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                    <text>No. 5

ilkes Colle

5, 1987

mitlee
ommends
rette
ontinuation
1IS decision

at a
Council
meeting
Clyde Houseknecht,
the defunct committee,
consisted of five
students and four

the committee was to

er last
defense
The
n to 25

contents of new
ncs.
They then
endations to the
council before any final
the items were made.
new privately owned
di increase revenue,
., President Christopher
The money saved by
cmen and other costs
the college and its
Breiseth said that
suggested by a
m Philidelphia were
on target. He said that
poouclS are currently
in the vending
1111 that about 46 new
being ordered.
g to Jane Lampeof Student Affairs, the
unanimously" decided
sales in vending
discontinued. She said
as the current supply is
mochincs, they will not
-Groh said that the
recommended to the
cabinet that condoms be
tc machines placed

e second
shall defi

1-2 (10-15
malled ten
kills.
I al
perfo
kills and
kills w
ght kills
traface co

"discreetly" in every residence hall.
The recommendation was accepted
by the President's Cabinet
Houseknecht said that the
committee had two votes on
placing condoms in vending
machines. On the first vote, eight
were in favor of placing them in the
machines and three were against the
idea.
After someone suggested
placing separate condom dispensors
in dorm areas of least traffic, nine
voted in favor of the idea, one voted
against it, and there was one
abstension. He said 19 machines
were being added for this purpose.
Gene
Manganello,
who
oversees the operation of the
vending machines, said he was in
the process of researching the
machines.
Breiseth said that in times of
sexually transmitted diseases those
engaging in sexual activity must be
extremely cautious due to the lifethreatening risks. He said that in
response to the recommendation
made by the Surgeon General, he is
in favor of condom distribution.
Although condoms are only 70%
effective, he said that this is higher
than any other preventative method
except sexual abstinence (which
students should also be considering
as an alternative).
Breiseth said, "While tests are
not
conclusive ... casual
and
irresponsible activity is threatening
to yourself and others. We must
talk honestly about it. (About) two
million people are carrying AIDS.
If a cure is not found 1 all those
people will die."

MEMORIAL
BOONDOGGLE
Lest we forget what
WJ~rn and fOLU are.

A sign extolling the virtues of the bell tower was found hanging from the structure last Tuesday.

Changes
by Michelle Broton
Two weeks ago, a robbery
occurred on the third floor of Miner
Hall. An unidentified man entered
the unlocked room of a girl who is
a resident there. Since that time,
there have been some changes in
policy and attitude concerning
Miner Hall and other campus
dorms.
Mark Allen, Director of
Housing,
clarified
the
dorm
First and foremost,
policies.

approves bonfire
rolly will be held in the gym at the
light to discuss several same time. Due to problems with
ivcd about holding a cleaning up after last year's bon
In response to the fire, SG requests that everyone who
SG members decided to attends the event clean up any liller
ire at Ralston Field on left on the field.
At the regular meeting guest
0.:tober 22 at 9:30 p.m.
fire is subject to speaker. Dr. Clyde Houseknecht
if there is no field presented a report on the meetings .
1111 in case of ad verse of a special commillee to discuss
tions. If conditions what is to be sold in the new
for a bonfire, a pep vending machines on campus.

a special meeting

•

A fund request of $90 was
granted to the Senior Class to run a
bus from Wilkes to Scranton
University for the Employment
Fair on October 28. The bus will
hold about 40 students and
reservations can be made with Gene
Domzalski in the Career Services
Office.
In
other
business,
SG

Miner

ID

security has been notified that in
situations concerning the health or
well-being of a student, college
security is permitted to enter a dorm
without the presence of a resident
assist.ant. In addition, student desk
guards in Miner Hall were given a
review
of
college
policies
concerning guard responsibilities
and informed that persons who
neglect that duty will be dismissed.
The same holds true for desk guards
at Evans and Pickering Halls.
The RA's in Miner have said

that there has been a sudden and
noticeable change in the attitude of
residents within the hall. The main
hall doors on the 3rd and 5th floor
are now kept locked at all times.
These are the female floors, and one
RA said that the girls are afraid and
she understands why.
The Miner Hall incedent will,
hopefully, serve as a good reminder
that dorms are only as safe as the
residents make them.

In this is-iue. .
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the Pres" begins again.,,. .p. 4 · •·
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�October 15, 1987

P.AGll"TWO

Letters to the Editor

Editorial

Meet the
Prez--please
On October 20, the President of Wilkes College, Christopher
Breiseth, begins his "Meet the Prez" series. This program is designed to
give the student body a chance to meet and talk with the President in an
informal atmosphere. If there are any rare opportunities that we, as
students, should take advantage of during our college career, this is one
of them.
When one stops to consider the rash of changes that have been
occurring around campus with little or no forewarning given to the
student body by the administration, this chance to talk with the
President may very well enable students to become educated about issues
before they become issues.
Many times, students are kept in the dark about many vital issues-whether intentionally 01: _not.
Perhaps most notable are the
controversies currently surrounding university status and the core
curriculum. The average student at Wilkes rarely gets to have his or her
opinion considered until it is too late to be helpful. And although there
are student representatives on several academic committees, the same
few students seem always to be involved, leaving most students without
a voice in campus affairs.
I commend the President for giving the students the chance to talk
to him, to express their views, and to give him their input.
Communication lines must be kept open. However, the opportunity
will be lost if students do not show up. Last year, attendance was lower
than it should have been. This year, students should make the effort to
attend--and to attend informed. The better prepared the students are to
express their views, the more inclined the President will be to take those
views
seriously.
Granted, the President does not have to listen to these suggestions,
or even to use them. But when decisions are made on campus, at least
the President will realize that the students are interested and that if the
College makes a decision contrary to student opinion, it may be taking
a chance on adverse student reaction.
It seems that some administrators do not believe that the students
want to be involved in decision-making. I maintain that this is not the
case. The recent bell tower issue illustrates this. It seems to have been
a long time since anything sparked as much concern among students as
this issue did. Had the students been consulted before construction
began, perhaps these concerns could have been raised before it was too
late for students to do anything but complain.
The bell tower is a current problem, but some issues under
consideration, although not affecting current students, will have an
impact on future Wilkes sLUdents. We should care not only about what
goes on while we're here but also about the far-reaching implications of
any current decision. Sure, it may not matter what the core curriculum
is now; it will not change for us. But what about academic quality for
future students? We have to be concerned beyond the here and now.
Sure, a ten-minute meeting with the President is not going to
change the College overnight--it may not even change it at all-- but we
owe it to ourselves and to the quality of Wilkes College at least to try.

signed my name. Withholding it
just detracts ' from the credibility. I
still, however, stand firm on my
opinions.

·Crop Walk
Dear Editor:
On Sunday, October 11, I was
privileged to help at the Crop
Walk.
Not being able to be
involved in the actual walk, I was
helpful in signing people in before
the walk started, and also at the end
of the walk valiaating the walkers'
cards. A total of 309 people took
part in the walk.
A lesson that can be learned
from . this experience is that no
matter how incapable you are to do
one thing, you can always be of
assistance in some other way.
Arthur D. Scola

Response
Dear Marsha Howes:
I saw your recent letter to the
editor and I agree with you,
wholeheartedly.
It is true that I should have

Sincerely,
Korrie Everrett

May Peace prevail
The following letter was sent to
Mr. Richard Charles, vice president
of college advancement, by Chikae
Ishikawa, the person responsible for
bringing the Peace Pole !o Wilkes
College.
Dear Mr. Charles:
Thank you very kindly for
your letter of September IO and for
the beautiful picture. The Peace
Pole looks great on your campus
and the ceremony sounds wonderful
according to the program you sent
me.
We are very impressed by the
poem by Mr. Groh--"Quest For

tr:bi 1Jaiacon
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
News Editors -Kim Klimek
-Eddie Lupico
Sports Editors-Bill Kem
-Lisa Miller
Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance
Ad Managers-Mark Shed\ock
-Anne Humphrey
Staff Writer-Scott Zolner

Advisor-Tom Bigler
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
-Korrie Anne Everett
Photography Editors-Elizabeth Mazzullo
-Donna Yedlock
Sports Photographer-Bruce Alexis
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi

Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Craig Larime, Wendy Shwed, David
Hassler, Tom Urso, Lenny Skursky, ·M.E. Evers, John Gordon, Kathy Harris,
Elizabeth Mazzullo, Marsha Howes, Karen Murphy, Tim Webster, Jeff Wilt,
Spike and Randy.

Contributing Photographer:

Lisa Miller

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the individual
writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be withheld
from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be signed to
insure validity.

More letters on pa

The belltower-worthwhile after all
by M. E. Evers
I never thought I'd say this,
but it looks as if the construction
of the belltower might be worth the
money spent on that magnificent
edifice.
What, you say, have I lost my
mind?
A six-foot wide, 60-foot
high structure that, in my mind at
least, is vaguely reminiscent of a
giant, musical popsicle stick, a
worthwhile investment?
Sure. See, I think I've finally
figured out the true reason behind

its conception. Don't let them fool
you. It's not a memorial to honor a
distinguished alumnus. It's not part
of the campus beautification drive.
And it's not even meant as a
distraction to draw our attention
away from the fact that the old
gym's still standing--intact.
It's the College's latest weapon
in the fight to get students more
involved with their College.
A
weapon against apathy (if I dare
say the word).
You
see, the belltower
launched a brief, but quite spirited,

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for
ti

p
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r.
ped J
y

eog
un

Pawn in their 2ame

protest movement Tue
Someone hung a large si
fence surrounding the
site. The sign said, '
Boondoggle / Lest we I
waste and folly are."
Sure, it didn't stay
longer than Tuesday nigh~
campus whose students
accused regularly of being
it's not bad. Not bad at

body
about
ms.
simp e
Form

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like the
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VOL. XL No. 6 October 15, 1987

Peace." We might wrile
ceremony
in our
magazine, using the poem
picture of the peace pole.
give our best regard
gratitude to Mr. G
composing such an appr
beautiful poem for the
We sincere! y apprcciac
dedication for peace of the
hope that the peace
continue to remind many
pray for peace at all times.
I hope sometime in
future to be able to visit
College again to express
gratitude in person and to
peace pole standing p
peacefully on the camJXII.
God continue to bless yoo
people at the college
perfect Peace and Light
peace prevail on earth!

!I
/

tion and
in part of
Awarenes•
y at
College.

�We might
f
in
:, using
if the pe
r best r
to
1g such an
poem fo
cercly a
n for peace
at the p
to remind
x:ace at all

Igain to ex
in person
,le standing
y on the c
jnue to bles
.t the colle
eace and L"
vail on earth

riovement Tu
1e hung a large
irrounding the
1e sign said,
gle / Lest we ti
1folly are."
, it didn't stay
m Tuesday ni
11hose students
:!gularly of being
Id. Not bad at

PMIETHREE.

October 15, 1987

Opinion

The right to
bear arms

ce plan for Middle West
le West, a place of
suife for years, has
a plan for peace.
aworkable plan, maybe
plan does have some
ils favor.
It was
developed by people
, not by the U.S.A.,
any previous colonial
not have any effect
omics.
Most
sn't need masses
s to insure that it ·
as written by man,
'nd isn't perfect.
area is Central
beautiful region of
cute little cuddly
ing people--at
you see on TV.
I Geographic, the
Foundation, and
nobody seems to
about Central
blems.
is simple and is
er. Former third
vc revolutions and
dent. But then,
vc gone back and
Unlike the rest of
, Central America
touched by WWI or
as left in isolated
urope. The U.S.,
st of the world out
Doctorine, was
power to intervene.

COHOL
~RENESS

DAY
rink with
eans and
culty.''
are invited to
the
istration and
lty in part of
I Awareness
Day at
kesCollege.

pn

The doctorine basically said that no
percentage of aid is still the same.
foreign powers were allowed except The U.S.S.R. is sending 95%
ours. · Time after time, we sent military aid and the U.S. is sending
troops to fight for one cause or 60% military aid. By this new
another until most nations had a peace plan, only aid to dictators in
· handgun. There would no longer be
by Kim Klimek
strong dictator who was friendly to power will be allowed. This will
a "good cause" requirement before
the U.S.
cut all tunds for revolutions, but
The second amendment of cw· applying for a handgun permit - let
During the sixties, a new not for dictators.
Constitution gives everyone the alone going through proficiency
factor was added. The Soviets
. One of the conditions of the right of self defense. This is an testing. The new bill would also
gained a foothold in Cuba. While plan is to open the governments to issue which some NRA members lower the age requirement for a
the Monroe Doctrine kept out free elections and other democratic
push to the extreme and some handgun permit from 21 to 18 years
Russian troops, it couldn't keep out reforms. Another condition is to
citizens fail to address.
of age. It may even mean allowing
Cubans and Che Quevara.
get both sides of a conflict together
The right of self defense means handguns in a public school.
Today, we have communist and work out a compromise. A
I have a right to protect myself and '
A person has the privilege to
revolutions to replace riveling third condition is amnesty for all
you have a right to protect yourself drive. When he learns how to drive ·
colonels pulling coup d'etats as the rebels who laid down their arms.
using practically any method and demonstrates to an officer that
major cause of wars, and the cute All in all, a very good idea won its
possible.
In Florida, almost he can properly operate a vehicle,
little cuddly animals have been creator a Nobel Peace Prize.
anyone can walk around town with he is issued a driver's license. A
replaced by a new species of deadly
As a result of this plan, some a handgun in his holster or obtain a person who owns a handgun also
terror, the Latin American Guerilla.
cosmetic changes have occured. No permit for one.
Floridians in owns an operational piece of
That's the reason for the peace free open elections are scheduled, Panama City say this has been a equipment
plan. Its an attempt to eradicate but most people are blinded by
way of life regardless of the law.
This piece of equipment is
this deadly animal and get back the their hope of peace. This cosmetic
Presently,
a
person
in also potentially dangerous.
He
tourists. It was a good plan, but a change is enough to warrant cutting
Pennsylvania applying for a should have to demonstrate that he .
fla~ has been found.
of U.S. military aid to Central handgun permit must fill out forms knows how to use this piece of
In Nicaragua, one of the America.
which are sent to the state police, equipment properly before getting a
revolutions succeeded and another
Here's the flaw: Once the county sheriffs office and the permit. This is not taking away •
dictator took power. The U.S. and rebels have supposedly laid down
federal government. They must be anyone's freedom. It is simply
U.S.S.R. both have utilized this their arms and peace is gained,
21 years of age, demonstrate a insuring that before everyone is
fact for their own gain.
Both what's to stop the U.S.S.R. from "good cause" before applying and allowed to pruchase handguns
powers have sent billions of dollars continuing their expansion (they show ID with proof of age and which they intend to use in selfof aid to both sides of the struggle. - don't have Congress to report to)
residency.
defense, that they be required to
The U.S.S.R. sent 95% military and the Soviet dictators from
As required by Federal law, a show their skills.
aid and the U.S. (thanks to the having a purge, killing all person's background is reviewed for
A driver who hasn't been
Congress),
has
been
more opposition and making any true felony convictions, dishonorable taught to look in the rear view
humanitarian with only 60% freedom movements obsolete?
discharge, mental competence, U.S. mirror before crossing lanes may
military aid. But in this situation,
Maybe, with the Nobel Peace Citizen status and drug/alcohol hit the car beside him rather than go
the dictator is Soviet backed.
Prize, the writers should also get records before the permit may be around the car in front of him. A
In San Salvador, it is reversed.
the order of Lenin.
issued.
man who pulls out a pistol and
The dictator is U.S. backed. The
A more sensible procedure is attempts to hit a robber but shoots
required in New Jersey. A person his wife standing nearby is not
Pawn
must
also
be
fingerprinted, protecting himself. He is doing
Continued from p. 2
photographed, show proficiency in further harm.
not caring what happens here--made
weapon use and demonstrate a
Allowing such a bill which
their opinion known in terms that
"justifiable need" before a judge does not insure a certain amount of
were certainly not ambiguous.
will issue a permit. This seems safety in the use of handguns,
Wilkes students, in fact, seem
like a more logical procedure would only be dangerous instead of
to be expressing an increased social
because a person must first show beneficial. If a phrase inserted in
consciousness lately--and not only
that he knows how to use a weapon the bill made training a prerequisite
about the belltower, either. Last
before obtaining the license.
which anyone could go through
weekend's Crop Walk is another
The Pennsylvania handgun bill who was able to acquire a handgun
example: Wilkes students became
now in Congress, would make it under the Federal law, I'm sure
involved in an issue much broader · easier for individuals to purchase a everyone would feel a lot safer.
than the campus.
So there seems to be some ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ , q , , , . q , , q , , . q , , . q . ~ ~
hope that the dreadful spectre of ~
apathy on the Wilkes campus will ~
be defeated after all--eventually.
~
'
But just remember, if apathy
decreases, it won't be beca~ of the
Thursday
evening ' October 22 - Pep rally on
students. It'll have nothmg to do
.
.
with the students themselves, or~ Chase Lawn and announce~ent ofHomecommg
with their efforts to increase their § Court. Bonfire at Ralston Field at 9:30 pm.*
awarene~s of and involvement in § Friday, October 23 - Judging of Homecoming

H 0ffieC0ffi)fl2
• W ee ken d .
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camp~/:·the belltower's fault.

:Thursday,
Oct. 22

·Bonfire
----------..
ANNOUNCEMENT:
The Cooperative
• now
Education Office 1s
located on the 3rd floor of
Hollenback Hall.

Continued from p. 1

Vefl S

~ displays in aft~moon. ** _Dinner Dance at Genetti's

l

Best Western m the evenmg.
~
Saturday, October 24 - Football- Wilkes vs..
Lebanon Valley. Announcement of Homecommg
§
K~g and Quee~ a_t halftime.- Steve L~dsberg at the
Wilkes-Barre C1v1c Center m the evenmg.

t

J

discussed whether to. allow. the
entire student body or Jn st sem~
to
n_pminate
Homecommg
§. *In the event of rainy weather, or if a field is unavailable, a pep rally w·
.
candidates. On a 5:2: 1 vote, it was be held in the gym at the same time.
§
decided tliat the wholt; student body ** All dorms and organizations are eligible to win prizes for b edisplays.
:::Jt
should be allowed to nominate the
candidates.
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�PAGE FOUR

October 15, 198?

Walk benefits
hungry and
by Kim Klimek
,

On Sunday afternoon, over
300 people gathered in Kirby Park
to participate in the CROP
(Cristian Rural Oversees Program)
Walk. It was a damp 40 degrees and
a slight rain penetrated the clothing
of the participants.
Despite the unfavorable
weather conditions, most people
participating in the 10 kilometer (or
6.2 miles) Crop Walk were in
cheerful spirits. Many talked and
sang songs along the way.

President Christopher Breiseth welcomes all members of
the student body to attend his informal, informative "Meet the
Prez" sessions. Th~ first meeting is scheduled for Tuesday,
October 20, at 4 pm m Stark Lounge.
These meetings were started last year to allow students to
share their views and opinions with the administration. All
students are encouraged to attend to discuss topics of interest
or controversy affecting the Wilkes community. This is
probably the best opportunity to casually address campus
concerns and receive responses and/or alternative views from
the President.

A total of 27 students from
Wilkes College made up the largest
single contingent of Crop walkers,
according to Tony Vento, campus
minister.
Wilkes College President
Christopher Breiseth said he was
present at the beginning of the
event and pleased with the number
of students who participated. He
feels many students liked the
CROP Walk because they did not
have to identify with a particular

Beacon

opinion poll-condoms in · machines?
by Kim Klimek

The Beacon conducted a recent
informal (random) opinion poll on
installing vending machines for
condoms on campus.
The questions asked were What
do you think about installing new vending machines
for condoms? Would you be
for it or against it? and Why?
Lisa Kalinoski,
sophomore
International Studies major, said
she was in favor of the idea. She
said, "There should be an option for
someone who wants to use it."
Susan Harris, freshman, said,
"Its a good idea - to prevent
pregnancies."
Douglas
DeGroote,
Junior
Electrical Engineering major, said
he had no opinion but "It seems
like there could be qther places for
them."
Paula Cahill, freshman SpeechPathology major, approved of the
decision. She said,"Its a good idea
to have it in the school."
Mark Palanchi, sophomore
Political Science .major, was for it.
He said, "With all the diseases
going around - like AIDS, it is a
good idea and it is better for
preventing pregnancy.
Maybe
they'll just run down and get them
(condoms) if they need them."

Phil
Montuori,
freshman
computer science major said, "It
doesn't matter to me either way."
Linda Hoyson,
sophomore
Psychology. major said, "In the
dorms - yes - (and) somewhere
inconspicuous so they wouldn't
have to worry.
Ron
Miller,
sophomore
Computer Information Sciences
major, said he was in favor of the
installation "to save the embarassment lots of guys have. In the
store, getting embarrassed is more
of a possibility. If they use them
more, maybe things like AIDS and
the pregnancy rate will go down. "
Robby Peterson, bookstore
attendant, said "I don't really think
.it makes any difference. I think
they can get them anywhere. I
believe the reason they put them on
campus i:; to prevent the spread of
AIDS rather than birth control."
Joe Kanner, Director of Testing
Services, said "Neither.
Its a
question of where you need them.
If a student can't walk to the
bookstore, he shouldn't be able to
get the protection on campus.
Franck Darte, Education professor said, "Its fine. They sell
them everyplace else.
They're
helpful - for the health."
Jamal Ghoreishi, Assistant
Engineering professor, said he was

against it He said, "I think morally its wrong. We are not in the
business of selling condoms here,
but teaching them. There are much
more important things to pay
attention to."
·
"Gayle Nieczykowsky of the
Nursing department said she's in
favor of putting the machines in.
She said, "With all of the talk of
disease today, I think they
(students) should have access.
Some peole cannot talk to their
parents about it"
Dorothy Schlingman from the
History and Political Science and
the Speech, Communications and
Theater Arts departments, said she
was in favor of putting them in for
protection purposes .
Theresa Rudolph of· the Music
department said she was against it.
"I don't think it should be on
campus in vending machines. I'm
against extramarital sex. If you put
in that stuff, it makes it easier for
the students. I don't think its that
much of a protection (condoms)
against AIDS. I did see somewhere
that they are not all that effective.
Christopher Hall, Language and
Literature professor, said he was in
favor of installing the special
machines. He said, "I think it
could help prevent the spread of
AIDS. Its the sensible thing to do
to promote safe sex."

,

world
homele

college group. He said he realizes
that it is not easy for most college
students to think about those less
fortunate
when
they
are
concentrating on expanding their
individual freedoms.
According to Breiseth, the
experince of working with others
instead of working alone can also
be fun and rewarding. He said, "If
you have 50 people who really care
about what they are doing or even
10 who are determined, that's all it
would take to mobilize this
campus."
Gladys deLeon, student,
said she thought the CROP Walk
was very successful. She said, "I
thought it was worth it. It was 6.2
miles and it didn't seem that, even
if it was raining. A lot showed up
from the community--lots of
highschools, churches, colleges.
It was really good that despite the
bad weather, a lot of people showed
up anyway.
Joe Iannuzzi, student, said the
walk brought him a greater
awareness of world hunger. He said

cause because it was
could do to help ~
Iannuzzi said "if, as the
says, we're all equal,
must be wrong. Even
there are starving people.
The CROP Wait
sponsored locally each
Wyoming Valley ·
Churches in part of a
taking place all over
fight world hunger.
Walkers stopped at
check points which weie
and a half miles apart
went from Kirby Part,
Market Street Bridge·
Barre, and then acrol'S
Street Bridge to King
to Kirby Park again.
According to
first place winner who
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said that about 50% of

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ips which could
your life

PAGE FIVE

Alcohol Awareness Week
•
upcoming
by Karen Murphy

made the sacri
se because it
Id do to help
mzzi said "if, as
,, we're all
,t be wrong. E
e are starving
The CROP
1sored locall
)ming Val
rches in p
ng place all
t world
kers stopped
:k points whi
a half mile
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lcet Street
e, and the
:t Bridge to
irby Park a
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place win
York m
~ipate in
: back in
that about
in about 1

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test- taking
unshavehe
coringJX&gt;w
fents. Weev
oereadyfor

ar too many accidents are
by young people who get
lhe wheel of a car thinking
fine. I only had a few beers."
misinfonnation is all lo often
This may be one reason
of all driving fatalities are
by drunk drivers and why
ds of all those arrested for
Jll.lt had a few beers."
These common sense college
tips may also save lives
lhe school year:
Don't drive after your next
party or happy hour r you've had beer, wine or
spirits. One American dies
alcohol-related traffic accident
35 minutes. IL is better to
an extra mile or spend the
a1 a friend's than to risk
lives on the road.
Eat something -- never
on an empty stomach. Eat
you go to a party, eat while
!here. Solid food like cheese
slow down ath alcohol
·on rate. If you're throwing
, serve lots of munchies and
of mixers.
3. Don't be pushed into
gmore than you can handle
b't pressure your friends to
.., with you. Everyone has an
tolerance.
Let your
ia:e themselves.
4. Keep a watchful

The week of October 19-25 is
Cocktails should contain no more
·
National
Alcohol Awareness Week.
than 1 1/4 ounces of ·distilled
This
is
the
week to become aware
spmts.
Wine . is commonly no
more than a 5 ounce serving and a of the effects of alcohol.
Most weekend nights, we all
typical serving of beer is 12
see
what
happens to people when
ounces. If you're mixing your own
they
drink
alcohol or when they are
drink use a shot glass to measure
around those who do. In general,
the liquor.
5. Know yourself and your we see people become rowdy, loud,
mood.
If you rarely drink, emotional and sometimes dangerous
chugging a few beers will affect to themselves or others. We all
you faster than it would affect know that drinking can be fun and
someone who is accustomed to most people like to drink. But
drinking.
Your mood can also when a person drinks too much and
influence th way you react to a for the wrong reasons, no one has
drink. If you're depressed over a fun.
Many people ask if there is an
test, drinking will depress you
alcohol
problem at Wilkes College.
further.
No
one
knows if there is a serious
Here are some common and
dangerous myths about alcohol that problem or if incidents such as
vandalism, fights, or car acciden~
should be dispelled:
are
isolated occurances.
Myth #1. You can pace
Whether or not these incidents
yourself by switching from liquor
to beer bf wine. Wrong. You are isolated, the students of Wilkes
consume the same amount of College should be aware of the
alcohol -- and can get just as drunk - effoct.s of alcohol.
Alcohol affects a person's
- from common servings of beer,
behavior. This does not m~n just
wine and liquor.
Myth #2. Coffee can sober heavy drinking, even mcderate
you up if you're drund. Wrong drinking causes some changes in
again. Coffee may wake you up, behavior. It makes people less
but it won't sober you up. If you inhibited, more self-destruct, ,e,
drink one too many and then have a moody,andcancausescveredepre!&gt;.~-.
dup of coffee and drive, you are just ion.
Alcohol impairs the functions
a wide-awake drunk behind the
wheel. Also, taking a cold shower of the Central Nervous System
won't do the trick either. That's which causes poor vision, loss of
only going to make you a wet coordination, memory loss, loss of
sensation, hallucinations, and brain
drunk.
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ulcers, cirrosis and kidney failure. University Students) chapter on
Heart disease has also resulted from Campus.
alcohol. These :\il::--el'\~ '.lfe caused
They do not advocate a "dry
by unr&lt;;sponsible drinking and not campus." All they want is a safe
by having one or two drinks. But, campus. Anyone having questions
if a person drinks one or two drinks may call Mark Sowcik, campus
a day because he or she needs them counS-elor, at extension 281 or call
to to get through the day, it is a the local Alcoholics Anonomyous
problem.
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PAGE SIX

Catalog complaints
by Marsha Howes

writing a short story. Some people
curl up in their favorite chair and
Ordinarily I am not home read a book for relaxation. I curl up
when the mail carrier delivers the on my chaise lounge and daydream
mail. If I am, I hide because I am as I page through a catalog. I never
embarrassed. Our house is located imagined there were so many kinds
near the mail route's end, so the of catalogs. In just one hour I
carrier must lug the mail we receive discovered I could order an alpaca
nearly one-quarter of a mile. I sweater
from
Peruvian
would not suffer guilt if the mail Connectionns; an all-night flight
included a driver's license, a tax suit from
Banana Republic;
refund, or a letter from my son. essential perfume oils from The
Instead, it is catalogs. Exactly why Body Shop;
elegant personal
we are on over one hundred catalog stationary from Day-Timers; exotic
mailing lists mystifies me. True, kiwi from Pinnacle Orchards;
we order some catalog items, but veggies for juggling from Signals;
not enough to excuse the number of silk pajamas from
Victoria's
catalogs we receive. One hundred Secrets; chinese snow peas from
catalogs sent out over a year's time Burpee Gardens; and hiking boots
equals one delivered every three to from LL. Bean. My American
four days. However, most catalog Express credit card would be my
companies send four to six a year, access to a quick order. Why, I
so that could equal four hundred to could have these items in two
six hundred catalogs in one year! weeks or less, shipped promptly by
My embarrassment and worry are United Parcel Post. What ease and
understandable. I fear our mail comfort to relax in my chaise
carrier may sue for a permanently lounge and order all I desire.
lowered shoulder, caused by
Screeching brakes interupted
carrying too many catalogs.
my catalog daydreaming:
The
Once the catalogs arrive it garbage truck arrived too early--I
seems a shame not to look through had planned to sneak a bag of
them.
They provide a break discarded catalogs into the trash can
between reading 'The Prince" and before the garbage men drove up

my street. The garbage men used
to eagerly grab any and all trash set
along the curb; that was before the
landfill cns1s.
Now, they
grudgingly take ,only four bags,
charging twenty dollars per week-the quarterly price one year ago.
Unable to risk hostile looks and
words.I decided to put the trash bag
filled with discarded .catalogs aside
until next week, especially as it
was number five.
Carrying the heavy trash bag, I
recalled reading in U.S. News and
World Report, that "each household
in the U.S. chums out a ton of
trash a year." Catalogs continue to
add to the average household trash
output. What is to be done to avert
a garbage crisis that threatens to
overwhelm
citizens
and
communities around the country?
In August, I sent postcards to thirty
catalog companies asking them to
remove my name from their
mailing lists. Two months later
my mailbox continues to be
overloaded with catalogs. It is time
catalog companies do their part in
the trash crisis. Stop sending all
those catalogs!

The great
give-away

by Korrie Anne Everett
On Friday, October 9, Wilkes

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -1 College was treated to a special

brand of humor which can only be
summed up as "Tim Cavanaugh."
Tim was funny, wierd,
entertaining and altogether unlike
any other comedian Wilkes has seen
for a while!
We were treated to jokes,
songs (of Dr. Demento fame), and
a special audience participation,
which included the "GreatGiftGiveAway"
The prizes were such
oddities as a zipper, an "Alf'
coloring book, a bag of prunes, a
can of pork and beans, and a turkey
baster! Tin then conducted a group
sing-along, leading the audi&lt;'~r:P

through such songs as "I W
Kiss Her (But She Woul
Me),""l Million Boules of
and "C'Mon, Drink Up, C
Di." We also got to
special friend, Raymond ire
Tim Cavanaugh was
the beuer comedians w·
seen in a while (unlike soch
Bob Garner and the "Chi
Limits").
entertaining without de ·
into the usual college-slllll
we've been , •itness to inthe
Three
cheers to
Cavanaugh. \ 'c hope to
_ such en tertaini. g shows
our
way, co 1rtesy Ii
Programming boai.l

Betsy Condron ope
faculty lectures
by Korrie Anne Everett

Murder, intrigue and revenge
are part of the Season Opener for
Showcase Theatre of Wilkes-Barre.
The
production,
"Someone
Waiting," a melodrama by Emlyn
Williams, will be performed at the
Dorothy Dickson Darte Center fot
the Performing Arts, campus of
Wilkes College... October 15 thru
Sunday, October 18.
All
performences will be at 8:00 p.m.

The production is bemg
directed by Sylvia Sabol of WilkesBarre and it will be done three-sided
arena...with audience seated on
stage.
Shown above in a scene are,
from left: Els Mariano, Michael
Androvich, and Mark Finkelstein.
Advance reservations are being
encouraged for "Someone Waiting,"
because of limited seating due to

arena-style
presentation.
Reservations can be made by
calling Showcase Theatre of Mrs.
Charles F. Hensley, 146 Madison
St., Wilkes-Barre (823-5266).

The first installment of the
faculty seminar lectures was
successful.
Given by Betsy
Condron, the director of community
relations at Wilkes College, it was
informative and interesting.
Mrs. Condron spoke of many
of the houses here on camJ?US, such
as
Sterling,
Weiss,
Waller,

McClintock, and Bedford
and their arci;\itecture and h'
the families that lived in !hem.
Her presentation incl
slide show that brought us
through time to see the h
they were many years ago.
The lecture was exec
architecture students, history
anJ laymen alike.

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BEACON!I

renaissru
ersent
arts. !
d up in
I f
. Salinge
lne. Rig
some 3,(
omer.
ider The
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ur armor
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'willing
oes rig
n, let's
be the
told his
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this elabor2
ng to swall
out, it wm
iggling. I
me and toL
been detainee
o ate two o
he'd chalk
id I'd lashed
ouldn't be
women she'd
There hasn'
yet that I've bee
to the mast o
I'd been drin

bar.

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College Syn
The date c
ormal
danc
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n ' from 9:00
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Mazak-- l

�on, Drink Up,
e also got
end, Raymond
Cavanaugh
· comedians
while (unlike
,er and the"
His
ng without
usual college:n , •itness to in
:c
cheers
;h. \ 'e hope
.ertaini. g sh
1y,
co 1rtesy
ning boai.l

res

presentation i
v that brought
me to see the
many years ag~
lecture was ex
·e students, his
~n alike.

October 15, 1987

ent :Perspectives

•

ow odd

IS

Leo

my Odd-yssey?

Penelope doesn't even get upset it were. She's pissed, she's got a .
about those seven years with Circe. boyfriend on the side and she wants
Doe.s that make any sense? You revenge all at the same time.
show me a woman who says "Oh, Sound more like it? You bet. You
seven years on an island with a try coming home from the war with
goddess, that's nice dear... " and I'll another woman. One who runs
show you a woman who'll inflate around the house going "Aiieee,
condoms with helium for party Aiieee!" A basket case on legs,
favors.
right? A walking banana. You see
Let's look at the facts.
I how far that gets you. You go
mean, here he comes, the old liar, crawl in the tub and tell your old
and he gets almost home. There he lady to fix up the guest room. Go
is within earshot practically, and ahead, try it. We're talking total
whoops, the gods blow him right mayhem here.
out to sea again. Uh-huh. Sure.
But Penelope--ah, the noble
· I've tried that line myself and I'm wife! This gal is so blind she can't
here to tell you, it just doesn't even recognize Odysseus--just
work. "Honey, I was on my way because he's dressed like a bum.
up the steps when this big wind Come on.
Picture yourself on
came along and blew me right down Sunday: raggy jeans, two days
the street into the bar." See how growth on your chin and beer stains
farthat will get you. Two black on your tee shirt. I guarantee your
eyes and a locked bedroom door I'll girlfriend could pick you out of a
bet you. But Penelope, she's just line-up with one eye shut!
glad to have her man home. What's
No, well-rounded or not, it
twenty years, give or take? Come would take more than Coleridge to
to think of it, Penelope may be the suspend my disbelief on this one.
reason we have Women's Lib today. Here comes old Odysseus, twenty
For another thing, Penelope years late, dressed like a bum,
has the whole castle to herself, a spouting pure bull, shooting arrows
hundred and twenty rogues, hunks, through ax handles and we're
and minor royalty camped out in supposed to buy it? I mean, what's
the living room, and Homer would an education supposed to be for if
have us believe that she never got not to cut through the crap and get
curious, not even once, for an illicit to the core?
romp in that old oak bed? Get real.
No, you go wading through
Either she's the one that outsmarted the Mediterranean with Ody and the
Odysseus, or she had the longest Crew if you want to. Me, I'm
headache in history.
going to concentrate on some juicy
Now,
you
give
me catalytic
hydroginations
over
Clytaemenstra any day. There's a platinum metals. And get a good
~oiuap ~ruuinl&lt;..Jpy~th intQ..,as_job..:... _ _ _ _ _ _ _

renaissance man and
conversent ..in science,
11d the arts. So along the
all end up in English 151.
fine.
I figure Kurt
J.D. Salinger and maybe
Milne. Right? Wrong!
·ng some 3,000 year old
Homer.
, consider The Iliad. I can
fully why it is important
into our armor and trudge
Troy. Really I can. But
comes to The 0dyssey--my
· "willing suspension
·er' goes right out the
I mean, let's face it, the
bas to be the biggest lie
ever told his wife as to
late getting home.
come on, Penelope, just
of this elaborate fish tale
willing to swallow? The
n trout, it would appear,
squiggling. I mean, if I
home and told my lady
I'd been detained by a onewho ate two of my men
she'd chalk it up to
!fl said I'd lashed myself to
so I wouldn't be distracted
women she'd know I
. There hasn't been a
yet that I've been able to
If to the mast over. No,
I'd been drinking and

bar.
not ,!en~pe~ ,lfel,h_

.....•••••••••••••- B

i

•
••

PAGE SEVEN

eacon at the movies

i Don't waste your time
~corts are needeC:
the annual Mary :
t t 3 O'Clock'
College Symphonyl a
The date of the
Formal dance
is
her 20th, and itf
by John Gordon
run from 9:00pm tOII
Your date will:
What do you get when a
for the ball tkkJ movie focuses on a high school kid
ich will cover
who looks like Beaver Cleaver?
type meal ancJ; Probably one of the worst movies
from local Top 4(C of the fall. "3 O' c .lock ~gh" is
Calibre. You wilI; extremely low--low m actmg, low
your dates at thel in laughs, and low in plot. In fact,
at Marywood,• the only time you'll laugh is when
is a predom-•■ you've come to rea1·Ize th at you
female populated: have spent ·$4.50 on this horrible
in Scranton. Non-! film.
applicants need I
.In "3 O' Cloe~ I:Iigh" the main
apply! Applications• plot Is a fight, thats It! Buddy, the
vailable in the Res-: high school tough guy, meets
Life and Student: Jerry, the class wimp. A scenario
•·es Offices
For-: of encounters between the two
information call: : follows, leading to the three o'
e Mazak-- 1-489- :c1ock showdown after school.

a:

• Newcomer Casey Siemaszko gives

i a credible performance as the kid

■t■ - ■ • ■ • ■ -•••• ••• • • who's going to lose all of his teeth.

The rest ·of the acting leaves a lot to
be desired.
The preview for this film
makes "3 O' Clock High" look
really good; that's what I believed
at least, but believe me, don't waste
your money on "3 O'Clock High!"

THE ,GRADE
ACTING .......2.0
MUSIC ....... 1.0
STORY....... 0.5
, FINAL ........ 1.0
John Gordon's reviews appear
weekly and are his own opinions.
John can also be seen on Wilkes
TV WCT on the monitors in Stark
Lobby, 11 am and 12 pm.

you're in for it
Aries- How'd it go this week? Not so good,
huh?
But, don't give up!
You're
a little
rambunctious; something has to turn up this
week.
Cancer- Did you like your week or what?
After all of the $%#@ dumped in your lap last
month, you were bound to make out good. If
you're still depressed STOP IT!! SMILE!!!
Virgo- You might lose your grip on
organization.
You think that everything is
done, but there might be something very
important and forgotten that is sneaking up on
you.
LeoYou're in for it this week. I don't know
what you did, but you're sure in for it. Please
find out what it is before it is too late.
Sagittarius- Happy Week!!! for you and you
deserve it.
Snuggle up to someone you love
and enjoy the ride.
Capricorn - Be serious please! You're in
college now and have to be -mature. Being able
to keep the heart of a child is great, but you
have to know when to draw the line.
Taurus - You can come out now, the onslaught
is over. Dig yourself out and start again. But,
get off on your best foot this time because
good things are coming.
Scorpio- Someone you love is unhappy and
needs you, so don't turn your back on them .
They were there for you, so be there for them.
Libra- Don't sweat the small stuff.
Little
things shouldn't bog you down . There are a
lot of worse things that could happen to you.
It's a lot better than BIG PROBLEMS!
Gemini- Be prepared for a rude awakening,
-you have been dancing on thin ice and it's
going to crack. Watch out, the water is deep
and cold.
Aquarius- "Opposite gender problems?" Just
remember you can't live with them and you
can't live without them.
Pisces- Cheer up, you are in for Happy
week. But if you refuse to cheer up,
this is
your last chance so cheer up or face the
consquesnces!!!!!

�PAGE EIGHT

October 15, 1987

Mel Powell: Music and Watercolo
•

Afternoon of music
by Tim Webster and Jeff Wilt

Before the intennission, the
audience was given an unbelievable
On Saturday, October 10th, opportunity; The composer and the
the Dorothy Dickson Darte Center performers took the stage for a
for the Perfonning Arts was alive question and answer session with
with the music of one of this the audience.
country's greatest and most diverse
After
intenn1ss1on,
Mel
composer/perfonners.
within a Powell , Bob Wilbur, and Chuck
time span of only two hours, the Riggs took the stage in a playful
audience was treated to both session of jazz improvisation. The
twentieth century classical music piano, clarinet, and drum set combo
and
popular
swing
jazz played swing-feel jazz.
Powell
improvisations.
showed the audience that his years
Next on the program was away from the jazz idiom had no
Judith Bettina, performing "Strand effect on his performance. The
Settings." This piece was a vocal entire concert was excellent and the
solo with electronic music as the audience can be thankful for the
accompaniment. In the last section opportunity to experience it.
there are two voices on tape and ,
- The concert began with the
Miss Bettina's live voice.
The "Composer's
String
Quartet"
intermixing of the three voices was performing Powell's string quartet.
hypnotic, eerie and very beautiful.
Powell complimented them by

saying that "every serious twentieth
century composer dreams of having
the "Composer's String Quartet"
perform his works."
Before the actual performance of
the quartet, Powell had each
member play a small portion of the
opening. the piece was made up of
four individual parts, that were
separate entities in themselves, but
when they were put together, they
meshed into a complete work of
genius. It started as a mass of
intricate rhythms and tapered to
unison
lines with a short
restatement of the opening into the
ending of one solitary note on the
first violin.
It was an excellent way to
spend an afternoon and a real treat
fot those who attended.

'' R.E.M.arkable '' Powell at Sordoni
by Spike and Randy
This week's album review is a
long awaited release by R.E.M.:
their new album "Document" on
I.R.S. records.
R.E.M.'s last
album "Life's Rich Pagent" brought
the group a lot of well deserved
airplay even on mainstream rock
stations.
I (Spike) was anxious to see if
the group would keep a succes&amp;[ul
commercial sound or return to an
earliersound. I(Randy)encouraged
Spike to listen to the album, and I
assured Spike that the album was
not commercial but a true R.E.M.
sound.
The American release, "The
One I Love" has a pop sounding
twist to it, but don't fret, that
single doesn't represent the whole
album. In fact, in the U.K., where
the sound R.E.M. speaks for itself,
a different single, "It's The End of
the World As We Know It (But I

As part of the "Celebration of
Music and Art III," the Sordoni Art
Gallery of Wilkes College opened
an exhibit entitled, "Mel Powell:
Watercolors" at 1 p.m., Sunday,
October 11. The third in a series of
exhibits that explores the theme of
musicians
as
visual
artists,
"Watercolors" is the first public
exhibit of the atrwork of Powell,
the noted jazz and classical
musician who appeared in concert at
the College's Darte Center on
Saturday, October 10. The exhibit
will remain in the Gallery through
Sunday, November 8, and is open
to the public, free of charge.
Powell began his rise to fame
in the jazz world at the age of
eighteen, as a member of the Benny
Goodman Orchestra. Throughout
the thirties and forties, his name
was as recognized as those of
Goodman, Glen Miller, Teddy
Wilson and Count Basie.
He

Feel Fine)," backed with a version
of "The One I Love" entitled "This
One Goes Out," was rel~~The album was released
August 31 and only one m..:nth
later the album has received mu.;~
airplay besides the two singles,
including "The First Worksong"
and "Welcome To The Occupation.''
Also, look for "Strange" which is a
song by the group "Wire" that was
covered frequently on the "Life's
Rich Pagent" tour.
I (Spike), at first, was
apprehensive about the album, but
only one listen to it completely
swayed my outlook and I must rate
this album first rate. I (Randy)
simply see "Document" as a truly
R.E.M.arkable album!
R.E.M. is currently on tour
with 10,000 Maniacs. Listen for
them on the "Spike and Randy
Show" this week for an exclusive,
interview! It's all happening on .
New Music 91 this Sunday.

"Scruffy the Cat"
by Don &amp;Ed
"Tiny Days" is the title of
Scruffy the Cat's first full-length
album, but I foresee big days for
this New Jersey based band. Their
first album, entitled "High Octane
Revival," was a six song E.P. It
featured great songs such as "Tiger,
Tiger," "40 Days &amp; 40 Nights,"
and
my
personal
favorite,
"Happiness T o Go." I enjoyed the
first album very much and the
second album is just as good if not
better.
Scruffy the Cat has an up-beat
rock sound which is found in songs

such as, "My Baby, She's All
Right," "Upside Down," and
"Never Never." Then they slow
down the tempo with songs such
as, "Hello Angel,"
and "Time
Never Forgets.''
Not only does Scruffy the Cat
use the basic guitar, bass, and
drums, but it adds some things like
the banjo, harmonica, and accordian
which gives it a unique, bar band
sound.
I expect a lot more great
albums from this up and coming
New Jersey band. If you enjoy the
nilly-gritty sounds of basic rock,
then Scruffy the Cat is the cat's
meow!

recorded his own compositions as a watercolors he has prod
headliner and with the Benny completed during that ti~
Goodman Orchestra, and during O'Ncal, guest curator
characterizes
World War II, played in and directed exhibit,
the Glen Miller Army Air Force works as "small, extremely
Band. Then, in the late forties, opumisuc,
completely
Powell began classical studies at representational, untitlal
Yale University under noted improvisational in nature."
composer Paul Hindemeth.
The watercolors of Md
Over the next forty years, have never before been
Powell established himself as a publicly. Two were used •
performer, composer, and teacher of for his albums, but the o
classical music.
He became a ' remained in the po
member of the faculty and later Powell and his close fri
chairman of composition at Yale, now.
leaving in the late sixties to
Gallery hours for the
become the head of the Music
are Monday through Friday
Department at the California p.m. and Thursday evenin
Institute of the Arts (Cal Arts). In
p.m.; Saturday 10 a.m. to
1p72, he assumed the position of and Sunday 1 Lo 5 p.m. Fir
ptovost of the Institute.
information, contact the
It was during his tenure as
Art Gallery at Wilkes Col
provost, from 1972 to 1976, that 4651, ext. 388.
Powell began to experiment with
watercolors. In fact, all of the

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October 15, 1987

medy with a point"

Sl"IEVIE ~rDESIBERG
to appear
at

IK!IRIBY CIENrlEIR
for 40th Annual Homecoming Weekend
The Wilkes College Alumni Association
and
Student Alumni Association
is sponsoring the appearance
on
October 24, 1987
at 8pm
Tickets can be obtained
through the
Wilkes Alumni Office
at
146 South River Street
or by calling:
824-4651, ext. 325

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goals.
The eight female characters
are played by; Michele Broton as
the Woman with Notebook, Chris
Brannock as the Woman in Safari
Outfit, Laura Hermann (King's
College) as the Woman in Avatrix
Outfit, Andrea Kocerha as the
Woman who Plays Records, Dawn
Meyer as the Girl in the Gossamer
Dress, Maureen O'Hara as th e

hears the term
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group of people
laying violins.
This "Chamber
a group of
up of studentd actors. The
and two men in
's play, "Chamber
Woman with the Gavel, Melissa
iq,resenting characters
Seay as the Woman in Armor, and
institution.
The . Kyra Zaharchuk as the Woman in
ering from delusions
Queenly Spanish Garb. The male
and they "believe characters are played by Robert
be famous historical Johansen as the Assistant and
The play itself is about David Zimmerman as the Man in
of the modem woman
·ons one's own White.
All the cast members have
ii usually deals with been "working very hard" says
lid the problems of Michelle Palmieri, the student
11t 1rying to reach their director.
Michelle is a senior

Theatre Arts major and this play is
a project for her Senior Workshopa class which consists of learning
set and costume designing, lighting
techniques and directing.
"Chamber Music" is an
interesting and serious play with a
twist of dark humor. Everyone is
urged to attend. The show runs for
d th
approximetly 50 minutes an
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performance dates are Friday and
Saturday, October 23 &amp; 24 a'
8:00. 1t will be appearing in th,
CPA and admission is free for
students with I.D.

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October 15, 1987

Sophomore jinx
Dear Editor:
As a member of the
sophomore class, it came to my
attention that I was not able to vote
for a sophomore class representative.
After further investigation of the issue I found out
what the reason was--they had not
decided whether or not to let the six
candidates run for representative.
The reason for some of these
candidates not being able to run is
that they broke a rule that states
candidates are not supposed to
mimeograph. What is the definition of mimeograpn? I am sure
many of you out there now are
scratching your heads and saying,
"mimeograph?" just as I did.
To ease my mind I looked and
I'm sure to ease many others, I
looked it up in the dictionary, and
this is what I found: a printing
device in which a waxed paper _
stencil cut by a typewriter or
stylus, rotates on a drum, ink from
which penetrates ... .etc. I do not
wish to bore you with details (as I
probably
already
have).
Now this is what some of- the
candidates did to get themselves
disqualified. They used computer
printouts which were considered to
be mimeogrpahs. I do not see any
correlation brtween these words at
all. It is a stupid rule that says that
the candidates are not able to .use
the computer. The reason for this
is that the computer room is open
for everybody's use and even if you
did not know how to use the
computer, there is always someone
there to show you how to use it.
Well, now that I have gotten that
off of the top of my head, I will
thank you for reading my views.

Thanks,
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by Kathy Harris
Colonels began the
ing to Lycoming on
an MAC contest. It
though the Jtickers
beginning of the first
, after a hardshot by
l'rom a comer hit, the
1-0. Despite efforts
offense and defense

In this week's action, the
Wilkes women's volleyball team
recorded two losses. Their record
now stands at 7-12. They improved
their MAC record to 1-3.
On
Saturday,
the Lady
Colonels hosted FDU-Madison.
The Colonels recorded the win, 3-1
(14-16, 15-13, 15-5, 15-12). No
other statistics were available at
press time.
Monday, October 12 the Lady
Colonels traveled to Marywood to
compete in a doubleheader with
Marywood and Allentown. In the
first game of the tournament
Allentown defeated Wilkes 1-2 (15-

mbcd to a devas. This marks the
loss for the lady

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turday the Wilkes
the Juniata Indians.
a definite difference in
spirits and abilities to
ieam. The defensive
de1ermined to feed the
ers, who succeeded in
llelllpts to take the ball
However, the score was
lhe end of the first half.
fought what seemed
less struggle towards
the score remained 0-0
of the second half. The
ued Lhrough two ten
time periods of intense
ht hockey. The game
without a score, but
complimented the
bers for their perdhard work throughout
defense was lead by an
performance from Kim
consistantly exhibited
the sweeper position.
bd trio of Debbie

I scored until I started
• Purcell had another
to celebrate on! y
as he recorded his
of the game. John
t composure as he
die ball under his body,
• the opposing keeper,
a powerful shot into
er of the goal. The
for the Colonels was
Mike Lenczycki. Paul
lifted a pass over the
backs as Lenczycki
,die ball and placed his
left side of the goal.
oncls' record is now 7out and support the
attempt to better their
. Wilkes will host

Saturday at 2:00.

Colonels!

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Donna Vasquez puts on the "D".
Marquart, Debbie Decesare and
Jane Zeller also contributed to a
good defensive day. The forward
line and the midfield combined to
form a strong attack with numerous
attempts at scoring from Kelly
Wandel, Sue Dicton and Donna
Vasquez.
Once again the Lady Colonels
are to be commended for their
endurance and perseverance in
Saturday's game. As cosen by the
coaches and captains, this week's
Player of the Week honor is shared
by Kim Cooper and Tara Haas.
Cooper is a senior captain and is
the starting sweeper.
Haas, a

sophomore, is a starting forward.
Cooper and Haas have been great
assets to the team and are especially
complimented on their play in last
weeks' games.
On Wednesday, October 14th
Lady Colonels made the trip t
Messiah for their final away gam
of the season. This was the team's
last MAC bout for the year. The
Lady Colonels host Cortland State
Friday, October 16. Game time is
scheduled for 4:00 p.m. The lady
stickers appreciate the encouraging
fans and look forward to your loyal
support as their 1987 season winds
down.

16-18,

15-2).

The

Colonels recorded eight aces, 33
attacks, and 80 digs. Debbie Miller
shined with 24 digs, while Linda
Straface had three aces and nine
attacks. There1.a Ayers recorded
two aces and Lisa Kravitz added 12
attacks in the losing cause.
In the second game Wilkes
lost to Marywood 0-2 (11-15, 815). The Lady Colonels recorded
five aces, seven attacks and 37 digs.
Kravitz had three of the team's aces,
while Straface had 13 digs. Miller
added eight of her own to aid the
cause.
The Lady Colonels' next game
is on Saturday when they host
Susquehanna. Game time is 11 :00
a.m.

Lady

Women hooters
upended by
Dickinson

Siberini, Urso set
personal records in
Dickirison meet
by Tom Urso

87 competitors. He recorded a time
of 28:21 in finishing the course.
The next runner across the line for
the Colonels was John Kline with a
time of 30:52. Doug Lane, Tom
Devine, and Pete Huber followed.
The team competed at their
home course Wednesday afternoon
against Albri ht

Saturday, October 10 the cross
country team traveled to Carlisle,
PA to participate in the Dickinson
Jonine Petras fights for position.
Invitational.
The weather on
1---------------------------Saturday was a pleasant surprise to
The Wilkes College Women's soccer team returned home Saturday
most people, but it was a
after a disappointing series of away games. The Lady Colonels hosted
disappointing occurancefor most of
Dickinson at RalS ton Field. Dcsp.-te losing 0-8, the lady hooters played
the harriers. All of the cold weather ~-=----......_-"-___..;...____ a strong game. The team in iL freshman season put on a good
last week made it difficult to run
defensive battle with Dickinson.
well in Saturday's heat.
Sport Fact
Junior Suzanne Payne started at 1?;oalie, filling in for the injured
There is a good side to this
Lori Trombetta. Payne recorded 27 saves for the Lady Colonels.
story, though, as both L1.nda
Th f'
Sophomore Kathy Malloy and freshman i!~ather Chelpaty turned in fine
e rrst televised World
d £
Siberini and Tom Urso set personal
S .
e ensive plays for the Colonel .effort.
enes was the 194 7 match up
c
s
records. Siberini received a medal
between the New York Yankees
aryn _tasco and Kelly Cota tur, ed in
good offensive
for finishing 13th out of 86
d th
performances. Despite being winless the teai.. is improving upon their
an
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kill
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runners. She completed the course
soccer
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won,
4
games
to
3.
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c ady Colonels' next gan1e will be ho, ~e against Elmira,
Urso placed 25th in a field of
Sunda y, October 25.

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Vol.XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 6

18766

October 15, 1987

Colonel of
the week

W\lKt..

Wilkes downs U psal
It wasn't pretty, but it was a
win. After jumping out to a 14-0
lead, the Colonels made an apparent
blow-out into a close.
The Colonels on their first
possession wasted no time in
hitting paydirt, as Carl DeLuca hit
Tony DiGrazia on a 34-yard scoring
strike. Shawn Meagley's PAT was
good and the Colonels jumped out
to a 7-0 lead.
The Colonel defense stuffed
Upsala for the second time and the
Colonels were back in business. A
roughing the kicker penalty gave
the Colonels great field position at
midfield.
Once again DeLuca
hooked up with DiGrazia for his
second touchdown of the game.
Meagley's kick was good and the
Colonels had a quick 14-0 lead.
At this point i~ the game
Wilkes was on the verge of
blowing out the Vikings.
But

turnovers by the Wilkes offense
gave the Vikings new life, and
Upsala scored its first points of the
game on a Tony Carmilio 29-yard
run. The PAT was good and Upsala
cut the Colonel lead to 14-7. There
was no further scoring and the
Colonels went into the lockerroom
wondering what could have been.
With the start of the second
half the Colonel offense continued
to gain yardage.
The Colonel
offense rolled up 460 yards on the
day. But mistakes and turnovers
halted the Colonels from putting
any points on the board.
After a scoreless third quarter
Upsala struck again as Carmino
scored his second touchdown of the
game, this time on a 66-yard
touchdown run. The all important
extra point was no good- and the
Colonels held a slim 14-13 lead.

At this point the
offense got serious. w·
offensive line of Bum,
Feldusen, Cargin, and S
running backs Courtney M
and Dean Am bosie found
holes in the Viking defensi
The drive ended with
throwing his third touchd0111
of the game, this time IO
Harrison. Meagley's boot w

and the Colonels held a 21-ll
Once again the
defense held off a late
attempt by an opponent,
Colonels had their fourth vi
the season. With this vie
year's squad is off to the
for a Colonel team in 15 y
Now the Colonels
looking for victory numlu
against the Aggies of
Valley.

Regional ranking
eludes Colonels
by Craig Lari~er
When the Wilkes' soccer team
traveled to Bethlehem, PA on
Saturday, they knew that if they
could upset Moravian College, their
chances for a top ten regional
ranking would be definite. The
Colonels were ranked eleventh
entering into Saturday's game
against the Greyhounds. Going
into the game Moravian was ranked
seventh in the region.
Unfortunately, the top ten
regional ranking
eluded the
Colonels this week as Wilkes fell
to Moravian 0-4. "I knew that it
was going to be a tough game
against a tough team. The ranking
was in the back of my mind
throughout the game," explained
Andy Renner.
Sean Lockhead
added, "I was disappointed with thr
overall outcome of the game. We
knew that we would have to pilly
well . in order to upset Moravian."
The Colonels may very well earn a
top ten regional ranking, but they
will 11ave to wait until their next
game to try again.
The Colonels added a win to
their record last Wednesday as they
defeated Juniata by a score of 3-2.

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                    <text>No. 6

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Wilk

9, 1987

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by Eddie Lupico

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On the morning of October
24, many members of the College
community gathered at the site of
the bell tower construction for its
dedication
as
part of the
homecoming weekend celebration.
Dr. Joseph H. Salsburg
served as Master of Ceremonies for
the event. Salsburg informed the
crowd that this was the first new
structure on campus since 1982.
Dr. Charles N. Bums and he were
classmates in the first graduating
class (1935) of Bucknell Junior
College, which later became
Wilkes. He told a playful anecdote
about "helping" Bums · through
chemistry by
"checking his
answers" during tests.
Trustee Ronald W. Simms
('60) said in his greeting that he
feels the "school is definitely on a
move upward." He is proud of the
committment made by the Board of
Trustees, the faculty, and the
alumni toward the tower and the

new gym.
John J. Chwalek next offered
his "perspective" of the event. In
1961, when his wife was a student
here, she suggested to him the idea
of a clock tower on campus to help
students find the time. When they
traveled to South Carolina one year,
every college campus they visited
had a central tower structure. Over
the years, he drew several sketches
of potential structures, but the idea
was dormant until the Homecoming
celebration a few years ago. There,
Chwalek mentioned the idea to a
group of alumni, eliciting a very
pos1uve response. At the time,
someone suggested it be named
after Bums.
Shortly thereafter,
President Breiseth and Dr. Bums
had lunch together, after which the
project was immediately approved.
James Sabatini, President of
the Class of 1970, said, "Today is a
very proud day for Wilkes College."
He explained the role of his class in
the belltower campaign. A special
part- nership began years ago with

the class of 1970 "inaugurating a
class reunion gift to repay the
college" for all it had done for
them. Last year, the class agreed to
pledge their funds, in excess of
$50,000,
to
the
belltower
campaign. He stated that Wilkes'
committment to continued growth
in curriculum and facilities was a
great
incentive
for
class
contributors to remain faithful to
their promise.
"A feeling of
friendship permeates the campus,"
he said.
President Christopher N.
Breiseth then stepped to the podium
for the official dedication of the
belltower. He began by noting that
this project "came from vision, a
little bit of courage, and from the
sense
that
institutions,
like
families, need to rally around. . .
and
establish
aspirations."
According to Breiseth, the tower is
going to include a plaza with
benches, which, he hopes, will
foster a center of debate and serve as

Continued on p.5

wprogram benefits community
a press
tly to announce the
of a Drug and
Education Center on
College received a
of $63,700 from
SlaleS Department of
lhis purpose.
will serve as an
llaining resource for
240 teachers from
County school
In order to motivate
· ipate, there will be
Ir lhe progam. The
be paid for by the
~wards will exist for
psticipate in that the
will have a positive
die participant's educeat at no financial
while also potentially
fa salary.
· t's main purpose at
be to educate local
Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy,
uate studies, is in
die curricular responsdlc program. He cited a
which found that the
in the Wilkes-Barre

area is that of drug and alcohol
abuse. The creation of this center
will have two great advantages.
First, people who participate in the
training will receive graduate
credits. Second, the project is a
direct response to the Drug and
Alcohol Advisory Council which
has been pushing for such a
positive undertaking for a long
while. This involvement is just
one part of the College's ongoing
role in serving the local and
regional community.
Fahmy explained the basics of
the
initial
program.
Thirty
educators will be chosen to
participate in each course by a
committee - within the Center.
Courses will last for eight weeks,
with 2 three-hour classes per week,
for a total of 45 hours of
instruction. Two sessions will be
offered each spring, summer, and
fall. At this rate, all of the 240
teachers being considered will have
gone through the program in about
2 1/2 years.
.
Dr. Michael Garr, assistant
professor of sociology and anthropology, was named Project
Director. He views the program as
necessary and said that "if we're to

confront . . the drug problem,
teachers need to be on the front line
edge. There is a growing need to
sensitire teachers to drug problems
students may face. The first step is
education."
Serving as consultant to the
project will be Carmen Ambrosino,
executive director of Wyoming
Valley Alcohol and Drug Sen-ices,
Inc. He said that the program will
allow educators to learn "early
warning signs of abuse" and teach
them the importance of referring the
students to proper sources of
treatment. He called the project
"creative response to an area long
identified but not dealt with."
Ambrosino stated that a pilot
project launched previous to the
creation of the present Center "had
outstanding results and moved the
main project a step further."
Though the program proper
will be instituted through the
College's Graduate Division, other
features of the program will have
far-reaching effects on both the
College and community. These
proposals involve undergraduate
courses for nursing, sociology, and
psychology majors as well as
courses in the Continuing Educ-

a

ation Department The Center will
also sponsor seminars and workshops in an attempt to increase
awareness in members of the
community.
A regional training center is
also planned. This project would
work with local law enforcement
officers, juvenile authorities, and
certified addictions counselors to
provide them with a strong
background in dealing with youth
alcohoVdrug abuse.
Additionally, there is the
research contstituent of the project.

The Wilkes Computer Center, as
well as the Farley Library, will
serve as valuable sources of
locating and processing data and
statistical information.
As the project evolves,
additional funding will be sought
from private foundations. Wilkes
is attempting to mobilize adults to
help the young overcome this
threatening problem.
President
Christopher Breiseth said, "It is a
challenge that faces all of us if we
care about our future."

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Editorial

Alcohol awareness
flourishing

Letters to the Editor
A special thanks
Dear Editor:

Dear Editor:

On Thursday, October 22,
1987, the Alcohol Disciplinary
Board and several student organizations sponsored "A Drink with
the Deans and Faculty" as part of
Alcohol Awareness Day at Wilkes
College. As Coordinators of this
project, I'd like to publicly thank
the students who were instrumental
.
.
.
.
m making this event a success:
Special thanks to Kris Cornall, Liz
Fitzhugh, Bill Heaster, Henry
Novroski, Barb Riley,_Joe Snell,
Heidi Weiser, various members of
Bacchus,
ROTC,
and
most
especially to Karen Murphy and
Sharon Froude who were responsible for the planning that led up to
Alcohol Awareness Day.
Responsible decision making
regarding alcohol consumption is
an important, controversial issue on
campuses across the country. It is
gratifying to know a vital, concerned group of students, interested
in focusing on this critical aspect of
student life exists at Wilkes
College.

Recently, Wilkes held a press conference to announce the
establishment of a Drug and Alcohol Abuse Education Center. This
center, available due to a grant from the US Department of Education, is
designed to educate secondary school teachers about the early warning
signs of drug and alcohol abuse and how to refer students to the proper
agencies. An admirable goal, but some may ask, "Just how is this
program going to help Wilkes College?" Ostensibly, the program may
not seem to have any direct benefit on the College itself. We must,
however, look beyond the surface of the program. The more educators
on the college and university level who help secondary schools fight
the problem of drug abuse, the more responsible and productive students
we can expect to enter college and society. The program may seem
idealistic. How can merely educating teachers help the community?
We are responsible as a part of this community to help implement
improvements in any way that we can. Wilkes is not a separate entity;
we exist because of the community. The commmunity provides Wilkes
with support. It is only fitting that Wilkes gives something back.
Helping the community is vital, but once students make it to
campus, the threat of alcohol and drug abuse does not just go away. In
fact, for many, college is the place where intensive abuse of alcohol
begins. Previously, the only body that addressed the alcohol problem
on our campus was the Alcohol Disciplinary Board that serves to
enforce the College's official alcohol policies. Now, however, it seems
that a core group of concerned students have taken the initiative and
reacted to the "silent" alcohol problem. Last Thursday a "Drink with
the Deans and Faculty" was held, sponsored by a newly formed group,
BACCHUS (Boost Alcohol Consciousness Copceming University
Students). The event was designed to help students and the campus
MarkSowcik
commmunity become aware of their alcohol consumption. In an
Campus Counseling
atmosphere almost always associated with excessive drinking and
partying, the organization has the potential to be of great help to the
campus community. What is perhaps most important about the studentbased group is the source of its motivation. It is not a group designed
to warn students about the evils of alcohol, or even to suggest that
students should not drink. Rather, it is a group that only wants students
to be aware of their drinking habits, stressing the act of responsible
drinking instead of the "drink 'til you puke" ideal favored on many
college campuses.
A school can set alcohol policies and occasionally enforce them ,
by M. E. Evers
but if the students are not aware of their actions and continue to abuse
alcohol, then the policies are ineffective anyway. The students, in fact,
To all of you who've been
are the driving force behind the alcohol policies, behind the parties, and
complaining (oops, I meant to say,
behind a reasonable social atmosphere. Awareness and responsibility go
"voicing the opinion") lately that
hand-in-hand in the case of alcohol consumption, and if BACCHUS
The Beacon's writers in general--and
succeeds in its goal to make students more aware of their alcohol
this columnist in j&gt;articular--have
consumption, the group can only improve the atmosphere, both social
nothing nice to say about Wilkes .
and academic, of the College. All too many times the subject of
alcohol consumption is taken lightly by some members of the College
... . this one's for you! (And
community, most notably students. It is refreshing to see students
a rousing cheer for all you folks at
willing to be involved in something that may go against the feelings of
Anheuser- Busch.)
the majority of students.
Seriously,
though,
the
I urge students to look into BACCHUS, if only to hear what the
prevailing belief around campus
group has to say. As part of your college experience, you should be
these days--a sentiment that
willing to entertain all points of view. I also urge Wilkes College to
distresses me each tim_e I hear it
take the Drug and Alcohol Abuse Center very seriously. If managed
uttered--seems to have it that we
correctly, the program will be a benefit to this community and in tum
Beacon writers harbor a downright
to Wilkes. A college is only as good as its foundations, and two of the
"negative attitude" about Wilkes.
major foundations of this College--the community and the students-Not true. We simply care
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befalls us in our four years at
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Wilkes does (it should go without
VOL. XL No. 8 October 29, 19 87
saying) figure greatly in determining our futures.
And the
Advisor-Tom Bigler
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
direction
this
College
takes--the
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
News Editors -Kim Klimek
programs it supports and the
-Korrie Anne Everett
~

A

In defense of

second floor of Weckem
We are all going to
put up with an ugly oolo
middle of our walkway f(I
However, the stately
lovely sounds of the bells
well worth it Thank
showing a different view.

My question to you and your
staff, who have written unfavorably
about the bell tower, is what's the
big deal? The money for -the
belltower was donated solely for the
purpose of the belltower, not for a
gym, or new books, or even more
parking spaces. The Alumni has
donated all the money; Wilkes
College has donated none. It was
donated to honor a great Alumnus,
Dr. Burns. Sure, they might have
decided to donate this money for a
better purpose. But the point is
that it's their money and if they feel
a belltower is an appropriate gift of
their loyalty to their college, then
so be it
This letter is not an attempt to
put down student interests or social
consciousness.
But how can
writers like M.E. Evers report on
the belltower without having all the
facts.
M.E. Evers'
san:astic
remark about a "worthwhile
investment" is totally uncalled for,
as shown above. If M.E. Evers or
any of your other bell tower
reporters need these facts, have
them contact Richard Charles in the
Student Advancement Office on the

J.F.S.

Tuesday, Novem
Thursday, Nove

19
Tuesday, Dece
Tuesday, Decem
Monday, December

All sessions
at 4:00 p.m. in
Farley Lounge
the Stark Learn
Center
Be there!

pawn in their 2ame

Look, Ma, no complaints

-Eddie Lupiro
Photography Editors-Beth Mazzullo
Sports Editors-Bill Kem
-Donna Y edlock
-Lisa Miller
Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance
Sports Photographer-Bruce Alexis
Ad Managers-Mark Shedlock
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
-Anne Humphrey
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi
Contributing Writers: Rob MacArthur, Lenny Skursky, M .E. Evers,
Bill Barber, John Gordon, Don (Semyon) &amp; Ed (Buonocore) Chris White,
Kathy Harris, Tom Urso, Wendy Shwed, David Hassler, Craig Larimer.

Contributing Photographer: Nancy Fuhrman

priorities it sets--determines the
direction our education will take.
But if you, dear reader, are one
of the minority who still says,
"Sure, but it won't affect me; I'll be
out of here in May," here's a little
food for thought:
you will be
identified for years to come as a
Wilkes grad. And in ten years,

people--perhaps even prospective
employers--won't remember what
Wilkes was like in 1987; they'll
associate the Wilkes of '87 with the
Wilkes of '97. The state of the
College in ten years, then, may be
something of concern to us all.
But, now that I've stepped
down from my soapbox, I'll get
back to what I said at the start of

this column.
column is for everyooe
of The Beacon's "complainLt'
In the last week, I'll
some good things happening

campus.
For one, work has
on some long

begun

Alcohol Awareness Day

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October 29, 1987

vements--changes
ve the quality of
(something I'd
lieve was a wellconcept lately).
oticed that there
truction vehicles
lately than those
irby Hall; have
hat's being done?
mbling walkway
outside the cafe
fixed.
Delaware
and
s ru~ undergoing
ns, of sorts: the
tting new porches
sidents may be
the inconvenience
w steps will be
ng--and, certainly,
ape--than the old,
finally, the dirt parking
Delaware Hall is finally
paved. (The huge hole
lakes up six parking
dug to facilitate drainage
actual paving began.)
will we have to wade
risk losing shoes in)
11ud puddles just to reach

rink with
e Deans"
success

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he last
d things h

111

some

good tI:iing that seems to be going
on here. It seems as if students are
becoming a little more interested in
campus events; two instances of
"non-apathy" caught my attention
this weekend.
Homecoming, of course, was
the first.
Homecoming dis:plays
this year were quite creative; attendance at events was high. There is,
apparently, still "school spirit" at
Wilkes.
The second example was last
weekend's
theatre
production.
Chamber Music wasn't a Wilkes/
King's production; it was a studentdirected production, directed by
senior Michelle Palmieri. Attendance at the play was good the
night I attended; from what I
understand,
Chamber
Music
boasted the best attendance any
student-directed play at Wilkes has
ever had. Not bad for Homecoming
Weekend, is it?
Maybe, then, it's really going
to happen.
Wilkes students may
finally become more aware and
more interested in campus life.
Maybe we'll never have to read
about apathy in The Beacon ever
again--a prospect I'm sure delights
many of you.
See? Never let it be said that
this writer has a "negative attitude"
about her future alma mater....

Thursday, in the lobby of
ing Center, free nondrinks were served to
students and those just
dlrough. The event-as "A Drink with the
Foculty"--was supported
ogy Club, the k;· Force
DI the First Aid Squad.
involved seIVed a
drink to studcr.iS and
ho attendtd This
to mingle with the
in a social setting
I. The purpose of
to make students
inking habits.
who have been
about the consumption of
by fellow students are
t start a chapter of the
BACCUS (Boost Alcohol
Concerning UniverlS) Association which
SIUdents to become more
lbeir usage of alcohol and

Core curriculum
• •
rev1s1on proposed
by Kim Klimek
As Wilkes progresses through
the 1987 school year, members of
the Core Curriculum Committee
are thoroughly examining core
curriculum requirements.
Three years ago, the College
received a $300,000 grant for
faculty and curricular development.
This is the third year of the grant,
and Dr. Robert Heaman, associate
dean of academic affairs, said that
the College plans to re-apply for
the next $200,000 over a five-year
period. He said that during this fiveyear span, the College will do a
thorough analysis of curriculum
based on students' needs.
Upon recommendations from
the task force committee and the
Long-Range Planning Committee,
the College decided to examine
"tjlose principles and ideals that
guide
the
College - in ,, the
development of its various curricula
and its work with the community,"
according to the Spring 1985
Mission Statement. That statement
read further, "In short, the
committee proposed a review of the
mission of Wilkes College and a

redefinition of philosophies to serve
to give it identity and continue to
be the basis for orienting its
thinking and work."
Heaman explained the core
curriculum is being reevaluated "to
provide for a better education." He
said, "It [the core curriculum] may
atrophy. [We must] examine what
we have. If we agree that what we
already have is O.K. after
reviewing, we will stay with it"
A benefit of a new curriculum
would be to provide a liberal arts
education which would enable
students to keep pace with the
modem world.
Heaman said, "As we enter a
rapidly changing, complex society,
students will need to be both
technologically
and
culturally
literate and as citizens will be faced
with difficult moral and ethical
judgements.
"We hope to prepare our
students to be lifelong learners--to
put students in the center of
learning experiences, developing
skills needed," Heaman added.
The committee had been
meeting to decide what students
should learn before they graduate.

Having reviewed goals and approved
them, the committee is now
working on a model curriculum.
One new feature may be
"Common Experiences" courses.
These would be courses which
might introduce current ethical
issues,
cultural programs and
aesthetic life into classes.
An
example of this would involve
students going to see a play which
was taught in class.
Freshmen seminars may also
be part of the new core. These
would help the student get the most
out of controversial, technical, and
cultural events offered on campus.
Other features of the new core
would inclu~e Proficiency (basics)
and the Distribution Requirements
(Arts, Humanities, Social Sciences,
Mathematics,
and
Sciences
courses).
Any changes made would
affect incoming students in 1989.
Those on the committee are
Bing Wong, chairman;
Sharon
Telban, past chairman;
Louise
Berard; Walter Karpinich and Rose
Cordora.

Opinion

Who ran Iran?

teach them how to recognize signs
by Lenny Skursky
of ·abuse or addiction. With the
help of Mark Sowcik, director of
This week the U.S. took
campus
counseling,
interested
students will put up posters, another step towards peace in the
distribute pamphlets, and share Persian Gulf. We attacked Iranian
The
important information about drink- quasi-military installations.
attack
was
in
retaliation
to
an
ing to members of the College.
The purpose of BACCUS is not to Iranian attack on an American boat
It's nice to see the president of
keep students from drinking
altogether, but rather to inform the U.S. stand up for U.S.
them ; !)Out the potential dangers of interests. My only question is:
"What U.S. interest?"
"booz;rig it up" excessively.
When
the
last
Iranian
/, _'.::ninistrators and students
who were involved had a positive revolution ended, a murderous
feeling about the event. Most felt dictator was overthrown and the
the presentation was an extremely U.S. CJ.A. lost a valuable ally.
good method of introducing the Because of our support for this
club to the campus. Any student violent man and Soviet aggression
interested in joining BACCUS in Afghanistan, the people of Iran
should attend a meeting on turned away from both world
And out of the
November 5th in Mark Sowcik's philosophies.
confusion
arose
a
religious fanatic.
office . on the first floor of
During
the
f
rrst few years of .
Hollenback Hall. Students who are
unable to attend may pick up his rule, Iran adopted a policy of
violence,
mostly
applications outside Sowcik's office international
against
innocent
civilians.
Yet
anytime after November 5th.
everyone still bought his oil and
sold him guns.
Meanwhile, next door in Iraq,
another petty dictator went the other
way. He sold his oil to the west
and bought large quantities of
weapons from the Soviets.
One day Iraq launched all of its
Soviet weapons against Iran's

American weapons. Believing that
the U.S. would not resupply Iran,
Iraq became overconfident and lost
every battle of this long war, while
Iran took more and more Iraqi"land
for itself.
Eventually Iran started running
out of American weapons, while
Iraq kept getting more Soviet
weapons. To keep from losing,
Iran started buying weapons from
everyone, France and China getting
the majority of weapon contracts.
To prevent a Soviet- backed
nation from gaining control of Iran,
and to, supposedly, ease Middle
East tension by influencing Iran
back to our way of thinking, not to
mention the billions of dollars in
exorts from the U.S., we sold Iran
replacement parts for its American
weapons.
Meanwhile, Iraq was about to
lose the only port it had for
shipping oil to the rest of the
world. Another country, Kuwait,
opened a pipeline through its
territory so Iraq wouldn't go broke.
I think that means they (Kuwait and
Iraq) became allies.
To destroy the other's war
effort, Iraq started bombing Iranian
oil depots and tankers. This put us
in the middle; afterall we were Iran's
ally, but we were Kuwait's ally,

too. Or is it we were Iraq's ally and
!fun's enemy. No, that's not right.
We sold Iran guns, so we were
Iran's ally, but we just bombed
them.
Anyway, the U.S. .~
involved somehow.
Again, my first question:
"Whose interest?" Let's look at
this country by country. Iran is
anti-United States, but we sell them
guns. Iraq is Soviet- supported, yet
it's our fleet that protects their oil
exports. Kuwait is neutral, yP.t
they ship Iraqi oil on U.S. tankers
that are being bombed by Iran.
I guess our involvement isn't
political.
So let's look at it
economically. We sell guns to Iran
so that those same guns can be fired
on U.S. ships. No gain there. Our
tankers haul Iraqi oil (which isn't
even for the American market) so
they can sell it for money to buy
Soviet weapons. Kuwait is where
we pick up the oil, and the tankers
are owned by Kuwait, even if they
do fly the American flag. Wait.
That's the answer!
Don't the
Kuwaiti oil sheiks own most of the
U.S. territory not owned by the
Americans? And the oil is shipped
to Japan. Who owns the rest of the
U.S. territory not owned by
Americans?

�October '19. 1987

HomecomingWeeke
1987 King and Queen chosen from court and anounced
by Kim Klirnelc

Princes making up the court
were Michael Zobel, third runner-

Banners unfurled on the fence
surrounding the football field
showed the crowd's enthusiasm for
Homecoming 1987. The audience
tension was as high during halftime as it was during Saturday's
football game. The cheerleaders'
cheers, the band's playing, and the
audience's murmuring stopped as
President Christopher Breiseth,
Student Government (SG) President
John
Rosania,
and
alumni
representatives walked onto the
field. Students, parents, faculty,
administration and alumni leaned
forward on their seats to hear the
name of their favorite Homecoming
Court nomiooes.

up; Matt Ryan, second runner-up;
and Brian Dorsey, first runner-up.
Ed Gallagher was Homecoming
King.
Princesses
for the
Homecoming Court were Leah
Kulikowski,
third
runner-up;
Kristin Kolensky, second runnerup; and Sue Novobilski, first
runner-up.
Homecoming Queen
. was Michele Novobilski.
The royal pair were driven by
Commuter Council President Scott
Barth in a black Corvette.
Michele Novobilski is a senior
psychology major with a minor in
political science from Carbondale.
She graduated from Sacred Heart
High School and came to Wilkes

College in 1984. Novobliski is a
resident of Weiss Hall and has been
a resident assistant for the past two
years. She is also Senior Class
vice-president and captain of the
cheerleading squad.
Novobilski
said, •Homecoming is always a
nice time. I met a k,t of people
who I haven't seen in a long time."
Homecoming
King
Ed .
Gallagher is a senior business
administration major. He came to
Wilkes from Bethlehem, in 1984
upon graduatim from Liberty High
School Gallagher has been on the
College ~ team for four
years. He said that he also enjoyed
the Homecoming events.

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As the cheers rose from the
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Homecoming King and Queen.
President Christopher Breiseth then
announced the names of the eight
Homecoming finalists.
Afterwanl. Geage Ralston,
dean of Slndent affairs emeritus, led
the cheerleaders and finalists in the
lradiriooal "Go Wilkes!" cheer.

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why should it be built
's the utility of such a
why is it taking so
stressed that the
the "beginning triumph
Tomorrow Campaign
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final speaker at the
w Dr. Charles N.
He began by saying he
his speech "short, like a
llathing suit--brief and
RJbject"
his hope that the
will provide Wilkes a
to university status.
his personal history and
of Wilkes; how the
ae out of the depression
to the community"

providing him the opportunity for
a quality education.
Dr. Burns has lived in the
vaJley for his entire life. He was
the first Wilkes graduate to become
a doctor, earning his degree from
Jefferson Medical College in
Philadelphia and later being certified
by the American Board of Urology.
His distinguished career has spanned
nearly five decades, 'including
presidential positions on the
Northeastern
Pennsylvania
Urological Association and the
American Cancer Society of
Wyoming Valley. He has also
received praise for his innovative
designs of ·several urological
medical instruments. Additionally,
he has traveled a lecture circuit,
speaking to many prest1g1ous
groups. He has served on the Board
of Directors of Mercy Hospital and
the Wilkes College Board of
Trustees.
At the end of the ceremony,
the plaque which is to be attached
to the finished tower was unveiled.
In addition to Burns, both Chwalek
and the Class of 1970 receive
official recognition for their
significant contributions to the
project

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'Lebanon Valley Cemetery" buried the competition.
by Kim Klimek

Homecoming displays were
judged by alumni last Friday at
4:30 p.m. According to Anthony
Shipula,
director of alumni
relations, the three prizes awarded
RNS ALUMNI TOWER AND CARILLON were Best Overall, $50; Best Club,
In Honor Of
$25; and Best Donn, $25.
The winner of the "Best
Overall" category was McClintock
Charles N. Burns, Sr., M.D.
Hall. The hall's display was titled
"Lebanon
Valley
Cemetary."
Responsible
for
making
the display
of the Bucknell University Junior College Class of 1935,
were Nancy Fuhrman, dorm
· ·an member of the Alumni body, who as healer, trustee,
secretary; Sandra Catina, president;
leader, counselor, husband, father and friend exemplifies Michelle
Chiodo,
Stephanie
the highest aspirations of the educated person.
Machuzak, Karen Zack, Debbie
•
•
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Marquart and Kara Goobic.
also recognizes the pride of Wilkes College in its Alumni and
Fuhrman said the group used
iation by Alumni for the opportunities afforded by a Wilkes
balloons, spray paint, crepe paper,
and
newspapers
to
create
education. On behalf of all Alumni, the Wilkes College
McClintock's display.
She said
that once the group realized that the
Class of 1970
displays would be judged soon, they
worked hard at making theirs the·
rated leadership by contributing their Senior Class Fund,
best. "We work best under pressure
· hed at their commencement, June 1, 1970, to be given in
[and] were very spirited. We had
celebration of their 15th anniversary.
the most sch09l spirit,"
said
*
Fuhrman. Tombs, hanging bats,
large
banners,
footballs
on
erpiece of the Wilkes College campus also recognizes the
windows,
listings
of
names
and
career of
numbers of the Wilkes team
members and a coffin enclosing a
John J. Chwalek
dummy of the Lebanon Valley
quarterback were featured in the
began his association with the College on July 1, 1946, and has dorm's display.
Wilkes continuously since that time as Placement Director,
"Cue N' Curtain" captured the
award for Best Club Display. Bob
· ns Counselor, Community Relations Director and Special
. He worked to erect the Tower as a campus focal point and Wachowski and Rob Johansen were
of high ideals for students, alumni, faculty, staff, and trustees in charge of making the display.
Their display was in two parts .
•
•
The first was a sculpture of a bell
tower entitled "The Cue N' Curtain
October 24, 1987
Ringing the Way to Victory."

ption on plaque:

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The second part was constructed to
look like a giant silver spade and
was called "We're Burying the
Opponents."
Waller South won the "Best
Donn" award. Those involved in
making the display were Susan
Auch-Schwelk, dorm president;
Anne Rasmussen, vice-president;
Cathy Burke, secretary;
Linda
Black and Stephanie Hambrose,
resident assistant. The theme was

"The Dedication."
The display
consisted of a ship entitled the
"S.S. Waller," a sign saying "We
dedicate this ship for the Wailers," a
champagne bottle and glass, and
balloons and streamers.
The displays were judged on a
scale from one to five in such
categories as originality, attractiveness, composition, craftsmanship
and theme.

Cue N'Curtain "rang their way to victory" with a replica belltower
in front of the CPA.

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Campus Leader-Scott Barth
by Lee Morreil
Last week we introduced you to Student Government President John
Rosania, our first Campus Leader. You learned about him and his
organization and what it's all about. This week we would like you to get to
know Scott Barth, Commuter Council president.
Scott is a junior marketing major from Kingston. At present, besides
his studies and duties
president, Scott is assisting in his father's
successful packaging brockerage business. He ·hopes to continue with this
and someday go out on his own.
To understand what Scott's job is, you first must know what
Commuter Council (C.C.) is and what it is they do. According to Scott,
"C.C. is an organization that allows and encourages commuter students to
take part in various school activities. We are also in charge of allocating
parking permits." Scott's job is to see that this is all done successfully, and
to attend various important student/administration meetings to "see that
commuters are fairly represented and to provide a means that all commuters
have their opinions properly voiced."
With Scott as president, and the rest of his board, (Bruce Hom, vice
president; Barb Carpenter, recording secretary; Jennifer Douglas,
corresponding secretary; Jim Gizelbach, treasurer; Matt Beekman,
parliamentarian) C.C.'s future looks bright. For this semester they have
planned a halloween gym dance for this Saturday featuring the band Gandalf,
a New York City bus trip on November 25, and a Christmas semi-formal
dance scheduled for December 4. Activities aren't all of C.C.'s future. They
also have plans to improve commuter life. Scott says that he plans to
propose to the Student Government an alternate parking plan. The plan is
to utilize the parking lot at the Ralston field complex and have a shuttle bus
system to the school. (At press time the proposal had already been made
but there was no judgement.)

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A cynically humorous play, "Chamber Music" was presented on Friday and Saturday night, October21
the Wilkes College Theatre. Michelle Palmieri directed the production which subtly commended on the
to women in a "man's world." Both nights went off without any problems and the show was met
reviews. Shown above is a scene from "Chamber Music." Involved in this scene are Andrea Kochera
with the records;" Kyra Zaharchuk as "Woman in queenly Spanish garb;" Michele Broton as "W
notebook;" Jessica Holm as "Woman in armor;" and Chris Brunnock as "Woman in safari outfit"

Beacon at the movies

The modern mast
of horror is back
by John Gordon

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Scott has other interests out of school. During the summer he travels
every weekend to various racetracks in Pennsylvania, Maryland, New York,
and New Jersey where he competes in amateur motocross. He is in his
second year racing 125 cc Suzukis and is sponsored by Pro Motion cycles.
This summer his diligence paid off. At the state championships he earned
honors as the PA state champ for 125 cc class. Aside from being a
champion racer, he. also enjoys skiing for some nice relaxing,
not-l&lt;Hlangerous re.creation.
As I asked John Rosania last week, I asked Scott what being a Campus
Leader means to him. Scott confidently answered, "It provides me with the
opportunity to help make decisions that effect the school; it also prepares
me for the 'decision making process' I will encounter in the business world.
I also feel that your experiences and what you make of them is the most
impMant developmental aspect of a college education."
Commuter Council meets once a week on Tuesdays at 12:00 in the
Stark Learning Center room 209. Barth invites any commuter to come out
and join their "th~y-plus" members at the meetings.
Scott Barth 1s one of many fine leaders on campus, and as I have
already said, stay tuned and check out our "Campus Leader" series because
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Stephen King may be the
current master of horror in the book
world, but when his novels are
transformed into film they don't
come across quite as well as his
written words. The best Stephen
King film was "Chistine," which
was about a possessed 1957 Chevy.
The director of this movie was the
current master in the horror film
medium, John Carpenter.
In
1978 · he
brought
"Halloween" to the big screen.
This story was about a seemingly
indestructible killer, called "the
boogeyman," who returned to his
childhood town to unleash a reign
of terror and murder. It was the
largest grossing independent film of
all time. Since then, Carpenter has
directed or produced a number of
good but far from successful films.
These included "Starman" and
"Escape From New York," to name
a few. His real talent, though, lies
in horror. In his latest thriller,
"The Prince of Darkness," he sets
out to recapture horror fans abound,
and he does it quite successfully at
that
.
The first fifteen minutes of
"Prince" .
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b t •f
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can , w1 . s fi
esereal
tnte moments
I
you re m or some
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"The Prince of Darkness" Donald
Pleasance ("Halloween I &amp; II'')
plays the part of a priest who sets
out to prevent Satan from entering
our world. He recruits a college
professor and some of his graduate
science students to help him. The
whole story is set in an old and
abandoned church where the devil
plans to make his grand entrance.
Inside there is a glowing emerald
glass cylinder with unusual evil
powers. For instance, when someone gets to close to it, they get
zapped and are therefore under the
power of the devil. The army of
the devil worshippers grows and the
scares and suspense mount to an
exciting finale.
The camera shots are a large
part of why "The Prince of
Darkness" comes across in such a
spectacular way. Carpenter used
similar
camera
work
in
"Halloween.'' He used shots that
contained the killer standing in the
shadowed background without the
helpless victim knowing.
Elements like this make "Prince" a
shocking thriller. Carpenter, believe it or not, also composed the
music for this film like he did for
"Halloween," "Christine," and
"Escape from New York.''
John Carpenter's talents seem
to be limitless in the realm of

horror movies. Let's ~
with them! There's
talk about Carpenter
helm and directing "
Is this a trick or will
pleasant treat?

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ere we've been
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sive, extensive,
h. No, we were
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onuts, 4 cases of
her's mitt (that's
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no ordinary carse foreign, overbout robots or
, NO! These
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childhood ..• and
, for that matter!
ould like to share
e random obserthat merry, madcap
some random views
_ Now don't get me
I like ol' Albert .and his
folks, those kids aren't
. I mean they walk
street and don't even
they've passed the same

The Flintstones-- Just one thing
that puzzles me about the
Flintstones: At the end of the
show, when that cat jumps_ back
into the house through the wmdow
and kicks Fred out, why doesn't
Fred just go in through the window
himself? And just whose cat is that
anyway?
.
Popeye-- Nothmg personal, but I
just don't think Popeye would last
long in todav's society if he went
around telling guys to ''blow me
down." Then again you never
know.

