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kes-Barre, PA 1

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held
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of Wilkes that
able to graduate in
Waldner, ViceAcademic Affairs,
W. Simms, Board of
Treasurer,
wished
the 52 students
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their semester at

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January 28, 1988

Number 1

Out with
the old
phones
and in
with
the new

themselves.
Because
life
threatening
dangers are all around us, such as
drug abuse and AIDS, Breiseth
said we all have responsibilities
to help others.
He suggested
that we should concentrate on
helping the youth grow up in
healthy
surroundings
because
they represent the future of the
by Michele Broton
world. Afterward, he introduced
Lee Namey, Mayor of WilkesBarre and a 1968 graduate of the
Wilkes College has a new
College.
phone
system
in
operation.
As a baby cried in the That means that there are new
audience, Namey arose and phone numbers for all the
spoke.
He commented on the interdorm and office phones, new
sound, saying it is the sound of opportunities for expansion, and
a new beginning.
As a child confusion all over campus. The
calls, he said, we must make main question on people's minds
ourselves available to that call.
right now is "Why?"
"It is the individual who
According
to
Library
asks questions who comes up Assistance Officer James P.
with a solution ...good for all of Berg, who has been ·unofficially
us."
He explained that in running the phones for the past
society, a group of collected 15 years, there are three main
individuals, success or failure reasons we needed as new
depends not on what individuals system. First and foremost, was
can do for themselves, but what , that the old system, which had

Breiseth,
Academic Affairs,
those commencing
· g students, more
surveyed
chose
ss as the top goal
He said that it is
that instead of
of others,
~Y
our society 'are
only
about Continued on p.5

Volume XL

Liv. Taylor on campus
(Seep. 6 for details!)

Continued on p. 3

Wilkes saddened by death
Enormous credit and gratitude must be extended to all those
students who reached out to Dr. and Mrs. Piatt The cards,
messages, flower arrangements, and contributions showed
the regard his fellow students had for Craig. Those students
who were able to visit the family Monday and Tuesday--by
their very presence--brought visible strength to his parents. I
know you will continue to remember them with cards and
visits in the future. Thank you to your generation for
providing ours with your generosity, affection, and courage.

from Admiral Farragut High
School in Toms River, NJ. He
was a captain of the football
team, co-captain of basketball
and an active member of the
baseball team in his high school

_&lt;:o~tinued on p.3

Jane Lampe-Groh
by Kim Klimek
and Nancy Houtz

amey, newly elected mayor of Wilkes-Barre, came
Wilkes Center for Performing Arts to congratulate
student:s. -

Wilkes recently suffered the
great loss of a fellow student
who was tragically taken away
from us in an unfortunate
accident.
The operator of the truck
responsible for the fatal accident
resulting
in
the
death
of
freshman
Craig
Piatt
was

allegedly
driving
under
influence of alcohol according to
a Wilkes-Barre police report.
According to police, Charles
P. Yurgaitus Jr. was traveling
north on South Pennsylvania
A venue when his van hit Piau's ·
vehicle heading west on East '
Northampton Street last Friday.
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Jitnilary 28, 1988

E ditorial

Free speech
and the
.student-really free?

January is Freedom of the College Student Press month. A
simple statement, but a statement that now more than ever takes on
increased importance.
On January 13, the Supreme Court ruled 53 in favor of a decision that gives public school officials the power
to censor "school newspapers, plays, and other school-sponsored
expressive activities."
It would seem this is a contradiction in
terms.
How can expressive activities be truly expressive when
expression is being curbed? Although ostensibly this ruling has
nothing directly to do with Wilkes College or private institutions
in general, the reverberations from this decision could serve to
shake the foundations of even private and public colleges and
universities and their publications.
Although this ruling does not directly apply to the running of
college publications, the resulting effects can set a dangerous
precedent: people "in charge" wielding supreme power over a very
fragile freedom of the press.
This precedent, whether it be set in
high schools, in colleges, or in kinderga_rtens, is astounding. The
Supreme Court's rationale for its ruling stated that in activities that
are "part of the school curriculum and might seem to carry its
imprimatur, officials may bar dissemination of student statements
about drugs, sexual activity, pregnancy, birth control, contested
political issues and other matters when doing so would serve any
valid educational purpose [my italics]."
The broadness of this
statement, especially, of the closing line, sets up student
publications and public school students in general for extreme
censorship.
Essentially, whoever is in charge has not only the
ability, but the right, to take away the constitutional rights of
another merely because they are in a school situation. Consider for
a moment that if these student statements were made outside of the
public school atmosphere, there would be no doubt about the
violation of rights. What this kind of selective censorship amounts
to is thought control--a stifling of expression.
This can result in
irreparable damage to the learning process and maturing process in
general, the same process that formal education is supposed to
guide.
Ideally, high school is supposed to prepare students to enter
into the working world or into the academically rich life of a
college campus.
Censorship of a publication by a principal
deprives the student body of these essential growth experiences.
The students are being stifled because they are not being given the
opportunity to express valid opinions about subjects that they feel
are important to them. Whether this opportunity is being stifled
, because of the students' inexperience, or for the benefit of the
school's image, or just because the subject matter is delicate, is
immaterial.
School newspapers should be intended as forums for
people to come together, get the unbiased news, use that news and
form their own opinions. A newspaper is not intended to be a
voice for administrative propaganda or an image building device.
How can students be expected to learn and think outside of the
school situation ii their rights are denied them in school?
Expression of thoughts is vital to maturation, vital to the
formation of an intellectual identity. Censorship not only denies
the student of his rights, but also of a major cornerstone in his
intellectual growth.
Granted, there are some cases where perhaps it is necesssary to
edit student publications. In the cases of obscenity and libel, it
would be logical for schools to discuss the removal of articles with
the student editors. The line between editing and censorship is a
fine one, however, and one that by any means should not be
crossed. The right to free speech is not one that young . people
should have to fight for, and it should not become a right that is
available only to those who are in control. Free speech is, and
should remain, just that--free.

1988 College Calendar
Spring Semester !'988 (70 Days)
Wednesday, February 17, 1988 10 p.m.
Monday, February 22, 1988 8:00 a.m.
Friday, March 25, 1988 5:00 p.m.
Tuesday, April 5, 1988 8:00 a.m.
Friday, May 6, 1988 5:00 p.m.
Monday, May 9, 1988 8:30 a.m.
Saturday, May 14, 1988 4:30p.m.
Sunday, May 22, 1988 11 :00 a.m.

Wiriter Break
Classes Resume
Easter Break
Classes Resume
Classes End
Final Exams Begin
Final Exams End
Commencement

A pawn in their 2ame

No more hump day:
Wednesday is gone!
by ME.Evers
"Wednesday is Sundae at
Carvel."
Anybody remember that old
commercial jingle? Well, it's back
again--direct from the College that
brought us the belltower that
serenades a Pennsylvania campus
with "Carolina Moon."
. . . back in a slightly altezed
form, that is.
You see, last Wednesday was a
very special day at Wilkes College.
No, no one gave out swldaes, buyone-get-one-free. They didn't even
give out ice-cream sandwiches.
Yes, W edriesday was Monday
at Wilkes.
Doesn't sound like a
big deal, really; the most that could
have happened because of the
College's little calendar-switch was
that some uninformed students
might have missed one or two day
classes and a night class. No big
deal there, since insuring that
students get to their classes on time
isn't really all that vital.
· But there are staggering
implications in Wilkes' casual
calendar switch.
After all, what does Monday
mean to you? What images are
conjured up by that innocent sixletter word?
Blue Monday.
Washday
Monday. "Monday, Monday." (All
right, so maybe we can leave the
Mamas and the Papas out of this.)
First day of the workweek Monday.
Have to get up early after the
weekend's excesses Monday.
Now
think
about
the
implications of making Wednesday
Monday.
Since it was Monday, people
who would normally have been in
very good moods would have been
obligated to be cranky and surly-Monday morning moods.
Also, Monday is traditionally
washday. Just- think of all those
people who HAD to do their
h1undrylastWeclnesdayjustbecause
it was Monday--even though they
didn't have any dirty clothes.
Another
downer
about

Mondays is that they're the first day party Tuesday night· ·
of the working week.
So all ratherquiet,sedateev ·
Wilkes students who work outside · suffer from the requisa
of school had to tell their hangover
Monday
employers that, really, Wednesday Shame~. isn't it?
wasn't Wednesday and they needed
But take heart. f&lt;r
to be scheduled for Monday hours.
looks of the calu,
And perhaps the worst part have anoth~ mixed-up
about Mondays--the reason behind year. Perhaps by Dr.II
the crankiness maybe--is that College will have lend
Monday is the first "real" day that of its ways.
you have to get through after a
Until then, take
weekend's excesses. Think, for a this thought:
as &lt;IC
moment, what Wilkes is doing to professors pointt.d •
· its students in making Wednesday Wednesday Monday made
Monday: the College is virtually two days shorter--and we
requirin&amp; students to go out and "hump day."

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answered by an
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and are at a touchtone phone, he
or she can dial the extension
directly without ever speaking to
the operator.
Also, selected
members of the faculty are
receiving a service known as
"screening" which enables the
faculty member to know who the
caller is before they're connected
and to refuse the call if they
should so desire.
The long range goals of. the
system include having the RA's
put on the line and, eventually,
budget allowing, arrange it so
that all the students would have
access to the main campus
computer through the phones in
their dorm. Mr. Berg said that
while this is their goal, it will
take a long time due to cost.
While it is still far too early
to gauge the campus response to
the phones, it appears that
feelings about their installation
are divided. From the responses
Berg has recieved, there are
many who are strongly opposed
to the new system, while there
are also many who are totally in
favor of it.
Until the campus
has had time to become acclimated to the new system, Berg
feels it is unfair to judge it,
favorably or unfavorably.

told his parents, Dr. Cummings
A. and Trudy Downs Piatt, how
happy he was here and how much
he liked the guys in his hall and
how much those guys meant to
him.
Lampe-Groh said, "The loss
of any young person just has a
profound effect. Students are at a
most hopeful time of their life
and. . .to lose a student at that
time is really devastating."

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Opinion

'' When the bell tolls'',
it ma_y grow on you
by Amy Braun
Has everyone noticed the
belltower's progression since the
holiday break?
The fence that
has blocked the sidewalk all
these weeks has disappeared, and
the arches (or trellises) are now
completed. The opinion I have
come in contact with lately has,
for the most part, been a
negative one.
In the eyes of
students I have talked to, the
belltower is an unnecessary ,
phallic symbol which gets in the
way and can even be an eyesore.
The belltower is an expensive
addition to our campus, and ~
we do have many other uses for
the money, but I think that the
bell tower is actually a positive
addition to Wilkes College.
Although the belltower may
not blend well with Chase and
Kirby Halls, it is a great tool to
help students find out just how
late they are when going to
class. In fact; my first reaction
to it reminded me of Sesame
Street when the gang sings
"Which one of these is not like
the other? Which one of these
doesn't belong?"
But soon I
began to think about what the
belltower represents.
Wilkes
College needs a center of
activities, · and according to Vice
President Charles, this idea had
been under consideration since
the 50's. On Tuesday, January
26,
V. P. Charles met with
some of the alumni leaders for a
luncheon. The leaders are quite

excited about the belltower.
Thirty years ago, the students of
Wilkes
College
anxiously
collaborated to begin a tradition
of togetherness on our campus.
Obviously, all of us will not be
satisfied with
the belltower.
But, is it really such a bad
thing?
Today, as I passed by the
belltower, it rang.
The bells
sounded really pleasant, and
actually I was surprised. I'm far
from
scolding
anyone
for
. disliking the belltower, because
we are all entitled to our own
op1ruons.
I just thought I'd
approach the belltower from a
different angle, denying the
"vogue" hatred everyone seems
to carry for it. I found out some
interesting facts from V. P.
Charles about it. The bells are
computer operated from inside
Chase Hall.
They can ring
automatically, or a keyboard
console called a carillon .can be
played by a musician.
The
mus1cum
is
known
as
a.
carolincur. Charles also told me
the tones sound from
the
structure every 15 minutes. The
bells are known as Westminister
Chimes.
Each time the bells
ring, they are heard for longer
periods of time. When the clock
strikes the
hour, the bells ring
the longest.
Another special
feature of the belltower is the
fact that it can play different
songs.
A musical set can be
heard from the tower at 9:00 am,
noon, and 6:00 pm. According

to Charles, the music plays at
9:00 a.m. so that the day gets
off to a positive start,' and during
meal times they ring because
that is the time when most of
the students are passing beneath
the structure. The schedule on
Sundays is slightly different
The music plays at noon and
6:00 pm'.
I can hear you
laughing at what I am saying,
but music can make Wilkes-Barre
come alive.
I feel that
complaining only makes things
worse. In fact, many local
people
really
enjoy
the
belltower, and are pleased that
something so beneficial has
been added to Wilkes College.
,
It seems that the arches that
'we walk beneath on the way to
dass are unnecessary. But V. P.
Charles told me that they
-provide kind of a division
between the belltower and the
yard surrounding it.
Hopefully
in a few -years a vine may begin
to grow along the arches, and
the belltower may begin to blend
in with the rest of the school
atmosphere. If the arches seem
awkward to you, , try to picture
the belltower without them. (It
may collapse on top of_ l'.Qll , so
be glad the arches exist.)
The belltower looks as if it
is just about completed, but the
hands and numbers have to be
added to the face of the clock.
Also, the surrounding landscape
has to be altered. Although the

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My name is Amy and
throwing
them
at
Braun, and I am a sophomore unsuspecting
victims,
skiing,
English Education major with a strawberry frozen yogurt (on a
marketing minor. I'm majoring pretzel
cone),
my
running
in English because I love words, sneakers, and I absolutely cannot
education because I like 8 year allow a week to go by without
old kids(don't ask me why), and eating at least one chocolate
I'm
minoring
in
marketing covered pretzel.
I live in a
because I love advertising and Pepto-Bismol colored room, I'm
commercials.
My
favorite allergic to cats, and I think
commercial is Mighty Dog Michael
Douglas,
George
because the dog looks so funny Michael, and Whoopi Goldberg
when he flies.
Next spring I are the best I hate going to bed
plan on
studying in London, before 9:00 p.m.,
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England, and the first thing I Benson, and brussel sprouts.
want to_ see is the Hard Rock My favorite part of the day is
Cafe. I love making snowballs laying my head on my pillow!

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January 28, 1988

belltower
sticks
out
now,
perhaps the landscaping will
help camouflage the modern
brick structure.
My opinion is obvious.
I
support the belltower because of
.what it rem:esents. I'm the first
ito admit that it doesn't really fit
!in with our Victorian campus,
but it means a lot to some
people (Dr. Burns and a lot of
the Alumni), so why can't we do
o~ best to appteciate the gift?
Jhinking about the belltower
reminds
me
of
this
past
Christmas:
That morning I
opened
a
gift
from
my
grandmother. It was a sweater, · a
green sweater, and to be honest
I really hated it at first. I hated
it mostly because I don't look
good in green. She was beaming
as she watched me open the gift.
Have you ever been in that
· position? What could I possibly
say? I smiled and thanked her
for it. Well, I tried the sweater
on. I even began to like it. The
· belltower reminds me of my
green sweater. It was -a gift, and
it was given in appreciation and
love. Is it right to sit back and
criticize someone else's efforts?
How would you feel if you gave
someone a present and they said 4
it was the wrong color, or
criticized it in some other way?
We are doing exactly that by
saying that the belltower is
useless. It is there, and at this
point there is nothing we can do
about it. Let's make the best of
' it.
The bells can break up a
monotonous day, and soon the
clock will tell us what time it is.
If we think positively, the ·
belltower won't seem so bad after
all. But be careful, "when the
1bells tolls" it may grow on you.

Watch out for
MacArthur!
Hi, I'm Rob Mac Arthur.
. I'm currently a writer for the
Beacon , and I've decided that I
would like to do more than
review the occurrences at the
CPA, or criticize such things as
the bell tower. So, I'm going to
start a new column, whereby I
will be out in the field mingling
among the students and faculty.
In my voyages through Stark
Hall, the dorms, or the Student
Center, I will be asking students
and faculty to express their
opm1ons
about
a
different
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I'm not sure what sort of
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we can do for each other.
He said as he looks at
Wilkes-Barre, he sees hardworking, caring, family-oriented
individuals who strive to become

educated and skilled. He said the
children of these families must
learn
and . go
to
other
communities and share what they
have learned. Namey also add~
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faculty to come and show their
support by donating a pint of
blood.

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�January 28, 1988

.Liv Taylor:
A don't miss!
by Lee Morrell

Hi! I'm Wendi Harvey, a senior English major, and the new
feature editor for the Beacon. I'm interested in exotic people and
eccentric ideas. I want to be an audacious gypsy roaming the earth,
touching as many souls as I possibly can during this lifetime. I don't
like many sports, but soccer is my favorite for two reasons: playin~
it is invigorating, and watching men· play is sensuous.
My favorite colors are pink and black. I am allergic to caffeine,
but I adore chocolate. I love sunshine and rainstorms, and listening
to Howard Jones or George Winston, while weeping and running on
windy mountaintops. I love extreme emotions, oozing mud between
my toes in the summertime, dark brown eyes, warm blooded creatures
and people who dare to show their true souls. I can't stand "fake"
people, eating murdered animals, constraints on human nature, and
politics. I want to write, sketch, paint, and travel for a living.
As the new feature editor, I would like to mention the Beacon,
and attitudes people have towards their school paper.. The Beacon ii
for Wilkes College students. Many students have the opinion that
the Beacon has nothing important to say. The paper is here for ym:
the student. If you have questions, suggestions, comments, or
problems, it is up to you to inform the Beacon staff. We are open to
new ideas and would appreciate your opinions. After all, the Beacon
belongs to the student body-YOU.

Rubes®

-----

(no need to
tion a certain Olympic
,medalist or a major New York
comedian again) are definitely
starting this semester off on the
right foot.
This time they've
brought a true entertainment "ringer;" a man with talent in his
blood.
And what a talent it is! As I
mentioned,
Livingston
Taylor
has six albums (on the Capricorn
and Epic labels).
The sixth,
which was released last spring,
was his first since 1980. He has
had at least two "Top 40" tunes
and a lot of success with his
music. He has toured the United
States as the "top bill" or as an
opening act for other popular
acts.

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understar
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By Leigh Rubin

\

" .. . And.if you

Boy-oh-boy!
You're telling
me that this guy has either
toured as top bill or opened for
people like Jethro Tull, Linda
Ronstadt, and ' Air Supply--and
he's coming HERE! He's got six
albums out, including one just
last spring. Wow, he must be
pretty good. What's his name?
Taylor? Do you mean James
Taylor? No, then how about his
equally talented brother, Livingston Taylor.
Really, that's
fantastic!
Holy cow, the Programming
Board has done it once again.
The folks who brought you all
sorts of big name entertainment

He has appeared on all of "Rainbow/Oz" mix,
the major talk shows, including Kennit the Frog's "The
a visit to "Late Night with David Connection," and
Letterman."
Back in 1984, Wizard of Oz, "Some
Taylor
hosted
a
nationally the Rainbow," and "If I
syndicated television show called A Brain." Another ~
"This Week's Music," with such more famous songs
notable mucical guests as Miss performs is called "The
Unusual, Cyndi Lauper and The Railroad Bill," a song
Mother of Rock ·•n• Roll, Tina rebellious song ch
Turner.
refuses to go along
Taylor was born in Chapel composer's wishes and
Hill, North Carolina. He was the down by all sorts m
fourth of five brothers and disasters like toma~v1,
sisters. His family says he sang and lightning.
before he spoke.
When he
He calls it "the
turned twelve, his brother James sound that I love to
(a.k.a. Sweet" Baby, J.T. etc. . . ) most"
That's un
taught hlm how to play the the way he does i~
guitar.
When he wac; sixteen, Taylor's music is stuff

Taylor moved to Boston and love to hear. His musi
made a musical name for himself. style make him a truly
His first album, "Livingston performer. This should
Taylor," was 11eleased in 1968. definite "don't miss'
"Liv," his second album came ming Board presenm
out in 1971 followed by a third semester.
in 1974. In 1978 he released
Who knows, so
"Three Way Mirror," then came song "Fire and Rain'
"Man's Best Friend" in 1980.
on the radio and
Those of you from the say, "Who sings that7'
Lehigh Valley area may have can say "Livingston
caught Liv's act at last summer's brother!"
"Musikfest '87" in Bethlehem.
The show begins II
Taylor's show consists of and ~ in the Dorothy
original and cover material as Darte Center for the
well as both serious and comedic Arts. Admission is fil
folk, pop, and country with a are a Wilkes _strident.
dash of jazz and blues tossed in _ on out and get your sell
for a well rounded repertoire. 'cause with a show
His most popular mix is a they'll be going fast!

Welcome back I
from the Features Departm0
Wend i and Le0

�January 28, 1988

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last issue of the
peviewed five holiday
I thought showed a lot
Here's how,, they

Batteries Not Included-- A
semi-charming tale about robots
from
outerspace
that
help
endangered tenants rebuild their
crumbling apartment building. A
great perfonnance by Jessica
Tandy is one reason for seeing
this flick. Another reason, well,
like I said, it is semi-charming.
GRADE········••H•2.2.S

.. An intense film
· and treachery in the
the stock market. The
between Michael
Eddie Murphy-Raw-- Eddie
aoo Charlie Sheen are Murphy is good, but he is not up
this film a sure-fire to the same level as his past
ave to admit that my performances.
His previous
■ the stock market is concert movie, Delirious, was
lot this didn't matter, I much better and packed more
enjoyed the film laughs. This film really tails off
fully understanding the in the last twenty minutes.
mpects of it.
GRADEu--••······· ···2.0

E--·············3 ..S

Leonard
Part
VI-My
mistake to mention this as a
promising . film . When I heard
Billy Crystal,
OMMA (Anne Bill Cosby had denounced it II
he laughs are immediately declined to see it.
comedy variation ~~:~/00 much respect for Mr.
cock's "Strangers
GRADE-----··----I
gu,~

OTHER ADDITIONS

Planes,
Trains.
and
Automobiles••
John
Hughes
(Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club,
etc ...) finally has adults in one
of his films.
It works great!
Steve Martin and John Candy are
hilarious!!
GRADE---•-•H••··"·3. 0
Broadcast News-- Hyped as
the best picture of the year.
Forget it!!
It's William Hurt's
worst perfonnance and it's ·an
awful story. Sure it contains
few laughs, but that's it. If it i
even in the running for the be
picture it will be a crime!
GRADE----······•· l .2S

It·'s your happy
week
Aries- Watch the choices you make this week; be sure
the ones you make are your own, and the ones you
want.
Taurus- Do not take pride if your good actions are
done for selfish reasons. It is more important to have
good intentions, because your close friends will see
your intentions as well as your actions.

Gemini- If you have a close friend that has a problem
and they can't see their error, don't confront them with it
John Gordon's reviews appea
while they are still angry. Let them first calm down, then
weekly and ' are
his
opznzons.
Let(ers
wit go through with your responsibility as a friend.
comments should be addressed

John Go~don clo The Beacon Cancer- If you seem upset this week, there is probably
3rd floor VB.
no reason to be alarmed. Cancer, this may be the week

............."'z,o
de-grade-ing for Cosby!
for depression. Keep a stiff upper li_p and suffer through
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because next week will be great.
Leo - Things look great for you this week, but don't get
overconfident. Happiness is one thing, but luck is
another.

WILKES
C O L L E G

AMMING BOARD

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radio an
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show begins
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with a show
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Libra- Be less belligerent with your friends and family.
Don't be caught up in the fallacy that just because they
are your friends and family, you can't lose them as a
friend.
Scorpio- Stick with your judgement this week. Don't
believe something that is not clear to you; there may be
people trying to fool you.
Sagittarius- Watch youroack this week; things may not
be a safe as they seem. Don't be a sitting duck for
~motional hurt.

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Virgo- This is your week to take a chance; all the stars
say go. Yet, Virgo, still look before you leap.

. apricorn- Don't believe things that people say
ithout proof, let their actions convince you.
quarius- Smile, this is your week-- Happy Week for
ou. Enjoy, and don't be surprised if everything goes
our way · IF YOU LET IT.
isces- Better check your calendar; better look over
our notes. You might not know it, but you may not be
s organized as you think you are. Take a looksee at
our schedule--it would not hurt.

MA)' TIIE STADS
BE ~ITII )'0

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A different perspective

Townsman ot· a stiller town: For Craig Pia
by Bill Barber

grieving friends and family. A
young man among us has been
And now the hearse goes by snatched
away
by
sudden,
in the lightly falling snow, and senseless death. Don't let me be
now the trail of yars that follow angry.
Don't shake my faith
the
hearse
are
filled
with
like
this,
but
where -·- were
yoq,
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PURLIE huge
success
by Michele Broton

as brilliant as Mr. Reid was, he
was, at times, outshined by his
"College ain't so much leading lady, Lutiebelle, played
where you been, but how you by V~essa A. Jones. Ms. Jones
talk when you get back: This electrified the stage with her
insightful phrase was delivered · voice alone.
Yet it was her
to the audience at the Center for touching
portrayal
of
the
the Performing Arts on Thursday, innocent Lutiebelle that endeared
January 21, 1988, by the lead her to the audience.
character, Purlie, in the touring
The excellence of Mr. Reid
musical, PURLIE. The audience's and Ms. Jones was supported
reaction to the line was typical magnificently by the characters
of what was seen throughout the
entire evening; spontaneous and ~~tlo~rireg:~~or)~~~:~~
heartfelt applause.
(Greg
Roper),
Idella
(Julia
"PURLIE is the story of our Breanetta Simpson), and 01'
past.
It's set in rural Georgia
Cap'n (Steven Casey).
The
about thirty years ago, just delightful chemistry between Ms.
before the coming of Civil English and Mr. Taylor had the
Rights.
The world depicted in audience chuckling with goodPURLIE clings to the manners, natured humor. Overall the cast
customs and injustices of the Old worked well together and created
South. But, it was also a world a very exciting show.
struggling
towards
a
new
PURLIE touched on subjects
freedom." The atmosphere has a that could easily have opened the
blues/jazz/gospel feeling with a way
for
hostile
feelings.
lesson or two thrown in for good However, the wann, open attitude
measure. It was a pleasure to of the cast throughout the play
see, hear, and feel.
ended with a standing ovation
The lead charact·.r, Purlie, and the audience left feeling
was brilliantly portrayed by Jeff happy and alive.
There is no
Reid, a talented actor, singer, ddubt in my mind that PURLIE
dancer, and gymnast, who hails was a huge .success.
from Long Island,. NY. However,

God, on Friday night and why, if
you are able, did you not
intervene? A few moments here
or there in time could have
prevented Craig Piatt's accident.
A few made
seconds
could
have
all either
the way
difference.
Now he is gone, and the terrible
persona of death has selected
from the very brightest, best.
Where were you then? We need
reasons.
When I look out across the
universe and see the moon and
then the stars beyond, I like to
think our souls will travel there
with all our knowledge still
intact after we pass away. I like
to think that "reason" rules the
universe. But where can reason
be in tragedy? I ask this while
the snow keeps softly falling.
We must accept Craig Piatt's
death and continue with the other
aspects of our education.
He
would want us to, and we will.

1

Right now I can't remember why.
Can anyone remind me?
My
heart goes out to his family.
My father too died in a
sudden accident. So much life
stilled in a careless moment. I
thought then that maybe those
who die young had enjoyed their
years more totally than we who
have so many more years; as if
some quantity X were being used
up by each of us at different
rates; as if for my father and for
Craig, a sunset had been more
dazzling, a friendship or a joy
more deeply felt than any that
we who live our full, long years·
will know. I do not know. But
it resembles "reason." If it be
so, so let it be for Craig Piatt.
I like to think that Craig
had
some
choice
in
this
decision. . I like to think that
Death informed him that it
required one perfect young soul

from Wilkes this
hearing Death, Craig
me instead, and lei
live."
It helps me if 1
and call it "reason.'
· if I think that even
finishing his ed
greatest university
there
among
throughout the univat.
Eliot said, "Te.d
and not to care/I
still." Let us be still
death, that we can
more openly. T~
the endless beauty
us and call that "ream
And still the

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again!
r Ed~
to be I
our W
ope y
Mine

ever you are
Criag Piatt, peace
We miss you and
Now we must say,
good night, gcxxl-bye.

,_E_n_t_e_r--'--t-a-1·_n_m
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d 1· Sp OS a I
by Wendi Harvey
Well everyone, it is a new
semester, and the Wilkes College
Programming Board has a variety
of events scheduled for your entertainment. This past weekend
"Star Trek IV:
The Voyage
Home" was shown, and Jay Smar
performed as part of the solo
concert series.
You may have
missed either (or both) of these
events, but other films and soloconcerts, along with mini-conerts and comedians.will be available for your entertainment.
The films this semester are:
"Mooonraker",
"The
Living
Daylights",
"Dirty
Dancing",
"Stakeout", "Beverly Hills Cop",
and "Beverly Hills Cop IL"
"Moo.nraker" and "The Living

Daylights", both James Bond
007 films, will be shown as a
double
feature
on
Friday,
February 12.
"Dirty Dancing",
one of the top movies this past
year, will be showing Friday,
March 4.
"Stakeout", starring
Emilio Estevez and Richard
Dreyfuss, will be shown Friday,
March 18. And on Friday, April
22, a double feature starring
Eddie Murphy, "Beverly Hills
Cop", and "Beverly Hills Cop
II", will be shown.
This Friday there will be a
special solo-concert spotlighting
the talents of
¼ivingston
Taylor.
Although Livingston is
referred to as James Taylor's
brother, he has his own identity
as
a
skilled
mus1c1an.
Livingston will appear at 8pm in

the CPA.
expected,
seeing it.
Along
there
will
solo/mini-concerts lhis
The Pheromones,
Barry Drake, and
The Pheromones
with their . unique m
Lobby, Tuesday, F
11:00am. On Sa
12, The Bullets will
campus with lheir
music, and on
23 Barry Drake will
variety of popular
on Saturday, March
Cullen will play ii
David Cullen is a

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE
And they're ooth represented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
,
career advancement are the rule,
·' not the exception. The gold bar
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
Clifton, NJ 07015. Or call toll free 1-800-USA-ARMY.
Above is Jeff Reid and Vanessa A. Jones, the stars of PURLIE, a show
that played in the CPA last Thursday evening.

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ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALLYOU CAN

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�January 28, 1988

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tig Pi
from Wilkes
hearing Death,
me instead, and
live."
It helps me •
and call it "r
if I think that e
finishing his
greatest univ
there
among
throughout the u •
Eliot said,
and not to c
still." Let us be
death, that we
more openly.
the endless bea
us and call that "
And still
'ailing from the
wer you arc
:nag Piatt,
1/e miss you
fow we must
ood night, good

servations from a long
eak and "Less Than Zero"
...

Hope you've
. Mine was
g, to say the
me now to share
of the more
hlights" of my

Aunt Emma slip
down the front
the driveway,
and into the
all

ng it.
Along
with
!
will
be
fmini-concens
Pheromones,
Y Drake, and
Pheromones
their . unique
1y, T uesday,
)am.
On S
['he B ullets
us with
, and o
arry D
of
aturday,
1 will
Cullen i

the argument
and Aunt
a game of
whether or not
ya word.
my next door
Murphy, recite
words, (some
confess, I have
) at the top of
trying to asI for his kid.
. g Mr. Murphy,
oo the *&amp;*#@#"
emptying several
of his favorite
urinating "Bah

Humbug" in the snow on his
front lawn.
7 Putting a Motorhead tape
in my niece's Teddy Ruxpin.
8
Observing my family
dodge Teddy Ruxpin's flying
eyeballsas they ricocheted off of
the living room walls.
9
Watching Gus, the volunteer fireman hose down the
Little League field because it
hadn't snowed and he felt sorry
for the children of the town.
IO Making "angels" in the
mud o~e pitcher's mound.
Yes, it was a r•.agkal time
full of memories not soon to be
forgotten. Still, it feels good to
be back. Now, without further
adieu, here is everyones favorite
stocking stuffer, Ed, with his
record review!
The record of the week for
this week is the soundtrack for
the movie "Less Than Zero." Although the movie blew fumes,
this soundtrack is rather interesting.
J t consists of new
original songs and old songs
rerecorded by new bands. Some
of these remade songs include
Simon and Garfunkel's "Hazy
Shade of Winter" performed by
the Bangles, Kiss's "Rock and
Roll All Night" redone by
Poison, and Iron Butterfly's "ln a
Godda da Vida" done ·here by the
death-metal band Slayer,
Also included are new songs
by such performers as L.L. Cool
J. and Oran "Juice" Jones. This
blend of old and new is effective
and seems to create an eerie overtone for the entire album.
It's
sort of like art-deco music. this
record is, despite it's remakes,

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very original and very different.
Whether you like it or not, you
have to acknowledge its attempt
at a new approach.
Outstanding cuts:
1 "Hazy Shade of Winter"-The Bangles perform this Simon
and Garfunkel c!!iysic with _all the

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adding a sharp guitar sound.
2 "In a Godda Da Vida"-The speed metal band Slayer
record this Iron Butterfly classic
with an interesting dark sarcasm.
3 "Going Back to Cali"-Not what you are used to hearin

from a rap artist L.L. Cool J.
recites this song in a cool and
eerie way.
It's sort of like a
"new wave" rap. It is this originality that sets LL. above the
over populated crowd of rappers

today.

A footstompin'
welcome back
by Lee Morrell
The first step has been
taken.
Personally, I was im-·
pressed. I liked the idea when I
first heard it and now that it has
become reality, I like it even
more.
"What idea?" you ask.
The "Saturday Night Subset," is
the idea.
The brainchild of
Andrew Morrell and the Programming Board, it is meant to turn
the SUB in to a performing
showcase for talent and for it to
be utilized as one.
That first step I mentioned
was taken last Saturday night
with the first of, what hope to
be, many successful shows. The
performer was Jay Smar, a
traditional folk artist hailing
from the Jim Thorpe area. Smar,
besides playing at other schools,
has been featured a number of
times on WVIA-FM's "Mixed
Bag" program.
Smar's music was a mix of
original and traditional folk
music. Traditional folk can be
defined as the music that started
it all; the music that it was all
fashioned after. Therefore Smar's
original music is just a twist on
traditional folk.
Smar's strong point was his
ability to play different instruments. He played a number of
songs on the fiddle, mandolin,
harmonica, and of course, the
guitar.
He opened the show with a
welcome song on the fiddle,
showing that versatility.
He
then switched to guitar for a
number of songs dealing with
such subjects as local legends ,
such as in "The Ballad of
Glenonoko"; a story about a girl
he met on a Greyhound bound for
Waterville, ME, called "Greyhound Glutton"; a traditional
tune
about
a
heroic
horse called "Tennesee Stud"; and
another somewhat local ballad

Jay Smar, shown above, performed Saturday night.
abo~t coalmining and tfie damage show-:- He played a
o(
it causes called "Paradise," by guitar and fiddle instrumentals
John Prine.
He also did a that were extremely skillfull.
beautiful
rendition
of
Joni The most impressive was one he
Mitchell's "Both Sides Now." appropriately called "Socket to
He closed the first half of the Me." This was an instumental
show with some more fiddling using an. ordinary socket on his
with an additional feature he pinky finger to create a hollow
called "flatfooting," which he and wavy sound, similar to the
described as rythmic stomping to sounds that adults make in
go with the beat of the fiddling.
Charlie Brown television spe-.
He opened the second half cials.
of the show with another guitar
The Saturday Night Subset
instrumental called "Stuck in C." opened to rave reviews and a
He did a number of traditionals packed crowd.
If this is ant
ranging from the topics of sin to indication, The SUB will defhaving a girl for each day of the · initely be the Saturday night hot
week --" 'cause three might leave. spot on campus. Sorry folks, no
and the other two might get
more "Got those nothing to do
sick" -- to drinking and getting
on campus on a Saturday night"
drunk again to rattlesnalcin'.
blues.
Thanks Programming
His musical talent really
Board.
came out in this part o( the-,

iiiiin'ber

�January 28,1.988

Colonels
Continued from pg. 12

Kovaleski
Continued from pg. 11
threatened.
Besides scoring 20
points, Kovaleski had four steals,
two assists, and seven rebounds.
Burak was the only other Lady
Colonel to score in double figures
with 11 points. Burak also pulled
down seven rebounds, had four

steals, an assist, and a blocked shot
The trio of Kermedy, Burak an
Kovaleski was the primary reaso
Dickinson's starting forward lin
was held to just 12 points.

Steeber
Continued from pg. I

Royals were able to hold the
Colonels leading scorers Nolan
and Steeber to just 19 and 12
points
respectively
as
the
Royals routed Wilkes 81-64.
Late in the first half Nolan hit
back to back shots to bring the
score to 28-22, but that was the
closest Wilkes was able to get.
At halftime they trailed Scranton

35-24.
Coming into the second half
Scranton was able to score the
first -nine
ints to up the score

to 44-24.
The closest the
Colonels were able to get again
was 12 points.
Wilkes never
gave up but they were unable to
keep the Royals leading scorer,
J.P. Andrejko, in check.
Besides Steeber and Nolan
the only
other Colonel in
double numbers was senior forward Ed Gallagher with 10
points.
Despite the snow stonn the
Colonels took to the road to
play Elizabethtown this past

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to have fun doing it?
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The comedians this semester
will be Wayne Cotter and Earl
and do all that and
Reed. Wayne Cotter has had
several appearances on "The
David Letterman Show", and he
will be appearing again some
time this week. Earl Reed uses
on the third floor of
personal experiences as the subject for his stand-up comedy.
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Monday.
The Colonels came way with 30 points
away in defeat.
Elizabethtown down 12 rebounds
upended Wilkes 89-77.
Colonel cause. Nolan
The
loss
dropped
the in 21 points of his
Colonels to 4-10 overall and 3-6 senior Ed Gallagher
in Middle Atlantic conference points.
standings.
The Colonels next
The return trip
home game is Saturday, January Colonel gym proved
30, against Delaware Valley.
bright note for the
they handed Drew a 6
It pays to
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in 21 points
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points.
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Colonel gym
bright note for
they handed Drew
A high note in
with 12:01
game
when
turnaround jump
his 1000th career
also increased w·
39. Steeber had a
points.
Nolan
points
victory.

her becomes Wrestler Kovaleski scores
to net 1000 compete big for Lady
in Open Colonels
ilkes men's
ings ll{C not
Coach Ron
back in
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me game
mester the
t a 106-83
II school
University.
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high 38
arren West
and senior
man Steve
1C11 points.
Is then went on
ing games to

school

Lehigh

16-64), Delaware
and Allentown
Besides the
6e team also lost
Warren West for
of the season for

'ght spot in
appeared
to the
ilkes gyrny, January

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over break

k what
13. Not only did the game end
in v~ry for the Colonels, but
senior ' forward Jeff Steeber added
his name to Wilkes basketball
history as he became only the
13th Colonel to score 1000
career points. Steeber was also
the 13th player at Northwest
Area
High
School
in
Shickshinny PA.
The fact that
Steeber's 1000th point at Wilkes
came on January 13 is also
interesteing. It seems as if someone forgot to tell him 13 was
unlucky.
"I knew I only needed 21
points going into the game
(against Drew)," Steeber said.
"There was a lot of pressure on
me. I put a lot of pressure on
myself."
At Delaware Valley the
Colonels went down in defeat,
85-80.
Steeber grabbed a
game high 24 points in his
march toward 1000. Steeber also
pulled down 10 rebounds in the
game.
Nolan pumped in 18
points for Wilkes and freshman
Ray Ott added 15.
At Allentown college the
Colonels lost with a heartbreaking 78-76. Steeber led the

Continued on pg. 10

While most of us were horhe
enjoying the holiday season the
wrestlers of Wilkes College were
involved in the "Rose Bowl of
Wrestling", the Wilkes Open.
The Wilkes Open is one of the
oldest wrestling tournaments in the
country, and always has top notch
wrestlers competing.
Last year
Wilkes won the team title, but this
year because of NCAA rules, more
emphasis was put on individual
champions.
Two members from the
wrestling squad were able to m_~ e
it to the finals. They were )}~
Bauer in the 121 weight-class and
Craig Rome at 170. Bauer who
was last year's champion in his
division lost to Jack Cuovo of East
Stroudsburg. Cuovo was IUUJled
the tournament's outstanding wrestler. Rome faced former Wilkes
standout Marie Popple. Popple,
who is currently an assistant coach
for the Colonels, defeated Rome
with a score of 10-0.
Other Wilkes wrestlers who
finished in the top four were Dennis
Mejias, who placed fourth at 129,
and Frank Goldowski, who also
placed fourth, in the 161 weight
class.

The Lady Colonels' basketball
team continued to play while we
were away for break. They finished second in the annual Wilkes
Letterwomen's Tournam61lt held
Saturday, January 9 and Sunday,
January 10.
In the opening round on
Saturday, Wilkes defeated the
Flying Dutchwomen of Lebanon
Valley 59-52. Freshman forward
Nicole Kovaleski led the way in
scoring for the Lady Colonels with
16 points. Junior Melissa Kennedy
was the only other Wilkes player in
double figures with 14 points.
Freshman Angela Miller had 9 and
senior Diana Smith chipped in 8
points.
In the final round on Sunday\
the Lady Colonels lost to Frostburg
State.
The Lady Colonels then took,
to the road playing games at
Messiah and Moravian. The end resuit was back to ·back losses for
Wilkes.
Messiah defeated the Lady
Colonels 56-54.
Once again
Kovaleski excelled in scoring for
Wilkes, with 13 points.
Sophomore center Lisa Burak also
recorded 13 points for the Colonel

y Colonels split pair
The Lady Colonels basketball
.

f

y goes for two points in a f!ame against Messiah.

team started the new semester off

cause. Kennedy put up 7 points,
Smith and Michele Toth each added
6 points.
Wilkes' next game was a 79- .
65 loss to Moravian. 1be Lady
Colonels took a 9-0 lead in the first
half but by halftime trailed. The
game was plagued by numerous
Wilkes' turnovers throughout. '
Millec turned in a fine scoring
performance with 20 points.
Kovaleski also had a good game
netting 18 points.
The Lady Colonels then
returned home to play one more
game before the spring semester
began. Wilkes soundly defeated the
Red Devils of Dickinson. Wilkes
played aggressive ball to force the
Red Devils into 31 turnovers. 26
_of the turnovers were steals by
Wilkes. The Lady Colonels jumped out of an early 23-12 lead but by
· halftime the Red Devils had cut it
to just five points (27-22).
Kovaleski came through once
again for the Lady Colonels scoring·
20 points. She !JCOl'ed 15 points in
the first nine minutes of the second
half and Wilkes was able to build a
48-28 lead. A lead which was never

Continued on pg. 10

Dicton
Academic
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on the right track Thursday night as
they picked up their second win of
by Bill Kem
Dicton's best year, as she soored
the week in the Colonel gymthree goals. She ended her career
nasium. Wilkes defeated Marywood
Senior left wing Susan Dicton with the lady stickers with seven
College 64-49. The Lady Colonels
put together a 21-6 ruri down the has recently been named an Aca- goals and six assists.
demic All-AmericaQ by the College
Dicton is majoring in comstretch enroute to victory.
At halftime Wilkes held a 30- Field Hockey Coaches Association. puter science with a minor in man25 lead. Early in the second they Dicton is the first Lady Colonel to agement information. She carries a
3.53 grade point average.
built a 37-28 lead, but the Pacen receive such an honor.
During her career at Wilkes,
Congratulations Sue on a job
came back to tie the score at 43
Dicton was a four year starter for well done and good luck in your
with just 8:11 remaining to play.
Switching defenses, Kest's the Lady Colonels. This year was future endevors.
young squad was then able to hold 1.-M_a_t_m_e_n_______________--:-_____
Marywood's leading scorer Maria
Rossi in check.
Wilkes' leading scorer was
freshman guard Angela Miller with
19 points. Miller a1so pulled down
a game high 14 rebounds.
Freshman Nicole Kovaleski netted
14 points. Senioc Diana Smith
added nine poi~ts for Wikes while
Lisa Buralc and Kelly Ruff each
registered eight points for the Lady
Colonels.
Saturday, the team went on the
road and didn't fare as well, losing
to Juniata fi0-5.
Kovaleski led the way for the
Lady Colonels scoring 14 points
while Miller added 12.

Continued from pg. 12
decision at 150.
The Colonels then went on to
destroy Salisbury as Goldowslci and
Schroat both recorded major
decisions, Rome recorded a pin at
177, Palanchi received a forfeit at
190, and Schannauer recorded a pin
at heaveyweight making the final
score Wilkes 52, Salisbury 0.
York College then suffered the
same fate as the Colonels rolled to
an easy 50-0 victory.
At ll8 Bauer received a forfeit,
and Mejias recorded a technical fall
at 126. Freshman Dave Bonomo
recorded a pin at 134.
Smith

recorded a lll¥)r decision at at 142.
Castano recorded a 10-3 decision at
150, Merrel Neal major decisioned
Tom Altland 12-2.
Rome then recorded the fasted
pin of the season for the Colonels
as he decked Andy Marvel in 32
seconds.
Palanchi and Schannauec then
ended the rout for the Colonels.,ith
Palanchi recordinJ_ a pin at 19drand
Schannauer bein1 awarded a forfeit
at heavyweight
The Colonels are now on a six
match winning streak and will
travel to Southern Connecticut to
compete in a six team tournament

�January 28, 1988
Volume XL
Number 13

Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18766

Colonel of
the Week

Colonels fall
hard times
by Lisa Miller

Sll

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School
Ph

This past week seemed
typical of the Wilkes College
men's basketball season - - one
of ups and downs.
The week
started off on an up note as the
team traveled to Reading to taJce
on Albright. The Colonels came
away 72-62 victors, their first
win on the road. The win also
gave the Colonels back to back
victories for only the second
time this year.
At half time Wilkes trailed
Albright 35-29.
In the second
half the Colonels were able to
force a number of turnovers using a pressqre defense.
Senior Jeff Steeber led the
Colonels in scoring with 27
points.
The only other Wilkes
player in double figures was
sophomore Jim Nolan with 25.
Nolan hit three of six three
point shots.
On . Saturday the Colonels
returned home to taJce on the
University of Scranton Royals.
Wilkes, looking for their third
win in a row, went down in
defeat 81-64, to the number one
ranked school in the NACC
Division III Top 20 poll.
On
Saturday
night
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Continued on pg. 10

Matmen down Orangeme
by Bill Kem
The Wilkes College Wrestling
Team continued it's winning ways
last week when they faced one of
the biggies on their schedule,
Syracuse. But not even the 100
piece Syracuse Pep band could
prevent the Colonels from downing
the Orangemen 25-12.
At 118, Brian Bauer suffered
his first dual-meet loss of the season, a 4-1 decision to Jim. Fussell.
All-American Dennis Mejias
then gave the Colonels the lead as
he technical falled Vinny Innes 160. Ron Miller then upped the
Colonel lead to 9-3 as he recorded a
major
decision
over
Mark
Misscarella.
Syracuse then closed the gap
to 9-6 as Darren Schulman defeated
Frank
Castano . !2-7.
Frank.

Goldowski recorded a big victory
for the Colonels as he major
decisioned Pellegrino 16-0.
Syracuse was then able to cut
the Colonel lead to 13-12. At 158
Mike Schroat lost a tuff 5-4
decision to Frank Ryan; at 167
Merrel Neal was defeated by Chris
Welch 10-6.
Craig Rome then began a roll
which would see the Colonels
sweep the final three matches.
Rome won a hard fought 5-1
decision over Darren Farrell. Marc
Palanchi then won pr~bably one of
the biggest matches of the night as
he defeated Mike Narewski 6-5.
With Palanchi's victory it assured
the Colonels of a victory over

Syracuse. Steve Schannauer then
finished the scoring for Wilkes as
he won· by default over Mark Kerr
to make the final score Wilkes 25,

Syracuse 12.
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probably want to forget
Saturday. The rem
both were shut out c
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52-0 rout. Bauer r
decision at 118, and II
pinned Tom McS~
recorded the second pin
the Colonels, deckiJ1
at the 4:30 mark.
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                    <text>uy 28, 1988
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1se 12.

