
BROADCAST NEWS
MOONSTRUCK &amp;
FATAL AITRACTION

(The list was compiled by
the 116 polls filled out by
students at the exhibit and is
subject to change).
The members of the campaign and the members of the
Board are to be thanked for the
opportunity to see what's behind
the scenes of programming.

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team will be participating in
Budmell Invitational on
·1 30 as well as various
· mages with King's College,
uehanna
Universit)1" and
local crew teams.
Wilkes crew will also be
· g in the 1st Annual Cherry
som Regatta on May 1 at
pm on the Susquehanna.
participating
besides
es are Susquehanna and
's. The regatta will include
ix:tition in the eight-man
p, four-man sweep and quading. Single and double scullcompetition will also take
. This will be the first time
three teams will compete
· st each other.
Although the crew team is a
·vely young group, they

generous donations from the
Kirby family, the McDonald
foundation and faculty members
at Wilkes.
They have also
bought three boats including an
eight-man, four-man a nd a quadsculling boat.
Along with racing, th e crew
team is very involved wi th
fundraising efforts so th at more
equipment may be purchased.
They are currently having h
hoagie sale th at is sponsored in
part by Subway Subs. Hoagies
may be ordered from any crew
member. They also have t-shirts
and sweatshirts printed with the
Wilkes Crew insignia for the
college community to buy.
The team is an extremely
active campus organization with
many events planned for the
spring season.
Come out and
show your support the Wilkes
crew team.

ady Colonels drop
by Kathy Harris
This weekend was not one
remember for the Wilkes'
all team.
Coach Dave
in's Lady Colonels dropped
doubleheader to Susquehanna
Saturday, and with these
they dropped out of first
in the Northwest di¥ision
the MAC. The MAC record
stands at 2-2, and their
record stands at 4-6.
FIRST GAME
Susquehanna
6
Wilkes
5
Going into the last inning,
looked like Wilkes had the
e secured with a 5-4 lead.
Crusaders rallied in the last
ing to win the game, 6-5.
rally began when Susque's Amy Gillan singled off
Bodnar. Bodnar then walked
sy Rossi.
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home.
Melissa Kennedy and
Erika Oswald each drove in a run
for the Lady Colonels. Winning
pitcher for Susquehanna was
Jennifer Wickham, who gave up
fo ur earned runs, three hits and
struck out two over seven innings.
Losing pitcher Bodnar
gave up three earned runs and
seven hits.
SECOND GAME
Susquehanna
6
Wilkes
1
This game was dominated by
the Crusaders. Although Wilkes
had six hits, they only scored
one run , when Bodnar singledh,
which sent Michelle Toth, w o
singled to get on base, home.

104 in favor of ESU at the half.
From the second half kickoff to the final whistle, WilkesBarre was in control. With some
good passing and strong scrum
play, the Breakers kept ESU off
the scoreboard for the rest of the
day. Minutes after the start of
the second half, Wilkes-Barre's
Nick Matiolli took the ball down
to the left sideline for about 50
meters and then shuffled it off to
Martin O'Connor for the score.
The conversion kick was no
good and ESU still led by 10-8.
After •mixing tough defenses
with key ball handling the
Breakers were ready for another
score. Andy Harris jumped on a
loose ESU ball near their own

Last Saturday, in weather
which made it seem like January,
the Wilkes-Barre Breakers traveled to East Stroudsburg to play
rugby.
The Breakers brought
home their first victory of the
season with a score of 18-10.
East Stroudsburg jumped out
to a quick 10-0 lead early in ,he
game when they capitalized on
two Breaker miscues.
The
Breakers finally settled down
near the end of the first half and
Wilkes' own Steve Bardsley
picked up a loose ball and
rambled about ten meters into
the try zone for the score. The
conversion kick foiled and it was

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Wilkes-Barre Breakers will play
their first home match of the
spring season against Bloomsburg.
Rugby is a fast-moving
sport which is very enjoyable to
~atch.
It's one of the most
popular spectator sports (second
to soccer) in many European
countries. Those who have never
seen the game played before are
encouraged to come out and
enjoy the action at Kirby Park.
You may say you won't
understand what's happening out
there on the field. Well, here's a
little rugby refresher course..
Each
team
has
fi fteen
players, eight big forwards to
fight for possession of the ball,
seven speedy backs to roam the
open field and score by running
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far, the match against
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've come to a win. Although
y of the matches have been
, the team seems to be
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block after awhile," said Coach
Wingert, after watching three
losing matches in tie-breakers.
This Thursday Wilkes will
travel to Elizabethtown for a
match.
Number two seed, '
Dimitri
Radu
said,
"We're
looking forward to the next time
we play because we all should've
won our matches." The Monday
match against Allentown was
rained out and has not _yet been
rescheduled.

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kicking it through the uprights
(three points).
Kicking is the key to the
game because it's the easiest way
to score points, advance your
field position, and/or drive the
other team into a hole.
The scrum restarts play after
an
infraction
takes
place.
Forwards of each team line up op-posite each other, lock together,
and strike for the ball.
Each half is forty minutes of
continous action because there
are no substitutions except in
the case of an injury. Halftime
is only five minutes long.
There you have it, a brief
description of the sport. If you
really want to get the hang of
how it's played, it is a must to
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Martin O'Conner made
the conversion kick and WilkesBarre took the lead for good with
a score of 14-10.
Scrum half, Mark Phelan,
brought in the final score of the
day with seconds before time ran
out. This made the final score
18-10 in favor of the Breakers.
In B-side action, WilkesBarre droppel:l a close game 1412 in the waning minutes. The
A-side is now 1-2 and the B-side
is 0-3.
Wilkes-Barre's next
game is at home on Saturday,
against Bloomsburg. Kick-off is
scheduled for 1:00 pm at Kirby
Park.

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April 21, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XL

18766

No.23

Colonel of
the Week

Creegan leads women's tenn'
by Lisa Miller

victory over POU-Madison's Ann
Marie Grassia, 6-0,6-1. Creegan
is now undefeated in singles play
at
5-0.
Wilkes'
Carolyn
Hazelhurst scored a 6-0, 6-1
victory over Chris Berger. Amy
Schukis and Stacy Symecko also
scored singles victories for the
Lady Colonels.
Creegan and Mary Ellen
Opeka teamed to win the top
doubles match.
Creegan and
Opeka's doubles record is now 41. In the second doubles match
Hazelhurst and Symecko defeated
FDU-Madison's Karen Dougherty

Saturday,
April
16, in
weather that was more fit for
football then tennis, the Lady
Colonels
traveled
to
FDUMadison to take on the Blue
Devils.
The Wilkes women's
tennis
team
increased
their
overall record to 4-1 and 3-0 in
the Middle Atlantic Conference,
with a 7-2 victory over the Blue
Devils.
Chris Creegan, number one
singles player for the Lady
Colonels. scored a convincing

and Nadine Gagliaido, 6-3,
Schukis and Jen
picked up the win in the
match.
Creegan has provided
leadership which has
major factor in the turnaround
the Lady Colonels tennis
With just four games left
play, the Lady Colonels
shot at making the play
The women's tennis team
plays at home Tuesday, Airil
when they host Susque
Match time is set for 3:30.

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Colonels get swept
by Bill Kern

This week's female Colonel of the Weck is junior Chris
Creegan. Creegan plays in tbe number one position on the
women's tenpis team. She is currently undefeated in singles
play with a record of 5-0. In doubles play. she and partner
Mary Ellen Opeka have a record of 4-1. Congratulations,
Chris, on a fine performance so far in the season and good
luck in the future.

This week's male Colonel of the Week is Tom ,Salzberg.
The wnior, captain of the baseball team, from DobsFerry,
N,Y. is the anchor on the pitching staff. Salzberg's record is
3-1 with one save. He bas struck out 30 batters in 32
mmngs. His current ERA is 2.81. Congratulations Tom on
fine performance and good luck for the remainder of the
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Going into last Saturdaay's
double-header with Elizabethtown
the Wilkes baseball team felt the
time was right to knock-off the
perenial MAC power. Why not,
the Colonels had their ace, Tom
Salzberg on the mound, and they
were riding the momentum of
winning five out of their last six
games.
The first game was a pitchers dual between Elizabethtown's
Matt Aylard and Salzberg. Both
pit chers were brilliant, but it was
Aylard who made the tough
pitches when it counted as
Elizabethtown won the first
game 3-1.
The Colonels didn't have
much luck in game one, in the
top of the first Elizabethtowns'
Mike Gore was apparently out on
a foul pop, but the ball was
dropped and Gore was given new
life. He took advantage of the
second opportunity given him at
the plate, he sent a Salzberg
pitch over the right-field fence
giving Elizabethtown a 1-0 lead
Wilkes came back to tie the
game at one, as Nelson Cantor,
who had two of the Colonels
four hits in the first game, was
balked home by Aylard.
The sixth inning was a
nightmare for the Colonel's.
Mark Clark started the
inning
with a lazy pop fly to right that
was misjudged by Cantor and
Clark ended up on second base.
Clark scored on a sacrifice fly

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John Kepics awaits the throw at first base.
when
pinch-hitter
Brad
Hassington hit a rocket to deep
center field, but thanks to an
outstanding
catch
by
centerfielder Ken Chakon, Clark
was
kept
off
the
bases.
Elizabethtown scored their last
run of the inning when Scott
McNamey scored on a Mark
Lanzone. hit
The Colonels
stranded two runners in the bottom of the seventh, and Elizabethtown took the first game.

...

In the second game
bethtown jumped out to 1
0 first inning lead.
battled back to close the
7-4, on a two ou~ two
homer by Chakon. But
as close as the Colonels
come as Elizabethtown
to win the second game 16-9.
The Colonels next
home on Thursday, April
when they host King's
Game time is scheduled for 3.

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W11kes College Wilkes-Barre, PA · 18766

April 14, 1988

udent crowned Miss Wilkes-Barre Scranton
does it feel to be a
Judy Fitch,
newly
Miss
Wilkes-Barre/
, responded to this ques~ saying,
"It feels really
however I don't really
kXl much time to enjoy it.
been such hard work ever
Iwas crowned."
y is a part-time student
6 credits this semester)
es College who lives in
For winning the contest,
ived a $1,000 scholarThe contest was co-sponby the Times Leader and
-TV, Channel 22. Judy
the beauty contest in
of winning money to help
nts. She has an older
in medical school and a
sister who will be out of
a:hool in a year. So far at
she has completely

relied on the scholarship money.
Judy's next .goal is to win
Miss Pennsylvania, and after
that she would like to try for
Miss America.
The past two
winners of the Miss Pennsylvania .contest were each a
former
Miss Wilkes-Barre/
Scranton. She will have to
compete against 22 other winners of area pageants for the title
of Miss Pennsylvania. The winner of Miss Pennsylvania receives $15,000 scholarship money.
That is exactly what Judy
is working for.
Judy had never been to a
pageant before that, and she
didn't expect to win the crown.
She felt the competition was
difficult because all the other
girls involved were more experienced.
The crowd thought
that
her
performance
was
wonderful.
She sang Whitney
Houston's song,
"Where Do

Broken Hearts Go?"
She has
been working very hard on her
ability to perform, and the hard
work will continue until she
enters the Miss Pennsylvania
competition on June 11 in Al-

toona.
The preparation has been and
will continue to be difficult for
Judy. She has already given up
chocolate for 5 months, and has
been working out by lifting
weights.
"I found it certainly keeps
me busy," she said.
When asked if she had
anything to say to Wilkes College students about winning, she
said, "A beauty pageant is an
illusion. People think it is all a
big 'head trip' that builds a
person's ego, but most of us are
there for that scholarship money.
The scholarship money is
the biggest goal I have set for
myself."

Judy Fitch's life
winning the pageant.

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onomist traces capitalism through history
by Kim Klimek

Galbraith,
economist,
traveled
to
Monday to reflect upon "Economics

John
Kenneth
Galbraith,
author, economist and diplomat,
lectured on "Economics in This
Time" at 8 pm Monday in the
King's College gymnasium.
Galbraith, 80, served as deputy administrator of the Office of
Price Administration in the early
1940s and was a principle figure
in organizing the wartime system of price control, which he
headed until 1943. He later held
other public offices and was
awarded the Medal of Freedom by
President Harry S. Truman.
Galbraith traced major economic movements through history. "If we do not know our history, we are doomed to repeat
it," he said. He began with the
issue of slavery -- a social, economic and religious problem of
our early capitalistic society - and continued up to the problems of unemployment and inflation in the 80s.
.
He talked of Adam Smith's

Wealth of Nations
which said ducts became available on the
the Quakers of PA had recently world market, the Russians had
freed their slaves due to the fact increased trouble keeping up
that there were so few slaves in with the other countries. He said
the North. He said that after the that to solve their problem, he
the abolition of slavery, the once recommended letting people
lenders of money could not make cross the border -- an idea that
He
slaves out of debtors and "bank- was not warmly received.
that Gorbachev's
ers could again expect to go to also hopes
heaven."
Continued on p.3
He said that other problems
of early capitalism were: strong . . . . . . .- -. .- - - - - - •
economic groups in power which
were greatly resented, cruelties
against minorities (elderly, Jews,
Inside this wue:
Italians, former slaves and descendants), inadequate housing
Teacher's Voice . p. 3
and stress from depression.
According to Galbraith, modSAMS' Interview p. 4
ern capitalism could be divided
into three great revolutions - the
Sunshine! p. 6
Russian, the Roosevelt and the
Keynesian. He said that all three
Programming Day p.9
revolutions have run into trouble.
Home team hits homers p.1
In 1917, the Russian economy only had to deal with necessities like food, shelter and
clothing. As a wide range of pro-

�April 14, 1988

PAGE1WO

A pawn in their 2ame

Editorial

Faculty involvement vital

Enrollment, the bell
tower and Joolcor

This week's issue of The Beacon features a short question and
answer section in which faculty members were asked to respond to
how they felt they were treated by "the boss" (i.e. the
administrators) here at Wilkes. This section brings out a valid
point: many times the views of the faculty here are not taken into
consideration, or their views are never voiced because of the fear
of political retribution.
Yes, there are faculty meetings, and the
Faculty Grievance Committee, and the committee process in
general.
Certainly individual faculty members can talk to the
President or other administators privately, but overall,
faculty
participation in the operation of the College is severely limited.
Some would argue that faculty members are here only to teach.
How the school is managed should not concern them. Is there any
validity to this statement? True, not all faculty members are
trained in adminstrative skills.
Admimstrators are trained to
manage, and with this management comes a certain amount of
responsibility and power. It is when the power that administrators
are given becomes concentrated, and they are unwilling to
distribute that power evenly, that problems arise.
In this case,
faculty are refused a voice in issues that directly affect them, such
as merit pay, the hiring of adjunct professors, and university
status. These are issues that it is not only sensible to give faculty
members a chance to address, but necessary. After all, just as ali
faculty members are not aware of the intricacies of management,
administrators are not the authority on instructing students or the
autthority on the best interest of the faculty.
It would seem that abuse of power has become a problem at
Wilkes.
The most notable way in which the administrators are
taking advantage of this power is in the clandestine manipulation
of faculty members. Ideally, a faculty member should be assured
that if he expresses a view that "clashes with that of the
administrative view that there will be no retaliation, either direct
or indirect, against his actions. Judging from the hedging answers
The Beacon has received on touchy issues, and the reluctance of
many faculty members to go on the record with information, this
retaliation is a very real threat.
Although the President assures
the faculty that their _views can be heard, there are administrative
pressures that prevent faculty from speaking their minds.
If a faculty member has a grievance against a policy change
the College is making he is, in fact, taking a risk in speaking
out. If the faculty member is untenured the risk is obvious--he can
jepordize his opportunity for tenure by stepping on the wrong
toes. For tenured members of the community the risk is less
obvious. The powers that be have to work harder to make their
dissatisfaction known. This can take any of a variety of forms:
refusing orders for goods, giving the faculty member a too heavy,
too light or not challenging enough work load, cancelling (by
covert means) classes a faculty member is teaching. In any case,
a faculty member stands to lose from speaking his mind.
The question that remains is not how the faculty can get the
administrators to listen, although this is important.
The real
question is how to get the administration to share their power with
the faculty in those areas that require faculty input. The answer is
complicated by the fact that the adminstration seems to give the
faculty little more than "window-dressing" input. In the face of
administrative stonewalling, the solution to this problem must
originate from the faculty.
The Beacon
proposes a three-point solution.
First, the
faculty must organize to present a strong, unified front.
The
administration would be more receptive to a larger, more cohesive
group than they would to small, fragmented factions. Seco_nd, the
group must negotiate with the administration for the nght to
participate in college policy making. In affairs that dir~ctly affect
the academic atmosphere of the College or the faculty m general,
the faculty should be an integral part of management, not just a
corollary to that management. And finally, the faculty has to
insure the safety of its members. Any faculty member should have
the right to express. opinions that oppose administrative policy
without fear of retribution, perhaps through a set of enforceable
guidelines.
Political strongarming is unethical, and does not
promote a healthy cooperation between members of the
administration and faculty.
It makes sense for members of the faculty to be involved in
the management of the school when it directly involves them. But
this involvement can only be achieved through a cooperation
between the faculty and administration. Once this cooperation is
ac hieved,
it will not only generate a more effectively
fuunctioning institution, but will generate the kind of attitude that
is vital to the fulfillment of Wilkes' communal goals.

by M. E. Evers

Wilkes?
Don't ask silly questions.
The College always says it
expected enrollment to increase
next year.
It didn't specify
enrollment of humans .
Next
year's freshman class is expected
to be 40 percent Joolcorians, all
coming to Wilkes to get a
quality liberal arts education-something that doesn't exist on
Joolcor.
They're all marketing
and sales majors on Joolcor.
Really.
And
now
that
I've
enlightened you, I must leave
you, gentle readers. I promised
the world syndication rights to
this story to the Weekly World
News, and I have to have my
story in to them by tomorrow.
They've promised me front-page
coverage--and a picture!
(And
the Beacon relegates this story
to a "humor column"!
Hmmm.