Peanuts-- This show is biz.acre!
First of all, all of the kids think
that Peppermint Patty is so stupid
because she does lousy in school.
Well, just ho~ good can one be
expectedtodo~aschool where~e
teacher talks like a goose on acid
playing a trombone over the loud
speaker at K-Mart. And have you
ever seen those kids dance? It looks
like a therapy session for a sort of
nervous disorder. Each one dances
the same way everytime but no 2
ever dance exactly alike. WEIRD,
ehh?

~~~I~

· LEO

time. Keep your Gobots! Keep
your Transformers! Keep yur Lazer
Tag! I want Heckle &amp; Jeckle! I
want ~ e Boy! I want Groovie
Ghouhes! I want Underdog! And,
oh heavens, how I long for H. R.
Puffenstuff! 0 well, I guess I'm
just a sentimental, nostalgic cartoon fool. And speaking of cartoons, I would like to h~d the pen
ov~r to the most cartoorush human
bemg you'll ever meet my pal Ed.
Thanks Donnie my boy.
. Is it a bird? Or a plane? Or a
pack of wild dogs eating a knish?
No, it's Mojo Nixon &amp; Skid Roper
with their new album Bo-DayShus! ! Mojo brings you that home
town blues/rock 'n' roll sound
which makes raisins want to dance.
After five previous releases, none
can top the work on this album.
Some_ of his past hits include
"Bumm' Down the Malls,"
''.Stuffin' Martha's Muffin," and
"Jesus at McDonalds." These are
absolutely funny songs, but none
can compete with the hits on the
Bo-Day-Shus LP. "Lincoln Logs"
is a song that will take you back to
your childhood days when you used
to play with those stupid pieces of
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Aries- You, yes you my friend, are in for it BIG time.
Your animal instincts have really gotten you in trouble
this time. Tame your savage ways before it is too late .
Cancer- Have you talked to your parents this week?
Yes those obnoxious people who gave you life. The
ones who never really understand any thing, but you
love them any way. Give them a call. They are human

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and need love too.

Virgo- Just when you think you have the answers they
change the questions--Right?
I bet you are very
frustrated and want revenge on existance. Just
remember that revenge will only frustrate you more.
Pack up your troubles, and be prepared for
HAPPPV WEEK!! YES, . this is your week. Use it
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Sagittarius- Be wary of strangers pretending to be
your friend. They might just want something more than
your friendship.
Capricorn - Don't be a victim this week. Be prepared
for people trying to take advantage of you.

aedit, however. They Bugs Bunny-- The only thing on your feet as you eat your keilgreat talent I mean, that I don't understand about this basa is "The Polka Polka." And
woo can make a radiator show is why no one ever bleeds there's a song which pays tribute to • Taurus - Good and bad will come to you this week.
Get ready for a lot of little suprises, but be able to
hot water bottles con- when they get shot. The only the King of rock 'n' roll and his
distinguish the good ones from the bad.
U &gt;und like a piano must thing that happens is their clothes impersonators, "Elvis is Everying I don't But one get ripped up and their face turns where." I liked this album very
1could never understand black.
much and also laughed quite a bit.
Scorpio- Get ready for a lot of work to be piled on you
dring the entire show you
I expect this album to bring Mojo
for the next week. But, be prepared, and the great load
understand what the
Yes, these are the classics. Nixon and Skid Roper to heights
Albert is saying, but then These are Americana. These are the they probably never have reached will seem like nothing.
be can suddenly sing like stuff that childhood is comprised of. before. Great job guys!!
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Gemini- Your lucky numbers are (11, 9, 13, 19, 21, 16,
5, and 18) just enough so you'll find it hard to play the
pick six. Remember Gemini friends that you have not
seen for awhile are still your friends, and they are
always there even though they are not.

Aguarius- Check your calendar, your memos, and
your memory; you might just have forgotten something
'• very important. SO THINK!!!!
Pisces- This is your week to shine.
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�October 29, 1987

Kinney's Kids
hit 1000
For the first time in the
history of Wilkes College a team
has won over one thousand trophies! Recently the Wilkes Speech
and Debate Union reached this
milestone by winning 12 trophies
at the annual Bloomsburg University novice speech toum-ament.
The first tournament of tne year
saw new members of "Kinney's
Kids" challenge seven colleges and
universities from four states in a
one-day competition of inter-collegiate speaking skills. Not only
did the Wilkes team win twelve
awards, they were declared the overall first place winner of the competition.
The public speaking squad
consisted of students in their first
year of intercollegiate competition.
Gerry Kelley won a second place
trophy in informative speaking, and
his teammate Cathy Carey was
awarded the sixth place trophy for
her efforts in this competition. In
the area of prose interpretation,
Susan Tomasko received the co-

veted first place award, and other munication Association to be one
team member Robyn Paisley cap- of only two -students to be on the
tured the third place trophy. Also U.S. International Discussion /DeDiane Petrini was awarded a bate team that toured England and
certificate of superior speaking for France. The Wilkes Speech and
her performance. In improptu com- Debate teams are also rqembers of
petition Ms. Petrini was a sixth Pi Kappa Delta National Honorary
place trophy winner while Ms. · Forensic Society and is one of the
Paisley,
Mr. Kelley,
M.3. most active chapters in this
Carey, and Ms. Tomasko brought national honorary organization.
home certificates of superior speak- Last year in Wisconsin at the
ing for their performances in this national tournament, Wilkes was
event.
honored by being named one of the
These twelve awards have top five chapters in the United
raised the total number of awards States.
won by the College Speech/Debate
The Wilkes forensic program
Union to an all time high of 1011. has an aggressive travel schedule
Dr. Bradford Kinney began his this year and welcomes new
leadership of the Union in 1973 and members. No previous experience
in the last 14 years, under his necessary! Also, this year Profdirectorship the College Speech/ . essor Jane Elmes-Crahall of the
Debate Union has won, in addition SCTA Department has joined the
to the trophies, recognition for coaching staff of the Union. Interhaving a significant number of ested students should stop by
students receive national, state, and Professor Kinney's or Crahall's oflocal awards. Wilkes has had a fice for further information about
student selected by the U.S. State tl)e Speech/Debate Union.
Department and the Speech Com-

Storyteller comes
to Wilkes ·
by Lee Morrell
Oh for the days of the
wandering minstral, the bringers of
tales from foreign lands. What,
you say we had one at Wilkes
College, Monday night?
That's
right, local woman and traveling
storyteller, Susan Danoff entertained a packed CPA with her international tales and kept them
spellbound with her mystical stories.
She told eight tales, four under
the title "Stories of Wisdom," and
called, "Lies and Truths."
The first four, the stories of
wisdom, were quite diverse. The
first was a Buddhist tale called "A
Grain of Rice." The story was
about a king, his daughters, and his
need to pick a successor to the
throne. The second was a Chinese
tale about a farmer who had his
crop stolen and his pursuit to have
it returned to him. The third was a
Jewish tale called "The Challas and
the Ark." The story was about a
man who wanted God's favor, so he
had his wife bake loaves of bread
for God, and placed them in the ark

four

A different perspective

Life s
by Bill Barber
"'Tis not love's going that hurt
my days/but that it went in little
ways." Thus Edna Millay summed
up the niggling quality in love's
demise, and she was right. She just
didn't go far enough. Love and
love's foul-ups are one thing, but
life--this grand expanse of time we
fill with confusion and doubt--is
another. That it should be rife with
pettiness and little set-backs, that is
the rub.
I can handle catastrophes, deluges, stock market plummets, Middle East turmoil and the like.
These bombard us daily and we
deaden to them. After seven years
of Reagan I'm ready to take on the
Armageddon with one hand tied
behind my back. But you show me
a niggling little unnecessary foulup and I'll show you my complete
undoing.
In this category, the U.S. Post
Office has become my nemesis.
One should reasonably expect,
given the price of postage, that
one's mail, paltry as it my be,
could be delivered on time. It
seems, however, that wherever I
have lived over the past hundred
years, my mailbox is the last one
on the route. Never mind ringing
twice, my postman doesn't ring at

little foul ups
all.
I try to be calm. I am a person who survives by mail. The
daily interchange of things in envelopes has kept me alive longer
than I care to mention. Let's face
it, checks usually arrive through the
mail. Bills also arrive through the
mail. This is the yin and yang of
daily life. In my case the bills are
having much better luck than the
checks, but I could even live with
that, provided the mail would get
here at all.
I've heard a lot of good things
about Civil Service jobs. I never
knew, however, that postmen could
willy-nilly declare their own holidays. Our postman has never made
it to the box at the same time twice
in the same month. I could even
live with this if it weren't for the
fact that the one day a week he
chooses to take off is always the
day I am feverishly on deadline and
waiting for a check so that I can
scurry over to the bank. Those
days I long to be a vicious pit bull.
I am not fond of sneaking up ·
on my mailbox, but I find myself
doing more and more of it. Forget
the two flights of stairs I have to
descend and ascend. I like to feel,
when the key opens the lock, that
at least one little paper treasure is
,waiting for me. I can even live
with an empty box from time to

time. I cannot live with no delivery at all.
I have begun watching from
the window, snarling and snapping.
I've even observed the postman shuffle down the street right past our
door, dodge, tum left and disappear.
I get my leash and I wait by the
door, but nothing! My check was
due days ago, and the postman suddenly turns up missing. I keep expecting to find one of those little
missing child postcards addressed to
Resident that has a picture of my
postman on it
I have had very important mail
returned to sender, address unknown, on days that I spent all morning in my pajamas perched on the
steps next to the mailbox. I've had
checks sent from New York that
have never arrived and had to be
cancelled and rewritten. I've had invitations disappear, magazines
stolen, and postcards from friends in
Hawaii who've been back from
Hawaii for weeks.
Somehow,
through all this, the bills always
manage to get through.
I'm sure there are gods and
goddesses behind all of this. No
one pays them any mind anymore,
so they sneak in and out unnoticed.
They trip up the mailman on the
day he is carrying my long-overdue
check. They befuddle his mind and
make him stamp "return to sender"

on my envelopes.

On big days

they give him the sniffles and he
just stays home.
I tried to call the Post Office
to complain, but I couldn't find the
number in the phone book. What
the hell. 50 cents. I called information. I was ready to complain. I
wanted badge numbers! I wanted
the Post Master General! What did
I get? A busy signal, that's what.
Six times in a row!
No, there's a conspiracy afoot.
That's all there is to it. The gods
and goddesses are bored to tears and
they've moved into my neighborhood to harrass my mailman and
my mailbox. There's no other reasonable explanation.
I'm tied in knots by now.
Here I finally get smart and write to
Merrill Lynch, two weeks ago, and
tell them "Sell that damn mutual
fund and send me the money!" Two
weeks ago! And what happens?
The great crash of '87, that's what.
I finally beat the odds, sell out just
in the nick of time, the check is
supposed to be in the mail, and
what happens? The entire bottom
falls out of the economy. With
me, cooking eggs by my tent in the
lobby, still waiting for my mail!
And where is the postman?
Where? You want to know where?
He's taken the week off and gone to
Hawaii.

in the synogogue. M
nother man needed
asked God for it and
bread in the ark. This
thirty years until they
by the rabbi. The final
first session was a C
story called "The
This story was about 1
owned a nightingale
immeasurably. The b'
wanted freedom. In~
got its wish, through ·
The second set wa1
in storytelling. As
"it doesn't have to have
be true (to the story
first story was an Asian
rich man's deceptionola
cutter and the cunning
of the woodcutter
revenge. The second
from the Arabian Kni
about gullibility. It's
who steals a donkey
man and convinces ha
the donkey and he
receiving end of a ·
The third tale was an
called "The Man
Story." It was about a
continually claims to
to tell, then, all of a
credible things happen
finally, he has a tale.
of the evening was a
search for truth and
when he found her.
I haven't seen
tellers in my life, blll
for them now! Susan
her voice to keep
spellbound for an h!U
although she could
going for hours. C
to Al Groh and his
Lecture Series staff oo
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F.M. Kirby Cendie event was standSreve Landesberg.
began with a mini
by the Wilkes
red by Thomas
soow featured such
's "It's a Most Unsolos by Andrew

was Hoagy Carmichael's "Georgia
On My Mind," performed by Nick
Driscoll. Both of these solos were
exceptional.
After the concert, the crowd
was revved up for the main event,
Steve Landesberg--Sgt Diettrich of
TV's "Barney Miller."
Landesberg's humor was fast,
jolting humor that took its toll
then moved on to the next joke.
He used his ethnic heritag~ to make
for some hilarious comedy. Although he didn't do all "jewish
jokes," they were the funniest He
spoke about the Southern Rabbi
who married him, (in a southern/

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1987-88 Solo-concert series
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Block tackle--go hospital"). He
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Where: Stark Lobby
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Barry White, Rodney Dangerfield,
Richard Nixon, Jimmy Stewart, Al
Jolson, and Ed Sullivan.
I was most impressed by his
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s "Pick Yourself farmers ("Look a tvister"), football
and Gary Larocca players, hockey players, evanby Chris White and Korrie
win's "Fascinatin' gelists, and cowboys." Each com- Everett
Garcia; Basie's ment was followed by a brief exble," with Garcia planation of the comment
The latest installment of the
on piano; a tribute
"Jewish jokes" weren't his Wilkes College Concert and Lecture
drummer and only form of ethnic humor. He al- Series was classical guitarist, Sherri
yRich, whopassed so joked about the Japanese, "All Rottersman.
"Basically Blues" they do is take pictures and smoke";
Rottersman began to play the
n), with Wilt, the Chinese, "There are Chinese guitar at the age of nine. She
Driscoll on sax and restaurants everywhere, who assigns studied under Juan de la Mata and
umibone.
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She won
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first was "Mia Swedes, "Suicide is the national the National Federation of Music
Clifford Weekes of sport of Sweden."
Club's
Stillman
Kelley
ool of Music. The
He also made digs at TV talk Competition and the Twenty First
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Competition of the Friends of
Music organization.
Recently,
Rottersman has been appointed the
head the fust guitar department
established at the Eastman School
of Music, Community Education
Division.
Rottersman performed such
pieces as "Six Lute Pieces from the
Fiftee[!th
Century" -anonymous,
"Capricho Arabe" by Francisco
Tarrega, "Chaconne from Violin
Partita No. _2 in D minor" by J.S.
Bach (transc. Segovia ), "Danza
Espanola No. 5" . by Enrique
Granados,
"Suite
in
'modo
Polonico' " by Alexandre Tansman,
"Elude No.11" by Heitor VillaLobos, "Rumores de la Caleta" by

Isaac Albeniz, and "Leyenda
(Asturias)" by Isaac Albeniz.
The pieces were very well
performed and they were very
intense, at times moving the
audience almost to tears. She began
with some European lute pieces and
progressed to Spanish style songs.
After the intermission, Rottersman
warmed to her music and the
audience felt the moment
The crowd was certainly
pleased with her performance
because they called her back for an
encore of
Heitor Villa-Lobos'
"Prelude No. 4." If you missed the
show you missed a lot but stay
tuned for more from the Wilkes
Concert and Lecture Series.

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wmmng season.
Now the stage is set Wilkes
will host Widener in an important
MAC contest Both teams are tied
for first place and a victory by
either team will go a long way in
deciding the conference champion.
This Saturday's game will be one of
the biggest games at Wilkes in a
long time. The support by the
student
body,
faculty,
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the goal. The game would end with
a 2-0 victory for Elizabethtown.
Sunday, Bloomsburg's offense
dominated the game.
Wilkes'
k on ... two defense was tested again and again
teams.
On on comers. They worked superbly
Elii.abethtown, as a team to continually reject every
· in the state attempt to score. It wasn't until
lion. Sunday mid-way through the first half that
ed Bloomsburg Bloomsburg succeeded in scoring.
tin both the In the second half both offense and
defense played well. However, the
victory would go to Bloomsburg, 5g an easy win, 0.
Wilkes' defense is to be
els had other
dominated by commended for their performance in
fense.
They the final two games of the season.
~ure to the They 'answered every offensive
nse continually surge. Special recognition goes to
not allowing Debbie DeCesare, Debbie Marquart,
re until late in Jane Zeller, and especially Kim
end of the first Cooper. Cooper took over goalie
their first shot in the Bloomsburg game when Sue
andel drove the Barr was injured. She showed
the comer of

o and Siberini
harriers
Doug Lane came in seventh with a
31:53 finish, followed by Pete
all of the commotion Huber in eighth place with a 32:37,
this Saturday, the his personal best ever for 5 miles.
ICalll made their way Fifth man for the squad was Tom
Is' football field Devine placing 10th in 34:24,
against Baptist which was slightly off of his best
tely, the good effort.
• winning ways of
In the women's race Linda
111m were of little help Siberini won with a time of 20:16,
in their last league only 16 seconds off of her season's
was 23-32, which best, leaving the competition in the
effort made by the dust.
In two weeks the team will
·dual standings travel to Philadelphia's Fairmont
laced 2nd with a· Park for the MAC league
e of 28:03. The championships. So, if you see any
John Kline, who of the team members wish them
his fastest time luck in their final meet of the
at, placing 5th. season.

what a versitile player she is by
continually denying the scoring
attempts of the Bloomsburg's
player.
The end of the 1987 hockey
season brings with it the end of
seven players hockey careers. The
Lady Colonels lose seven of their
starters all who were four year
players as well. The players are;
Captains Joyce Dait, Kim Cooper,
Jane Zeller, Debbie Decesare,
Debbie Marquart, Donna Vasquez,
and Sue Dicton.
All of these
players will be missed next season
not only because of their dedication,
skill, and experience they brought
to the field, but also for their
enthusiasm and ability to unite a
team. Good luck seniors.
The lady stickers would also
like to thank · the fans who
supported them throughout the
season.

The Lady Colonels prepare to defend against a corner shot.

Volleyball team
defeated in Juniata
tourney
by Kathy Harris
The Wilkes volleyball team
enters
this
final
week
of
competition with a 7-18 record after
dropping their last six matches.
Fine, consistant performances were
turned in by Lisa Kravitz, Theresa
Ayers, and Linda Straface.
Wilkes began the week with a
loss to the Lady Colonels of
Susquehanna 0-3 (1-15, 4-15,1015). Kravitz had six kills while
Ayers assisted on six kills.
Straface successfully blocked four
shots.
In the

doubleheader, Wilkes was defeated
by Albright 0-2 (7-15, 6-15).
Kravitz aced three and had two kills.
Straface blocked five and had six of
the team's total 27 digs. Wilkes
dropped the second half of the
doubleheader to Moravian 0-2 (815, 9-15). Ayers aced three and
Kravitz shined again with 16 kills
and four assists.
Last Thursday, the Lady
Colonels traveled to Juniata for a
three day tournament. In their first
match, Wilkes lost to La Salle 0-2
(2-15, 3-15). Ayers excelled with
three aces, five digs and five assists.
Wilkes then dro
the second

czycki's goal lifts
onels over Albright
After the two .back to back
losses, the team came alive to
games remaining in defeat Albright the following week.
's regular season, Mike Lenczycki recorded his fifth
is 8-6-2.
The goal of the season.
Lenczycki
two losses in their rebounded a Paul Tavaglione shot
The trouble started to score what proved to be the game
Is failed to develop winner.
Lenczycki, a frequent
game. The typical contributor to Colonels scoring,
of the Wilkes squad stated, "I should be doing a little
t as Elizabethtown more. I've hit the post more times
iook advantage of than anything else.
The shots
change in the Colonels' should be going in the goal." He
has hit the post seven times in

scoring attempts. This has earned ll;,,..,;'llt:f-e'="'•
him the affectionate nickname "The
Postman" from Head Coach Phil
Wingert.
Wilkes recorded their second
tie of the season against Allentown
on Friday. The two teams fought
to a scoreless tie in the game. The
Colonels had several scoring
opportunities,
but
failed
to
capitalize. Lenczycki rurl, however,
manage to record his seventh post
of the season off of a heart-stopping
header.

match to Juniata 0-2 (2-15, 3-15).
Once again Ayers came through
with a fine performance recording
two aces, three assists, five kills,
and two blocks. In their final
match of the tournament, Wilkes
was defeated by Bridgewater0-2 (415, 7-15). Of the team's total ten
digs, Straface had six and Lora
Rinehimer had four.
The Lady Colonels next play
crosstown rival King's at Scanlon
Gymnasium on Wednesday. They
finish up this season's action on the
road at Dickinson on Saturday
against Mulhenberg and ~kinson.

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Vol.XL
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No. 8

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AColonel of
the week

W/Ll(fs

Colonels dust
Dutchmen
by Bill Kem
Going into Saturday's game,
goal for the Wilkes College
football team was to put on a
show. The Colonels achieved this
·goal very easily as they destroyed
Lebanon Valley before a large
Homecoming crowd. With the 4120 victory over the
Flying
Dutchmen, the Colonels are now in
.a three-way tie for first place, and
will be looking to this Saturday as
they host 10th ranked Widener.
Saturday was once again the
Carl DeLuca show. The senior
quarterback set two new Colonel
records--one for passing yardage in a
single, and the other for touchdown
passes in a season. On the day
DeLuca completed 29 of 45 passes
for 354-yards, and threw three
touchdown passes.
With the Colonel defense
stopping Lebanon Valley, the
Colonel offense wasted no time in
giving
the
hometown
fans
something to cheer about Fullback Dean Ambosie bulled his way
into the endzone from one yard out.
Shawn Meagley's PAT was good
and the Colonels were up 7-0.
Ambosie's touchdown was set up
by a beautiful pass recption by Ron

Ulitchney which gave the Colonels
first and goal at the two.
There was no further scoring
in the first quarter, but the second
quarter was one that the Flying
Dutchmen would like to forget.
The Colonels erupted for 21 second
quarter points.
Wilkes' second
touchdown was a 24-yard pass
from DeLuca to Tony DiGrazia
DiGrazia showed his talents on the
play as he out jumped the Lebanon
Valley defender. On the day the AllAmerican receiver caught eight
balls for 102 yards.
Wilkes' third score came by
way of a great effort by Ambosie.
Taking a screen pass from DeLuca
at the Lebanon Valley 26 he cut and
weaved his way to the endzone.
Meagley's boot was good and the
Colonels were up by ·a score of 210.
With less than 20 seconds left
in the first half DeLuca capped off
the second quarter onslaught with a
one-yard plunge. Meagley's fourth
placement was good and the
Colonels went into the locker room
with a 28-0 lead.
The Colonels not only
dominated the first half offensively
but also defensively. The Colonel
"D" held the Flying Dutchmen to

Dean Ambvsie bulls bis way past a Lebanon Valley defender.

argically as they were u
any points on the board.
score of the third quarter
~nd of the quarter as 1M
Dutchmen scored on a
scoring pass.
With the beginning
fourth quarter the Colonel
wasted no time in getting
endzone. DeLuca threw
touchdown pass, this time
Farrell. Meagley'a fifth
good and the Colonels

7.
some young players a
show their talent. One
young players was fr
receiver A.J. DiGiov
was on the receiving end
yard touchdown pass from
Kolar's PAT was wide
Colonels had a com£
lead.
Lebanon Valley
late fourth quarter touc
runs of 70 and one yant.

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to Paul O'H
of business aff
rprises, plans
move the Rese
Corps (ROTC
Slocum was ta
in order to
use as of
t will con
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Pesta, ac
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sing and c1
rst arid sec
ill be used
third floor
mative uses.
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mailroom
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ROTC.

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and mailroom
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                    <text>Vol.XL

No. 8
October 29, 1

November 5, 1987

Wilk

TC, bookstore
be relocated soon
The Colonel
he second h
;ally as they
points on
~of the thir
of the qu
hmen scar
11g pass.
With the
1 Quarter th
d no time i
1ne. DeLuc
:fawn pass,
I. Meagley
llld the Col

fi th
that
•rth cleared the
young players a
their talent.
players was fi
r A.J. DiGio
the receiving
1chdown pass fi
PAT

O'Hop,

of business affairs
cnterpri~, plans are
move the Reserve
Corps (ROTC) to
Slocum was taken
StZVice in order to be
put to use as office
project will consist
tion rather than
John Pesta, acting
piysical facilities and
purchasing and contthe first and second
um will be used for
le the third floor will
alternative uses.
ices will be moving.
and mailroom will
Church Hall which
s ROTC.
The
receiving office, now
~ basement of Stark
ter, will be moved to
of Pickering, where
and mailrooni are
. O'Hop said the
save "time, motion,

and money." He said the overall
cost of the change will be
outweighed by the positive results. ·
';be bookstore's move to
Chu:cli Hall will put the bookstore
and mailroom in a central location
and the shipping and receiving
move will save many shipping
problems previously encountered at
Stark.
O'Hop said the move will also
solve some · physical problems.
During the architectual process, for
example, the loading dock was
made about two feet lower than it
should have been because Stark was
built on slightl y different levels.
This and the congested parking
space pose problems in shipping.
O'Hop said one problem will be
what to place in the basement of
Stark.
Pesta said that he hopes to
have work started on the bookstore
soon, but 'doesn't want to
inconvenience students buying
books for the spring semester. He
said that early work will not
interfere with the sales part of the
building to avoid confusion at the

beginning of the semester. Church
Hall will also undergo minor
renovations to make accomodations
for the bookstore.
He said, "Our interest is in

making Wilkes more attrae;tive,
more accessible for clientele and
faculty."
O'Hop said that the
problem with the buildings is
"deferred maintenance." He added,
"It has almost become imperative
that we do this."
He said that a dossier had been
drawn up to see what major and
minor repairs have to be done.
This does not mean they will be
done right away, but it is a proactive role that will help.
It
(change) takes a great deal of time."
O'Hop said that vandalism is
another problem which interferes
with renovation. The danlage done
effects the College by having
people spend time and money
making repairs when efforts could
have been spent on other projects to
help students in other ways.

Keohane storms NewYork
by Tom Urso

ne, a senior at Wilkes, placed 100th in Sunday's New
thon.

The ROTC will soon be located in Slocum Hall on S. River St.

A crowd of over twenty-two
thousand people began a · gruelling
26.2 mile race through the five
boroughs of New York City on
Sunday. About ten minutes before
11 a.m. Sunday, the runners took
off Among the many participants
was Wilkes' Mike Keohane.
The months of training that
went into this race must have all
been worth it when he crossed the
finish line in an outstanding time
of 2 hours and 30 minutes with an
equally impressive 100th place
finish. Remember that that finish
represents at least the top one
percent of all finishing participants.
Now those are some impressive
accomplishments for Mike's first
marathon.
In talking to Mike after the
race I asked him how he felt and he
replied, 'Tm sore from the waist
down." And that's coming from
someone who has been running for
many years.
I also learned that
Mike went o•it in under 28 minutes

for the first 5 miles, a respectable · here Mike qualified for the NCAA
time if you are only running 5 Nationals by finishing as one of the
miles. I wonder how it must have top individuals in the Eastern
felt to know that he still had 21.2 Regionals race.
I asked Mike if he would do it
miles left in the race. I've been told
Mike looked strong at the 16- and again and he said without
17-mile marks as he went by hesitation, "Yes I'd like to do it
family members and friends. As again next year." So if you see
he went by my position at the 18- him congratulate him on this fine
mile point he still looked strong race.
and even had the energy to search
the crowd to see who might be
In this issue;
calling his name in this crowd of
strangers. To add to Mike's other
lllood drive today! p. 5
accomplishments he even managed
to get on nationwide television as
New vice president arrives
he ran with Priscilla Welsh, the
on campus
p. 4
lead female runner. He went on to
pass her at the 26 mile marker and
IRHC seeks support p. 5
to finish ahead of her by about 100
yards.
~eet Spike &amp; ~dy p. 6
For those of you who don't
know Mike, I'd like to enlighten
Pr. Guggenheim gives reading
you a little bit. He is a materials
of'hls work
p. 9
engineering major from Livingston,
New Jersey who ran cross country
Colonels ~ victory p. 11
for his four years here and is now
assistant coach to the Wilkes
harriers. In his last year running

�PAGE ,-WO

....ember 5, li87

Editorial

Meet the Prez and
make a difference
The average Wilkes student when passing through Stark Lobby
around 4:00 p.m. on Tuesday may not have noticed anything unusual
going on there. Whether students realized it or not, this Tuesday marked
the beginning of the Meet the Prez Series, where the president would
make himself available to students in an open forum for questions,
comments, or complaints. It seems, however, that a majority of the
students on campus overlooked the date on their calendar, because with
the exception of The Beacon photographer and myself, there was only
one other student who showed up to take advantage of this opportunity
to speak with the "brass" of Wilkes College.
It is my hope that students merely overlooked the opportunity.
My greatest apprehension is that many may have felt intimidated by the
President. This should not be the case. Sure, Dr. Breiseth is the
President of the College, but the man should be, and is, approachable.
Your ideas as a student are not only important, they are vital to the
success of Wil,kes College. If students are reluctant to approach him,
Dr. Breiseth pointed out, to speak their mind about what goes on at
Wilkes College, they will, as adults, be reluctant to approach the head
of a corporation, their congressman, or their boss.
I agree with Dr.
Breiseth. Student§ should be willing to approach the President with
their ideas and expect to have them listened to. The topics at the Meet
the Prez session included information about the new gym, the bell
tower, new programs in the works, the affect of the stock market
problems on Wilkes, and just plain pride in Wilkes College. These are
topics that you certainly do not get to broach with the President every
day. This is a fantastic opportunity for.students to learn and to teach.
Unfortunately, many students are ignoring this chance.
I realize that students have busy schedules, but it only takes a
moment to stop by the Stq,rk Lobby and talk to President Breiseth. If
you have never had the opportunity to speak to the President, it would
be wise to do so. After all, the school depends .on students as its
backbone, and the President, although he certainly is in charge of the
school, still essentially must answer for his actions. It is important to
realize that although the President does not have to listen to your
suggestions, you have every right to make them. Perhaps in the future
problems can be avoided if the President gets a clear and consistent voice
from
the
student
body.
Really, what other way can the President know what we are
thinking, short of talking to us? There has been some criticism of The
Beacon--we have been accused of leading students down a crooked path,
perhaps even of being led down this path ourselves by members of the
faculty. This is not the case. We at The Beacon have opinions and
when necessary voice them. They are our own opinions. This does
not make them any less valid. You, as students, have the right to voice
your opinions as well. Utilize the forums you have available--Letters to
the Editor, Meet the Prez, and other campus oragnizations. Prove to the
President that you, indeed, do have opinions of your own. Each time
The Beacon is accused of leading or being led, students are in fact being
insulted. The Beacon does not have the ability to lead students down
improper pathways. Students car. !~k at both sides of an issue and
make an informed decision on their own, without being led by the
faculty, administration, or even the editor of The Beacon.
The most important lesson you can learn as a college student is
when to take responsibility for your actions and the world around you.
Meet the Prez is an excellent beginning for this kind of responsibility.
I urge students to come out and be counted. Do not feel intimidated; do
not ever feel that what you have to say won't count, or that you will end
up sounding stupid. Every opinion is valid, and should have a place
when considering the well-being of Wilkes CoHege.
If last Tuesday was any indication, many students are reluctant to
get involved with this kind of responsibility for whatever reason. It is,
however, vital to the success of this school for students to get involved.
Wilkes College is an important part of your future. Don't be satisfied
just to sit by and let peQple run things for you. Get out there, meet the
Prez; ask him questions. But especially, listen, and listen carefully, to
his responses. Then, take that information and interpret it for yourself.
If you are reading this editorial now, I can only assume that you are
concerned about what happens on campus. Do not, however, take The
Beacon's word as law. Read The Beacon, and go out and question the
President about what you read. Take both sides into condsideration. I
am confident that you will not be led, whether by The Beacon or by the
President
Meet the Prez is a golden opportunity. I don't believe that the
school is going to change overnight, but it is up to you, as students, to
at least plant the seed of change in the school. Meet the Prez, and make
a difference.

p. 3

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VOL. XL No. 9 November 5, 1987
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher Advisor-Tom Bigler
News Editors -Kim Klimek
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
-Korrie Anne Everett
-Eddie Lupico
Photography
Editors-BethMazzullo
Sports Editors-Bill Kern
-Donna Yedlock
-Lisa Miller
Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance Staff Photographer-Bruce Alexis
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
Ad Managers-Mark Shedlock
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi
-Anne Humphrey

Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, Bill Barber, John Gordon,
Kathy Harris, Tom Urso, Marsha Howes, Craig Larimer, Carole Barry.

lier

Thursday, November
Tuesday, December
Tuesday, December
Monday, December1

All sessions begin
4:00 p.m. in the
Farley Lounge of
Stark Learning C
Be there!

Contributing Photographer: Lee Morrell, Lisa Miller

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The Student Government staff would like to
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publication.

A pawn in their 2am~:

Mid- semester slump
strikes
by M. E. Evers

slept through your nine o'clock
class so many times that you've
rewritten the College's attendance
policy--you haven't cut class three
times, you've gone three times.
Cutting class, for those of us
who've wisely saved cuts 'ti!

November, just as ins
another major indication
midterm. Midtenn is prime
cutting time, at least for
it's the time when most

It's that time of year again.
No, not Halloween. That was
last week.
Not Thanksgiving;
that's not for a few weeks yet.
And, as far as I know, it isn't
Christmas yet either, although the . .- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -~
crowds at the Mall these days, The fate of Church Hall ?
feverishly shopping for presents for
little Johnny and Aunt Betty, would
seem to belie that.
It's midterm.
Now, I'm not
sure that today is exactly the middle
of the semester, but to me at least,
midterm doesn't really mean 1
"midsemester." To me, it's the
period halfway between Fall Break
and Thanksgiving Break when you
typically have two long papers and
five tests in two weeks--not to
mention assorted minor homework
assignments.
It's easy to figure out when
midterm is actually upon you; the
"danger signs" are easily recognizable, once you know what they
are.
For one, you suddenly start
getting homework assignments--and
tests--in classes you'd almost forgotten you had. The "forgetting"
may be a result of "danger sign
two": by now, you've probably

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of this, "I can't go to
1have a cold" nonllus is the time when
h better reasons.
!here's the old standby,
-, history because I have
paper due." Boring, but
you through.
of course, there are
weather excuses": "It's
Idon't want to get wet
Siark"; "It's sunny, and
go to the River Compay in the leaves"; "It's
oon't want to leave my
boo"; "It's really warm,
want to be stuck inside
nice day of Fall. " As
Ille "weather excuse" is
readily adaptable to any

e Editor
'personal excuses."
from situations that
to come up at
when stress levels are
everyone's wired on
Just a few samples
sure you can think of
fighting with my
(boyfriend, girlfriend,
tllire dorm, roommate's
roommate's girlfriend,
spct gerbil, etc.) and I'm
IO go to class"; "The
~~·t like me, and he's
IO pick on me if I go";
apopular one, 'Tm so
sraying up all night that
asleep in class if I go-home and sleep instead.
CIII lie down there."
finally, there are the
excuses." But these are
)'OW' paltry sniffles and

PAGE THREE I

coughs. These are full-fledged med- give you a ''cure," I can give you
ical emergencies:
papercuts, this bit of advice: listen to the
sprained toes, a really really bad weather forecast, and if the announhangnail--things that require immed- cer says, "possibility of flurries
iate medical attention, preferably tonight," pray for an early,
when you know there's a long extremely heavy snowfall--1t's our
· only chance for a day to sleep until
waiting line in Health Services.
There are, of course, other November 25.
readily noticable "danger signs" that
it's that time again.
When you
start wearing sweatpants to every
class, not just that eight o'clock
class, you know it's midterm.
When you've finally decided to give
up on that cute guy/girl/alien life
form who sits next to you in
sociology and begin wearing
nothing but sweats to class (see
preceeding sentence), yon know it's
midterm. When you stay in most
weekend nights to write term
papers, yes, it's that time of year.
And, worst of all, when it's been so
long since you've had a "good
night's sleep" that five hours seems
luxurious, you know it's November, and Thanksgiving's just around
the comer.
The worst part about midterm,
though, is that it at first seems so
long from
Homecomiug to
Thanksgiving--until you decide you
need 30-hour days to get all that
extra work done. Let's face it-finals are bad, but at least you don't
have anything else to do but study
and take tests all day.
Now you can rest easier
knowing you're not alone in suffering from midsemester slump. If
you can think of a cure, let me
know, but until then, rm afraid I'll
have to bid you farewell (until next
week). This columnist, after all, is
also a student, and she's beginning
to hear faint cries from her
Christopher Breiseth conversing with Arthur Scola, student, at Tuesday's "Meet the Prez"
Economics book ("Read me! Read
session. These talks are held Tuesday afternoons at 4.
me!").
But even though I can't

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iterm is
at least
when

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PAGE FOUR

•

Waldner arrives
on campus
by Kim Klimek

Gerald Hardagen. Dr. Robert
Heaman served as acting viceThe new vice-president of president until Waldner arrived.
academic affairs has arrived at
President Christopher Breiseth
Wilkes. Dr. George Waldner began said in September that of the four
his work on campus October 19th. candidates interviewed from over
Since then, he said he has enjoyed 100 applicants, Waldner was the
the association he's had with "most articulate" and "fit our
colleagues,
staff,
and
some current situation best." Breiseth
students.
explained that Waldner fit the
In his T!ew position at Wilkes, position because he was "doing at
Waldner will be responsible for all Oglethorpe what we are trying to do
academic departments, the Student here--revising the core curriculum
Affairs Office, the Admissions and marketing the institution."
Office, the Registrar's Office, the
Waldner \Vas. born in PhilFinancial Aid Office, and the adelphia and raised. in Moorestown,
Division of Gradua:e Studi.:s and N.J., near Cherry Hill. He attended
Continuing Education.
Cornell University and majored in
Waldner said tllat as vice- Government, was in the Army
president, he will work with faculty Reserve, and then went to Princeton
and academic deans to help define University.
At Princeton, he
and clarify the academic Mission of received his Ph.D. in politics and
the College. In particular, he said, East Asian studies with particular
every institution of higher educ- focus on Japan.
·
ation should look at their role in
For his dissertation, he
greater society.
traveled to and lived in Japan for
He said, "I think the Mission two and a half years. He learned the
Statement is an excellent statemeni Japanese language_ and conducted
in broad terms. My role will be research by reading Japanese docinterpreting it in terms of function uments and interviewing Japanese
and particular features of the polical leaders.
academic program."
In
Oglethorpe,
Waldner
Waldner was chosen in a initially accepted a position as a
national search to fill the pos::tion professor of political science at the
formerly held by Vice-Presi 1ent University of Atlanta. He stayed

Speech &amp; Debate
team takes honors
Wilkes
College
pu0lic
speakers recently won awards ii! the
Shippensburg speech tournament.
The speech team placed third ,:;verall
and received seven individual speech
awards.
The tournament is spon~ored
by Shipensburg University vhern
speakers compete against_ twelve
colleges and universities from three
states and the District of Colunibia.
New member Steve Bachman
won a second place trophy in the
Entertainment Speaking category.
His teammate Richard Kline al~o
won a fourth place trophy in this
division.
Bachman was also
awarded a certificate of Superi0r
Speaking in the Extemporaneous
Speaking and Impromptu Oratory
divisions.
Bachman's achievement of
winning three awards in his first
tournament was a re(;ord which
contributed significaJJt\¥ to the
overall
team
achievement.
However, it was the efforts of
Susan Tomasko, another first year
speaker, that turned out to be one of
the hishlights of the tournament

Susan won a fir.;t place trophy
in Original Oratory category of
Persuasion. Many speakers find
this the most difficult type of
speech to give. She also won a
third place trophy for rer program
m interpretation of prose. The
seven awards won this weekend by
the award-winning novice group
raises the number of awards won so
far this year by the speech/debate
union to 19.
The next tournament for the
members of "Kinney's Kids" will
be when they travel to Fairfax,
Virginia to compete in the
"Metropolitan Washingtor, Communication Association's Annual
Individual Events Tourname,11."
The two day tournament is
being hosted this year hy George
Mason University.
This senior
varsity tournament is expected to
draw schools from a five state area
as well as the District of Columbia.
Wilkes will send its varsity all
male team along with Dr. Bradford
Kinney,
Director
of
the
Speech/Debate program, to the
competition.

with the college for 15 years and
was made provost in 1?85.
His wife Judy resides in West
Chester, PA, with daughter Lizanne
until the family moves into their
new home near Wilkes on
December 20th.
Vice-president Waldner feels
that there are certain plans and goals
which students who are taking
undergrad11ate courses at Wilkes
should keep in mind.
He said, "Students should be
active participants in classes. Be
prepared for class, to contribute to
the learning environment by asking
questions or stating points of view
in class."
Students will benefit from
college experiences, he said, to the
extent which students become
active participents. He said that
over the long run, they will develop
intellectual characteristics and work
habits that will be a great help
through their lives.
Another goal is personal
planning. Waldner said that "by the
time students are in their junior
year, they should have a w,;tten
plan. This plan should specify the
long term career objectives and
strategies for achieving those
objectives." He said the goal of the
plan should also be related co what
the student is studying at Wilkes.
Upon observation of many
students, Waldner said that he has

George Waldner was hired as vice president of academ~
found that students who have done
this planning and had goals
meanin.gful to them have been the
students who excell in academic and
extracurricular life of the college.
Making good use of available
resources when making career
decisions
is
also
important
according to Waldner. He said that
there are many people on campus
who can help students academically.
Academic advisors can tell
students about a graduate's opportunities and student officers and
career services can help students
find jobs related to their career.
A final source of support

which Waldner says
should not overlook ~
and friends.
Once a student kno
find support, he can lhea
evaluation. This incl
check of talents, apti
interests. The new vi
says a student must
"How can I relate
program of studies at
career goals that will ~
for me and of value to
He said that he
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November 5, 1987:

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lood drive held
by Kim Klimek

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ould not overlook
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tluation. This inc
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are shown campaigning for today's blood drive._ _ _ __

The American Red Cross will
be holding a blood drive on
Thursday, November 5th from 10
a.m.-4 p.m. at the Wilkes College
Gym . .The theme this year is "Be a
Blood Buddy- Heard it through the
Grapevine."
For many, giving blood is a
bothersome or worrisome idea.
Many students who don't give
blood say that they are too scared to
give or just don't have the time.
With all of the recent publicity
received by AIDs, some people
claim to be afraid of getting AIDS
by giving blood. Since the AIDs
virus is only transmitted by
contaminated blood, or sexually
transmitted by body fluids, donors
do not risk getting the disease from
donating blood. Acoording to Mary
Supey, director of Health Services
at Wilkes, "The reason you cannot
get AIDs is because they use a
sterile set to draw the blood.
Eve:ything is disposable and
thrown away (after each person).
She said, the need for blood is
as strong as ever. "The number one
cause of death in people your age
(late teens--early 20s) is accidents.

HEY YOU!
Yeah, you.
You may be saving the life of your
roomate. Accident victims use a
lot of blood, and if it's not
there.. it's just ~t. there."
Supey said "If we (Wilkes)
don't reach ohr quota they're (the
local Red Cross) under half of their
requirement for the day." This
year's goal is 220 pints. She said
that last year only seven staff
members contributed, and within
the last four years, the quota has
not yet been reached.
The local Red Cross branch
supplies blood to nearly 1.5
million people. To supply blood
to such a large number of people,
the Red Cross needs 430 donors a
day. In recent years, people have
been declining to give blood for
more and more reasons. Now,
according to Supey, the local
branch is on the verge of declaring a
"blood emergency."
Blood donors of all types are
needed. Anyone from the age of 17

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wants dorm input
Associate Director of Residence
Life.
According to John Schmidt,
president, the group is not living
up to its purpose. He attributes
this to a lack of enthusiasm within
certain parts . of the college. He
says that there is only a 50-60%
turnout rate of dorm representatives
at the bi-weekly meetings of the
Council.
The purpose of the IRHC is
basically to plan and direct projects
involving dormitories, as well as

Inter-Residence Hall
(IRHC) of Wilkes College
on-campus organization that
aliason between the dorms
administration. The purof the council, from its
charter, is "to arouse and
donnitory interest in
affairs." The Council is
by Mark Allen, Director of
e Life/Assistant Dean of
I Affairs and Leigh Major,
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working with Commuter Council
(CC) to plan all-college activities.
Also, the IRHC may serve to
resolve disputes in inter-dorm
matters. The IRHC was established
in 1955 as the "Inter-Dormitory
Council" to serve as a "coordinating
unit between the dormitories and
the administration of the college."
IRHC has sponsored one event
this year, in conjunction with CC:
the Halloween Dance of last weekend. Schmidt said the dance showed
a large turnout of students. There
was live music by the rock band,
Gandalf, and costume contests were
also held. Such events help in
creating a sense of campus unity
which would be impossible without
student participation and input
The next event being planned,
also with CC, is a Christmas
dinner-dance to be held in early
December.
These are the only
things the IRHC has planned so far.
The Council is looking for
new and creative ideas that would
help to increase dorm participation
within the college. As it is now,
dorms exist almost as individual
enuues.
The greatest contact
between residence halls is that of
brother and sister dorms which may
sponsor small events between
themselves.
A typical meeting consists of
discussing any important business
at hand, then opening the floor to
suggestions and complaints. Constructive complaints are welcome;

but "all talk/no action" suggestions
are frowned upon. In order for the
IRHC to serve the students, it
requires student input. Each dormitory elects a president who also
serves as the IRHC representative
in most cases. Schmidt says that
he "would like to see people other
than the dorm presidents -show up
for the meetings."
At the present time, there are
several committees to handle specific areas of resident life concern. A
maintenance committee is in charge
of handling any suggestions in
improving the physical condition of
dormitories. A food committee
will talk to Mr. Arthur Daly,
director of food service for the
college cafeteria, if there are any
comments or suggestions made in
·this area. According to Schmidt,

however, there has been no student
input. There is also a dorm parking
committee and a publicity committee. Student volunteers are invited
to join the committee of their
choice or provide their insight in
any of the committee concerns.
IRHC will have regular office
hours, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
everyday beginning November
16th, in its office on the third floor
of the Conyngham Student Center.
This will allow students to have
direct access to IRHC members in
order to voice any problems or
concerns.
The next meeting of the IRHC
is on Thursday, November 12, at

12 noon in SLC 166.
All
interested dorm students are welcomed and urged to attend the
meetings to provide creative input
or just to get a feel of the Council's

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WCLH Spotli2ht

Spying on Spike &amp; Ran
by Korrie Anne Everett
Many of the WCLH listeners
often wonder to themselves (as
they listen to their favorite
WCLH DJ.'s) just what do these
guys/gals look like?
What are
they like when they're not at the
radio station? Are they regular
people?
Well, this week The Beacon
interviewed Spike and Randy of
the "Spike and Randy Show." We
began with some simple questions such as;
The Beacon:
Where are you
from originally?
Spike: Jim Thorpe, Pa. And
Randy lives in a green house on
68 something street. (laughs)
Randy:(returning from the other
room) No, I'm really
from
Wilkes-Barre.
The Beacon: What is your
major?
Spike: We're both junior electrical engineering majors.
Randy: Yeah.
The Beacon: How did you get
here, to the station?
Spike: I walked.
No, really
Randy got me into it.
Randy: I did it as a freshman.
Spike was always asking me to
get him in. We had fun and
wanted to do more.
The Beacon: How long has the
"Spike and Randy Show" been in
existance?
Randy: This is our second year
together.
The Beacon: Obvious question, when is your show?
Spike:
Sunday and Tuesday
nights,
9:00p.m.
until
12:00
midnight.

The Beacon: Is there a theme friends with all of them.
to your show?
Randy: Alternative music at its
best. (pause) Your music is our
theme.
What type of
The Beacon:

(They cite the example of
Maria, a listener, who became
their friend and now sits in on
their shows. We know Maria as
the "Dental Floss Strangler.")

particular favorites?
Randy: We always play requests
and we play bands that we like to
see in concert.
Spike: We end every show with
the "Cure.''

. . . reading public
ncements, cuing recOlds,
around and having lolS
Sometimes they bring
props for the enter- ·
their listeners. Randy
guitar and plays "
while Spike clicks alOII
PSA notebook! (Randy
Beacon that Spike likes
his eyes on the mic
occasionally, swallow
phone as he talks!)
The Beacon: How did
interested in this music?
Randy: We woke up
there. We came across
the show.
Spike: We accidentaly I
The Beacon: Why oo
this music so much?
Randy: This music ~
everything;
dancing,
whatever you want.
Spike: All-around musk.

The Beacon: Do you
last words for your fans?
Spike: Keep an open

our callers but we get to be
music do you play?
Spike:
Psychedelic
doom/pop
rock.
(He laughs.)
Randy: Don't print that!!
The Beacon: Do you have any
memorable -or odd experiences
that you'd like to share with your
fans?
Spike:
I'm surprised at the amount of callers we get.
Randy: We don't know faces of

The B'!acon: So, you two have The Beacon:
a "cult " following?
Spike: Yeah, I'd guess you'd call
it that.
The Beacon Do you have any
quotes or philosophies that you'd
like to pass on to your fans?
Spike: Never trust cart machine
one.
Truthfully, we have too
much fun to have a philosophy.
Randy: Can we come back to
that one?
The Beacon: Do you have any

Do either of you
hold a position · here at WCLH
other than DJ.?
Randy: I'm the ~istent music
director.
Spike:
No, hopeftilly next
year.
During the interview, the
guys run their show, answering
phones...
(Spike:
What was that?
Say
that again. Okay, thanks for
calling.)

bout the music and
judgements about it.
Randy: Everyone sh
and be converted.
Together: We thank
who listens and we wish
meet them all. It's
when we meet someone
street who knows us.
If you like good
enjoy a couple of guys
more fun than a
monkeys (or your most
Sociology
class.)
"Spike and Randy Sho
you. Stay tuned to W
and listen for the 'S
Randy ceramic weasel ~

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Comedy Laff-Off: Twice the _laughs
by Lee Morrell
What's that you say, you want
to laugh really hard? Do you want
to chuckle 'ti! your sides split?
You want to giggle yourself silly?
But, you don't want to have to go
to New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, or any other mecca of fine
entertainment to have tlris happen.
Well, as happens so often, the Programming Board says, "your wish
is our command!"
This Friday night, the same
night that the Programming Board's
own Dandy "D" Don Zelek celebrates his birthday, in the S.U.B.,
you won't be treated to just one
comedian. No, no, that would be
to easy. How about two comedians? Sound good to you? It's
now time for the second "Comedy
Laff-Off." Unlike last year, when

we got two pure stand-up comedians (Billiam Coronel and Bill
Rutkowski), this year we get a
comic-juggler, Jack Swersie, and
the headliner stand-up man, Ron
Darian.
.
First I'll tell you a little about
the "opening act.'' Jack Swersie is
a comedian and also a juggler
extrordinaire. Swersie began his career soon after his completion of a
course of study from the prestgious
Academy Theatre in Atlanta. As of
1983 his career began to soar after
opening spots with Buddy Rich,
Eartha Kitt, Jay Leno, Harry "Nightcourt" Anderson, Al Stewart, Pete
Burbatti, Jimmy "Dy-No-Mite"
Walker, Shirley "What's Happening" Hemphill, Margaret Whiting,
and trumpeteer Maynard Ferguson.
He has done his thing in such
places as Caesar's, Harrah's, and the

Tropicana Hotel in Atlantic City ,
the Host Farms in Lancaster, PA,
the Mt. Airy Lodge in the Pocono
Mountains, and of course the F .M.
Kirby Center in our own back yard.
Juggling is Swersie's forte. He
leaves his audiences with their jaws
scraping the ground as he juggles
such interesting things as knives,
cleavers, machetes, flaming devil
sticks, bowling balls, apples,
vegetables, mints, boxes, and balls
" -- all with skillful abandonment.''
He also is a skillful fireeater.
Did that get you curious? Do
you think that would intrigue you?
We're not even half done my
friends, you see, you've got to meet
Ron Darian.
Ron Darian has been a LaffOff headliner for five years now. In
between his touring, that lasts about forty weeks of the year, Darian

is doing commercials for such
things as Trump Casinos, Diet
Coke, and Michelob beer. Most recently, Darian was the headliner at
Caroline's, "New York's premier
comedy venue," where he packed
the house, they loved him so much
they asked him to come back in
January for a week. He also recently guest starred on David Brenner's
"Nightlife," where he appeared with
William "Capt. James T. Kirk"
Shatner and Leonard "Mr. Spock"
Nimoy and he performed his
famous "Star Trek" routine.
Darian studied acting at the
impressive Circle in the Square
Theatre Workshop, in New York
City. So you can see that stand-up
comedy isn't the only form of
entertainment that Darian is attuned
to. He has also worked on television, Broadway, and the movies.

Darian was in the cast
Broadway production of
as well as the Regional
Productions of "Play h
-_Sam," "Godspell," and 'T
men of Verona.'' If you
vision he has made ap
the soap operas "Ryan's
"One Life to Live." He
graced the screens of
vision. He has been on a
time special called "The
York Laff-Off," and Ill
special "Laughs," as well
nationally syndicated "E
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Aside from Caroline'~
is a regular in the "hottest
clubs in New York:" The
isation, Catch a Rising
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the music and
c:ments about it
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them all. It's
1 we meet som
: who knows us.
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fun than a
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&gt;logy
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Stay tuned to
listen for the

earning to
h~t-up
die space provided for this
I took the regrettable libuving a grand old time at
else's expense. It seemed
y to me at the time I was
d •· vicious, attacking, tout any socially redeam·ucs. After writing it I
better of it, and decided
piblishing it.
should have ended there. I'd
out. I said what I wanted
That should have been sufBut no. I showed it to the
they thought it was funny
y wanted to print it. So I
and said okay.
was not okay. One of the
learn when we grow up
IO shut up. No matter how
think something or somepart of the process of
is learning to keep our huourselves when it is
at the expense of someclimes this means letting
remark go. Sometimes
got to go run into the
to keep yourself from

laughing right in somebody's face, wrote, it may be a lesson I still
but if it saves that person even a haven't learned.
moment of unnecessary 'embarrassSo what is college for anyway,
ment, it i? ~orth it.
but learning, growing, maturing?
I remember coming into a bar ·
Well, I'm trying to learn when
once, a very seedy place indeed, to shut up. Laughing-at somebody,
crowded, unruly, I mean, we're although it can be a source of great
talking Star Wars. In the crowd I joy in_ ~e priv~cy of one's home,
spotted someone I knew. He was a when it is done m the public forum
snob of the first order, and I knew it ceases to be funny. I would say a
he would be embarrassed to be good rule of thumb might be that
found in the sleaziest bcerhall in any humor that depends on anothtown, but I was_ delighted. ~ff er's discomfort is not humor at all.
these slobs h~gmg out shooung
So while we're at it, I'm not
pool and throwing darts, several wo- going to say even one more thing
men of questionable virtue, and about the Belltower. Not a peep. I
there was Mr. Snob. I siezed my won't even refer to the lack of work
chance:
that's been going on, or not going
• •1'~hy, Tom,_ wh~\,~e you on, all _week.
Nor will I mention
d~ing ma du~p like this. I asked the unsightly way the tow~r looks,
with great delight.
or any of the dreadful thmgs I've
"Running into people like overheard people saying about it.
you," came his quick response. No I won't. Burns Tower is an
Eggallovermyface,right? '
honorable tower.
Well,Ihadaskedforit,because
And I won't say anything
I couldn't keep my big mouth shut. awful about that certain reptilian
I hadn't yet learned that it is okay professor who will remain anonnot to be funny, clever, witty, cruel ymous.
etc.--notwhenthejokeisatsomeYou see, I'm getting an edone else's expense. It wa_s not an ucation. Y~s I _am. And part of
easy lesson to learn. Judging from that _educauon 1s finally, finally,
the nasty , column I originally learnmg when to shut up.

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way production
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"Godspell," and
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he has made
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He has been
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Laff-Off," and
"Laughs," as
lly syndicated
rov."
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Terminator). It loves stealtilling, rock music, and
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h
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8o Aries. Common ground between you and a fnend
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O that the thought is more important than the action; a
great favor will always be a bad favor if it is done for the
O wrong reasons.

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8 you don't take a stand somewere, everybody will walk
o all over you.
8
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up! Nobody likes a worry wart. I know that you have a
lot on your mind, but you can't think seriously all the
time--it's deadly.
·
Taurus - Brother Bull, I know how it feels to be a bull,
for I am one. This is quite the Happy Week for you. If
you plan it right, you'll make out just fine this week.

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STORY ................ 2.0

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shadows.

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forecast

80 CANCER

The Hidden"
goes from one persons mouth into
another.
This killer isn't the only alien
on earth. Another one has followed
him with the intent of destroying
him. He is sort of an interplanetary
FBI agent. There is more than one
reason why he wants to see the evil
alien meet death. The creature
killed his former partner as well as
his wife and daughter. So vengeance lies heavily in his mind.
The FBI alien teams up with
the detective who is investigating
all the murders the alien commits.
Michael ("Flashdance") Nouri plays
the part of the detective.
"The Hidden" is intense, scary,
interesting, as well as touching.
All of these elements come together
to produce a very enjoyable flick.
So hurry up! Go out and find "The
Hidden" before it disappears into the

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may be in need of help. You can't hear what he or she
is trying to tell you if you don't listen.

0

o Libra- Be a little less sociable this week, unless you

8 are runing for office. If you are not, you're over-trying
8 will only tick people off.
8 Aquarius- Calm your emotions this week. You are

up @$&amp;%'s Creek without a paddle, but there
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TOTAL................ 3.0

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8 Cancer- Let your hair down and loosen that tie; you're
o just too stuffy. If you can't have fun, at least don't ruin
John Gordon's reviews appear 8 the other folks.
weekly and are his own opinions. o
John can also be seen reviewing 0
movies on Wilkes 1V WCT on the 8 Virgo- Take some time off for yourself this week. You
monitors in Stark Lobby, 11 am O might be giving too much. Relax and spend some time
and 12pm.

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�November 5, 1987

PAGE EIGlIT

Halloween Dance

•
A woman's view

of the library
by Marsha Howes

Kirk Edwards, LIVE
by Lee Morrell
If you walked through the
Stark Lobby on Tuesday and heard
music, don't think something crazy
like someone had their box turned
up too high. You· see, the music
was actually the sounds of Kirk
Edwards, LNE!
The latest installment of the
'87-'88 Solo-Concert Series, sponsored by the Programming Board,
was two hours of honky-tonkin'
blues tunes, as presented by the 34
year old (actually, he tu.med 35
yesterday) journeyman.
Edwards opened with a series
of 50's post-war songs, the Korean
war of course, by such artists as
Jimmy McCracklin and the Blues
Blasters and Frankie Lee Simms.
This was followed by some songs
from the 20's and 30's about such
topics as getting drunk and coming
of age, by Tampa Red and Merle
Travis.
·
His next "generalization" was
music called "cellar music." This
is music that came from the deep
south. He performed songs by such
artists as Delbert McClinton,
Tommy Serabian --an old friend
that he used to do an occasional duo
with that just recently passed away-and the author of the classic "Mr.
Bojangles," Jerry Jeff Walker.
He followed the "deep south"
songs with some songs that
definitely fit their name. He called
them "Rockin' Blues." These were
very up tempo fast moving fun
songs. He played some songs by
Willie Dixon, Junior Wells, Young
Jesse, and even Bob Dylan.
Edwards wasn't confined to
performing all cover material. Of

the songs that he did, four of them
were written by him. The first that
he did was a song cailed "Call Me
Anytime." it was dedicated to an exgirlfriend who went from plain old
singer to Grammy Award nominee
and needed someone to help her deal
with her success, so she called him-at 3:00 a.m. The next two songs,
although they had no story
prefacing them; the words said it
all. They were called "Celestial
Dancin"' and "The Simple Things."
His final original work was a song
about a time he was travelling to
his shows in a camper, where he
had all of his worldly posessions.
He left the camper alone for a while

and everything was stolen. The
song tells of how he let it slide and
just went on knowing there was no
chance of his retrieving the stolen
stuff. The song is appropriately
called "First Light, Second Wind."
Although he calai.med to not
be a comedian he slipped in a song
that was quite humorous. The
untitled song was about a "three
legged dog" in the old South who
came back to reap revenge on the
person (or dog) who "shot my pa
(paw)." You know, "pa"-"paw,"
get it? Well, I laughed.
The . only problem I saw

Continued on p. 10

The rhododendron beckon me
as I trudge up the walk toward the
library, past what I presume is
a fossilized tree stump.
The
dreamer in me bids me pause a brief
moment, but my book-filled briefcase weighs me down. I pull open
the heavy door with my free arm
and enter the Farley Library. Libraries have been special sanctuaries
since I was five, when I chose a
book from the shelf for my mother
to read to me. I have worked in
libraries processing, cataloging, and
shelving books. I love the quiet reassurance books exude in libraries.
But, I am spoiled. _I expect the
book I need now to be represented
in the card catalog and on the
bookshelf, or in circulation but available to me at a later date. Frustration, disappointment, and anger
are emotions I have experienced
when the book is not available,
particularly when searching for
books authorect by women, and
books dealing with the multitude of
issues facing today's women.
My frustration, disappointment, and a11irer led me to investigate why a gap exists at Farley
Library in an important subject
area. Thanks to the Women's Movement and the changing roles of womyn, interest in this area has
exploded. Consider that 49% of
Wilkes' enrollment is female, and
that they will graduate to live and
work in a world where half the population is female.
The library
inventory should include a fair percentage of books addressing and
relating to women's issues and
concerns.
Heidi Selecky, acqms1t1on
librarian, works in a glass-enclosed
office on Farley's second floor. She
has the awesome responsibility of
choosing books we students eventually use for reading and research.
Faculty members from each department submit order cards for
books they want ordered. Every department is budgeted an allotment
based on the circulatiqn of that

r

particular subject arr1
instance, Ms. Selecky
language and literature
the most widely circula
ever, certain depanme
those in the sciences, ruc
geted with that because
become obsolete sooner.
these books must be re
frequently, and unfort
are more expensive. In
separate department
there is the librarian's f
allows Ms. Selecky disc
ordering books from
area. There are always
to order than funds a
Ms. Selecky exercises
sideration of student
ordering.
What about the
by women or books w·
the voice and experience
Ms. Selecky assured me
sitive and aware that a
books exists in the subj
she has been ordering
books from the librarian's
encouraging sign is
members are beginning
women's books. A collfl
be a specific women's
utilize books which offer
voice and viewpoinL
has for too long been
resented.
Leaving the library
down moss-stained steps
on my inquiry. I am
Selecky strives to
studenr needs as she
within a budget that has
been affected by a finaoc·
just as college libraries
affected around the cou
some hope for an inc
men's books in the lib
tory. But, as Ms. Se!
cut, a lack of new
espeddl y in the area of
womei:'s studies, is to
the res11lt of a need to re
and m u~lated books. It is
ening to realize such
have .ramifications on
that are or are not acquired
the Farley Library.

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particular subject
instance, Ms. Sc1
language and lite
the most widely c·
ever, certain dcp
those in the scienc
geted with that bee
become obsoletes
th ese books must be
frequently, and unti
are more expensive.
separate departm
there is the 1ibrari
allows Ms. Selecky
ordering books fro
area. There are al
to order than fun
~s. Selecky excrci
:ideration of stud
,rdering.
What about the
Y women or books
1e voice and experi
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1ve and aware
oks exists in the
~ has been oi;
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mbers are begi
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a specific worn
ze books which
e and viewpoinL
for too long
lted.

Leaving the ·
moss-stained
1y inquiry. I
ky strives to
11 needs as she
1 a budget that
ffected by a fin
• college Iibr
t.1 around the
1ope for an i
books in the
3ut, as Ms. s
lack of new
lly in the area
s studies, is to
It of a need to
ilated books.
&gt; realize such
nifications on
rare not acq
( Library.
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PAGE NINE

Herbert Guggenheim:
reading to remember
discovery of his love for the world District of Columbia, George
and his students. This story was Mason, Johns Hopkins University,
Friday night in the very detailed, yet easily compre- the Smithsonian, Georgetown, and
Dickson .J&gt;arte Center hensible and enjoyable.
now Wilkes College. Dr. Guggege offered a special perenheim stated that he likes Wilkes
Those
of
you
who
went
to
the
from one of its talented
but finds that the students and facbers, Dr. Herbert S. reading realize what an interesting ulty need to lighten up. "Some· . The reading consist- writer Dr. Guggenheim is. He is times I think that the faculty has to
currently working on a critical biopiems, all of which were
sit down and watch a Marx Brogh the eyes of the graphy about Don DeLillo which thers' movie together." Surely Dr.
Pete Sussman:
"Pete will be published next summer.
Dr. Guggenheim has been Guggenheim is going to endeavor
Wonders Whether He
interested in art all his life. He to help students develop a sense of
rite a Poem about his
remembers as a child going to art humor along with a more creative
Teacher's Feet," "Pete
galleries, museums, symphonies, mind. He will have greater opDoses Off While
and rock concerts with his friends portunity to do this in his Creative
a Rerun of an Old
and f~ily. His fascination with Writing course offered next semIsland Episode," "Pete
writing sparked in his early teens ester.
Observes a Man Eating
Dr. Guggenheim is currently
and has continued to grow ever
Garbage," "Pete Susssince, which is perfectly understand- working hard on developing a crea Woman Carrying a
able with the talented and creative ative writing program. He is going
'lated Box with a Mewwriters he has met and worked with. to bring in at least eight guest
ide Down the Escalator
The list includes John Barth who speakers who are famous authors
Platfonn of the Clevland
received the National Book Award and leading edge types. He also
Station in Washington
and years of study under the Pulitzer wants to get Wilkes students from
'Pele Sussman at the
different artistic areas to work toPrize Winner Henry Taylor.
one short story en ti tied
Di. Guggenheim has been gether including the visual arts,
boo" about a college
teaching since 1980. He has taught actors and actresses, painters. This,
move to Southern Float a myriad of institutions including he is sure, will further the cultural store for Wilkes College students
1oneliness, and a natural
Southern Mississippi where he got environment at Wilkes.
with everything Dr. Guggenheim
Next semester has a lot in
his Ph.D., the University of the
has to offer the school, as those
who went to his reading on Friday
discovered. Hopefully, in return,

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contributions
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graveyard, haunted chambers, a torture chamber and a mad
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Defense
Continued from page 12
Widener had other ideas.
After their first trip deep into
Colonel territory was unsuccessful
,the Pioneers needed a score. Once
again the Colonel defense was like
a brick wall as it turned away the
Pioneers for three downs but on
fourth down Widener finally broke
the endzone. The Pioneers then
tried for a two-point conversion but
MAC Defensive Player of the Week
Bob Wall broke it up.
Widener then mustered up
another score, this time on a 30
yard run. The try for two was good
and with five minutes remaining
the Pioneers had cut the Colonels
lead to 24- 14.

Penalties hurt the Colo
the fourth quarter as they had
haulted by the little yellow
With less than three minule!
the Pioneers put together
drive but once again it was
who made the big play
intercepted his third pass
game. Widener would lhen
on a safety to make the final
24-16.
With this past victo~
Colonels raised their record
but there are still two im
games left before anyone can
of championships and p
The Colonels face Juniata
weekend and a victory will
them one step closer tow
championship.

Pre-Registration is coming up!
Please take note of the following schedule:
Seniors--Class of 1988, 90 Credits or more
The 1987 Wilkes College senior football cheerleaders.
Novobilski, Leah Kulikowski, and Kristen Kolensky.

If you have a

Laff-Off

division of Ed McMahon's "Star
Search." He also "showcased" at
the 1987 NACA (National Association of Campus Activities) National Convention. Not only did he
perform, but he received a standing
ovation.
Darian and Swersie, you would
expect to see them anywhere but
here. But surprise, surprise, they
will be gracing us one time and one
time only. So treat yourself to a
night of New York comedy on the
Programming Board. Showtime is
8:00 Friday night in the S.U.B.
Get there on time, seating is on a
first come first serve basis.
C ontinued from p. 8

throughout the entire show, and
maybe it was because of where I
sat, was the back row of people
were very loud and disruptive. I
spoke to many other people who
conferred what I said.
The stage was set by the
Programming Board with their
t:olored lights and red and whit
checked tablecloth covered tables.
All that was needed was a musician
with, say, twenty years of musical
experience and expertise in two
instruments, guitar and harmonica.
These are just two of the qualities
that made the Kirk Edwards SoloConcert a fine musical experience.
In spite of the noise, the show, to
me, was a smash. Once again,
congratulations and thanks to the
Programming Board for another fine
show

Juniors--Calss of 1989, 60 Credits or more

Please c~l Ext. 494 to learn about a support group for
females with STDs. Your call will be kept in the strictest
confidence.
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Edwards

sexually transmitted disease (STD) and:

--feel alone
--Have no one to confide in
--Have important, unanswered questions
--feel refused and unsure
--need support and reassurance

Continued from p. 6
formed at Caesar's Board Walk
Regency,
Harrah's,
and
the
Tropicana, all in Atlantic City. He
has also made many college stops-with and without the Laff-Off.
Darian has also brought home
his share of the honors. He is a
two time winner in the comedy

Pre-register November 9 &amp; 10 with advisor, then re~st
M-R November 10, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
S-Z November 10, 1 :00 p.m.- 4:30 p.m.
A-E November 11, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
F-L November 11, 1:00 p.m.- 4:30 p.m.

Pictured left to right are Michele

Fahmy appointed
chairman

Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy, Dean of
Graduate Studies and Continuing
Education at Wilkes College, has
been appointed by the Economic
Development Coucil of Northestern
Pennsylvania (EDCNP) to chair its
newly-established Export Advisory
Council.
Fahmy recently presided over
the first meeting of the Council,
held in W eckesser Hall on the
·Wilkes campus.
As chairman, Fahmy will
oversee a council of representatives
drawn from the business and
industry community, as well as
other indivuals knowledgeable
about exporting and its importance
to the economic status of the
region. Included in this group are
government officials, executives in
key corporations in the region, and
educators.
The council is charged with
supporting export activities within
the seven counties of Northeastern
Pennsylvania.
As Fahmy describes, "Our role is to generally
advise the EDC executive committee and staff on those activities
and issues that are critical to
advancing the cause of exporting
activities
in
Northeast Pennsylvania.
"An important function of this
advisory group," he continues, "is
to encourage, in any way possible,
greater awareness of exportinf

opportunities.
In this way, the
council will serve as a vital link
between the government and the
public and private sector on issues
of export promotion."
In addition to serving in an
advisory capacity, members of the
council will also plan export
seminars, workshops, and other
activities for members of the
regional business community.
Members of the EDCNP
Export Advisory Council, in
addition to Fahmy, are: Henry
LeBlanc, Supervisory International
Trade Specialist, U.S. Department
of Comrrierce International Trade
Commission,
Philadelphia;
Howard
Grossman,
Executive
EDCNP;
Thomas Heany, Vice
President, Acker Drill Company,
Clarks Summit; Kenneth Dolph,
Executive Director, Lackawanna
County Industrial Development
Authority, Scranton;
Robert
Nowak,- Area Development Coordinator, Pennsylvania Power &amp;
Light Company, Hazleton; Robert
Murphy, Procurement Specialist,
ED&lt;;NP;
Joseph Migliorino,
Assistant Management Officer,
Small Business Administration
Wilkes-Barre;
Charles Naples'.
Development Specialist, EDCNP;
William Drake, Vice President
Inter Metro Industries Inc., Wilkes~
Barre.

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S-Z November 16, 1:00p.m.- 4:30 p.m.
A-E November 17, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
F-L November 17, 1 :00 p.m.- 4:30 p.m.

Sophomores--Class of 1990, 36 credits or more
Pre-register November 13 &amp; 16 with advisor, then re~s
M-R November 18, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
S-Z November 18, 1:00 p.m.- 4:30 p.m.
A-E November 19, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
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Freshmen--Class of 1991, less than 36 credits
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register:
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S-Z November 24, 8:30 a.m.- 4:30 p.m.
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t - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- BlO.LOGY DEPARTMENT
SPECIAL LECTURE
You are cordially invited to
attend a presentation

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closed ou1
·n and two I
t their final
fine perforn
season b)
Straface, I
senior/co-&lt;

By
Dr. Edward Jarroll
Department of Biology
Cleveland State University
Cleveland, Ohio
on
...
"CELLULAR METABOLISM IN GIARDIA:
THEY ARE WHAT THEY EAT"
at
Stark Learning Center
Room 101

INl©vsmbsr 5, 1987
8pm
All are welcome to this free event

The lecture is TODAY!

cross-town
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lonels face J

men's soccer team closed out
last Saturday at F &amp;M
's soccer team
year as a varsity
against Franklin &amp;
Lady Colonels
icr for the final
llllC game schedule.
ream did not win
season they have
their soccer skills
play as a team.
members had not
ore. In addition, it
until three days
pme that there even
Saturday's game

dits or more
visor, then re
.. - 12 noon

4:30p.m.
- 12 noon

4:30p.m.
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bs to Franklin &amp;
Colonels played

best games of the
. The second half
much more play
then in previous
Illy hooters had the
ri the Franklin &amp;

visor, then
.- 12 noon

4:30p.m.
· 12 noon

4:30 p.m.
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[visor, then
- 12 noon

4:30 p.m.
- 12 noon

4:30p.m.

· 4:30p.m.
4:30 p.m.
4:30p.m.
t:30 p.m.

the sweeper position for Wilkes.
Senior/Captain Mary Jo Zukoski
also had a fine defensive performance for the Lady Colonels.
Junior Suzanne Payne has shown
her versatility throughout the
season playing both on offense and
defense. She turned in another good
game for the team on Saturday.
Strong offensive performances
were recorded by Jonine Petras,
Senior/Cl!J)tains Caryn Stasco and
Kelly Cota. Stasco played very
strong for the offense throughout
the season. Saturday's game was
one of Stasco's best as she had a
comer kick and several shots on
goal for the Lady Colonels.
The majority of the team will
be returning for next season,
however the team is losing three of
its key players from graduation.
Now that the Lady Colonels have '
their first season under their belts
they are looking forward to next
season.
Congratulations to members
the women's soccor team for your
Caryn Stasco waits for the throw in from Suzanne Payne in Saturday' game
first season as a varsity team and ,--a_g_a_ins_t_F_&amp;_M_._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
good luck in future years. Good
luck wishes also go out to those
graduating seniors who helped make
sports history this year at Wilkes.
May your futures be prosperous.
Congratulations also go to Coach
Jim Jacowicz for the season.

lleyball team
apes shutout
women's
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t their final record
fine performances
this season by Lisa
Straface, Debbie
senior/co-captain
sday, the Lady
cross•town rivals
Scandlon Gymthe Lady Monarchs
Lady Colonels 3-0.
· cs of the games
at press time.
ythe team traveled
IO compete in a
In the first match
Mulhenburg 2-0
the match the Lady
110ial of eleven aces
. Kravitz scored
four kills. Ayres
and eight assists.
match Dickinson
2-0 (1 · 15,4-15). The
kills. Straface had
while Ayres turned

The Lady Colonels in action last week against Kings.
Congratulations
to
coach
Doris Saracino and her team on a
fine season. Good luck to all the

senior players.

Shenefield 's
goals spark
Colonels
by Craig Larimer

grade. This one was the first one
ever to come off of my head."
The Wilkes soccer team Shenefield's second goal was the
ended it's scoring drought r they end result of a nice run by freshman
flooded Bloomsburg with~ four Mike Lenczycki. Lenczycki beat
goals. The four goals were not the Bloomsburg sweeper and gave
only important for the victory, but Shenefield a crisp pass along the
also for the confidence of the team. ground which Shenefield poked past
The Colonels had not scored more the Huskies keeper.
than two goals in a single -game
The Colonel's record now
since October seventh. The victory stands at 9-7-2. Wilkes will play
over Bloomsburg reassured Head the Monarchs of Kings College on
Coach Phil Wingert of his teams Saturday at 1:00 to end out the
scoring abilities. The game had season. The guys have had a great
another certain significance for Phil season, so show some support as
Wingert and his squad; the victory the Colonels look to end the season
marked the first time the Colonels on the winning note.
have defeated the Huskies in ten.-------"'-----::-----games.
John Pursell initiated the
scoring for the Colonels as he
accepted a pass from Paul
Tavaglione and one timed it into
the goal on the near side. John
leads the team· in scoring with six
goals and three assists. Tavaglione
continued the attack with his fifth
goal of the year. Chris Shenefield
had a super day as he recorded two
goals. Shenefield scored his first
goal off of a Tavaglione assist.
Oddly enough, Shenefield's goal
was the first goal he as ever scored
with his head. Shenefield said of
his first goal of the day, "I've been
playing soccer since I was in second

�Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 9

18766

November 5, 1987

I Wilkes enters top 10 nationally

Colonel of Defense helps Wilk
the week defeat Widener
by Bill Kem
Last Saturday's 24-16 victory
over Widener was important in
many ways. First, it left only
Wilkes and Susquehanna atop of the
MAC. Second, it propelled the
Colonels into the top ten in the
nation for division III. And if the
victory proved anything, it proved
that the Colonels are a team, and
that fact has made 1987 one heck of
a season.
In the past couple of games

That was just on series, but it was
an effort by the entire defense,
players like Hopkins, Cwalinski,
Maiorano, Hubert, Morgans, Wall,
Klein, Dougherty, Canterella, and
Habeeb, that helped control an
explosive Widener attack.
Anyone who missed last
Saturday's game probably missed
one of the best halfs of football
ever performed by a Colonel team.
But the firs t play of the game was
almost disasterous. Widner intercepted a Carl DeLuca pass and

Colonel "D".
time in putting in their
score of the game. This ·
Harrison was on the ·
of a ten-yard Deluca
Meagley's boot was goo!
Colonels were ahead 14.().
The Colonel defe
forced another Widener
This time it was Tehansky
off a Stoffere at the
Once again the offense
paydirt. Behind the one•
of Courtney Mcfarlane

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Linebacker, Joe Daches pounds Widener quarterback Dan Stoffere.
returned it for an apparent score, but
the Wilkes College defense has
luckily, for the Colonels, the score
been outstanding.
Take, for
was called back because of a ruffing
instance, last Saturday.
With
the passer penalty. The Colonels
Widener at the Colonel one, the
were unable to advance the ball and
Pioneers had four cracks at the
punted. On third and ten the
endzone but the Colonels had other
Colonels forced the first of five
ideas. On the first play, senior
turnovers as they recovered a
defensive tackle threw a Widener
Pioneer fumble at the Colonel 48.
back for a two-yard loss. In the
The Colonels wasted no time
next · play
linebacker
Steve
in capitalizing on the big break.
Tehansky sacked quarterback Dan
DeLuca found Tony DiGrazia wide
Stoffere for a three-yard loss (it was
open in the endzone for an 18-yard
the first of seven sacks on the day).
scoring strike. Shawn Meagley's
Third down was an incomplete
PAT was good and the Colonels
pass. That brought up fourth down
had a 7-0 lead.
and the Colonels rose to the
Once again the Pioneers were
occassion. Joe Daches leveled
unable to move the ball against the
Stoffere to hault any scoring threat.

Ambosie the Colonels put
a beautiful ball control
drive was capped
McFarlarle going arournd
side for a six-yard run. .
third PAT was good
Colonels were up 21-0.
In
their viclL'fy
Susquehanna Widener
unanswered points in tit
half to seal the victory.
Colonels had other ideas.
interception set up a
fieldgoal from 27 yards
that point it seemed the
would coast the rest of the

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                    <text>Vol. XL

No. 9

,

l"fqvember~ 198

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putting in
the game.
was on the
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's boot was
were ahead l
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mother
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ilkes helps Corbett meets
ed a Friend students
Action Week will be

Wilkes from Monday

the Caribbean, and also prepares and
distributes educational materials on
the issues of development and
hunger for people in the United
States. The name "Oxfam" comes
from the Oxford Committee on
Famine Relief, a committee
founded in England in 1942 and
brought to Boston in 1970.
Tony Vento, campus minister,
said that students wishing to skip
one or more meals must sign up
ahead of time in Pickering Hall at
the designated areas to miss a
particular meal in order to credit the
cost of their meal to Oxfam. Those
wishing to partake in the fast will
be able tp go to a fast support
station in the dining hall. All who
participate in the fast will be served
liquids such as coffee and tea so
they won't become dehydrated.
Those who do not bring
canned food items or wish to fast
may give donations for "Feed a
Friend" to WHEAT members in
Stark lobby during the Campus
Action Week.
According to Vento, "This is a
chance for the whole campus to
join in fighting local and world
hunger as a way of celebrating
Thanksgiving." Campus Action
Week is the last WHEAT project in

y next week. For
ilkes Hunger Education
TaMorce (WHEA1)
canned food drive for
, faculty, staff, and
Sllldcnts in the Stark
t Monday through
Canned food from
'nistration, and staff in
cooimuter students will
at designated drop off
II a.m. and I p.m.
Stark Lobby. Adfaculty and staff in
gs will also have
drop off points. The
be forwarded to local
s through the "Feed a
m. "Feed a Friend" ,
by Channel 16 and the
Commission on
~lXJrtunity [CEO].
ursday, donn students
sacrificing their meals
world's hungry as part
0xfam America day of
am America is an
agency that funds selfment projects and
in poor countries in
Latin America, and Continued on p. 3

If you happened to walk
through the Stark Learning Center
Lobby on Monday about noon, you
may have been accosted by a wild
man waving a microphone and
raising issues while raising hell.
Who was this man, and why was he
here? Perhaps you recognized this
individual as Wyoming Valley's
maverick columnist, Steve Corbett,
whose column appears several
times each week in the Times
Leader. Mr. Corbett is noted for
his often controversial and always
timely treatment of local, national,
and global issues.
Steve ·Corbett's appearance in
the lobby of Stark was a prime
opportunity for students to express
their views openly, vent their
emotions, and listen to and consider
the opinions of others regarding a
variety of topics. Students seemed
to welcome the chance and were
eager to participate in this open
forum for the exchange of ideas and
op1mons.
After all, it's not
everyday that such an opportunity
presents itself on the Wilkes
campus.
But the days in which such an
event is considered a rarity at
Wilkes may very well be drawing
to a close. In fact, Steve Corbett's
appearance was not a one-time only

esident Breiseth
dresses students
uesday's "Meet the Prez"
· !Opher Breiseth shared
of the college in answer
questions.
These
were raised mainly about
endowment and the
nsc to a question about

of the recent stock market
the college's endowment,
povided a concise answer.
that although the net
value of the fund has
the loss is substantially

below the overall market loss.
The college's endowment is
being handled by two firms who
have been given more flexibility by
the Board of Trustees to move these
monies
toward
safer,
more
conservative, ends, for example
bonds and cash. They were also
given the freedom to return funds to
the stock market if and when that
alternative seems more attractive.
Unless
the · international
economy declines radically, Breiseth
feels there is little threat to Wilkes
funding. Major indicators of the
U.S. economy are "remarkably

healthy," says Breiseth.
In regard to the Belltower,
Breiseth expressed a positive
attitude.
He believes that
eventually the structure will serve
to "define" the college and become
an identifying symbol of the
campus. He explained why work
seemed to have stopped for awhile:
crucial building materials were
being delivered. Constuction has
begun once more, and should be
finished in the near future. When
construction is finished, Breiseth
said, most of the talk will probably
be laid to rest

event; it served also as an invitation
to students, faculty, and staff to
attend, and even more, to be
actively involved in next Monday's
open forum. So bring your friends
anytime between 11:30 and 1:30,
Monday, November 16th, to Stark

Lobby, whore intensely felt and
stated positions, heated debate,
flying
sparks,
and
new
understanding will be the order of
the day.

See questionnaire on p.5

�~November 12, 1987

etters

Security a
concern

to

Another Concerned
Graduate
Dear Editor:

the

Priorities?

company near Philadelphia to
redesign the traditional "W". The
company came up with the "flying
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letter looks as if it might have been

Dear Editor:

of
register for my last
Wilkes. I am a seni(J
major, and the courses I I
under "English" upset me
deal.
It was~'t the courses
that upset me, nor the
periods that are being
those courses, nor even the
certain courses I'd hoped
offered are not on the list
No, it was the times
those courses that anno
angered--me. The Lan
Literature Department is
seven upper-level literature
next semester--tJie classes
majors must take to comp
degree requirements. Of
courses, three are offeJM
night courses, and two arc
after 3 p.m. That leaves
day courses.
This timing is terrific
traditional students or
students--especiallyteache
back for master's degreeswhom may have full-tilll
But it creates problems
time students who may
work part-time to pay either
day expenses or for 1beir
because if a student has

Since the current president of lifted from a pyramid in Central
Wilkes College is an historian who America or Egypt, or copied from
likes to use the word "tradition," as an Indian blanket, or come from a
he has in some of his recent cattle branding iron, or from a pair
articles, he ought to have done his of W estem jeans. It also bears
homework on those two points, resemblance to the mustering-out
I received a letter from Pennsylvania Re~ntative Richard A
history and tradition, before pin the World War II veterans
McClatchy, Jr. this week concerning a bill that could have a profound
attempting to scuttle the historical, received from the government upon
effect on security at Wilkes College. This bill would require all
stately, and elegant Wilkes letter leaving the service and which the
universities and colleges, both public and private, to provide
"W" by usurping it with the newly vets fondly called the "ruptured
information detailing crime and security statistics to prospective
Some alumni say it
designed one that has suddenly duck."
students.
appeared as if out of nowhere and as resembles the wings of a buzzard
This bill results from an incident at Lehigh University in which
if it were sorely needed. Quite the settling down to a free lunch.
student Jeanne Ann Clery was raped, beaten, and strangled to death by ,
To top it all off what really
contrary, it is not needed.
another Lehigh student in her dormitory. It seems that Clery's parents
There are persons still on the hurts is that the new design (the
felt that they were not informed about the sub-standard security
campus at Wilkes, along with uncalled for design) reputedly cost
conditions of Lehigh University. They see it as an important step for
many alumni, who will recall how more than $10,000. If this is not
all colleges to be held accountable for the safety of their students, not
the first president, Dr. Farley, had so, somebody should deny it.
just by setting rules and regulations, but by the enforcement of these
President Breiseth, don't try to
the student body conduct contests
rules and regulations.
that determined the name Beacon for replace something good and noble
This is certainly a vital point. Colleges can have all the security
the newspaper, Amnicola for the and already traditional at my Alma
regulations they want; it is the enforcement of these regulations that is
yearbook, and Wilkes for the very Mater. bon't try to remake Wilkes
the integral part of them. Perhaps the greatest offenders of these
name of the College.
The College so that nobody will
regulations are not security personnel or administrators, but the student
acceptance of the "W" and the name recognize her--and nobody might
body.
"Colonels" were determined in the , want to either. And finally, sir, I
The most chilling aspect of the Lehigh incident lies in the fact that
same way--by the vote of the . hope you would quit suandering the
the student who raped Clery gained access to her dormitory because all
students, not by a whimsical hard earned cash that I and hundreds
of loyal Alumni are contributing to
three automatically locked doors were propped open by fellow students
president
in that dorm. Does this sound familiar? AU too familiar, perhaps. In
Yes, that is the history and our Alma Mater.
fact, as recently as this semster there has been a report of campus crime
tradition of it However, it is said
A Much Concerned Graduate of
due this same kind of disregard for socwity regulations.
that the current president, who
· Wilkes College
A questionnaire was supplied with the letter from Representative
seems to be on a mission to redo
McClatchy. Two questions deal with security measures in residence
practically anything and everything
Conrin
halls. The first asks, "Do all dormitory doors lock automatically?"; the
at Wilkes, commissioned a design
second, "Is a registration log kept of non-resident guests to the dorm?"
It seems that Wilkes students would fail miserably if asked those
questions. Doors are regularly propped open so students do not have to
tackle stairs in order to let other students into the dorms, and when the
doors are not left propped open, students allow other students who don't
live in the dorm to enter without question; that is, they allow
unidentified people into the hall with the rationale that "somebody here
must be expecting him/her." No list is kept of these guests; they are not
required to notify anyone that they are in the hall. This in and of itself
is extremely dangerous, and enforcing these two regulations alone would
the office, schedule stuffed into my registering as a senior-•
be the best protection a studnet could give himself.
by ME. Evers
backpack, in less than five minutes. sequently, registering be!
Although certainly the crime rate at Wilkes is not comparable to
As I walked back to my dorm, I other students.
I just got back from the
the rate of a larger, more metropolitan school, crime still does occur,
That's the other tbif
Registrar's Office where I registered thought, "And I skipped class for
and this bill would affect Wilkes just as it would any other school. The
this?"
I'd
forgotten
that
things
for
my
last
semester--ever--at
effect could prove to be profound.
were different when you were
Wilkes College.
For a college routinely obsessed with image, from its grooming to
Registration is usually someits personnel, this bill could present a very definite problem. After all,
thing I approach with trepidation
The registration monster strikes again!
exposing what is perhaps one of the most vulnerable points on any
(and with a large cup of coffee and a
college campus to public scrutiny is bound to raise some controversy.
Tastycake to sustain me during
This is evidenced by the treatment of an incident that occurred between
what always has been a more-thantwo students last year. The College was reluctant, even defensive about
half-hour wait).
allowing The Beacon--let alone local papers--to run an article on the
That's what made registering
incident Reluctance to allow the public knowledge to the status of.
this
year
such a strange experience.
security is dangerous, not only for the image of the school, but for the
No
lines.
No standing in the halls
students as well. After all, have any of us asked, upon being accepted to
of
Sturdevant,
blocking the door to
a college, just how safe the conditions are at the college?
the
Finance
Office,
the steps to
Perhaps what this bill will raise best is consciousness. If schools
various second-floor offices, and
are required to make this information available, they will be more
(more often than not) the door to
willing to enforce regulations. It is obvious that Wilkes will be forced,
the Registrar's Office. No hassles
-just as any college will· ~. either to make changes in security policy, to
from overworked registrars, who've
rework completely the security system, or at worst to make
had to listen to the complaints of
monumental efforts to conceal this kind of information. Students, but
angry students for the past five
especially parents, will be thinking more and more about the safety of
hours. No closed classes, which
the College. Naturally, this will not be the ultimate determining factor
usually result in your redoing your
for a student in deciding which school to attend, but it will be a
entire schedule right in the
Registrar's Office--in one minute or
significant one.
less.
Even if this bill does not pass, it should still force the College, and
~
Nothing.
especially students, to evaluate the s-xurity ~~ures being taken on
This year, I walked into
this campus. Although no one should live in fear, reasonable caution is
Sturdevant, into the Registrar's
still important--and could prevent serious crimes, such as that which
Office, and handed over my
happened to Jeanne Ann Clery.
preregistration form. I was out of

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,rities?
)ear Editor:
,ast week, I
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"English"
t wasn't the

upset me,
ls that are
courses, nor
1 courses I'd
i are not on
ro, it was th
courses th
:d--me. Th
:ure Depart
upper-level
emester--tl}e
, must take t
requiremen
s, three are
:ourses, and
p.m. That
llfSes.
1is timing is
1nal
studen
s--especiall
&gt;r master's
may hav
it creates pro
tudents who
:Ut-time to pa
&gt;enses or for
i if a stude~

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from p.2
to fulfill degree
(and these three night
satisfy particular
, he obviously can't
■ghts. Add to this the
olher courses are in
oons, and you cut a
· ghours even more.
\ know how other
planning to deal wi th
IT)'ing somehow to
Olhcr classes--mcluding
ents--to leave me with
to work during the days.
course, still leaves me
poblcm, because my
hired me with the
g that 1 could work
weekends--not days.
yees are scheduled to
lhc day.
Iregistered for classes, I
1h the department
Dr. Walter Karpinich,
to him that I felt
could cause a problem
who worked.
He
by saying that those partts who needed these
graduate degrees could
diem at night. When one
that lhere are more fullmajors than graduate
IIUdents, this argument
ltvelop some holes.
inich's other comment
effect that he felt we, as
lbould set priorites in our
classes talcing priority
. e jobs. And while I
him, I think it should be
001 that many students
t afford life at Wilkes
work part-time.
lk!ition the need to
'

schedule classes around work--as
many students I know try to do-sometimes makes it difficult to take
other, non-required courses just
·
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by Kim Klimek
beeause they look mteresung.
There simply isn't time to fit it all
in. Scheduling required courses in
The
Acquireci
Immune
my major--especially if they
Deficiency
Syndrome
(AIDS)
conflict with a work schedule-taskforce of Wilkes College met on
restricts my available time even
Tuesday at 11 a.m. to discuss the
more and thus inhibits my ability
issue of AIDS of campus.
to satisfy ;ny intellectua. ~uriosity
According to Jane Lampe-Groh,
in other fields; where, then, do I set
Dean of Student Affairs, the charges
"priorities" as far as my education
of the committee will be to develop
is concerned?
an educational plan for our campus
This all annoyed me even community on AIDS and to
more when I looked at the current develop an educational plan for our
semester's English course offerings campus community on AIDS and
and realized that none of them were to
develop
and
recommend
being offered as night courses. Is procedures for the college to follow
the Departmt:nt, in scheduling three when Wilkes has an AIDS case.
next semester, simply trying to
Members of the committee
make up for lost time?
include Mary Supey, director of
· Perhaps I'm being somewhat Health Services; Mark Sowcik,
selfish, but I simply don't Director of the Campus Counseling
understand why three upper-levels Service; Dr. Harold Cox, professor
have to be offered at such an of Political Science and Earth and
inconvenient
time:
one
per Environmental Science; Mike Aed,
semester, it seems, should be Athletic Trainer; and Leigh Major,
enough to satisfy everyone. The assistant director of residence life.
rationale behind scheduling no
S upey said the committee is
night literature classes one semester looking
into
the
possibility
and three the following semester discussing AIDS in physical
(with, again, two more in late- education classes, dorms, and
afternoon time slots) escapes me.
through different vehicles of De.JD Jane Lampe-Groh said education on AIDS is necessary.
Scheduling
classes
to distribution of material pertaining that doesn't go away, a new which suggests that the incubation
accommodate non-traditionals is to AIDS.
Supey ..said "The persistant cough, easy bruising, may be, "5 long as 7-10 years.
great; they certainly have busy American
College .
Health unexplained bleeding, persistant' There have also been rare cases of
schedules. But to do this at the Association of which we are a diarrhea and pink or purple blotches AIDS in , which ap individual
expense of full-time students is ,member, put together a task force on the skin, Supey said that these recieved the ,iri1s thrO'ilgh exposing
MC only symptoms which may or
raw skin to an AIDS victim.
ludicrous. It seems to me that, in for colleges in response to AIDS."
may
not
indicate
a
person
has
According to Supey, research also
the end, the Department of LanIn 1986, the institutional
shows that "people don't die of
guage and Literature is the party response to AIDS was to put out a contracted the virus.
She wd that those in the AIDS but form opportunistic
that needs to get its priorities position "that the organization and
straightened out--not its students.
completion of effective educational highest risk groups are 70-75% of infections that the virus leaves a
programs about AIDS be an people who have AIDS; 17% - of person open to."
activity of the highest priority for . AIDS victims are IV Drug abusers
She said that any misElizabeth Mazzullo
all institutions of higher learning." and hemophiliacs, peop_le who have conceptions about AIDS can be
She said, "education is the weapon received blood transfusions, children cleared up by contacting Helpline
to combat the spread of AIDS at of mothers who have AIDS, hetero- (829-1341) and asking for the AIDS
this point." AIDS ~as first noted sexual females of males in high hotline. Anyone who wants to
by the Center for Disease Control risk groups.
know more about or fears having
Technology on AIDS is con- AIDS may also call the Health
in Atlanta Georgia in 1981.
Symptoms of AIDS include stantly bt:ing updated. For ex- Service J)epartment at extension
exessive tiredness for no apparent ample, Supey said, researchers 494.
In the interest of conreason, recurring fevers, chills, initi~!y thought the incubation fidentiality, those who wish to call
night sweats, unexplained enlarge- stage for the virus was .2-5 years. about the virus do not have to state
' ment of lymph nodes, a sore throat Now, evidence has been produced their name.

AIDS Taskforce meets

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the Hunger Camp~n. The t~o
previous WHEAT programs, the
Hunger Banquet and the Crop Walk,
brought positive responses from
Wilkes College members, according
to Vento. To end the campaign,
there will be a special meeting on
Thursday at 4 p.m. in Stark Lobby.
Vento said that- everyone involved
in the Hunger Campaign is invited
to celebrate its success. Local and
community leaders will speak on
the hunger situation. The canned
goods will be turned over to CEO
and a short Interfaith Thanksgiving
service will be held.

Join the Beacon Staff!

Dance
Join euery·one at the 6ym Dence!
Seturdfly, Nouember 14th.
R rockin' and dancin' par:iy night
sponsored
by the Programming Board!
There will he music from the
50's, 60's and 70's ily "The Pros."
There wiil he dance contests
and prizes (like hoola hoops, pogo
sticks, and conuerse sneakers)!
Dance mill nm from' 9pm to 1 am.
Cost: onls, SJ bJ/ IO.

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Novemoer 12, 1987

Board Reviews Progra
Members of the Wilkes
College Continuing Education
Advisory Board met recently on the
College campus to review programs
for the spring and summer of 1988.
The advisory board is chaired by
Horace Kramer and includes representatives from the professional,
business, civic and cultural community. These individuals meet

periodically to review ways in
which the College's continuing
education programs can meet the
needs of the region.
The Wilkes Division of
Continuing Education has received
national recognition for its role in
linking the campus and community, and offers a comprehensive
schedule of courses each spring, fall

and summer. Current
for the Division include
professional personnel
awareness;
drug
education; family studies
issues; and continuing
development for ceru
accountants and public

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materials were not immediately
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Debate Team wows
them in West Virginia
The public speaking unit of
the Wilkes College Speech/Debate
Union continues to bring back to
the college major awards and
trophies.
Recently the team
traveled to Shepherd College,
Shepherdstown, West Virginia for
the competition in the Annual
"Shenandoh Novice Fall Forensic
Tournament." Wilkes sent an allfemale team to compete in the twoday tournament. At the conclusion
of the competition the college's
speakers had won the Second Place
Overall award. In the competition
for individual awards Laurie Eater
won four trophies. Her victories
came with a third place win in the
area of entertainment competition, a
second place trophy in the original
persuasion oratory division, a
second place honor in informative
speaking, and rounding out her
performance with a fifth place award
for her literary program in Oral
Interpretation of Prose Literature.
Robyn Paisley, another new
member of the Wilkes team, won a
second place trophy in the
entertainment division, sometimes
called After-Dinner Speaking. She
~so wc:m a second place award in

Oral Interpretation of Prose and
finished her competition with a
very impressive first place victory
in
the
difficult
field
of
Communication Analysis.
The
tournament officials recognized Ms.
Paisley with an additional honor by
announcing that she was the thir~
best speaker at the tournament and
announcfog that she was the third
best speaker at the tournament and
awarding her a trophy for that
distinction. Cathy Carey was the
third member of the squad to bring
home trophies. Ms. Carey won the
third place overall award for
Extemporaneous Speaking.
She
also won a fifth place award for her
efforts in expository or Informative
Speaking.
The team brought eleven
awards/honors back to Wilkes, and
the members of the Speech/Debate
Union are well on their way to
establishing a new record for the
number of awards won in one
semester.
The Speech/Debate
Union is directed by Dr. Bradford ·
Kinney, of the Speech, Communication and Theatre Arts
Department

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HERE'S WHAT YOUR FRIENDS
ARE SAYING ABOUT
PHIL 298: CRITICAL THINKING*
"The course was interesting because we used material from newspapers and magazines to apply wh.11
we learned and to show us that it is really used in everyday life."
"No matter what your major is, this course is beneficial. And at work, I'm already able to identify
some of the concepts we learned."
"I would recommend this course to all freshmen! It would certainly help them throughout college."

"(This course) provides you with skills you can use in your daily life. It's great to be able to rip
apart a friend's argument and tell him exactly why what he says is wrong ... "
"I think this course clears up the idea that philosophy is dry and boring."
"I feel that this course benefited me more than any other course at Wilkes."
"I now have a better angle at which to view the issues I may face in the real world . . . My
interest was certainly stimulated."
"I would recommend (this course) ; because of the constant contact of the mass media, it's
important to have critical thinking skills."
"What I learned in this course was extremely beneficial to me and I will probably keep it with me
for my whole life."

"Everything--the materials, the class--v,as instrumental in the learning process. That's why I
enjoyed the class."

f

'Tm already starting to pick out some of the concepts we talked about, both in my reading and in
listening to what other people have to say.

t

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f

'The authors (of the text) did an excellent job. I will be keeping this text for continued and future
reference."

t

"I would recommend (this course) because you become a better educated person for taking it. You
look at things more clearly than you would have before."

,

"I could have earned any grade I decided I wanted. Since my only concern was to graduate, my aim
was to pass. Too bad I became very interested in the class."

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"I now use the skills I learned (in this C()urse) to apply to my other courses and in my everyday
life."

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day begins al
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general meeti:
Wilkes studen

'The course was very interesting and different. I have already found myself looking in the
newspapers and applying the skills we learned in this class."

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Day on
14.
Th
Visitation Da
and spring
an oppor1
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students
become acqu
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'This course has helped me more with my writing skills than any other class at this school."

"You can genuinely enjoy the class while learning. The class was interesting as well as fun. You
never minded coming to class."

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"I would recommend this course .because, not only does it hone your critical thinking skills, it was
a fun and interesting course."

*Comments selected and edited from student evaluations in one
section of PHIL 298: Critical Thinking, Spring semester, 1987.
Evaluations on file at the office of Dean, College of Arts and
Sciences.

(At least three potentially deceptive argumentative/rhetorical devic
of the sort commonly found in advertising occur above. Can you
identify them?)

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sitation Day -vember 14th
illerested high school
transfer students from
es and universities are
come to --Wilkes for
Day on Saturday,
14.
The college
Visitation Days in both
and spring semesters,
an opportunity for
students and their
become acquainted with
ilS various programs
complete schedule of
,ill be available, ranging
pus tours Lo meetings
ge faculty, students and
day begins at 10 a.m. in
y Dickson Darte Center,
general meeting for all
Wilkes students will then
tours of the campus
to I p.m., and faculty

and staff will be on hand to greet
participants.
At 1 p.m., lunch
(payable on the day of the program)
will be served in the college
cafeteria.
Following lunch, students and
their parents will have a choice of
27 staffed academic departments and
offices
to
v1s1t.
Detailed
information will be available on
Wilkes'
academic
programs,
facilities, student guides will again
be available to assist newcomers to
the campus in locating offices,
departments, and personnel, and to
answer questions on the student
experience.
Visitation Day is designed for
students and their families as both a
fun and informative event. For
further information, contact the
Wilkes Office of Admissions at 8244651, ext. 400, or 824-9890.

able to rip

Pre-Registration is here!

Please take note of the following schedule:
Juniors--Class of 1989, 60 Credits or more
~ster November 11&amp;12 with advisor, then register:
world ... My

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rhat's why I

M-R November 16, 8:30 a.m. - noon
S-Z November 16, 1 p.m.-4:30 p.m.
A-E November 17, 8:30 a.m. - noon
F-L, November 19, 1 p.m. -4:30 p.m.

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Registration time is here again (so soon!). Joan Pappas, registrar's office, is shown
handling this semester's registration. In order to reduce hassles, students should have
alternative courses in mind before registering. The registration schedule appears on p. S.

Intern
program
offered

Residents of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania who have
Sophomores--Class of 1990, 36 credits or more
or will earn a Masters degree in
gister November 13 &amp; 16 with advisor, then register
Business Administration, Public
M-R November 18, 8:30 a.m.-noon
Administration, Government AdS-Z November 18, lp.m.-4:30 p.m.
ministration, or a comparable field
A-E November 19, 8:30 a.m.-noon
between July 1, 1987 and August
F-L November 19, 1 p.m.-4:30 p.ni.
29, 1987 and who are interested in a
career in state government at the
Freshmen--Class of 1991, less than 36 credits
managerial level are encouraged to
register November 18, 19, &amp; 20 with advisor, then
apply
for
the
Pennsylvania
register:
Management Intern Program.
M-R November 23, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
This
one-year
training
experience places interns in entryS-Z November 24, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
level positions in various state
A-E November 30, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
offices and selected agencies during
F-L December 1, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
the period July 1, 1988 to June 30,
1989. The program stresses career
,Jcvelopment through such techniques as rotational assignments,
discussion groups, and training
seminars.
Upon
successful
completion of the program, interns
livered
a presentation entitled,
are eligible , for promotion to a
"Priestly's Legacy to American
permanent assignment in a state
On Tuesday, November 3 at Chemistry" which discussed the dis- office or agency.
a.m. in SLC 380, the Wilkes covery of oxygen and rubber.
All interns start at a salary of
Chemical Society held a Overall there was a good turnout ati $20,929
regardless
of prior
to celebrate National Chem- the seminar of about twenty-five
experience, plus benefits including
Day (NCO). National Chem- students and faculty.
health insurance, dental and vision
Day officially occured on
The Seminar was sponsored by plan,
prescnpuon
plan,
life
ber 6.
the Pennsylvania Historical and Muinsurance, and hoiday, vacation, and
The Seminar was conducted seum Commission and the Susque- sick leave.
d Blatchley who demon- hanna Valley Section of the AmApplication forms and further
proper safety habits and erican Chemical Society (ACS). ' information can be obtained from
direction in the use of chem- Last year the American Chemical the local liason, Richard Raspen,
Dr. James J. Bohning, prof- Society appropriated $1~,?00 for School of Business and Economics,
o( chemistry and chairman of NCD semmars and acuv1tites for
Bedford 21, ext. 395. Closing date
llcpartment of Earth and . the 182 ch~pters across the country.
for completed applications is
November 13, 1987.
enlal Sciences, also de-

hemistry day held

987.

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quest·1onnaire
to
collect
student
input
regarding
issues
to
be
addressed,
M.C.'s,
speakers,
and panel members for
future
gatherings.
Questionnaires
may
be
deposited
in
specified
boxes
in
Stark
Lobby,
Pickering
Hall, or the Student Center.
Please
indicate
your
suggestions
for
the
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Campus Leader-Stephen Morris

Klaus Holm: Stages
retrospect

by Lee Morrell
Here we go again with yet another installment of the "Campus Leader"
series. This week we'd like to have you get to know the leader of one of the
more interesting clubs on campus. Without further adieu, this week's
Campus Leader is Stephen Morris-~Circle K president.
Steve is a native of Wilkes-Barre and a graduate of Bishop Hoban High
School. He is a business administration major looking forward to a career
in Real Estate Development
As with our -other "Campus Leaders," to fully understand their
positions you first must understand what their club is all about. This case
is no different. To get the bottom of what Circle K is· all about, I asked
Morris. He told me, "Circle K International is the largest student
organization in America. We are sponsored by local Kiwanis clubs. We
hold programs to help others, other non-profit organizations; we help others
while having a good time ourselves."
The road to presidency was a natural one for Steve. After serving a
successful year as the club's treasurer, he ran for and achieved his goal of
becoming president. When asked why he ran Steve replied, "We had a good
year last year; it wasn't by any means correctional. I thought I could do a
good job." His job includes seeing that the club is run efficiently and that
communication is kept up with other Circle K's, Kiwanis clubs and high
school Key Clubs. Otherwise, he says, "Each officer has his or her own
duties."

If the last few years are any indication, Wilkes Circle K has been doing
its job ... and then some! Last year it brought home many individual and
club awards from the District (which has since been abolished, leaving
Wilkes Circle K to be an independant club) Convention. Steve, his board,
(Michael Fender, vice-president; Jill Sowa, treasurer; Diane Paltanavage,
secretary; Linda Kelly, sophomore representitive; Robert Orlando, junior
representitive; and Susan Keller, senior representitive) and Wilkes'
representitves on the Regional and International boards (Colleen Forlenza,
regional coordinator; and Leo J. Geskey, Jr., International Trustee), have
been working very hard this year to match last year's accomplishments.
Morris' term as president began at the end of last year, so the club
remained active, with the members who live locally, during the summer.
Since that time they rave held a "Special Day for Special People," for the
area's mentally handicapped, a volleyball marathon in which they raised over
$200 for AIDS research, and a haunted house where they earned $2,900 for
the American Cancer Society. They also co-sponsored this year's first blood
drive, ushered at the Burns Alumni Bell Tower and Carillon dedication, and
coat checked at the annual John Wilkes dinner. Some events for the rest of
the semester include an American Heart Association skate-a-thon, and their
annual "Santa-on-Wheels" project (a toys for underpriveliged children
program).
As I usually do, I asked Steve what being a "Campus Leader" means to
him. I must say, his answer was the most unique I've received. He says, "I

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by Brian Dorsey
Art. When will we accept a
universal definition? Some consider a wild brush stroke of color
slapped on canvas to be art. Others
say art should be precisely measured
and true to life. Stephen Sondheim
wrote in a lyric, "Work is what you
do for others liebchen, Art is what
you do for yourself."
Professor Emeritus Klaus
Holm, throughout his fifteen years
as technical director of the Wilkes t,
Theater · and professor of theater,
combined his work with his art, developing the respected theater program at Wilkes, a tradition that still
stands today.
Klaus Holm, a graduate of
New York University and the Yale
School of Drama, came to Wilkes
as a visiting professor in 1970.
Before coming to Wilkes, Professor
Holm worked on and off Broadway
in shows including "Six Characters
in Search of an Author" and "The
King and I."
In 1985, Holm's design for the
Wilkes production of "Woyczek,"
won the American College Theater L _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.:.::::::=::..2;;:::=---- - Festival's (ACTF) award for best
set design. ACTF chose Holm's debilitating illness, Klaus retired Holm's art, due to its d
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designs again in 1986, this time for from teaching at Wilkes.
time! y nature, it can
best lighting design for the Wilkes
The members of the Wilkes students and visiting al
production of "Uncle Vanya." College Theater club--Cue 'n' Cur- tremendous contributions,
Although these awards are pres- tain--in cooperation with the Sor- ifically
to Wilkes
tigious, they are not needed to con- doni Art Gallery will present Klaus Theater and to the College·
vince us of his expertise. For this, Holm: Stages in Retrospect, an •
The exhibit will
one must experience the effective exhibition of Holm's scale model November 15, and it d
atmosphere his designs create on set designs and paint elevations.
December 13. There 11iD
stage.
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'sed you they would be
only way to get any
to have gone to New
Angeles or Chicago or
high comedy venues.
you'll believe me when
comedians the likes of
Jock Swersie and Ron
stars of this last Friday
edy Laff-Off, are hioo know what I'm talking
must, turnout was great!
lhe opening act, Jack
mixed his two kinds of
nt beautifully.
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•umor was topped only b}·
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of the two wr., a jugdescription ("~ throw up
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jugsJng. He did what
be Jescribed as juggling/
:.ions. Some examples of
putting a red ball on his
, . Gandhi; a ball on his
Karl Malden; a ball on
, . Sammy Davis, Jr.,
get the picture. He also
that involved reprejuggling. That is when
in a specific way to add
. The story had a moral
'just cause you screw-up,
mean you can't change

Ron Darian. Darian opened with
two interesting impersonations.
First came his impression of the
opening of a baseball game with
the echoing "Star Spangled Banner," followed by a similar impression of an airport public address announcement
He then went in to the bulk of
his fabulous routine. This involved
a great deal of television humor.
Darian did his famous "Star Trek"
routine along with jokes on the
"Twilight Zone," and commercials.
The "Star Trek" routine involved an
absolutely hilarious impersonation
of Captain James T. Kirk as played
by William Shatner. Had I closed
my eyes, I probably would have
thought that it was Shatner himself. You couldn't close your eyes,
though. . The impersonation was
heavily visual, with body ticks,
ducking, and hand motions, like
Shatner used to do. He also did
Scotty, Chekov, and the lovable
Dr. Bones McCoy. He also asked
the questions, "What did Uhura do?"
and "Why can't Spock round off
numbers like .9999999 to 1?" As

for commercials, he wondered about
the Mediprin commercial--"! haven't
got time for the pain"--Fruit and ..
. , oh, what's that cereal called, and
he did a demonstration of a "don't
do marijuana" commercial, with
three takes.
He moved from the TV stuff
to high school guidance counselors
and gym teachers, then to his fear
(or embarrassment) of flying, harrassing poor pet shop animals,
world leaders, a long routine about
the latest installment of the "Friday
the 13th" series--"Friday the 13th,
part 9 billion- Jason's back and he's
really pissed!-- and of course the old
stand-by, sex.
Darian's next stop is next
week in Philadelphia, where he will )
first record a Showtime comedy
special and then perform at the
Philly Comedy Works.
The 1987 Comedy Laff-Off
was just another comedy smash
brought to you by the dedicated
folks at the Programming Board.
Oh, by the way, "Dandy D" Don
Zelek's birthday was last Tuesday,
not Friday. Sorry DZ!

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opinions and want to speak them, but remember no
one is perfect; you might be wrong.

J.ili2.- Be prepared for a pleasant surprise, or one that's
not so pleasant. It's all in how you look at it.

Aries- Quit complaining! Sure you're upset, but so is
everybody else. If you are always bitter no one will
ever want to be around you.
Scorpio- Work just a little bit harder this week,
Scorpio, and the world will be your oyster. If you give
up, you will never get anything but a clam.

Libra- Hold on, Libra, there is light at the end of this
rhen started his serious
He juggled machetes and
lake-blood-covered body
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such as Beruit and hotel
maid jokes.
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to control the big
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amazing things with it.
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tunnel. "Yet you have many promises to keep, and
miles to go before you sleep." If you have worked hard
there is no reason you should not succeed.

Cancer- This is Happy Week!!! for you. Evrything
you do, everyone you meet, and everywere you go will
bring succses. If you belive that, I have a bridge in
Wilkes-Barre ....
Virgo- Hey kid, chin up this week; there may be more
"yucky stuff" on the way. If you bear down you just
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· er myself as much as a campus leader as I do a liason between
and the members of our club. We strive for a
goal, to help others as much as we can, and the best part is that
doing it."
ing to Morris, Circle K is open. to "EVERYONE! " They meet
yat I I a.m. in Stark Leaming Center room 316.
another Campus Leader has been introduced to you, and as I so
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and Professional Speaking' could be the leader of the club for
ty organizations

Gemini- Get a real job! You're so dissatisfied with
your life, you have to start making improvements
somewhere. Why not start today?
To the Senior
Players:
We Came
We Played
We're Gone
Love Debbie #15
P .S. What a great 4 years

Sagittarius- Don't snap at your friend. In fact, don't
snap at anyone. They might not know you are in a bad
mood, and think that you are a jerk all of the time.

Capricorn - If you are at a loss for words concerning
the last week, I can understand. Things might not have
turned out for the best this week, but fret not. Your
efforts will soon be rewarded.

Wilkes faculty women and wives
Bake Sale will be held in the
Student Center on Monday,
November 16, 1987, from 8:00 am
Taurus- Brother Bull, don't be so unhappy, for good
to 2:00 pm. Proceeds from this
comes
to those who wait--and grabs like a wild maniac
fundraiser benefit the Eleanor
when opportunity steps just a little to close.
Coates Farley Scholarship Fund.
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ave no ,ear,
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because you will need some to cope with this week.
Gypsy

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Nov'irdber 12, 1987

Shakespeare for the common man
by Michele Broton
Imagine Shakespeare, the
master author, put in a context
where anyone, young or old, could
understand and enjoy his work.
Sound like a dream come true?
Sound too ridiculous even to imagine? Well, you can stop dreaming because here it is--Shakespeare
for the common man.
"How?" you ask.
Simple. All you have to do
is attend a performance of "What
you Will," in the Center for the Performing Arts on November 12
through the 15. That's all there is
to it "What You Will" is an ingenious blend of music, comedy,
and Shakespeare that will have you
"rolling in the aisles" at the same
lines you stared at for days in a literature class.
An ability to "open up" the
world of Shakespeare isn't all
"What You Will" has going for it.
In fact, probably its biggest asset
has nothing to do with a centuries
old writer. The production's biggest asset is its writer/director Dr.
Michael O'Neill, director of theater
at Wilkes.
A graduate of Fordham University, Dr. O'Neill received his
Masters and Ph .. D. at Purdue University. "What You Will" is one of
many plays that Dr. O'Neill has
written, and not the first that has
been put into production. In 1981,
the play "Comon Room" was put
on at Wilkes. In addition, he has
had plays produced in off-Broadway
theaters and in other colleges.
The original idea for "What
You Will" came about three years
ago for the inauguration of the Free
Outdoor Summer Shakespeare The-

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ater at Wilkes. 1t was, of course, music. For backstage, "What You in charge of music for this producThe production
. presented in an outdoor theater and Will" has Karl Ruling, a recent addi- tion, Mike Williams was in the vember 12; however,
tion to Wilkes College as an assis- original production of "What You You Will" is a learning
many of the scenes were written spetant professor of theater.
Mr. Will."
cifically for the actors and actresses
as well as ente ·
Ruling is not only in charge of the
A fabulous idea, a talented O'Neill has arranged to
in the cast at the time. The reviews
sets, but setting the lights as well. director/writer, a dedicated cast, and
it received were not only favorable,
cial matinee shows for
but they encouraged Dr. O'Neill to While the lighting has to wait until great background people. What
later in the rehearsal process, the more could any production ask for,
save "What You Will" to be prosets are nearfy completed and need except, perhaps, an enthusiasic
duce again.
only to be put in place. The music audience. It's the people wno come
Deciding to reproduce "What
director is Michael Williams. It is to see the show that make all the
You Will" was no lighthearted
an
interesting note that, while he is work worth while.
decision on Dr. O'Neill's part.
Casting and directing a play is a big ~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- project, but add to that the difficulties of rewriting major portions
of the play while the play is being
rehearsedandadaptingtheentireproduction to be performed on an indoor stage as opposed to outdoors,
and you've got a tremendous project
on you hands.
Fortunately for Dr. O'Neill,
"What You Will" has a third asset
that has made the entire project
by Bill Barber
easier. In addition to a fabulous
0 God, please don't let me bursts into music--and
idea and a talented and dedicated
blow my lines tonight. I'll do any- A three day case of
writer/director, "What You Will"
"Curtain up! Light the lights!
thing. I'll make my bed every nesia.
has a cast that is made up of some
0 my God! It's tonight!
morning before l go to class. I
Why did I have I
of the best actors and actresses that
Who cares what banks fail in promise I won't make faces at the Why? Couldn't I have
Wilkes and King's have to offer.
Yonkers
cafeteria food. I'll never say any- shopping for crackers
These people, who are just as dedWhen we blow a line Mike thing bad about the bell tower ever auditions? No. Heit
icated and talented as Dr. O'Neill,
O'Neill goes bonkers!
again if you insist--but don't let me smoother than Jerry
are Bill Barber, Chris Brunnock,
Another opening.
Another blow my lines tonight.
"Gosh, do you think I
Jane Erb (King's College), John
show!
First of all, at my age you'd out?" And what does
Domzalski (who was in the original
I wish we were snowbound in think I'd have the sense to do all of do? What? He gives
production), Brian Dorsey, Rob
my singing and acting in the show- that's what. 0 God, I
Buffalo!"
Johansen, Andrea Kocerha, Michele
er.
Period. But no, not me. AudThere I am on
And tra-la-la. What else can I
Mazzei (King's College), Jeffrey
do? The show's about to open and itions? 0, sure. Gee, that sounds Wilkes College Greats!
Eline, Robert Michaels (King's
here I am with a terminal case of like fun. Forget that I've got Alhz- Domzalskis, the Bob
College), Lisa O'Neill (who was in
stage fright. In a few more hours eimer's even when it comes to the Lisa O'Neills
the original production), Don
I'll be out there on that stage memorizing just which F key Kocerhas, the very
Semyon, Dana Stago (King's
Johansen, and the gang
making a fool of myself in Michael makes the IBM PC print.
College), and Bob Wachowski.
Forget that I have to pin notes And where am I? Y
O'Neill's WHAT YOU WIU. And
While all these things are key
all you can do is sit there reading on my jacket to remember to bring know where? I'm bock
ingredients to a successful producyour Beacon. Easy for you. Here I in the morning paper. No, I've got ing my toga!
tion, there are two more elements
Well, it's too laJe
am surrounded by all these talented to go out and get a part in a play.
to be added: backstage work and
my mind now. Breaka
young actors, leaping through Isn't that nice? Isn't that special!
There I'll be, Act II, scene iii, trooper and all lhal
Shakespeare like happy gazelles,
and what do I do? What? Blow my halfway through a speech when what happens, keep
suddenly--Blank City! I'll notice if worse comes to
lines, that's what.
How did I get myself into something in the audience, like Wing it and pray that
this? Who ever told me I could act? Charlotte Lord's hat, and 111 just next guy his cue.
What did I do it
Sure I played a Christmas tree in a completely forget what I'm doing.
third grade pageant. Once in High 111 be saying: "To be or not to be; method drove me to thi
I'll tell you. Those
School I was a messenger in a what was the question?"
0, I'm scared. My knees are words that are the most
production of Trojan Women.
What did I think that made me? rattling. Those lights come on. exhilerating words I've
The curtain goes up. The bank "Places! Act One!"
Lawrence Olivier?
done. (And I'm not talking about
Dean Adams either!) With wellknown musicians such as Anton
WILKES COLLEGE THEATER PRESENTS
Fig, Neal Schon, and Bruce
Hornsby, little needs to be said
· about the musical aspect of this
album.
This album has kick!
"Heard it on the Radio" and "The
NOVEMBER 13 AND 14 AT 8:00
Day Your Ship Gets Thru" are a
couple slow rock songs on this
NOVEMBER l AT 2 ·00
album. As for songs like "Follow
You," "Walls Came Down," and
"Scattered," buckle up your safety
belt, nail your furniture to the floor
and get ready to roll. This album
has a lot to offer and will not
SOMETHING
disappoint you. It looks like another "Jersey Boy" on the move. (I
NIGHT THIS WEEKEND .
mean on the record charts; not out
of state!)
I expect and await
~
patiently for some more good work
to be produced by Glen Burtnick.

A different perspective

The play's the
thing

Glen Burtnick
rocks!
by Ed Buonocore
I understand that you usually
expect to see our two faces at the
top of the page every other week.
And you also expect to read a fabulously witty eSS&lt;\Y written by my
partner, Don Semyon. Well I apologize for both, Donny is preparing
for the opening of the Wilkes College presentation of "What You
Will" and will return next time.
Good luck buddy! Now on to
music!
On his album "Heroes and Zeroes," Glen Burtnick puts together
some good sounds to produce a
good album. His vocals remind me
of Bryan Adams, but don't let that
scare you away. Even his music
reminds me of Bryan Adams, but
Glen Burtnick's music goes way
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Pawn
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ton would like to introduce the latest member
the 1987-88 ed itorial staff. Our latest edition is
own Jeanne Dixon, Bullstradamos-- the all
Bovine, or Bull for short.
Bull comes to us
1khannock and is a journalism major with a
psychology (concentrating in fast food prep).
uation "The Bullster" hopes to procure a job as
ope writer for the Star. Bull is a yearly runner
pnual "running with the Bulls" in Pamplonas,
Bull is distantly related to Three-oh-Nina, the
• e of the former "Hungry Cow" dairy. The
welcomes Bull with open arms and open minds.

strange about this registration
period--finally circling that "8" for
the last semester.
I remember
thinking as a freshman that it'd be
forever until I circled that "8"--and
now I can't decide whether to ·
celebrate the fact that I'll never see
another preregistration form again
(unless, of course, I fail my Math
102 course this semester) or to start
gettting sentimental because I'll
never register at Wilkes ever, ever
again (sob!).
And, oh, by the way--right
now celebration is winning.·
Winning a major victory, I might_
add. I may start getting sentimental
very soon, though--just when it
finally hits home that I have piles
and piles of resumes to send out.
Maybe I will register for a ninth
semester, after all ....
(Just an afterthought for my
faithful readers. . . . You see,
praying for snow really does work.
If we all wish just a little harder
now, maybe we'll get an entire day
off. It's worth a try, isn't it?)

New York, New York
Don't miss the NYC bus trip on Nouember
25, sponsor.ed by Commuter Council.
Price is only $5 per person.
You can't bent this bargnin price!
Bus will depart from the SUB nt 8am and
leaue New York City at 8pm.
T;ip is open to anyone interested in
sightseeing, sho pping or n;!eding a
r id e ho me f or Tha nk sgiu ing Brea k.
Make your reseruations today to see the
Big Rpple with us (it 'll be decorated for
the Christmas season, too!). Come to the
cc office on the 3rd floor of the SUB to
saue your seat.

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The Wilkes' harriers had their
MAC ~eagues championship race
,--..,.._ this past Saturday at Fairmont Park
r--T--. in Philadelphia. As always the
...............11 competion
at the MACs was
intense and the start was amazingly
fast considering the first 200 yards
t-,,.......... , were uphill. The young Colonels
.__, didn't have much of a chance with
,.....,............. all of the experienced teams present.
On the bright side though, those
.............r11, members returning next year have
r-,r---• run their first MAC race and now
i---o---..- know what to expect next year.
,--.__...,. 1 Another
bright note about the
competition was the Wilkes victory
.,.__., over cross-town rivals, King's
College.
Senior Tom Urso led the team
..-.--• for the last time finishing in a
29:44. He placed 56th, 30 seconds
ahead of the first King's runner,
Andy Krawczeniuk. John Kline
came in next in 32:03, behind
King's number two runner by only
15 seconds and ahead of the number
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him was Doug Lane in 34:39
beating the number 3 man by
almost 2 minutes. Pete Huber also
ran. his last race with the team and
did it right by beating the 3rd
King's runner by more than a
minute as he finished in 35:43.
The fifth place Colonel was
Tom Devine in 38:02, which was
good enough to beat the King's 5th
man by more than a minute .
Our lone lady Colonel, Linda
Siberini, faired the best of all as she
placed 22nd out of 113 runners and
ran a new personal best time of
18:43.
Next week graduating seniors
Pete Huber, Tom Urso, and Linda
Siberini
will
be going
to
Allentown College for the East
Coast Regionals to see how well
they can do in their last
intercollegiate race. The Regionals
are the qualifying race for the
NCAA Nationals. This year Linda
is the team member with the best
chance at qualifying, so wish her
luck!

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November 12, 1987

Mary Lou Swenk: Doin' it all!
by Marsha Howes
How many of us would attend
college if getting there meant driving ninety-two miles, five days a
week? I suspect Wilkes College
might suffer a severe enrollment decline if students faced such a commute. There would be no worry
though, if students were as dedicated
and determined to complete their educations as is Mary Lou Swank, a
senior accounting major from Hop
Bottom, Pennsylvania, a small
town six miles north of Nicholson.
Mary Lou may be the only
non-traditional student enrolled taking eighteen credit hours, while parenting two children, working as a
parttime bartender, and maintaining
a 3.85 overall academic average.
There are one-hundred and sixtyeight hours in a week. Mary Lou
spends sixty-eight of her one-hundred and sixty-eight hours in class,
studying, or commuting. In between bites of lasagna in the SUB,
Mary Lou recounted her journey to
Wilkes College.
Life held promise for Mary
Lou when she was a seventeen-yearold high school senior enrolled in
one course at Penn State University. She was determined to stay
in college after graduation despite
setbacks. Her father refused to pay
her college tuition or support her,
and since she was unable to borrow
money at age eighteen, she worked
two jobs. There were not enough
hours in a twenty-four hour period
to work, attend class, study, eat,
and sleep, so at the end of 1/2
semester, Mary Lou flunked out.
- The experience contributed to years
of indecision about returning to
college.
Mary Lou confronted the
college decision head-on when she
became a single parent and head of
the household. It was crucial she
improve upon her skills to adequately provide for her children and
herself, which meant she must try
college again after twenty years. It
would be twenty years removed
from studying, tests, and strict
discipline. Would she remeber how
to study? Could she take a test and
not forget the material? Would
younger students accept her? Could
hernine-year-old son and herelevenyear-old daughter cope with more
household responsibilities, and a
mother who would spend hours
away from them and_ home?
Mary Lou estimated that with
the thirty-six transferrable credits, it
would take two years to complete
her education. But, that meant taking eighteen credit hours per semester and twelve credits in summer
sessions. Mary Lou hoped grants
and a scholarship would ease their
financial burden, since they would
be living on a "wing and a prayer,"
until she graduated. When Mary

Lou enrolled in September, 1986, it
was with the blessing and support
of her children.
Despite her hectic schedule,
Mary Lou took extra time to share
observation as a non-traditional
student at Wilkes. Approximately
one-third of the nation's college
population is non-tradititional students. Some colleges and universities have been slow to recognize
the special needs of non-traditionals. At a time when non-traditional
student populations are on the
increase, it is important institutions
be aware and address their special

needs.
Mary Lou has had a gratifying
student experience at Wilkes.
Individual faculty and administration members have been sensitive to Mary Lou's needs as a
long-distance commuter and have
been helpful. Traditional students
are friendly. Mary Lou reiterated
the importance of traditional and
non-traditional students sharing e:tperiences, as both have much to
offer each other.
At this time there is no organized non-traditional support group
on campus. There is, however, a

significant, unorganized support network of non-traditionals. These
students meet in the SUB, the
library, class, or the courtyard to
discuss how to manage school,
jobs, and family. They also compare
notes
on
professors,
courses, the honors system, and academic recognition. Would a support group be more effective if organized by a Wilkes staff person?
Mary Lou thinks that might work
if the organizer was personally familiar with the specific needs of nontraditional students.
In six months Mary Lou will

will have overcome subs
riers, formed new frie
discovered self-confidence,
ieved a twenty-year goal.
no doubt in my mind she
a position in a local
firm, and will begin to
graduate school by May.
Swank is an inspiratira
children and her college
encourages students to
serious! y, accept their
rejoice in their assets,
lose sight of long-range

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what we need to replace: steady,
consistent scoring.
Nolan and
Steeber will be able to score, but
we have to work on making our
defensive average better this year.
If we are going to be a good

season."
With regard to starting players
Rainey says it is too early to tell.
"With the style of play we have,
I'm looking for eight or nine good '
players. I'm not really concerned
with starters. Basketball is the

rivals The Monarches of King's
College.
"Last year's team was a
pleasant surprise. I hope this year's
team is too," Rainey stated.

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basketball team we're going to to
have to become a better rebounding
team. We have to find people who
can rebound, that's what we're
working on now."
Of the eight games the
Colonels lost last year, four of
them were to Scranton and crosstown rival King's. Again this year
they look to be two of the tougher
teams to beat. "As a league it
looks good. There's really not one
team we can single out right now.
Most of the teams are pretty good,"
Gallagher stated. Steeber commented that "the games between
Scranton and King's are going to be
tough because of the city rivalries."
Boyd said, "Definitly Scranton and
King's will be tough games."
Coach Rainey also believes
the Scranton and King's games will
be four of the hardest game to ·be
played this season. "The toughest
teams are in our division, Scranton
and King's. It's been that way for
years and I don't expect it to change
this year," Rainey said. "We lost
eight games last year. Four of
those games were to them. If we're
going to be a good basketball team
we have to beat them (Scranton and
King's)."
"FDU-Madison will also be a
tough team. They always give us a
hard time," Gallagher said. Boyd
added, "Probably all the league
games will be tough, especially
King's, Scranton and FDUMadison. The first semester games
will be very imporUlnt to the

right, Jeff' Steeber

ultimate team sport, it's not just
. five people, it's many people
together," Rainey stated. At the
end of the season most of ~ team
will have played in 24 games and
the pl!yiog time will have been
divided out
By general consensus of both
players and coach, one of the main
goals is to be in contention in
February for the title. "I'd like to
see the team win the League and
MAC this year," Steeber said.
"Most of the games we lost last
year we should have won." Jacoby
agreed with Steeber. ''I'd definitly
like to win the MAC's and then go
on to regionals," Jacoby said. "I
feel that we have a good shot at
winning our conference. To win
the conference we must win the key
games," Boyd replied. Rainey's
feelings follow those of his players,
"I would like for us to be in
contention in February and to make
it to the playoffs in MAC. That
makes it exciting for everybody
involved," Rainey said. He then
added, "It takes a lot of hard work in
October and November to do that
. If we don't play well in December
the end of the season might not
mean anything, and that's what our
season is all about, anyway,
making it to the playoffs."
The Colo~els' first half of the
season is a tough one, as they open
the season on the road in a
touranament at Western Maryland.
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Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 9

18766

Colonel of
the week

Senior soccer players; kneeling Gerard
standing Matt Ryan, and John Purcell •

Booters tie King'
by Craig Larimer

The Wilkes hooters closed out
their 1987 season with an
extremely physical game against
cross-town rival King's College.
The winner of the yearly match has,
in the past, been determined by the
team which scratches and claws the
deepest This particular contest
always · carries with it a certain
intensity, and this year's matchup
was no -different
From
the
opening whistle, both teams
displayed high emotion.
The Colonels initiated the
scoring as Sean Lockhead recorded
his first goal of the season.
Lockhead's goal was the result of an
indirect kick which was taken by
John Pursell from thirty-five yards
out. Lockhead accepted the indirect
kick and headed it neatly into the
back of the net. Wilkes seemed to
have the upper hand at this point of
the game, but were unable to secure
the one-goal lead.
With a little over a minute to
play in regulation, the Monarchs
capitalized on a similar situation at
the opposite end of the field. The
King's goal tied the score and sent
the contest into overtime. Two
scoreless ten minute overtimes were
played and the two teams were
forced to settle for a draw.
This season was the final
season for four of the Colonels
starters. Seniors Matt Ryan, Paul
Tavaglione, Gerard Piazza, and John
Pursell each ended their final
seasons in fine fashion

Lenny Rosanoff stops a Monarch shot.
As much as one hates to see
the seniors of this year's team
leave, one also must consider those
who came into the program this
year and those who shall return to
play next season. At the start of
the season as many as · a dozen
freshmen and first year players wore
the blue and gold for Wilkes.
Freshmen Mike Leczycki, Chris
Shenefield, and Lenny Rosanoff
each received recognition this year
for their fine performances.

Lenczycki recorded 13
season to earn himself
in Colonels scoring.
added an extra threat all
as Wilkes' left winger
saved enough shots 10
six shutouts.
This year'
ended with a r
Colonels woul
everyone who sup
this year and hope 10
same support in they

Juniata dumps the Colo
Last Saturday's game against
Juniata is one the Colonels would
like to forget. It was a game
plagued by mistakes and turnovers
that Juniata gladly accepted.
The Indians held the Colonels
on their first possession and took
over at their own forty. Juniata
wasted no time in putting up the
first points of the game as
quarterback Cubby Davis hooked up
with Don Betar for a 29-yard
touchdown pass.
On Wilkes' next series disaster
struck. A fumble gave Juniata
excellent field position deep inside
Colonel territory. Betar tossed and
18-yard option pass to Mike Cottle.
That score gave Juniata a 14-0 lead.
Another Wilkes turnover gave

Juniata good field posistion. Davis was dropped in the
then hit Dennis DeRenzo for a 41- safety. The Indians
yard scoring strike.
back to make the
Wilkes then started moving DeRenzo SCOL.ed on a
the ball;but Bob Herzog intercepted and the Indians
a Carl DeLuca pass and returned it scoring on a 30-yard
51-yards for a touchdown. With
The Colonels sc
that score the Indians were up 28-0. points of the g
The Wilkes offense then got Meagley hit PJ.
on track. Dean Ambosie raced 61 eleven yard scoring
yards for the Colonels fust score. scored the two point
Then DeLuca hit a streaking Tony that made the final
DiGrazia down the right sideline for Wilkes 22.
a 75-yard touchdown pass.
The Colonels
Juniata increased their lead regroup this week
with a 20-yard Davis to DeRenzo Lycoming in the final
pass. That made the score at half season. A victory
Juniata 35, Wilkes 14.
Wilkes a share of
The second half wasn't any championship.
better for the Colonels. DeLuca

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                    <text>ilkes College

Wilkes-

r 19, 1987

'tation day held ICES: do they
fitture students really count?
Many students have been
asking what the uses of ICES are
Every
semester
Wilkes and if the forms used at all. John
College students are given forms Schmidt, a senior, said, "I don't
that are used to evaluate their think administration really takes
instructor and the material presented them into consideration because
in the class. Administration and some of the teachers of this College
instructors have been using the shouldn't even be here." Christine
Instructor and Course Evaluation Chudoba, junior, said, "I think
Form (ICES) survey method since they're good to get opinions."
1980.
Sophomore Alisa Geller, said,
ICES is a product of the "I think they are a good idea. It
Measurement
and
Research just
seems
like
they
Division of the University of (administration, faculty) use what
Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. students put down."
Instructors who are to utilize the
According to Natske, they are
survey are chosen by a random important pieces of information
sampling process which ensures a · when making personnel deci~ions
scientific approach and saves on such as who gets tenure/who does
expenses, according to Dr. John not, who gets promoted/who does
Natske, coordinator of ICES and not, and who gets annual salary
member of the Tenure and increases/who does not. They are
Promotion Committee.
also used as self-improvement tools
Students are given machine and to help determine which
scannable blank forms (red forms) elective courses will be offered from
by their instructor during the last 2- semester to semester, said Natske.
3 weeks of class. The instructor
He said, "They (evaluation
reads the instructions and intended forms) play an important role in the
use to the class: "l) To improve teacher
evaluation
process.
the course as a whole; and 2) To Students
don't
realize
how
provide
information
to important they are. Teaching is
administrators and colleagues for more important than research. If
decisions about promotion, tenure we don't do a good job in the
and ~lary increases. Therefore, the classroom, I don't know if we
evaluations that you provide should belong in this business. The first
be fair and honest... " The teacher thing I look at is ICES. If they're
is then instructed to leave the (instructors) not doing well, l may
classroom and not return until a have reservations and call them to
student volunteer has collected the Continued on p. 5
completed forms and sealed t h e . . , - - - - - - - - - - - - ~
envelope. The completed surveys In tbis issue:
are then to be handed to security
personnel.
.fJqrbett questions kiddies p. 3
They are then sent out to the
University
of
Illinois
for .~ypercard is here!
p. 4
processing. According to Natske,
copies of the statistical summary Thanksgiving break; a fairly
are sent to the vice-president of distinctperspective p. 6
academic affairs, the deans of the
schools, and the three department
chairmen. Natske also stressed that
faculty who fail to cooperate, ie.
failing to use ICES, are notified by
the ICES department.
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taste of Wilkes
on day was 'held
The event is held
the spring and
to Jane Lampestudent affairs,
was an effort
the admissions
spective transfer
SIUdcnts and their
a day on campus."
began at 10 a.m.
Dickson Darte
ral meeting was
participating in
Bernard Vinovrski,
ns, greeted the
dan overview of
nts and students
by President
lh. The Wilkes/
Group performed a
uction of "What

At noon, people could eat
lunch and/or go on a tour of the
campus. The tours were led by
student guides from ROTC and
Circle K. Groups of guests were
shown mosf of the major buildings
on campus to give them a look at
the college's physical facilities.
They were shown the main
administrative
and
classroom
buildings, as well as some of the
residence halls.
From 1:15 to 3 in the
afternoon, the college's academic
departments held "open house" for
people interested in exploring the
benefits and curriculum of areas
they might possibly enroll in.
Representatives from each department were on hand to answer
specific student questions about the
discipline. Additionally, directors
of Act 101, the College Learning
Center, Career Services, Financial
Aid, and Residence Life were
available to inform students of their
important services and to answer

any questions they may have had
concerning these areas.
The Office of Admissions
assembled
a
"comprehensive
introduction" to the college to
answer many of the. questions and
concerns that people may have
about Wilkes. It was a day for
students to get to know the college
by seeking information in their
area(s) of interest and speaking to
faculty and students as well as
touring the physical facilities of the
campus.
Frank Kamus, associate dean
of admissions, felt that the day
went well. He added that "the
faculty did a superb job." Three
hundred young men and women
attended, many of whom held
individual conferences with members of the admissions staff, and
several of whom participated in
official interviews. The two departments which received the largest
show of interest were Engineering
and Health Sciences.

appy Thanksgivin9

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PAG&amp;:IWQ

Editorial

Letters to the Editor

ICES: Critical
criterion

Colonels' Pride

With the end of the semester fast approaching, students' minds are
being filled with thoughts of registration, overdue papers, backed-up
reading assignments, and finals. Another thing that comes with the end
of the semster are the endless filling out of "bubbles" on the Instructor
and Course Evaluation Forms {ICES). Every semster I hear the same
thing from my fellow classmates--"Oh, no, not these things again ..."
or worse yet-- "Now I can really stick it to him/her. He'll pay for that
DI got on that quiz in September!"
There is, of course, nothing wrong with a little healthy joking
about the minor nuisance that these forms present. These forms,
however, also present students with a valuable forum. How many times
have you thought, "If I were teaching this course, I would do this, or I
would grade this wayr'
Short of going to graduate school and
becoming a teacher yourself, you have very little recourse when it
comes to a teacher's methods. ICES can give you a chance, if you take
them seriously, to help yourself and future Wilkes students maintain the
quality of education here on campus.
Although we all joke about tough professors, we should want a
professor who challenges us. Many times, these are the professors who
are not the most popular people when it's time to study for tests or
when the students are looking at their cumulative averages. Certainly,
these professors are not the most popular people when it comes time to
fill out evaluations.
•
This presents a potential problem. Can students be reliable sources
of criticism? This criticism is quite.valid. These forms are used in such
important decisions as the evaluation of tenure status, promotions, and
salary increases. The forms can also affect the overall reputation of a
professor on campus. Therefore, the way students go about filling the
forms out is vital. A student who can approach the forms with an open
mind, and a realization of just how vital these forms are, can probably
make ~onstructive criticisms with very little bias.
Students, however, who see the forms as a vehicle for revenge or as
a "littl~ joke" to play on the prof really do not realize the damage they
are doing, and naturally are not reliable sources of criticism. But can the
who~e pr~ess _of allowing students to express their opinions be
considered invalid because of the actions of vindictive students?
The administrators, as well, have a responsibility to take these
forms seriously. Sometimes personalities and politics take precedence
over students' views. But there is no reason why politics should have
to enter into any evaluation that is made of a professor's abilities.
Administrators can fall into the same trap that students do. They can Jet
their personal views influence how they look at a faculty member.
The importance of an evaluation is not who the professor supports
on the staff, or what he believes is right for the College. The real issue
should be--is he doing his job and is he doing it well? The only ones
who can truly indicate how a professor is doing are the students involved
in the course. The ICES are perhaps the most important way for a
stu~ent ~o speak out Writing a letter to the Editor, meeting the prez, or
getting involved can help, but in the final estimation, the one way a
student can make a direct contribution to his education is to fill out
these_ forms and to take them as seriously as possible. Although
certainly the students cannot be the only criterion when determining
whether a professor is a good or a bad one, they are certainly integral to
any valid evaluation.

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VOL. XL No. 11 November 19, 1987

Advisor-Tom Bigler
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
News Editors -Kim Klimek
-Eddie Lupico
-Korrie Anne Everett
Sports Editors-Bill Kern
Photography Editors-Beth Mazzullo
· -Lisa Miller
-Donna Yedlock
Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance
Staff Photographer-Bruce Alexis
Ad Managers-Mark Shedlock
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
-Anne Humphrey
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"
Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, Brian Dorsey, Don (Semyon) &amp;
Ed (Buonocore), Bill Barber, Tom Urso, Michele Broton, Rob Mac
Arthur.
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor
must be signed to insure validity.

Editor:
The dictionary definition of
pride is satisfaction over one's
achievements.
I was privileged to see five of
this year's football games, I feel
that the players of the team have
good reason to take pride in their
achievement even though two of
the five, Wilkes lost
In those two losses the team
never quit. They continued to fight
until the clock expired.
On my way to the last game I
had a thought of making a sign
reading "Colonels' Pride." Unfortunately, I was already gone and I
could not buy a piece of poster
board to make the sign.
Nothing at this game made me
feel any different.
Maybe the
phrase "Colonels' Pride" can catch
on in the manner that Penn State
Proud caught on for that institution.
I hope because of this letter
students and alumni think this is a
good idea. I already have a propsed
design for a tee shirt with the
inscription "Colonels' Pride."
I

personally feel that taking pride in
this institution's sports teams' is
something of the greatest importance.
Arthur D. Scola

Speaking Out
Dear Editor:
I agree with a statement made
by William Barber in his column
published in the November 5, 1987
issue of The Beacon. He wrote,
"one of the things we learn when
we grow up is when to shut up."
This is a statement which I don't
particularly like, but tend to agree
with. There are some opinions
which need to be expressed and
others which are better left unsaid.
No matter how old a person is, that
person will find himself maturing
during the college years.
We learn from being around
other people and expressing our
opm1ons.
Sometimes we don't
speak up and voice our opinions
when we have the chance. The
golden opportunity to speak only
comes once in a while. If we let
that chance go by, we may regret it
later. I am already regretting the

times
there were any questions
sat there without anything
At other times, we
feet in our mouths.
unnecessary or dcstru
ments which only hurt
also regret the times w
spoken about one student ID
on! y to find out that one
told the other what I ·
their backs.
I know of no one
honestly say they have
guilty of either of these
But, in order to help
function as a college, it~
for students, staff, and
istration to freely ex
opinions through conv
letters. We must discuss
and seek solutions dip
As educated people, we
strive to make ourscl
people and learn from our

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chairmai
Commit
the presil
ings said
tstodo i

Sincerely,
Ann Williams

Please note:
letters to the E ·
must be signed
insure validity,
name maybt
withheld from
letter upon
publication.

onor, 2
student t
ybody
was
nday in
ing 0

A pawn in their 2ame

This is not a column
about apathy
by M. E. Evers
Ano th er
day,
another
column.... (Not, as you might've
thought, another dollar. Haven't
started charging The Beacon for the
pleasure of running my little gems
of newspaper-ese. But I'm still
trying to get a contract for next
semeS ter.)
But, as I said, time for another
column. What to write about this
week? Registration?
No, that's
been done already this year. Snow?
Not yet; hasn't snowed enough (but
I'm still wishing). Better not write
about the belltower again, either.
I don't know. I had an idea-but I don't think I should use it. I
mean, I went to the gym dance this
weekend, and no one was there.
Empty tables, no one dancing ...you
get the idea.
But I don't think I should write
about that
I'll write about. ...
Thanksgiving break. Going home,
grandma's house in a horse-drawn
sleigh, turkey and stuffing, family
and parades, etc., etc. Maybe not.
Can't think of anything else to say
about it. Don't like turkey much,
anyway.
I can't get my mind off of that
dance, though. The dj's looked
pretty lonely there all by themselves. Well, they weren't actually
alone. There were some people
dancing.
True, they were the

security guards, but they were
dancing.
But I promised I wouldn't
write about that On to another
topic ....
Christmas break!
That's it;
that's the ticket. I'll write about
Christmas break. What? What's

that you're saying?
well over a month away?
I suppose I'll have to save
later column.
Same with finals.
Snow? I suppose

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,e were any ques
there without an
At other times.
in our mouths.
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its which only h
regret the times
:en about one stud
· to find out that
the other what
backs.
I know of no
:stly say they ha
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in order to
ion as a college, il
students, staff,
ion to freely
ons through con
,. We must disc
:eek solutions ·
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incerely,
mn Williams

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PAGE THREB :

rbett tells students to speak out
nt Life Committee
for extra-curricular
h do not fall under
committees. In this
1 advisary to the dean
airs. It shall initiate
as it deems necessary."
description of the
Committee as-written
catalogue of Wilkes
David Billings was
c chainnan of the
c Committee after
the president and
Billings said that as
wants to do something
lcms among students,
ooministration out into
He said he hoped to
the
values
of
, honor, and civic
the student body."
Anybody Give a
ich was M.C.ed by
uMonday in the lobby
Leaming Center, was
presented by the
Committee.
uce members chose
columnist for the Times

Leader, because of his controversial
and timely treatment of local,
national and global i_ssues. Billings
said
that
members
of the
Committee
felt
Corbett's
personality and independence from
students, faculty, and administration
would enable him to discuss
otherwise "taboo" subjects.
Corbett asked everyone present
in the lobby what they thought
were important issues.
One
question asked by Corbett which
brought forth many comments from
students was "What are you going
to do when you get out of college"?
No one answered at first. Then
Corbett said most people have to
pay their dues (even those who have
gone to a four year college) before
getting that higher paying job
they're after. He said he thought
that most students think they're
going to walk out of college and
get their jobs handed to them. He
added, "You're wrong"! Student•
response on this issue varied from
outright
denial
to
reluctant
agreement.
The majority of people present
sat quietly through the program
until asked a question.
Others
passed through with derrogatory

comments or avoided Corbett by
walking through or around the
lobby as quickly as possible.
Throughout
the program,
Corbett brought up issues like
attending college while raising
children;
the previous lack of

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interest in sessions between getting students to use "academic
administration, staff, or faculty and freedom"--whatever is said in a
students like "Meet the Pres;" and public discussion or classroom is
thoughts on the nuclear arms race. not to be attributed to the student
One of Corbett's closing comments on a personal basis outside of the
which he used as a type of gathering, but as a useful
summary of his program was communication
tool
between
"Where you have freedom,se it!"
Wilkes College members about
Billings felt that Corbett raised .issues of importance.
important issues which should be
Student
Life
Committee
discussed in further detail. Billings meetings are held on the first
said "now that we have an idea of Tuesday of each mon,th. Interested
the issues, the problem is how to parties may participate in the
get them to the forefront." He said planning of future debates or
he knows administration, faculty, forums on Campus issues. The
and staff care about what students next meeting will be held &lt;m
think and that students care about Tuesday, December I between 11
the thoughts of administration, a.m. and noon in the I.E.E.E. room
staff, and faculty. As chairman of located in the basement of the
the Student Life Committee, Eugene Sheddon Farley Library.
Billings said he is interested in

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Lay in a supply of sugarless
gum, carrot sticks, etc.
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take a deep breath, hold it for
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Exercise to relieve the tension.
Try the "buddy system," and
ask a friend to quit too.

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16, 1987 and until the end of the
fall semester, we have assigned one
of your full-time graduate student
colleagues to be available Monday
and Tuesday evenings from 8:30 to
10:00.
Mr.
Alex Apaliski,
the
graduate student representative on
the graduate studies committee, will
be available during this time at the
Division of Graduate Studies and
Continuing Educaton, 215 South
Franklin Street, second floor (back
office on the right) in order to
discuss with him any ideas or
concerns related to your life as a
graduate student.
I will also be available on
Tuesday evenings from 4:30-6:30
for any guidance in you may desire
in your academic endeavors.
For any further after hours
appointments please call Priscilla
Goss (Graduate secretary) at 82446.'il. ext. 226.

Pawn
Continued from p. 2
to tell me I already suggested that
as a topic. Oh yeah. I did.
I could always write a column
about how hard it is to write a
weekly column--especially when
you have a topic you want to use,
but you're afraid to write about
because you think that if you
mention the "a-word" one more
time this semester, your Macintosh
disk will come alive and throw a
thesaurus at you.
So I won't mention the "aword." I won't write about the
dance, even though the Programming Board put a lot of hours into
it and only 100 people (instead of
the usual 300+) showed up.
That's it. I've decided. I won't
have a topic this week. There's no
point in writing about apathy on
this campus. No one would feel
like reading the article, anyway.

�PAGE FOUR

'' Hypercard '' now available Registration
b·u t twice a
by Rob Mac Arthur

Leo Geskey,

raduate Com uter Science student

by Michele Broton
Something new and interesting
is being introduced to MacIntosh
users everywhere! "Hypercard" is
here!
This may sound like some sort
of credit card from the 25th century.
But, in actuality, Hypercard is a
new program designed to be used
with the MacIntosh computer.
This piece of software allows users
to generate applications without
having to program.
Graphical information which
was never available on a MacIntosh
program before is available at the
mere insertion of "Hypercard."

ave a demonstration on the new software.

Maps, graphs, charts, lab reports,
. diagrams, a day by day calendar, and
a slide program can be accessed
easily by those who have little or
no experience in programming.
Because the features of this
program are hard to describe to
those who have not seen its
capabilities firsthand, a demonstration of "Hypercard" will be held
for anyone interested on November
24th in the MacIntosh Lab (Stark
134)
at
11
a.m.
The
demonstration, entitled "Software
Erector Set" will also serve as an
introduction to a course called "CS
298: Hypercard" to be taught by
Dr. John A. Koch during the spring

semester.
Koch suggested that students
desiring to take the course should
have completed the CS 225 Pascal
course prior to taking the CS 298
course. The session is also open to
faculty members interested in
learning to use "Hypercard" who
have no prior programming
experience.
Everyone should learn about
"Hypercard," a taste of the future,
according to Koch.
Those
interested in the program may
contact him at his office in Stark
Learning Center room 426 or at
extension 439.

Registration . . .it's that time of
the year again. For those of you
freshman who haven't gone through
the torture of registration yet, be
prepared for closed classes and lines
that back up the stairs. Although,
from what I gather, this year isn't
as bad as years past. Yes, the more
common classes like English 102
at 10:00 a.m. will be closed by the
time the F-L Freshmen get around
to visiting Sturdevant Hall, but the
upperclassmen don't have to worry
about that.
On the day I visited the
Registrar's Office the line was virtually non-existent. Doris Barker,
Registrar, said "the kids fjuniors]
just aren't coming on time, which
will crowd us up later in the week."
Unfortunately, some people might
have to sacrifice a class or two in
order to get their registering done.
One of the more serious
problems students · collide with is

discovering that they
finance office money.
complained in frustra ·
they should notify
beforehand about ow·
that students don't
around and lose out on
they want to take."
week The Daily BulletiJ
a warning pertaining IO
problem.
This an
seemed to think that
Office should find the
might not know they
and notify them.
I think students r
people who work at the
Office are doing their
students into the classes
The school can afford
computers and empl
students will just havP,
the present system.
thankful that we on~
register twice a year,
bear it.

Attention!
Nursing Students: please report to
Holiday Bowl!
The Wilkes College
Department of Nursing
inuites all nursing
students, College faculty
and
Administration to our
"HOLIDAY BOWL'
which is being held on
Friday, December 11th in
the nursing building from
11 am to 4pm.
We look forward to
hauing you join us!

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ICES

Continued-from p. 1
my office."
Vicc-presidentGcorgeWaldner
said ICES forms arc instrumental,
but not the only factor in the
teacher
evaluation
process.
According to Waldner, there are
three principle areas which are
important
in
the
instructor
evaluation process.
These are:
teaching effectiveness (ICES is one
of the six indices used to measure
teaching cffectivness), scholarship
and service.
Waldner said most colleges
and universities use surveys similar
to ICES to get student imput. He
sil.id that the idea for these forms
was around at least 15 years ago
and they have been used as a way of
finding out how students are
responding to a particular course
and to a particular aspect of that
course.
He said that those
instructors who have scored
particularly low on the survey
should ask themselves why students
likes Hunger and Education Action Taskforce (WHEAT) is holding "Campus Action
made those responses and what can
Canned food is being collected in the lobby of Stark Learnin2 Center for the "Feed
be done to change any problem
program sponsored by Channel 16 and the Com~ission on Ec_onomic Opportunity.
areas.
dents will also be fasting and donating money which would paid for their meals to
Dr. Umid R. Nejib, dean of
America to fight world hunger. Those who have participated in WHEAT events are
the School of Engineering and
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be used as a constructive tool in the
•
teacher evaluation process, but
should not be the only tool used.
"Those who subscribe to the idea
that this is the only tool (to judge)
teaching and lab effectivess are
circumstan- short sighted."· He said that ICES
extraordinary
Dean Rodechko
Sciences:
ive
with
reg isces, students are urged to are important because through
for Spring Semester, (Capin Hall 2)
register at their appointed them, students can let the
students who seek
the times, as posted on the administration know things like if a
by
offered
Courses
" courses or sections
guy is coming to classes.
Business and College Calendar.
of
'closed" in the Reg- School
Dean
Engel
This policy has been According to Nejib, ICES gives the
Office must secure Economics:
adopted
to
ensure
that instructors insight on things they
approval from the (Bedford Hall 15)
might not have known about
sections do not become too
themselves. "An instructor may
of the appropriate
Courses
offered
by
the large to provide a high think of himself as a dynamic
or School.
The
interactive
instru- individual, but they (stu*nts) say
School of Engineering and quality,
s Office has been
Physical Sciences: Dr. Nejib ctional setting.
he is dull. This does not mean he
to honor approval
Thank you!
is, it (just) tells him what they
(Stark
Learning
Center
Qn!Y.
from
the
think."
226C)
He said, "Faculty members
Ggorge W. Waldner
Because the deans will
who score high and faculty
Vice
President
for
the approve entry into closed
offered
by
members who score low have a
Academic Affairs
sections/courses
only
in
and
of
Arts
problem." Consistant remarks or
patterns on ICES forms are usually
factors
deans
take
into
consideration.
He
said
that
those
New York, New York!
who score especially low should
find out why and those who score
Don't miss the NYC bus trip on November 25,
especially high should a!so find out
why becau:;e ··nns · is not a
sponsored by Commuter Council.
popularity contest. It would be
vractically impossible (for a
Price is only $5 per person.
teacher) to be good in all areas."
Get your career off
You can't beat this bargain price!
The
Engineering and Physical
to aflying start!
!
Science Department had failed to
AttendAir Force Officer
Bus will depart from the SUB at Ram and leave ' participate in the "Best Teacher
Training School,
New York City at 8pm.
Award" according to Nejib, because
earn a commission
members feel it is based solely on
nd begin a rewarding career.
Trip is open to anyone interested in
ICES. He said, "How much weight
The Air Force offers you good
you put on the forms is important.
sightseeing, shopping or needing o
Interpretation is also important
pay, complete medical care
ride home for Thanksgiving Break.
because some interpret it differently
andmuch more. Call
Make your reseruations tof'ay to see the Big
than others." He 5:fild, "It i_s not to
Capt Rich Ice
Rpple with us (it'll be decorated for the Christmas ~ used ;15 a. suck to unprov~
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to the CC office on the 3rd , (mS tructors~ skills. To look at it
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as a negauve would defeat the
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floor of the SUB to save your seat.
purpose."

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Dr. James Rodechko, dean of
College of Art and Sciences,

said that the ICES forms should be
only one of the many tools used in
the teacher evaluation.
Nevertheless, he said it is a very
important tool which should not be
treated lightly.
He said that
students should take the ICES form
seriously because it will be used in
the evaluation process.
According to Rodechko, they
are used primarily by instuctors for
improvement purposes.
As
mentioned by Natske, Rodecko said
the forms are also used by the vicepresident, deans and department
chairmen. As stated by Vicepresident Walder, Rodechko said
that those instructors who score
low should try to find out why and
see if they can correct any faults
which are bought out by the
survey.
Dr.
Stephen
Tillman,
professor of Mathematics and
Computer Science, said about
ICES: "They are not only not
useful, but detremental to good
teaching · -especially
if
administration uses it for who gets
a raise and who doesn't get a raise."
Tillman sees a conflict of interest.
He says that to teach students in a
way which is advantageous to
them, he must challenge them to
their limits. According to Tillman,
this may mean that students will
not do as well as expected on tests.
He said he found a high correlation
between instructors who did well on
tlie ICES forms and the higher
grades of tests given in class. He
also found the reverse was true.
Therefore, he thinks that these
forms should not be used when
determining salary.
Dr. Brian Redmond, associate
dean of the School of Engineering
and Physical Sciences, also said the
ICES forms play an important part
in the evaluation process. "They
are one factor among many upon
which a faculty member should be
evaluated. If it becomes the only
factor, then it is an inappropriate
use of ICES."
Dr. Theodore Engel, dean of
the School of Business and
Economics, said the ICES forms
are basically used in two ways.
The most effective way of using the
form, according to Engel, is the
"summative"
approach
which
indicates
how
an
instructor
·conducted classes, what exams were
like, honoring the course syllabus,
and other factors by looking at the
results of ICES forms over the
course of time (years).
He said the results should be
used to · see where an instructor
might be helped, not punished. He
said chairmens' evaluations, self
evaluations, i;Cl!r evaluations, and
student evaiuations should be used
together for an overall teacher
evaluation. Engel said that by
using them in a summative
approach (over time) that the forms
in combination with other material,
are useful tools. He said that he
only sees the use of such forms as a
problem when they are misused like
when "you try to draw conclusions
from one set."

�PAGE SIX

ans
veil

Let's go to Butte
by Lee Morrell
Yes folks, it's that time again.
No it's not pre-registration, registration, or even just finding out
who the advisor for your major is.
That's right, I'm talking about that
wonderful time known as the "Holiday Season!" It doesn't just encompass preparing yourself to do
: ' · battle with the rest of your six
thousand relatives who crawl out of
the woodwork for free turkey. It's
not bracing yourself for the Christmas album offers that started before
Halloween. It's not even making
enough money to blow it on gifts
for those very same six thousand
relatives. What I'm talking about
is that ever present question, "What
can I do over Thanksgiving Break?"
I guess it's a good enough
question to ask. Most of your average students will go home or, as in
the commuter's case, stay home and
work. Yuck! Most of the people
who I spoke to said that that is
what they expect to be doing. ''I'm
going to work in a Deli," said
Michele Broton, a sophomore from
Sugarloaf, PA, who is majoring in
communications Gournalism concentration) and minoring in theater.
''I'm staying here (at Wilkes),
working at Kids 'R' Us, and typing
Grad school applications," remarked
Elizabeth Mazzullo, a senior English major hailing from Williamsport. "I'm going home to resume

my summer job-- working with the
mentally handicapped," said senior
English major, Kimberly Supper,
who hails from Lake Carmel, NY.
I guess not everyone is going
to be attempting to earn funds for
their college career, or whatever else
they may choose to use it for, as
evidenced by speaking to Andrew
Morrell, a "senior-to-be" communications major from Kingston (also
my brother, but that's irrelevent).
"I'm going to . . . uhh . . . clean
my room, . . . err . . . listen to
music, . . . clean my room and
listen to music!"
Well as the title indicates, I'm
going to attempt to give you some
dandy ideas for what you can do
during
the not-quite-as-long..asChristrnas-but- still-almost-a-weeklong Thanksgiving break.
Let's see now, what to suggest
first. .. I know, you can travel. If
you are a local student or staying
for the holidays, you can take the
historical tour of Wilkes-Barre and
its surrounding area by following
the helpful history of the Commonwealth signs. You could also drive
to
such
surroundmg
area
meccas as Luzerne, Edwardsville,
etc., and take in the breathtaking
scenery.
Of course, no travel
itinerary would be complete without the customary tour of fine
restaurants and places of enter•
tainment, such as Top Dog--which
is both. Or, y_ou could go to the

Don &amp; Ed: Out on

LAX (the Los Angeles International
Airport) of the east, the Scranton
/Wilkes-Barre International Airport
and just watch the planes coming in
from Asia or Europe--via Philadelphia,
Pittsbur_gh,
Newark,
LaGuardia, Kennedy and other
REAL airports. I'm sure you could
do these similar things at your own

home.
Traveling isn't the only fun
thing to do during these short
breaks. You could always get yourself involved with all sorts of
various mischief. You could steal a
car, rob a bank, kill a man (or
woman to soothe the feminist), or
set a fire. All 'of which will keep

You could always photo copy the library, I did!

you from returning to
five to twenty years mi
break ends. (I'm ki

dDn't listen to me!)
There are always
the ordinary things to
you ask, "is an out of
thing?" Let's see, you
a local airport, one of
plane varieties, and take
ing classes. You could
to Butte, Montana to fi
You could add a recr
your house. You could
library and make a ph
every page of every av
and magazine and pcri
you get the picture. Yoo
the old "honey and ant'
the neighbor's dog
whichever annoys you
For the fan of that
medium of TV, you c
of the TV sets in the
them in one room--along
and tune them into
different Thanksgiving
available. After that
watch the reruns of "The
A Thanksgiving Special.
you're a glutton for
video tape them and
again, and again, and yet
Finally, as my
Dan Rowe suggested, w
home and do homew
projects and the like.
think that is a truly silly·

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ovember 14,
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More cartoons &amp; Scruffy the .C
Help me! Help me! I've gone
too far! Well, I guess I should have
known better. In our last column I
reminisced with you about cartoons
and I've been a mess ever since. I
can't sleep! I can't eat! I can't concentrate on trivial things, like Stat
class! I even woke up on Saturday
morning and watched the test patterns for a half an hour just to see
those animated aggrevators! All
week long visions of "George of
the Jungle" and "Ricochet Rabbit"
danced through my head. So, once
and for all, I will expell, in print,
all of these retained ponderances of
cartoons and then move on to
bigger and ... well bigger things.
To start, this one has bothered
me for a long time. In those Walt
Disney cartoons we have Mickey
Mouse, Donald Duck, and the
others. But, just what the heck is
Goofy? WHAT IS HE? Is he a
horse? Is he a dog? Now if he is a
dog, Pluto should be pretty ticked.
Why doesn't Pluto ever get a speaking part? He doesn't even get to
wear clothes! But if Goofy isn't a
dog, what is he? I guess some
things are better left unknown.

The Smurfs-- Now just how
many of them are there? Let's see,
there's Papa Smurf, Hefty Smurf,
Brainy Smurf, Lazy Smurf, Jokey
Smurf, etc ... , but what about the
ones that we don't see on the show?
Wouldn't it be interesting to see,
oh, I don't know, someone like
Pyromaniac Smurf,.or Bladder Control Problem Smurf, or maybe an
Albino Smurf.
Show the kids
some realism. And something else
about the show that I've noticed; of
all of those hundreds of Smurfs
there is only ~ girl! Either she
must have some incredible stamina
or it is one sticky scene in the
Smurf shower room.
Sqiddily Diddily-- And just
what is .ill&lt;? Is he an octopus? He
only has four tentacles. Is he a
squid? His head ain't pointy. And
just how does he walk around on
land all day without dying or shrivelling up?
Droopy Dog-- I was always
amazed at how fast he could run. I
mean, he'd be standing in one place
and then all of a sudden he would
run real far away over a mountain
or something and then come back;

and all in the span of like one
second. Impressive!
Scooby Doo-- Now, Scooby
and Shaggy are either very desperate
or very dumb. They'll go into
some old, run down house full of
bats and rats and spiders; go into
this dust filled kitchen, find a piece
of food AND EAT IT!
He-Man-- The people on HeMan must all work out together or
be on the same diet, or something.
Everyone of those guys has the
same physique! If their skin color
didn't differ you wouldn't know one
from the other. And just what did
happen to Skeletor that he is all big
and muscular but has no facial
tissue?
And now the time has come. I
shall rid my system completely of
these merry mad cap characters in
one final climactic regurgatation:

Tom and Jerry Pixie and Dixie
Jabberjaws Underdog Tennesee
Tuxedo The Hairbear Bunch Quick
Draw McGraw Pink Panther
Bullwinkle Woody ~Woodpecker
Shleprock Thundar the Barbarian
Speedbuggy Dingbat and the Creeps
Tom Slick Hong Kong Fooey Inch

High Private Eye Hoppity Hooper
Mush Mouse &amp; Punkin Puss
Breezly Bruin Josie and The
Pussycats Courageous Cat &amp;
Minute Mouse Jiminy Cricket
Betty Boop Milton the Monster
Deputy Dawg Secret Squrrel Adam
Ant Fearless Fly Marine Boy
.Penelope Pitstop Wally Gator
Chilly Willy
Mighty Mouse
Thunder Cats Sauvois Faire
Klondike Cat Dudley Dooright
Pepe LaPew Casper the Friendly
Ghost Stuffy Dermo Yankee
Doodle Pidgeon The Archies
Droopalong Mr. Peabody The
Goofy Guards Super Chicken Peter
Potamus Grape Ape (pant, pant)
Captain Caveman Mr. Magoo The
New Shmoo Snagglepuss Speed
Racer Johnny Quest.

something to say."
from the song "40
Nites" from Scruffy the
EP, "High Octane Revi
I got something to say
it's to tell you abo111
newly released EP, "
Boom Bingo." This is1
EP which contains so
some studio cuts. For
Story" fanatics, (and I'm
Luca will be happy
Scruffy the Cat does
version of "Runaway."
this Ii ve side you can
Scruffy the• Cat's bi
"Happiness to Go." The
of this album is no di
"Blue Russia" is a typi
slow song. But my fa
on this side is a song a
Oh, that felt good. Well, now gone bad, called "You
that's over and done, it's time to get Need I say more? This ~
on with other things. Here's Ed album put out by Scruffy
with . . . BURR--Spiderman Mag- and they are all fantastic.
ilia Gorilla Jetsons --RRRPP!! Ex- .suggest you run out and
cuse me, ... where was I, oh yeah, these albums and listen
here's Ed with this week's record re- If, by some unlikely c
don't like the LPs, you
view.
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"Lean your head over cause I got everybody's favorite fe ·
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is a composite floor plan from Act IV of "Carmen." Klaus Holm-designer.

'n'Curtain's year long prefor the tribute exhibition,
Holm: Siages In Retroto a successful end.
y, November 14, at the
~ption, Professor Holm
over 50 guests, including
present Cue 'n'. Curtain
faculty, family, and
The exhibit is a long

deserved recognition honoring the
contributions Holm brought to the
Wilkes theater.
In an effort to create a more
permanent tribute to Holm, Cue 'n'
Curtain is establishing a scholarship in his name.
The scholarship, when fully
funded, will be granted to a student
demonstrating excellence in theater
arts. The scholarship fund was or-

:~I§

Pisces- If you are arguing with a friend this week or
just not talking at all, go over what you are mad at
each other for. You might find that your problem is
not worth arguing about.
Leo- Show a little mercy this week. Don't jump down
anybody's throat because you're mad at others.
Walking around with a chip on your shoulder will only
weigh you down.

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ganized without Holm's knowledge ~
and revealed at Saturday's reception, §
in a very emotional ceremony.
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Cue 'n' Curtain expects the sS
scholarship lo be completely funded
before 1988. The club is selling exhibition posters al $5 each. Posters
can be purchased at the Sordoni
Gallery, during gallery hours.
The exhibit will run unLil
Sunday, December 15.

8
8
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Go home and hide yourself under your bed,
because it is going to be a long weekend. So get
ready; you have been warned.

Libra- Be a little less aggressive and be more
can't always get what you

§ patient this week. You
§ want when you want it.
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Virgo- Are you sure of yourself? Are you aware of
what you can and cannot do? If you are, you can
avoid frustration. If not, you are in for it this week.

§~ Gemini- Get a grip on yourself. You are a lot better
§
§ than you think you are. So, give youself some credit
§ and be more confident.
§
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§ They might want more than your happiness.
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§ risky this week. Live life in the slow lane for now.
§
§ Taurus- Brother and/or Sister Bovine, things
§~
§
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will
work out for the better this week. I saw, in the stars
above my pasture, that good luck is on your way--live
life in the fast lane.

.,,,.
~ Aquarius- Be a good kid this week; don't waste
~~~~~~-~~~~~-4~~ ~ -your time with petty problems. Settle them quickly,
Above is the depressing sight of the empty tables, a common sight, at g
8 and you will be able to go on to more important ones.
ay, November 13th's gym dance.
The dance was of an oldies g
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0-70's) motif.
According to Amy Wiedemer, director of student ~
'ties, there were only approximately one hundred students at this dance, ~
opposed to the normal crowd of three hundred-plus. The dance was
d by professional disk jockeys, The Pros, and was sponsored by the §
ramming Board.