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tlkes Coll
the
.rry the

radon
gas
in
buildings
in
Northeastern
Pennsylvania
in
with
the
students conjunction
.Pennsylvania
r Senior project on Northeastern
the School
of Environmental Council, and were
and
Physical given authorization to perform
~ovember 1986, further studies on Wilkes Campus
short-term
charcoal
Lh.1t some of the using
\o i;cr level of canisters.
Test results showed that two
C:ntcr contained
of of the 40 buildings tested may
radon
concentrations
con- have
requiring
corrective
action.
the only gas in a According to Redmond, most of
radioactive the radon is found concentrated
from
the -on lower levels of structures
uranium.
Rodger where it is released from rock
1stant professor of formations containing it. Accordand
Physical ing to test results, the only areas
director/coordinator on Campus with excessive radon
laboratory, said that levels were in storage spaces, a
hannful ~cause it nuclear physics lab, and an
can be ~breathed accelerator lab in ·:;uuk Lt-arfiing
Center and the basement area of
,auon resulting from another non-dorm ,building.
Redmond said because the
y of radon has been
charcoal
canister
causing lung cancer. short-term
ials have estimated results (tests generally lasting
to 20,000
of between 2-8 days) were only
30,000 deaths due to preliminary, he did not want to
, could have been cause false alarm to those using
the other facility.
Students are
m.
n Redmond, assoc- also involved in the testing
of the School of procedures under the advisement
and
Physical of Maxwell. Vince Cianfichi, a
oversees the radon Sophomore Electrical Engineerd Maxwell informed ing major, said they place the
n members of the canisters in testing chambers and
the
pico-curies/liter
the on-campus study. calculate
prcadsheet
y, access to rooms using a computer
ted and signs were program.
Radon 1s measured in picothe affected areas.
fhe
nd and Maxwell have curies per liter (pCi/1).
Protection
occurence of Environmental

ed the s
&gt;lonels,
4:30m
loach R
:lassmen
illents: J
1ty didn't
had it ·

as he

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Cont

Agency (EPA) has determined
that until the radon level of a
building reaches 4 pCi/1, there is
no
significant
health
threat.
Redmond said the damage done
to lungs from the exposure to
one pCi/1 of radon is about equal
to smoking 1 1/2 cigarettes a
day.
He said exposure to 15
pCi/1 is equal to smoking about
a pack of cigarettes a day.
EPA guidlinc~ for procedures
after preliminary testing are: If
radon levels arc below 4 pCi/1.
follow-up
measurements
arc

probably not needed, but can be
performed
at
the
resident's
discretion. Between 4-20 pCi/1,
performing follow-up measurements over the next 12 months
is suggessted. Between 20-200
pCi/1 - performing short-term
follow-up measurements within
several months.
Redmond says
this level is one to be excited
about and diagnostic tests should
be performed. And above 200
pCi/1 , EPA suggests performing
short-term follow-ap
measurements and considering shon-1erm

an Kamus remembered by Wilkes

I

out. Bau
&gt;n at 118,
l Tom Mc

I

Kamus, the College's
dean of admissions,
1113) Tuesday morning
liffering a
massive
Mr. Kamus came to
June 1986 from Jersey
I\ when the admissions
ded help in the
1 department.
He was
for campus visits,
assignments,
and
many interviews with
students.
genius lay in . the

method of his recruitment. After
meeting
with
prospective
students and talking about their
interests, he would recomend
several ways Wilkes could be of
service to them in meeting their
goals in life. When seeing that
person a second time, Kamus
would take time to invite him or
her into his office to talk about
what progress was being made.
When I passed his office after
seeing him once to ask (for my
brother)
about
the
program
offered for Engineering Majors,
he called me by name and asked

me to sit down and tell him how
my brother liked the courses
offered at Penn State. Instead of
giving up hope' of ever having
him come to Wilkes, he gave me
a brand new bulletin containing
the course requirements and asked
me to "have him :;onsider
transferring."
Kamus was a veteran of over
30 years aB an •idmissions
director. He served iu Lycoming
College ir! W ll1amsport, PA and
Wilson Cv!lege ~n Wilson, PA
become
coming
to
Wilkes.
John Chwalek, special assistant

of college advancement who als
considered him a close friend
said, "He is talked of as one o
the most outstanding officers i
the East (coast). He has travel
widely in the East, visiting high
schools and talked extensively
with
• highschool
guidance
counselors."
"He will be missed much by
collegues and the admissions
community, said Chwalek." He
added, "In the 18 months he has
been here, he was a tremendous
Cont. on p. 3

actions to reduce the radon level
as soon as possible.
Redmond
said
that
the
College and Wilkes-Barre area in
general has low levels of radon
because of the underlying rock
formation.
About 63% of the
homes in the Reading area (the
Reading Prong) had radon levels
exceeding 4 pCi/1. This is because many of the homes were
built over
granite,
a
rock
containing the highest level of
Cont. on p. 4

�PAGE TWO

Editorial

Luxuries or
learning: what
are we really
here for?

February 4, 19~8

1--------Letter to the Editor
A consistent voice
Editor:

Now that the belltower is
completed, a few queries and comments:
1. What on earth are those
narrow
appendages
projecting
from it? Art? They serve absolutely
no
funetional
purpose
whatsoever. They wouldn't shelter a hapless wayfarer from the
harsh elements nor provide him
shade · on a sunny day.
And
speaking of functional,
why
When you came to College what was your major goal? Did · didn't they just build something
you come to College in order to learn new and exciting things or
really useful, like a fish pond or
did you come to college in the hopes of paving the road to future
a wishing well?
wealth? Ideally, of course, students can do both, but sometimes
2.
Which brings me to a
future financial success may take precedence over enjoyment in
second point:
the "Memorial
learning. According to a study done by UCLA, a good 75 percent
Swamp" that has formed on the
of 1987's freshmen "listed being well off financially" as a top
post-construction
sloping tergoal.
rain. With the melting snow and
That may seem pretty normal at first. After all, most people
a recent rain, a previously lovely
would like to earn lots of money.
Most like being able to
patch of ground has become a
purchase what they want when they want it. At the very least,
runoff gulch. The water is floodthey
want
to
be
comfortable.
ing the grass and trees, and anyAnother statistic is more distressing: less than 40 percent of
one with even a minor interest
the students in the study listed "developing a meaningful
philosophy on life" as a goal.
In 1967, 82.9 percent of the
students chose this option. Now all this may seem like nothing.
After all, it's not the sixites any more. The days of college
demonstrations and sit-ins are over, at least here at Wilkes.
Now,
it takes a structure as large and offensive as the bell tower to
produce even the slightest student reaction.
Yes, this is a
by M. E. Evers
different generation with a different set of values. But just how far
the values are skewed toward the earning and spending of money is
It's winter in Wilkes-Barre,
distressing.
and we all know what that
Students choosing business as a major are at an all-time high.
means ....
Preparing oneself for a career in business has taken precedence
Snow.
Well, not actually
over the well-rounded liberal arts majors of history and English,
snow.
Rain
and slush, more
because essentially, business is "where the money is." People
likely--and more often.
But
today look at a student funny if he says, 'Tm majoring in
sometimes,
like
last
week,
English." The standard response is, "What are you going to do
Wilkes is actually visited by the
with it?" It would seem that if a career goal isn't going to get a
fluffy white stuff--and lots of it.
student ahead financially, it is best for him to opt for a career goal
Since
snow
seems
to
be
that will, even if that goal is substantially less intellectually
somewhat of a rarity here, you
satisfying for the student.
might be wondering just what "to
Says Alexander Astin, director of the UCLA study, "The idea
do with those extra morning
for them [students] is that schooling is something you do to get
hours before the compressed
to something else rather than as something you do which should
schedule kicks in.
be fulfilling in and of itself." Perhaps the second is an idealistic
First, you should watch the
view of schooling--learning for learning's sake--but should the
Snowbird Report with Vince
whole concept be ignored? Yes, school is a major investment,
Sweeney to see exactly how
and naturally should be viewed as integral for a student's future.
much snow
we've gotten and
But school can also provide students with a means to be
.
whether
Wilkes
is on the dreaded
intellectually as well as financially fulfilled. Unfortunately, many
compressed
schedule.
Note that I
students become blinded to the experiences that colleges--more
don't say, "whether Wilkes has
specifically Wilkes-- have to offer. If a student enters college
cancelled classes," for those of
viewing his experiences there only as something to get him to his
you who were around last year
job, he will perhaps be missing out on other things that school
know only too well that Wilkes
has to offer for his growth.
doesn't do that.
Although no one has suggested that Wilkes students feel this
The next logical step, of
way, there is an indi~tion that students at Wilkes may not be as
course,
if Wilkes is in fact on
concerned with things around them because they view school as
the compressed schedule, is to
just that--a means to an end.
Maybe the problem with
figure out exactly what
the
involvement in exttacurricular activities is not apathy at all.
compressed schedule is.
I genApathy, perhaps, is a misguided word.
I ask the students to
erajly give up at this point and
respond: Is college just a way to get into the real world and earn
go back to bed for several hours
lots of money? A way to put the BMW into the garage? Or is it
in a state of total confusion, but
an experience which allows you to learn and to grow? ·
those of you who are braver and
Yes, students' careers are the primary reason they are here, but
less
easily confused, read on for
it is also vital that students get past a fixation on material wealth
details of what to dQ while
and get involved with things that will provide them with less
waiting for your first class.
tangible happiness--go to shows, join clubs, write for The
There is, of course, the everBeacon, pay attention to the issues that are plaguing this school.
popular pasttime, "Dig your car
Wilkes should not just be a place where students put in their
out of the plowed-in snow in the
time and leave. If students care about what goes on here they may
Evans lot."
This is not only
in the long run earn more than just a lot of bucks. Fulfillment can
fun, but it presents substaridal
come long before you make that first million.
aerobic
benefits--and
it , ··· is

in
things horticultural can tell
you that overwatering is just as
·;ad as undcrwatering. So we get
a belltower and a swamp (which
may serve to breed disease-carrymg insectae when warmer days
arrive) and some dead grass and
trees.
In fact, the entire tower
region is a scene of gross
irreverence to nature. Grass has
been cemented over and tom up
in patches, bushes have been uprooted, and the balance of nature
has been disturbed.
3. I interpret the structure
and its immediate area as an icon
to wealth.
The concrete has
extended far beyond the limits of
a "respectable" walkway.
The
tower proper rears its slender
brick form over the remains of a
once peaceful "green area." The
spurious
"bells"
annoyingly
resonate their unappealing tones
through the air every hour, causing everyone within
several
blocks to cringe for a moment.
This tower is a lecherous addition to the college's grounds,

usurping
and twisting it into a
of progress.
4. It is not
attractive in any respect
desires, for whatever
look at bricks, one
Church Hall or the
stroll lo Stark, Evans,
Ross, BedforJ, Miner,
tock, Catlin, Hollenback,
Now, rhetorically, in
why could it not
remotely exquisite?
erecting yet another "
brick edifice, they c
textured it with dark
stucco,
anything b~;
Today, however, the
cluttered with yet ano
rampart, and those in
have blown an oppo
add an appealing struct
campus.
That's enough fct
Thanks for letting me s
Please sign me.. .
A Consistent Voice

A pawn in their 1:ame

Snowballs and bells
something of a necessity for
Wilkes students, as well.
One
never knows, after all, whether
the College wifl ticket cars that
cannot be moved because they
are covered by a foot of ice,
snow, and crusted slush.
I,
personally, would not take my
chances around here.
Just
because the College's employees
can't plow without blocking all
available parking spaces doesn't
mean they can't drive tow trucks.
Then, of course, there arc
more traditional winter activities-snowball fights on the lawn
outside the Student Center, snowball fights on the lawn outside

Pickering, snowball fights
middle of River Street.
And that perennial
activity, sledding on the
won't
mention here
enterprising young co
dents can u e for sleds, '
probably get the peo~e
cafeteria very mad at me.)
Traditionally, that
all anyone could do Ill
when it snowed. But
the belltower is here,
veritable plethora of
activities available.
For instance, en
Wilkes basketball pla

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and was a
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grow in
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-m:ui 1Jaiacon
VOL. XL No. 14 February 4, 1988
Advisor-Tom Bigler
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
-Wendi Harvey
Photography Editors-Beth M
-Donna Yedlock
Staff Photo¥[apher-Bruce Alem
Business Manager-Joel Fomalca
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph !annum
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos "The all knowing Bovine"

Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
News.Editors -Kim Klimek
-Amy Braun
Sports Editors-Lisa Miller
-Bil Kem
Copy Editor-Eddie Lupico
Ad Manager - Kathy L. Harris

Contributing Writers:

M.E . Evers, John Gordon,
Nancy Houtz, Michele Broton, Rob Mac Arthur, Elise McClain,
Matso.
weekly during the fall and spring semesters ex
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College.
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letlers to the
must be signed to insure validity.

rested

abou1
abou1
~

�tell usurping what w
as and twisting it in
5et of progress.
ch
4. It is n
:u-- attractive in any
ys desires, for whar.e
1d look at bricks
er Church Hall 0 ;

;s s troII

lo

slark

ts Ross,
BedforJ,'
P tock, Callin, Holl
,_ Now, rhetorically
wh y could it ~
remotely exquisite?
er~ting yet anoth
bnck edifice, they
textured it with
stucco,
anything
Toctay, however
cluttered with ;et
rampart, and tho
have blown an
add an appealing
campus.
That's enou
Thanks for letting

Opinion
ll the institution."

Drunk driving - get the facts

Vinovrski, dean of
s.1id "He was very
in reaching goals.
y knew many of the
was a frequent
the dining hall.
I
him tremendously.
closest thing
to

by Elise Mc Clain

said tllat Kamus '
working, thoughtful,
rous person whose
seeing stuclenls being
grow in academic
knowing he had a
g!hem.
1 survived by his.
', his son Robert
usctts and daughter,
Vermont. He also is
. his grandchildren
Ben. Funeral serbe held on Friday and
11 Jcrsc Shore.

well cared for. But

e community" , we
an obligation to be
of one another's safety
mg." Well, the purse
lost, but
some
ha.I been gained.

s

.M.C.A. of Wilkes-

ickering, snowball
iddle of River s
. ~nd that pe
t1vity, sledding on
)n't
mention
terprising young
nts can u e for sl
&gt;bably get the
'eteria very mad at
Traditionally,
anyone could
~n it snowed.
belltower is he
itable
plethora
vities available.
For
instance,
Ices basketball p

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ry 4, 1988
-Tom Bigler
Editors-Lee Morrell
-WendiH
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onna Yedlock
&gt;to~apher-Bruce
Manager-Joel Fo
toonist-Joseph I
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My mother called me on
Sunday morning to tell me that
she and my father
had gotten
into a car accident the night
before. She went on to say that
the girl that was driving had
been driving drunk.
Okay, so
my parents are both fine (with
the exception of a few bumps
and bruises and a totalled car). I
should
count
my
blessings
because no one was badly injured
or even killed. But this accident
simply re-emphasizes the feelings towards drinking and driving that I have been feeling all
week. Does the drunk driver get
off easier than he should? Well,
we have all been in situations
where your "only" ride home
from a party has been drinking.
You climb in the car, shrugging
off the possibilty of an accident,
because it always happens to
someone else, and you only live
15 minutes a~ay. But drunk driving is something that needs to
be taken seriously.
I was curious to find out
exactly what happens to people
who are picked up for DWI
(Driving While Intoxicated) so I
called the Wilkes-Barre police
department and talked to Sgt.
Zigmund. He told me that when
a person is picked up for the
first time, he or she generally is
arrested, imprisoned for 48 hours
and placed on probation for one
year. He/she then has to attend
Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition classes in order to

inform them lo a greater degree
of the seriousness of drinking
and driving.
The following
times a person is convicted of
DWI, the punishments are a little more serious. They are placed
in jail for thirty days for the
second offense, and ninety days
to a year for the third offense.
They are also placed on trial. If
the drunk driver is picked up
more than three times,
he/she
has 10 do time for a minimum
time period of one year.

pie. I could get drunk, drive, and
cause an accident that may kill
that person I am after. Yes, I
know this sounds highly unlikely, but I am trying to explain how ridiculous the laws
are. As far as I am concerned,
the drunk driver has murdered
someone in cold blood.
I expressed my feelings to
Sgt. Zigmund about the laws and
the fact that they are indirectly
encouraging drinking and driving. Yes, I realize that the laws
are harsh, but I feel that they
could be harsher. By doing this,
maybe the crime of drinking and
driving will
become less common. I am an idealist, and I believe that if people are told that
something is harmful enough
times that they will stop doing
what they are doing. Sgt. Zigmund did not agree with me. He
told me that "you can put a cop
on every comer, but you can't
stop crime."

The situation is somewhat
different if the drunk driver has
killed one or more persons.
I
asked police officer Zigmund if
the drunk driver was considered a
murderer. He told me that it used
to be considered manslaughter
about 3-5 years ago, and since
that time the laws have changed.
They changed because the prob!ems with drinking and driving
nationwide have gotten progressively worse.
Sgt. Zigmund
also said that, under the law, the
crime of drinking and driving and
killing another person is considered homicide by vehicle and
DWI. In other words, there is a
limit to the punishment a drunk
driver can receive, and if he/she
has an effective attorney, he/she
can get off the hook. The minimum punishment for homicide
by vehicle and DWI is three
years, and the maximum punishment is ten years. This law
bothers me because if I ever
wanted to murder someone, I
could avoid a life sentence or the
electric chair. It would be sim-

Also he said that you
can pass all the laws
in the world, but it
won't change.

I

Yes, creating more laws won't
change the world, but charging a
man with homicide by vehicle
and DWI doesn't really prevent
him from killing someone else's
best friend -- or mom and dad.
Think back when you were
younger, and your mom or dad
punished you for coming in too

late one night.
Which punishment would discourage you
from disobeying them the next
time: a few angry words and a
warning not to do it again,
grounding you for the weekend,
or grounding you for 4 weekends? Probably, the average teenager would learn more if they
were grounded for 4 weekends.
They would learn that what they
did was serious, and they would ◄
try to avoid the punishment if
they could. The same applies to
drinking and driving... a slap on
the back of the hand just doesn't
bring back the life of someone
who has been killed.
Through this article I merely
wanted to provide information
about drinking and driving and
the penalties that are being
slapped down on the breakers of
this law.
I don't know when
things are going to change, or if
they are ever going to change,
but I do know that I'm not
planning on letting anyone I
know drink and drive. They can
be taken away so easily, even in
a simple 15 minute drive home.
I'm thankful my parents were
untouched by the accident they
were in Saturday. But in a way,
I am thankful the accident
happened, because it brought
drinking and driving a little closer to home. An accident affects
one person, and they change the
way they live.
The people
around that person can be affected, and the process goes on
and on. "It only takes a spark to
get a fire going ... "

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arted out playing colleges?

erested in bands or solo musicians?
about comedians or hypnotists?
wabout films or publicity?

*; Contiued from p. 2
* get in a little extra (much
; needed) foul-shooting practice,
** using
the top windows as target
"hoops."

;

Also, the arms of the bell-

* tower could be bolstered with
; hard-packed snow and the entire
* Belltower Plaza could thus be
* transformed ~nto a giant snow
; fort--for truly spectacular snow
* baules. No more using parked
; cars ~~!o~~rhaps

best

of

all,

a while, but it melts faster than
it does anywhere else on campus.
Wednesday morning, for example, all of the sidewalks
around Kirby Hall and the
Library were slick with ice--but
not the square area
directly
around the belltower.
It was
bone-dry.
Clear. No ice. No
Quik-Joe Ice ·Melt, either--which
means there was never any ice
there to melt.
You might be saying, "So

;::t.

Maybe it just didn't snow

* with a couple of large ladders and Wrong. I know why snow
; a couple of tall people, the doesn't stick , to the belltowef.
*
belltower can be transformed . It's the radon.
You see, the
're, kola~ IOf? ~utkm/,,&amp;
* into the biggest snowman Times Leader story on Wilkes'
; Wilkes College will ever
see. radon testing last week stated
Mtp COOf'dlnau t ~ acu.
* And it will be a musical Stark and one unspecified build* snowman, to boot. · What more ling had very high levels of
can ludp b-r,lng t ~
; can we ask for?
radon.
7/uwuiay,&amp; at noon
e- ~f't&gt; to camptU
* There might be a few prob- That unspecified building is
2,ui, 11,00f? e&lt;m1rn~kam ; lems with my snow plans for the the belltower. And the reason
* belltower, however. You see, snow doesn't stick to the bellSuuknt,, (!,(bntu,
* I've noticed something strange tower? You got it. The tower's
Of?
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08
;
about the belltower.
radioactive.
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* Snow doesn 't stick to it.
A glow-in-the- dark bell10(? d&lt;btali&amp;
;
Seriously. It may stick for tower, if you will.
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�_!'AGE FOUR

February 4, 1988

Have a heart,
help the
homeless
by Kim Klimek
This Valentine's Day there
will be many people who roam
the streets in need of shelter,
care and above all - love. Tony
Vento, Campus minister, suggested, "Extend your love to the
homeless. It's a way for people
to share their joy for Valentine's
Day and help the homeless."
The Wilkes College Fellowship Program and St. Mary's
Campus Ministry are combining
efforts to provide care for the
homeless in
the Wilkes-Barre
area.
Instead of helping these
people with their problems,
many
of
us
shirk
our
responsibilities to society and
laugh at their prediciment.
Student Coordinator Lynne
Travaline, a sophomore Elepmentary
Education
and
Psychology Major, said she
worked
on
the
homeless
campaign last year and found it
deeply gratifying. She said, "It's
so good to help them out. I went
to buy some things for the
collection box - 20 bars of soap.
I told the girl (at the register)
'It's for the homeless.' She said
They smell, they really need it.'
This made me realize the
importance of helping out and
being morally responsible for
them.''
Vento said, "We're still
seeking a co-sponsoring group
to help staff on collection days

and
to
help
promote
the
campaign. Dr. Garr is also our
first faculty advisor for it and
we're
seeking other
faculty
support as well."
Through
the
VISION
program, - the area's homeless
recieve supplies, a place to sleep
and
eat,
job
or
personal
counseling,
health
care,
clothing, and personal items.
Vento said personal items
are expensive and least donated.
The local group responsible for
helping homeless - VISION needs supplies not provided by
the regular donors such as:
Soap, toothbrushes, deoderant,
disposable
razors,
shavers,
tampons, baby powder, combs,
brushes, nail clippers, shampoo,
fresh socks, fresh tee-shirts and
new underwear.
According to Vento, these
are the kinds of items that are
often overlooked by everyday
donors, but they add up to
thousands and thousands of
dollars.
Through
the
"Valentine's
Day
drive
held
between
Wednesday, February 10th and
Tuesday February 16th, you too
have a chance to help these
unfortup!3_te ·individuals.
,'f' i-Students, staff, faculty
and administration are asked by
the Fellowship to bring items
ito Stark Lobby, cafeteria and
other
designated
buildings
between 11 ~.m. and 1 p.m

li5

•

Ir Force to add five offic

se1

by Amy Braun
Many
people
feel
our
government spends entirely1 too
much money on defense. I know
I feel that way, because why
should .fillY country possess the
power to destroy the world four
times over? Well fortunately for
Wilkes College, there has been a
new budget cut back plan called
The Graham Ruddman Bill. Our
country is now planning on
spending icss money on defense.
This new bill requires the
Department of Defense to stop
spending our taxes so freely .
The
Secretary
of
Defense,
(originally
from
Scranton)
suggested that the Air Force
should rid itself of 2,250 officers
by September of 1988.
With
less Air Force Officers,
there
will not be as many expenses,
and indirectly, the defecit will
become smaller. The Air Force
decided to retain experienced officers and stop accessions (new
officers). This has affected colleges nationwide, because some
ROTC Air Force detatchments are
going to need to be shut down.
There are now 151 detatchments
in · the United States, and 18
months fromn now there will only be 114.
This affects Wilkes College,
because our ROTC now has to
recruit more officers to make up
for the Air Force detatchments
that are being shut down. Our
ROTC ~ has a goal of commissioning 28 new comissionees
rather than 23. Presently, 60%
of ' the students involved in
ROTC arc on scholarships. They
recieve full tuition fees, books,

sses thii
story su
"last mim
be avoid,
,
only
etry" had
se it was
by Dr. Su
due to heal1
able to tea&lt;
ges had to
staff an

Lt. Col. David Billings stresses the importance of the Air Force.

s; 100

spending
money,
and
Wilkes provides free room and
board. By adding five more
officers to our ROTC program,
there will be more scholarships
offered to qualified Wilkes and
local students. The opportuniuty
to join the ROTC program is
available to any freshmen and
sophomores presently attending
Wilkes. Lt. Col. David Billings
stressed the importance of the
experience that the Air Force
provides. Strong leaders can be
produced through the ROTC program, and officers resumes are
quite impressive to any employer
interested in hiring. In the job
market, employers are interested

in people who have
ability.
According to Bi ·
reason Wilkes' program
shut down is because
quality of students and cl
commissioned.''
Thi
tell us something.
sends quality young
the real world. Billings
the school to know that
opportunities available
dents who plan building
cessful future and
their country through
ment in the anned forces.

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Ton y Gambony, Junior Electrical Engineering major;
Tom Urso,
Senior Electr ica l
ring major an d Vince Cianfichi, Sophomore Electrical Engineering major speculate
on radon levels shown on the compu_terized spreadsheet.

uranium.
Northeastern Pennfor the week of
sylvania buildings tested had
February 8-12
mly 25% of homes exceeding
hat number.
Mo nday
According
to
Redmond,
Cheese Steak &amp; F
radon levels on campus did not _
exceed 20 pCi/1 (a level slightly
Peas
above normal.) In areas like the
Reading
Prong,
closed-home
T uesday
conditions can cause the radon
gas to become trapped in the
building and cause serious healthCom
risks.
According
to
Dr.
l\7e dnesday
Christopher
Breiseth,
College
Roast Beef Sand
president,
Wilkes
has
been
Potato Puffs
working for months on the a
Chicken
Noodle S
comprehensive energy plan to
Broccoli
combat the excessive amounts of
radon. He said the problem can
be easily remedied, and part of
Mac aroni &amp; Ch
the plan includes improving
Vegetable Soup
ventilation in the basement of
Green Beans
Stark Learning Center.
The College bookstore in
Friday
cooperation with the local TEQ
Chicken Nuggets &amp;
Corporation is selling short-term
Tomato Rice Soop
charcoal canisters to members
Cauliflower
for $ 12 a piece.

Jane

Lai

read
pertail
ybe yo
grapevi
may

muo
to Lampe;

was
told th~
ad designs
, the sec
Deans ha,
ho stole
Lamr

not

It wai
she figur
need her
of the
Hall. SI
er um·
and sh,
uld be
Allen

Larr

�February 4, 1988

glish classes
esent difficulty
y students are concerned
lhe situation with their
classes this semester.
the story straight, there
y "last minute" changes
not be avoided.
lly, onlf" "Modem
Poetry" had to be dropuse it was supposed to
t by Dr. Stanley Gutin.
, due to health problems,
unable to teach the class.
nges had to be made in
10 staff an upper-level
a seminar, and several
i02 ourscs.
r difficulty with the
was low enrollment.
of this, they had to
few of the 23 lower

level sections. This was a major
problem.
Dr. Karpinich, head of the
Language and Literature Department, informed me that this
was the best that the department
could do on a two day notice. He
felt much anxiety over the situation, yet he believes everything worked out fine considering the circumstances. "Our
primary interest is the students."
He and the department want to
meet the students needs programatically. For example, English
202: Techr.ical Writing, was added among the list of courses
offered, although it wasn't necessary.
As far as most people
involved are concerned, the department did a good job under such
short notice.

ost, but found
:cording
Wilkes'
)wn is
of students
sioned."
something.
uality yo
world.
IOI to kno
1ities ava
ho plan
future
&gt;untry t
he anned

Bar Sp
r the week
~bruary

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se Steak &amp;
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Peas

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usage Hoagi
with Ham

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&amp;

etable
·een Beans

frid ay
Nuggets &amp;
to Rice S
1uliflower

Dean Jane Lampe Groh's
was stolen out of her office
y February 1, sometime
n 9:05 - 10:20 a.m.
you read the Times
article pertaining to the
er maybe you heard it
the grapevine.
Well,
sources may be slightly
when it comes
to
·ng the facts. According
Times Leader , the value of
Lampe's "designer" purse
S570.00.
Dean Lampe
out loud in telling me
~ purse was deffinatel y !!Qt
that
much
money.
ng to Lampe, a woman
drives a "rusty 1977
bile" would never spend
011 a purse.
that
the
tion was misconstrued
she told the police that
"had designs on it."
Lampe, the secretaries, and
other Deans have absolutely
Nlea who stole the purse.
Dean Lampe left her
she consciously wondered
she should take her
or not. It was raining that
and she figured that she
't need her purse for a
· g of the officers at
esser Hall. She knew she
10 take her umbrella, and a
of paper, and she figured that
purse would be safe in her
. Mark Allen was in his
, and the secretaries were at
desks. Paul Adams was
lhat morning, and he wasn't
-, work until about 1:00 in
afiemoon. Lampe considers
lheft "strange" since many
arc not yet used to the

lay out of the new Dean's
offices. Someone had the nerve
to enter the Dean's Offices and
steal private property in broad
daylight.
I asked Dean Lampe why
someone would steal her purse.
She responded, "People steal."
Someone wanted the purse,
although it really had nothing of
·value in it. There were personal
items such as:
the ownership
card to her car,
her liscence,
credit cards, checks, $34.00 in
cash, old grocery lists, and a
rosary that had been given to her
mother by her father. The only
thing that Dean Lampe really
wants returned is the rosary,
because of it's sentimental value.
She is hoping that the it may
tum up sometime.
I asked Dean Lampe how she
felt about the situation.
She
first said that she felt angry at
herself for being so stupid. She
said "Here I am in the business
of helping young people learn
how to be more careful. Now I
do something careless, and I
haven't shown a very good
example. " Lampe also said that
she feels "strange in an amusing
way" because she has absolutely
no proof of who she is. She has
lost all her credit cards, and she
has no identification. She wants
to borrow her husbands credit
card to buy a new wallet, purse,
and some make-up, because at
least he has an identity.
Dean Lampe has learned a
lesson
through
the
whole
experience.
She said, "I think
we are fortuante that we live in a
college community and a civil
community in which we are
Cont. on p. 3

PAGE FIVE

Welcome Kathy ••
our new ad manager
.
strikes.
I haven't decided
on a minor yet, but I have
narrowed the choices down
to
Journalism
and
Marketing. When I grow up, I want
to
be
a
sportscaster,
but
have
recently
started
to
lean toward advertising.
I
have worked for the BEACON
for almost a
year as a
sportswriter
(I
covered
volleyball and softball), and
I will cover softball once
again this spring.
I am the
mother of a beautiful two
year old son named Patrick.
He is my pride and joy. My
goal in life now
is to
graduate
from
Wilkes
College before my son goes to
kindergarten. I am trying not
to make this profile sound
like
a dating
service
application, but I
like teddy
21
year old) junior Com- bears and flowers, and I am
My name is Kathy Harris and
from sometimes
major
munications
roI'm the BEACON's new advera
hopeless
fire mantic,
PA,
home
of
Nanticoke,
tising
manager.
I
am
a
depending on what
and
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Ready for the real world?
by Rob Mac Arthur
and Nancy Houtz
Do the faculty at Wilkes feel
that we, the students, are being
properly educated for the "real.
world"? Well,
18 out of 20
teachers
surveyed
said
that
students
are
receiving
the
education needed to
be a
productive member of society.
"Yes," said Dr. Patricia
Heaman, "because they [the
students] have the opportunity to
make connections with the real
world, all through education,
internships,
and
publications.
There are opportunities dealing
with
tutoring,
cow· ,ters,
people,
and
values."
rvfany
teachers immediately responded
with the comment: What is the
real world?" I didn t count on
the idea of the "real world" as
being such an open-ended term
before I posed tr - -1uestion to
the faculty members .,urveyed. I
should have known better than
to think that I was going to get
a simple "yes or no" answer
from scholars who have dedicated
their lives to the pursuit of upper
level thinking.
Dr. Herb Guggenheim had
this to say: "No. The problem
is that our concept of what
-education
is
needs
to
be
reformulated.
In ma!"y ways

rigidity, inflexibility, a lockstep approach to education are
inherent to the entire educational
system.
Students in America
view themselves as survivalists
who have to use their wits to
thwack their way through the
jungle of education. They do not
stop to look at the delicate
tropical plants or the exotic
foliage along the way.
"In
college
they
see
themselves as beginning surfers
trying to stay on top of a wave
until graduation. They are carried
not by their own enthusiasm but
by a kind of involuntary motion.
They are passive participants in
the educational system. If we're
going to prepare students for the
"real world" we [the faculty] have
to cultivate parts of their minds
which have heretofore not been
cultivated.
We have to stop
.t!:fil.lling
people for mid-level
professions and start cultivating
student's imaginations. You see,
students think of education as
being contained in boxes, they
don't realize education is liquid
and flows from vessel to vessel.
We as teachers have to show this
liquid, lyrical quality to our
students in order to prepare them
for a life which is not static and
dead but a life which is full of
dark

purples,

deep

reds,

emerald greens like the tropical
forest I mentioned earlier with
its rare fruits hanging on the
vine. In my class I try to prepare
my students for the 'real world'
which is the world of dreams."
The results show a general
positive attitude on the part of
the teachers who participated.
Teachers are rarely asked about
the way they feel about their
effectiveness as teachers and
their profession. Many of the
teachers started their answers by
explaining that they could only
speak for themselves.

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PAGE SIX

Livingston Taylor:

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A night of great music
to remember!
by Lee Morrell
Everytime
I
go
to
a
Programming Board sponsored
event, I always come out saying
something like, "that was the
best (fill in the blank--comedian,
singer, etc . . . ) I have ever

seen!" The time has come for a
change.
After Friday night's
show, I will now say, "That was
the second best . . . ·" The best
will now and forever be the
Livingston Taylor show. If you
don't believe me, ask the 200+
other people who were there. In
my days of following
the
Programming Board, I have seen
artists asked back for encores,
but never with a standing
ovation--from everyone!
In a
word, he was fantastic.
He performed in thirds, the
largest of which was on the
guitar; the other two were on the
piano and the banjo. His show
was, with the exception of 3 or 4
songs, completely original material.
He covered every possible
subject in his original material.
He opened with a song called
"Life is Good," which was followed by a humorous tune called
"Jacques Cousteau," a song all
about the lovable Frenchman
who guards the seas.
With
"Cousteau," the audience really
began to get into Liv's style.
This was evident by the response
to a song he calls "Armageddon
Rag," a long excuse as to why

he won't mow the lawn, "cause
we'll all · be equal when the Big
Bang comes again."
Taylor
lives
outside of
Boston; "It's cold, dirty, expensive and I call it home."
His
home was the inspiration for two
of his very humorous original

tunes. One is "Doggy Jail." A
song about the times his dog,
Diesel, ran away from home and
got caught by the police.
The
other was a mock-hard-rock style
song called "Cambridge Kind of

Guy." He did this as part of his
encore and even followed it with
a Pete Townshend-ish leap.
While all of his song,; were
good, there were some I can only
categorize as "nice."
I realize
that's not a real category but it's
the only one that fits. You see,
they were great songs, but a
term like "ballad" doesn't always
fit; they (his songs) are r.ot
always beautiful.
They're just
plain old "I know that feeling"
nice songs. Some of these were
"Carolina Day," a song about his
home; "City Lights," a song by
Pat Alger about a girl who leaves
the farm for the big city; "":':1e
Dollar Bill Song," a funny love
song about a message (I Love
You!) written on a dollar bill
that is passed to twenty or so
people before the right person
"accidentally" gets it and reads
it; "I Got my Pajamas On," a
song about the carefree world of
being a child; "Always Be Heart
and Soul To Me," a love song
for
the
piano;
"Goo&lt;ltinH~
Charley's Got the Blues," a
Danny
O'Keefe
song
about
everyone leaving town, but him;
and "It's My Job," the song he
closed the show with.
He also did some funny
songs that received a good
response. These subjects ranged
from country music, "I Hate
Country Music,"
to
hippies,
"The Last Hippies in the World."
He also did a hilarious duel voice
version of "The Ballad of

Photography by
Elizabeth Mazzullo

Railroad Bill." I have heard this
song many times, but this was
definitely the best!
The songs
weren't the only things funny.
He made many jokes and humorous
statements
about
the
crowd, The Beacon, his accidental appearance in Boston--"I

was dyslexic, I meant
left, go to Orlando, buy
and a '72 Impala," ··
his own brother ·- "Ja
brand new album out
so while you're waiting
(Liv has a new album
stores in May), you
his." He also spoofed
Rain."
More important
songs was his stage
Anyone could tell
looking at Taylor, that
wasn't just music; it
of him.
He felt the-

obvious he is his 011n
He has .[un on the stage,
easy to sec. That fun
to his music and to the
I also had the
joining the Programm
and Liv for dinner in
eteria and witnessed the
iment of "zaniness."
point he was learning
spin a caf. tray on his fin
Overall, this was
the finest show 10
Wilkes. For this the
ming Board is to re
ulated and (once again
for bringing us top q
tainment.

wed cruisin!
"lh the P
The Boru
ght (Saturd
York como

com&lt;
Dar
smg Star,
Aside
clubs,
at such hot
The Tralfa~
Comedy '

at tli

that glorio
spring,
Id be nomir
ing perfo
ttraction" he
terrorized
a wee!
a psycho
by Glenn
' he was a
Jar tycoon.
the 1970'
what has
prospen
in c reer.

�February 4, 1988

otter

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coming _

Wilkes-Barre, a town
awed cruising, it's "Late
~ith the Programming
The Board's special
1ght (Saturday, Feb 6)
York comcdian,Wayne
, so we're not "Late
1th David Leuerman,"
l we have one of his
this weekend. Wayne
a frequent Letterman
II appear Saturday night
PA al 8:00pm.

Aquarius- Wake up and smell the Susquy !!! If you
see your shadow, it is 3 more weeks of Happiness, but
if you can't seem to get yourself out of bed, boy, you're
in for it.

His material
school,
locks, airplane flights,
nd diets. He deals with
iccts to the point where
hal'c to say "Hey, that's

Cancer- Good things come to those who wait, and
boy have you been waiting. This will be a Happy
Week worth the wait.
Leo- Pack it up kid, it seems like a storm clOL.i'.:i will
follow you everywhere you go, but not to fret, help is on
the way.

r has spent his career
r,;ople laugh on or
the East Coast. He has
or such musical greats as
emptations; The Nitty
Dirt Band, Three Dog
Warren Zcvon, Stephen
f Crosby, Stills, Nash,
ng), The Four Tops,
alll, Chakll Kahn and
ppcaring at the Valley
us1c Fair, The Westbury
Fair, The Brandywine
Resorts International and
Hotels and Casinos,
A1lantic City.

ust music; it
He felt
is voice w
to his broth
he is his o
fun on the s
see. That
usic and to the
1lso had the
the Program
· for dinner in
1d witnessed
&gt;f "zaniness."
e was Icarnin
1f. tray on his fi
:rail, this
est show
For this
oard is t
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Philadelphia, The Comedy Cafe most recently, three appearances
in Washington D.C., Rascals in on George Schlatter's "Comedy
Virgo- People are not that gullible. You may think you
West Orange, NJ, the charm City Club," a syndicated program
are clever, but some one might be "putting one over" on
Comedy Club in Baltimore, The from the Emmy Award winner
Treehouse in Westport, CT, and who brought us "Laugh In." As you. Be suspicious, Virgo.
Danny's Hoho in Brantford, for radio, he hosted a weekly
Ontario. He has also performed com-edy show on WXPN-FM,
at
over
50
colleges
and Philadelphia and was a regular L~bra- Get a taste of the high life this week; go out and
have some fun , because a bad moon will rise over you
universities.
guest on "The Jay Reynolds,"
Cotter's face or voice may WABC-AM, New York. He also next week.
be familiar to TV, radio and film had a role in the Alan Parker
fans, too. He has appeared on film, ''Birdy."
Scorpio- Don't be so ridiculous, things are not as bad
PM magazine twice. Once as a
As a Letterman fan,
as they seem. Smile and stop feeling sorry for
feature story, the other spot- seen Wayne on the
has also headlined at lighting his work on the music numerous times and can honestly yourself!!!
York City comedy clubs video "I Can Dream About You," say he is ~ funny and is
Caroline's, Dangerfield's, in which he starred and co-wrote. guaranteed to make you laugh or .Sagittarius- Be prepared for a little surprise; it may hit
a Rising Star, and The He has been on ABC's 20-20 in at least make you say, "I know
you when you least suspect it, or least want it.
S1rip. Aside from the a documentary about comedians. what he's talking about.
York clubs, he has Beside news programs, he has
Don't be late, seating is at a
at such hot comedy appeared on "Comedy Tonight," premium for this top comedian. Pisces- Calm down, if it seems that you are running at
111 The Tralfamador
in a syndicated TV show, Late Remember, CPA --8:00pm--Satur- high speeds, it's probably because you are a nervous
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on at the movies

your week; you're probably the only sane person left.

ichael Douglas--HOT!

Aries- Don't embellish trifle things, nor dwell on them
either. Don't waist you time; you have better things to
do.

c is one man and one
ooly who deserves the
y Award for best actor in
\\'hen that glorious night
this spring, Michael
should be nominated for
outstanding performances.
Attraction" he played
of a terrorized husband
gal'e into a weekend of
with a psychotic woplaycd by Glenn Close.
I Street" he was a callous
lion dollar tycoon.
was in the 1970's when
began what has turned
oc a very prosperous actproducing career. He is

the son of Hollywood tough guy
Kirk Douglas. It was in the hour
long
television
show,
"The
Streets of San Francisco" where
Michael Douglas received his
first big break in acting. He was
chosen to play beside Karl
Malden as his detective partner.
From there he moved into the
realm of the film world.
Early in his career, Douglas
starred opposite French actress
Genevieve Bujold in "Coma." At
this time he was a reletively
unknown actor.
It's in the
1980s that he has made an extraordinary name for himself. First
he
starred
in
"The
Star
Ghamber," which received little
attention by either the critics or

the movie paying audience.
However, this was a powerful
film which took an incredible
look at our court system and its
fallacies. After "Star Chamber"
Douglas' career sky- rocketed
when "Romancing the Stone" hit
the wide screen. Douglas produced and starred in this comedyadventure with
the · alluring
Kathleen Turner and the hilarious
Danny Devito. This movie was
a suprise hit and made way for a
sequel that was almost as
successful, called "Jewel of the
Nile."
He also produced this
movie with the same cast as the

Continued on p.10

Taurus- Brother Bull, this may be your week to
achieve. With a little hard work the world could be
yours.
Gemini- Take care, you may be hurting some one you
love and don't know it. Listen deeply to the ones you
love; they may be telling you something.

·MA)' TUE I.TADS
BE ~ITU )'OU

�February 4, 1988

PAGE EIGHT

WCLH Spotli2ht

Two stupid DJ's from WCLH
by Wendi Harvey
Radio Station: "WCLH. M.ay I
help you?"
The Beacon: "Hi. Who's this?"
R. S. : "Oh, just a stupid DJ."
T. B. : "What's your name--'stupid DJ'?"
R. S. : "Jeff."
T. B. : "Jeff what?"
Jeff: "Jeff Morton."
T. B. : "What kind of music do
you play?"
Jeff: "My friend and I play
progressive music."
T. B. : "Who's your friend? Does
he do the show with you?"
Jeff: "Yeah.
He's just another
'stupid DJ'."
T. B. : "What's his name?"
Jeff: "Phil Montuori."
T. B. : "Where do you live?"
Jeff: "Sterling Hall, room 3."
T. B. : "Do you always give information over the phone to
people you don't know?"
Jeff: "Yeah."
T. B. : "Well, I'm callif)g for the
Beacon, and I was wondering if
you would like to be interviewed."
Jeff: (to his co-DJ) "Hey, Phil.
This is the Beacon. They want
to know if they can interview
us." (To the Beacon) "Yeah,
sure."
T. B. : "Can we take a picture
too?"
Jeff: (to his co-DJ) "They want a
picture too." (To the Beacon):
"OK."
So Monday night I met with
the two "stupid DJ's " in Sterling
Hall, room 3. I walked into a
room filled with banners of U2,
PIL, House Martins, Simple

Minds, and The Smiths. I began
to rattle off questions.
T. B. : "So why are you 'stupid
DJ's'?"
Jeff: "Because we have no brain
cells."
T. B. : "How long have you had
no brain cells?"
Phil: "Since we entered Wilkes."

examples?"
Both: "INXS, REM, Big Country
T. B. : "What are your majors,
and where are you from?"
Phil:
'Tm a communications
major from Lincoln Park, New
Jersey."
Jeff: 'Tm a history major from

Phil wants to work for KRZ."
Phil: "No, no! I want to work
for t.v .. "
T. B. : "Doing what?"
Phil: "Behind the scenes doing
camera work, or maybe satellite."
T. B. : "Who are your favorite
groups?"

Disney
Jambore

thing."
T. B. : "Why
listen to your show?"
Jeff: "If they are deaf
listen."

w
with
of vacat
three mo
August 22,
wn,

new or different music know any different."
T. B. : "Because you
DJ's?' Would you r
anything to your listene~
Jeff: "Why?"
T. B. : "Why what?"
Jeff: "Why the bell
plays 'Big Ben', but it'
same."
words?"

Pictured above are ffeJ and lihP, two stupid DJ's from WCLH. They can be heard Mon. 3-5 on WCLH
T. B. : "How long have you worked with WCLH?"
Phil: "Freshman year we had a
show."
T. B. : "What kind of music did
you play then?"
Jeff: "Same stupid stuff."
T. B. : "Could you give me some

Gettysburg."
T. B. : "History
major? What
makes you interested in being a
DJ?"
Jeff: "It's something fun to do.
It was always my goal to be a
"stupid DJ". We were both born
with microphones in our hands.

Both: "We both hate Springsteen, but U2 is great. They are
God."
T. B. : "Why do you think they
are God?"
Both : "Their music is perfect.
Everything about them gives you
a feeling you are worth some-

Both: "Although W
be more organized
tial. We arc very
improvements can h
I found ou
station has new
and though it is ~
ganized, it is run be
was last year. I wan
why the radio station
the air very often,
"stupid DJ's" said the
was old and nee
repaired. The Beacon
Semyon, WCLH statial
to explain why the s
on the air when it
Semyon explained that
ment was broken, but
fixed. The schedule
hung up, and the s
be running 7 am to 12
So now that the
is e n the air, don't
1wo "stupid DJ's" are
~.1-::-~days between 3
ar.d they welcome your

unica
hang
ents

he

ss w
If

March
jft th
ver·

n fact,
a littl
starte

Pope comes to Wilkes
Startling as it seemed, and
unlikely as it was, I stumbled
into Alexander Pope in the third
floor hallway of the Stark
Learning Center one recent Wednesday night during Christrna~
break! He seemed confused and
disoriented. I could hardly speak.
"Aren't
you
Alexander
Pope?" I managed to blnrt out.
"The very same, sir," he
responded. "But vii.ere on God's
green earth am I?" he demanded.
"Wilkes College, sir," I told
him.
Mr. Pope's eyebrows raised
distinctively to the middle of his
forehead. He glanced out the window toward the Susquehanna.
"Is that the Themes or the
Avon?" he asked. • - -

"Neither, sir," I explained,
pointing to the rolling muddy
chunks of floating ice.
"That's
the mighty Susquehanna," I told
him.
"Ah, must be I'm in Yorkshire, then," he mused.
"Pennsylvania, sir," I · corrected. Mr. Pope looked bewildered. He explained that the last
thing he rememberect had been
discussing the possibilities of
time travel with the Duke of
Bolingbroke's magician.
"O, sir, what a miracle!" I
exclaimed.
"Do you think, as
long as you're here, you might
teach, say, a workshop on couplets?"
Mr. Pope seemed to brighten as he checkerl his gloves.
"Well, perhaps.
I do know a
thing or two · about pentameter;"

he offered.
"We'd be in your debt, sir,"
I told him. "It would be such an
honor."
Mr. Pope's eyebrows
seemed to rest peacefully above
his eyes.
"Come with me," I told him.
"We'll go right to the Dean!"
When we got to the Dean's
office, we were told to go tQ
Admissions.
When we got to
Admissions \\'e were told to go
to Financial Aid. When we got
to Financial Aid we were told
that without a valid 1986 1040
tax form, there was nothing the
college could do.
"But
this
is
Alexander
Pope!" I told them.
"Sorry!" was the response.
"Unless he's related to a Sordoni."

Heading
back
across
campus, Mr. Pope seemed disillusioned. "I've had this trouble
before," he told me. "In England
they wouldii't let me attend
school because I'm Catholic."

"You're kidding!
"But you translated the
was amazed.
'J:'.xtracurricular,

co
C

Continued top. 9

Quartet at Wil
by Wendi Harvey
There will be a concert and
lecture series held in Dorothy
Dickson Darte Center on Monday, February 8, at 8 pm. Featured will be the Fresk Quartet
who first played together in the
early 1960's at the College of
Music in Stockholm. The members of the quartet are: Lars
Fresk, violin; Hans-Erik West-

hi
WO

A different perspective
by Bill Barber

c

relatio
that

told him,
Life E
Mr. Pop

I assured
berg, violin; Lars-G
viola; and Per
cello.
In 1965
Fresk Quartet, an
they
were
Rikskonserter,
stitute for Nat

d

be ho
a 17th
thout furth~
him stra1gH
lish Dcp
, " said

�February 4, 1988

PAGE NINE,

at Disney: a dream come true
le Broton

rig."
B. : "Why
.en to your show?"
"f: "If they are d
.en."
ii:
ls."
T: "We're not
w or different mu
ow any different."
B. : "Because y
's?'
Would you
ything to your lis
I: "Why?"
B. : "Why what?"
ff: "Why the be
1ys 'Big Ben',
me."