Maybe it's time
newspapers!)
But since this is
short column, I'H leave )'Ill
a suggestion for filling
those dreary hours that
would've spent reading
column: go stare at some
drendron. I found them;
outside Sterling Hall.
they're going to bloom.
sometime soon. I ·ust know

Another week, another Beac.
. on.
So it doesn't rhyme
quite right.
(Whaddya think I
am, an English major?) Another
week, another column. And alas,
dear readers, no delightful little
memos from Dr. Breiseth awaited
my eager eyes at the Beacon
office this week, and everyone
at the Beacon
office--even the
stogie-smoker--hid
under
their
Write your Editor!
desks when I walked in this
week, so I'm afraid you're going
Just drop your le
to be stuck with what my
by The beacon ofti
somewhat fuzzy early-morning
on the 3rd floor of
mind has come up with this
week.
SUB. All letters
Well, here it is, gentle
be signed to insure
readers:
I finally understand
what the belltower's for.
validity, but name
Mind you, this isn't just
be withheld upon
another
column
about
the
belltower. This is the belltower
request.
column to top all belltower
columns--to top anything ever
written about the belltower--in 1
I
The Beacon or otherwise.
The belltower's actually a
signalling
post
for
alien
invaders
from
the
planet I
Joolkor. I'm sure of it.
I
The
idea
only
really . Name: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
crystallized in my mind this
Local Address: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
week, although suspicions have
been floating around in there for
a while.
Local Phone Number: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
Why do I think this? Well,
those funny-looking black "light
Permanent Address:. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
poles" that were just installed
gave me the first idea. They're
not light poles; they're landing
Class: _ _ _ _ _ _ __
guides. Like airport beacons, for
GPA: _ _ _ _ __
instance.
And all the paving that's
been going on around campus?
Positions interested in
Landing pads.
I'm sure of it.
(rate in order of preference)
Admit it, don't the sidewalks
Editor-in-Chief _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
around Pickering Hall look like
News Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
runways? Joolcor spaceships are
Feature Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
rather small (since Joolcorians
are small creatures, standing
Sports Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
only 3 feet high with antennas
Copy Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
extended), and this is more than
ample space for them to land in.
Photography Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
And all the grass that's been tom
Advertising Manager _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
up?
Easy.
Joolcorians are
allergic to the stuff.
Makes
Business Manager _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
them get hives.
Distribution Manager _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
I've even figured out why
the · clock face that looks out on
(Business &amp; Distribution Managers mus be white card
River Street doesn't show the
elfgible, parking will be available for distribution)
correct time: it's not a clock at
all. The other three are, but that
one's just a blind.
When the
Please deliver your application and a writing sam~le
Joolcorians prepare to land, the
(previous Beacon story, a term paper, or R'., English
c_Iock face slides off and the
paper) to Mr. Tom Bigler, Capin Hall -uom 20B
belltower becomes a docking
You will be called for an interview.
port--just like in all those
George Lucas movies!
Application deadline: Wed, April 20, 1988.
But why, you ask. Why is
the College doing all of this just
so space aliens can land at

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economy.
He talked about how the
elt administration dealt
some of its economic probby creating social programs
welfare and social security.
someone asked how likely
that the social security
would continue to exist,
"5J)Onded that he felt the
States would 40e rich
to continue to support
rly and that this should
amajor concern.
During the Keynesian era,
tion occurred.
Galbraith
lhat before this era the Preswouldn't mind meeting with
ists. ,. Now, if the Presfound out that he was schedto meet with an economist,
·ght want to postpone the
tment for a · few days or
because he was probably
bad news. Galbraith said
if Reagan sees an economist
g, he would probably want
pone it for months or simeel the appointment.
He said that as a result of
Slagflation, bureaucratic tenresulted similar to those
Soviet Union. There was
ce to innovation, change

and managerial problems. Intelligence was measured by who
was in power and in terms of the
government then in control.
After encountering so much
bureaucracy, Galbraith said that
he began to notice something
happening in certain industries - people were beginning to resemble the products they manufactured.
Remedies have been as painful as the disease of stagflation itself. Galbraith said that cutting
the budget weakened the basic industry, caused farm disaster.
higher unemployment rates and a
heavy international trade deficit.
Although he said he did not
befieve that there is any magic
in monetary policy, he was not
against cutting the budget where
necessary . This would apply to
programs
involving
technological advancements but not
Lo many social programs.
He
said even if the national budget
is reduced, minorities lik~ the elderly, farmers and minimum wage
workers should be protected.
Galbraith was hopeful for
the future of the US economy.
He paralleled last year's stock
market 'Crash to the crash of
1929. Although there were some
rough years following the crash,
he said, the market trading did

A pilgrimage to reverse
the Arms Race

improve. He said that since we
have social programs available
and a good banking system not
present in the 20s, recovery
from the latest crash should be
easier.
When asked what presidential candidate he would support, he replied that, as a rule,
he always supported friends and
that Gov. Michael Dukakis was ·a
friend from his
home state of
Massachusetts.
Galbraith's visit was organized by the Jewish Community
Center of Wyoming Valley, in cooperation with King's College,
College
Misericordia, Luzerne
County Community College, College Misericordia and Wilkes College.
Representives of Wilkes at
the student question and answer
period at the news conference
held prior to the lecture were:
Anne Humphrey, West Pittston;
David Tevet, Kingston; Nagwa
Taylor,
Kingston;
John
J.
Walsh,
Wilkes-Barre;
and
Samuel
Perry,
Wilkes-Barre.
President Christopher Breiseth,
Theodore Engel, dean of the
Wilkes School of Business and
Economics,
and
Jane
Manganella, public relations director, were also present at the
day's events.

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by Amy Braun
Some of our nation's concerns about international peace
have been relieved since Ronald
Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev
signed the INF agree-ment. But
, was that enough? People need to
make a statement about peace,
and college students are planning
a two-week peace walk to reverse
the direction of the Arms Race.
This walk will be aiming to halt
the progress of nuclear testing.
The march will go through many
east coast c1 ties. the east coast
being the most densly populated
part of the country. By marching, the peace message will be
brought to the thousands of
people who will be encoun-tered,
as well as those who will later
read about the walk.
Petitions
will be given to Congressmen
along the way to urge them to
demand legislation to slow the
arms race. Workshops and presentations will be pro-vided to
educate those involved about the
arms race.
There are two phases of the
walk: New York to Philadelphia,

May 23 to May 29, and
Philadelphia
to
Washington,
May 29 to June 5. One has the
option of walking in one phase
or both phases.
The walk is sponsored by
many peace groups and religious
groups on the east coast. On the
national level,
it is supported
by United Campuses to Prevent
Nuclear War. This is the fifth annual pilgrimage.
It will begin
Monday, May 23, at the United
Na-lions in NYC, and seven days
later the walkers will arrive at
Indepen-dence
Hall,
Philadelphia. The final phase will end
in Washington.
A fifteen minute VHS video
cassette of previous peace walks,
or a set of 105 slides with a 12
minute audio tape, are also available.
The deadline for registration is April 30. Food and indoor lodging are available every
day. The average daily distance
covered is 12 miles. For fur-ther
information about the peace walk
or a registration form, contact
Andy Morrell in the Programming Board office, 3rd floor of
the SUB, or call x2925.

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Teacher's voice
by Rob Mac Arthur
How do the teachers feel
they are treated by "the boss" at
Wilkes? So often the voice of
the teacher goes unheard, so I
thought it was time to change
that. All names are withheld to
remove any fears which · may
cause teachers to alter genuine
answers. Here's what tliey said:
"The administration seems
not to care about the desires or
opinions of the faculty. Faculty
are told that we have input into
various decisions, but, actually,
we have none.
The administration is riot nearly so aggressive in improving the abysmal
salaries and horrendously inadequate benefits of Wilkes faculty
members."
"It's about the same as at
other schools.
Now, state
schools are a different story.
There have been substantial improvements in the past year."
"My impression is that they
are fairly sensitive to the faculty
needs."
"I'm only part-time, so I
don't have to deal with them too
much."
"I never feel treated by the
administration, I deal with them.
I'm an equal partner in the
operation of the school. "
"The word I would use is
CHEAP. We arc treated like we
are cheap, like the peripheral

part of the college."
"I chink I'm treated pretty
well for a part-time teacher."
"I can only speak for
myself, and I would say that we
are treated with great respect by
both the administration and the
students -- it doesn't pay very
well, but we get treated like
kingl Our resources are limited.
There are all kinds of things that
aren't right, but Wilkes is a good
employer."
"I think we could get more
credit where credit is due. We
don't get the nice pat on the
back that we should get at
times."
"It's tough for me to answer,
I'd better pass."
"Badly. This past week an
administrator fired the chairman
of the education department. The
chairman
of
the
education
department has been chairman
for many years.
The administrator has been at Wilkes for
four months. Clearly, if the administration does not like what a
teacher is doing, they will
retaliate."
"Salary-wise, Wilkes falls
below the national average. But
there is a lot more to teaching
than economics, such as adequate
facilities, class size and equipment. We try to keep class sizes
small, but equipment and facilities are not what they should
be."

�P~ 'EFOUR

April 14, 1988

•
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address on peace

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The Most Reverend Thomas
Gumbleton, Auxiliary Bishop of
Detroit, will present a major public address on peace and nonviolence on Saturday, April 16 at
1:30 pm during the annual Pennsylvania
Newman
Province
(PNP) College Student Conference hosted in Wilkes-Barre this
coming weekend
The program will be offered
at First Presbyterian Church,
Northampton Street at South
Franklin Street in downtown
Wilkes-Barre and is open to the
public free of charge. The address will be preceeded by a
press conference from 11:15noon in the parlor of the education room.
Bishop Gumbleton currently
serves as the President of Pax
Christi, USA, the American
Chapter of the International
Peace Movement which is strongly endorsed by Pope John Paul
II and is one of five bishops
responsible for the authorship of
the US Catholic Bishops' recent
peace pastoral letter, The Challange of Peace: God's Promise and
Our Response which has stirred
much controversy and discussion
not only among Christian churches but in the secular political and

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Following Bishop Gumbleton's talk an interfaith panel
discussion will focus on the
issues of his address concerning
nonviolence.
Panelists include
Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy, Dean of
Graduate Studies .and Continuing
Education at Wilkes College and
lecturer
on
international
religions.
Mr. Michael Shipe, a student at the University of Pittsburgh; Rev. Ted Lorah, Pastor
of Maple Grove United who serves as Vice-President for the
National Federation for Social
Act-ion 'and member of the

Church and Society Committee
of the Wyoming Conference of
the United Methodist Church;
and Barbara Craig, RSM, prison
minister at the Chase Correctional Institute who has served as a
church missionary in war-tom
Central America.
The
public
address
of
Bishop Gumbleton and the interfaith panel discussion are one
part of the weekend college student conference entitled "Disarming the Heart," a program devoted to three levels of peacemaking: interior (personal integration and the pressures and family relationships), and public

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my fir
in 195
said: "al

Dominick Bair, Brian Nalesnik and Dave Serino talked with Doug Qui
local resident suffering from MS, to find out how Quinn handles the disease.

Students Against Multipl
Sclerosis (SAMS):
A personal interview
by Dominick Bair,
Brian Nalesnik, and
Dave Serino
Imagine waking up in the
morning to face a day of pain
and hardship. This is what Doug
Quinn has to deal with. Doug is
fighting against multiple sclerosis. Doug has had the first symptoms of this crippling disease
since the summer of 1967. His
hand became numb; similar to
the feeling of hitting your crazy
bone. He finally visited a doctor
after he lost the use of his hand.
Doug was very unaware of this
disease and his first reaction
was, "Give me the medicine and
I'll get better." But even today
there is no cure. Now, after twenty years of adjusting to a different lifestyle,
Doug thinks

"Why me?"
Doug is currently a fourthyear student at Scranton University studying health and human
services. He is also doing a §credit internship at the multiple
sclerosis
Society
located
in
Wilkes-Barre.
What motivates
Doug is "not wanting to give
up." He says, "So much has to
be done in life, but I realize that
I cannot do the things I used to."
Doug no longer plays tennis or
golf, he must now play chess.
"I must not change the intensity,
but I must change the direction

of life."
Doug realizes that multiple
sclerosis is an individual disease
which affects each person who
has it differently. Doug feels very optimistic that the multiple
sclerosis research will eventually

find a cure. Doug pushes
to the limit every day;
joys "helping someooe
then I do not feel
Doug is &amp;onfident that
cure will be found, but
hopes that the public is
the crippling disease.
Multiple Sclerosis •
sease that is unknown to •
Students Against Multiple
sis in association with
tional Multiple Sclerosis
will be conducting a
Thursday, April 21, at II
in Stark 101 to inform
on the subject of MS,
Friday, April 22, a flllld
will be held in the
fight this crippling
Only with the sup(X)lt
public can we
multiple sclerosis.

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; Dr.
)nally

further
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and Co
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April 14, 1988

lannary speaks about the role of ·1aywers
following
paswere
taken
from
Harold
Flannary's
to
students
from
pre-law
seminar
held
· 7 at the CPA.
On my first day of law
, in 1958, a luncheon
said: "always remember,
r can save a life but a lawcan make it worth living."
were times during law
when that professional
nt was obscured by the
ry of learning to "think
alawyer," but I and many of
classmates co ·nued to belaseriously if not literally.
More recently, it has bethe conventional wisdom
·se lawyers much dify. Some critics point out
lawyers do not increase the
te of
raw
materials,
or even capital produced
economy.
Lawyers do
ge the pie; rather, they
energy, time, and money
ling about how to divide
example, we have many
bwyers per capita than Jap, and the resources devoted
should be reallocated to
productivity. Another
, heard primarily in the
ic sector of the pro, is that modem American
~s not balance and adjust
ting interests
neutrally.
, the law and its practition'ntain the interests of the
' at the expense of the
The

er observers point to the
of partners in major
titan law firms, which
y range from one hundred-

ultip

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cure. Doug pushes
: limit every day;
"helping someone
I do not feel
is confident that
will be found, but
that the public is a
ippling disease.
'1ultiple Sclerosis is
that is unknown to
nts Against Multiple
1 association with
Multiple Sclerosis
be conducting a
;day, April 21, at 11
:ark 101 to inform
~e subject of MS,
y, April 22, a f
be held in the
this
crippling
with the support
c can we
pie sclerosis.