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�PAGE EIGIIT

'' What You Will'' a smash!
by Korrie Anne Everett
For those Wilkes students who
took the challange and did something different this past weekend,
they were pleasantly surprised. For
those who came expecting a traditional Shakespeare tragedy or comedy, they were treated to "a smattering of this and a few notes of
that."
"What You Will"
was an
interesting play in that it informed
while it entertained. The play began with a huge company number
to welcome the audience and
proceeded to a well acted and highly
comic version of The Most
Lamentable Comedy and Most
Cruel Death 'of Pyramus and
Thisby, then it quickly moved on
to a scene that posed such questions,
upon the life of Will Shakespeare
as "When was he born?", "How did
he go to the bathroom?", and, the
biggie, "Was he gay?" ~e play
~en_ 1?&lt;&gt;k a sh~ left tum mto the
Tw1hght ,Zone and ~e met the
Bard,_ Shakespeare, on his own turf.
I~ this scene, a few myths were
dispelled and a few , more were
created.
The audience was treated to
well acted, comic renderings of such

classics as Othello, MacBeth, The
Taming of the Shrew, and a ten
minute version of 1/amlet ("with an
encore!")
The accompanying slide show
was an added treat; not something
one would expect to see at the
theatre. The pictures were timed
and placed to accompany the action
on stage and they were very effective (and almost eerie) in certain
scenes, such as the intense scene
between Claudio and his sister,
Isabella, in Measure for Measure ..
The band that accompanied the
show was very talented and certainly added much to the per-formance.
The play was a blend of the
old and new, using scenes from
Shakespeare and from plays based
upon the Bard's, such as West Side
Story, "Kiss Me Kate" and "Hair".
What You Will was definitely
one of the more memorable performances put on here at Wilkes in
recent days. It was thoroughly enjoyable and certainly a 'new" way to
spend a Friday or Saturday night
here at Wilkes! For quite a few
folks, the name "Will Shakespeare"
will no longer strike fear in their
hearts and minds as they contemplate yet another literature class or
term project but, instead, will bring

Above is Bill Barber with a bunch of unidentified William Shakespeares caught during
a final dress rehearsal for the Wilkes production of "What You Will."
a smile to their faces and a chuckle
to their lips as they as they reach
for the Riverside Shakespeare
textbook.

by Bullstradamos
"the all-knowing Bovine."

A different perspective

The show
by Bill Barber
The show is over. The set has
been dismantled.
The rented
costumes have been returned and the
cast party is but an ocean of empty
beer cans and pretzels ground into
the carpet Doing Dr. Michael
ONeill's What You Will was an
experience none of us will forget •
including my friend Veronica. I
asked her what she thought of the
show.
"Oh, it was wonderful.
Michael ONeill must be a genius.
And the actors, my goodness, so
much talent! John Domzalski is
just brilliant! He really chews up
the scenery," Veronica said.
I started to fix cocktails.
"Well, I suppose, if you like
deviled ham ... " I offered.
"No, I mean it," Veronica said.
"That scene from Othello with Lisa
ONeill--stunning.
I got goose
bumps. Rob Johansen was terrific,
too. The scene with Jane Erb was
wonderful. Rob sure is a versatile
actor. So many different parts, and
all done so well!"
"Well, I suppose, if you like
bald spots," I said.
"Don Semyon cracked me up
as Juliet," Veronica went on. "And
that Chris Brunnock is just
adorable. She made a very good
Kate."
"Well, I suppose, if you like
freshmen," I grumbled.
"But, oh, Brian Dorsey. What

•

IS

over

a dreamboat! He was my favorite,"
Veronica sighed.
I poured some Beefeater gin
into a small pitcher and added ice.
"But what about me?" I asked.
"Oh, honey, you were fine,
but I didn't know Jeff Eline was
such a good singer.
Bob
Wachowski was good too, and so
were Dana Stago and Michele
Mazzei. And I had no idea Andrea
Kocerha could speak French."
"French?!" I said. "I thought
that was Serbo-Croatian."
"And Romeo, what was his
name? Robert Michaels? What a
hunk! Did you know his eyes are
the exact same color as his hair?
Truly gorgeous, really," she
breathed.
"Sure, after three hours in the
make-up room, who wouldn't be?" I
mumbled.
Veronica took a deep breath
and sighed. "But all in all, I still
think my favorite was Brian
Dorsey. What a doll!"
I put a drop or two of dry
vermouth into the gin and stirred it
gently with a glass swizzle.
"But what about me?" I asked
again. "Did you like Me?!"
"O, honey, you were fine.
The whole show was great, really.
The band sounded terrific. That.
Dixieland they played at the
beginning of Act Two, I really
liked that. Mike Williams is really
good on the tmmpet. 0, every-•
thing was. really well done.
I

If I were a Wilkes
Trustee!

thought the show was quite professional, technically speaking."
"Are you kidding?!" I demanded. "They blew my light cue!
Twice!"
I was practically shouting.
"I have to hand it to the prop
and stage managers, Michele
Palmieri and Maureen O'Hara,"
Veronica said. "They really must
have had their hand:, full."
"Well, yeah. One does have to
remember to thank all the little
people, too." I said.
"But I don't know," Veronica
said, "I just have to say that Brian
Dorsey was really superb."
I set out two chilled glasses,
put an olive in each, and strained
the martinis in over the olives.
Like two big green eyes they
seemed to stare at ·me, daring me to
ask my next question.
"What about my song?" I was
practically begging. "Did you like
my song?"
"O, heney, that was lousy,"
Veronica said.
"What!?" I demanded. "My
song was lousy?!"
"Too slow," she said. "And
chopped in half. It didn'i make any
sense. Were you off key?" she
asked, blinking her big blue eyes at
me.
I drank my martini in silence.
• And when Veronica started to
tell me what a good dancer she
thought Brian Dorsey was, I drank
her's, too.

I don't know why everyone
gets down on the Bell Tower. I
thinks it's a good idea, plus it looks
great. I know that the norm of our
school would rather see the money
for the Bell Tower go towards something ·else like dorm renovation,
that new gym we are supposed to
get before the Apocalypse, or other
less important Boondoggles like
that.
Yet, what everyone does not
know is that the money for our Bell
Tower does not come from our
tuition, but from a private group of
donors, and this is the reason for
our College building us this monument. These donors want a bell
tower, and if they pay for it, well,
why not?
I thought about this for a
while and I came to the conclusion
that if I ever became very rich, and
had a few million to throw around,
I could have a lot of fun with this
College. I would invest money in
my alma mater, and buy many
nice little buildings, dorms, and
equipment: You name it, spare no
expense. I would turn this place into one of the nicest schools in the
country.
Yet, my show of wealth, and
donation would come with only a
few little demands. First, I would
like to change the name of our library. Well, not really change it,
just spice it up a little. Instead of
the EUGENE SHEDDEN FARLEY LIBRARY, how about the
EUGENE
SHEDDEN
HUEY
DUEY--LUEY LARRY CURLY
MOE SLEEPY GRUMPY DOPEY
SNEEZY HAPPY
BASHFUL
DOC MIKE CAROL GREG

PETER BOBBY MARCIA
CINDY ALICE TIGER
BARNEY
WILMA
PEBBLES BAM BAM
BUGS DAFFY ELMERG
ELROY JUDY JANE R
ASTRO
MARSHALL
HOLLY CHAKA ENICK
and BILL FARLEY LIB
Now that's a name!!! Justll)'
that on a library card.
Another demand I would
is to have a forty-foot pink
ingo erected on the lawn of
esser. It would have multi
track lights for eyes and evey
at twelve it would play OIi
mater. They would have
O.K. No flamingo, no m
would have them right were I
them. Heh Heh!!! Snorts
Don't get me wrong.
want to better my alma
want to see it become the
of the Wyoming Valley, in
conditions, academics, and
If I were rich, I would sp:nd
mill on a new football fie
field houses for all athletics
one condition: at all lhc
garries Coach U11Swoth must
an off-white and pink bunny
buck teeth, floopy ears, ov
feet, and whiskers. He mll!I
hop down the sidelines, mi
WHAT IN Tiffi H-E-DOU
WHATS UP DOC? Boy, all
need is money and this Col
yours.
Finally, I w:iuld leave
tower unfinished. I feel that
It would ... Uh ... Reprc
yeah . . . Represent . . .
process of learning is never
complete . . and ... and ..
bell tower would stand
reminder of that . . . yr.ah
"That's the ticket!"

Kern

open their sea
Valley.
Garn
preview will
to Coach Joe
paign.

Lu

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Air Force hos a spe&lt;
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�PAGE NINE

by Lee Morrell

Whoa, it.has been quite a long time since we have been together. rm sorry we've been apart
for so long. The blame, if that is what you call it, goes to The Beacon sports department; more
specifically Beacon Sports Editors, Lisa "Niblet" Miller and Bill "Willy" Kem. They have been
working their little tushies off. The Beacon is very proud of the job they are doing. So, due to
there diligence, there never seems to be enough room for "Trivia '87." Well, as you can surely
tell, a hole opened up, and I emerged carrying ball! So much has happened since we last spoke,
so I'll try to hit the high points of the athletic year. In professional football we had a strike,
replacement games, scabs, returning players, and surprises. "What surprises," you ask. Let's
see, The Colts, The Chargers, The Oilers, The Saints, The Raiders, Buddy Ryan, and Eric
Dickerson. In college football Syracuse, Notre Dame, Florida State, and upset minded Pitt are
the unexpected big winners. Oklahoma, Miami, and Nebraska are the predictable big winners,
while 1986 National Champs Penn State had a disappointing season. Look for Notre Dame's
Tim Brown or Pitt's Craig "Ironhead" Heyward to take the Reisman.
In baseball the "afraid to leave home" Minnesota Twins took the series by winning all four
at home, something never before done in series play. Post-season awards are as follows: NL
manager of the year--Buck Rogers, Montreal; AL manger of the year--Sparky Anderson, Detroit;
NL Cy Young--Steve "Bedrock" Bedrosian, Philadelphia; AL Cy Young--Roger Clemens, Boston
(2nd straight); NL Rookie of the year--Benito Santiago, San Diego; AL Rookie of the year--Mark
McGwire, Oakland; AL MVP George Bell, Toronto (the first Dominican and First member of a
Canadian team to win the honors); and no NL MVP as of yet. My guess, Andre Dawson,
Chicago.
Also, the professional hockey and basketball seasons opened last week. The Lakers are
defending their title well by jumping out to an undefeated start. NHL champs, the Edmonton
Oilers, with points leader Wayne Gretzkey, are also off to a strong start. One hockey
controversey has popped up. Dave Brown, a Flyers defenseman, got a measely 15 game
suspension for attempting to break the jaw of Ranger, Tomas Sandstrom. Ranger coach Michel
Bergeron, stated that a normal criminal on the street would get ten years in jail for that crime.
Oh well, sports is sports, right? On to the business at hand, on to TRIVIA. Let's do it!
The college football season is winding down, Pitt beat Penn State, bowl bids are coming out,
Nebraska faces Oklahoma, and Ohio State fired their coach. Why not ask college football
questions!

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Brown's last season of college ball?

are the 1987-88 women's basketball coKennedy and
Diana. Smith.
The
open their season this Saturday at home against
Valley. Game time is at 7:00 p.m.
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preview will appear in the December 3 issue.
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Good luck and have an enjoyable Thanksgiving break, trivia buffs! Bring your answers to
us here at The Beacon on the 3rd floor of the SUB. Oh yeah there is a $5 prize.

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word to describe the
Cooch John Reese and
1988 addition.. of the
e Wrestling Team is
The Colonels are
prove on last year's 21llld two All-American
Another event to look
is Coach
Reese's
«xlth match.
nels only lost two
last year's team but
missed greatly. One
is Andre Miller a
A Champion who
American
status.
Colonel wrestler
the team this year is ·
, who was a very
r for the past three
loss of Gary and
us with , a few

question marks, but I feel that we
have good people to fill
their
shoes," stated Reese.
So far
Coach Reese is very pleased with
the team ."The kids have great
attitudes and good work habits." A
big question for the Colonels
will be how the team will react to
weight class adjustments.
Starting at 118 will be junior
Brian Bauer.
Last year Bauer
compiled a 17-2 record and should

134. "Miller is probably one of the
smartest wrestlers on the team, and
we look for good things from
him," said Reese.
Backing up
Miller will be Gavin McGinty.
Junior Frank Castano will
start at 142. "Frank has a lot of
talent and we feel he could have a
real good year for us," stated
Reese.
Due to an mJury to Frank
Goldowski, Coach Reese will have
to shuffle his middle weights
around till Goldowski's return.
Wrestling at 150
will
be
sophmore Tony Diaz or freshman
Shawn Galbreath.
Last year Joe Iannuzzi returned
to wrestling after a year layoff and
compiled a 15-6 record. "I really
expect a good year out of Joe.
He's a hard worker with a lot of
potential," said Reese.
Coach
Reese
will
use

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the east. Backing up Bauer will be
Kurt Tamai.
All-American Dennis Mejias
will start at 126.
Mejias last
season had a 23-8-2 record and will
have added pressure, being the fifth
ranked wrestler in the country.
Mejias will be being pushed by
promising
freshman
Dave
Bonomo.
Ron Miller will move up to .

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Duncan returned after
and continually closed
10 opposing offenses.
was a reserve
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The
find it hard to replace
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imser in the MAC.
outstandingly all
Kolar did not play
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native
home with many great memories.
The defensive secondary will
be hard hit by graduation. Bob
Wall holds the single season record
of nine interceptions. He played
great coverage all year.
Dan
Dougherty was a ferocious hitter
who jarred his share of ball carriers.
Fred Klien was also a tough hitte
whose experience and smart play
will be missed.
I want to wish all the senior
luck and success in the future
Thanks for the memories.

Tha.nksg·i .ving
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returning EIWA Champion Craig
Mark Palanchi will start at
Rome at
either
167 or 177, 190. "Mark should have a good
depending on the opponent. In year. He wrestled some tough guys
preseason rankings Rome is ranked · last year and that experience should
eighth in the country. Look for help him," said Reese.
sophmores Merrell Neal and Mike
Steve Schannauer will return
Schroat to fill in at either 167 or at heaveyweight. "I feel Steve will
177.
be more relaxed this year and
wrestle
more confident,"
said
Reese.
Senior Co-Captions are
Dennis Mijias and Craig Rome.
There are also two Junior CoCaptions. They are Ron Miller and
Joe Iannuzzi. All four have shown
great leadership and should play a
big part in the success of this years
squad.
It looks again that the Wilkes
. College wrestling team is headed
for 'more glory and more national
recognition. "We received a lot of
good comments at Nationals last
year, and with
the caliber of
wrestlers that we ha·,e it could be
another great year," said Reese.

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The Wilkes College football
team saw its dream of a MAC
Championship come to an end
Saturday, as the Warriors of
Lycoming handed the Colonels a
tough 14-10 defeat.
As in all big games special
team play can tum a team around.
Saturday's game was no different.
Lycoming's Frank Gerardi returned
a Harold Magnotta punt 78 yards
for the first score of the game.
In the second quarter the
Colonels got their offense in gear.
Behind the passing of Carl DeLuca
the Colonels moved the ball to the
Lycoming seventeen-yard line. The
Warriors got tough, but Sean
Megley was able to kick a twentyseven-yard field goal to close the
Lycoming lead to 7-3.
The Wilkes defense held the
Warriors and gave the offense the
ball in good field
pos1t1on.
DeLuca wasted no time as he hit a
wide open P.J. Salazzo for a twentytwo-yard strike. Megley's PAT was
good and the Colonels had a 10-7
lead.
The second half was dominated
by both defenses. Lycoming was
able to muster the only score of the
second half. On a fourth and one
situation the Warriors called a
bootleg, it worked as the Warriors
had a first and goal at the Wilkes
one-yard line. On the next play
Young hit paydirt to give the
Warriors a 14-10 lead.

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get the ball into the end zone and
the game ended with Wilkes
suffering a 14-10 loss.
Even though the Colonels
ended the season on a down note, it
was still a great season. This year's
team played beyond expectations
and received national recognition .
There are ten seniors who

played their last game Sa
will be missed next s
DeGrazia is a player who
be missed by Colonel
He leaves holding every
receiving record. Ron
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Harriers run in Regionals
by Tom Urso
This past Saturday the senior
members of the cross country team
ran their last intercollegiate race.
The weather wasn't bad but the
course was a muddy mess.
Linda Siberini ran first in the
women's race but had an
unfortunate mishap in the first
quarter-mile when she fell while
crossing a gully. She was able to
recover after a mile when she started
moving up from her 50th starting
position. When it was all over she
emerged from the woods in 26th

place and remained there until the
finish. She recorded a time of
20:47. Even if she hadn't fallen, it
would have been very difficult to
make it into one of the three
individual spots needed to make it ran just to experience
into nationals.
regional race and found
The two men did as well as be very hazardous with his
they could running on the soggy
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course after the women. Tom Urso ex press their thanks to C
was able to finish in 29:40, which - McGuire and assistant c
bettered his last weeks time of Koehane for a great s
29:44. However, his placing was not have been a winning
far off from last week's, as he tried was a fun one.
to stay on his feet to finish 120th underclassmen, good 1
out of 186 runners. Pete Huber season from the seniors!

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                    <text>No. 11

Vol.XL

Wilkes College

Wilkes-Barre PA

r December 10, 1987

18766

•

Bell tower
completion
nears
present

rts/conference center

by Kim Klimek

Wilkes
present 200 x 200
give way to the will
Conference Center.
story building with a

be about 80 thousand
cording to architect
of the Sordoni
Services Inc. - three
as large as the present
Christopher Breiseth
new Center, "I'm
..The last major
twas Evans Hall and
the Stark Learning
that the bonds have
IO finance the actual

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issed next
is a player
by Colo
holding e
ecord. R
her half of
n the confi

stay on
t time in
a fast r
the wi
hman T

of the center.
Brciseth, trustees arc
staff and volunteers
e,uimatcd five and a half
through the Capitol
of the $18
Tommorow
tion will begin as
ble to the end of the
activities schedule so
disrupted as little as
a:cording to Richard
u-prcsident of college
L He said that Dr.
dncr, vice-president of
affairs and three coaches
working on alternative
places during
the
and construction
sports activities after

Thus, the previous tentative
groundbreaking date which was set
for January 1, I 988 will be moved
to March. Brciscth said, "We won't
break ground until March because
we plan to use it for sports."
Paul O'Hop, Vice-President of
Business
Affairs/Auxiliary
Enterprises,
said
scoreboards,
bleachers and equipment will be
taken out prior to demolition.
Actual demolition on the new
gym will probably begin at the end
of February or beginning of March
according to Charles.
Plans for the Sports and
Conference Center are currently
being discussed.
John Pesta,
Auxiliary affairs administrator and
Assistant Director od Facilities
Management and Purchasing, said
the basement of the new center will
contain
weight training rooms,
locker rooms, lavs, a laundry room,
two multi-purpose rooms, (one
which may be used for hockey) and
wrestling room. A room is also
being constructed which may later
serve as a sauna.
The huge feature on the first
floor will be a large gym floor.
Initially, bleachers from the present
gym which have a seating capacity
of about 1,400 will be used, but
space will be left for additional
bleachers according to Pesta.
He said coaches offices, a large
lobby with sky lights, kitchen
space, and storage room space (a
feature which seems to have been

Continued •On p. 4

Construction work on "The
Burns Alumni Tower and Carillon"
is nearly completed. Last week,
workers
from
the
Sordoni
Construction Services Inc. placed a
tree on top of the construction site
located in the quadrangle bounded
by Kirby, Chase and Church Halls
to celebrate "topping it off."
The brick and mortar outer
stucture of the 61 foot tall bell
tower is finished except for the
copper roofing, according to
Richard Charles, vice-president of
college advancement.
The construction which began
in late September was due to be
completed around the time of the
dedication
ceremony
during
Homecoming week.
According to John Chawlck,
special
assistant
of
college
advancement, the carillon and bells
will be shipped and delivered to the
College on
December
18th.
According to Sordoni construction
workers, Chawlck said, the tower
and carillon should be completed
around the Christmas vacation.
Chawlck and other administrative
members believe the belltower will
serve as a central landmark of the .
college as well as an intellectual
symbol.
Charles said the belltowcr will
have Westminster chimes, a tape
control which can play seasonal may be broadcast all over campus.
songs and songs like the "Alma
Three or four spot lights will
Mater" and an electric console. The be focused on the clocks. General
chimes can be set to be set to be lighting of the area will come from
played every quarter hour. After the spotlights
on
neighboring
carillon is shipped, · Schulmcrich buildings.
Two trellases, a
Company manufactures will install sidewalk, a plaza, and a limestone
it. "In Chase Hall, there will be a bench on the south side will be
keyboard so a musician can play installed.
Charles said that the
melodies
independently." This carillon will hopefully be installed
console will be hooked to a speaker before Christmas so holiday songs
on the bell tower so music played may be played.

,

•

om tbe J.Seacott

The bell tower will be named
after Cha rles Burns, a long time
resident of Wyoming Valley who is
prominant in the Wilkes~Barrc area.
He was the first physician of the
alumni, a recognized specialist in
urology and respected community
practitioner. Chwalek said plans
are also to be arranged to begin a
Bums scholarship program for the
students.

In this - issue ... ·
~is the night be(ore'Cll;iit~~ ·. •. p. 2

Semester inteview: . .. .. . .
What was hot•.&amp;nd what was not p; 5
Goldburg and Webster team up for success p. 8

Women hoopstets compete in tourney p. 10

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A voice for

and by the
students?

Letters to the Editor
Are you nuts?
To the Advertising Manager:
I've had enough chlorthalidone
and isosorbide dinatrate. For the
past 7 weeks or so, I've been
enduring a 3/4 page ad (usually on
page 10) for drugs (Go ahead and
turn; it's probably there). Is this
the kind of ad that should be run in
a college newspaper?
Now, I'm just like the next
guy. I don't mind worthwhile ads
in the paper. Last year, I endured a
full page cassette ad for many
weeks. That was OK 'cause students could relate to it.
But this ad is not right at all.
41 types of drugs . . . for college
students? I don't see the logic.
Maybe if this were a senior
citizen paper, or a paper for a
community in which the standard of
health was not so great .. . But on
a college campus?? Are you nuts?
(If so, you can get valium for 21,
32, or 52 cents per tablet).
The decision to run this ad was
for money. I understand that advertising money runs newspapers. But
next time, think of students when
~·ou run an ad.
Analyze your
audience.
The Beacon is for
students FIRST. Just fiv&lt;; minutcs of sensible planning can make
both advertising money and happy

Imagine the scene . . . The Beacon , Wilkes College's favorite
publication, being ripped from its familiar distribution sites, being
flung into garbage cans across the campus, being wasted, students being
deprived of the weekly news, the feature stories, being denied their
pipeline to the College. Sound like some kind of sick nightmare?
Sounds like a nightmare, but this scene could very well become a
reality. In fact, something very much like this scene became a reality
at King's College, our counterpart right down the street.
On Novemeber 14, most of the copies of the King's College paper,
The Crown , were removed from their distribution points. No, this
removal was not due to the many fans of the publication greedily tearing
it from the newsstands. The copies were removed because within the
paper was an ad for Planned Parenthood, an agency that provides birth
control services. The removal of the papers from the distribution points
occurred on "College For a Day," an annual King's College event that
gives prospective King's students and their parents a chance visit -and
learn about the school.
Now you may think, no big deal; the school did what it had to do
to protect its image. King's is a Catholic school; it wouldn't look right
to have an ad for birth control in its paper. No big deal, right? Wrong.
It is a big deal. Regardless of the reasons for the removal of the paper,
the removal was a form of censorship. And after this incident occurred,
an advertising policy was drafted by The Crown staff prohibiting ads for
abortion referrals and contraceptive products.
Still, the question must be asked--why was the ad run in the first
&gt;----~-~-----place? Obviously, the staff of The Crown must have discussed the
appropriateness of the ad before actually printing it. Obviously, the
staff of The Crown is well aware of the views of the Catholic Church.
However, they had made a sort of unofficial policy by running the ad in
the first place. Now, all of a sudden there appears a policy, originating
from The Crown staff, that prohibits these type of ads. The ads, King's
College maintains, could hurt the image of the school. The damage
from the ad, the College says, outweighs the benefits. But who should
be the judge?
The whole situation is frightening. If school officials can remove
the newspaper at will, if they can violate the right to free press in light
of an ad, what is going to stop them from doing it on any other
occasion, for any other reason? Certainly, censorship could not be an
by M. E. Evers (with
official policy--at least not a policy that any college would openly admit
apologies to Charles Dickens)
to. However, although it is not a policy, this cannot prevent colleges
from
exerc1smg
this kind of subtle strong-arm
tactic.
"T1s
the
night
before
The key to a student newspaper is just that--the students. The
Christmas. . . ."
students at King's made a decision to run the Planned Parenthood ad.
. . . and Wilkes students are
The Crown's editor-in-chief obviously beleived the ad was a benefit--a
still on the highways and byways
benefit for the students for whom the paper was designed. Why , for
of the state, travelling home for
that reason alone, should the paper not have been left on the stands?
Chrjstmas after finishing up their
One cannot deny that image is vital to the survival of any college.
final finrus on Dec. 23.
After all, something about Wilkes College drew each and every one of
Meanwhile, back on campus,
us here. Colleges rely on image to bring their bread and butter to the
office workers are sitting huddled
school. Still, when should image take precedence over free speech, over
around their desks in underheated
the right for students to express their views? Granted, The Crown was
offices,.typing away to the ligbt of
removed for what in retrospect, to the College, was a valid reason. But
a single, flickering candle, watching
where is the line drawn between a valid reason .and censorship?
the clocks, wishing for the day to
Does this incident at King's allow any adminstrato.rs from any of end so they can go home to their
the area colleges to pull papers when they feel what is contained within . Christmasgceseandplumpuddings-the pages can ·be damaging to the school? Does it gi'Q"e adminsJ.rators
and their tiny children.
the right to paint a rosy picture of the ~chool to the public?
And overseeing all of this preThankfully, although The Beacon has sometimes portrayed the
Christmas activity, watching his
administrators and some of their administrative moves differently than
watch to be sure no one leaves
early, is Dr. Ebeneezer Breiseth.
they would have liked, the papers were left where they were distributed,
and the students were given their forum. No, the administrators of this
"God rest ye, merry gentlemen
school are not always happy about the things that have to be said, but
"
The sweet sounds of
Christmas carols come from a
they allow it to be said nonetheless.
Although the incident is over, the·policy has-been made, and
group of children standing in the
snow- on the lawn of Weckesser
everything is seemingly fine and under control, the incident should not
Hall. But Ebeneezer doesn't want
be merely forgotten, shuttled to the back of our minds. The motto of
to hear them. "Stop that! Stop
The Crown is "A Voice For and By the Students of King's College."
that racket! Can't you see people
It's a shame that everyone doesn't sec it that way.

students. Think.
Every week the ad appears, 3/4
of a run page (or roughly 10
percent of the paper) is wasted,
where there could be sports, feature,
or act1v1ues stories.
I hereby
challenge Beacon readers to respond:
Do you want chlordia zepoxide 10
mg or another full page of stories
for and about you?
Sincerely,
A Concerned Student

Information available
Dear Editor:

Attention
Students!
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Library clo
December 24,
and will reo
January 4, 1
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vacation ...
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Eating Right to Live Sober, a
book written by Katherine Ketcham
and L. Ann Mueller, M.D., and
distributed by Hazeldon (one of the
top chemical dependency rehabilitation centers in this country,
which
publishc:.
self-help
literature and materials for Twelve
Steppers, their families and friends,
and the professionals who work
with them) has been donated to the
Wilkes College Library.
Sincerely,

Please note: All
to the Editor m
signed to ins
validity. The 11
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this semester.

Dorothy Hostler
Class of '79

your break, a
you next~

A pawn in their 2ame

'Tis the night
before Christmas
The day finally ends.
are trying to work in here?" he
candle
is blown out at
yells out the window.
The
children's singing dies out; they heal is turned off, and~
leave, but not until they've thrown don their scarves and
a well-aimed snowball or two at
Ebeneezer's window.

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VOL. XL No. 12 December 10, 1987

Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher

1ij News Editors -Kim Klimek
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-Eddie Lupico
i\ Sports Editors-Bill Kem
-Lisa Miller
~ Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance

Advisor.Tom Bigler
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell

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Staff Photographer-Bruce
Ad Managers-Mark Shedlock
Bd'siness Manager-Joel Fo
-Anne Humphrey
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph I
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"

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Stephanie Ogazalek; .Bill Barber, Kathy Harris, Karen Bere

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Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed Ill
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may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all leuers to
must be signed to insure validity.

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journey."
"Please, spirit, let me sleep,"
says Ebeneezer. · 'Tm tired; I had a
Ebeneezer's given hard day at the office, and I don't
off--for Christmas. really want to hear about this
Christmas stuff now."
home through streets
Too late. Ebeneezer and the
by Karen Beretsky
th Christmas lights, spirit are already airborne. The
mutters to himself, spirit talces Ebeneezer Breiseth
Call her "the eye of the
Bah, humbug! I don't through the homes of many Wilkes
tornado" or the "port in the storm."
one's complaining students, faculty members, and
Most people who pass through
to stay here until workers, all of whom are
23 for final exams. complaining because they had to be Stark lobby find Carol Dippre at
the
New
Wilkes
College
mean, 'I can't get on campus so late this year. "We
Information Desk a calm and
Ihad to stay ioo long couldn't
have
a
traditional
welcoming addition to a dispersed,
roads are icy and snow- Christmas Eve celebration this
diversified, and often hectic campus.
there no buses? Are year, because I didn't have time to
The Campus
Information
es? Bah, humbug. prepare," says more than one
Center
was
set
up
this past
\ want to work."
mother. "I had to go pick up
September to serve as a focal point
Ebeneezer Breiseth Jimmy from school--and here it is,
for all information concerning
to his solitary Christmas Eve, and we're still
Wilkes' student, faculty, and
, fully intending to trying to put the tree up."
community activities.
Got a
office the following
Ebeneezer's reply to all of
question?
Ask
Dippre.
asleep while re- these scenes?
"Bah, humbug!"
Since her job is handling·
Wilkes mission
The spirit finally gives up and
information and because she is still
takes him home.
fairly new to her job, Dippre says
abruptly awoken by a
But Ebeneezer is woken up yet
and singing--and again in the night "Not again," he that she's constantly learning
something new. During a typical
to see a beautiful grumbles.
"Can't a man get a
in green and red decent night's rest around here? All day, she handles all "walk-ins" and
g in front of him. right, I suppose you're the last "call-ins." Specifically, she directs
lost souls to their desired
.. who are you?
spirit; ' Show me what you have to
operates
the
did you get in here?" show me, and let me get back to destinations,
switchboards, works with Campus
rs. "I am the ghost sleep."
Security as a radio base, .md
~Hhe first of three
This time there is no flying.
extension
numbers
will visit you tonight. Ebeneezer and the ghost just appear, generally handles problems and telephone
to show you the in the Annette Evans Alumni questions ranging from, "Do you (which she has memorized), but
have a stapler?" to "Where can I also with Questions like "Who is
," she says.
House. The campus looks very
find
the nurse?"
Dippre also responsible for ...?" and "Where do
Spirits? But I don't different from what Ebeneezer
handles
questions
about
upcoming I go if...?" Campus Information
the meaning of remembers. "Is this the future?" he
academic, atheletic, or social has consequently had to do some
Ebeneezer Breiseth · asks the ghost.
· events.
homework.
me alone! And get
The ghost merely points one
Dippre
receives
and
sends
all
Overall, Dippre stresses the
· groom!"
long, bony finger into the Alumni
be says those words, House. Ebeneezer enters and finds messages for the newly installed need for the people at Wilkes to get
s a gentle tugging on himself in the midst of the faculty's Video Information Center monitors, to know her and to help her
which are also located in the lobby dispense necessary information
a,d realizes that he is annual Christmas party.
They're
of
Stark,
to
Wilkes across campus. "After all," she
t the spirit. "Just hold reminscing over old times when he
technician, says, "I can only give out that
of my robe, and I enters. "Remember that one year, telecommunications
information which is funneled in to
you the spirit of past when we had finals until December Carl Brigido.
From the television production me." During her first few months,
'she tells him gently.
23? That was the worst Christmas studio, the campus news is sent to
she had to search for news to post
next he opens his eyes,
I ever had!" one says. "Our family
the monitors for students, faculty, on the Information Monitors. She
srtS himself as a small
goes to California, to my parents' and all interested onlookers.
is currently using only that
first-grade schoolroom.
house, every Christmas Eve, but
Dippre feels her position at ·. information listed in the college
is decorated for
that year we couldn't leave until late
Information is an important one. calendar and Intercom. She learns
punch and cookies are
at night on the 23rd because I had For a "small" campus, Wilkes can much this way, she smiles, but not
a desk; the teacher is
to give an exam. And if that be quite a confusing maze to those everything. For the most part,
class in Christmas
cEbeneezer's singing, weren't bad enough, the weather who are unfamiliar with it. Dippre Dippre asks that those people who
was so bad our plane got stuck on a
has also found that she's had to do are in charge of campus events,
because school ends
layover in Pittsburgh for 10 hours.
facilities,
and
some research in order to learn seminars,
and he has two days off
Some Christmas that was."
something about each office and performances inform her of their
as. "Bah, humbug,"
Chimes in another, "I wish he department at the College. People plans so that she can better do her
r Breiseth. "Look at
were still here so I could give him a come to her not only asking job of informing others. News
lhey're wasting. They
piece of my mind." Asks a new
pacticing their times
faculty member, "Who?"
weren't for that, he would still be
"President Breiseth! Whatever
"Ebeneezer Breiseth, that's
with
US.•••
II
is
the
matter? You sounded like
dley're just children,"
who. 'The Grinch who stole Christ"Spirit! Spirit! Where am I?" you were screaming at someone. Is
. "Look. You liked
mas,' as we call him around here
Ebeneezer asks, but receives no anything wrong?"
wlk:n you were a child."
this time of year," someone
answer--only
the pointing finger.
Ebeneezer Breiseth opens his
humbug,"
says
answers. "We thought the 23rd was
"Yes,
it's
too
bad
about
eyes
to see the secretaries of
,as the ghost spirits them
bad enough--but the next year, Ebeneezer. After that Christmas Weckesser Hall standing over him.
· 1te · the n"ght some people actually had finals the business, a lot of people started
"What? What day is it? Is
earm
I
,
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E ' Tha
resenting him. He finally left the
is roused by another - mommbgl ok Chri1stmas vbee.
t ,,1
Christmas over yet?" he asks them.
•
th
ds of · was a ac
stmas, to
sure.
school. . . ." the old professor
ume, e soun
Th
.
.
• f
h'
e conversallon conunues, continued. "But it's too bad about
"Christmas? President Breig, commg rom is but Ebeneezer does not here his where he ended up. The Balls Mills
seth, it's only the morning of the
name mentioned again. "Where am Naval Academy--somewhere in the 24th. We still have another day
.. are you the second
I this Christmas, o spirit?" he asks. middle of northeastern Penn- until Christmas," one says.
coming was foretold to
The spirit does not answer him in sylvania, I think--was certainly a
"It's not too late, then?" he
mks the jolly old man words, merely points to a group of step down for him. Ruined his
asks. "A dream. It was all a
111ding, surrounded by older faculty members clustered in a
career, that's for sure. I understand dream. I can't believe it. A dream!
· ·rs, in his Jiving room. comer of the room.
"Breiseth, he's a shell of his former self."
All of you, go home! Stay home!
6c spirit says. "I am the Ebeneezer Breiseth," one mutters.
"Spirit! Spirit! Tell me it's Stay home all day tomorrow! And
· tmas present, and I "Yes, I remember him. Too bad
not true! I'll change! I will! Is it the next day! And the next! Merry
to take you on another about that Christmas business: if it
too late? Spirit!!!!!"
Christmas!"

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Carol Dippre: the port
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releases to the Information Center
should be limited to 25 words, and
include a contact name and
telephone number.
Making Campus Information
an
easily
accessible
and
approachable source of knowledge
is Dippre's job, and the students,
faculty, and administration of
Wilkes all can play a role in
defining just who Dippre is, does,
and can be for them.
The
Information Desk is what the
people here make it, and those who
are involved with Wilkes agree that
a college community such as our
own should be centered around
some common, friendly point.
Having a perso11 who can span the
distances between departments,
buildings, and happenings is a
pos1uve step toward College
cohesiveness. By helping to make
Dippre's job a significant part of
campus life, the people at Wilkes
are helping themselves.

Ebeneezer grabs his coat and
hat and runs out of Weckesser
whistling Christmas carols. · His
secretaries look at each other,
confused. "Wonder what got into
him?" one says.
"Don't question it Let's just
go home. I'm just glad to get the
time off. It looks like this will be
a merry Christmas after all."
From that day forward, Wilkes
never again had school on
December 23--or the 24, either.
And it was said from then on, over
punch and cookies at the faculty
Christmas parties, that Ebeneezer
Breiseth was a man who knew how
to keep Christmas--and keep it
well.
Peace on Earth,
Goodwill toward men!

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December 10, 1987

WHEAT: semester achievements
WHEAT (Wilkes Hunger
Education and Action Taskforce)
formed this year as a student
organization devoted to increasing
campus awareness about domestic
and world hunger. Spearheaded by
Tony Vento, campus minister, the
group set several goals for the
semester to involve interested students in action and awareness
processes toward fighting world
hunger.
The Hunger Banquet was a
symbolic luncheon that allowed
participants to experience the proportional division of wealth in the
world, as well as the relative types
of food eaten by each division.
Attendees, which included administration, faculty, and students, were

Opinion

divided randomly into three groups against world hunger. Despite bad
representing the three "worlds." weather, there was a large turnout.
The first world, 15%, ate a catered The walk is held annually by the
lunch of croissant sandwiches and Wyoming Valley Council of
sparkling grape juice. The second Churches.
world, 30%,_ had peanut butter and
Third, WHEAT sponsored a
jelly sandwiches with milk. The canned food drive for all members
third world, 55%, had rice and of the campus community. The
beans. The event served as an infl- donations were distributed to needy
ucnce on the consciousness each families throughout the area
participant had about world hunger. through the "Feed a Friend" proDonations were also accepted for gram .sponsored by Channel 16 and
the world hunger cause.
the Commission on Economic
The second event of the group . Opportunity. Additionally, dorm
was a CROP (Christian Rural students who abstained from eating
Overseas Program) walk held in in the cafeteria for one or two meals
conjunction with local churches and had the cost of the meal credited to
schools. The purpose of the 10 · the national Oxfam America agekilometer walk was to raise money ncy. This is an international agethrough sponsors for the fight ncy that funds self-help development projects and provides disaster relief in poor countries aro
the world.

Land of the free
by Lenny Skursky
A major item in
these past fi
_u.s .the Cuban
~ - u,6 ~
problem. -Americans were
- alarmed when they discovered that
thousands of refugees were being
held in detention centers, and some
were to be sent back to the oppressive system they escaped from.
Even though they burnt buildings
and held hostages, these poor
refugees recieved the sympathy of
most Americans. The question is:
Why?
For an answer I looked to
history. Before 1962, Cuba was
controlled by a violent dictator; a
man who ruled with an iron glove.
His regime consisted of elaborate
palaces for the rich, elegant hotels
and casinos for the tourists and the
worst of all possible conditions for
the poor.
In 1962, Cuba had a revolution, and the regime of Batiste
was overthrown. Within 24 hours
of the revolt, most of the generals,
police chiefs, and other corrupt
officials who maintained this evil
system, were on planes or boats
fleeing for their miserable lives.
As is the norm following any
revolution, America accepts all the
refugees. And, as in this case,
questions not their crimes against
humanity.
Soon after these robber barons
came, the uncles, aunts, brothers,
sisters, cousins, and friends of the
first escapee. The only crime of
this second group was to look away
from the atrocities the first group
committed. Then Castro announced
that Cuba was now communist.
Now the boats were full of the rest
of the middle class. But all the
refugees were now called "the lucky
few who escaped the terrors of
communism."
Over the years, more and more
Cubans found their way to
America. And to tell the truth,
they have been a useful, productive

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addition to our nation ~
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left out of o~ir pres~nt fac1Ety) will
founct:c ·~
to get rid of his
also be put 111 on the first floor.
problems (peoplewise). Send them
. ~eatures on. the second floor
to America. A system by which he
wil~ mclude a kitchen, a balcony
could eliminate internal opposition
which surrounds the gy~n floor, _
to his regime:
export the
confercnceroomsandmulu-purpose by Kim Klimek
These identify a gif~ al
dissidents.
rooms which can be used as
child's sex and age,
This program worked so well
classrooms, Pesta said.
In the spirit of the Chri.stmas
newborns to age 10."
that he showed how magnan1mous
He said that another great season, the Wilkes College biology
Vento said to take a
he could be. He emptied all his
feature will be of help during events club, Circle K and the fellowship
put the tag and gift
prisons and mental hospitals and
like graduation is the fact that this program have prepared a "giving
"Giving Tree" by
sent the inmates to America. These
huge
building
will be air tree." This tree in Stark lobby
so they can be fairly
arc the people who are now in
conditioned.
holds 202 names of needy children
with help of local
detention centers.
The projected completion date in the Wilkes-Barre vicinity.
agencies. Wilkes s
Not all the refugees were
of the Sports/Conference Center,
According to Tony Vento,
deliver the gifts to the 202
locked up. Those who were sick
according to Charles is December campus
minister,
"this
bare
were put in hospitals. Those who
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were pardoned. But the murderers, ■
rapists, and other hardened criminals
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Because we have all of Cuba's ■
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worked out another agreement by
which all these murderers and other
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lawbreakers here arc to be sent back
to Cuba.
To this I agree. Send those
criminals we should never have
accepted and those who took adFREE NOID POSTER
vantage of the freedoms in America
with
any large pizza
through criminal action back to
( .,upon must be mentioned "'hen 0,derinv
Cuba. Their fear of being sent back
is why they hold hostages and bum
buildings. By sending them back,
one coupon per pizza
America could show the whole
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punishment for a crime against ■ r
humanity, don't come here.
2. When you come here
LATE NIGHT SPECIAL!
and commit a crime, we'll send you
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12"
pizza with one topping $4.75
right back.
with at least one topping
.f\fter 9:00 pm only.
If you check our history, this
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where they were wanted to stand
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,Waldner, a political
Connerly served as
officer of Oglethorpe
Adanta, Georgia, was
ire,sidentofacademic
[lcgan his job in midsaid that he will be
faculty and adminlO help define and
academic mission
~ college. He will
for all academic
S111dent Affairs, the
, the Registrar's
ial Aid, and the
(lraduate Studies and

e identify a gift,
.'s sex and age,
,oms to age 10."
Vento said to
the tag and
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hey can be f ·
help of local
cies.
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oderately. The week was highlighted by an event billed as "A
Drink with the Deans." For two
hours, students could mingle with
administration while sipping nonalcoholic "mixed" drinks.
The
drinks were sponsored by campus
groups who support moderate
drinking. A chapter of BACCHUS
(Boost Alcohol Consciousness
Concerning
the
Health
of
University Students) began on
campus this semester. The purpose
of the group is not to keep students
from drinking altogether, but rather,
to inform them of the potential
danger in excessive alcohol consumption.

Aids taskforce created

The issue of AIDS is being
addressed by a campus committee
rviewees for comprised of several faculty and
n from over I 00 administration members. Accorent Christopher ding to Jane Lampe-Groh, dean of
dner was the student affairs, the charges of the
d "fit the current taskforce will be to develop an
• The "current sit- AIDS educational plan for the
es the college's college as well as recommending
to refonn both the
college procedures in the event_ ~t
and the governance an AIDS case is identified withm
· th explained that the college.
te position ht.cause he
Mary Supey, director of health
1 Oglethorpe what we services, said the committee is
6,bere--revise the core investigating the possibility of
IX! market the inst- discussing AIDS in phys ed classes,
dorms, and other methods of
information transfer. "Education is
the weapon to combat Aids at this
point," she said. Any question~ or
Alcohol Awareness concerns about this deadly VlfllS
)9-25) was a week to may be addressed by cal~ng
of the effects of Helpline (829-134 I) and req?esung
ooe's body and actions. the AIDS hotline, or by calling the
lion was stressed and Health Service Department at
~ available to advise extension 494. For confidentiality,
potential complic- the caller is not obligated to state
ming alcohol imm- _ his or her name.
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The new logo
The new Wilkes logo came
about with a recognized need for a
visible symbol representing the
college.
According to Jane
Manganella, director of public
relations, the logo and signs will
make identification of campus
structures much easier. Eventually,
all major buildings on campus will
have signs.
Previous to the
creation of the logo, there were no
clear signs to inform visitors and
the general public of the college's
buildings. A question concerning
the status of the traditional college
seal arose from several college
factions. "The [college] seal is
entirely different and . . . will be
used where appropriate," said
Manganella. The new "W" was
designed by a Philadelphia firm,
Signtactics, and adopted by the
Presidential · Cabinet for use on
campus. The logo also replaced the
Colonel on folders, keychains, and
other traditional trinkets and
paraphenalia

New regional alcohol
program to benefit
community
The college announced the
creation of a Drug and Alcohol
Abuse Education Center on campus
to serve the region. A renewable
grant of $64,000 from. the U.S.
Department of Education was
procured for this purpose. The
Center will serve as an educational
training resource for the county's 12
school districts. The project will
provide local teachers with ~
opportunity to gain college credits
by participating in a
45 hour
course to provide them with the
knowledge and ability to recognire
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Michael Garr, assistant professor of
sociology and anthropology, was
named project director. He viewed
the program as a necessity and said
that "if we're to confront . . . the
drug problem, teachers need to be
on the front line edge. There is a
growing need to sensitire teachers
to drug problems students may face.
The first step is education."

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The program proper will be
instituted through the College's
graduate department under the
~ - curricular direction of Dr. Mahmoud
~ - - Fahmy, dean of graduate studies.
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Other features of the project include
.,._.,,.. undergraduate courses for selected
~ majors as well as seminars to
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mobilize adults to help the young
"'"- =· overcome this threat.
President
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New vending
machines: profits,
condoms, cigarettes?
College-owned vending machines replaced all of the contracted
machines formerly found on campus this year. This move provided
an increased profit from sales in the
machines by eliminating a "middleman" as well as increased control
of this profit by the Business
Office. As in the past, profits will
go mostly to student activity
groups. Overall, profits should
outweigh the costs of the
replacement.
This event has not been
without its share of controversy,
however. The question of whether
or not condoms and cigarettes
should be sold in the machines
raised considerable dust With the
spread of AIDS, the use of
protection against sexually transmitted disease is a growing concern.
Condoms are now available for
pwchase in the college booksto~
and are available free of charge m
the Health Services Office.
A
committe.e was formed to determine
what items would be sold in the
vending machines; eventually it
recommended to the President's cabinet that condoms be sold in separate machines placed "discreetly" in
every residence hall. The cab~net
approved this recommendation.
According to Paul O'Hop, vicepresident of business affairs, 19
dispensers have been ordered and
will be installed over the Christmas
break. Each machine will hold 120
condoms for discreet pwchase. The
committe.e also agreed unanimously
to discontinue sales of cigarettes_in
the machines.

Peace pole erected in
Stark courtyard
"May Peace Prevail On Earth"
proclaims the peace pole erected in
the courtyard of Stark Leaming
Center. The pole was the gift of
visiting Japanese actress, Chik:ae
Ishikawa. While visiting WilkesBarre this summer, she decided to
extend the message of peace to the
college community by providing a
visual message. The quotation is
inscribed on the pole in four
languages:
English, Polish,
Hebrew and Arabic. Polish was
chosen because of the large local
population of this heritage, and the
latter two due to the need for peace
in the Middle East

New logo:

Homecoming
weekend: bonfire,
dorm displays,
king and queen
Homecoming Weekend began
Thursday (10-27) night with the
spirited bonfire. The Wilkes cheerleadets and Colonel led the crowd in
cheers as the fire raged. The newly
elected football tri-captains tossed
an effigy of the opposition into the
towering
flames.
Student
Government
~sident
John
Rosania read the names of the nominees for the 1987 Homecoming
Court as the crowd roared wildly.
President Christopher Breiseth then
read the names of the eight
finalists. These were: Matt Ryan,
Mike Zobel, Brian Dorsey, Ed
Gallagher, Kristen Kolensky, Leah
Kulikowski, Sue Novobilski, and
Michele Novobilski. After this,
George Ralston, dean of student
affairs emeritus, led the cheerleaders
and finalists in the traditional "Go
Wilkes!" cheer.
Friday afternoon, club and
, dorm displays were judged on such
things as originality and ~tsmanship. The best overall display
was McClintock Hall with its
"Lebanon Valley Cemetery" display.
Dorm members worked
"under pressure" to make banners,
hang bats from tree branches, and
make a dummy of the dead Lebanon
Valley quarterback. Cue 'N Curtain
garnered the award for best club
display. Their display was twofold .
First, there was a bell tower
facsimile with a sign proclaiming
"The Cue 'n Curtain Ringing the
Way to Victory." Second, a huge
silver shovel was half-buried in the
ground and read: "We're Burying the
Opponents." The best dorm display
was won by Waller South. The
theme was "The Dedication" and
consisted of a ship entitled the S.S.
Waller, a sign saying "We dedicate
this ship for the Wailers," as well
as a champagne bottle and glass,
balloons and streamers:
Saturday afternoon was the big
Homecoming football game against
Lebanon Valley.
The Colonels
dusted the Dutchmen in a 41-20
victory. Unfurling banners along
the fence around the field revealed
the enthusiasm of a charged crowd.
The electricity soared at halftime
.
when Breiseth announced the names
of the King and Queen: . ~d
Gallagher and Michele Novobilski.

The Beacon staff
offers everyone
best wishes
for an enjoyable
holiday season.
May PEACE guide
and flll your llfe. '-u~~
(good luck on flnalsl)

�PAGE SIX

December 10, 1987

Campus Leader

The Programming Board
straight, and itemizing the budget." mittcc."
Committee looks bright for next the showcase by t
Zelek, or D.Z., is a senior elecAndrew Morrell is a junior semester. They, along with the the SUB to Stark
Our usual format for the trical engineering major from telecommunications major from
Novelty Committee, will put to- any other open bi
"Campus Leader" series is to pick Lebanon, PA. He enjoys skiing Kingston, PA. Besides the Board gether a series known as the campus. So you h
one person who is a leader and who and is an R.A. in Miner Hall. he is involved with WCLH. Saturday Night Subset (SUB-set). with your head
makes a difference; in most cases, When you sec his title you prob- Morrell feels that "Oscar Peterson, He calls it "a neat change. We'll miss something!
the president of a club. This week ably think, "What is a Novelty?". John Cotrane, and Pat Methancy finally be able to put the SUB to
Films Co-cha
it was too difficult to choose just "A Novelty is any act that doesn't (musicians) arc the closest thing to work as it should be -- a Feature and Keith Dorton
one leader from this organization, fall into any other category, religion in this world." He also Performance Arca!" Some Subset next semester a m
so instead, we chose the entire nothing that is straight," says feels "that the next big trend will be acts to look for arc a traditional folk way of movies.
executive board of the Wilkes Col- Zelek.
Ivory Soap, Rice Krispics, and guitarist, a seering rockabilly trio engineer from V
lege Programming Board as cJur
I asked Zelek how he goes S tudcbakcrs."
from Delaware, and the return or Dorton, a senior
"Campus Leader."
Morrell's method of picking Barry Drake.
about selecting the acts that we see.
ering major from
The board is made up of six
have already bcgu
very hard working and dedicated insemester. They
S O !. o
dividuals. The Chairman of the
opinion polls to s
Board is Mark Vetovitz. The rest
of finding out th
/
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of the board is made up of Don
movies. They
Zelek, Novelty chairman; Andrew
like to run a n
Morrell, Solo-Concert chairman;
"series." The series
Kim Evans, Publicity chairperson;
movies that are similar
and Tom Urso and Keith Dorton,
(actor, director, theme,
Film co-chairmen. The board's facdefinite movies, I can\
ulty advisor is Student Activities
away, it's a secret. It
Director Amy Wiedemer.
the fun."
The Programming Board was
At the bcginn·
born in the fall semester of 1985.
month Vetovitz, Zcl
Wiedemer brought the idea with her
and Evans all attended
from the University of Pittsburgh
Association of Campus
and Indiana University of Pen(NACA) Conference. N
nsylania. The students who made
"governing body" of
the dream a reality were Eric Chase,
ming Board. Most of
Joe Ferdinand, Doug White, Sandy
see are NACA span
Adams, Zelek, and Vetovitz. Alconference there were
though they had no events in that
"spotlighted" for every
first semester, they did begin to
there the Wilkes boord
plan and, most importantly, apply
with many fresh idra
for and gain a budget. In the spring
contacts for acts. Mm!
semester the programs started with
was an award they
the "Rocky Horror Picture Show."
Wilkes was made a
The next event was the board's first
"Co-op
Buying
live event, Jimmy Landry. From
Club," for putting 2
there, the rest is history.
buying. "Co-op bu •
V ctovitz, or Cheese as he is
to the stock markc~•
affectionately known, hails from Pictured arc the members of The Board, (L to R) Andrew, Kim(in oicturc),.Don, Tom, Keith, and Mark (standing). the board's Co-op
Bethlehem, PA and is· a junior en- He told me that he goes through his his artists is a little different from
Publicity Chairperson, Kim buying meetings arc
gineering management major. His files and watches tapes, remembers Zelck's. Beside watching tapes and Evans is from Scotch Plains, NJ conferences and are
interests include money, BMW's who he likes and tries to get them. searching the files he likes to use and is a junior communications wants what act and
and cash. His Christmas wish is, He usually can't get all of the ones the "performance ratings" in Pro- major. "If I had one wish for available. If different
"I hope by next semester we have a that he likes because of price or gramming Magazine. These ratings Christmas," says Evans, "I would an act around the
budget the size of Donald Trump's poor timing, but he does get one or say what other schools think of an wish that I could tum apathy into decreases the price."
Swiss bank account!" He has been two and puts the rest back into his artist. He says that a school's rep- money so we could have a really
Thanks to the
chairman since last year. According file for next time. One that he got utation is very important to what big show like Eddie Murphy-- for Board, the student
to Vetovitz, the duties of chairman and was pleased with was Ron acts they get "Because of people $1 with ID. Her duty is to sec that ~ can complain of ~
include "overseeing all events that Darian. "I was pleased with it (the like Barry Drake, they (other all publicity posters are in a place thing-to-do-on-this
are done by other department chair- show). It was the first time we've performers) want to play Wilkes. where they will be seen by the me. So, congrat
t&gt;COple, keeping the calendar had a comedy club atmosphere. It We've heard that"
college community. Evans told me you programming •
was a novelty for the Novelty ComThe future of the Solo-Concert that she usually puts her posters in ers." And thanks.
by Lee Morrell

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Radio theater a hit
by Andrew-Morrell
Radio drama shed its boxed
boundries last Friday night at the
Center for the Performing Arts.
Dr. Michael O'Neill, director of the
Wilkes Theater Deptartment, and
WVIA FM Radio co-sponsored an
evening with Dan Osmond of the
"Fireside Theater," a renowned radio
drama ensemble.
The two hour presentation fe-

atured audio scenes and events that knew it, the dial was turned and the
put wings on your imagination. show was over.
Some short radio pieces during the
Of particular note was the
first half of the show warmed the genius work ol Sam Shepard. The
intimate audience up for the superb frustrated narrators of the piece
closing half of the show.
could never find their story a plot.
Osmond played full length (20 Idea after idea was erased in our
minute) features by Woody Allen, imagination. But in their search for
Sam Shepard, as well as his own a plot, they created one. Although
Fireside compositions. The splen- the story ends apparently plotless,
did sound from the stage made the • Shepard has taken us to the deepest
pieces sound very real. Before we comers of our own personalities.

He is in us all.
If you're wondering where you
can fin.ct out about radio drama, you
can contact Dr. O'Neill at ext. 416,
or you can tune in to WVIA, 89.9
FM every Sunday night at 6:30 for
Radio
Drama;
o~
write:
WVIAFM
Old Boston Rd.
Pittston, PA 18640

tlie
First Ai
(Chris and The
Nursing major
ever you are!)
Thanks for
last Thursday
Ii ttle accident
you guys I'd
stuck in the ele
three weeks we'
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bury the gym

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1e showcase by the
le SUB to Slark
1y other open bil
1mpus. So you
ith your head
iss something!
Films Co-c
1d Keith Dorton
:xt semester a m
1y of movies.
gineer from V
)rton, a senior el
ng major from
ve already begun
nester.
They
inion polls to st
finding out the
,vies.
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! to run a n
ries." The sc ·
vies that are si
tor, director, the
inite movies, I
1y, it's a secret
fun."
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1th V etovitz,
Evans all a uc
ociation of
,CA) Conf;
rcming
g Board.
arc NACA
crence the
tlightcd" c;
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many fre
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rences and
1 what a
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:t around
Lses the p
'hanks to
, the s tu
omplain
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nght folks, the last Gym
our beloved gym is swift! y
will be Saturday nig
m and will feature
w York band, Vienna.
made up of four gu
ork area. They ha
gether since last A pr
hey have toured t
s along with the norm
East Coast. They w
such exotic places
ndanavia, and Pue
is made up of Geor
; Mark Telesca, ba.
allaro, keyboards; a
drums. All of the gu

y. if you are wonderi
, il has llil1hin.g to
loci song of the sa
"It was the first n
l hate," said Manto

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by ~a:nctng ~n~ pa:rtytng from
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year, when we
or each act, we've
p each event and
its own award.
ned on September
bang. The bang was
Nous the band from
dance of the year.
super and everyone
a good time. This
was evidence of the
10 come.

ing lhe dance came the
of the 1987-88 Solot his unique brand of
· music/comedy to the
Ccnlel and delighted the
aext weekend was one of
of lhe semester for the
· g Board. Don't gel me
~ along with the very few
auendcd, enjoyed Chip
and lhe Stingers very
problem wasn't the muI was lhe fact that no one
There were only about
people, at most, in atThcrefore the failure was
students, not the act
year's first visit by a true
• came next.
Peter
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Scorpio- Well kid, this is going to hurt me more than
it is going to hurt you. It's just not going to be that
easy this week. In fact, it is going to be down right
hard. So, stick with it and don't give up.
Pisces- A little suprise may just be coming around
the corner. Be on the lo.ok out for it.
Leo- Stop worrying about things you can't change.
You can't change them so why waste your time.

rogramm1ng

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alist in gymnastics, lectured on his
philosophy for success. His three
part lecture kept everyone interested, and it all came to a great
finish with a performance of his
medal winning routine on the
pommel horse. Having met him, I
can honestly say, he was the nicest
person to perform.
The next show was another
installment of the Solo-Concert
Series. The artist was female folk
singer Patty Larkin. The combination of her songs and her voice
made her show most enjoyable. As
I've heard so often, "The broad can
(could) sing!"
Musicians and lecturers weren't
the only people brought to Wilkes.
We also had comedians. The next
show involved a comedian named
Tim Cavanagh. Cavagnagh was famous for his comedy renditions of
songs for the Dr. Dcmento radio
show.
Although I missed this
show I heard he was very funny.
The next installment of the
Solo-Concert Series brought a
different brand of music to us. This
was the music of Kirk Edwards.
The only way to categorize this
music would be as rockin' country.
It was fast moving, foot tapping
country style music that kept the
packed Stark lobby musically
satisfied.
Comedy was back in full force
the next week, but it hit us with
doublc the strength. The second
(darelsayannual)ComedyLaff-Off
this year featured juggling fun-

Aries- Oh, oh. Yes this week--if you don't stop it--you
will slip into total abstraction in the eyes of your
friends. Be a little bit down to earth this week.
Libra- When are you going to learn? Things don't
always have to t?e perfect. No one will ever be happy
if he or she is not satified. Let's work at being happy.

nyman Jack Swersie and accomplishcd stand-up comedian Ron
Darian. The show was highlighted
by Swersie's juggling and Darian's
Cancer- Give your friends an inch and they take a
Captain Kirk.
mile. If this is true, don't stop giving. Just be a little
The second failure of the
more thrifty this week.
semester was the oldies dance.
From what I've been told, normal
Virgo- Just because you think you have everything
gym dance attendance is over three
hundred. This dance barely made
under control does not mean things can backfire
one hundred. The Pros were the
once and a while. If you are over-conifdent, you will
D.J.s for this; too bad no one
be in for a big surprise. Virgo, play it safe.
heard.
The most recent event was last
Gemini- This is your time to shine--Happy Week.
weekend's Solo Concert featurin~
Karen Goldberg. Although I was
Go and enjoy because you earned it. Just don't be a
not there, I hear she was super.
glutton for fun, or you too will be in for a big suprise.
The highlight of the evening was
the "Name the Belltower" contest.
Sagittarius- Be a friend to a friend; they too are
Make sure you salute "Hank" next
important. Don't be selfish, you may lose more than a
time you pass by.
This weekend will be the
friend.
LASt gym dance in the old gym.
· The band will be Vienna so come
Capricorn- Stop your complaning -- things are not
on out and bury our friend in
that bad. Act like an adult.
style!
Beside all of the fin~ live
programs that the Programming
Taurus- Brother Bull!!! Give yourself some time to
Board brought you, there were all of
have some time. The less free time you have the
the movies they offered. They
more work you have to do. You have to work
showed such box office hits as
sometimes,
not all the time.
"Crocodile Dundee," "Back to
School," "Projett X," "Burglar,"
and Academy Award winner
Aquarius- Please be good this week. You think that
"Platoon."
you are getting away with all those "bad" things (you
So, Mark Don Andy Kim
know what I mean) that you do. But, someone is
Tom Keith and Amy, once again,
watching everything you do, and you are going to be
congratulations on anotheroutstandin big trouble.
ing semester of programming.
Good Luck for next semester -- we • - -- - - - -- - do appreciate your efforts.

�PAGEEIGJIT

December

10. 1-987

A different perspective

I really love football
by Bill Barber
Well, the Holiday season will
soon be upon us like a linebacker,
and along with all that food will
come the national event watching
football on television. Now I realize that there are some things one
should never tackle in the open
torum: motherhood, apple pie, the
flag, and, oh sin of sins, football!
I also know that a large portion of
our society feels that football is the
sport of the gods, and I would gladly leave it alone to enjoy that status, except for the fact that there is a
limit to just how much football
one can watch without turning into
a mental mudspot
Here's your typical family
getting together for Christmas.
Everyone is trying to be just as
sweetsie-nice as possible -to everyone else. Sixteen or seventeen women are fussing in one kitchen, a
sure sign of impending disaster.
One hundred and forty children are
playing touch-tag in the living
room, and the men are all squatting

fo!;'yard in the t.v. room, beer in but some of them are even willing
hand, to noisily participate in--o to put up money. This is getting
deadly.
hallowed event--The Game!
There on the wide screen eightNow, I don't mind a little
een
overdressed
muscl~ men are
touch football in the back yard to
get the old cardio-vascular going, · clustered and humped over a tiny
and I think that everyone should get ball. All ofa sudden, bolJm!, everyout, at least to the home games, body is pounding everybody else
and support our Colonels. But this into the turf and the ball is flying
business of sitting in front of a tv. through the air · and these
for hours on end does get a bit muscle men in purple are being
cloying.
very cruel to the muscele men in
Does this not strike any one gray -- tripping them, squatting on
else as odd? I submit to you the them, banging into them. And the
evidence: first of all, taking the men with the beer are scrunching
game seriously for a moment, how forward with great whoops and
is it decided in advance that all the w e I expect them to_ say:
men gathered in front of the t.v. are " ow a- broken tibia," or, "oh,
rooting for the same team? Ever m
some fractured ribs." But
wonder that? Some of the players no, they are rooting instead for the
are wearing purple and some of the stupid ball which has moved six
players are wearing gray. I think feet on the muddy field.
the gray uniform is more coorNow, if they were a little more
dinated than the purple one so I organized the musclemen in the
think, o what the hell, lets go for purple could have their turn and
the gray. Wrong! Everyone else walk the ball to their end of the
has decided the purple should win. field and then give the muscle men
How they have reached this in the gray their chance to walk the
collective decision is beyond me,

Beacon at the movies

Holiday
flicks
by John Gordon
This Christmas season brings
some promising motion pictures
along with it Here's the order of
movies on my Christmas list.
These are only predictions from
what I've seen or heard about the
following films.:
#1

Empire of the Sun (Dec. 11)-

A Steven Spielberg · directed
film which shows the invasion of
Shanghai by iapanese military
forces in 1941. The story is told
through the eyes of a young boy.
The preview clips look extremely
lavish for this film. It's first on
my list!
#2
street (Dec. 11)A multimillionaire corporate
raider (Michael Douglas) is pitted
against an aspiring young trader
(Charlie Sheen). It's directed by
Oliver Stone (Platoon). This film
should be interesting at the time of
the "Crash of '87." Daryl Hannah
also stars.
#3 Eddie MUIJ)hy, Raw (Dec. 18)A concert movie promoting
his current "Raw" tour. I saw
Murphy live in October at

wan

Maryland. The material should be
basically the same--hilarious!
#4 Batteries Not Included (Dec.
18)A Spielberg Chritmas comedy
about little living machines from
space. They come to earth to save
tenement inhabitants from getting
the boot out of their homes: Good
· idea! Should pack lots of laughs.
#5 Leonard--PartIV (Dec. 18)He's as much fun as Eddie
Murphy, and now he has a new
comedy/suspense film coming out.
Bill Cosby plays the art of a
restauranteur who comes out of
retirement to fight a plot that would
rid the world of all animals. Good
luck Bill!
#6 Throw Momma from the Train
(Dec. 18)Danny Devito's mother is a
menace, and he wants Billy Crystal
to do her in. I LOVE IT! That
says enough.
Next Issue- Brief reviews and
ratings of these six films.