)rds?"
:ith: "Although W
: more organized,
11. We are very
1provements can
I found out
ation has new
1d though it is
mized, 1t 1s run
·as last year. I w
·hy the radio stati
1e air very often,
;tupid DJ's" said
,as old and n
:paired. The Beac
emyon, WCLH sta
) explain why the
n the air when
emyon explained
1ent was broken,
ixed. The schedu
ung up, and the
e running 7 am to 12
So now that the
s en the air,
wo "stupid DJ's
-.1-:,~days betwee
1r.o they welcom

Saueraker,
Disney World's
Jamboree was a
true. While most
ipcnt their summer
small businesses in
own, with only a
two of vacation time,
t three months, from
August 22, 1987, in
ation spot, Florida.
gh Janelle •says she
time, she also assured
re was a lot of work
with the summer
at Disney World.
ed in Frontier Land,
lay known as the
Jamboree. Her job
spicier, which meant
would "introduce" the
the audience before
mide, giving them a
spiel. As a spieler,
't given a set speech
c, Disney gave her
uon that she had to
the exact wording of
was left up to her
Janelle worked forty
k at Disney World,
required to take a
seminar each week so
receive h~r twelve
communications. The
ic changed weekly,
students lessons in
public relations.
fact that
Janelle
lhc chance to intern at
World
especially
her entire
· process was a last
ision. If you had
le in March what she
doing JP the summer,
never' have saic!
about working
in
orld. In fact, it wasn't
, just a little over a
e she started the job,

"You're kidding
'But you translated
1/:IS amazed.
.
"Extracurricular,

couple of
credits?" I

Continued to p. 9
afraid no:. Just a lot of
the ~arden and all

11

lt Wil
berg, violin;
viola;
and
cello.
In 1965 they
Fresk Quartet, and t
they
were
e
Rikskonserter, the
stitute for Natio

said.
,' I told him, "maybe
get Life Equivilcncy
." Mr. Pope seemed
. I assured him the
1ould be honored to
do a 17th Century
Without furth..-:r hesita:: him straight to the
English Department.
sorry, " said the head
artrnent, 'Tm afraid
degree we simply won't
use you." Mr. Pope
alien.

that Janelle even considered
applying
for
the
internship.
Once
she
turned
in
her
application at the Co-op office
(third floor, Hollenback) on a
Thursday, on Friday she received
a phone call telling her that the
interviews for Disney World were
that
Monday
in
Delaware.
Deciding to take a chance,
Janelle went to Delaware and was
interviewed.
There were 450
college students present, and
they were told that only 60 were
to be chosen. The students were
also given a presentation about
what their summer would be like
if they were chosen. Accor&lt;ling
to Janelle, after she saw the the
presentation, she "really wanted
to do this." . Because of the
number of students applying,
they were interviewed in groups
of two or three.
After the
interview, Janelle was told that
if she got the job, she would
receive a letter within two
weeks.
Now came the hardest
part, waiting.
Janelle said, "I
came back and sat in my room,
waiting
for
my
letter."
Fortunately for Janelle, she was
one of the lucky ones-- she
received the letter saying that
her summer would be spent in
Florida.
The next month, Janelle was
in
Florida,
staying
in
accommodations
provided
by
Disney World. She and the other
550 college students from all
over the world stayed at a
condominiumstyle
complex
called Lake Vista Village that
was only ten minutes from the
park.
In Lake Vista Village,
there were plenty of things to
make the stay away from home
very enjoyable, things such as:
two swimming pools, two tennis
courts, a bar and restaurant, and a
jacuzzi.
In
addition,
transportation was provided to

and from the park. The students
were also given free admission
into the park at any time.
Because
Janelle
worked
at
Frontier Land, and knew what it
encompassed almost by heart,
she would spend her ·time in
EPCOT when she chose to visit
the park.
One of the most interesting
things Janelle found at Disney
World was the underground

"Degree?" I shouted.
"Do
you
realize
who
this
is?
Alexander Pope!
He wrote the
Essay on Criticism.
He wrote
the Essay on Man! "
"Has he had CS ll 5?" the
head of the department wanted to
know.
"CS what?" Mr. Pope asked.
"Computer science." we were
told. "It's part of the core curriculum."
"But sir.. .I only use a long
quill pen." Mr. Pope offered.
"Well, I'm sure we can get
you into a good program," the
head of the department suggested. "Now lets see, have you
had Psych 101?"
Alexander Pope's eyebrows
did that incredible dance across
the middle of his forehead as he
stared at me.
Helplessly, I
turned back to the head of the

department.
"Isn't there anything we can
do?" I pleaded.
"Of course," he offered.
"We always do our best to make
special considerations. Now let
me see. . ." He fussed over his
papers for a few minutes until he
suddenly brightened.
Mr. Pope
and I looked at him with anticipation.
"Well, in light of the fact
that you've written a couple of
essays, I might let you challange
Comp 101," he offered.
"Good day," Mr. Pope said
nsmg.
He pulled his cape up
around his shoulders and strode
to the door.
"Wait!" I shouted after him.
I caught up to him at the bell
tower. "Hello Dolly" was chiming away at full volume.
"Please,
Mr.
Pope,"
I

tunnels.
Beneath the actual
park, there are catacombs of
tunnels where the employees go
om their breaks.
"It's an
underground city with cafeterias
and everything," ranelle said.
The doors to get to the tunnels
are widely dispersed throughout
the park, but the average park
visitor wouldn't recognize them
because they are well hidden in
the scenery.
Naturally, there were a few
drawbacks, such as the heat,
which Janelle said was incredible
this past summer.
Also, this
was the literal once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
Students are not
allowed to intern at Disney
World more than once, however,
by . working one day a year, they
can retain their work status and
return to work whenever they
choose.
Flanked by Janelle Saueraker is Dopey and Snow White, two of the many
Janelle,
a
junior ....::fri:.:·.:..en:.:..d:.:s;...s;...h...:e_m_.:..a_de_th_is_s_um_m_e_r_w_h_il_e_in_te_rn_in...:g:::.._at_D_is_n_e.._y_W_or_l_d_._ _ __
communications
major,
is
planning to get into broadcast
news when she gets out of
school, and would like to work
in Boston, where she hopes to
intern this summer. When asked
what stood out the most from the
summer
she
replied,
"the
people." Having an opportunity
to live and work with college
students from all over the world
was the thing that stuck out in
her mind about this summer.
The friendships that she made in
Florida have spanned many
miles. They have kept in touch

through frequent letters and, due
to the cost, not so frequent
phone calls.
Also, this past
Christmas break, those who live
in the United States had a
reunion in New York City.
According to Janelle, "It was
wonderful, everyone sho\\'.ed up.
I didn't expect them all to . . .
but everyone showed up."
Janelle had a wonderful time
interning at Disney World and
she learned a lot about dealing
with people, a valuable skill for
a future newscaster. Having had,
"the best time of her life,"

Janelle encourages everyone to
try to experience a summer
internship, especially one at a
place like Disney World.
The
person to talk to is Cheryl
Gibson at Co-op. Mrs. Gibson
said that the applications for
Disney will be in within the end
of the month.
When asked if
she had advice for anyone
looking for a summer internship,
Janelle replied, "All I can say is:
Go for it! You get a lot out of
it."
That's good advice from
someone who has been there.

Mr. Pope stopped and did
begged. ·"Don't leave!"
"Obviously I'm not needed his eyebrow dance again. "And
here," came his affronted reply. where," he asked me "might that
be?"
Tm going back to England."
"Come on," I said, opening
· "No, no please," I struggled.
"I've got a better idea. I think I the door of my battered Pontiac.
know where you might get some "Let's go have a talk with
LCCC."
appreciation."

�February 4, 1988

PAGE TEN

Colonels

At the Movies

Continued from pg. 12

Continued from p. 7

selves back together to pick up
scoring late in the second half
but Argentati took over and just
the victory.
wouldn't give up. Nolan led all
"The game actually came
scorers with 27 points. It was
down to a five minute bali
the third time this week that
game," Steeber said.
Nolan was tops in scoring.
In
It was evident in their play
two games earlier in the week he
that the Colonels were not going
to easily concede. One of the . netted 29 points. Besides his ofkey reasons for this may be that fensive play Saturday night,
Nolan and Steeber both played Nolan also contributed greatly
He helped the
outstanding games at the same on defense.
time. Nolan led all scorers with Colonels hold Delaware Valley's
29 · points.
Steeber netted 17 Joe Butts to just eight points.
The confidence and pr~de the
points and recorded seven rebounds.
Sophomore
Dave team has now is evident in the
Argentati added 13 more points way thay've been playing in the
and went three-for-three in three past couple games. Nolan feels
point shots. Senior center Scott pretty confident going into the
Jacoby was instrumental in de- last seven games of the season.
fense as he pulled down nine re- Five of those games are MAC
contests.
"We have to win all
bounds for the Colonels.
On the 30th, when the five [games] to make . the play"The next
Aggies of Delaware Valley came offs," Nolan said.
into the Wilkes Gymnasium, few games we'll be pretty hot;
they knew they would have to these wins have really helped."
"Our record doesn't really
contend -with the shooting of
Nolan and Steeber. What they show it , but we really have a dedidn't relize is that Argentati cent team. We're capable of winwould also be a formidable force ning if we keep playing with the
intensity we have been," Steeber
coming off the Colonel bench.
"They [Delaware
Steeber had an off night commented.
scoring
only
eight
points. Valley and King's] are two of the
Nolan was hot from the be- - toughest teams we play and we
ginning and helped the Colonels beat them. We can win all the
take a 13-9 lead early in the remaining games we have to
game. Delaware Valley was then play. We can't afford to lose any
able to temporarily shut down more games."
"This club has a lot of pride
Wilkes' full court press and
Nolan to take a 30-21 lead with and wants to do well," Rainey
said, " and its been working real
just 6:21 remaining in the half.
Enter Argentati into the hard, and, as a result, it's startWe're playing
game.
The 6-foot-1 sophomore ing to pay off.
scored eight points to help bring better basketball. We're playing
aggressively,
and
it's
the Colonels back to
a two more
showing.
The
young
players
are
point lead at halftime. Argentati
netted 18 points overall.
Most playing better. It's good to see
team
coming
together.
of his scoring came at very this
important moments late in the We've been playing hard all
game. When the Aggies came year, we've just been coming up
back to tie the score at 56 with short."
Both
Wilkes'
basketball
just 6:47 left in the game
Argentati put up eight straight teams will be in action at home
points in less than a minute to Saturday against Lycoming. The
women's game starts at 7:00 and
put the Colonels ahead for good.
Delaware Valley was able to the men will take the court at
hold Nolan from any serious 9:00.

original.
Shortly before "Jewel," he
produced a touching sciencefiction
love
story
called
"Starman."
This film garnered
an Academy Award nomination
for leading man, Jeff Bridges.
In a span- of a few months
in 1987, Michael Douglas came
out with two films that should
catapult him into being one of
the most popular actors of all
time.
He is at least the best
actor around at this current point
in time.

Quartet
Continued from p. 8
The Quartet had extensive tours
in Sweden and encouraged young
musicians. The Quartet has also
toured in EuroP.e, the Soviet
·Union, Canada, and Australia.
In 19T7 the Fresk Quartet

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lonels keep rolling

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Mejias won his second
match of the day as he was
awarded a forfeit at 126; Miller
and Smith both recorded major
decisions at 134 and
142.
Castano got back on the winning track as he recorded a
decision at 150.
Goldowsk.i
recorded his third victory of the
day with a 6-2 decision over
George Liusi. Also recording his
third
victory of the day was
Schroat at 167.
Additional victories for the
Colonels came from Rome at
177, and Palanchi at 190, making the final score: Wilkes 35,
Southern Conneticut 9.
This coming Saturday the
Colonels will face a stem test as
they host Army, Rutgers, and
William and Mary.
All three
teams should give the Colonels
all they can handle, and the
wrestlers would really appreciate
the support of the student body
and faculty.
So if you're not
doing anything this Saturday
afternoon and you're getting
cabin fever, stop by the Wilkes
College gym at twelve noon and
show
some
school
spirit.

ma tch of the day: Montclair's
Pete Georgeotus, a transfer from
have been very Oklahoma, handed Craig Rome
Wilkes College his first loss of the season as he
, and this Saturday defeated Rome 4-3.
The Colonels then went on
xception as
the
to win the final two matches of
lhree victories.
fu'l victory was pro- the bout. Marc Palanchi's pin at
hardcst, as ... they 190, and the heavyweight vie-:_
to made the final score:
tclair State 35 to tory
, Brian Bauer con- Wilkes 35,_ Montclair State 14.
In the second match of the
nning ways as he
Almadya at the 1:40 day the Colonels faced Lowell
126, Dennis Mejias Tech, whom Wilkes easily de-6-5 decision to Pete fcated 39-8.
Recording pins for
the
urt Tamai gave the
big lift as he pinned Colonels were Tamai at 118, and
,a in
2:38. Mejias at 126. For Tamai it was
te then won the his second pin of the day.
and
Goldowski
both
tchcs to close the Miller
technical falls for the
I. In the 142 bout, posted
·i defeated Joe Colonels.
Also recording victories for
and at 150 Carl
Wilkes
were Dave Bonomo at
nical failed Frank
142, Shroat
at 167, Chris
!hen started its roll, , Should
at 177, and Steve
Schannauer at heavyweight.
The Colonels last match of
, to up the score to
the
day
was against Southern
Schroat continued
The Colonels had
1c wrestling as he Connecticut.
problems
in
this
one,
Picozzi to give the no
24-11 lead. The 177 winning again with a score of 35
probably the best to 9.

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during regulation
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overtime period, the
shined.
regular play neither
illc to mount a sucive attack to tak(:
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ianained close, switchk and forth throughLady Monarchs took a
lead, 54-51, on two
Wilkes then

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Women's basketball
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College last Wedht in
Scandlon
Using some key
IW)rtunities the Lady
able to knock off
Monarchs 66-65 in
Saturday, Wilkes playCougars of College
in an away game.
Colonels were defeated
women's basketball

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hit two fo ul shots.
With just She was able to hit six three
1:38 remaining , King's took a point baskets in her outstanding
55-53 advantage.
performance.
Widow Makers
39
Blue Whales
32
On consecutive shots by
Freshman JoAnne McDonald
Tri Slamma Jamma 63
6 and Under
44
sophomore Lisa Burak and junior netted 13 points and Ruff added
Beavereeters
66
Laff and a Half 17
Melissa
Kennef}y,
the
Lady 11.
Tri Slamma Jamma 57
Falcons
46
Colonels
went ahead 57-55.
The Lady Colonels next
Schloms
60
Widow Makers 38
But the lead did not stand. With play at home tonight (Thursday)
Men of Girth
55
The Reels
39
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February 4, 19

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XL

18766

No.14

C Ol OIl el Of
the w eek Colonels defeat
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Kin ifs and Delaware Valley fall

by Lisa Miller
Last week the men's basketball team put together back to
back
victories
over
Middle
Atlantic Conference rivals King's
College and Delaware Valley.
The Colonels had met both teams
previously and come up short.
The Monarchs of King's College
may have defeated the Colonels
back in December in the Wilkes'
gym by ten points, but last
Wednesday was a different story.
Wilkes traveled across town to
meet the Monarchs in Scandlon
Gymnasium, and
returned the
favor m a stunning 73-65 victory over the Monarchs. On Saturday
the
Colonels
hosted
Delaware Valley, a team which
had defeated the Colonels on the
road over break. This time the
Colonels rallied to a 72-66 triumph to increase their MAC record to 5-6.
"At the present time we're
playing with a great deal of confidence," said Head Coach Ron
Rainey.
"From the
[King's]
win, good feelings have· come
and our confidence has gotten bet-

1l'

ter.
When you're losing you
start to doubt yourself and what
your doing out on the floor. If
we can hold teams to j ust in the
60s we're going to have a good
chance at winning because we've
proved we can score at least that
many. This proves what we're doing on the court is starting to
work. If we keep doing things
consistently in a game, we will
come out a winner."
Early in the first half of the
King's game the Monarchs took
control, forcing several Wilkes
turnovers. The Colonels took a
time out to regroup and came
back ready to do battle. Battle
they did, as the Colonels scored
19 unanswered points in the
middle portion of the first half
to take a 20 point lead. Late in
the first period the Colonels led
38-18, but the Monarch's had cut
the lead to 38-25 by halftime.
Senior forward Jeff Steeber
commented on the game by saying, "We started off really well.
We actually played 40 minutes of
good basketall.
We made key
shots and really hustled the ball.
At one point in the first half we

were up by 20 points,
the second half we g~
they came back to uc
when we switched to a
man defense. I dido t
see us take a 20 point
lose the game."
"I think it was s
first
going anywhere, th·
[Argentati] hit a three
and that seemed to
around," said sopho
Jim Nolan.
"Going
game we were all ps)
were all up. We wanted
badly."
In the
mounted
make a run at W1
Using a pressure de
Monarchs were able to
into the game by I
Colonels into turning
over. King's came
the ball game at 54.
Just when it looked
Colonels were going to
er the pressure, Rainey
team were able to

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over
in en
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would best
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community.
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comprehen
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process. Wi
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show
the
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·e up by 20
second half we
y came back to
~n we switched
1 defense. I
us take a 20
: the game."
"I think it was
because it
1g
anywhere,
gentati] hit a
that seemed
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)archs were able
the game by
Jnels into tum1
King's came
)all game at 54.
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mcls were going
he pressure, Rai
1 were able to

over

a

a year in energy
according to Paul
-president of bus·s and auxiliary
Under the present
, Wilkes is heated by
Barre steam heating

m would best suit
of the College and also
community.
The
evaluating the current
em involve general
comprehensive
thcn
an
n process. Wilkes
the comprehensive
e.
According to
we were to follow it,
rrrluce the energy cost
show the least
fuel is oil, followed
a big gap to the
. 0'Hop said the

cost of implementing the program will either be paid to the
engineer or a utility. Since
Wilkes College is a large
consumer of energy, the fuel
plan should be beneficial to both
the College and the Wilkes-Barre
community, said O'Hop because
"what we do might hurt our
neighbors." By designating one
source of fuel, they may be
raising another person's fuel
cost.
Dr.
Christopher Breiseth,
College
president,
said
the
energy
plan
also
includes
measures for improving ventilation in the basement of Stark
Learning Center.
Better ventilation would also prevent the
radon level from reaching a level
above normal.
O'Hop
said
that
precautionary measures are be taken
to ensurethat the HV AC (Heating,
Ventilation, Air Conditioning)
in the present system
were
designed.
O'Hop
compared
Wilkes having a minor radon
problem on Campus to a doctor

with a cold. "The restricted access (to certain areas in the
basement of Stark) were from
preliminary results.
There is a
certain amount of panic mentality. I don't mean to downplay
the seriousness of the situation,
but we wouldn't intentionally
expose anyone."
He said that "all was being
building breathe, he said, with
an air exchange system, heat,
and ventilation in appropriate
places.
O'Hop said that sometimes people don't like a vent
and put plaster over it, automatic
leuvers (Venetian Blinds) or clog
it up in some way. He said,"If
it's possible to give us better
air, an energy plan will do that.
We must first look at design
systems to see that they are
operating the way they were
designed to operate.
We will
continue to study it and get more
details on it ... We are chipping
away after many years of benign
neglect to slowly get things
rectified."

you have condom sense?
Condom
Week
being observed
die Country February

JM_

14-21.
In conjunction with
NCW pharmacies and community agencies are se1zmg the
opportunity to- address growing
concerns about AIDS, sexually
Transmitted Diseases {STDs) and

unintended pregnancies.
The Health Service invites
you to test your "Condom Sense"
with the following questions:

~

The Aids viruses can be transmitted through a condom.

□
□

□
□

There have been recent strides in the treatment of condyloma.

□

□

Venerial disease is a major problem in Third World countries
but not in an industrialized society.

□

□

"My partner takes 'the pill' so I don't need to be bothered with
using condoms."

D

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"Since I am not a homosexual or an IV drug user, I don't need to be
concerned with condoms."

D

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Condoms are available in the Health Service office located in Hollenback
Hall at no charge.

See Answers on p.4

11, 1988

Sweet- earts -dance
at '' the woods''

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The commuter council and the Inter-hall Residency
Council are planning a Valentine's Day Dinner Dance
Saturday, February 13th at the Woodlands.
Cocktails will be serrved pt 7- 7:30p.m., Dinner from 7:309p.m., and the Dance from 9-1 a.m. The cost will be $7.50
a person. Entertainment will be performed by "Fling-AThings" Tickets will be sold in Stark Lobby.

�PAGE TWO

Editorial

Please, no
dancing
condoms!
Few issues facing the world today elicit more controversy and
discussion than condoms--their use, their effectiveness, and
especially their place in schools and in the lives of today's youth.
It is generally accepted that condoms are the best--and in many
cases the only--way to protect against AIDS, sexually transmitted
diseases, and pregnancy, and they do, in fact, have a place in the
life of many sexually active students on this campus. This point
has never been disputed by the powers that be at Wilkes--condoms
are available on campus in vending machines and the bookstore
and also are available free of charge at Health Services, located in
Hollenback Hall. The condoms are available, and students are
slowly but surely being informed of their importance.
Perhaps ¢at is the best point--slowly but surely. The sooner
students are aware of the pros and cons of condoms and of the
diseases they protect agains( the sooner students can start
practicing safe sex. Granted, Wilkes has done its part. Students
have the option to purchase or procure condoms on campus. What
they are really lacking is the information and the awareness that
should go with condom use.
This coming week is National
Condom Week, an attempt to inform people--especially those
people in the 16-to- 24- year-old age range--about the · importance
of condom use.
In order to give Wilkes students some
information on National Condom Week, The Beacon
was
prepared, in .. addition to running the article you see on ' the· front
page, to print a public service announcement that depicted a row
of condoms dancing ''Rockette" style. The ad was intended to draw
students' attention and perhaps to make them wonder, "What's all
the commotion about condoms?" or just to make them smile.
Still, upon seeing the ad, the student would become, at least for a
fleeting time, awa~ of condoms. The ad was not offensive; it
was amusing.
It served to interest the student without shoving
hard facts down his throat
But as you might have noticed, the ad is nowhere to be found
in this issue of- The Beacon. Why? Good question. When it was
brought to the attention of adminstrators that this ad would be run,
the ad was shown around the halls of W eckesser and it was decided
that the ad was inappropriate for publication.
What could possibly prompt .administrators to suggest that a
perfectly harmless public service ·ad for National Condom Week
not be run? This one simple word--condom. What will people
think when they see "dancing" condoms on the front page of a
college newspaper? Won't we offend people? My question is: just
where does the concern of the administrators lie? Does it lie with
the students at whom this ad is directed or does it lie with the
public/Board of Trustees/parents/local press who might actually be
offended by the ad? My guess wouldn't be "with the students."
Wilkes has again shown that its concern with image at certain
times is more important than its concern with students. The ad is
intended to make students aware of condoms. Sure, an article
would help, but to- this visually stimulated generation, pictures
speak louder than words. Although some may have said that the
ad shouldn't be run because it was too cute, I somehow doubt that
the ad would ' have run in an·y form. The administrators at Wilkes
are so afraid of offending the public at large (or perhaps the big
money contributors) that they are willing, at the expense of the
fifth amendment and student health, to exercise just the tiniest bit
of censorship. Well, even the tiniest ·bit of ce~sorship is too
much. The ad really should have run. Both Health Services and
The Beacon had agreed that the ad would bring about the desired
effect--awareness--and that should be the most important thing.
We are certainly not implying that Wilkes is willing to
sacrifice the health of its students for image, but they have come
very close this time. What good are condom machines without
student awareness?
What good are glowing words about the
support of safe sex without giving the students the knowledge to
practice it? Let's get condoms out of the closet--and into use.

February 11, 1988

Letter to the Editor
A Dead Horse
Editor:

to poll the students of Wilkes
myself, and found some interesting trends. I hope they will
be helpful:
( 1) Most students think the
belltower is ugly.
(2)
Most students think it
is a waste of money.
(3)
Most students apparently can't find anything else to
complain about.
(4)
No matter what any of
us think the belltower is here to
stay.
STOP BEATING A DEAD
HORSE.

As I read through the latest
copy of The Beacon (February 4),
something begins to occur to
me. A theme emerges. Consistency develops. A rigid structure
becomes apparent.
The belltower is mentioned again . . .
and again . . . and again. Last
year's redundant theme of "campus apathy" is replaced by this
year's just-as-boring "we hate the
belltower" theme.
The sooner this problem is Thank you,
resolved, the sooner it will be Gary Taylor
forgotten (hopefully). I decided

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distributing The

card eligible.

The Beacon welcomes any and all letters to the editor. All
letters must be signed to insure validity, but name can be
withheld upon request. Just drop your letters at our office
on the third floor of the Student Center. Have your views
heard!

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Sharing toys, loud musi
and BMWs: the courtes
connection
And for those rl
any students who may actually
are dorm students, heie
be interested.
few examples (I'm SIR
Common courtesy.
There's been a lot of talk
This isn't an isolated in- come up with others~
going on around campus lately
getting phone m
about revising the core--adding cident, either.
If you're a commuter student, people are too Ml
new courses, maybe more requirements, maybe just toughening up think of the number of times them down; having
someone has parked you in. laundry taken out of
the ones we already have.
This, supposedly, will cure Granted, lack of parking is a and thrown in a
problem, but deliberately block- floor; not being aNe
Wilkes' students "problems."
But the more I think about ing someone else's way out just because the dr,rm is too
it, and the more time I spend . so you can park your car is (1)
listening .-to
people
around selfish and (2) rude.
campus, the more I think life at
Wilkes would be quite a bit more
bearable if just one course were
VOL. XL No. 15 February 11, 1988
required of all students ....
Common Courtesy 101.
Advisor-Tom Bigler
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
Really.
I know this is a
Feature Editors-Lee Moml
News Editors -Kim Klimek
phrase you think your "kinder-Wendi
-Amy Braun
garten teacher must have used
Photography Editors-Bed!
Sports Editors-Lisa Miller
when she was yelling at you
-Donna Yedlock
-Bll Kem
about sharing toys, but it's also
Staff Photographer-Bruce
Copy Editor-Eddie Lupico
a quality sadly lacking among
Business Manager-Joel
Ad Managers- Kathy L. Harris
many students here.
Sta'rf Cartoonist-JosephI
What do I mean by this?
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"
Well, here's an example:
I
recently overheard students in
Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, John Gordon,
Nancy Houtz, Michele Broton, Rob Mac Arrhur, Don (Se
one of my classes discussing an
(Buonocore).
instructor of theirs whom they
thought was a bad teacher--and
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters
the only reason they gave is that
scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed•
he won't let them wear hats,
the individual writer and not of the publication or the Colle
talk, or sleep in class. Whether
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all Ieuers to
their instructor is good or bad is
must be signed to insure validity .
immaterial; the point is that
being disruptive in class is rude-to the professor, who is, after
all, only doing his job, and to
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ondom" plating the
pus condom machines
time for "National
·, and along with
onnation that has
regarding AIDS, I
to think quite a
I am a
pun intended)
use of condoms,
matter I definately
J11Stallment of con-

way our money is
campus.
feelings when I saw
hine in our dorm
sitive. AIDS
e all fear, and,
surgeon general
sed to prevent
killer disease.

mus
Lirte

ignore the fact
have the need
dry their hands? I
ber the
donn
ts

meeting when our R.A. infonned
us that the college would no Ionger be providing paper towels
and soap for the dorms. For the
first few months of school, they
were provided for us. We were
told that the policy had changed
because it had just gotten to be
too expensive. If Wilkes considers itself an elitist institution,
why don't they provide the
chance to fulfill basic human
needs? Okay, so I have adjusted
pretty well. I have been taking
my own towel and soap to the
bathroom (because I have this
thing about washing my hands).
In my dorm we have a public
bathroom facility that is sharect'
by about 30 girls. There are 8
sinks, (two of which don't work
very well), and there is one
particular sink that evei:yone
uses. There are 30 people, and
at least half of them are sick all
the time. I'm sure genns · are
crawling the walls in that
bathroom. Now, if one person
has dirty hands, and they use the
phone, the next
rson who uses

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r-Tom Bigler
Editors-Lee M
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awarded over two
graduating college
college graduate who
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attend a personal
the Golub Club
Scholarship Commitrday, April 30,
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and
by March
14,
ts are available at
Aid office.

$3,000 is quite a lot of money installation of the machines was
to spend on condom machines. wise because of the threat of pregCondoms are available in the nancy as well as the threat of
bookstore, and if you plan a- AIDS. I am not saying that they
head, you can buy a couple at shouldn't have been added to our
Fay's drug store.
I mentioned campus, but I am saying that
befor~. I am not against having Wilkes should be more aware of
condom
machines
available! how it spends it's money. BeHowever, some money could cause diseases don't only pass
have been saved. Why have a through
sexual
contact,
the
condom machine on every floor school should re-evaluate the ein Miner Hall?
One machine limination of paper towels and
could suffice, couldn't it? That soap from our bathrooms.
one machine could be placed in _...,.,"'_"'"-'~ - ~ ~.-.-.-..
the bathroom on the first floor,
making it convenient for everyone.
By strategically placing
Reminder!
condom machines on campus, perThe deadline for receipt of
haps some comers could have the PHEAA/Federal student loan
been cut, and some money could and the Wilkes College applihave been ·saved.
cation for financial aid is May 1,
The money saved by cutting 1988. Anyone who did not recomers could go to something ceive these applications is urge
else constructive, like paper tow- to obtain them from the Finan
els and soap--or something else cial Aid Office, 2nd floor, Sturde
that our campus needs (people vant Hall, immediately.
have plenty of ideas).
I realize that installing the
condom machines took a lot of
work time and discussion. The at"YV'~~~A.A..~~IUU~.11

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Continued from p. 3

Dealing with death

Foundation

by Kim Klimek

\nd for those
Drm students,
:xamples (I'm
up with o
g phone m
e are too
down;
ha·
ry taken out
thrown in a
not being
re the dnrm is

the phone can possibly
catch
whatever sickness lingers.
I talked to Mary Supey , the
school nurse, about the diseases
that could possibly pass because
of poor hygiene. 'Fhe':i{,1j'st disease she mentioned was hepititis,
and then she went on to say that
"just about every disease known
to man can be passed by not
washing your hands." Handwashing is basic sanitation, and it is
also a basic human need. ·
I also talked to John Pesta,
who is quite infonned about how
the funds are handled according
to the needs on campus. The condom machines were installe&lt;l by
one person, who is a member of
the in-house personel.
It cost
$3,342.05 to have all 19 condom machines installed in all of
the dorms. Wow .. .19 machines!
Either there is quite a lot of sex
going on 24 hours a day, or the
condoms that are in the machines
don't hold up too well.
I'm not the kind of person
who likes to complain every
chance I et but I think that

sleeping and eating.
If they
seem to be getting in the way, it
How does Wilkes College may be worthwhile to talk about
deal with the death of a it."
community member? Death is a
A friend around someone
subject as commonly avoided as going through this crisis should
"reality."
But, when fellow listen to what the other person
students, faculty, staff, and admin- has to say and be open to them.
istration are suddenly stricken According to a recent publication
with grief, we are awakened into Death and Dying, "If there is one
a kind of reality. We can't avoid thing people can't take during a
the word "death."
According to Mark Sowcik,
director of the Campus Counseling Service, most people find it
hard to come to terms with death.
He said it is nonnal to express
feelings like sadness or anger for
a loved. Many times, . the loss
becomes harder to cope with
when the death is a sudden one.
He recomends "talking to people
who you feel most comfortable
with.
"Initial
responses
are
helplessness or problems with

people can't take during a period:
of grief, however, it is deception:
or evasion.
The truth about/
death is almost always best. It
is better to talk about it, to
express the tears that are felt,
and to remember the person you
mourn."

Continued on p.4

S!ress Management Wcrksncp
6 session workshop
aimed at reducing stress

pring

If interseted
Campus Counseling

call

ht. 4 7 12
Sowcik stresses talking to frien ds in the event of a death.

the ever-popular having things
stolen--from
clothes
missing
from the laundry room to
mysteriously emptied bottles of
laundry
detergent
to
food
vanishing from the donn refrigerator.
Again, all of these are
examples
of purely
selfish,
discourteous actions.
Common courtesy is, after
all, not that much to ask for, and
it would make life at Wilkes that
much more pleasant for all of us.
And to look at things in
quite a cynical way, it's a
technique that some Wilkes students might even find useful in
their
future
career.
Since,
according to the statistics in last
week's editorial, most students'
goal in attending college is
money,_ perhaps this courtesy
course could be "sold" to
students from the idea that it will
make them more marketable.
Who knows?
It might
work.
After all, the idea of
being polite to one's fellow
students for politeness' sake
alone doesn't seem to have
caught on here in a big way.
Perhaps this will be an
incentive to the Gordon Gekko
crowd:
just think, taking that
correct phone message now could
mean
important
connections
later--and just think, if you don't
wear your hats to class, some
grateful soul somewhere might
you that first BMW--and a

�PAGE FOUR

February 11, 1988

-)Winter Weekend
Activities
JY Amy Braun

Maybe you haven't yet made
any plans for the weekend of
February. 26. Maybe you have
been trymg to tell yourself you
are going to stay in and study
that weekend.
Well, forget it!
February 26, 27, and 28 just so
h~ppen to be Winter Weekend
this year.
How can you stay in
and study with all those activities going on around you? The
theme this year is Winter
Olympics '88, and it is being
sponsored by the Wilkes College
student government.
There will be 15 teams
involved in the weekend. There
will
14 people on each team,
consistmg of 7 guys and 7 girls.
There aren't as many teams this
Y~ _as there were last year, but
this is an attempt to limit confusion. The teams will each be
n~ed after a country, and they
will each bear banners represen~ng that country. Each student
m_vol~ed has to make a contnbution of $1.00. Student government will match each dollar

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Death
Continued from p.3
It also states, "Grief is
painful, and unwanted feelings of
guilt frequently are part of the ·
pain. Somehow we believe that
there might have been something we could have done either
10 prevent the death or to have
made the person happier during
Jife." Grief can kill.
Dr. Robert
Butler, Director of the National
Institute
on
Aging
recently
stated, "Grief kills one-half as
,nany
people
as
highway
accidents." The publication also
suggests that grief can lower the
body's
resistance
to
other
American Business Woman's
~ t i on Scholarships
The Wyoming Valley Chapter of the American Business Women's /1._sociation
is currently
accepting applications from qualified cai' clidates.
111 the past, scholarships
awll]"ck.ci ave ranged from $500 $1,000. However, the ammount
for tl1i,, year has not yet been ·
determined.
To lie eligible for considerauon, q: ndidates must be women see.;j-,g a business or professional ··areer, have financial
need, ,,nd l •e in good scholastic
standing f!1;,ve at least average
~rades).
Aµplicnti• ms are available at
the Fin:u1CH' l A.id Office. They
must b&lt;0 ;11•q•11arked by March
14, 198ti,

that is collected.
All proceeds
will benefit Easter Seals .to help
handicapped children.
I _ talked to John · Rosania,
president of student government,
and he gave me a preview of the
activities that will be • taking
place: Student Government has
been working very hard during
the past few weeks preparing the
weekend's activities with the
other chairpersons on the commitee.
On Friday night of Winter
Weekend, the opening ceremonies will take .place. Each team
involved will gather under the
bell tower. A "torch"-bearer will
run from the cafeteria to the bell
tower (hopefully without getting
hit by a car). The "torch" will
actually be a flare because of the
school's
regulations
regarding
fire.
The opening ceremonies
will begin at 9:00 p.m.
Saturday
morning
the
activities will resume. The first
activity will be an empty keg
roll (everyone should be really
good at this one).
This event
will take place at Ralston field.

The events that follow will be
the "three-legged race", the "orange pass", ' and weather permitting,
everyone will b_e found
"plastic bagging" it down the
huge hill in Kirby Park. (I didn't
know what this activity was
either. John told me it is a relay
race in which people wear plastic
bags and throw themselves over
the edge of the hill.)
Sounds
like a great time! If there happens to be no snow that weekend,
the relay race will be
"spoon-threading." (I didn't recognize that one either--that is
when teams compete by pulling a
spoon through the clothes they
are wearing. The spoon is tied
to a string, and according to
what John said, it is extremely
difficult. Maybe everyone can
start practicing now!)
From 11:00 to 1:00 on
Saturday there will be a break for
lunch.
The afternoon activities
will resume at 1:00. The first
activity will be "blind man's
basketball". After that competition is done, the "bat spin" will
take place. The th:rd activity of

ATTENT
CLASS
the
afternoon
will
the
be
"obstacle course." The final event of the day will be the "tug
of war."
Sunday's activities will be
taking place in the YMCA.
There will be several different
swimming relays to participate
in or watch. The weekend's
events are all going to be exciting and hilarious to be involved in--or to watch.
From talking to John, I got
the impression that a lot of hard
work went into the preparation
of Winter Weekend this year.
Many activities and events have
been planned, and they should
provide an exciting three days of
entertainment.
When I asktedhe
what he expected from
weekend, John said, "I think I
want us to have a sucessful
event, under control, and without
the presence of alchohol."
Many students are looking forward
to this year's events. The weekend should be a sucess for both
the winners and the losers--and it
should be a lot of fun!

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gram for 1988 BSNs I
you con enter active
ofter graduationfor the results of your
To qualify, you must
overo!I ·s· overage
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internship at amoJOi'
medical facility. It's on
way to prepare for Ire
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illnesses.
The deaths of freshman
Craig Piatt, Dean Frank Kamus
of admissions
and
Director
Joseph Chimola of the Shool of
Business and Economics and
members of family or friends
have
recently
disturbed
the
Campus community. Paul Adams,
dean of student affairs said, that
in each instance the college has
suffered a great loss. He said, "I .
think of Frank Kamus as a gentle
man who gave of himself.
Craig's death emphasizes our
vulnerability."
He said that
though Joseph Chimola died of
cancer over the Christinas break,
he is also missed especially by
those
in
the
business
department.
Adams
also
recommended
talking
with

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either latex or natural skin condo~s unless the condoms are ruptured.
device
in
Which
a 2 False ~ Venerial warts (condyloma) is a serious disease which is escalating r
point is .. stressed by college age women. It can have serious implications, possibly including cerv·
suggesting
that
it 3 False
4 False - The AIDS Foundation has promoted the use of condoms to prevent
is
too
obvious ·.o r_. t ransm1ss1on,
· ·
b ase d on previous
·
tests when proved condoms could stop herpes
well
known
to , gonorrhea, syphillis, and venerial warts. Condoms aren't just for birth control
mention, as in the , :They safeguard fertility and future reproduction.
5 False - Condoms can prevent AIDS, unwanted pregnancy or VD. Furtherm
Phrase , "not . to men - · · is not only a disease of heterosexuals of IV drug users, having serious imp lie·
tion
the
ex-pense the heterosexual community.
involved."
6 True Condoms are available along with safer sex pamphlets and health
materials free of charge in the Health Service Department.

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1 said "Usually I either spend time
I alone or spend time with a real
close friend - someone to cry
l :to."
Donna Smith, Freshman,
said of dealing with grief, "I
I kinda have a hard time doing
I that. I talk to someone that I'm
good friends with."
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Adams expanded on a
I point made by Sowcik, saying
: that for those who know
1 someone suffering grief most
■ important was, "giving them an
opportunity to express ·feelings,
■ frustrations of loss and encourag■ ing them to talk about it not
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tion. Dorsey and Kelley out-perfanned 25 ocher teams &amp;o win a
fifth place overall trophy in the
area of dramatic duo competition.
Kelley also entered the cxtremely difficult area of Communication analysis where the speaker applies a specific methodology to a given speech by offering criticism on the immedia~
and post effects of the discourse.
This was Kelly's first attempt at
this form forensic competition
and he won a third place trophy
for his perfomance. The tournament officials also recognized
Kelly as being the top novice to
enter this event. The Forensic
team is directed by Dr. Bradford
Kinney of the SCTA Department.
.

The College's public speaking team competed for two days
tagainst twenty colleges and
univexsitics in the annual Fall
Metropolitan WIWl.ington Communication Associations Individual Events Townamcnt
Over 100 competitors repres- ·
enting seven states and the District of Columbia gathered on
the Fairfax, Virginia Campus of
George Mason University for the
competition. Wilkes entered its
all male team in this compctition.
The unit consisting of
Brian Dorsey, Steve Bachman,
Gerry Kelley and Richard Kline.
The Wilkes Unit made a fine showing against some of the best ,
_forensic institutions in the na-

time," said senior Paul Matticks.
This is a response that I think
we can all relate to, although it
was not given too often.
"I want to sit around and
watch everyone else work because work fascinates me." ' This
response was given by Scott
Bailey who is also a senior. This
statement might not be taken
seriously by many people, but I
can honestly believe that Scott
really meant it
Paula Stetson, a part time
student, answered "sex" to our
poll. "Good sex is always a release for me, emotionally."
Since happiness was one of
the most frequent answers, we
· wondered what the students
meant by it What is happiness?
How do you go about occomplishing it? This, we were told,
is found within oneself. This answer was something that was totall
led
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one word?
As we
way around the Wilkes
campus this ...week, we
ts to answer this
The top ten responses
were:
Happin~-18
Money-8 •
Adventure-8

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accomplished m life ar~ meth&lt;:&gt;&lt;15 the Fmanc~al Aid Office and must
he finds most useful m copmg be subnutted by April 15,
with the shock of the situation.
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February 11, 1988

"Stick to your desks
by Lee Morrell

· gined that the people at the
company would say something
The way I see it, there are like, "I can't believe they named
many different types of comedy. a fatal disease after us . . . why
You've got the raucus, raunchy not a candy that sounds like a
(and funny) humor of Eddie disease, like Goobers or Zagnut."
Murphy; there is the "this is my Other words that he joked with
family, these are the things they were "Trident" (three teeth in
do, so laugh" comedy of Bill latin), "brasierre" (arm protector
Cosby; and there is the cerebral in latin), and "fifty" (five times
humor of Steven Wright. I rec- ten in the new dictionary).
ently discovered the unique, and
Cotter spent a good deal of
wonderful world of the "you time either joking with or about
know what I'm talking about" the college,
it's students, and
comedy of Wayne Cotter. I had school in general. His job was
seen him on Late Night with made easy by audience members
David Letterman before but live - who "helped" him along (heckwas a completely different event.
lers). One was Sandie Adams, a
The show, which was over senior elementary ed. · major.
an hour long, was hilarious. She told him her major and
Cotter's stories and routines kept Cotter replied "I had that in first
the audience laughing nearly the grade." Another was junior earth
entire time. His different family and environmental science majokes, "I" or "me" jokes, pet jor, John Rosania. John's major
jokes, restaurant jokes, or any was reduced to naming grass by
other jokes kept the entire it's scientific name.
the third
audience (including myself) say- was
the
everpresent Kenny
ing "That's me he's talking Ettinger, a freshman engineering
about!"
major. When he was an engineHis humor was unlimited. ering major, there were "geeks
He started by bringing humor to who wore pocket protectors, in
a restaurant, he did this by Kmart shirts!"
eating with his family. There is
He also cut on how college
µie "complaining grandmother" students abbreviate everything
(Send
it
back,
it's
cold. like psych, soc, and phys ed.
Grandma, it's Ice Cream!) and the "The typical college student in a
"show-off father," (He looks at hurry, 'no time talk, me go
the wine list and orders in lunch."'
French--We'll take the wi-te, no
He did a long routine on
dad, that's white).
"school supplies."
First there
He had fun with the name of was loose leaf paper, the stuff
a dietar cand , A ds. -He imaou have to line the holes up

00
00 Lenny (Jim),
Thanks even if you probably
00 don't know what I'm thanking
you for. I'd still like to be
Wendi, .
oo friends. Happy Valentines Day,
even though I don't believe in it.
The wall is still there, but
00
Love,
Happy Holiday anyway!
Becky (W.H.)
E.
00
To the soul mates:
Mar',
This day is non-existent,
Let's get rid of fingerman,
but happy day anyway.
00 zipperman, tree, browman, and
00
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.
,oo all the other geeks. It's time for
Happy Valentines Day Frannie M .. ~~ real men. Happy spit-up day.

Sylvia,
Love, love, my season.
Ariel

To those who dare to bare,
Never be afraid.
Love,
Gypsy
Darling Eddie,
I am your friend, I Jove you
•
.
'
would share my mountam with
.
you, if you tear down the wall.
There are many charmels to be
opened--why not open them?
Lo
ve al_w~ys,
Willmg
Nancy,
I could learn a lot from you.
You're sexy.
Eddie

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on; the Jetsons lunchbox, "everyone had brown bags but me";
rubber cement, " spread it on the
desk and make fake boogers";
the ink eraser or "paper ripper";
and the "compass that could kill
a horse coupled with safety
tipped scissors."
He
also
spoke
different forms of mass transit.
First there was the Trailways bus
that has "gates." "No, they are
doors!" He also wondered why
airplanes
skip row
thirteen.
"There still is a row thirteen, it's
just called fourteen!" And why
do they serve coffee to people
cooped up in such tiny seats for
hours at a time.
Cotter's most successful humor was the stuff that made you
say "gee, he's talking about me."
Like the people who dial a
phone number, find it busy,
hang-up real fast and call right
back. Or, when people are driving, they stare at the mile
counter when it comes close to
"turning over." Also, the difficulty non-residents have pronouncing the name of our lovely
home-Wilkes-Barre.
"Say
Wilkes,
fall
asleep
saying
Barre."
How about your father
never coming near the kichen,
. but HAS to be in charge of the
family cookout. How many of
you work your ringing alarm
into your dream, or hit the
snooze button and rationalize by
saying something like "I don't
need to brush my teeth, I

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Dr. Farooq,
I still love you even though O
I don't see you very much. (You O
ga-ga.)
Love always,
::J
Wendi
Rob,
v
The ringlets will always be
there, and the gypsy will always?o
be afraid.

the sleep." What about the family dog jumping up, and removing as much skin as possible,
out of excitement when you
come home. I certainly felt he
was talking about my dog.
He closed with an impres.sive rendition of a song he
learned as a chemical engineering major; it was his way of
learning the periodic· table of
elements. It was to the tune of a
Gilbert and Sullivan song
Lillian,
I killed the m-people for you
because I love you and you're my
friend. Here's to keeping in
touch.
Happy Spit-Up Day!
· Spiderwoman

contained only the namr.s
elements,
Cotter has this
students in college, 'S
to your desks and nel'lr
sea and you all may be
the queen's navy."
Wayne Cotter
another example of
entertainment brought to
by the Programming
hearty "Good Job" to
Zelek and his staff.
, Aim;
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Someday Rubenesque
~ in. Marilyn would have
~ envious.
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The C.P.A. was filled with
the_ flowing sounds of the Fresk
S
Q
M d
tnng
uartet
on
on ay,
February 8th. The quartet, presented by the Wilkes _College
Concert and Lecture Senes, en.
.
.
tertamed th_e audience m the
th eater s~ng at 8 pm.
The
:ur ; ;1c1:s, ~ s Fresk. ~~d
Lans-G
Besdt. rg 0 ~ vio md,
ars- unnar o m on v101a an
·
Per-Goran
Skytt
on
cello,
touched the audience who attended th
. h th .
h
.
erf concert wit
err touc mg pe ormance.
In the first half of the
concert, the audience was treated
to the slow wistful music of
'
Anton Webern, the delightfully
intriguing
sounds
of
Igor

dramatic and powerful
Ingvar Lidholm.
The second half
con~ert consisted of 'the
piece ever written for
quartet," according to
who gave a short c
before each section was
ed.
The piece, . by
Schonberg, carried the
along with it as it wove
through the evening, and
audience seated in rel
quiJlity.
The quartet pcrfo
tiully together. Their

interesting
well spent.

evening

�U-know-who

To endure, To accept,
to give it time.
ILuv U
Betsy Yo Junior!
You are a pain in the
&amp;*%, but I love ya anyway. You
look great in spandex, especially
that little tush of yours!
Leems
my love ·
arrow and
rget that!
Valentine's
Love Ca

Eddie,
I'll teach you to enjoy the
more exciting times.
Love,.
Nancy
Puddin' Head
I'm happy, 'cause . you're
happy, 'cause I'm happy, cause
you're . . . Oh, you understand.
HEY, let's do Chinese, naked,
whatta ya say!
Love ya Baby
Your Li'l Sweet Potato

my loving Beacon Buddies
Lo-Lo, Betsy, KK, Aim,
(with an "i"), Niblet,
Edster, Donna, Kathy L.,
Wobbly, JG, Teapot,
of course, Mr. Big, thanks
the memories!
Y'all are
and I loves ya!
Leemus

Roses are Red, .
Violets are Blue.
I miss you!

Your creature feature!

xt year fo
ommy · He
er 6ft unde
Lee

Let's play doctor,or
least have patients (patience).

at
L.

It's your Happy
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apricorn- Take a mental holiday this week.
me this week spend time doing nothing; it
not hurt, but don't get used to it.
us- Good luck for you! the stars say another
ne week for you. This is your week to take some
more chances.
Leo- Tsk Tsk Leo, don't waste your time on things of
illimportance. Please keep your mind on what is
important, and the week wil be in your hands.
Virgo- Make sure the goals you are striving for are
the ones you want. It will be too late when you
realize your nose was on the wrong grindstone whe n
you have no nose left.
Libra- Relax , the stars say you seem tense. You can
lighten up and still be able to survive.
Scorpio- Open your eyes ! There is someone who
just might love you. If you are interested all you have
to do is give them some attention. Yet, if you are not,
tell them , don't leave them hanging , because they are
not as Gulla-bu ll as you think they are .

'. otter
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February 11, 1988

Smella,
To my fruity summer pal.
Good luck with the boys. RMA.
CU Later. I love you .