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Wilkes College ROTC
tachment 752 Presents:
The Northeast Express"
U. 5. Air Force Rock Band
the Band of the East.
onnance is on Wednesday,
April 20, 1988
from 2PM to 3:30PM.
band will play outside
melawn between the SUB
and the Alumni House.
heather is inclement,
~rformance will be held
in the cafeteria.
completely free of charge.
by and enjoy the sounds of
Northeast Express"
·ng all of your favorite
contemporary hits.
DON'T MISS IT!

htty to seven uunoreo-nuy tnous- can proctuce even locally un- three federal judges deposeu, u,v
u,c more basic point, I believe,
and dollars a year, and they say popular change without violence.
governor of Arizona impeached, is that the law gave Congress the
that the gap between those numSecond, the rule of law several Illinois judges go to jail, power to set policy -- even
hers and the income of the typ- protects the economically or and the resignation of President wrongly. Colonel North may exical wage earner cannot be defend- politically weak. When the May- Nixon as the Watergate-related press his disagreement to his
ed.
Finally,
the
Watergate or of New York decides to hosp- legal process neared a climax.
supe1iors, or he may resign and
scandal of the ninteen-seventies italize a
street person inOne of the law's ways of con- take his case to the public, but
was not imposed uoon us by voluntarily -- for his own good, straining the strong is its al- he may not implement his perteachers or doctors: from Nixon as he sees it -- the law prevents location of power. For example, ception of the national interest
and Michell down to Gordon it unless he can prove by an Oliver North is a patriotic mil- contrary to law.
Liddy the primary culprits were evidentiary standard that she is a itary officer who believes that
Forth, the rule of law is a
lawyers.
threat to herself or others.
A our national interest requires that unifying and stabilizing force in
Those are just some of the woman's right to abort her we aid the Nicaraguan rebels. our society. Unlike most nations
modem criticisms of the law and ~regnancy_ "'.ou~d _lose at the pols His perception of the national in- we are heterogeneous; our ethnic
lawyers, and bear in mind that m many Jllflsdict10n,_ but the law terest is so clear, and his belief traditions. differ markedly.
Just
they do not even refer to other is- protects the exercise of that is so strong, that he would in my lifetime, for example, our
sues, such as the seeming inef- right.
Of course, the point is allegedly break the law in order Hispanic and Asian populations
fectiveness
of
the
criminal not whether you or I favor or to fulfill that interest. That case have mushroomed.
justice system. Moreover, crit- disfavor abortions for ourselves; is incomplete and we should not
There is strength in diver1c1sm is not new: Shakespeare the law protects a woman's right pre-judge it. But if the allegat- sity, to be sure, but there is
has Dick the Butcher say, in to make for herself what may be ions are correct, it must be said strength in unity as well. And
Henry The Sixth:
"The first a politically unpopular decision.
that Colonel North did not under- our linguistic, cultural, and gasthing we do, let's kill all the lawThird, the rule of law curbs stand that the policy decision tronomic pluralism are united in
yers."
the strong.
If the dictator of making power was not his to the rule of law: that much at least
From my persl)f'.-etive those Panama allegedly breaks the law, exercise.
we have in common.
are legitimate questions about the question · is how to call him
Of course, no official should
the law and lawyering, and to all to account or get rid of him.
lie to the people, i.e., to Conof you, but especially u'10se who Recent years here have seen
gress, if that is what he did. But
are thinking about law as a
vocational option, I say that you
should think carefully about how
those
questions
apply
to
yourselves.
I
think
about
those
questions, every day figuratively,
and I so not come to you with
answers. (You should beware of
anyone who has the answers. Be
skeptical, because the law is not
a definitive terminal condition;
it is an endless process · of
identifying
and
resolving
doubts.) Rather, I come to you
with some oilier considerations
that underlie my devotion to the
law in most of its aspects.
I shall try to identify four of
them, and whether or not the following perceptions are objectively accurate, I believe them to
be first-hand ones. That is to
say, our law to be fully understood must be seen in historical
perspective
and
not as
a
snapshot. Nevertheless, even in
my brief time as a lawyer I have
experienced or witnessed some
l'rogress on the new Wilkes College Sports/Conference Center continues.
attributes of the law !}lat I fmd t - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - remarkable.
First, the rule of law permits
orderly change and may requir,
it. If some citizens are denied
by Kim Klimek
equal protection of the laws by
included in the science category.
scopy," both advised by Turoczi.
being educationally segregated or
Two
papers have been
Turoczi said that papers
Five Wilkes students will be entered
denied the right to vote on
in
the
engineering w!li be presented in standard proaccount . of their race or color, participating in the Eastern Col- category. Tom Urso and Don fessional settings before peers
the law requires orderly change. leges Science Conference (ECSC) Zelek entered a paper on "Rob- and faculty members.
He said
at Ithaca College, NY.This an- otics" and James Carroll and that awards will be given to
And the resulting change is not
nual conference for independent Daniel Crandall submitted a pap- students who have the best papmerely declaratory: examples abresearch students will be held on er entitled "Designing the Rem- crs. The judges will base the
ound of the effects of the lawful
April 14, 15 and 16. Over 300 ote Environmental Monitorinp awards on the written mancivil rights revolution.
undergraduate students from 30 Station." Dr. Vasu Chouohry is uscripts submitted by students
Black .mayors, North and
South, are now familiar; one prin- colleges , along the east coast the advisor for these students.
over a month ago.
cipal contender for the Dem- will be attending the event.
Those submitting papers in
7
According
to
Dr.
Les the biology department included: Enter "TL.- N D • G
ocratic presidential nomination
,,
ff
I
,u: ew atzng ame
I
is black, and the oilier one never Turoczi, Wilkes institutional co- Mileeh 1R o bb"msf Non "Ski
" n d ir-:tc- WHEN: Saturday, April 23
misses an opportunity to dem- ordinator of the conference, all mort o ogy o
ewts
a v..;cd I TIME· 7 .00
onstrate his fluency in Spanish, science and engineering students ~Y Dr. D!vid. Long, Dan Wil- WHERE:· sLfm101
and so on. Of course, overdue taking courses in independent hams on
Micronucleus Form- IP" k
I
change can come about in studies were eligible to submit ation in Different Genetic Stairs S~B up ~n :nrzb:t the Cafe,
~rS'LCtarlO
Y
or see I
several ways, but our experience their project papers for consider- of Mice" and Henry Novroski on If.
"Long. B.one
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oyce zn _ _ .. _ . .... _. _ _· J
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teaches that the rule of the law ation. Social science entries are

stu de rt ts

to attend conference

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�April 14, 1988

PAGE SIX

•

The sun 1s beginning to shine
by Wendi Harvey
On Saturday, March 26,
people living between Sixth
Street and Avenue A in the Lower
East Side peered from the filthy
windows of their dilapidated
brick apartment buildings. They
watched a van and a car full of
clean, Well-fed college students
unload in front of a neglected
four story structure.
The students stood on a
street filled with rubbish in front
of the grafitti-covered building
which they would inhabit during
their spring break. They knew
they had a great deal of work to
do, so they took a deep breath of
New York air and entered the
building.
The sight and odor inside
the building were worse than on
the street and some of the students gasped. The grafitti did not
stop outside the building;
it
somehow got past the deadbolted
steel doors, and made it's way
onto the walls and ceiling of the
foyer.
The students climbed to the
third floor wh~re they would
work and sleep for the week.
This was it; this was the l1oor
used as a shelter to house home-

le~"S people, and this was the reason they were here.
The students all chose to
spend their spring break in New
York renovating the Trinity Shelter.
They each felt that they
would be doing something to
help fellow human beings, although most of them weren't sure
what that something was. They
were doing actual hands-on work,
but that wasn't all.
By doing
something small like fixing up a
shelter, they were doing something big -- they were showing
that they care about fellow hum ans bei11gs.
Five students from Wilkes
College,
two
students
from
King's
College,
and
eight
students from Kent .State University attended the event. Also in
attendance were Tony Vento,
Interfaith
liaison
to
Wilkes
College, and Pat Duhon, Campus
Minister at the Newman Center
for Kent State University, who organized the event with Ch::trlie
McGarry and Christoph Lingg,
two men who supervise the shelter.
Upon arrival at the shelter,
students were given some time to
adjusting to their new surroundings. A few stood looking onto

the street below through dirt-covered windows, and they were
shocked to see drugs and money
bei~g passed in sight of everyone on the street.
Others explored the three
rooms and bathroom of the shelter. The bathroom was a major
concern for everyone there. On
the first day in the shelter there
was no running water. On Sunday, and throughout the rest of
the week, there was only cold water, so those who did not want to
stand in a rusty portable shower
which only sprayed ice cold water had to do without.
The three groups of college
volunteers joined together for a
group meeting. Names were exchanged and reasons for heiping
the homeless were shared. It was
an informal meeting, and afterwards the group went to an Indian restaurar t .for dinner.
Sunday Wll$ a free day for all
the volunteers. Everyone spent
the day sigh:seeing in New York
City.
It was a fun-filled day
which enabled everyone to g0!
acquainted. ..
Renovations started early
Monday morning at 8. After a
short meeting discussing the specifics of what needed to be done

first, the work began. Everyone Lower East First street,
was split into different groups had chances to mingle
hundred homeless people.
according to their slcills.
There were holes in the kitchen serves lunch six
walls and ceilings to be pla- week to hungry people who
stered, cracked walls to be in the rubbish-filled streelS
scraped, and a large amount of · ing for nourishment.
scrubbing to do. , Steps needed to
For most of the peoplt'
be constructed to replace the come to the soup kitchen,
wobbly crates which were being be their only meal for 1111
used, and heaps of garbage need- There were a variety of
ed to be removed.
Everyone people who entered the
spent the day working stren- each day.
One man
uously.
college graduate who lost
Tremendous changes occurred in 1978 and spent his $3,
throughout the week. The floors vings while trying to find
were scrubbed, the walls were He couldn't pay his rent,
painted white, and the windows was evicted from his
were cleaned. It changed from a and now he is homeless.
filthy, unorganized shelter into a is only one example of the
clean, comfortable "home."
people · in the world who
Along with renovating the going through hard times.
shelter for homeless people,
Every volunteer wallced
there were opportunities to be ed- with a new perspective oo
ucated about the vast number of not one person who attended
.unfortunate people in the world. event regretted giving up
There were a variety of speakers her Spring Break. The
who gave everyone courage . to concern ·has begun, and the
'continue working for the better- is beginning to shine.
ment of mankind.
fi!iii!i.i!i.i.i!iii.i~~~~~~ During a meeting about ex-

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How was your break?

A different perspective

him.

m:{ ~:~~

by Bill Barber
First day back to classes and
who do I have to run into in
front of Sordoni Gallery waiting
for the elevator? Natalie Nozup,
that's who.
That popular snob
from the drama department. To
ease the long wait, I bothered to
ask her, by way of making conversation, what she had done over
break.
"Oh, naturally I went to Manhattan," she gushed.
"That's nice," I said, staring
at the floor indicator over the elevator door. Would the car never
get back to ground floor?
Natalie crooked her hair behind
her ear and kept talking.
"Had lunch with Madonna,
saw 'Hairspray' with Mink Stole
and did dinner with Leslie Gore
who is planning a comeback album!" Natalie told me.
"That's nice," I offered.
I
had stayed home and steam-andvac'd the carpets.
"Then," Natalie continued,
"I got taken to "Into the Woods"
for Bernadette Peters final performance and sat right in front of
Steven Sondheim."
Natalie
searched my eyes for envy. The
elevator finally arrived.

"That's nice." I offered,
searching my brain for something exciting that I had done,
like lubing my recliner.
"Next
it
was
off
to
'Tallulah'." Natalie
went on
breathlessly.
"Did I tell you I
know the guy that wrote it?" she
asked me. Before I could answer
Natalie continued, "Well, naturally he insisted on taking pie
backstage
to
meet
Helen
Gallagher, the Star of that onewoman show.
Couldn't have
been sweeter, don't you think?"
Natalie wanted to know.
"The sweetest," I said.
The elevator stopped at the
second floor while nobody got
on or off to interrupt the conversation.
"Naturally we all went out to
Charlie's for drinks," Natalie
went on. · Helen was so supportive of my career here at
Wilkes. Told me to look her up
the simple minute I graduate.
Isn't that special?" Natalie wanted to know.
"That's special," I offered.
The elevator stopped at the third
floor and nobody got on or off.
"Then Daddy picked me up
in the Village and drove us to
the Hamptons for a picnic at

Davirl Lettermaa's.
Everybody
who is anybody was there," she
tole me.
I remembered that Veronica
and I had had dinner at ChiChi 's, but I didn't mention it.
The elevator finally got to the
fourth floor.
"What did you do?" Natalie
finally condescended to ask me.
She crooked her hair behind her
other ear and assumed fifth position.
"I changed the oil in my
Honda, all by myself." ·1 offered.
"That's sweet," Natalie said.
The elevator doors finally opened on the fourth floor.
She
called "Toodles," and started running down the hall toward Earth
Science. "I have to dash," she
called over her shoulder.
"I'm
having lemonade with Chris
Breiseth at 4:00."
Suddenly
I
remembered.
"Natalie," I shouted, "I forgot to
tell you. Over b.-eak I sold my
novel!" But she was gone.
I ambled slowly toward the
Math Department.
"Oh
well,"
I
thought,
staring through the glass window
into the bleak math offices.
"Some _people h~e all the luck."

j! i!iliilliil1il!!lii~•

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less 1;:o:upd;~~
Each of them had a story to tell
if you wanted to listen. At the fH?'?
Joseph House soup kitchen on liiiiiiiii~iiii;i;i;;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j'j;jjii;i;i;i;i,;,...,.,.

�April 14,1988

dmissions sem. a hit

Get happy Gemini

--

it's yours!
st First street,
:es to mingle
1ome.l ess peopl
:rves lunch s·
ungry people
&gt;bish-filled s
nishment.
lOSt Of the
1e soup kitch
inly meal for
~ a variety of
10 entered tho
One man
1duate who I
1d spent his
~ trying to fl
t pay his re
d from his
is homeless.
example of
the world
ii. hard times.
oluntecr w
perspective
:on who a
ed giving up
lreak. The
begun, and
o shine.

ii

Scorpio- No comment. This is a week that your
destiny is in your hands; good or bad it is up to you.
Don't make a mistake you'll regret for the rest of your
life.
Leo- Go home, lock the doors, hide under your den
-table, and bite the bullet. Wow, Leo -- hang in there;
it doesn't look like it will be a pretty week.
Libra- A very pleasing week for you.
.GREAT, just o.k.

Not totally

Taurus- Have some faith, the world will not fall in on
\ you. Believe it or not, you can do it all if you put your
( mind to it. Success is a heart beat away.

~
above (I tor) is, row 1: John Chwalek, Special Assistant for College Advancement; Dale Duncan,
her of the Times Leader; Tom Bigler, Professor of Speech, Communications and Theater Arts; and Jim
featured speaker; row 2: Sandor Yelen, attorney; Rhonda Fahmy, Wilkes graduate and first year law
tat Georgetown; Dr. John Natzke, Chairman-Soc./Anthro. Department; Dr. Bradford Kinney, Chairmanh, Communications and Theater Arts Department; and Dr. James Rodechko, Dean of College of Arts and
; row 3: Michael Navin, Dean-Dickinson School of Law; Eugene Roth, attorney; Dr. Christopher
,President of the Colle e; and Dr. Geor e Waldner, Vice-President of Academic Affairs.
Jennifer Douglas
Lee Morrell
t Thusrday, the admisdepartment held a dual
for high school students
effort to boost admissions
of the school's strongest
.. Communications and
. There were speakers in
ds of journalism and law.
event took place in the
y Dickson Darte Center
Performing Arts.
program began at 10 am
introductions and opening
by Bernard Vinovrski,
of Admissions, and Dr.
er Breiseth,
College
t. Following the Presremarks, the two groups
and went their separate
journalism group (a
of high school newspaper
and their advisors as well
a small contingent from
) found their way to a
hall.
Dr. Bradford
, chairman of the Speech,
1cauons and
Theater
department opened the prollowing Kinney was Dale
, publisher of the Times
. Duncan spoke about what
a quality high school
per and also about cen. in high school news. His main point was that,
h it is wrong to do,
s still have the right to
because "they · own the
' Duncan. then fielded quesfrom the audience.
next and final speaker
Jim Clark, a high school

senior from Ocean City, New
Jersey.
Kinney introduced him
as "a high school student . . . no
different from you, except he is
concerned!" Clark is the editor-inchief of the The Billows, the
Ocean
City
High
Sc!-_c;ol
newspaper, and an accomplished
sports writer and columnist for
the Ocean City Sentinal Ledger.
Clark's main theme was "Social
Concerns of the High School
Student." He also commented on
how to write crisp editorials; for
this he brought a hand-out.
Clark also took questions.
The other seminar was
geared toward the potential lawyer. These students were brought
to yet a different recital hall also
located in the CPA.
The first speaker was Eugene
Roth, a Wilkes alumnus and attomey at the firm of Rosenn,
Jenkins and Greenwald.
Roth
spoke about the opportunities in
the field of law. He mentioned
how a lawyer isn't confined to
just being an attorney.
Following Roth was Goerge
Waldner, vice-president of academic affairs.
Waldner spoke
about the pre-law program at
Wilkes.
Wilkes does not have
pre-law as a major; instead, it
has a council set up to advise
students who would like to attend
law school. The council is headed by Dr. John Natzke who is
assisted by Dr. Barbara Jordan as
advisors.
The next person to speak
was Rhonda Fahmy, a Wilkes
graduate and first year law
student at Georgetown University. Fahrny told of her experiences as a first year law student.