John Gordon's reviews appear
weekly and are his own opinions.
You can also catch John on WCT1V.

ball to their end. No mess. No
fuss. Then everyone could shed
those clumsy uniforms, put' on a
sweater and go to the movies.
No? My idea is getting nixed,
badly. The Game is on, and after
that game there is another game
coming on. And then there's tomorrow's game. The BIG GAME!
What can that be? Is the ball
bigger? Or are the uniforms multicolored? What's the difference?
Sooner or later the ball is going to
go to one end of the field and then
back to the other end of the field,
and conversation will be limited to
grunts and groans and "O boy's."
The ladies will keep fussing over
the Holiday trimmings and the men
have reduced themselves to shouting at the television and we call
this a Holiday?
Pardon me if I'm yawning.
Excuse me while I dabble in a good
book this afternoon. Please forgive
me while I retreat to the attic to
pour through old albums of photographs of people who may or

may not have gotten
without football.
Well, it could be
game is over. The nCJI
yet to begin. The men
pie and the children
busting their new
basement The worr.:a
ing and stacking and
the kitchen. I, in the ·
afternoon, have what
described as a killer
when suddenly so
"Hey, is anyone going IO
game?!"
"No!" I want to say,
no game today. They'YI
football for the rest of
But no such luck. The
have finally slung th
in their chairs to burp
discussing -- not the
Now they are p
Yes they are. They're
plotting the details of
fun it would be to g«
guns and head out into
ass-assinate deer!

Goldberg and
Webster team
for success
with another original song about
Jesus called "I Feel a Need."
Tim is well suited to this type
The latest installment of the of performance. His stage presence
Programming Board's Solo Concert is excellent, he interacts well with
Series was performer Karen the crowd, and certainly knows his
Goldberg. Karen has been perform- stuff! He has a unique andj.ntering for fifteen years on the college esting voice and we hope to be
circuit and has played with such seeing and hearing more from him
famous acts as Ritchie Havens, in the future.
Karen Goldberg began her set
Dave Mason, and rlle Dregs. Presently, she's opening for the group with an a cape/la Joni Mitchell tune
that was lovely. She then played
10,000 Maniacs.
Opening the show for Karen the title song from her album, "The
Goldberg, was Wilkes Co!lege's Lion in Me." This was definitely
own Tim Webster, a freshman one of her better original songs.
music major originally from Con- Some others were, "Strings of
necticut. Tim started his set with Wings," a mournful tune about the
"Black Water," a Doobie B,others atrocities of killing animals for the
tune. Tim's rendition was defin- sport (she wrote it while staying at
itely excellent He went on with the Chester Motel in Delaware
two original songs, "I'm Taking a during duck hunting season);
"Cocooning," a tribute song to the
Br~the" and "In the Comer of My
Room." Tim is a talented young couch potatoes of America;
man in that he not only does cover "Dreams On A String," a song
songs but also writes and performs about "screwed up relationships;"
his own material. One particularly "Biological Clock," an upbeat tune
. memorable song was "Satin Doll," insprired by the movie "The Big
a jazzy song that used an unusual Chill;" "To Like After Loving;"
technique -- playing on the frets of "Talk To Myself;" "The Nature of
the guitar in the style of Stanley The Chase," about an older waitress
Jorden. Tim finished out his set
by Stephanie Oga7.alek and
Korrie Anne Everett

who tries to pick up a
and "Sovriengty," a song
dog. Karen also did
from Marti Jones, S
Joni Mitchell, Jacm
Ricki Lee Jones, and 1
Tim Webster, a Clris
tune originally done
Raite.
Karen Goldberg is
woman with an excell~
a real talent for music
her ..original songs
sounding inane. They
and entertaining but
deal with issues that
earth or changed any
ideas. She tended to
cliches in her lyrics,
"between a rock and a
Karen Goldberg
opening for 10,000
near future, and keepan
her forthcoming
Contrast." Ms. Goldbclg
talented woman and
her perfonnance on S
were lucky to catchsocb
Keep your eyes peeled
great acts coming yo11
Wilkes College.

�PAGE NINE

December 10, 1987

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December 10, 1987

Women hoopsters competed
in · tourney
by Lisa Miller
Last Tuesday, the Lady
Colonels' basketball team defeated
visiting FDU-Madison for the
team's first victory of the 1987-88
season. They also competed in a
tournament this past weekend,
coming away with second place in
the tourney. Wilkes' record now
stands at 2-3.
Freshman Kelly Ruff led the
way with 20 points and 10
rebounds.
Junior co-captain
Melissa Kennedy recorded 14 points
while senior co-captain Diana
Smith and freshman
Nicole
Kovaleski pumped in 10 points a
piece.
Freshman starter Angie

Miller chipped in nine points for
the Colonel cause.
At
half-time
the
Lady
Colonels held a 33-32 lead over the
Jersey Devils.
Over the weekend the women's
basketball
team
traveled
to
Rochester, NY to play in the St.
John Fisher Tournament. The team
fared pretty well as they won the
opening game on Friday night
against Western New England 10962. However in the final game on
Saturday they fell to St. John
Fisher 86-58. The Lady Colonels
placed second in the tournament
In Friday's game Kennedy led
the team in scoring with 22 points.
She also had six rebounds, five

steals, and one assist.

Miller had

21 points for the Lady Colonels'
cause. Smith added 11 points while
Kovaleski chipped in 10 points.
Smith led, the way in scoring
in Saturday's game.
Kovaleski
followed with 14 points and
Kennedy had 12. Miller led the
team in rebounding with six and
Kennedy had five.
The Lady Colonels were at
home last night playing the
Falcons of Messiah. Their next
home game will be the Wilkes'
Letterwomen's Tournamen on
January 9-10. The Lady Cclonels
would appreciate the support of the
students, faculty and staff.

Matmen
Continued from p. 12

Scott Schlacher major
on the scoreboard with a thrilling 5- Mike Schroat 13-2.
4 victory over Keith Stanford. For
Bauer it was a sweet victory over
his former team.
All-American Dennis Mejias
brought the Colonel faithful to
their feet with a pin at the 4:31
mark.
Navy then got its first points
as Eastern Champ Matt Treasster
defeated Ron Miller 9-3.
Frank Castano then showed a
lot of heart as he won a tough 3-2
decsion at 142. With the victory
in the 142 class the Colonies were
ahead 12-3.
Joe Iannuzzi continued his
outstanding wrestling with a 5-2
victory at 150. After five bouts the
Colonels held a 15-3 lead. But
Navy would go on to win four "'Ut
of the next five matches. Fr. nk

Palanchi at I90 to tie
18 all.
In the heavy
Navy's John Devine
advantage to record apin
Schannuer to give Navy
victory.
The Colonies
regroup after this tough
Millersville on W
ember 9 at home.
Open will be held on
3

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Men's

Exeter, PA. She was also a two
time All-Star. "Nicole is our most
prom1smg
freshman
prospect
inside. She will provide us with
scor-ing, rebounding, and shot
blocking. Once Nicole learns our
system and adjusts to college ball
she will be hard to stop," stated
Kest.
Freshman JoAnne McDonald
was team MVP and named to the
AII-Sfar team in her senior year at
Cardinal Brennan in Girardville,
PA.
"JoAnne has _a knack for
always being around the ball. Her
physical
play
will
definitly
strengthen our front line," said
Kest. Freshman Kelly Ruff was a
three year letter winner and team
captain at Schuykill Haven, PA.
She also made the All-Stars in her
senior year. "Kelly is one of the
hardest workers I've ever had. She
is a very physical player who likes
to rough it up inside with the
bigger players. She works well
along the baseline and adds to our

Two named Gridders gain honors
to Confernce
team
With the spoils of victory
come the rewards, such is the
case for members of this year's
Wilkes Football Team.
All-American Tony DiGrazia
was named ECAC Player of the
Year. Also for this year's fine
performance, DiGrazia was named
first team All-MAC.
Also
rece1vmg
ECAC
honors were Bob Wall and
Rodger Morgans.
Wall was
named first team defensive back
and also was named first team
All-MAC. Morgans was named
Rookie of the Year for his fine
play at linebacker.

Carl
DeLuca and
Sean
Meagly
also received
MAC
honors. DeLuca was named first
team
quarterback;
DeLuca
finished tenth in the nation in
passing.
Meagly
received
honorable mention at kicker.
This past Sunday the team
held their annual team dinner.
At the event, DiGrazia was
named offensive MVP, while
Wall captured defensive honors.
Tim Hopkins and DeLuca were
recipients of the Attitude award.
Captians for next year will be
Joe Daches, Mark Habeeb, and
Jirn Byrne.

Reese'
Continued from p. 12

that I was at Kingston High School
for two years and had about 75 to
Two members of the Wilkes
80 wrestlers out. It was a bit of a
College field hockey team were
shock coming from a great number
named to Middle Atlantic Conof wrestlers to a very small
ference All-Conference team. They
number," said Coach Reese about
are seniors Joyce Dait and Debbie
his first year. "I remember going
DeCeasare.
•
home and telling my wife that I
Dait, is an electrical enginthought I should probably just be a
eering major and a four year starter
referee and forget about coaching."
for the team. She was one of the
Of course, he did not forget
top defenders from the midfield and
about coaching. In his 35 years of
added to the scoring with one goal
coaching, his teams have recorded
and three assists this past season.
32 consecutive winning seasons.
DeCeasare, a communication
With a present record of 4-1 thus far
major is a two year starter at half- 1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - , this season it looks like this year's
back.
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the Division III National Championship. This was the first time
that nationals had been held in

hopes to i

10-12 recod
and all

rebound strength," said Kest.
Continued from p. 11
Sophomore Lisa Burak is a
to do to tum the season around. ·"I "Now that we have till
transfer from Gettysburg College
think we've already started to turn under our belts, we
stated. Janene Kasarda was a two
where she played one year. She
things
around. We just have to work a little harder," 1aid
year letter winner and co-captain of
attended Wyoming Seminary in
keep working hard," Nolan said.
Once again Nolan
Lake Lehman in her senior year.
Shavertown, PA where she was a
"Right
now
we
know
can
play
in
scoring
with 21 po
"Janene will provide us with the
100 point scorer and team MVP in
well,
and
that
first
win
helped
a
recorded
20
points and
outside, three point shooting we
her junior and senior seasons.
lot.
We
played
well
as
a
team
in
rebounding
with 10.
need. Once her defense improves
"Lisa gives us not only inside play
(Monday night)," Steeber stated. West was the only
she will see plenty of playing
and rebounding but can also hit the
Well, on Monday night the player in double fi
time," Kest said.
perimeter shots," said Coach Kest.
Colonels
looked like a completely points.
Freshman Amy Melusky was
The Wilkes women's team
different
team
against the Falcons
The Colonels play
a three year letter winner and made
should be a winner this season. So
of Messiah. They seemed to play home game of 1987
the All Stars her senior year at
come on out and cheer the Lady
with more enthusiasm and to- meet East Stroudsburg.
Nativity B.V.M. in Mar-Lin, PA.
Colonels to victory.
getherness
to record victory number is 8:00 p.m. The tc.un
"Amy is a disciplined player who
· The last game of the season is
one.
"The
team started to gell last predate the support of
against Division I Auburn which is
gives us some added depth in the
night (Monday night) and we've got faculty, and staff.
expected to be one of the top teams
backcourt. She is improving day
the ball rolling now," Nolan added.
by day and should develop into a
in the country. "We're not playing
the - season for that one game + - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - fine point guard," Kest said.
Wilkes' inside game should be
against Auburn. I feel it's a good
Colonels
a strong one this year. Freshman
opportunity to see what the caliber Continued from p. 11
of play is at the Division I level.
Nicole Kovaleski should be a great
with 21 points followed by West
It's good for all of Wilkes to see,"
addition. Kovaleski was a 1500
West led the sc
with 19, Nolan with 18, and
stated Kest. Good luck to the Lady
point scorer and was team MVP for
points.
Steeber,
Colonels in what should be a great Gallagher had 11.
two years and league MVP in her
Gallagher each added ei
On Tuesday, November 23 the the Colonel effort.
year.
senior year at Seton Catholic in
Colonies traveled to Williamsport
-------------.-----------------------------1
to play Lycoming in their first

Lady Colonels
Continued from p. 11

key word

s Basketball

Division Ill. What ·
thrill of being nation
that the tournament was
Wilkes. "We just
tournament," said R
six people in the fi
thc.ee champions, three
third, and a fifth, so ei
wrestlers placed in ~
was a tremendous
top team in the natioo
level."
Coach Reese is
Wilkes and the athletic
as a whole. When
he plans to continue
replied, "Hopefully, i
long enough we'll try
He only has 97 more
the magic number
Congratulations Cod
your great accomp
good luck in the futme.

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PAGE ELEVEN

December 10, 1987

's Basketball 1987-88

dy Colonels looking to rebound
st hopes to improve
10-12 record with a
h and all around
e. However, inexbe aworry for a team
of seven freshmen,
lkl only two upper-

...

Coach Kest's highest
relates to the players
last year's team.
m to provide leadbe role models for the
The two returnees are
Smith and junior
y. Smith is a three
point guard and coyear's team. She led
76 assists last year as
ocr speed and deteris one of the best
theconference. The
will depend on
runs the system,"
is the other coa two year starting
l'as also named to the
All Area Team. "I'm

Melissa this season.
the best defensive

compensate for this fact.
She
expects mistakes, but she also
expects the team to progress day by
day to overcome these mistakes.
Kcst already feels that the team she
has this year has progres
uch
further than the tean1 did all last
year. "I have eight people who can
start for me at anytime, as opposed
to last year when I didn't have as
much depth on the bench," Coach
Kest said.
Last year the Wilkes women's
team had problems from the outside
perimeter. This year the team
should be in good hands with the
likes of three freshman. First,
there's Angie Miller.
"Angie
cannot only become one of the best
shooting guards in the league, but
also in the history of Wilkes. She
has a lot of natural ability," Kest
said. Angie was a four year letter
winner and a 1000 point scorer for
Schuykill Haven in Schuykill
Haven, PA. Michelle Toth was a
three year letter winner and a
1987 Wilkes College Women's Basketball Team: seated (1-r} Amy Melusky, Angela
member of the second team All
Miller, Melissa Kennedy (co-captain), Diana Smith (co-captain), Janene Kasarda,
Stars in her district while playing
Michelle Toth.
Standing: Assistant Coach Mary .Jo Hromchak, Liesl Reber (statisfor Hazleton. "Michelle is a hustler
tician), Kelly Ruff, Nicole Kovaleski, Lisa Burak, Kechia Lipsey, JoAnne McDonald,
• whose defense motivates her
Wendy Holden (manager), and Head Coach Jodi Kest.
players inside.
Also, with her classmen arc from Williamsport the atmosphere of the team. She offense. She is a deadly shooter
smarts, she has the ability to be Arca High School in Williamsport, knows they are a young,squad, but from 15 feet and should contribute
to our program immediately," Kest
one of the premier forwards in the PA.
she feels their agrcssiveness, conContinued on p. 10
league," Kest said. Both upperCoach Kest is excited about ditioning, and great desire will

basketball team wins, one
cs College men's
picked up its first
nas they defeated

87-74.

The

week the Colonel
was busy as they
games in five days.
their homestand
mbcr 3, against
nval King's College.
was a 65-55 defeat

t.-as torturously slow
die game as the
able lo control the

pace. Wilkes tried to force King's
into a quick paced competition but
the Monarchs' Joe Hessling and
Brian Fisher were able to slow
them down.
In the first 16 minutes of the
game the lead changed six Limes
with the Colonels holding a 20-19
lead four minutes before the· half.
But going into half-Lime the
Colonels were down 20-29.
In the second half the Colonels
were able to come w·ithin three
points on scoring by senior Jeff
Steeber and two three point goals
by sophomore Jim Nolan. With
10:45 left to go in the game,
Wilkes cut the 5_core to 38-36 with
back-to-back baskets by freshman
Steve Tate.

rops

WO

Nolan, who led all scorers
with 31 points, was . able to help
pull the Colonels back to within
five points with 58 seconds remaining in game time, but it was
to no avail.
On Saturday, December 5 the
Colonels were unable to rebound
from the loss to King's as they had
a distastrous game against visiting
FDU-Madison. The visitors seemed to have no problem in handling
Wilkes as they handed them a 76-59
loss. In the game freshman Ray
Ott suffered an injury to his ankle
and will probably miss at least two
games.
Saturday's game may have left
the team wondering what they had

Continued on p. 10

onels opened season at
tern Maryland
I in a tournament at
land. The Colonels
very well as they lost
they competed in.
a bright note, some
bun in fine individual
tournament. Jeff
Jim Nolan were named
ournament Team for
gperformances.

Nolan turned in - a fine
performance in -the opening·-game
against Philadolphia Pharmacy, as
he broke three scoring records.
They were: most points in a game
{35), most field goals attempted in
a game (26), -and most field goals
made in a game (14). As a team,
Wilkes Lied a record for most field
goals made in a game with 36.
"We played pretty hard but we
didn't play smart. We made some
mistakes that hurt us," said Head
Coach Ron Rainey.

In the first round game the
Colonels
were defeated
by
Philadelphia Pharmacy ·8r-97.
Nolan scored a team high · of 35
points in the game. The only other
player in double figures was Steeber
with 22. Ed-Gallagher added eight
points and freshman Waiten-West
chipped in seven points.
In Saturday's games· against
St. Mary's, the Colonels were defeated 83-85. Steeber led the team

Continued on p. 10

Jeff Steeber goes for the basket in Saturday's game against
FDU-Madison.

�Wilkes College

December 10,

Wilkes-Barre, PA

.\18766

Colonel of
the week

. This week's Colonel of the Week is Melissa Kennedy. Melissa is
a junior psychology/elementary education major from Williamsport.
This past weekend Melissa led the women's basketball team in scoring
at tbe St.John Fisher Tournament in .Rochester, N.Y. She recorded 22
points, six, rebounds, five steals, and one assist in the fust game against
West.em New England, In Saturday's game a~nst St John Fisher she
scored 12 points and had 12 rebounds. She leads the team with 14
points and 8 reboundsper game. Congratulations, ¥elissa, and good
luck for the remainder of the season. ·

Matmen fall to Na
by Bill Kem

Tendlcon at 3:36. That pin gave
the Colonels a 15-3 lead. But the
big suprise for the Colonels was
sophmore Mike Schroat, as he drew
with highly recruited Solomon

preserve the victory over
On Friday night !he
Being the smallest Division I
and Midshipmcm put on
wrestling school in the nation has
the packed house
its advantages and disadvantages.
The disadvantages are facilities, and
the pull to recruit the big name
high school grapplers. One main
advantage is getting wrestlers that
have not reached their potential and
become
successful
collegiate
wrestlers.
This past week the Wilkes
College Wrestling team hooked
horns with the big boys of the
EIWA, Lehigh and Navy. The
Colonels downed Lehigh 27-14, for
the first win over the Engineers
since 1977. Then last Friday the
Colonels dropped a tough 21-18
decision to the Midshipmen of
Navy.
In last Tuesday's victory over
Lehigh the Colonels were bolstered
by a strong showing from their first
three weight-classes, and a key
draw at 158.
Brian Bauer, Dennis Mejias,
and Ron Miller gave the Colonels a
quick 9-0 lead. For Miller it was
sweet revenge as he defeated John
Epperly, who defeated Miller last Ron Miller in action against Navy last Friday night
season, by a 13-11 score.
Beckman 3-3.
attendance al the Wilkes
Joe Iannuzzi gave the Colonels
The
Colonels then got a
a big lift as he pinned Lane major decision from Craig Rome

Reese

•

WIDS

400

by Kathy Harris

This week's male Colonel of the Week is Joe Ianuzzi, The
talented senior .from Bayshore, NewYork is off to a great start, .•:ae
had outstanding performan~ against both Lehigh and Navy. He
recorded a pin in. the Lehigh match. Congratulations J09 and good
luck for the remainder of the season.
&lt;

On Saturday, November 21,
1987, Coach John Reese recorded
his 400th career coaching win, an
achievement only two men before
him had achieved. His record now
stands at an incredible 403-103-8
for his 35-year coaching at Wilkes.
No other coach in the country has
as long a tenure at one school as
Coach Reese has at Wilkes. "I
think in order to accomplish goals
like that you have to stay with
something for a long period of
time," Coach Reese said on his
400th win.
"Winning 400 is
something not many people do so I
feel proud in doing it."
Coach Reese began coaching
at Wilkes in 1953. In his first
season, only seven wrestlers came
out. They had to forfeit at least one
match a meet, but nevertheless, the
team had a 5-4 winning season. "It
was a very different experience in

Continued on p. 10 Coach John Reese became one of thfee coaches to record 400

ademic
se con
student
eyed

the
said t
insti
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Vol.

kes-Barre, PA 1

and a forfeit at
preserve the victory
On Friday ni
md Midshipment
:he packed hou

vocat
on and
..

encement
k beginnings
·1orium of the
n Darte Center
kl capacity at the
- Convocation
held
Thursday
· was the first time
of Wilkes that
able to graduate in
Waldner, ViceAcademic Affairs,
W. Simms, Board of
Treasurer,
wished
the 52 students
lomas and those
their semester at

iday night.
tcndancc at the W

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Con

6

January 28, 1988

Number 1

Out with
the old
phones
and in
with
the new

themselves.
Because
life
threatening
dangers are all around us, such as
drug abuse and AIDS, Breiseth
said we all have responsibilities
to help others.
He suggested
that we should concentrate on
helping the youth grow up in
healthy
surroundings
because
they represent the future of the
by Michele Broton
world. Afterward, he introduced
Lee Namey, Mayor of WilkesBarre and a 1968 graduate of the
Wilkes College has a new
College.
phone
system
in
operation.
As a baby cried in the That means that there are new
audience, Namey arose and phone numbers for all the
spoke.
He commented on the interdorm and office phones, new
sound, saying it is the sound of opportunities for expansion, and
a new beginning.
As a child confusion all over campus. The
calls, he said, we must make main question on people's minds
ourselves available to that call.
right now is "Why?"
"It is the individual who
According
to
Library
asks questions who comes up Assistance Officer James P.
with a solution ...good for all of Berg, who has been ·unofficially
us."
He explained that in running the phones for the past
society, a group of collected 15 years, there are three main
individuals, success or failure reasons we needed as new
depends not on what individuals system. First and foremost, was
can do for themselves, but what , that the old system, which had

Breiseth,
Academic Affairs,
those commencing
· g students, more
surveyed
chose
ss as the top goal
He said that it is
that instead of
of others,
~Y
our society 'are
only
about Continued on p.5

Volume XL

Liv. Taylor on campus
(Seep. 6 for details!)

Continued on p. 3

Wilkes saddened by death
Enormous credit and gratitude must be extended to all those
students who reached out to Dr. and Mrs. Piatt The cards,
messages, flower arrangements, and contributions showed
the regard his fellow students had for Craig. Those students
who were able to visit the family Monday and Tuesday--by
their very presence--brought visible strength to his parents. I
know you will continue to remember them with cards and
visits in the future. Thank you to your generation for
providing ours with your generosity, affection, and courage.

from Admiral Farragut High
School in Toms River, NJ. He
was a captain of the football
team, co-captain of basketball
and an active member of the
baseball team in his high school

_&lt;:o~tinued on p.3

Jane Lampe-Groh
by Kim Klimek
and Nancy Houtz

amey, newly elected mayor of Wilkes-Barre, came
Wilkes Center for Performing Arts to congratulate
student:s. -

Wilkes recently suffered the
great loss of a fellow student
who was tragically taken away
from us in an unfortunate
accident.
The operator of the truck
responsible for the fatal accident
resulting
in
the
death
of
freshman
Craig
Piatt
was

allegedly
driving
under
influence of alcohol according to
a Wilkes-Barre police report.
According to police, Charles
P. Yurgaitus Jr. was traveling
north on South Pennsylvania
A venue when his van hit Piau's ·
vehicle heading west on East '
Northampton Street last Friday.
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E ditorial

Free speech
and the
.student-really free?

January is Freedom of the College Student Press month. A
simple statement, but a statement that now more than ever takes on
increased importance.
On January 13, the Supreme Court ruled 53 in favor of a decision that gives public school officials the power
to censor "school newspapers, plays, and other school-sponsored
expressive activities."
It would seem this is a contradiction in
terms.
How can expressive activities be truly expressive when
expression is being curbed? Although ostensibly this ruling has
nothing directly to do with Wilkes College or private institutions
in general, the reverberations from this decision could serve to
shake the foundations of even private and public colleges and
universities and their publications.
Although this ruling does not directly apply to the running of
college publications, the resulting effects can set a dangerous
precedent: people "in charge" wielding supreme power over a very
fragile freedom of the press.
This precedent, whether it be set in
high schools, in colleges, or in kinderga_rtens, is astounding. The
Supreme Court's rationale for its ruling stated that in activities that
are "part of the school curriculum and might seem to carry its
imprimatur, officials may bar dissemination of student statements
about drugs, sexual activity, pregnancy, birth control, contested
political issues and other matters when doing so would serve any
valid educational purpose [my italics]."
The broadness of this
statement, especially, of the closing line, sets up student
publications and public school students in general for extreme
censorship.
Essentially, whoever is in charge has not only the
ability, but the right, to take away the constitutional rights of
another merely because they are in a school situation. Consider for
a moment that if these student statements were made outside of the
public school atmosphere, there would be no doubt about the
violation of rights. What this kind of selective censorship amounts
to is thought control--a stifling of expression.
This can result in
irreparable damage to the learning process and maturing process in
general, the same process that formal education is supposed to
guide.
Ideally, high school is supposed to prepare students to enter
into the working world or into the academically rich life of a
college campus.
Censorship of a publication by a principal
deprives the student body of these essential growth experiences.
The students are being stifled because they are not being given the
opportunity to express valid opinions about subjects that they feel
are important to them. Whether this opportunity is being stifled
, because of the students' inexperience, or for the benefit of the
school's image, or just because the subject matter is delicate, is
immaterial.
School newspapers should be intended as forums for
people to come together, get the unbiased news, use that news and
form their own opinions. A newspaper is not intended to be a
voice for administrative propaganda or an image building device.
How can students be expected to learn and think outside of the
school situation ii their rights are denied them in school?
Expression of thoughts is vital to maturation, vital to the
formation of an intellectual identity. Censorship not only denies
the student of his rights, but also of a major cornerstone in his
intellectual growth.
Granted, there are some cases where perhaps it is necesssary to
edit student publications. In the cases of obscenity and libel, it
would be logical for schools to discuss the removal of articles with
the student editors. The line between editing and censorship is a
fine one, however, and one that by any means should not be
crossed. The right to free speech is not one that young . people
should have to fight for, and it should not become a right that is
available only to those who are in control. Free speech is, and
should remain, just that--free.

1988 College Calendar
Spring Semester !'988 (70 Days)
Wednesday, February 17, 1988 10 p.m.
Monday, February 22, 1988 8:00 a.m.
Friday, March 25, 1988 5:00 p.m.
Tuesday, April 5, 1988 8:00 a.m.
Friday, May 6, 1988 5:00 p.m.
Monday, May 9, 1988 8:30 a.m.
Saturday, May 14, 1988 4:30p.m.
Sunday, May 22, 1988 11 :00 a.m.

Wiriter Break
Classes Resume
Easter Break
Classes Resume
Classes End
Final Exams Begin
Final Exams End
Commencement

A pawn in their 2ame

No more hump day:
Wednesday is gone!
by ME.Evers
"Wednesday is Sundae at
Carvel."
Anybody remember that old
commercial jingle? Well, it's back
again--direct from the College that
brought us the belltower that
serenades a Pennsylvania campus
with "Carolina Moon."
. . . back in a slightly altezed
form, that is.
You see, last Wednesday was a
very special day at Wilkes College.
No, no one gave out swldaes, buyone-get-one-free. They didn't even
give out ice-cream sandwiches.
Yes, W edriesday was Monday
at Wilkes.
Doesn't sound like a
big deal, really; the most that could
have happened because of the
College's little calendar-switch was
that some uninformed students
might have missed one or two day
classes and a night class. No big
deal there, since insuring that
students get to their classes on time
isn't really all that vital.
· But there are staggering
implications in Wilkes' casual
calendar switch.
After all, what does Monday
mean to you? What images are
conjured up by that innocent sixletter word?
Blue Monday.
Washday
Monday. "Monday, Monday." (All
right, so maybe we can leave the
Mamas and the Papas out of this.)
First day of the workweek Monday.
Have to get up early after the
weekend's excesses Monday.
Now
think
about
the
implications of making Wednesday
Monday.
Since it was Monday, people
who would normally have been in
very good moods would have been
obligated to be cranky and surly-Monday morning moods.
Also, Monday is traditionally
washday. Just- think of all those
people who HAD to do their
h1undrylastWeclnesdayjustbecause
it was Monday--even though they
didn't have any dirty clothes.
Another
downer
about

Mondays is that they're the first day party Tuesday night· ·
of the working week.
So all ratherquiet,sedateev ·
Wilkes students who work outside · suffer from the requisa
of school had to tell their hangover
Monday
employers that, really, Wednesday Shame~. isn't it?
wasn't Wednesday and they needed
But take heart. f&lt;r
to be scheduled for Monday hours.
looks of the calu,
And perhaps the worst part have anoth~ mixed-up
about Mondays--the reason behind year. Perhaps by Dr.II
the crankiness maybe--is that College will have lend
Monday is the first "real" day that of its ways.
you have to get through after a
Until then, take
weekend's excesses. Think, for a this thought:
as &lt;IC
moment, what Wilkes is doing to professors pointt.d •
· its students in making Wednesday Wednesday Monday made
Monday: the College is virtually two days shorter--and we
requirin&amp; students to go out and "hump day."

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answered by an
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and are at a touchtone phone, he
or she can dial the extension
directly without ever speaking to
the operator.
Also, selected
members of the faculty are
receiving a service known as
"screening" which enables the
faculty member to know who the
caller is before they're connected
and to refuse the call if they
should so desire.
The long range goals of. the
system include having the RA's
put on the line and, eventually,
budget allowing, arrange it so
that all the students would have
access to the main campus
computer through the phones in
their dorm. Mr. Berg said that
while this is their goal, it will
take a long time due to cost.
While it is still far too early
to gauge the campus response to
the phones, it appears that
feelings about their installation
are divided. From the responses
Berg has recieved, there are
many who are strongly opposed
to the new system, while there
are also many who are totally in
favor of it.
Until the campus
has had time to become acclimated to the new system, Berg
feels it is unfair to judge it,
favorably or unfavorably.

told his parents, Dr. Cummings
A. and Trudy Downs Piatt, how
happy he was here and how much
he liked the guys in his hall and
how much those guys meant to
him.
Lampe-Groh said, "The loss
of any young person just has a
profound effect. Students are at a
most hopeful time of their life
and. . .to lose a student at that
time is really devastating."

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Opinion

'' When the bell tolls'',
it ma_y grow on you
by Amy Braun
Has everyone noticed the
belltower's progression since the
holiday break?
The fence that
has blocked the sidewalk all
these weeks has disappeared, and
the arches (or trellises) are now
completed. The opinion I have
come in contact with lately has,
for the most part, been a
negative one.
In the eyes of
students I have talked to, the
belltower is an unnecessary ,
phallic symbol which gets in the
way and can even be an eyesore.
The belltower is an expensive
addition to our campus, and ~
we do have many other uses for
the money, but I think that the
bell tower is actually a positive
addition to Wilkes College.
Although the belltower may
not blend well with Chase and
Kirby Halls, it is a great tool to
help students find out just how
late they are when going to
class. In fact; my first reaction
to it reminded me of Sesame
Street when the gang sings
"Which one of these is not like
the other? Which one of these
doesn't belong?"
But soon I
began to think about what the
belltower represents.
Wilkes
College needs a center of
activities, · and according to Vice
President Charles, this idea had
been under consideration since
the 50's. On Tuesday, January
26,
V. P. Charles met with
some of the alumni leaders for a
luncheon. The leaders are quite

excited about the belltower.
Thirty years ago, the students of
Wilkes
College
anxiously
collaborated to begin a tradition
of togetherness on our campus.
Obviously, all of us will not be
satisfied with
the belltower.
But, is it really such a bad
thing?
Today, as I passed by the
belltower, it rang.
The bells
sounded really pleasant, and
actually I was surprised. I'm far
from
scolding
anyone
for
. disliking the belltower, because
we are all entitled to our own
op1ruons.
I just thought I'd
approach the belltower from a
different angle, denying the
"vogue" hatred everyone seems
to carry for it. I found out some
interesting facts from V. P.
Charles about it. The bells are
computer operated from inside
Chase Hall.
They can ring
automatically, or a keyboard
console called a carillon .can be
played by a musician.
The
mus1cum
is
known
as
a.
carolincur. Charles also told me
the tones sound from
the
structure every 15 minutes. The
bells are known as Westminister
Chimes.
Each time the bells
ring, they are heard for longer
periods of time. When the clock
strikes the
hour, the bells ring
the longest.
Another special
feature of the belltower is the
fact that it can play different
songs.
A musical set can be
heard from the tower at 9:00 am,
noon, and 6:00 pm. According

to Charles, the music plays at
9:00 a.m. so that the day gets
off to a positive start,' and during
meal times they ring because
that is the time when most of
the students are passing beneath
the structure. The schedule on
Sundays is slightly different
The music plays at noon and
6:00 pm'.
I can hear you
laughing at what I am saying,
but music can make Wilkes-Barre
come alive.
I feel that
complaining only makes things
worse. In fact, many local
people
really
enjoy
the
belltower, and are pleased that
something so beneficial has
been added to Wilkes College.
,
It seems that the arches that
'we walk beneath on the way to
dass are unnecessary. But V. P.
Charles told me that they
-provide kind of a division
between the belltower and the
yard surrounding it.
Hopefully
in a few -years a vine may begin
to grow along the arches, and
the belltower may begin to blend
in with the rest of the school
atmosphere. If the arches seem
awkward to you, , try to picture
the belltower without them. (It
may collapse on top of_ l'.Qll , so
be glad the arches exist.)
The belltower looks as if it
is just about completed, but the
hands and numbers have to be
added to the face of the clock.
Also, the surrounding landscape
has to be altered. Although the

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victims,
skiing,
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marketing minor. I'm majoring pretzel
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January 28, 1988

belltower
sticks
out
now,
perhaps the landscaping will
help camouflage the modern
brick structure.
My opinion is obvious.
I
support the belltower because of
.what it rem:esents. I'm the first
ito admit that it doesn't really fit
!in with our Victorian campus,
but it means a lot to some
people (Dr. Burns and a lot of
the Alumni), so why can't we do
o~ best to appteciate the gift?
Jhinking about the belltower
reminds
me
of
this
past
Christmas:
That morning I
opened
a
gift
from
my
grandmother. It was a sweater, · a
green sweater, and to be honest
I really hated it at first. I hated
it mostly because I don't look
good in green. She was beaming
as she watched me open the gift.
Have you ever been in that
· position? What could I possibly
say? I smiled and thanked her
for it. Well, I tried the sweater
on. I even began to like it. The
· belltower reminds me of my
green sweater. It was -a gift, and
it was given in appreciation and
love. Is it right to sit back and
criticize someone else's efforts?
How would you feel if you gave
someone a present and they said 4
it was the wrong color, or
criticized it in some other way?
We are doing exactly that by
saying that the belltower is
useless. It is there, and at this
point there is nothing we can do
about it. Let's make the best of
' it.
The bells can break up a
monotonous day, and soon the
clock will tell us what time it is.
If we think positively, the ·
belltower won't seem so bad after
all. But be careful, "when the
1bells tolls" it may grow on you.

Watch out for
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Hi, I'm Rob Mac Arthur.
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Beacon , and I've decided that I
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the bell tower. So, I'm going to
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among the students and faculty.
In my voyages through Stark
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Center, I will be asking students
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Continued froni p.1
we can do for each other.
He said as he looks at
Wilkes-Barre, he sees hardworking, caring, family-oriented
individuals who strive to become

educated and skilled. He said the
children of these families must
learn
and . go
to
other
communities and share what they
have learned. Namey also add~
his congratulations and best
wishes.

Heart ... r--w11arcroyou kriow'a~~---lmmune Deficiency Syndrome}?
Blood
short of the Red Cross' projected
quota of 220 pints by 54. This
year the quota has been reduced
to 175 units of blood.
Mary
Supey, the Director ,of Health
Services, urges all students and
faculty to come and show their
support by donating a pint of
blood.

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ANOTHER COMPLICATED WORD TO LEARN! (can you wait that
long?)

�January 28, 1988

.Liv Taylor:
A don't miss!
by Lee Morrell

Hi! I'm Wendi Harvey, a senior English major, and the new
feature editor for the Beacon. I'm interested in exotic people and
eccentric ideas. I want to be an audacious gypsy roaming the earth,
touching as many souls as I possibly can during this lifetime. I don't
like many sports, but soccer is my favorite for two reasons: playin~
it is invigorating, and watching men· play is sensuous.
My favorite colors are pink and black. I am allergic to caffeine,
but I adore chocolate. I love sunshine and rainstorms, and listening
to Howard Jones or George Winston, while weeping and running on
windy mountaintops. I love extreme emotions, oozing mud between
my toes in the summertime, dark brown eyes, warm blooded creatures
and people who dare to show their true souls. I can't stand "fake"
people, eating murdered animals, constraints on human nature, and
politics. I want to write, sketch, paint, and travel for a living.
As the new feature editor, I would like to mention the Beacon,
and attitudes people have towards their school paper.. The Beacon ii
for Wilkes College students. Many students have the opinion that
the Beacon has nothing important to say. The paper is here for ym:
the student. If you have questions, suggestions, comments, or
problems, it is up to you to inform the Beacon staff. We are open to
new ideas and would appreciate your opinions. After all, the Beacon
belongs to the student body-YOU.

Rubes®

-----

(no need to
tion a certain Olympic
,medalist or a major New York
comedian again) are definitely
starting this semester off on the
right foot.
This time they've
brought a true entertainment "ringer;" a man with talent in his
blood.
And what a talent it is! As I
mentioned,
Livingston
Taylor
has six albums (on the Capricorn
and Epic labels).
The sixth,
which was released last spring,
was his first since 1980. He has
had at least two "Top 40" tunes
and a lot of success with his
music. He has toured the United
States as the "top bill" or as an
opening act for other popular
acts.

can, wait unttl morning,

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to admit

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enjoyed
understar
ts of it.

performi
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By Leigh Rubin

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" .. . And.if you

Boy-oh-boy!
You're telling
me that this guy has either
toured as top bill or opened for
people like Jethro Tull, Linda
Ronstadt, and ' Air Supply--and
he's coming HERE! He's got six
albums out, including one just
last spring. Wow, he must be
pretty good. What's his name?
Taylor? Do you mean James
Taylor? No, then how about his
equally talented brother, Livingston Taylor.
Really, that's
fantastic!
Holy cow, the Programming
Board has done it once again.
The folks who brought you all
sorts of big name entertainment

He has appeared on all of "Rainbow/Oz" mix,
the major talk shows, including Kennit the Frog's "The
a visit to "Late Night with David Connection," and
Letterman."
Back in 1984, Wizard of Oz, "Some
Taylor
hosted
a
nationally the Rainbow," and "If I
syndicated television show called A Brain." Another ~
"This Week's Music," with such more famous songs
notable mucical guests as Miss performs is called "The
Unusual, Cyndi Lauper and The Railroad Bill," a song
Mother of Rock ·•n• Roll, Tina rebellious song ch
Turner.
refuses to go along
Taylor was born in Chapel composer's wishes and
Hill, North Carolina. He was the down by all sorts m
fourth of five brothers and disasters like toma~v1,
sisters. His family says he sang and lightning.
before he spoke.
When he
He calls it "the
turned twelve, his brother James sound that I love to
(a.k.a. Sweet" Baby, J.T. etc. . . ) most"
That's un
taught hlm how to play the the way he does i~
guitar.
When he wac; sixteen, Taylor's music is stuff

Taylor moved to Boston and love to hear. His musi
made a musical name for himself. style make him a truly
His first album, "Livingston performer. This should
Taylor," was 11eleased in 1968. definite "don't miss'
"Liv," his second album came ming Board presenm
out in 1971 followed by a third semester.
in 1974. In 1978 he released
Who knows, so
"Three Way Mirror," then came song "Fire and Rain'
"Man's Best Friend" in 1980.
on the radio and
Those of you from the say, "Who sings that7'
Lehigh Valley area may have can say "Livingston
caught Liv's act at last summer's brother!"
"Musikfest '87" in Bethlehem.
The show begins II
Taylor's show consists of and ~ in the Dorothy
original and cover material as Darte Center for the
well as both serious and comedic Arts. Admission is fil
folk, pop, and country with a are a Wilkes _strident.
dash of jazz and blues tossed in _ on out and get your sell
for a well rounded repertoire. 'cause with a show
His most popular mix is a they'll be going fast!

Welcome back I
from the Features Departm0
Wend i and Le0

�January 28, 1988

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last issue of the
peviewed five holiday
I thought showed a lot
Here's how,, they

Batteries Not Included-- A
semi-charming tale about robots
from
outerspace
that
help
endangered tenants rebuild their
crumbling apartment building. A
great perfonnance by Jessica
Tandy is one reason for seeing
this flick. Another reason, well,
like I said, it is semi-charming.
GRADE········••H•2.2.S

.. An intense film
· and treachery in the
the stock market. The
between Michael
Eddie Murphy-Raw-- Eddie
aoo Charlie Sheen are Murphy is good, but he is not up
this film a sure-fire to the same level as his past
ave to admit that my performances.
His previous
■ the stock market is concert movie, Delirious, was
lot this didn't matter, I much better and packed more
enjoyed the film laughs. This film really tails off
fully understanding the in the last twenty minutes.
mpects of it.
GRADEu--••······· ···2.0

E--·············3 ..S

Leonard
Part
VI-My
mistake to mention this as a
promising . film . When I heard
Billy Crystal,
OMMA (Anne Bill Cosby had denounced it II
he laughs are immediately declined to see it.
comedy variation ~~:~/00 much respect for Mr.
cock's "Strangers
GRADE-----··----I
gu,~

OTHER ADDITIONS

Planes,
Trains.
and
Automobiles••
John
Hughes
(Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club,
etc ...) finally has adults in one
of his films.
It works great!
Steve Martin and John Candy are
hilarious!!
GRADE---•-•H••··"·3. 0
Broadcast News-- Hyped as
the best picture of the year.
Forget it!!
It's William Hurt's
worst perfonnance and it's ·an
awful story. Sure it contains
few laughs, but that's it. If it i
even in the running for the be
picture it will be a crime!
GRADE----······•· l .2S

It·'s your happy
week
Aries- Watch the choices you make this week; be sure
the ones you make are your own, and the ones you
want.
Taurus- Do not take pride if your good actions are
done for selfish reasons. It is more important to have
good intentions, because your close friends will see
your intentions as well as your actions.

Gemini- If you have a close friend that has a problem
and they can't see their error, don't confront them with it
John Gordon's reviews appea
while they are still angry. Let them first calm down, then
weekly and ' are
his
opznzons.
Let(ers
wit go through with your responsibility as a friend.
comments should be addressed

John Go~don clo The Beacon Cancer- If you seem upset this week, there is probably
3rd floor VB.
no reason to be alarmed. Cancer, this may be the week

............."'z,o
de-grade-ing for Cosby!
for depression. Keep a stiff upper li_p and suffer through
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because next week will be great.
Leo - Things look great for you this week, but don't get
overconfident. Happiness is one thing, but luck is
another.

WILKES
C O L L E G

AMMING BOARD

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radio an
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show begins
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with a show
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Libra- Be less belligerent with your friends and family.
Don't be caught up in the fallacy that just because they
are your friends and family, you can't lose them as a
friend.
Scorpio- Stick with your judgement this week. Don't
believe something that is not clear to you; there may be
people trying to fool you.
Sagittarius- Watch youroack this week; things may not
be a safe as they seem. Don't be a sitting duck for
~motional hurt.

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C,-OO('r;k,ud,i,,tUJ; da~, m(,,ru,,-con,cu,u,

Virgo- This is your week to take a chance; all the stars
say go. Yet, Virgo, still look before you leap.

. apricorn- Don't believe things that people say
ithout proof, let their actions convince you.
quarius- Smile, this is your week-- Happy Week for
ou. Enjoy, and don't be surprised if everything goes
our way · IF YOU LET IT.
isces- Better check your calendar; better look over
our notes. You might not know it, but you may not be
s organized as you think you are. Take a looksee at
our schedule--it would not hurt.

MA)' TIIE STADS
BE ~ITII )'0

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A different perspective

Townsman ot· a stiller town: For Craig Pia
by Bill Barber

grieving friends and family. A
young man among us has been
And now the hearse goes by snatched
away
by
sudden,
in the lightly falling snow, and senseless death. Don't let me be
now the trail of yars that follow angry.
Don't shake my faith
the
hearse
are
filled
with
like
this,
but
where -·- were
yoq,
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PURLIE huge
success
by Michele Broton

as brilliant as Mr. Reid was, he
was, at times, outshined by his
"College ain't so much leading lady, Lutiebelle, played
where you been, but how you by V~essa A. Jones. Ms. Jones
talk when you get back: This electrified the stage with her
insightful phrase was delivered · voice alone.
Yet it was her
to the audience at the Center for touching
portrayal
of
the
the Performing Arts on Thursday, innocent Lutiebelle that endeared
January 21, 1988, by the lead her to the audience.
character, Purlie, in the touring
The excellence of Mr. Reid
musical, PURLIE. The audience's and Ms. Jones was supported
reaction to the line was typical magnificently by the characters
of what was seen throughout the
entire evening; spontaneous and ~~tlo~rireg:~~or)~~~:~~
heartfelt applause.
(Greg
Roper),
Idella
(Julia
"PURLIE is the story of our Breanetta Simpson), and 01'
past.
It's set in rural Georgia
Cap'n (Steven Casey).
The
about thirty years ago, just delightful chemistry between Ms.
before the coming of Civil English and Mr. Taylor had the
Rights.
The world depicted in audience chuckling with goodPURLIE clings to the manners, natured humor. Overall the cast
customs and injustices of the Old worked well together and created
South. But, it was also a world a very exciting show.
struggling
towards
a
new
PURLIE touched on subjects
freedom." The atmosphere has a that could easily have opened the
blues/jazz/gospel feeling with a way
for
hostile
feelings.
lesson or two thrown in for good However, the wann, open attitude
measure. It was a pleasure to of the cast throughout the play
see, hear, and feel.
ended with a standing ovation
The lead charact·.r, Purlie, and the audience left feeling
was brilliantly portrayed by Jeff happy and alive.
There is no
Reid, a talented actor, singer, ddubt in my mind that PURLIE
dancer, and gymnast, who hails was a huge .success.
from Long Island,. NY. However,

God, on Friday night and why, if
you are able, did you not
intervene? A few moments here
or there in time could have
prevented Craig Piatt's accident.
A few made
seconds
could
have
all either
the way
difference.
Now he is gone, and the terrible
persona of death has selected
from the very brightest, best.
Where were you then? We need
reasons.
When I look out across the
universe and see the moon and
then the stars beyond, I like to
think our souls will travel there
with all our knowledge still
intact after we pass away. I like
to think that "reason" rules the
universe. But where can reason
be in tragedy? I ask this while
the snow keeps softly falling.
We must accept Craig Piatt's
death and continue with the other
aspects of our education.
He
would want us to, and we will.

1

Right now I can't remember why.
Can anyone remind me?
My
heart goes out to his family.
My father too died in a
sudden accident. So much life
stilled in a careless moment. I
thought then that maybe those
who die young had enjoyed their
years more totally than we who
have so many more years; as if
some quantity X were being used
up by each of us at different
rates; as if for my father and for
Craig, a sunset had been more
dazzling, a friendship or a joy
more deeply felt than any that
we who live our full, long years·
will know. I do not know. But
it resembles "reason." If it be
so, so let it be for Craig Piatt.
I like to think that Craig
had
some
choice
in
this
decision. . I like to think that
Death informed him that it
required one perfect young soul

from Wilkes this
hearing Death, Craig
me instead, and lei
live."
It helps me if 1
and call it "reason.'
· if I think that even
finishing his ed
greatest university
there
among
throughout the univat.
Eliot said, "Te.d
and not to care/I
still." Let us be still
death, that we can
more openly. T~
the endless beauty
us and call that "ream
And still the

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again!
r Ed~
to be I
our W
ope y
Mine

ever you are
Criag Piatt, peace
We miss you and
Now we must say,
good night, gcxxl-bye.

,_E_n_t_e_r--'--t-a-1·_n_m
__e_n_t_a_t__y_o_u_r__
d 1· Sp OS a I
by Wendi Harvey
Well everyone, it is a new
semester, and the Wilkes College
Programming Board has a variety
of events scheduled for your entertainment. This past weekend
"Star Trek IV:
The Voyage
Home" was shown, and Jay Smar
performed as part of the solo
concert series.
You may have
missed either (or both) of these
events, but other films and soloconcerts, along with mini-conerts and comedians.will be available for your entertainment.
The films this semester are:
"Mooonraker",
"The
Living
Daylights",
"Dirty
Dancing",
"Stakeout", "Beverly Hills Cop",
and "Beverly Hills Cop IL"
"Moo.nraker" and "The Living

Daylights", both James Bond
007 films, will be shown as a
double
feature
on
Friday,
February 12.
"Dirty Dancing",
one of the top movies this past
year, will be showing Friday,
March 4.
"Stakeout", starring
Emilio Estevez and Richard
Dreyfuss, will be shown Friday,
March 18. And on Friday, April
22, a double feature starring
Eddie Murphy, "Beverly Hills
Cop", and "Beverly Hills Cop
II", will be shown.
This Friday there will be a
special solo-concert spotlighting
the talents of
¼ivingston
Taylor.
Although Livingston is
referred to as James Taylor's
brother, he has his own identity
as
a
skilled
mus1c1an.
Livingston will appear at 8pm in

the CPA.
expected,
seeing it.
Along
there
will
solo/mini-concerts lhis
The Pheromones,
Barry Drake, and
The Pheromones
with their . unique m
Lobby, Tuesday, F
11:00am. On Sa
12, The Bullets will
campus with lheir
music, and on
23 Barry Drake will
variety of popular
on Saturday, March
Cullen will play ii
David Cullen is a

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE
And they're ooth represented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
,
career advancement are the rule,
·' not the exception. The gold bar
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
Clifton, NJ 07015. Or call toll free 1-800-USA-ARMY.
Above is Jeff Reid and Vanessa A. Jones, the stars of PURLIE, a show
that played in the CPA last Thursday evening.

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ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALLYOU CAN

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�January 28, 1988

limb

tig Pi
from Wilkes
hearing Death,
me instead, and
live."
It helps me •
and call it "r
if I think that e
finishing his
greatest univ
there
among
throughout the u •
Eliot said,
and not to c
still." Let us be
death, that we
more openly.
the endless bea
us and call that "
And still
'ailing from the
wer you arc
:nag Piatt,
1/e miss you
fow we must
ood night, good

servations from a long
eak and "Less Than Zero"
...

Hope you've
. Mine was
g, to say the
me now to share
of the more
hlights" of my

Aunt Emma slip
down the front
the driveway,
and into the
all

ng it.
Along
with
!
will
be
fmini-concens
Pheromones,
Y Drake, and
Pheromones
their . unique
1y, T uesday,
)am.
On S
['he B ullets
us with
, and o
arry D
of
aturday,
1 will
Cullen i

the argument
and Aunt
a game of
whether or not
ya word.
my next door
Murphy, recite
words, (some
confess, I have
) at the top of
trying to asI for his kid.
. g Mr. Murphy,
oo the *&amp;*#@#"
emptying several
of his favorite
urinating "Bah

Humbug" in the snow on his
front lawn.
7 Putting a Motorhead tape
in my niece's Teddy Ruxpin.
8
Observing my family
dodge Teddy Ruxpin's flying
eyeballsas they ricocheted off of
the living room walls.
9
Watching Gus, the volunteer fireman hose down the
Little League field because it
hadn't snowed and he felt sorry
for the children of the town.
IO Making "angels" in the
mud o~e pitcher's mound.
Yes, it was a r•.agkal time
full of memories not soon to be
forgotten. Still, it feels good to
be back. Now, without further
adieu, here is everyones favorite
stocking stuffer, Ed, with his
record review!
The record of the week for
this week is the soundtrack for
the movie "Less Than Zero." Although the movie blew fumes,
this soundtrack is rather interesting.
J t consists of new
original songs and old songs
rerecorded by new bands. Some
of these remade songs include
Simon and Garfunkel's "Hazy
Shade of Winter" performed by
the Bangles, Kiss's "Rock and
Roll All Night" redone by
Poison, and Iron Butterfly's "ln a
Godda da Vida" done ·here by the
death-metal band Slayer,
Also included are new songs
by such performers as L.L. Cool
J. and Oran "Juice" Jones. This
blend of old and new is effective
and seems to create an eerie overtone for the entire album.
It's
sort of like art-deco music. this
record is, despite it's remakes,

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very original and very different.
Whether you like it or not, you
have to acknowledge its attempt
at a new approach.
Outstanding cuts:
1 "Hazy Shade of Winter"-The Bangles perform this Simon
and Garfunkel c!!iysic with _all the

psychadela of the original while
adding a sharp guitar sound.
2 "In a Godda Da Vida"-The speed metal band Slayer
record this Iron Butterfly classic
with an interesting dark sarcasm.
3 "Going Back to Cali"-Not what you are used to hearin

from a rap artist L.L. Cool J.
recites this song in a cool and
eerie way.
It's sort of like a
"new wave" rap. It is this originality that sets LL. above the
over populated crowd of rappers

today.

A footstompin'
welcome back
by Lee Morrell
The first step has been
taken.
Personally, I was im-·
pressed. I liked the idea when I
first heard it and now that it has
become reality, I like it even
more.
"What idea?" you ask.
The "Saturday Night Subset," is
the idea.
The brainchild of
Andrew Morrell and the Programming Board, it is meant to turn
the SUB in to a performing
showcase for talent and for it to
be utilized as one.
That first step I mentioned
was taken last Saturday night
with the first of, what hope to
be, many successful shows. The
performer was Jay Smar, a
traditional folk artist hailing
from the Jim Thorpe area. Smar,
besides playing at other schools,
has been featured a number of
times on WVIA-FM's "Mixed
Bag" program.
Smar's music was a mix of
original and traditional folk
music. Traditional folk can be
defined as the music that started
it all; the music that it was all
fashioned after. Therefore Smar's
original music is just a twist on
traditional folk.
Smar's strong point was his
ability to play different instruments. He played a number of
songs on the fiddle, mandolin,
harmonica, and of course, the
guitar.
He opened the show with a
welcome song on the fiddle,
showing that versatility.
He
then switched to guitar for a
number of songs dealing with
such subjects as local legends ,
such as in "The Ballad of
Glenonoko"; a story about a girl
he met on a Greyhound bound for
Waterville, ME, called "Greyhound Glutton"; a traditional
tune
about
a
heroic
horse called "Tennesee Stud"; and
another somewhat local ballad

Jay Smar, shown above, performed Saturday night.
abo~t coalmining and tfie damage show-:- He played a
o(
it causes called "Paradise," by guitar and fiddle instrumentals
John Prine.
He also did a that were extremely skillfull.
beautiful
rendition
of
Joni The most impressive was one he
Mitchell's "Both Sides Now." appropriately called "Socket to
He closed the first half of the Me." This was an instumental
show with some more fiddling using an. ordinary socket on his
with an additional feature he pinky finger to create a hollow
called "flatfooting," which he and wavy sound, similar to the
described as rythmic stomping to sounds that adults make in
go with the beat of the fiddling.
Charlie Brown television spe-.
He opened the second half cials.
of the show with another guitar
The Saturday Night Subset
instrumental called "Stuck in C." opened to rave reviews and a
He did a number of traditionals packed crowd.
If this is ant
ranging from the topics of sin to indication, The SUB will defhaving a girl for each day of the · initely be the Saturday night hot
week --" 'cause three might leave. spot on campus. Sorry folks, no
and the other two might get
more "Got those nothing to do
sick" -- to drinking and getting
on campus on a Saturday night"
drunk again to rattlesnalcin'.
blues.
Thanks Programming
His musical talent really
Board.
came out in this part o( the-,

iiiiin'ber

�January 28,1.988

Colonels
Continued from pg. 12

Kovaleski
Continued from pg. 11
threatened.
Besides scoring 20
points, Kovaleski had four steals,
two assists, and seven rebounds.
Burak was the only other Lady
Colonel to score in double figures
with 11 points. Burak also pulled
down seven rebounds, had four

steals, an assist, and a blocked shot
The trio of Kermedy, Burak an
Kovaleski was the primary reaso
Dickinson's starting forward lin
was held to just 12 points.

Steeber
Continued from pg. I

Royals were able to hold the
Colonels leading scorers Nolan
and Steeber to just 19 and 12
points
respectively
as
the
Royals routed Wilkes 81-64.
Late in the first half Nolan hit
back to back shots to bring the
score to 28-22, but that was the
closest Wilkes was able to get.
At halftime they trailed Scranton

35-24.
Coming into the second half
Scranton was able to score the
first -nine
ints to up the score

to 44-24.
The closest the
Colonels were able to get again
was 12 points.
Wilkes never
gave up but they were unable to
keep the Royals leading scorer,
J.P. Andrejko, in check.
Besides Steeber and Nolan
the only
other Colonel in
double numbers was senior forward Ed Gallagher with 10
points.
Despite the snow stonn the
Colonels took to the road to
play Elizabethtown this past

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and do all that and
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Monday.
The Colonels came way with 30 points
away in defeat.
Elizabethtown down 12 rebounds
upended Wilkes 89-77.
Colonel cause. Nolan
The
loss
dropped
the in 21 points of his
Colonels to 4-10 overall and 3-6 senior Ed Gallagher
in Middle Atlantic conference points.
standings.
The Colonels next
The return trip
home game is Saturday, January Colonel gym proved
30, against Delaware Valley.
bright note for the
they handed Drew a 6
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points.
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bright note for
they handed Drew
A high note in
with 12:01
game
when
turnaround jump
his 1000th career
also increased w·
39. Steeber had a
points.
Nolan
points
victory.

her becomes Wrestler Kovaleski scores
to net 1000 compete big for Lady
in Open Colonels
ilkes men's
ings ll{C not
Coach Ron
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mester the
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high 38
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and senior
man Steve
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ing games to

school

Lehigh

16-64), Delaware
and Allentown
Besides the
6e team also lost
Warren West for
of the season for

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appeared
to the
ilkes gyrny, January

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over break

k what
13. Not only did the game end
in v~ry for the Colonels, but
senior ' forward Jeff Steeber added
his name to Wilkes basketball
history as he became only the
13th Colonel to score 1000
career points. Steeber was also
the 13th player at Northwest
Area
High
School
in
Shickshinny PA.
The fact that
Steeber's 1000th point at Wilkes
came on January 13 is also
interesteing. It seems as if someone forgot to tell him 13 was
unlucky.
"I knew I only needed 21
points going into the game
(against Drew)," Steeber said.
"There was a lot of pressure on
me. I put a lot of pressure on
myself."
At Delaware Valley the
Colonels went down in defeat,
85-80.
Steeber grabbed a
game high 24 points in his
march toward 1000. Steeber also
pulled down 10 rebounds in the
game.
Nolan pumped in 18
points for Wilkes and freshman
Ray Ott added 15.
At Allentown college the
Colonels lost with a heartbreaking 78-76. Steeber led the

Continued on pg. 10

While most of us were horhe
enjoying the holiday season the
wrestlers of Wilkes College were
involved in the "Rose Bowl of
Wrestling", the Wilkes Open.
The Wilkes Open is one of the
oldest wrestling tournaments in the
country, and always has top notch
wrestlers competing.
Last year
Wilkes won the team title, but this
year because of NCAA rules, more
emphasis was put on individual
champions.
Two members from the
wrestling squad were able to m_~ e
it to the finals. They were )}~
Bauer in the 121 weight-class and
Craig Rome at 170. Bauer who
was last year's champion in his
division lost to Jack Cuovo of East
Stroudsburg. Cuovo was IUUJled
the tournament's outstanding wrestler. Rome faced former Wilkes
standout Marie Popple. Popple,
who is currently an assistant coach
for the Colonels, defeated Rome
with a score of 10-0.
Other Wilkes wrestlers who
finished in the top four were Dennis
Mejias, who placed fourth at 129,
and Frank Goldowski, who also
placed fourth, in the 161 weight
class.

The Lady Colonels' basketball
team continued to play while we
were away for break. They finished second in the annual Wilkes
Letterwomen's Tournam61lt held
Saturday, January 9 and Sunday,
January 10.
In the opening round on
Saturday, Wilkes defeated the
Flying Dutchwomen of Lebanon
Valley 59-52. Freshman forward
Nicole Kovaleski led the way in
scoring for the Lady Colonels with
16 points. Junior Melissa Kennedy
was the only other Wilkes player in
double figures with 14 points.
Freshman Angela Miller had 9 and
senior Diana Smith chipped in 8
points.
In the final round on Sunday\
the Lady Colonels lost to Frostburg
State.
The Lady Colonels then took,
to the road playing games at
Messiah and Moravian. The end resuit was back to ·back losses for
Wilkes.
Messiah defeated the Lady
Colonels 56-54.
Once again
Kovaleski excelled in scoring for
Wilkes, with 13 points.
Sophomore center Lisa Burak also
recorded 13 points for the Colonel

y Colonels split pair
The Lady Colonels basketball
.

f

y goes for two points in a f!ame against Messiah.

team started the new semester off

cause. Kennedy put up 7 points,
Smith and Michele Toth each added
6 points.
Wilkes' next game was a 79- .
65 loss to Moravian. 1be Lady
Colonels took a 9-0 lead in the first
half but by halftime trailed. The
game was plagued by numerous
Wilkes' turnovers throughout. '
Millec turned in a fine scoring
performance with 20 points.
Kovaleski also had a good game
netting 18 points.
The Lady Colonels then
returned home to play one more
game before the spring semester
began. Wilkes soundly defeated the
Red Devils of Dickinson. Wilkes
played aggressive ball to force the
Red Devils into 31 turnovers. 26
_of the turnovers were steals by
Wilkes. The Lady Colonels jumped out of an early 23-12 lead but by
· halftime the Red Devils had cut it
to just five points (27-22).
Kovaleski came through once
again for the Lady Colonels scoring·
20 points. She !JCOl'ed 15 points in
the first nine minutes of the second
half and Wilkes was able to build a
48-28 lead. A lead which was never

Continued on pg. 10

Dicton
Academic
A 11 A mer IC
• an

on the right track Thursday night as
they picked up their second win of
by Bill Kem
Dicton's best year, as she soored
the week in the Colonel gymthree goals. She ended her career
nasium. Wilkes defeated Marywood
Senior left wing Susan Dicton with the lady stickers with seven
College 64-49. The Lady Colonels
put together a 21-6 ruri down the has recently been named an Aca- goals and six assists.
demic All-AmericaQ by the College
Dicton is majoring in comstretch enroute to victory.
At halftime Wilkes held a 30- Field Hockey Coaches Association. puter science with a minor in man25 lead. Early in the second they Dicton is the first Lady Colonel to agement information. She carries a
3.53 grade point average.
built a 37-28 lead, but the Pacen receive such an honor.
During her career at Wilkes,
Congratulations Sue on a job
came back to tie the score at 43
Dicton was a four year starter for well done and good luck in your
with just 8:11 remaining to play.
Switching defenses, Kest's the Lady Colonels. This year was future endevors.
young squad was then able to hold 1.-M_a_t_m_e_n_______________--:-_____
Marywood's leading scorer Maria
Rossi in check.
Wilkes' leading scorer was
freshman guard Angela Miller with
19 points. Miller a1so pulled down
a game high 14 rebounds.
Freshman Nicole Kovaleski netted
14 points. Senioc Diana Smith
added nine poi~ts for Wikes while
Lisa Buralc and Kelly Ruff each
registered eight points for the Lady
Colonels.
Saturday, the team went on the
road and didn't fare as well, losing
to Juniata fi0-5.
Kovaleski led the way for the
Lady Colonels scoring 14 points
while Miller added 12.

Continued from pg. 12
decision at 150.
The Colonels then went on to
destroy Salisbury as Goldowslci and
Schroat both recorded major
decisions, Rome recorded a pin at
177, Palanchi received a forfeit at
190, and Schannauer recorded a pin
at heaveyweight making the final
score Wilkes 52, Salisbury 0.
York College then suffered the
same fate as the Colonels rolled to
an easy 50-0 victory.
At ll8 Bauer received a forfeit,
and Mejias recorded a technical fall
at 126. Freshman Dave Bonomo
recorded a pin at 134.
Smith

recorded a lll¥)r decision at at 142.
Castano recorded a 10-3 decision at
150, Merrel Neal major decisioned
Tom Altland 12-2.
Rome then recorded the fasted
pin of the season for the Colonels
as he decked Andy Marvel in 32
seconds.
Palanchi and Schannauec then
ended the rout for the Colonels.,ith
Palanchi recordinJ_ a pin at 19drand
Schannauer bein1 awarded a forfeit
at heavyweight
The Colonels are now on a six
match winning streak and will
travel to Southern Connecticut to
compete in a six team tournament

�January 28, 1988
Volume XL
Number 13

Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18766

Colonel of
the Week

Colonels fall
hard times
by Lisa Miller

Sll

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School
Ph

This past week seemed
typical of the Wilkes College
men's basketball season - - one
of ups and downs.
The week
started off on an up note as the
team traveled to Reading to taJce
on Albright. The Colonels came
away 72-62 victors, their first
win on the road. The win also
gave the Colonels back to back
victories for only the second
time this year.
At half time Wilkes trailed
Albright 35-29.
In the second
half the Colonels were able to
force a number of turnovers using a pressqre defense.
Senior Jeff Steeber led the
Colonels in scoring with 27
points.
The only other Wilkes
player in double figures was
sophomore Jim Nolan with 25.
Nolan hit three of six three
point shots.
On . Saturday the Colonels
returned home to taJce on the
University of Scranton Royals.
Wilkes, looking for their third
win in a row, went down in
defeat 81-64, to the number one
ranked school in the NACC
Division III Top 20 poll.
On
Saturday
night
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Continued on pg. 10

Matmen down Orangeme
by Bill Kem
The Wilkes College Wrestling
Team continued it's winning ways
last week when they faced one of
the biggies on their schedule,
Syracuse. But not even the 100
piece Syracuse Pep band could
prevent the Colonels from downing
the Orangemen 25-12.
At 118, Brian Bauer suffered
his first dual-meet loss of the season, a 4-1 decision to Jim. Fussell.
All-American Dennis Mejias
then gave the Colonels the lead as
he technical falled Vinny Innes 160. Ron Miller then upped the
Colonel lead to 9-3 as he recorded a
major
decision
over
Mark
Misscarella.
Syracuse then closed the gap
to 9-6 as Darren Schulman defeated
Frank
Castano . !2-7.
Frank.

Goldowski recorded a big victory
for the Colonels as he major
decisioned Pellegrino 16-0.
Syracuse was then able to cut
the Colonel lead to 13-12. At 158
Mike Schroat lost a tuff 5-4
decision to Frank Ryan; at 167
Merrel Neal was defeated by Chris
Welch 10-6.
Craig Rome then began a roll
which would see the Colonels
sweep the final three matches.
Rome won a hard fought 5-1
decision over Darren Farrell. Marc
Palanchi then won pr~bably one of
the biggest matches of the night as
he defeated Mike Narewski 6-5.
With Palanchi's victory it assured
the Colonels of a victory over

Syracuse. Steve Schannauer then
finished the scoring for Wilkes as
he won· by default over Mark Kerr
to make the final score Wilkes 25,

Syracuse 12.
Salisbury and Y
probably want to forget
Saturday. The rem
both were shut out c
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52-0 rout. Bauer r
decision at 118, and II
pinned Tom McS~
recorded the second pin
the Colonels, deckiJ1
at the 4:30 mark.
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their talents: Joe S ·
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tlkes Coll
the
.rry the

radon
gas
in
buildings
in
Northeastern
Pennsylvania
in
with
the
students conjunction
.Pennsylvania
r Senior project on Northeastern
the School
of Environmental Council, and were
and
Physical given authorization to perform
~ovember 1986, further studies on Wilkes Campus
short-term
charcoal
Lh.1t some of the using
\o i;cr level of canisters.
Test results showed that two
C:ntcr contained
of of the 40 buildings tested may
radon
concentrations
con- have
requiring
corrective
action.
the only gas in a According to Redmond, most of
radioactive the radon is found concentrated
from
the -on lower levels of structures
uranium.
Rodger where it is released from rock
1stant professor of formations containing it. Accordand
Physical ing to test results, the only areas
director/coordinator on Campus with excessive radon
laboratory, said that levels were in storage spaces, a
hannful ~cause it nuclear physics lab, and an
can be ~breathed accelerator lab in ·:;uuk Lt-arfiing
Center and the basement area of
,auon resulting from another non-dorm ,building.
Redmond said because the
y of radon has been
charcoal
canister
causing lung cancer. short-term
ials have estimated results (tests generally lasting
to 20,000
of between 2-8 days) were only
30,000 deaths due to preliminary, he did not want to
, could have been cause false alarm to those using
the other facility.
Students are
m.
n Redmond, assoc- also involved in the testing
of the School of procedures under the advisement
and
Physical of Maxwell. Vince Cianfichi, a
oversees the radon Sophomore Electrical Engineerd Maxwell informed ing major, said they place the
n members of the canisters in testing chambers and
the
pico-curies/liter
the on-campus study. calculate
prcadsheet
y, access to rooms using a computer
ted and signs were program.
Radon 1s measured in picothe affected areas.
fhe
nd and Maxwell have curies per liter (pCi/1).
Protection
occurence of Environmental

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&gt;lonels,
4:30m
loach R
:lassmen
illents: J
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had it ·

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Cont

Agency (EPA) has determined
that until the radon level of a
building reaches 4 pCi/1, there is
no
significant
health
threat.
Redmond said the damage done
to lungs from the exposure to
one pCi/1 of radon is about equal
to smoking 1 1/2 cigarettes a
day.
He said exposure to 15
pCi/1 is equal to smoking about
a pack of cigarettes a day.
EPA guidlinc~ for procedures
after preliminary testing are: If
radon levels arc below 4 pCi/1.
follow-up
measurements
arc

probably not needed, but can be
performed
at
the
resident's
discretion. Between 4-20 pCi/1,
performing follow-up measurements over the next 12 months
is suggessted. Between 20-200
pCi/1 - performing short-term
follow-up measurements within
several months.
Redmond says
this level is one to be excited
about and diagnostic tests should
be performed. And above 200
pCi/1 , EPA suggests performing
short-term follow-ap
measurements and considering shon-1erm

an Kamus remembered by Wilkes

I

out. Bau
&gt;n at 118,
l Tom Mc

I

Kamus, the College's
dean of admissions,
1113) Tuesday morning
liffering a
massive
Mr. Kamus came to
June 1986 from Jersey
I\ when the admissions
ded help in the
1 department.
He was
for campus visits,
assignments,
and
many interviews with
students.
genius lay in . the

method of his recruitment. After
meeting
with
prospective
students and talking about their
interests, he would recomend
several ways Wilkes could be of
service to them in meeting their
goals in life. When seeing that
person a second time, Kamus
would take time to invite him or
her into his office to talk about
what progress was being made.
When I passed his office after
seeing him once to ask (for my
brother)
about
the
program
offered for Engineering Majors,
he called me by name and asked

me to sit down and tell him how
my brother liked the courses
offered at Penn State. Instead of
giving up hope' of ever having
him come to Wilkes, he gave me
a brand new bulletin containing
the course requirements and asked
me to "have him :;onsider
transferring."
Kamus was a veteran of over
30 years aB an •idmissions
director. He served iu Lycoming
College ir! W ll1amsport, PA and
Wilson Cv!lege ~n Wilson, PA
become
coming
to
Wilkes.
John Chwalek, special assistant

of college advancement who als
considered him a close friend
said, "He is talked of as one o
the most outstanding officers i
the East (coast). He has travel
widely in the East, visiting high
schools and talked extensively
with
• highschool
guidance
counselors."
"He will be missed much by
collegues and the admissions
community, said Chwalek." He
added, "In the 18 months he has
been here, he was a tremendous
Cont. on p. 3

actions to reduce the radon level
as soon as possible.
Redmond
said
that
the
College and Wilkes-Barre area in
general has low levels of radon
because of the underlying rock
formation.
About 63% of the
homes in the Reading area (the
Reading Prong) had radon levels
exceeding 4 pCi/1. This is because many of the homes were
built over
granite,
a
rock
containing the highest level of
Cont. on p. 4

�PAGE TWO

Editorial

Luxuries or
learning: what
are we really
here for?

February 4, 19~8

1--------Letter to the Editor
A consistent voice
Editor:

Now that the belltower is
completed, a few queries and comments:
1. What on earth are those
narrow
appendages
projecting
from it? Art? They serve absolutely
no
funetional
purpose
whatsoever. They wouldn't shelter a hapless wayfarer from the
harsh elements nor provide him
shade · on a sunny day.
And
speaking of functional,
why
When you came to College what was your major goal? Did · didn't they just build something
you come to College in order to learn new and exciting things or
really useful, like a fish pond or
did you come to college in the hopes of paving the road to future
a wishing well?
wealth? Ideally, of course, students can do both, but sometimes
2.
Which brings me to a
future financial success may take precedence over enjoyment in
second point:
the "Memorial
learning. According to a study done by UCLA, a good 75 percent
Swamp" that has formed on the
of 1987's freshmen "listed being well off financially" as a top
post-construction
sloping tergoal.
rain. With the melting snow and
That may seem pretty normal at first. After all, most people
a recent rain, a previously lovely
would like to earn lots of money.
Most like being able to
patch of ground has become a
purchase what they want when they want it. At the very least,
runoff gulch. The water is floodthey
want
to
be
comfortable.
ing the grass and trees, and anyAnother statistic is more distressing: less than 40 percent of
one with even a minor interest
the students in the study listed "developing a meaningful
philosophy on life" as a goal.
In 1967, 82.9 percent of the
students chose this option. Now all this may seem like nothing.
After all, it's not the sixites any more. The days of college
demonstrations and sit-ins are over, at least here at Wilkes.
Now,
it takes a structure as large and offensive as the bell tower to
produce even the slightest student reaction.
Yes, this is a
by M. E. Evers
different generation with a different set of values. But just how far
the values are skewed toward the earning and spending of money is
It's winter in Wilkes-Barre,
distressing.
and we all know what that
Students choosing business as a major are at an all-time high.
means ....
Preparing oneself for a career in business has taken precedence
Snow.
Well, not actually
over the well-rounded liberal arts majors of history and English,
snow.
Rain
and slush, more
because essentially, business is "where the money is." People
likely--and more often.
But
today look at a student funny if he says, 'Tm majoring in
sometimes,
like
last
week,
English." The standard response is, "What are you going to do
Wilkes is actually visited by the
with it?" It would seem that if a career goal isn't going to get a
fluffy white stuff--and lots of it.
student ahead financially, it is best for him to opt for a career goal
Since
snow
seems
to
be
that will, even if that goal is substantially less intellectually
somewhat of a rarity here, you
satisfying for the student.
might be wondering just what "to
Says Alexander Astin, director of the UCLA study, "The idea
do with those extra morning
for them [students] is that schooling is something you do to get
hours before the compressed
to something else rather than as something you do which should
schedule kicks in.
be fulfilling in and of itself." Perhaps the second is an idealistic
First, you should watch the
view of schooling--learning for learning's sake--but should the
Snowbird Report with Vince
whole concept be ignored? Yes, school is a major investment,
Sweeney to see exactly how
and naturally should be viewed as integral for a student's future.
much snow
we've gotten and
But school can also provide students with a means to be
.
whether
Wilkes
is on the dreaded
intellectually as well as financially fulfilled. Unfortunately, many
compressed
schedule.
Note that I
students become blinded to the experiences that colleges--more
don't say, "whether Wilkes has
specifically Wilkes-- have to offer. If a student enters college
cancelled classes," for those of
viewing his experiences there only as something to get him to his
you who were around last year
job, he will perhaps be missing out on other things that school
know only too well that Wilkes
has to offer for his growth.
doesn't do that.
Although no one has suggested that Wilkes students feel this
The next logical step, of
way, there is an indi~tion that students at Wilkes may not be as
course,
if Wilkes is in fact on
concerned with things around them because they view school as
the compressed schedule, is to
just that--a means to an end.
Maybe the problem with
figure out exactly what
the
involvement in exttacurricular activities is not apathy at all.
compressed schedule is.
I genApathy, perhaps, is a misguided word.
I ask the students to
erajly give up at this point and
respond: Is college just a way to get into the real world and earn
go back to bed for several hours
lots of money? A way to put the BMW into the garage? Or is it
in a state of total confusion, but
an experience which allows you to learn and to grow? ·
those of you who are braver and
Yes, students' careers are the primary reason they are here, but
less
easily confused, read on for
it is also vital that students get past a fixation on material wealth
details of what to dQ while
and get involved with things that will provide them with less
waiting for your first class.
tangible happiness--go to shows, join clubs, write for The
There is, of course, the everBeacon, pay attention to the issues that are plaguing this school.
popular pasttime, "Dig your car
Wilkes should not just be a place where students put in their
out of the plowed-in snow in the
time and leave. If students care about what goes on here they may
Evans lot."
This is not only
in the long run earn more than just a lot of bucks. Fulfillment can
fun, but it presents substaridal
come long before you make that first million.
aerobic
benefits--and
it , ··· is

in
things horticultural can tell
you that overwatering is just as
·;ad as undcrwatering. So we get
a belltower and a swamp (which
may serve to breed disease-carrymg insectae when warmer days
arrive) and some dead grass and
trees.
In fact, the entire tower
region is a scene of gross
irreverence to nature. Grass has
been cemented over and tom up
in patches, bushes have been uprooted, and the balance of nature
has been disturbed.
3. I interpret the structure
and its immediate area as an icon
to wealth.
The concrete has
extended far beyond the limits of
a "respectable" walkway.
The
tower proper rears its slender
brick form over the remains of a
once peaceful "green area." The
spurious
"bells"
annoyingly
resonate their unappealing tones
through the air every hour, causing everyone within
several
blocks to cringe for a moment.
This tower is a lecherous addition to the college's grounds,

usurping
and twisting it into a
of progress.
4. It is not
attractive in any respect
desires, for whatever
look at bricks, one
Church Hall or the
stroll lo Stark, Evans,
Ross, BedforJ, Miner,
tock, Catlin, Hollenback,
Now, rhetorically, in
why could it not
remotely exquisite?
erecting yet another "
brick edifice, they c
textured it with dark
stucco,
anything b~;
Today, however, the
cluttered with yet ano
rampart, and those in
have blown an oppo
add an appealing struct
campus.
That's enough fct
Thanks for letting me s
Please sign me.. .
A Consistent Voice

A pawn in their 1:ame

Snowballs and bells
something of a necessity for
Wilkes students, as well.
One
never knows, after all, whether
the College wifl ticket cars that
cannot be moved because they
are covered by a foot of ice,
snow, and crusted slush.
I,
personally, would not take my
chances around here.
Just
because the College's employees
can't plow without blocking all
available parking spaces doesn't
mean they can't drive tow trucks.
Then, of course, there arc
more traditional winter activities-snowball fights on the lawn
outside the Student Center, snowball fights on the lawn outside

Pickering, snowball fights
middle of River Street.
And that perennial
activity, sledding on the
won't
mention here
enterprising young co
dents can u e for sleds, '
probably get the peo~e
cafeteria very mad at me.)
Traditionally, that
all anyone could do Ill
when it snowed. But
the belltower is here,
veritable plethora of
activities available.
For instance, en
Wilkes basketball pla

in reachin!
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and was a
the di ni ng I
him trem(
closest
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seeing stude1
grow in
knowing h
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is survived
his son
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his gram
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-m:ui 1Jaiacon
VOL. XL No. 14 February 4, 1988
Advisor-Tom Bigler
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
-Wendi Harvey
Photography Editors-Beth M
-Donna Yedlock
Staff Photo¥[apher-Bruce Alem
Business Manager-Joel Fomalca
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph !annum
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos "The all knowing Bovine"

Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
News.Editors -Kim Klimek
-Amy Braun
Sports Editors-Lisa Miller
-Bil Kem
Copy Editor-Eddie Lupico
Ad Manager - Kathy L. Harris

Contributing Writers:

M.E . Evers, John Gordon,
Nancy Houtz, Michele Broton, Rob Mac Arthur, Elise McClain,
Matso.
weekly during the fall and spring semesters ex
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College.
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letlers to the
must be signed to insure validity.

rested

abou1
abou1
~

�tell usurping what w
as and twisting it in
5et of progress.
ch
4. It is n
:u-- attractive in any
ys desires, for whar.e
1d look at bricks
er Church Hall 0 ;

;s s troII

lo

slark

ts Ross,
BedforJ,'
P tock, Callin, Holl
,_ Now, rhetorically
wh y could it ~
remotely exquisite?
er~ting yet anoth
bnck edifice, they
textured it with
stucco,
anything
Toctay, however
cluttered with ;et
rampart, and tho
have blown an
add an appealing
campus.
That's enou
Thanks for letting

Opinion
ll the institution."

Drunk driving - get the facts

Vinovrski, dean of
s.1id "He was very
in reaching goals.
y knew many of the
was a frequent
the dining hall.
I
him tremendously.
closest thing
to

by Elise Mc Clain

said tllat Kamus '
working, thoughtful,
rous person whose
seeing stuclenls being
grow in academic
knowing he had a
g!hem.
1 survived by his.
', his son Robert
usctts and daughter,
Vermont. He also is
. his grandchildren
Ben. Funeral serbe held on Friday and
11 Jcrsc Shore.

well cared for. But

e community" , we
an obligation to be
of one another's safety
mg." Well, the purse
lost, but
some
ha.I been gained.

s

.M.C.A. of Wilkes-

ickering, snowball
iddle of River s
. ~nd that pe
t1vity, sledding on
)n't
mention
terprising young
nts can u e for sl
&gt;bably get the
'eteria very mad at
Traditionally,
anyone could
~n it snowed.
belltower is he
itable
plethora
vities available.
For
instance,
Ices basketball p

Con

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ry 4, 1988
-Tom Bigler
Editors-Lee Morrell
-WendiH
tphy Editors-Beth
onna Yedlock
&gt;to~apher-Bruce
Manager-Joel Fo
toonist-Joseph I
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February 4, 1988

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My mother called me on
Sunday morning to tell me that
she and my father
had gotten
into a car accident the night
before. She went on to say that
the girl that was driving had
been driving drunk.
Okay, so
my parents are both fine (with
the exception of a few bumps
and bruises and a totalled car). I
should
count
my
blessings
because no one was badly injured
or even killed. But this accident
simply re-emphasizes the feelings towards drinking and driving that I have been feeling all
week. Does the drunk driver get
off easier than he should? Well,
we have all been in situations
where your "only" ride home
from a party has been drinking.
You climb in the car, shrugging
off the possibilty of an accident,
because it always happens to
someone else, and you only live
15 minutes a~ay. But drunk driving is something that needs to
be taken seriously.
I was curious to find out
exactly what happens to people
who are picked up for DWI
(Driving While Intoxicated) so I
called the Wilkes-Barre police
department and talked to Sgt.
Zigmund. He told me that when
a person is picked up for the
first time, he or she generally is
arrested, imprisoned for 48 hours
and placed on probation for one
year. He/she then has to attend
Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition classes in order to

inform them lo a greater degree
of the seriousness of drinking
and driving.
The following
times a person is convicted of
DWI, the punishments are a little more serious. They are placed
in jail for thirty days for the
second offense, and ninety days
to a year for the third offense.
They are also placed on trial. If
the drunk driver is picked up
more than three times,
he/she
has 10 do time for a minimum
time period of one year.

pie. I could get drunk, drive, and
cause an accident that may kill
that person I am after. Yes, I
know this sounds highly unlikely, but I am trying to explain how ridiculous the laws
are. As far as I am concerned,
the drunk driver has murdered
someone in cold blood.
I expressed my feelings to
Sgt. Zigmund about the laws and
the fact that they are indirectly
encouraging drinking and driving. Yes, I realize that the laws
are harsh, but I feel that they
could be harsher. By doing this,
maybe the crime of drinking and
driving will
become less common. I am an idealist, and I believe that if people are told that
something is harmful enough
times that they will stop doing
what they are doing. Sgt. Zigmund did not agree with me. He
told me that "you can put a cop
on every comer, but you can't
stop crime."

The situation is somewhat
different if the drunk driver has
killed one or more persons.
I
asked police officer Zigmund if
the drunk driver was considered a
murderer. He told me that it used
to be considered manslaughter
about 3-5 years ago, and since
that time the laws have changed.
They changed because the prob!ems with drinking and driving
nationwide have gotten progressively worse.
Sgt. Zigmund
also said that, under the law, the
crime of drinking and driving and
killing another person is considered homicide by vehicle and
DWI. In other words, there is a
limit to the punishment a drunk
driver can receive, and if he/she
has an effective attorney, he/she
can get off the hook. The minimum punishment for homicide
by vehicle and DWI is three
years, and the maximum punishment is ten years. This law
bothers me because if I ever
wanted to murder someone, I
could avoid a life sentence or the
electric chair. It would be sim-

Also he said that you
can pass all the laws
in the world, but it
won't change.

I

Yes, creating more laws won't
change the world, but charging a
man with homicide by vehicle
and DWI doesn't really prevent
him from killing someone else's
best friend -- or mom and dad.
Think back when you were
younger, and your mom or dad
punished you for coming in too

late one night.
Which punishment would discourage you
from disobeying them the next
time: a few angry words and a
warning not to do it again,
grounding you for the weekend,
or grounding you for 4 weekends? Probably, the average teenager would learn more if they
were grounded for 4 weekends.
They would learn that what they
did was serious, and they would ◄
try to avoid the punishment if
they could. The same applies to
drinking and driving... a slap on
the back of the hand just doesn't
bring back the life of someone
who has been killed.
Through this article I merely
wanted to provide information
about drinking and driving and
the penalties that are being
slapped down on the breakers of
this law.
I don't know when
things are going to change, or if
they are ever going to change,
but I do know that I'm not
planning on letting anyone I
know drink and drive. They can
be taken away so easily, even in
a simple 15 minute drive home.
I'm thankful my parents were
untouched by the accident they
were in Saturday. But in a way,
I am thankful the accident
happened, because it brought
drinking and driving a little closer to home. An accident affects
one person, and they change the
way they live.
The people
around that person can be affected, and the process goes on
and on. "It only takes a spark to
get a fire going ... "

.

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arted out playing colleges?

erested in bands or solo musicians?
about comedians or hypnotists?
wabout films or publicity?

*; Contiued from p. 2
* get in a little extra (much
; needed) foul-shooting practice,
** using
the top windows as target
"hoops."

;

Also, the arms of the bell-

* tower could be bolstered with
; hard-packed snow and the entire
* Belltower Plaza could thus be
* transformed ~nto a giant snow
; fort--for truly spectacular snow
* baules. No more using parked
; cars ~~!o~~rhaps

best

of

all,

a while, but it melts faster than
it does anywhere else on campus.
Wednesday morning, for example, all of the sidewalks
around Kirby Hall and the
Library were slick with ice--but
not the square area
directly
around the belltower.
It was
bone-dry.
Clear. No ice. No
Quik-Joe Ice ·Melt, either--which
means there was never any ice
there to melt.
You might be saying, "So

;::t.

Maybe it just didn't snow

* with a couple of large ladders and Wrong. I know why snow
; a couple of tall people, the doesn't stick , to the belltowef.
*
belltower can be transformed . It's the radon.
You see, the
're, kola~ IOf? ~utkm/,,&amp;
* into the biggest snowman Times Leader story on Wilkes'
; Wilkes College will ever
see. radon testing last week stated
Mtp COOf'dlnau t ~ acu.
* And it will be a musical Stark and one unspecified build* snowman, to boot. · What more ling had very high levels of
can ludp b-r,lng t ~
; can we ask for?
radon.
7/uwuiay,&amp; at noon
e- ~f't&gt; to camptU
* There might be a few prob- That unspecified building is
2,ui, 11,00f? e&lt;m1rn~kam ; lems with my snow plans for the the belltower. And the reason
* belltower, however. You see, snow doesn't stick to the bellSuuknt,, (!,(bntu,
* I've noticed something strange tower? You got it. The tower's
Of?
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08
;
about the belltower.
radioactive.
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* Snow doesn 't stick to it.
A glow-in-the- dark bell10(? d&lt;btali&amp;
;
Seriously. It may stick for tower, if you will.
1

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�_!'AGE FOUR

February 4, 1988

Have a heart,
help the
homeless
by Kim Klimek
This Valentine's Day there
will be many people who roam
the streets in need of shelter,
care and above all - love. Tony
Vento, Campus minister, suggested, "Extend your love to the
homeless. It's a way for people
to share their joy for Valentine's
Day and help the homeless."
The Wilkes College Fellowship Program and St. Mary's
Campus Ministry are combining
efforts to provide care for the
homeless in
the Wilkes-Barre
area.
Instead of helping these
people with their problems,
many
of
us
shirk
our
responsibilities to society and
laugh at their prediciment.
Student Coordinator Lynne
Travaline, a sophomore Elepmentary
Education
and
Psychology Major, said she
worked
on
the
homeless
campaign last year and found it
deeply gratifying. She said, "It's
so good to help them out. I went
to buy some things for the
collection box - 20 bars of soap.
I told the girl (at the register)
'It's for the homeless.' She said
They smell, they really need it.'
This made me realize the
importance of helping out and
being morally responsible for
them.''
Vento said, "We're still
seeking a co-sponsoring group
to help staff on collection days

and
to
help
promote
the
campaign. Dr. Garr is also our
first faculty advisor for it and
we're
seeking other
faculty
support as well."
Through
the
VISION
program, - the area's homeless
recieve supplies, a place to sleep
and
eat,
job
or
personal
counseling,
health
care,
clothing, and personal items.
Vento said personal items
are expensive and least donated.
The local group responsible for
helping homeless - VISION needs supplies not provided by
the regular donors such as:
Soap, toothbrushes, deoderant,
disposable
razors,
shavers,
tampons, baby powder, combs,
brushes, nail clippers, shampoo,
fresh socks, fresh tee-shirts and
new underwear.
According to Vento, these
are the kinds of items that are
often overlooked by everyday
donors, but they add up to
thousands and thousands of
dollars.
Through
the
"Valentine's
Day
drive
held
between
Wednesday, February 10th and
Tuesday February 16th, you too
have a chance to help these
unfortup!3_te ·individuals.
,'f' i-Students, staff, faculty
and administration are asked by
the Fellowship to bring items
ito Stark Lobby, cafeteria and
other
designated
buildings
between 11 ~.m. and 1 p.m

li5

•

Ir Force to add five offic

se1

by Amy Braun
Many
people
feel
our
government spends entirely1 too
much money on defense. I know
I feel that way, because why
should .fillY country possess the
power to destroy the world four
times over? Well fortunately for
Wilkes College, there has been a
new budget cut back plan called
The Graham Ruddman Bill. Our
country is now planning on
spending icss money on defense.
This new bill requires the
Department of Defense to stop
spending our taxes so freely .
The
Secretary
of
Defense,
(originally
from
Scranton)
suggested that the Air Force
should rid itself of 2,250 officers
by September of 1988.
With
less Air Force Officers,
there
will not be as many expenses,
and indirectly, the defecit will
become smaller. The Air Force
decided to retain experienced officers and stop accessions (new
officers). This has affected colleges nationwide, because some
ROTC Air Force detatchments are
going to need to be shut down.
There are now 151 detatchments
in · the United States, and 18
months fromn now there will only be 114.
This affects Wilkes College,
because our ROTC now has to
recruit more officers to make up
for the Air Force detatchments
that are being shut down. Our
ROTC ~ has a goal of commissioning 28 new comissionees
rather than 23. Presently, 60%
of ' the students involved in
ROTC arc on scholarships. They
recieve full tuition fees, books,

sses thii
story su
"last mim
be avoid,
,
only
etry" had
se it was
by Dr. Su
due to heal1
able to tea&lt;
ges had to
staff an

Lt. Col. David Billings stresses the importance of the Air Force.

s; 100

spending
money,
and
Wilkes provides free room and
board. By adding five more
officers to our ROTC program,
there will be more scholarships
offered to qualified Wilkes and
local students. The opportuniuty
to join the ROTC program is
available to any freshmen and
sophomores presently attending
Wilkes. Lt. Col. David Billings
stressed the importance of the
experience that the Air Force
provides. Strong leaders can be
produced through the ROTC program, and officers resumes are
quite impressive to any employer
interested in hiring. In the job
market, employers are interested

in people who have
ability.
According to Bi ·
reason Wilkes' program
shut down is because
quality of students and cl
commissioned.''
Thi
tell us something.
sends quality young
the real world. Billings
the school to know that
opportunities available
dents who plan building
cessful future and
their country through
ment in the anned forces.

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Ton y Gambony, Junior Electrical Engineering major;
Tom Urso,
Senior Electr ica l
ring major an d Vince Cianfichi, Sophomore Electrical Engineering major speculate
on radon levels shown on the compu_terized spreadsheet.

uranium.
Northeastern Pennfor the week of
sylvania buildings tested had
February 8-12
mly 25% of homes exceeding
hat number.
Mo nday
According
to
Redmond,
Cheese Steak &amp; F
radon levels on campus did not _
exceed 20 pCi/1 (a level slightly
Peas
above normal.) In areas like the
Reading
Prong,
closed-home
T uesday
conditions can cause the radon
gas to become trapped in the
building and cause serious healthCom
risks.
According
to
Dr.
l\7e dnesday
Christopher
Breiseth,
College
Roast Beef Sand
president,
Wilkes
has
been
Potato Puffs
working for months on the a
Chicken
Noodle S
comprehensive energy plan to
Broccoli
combat the excessive amounts of
radon. He said the problem can
be easily remedied, and part of
Mac aroni &amp; Ch
the plan includes improving
Vegetable Soup
ventilation in the basement of
Green Beans
Stark Learning Center.
The College bookstore in
Friday
cooperation with the local TEQ
Chicken Nuggets &amp;
Corporation is selling short-term
Tomato Rice Soop
charcoal canisters to members
Cauliflower
for $ 12 a piece.

Jane

Lai

read
pertail
ybe yo
grapevi
may

muo
to Lampe;

was
told th~
ad designs
, the sec
Deans ha,
ho stole
Lamr

not

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she figur
need her
of the
Hall. SI
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and sh,
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Allen

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glish classes
esent difficulty
y students are concerned
lhe situation with their
classes this semester.
the story straight, there
y "last minute" changes
not be avoided.
lly, onlf" "Modem
Poetry" had to be dropuse it was supposed to
t by Dr. Stanley Gutin.
, due to health problems,
unable to teach the class.
nges had to be made in
10 staff an upper-level
a seminar, and several
i02 ourscs.
r difficulty with the
was low enrollment.
of this, they had to
few of the 23 lower

level sections. This was a major
problem.
Dr. Karpinich, head of the
Language and Literature Department, informed me that this
was the best that the department
could do on a two day notice. He
felt much anxiety over the situation, yet he believes everything worked out fine considering the circumstances. "Our
primary interest is the students."
He and the department want to
meet the students needs programatically. For example, English
202: Techr.ical Writing, was added among the list of courses
offered, although it wasn't necessary.
As far as most people
involved are concerned, the department did a good job under such
short notice.

ost, but found
:cording
Wilkes'
)wn is
of students
sioned."
something.
uality yo
world.
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1ities ava
ho plan
future
&gt;untry t
he anned

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~bruary

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·een Beans

frid ay
Nuggets &amp;
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1uliflower

Dean Jane Lampe Groh's
was stolen out of her office
y February 1, sometime
n 9:05 - 10:20 a.m.
you read the Times
article pertaining to the
er maybe you heard it
the grapevine.
Well,
sources may be slightly
when it comes
to
·ng the facts. According
Times Leader , the value of
Lampe's "designer" purse
S570.00.
Dean Lampe
out loud in telling me
~ purse was deffinatel y !!Qt
that
much
money.
ng to Lampe, a woman
drives a "rusty 1977
bile" would never spend
011 a purse.
that
the
tion was misconstrued
she told the police that
"had designs on it."
Lampe, the secretaries, and
other Deans have absolutely
Nlea who stole the purse.
Dean Lampe left her
she consciously wondered
she should take her
or not. It was raining that
and she figured that she
't need her purse for a
· g of the officers at
esser Hall. She knew she
10 take her umbrella, and a
of paper, and she figured that
purse would be safe in her
. Mark Allen was in his
, and the secretaries were at
desks. Paul Adams was
lhat morning, and he wasn't
-, work until about 1:00 in
afiemoon. Lampe considers
lheft "strange" since many
arc not yet used to the

lay out of the new Dean's
offices. Someone had the nerve
to enter the Dean's Offices and
steal private property in broad
daylight.
I asked Dean Lampe why
someone would steal her purse.
She responded, "People steal."
Someone wanted the purse,
although it really had nothing of
·value in it. There were personal
items such as:
the ownership
card to her car,
her liscence,
credit cards, checks, $34.00 in
cash, old grocery lists, and a
rosary that had been given to her
mother by her father. The only
thing that Dean Lampe really
wants returned is the rosary,
because of it's sentimental value.
She is hoping that the it may
tum up sometime.
I asked Dean Lampe how she
felt about the situation.
She
first said that she felt angry at
herself for being so stupid. She
said "Here I am in the business
of helping young people learn
how to be more careful. Now I
do something careless, and I
haven't shown a very good
example. " Lampe also said that
she feels "strange in an amusing
way" because she has absolutely
no proof of who she is. She has
lost all her credit cards, and she
has no identification. She wants
to borrow her husbands credit
card to buy a new wallet, purse,
and some make-up, because at
least he has an identity.
Dean Lampe has learned a
lesson
through
the
whole
experience.
She said, "I think
we are fortuante that we live in a
college community and a civil
community in which we are
Cont. on p. 3

PAGE FIVE

Welcome Kathy ••
our new ad manager
.
strikes.
I haven't decided
on a minor yet, but I have
narrowed the choices down
to
Journalism
and
Marketing. When I grow up, I want
to
be
a
sportscaster,
but
have
recently
started
to
lean toward advertising.
I
have worked for the BEACON
for almost a
year as a
sportswriter
(I
covered
volleyball and softball), and
I will cover softball once
again this spring.
I am the
mother of a beautiful two
year old son named Patrick.
He is my pride and joy. My
goal in life now
is to
graduate
from
Wilkes
College before my son goes to
kindergarten. I am trying not
to make this profile sound
like
a dating
service
application, but I
like teddy
21
year old) junior Com- bears and flowers, and I am
My name is Kathy Harris and
from sometimes
major
munications
roI'm the BEACON's new advera
hopeless
fire mantic,
PA,
home
of
Nanticoke,
tising
manager.
I
am
a
depending on what
and
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Ready for the real world?
by Rob Mac Arthur
and Nancy Houtz
Do the faculty at Wilkes feel
that we, the students, are being
properly educated for the "real.
world"? Well,
18 out of 20
teachers
surveyed
said
that
students
are
receiving
the
education needed to
be a
productive member of society.
"Yes," said Dr. Patricia
Heaman, "because they [the
students] have the opportunity to
make connections with the real
world, all through education,
internships,
and
publications.
There are opportunities dealing
with
tutoring,
cow· ,ters,
people,
and
values."
rvfany
teachers immediately responded
with the comment: What is the
real world?" I didn t count on
the idea of the "real world" as
being such an open-ended term
before I posed tr - -1uestion to
the faculty members .,urveyed. I
should have known better than
to think that I was going to get
a simple "yes or no" answer
from scholars who have dedicated
their lives to the pursuit of upper
level thinking.
Dr. Herb Guggenheim had
this to say: "No. The problem
is that our concept of what
-education
is
needs
to
be
reformulated.
In ma!"y ways

rigidity, inflexibility, a lockstep approach to education are
inherent to the entire educational
system.
Students in America
view themselves as survivalists
who have to use their wits to
thwack their way through the
jungle of education. They do not
stop to look at the delicate
tropical plants or the exotic
foliage along the way.
"In
college
they
see
themselves as beginning surfers
trying to stay on top of a wave
until graduation. They are carried
not by their own enthusiasm but
by a kind of involuntary motion.
They are passive participants in
the educational system. If we're
going to prepare students for the
"real world" we [the faculty] have
to cultivate parts of their minds
which have heretofore not been
cultivated.
We have to stop
.t!:fil.lling
people for mid-level
professions and start cultivating
student's imaginations. You see,
students think of education as
being contained in boxes, they
don't realize education is liquid
and flows from vessel to vessel.
We as teachers have to show this
liquid, lyrical quality to our
students in order to prepare them
for a life which is not static and
dead but a life which is full of
dark

purples,

deep

reds,

emerald greens like the tropical
forest I mentioned earlier with
its rare fruits hanging on the
vine. In my class I try to prepare
my students for the 'real world'
which is the world of dreams."
The results show a general
positive attitude on the part of
the teachers who participated.
Teachers are rarely asked about
the way they feel about their
effectiveness as teachers and
their profession. Many of the
teachers started their answers by
explaining that they could only
speak for themselves.

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PAGE SIX

Livingston Taylor:

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A night of great music
to remember!
by Lee Morrell
Everytime
I
go
to
a
Programming Board sponsored
event, I always come out saying
something like, "that was the
best (fill in the blank--comedian,
singer, etc . . . ) I have ever

seen!" The time has come for a
change.
After Friday night's
show, I will now say, "That was
the second best . . . ·" The best
will now and forever be the
Livingston Taylor show. If you
don't believe me, ask the 200+
other people who were there. In
my days of following
the
Programming Board, I have seen
artists asked back for encores,
but never with a standing
ovation--from everyone!
In a
word, he was fantastic.
He performed in thirds, the
largest of which was on the
guitar; the other two were on the
piano and the banjo. His show
was, with the exception of 3 or 4
songs, completely original material.
He covered every possible
subject in his original material.
He opened with a song called
"Life is Good," which was followed by a humorous tune called
"Jacques Cousteau," a song all
about the lovable Frenchman
who guards the seas.
With
"Cousteau," the audience really
began to get into Liv's style.
This was evident by the response
to a song he calls "Armageddon
Rag," a long excuse as to why

he won't mow the lawn, "cause
we'll all · be equal when the Big
Bang comes again."
Taylor
lives
outside of
Boston; "It's cold, dirty, expensive and I call it home."
His
home was the inspiration for two
of his very humorous original

tunes. One is "Doggy Jail." A
song about the times his dog,
Diesel, ran away from home and
got caught by the police.
The
other was a mock-hard-rock style
song called "Cambridge Kind of

Guy." He did this as part of his
encore and even followed it with
a Pete Townshend-ish leap.
While all of his song,; were
good, there were some I can only
categorize as "nice."
I realize
that's not a real category but it's
the only one that fits. You see,
they were great songs, but a
term like "ballad" doesn't always
fit; they (his songs) are r.ot
always beautiful.
They're just
plain old "I know that feeling"
nice songs. Some of these were
"Carolina Day," a song about his
home; "City Lights," a song by
Pat Alger about a girl who leaves
the farm for the big city; "":':1e
Dollar Bill Song," a funny love
song about a message (I Love
You!) written on a dollar bill
that is passed to twenty or so
people before the right person
"accidentally" gets it and reads
it; "I Got my Pajamas On," a
song about the carefree world of
being a child; "Always Be Heart
and Soul To Me," a love song
for
the
piano;
"Goo&lt;ltinH~
Charley's Got the Blues," a
Danny
O'Keefe
song
about
everyone leaving town, but him;
and "It's My Job," the song he
closed the show with.
He also did some funny
songs that received a good
response. These subjects ranged
from country music, "I Hate
Country Music,"
to
hippies,
"The Last Hippies in the World."
He also did a hilarious duel voice
version of "The Ballad of

Photography by
Elizabeth Mazzullo

Railroad Bill." I have heard this
song many times, but this was
definitely the best!
The songs
weren't the only things funny.
He made many jokes and humorous
statements
about
the
crowd, The Beacon, his accidental appearance in Boston--"I

was dyslexic, I meant
left, go to Orlando, buy
and a '72 Impala," ··
his own brother ·- "Ja
brand new album out
so while you're waiting
(Liv has a new album
stores in May), you
his." He also spoofed
Rain."
More important
songs was his stage
Anyone could tell
looking at Taylor, that
wasn't just music; it
of him.
He felt the-

obvious he is his 011n
He has .[un on the stage,
easy to sec. That fun
to his music and to the
I also had the
joining the Programm
and Liv for dinner in
eteria and witnessed the
iment of "zaniness."
point he was learning
spin a caf. tray on his fin
Overall, this was
the finest show 10
Wilkes. For this the
ming Board is to re
ulated and (once again
for bringing us top q
tainment.

wed cruisin!
"lh the P
The Boru
ght (Saturd
York como

com&lt;
Dar
smg Star,
Aside
clubs,
at such hot
The Tralfa~
Comedy '

at tli

that glorio
spring,
Id be nomir
ing perfo
ttraction" he
terrorized
a wee!
a psycho
by Glenn
' he was a
Jar tycoon.
the 1970'
what has
prospen
in c reer.

�February 4, 1988

otter

•

IS

•

coming _

Wilkes-Barre, a town
awed cruising, it's "Late
~ith the Programming
The Board's special
1ght (Saturday, Feb 6)
York comcdian,Wayne
, so we're not "Late
1th David Leuerman,"
l we have one of his
this weekend. Wayne
a frequent Letterman
II appear Saturday night
PA al 8:00pm.

Aquarius- Wake up and smell the Susquy !!! If you
see your shadow, it is 3 more weeks of Happiness, but
if you can't seem to get yourself out of bed, boy, you're
in for it.