Sagittarius- Wow !!! Are you in fo r it. If you d_
on't
know what I am talking about, think a little; you might
realize that you have been a bad person in the last
week. Be prepared for a l~t of apologizing.

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eekend movies
way, this is what John had to
say.

half

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tten for a
ing to La.-s
short com

ening

y night starting at
the Programming Board
show their James Bond
consisting of two Bond
The first is "The
Daylights," the latest in
llalring the newest Bond.
\lihat John Gordon had to
t 'Daylights."
Living Daylights
imothy Dalton steps in as
aew Agent JJJ7.
Great
and action sequences make
of the best Bonds ever.
Grade--***l/2
other is a late 1970's
out of the Bond stable.
fuck made the character
famous. You know, the
the metal teeth. Any

Moon raker
Roger Moore's fourth James
Bond film is an outstanding one.
high tech weapons and exotic
locations ranging from perilous
jungles on earth to the far
reaches of spaces, make this one
of the most lavish Bond flicks
ever.
The Grade--***

It ought to be a really neato
007 kind of a time, cats and
dogs . So, unless you want real
trouble from some guy named
Bond--James Bond--you had best
find your way to Stark 101 and
enjoy the films.
Incidentally,
Circle
K
will
be
selling
refreshments. And there will be
a cartoon before the main
attraction.

Cancer- It's time to step back into the real wo rld,
sorry to burst you r bubble ! Your Happy Week is over,
it ended 8:00 am Monday morning when you realized
you didn't finish Bil ly Budd. Next time do your work!
Pisces- This is Un-Bu ll-lievab le, You are actually
going to have a HAPPY WEEK!!! If you pl an it right,
the wo rld could be yours for the grazing .
Ari es- Don't be an idiot! Look in the mirror... Now is
that th e face of a nit wit NO!!!!!!!!!!! The majority of you
are good looking, smart, quick witted men/women.
So, stop acting like a Nin-cow-poop.
Taurus- Brother Bovine: Mom (our constellation)
tells me you have been a bad Bull, please don't
disgrace the herd, clean your act up this week.
Gemini- Come back to reality this week. It is waiting
for you and boy is it impatient. So, Moooove over day
dreams and face the real world this week.

�PAGBBIGlIT

February 11, 1988

D.on &amp; Ed--Out on a limb

Beware the tyrant -- Cookie

It was a dark and bitter WHALE??" There was a moment wrong?"
He told us of the pain of having
December night Eddie and I had of silence. Eddie's jaw dropped
He remained silent for a
those little crunchy chocolate
just completed another week's. as the little fellow lifted his moment, fighting to retrun :his things between his layers. :. He
show and were heading north head.
dignity in the eyes of two stran- told of the bitter legal dispute
along Route &amp;1: on our way to
"Yes," he admitted, "I am gers. But it waE no use. He over having to share his mold
the Food Court
to get some- · he." He then removed his way- broke down ~d sobbed openly. with the Santa cake.
And he
·thing to eat. · Suddenly, a blur farers to expose his chubby little I guess he knew that we were his cried as he told us about the domflashed across the icy asphalt fudge face. But something was friends, even though we had ineering tyrant, Cookie Puss, and
.before us and stopped abruptly in wrong. I could tell he had been never met. It was then that he his gang of frozen cronies who
our line of travel. I immediately crying. Ed sensed the same.
told us that graphic horor stories had tormented poor Fudgie for
slammed on the bra-kes and
"Excuse me for asking," I about the inhumane treatment he several years now. And he told
swerved to miss the suicidal crea- __sai....,,·-'d::_•.,.....,,"b-!_l_t_i_s_...,_re_..;..som..;....;....:..e'-th'-in.....__ha_..;.d_..;.bee_n_s....:;u..:.b"-'
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ture. As we came to a halt on ·· ' - · ·
·
the ro"1's shoulder, I npticed out
of the corner of my eye that the

for

Beacon at the movies

:r:::e;asv:i::g ~ew:~~f;
reached the car. and timidly
tapped. upon the window. ·
"C,,;.,eful,"
""'d Ed, "he may
...
.,...
be dangerous."
I agreed, but there was
something about his appearance
that made me feel 111 ease. There
.
was somethmg
·very famil"UlJ'
about him. I opened the door
and invited him iri, ' He apologized for his actions and ,
thanked us graciously for mv1- ,
ing him in. Then it dawned on '
me; I had heard that raspy voice
before. But where? It was then
-that Ed reminded me that we were
missing "Charles in Charge," his
favorite tv program. TV! That's
it! I had seen this little fellow
somewhere on tv! I dosed my
eyes and listened to his voice.
Thep it struck me. · That voice!
Could it be?
In an excited
"hock, I blurted out my question
p
to him, "Excuse me, sir, but
aren't you . . . FUDGIE THE

Two to choose from
b. Y J ohn Gordon

"Good
nam"-

I
have come
to
the
conclusion that everyone should
be running for President Why
sit around in a quandry as to just
which of the two hundred or
more candidates running you
should vote for? To hell with
voting for strangers, I_ say. Let's
all get out there and vote for
ourselves. It would make about
as much sense .as what we have
going now.
The tragedy is that it is too
late not
to vote for Ronald
Reagan. Now there was a President to really boil your oatmeal.
An unemployed actor, too dull to
be devious, ends up in. the most
powtrlul position in the United
States because no one has the
sense to just say "no." An old
gipper and champion of chimp.anzees can waddle his w;iy to the
top. So why not you and me?
Obviously there are no great
moral standards operating, no
overwhelming opinions
view-

Viet-

Robin Williams give an
inspiring performance as a radio
disc jockey in Vietnam.
His
radio broadcasts ate controversial
due to his wide use of sarcasm.
He uses it a great deal against
U.S. Presidents such as Richard
Nixon, who is the main butt of
his jokes.
Williams' character
eventually gets fed up with not
being able to broadcast hard core
news that he feels the GI's in
Vietnam · should be informed
about
The only thing wrono.
e
with this film is that it comes at
a time when the American public
has seen too much Vietnam, in
auch moVI·es as "Platoon", "Full
•
Metal Jacket",
"Gardens of
Stone", and the "Rambo" series.

A different perspective
by Bill Barber

Morning

· least "Good Morning VietAt
mun" is a comedy, to a certain
extent

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"She's Having 8 Baby"..
John Hughes has finally
marured from adolescent movie
plot.a · to
adult
storylines.
Howfver, th e quality in his
previous movie, "Planes, Trains,
and Automobiles" was short
lived.
·
·
Io "She's .Having a Baby;"
Kevin "Footloose" Bacon and
Ef __ 1h McGovern ·ve cred-

his romantic
Cupid, who he loved
this day, but at whose
he was . humiliated in fna
other calces when told rl
late night visits to
Pumpkin's freezer.
It was clear to us 1h11
was a desperate cake.
to console him. We
him of the joy he
fathers everywhere, and
tv commercials always
smile to our faces, and I
sunshine to our hearts.

speci~~ collected his
for a second and tren
We could see that he ·
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sorry Cor
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ible performances as newly'weosthough
he
sincerely
who question their marriage at ·
times. This occurs mainly when our kindness. I asked
Bacon's character dreams about was somewhere we
unpleasant situations involving him. He just shook his
babies, jealousy, and hum-drum idly and got out of the~.
living conditions.
However,
"Take care Fudgie,
Hughes always goes out of his you," we whispere.&lt;I as ha
way to touch the audiences heart. the car door. He
This occurs in a scene
where smiled. Then, with a
McGovern ls giving birth. Com- tear in his eye, turned
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points, or convicitons are necessary. All we have to do is dye
our hair, learn how to read the
teleprompter, and practice saying
"shucks" and "well" a lot.
It
will do. Andy Griffith could be
President. Dale Robertson or Pat
Robertson, what's the difference?
It really doesn't matter any more, ·
now that it has been proven that
it is not what makes the man
inside
that counts, it is how
'presidential' he can look on the
tube. That's all. Isn't that lovely? · Doesn't that just inspire in
you a real condifence in our
American system?
We have had an actor, albiet
not a very good one, schucking
and jiving on the television
serene for - almost eTght years,
goshing and gushing, and everyone just sits around with their
microwave dinner and accepts it.
This little skeleton in a red dress
comes on, "puddles up," and tells
us to "just say no."
On television. And I am sitting there,
screaming NO_! at
1'&gt;P of my

the

lungs, but what good does it do?
Stop me if I'm wrong, but do any
of you believe · that Ronald
Reagan has even the slightest
idea of what is going on? And if
he does, do you think, even for
one moment, that he'd tell you?
It is a very sad, no,
dangerous, state of affairs. What
will follow, which we shall see
this year, is that every damn
fool and . ,his brother-in-law is
going to run for President That
is just what we deserve, afte~
letting this charade go on, not
only unfettered, but forgiven.
Ronald Reag~ is a sham.
When he let those real estate
monguls put him in power in
California, he knew what he was.
When they , .propped him up,
rouged his old cheeks, and ran
him for President, he knew. He
went out there on that television
tube, right into your home, and
into my . home, and he lied.
Instead of . doing the only thing
he should have done: beg to be
forgiven, apologize for the sick

ruse he allowed to be perpetrated are all set to vote fm
on the American people and tell one. Any one, it dOCSI
us: "Look, I'm sorry. I know I anymore. Reagan will
don't really know how to drive, in history as the sc
but I'll try to get the car to the could be king.
bottom of the hill as safely as I
Judging by how
can."
(what, no women?) arc
But nothing. He swallowed for President this yea,
it himself. A hollow man, sup- Reagan's legacy may
ported by a manipulating cab- come a tradition. Any
inet, backed by the · big money suffice ·as long as we
interests.
He served his pur- microwave our dinner
pose.
Our economy collapses to think too much
while the fat cats line their pock- future. Right?
ets. The public morale is destroyWrong! Wake up!
ed. We have nothing but straw the year we must all
to inherit What will follow is a For many of you, tbi
parade of equally self-serving )!)e first year in your
immoral scarecrows eager for • :you will ·be able to vi&amp;
power,
anxious
for . a make a difference.
chance to appear on nationwide candidates, and don't be
television and to -act the part of by "media image."
leading a nation.
Short of that, let's
It seems easy. Reagan has and run for Presi
proved to us once and for all that think, this time, the
not only can an idiot do this elect may just be yourd
job, we prefer to have an idiot.
Paid for by the
We voted for an idiot. And we for Sane Politics.

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PAGE NINE

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February 11, 1988

Winter Keystone
Games on tap
by Lisa Miller
Have you ever dreamed about
competing in the winter Olympics? Well this year you can
make your dream come true. No,
the Olympics aren't coming to
the area . but, for the first time
ever, the The Keystone Games
are holding . a Winter Sports
Festival in the style of the
Olympic compeuuons.
The
festival will be held on February
27-28, 1988.
The Winter Sports Festival
will include events in
figure
skating and alpine and crosscountry skiing.
The alpine
skiing contests will be held at
Montage Ski Resort. The events
will include slalom and giant
slalom.
Cross-country skiing
will be held at the Wilkes-Barre
Municipal Golf Course.
The
competition includes a oue mile
fun race, a SK, a 7.SK, and a
lOK race.
The figure skating
compeuuons will take place at
the Ice-A-Rama in Wilkes-Barre.
.\11 competitions are composed
f three divisions:
Scholastic
, ~h school and below), Open,
and Masters (age 25 and over as
of 1/1/88).

Colonels

lntramurals

Continued from p. 12

Basketball

All events will take place
on February 27~28, 1988.
All
competitors
who
have
not
returned their entry forms and fee
to the Keystone State Games
office by February 12 must enter
on site. On site registration will
be held from 8:00 a.m. until
9:30 a.m. each day. It is strongly recommended that each competitor be on site at least onehalf hour before his/her event(s)
is (are) scheduled to begin.
Medals will be awarded to
competitors placing first, second
and third in each event each day.
. All competitors will receive a
Keystone State Games sweatshirt.
All
athletes
must - be
Pennsylvania· residents and be of
amateur status.
Residency is
defined as having lived in
Pennsylvania for at least 30 days
prior to the competition. There
may also be restrictions for age
divisions, National
Governing
Body membership and entry fee.
Entry
forms
and
more
information can be obtained in
the Athletic Department located
on the second floor of Weckesser
Annex.

Colonels as William and Mar'y's
Thierry Chaney defeated Miller 43. With that victory the Tribe
Standin~s
held a 6-3 lead.
lY L
Castano tied the match as
1. Men of Girth
0
7
· he defeated David Janet 7-2, but
2. Tri Slamma Jamma
0
6
the Tribe retook the ,lead as Mark
1
McLaughlin
major decisioned
3. The Schloms
5
Goldowski 12-1. The Colonels
4. 6 and Under
3
3
cut the · Tribe's lead to one as
4
5. Widow Makers
3
Schroat defeated Andy Adilonojo
4
6. The Reels
3
5-2.
Rob Laroamore built
4
7. Beavereeters
2
William and Mary's lead to 14-9
2
4
8. Falcons
with a major decision over
9. Blue Whales
1
6
Merrill Neal.
10. Laff and a Half
0
6
Wilkes then got a big lift
at 177 when Rome recorded a
technical
fall
over
Darrel
Schrochi, tying the score at fourteen.
As in the Army match,
Palanchi and Schannauer were put
Standines
lY L T fll..
on the spot. Palanchi lost to Ed
McLaughlin 10-6, but he gave
Schannauer a chance to win the
1. Lowriders
6
0
18
29
match, which he did.
2.
Muddy
Helmets
5
1
16
32
Wilkes final bout of the
3. Stetton's Boys
5
1
16
34
day was against Rutgers, and the
4.
Jaguars
5
2
16
14
Colonels had no problems with
5. Young Ones
3
2
1 13
8
the Scarlet Knights, defeating
6. California Snow
4
2
13
10
them 24-11.
7. Cereal Killers
2
3
1
11
11
Winners for the Colonels
8. S.F. Bay Bombers 2
5
12
10
in the quad-sweeping finale were
9. Wings
2
5
9
12
Mejias,
Miller,
Castano,
10.
Terminators
1
4
1
9
7
Goldowski, Schroat, and Rome.
1
4
1
8
For Rome, Castano, and Schroat 11. Glacier Bay Boys
5
it was their third victory of the
The 1988 Floor Hockey season is just about over.
day and the end of a great day of
wrestling for Wilkes.
six teams are pretty much set to move on to the playoffs
Anyone who missed last the exception of 5th and 6th position which are
Saturday's quad-meet missed some undetermined. The Lowriders enter the playoffs wi
great college wrestlin:;. But, you undefeated, unscored upon record. They look to clinch
have a chance to redeem second consecutive title and their third in four years. Pia
yourself. The Colonels will be will start Thursday february 11 with teams 3-6 playing
hosting
the always tough teams 1&amp;2 gaining byes. The first game begins at 9:30.
Franklin and Marshal squa,d this second game which pits teams 4-5 gets underway at 10:1
February 23.
Saturday at two o'clock.

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The Colonels• went
defeat to the Crusaders
On Saturday Wilkes hosting in a non-Middle
Conference · matchup.
Is were 91-80 vie.Monday night the team
Drew for a MAC contest.
Is lost 96-85.
one point in the first
Colonels led 24-13.
remaining in the half,
a pulled within two
Al halftime the Colo39-33, but Susquehanna
in the second half.
14:58 left in the game
took a 49-48 lead.
ore guard Jim Nolan
cs with 23 points.
lmward Jeff Steeber
in 21 points for the
Coming off an out-

Wilkes women's team
a major force if they
up the intensity they
certain points of various
Saturday night the Lady
hosted
Lycoming.
lluilt a 10-6 lead early in
under the inspired play
Kennedy. She conwith exceptional defenand outstanding passLycoming the.n
go ' on a 20-2 run
included 12 straight
lllking the score 26-12.
went down by 15 points
die first half. They then
~ to nine with 1:45 to
Michelle Toth hit two
and blocked a shot.
fired up the Lady Colothe first half came to a
die score was 41-18,
leading.
Lycoming lead hovered
ien points for much of
half. Wilkes came
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Monday riight the Colonels
went on the road again as the_
travelled to Drew. Road games,
this season have proved to be a
problem for the men's basketball
team.
This game
was no
different as the Colonels suffered
a 96-85 loss.
Once again Nolan came
through in scoring as he netted
29 points for the Colonels.
Argentati also scored big with
23 points and pulled down six
rebounds for the team. Argentati
was again hot from the threepoint · line as he hit five of ten
shots.
Steeber pumped in 19
more points for the Colonels.
The Colonels next home
game is Wednesday, February 17
against Misericordia. Game time
is set for 9:00 p.m. The men's
basketball team close out their
1987-88 season at home on
Saturday, February 20.
Game
time is scheduled for 3:00 p.m.

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Valley,
sophomore
Dave
Argentati racked up another 18
points including
five
threepointers.
In Saturday's game the
Colonels cruised to victory behind the shooting of Steeber and
Nolan.
The Wilkes team came
out playing aggressive ball and
, took control of the game early.
Steeber was hot from
the
beginning but in the first half
Nolan was held to · just nine
points.
Once Nolan got going
in ' the second half and combined
with Steeber, Lycoming couldn't
take control and · the Colonels
went on to an 11 point victory.
Steeber led the scoring for
the Colonels with 28 points and
pulled down 12 rebounds. For
his efforts last week, Steeber was
named MAC Northern Division
player of the weelc.
Nolan
followed with 27 points of his
own.
Argentati pumped in 12

PAGE ELEVEN

the game. However, Lycoming's
outside game was deadly for the
Lady Colonels. Incredible shooting by Lycoming pushed the lead
to 16 points with 4:00 left in
the game. By this time the Lady
Colonels were without Kennedy
who had fouled just moments
earlier. Lycoming never looked
back and won by a score of 8661. Freshman Angie Miller led
all Wilkes players with 25
points. Toth was the only other
Lady Colonel in double figures
with 14.
On
Monday
the
Lady
Colonels went up against the
powerhouse Lady Royals of the
University of Scranton. Early in
the game Wilkes stayed close as
the score was tied at six.
Scranton ran off 13 straight
points to make the score 19-6
with 11:30 to go in the first
half. Two free throws by Lisa
Burak and a pair of impressive
drives by Miller cut the Scranton
lead to 19-12. However, late in
the first half Scranton pressured
Wilkes into making numerous
turnovers and stretched a 25-16
lead to 35-16, with under two

minutes to go.
Diana Smith
Ray Ott puts in two points for the Colonels.
then popped in two buckets as
the Lady Colonels made a six
point run to end the first half.
They went into the locker room
down 35-22. The closest Wilkes
was able to get in the s·econd .
half was ten points with 16
minutes to go.
After that,
remembering days of old, and
On Saturday, February 27,
Scranton's press defense shut
viewing films of former matches.
wrestling coach John Reese will
down the Lady Colonels. Wilkes
Anyone wishing to attend
celebrate his 35th year · of
had one last rally as Miller and
coaching at Wilkes by hosting a
the festivities can do so by
Toth hit from the outside cutting
forwarding a check for $15.00 to
reunion of his former wrestlers,
the Lady Royal lead to 55-41
cover the cost of food and
Grappler's Club members, and
with 4:00 to go.
In the end
beverages.
Checks should be
friends wishing to attend.
Wilkes fell short 61-49. Miller
made payable to the Wilkes
Festivities begin at 3:00
led the scoring for Wilkes with
College
Wrestling
Reunion.
p.m. when the Wilkes College
15 points. Burak followed with
Send checks to John Reese,
wrestlers host Cornell Univerten. The Lady Colonels are now
Wrestling
Coach,
Wilkes
sity.
This will be their final
0-8 in the MAC and 6-14
College.
dual meet' of the season. Refreshoverall.
This will be the last event
ments will then be served at
The Lady Colonels host 5:00 with a buffet following at
held in the present gymnasium.
Juniata on Saturday, February 13
6:30.
A short, informal welThe demolition and construction
at 7:00 p.m. On Tuesday, Febof the new Sports and Conoming program will follow dinruary 16, Elizabethtown comes
ference Center will begin the
ner. The rest of the evening will
into the Colonel Gymnasium to
following week.
then be spent listening to music,
take on the Lady Colonels at
old
ac uaintances
7:00 p.m.
The, Lady Colonels .,
close out the season on ~aturday, ·
February 20, at 6:00 p.m.
playing against Division I powerhouse Auburn University.

Reese reunion
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February 11,

Wilkes-Barre, PA

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Colonel of
the Week

Streak at 12

Colonels impressi
in quad sweep
by Bill Kem
Coach John Reese knew he
would have to have a team effort
if the wrestlers were to have any
chance of sweeping last Saturday's quad-meet with nationally
ranked Army, William and Mary,
and Rutgers.
What Reese got

in the upper-weights, and he was
not disappointed.
Ron Miller
got the Colonels rolling with a
big 11-4 decision over Won
Kim. Miller was outstanding as
he used his quickness to dominate Kim. Frank Castano also
put in a great effort for the
Colonels as he battled Army's

Marc
Palanchi
Schannauer wrestled
preserved the victory
Colonels. Palanchi gave
Rob Meldrum all he c
before losing 6-4. Thal
stage for the heavywei
Schannauer faced a
Army's Dave Butcher.

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Brian Bauer in action against Army last Saturday.
was a gutsy, never-give-up effort
from the Colonels.
Wilkes swept all three
teams, and Coach Reese was very
pleased, saying, "the kids wrestled well, they really hustled."
The first match of the day
had the Colonels facing the
Cadets of Army. Brian Bauer got
the Colonels off to a good start
with a 4-1 victory over Tony
Malba. The 126 bout was probably the most controversial.
With the score tied 2-2, Dennis
Mejias was called for an illegal
move, and eventually lost to
Army's
Trevar
Emey,
8-6.
Wilkes also lost a team point for
unsportsman like conduct to give
the Cadets a 3-2 lead.
Coach Reese needed a fast
start to off-set Anny's strength

Darrel Nereve to a 4-4 tie.
The Colonels got a big
victory from Frank Goldowski,
who major decisioned Jeff Butler
10-2, making the Colonel lead
12-5.
Mike Schroat was also
impressive for the Colonels as
he defeated Nick Moulken 6-4.
Army then closed the score
to 15-9 as John Rippley major
decisioned Chris ·Shoud 13-0.
Craig Rome then scored the final
points for the Colonels--a major
decision
over
Rob
Holder.
Rome's
victory
gave
the
Colonels an 18-9 lead going
into the final two bouts.
The final two matches of
the day had fans from both sides
at the edge of their seats. Army
needed a pin and a major
decision to gain a victory, but

match that looked
David
versus
Schannauer used his
quickness to fluster B
even though he lost,
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ilk.es to break ground on the
w Sports Conference Center

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Palanchi
annauer wrestled
erved the vie
mels. Palanchi
Meldrum all he
re losing 6-4.
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mnauer faced a
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versus
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ess to fluster
hough he lost.
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for the
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pset, but
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Curt Tam
Mike Ke
\1ejias Io
match of

lobby at 9:45 am. (In the case
of inclement wcluher, the fonnal
proceedings will be held in the
llivity before the gym lobby.)
aew tears down the
Wilkes-Barre Mayor Lee
gym to make · ·Namey, 1968 Wilkes graduate;
new $5.5 million Christopther Breiseth, College .
erence Center.
President;
Esther Davidowitz,
evening, athletic Chairperson of the Academic
Reese will eel- Program
Committee;
Patricia
35th year reunion Davies, Past Chair of the Board
with friends, and the of Trustees; Frank Henry, Chair
· g team will play of the Board of Trustees; David
against Cornell Hall, Chair of the Physical
Facilities Committee;
Stella
11d others will then Miner Moat of the Miner family
t gym farewell and who gave the ground on which
John
construction of the the gym was located;
Reese; Mary Rhodes, '77 graduate and Chair of the Student Affairs
Committee;
Andrew
a
g ceremony
to Sordoni III, President of Sordoni
truction of the new Construction Enterprises, Inc.;
foot, two story Eugene Roth, Esq., '57 graduate
at0rding to Richard and Chair of the Wilkes ToVice-president
of morrow Campaign;
and Philip L~--~~=,,,,,,,,,~f!!!!!!!!!~
Wingert,
Chair of Physical
ent
completion
date
of
me will be given by Education, will participate in the jected
, followed by greet- groundbreaking ceremony. Mem- December 29.
Meanwhile, Coach Wingert
remarks
from bers of the Wilkes-Barre City
is
working
on
alternative
Council,
County
Commissioners,
Breiseth, Wilkes
President and Lee College Board of Trustees and meeting places for gym classes
Mayor of Wilkes-Barre. construction workers will also be and sporting events during the
and
construction
All members of the . demolition
said
a
Sordoni present.
period.
Jane
Lampe-Groh,
Dean
college
community
are
invited
to
worker may then
of Student Affairs, said, "It's my
·
ving machinery to attend the ceremony.
Charles said, "It's nice to understanding that they will conground.
Groundparticipants will be pause and say we're really tinue to use the existing support
getting this thing going."
He facilities that we've always used.
and shovels.
pogram will take place said the demolition will begin I have asked that by March 15,
adjacent to the gym Monday. The construction phase the various coaches from the Fall
, tea and doughnuts will begin · s):lortly after and last and Winter intercollegiate spms
available in the gym about nine months, with a pro- have lined up and committed the

facilities in which they're going
to practice. We could then begin
to
hold
an
extra
strong
intramural program for the Fall."
According to Lampe-Groh,
"[The new gym] should serve to
bring another much needed
facility up to the state of the art
of where we should be. It can do
nothing more than enhance your
setting or situation.
extremely excited and positive about it"
She added, "Students who
leave and return will find that
visually it will be such a be a
different
situation.
Franklin

rm

Street as we knew it before will
be a different Franlclin Street"
The gym will be three to four
times as large as the current
facility,
according
to
Paul
O'Hop, Vice-president of Business
Affairs and Auxiliary
Enterprises.
John Pesta, Auxiliary Affairs administrator and
assistant director of facilities
management and purchasing, said
in December that some features
of the · Sports and Conference

Continued on p.3

udents stop purse snatcher
as Wesley S. Hendricks, 25, of
N. Washington St and charged
took with theft. robbery by force and
1 man who allegedly
aggrevated assault
robbed 34 year old •
The two students, Jeff
Meeks who was Burger and Tony Guariglia, were
s Drug Store aro1D1d walking past West Ross ~treet
■ Thursday, February
near the drugstore on the way to
were soon aided by "the China Queen" when they
in the vicinity and saw a lady stumbling and
Wilkes-Barre police screaming.
According to Burger and
Guariglia, they . saw a lady

stumbling and screaming and
realized tht she was hurt They
said they saw a man running
away from her, holding a purse.
As the man passed them, they
started running after him. The
alleged robber turned onto South
Franklin Street and Tony and Jeff
grabbed him and held him over a
fence.
According to the students,
they then retrieved the purse,
while the woman phoned the

police.
Meanwhile, they were
aided by others and held him
there until the police could
arrive.
John Bialek, a friend of
Tony and Jeff, said he thought'
they should be recognized for

therr great performance.

Tony and Jeff said Tucsctay
night that they did recieve
formal recognition - . from both
the Mayor Lee Namey of Wilkes- ·
Christopher Breiseth,
Wilkes

College President

�PAGE TWO

February 25, 1988

Editorial

Participate ·and
grow
Picture if you will the Wilkes campus with no communication-no Beacon, no WCT...H, no Manuscript, no Daily Bulletin, nothing.
Although you might not think so, the loss of the campus media
would have a widespread effect on the overall well-being of the
campus. The student organizations mentioned above are just a few
that fill the need for student expression and communication, and,
as of late, they are outlets that are being grievously underused by
the very people they are designed for--the students.
There seem to be consistent complaints from many leaders of
campus organizations bewailing the lack of student participation.
It is very easy to complain about the lack of participation, but it
is even harder to come up with a reasonable explanation as to why
there is such a problem. On larger campuses participation in
things like the newspaper, radio station, and yearbook is not only
popular, but downright competitive.
Here, , however, the
Qrganizations and publications are crying out for help, and many
valuable learning experiences are being ignored.
One possible reason for poor student participation could
merely be the lack of knowledge about the various opportunities
available.
The average student may not be aware that The
Manuscript , The Amnicola, or WCLH are accessible to every
student on campus.
Every week, The Beacon stresses the need for
writers and photographers, and every week the plea is ignored. As
a result of the ads we run, we have received no more than two
people. These people do not even begin to fill our need.
If mere ignorance were the problem, it would be a relatively
easy one to solve. However, ignorance is only the surface
problem. Perhaps students feel inundated with schoolwork, and
they feel that giving time to extracurricular activites would be a
drain on their GPA. That is a reasonable objection, but there is a
great deal to be learned through extracurricular activites as well.
Submitting to the Amnicola, to the Manuscript , or to The Beacon
• takes only a relatively small fraction of time away from studying.
Honing writing skills, seeing how the various organizations
work, and even getting an intellectual break from studying are all
plusses of getting involved with the various publications on
campus. All right, I'll even give a _mercenary reason for those of
you out there who need it--extracurricular participation looks great
on resumes!
Most distressing for The Beacon
is the lack of
Communications students willing to become involved. After all,
this is the field these students want to get into: the newspaper
and radio station should be something they want to do, to put
their skills into practice. But of the 12 editorial positions on The
Beacon
staff, only three are filled by Communications majors.
Worse yet, there are rarely submissions from any students from
that academic field.
These students are supposed to be honing
skills that are tailored exactly for the kind of work that The
Beacon does. Instead of coming out to help us, these students are
more willing to criticize than to contribute.
And that is truly
dangerous.
Maybe students are intimidated by the orgainzations. Maybe
they feel that it's too hard to get involved. Nothing could be
further from the truth. All of the campus organizations are
accessible and are always willing to welcome a new face. You
don't need experience, just a desire to learn. After all, that's what
college is supposed to be about--learning both inside and outside
of the classroom.
Communication and expression are a vital and integral part of
growth. Can students really have a complete education without the
benefit of this kind of expression?
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
News Editors -Kim Klimek
: Amy Braun
Sports Editors-Lisa Miller
-BllKem
Copy Editor-Eddie Lupico
Ad Manager - Kathy L. Harris

Advisor-Tom Bigler
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
-Wendi Harvey
Photography Editors-Beth Mazzullo
-Donna Yedlock
Staff Photographer-Bruce Alexis
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
·scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor
must be si ned to insure validi

Letters to the Editor
Bad Grammar
Editor:
I noted in the February 4
issue of your newspaper the
following caption:

Flanked by Janelle Saueraker is
Dopey and Snow White, two of
the many friends she made this
summer
while
interning
at
Disney World.
If this sentence had appeared
in a paper submitted to my class,
I would have given the paper a
failing grade.
In the first place the phrase
flanked by implies people to the
right and left of a given individual or thing.
Ms. Saueraker
would have to be very large and
flexible to be able to stand both
to the right and left of two
individuals in such bulky cos-

tumes. In the second place the
verb in the sentence,
is, does
not agree with the compound
subject, Dopey and Snow White:
While
I
enjoy
Disney
characters, I do not enjoy bad
grammar. You, as aspiring journalists, should be more conscious of what you put intc
print.
Respectfully yours, _
Herbert S. Guggenheim
Department of Language and
Literature

Parking problem
Dear Editor:
"Defensive Parking 101."
That's the new course that should
be
added
to
the
Wilkes
curriculum. Why? Let me explain.
If you should manage to get
a parking permit (which is a

miracle in itself), the ·
to FIND a spot This
the course would COOIC iL
First, Wilkes
permits than s~
Since they do this,
at least instruct us Cl
find an empty space.
Next, people ·
mits are habitually
clearly marked "penna
only" lots. You may
this is not a problem
security guards will
vehicle towed. WRONG!
car is spotted (notice I
•they are given a w •
next time the car is
should I say "if')
towed.
What's the problem?
opinion, there are ml
security guards on duly
with the problem and

pital (
ilkes
e Roth,

A pawn in their 2ame

Senior dilemma: too
many forms, too little ti
by M. E. Evers

would anyone need to be taught
how to fill out forms? It's pretty
easy to do."
My reply to that is that
anyone who can
make a
statement
like
this
has
obviously never had to deal with
all of this paperwork. You see,
there's a certain language to
mandatory forms--a language I'm
convinced bears no resemblance
to English. And it's a language I
don't speak.
Obviously, it's one that I
should learn. One that I need .to
know in order to graduate from

As this year drags to a
close, I have, like most Wilkes
seniors,
been
working
on
preparations to graduate from
this venerable institution of
higher learning.
I opened my mail this
morning, in fact, to find a letter
requesting me to make a stop at
the bookstore to order a cap and
gown
for
commencement
exercises.
Resisting my first impulse
to throw the thing away, I
instead perused the form, and was
left with a sick feeling in the pit
of my stomach.
Something's m1ssmg from I-===:=;;:~
my Wilkes education, I thought. .
Something important.
And I
never realized it until this
semester, when 1--and all Wilkes
seniors--was buried under a
veritable deluge of forms to fill
out.
What
kind
of
forms?
Diploma orders.
Cap-and-gown
orders.
Graduation
forms.
Registration forms.
Resumes.
Job
applications.
Graduate
school applications.
Graduate
school test form applications.
Financial aid applications. And
so on.
These forms are what led me
to the realization that our Wilkes
education is lacking in orie
aspect.
We were never taught how
to fill out all of these forms.
Now, you might say, "Why

Wilkes.
You
being a little ex
this, but think a
out numerous
prerequisite to
Wilkes. Uni
to fill out these
therefore, you
(And I thought
to graduate was
classes!)
It only mak
for Wilkes to of
form-filling-out
101 "--co-requisite

prominent
•

national

·gn, said,
the progre
a short tin
and C

assistance.
about hal

has been
lbe toughei
ia ahead. .
itself has
toge

�February 25, 1988

racle in itse

F1ND a

: course
First, w·
mits than
ice they d
least instru
1 an empty
Next, peo
s are habi
1rly marked
r" lots. y
is not a p
rrity guar
icle towed.
is spotted
· are given
time the
rid I say
:d.
What's th
ion, there
rity guards
the probl

: weight training
multi-purpose rooms,
roan, extra space for
ii a large airgym on the ground
. lobby with sky
y surrounding the
a kitchen on the
, and several offices

PAGETHREF

A nightmare on River
Street

is enthusiastic
Cooference Center. he
11 one of the most
IClltures Wilkes has
11 over a decade.
It
facilities
for
teams, intramurals
't had," and "it will
6e undergraduate _image
basis ot) the general
and Charles said

are working hard to
five and a
dollars through the
Capital Campaign
lbe Wilkes Tomorrow
Eugene Roth, a Wilkes
11d prominent attorney
as national chairman
imgn, said, "We are
with the progress we've Rob Johansen and Bob Wachowski assume many roles in "How I Got That Story."
p:h a short time. The
by Andrea Kocerha
and Conference
Asian country and requires one of and 27, at 8 p.m., and Sunday,
the actors to perform seventeen February 28, at 2 p.m. at the
ction
is
on
The Wilkes College Theater different roles. The director of Dorothy Dickson Darte Center
addition to that,
also added will present its first show of the the play, Dr. Michael ONeill, for the Performing Arts.
Stu· ·on to the semester with a production of stated, "the show is very funny, dents are welcome and will be
Ac- admitted free with I.D. Ticket
faculty support "How I Got That Story" on Feb- yet thought provoking."
ruary 26, 27 and 28. The play is cording to ONeill, this pro- prices for the general public are
· assistaoce."
aoout half of the considered a "nightmare com- duction is "highly theatrical in $3.00 for adults and $2.00 for
· has been raised, edy," and will be performed by that it engages the audience to students and senior citizens. Reslid die tougher part of two
Wilkes
Juruors,
Rob create various locations and ervations can be made by calling
actions in the play."
' is ahead He said, Johansen and Bob Wachowski.
the theater's box office at 829· itself has "forced
The play centers around the
Performances of "How I Got 9144.
our act together and adventures of an American news That Story" are scheduled for
r ~ r in a fictitious South Friday ·and Saturday, February 26
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but think

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I thought
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illing-out
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Letters
Continued from p. 2
all the lots have gates on them
so anyone can drive right in. I
agree that having gates on the
lots would not put a complete
. stop to the problem, but it would
.mre help.
I think the ideal solution to
the problem would be to
.:onstruct a 3 or 4 story parking
facility such as the one at Mercy
Hospital.
People who wish to
park there insert .50 into the
slot, the gate goes up and they
park as long as they need to.
But we all know that's just a
dream. The college would never
see spending that kind of money
on something as "useless" as a
parking garage.
They would
much rather use it on more useful
constructive projects such as a
new gym or even (I can't resist)
the bell tower.
I feel that if Wilkes is not
going
to
do
something
constructive about the parking
problem, they should at least
teach us "defensive parking."

Signed,
No Place to Park

Pawn
Continued from p.2
I

for the College Senior 103."
I don't know about you, but
I won't feel that my Wilkes
education is complete until I've
added these courses to my
transcript.
I won't feel confident about taking that giant
step into the REAL WORLD until
I know that I know how to deal
with any bureaucratic piece of
paper the "R-World" can toss at
me.
But, alas, it's too late for
me now. 111 have to go into the

world of work without these
essential skills.
Perhaps the
College will take my humble
suggestions to heart and require
such a course of future students.
graduate or have a CommonBut until then, I'm going to
wealth secondary diploma . or go back to my room to try to
other State secondary school puzzle out my cap-and-gown
diploma through the GED Test !..:order:::.::::::.:...·
Program.
2) You must te a Women's Club
resident of Pennsylvania for at offers scholarship
least 12 months. 3) You must
The West Side- Kingston
meet the citizenship requirements Business
and
Professional
defined in Pennsylvania State Women's Club is offering a $300
Grant and Federal student aid
application.
4) You must be scholarship to a full-time matriculated sophomore or junior
ranked in the top 10% of your female student The candidates
high school class. 5) You must must have a GPA of at least 3.0,
file a 1988-89 academic year be able to document financial
application with a PA state grant need, and be a resident of the
and Federal student aid through West Side of Wyoming Valley.
PHEAA. 6) You must be attend- Candidates must be active in
ing or plan to attend an institut- school-related and/or community
ion of higher education in projects and .may represent any
Pennsylvania with the intention profession or discipline.
of becoming certified to teach in
Applications and supporting
a pre-school, elementary or sec~ evidence of GPA and financial
ondary school.
need •must be postmarked by
The
deadline
for
this March 16, 1988. Winners will
scholarship is May 1, 1988. be notified by April 12, 1988.
Applications are available at the Applications are available at the
Financial Aid Office.
Financial Aid Office.

The Paul Douglas Teacher
Scholarship Program

UPWARD
1988 SUMMER POSITIONS
With Upward Bound

Full•time, Ive in · positions.
'lties include supervision of high school
In an academicatly•oriented program. Must
sucx:essfully completed at least Sophomore ·
and. be experienced. in residence life,
, leadership, tutoring and be motivated to
youth.
.,soperweek., plus room. board

June 1.3-Jutyiq, 198e,
call or pick up· an application F~:.
Upward Bound Offices, Wilkes College,
Hall, Third Floor, 129 S. Frankin St.,
, PA 18766, 824-4651, ext. 4-.z..30

Administered by PHEAA in
Pennsylvania, this scholarship
is designed to encourage academically talented students to. enter
the pre-school, elementary or
secondary
teaching
fields.
Scholarships of up to $5,000 per
year are awarded to eligible
students. ·
Applicants must sign an
agreement to teach for a period
of not less than two years in exchange for each year the student
receives the scholarship or repay
the award as a loan, including
interest. The two-year teaching
requirement per year of scholarship aid will be reduced by onehalf if the student teaches on a
full-time permanent basis in a
school in an area which Federal
Regulations define as having a
teacher shortage.
Students who meet all of the
following
requirements
are
eligible for consideration:
1)
You must be a high school

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�February 25, 1988

PAGEFOUR

VA Health Professional
Scholarship Program
The

purpose
of
this
scholarship is to assist in
providing an adequate supply of
professional nurses and physical
therapists
for
the
Veterans
Administration and the nation.
Eligible students are those
in baccalaureate and master's
degree nursing and physical
therapy programs. The applicant
must be a U.S . citizen and must
be accepted for enrollment or
enrolled full-time , in a nursing
program accredited by the National League for Nursing or a
physical
therapy
- program
accredidte by the American
Physical Therapy Association.
Applicants may not be obligated
for service under any other
scholarship program.
Students
enrolled in associated degree and
diploma nursing programs or
post - baccalaureate certificate
physical therapy programs are
not eligible.
Veterans Administration employees are eligible
to apply.

Collection for the homel

JJ

Scholarship benefits include
tuition and fees, reasonable

educational

expenses,

and

a

monthly stipend of $621, all
exempt from Federal taxation.
The length of this award is a
maximwn of two vears depending
upon continued full-time enrollment, and maintenance of acceptable academic standing.
_
The service obligation includes a maximum of two years
after degree completion and licen..:L.HAVE
sure as a registered nurse or
~~ A
physical therapist employed full~HEART
time by VA. Location will be
determined by the Administrator
of Veteran's Affairs.
Attempts
will be made to match preferences with VA needs.
Participants must be willing and
able to relocate.
Application request forms _
are available at the Financial -Aid
Office. Deadline for the request
forms is May 9, 1988. Deadline
Pictured above with the some of the _ items collected at Wilkes' "Have
for the application is June 6, Help th.e ~omeless," between February 10 to 16 are (I to r) John
1988.
Director of Wilkes' Security; Alena Ochal; Tony DiMichele; Lynne

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Student Coordinator of the campaign; Tony Vento, St. Mary's Campus M
Interfaith Liason to Wilkes College; Sr. Lucille Brislin, RSM; St. Mary'
Services _ Coordinator, and Board Member of VISION; Vince Kabacinski,
Director of Administrative Services.
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PAGE FIVE

Students to travel
to New York

e progress of Wilkes
niversity" ·
the idea sound crazy,
Wilkes College have
possibilities of becoming
ity? ' University status
with it a lot more than
changing the stickers
hang in the
back
of their car, or rearthe sweatshirts from
Wilkes ~ so that
say Wilkes University.
years of work goes into
11 immense project. Many
's opinions are to be anaand the positives and negof changing the status of
I have to be weighed.
tcision is a very involved
ent one.
1be Academic Affairs Cabllll the Long Range PlanCommitee have been examthe idea.
According to
t Christopher Breiseth,
a:hool's criteria will be eand approved by the
of Pennsylvania, and the
will begin. Application
long-brewing idea of Uni~

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sociation,
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verstity satus may begin as early as May, or possibly in September.
This means that the
class of 1991 may recieve their
diplomas with Wilkes University
written across the top.
People have reacted in various ways to the idea of Wilkes
"changing face."
There have
been both
negative reactions
and positive reactions. Most of
the alumni of Wilkes "College"
would like to continue thinking
of their alma mater as just that- a
college. Other reactions on the
negative side may be ·that people simply don't like change,
and that Wilkes may lose some
of its intimacy with students.
On the more positive side, according to Breiseth, Wilkes College
will be given a chance to be
known for what it more accurately is. According to Breiseth,
all of our
programs are too
broad to be labelled "College".
Also, Wilkes
is a
comprehensive school that provides
worthwhile undergraduate and graduate programs.
Why should Wilkes bother

changing to a university? For
one thing, the change will provide a positive impact on the
Wilkes-Barre community as a
whole. Having a University in
the city may very likely attract
many large corporations.
Also,
university status may sharpen
the way employers in the job
market view Wilkes and the
programs of study that are offered here.
The idea of Wilkes College
changing to
a Universtity is
still being examined. Although
there is no time commitment
that the commities in charge
have to work
for,
President
Breiseth
believes
the
work
should be done soon.
He bel~ves there is no point sitting
arc5und talking apout it for two
years. We should "either do it,
or not do it" !

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by Kim Klimek
Did you often wonder who
the homeless people were and
what you could do to help them?
"Here's a chance to do something
different for Spring Break and
make a difference at the same
time," says Tony Vento, Campus
minister. From Saturday, March
26 to April 2, Wilkes and King's
College students will travel to
the east side of Manhattan, to
learn
about
and
help
the
homeless through the SAFH, pronbunced "SAFE," or Shelter and
Food For the Homeless.
Charlie McGarry, Director of
SAFH, part of the Trinity lower
east side Lutheran parish i1i
Manhattan said, "Thanks for all
the help you are giving us or are
going to give us. Together, we
can really make the place a safe,
clean, and :warm environment for
the homeless to call home while
they get themselves back on
their feet"
Vento said the inspiration
for this program came from the
Hebrew
Scriptures
(Old
Testament) used in Christian
churches during
the Lenten
s~on.
He said the source of
inspiration was Isaiah 58:6-7,10,
"This is the fast that pleaseth
me: to break unjust fetters, to
let the oppressed go free, to
share your bread with the hungry
and shelter the homeless poor.
If you do away with the yoke,
the clenched fist, the wicked
word, if you give your bread to
the hungry and relief to the. oppressed, your light will rise in
the darkness."

He said, "Those _wh&lt;!_are not
religiously oriented will not be
forced to participate in religious
act1V1Ues.
But for those who
want it, it is "Holy Week" in
N.Y.C."
Vento ' said there are three
ways we can paruc1pate in
helping the homeless so "our
ideas can make a difference right
now as well as in the future."
"The first way is through
direct service," he said. Students
can help with light renovations
for Manhattan's east side SAHF
homeless shelter. Priority items
are:
renovating the shelter or
helping
an
affiliated
food
kitchen under the direction of the
_formerly homeless in N.Y.C.
The second way is through
meeting experts from
international
agencies
based
in
N.Y.C. to ask questions that
arise from direct service and
learn about the poverty programs
around the world, said Vento.
Local participants in the programs include;
Amnesty International, Catholic Relief Service,
Bread for 0.he World and the
religious representatives of the
U.N.
He said the third way will be
using time for discussions for
those who want to join in with
scripture and prayer, personal
journal time, fun and sightseeing
in N.Y.C.
Vento says to those who
want to auend, "It will be unlike
any week you've spent before
and a week you will remember
for the rest of your life." For
more information, call Vento at

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Campus leader

Don
Semyon

The "Barber pole"
by Bill Barber

After a brief respite, the Campus Leader series continues with a
spotlight of WCLH General Manager, Donald Semyon. Some of you
may already be familiar with Don through his bi-weekly column in
The Beacon or through his weekly radio show--lbe Don and Ed Show-that airs Saturdays from 4-8 p.m. on WCLH.
These two roles, however, are not the only ones that Don is
able to play. He is also deeply entrenched in the theater here at
Wilkes and will appear soon in the Wilkes production of Pericles
the King. One might think that with all of these things keeping
Don busy he would be hesitant to accept the strenuous job of
running the college station.
He seems to have no qualms about
jumping from one position to the next. He sees the general manager's position as a good opportunity. He credits this to "a really
workable staff, a really dedicated staff. They have shown dedication
and promise as far as running good solid programming goes."
According to Don his main goal as General Manager of WCLH
is "to get people involved in other things than just being a DJ.
For instance, I made it mandatory that everyone on the staff do one
piece of production work, like a promo or a public service
announcement. They have to script it and produce it themselves."
This gives the members a chance to get experience in all facets of
radio production, not just the obvious ones. Don feels that one of
the biggest changes he's noticed since taking over the position was
that the staff "runs more like a unit, not just an executive staff.
Instead of having meetings every month, we meet every other week.
This makes us more like a club instead of two different staffs."
Don also sees marked inprovement in , the day to day interaction
at WCLH. "More people are showing up to do their shows. People
on the general staff are not intimidated by the executive staff. This
makes for more consistent }Jfogramming."