Gemini- Happy Week!!! You deserved it; you got
it.
Capricorn- Calm yourself with the little things
because this week you will be spending a lot of time
on some big surprises.
Cancer- Be on guard for some overt hostility coming
your way. You may not deserve it, so stand up and
give it right back.

Some of the students found her to
be the most useful speaker
Pisces- There is something fishy in you life Pisces. If
because she told it like it is.
you
don't find out what it is, you'll be sushi this week.
She told about the six or seven
hours a night of studying; the
Aries- Go for it all this week. The stars say you'll
four inch thick textbooks; the
need for Black's Legal Dictionary
have unbelievable good luck.
to look up every other legal
term in a sentence and the need
Aquarius- Work a little harder Aquarius, you don't
to know -- not memorize -- laws
realize how much you can do if you put your mind to
and precedents.
it. The stars say you're wasting your life and can do
The
final
speaker
was
Michael Navin, the dean of
better.
Dickinson School of Law. He reemphasized what Fahmy said.
Sagittarius- Who died and made you boss? Gee,
He also added a basic look at
you
think you own the world and you know
what law schools look for (i.e.
everything. Even if you do, don't let anybody know.
GPA and LSAT scores).
He
pointed out that no particular
Nobody likes a know-it-all.
major is necessary for undergraduates to enter law school;
Virgo-This will be a complicated week Virgo. It may
you don't have to be a Political
start off good, but it will not end so well.
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of all -- choose something that
is challenging.
Following the final speaker,
both groups met in the CPA
lobby for lunch.
After the meal came the
-Mlnl-Concerl:
keynote speaker, The Honorable
J.
Harold
"Nick"
Flannery.
Judge Flannery is a Wilkes
-Novelly:
alumnus and a judge on the
Massachusetts
State
Superior
Court.
For more on Judge
-Films:
Flannery's address, see the highlights on page 5.
The entire program was the
brain child of and was coordinated by John Chwalek,
associate Dean of admissions.
Mr. Chwalek hopes that he can
enlarge these programs and make
them an annual event.

Wilk.es College Programming Board
Announces the following open.in.gs for
1988-1989 committee chairmen

dances, concerts,
large scale events, etc.
comedians, hypnotists,
lectures, magicians, etc.
Selecting latest and classic
movies, arranging film
festivals, etc.
Interes_ted.studen.ts may attend a
Prolframminf Boa.rd meeting, Thursdays,
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April 14, 1988

A night of jazz and comedy
by Lee Morrell
Once again the Programming Board has succeeded in
bringing to Wilkes some quality
entertainment. . Saturday night, a
CPA audience of over one
hundred people were treated to an
evening of fabulous entertainment from the "Nightsounds" of
Central City Nite Flite, and the
comedy of Earl Reed.
Central City Nite Flite, the
opening act, primed the audience
for the fast paced jabs of Reed.
They played three tunes and left
the audience wanting more. In
fact, even Reed was complimentary. "If I ever guest host
'The Late Show', I'm gonna bring
you guys on with me," · he
pledged to the band and the
crowd.
Reed's humor was fast and
furious as he went from item to
item on his "list." He found the
funniest things in every little
piece of life he could find. A
look at the first two minutes of
his performance will confirm
that. He went from wanting to
"hold hands and sing 'Kumbaya"'
to college ("I went to college, I
can prove it; I can do that thing
with the bottle cap!") to the
women in Iowa (" 1 out of 3
women in Iowa are ugly, so look
to the left and look to the right,
if either of those people are
beautiful, you're in trouble!") to
why women pee in groups and
finally to why they call bathrooms "restrooms" -- all this in a
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two minute span!
He also poked fun at TV
gameshows, commercials ("4 out
of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who
chew gum; who's the fifth dentist
that doesn't recomend sugarless?"), parents ("Parents are stupid.
For Halloween my Dad
wrapped us in tin-foil and called
us leftovers"), getting lost on
Public Square ("The Misfit of

Geometry, a round square"), cruising on Public Square ("I'm not
cruising,
I'm
lost!"),
toys,
Wilkes Security, the WilkesBarre/Scranton Airport ("It looks
like someones house."), karate,
Rap Music, The Station ("I don't
mind, but is it gonna move at
night."), SATs, movies, woman
at war, The Secret Recipe of
Kentucky Fried Chicken (MSG),
and Michelob Light ("Would two

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for him to tour as an
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recently for Debbie Gibsoo.
Despite the extreme
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hours), the entire crowd
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a beer?' Yes, if it's hot and it's
the last one!").
The show, however, would
not be complete without the antics of "The Designated Heckler,"
the everpresent Flounder. Once
again, Flounder added his two ce
. . . make that two dollars to the
show. As in the past, the comedian -- in this case Reed -- put
Flounder in his place and continued with the laughs.
The future looks quite bright
for Reed.
In the next few

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The first student art exhibit of the spring semester opened
in the Evans Hall Gallery. The work of Larry Kopenis has
display throughout the week and will be extended to a final S
night presentation between 7 and 9pm.
The show consists mostly of oil paintings with the exce
one piece, a violent triptych entitled "Washington," which is a
Upon sampling the paintings one will find a variety of subject
with portraits predominating. Yet, even these familiar thelDCI
somewhat disconcerting in their color, drawing or context An e
of the latter is a picture entitled "The Repast," in which Sh
appears in green room harshly illuminated by the lurid glare of a
lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. On the window sill !hen:
apple. Three moons occupy the purple night sky.
This type of anti-symbolism is mixed with other su
obviously taken from nature. The painting itself is consi
vigorous and colorful. It has what might be called a rough
The variety of approaches is continually challenging. In fac~ each
presents the viewer with a different question. It is answering to
questions that make the pictures come to life.

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way toward the cafeteria help?"
midday meal. While pasThe young man lifted his
ugh the lobby area of _eyes to us. Indeed, he had been
Learning Center, which weeping.
"You want to help?"
only referred to as the he asked. We nodded in unison.
ter lounge," I noticed a
"Have you got six hundred
figure sitting by his and
forty-five
dollars?"
He
in a darkened comer.
·sobbed uncontrollably.
' I wondered aloud,
We were puzzled. "Man," exis that character iJ1' the cor- claimed Ed, "get a grip on yourself."
"Tell us what ails you," I
oo not know," Ed replied,
begged.
appears as though he is
The
fellow
cleared
his
'
throat, lifted his head from his
did indeed appear as
lap, and momentarily regained
the shadowy figure was
his composure. It quickly escapsilently to himself. Beed him him as he exclaimed with
emen of good will, we
that we should see what a sob, ''I'VE BEEN TAGGED!"
With that he burst into tears
bling the lad. We aponce again. We were confused.
him.
I said. "Is
What was he talking about?
Ta ed. It did sound · ul.

yclred. bastam!

trol of himself, and we found out
"What are you trying to do?"
that his name was Ratty: Ratty
"Shh," said Ratty the Comthe Commuter. We, in turn, inmuter, "listen!"
traduced ourselves to him.
Suddenly we heard an appro"Ratty," I asked, "what did
aching sound,"Putt putt putt"
you mean when you said you
Ratty the Commuter began
were 'tagged'?"
to jump and shout, "Here he
Without saving a word, he
comes! Here he comes! Here he
rose from his seat and motioned comes!"
for us to follow him. He led us
"Who?" we asked.
out of Stark and down River
"It's . . .THE TAGMAN!"
Street. We followed him across
screamed Ratty, and he dove into
the street and down West River the bushes. We followed him.
Street behind Darte.
"Look, there he is," whis"Come with me behind these pered Ratty the Commuter.
bushes," said Ratty.
Ed and I peered through the
"Wait a second!" cried Ed. weeds to see a little man with a
''I'm not going behind no bushes helmet riding a motorcycle. he
with some guy called Ratty!"
was approaching a line of cars
"But he is going to show us parked along the side of the
what 'tagging' means," I argued. road.
Then I thought about what I had
"It's a cop," said Ed, being
just said.
very familiar with the likes.
Ed and I looked at each
"He's gonna tag! He's gonna tag!" gasped Ratty the
Commuter. "Here he gooooes!"
· With that, the little man
- shot from one end of the block
all the way down as far as the
This "special eYent," called a human eye could see, back just
Day of Programming happened as fast. He stood up. and looked
today in the Stark Lobby. at the long line of cars before
Students saw videos and heard him. Each one now had a small
recordings of performers for the white piece of paper tucked
up-coming semester.
Members neatly beneath the wiper blade.
Each car had been ticketed;
of the Programming Board were
each
car had been tagged. The
also available to answer any
questions students may have had little helmeted man then smiled a
smug little smirk. He turned to
concerning the organization.
The Programming Board is a mount his little mtorcycle.
Just then, Ratty the Comvery
worthwhile
organization
muter
snapped. He couldn't take
and has done a great deal for the
Wilkes
College
community. any more. He bolted out of the
Students returning next semester bushes and tackled the little
should take advantage of the man. He wrapped his hands ar events and entertainment the ound the little man's little neck.
"He's choking him down!"
Board has to offer . . . there is
more to do on this campus than hollered Ed.
"Take that, you relentless
students may realize.

Arrrrggghhh!" screamed
Ratty the Commuter.
By then, thousands of commuters had gathered around.
They cried with joy at the sight
of the little man getting his.
Finally, a parade of policemen, led by Mayor Namey, arrived on the scene. But it was
too late. The crowd of commuters cheered with glee.
THE
TAGMANWAS DEAD.
The crowd applauded as
Ratty the Commuter was taken
away in the squad car. He was a
hero. He had set them free. The
crowd began to diffuse. I looked
at Ed. He was visibly shaken by
what he had witnessed.
He looked at me. "Why are
you smiling?" he asked bewilderedly.
"Oh, no reason," I answered.
"You're strange," he replied,
oblivious to the fact that I was
once a commuter.

day of programming
t week comedian Earl
pleased the crowd at the
and the week before the
ing Board sponsored a
club style evening at the
with live entertainment
a rockabilly band, The

list of events sponsored
Programming Board goes
on. They have held at
event every week this
since the "Entre Nous"
on September 5 in the
gymnasium. By the end
1987-88 school year the
will have provided twentyiifferent events since the
year began. · The events
from films,
lecttures,
, dances,
concerts,
· , and a variety of oth. ment. This is quite a
for the ten or twelve studselect, organize, and
all of the events put on
Programming Board.
Wilkes College ProgramBoard was developed less
dree years ago primarily
the efforts of the Director
Sludent Activities,
Arny
, and two students, Eric
and Sandie Adams. It's
is to provide students
quality entertainment and
1:tivities. Students make
with agents and back all
Since the board's beginin 1985, the organization
lade tremendous progress
n's members expect a

future.
type of entertainment,
specific performers, are
by the student members
ocganization, who are also

responsible for negotiating all
contracts and organizing all
events.
"It's a real sense of
accomplishment _w e have after
each
show,"
said
Andrew
Morrell, the 1988 Board Chairman. "Everybody on the Board
puts a lot of time into our
work," he explained, "but we
have a great time doing it."
the members of the Programming Board have different reasons for their enthusiasm for the
organ1zuon.
Kim Evans, chairperson of the Board's publicity
committee, enjoys meeting the
many "up-and-coming" performers the Programming Board has
brought to Wilkes. She said that
Livingston Taylor was one of
the most interesting performers
she has met, along with comedian Wayne Cotter, · who has _.
appeared on The David Letterman
Show several times.
Sandie Adams, on the other
hand, simply enjoys being part
of it all. "It has become something of a habit," she said,
"once you are involved you can't
seem to give it up."
Arny
Wiedemer, who supervises all
Board activities, said she is
proud of what the members of
the organization have done for
the Wilkes community.
Unfortunately, many students at Wilkes are unaware of the
Programming Board's function,
and do not realize that membership is open to any students
interested.
Several members of
the Board will be leaving in May
due to graduation, and the
organization is in need of new
members to replace them.
To
help resolve this problem the
Programming Board planned a
special event to enable students
to learn more about the Board.

-----FLASH----PRESS RELEASE
In a game marred by a benchclearing premature victory celebration, the Fabulous Footlong
Hot Dogs with Kraut won for the
first time in the two-year history
of the franchise.
A fifth inning rally fueled
by homeruns blasted by Ed 'Tm
under control" Buonocore, Don
"Campus Leader" Semyon, and
Lee "Lady Killer" Morrell. The
Footlongs outscored · a pesky
Fighting Irish team by a score of

17-11
Asked to describe his feelings on this historic occasion,
player/coach Don Semyon quoted
the legendary Louis Tiant, exclaiming, "It's great to be with a
weiner!"

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Colonels sweep
Aggies reach 500

olf team places second

by Bill Kem

The 1988 Wilkes College Golf team: Row 1 (1-r); Robert McDonnell, Chris Gerber,
Harris, Scott Brady, Charlie Rome (co-captain), and Joe Mokay (co-captain). Row
Keith Kopec, John Pirich, Rob Cella, John Serafin, Ed Steve, and Jack Harrity.
from picture are Colin Mondero and Steve Kaminsky.
Monday, April 11, the golf team traveled to the Lehigh County Country Club to
pete in a quad-match with Muhlenberg, Upsala, and King's.
The Colonels came in
ond to Muhlenberg with a score of 447.
Low scorers for Wilkes were Scott Brady (87), Rob Cella (89), Chris Gerber (89),
in Mondero (90), and Joe Mokay (92).
The Colonels' next match is at 1:00 pm on Thursday at Irem Temple Country Club in
llas.
The Colonels will be competing against Moravian, Scranton, Ursinus, and

drew
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On

The
Wilkes
College
Colonels' baseball team reached
the .500 mark for the first time
this season by sweeping the
Delaware Valley College Aggies.
Rob Pietrzyk and Bill
Harries were the big guns for the
Colonels. Pietrzyk hit two homeruns on the day, while Harries
went 5 for 5, with five runs
batted in.
Bill Evanina raised
his record to 2-1 as -the Colonels
went on to win the first game by
a score of 11-1.
In the second game the
Colonels received great efforts
from Nelson Cantor, who went 2
for 4 with three RBI's, and Eric
Price hit a big three run homerun
in leading the Colonels to a 137 victory.
Brian Josefowicz
recorded his first victory of the
year
with Jamie Brasington
recording the save.
Since coming back from
spring-break, the Colonels have
won five out of their last seven.
One of the main reasons for the
Colonels .winning ways is Senior
southpaw
Tom
Salzberg.
Salzberg, the Docter K of the
MAC, has been putting up
impressive numbers this season
for Coach Jerry Bavitz. In last
Tuesday's sweep over Albright,

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In last Thursday's cold and
rain the Lady Colonels tennis
~ team took on the Lady Monarchs
O~ of King's at Kirby Park. Wilkes
2~ defeated King's 6-3. On Saturday
1§ the Lady Colonels traveled to
2~ Huntingdon to meet Juniata.
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Amy
Schukis,
Carolyn
Hazelhurst and stacey symecko
all recorded singles victories for
Wilkes.
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and Opeka once again teamed up
and
achieved
a
victory.
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won in doubles competition.
The Lady Colonels next
play at home on Tuesday, April
26, against Susquehanna. Match
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had the lone hit for the Lady
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Marywood was Lori Schlauch,
winner of Game One.
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game of this doubleheader, pitching a one-hitter and blanking the
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leading the Colonels to a 10-2
victory over the Lions. Harries
and Cantor were the big bat's for
the Colonels. Harries hit a pair
of two-run homers and Cantor
went 3 for 5 on the day.
In the second game the
Colonels had to play catch-up as
Albright jumped out to a 6-2
lead. But th,u1ks to homeruns by
Pietrzyk and Price, the Colonels
were able to post an 8-7 victory
over Albright. Ken Chakon got
the victory with Salzberg recording the save.
The Colonels began the
week with an impressive 12-4
victory
over
Muehlenburg
College.
Salzberg recorded
seven strike-outs in raising his
record to 3-0. Cantor once again
had the big bat for the Colonels,
going 2 for 4 and knocking in
four runs.
The Colonels will host
Keystone Junior College Thursday in an exhibition match.
Probable starter will be Jack
Davis. On Saturday the Colonels
will host Elizabethtown in a big
MAC Northwest division game.
Look for the Colonels to throw
Salzberg and Evanina. Game time
is 1 p.m. so come out and
support the Colonels, the team
would appreciate the fans.