His material
school,
locks, airplane flights,
nd diets. He deals with
iccts to the point where
hal'c to say "Hey, that's

Cancer- Good things come to those who wait, and
boy have you been waiting. This will be a Happy
Week worth the wait.
Leo- Pack it up kid, it seems like a storm clOL.i'.:i will
follow you everywhere you go, but not to fret, help is on
the way.

r has spent his career
r,;ople laugh on or
the East Coast. He has
or such musical greats as
emptations; The Nitty
Dirt Band, Three Dog
Warren Zcvon, Stephen
f Crosby, Stills, Nash,
ng), The Four Tops,
alll, Chakll Kahn and
ppcaring at the Valley
us1c Fair, The Westbury
Fair, The Brandywine
Resorts International and
Hotels and Casinos,
A1lantic City.

ust music; it
He felt
is voice w
to his broth
he is his o
fun on the s
see. That
usic and to the
1lso had the
the Program
· for dinner in
1d witnessed
&gt;f "zaniness."
e was Icarnin
1f. tray on his fi
:rail, this
est show
For this
oard is t
.nd (once
sing US LO

Cancer's got
the Happy Week

Capricorn- Believe it or not, you can't do everything.
You are human and it is impossible to do an infinity of
things at once.

r is called "a comedian

slex1c,
to Orlando,
72 Impala,"
brother -ew album
! you're wai
: a new albu
.n May), y
[e also spoofi

PAGE SEVEN

Philadelphia, The Comedy Cafe most recently, three appearances
in Washington D.C., Rascals in on George Schlatter's "Comedy
Virgo- People are not that gullible. You may think you
West Orange, NJ, the charm City Club," a syndicated program
are clever, but some one might be "putting one over" on
Comedy Club in Baltimore, The from the Emmy Award winner
Treehouse in Westport, CT, and who brought us "Laugh In." As you. Be suspicious, Virgo.
Danny's Hoho in Brantford, for radio, he hosted a weekly
Ontario. He has also performed com-edy show on WXPN-FM,
at
over
50
colleges
and Philadelphia and was a regular L~bra- Get a taste of the high life this week; go out and
have some fun , because a bad moon will rise over you
universities.
guest on "The Jay Reynolds,"
Cotter's face or voice may WABC-AM, New York. He also next week.
be familiar to TV, radio and film had a role in the Alan Parker
fans, too. He has appeared on film, ''Birdy."
Scorpio- Don't be so ridiculous, things are not as bad
PM magazine twice. Once as a
As a Letterman fan,
as they seem. Smile and stop feeling sorry for
feature story, the other spot- seen Wayne on the
has also headlined at lighting his work on the music numerous times and can honestly yourself!!!
York City comedy clubs video "I Can Dream About You," say he is ~ funny and is
Caroline's, Dangerfield's, in which he starred and co-wrote. guaranteed to make you laugh or .Sagittarius- Be prepared for a little surprise; it may hit
a Rising Star, and The He has been on ABC's 20-20 in at least make you say, "I know
you when you least suspect it, or least want it.
S1rip. Aside from the a documentary about comedians. what he's talking about.
York clubs, he has Beside news programs, he has
Don't be late, seating is at a
at such hot comedy appeared on "Comedy Tonight," premium for this top comedian. Pisces- Calm down, if it seems that you are running at
111 The Tralfamador
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on at the movies

your week; you're probably the only sane person left.

ichael Douglas--HOT!

Aries- Don't embellish trifle things, nor dwell on them
either. Don't waist you time; you have better things to
do.

c is one man and one
ooly who deserves the
y Award for best actor in
\\'hen that glorious night
this spring, Michael
should be nominated for
outstanding performances.
Attraction" he played
of a terrorized husband
gal'e into a weekend of
with a psychotic woplaycd by Glenn Close.
I Street" he was a callous
lion dollar tycoon.
was in the 1970's when
began what has turned
oc a very prosperous actproducing career. He is

the son of Hollywood tough guy
Kirk Douglas. It was in the hour
long
television
show,
"The
Streets of San Francisco" where
Michael Douglas received his
first big break in acting. He was
chosen to play beside Karl
Malden as his detective partner.
From there he moved into the
realm of the film world.
Early in his career, Douglas
starred opposite French actress
Genevieve Bujold in "Coma." At
this time he was a reletively
unknown actor.
It's in the
1980s that he has made an extraordinary name for himself. First
he
starred
in
"The
Star
Ghamber," which received little
attention by either the critics or

the movie paying audience.
However, this was a powerful
film which took an incredible
look at our court system and its
fallacies. After "Star Chamber"
Douglas' career sky- rocketed
when "Romancing the Stone" hit
the wide screen. Douglas produced and starred in this comedyadventure with
the · alluring
Kathleen Turner and the hilarious
Danny Devito. This movie was
a suprise hit and made way for a
sequel that was almost as
successful, called "Jewel of the
Nile."
He also produced this
movie with the same cast as the

Continued on p.10

Taurus- Brother Bull, this may be your week to
achieve. With a little hard work the world could be
yours.
Gemini- Take care, you may be hurting some one you
love and don't know it. Listen deeply to the ones you
love; they may be telling you something.

·MA)' TUE I.TADS
BE ~ITU )'OU

�February 4, 1988

PAGE EIGHT

WCLH Spotli2ht

Two stupid DJ's from WCLH
by Wendi Harvey
Radio Station: "WCLH. M.ay I
help you?"
The Beacon: "Hi. Who's this?"
R. S. : "Oh, just a stupid DJ."
T. B. : "What's your name--'stupid DJ'?"
R. S. : "Jeff."
T. B. : "Jeff what?"
Jeff: "Jeff Morton."
T. B. : "What kind of music do
you play?"
Jeff: "My friend and I play
progressive music."
T. B. : "Who's your friend? Does
he do the show with you?"
Jeff: "Yeah.
He's just another
'stupid DJ'."
T. B. : "What's his name?"
Jeff: "Phil Montuori."
T. B. : "Where do you live?"
Jeff: "Sterling Hall, room 3."
T. B. : "Do you always give information over the phone to
people you don't know?"
Jeff: "Yeah."
T. B. : "Well, I'm callif)g for the
Beacon, and I was wondering if
you would like to be interviewed."
Jeff: (to his co-DJ) "Hey, Phil.
This is the Beacon. They want
to know if they can interview
us." (To the Beacon) "Yeah,
sure."
T. B. : "Can we take a picture
too?"
Jeff: (to his co-DJ) "They want a
picture too." (To the Beacon):
"OK."
So Monday night I met with
the two "stupid DJ's " in Sterling
Hall, room 3. I walked into a
room filled with banners of U2,
PIL, House Martins, Simple

Minds, and The Smiths. I began
to rattle off questions.
T. B. : "So why are you 'stupid
DJ's'?"
Jeff: "Because we have no brain
cells."
T. B. : "How long have you had
no brain cells?"
Phil: "Since we entered Wilkes."

examples?"
Both: "INXS, REM, Big Country
T. B. : "What are your majors,
and where are you from?"
Phil:
'Tm a communications
major from Lincoln Park, New
Jersey."
Jeff: 'Tm a history major from

Phil wants to work for KRZ."
Phil: "No, no! I want to work
for t.v .. "
T. B. : "Doing what?"
Phil: "Behind the scenes doing
camera work, or maybe satellite."
T. B. : "Who are your favorite
groups?"

Disney
Jambore

thing."
T. B. : "Why
listen to your show?"
Jeff: "If they are deaf
listen."

w
with
of vacat
three mo
August 22,
wn,

new or different music know any different."
T. B. : "Because you
DJ's?' Would you r
anything to your listene~
Jeff: "Why?"
T. B. : "Why what?"
Jeff: "Why the bell
plays 'Big Ben', but it'
same."
words?"

Pictured above are ffeJ and lihP, two stupid DJ's from WCLH. They can be heard Mon. 3-5 on WCLH
T. B. : "How long have you worked with WCLH?"
Phil: "Freshman year we had a
show."
T. B. : "What kind of music did
you play then?"
Jeff: "Same stupid stuff."
T. B. : "Could you give me some

Gettysburg."
T. B. : "History
major? What
makes you interested in being a
DJ?"
Jeff: "It's something fun to do.
It was always my goal to be a
"stupid DJ". We were both born
with microphones in our hands.

Both: "We both hate Springsteen, but U2 is great. They are
God."
T. B. : "Why do you think they
are God?"
Both : "Their music is perfect.
Everything about them gives you
a feeling you are worth some-

Both: "Although W
be more organized
tial. We arc very
improvements can h
I found ou
station has new
and though it is ~
ganized, it is run be
was last year. I wan
why the radio station
the air very often,
"stupid DJ's" said the
was old and nee
repaired. The Beacon
Semyon, WCLH statial
to explain why the s
on the air when it
Semyon explained that
ment was broken, but
fixed. The schedule
hung up, and the s
be running 7 am to 12
So now that the
is e n the air, don't
1wo "stupid DJ's" are
~.1-::-~days between 3
ar.d they welcome your

unica
hang
ents

he

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If

March
jft th
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n fact,
a littl
starte

Pope comes to Wilkes
Startling as it seemed, and
unlikely as it was, I stumbled
into Alexander Pope in the third
floor hallway of the Stark
Learning Center one recent Wednesday night during Christrna~
break! He seemed confused and
disoriented. I could hardly speak.
"Aren't
you
Alexander
Pope?" I managed to blnrt out.
"The very same, sir," he
responded. "But vii.ere on God's
green earth am I?" he demanded.
"Wilkes College, sir," I told
him.
Mr. Pope's eyebrows raised
distinctively to the middle of his
forehead. He glanced out the window toward the Susquehanna.
"Is that the Themes or the
Avon?" he asked. • - -

"Neither, sir," I explained,
pointing to the rolling muddy
chunks of floating ice.
"That's
the mighty Susquehanna," I told
him.
"Ah, must be I'm in Yorkshire, then," he mused.
"Pennsylvania, sir," I · corrected. Mr. Pope looked bewildered. He explained that the last
thing he rememberect had been
discussing the possibilities of
time travel with the Duke of
Bolingbroke's magician.
"O, sir, what a miracle!" I
exclaimed.
"Do you think, as
long as you're here, you might
teach, say, a workshop on couplets?"
Mr. Pope seemed to brighten as he checkerl his gloves.
"Well, perhaps.
I do know a
thing or two · about pentameter;"

he offered.
"We'd be in your debt, sir,"
I told him. "It would be such an
honor."
Mr. Pope's eyebrows
seemed to rest peacefully above
his eyes.
"Come with me," I told him.
"We'll go right to the Dean!"
When we got to the Dean's
office, we were told to go tQ
Admissions.
When we got to
Admissions \\'e were told to go
to Financial Aid. When we got
to Financial Aid we were told
that without a valid 1986 1040
tax form, there was nothing the
college could do.
"But
this
is
Alexander
Pope!" I told them.
"Sorry!" was the response.
"Unless he's related to a Sordoni."

Heading
back
across
campus, Mr. Pope seemed disillusioned. "I've had this trouble
before," he told me. "In England
they wouldii't let me attend
school because I'm Catholic."

"You're kidding!
"But you translated the
was amazed.
'J:'.xtracurricular,

co
C

Continued top. 9

Quartet at Wil
by Wendi Harvey
There will be a concert and
lecture series held in Dorothy
Dickson Darte Center on Monday, February 8, at 8 pm. Featured will be the Fresk Quartet
who first played together in the
early 1960's at the College of
Music in Stockholm. The members of the quartet are: Lars
Fresk, violin; Hans-Erik West-

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WO

A different perspective
by Bill Barber

c

relatio
that

told him,
Life E
Mr. Pop

I assured
berg, violin; Lars-G
viola; and Per
cello.
In 1965
Fresk Quartet, an
they
were
Rikskonserter,
stitute for Nat

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thout furth~
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�February 4, 1988

PAGE NINE,

at Disney: a dream come true
le Broton

rig."
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.en to your show?"
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ls."
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w or different mu
ow any different."
B. : "Because y
's?'
Would you
ything to your lis
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B. : "Why what?"
ff: "Why the be
1ys 'Big Ben',
me."

)rds?"
:ith: "Although W
: more organized,
11. We are very
1provements can
I found out
ation has new
1d though it is
mized, 1t 1s run
·as last year. I w
·hy the radio stati
1e air very often,
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,as old and n
:paired. The Beac
emyon, WCLH sta
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n the air when
emyon explained
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ixed. The schedu
ung up, and the
e running 7 am to 12
So now that the
s en the air,
wo "stupid DJ's
-.1-:,~days betwee
1r.o they welcom

Saueraker,
Disney World's
Jamboree was a
true. While most
ipcnt their summer
small businesses in
own, with only a
two of vacation time,
t three months, from
August 22, 1987, in
ation spot, Florida.
gh Janelle •says she
time, she also assured
re was a lot of work
with the summer
at Disney World.
ed in Frontier Land,
lay known as the
Jamboree. Her job
spicier, which meant
would "introduce" the
the audience before
mide, giving them a
spiel. As a spieler,
't given a set speech
c, Disney gave her
uon that she had to
the exact wording of
was left up to her
Janelle worked forty
k at Disney World,
required to take a
seminar each week so
receive h~r twelve
communications. The
ic changed weekly,
students lessons in
public relations.
fact that
Janelle
lhc chance to intern at
World
especially
her entire
· process was a last
ision. If you had
le in March what she
doing JP the summer,
never' have saic!
about working
in
orld. In fact, it wasn't
, just a little over a
e she started the job,

"You're kidding
'But you translated
1/:IS amazed.
.
"Extracurricular,

couple of
credits?" I

Continued to p. 9
afraid no:. Just a lot of
the ~arden and all

11

lt Wil
berg, violin;
viola;
and
cello.
In 1965 they
Fresk Quartet, and t
they
were
e
Rikskonserter, the
stitute for Natio

said.
,' I told him, "maybe
get Life Equivilcncy
." Mr. Pope seemed
. I assured him the
1ould be honored to
do a 17th Century
Without furth..-:r hesita:: him straight to the
English Department.
sorry, " said the head
artrnent, 'Tm afraid
degree we simply won't
use you." Mr. Pope
alien.

that Janelle even considered
applying
for
the
internship.
Once
she
turned
in
her
application at the Co-op office
(third floor, Hollenback) on a
Thursday, on Friday she received
a phone call telling her that the
interviews for Disney World were
that
Monday
in
Delaware.
Deciding to take a chance,
Janelle went to Delaware and was
interviewed.
There were 450
college students present, and
they were told that only 60 were
to be chosen. The students were
also given a presentation about
what their summer would be like
if they were chosen. Accor&lt;ling
to Janelle, after she saw the the
presentation, she "really wanted
to do this." . Because of the
number of students applying,
they were interviewed in groups
of two or three.
After the
interview, Janelle was told that
if she got the job, she would
receive a letter within two
weeks.
Now came the hardest
part, waiting.
Janelle said, "I
came back and sat in my room,
waiting
for
my
letter."
Fortunately for Janelle, she was
one of the lucky ones-- she
received the letter saying that
her summer would be spent in
Florida.
The next month, Janelle was
in
Florida,
staying
in
accommodations
provided
by
Disney World. She and the other
550 college students from all
over the world stayed at a
condominiumstyle
complex
called Lake Vista Village that
was only ten minutes from the
park.
In Lake Vista Village,
there were plenty of things to
make the stay away from home
very enjoyable, things such as:
two swimming pools, two tennis
courts, a bar and restaurant, and a
jacuzzi.
In
addition,
transportation was provided to

and from the park. The students
were also given free admission
into the park at any time.
Because
Janelle
worked
at
Frontier Land, and knew what it
encompassed almost by heart,
she would spend her ·time in
EPCOT when she chose to visit
the park.
One of the most interesting
things Janelle found at Disney
World was the underground

"Degree?" I shouted.
"Do
you
realize
who
this
is?
Alexander Pope!
He wrote the
Essay on Criticism.
He wrote
the Essay on Man! "
"Has he had CS ll 5?" the
head of the department wanted to
know.
"CS what?" Mr. Pope asked.
"Computer science." we were
told. "It's part of the core curriculum."
"But sir.. .I only use a long
quill pen." Mr. Pope offered.
"Well, I'm sure we can get
you into a good program," the
head of the department suggested. "Now lets see, have you
had Psych 101?"
Alexander Pope's eyebrows
did that incredible dance across
the middle of his forehead as he
stared at me.
Helplessly, I
turned back to the head of the

department.
"Isn't there anything we can
do?" I pleaded.
"Of course," he offered.
"We always do our best to make
special considerations. Now let
me see. . ." He fussed over his
papers for a few minutes until he
suddenly brightened.
Mr. Pope
and I looked at him with anticipation.
"Well, in light of the fact
that you've written a couple of
essays, I might let you challange
Comp 101," he offered.
"Good day," Mr. Pope said
nsmg.
He pulled his cape up
around his shoulders and strode
to the door.
"Wait!" I shouted after him.
I caught up to him at the bell
tower. "Hello Dolly" was chiming away at full volume.
"Please,
Mr.
Pope,"
I

tunnels.
Beneath the actual
park, there are catacombs of
tunnels where the employees go
om their breaks.
"It's an
underground city with cafeterias
and everything," ranelle said.
The doors to get to the tunnels
are widely dispersed throughout
the park, but the average park
visitor wouldn't recognize them
because they are well hidden in
the scenery.
Naturally, there were a few
drawbacks, such as the heat,
which Janelle said was incredible
this past summer.
Also, this
was the literal once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
Students are not
allowed to intern at Disney
World more than once, however,
by . working one day a year, they
can retain their work status and
return to work whenever they
choose.
Flanked by Janelle Saueraker is Dopey and Snow White, two of the many
Janelle,
a
junior ....::fri:.:·.:..en:.:..d:.:s;...s;...h...:e_m_.:..a_de_th_is_s_um_m_e_r_w_h_il_e_in_te_rn_in...:g:::.._at_D_is_n_e.._y_W_or_l_d_._ _ __
communications
major,
is
planning to get into broadcast
news when she gets out of
school, and would like to work
in Boston, where she hopes to
intern this summer. When asked
what stood out the most from the
summer
she
replied,
"the
people." Having an opportunity
to live and work with college
students from all over the world
was the thing that stuck out in
her mind about this summer.
The friendships that she made in
Florida have spanned many
miles. They have kept in touch

through frequent letters and, due
to the cost, not so frequent
phone calls.
Also, this past
Christmas break, those who live
in the United States had a
reunion in New York City.
According to Janelle, "It was
wonderful, everyone sho\\'.ed up.
I didn't expect them all to . . .
but everyone showed up."
Janelle had a wonderful time
interning at Disney World and
she learned a lot about dealing
with people, a valuable skill for
a future newscaster. Having had,
"the best time of her life,"

Janelle encourages everyone to
try to experience a summer
internship, especially one at a
place like Disney World.
The
person to talk to is Cheryl
Gibson at Co-op. Mrs. Gibson
said that the applications for
Disney will be in within the end
of the month.
When asked if
she had advice for anyone
looking for a summer internship,
Janelle replied, "All I can say is:
Go for it! You get a lot out of
it."
That's good advice from
someone who has been there.

Mr. Pope stopped and did
begged. ·"Don't leave!"
"Obviously I'm not needed his eyebrow dance again. "And
here," came his affronted reply. where," he asked me "might that
be?"
Tm going back to England."
"Come on," I said, opening
· "No, no please," I struggled.
"I've got a better idea. I think I the door of my battered Pontiac.
know where you might get some "Let's go have a talk with
LCCC."
appreciation."

�February 4, 1988

PAGE TEN

Colonels

At the Movies

Continued from pg. 12

Continued from p. 7

selves back together to pick up
scoring late in the second half
but Argentati took over and just
the victory.
wouldn't give up. Nolan led all
"The game actually came
scorers with 27 points. It was
down to a five minute bali
the third time this week that
game," Steeber said.
Nolan was tops in scoring.
In
It was evident in their play
two games earlier in the week he
that the Colonels were not going
to easily concede. One of the . netted 29 points. Besides his ofkey reasons for this may be that fensive play Saturday night,
Nolan and Steeber both played Nolan also contributed greatly
He helped the
outstanding games at the same on defense.
time. Nolan led all scorers with Colonels hold Delaware Valley's
29 · points.
Steeber netted 17 Joe Butts to just eight points.
The confidence and pr~de the
points and recorded seven rebounds.
Sophomore
Dave team has now is evident in the
Argentati added 13 more points way thay've been playing in the
and went three-for-three in three past couple games. Nolan feels
point shots. Senior center Scott pretty confident going into the
Jacoby was instrumental in de- last seven games of the season.
fense as he pulled down nine re- Five of those games are MAC
contests.
"We have to win all
bounds for the Colonels.
On the 30th, when the five [games] to make . the play"The next
Aggies of Delaware Valley came offs," Nolan said.
into the Wilkes Gymnasium, few games we'll be pretty hot;
they knew they would have to these wins have really helped."
"Our record doesn't really
contend -with the shooting of
Nolan and Steeber. What they show it , but we really have a dedidn't relize is that Argentati cent team. We're capable of winwould also be a formidable force ning if we keep playing with the
intensity we have been," Steeber
coming off the Colonel bench.
"They [Delaware
Steeber had an off night commented.
scoring
only
eight
points. Valley and King's] are two of the
Nolan was hot from the be- - toughest teams we play and we
ginning and helped the Colonels beat them. We can win all the
take a 13-9 lead early in the remaining games we have to
game. Delaware Valley was then play. We can't afford to lose any
able to temporarily shut down more games."
"This club has a lot of pride
Wilkes' full court press and
Nolan to take a 30-21 lead with and wants to do well," Rainey
said, " and its been working real
just 6:21 remaining in the half.
Enter Argentati into the hard, and, as a result, it's startWe're playing
game.
The 6-foot-1 sophomore ing to pay off.
scored eight points to help bring better basketball. We're playing
aggressively,
and
it's
the Colonels back to
a two more
showing.
The
young
players
are
point lead at halftime. Argentati
netted 18 points overall.
Most playing better. It's good to see
team
coming
together.
of his scoring came at very this
important moments late in the We've been playing hard all
game. When the Aggies came year, we've just been coming up
back to tie the score at 56 with short."
Both
Wilkes'
basketball
just 6:47 left in the game
Argentati put up eight straight teams will be in action at home
points in less than a minute to Saturday against Lycoming. The
women's game starts at 7:00 and
put the Colonels ahead for good.
Delaware Valley was able to the men will take the court at
hold Nolan from any serious 9:00.

original.
Shortly before "Jewel," he
produced a touching sciencefiction
love
story
called
"Starman."
This film garnered
an Academy Award nomination
for leading man, Jeff Bridges.
In a span- of a few months
in 1987, Michael Douglas came
out with two films that should
catapult him into being one of
the most popular actors of all
time.
He is at least the best
actor around at this current point
in time.

Quartet
Continued from p. 8
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in Sweden and encouraged young
musicians. The Quartet has also
toured in EuroP.e, the Soviet
·Union, Canada, and Australia.
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PAGE ELEVEN

nine

lonels keep rolling

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Mejias won his second
match of the day as he was
awarded a forfeit at 126; Miller
and Smith both recorded major
decisions at 134 and
142.
Castano got back on the winning track as he recorded a
decision at 150.
Goldowsk.i
recorded his third victory of the
day with a 6-2 decision over
George Liusi. Also recording his
third
victory of the day was
Schroat at 167.
Additional victories for the
Colonels came from Rome at
177, and Palanchi at 190, making the final score: Wilkes 35,
Southern Conneticut 9.
This coming Saturday the
Colonels will face a stem test as
they host Army, Rutgers, and
William and Mary.
All three
teams should give the Colonels
all they can handle, and the
wrestlers would really appreciate
the support of the student body
and faculty.
So if you're not
doing anything this Saturday
afternoon and you're getting
cabin fever, stop by the Wilkes
College gym at twelve noon and
show
some
school
spirit.

ma tch of the day: Montclair's
Pete Georgeotus, a transfer from
have been very Oklahoma, handed Craig Rome
Wilkes College his first loss of the season as he
, and this Saturday defeated Rome 4-3.
The Colonels then went on
xception as
the
to win the final two matches of
lhree victories.
fu'l victory was pro- the bout. Marc Palanchi's pin at
hardcst, as ... they 190, and the heavyweight vie-:_
to made the final score:
tclair State 35 to tory
, Brian Bauer con- Wilkes 35,_ Montclair State 14.
In the second match of the
nning ways as he
Almadya at the 1:40 day the Colonels faced Lowell
126, Dennis Mejias Tech, whom Wilkes easily de-6-5 decision to Pete fcated 39-8.
Recording pins for
the
urt Tamai gave the
big lift as he pinned Colonels were Tamai at 118, and
,a in
2:38. Mejias at 126. For Tamai it was
te then won the his second pin of the day.
and
Goldowski
both
tchcs to close the Miller
technical falls for the
I. In the 142 bout, posted
·i defeated Joe Colonels.
Also recording victories for
and at 150 Carl
Wilkes
were Dave Bonomo at
nical failed Frank
142, Shroat
at 167, Chris
!hen started its roll, , Should
at 177, and Steve
Schannauer at heavyweight.
The Colonels last match of
, to up the score to
the
day
was against Southern
Schroat continued
The Colonels had
1c wrestling as he Connecticut.
problems
in
this
one,
Picozzi to give the no
24-11 lead. The 177 winning again with a score of 35
probably the best to 9.

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during regulation
, However, in the
overtime period, the
shined.
regular play neither
illc to mount a sucive attack to tak(:
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ianained close, switchk and forth throughLady Monarchs took a
lead, 54-51, on two
Wilkes then

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overtime
Women's basketball
up a big victory
College last Wedht in
Scandlon
Using some key
IW)rtunities the Lady
able to knock off
Monarchs 66-65 in
Saturday, Wilkes playCougars of College
in an away game.
Colonels were defeated
women's basketball

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hit two fo ul shots.
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1:38 remaining , King's took a point baskets in her outstanding
55-53 advantage.
performance.
Widow Makers
39
Blue Whales
32
On consecutive shots by
Freshman JoAnne McDonald
Tri Slamma Jamma 63
6 and Under
44
sophomore Lisa Burak and junior netted 13 points and Ruff added
Beavereeters
66
Laff and a Half 17
Melissa
Kennef}y,
the
Lady 11.
Tri Slamma Jamma 57
Falcons
46
Colonels
went ahead 57-55.
The Lady Colonels next
Schloms
60
Widow Makers 38
But the lead did not stand. With play at home tonight (Thursday)
Men of Girth
55
The Reels
39
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the game, Lady Monarch Rhonda is set for 7:00 ~.m.
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February 4, 19

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XL

18766

No.14

C Ol OIl el Of
the w eek Colonels defeat
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Kin ifs and Delaware Valley fall

by Lisa Miller
Last week the men's basketball team put together back to
back
victories
over
Middle
Atlantic Conference rivals King's
College and Delaware Valley.
The Colonels had met both teams
previously and come up short.
The Monarchs of King's College
may have defeated the Colonels
back in December in the Wilkes'
gym by ten points, but last
Wednesday was a different story.
Wilkes traveled across town to
meet the Monarchs in Scandlon
Gymnasium, and
returned the
favor m a stunning 73-65 victory over the Monarchs. On Saturday
the
Colonels
hosted
Delaware Valley, a team which
had defeated the Colonels on the
road over break. This time the
Colonels rallied to a 72-66 triumph to increase their MAC record to 5-6.
"At the present time we're
playing with a great deal of confidence," said Head Coach Ron
Rainey.
"From the
[King's]
win, good feelings have· come
and our confidence has gotten bet-

1l'

ter.
When you're losing you
start to doubt yourself and what
your doing out on the floor. If
we can hold teams to j ust in the
60s we're going to have a good
chance at winning because we've
proved we can score at least that
many. This proves what we're doing on the court is starting to
work. If we keep doing things
consistently in a game, we will
come out a winner."
Early in the first half of the
King's game the Monarchs took
control, forcing several Wilkes
turnovers. The Colonels took a
time out to regroup and came
back ready to do battle. Battle
they did, as the Colonels scored
19 unanswered points in the
middle portion of the first half
to take a 20 point lead. Late in
the first period the Colonels led
38-18, but the Monarch's had cut
the lead to 38-25 by halftime.
Senior forward Jeff Steeber
commented on the game by saying, "We started off really well.
We actually played 40 minutes of
good basketall.
We made key
shots and really hustled the ball.
At one point in the first half we

were up by 20 points,
the second half we g~
they came back to uc
when we switched to a
man defense. I dido t
see us take a 20 point
lose the game."
"I think it was s
first
going anywhere, th·
[Argentati] hit a three
and that seemed to
around," said sopho
Jim Nolan.
"Going
game we were all ps)
were all up. We wanted
badly."
In the
mounted
make a run at W1
Using a pressure de
Monarchs were able to
into the game by I
Colonels into turning
over. King's came
the ball game at 54.
Just when it looked
Colonels were going to
er the pressure, Rainey
team were able to

5

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over
in en
to
of

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Under the pre
Wilkes is heatec

had a comJ
'ch kind of fuel
would best
the College and
community.
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involve ger
comprehen
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process. Wi
the comprehen
AccordinB
e were to follov
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show
the
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a big gap to
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·e up by 20
second half we
y came back to
~n we switched
1 defense. I
us take a 20
: the game."
"I think it was
because it
1g
anywhere,
gentati] hit a
that seemed
md," said soph
Nolan.
"Go·
1e we were all
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mted an
:e a run at
Jsing a pressure
)archs were able
the game by
Jnels into tum1
King's came
)all game at 54.
Just when it I
mcls were going
he pressure, Rai
1 were able to

over

a

a year in energy
according to Paul
-president of bus·s and auxiliary
Under the present
, Wilkes is heated by
Barre steam heating

m would best suit
of the College and also
community.
The
evaluating the current
em involve general
comprehensive
thcn
an
n process. Wilkes
the comprehensive
e.
According to
we were to follow it,
rrrluce the energy cost
show the least
fuel is oil, followed
a big gap to the
. 0'Hop said the

cost of implementing the program will either be paid to the
engineer or a utility. Since
Wilkes College is a large
consumer of energy, the fuel
plan should be beneficial to both
the College and the Wilkes-Barre
community, said O'Hop because
"what we do might hurt our
neighbors." By designating one
source of fuel, they may be
raising another person's fuel
cost.
Dr.
Christopher Breiseth,
College
president,
said
the
energy
plan
also
includes
measures for improving ventilation in the basement of Stark
Learning Center.
Better ventilation would also prevent the
radon level from reaching a level
above normal.
O'Hop
said
that
precautionary measures are be taken
to ensurethat the HV AC (Heating,
Ventilation, Air Conditioning)
in the present system
were
designed.
O'Hop
compared
Wilkes having a minor radon
problem on Campus to a doctor

with a cold. "The restricted access (to certain areas in the
basement of Stark) were from
preliminary results.
There is a
certain amount of panic mentality. I don't mean to downplay
the seriousness of the situation,
but we wouldn't intentionally
expose anyone."
He said that "all was being
building breathe, he said, with
an air exchange system, heat,
and ventilation in appropriate
places.
O'Hop said that sometimes people don't like a vent
and put plaster over it, automatic
leuvers (Venetian Blinds) or clog
it up in some way. He said,"If
it's possible to give us better
air, an energy plan will do that.
We must first look at design
systems to see that they are
operating the way they were
designed to operate.
We will
continue to study it and get more
details on it ... We are chipping
away after many years of benign
neglect to slowly get things
rectified."

you have condom sense?
Condom
Week
being observed
die Country February

JM_

14-21.
In conjunction with
NCW pharmacies and community agencies are se1zmg the
opportunity to- address growing
concerns about AIDS, sexually
Transmitted Diseases {STDs) and

unintended pregnancies.
The Health Service invites
you to test your "Condom Sense"
with the following questions:

~

The Aids viruses can be transmitted through a condom.

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□

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□

There have been recent strides in the treatment of condyloma.

□

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Venerial disease is a major problem in Third World countries
but not in an industrialized society.

□

□

"My partner takes 'the pill' so I don't need to be bothered with
using condoms."

D

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"Since I am not a homosexual or an IV drug user, I don't need to be
concerned with condoms."

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Condoms are available in the Health Service office located in Hollenback
Hall at no charge.

See Answers on p.4

11, 1988

Sweet- earts -dance
at '' the woods''

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The commuter council and the Inter-hall Residency
Council are planning a Valentine's Day Dinner Dance
Saturday, February 13th at the Woodlands.
Cocktails will be serrved pt 7- 7:30p.m., Dinner from 7:309p.m., and the Dance from 9-1 a.m. The cost will be $7.50
a person. Entertainment will be performed by "Fling-AThings" Tickets will be sold in Stark Lobby.

�PAGE TWO

Editorial

Please, no
dancing
condoms!
Few issues facing the world today elicit more controversy and
discussion than condoms--their use, their effectiveness, and
especially their place in schools and in the lives of today's youth.
It is generally accepted that condoms are the best--and in many
cases the only--way to protect against AIDS, sexually transmitted
diseases, and pregnancy, and they do, in fact, have a place in the
life of many sexually active students on this campus. This point
has never been disputed by the powers that be at Wilkes--condoms
are available on campus in vending machines and the bookstore
and also are available free of charge at Health Services, located in
Hollenback Hall. The condoms are available, and students are
slowly but surely being informed of their importance.
Perhaps ¢at is the best point--slowly but surely. The sooner
students are aware of the pros and cons of condoms and of the
diseases they protect agains( the sooner students can start
practicing safe sex. Granted, Wilkes has done its part. Students
have the option to purchase or procure condoms on campus. What
they are really lacking is the information and the awareness that
should go with condom use.
This coming week is National
Condom Week, an attempt to inform people--especially those
people in the 16-to- 24- year-old age range--about the · importance
of condom use.
In order to give Wilkes students some
information on National Condom Week, The Beacon
was
prepared, in .. addition to running the article you see on ' the· front
page, to print a public service announcement that depicted a row
of condoms dancing ''Rockette" style. The ad was intended to draw
students' attention and perhaps to make them wonder, "What's all
the commotion about condoms?" or just to make them smile.
Still, upon seeing the ad, the student would become, at least for a
fleeting time, awa~ of condoms. The ad was not offensive; it
was amusing.
It served to interest the student without shoving
hard facts down his throat
But as you might have noticed, the ad is nowhere to be found
in this issue of- The Beacon. Why? Good question. When it was
brought to the attention of adminstrators that this ad would be run,
the ad was shown around the halls of W eckesser and it was decided
that the ad was inappropriate for publication.
What could possibly prompt .administrators to suggest that a
perfectly harmless public service ·ad for National Condom Week
not be run? This one simple word--condom. What will people
think when they see "dancing" condoms on the front page of a
college newspaper? Won't we offend people? My question is: just
where does the concern of the administrators lie? Does it lie with
the students at whom this ad is directed or does it lie with the
public/Board of Trustees/parents/local press who might actually be
offended by the ad? My guess wouldn't be "with the students."
Wilkes has again shown that its concern with image at certain
times is more important than its concern with students. The ad is
intended to make students aware of condoms. Sure, an article
would help, but to- this visually stimulated generation, pictures
speak louder than words. Although some may have said that the
ad shouldn't be run because it was too cute, I somehow doubt that
the ad would ' have run in an·y form. The administrators at Wilkes
are so afraid of offending the public at large (or perhaps the big
money contributors) that they are willing, at the expense of the
fifth amendment and student health, to exercise just the tiniest bit
of censorship. Well, even the tiniest ·bit of ce~sorship is too
much. The ad really should have run. Both Health Services and
The Beacon had agreed that the ad would bring about the desired
effect--awareness--and that should be the most important thing.
We are certainly not implying that Wilkes is willing to
sacrifice the health of its students for image, but they have come
very close this time. What good are condom machines without
student awareness?
What good are glowing words about the
support of safe sex without giving the students the knowledge to
practice it? Let's get condoms out of the closet--and into use.

February 11, 1988

Letter to the Editor
A Dead Horse
Editor:

to poll the students of Wilkes
myself, and found some interesting trends. I hope they will
be helpful:
( 1) Most students think the
belltower is ugly.
(2)
Most students think it
is a waste of money.
(3)
Most students apparently can't find anything else to
complain about.
(4)
No matter what any of
us think the belltower is here to
stay.
STOP BEATING A DEAD
HORSE.

As I read through the latest
copy of The Beacon (February 4),
something begins to occur to
me. A theme emerges. Consistency develops. A rigid structure
becomes apparent.
The belltower is mentioned again . . .
and again . . . and again. Last
year's redundant theme of "campus apathy" is replaced by this
year's just-as-boring "we hate the
belltower" theme.
The sooner this problem is Thank you,
resolved, the sooner it will be Gary Taylor
forgotten (hopefully). I decided

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The Beacon welcomes any and all letters to the editor. All
letters must be signed to insure validity, but name can be
withheld upon request. Just drop your letters at our office
on the third floor of the Student Center. Have your views
heard!

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and BMWs: the courtes
connection
And for those rl
any students who may actually
are dorm students, heie
be interested.
few examples (I'm SIR
Common courtesy.
There's been a lot of talk
This isn't an isolated in- come up with others~
going on around campus lately
getting phone m
about revising the core--adding cident, either.
If you're a commuter student, people are too Ml
new courses, maybe more requirements, maybe just toughening up think of the number of times them down; having
someone has parked you in. laundry taken out of
the ones we already have.
This, supposedly, will cure Granted, lack of parking is a and thrown in a
problem, but deliberately block- floor; not being aNe
Wilkes' students "problems."
But the more I think about ing someone else's way out just because the dr,rm is too
it, and the more time I spend . so you can park your car is (1)
listening .-to
people
around selfish and (2) rude.
campus, the more I think life at
Wilkes would be quite a bit more
bearable if just one course were
VOL. XL No. 15 February 11, 1988
required of all students ....
Common Courtesy 101.
Advisor-Tom Bigler
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
Really.
I know this is a
Feature Editors-Lee Moml
News Editors -Kim Klimek
phrase you think your "kinder-Wendi
-Amy Braun
garten teacher must have used
Photography Editors-Bed!
Sports Editors-Lisa Miller
when she was yelling at you
-Donna Yedlock
-Bll Kem
about sharing toys, but it's also
Staff Photographer-Bruce
Copy Editor-Eddie Lupico
a quality sadly lacking among
Business Manager-Joel
Ad Managers- Kathy L. Harris
many students here.
Sta'rf Cartoonist-JosephI
What do I mean by this?
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"
Well, here's an example:
I
recently overheard students in
Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, John Gordon,
Nancy Houtz, Michele Broton, Rob Mac Arrhur, Don (Se
one of my classes discussing an
(Buonocore).
instructor of theirs whom they
thought was a bad teacher--and
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters
the only reason they gave is that
scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed•
he won't let them wear hats,
the individual writer and not of the publication or the Colle
talk, or sleep in class. Whether
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all Ieuers to
their instructor is good or bad is
must be signed to insure validity .
immaterial; the point is that
being disruptive in class is rude-to the professor, who is, after
all, only doing his job, and to
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ondom" plating the
pus condom machines
time for "National
·, and along with
onnation that has
regarding AIDS, I
to think quite a
I am a
pun intended)
use of condoms,
matter I definately
J11Stallment of con-

way our money is
campus.
feelings when I saw
hine in our dorm
sitive. AIDS
e all fear, and,
surgeon general
sed to prevent
killer disease.

mus
Lirte

ignore the fact
have the need
dry their hands? I
ber the
donn
ts

meeting when our R.A. infonned
us that the college would no Ionger be providing paper towels
and soap for the dorms. For the
first few months of school, they
were provided for us. We were
told that the policy had changed
because it had just gotten to be
too expensive. If Wilkes considers itself an elitist institution,
why don't they provide the
chance to fulfill basic human
needs? Okay, so I have adjusted
pretty well. I have been taking
my own towel and soap to the
bathroom (because I have this
thing about washing my hands).
In my dorm we have a public
bathroom facility that is sharect'
by about 30 girls. There are 8
sinks, (two of which don't work
very well), and there is one
particular sink that evei:yone
uses. There are 30 people, and
at least half of them are sick all
the time. I'm sure genns · are
crawling the walls in that
bathroom. Now, if one person
has dirty hands, and they use the
phone, the next
rson who uses

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awarded over two
graduating college
college graduate who
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attend a personal
the Golub Club
Scholarship Commitrday, April 30,
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and
by March
14,
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Aid office.

$3,000 is quite a lot of money installation of the machines was
to spend on condom machines. wise because of the threat of pregCondoms are available in the nancy as well as the threat of
bookstore, and if you plan a- AIDS. I am not saying that they
head, you can buy a couple at shouldn't have been added to our
Fay's drug store.
I mentioned campus, but I am saying that
befor~. I am not against having Wilkes should be more aware of
condom
machines
available! how it spends it's money. BeHowever, some money could cause diseases don't only pass
have been saved. Why have a through
sexual
contact,
the
condom machine on every floor school should re-evaluate the ein Miner Hall?
One machine limination of paper towels and
could suffice, couldn't it? That soap from our bathrooms.
one machine could be placed in _...,.,"'_"'"-'~ - ~ ~.-.-.-..
the bathroom on the first floor,
making it convenient for everyone.
By strategically placing
Reminder!
condom machines on campus, perThe deadline for receipt of
haps some comers could have the PHEAA/Federal student loan
been cut, and some money could and the Wilkes College applihave been ·saved.
cation for financial aid is May 1,
The money saved by cutting 1988. Anyone who did not recomers could go to something ceive these applications is urge
else constructive, like paper tow- to obtain them from the Finan
els and soap--or something else cial Aid Office, 2nd floor, Sturde
that our campus needs (people vant Hall, immediately.
have plenty of ideas).
I realize that installing the
condom machines took a lot of
work time and discussion. The at"YV'~~~A.A..~~IUU~.11

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Continued from p. 3

Dealing with death

Foundation

by Kim Klimek

\nd for those
Drm students,
:xamples (I'm
up with o
g phone m
e are too
down;
ha·
ry taken out
thrown in a
not being
re the dnrm is

the phone can possibly
catch
whatever sickness lingers.
I talked to Mary Supey , the
school nurse, about the diseases
that could possibly pass because
of poor hygiene. 'Fhe':i{,1j'st disease she mentioned was hepititis,
and then she went on to say that
"just about every disease known
to man can be passed by not
washing your hands." Handwashing is basic sanitation, and it is
also a basic human need. ·
I also talked to John Pesta,
who is quite infonned about how
the funds are handled according
to the needs on campus. The condom machines were installe&lt;l by
one person, who is a member of
the in-house personel.
It cost
$3,342.05 to have all 19 condom machines installed in all of
the dorms. Wow .. .19 machines!
Either there is quite a lot of sex
going on 24 hours a day, or the
condoms that are in the machines
don't hold up too well.
I'm not the kind of person
who likes to complain every
chance I et but I think that

sleeping and eating.
If they
seem to be getting in the way, it
How does Wilkes College may be worthwhile to talk about
deal with the death of a it."
community member? Death is a
A friend around someone
subject as commonly avoided as going through this crisis should
"reality."
But, when fellow listen to what the other person
students, faculty, staff, and admin- has to say and be open to them.
istration are suddenly stricken According to a recent publication
with grief, we are awakened into Death and Dying, "If there is one
a kind of reality. We can't avoid thing people can't take during a
the word "death."
According to Mark Sowcik,
director of the Campus Counseling Service, most people find it
hard to come to terms with death.
He said it is nonnal to express
feelings like sadness or anger for
a loved. Many times, . the loss
becomes harder to cope with
when the death is a sudden one.
He recomends "talking to people
who you feel most comfortable
with.
"Initial
responses
are
helplessness or problems with

people can't take during a period:
of grief, however, it is deception:
or evasion.
The truth about/
death is almost always best. It
is better to talk about it, to
express the tears that are felt,
and to remember the person you
mourn."

Continued on p.4

S!ress Management Wcrksncp
6 session workshop
aimed at reducing stress

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Sowcik stresses talking to frien ds in the event of a death.

the ever-popular having things
stolen--from
clothes
missing
from the laundry room to
mysteriously emptied bottles of
laundry
detergent
to
food
vanishing from the donn refrigerator.
Again, all of these are
examples
of purely
selfish,
discourteous actions.
Common courtesy is, after
all, not that much to ask for, and
it would make life at Wilkes that
much more pleasant for all of us.
And to look at things in
quite a cynical way, it's a
technique that some Wilkes students might even find useful in
their
future
career.
Since,
according to the statistics in last
week's editorial, most students'
goal in attending college is
money,_ perhaps this courtesy
course could be "sold" to
students from the idea that it will
make them more marketable.
Who knows?
It might
work.
After all, the idea of
being polite to one's fellow
students for politeness' sake
alone doesn't seem to have
caught on here in a big way.
Perhaps this will be an
incentive to the Gordon Gekko
crowd:
just think, taking that
correct phone message now could
mean
important
connections
later--and just think, if you don't
wear your hats to class, some
grateful soul somewhere might
you that first BMW--and a

�PAGE FOUR

February 11, 1988

-)Winter Weekend
Activities
JY Amy Braun

Maybe you haven't yet made
any plans for the weekend of
February. 26. Maybe you have
been trymg to tell yourself you
are going to stay in and study
that weekend.
Well, forget it!
February 26, 27, and 28 just so
h~ppen to be Winter Weekend
this year.
How can you stay in
and study with all those activities going on around you? The
theme this year is Winter
Olympics '88, and it is being
sponsored by the Wilkes College
student government.
There will be 15 teams
involved in the weekend. There
will
14 people on each team,
consistmg of 7 guys and 7 girls.
There aren't as many teams this
Y~ _as there were last year, but
this is an attempt to limit confusion. The teams will each be
n~ed after a country, and they
will each bear banners represen~ng that country. Each student
m_vol~ed has to make a contnbution of $1.00. Student government will match each dollar

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Death
Continued from p.3
It also states, "Grief is
painful, and unwanted feelings of
guilt frequently are part of the ·
pain. Somehow we believe that
there might have been something we could have done either
10 prevent the death or to have
made the person happier during
Jife." Grief can kill.
Dr. Robert
Butler, Director of the National
Institute
on
Aging
recently
stated, "Grief kills one-half as
,nany
people
as
highway
accidents." The publication also
suggests that grief can lower the
body's
resistance
to
other
American Business Woman's
~ t i on Scholarships
The Wyoming Valley Chapter of the American Business Women's /1._sociation
is currently
accepting applications from qualified cai' clidates.
111 the past, scholarships
awll]"ck.ci ave ranged from $500 $1,000. However, the ammount
for tl1i,, year has not yet been ·
determined.
To lie eligible for considerauon, q: ndidates must be women see.;j-,g a business or professional ··areer, have financial
need, ,,nd l •e in good scholastic
standing f!1;,ve at least average
~rades).
Aµplicnti• ms are available at
the Fin:u1CH' l A.id Office. They
must b&lt;0 ;11•q•11arked by March
14, 198ti,

that is collected.
All proceeds
will benefit Easter Seals .to help
handicapped children.
I _ talked to John · Rosania,
president of student government,
and he gave me a preview of the
activities that will be • taking
place: Student Government has
been working very hard during
the past few weeks preparing the
weekend's activities with the
other chairpersons on the commitee.
On Friday night of Winter
Weekend, the opening ceremonies will take .place. Each team
involved will gather under the
bell tower. A "torch"-bearer will
run from the cafeteria to the bell
tower (hopefully without getting
hit by a car). The "torch" will
actually be a flare because of the
school's
regulations
regarding
fire.
The opening ceremonies
will begin at 9:00 p.m.
Saturday
morning
the
activities will resume. The first
activity will be an empty keg
roll (everyone should be really
good at this one).
This event
will take place at Ralston field.

The events that follow will be
the "three-legged race", the "orange pass", ' and weather permitting,
everyone will b_e found
"plastic bagging" it down the
huge hill in Kirby Park. (I didn't
know what this activity was
either. John told me it is a relay
race in which people wear plastic
bags and throw themselves over
the edge of the hill.)
Sounds
like a great time! If there happens to be no snow that weekend,
the relay race will be
"spoon-threading." (I didn't recognize that one either--that is
when teams compete by pulling a
spoon through the clothes they
are wearing. The spoon is tied
to a string, and according to
what John said, it is extremely
difficult. Maybe everyone can
start practicing now!)
From 11:00 to 1:00 on
Saturday there will be a break for
lunch.
The afternoon activities
will resume at 1:00. The first
activity will be "blind man's
basketball". After that competition is done, the "bat spin" will
take place. The th:rd activity of

ATTENT
CLASS
the
afternoon
will
the
be
"obstacle course." The final event of the day will be the "tug
of war."
Sunday's activities will be
taking place in the YMCA.
There will be several different
swimming relays to participate
in or watch. The weekend's
events are all going to be exciting and hilarious to be involved in--or to watch.
From talking to John, I got
the impression that a lot of hard
work went into the preparation
of Winter Weekend this year.
Many activities and events have
been planned, and they should
provide an exciting three days of
entertainment.
When I asktedhe
what he expected from
weekend, John said, "I think I
want us to have a sucessful
event, under control, and without
the presence of alchohol."
Many students are looking forward
to this year's events. The weekend should be a sucess for both
the winners and the losers--and it
should be a lot of fun!

The Air Force has o
gram for 1988 BSNs I
you con enter active
ofter graduationfor the results of your
To qualify, you must
overo!I ·s· overage
sioning, you'll ottendo
internship at amoJOi'
medical facility. It's on
way to prepare for Ire
of experiences you·11
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The deaths of freshman
Craig Piatt, Dean Frank Kamus
of admissions
and
Director
Joseph Chimola of the Shool of
Business and Economics and
members of family or friends
have
recently
disturbed
the
Campus community. Paul Adams,
dean of student affairs said, that
in each instance the college has
suffered a great loss. He said, "I .
think of Frank Kamus as a gentle
man who gave of himself.
Craig's death emphasizes our
vulnerability."
He said that
though Joseph Chimola died of
cancer over the Christinas break,
he is also missed especially by
those
in
the
business
department.
Adams
also
recommended
talking
with

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either latex or natural skin condo~s unless the condoms are ruptured.
device
in
Which
a 2 False ~ Venerial warts (condyloma) is a serious disease which is escalating r
point is .. stressed by college age women. It can have serious implications, possibly including cerv·
suggesting
that
it 3 False
4 False - The AIDS Foundation has promoted the use of condoms to prevent
is
too
obvious ·.o r_. t ransm1ss1on,
· ·
b ase d on previous
·
tests when proved condoms could stop herpes
well
known
to , gonorrhea, syphillis, and venerial warts. Condoms aren't just for birth control
mention, as in the , :They safeguard fertility and future reproduction.
5 False - Condoms can prevent AIDS, unwanted pregnancy or VD. Furtherm
Phrase , "not . to men - · · is not only a disease of heterosexuals of IV drug users, having serious imp lie·
tion
the
ex-pense the heterosexual community.
involved."
6 True Condoms are available along with safer sex pamphlets and health
materials free of charge in the Health Service Department.

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Donna Smith, Freshman,
said of dealing with grief, "I
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I that. I talk to someone that I'm
good friends with."
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Adams expanded on a
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Wednes,.day and
Thursday nights at
5:00 p.m. Anyone
Interested In joining
the Breakers can call
Charles Sweigert at
822-0233 or Dave
Serino at 823-9767.
New players are
welcome and no experience Is necessary!

The first practice
of the WIikes-Barre
Breakers Rugby Football Club wlll be held
saturday, February
13th at 1 p.m. In Kirby
Park. Breakers wlll
practice on Saturdays
untll their first match,
after which they wlll
only practice on

851 N. Penna. Avenue, Wilkes-Barre, PA.
Telephone: 823-8690
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tion. Dorsey and Kelley out-perfanned 25 ocher teams &amp;o win a
fifth place overall trophy in the
area of dramatic duo competition.
Kelley also entered the cxtremely difficult area of Communication analysis where the speaker applies a specific methodology to a given speech by offering criticism on the immedia~
and post effects of the discourse.
This was Kelly's first attempt at
this form forensic competition
and he won a third place trophy
for his perfomance. The tournament officials also recognized
Kelly as being the top novice to
enter this event. The Forensic
team is directed by Dr. Bradford
Kinney of the SCTA Department.
.

The College's public speaking team competed for two days
tagainst twenty colleges and
univexsitics in the annual Fall
Metropolitan WIWl.ington Communication Associations Individual Events Townamcnt
Over 100 competitors repres- ·
enting seven states and the District of Columbia gathered on
the Fairfax, Virginia Campus of
George Mason University for the
competition. Wilkes entered its
all male team in this compctition.
The unit consisting of
Brian Dorsey, Steve Bachman,
Gerry Kelley and Richard Kline.
The Wilkes Unit made a fine showing against some of the best ,
_forensic institutions in the na-

time," said senior Paul Matticks.
This is a response that I think
we can all relate to, although it
was not given too often.
"I want to sit around and
watch everyone else work because work fascinates me." ' This
response was given by Scott
Bailey who is also a senior. This
statement might not be taken
seriously by many people, but I
can honestly believe that Scott
really meant it
Paula Stetson, a part time
student, answered "sex" to our
poll. "Good sex is always a release for me, emotionally."
Since happiness was one of
the most frequent answers, we
· wondered what the students
meant by it What is happiness?
How do you go about occomplishing it? This, we were told,
is found within oneself. This answer was something that was totall
led
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one word?
As we
way around the Wilkes
campus this ...week, we
ts to answer this
The top ten responses
were:
Happin~-18
Money-8 •
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February 11, 1988

"Stick to your desks
by Lee Morrell

· gined that the people at the
company would say something
The way I see it, there are like, "I can't believe they named
many different types of comedy. a fatal disease after us . . . why
You've got the raucus, raunchy not a candy that sounds like a
(and funny) humor of Eddie disease, like Goobers or Zagnut."
Murphy; there is the "this is my Other words that he joked with
family, these are the things they were "Trident" (three teeth in
do, so laugh" comedy of Bill latin), "brasierre" (arm protector
Cosby; and there is the cerebral in latin), and "fifty" (five times
humor of Steven Wright. I rec- ten in the new dictionary).
ently discovered the unique, and
Cotter spent a good deal of
wonderful world of the "you time either joking with or about
know what I'm talking about" the college,
it's students, and
comedy of Wayne Cotter. I had school in general. His job was
seen him on Late Night with made easy by audience members
David Letterman before but live - who "helped" him along (heckwas a completely different event.
lers). One was Sandie Adams, a
The show, which was over senior elementary ed. · major.
an hour long, was hilarious. She told him her major and
Cotter's stories and routines kept Cotter replied "I had that in first
the audience laughing nearly the grade." Another was junior earth
entire time. His different family and environmental science majokes, "I" or "me" jokes, pet jor, John Rosania. John's major
jokes, restaurant jokes, or any was reduced to naming grass by
other jokes kept the entire it's scientific name.
the third
audience (including myself) say- was
the
everpresent Kenny
ing "That's me he's talking Ettinger, a freshman engineering
about!"
major. When he was an engineHis humor was unlimited. ering major, there were "geeks
He started by bringing humor to who wore pocket protectors, in
a restaurant, he did this by Kmart shirts!"
eating with his family. There is
He also cut on how college
µie "complaining grandmother" students abbreviate everything
(Send
it
back,
it's
cold. like psych, soc, and phys ed.
Grandma, it's Ice Cream!) and the "The typical college student in a
"show-off father," (He looks at hurry, 'no time talk, me go
the wine list and orders in lunch."'
French--We'll take the wi-te, no
He did a long routine on
dad, that's white).
"school supplies."
First there
He had fun with the name of was loose leaf paper, the stuff
a dietar cand , A ds. -He imaou have to line the holes up

00
00 Lenny (Jim),
Thanks even if you probably
00 don't know what I'm thanking
you for. I'd still like to be
Wendi, .
oo friends. Happy Valentines Day,
even though I don't believe in it.
The wall is still there, but
00
Love,
Happy Holiday anyway!
Becky (W.H.)
E.
00
To the soul mates:
Mar',
This day is non-existent,
Let's get rid of fingerman,
but happy day anyway.
00 zipperman, tree, browman, and
00
. '
.
,oo all the other geeks. It's time for
Happy Valentines Day Frannie M .. ~~ real men. Happy spit-up day.

Sylvia,
Love, love, my season.
Ariel

To those who dare to bare,
Never be afraid.
Love,
Gypsy
Darling Eddie,
I am your friend, I Jove you
•
.
'
would share my mountam with
.
you, if you tear down the wall.
There are many charmels to be
opened--why not open them?
Lo
ve al_w~ys,
Willmg
Nancy,
I could learn a lot from you.
You're sexy.
Eddie

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on; the Jetsons lunchbox, "everyone had brown bags but me";
rubber cement, " spread it on the
desk and make fake boogers";
the ink eraser or "paper ripper";
and the "compass that could kill
a horse coupled with safety
tipped scissors."
He
also
spoke
different forms of mass transit.
First there was the Trailways bus
that has "gates." "No, they are
doors!" He also wondered why
airplanes
skip row
thirteen.
"There still is a row thirteen, it's
just called fourteen!" And why
do they serve coffee to people
cooped up in such tiny seats for
hours at a time.
Cotter's most successful humor was the stuff that made you
say "gee, he's talking about me."
Like the people who dial a
phone number, find it busy,
hang-up real fast and call right
back. Or, when people are driving, they stare at the mile
counter when it comes close to
"turning over." Also, the difficulty non-residents have pronouncing the name of our lovely
home-Wilkes-Barre.
"Say
Wilkes,
fall
asleep
saying
Barre."
How about your father
never coming near the kichen,
. but HAS to be in charge of the
family cookout. How many of
you work your ringing alarm
into your dream, or hit the
snooze button and rationalize by
saying something like "I don't
need to brush my teeth, I

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'88

Dr. Farooq,
I still love you even though O
I don't see you very much. (You O
ga-ga.)
Love always,
::J
Wendi
Rob,
v
The ringlets will always be
there, and the gypsy will always?o
be afraid.

the sleep." What about the family dog jumping up, and removing as much skin as possible,
out of excitement when you
come home. I certainly felt he
was talking about my dog.
He closed with an impres.sive rendition of a song he
learned as a chemical engineering major; it was his way of
learning the periodic· table of
elements. It was to the tune of a
Gilbert and Sullivan song
Lillian,
I killed the m-people for you
because I love you and you're my
friend. Here's to keeping in
touch.
Happy Spit-Up Day!
· Spiderwoman

contained only the namr.s
elements,
Cotter has this
students in college, 'S
to your desks and nel'lr
sea and you all may be
the queen's navy."
Wayne Cotter
another example of
entertainment brought to
by the Programming
hearty "Good Job" to
Zelek and his staff.
, Aim;
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Someday Rubenesque
~ in. Marilyn would have
~ envious.
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Bananaman,
N~cy &amp; Wendi
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The C.P.A. was filled with
the_ flowing sounds of the Fresk
S
Q
M d
tnng
uartet
on
on ay,
February 8th. The quartet, presented by the Wilkes _College
Concert and Lecture Senes, en.
.
.
tertamed th_e audience m the
th eater s~ng at 8 pm.
The
:ur ; ;1c1:s, ~ s Fresk. ~~d
Lans-G
Besdt. rg 0 ~ vio md,
ars- unnar o m on v101a an
·
Per-Goran
Skytt
on
cello,
touched the audience who attended th
. h th .
h
.
erf concert wit
err touc mg pe ormance.
In the first half of the
concert, the audience was treated
to the slow wistful music of
'
Anton Webern, the delightfully
intriguing
sounds
of
Igor

dramatic and powerful
Ingvar Lidholm.
The second half
con~ert consisted of 'the
piece ever written for
quartet," according to
who gave a short c
before each section was
ed.
The piece, . by
Schonberg, carried the
along with it as it wove
through the evening, and
audience seated in rel
quiJlity.
The quartet pcrfo
tiully together. Their

interesting
well spent.

evening

�U-know-who

To endure, To accept,
to give it time.
ILuv U
Betsy Yo Junior!
You are a pain in the
&amp;*%, but I love ya anyway. You
look great in spandex, especially
that little tush of yours!
Leems
my love ·
arrow and
rget that!
Valentine's
Love Ca

Eddie,
I'll teach you to enjoy the
more exciting times.
Love,.
Nancy
Puddin' Head
I'm happy, 'cause . you're
happy, 'cause I'm happy, cause
you're . . . Oh, you understand.
HEY, let's do Chinese, naked,
whatta ya say!
Love ya Baby
Your Li'l Sweet Potato

my loving Beacon Buddies
Lo-Lo, Betsy, KK, Aim,
(with an "i"), Niblet,
Edster, Donna, Kathy L.,
Wobbly, JG, Teapot,
of course, Mr. Big, thanks
the memories!
Y'all are
and I loves ya!
Leemus

Roses are Red, .
Violets are Blue.
I miss you!

Your creature feature!

xt year fo
ommy · He
er 6ft unde
Lee

Let's play doctor,or
least have patients (patience).

at
L.

It's your Happy
ee •

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apricorn- Take a mental holiday this week.
me this week spend time doing nothing; it
not hurt, but don't get used to it.
us- Good luck for you! the stars say another
ne week for you. This is your week to take some
more chances.
Leo- Tsk Tsk Leo, don't waste your time on things of
illimportance. Please keep your mind on what is
important, and the week wil be in your hands.
Virgo- Make sure the goals you are striving for are
the ones you want. It will be too late when you
realize your nose was on the wrong grindstone whe n
you have no nose left.
Libra- Relax , the stars say you seem tense. You can
lighten up and still be able to survive.
Scorpio- Open your eyes ! There is someone who
just might love you. If you are interested all you have
to do is give them some attention. Yet, if you are not,
tell them , don't leave them hanging , because they are
not as Gulla-bu ll as you think they are .

'. otter
,le of

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PAGE SEVEN

February 11, 1988

Smella,
To my fruity summer pal.
Good luck with the boys. RMA.
CU Later. I love you .

Sagittarius- Wow !!! Are you in fo r it. If you d_
on't
know what I am talking about, think a little; you might
realize that you have been a bad person in the last
week. Be prepared for a l~t of apologizing.

•
eekend movies
way, this is what John had to
say.

half

:d of "the

tten for a
ing to La.-s
short com

ening

y night starting at
the Programming Board
show their James Bond
consisting of two Bond
The first is "The
Daylights," the latest in
llalring the newest Bond.
\lihat John Gordon had to
t 'Daylights."
Living Daylights
imothy Dalton steps in as
aew Agent JJJ7.
Great
and action sequences make
of the best Bonds ever.
Grade--***l/2
other is a late 1970's
out of the Bond stable.
fuck made the character
famous. You know, the
the metal teeth. Any

Moon raker
Roger Moore's fourth James
Bond film is an outstanding one.
high tech weapons and exotic
locations ranging from perilous
jungles on earth to the far
reaches of spaces, make this one
of the most lavish Bond flicks
ever.
The Grade--***

It ought to be a really neato
007 kind of a time, cats and
dogs . So, unless you want real
trouble from some guy named
Bond--James Bond--you had best
find your way to Stark 101 and
enjoy the films.
Incidentally,
Circle
K
will
be
selling
refreshments. And there will be
a cartoon before the main
attraction.

Cancer- It's time to step back into the real wo rld,
sorry to burst you r bubble ! Your Happy Week is over,
it ended 8:00 am Monday morning when you realized
you didn't finish Bil ly Budd. Next time do your work!
Pisces- This is Un-Bu ll-lievab le, You are actually
going to have a HAPPY WEEK!!! If you pl an it right,
the wo rld could be yours for the grazing .
Ari es- Don't be an idiot! Look in the mirror... Now is
that th e face of a nit wit NO!!!!!!!!!!! The majority of you
are good looking, smart, quick witted men/women.
So, stop acting like a Nin-cow-poop.
Taurus- Brother Bovine: Mom (our constellation)
tells me you have been a bad Bull, please don't
disgrace the herd, clean your act up this week.
Gemini- Come back to reality this week. It is waiting
for you and boy is it impatient. So, Moooove over day
dreams and face the real world this week.

�PAGBBIGlIT

February 11, 1988

D.on &amp; Ed--Out on a limb

Beware the tyrant -- Cookie

It was a dark and bitter WHALE??" There was a moment wrong?"
He told us of the pain of having
December night Eddie and I had of silence. Eddie's jaw dropped
He remained silent for a
those little crunchy chocolate
just completed another week's. as the little fellow lifted his moment, fighting to retrun :his things between his layers. :. He
show and were heading north head.
dignity in the eyes of two stran- told of the bitter legal dispute
along Route &amp;1: on our way to
"Yes," he admitted, "I am gers. But it waE no use. He over having to share his mold
the Food Court
to get some- · he." He then removed his way- broke down ~d sobbed openly. with the Santa cake.
And he
·thing to eat. · Suddenly, a blur farers to expose his chubby little I guess he knew that we were his cried as he told us about the domflashed across the icy asphalt fudge face. But something was friends, even though we had ineering tyrant, Cookie Puss, and
.before us and stopped abruptly in wrong. I could tell he had been never met. It was then that he his gang of frozen cronies who
our line of travel. I immediately crying. Ed sensed the same.
told us that graphic horor stories had tormented poor Fudgie for
slammed on the bra-kes and
"Excuse me for asking," I about the inhumane treatment he several years now. And he told
swerved to miss the suicidal crea- __sai....,,·-'d::_•.,.....,,"b-!_l_t_i_s_...,_re_..;..som..;....;....:..e'-th'-in.....__ha_..;.d_..;.bee_n_s....:;u..:.b"-'
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ture. As we came to a halt on ·· ' - · ·
·
the ro"1's shoulder, I npticed out
of the corner of my eye that the

for

Beacon at the movies

:r:::e;asv:i::g ~ew:~~f;
reached the car. and timidly
tapped. upon the window. ·
"C,,;.,eful,"
""'d Ed, "he may
...
.,...
be dangerous."
I agreed, but there was
something about his appearance
that made me feel 111 ease. There
.
was somethmg
·very famil"UlJ'
about him. I opened the door
and invited him iri, ' He apologized for his actions and ,
thanked us graciously for mv1- ,
ing him in. Then it dawned on '
me; I had heard that raspy voice
before. But where? It was then
-that Ed reminded me that we were
missing "Charles in Charge," his
favorite tv program. TV! That's
it! I had seen this little fellow
somewhere on tv! I dosed my
eyes and listened to his voice.
Thep it struck me. · That voice!
Could it be?
In an excited
"hock, I blurted out my question
p
to him, "Excuse me, sir, but
aren't you . . . FUDGIE THE

Two to choose from
b. Y J ohn Gordon

"Good
nam"-

I
have come
to
the
conclusion that everyone should
be running for President Why
sit around in a quandry as to just
which of the two hundred or
more candidates running you
should vote for? To hell with
voting for strangers, I_ say. Let's
all get out there and vote for
ourselves. It would make about
as much sense .as what we have
going now.
The tragedy is that it is too
late not
to vote for Ronald
Reagan. Now there was a President to really boil your oatmeal.
An unemployed actor, too dull to
be devious, ends up in. the most
powtrlul position in the United
States because no one has the
sense to just say "no." An old
gipper and champion of chimp.anzees can waddle his w;iy to the
top. So why not you and me?
Obviously there are no great
moral standards operating, no
overwhelming opinions
view-

Viet-

Robin Williams give an
inspiring performance as a radio
disc jockey in Vietnam.
His
radio broadcasts ate controversial
due to his wide use of sarcasm.
He uses it a great deal against
U.S. Presidents such as Richard
Nixon, who is the main butt of
his jokes.
Williams' character
eventually gets fed up with not
being able to broadcast hard core
news that he feels the GI's in
Vietnam · should be informed
about
The only thing wrono.
e
with this film is that it comes at
a time when the American public
has seen too much Vietnam, in
auch moVI·es as "Platoon", "Full
•
Metal Jacket",
"Gardens of
Stone", and the "Rambo" series.

A different perspective
by Bill Barber

Morning

· least "Good Morning VietAt
mun" is a comedy, to a certain
extent

The Grade
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"She's Having 8 Baby"..
John Hughes has finally
marured from adolescent movie
plot.a · to
adult
storylines.
Howfver, th e quality in his
previous movie, "Planes, Trains,
and Automobiles" was short
lived.
·
·
Io "She's .Having a Baby;"
Kevin "Footloose" Bacon and
Ef __ 1h McGovern ·ve cred-

his romantic
Cupid, who he loved
this day, but at whose
he was . humiliated in fna
other calces when told rl
late night visits to
Pumpkin's freezer.
It was clear to us 1h11
was a desperate cake.
to console him. We
him of the joy he
fathers everywhere, and
tv commercials always
smile to our faces, and I
sunshine to our hearts.

speci~~ collected his
for a second and tren
We could see that he ·
•1 us to "eel
sorry Cor
11
ible performances as newly'weosthough
he
sincerely
who question their marriage at ·
times. This occurs mainly when our kindness. I asked
Bacon's character dreams about was somewhere we
unpleasant situations involving him. He just shook his
babies, jealousy, and hum-drum idly and got out of the~.
living conditions.
However,
"Take care Fudgie,
Hughes always goes out of his you," we whispere.&lt;I as ha
way to touch the audiences heart. the car door. He
This occurs in a scene
where smiled. Then, with a
McGovern ls giving birth. Com- tear in his eye, turned
plications set in, but that's all ,_...in_to_th_e_ru...:·g,._h_t_ __
I'll tell you. This one scene salvages what is an extremely
average film.
The Grade

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Everyone for Preside

points, or convicitons are necessary. All we have to do is dye
our hair, learn how to read the
teleprompter, and practice saying
"shucks" and "well" a lot.
It
will do. Andy Griffith could be
President. Dale Robertson or Pat
Robertson, what's the difference?
It really doesn't matter any more, ·
now that it has been proven that
it is not what makes the man
inside
that counts, it is how
'presidential' he can look on the
tube. That's all. Isn't that lovely? · Doesn't that just inspire in
you a real condifence in our
American system?
We have had an actor, albiet
not a very good one, schucking
and jiving on the television
serene for - almost eTght years,
goshing and gushing, and everyone just sits around with their
microwave dinner and accepts it.
This little skeleton in a red dress
comes on, "puddles up," and tells
us to "just say no."
On television. And I am sitting there,
screaming NO_! at
1'&gt;P of my

the

lungs, but what good does it do?
Stop me if I'm wrong, but do any
of you believe · that Ronald
Reagan has even the slightest
idea of what is going on? And if
he does, do you think, even for
one moment, that he'd tell you?
It is a very sad, no,
dangerous, state of affairs. What
will follow, which we shall see
this year, is that every damn
fool and . ,his brother-in-law is
going to run for President That
is just what we deserve, afte~
letting this charade go on, not
only unfettered, but forgiven.
Ronald Reag~ is a sham.
When he let those real estate
monguls put him in power in
California, he knew what he was.
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rouged his old cheeks, and ran
him for President, he knew. He
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interests.
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February 11, 1988

Winter Keystone
Games on tap
by Lisa Miller
Have you ever dreamed about
competing in the winter Olympics? Well this year you can
make your dream come true. No,
the Olympics aren't coming to
the area . but, for the first time
ever, the The Keystone Games
are holding . a Winter Sports
Festival in the style of the
Olympic compeuuons.
The
festival will be held on February
27-28, 1988.
The Winter Sports Festival
will include events in
figure
skating and alpine and crosscountry skiing.
The alpine
skiing contests will be held at
Montage Ski Resort. The events
will include slalom and giant
slalom.
Cross-country skiing
will be held at the Wilkes-Barre
Municipal Golf Course.
The
competition includes a oue mile
fun race, a SK, a 7.SK, and a
lOK race.
The figure skating
compeuuons will take place at
the Ice-A-Rama in Wilkes-Barre.
.\11 competitions are composed
f three divisions:
Scholastic
, ~h school and below), Open,
and Masters (age 25 and over as
of 1/1/88).

Colonels

lntramurals

Continued from p. 12

Basketball

All events will take place
on February 27~28, 1988.
All
competitors
who
have
not
returned their entry forms and fee
to the Keystone State Games
office by February 12 must enter
on site. On site registration will
be held from 8:00 a.m. until
9:30 a.m. each day. It is strongly recommended that each competitor be on site at least onehalf hour before his/her event(s)
is (are) scheduled to begin.
Medals will be awarded to
competitors placing first, second
and third in each event each day.
. All competitors will receive a
Keystone State Games sweatshirt.
All
athletes
must - be
Pennsylvania· residents and be of
amateur status.
Residency is
defined as having lived in
Pennsylvania for at least 30 days
prior to the competition. There
may also be restrictions for age
divisions, National
Governing
Body membership and entry fee.
Entry
forms
and
more
information can be obtained in
the Athletic Department located
on the second floor of Weckesser
Annex.

Colonels as William and Mar'y's
Thierry Chaney defeated Miller 43. With that victory the Tribe
Standin~s
held a 6-3 lead.
lY L
Castano tied the match as
1. Men of Girth
0
7
· he defeated David Janet 7-2, but
2. Tri Slamma Jamma
0
6
the Tribe retook the ,lead as Mark
1
McLaughlin
major decisioned
3. The Schloms
5
Goldowski 12-1. The Colonels
4. 6 and Under
3
3
cut the · Tribe's lead to one as
4
5. Widow Makers
3
Schroat defeated Andy Adilonojo
4
6. The Reels
3
5-2.
Rob Laroamore built
4
7. Beavereeters
2
William and Mary's lead to 14-9
2
4
8. Falcons
with a major decision over
9. Blue Whales
1
6
Merrill Neal.
10. Laff and a Half
0
6
Wilkes then got a big lift
at 177 when Rome recorded a
technical
fall
over
Darrel
Schrochi, tying the score at fourteen.
As in the Army match,
Palanchi and Schannauer were put
Standines
lY L T fll..
on the spot. Palanchi lost to Ed
McLaughlin 10-6, but he gave
Schannauer a chance to win the
1. Lowriders
6
0
18
29
match, which he did.
2.
Muddy
Helmets
5
1
16
32
Wilkes final bout of the
3. Stetton's Boys
5
1
16
34
day was against Rutgers, and the
4.
Jaguars
5
2
16
14
Colonels had no problems with
5. Young Ones
3
2
1 13
8
the Scarlet Knights, defeating
6. California Snow
4
2
13
10
them 24-11.
7. Cereal Killers
2
3
1
11
11
Winners for the Colonels
8. S.F. Bay Bombers 2
5
12
10
in the quad-sweeping finale were
9. Wings
2
5
9
12
Mejias,
Miller,
Castano,
10.
Terminators
1
4
1
9
7
Goldowski, Schroat, and Rome.
1
4
1
8
For Rome, Castano, and Schroat 11. Glacier Bay Boys
5
it was their third victory of the
The 1988 Floor Hockey season is just about over.
day and the end of a great day of
wrestling for Wilkes.
six teams are pretty much set to move on to the playoffs
Anyone who missed last the exception of 5th and 6th position which are
Saturday's quad-meet missed some undetermined. The Lowriders enter the playoffs wi
great college wrestlin:;. But, you undefeated, unscored upon record. They look to clinch
have a chance to redeem second consecutive title and their third in four years. Pia
yourself. The Colonels will be will start Thursday february 11 with teams 3-6 playing
hosting
the always tough teams 1&amp;2 gaining byes. The first game begins at 9:30.
Franklin and Marshal squa,d this second game which pits teams 4-5 gets underway at 10:1
February 23.
Saturday at two o'clock.

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defeat to the Crusaders
On Saturday Wilkes hosting in a non-Middle
Conference · matchup.
Is were 91-80 vie.Monday night the team
Drew for a MAC contest.
Is lost 96-85.
one point in the first
Colonels led 24-13.
remaining in the half,
a pulled within two
Al halftime the Colo39-33, but Susquehanna
in the second half.
14:58 left in the game
took a 49-48 lead.
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lmward Jeff Steeber
in 21 points for the
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Wilkes women's team
a major force if they
up the intensity they
certain points of various
Saturday night the Lady
hosted
Lycoming.
lluilt a 10-6 lead early in
under the inspired play
Kennedy. She conwith exceptional defenand outstanding passLycoming the.n
go ' on a 20-2 run
included 12 straight
lllking the score 26-12.
went down by 15 points
die first half. They then
~ to nine with 1:45 to
Michelle Toth hit two
and blocked a shot.
fired up the Lady Colothe first half came to a
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leading.
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travelled to Drew. Road games,
this season have proved to be a
problem for the men's basketball
team.
This game
was no
different as the Colonels suffered
a 96-85 loss.
Once again Nolan came
through in scoring as he netted
29 points for the Colonels.
Argentati also scored big with
23 points and pulled down six
rebounds for the team. Argentati
was again hot from the threepoint · line as he hit five of ten
shots.
Steeber pumped in 19
more points for the Colonels.
The Colonels next home
game is Wednesday, February 17
against Misericordia. Game time
is set for 9:00 p.m. The men's
basketball team close out their
1987-88 season at home on
Saturday, February 20.
Game
time is scheduled for 3:00 p.m.

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sophomore
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Argentati racked up another 18
points including
five
threepointers.
In Saturday's game the
Colonels cruised to victory behind the shooting of Steeber and
Nolan.
The Wilkes team came
out playing aggressive ball and
, took control of the game early.
Steeber was hot from
the
beginning but in the first half
Nolan was held to · just nine
points.
Once Nolan got going
in ' the second half and combined
with Steeber, Lycoming couldn't
take control and · the Colonels
went on to an 11 point victory.
Steeber led the scoring for
the Colonels with 28 points and
pulled down 12 rebounds. For
his efforts last week, Steeber was
named MAC Northern Division
player of the weelc.
Nolan
followed with 27 points of his
own.
Argentati pumped in 12

PAGE ELEVEN

the game. However, Lycoming's
outside game was deadly for the
Lady Colonels. Incredible shooting by Lycoming pushed the lead
to 16 points with 4:00 left in
the game. By this time the Lady
Colonels were without Kennedy
who had fouled just moments
earlier. Lycoming never looked
back and won by a score of 8661. Freshman Angie Miller led
all Wilkes players with 25
points. Toth was the only other
Lady Colonel in double figures
with 14.
On
Monday
the
Lady
Colonels went up against the
powerhouse Lady Royals of the
University of Scranton. Early in
the game Wilkes stayed close as
the score was tied at six.
Scranton ran off 13 straight
points to make the score 19-6
with 11:30 to go in the first
half. Two free throws by Lisa
Burak and a pair of impressive
drives by Miller cut the Scranton
lead to 19-12. However, late in
the first half Scranton pressured
Wilkes into making numerous
turnovers and stretched a 25-16
lead to 35-16, with under two

minutes to go.
Diana Smith
Ray Ott puts in two points for the Colonels.
then popped in two buckets as
the Lady Colonels made a six
point run to end the first half.
They went into the locker room
down 35-22. The closest Wilkes
was able to get in the s·econd .
half was ten points with 16
minutes to go.
After that,
remembering days of old, and
On Saturday, February 27,
Scranton's press defense shut
viewing films of former matches.
wrestling coach John Reese will
down the Lady Colonels. Wilkes
Anyone wishing to attend
celebrate his 35th year · of
had one last rally as Miller and
coaching at Wilkes by hosting a
the festivities can do so by
Toth hit from the outside cutting
forwarding a check for $15.00 to
reunion of his former wrestlers,
the Lady Royal lead to 55-41
cover the cost of food and
Grappler's Club members, and
with 4:00 to go.
In the end
beverages.
Checks should be
friends wishing to attend.
Wilkes fell short 61-49. Miller
made payable to the Wilkes
Festivities begin at 3:00
led the scoring for Wilkes with
College
Wrestling
Reunion.
p.m. when the Wilkes College
15 points. Burak followed with
Send checks to John Reese,
wrestlers host Cornell Univerten. The Lady Colonels are now
Wrestling
Coach,
Wilkes
sity.
This will be their final
0-8 in the MAC and 6-14
College.
dual meet' of the season. Refreshoverall.
This will be the last event
ments will then be served at
The Lady Colonels host 5:00 with a buffet following at
held in the present gymnasium.
Juniata on Saturday, February 13
6:30.
A short, informal welThe demolition and construction
at 7:00 p.m. On Tuesday, Febof the new Sports and Conoming program will follow dinruary 16, Elizabethtown comes
ference Center will begin the
ner. The rest of the evening will
into the Colonel Gymnasium to
following week.
then be spent listening to music,
take on the Lady Colonels at
old
ac uaintances
7:00 p.m.
The, Lady Colonels .,
close out the season on ~aturday, ·
February 20, at 6:00 p.m.
playing against Division I powerhouse Auburn University.

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Streak at 12

Colonels impressi
in quad sweep
by Bill Kem
Coach John Reese knew he
would have to have a team effort
if the wrestlers were to have any
chance of sweeping last Saturday's quad-meet with nationally
ranked Army, William and Mary,
and Rutgers.
What Reese got

in the upper-weights, and he was
not disappointed.
Ron Miller
got the Colonels rolling with a
big 11-4 decision over Won
Kim. Miller was outstanding as
he used his quickness to dominate Kim. Frank Castano also
put in a great effort for the
Colonels as he battled Army's

Marc
Palanchi
Schannauer wrestled
preserved the victory
Colonels. Palanchi gave
Rob Meldrum all he c
before losing 6-4. Thal
stage for the heavywei
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Army's Dave Butcher.

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Brian Bauer in action against Army last Saturday.
was a gutsy, never-give-up effort
from the Colonels.
Wilkes swept all three
teams, and Coach Reese was very
pleased, saying, "the kids wrestled well, they really hustled."
The first match of the day
had the Colonels facing the
Cadets of Army. Brian Bauer got
the Colonels off to a good start
with a 4-1 victory over Tony
Malba. The 126 bout was probably the most controversial.
With the score tied 2-2, Dennis
Mejias was called for an illegal
move, and eventually lost to
Army's
Trevar
Emey,
8-6.
Wilkes also lost a team point for
unsportsman like conduct to give
the Cadets a 3-2 lead.
Coach Reese needed a fast
start to off-set Anny's strength

Darrel Nereve to a 4-4 tie.
The Colonels got a big
victory from Frank Goldowski,
who major decisioned Jeff Butler
10-2, making the Colonel lead
12-5.
Mike Schroat was also
impressive for the Colonels as
he defeated Nick Moulken 6-4.
Army then closed the score
to 15-9 as John Rippley major
decisioned Chris ·Shoud 13-0.
Craig Rome then scored the final
points for the Colonels--a major
decision
over
Rob
Holder.
Rome's
victory
gave
the
Colonels an 18-9 lead going
into the final two bouts.
The final two matches of
the day had fans from both sides
at the edge of their seats. Army
needed a pin and a major
decision to gain a victory, but

match that looked
David
versus
Schannauer used his
quickness to fluster B
even though he lost,
preserved the Colonel v·
The next maicb
easier for the Colo
faced ~ pesky William
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ilk.es to break ground on the
w Sports Conference Center

·c
Palanchi
annauer wrestled
erved the vie
mels. Palanchi
Meldrum all he
re losing 6-4.
! for the heavy
mnauer faced a
y's Dave Bute

versus
1auer used his
ess to fluster
hough he lost.
red the Colonel
The next
for the
a pesky W
Everythi
pset, but
i a lot o
1auer's maj
1
Whiteh
lsan 18-17
Curt Tam
Mike Ke
\1ejias Io
match of

lobby at 9:45 am. (In the case
of inclement wcluher, the fonnal
proceedings will be held in the
llivity before the gym lobby.)
aew tears down the
Wilkes-Barre Mayor Lee
gym to make · ·Namey, 1968 Wilkes graduate;
new $5.5 million Christopther Breiseth, College .
erence Center.
President;
Esther Davidowitz,
evening, athletic Chairperson of the Academic
Reese will eel- Program
Committee;
Patricia
35th year reunion Davies, Past Chair of the Board
with friends, and the of Trustees; Frank Henry, Chair
· g team will play of the Board of Trustees; David
against Cornell Hall, Chair of the Physical
Facilities Committee;
Stella
11d others will then Miner Moat of the Miner family
t gym farewell and who gave the ground on which
John
construction of the the gym was located;
Reese; Mary Rhodes, '77 graduate and Chair of the Student Affairs
Committee;
Andrew
a
g ceremony
to Sordoni III, President of Sordoni
truction of the new Construction Enterprises, Inc.;
foot, two story Eugene Roth, Esq., '57 graduate
at0rding to Richard and Chair of the Wilkes ToVice-president
of morrow Campaign;
and Philip L~--~~=,,,,,,,,,~f!!!!!!!!!~
Wingert,
Chair of Physical
ent
completion
date
of
me will be given by Education, will participate in the jected
, followed by greet- groundbreaking ceremony. Mem- December 29.
Meanwhile, Coach Wingert
remarks
from bers of the Wilkes-Barre City
is
working
on
alternative
Council,
County
Commissioners,
Breiseth, Wilkes
President and Lee College Board of Trustees and meeting places for gym classes
Mayor of Wilkes-Barre. construction workers will also be and sporting events during the
and
construction
All members of the . demolition
said
a
Sordoni present.
period.
Jane
Lampe-Groh,
Dean
college
community
are
invited
to
worker may then
of Student Affairs, said, "It's my
·
ving machinery to attend the ceremony.
Charles said, "It's nice to understanding that they will conground.
Groundparticipants will be pause and say we're really tinue to use the existing support
getting this thing going."
He facilities that we've always used.
and shovels.
pogram will take place said the demolition will begin I have asked that by March 15,
adjacent to the gym Monday. The construction phase the various coaches from the Fall
, tea and doughnuts will begin · s):lortly after and last and Winter intercollegiate spms
available in the gym about nine months, with a pro- have lined up and committed the

facilities in which they're going
to practice. We could then begin
to
hold
an
extra
strong
intramural program for the Fall."
According to Lampe-Groh,
"[The new gym] should serve to
bring another much needed
facility up to the state of the art
of where we should be. It can do
nothing more than enhance your
setting or situation.
extremely excited and positive about it"
She added, "Students who
leave and return will find that
visually it will be such a be a
different
situation.
Franklin

rm

Street as we knew it before will
be a different Franlclin Street"
The gym will be three to four
times as large as the current
facility,
according
to
Paul
O'Hop, Vice-president of Business
Affairs and Auxiliary
Enterprises.
John Pesta, Auxiliary Affairs administrator and
assistant director of facilities
management and purchasing, said
in December that some features
of the · Sports and Conference

Continued on p.3

udents stop purse snatcher
as Wesley S. Hendricks, 25, of
N. Washington St and charged
took with theft. robbery by force and
1 man who allegedly
aggrevated assault
robbed 34 year old •
The two students, Jeff
Meeks who was Burger and Tony Guariglia, were
s Drug Store aro1D1d walking past West Ross ~treet
■ Thursday, February
near the drugstore on the way to
were soon aided by "the China Queen" when they
in the vicinity and saw a lady stumbling and
Wilkes-Barre police screaming.
According to Burger and
Guariglia, they . saw a lady

stumbling and screaming and
realized tht she was hurt They
said they saw a man running
away from her, holding a purse.
As the man passed them, they
started running after him. The
alleged robber turned onto South
Franklin Street and Tony and Jeff
grabbed him and held him over a
fence.
According to the students,
they then retrieved the purse,
while the woman phoned the

police.
Meanwhile, they were
aided by others and held him
there until the police could
arrive.
John Bialek, a friend of
Tony and Jeff, said he thought'
they should be recognized for

therr great performance.

Tony and Jeff said Tucsctay
night that they did recieve
formal recognition - . from both
the Mayor Lee Namey of Wilkes- ·
Christopher Breiseth,
Wilkes

College President

�PAGE TWO

February 25, 1988

Editorial

Participate ·and
grow
Picture if you will the Wilkes campus with no communication-no Beacon, no WCT...H, no Manuscript, no Daily Bulletin, nothing.
Although you might not think so, the loss of the campus media
would have a widespread effect on the overall well-being of the
campus. The student organizations mentioned above are just a few
that fill the need for student expression and communication, and,
as of late, they are outlets that are being grievously underused by
the very people they are designed for--the students.
There seem to be consistent complaints from many leaders of
campus organizations bewailing the lack of student participation.
It is very easy to complain about the lack of participation, but it
is even harder to come up with a reasonable explanation as to why
there is such a problem. On larger campuses participation in
things like the newspaper, radio station, and yearbook is not only
popular, but downright competitive.
Here, , however, the
Qrganizations and publications are crying out for help, and many
valuable learning experiences are being ignored.
One possible reason for poor student participation could
merely be the lack of knowledge about the various opportunities
available.
The average student may not be aware that The
Manuscript , The Amnicola, or WCLH are accessible to every
student on campus.
Every week, The Beacon stresses the need for
writers and photographers, and every week the plea is ignored. As
a result of the ads we run, we have received no more than two
people. These people do not even begin to fill our need.
If mere ignorance were the problem, it would be a relatively
easy one to solve. However, ignorance is only the surface
problem. Perhaps students feel inundated with schoolwork, and
they feel that giving time to extracurricular activites would be a
drain on their GPA. That is a reasonable objection, but there is a
great deal to be learned through extracurricular activites as well.
Submitting to the Amnicola, to the Manuscript , or to The Beacon
• takes only a relatively small fraction of time away from studying.
Honing writing skills, seeing how the various organizations
work, and even getting an intellectual break from studying are all
plusses of getting involved with the various publications on
campus. All right, I'll even give a _mercenary reason for those of
you out there who need it--extracurricular participation looks great
on resumes!
Most distressing for The Beacon
is the lack of
Communications students willing to become involved. After all,
this is the field these students want to get into: the newspaper
and radio station should be something they want to do, to put
their skills into practice. But of the 12 editorial positions on The
Beacon
staff, only three are filled by Communications majors.
Worse yet, there are rarely submissions from any students from
that academic field.
These students are supposed to be honing
skills that are tailored exactly for the kind of work that The
Beacon does. Instead of coming out to help us, these students are
more willing to criticize than to contribute.
And that is truly
dangerous.
Maybe students are intimidated by the orgainzations. Maybe
they feel that it's too hard to get involved. Nothing could be
further from the truth. All of the campus organizations are
accessible and are always willing to welcome a new face. You
don't need experience, just a desire to learn. After all, that's what
college is supposed to be about--learning both inside and outside
of the classroom.
Communication and expression are a vital and integral part of
growth. Can students really have a complete education without the
benefit of this kind of expression?
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
News Editors -Kim Klimek
: Amy Braun
Sports Editors-Lisa Miller
-BllKem
Copy Editor-Eddie Lupico
Ad Manager - Kathy L. Harris

Advisor-Tom Bigler
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
-Wendi Harvey
Photography Editors-Beth Mazzullo
-Donna Yedlock
Staff Photographer-Bruce Alexis
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
·scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor
must be si ned to insure validi

Letters to the Editor
Bad Grammar
Editor:
I noted in the February 4
issue of your newspaper the
following caption:

Flanked by Janelle Saueraker is
Dopey and Snow White, two of
the many friends she made this
summer
while
interning
at
Disney World.
If this sentence had appeared
in a paper submitted to my class,
I would have given the paper a
failing grade.
In the first place the phrase
flanked by implies people to the
right and left of a given individual or thing.
Ms. Saueraker
would have to be very large and
flexible to be able to stand both
to the right and left of two
individuals in such bulky cos-

tumes. In the second place the
verb in the sentence,
is, does
not agree with the compound
subject, Dopey and Snow White:
While
I
enjoy
Disney
characters, I do not enjoy bad
grammar. You, as aspiring journalists, should be more conscious of what you put intc
print.
Respectfully yours, _
Herbert S. Guggenheim
Department of Language and
Literature

Parking problem
Dear Editor:
"Defensive Parking 101."
That's the new course that should
be
added
to
the
Wilkes
curriculum. Why? Let me explain.
If you should manage to get
a parking permit (which is a

miracle in itself), the ·
to FIND a spot This
the course would COOIC iL
First, Wilkes
permits than s~
Since they do this,
at least instruct us Cl
find an empty space.
Next, people ·
mits are habitually
clearly marked "penna
only" lots. You may
this is not a problem
security guards will
vehicle towed. WRONG!
car is spotted (notice I
•they are given a w •
next time the car is
should I say "if')
towed.
What's the problem?
opinion, there are ml
security guards on duly
with the problem and

pital (
ilkes
e Roth,

A pawn in their 2ame

Senior dilemma: too
many forms, too little ti
by M. E. Evers

would anyone need to be taught
how to fill out forms? It's pretty
easy to do."
My reply to that is that
anyone who can
make a
statement
like
this
has
obviously never had to deal with
all of this paperwork. You see,
there's a certain language to
mandatory forms--a language I'm
convinced bears no resemblance
to English. And it's a language I
don't speak.
Obviously, it's one that I
should learn. One that I need .to
know in order to graduate from

As this year drags to a
close, I have, like most Wilkes
seniors,
been
working
on
preparations to graduate from
this venerable institution of
higher learning.
I opened my mail this
morning, in fact, to find a letter
requesting me to make a stop at
the bookstore to order a cap and
gown
for
commencement
exercises.
Resisting my first impulse
to throw the thing away, I
instead perused the form, and was
left with a sick feeling in the pit
of my stomach.
Something's m1ssmg from I-===:=;;:~
my Wilkes education, I thought. .
Something important.
And I
never realized it until this
semester, when 1--and all Wilkes
seniors--was buried under a
veritable deluge of forms to fill
out.
What
kind
of
forms?
Diploma orders.
Cap-and-gown
orders.
Graduation
forms.
Registration forms.
Resumes.
Job
applications.
Graduate
school applications.
Graduate
school test form applications.
Financial aid applications. And
so on.
These forms are what led me
to the realization that our Wilkes
education is lacking in orie
aspect.
We were never taught how
to fill out all of these forms.
Now, you might say, "Why

Wilkes.
You
being a little ex
this, but think a
out numerous
prerequisite to
Wilkes. Uni
to fill out these
therefore, you
(And I thought
to graduate was
classes!)
It only mak
for Wilkes to of
form-filling-out
101 "--co-requisite

prominent
•

national

·gn, said,
the progre
a short tin
and C

assistance.
about hal

has been
lbe toughei
ia ahead. .
itself has
toge

�February 25, 1988

racle in itse

F1ND a

: course
First, w·
mits than
ice they d
least instru
1 an empty
Next, peo
s are habi
1rly marked
r" lots. y
is not a p
rrity guar
icle towed.
is spotted
· are given
time the
rid I say
:d.
What's th
ion, there
rity guards
the probl

: weight training
multi-purpose rooms,
roan, extra space for
ii a large airgym on the ground
. lobby with sky
y surrounding the
a kitchen on the
, and several offices

PAGETHREF

A nightmare on River
Street

is enthusiastic
Cooference Center. he
11 one of the most
IClltures Wilkes has
11 over a decade.
It
facilities
for
teams, intramurals
't had," and "it will
6e undergraduate _image
basis ot) the general
and Charles said

are working hard to
five and a
dollars through the
Capital Campaign
lbe Wilkes Tomorrow
Eugene Roth, a Wilkes
11d prominent attorney
as national chairman
imgn, said, "We are
with the progress we've Rob Johansen and Bob Wachowski assume many roles in "How I Got That Story."
p:h a short time. The
by Andrea Kocerha
and Conference
Asian country and requires one of and 27, at 8 p.m., and Sunday,
the actors to perform seventeen February 28, at 2 p.m. at the
ction
is
on
The Wilkes College Theater different roles. The director of Dorothy Dickson Darte Center
addition to that,
also added will present its first show of the the play, Dr. Michael ONeill, for the Performing Arts.
Stu· ·on to the semester with a production of stated, "the show is very funny, dents are welcome and will be
Ac- admitted free with I.D. Ticket
faculty support "How I Got That Story" on Feb- yet thought provoking."
ruary 26, 27 and 28. The play is cording to ONeill, this pro- prices for the general public are
· assistaoce."
aoout half of the considered a "nightmare com- duction is "highly theatrical in $3.00 for adults and $2.00 for
· has been raised, edy," and will be performed by that it engages the audience to students and senior citizens. Reslid die tougher part of two
Wilkes
Juruors,
Rob create various locations and ervations can be made by calling
actions in the play."
' is ahead He said, Johansen and Bob Wachowski.
the theater's box office at 829· itself has "forced
The play centers around the
Performances of "How I Got 9144.
our act together and adventures of an American news That Story" are scheduled for
r ~ r in a fictitious South Friday ·and Saturday, February 26
;.:__ _ _ _ _ _L.:___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _--=1·
e.gjmated

:s.

y:

a little

but think

n, you
I thought
lduate was
1!)
only
'ilkes to
illing-out
::o-requisit

Letters
Continued from p. 2
all the lots have gates on them
so anyone can drive right in. I
agree that having gates on the
lots would not put a complete
. stop to the problem, but it would
.mre help.
I think the ideal solution to
the problem would be to
.:onstruct a 3 or 4 story parking
facility such as the one at Mercy
Hospital.
People who wish to
park there insert .50 into the
slot, the gate goes up and they
park as long as they need to.
But we all know that's just a
dream. The college would never
see spending that kind of money
on something as "useless" as a
parking garage.
They would
much rather use it on more useful
constructive projects such as a
new gym or even (I can't resist)
the bell tower.
I feel that if Wilkes is not
going
to
do
something
constructive about the parking
problem, they should at least
teach us "defensive parking."

Signed,
No Place to Park

Pawn
Continued from p.2
I

for the College Senior 103."
I don't know about you, but
I won't feel that my Wilkes
education is complete until I've
added these courses to my
transcript.
I won't feel confident about taking that giant
step into the REAL WORLD until
I know that I know how to deal
with any bureaucratic piece of
paper the "R-World" can toss at
me.
But, alas, it's too late for
me now. 111 have to go into the

world of work without these
essential skills.
Perhaps the
College will take my humble
suggestions to heart and require
such a course of future students.
graduate or have a CommonBut until then, I'm going to
wealth secondary diploma . or go back to my room to try to
other State secondary school puzzle out my cap-and-gown
diploma through the GED Test !..:order:::.::::::.:...·
Program.
2) You must te a Women's Club
resident of Pennsylvania for at offers scholarship
least 12 months. 3) You must
The West Side- Kingston
meet the citizenship requirements Business
and
Professional
defined in Pennsylvania State Women's Club is offering a $300
Grant and Federal student aid
application.
4) You must be scholarship to a full-time matriculated sophomore or junior
ranked in the top 10% of your female student The candidates
high school class. 5) You must must have a GPA of at least 3.0,
file a 1988-89 academic year be able to document financial
application with a PA state grant need, and be a resident of the
and Federal student aid through West Side of Wyoming Valley.
PHEAA. 6) You must be attend- Candidates must be active in
ing or plan to attend an institut- school-related and/or community
ion of higher education in projects and .may represent any
Pennsylvania with the intention profession or discipline.
of becoming certified to teach in
Applications and supporting
a pre-school, elementary or sec~ evidence of GPA and financial
ondary school.
need •must be postmarked by
The
deadline
for
this March 16, 1988. Winners will
scholarship is May 1, 1988. be notified by April 12, 1988.
Applications are available at the Applications are available at the
Financial Aid Office.
Financial Aid Office.

The Paul Douglas Teacher
Scholarship Program

UPWARD
1988 SUMMER POSITIONS
With Upward Bound

Full•time, Ive in · positions.
'lties include supervision of high school
In an academicatly•oriented program. Must
sucx:essfully completed at least Sophomore ·
and. be experienced. in residence life,
, leadership, tutoring and be motivated to
youth.
.,soperweek., plus room. board

June 1.3-Jutyiq, 198e,
call or pick up· an application F~:.
Upward Bound Offices, Wilkes College,
Hall, Third Floor, 129 S. Frankin St.,
, PA 18766, 824-4651, ext. 4-.z..30

Administered by PHEAA in
Pennsylvania, this scholarship
is designed to encourage academically talented students to. enter
the pre-school, elementary or
secondary
teaching
fields.
Scholarships of up to $5,000 per
year are awarded to eligible
students. ·
Applicants must sign an
agreement to teach for a period
of not less than two years in exchange for each year the student
receives the scholarship or repay
the award as a loan, including
interest. The two-year teaching
requirement per year of scholarship aid will be reduced by onehalf if the student teaches on a
full-time permanent basis in a
school in an area which Federal
Regulations define as having a
teacher shortage.
Students who meet all of the
following
requirements
are
eligible for consideration:
1)
You must be a high school

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�February 25, 1988

PAGEFOUR

VA Health Professional
Scholarship Program
The

purpose
of
this
scholarship is to assist in
providing an adequate supply of
professional nurses and physical
therapists
for
the
Veterans
Administration and the nation.
Eligible students are those
in baccalaureate and master's
degree nursing and physical
therapy programs. The applicant
must be a U.S . citizen and must
be accepted for enrollment or
enrolled full-time , in a nursing
program accredited by the National League for Nursing or a
physical
therapy
- program
accredidte by the American
Physical Therapy Association.
Applicants may not be obligated
for service under any other
scholarship program.
Students
enrolled in associated degree and
diploma nursing programs or
post - baccalaureate certificate
physical therapy programs are
not eligible.
Veterans Administration employees are eligible
to apply.

Collection for the homel

JJ

Scholarship benefits include
tuition and fees, reasonable

educational

expenses,

and

a

monthly stipend of $621, all
exempt from Federal taxation.
The length of this award is a
maximwn of two vears depending
upon continued full-time enrollment, and maintenance of acceptable academic standing.
_
The service obligation includes a maximum of two years
after degree completion and licen..:L.HAVE
sure as a registered nurse or
~~ A
physical therapist employed full~HEART
time by VA. Location will be
determined by the Administrator
of Veteran's Affairs.
Attempts
will be made to match preferences with VA needs.
Participants must be willing and
able to relocate.
Application request forms _
are available at the Financial -Aid
Office. Deadline for the request
forms is May 9, 1988. Deadline
Pictured above with the some of the _ items collected at Wilkes' "Have
for the application is June 6, Help th.e ~omeless," between February 10 to 16 are (I to r) John
1988.
Director of Wilkes' Security; Alena Ochal; Tony DiMichele; Lynne

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Student Coordinator of the campaign; Tony Vento, St. Mary's Campus M
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Director of Administrative Services.
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PAGE FIVE

Students to travel
to New York

e progress of Wilkes
niversity" ·
the idea sound crazy,
Wilkes College have
possibilities of becoming
ity? ' University status
with it a lot more than
changing the stickers
hang in the
back
of their car, or rearthe sweatshirts from
Wilkes ~ so that
say Wilkes University.
years of work goes into
11 immense project. Many
's opinions are to be anaand the positives and negof changing the status of
I have to be weighed.
tcision is a very involved
ent one.
1be Academic Affairs Cabllll the Long Range PlanCommitee have been examthe idea.
According to
t Christopher Breiseth,
a:hool's criteria will be eand approved by the
of Pennsylvania, and the
will begin. Application
long-brewing idea of Uni~

Vilkes'
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Camp
f; St.
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organized
and lnte
support ot
sociation,
ile;

verstity satus may begin as early as May, or possibly in September.
This means that the
class of 1991 may recieve their
diplomas with Wilkes University
written across the top.
People have reacted in various ways to the idea of Wilkes
"changing face."
There have
been both
negative reactions
and positive reactions. Most of
the alumni of Wilkes "College"
would like to continue thinking
of their alma mater as just that- a
college. Other reactions on the
negative side may be ·that people simply don't like change,
and that Wilkes may lose some
of its intimacy with students.
On the more positive side, according to Breiseth, Wilkes College
will be given a chance to be
known for what it more accurately is. According to Breiseth,
all of our
programs are too
broad to be labelled "College".
Also, Wilkes
is a
comprehensive school that provides
worthwhile undergraduate and graduate programs.
Why should Wilkes bother

changing to a university? For
one thing, the change will provide a positive impact on the
Wilkes-Barre community as a
whole. Having a University in
the city may very likely attract
many large corporations.
Also,
university status may sharpen
the way employers in the job
market view Wilkes and the
programs of study that are offered here.
The idea of Wilkes College
changing to
a Universtity is
still being examined. Although
there is no time commitment
that the commities in charge
have to work
for,
President
Breiseth
believes
the
work
should be done soon.
He bel~ves there is no point sitting
arc5und talking apout it for two
years. We should "either do it,
or not do it" !

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by Kim Klimek
Did you often wonder who
the homeless people were and
what you could do to help them?
"Here's a chance to do something
different for Spring Break and
make a difference at the same
time," says Tony Vento, Campus
minister. From Saturday, March
26 to April 2, Wilkes and King's
College students will travel to
the east side of Manhattan, to
learn
about
and
help
the
homeless through the SAFH, pronbunced "SAFE," or Shelter and
Food For the Homeless.
Charlie McGarry, Director of
SAFH, part of the Trinity lower
east side Lutheran parish i1i
Manhattan said, "Thanks for all
the help you are giving us or are
going to give us. Together, we
can really make the place a safe,
clean, and :warm environment for
the homeless to call home while
they get themselves back on
their feet"
Vento said the inspiration
for this program came from the
Hebrew
Scriptures
(Old
Testament) used in Christian
churches during
the Lenten
s~on.
He said the source of
inspiration was Isaiah 58:6-7,10,
"This is the fast that pleaseth
me: to break unjust fetters, to
let the oppressed go free, to
share your bread with the hungry
and shelter the homeless poor.
If you do away with the yoke,
the clenched fist, the wicked
word, if you give your bread to
the hungry and relief to the. oppressed, your light will rise in
the darkness."

He said, "Those _wh&lt;!_are not
religiously oriented will not be
forced to participate in religious
act1V1Ues.
But for those who
want it, it is "Holy Week" in
N.Y.C."
Vento ' said there are three
ways we can paruc1pate in
helping the homeless so "our
ideas can make a difference right
now as well as in the future."
"The first way is through
direct service," he said. Students
can help with light renovations
for Manhattan's east side SAHF
homeless shelter. Priority items
are:
renovating the shelter or
helping
an
affiliated
food
kitchen under the direction of the
_formerly homeless in N.Y.C.
The second way is through
meeting experts from
international
agencies
based
in
N.Y.C. to ask questions that
arise from direct service and
learn about the poverty programs
around the world, said Vento.
Local participants in the programs include;
Amnesty International, Catholic Relief Service,
Bread for 0.he World and the
religious representatives of the
U.N.
He said the third way will be
using time for discussions for
those who want to join in with
scripture and prayer, personal
journal time, fun and sightseeing
in N.Y.C.
Vento says to those who
want to auend, "It will be unlike
any week you've spent before
and a week you will remember
for the rest of your life." For
more information, call Vento at

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�PAGE SIX

Campus leader

Don
Semyon

The "Barber pole"
by Bill Barber

After a brief respite, the Campus Leader series continues with a
spotlight of WCLH General Manager, Donald Semyon. Some of you
may already be familiar with Don through his bi-weekly column in
The Beacon or through his weekly radio show--lbe Don and Ed Show-that airs Saturdays from 4-8 p.m. on WCLH.
These two roles, however, are not the only ones that Don is
able to play. He is also deeply entrenched in the theater here at
Wilkes and will appear soon in the Wilkes production of Pericles
the King. One might think that with all of these things keeping
Don busy he would be hesitant to accept the strenuous job of
running the college station.
He seems to have no qualms about
jumping from one position to the next. He sees the general manager's position as a good opportunity. He credits this to "a really
workable staff, a really dedicated staff. They have shown dedication
and promise as far as running good solid programming goes."
According to Don his main goal as General Manager of WCLH
is "to get people involved in other things than just being a DJ.
For instance, I made it mandatory that everyone on the staff do one
piece of production work, like a promo or a public service
announcement. They have to script it and produce it themselves."
This gives the members a chance to get experience in all facets of
radio production, not just the obvious ones. Don feels that one of
the biggest changes he's noticed since taking over the position was
that the staff "runs more like a unit, not just an executive staff.
Instead of having meetings every month, we meet every other week.
This makes us more like a club instead of two different staffs."
Don also sees marked inprovement in , the day to day interaction
at WCLH. "More people are showing up to do their shows. People
on the general staff are not intimidated by the executive staff. This
makes for more consistent }Jfogramming."

It has come to my attention
that the effective political system that drives our nation runs at
a 45 degree angle to what seems
sane -and sensible to me.
I've
had terrific bad luck with candidates all my life, which doesn't
do a lot for my political selfesteem.
However, given my
100% rotten luck in seeing my
candidates achieve voting success, I've decided to put my bad
luck to work in predicting the
next President of the United
States. I am willing to offer my
reverse expertise to the candidates, free of charge. To hell
with New Hampshire, the best
way to pick the candidates would
be to ask me who I would most
hate to see gain the office. Let's
call that "The Barber Pole."
Historically, even as a small
child, I was adamantly in favor
of Adlai Stevenson. My 100%
percent accuracy at picking the
winning candidate was underway.
Kennedy threw off my track
record for awhile, and I basked in
the joy of having my candidate
win. The victory, as you may
recall, was short lived.
I opposed Johnson and the Viet Nam
war, but it wasn't until the onslaught of Richard Nixon that I
really became vehement. Simultaneously, during this whole period, Ronald Reagan was governor
of California, the state in which
I was living at the time. I felt
totally estranged.
Imagine my horror when
Ronald Reagan ran for President!
And won! And then enjoyed the
longest honeymoon with the
press a recent .President has experienced.
Shock became outrage
when he was re-elected in '84. It
was then the Barber Pole was
born.
Therefore, gentle readers, I
offer
my
services
to
the
candidates this election year on a
professional basis. All the Barber Pole has to do is survey the
candidates,
find
the
most

heinous, disgusting and repuslive
candidate and Bingo! -- you've
got your next President
However, this year, there are
so many awful candidates, that
the Barber Pole is having some
difficulty in selecting just which
candidate is the unqualified
worst.
I have been · watching
David Frost's interviews with fervor, but I must admit that so far
all the candidates are registering
very high on my "hate scale" - so I am having some trouble
with my data.
That was, until I watched Pat
Robertson.
My "repulso-meter"
went off so violently last night-witnessing that insipid, false
smile and brainless rhetoric-that I am fairly convinced that
we here at the Barber Pole Headquarters are ready to pick
Robertson as the most disgusting phoney to ever run for the
office. And,
therefore, if we
follow form, I feel pretty confident in assuring you that he
will become your next president
I say yours because this time, if
it really works. out that way, I
will be leaving the country.
Consider
his
ideologies.
First of all, PR thinks that AIDS
is first of all a moral dilemma
and secondly a health issue.
Since 90% of AIDS victims (his
statistic) are either needle users
or homosexuals, it follows that
they brought this on themselves,
that God is happy with the
situation, and therefore Congress
should continue to hide its head.
This kind of thinking belongs in
the electric chair, not in the
swivel chair.
Secondly, PR believes that
God talks to him, directly. When
asked to separate the Bible from
the Constitution, PR was iffy
about how he would do that,
since, to PR, God wrote both of
them.
Perhaps Jim or Tammy
should be vice-president
God
speaks to them, too.
Or maybe
Oral Roberts, he has a two-way
phone system that he feels goes

right to Heaven,
pabulum, and the
willing goat to
religious propa
it is packed an
Jesus. But look
ly. It could be
we got a Pat
enough to the r
us all to Hea
ians and heathens
innocuous, irri ·
"cookie jar" smile
again. That smu
stitutes for know
ious in itself, B
of a leader of
would be suicide
church and s
important aspect
Americans that
such a perso
political office
You and
a right to lim.
bullshit that co
ing rooms. I am
of us who are not
or angry enough, ID
this charade of spiri
functioning as ream
But as I say, gi1'I
with Pat RobertDI,
ing coronalion. The
American "C&lt;Xiie js
mentality may just go
sweep to straighten Ill
and if they do, time
think well stand a
seeing Reason ruk
will be sadly mistakm.
Judging from the
atrocities I've w·
lifetime, I'm taking
cautions now and
passport ready.
Barber Pole, Pat R
be a shoo-in, beca1111
worst Presidential
we've ever sunk t
But I will
business.
111
Barber Pole rig
just prove me
Please ·· w
- prov~ me wrong!