It has come to my attention
that the effective political system that drives our nation runs at
a 45 degree angle to what seems
sane -and sensible to me.
I've
had terrific bad luck with candidates all my life, which doesn't
do a lot for my political selfesteem.
However, given my
100% rotten luck in seeing my
candidates achieve voting success, I've decided to put my bad
luck to work in predicting the
next President of the United
States. I am willing to offer my
reverse expertise to the candidates, free of charge. To hell
with New Hampshire, the best
way to pick the candidates would
be to ask me who I would most
hate to see gain the office. Let's
call that "The Barber Pole."
Historically, even as a small
child, I was adamantly in favor
of Adlai Stevenson. My 100%
percent accuracy at picking the
winning candidate was underway.
Kennedy threw off my track
record for awhile, and I basked in
the joy of having my candidate
win. The victory, as you may
recall, was short lived.
I opposed Johnson and the Viet Nam
war, but it wasn't until the onslaught of Richard Nixon that I
really became vehement. Simultaneously, during this whole period, Ronald Reagan was governor
of California, the state in which
I was living at the time. I felt
totally estranged.
Imagine my horror when
Ronald Reagan ran for President!
And won! And then enjoyed the
longest honeymoon with the
press a recent .President has experienced.
Shock became outrage
when he was re-elected in '84. It
was then the Barber Pole was
born.
Therefore, gentle readers, I
offer
my
services
to
the
candidates this election year on a
professional basis. All the Barber Pole has to do is survey the
candidates,
find
the
most

heinous, disgusting and repuslive
candidate and Bingo! -- you've
got your next President
However, this year, there are
so many awful candidates, that
the Barber Pole is having some
difficulty in selecting just which
candidate is the unqualified
worst.
I have been · watching
David Frost's interviews with fervor, but I must admit that so far
all the candidates are registering
very high on my "hate scale" - so I am having some trouble
with my data.
That was, until I watched Pat
Robertson.
My "repulso-meter"
went off so violently last night-witnessing that insipid, false
smile and brainless rhetoric-that I am fairly convinced that
we here at the Barber Pole Headquarters are ready to pick
Robertson as the most disgusting phoney to ever run for the
office. And,
therefore, if we
follow form, I feel pretty confident in assuring you that he
will become your next president
I say yours because this time, if
it really works. out that way, I
will be leaving the country.
Consider
his
ideologies.
First of all, PR thinks that AIDS
is first of all a moral dilemma
and secondly a health issue.
Since 90% of AIDS victims (his
statistic) are either needle users
or homosexuals, it follows that
they brought this on themselves,
that God is happy with the
situation, and therefore Congress
should continue to hide its head.
This kind of thinking belongs in
the electric chair, not in the
swivel chair.
Secondly, PR believes that
God talks to him, directly. When
asked to separate the Bible from
the Constitution, PR was iffy
about how he would do that,
since, to PR, God wrote both of
them.
Perhaps Jim or Tammy
should be vice-president
God
speaks to them, too.
Or maybe
Oral Roberts, he has a two-way
phone system that he feels goes

right to Heaven,
pabulum, and the
willing goat to
religious propa
it is packed an
Jesus. But look
ly. It could be
we got a Pat
enough to the r
us all to Hea
ians and heathens
innocuous, irri ·
"cookie jar" smile
again. That smu
stitutes for know
ious in itself, B
of a leader of
would be suicide
church and s
important aspect
Americans that
such a perso
political office
You and
a right to lim.
bullshit that co
ing rooms. I am
of us who are not
or angry enough, ID
this charade of spiri
functioning as ream
But as I say, gi1'I
with Pat RobertDI,
ing coronalion. The
American "C&lt;Xiie js
mentality may just go
sweep to straighten Ill
and if they do, time
think well stand a
seeing Reason ruk
will be sadly mistakm.
Judging from the
atrocities I've w·
lifetime, I'm taking
cautions now and
passport ready.
Barber Pole, Pat R
be a shoo-in, beca1111
worst Presidential
we've ever sunk t
But I will
business.
111
Barber Pole rig
just prove me
Please ·· w
- prov~ me wrong!

Club feature
Don feels that WCLH "gives Wilkes students a chance to get
hands on experience with the operations of a radio station and its
equipment
It's just like any commercial station, except we, the
students, get to make our own rules and run it the way we feel it
should be run. Working with the equipment is the biggest thing.
The station also gives a student a chance to move up in the ranks if
he so desires."
In addition to working to make a tighter staff, Don and WCLH
have other projects underway including an internship for local high
school students that will provide them an opportunity to come in
and see how the station works (and also may serve valuable
recruiting purposes) and an underwriting campaign that allows area
business to sponsor specific shows in return for donations of money
or goods, still leaving WCLH with their non-commercial status.
Although obviously his role at WCLH is of primary importance,
·Don also serves a role as a campus leader. He sees this as one of his

Continued on p. 9

Crew team moves on
by Bruce Hom
Looking out over the frozen
river, the last thing on your
mind has to be rowing. However, as proven by the recent
warmer weather, spring is just
around the comer and with that
warmer weather is sure to come
the sight of the Wilkes Crew
Team rowing down the Susquehanna.
The crew team was formed
last semester when great interest
was shown by both the school
and the community. This sem-

ester will be the club's first official season with races scheduled
throughout the spring. The races
will range from exhibition races
on our river to official sanctioned races against teams such
as Bucknell, Drexel, and Susquehanna, among others. Since the
club's inception in September,
members have shown nothing
but positive responses. The generosity of alumni and faculty has
allowed them to purchase three
boats and still have a sizable
balance in their bank account.
Through contacts in Philadelphia

at Boathouse Ro
acquired an ei
boat, a four-man
a four-man scu
more on the way.
The first
is scheduled for
To find out m
crew. come to Ila
Tuesdays at ll:00 ill
All
are welcome
interested in rowing.
or just working witb
ment

�February 25. 1988

•

upp1e haters unite
t

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loo
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Pat
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eav

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ost of
irri
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t s
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~If.
r of
suici
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tspeet

that

best way to describe
guys is to call them
' One (Jimmy Pheroi running for Prezident of
· States, and the other
Preromone) claims Elvis
name is re.ally "Alvis
• 'E.'" They call them"lbe Pheromones:1" not be~
Ii its biological mean-ing,
it is their last name;
IC "step-brothers·, same
diffaent mothers." In case
it, these two goofhere Tuesday the 23rd.
payed their stuff in the
~ between 11 and 1.
goodness they are
oc their music would
oo sense. They opened
I soog called "What YOU

Prezident"
They also did a section of
love songs they called the
"Pheromonal Portion."
One of
these songs was
"Devoted To
You," a song
devoted to a
selected member of the audience.
Not only did they sing to her.
they danced with her.
Other
songs were "$50 Phone Call,"
for the only people who benefit
from long distance relationships-AT&amp;T; and "Madelaine," a song
for a girl of the same name.
They also did a great deal of
humorous non-musical material.
Most notable were the two best
ways to "upset" a Yuppie. The
second best way is to affix an
"all vinyl, all weather. all black

Sister.
The guys had the crowd in
stitches with their fantasy con- .
test
"What kind of fantasy ·
contest." you ask?
Well, the
fellas had the audience send up
pieces of paper with their best
fantasy on it These were then
read to the audience and rated by
them. . 'The responses ranged
from, "unbridled. passionate sex
with the East German women·s luge team," to "climb to the top
of the belltower." the winning
response was read to the audience
by fellow student, John Schmidt.
and was, to put it bluntly, unprin.table.
Incidentally, anyone interested in helping "get the 'Mones

Know Can Hurt YOU."
illustrated this point by
• balloons at unsuspec~tators, nailing one girl

are
1ough,
: of sp
as
I say.
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ion.
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traighten
do,
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I'll shut
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rst race
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1t more

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welcome

llelween the eyes.
They
ly followed that song
The Beatles', "With Love
Ill To You."
ab the exception of The
song, the entire show
uiginal or embellished,
1131erial. An example of
· bed song was their
on the old song "Loco
', theirs being called
MOtion."
This song
from a story the guys told
the stereotypical fat guy in
with the Dunlop around
· , asking the prettiest
k sees to dance, and her
klO nice (or drunk) to say

ne

original material that
~onned was absolutely
, including the closet
'Yuppie Drone" -- a song
from the voice of a "yup- Jimmy and Alvis. The Pheromones, did their thing Tuesday, in SLC lobby
aluding BMW's and stered up to "3"). The en- and hot pink tallc-about-the- Pher- on the ballot," and getting
111g is sung in monotone omones-at-work-tomorrow bump- involved with the "All night" Par- i
y to illustrate the inter- er sticker to their new BMW; and ty and getting Jimmy Pheromone '
level of a yuppie). "Fem- the best way is to walk up to elected Prezident is welcome to
Deodorant Spray Makes · Me that same yuppie in that same help by "making hats, posters,
' their first song, was BMW and ask them: "So, is this bumper stickers, and the like."
&lt;riginal,wacky tune.
the new Fiesta?"
VP candidate Alvis says they
Some of the other songs
The bumper sticker was not draw . the line at financial ·
were performed were: the only piece of Pheromone contributions because they "can't
· -The Great Rondini," a memorabilia for sale. They had be trusted with the money."
·"" "Th
h
ilJUUt
e man w o gave tapes, "goblets"(really a specOverall, this show was very
"; "Video Recorders," iman cup), and albums. That's funny and showcased two very
about the modem day not all. though. With any pur- talented guys.
So once again,
'Break It To Me Gent- chase, you could receive, abso- thanks to the Programming
the new "Shy" Stallone lutely free. either Slim Whitman Board for a fun and funny mid~g; and Jimmy's camp- sings Bob Dylan's greatest hits morning show.
mg, "I Will Be Your or Roger Whitaker sings Tiisted
---------------------------

PAGESEVEN

Sagittarius - ~t's your
Happy Week

'
•

Capricorn- This will be a lucky week for you. Be
prepared for somehing BIG !
Aquarius-Look out, you might just be forgetting
. something important.
Leo- Simple and easy this week. Don't be a fool!
Virgo- Expect a little rain to fall on your weekend. A
cloud n:,ay already be forming around you.
Libra- Calm your amorous emotions. You may soon
meet the Leo of your dreams.
Scorpio- You may have a Gemini in love with you;
just open your eyes.
Sagittarius- Happy week for you. You've been a
good kid so you deserve it.
Cancer- Yuk! Sometimes I wonder how you can be
so bad. Clean your act up.
Pisces- HA! You can run but can't hide. The stars
see everything !
Aries- Chill, calm down, and take 2 aspirin. You are
in for a large surprise; Good or Bad it is up to you.
Taurus- Moo-ve over brother. You may be at the
top, but there are others waiting in the wings.
Gemini- Don't fret because you haven't had a Happy
Week for a long time. Good things come to things
who wait.

Beacon at the movies

Action {packed)
Jackson
by John Gordon

much like Superman, whether it
be over buildings or even taxi
One man wrecking crews are cabs.
Watch for the taxi cab
becoming traditional favorites in· scene in particular.
Hollywood. First there was DirCarl Weathers leading lady
ty Harry, followed by various in "Action" is singer/actress
Rambo and Commando type Vanity ("The Last Dragon"). She
films. Now there's "Action Jack- plays the part of a heroin addict
son," who to a certain extent, who is joined to Nelson's evil
follows in James Bond's fioot- character as a part time lover,
until she meets Action Jackson.
steps.
This film is a typical oneth
Carl Wea ers (Rocky II, II,
man army show. However, the
th
ID, IV) plays e part of Jericho
action scenes keep it humming
!aclcson, nic~ame ~ction: ~ho
on all cylinders.
is a Detrmt. cop mvesugatmg
several mystenous deaths. These
killings are linked to a promTHE GRADE
inent political Detroit official
STORY----------------2.5
played by Craig T. Nelson
ACTION--------------3.5
("Poltergeist").
ILLEGAL PARKING HAS BECOME A FREQUENT VIOLATION AROUND CAMPUS.
Throughout
"Action
JackACTING-------------2.25
UGHPARKING IS LIMITED ON CAMPUS. WE MUST MAINTAIN ORDER WITH THE PARKING
TIIAT ARE AVAILABLE. IF YOU HAVE A PERMIT. PARK IN YOUR DESIGNATED AREA; IF son" there are a multitude of eye++++++++++++++++++
catching and exciting stunts
YOU DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT AND ARE CAUGHf PARKING 11..LEGALLY...
which are performed mainly by
TOTAL--------------2.75
Weathers who leaps and bounds

YOUR CAR WILL BE TOWED!

YOUR CAR WILL BE TOWED!

�February 25, 1988

PAGE EIGHT

WCLH Spotli2ht

He's ·really not a head banger
by Wendi Harvey
Monday
night
I
was
listening to WCLH, the college
radio station, and I heard music
which was new to my ears. I
can't say that I disliked what I
heard, it just wasn't what I was

used to listening to.
So, I
thought I should interview the
DJ to find out who he was and
what kind of music he played.
Heavy-metal, that's what he
said it is, and he is Jim Ferris, a
Metal Monday DJ. Jim is a junior communications major from

He's not a flasher or a thrasher. He's Jim Fems, .and he's a DJ!

Kingston, PA. He has been a DJ
since his freshman year, but this
is his first year playing "metal"
music.
I conducted the interview by
asking questions about his Metal
Monday show:
The Beacon: "How would
you explain the kind of music
you play?"
Jim Ferris: "It is the next
step up -- from rock and roll, to
hard rock, to heavy metal. Who
knows what comes next"
T. B.:
"Are you looking
forward to what comes next?"
J. F.: "By that time, I probably won't even like it"
T.B.: "Who's your favorite
group?"
J. F.: "That's a tough one.
Judas Priest because I listen to
them the most. I also like older
Aerosmith.
T.B.:
"What's wrong with
the new Aerosmith?"
J.F.:
"It's too commercial.
I don't only listen to metal. I
like to listen to everything on
WCLH
because it's a good
station."
T.B.: "What groups do you
play?"
J.F.:
"Anthrax, Metallica,
Megadeth, Dokken. I play the
newest in metal. I don't even
know some of the things I play.
I play music for my listeners,
not for my own pleasure."

While talking to Jim, I
learned that he is not only a DJ,
he is also the production manager at the radio station.
He
works
with
public
service
announcments, helps the engineers get the station .o n the
air, and does promos. Jim explained that promos are self- ·
promoting commercials for the
radio station ("You're listening
to WCLH 90.7, new music 91.")
T. B.: "Why should people
listen to your show, and what
time do you air?"
J. F.: "My show is Monday
nights from 9 to midnight.
People should listen if they like
the music -- it's a specialty
show."
T. B.: "Specialty show?"
J. F.:
"I just play metal.
The radio station has specialty
shows with jazz, dance, metal,
and reggae."
I asked Jeff to tell me about
his plans for the future. He told
me that he has no clue about
what he wants to do after
graduation.
He knows · that he
wants to be involved in radio or
TV, but he hasn't made a definite
decision. He wants to attend a
"Monsters of Rock" concert this
summer. It will include groups
such as the Scorpions, Van
Halen, Dokken, and Metallica,
all in an arena for about four

T. B.: "Do yw
yourself a head banger?'
J. F.: "NO! I
that term."
T. B.: "Why?"
J. F.: "I just lib
to music. A kid
jeans, jean jacke~ liq
hair, having no brains,
attitude problem, comes
when I hear the
banger' -- that's not
T. B.: "Is
you would like to
listeners?"
J. F.:
Jovi, Poison, While
other MTV favorites."

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of
me

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T. B.: "Why?"
J. F.:
"We're
music. Bon Jovi doesn\
to promote his songs.
radio is for different
his

Now you know
more DJ on our college
tion. Tune in and ·
new music WCLH has .,
you are a heavy melll
you will love it. If
never listened to
(like me), you can tune
day night to hear a
new metal songs.
maybe you will find
enjoying it!

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he Manuscript ••• the what?

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The literary magazine!

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music. A kid
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T. B.:
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original poetry since her fresh- student publication; it is by and '
man year. Kim defined the Manu- for the students."
I was eating lunch script as "the humanitarian magI asked Kim if she had anygroup of friends a few azine on campus where people thing she would like to say
ago, I mentioned that I can express themselves artist- about the publication. "The fact
a poem to the Manu- ically."
that people don't take general
The responses I received
The literary magazine has I interest or active participation in
· g. "The what?" my been around for · over 25 years the Manuscript," Kim said, "is
of . the
cultural
tthoed to~ther.
"The and is published once a year in indicative
· ," I repeated;
I the spring, semester. It is about atmosphere at Wilkes. · People
maybe they didn't under- forty pages of original poetry, need to know that art doesn't
! said. But I got the short stories, and art work by stu- hurt."
Wlknowing faces asking, dents and faculty of ·the Wilkes
The M~nuscript is very
lhe Manuscript?"
I College community. The Manu- interested in rece1vmg more art
explained what
the script Society holds it's meet- work. Don't forget that the dead· is, and I wondered ings on Thursdays at 11 in the line is March 8. You can either
y people on campus Manuscript
office on the third slide your submissions under the
ut it. I asked around floor of the SUB. Everyone is Manuscript office door, attend
the meetings, or give · them to , _
amazed that only a few invited to attend.
had heard about the
The Manuscript 1 is still Kim. So, now you know what
accepting submissions for this the Manuscript is, and you don't
ilterviewed Kim Supper, year's edition.
Kim
enthus- have to ask "the what?" You can
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foreign nations.
Outstanding students have
been honored in the annual directory since it was first published in 1934.
Students named from Wilkes
College this year are: Holly
Avery, Steven Bardsley, Ruth
Bender, Kimberly Cooper, Kelley
Cota, Josephine Dait, Susan Dicton, John Domzalski, Brian Dorsey, Stephanie Hambrose, Anne
Humphrey, Susan _Imboden, Mary
join an elite group of Jablonowski, Kristen Kolensky,
selectoo from more than Gregory Krager, Leah Kulikowinstitutions ·of higher ski, Elizabeth Mazi:ullo, Cheryl

g American UniverColleges will include
of 29 students from
College who have been
as nationally outstandleaders.
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and editors of the
directory have included
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and potential for con-

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Susan ·
Novobilski,
Michelle
Novobilski,
Henry
Novoroski, Michelle Palmieri,
Debra Pavlico, Theresa Rebarcheck,
Debra
Reisenweaver,
Matthew Ryan, Linda Siberini,
Nagwa Taylor, and Donald 7.elek.
Congratulations to all of the
students named above.

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rtant functions. "I can set an example as a peer, not like
oc a professor. I'm more on the s,tudent's level," says Don.
sliesses the importance of communication between th_e
mid faculty and administration. "I get a chance to interact
president, deans, and faculty. They are always willing to
what I have to say and are willing to take my suggestions,"
In this way, Don can serve the students by giving the
·on the all-important student's ey~ view of things that
not always be able to get.
graduation Don wants to pursue a career in advertising.
'WCLH has sparked my interest in management. The station .,_.._...,..
me very valuable experie~ces. I have to interact with
leaders in daily bu~iness with record companies. It is good
cqierience."
lldition to his position at WCLH, Don is a regular columnist
Beacon, a member of outstanding Students of American
and Universities, has been involved in a number of theater
, and also participates in a variety of intramural sports
the Low Riders Hockey Team, The Fabulous Footlong
with Kraut and the now defunct Dippy Donuts.)
s1resses that new members are always welcome at WCLH
e interested can stop by one of their bi-weekly meetings
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Road games prove to .be
Colonels' downfall this year
by Lisa Miller

finished the season averaging
18.6 points per game and led the
team in rebounds with 9 .3 per
game.
"I was happy to have
scored 1000 points. but I would
have rather won more games and
made the playoffs," Steeber
remarked. "We've only made the
playoffs once since I've been

tournament
Wilkes dropped
both games played. but did have
two players named to the all-tournament team: Nolan and Steeber.
Nolan broke a tournament record
scoring 30 points. Wilkes tied a
record for most field goals made
in one game.
Things did not go well for

games were not good ones for
Wilkes as they suffered defeats
from the University of Scranton
and Elizabethtown.
The next two games were
big victories for the Colonels.
In _the first game the Colonels
traveled across town to defeat
rival King's College. Delaware
Valley then came into the
Wilkes' Gym to take on' the
Colonels. The Colonels rallied
to a 72-66 victory.
The trip to Susquehanna
didn't end favorably for the
Colonels as the Crusaders beat
Wilkes 88-79.
On Saturday,
February 6, the Colonels hosted
Lycoming. Behind the shooting
of Steeber and Nolan the
Colonels criused to a 88-79 victory.
Again, road trips were not
kind to the Colonels as they lost
two games to Drew and Scranton.
Score-wise, both Nolan and
Argentati had a good night
netting 29 and 23 points
respectively in the Drew game.
In the Scranton game Wilkes was
able to stay with the Royals in
the first half and early in the
second period. In the middle of
. the second half the Royals went
on a 19-2 run and the Colonels
fell victim to a 70-64 loss. The
trip to FDU-Madison didn't prove
to be much better. The Colonels
were defeated by the Jersey
Devils 83-70.
The home game against
College Misericordia was a better one. The Cougars con-trolled
most of the first half but the
Colonels came back in the
second, behind the shooting of
- Steeber. Nolan, and Argentati. It
was in this. ·game that Nolan
went over the 500 mark for the
season. The last game of the
season and the last game to be
played in the present gym was
heartbreaking for the Colonels.
They were defeated by the
Juniata Indians, 82-72.
"We have a lot of hard work
in front of us," Rainey said. "I
don't think anyone is happy
with the way things ended. We
have to get better defensively.
That's a glaring problem that
really sticks out. We're losing
our two best rebounders in Scott
(Jacoby) and Jeff (Steeber). Our
offense is a real plus. We know
what we need, and we have to try
to fill it through recruiting.
That's the key right now."
Jacoby summed up his last
season at Wilkes this way: "Just
playing and being part of the
system here at Wilkes was big
thrill for me. Also, getting to

The men's basketball season
came to a close Saturday afternoon. Things didn't go exactly
the way coach Ron Rainey and
his team had hoped it would back
in November.
But the season
was not a total loss because with
each game the
young players~
showed consistent improvement
"To sum up the season, one
word comes to mind:
inconsistency," Rainey said.
"That
could have been caused by a
couple of things.
One could
have been the changes in
personnel. We didn't do as well
as I hoped or thought we could.
We played hard every game with
the exception of a couple games.
We set some goals but I don't
think we played smart all the ,
time as a team."
"I don't think we did as well
as we should have:" stated senior
Jeff Steeber. "Our record is definitely not an indication of how
good we really are."
Rainey only loses two
players to graduation this year:
forward Steeber and center Scott
Jacoby.
"We lose two very
valuable players in Scott and
Jeff. Scott was invaluable. He
did all the little things that
really count but don't show up in
the stat sheets. Jeff was one of
our leading scorers and showed
us some good leadership." said
Rainey. "I was pleased with the
leadership both of them showed Basketball senior co-captains Scott Jacoby and Jeff Steeber.
this season."
here and it would have been great the Colonels _after that as they
"We're definitely losing a to have done it again this year."
lost MAC games to Lycoming,
lot of talent in both Jeff and
Nolan became only the third King's. and FDU-Madison. The
Scott," said sophomore Jim Colonel in Wilkes' history to team's first win of the season
Nolan. "Lou [Freemanl has the score 500 points in a single sea- ·came at home on December 7
potential to fill Jeffs role and a son. Nolan finished the season against Messiah. The Colonels
number of people could move with 524 points. averaging 22.2 then defeated Division II school
into Scott's position."
·
a game.
His career total at East Stroudsburg. Nolan went on
Nolan, this year's leading Wilkes is 883 in just two sea- a scoring streak and recorded a
scorer, will be returning next sons. The second half of the career high 38 points.
season.
Sophomores Dave season saw the emergence of
Then came the Christmas
Argentati and Lou Freeman will Argentati as - a force to be break. and everything seemed to
also be coming back next reckoned with. Argentati scored fall apart. In the last game of
season, as are freshmen Steve consistently from the three point · 1987 they traveled to Lehigh
Tate, Ray Ott. and Rob Cella line.
University where they were
Junior transfer, Ken Chakon will
A highlight of the season defeated by a wide margin. The
also be returning for the for the team was their victory team played all but one game on
Colonels.
over cross-town rival. King's the road during the break. Road
"When you have a losing College. The win came in the games were not kind to the
"A big Colonels this season as they
season you have to look at a lot Scandlon Gymnasium.
of things in
the program."
thrill this season, I guess. would . lost
two
straight. _Delaware
have to be the King's game for Valley and Allentown.
They
Rainey said.
"The evaluation
has to come right now. We have both me and the team," Nolan then returned to the sanctity of
to evaluate everything including said.
"Going into the season, the Wilkes College Gymnasium
practice sessions and game
we were looking for big things where they defeated Drew. It wm
preparation."
to happen. I thought we had a during this game that Steeber had
The season did have its
lot of talent this year. We have his big night leading the
bright moments for individual
a lot of things to look forward Colonels with 27 points and
players and for the team.
to next year. The league will be hitting a career high 1000
Steeber put his name in the
a lot more competitive too. I points.
Wilkes' record
book as he think."
. The Colonels started the
became the 13th player in
The team started the 1987- new semester off on a good note see Jeff score 1000 points . and
Wilkes basketball history to hit
88 season traveling to Western with their first win on the road Jimmy hit 500 for the season
1000 career points.
Steeber
Maryland to compete in a against Albright The •.JICxt two was great"
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onels salvage win against Misericordia
basketball team
Scranton on February
the University of
Royals in the John
. Despite playing
in the first aalf, the
IIClll down in defeat
01 Saturday, February
nels went on the
10 FDU-Madison.
kl FDU, 83-70. On
the 17th,
the
Misericordia Cougars
the Wilkes gym to
Colonels.
The
Cllle out 90-82 viemore guard Jim
his name to Wilkes
he became only the
500
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On
February • 20,
out the 1987ast basketball
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for the Colonels, they were _
defeated 82-72.
The Colonels
finished the season with an overall record of 8-15, and a score of
5-11 in the Middle Atlantic
Conference.
In the first half of the
Scranton game, the Colonels
played aggressively and were
able to keep the Royals in
check. Wilkes scored first with
a three point shot by sophomore
Dave Argentati.
Early in the
game the lead switched hands
several times.
Argentati and
sophomore guard Jim Nolan were
strong,
shooting
from
the
outside, but the Royals countered
with aggressive inside shooting
to keep the scoring close.
Late in the first period the
Colonels held a 29-27 lead.
Early in the second half the
Colonels continued to stay with
the Royals in scoring. With 12
minutes left of play the score
was tied at 4 7. It was then that
Royal's coach, Bob Bessoir,

Jim Nolan prepares to assist Dave Argentati in Saturday's game with Jlllliata.
switched Art Trippet to point his game high 25 points in the
guard. This seemed to be the second period of play.
Nolan
finished
the
game
collecting
23
turning point of the game as
Scranton took a 68-49 point points. Steeber netted a total of
16 points for the night.
lead.
In Saturday's game · the
Nolan and Argentati led the
Juniata
Indians controlled the
scoring for the Colonels with 18
points each. Senior forward Jeff first half of play. Wilkes scored
the Warriors would have.
Steeber was held to just two first on a basket by Nolan. It
Frank Castano, who has been points but was able to pull down was the Colonels only lead in
one of Wilkes steadier wrestlers ten rebounds for the Colonels.
the game. The Colonels trailed
closed the Warrior lead to 11-8
On
February
13
the 41-30 at halftime.
with a major decision at 150. At Colonels experienced more probWith 13:31 left in the game
158 Frank Goldowski tied Bob lems on the road, dropping Juniata took a 56-44 lead when
Scannell, cutting the Warrior another MAC game to FDU- Juniata's Bob Dombrowski hit a
lead to three.
The
Madison, 83-70. At halftime the pair of three throws.
The Colonels then took the Colonels trailed 34-33 going Colonels were able to mount a
lead as Mike Schroat defeated into the locker room.
In the comeback after the three throws
Jeff Kaboly 13-3. Craig Rome second half FDU was able to but fell short.
continued his dominance on the score 12 unanswered points to
"I didn't like playing the
wrestling mat as he technical help nail down the victory.
man-to-man
(defense)."
said
falled Mike Stogard. Rome's
Once again Nolan led the Rainey. "If we had gotten the
victory brought the
Colonel Colonels in scoring with 24 lead we could have changed some
lead to 18-13 .
points. Steeber put up 18 of his things. Things might have been
Rusty
Amato
cut
the own and Argentati added 15. different then."
Colonel lead to two with a de- Steeber led the team with 11
The Colonels then went on
cision over Marc Palanchi. That rebounds.
a nine point spurt.
Freshman
set up a showdown at heavyIn the first half of the Bruce Lambert hit a rebounded
weight. Steve Schannauer was Misericordia game the Colonels basket with 10:22 left . to cut the
able to rise to the challenge, de- were flat, missing two-thirds of lead to 56-53. Argentati hit a
feating Jeff Waldon, and giving their shots while the Cougars three point goal with just over
the Colonels a 21-16 victory.
were hitting 50 percent of their 6:00 left to play cut the lead to
This
past Saturday
the shots.
one point 63-62. However, the
Colonels had no problem in
The Colonels went into the Colonels were not able to
downing Hofstra- 40-4.
Bauer locker room down 45-37 to the capitalize and the Indians took
recorded the first of three Cougars.
When the Colonels over and went on to take a tentechnical falls for the Colonels came out for the second period, point lead.
at 118. Miller at 134 and Rome they played like a different team.
Steeber led the team with 28
at 177 also recorded technical Steeber took over underneath the points and pulled down 21 refalls for the Colonels. Dave boards and Nolan worked the bounds in his last game as a
Bonomo
recorded
a
major
Colonel.
Nolan netted 17 and
decision for the Colonels .
Lambert added ten more.
The Colonels will close out
the regular season this Sunday as
they host Cornell in the Wilkes
gymnasium. This will be the last
sporting event in the present
gym.

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Wednesday showed a
for the Colonels.
a pesky East
squad that was just
a victory over the

highly-ranked Army team.
The 118 bout featured the
number one ranked wrestler in
the nation, Jack Cuvo. Wilkes'
Brian Bauer gave Cuvo a tough
match but lost 20-10.
Dennis Mejias tied the 126
match for the C~lonels with a 100 major decision over Curt
Pakutka. East Stroudsburg then
went to win the next two
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February 25, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XL

18766

Colonel of
the Week

No.16

Auburn defeats
Lady Colonels
by Lisa Miller
The Lady Colonels basketball season came to a close this
past Saturday as Willces hosted
Division I powerhouse Lady
Tigers of Auburn University.
Even though the score was
lopsided in the Lady Tiger's
favor, coach Jodi Kest and her
team showed tremendous courage
when they faced the secondranked team in the nation.
When the Lady Tigers of
Auburn came into meet Wilkes in
the final basketball game to be
played in the present gym, the
Lady Colonels weren't expected
to win.
The score may have
ended 107-35, but during the
game the Lady Colonels never

Kennedy helped bring the Lady
Colonels to within one point.
Then Auburn took control and
put the game out of reach.
At
halftime
the
Lady
Colonels went to the locker
room trailing 48-23.
Auburn
outscored Willces 59-12 in the
second half.
Freshman . Kelly Ruff led
Wilkes in scoring with nine
points.
Kennedy and senior
Diane Smith each added seven
points.
Smith played her last
game as a Lady Colonel Saturday
night and was presented with
flowers and ballons by the team
before the start of the game.
Auburn's Karen Galloway put
in the final two points of the

Melissa Kenn
ed 10 of her
first half. She
three personal
period of play.
come apart for
when Kenned
fourth early in
While Ke
bench for a
10 minutes o
Juniata came
take the lead a
Juniata's fust I

Juniata

OU

8 in the fust
in the second
Nicole Kovaleski
layup with just
remaining in the game,

Lisa Burak looks to pa~ the ball off to Me~ Kennedy.
gave in. Both teams played in
peak condition. Willces finished
out their season with a 7-17
record.
Auburn's Vicki Orr hit two
quick baskets to give the Lady
Tigers a 4-0 lead. Lisa Burak
nailed two consecutive buckets
to tie the score. Two foul shots
by Orr and a basket by Ruthie
Bolten gave Auburn an 8-4 lead.

game and the last basket to be
scored in the
gym. The last
basket to be scored in this gym
by a Wikes player was by
Kovaleski.
On February 13 the Lady
Colonels picked up their first
Middle Atlantic Conference win
against Juniata. Willces built a
13-point lead by half time from
the playing of junior forward

Colonels began kl
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basket by Kovalem
Colonels went an 11·1
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man Angie Miller
those eleven JX)ints
six of six free throws.

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ilkes plans A
festival

successful weekend

by Amy Braun

In the eyes of many students
on Wilkes College campus, the
winter weekend events this year
went smoothly. Jim Healey, a
sophomore who is active in student government was in charge
of the entire weekend. "It went
pretty well. The deans thought
it was a big success. The teams
cooperated and followed rules.
There were really no problems at
all," he said.
"I think the weekend very
well. I was impressed that the alcohol, if any, remained invisible," said John Rosania, president of the Wilkes College student government
Many teams participated in
the weekend's events.
Overall,
the team_ "Lichtenstein" came in
first. The team captain was Jim
Farrell. The team that came in
second was "Bangladesh", and

Kenn
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culmination of the oldfestival in the country
place on Sunday, March
p.m. in the CPA when
(ollege presents the 41st
Pennsylvania IntercolFestival concert
festival covers three
will feature one hundred
students travelling to
from thirty-four state coluniversities. The festbeing hosted by the

enL
guest conductor is
Rachleff, music director
Oberlin College Conservi Music. Rachleff is a
conductor having gary teaching awards and
extensive travel time

with university and professional
orchestras. Among those are the
Philadelphia Orchestra and the
Universities of Michigan and
Connecticut orchestras.
Rachleff will conduct eleven
Wilkes students during the course
of the festival. Those students
are:
William
Wren,
flutist;
Katherine Ettinger, flutist; Nick
Driscoll, saxophone; Neil Forte,
Bass Clarinet; Ralph Shulde,
oboe; Tammy Newell, trumpet;
Cheryl
Mundo, horn;
Chris
Mundo,
trombone; .
Francis
McMullen, tuba; Steve Primatic,
percussion; and Debbie Bialecki,
percussion.
Tickets are available at the
CPA box office and at the door.
Student admission is $2.00, and
adults, $3.00.

their team was Matt Ryan. The
team that came in third was "Italy", and their team captain was
Joe Smith.
The
opening
ceremonies
Friday evening turned out to be a
wonderful beginning to this
year's events.
The spirit that
each team felt was quite obvious
at Friday's ceremonies.
Every
team involved made flags of the
nations they represented. Healey
said everyone was excited, but
the opening ceremonies remained
under control.
Many people felt the best
events of the weekend were the
"Bat Spin" and the tug- of -war.
The "Bat Spin" was enjoyable
for the audience to watch because
the participants had to spin
around a bat and run back and tag
a team member. The reason the
event was so much fun to watch
was
because
after
spinning
around the bat, the participants

could not return to their team
members in a straight line. The
tug-of-war was a success because
it promoted the aspect of teamwork. Healey said of this event
that it was "great to see people
working together to obtain a
common goal".
The closing ceremonies on
Sunday went quite well according
to Healey.
This years winter
weekend was apparently "one of
the best this school has ever
had."
Although the exact
amount of money earned has not
been
tabulated, approximately
$500 was donated to Easter
Seals. The Wilkes- Barre community felt positive about winter
weekend according to Healey.
"I am very proud of student
government for the work they
put into making the weekend a
success, and for the commitment

Continued on p.4

The removal of scoreboards and other objects in the gym interior bas begun.