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Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No.22

18766

Colonel of
the Week

Mistakes costly for
Lady Colonels
by Kathy Harris
Numbers can be deceiving.
Although the Lady Colonels'
softball team's record stands at 44, Coach Dave Martin says that
the team could have easily been
7-1 had it not been for mistakes
at crucial times.
Excellent
performances have been given
by Jen Bodnar, Erika Oswald and
Melissa Kennedy in these early
games.
If these early performances are any indication of the
upcoming games, the rest of the
season looks bright. The Lady
Colonels' MAC record stands at 20. Their next game is on the
read at Susquehanna for a doubleheader on Saturday.
GAME ONE
Wilkes
13
King's
1
Bodnar threw a three-hitter
in the first game rout of King's.
She had two strikeouts and one
walk. Michelle Toth went 3 for
4 and drove in four runs, while
Kennedy drove in three runs and
Kelli Wandel had three hits.
Losing pitcher for King's was
Diane Ratchko, who, along with
reliever Bonnie Overdorf, gave
up ten hits and walked seven.
GAME TWO

King's
12
Wilkes
8
In the nightcap of the
doubleheader, King's beat the
Lady Colonels behind the hitting
of Elyse Fetchko, who went 3
for 3. Oswald went 2 for 3 and
hit a grand slam in the fourth,
which proved to be Wilkes' big
inning. At that point, the score
was 8-3, with Wilkes in the lead.
Bodnar showed that pitching is
not her only talent by going 3
for 3, while Jill McGuire went 2
for 3.
Losing pitcher for the
Lady
Colonels
was
Kim
Skrepenak, who allowed eight
runs and four hits in 4 213
mnmgs.
Oswald
relieved
Skrepenak in the fifth. Winning
pitcher for King's was Bonnie
Overdorf, who allowed ten hits
and struck out three.
GAME ONE

Wilkes
Juniata

6
2

In the opener of this
doubleheader, Bodnar once again
gave an excellent pitching performance by giving up two runs,
only one of which was earned,
and striking out three over seven
innings. Oswald drove in three

hits, four earned
walking five.
GAME ONE
Marywood
Wilkes
Wilkes made

Second basemen Jill McGuire fields the ball as Michelle Toi
_to back her up.

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doubleheader.
Colonels had three
first, giving Marywood
lead. In the second,
hit a triple which drove
home. Michelle Ga
singled which drove
Skrepenak, which tioo
at 2-2. Marywood re
lead in the third on
GAME TWO
Wilkes error and do
Wilkes
5 ,
winnin&amp;. pitcher Lori
Juniata
1
In the second game of the and Nancy Neary.
doubleheader, Skrepenak picked pitcher for the Lady
up the win for the Lady Colonels was Bodnar, who gave
by striking out four
and earned run and four hilS
allowing only two hits over 4 innings.
213 innings.
Bodnar relieved ·
GAME TWO
Skrepenak late in the fifth and
Marywood
got the save by giving up only
Wilkes
Marywood jumped
two hits and striking out two.
Oswald drove in two, while lead in the first, but
Miller went 2 for 2 and Kennedy have to wait four mm
scored a run and went 2 for 3. for their
Bradley was once again got the
loss for Juniata, giving up eight

in the third inning on a double.
Angie Miller singled in the
second, which then turned into a
three-base
error,
on
which
Oswald
and
Miller
scored.
Losing pitcher for Juniata was
Bradley, who, over six innings,
gave up two earned runs and four
hits while striking out one.

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Jr., an associate justice
Massachusetts Superior
will serve as keynote
for a pre-law seminar to
by Wilkes College,
, April 7, on campus.
1955 graduate of Wilkes,
will address $Orne 65
oo the topic of "Law and
at the Dorothy Dickson
Center for the Performing
Included in that number are
College and high school
interested in pursuing
ers as well as area high
newspaper editors and facisors.
o separate programs--one
h group--will be held
ut the morning before
· delivers his address to
taking part in the day's
In addition, Flannery
to the general student
11 lO am and the faculty at
. Rebecca Jordan and Dr.
H. Natzke, co-chairpersons
Pre-Law Advisory Comat Wilkes, will act as mas• ceremonies for the pre-

CPA

April 7, 1988

Last drive to be held

Those participating in this
program will hear four different
speakers. Attorney Gene R&lt;;&gt;th, a.
member of the firm of Rosenn,
Jenkins, and Greenwald, will
begin by focusing on "Opportunities in the Field of Law."
Dean of Dickinson Law School
PLEASE
Michael
Navin
will . follow,
♦ GIYE
speaking about "How to Get into
BLOOD!
Law School and Stay in Law
School."
"My Experiences as a First
Year Law Student" will then be
the topic of a speech by Ms.
Randa
Fahmy
who
attends
•
Georgetown University. Finally,
Wilkes College Vice President of
Academic Affairs Dr. George
Waldner will discuss pre-law
advisement at the school.
Highlighting
the
seminar
for
high
school
newspaper
editors are Mr. James Clark and
I
Mr. Dale Duncan. Editor of The
Shown
above:
Christopher
Fox,
president;
Andy
Kolojejchick,
treasurer;
Sandie
Adams,
Billow, the Ocean City High
School newspaper, · Clark plans Wilkes-Barre blood drop; Jeff Gerosky, vice-president; Michelle Dominick, secretary
by Mary Supey
Drop" of ·wilkes Colleg~. M.E. In addition to blood donors (for
to comment on "Social Concerns
N.C.
was the most "giving" of those of you who are able to
of High School Students." MeanWilkes will hold its final all campus clubs, reaching 90% give) volunteers are needed to
while, Duncan, the publisher of
annual bloodmobile on Thursday of its assigned pledges in the work the drive. You can volThe Times Leader, will speak of
April 14 from 10 am to 4 pm. February drive. Pictured above are unteer by calling the Health Serthose elements which constitutea
The
February successfully yielded M.E.N.C. officers.
vice Center at 4734. Follow the
quality high school newspaper.
158 units of life-giving blood.
The Health Service Cente~ in- red balloons from the YMCA to
Music Educators National Confer- vites your participation as we try the First Pres-byterian Church.
ence along with tlle "Blood to achieve our goal of 175 units.

renews school spirit

following
was
heartened to hear the good news
in
memorandum
about Wilkes comunicated to
by
Christopher
teachers and students in schools
Wilkes President.

as far away as Connecticut and
only
way we could Virginia. To Bernie Vinorvrski
inproved upon the wonder- and his staff, to all the faculty
successful Visitation Day who have participated actively in
be to have had the recruiting tllis year, and to the
dron in bloom. The 650 excellent student guides who
and families who came interpret the College and reflect
at Wilkes found a cam- its strengths, I want to give my
lovely shape as a result of thanks and tllat of all who are
work of our Facilities working to make a more and
ent personnel.
They more vibrant Wilkes.
faculty members from
As I near the end of four
department ready to help years at Wilkes, one feature that
consider the opportun- strikes me is the evidence, in
11 Wilkes in every major. every direction, of individual
issions staff helped mob- faculty members recomm1tung
u campus's best resources themselves to tlleir own profest Wilkes to prospective sional development and of departand their families with ments who, singly and together,
and clarity.
are refining curricula to meet
!&amp;I extensive conversations more fully tlle needs of students.
several families and was As we watch for the recommend-

ations from the Core Curriculum
Committee, we see a movement
towards a new statement about
the purpose and strength of a
liberal arts education for students
in every field. From my vantage
point, teaching a section of thenew History 101 course which
has been totally redesigned by
the deaprtment, I am excited by
the response of students to the
materials we have chosen to teach.
The thought and writings
of Plato, Aristotle, Confucius,
Buddha, and Jesus deal with
issues of ~lues and ethics that
are immediately relevant to the
lives of students. While I have
not taught in any of the oilier
newly designed core courses
emerging in our curriculum, I am
heartened by tlle strengtll of this
new effort in my departemtn as a
symptom of what is happening
across campus.

The excavation for the new
Sports and Conference Center
makes us realize that tllis longtalked-about project is really
underway.
By tlle time this
semester ends, we should begin
seeing the new structure rising
on the site of the old gym. I
continue to beleive that this
building will provide a -..lVhole
new sense of Wilkes, befitting
the quality of human effort that
has long been our legacy. With
regard to public comments about
the financial risks involved, I
would report that the capital campaign is indeed ahead of its projections at this stage in the campaign, according to our Marts &amp;
Lundy consultants.
The Board
and staff committee working on
the campaign under the leadership of Tom Hadzor is in high
gear, and we have every reason
to be optimistic about raising

salaries

and

student

financial

Continued on p. 4

�April 7, 1988

PAGE1WO

A pawn in their

Editorial

A college of our ambition Watching
When I picked up the President's memo this week, I could only sit back and admrre the pretty
phrases and glittering reassurances that he passed along to the Wilkes ·college ~?mmuni_~ - That
is where the admiration ended. Throughout the memo, I searched for one defimuve dec1s1on, one
open, frank, and honest declaration of what the future of Wilkes College looks like, or what might
be in store for the College in the coming year.
.
What I found instead was merely a reiteration of what Breiseth !)as been saymg all along,
although perhaps not always so directly: the image of Wilkes College is growing by leaps and
bounds, and everything we do, every change we make, pushes us further and further up the ladder of
success.
The message is perhaps not quite so blatant as I have s_tated it, bu~ it is there_. It _is, ho_wever,
cloaked in that sense of community that is supposed to bnng the entrre school m lme with the
thoughts of the President. In the memo (which is reprinted on the front page) ' the Presid~nt
"tackles" every major issue that may have been nagging you, nibbling at the back of your m~nd
since September, and if you happen to make it through the four pages, you come away fe~lmg
strangely unfulfilled. Rightfully so. This memo may ostensibly see~ to answer your questions.
It is, in fact, nothing more than the President's reassurance--more to hlffiself than to any members
of the College--about major issues. There are reassurances about rising enrollment, reassurances
about the gym and its financing, reassurances about university status, reassurances about faculty
salary, reassurances about the budget. We are reassured to death in lhis memo.
The reassurance begins in full force with the main issues of this semester--the gym and
university status. The gym/Sports and Conference Center is a perfect example. The Pres_ident
writes, "I continue to believe that this building will provide a whole new sense of Wilkes,
befitting the quality of human effort that has long been our legacy." And all this time you
thought that all the new gym meant was a better place to play basketball and hold dances. No,
no, the gym is going to give us a sense of ourselves as a college--a sense that "befits". us. Not
only has the gym been touted as an important new building, but it has now been raised to a
monument of our "collegeness." Something about this logic is faulty.
And if this wonderful new building is going to give us a "whole new sense of Wilkes," why
would we even consider changing our status from college to univeristy, another issue that the
President manages to whitewash ·his way through during the course of the memo.
Breiseth
insinuates in an aside that Wilkes, if it does apply, would almost certainly be accepted for
university status. Essentially, the President reduces the change to university status as a way to
"convey the richness of the Wilkes curricula and the wide variety of options at both. the
undergraduate and graduate levels." This in ar,d of itself isn't so hideous, but when the President
continues on to write that the university status "would strengthen us to carry out this mission of
service" we can almst believe that there is no other decent reason for changing the status except
for that very same word status. Our "mission of service," whatever that ambiguous phrase may
mean, is not going to be strengthened by a change in name, not unless this change in name _is
preceded or followed by changes in the curricula, in the manner in which the College is run, and m
the overall attitude here at the school.
But all of this is elementary. The President wants the College to be a university. The
President supported the construction of a bell tower; there was oppostion. The bell tower stands.
The President wanted a gym; the community has been against it. The gym is under construction.
Why should university status be any different? We can debate about the issue all we want. The
point, as far as I am concerned, is moot.
I suggest only that you read the memo for yourself. Read about the "major committrnent" the
Board is making to enahance salaries for faculty . Read about the monumental decision that must
be made as to university status. Read about the "sure-thing" financing for the gym . Read, quite
briefly, about faculty merit raises (perhaps the best kept secret on campus). Then wait and see-will Wilkes College stop hiring ten adjuncts to every one full time professor? Will Wilkes
College become Wilkes University? Will our professors still be evaluated by what is proving
more and more to be a· faulty system? Will the gym ever have all of the promised features?
Perhaps the line that sums the ludicrousness of the memo best is used in the context of
bringing students to Wilkes from a broader geographical area: "This in tum will enhance our
capacity to improve our physical plant and to provide the kind of salary and financial aid su~port
that is crucial for a college of our ambition (my italics)."
Throughout the memo, the President
turns such phrases as "sense of Wilkes" "strong and vital Wilkes" "vibrant Wilkes" "struggle to
defme Wilkes." The only thing the President has managed to define is what some of us knew all
along: the essence of Wilkes College isn't any of the glowing generalities that are thrown so
casually around campus. Ambition, mixed with just the tiniest bit of status and image, is what
seems to drive the powers that be here, instead of genuine concern. It seems to me that the
defining process--the self-study, if you will--is far from over.

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by M. E. Evers
It's spring, and a young
Beacon
columnist's fancy turns
to thoughts of . . . . Well, to be
honest, I don't know what they
tum to. I do know what they
don't tum to---column topics.
Which is why this Tuesday, like
every Tuesday, saw me wandering
into The Beacon 's palatial abode
on the third floor of the Student
Center in search of someone
with an idea for me.
I was greeeted with a
cheerful, "Oh, no, it's you
again," and made my usual
weekly plea, "Hey, you got
anything for me to write?"
One of my cigar-chomping
colleagues tossed me a pack of
papers.
"Here. Read this; no
one else wants to. See what you
can do with it. You might even
find something to write about in
it."

I grabbed it excitedly and
trotted off to my Macintosh.
Official-looking
stationery.
President's signature.
Oh, no.
Gonna be boring, I thought.

Instead, I fouoo
chuckling as l read
four-page memo--the
annual report on the
College.
My
fellow
especially the cigar
one, thought I was
the memo really was funny
Or at least the
was. It was, to ~
monument to burea
was, to be sure, a
abomination.
Let's start with ~
particularly egregious
flowery languague
pun):
"Waiting
Rhododendron to Bloom.'
rhododendrons
mentioned twice--in
sentence, and in the las!.
appear to be an
"jazzing up" the memo,
rest of it has nothing IO
horticulture. And an
rhododendron? Why net
trees? Wilkes' cherry

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es-Barre is a growing
h year, more people are
to this locale in NorthPennsylvania beca"'use of
cost of living, healthy
ent, low crime rate,
programs and other
conditions.
use of its growing
, Wilkes-Barre
is
in a trap. Wilkes College
in the center of that
What kind of trap? The
e parking trap that
have been complaining
for years. . It is getting
·vely worse.
people decide to find
nt,
attend
school,
church or shop "downthey have two options.
one is to find a nearby
facility at an affordable
Since not everyone lives or
to live within walking
from the center of town,
who do not must find
uansportation.
otake a taxi is costly and
a bus is not always
Those commuting .
JX)rtions of Nanticoke,
· top, Hazleton, Pittston,

after all.
symbolic value to rhodothat I'm missing? Or
President think "cherry
m just too easy to spell?
to the memo itself!
some examples of the
ifenses (in the order that
,)
memo speaks of student
who "interpret"
the
Gorbachev needs an
. The Shah of Iran, if
wanted to speak to him,
need an interpreter. This
unless it has been lifted
transported, bag and
, to Brazil, does not
111 interpreter.
This
~ language suggests it may

Ber,r Creek, Dallas and oiher
outl ying areas cannot ni\\'ay;.;
\':a:t on the nearest corner for the
bus to take them into WilkesBarre. In fact, the Williams bus
line, which makes three runs
daily, is the only rcliabk
transportation service to and
from Mountaintop aside from
calling a taxi or getting a ride
from a friend.
Besides, few
people feel comfortable using
public transportation
they
want tht;ir own car.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
But, when thousands
of vehicles are jamming the
streets and parking lots, parking
becomes a definite problem.
Now the city must admit it has a
problem.
Wilkes-Barre is in a
bind.
The
city
council,
scorecwners and
entertainment
places want people to come to
town to bring money into the
city. People flock to places like
the F.M. Kirby Center, Wilkes
and Kings' Colleges, Boscov's
and the Station in the "Valley
with a Heart" seeking fun or
education.
When the large
crowds finally come~ iate arrivers
complain and grumble because
they - always have trouble finding
adequate parking nearby.
Will
ticketing
all
the
improperly parked vehicles induce people to take more caution

when parking their vehicles? In
a convenience-oriented s0ciety
where most people want to go,
get what they want and leave, the
city may be asking too much.
Most of the same people who are
ticketed over and over simply
don't care if they get a ticket or
not.
No matter how many
tickets are issued, there will still
be illegal parkers because there
just isn't enough room to park.