Club feature
Don feels that WCLH "gives Wilkes students a chance to get
hands on experience with the operations of a radio station and its
equipment
It's just like any commercial station, except we, the
students, get to make our own rules and run it the way we feel it
should be run. Working with the equipment is the biggest thing.
The station also gives a student a chance to move up in the ranks if
he so desires."
In addition to working to make a tighter staff, Don and WCLH
have other projects underway including an internship for local high
school students that will provide them an opportunity to come in
and see how the station works (and also may serve valuable
recruiting purposes) and an underwriting campaign that allows area
business to sponsor specific shows in return for donations of money
or goods, still leaving WCLH with their non-commercial status.
Although obviously his role at WCLH is of primary importance,
·Don also serves a role as a campus leader. He sees this as one of his

Continued on p. 9

Crew team moves on
by Bruce Hom
Looking out over the frozen
river, the last thing on your
mind has to be rowing. However, as proven by the recent
warmer weather, spring is just
around the comer and with that
warmer weather is sure to come
the sight of the Wilkes Crew
Team rowing down the Susquehanna.
The crew team was formed
last semester when great interest
was shown by both the school
and the community. This sem-

ester will be the club's first official season with races scheduled
throughout the spring. The races
will range from exhibition races
on our river to official sanctioned races against teams such
as Bucknell, Drexel, and Susquehanna, among others. Since the
club's inception in September,
members have shown nothing
but positive responses. The generosity of alumni and faculty has
allowed them to purchase three
boats and still have a sizable
balance in their bank account.
Through contacts in Philadelphia

at Boathouse Ro
acquired an ei
boat, a four-man
a four-man scu
more on the way.
The first
is scheduled for
To find out m
crew. come to Ila
Tuesdays at ll:00 ill
All
are welcome
interested in rowing.
or just working witb
ment

�February 25. 1988

•

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t

pro
loo
be
Pat
e

eav

athens
ost of
irri
r" s
t s
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r of
suici
d s
tspeet

that

best way to describe
guys is to call them
' One (Jimmy Pheroi running for Prezident of
· States, and the other
Preromone) claims Elvis
name is re.ally "Alvis
• 'E.'" They call them"lbe Pheromones:1" not be~
Ii its biological mean-ing,
it is their last name;
IC "step-brothers·, same
diffaent mothers." In case
it, these two goofhere Tuesday the 23rd.
payed their stuff in the
~ between 11 and 1.
goodness they are
oc their music would
oo sense. They opened
I soog called "What YOU

Prezident"
They also did a section of
love songs they called the
"Pheromonal Portion."
One of
these songs was
"Devoted To
You," a song
devoted to a
selected member of the audience.
Not only did they sing to her.
they danced with her.
Other
songs were "$50 Phone Call,"
for the only people who benefit
from long distance relationships-AT&amp;T; and "Madelaine," a song
for a girl of the same name.
They also did a great deal of
humorous non-musical material.
Most notable were the two best
ways to "upset" a Yuppie. The
second best way is to affix an
"all vinyl, all weather. all black

Sister.
The guys had the crowd in
stitches with their fantasy con- .
test
"What kind of fantasy ·
contest." you ask?
Well, the
fellas had the audience send up
pieces of paper with their best
fantasy on it These were then
read to the audience and rated by
them. . 'The responses ranged
from, "unbridled. passionate sex
with the East German women·s luge team," to "climb to the top
of the belltower." the winning
response was read to the audience
by fellow student, John Schmidt.
and was, to put it bluntly, unprin.table.
Incidentally, anyone interested in helping "get the 'Mones

Know Can Hurt YOU."
illustrated this point by
• balloons at unsuspec~tators, nailing one girl

are
1ough,
: of sp
as
I say.
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traighten
do,
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1t more

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t 11:00 in
welcome

llelween the eyes.
They
ly followed that song
The Beatles', "With Love
Ill To You."
ab the exception of The
song, the entire show
uiginal or embellished,
1131erial. An example of
· bed song was their
on the old song "Loco
', theirs being called
MOtion."
This song
from a story the guys told
the stereotypical fat guy in
with the Dunlop around
· , asking the prettiest
k sees to dance, and her
klO nice (or drunk) to say

ne

original material that
~onned was absolutely
, including the closet
'Yuppie Drone" -- a song
from the voice of a "yup- Jimmy and Alvis. The Pheromones, did their thing Tuesday, in SLC lobby
aluding BMW's and stered up to "3"). The en- and hot pink tallc-about-the- Pher- on the ballot," and getting
111g is sung in monotone omones-at-work-tomorrow bump- involved with the "All night" Par- i
y to illustrate the inter- er sticker to their new BMW; and ty and getting Jimmy Pheromone '
level of a yuppie). "Fem- the best way is to walk up to elected Prezident is welcome to
Deodorant Spray Makes · Me that same yuppie in that same help by "making hats, posters,
' their first song, was BMW and ask them: "So, is this bumper stickers, and the like."
&lt;riginal,wacky tune.
the new Fiesta?"
VP candidate Alvis says they
Some of the other songs
The bumper sticker was not draw . the line at financial ·
were performed were: the only piece of Pheromone contributions because they "can't
· -The Great Rondini," a memorabilia for sale. They had be trusted with the money."
·"" "Th
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ilJUUt
e man w o gave tapes, "goblets"(really a specOverall, this show was very
"; "Video Recorders," iman cup), and albums. That's funny and showcased two very
about the modem day not all. though. With any pur- talented guys.
So once again,
'Break It To Me Gent- chase, you could receive, abso- thanks to the Programming
the new "Shy" Stallone lutely free. either Slim Whitman Board for a fun and funny mid~g; and Jimmy's camp- sings Bob Dylan's greatest hits morning show.
mg, "I Will Be Your or Roger Whitaker sings Tiisted
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Sagittarius - ~t's your
Happy Week

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Capricorn- This will be a lucky week for you. Be
prepared for somehing BIG !
Aquarius-Look out, you might just be forgetting
. something important.
Leo- Simple and easy this week. Don't be a fool!
Virgo- Expect a little rain to fall on your weekend. A
cloud n:,ay already be forming around you.
Libra- Calm your amorous emotions. You may soon
meet the Leo of your dreams.
Scorpio- You may have a Gemini in love with you;
just open your eyes.
Sagittarius- Happy week for you. You've been a
good kid so you deserve it.
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so bad. Clean your act up.
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see everything !
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Taurus- Moo-ve over brother. You may be at the
top, but there are others waiting in the wings.
Gemini- Don't fret because you haven't had a Happy
Week for a long time. Good things come to things
who wait.

Beacon at the movies

Action {packed)
Jackson
by John Gordon

much like Superman, whether it
be over buildings or even taxi
One man wrecking crews are cabs.
Watch for the taxi cab
becoming traditional favorites in· scene in particular.
Hollywood. First there was DirCarl Weathers leading lady
ty Harry, followed by various in "Action" is singer/actress
Rambo and Commando type Vanity ("The Last Dragon"). She
films. Now there's "Action Jack- plays the part of a heroin addict
son," who to a certain extent, who is joined to Nelson's evil
follows in James Bond's fioot- character as a part time lover,
until she meets Action Jackson.
steps.
This film is a typical oneth
Carl Wea ers (Rocky II, II,
man army show. However, the
th
ID, IV) plays e part of Jericho
action scenes keep it humming
!aclcson, nic~ame ~ction: ~ho
on all cylinders.
is a Detrmt. cop mvesugatmg
several mystenous deaths. These
killings are linked to a promTHE GRADE
inent political Detroit official
STORY----------------2.5
played by Craig T. Nelson
ACTION--------------3.5
("Poltergeist").
ILLEGAL PARKING HAS BECOME A FREQUENT VIOLATION AROUND CAMPUS.
Throughout
"Action
JackACTING-------------2.25
UGHPARKING IS LIMITED ON CAMPUS. WE MUST MAINTAIN ORDER WITH THE PARKING
TIIAT ARE AVAILABLE. IF YOU HAVE A PERMIT. PARK IN YOUR DESIGNATED AREA; IF son" there are a multitude of eye++++++++++++++++++
catching and exciting stunts
YOU DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT AND ARE CAUGHf PARKING 11..LEGALLY...
which are performed mainly by
TOTAL--------------2.75
Weathers who leaps and bounds

YOUR CAR WILL BE TOWED!

YOUR CAR WILL BE TOWED!

�February 25, 1988

PAGE EIGHT

WCLH Spotli2ht

He's ·really not a head banger
by Wendi Harvey
Monday
night
I
was
listening to WCLH, the college
radio station, and I heard music
which was new to my ears. I
can't say that I disliked what I
heard, it just wasn't what I was

used to listening to.
So, I
thought I should interview the
DJ to find out who he was and
what kind of music he played.
Heavy-metal, that's what he
said it is, and he is Jim Ferris, a
Metal Monday DJ. Jim is a junior communications major from

He's not a flasher or a thrasher. He's Jim Fems, .and he's a DJ!

Kingston, PA. He has been a DJ
since his freshman year, but this
is his first year playing "metal"
music.
I conducted the interview by
asking questions about his Metal
Monday show:
The Beacon: "How would
you explain the kind of music
you play?"
Jim Ferris: "It is the next
step up -- from rock and roll, to
hard rock, to heavy metal. Who
knows what comes next"
T. B.:
"Are you looking
forward to what comes next?"
J. F.: "By that time, I probably won't even like it"
T.B.: "Who's your favorite
group?"
J. F.: "That's a tough one.
Judas Priest because I listen to
them the most. I also like older
Aerosmith.
T.B.:
"What's wrong with
the new Aerosmith?"
J.F.:
"It's too commercial.
I don't only listen to metal. I
like to listen to everything on
WCLH
because it's a good
station."
T.B.: "What groups do you
play?"
J.F.:
"Anthrax, Metallica,
Megadeth, Dokken. I play the
newest in metal. I don't even
know some of the things I play.
I play music for my listeners,
not for my own pleasure."

While talking to Jim, I
learned that he is not only a DJ,
he is also the production manager at the radio station.
He
works
with
public
service
announcments, helps the engineers get the station .o n the
air, and does promos. Jim explained that promos are self- ·
promoting commercials for the
radio station ("You're listening
to WCLH 90.7, new music 91.")
T. B.: "Why should people
listen to your show, and what
time do you air?"
J. F.: "My show is Monday
nights from 9 to midnight.
People should listen if they like
the music -- it's a specialty
show."
T. B.: "Specialty show?"
J. F.:
"I just play metal.
The radio station has specialty
shows with jazz, dance, metal,
and reggae."
I asked Jeff to tell me about
his plans for the future. He told
me that he has no clue about
what he wants to do after
graduation.
He knows · that he
wants to be involved in radio or
TV, but he hasn't made a definite
decision. He wants to attend a
"Monsters of Rock" concert this
summer. It will include groups
such as the Scorpions, Van
Halen, Dokken, and Metallica,
all in an arena for about four

T. B.: "Do yw
yourself a head banger?'
J. F.: "NO! I
that term."
T. B.: "Why?"
J. F.: "I just lib
to music. A kid
jeans, jean jacke~ liq
hair, having no brains,
attitude problem, comes
when I hear the
banger' -- that's not
T. B.: "Is
you would like to
listeners?"
J. F.:
Jovi, Poison, While
other MTV favorites."

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music. Bon Jovi doesn\
to promote his songs.
radio is for different
his

Now you know
more DJ on our college
tion. Tune in and ·
new music WCLH has .,
you are a heavy melll
you will love it. If
never listened to
(like me), you can tune
day night to hear a
new metal songs.
maybe you will find
enjoying it!

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original poetry since her fresh- student publication; it is by and '
man year. Kim defined the Manu- for the students."
I was eating lunch script as "the humanitarian magI asked Kim if she had anygroup of friends a few azine on campus where people thing she would like to say
ago, I mentioned that I can express themselves artist- about the publication. "The fact
a poem to the Manu- ically."
that people don't take general
The responses I received
The literary magazine has I interest or active participation in
· g. "The what?" my been around for · over 25 years the Manuscript," Kim said, "is
of . the
cultural
tthoed to~ther.
"The and is published once a year in indicative
· ," I repeated;
I the spring, semester. It is about atmosphere at Wilkes. · People
maybe they didn't under- forty pages of original poetry, need to know that art doesn't
! said. But I got the short stories, and art work by stu- hurt."
Wlknowing faces asking, dents and faculty of ·the Wilkes
The M~nuscript is very
lhe Manuscript?"
I College community. The Manu- interested in rece1vmg more art
explained what
the script Society holds it's meet- work. Don't forget that the dead· is, and I wondered ings on Thursdays at 11 in the line is March 8. You can either
y people on campus Manuscript
office on the third slide your submissions under the
ut it. I asked around floor of the SUB. Everyone is Manuscript office door, attend
the meetings, or give · them to , _
amazed that only a few invited to attend.
had heard about the
The Manuscript 1 is still Kim. So, now you know what
accepting submissions for this the Manuscript is, and you don't
ilterviewed Kim Supper, year's edition.
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enthus- have to ask "the what?" You can
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the now submit your _creative works 1
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learning in all 50 states, the· District of Columbia and several
foreign nations.
Outstanding students have
been honored in the annual directory since it was first published in 1934.
Students named from Wilkes
College this year are: Holly
Avery, Steven Bardsley, Ruth
Bender, Kimberly Cooper, Kelley
Cota, Josephine Dait, Susan Dicton, John Domzalski, Brian Dorsey, Stephanie Hambrose, Anne
Humphrey, Susan _Imboden, Mary
join an elite group of Jablonowski, Kristen Kolensky,
selectoo from more than Gregory Krager, Leah Kulikowinstitutions ·of higher ski, Elizabeth Mazi:ullo, Cheryl

g American UniverColleges will include
of 29 students from
College who have been
as nationally outstandleaders.
Campus Nominating
and editors of the
directory have included
es of these students
service to the communhip in extracurricular
and potential for con-

Mundo,
Susan ·
Novobilski,
Michelle
Novobilski,
Henry
Novoroski, Michelle Palmieri,
Debra Pavlico, Theresa Rebarcheck,
Debra
Reisenweaver,
Matthew Ryan, Linda Siberini,
Nagwa Taylor, and Donald 7.elek.
Congratulations to all of the
students named above.

leader Continued from p. 6

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rtant functions. "I can set an example as a peer, not like
oc a professor. I'm more on the s,tudent's level," says Don.
sliesses the importance of communication between th_e
mid faculty and administration. "I get a chance to interact
president, deans, and faculty. They are always willing to
what I have to say and are willing to take my suggestions,"
In this way, Don can serve the students by giving the
·on the all-important student's ey~ view of things that
not always be able to get.
graduation Don wants to pursue a career in advertising.
'WCLH has sparked my interest in management. The station .,_.._...,..
me very valuable experie~ces. I have to interact with
leaders in daily bu~iness with record companies. It is good
cqierience."
lldition to his position at WCLH, Don is a regular columnist
Beacon, a member of outstanding Students of American
and Universities, has been involved in a number of theater
, and also participates in a variety of intramural sports
the Low Riders Hockey Team, The Fabulous Footlong
with Kraut and the now defunct Dippy Donuts.)
s1resses that new members are always welcome at WCLH
e interested can stop by one of their bi-weekly meetings
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Road games prove to .be
Colonels' downfall this year
by Lisa Miller

finished the season averaging
18.6 points per game and led the
team in rebounds with 9 .3 per
game.
"I was happy to have
scored 1000 points. but I would
have rather won more games and
made the playoffs," Steeber
remarked. "We've only made the
playoffs once since I've been

tournament
Wilkes dropped
both games played. but did have
two players named to the all-tournament team: Nolan and Steeber.
Nolan broke a tournament record
scoring 30 points. Wilkes tied a
record for most field goals made
in one game.
Things did not go well for

games were not good ones for
Wilkes as they suffered defeats
from the University of Scranton
and Elizabethtown.
The next two games were
big victories for the Colonels.
In _the first game the Colonels
traveled across town to defeat
rival King's College. Delaware
Valley then came into the
Wilkes' Gym to take on' the
Colonels. The Colonels rallied
to a 72-66 victory.
The trip to Susquehanna
didn't end favorably for the
Colonels as the Crusaders beat
Wilkes 88-79.
On Saturday,
February 6, the Colonels hosted
Lycoming. Behind the shooting
of Steeber and Nolan the
Colonels criused to a 88-79 victory.
Again, road trips were not
kind to the Colonels as they lost
two games to Drew and Scranton.
Score-wise, both Nolan and
Argentati had a good night
netting 29 and 23 points
respectively in the Drew game.
In the Scranton game Wilkes was
able to stay with the Royals in
the first half and early in the
second period. In the middle of
. the second half the Royals went
on a 19-2 run and the Colonels
fell victim to a 70-64 loss. The
trip to FDU-Madison didn't prove
to be much better. The Colonels
were defeated by the Jersey
Devils 83-70.
The home game against
College Misericordia was a better one. The Cougars con-trolled
most of the first half but the
Colonels came back in the
second, behind the shooting of
- Steeber. Nolan, and Argentati. It
was in this. ·game that Nolan
went over the 500 mark for the
season. The last game of the
season and the last game to be
played in the present gym was
heartbreaking for the Colonels.
They were defeated by the
Juniata Indians, 82-72.
"We have a lot of hard work
in front of us," Rainey said. "I
don't think anyone is happy
with the way things ended. We
have to get better defensively.
That's a glaring problem that
really sticks out. We're losing
our two best rebounders in Scott
(Jacoby) and Jeff (Steeber). Our
offense is a real plus. We know
what we need, and we have to try
to fill it through recruiting.
That's the key right now."
Jacoby summed up his last
season at Wilkes this way: "Just
playing and being part of the
system here at Wilkes was big
thrill for me. Also, getting to

The men's basketball season
came to a close Saturday afternoon. Things didn't go exactly
the way coach Ron Rainey and
his team had hoped it would back
in November.
But the season
was not a total loss because with
each game the
young players~
showed consistent improvement
"To sum up the season, one
word comes to mind:
inconsistency," Rainey said.
"That
could have been caused by a
couple of things.
One could
have been the changes in
personnel. We didn't do as well
as I hoped or thought we could.
We played hard every game with
the exception of a couple games.
We set some goals but I don't
think we played smart all the ,
time as a team."
"I don't think we did as well
as we should have:" stated senior
Jeff Steeber. "Our record is definitely not an indication of how
good we really are."
Rainey only loses two
players to graduation this year:
forward Steeber and center Scott
Jacoby.
"We lose two very
valuable players in Scott and
Jeff. Scott was invaluable. He
did all the little things that
really count but don't show up in
the stat sheets. Jeff was one of
our leading scorers and showed
us some good leadership." said
Rainey. "I was pleased with the
leadership both of them showed Basketball senior co-captains Scott Jacoby and Jeff Steeber.
this season."
here and it would have been great the Colonels _after that as they
"We're definitely losing a to have done it again this year."
lost MAC games to Lycoming,
lot of talent in both Jeff and
Nolan became only the third King's. and FDU-Madison. The
Scott," said sophomore Jim Colonel in Wilkes' history to team's first win of the season
Nolan. "Lou [Freemanl has the score 500 points in a single sea- ·came at home on December 7
potential to fill Jeffs role and a son. Nolan finished the season against Messiah. The Colonels
number of people could move with 524 points. averaging 22.2 then defeated Division II school
into Scott's position."
·
a game.
His career total at East Stroudsburg. Nolan went on
Nolan, this year's leading Wilkes is 883 in just two sea- a scoring streak and recorded a
scorer, will be returning next sons. The second half of the career high 38 points.
season.
Sophomores Dave season saw the emergence of
Then came the Christmas
Argentati and Lou Freeman will Argentati as - a force to be break. and everything seemed to
also be coming back next reckoned with. Argentati scored fall apart. In the last game of
season, as are freshmen Steve consistently from the three point · 1987 they traveled to Lehigh
Tate, Ray Ott. and Rob Cella line.
University where they were
Junior transfer, Ken Chakon will
A highlight of the season defeated by a wide margin. The
also be returning for the for the team was their victory team played all but one game on
Colonels.
over cross-town rival. King's the road during the break. Road
"When you have a losing College. The win came in the games were not kind to the
"A big Colonels this season as they
season you have to look at a lot Scandlon Gymnasium.
of things in
the program."
thrill this season, I guess. would . lost
two
straight. _Delaware
have to be the King's game for Valley and Allentown.
They
Rainey said.
"The evaluation
has to come right now. We have both me and the team," Nolan then returned to the sanctity of
to evaluate everything including said.
"Going into the season, the Wilkes College Gymnasium
practice sessions and game
we were looking for big things where they defeated Drew. It wm
preparation."
to happen. I thought we had a during this game that Steeber had
The season did have its
lot of talent this year. We have his big night leading the
bright moments for individual
a lot of things to look forward Colonels with 27 points and
players and for the team.
to next year. The league will be hitting a career high 1000
Steeber put his name in the
a lot more competitive too. I points.
Wilkes' record
book as he think."
. The Colonels started the
became the 13th player in
The team started the 1987- new semester off on a good note see Jeff score 1000 points . and
Wilkes basketball history to hit
88 season traveling to Western with their first win on the road Jimmy hit 500 for the season
1000 career points.
Steeber
Maryland to compete in a against Albright The •.JICxt two was great"
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February 25, 1988

onels salvage win against Misericordia
basketball team
Scranton on February
the University of
Royals in the John
. Despite playing
in the first aalf, the
IIClll down in defeat
01 Saturday, February
nels went on the
10 FDU-Madison.
kl FDU, 83-70. On
the 17th,
the
Misericordia Cougars
the Wilkes gym to
Colonels.
The
Cllle out 90-82 viemore guard Jim
his name to Wilkes
he became only the
500
on.
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February • 20,
out the 1987ast basketball
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for the Colonels, they were _
defeated 82-72.
The Colonels
finished the season with an overall record of 8-15, and a score of
5-11 in the Middle Atlantic
Conference.
In the first half of the
Scranton game, the Colonels
played aggressively and were
able to keep the Royals in
check. Wilkes scored first with
a three point shot by sophomore
Dave Argentati.
Early in the
game the lead switched hands
several times.
Argentati and
sophomore guard Jim Nolan were
strong,
shooting
from
the
outside, but the Royals countered
with aggressive inside shooting
to keep the scoring close.
Late in the first period the
Colonels held a 29-27 lead.
Early in the second half the
Colonels continued to stay with
the Royals in scoring. With 12
minutes left of play the score
was tied at 4 7. It was then that
Royal's coach, Bob Bessoir,

Jim Nolan prepares to assist Dave Argentati in Saturday's game with Jlllliata.
switched Art Trippet to point his game high 25 points in the
guard. This seemed to be the second period of play.
Nolan
finished
the
game
collecting
23
turning point of the game as
Scranton took a 68-49 point points. Steeber netted a total of
16 points for the night.
lead.
In Saturday's game · the
Nolan and Argentati led the
Juniata
Indians controlled the
scoring for the Colonels with 18
points each. Senior forward Jeff first half of play. Wilkes scored
the Warriors would have.
Steeber was held to just two first on a basket by Nolan. It
Frank Castano, who has been points but was able to pull down was the Colonels only lead in
one of Wilkes steadier wrestlers ten rebounds for the Colonels.
the game. The Colonels trailed
closed the Warrior lead to 11-8
On
February
13
the 41-30 at halftime.
with a major decision at 150. At Colonels experienced more probWith 13:31 left in the game
158 Frank Goldowski tied Bob lems on the road, dropping Juniata took a 56-44 lead when
Scannell, cutting the Warrior another MAC game to FDU- Juniata's Bob Dombrowski hit a
lead to three.
The
Madison, 83-70. At halftime the pair of three throws.
The Colonels then took the Colonels trailed 34-33 going Colonels were able to mount a
lead as Mike Schroat defeated into the locker room.
In the comeback after the three throws
Jeff Kaboly 13-3. Craig Rome second half FDU was able to but fell short.
continued his dominance on the score 12 unanswered points to
"I didn't like playing the
wrestling mat as he technical help nail down the victory.
man-to-man
(defense)."
said
falled Mike Stogard. Rome's
Once again Nolan led the Rainey. "If we had gotten the
victory brought the
Colonel Colonels in scoring with 24 lead we could have changed some
lead to 18-13 .
points. Steeber put up 18 of his things. Things might have been
Rusty
Amato
cut
the own and Argentati added 15. different then."
Colonel lead to two with a de- Steeber led the team with 11
The Colonels then went on
cision over Marc Palanchi. That rebounds.
a nine point spurt.
Freshman
set up a showdown at heavyIn the first half of the Bruce Lambert hit a rebounded
weight. Steve Schannauer was Misericordia game the Colonels basket with 10:22 left . to cut the
able to rise to the challenge, de- were flat, missing two-thirds of lead to 56-53. Argentati hit a
feating Jeff Waldon, and giving their shots while the Cougars three point goal with just over
the Colonels a 21-16 victory.
were hitting 50 percent of their 6:00 left to play cut the lead to
This
past Saturday
the shots.
one point 63-62. However, the
Colonels had no problem in
The Colonels went into the Colonels were not able to
downing Hofstra- 40-4.
Bauer locker room down 45-37 to the capitalize and the Indians took
recorded the first of three Cougars.
When the Colonels over and went on to take a tentechnical falls for the Colonels came out for the second period, point lead.
at 118. Miller at 134 and Rome they played like a different team.
Steeber led the team with 28
at 177 also recorded technical Steeber took over underneath the points and pulled down 21 refalls for the Colonels. Dave boards and Nolan worked the bounds in his last game as a
Bonomo
recorded
a
major
Colonel.
Nolan netted 17 and
decision for the Colonels .
Lambert added ten more.
The Colonels will close out
the regular season this Sunday as
they host Cornell in the Wilkes
gymnasium. This will be the last
sporting event in the present
gym.

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past

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Wednesday showed a
for the Colonels.
a pesky East
squad that was just
a victory over the

highly-ranked Army team.
The 118 bout featured the
number one ranked wrestler in
the nation, Jack Cuvo. Wilkes'
Brian Bauer gave Cuvo a tough
match but lost 20-10.
Dennis Mejias tied the 126
match for the C~lonels with a 100 major decision over Curt
Pakutka. East Stroudsburg then
went to win the next two
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�Wilkes College

February 25, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XL

18766

Colonel of
the Week

No.16

Auburn defeats
Lady Colonels
by Lisa Miller
The Lady Colonels basketball season came to a close this
past Saturday as Willces hosted
Division I powerhouse Lady
Tigers of Auburn University.
Even though the score was
lopsided in the Lady Tiger's
favor, coach Jodi Kest and her
team showed tremendous courage
when they faced the secondranked team in the nation.
When the Lady Tigers of
Auburn came into meet Wilkes in
the final basketball game to be
played in the present gym, the
Lady Colonels weren't expected
to win.
The score may have
ended 107-35, but during the
game the Lady Colonels never

Kennedy helped bring the Lady
Colonels to within one point.
Then Auburn took control and
put the game out of reach.
At
halftime
the
Lady
Colonels went to the locker
room trailing 48-23.
Auburn
outscored Willces 59-12 in the
second half.
Freshman . Kelly Ruff led
Wilkes in scoring with nine
points.
Kennedy and senior
Diane Smith each added seven
points.
Smith played her last
game as a Lady Colonel Saturday
night and was presented with
flowers and ballons by the team
before the start of the game.
Auburn's Karen Galloway put
in the final two points of the

Melissa Kenn
ed 10 of her
first half. She
three personal
period of play.
come apart for
when Kenned
fourth early in
While Ke
bench for a
10 minutes o
Juniata came
take the lead a
Juniata's fust I

Juniata

OU

8 in the fust
in the second
Nicole Kovaleski
layup with just
remaining in the game,

Lisa Burak looks to pa~ the ball off to Me~ Kennedy.
gave in. Both teams played in
peak condition. Willces finished
out their season with a 7-17
record.
Auburn's Vicki Orr hit two
quick baskets to give the Lady
Tigers a 4-0 lead. Lisa Burak
nailed two consecutive buckets
to tie the score. Two foul shots
by Orr and a basket by Ruthie
Bolten gave Auburn an 8-4 lead.

game and the last basket to be
scored in the
gym. The last
basket to be scored in this gym
by a Wikes player was by
Kovaleski.
On February 13 the Lady
Colonels picked up their first
Middle Atlantic Conference win
against Juniata. Willces built a
13-point lead by half time from
the playing of junior forward

Colonels began kl
Wilkes regained ~
basket by Kovalem
Colonels went an 11·1
pulled away from J ·
man Angie Miller
those eleven JX)ints
six of six free throws.

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ilkes plans A
festival

successful weekend

by Amy Braun

In the eyes of many students
on Wilkes College campus, the
winter weekend events this year
went smoothly. Jim Healey, a
sophomore who is active in student government was in charge
of the entire weekend. "It went
pretty well. The deans thought
it was a big success. The teams
cooperated and followed rules.
There were really no problems at
all," he said.
"I think the weekend very
well. I was impressed that the alcohol, if any, remained invisible," said John Rosania, president of the Wilkes College student government
Many teams participated in
the weekend's events.
Overall,
the team_ "Lichtenstein" came in
first. The team captain was Jim
Farrell. The team that came in
second was "Bangladesh", and

Kenn
of her
lf.
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culmination of the oldfestival in the country
place on Sunday, March
p.m. in the CPA when
(ollege presents the 41st
Pennsylvania IntercolFestival concert
festival covers three
will feature one hundred
students travelling to
from thirty-four state coluniversities. The festbeing hosted by the

enL
guest conductor is
Rachleff, music director
Oberlin College Conservi Music. Rachleff is a
conductor having gary teaching awards and
extensive travel time

with university and professional
orchestras. Among those are the
Philadelphia Orchestra and the
Universities of Michigan and
Connecticut orchestras.
Rachleff will conduct eleven
Wilkes students during the course
of the festival. Those students
are:
William
Wren,
flutist;
Katherine Ettinger, flutist; Nick
Driscoll, saxophone; Neil Forte,
Bass Clarinet; Ralph Shulde,
oboe; Tammy Newell, trumpet;
Cheryl
Mundo, horn;
Chris
Mundo,
trombone; .
Francis
McMullen, tuba; Steve Primatic,
percussion; and Debbie Bialecki,
percussion.
Tickets are available at the
CPA box office and at the door.
Student admission is $2.00, and
adults, $3.00.

their team was Matt Ryan. The
team that came in third was "Italy", and their team captain was
Joe Smith.
The
opening
ceremonies
Friday evening turned out to be a
wonderful beginning to this
year's events.
The spirit that
each team felt was quite obvious
at Friday's ceremonies.
Every
team involved made flags of the
nations they represented. Healey
said everyone was excited, but
the opening ceremonies remained
under control.
Many people felt the best
events of the weekend were the
"Bat Spin" and the tug- of -war.
The "Bat Spin" was enjoyable
for the audience to watch because
the participants had to spin
around a bat and run back and tag
a team member. The reason the
event was so much fun to watch
was
because
after
spinning
around the bat, the participants

could not return to their team
members in a straight line. The
tug-of-war was a success because
it promoted the aspect of teamwork. Healey said of this event
that it was "great to see people
working together to obtain a
common goal".
The closing ceremonies on
Sunday went quite well according
to Healey.
This years winter
weekend was apparently "one of
the best this school has ever
had."
Although the exact
amount of money earned has not
been
tabulated, approximately
$500 was donated to Easter
Seals. The Wilkes- Barre community felt positive about winter
weekend according to Healey.
"I am very proud of student
government for the work they
put into making the weekend a
success, and for the commitment

Continued on p.4

The removal of scoreboards and other objects in the gym interior bas begun.