Wilkes to repair stairwell.
enterprises, said two recent injuries have caused inquiries about
The facilities management the safety of the stairwell.
He said the incidents left
and purchasing department has
been considering what can be one student paralyzed and another
done to insure student safety on with a fractured skull. John
the center stairwell of Pickering Pesta, auxiliary affairs adminHall. Paul O'Hop, vice-president
Continued on p.5
of business affairs and auxiliary
by Kim Klimek

~~~

771

�March 3, 1988

PAGE TWO

A pawn in their i;:ame

Editorial

A lesson

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ID

Save a tree today
by M. E. Evers

responsibility.
First there was the bell tower, soon there will be the
gym, and a veritable plethora of other improvements is in
the works for this campus. But there is one improvement
that has been ignored too long, one that is sadly overdue.
Last spring, a student fell from the center stairwell in
Pickering Hall. As a result of the accident, that student
was left paralyzed. Recently, another student fell from
the same staircase in Pickering Hall and fractured his
skull. Now we hear that "deterrents" are being installed
around the staircase to "insure student safety." One
question, however, must be asked: why did it take two
student accidents (and the threat of lawsuits) to motiviate
a change in the design of the staircase?
The staircase was an obvious problem and a hazard to
the students who live in that dormitory. It should have
been obvious after the first accident that something had to
be done to prevent other students from suffering the same
fate. Instead, almost a year later, these deterrents are just
now being installed. Why did it take the fall of another
~tudent from the staircase to precipitate this campus
improvement? Why did it take another student injury
before the College was able to see that the stairwell was
poorly placed and planned? Deterrents, if they will make
a difference, realistically should have been part of the
design of the staircase from the beginning, and ignoring
that, at least should have been installed long before the
first student ever fell. The threat of lawsuits and the
damage to. College image was probably a definite
motivating factor in the installation of these deterrents.
Yes, preventing lawsuits and improving image is a valid
reason for installing deterrents, but student safety is an
even more valid reason. Yes, Wilkes is concerned about
its students, but why build a bell tower when there are
other viral improvements to be made?
This issue is not one-sided.
The students' own
responsibility cannot be ignored. Wilkes College is
supposed to be producing capable adults. But does part of
the maturing process include careless (and many times
drunken) behavior?
The residents of Pickering Hall
should ~ake up on~e and fo~ all and realize that people
are gettmg hurt
there. Still, the College is no doubt
aware of the use of alcohol in the dorms and the drink-'tilyou-do-something-asinine mentality of some of the dorm's
occupants. And if the College had been unaware, they
should have become aware after the first accident and
made the necessary disciplinary or physical changes to the
atmosphere.
One can only hope that the installation of these
~e_terrents will prevent any more students from being
mJured. One can only hope that the College will take a
cue from these incidents and work to improve the things
on the campus that are truly important instead of
concentrating on surface beautification and image
enhancement. Priorities were somewhat skewed in the
management of this issue. Instead of improving the
College's image with the installation of new structures like
bell tower, the school ran the risk of damaging the
school's reputat\On by directly or indirectly ignoring the
needs of the students.
Another hope is that students will think about the
thin_gs that they do more fully. College is where students
begm assuming responsibility for their actions; it is where
students make the transition into adulthood. Let's face it
hanging off of a halcony when you've had one too many i~
just a pl~~n stupid_ thing to do. It doesn't show any
responsibility and illustrates a general lack of maturity
that may be running just a little too rampant around
campus.
Horseplax. is horseplay only until it costs
someone the use of his legs, or worse yet costs him his
life.
'
Will it take a death to teach Wilkes students and
Wilkes College the lesson of responsibility?

It looks like it's finally
going to happen.
The event
that we've all been waiting for-and, no, it's not the Barnum and
Bailey Circus. ,
What is this near-miraculous
act?
Is it the realization of
global peace? An overwhelming
victory for the Cleveland Indians
in the next World Series? The
discovery of a cure for cancer?
No, it isn't any of these. It
is, however, an event of equally
momentous proportions.
They're tearing down the
gym.
I don't know about you, but
this came as a big shock to me.
I was beginning to accept the
groundbreaking for the new
Sports and Conference Center as
an eventuality that would not be
seen by our generation (or for
several generations to come, for
that matter).
So I was pretty happy to
hear that groundbreaking . was
actually scheduled for Friday
morning. Even if the gym's not
going to be done for a while, at
least it's been started, and that's
great. Just think--future Wilkes
students' won't have to trek to
the JCC for gym classes. And
the new SCC will have, I hope,
plenty of space for student
meetings and campus events as
well as for administrative and
faculty
conferences
and
meetings.
But I have to admit that
something about this groundbreaking
has
me
pretty
distressed.
To be quite honest,
it's the last part of the word
that's got me troubled--"breaking."
It's a pretty destructivesounding word, isn't it?
Don't get me wrong.
I
think the SCC's going to be a

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great thing for this campus. And
I do realize that ground has to be
broken for construction to start.
But to break ground in the
lot by the gym, the College will
have
to
commit
murder-herbicide, if you will--because
there .are several trees on that
very plot of earth.
This little bit of tree-killing
might not seem like a big deal
to you, but if you look at it in
the context of other, similar
actions that have taken place at
Wilkes this year, you'll realize
that there's a conspiracy here.
What other acts of herbicide
have been committed under our
very noses? I'm glad you asked,
because I've been keeping an
informal tally. Here's a list of
some of the worst offenses:
1) The trees that were cut
down outside of Evans Hall
earlier this year;
2)
The tree that was cut
down outside the Evans lot;
3)
All of the grass and
shrubbery that was tom up to
provide room for the concrete
Belltower Plaza.
What's the reason for this,
you might ask? Well, you see,
some of the higher-ups at Wilkes
are afraid of plants. Call it plant
phobia, if you will--but it's
spreading. Creeping like a vine-to use a more appropriate image.
Don't think for a moment that
the planting of trees on Campus
Beautification Day nullifies this,
either. That was just a blind, so
that we don't realize what's really
going on. Think about it for a
second:
the College tears up
seven trees, three bushes, and a
whole plot of grass, and plants a
teeny tiny sapling, one worthy
of a Charlie Brown Christmas
Special. Pretty suspicious, isn't
it?
Couple
this
observation

with the fact that so mllJ
parking lots around cam
been repaved, and you
to see a glimmer of Ibo
plan.
Yep. That's it. The
has decided to pave e
inch of ground and
on it.
Ostensibly, this
done to eliminate the
parking problem.
But they can't con
that that's true. / know

campus.
The trees are only
to go.
I don't
plants will be nex~
understand the shrub
Chase Hall is begin ·
for its life.
And the

comes near it.
But please, don't
me off as an alarmist.
about it for yourself,
realize that I'm right.
on their way to
extinct species at
we're the only ones
stop it.
Future generations
students are depending II
please,
call, protesl,
letters, or chain yo
yew bushes--but wh
do, save a tree today.

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esident to visit Wilkes
Boyer,
Carnegie
for the Advancement
· g and a former U.S.
·oner of Education, will
I the Dorothy Dickson
Ceni.;r on the importance
·ng. The program will
y, March 7, at 8 p.m.
lecture is entitled, "A
· of Teaching."
has directed his career
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1980, shortly after he

ale president

of the
Foundation for AdvanceTeaching, Dr. Boyer
convinced that the high

school is the most crucial and
unifying institution for strengthening education in America, as
well as the nation itself.
He
devoted over two years of study
to the preparation of his high
school report.
The Council of Presidents of
Greater Wyoming Valley, responsible for hosting Boyer, initiated
his visit as part of their ongoing
commitment to developing an alliance between college and high
school superintendents and teachers to improve the quality of
teaching at both the school
district and college levels.
Tickets are available at
Wilkes College, Office of the
President, 824-4651, Extension
4000.

You had an accident. The
passenger in the front seat of
your car was killed. You are responsible for the death of this
person. There could be lawsuits
because the person that sat in
your car to take a short trip to
school, or to take an afternoon
trip to the mall, was killed.
Why? The seat belt law in New
Jersey and several other states in
this country says that the driver
of a car is responsible for the
welfare of his/her passengers.
The seat belt law has crossed
Pennsylvania's borders. Now, in
this state, the driver of a car is
required by law to make his/her
passengers wear a seatbelt. Is
"buckling up" such a difficult
thing to do?
There have been many responses to this newly established seatbelt law. I talked to a
few students to get a perspective
that extended beyond my own.
"I think the seat belt law is
a good one because it saved my
pet ferret, Menudo. We were
coming back to school from New
York, and when we came into
Pennsylvania I didn't bother to
take my seat belt off. When we
got .onto route 115, we hit a
patch of ice, and had an accident.
If I wasn't wearing the belt,
Menudo, who was inside my
jacket, would have been killed,"
said Dennis Mejias, a senior cocaptain of the wrestling team .
"I feel like people should
wear their seat belts, although I
personally only wear it in bad
weather.
If wearing seat belts
would become mandatory, and
punishable in a worse way than
simply a fine, I would wear it,"
said Tom McFadden, a freshman
from Reading, Pennsylvania.
"I totally agree with the law
100 percent because it prevents
the passenger from hitting the
dashboard or the windshield,"
said a freshman who chose to

PAGE THREE

remain anonymous.
the lack of a sealtbelt could do
"I think wearing seat bealts
to someone," he said boldly.
should be a law because it is
One day he was called to the
such a simple measure, and it
scene of a very messy car accicould easily save your life," said
dent. Two young girls, 18 and
Jen McNamara, a sophomore
19 years old, were driving
from Rhode Island.
through town on a Friday night
"I think that each person
when suddenly a car ran a stop
should be allowed to wear a
sign and hit the driver's side of
seatbelt if they choose to. Howthe car. When the police officer
ever if they don't want to, they arrived, the passenger of the car,
shouldn't have to. After all, it's the 18 year old, was sitting on
their
own life,"
said another the sidewalk, holding an imagstudent wishing to remain anon- inary doll, rocking and crying
ymous.
softly for her "mommy." The
It is now a law in Pennsyl- physical impact of the accident
vania. Seat belts are required for was so severe that it had comthe passengers in the front seat pletly destroyed her mental abilof the car, as well as the driver. ities. By the time the ambulance
A Pennsylvania state policeman arrived, the girl was in a coma.
told me that although "a civilian She died a week later. The driver
will not be pulled ov~r because of the car had been killed inthey are not wearing their seat stantly. The police officer was
belt, they will be fined if their so disturbed by the accident that
negligence is caught. If they are he said he cried for 4 days. He
pulled over for speeding, and told the audience that the girls
they are not wearing their belt, could have possibly lived if they
they will be fined."
had been wearing their seat
Many
people
are
not belts.
The most powerful thing
affected by the safety aspect of he said during the whole film
seatbelts. No one ever expects was that he "has never unbuckled
to get into a car accident, so a dead man from a car".
why bother wearing seatbelts?
When the lights came back
The main point is one that has on in the classroom after the
been said many times before: film, everyone was silent. The
the other driver makes the mis- film made its point clear to me
takes, not you. Wear your ·seat and several of my friends. Folbelt to save your life from other lowing the Driver-Ed class I
people's mistakes.
always wore my seatbelt. I even
I still remember when I sat asked my parents if they would
in my Driver-Ed class in high wear theirs. After about a week
school. The teacher raved end- of conscious effort to snap the
lessly about the importance of seatbelt together, the action feels
wearing a seatbelt, but I never natural.
In fact, when I drive
really heard him. I had heard it now, I feel strange if I don't wear
said so many times before. At it. Ever since I saw that powthat point in my life I didn't erful film in 10th grade, I've
really care anyway. One day the always worn my seatbelt. I have
teacher brought in a film to con- heard of one too many horrible
vince us of the importance of things that happen to people
"buckling up." The film was ve- when they are not protected.
ry simple, because it merely
Law or not, people should
showed a police officer in uni- "buckle up." It really isn't that
form pacing back and forth in difficult to do, is it? It is a "simfront of the screen. "Let me tell ple procedure" that could possibyou about the day I realized what ly save your life.

President who?
by Rob Mac Arthur

Who do you
think is
going to be the next President of the United Sfafes?
Are
the
Democrats
going
to get their chance to rule
the White House and Congress after eight years of
Ronald Reagan?
Are the
Republicans
continuing
their legacy by promoting
their
political
ideals
into
the 1990s?
"Dole. He has added publicity
and a lot of media coverage,"
remarked Patti Tomalis.
"I don't like any of the candidates. I'd like to see four years
without a president until they

come · up with some real candidates," said Jim Barsic.
"I really don't care who wins
because all they ever do is cut
financial aid and they think that
benefits students who wish to
further their education," said
Kechia Lipsey.
"Hopefully Gary Hart, he's
cute!"· remarked Joelle Olenik,
with a smile from ear to ear;
"Mike Dukakis, because of his
past actions with developing the
state of Massachusetts, and I was
born in Massachusetts," said
Christine Romanchyk.
"Jimmy Swaggart because he's
a moral and just man," said Jeff
Churba.
"Mike Dukakis. He's a good

Democrat from New England and
he gets down to basics,"
said
Dave Vanderlyke.
"Mike Dukakis, because out of
.::very single candidate thus far
he's shown the most strength in
terms of leadership. If not him
then Jimmy Pheromone,"
said
Andy Morrell.
"Bush. He has the most solid
and consistent backing,"
said
Wendy Flick.
"Paul Simon.
He is for education and against Contra Aid
and he's against organized crime.
He's done a real lot in Illinois to
stop crime. He also has a good
namesake,"
commented John
Olszewski.

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March 3, 1988

Winter Weekend
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Student life committee seeks imput
cultural programs that would
stimulate thought, discussion and
hopefully appeal to the student
body," Groh said.
He said the concert/lecture
committee group has brought
such well known people as Hank
Aaron, baseball homerun hitter;
John Houseman of investment
firm
Smith/Bamey;
S te ve
Malcomb Forbes of Forbes . Magazine;
and David Brinkley of
ABC News, in the last five
years.
Billings
suggested
that
students
submit
names
of
prospective speakers (within the
price range of the budget) to the
student life committee at the
ROTC office.
Some names
already received included:
Lee
lacocca, Isaac Asimov, Call
Sagan, William Buckley, Joe
Paterno, Paul Kanjorski, John
Heinz, Arlen Specter, Barbara
Walters,
Gwynn
Dyer,
Bill
Bradley,
David
Letterman.
and Abbie Hoffman.
Interested students are asked
to attend meetings on the first of
every month in · the · I.E.E.E.
room in the basement of the
Wilkes College library.

Members of the Student Life committee discussed student participation.
by Kim Klimek
The Student Life Committee
met Tuesday to evaluate the purpose of the group and generate
student interest in campus activities. Colonel David Billings, /
Student Life Committee chairman,
suggested
working
to
achieve unity on a largely
departmentalized and individualized campus.
The same individualization
which leads to a higher understanding of life may be drawing ·
the campus members further apart
instead of uniting them in their
search for truth.
According to
faculty members, there are "many
little
factions
on
campus,"
generated . by individualization
and the need for special interest

groups.
Students are encountering
similar problems.
They are
either too concerned about personal problems to get involved
in. campus activities or are finding it hard to comm_it themselves
to one group without hurting the
feelings of friends involved in
other
groups.
This
indi.vid-.
ualization may also be resulting
in an "apathy" for activities that
do not pertain to self-interests.
Because there are so many
groups at Wilkes, a relatively
small college, these groups are
finding it hard to achieve unity.
Acccording to . Billings, :
feel
like I'm stepping on someone's
toes every time I tum around."
Rather than disturb ex1sung
groups, he suggested working

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they made to
Everyone was tern
siasuc.
Enthusiasm

with members of the Programming Board and the ConcertLecture Series to see how they
could work together to find
programs the students would
attend.
Al Groh, director of the
concert and lecture series, said at
the meeting that Wilkes should
have more student participatic:1,
"otherwise I feel like I'm , - • • • • • • • • • •
operating in a vacuum."
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to purchase convenience items.
The facilities management
istrator and assistant director of and purchasing department is
facilities management and pur- working on constucting a thruchasing, said little can be done way near the parking lot behind
to the the structure except adding Evans Hall. The department is
deterrents, which will be added as also working on changes in the
soon as possible.
Student Union Building (SUB).
O'Hop said that many of the
To liven up the SUB, walls
accidents that happen around the may be repainted in lighter
stairwell are caused by students shades, carpeting installed on the
involved in horseplay. He said first floor with room left for a
that although students are en- dance area and colored skid-proof
titled to having fun, he recom- lines may be placed on the stairs
mends caution around such dan- of the side foyer.
gerous areas as the landing, for
Work may also be done to
their own safety.
lessen the gloomy atmosphere in
In addition to working on the SUB's basement area. O'Hop
making the Pickering stairwell said this work would probably be
safer, the facilities management done over the summer.
and purchasing department is
O'Hop said that one thing
working on relocating many cam- that makes his job harder is the
pus offices. O'Hop said he ex- disrespect of college property.
pects the Air
He said the business department
Force ROTC, now located in and maintenance personnel must
Church Hall, to move to its new find ways to make amends or
location in Slocum Hall at the corrections to damaged property
beginning of April to make room instead of concentrating on more
for the the book-store, which is beneficial work.
currently located in the basement
He cited recent examples of
of Pickering Hall.
parking gates broken, glass
Eugene Manganello, director broken, a drainpipe pulled away
of human resource management, from a building, mirrors stolen,
said the bookstore's change of panic bars pulled away from
location should bring in more doors, and exit signs being tom
people because the new location down.
has
a
better
traffic
area.
O'Hop said that this is esManganello said the store should pecially harmful to students not
carry more quality products and involved in vandalizing .property
have a better display area for since repair costs also come out
merchandise. He said the store of their tuition.
is also planning to be open one
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PAGE SIX

Leap year's "extra" day
by Michele Broton
"Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November.
All the rest have thirty-one,
except the second month alone,
to which we twenty-eight assign,
til leap year gives it twentynine."
Yes, it's that time again.
You know what time I mean,
leap year, when everybody's
watch with a calendar gets
messed up, when the Olympics
run their course, and the year
feels longer, because it really is!
We all know that the reason
there is a leap year is because
the solar year is really 365.25
days long, so they save the .25
until the fourth year and add an
extra day.
However, did you
know that the year is really
365.242 days · long and was
rounded up to .25. That little bit
of a day adds up over the
centuries, so
the discrepency
was adjusted by adding the extra
day only to century years that
are exactly divisible by 400,
meaning the year 2000 will, but,
2100 won't.
Leap years in

tween these years will also be
"normal." So, 2096 will be a
leap year, 2100 won't, and 2104
will. Get it?
Didn't think so. Regardless
of the fact that it confuses everyone, leap year has a lot going
for it. For example, the Olympics. Every four years, on a leap
year, the nations of the world
lay dowii their weapons and join
in a peaceful competition. That
alone would make leap year a
pretty special year, but there is
more.
When my friends found out I
would be writing an article about
leap year, they informed me that
I simply had to mention that
Sadie Hawkins Day falls on leap
day. I had been unaware of this
fact, so I decided to do some
research before I wrote anything.
What I found out was that there
is no satisfactory explanation of
where the custom of women
wooing the men on leap year
originated. However, I did learn
that in 1288, the tradition was
made a law in Scotland. This
law stipulated that if the man
refused when he was proposed to,

he was required to pay the sum of
one pound. While this day is
now commonly known as Sadie
Hawkins Day, it is actually
called Bachelor's Day.
Naturally, there are people
who are born on leap day. Until
I began researching this article, I
thought (like everyone else did)
that they only , had a birthday
every four years.
Well, that's
not true. King Henry IV took
care of that. He declared that on
non-leap years, people born on
February 29 would have their
official birthday on February 28.
That proclamation was very
beneficial to many famous people. For example, Pope Paul II,
who was born in 1468, was born
on leap day. He was the pope
who excommunicated King Henry
VIII, a descendent of the king
who gave him a yearly birthday.
That's gratitude for you.
Some other people who were
born on leap day include, Jimmy
Dorsey, the famous musician
during the Big Band Era; Ann
Lee, the religious leader who
founded the American sect of the
Shakers; John Philip Holland,

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Dr. Mic

As is the tradition on Sadie Hawkin's Day, the lady asks the
marry her. Sadie Hawkin's Day happens every four years on "letf
the U.S. inventor and pioneer in
the development of the modem

Winter Olympics at Wilkes?
short-track speed skating, figure
skating, and curling.
We also
These last two weeks were have · the Coal Street Ice Compthe greatest time of year if you lex for these events.
The opening and closing
are a sports fan, commercial fan,
or just all around "Hollywood sty- ceremonies, as well as speed
le glitz" fan. That's right folks, skating (I'll explain later), will
it was that Winter Olympics time be held at Wilkes-Barre Memoof year; that once-every-four- rial Stadium, better known as
years time of pageantry.
The Meyers Stadium, or "that place
Speed
one time that you get to see the with artificial turf."
world's BEST winter sports ath- skating will be easy enough to
letes together, competing in the handle. The track is the right disluge, curling, and of course short tance, 400 meters, all we have to
track speed skating. "Why," you do is slap some ice down on the
ask, "does or should this matter track and refrigerate it. They can
to me, a Wilkes student, and do it in the Spectrum and the
member of the Wilkes-Barre com- Boston Garden, why not here?
munity?"
The Alpine (or downhill)
Good question, but I have a skiing events are the easiest to
very good answer. What I'm sure handle. Hey, piece of cake, we
a majority of you don't know is have got · Montage, Big Boulder,
that in the year 2000, Wilkes- Jack Frost, Elk Mountan, CamelBarre will be the host city for back, and a billion other mountthe games of the XVIII Winter ains for skiing. All of these are,
Olympiad.
at the most, an hour and a half
It's not officiaf yet, so don't from the scenic downtown area.
think that you missed they an- They may not be the longest,
nouncement at the end of these highest or most difficult courses,
Olympics, but it seems obvious but, slap some ice on those
to me. Let's look at the facts, babies and we've got a contest.
folks. First and foremost, the al- Of course, we also have the
ready beginning tearing down freestyle ski events at the same
and rebuilding of the gym, ex- place. If Montage or Camelback
cuse me, the Wilkes Sports and are chosen for these skiing
Conference Center. In the base- events, that would be best
ment of the new structure will be because they have alpine slides,
a large floor for hockey and which could be used for the
other recreational purposes. All tricky events of bobsled and
we have to do is slap some ice luge. The only work that would
down and voila, ice hockey, have to be done would be to dig
by Lee Morrell

the slides out from underneath
the snow that has accumulated on
top.
Nordic (or cross-country) skiing will be done at Frances Slocum Park. It is a large park with
lots of hills and is actually used
by local people for just that
purpose. Throw down some target areas and, presto, we've got a
place for the biathalon.
The only event left to place
would be ski jumping. Wilkes
College has also taken care of
that with the latest edition to
campus. They want us to believe
it was built to be a centerpiece
on campus, a place to meet. But
I know the truth! The Belltower
· is actually the beginnings of the
start houses for the 70 and 90
meter ski jump. The ramp will
be constructed soon and will
have little hooks on the end so
it can be lifted to its 70 meter or
90 meter height. Of course this
means the structure itself will
have to be raised. No big deal,
why do you think the initial
hole was so. big? Because the
rest is in the ground waiting to
be hydraulically elevated.
In the year 2000 events
such as the ski jump will be
changed slightly to fit its surroundings.
I mean, we can't
tear down the library just for the
Olympics, can we? So a target
will be painted on · the roof and
the jumps will become a target
shoot as well as a technical

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sport. Scores will be computed
by where one lands on the target
and style.
Therefore no two
scores will be identical.
I realize it is a pipe dream
to actually hope the games could
come to our humble home, but,
wouldn't it be nice to hear Jim
McCay say, "Welcome to the
games of the 18th Winter Olympiad coming to you from the
lovely rolling countryside of
Wilkes-Barre, PA?"
Or to hear
Al Michaels asking "Do you
believe in miracles?" from the
Olympic Dean Ralston Dome (at

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Wilk,s-Bam,

that time, the fonner
Ice Complex).
As for me, I'm
Vatican City where
Paul II and I will form
astating two man bobslel
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who pushes and 111
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Montage Mountain

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�PAGE SEVEN

March 3, 1988

Gemini -- It's your
Happy Week!

I Got That
ory: A showcase
Wilkes talent

Libra- Are you hyper or do you always have a heart rate of
of the props were expertly
150bpm? Relax you soon will see daylight. •
moved on and off the stage by
the running crew. The lighting,
some obscure Greek philTaurus- Oh brother bull, you have really been a bad bovine. The
as well as the scenery, was
was once overheard
stars say shape up or you'll be shipped out.
expertly
handled
by
Technical
'ralent is something you
Director (and Wilkes theater
be born with."
This
professor) Karl Ruling. He did a Gemini- YES, it is Happy Week for you, and not a moment too
lalent was evident in the
fine
job
making
believable soon. You have suffered and now it is time to fly. Gemini, the world
College Theater presentnight,
day
and
fire,
as
well as is yours.
Amlin Gray's "nightmare
using other lighting techniques.
,' How I Got That Story.
Costume
Director
Michelle Capricorn- This just might be a good week to find some one to
t ran like a waterfall,
Palmieri did an admirable job of love--or at least like. You need someone, you're lonley! And guess
to bottom; from the
getting Johansen through his what, someone might just be on the way.
of Dr. Michael ONeill
many costume changes.
Overall, I found it to be a Cancer- This may be a good week to get away from it all. The stars
talent, however, showed
very impressive production from predict minimal hazards, so put your feet up and rest.
in the acting.
The
our very own theater department.
made up of two people,
It was a very ambitious under- Pisces- Got ya! You thought you could hide, but you did so in
juniors Rob Johansen
taking and came out very well.
vain. Change your wrong doings; don't cover them up.
Wachowski.
In this
The schedule of upcoming
~ number two is relative
events is: The Frog Prince Aries- You may seem tense, but it really is a passing phase. Don't
· g Johansen
playe.!
(Children's theater) March 18 at worry, good things are just around the corner.
"roles." Johansen's range
the Darte Center; Pericles March
this production to the
24-27 at King's; An Evening of Aquarius- Be serious for once in your life! Stop clowning around
nwas.
One-Acts
April 15-16 at the or it will be too late. You might just be stuck with that attitude
play was based around a
Darte Center and Major Barbara forever.
' war-tom
oriental
April 29-May 1.
Tickets for
called Amboland, coincishows are available at the Dane
like Vietnam, and the
box office.
Leo- Stop mumbling and speak up! You are very important so state
to cover this war for a 113/,~~~~~~ss::ss::ss::ss::~~~~~ssssssssssssssssssss~ your opinion; refuse to be oppressed!
wire news service,
Virgo- The rain is over and here is your rainbow. Yes, it will be clear
Global, by "The Reskies for you all this week, so plan yourself a picinic.
-played by Wachowski.
war and its surrounding
Sagittarius- Overworking ones self is not a good habit . Plea•se try
were known as "The
to think about other things. You'll never learn if you work yourself to
Event"--played
by
death.
was just overshadowed (for lack
of a better word) by · twenty
different Rob Johansens. Wachowski did a super job of moving
The Reporter from his naive
Midwestern
(Western
East
Debuque to be specific) attitude
to the eventual fanatical Amboland lover he becomes. In the
first act he was almost comically
naive. This was best shown in
the scene with Johansen's G.L
He convinced The Reporter that
the only way to learn was to "go
there." The G.I. "accidentally"
convinced The Reporter to go to
the front. This attitude changed
in the second act. The Reporter
became hardened and insightful
by what he saw; it became a part
of him, and he became a part of
it. He chose not to accept the
freedom he was offered and
stayed in Amboland, where he
died a tragic death.
The scenery was perfect in
its simplicity. The only things
on the stage were some bamboo
fencing and wood flats. The rest

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talking to the audience,
them feel like part of the
The confused reporter's
attempting to find a
allowed him to meet
after character played
sen. This is where
's talent broke through.
killiantly portrayed these
different characters as if
cast specifically for each
role. The more notIN these "alternate roles"
~ TransPan Global boss,
sley; the female "leadAmboland, Madame Ng; a
Soulhem G.I. who had
tly vulgar mouth; a
out photographer with
ooe leg cast, then no legs
lhe Guerilla leader; and the
y Bogart-like Officer X.
character had its own
ity, created by JohanWhen asked which was his
character, Johansen anHe also
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reign, in 4 7 BC, that leap -year
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could only figure out what to do
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�PAGE EIGHT

March 3, 1988

Don &amp; Ed--Out on a limb

Don &amp; Ed's Inferno
It was a deep sleep. Well,
not deep enough I guess because
I was awakened by the sound of a
sharp knock on my door.
"Come in," I yelled from my
bed, thinking it would be Ed waking me from a sound sleep as he
always does. But there was silence. The door had not opened. I
turned over to yell once more.
Then I stopped. There was someone there. It was an ominous
figure cloaked in black standing
beside my bed. "Who are you?" I
asked. "Ask me not who I am,"
said the figure, "but follow me
and I shall show you the destiny
of man." I agreed under the condition we would return in time to
see WWF Wrestling Spotlight.
He then led me out the door
into another place. This place
was unlike any other place I had
ever visited. It looked sort of
like a cylinder-shaped Howard
Johnson's, like that factory that
Mike Brady designed for Bebe
Galini that was shaped like a
lipstick. Anyway, he led me into
this building, then onto an elevator. But the funny thing about it
was that the elevator started on
the top of this building and took
us downward. "Why are we starting at the top?" I asked the figure as we began our descent. But
before he could answer, the el-

evator came to a halt.
"This," "Hey," I said. "This is a men's
fourth floor." "Strange," said I, "Hey," I exclaimed. "W,
said the figure, "is our first restroom." "Thats correct," said
"This looks like the set of..." ing on a pie!!!" Jill
stop."
the figure.
In the men's room Just then the lights flashed on. tripped over a head.
The
First Floor-- The there were four stalls. Then, sud- The music blared.
The crowd said, "Who are you,
door opened. There before us was denly, the door of each stall around us began to chant, "mort, you here in this land
a small town, as if it were scaled swung open revealing the inhab- mort, mort." Then, he appeared, "I," said the head, '
down from a real towm. In the itant of each. In the first stall Morton Dawney Jr.! "Lets bring master, and I have
distance I could see approching was King Kong Bundy, and in out my first guest. Ladies and here forever with~
what appeared to be a parade, as the second, Hoss Cartwright. In gentlemen, please welcome Mr. committed a crime."
it drew closer. I could see that the third was the man/woman, Friedrich Nietzsche!" "Ack. Dow- pathize with him,'
it's paruc1pants weren't real. Divine. "Who is in the fourth?" ney and Nietzsche in the same figure. "But he says
"What are they?" I asked. "They I asked. "See for yourself," said room! Get me out of here!)" I committted any crime'
are evil muppets," replied the the figure. I peeked in to see ran back into the elevator in a "So he says," replied
figure. "They are to parade who was inside. Then, I pulled frenzy.
"Let us procede."
through the streets of town until back in horror.
"Oh no," I
The Fifth Floor-Before
The Sixth Floor
they tire." "But muppets aren't screamed, "It's Brian Dorsey, and the doors even opened, I could shall be our last stop.
evil, and since they aren't real, no can of
Lysol in sight!!! smell a familiar smell.
Then, figure. "But didn't
they can't tire," I reasoned. "Ex- Please, please get me out of the doors slid open to expose a no have nine levels)
actly," said the figure, "Lets con- here!" "Come," said the figure.
strange land.
The ground was "Well, we're on a
tinue."
The
Fourth
Floor-- gooey, hot bubbling cheese sur- confessed. Then,
The Second Floor-- The "This," said the figure, "is the rounded by spicy tomato sauce. Continued on p. 9
elevator doors slid open. There r-_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____:_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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before us stood a man. He slowly turned around. "Hey," I cried,
"It's Charlton Heston!" "Oops,"
said the ·figure, "Sorry, wrong Inferno!" We continued downward.
The Third Floor-The
doors of the elevator opened for
a third time. Before us was a
huge banquet hall. In its center
was a long table covered with
the remains of a huge feast.
"What is so bad about this?" I
asked. "Go into that door," said
the figure. He pointed me to a
door through which I went.

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How I got that revi
by Bill Barber
My steady gal, Veronica,
was away for the weekend and I
was at loose ends.
When the
phone rang it was Bunny, my
old stewardess girlfriend who
flies all the hot spots between
Roanoke and Honesdale on U.S.
Air. She was on a lay-over in
Avoca due to snow and was anxious for a little culture. I told
her I had two tickets to Michael
ONeill's production of Amlin
Gray's "How! Got That Story."
"Hnnng?" Bunny demurred.
"Trust me, " I assured her. I
picked her up at the Scranton Hilton and drove her to Wilkes.
The lobby at Darte was abuzz
with culture. We found our places and the show began. Suddenly we were plunged into Southeast Asia, circa the late '60s. A
bamboo fence and a cascade of
flats formed the simple yet effective set by Carl Ruling. The
lighting was done by a robot
named SCT 342.
Bob Wachowski came on as
an innocent war correspondent
from the Midwest. And suddenly, there was Rob Johansen as a
Coolie, there was Rob Johansen
as a newspaper publisher, there
was Rob Johansen as Madame
Ng. I was flabbergasted by his
infinite dexterity. I looked into
Bunny's eyes. I looked right out
her ears.
"What's going on?!" Bunny
whispered. "I don't get it."
"Ssh!" I hushed her.
''I'll
explain later." And there came
Rob Johansen as a Marine drill
sergeant swearing like a real
trooper. Bunny giggled nervously. And there came Rob Johansen as five different people in

five different bars, as a self-immolating Buddhist monk, and a
madman reporter covered with
slogan buttons and wearing a leg
cast.
Meanwhile, -backstage in the
role of costume lady, the part of
Michele Palmieri was effectively
rendered by Michele Palmieri.
When the attendant slide
show announced intermission,
Bunny and I made our way to the
lobby. Bunny had a look of confusion on her face the likes of
which I've only seen . on small
forest animals. She asked me to
buy her some M&amp;Ms, and by
way of making conversation in
the line I asked her how she was
enjoying the play.
"I'm not sure," Bunny wondered, "but a lot of those actors
really look alike."
"All the parts are being
played by Rob Johansen," I told
her outright.
"Even the reporter?" Bunny
questioned.
"No, that's Bob Wachowski," I told her. Then she wanted to know who played Madame
Ng. When I finally, and for the
last time, told her that Rob
Johansen, versatile actor that he
is, was playing all
the other
parts-- the various character roles
opposite Bob Wachowski-- she
seemed finally to understand. I
bought her M&amp;Ms and gave
them to her.
"Oh, I get it," Bunny said.
"I guess Wilkes must have a
really small drama department,
hnnng?
Were those the only
two actors who auditioned?" One
thing I can say for Bunny, her
blouse fits well.
I showed her the program:
seven
people
in
"Running

Crew", three in
another ten or twelve
working together to
the play.
"You might say
show is going on
offered. Bunny shru
should see what B
does when she shrugs.
"Well, how come
Whatzizname only gctr
one part?" she pouted.
"Bob's role is
the nuance of effects
the dehumanization cl
sensitive . individual
within his character
levels of perception
direct proportional
the perplex of th
uities which appear
visual, allowing tit
juxtapositions to be
vis-a-vis the less
bral alterations," I su
Bunny chewed
and sighed as we
the tour de force
seemed dismayed.
Rob Johansen as
Li, a Vietnamese
heart of yen. Here
Johansen as an
Here came Rob Jo
eral reprises of
acters.
Stunning
The audience
them at the bow.
Suddenly Bunny
handful of M&amp;Ms
them at poor Don
was sitting in front ri
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March 3, 1988

aiting for the dawn of concern
in tattered clothes
out in the rubbish on
of a littered street;
children huddle together
alleyway, trying to keep
destitute men and women
the streets looking• for
shelter. These people
thing in common--they
less. They are known
lliety of names: bums,
derelicts, bag ladies,
No matter what . you
ID call them, they are
buman beings in need of
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is time that people beof these unfortunate
buman beings and their
because they have been
too long.
tly there are several
being planned to direct1 the homeless. Wilkes
in cooperation with
College, will be involved
of the events planned.
· of a shelter for the
in New York City will
during Spring Break
, and a sleep-out on
Square is planned for
23. Tony Vento, Inter· n to Wilkes College,
a certain sense, we are
. Everyone lacks some(emotionally, intellectupiysically); we all have
we need. The events
are ways to get in
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myself for whatever was
before me. The doors
"Wait," I said in puzzlei think I have been here
"Come, follow me,"
figure. He led me up a
lineolium covered stairinto a glass door. · I
as he led me through a
hallway that wound past
offices and bathrooms,
came ta an open door.
he said, "is our lasl
I turned the comer.
I remembered! My heart
a beaL Here I was, at
of my darkest fears.
·ng place of my worst
! Hell on earth ... The
AID OFFICE! I
kl run, but my path was
by the figure. "No!" I
shoving him lo the

never be forgotten. Eating and
sleeping
like
the
homeless
people will be inspiring.
Half of each day will te spent
doing light renovations to the
shelter. There will be windows
to fix, showers and faucets to
fix, walls to paint, and many
other projects to choose from ."
Helping out in a soup kitchen
and meeting some of the homeless people of New York will
have a definite impact on those
invohed with the renovations.
The later part of the evening
can be spent
being educated
about the homeless by guest
~peakers, or it can be used for
personal time.
There will be
time
for
sightseeing,
discussions, prayer, scripture, keeping a journal, and yes, FUN, too!
The religious part of the week
will be optional.
When asked
about the week of renovation,
Vento replied, "I think it would
be an eye-opening week. Everyone together at one time in one
place can use the work of their
hands and hearts. We can help
others while opening ourselves
to new things."
Volunteers In Service In Our
Neighborhoods (VISION) is a
local group which provides shelter and support service for the
homeless here in Wilkes-Barre.
"Sleep-out on Public Square," the
event scheduled for April 22-23,
will be another experience hard
to forget Meeting some of the
homeless people you see around
town, listening to informative
speeches given about being
homeless, and the actual experience of sleeping outside, will be
· a unique way to learn about unfortunate people in Wilkes-Barre.
"We don't have to go to New
York to help our fellow human
beings;
things can be done
floor, causing his cowl to fall
from his head. It was then that
his identity was revealed to me.
"You!" I cried. "Yes," said the
figure, "It is I... Ed Moyer. I
have something I'd like you to
see." He handed me a paper. It
appeared to be very old. At the
bottom was a signature... Mine!
Suddenly, I heard that same
sharp knock again. I opened my
eyes to find myself back in my
bed once again. "Open up, it's
me!" said a voice. I jumped up
and opened the door. "Eddie!" I
sighed in relief, "I just had the
scariest dream!" "Calm down,"
said Ed, "you know that dreams
aren't real."
"I know," I said,
"but...well, I guess you're right."
"Sure I am," he said, "You're
back in reality now! C'mon, lets
watch professional wrestling!"
"Okay," I said, realizing how
fortunate we are to be able to
recognize what is real.

right here in Willces-Barre," says
Vento. Sleeping on Public Square
will educate the public that there
is a problem with the homeless
here in Wilkes-Barre.
It will
bring about an awareness of the
need for a permanent shelter.
The shelter presently provided
for the homeless is only temporary. The site is moved weekly
from church to church through
out the city.
Along with educating the public, the sleep-out will also be a
fund raiser to benefit VISION.
There will be simulation games
about hunger and the homeless.
Religious parts of the sleep-out
will be optional.
In Wilkes-Barre there is a
soup kitchen, St. , Vincent de
Paul, located on Union Street
near King's College.
It serves
lunch for people with fixed incomes, the homeless, and the
less fortunate of Wilkes-Barre,
every day of the year. Approximately 200 people arrive for
lunch every day. If students are
not interested in the renovation
or the sleep-out, but are interested in helping the homeless,
the soup kitchen is
looking for help.

Fridays at 10 am students can
meet Debbie Marquat, Wilkes
College student, in Stark lobby
at the desk.
She goes to the
soup kitchen every Friday to
help prepare and serve food for
the underprivileged, and she encourages other students to lend a
hand. She stays in the kitchen
from 10 until 12:40, and eats

lunch with the people.
If interested in the renovation
or the sleep-out, students can
contact Tony Vento at 8234168, or 822-6315. He will answer any questions concerning
the homeless.
The homeless
people need help, and it is time
concern was sho\Vn.

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PAGE TEN

A young
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Team
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- losing close games not really
getting blown away," said Kest.
"Seven of the' games we lost
were in the final minute of play.
Hopefully we have learned how it
feels to lose, and we won't want
that feeling back, and w~'ll start

and we'll be a better team next
year."
The season did have its
bright moments though.
The
Lady Colonels pulled out an
overtime victory against the
Lady
Monarchs
of
King's
College
in
the
Scandlon
Gymnasium.
"The most satisfying part of the season was
probably when we beat some
quality teams in King's and
Marywood," Kest said.
"Also,
knowing that most of the kids
will be back next season."
Kest has a her own
philosophy
about
success:
"One's success is not always
determined by wins and losses
but by the way in which you
grow from the experiences."

to win."

The hardest part of the
seaon for Kest and her team was
the losing, especially the close
games. "It's really frustrating to
lose as many close games as we
did. We really played hard to the
very end," Kest stated.
"The
hardest part for me w~ the
losing. I'm not accustomed to
losing. I've never been involved
in a losing program and it gets
frustrating. It was tough for the
players to get motivated. I hope
we all ew from the experience,

had another stroke of bad luck
when 150-pounder Joe Iannuzzi
suffered a serious accident. "We
used a lot of different guys, and
after Joe got hurt I wasn't sure
how it would turn out. But Mike
Schroat had an exceptional year
for us. Craig Rome jumped up a
weight class and really made our
middleweights solid," said Reese.
Coach Reese has a lot to
say about his two senior cap-tains, Dennis Mejias and Rome.
Rome was the silent leader who
led with example and always
came through when called upon.
But
the
defending
EIWA
Champion will have to make a
decision as to which weight
class he will enter. Reese added
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most exc1tmg and enjoyable
wrestlers I have ever had here."
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out for him as he must wrestle

with a ferocious slap shot.
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left, fans for both teams were on :
their feet. With just four sec- :
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second goal of the game, which
turned out to be the winning
goal.
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the season.
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off Brian Bauer for the 118 spot.
Coach Reese feels that the AllAmerican can improve Mejias'
performance from last year.
Looking
back
on
this
season,_ the Colonels were a team
that never gave up, always putting out 110 percent. The only
bad match, according to Reese,
was the victory over East
Stroudsburg. "We were just ranked and the kids were afraid of
losing the ranking," he said.
Now it is time for Eastems
and once again Reese is · optimistic: "We are a much better
dual-meet team than tournament
team."
But in a tournament
anything can happen and Coach
Reese feels it will be a four-team
race
for
the
championship.
There are four wrestlers that have
a good shot at making it to
Nationals.
So it has been
another banner year for the
Colonel wrestling squad and
hopefully Eastems will bring
greater recognition to th~ Wilkes
program.

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PAGE ELEVEN

young Lady Colonels team
promise for the future
women's
season was one of reHead Coach Jodi Kest
t Coach Mary Jo
were faced with the
shaping a very young
els' team with only
from last year's team
The team finished the
lilh a 7-17 record. "I
of the freshman
very hard to handle
were losing so much.
next year is going to

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get
better,"
Kest
stated.
"Everyone will be back next
year, but Diana (Smith). If we
can get some key players, we
can become a team that can be
competitive."
The only senior on the team
was co-captain Diana Smith.
Smith was a four-year starter and
two-year captain.
She led the
team in assists for the past four
years. Junior co-captain Melissa
Kennedy put in another fine
performance this season, leading
the team in rebounds. She was
second in scoring with 252

points.
Eight of the ten players
were freshman and new to the
Wilkes program this season.
Angie
Miller
and
Nicole
Kovaleski led the newcomers.
"Angie started off slow, but from
the middle part to the end of the
season she really came through
for us," commented Kest. Miller
led the team in scoring with 335
points
and
was
fourth
m
rebounding with 140. Kovaleski
was hot in the mid-portion of
the season but sustained an ankle
injury in a game against King's

and was forced to sit out the last
six or seven games.
She was
able to net 204 points and pull
down 141 rebounds for the Lady
Colonels.
Kelly Ruff also turned in a
fine performance for Wilkes.
She was the second leading rebounder for the Lady Colonels
with 146 and fifth in scoring
with 172. "Kelly is only a twoyear
player and she really
learned a lot this season," said
Kest.
Six-foot center Lisa
Burak, a sophomore transfer
student from Gettysburg, was

also an asset to the team this
year. "Lisa came through for us
at the end of the season. She
became a more aggressive and
assertive player," Kest said.
The Lady Colonels finished
second in the two tournaments
they played this year: St. John
Fisher Tournament and The
Wilkes College Letterwomen's
Tournament. Five of the games
lost were to teams that were
ranked in the top ten. "We were

Continued on p. 10

Intramural Champions
Tri Slamma Jamma, led by
captain, coach and general manager Jeff Churba, defeated the
Schloms by a score of 60-51. It
was a good game, with the
Schloms giving the talented Tri
Siam's all they could handle.
In the beginning of the
game, the quick play of guards
Colin
Mondero
and
Craig
Stevens built an early lead for
the Tri Slams.
The Schloms
battled back behind the shooting
of Ron Fusco and Pat Breagle to
stay close.
With four seconds
left in the first half, the Schloms
held a slim lead, but Stevens
went the length of the court to
hit a buzzer beater giving Tri
Slam a one point lead. The first

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half was very intense and well- ·
played, but the high-light of the
first half was Churba's thunderous dunk.
The second half started the
same as the first with Tri Slam
running and gunning to build its
lead.
But the Schloms just
wouldn't quit as they they battled
back to make the score close.
They couldn't overcome the Tri
Slam lead, however.
The Beacon
congratulates
Jim Byrne for doing an excellent
job running the league this year.
Thanks are also extended to Jeff
Steeber and Jim Nolan for thier
work refereeing the championship game.

The 1988 Intramural Basketball Champions; 1-r Jeff
Churba, Mike Harrison, Ray Wilson, Row 2 Sean
Meagley, Craig Stevens, Colin Mondero, Row 3 Pat
Boyd, John Caparo, Joe Daches.

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6c past four years.
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with both teams trying
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oofenders to score the
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Lowrider lead to 2-1. The half
ended and expectations were running high for the second period.
In the second half the
Lowriders came out firing and
Dom Bair scored the third goal
of the game for the Lowriders.
But still Stetton's Boys didn't
give up, and relentless pressure
was put on Lowrider goalie Ed
Buonocore.
Paul
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down to one goal.
Good pressure by Jim Byrne
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ball in the Lowrider end. John
Pursell was able to tie the game
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Champions; 1-r Jim Farrell,
Jeff Howey, Dan Dougherty,
Dennis Mejias Row 3 Pete Huber, Andre
Shawn Hearon, Dom Bair.
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18766

No. '18

Colonels end season 21-1

Matmen top Cornell to end
••
regular season ID style
by Bill Kem
Saturday, February 27,1988,
is a date that will be remembered
by Colonel wrestling fans for
years to come. First, it ended a
banner dual-meet season for the
Colonels, and second, it was the
last sporting event to be held in
the present gym. The Colonels
finish the season with a 21-1
record. This ties with a school
record.
A host of past Wilkes
wrestlers watched the Colonels
close out the 1987-88 season
with a hard-fought win over Ivy
League champ, Cornell.
The

former Wjlkes wrestlers were on
hand for the 35th Anniversary of
Coach John Reese's coaching
career at Wilkes.
Brian Bauer continued his
outstanding
wrestling
this
season with an 11-4 decision
over Eric Kauffman. The match
in the 126 weight class was a
shocker,
as
Cornell's
Chris
Labbate defeated Dennis Mejias
by a score of 10-4.
Putting
forth a big effort for the
Colonels, Ron Miller dominated
Cornell's Salenno 22-7.
The injury of Marc Palanchi
forced Coach Reese to move
wrestlers up a weight class.

Colonel of
the Week

Freshman Dave Bonomo came
through with a 6-3 victory at
142.
Frank Castano lost in a
heartbreaking
match
as
an
apparent takedown was disallowed, and he was defeated 7-6.
Frank Goldowski showed no
signs of a shoulder injury when
he
defeated
Cornell's
Joe
Guciaardo 6-1.
In the 167
weight class Merril Neal lost a
tough 5-0 decision to Andy Rice.
Mike
Schroat continued his
impressive
wrestling
as
he.
defeated Todd DcMonte 10-3.
Craig Rome has probably
been Wilkes' most consistent
wrestler this season. The jump
to 190 pounds for Rome on
Saturday proved this as he
recorded a technical fall over
Bob Hart. Steve Schannauer capped off the victory for the
Colonels with a 4-2 win over
Jeff Farrow.
Last
Wednesday
the
Colonels traveled to Kutztown to
take on the Golden Bears.
Wilkes came away 37-7 victors.
Bauer recorded a technical
fall at 118. Mejias scored a
pin in the 126 pound class, and
Miller won by a major decision
at 134. Bonomo continued his
winning ways with an 11-4
victory.
Neal recorded a
technical fall at 167.
Shroat
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Frank "The Wolfman" Goldowski hits his bread
the Colonels.
At 177 Rome
continued on a winning track
with 6-0 victory.
Schannauer
picked up a win on a disquali-fication.
This season has been a huge
success for the Colonels. They
tied the school record for most

victories (21) and
national ranking of
also have the most
ariy Division
Beacon
con
on a great
them good luck

Team unity key to
success for wrest)
...

by Bill Kem
The
1987-88
Wilkes
College wrestling team will go
down as one 9f the greatest in
the 35-year coaching career of
Coach Joho Reese. Going into
the season there was a great deal
of
optimism concerning how
the Colonels would do.
A
strong team unity paved the way
to 21-1 record and national

recognition.
Most people see wrestling
as an individual sport, but it is
the team that makes the individual strong.
"We had a good
group of guys this year, and the
closeness made the year," stated
Reese. The Colonels started the
season at Shippensburg, and
struggled. It was a mixture of
inexperience and trying to get
the right chemistry with the

team.
turning point it was
match. . "The team
Lehigh, and the kids
occasion," commented
The lowest
season came in the
Navy, when the
fered a heartwre
the Midshipmen.

uates
fr
be able to w
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teachers who 1

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nursing

ster's program
College is planning
dS undergraduate nur-

beyond the BachThe program will
d preparing expert
in the field of
nursing Gerontostudy of the aging.
nursing combines
and geronto. The director of
is Sharon Telban.
Master's program
'cal nursing will be
le because tlle
Valley only has one
program available.
college where it is
Miseracordia
will have a difon the geronto. Also the elderst growing percentU. S. population.
living longer, and it
to prepare nurses to
elderly.
graduates
from
will be able to work
clinical setting as
nurses, as adminas teachers who will

Business Center hires director
by Kim Klintek

teach gerontological ideas to
The Wilkes College Small
otllers. They will receive a great Business Development Center
deal more training tllan was avail- (SBOC) recently hired former
able to undergraduates.
PA
Representative
Edmund
Sieminski after conducting a
According to Ann Marie state - wide search for a new
Kolanoski, tlle program should director tltis fall.
Theodore
become quite a wortltwhile one. Engel, dean of tlte School of Bus"I am very exited about it. I am iness and Economics (SOBE),
looking forward to its develop- said Sieminski was hired as dirment. This program should prove ector because of his broad backto be beneficial to tlte nursing ground and experience.
department as well as tlte college
Sieminski is married to
as a whole."
Mary Jane Bailey, a graduate of
Penn State University who works
The Gerontological nursing as a substitute teacher.
They
program is tlle first nursing have six children: Katltleen, in
Masters program.
The school Alexandria, VA; Barbara and
will be admitting in tlte Spring John in Pittsburg, PA; Mary in
of 1989.
Wilkes will be Easton, PA; Ed, currently studyaccepting applicants from any ing language at tlte University of
undergraduate
school,
from Lyons, France, and Wendy, a
applicants
who
meet
tlle senior at Temple University.
requirements.
Each applicano.
Sieminski said he was born
interested must have an bach- in Scranton and raised in
elors degree in nursing, and a B Montrose County
where he
average.
Their GRE (graduate helped witlt tlle family business.
record exam) scores will be ex- Upon graduation from tlte Uniamined as well. The applicants versity of Scranton in June of
will also need to present recom- 1955, he was commissioned Secmendations from tlleir institution ond Lieutenant, Regular Army,
and place of employment, as well Armor branch and entered federal
Continued on p. 3 service in July, 1955.
During his 23-year mili ,

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career, he rose to tlte rank of
Lieutenant Colonel, Regular Army, and served in command and
staff assignments in tlte United
States, Europe, and tlle Far East.
He served two tours in Vietnam,
and served as assistant professor
of Military Science at Duquesne
University, Pittsburgh.
He was assigned to tlle
Army of tlte Federal Republic of
Germany as liason to tlle Bureau
of Technology and Development
for tlle Main Battle Tank in
1969
after
graduation
witlt
distinction
from
tlle United
States Army Command and General Staff College.
He served as department
head and professor of Military
Science at Lafayette College and
t Stroudsburg State College1
from 1974 to 1978. Sieminski
also served in tlte 136tlt Legislative District and as a legislative liason for tlle Department
of Military Affairs of tlte Commonwealtlt
of
Pennsylvania.
Sieminski managed seven departments as deputy executive director of tlle turnpike commission
and served as a consultant for
National Business Consultants,
Inc. before deciding to apply for
tlte position of Director of tlte
Wilkes SBOC.