As long as there are people,
there will be problems.
How will increased ticketing
affect Wilkes? At a school like
Wilkes, to which people travel
from some distance for an
education, there will always be
some people who park wherever
they can to run to lJ. 9 o'clock
class.
As more people are attracted
to the college, more guests and

need an English instructor or
two, but it doesn't need an
interpreter.
Next, how do you feel about
the phrase "a more and more
vibrant Wilkes?"
Makes me
think
of
laundry
detergent.
Doesn't Tide promise more
vibrant colors and whiter whites?
Even though I think the College
sometimes
white-washes
the
truth, · I never thought they'd
admit it as plainly as this!
See if you can . find the
problem in the next sample:
"The excavation for the new
Sports and Conference Center
makes us realize that this long
talked-about project is really
underway." No shit. I thought
the excavation was really a
moon crater, and the vehicles
were moon vehicles.
Do you

mean they started construction?
I didn't realize until I read this
memo. How unobservant of me.
Page four of the memo
boasts a veritable plethora of
ugly usages.
Did you know
that Wilkes is a small- to
medium- size university? Does
that make Penn a "family size"
university?
Is Penn State a
"giant size" university?
What
about Harvard? "Econo-buy?"
(The
laundry
metaphors,
you'll notice, are abundant in
this l!lemo. I think I'm on to
something here!)
The President states that he
finds a certain perspective on
education
"increasingly
compelling."
I find this statement
increasingly confusing.
Is it
just me, or does it sound like
he's comparing higher education

to a Stephen King novel?
What about the phrase
"personally immersed in the
issues of the reform of teaching"? Swimming pools you can
be immersed in--personally or
otherwise. Likewise bathtubs or
vats of jello. But issues? Not
unle:;s you're sitting in a mass of
shredded memos on said issues.
Finally,
what
are
"disci;-:&gt;linary majors"?
Every
time i tried to puzzle this out, I
cou!c:. only come up with an
im2&lt;;,, either of a child being
spt~ ·'·:,::d or of something out of
a,~ .:i ..1 M flick. "Wanda Whips
V:i'~:,::s," anyone?
Th,,t's it. I'm sure I could
find more if I read through it
again, but I'm already laughing
so hard I'm crying.
And for thos~of201!....who

think I'm just quibbling with
language, think about this: the
President states that his feeling "
. . . has been that the change in
title
[from
College
to
University] would strengthen us
to carry out this mission oI
service." So if three little extra
letters can effect such a great
change in Wilkes' ability to
serve its students, doesn't it
stand .to reason that these little
"language
abominations"
can
affect Wilkes' image drastically?
So you see, I'm not quibbling.
I'm helping the College polish
its image. Really.
But you'll have to excuse
me; I've got to go. I'm going to
find some rhododendron and wait
for them to bloom.

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attractiveness
of Wilkes
to
prospective students from a broadContinued from p. 1
er geographical area. this in turn
will enahnce our capacity to
assistance.
improve our physical plant and
The bond to ' provide the
to provide the kind of salary and
bridge financing to ~omplete confinancial aid support that is
struction is one that. we may be
crucial for a college of our
able to pay off early to minambition.
imize the amount of interest on
In front of us over the next
this borrowed money. If we are
several weeks is a significant
able to do this, and all signs
public debate about whether Wilindicate we should be. able to,
kes ought to apply for university
this will be the most efficiently
status. Since we have been
funded major building project in
quietly informed by authoritative
the history of the College. I
sources that an application would
would .reiterate the importance of
almost assuredly successful, the
the Board's support · in having
real question is for those of us at
made this project a reality.
Wil}c.~s -: students, the fac~ty.
Their commitment to a strong admmistratmn, and trustees, with
the opinion of our alumni also
and vital Wilkes grow as monthin hand--to decide whatever this
ly and should be a source of optimism to all of us. Indeed, there
is a wise alteration for Wilkes.
The Academic Affairs Cabinet
ares ome equiptment needs not
currently in the project until we
has looked at the issue with care
raise sufficient funds, but our
as is the Long-Range Planning
Committee at present. Individual
planning includes the securing of
those funds in a timely manner
schools and departments have
that will allow the completed · been discussing the issue for
weeks, months, or-years. I want
building with all the necessary
equipment by the fall of 1989.
to make my own relationship to
this debate clear before we reach
The essentials should be ready
for our occupancy of the building · the decisive moments on the
question. ever since the mission
by January 1989.
task force in 1984-85 struggled
The capital campaign has
to define Wilkes, I have been
now raised nearly $5.2 million
aware of the importance of the
towards its $8 million objective
option to change our desgnation
and over $11.5 million towards
from college to university.
I
the $1~ million comprehensive
also have been aware that there
objective.
The Board at its
are negatives in taking this step.
recent meeting authorized a
After
the
intial
flurry
of
budget for fiscal 1989 that
discussion in which we seemed
makes a major" commitment to
to be moving towards that
enahnce salaries for faculty.
change in 1985-86, we pulled
Based upon a relatively careful
back to let the issue gestate.
and conservative enrollment proThis past year as we began
jection, this commitment looks
looking towards our self-study
to be not only well intentioned
and at the impact of the new
but prudent as the signs of a
administrative organization on
most successful recruiting season
the general definition of the
begin to emerge. As our teaminstitution and its marketing to
work improves, I think there
prospective students, the issue of
will be an improved sense of
a university status returned to
how each of our efforts to supcenter stage.
We defined a
port student learning to strengthprocess by which all major
en performance, and to make our
constituencies would consider the
individual programs even more
question this last fall without .
disitnguished will increase the

Renews spirit

April 7, 1988
determining a firm timetable for
to the Board.
Subsequently, as a result of a
very informative meetin~ with
Dr. Robert Kirkwood, the Executive Director of the Comm1ss1on on Higher Education of
the Middle States association, I
have . been persuaded thast we
should not spend undue time on
this question nor should we allow it to drive our self-study.
While the issue is of symbolic
importance
and
will
have
consequences now whichever way
we decide, Dr. Kirlcwood urged us
to resolve the issue one way or
the other and get on with the
self-study.
He did not take a
position on university status nor
even hintat his advice on what
we should do in that regard.
He made these suggestions to
a group of trustees and the generally favorable response to his
presentation made me conclude
that we had everything to gain in
discussing this issue this spring
and bridging any recommendation that comes out of these
discussions to the May 12-13
Board meetings.
That is the
timetable we are now working
on, and I have had extensive
discussion with Bill Stine as well
as with George Waldner and
others of the administrative team
to carry out the discussion over
the next month and a half.
. Let me be quite personal. I
have been persuaded for some
time that the advantages of
making this change of status
outweigh the disadvantages. As
we struggle to convey the richness of the Wilkes curricula and
the wide variety of options at
both the
undergraduate and
graduate levels for students a
Wilkes, my inclination has been
to see what the word university
in the context of Pennsylvania
higher education would more
effectively convey the Wilkes
that actually exists than our
present appellation of college.
Moreover, in our role as a major
institution of l:tigher education

serving the Wyoming Valley and status becomes
Northeastern Pennsylvania, the alternative. I I
label university as well as the the public disc
reality of our ever~growing matter with in
programs responsive
to the group discussion
region's needs has seemed to involvement
offer a genuine advantage. The meetings upo
role that Wilkes is playing look at this
among the institutions of higher closely. From
learning in all of Northeastern of the evolv'
Pennsylvania from my perspect- system, I
ive is second to none, and in- significant issue f&lt;r Iba
sofar as the term university says to share in defing as wt
something about the
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rehensiveness of responsibility fF=======
and of leadership, my feeling h:is
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importance that we should make
7:30-9:00 pm
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emerges.
Indeed, the challenge
Tickets will be
of the debate ahead is a kind of
updating of our discussions of Tuesday and Tb
m1ss10n. I am comfortable with in Stark Learnin1
They
will
a vote of the faculty by way of
available
advice on this crucial question,
but I am even more desirous of Thursday
seeing a full candid debate on the Hall.
pros and cons of this interesting
question. The debate is a time
for us to talk to each other about
how best to capture and characterize the institution as it is today
and as it will be in the next
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word in the lexicon of American
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"college." Indeed, some of the
most prestigious institutions in
the Ivy League maintain it as a
badge of their superiority. And
if it is the sense of our community that tins tradition is the
one we are most strengthened by,"
I for one am ready to reconsider
the change of status. if on the
other hand we look at the breadth
and comprehensiveness of our
programs and feel that we are
not only within the liberal arts
tradition but also play the
broader role of a small- to
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Stark Learning Center, a
m four-story building on
Wilkes College campus, was
ooly bombed by a tall,
n, iurry terrorist after being
ized by "a bunch of hoods" early Sunday morning ac. g to Dorothy Nose, a local
nt

Nose told police she had
searching for her Easter
et at 9 am when she spied
suspect sneaking out of her
e through the back door.
The suspect allegedly headed
d the back entrance of Stark
ing Center toting Nose's
et with a large egg in it.
said she followed the furry
ure at a distance and thought
heard a ticking noise coming
the egg.
Nose then took cover in
y shrubbery while watching
suspect known as "Peter
ntail" join a gang of
n:yclists. Nose said she saw
biggest member of the gang,
fat man with ·a red coat and
boots known as "Santa
," mount a Harley sled with
Elf, 26, in the passenger
ent.
She said Claus
up the side ramp of Stark on
cycle and crashed through a
door entrance. When she.
them enter the building, she
kl phone the police. ·

When police arrived at the
scene with the bomb squad, they
found a trail of broken glass leading to the motorcycle gang. Before reaching the gang members,
they found security guards who
had been gassed lying at the foot
of the front desk and tied to
chairs in Stark lobby.
Elf,
Claus,
Cottontail and
other
members of the gang were found
sitting on the floor of the
Sordoni Art Gallery drinking
alcoholic beverages.
Members
refused to comment on the
situation as they were led out of
the building.
Joe
Cool,
a
freshman
engineering student, and a crew
of college students clad in
colorful outfits were found on the
second floor of Stark by born!)
squad officials and were hurriedly
escorted out of the building.
Cool told police and reporters
that he was in the building
because he wanted to perform a Rescue squad searches through rubble with bulldozers for survivor
laser-light show for the students squeeze my shoulders ·through the am, shortly after Elliot and Nose was in no condition to anwho were stuck on campus over hole, but I grabbed that rabbit bomb _squad members evacuated, swer further questions. After
break and didn't know anything by the scruff of his neck and leaving a mass of rubble where telling her story once to police,
about a bomb in the building.
.pulled him out I dragged him Stark was previously located. As she suffered from a nervous
· Detective Chris Elliot said outside and tried to get him to far as officials know, no one was breakdown.
Meanwhile, the deans are
he went into the basement of talk, but he just showed me a in the building at the time of the
meeting
with the president's
Stark to search for anything
timer with a digital display. I explosion and no one was injured
.council to discuss where hundreds
suspicious. When he reached the
saw that there were only 20 as a result of the explosion.
main hallway, he saw Cottontail
seconds left on the clock so I
Gang members and students of students who previously had
burrowing his way into a hole in · yelled for everyone to evacuate found at the scene are being held classes in Stark will be going
the ventilation system.
the building immediately."
for further questioning pending for the rest of the semester.
Elliot said, "I couldn't even
'The bomb exploded at 10:15
the trial.
According to police,

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t d t :
ickering renovation surprises s u en s.
by Patty O'Fumiture
Pickering •Hall underwent
y changes during Spring
On Friday evening,
h 25, as soon as most of
students cleared out of the
dence hall, the work began.
getically,
and
enthusiasy, the workers worked until
Saturday morning. The en• building wa!l cleaned and
eled, and miraculously, all
bugs and mice were exter. ted.
began in the
the building with
ms and dust rags and polthe floor until it was

shining.
All the spider webs
were removed, and they repainted the walls a lovely shade of
blue. While the paint was drying, they replaced all the old
washers and dryers with brand
new Westinghouse models. The
walls were then decorated with
original
Monet
and
Renoir
prints. Mark Allen, director of
residence life, strongly suggested
that the budget be extended to
purchase a wide screen television
for the tv room with a VCR and
a two month introductory membership to Video World.
The workmen moved from
the basement up to the first, second and third floc,rs. Whirl-

pools and bars (for students of
legal age) were built into each
bathroom in the dorm. The so
called "pit0 in the middle of the
dorm was stocked with 16
pinball machines, and each floor
had brand new jukeboxes installed. A large trampoline was
placed in the bottom of the
"PIT" so that students have a
chance to jump around any time
they want. The bathrooms were
all cleaned with Mister Clean,
and when the cleaning was done,
the tiles sparkled. The rugs in
every room of the dorm were
taken up and replaced with new
plush carpet.
On Saturday morning exterm-

In this issue:
Green-Away program
•
gets underway
inators arrived, pesticide and rat

poisoning in hand. The poison
was placed in remote comers on
every floor, and pesticides were
sprayed (although not everywhere because it wasn't necessary).
The finished product was a
wonderful surprise for returning
students.
When interviewed,
S.L. Imeball, a senior art major
from Newark, New Jersey, said
that he wasn't surprised that
Wilkes made such changes. "I
know Wilkes really cares about
the students that attend.
They
are c'.1ways ready and willing to
spend money when the good of
the students is concerned."

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"Rocky 99" hits screen •

• The Fabulous Skylark
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�Green-Away a green Ii ght
by Mona Lott

The
construction
of
a
fishpond and wishing well are
part of Wilkes College's recently
initiated Green-Away Program.
By 1994, if the comprehensive,
ongoing project proceeds as
planned,
the
entire
campus
should be covered by concrett:,
macadam, or asphalt.
By getting rid of all grassy
areas, as well as trees, shrubs,
and flower beds, the cost of
maintaining the grounds will be
greatly reduced.
Additional
benefits to the College are
severalfold. The college will no
longer play host to insects such
as bees and ladybugs, thereby
reducing the risk of painful
stings or bites to students.
Additionally, students will be
submerged in an atmos phere
conducive to modem learning
without the distraction of such
staples of nature as plants and
animals. Squirrel traps and high
voltage bird zappers will keep
these
annoying
pests
from
entering the concrete sanctity of
the campus.
The fishpond will be located
in the empty lot between the
belltower and South Street.
It
will measure 6 yards across at its
greatest breadth, and will gently
slope to 5 feet at its deepest
point.
The elliptical pool will
be bordered by a broad stone
walkway so that people may
stroll around it's
perimeter.
Floodlights will be installed for
the protection of those who wish
to strcll at night. The pond will
be stocked with vinyl , all-

weather fish that are "attractive dean of student affairs. A change
to look at and easy to care for," • machine will be located near the
according to project director, I. well so that students may
. Kutchakokoff.
"In fact, since convert $1 or $5 bills into
the fish are fake, all that needs change in order to make utilising
to be done is anchor them to the the well easier. The fully
well
will
accept
bottom and clean the sludge off automated
quarters, much like a vending
of them every few months."
The wishing well is the machine, and provide a recorded
result of a generous bequest by splash when /4l coin is inserted as
The
alumnus
Harold "Pudd'nhead" if it were hitting water.
Dingleberry. Dingleberry was a person will then have thirtymember of the Wilkes class of seconds during which he may
'58, who requested that such a make his wish silently, at the
structure be built in his honor at end of which the machine will
the time of his death.
"He sound a short melody signaling
kicked
the
bucket
at
a the wish has been "heard." "It's
remarkably fortunate time for the all very therapeutic," says LampeCollege,"
said
Merriwether Groh.
Huffenpuff, director of bequests,
Although the prospect of
gross monetary gifts, and illicit digging an actual well was
grafting/tax evasion,
"[The discussed, the Board of Trustees
College] was in the process of decided against doing anything
looking for funds to begin the which could be perceived overtly
Green-Away project, and with his or indirectly as "surreptitious"
gift we're well ahead of our behavior on the part of this
projected goal for this fiscal institution.
period."
In fact, funds were allocated
Project director for the for the creation of a special
wishing well is famed New York image committee which recently
mod artist, Lotta Laffs.
The held
its
first
meeting
on
structure will be ten feet high, Weckesser lawn (soon to be
consisting of a fiberglass faux Weckesser patio). The group is
brick well wall topped by a wood- in charge of assu~g that a
look formica canopy. The well pos1uve image is presented to
will be in "traditional" style. It the public. during each of the
will be located between Chase College's erections.
and Kirby halls. The entire lot
"Progress is the key word,"
will be paved over to provide said President Christopher N.
smooth access to the well from Breiseth in a recent public
every direction.
relations-edited
press
release.
"The wishing well will be a "Wilkes
is
fulfilling
its
positive outlet for student stress commitment to students and the
which will also generate income community
by
providing
for the Wilkes Green-Away modem,
aesthetic additions to
Fund," says Jane Lampe-Groh, the campus. I believe that both