Wilkes to repair stairwell.
enterprises, said two recent injuries have caused inquiries about
The facilities management the safety of the stairwell.
He said the incidents left
and purchasing department has
been considering what can be one student paralyzed and another
done to insure student safety on with a fractured skull. John
the center stairwell of Pickering Pesta, auxiliary affairs adminHall. Paul O'Hop, vice-president
Continued on p.5
of business affairs and auxiliary
by Kim Klimek

~~~

771

�March 3, 1988

PAGE TWO

A pawn in their i;:ame

Editorial

A lesson

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ID

Save a tree today
by M. E. Evers

responsibility.
First there was the bell tower, soon there will be the
gym, and a veritable plethora of other improvements is in
the works for this campus. But there is one improvement
that has been ignored too long, one that is sadly overdue.
Last spring, a student fell from the center stairwell in
Pickering Hall. As a result of the accident, that student
was left paralyzed. Recently, another student fell from
the same staircase in Pickering Hall and fractured his
skull. Now we hear that "deterrents" are being installed
around the staircase to "insure student safety." One
question, however, must be asked: why did it take two
student accidents (and the threat of lawsuits) to motiviate
a change in the design of the staircase?
The staircase was an obvious problem and a hazard to
the students who live in that dormitory. It should have
been obvious after the first accident that something had to
be done to prevent other students from suffering the same
fate. Instead, almost a year later, these deterrents are just
now being installed. Why did it take the fall of another
~tudent from the staircase to precipitate this campus
improvement? Why did it take another student injury
before the College was able to see that the stairwell was
poorly placed and planned? Deterrents, if they will make
a difference, realistically should have been part of the
design of the staircase from the beginning, and ignoring
that, at least should have been installed long before the
first student ever fell. The threat of lawsuits and the
damage to. College image was probably a definite
motivating factor in the installation of these deterrents.
Yes, preventing lawsuits and improving image is a valid
reason for installing deterrents, but student safety is an
even more valid reason. Yes, Wilkes is concerned about
its students, but why build a bell tower when there are
other viral improvements to be made?
This issue is not one-sided.
The students' own
responsibility cannot be ignored. Wilkes College is
supposed to be producing capable adults. But does part of
the maturing process include careless (and many times
drunken) behavior?
The residents of Pickering Hall
should ~ake up on~e and fo~ all and realize that people
are gettmg hurt
there. Still, the College is no doubt
aware of the use of alcohol in the dorms and the drink-'tilyou-do-something-asinine mentality of some of the dorm's
occupants. And if the College had been unaware, they
should have become aware after the first accident and
made the necessary disciplinary or physical changes to the
atmosphere.
One can only hope that the installation of these
~e_terrents will prevent any more students from being
mJured. One can only hope that the College will take a
cue from these incidents and work to improve the things
on the campus that are truly important instead of
concentrating on surface beautification and image
enhancement. Priorities were somewhat skewed in the
management of this issue. Instead of improving the
College's image with the installation of new structures like
bell tower, the school ran the risk of damaging the
school's reputat\On by directly or indirectly ignoring the
needs of the students.
Another hope is that students will think about the
thin_gs that they do more fully. College is where students
begm assuming responsibility for their actions; it is where
students make the transition into adulthood. Let's face it
hanging off of a halcony when you've had one too many i~
just a pl~~n stupid_ thing to do. It doesn't show any
responsibility and illustrates a general lack of maturity
that may be running just a little too rampant around
campus.
Horseplax. is horseplay only until it costs
someone the use of his legs, or worse yet costs him his
life.
'
Will it take a death to teach Wilkes students and
Wilkes College the lesson of responsibility?

It looks like it's finally
going to happen.
The event
that we've all been waiting for-and, no, it's not the Barnum and
Bailey Circus. ,
What is this near-miraculous
act?
Is it the realization of
global peace? An overwhelming
victory for the Cleveland Indians
in the next World Series? The
discovery of a cure for cancer?
No, it isn't any of these. It
is, however, an event of equally
momentous proportions.
They're tearing down the
gym.
I don't know about you, but
this came as a big shock to me.
I was beginning to accept the
groundbreaking for the new
Sports and Conference Center as
an eventuality that would not be
seen by our generation (or for
several generations to come, for
that matter).
So I was pretty happy to
hear that groundbreaking . was
actually scheduled for Friday
morning. Even if the gym's not
going to be done for a while, at
least it's been started, and that's
great. Just think--future Wilkes
students' won't have to trek to
the JCC for gym classes. And
the new SCC will have, I hope,
plenty of space for student
meetings and campus events as
well as for administrative and
faculty
conferences
and
meetings.
But I have to admit that
something about this groundbreaking
has
me
pretty
distressed.
To be quite honest,
it's the last part of the word
that's got me troubled--"breaking."
It's a pretty destructivesounding word, isn't it?
Don't get me wrong.
I
think the SCC's going to be a

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great thing for this campus. And
I do realize that ground has to be
broken for construction to start.
But to break ground in the
lot by the gym, the College will
have
to
commit
murder-herbicide, if you will--because
there .are several trees on that
very plot of earth.
This little bit of tree-killing
might not seem like a big deal
to you, but if you look at it in
the context of other, similar
actions that have taken place at
Wilkes this year, you'll realize
that there's a conspiracy here.
What other acts of herbicide
have been committed under our
very noses? I'm glad you asked,
because I've been keeping an
informal tally. Here's a list of
some of the worst offenses:
1) The trees that were cut
down outside of Evans Hall
earlier this year;
2)
The tree that was cut
down outside the Evans lot;
3)
All of the grass and
shrubbery that was tom up to
provide room for the concrete
Belltower Plaza.
What's the reason for this,
you might ask? Well, you see,
some of the higher-ups at Wilkes
are afraid of plants. Call it plant
phobia, if you will--but it's
spreading. Creeping like a vine-to use a more appropriate image.
Don't think for a moment that
the planting of trees on Campus
Beautification Day nullifies this,
either. That was just a blind, so
that we don't realize what's really
going on. Think about it for a
second:
the College tears up
seven trees, three bushes, and a
whole plot of grass, and plants a
teeny tiny sapling, one worthy
of a Charlie Brown Christmas
Special. Pretty suspicious, isn't
it?
Couple
this
observation

with the fact that so mllJ
parking lots around cam
been repaved, and you
to see a glimmer of Ibo
plan.
Yep. That's it. The
has decided to pave e
inch of ground and
on it.
Ostensibly, this
done to eliminate the
parking problem.
But they can't con
that that's true. / know

campus.
The trees are only
to go.
I don't
plants will be nex~
understand the shrub
Chase Hall is begin ·
for its life.
And the

comes near it.
But please, don't
me off as an alarmist.
about it for yourself,
realize that I'm right.
on their way to
extinct species at
we're the only ones
stop it.
Future generations
students are depending II
please,
call, protesl,
letters, or chain yo
yew bushes--but wh
do, save a tree today.

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esident to visit Wilkes
Boyer,
Carnegie
for the Advancement
· g and a former U.S.
·oner of Education, will
I the Dorothy Dickson
Ceni.;r on the importance
·ng. The program will
y, March 7, at 8 p.m.
lecture is entitled, "A
· of Teaching."
has directed his career
die advancement of teachdeveloping an agenda of
., renew confidence in the
educational process for
~

1980, shortly after he

ale president

of the
Foundation for AdvanceTeaching, Dr. Boyer
convinced that the high

school is the most crucial and
unifying institution for strengthening education in America, as
well as the nation itself.
He
devoted over two years of study
to the preparation of his high
school report.
The Council of Presidents of
Greater Wyoming Valley, responsible for hosting Boyer, initiated
his visit as part of their ongoing
commitment to developing an alliance between college and high
school superintendents and teachers to improve the quality of
teaching at both the school
district and college levels.
Tickets are available at
Wilkes College, Office of the
President, 824-4651, Extension
4000.

You had an accident. The
passenger in the front seat of
your car was killed. You are responsible for the death of this
person. There could be lawsuits
because the person that sat in
your car to take a short trip to
school, or to take an afternoon
trip to the mall, was killed.
Why? The seat belt law in New
Jersey and several other states in
this country says that the driver
of a car is responsible for the
welfare of his/her passengers.
The seat belt law has crossed
Pennsylvania's borders. Now, in
this state, the driver of a car is
required by law to make his/her
passengers wear a seatbelt. Is
"buckling up" such a difficult
thing to do?
There have been many responses to this newly established seatbelt law. I talked to a
few students to get a perspective
that extended beyond my own.
"I think the seat belt law is
a good one because it saved my
pet ferret, Menudo. We were
coming back to school from New
York, and when we came into
Pennsylvania I didn't bother to
take my seat belt off. When we
got .onto route 115, we hit a
patch of ice, and had an accident.
If I wasn't wearing the belt,
Menudo, who was inside my
jacket, would have been killed,"
said Dennis Mejias, a senior cocaptain of the wrestling team .
"I feel like people should
wear their seat belts, although I
personally only wear it in bad
weather.
If wearing seat belts
would become mandatory, and
punishable in a worse way than
simply a fine, I would wear it,"
said Tom McFadden, a freshman
from Reading, Pennsylvania.
"I totally agree with the law
100 percent because it prevents
the passenger from hitting the
dashboard or the windshield,"
said a freshman who chose to

PAGE THREE

remain anonymous.
the lack of a sealtbelt could do
"I think wearing seat bealts
to someone," he said boldly.
should be a law because it is
One day he was called to the
such a simple measure, and it
scene of a very messy car accicould easily save your life," said
dent. Two young girls, 18 and
Jen McNamara, a sophomore
19 years old, were driving
from Rhode Island.
through town on a Friday night
"I think that each person
when suddenly a car ran a stop
should be allowed to wear a
sign and hit the driver's side of
seatbelt if they choose to. Howthe car. When the police officer
ever if they don't want to, they arrived, the passenger of the car,
shouldn't have to. After all, it's the 18 year old, was sitting on
their
own life,"
said another the sidewalk, holding an imagstudent wishing to remain anon- inary doll, rocking and crying
ymous.
softly for her "mommy." The
It is now a law in Pennsyl- physical impact of the accident
vania. Seat belts are required for was so severe that it had comthe passengers in the front seat pletly destroyed her mental abilof the car, as well as the driver. ities. By the time the ambulance
A Pennsylvania state policeman arrived, the girl was in a coma.
told me that although "a civilian She died a week later. The driver
will not be pulled ov~r because of the car had been killed inthey are not wearing their seat stantly. The police officer was
belt, they will be fined if their so disturbed by the accident that
negligence is caught. If they are he said he cried for 4 days. He
pulled over for speeding, and told the audience that the girls
they are not wearing their belt, could have possibly lived if they
they will be fined."
had been wearing their seat
Many
people
are
not belts.
The most powerful thing
affected by the safety aspect of he said during the whole film
seatbelts. No one ever expects was that he "has never unbuckled
to get into a car accident, so a dead man from a car".
why bother wearing seatbelts?
When the lights came back
The main point is one that has on in the classroom after the
been said many times before: film, everyone was silent. The
the other driver makes the mis- film made its point clear to me
takes, not you. Wear your ·seat and several of my friends. Folbelt to save your life from other lowing the Driver-Ed class I
people's mistakes.
always wore my seatbelt. I even
I still remember when I sat asked my parents if they would
in my Driver-Ed class in high wear theirs. After about a week
school. The teacher raved end- of conscious effort to snap the
lessly about the importance of seatbelt together, the action feels
wearing a seatbelt, but I never natural.
In fact, when I drive
really heard him. I had heard it now, I feel strange if I don't wear
said so many times before. At it. Ever since I saw that powthat point in my life I didn't erful film in 10th grade, I've
really care anyway. One day the always worn my seatbelt. I have
teacher brought in a film to con- heard of one too many horrible
vince us of the importance of things that happen to people
"buckling up." The film was ve- when they are not protected.
ry simple, because it merely
Law or not, people should
showed a police officer in uni- "buckle up." It really isn't that
form pacing back and forth in difficult to do, is it? It is a "simfront of the screen. "Let me tell ple procedure" that could possibyou about the day I realized what ly save your life.

President who?
by Rob Mac Arthur

Who do you
think is
going to be the next President of the United Sfafes?
Are
the
Democrats
going
to get their chance to rule
the White House and Congress after eight years of
Ronald Reagan?
Are the
Republicans
continuing
their legacy by promoting
their
political
ideals
into
the 1990s?
"Dole. He has added publicity
and a lot of media coverage,"
remarked Patti Tomalis.
"I don't like any of the candidates. I'd like to see four years
without a president until they

come · up with some real candidates," said Jim Barsic.
"I really don't care who wins
because all they ever do is cut
financial aid and they think that
benefits students who wish to
further their education," said
Kechia Lipsey.
"Hopefully Gary Hart, he's
cute!"· remarked Joelle Olenik,
with a smile from ear to ear;
"Mike Dukakis, because of his
past actions with developing the
state of Massachusetts, and I was
born in Massachusetts," said
Christine Romanchyk.
"Jimmy Swaggart because he's
a moral and just man," said Jeff
Churba.
"Mike Dukakis. He's a good

Democrat from New England and
he gets down to basics,"
said
Dave Vanderlyke.
"Mike Dukakis, because out of
.::very single candidate thus far
he's shown the most strength in
terms of leadership. If not him
then Jimmy Pheromone,"
said
Andy Morrell.
"Bush. He has the most solid
and consistent backing,"
said
Wendy Flick.
"Paul Simon.
He is for education and against Contra Aid
and he's against organized crime.
He's done a real lot in Illinois to
stop crime. He also has a good
namesake,"
commented John
Olszewski.

�PAGE FOUR

March 3, 1988

Winter Weekend
Continued fromp.1

Student life committee seeks imput
cultural programs that would
stimulate thought, discussion and
hopefully appeal to the student
body," Groh said.
He said the concert/lecture
committee group has brought
such well known people as Hank
Aaron, baseball homerun hitter;
John Houseman of investment
firm
Smith/Bamey;
S te ve
Malcomb Forbes of Forbes . Magazine;
and David Brinkley of
ABC News, in the last five
years.
Billings
suggested
that
students
submit
names
of
prospective speakers (within the
price range of the budget) to the
student life committee at the
ROTC office.
Some names
already received included:
Lee
lacocca, Isaac Asimov, Call
Sagan, William Buckley, Joe
Paterno, Paul Kanjorski, John
Heinz, Arlen Specter, Barbara
Walters,
Gwynn
Dyer,
Bill
Bradley,
David
Letterman.
and Abbie Hoffman.
Interested students are asked
to attend meetings on the first of
every month in · the · I.E.E.E.
room in the basement of the
Wilkes College library.

Members of the Student Life committee discussed student participation.
by Kim Klimek
The Student Life Committee
met Tuesday to evaluate the purpose of the group and generate
student interest in campus activities. Colonel David Billings, /
Student Life Committee chairman,
suggested
working
to
achieve unity on a largely
departmentalized and individualized campus.
The same individualization
which leads to a higher understanding of life may be drawing ·
the campus members further apart
instead of uniting them in their
search for truth.
According to
faculty members, there are "many
little
factions
on
campus,"
generated . by individualization
and the need for special interest

groups.
Students are encountering
similar problems.
They are
either too concerned about personal problems to get involved
in. campus activities or are finding it hard to comm_it themselves
to one group without hurting the
feelings of friends involved in
other
groups.
This
indi.vid-.
ualization may also be resulting
in an "apathy" for activities that
do not pertain to self-interests.
Because there are so many
groups at Wilkes, a relatively
small college, these groups are
finding it hard to achieve unity.
Acccording to . Billings, :
feel
like I'm stepping on someone's
toes every time I tum around."
Rather than disturb ex1sung
groups, he suggested working

:1

they made to
Everyone was tern
siasuc.
Enthusiasm

with members of the Programming Board and the ConcertLecture Series to see how they
could work together to find
programs the students would
attend.
Al Groh, director of the
concert and lecture series, said at
the meeting that Wilkes should
have more student participatic:1,
"otherwise I feel like I'm , - • • • • • • • • • •
operating in a vacuum."
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to purchase convenience items.
The facilities management
istrator and assistant director of and purchasing department is
facilities management and pur- working on constucting a thruchasing, said little can be done way near the parking lot behind
to the the structure except adding Evans Hall. The department is
deterrents, which will be added as also working on changes in the
soon as possible.
Student Union Building (SUB).
O'Hop said that many of the
To liven up the SUB, walls
accidents that happen around the may be repainted in lighter
stairwell are caused by students shades, carpeting installed on the
involved in horseplay. He said first floor with room left for a
that although students are en- dance area and colored skid-proof
titled to having fun, he recom- lines may be placed on the stairs
mends caution around such dan- of the side foyer.
gerous areas as the landing, for
Work may also be done to
their own safety.
lessen the gloomy atmosphere in
In addition to working on the SUB's basement area. O'Hop
making the Pickering stairwell said this work would probably be
safer, the facilities management done over the summer.
and purchasing department is
O'Hop said that one thing
working on relocating many cam- that makes his job harder is the
pus offices. O'Hop said he ex- disrespect of college property.
pects the Air
He said the business department
Force ROTC, now located in and maintenance personnel must
Church Hall, to move to its new find ways to make amends or
location in Slocum Hall at the corrections to damaged property
beginning of April to make room instead of concentrating on more
for the the book-store, which is beneficial work.
currently located in the basement
He cited recent examples of
of Pickering Hall.
parking gates broken, glass
Eugene Manganello, director broken, a drainpipe pulled away
of human resource management, from a building, mirrors stolen,
said the bookstore's change of panic bars pulled away from
location should bring in more doors, and exit signs being tom
people because the new location down.
has
a
better
traffic
area.
O'Hop said that this is esManganello said the store should pecially harmful to students not
carry more quality products and involved in vandalizing .property
have a better display area for since repair costs also come out
merchandise. He said the store of their tuition.
is also planning to be open one
night a week for those who can't A
Cheerleading
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�March 3, 1988

PAGE SIX

Leap year's "extra" day
by Michele Broton
"Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November.
All the rest have thirty-one,
except the second month alone,
to which we twenty-eight assign,
til leap year gives it twentynine."
Yes, it's that time again.
You know what time I mean,
leap year, when everybody's
watch with a calendar gets
messed up, when the Olympics
run their course, and the year
feels longer, because it really is!
We all know that the reason
there is a leap year is because
the solar year is really 365.25
days long, so they save the .25
until the fourth year and add an
extra day.
However, did you
know that the year is really
365.242 days · long and was
rounded up to .25. That little bit
of a day adds up over the
centuries, so
the discrepency
was adjusted by adding the extra
day only to century years that
are exactly divisible by 400,
meaning the year 2000 will, but,
2100 won't.
Leap years in

tween these years will also be
"normal." So, 2096 will be a
leap year, 2100 won't, and 2104
will. Get it?
Didn't think so. Regardless
of the fact that it confuses everyone, leap year has a lot going
for it. For example, the Olympics. Every four years, on a leap
year, the nations of the world
lay dowii their weapons and join
in a peaceful competition. That
alone would make leap year a
pretty special year, but there is
more.
When my friends found out I
would be writing an article about
leap year, they informed me that
I simply had to mention that
Sadie Hawkins Day falls on leap
day. I had been unaware of this
fact, so I decided to do some
research before I wrote anything.
What I found out was that there
is no satisfactory explanation of
where the custom of women
wooing the men on leap year
originated. However, I did learn
that in 1288, the tradition was
made a law in Scotland. This
law stipulated that if the man
refused when he was proposed to,

he was required to pay the sum of
one pound. While this day is
now commonly known as Sadie
Hawkins Day, it is actually
called Bachelor's Day.
Naturally, there are people
who are born on leap day. Until
I began researching this article, I
thought (like everyone else did)
that they only , had a birthday
every four years.
Well, that's
not true. King Henry IV took
care of that. He declared that on
non-leap years, people born on
February 29 would have their
official birthday on February 28.
That proclamation was very
beneficial to many famous people. For example, Pope Paul II,
who was born in 1468, was born
on leap day. He was the pope
who excommunicated King Henry
VIII, a descendent of the king
who gave him a yearly birthday.
That's gratitude for you.
Some other people who were
born on leap day include, Jimmy
Dorsey, the famous musician
during the Big Band Era; Ann
Lee, the religious leader who
founded the American sect of the
Shakers; John Philip Holland,

t was ev
ege Thei

in Gray':

ow I Got
ran like
to bottom

Dr. Mic

As is the tradition on Sadie Hawkin's Day, the lady asks the
marry her. Sadie Hawkin's Day happens every four years on "letf
the U.S. inventor and pioneer in
the development of the modem

Winter Olympics at Wilkes?
short-track speed skating, figure
skating, and curling.
We also
These last two weeks were have · the Coal Street Ice Compthe greatest time of year if you lex for these events.
The opening and closing
are a sports fan, commercial fan,
or just all around "Hollywood sty- ceremonies, as well as speed
le glitz" fan. That's right folks, skating (I'll explain later), will
it was that Winter Olympics time be held at Wilkes-Barre Memoof year; that once-every-four- rial Stadium, better known as
years time of pageantry.
The Meyers Stadium, or "that place
Speed
one time that you get to see the with artificial turf."
world's BEST winter sports ath- skating will be easy enough to
letes together, competing in the handle. The track is the right disluge, curling, and of course short tance, 400 meters, all we have to
track speed skating. "Why," you do is slap some ice down on the
ask, "does or should this matter track and refrigerate it. They can
to me, a Wilkes student, and do it in the Spectrum and the
member of the Wilkes-Barre com- Boston Garden, why not here?
munity?"
The Alpine (or downhill)
Good question, but I have a skiing events are the easiest to
very good answer. What I'm sure handle. Hey, piece of cake, we
a majority of you don't know is have got · Montage, Big Boulder,
that in the year 2000, Wilkes- Jack Frost, Elk Mountan, CamelBarre will be the host city for back, and a billion other mountthe games of the XVIII Winter ains for skiing. All of these are,
Olympiad.
at the most, an hour and a half
It's not officiaf yet, so don't from the scenic downtown area.
think that you missed they an- They may not be the longest,
nouncement at the end of these highest or most difficult courses,
Olympics, but it seems obvious but, slap some ice on those
to me. Let's look at the facts, babies and we've got a contest.
folks. First and foremost, the al- Of course, we also have the
ready beginning tearing down freestyle ski events at the same
and rebuilding of the gym, ex- place. If Montage or Camelback
cuse me, the Wilkes Sports and are chosen for these skiing
Conference Center. In the base- events, that would be best
ment of the new structure will be because they have alpine slides,
a large floor for hockey and which could be used for the
other recreational purposes. All tricky events of bobsled and
we have to do is slap some ice luge. The only work that would
down and voila, ice hockey, have to be done would be to dig
by Lee Morrell

the slides out from underneath
the snow that has accumulated on
top.
Nordic (or cross-country) skiing will be done at Frances Slocum Park. It is a large park with
lots of hills and is actually used
by local people for just that
purpose. Throw down some target areas and, presto, we've got a
place for the biathalon.
The only event left to place
would be ski jumping. Wilkes
College has also taken care of
that with the latest edition to
campus. They want us to believe
it was built to be a centerpiece
on campus, a place to meet. But
I know the truth! The Belltower
· is actually the beginnings of the
start houses for the 70 and 90
meter ski jump. The ramp will
be constructed soon and will
have little hooks on the end so
it can be lifted to its 70 meter or
90 meter height. Of course this
means the structure itself will
have to be raised. No big deal,
why do you think the initial
hole was so. big? Because the
rest is in the ground waiting to
be hydraulically elevated.
In the year 2000 events
such as the ski jump will be
changed slightly to fit its surroundings.
I mean, we can't
tear down the library just for the
Olympics, can we? So a target
will be painted on · the roof and
the jumps will become a target
shoot as well as a technical

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sport. Scores will be computed
by where one lands on the target
and style.
Therefore no two
scores will be identical.
I realize it is a pipe dream
to actually hope the games could
come to our humble home, but,
wouldn't it be nice to hear Jim
McCay say, "Welcome to the
games of the 18th Winter Olympiad coming to you from the
lovely rolling countryside of
Wilkes-Barre, PA?"
Or to hear
Al Michaels asking "Do you
believe in miracles?" from the
Olympic Dean Ralston Dome (at

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Ice Complex).
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Vatican City where
Paul II and I will form
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�PAGE SEVEN

March 3, 1988

Gemini -- It's your
Happy Week!

I Got That
ory: A showcase
Wilkes talent

Libra- Are you hyper or do you always have a heart rate of
of the props were expertly
150bpm? Relax you soon will see daylight. •
moved on and off the stage by
the running crew. The lighting,
some obscure Greek philTaurus- Oh brother bull, you have really been a bad bovine. The
as well as the scenery, was
was once overheard
stars say shape up or you'll be shipped out.
expertly
handled
by
Technical
'ralent is something you
Director (and Wilkes theater
be born with."
This
professor) Karl Ruling. He did a Gemini- YES, it is Happy Week for you, and not a moment too
lalent was evident in the
fine
job
making
believable soon. You have suffered and now it is time to fly. Gemini, the world
College Theater presentnight,
day
and
fire,
as
well as is yours.
Amlin Gray's "nightmare
using other lighting techniques.
,' How I Got That Story.
Costume
Director
Michelle Capricorn- This just might be a good week to find some one to
t ran like a waterfall,
Palmieri did an admirable job of love--or at least like. You need someone, you're lonley! And guess
to bottom; from the
getting Johansen through his what, someone might just be on the way.
of Dr. Michael ONeill
many costume changes.
Overall, I found it to be a Cancer- This may be a good week to get away from it all. The stars
talent, however, showed
very impressive production from predict minimal hazards, so put your feet up and rest.
in the acting.
The
our very own theater department.
made up of two people,
It was a very ambitious under- Pisces- Got ya! You thought you could hide, but you did so in
juniors Rob Johansen
taking and came out very well.
vain. Change your wrong doings; don't cover them up.
Wachowski.
In this
The schedule of upcoming
~ number two is relative
events is: The Frog Prince Aries- You may seem tense, but it really is a passing phase. Don't
· g Johansen
playe.!
(Children's theater) March 18 at worry, good things are just around the corner.
"roles." Johansen's range
the Darte Center; Pericles March
this production to the
24-27 at King's; An Evening of Aquarius- Be serious for once in your life! Stop clowning around
nwas.
One-Acts
April 15-16 at the or it will be too late. You might just be stuck with that attitude
play was based around a
Darte Center and Major Barbara forever.
' war-tom
oriental
April 29-May 1.
Tickets for
called Amboland, coincishows are available at the Dane
like Vietnam, and the
box office.
Leo- Stop mumbling and speak up! You are very important so state
to cover this war for a 113/,~~~~~~ss::ss::ss::ss::~~~~~ssssssssssssssssssss~ your opinion; refuse to be oppressed!
wire news service,
Virgo- The rain is over and here is your rainbow. Yes, it will be clear
Global, by "The Reskies for you all this week, so plan yourself a picinic.
-played by Wachowski.
war and its surrounding
Sagittarius- Overworking ones self is not a good habit . Plea•se try
were known as "The
to think about other things. You'll never learn if you work yourself to
Event"--played
by
death.
was just overshadowed (for lack
of a better word) by · twenty
different Rob Johansens. Wachowski did a super job of moving
The Reporter from his naive
Midwestern
(Western
East
Debuque to be specific) attitude
to the eventual fanatical Amboland lover he becomes. In the
first act he was almost comically
naive. This was best shown in
the scene with Johansen's G.L
He convinced The Reporter that
the only way to learn was to "go
there." The G.I. "accidentally"
convinced The Reporter to go to
the front. This attitude changed
in the second act. The Reporter
became hardened and insightful
by what he saw; it became a part
of him, and he became a part of
it. He chose not to accept the
freedom he was offered and
stayed in Amboland, where he
died a tragic death.
The scenery was perfect in
its simplicity. The only things
on the stage were some bamboo
fencing and wood flats. The rest

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talking to the audience,
them feel like part of the
The confused reporter's
attempting to find a
allowed him to meet
after character played
sen. This is where
's talent broke through.
killiantly portrayed these
different characters as if
cast specifically for each
role. The more notIN these "alternate roles"
~ TransPan Global boss,
sley; the female "leadAmboland, Madame Ng; a
Soulhem G.I. who had
tly vulgar mouth; a
out photographer with
ooe leg cast, then no legs
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y Bogart-like Officer X.
character had its own
ity, created by JohanWhen asked which was his
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�PAGE EIGHT

March 3, 1988

Don &amp; Ed--Out on a limb

Don &amp; Ed's Inferno
It was a deep sleep. Well,
not deep enough I guess because
I was awakened by the sound of a
sharp knock on my door.
"Come in," I yelled from my
bed, thinking it would be Ed waking me from a sound sleep as he
always does. But there was silence. The door had not opened. I
turned over to yell once more.
Then I stopped. There was someone there. It was an ominous
figure cloaked in black standing
beside my bed. "Who are you?" I
asked. "Ask me not who I am,"
said the figure, "but follow me
and I shall show you the destiny
of man." I agreed under the condition we would return in time to
see WWF Wrestling Spotlight.
He then led me out the door
into another place. This place
was unlike any other place I had
ever visited. It looked sort of
like a cylinder-shaped Howard
Johnson's, like that factory that
Mike Brady designed for Bebe
Galini that was shaped like a
lipstick. Anyway, he led me into
this building, then onto an elevator. But the funny thing about it
was that the elevator started on
the top of this building and took
us downward. "Why are we starting at the top?" I asked the figure as we began our descent. But
before he could answer, the el-

evator came to a halt.
"This," "Hey," I said. "This is a men's
fourth floor." "Strange," said I, "Hey," I exclaimed. "W,
said the figure, "is our first restroom." "Thats correct," said
"This looks like the set of..." ing on a pie!!!" Jill
stop."
the figure.
In the men's room Just then the lights flashed on. tripped over a head.
The
First Floor-- The there were four stalls. Then, sud- The music blared.
The crowd said, "Who are you,
door opened. There before us was denly, the door of each stall around us began to chant, "mort, you here in this land
a small town, as if it were scaled swung open revealing the inhab- mort, mort." Then, he appeared, "I," said the head, '
down from a real towm. In the itant of each. In the first stall Morton Dawney Jr.! "Lets bring master, and I have
distance I could see approching was King Kong Bundy, and in out my first guest. Ladies and here forever with~
what appeared to be a parade, as the second, Hoss Cartwright. In gentlemen, please welcome Mr. committed a crime."
it drew closer. I could see that the third was the man/woman, Friedrich Nietzsche!" "Ack. Dow- pathize with him,'
it's paruc1pants weren't real. Divine. "Who is in the fourth?" ney and Nietzsche in the same figure. "But he says
"What are they?" I asked. "They I asked. "See for yourself," said room! Get me out of here!)" I committted any crime'
are evil muppets," replied the the figure. I peeked in to see ran back into the elevator in a "So he says," replied
figure. "They are to parade who was inside. Then, I pulled frenzy.
"Let us procede."
through the streets of town until back in horror.
"Oh no," I
The Fifth Floor-Before
The Sixth Floor
they tire." "But muppets aren't screamed, "It's Brian Dorsey, and the doors even opened, I could shall be our last stop.
evil, and since they aren't real, no can of
Lysol in sight!!! smell a familiar smell.
Then, figure. "But didn't
they can't tire," I reasoned. "Ex- Please, please get me out of the doors slid open to expose a no have nine levels)
actly," said the figure, "Lets con- here!" "Come," said the figure.
strange land.
The ground was "Well, we're on a
tinue."
The
Fourth
Floor-- gooey, hot bubbling cheese sur- confessed. Then,
The Second Floor-- The "This," said the figure, "is the rounded by spicy tomato sauce. Continued on p. 9
elevator doors slid open. There r-_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____:_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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before us stood a man. He slowly turned around. "Hey," I cried,
"It's Charlton Heston!" "Oops,"
said the ·figure, "Sorry, wrong Inferno!" We continued downward.
The Third Floor-The
doors of the elevator opened for
a third time. Before us was a
huge banquet hall. In its center
was a long table covered with
the remains of a huge feast.
"What is so bad about this?" I
asked. "Go into that door," said
the figure. He pointed me to a
door through which I went.

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A different perspective

How I got that revi
by Bill Barber
My steady gal, Veronica,
was away for the weekend and I
was at loose ends.
When the
phone rang it was Bunny, my
old stewardess girlfriend who
flies all the hot spots between
Roanoke and Honesdale on U.S.
Air. She was on a lay-over in
Avoca due to snow and was anxious for a little culture. I told
her I had two tickets to Michael
ONeill's production of Amlin
Gray's "How! Got That Story."
"Hnnng?" Bunny demurred.
"Trust me, " I assured her. I
picked her up at the Scranton Hilton and drove her to Wilkes.
The lobby at Darte was abuzz
with culture. We found our places and the show began. Suddenly we were plunged into Southeast Asia, circa the late '60s. A
bamboo fence and a cascade of
flats formed the simple yet effective set by Carl Ruling. The
lighting was done by a robot
named SCT 342.
Bob Wachowski came on as
an innocent war correspondent
from the Midwest. And suddenly, there was Rob Johansen as a
Coolie, there was Rob Johansen
as a newspaper publisher, there
was Rob Johansen as Madame
Ng. I was flabbergasted by his
infinite dexterity. I looked into
Bunny's eyes. I looked right out
her ears.
"What's going on?!" Bunny
whispered. "I don't get it."
"Ssh!" I hushed her.
''I'll
explain later." And there came
Rob Johansen as a Marine drill
sergeant swearing like a real
trooper. Bunny giggled nervously. And there came Rob Johansen as five different people in

five different bars, as a self-immolating Buddhist monk, and a
madman reporter covered with
slogan buttons and wearing a leg
cast.
Meanwhile, -backstage in the
role of costume lady, the part of
Michele Palmieri was effectively
rendered by Michele Palmieri.
When the attendant slide
show announced intermission,
Bunny and I made our way to the
lobby. Bunny had a look of confusion on her face the likes of
which I've only seen . on small
forest animals. She asked me to
buy her some M&amp;Ms, and by
way of making conversation in
the line I asked her how she was
enjoying the play.
"I'm not sure," Bunny wondered, "but a lot of those actors
really look alike."
"All the parts are being
played by Rob Johansen," I told
her outright.
"Even the reporter?" Bunny
questioned.
"No, that's Bob Wachowski," I told her. Then she wanted to know who played Madame
Ng. When I finally, and for the
last time, told her that Rob
Johansen, versatile actor that he
is, was playing all
the other
parts-- the various character roles
opposite Bob Wachowski-- she
seemed finally to understand. I
bought her M&amp;Ms and gave
them to her.
"Oh, I get it," Bunny said.
"I guess Wilkes must have a
really small drama department,
hnnng?
Were those the only
two actors who auditioned?" One
thing I can say for Bunny, her
blouse fits well.
I showed her the program:
seven
people
in
"Running

Crew", three in
another ten or twelve
working together to
the play.
"You might say
show is going on
offered. Bunny shru
should see what B
does when she shrugs.
"Well, how come
Whatzizname only gctr
one part?" she pouted.
"Bob's role is
the nuance of effects
the dehumanization cl
sensitive . individual
within his character
levels of perception
direct proportional
the perplex of th
uities which appear
visual, allowing tit
juxtapositions to be
vis-a-vis the less
bral alterations," I su
Bunny chewed
and sighed as we
the tour de force
seemed dismayed.
Rob Johansen as
Li, a Vietnamese
heart of yen. Here
Johansen as an
Here came Rob Jo
eral reprises of
acters.
Stunning
The audience
them at the bow.
Suddenly Bunny
handful of M&amp;Ms
them at poor Don
was sitting in front ri
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did you do that?" I
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with those big, !
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March 3, 1988

aiting for the dawn of concern
in tattered clothes
out in the rubbish on
of a littered street;
children huddle together
alleyway, trying to keep
destitute men and women
the streets looking• for
shelter. These people
thing in common--they
less. They are known
lliety of names: bums,
derelicts, bag ladies,
No matter what . you
ID call them, they are
buman beings in need of
1111

rime." "
him,"
he says
y crime!
replied
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~pie are clean, welllive in warm homes.
ly are not .concerned
te homeless people they
is time that people beof these unfortunate
buman beings and their
because they have been
too long.
tly there are several
being planned to direct1 the homeless. Wilkes
in cooperation with
College, will be involved
of the events planned.
· of a shelter for the
in New York City will
during Spring Break
, and a sleep-out on
Square is planned for
23. Tony Vento, Inter· n to Wilkes College,
a certain sense, we are
. Everyone lacks some(emotionally, intellectupiysically); we all have
we need. The events
are ways to get in
. the poverty in all of
. g spring break in
City will be exciting.
11 the shelter for a week
11 experience which will

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front of us.
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I breathed deeply and
myself for whatever was
before me. The doors
"Wait," I said in puzzlei think I have been here
"Come, follow me,"
figure. He led me up a
lineolium covered stairinto a glass door. · I
as he led me through a
hallway that wound past
offices and bathrooms,
came ta an open door.
he said, "is our lasl
I turned the comer.
I remembered! My heart
a beaL Here I was, at
of my darkest fears.
·ng place of my worst
! Hell on earth ... The
AID OFFICE! I
kl run, but my path was
by the figure. "No!" I
shoving him lo the

never be forgotten. Eating and
sleeping
like
the
homeless
people will be inspiring.
Half of each day will te spent
doing light renovations to the
shelter. There will be windows
to fix, showers and faucets to
fix, walls to paint, and many
other projects to choose from ."
Helping out in a soup kitchen
and meeting some of the homeless people of New York will
have a definite impact on those
invohed with the renovations.
The later part of the evening
can be spent
being educated
about the homeless by guest
~peakers, or it can be used for
personal time.
There will be
time
for
sightseeing,
discussions, prayer, scripture, keeping a journal, and yes, FUN, too!
The religious part of the week
will be optional.
When asked
about the week of renovation,
Vento replied, "I think it would
be an eye-opening week. Everyone together at one time in one
place can use the work of their
hands and hearts. We can help
others while opening ourselves
to new things."
Volunteers In Service In Our
Neighborhoods (VISION) is a
local group which provides shelter and support service for the
homeless here in Wilkes-Barre.
"Sleep-out on Public Square," the
event scheduled for April 22-23,
will be another experience hard
to forget Meeting some of the
homeless people you see around
town, listening to informative
speeches given about being
homeless, and the actual experience of sleeping outside, will be
· a unique way to learn about unfortunate people in Wilkes-Barre.
"We don't have to go to New
York to help our fellow human
beings;
things can be done
floor, causing his cowl to fall
from his head. It was then that
his identity was revealed to me.
"You!" I cried. "Yes," said the
figure, "It is I... Ed Moyer. I
have something I'd like you to
see." He handed me a paper. It
appeared to be very old. At the
bottom was a signature... Mine!
Suddenly, I heard that same
sharp knock again. I opened my
eyes to find myself back in my
bed once again. "Open up, it's
me!" said a voice. I jumped up
and opened the door. "Eddie!" I
sighed in relief, "I just had the
scariest dream!" "Calm down,"
said Ed, "you know that dreams
aren't real."
"I know," I said,
"but...well, I guess you're right."
"Sure I am," he said, "You're
back in reality now! C'mon, lets
watch professional wrestling!"
"Okay," I said, realizing how
fortunate we are to be able to
recognize what is real.

right here in Willces-Barre," says
Vento. Sleeping on Public Square
will educate the public that there
is a problem with the homeless
here in Wilkes-Barre.
It will
bring about an awareness of the
need for a permanent shelter.
The shelter presently provided
for the homeless is only temporary. The site is moved weekly
from church to church through
out the city.
Along with educating the public, the sleep-out will also be a
fund raiser to benefit VISION.
There will be simulation games
about hunger and the homeless.
Religious parts of the sleep-out
will be optional.
In Wilkes-Barre there is a
soup kitchen, St. , Vincent de
Paul, located on Union Street
near King's College.
It serves
lunch for people with fixed incomes, the homeless, and the
less fortunate of Wilkes-Barre,
every day of the year. Approximately 200 people arrive for
lunch every day. If students are
not interested in the renovation
or the sleep-out, but are interested in helping the homeless,
the soup kitchen is
looking for help.

Fridays at 10 am students can
meet Debbie Marquat, Wilkes
College student, in Stark lobby
at the desk.
She goes to the
soup kitchen every Friday to
help prepare and serve food for
the underprivileged, and she encourages other students to lend a
hand. She stays in the kitchen
from 10 until 12:40, and eats

lunch with the people.
If interested in the renovation
or the sleep-out, students can
contact Tony Vento at 8234168, or 822-6315. He will answer any questions concerning
the homeless.
The homeless
people need help, and it is time
concern was sho\Vn.

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PAGE TEN

A young
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- losing close games not really
getting blown away," said Kest.
"Seven of the' games we lost
were in the final minute of play.
Hopefully we have learned how it
feels to lose, and we won't want
that feeling back, and w~'ll start

and we'll be a better team next
year."
The season did have its
bright moments though.
The
Lady Colonels pulled out an
overtime victory against the
Lady
Monarchs
of
King's
College
in
the
Scandlon
Gymnasium.
"The most satisfying part of the season was
probably when we beat some
quality teams in King's and
Marywood," Kest said.
"Also,
knowing that most of the kids
will be back next season."
Kest has a her own
philosophy
about
success:
"One's success is not always
determined by wins and losses
but by the way in which you
grow from the experiences."

to win."

The hardest part of the
seaon for Kest and her team was
the losing, especially the close
games. "It's really frustrating to
lose as many close games as we
did. We really played hard to the
very end," Kest stated.
"The
hardest part for me w~ the
losing. I'm not accustomed to
losing. I've never been involved
in a losing program and it gets
frustrating. It was tough for the
players to get motivated. I hope
we all ew from the experience,

had another stroke of bad luck
when 150-pounder Joe Iannuzzi
suffered a serious accident. "We
used a lot of different guys, and
after Joe got hurt I wasn't sure
how it would turn out. But Mike
Schroat had an exceptional year
for us. Craig Rome jumped up a
weight class and really made our
middleweights solid," said Reese.
Coach Reese has a lot to
say about his two senior cap-tains, Dennis Mejias and Rome.
Rome was the silent leader who
led with example and always
came through when called upon.
But
the
defending
EIWA
Champion will have to make a
decision as to which weight
class he will enter. Reese added
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wrestlers I have ever had here."
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their feet. With just four sec- :
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second goal of the game, which
turned out to be the winning
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the season.
Hats off to Matt

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Coach Reese feels that the AllAmerican can improve Mejias'
performance from last year.
Looking
back
on
this
season,_ the Colonels were a team
that never gave up, always putting out 110 percent. The only
bad match, according to Reese,
was the victory over East
Stroudsburg. "We were just ranked and the kids were afraid of
losing the ranking," he said.
Now it is time for Eastems
and once again Reese is · optimistic: "We are a much better
dual-meet team than tournament
team."
But in a tournament
anything can happen and Coach
Reese feels it will be a four-team
race
for
the
championship.
There are four wrestlers that have
a good shot at making it to
Nationals.
So it has been
another banner year for the
Colonel wrestling squad and
hopefully Eastems will bring
greater recognition to th~ Wilkes
program.

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PAGE ELEVEN

young Lady Colonels team
promise for the future
women's
season was one of reHead Coach Jodi Kest
t Coach Mary Jo
were faced with the
shaping a very young
els' team with only
from last year's team
The team finished the
lilh a 7-17 record. "I
of the freshman
very hard to handle
were losing so much.
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get
better,"
Kest
stated.
"Everyone will be back next
year, but Diana (Smith). If we
can get some key players, we
can become a team that can be
competitive."
The only senior on the team
was co-captain Diana Smith.
Smith was a four-year starter and
two-year captain.
She led the
team in assists for the past four
years. Junior co-captain Melissa
Kennedy put in another fine
performance this season, leading
the team in rebounds. She was
second in scoring with 252

points.
Eight of the ten players
were freshman and new to the
Wilkes program this season.
Angie
Miller
and
Nicole
Kovaleski led the newcomers.
"Angie started off slow, but from
the middle part to the end of the
season she really came through
for us," commented Kest. Miller
led the team in scoring with 335
points
and
was
fourth
m
rebounding with 140. Kovaleski
was hot in the mid-portion of
the season but sustained an ankle
injury in a game against King's

and was forced to sit out the last
six or seven games.
She was
able to net 204 points and pull
down 141 rebounds for the Lady
Colonels.
Kelly Ruff also turned in a
fine performance for Wilkes.
She was the second leading rebounder for the Lady Colonels
with 146 and fifth in scoring
with 172. "Kelly is only a twoyear
player and she really
learned a lot this season," said
Kest.
Six-foot center Lisa
Burak, a sophomore transfer
student from Gettysburg, was

also an asset to the team this
year. "Lisa came through for us
at the end of the season. She
became a more aggressive and
assertive player," Kest said.
The Lady Colonels finished
second in the two tournaments
they played this year: St. John
Fisher Tournament and The
Wilkes College Letterwomen's
Tournament. Five of the games
lost were to teams that were
ranked in the top ten. "We were

Continued on p. 10

Intramural Champions
Tri Slamma Jamma, led by
captain, coach and general manager Jeff Churba, defeated the
Schloms by a score of 60-51. It
was a good game, with the
Schloms giving the talented Tri
Siam's all they could handle.
In the beginning of the
game, the quick play of guards
Colin
Mondero
and
Craig
Stevens built an early lead for
the Tri Slams.
The Schloms
battled back behind the shooting
of Ron Fusco and Pat Breagle to
stay close.
With four seconds
left in the first half, the Schloms
held a slim lead, but Stevens
went the length of the court to
hit a buzzer beater giving Tri
Slam a one point lead. The first

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half was very intense and well- ·
played, but the high-light of the
first half was Churba's thunderous dunk.
The second half started the
same as the first with Tri Slam
running and gunning to build its
lead.
But the Schloms just
wouldn't quit as they they battled
back to make the score close.
They couldn't overcome the Tri
Slam lead, however.
The Beacon
congratulates
Jim Byrne for doing an excellent
job running the league this year.
Thanks are also extended to Jeff
Steeber and Jim Nolan for thier
work refereeing the championship game.

The 1988 Intramural Basketball Champions; 1-r Jeff
Churba, Mike Harrison, Ray Wilson, Row 2 Sean
Meagley, Craig Stevens, Colin Mondero, Row 3 Pat
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Lowrider lead to 2-1. The half
ended and expectations were running high for the second period.
In the second half the
Lowriders came out firing and
Dom Bair scored the third goal
of the game for the Lowriders.
But still Stetton's Boys didn't
give up, and relentless pressure
was put on Lowrider goalie Ed
Buonocore.
Paul
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down to one goal.
Good pressure by Jim Byrne
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ball in the Lowrider end. John
Pursell was able to tie the game
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Champions; 1-r Jim Farrell,
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18766

No. '18

Colonels end season 21-1

Matmen top Cornell to end
••
regular season ID style
by Bill Kem
Saturday, February 27,1988,
is a date that will be remembered
by Colonel wrestling fans for
years to come. First, it ended a
banner dual-meet season for the
Colonels, and second, it was the
last sporting event to be held in
the present gym. The Colonels
finish the season with a 21-1
record. This ties with a school
record.
A host of past Wilkes
wrestlers watched the Colonels
close out the 1987-88 season
with a hard-fought win over Ivy
League champ, Cornell.
The

former Wjlkes wrestlers were on
hand for the 35th Anniversary of
Coach John Reese's coaching
career at Wilkes.
Brian Bauer continued his
outstanding
wrestling
this
season with an 11-4 decision
over Eric Kauffman. The match
in the 126 weight class was a
shocker,
as
Cornell's
Chris
Labbate defeated Dennis Mejias
by a score of 10-4.
Putting
forth a big effort for the
Colonels, Ron Miller dominated
Cornell's Salenno 22-7.
The injury of Marc Palanchi
forced Coach Reese to move
wrestlers up a weight class.

Colonel of
the Week

Freshman Dave Bonomo came
through with a 6-3 victory at
142.
Frank Castano lost in a
heartbreaking
match
as
an
apparent takedown was disallowed, and he was defeated 7-6.
Frank Goldowski showed no
signs of a shoulder injury when
he
defeated
Cornell's
Joe
Guciaardo 6-1.
In the 167
weight class Merril Neal lost a
tough 5-0 decision to Andy Rice.
Mike
Schroat continued his
impressive
wrestling
as
he.
defeated Todd DcMonte 10-3.
Craig Rome has probably
been Wilkes' most consistent
wrestler this season. The jump
to 190 pounds for Rome on
Saturday proved this as he
recorded a technical fall over
Bob Hart. Steve Schannauer capped off the victory for the
Colonels with a 4-2 win over
Jeff Farrow.
Last
Wednesday
the
Colonels traveled to Kutztown to
take on the Golden Bears.
Wilkes came away 37-7 victors.
Bauer recorded a technical
fall at 118. Mejias scored a
pin in the 126 pound class, and
Miller won by a major decision
at 134. Bonomo continued his
winning ways with an 11-4
victory.
Neal recorded a
technical fall at 167.
Shroat
also recorded a technical fall for

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At 177 Rome
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Team unity key to
success for wrest)
...

by Bill Kem
The
1987-88
Wilkes
College wrestling team will go
down as one 9f the greatest in
the 35-year coaching career of
Coach Joho Reese. Going into
the season there was a great deal
of
optimism concerning how
the Colonels would do.
A
strong team unity paved the way
to 21-1 record and national

recognition.
Most people see wrestling
as an individual sport, but it is
the team that makes the individual strong.
"We had a good
group of guys this year, and the
closeness made the year," stated
Reese. The Colonels started the
season at Shippensburg, and
struggled. It was a mixture of
inexperience and trying to get
the right chemistry with the

team.
turning point it was
match. . "The team
Lehigh, and the kids
occasion," commented
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nursing

ster's program
College is planning
dS undergraduate nur-

beyond the BachThe program will
d preparing expert
in the field of
nursing Gerontostudy of the aging.
nursing combines
and geronto. The director of
is Sharon Telban.
Master's program
'cal nursing will be
le because tlle
Valley only has one
program available.
college where it is
Miseracordia
will have a difon the geronto. Also the elderst growing percentU. S. population.
living longer, and it
to prepare nurses to
elderly.
graduates
from
will be able to work
clinical setting as
nurses, as adminas teachers who will

Business Center hires director
by Kim Klintek

teach gerontological ideas to
The Wilkes College Small
otllers. They will receive a great Business Development Center
deal more training tllan was avail- (SBOC) recently hired former
able to undergraduates.
PA
Representative
Edmund
Sieminski after conducting a
According to Ann Marie state - wide search for a new
Kolanoski, tlle program should director tltis fall.
Theodore
become quite a wortltwhile one. Engel, dean of tlte School of Bus"I am very exited about it. I am iness and Economics (SOBE),
looking forward to its develop- said Sieminski was hired as dirment. This program should prove ector because of his broad backto be beneficial to tlte nursing ground and experience.
department as well as tlte college
Sieminski is married to
as a whole."
Mary Jane Bailey, a graduate of
Penn State University who works
The Gerontological nursing as a substitute teacher.
They
program is tlle first nursing have six children: Katltleen, in
Masters program.
The school Alexandria, VA; Barbara and
will be admitting in tlte Spring John in Pittsburg, PA; Mary in
of 1989.
Wilkes will be Easton, PA; Ed, currently studyaccepting applicants from any ing language at tlte University of
undergraduate
school,
from Lyons, France, and Wendy, a
applicants
who
meet
tlle senior at Temple University.
requirements.
Each applicano.
Sieminski said he was born
interested must have an bach- in Scranton and raised in
elors degree in nursing, and a B Montrose County
where he
average.
Their GRE (graduate helped witlt tlle family business.
record exam) scores will be ex- Upon graduation from tlte Uniamined as well. The applicants versity of Scranton in June of
will also need to present recom- 1955, he was commissioned Secmendations from tlleir institution ond Lieutenant, Regular Army,
and place of employment, as well Armor branch and entered federal
Continued on p. 3 service in July, 1955.
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career, he rose to tlte rank of
Lieutenant Colonel, Regular Army, and served in command and
staff assignments in tlte United
States, Europe, and tlle Far East.
He served two tours in Vietnam,
and served as assistant professor
of Military Science at Duquesne
University, Pittsburgh.
He was assigned to tlle
Army of tlte Federal Republic of
Germany as liason to tlle Bureau
of Technology and Development
for tlle Main Battle Tank in
1969
after
graduation
witlt
distinction
from
tlle United
States Army Command and General Staff College.
He served as department
head and professor of Military
Science at Lafayette College and
t Stroudsburg State College1
from 1974 to 1978. Sieminski
also served in tlte 136tlt Legislative District and as a legislative liason for tlle Department
of Military Affairs of tlte Commonwealtlt
of
Pennsylvania.
Sieminski managed seven departments as deputy executive director of tlle turnpike commission
and served as a consultant for
National Business Consultants,
Inc. before deciding to apply for
tlte position of Director of tlte
Wilkes SBOC.
Under tlte umbrella of tlte

SOBE, headed by Engel, are: tlte
Anthracite Institute -- to help tlte
local coal mining industry, tlte
Small Business Institute -- to
provide
vitality
to
ailing
businesses, and tlte SBOC -- an
outreach service of tlte SOBE.
The purpose of tlte SBOC is to
provide counseling, tutoring and
education to small businesses in
a 5 county area (including Luzerne County).
Engel said tllere are 13
federally funded SBOC's in tlte
state
to
provide
financial
assistance to small businesses.
He said, "We serve about 300400 businesses a year. We help
tltem develop business plans,

Continued on p. 3

fuside this i~ue:
Media circus? p.2
Aidto Contras? p.4

Rock, .. abilly p.7
Fond memories p.11

�PAGE TWO

March 10, 1988

Editorial

Letter to the Editor

The · Wilkes Wonder Gym
The halls of Wilkes College have been rife with talk of the new
gym almost since I started here as a freshman in 1985, and for a
while that's what many people thought this project was--all talk.
Well, ask anyone walking down Franklin Street today to describe the
Wilkes College gymnasium and they will probably look at you and
say, "What gymnasium?"
All that remains of the Wilkes gym is a large pile of rubble and
upturned land. I am the frrst to admit that I was skeptical about the
razing of the gym. After all, various sources had been telling The
Beacon since September that the gym would be razed in October.
October came and went; the gym remained standing. Now, over four
months later, the gorund has been broken and the new gym will
soon become a reality. But how much the reality of the gyrµ will
resemble the "Wonder Gym" is as yet uncertain.
The problem with creating the Wilkes Wonder Gym can be
summed up in one word--financing. President Breiseth said at the
groundbreaking that as of this moment, Wilkes College is
approxiqiately three million dollars short of the estimated 5.5
million dollars it will cost to build the gym. The Beacon has since
found out that this shortage is covered by a bond issue--in essence, a
loan that the College has five years to pay back.
This is a
substantial financial liability for the College, because it has to pay
the money back, with interest. Even if the College is operating in
the black, it is still a substantial amount of money that has to be
budgeted for this purpose. In addition, The Beacon understands that
at a recent faculty meeting it was reported that smaller, less
important items such as the sauna, the new mats, and other odds and
ends were in consideration of beiog cut from the plans. One wonders
if this is because of the financing. The original bid for the gym
was, after all, more than the College anticipated.
Of course, students shouldn't complain. A new gym is a new
gym, right? Perhaps not. With a project as large and costly as the
gym, one might expect the College to have problems coming u
with the considerable financing it would take to complete such a
project. But the solution, when it becomes obvious that financing
may be difficult, is not to begin cutting features from the new gym.
This is especially true when one considers that the features are what
makes the gym an improvement over the old one.
Size alone,
although definitely a contributing factor, does not a Wonder Gym
make. The features were one of the main points that Wilkes College
stressed when it announced
the gym plans to the Wilkes
community. How can these features be taken away now that the gym
is this close to becoming reality?
Perhaps Wilkes College should have set its sights a little
lower.
The College must have anticipated the problem with
financing. Perhaps instead of trying to build th~s _image-boosting
Wonder Gym, they should have concentrated on buildmg a gym that
woul_d be_ a functional improvement . f~r stu?~nts' u~,. _taking into
cons1derauon the means and contnbuuon-raismg ab1hues of the
College. Yes, the gym did need improvement, but did Wilkes have to
undertake such a weighty project as the Sports and Conference Center
without the means to back it?
. A reducti?n in sc~pe 1!1ay not have been feasible. With ta_lk ~f
Wilkes becommg a umvers1ty, the school needs a gym that will fit
that kind of image. It is vital to have a Wonder Gym before you can
expect to have a Wonder School. But still, money should have been
more of a consideration before the gym was actually razed.
The second option would have been to wait. Build the gym
once the financing was in, once Wilkes was able to realistically see
the gym being finished with all of the anticipated features. The
construction might have taken a few more years, but at least the gym
could have had all the features that seemed so important when the
project was announced.
And again, all these problems are magnified by the College's
consistent concern with image.
If the only concern with the gym
was the gym • itself, there would have been no problem with either
scaling down the plans to fit Wilkes' means or waiting a sufficient
time for the financing to come in. Instead Wilkes would rather raze
the old gym and start a project that, in the long run, will place a
considerable financial burden on the College.
I am as happy as anyone to see the new gym being built. The
facility is needed, and the students will certainly benefit from this
edifice.
But we must question the College's planning
of this
structure. Yes, the gym will be built, but only time will tell just
how much the gym in progress will resemble the Wonder Gym. That
· not moot 1s
· the actual
point is now moot. But a point that is
development of this school. Campus improvement is important, but
we cannot sacrifice sound judgment for the sake of image.

Where's the Amnicola?
Distribution Manager--a job that
Dear Editor:
As the entire campus knows, has been advertised in The
The Beacon did not come out on Beacon all year.
Instead of jumping on the
it's usual day last week, Thursbacks
of The Beacon, maybe
day. O.K. so it was late; some
news wasn't as current as it someone should say something
should have been. Things like about a certain Amnicola Editor
this happen to us all of the time. who took off without a finished
product.
We miss a class and are given
vanous
The Amnicola was supposed
the chance to make it up; that's
campus.
what skips are for (not implying to be released in November; yet,
it's
March
and
no
Amnicola
mailing.
The Beacon can skip a week).
maybe they are the ones who
It's just th at when one issue is
white car
should get their act together. I
late, people cry "foul!"
guess
the
question
should
be,
Any questi
No one queS tions how hard
Not,
The Beacon people work. They "Where's the Amnicola?"
stop by
"Where's The Beacon?"
juSt expect a finished copy every
office on
Thursday. As I understand it, the
Respectfuly,
th
th
problem was
at
ere was no
A Beacon defender
of the SUB
one to pick up th e paper at the
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actual
ceremonial
ground- bad.
breaking, again because of the
Sure, it's an ·
I'd like to start my column circle of reporters. And I felt for the community a
off this week with a disclaimer:
that several of the speeches the College, but I
I'm glad Wilkes College is given were targeted not to the attempt should have
building a new gym.
I think onlookers, but to the television to allow the College
we need a new gym. I am not crews and their audiences.
I to see what was pt
against the new gym, whereas I felt, in short, out of place.
groundbreaking, al
am, was, and always will be
This is not to fault Wilkes' least. Sure, the
against the belltower.
Public Relations department. PR block party for
'
With that said, I can move handled the press conference thP borhood to explain
on to the topic of this week's way PR departments are supposed going to happen
column--the groundbreaking cere- to. It's sad to say, but I think struction, but it's JIil
mony for the above-mentioned that what happened Friday was thing. Sure, those
new gym. I went to the ground- inherent in the very nature of the could hear what WII
breaking ceremony last Friday event.
It's apparently impos- could watch it on T'I
morning, and I went because I sible to have a ceremony com- that's not the same
was interested. The old gym was memorating a piece of College
I don't know whll
very much a part of Wilkes' his- history without having every is.
The media 1111
tory, and even though I'm not an media person in the Wilkes-Barre
athlete and have never spent that area in attendance, and that's too
much time in the gym, I'll s t i l l . - - - - - - - - - - - - - -miss seeing the old building on
1]::14 1.fil COU
South Franklin street. I went for
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these reasons, and I imagine that
many of the other students who
went to the ceremony went for
Advisor-Tom Big!
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
similar reasons.
Feature EditorsNews Editors -Kim Klimek
I'm sad to say I found the
-Amy Braun
ceremony very disappointing. I
Photography Edito
Sports Editors-Lisa Miller
had expected, from the wording
-Donna Y
-Bill Kem
of the invitation to students,
Copy Editor-Eddie Lupico
Business Manager-Joel
that the groundbreaking cereAd Manager - Kathy L. Harris
Staff Cartoonist-Josepi
mony would take place in a
Staff Writer- BuHstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"
"Wilkes community" or "Wilkes
....
family" atmosphere.
Instead, the only words I
· Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, Bill Barber,
can find to describe it were those
Supper, Andrew Morrell, John Gordon, Kathy Harris, Bill
· overheard from an older gentleRob Mac Arthur, Don (Semyon) &amp; Ed (Buonocore).
man during the ceremony: it was
a "media circus." During mos~ ~f • Published weekly during the fall and spring semes
the ceremony, it was imposs1b e ' scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed
to see the speakers through the
the individual writer and not of ·the publication or the C
circle of television cameramen
wi·th therr· large vi·deo cameras
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all lelll:II
propped on their shoulders.
It
muS t be signed to insure validity. _
was also diffic;ult to see the ._ _ _ _ _ _ _ - - - - - - - by M. E. Evers

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fom Bigler
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up
m had an accidenL The
in the front seat of
was killed. You are refor the death of this
There could be lawsuits
lhe person 1hat sat in
ar to take a short trip to
or to take an afternoon
lhe mall, was killed.
The seat belt law in New
and several other states in
tty says that the driver
car is responsible for the
of his/her passengers.
a belt law has crossed
vania's borders. Now, in
, the driver of a car is
by law to make his/her
wear a seatbelt. Is
g up" such a difficult
oo?
have been many relO this newly estabratbelt law. I talked to a
ts to get a perspective
beyond my own.
, drink the seat belt law is
ooe because it saved my
Menudo. We were
bock to school from New
and when we came into
ia I didn't bother to
seat belt off. When we
route ll5, we hit a
Ii ice, and had an accident.
wasn't wearing the belt,
who was inside my
would have been killed,"
Dennis Mejias, a senior coof the wrestling team.
'I feel like people should
lbeir seat belts, although I
y only wear it in bad
. If wearing seat belts
become mandato , and

toonist-Jos
vine"

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a new law in P.A.

punishable in a worse way than
simply a fine, I would wear it,"
said Tom McFadden, a freshman
from Reading, Pennsylvania.
"I totally agree with the law
100 percent because it prevents
the passenger from hitting the
dashboard or . the windshield,"
said a freshman who chose to .
remain anonymous.
"I think wearing seat bealts
should be a law because it is
such a simple measure, and it
could easily save your life," said
Jen McNamara, a sophomore
from Rhode Island
"I think that each person
should be allowed to wear a
seatbelt if they choose to. However if they don't want to, they
shouldn't have to. After all, it's
their
own life,"
said another
student wishing to remain anonymous.
It is now a law in Pennsylvania. Seat belts are required for
the passengers in the front seat
of the car, as well as the driver.
A Pennsylvania state policeman
told me that although "a civilian
will not be pulled over because
they are not wearing their seat
belt, they will be fined if their
negligence is caught. If they are
pulled over for speeding, and
they are not wearing their belt,
they will be fined."
Many
people
are
not
affected by the safety aspect of
seatbelts. No one ever expects
to get into a car accident, so
why bother wearing seatbelts?
The main point is one that has
been said many times before:
the other driver makes the mistakes, not you. Wear your seat
belt to save your life from other

people's mistakes.
I still remember when I sat
in my Driver-Ed class in high
school. The teacher raved endlessly about the importance of
wearing a seatbelt, but I never
really heard him. I had heard it
said so many times before. At
that point in my life I didn't
really care anyway. One day the
teacher brought in a film to convince us of the importance of
"buckling up." The film was very simple, because it merely
showed a police officer in uniform pacing back and forth in
front of the screen. "Let me tell
you about the day I realized what
the lack of a sealtbelt could do
to someone," he said boldly.
One day he was called to the
scene of a very messy car accident. Two young girls, 18 and
19 years old, were driving
through town on a Friday night
when suddenly a car ran a stop
sign and hit the driver's side of
the car. When the police officer
arrived, the passenger of the car,
the 18 year old, was sitting on
.
the s1"d ew alk , hoId"mg an 1maginary doll, rocking and crying
softly for her "mommy." The
physical impact of the accident
was so severe that it had comPletly destroyed her mental abilities. By the time the ambulance
arrived, the girl was in a coma.
She died a week later. The driver
of the car had been killed instantly. The police officer was
so disturbed by the accident that
he said he cried for 4 days. He
told the audience that the girls
could have possibly lived if they
had been wearing their seat
belts.
The most
werful thimz

offers scholarship
in Education
Scholars in Education
Program was created by
lO encourage students
high scholastic
qualin mathematics and the
the teaching

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March 10, 1988

grants begin at H
of $1,500.
Student.,;
ia:eive a SEA gr3DL must
Teoching Commitment Agand a promissory note
states that the recipient
lath a year of mathematics
· e in a Pennsylvania
school for each year a
grant is received. If the
commitment is fulfilled,
t's obligation to repay
t is cancelled.
If the
ent is not fulfilled, the
is required to repay the
plus interest at the rate
byPHEAA.
order to submit an

application, the student must
meet the following requirements:
1) Be a domiciliary (resident of
Pennsylvania for at least twelve
{12) months prior to submitting
an application.
2) Score 1000
or above on the Scholastic
Aptitude Test (mathematics score
!lli!!il beat least 550) or have an
English test score of at least 22
and a mathematics test score of
~t lea,;t 27 on the American Col1ege Test. (1000 or above and
S50 math minimum are for high
school
seniors
and
college
freshr.1en only). 3) Rank in the
top 1/5 of the high school class
(fot high school seniors and college freshmen only). 4) Achieve at least a 3.0 ("B") average
on a 4.0 scale in mathematics or
science courses in high school
(if currently a high school senior
or college freshman) or college
(if currently a college sophomore

or junior). 5) Be attending, or
planning to attend, one of the
79 eligible institution (listed on
the application and program
brochure) which offer approved
programs in teacher education for
mathematics and science majors.
6) Be in a Baccalaureate Degree
Program leading to State Teaching Certification in mathematics
or science.
Please be advised that although the 1000 minimum SAT
score and top 1/5 high school
ranking are no longer necessary
for the college sophomore and
junior to apply for SEA, the SAT
scores and class rank from high
school must be submitted with
the
application
for
ranking
purposes. Applications must be
received by May 1, 1988 and are
available at the Financial Aicl
Office.

Continued from p. 1

he!p them set up accounting
systems and controls, advise
them
on
labor management
relations -- all aspects of their
he said during the whole film business." The SBDC helps buswas that he "has never unbuckled inesses just starting, as well as
a dead man from a car".
those that have been established
When the lights came back ·for years.
on in the classroom after the
Engel said Sieminski will be
film, everyone was silent. The responsible for the day-to-day
film made its point clear to me operation . of the center, financial
and several of my friends. Fol- management of the center and orlowing the Driver-Ed class I ganizing
training
sessions.
always wore my seatbelt. I even Sieminski will interact with
asked my parents if they would other businesses and economic
wear theirs. After about a week organizations
in
Northeastern
of conscious effort to snap the PA. He will also be supervising
seatbelt together, the action feels the work of all consultants (the
natural.
In fact, when I drive outreach program) with field
now, I feel strange if I don't wear offices in • nearby cities who give
it. Ever since I saw that pow- advice to local businesses.
erful film in 10th grade, I've
Sieminski said that he
always worn my seatbelt. I have '.chose the position of director of
heard of one too many horrible the SBDC because he thought he
things that happen to people could help improve the business
when they are not protected.
structure and the economy of the
Law or not, people should area. He said he is interested in
"buckle up." It really isn't that lbecoming actively involved in
difficult to do, is it? It is a "sim- the outreach program, making it
pie procedure" that could possib- a more visible part of the Wilkes
ly save your life.
College campus and a more
visible part of the local business
News Editor's Note: Due to
·
· he wou 1d
commumty.
He said
limited distribution, this article
like to have more students put
is being re-run. It originally ran
the theon·es of the·rr b us·ness
1
in the 313 edition of The Beacon.
classes into practice through
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - , office and lab work.
Masters program
"I am very impressed and
Continued from p. 1
pleased with what I see. Wilkes
• own expected resu1ts
,
is in the center of the city, not
as their
from the program.
isolated ... a place to personally
·and socicially intermingle.
My
A lot of work has gone into wife and I are impressed with the
the program, a nd it should prove · warmth of the area," Sieminski
to be worth the time and eff011.
said.

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Permacul ture
1.ecture to be held
Dan Hemenway, a nationally
recognized ecologists, will lecture at Wilkes College on J.\,larch
11 at 7:30 p.m. in Room 101 of
the Stark Learning Center.
The
lec-ture, "A Planet in Crisis: An
Ecological Response," is part of
the Permaculture Weekend presented by Wilkes and the Sierra
Club, and will be open to the
public.
Hemenway, who is also
editor of the "Permaculture Seed
yearbook" and the director of the
"American Permaculture Training
Institute," will also visit Wilkes
on Saturday March 12 for in- struct\ion and discussion.
A permaculture workshop
and a lecture entitled "Whitehead's Philosophy of Values and
th~ Place of Novelty and Fore-

sight in Business Civilization"
by David Saxton, a Sierra Club
member will also be part of the
weekend's events.
Permaculture is the art, discipline and science of living in
accordance with nature's rules so
as not to deplete the life forces
from which man emerges. The
philosophy
of
Permaculture
seeks .to provide awareness of
those forces.
Hemenway,
a Registered
Permaculture Designer, received
the 1983 Conservationist Award
from the Friends of Nature, and
is the founder of Elfin Permaculture, a permaculture design
and teaching service.
Saturday's workshop requires
a $15 fee and attendance at tl1e
previous day's lecture.

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PAGE FOUR

Should we give
aid to Contras?

Groundbreaking
ceremony held -

to pick the one that's AntiMarxist," said Phil Fischer.
"For.
I don't want the
Are you for or against aid
spread of communism,"
said
to the Nicaraguan rebels who are
Andy Gredesky.
fighting the Soviet-backed Sand"Against.
It's a waste of
anista regime currently in power?
time because it hasn't helped so
This past Thursday the House of
far," commented Lori Trombetta.
Representatives voted down a
"It doesn't matter whether
$30 million bill to support the
they give them aid or not.
Nicaraguan Contras by a vote of
Who's better, Reagan or Gorb216-208. I decided to test the
achev? All politicians are crooktheory that Congress represents
ed. Show me a politician who
the will of the people by asking
won't take a bribe and I'll show
a sampling of students about
you a dead politician," said Dave
their ideas on the subject
Archer.
"For. No one else is going
"For. It would be pointless
to do anything about it.
We
to have the Iran-Contra affair if
might as well," said Tom Olenik.
they didn't carry it through,"
"Against.
Every time we
says Paul Engelhardt.
seem to get involved in some
"It doesn't really matter;
type of foreign diplomatic affair
we'll all die someday anyway,"
somehow our government gets
remarked Lo1i Ann Kaspar.
made out to be the laughing
"I would be for it because it
stock by the bad guy," remarked
keeps communism from invading
Rick Gould.
Nicaragua," said Patty Price.
"Against.
Ronald Reagan
Shown above at the groundbreaking cermony are: Peter Bohlin. architect· John Homza,
"Against. We have enough
should give [the United States]
Construction
Services, Inc.; Philip L. Wingert, physical education chairman:
11 vi,t f'. Hall,
problems at home, like the homethe money before he gives it
physical
facilities
committee;Mayor
Lee
Namey;
Christopher
Breiseth,
Wilkes
College
presiden4
less,
and
[the
rebels]
don't
do
away because we need it more,"
Rosania, president of SG; Patricia Davies, past _ ,chairman of the board of trustees; Eugene R
.
anything
in
return,"
says
Corine
said Kristy Kalafut.
Chairman of the Wilkes Tomorrow .Committee; and Stella Miner Moat, member of the family
Leoni.
'Tm all for Ollie North,"
contributing grounds for· the gym.
"Against.
They spend too
laughed Tony Grizywazc.
much money. They should spend i - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ---""""I
"For.
In ·that particular
by Kim Klimek
But, even though some were photographers and all
it on domestic problems," remarkcase, you're picking the least of
dwelling on past memories, icipants in the event WM
ed Mari.a DiCredico.
two evils. So if you have to
Last
Friday,
Christopher others were hopefully thinking hats and carried silver
pick between the two you hav:.
Breiseth, Wilkes College Pres- of future building plans and the lawn adjacent to the
ident, officially announced the dreams for the future. The pur- Breiseth said that even
groundbreaking of the new $5.5 pose of the ceremony was to was a rainy day, the
million Sports and Conference "...take a moment to ack- so frozen he couldn't dig
Center to about 100 attendants. nowledge all
those individuals well,
but nevertheleu,
The drizzly cold weather added to who came to Wilkes before us, ceremony went on and
All students with strong leadership and organization the effect of desolation felt by making this institution strong were high."
Breiseth said Wilkes
abilities to join the Wilkes College Students Against many atheletes and sports fans and this day a reality. The
as Sordoni Construction Services Sports and Conference Center looking for a $1.5 mil
Muscular Dystrophy group-SAMS. For more
Inc. brought a bulldozer to be symbolizes a commitment to tributer to name the new
"nformation call Chris Patterson local MS
used in the demolition of the old Wilkes students both present and after. A total of about
coordinator at 824-4711.
gym.
future as it enhances our lion is still needed to
academic
and
extra-curricular the renovation.
Jives on campus," as John .- ■■■■■■■■■ Ill
Rosania, SG president, said in ■
his speech.
■
Take a faculty
Frank Herry, charr_man of
Campus Counseling
memhe;r to 1uncb
the board of trustees, sa1d three- ■ conduct a six
story, 75,000 square-foot Con- ■ workshop on str~
Students , Did , you
ference Center was the "firs_t of: agement beginning
eve.z.· wish for a
many movements in the Wilkes ■ week of March 21st.
chance to talk
Tomorro:,v Ca'TI~gn."
: Topics to be co,
things over lunch
Breiseth srud that the new ■ during the workshop
informally with
Conference center would be a ■ lude an assessment
one of you.:::
great improvement over the old ■ your stress level
instructors
facility and Lee Namey, Mayor: creasing your awa '
outside the . usual
of Wilkes-Barre _noted that new ■ of stress and str
classroom setting
building would . be a great asset : effectiveness techni
or office
• to . the commumty as well as to ■ for managing str~
appointment?
Wilkes.
■ relaxation exercizes.
We will pick up
Stella Miner Moat, of the:
the tab Stop by
Miner family who gave the ■ If
Church Hall or
gound on which the gym was loc- ■ stress, frustration
call 4860 for
ated was introduced by . Breiseth : ritibility or, if you
and showed great entus1asm for ■ want to know more
details.
the new project.
: handling stress, call
After the speeches, the ■ tension 4732 for ad
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ceremony was moved outside for ■ al information and
Committee
th~ actual groundbreaking. Henry ■ up.
chmbed aboard the bulldozer and :
Frank Henry, chair of the board of trustees, briefly spoke
posed
for
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March 10, 1988

elp fight MS
ilkes College is organ'Students Against Multclerosis (SAMS) organon Campus (S¾MS).
1C1Ves not only as a pubess organization, but
g-tenn fund raising and
support system for the
Multiple
Sclerosis
a large percentage
vi:tims are first diagnosed
they are beginning to
11811Y students felt they
become involved
in
public awareness of

dise2se.
1985, SAMS has
from 12 midwestern col., over 200 campuses,
thousands of students
country in the fight
MS. College students
1 peisonal interest in leadfight against MS because
logical disease comaffects their own age
Research done by the MS
show that MS is a
often disabling disease
'a'nt circuits" the central
systems of more than
adults every week.
What is Multiple Sclerosis
. Although many people
confused MS with Muscular
y (MD),
the
two
are very different.
Dystrophy is a disease
causes the atrophy of the
System. Though the
of Multiple Sclerosis
unknown, is a disease
'sh&lt;xt circuits" the central
system of an estimated
people in the United
The majority of these
are first diagnosed as
MS between the ages of
MS strikes more of the
than men and whites
frequently than blacks or
~

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Hall.
e presiden
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Eugene
f the fa

and

jacent to
that even
tlay, the
couldn't ·

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six
on st
begi
arch

be
e work
rour a
and s
?ss tee
ring st
exerci

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llstrati
or, if
lOW m
stress,
132 for
ation

When a fatty substance calin, found throughout our
system is destroyed,
inpulses to the brain are
and distorted. The
myelin forms many
) hard patch-es of scar
caising MS.
MS symptoms are usually
The disease attacks the

Central
Nervous
system
at
random, destroying any nervous
tissue in its path.
Resulting
symptoms are highly individual.
Some of the symptoms include
tingling sensations, numbness,
slurred speech, blurred or double
vision, muscle weakness, poor
coordination,
unusual
fatigue,
muscle cramps, spasms, problems with bladder, bowel and sexual function, and paralysis. MS
can attack almost any area of the
central nervous system.
The local chapter of the
Multiple Sclerosis Society is
located in the Provincial Towers
in Wilkes - Barre. According to
Christine Patterson, local MS
coordinator,
the
Wilkes-Barre
office was set last year after a
merger
between
the
North
Central Pennsylvania Chat.er (
Williamsport) and the Central
Pennsylvania Chapter.
When the new staff examined the Wilkes-Barre area,
they found that a high percentage of people in Luzerne and
Lackawanna Counties have been
diagnosed as having MS and
there were no local facilities to
accomodate them.
Local coordinators, such as Patterson,
were
brought
to
designated
regions to help people find their
way through the maze of medical, insurance, and governmental
bureaucracies. These coordinators
are avaliable to supply information
about
local
MS
programs and work directly with
MS victims and their families to
solve problems encountered as a
result of the paralyzing disease.
Patterson said that over 77% of
these individuals have been
displaced from jobs as a result of

MS.
The National Multiple Sclerosis (MS) Society, founded in
1946, is the only non-profit
health oranization in the United
States supporting programs in
national and international research to find the cause, prevention, better treatments and cure
for people with multiple sclerosis. Over 140 chapters and
branches of the MS Society have
been created to serve people with
MS and their families.

Continued on p. 10

AIDS film shown
by Kathy Harris

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On Monday morning, the film t • :
AIDS: Changing The Rules was
shown in the Media Projection
Room of the Eugene S. Farley Lib- : - 1 1
rary. The film, which was made by I - t
a company who specializes in films .... •
for college students, was shown to
all physical education students
whose gym classes were scheduled I: •
for Monday morning. The film focused on the effect of AIDS on sexual relations and how, because of
AIDS, the rules of sexual contact , '
are changing.
The film also
'
stressed the importance of condom
use for everytime sexual intercourse
occurs.
The film was hosted by Ron I ·
Reagan, reporter for Good Morning\'
America and son of President and
Mrs. Reagan, actress Beverly
Johnson, and actor/singer Ruben
Blades. Each had a short segment
in which they spoke on topics
pertaining
to . AIDS,
its Mary Supey showed a film on AIDS and discusses related health problems.
transmission, and its prevention by segments, there were segments control; it is now a question of
showing people, including a young AIDS. Her friend said that her new
condom use.
Mr. Reagan spoke about woman and her baby, telling that boyfriend is an accountant--he isn't
casual contact, which was followed they have AIDS and how they a homosexual and he doesn't "shoot
by a montage of scenes showing dealing with their disease. One up." The woman replied that AIDS
everyday actions, such as drinking man, who was diagnosed with doesn't
discrimininate
by
from the same glass or bottle, AIDS just two months after his occupation. The third woman says
kissing
a
baby,
using
the wedding day, said that he dreamed of that she and her boyfriend don't talk
telephone, sharing the same bar of having a family because he loves about sex, which brought up an
soap, and others--all of which do children , but, now that he has important point: people must be
not transmit AIDS. He also said AIDS, he said it was completely able to talk about sex, condoms,
that people should not be afraid of out of the question. This man's and AIDS.
people with AIDS because they are story makes one see what a life
After the film, Mary Supey of
not contagious, and that people shattering--and dream shattering College Health Services spoke
with AIDS are the same as we are-- disease AIDS is.
about sexually transmitted diseases
There were two segments in (STD's) such as
with the exception that they were
condoloma
the film which were particularly (venereal warts), which is a
unlucky and got AIDS.
Miss -Johnson's segment was true-to-life. In the first of these precursor to cervical cancer, and
geared more towards Blacks, segments, we see a young couple chlamydia, which can cause pelvic
Hispanics and women.
She "making out." When the girl asks inflammatory disease (PID). Mrs.
presented the material in her her boyfriend to wear a condom, he Supey also told the students where
segment in both technical and more says that he is not prepared and that they can go for treatmeHt if they
common language.
She gave he hates condoms. He also says think they may have a STD.
startling statistics such as, although that she is trying to ruin their "first
The film was shown to
by making him v.rear a increase understanding about AIDS.
Blacks and Hispanics make up 20% time"
of the population of the United condom. She replies that .here It is a strong belief that education is
States, the make up 40% of all the won't be a "first time" if he doesn't, the key to reducing the spread and
AIDS cases, and of every ten and that he won't hate condoms panic of AIDS. "I wish we had
In the second more people who would come and
women diagnosed with AIDS and after tonight.
babies born with AIDS, nine of segment, three women are talking particpate (in these showings)," said
about their boyfriends. The one Mrs. Supey. "Just viewing the
them are Black or Hispanic.
woman asked her friend if she and film won't get us anywhere."
Mr.
Blades's
segment
her new boyfriend were going to
concentrated on the proper way to
The film will be shown again
put on a condom, and he
use condoms when they have sexual during the week of March 21 for the
intercourse. When her friend replied Tuesday and Thursday physical
demonstrated by -putting a condom
on a banana.
that she is on The Pill, the woman education classes.
In addition to the hosted
said that this isn't about birth

.

dmissions office holds Visitation -Day
Wilkes College AdDepartment
expects
900 prospective students
!datives to attend "VisitDay" this
Saturday.
·on for the event will
11 9:30 am. Kirn Alansky,
dean of admissions,
shouldn't be problems

accommodating everyone.
,.Alansky said that student
volunteers from campus organizations like Air Force ROTC and
Circle K and other interested
students will help the admissions
office guide tours, park cars and
welcome visitors.
After
the
registration,
Christopher
Breiseth,
college
president;
Bernard
Vinovrski,

dean
of admissions;
Emory
Guffrovich, transfer coordinator
and assistant dean of admissions;
and Rachael Lohman, financial
aid office, will speak at a general
meeting about the opportunities
Wilkes College has to offer.
Alansky said that at 12:15
pm the group of 900 will be
split into two subgroups which
will take turns eating lunch and

touring the campus. Afterwards,
students will be assigned to
groups according to their fields
their fields of interest.
Guffrovich said, "We're
hoping for the best.
I am
pleased with the number of
responses."
He said that the visitors will
travel to our campus from all
over Wyoming · Valley, Eastern

Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and
southern New York. Guffrovich
said, "Students will be looking
us over and deciding if Wilkes is
where they want to go to
school."
He also said that
arrangements have been made for
the bookstore to be open from
12-3:30
pm
on
Saturday
afternoon.

�March 10, 1988

PAGE SIX

Waiting for the dawn of conce
by Wernli Harvey

ing like the homeless people
will be inspiring.
A man in tattered clothes
Half of each day will be
stretches out in the rubbish on spent doing light renovations to
the side of a littered street; the shelter.
There will be
young children huddle together windows, showers and faucets to
in an alleyway, trying to keep fix, walls to paint, and many
warm; destitute men and women other tasks to get involved in.
wander the streets looking for Helping out in a soup kitchen
food and shelter. These people and meeting some of the homehave one thing in common--they less people of New York will
are homeless. They are known have a definite impact on those
by a variety of names:
bums, involved with the homeless.
The later part of the evening
vagrants, derelicts, bag ladies,
hobos. Regardless of what they . can be spent being educated
are called, they are human beings about the homeless by guest
speakers, or it can be used for ·
in need of help.
There will be
Most people are clean, well- personal time.
fed, and live in warm houses. time for sightseeing, discussThey are not usually concerned ions, prayer, scripture, keeping a
about the homeless people they journal, and yes, RJN, too!
The religious events of the
see. It is time that people beWhen
come aware of these unfortunate week will be optional.
fellow human beings and their asked about the week of renovaproblems because they have been tion, Vento replied, "I think it
overlook,ed too long.
will be an eye-opening week.
Presently there are several Everyone together at one time in
projects being planned to direct- on~ place can use the work of
ly benefit the homeless. Wilkes their hands and hearts. We can
College, in cooperation with help others while opening ourKing's College, will be involved selves to new things."
Volunteers In Service In Our
in two of the events. Renovation of a shelter for the homeless Neighborhoods (VISION) is a loin New York City will be done cal group which provides shelter
during Spring Break (3/26-4/2), and support service for the hom~and a sleep-out on Public Square less in Wilkes-Barre. "Sleep-out
is planned for April 22-23. on Public Square," the event
Tony Vento, Interfaith liaison to schedled for April 22-23, will be
Wilkes College, says, "In a cer- another experience students can
tain sense, we are all poor. share in. Meeting some of the
Everyone
lacks
something homeless people you see around
(emotionally, intellectually, or town, listening to informative
physically);
we all have less speeches about being homeless,
than we need. The events sched- and the actual experience of sleep-uled are ways to get in touch ing outside will be unique ways
with the poverty in all of us."
to learn about unfortunate people
Spending Spring Break in in Wilkes-Barre.
New York City will be a
"We don't have to go to
challenge for all involved. Liv- New York to help our fellow
ing in the shelter for a week will human beings;
things can be
be an experience which will nev- done right here in Wilkes-Barre,"
er be forgotten. Eating and sleep- says Vento. Sleeping on Public

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Reservations

and staff for
for the piano
concert of Russian emigrant Vladimir
Feltsman,
Wednesday,
March 16 at the
F.M. Kirby Center can be made with Theresa
Rudolph at the Music department office.
The benefit performance is sponsored by
the JCC

specially

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priced

students

tickets

Square will educate the public to the soup kitchen every Friday
that there is a problem with the to help prepare and serve food,
homeless here in Wilkes-Barre. and she encourages other stuIt will bring about an awareness dents to lend a hand. She stays
of the need for a permanent in the kitchen from 10 until
shelter.
The shelter presently 12:40, and eats lunch with the
provided for the homeless is people.
only temporary.
The site is
Anyone who is interested in
moved weekly from church to the renovation or the sleep-out
church trhough out the city.
can contact Ton Vento at 823Along with educating the
public, the sleep-out will also be
a fund raiser to benefit VISION. -.....--/"'
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There will be simulation games . ·. / / / ;:✓
about hunger and the homeless.
~QA~ : .·,,
Religious parts of the sleep-out
//
::,.. ,
.,
will be optional.
·/
.
The St. Vincent de Paul soup
kitchen, on Union Street near
King's College in Wilkes-Barre,
serves lunch every day of the
year for people with fixed incomes, the homeless, and the
less fortunate.
Approximately
200 people arrive for lunch
every day. If students are not interested in the renovation or the
sleep-out, but are interested in
helping the homeless, the soup
kitchen is always eager for help.
Fridays at 10 am students
can meet Debbie Marquart, a
Wilkes College student, at the
rlesk in Stark lobby. She oes

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concerning the hornet
homeless people need
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Bill's "on-column'
by Bill Barber
I decided not to write a column this week. I figured what
the hey, you never know whether
The Beacon is going to come
out, so I might as well take advantage of a pseudo-snow day.
Actually, considering the shameful neglect over getting The
Beacon • out on the stand last
week, I guess everyone has lost
interest in reading it anyway.
So why bother with a column?
See, I can get right into the old
college spirit of Excuse Manufacturing right along with the best
of them.
Besides, if I did bother to
write a column this week, which
I didn't, I might have referred to
some of the little in-con-VEENiences that the Missing Deadline
Syndrom ("M.D.S.") has created.
Like for instance, yesterday's --oops!--I mean last week's paper
started right out with an editorial
titled "A Lesson In Responsibility." Now, if I was going to
write a column at all this week,
which I decidedly am not, I
would probably spend at least
one whole paragraph discussing
the irony of that editorial head-

line. But I won't. I won't even
mention irony, since I'm definately blowing off the column
this week.
This week? Check your calendar! Is it still March? Or did
this issue come out in time for
graduation? It's really best that I
don't write a column this week
because I would have to mention
that Dr. Ernest L. Boyer's
lecture: "A Celebration of Teaching" was very poorly celebrated
by many Wilkes students because
by the time they saw the
announcement for it on Tuesday,
it was a day too late to attend.
Oh, well. What's a little screwup when a good excuse will do
nicely?
No, I've decided not to write
anything at all this week. I just
don't feel like it. My car is having problems, that's why.
I
had a ten-page paper due. My
nails needed filing and I just
couldn't ho~d a pen with my
nails lookiag like that.
Aren't excuses wonderful?
You'll fine!, however, when you
get into the real world, excuses
hold absolutely w weight at all.
It will boggle your brain oUL

there
body
are.
Why college
so much time m
cuses has alway
Next we'll be
duction to Whining n
with CS i 15. Some of 11
Wilkes seem to be
PhDs in such spec' ·
as: Leveh: of L@lleness •
Making, Applied Exe
the ever popular Art rl
goaling.
Fortunatdy, I j
have time to write m
this week. I would, bul
busy. I would, but my
boks are pinching. I
I'm really just too
for all ~ us here at the
staff an:! cont:ibutoo
I would, exc~pt rd
apologize to the ~tu
used to be ready and ea
this paper on Thu
noon, but who are n
switching their ma1or
vanced Excuse
the motto always
"The Buck Stops 0v
Somewhere."

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!Get HAPPY
i Brother ·bull!

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Scorpio- Be more serious. The world is not a big joke.
But don't go too far. Leave yourself with snoomyable
§(serious sillyness) time.

i~ibra_- A nice surprise is on the way, so 'snatch it before it
s on its way out.

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§Taurus- Happy Week!!! Yes, you deserved it and your
iwait is now over. "Enjoy, enjoy!"
2Gemini- You may not know it, but you are not perfect.
§Come back to reality this week; it's still here and it wants
§to have a word with you.
tcapricorn- This may be your lucky week because it
2seems you have a large favor that will be returned by
§Someone you do not even know.
Cancer- A little fun now and then will not hurt you, but a
lot of fun will be the seed of your defeat. Temper your fun
with stability and work; you may need to do both this
week.

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are the members of The Bullets--!. tor. David Indivero, Michael Davis, and Andy. ,hemeta.
will do their thing Saturday night, in the SUB.
by Lee Morrell
many other songs that the band west Chester.
Pisces- Be less trusting this week; there might just be an
does not perform because they
If that is not enough, they Aries out to get you.
y call it the rockabilly are considered straight country, also have an 11-song album
of music, or just plain old something they don't do in called "Long After Midnight." Aries- Take advantage of a Pisces this week· they seem
illy." It's a kind of mu- concert. The other band mem- The album features "Afraid of the§
ll"bl b b
h
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Shemeta and Indivero, Dark," a tune named best blues-§ very gu I e, ut eware, t ey have been warned.
mat is best identified with bers,
tool, sharp and rowdy style joined the band in early 1986 rock song in the "State of the§
late
1986,
respectively. Art" contest held by WWTR-FM,§Aquarius- Lightning may just strike again this week. If
Stray Cats." Hopefully, and
Saturday the 12th, you will Shemeta plays the bass and Ocean City, MD.
§YOU think you can't sink any further, just wait and see.
identify rockabilly with lndivero is the drummer.
This show also happens to
A quick scan of the Bullets' be the second installment of the L
Bullets."
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ihe Bullets" are a well song list will tell you just how brand new Saturday Night Subset
rock, rockabilly, and diverse this band is. They per- This series is intended to put the§ start, but at least 1t will end on a good note. Expect the
rock band from Newark, form songs by such greats as SUB to it's optimum use, every§ worst this week, but also expect improvement.
e. The three guys who Elvis Presley (Jailhouse Rock Satur~y night. . ~is particul8!' §
·
the Bullets work are band and Heartbreak Hotel, among event is a special . club dance. §Virgo- Looks like the rain might end. Be prepared for
rs, Michael Davis, Andy others), Chuck Berry (Carol and, The atmosphere will be trans.
.
the classic, Johnny B. Goode), formed from a plain old dining Isome sunshine. Have a good one, Virgo.
, and David lndivero.
Davis, on guitar and vocals, The Beatles and Creedence area into a rock and roll dance
.
founder and leader of the Clearwater Revival; and less-then- club, from the band straight Sagittarius- Don't jump, from one extreme to another.
the
Blasters,
George
He started the band in greats
do~n to the hot food and drinks '- Overworking is one thing, but hedonism is another. Walk
and
Stevie
Ray
with two other guys, but Thorogood
0th ~r 'Ythat "Golden Mean " Sagittarius.
(~hicken
nuggets
and
left for other pursuits. Vaughan; along with their orig- fmger foods).
The band will
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Along with the many clubs
~qd bluegrass having perthree sets_ending at 12_:30.
O)illiC!5 COIIC!gC! Progrc,mminn Soard
with Rocket 88, Big they have performed in, they
So, if you are m the mood
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Out, and Black Hawk have been to over a dozen fo~ some g?Od _ole smokin' r~kqnnouncC!5 the FOIIOCl)ing opC!ning!,
Band. Davis is also the (somewhat) local schools to abill~ music: tf y~u feel like
For
committC!C? chcrirmC?n
songwriter for the trio. He play. "Local" meaning the "tri- dancmg, or 1f you Just want to §
already written over thirty state" area: New York, New get off your butt, then get to the §
Some SUB Saturday (obviously) at §
I songs that the band Jersy, and Pennsylvania.
dancC?5, concC?rt:5,
tly performs.
That's not of these include Franklin and 9:30pm for the Saturday Night §
large! 5CC1IC! C?\&gt;C!:nt:5, C!:t:C.
Millersville,
Penn Subset and be prepared to rock
!hough.
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March 10, 1988

Don &amp; Ed--Out on a limb

Don &amp; Ed's Inferno
It was a deep sleep. Well,
not deep enough I guess because
I was awakened by the sound of a
sharp knock on my door.
"Come in," I yelled from my
bed, thinking it would be Ed waking me from a sound sleep as he
always does. But there was silence. The door had not opened.
I turned over to yell once more.
Then I stopped. There was someone there. It was an ominous
figure cloaked in black standing
beside my bed. "Who are you?" I
asked. "Ask me not who I am,"
said the figure, "but follow me
and I shall show you the destiny .
of man." I agreed on the condition that we would return in
time to see WWF Wrestling
Spotlight
He then led me out the door
into another place.
This place
was unlike any other place I had
ever visited. It looked sort of
like a cylinder-shaped Howard
Johnson's, like the factory that
Mike Brady designed for Bebe
Galini that was shaped like a
lipstick. Anyway, he led me into
this building, then into an elevator. But the funny thing about it
was that the elevator started on
the top of this building and took
us downward. "Why are we starting at the top?" I asked the figure as we began our descent. But
before he could answer, the elevator came to a halt "This,"

said the
stop."

figure,

"is

our first

The First Floor-- The
door opened.
There before us
was a small town, as if it were
scaled down from a real towm.
In the distance I could see
approching what appeared to be
a parade. As it drew closer, I
could see that it's participants
weren't real. "What are they?" I
asked. "They are evil muppets,"
replied the figure. "They are to
parade through the streets of
town until they tire." "But
muppets aren't evil, and since
they aren't real, they can't tire,"
I reasoned. "Exactly," said the
figure, "Lets continue."
The Second Floor-- The
elevator doors slid open. There
before us stood a man. He slowly turned around. "Hey," I cried,
"It's Charlton Heston!" "Oops,"
said the figure, "Sorry, wrong
Inferno!" We continued downward:

The Third Floor--

The
doors of the elevator opened for
a third time. Before us was a
huge banquet hall. In its center
was a long table covered with
the remains of a huge feast.
. "What is so bad about this?" I
asked. "Go into that door," said
the figure. He pointed me to a
door through which I went.
"Hey," I said. "This is a men's
restroom." "Thats correct," said

the figure. In the men's room
there were four stalls.
Then,
suddenly, the door of each stall
swung open revealing the inhabitant of each. In the first stall
was King Kong Bundy, and in
the second, Hoss Cartwright In
the third was the man/woman,
Divine. "Who is in the fourth?"
I asked. "See for yourself," said
the figure. I peeked in to see
who was inside. Then, I pulled
back in · horror.
"Oh no," I
screamed, "It's Brian Dorsey, and
no can of
Lysol in sight!!!
Please, please get me out of
here!" "Come," said the figure.

The

Fourth

Floor-

"This," said the figure, "is the
fourth floor." "Strange," said I,
" This looks like the set of..."
Just then the lights flashed on.
The music blared.
The crowd
around us began to chant, "mort,
mort, mort." Then, he appeared,
Morton Downey Jr.! "Lets bring
out my first guest Ladies and
gentlemen, please welcome Mr.
Friedrich Nietzsche!" "Ack. Downey and Nietzsche in the same
room! Get me out of here!!" I
ran back into the elevator in a
frenzy.
The Fifth Floor-Before
the doors even opened, I could
smell a familiar smell.
Then,
the doors slid open to expose a
strange land.
The ground was
gooey, hot, bubbling cheese

(With our sincerest
apologies to Dante)
surrounded by spicey tomato
sauce. "Hey," I exclaimed. "We
are walking on a pizza pie!"
Just then, I tripped over a head.
"Sorry," I said . ."Who are you,
and why are you here in this land
of pie?" "I," said the head, "am
the pie master, and I have been
banished here forever without
having committed a crime."
"Don't sympathize with him,"
said the figure. "But he says he
hasn't committed any crime!" I
argued. "So he says," replied the
figure. "Let us proceed."
The Sixth Floor-"This
shall be our last stop," said the
figure. "But didn't Dante's Inferno have nine levels?" I inquired.
"Well, we're on a budget," he
confessed.
Then, the elevator
stopped. I breathed deeply and
braced myself for whatever was
to appear before me. The doors
opened. "Wait," I said in puzzlement, "I think I have been here
before."
"Come, follow me,"
said the figure. He led me up a
warped, linoleum-covered staircase and through a glass door. I
followed as he led me into a
narrow hallway that wound past
various offices and bathrooms,
until we came to an open door.
"This," he said, "is our last
stop."
I turned the comer.
Then, I remembered! My heart
skipped a beat Here I was, at
the root of my darkest fears.

The breeding place of my
nightmares! Hell on eri.
The FINANCIAL AID0
turned to run, but my
obstructed by the figure.
I screamed, shoving him
floor, causing his cowl I
from his head. It was
his
identity was
"You!" I cried. "Yes,'
figure, "It is I... Ed
have something I'd like
see." He handed me a
appeared to be very old.
bottom was a signature.. .Mi'
Suddenly, I heard tm1
sharp knock again. I
eyes to find myself bd
bed once again. "OJX21
me!" said a voice. I j
and opened the door.
sighed in relief, "I just
scariest dream!" "Calm
said Ed, "you know Iha!
aren't real." "I know,' I
"but..well, I guess you'n:
"Sure I am," he said,
back in reality now! C
watch professional
"Okay," I said, realiziag
fortunate we are to be
recognize what is real.

Feature Editor's Noll:
to limited distribution, tlil
ic/e is being re-run. It
inally ran in the 3/3 e ·
The Beacon.

Showcase Theater to perform
by Bill Zdancewicz
Showcase Theater will present the Emmy-Award-winning
play, "Twelve Angry Men," by
Reginald Rose, on March- 10,
11, 12, and 13 at the Dorothy
Dickson Darte Center for the Performing Arts. ,Curtain time for each evening is 8:00pm. Play director,
Jane Tomasetti, of Trucksville,
commented that the plot centers
around twelve jurymen who are
charged with deciding the fate of
a young man who is accused of
murder. "Tempers become short,"
she said, "and the arguments
grow heated. Characters, bigotries and personal feelings are
revealed as the various testimonies are re-examined . . . and
the murder is re-enacted," she
added.
Shown in the accompanying
photograph, in a scene from the
production, Joseph Salsburg, Associate Professor of Mathematics
and Computer Sciece at Wilkes
College, is shown, at far right,
emphatically making his point
to two of his · fellow jurors. · At
left is Chris Tomasetti, and

seated is Corey Klemow, both of
Wilkes-Barre.
Others in the cast include:
Bill Owens, Kingston; Joseph
Ristagno, Exeter; Jim Parks,
Swoyersville;
Mark
Kahn,
Dallas; Dr. Anthony J. Turchetti,
Wyoming; Joseph Gilbert, Ben
Tielle, both of Pittston; Ed Kay,
Nanticoke;
and
William A.
Zdancewicz, Edwardsville.
Tickets to all performances
are available from members of
Showcase Theater.
Also, they
will be made available at the
door each evening.
Advance
reservations are being encouraged due to limited seating in
arena-style productions.
Both
performers and audience will be
seated on stage at the Darte
Center in that "Twelve Angry
Men" is being done in "foursided arena" style. Special platforms have been constucted by
Showcase Theater uoon which
special seats, with arms, ha
been purchased to provide the
audience with comfortable seating.
To reserve tickets at $6.00
per person, call Mrs. •Charles F.
Hensley at 823-5266.

Pictured above, r. to 1., _is Dr. Joseph Salsburg, Corey Klemow, and Chris Tomasetti, performing
a scene from the upcoming Showcase Theater presentation of 'Twelve Angry Men."

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litzer Prizes
d changing flies
lounge of the CPA. The reading
is free and the public is welcome.
During his stay, Taylor will
be visiting English 203, The
Creative Writing class taught by
Dr. Herbert S. Guggenheim. In [
the class, Taylor will be reviewing poems selected by · the individual students.
In addition, Taylor will hold
portfolio conferences with several invited writers on campus.
He will evaluate and critique their
work, as weil as providing support and direction to such
talented writers.
Finally, a question and answer session entitled "Directions
in Contemporary Poetry" will be
held on Thursday the 17th at
noon.
Dr. Herbert S. Guggenheim,
a former student of Taylor, must
be lauded for his full-circled
attempt to lasso culture at large
and bring it to Wilkes.

Wash and dry,
sort and fold:
you and I
are growing old.

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PAGE NINE

by Pulitzer
wuuung poet,
Henry
Taylor will be making a
stop at Wilkes College
15, 16,and 17. Taylor
appearing as a major
y of the Language
Dapartment
highlight of his stay
areading given on Wedaigh~ March 16, at 8
Gies Hall in the CPA.
be reading, among other
telections from his book
· Change. which won
Pulitzer Prize for poetwing the reading, a
will be held in the

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If Harrison Ford · were a
professional athlete, he would
have a winning streak of 11
victories. He has just that many
quality films in a row. · He is at
the top of the standings among
current actors, right along with
Michael Douglas. It was often
debated whether or not Ford
could kick his Han Solo image.
He has done so with blazing
power.
Films such as Witness,
Mosquito Coast, and now Frantic,
have put him in demand more
than ever.
In Frantic, Ford plays the
part of an American doctor who
travels to France in order to
attend a medical seminar.
He
never makes it to the conference.
Instead he goes on a frantic
search for his wife, played by
Betty Buckley of the 1970's hit
TV series, "Eight is Enough,"
and the Broadway musical, Cats.
Sh~ has been kidnapped and Ford

has no idea why or by whom.
The -0nly thing he knows is that
his wife's suitcase was mixed up
with another woman's luggage at
the airport. That woman, played
by
newcomer
Emmanµelle
Seigner, has what the kidnappers
are looking for in her suitcase,
and they want it in exchange for
Ford's wife. However, numerous
twists and blunders keep die
switch from taking place.
Roman
Polanski. directed
this film.
It's bloody at times
much to the likes of his past
sanguine film, Macbeth .
His
camera shots are masterful. This
is partially due to, some of the
locations he used in France.
Watch for the shot of Ford
standing alone on a bridge, in
particular.
It takes place near
the end of the film. The scenery
and the atmosphere make this
shot an incredible view. Frantic
is a pleasing suspense film,
although it does tend to drag
along at times.
This will not

affect you if you're a true
Harrison Ford fan.
Don't rent a Ford from a car
dealership. Rent a Ford from the
video store.
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Blade Runner----------------------3.0
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Indiana Jones. . .Doom--------3.5
Witness----------------------------3 .5
The Mosquito Coast-------------3.0
Frantic------------------------------3 .0

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March 10, 198S

A letter to the Editor
about available
entertainment
Dear Editor,
In the issue dated March 3,
there was an article written by
Kim Klimek entitled "Student '
Life Committee Seeks Input." I
read the article with anticipation
since I have a strong interest in
student activites.
I
strongly
agree that the groups on campus
must unite instead of compete
with each other for programs.
That is why I feel that Col.
Billings was totally correct in
his charge to bring the students
together through the Programming Board · and the Concert and
Lecture Series. Too many people
trying to put on too many
programs will be very disappointing to all involved. Disappointment is not a goal for any
programmer.
However, I must disagree
with the main tactic used in Col.
Billing's charge. Formulating a
list of potential speakers is OK,
but there are better ways to go
about it
The speakers suggested in
the article are very inviting, but
most are way over our price

range. The unfortunate part is
th::.t most suggestions, once seen
in writing, are expected to be
signed, contracted, and here next
month. It can't happen that way.
For suggestions like those in the
article to even be considered is
injurious to any programming
organization.
Why?
Because
those incredibly high expectations are hard to live up to.
Once David Letterman or Lee
Iacocca
are
suggested,
the
probability of accepting anything less is like swallowing
sour milk. "Hey, I thought you
were supposed to get Letterman
here!! What's going on, we asked
for
him,
now
you
better
deliver!!"
The Programming Board can
just as easily ask for a list of
concerts that students want to·
see. We'd get · back a ton of
Springsteen's, Sting's and U2's
on our list We would love to
have them here, but we can't. It
is not realistic.
We must make use of the
present budget to offer several
low to mid- ranged speakers over

the course of an academic year.
One speaker of the ~aliber suggested in the article will put the
entire budget in the hole by
anywhere from $100 to $10,000.
The Programming Board has
an unlimited file of speakers that
are readily available to come to
Wilkes. I invite any and all

SAMS

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events like the groundbreaking;
that's its job.
PR has to
Although there
arrange press conferences; that's known cause or cure,
its job. But even with these as hope though the bi
givens, perhaps an attempt can earch supported by the
be made in the future to make Multiple Sclerosis S ·
, not only reporters, but members Society has budgeted
of the Wilkes community, feel million in biomedical
welcome at such events.
The search its cause and
new gym, after all, is for the its progress.
students, not the local media, _ _!,......:::.._:.:.;_ _ __
and the students should have ·
See how you ca
been able to come away from the
support your
groundbreaking with a good
feeling, not with a sour taste in
local SPCA
their mouths.
I know that I
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students
for
the
maximum
amount of entertainment. We
should also keep in sight goals
to balance the tricky scales of
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ond memories of "Old
aithful" -- the Wilkes gym
the gym was an exhibition
match by the 1950 Olympic
Wrestling team.
"There was a
finally
happening.
local boy on the team, so there
College is getting a statewas a big following," Ralston
gymnasiurn.
Demoreflected. "We had a parade, then
the old gym began this
the team wrestled. We packed
11d constructiOn of the
the gym and were able to raise
tre will get underway
$5000
to help send the team to
It's nice to see that the
the
Olympics
in
Helsinki,
wants to improve the
Finland. It was one of the most
of its athletic promemorable moments for me; the
The new gym will make a
crowd, the parade and the U.S.
impression
on
new
Olympic team. It was very exwho may be thinking
citing."
attending Wilkes and
Other athletic events stand
g in the athletic
out in Dean Ralston's memories.
Up-to-date facilities
"The year we defeated King's
give visiting teams a
College. Through the years they
oage of our program and
had · always defeated us and they
were heavily · favored to win
old gym may have been
again. Another time was when
aoo outdated by todays'
we played Temple. They were
, but at one time it was
ranked high back in the 50s,
the area's top facilities.
too. They played Syracuse the
holds many
fond ·
night before and wanted to play
for both athletes and
us on their way back through.
have followed Wilkes'
We agreed to play them, and of
program. Games have
course we were beaten badly.
IOI! and lost; new, young
They were a much better team
ha.I been discovered; and
then we were; they weren't even
oours of hard work and
in our division. (Temple's) Bill
·on have gone into fullMlkvy, an all-American, was
dreams behind its aged
battling Sherman White for the
have
National Scoring title, and in
this game he scored 50 points.
rrom behind the brick
In the second half he never went
of the South Franklin
into the back court, they just
structure. Seme dreams
kept feeding him the ball and he
brtn fullfilled and others
would score," Ralston stated.
inside
on
the
"All the Wilkes Open wrestling
·um floors. If the walls
tournaments were great affairs.
lalk it would certainly be
Back in the late 60s National
iell some wonderful and
Champions Frank Buticci of
Slllries of past heroics.
Cornell and Bill Rooney from
gym walls may not be
Syracuse competed. Those were
ll talk, but Coach John
the golden years for the Open
can tell anyone interested
Tournament."
·ng . some v~ry efxciting Basketball Coach Ron Rainey reflects on past glories in the Wilkes gym.
ltreSUng stones o p a s t - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - = - - Not all of Dean Ralston's
held in the Wilkes ' down.
Most felt sad because recalls. "Before that we didn't favorite memories of the gym
Gymnasium. "Its hard they all had a lot of memories have anything. I was coaching have to do with athletic events.
''That building has served this
out just one event as the here. The guys will all be sad to some of the teams at the time,
memorable because there see it go down but they and we had to meet at any high college better then any other,"
a,many. If I had to decide, understand that we have to have school that was available. We stated Ralston.
"The gym was
it would be the 1974 more facilities."
acquired the vacant lot, and Dr. the student center for the
Ill
Championship,"
The nice thing about the old Farley, who was the president at college; not just for athletics.
Reese stated. "We won gym was the atmosphere it had the time, asked me to come up Some of _ the most beautiful
·onat Championship by during competitions. "It was a with a building that we really dances took place there.
All
ts. It was the most personal facility. We've wrestled needed and would benefit the commencements from 1950 until
11yone has ever won by. in larger field houses and they college. It had to be a practical the early 70s were held in the
also able to do it here seemed to have colder atmo- building that everyone could gym. Freshmen orientation and
Very few schools get spheres. The fans weren't really use."
The , old gym cost registration were also held in the
championships at their a part of [the competition)," $250,000; the new one will cost gymnasium. It was the center of
Reese said. The new gymnasium Wilkes over 5.5 million dollars.
student life ranging from acaathletic teams will
still
have
roll-back
The first ev n
hel

Colonel wrestlers who
ploce but
did
an
· g job were Brian
Frank Castano,
and
Neal. All three had to
top-notch competitors in
round. In the case of
IX! Neal, both wrestled up

have
participated
in
competitions in the Wilkes gym.
Top teams in wrestling, such as
Oklahoma and Oregon, have
come to Wilkes to compete.
"All the Wilkes Opens are
special events, people come
from all over to participate,"
commented Reese. "At the reunion (Reese's 35th on February
27) a lot of the old wrestlers
were here, they all said it would
be hard to see [the gym] go

bleachers similar to the ones in
the old gym.
"The actual
competition space won't be bigger, so I hope to have the same
kind of competition atmosphere.
It won't be big and impersonal."
The ~Id gym held many
memories for Dean of Student
Affairs
Emeritus
George
Ralston.
The old gym has a
special
meaning
to
Dean
Ralston.
"I drew the original
plans for the gymnasium," He

a weight class. Coach Reese felt
all three did a great job and
gained valuable experience for
next season.
In two weeks, Mejias and
Rome will both write the final
chapters of their outstanding
careers at Wilkes when they

travel to Iowa State for Natt
als.
In next week's Be
we'll
interview Dennis
Craig about their outs
careers at Wilkes and their fl
ings concerning the Nati
competition.

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demics to athletics. It was where
we first met the students and
where we last saw them."
Even though the destruction
of the old gym may sadden some
people, ihe new gym's benefits
will far outweigh the loss. "The
new facility will have the
biggest impact on the students
of Wilkes College," stated Coach
Reese. "All of the students will
benefit.
Everyone will have
their own practice areas and there
will be more room for recreation
and intramurals. A new weight
and wellness room will be great
for the students at Wilkes. The
new gym will also help in
recruiting. The facility will be
bigger and more impressive. It
is also the first time Wilkes will
have a wrestling room."
The new gymnasium will
have a noticeable impact for
recruiting purposes.
Reese explained that a lot of the high
school students who are interested in wrestling are coming
from high schools with much
larger gym facilities
then
Wilkes presently has.
"I don't think everyone realizes just how good [the gym]
will be when it is completed,"
stated Reese.
"For
38
years
the
gymnasium served the college."
Dean Ralston stated.
"It will
remain in the memories of countless- students and faculty.
The
facility has greatly augmented
and facilitated the educational
program here at Wilkes." But,
he says, "we've got to progress.
n · doesn't meet the needs
adequately of our educational
efforts today.
Students, current
and
future,
need
another facility that will better
meet the needs of the times.
New things are being added that
we didn't have."
Dean Ralston summed up the
gym this way:
"If we get as ·
much service from the new gym- \ \
nasium as we did from the old,
the new building will be
sustaining a tradition."
According to these two
people, it is clear that the structure that once stood proud and
tall on South Franklin Street was
a very special part of Wilkes
College and its tradition.

�March 10, 1988

Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA
18766

No. 19

Rome and Mejias headed for Nationals

Colonels finish fourth at Easter
by Bill Kem

wrestler he felt should have
placed
was
Marc
Palanchi.
Coach John Reese was Palanchi wrestled well, and it
concerned about how his team was the best effort of his career
would fare in last weekend's at Wilkes.
But with twelve
EIWA tournament, since he felt seconds remaining and Palanchi
his team was a stronger dual- holding
a
4-0
lead
over
meet team
then tournament Princeton's
Paul
Dzenitis,
team.
The Colonels finished tragedy struck.
Dzenitis took
fourth in the very competitive Palanchi down and eventually
event
went on to win the match.
Wilkes had one champion,
The
highlight
of
the
Craig Rome, in the 167 pound tournament was Rome's match.
class, and Dennis Mejias finish- He successfully defended his title
ed runner-up in the 118 pound with a 5-4 victory over Cornell's
division.
Four other Colonels Andy Rice. "Craig wrestled well;
were place-winners.
he did a solid job," stated Reese.
Coach Reese was very pleas- "Winning a championship is ,a
ed with his team's performance. great accomplishment, but re"The kids rose to the occassion; peating is an even greater
it was great to have six place- accomplishment."
winners, but we should have had
"I'm very pleased to get the
seven," commented Reese. The pressure off; it was much harder

Colonel of
the Week

defending my title," commented
Rome. Rome didn't have many
problems in reaching the finals.
In the first round he recorded a
technical fall over
Princeton's
Jong
Gluckow.
In
the
quarterfinal match he defeated
Navy's Ron Neff, 9-2.
In the
semifinal match Rome defeated
Rutger's Tim Anderson 4-1. "I
wasn't too worried about my
competition, but the semifinal
match was important because it
assured me a trip back to
nationals," commented Rome.
Rome has been named
number one at Eastems for three
out of the past four years, and
he has silently compiled one of
the best records in Wilkes' history.
Rome is very excited
about
his
second
trip
to
Nationals.
"I feel more confident this year, more experienced and confident," Rome
said, 'Tm going for it all!"
If an award for determination
were given out, it would have to
go to Mejias.
Although he
placed second to the first-ranked
118
pound
wrestler,
East
Stroudsburg's Jack Cuvo, Mejias
showed everyone that he would
be a force to be reckoned with at
Nationals this year.
"Dennis had a great tournament; he recorded technical falls
over his first two opponents,"
stated Reese.
Mejias's road to
the finals started with consecutive technical falls over
Harvard's Todd Cameron and
Columbia's Chuck Boyle. There

was a little irony in the semifinal match. Saturday's newspaper had an article · about
Syracuse's Jirn Fussell, and in
the article Fussell was quoted as
saying, ''I'll have Mejias for
breakfast and Cuvo for dinner."
In the semifinal match Mejias
jumped to a 7-0 lead, but let his
emotions get in the way and got
caught in a move. "I got
anxious; I tried to take his head
off and it made the match close,"
Mejias continued, "I got rude."
Mejias went on to post a 10-7
victory over Fussell.
Then came the rematch with
Cuvo. Mejias probably wrestled
his best match of the year, but
poor officiating cost him the
match.
"Dennis
outwrestled
Cuvo, but the referee took the
match away from him" stated
Reese. Mejias started the match
by taking down Cuvo, he then
tilted Cuvo but the referee never
gave Mejias any points for the
move.
"Dennis took down
Cuvo, and that shocked me, then
he turned Cuvo and no points
were given," Reese related, "The
referee did a terrible job because
in his eyes that can't be done to
Cuvo." Cuvo then scored four
points on a questionable call to
end the first period, taking a 4-2
lead.
During the rest of the
match Mejias was called for three
potentially dangerous moves and
Cuvo went on to win 6-3. Even
though he lost to Cuvo, Mejias
was happy with his performance.
"I wrestled better than I thought,

I kept my head together
some things I usually
take people down," c
♦ Mejias.
But Mejias f~
referee would have called
the outcome would
different "I know I
won; he didn't win the
lost it," stated Mejias.
Mejias will go IO
for the third time and
better last year's eig!G
finish. "I feel I can
have to keep my head
and hopefully meet up
again!"
Wilkes had four
men who showed
fonnances in the
Ron Miller, Frank
and Steve Schannauer d
fourth in their respecti\'C
classes, and Mike
participating in his fll!l
tournament, finished sixth.
Coach Reese stated
very hard to wrestle an
twice, and the truth
became evident in
matches. At 134, Milkr
East Stroudsburg's A
5-3, but Nieves won
in the consolation
Goldowski defeated F
Johnson, 6-4, but Jo
back to defeat Go!
Schannauer lost IO
champion John Devine,
then lost
the
finals 3-2
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Five Wilkes players
•
MAC rankings
cited ID
Five Wilkes College basketball players -- three from the
men's team and two from the women's team -- finished the 198788 season as members of the
Middle Atlantic Conference statistical leaders.
Sophomore
Jim
Nolan
averag-ed 21.3 points a game and
was the second best scorer in the
MAC Northern Division. Nolan
finished this season with 524
points,
becommg
the
third

Colonel ever to exceed 500 in a
single season.
Dave Argentati, a sophomore from Phillipsburg, N.J.,
placed fourth in the three point
category with a total of 32.
Senior Jeff Steeber placed
10th
in
the
rankings
in
rebounding, averaging
7.3 rebounds a game. Steeber became
the 13th player in Wilkes history to hit the 1000 mark.
Two Lady Colonels, both

freshman, were cited
top players in the
Miller is ranked £
three-point goals and
percentage. Miller
point shots and
percent of her foul
Kovaleski finished I
rankings with a .496
percentage in field goal\
Congratulations .,
on their fine perfi
the 1987-88 season.

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                    <text>March 10, 1988
Vol. XL

No.19
...

ster
k:ept my head together
me things I usually
:e people down,"
:jias.
But Mejias fi
eree would have cal
outcome would
ferent "I know I
n; he didn't win the
: it," stated Mejias.
Mejias will go to
the third time and
er last year's ei
sh.
"I feel I can
e to keep my head
hopefully meet up
n!"
Wilkes had four
who showed
1ances in the
Miller, Frank
Steve Schannauer
h in their respecti
es,
and
Mike
~ipating in his
iament, finished sixth.
Coach Reese stated
.hard to wrestle an
:, and the truth
ne
evident
in
1es. At 134, Mil
Stroudsburg's
but Nieves won
he consolation
,wski defeated F
on, 6-4, but Jo
to defeat Gold
nauer lost
,ion John
lost in
3-2 to

Wilkes College Wilkes-Barr~ PA

March 17, 1988

sitation Day proves to be successful
Saturday, March 12,
Day provided prosstudents a chance to get
of Wilkes College. The
began at 9:30am and
until about 3:30 in the
of the students came
nsylvania, New Jersey,
York. About 650-700
were present at the
There were refreshand informal meetings,
IKl/or tours, and departmeetings.
President
and Bernard Vinovrski,
llmissions, spoke at the
that was held in the
Dickson Darte Center.
Guffrovich, dean of adDr. Robert Heaman,
. James Rodechko spoke
students at the meeting
Geis Hall. Most of the
who were present had
~lied to the College.
students present were

informed about the various opportunities available at Wilkes.
They were told about the summer
porgram available to marginal •
students and the intensive orientation program for incoming
freshman. The students were also told that the new gym will be
completed in January of 1989.
Requirements for accep!ance
into the college were stated.
This gave the incoming students
who have not yet applied a
chance to get started on it.
Kim Alansky was in charge
of Saturday's activities. She felt
very positive about the day. "It
was perfect, a beautiful day. We •
couldn't have worked it any
better."
All of the help given
by the people involved stu
dents, faculty, and administration •
was greatly appreciated by thl
admissions office.
More students showed up at this year's ·
Visitation Day than have eve
been present before. The admis
The weather WM warm as a group
sions office viewed it as a
relatives visited the Wilkes College Campus.
positive sign.

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accompanied

''The Frog Prince''
by Michele Broton

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rding to John Chwalek of the admissions office, the crowd was the largest
history of the college.
A Judith Clark from Ocean City New Jersey said she
l'iginally from this area and attended G.A.R. high school.
Her son, Jim, is
editor of the Ocean City High School newspaper and ranks 6th in a class of
Jim said that Chwalek's persistant phone calls impressed him.
He said this
him that Wilkes was really interested in him.
John Caruso and his
Jean from Tunkhannock were im ressed b small size of the campus.

The Wilkes College theater
department will present a children's play, "The Frog Prince,"
for local elementary schools on
March 17th and 18th. The show,
which is student directed and performed, will run at 10 am on
both days, and about 800 grade
school children are expected to
attend.
Michelle Palmieri, the dirctor of the show, chose the play
as an independant study project.
Palmieri, a senior theater major,
is also in charge of the show's
numerous props and costumes.
The cast consists
of Bob
Wachowski as the Frog Prince,
Maureen O'Hara as Princess
Tavia, Ed Buonocore as Olaf the
guard, Andrea J. Kochera as
Nannycoo and Rob Johansen as
the Snake.
Johansen is also
stage manager of the production.
Dr. Michael O'Neill; theater
director, is producing the show,
and Karl Ruling is Technical
Director.
Scott Werbin is in

charge of lighting.
The production will be presented for the children free of
cost. Palmieri believes that "The
Frog Prince" will help children
learn about theater and help
those who are working on the
show to better understand the
concept of children's theater.
According to Palmieri, the free
production is "a good move to
get children interested in theater
at a young age."

In~ide this issue:

Wilkes to an outsider p.2
Gym budget cut p.3
Circle K Convention p.3
NCAAfever p.9

Ready for baseball p.11
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PAGE TWO

Editorial

A pawn in their 1:ame

What can
you offer

Better than no
gym at all?

Wilkes?
Visitation Day took place this past weekend. The event gave
prospective Wilkes College students the chance to look at the
school, to see what Wilkes has to offer them. Watching the
students mill around the campus on Saturday gave me a chance to
reflect on just what those students visiting Wilkes mean to the
school. It may be hard to realize, but each student who comes on
this campus, who entertains the thought of coming to Wilkes-every student who does, in fact, decide to come here--has a chance
to help shape the direction in which Wilkes College is heading.
Many changes are in store for Wilkes over the next few years.
These are changes that many of us, as students, will never see--for
example, university status. These changes, although they will not
play a direct part in our education, will play a direct role in the
education of future Wilkes graduates.
Why should this be
important to us?
Although ceFtainly our primary reason for
attending college is to learn (right?), learning in the classroom
should not be our only goal.
When we consider our college education, just what do we
believe Wilkes has done for us? Even more importantly, what
have we done for Wilkes? Many times we answer these questions
t~ quickly: -~ilkes gives us an education. We, in return, give
Wilkes our tu1t1on money. And on a very basic level, that is the
case. Perhaps this attitude is all too common, but it is not a
healthy attitude. One of the most important goals of our education
is ~o learn t~ interact with our environment and our society on a
vanety of different levels. One of these levels incorporates the
aforementioned point. Have we, as students, learned not only how
to study and how to pass tests but also how to put this learning to
use? Have we used our sharpened intelligence to add anything to
the atmosphere--academic, social, cultural--at Wilkes? Or have we
been the equivalent of collegiate slugs?
This improvement of the atmosphere at Wilkes does not even
necessarily have to come from any. great affection for the school.
In fact, many times the mosvconstructive additions and changes
m~de at the school come from a definite need, from a displeasure
with the status quo. With all the changes administrators and
boards are making, isn't it time that students thought about what
they can add to Wilkes to make- it a better place for future
students?
Granted, student change is hard to motivate. After all
listening to students isn't exactly top priority for those i~
command. We, after all, cannot donate vast amounts of money to
the school to implement change. That fact, however, should not,
and does not m~e our voice any less important in the shaping of
the future of this _College. If you are displeased with university
~tatus, let someone know. If you think things need to be changed
m the dorms, speak out. And if you don't want to speak out there
is one thing that you can do to help shape the future of Wilkes
College.
Bust your butt and study--improve the academic
atmosphere. Everything else is just so much window dressing.
Yes, after graduation we leave Wilkes behind and enter the
real world, but do we ever truly leave behind the impressions (even
scars) that our ct&gt;llege education leaves us with?
Watching the students walk across campus I wondered what ·
these.
students were thinking ' about the school. Were they
focusmg on the lovely and beautiful surface of Wilkes College?
No doubt Wilkes looks like one hell of a school. We are blessed
with beautiful architecture, a gym-in-progress, a bell tower,
improving development, the prospect of university status.
That
alone would be enough to sway some borderline students. But
more importantly, are students coming here and thinking about
substance? Are they asking the all-important questions:
What
can Wilkes, as a school, offer me? What can I offer it?
Have we asked ourselves these questions?

by M. E. Evers

equipment would certainly be
welc0me for gym dances or
lunchc:ons. (I can only assume
that's why a kitchen was planned
at all.) Take it from someone
who's helped at a few gym
parties: the kitchen in the old
gym was scummy, to say the
least.
And the divider curtain,
white it seems at first to serv~ a
somewhat
Victorian
purpose
(why separate sexes in a co-ed
gym?), would have had a more
utilitarian purpose: two coaches
shouting instructions at two
separate teams which are playing
with two sets of basketballs
probably gets more than a little
confusing. At least if the curtain
were there, both teams could

practice
have to schedule practice
each other.
But the other ~
are being axed from the
are the ones that really
me.
They're cutting
mats, new weights for the
room, 15,000 bleacher
handball courts.
Think about this
moment. First of all, one
purposes (l always th
building the bigger gym
have improved seating
sporting events. Makes a
sense t-J cut seating, doesn\
Also, Wilke~ wa~
t,he id~a that this gym

All right, all right, so I
I promised you last week
that I wasn't going to harp on
the gym for the rest of the
semester. The gym won't be the
belltower of the spring semester,
I said.
Oh well.
Even Beacon
columnists
make
mistakes
(occasionally).
I did intend
never to menti.on bad things
about the gym again. I really
did. But that was before I read
last week's Beacon
editorial
about features being cut in the
new gym.
(Yes, someone
actually does
read Beacon
editorials.)
Continued
Since
then,
I've
,.,.,.,.,. ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
(through the grapevine, if you
will) exactly which features are
being cut from the gym plans.
VOL. XL No. 19 March 17, 1988
And I am, to be quite blunt,
pissed off.
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
Advisor-Tom Bigler
I'd heard the sauna was
News Editors -Kim Klimek
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
going to be cut. No problem.
-Amy Braun
-Wendi Harve,
That's a luxury item anyway, as
Sports
Editors-Lisa
Miller
Photography
Editors-Beth
far as I'm concerned. Sure, it
-Bill Kern
-Donna Yedlock
would've been nice, but I don't
Copy Editor-Eddie Lupico
Business Manager-Joel Fo
think the athletic program will
Ad Managers- Kathy L. Harris
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph I
suffer too much without it, as
Staff Writer- Bullstradarnos 'The all knowing Bovine"
long as there are hot showers.
,
But then I found out what
other features are being cut. And • Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, Bill Barber, Kathy H
that's when more than
Mac Arthur, Nancy Hautz, Gladys deLeon, Karen Murphy,
annoyance began to set in.
Broton, Dave Kaszuba.
They're cutting out kitchen
equipment. And a divider curtain
to separate the gym during male
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters
female basketball practice.
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are
First, although · I'm still
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College.
bemused by the idea that people
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to
would want to eat, not exercise,
must be signed to insure validity.
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in the gym, I think new kitchen
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PAGE THREE

budget has been cut
,er.
t the other fi
g axed from the
ones that really
They're cutting
~w weights for
5,000 bleacher
courts.
nk about this
. First of all,
; (I always th
the bigger gym
improved
sea ·
events. Makes
cut seating, doesn't
o, Wilkes was
1 that this gym

Continued

ll
17, 1988

Tom Bigler
iditors-Lee Morrell
-Wencli Harv
phy Editors-Beth
lonna Yedlock

vine"

ring semester
iews expressed
on or the Coll

Work has now officially
oo the new gym, and the
·ng ceremonies have
laken place. Students of
College students are anthe finished product.
gym that was promised
· g is not actually the
is now materializing.
to a faculty meeting
lllllllber of weeks ago, the
oo the gym has been cut.
I is now only working
$5 million budget
Board of Trustees met
that they would have
a cut-off point as far as
lflC concerned. The plans
new gym are going to
'1 balance out with the
finances. The Board dellw it is only reasonable
about $5 million · in
so this is the amount
plat on working with.
t of money has never
· by the school before.
et has been reduced
lfl million.
on the

u

gym was delayed a year because
not enough starting money was
available. This spring, 40% of
the starting money was available, so construction has begun.
Cutting the budget has had
several effects on the final product that students were expecting.
Several parts of the gym have
been postponed until donations
come in.
Those parts being
postponed are: wrestling mats,
15,000 bleacher seats,
new
weights for the weight room, a
sauna, kitchen equipment, and a
divider curtain to separate the
gym during male/female basketball practices. These parts of the
gym, according to John Reese
and Dr. Stephan Tillman, will be
added as soon as possible. The
handball courts that were in the
original floor plan of the gym
are being completely eliminated.
This is because the courts would
cost $200-250,000, and also
because they take up a lot, of
space. The cost of the courts
continued to rise when estimated,
so they were no longer feasible.
The Board was quite disappo_inted when it came to cutting

Demolition of the old gym continues.
the budget, but they felt it was
something that had to be done.
Tillman said, "When the money
isn't there, it can't be used."

ircle K hosts Convention

Reese said, "We wanted to build
everything that was in the
original floor plan, but it was
all a matter of finances.
The

building will be great when it is
done. I think students will be
pleased. "

Judge Flannery to speak
by Dave Kaszuba

The honorable J. Harold
Hannery, Jr. will. serve as keynote speaker at Wilkes College's
Pre-Law Day under direction of
John Chwalek, assistant dean of
admissions on April 7. The day's
activities will focus on educational opportunities available
to students who are interested in
pre-law at Wilkes College. In
addition to Judge Flannery, several Wilkes alumni who are prestigious in the field of law will be
available to share information
with students.
Flannery, a 1955 Wilkes college graduate, has served as an
associate justice on the Massachusetts Superior Court since
1984. He earned his law degree
from the University of Pennsylvania in 1958.
While
attending
Wilkes,
Jrom It to rt.:
Steve Morris, past president;
Mike Fender, past
"d
t
Flannery
was
very
active
in both
I
0
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Forlenza, past lieutennant governor; Robert
r an o, pres, en ;
ftaSUl"er; Dr. Philip Tuhy, advisor.
!theater and debate. During his
i , . . . . . - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1 junior year, he played Saines,
key clubs. Circle K members ball marathon, haunted house, the lead in Henrik Ibsen's "The
develop organizational and leader- phone-a-than and food sales. Master Builder."
According to
College hosted the ship skills and provide service to They have also provided assist- Alfred Groh, Wilkes theater
ual Pennsylvania Dis- the campus and local non-profit ance to the American Red Cross director from 1947-77, the role
is very demanding. Groh said,
le K Convention last organizations while making new at blood drives.
Joseph O'Brien serves as the "Nick (as Flannery is called) was
There were 213 par- friends. Meetings are held every
Wilkes
and
King's
College a fine, magnetic performer who
in the three-day event. Tuesday at 11am in SLC 318.
Wilkes Circle K has raised Kiwanis advisor to Circle K. worked very hard."
Reflecting
111 the second highest
level in the Convention's money for the American Cancer Philip Tuhy serves as faculty ad- on Flannery's success in the
Society, American Heart Assoc- visor for Wilkes College Circle · legal field, Groh added, "He
111&lt;1)'.
K is a college - based iation, Channel 44, and other K as well as lieutenant governor surely has enhanced the reputation of Wilkes."
· , affiliated with local non-profit organizations through
Continued on p.5
As a debator, the judge
Clubs and high school fundraising projects like a volley-

garnered many awards. Teaming
with James Neveras, he led
Wilkes to a third place finish in
the 1954 John Hopkins Debate
as well as a second place finish
in the 1955 National Tournament
held at West Point.
Flannery
also won The Bucknell Cup as
the top speaker at Bucknell
University's 1954 Good Neighbor Tournament.
Following his graduation
from law school, Flannery first
worked for the Civil Rights
Division of the U.S. Department
of Justice in Washington, D.C.
While there (from 1958- 70), he
held
the pos1uon
of trial
attorney, then deputy section
chief, and finally section chief.
Over the next four years,
Flannery served as deputy director and later acting director at
the Center for Law and Education,
Harvard University, Cambridge,
Massachusetts. After returning to
'Washington in 1974, he held the
post
of
National
Director,
Lawyers Committee for Civil
Rights Under Law.
In 1975, he became a
partner in the firm of Foley,
Hoag and Eliot in Boston, where
he remained until taking his
current seat on the Massachusetts
Superior Court
Chwalek said, "We're extremely happy to have Judge
Flannery taking , part in Pre-Law
Day. He is certainly a credit to
the college."

�BACCHUS has
"Safe Rides"
by Gladys deLeon
and Karen M111phy

The
Contest:
Domino's Pizza will
award free:

1st Prize:
20 Large pizzas and
$40.00 cash for
liquid refreshment
2nd Prize:
10 Large pizzas and
S20.00 cash for
liquid refreshment
Prizes go to the two
dorms that order the most
pizza (per person) starting
3/1 /88 to 3/31 /88
Larger Dorms will be
split into floors.
1st &amp; 2nd Prizes will be
awarded at both Wilkes &amp;
King 's College

mercials" throughout
during which speakers
vide information oo
Have you ever been too awareness. Teams can
tipsy to trust yourself or · your both dorm and co
friends to drive home? A new dents, faculty and
organization on campus has anyone else wishing to
come up with an answer to this There will be 4 playas
problem.
The Wilkes College and a total of 8 lmL
chapter of the nationwide group, _winning team will
BACCHUS
(Boost
Alcohol prize.
More info
Consciousness
Concerning ceming rules and wheie
Health of University Students), up will be posted.
has arranged a contract between
BACCHUS org ·
the deans of the college and a on college and univ ·
local cab company to pick up puses nationwide. They
Wilkes students at nightclubs education and awareness
and bars in the Wilkes-Barre effects of alcohol.
area.
growing problem of
The "Safe Rides" program related accidents oo
will provide a ride back to the campuses -- Wilkes •
Wilkes College campus or the BACCHUS understands
immediate area at the expense of dents are going to drint,
the college. When the students members of the club,
are picked up they will have to students, want their c
prove that they are Wilkes be aware of its affecrs
College students. They will also bodies. BACCHUS is
have to sign a receipt that will ciated
with
the
be returned to the officers of Disciplinary Boai:d, i
BACCHUS for bookkeeping re- of students who
cords.
The names of those promoting responsible
students that use "Safe Rides" Last semester BACC
will be kept confidential. These ized Monday Night
names will not be released to the be watched on wide
deans or any person in the with free hot dogs
administration.
This program served. There was a
will be effective for the Fall about 25-30 students al
Semester 1988, after the legal- There was also a £
ities have been worked out. with a ten dollar irizt
Below is a short questionnaire to winner. The winner t
be filled out and dropped into a be sophomore Tom H
box located near the Beacon hope that with SUPi
rack in Stark lobby.
more students and f~
Next week, BACCHUS, a grams like this will t,e
group that promotes responsible the future. If you
drinking, is planning a "Win, more information, plea
Lose, or Draw" competition. It to club meetings, which
will be held in Stark lobby on 'every Thursday at II:
March 22 and 24, during club Hollenback Hall, or
hours. The plllpOse of this com- Health
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all deliveries made
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name and address.

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Limited delivery area.
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2. Any large pizza with
3 or more toppings wlll
be counted twice.

3. The winning group's
name wlll be published
in the school newspaper.
4. The location and time
of the party will be
convenient to both the
winners &amp; Domino's Pizza
5. The pizzas for prizes
will be one-item pizzas.
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was promoted to the rank of of PA District Kiwanis. Both are
members of the Wilkes-Barre
Career Minister.
Kiwanis
Club.
Prior to his appointment as
Last weekend, members from
Ambassador to the U.S.S.R.,
Malcolm Toon served as U.S. twenty-four Circle K clubs from
Amabassador to Israel from June across the state gathered in the
1975, and from June 1969 to Sheraton-Crossgates motel for
October 1971 as U.S. Ambass- the District Convention. Those
ador to Czechoslovakia. Previous in attendance recognized key
service included assignments to Circle K members, attended workembassies in Warsaw, Budapest, shops, remembered past leaders,
Rom~, London, Moscow (twice) met other members and attended
The convention
and the Department of State as social events.
Director of Soviet Affairs in also offered new members a
1965-68 and Deputy Assistant chance to meet other members
Secretary of State for European and observe the political processes of the club's government.
Affairs in 1968-69.
Wilkes is part of the AnthHe served in Moscow from
racite
Division of Circle K. Jill
December 1976 to October 1979.
He was awarded the Department Sowa, a junior accounting major
from Wilkes, was nominated and
ln 1965 he received the of State's Distinguished Honor elected to the office of District
ent's Superior
Honor Award in November, 1979. He Treasurer over Don Bowman, Jr.,
and on July 18, 1973, he was the first holder of the Allis- an economics major from Penn
Chalmers Distinguished Chair in
International Relations at Mar- State University Park. Sowa also
served as convention chairquette University in 1982.
person.
She won the following
Toon is now retired and is
serving as Director of Mc awards: the Jack O'Carroll Award
Kesson, Inc. He is a member of for Outstanding Club Treasurer,
the Board of Trustees at Tufts and the Robert F. Cassel Award
University and a member of the for Outstanding District Board
Board of Visitors at the Fletecher Member.
Colleen
Forlenza,
junior
School of Law and Diplomacy.
Toon's lecture will be open marketing major and lieutenant
governor of the Anthracite Divto the public, free of charge.
ision of Circle K, won the Ted
Brookhouser Award for Out-

Im Toon, former U.S.
dor to the U.S.S.R., will
at Wilkes College's Dane
for the Performing Arts
y, March 22 at 8 pm,
gue.st of the 1988 Max
Lecture Series in Law and
"e.s.
1980, the Honorable Max
celebrated his ten th
a judge of the
Appeals for the
That year, in
"tion of the anniversary
die "appreciation for his
contributions to the field
, the United States judsystem, and to the quality
in the Commonwealth of

The Peace Corps
on exhilara1ing two
rexperience that
llasta lifetime.
Working at a
tessional level that
inarily might take
rs of apprenship back home,
unteers find the
eer growth they're
ing for and enjoy
unique experience
the developing
Id.
lnternationa I
sand government
encies value the
:sand knowledge
stered during
ce Corps service.

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Circle K Convention
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Colleen Forlenza, past It. governor, and Jill Sowa,
past club treasurer won district board awards.
standing District Board Member.
Diane
Paltanavage,
past
Wilkes Circle K secretary, woa
an award for distinguished secretary. Wilkes also won a first
place interclub award.
At the Circle K meeting
Tuesday, O'Brien said, "In the
closing ceremony, I should have
thanked you people for the

amount of work you did. The
work done by all Circle K clubs
was outstanding.
Wilkes-Barre
Kiwanians who usually were not
involved, participated."
As Robert Orlando, Circle K
president, cut a slice of birthday
cake for Tuhy after the meeting,
Tuhy said to members, "You
done good."

Guy/girl relationships at Wilkes
by Rob Mac Arthur
and Nancy Houtz

"Sex and love, Guys play at
love to get sex, and girls play at
sex to get love," said Steve
Bardsley.
"Everyone wants the other
to make the first move," said
Mike Morgan.
"College is the best time to
get to know a lot of people
instead of getting too serious
about only one person," said
Jean
Rodeohko,
a
junior

psychology major.
"Most . guys and girls get
along with each other. If there's
someone you're interested in, it's
usually easy to get to know the
person because of the social
environment,"
Marcie
said
Kreinces.
"According to popular beliefs the woman has traditionally
been the one who wants a longterm relationship and the man

has been accused of being the
one wanting the one night
stands--but I don't think that
really takes place anymore. Now
it seems that relationships depend on the person or individual
beliefs instead of the original
stereotyping,"
said
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Guinosso.
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very
casual,"
said
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PAGE SIX

New-age _guitarist, David Cullen, to play
at Wilkes
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by Lee Morrell

If you combine classical and
jazz guitar, what do you get?
Don't answer that question until
you hear the sounds of Windham
Hill
recording
artist,
David
Cullen. Cullen will weave his
"magical spell" over Wilkes next
Wednesday night at 8:00 in the
CPA.
This show is a special
Wednesday installment of the
Saturday night SubSet.
Cullen is a 1981 graduate of
the Hartt school of music.
A
year earlier he was a winner of
the Connecticut Young Artists
Competition. His New York debut was in the 1985 International
Guitar Festival sponsored by the
Anerican Institute of Guitar.
He has also toured with the
Windham Hill Summer Concert
tour in 1986, which featured
Windham Hill stars Michael
Hedges, Will Ackerman, and
Shadowfax. Cullen was feature,
in many cities doing a duet witi.

Try something
new for the
Spring of ·ss
join the Wilkes
College
Aowing Club!
Tuesday at
11am in room
166 (Stark).

Will Ackerman, the president of works by little-known composer
Windham
Hill,
on
"Hawks and oboist, Jill Haley, some
Circle."
Cullen often performs Towner pieces and "time-honored ·
with Windham Hill recording preludes, fugues , and allegros" by
Bach.
artist Phil Aaberg.
He will more than likely
Cullen's work can be heard
on at least three different al- spice that up with a touch of
bums. The first album was also "wild classical jazz compohis first solo venture, "Vacation sitions," such as Britten's "MetaConversation." The album con- morphoses after Ovid," works by
sists of two Cullen originals, jazz guitarist Pat Metheny and
three pieces by J .S. Bach, and pieces by jazz-fusion keyboardist
two works by Ralph Towner - Russ Ferrante.
Of course, there is Chick
- who also wrote the liner notes.
Corea.
Cullen performs a selecTowner says, "David Cullen is a
tion
of
tunes
by this "jazz pianogifted young guitarist whose
trammg in interpretation and composer giant." Some of these
improvisation give him special are "500 . Miles High," "Tones
insight to the performances on For Joan's Bones" and "Spain," a
this recording." Soundboard calls song that was recorded and
it "absolutely first-rate!"
The elevated to "hit status" by vibraother two albums are the 1986 harpist Gary Burton and Corea.
This show ought to be one
and 1987 Windham Hill Guitar
of
the
MANY highlights of the
Samplers. Although they are not
solo albums, Cullen did make a semester. Try not to miss this
one, it will be at 8:00pm in the
significant contribution to both.
CPA,
and is being brought to
Some things to expect from
you
by
the Programming Board.
Cullen's concert would be some

The impossible worlds of M.C.
Escher come to Sordoni
by Nancy Houtz and
Lee Morrell

something he did poorly with as
a student. . Escher explains, "The
ideas that are basic to [the
prints] often bear witness to my
amazement and wonder at the
laws of nature which operate the
world around us . . . By keenly
confronting the enigmas that
surround us . . . I ended up in the
realm of mathematics."
The collection that will be
in Sordoni shows a variety of
his work ranging from his early
days in Italy to his first "idea"
drawings that he based on
symmetry. The prints have been

arranged
chronological
to
"demonstrate the progression of
Escher's ideas, although he often
returned to an earlier theme for
later image,'" said Sordoni director, Judith O'Toole.
As you wander through the
gallery you will see different
types of art that can create a different idea to each person. As the
art work is viewed, you can come
up with different thoughts for
every painting and it was apparent that many other people were
coming up with their own ideas
as they viewed them. The form

a

of art that is done by
not only creative to
victual mind, but it
think.
This was ·
done by Escher because
ed the difference of his
the reactions they
many people.
The only way 10
what each of his prillls
you, is to get over
Sordoni Art Gallery,
cated on the first Dom
Stark Leaming Centri,
out these wonders of
ical art, or is that artisti':

From March 6 through April
3, in the Sordoni Art Gallery,
you will be able to find art work
by M.C. Escher. Escher's works
are intriguing and definitely
mind bending. The disorienting
qualities cause one's mind to extend and explore.
Mauritis Cornelius Escher
was born in the Netherlands in
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Pawn
1924, Escher married the daughContinued from p. 2
ter of a wealthy Russian manufacturer. With his financial securhelp to promote a love fN life- ity, Escher could travel and conlong fitness in its students. ,·~ntrate on his art work. Escher