Under tlte umbrella of tlte

SOBE, headed by Engel, are: tlte
Anthracite Institute -- to help tlte
local coal mining industry, tlte
Small Business Institute -- to
provide
vitality
to
ailing
businesses, and tlte SBOC -- an
outreach service of tlte SOBE.
The purpose of tlte SBOC is to
provide counseling, tutoring and
education to small businesses in
a 5 county area (including Luzerne County).
Engel said tllere are 13
federally funded SBOC's in tlte
state
to
provide
financial
assistance to small businesses.
He said, "We serve about 300400 businesses a year. We help
tltem develop business plans,

Continued on p. 3

fuside this i~ue:
Media circus? p.2
Aidto Contras? p.4

Rock, .. abilly p.7
Fond memories p.11

�PAGE TWO

March 10, 1988

Editorial

Letter to the Editor

The · Wilkes Wonder Gym
The halls of Wilkes College have been rife with talk of the new
gym almost since I started here as a freshman in 1985, and for a
while that's what many people thought this project was--all talk.
Well, ask anyone walking down Franklin Street today to describe the
Wilkes College gymnasium and they will probably look at you and
say, "What gymnasium?"
All that remains of the Wilkes gym is a large pile of rubble and
upturned land. I am the frrst to admit that I was skeptical about the
razing of the gym. After all, various sources had been telling The
Beacon since September that the gym would be razed in October.
October came and went; the gym remained standing. Now, over four
months later, the gorund has been broken and the new gym will
soon become a reality. But how much the reality of the gyrµ will
resemble the "Wonder Gym" is as yet uncertain.
The problem with creating the Wilkes Wonder Gym can be
summed up in one word--financing. President Breiseth said at the
groundbreaking that as of this moment, Wilkes College is
approxiqiately three million dollars short of the estimated 5.5
million dollars it will cost to build the gym. The Beacon has since
found out that this shortage is covered by a bond issue--in essence, a
loan that the College has five years to pay back.
This is a
substantial financial liability for the College, because it has to pay
the money back, with interest. Even if the College is operating in
the black, it is still a substantial amount of money that has to be
budgeted for this purpose. In addition, The Beacon understands that
at a recent faculty meeting it was reported that smaller, less
important items such as the sauna, the new mats, and other odds and
ends were in consideration of beiog cut from the plans. One wonders
if this is because of the financing. The original bid for the gym
was, after all, more than the College anticipated.
Of course, students shouldn't complain. A new gym is a new
gym, right? Perhaps not. With a project as large and costly as the
gym, one might expect the College to have problems coming u
with the considerable financing it would take to complete such a
project. But the solution, when it becomes obvious that financing
may be difficult, is not to begin cutting features from the new gym.
This is especially true when one considers that the features are what
makes the gym an improvement over the old one.
Size alone,
although definitely a contributing factor, does not a Wonder Gym
make. The features were one of the main points that Wilkes College
stressed when it announced
the gym plans to the Wilkes
community. How can these features be taken away now that the gym
is this close to becoming reality?
Perhaps Wilkes College should have set its sights a little
lower.
The College must have anticipated the problem with
financing. Perhaps instead of trying to build th~s _image-boosting
Wonder Gym, they should have concentrated on buildmg a gym that
woul_d be_ a functional improvement . f~r stu?~nts' u~,. _taking into
cons1derauon the means and contnbuuon-raismg ab1hues of the
College. Yes, the gym did need improvement, but did Wilkes have to
undertake such a weighty project as the Sports and Conference Center
without the means to back it?
. A reducti?n in sc~pe 1!1ay not have been feasible. With ta_lk ~f
Wilkes becommg a umvers1ty, the school needs a gym that will fit
that kind of image. It is vital to have a Wonder Gym before you can
expect to have a Wonder School. But still, money should have been
more of a consideration before the gym was actually razed.
The second option would have been to wait. Build the gym
once the financing was in, once Wilkes was able to realistically see
the gym being finished with all of the anticipated features. The
construction might have taken a few more years, but at least the gym
could have had all the features that seemed so important when the
project was announced.
And again, all these problems are magnified by the College's
consistent concern with image.
If the only concern with the gym
was the gym • itself, there would have been no problem with either
scaling down the plans to fit Wilkes' means or waiting a sufficient
time for the financing to come in. Instead Wilkes would rather raze
the old gym and start a project that, in the long run, will place a
considerable financial burden on the College.
I am as happy as anyone to see the new gym being built. The
facility is needed, and the students will certainly benefit from this
edifice.
But we must question the College's planning
of this
structure. Yes, the gym will be built, but only time will tell just
how much the gym in progress will resemble the Wonder Gym. That
· not moot 1s
· the actual
point is now moot. But a point that is
development of this school. Campus improvement is important, but
we cannot sacrifice sound judgment for the sake of image.

Where's the Amnicola?
Distribution Manager--a job that
Dear Editor:
As the entire campus knows, has been advertised in The
The Beacon did not come out on Beacon all year.
Instead of jumping on the
it's usual day last week, Thursbacks
of The Beacon, maybe
day. O.K. so it was late; some
news wasn't as current as it someone should say something
should have been. Things like about a certain Amnicola Editor
this happen to us all of the time. who took off without a finished
product.
We miss a class and are given
vanous
The Amnicola was supposed
the chance to make it up; that's
campus.
what skips are for (not implying to be released in November; yet,
it's
March
and
no
Amnicola
mailing.
The Beacon can skip a week).
maybe they are the ones who
It's just th at when one issue is
white car
should get their act together. I
late, people cry "foul!"
guess
the
question
should
be,
Any questi
No one queS tions how hard
Not,
The Beacon people work. They "Where's the Amnicola?"
stop by
"Where's The Beacon?"
juSt expect a finished copy every
office on
Thursday. As I understand it, the
Respectfuly,
th
th
problem was
at
ere was no
A Beacon defender
of the SUB
one to pick up th e paper at the
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actual
ceremonial
ground- bad.
breaking, again because of the
Sure, it's an ·
I'd like to start my column circle of reporters. And I felt for the community a
off this week with a disclaimer:
that several of the speeches the College, but I
I'm glad Wilkes College is given were targeted not to the attempt should have
building a new gym.
I think onlookers, but to the television to allow the College
we need a new gym. I am not crews and their audiences.
I to see what was pt
against the new gym, whereas I felt, in short, out of place.
groundbreaking, al
am, was, and always will be
This is not to fault Wilkes' least. Sure, the
against the belltower.
Public Relations department. PR block party for
'
With that said, I can move handled the press conference thP borhood to explain
on to the topic of this week's way PR departments are supposed going to happen
column--the groundbreaking cere- to. It's sad to say, but I think struction, but it's JIil
mony for the above-mentioned that what happened Friday was thing. Sure, those
new gym. I went to the ground- inherent in the very nature of the could hear what WII
breaking ceremony last Friday event.
It's apparently impos- could watch it on T'I
morning, and I went because I sible to have a ceremony com- that's not the same
was interested. The old gym was memorating a piece of College
I don't know whll
very much a part of Wilkes' his- history without having every is.
The media 1111
tory, and even though I'm not an media person in the Wilkes-Barre
athlete and have never spent that area in attendance, and that's too
much time in the gym, I'll s t i l l . - - - - - - - - - - - - - -miss seeing the old building on
1]::14 1.fil COU
South Franklin street. I went for
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VOL. XL No. 18 March 10, 1988
these reasons, and I imagine that
many of the other students who
went to the ceremony went for
Advisor-Tom Big!
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
similar reasons.
Feature EditorsNews Editors -Kim Klimek
I'm sad to say I found the
-Amy Braun
ceremony very disappointing. I
Photography Edito
Sports Editors-Lisa Miller
had expected, from the wording
-Donna Y
-Bill Kem
of the invitation to students,
Copy Editor-Eddie Lupico
Business Manager-Joel
that the groundbreaking cereAd Manager - Kathy L. Harris
Staff Cartoonist-Josepi
mony would take place in a
Staff Writer- BuHstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"
"Wilkes community" or "Wilkes
....
family" atmosphere.
Instead, the only words I
· Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, Bill Barber,
can find to describe it were those
Supper, Andrew Morrell, John Gordon, Kathy Harris, Bill
· overheard from an older gentleRob Mac Arthur, Don (Semyon) &amp; Ed (Buonocore).
man during the ceremony: it was
a "media circus." During mos~ ~f • Published weekly during the fall and spring semes
the ceremony, it was imposs1b e ' scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed
to see the speakers through the
the individual writer and not of ·the publication or the C
circle of television cameramen
wi·th therr· large vi·deo cameras
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all lelll:II
propped on their shoulders.
It
muS t be signed to insure validity. _
was also diffic;ult to see the ._ _ _ _ _ _ _ - - - - - - - by M. E. Evers

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fom Bigler
tditors-Lee

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Center hires

up
m had an accidenL The
in the front seat of
was killed. You are refor the death of this
There could be lawsuits
lhe person 1hat sat in
ar to take a short trip to
or to take an afternoon
lhe mall, was killed.
The seat belt law in New
and several other states in
tty says that the driver
car is responsible for the
of his/her passengers.
a belt law has crossed
vania's borders. Now, in
, the driver of a car is
by law to make his/her
wear a seatbelt. Is
g up" such a difficult
oo?
have been many relO this newly estabratbelt law. I talked to a
ts to get a perspective
beyond my own.
, drink the seat belt law is
ooe because it saved my
Menudo. We were
bock to school from New
and when we came into
ia I didn't bother to
seat belt off. When we
route ll5, we hit a
Ii ice, and had an accident.
wasn't wearing the belt,
who was inside my
would have been killed,"
Dennis Mejias, a senior coof the wrestling team.
'I feel like people should
lbeir seat belts, although I
y only wear it in bad
. If wearing seat belts
become mandato , and

toonist-Jos
vine"

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a new law in P.A.

punishable in a worse way than
simply a fine, I would wear it,"
said Tom McFadden, a freshman
from Reading, Pennsylvania.
"I totally agree with the law
100 percent because it prevents
the passenger from hitting the
dashboard or . the windshield,"
said a freshman who chose to .
remain anonymous.
"I think wearing seat bealts
should be a law because it is
such a simple measure, and it
could easily save your life," said
Jen McNamara, a sophomore
from Rhode Island
"I think that each person
should be allowed to wear a
seatbelt if they choose to. However if they don't want to, they
shouldn't have to. After all, it's
their
own life,"
said another
student wishing to remain anonymous.
It is now a law in Pennsylvania. Seat belts are required for
the passengers in the front seat
of the car, as well as the driver.
A Pennsylvania state policeman
told me that although "a civilian
will not be pulled over because
they are not wearing their seat
belt, they will be fined if their
negligence is caught. If they are
pulled over for speeding, and
they are not wearing their belt,
they will be fined."
Many
people
are
not
affected by the safety aspect of
seatbelts. No one ever expects
to get into a car accident, so
why bother wearing seatbelts?
The main point is one that has
been said many times before:
the other driver makes the mistakes, not you. Wear your seat
belt to save your life from other

people's mistakes.
I still remember when I sat
in my Driver-Ed class in high
school. The teacher raved endlessly about the importance of
wearing a seatbelt, but I never
really heard him. I had heard it
said so many times before. At
that point in my life I didn't
really care anyway. One day the
teacher brought in a film to convince us of the importance of
"buckling up." The film was very simple, because it merely
showed a police officer in uniform pacing back and forth in
front of the screen. "Let me tell
you about the day I realized what
the lack of a sealtbelt could do
to someone," he said boldly.
One day he was called to the
scene of a very messy car accident. Two young girls, 18 and
19 years old, were driving
through town on a Friday night
when suddenly a car ran a stop
sign and hit the driver's side of
the car. When the police officer
arrived, the passenger of the car,
the 18 year old, was sitting on
.
the s1"d ew alk , hoId"mg an 1maginary doll, rocking and crying
softly for her "mommy." The
physical impact of the accident
was so severe that it had comPletly destroyed her mental abilities. By the time the ambulance
arrived, the girl was in a coma.
She died a week later. The driver
of the car had been killed instantly. The police officer was
so disturbed by the accident that
he said he cried for 4 days. He
told the audience that the girls
could have possibly lived if they
had been wearing their seat
belts.
The most
werful thimz

offers scholarship
in Education
Scholars in Education
Program was created by
lO encourage students
high scholastic
qualin mathematics and the
the teaching

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March 10, 1988

grants begin at H
of $1,500.
Student.,;
ia:eive a SEA gr3DL must
Teoching Commitment Agand a promissory note
states that the recipient
lath a year of mathematics
· e in a Pennsylvania
school for each year a
grant is received. If the
commitment is fulfilled,
t's obligation to repay
t is cancelled.
If the
ent is not fulfilled, the
is required to repay the
plus interest at the rate
byPHEAA.
order to submit an

application, the student must
meet the following requirements:
1) Be a domiciliary (resident of
Pennsylvania for at least twelve
{12) months prior to submitting
an application.
2) Score 1000
or above on the Scholastic
Aptitude Test (mathematics score
!lli!!il beat least 550) or have an
English test score of at least 22
and a mathematics test score of
~t lea,;t 27 on the American Col1ege Test. (1000 or above and
S50 math minimum are for high
school
seniors
and
college
freshr.1en only). 3) Rank in the
top 1/5 of the high school class
(fot high school seniors and college freshmen only). 4) Achieve at least a 3.0 ("B") average
on a 4.0 scale in mathematics or
science courses in high school
(if currently a high school senior
or college freshman) or college
(if currently a college sophomore

or junior). 5) Be attending, or
planning to attend, one of the
79 eligible institution (listed on
the application and program
brochure) which offer approved
programs in teacher education for
mathematics and science majors.
6) Be in a Baccalaureate Degree
Program leading to State Teaching Certification in mathematics
or science.
Please be advised that although the 1000 minimum SAT
score and top 1/5 high school
ranking are no longer necessary
for the college sophomore and
junior to apply for SEA, the SAT
scores and class rank from high
school must be submitted with
the
application
for
ranking
purposes. Applications must be
received by May 1, 1988 and are
available at the Financial Aicl
Office.

Continued from p. 1

he!p them set up accounting
systems and controls, advise
them
on
labor management
relations -- all aspects of their
he said during the whole film business." The SBDC helps buswas that he "has never unbuckled inesses just starting, as well as
a dead man from a car".
those that have been established
When the lights came back ·for years.
on in the classroom after the
Engel said Sieminski will be
film, everyone was silent. The responsible for the day-to-day
film made its point clear to me operation . of the center, financial
and several of my friends. Fol- management of the center and orlowing the Driver-Ed class I ganizing
training
sessions.
always wore my seatbelt. I even Sieminski will interact with
asked my parents if they would other businesses and economic
wear theirs. After about a week organizations
in
Northeastern
of conscious effort to snap the PA. He will also be supervising
seatbelt together, the action feels the work of all consultants (the
natural.
In fact, when I drive outreach program) with field
now, I feel strange if I don't wear offices in • nearby cities who give
it. Ever since I saw that pow- advice to local businesses.
erful film in 10th grade, I've
Sieminski said that he
always worn my seatbelt. I have '.chose the position of director of
heard of one too many horrible the SBDC because he thought he
things that happen to people could help improve the business
when they are not protected.
structure and the economy of the
Law or not, people should area. He said he is interested in
"buckle up." It really isn't that lbecoming actively involved in
difficult to do, is it? It is a "sim- the outreach program, making it
pie procedure" that could possib- a more visible part of the Wilkes
ly save your life.
College campus and a more
visible part of the local business
News Editor's Note: Due to
·
· he wou 1d
commumty.
He said
limited distribution, this article
like to have more students put
is being re-run. It originally ran
the theon·es of the·rr b us·ness
1
in the 313 edition of The Beacon.
classes into practice through
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - , office and lab work.
Masters program
"I am very impressed and
Continued from p. 1
pleased with what I see. Wilkes
• own expected resu1ts
,
is in the center of the city, not
as their
from the program.
isolated ... a place to personally
·and socicially intermingle.
My
A lot of work has gone into wife and I are impressed with the
the program, a nd it should prove · warmth of the area," Sieminski
to be worth the time and eff011.
said.

I

Permacul ture
1.ecture to be held
Dan Hemenway, a nationally
recognized ecologists, will lecture at Wilkes College on J.\,larch
11 at 7:30 p.m. in Room 101 of
the Stark Learning Center.
The
lec-ture, "A Planet in Crisis: An
Ecological Response," is part of
the Permaculture Weekend presented by Wilkes and the Sierra
Club, and will be open to the
public.
Hemenway, who is also
editor of the "Permaculture Seed
yearbook" and the director of the
"American Permaculture Training
Institute," will also visit Wilkes
on Saturday March 12 for in- struct\ion and discussion.
A permaculture workshop
and a lecture entitled "Whitehead's Philosophy of Values and
th~ Place of Novelty and Fore-

sight in Business Civilization"
by David Saxton, a Sierra Club
member will also be part of the
weekend's events.
Permaculture is the art, discipline and science of living in
accordance with nature's rules so
as not to deplete the life forces
from which man emerges. The
philosophy
of
Permaculture
seeks .to provide awareness of
those forces.
Hemenway,
a Registered
Permaculture Designer, received
the 1983 Conservationist Award
from the Friends of Nature, and
is the founder of Elfin Permaculture, a permaculture design
and teaching service.
Saturday's workshop requires
a $15 fee and attendance at tl1e
previous day's lecture.

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PAGE FOUR

Should we give
aid to Contras?

Groundbreaking
ceremony held -

to pick the one that's AntiMarxist," said Phil Fischer.
"For.
I don't want the
Are you for or against aid
spread of communism,"
said
to the Nicaraguan rebels who are
Andy Gredesky.
fighting the Soviet-backed Sand"Against.
It's a waste of
anista regime currently in power?
time because it hasn't helped so
This past Thursday the House of
far," commented Lori Trombetta.
Representatives voted down a
"It doesn't matter whether
$30 million bill to support the
they give them aid or not.
Nicaraguan Contras by a vote of
Who's better, Reagan or Gorb216-208. I decided to test the
achev? All politicians are crooktheory that Congress represents
ed. Show me a politician who
the will of the people by asking
won't take a bribe and I'll show
a sampling of students about
you a dead politician," said Dave
their ideas on the subject
Archer.
"For. No one else is going
"For. It would be pointless
to do anything about it.
We
to have the Iran-Contra affair if
might as well," said Tom Olenik.
they didn't carry it through,"
"Against.
Every time we
says Paul Engelhardt.
seem to get involved in some
"It doesn't really matter;
type of foreign diplomatic affair
we'll all die someday anyway,"
somehow our government gets
remarked Lo1i Ann Kaspar.
made out to be the laughing
"I would be for it because it
stock by the bad guy," remarked
keeps communism from invading
Rick Gould.
Nicaragua," said Patty Price.
"Against.
Ronald Reagan
Shown above at the groundbreaking cermony are: Peter Bohlin. architect· John Homza,
"Against. We have enough
should give [the United States]
Construction
Services, Inc.; Philip L. Wingert, physical education chairman:
11 vi,t f'. Hall,
problems at home, like the homethe money before he gives it
physical
facilities
committee;Mayor
Lee
Namey;
Christopher
Breiseth,
Wilkes
College
presiden4
less,
and
[the
rebels]
don't
do
away because we need it more,"
Rosania, president of SG; Patricia Davies, past _ ,chairman of the board of trustees; Eugene R
.
anything
in
return,"
says
Corine
said Kristy Kalafut.
Chairman of the Wilkes Tomorrow .Committee; and Stella Miner Moat, member of the family
Leoni.
'Tm all for Ollie North,"
contributing grounds for· the gym.
"Against.
They spend too
laughed Tony Grizywazc.
much money. They should spend i - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ---""""I
"For.
In ·that particular
by Kim Klimek
But, even though some were photographers and all
it on domestic problems," remarkcase, you're picking the least of
dwelling on past memories, icipants in the event WM
ed Mari.a DiCredico.
two evils. So if you have to
Last
Friday,
Christopher others were hopefully thinking hats and carried silver
pick between the two you hav:.
Breiseth, Wilkes College Pres- of future building plans and the lawn adjacent to the
ident, officially announced the dreams for the future. The pur- Breiseth said that even
groundbreaking of the new $5.5 pose of the ceremony was to was a rainy day, the
million Sports and Conference "...take a moment to ack- so frozen he couldn't dig
Center to about 100 attendants. nowledge all
those individuals well,
but nevertheleu,
The drizzly cold weather added to who came to Wilkes before us, ceremony went on and
All students with strong leadership and organization the effect of desolation felt by making this institution strong were high."
Breiseth said Wilkes
abilities to join the Wilkes College Students Against many atheletes and sports fans and this day a reality. The
as Sordoni Construction Services Sports and Conference Center looking for a $1.5 mil
Muscular Dystrophy group-SAMS. For more
Inc. brought a bulldozer to be symbolizes a commitment to tributer to name the new
"nformation call Chris Patterson local MS
used in the demolition of the old Wilkes students both present and after. A total of about
coordinator at 824-4711.
gym.
future as it enhances our lion is still needed to
academic
and
extra-curricular the renovation.
Jives on campus," as John .- ■■■■■■■■■ Ill
Rosania, SG president, said in ■
his speech.
■
Take a faculty
Frank Herry, charr_man of
Campus Counseling
memhe;r to 1uncb
the board of trustees, sa1d three- ■ conduct a six
story, 75,000 square-foot Con- ■ workshop on str~
Students , Did , you
ference Center was the "firs_t of: agement beginning
eve.z.· wish for a
many movements in the Wilkes ■ week of March 21st.
chance to talk
Tomorro:,v Ca'TI~gn."
: Topics to be co,
things over lunch
Breiseth srud that the new ■ during the workshop
informally with
Conference center would be a ■ lude an assessment
one of you.:::
great improvement over the old ■ your stress level
instructors
facility and Lee Namey, Mayor: creasing your awa '
outside the . usual
of Wilkes-Barre _noted that new ■ of stress and str
classroom setting
building would . be a great asset : effectiveness techni
or office
• to . the commumty as well as to ■ for managing str~
appointment?
Wilkes.
■ relaxation exercizes.
We will pick up
Stella Miner Moat, of the:
the tab Stop by
Miner family who gave the ■ If
Church Hall or
gound on which the gym was loc- ■ stress, frustration
call 4860 for
ated was introduced by . Breiseth : ritibility or, if you
and showed great entus1asm for ■ want to know more
details.
the new project.
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ceremony was moved outside for ■ al information and
Committee
th~ actual groundbreaking. Henry ■ up.
chmbed aboard the bulldozer and :
Frank Henry, chair of the board of trustees, briefly spoke
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for
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elp fight MS
ilkes College is organ'Students Against Multclerosis (SAMS) organon Campus (S¾MS).
1C1Ves not only as a pubess organization, but
g-tenn fund raising and
support system for the
Multiple
Sclerosis
a large percentage
vi:tims are first diagnosed
they are beginning to
11811Y students felt they
become involved
in
public awareness of

dise2se.
1985, SAMS has
from 12 midwestern col., over 200 campuses,
thousands of students
country in the fight
MS. College students
1 peisonal interest in leadfight against MS because
logical disease comaffects their own age
Research done by the MS
show that MS is a
often disabling disease
'a'nt circuits" the central
systems of more than
adults every week.
What is Multiple Sclerosis
. Although many people
confused MS with Muscular
y (MD),
the
two
are very different.
Dystrophy is a disease
causes the atrophy of the
System. Though the
of Multiple Sclerosis
unknown, is a disease
'sh&lt;xt circuits" the central
system of an estimated
people in the United
The majority of these
are first diagnosed as
MS between the ages of
MS strikes more of the
than men and whites
frequently than blacks or
~

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Hall.
e presiden
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f the fa

and

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that even
tlay, the
couldn't ·

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begi
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be
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rour a
and s
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exerci

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llstrati
or, if
lOW m
stress,
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ation

When a fatty substance calin, found throughout our
system is destroyed,
inpulses to the brain are
and distorted. The
myelin forms many
) hard patch-es of scar
caising MS.
MS symptoms are usually
The disease attacks the

Central
Nervous
system
at
random, destroying any nervous
tissue in its path.
Resulting
symptoms are highly individual.
Some of the symptoms include
tingling sensations, numbness,
slurred speech, blurred or double
vision, muscle weakness, poor
coordination,
unusual
fatigue,
muscle cramps, spasms, problems with bladder, bowel and sexual function, and paralysis. MS
can attack almost any area of the
central nervous system.
The local chapter of the
Multiple Sclerosis Society is
located in the Provincial Towers
in Wilkes - Barre. According to
Christine Patterson, local MS
coordinator,
the
Wilkes-Barre
office was set last year after a
merger
between
the
North
Central Pennsylvania Chat.er (
Williamsport) and the Central
Pennsylvania Chapter.
When the new staff examined the Wilkes-Barre area,
they found that a high percentage of people in Luzerne and
Lackawanna Counties have been
diagnosed as having MS and
there were no local facilities to
accomodate them.
Local coordinators, such as Patterson,
were
brought
to
designated
regions to help people find their
way through the maze of medical, insurance, and governmental
bureaucracies. These coordinators
are avaliable to supply information
about
local
MS
programs and work directly with
MS victims and their families to
solve problems encountered as a
result of the paralyzing disease.
Patterson said that over 77% of
these individuals have been
displaced from jobs as a result of

MS.
The National Multiple Sclerosis (MS) Society, founded in
1946, is the only non-profit
health oranization in the United
States supporting programs in
national and international research to find the cause, prevention, better treatments and cure
for people with multiple sclerosis. Over 140 chapters and
branches of the MS Society have
been created to serve people with
MS and their families.

Continued on p. 10

AIDS film shown
by Kathy Harris

, "

In

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On Monday morning, the film t • :
AIDS: Changing The Rules was
shown in the Media Projection
Room of the Eugene S. Farley Lib- : - 1 1
rary. The film, which was made by I - t
a company who specializes in films .... •
for college students, was shown to
all physical education students
whose gym classes were scheduled I: •
for Monday morning. The film focused on the effect of AIDS on sexual relations and how, because of
AIDS, the rules of sexual contact , '
are changing.
The film also
'
stressed the importance of condom
use for everytime sexual intercourse
occurs.
The film was hosted by Ron I ·
Reagan, reporter for Good Morning\'
America and son of President and
Mrs. Reagan, actress Beverly
Johnson, and actor/singer Ruben
Blades. Each had a short segment
in which they spoke on topics
pertaining
to . AIDS,
its Mary Supey showed a film on AIDS and discusses related health problems.
transmission, and its prevention by segments, there were segments control; it is now a question of
showing people, including a young AIDS. Her friend said that her new
condom use.
Mr. Reagan spoke about woman and her baby, telling that boyfriend is an accountant--he isn't
casual contact, which was followed they have AIDS and how they a homosexual and he doesn't "shoot
by a montage of scenes showing dealing with their disease. One up." The woman replied that AIDS
everyday actions, such as drinking man, who was diagnosed with doesn't
discrimininate
by
from the same glass or bottle, AIDS just two months after his occupation. The third woman says
kissing
a
baby,
using
the wedding day, said that he dreamed of that she and her boyfriend don't talk
telephone, sharing the same bar of having a family because he loves about sex, which brought up an
soap, and others--all of which do children , but, now that he has important point: people must be
not transmit AIDS. He also said AIDS, he said it was completely able to talk about sex, condoms,
that people should not be afraid of out of the question. This man's and AIDS.
people with AIDS because they are story makes one see what a life
After the film, Mary Supey of
not contagious, and that people shattering--and dream shattering College Health Services spoke
with AIDS are the same as we are-- disease AIDS is.
about sexually transmitted diseases
There were two segments in (STD's) such as
with the exception that they were
condoloma
the film which were particularly (venereal warts), which is a
unlucky and got AIDS.
Miss -Johnson's segment was true-to-life. In the first of these precursor to cervical cancer, and
geared more towards Blacks, segments, we see a young couple chlamydia, which can cause pelvic
Hispanics and women.
She "making out." When the girl asks inflammatory disease (PID). Mrs.
presented the material in her her boyfriend to wear a condom, he Supey also told the students where
segment in both technical and more says that he is not prepared and that they can go for treatmeHt if they
common language.
She gave he hates condoms. He also says think they may have a STD.
startling statistics such as, although that she is trying to ruin their "first
The film was shown to
by making him v.rear a increase understanding about AIDS.
Blacks and Hispanics make up 20% time"
of the population of the United condom. She replies that .here It is a strong belief that education is
States, the make up 40% of all the won't be a "first time" if he doesn't, the key to reducing the spread and
AIDS cases, and of every ten and that he won't hate condoms panic of AIDS. "I wish we had
In the second more people who would come and
women diagnosed with AIDS and after tonight.
babies born with AIDS, nine of segment, three women are talking particpate (in these showings)," said
about their boyfriends. The one Mrs. Supey. "Just viewing the
them are Black or Hispanic.
woman asked her friend if she and film won't get us anywhere."
Mr.
Blades's
segment
her new boyfriend were going to
concentrated on the proper way to
The film will be shown again
put on a condom, and he
use condoms when they have sexual during the week of March 21 for the
intercourse. When her friend replied Tuesday and Thursday physical
demonstrated by -putting a condom
on a banana.
that she is on The Pill, the woman education classes.
In addition to the hosted
said that this isn't about birth

.

dmissions office holds Visitation -Day
Wilkes College AdDepartment
expects
900 prospective students
!datives to attend "VisitDay" this
Saturday.
·on for the event will
11 9:30 am. Kirn Alansky,
dean of admissions,
shouldn't be problems

accommodating everyone.
,.Alansky said that student
volunteers from campus organizations like Air Force ROTC and
Circle K and other interested
students will help the admissions
office guide tours, park cars and
welcome visitors.
After
the
registration,
Christopher
Breiseth,
college
president;
Bernard
Vinovrski,

dean
of admissions;
Emory
Guffrovich, transfer coordinator
and assistant dean of admissions;
and Rachael Lohman, financial
aid office, will speak at a general
meeting about the opportunities
Wilkes College has to offer.
Alansky said that at 12:15
pm the group of 900 will be
split into two subgroups which
will take turns eating lunch and

touring the campus. Afterwards,
students will be assigned to
groups according to their fields
their fields of interest.
Guffrovich said, "We're
hoping for the best.
I am
pleased with the number of
responses."
He said that the visitors will
travel to our campus from all
over Wyoming · Valley, Eastern

Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and
southern New York. Guffrovich
said, "Students will be looking
us over and deciding if Wilkes is
where they want to go to
school."
He also said that
arrangements have been made for
the bookstore to be open from
12-3:30
pm
on
Saturday
afternoon.

�March 10, 1988

PAGE SIX

Waiting for the dawn of conce
by Wernli Harvey

ing like the homeless people
will be inspiring.
A man in tattered clothes
Half of each day will be
stretches out in the rubbish on spent doing light renovations to
the side of a littered street; the shelter.
There will be
young children huddle together windows, showers and faucets to
in an alleyway, trying to keep fix, walls to paint, and many
warm; destitute men and women other tasks to get involved in.
wander the streets looking for Helping out in a soup kitchen
food and shelter. These people and meeting some of the homehave one thing in common--they less people of New York will
are homeless. They are known have a definite impact on those
by a variety of names:
bums, involved with the homeless.
The later part of the evening
vagrants, derelicts, bag ladies,
hobos. Regardless of what they . can be spent being educated
are called, they are human beings about the homeless by guest
speakers, or it can be used for ·
in need of help.
There will be
Most people are clean, well- personal time.
fed, and live in warm houses. time for sightseeing, discussThey are not usually concerned ions, prayer, scripture, keeping a
about the homeless people they journal, and yes, RJN, too!
The religious events of the
see. It is time that people beWhen
come aware of these unfortunate week will be optional.
fellow human beings and their asked about the week of renovaproblems because they have been tion, Vento replied, "I think it
overlook,ed too long.
will be an eye-opening week.
Presently there are several Everyone together at one time in
projects being planned to direct- on~ place can use the work of
ly benefit the homeless. Wilkes their hands and hearts. We can
College, in cooperation with help others while opening ourKing's College, will be involved selves to new things."
Volunteers In Service In Our
in two of the events. Renovation of a shelter for the homeless Neighborhoods (VISION) is a loin New York City will be done cal group which provides shelter
during Spring Break (3/26-4/2), and support service for the hom~and a sleep-out on Public Square less in Wilkes-Barre. "Sleep-out
is planned for April 22-23. on Public Square," the event
Tony Vento, Interfaith liaison to schedled for April 22-23, will be
Wilkes College, says, "In a cer- another experience students can
tain sense, we are all poor. share in. Meeting some of the
Everyone
lacks
something homeless people you see around
(emotionally, intellectually, or town, listening to informative
physically);
we all have less speeches about being homeless,
than we need. The events sched- and the actual experience of sleep-uled are ways to get in touch ing outside will be unique ways
with the poverty in all of us."
to learn about unfortunate people
Spending Spring Break in in Wilkes-Barre.
New York City will be a
"We don't have to go to
challenge for all involved. Liv- New York to help our fellow
ing in the shelter for a week will human beings;
things can be
be an experience which will nev- done right here in Wilkes-Barre,"
er be forgotten. Eating and sleep- says Vento. Sleeping on Public

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the charge is $3.00 for 25 words or less.
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Reservations

and staff for
for the piano
concert of Russian emigrant Vladimir
Feltsman,
Wednesday,
March 16 at the
F.M. Kirby Center can be made with Theresa
Rudolph at the Music department office.
The benefit performance is sponsored by
the JCC

specially

by

priced

students

tickets

Square will educate the public to the soup kitchen every Friday
that there is a problem with the to help prepare and serve food,
homeless here in Wilkes-Barre. and she encourages other stuIt will bring about an awareness dents to lend a hand. She stays
of the need for a permanent in the kitchen from 10 until
shelter.
The shelter presently 12:40, and eats lunch with the
provided for the homeless is people.
only temporary.
The site is
Anyone who is interested in
moved weekly from church to the renovation or the sleep-out
church trhough out the city.
can contact Ton Vento at 823Along with educating the
public, the sleep-out will also be
a fund raiser to benefit VISION. -.....--/"'
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There will be simulation games . ·. / / / ;:✓
about hunger and the homeless.
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Religious parts of the sleep-out
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will be optional.
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The St. Vincent de Paul soup
kitchen, on Union Street near
King's College in Wilkes-Barre,
serves lunch every day of the
year for people with fixed incomes, the homeless, and the
less fortunate.
Approximately
200 people arrive for lunch
every day. If students are not interested in the renovation or the
sleep-out, but are interested in
helping the homeless, the soup
kitchen is always eager for help.
Fridays at 10 am students
can meet Debbie Marquart, a
Wilkes College student, at the
rlesk in Stark lobby. She oes

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concerning the hornet
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Bill's "on-column'
by Bill Barber
I decided not to write a column this week. I figured what
the hey, you never know whether
The Beacon is going to come
out, so I might as well take advantage of a pseudo-snow day.
Actually, considering the shameful neglect over getting The
Beacon • out on the stand last
week, I guess everyone has lost
interest in reading it anyway.
So why bother with a column?
See, I can get right into the old
college spirit of Excuse Manufacturing right along with the best
of them.
Besides, if I did bother to
write a column this week, which
I didn't, I might have referred to
some of the little in-con-VEENiences that the Missing Deadline
Syndrom ("M.D.S.") has created.
Like for instance, yesterday's --oops!--I mean last week's paper
started right out with an editorial
titled "A Lesson In Responsibility." Now, if I was going to
write a column at all this week,
which I decidedly am not, I
would probably spend at least
one whole paragraph discussing
the irony of that editorial head-

line. But I won't. I won't even
mention irony, since I'm definately blowing off the column
this week.
This week? Check your calendar! Is it still March? Or did
this issue come out in time for
graduation? It's really best that I
don't write a column this week
because I would have to mention
that Dr. Ernest L. Boyer's
lecture: "A Celebration of Teaching" was very poorly celebrated
by many Wilkes students because
by the time they saw the
announcement for it on Tuesday,
it was a day too late to attend.
Oh, well. What's a little screwup when a good excuse will do
nicely?
No, I've decided not to write
anything at all this week. I just
don't feel like it. My car is having problems, that's why.
I
had a ten-page paper due. My
nails needed filing and I just
couldn't ho~d a pen with my
nails lookiag like that.
Aren't excuses wonderful?
You'll fine!, however, when you
get into the real world, excuses
hold absolutely w weight at all.
It will boggle your brain oUL

there
body
are.
Why college
so much time m
cuses has alway
Next we'll be
duction to Whining n
with CS i 15. Some of 11
Wilkes seem to be
PhDs in such spec' ·
as: Leveh: of L@lleness •
Making, Applied Exe
the ever popular Art rl
goaling.
Fortunatdy, I j
have time to write m
this week. I would, bul
busy. I would, but my
boks are pinching. I
I'm really just too
for all ~ us here at the
staff an:! cont:ibutoo
I would, exc~pt rd
apologize to the ~tu
used to be ready and ea
this paper on Thu
noon, but who are n
switching their ma1or
vanced Excuse
the motto always
"The Buck Stops 0v
Somewhere."

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!Get HAPPY
i Brother ·bull!

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Scorpio- Be more serious. The world is not a big joke.
But don't go too far. Leave yourself with snoomyable
§(serious sillyness) time.

i~ibra_- A nice surprise is on the way, so 'snatch it before it
s on its way out.

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§Taurus- Happy Week!!! Yes, you deserved it and your
iwait is now over. "Enjoy, enjoy!"
2Gemini- You may not know it, but you are not perfect.
§Come back to reality this week; it's still here and it wants
§to have a word with you.
tcapricorn- This may be your lucky week because it
2seems you have a large favor that will be returned by
§Someone you do not even know.
Cancer- A little fun now and then will not hurt you, but a
lot of fun will be the seed of your defeat. Temper your fun
with stability and work; you may need to do both this
week.

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are the members of The Bullets--!. tor. David Indivero, Michael Davis, and Andy. ,hemeta.
will do their thing Saturday night, in the SUB.
by Lee Morrell
many other songs that the band west Chester.
Pisces- Be less trusting this week; there might just be an
does not perform because they
If that is not enough, they Aries out to get you.
y call it the rockabilly are considered straight country, also have an 11-song album
of music, or just plain old something they don't do in called "Long After Midnight." Aries- Take advantage of a Pisces this week· they seem
illy." It's a kind of mu- concert. The other band mem- The album features "Afraid of the§
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mat is best identified with bers,
tool, sharp and rowdy style joined the band in early 1986 rock song in the "State of the§
late
1986,
respectively. Art" contest held by WWTR-FM,§Aquarius- Lightning may just strike again this week. If
Stray Cats." Hopefully, and
Saturday the 12th, you will Shemeta plays the bass and Ocean City, MD.
§YOU think you can't sink any further, just wait and see.
identify rockabilly with lndivero is the drummer.
This show also happens to
A quick scan of the Bullets' be the second installment of the L
Bullets."
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ihe Bullets" are a well song list will tell you just how brand new Saturday Night Subset
rock, rockabilly, and diverse this band is. They per- This series is intended to put the§ start, but at least 1t will end on a good note. Expect the
rock band from Newark, form songs by such greats as SUB to it's optimum use, every§ worst this week, but also expect improvement.
e. The three guys who Elvis Presley (Jailhouse Rock Satur~y night. . ~is particul8!' §
·
the Bullets work are band and Heartbreak Hotel, among event is a special . club dance. §Virgo- Looks like the rain might end. Be prepared for
rs, Michael Davis, Andy others), Chuck Berry (Carol and, The atmosphere will be trans.
.
the classic, Johnny B. Goode), formed from a plain old dining Isome sunshine. Have a good one, Virgo.
, and David lndivero.
Davis, on guitar and vocals, The Beatles and Creedence area into a rock and roll dance
.
founder and leader of the Clearwater Revival; and less-then- club, from the band straight Sagittarius- Don't jump, from one extreme to another.
the
Blasters,
George
He started the band in greats
do~n to the hot food and drinks '- Overworking is one thing, but hedonism is another. Walk
and
Stevie
Ray
with two other guys, but Thorogood
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songwriter for the trio. He play. "Local" meaning the "tri- dancmg, or 1f you Just want to §
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Some SUB Saturday (obviously) at §
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March 10, 1988

Don &amp; Ed--Out on a limb

Don &amp; Ed's Inferno
It was a deep sleep. Well,
not deep enough I guess because
I was awakened by the sound of a
sharp knock on my door.
"Come in," I yelled from my
bed, thinking it would be Ed waking me from a sound sleep as he
always does. But there was silence. The door had not opened.
I turned over to yell once more.
Then I stopped. There was someone there. It was an ominous
figure cloaked in black standing
beside my bed. "Who are you?" I
asked. "Ask me not who I am,"
said the figure, "but follow me
and I shall show you the destiny .
of man." I agreed on the condition that we would return in
time to see WWF Wrestling
Spotlight
He then led me out the door
into another place.
This place
was unlike any other place I had
ever visited. It looked sort of
like a cylinder-shaped Howard
Johnson's, like the factory that
Mike Brady designed for Bebe
Galini that was shaped like a
lipstick. Anyway, he led me into
this building, then into an elevator. But the funny thing about it
was that the elevator started on
the top of this building and took
us downward. "Why are we starting at the top?" I asked the figure as we began our descent. But
before he could answer, the elevator came to a halt "This,"

said the
stop."

figure,

"is

our first

The First Floor-- The
door opened.
There before us
was a small town, as if it were
scaled down from a real towm.
In the distance I could see
approching what appeared to be
a parade. As it drew closer, I
could see that it's participants
weren't real. "What are they?" I
asked. "They are evil muppets,"
replied the figure. "They are to
parade through the streets of
town until they tire." "But
muppets aren't evil, and since
they aren't real, they can't tire,"
I reasoned. "Exactly," said the
figure, "Lets continue."
The Second Floor-- The
elevator doors slid open. There
before us stood a man. He slowly turned around. "Hey," I cried,
"It's Charlton Heston!" "Oops,"
said the figure, "Sorry, wrong
Inferno!" We continued downward:

The Third Floor--

The
doors of the elevator opened for
a third time. Before us was a
huge banquet hall. In its center
was a long table covered with
the remains of a huge feast.
. "What is so bad about this?" I
asked. "Go into that door," said
the figure. He pointed me to a
door through which I went.
"Hey," I said. "This is a men's
restroom." "Thats correct," said

the figure. In the men's room
there were four stalls.
Then,
suddenly, the door of each stall
swung open revealing the inhabitant of each. In the first stall
was King Kong Bundy, and in
the second, Hoss Cartwright In
the third was the man/woman,
Divine. "Who is in the fourth?"
I asked. "See for yourself," said
the figure. I peeked in to see
who was inside. Then, I pulled
back in · horror.
"Oh no," I
screamed, "It's Brian Dorsey, and
no can of
Lysol in sight!!!
Please, please get me out of
here!" "Come," said the figure.

The

Fourth

Floor-

"This," said the figure, "is the
fourth floor." "Strange," said I,
" This looks like the set of..."
Just then the lights flashed on.
The music blared.
The crowd
around us began to chant, "mort,
mort, mort." Then, he appeared,
Morton Downey Jr.! "Lets bring
out my first guest Ladies and
gentlemen, please welcome Mr.
Friedrich Nietzsche!" "Ack. Downey and Nietzsche in the same
room! Get me out of here!!" I
ran back into the elevator in a
frenzy.
The Fifth Floor-Before
the doors even opened, I could
smell a familiar smell.
Then,
the doors slid open to expose a
strange land.
The ground was
gooey, hot, bubbling cheese

(With our sincerest
apologies to Dante)
surrounded by spicey tomato
sauce. "Hey," I exclaimed. "We
are walking on a pizza pie!"
Just then, I tripped over a head.
"Sorry," I said . ."Who are you,
and why are you here in this land
of pie?" "I," said the head, "am
the pie master, and I have been
banished here forever without
having committed a crime."
"Don't sympathize with him,"
said the figure. "But he says he
hasn't committed any crime!" I
argued. "So he says," replied the
figure. "Let us proceed."
The Sixth Floor-"This
shall be our last stop," said the
figure. "But didn't Dante's Inferno have nine levels?" I inquired.
"Well, we're on a budget," he
confessed.
Then, the elevator
stopped. I breathed deeply and
braced myself for whatever was
to appear before me. The doors
opened. "Wait," I said in puzzlement, "I think I have been here
before."
"Come, follow me,"
said the figure. He led me up a
warped, linoleum-covered staircase and through a glass door. I
followed as he led me into a
narrow hallway that wound past
various offices and bathrooms,
until we came to an open door.
"This," he said, "is our last
stop."
I turned the comer.
Then, I remembered! My heart
skipped a beat Here I was, at
the root of my darkest fears.

The breeding place of my
nightmares! Hell on eri.
The FINANCIAL AID0
turned to run, but my
obstructed by the figure.
I screamed, shoving him
floor, causing his cowl I
from his head. It was
his
identity was
"You!" I cried. "Yes,'
figure, "It is I... Ed
have something I'd like
see." He handed me a
appeared to be very old.
bottom was a signature.. .Mi'
Suddenly, I heard tm1
sharp knock again. I
eyes to find myself bd
bed once again. "OJX21
me!" said a voice. I j
and opened the door.
sighed in relief, "I just
scariest dream!" "Calm
said Ed, "you know Iha!
aren't real." "I know,' I
"but..well, I guess you'n:
"Sure I am," he said,
back in reality now! C
watch professional
"Okay," I said, realiziag
fortunate we are to be
recognize what is real.

Feature Editor's Noll:
to limited distribution, tlil
ic/e is being re-run. It
inally ran in the 3/3 e ·
The Beacon.

Showcase Theater to perform
by Bill Zdancewicz
Showcase Theater will present the Emmy-Award-winning
play, "Twelve Angry Men," by
Reginald Rose, on March- 10,
11, 12, and 13 at the Dorothy
Dickson Darte Center for the Performing Arts. ,Curtain time for each evening is 8:00pm. Play director,
Jane Tomasetti, of Trucksville,
commented that the plot centers
around twelve jurymen who are
charged with deciding the fate of
a young man who is accused of
murder. "Tempers become short,"
she said, "and the arguments
grow heated. Characters, bigotries and personal feelings are
revealed as the various testimonies are re-examined . . . and
the murder is re-enacted," she
added.
Shown in the accompanying
photograph, in a scene from the
production, Joseph Salsburg, Associate Professor of Mathematics
and Computer Sciece at Wilkes
College, is shown, at far right,
emphatically making his point
to two of his · fellow jurors. · At
left is Chris Tomasetti, and

seated is Corey Klemow, both of
Wilkes-Barre.
Others in the cast include:
Bill Owens, Kingston; Joseph
Ristagno, Exeter; Jim Parks,
Swoyersville;
Mark
Kahn,
Dallas; Dr. Anthony J. Turchetti,
Wyoming; Joseph Gilbert, Ben
Tielle, both of Pittston; Ed Kay,
Nanticoke;
and
William A.
Zdancewicz, Edwardsville.
Tickets to all performances
are available from members of
Showcase Theater.
Also, they
will be made available at the
door each evening.
Advance
reservations are being encouraged due to limited seating in
arena-style productions.
Both
performers and audience will be
seated on stage at the Darte
Center in that "Twelve Angry
Men" is being done in "foursided arena" style. Special platforms have been constucted by
Showcase Theater uoon which
special seats, with arms, ha
been purchased to provide the
audience with comfortable seating.
To reserve tickets at $6.00
per person, call Mrs. •Charles F.
Hensley at 823-5266.

Pictured above, r. to 1., _is Dr. Joseph Salsburg, Corey Klemow, and Chris Tomasetti, performing
a scene from the upcoming Showcase Theater presentation of 'Twelve Angry Men."

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litzer Prizes
d changing flies
lounge of the CPA. The reading
is free and the public is welcome.
During his stay, Taylor will
be visiting English 203, The
Creative Writing class taught by
Dr. Herbert S. Guggenheim. In [
the class, Taylor will be reviewing poems selected by · the individual students.
In addition, Taylor will hold
portfolio conferences with several invited writers on campus.
He will evaluate and critique their
work, as weil as providing support and direction to such
talented writers.
Finally, a question and answer session entitled "Directions
in Contemporary Poetry" will be
held on Thursday the 17th at
noon.
Dr. Herbert S. Guggenheim,
a former student of Taylor, must
be lauded for his full-circled
attempt to lasso culture at large
and bring it to Wilkes.

Wash and dry,
sort and fold:
you and I
are growing old.

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PAGE NINE

by Pulitzer
wuuung poet,
Henry
Taylor will be making a
stop at Wilkes College
15, 16,and 17. Taylor
appearing as a major
y of the Language
Dapartment
highlight of his stay
areading given on Wedaigh~ March 16, at 8
Gies Hall in the CPA.
be reading, among other
telections from his book
· Change. which won
Pulitzer Prize for poetwing the reading, a
will be held in the

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If Harrison Ford · were a
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have a winning streak of 11
victories. He has just that many
quality films in a row. · He is at
the top of the standings among
current actors, right along with
Michael Douglas. It was often
debated whether or not Ford
could kick his Han Solo image.
He has done so with blazing
power.
Films such as Witness,
Mosquito Coast, and now Frantic,
have put him in demand more
than ever.
In Frantic, Ford plays the
part of an American doctor who
travels to France in order to
attend a medical seminar.
He
never makes it to the conference.
Instead he goes on a frantic
search for his wife, played by
Betty Buckley of the 1970's hit
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with another woman's luggage at
the airport. That woman, played
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are looking for in her suitcase,
and they want it in exchange for
Ford's wife. However, numerous
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Roman
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this film.
It's bloody at times
much to the likes of his past
sanguine film, Macbeth .
His
camera shots are masterful. This
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locations he used in France.
Watch for the shot of Ford
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particular.
It takes place near
the end of the film. The scenery
and the atmosphere make this
shot an incredible view. Frantic
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although it does tend to drag
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March 10, 198S

A letter to the Editor
about available
entertainment
Dear Editor,
In the issue dated March 3,
there was an article written by
Kim Klimek entitled "Student '
Life Committee Seeks Input." I
read the article with anticipation
since I have a strong interest in
student activites.
I
strongly
agree that the groups on campus
must unite instead of compete
with each other for programs.
That is why I feel that Col.
Billings was totally correct in
his charge to bring the students
together through the Programming Board · and the Concert and
Lecture Series. Too many people
trying to put on too many
programs will be very disappointing to all involved. Disappointment is not a goal for any
programmer.
However, I must disagree
with the main tactic used in Col.
Billing's charge. Formulating a
list of potential speakers is OK,
but there are better ways to go
about it
The speakers suggested in
the article are very inviting, but
most are way over our price

range. The unfortunate part is
th::.t most suggestions, once seen
in writing, are expected to be
signed, contracted, and here next
month. It can't happen that way.
For suggestions like those in the
article to even be considered is
injurious to any programming
organization.
Why?
Because
those incredibly high expectations are hard to live up to.
Once David Letterman or Lee
Iacocca
are
suggested,
the
probability of accepting anything less is like swallowing
sour milk. "Hey, I thought you
were supposed to get Letterman
here!! What's going on, we asked
for
him,
now
you
better
deliver!!"
The Programming Board can
just as easily ask for a list of
concerts that students want to·
see. We'd get · back a ton of
Springsteen's, Sting's and U2's
on our list We would love to
have them here, but we can't. It
is not realistic.
We must make use of the
present budget to offer several
low to mid- ranged speakers over

the course of an academic year.
One speaker of the ~aliber suggested in the article will put the
entire budget in the hole by
anywhere from $100 to $10,000.
The Programming Board has
an unlimited file of speakers that
are readily available to come to
Wilkes. I invite any and all

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ond memories of "Old
aithful" -- the Wilkes gym
the gym was an exhibition
match by the 1950 Olympic
Wrestling team.
"There was a
finally
happening.
local boy on the team, so there
College is getting a statewas a big following," Ralston
gymnasiurn.
Demoreflected. "We had a parade, then
the old gym began this
the team wrestled. We packed
11d constructiOn of the
the gym and were able to raise
tre will get underway
$5000
to help send the team to
It's nice to see that the
the
Olympics
in
Helsinki,
wants to improve the
Finland. It was one of the most
of its athletic promemorable moments for me; the
The new gym will make a
crowd, the parade and the U.S.
impression
on
new
Olympic team. It was very exwho may be thinking
citing."
attending Wilkes and
Other athletic events stand
g in the athletic
out in Dean Ralston's memories.
Up-to-date facilities
"The year we defeated King's
give visiting teams a
College. Through the years they
oage of our program and
had · always defeated us and they
were heavily · favored to win
old gym may have been
again. Another time was when
aoo outdated by todays'
we played Temple. They were
, but at one time it was
ranked high back in the 50s,
the area's top facilities.
too. They played Syracuse the
holds many
fond ·
night before and wanted to play
for both athletes and
us on their way back through.
have followed Wilkes'
We agreed to play them, and of
program. Games have
course we were beaten badly.
IOI! and lost; new, young
They were a much better team
ha.I been discovered; and
then we were; they weren't even
oours of hard work and
in our division. (Temple's) Bill
·on have gone into fullMlkvy, an all-American, was
dreams behind its aged
battling Sherman White for the
have
National Scoring title, and in
this game he scored 50 points.
rrom behind the brick
In the second half he never went
of the South Franklin
into the back court, they just
structure. Seme dreams
kept feeding him the ball and he
brtn fullfilled and others
would score," Ralston stated.
inside
on
the
"All the Wilkes Open wrestling
·um floors. If the walls
tournaments were great affairs.