I've seen the light: Wilkes
by M. E. Evers
Yes, brothers and sisters!
Yes,
friends,
family,
and
significant others!
Yes, all de
little chillun of Ge world! I have
seen the light! I have seen the
light and it -was revealed to me
while I was reading a National
Enquirer
article about Jimmy
Swaggart!
And the light said to me,
"M. E., M. E., repent your evil
ways! Repent your evil thoughts
about the belltqwer! Repent all
the nasty things you've ever said
about this beautiful institution in
your column! Repent, and atone
for your sins, and be SAVED!"
"Oh, light," I said, "You've
shown me the light and I believe
in the light! But . . . what is
the light? I mean, it looks a lot
like an Eveready flashlight to me
"
"Silence,
mere
mortal!
None of your flippancy!
The
light is the light of higher
learning that burns brightly in
all the hallowed halls of Wilkes
College! This is the light whose

existence
you
have
denied!
Believe in the light and repent,
or perish in the everlasting
flames of the particle accelerator
in SLC!"
I didn't need a second to
think about that one: the light
had already convinced me that I
had been lost in the dark wood
of error. "Oh light, how can I
repent for my sins? I changed
my mind; I was wrong; I really
didn't mean all those ugly things
I said about the College. Wilkes
is a beautiful, beautiful place-with a veritable plethora of
learning experiences for all!
And the belltower is a wonderful
architectural structure--a marvel
of art and technology!"
"Not bad," commented the
light, "but that's easy to say,"
he continued. "What are you
going to do about it? We here
in the Church of the Everead-oops, I mean, Everbuming Torch
of Intellectual Light and Personal
Fulfillment· require that you show
some proof of your conversion
and dedication to the College
before you can . become one of

•

the fishpond and the wishing
well will have positive effects
on Wilkes as an institution
dedicated to higher learning."
A source within the GreenAway group reported that several
projects are already planned for
the near future.
Topping the list is the
creation of much-needed parking
space by constructing a multilevel parkade where the River
Common
now is. "The park,
which is not very nice anyway,
is a small sacrifice for such a
wonderful structure as a bland,
grey parkade," claims Honey C.
Menn, chairperson of the GreenAway Committee.
Another project
in
the
works involves the creation of
an Olympic sized hopscotch
court between the SUB and the
Evans alumni house.
The
athletic department jumped at the
chance to initiate an intramural
hopscotch league. "It's not just
for kids anymore," said recentl)'
hired director of fun and games,
Maude-Lynn Shrowd.
The group is split on how
to use the land between the
belltower and the library. One
faction feels that a much-needed
heliport could be
put
in.
Opponents of this say that the
heliport can be installed on the
roof of Stark and that this area
should be used to showcase a
recently acquired work of art. An
eight and a half-ton sculpture,
carved from one huge lump of
anthracite coal, by
reknowned
Wyoming Valley sculptor Ima
Miner,
is
an
"abstract
representation of the birth of

IS

the faithful."
"Oh,
please,
I'll
do
anything! Anything! Walk over
hot coals! Stand in the top of
the belltower when the chimes
go off! Listen to tape-recordings
of any speech the President ever
made at any College function-over and over!" · I screamed
wildly.
"No,
we've
thought of
something that will utilize your
unique talents--not only showing
us
the
strength
of
your
conviction, but making good use
of your talents, as well. . . we
want you to write propag--oops,
letters to prospective students
telling them how valuabl~ you
have found your experiences at
Wilkes."
"Yes, spirit, I'll do it! I'll
do anything for the glory that is
Wilkes and the grandeur that is
the belltower!
I just want to
make up for all those evil things
I said about the school! Never
again!
I will tum my column
from the festering wound of
annoyance it has become into a
source of joy for all members of

great!

the Wilkes community!
"And more than that, spirit!
I want to continue my atonement
after graduation!
I'm going to
Carler . Services
tomorrow
morning after I wake up, and I'm
going to request a job on the
Capital Camjlaign so I can stay
at Wilkes forever and help to
raise
money
for
important
College projects!" Editor's note:
This is all of M. E. 's column
that we have this week . When
we last saw her, she was dancing
and playing a tambourine at the
Avoca
airport,
singing
the
praises of Wilkes College to
everyone she met and handing
out blue and yellow carnations.
She's shaved he" head and is
wearing blue and fol1:[obes . . .
it's not a pretty sight.'.t' If any of
you see her, plecse give us a call
at The Beacon. In her curreni
state, she's dangerous--to herself
and others--and is sadly in need
of deprogramming to break this
"Wilkes
cult"
mentality.
Thapks.

superfi1c1'aijty, " accordi ng
artist. It ..,as purchased
college for the incredii.
price of only $82,000.
wh:1t it's worth," a
Miner told the Bacon .
The committee
accepted the motion
green areas of campus
immediate plans for
blacktopped as soon as
It is rumored thal
obelisk-shaped sandstone
have been ordered to fill ii
patches of grass
campus.
The idea fer
objects, allegedly, came
one somewhat flaky
was watching an old lJllllJ
Lost rerun and thought die,
"nifty." They would be
hard-to-pave spaces
between the wings of
like Sturdevant and Waller.
"Ideally,"
says
Horre, admissions liasoo
Green-Away Committee,
end of the Green-Away
the entire campus should
to rest on a solid
concrete.
This will make it
persons visiting the
know which buildings
the college, etc.
several artistic and
additions to the campll
allow us to recruit hi
students from around die
by touting ourselves as a
of technology and arL
mostly a matter of es
reputation. Wilkes is a
dedicated to the students
Green - Away program
their own good. Trust us
one."

Wanted: Distrib '

you can get The Be
and from the print
before Monday mo
you need not apply.
requirements inclu
a&gt;nstant aggrava '
disrespect, and hea
If interested call

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yl
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�according
s purchased
the incredibly
$82,000. "
vorth," a
Bacon.

motion
)f campus
ans for u
, soon as possi
mored that
l sandstone
lered to fill in
grass around
he idea for
~edly, c
t flaky
an old
j thought
y would

says
;ions liason
Committee,
reen-Away
npus should
a solid

make it
ng the
buildings

etc.
tic and s
the campus
recruit high
around the
irselves as a
y and art.
:er of estab ·
Wilkes is a
the students •
ay program
Id. Trust us

he Fabulous Rejoice folks, It's

kylark does
ilkes
.
o needs
Livingston
, The Pheromones, The Bulir any other Programming
event ever seen on this
? Their performances
nothing compared to the
featuring the mellow tunes
Vegas great, The Fabulous
I

!kylark brought his awe
· g road show to Wilkes,
school will never be the
again, His show was a
of lights, fireworks, and
special effects. Even the
s he wore were wonderEach costume made you resuch television greats as
Diller, Bea
Arthur,
Worley and, of course,
erful Liberace.
More important than his
presence was his musical
and talents.
His voice
uiual to, if not better than,
greats
like
Wayne
, Robert Goulet, and "The
Amigos": Sinatra, Martin,
Davis. The crowd melted as
slandard after standard enU&gt; a perfect show.
He opened the show with
renditions of old favolike "Chicago," "New York,
York," and "I Left My Heart
Francisco." The only difwas that he changed the
time, to

Wilkes-Barre.
"My kind of
town, Wilkes-Barre is, my kind
of town ... "
The highlight of the show
was his twenty-eight minute
Michael Jackson medley.
The
crowd went nuts as Skylark gyrated his hips and exclaimed,
"I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it!"
He also did Jackson (as well as
Jackson 5) classics like "ABC,"
"I'll Be There," "Thrilier," "Off
the Wall," and "The Way You
Make Me Feel."
Additionally, he performed a
variety of movie soundtrack
songs including "Maniac," from
Flashdance; 'Tm All Right" from
Caddyshack; and "Neutron Dance"
from Beverly Hills Cop (Part I).
Skylark's show will be on
the road for the next two
months, then it will move to the
studio where he will cut his first
album. "The album, tentatively
called 'Velvet Skylark,' will be
in stores for the Christmas
rush," said Skylark. "I'm very
excited!"
If you missed Skylark's
show, you may be able to catch
him on the David Letterman
show with his touring mate,
Jerry "Put Your Hands Together,
Make Hirn Feel at Home" Vale.
Thank you Programming
Board for possibly the best
concert this reviewer has ever
seen.

HAPPY WEEK!

Pisces- Hey, all right, it's your Happy
Week, get excited!
Leo- Well let's hear it. Time to celebrate.
It's Happy Week!
Sagittarius- Whoa, the buzz is in the air;
it's Happy Week for you, folks!
Capricorn- Guess what? Your time has
come, Capricorn! It's Happy Week!
LI bra - It's time for you to
hap-hap-happy! It's Happy Week!

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the Week of Happy!
Virgo- Good things happen to those who
wait. Like Happy Week for instance!
Aries- No beating around the bush; It's
Happy Week!
Cancer- Sorry buster, you've already
gotten two this semester, so, it's Mediocre
Week for you!

Bacon at the movies

Rocky 99 hits the big
screen
by Siske! N. Ebert

Rocky Balboa is back! At
the age of 99, he prepares for
the biggest challenge of his life
(Sound familiar?). Once again he
enters the squared circle, this
time it is in a wheelchair. His
opponents are Emmanuel "Webster" Lewis and Gary "Whatchu
talkin' 'bout?" Coleman, who
still look eight years old.
The film starts in Philadelphia where Rocky has been
institutionalized at an old age
home by his wife. This occurred
after she asked him what he

wanted for breakfast and he
replied, "Yo Adrian, come sit on
my plate." He ttien proceeded to
punch her in a multitude of areas.
So Rocky got wheeled into the
institution and Adrian married Mr
T. Soon afterwards, Adrian and
Mr. T adopt Hays and Tays
(played by Coleman and Lewis).
They then proceed to challenge
Rocky to a title bout with Mom
and· Dad as their managers.
Just before the big fight
Rocky demands that the city of
Philadelphia builds an access
ramp for the famous stairs he
climbs every film.
So, with a

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thousand aging Philadelphians
wheeling behind him, Rocky
prepares for the big fight
I don't want to give the
ending away, but Rocky gets
killed when his chair falls down
the stairs.
But don't despair,
"Rocky 100: Rocky and Jason
Live" is in the works!
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Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18766

April 1, 1988
Vol. II
No.1

Reid, Elliot and others lnSiant.rep~ay a
transfer to Wilkes
Seikaly and
Syracuse ge
second shot
factor

by Jacques Strappe

When the administration at
Wilkes University decided to
build the . new Sports and
Conference Center they never
imagined the impact it would
have on the athletic department.
Wilkes has already been granted
permission to move to Division
I. With the players who have
already requested a transfer to
Wilkes it was the University's
only move.
Just this morning Head
Basketball Coach Ron Rainey
met with J.R. Reid former
standout star for the University
of North Carolina. Reid will be
joining the Colonels basketball
team in September.
Several
other standouts have also transferred to Wilkes.
Joining the
Wilkes basketball squad will be
Sean Elliot (Arizona University),
Jerome Lane (Pittsburgh) , and
Mark Macon (Tenfple).

The
women's
basketball
team has also been inundated
with numerous players.
Reports from the athletic
department are that many other
top ·notch athletes have been
turned away because of the
overflow. The n·umber of basketball players, both male and
female, has drastically increased
since Wilkes' announcement of
switching to Division I.
Sources from inside the
· athletic office say that the flood
of athletes is directly related to
the new Sports and Conference
Center.
"Ever since the new
Sports and Conference Center
has been built the request from
athletes already attending major
colleges and
universities
to
transfer
here
has
been
phenomenal," said a source from
within the athletic department
who
requested
not
to
be
identified. "Our only alternative
was to request a switch to

Division I. Now that has been
granted we can go $ead and
accept Reid's, Elliot's, Lane's,
and
Macon's
transfer
applications.
Four · secretaries have been
hired in the athletic office just to
handle the phone calls from all
the prospective athletic candictates.
Attempts to contact Coach
Rainey liave failed.
Sources
close to the coach report that he
is still in shock over the events
of the past weeks. Jodi Kest,
the women's basketball team
head coach, couldn't be reached
because she is currently in
Alabama at Auburn University
meeting with Mae Ola Bolton.
Wilkes University has already signed the contract to host
an East Regional playoff game
in · 1990. It could very well be
possible · that Wilkes University
will be the next NCAA Division
I Champions.