Handnall's a life sport.
I can did not market his prints or becertainly see where eliminating come involved with artistic cirhandball courts would help to cle". He was content to work priinstill
a
sense of . health- va1dy and keep to himself.
consciousness in Wilkes grads.
In
1938
Escher
went
And worst of all, why arc through a change in his work
wrestling mats and new weights which was partly caused by his
being cut out? I don't know, but move from Italy. He said about
it seems to me that putting old this change, "Ideas came into my
mats and old weights in a brand mind quite unrelated to graphic
spanking new gym is a little art, notions which so fascinated
like putting new wine in olJ me that I longed to communicate
bottles.
Besides, it's a little them to other people.
This
scnsckss to spend millions of could not be achieved through
::!0llars on a building and words, for these thoughts were
begrudge the expense of a few not literary ones, but mental
hundred bucks for a new barbell images of a kind that can only
or two.
; be made comprehensible to
That's it.
I'm done now. others by presenting them as
No more complaining about the visual images."
So, Escher
gym. I won't mention it again. turned to mathematics and formed
Ever. I promise.
new ideas.
After all, a featureless gym
His prints then began to
is better than none at all, right?
illustrate mathematical theories, Above is one of the many mind boggling works by M.C. Escher on display at the Sordoni gallery

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leaving shortly.
Capricorn- Think seriously about this: When was the last time
you actually had some real fun? If the answer is "a long time ago,"
boy are you going to be happy. Be prepared

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a good filling station and get some premium, babe. Well, in case
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out of energy.

Aries- Please, slow down. You are working way too hard. You
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valuable time.
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just have--for a long time I might add-- A very not so very undiswell
week. Ha, a confusing one too.

Scorpio- Somebody loves you very much, and it may seem that
they still do no matter what you do. If you love them please be a
little less cruel.

�PAGE EIGHT

March 17, 1988

WCLH

B.C. Beshore

--

remember the name!

B.C. has a partnership in
Ultrasound DJ's Inc. with Mike
and
Rick
Praetzel.
Here he is ladies and gentle- Dudak
men, B.C. Beshore! He is a 19 Praetzel was B.C.'s high school
year old freshman from Saylors- teacher who funded the mobile DJ
burg, Pennsylvania, and he is ma- company in November of 1986.
joring in business administration They have invested over $10,000
with a minor in communications. in state of the art equipment.
B.C.
Beshore
(Bret
Colby DJ's usually only have records,
Beshore) works for the WCLH but Ultrasound has their own sysradio station, but he is unlike the • tem with records and lights.
other DJ's at the station; B.C. B.C. says, "We are a nightclub
on wheels.''
The mobile comowns a mobile DJ company.
by Wendi Harvey

B.C. Beshore doing what he does best -- mixing it up!

pany travels to schools, nightclubs, hotels, ski resorts, and
weddings to spin records.
B.C.
prefers playing for nightclubs.
B.C. told The Beacon that he
does most of the mixing for
Ultrasound.
He · explained that
mixing requires a lot of work. "I
measure how many beats per minute there are on records, then the
records get categ6rized. We mix
songs according to how many
beats they have."
When The Beacon asked
B.C. if he considered himself a
professional DJ, he replied, "No.
When I get a full time job at The
Woodlands, or some place like
that,
I will consider myself a
professional. But I'm just as
good as the well known DJ's, I
just don't have the name yet"
B.C. would like to have a
dance party held Thursday nights
on Wilkes campus. "My view of
a dance party is the hottest night
club music being played:
high
energy, some danceable top 40,
and definitely city music." B.C.
feels that a dance party is needed
to liven up the campus.
B.C. would like students surveyed to see what kind of music
they want to hear. There is a variety of music in the world such
as: jazz, rock, pop, dance,
rhythm and blues, new wave,
adult contemporary, etc..
"I
want to do something at WCLH.
Progressive music should not be
the format at the radio station.

It should be what the students
want to hear."
B.C. Beshore is a name to
be remembered. If you tune into
WCLH Tuesdays between 11 and
1pm, you can hear the talented
DJ who will someday be con-

sidered a professional.
want to hear a change rl
B.C. says, "tune in to
I love feed back. I want
phone ringing off the
want people to have a
listen to WCLH."

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7. The Alarm
8. The Cucumbers

9. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen
10. Pursuit of Happiness
11. Pajama Slave Dancers
12. ISM
13. Surf Punks
14. The Talking Heads
15. Fire Hose
16. The Mighty Lemondrops
17 Erasure
18 Government Cheese

19. Pop Will Eat!
20. Midnight Oil
21. Nova
22. Close Lobsters

23. 10,000 Maniacs
24. 7 Seconds
25. "Salvation" S
26. Flowers at Night
27. House ofFrcaks
28. Grune Theory

29. The Woodies
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A different perspective

They make me ·reel-- stupid
-by Bill Barber
My friend Bernie told me he
doesn't think there's anything to
do at Wilkes. Claims he's bored.
I went over to Miner Hall and
found him sitting in the lobby
staring at the TV.
"Bernie," I shouted over the
Mr. Rogers re-runs he was watching.
"You can't sit here and
watch kid shows all day like Don
Semyon (sorry, Don!). Let's do
something."
"There's never anything to
do at Wilkes," Bernie ~ighed.
"Sure there is," I told him.
"I'll show you.''
Bernie wasn't easily convinced, but I finally got him to
get up off the couch and give it a
whirl. I was trying to point out
that there were a number of
cultural events taking place on
the Wilkes Campus this very
week.
"Like what?" Bernie asked.
"Let's go over to the Sordoni Art Gallery," I suggested.
"There's an exhibit of the work

of M.C. Escher.''
Bernie didn't look too interested. "I hate art galleries," he
said.
"But, Bernie, I think you'll
like Escher.
He's really different.
Sort of trick-of-the-eye
kind of stuff; fish turning into
geese, people going up these endless little stairways.''
We put our coats on and
headed across campus, past the
lovely new belltower that was
chiming out Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue. We got to Stark
and went right up to the door of
the gallery. Bernie looked nervous.
"What's the matter, Bernie?"
"I don't like art galleries,
that's all," he said. "They make
me feel stupid.''
Not wishing to make Bernie
feel stupid, I opted for a different
approach.
"Okay, okay," I told him.
"How about if we walk over to
Darte. I understand Henry Taylor, the Pulitzer Prize winning
poet, is giving a reading to-

night." I was quite excited to see
that Wilkes was hosting such a
prominent man of letters who
would be making himself available to students at a reception
following the reading.
Bernie and I walked back
across campus past the belltower. The chimes were ringing
out the andante cantabile movement of Beethoven's Pathetique
Sonata.
As we got to Darte,
Bernie seemed to become apprehensive.
"What's wrong now?" I
asked as we got to the steps.
Bernie had broken out in a cold
sweat.
"I hate poetry readings,"
Bernie said. "They make me feel
stupid." He looked like a man
who was about to give birth to a
brick.
"Alright, alright," I told
him.
"Jeez, you're not easy to
please," I said.
"Well," Bernie told me, "I
know what I like."
I have an idea. There's the
new Wordsworth exhibit at the Ii-

brary. "William Wordsworth and
the Age of Romanticism," I told
him. "It's running through Apirl
15." I looked at Bernie really
hard.
"You have had English
152, haven't you?"
I asked.
"You remember Tintern Abbey
and all that?"
"I hate to read," Bernie said.
"Makes me feel stupid.''
We walked back across campus again. When we passed the
bell tower, the chimes were
peeling away at Rodgers and
Hart's "Isn't It Romantic."
As
we got to the library steps,
Bernie started to hang back.
"What is it this time,
Bernie?" I asked.
"Libraries,"
Bernie
said,
hanging on to the rail.
"They
make me feel -- stupid."
"No, Bernie," I finally said.
"It isn't libraries, or books, or
poetry readings or art galleries at
all.
It's you.
You really are
stupid!"
"Well," Bernie said.
"At
least I know what I like."

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PAGE NINE

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Show on Earth. No, I'm
lalking about
Ringling
Barnwn and Bailey CirI am, however,. talking
lhat crazy sixty-four team
known as the NCAA
I Basketball Touma-

When you
(64) you are
going to be
as well as the

invite that
more than
getting the
rest, of the
ri the NCAA Division-I
The oddsmaker's honey is
region number one seed,
The other top seeds are,
die East, top ranked
from the West, Arizona;
ire Southeast, Oklahoma.
g the conferences, the
continued its toumabid domination with six
making the field. Of these
two are in the top four of
ic~on--Pittsburgh is secdie Midwest and Syracuse
in the East. The Atlantic

Coast, with two number two's
and a three; The Big Ten, with
one top seed; Big Eight, with a
top
seed;
and
Southeastern
Conferences are all next with
five representatives.
More ·common than the
"official"
rankings
are · the
amateur handicappers who try to
pick, among many other things,
who will win, who will advance,
how many points they will
score, who will play well, and
how many pairs of shoes some
players will go through. Wilkes
college is not short of those
people who . play the guessing
game.
Here are some of their
gues--oops--predictions.
Dr.
Christopher Breiseth
President
of . the
College;
"Temple, Kentucky, Purdue, and
Arizona
Temple will win because they are a local [Pennsylvania] team."

Dr.
dean of
burgh,
BYU.
they are

James P. Rodechko,
arts and sciences: "PittsSyracuse, Arizona, and
Pitt should take it all,
well balanced."

Graduate
Nurses -

Marie Allen, associate dean
of student affairs:
"Syracuse,
Arizona,
Pittsburgh,
and
Kentucky.
Syracuse is far and
away the best team with Seikaly,
Coleman, and Sherman "The Gen_eral" Douglas. They're wonderful!" /
Ron Rainey, men's basketball · head coach: "Purdue, Syracuse, North Carolina, and BYU.
I like North Carolina, even
though I wish they had a point
guard."
Dave Martin, men's basketball assistant coach: "Purdue,
Arizona, Kentucky, and North
Carolina. Arizona will win. I'd
like to see Seton Hall win,
. however, because my sister is an
assistant coach for the Woman's
team."
Emory Guffrovich, assistant
dean of admissions:
"Purdue,
Arizona, Duke and Oklahoma.
Purdue will win because they
have three outstanding guards."
We
know
the
truth,
Mr.
Guffrovich.
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Sophomore basketball players, Jim Nolan and
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"Purdue, Michigan,
Arizona and Bradley.
[We'd]
like Arizona to take it all. they
have a good coach, and they've
never been there before."
Senior
basketball
player,
Scott Jacoby: "Purdue, Arizona,
Duke, and Louisville. Louisville
is a fan favorite of mine, but
Purdue is playing really well
right now."
Lisa Miller, Beacon sports
editor:
"Pittsburgh,
Syracuse,
.North
Carolina,
and
BYU.
Syracuse will win because they

Jim Pyrah, Former Beacon
sports editor:
"Pittsburgh, Syracuse, Oklahoma, and UNLV. The
winner will be Oklahoma in a
squeaker over Pitt."
Me: "Pittsburgh, Syracuse,
Oklahoma and North Carolina.
Pitt will beat Oklahoma by 8 in
the final to avenge an early
season defeat. Pitt's rebounding
machine Jerome Lane and senior
Charles Smith will control the
inside while freshman sensation
Sean Miller will pump in a
handful of three-pointers to bury
the Sooners."
Purdue, Pitt, Arizona and
Syracuse seem to be the crowd
favorites. Oh well, may the best
team win, and if not -- which is
generally the case -- may they
all look good in the attempt.

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Sid Halsor, instructor of
earth and environmental ·science:
"N.C. State, Temple, Arizona,
and Kentucky. I pick Temple to
win; it's just a guess."

Bill Kem, Beacon
sports
editor: "Syracuse, Arizona, Pittsburgh and Oklahoma.
Arizona
will win it, only because Notre
Dame isn't good enough, this
year."

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Ken
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assistant
professor of biology: "The highest ranked teams in each region
from The Big East; Syracuse will
win it all."

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Colonels open
hosting Divisi&lt;
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trying to catch 1
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of Artillery Park, stood
ilkes College baseball
~ head coach.
Jerry
accepted
the
on an interim basis
6is month, was hitting a
towering fly balls to a
players.
•
had arrived.
Ravitz watched his team
gh a number of drills on
, windy March afterwas well aware of the
in front of him -- a
that would begin in
th~ Sunday, March 20,
Colonels open their
by hosting Division II
g in a doubleheader at
'It's a matter of putting
a new team in a short
of time," he said.
"We
· r-laden team last year,
tt're trying to catch up."
·1e everything,
there
certain optimism in the
h's voice. But, as is
with most coaches, it
ded optimism. "There
of people here (junior

college
transfers,
especially)
from winning programs," added
Bavitz, pausing to interject some
motivation
into
the practice
session.
"Get that bat around," he
bellowed.
"That's eight swings,
lets get somelxxly else in there."
And the good old-fashioned
hootin' and hollerin' continued
amo,ng
the apparently
highspirited group he addressed.
Bavitz
then
turned
his
attention
to
assistant
coach
Brian Gorski. . An outfielder for
Wilkes from 1984-87, Gorski
drew
praise
from
Bavitz.
"Brian's going to do a great job.
He was a tremendous player - very smart -- and it should
carry over to his coaching. He
has a great rapport with the
players."
"It's great for me to stay
involved with baseball," said
Gorski, a fonner Nanticoke Area
standout.
"I really love the
game, having played it nearly all
my life."
"The club's attitude is very
good," Gorski continued, "If we
stop giving up that one big
inning and cut down on the

mental errors, we can keep our
pitchers in the game."
Falling behind early was

Assistant Coach Brian Gorski
indeed a problem last year. Once
the opposition scored a few runs
in the first couple of innings, it
was tough for the Colonels to
bounce back.
This season, with a renewed
sense of hope and a large
emphasis on fundamentals, the

ady Colonels Io o k
be competitive
Martin begins his second
bead coach of the Wilkes
!nftball team with high
agood season. He, along
&amp;!.listant coach
Tom
,are looking to guide the
els to a better record
year. Last season, the
the season at the .500
arecord of 11 wins and
while their MAC record
H With seven players
from last year's squad and
· ing newcomers, the
for good perfonnance

also play the outfield.
Melissa Kennedy, the leading
hitter for the Lady Colonels last
season, has returned and will play
third base as well as catch. Last
season's Outstanding Defensive
Player, Jill McGuire, will be
playing second base. Kelly Wandel
returns this year to play shortstop,
the position she started at for all 22
games last year. Rounding off the
returning players is Michelle
Gauthier, a sophomore outfielder

L

certainly
will
be
. If we get some good
we could be right up there
' said Coach Martin. All
from last year's squad
· . They include Ericka
die sole senior on this
. Ericka had an excellent
~n last year, and this
will pitch and play first
Bodnar, a lefthander on
was the stalwart of the
!faff last year. In addition
hing duties, Bodnar will
outfield. Rounding out
· g staff is sophomore
nak. Skrepenak will Coach Dave Martin

who has improved from last season.
Of the six newcomers, five are
freshmen and one, Lori Trombetta,
is a sophomore. Lori could fill the
hole at the catcher's position.
Angie Miller, a freshman infielder,
will be able to help the Lady
Colonels immediately at shortstop
or third base. Michelle Toth, a
lefthanded power hitter, will play
the outfield. Krista Gromalski is a
good all around player and shoul
get some playing time at first bas
and the outfield. Wendy Holden i
"a hustler who hits the ball with
power," according to Martin. Marti
Brogan, says Coach Martin, i
"improving with every practice."
Brogan plays the outfield
catches.
"We are looking forward
this season," says Martin. "Wear
all anxious to get the season
started."
The Lady Colonels'
season opens at "home against
King's College on April 7. All
their home games will be played on
the main field at Kirb Park.

team plans to improve upon its
7-15 record and 4-6 Middle
Atlantic Conference record from
1987.
Tom
Salzberg, a righthander, should anchor the pitching staff. The 6'3" senior was 26 last year with a more than
respectable
3.27 earned run
average.
According to Gorski, the
won-loss mark is deceiving.
"Tom is one of the top pitchers
in the MAC. He's got great stuff
but just failed to get the offensive support he needed."
Wyoming
Valley
West
graduate Eric Price, the team's
first baseman and cleanup hitter,
should prove valuable as a lefthanded hurler.
A number of
others are vying for spots in the
rotation as well.
Senior Bill Harries will
probably handle things behind
the plate. The catcher was third
on the club with a .446 slugging
percentage in '87 while belting
two home runs.
Providing stability in the
infield is Mike Kolbicka, a
shortstop from Hanover Area.
The sophomore will most likely

team with Bill Evanina, a
transfer from Keystone Junior
College, to fonn the double play
combination.
Both Brett Beshore and Rob
Pietrzyk look to handle the third
base chores.
The left-handed
Beshore is the - all-time leading
hitter at Pleasant Valley High
School, having compiled a .508
average.
Pietrzyk, meanwhile,
comes to Wilkes via Somerset
County College, New Jersey.
Outfielder Nelson Cantor,
who hit .294 during his junior
year, should provide leadership.
Ken · "Shakin' Bakin"' Chakon,
formerly of Luzerne County
Community College, will be
among the others to roam the
outfield grass.
When the Colonels take the
field on Sunday, Coach Bavitz
and his team hope that a blend
of veteran talent and new faces,
combined with an · intense desire
to win and a genuine enthusiasm
for the game, will yield some
positive results.
And from the
looks of it, they're headed in the
right direction.

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at Scranton
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Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XL

18766

No.19

Mejias, Rome look for story-boo
ending this weekend in Iowa
by Bill Kem
Being the coach at the
smallest Division I wrestling
school, John Reese doesn't have
the luxury of landing the bigtime high school wrestlers. So
what Reese does is recruit
wrestlers who have not reached
their potential and give them a
chance to become successful in
the sport at the college level.
Two prime examples are Dennis
Mejias and Craig Rome.
Just how much of an
impact have Mejias and Rome
had on the Wilkes program? The
dual meet record for the Colonels
over the past four years was 7814.
Both have been starters
since their freshman year and
have set many records.
Rome
holds the record for most dual
meet wins (70) and most dual
matches (76), and is only the
second Colonel wrestler to win
two
Eastern
Championships.
When Rome's outstanding career
National bound Craig Rome and Dennis Mejias.
comes to an end this weekend he ,;,.
will finish in the top five in record for dual meet pins with year he was upset in sectionals.
winning percentage with 91%. 21. The records speak for them- Coach Reese heard about Mejias
Mejias is the only wrestler in selves; Rome and Mejias are from an alumnus but never saw
Wilkes history to be a four-time going to be very hard to replace him wrestle in high school. The
place winner at Eastems. He is next season.
unorthodox wrestler turned out to
also the only Wilkes wrestler to
Mejias was a New Jersey be a diamond in the rough.
make
three
appearances
at State Champ in his junior year "Dennis is the kind of kid that
Nationals.
Mejias also tied the of high school, but in his senior can wrestle with anyone because

of his style, you never know
what will happen," commented
Reese.
Always a fierce competitor,
Mejias has achieved beyond his
expectations. "I had a lot of big
ideas and goals, but I never
thought I would do as well as I
have," he stated.
Lehigh is always one of
the major wrestling powers on
Wilkes schedule, and that's where
Mejias made his mark. "I never
saw a wrestler put on a cradle and
then
somersalt,"
commented
Reese. From that point Mejias
went on to become one of the
best Wilkes wrestlers on the
mat; however, it is on his feet
where he has become better. "I
didn't try to change him. I tried
to get 1pm better on his feet,"
Reese commented, "It showed at
Eastems; he took every opponent down, including the
number one ranked wrestler in
the country."
Mejias realizes that he
wouldn't be where he is today
without the guidance of Reese.
"Coach has helped me 100%, and
I have the confidence to go with
anyone in the nation.
He has
given me a winning start in life
and has taught me how to give
that little extra," he said.
This weekend Mejias will

Steeber named to Rugby club opens
all-star team
season Saturday

Jeff Steeber, a four-year
starter as forward for the Wilkes
College men's basketball team,
has been named to the second
team of the 1987-88 Middle
Atlantic
Conference
Northern
Division all-star squad.
Steeber is an earth and environmental science major from
Shickshinny, PA. Sttcber added
his name to the Wilkes record
books on January 13 when he
scored his 1000th point in a
game against Drew. He was the
13th Colonel in Wilkes history
to
make this achievement
Steeber also had the honor of

being · the
13th
player
at
Northwest High School to score
1000 points.
Steeber was cited for his
accomplishments by the MA•:'.
who named him Northern Division Player of the Week for the
week of February I. He was also
named Eastern College Athletic
Conference Player of the Week
for January 16. Additionally, he
was named to the Western
Maryland All-Tournament Team
in November.
Congratulations,
Jeff,
on
fine performance throughout your
basketball career at Wilkes.

The Wilkes-Barre Breakers
Rugby Football Club will open
its spring season on Saturday,
March 19th, when members
travel to Langhorne, Pa., to face
the Hibernian Rugby Club. The
Breakers are looking to improve
last season's 3-6 record.
"We're expecting a very
intense and physical match. If
we can successfully combine
some new talent with our more
expei:ienced players, we will be
able to defeat the veteran
Hibernian club," says winger
Fred Schloth.

The Wilkes-Barre Rugby
Club. is a local club composed of
college athletes from Wilkes and
Kings' as well as several residents of the city.
The Breakers will hold practice Wednesday and Thursday
nights at 5:00pm and all games
are Saturdays at 1:00 pm. Practice sessions and home games
are held at Kirby Park.
New
Ruggers are welcome and no
experience is necessary. Anyone
interested in participating may
contact Charles Swiegert at 8220233 for more information.

make his third trip to
He hopes to have a
showing.
"Everything
life has been planned,
really want to do good •
on in life," stated Mejias.
Rome, after com
successful career at
School which included
place win at states,
concerned with m ·
squad. He made the
became one of the
sistent
history.
though.
Long hours
weightroom and on
turned the brawler inro
time Eastern Champ.
strengths were his end
strength. He picked up
move every year and
him
successful,"

Reese.
The Lehigh malCh
important for Rome.
match Rome faced the
one ranked wrestler in
Rome went on to win
10-2.
"I was re,ally
because people were
just do my best, and 1
said Rome.
Last season ROOle
his chance at becoming
American when he lost
with only four seconds
the clock.
"My g&lt;II
become an All-Ame ·
anything
can h
commented.
Rome feels Cold
has also played a majcr
his success. "Coach
your capabilities are,
capitaliz~ on them.
good at recognizing
stated Rome.
Both Dennis and
happy they came to
both cited the close
squad as being a big f
program's success ovtt
four years. But Rome
best:
"We are Div· ·
small school, and
of their way to wish
luck. There is a lot of
here."

a pre-law :
by Wilkes
April 7, on cru
55 graduate 1
will address
the topic_ of
the Doroth)
ter for the l
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interested in
as well as
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group--will
the mornir
delivers his ~
taking part in
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to the gener
am and the
becca J ordar

Natzke, co-ch
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Wilkes College Wilkes-Barre, PA 18766

I.XL No. 21

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Harold

Jr., an associate justice
Massachusetts Superior
will serve as keynote
for a pre-law seminar to
by Wilkes College,
, April 7, on campus.
1955 graduate of Wilkes,
will address $Orne 65
oo the topic of "Law and
at the Dorothy Dickson
Center for the Performing
Included in that number are
College and high school
interested in pursuing
ers as well as area high
newspaper editors and facisors.
o separate programs--one
h group--will be held
ut the morning before
· delivers his address to
taking part in the day's
In addition, Flannery
to the general student
11 lO am and the faculty at
. Rebecca Jordan and Dr.
H. Natzke, co-chairpersons
Pre-Law Advisory Comat Wilkes, will act as mas• ceremonies for the pre-

CPA

April 7, 1988

Last drive to be held

Those participating in this
program will hear four different
speakers. Attorney Gene R&lt;;&gt;th, a.
member of the firm of Rosenn,
Jenkins, and Greenwald, will
begin by focusing on "Opportunities in the Field of Law."
Dean of Dickinson Law School
PLEASE
Michael
Navin
will . follow,
♦ GIYE
speaking about "How to Get into
BLOOD!
Law School and Stay in Law
School."
"My Experiences as a First
Year Law Student" will then be
the topic of a speech by Ms.
Randa
Fahmy
who
attends
•
Georgetown University. Finally,
Wilkes College Vice President of
Academic Affairs Dr. George
Waldner will discuss pre-law
advisement at the school.
Highlighting
the
seminar
for
high
school
newspaper
editors are Mr. James Clark and
I
Mr. Dale Duncan. Editor of The
Shown
above:
Christopher
Fox,
president;
Andy
Kolojejchick,
treasurer;
Sandie
Adams,
Billow, the Ocean City High
School newspaper, · Clark plans Wilkes-Barre blood drop; Jeff Gerosky, vice-president; Michelle Dominick, secretary
by Mary Supey
Drop" of ·wilkes Colleg~. M.E. In addition to blood donors (for
to comment on "Social Concerns
N.C.
was the most "giving" of those of you who are able to
of High School Students." MeanWilkes will hold its final all campus clubs, reaching 90% give) volunteers are needed to
while, Duncan, the publisher of
annual bloodmobile on Thursday of its assigned pledges in the work the drive. You can volThe Times Leader, will speak of
April 14 from 10 am to 4 pm. February drive. Pictured above are unteer by calling the Health Serthose elements which constitutea
The
February successfully yielded M.E.N.C. officers.
vice Center at 4734. Follow the
quality high school newspaper.
158 units of life-giving blood.
The Health Service Cente~ in- red balloons from the YMCA to
Music Educators National Confer- vites your participation as we try the First Pres-byterian Church.
ence along with tlle "Blood to achieve our goal of 175 units.

renews school spirit

following
was
heartened to hear the good news
in
memorandum
about Wilkes comunicated to
by
Christopher
teachers and students in schools
Wilkes President.

as far away as Connecticut and
only
way we could Virginia. To Bernie Vinorvrski
inproved upon the wonder- and his staff, to all the faculty
successful Visitation Day who have participated actively in
be to have had the recruiting tllis year, and to the
dron in bloom. The 650 excellent student guides who
and families who came interpret the College and reflect
at Wilkes found a cam- its strengths, I want to give my
lovely shape as a result of thanks and tllat of all who are
work of our Facilities working to make a more and
ent personnel.
They more vibrant Wilkes.
faculty members from
As I near the end of four
department ready to help years at Wilkes, one feature that
consider the opportun- strikes me is the evidence, in
11 Wilkes in every major. every direction, of individual
issions staff helped mob- faculty members recomm1tung
u campus's best resources themselves to tlleir own profest Wilkes to prospective sional development and of departand their families with ments who, singly and together,
and clarity.
are refining curricula to meet
!&amp;I extensive conversations more fully tlle needs of students.
several families and was As we watch for the recommend-

ations from the Core Curriculum
Committee, we see a movement
towards a new statement about
the purpose and strength of a
liberal arts education for students
in every field. From my vantage
point, teaching a section of thenew History 101 course which
has been totally redesigned by
the deaprtment, I am excited by
the response of students to the
materials we have chosen to teach.
The thought and writings
of Plato, Aristotle, Confucius,
Buddha, and Jesus deal with
issues of ~lues and ethics that
are immediately relevant to the
lives of students. While I have
not taught in any of the oilier
newly designed core courses
emerging in our curriculum, I am
heartened by tlle strengtll of this
new effort in my departemtn as a
symptom of what is happening
across campus.

The excavation for the new
Sports and Conference Center
makes us realize that tllis longtalked-about project is really
underway.
By tlle time this
semester ends, we should begin
seeing the new structure rising
on the site of the old gym. I
continue to beleive that this
building will provide a -..lVhole
new sense of Wilkes, befitting
the quality of human effort that
has long been our legacy. With
regard to public comments about
the financial risks involved, I
would report that the capital campaign is indeed ahead of its projections at this stage in the campaign, according to our Marts &amp;
Lundy consultants.
The Board
and staff committee working on
the campaign under the leadership of Tom Hadzor is in high
gear, and we have every reason
to be optimistic about raising

salaries

and

student

financial

Continued on p. 4

�April 7, 1988

PAGE1WO

A pawn in their

Editorial

A college of our ambition Watching
When I picked up the President's memo this week, I could only sit back and admrre the pretty
phrases and glittering reassurances that he passed along to the Wilkes ·college ~?mmuni_~ - That
is where the admiration ended. Throughout the memo, I searched for one defimuve dec1s1on, one
open, frank, and honest declaration of what the future of Wilkes College looks like, or what might
be in store for the College in the coming year.
.
What I found instead was merely a reiteration of what Breiseth !)as been saymg all along,
although perhaps not always so directly: the image of Wilkes College is growing by leaps and
bounds, and everything we do, every change we make, pushes us further and further up the ladder of
success.
The message is perhaps not quite so blatant as I have s_tated it, bu~ it is there_. It _is, ho_wever,
cloaked in that sense of community that is supposed to bnng the entrre school m lme with the
thoughts of the President. In the memo (which is reprinted on the front page) ' the Presid~nt
"tackles" every major issue that may have been nagging you, nibbling at the back of your m~nd
since September, and if you happen to make it through the four pages, you come away fe~lmg
strangely unfulfilled. Rightfully so. This memo may ostensibly see~ to answer your questions.
It is, in fact, nothing more than the President's reassurance--more to hlffiself than to any members
of the College--about major issues. There are reassurances about rising enrollment, reassurances
about the gym and its financing, reassurances about university status, reassurances about faculty
salary, reassurances about the budget. We are reassured to death in lhis memo.
The reassurance begins in full force with the main issues of this semester--the gym and
university status. The gym/Sports and Conference Center is a perfect example. The Pres_ident
writes, "I continue to believe that this building will provide a whole new sense of Wilkes,
befitting the quality of human effort that has long been our legacy." And all this time you
thought that all the new gym meant was a better place to play basketball and hold dances. No,
no, the gym is going to give us a sense of ourselves as a college--a sense that "befits". us. Not
only has the gym been touted as an important new building, but it has now been raised to a
monument of our "collegeness." Something about this logic is faulty.
And if this wonderful new building is going to give us a "whole new sense of Wilkes," why
would we even consider changing our status from college to univeristy, another issue that the
President manages to whitewash ·his way through during the course of the memo.
Breiseth
insinuates in an aside that Wilkes, if it does apply, would almost certainly be accepted for
university status. Essentially, the President reduces the change to university status as a way to
"convey the richness of the Wilkes curricula and the wide variety of options at both. the
undergraduate and graduate levels." This in ar,d of itself isn't so hideous, but when the President
continues on to write that the university status "would strengthen us to carry out this mission of
service" we can almst believe that there is no other decent reason for changing the status except
for that very same word status. Our "mission of service," whatever that ambiguous phrase may
mean, is not going to be strengthened by a change in name, not unless this change in name _is
preceded or followed by changes in the curricula, in the manner in which the College is run, and m
the overall attitude here at the school.
But all of this is elementary. The President wants the College to be a university. The
President supported the construction of a bell tower; there was oppostion. The bell tower stands.
The President wanted a gym; the community has been against it. The gym is under construction.
Why should university status be any different? We can debate about the issue all we want. The
point, as far as I am concerned, is moot.
I suggest only that you read the memo for yourself. Read about the "major committrnent" the
Board is making to enahance salaries for faculty . Read about the monumental decision that must
be made as to university status. Read about the "sure-thing" financing for the gym . Read, quite
briefly, about faculty merit raises (perhaps the best kept secret on campus). Then wait and see-will Wilkes College stop hiring ten adjuncts to every one full time professor? Will Wilkes
College become Wilkes University? Will our professors still be evaluated by what is proving
more and more to be a· faulty system? Will the gym ever have all of the promised features?
Perhaps the line that sums the ludicrousness of the memo best is used in the context of
bringing students to Wilkes from a broader geographical area: "This in tum will enhance our
capacity to improve our physical plant and to provide the kind of salary and financial aid su~port
that is crucial for a college of our ambition (my italics)."
Throughout the memo, the President
turns such phrases as "sense of Wilkes" "strong and vital Wilkes" "vibrant Wilkes" "struggle to
defme Wilkes." The only thing the President has managed to define is what some of us knew all
along: the essence of Wilkes College isn't any of the glowing generalities that are thrown so
casually around campus. Ambition, mixed with just the tiniest bit of status and image, is what
seems to drive the powers that be here, instead of genuine concern. It seems to me that the
defining process--the self-study, if you will--is far from over.

-m:bt 1.ftlta:con
VOL. XL No. 21 April 7, 1988
Editor-in-chief- Lorri "Pudd'n Head" Steinbacher
News Editors -Kim "Kimster" Klimek
-Amy "Aimster" Braun
Sports Editors-Lisa "Niblet-1 AM a Sports Editor" "Miller
-Bill "Wee Willy" Kem
Copy Editor-Eddie "Rainbow-ster" Lupico
Ad Manager- Kathy L."Kate baby" Harris
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"

Advisor-Tom "Mr. Big" Bigler
Feature Editors-Lee "Leemus" Morrell
-Wendi "Gypsy" Harvey
Photography Editors-Beth "MacBeth" Mazzullo
-Donna "Doii.a" Yedlock
Business Manager-Joel "WHO?" Fomalont
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph "Joe-Eye" Iannuzzi

Contributing Writers: The Beacon: M.E. Evers, Rob Mac Arthur, Jo Anne Heen, Dominick Cuccia.
The Bacon: Jacques Strappe, Marv Alpert, I. P. Daily, Patty O'Fumiture, M. E.
Evers, Skippy Biff St. John IV, Siske! N. Ebert.

the
rhododendrons bloom
by M. E. Evers
It's spring, and a young
Beacon
columnist's fancy turns
to thoughts of . . . . Well, to be
honest, I don't know what they
tum to. I do know what they
don't tum to---column topics.
Which is why this Tuesday, like
every Tuesday, saw me wandering
into The Beacon 's palatial abode
on the third floor of the Student
Center in search of someone
with an idea for me.
I was greeeted with a
cheerful, "Oh, no, it's you
again," and made my usual
weekly plea, "Hey, you got
anything for me to write?"
One of my cigar-chomping
colleagues tossed me a pack of
papers.
"Here. Read this; no
one else wants to. See what you
can do with it. You might even
find something to write about in
it."

I grabbed it excitedly and
trotted off to my Macintosh.
Official-looking
stationery.
President's signature.
Oh, no.
Gonna be boring, I thought.

Instead, I fouoo
chuckling as l read
four-page memo--the
annual report on the
College.
My
fellow
especially the cigar
one, thought I was
the memo really was funny
Or at least the
was. It was, to ~
monument to burea
was, to be sure, a
abomination.
Let's start with ~
particularly egregious
flowery languague
pun):
"Waiting
Rhododendron to Bloom.'
rhododendrons
mentioned twice--in
sentence, and in the las!.
appear to be an
"jazzing up" the memo,
rest of it has nothing IO
horticulture. And an
rhododendron? Why net
trees? Wilkes' cherry

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fellow
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And an
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~s• cherry

es-Barre is a growing
h year, more people are
to this locale in NorthPennsylvania beca"'use of
cost of living, healthy
ent, low crime rate,
programs and other
conditions.
use of its growing
, Wilkes-Barre
is
in a trap. Wilkes College
in the center of that
What kind of trap? The
e parking trap that
have been complaining
for years. . It is getting
·vely worse.
people decide to find
nt,
attend
school,
church or shop "downthey have two options.
one is to find a nearby
facility at an affordable
Since not everyone lives or
to live within walking
from the center of town,
who do not must find
uansportation.
otake a taxi is costly and
a bus is not always
Those commuting .
JX)rtions of Nanticoke,
· top, Hazleton, Pittston,

after all.
symbolic value to rhodothat I'm missing? Or
President think "cherry
m just too easy to spell?
to the memo itself!
some examples of the
ifenses (in the order that
,)
memo speaks of student
who "interpret"
the
Gorbachev needs an
. The Shah of Iran, if
wanted to speak to him,
need an interpreter. This
unless it has been lifted
transported, bag and
, to Brazil, does not
111 interpreter.
This
~ language suggests it may

Ber,r Creek, Dallas and oiher
outl ying areas cannot ni\\'ay;.;
\':a:t on the nearest corner for the
bus to take them into WilkesBarre. In fact, the Williams bus
line, which makes three runs
daily, is the only rcliabk
transportation service to and
from Mountaintop aside from
calling a taxi or getting a ride
from a friend.
Besides, few
people feel comfortable using
public transportation
they
want tht;ir own car.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
But, when thousands
of vehicles are jamming the
streets and parking lots, parking
becomes a definite problem.
Now the city must admit it has a
problem.
Wilkes-Barre is in a
bind.
The
city
council,
scorecwners and
entertainment
places want people to come to
town to bring money into the
city. People flock to places like
the F.M. Kirby Center, Wilkes
and Kings' Colleges, Boscov's
and the Station in the "Valley
with a Heart" seeking fun or
education.
When the large
crowds finally come~ iate arrivers
complain and grumble because
they - always have trouble finding
adequate parking nearby.
Will
ticketing
all
the
improperly parked vehicles induce people to take more caution

when parking their vehicles? In
a convenience-oriented s0ciety
where most people want to go,
get what they want and leave, the
city may be asking too much.
Most of the same people who are
ticketed over and over simply
don't care if they get a ticket or
not.
No matter how many
tickets are issued, there will still
be illegal parkers because there
just isn't enough room to park.

As long as there are people,
there will be problems.
How will increased ticketing
affect Wilkes? At a school like
Wilkes, to which people travel
from some distance for an
education, there will always be
some people who park wherever
they can to run to lJ. 9 o'clock
class.
As more people are attracted
to the college, more guests and

need an English instructor or
two, but it doesn't need an
interpreter.
Next, how do you feel about
the phrase "a more and more
vibrant Wilkes?"
Makes me
think
of
laundry
detergent.
Doesn't Tide promise more
vibrant colors and whiter whites?
Even though I think the College
sometimes
white-washes
the
truth, · I never thought they'd
admit it as plainly as this!
See if you can . find the
problem in the next sample:
"The excavation for the new
Sports and Conference Center
makes us realize that this long
talked-about project is really
underway." No shit. I thought
the excavation was really a
moon crater, and the vehicles
were moon vehicles.
Do you

mean they started construction?
I didn't realize until I read this
memo. How unobservant of me.
Page four of the memo
boasts a veritable plethora of
ugly usages.
Did you know
that Wilkes is a small- to
medium- size university? Does
that make Penn a "family size"
university?
Is Penn State a
"giant size" university?
What
about Harvard? "Econo-buy?"
(The
laundry
metaphors,
you'll notice, are abundant in
this l!lemo. I think I'm on to
something here!)
The President states that he
finds a certain perspective on
education
"increasingly
compelling."
I find this statement
increasingly confusing.
Is it
just me, or does it sound like
he's comparing higher education

to a Stephen King novel?
What about the phrase
"personally immersed in the
issues of the reform of teaching"? Swimming pools you can
be immersed in--personally or
otherwise. Likewise bathtubs or
vats of jello. But issues? Not
unle:;s you're sitting in a mass of
shredded memos on said issues.
Finally,
what
are
"disci;-:&gt;linary majors"?
Every
time i tried to puzzle this out, I
cou!c:. only come up with an
im2&lt;;,, either of a child being
spt~ ·'·:,::d or of something out of
a,~ .:i ..1 M flick. "Wanda Whips
V:i'~:,::s," anyone?
Th,,t's it. I'm sure I could
find more if I read through it
again, but I'm already laughing
so hard I'm crying.
And for thos~of201!....who

think I'm just quibbling with
language, think about this: the
President states that his feeling "
. . . has been that the change in
title
[from
College
to
University] would strengthen us
to carry out this mission oI
service." So if three little extra
letters can effect such a great
change in Wilkes' ability to
serve its students, doesn't it
stand .to reason that these little
"language
abominations"
can
affect Wilkes' image drastically?
So you see, I'm not quibbling.
I'm helping the College polish
its image. Really.
But you'll have to excuse
me; I've got to go. I'm going to
find some rhododendron and wait
for them to bloom.

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attractiveness
of Wilkes
to
prospective students from a broadContinued from p. 1
er geographical area. this in turn
will enahnce our capacity to
assistance.
improve our physical plant and
The bond to ' provide the
to provide the kind of salary and
bridge financing to ~omplete confinancial aid support that is
struction is one that. we may be
crucial for a college of our
able to pay off early to minambition.
imize the amount of interest on
In front of us over the next
this borrowed money. If we are
several weeks is a significant
able to do this, and all signs
public debate about whether Wilindicate we should be. able to,
kes ought to apply for university
this will be the most efficiently
status. Since we have been
funded major building project in
quietly informed by authoritative
the history of the College. I
sources that an application would
would .reiterate the importance of
almost assuredly successful, the
the Board's support · in having
real question is for those of us at
made this project a reality.
Wil}c.~s -: students, the fac~ty.
Their commitment to a strong admmistratmn, and trustees, with
the opinion of our alumni also
and vital Wilkes grow as monthin hand--to decide whatever this
ly and should be a source of optimism to all of us. Indeed, there
is a wise alteration for Wilkes.
The Academic Affairs Cabinet
ares ome equiptment needs not
currently in the project until we
has looked at the issue with care
raise sufficient funds, but our
as is the Long-Range Planning
Committee at present. Individual
planning includes the securing of
those funds in a timely manner
schools and departments have
that will allow the completed · been discussing the issue for
weeks, months, or-years. I want
building with all the necessary
equipment by the fall of 1989.
to make my own relationship to
this debate clear before we reach
The essentials should be ready
for our occupancy of the building · the decisive moments on the
question. ever since the mission
by January 1989.
task force in 1984-85 struggled
The capital campaign has
to define Wilkes, I have been
now raised nearly $5.2 million
aware of the importance of the
towards its $8 million objective
option to change our desgnation
and over $11.5 million towards
from college to university.
I
the $1~ million comprehensive
also have been aware that there
objective.
The Board at its
are negatives in taking this step.
recent meeting authorized a
After
the
intial
flurry
of
budget for fiscal 1989 that
discussion in which we seemed
makes a major" commitment to
to be moving towards that
enahnce salaries for faculty.
change in 1985-86, we pulled
Based upon a relatively careful
back to let the issue gestate.
and conservative enrollment proThis past year as we began
jection, this commitment looks
looking towards our self-study
to be not only well intentioned
and at the impact of the new
but prudent as the signs of a
administrative organization on
most successful recruiting season
the general definition of the
begin to emerge. As our teaminstitution and its marketing to
work improves, I think there
prospective students, the issue of
will be an improved sense of
a university status returned to
how each of our efforts to supcenter stage.
We defined a
port student learning to strengthprocess by which all major
en performance, and to make our
constituencies would consider the
individual programs even more
question this last fall without .
disitnguished will increase the

Renews spirit

April 7, 1988
determining a firm timetable for
to the Board.
Subsequently, as a result of a
very informative meetin~ with
Dr. Robert Kirkwood, the Executive Director of the Comm1ss1on on Higher Education of
the Middle States association, I
have . been persuaded thast we
should not spend undue time on
this question nor should we allow it to drive our self-study.
While the issue is of symbolic
importance
and
will
have
consequences now whichever way
we decide, Dr. Kirlcwood urged us
to resolve the issue one way or
the other and get on with the
self-study.
He did not take a
position on university status nor
even hintat his advice on what
we should do in that regard.
He made these suggestions to
a group of trustees and the generally favorable response to his
presentation made me conclude
that we had everything to gain in
discussing this issue this spring
and bridging any recommendation that comes out of these
discussions to the May 12-13
Board meetings.
That is the
timetable we are now working
on, and I have had extensive
discussion with Bill Stine as well
as with George Waldner and
others of the administrative team
to carry out the discussion over
the next month and a half.
. Let me be quite personal. I
have been persuaded for some
time that the advantages of
making this change of status
outweigh the disadvantages. As
we struggle to convey the richness of the Wilkes curricula and
the wide variety of options at
both the
undergraduate and
graduate levels for students a
Wilkes, my inclination has been
to see what the word university
in the context of Pennsylvania
higher education would more
effectively convey the Wilkes
that actually exists than our
present appellation of college.
Moreover, in our role as a major
institution of l:tigher education

serving the Wyoming Valley and status becomes
Northeastern Pennsylvania, the alternative. I I
label university as well as the the public disc
reality of our ever~growing matter with in
programs responsive
to the group discussion
region's needs has seemed to involvement
offer a genuine advantage. The meetings upo
role that Wilkes is playing look at this
among the institutions of higher closely. From
learning in all of Northeastern of the evolv'
Pennsylvania from my perspect- system, I
ive is second to none, and in- significant issue f&lt;r Iba
sofar as the term university says to share in defing as wt
something about the
comp- to make an important
rehensiveness of responsibility fF=======
and of leadership, my feeling h:is
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been that the change in title
Friday,
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would strengthen us to carry out
at
Genett'
this mission of service.
On the other hand, I think
6:30-7:30 pm
the concept is of sufficient
importance that we should make
7:30-9:00 pm
it only if a general consensus
9:00-1:00 am
emerges.
Indeed, the challenge
Tickets will be
of the debate ahead is a kind of
updating of our discussions of Tuesday and Tb
m1ss10n. I am comfortable with in Stark Learnin1
They
will
a vote of the faculty by way of
available
advice on this crucial question,
but I am even more desirous of Thursday
seeing a full candid debate on the Hall.
pros and cons of this interesting
question. The debate is a time
for us to talk to each other about
how best to capture and characterize the institution as it is today
and as it will be in the next
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There is no more honorable
word in the lexicon of American
higher learning education than
"college." Indeed, some of the
most prestigious institutions in
the Ivy League maintain it as a
badge of their superiority. And
if it is the sense of our community that tins tradition is the
one we are most strengthened by,"
I for one am ready to reconsider
the change of status. if on the
other hand we look at the breadth
and comprehensiveness of our
programs and feel that we are
not only within the liberal arts
tradition but also play the
broader role of a small- to
medium-size university, then I
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Stark Learning Center, a
m four-story building on
Wilkes College campus, was
ooly bombed by a tall,
n, iurry terrorist after being
ized by "a bunch of hoods" early Sunday morning ac. g to Dorothy Nose, a local
nt

Nose told police she had
searching for her Easter
et at 9 am when she spied
suspect sneaking out of her
e through the back door.
The suspect allegedly headed
d the back entrance of Stark
ing Center toting Nose's
et with a large egg in it.
said she followed the furry
ure at a distance and thought
heard a ticking noise coming
the egg.
Nose then took cover in
y shrubbery while watching
suspect known as "Peter
ntail" join a gang of
n:yclists. Nose said she saw
biggest member of the gang,
fat man with ·a red coat and
boots known as "Santa
," mount a Harley sled with
Elf, 26, in the passenger
ent.
She said Claus
up the side ramp of Stark on
cycle and crashed through a
door entrance. When she.
them enter the building, she
kl phone the police. ·

When police arrived at the
scene with the bomb squad, they
found a trail of broken glass leading to the motorcycle gang. Before reaching the gang members,
they found security guards who
had been gassed lying at the foot
of the front desk and tied to
chairs in Stark lobby.
Elf,
Claus,
Cottontail and
other
members of the gang were found
sitting on the floor of the
Sordoni Art Gallery drinking
alcoholic beverages.
Members
refused to comment on the
situation as they were led out of
the building.
Joe
Cool,
a
freshman
engineering student, and a crew
of college students clad in
colorful outfits were found on the
second floor of Stark by born!)
squad officials and were hurriedly
escorted out of the building.
Cool told police and reporters
that he was in the building
because he wanted to perform a Rescue squad searches through rubble with bulldozers for survivor
laser-light show for the students squeeze my shoulders ·through the am, shortly after Elliot and Nose was in no condition to anwho were stuck on campus over hole, but I grabbed that rabbit bomb _squad members evacuated, swer further questions. After
break and didn't know anything by the scruff of his neck and leaving a mass of rubble where telling her story once to police,
about a bomb in the building.
.pulled him out I dragged him Stark was previously located. As she suffered from a nervous
· Detective Chris Elliot said outside and tried to get him to far as officials know, no one was breakdown.
Meanwhile, the deans are
he went into the basement of talk, but he just showed me a in the building at the time of the
meeting
with the president's
Stark to search for anything
timer with a digital display. I explosion and no one was injured
.council to discuss where hundreds
suspicious. When he reached the
saw that there were only 20 as a result of the explosion.
main hallway, he saw Cottontail
seconds left on the clock so I
Gang members and students of students who previously had
burrowing his way into a hole in · yelled for everyone to evacuate found at the scene are being held classes in Stark will be going
the ventilation system.
the building immediately."
for further questioning pending for the rest of the semester.
Elliot said, "I couldn't even
'The bomb exploded at 10:15
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ickering renovation surprises s u en s.
by Patty O'Fumiture
Pickering •Hall underwent
y changes during Spring
On Friday evening,
h 25, as soon as most of
students cleared out of the
dence hall, the work began.
getically,
and
enthusiasy, the workers worked until
Saturday morning. The en• building wa!l cleaned and
eled, and miraculously, all
bugs and mice were exter. ted.
began in the
the building with
ms and dust rags and polthe floor until it was

shining.
All the spider webs
were removed, and they repainted the walls a lovely shade of
blue. While the paint was drying, they replaced all the old
washers and dryers with brand
new Westinghouse models. The
walls were then decorated with
original
Monet
and
Renoir
prints. Mark Allen, director of
residence life, strongly suggested
that the budget be extended to
purchase a wide screen television
for the tv room with a VCR and
a two month introductory membership to Video World.
The workmen moved from
the basement up to the first, second and third floc,rs. Whirl-

pools and bars (for students of
legal age) were built into each
bathroom in the dorm. The so
called "pit0 in the middle of the
dorm was stocked with 16
pinball machines, and each floor
had brand new jukeboxes installed. A large trampoline was
placed in the bottom of the
"PIT" so that students have a
chance to jump around any time
they want. The bathrooms were
all cleaned with Mister Clean,
and when the cleaning was done,
the tiles sparkled. The rugs in
every room of the dorm were
taken up and replaced with new
plush carpet.
On Saturday morning exterm-

In this issue:
Green-Away program
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gets underway
inators arrived, pesticide and rat

poisoning in hand. The poison
was placed in remote comers on
every floor, and pesticides were
sprayed (although not everywhere because it wasn't necessary).
The finished product was a
wonderful surprise for returning
students.
When interviewed,
S.L. Imeball, a senior art major
from Newark, New Jersey, said
that he wasn't surprised that
Wilkes made such changes. "I
know Wilkes really cares about
the students that attend.
They
are c'.1ways ready and willing to
spend money when the good of
the students is concerned."

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�Green-Away a green Ii ght
by Mona Lott

The
construction
of
a
fishpond and wishing well are
part of Wilkes College's recently
initiated Green-Away Program.
By 1994, if the comprehensive,
ongoing project proceeds as
planned,
the
entire
campus
should be covered by concrett:,
macadam, or asphalt.
By getting rid of all grassy
areas, as well as trees, shrubs,
and flower beds, the cost of
maintaining the grounds will be
greatly reduced.
Additional
benefits to the College are
severalfold. The college will no
longer play host to insects such
as bees and ladybugs, thereby
reducing the risk of painful
stings or bites to students.
Additionally, students will be
submerged in an atmos phere
conducive to modem learning
without the distraction of such
staples of nature as plants and
animals. Squirrel traps and high
voltage bird zappers will keep
these
annoying
pests
from
entering the concrete sanctity of
the campus.
The fishpond will be located
in the empty lot between the
belltower and South Street.
It
will measure 6 yards across at its
greatest breadth, and will gently
slope to 5 feet at its deepest
point.
The elliptical pool will
be bordered by a broad stone
walkway so that people may
stroll around it's
perimeter.
Floodlights will be installed for
the protection of those who wish
to strcll at night. The pond will
be stocked with vinyl , all-

weather fish that are "attractive dean of student affairs. A change
to look at and easy to care for," • machine will be located near the
according to project director, I. well so that students may
. Kutchakokoff.
"In fact, since convert $1 or $5 bills into
the fish are fake, all that needs change in order to make utilising
to be done is anchor them to the the well easier. The fully
well
will
accept
bottom and clean the sludge off automated
quarters, much like a vending
of them every few months."
The wishing well is the machine, and provide a recorded
result of a generous bequest by splash when /4l coin is inserted as
The
alumnus
Harold "Pudd'nhead" if it were hitting water.
Dingleberry. Dingleberry was a person will then have thirtymember of the Wilkes class of seconds during which he may
'58, who requested that such a make his wish silently, at the
structure be built in his honor at end of which the machine will
the time of his death.
"He sound a short melody signaling
kicked
the
bucket
at
a the wish has been "heard." "It's
remarkably fortunate time for the all very therapeutic," says LampeCollege,"
said
Merriwether Groh.
Huffenpuff, director of bequests,
Although the prospect of
gross monetary gifts, and illicit digging an actual well was
grafting/tax evasion,
"[The discussed, the Board of Trustees
College] was in the process of decided against doing anything
looking for funds to begin the which could be perceived overtly
Green-Away project, and with his or indirectly as "surreptitious"
gift we're well ahead of our behavior on the part of this
projected goal for this fiscal institution.
period."
In fact, funds were allocated
Project director for the for the creation of a special
wishing well is famed New York image committee which recently
mod artist, Lotta Laffs.
The held
its
first
meeting
on
structure will be ten feet high, Weckesser lawn (soon to be
consisting of a fiberglass faux Weckesser patio). The group is
brick well wall topped by a wood- in charge of assu~g that a
look formica canopy. The well pos1uve image is presented to
will be in "traditional" style. It the public. during each of the
will be located between Chase College's erections.
and Kirby halls. The entire lot
"Progress is the key word,"
will be paved over to provide said President Christopher N.
smooth access to the well from Breiseth in a recent public
every direction.
relations-edited
press
release.
"The wishing well will be a "Wilkes
is
fulfilling
its
positive outlet for student stress commitment to students and the
which will also generate income community
by
providing
for the Wilkes Green-Away modem,
aesthetic additions to
Fund," says Jane Lampe-Groh, the campus. I believe that both

I've seen the light: Wilkes
by M. E. Evers
Yes, brothers and sisters!
Yes,
friends,
family,
and
significant others!
Yes, all de
little chillun of Ge world! I have
seen the light! I have seen the
light and it -was revealed to me
while I was reading a National
Enquirer
article about Jimmy
Swaggart!
And the light said to me,
"M. E., M. E., repent your evil
ways! Repent your evil thoughts
about the belltqwer! Repent all
the nasty things you've ever said
about this beautiful institution in
your column! Repent, and atone
for your sins, and be SAVED!"
"Oh, light," I said, "You've
shown me the light and I believe
in the light! But . . . what is
the light? I mean, it looks a lot
like an Eveready flashlight to me
"
"Silence,
mere
mortal!
None of your flippancy!
The
light is the light of higher
learning that burns brightly in
all the hallowed halls of Wilkes
College! This is the light whose

existence
you
have
denied!
Believe in the light and repent,
or perish in the everlasting
flames of the particle accelerator
in SLC!"
I didn't need a second to
think about that one: the light
had already convinced me that I
had been lost in the dark wood
of error. "Oh light, how can I
repent for my sins? I changed
my mind; I was wrong; I really
didn't mean all those ugly things
I said about the College. Wilkes
is a beautiful, beautiful place-with a veritable plethora of
learning experiences for all!
And the belltower is a wonderful
architectural structure--a marvel
of art and technology!"
"Not bad," commented the
light, "but that's easy to say,"
he continued. "What are you
going to do about it? We here
in the Church of the Everead-oops, I mean, Everbuming Torch
of Intellectual Light and Personal
Fulfillment· require that you show
some proof of your conversion
and dedication to the College
before you can . become one of

•

the fishpond and the wishing
well will have positive effects
on Wilkes as an institution
dedicated to higher learning."
A source within the GreenAway group reported that several
projects are already planned for
the near future.
Topping the list is the
creation of much-needed parking
space by constructing a multilevel parkade where the River
Common
now is. "The park,
which is not very nice anyway,
is a small sacrifice for such a
wonderful structure as a bland,
grey parkade," claims Honey C.
Menn, chairperson of the GreenAway Committee.
Another project
in
the
works involves the creation of
an Olympic sized hopscotch
court between the SUB and the
Evans alumni house.
The
athletic department jumped at the
chance to initiate an intramural
hopscotch league. "It's not just
for kids anymore," said recentl)'
hired director of fun and games,
Maude-Lynn Shrowd.
The group is split on how
to use the land between the
belltower and the library. One
faction feels that a much-needed
heliport could be
put
in.
Opponents of this say that the
heliport can be installed on the
roof of Stark and that this area
should be used to showcase a
recently acquired work of art. An
eight and a half-ton sculpture,
carved from one huge lump of
anthracite coal, by
reknowned
Wyoming Valley sculptor Ima
Miner,
is
an
"abstract
representation of the birth of

IS

the faithful."
"Oh,
please,
I'll
do
anything! Anything! Walk over
hot coals! Stand in the top of
the belltower when the chimes
go off! Listen to tape-recordings
of any speech the President ever
made at any College function-over and over!" · I screamed
wildly.
"No,
we've
thought of
something that will utilize your
unique talents--not only showing
us
the
strength
of
your
conviction, but making good use
of your talents, as well. . . we
want you to write propag--oops,
letters to prospective students
telling them how valuabl~ you
have found your experiences at
Wilkes."
"Yes, spirit, I'll do it! I'll
do anything for the glory that is
Wilkes and the grandeur that is
the belltower!
I just want to
make up for all those evil things
I said about the school! Never
again!
I will tum my column
from the festering wound of
annoyance it has become into a
source of joy for all members of

great!

the Wilkes community!
"And more than that, spirit!
I want to continue my atonement
after graduation!
I'm going to
Carler . Services
tomorrow
morning after I wake up, and I'm
going to request a job on the
Capital Camjlaign so I can stay
at Wilkes forever and help to
raise
money
for
important
College projects!" Editor's note:
This is all of M. E. 's column
that we have this week . When
we last saw her, she was dancing
and playing a tambourine at the
Avoca
airport,
singing
the
praises of Wilkes College to
everyone she met and handing
out blue and yellow carnations.
She's shaved he" head and is
wearing blue and fol1:[obes . . .
it's not a pretty sight.'.t' If any of
you see her, plecse give us a call
at The Beacon. In her curreni
state, she's dangerous--to herself
and others--and is sadly in need
of deprogramming to break this
"Wilkes
cult"
mentality.
Thapks.

superfi1c1'aijty, " accordi ng
artist. It ..,as purchased
college for the incredii.
price of only $82,000.
wh:1t it's worth," a
Miner told the Bacon .
The committee
accepted the motion
green areas of campus
immediate plans for
blacktopped as soon as
It is rumored thal
obelisk-shaped sandstone
have been ordered to fill ii
patches of grass
campus.
The idea fer
objects, allegedly, came
one somewhat flaky
was watching an old lJllllJ
Lost rerun and thought die,
"nifty." They would be
hard-to-pave spaces
between the wings of
like Sturdevant and Waller.
"Ideally,"
says
Horre, admissions liasoo
Green-Away Committee,
end of the Green-Away
the entire campus should
to rest on a solid
concrete.
This will make it
persons visiting the
know which buildings
the college, etc.
several artistic and
additions to the campll
allow us to recruit hi
students from around die
by touting ourselves as a
of technology and arL
mostly a matter of es
reputation. Wilkes is a
dedicated to the students
Green - Away program
their own good. Trust us
one."

Wanted: Distrib '

you can get The Be
and from the print
before Monday mo
you need not apply.
requirements inclu
a&gt;nstant aggrava '
disrespect, and hea
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s purchased
the incredibly
$82,000. "
vorth," a
Bacon.

motion
)f campus
ans for u
, soon as possi
mored that
l sandstone
lered to fill in
grass around
he idea for
~edly, c
t flaky
an old
j thought
y would

says
;ions liason
Committee,
reen-Away
npus should
a solid

make it
ng the
buildings

etc.
tic and s
the campus
recruit high
around the
irselves as a
y and art.
:er of estab ·
Wilkes is a
the students •
ay program
Id. Trust us

he Fabulous Rejoice folks, It's

kylark does
ilkes
.
o needs
Livingston
, The Pheromones, The Bulir any other Programming
event ever seen on this
? Their performances
nothing compared to the
featuring the mellow tunes
Vegas great, The Fabulous
I

!kylark brought his awe
· g road show to Wilkes,
school will never be the
again, His show was a
of lights, fireworks, and
special effects. Even the
s he wore were wonderEach costume made you resuch television greats as
Diller, Bea
Arthur,
Worley and, of course,
erful Liberace.
More important than his
presence was his musical
and talents.
His voice
uiual to, if not better than,
greats
like
Wayne
, Robert Goulet, and "The
Amigos": Sinatra, Martin,
Davis. The crowd melted as
slandard after standard enU&gt; a perfect show.
He opened the show with
renditions of old favolike "Chicago," "New York,
York," and "I Left My Heart
Francisco." The only difwas that he changed the
time, to

Wilkes-Barre.
"My kind of
town, Wilkes-Barre is, my kind
of town ... "
The highlight of the show
was his twenty-eight minute
Michael Jackson medley.
The
crowd went nuts as Skylark gyrated his hips and exclaimed,
"I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it!"
He also did Jackson (as well as
Jackson 5) classics like "ABC,"
"I'll Be There," "Thrilier," "Off
the Wall," and "The Way You
Make Me Feel."
Additionally, he performed a
variety of movie soundtrack
songs including "Maniac," from
Flashdance; 'Tm All Right" from
Caddyshack; and "Neutron Dance"
from Beverly Hills Cop (Part I).
Skylark's show will be on
the road for the next two
months, then it will move to the
studio where he will cut his first
album. "The album, tentatively
called 'Velvet Skylark,' will be
in stores for the Christmas
rush," said Skylark. "I'm very
excited!"
If you missed Skylark's
show, you may be able to catch
him on the David Letterman
show with his touring mate,
Jerry "Put Your Hands Together,
Make Hirn Feel at Home" Vale.
Thank you Programming
Board for possibly the best
concert this reviewer has ever
seen.

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Bacon at the movies

Rocky 99 hits the big
screen
by Siske! N. Ebert

Rocky Balboa is back! At
the age of 99, he prepares for
the biggest challenge of his life
(Sound familiar?). Once again he
enters the squared circle, this
time it is in a wheelchair. His
opponents are Emmanuel "Webster" Lewis and Gary "Whatchu
talkin' 'bout?" Coleman, who
still look eight years old.
The film starts in Philadelphia where Rocky has been
institutionalized at an old age
home by his wife. This occurred
after she asked him what he

wanted for breakfast and he
replied, "Yo Adrian, come sit on
my plate." He ttien proceeded to
punch her in a multitude of areas.
So Rocky got wheeled into the
institution and Adrian married Mr
T. Soon afterwards, Adrian and
Mr. T adopt Hays and Tays
(played by Coleman and Lewis).
They then proceed to challenge
Rocky to a title bout with Mom
and· Dad as their managers.
Just before the big fight
Rocky demands that the city of
Philadelphia builds an access
ramp for the famous stairs he
climbs every film.
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thousand aging Philadelphians
wheeling behind him, Rocky
prepares for the big fight
I don't want to give the
ending away, but Rocky gets
killed when his chair falls down
the stairs.
But don't despair,
"Rocky 100: Rocky and Jason
Live" is in the works!
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�· .:f;:;j:~~

Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18766

April 1, 1988
Vol. II
No.1

Reid, Elliot and others lnSiant.rep~ay a
transfer to Wilkes
Seikaly and
Syracuse ge
second shot
factor

by Jacques Strappe

When the administration at
Wilkes University decided to
build the . new Sports and
Conference Center they never
imagined the impact it would
have on the athletic department.
Wilkes has already been granted
permission to move to Division
I. With the players who have
already requested a transfer to
Wilkes it was the University's
only move.
Just this morning Head
Basketball Coach Ron Rainey
met with J.R. Reid former
standout star for the University
of North Carolina. Reid will be
joining the Colonels basketball
team in September.
Several
other standouts have also transferred to Wilkes.
Joining the
Wilkes basketball squad will be
Sean Elliot (Arizona University),
Jerome Lane (Pittsburgh) , and
Mark Macon (Tenfple).

The
women's
basketball
team has also been inundated
with numerous players.
Reports from the athletic
department are that many other
top ·notch athletes have been
turned away because of the
overflow. The n·umber of basketball players, both male and
female, has drastically increased
since Wilkes' announcement of
switching to Division I.
Sources from inside the
· athletic office say that the flood
of athletes is directly related to
the new Sports and Conference
Center.
"Ever since the new
Sports and Conference Center
has been built the request from
athletes already attending major
colleges and
universities
to
transfer
here
has
been
phenomenal," said a source from
within the athletic department
who
requested
not
to
be
identified. "Our only alternative
was to request a switch to

Division I. Now that has been
granted we can go $ead and
accept Reid's, Elliot's, Lane's,
and
Macon's
transfer
applications.
Four · secretaries have been
hired in the athletic office just to
handle the phone calls from all
the prospective athletic candictates.
Attempts to contact Coach
Rainey liave failed.
Sources
close to the coach report that he
is still in shock over the events
of the past weeks. Jodi Kest,
the women's basketball team
head coach, couldn't be reached
because she is currently in
Alabama at Auburn University
meeting with Mae Ola Bolton.
Wilkes University has already signed the contract to host
an East Regional playoff game
in · 1990. It could very well be
possible · that Wilkes University
will be the next NCAA Division
I Champions.

· Jayhawks led S
Syracuse's defense wm
shut down the offensivt
Sports fans, (and any one the Jayhawks.
else who wishes to read) basket'Tm so glad to
ball hisory has been made. All opportunity to
you ba:;icetball fans who watched selves," said Seiklay.
the Syracuse vs Rhode Island here last year and lost
game in the second round of the at the last second." C
NCAA tournament probably went ed, "It was a real heart
away thinking Rhode Island had
Boeheim was still
defeated the 1987 runners-up. from the shock of
Well, after further review of the Island game that he
tapes the decision was reversed. unable to speak. He
It was the first time the NCAA up signs to tell his
had decided to use instant replay. he wanted them to do.
When officials looked at the little confusing." said
tapes after the game, they real- "It threw us off in ~
ized that the three point shot at because we had to sq,
the buzzer had indeed gone into everything he wrote
- - - - -- - - -- - - - - -- - -- -- - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - l . tie the game.
The two teams
little 3X5 cards."
were then called back to play the
In the final
overtime period. Syracuse won
the game 102-101 on a bucket Oklahoma, the Oran
by the Orangemen's center Rony again rose to the
defeated the Soonca
"This game was
Seikal~e college basketball world
the
first half,"
was in shock.
Nobody could
believe what had just taken "We got Coach
by Joe Smoe
hottest goalie, Ed Buonocore. Lowriders versus .the Flyers. Let place. Syracuse Head Coach Jim board so he
Buonocore didn't allow a single me tell you folks it wasn't a Boeheim could not believe what messages."
"We were
The sports world is in an goal to be scored. Also putting pretty series! Before the start of had just taken place.
Pandouproar -- the Lowriders have won • in impressive perfonnances were game one both teams were monium broke out in the Hartford would have gon
back," Seikaly sai
the Stanley Cup in a stunning Andre Miller and Dan Dougherty. involved in a ten minute fight Civic Center.
four game sweep of the Phila- Miller burned the nets for before a packed Spectrum. Th:.
Syracuse
player
Derrick again, maybe
delphia Flyers!
Coleman, who had fouled out way."
sixteen goals, while Dougherty two culpruts of the fight wen·
earlier in the game, stated, "I
Douglass co
To tell the whole story we amassed
the
most
penalty Dave Brown and Bob Wall. w2·
just can't believe it. I wish I can't believe its really
have to go back to the start. It minutes in a play-off game: was given ~ ten minute majo.
could have been in there in the ing. Two weeks ago
j ust so happened that the presi- twenty.
while Brown was unable tr
end but I'm just happy to be able ing us we were out of I
dent of the Nlll., was in attendWell, nobody in their right compete due to broken ribs.
to play more." Boeheim was in here we are winning ital:
ance at the Wilkes College Intra- mind gave the Lowriders a
The Flyers were no match
so much shock he was unable to
Oh yeah, the last
mural Championship Game. He chance against Wayne Gretzkey for
the
quicker
Lowriders,
Coach Boeheim was
was so impressed with the way and the high powered Edmonton especially Jeff Howey.
Howey
speak.
The team then traveled to were leading him away
the Lowriders played that he ask- Oilers, but once again the was unstoppable in the short
East Rutherford, New Jersey to kno~s just when this
ed them if they would be in- experts were fooled. The Low- series. His slap shot, which was
take on Duke University at the wear off. Hopefully
terested in taking the place of riders dazzled the Oilers with perfected through the Wilkes
Meadowlands. Syracuse easily will recover by next
the lowly Minnesota North great skating and crunching body College
Physics
Department,
handed Duke a 103-68 loss.
So here you have I
Stars. The Lowriders accepted, checks.
The leaders of the beat goalie Ron Hextal repeatedIt was then on to Kansas story behind the NCM
and went on to capture the last Lowrider defensive effort were y. But the hero was Buonocore,
City for the Orangemen to meet ionship Tournament
play-off position in the Norris Pete Huber and Dennis Mejias. he was simply awesome!
Kansas. Kansas was no match wishes to con
Division.
Both these fine players crunched
With the Lowriders winning
for the likes of Sherman Syracuse 0rangemen
The
Lowriders
easily Oilers
all · over
the
ice. the Stanley Cup rumor has it that
Douglass, Seikaly and Coleman. victory and to Mi
disposed of the Detroit Redwings Buonocore was once again awe- every Nfil scout is combing the
The Orangemen exploded in the Boeheim a speedy
in four games, and then went on some, allowing only one goal in Wilkes College campus for
second half for 42 of their 95 Who knows? Maybe
to ,sweep the Saint Louis Blues the four game sweep of the hidden talent. The Bacon would
will follow the NCAA
to win the Norris Division. The Oilers.
like to congratulate the Lowpoints.
At
halftime,
Danny go to instant replay.
fans of Minnesota were amazed
The stage was set for the riders on winning the Cup and
with the play of their new team, Cinderella
story ·
of
the wish them luck for next season.
Manning and the rest of the .
which featured
the league's
by Marv Alpert

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I signed the form and looked
at
the
check.
The sound of my father shou"Hey,
this check is only for
ting my name pulled me away
$1700.00," I cried. "You're cheatfrom my homework.
ing me!" .
"Jo Anne, a storm is com"Read the fine print," he
ing! Get down .to the root cellar,
snapped.
"It clearly states that
now!" he screamed.
we will lend ,you $2500 based on
I lifted my head and looked
a two semester year, at an interout my bedroom window.
est rate of 8%. After we charge
Tornado! I grabbed my for- Road!"
you $800 for processing, you
After
walking
for
days,
I
matted disks and lotus program
will receive $1700 for the year
came
upon
a
small
brick
buildfrom CS115, a #2 pencil, and
ing. I entered and was handed a and will owe us $2800."
prepared to run.
"Boy, am I being taken care
The bedroom windows shat- form the size of the Donnelly Dirof,"
I
grumbled to myself. Stuftered inward, and as I was sucked ectory.
the
check
into
my
through the hole in the wall, be"Financial Aid report," ex- fing
backpack,
I
continued
on
my
jourfore I lost consciousness, I heard plained the clerk.
my mother's voice. She was sayI thumbed through it The ney.
A week later, I was met by' a
ing, "Jo Anne, you're too old for first question read: "If you were
this." . Then I was gone,
born before 1961, fill in all woman who handed me a paper.
"Here is your course schedA insistent prodding to · my white spaces on pages 1,2 and 3,
ule
for
the next two years," she
ribs woke me up. Carefully, I leaving Section four blank, unsaid.
opened one eye and was surprised less you were in the Marines,
I studied it. I was registered
to see a beautiful woman peering then you must fill out the grey
anxiously into my face.
spaces near the bottom of page for Biology, Speech, Human Sex"Who are you?" I croaked · 6, before signing your name in uality, Business Writing, Mouse
Dissecting, Japanese, and Badmiweakly.
ink."
Dressed in yards of white
· Three months later, I return- nton.
"I want to be a film maker.
and pink taffeta and tull sprink- ed the completed form to the
There
are no film courses on this
led with gold glitter, and wearing clerk. He glanced through it, nodlist.
And
what's this charge for
a black mortarboard on her head, ding.
·
she drew herself up, smiled and
_"You filled everything in cor- $28.50?" I asked.
"The $28.50 is for your
announced, "I am the good Dean rectly. Please wait while I write
gym
uniform. And of course you
of Higher Education."
you a loan check."
have
no film courses. This sched"Where am I?" I asked.
The clerk returned with a
ule is designed for an Associates
"You are in the land of Acad- check and a form for me to sign.
emia. There is no turning back."
"We will lend you $2500 for degree," she answered.
Well, two years passed, and
Suddenly, a huge oak desk ap- this year. Sign this form swearpcared and the Dean · seated her- ing you won't join the Peace
Continued on p. 10
self behind it. Adjusting a pair Corps when it comes time to pay
of spectacles on her nose, she r - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - asked, "What would you like to
be? A doctor, an engineer, a teacher? No? A secretary?"
"I've always wanted to be a
filmmaker," I confessed.
"Then a filmmaker you shall
be! Do not worry, we will take
care of you now. You are in Academia!
An exhibit called "American Maslow. "Long term, I'd like to
"This is what I recommend,"
Art Since WWII from the Maslow build a significant collection
she continued. "You will begin
Collection" will be on display in which can be added to the area's
work on your Associates degree.
the ·Sordoni Art Gallery from · cultural resources and be availIt is a two year degree allowing
April 10 through May 8. Prior able to the public."
you to get all your liberal art and
to the opening of the exhibit,
Some of the artists that will
core requirements out of the way
the collection's owner, Richard be featured . in the exhibit are
first Then we will transfer you ·Maslow, President and Chief Robert
Motherwell,
Robert
to another school for your Bach- Executive Officer of InterMetro Rauschenberg,
Jasper
Johns,
elor's degree. What do you say?"
Industries, will give a lecture on Roy Lichtenstein, Frank Stella,
"Why can't I go to a film
April 9 at · 4 pm in Schaeffer and Andy Warhol.
school and just learn filmmak- Hall, located on the first floor of
Accompanying the collecing?" I asked.
Stark Leaming Center.
tion will be four films from the
The good Dean shook her
Another speaker at the award-winning series, "Shock of
head.
exhibit will be Anthony Sorce, a the New." The films that will be
"That will never do! Here in New York artist who .has been a shown are: "Threshold of LibAcademia we insist all our stud- consultant to the Maslow · Col- erty," "View from the Edge,"
ents be well-rounded. Don't you lection. A reception in the Gal- ''Culture as Nature," and "Future
want to be well-rounded?"
lery will follow the lecture:
That Was." Each film will be
"Good Dean," r said, "I am
"There is a personal enrich- shown twice in the Media Center
well-rounded.
I've traveled the ing of one's own life through of Eugene Shedden Farley Library
world a bit, I've been a DJ and looking at, learning about, and on South Franklin Street
worked for a carnival. Plus I collecting art We also wish to
For more information conwrite poetry. Isn't that well-roundcreate an opportunity to share ui.ct the Sordoni Art Gallery at
ed enough?"
these discoveries with the Inter- 824-4651, or stop by for a visit.
Shaking her head at my igno- Metro employees and others in The gallery is located on the
rance, the good Dean answered,
the local community for their first floor of the Stark Learning
"You must underf!O the College
education and enjoyment," said Center.

Maslow collection
to show ·at Wlkes

�PAGE TEN

April 7,

C entr al City Nite Flite:
Jazz at Wilkes

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Tuesday morning, April 12, at performing at , tne Pine Arts
around 11:15, the group will be Fiesta, which will be held on Pub"Ladies
and
gentleman,
performing
outdoors
behind lic Square, Wilkes-Barre.
please welcome Central City Nite
Chase Hall, by the belltower.
As you -can see, things are
Flite." If you were at the Cue-nThis performance will be spon- happening for Central City Nite
Curtain's Variety Show, you
sored by M.E.N.C. Later in the Flite. However, the group can
heard these words, and hopefully
month, April 29, 30, and May 1, use support from any person or
in the future you'll be hearin~
the group will be performing organization. So if you have a
these words on a regular basis . once again, this time for the need to acquire the groups serCentral City Nite Flite is a proCherry Blossom Festival.
This vices, remember their motto:
gressive jazz-fusion group made
too
will be sponsored· by "With enough notice, we'll play
up of students from Wilkes ColM.E.N.C., however, at press anywhere at any time." Suppor
lege. They play all original m1
· time, exact times · for the your fellow students and get out
sic written by members of tlJt.
performances were not set In there and enjoy the sounds o
group.
May,
the
group
will
be Central City Nite Flite.
Central City was formed in
January 1988 with the hopes of
taking the group as far as possible and at the same time proWilt.es College Programming Board
moting the group's individual meAnnounces the following openings for
mbers.
The members of the
group are: Nick Driscoll on sax1988-1989 committee chairmen
ophone, Steve Primatic on vibes
and marimba, Jeff Gerosky on
guitar, Gary Larocca on bass, Jeff
-Mini-Concerl:
Dent on keyboards, Steve Fidyk
on drums, Debbie Bialecki on
congas, and Dominick Cuccia on
....Novell :
percussion.
Throughout the remainder of
the semester, Central City Nite
-Films:
Flite will be performing on and
around the Wilkes campus. On
movies, arranging film
Saturday, April 9, the group will
festivals, etc.
be performing in the CPA as the
opening act for a comedian, Earl
Interested students may attend a
Recd, sponsored by the Programming Board. The following afterProgramming Board meeting, Thursdays,
noon at 3:30, the group will be
noon, SUB TV room or call X2925 or X4108
performing at the senior recital
of Gary Larocca, premiering a
comoosition written bv Larocca

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our Happy Week!
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some things you want badly. You might have to
lot to just get by.

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I finished my Associates degree.
How proud I was, to be a college
graduate, and only $5600 in
debt.
The good Dean of Higher
Education appeared.
"Congratulations, my dear,"
she smiled. "You made it through
your first two years. Now continue on the Red Tape Road for
your next degree."
I was getting closer to my
goal! Only two more years and
I'd be a filmmaker, earning big
bucks!
A man met me at the door of
my new college.
"Here is your class schedule
for your Bachelor's degree," he
told me. I excitedly studied it. I
was signed up for Sociology, Anthropology, Philosophy, Computer Studies, and Badminton.
'Tm a film major. Why
don't I have any film making
classes?"
"Because," he replied, "you

have to get a Master's
order to make films."
They tell me that
apy he will walk again.
years passed. On
went, through the land of
ia in degrees, until
big day crune.
"D1': Jo Anne Heen,
filmmak:ing," said the
speaker. Tears sprang
. eyes as I rolled my w
the front of the platfi
92 years old and M ·
picking up my tuition.
great day! My heart
in joy and excitement. I
zy and lightheaded.
... having..... a.... heart attaetl
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be late for basketwea ·
my roommate shoutoo in
"Leave me alone,'
bled, pulling the covers
head.
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a success .at Wilkes
jazz pieces. He played a popular
tune called "Spain" which the
audiance recognized, and· ahh's
were heard.
Cullen told the audiance
about a scary experience he had
the first time he went plane gliding. He wrote a song about the
experience which he titled "The
Glide Ride," and he played it for
the audiance. It was a very light
and peaceful tune. He painted a
scene of the gliding by playing
his music.
. The last piece Cullen played
was titled "Cycles," and he considered it to be rock and roll on
classic guitar.
For his encore
Cullen played a variation of
"Cycles." Then he played a jazz
version of "Heard it through the
grape vine."
The Programming Board has
many solo and mini concerts
scheduled throughout the semes-

Cullen was influenced by
Ralph Towner who is a guitarist
CPA on Wednesday, on ECM records. He has . been
, Programming Board's listening to Towner for ten
Andy Morrell, intro- years, and he played two pieces
mdham Hill guitarist by Towner at the solo concert
Cullen is featured on the
. The audiance was
which
with the sound of Windham Hill Sampler
music emerging from will be coming out the first week
'tar when he took his of May. He has the opening cut
on the sampler.
When asked
stage.
mentioned Bach's what he considered his music, he
IKI then played a pre- replied, "My music is light jazz
of his violin pieces. fusion."
While Cullen was tuning his
~yed a jazzed up Bach.,.
iold the audiance that guitar between songs, I overwrote a ton of good heard a person in the audiance
say, "He even sounds good when
attended the Univer- he is tuning the guitar." Before
llartford, Hart School of the intermission, Cullen played
Be has a background in "On the way," which is the song
music, but prefers play- that will be featured on the WindHe is presently teach- ham Hill Sampler.
After
the
intermission
ell College, and he
Cullen played two traditional
in the Northeast

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PAGEELEVEN

ter. If you missed David Cullen,
you will have a chance to see

Earl Reed, a comedian who will
be performing Saturday, April 9.

rl Reed WILL make you laugh
Nite Flite, a band made up of Lauderdale; Comic Strips, NY;
Dangerfield's, NY; Governor's
Wilkes students.
holidays are over and .
Reed is no stranger to the Comedy Club, Long Island;
Ml get back to the bump
college scene. He has performed Hysterics, Long Island; and Yuk
of school. Don't you at over fifty different schools. Yuk's, Buffalo and Rochester.
that the Programming Among them are Boston Univer- This list is only a small
d let you come back sity, Dartmouth College, Lehigh sampling of the clubs Reed has
t entertainment for
University, North Carolina State worked; we don't have the room
weekend back in our Univ., Northeastern Univ., Univ. to list them all (if we listed them
Ii heaven.
of Mass., Univ. of Rhode Island, all, we wouldn't have much more
time the hardworking and many more.
space left, understand?).
brought you another
Reed has also been a headAside from touring on his
Ml goodness
headliner:
liner at many comedy clubs from own, Reed has appeared with
Earl Reed. The show different places in country. He's such notables as Yakov "What a
ay night at 8:00 in
worked at Catch a Rising Star, Country!"
Smirnoff,
Tom
Reed should come on
NYC; Chuckle's Comedy Club, Driessen, Steven Wright, Jay
8:30, after a set by the Long Island; Comedy Attic, Leno and Paula Poundstone (both
group, Central City
Rochester; Comic Strip, Fort of "Late Night with David

Letterman"
fame),
Whitney
Houston, Chaka Khan, and Kool
&amp; the Gang. He has also made
TV and radio appearances, most
notably his own show called
"Earl Reed -- An Evening of
Stand-up Comedy," on KNME-TV
(PBS) Albuqueruque, NM.
Besides comedy, Reed professes to be an expert in basketball, juggling, and improvisation.
The Hartford Advocate says
about Earl Reed that "he has a .dynamic, multi-faceted approach to
comedy." The Sunday Post says,
"Reed's act showed a good sense
of timing, and he had a wide-eyed

innocent look: mat worked well
with his material."
And J.T.
Taylor, lead singer of Kool and
the Gang, said, "Great act!
Definitely an asset to our
shows!"
So sit back and be prepared
for an unparalleled evening of
comedy. Rumor has it that Reed
did a three hour show -- one of
the longest on record -- to a
capacity
crowd
at
Lehigh
University. So, we might be in
for a long, funny night.
The only thing left to do is
show up at 8:00 for the opening
act -- Central City Nite Flite - then sit back and laugh with
Earl Reed.

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�April 7, 1988

Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA
No.21
18766

Baseball ·team splits
with Clarkson
by Lisa Miller
On

Friday,

April

1,

and

cd Wilkes' loss to Clarkson on
Friday. The Colonels record now
stands at 2-5.
·

Men's tennis tea
served two losses
By Rob Mac Arthur

primarily responsible for the
Wilkes assault. Reilly hit a tworun home run with Price on base

The Wilkes College men's
tennis team started their season

just haven't been g
breaks," said number
Chris Arabis.
"My serve is bee

slowly with two losses.
The
stronger. I feel that
Evanina's record is 1-1, as
to account for the Colonels two first came in the opener against
match at Susquehanna
he walked four and struck out
runs in the second inning.
Ursinus the Thursday before
win for Wilkes," said
four Clarkson players.
Evanina
In the third Reilly hit an spring break. The second came
to
the
didn't allow any earned runs.
RBI triple and Price picked up a on Tuesday against Moravian.
Czemiakowski.
Evanina backed up his pitching
two run triple in the fifth.
Coach Wingert believes the
The team plays •
with two hits of his own,
Rob Pietrzyk hit a two run losses are due to the sheer inhanna on Thursday al
kn~ked in one run, and scored
double in the third, then Ken experience of
many of the
They travel to J
two
Chakon drove him home with a
·
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players.
Only a few of them
Saturday, April 9,
The Colonels buried Clarksmg e.
played on their high school
women's team. The
junior transfer from Keystone son early as they scored two runs
The Colonels next play at tennis- teams.
Wingert believes
match is Tuesday,
Junior college, threw an eight- in the second inning and then
home today (Thursday) against the new players must focus on
against Albright. Ma
hiller to lead the Colonels to a took tot.al command of the game
Scranton.
Game time is scheconsistency and aggressiveness
set for 3:30 p.m. ome
J5-1
victory
over
Clarkson. scoring nine runs in the third.
duled for 3:00 p.m. Come out in collegiate play.
show your support
Brian Reilly and Eric Price each
Reilly, a freshman from
and show your support for the
"I've been playing well, but
Colonels.
knocked in four runs to pace the Dunmore, and Price, a graduate •of Colonels.
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Saturday, April 2, the Wilkes
College men's baseball team
hosted Clarkson University from
Potsdam, N.Y.
In Friday's game Clarkson defcatcd
the Colonels
16-2.
Joscfowicz picked up the loss for
Wilkes.
On Saturday, Bill Evanina, a

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Steeber Named to
ECAC All • Star team
Basketball star Jeff Steeber
has once again gained recognition for his outstanding career
at Wilkes College. Steeber was
recently named to the Eastern
Collegiate Athletic Conference
1987-88 all-star squad as a member of the second-team front
court.
The honor caps off a fine
performance for the

Do you enjoy

major from
Shickshinny, PA.
Steeber had earlier been named to
the MAC all-star second tea_m.
The 6-foot-5 senior closed out
his basketball career at Wilkes
becoming the thirteenth Colonel
to score 1000 points.
This past season Steeber
averaged l8.6 points per game
and led the team in rebounds,
pulling down 9 .3 per game.

photographing sporting
events?
Then The Beacon has a
position for you.
We are looking for a
Photographer to shoot
pictures at all home
games for publication
in The Beacon.
If you have the time
and the desire give us
a call at x2962.

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O I must congratulate my good friend Danny Manning and hi

8 Jayhawk teammates for their defeat of the high powered 0
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8 the Sooners have come in second place in both major

o championships held this year? First, they lost to Miami on 'ew
0 Day for the Division I football championship, and now this.

8 next, baseball?
More important than that, congratulations to that everpr
8 monster, Tim Walker, for his quick and accurate answers to last
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8 answers in an encyclopedia (just kidding, folks). In case an
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losing sleep over ii, the team that Joe B. Hall, Don Haskihs, and

0 Knight all coached in 1972 was the U.S. men's Olympic

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Scratch &amp; Sniff
T.L.S.
Sporting Woodies
Smegma Pi Beavers
Psychedelic Solution

DIVISIONB
1. Fighting Irish
2. The Spleefers
3. . Beer-Time Raiders
4. Stooges
5. Model "A" Fords
6. Foot Long Hot Dogs

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Sterling Specials vs Silver Bullets

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DIVISION D
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3. Priapus
4. Silver Bullets
5. Diaz Alumni
6. GoNads
Standings as of 4-6-88

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team. Also, the very first NCAA title was won, exactly fifty y

0 by the Oregon Ducks over the Buckeyes of Ohio State. Way
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assistant dean of admissions. Mr. Guffrovich ca?1e the cl
correctly picking the final four and eventual champion of the
He picked as his final four: Purdue, Arizona, Duke, and 0
0 Although he chose Purdue to win it all, he did pick three out of
0 had the right region for the winner. Next came senior basketball
Scott Jacoby and Beacon sports editor, Bill Kem, each with !WO
O four. Incidentally, no one picked Kansas to brpk the final four.
Baseball time folks, 'nuff said!

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Armando Rodriguez and said: "I cussed him out in Spanish,
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W11kes College Wilkes-Barre, PA · 18766

April 14, 1988

udent crowned Miss Wilkes-Barre Scranton
does it feel to be a
Judy Fitch,
newly
Miss
Wilkes-Barre/
, responded to this ques~ saying,
"It feels really
however I don't really
kXl much time to enjoy it.
been such hard work ever
Iwas crowned."
y is a part-time student
6 credits this semester)
es College who lives in
For winning the contest,
ived a $1,000 scholarThe contest was co-sponby the Times Leader and
-TV, Channel 22. Judy
the beauty contest in
of winning money to help
nts. She has an older
in medical school and a
sister who will be out of
a:hool in a year. So far at
she has completely

relied on the scholarship money.
Judy's next .goal is to win
Miss Pennsylvania, and after
that she would like to try for
Miss America.
The past two
winners of the Miss Pennsylvania .contest were each a
former
Miss Wilkes-Barre/
Scranton. She will have to
compete against 22 other winners of area pageants for the title
of Miss Pennsylvania. The winner of Miss Pennsylvania receives $15,000 scholarship money.
That is exactly what Judy
is working for.
Judy had never been to a
pageant before that, and she
didn't expect to win the crown.
She felt the competition was
difficult because all the other
girls involved were more experienced.
The crowd thought
that
her
performance
was
wonderful.
She sang Whitney
Houston's song,
"Where Do

Broken Hearts Go?"
She has
been working very hard on her
ability to perform, and the hard
work will continue until she
enters the Miss Pennsylvania
competition on June 11 in Al-

toona.
The preparation has been and
will continue to be difficult for
Judy. She has already given up
chocolate for 5 months, and has
been working out by lifting
weights.
"I found it certainly keeps
me busy," she said.
When asked if she had
anything to say to Wilkes College students about winning, she
said, "A beauty pageant is an
illusion. People think it is all a
big 'head trip' that builds a
person's ego, but most of us are
there for that scholarship money.
The scholarship money is
the biggest goal I have set for
myself."

Judy Fitch's life
winning the pageant.

has

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onomist traces capitalism through history
by Kim Klimek

Galbraith,
economist,
traveled
to
Monday to reflect upon "Economics

John
Kenneth
Galbraith,
author, economist and diplomat,
lectured on "Economics in This
Time" at 8 pm Monday in the
King's College gymnasium.
Galbraith, 80, served as deputy administrator of the Office of
Price Administration in the early
1940s and was a principle figure
in organizing the wartime system of price control, which he
headed until 1943. He later held
other public offices and was
awarded the Medal of Freedom by
President Harry S. Truman.
Galbraith traced major economic movements through history. "If we do not know our history, we are doomed to repeat
it," he said. He began with the
issue of slavery -- a social, economic and religious problem of
our early capitalistic society - and continued up to the problems of unemployment and inflation in the 80s.
.
He talked of Adam Smith's

Wealth of Nations
which said ducts became available on the
the Quakers of PA had recently world market, the Russians had
freed their slaves due to the fact increased trouble keeping up
that there were so few slaves in with the other countries. He said
the North. He said that after the that to solve their problem, he
the abolition of slavery, the once recommended letting people
lenders of money could not make cross the border -- an idea that
He
slaves out of debtors and "bank- was not warmly received.
that Gorbachev's
ers could again expect to go to also hopes
heaven."
Continued on p.3
He said that other problems
of early capitalism were: strong . . . . . . .- -. .- - - - - - •
economic groups in power which
were greatly resented, cruelties
against minorities (elderly, Jews,
Inside this wue:
Italians, former slaves and descendants), inadequate housing
Teacher's Voice . p. 3
and stress from depression.
According to Galbraith, modSAMS' Interview p. 4
ern capitalism could be divided
into three great revolutions - the
Sunshine! p. 6
Russian, the Roosevelt and the
Keynesian. He said that all three
Programming Day p.9
revolutions have run into trouble.
Home team hits homers p.1
In 1917, the Russian economy only had to deal with necessities like food, shelter and
clothing. As a wide range of pro-

�April 14, 1988

PAGE1WO

A pawn in their 2ame

Editorial

Faculty involvement vital

Enrollment, the bell
tower and Joolcor

This week's issue of The Beacon features a short question and
answer section in which faculty members were asked to respond to
how they felt they were treated by "the boss" (i.e. the
administrators) here at Wilkes. This section brings out a valid
point: many times the views of the faculty here are not taken into
consideration, or their views are never voiced because of the fear
of political retribution.
Yes, there are faculty meetings, and the
Faculty Grievance Committee, and the committee process in
general.
Certainly individual faculty members can talk to the
President or other administators privately, but overall,
faculty
participation in the operation of the College is severely limited.
Some would argue that faculty members are here only to teach.
How the school is managed should not concern them. Is there any
validity to this statement? True, not all faculty members are
trained in adminstrative skills.
Admimstrators are trained to
manage, and with this management comes a certain amount of
responsibility and power. It is when the power that administrators
are given becomes concentrated, and they are unwilling to
distribute that power evenly, that problems arise.
In this case,
faculty are refused a voice in issues that directly affect them, such
as merit pay, the hiring of adjunct professors, and university
status. These are issues that it is not only sensible to give faculty
members a chance to address, but necessary. After all, just as ali
faculty members are not aware of the intricacies of management,
administrators are not the authority on instructing students or the
autthority on the best interest of the faculty.
It would seem that abuse of power has become a problem at
Wilkes.
The most notable way in which the administrators are
taking advantage of this power is in the clandestine manipulation
of faculty members. Ideally, a faculty member should be assured
that if he expresses a view that "clashes with that of the
administrative view that there will be no retaliation, either direct
or indirect, against his actions. Judging from the hedging answers
The Beacon has received on touchy issues, and the reluctance of
many faculty members to go on the record with information, this
retaliation is a very real threat.
Although the President assures
the faculty that their _views can be heard, there are administrative
pressures that prevent faculty from speaking their minds.
If a faculty member has a grievance against a policy change
the College is making he is, in fact, taking a risk in speaking
out. If the faculty member is untenured the risk is obvious--he can
jepordize his opportunity for tenure by stepping on the wrong
toes. For tenured members of the community the risk is less
obvious. The powers that be have to work harder to make their
dissatisfaction known. This can take any of a variety of forms:
refusing orders for goods, giving the faculty member a too heavy,
too light or not challenging enough work load, cancelling (by
covert means) classes a faculty member is teaching. In any case,
a faculty member stands to lose from speaking his mind.
The question that remains is not how the faculty can get the
administrators to listen, although this is important.
The real
question is how to get the administration to share their power with
the faculty in those areas that require faculty input. The answer is
complicated by the fact that the adminstration seems to give the
faculty little more than "window-dressing" input. In the face of
administrative stonewalling, the solution to this problem must
originate from the faculty.
The Beacon
proposes a three-point solution.
First, the
faculty must organize to present a strong, unified front.
The
administration would be more receptive to a larger, more cohesive
group than they would to small, fragmented factions. Seco_nd, the
group must negotiate with the administration for the nght to
participate in college policy making. In affairs that dir~ctly affect
the academic atmosphere of the College or the faculty m general,
the faculty should be an integral part of management, not just a
corollary to that management. And finally, the faculty has to
insure the safety of its members. Any faculty member should have
the right to express. opinions that oppose administrative policy
without fear of retribution, perhaps through a set of enforceable
guidelines.
Political strongarming is unethical, and does not
promote a healthy cooperation between members of the
administration and faculty.
It makes sense for members of the faculty to be involved in
the management of the school when it directly involves them. But
this involvement can only be achieved through a cooperation
between the faculty and administration. Once this cooperation is
ac hieved,
it will not only generate a more effectively
fuunctioning institution, but will generate the kind of attitude that
is vital to the fulfillment of Wilkes' communal goals.

by M. E. Evers

Wilkes?
Don't ask silly questions.
The College always says it
expected enrollment to increase
next year.
It didn't specify
enrollment of humans .
Next
year's freshman class is expected
to be 40 percent Joolcorians, all
coming to Wilkes to get a
quality liberal arts education-something that doesn't exist on
Joolcor.
They're all marketing
and sales majors on Joolcor.
Really.
And
now
that
I've
enlightened you, I must leave
you, gentle readers. I promised
the world syndication rights to
this story to the Weekly World
News, and I have to have my
story in to them by tomorrow.
They've promised me front-page
coverage--and a picture!
(And
the Beacon relegates this story
to a "humor column"!
Hmmm.

Maybe it's time
newspapers!)
But since this is
short column, I'H leave )'Ill
a suggestion for filling
those dreary hours that
would've spent reading
column: go stare at some
drendron. I found them;
outside Sterling Hall.
they're going to bloom.
sometime soon. I ·ust know

Another week, another Beac.
. on.
So it doesn't rhyme
quite right.
(Whaddya think I
am, an English major?) Another
week, another column. And alas,
dear readers, no delightful little
memos from Dr. Breiseth awaited
my eager eyes at the Beacon
office this week, and everyone
at the Beacon
office--even the
stogie-smoker--hid
under
their
Write your Editor!
desks when I walked in this
week, so I'm afraid you're going
Just drop your le
to be stuck with what my
by The beacon ofti
somewhat fuzzy early-morning
on the 3rd floor of
mind has come up with this
week.
SUB. All letters
Well, here it is, gentle
be signed to insure
readers:
I finally understand
what the belltower's for.
validity, but name
Mind you, this isn't just
be withheld upon
another
column
about
the
belltower. This is the belltower
request.
column to top all belltower
columns--to top anything ever
written about the belltower--in 1
I
The Beacon or otherwise.
The belltower's actually a
signalling
post
for
alien
invaders
from
the
planet I
Joolkor. I'm sure of it.
I
The
idea
only
really . Name: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
crystallized in my mind this
Local Address: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
week, although suspicions have
been floating around in there for
a while.
Local Phone Number: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
Why do I think this? Well,
those funny-looking black "light
Permanent Address:. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
poles" that were just installed
gave me the first idea. They're
not light poles; they're landing
Class: _ _ _ _ _ _ __
guides. Like airport beacons, for
GPA: _ _ _ _ __
instance.
And all the paving that's
been going on around campus?
Positions interested in
Landing pads.
I'm sure of it.
(rate in order of preference)
Admit it, don't the sidewalks
Editor-in-Chief _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
around Pickering Hall look like
News Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
runways? Joolcor spaceships are
Feature Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
rather small (since Joolcorians
are small creatures, standing
Sports Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
only 3 feet high with antennas
Copy Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
extended), and this is more than
ample space for them to land in.
Photography Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
And all the grass that's been tom
Advertising Manager _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
up?
Easy.
Joolcorians are
allergic to the stuff.
Makes
Business Manager _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
them get hives.
Distribution Manager _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
I've even figured out why
the · clock face that looks out on
(Business &amp; Distribution Managers mus be white card
River Street doesn't show the
elfgible, parking will be available for distribution)
correct time: it's not a clock at
all. The other three are, but that
one's just a blind.
When the
Please deliver your application and a writing sam~le
Joolcorians prepare to land, the
(previous Beacon story, a term paper, or R'., English
c_Iock face slides off and the
paper) to Mr. Tom Bigler, Capin Hall -uom 20B
belltower becomes a docking
You will be called for an interview.
port--just like in all those
George Lucas movies!
Application deadline: Wed, April 20, 1988.
But why, you ask. Why is
the College doing all of this just
so space aliens can land at

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economy.
He talked about how the
elt administration dealt
some of its economic probby creating social programs
welfare and social security.
someone asked how likely
that the social security
would continue to exist,
"5J)Onded that he felt the
States would 40e rich
to continue to support
rly and that this should
amajor concern.
During the Keynesian era,
tion occurred.
Galbraith
lhat before this era the Preswouldn't mind meeting with
ists. ,. Now, if the Presfound out that he was schedto meet with an economist,
·ght want to postpone the
tment for a · few days or
because he was probably
bad news. Galbraith said
if Reagan sees an economist
g, he would probably want
pone it for months or simeel the appointment.
He said that as a result of
Slagflation, bureaucratic tenresulted similar to those
Soviet Union. There was
ce to innovation, change

and managerial problems. Intelligence was measured by who
was in power and in terms of the
government then in control.
After encountering so much
bureaucracy, Galbraith said that
he began to notice something
happening in certain industries - people were beginning to resemble the products they manufactured.
Remedies have been as painful as the disease of stagflation itself. Galbraith said that cutting
the budget weakened the basic industry, caused farm disaster.
higher unemployment rates and a
heavy international trade deficit.
Although he said he did not
befieve that there is any magic
in monetary policy, he was not
against cutting the budget where
necessary . This would apply to
programs
involving
technological advancements but not
Lo many social programs.
He
said even if the national budget
is reduced, minorities lik~ the elderly, farmers and minimum wage
workers should be protected.
Galbraith was hopeful for
the future of the US economy.
He paralleled last year's stock
market 'Crash to the crash of
1929. Although there were some
rough years following the crash,
he said, the market trading did

A pilgrimage to reverse
the Arms Race

improve. He said that since we
have social programs available
and a good banking system not
present in the 20s, recovery
from the latest crash should be
easier.
When asked what presidential candidate he would support, he replied that, as a rule,
he always supported friends and
that Gov. Michael Dukakis was ·a
friend from his
home state of
Massachusetts.
Galbraith's visit was organized by the Jewish Community
Center of Wyoming Valley, in cooperation with King's College,
College
Misericordia, Luzerne
County Community College, College Misericordia and Wilkes College.
Representives of Wilkes at
the student question and answer
period at the news conference
held prior to the lecture were:
Anne Humphrey, West Pittston;
David Tevet, Kingston; Nagwa
Taylor,
Kingston;
John
J.
Walsh,
Wilkes-Barre;
and
Samuel
Perry,
Wilkes-Barre.
President Christopher Breiseth,
Theodore Engel, dean of the
Wilkes School of Business and
Economics,
and
Jane
Manganella, public relations director, were also present at the
day's events.

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by Amy Braun
Some of our nation's concerns about international peace
have been relieved since Ronald
Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev
signed the INF agree-ment. But
, was that enough? People need to
make a statement about peace,
and college students are planning
a two-week peace walk to reverse
the direction of the Arms Race.
This walk will be aiming to halt
the progress of nuclear testing.
The march will go through many
east coast c1 ties. the east coast
being the most densly populated
part of the country. By marching, the peace message will be
brought to the thousands of
people who will be encoun-tered,
as well as those who will later
read about the walk.
Petitions
will be given to Congressmen
along the way to urge them to
demand legislation to slow the
arms race. Workshops and presentations will be pro-vided to
educate those involved about the
arms race.
There are two phases of the
walk: New York to Philadelphia,

May 23 to May 29, and
Philadelphia
to
Washington,
May 29 to June 5. One has the
option of walking in one phase
or both phases.
The walk is sponsored by
many peace groups and religious
groups on the east coast. On the
national level,
it is supported
by United Campuses to Prevent
Nuclear War. This is the fifth annual pilgrimage.
It will begin
Monday, May 23, at the United
Na-lions in NYC, and seven days
later the walkers will arrive at
Indepen-dence
Hall,
Philadelphia. The final phase will end
in Washington.
A fifteen minute VHS video
cassette of previous peace walks,
or a set of 105 slides with a 12
minute audio tape, are also available.
The deadline for registration is April 30. Food and indoor lodging are available every
day. The average daily distance
covered is 12 miles. For fur-ther
information about the peace walk
or a registration form, contact
Andy Morrell in the Programming Board office, 3rd floor of
the SUB, or call x2925.

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by Rob Mac Arthur
How do the teachers feel
they are treated by "the boss" at
Wilkes? So often the voice of
the teacher goes unheard, so I
thought it was time to change
that. All names are withheld to
remove any fears which · may
cause teachers to alter genuine
answers. Here's what tliey said:
"The administration seems
not to care about the desires or
opinions of the faculty. Faculty
are told that we have input into
various decisions, but, actually,
we have none.
The administration is riot nearly so aggressive in improving the abysmal
salaries and horrendously inadequate benefits of Wilkes faculty
members."
"It's about the same as at
other schools.
Now, state
schools are a different story.
There have been substantial improvements in the past year."
"My impression is that they
are fairly sensitive to the faculty
needs."
"I'm only part-time, so I
don't have to deal with them too
much."
"I never feel treated by the
administration, I deal with them.
I'm an equal partner in the
operation of the school. "
"The word I would use is
CHEAP. We arc treated like we
are cheap, like the peripheral

part of the college."
"I chink I'm treated pretty
well for a part-time teacher."
"I can only speak for
myself, and I would say that we
are treated with great respect by
both the administration and the
students -- it doesn't pay very
well, but we get treated like
kingl Our resources are limited.
There are all kinds of things that
aren't right, but Wilkes is a good
employer."
"I think we could get more
credit where credit is due. We
don't get the nice pat on the
back that we should get at
times."
"It's tough for me to answer,
I'd better pass."
"Badly. This past week an
administrator fired the chairman
of the education department. The
chairman
of
the
education
department has been chairman
for many years.
The administrator has been at Wilkes for
four months. Clearly, if the administration does not like what a
teacher is doing, they will
retaliate."
"Salary-wise, Wilkes falls
below the national average. But
there is a lot more to teaching
than economics, such as adequate
facilities, class size and equipment. We try to keep class sizes
small, but equipment and facilities are not what they should
be."

�P~ 'EFOUR

April 14, 1988

•
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address on peace

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The Most Reverend Thomas
Gumbleton, Auxiliary Bishop of
Detroit, will present a major public address on peace and nonviolence on Saturday, April 16 at
1:30 pm during the annual Pennsylvania
Newman
Province
(PNP) College Student Conference hosted in Wilkes-Barre this
coming weekend
The program will be offered
at First Presbyterian Church,
Northampton Street at South
Franklin Street in downtown
Wilkes-Barre and is open to the
public free of charge. The address will be preceeded by a
press conference from 11:15noon in the parlor of the education room.
Bishop Gumbleton currently
serves as the President of Pax
Christi, USA, the American
Chapter of the International
Peace Movement which is strongly endorsed by Pope John Paul
II and is one of five bishops
responsible for the authorship of
the US Catholic Bishops' recent
peace pastoral letter, The Challange of Peace: God's Promise and
Our Response which has stirred
much controversy and discussion
not only among Christian churches but in the secular political and

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Following Bishop Gumbleton's talk an interfaith panel
discussion will focus on the
issues of his address concerning
nonviolence.
Panelists include
Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy, Dean of
Graduate Studies .and Continuing
Education at Wilkes College and
lecturer
on
international
religions.
Mr. Michael Shipe, a student at the University of Pittsburgh; Rev. Ted Lorah, Pastor
of Maple Grove United who serves as Vice-President for the
National Federation for Social
Act-ion 'and member of the

Church and Society Committee
of the Wyoming Conference of
the United Methodist Church;
and Barbara Craig, RSM, prison
minister at the Chase Correctional Institute who has served as a
church missionary in war-tom
Central America.
The
public
address
of
Bishop Gumbleton and the interfaith panel discussion are one
part of the weekend college student conference entitled "Disarming the Heart," a program devoted to three levels of peacemaking: interior (personal integration and the pressures and family relationships), and public

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my fir
in 195
said: "al

Dominick Bair, Brian Nalesnik and Dave Serino talked with Doug Qui
local resident suffering from MS, to find out how Quinn handles the disease.

Students Against Multipl
Sclerosis (SAMS):
A personal interview
by Dominick Bair,
Brian Nalesnik, and
Dave Serino
Imagine waking up in the
morning to face a day of pain
and hardship. This is what Doug
Quinn has to deal with. Doug is
fighting against multiple sclerosis. Doug has had the first symptoms of this crippling disease
since the summer of 1967. His
hand became numb; similar to
the feeling of hitting your crazy
bone. He finally visited a doctor
after he lost the use of his hand.
Doug was very unaware of this
disease and his first reaction
was, "Give me the medicine and
I'll get better." But even today
there is no cure. Now, after twenty years of adjusting to a different lifestyle,
Doug thinks

"Why me?"
Doug is currently a fourthyear student at Scranton University studying health and human
services. He is also doing a §credit internship at the multiple
sclerosis
Society
located
in
Wilkes-Barre.
What motivates
Doug is "not wanting to give
up." He says, "So much has to
be done in life, but I realize that
I cannot do the things I used to."
Doug no longer plays tennis or
golf, he must now play chess.
"I must not change the intensity,
but I must change the direction

of life."
Doug realizes that multiple
sclerosis is an individual disease
which affects each person who
has it differently. Doug feels very optimistic that the multiple
sclerosis research will eventually

find a cure. Doug pushes
to the limit every day;
joys "helping someooe
then I do not feel
Doug is &amp;onfident that
cure will be found, but
hopes that the public is
the crippling disease.
Multiple Sclerosis •
sease that is unknown to •
Students Against Multiple
sis in association with
tional Multiple Sclerosis
will be conducting a
Thursday, April 21, at II
in Stark 101 to inform
on the subject of MS,
Friday, April 22, a flllld
will be held in the
fight this crippling
Only with the sup(X)lt
public can we
multiple sclerosis.

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; Dr.
)nally

further
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and Co
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April 14, 1988

lannary speaks about the role of ·1aywers
following
paswere
taken
from
Harold
Flannary's
to
students
from
pre-law
seminar
held
· 7 at the CPA.
On my first day of law
, in 1958, a luncheon
said: "always remember,
r can save a life but a lawcan make it worth living."
were times during law
when that professional
nt was obscured by the
ry of learning to "think
alawyer," but I and many of
classmates co ·nued to belaseriously if not literally.
More recently, it has bethe conventional wisdom
·se lawyers much dify. Some critics point out
lawyers do not increase the
te of
raw
materials,
or even capital produced
economy.
Lawyers do
ge the pie; rather, they
energy, time, and money
ling about how to divide
example, we have many
bwyers per capita than Jap, and the resources devoted
should be reallocated to
productivity. Another
, heard primarily in the
ic sector of the pro, is that modem American
~s not balance and adjust
ting interests
neutrally.
, the law and its practition'ntain the interests of the
' at the expense of the
The

er observers point to the
of partners in major
titan law firms, which
y range from one hundred-

ultip

w

cure. Doug pushes
: limit every day;
"helping someone
I do not feel
is confident that
will be found, but
that the public is a
ippling disease.
'1ultiple Sclerosis is
that is unknown to
nts Against Multiple
1 association with
Multiple Sclerosis
be conducting a
;day, April 21, at 11
:ark 101 to inform
~e subject of MS,
y, April 22, a f
be held in the
this
crippling
with the support
c can we
pie sclerosis.

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Wilkes College ROTC
tachment 752 Presents:
The Northeast Express"
U. 5. Air Force Rock Band
the Band of the East.
onnance is on Wednesday,
April 20, 1988
from 2PM to 3:30PM.
band will play outside
melawn between the SUB
and the Alumni House.
heather is inclement,
~rformance will be held
in the cafeteria.
completely free of charge.
by and enjoy the sounds of
Northeast Express"
·ng all of your favorite
contemporary hits.
DON'T MISS IT!

htty to seven uunoreo-nuy tnous- can proctuce even locally un- three federal judges deposeu, u,v
u,c more basic point, I believe,
and dollars a year, and they say popular change without violence.
governor of Arizona impeached, is that the law gave Congress the
that the gap between those numSecond, the rule of law several Illinois judges go to jail, power to set policy -- even
hers and the income of the typ- protects the economically or and the resignation of President wrongly. Colonel North may exical wage earner cannot be defend- politically weak. When the May- Nixon as the Watergate-related press his disagreement to his
ed.
Finally,
the
Watergate or of New York decides to hosp- legal process neared a climax.
supe1iors, or he may resign and
scandal of the ninteen-seventies italize a
street person inOne of the law's ways of con- take his case to the public, but
was not imposed uoon us by voluntarily -- for his own good, straining the strong is its al- he may not implement his perteachers or doctors: from Nixon as he sees it -- the law prevents location of power. For example, ception of the national interest
and Michell down to Gordon it unless he can prove by an Oliver North is a patriotic mil- contrary to law.
Liddy the primary culprits were evidentiary standard that she is a itary officer who believes that
Forth, the rule of law is a
lawyers.
threat to herself or others.
A our national interest requires that unifying and stabilizing force in
Those are just some of the woman's right to abort her we aid the Nicaraguan rebels. our society. Unlike most nations
modem criticisms of the law and ~regnancy_ "'.ou~d _lose at the pols His perception of the national in- we are heterogeneous; our ethnic
lawyers, and bear in mind that m many Jllflsdict10n,_ but the law terest is so clear, and his belief traditions. differ markedly.
Just
they do not even refer to other is- protects the exercise of that is so strong, that he would in my lifetime, for example, our
sues, such as the seeming inef- right.
Of course, the point is allegedly break the law in order Hispanic and Asian populations
fectiveness
of
the
criminal not whether you or I favor or to fulfill that interest. That case have mushroomed.
justice system. Moreover, crit- disfavor abortions for ourselves; is incomplete and we should not
There is strength in diver1c1sm is not new: Shakespeare the law protects a woman's right pre-judge it. But if the allegat- sity, to be sure, but there is
has Dick the Butcher say, in to make for herself what may be ions are correct, it must be said strength in unity as well. And
Henry The Sixth:
"The first a politically unpopular decision.
that Colonel North did not under- our linguistic, cultural, and gasthing we do, let's kill all the lawThird, the rule of law curbs stand that the policy decision tronomic pluralism are united in
yers."
the strong.
If the dictator of making power was not his to the rule of law: that much at least
From my persl)f'.-etive those Panama allegedly breaks the law, exercise.
we have in common.
are legitimate questions about the question · is how to call him
Of course, no official should
the law and lawyering, and to all to account or get rid of him.
lie to the people, i.e., to Conof you, but especially u'10se who Recent years here have seen
gress, if that is what he did. But
are thinking about law as a
vocational option, I say that you
should think carefully about how
those
questions
apply
to
yourselves.
I
think
about
those
questions, every day figuratively,
and I so not come to you with
answers. (You should beware of
anyone who has the answers. Be
skeptical, because the law is not
a definitive terminal condition;
it is an endless process · of
identifying
and
resolving
doubts.) Rather, I come to you
with some oilier considerations
that underlie my devotion to the
law in most of its aspects.
I shall try to identify four of
them, and whether or not the following perceptions are objectively accurate, I believe them to
be first-hand ones. That is to
say, our law to be fully understood must be seen in historical
perspective
and
not as
a
snapshot. Nevertheless, even in
my brief time as a lawyer I have
experienced or witnessed some
l'rogress on the new Wilkes College Sports/Conference Center continues.
attributes of the law !}lat I fmd t - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - remarkable.
First, the rule of law permits
orderly change and may requir,
it. If some citizens are denied
by Kim Klimek
equal protection of the laws by
included in the science category.
scopy," both advised by Turoczi.
being educationally segregated or
Two
papers have been
Turoczi said that papers
Five Wilkes students will be entered
denied the right to vote on
in
the
engineering w!li be presented in standard proaccount . of their race or color, participating in the Eastern Col- category. Tom Urso and Don fessional settings before peers
the law requires orderly change. leges Science Conference (ECSC) Zelek entered a paper on "Rob- and faculty members.
He said
at Ithaca College, NY.This an- otics" and James Carroll and that awards will be given to
And the resulting change is not
nual conference for independent Daniel Crandall submitted a pap- students who have the best papmerely declaratory: examples abresearch students will be held on er entitled "Designing the Rem- crs. The judges will base the
ound of the effects of the lawful
April 14, 15 and 16. Over 300 ote Environmental Monitorinp awards on the written mancivil rights revolution.
undergraduate students from 30 Station." Dr. Vasu Chouohry is uscripts submitted by students
Black .mayors, North and
South, are now familiar; one prin- colleges , along the east coast the advisor for these students.
over a month ago.
cipal contender for the Dem- will be attending the event.
Those submitting papers in
7
According
to
Dr.
Les the biology department included: Enter "TL.- N D • G
ocratic presidential nomination
,,
ff
I
,u: ew atzng ame
I
is black, and the oilier one never Turoczi, Wilkes institutional co- Mileeh 1R o bb"msf Non "Ski
" n d ir-:tc- WHEN: Saturday, April 23
misses an opportunity to dem- ordinator of the conference, all mort o ogy o
ewts
a v..;cd I TIME· 7 .00
onstrate his fluency in Spanish, science and engineering students ~Y Dr. D!vid. Long, Dan Wil- WHERE:· sLfm101
and so on. Of course, overdue taking courses in independent hams on
Micronucleus Form- IP" k
I
change can come about in studies were eligible to submit ation in Different Genetic Stairs S~B up ~n :nrzb:t the Cafe,
~rS'LCtarlO
Y
or see I
several ways, but our experience their project papers for consider- of Mice" and Henry Novroski on If.
"Long. B.one
·, ,. . .Electron .. Micro.
oyce zn _ _ .. _ . .... _. _ _· J
~ _
teaches that the rule of the law ation. Social science entries are

stu de rt ts

to attend conference

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�April 14, 1988

PAGE SIX

•

The sun 1s beginning to shine
by Wendi Harvey
On Saturday, March 26,
people living between Sixth
Street and Avenue A in the Lower
East Side peered from the filthy
windows of their dilapidated
brick apartment buildings. They
watched a van and a car full of
clean, Well-fed college students
unload in front of a neglected
four story structure.
The students stood on a
street filled with rubbish in front
of the grafitti-covered building
which they would inhabit during
their spring break. They knew
they had a great deal of work to
do, so they took a deep breath of
New York air and entered the
building.
The sight and odor inside
the building were worse than on
the street and some of the students gasped. The grafitti did not
stop outside the building;
it
somehow got past the deadbolted
steel doors, and made it's way
onto the walls and ceiling of the
foyer.
The students climbed to the
third floor wh~re they would
work and sleep for the week.
This was it; this was the l1oor
used as a shelter to house home-

le~"S people, and this was the reason they were here.
The students all chose to
spend their spring break in New
York renovating the Trinity Shelter.
They each felt that they
would be doing something to
help fellow human beings, although most of them weren't sure
what that something was. They
were doing actual hands-on work,
but that wasn't all.
By doing
something small like fixing up a
shelter, they were doing something big -- they were showing
that they care about fellow hum ans bei11gs.
Five students from Wilkes
College,
two
students
from
King's
College,
and
eight
students from Kent .State University attended the event. Also in
attendance were Tony Vento,
Interfaith
liaison
to
Wilkes
College, and Pat Duhon, Campus
Minister at the Newman Center
for Kent State University, who organized the event with Ch::trlie
McGarry and Christoph Lingg,
two men who supervise the shelter.
Upon arrival at the shelter,
students were given some time to
adjusting to their new surroundings. A few stood looking onto

the street below through dirt-covered windows, and they were
shocked to see drugs and money
bei~g passed in sight of everyone on the street.
Others explored the three
rooms and bathroom of the shelter. The bathroom was a major
concern for everyone there. On
the first day in the shelter there
was no running water. On Sunday, and throughout the rest of
the week, there was only cold water, so those who did not want to
stand in a rusty portable shower
which only sprayed ice cold water had to do without.
The three groups of college
volunteers joined together for a
group meeting. Names were exchanged and reasons for heiping
the homeless were shared. It was
an informal meeting, and afterwards the group went to an Indian restaurar t .for dinner.
Sunday Wll$ a free day for all
the volunteers. Everyone spent
the day sigh:seeing in New York
City.
It was a fun-filled day
which enabled everyone to g0!
acquainted. ..
Renovations started early
Monday morning at 8. After a
short meeting discussing the specifics of what needed to be done

first, the work began. Everyone Lower East First street,
was split into different groups had chances to mingle
hundred homeless people.
according to their slcills.
There were holes in the kitchen serves lunch six
walls and ceilings to be pla- week to hungry people who
stered, cracked walls to be in the rubbish-filled streelS
scraped, and a large amount of · ing for nourishment.
scrubbing to do. , Steps needed to
For most of the peoplt'
be constructed to replace the come to the soup kitchen,
wobbly crates which were being be their only meal for 1111
used, and heaps of garbage need- There were a variety of
ed to be removed.
Everyone people who entered the
spent the day working stren- each day.
One man
uously.
college graduate who lost
Tremendous changes occurred in 1978 and spent his $3,
throughout the week. The floors vings while trying to find
were scrubbed, the walls were He couldn't pay his rent,
painted white, and the windows was evicted from his
were cleaned. It changed from a and now he is homeless.
filthy, unorganized shelter into a is only one example of the
clean, comfortable "home."
people · in the world who
Along with renovating the going through hard times.
shelter for homeless people,
Every volunteer wallced
there were opportunities to be ed- with a new perspective oo
ucated about the vast number of not one person who attended
.unfortunate people in the world. event regretted giving up
There were a variety of speakers her Spring Break. The
who gave everyone courage . to concern ·has begun, and the
'continue working for the better- is beginning to shine.
ment of mankind.
fi!iii!i.i!i.i.i!iii.i~~~~~~ During a meeting about ex-

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How was your break?

A different perspective

him.

m:{ ~:~~

by Bill Barber
First day back to classes and
who do I have to run into in
front of Sordoni Gallery waiting
for the elevator? Natalie Nozup,
that's who.
That popular snob
from the drama department. To
ease the long wait, I bothered to
ask her, by way of making conversation, what she had done over
break.
"Oh, naturally I went to Manhattan," she gushed.
"That's nice," I said, staring
at the floor indicator over the elevator door. Would the car never
get back to ground floor?
Natalie crooked her hair behind
her ear and kept talking.
"Had lunch with Madonna,
saw 'Hairspray' with Mink Stole
and did dinner with Leslie Gore
who is planning a comeback album!" Natalie told me.
"That's nice," I offered.
I
had stayed home and steam-andvac'd the carpets.
"Then," Natalie continued,
"I got taken to "Into the Woods"
for Bernadette Peters final performance and sat right in front of
Steven Sondheim."
Natalie
searched my eyes for envy. The
elevator finally arrived.

"That's nice." I offered,
searching my brain for something exciting that I had done,
like lubing my recliner.
"Next
it
was
off
to
'Tallulah'." Natalie
went on
breathlessly.
"Did I tell you I
know the guy that wrote it?" she
asked me. Before I could answer
Natalie continued, "Well, naturally he insisted on taking pie
backstage
to
meet
Helen
Gallagher, the Star of that onewoman show.
Couldn't have
been sweeter, don't you think?"
Natalie wanted to know.
"The sweetest," I said.
The elevator stopped at the
second floor while nobody got
on or off to interrupt the conversation.
"Naturally we all went out to
Charlie's for drinks," Natalie
went on. · Helen was so supportive of my career here at
Wilkes. Told me to look her up
the simple minute I graduate.
Isn't that special?" Natalie wanted to know.
"That's special," I offered.
The elevator stopped at the third
floor and nobody got on or off.
"Then Daddy picked me up
in the Village and drove us to
the Hamptons for a picnic at

Davirl Lettermaa's.
Everybody
who is anybody was there," she
tole me.
I remembered that Veronica
and I had had dinner at ChiChi 's, but I didn't mention it.
The elevator finally got to the
fourth floor.
"What did you do?" Natalie
finally condescended to ask me.
She crooked her hair behind her
other ear and assumed fifth position.
"I changed the oil in my
Honda, all by myself." ·1 offered.
"That's sweet," Natalie said.
The elevator doors finally opened on the fourth floor.
She
called "Toodles," and started running down the hall toward Earth
Science. "I have to dash," she
called over her shoulder.
"I'm
having lemonade with Chris
Breiseth at 4:00."
Suddenly
I
remembered.
"Natalie," I shouted, "I forgot to
tell you. Over b.-eak I sold my
novel!" But she was gone.
I ambled slowly toward the
Math Department.
"Oh
well,"
I
thought,
staring through the glass window
into the bleak math offices.
"Some _people h~e all the luck."

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1
less 1;:o:upd;~~
Each of them had a story to tell
if you wanted to listen. At the fH?'?
Joseph House soup kitchen on liiiiiiiii~iiii;i;i;;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j'j;jjii;i;i;i;i,;,...,.,.

�April 14,1988

dmissions sem. a hit

Get happy Gemini

--

it's yours!
st First street,
:es to mingle
1ome.l ess peopl
:rves lunch s·
ungry people
&gt;bish-filled s
nishment.
lOSt Of the
1e soup kitch
inly meal for
~ a variety of
10 entered tho
One man
1duate who I
1d spent his
~ trying to fl
t pay his re
d from his
is homeless.
example of
the world
ii. hard times.
oluntecr w
perspective
:on who a
ed giving up
lreak. The
begun, and
o shine.

ii

Scorpio- No comment. This is a week that your
destiny is in your hands; good or bad it is up to you.
Don't make a mistake you'll regret for the rest of your
life.
Leo- Go home, lock the doors, hide under your den
-table, and bite the bullet. Wow, Leo -- hang in there;
it doesn't look like it will be a pretty week.
Libra- A very pleasing week for you.
.GREAT, just o.k.

Not totally

Taurus- Have some faith, the world will not fall in on
\ you. Believe it or not, you can do it all if you put your
( mind to it. Success is a heart beat away.

~
above (I tor) is, row 1: John Chwalek, Special Assistant for College Advancement; Dale Duncan,
her of the Times Leader; Tom Bigler, Professor of Speech, Communications and Theater Arts; and Jim
featured speaker; row 2: Sandor Yelen, attorney; Rhonda Fahmy, Wilkes graduate and first year law
tat Georgetown; Dr. John Natzke, Chairman-Soc./Anthro. Department; Dr. Bradford Kinney, Chairmanh, Communications and Theater Arts Department; and Dr. James Rodechko, Dean of College of Arts and
; row 3: Michael Navin, Dean-Dickinson School of Law; Eugene Roth, attorney; Dr. Christopher
,President of the Colle e; and Dr. Geor e Waldner, Vice-President of Academic Affairs.
Jennifer Douglas
Lee Morrell
t Thusrday, the admisdepartment held a dual
for high school students
effort to boost admissions
of the school's strongest
.. Communications and
. There were speakers in
ds of journalism and law.
event took place in the
y Dickson Darte Center
Performing Arts.
program began at 10 am
introductions and opening
by Bernard Vinovrski,
of Admissions, and Dr.
er Breiseth,
College
t. Following the Presremarks, the two groups
and went their separate
journalism group (a
of high school newspaper
and their advisors as well
a small contingent from
) found their way to a
hall.
Dr. Bradford
, chairman of the Speech,
1cauons and
Theater
department opened the prollowing Kinney was Dale
, publisher of the Times
. Duncan spoke about what
a quality high school
per and also about cen. in high school news. His main point was that,
h it is wrong to do,
s still have the right to
because "they · own the
' Duncan. then fielded quesfrom the audience.
next and final speaker
Jim Clark, a high school

senior from Ocean City, New
Jersey.
Kinney introduced him
as "a high school student . . . no
different from you, except he is
concerned!" Clark is the editor-inchief of the The Billows, the
Ocean
City
High
Sc!-_c;ol
newspaper, and an accomplished
sports writer and columnist for
the Ocean City Sentinal Ledger.
Clark's main theme was "Social
Concerns of the High School
Student." He also commented on
how to write crisp editorials; for
this he brought a hand-out.
Clark also took questions.
The other seminar was
geared toward the potential lawyer. These students were brought
to yet a different recital hall also
located in the CPA.
The first speaker was Eugene
Roth, a Wilkes alumnus and attomey at the firm of Rosenn,
Jenkins and Greenwald.
Roth
spoke about the opportunities in
the field of law. He mentioned
how a lawyer isn't confined to
just being an attorney.
Following Roth was Goerge
Waldner, vice-president of academic affairs.
Waldner spoke
about the pre-law program at
Wilkes.
Wilkes does not have
pre-law as a major; instead, it
has a council set up to advise
students who would like to attend
law school. The council is headed by Dr. John Natzke who is
assisted by Dr. Barbara Jordan as
advisors.
The next person to speak
was Rhonda Fahmy, a Wilkes
graduate and first year law
student at Georgetown University. Fahrny told of her experiences as a first year law student.

Gemini- Happy Week!!! You deserved it; you got
it.
Capricorn- Calm yourself with the little things
because this week you will be spending a lot of time
on some big surprises.
Cancer- Be on guard for some overt hostility coming
your way. You may not deserve it, so stand up and
give it right back.

Some of the students found her to
be the most useful speaker
Pisces- There is something fishy in you life Pisces. If
because she told it like it is.
you
don't find out what it is, you'll be sushi this week.
She told about the six or seven
hours a night of studying; the
Aries- Go for it all this week. The stars say you'll
four inch thick textbooks; the
need for Black's Legal Dictionary
have unbelievable good luck.
to look up every other legal
term in a sentence and the need
Aquarius- Work a little harder Aquarius, you don't
to know -- not memorize -- laws
realize how much you can do if you put your mind to
and precedents.
it. The stars say you're wasting your life and can do
The
final
speaker
was
Michael Navin, the dean of
better.
Dickinson School of Law. He reemphasized what Fahmy said.
Sagittarius- Who died and made you boss? Gee,
He also added a basic look at
you
think you own the world and you know
what law schools look for (i.e.
everything. Even if you do, don't let anybody know.
GPA and LSAT scores).
He
pointed out that no particular
Nobody likes a know-it-all.
major is necessary for undergraduates to enter law school;
Virgo-This will be a complicated week Virgo. It may
you don't have to be a Political
start off good, but it will not end so well.
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of all -- choose something that
is challenging.
Following the final speaker,
both groups met in the CPA
lobby for lunch.
After the meal came the
-Mlnl-Concerl:
keynote speaker, The Honorable
J.
Harold
"Nick"
Flannery.
Judge Flannery is a Wilkes
-Novelly:
alumnus and a judge on the
Massachusetts
State
Superior
Court.
For more on Judge
-Films:
Flannery's address, see the highlights on page 5.
The entire program was the
brain child of and was coordinated by John Chwalek,
associate Dean of admissions.
Mr. Chwalek hopes that he can
enlarge these programs and make
them an annual event.

Wilk.es College Programming Board
Announces the following open.in.gs for
1988-1989 committee chairmen

dances, concerts,
large scale events, etc.
comedians, hypnotists,
lectures, magicians, etc.
Selecting latest and classic
movies, arranging film
festivals, etc.
Interes_ted.studen.ts may attend a
Prolframminf Boa.rd meeting, Thursdays,
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April 14, 1988

A night of jazz and comedy
by Lee Morrell
Once again the Programming Board has succeeded in
bringing to Wilkes some quality
entertainment. . Saturday night, a
CPA audience of over one
hundred people were treated to an
evening of fabulous entertainment from the "Nightsounds" of
Central City Nite Flite, and the
comedy of Earl Reed.
Central City Nite Flite, the
opening act, primed the audience
for the fast paced jabs of Reed.
They played three tunes and left
the audience wanting more. In
fact, even Reed was complimentary. "If I ever guest host
'The Late Show', I'm gonna bring
you guys on with me," · he
pledged to the band and the
crowd.
Reed's humor was fast and
furious as he went from item to
item on his "list." He found the
funniest things in every little
piece of life he could find. A
look at the first two minutes of
his performance will confirm
that. He went from wanting to
"hold hands and sing 'Kumbaya"'
to college ("I went to college, I
can prove it; I can do that thing
with the bottle cap!") to the
women in Iowa (" 1 out of 3
women in Iowa are ugly, so look
to the left and look to the right,
if either of those people are
beautiful, you're in trouble!") to
why women pee in groups and
finally to why they call bathrooms "restrooms" -- all this in a
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two minute span!
He also poked fun at TV
gameshows, commercials ("4 out
of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who
chew gum; who's the fifth dentist
that doesn't recomend sugarless?"), parents ("Parents are stupid.
For Halloween my Dad
wrapped us in tin-foil and called
us leftovers"), getting lost on
Public Square ("The Misfit of

Geometry, a round square"), cruising on Public Square ("I'm not
cruising,
I'm
lost!"),
toys,
Wilkes Security, the WilkesBarre/Scranton Airport ("It looks
like someones house."), karate,
Rap Music, The Station ("I don't
mind, but is it gonna move at
night."), SATs, movies, woman
at war, The Secret Recipe of
Kentucky Fried Chicken (MSG),
and Michelob Light ("Would two

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for him to tour as an
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recently for Debbie Gibsoo.
Despite the extreme
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hours), the entire crowd
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a beer?' Yes, if it's hot and it's
the last one!").
The show, however, would
not be complete without the antics of "The Designated Heckler,"
the everpresent Flounder. Once
again, Flounder added his two ce
. . . make that two dollars to the
show. As in the past, the comedian -- in this case Reed -- put
Flounder in his place and continued with the laughs.
The future looks quite bright
for Reed.
In the next few

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The first student art exhibit of the spring semester opened
in the Evans Hall Gallery. The work of Larry Kopenis has
display throughout the week and will be extended to a final S
night presentation between 7 and 9pm.
The show consists mostly of oil paintings with the exce
one piece, a violent triptych entitled "Washington," which is a
Upon sampling the paintings one will find a variety of subject
with portraits predominating. Yet, even these familiar thelDCI
somewhat disconcerting in their color, drawing or context An e
of the latter is a picture entitled "The Repast," in which Sh
appears in green room harshly illuminated by the lurid glare of a
lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. On the window sill !hen:
apple. Three moons occupy the purple night sky.
This type of anti-symbolism is mixed with other su
obviously taken from nature. The painting itself is consi
vigorous and colorful. It has what might be called a rough
The variety of approaches is continually challenging. In fac~ each
presents the viewer with a different question. It is answering to
questions that make the pictures come to life.

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way toward the cafeteria help?"
midday meal. While pasThe young man lifted his
ugh the lobby area of _eyes to us. Indeed, he had been
Learning Center, which weeping.
"You want to help?"
only referred to as the he asked. We nodded in unison.
ter lounge," I noticed a
"Have you got six hundred
figure sitting by his and
forty-five
dollars?"
He
in a darkened comer.
·sobbed uncontrollably.
' I wondered aloud,
We were puzzled. "Man," exis that character iJ1' the cor- claimed Ed, "get a grip on yourself."
"Tell us what ails you," I
oo not know," Ed replied,
begged.
appears as though he is
The
fellow
cleared
his
'
throat, lifted his head from his
did indeed appear as
lap, and momentarily regained
the shadowy figure was
his composure. It quickly escapsilently to himself. Beed him him as he exclaimed with
emen of good will, we
that we should see what a sob, ''I'VE BEEN TAGGED!"
With that he burst into tears
bling the lad. We aponce again. We were confused.
him.
I said. "Is
What was he talking about?
Ta ed. It did sound · ul.

yclred. bastam!

trol of himself, and we found out
"What are you trying to do?"
that his name was Ratty: Ratty
"Shh," said Ratty the Comthe Commuter. We, in turn, inmuter, "listen!"
traduced ourselves to him.
Suddenly we heard an appro"Ratty," I asked, "what did
aching sound,"Putt putt putt"
you mean when you said you
Ratty the Commuter began
were 'tagged'?"
to jump and shout, "Here he
Without saving a word, he
comes! Here he comes! Here he
rose from his seat and motioned comes!"
for us to follow him. He led us
"Who?" we asked.
out of Stark and down River
"It's . . .THE TAGMAN!"
Street. We followed him across
screamed Ratty, and he dove into
the street and down West River the bushes. We followed him.
Street behind Darte.
"Look, there he is," whis"Come with me behind these pered Ratty the Commuter.
bushes," said Ratty.
Ed and I peered through the
"Wait a second!" cried Ed. weeds to see a little man with a
''I'm not going behind no bushes helmet riding a motorcycle. he
with some guy called Ratty!"
was approaching a line of cars
"But he is going to show us parked along the side of the
what 'tagging' means," I argued. road.
Then I thought about what I had
"It's a cop," said Ed, being
just said.
very familiar with the likes.
Ed and I looked at each
"He's gonna tag! He's gonna tag!" gasped Ratty the
Commuter. "Here he gooooes!"
· With that, the little man
- shot from one end of the block
all the way down as far as the
This "special eYent," called a human eye could see, back just
Day of Programming happened as fast. He stood up. and looked
today in the Stark Lobby. at the long line of cars before
Students saw videos and heard him. Each one now had a small
recordings of performers for the white piece of paper tucked
up-coming semester.
Members neatly beneath the wiper blade.
Each car had been ticketed;
of the Programming Board were
each
car had been tagged. The
also available to answer any
questions students may have had little helmeted man then smiled a
smug little smirk. He turned to
concerning the organization.
The Programming Board is a mount his little mtorcycle.
Just then, Ratty the Comvery
worthwhile
organization
muter
snapped. He couldn't take
and has done a great deal for the
Wilkes
College
community. any more. He bolted out of the
Students returning next semester bushes and tackled the little
should take advantage of the man. He wrapped his hands ar events and entertainment the ound the little man's little neck.
"He's choking him down!"
Board has to offer . . . there is
more to do on this campus than hollered Ed.
"Take that, you relentless
students may realize.

Arrrrggghhh!" screamed
Ratty the Commuter.
By then, thousands of commuters had gathered around.
They cried with joy at the sight
of the little man getting his.
Finally, a parade of policemen, led by Mayor Namey, arrived on the scene. But it was
too late. The crowd of commuters cheered with glee.
THE
TAGMANWAS DEAD.
The crowd applauded as
Ratty the Commuter was taken
away in the squad car. He was a
hero. He had set them free. The
crowd began to diffuse. I looked
at Ed. He was visibly shaken by
what he had witnessed.
He looked at me. "Why are
you smiling?" he asked bewilderedly.
"Oh, no reason," I answered.
"You're strange," he replied,
oblivious to the fact that I was
once a commuter.

day of programming
t week comedian Earl
pleased the crowd at the
and the week before the
ing Board sponsored a
club style evening at the
with live entertainment
a rockabilly band, The

list of events sponsored
Programming Board goes
on. They have held at
event every week this
since the "Entre Nous"
on September 5 in the
gymnasium. By the end
1987-88 school year the
will have provided twentyiifferent events since the
year began. · The events
from films,
lecttures,
, dances,
concerts,
· , and a variety of oth. ment. This is quite a
for the ten or twelve studselect, organize, and
all of the events put on
Programming Board.
Wilkes College ProgramBoard was developed less
dree years ago primarily
the efforts of the Director
Sludent Activities,
Arny
, and two students, Eric
and Sandie Adams. It's
is to provide students
quality entertainment and
1:tivities. Students make
with agents and back all
Since the board's beginin 1985, the organization
lade tremendous progress
n's members expect a

future.
type of entertainment,
specific performers, are
by the student members
ocganization, who are also

responsible for negotiating all
contracts and organizing all
events.
"It's a real sense of
accomplishment _w e have after
each
show,"
said
Andrew
Morrell, the 1988 Board Chairman. "Everybody on the Board
puts a lot of time into our
work," he explained, "but we
have a great time doing it."
the members of the Programming Board have different reasons for their enthusiasm for the
organ1zuon.
Kim Evans, chairperson of the Board's publicity
committee, enjoys meeting the
many "up-and-coming" performers the Programming Board has
brought to Wilkes. She said that
Livingston Taylor was one of
the most interesting performers
she has met, along with comedian Wayne Cotter, · who has _.
appeared on The David Letterman
Show several times.
Sandie Adams, on the other
hand, simply enjoys being part
of it all. "It has become something of a habit," she said,
"once you are involved you can't
seem to give it up."
Arny
Wiedemer, who supervises all
Board activities, said she is
proud of what the members of
the organization have done for
the Wilkes community.
Unfortunately, many students at Wilkes are unaware of the
Programming Board's function,
and do not realize that membership is open to any students
interested.
Several members of
the Board will be leaving in May
due to graduation, and the
organization is in need of new
members to replace them.
To
help resolve this problem the
Programming Board planned a
special event to enable students
to learn more about the Board.

-----FLASH----PRESS RELEASE
In a game marred by a benchclearing premature victory celebration, the Fabulous Footlong
Hot Dogs with Kraut won for the
first time in the two-year history
of the franchise.
A fifth inning rally fueled
by homeruns blasted by Ed 'Tm
under control" Buonocore, Don
"Campus Leader" Semyon, and
Lee "Lady Killer" Morrell. The
Footlongs outscored · a pesky
Fighting Irish team by a score of

17-11
Asked to describe his feelings on this historic occasion,
player/coach Don Semyon quoted
the legendary Louis Tiant, exclaiming, "It's great to be with a
weiner!"

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(Scholarships available for Editor and Art Ed.)

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Colonels sweep
Aggies reach 500

olf team places second

by Bill Kem

The 1988 Wilkes College Golf team: Row 1 (1-r); Robert McDonnell, Chris Gerber,
Harris, Scott Brady, Charlie Rome (co-captain), and Joe Mokay (co-captain). Row
Keith Kopec, John Pirich, Rob Cella, John Serafin, Ed Steve, and Jack Harrity.
from picture are Colin Mondero and Steve Kaminsky.
Monday, April 11, the golf team traveled to the Lehigh County Country Club to
pete in a quad-match with Muhlenberg, Upsala, and King's.
The Colonels came in
ond to Muhlenberg with a score of 447.
Low scorers for Wilkes were Scott Brady (87), Rob Cella (89), Chris Gerber (89),
in Mondero (90), and Joe Mokay (92).
The Colonels' next match is at 1:00 pm on Thursday at Irem Temple Country Club in
llas.
The Colonels will be competing against Moravian, Scranton, Ursinus, and

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The
Wilkes
College
Colonels' baseball team reached
the .500 mark for the first time
this season by sweeping the
Delaware Valley College Aggies.
Rob Pietrzyk and Bill
Harries were the big guns for the
Colonels. Pietrzyk hit two homeruns on the day, while Harries
went 5 for 5, with five runs
batted in.
Bill Evanina raised
his record to 2-1 as -the Colonels
went on to win the first game by
a score of 11-1.
In the second game the
Colonels received great efforts
from Nelson Cantor, who went 2
for 4 with three RBI's, and Eric
Price hit a big three run homerun
in leading the Colonels to a 137 victory.
Brian Josefowicz
recorded his first victory of the
year
with Jamie Brasington
recording the save.
Since coming back from
spring-break, the Colonels have
won five out of their last seven.
One of the main reasons for the
Colonels .winning ways is Senior
southpaw
Tom
Salzberg.
Salzberg, the Docter K of the
MAC, has been putting up
impressive numbers this season
for Coach Jerry Bavitz. In last
Tuesday's sweep over Albright,

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In last Thursday's cold and
rain the Lady Colonels tennis
~ team took on the Lady Monarchs
O~ of King's at Kirby Park. Wilkes
2~ defeated King's 6-3. On Saturday
1§ the Lady Colonels traveled to
2~ Huntingdon to meet Juniata.
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2 women's record is 2-1.
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In the match against King's,
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At Juniata Creegan again
came through for the Lady
Colonels 6-3 and 6-1. Opeka,
Amy
Schukis,
Carolyn
Hazelhurst and stacey symecko
all recorded singles victories for
Wilkes.
In doubles action Creegan
and Opeka once again teamed up
and
achieved
a
victory.
Hazelhurst and Symecko also
won in doubles competition.
The Lady Colonels next
play at home on Tuesday, April
26, against Susquehanna. Match
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leading the Colonels to a 10-2
victory over the Lions. Harries
and Cantor were the big bat's for
the Colonels. Harries hit a pair
of two-run homers and Cantor
went 3 for 5 on the day.
In the second game the
Colonels had to play catch-up as
Albright jumped out to a 6-2
lead. But th,u1ks to homeruns by
Pietrzyk and Price, the Colonels
were able to post an 8-7 victory
over Albright. Ken Chakon got
the victory with Salzberg recording the save.
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week with an impressive 12-4
victory
over
Muehlenburg
College.
Salzberg recorded
seven strike-outs in raising his
record to 3-0. Cantor once again
had the big bat for the Colonels,
going 2 for 4 and knocking in
four runs.
The Colonels will host
Keystone Junior College Thursday in an exhibition match.
Probable starter will be Jack
Davis. On Saturday the Colonels
will host Elizabethtown in a big
MAC Northwest division game.
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Salzberg and Evanina. Game time
is 1 p.m. so come out and
support the Colonels, the team
would appreciate the fans.

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Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No.22

18766

Colonel of
the Week

Mistakes costly for
Lady Colonels
by Kathy Harris
Numbers can be deceiving.
Although the Lady Colonels'
softball team's record stands at 44, Coach Dave Martin says that
the team could have easily been
7-1 had it not been for mistakes
at crucial times.
Excellent
performances have been given
by Jen Bodnar, Erika Oswald and
Melissa Kennedy in these early
games.
If these early performances are any indication of the
upcoming games, the rest of the
season looks bright. The Lady
Colonels' MAC record stands at 20. Their next game is on the
read at Susquehanna for a doubleheader on Saturday.
GAME ONE
Wilkes
13
King's
1
Bodnar threw a three-hitter
in the first game rout of King's.
She had two strikeouts and one
walk. Michelle Toth went 3 for
4 and drove in four runs, while
Kennedy drove in three runs and
Kelli Wandel had three hits.
Losing pitcher for King's was
Diane Ratchko, who, along with
reliever Bonnie Overdorf, gave
up ten hits and walked seven.
GAME TWO

King's
12
Wilkes
8
In the nightcap of the
doubleheader, King's beat the
Lady Colonels behind the hitting
of Elyse Fetchko, who went 3
for 3. Oswald went 2 for 3 and
hit a grand slam in the fourth,
which proved to be Wilkes' big
inning. At that point, the score
was 8-3, with Wilkes in the lead.
Bodnar showed that pitching is
not her only talent by going 3
for 3, while Jill McGuire went 2
for 3.
Losing pitcher for the
Lady
Colonels
was
Kim
Skrepenak, who allowed eight
runs and four hits in 4 213
mnmgs.
Oswald
relieved
Skrepenak in the fifth. Winning
pitcher for King's was Bonnie
Overdorf, who allowed ten hits
and struck out three.
GAME ONE

Wilkes
Juniata

6
2

In the opener of this
doubleheader, Bodnar once again
gave an excellent pitching performance by giving up two runs,
only one of which was earned,
and striking out three over seven
innings. Oswald drove in three

hits, four earned
walking five.
GAME ONE
Marywood
Wilkes
Wilkes made

Second basemen Jill McGuire fields the ball as Michelle Toi
_to back her up.

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doubleheader.
Colonels had three
first, giving Marywood
lead. In the second,
hit a triple which drove
home. Michelle Ga
singled which drove
Skrepenak, which tioo
at 2-2. Marywood re
lead in the third on
GAME TWO
Wilkes error and do
Wilkes
5 ,
winnin&amp;. pitcher Lori
Juniata
1
In the second game of the and Nancy Neary.
doubleheader, Skrepenak picked pitcher for the Lady
up the win for the Lady Colonels was Bodnar, who gave
by striking out four
and earned run and four hilS
allowing only two hits over 4 innings.
213 innings.
Bodnar relieved ·
GAME TWO
Skrepenak late in the fifth and
Marywood
got the save by giving up only
Wilkes
Marywood jumped
two hits and striking out two.
Oswald drove in two, while lead in the first, but
Miller went 2 for 2 and Kennedy have to wait four mm
scored a run and went 2 for 3. for their
Bradley was once again got the
loss for Juniata, giving up eight

in the third inning on a double.
Angie Miller singled in the
second, which then turned into a
three-base
error,
on
which
Oswald
and
Miller
scored.
Losing pitcher for Juniata was
Bradley, who, over six innings,
gave up two earned runs and four
hits while striking out one.

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