· Jayhawks led S
Syracuse's defense wm
shut down the offensivt
Sports fans, (and any one the Jayhawks.
else who wishes to read) basket'Tm so glad to
ball hisory has been made. All opportunity to
you ba:;icetball fans who watched selves," said Seiklay.
the Syracuse vs Rhode Island here last year and lost
game in the second round of the at the last second." C
NCAA tournament probably went ed, "It was a real heart
away thinking Rhode Island had
Boeheim was still
defeated the 1987 runners-up. from the shock of
Well, after further review of the Island game that he
tapes the decision was reversed. unable to speak. He
It was the first time the NCAA up signs to tell his
had decided to use instant replay. he wanted them to do.
When officials looked at the little confusing." said
tapes after the game, they real- "It threw us off in ~
ized that the three point shot at because we had to sq,
the buzzer had indeed gone into everything he wrote
- - - - -- - - -- - - - - -- - -- -- - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - l . tie the game.
The two teams
little 3X5 cards."
were then called back to play the
In the final
overtime period. Syracuse won
the game 102-101 on a bucket Oklahoma, the Oran
by the Orangemen's center Rony again rose to the
defeated the Soonca
"This game was
Seikal~e college basketball world
the
first half,"
was in shock.
Nobody could
believe what had just taken "We got Coach
by Joe Smoe
hottest goalie, Ed Buonocore. Lowriders versus .the Flyers. Let place. Syracuse Head Coach Jim board so he
Buonocore didn't allow a single me tell you folks it wasn't a Boeheim could not believe what messages."
"We were
The sports world is in an goal to be scored. Also putting pretty series! Before the start of had just taken place.
Pandouproar -- the Lowriders have won • in impressive perfonnances were game one both teams were monium broke out in the Hartford would have gon
back," Seikaly sai
the Stanley Cup in a stunning Andre Miller and Dan Dougherty. involved in a ten minute fight Civic Center.
four game sweep of the Phila- Miller burned the nets for before a packed Spectrum. Th:.
Syracuse
player
Derrick again, maybe
delphia Flyers!
Coleman, who had fouled out way."
sixteen goals, while Dougherty two culpruts of the fight wen·
earlier in the game, stated, "I
Douglass co
To tell the whole story we amassed
the
most
penalty Dave Brown and Bob Wall. w2·
just can't believe it. I wish I can't believe its really
have to go back to the start. It minutes in a play-off game: was given ~ ten minute majo.
could have been in there in the ing. Two weeks ago
j ust so happened that the presi- twenty.
while Brown was unable tr
end but I'm just happy to be able ing us we were out of I
dent of the Nlll., was in attendWell, nobody in their right compete due to broken ribs.
to play more." Boeheim was in here we are winning ital:
ance at the Wilkes College Intra- mind gave the Lowriders a
The Flyers were no match
so much shock he was unable to
Oh yeah, the last
mural Championship Game. He chance against Wayne Gretzkey for
the
quicker
Lowriders,
Coach Boeheim was
was so impressed with the way and the high powered Edmonton especially Jeff Howey.
Howey
speak.
The team then traveled to were leading him away
the Lowriders played that he ask- Oilers, but once again the was unstoppable in the short
East Rutherford, New Jersey to kno~s just when this
ed them if they would be in- experts were fooled. The Low- series. His slap shot, which was
take on Duke University at the wear off. Hopefully
terested in taking the place of riders dazzled the Oilers with perfected through the Wilkes
Meadowlands. Syracuse easily will recover by next
the lowly Minnesota North great skating and crunching body College
Physics
Department,
handed Duke a 103-68 loss.
So here you have I
Stars. The Lowriders accepted, checks.
The leaders of the beat goalie Ron Hextal repeatedIt was then on to Kansas story behind the NCM
and went on to capture the last Lowrider defensive effort were y. But the hero was Buonocore,
City for the Orangemen to meet ionship Tournament
play-off position in the Norris Pete Huber and Dennis Mejias. he was simply awesome!
Kansas. Kansas was no match wishes to con
Division.
Both these fine players crunched
With the Lowriders winning
for the likes of Sherman Syracuse 0rangemen
The
Lowriders
easily Oilers
all · over
the
ice. the Stanley Cup rumor has it that
Douglass, Seikaly and Coleman. victory and to Mi
disposed of the Detroit Redwings Buonocore was once again awe- every Nfil scout is combing the
The Orangemen exploded in the Boeheim a speedy
in four games, and then went on some, allowing only one goal in Wilkes College campus for
second half for 42 of their 95 Who knows? Maybe
to ,sweep the Saint Louis Blues the four game sweep of the hidden talent. The Bacon would
will follow the NCAA
to win the Norris Division. The Oilers.
like to congratulate the Lowpoints.
At
halftime,
Danny go to instant replay.
fans of Minnesota were amazed
The stage was set for the riders on winning the Cup and
with the play of their new team, Cinderella
story ·
of
the wish them luck for next season.
Manning and the rest of the .
which featured
the league's
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I signed the form and looked
at
the
check.
The sound of my father shou"Hey,
this check is only for
ting my name pulled me away
$1700.00," I cried. "You're cheatfrom my homework.
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"Jo Anne, a storm is com"Read the fine print," he
ing! Get down .to the root cellar,
snapped.
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now!" he screamed.
we will lend ,you $2500 based on
I lifted my head and looked
a two semester year, at an interout my bedroom window.
est rate of 8%. After we charge
Tornado! I grabbed my for- Road!"
you $800 for processing, you
After
walking
for
days,
I
matted disks and lotus program
will receive $1700 for the year
came
upon
a
small
brick
buildfrom CS115, a #2 pencil, and
ing. I entered and was handed a and will owe us $2800."
prepared to run.
"Boy, am I being taken care
The bedroom windows shat- form the size of the Donnelly Dirof,"
I
grumbled to myself. Stuftered inward, and as I was sucked ectory.
the
check
into
my
through the hole in the wall, be"Financial Aid report," ex- fing
backpack,
I
continued
on
my
jourfore I lost consciousness, I heard plained the clerk.
my mother's voice. She was sayI thumbed through it The ney.
A week later, I was met by' a
ing, "Jo Anne, you're too old for first question read: "If you were
this." . Then I was gone,
born before 1961, fill in all woman who handed me a paper.
"Here is your course schedA insistent prodding to · my white spaces on pages 1,2 and 3,
ule
for
the next two years," she
ribs woke me up. Carefully, I leaving Section four blank, unsaid.
opened one eye and was surprised less you were in the Marines,
I studied it. I was registered
to see a beautiful woman peering then you must fill out the grey
anxiously into my face.
spaces near the bottom of page for Biology, Speech, Human Sex"Who are you?" I croaked · 6, before signing your name in uality, Business Writing, Mouse
Dissecting, Japanese, and Badmiweakly.
ink."
Dressed in yards of white
· Three months later, I return- nton.
"I want to be a film maker.
and pink taffeta and tull sprink- ed the completed form to the
There
are no film courses on this
led with gold glitter, and wearing clerk. He glanced through it, nodlist.
And
what's this charge for
a black mortarboard on her head, ding.
·
she drew herself up, smiled and
_"You filled everything in cor- $28.50?" I asked.
"The $28.50 is for your
announced, "I am the good Dean rectly. Please wait while I write
gym
uniform. And of course you
of Higher Education."
you a loan check."
have
no film courses. This sched"Where am I?" I asked.
The clerk returned with a
ule is designed for an Associates
"You are in the land of Acad- check and a form for me to sign.
emia. There is no turning back."
"We will lend you $2500 for degree," she answered.
Well, two years passed, and
Suddenly, a huge oak desk ap- this year. Sign this form swearpcared and the Dean · seated her- ing you won't join the Peace
Continued on p. 10
self behind it. Adjusting a pair Corps when it comes time to pay
of spectacles on her nose, she r - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - asked, "What would you like to
be? A doctor, an engineer, a teacher? No? A secretary?"
"I've always wanted to be a
filmmaker," I confessed.
"Then a filmmaker you shall
be! Do not worry, we will take
care of you now. You are in Academia!
An exhibit called "American Maslow. "Long term, I'd like to
"This is what I recommend,"
Art Since WWII from the Maslow build a significant collection
she continued. "You will begin
Collection" will be on display in which can be added to the area's
work on your Associates degree.
the ·Sordoni Art Gallery from · cultural resources and be availIt is a two year degree allowing
April 10 through May 8. Prior able to the public."
you to get all your liberal art and
to the opening of the exhibit,
Some of the artists that will
core requirements out of the way
the collection's owner, Richard be featured . in the exhibit are
first Then we will transfer you ·Maslow, President and Chief Robert
Motherwell,
Robert
to another school for your Bach- Executive Officer of InterMetro Rauschenberg,
Jasper
Johns,
elor's degree. What do you say?"
Industries, will give a lecture on Roy Lichtenstein, Frank Stella,
"Why can't I go to a film
April 9 at · 4 pm in Schaeffer and Andy Warhol.
school and just learn filmmak- Hall, located on the first floor of
Accompanying the collecing?" I asked.
Stark Leaming Center.
tion will be four films from the
The good Dean shook her
Another speaker at the award-winning series, "Shock of
head.
exhibit will be Anthony Sorce, a the New." The films that will be
"That will never do! Here in New York artist who .has been a shown are: "Threshold of LibAcademia we insist all our stud- consultant to the Maslow · Col- erty," "View from the Edge,"
ents be well-rounded. Don't you lection. A reception in the Gal- ''Culture as Nature," and "Future
want to be well-rounded?"
lery will follow the lecture:
That Was." Each film will be
"Good Dean," r said, "I am
"There is a personal enrich- shown twice in the Media Center
well-rounded.
I've traveled the ing of one's own life through of Eugene Shedden Farley Library
world a bit, I've been a DJ and looking at, learning about, and on South Franklin Street
worked for a carnival. Plus I collecting art We also wish to
For more information conwrite poetry. Isn't that well-roundcreate an opportunity to share ui.ct the Sordoni Art Gallery at
ed enough?"
these discoveries with the Inter- 824-4651, or stop by for a visit.
Shaking her head at my igno- Metro employees and others in The gallery is located on the
rance, the good Dean answered,
the local community for their first floor of the Stark Learning
"You must underf!O the College
education and enjoyment," said Center.

Maslow collection
to show ·at Wlkes

�PAGE TEN

April 7,

C entr al City Nite Flite:
Jazz at Wilkes

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Tuesday morning, April 12, at performing at , tne Pine Arts
around 11:15, the group will be Fiesta, which will be held on Pub"Ladies
and
gentleman,
performing
outdoors
behind lic Square, Wilkes-Barre.
please welcome Central City Nite
Chase Hall, by the belltower.
As you -can see, things are
Flite." If you were at the Cue-nThis performance will be spon- happening for Central City Nite
Curtain's Variety Show, you
sored by M.E.N.C. Later in the Flite. However, the group can
heard these words, and hopefully
month, April 29, 30, and May 1, use support from any person or
in the future you'll be hearin~
the group will be performing organization. So if you have a
these words on a regular basis . once again, this time for the need to acquire the groups serCentral City Nite Flite is a proCherry Blossom Festival.
This vices, remember their motto:
gressive jazz-fusion group made
too
will be sponsored· by "With enough notice, we'll play
up of students from Wilkes ColM.E.N.C., however, at press anywhere at any time." Suppor
lege. They play all original m1
· time, exact times · for the your fellow students and get out
sic written by members of tlJt.
performances were not set In there and enjoy the sounds o
group.
May,
the
group
will
be Central City Nite Flite.
Central City was formed in
January 1988 with the hopes of
taking the group as far as possible and at the same time proWilt.es College Programming Board
moting the group's individual meAnnounces the following openings for
mbers.
The members of the
group are: Nick Driscoll on sax1988-1989 committee chairmen
ophone, Steve Primatic on vibes
and marimba, Jeff Gerosky on
guitar, Gary Larocca on bass, Jeff
-Mini-Concerl:
Dent on keyboards, Steve Fidyk
on drums, Debbie Bialecki on
congas, and Dominick Cuccia on
....Novell :
percussion.
Throughout the remainder of
the semester, Central City Nite
-Films:
Flite will be performing on and
around the Wilkes campus. On
movies, arranging film
Saturday, April 9, the group will
festivals, etc.
be performing in the CPA as the
opening act for a comedian, Earl
Interested students may attend a
Recd, sponsored by the Programming Board. The following afterProgramming Board meeting, Thursdays,
noon at 3:30, the group will be
noon, SUB TV room or call X2925 or X4108
performing at the senior recital
of Gary Larocca, premiering a
comoosition written bv Larocca

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I finished my Associates degree.
How proud I was, to be a college
graduate, and only $5600 in
debt.
The good Dean of Higher
Education appeared.
"Congratulations, my dear,"
she smiled. "You made it through
your first two years. Now continue on the Red Tape Road for
your next degree."
I was getting closer to my
goal! Only two more years and
I'd be a filmmaker, earning big
bucks!
A man met me at the door of
my new college.
"Here is your class schedule
for your Bachelor's degree," he
told me. I excitedly studied it. I
was signed up for Sociology, Anthropology, Philosophy, Computer Studies, and Badminton.
'Tm a film major. Why
don't I have any film making
classes?"
"Because," he replied, "you

have to get a Master's
order to make films."
They tell me that
apy he will walk again.
years passed. On
went, through the land of
ia in degrees, until
big day crune.
"D1': Jo Anne Heen,
filmmak:ing," said the
speaker. Tears sprang
. eyes as I rolled my w
the front of the platfi
92 years old and M ·
picking up my tuition.
great day! My heart
in joy and excitement. I
zy and lightheaded.
... having..... a.... heart attaetl
"Jo Anne, wake
be late for basketwea ·
my roommate shoutoo in
"Leave me alone,'
bled, pulling the covers
head.
"Basketweaving?!"
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it wasn't a dream. I
trapped in the land of A
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a success .at Wilkes
jazz pieces. He played a popular
tune called "Spain" which the
audiance recognized, and· ahh's
were heard.
Cullen told the audiance
about a scary experience he had
the first time he went plane gliding. He wrote a song about the
experience which he titled "The
Glide Ride," and he played it for
the audiance. It was a very light
and peaceful tune. He painted a
scene of the gliding by playing
his music.
. The last piece Cullen played
was titled "Cycles," and he considered it to be rock and roll on
classic guitar.
For his encore
Cullen played a variation of
"Cycles." Then he played a jazz
version of "Heard it through the
grape vine."
The Programming Board has
many solo and mini concerts
scheduled throughout the semes-

Cullen was influenced by
Ralph Towner who is a guitarist
CPA on Wednesday, on ECM records. He has . been
, Programming Board's listening to Towner for ten
Andy Morrell, intro- years, and he played two pieces
mdham Hill guitarist by Towner at the solo concert
Cullen is featured on the
. The audiance was
which
with the sound of Windham Hill Sampler
music emerging from will be coming out the first week
'tar when he took his of May. He has the opening cut
on the sampler.
When asked
stage.
mentioned Bach's what he considered his music, he
IKI then played a pre- replied, "My music is light jazz
of his violin pieces. fusion."
While Cullen was tuning his
~yed a jazzed up Bach.,.
iold the audiance that guitar between songs, I overwrote a ton of good heard a person in the audiance
say, "He even sounds good when
attended the Univer- he is tuning the guitar." Before
llartford, Hart School of the intermission, Cullen played
Be has a background in "On the way," which is the song
music, but prefers play- that will be featured on the WindHe is presently teach- ham Hill Sampler.
After
the
intermission
ell College, and he
Cullen played two traditional
in the Northeast

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PAGEELEVEN

ter. If you missed David Cullen,
you will have a chance to see

Earl Reed, a comedian who will
be performing Saturday, April 9.

rl Reed WILL make you laugh
Nite Flite, a band made up of Lauderdale; Comic Strips, NY;
Dangerfield's, NY; Governor's
Wilkes students.
holidays are over and .
Reed is no stranger to the Comedy Club, Long Island;
Ml get back to the bump
college scene. He has performed Hysterics, Long Island; and Yuk
of school. Don't you at over fifty different schools. Yuk's, Buffalo and Rochester.
that the Programming Among them are Boston Univer- This list is only a small
d let you come back sity, Dartmouth College, Lehigh sampling of the clubs Reed has
t entertainment for
University, North Carolina State worked; we don't have the room
weekend back in our Univ., Northeastern Univ., Univ. to list them all (if we listed them
Ii heaven.
of Mass., Univ. of Rhode Island, all, we wouldn't have much more
time the hardworking and many more.
space left, understand?).
brought you another
Reed has also been a headAside from touring on his
Ml goodness
headliner:
liner at many comedy clubs from own, Reed has appeared with
Earl Reed. The show different places in country. He's such notables as Yakov "What a
ay night at 8:00 in
worked at Catch a Rising Star, Country!"
Smirnoff,
Tom
Reed should come on
NYC; Chuckle's Comedy Club, Driessen, Steven Wright, Jay
8:30, after a set by the Long Island; Comedy Attic, Leno and Paula Poundstone (both
group, Central City
Rochester; Comic Strip, Fort of "Late Night with David

Letterman"
fame),
Whitney
Houston, Chaka Khan, and Kool
&amp; the Gang. He has also made
TV and radio appearances, most
notably his own show called
"Earl Reed -- An Evening of
Stand-up Comedy," on KNME-TV
(PBS) Albuqueruque, NM.
Besides comedy, Reed professes to be an expert in basketball, juggling, and improvisation.
The Hartford Advocate says
about Earl Reed that "he has a .dynamic, multi-faceted approach to
comedy." The Sunday Post says,
"Reed's act showed a good sense
of timing, and he had a wide-eyed

innocent look: mat worked well
with his material."
And J.T.
Taylor, lead singer of Kool and
the Gang, said, "Great act!
Definitely an asset to our
shows!"
So sit back and be prepared
for an unparalleled evening of
comedy. Rumor has it that Reed
did a three hour show -- one of
the longest on record -- to a
capacity
crowd
at
Lehigh
University. So, we might be in
for a long, funny night.
The only thing left to do is
show up at 8:00 for the opening
act -- Central City Nite Flite - then sit back and laugh with
Earl Reed.

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Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA
No.21
18766

Baseball ·team splits
with Clarkson
by Lisa Miller
On

Friday,

April

1,

and

cd Wilkes' loss to Clarkson on
Friday. The Colonels record now
stands at 2-5.
·

Men's tennis tea
served two losses
By Rob Mac Arthur

primarily responsible for the
Wilkes assault. Reilly hit a tworun home run with Price on base

The Wilkes College men's
tennis team started their season

just haven't been g
breaks," said number
Chris Arabis.
"My serve is bee

slowly with two losses.
The
stronger. I feel that
Evanina's record is 1-1, as
to account for the Colonels two first came in the opener against
match at Susquehanna
he walked four and struck out
runs in the second inning.
Ursinus the Thursday before
win for Wilkes," said
four Clarkson players.
Evanina
In the third Reilly hit an spring break. The second came
to
the
didn't allow any earned runs.
RBI triple and Price picked up a on Tuesday against Moravian.
Czemiakowski.
Evanina backed up his pitching
two run triple in the fifth.
Coach Wingert believes the
The team plays •
with two hits of his own,
Rob Pietrzyk hit a two run losses are due to the sheer inhanna on Thursday al
kn~ked in one run, and scored
double in the third, then Ken experience of
many of the
They travel to J
two
Chakon drove him home with a
·
. 1
players.
Only a few of them
Saturday, April 9,
The Colonels buried Clarksmg e.
played on their high school
women's team. The
junior transfer from Keystone son early as they scored two runs
The Colonels next play at tennis- teams.
Wingert believes
match is Tuesday,
Junior college, threw an eight- in the second inning and then
home today (Thursday) against the new players must focus on
against Albright. Ma
hiller to lead the Colonels to a took tot.al command of the game
Scranton.
Game time is scheconsistency and aggressiveness
set for 3:30 p.m. ome
J5-1
victory
over
Clarkson. scoring nine runs in the third.
duled for 3:00 p.m. Come out in collegiate play.
show your support
Brian Reilly and Eric Price each
Reilly, a freshman from
and show your support for the
"I've been playing well, but
Colonels.
knocked in four runs to pace the Dunmore, and Price, a graduate •of Colonels.
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Saturday, April 2, the Wilkes
College men's baseball team
hosted Clarkson University from
Potsdam, N.Y.
In Friday's game Clarkson defcatcd
the Colonels
16-2.
Joscfowicz picked up the loss for
Wilkes.
On Saturday, Bill Evanina, a

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Steeber Named to
ECAC All • Star team
Basketball star Jeff Steeber
has once again gained recognition for his outstanding career
at Wilkes College. Steeber was
recently named to the Eastern
Collegiate Athletic Conference
1987-88 all-star squad as a member of the second-team front
court.
The honor caps off a fine
performance for the

Do you enjoy

major from
Shickshinny, PA.
Steeber had earlier been named to
the MAC all-star second tea_m.
The 6-foot-5 senior closed out
his basketball career at Wilkes
becoming the thirteenth Colonel
to score 1000 points.
This past season Steeber
averaged l8.6 points per game
and led the team in rebounds,
pulling down 9 .3 per game.

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8 Jayhawk teammates for their defeat of the high powered 0
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8 the Sooners have come in second place in both major

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