lalk it would certainly be
Back in the late 60s National
iell some wonderful and
Champions Frank Buticci of
Slllries of past heroics.
Cornell and Bill Rooney from
gym walls may not be
Syracuse competed. Those were
ll talk, but Coach John
the golden years for the Open
can tell anyone interested
Tournament."
·ng . some v~ry efxciting Basketball Coach Ron Rainey reflects on past glories in the Wilkes gym.
ltreSUng stones o p a s t - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - = - - Not all of Dean Ralston's
held in the Wilkes ' down.
Most felt sad because recalls. "Before that we didn't favorite memories of the gym
Gymnasium. "Its hard they all had a lot of memories have anything. I was coaching have to do with athletic events.
''That building has served this
out just one event as the here. The guys will all be sad to some of the teams at the time,
memorable because there see it go down but they and we had to meet at any high college better then any other,"
a,many. If I had to decide, understand that we have to have school that was available. We stated Ralston.
"The gym was
it would be the 1974 more facilities."
acquired the vacant lot, and Dr. the student center for the
Ill
Championship,"
The nice thing about the old Farley, who was the president at college; not just for athletics.
Reese stated. "We won gym was the atmosphere it had the time, asked me to come up Some of _ the most beautiful
·onat Championship by during competitions. "It was a with a building that we really dances took place there.
All
ts. It was the most personal facility. We've wrestled needed and would benefit the commencements from 1950 until
11yone has ever won by. in larger field houses and they college. It had to be a practical the early 70s were held in the
also able to do it here seemed to have colder atmo- building that everyone could gym. Freshmen orientation and
Very few schools get spheres. The fans weren't really use."
The , old gym cost registration were also held in the
championships at their a part of [the competition)," $250,000; the new one will cost gymnasium. It was the center of
Reese said. The new gymnasium Wilkes over 5.5 million dollars.
student life ranging from acaathletic teams will
still
have
roll-back
The first ev n
hel

Colonel wrestlers who
ploce but
did
an
· g job were Brian
Frank Castano,
and
Neal. All three had to
top-notch competitors in
round. In the case of
IX! Neal, both wrestled up

have
participated
in
competitions in the Wilkes gym.
Top teams in wrestling, such as
Oklahoma and Oregon, have
come to Wilkes to compete.
"All the Wilkes Opens are
special events, people come
from all over to participate,"
commented Reese. "At the reunion (Reese's 35th on February
27) a lot of the old wrestlers
were here, they all said it would
be hard to see [the gym] go

bleachers similar to the ones in
the old gym.
"The actual
competition space won't be bigger, so I hope to have the same
kind of competition atmosphere.
It won't be big and impersonal."
The ~Id gym held many
memories for Dean of Student
Affairs
Emeritus
George
Ralston.
The old gym has a
special
meaning
to
Dean
Ralston.
"I drew the original
plans for the gymnasium," He

a weight class. Coach Reese felt
all three did a great job and
gained valuable experience for
next season.
In two weeks, Mejias and
Rome will both write the final
chapters of their outstanding
careers at Wilkes when they

travel to Iowa State for Natt
als.
In next week's Be
we'll
interview Dennis
Craig about their outs
careers at Wilkes and their fl
ings concerning the Nati
competition.

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demics to athletics. It was where
we first met the students and
where we last saw them."
Even though the destruction
of the old gym may sadden some
people, ihe new gym's benefits
will far outweigh the loss. "The
new facility will have the
biggest impact on the students
of Wilkes College," stated Coach
Reese. "All of the students will
benefit.
Everyone will have
their own practice areas and there
will be more room for recreation
and intramurals. A new weight
and wellness room will be great
for the students at Wilkes. The
new gym will also help in
recruiting. The facility will be
bigger and more impressive. It
is also the first time Wilkes will
have a wrestling room."
The new gymnasium will
have a noticeable impact for
recruiting purposes.
Reese explained that a lot of the high
school students who are interested in wrestling are coming
from high schools with much
larger gym facilities
then
Wilkes presently has.
"I don't think everyone realizes just how good [the gym]
will be when it is completed,"
stated Reese.
"For
38
years
the
gymnasium served the college."
Dean Ralston stated.
"It will
remain in the memories of countless- students and faculty.
The
facility has greatly augmented
and facilitated the educational
program here at Wilkes." But,
he says, "we've got to progress.
n · doesn't meet the needs
adequately of our educational
efforts today.
Students, current
and
future,
need
another facility that will better
meet the needs of the times.
New things are being added that
we didn't have."
Dean Ralston summed up the
gym this way:
"If we get as ·
much service from the new gym- \ \
nasium as we did from the old,
the new building will be
sustaining a tradition."
According to these two
people, it is clear that the structure that once stood proud and
tall on South Franklin Street was
a very special part of Wilkes
College and its tradition.

�March 10, 1988

Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA
18766

No. 19

Rome and Mejias headed for Nationals

Colonels finish fourth at Easter
by Bill Kem

wrestler he felt should have
placed
was
Marc
Palanchi.
Coach John Reese was Palanchi wrestled well, and it
concerned about how his team was the best effort of his career
would fare in last weekend's at Wilkes.
But with twelve
EIWA tournament, since he felt seconds remaining and Palanchi
his team was a stronger dual- holding
a
4-0
lead
over
meet team
then tournament Princeton's
Paul
Dzenitis,
team.
The Colonels finished tragedy struck.
Dzenitis took
fourth in the very competitive Palanchi down and eventually
event
went on to win the match.
Wilkes had one champion,
The
highlight
of
the
Craig Rome, in the 167 pound tournament was Rome's match.
class, and Dennis Mejias finish- He successfully defended his title
ed runner-up in the 118 pound with a 5-4 victory over Cornell's
division.
Four other Colonels Andy Rice. "Craig wrestled well;
were place-winners.
he did a solid job," stated Reese.
Coach Reese was very pleas- "Winning a championship is ,a
ed with his team's performance. great accomplishment, but re"The kids rose to the occassion; peating is an even greater
it was great to have six place- accomplishment."
winners, but we should have had
"I'm very pleased to get the
seven," commented Reese. The pressure off; it was much harder

Colonel of
the Week

defending my title," commented
Rome. Rome didn't have many
problems in reaching the finals.
In the first round he recorded a
technical fall over
Princeton's
Jong
Gluckow.
In
the
quarterfinal match he defeated
Navy's Ron Neff, 9-2.
In the
semifinal match Rome defeated
Rutger's Tim Anderson 4-1. "I
wasn't too worried about my
competition, but the semifinal
match was important because it
assured me a trip back to
nationals," commented Rome.
Rome has been named
number one at Eastems for three
out of the past four years, and
he has silently compiled one of
the best records in Wilkes' history.
Rome is very excited
about
his
second
trip
to
Nationals.
"I feel more confident this year, more experienced and confident," Rome
said, 'Tm going for it all!"
If an award for determination
were given out, it would have to
go to Mejias.
Although he
placed second to the first-ranked
118
pound
wrestler,
East
Stroudsburg's Jack Cuvo, Mejias
showed everyone that he would
be a force to be reckoned with at
Nationals this year.
"Dennis had a great tournament; he recorded technical falls
over his first two opponents,"
stated Reese.
Mejias's road to
the finals started with consecutive technical falls over
Harvard's Todd Cameron and
Columbia's Chuck Boyle. There

was a little irony in the semifinal match. Saturday's newspaper had an article · about
Syracuse's Jirn Fussell, and in
the article Fussell was quoted as
saying, ''I'll have Mejias for
breakfast and Cuvo for dinner."
In the semifinal match Mejias
jumped to a 7-0 lead, but let his
emotions get in the way and got
caught in a move. "I got
anxious; I tried to take his head
off and it made the match close,"
Mejias continued, "I got rude."
Mejias went on to post a 10-7
victory over Fussell.
Then came the rematch with
Cuvo. Mejias probably wrestled
his best match of the year, but
poor officiating cost him the
match.
"Dennis
outwrestled
Cuvo, but the referee took the
match away from him" stated
Reese. Mejias started the match
by taking down Cuvo, he then
tilted Cuvo but the referee never
gave Mejias any points for the
move.
"Dennis took down
Cuvo, and that shocked me, then
he turned Cuvo and no points
were given," Reese related, "The
referee did a terrible job because
in his eyes that can't be done to
Cuvo." Cuvo then scored four
points on a questionable call to
end the first period, taking a 4-2
lead.
During the rest of the
match Mejias was called for three
potentially dangerous moves and
Cuvo went on to win 6-3. Even
though he lost to Cuvo, Mejias
was happy with his performance.
"I wrestled better than I thought,

I kept my head together
some things I usually
take people down," c
♦ Mejias.
But Mejias f~
referee would have called
the outcome would
different "I know I
won; he didn't win the
lost it," stated Mejias.
Mejias will go IO
for the third time and
better last year's eig!G
finish. "I feel I can
have to keep my head
and hopefully meet up
again!"
Wilkes had four
men who showed
fonnances in the
Ron Miller, Frank
and Steve Schannauer d
fourth in their respecti\'C
classes, and Mike
participating in his fll!l
tournament, finished sixth.
Coach Reese stated
very hard to wrestle an
twice, and the truth
became evident in
matches. At 134, Milkr
East Stroudsburg's A
5-3, but Nieves won
in the consolation
Goldowski defeated F
Johnson, 6-4, but Jo
back to defeat Go!
Schannauer lost IO
champion John Devine,
then lost
the
finals 3-2
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MAC rankings
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Five Wilkes College basketball players -- three from the
men's team and two from the women's team -- finished the 198788 season as members of the
Middle Atlantic Conference statistical leaders.
Sophomore
Jim
Nolan
averag-ed 21.3 points a game and
was the second best scorer in the
MAC Northern Division. Nolan
finished this season with 524
points,
becommg
the
third

Colonel ever to exceed 500 in a
single season.
Dave Argentati, a sophomore from Phillipsburg, N.J.,
placed fourth in the three point
category with a total of 32.
Senior Jeff Steeber placed
10th
in
the
rankings
in
rebounding, averaging
7.3 rebounds a game. Steeber became
the 13th player in Wilkes history to hit the 1000 mark.
Two Lady Colonels, both

freshman, were cited
top players in the
Miller is ranked £
three-point goals and
percentage. Miller
point shots and
percent of her foul
Kovaleski finished I
rankings with a .496
percentage in field goal\
Congratulations .,
on their fine perfi
the 1987-88 season.

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                    <text>March 10, 1988
Vol. XL

No.19
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k:ept my head together
me things I usually
:e people down,"
:jias.
But Mejias fi
eree would have cal
outcome would
ferent "I know I
n; he didn't win the
: it," stated Mejias.
Mejias will go to
the third time and
er last year's ei
sh.
"I feel I can
e to keep my head
hopefully meet up
n!"
Wilkes had four
who showed
1ances in the
Miller, Frank
Steve Schannauer
h in their respecti
es,
and
Mike
~ipating in his
iament, finished sixth.
Coach Reese stated
.hard to wrestle an
:, and the truth
ne
evident
in
1es. At 134, Mil
Stroudsburg's
but Nieves won
he consolation
,wski defeated F
on, 6-4, but Jo
to defeat Gold
nauer lost
,ion John
lost in
3-2 to

Wilkes College Wilkes-Barr~ PA

March 17, 1988

sitation Day proves to be successful
Saturday, March 12,
Day provided prosstudents a chance to get
of Wilkes College. The
began at 9:30am and
until about 3:30 in the
of the students came
nsylvania, New Jersey,
York. About 650-700
were present at the
There were refreshand informal meetings,
IKl/or tours, and departmeetings.
President
and Bernard Vinovrski,
llmissions, spoke at the
that was held in the
Dickson Darte Center.
Guffrovich, dean of adDr. Robert Heaman,
. James Rodechko spoke
students at the meeting
Geis Hall. Most of the
who were present had
~lied to the College.
students present were

informed about the various opportunities available at Wilkes.
They were told about the summer
porgram available to marginal •
students and the intensive orientation program for incoming
freshman. The students were also told that the new gym will be
completed in January of 1989.
Requirements for accep!ance
into the college were stated.
This gave the incoming students
who have not yet applied a
chance to get started on it.
Kim Alansky was in charge
of Saturday's activities. She felt
very positive about the day. "It
was perfect, a beautiful day. We •
couldn't have worked it any
better."
All of the help given
by the people involved stu
dents, faculty, and administration •
was greatly appreciated by thl
admissions office.
More students showed up at this year's ·
Visitation Day than have eve
been present before. The admis
The weather WM warm as a group
sions office viewed it as a
relatives visited the Wilkes College Campus.
positive sign.

of

aLout

450

freshmen

accompanied

''The Frog Prince''
by Michele Broton

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1an, were
ayers in th
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rding to John Chwalek of the admissions office, the crowd was the largest
history of the college.
A Judith Clark from Ocean City New Jersey said she
l'iginally from this area and attended G.A.R. high school.
Her son, Jim, is
editor of the Ocean City High School newspaper and ranks 6th in a class of
Jim said that Chwalek's persistant phone calls impressed him.
He said this
him that Wilkes was really interested in him.
John Caruso and his
Jean from Tunkhannock were im ressed b small size of the campus.

The Wilkes College theater
department will present a children's play, "The Frog Prince,"
for local elementary schools on
March 17th and 18th. The show,
which is student directed and performed, will run at 10 am on
both days, and about 800 grade
school children are expected to
attend.
Michelle Palmieri, the dirctor of the show, chose the play
as an independant study project.
Palmieri, a senior theater major,
is also in charge of the show's
numerous props and costumes.
The cast consists
of Bob
Wachowski as the Frog Prince,
Maureen O'Hara as Princess
Tavia, Ed Buonocore as Olaf the
guard, Andrea J. Kochera as
Nannycoo and Rob Johansen as
the Snake.
Johansen is also
stage manager of the production.
Dr. Michael O'Neill; theater
director, is producing the show,
and Karl Ruling is Technical
Director.
Scott Werbin is in

charge of lighting.
The production will be presented for the children free of
cost. Palmieri believes that "The
Frog Prince" will help children
learn about theater and help
those who are working on the
show to better understand the
concept of children's theater.
According to Palmieri, the free
production is "a good move to
get children interested in theater
at a young age."

In~ide this issue:

Wilkes to an outsider p.2
Gym budget cut p.3
Circle K Convention p.3
NCAAfever p.9

Ready for baseball p.11
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�March 17, 1988

PAGE TWO

Editorial

A pawn in their 1:ame

What can
you offer

Better than no
gym at all?

Wilkes?
Visitation Day took place this past weekend. The event gave
prospective Wilkes College students the chance to look at the
school, to see what Wilkes has to offer them. Watching the
students mill around the campus on Saturday gave me a chance to
reflect on just what those students visiting Wilkes mean to the
school. It may be hard to realize, but each student who comes on
this campus, who entertains the thought of coming to Wilkes-every student who does, in fact, decide to come here--has a chance
to help shape the direction in which Wilkes College is heading.
Many changes are in store for Wilkes over the next few years.
These are changes that many of us, as students, will never see--for
example, university status. These changes, although they will not
play a direct part in our education, will play a direct role in the
education of future Wilkes graduates.
Why should this be
important to us?
Although ceFtainly our primary reason for
attending college is to learn (right?), learning in the classroom
should not be our only goal.
When we consider our college education, just what do we
believe Wilkes has done for us? Even more importantly, what
have we done for Wilkes? Many times we answer these questions
t~ quickly: -~ilkes gives us an education. We, in return, give
Wilkes our tu1t1on money. And on a very basic level, that is the
case. Perhaps this attitude is all too common, but it is not a
healthy attitude. One of the most important goals of our education
is ~o learn t~ interact with our environment and our society on a
vanety of different levels. One of these levels incorporates the
aforementioned point. Have we, as students, learned not only how
to study and how to pass tests but also how to put this learning to
use? Have we used our sharpened intelligence to add anything to
the atmosphere--academic, social, cultural--at Wilkes? Or have we
been the equivalent of collegiate slugs?
This improvement of the atmosphere at Wilkes does not even
necessarily have to come from any. great affection for the school.
In fact, many times the mosvconstructive additions and changes
m~de at the school come from a definite need, from a displeasure
with the status quo. With all the changes administrators and
boards are making, isn't it time that students thought about what
they can add to Wilkes to make- it a better place for future
students?
Granted, student change is hard to motivate. After all
listening to students isn't exactly top priority for those i~
command. We, after all, cannot donate vast amounts of money to
the school to implement change. That fact, however, should not,
and does not m~e our voice any less important in the shaping of
the future of this _College. If you are displeased with university
~tatus, let someone know. If you think things need to be changed
m the dorms, speak out. And if you don't want to speak out there
is one thing that you can do to help shape the future of Wilkes
College.
Bust your butt and study--improve the academic
atmosphere. Everything else is just so much window dressing.
Yes, after graduation we leave Wilkes behind and enter the
real world, but do we ever truly leave behind the impressions (even
scars) that our ct&gt;llege education leaves us with?
Watching the students walk across campus I wondered what ·
these.
students were thinking ' about the school. Were they
focusmg on the lovely and beautiful surface of Wilkes College?
No doubt Wilkes looks like one hell of a school. We are blessed
with beautiful architecture, a gym-in-progress, a bell tower,
improving development, the prospect of university status.
That
alone would be enough to sway some borderline students. But
more importantly, are students coming here and thinking about
substance? Are they asking the all-important questions:
What
can Wilkes, as a school, offer me? What can I offer it?
Have we asked ourselves these questions?

by M. E. Evers

equipment would certainly be
welc0me for gym dances or
lunchc:ons. (I can only assume
that's why a kitchen was planned
at all.) Take it from someone
who's helped at a few gym
parties: the kitchen in the old
gym was scummy, to say the
least.
And the divider curtain,
white it seems at first to serv~ a
somewhat
Victorian
purpose
(why separate sexes in a co-ed
gym?), would have had a more
utilitarian purpose: two coaches
shouting instructions at two
separate teams which are playing
with two sets of basketballs
probably gets more than a little
confusing. At least if the curtain
were there, both teams could

practice
have to schedule practice
each other.
But the other ~
are being axed from the
are the ones that really
me.
They're cutting
mats, new weights for the
room, 15,000 bleacher
handball courts.
Think about this
moment. First of all, one
purposes (l always th
building the bigger gym
have improved seating
sporting events. Makes a
sense t-J cut seating, doesn\
Also, Wilke~ wa~
t,he id~a that this gym

All right, all right, so I
I promised you last week
that I wasn't going to harp on
the gym for the rest of the
semester. The gym won't be the
belltower of the spring semester,
I said.
Oh well.
Even Beacon
columnists
make
mistakes
(occasionally).
I did intend
never to menti.on bad things
about the gym again. I really
did. But that was before I read
last week's Beacon
editorial
about features being cut in the
new gym.
(Yes, someone
actually does
read Beacon
editorials.)
Continued
Since
then,
I've
,.,.,.,.,. ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
(through the grapevine, if you
will) exactly which features are
being cut from the gym plans.
VOL. XL No. 19 March 17, 1988
And I am, to be quite blunt,
pissed off.
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
Advisor-Tom Bigler
I'd heard the sauna was
News Editors -Kim Klimek
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
going to be cut. No problem.
-Amy Braun
-Wendi Harve,
That's a luxury item anyway, as
Sports
Editors-Lisa
Miller
Photography
Editors-Beth
far as I'm concerned. Sure, it
-Bill Kern
-Donna Yedlock
would've been nice, but I don't
Copy Editor-Eddie Lupico
Business Manager-Joel Fo
think the athletic program will
Ad Managers- Kathy L. Harris
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph I
suffer too much without it, as
Staff Writer- Bullstradarnos 'The all knowing Bovine"
long as there are hot showers.
,
But then I found out what
other features are being cut. And • Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, Bill Barber, Kathy H
that's when more than
Mac Arthur, Nancy Hautz, Gladys deLeon, Karen Murphy,
annoyance began to set in.
Broton, Dave Kaszuba.
They're cutting out kitchen
equipment. And a divider curtain
to separate the gym during male
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters
female basketball practice.
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are
First, although · I'm still
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College.
bemused by the idea that people
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to
would want to eat, not exercise,
must be signed to insure validity.
,. ,. ,.
in the gym, I think new kitchen
li~d.

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PAGE THREE

budget has been cut
,er.
t the other fi
g axed from the
ones that really
They're cutting
~w weights for
5,000 bleacher
courts.
nk about this
. First of all,
; (I always th
the bigger gym
improved
sea ·
events. Makes
cut seating, doesn't
o, Wilkes was
1 that this gym

Continued

ll
17, 1988

Tom Bigler
iditors-Lee Morrell
-Wencli Harv
phy Editors-Beth
lonna Yedlock

vine"

ring semester
iews expressed
on or the Coll

Work has now officially
oo the new gym, and the
·ng ceremonies have
laken place. Students of
College students are anthe finished product.
gym that was promised
· g is not actually the
is now materializing.
to a faculty meeting
lllllllber of weeks ago, the
oo the gym has been cut.
I is now only working
$5 million budget
Board of Trustees met
that they would have
a cut-off point as far as
lflC concerned. The plans
new gym are going to
'1 balance out with the
finances. The Board dellw it is only reasonable
about $5 million · in
so this is the amount
plat on working with.
t of money has never
· by the school before.
et has been reduced
lfl million.
on the

u

gym was delayed a year because
not enough starting money was
available. This spring, 40% of
the starting money was available, so construction has begun.
Cutting the budget has had
several effects on the final product that students were expecting.
Several parts of the gym have
been postponed until donations
come in.
Those parts being
postponed are: wrestling mats,
15,000 bleacher seats,
new
weights for the weight room, a
sauna, kitchen equipment, and a
divider curtain to separate the
gym during male/female basketball practices. These parts of the
gym, according to John Reese
and Dr. Stephan Tillman, will be
added as soon as possible. The
handball courts that were in the
original floor plan of the gym
are being completely eliminated.
This is because the courts would
cost $200-250,000, and also
because they take up a lot, of
space. The cost of the courts
continued to rise when estimated,
so they were no longer feasible.
The Board was quite disappo_inted when it came to cutting

Demolition of the old gym continues.
the budget, but they felt it was
something that had to be done.
Tillman said, "When the money
isn't there, it can't be used."

ircle K hosts Convention

Reese said, "We wanted to build
everything that was in the
original floor plan, but it was
all a matter of finances.
The

building will be great when it is
done. I think students will be
pleased. "

Judge Flannery to speak
by Dave Kaszuba

The honorable J. Harold
Hannery, Jr. will. serve as keynote speaker at Wilkes College's
Pre-Law Day under direction of
John Chwalek, assistant dean of
admissions on April 7. The day's
activities will focus on educational opportunities available
to students who are interested in
pre-law at Wilkes College. In
addition to Judge Flannery, several Wilkes alumni who are prestigious in the field of law will be
available to share information
with students.
Flannery, a 1955 Wilkes college graduate, has served as an
associate justice on the Massachusetts Superior Court since
1984. He earned his law degree
from the University of Pennsylvania in 1958.
While
attending
Wilkes,
Jrom It to rt.:
Steve Morris, past president;
Mike Fender, past
"d
t
Flannery
was
very
active
in both
I
0
d
Forlenza, past lieutennant governor; Robert
r an o, pres, en ;
ftaSUl"er; Dr. Philip Tuhy, advisor.
!theater and debate. During his
i , . . . . . - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1 junior year, he played Saines,
key clubs. Circle K members ball marathon, haunted house, the lead in Henrik Ibsen's "The
develop organizational and leader- phone-a-than and food sales. Master Builder."
According to
College hosted the ship skills and provide service to They have also provided assist- Alfred Groh, Wilkes theater
ual Pennsylvania Dis- the campus and local non-profit ance to the American Red Cross director from 1947-77, the role
is very demanding. Groh said,
le K Convention last organizations while making new at blood drives.
Joseph O'Brien serves as the "Nick (as Flannery is called) was
There were 213 par- friends. Meetings are held every
Wilkes
and
King's
College a fine, magnetic performer who
in the three-day event. Tuesday at 11am in SLC 318.
Wilkes Circle K has raised Kiwanis advisor to Circle K. worked very hard."
Reflecting
111 the second highest
level in the Convention's money for the American Cancer Philip Tuhy serves as faculty ad- on Flannery's success in the
Society, American Heart Assoc- visor for Wilkes College Circle · legal field, Groh added, "He
111&lt;1)'.
K is a college - based iation, Channel 44, and other K as well as lieutenant governor surely has enhanced the reputation of Wilkes."
· , affiliated with local non-profit organizations through
Continued on p.5
As a debator, the judge
Clubs and high school fundraising projects like a volley-

garnered many awards. Teaming
with James Neveras, he led
Wilkes to a third place finish in
the 1954 John Hopkins Debate
as well as a second place finish
in the 1955 National Tournament
held at West Point.
Flannery
also won The Bucknell Cup as
the top speaker at Bucknell
University's 1954 Good Neighbor Tournament.
Following his graduation
from law school, Flannery first
worked for the Civil Rights
Division of the U.S. Department
of Justice in Washington, D.C.
While there (from 1958- 70), he
held
the pos1uon
of trial
attorney, then deputy section
chief, and finally section chief.
Over the next four years,
Flannery served as deputy director and later acting director at
the Center for Law and Education,
Harvard University, Cambridge,
Massachusetts. After returning to
'Washington in 1974, he held the
post
of
National
Director,
Lawyers Committee for Civil
Rights Under Law.
In 1975, he became a
partner in the firm of Foley,
Hoag and Eliot in Boston, where
he remained until taking his
current seat on the Massachusetts
Superior Court
Chwalek said, "We're extremely happy to have Judge
Flannery taking , part in Pre-Law
Day. He is certainly a credit to
the college."

�BACCHUS has
"Safe Rides"
by Gladys deLeon
and Karen M111phy

The
Contest:
Domino's Pizza will
award free:

1st Prize:
20 Large pizzas and
$40.00 cash for
liquid refreshment
2nd Prize:
10 Large pizzas and
S20.00 cash for
liquid refreshment
Prizes go to the two
dorms that order the most
pizza (per person) starting
3/1 /88 to 3/31 /88
Larger Dorms will be
split into floors.
1st &amp; 2nd Prizes will be
awarded at both Wilkes &amp;
King 's College

mercials" throughout
during which speakers
vide information oo
Have you ever been too awareness. Teams can
tipsy to trust yourself or · your both dorm and co
friends to drive home? A new dents, faculty and
organization on campus has anyone else wishing to
come up with an answer to this There will be 4 playas
problem.
The Wilkes College and a total of 8 lmL
chapter of the nationwide group, _winning team will
BACCHUS
(Boost
Alcohol prize.
More info
Consciousness
Concerning ceming rules and wheie
Health of University Students), up will be posted.
has arranged a contract between
BACCHUS org ·
the deans of the college and a on college and univ ·
local cab company to pick up puses nationwide. They
Wilkes students at nightclubs education and awareness
and bars in the Wilkes-Barre effects of alcohol.
area.
growing problem of
The "Safe Rides" program related accidents oo
will provide a ride back to the campuses -- Wilkes •
Wilkes College campus or the BACCHUS understands
immediate area at the expense of dents are going to drint,
the college. When the students members of the club,
are picked up they will have to students, want their c
prove that they are Wilkes be aware of its affecrs
College students. They will also bodies. BACCHUS is
have to sign a receipt that will ciated
with
the
be returned to the officers of Disciplinary Boai:d, i
BACCHUS for bookkeeping re- of students who
cords.
The names of those promoting responsible
students that use "Safe Rides" Last semester BACC
will be kept confidential. These ized Monday Night
names will not be released to the be watched on wide
deans or any person in the with free hot dogs
administration.
This program served. There was a
will be effective for the Fall about 25-30 students al
Semester 1988, after the legal- There was also a £
ities have been worked out. with a ten dollar irizt
Below is a short questionnaire to winner. The winner t
be filled out and dropped into a be sophomore Tom H
box located near the Beacon hope that with SUPi
rack in Stark lobby.
more students and f~
Next week, BACCHUS, a grams like this will t,e
group that promotes responsible the future. If you
drinking, is planning a "Win, more information, plea
Lose, or Draw" competition. It to club meetings, which
will be held in Stark lobby on 'every Thursday at II:
March 22 and 24, during club Hollenback Hall, or
hours. The plllpOse of this com- Health
Services
!)etition is not only entertain- extension 4730.
nent. There will also be "com-

Fast, Free
Delivery"'
1. Carry-out orders and
all deliveries made
from your area's
Domino's Pizza store
wlll be counted If we
are given your group's
name and address.

154 S. Pennsylvania Ave.
Phone: 829-2900

Our drivers carry less
than $20.00.
Limited delivery area.
© 1986 Domino's Pizza. Inc.

2. Any large pizza with
3 or more toppings wlll
be counted twice.

3. The winning group's
name wlll be published
in the school newspaper.
4. The location and time
of the party will be
convenient to both the
winners &amp; Domino's Pizza
5. The pizzas for prizes
will be one-item pizzas.
The winner will have the
choice of items. The

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was promoted to the rank of of PA District Kiwanis. Both are
members of the Wilkes-Barre
Career Minister.
Kiwanis
Club.
Prior to his appointment as
Last weekend, members from
Ambassador to the U.S.S.R.,
Malcolm Toon served as U.S. twenty-four Circle K clubs from
Amabassador to Israel from June across the state gathered in the
1975, and from June 1969 to Sheraton-Crossgates motel for
October 1971 as U.S. Ambass- the District Convention. Those
ador to Czechoslovakia. Previous in attendance recognized key
service included assignments to Circle K members, attended workembassies in Warsaw, Budapest, shops, remembered past leaders,
Rom~, London, Moscow (twice) met other members and attended
The convention
and the Department of State as social events.
Director of Soviet Affairs in also offered new members a
1965-68 and Deputy Assistant chance to meet other members
Secretary of State for European and observe the political processes of the club's government.
Affairs in 1968-69.
Wilkes is part of the AnthHe served in Moscow from
racite
Division of Circle K. Jill
December 1976 to October 1979.
He was awarded the Department Sowa, a junior accounting major
from Wilkes, was nominated and
ln 1965 he received the of State's Distinguished Honor elected to the office of District
ent's Superior
Honor Award in November, 1979. He Treasurer over Don Bowman, Jr.,
and on July 18, 1973, he was the first holder of the Allis- an economics major from Penn
Chalmers Distinguished Chair in
International Relations at Mar- State University Park. Sowa also
served as convention chairquette University in 1982.
person.
She won the following
Toon is now retired and is
serving as Director of Mc awards: the Jack O'Carroll Award
Kesson, Inc. He is a member of for Outstanding Club Treasurer,
the Board of Trustees at Tufts and the Robert F. Cassel Award
University and a member of the for Outstanding District Board
Board of Visitors at the Fletecher Member.
Colleen
Forlenza,
junior
School of Law and Diplomacy.
Toon's lecture will be open marketing major and lieutenant
governor of the Anthracite Divto the public, free of charge.
ision of Circle K, won the Ted
Brookhouser Award for Out-

Im Toon, former U.S.
dor to the U.S.S.R., will
at Wilkes College's Dane
for the Performing Arts
y, March 22 at 8 pm,
gue.st of the 1988 Max
Lecture Series in Law and
"e.s.
1980, the Honorable Max
celebrated his ten th
a judge of the
Appeals for the
That year, in
"tion of the anniversary
die "appreciation for his
contributions to the field
, the United States judsystem, and to the quality
in the Commonwealth of

The Peace Corps
on exhilara1ing two
rexperience that
llasta lifetime.
Working at a
tessional level that
inarily might take
rs of apprenship back home,
unteers find the
eer growth they're
ing for and enjoy
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Colleen Forlenza, past It. governor, and Jill Sowa,
past club treasurer won district board awards.
standing District Board Member.
Diane
Paltanavage,
past
Wilkes Circle K secretary, woa
an award for distinguished secretary. Wilkes also won a first
place interclub award.
At the Circle K meeting
Tuesday, O'Brien said, "In the
closing ceremony, I should have
thanked you people for the

amount of work you did. The
work done by all Circle K clubs
was outstanding.
Wilkes-Barre
Kiwanians who usually were not
involved, participated."
As Robert Orlando, Circle K
president, cut a slice of birthday
cake for Tuhy after the meeting,
Tuhy said to members, "You
done good."

Guy/girl relationships at Wilkes
by Rob Mac Arthur
and Nancy Houtz

"Sex and love, Guys play at
love to get sex, and girls play at
sex to get love," said Steve
Bardsley.
"Everyone wants the other
to make the first move," said
Mike Morgan.
"College is the best time to
get to know a lot of people
instead of getting too serious
about only one person," said
Jean
Rodeohko,
a
junior

psychology major.
"Most . guys and girls get
along with each other. If there's
someone you're interested in, it's
usually easy to get to know the
person because of the social
environment,"
Marcie
said
Kreinces.
"According to popular beliefs the woman has traditionally
been the one who wants a longterm relationship and the man

has been accused of being the
one wanting the one night
stands--but I don't think that
really takes place anymore. Now
it seems that relationships depend on the person or individual
beliefs instead of the original
stereotyping,"
said
Pete
Guinosso.
"It's
very
casual,"
said
Brenda Fyfe.

Many people have complaints about the general atmosphere here at Wilkes. We decided
to seek out a reason for this negative attitude.
One possible
reason we came up with was the
social atmosphere.
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PAGE SIX

New-age _guitarist, David Cullen, to play
at Wilkes
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by Lee Morrell

If you combine classical and
jazz guitar, what do you get?
Don't answer that question until
you hear the sounds of Windham
Hill
recording
artist,
David
Cullen. Cullen will weave his
"magical spell" over Wilkes next
Wednesday night at 8:00 in the
CPA.
This show is a special
Wednesday installment of the
Saturday night SubSet.
Cullen is a 1981 graduate of
the Hartt school of music.
A
year earlier he was a winner of
the Connecticut Young Artists
Competition. His New York debut was in the 1985 International
Guitar Festival sponsored by the
Anerican Institute of Guitar.
He has also toured with the
Windham Hill Summer Concert
tour in 1986, which featured
Windham Hill stars Michael
Hedges, Will Ackerman, and
Shadowfax. Cullen was feature,
in many cities doing a duet witi.

Try something
new for the
Spring of ·ss
join the Wilkes
College
Aowing Club!
Tuesday at
11am in room
166 (Stark).

Will Ackerman, the president of works by little-known composer
Windham
Hill,
on
"Hawks and oboist, Jill Haley, some
Circle."
Cullen often performs Towner pieces and "time-honored ·
with Windham Hill recording preludes, fugues , and allegros" by
Bach.
artist Phil Aaberg.
He will more than likely
Cullen's work can be heard
on at least three different al- spice that up with a touch of
bums. The first album was also "wild classical jazz compohis first solo venture, "Vacation sitions," such as Britten's "MetaConversation." The album con- morphoses after Ovid," works by
sists of two Cullen originals, jazz guitarist Pat Metheny and
three pieces by J .S. Bach, and pieces by jazz-fusion keyboardist
two works by Ralph Towner - Russ Ferrante.
Of course, there is Chick
- who also wrote the liner notes.
Corea.
Cullen performs a selecTowner says, "David Cullen is a
tion
of
tunes
by this "jazz pianogifted young guitarist whose
trammg in interpretation and composer giant." Some of these
improvisation give him special are "500 . Miles High," "Tones
insight to the performances on For Joan's Bones" and "Spain," a
this recording." Soundboard calls song that was recorded and
it "absolutely first-rate!"
The elevated to "hit status" by vibraother two albums are the 1986 harpist Gary Burton and Corea.
This show ought to be one
and 1987 Windham Hill Guitar
of
the
MANY highlights of the
Samplers. Although they are not
solo albums, Cullen did make a semester. Try not to miss this
one, it will be at 8:00pm in the
significant contribution to both.
CPA,
and is being brought to
Some things to expect from
you
by
the Programming Board.
Cullen's concert would be some

The impossible worlds of M.C.
Escher come to Sordoni
by Nancy Houtz and
Lee Morrell

something he did poorly with as
a student. . Escher explains, "The
ideas that are basic to [the
prints] often bear witness to my
amazement and wonder at the
laws of nature which operate the
world around us . . . By keenly
confronting the enigmas that
surround us . . . I ended up in the
realm of mathematics."
The collection that will be
in Sordoni shows a variety of
his work ranging from his early
days in Italy to his first "idea"
drawings that he based on
symmetry. The prints have been

arranged
chronological
to
"demonstrate the progression of
Escher's ideas, although he often
returned to an earlier theme for
later image,'" said Sordoni director, Judith O'Toole.
As you wander through the
gallery you will see different
types of art that can create a different idea to each person. As the
art work is viewed, you can come
up with different thoughts for
every painting and it was apparent that many other people were
coming up with their own ideas
as they viewed them. The form

a

of art that is done by
not only creative to
victual mind, but it
think.
This was ·
done by Escher because
ed the difference of his
the reactions they
many people.
The only way 10
what each of his prillls
you, is to get over
Sordoni Art Gallery,
cated on the first Dom
Stark Leaming Centri,
out these wonders of
ical art, or is that artisti':

From March 6 through April
3, in the Sordoni Art Gallery,
you will be able to find art work
by M.C. Escher. Escher's works
are intriguing and definitely
mind bending. The disorienting
qualities cause one's mind to extend and explore.
Mauritis Cornelius Escher
was born in the Netherlands in
- - - - - - - - - - - - ~ 1 8 9 8 . After settling in Rome in
Pawn
1924, Escher married the daughContinued from p. 2
ter of a wealthy Russian manufacturer. With his financial securhelp to promote a love fN life- ity, Escher could travel and conlong fitness in its students. ,·~ntrate on his art work. Escher
Handnall's a life sport.
I can did not market his prints or becertainly see where eliminating come involved with artistic cirhandball courts would help to cle". He was content to work priinstill
a
sense of . health- va1dy and keep to himself.
consciousness in Wilkes grads.
In
1938
Escher
went
And worst of all, why arc through a change in his work
wrestling mats and new weights which was partly caused by his
being cut out? I don't know, but move from Italy. He said about
it seems to me that putting old this change, "Ideas came into my
mats and old weights in a brand mind quite unrelated to graphic
spanking new gym is a little art, notions which so fascinated
like putting new wine in olJ me that I longed to communicate
bottles.
Besides, it's a little them to other people.
This
scnsckss to spend millions of could not be achieved through
::!0llars on a building and words, for these thoughts were
begrudge the expense of a few not literary ones, but mental
hundred bucks for a new barbell images of a kind that can only
or two.
; be made comprehensible to
That's it.
I'm done now. others by presenting them as
No more complaining about the visual images."
So, Escher
gym. I won't mention it again. turned to mathematics and formed
Ever. I promise.
new ideas.
After all, a featureless gym
His prints then began to
is better than none at all, right?
illustrate mathematical theories, Above is one of the many mind boggling works by M.C. Escher on display at the Sordoni gallery

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Virgo-YO! THIS IS HAPPY WEEK FOR YOU! Everything you
ever wanted will be yours--And More! You lucky dog or dogess.
(hows that Babs)

Gemini- Be prepared for a long trip. Yes, pack now; you may be
leaving shortly.
Capricorn- Think seriously about this: When was the last time
you actually had some real fun? If the answer is "a long time ago,"
boy are you going to be happy. Be prepared

Cancer-Check your gas gauge, you may be a little bit low. Go to
a good filling station and get some premium, babe. Well, in case
you haven't followed this metaphor, get some rest before you run
out of energy.

Aries- Please, slow down. You are working way too hard. You
may just be working harder than you have to and wasting a lot of
valuable time.
Aquarius- This week will not be the dawning of your age,
because you have been very bad. Tisk Tisk. Be prepared for
repercussions.
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that artistic

gallery

Leo- Be on the look out for a little sunshine in your life. Yo_u may
just have--for a long time I might add-- A very not so very undiswell
week. Ha, a confusing one too.

Scorpio- Somebody loves you very much, and it may seem that
they still do no matter what you do. If you love them please be a
little less cruel.

�PAGE EIGHT

March 17, 1988

WCLH

B.C. Beshore

--

remember the name!

B.C. has a partnership in
Ultrasound DJ's Inc. with Mike
and
Rick
Praetzel.
Here he is ladies and gentle- Dudak
men, B.C. Beshore! He is a 19 Praetzel was B.C.'s high school
year old freshman from Saylors- teacher who funded the mobile DJ
burg, Pennsylvania, and he is ma- company in November of 1986.
joring in business administration They have invested over $10,000
with a minor in communications. in state of the art equipment.
B.C.
Beshore
(Bret
Colby DJ's usually only have records,
Beshore) works for the WCLH but Ultrasound has their own sysradio station, but he is unlike the • tem with records and lights.
other DJ's at the station; B.C. B.C. says, "We are a nightclub
on wheels.''
The mobile comowns a mobile DJ company.
by Wendi Harvey

B.C. Beshore doing what he does best -- mixing it up!

pany travels to schools, nightclubs, hotels, ski resorts, and
weddings to spin records.
B.C.
prefers playing for nightclubs.
B.C. told The Beacon that he
does most of the mixing for
Ultrasound.
He · explained that
mixing requires a lot of work. "I
measure how many beats per minute there are on records, then the
records get categ6rized. We mix
songs according to how many
beats they have."
When The Beacon asked
B.C. if he considered himself a
professional DJ, he replied, "No.
When I get a full time job at The
Woodlands, or some place like
that,
I will consider myself a
professional. But I'm just as
good as the well known DJ's, I
just don't have the name yet"
B.C. would like to have a
dance party held Thursday nights
on Wilkes campus. "My view of
a dance party is the hottest night
club music being played:
high
energy, some danceable top 40,
and definitely city music." B.C.
feels that a dance party is needed
to liven up the campus.
B.C. would like students surveyed to see what kind of music
they want to hear. There is a variety of music in the world such
as: jazz, rock, pop, dance,
rhythm and blues, new wave,
adult contemporary, etc..
"I
want to do something at WCLH.
Progressive music should not be
the format at the radio station.

It should be what the students
want to hear."
B.C. Beshore is a name to
be remembered. If you tune into
WCLH Tuesdays between 11 and
1pm, you can hear the talented
DJ who will someday be con-

sidered a professional.
want to hear a change rl
B.C. says, "tune in to
I love feed back. I want
phone ringing off the
want people to have a
listen to WCLH."

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1.O.M.D.

2. Robin Hitchcock&amp; Egyptians
3. "She's Having a Baby" Soundtrack

4. The Church
5. "Live for Ireland" Album
6. The Cure
7. The Alarm
8. The Cucumbers

9. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen
10. Pursuit of Happiness
11. Pajama Slave Dancers
12. ISM
13. Surf Punks
14. The Talking Heads
15. Fire Hose
16. The Mighty Lemondrops
17 Erasure
18 Government Cheese

19. Pop Will Eat!
20. Midnight Oil
21. Nova
22. Close Lobsters

23. 10,000 Maniacs
24. 7 Seconds
25. "Salvation" S
26. Flowers at Night
27. House ofFrcaks
28. Grune Theory

29. The Woodies
30. The Woodentoi1
31. Sisters of Mercy
32. Sinead 0'Conncr
33. The Wygalls
34. I Love Ethyl
35. Cabaret Voltaire

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A different perspective

They make me ·reel-- stupid
-by Bill Barber
My friend Bernie told me he
doesn't think there's anything to
do at Wilkes. Claims he's bored.
I went over to Miner Hall and
found him sitting in the lobby
staring at the TV.
"Bernie," I shouted over the
Mr. Rogers re-runs he was watching.
"You can't sit here and
watch kid shows all day like Don
Semyon (sorry, Don!). Let's do
something."
"There's never anything to
do at Wilkes," Bernie ~ighed.
"Sure there is," I told him.
"I'll show you.''
Bernie wasn't easily convinced, but I finally got him to
get up off the couch and give it a
whirl. I was trying to point out
that there were a number of
cultural events taking place on
the Wilkes Campus this very
week.
"Like what?" Bernie asked.
"Let's go over to the Sordoni Art Gallery," I suggested.
"There's an exhibit of the work

of M.C. Escher.''
Bernie didn't look too interested. "I hate art galleries," he
said.
"But, Bernie, I think you'll
like Escher.
He's really different.
Sort of trick-of-the-eye
kind of stuff; fish turning into
geese, people going up these endless little stairways.''
We put our coats on and
headed across campus, past the
lovely new belltower that was
chiming out Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue. We got to Stark
and went right up to the door of
the gallery. Bernie looked nervous.
"What's the matter, Bernie?"
"I don't like art galleries,
that's all," he said. "They make
me feel stupid.''
Not wishing to make Bernie
feel stupid, I opted for a different
approach.
"Okay, okay," I told him.
"How about if we walk over to
Darte. I understand Henry Taylor, the Pulitzer Prize winning
poet, is giving a reading to-

night." I was quite excited to see
that Wilkes was hosting such a
prominent man of letters who
would be making himself available to students at a reception
following the reading.
Bernie and I walked back
across campus past the belltower. The chimes were ringing
out the andante cantabile movement of Beethoven's Pathetique
Sonata.
As we got to Darte,
Bernie seemed to become apprehensive.
"What's wrong now?" I
asked as we got to the steps.
Bernie had broken out in a cold
sweat.
"I hate poetry readings,"
Bernie said. "They make me feel
stupid." He looked like a man
who was about to give birth to a
brick.
"Alright, alright," I told
him.
"Jeez, you're not easy to
please," I said.
"Well," Bernie told me, "I
know what I like."
I have an idea. There's the
new Wordsworth exhibit at the Ii-

brary. "William Wordsworth and
the Age of Romanticism," I told
him. "It's running through Apirl
15." I looked at Bernie really
hard.
"You have had English
152, haven't you?"
I asked.
"You remember Tintern Abbey
and all that?"
"I hate to read," Bernie said.
"Makes me feel stupid.''
We walked back across campus again. When we passed the
bell tower, the chimes were
peeling away at Rodgers and
Hart's "Isn't It Romantic."
As
we got to the library steps,
Bernie started to hang back.
"What is it this time,
Bernie?" I asked.
"Libraries,"
Bernie
said,
hanging on to the rail.
"They
make me feel -- stupid."
"No, Bernie," I finally said.
"It isn't libraries, or books, or
poetry readings or art galleries at
all.
It's you.
You really are
stupid!"
"Well," Bernie said.
"At
least I know what I like."

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Show on Earth. No, I'm
lalking about
Ringling
Barnwn and Bailey CirI am, however,. talking
lhat crazy sixty-four team
known as the NCAA
I Basketball Touma-

When you
(64) you are
going to be
as well as the

invite that
more than
getting the
rest, of the
ri the NCAA Division-I
The oddsmaker's honey is
region number one seed,
The other top seeds are,
die East, top ranked
from the West, Arizona;
ire Southeast, Oklahoma.
g the conferences, the
continued its toumabid domination with six
making the field. Of these
two are in the top four of
ic~on--Pittsburgh is secdie Midwest and Syracuse
in the East. The Atlantic

Coast, with two number two's
and a three; The Big Ten, with
one top seed; Big Eight, with a
top
seed;
and
Southeastern
Conferences are all next with
five representatives.
More ·common than the
"official"
rankings
are · the
amateur handicappers who try to
pick, among many other things,
who will win, who will advance,
how many points they will
score, who will play well, and
how many pairs of shoes some
players will go through. Wilkes
college is not short of those
people who . play the guessing
game.
Here are some of their
gues--oops--predictions.
Dr.
Christopher Breiseth
President
of . the
College;
"Temple, Kentucky, Purdue, and
Arizona
Temple will win because they are a local [Pennsylvania] team."

Dr.
dean of
burgh,
BYU.
they are

James P. Rodechko,
arts and sciences: "PittsSyracuse, Arizona, and
Pitt should take it all,
well balanced."

Graduate
Nurses -

Marie Allen, associate dean
of student affairs:
"Syracuse,
Arizona,
Pittsburgh,
and
Kentucky.
Syracuse is far and
away the best team with Seikaly,
Coleman, and Sherman "The Gen_eral" Douglas. They're wonderful!" /
Ron Rainey, men's basketball · head coach: "Purdue, Syracuse, North Carolina, and BYU.
I like North Carolina, even
though I wish they had a point
guard."
Dave Martin, men's basketball assistant coach: "Purdue,
Arizona, Kentucky, and North
Carolina. Arizona will win. I'd
like to see Seton Hall win,
. however, because my sister is an
assistant coach for the Woman's
team."
Emory Guffrovich, assistant
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of Artillery Park, stood
ilkes College baseball
~ head coach.
Jerry
accepted
the
on an interim basis
6is month, was hitting a
towering fly balls to a
players.
•
had arrived.
Ravitz watched his team
gh a number of drills on
, windy March afterwas well aware of the
in front of him -- a
that would begin in
th~ Sunday, March 20,
Colonels open their
by hosting Division II
g in a doubleheader at
'It's a matter of putting
a new team in a short
of time," he said.
"We
· r-laden team last year,
tt're trying to catch up."
·1e everything,
there
certain optimism in the
h's voice. But, as is
with most coaches, it
ded optimism. "There
of people here (junior

college
transfers,
especially)
from winning programs," added
Bavitz, pausing to interject some
motivation
into
the practice
session.
"Get that bat around," he
bellowed.
"That's eight swings,
lets get somelxxly else in there."
And the good old-fashioned
hootin' and hollerin' continued
amo,ng
the apparently
highspirited group he addressed.
Bavitz
then
turned
his
attention
to
assistant
coach
Brian Gorski. . An outfielder for
Wilkes from 1984-87, Gorski
drew
praise
from
Bavitz.
"Brian's going to do a great job.
He was a tremendous player - very smart -- and it should
carry over to his coaching. He
has a great rapport with the
players."
"It's great for me to stay
involved with baseball," said
Gorski, a fonner Nanticoke Area
standout.
"I really love the
game, having played it nearly all
my life."
"The club's attitude is very
good," Gorski continued, "If we
stop giving up that one big
inning and cut down on the

mental errors, we can keep our
pitchers in the game."
Falling behind early was

Assistant Coach Brian Gorski
indeed a problem last year. Once
the opposition scored a few runs
in the first couple of innings, it
was tough for the Colonels to
bounce back.
This season, with a renewed
sense of hope and a large
emphasis on fundamentals, the

ady Colonels Io o k
be competitive
Martin begins his second
bead coach of the Wilkes
!nftball team with high
agood season. He, along
&amp;!.listant coach
Tom
,are looking to guide the
els to a better record
year. Last season, the
the season at the .500
arecord of 11 wins and
while their MAC record
H With seven players
from last year's squad and
· ing newcomers, the
for good perfonnance

also play the outfield.
Melissa Kennedy, the leading
hitter for the Lady Colonels last
season, has returned and will play
third base as well as catch. Last
season's Outstanding Defensive
Player, Jill McGuire, will be
playing second base. Kelly Wandel
returns this year to play shortstop,
the position she started at for all 22
games last year. Rounding off the
returning players is Michelle
Gauthier, a sophomore outfielder

L

certainly
will
be
. If we get some good
we could be right up there
' said Coach Martin. All
from last year's squad
· . They include Ericka
die sole senior on this
. Ericka had an excellent
~n last year, and this
will pitch and play first
Bodnar, a lefthander on
was the stalwart of the
!faff last year. In addition
hing duties, Bodnar will
outfield. Rounding out
· g staff is sophomore
nak. Skrepenak will Coach Dave Martin

who has improved from last season.
Of the six newcomers, five are
freshmen and one, Lori Trombetta,
is a sophomore. Lori could fill the
hole at the catcher's position.
Angie Miller, a freshman infielder,
will be able to help the Lady
Colonels immediately at shortstop
or third base. Michelle Toth, a
lefthanded power hitter, will play
the outfield. Krista Gromalski is a
good all around player and shoul
get some playing time at first bas
and the outfield. Wendy Holden i
"a hustler who hits the ball with
power," according to Martin. Marti
Brogan, says Coach Martin, i
"improving with every practice."
Brogan plays the outfield
catches.
"We are looking forward
this season," says Martin. "Wear
all anxious to get the season
started."
The Lady Colonels'
season opens at "home against
King's College on April 7. All
their home games will be played on
the main field at Kirb Park.

team plans to improve upon its
7-15 record and 4-6 Middle
Atlantic Conference record from
1987.
Tom
Salzberg, a righthander, should anchor the pitching staff. The 6'3" senior was 26 last year with a more than
respectable
3.27 earned run
average.
According to Gorski, the
won-loss mark is deceiving.
"Tom is one of the top pitchers
in the MAC. He's got great stuff
but just failed to get the offensive support he needed."
Wyoming
Valley
West
graduate Eric Price, the team's
first baseman and cleanup hitter,
should prove valuable as a lefthanded hurler.
A number of
others are vying for spots in the
rotation as well.
Senior Bill Harries will
probably handle things behind
the plate. The catcher was third
on the club with a .446 slugging
percentage in '87 while belting
two home runs.
Providing stability in the
infield is Mike Kolbicka, a
shortstop from Hanover Area.
The sophomore will most likely

team with Bill Evanina, a
transfer from Keystone Junior
College, to fonn the double play
combination.
Both Brett Beshore and Rob
Pietrzyk look to handle the third
base chores.
The left-handed
Beshore is the - all-time leading
hitter at Pleasant Valley High
School, having compiled a .508
average.
Pietrzyk, meanwhile,
comes to Wilkes via Somerset
County College, New Jersey.
Outfielder Nelson Cantor,
who hit .294 during his junior
year, should provide leadership.
Ken · "Shakin' Bakin"' Chakon,
formerly of Luzerne County
Community College, will be
among the others to roam the
outfield grass.
When the Colonels take the
field on Sunday, Coach Bavitz
and his team hope that a blend
of veteran talent and new faces,
combined with an · intense desire
to win and a genuine enthusiasm
for the game, will yield some
positive results.
And from the
looks of it, they're headed in the
right direction.

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�March 17, 1988

Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XL

18766

No.19

Mejias, Rome look for story-boo
ending this weekend in Iowa
by Bill Kem
Being the coach at the
smallest Division I wrestling
school, John Reese doesn't have
the luxury of landing the bigtime high school wrestlers. So
what Reese does is recruit
wrestlers who have not reached
their potential and give them a
chance to become successful in
the sport at the college level.
Two prime examples are Dennis
Mejias and Craig Rome.
Just how much of an
impact have Mejias and Rome
had on the Wilkes program? The
dual meet record for the Colonels
over the past four years was 7814.
Both have been starters
since their freshman year and
have set many records.
Rome
holds the record for most dual
meet wins (70) and most dual
matches (76), and is only the
second Colonel wrestler to win
two
Eastern
Championships.
When Rome's outstanding career
National bound Craig Rome and Dennis Mejias.
comes to an end this weekend he ,;,.
will finish in the top five in record for dual meet pins with year he was upset in sectionals.
winning percentage with 91%. 21. The records speak for them- Coach Reese heard about Mejias
Mejias is the only wrestler in selves; Rome and Mejias are from an alumnus but never saw
Wilkes history to be a four-time going to be very hard to replace him wrestle in high school. The
place winner at Eastems. He is next season.
unorthodox wrestler turned out to
also the only Wilkes wrestler to
Mejias was a New Jersey be a diamond in the rough.
make
three
appearances
at State Champ in his junior year "Dennis is the kind of kid that
Nationals.
Mejias also tied the of high school, but in his senior can wrestle with anyone because

of his style, you never know
what will happen," commented
Reese.
Always a fierce competitor,
Mejias has achieved beyond his
expectations. "I had a lot of big
ideas and goals, but I never
thought I would do as well as I
have," he stated.
Lehigh is always one of
the major wrestling powers on
Wilkes schedule, and that's where
Mejias made his mark. "I never
saw a wrestler put on a cradle and
then
somersalt,"
commented
Reese. From that point Mejias
went on to become one of the
best Wilkes wrestlers on the
mat; however, it is on his feet
where he has become better. "I
didn't try to change him. I tried
to get 1pm better on his feet,"
Reese commented, "It showed at
Eastems; he took every opponent down, including the
number one ranked wrestler in
the country."
Mejias realizes that he
wouldn't be where he is today
without the guidance of Reese.
"Coach has helped me 100%, and
I have the confidence to go with
anyone in the nation.
He has
given me a winning start in life
and has taught me how to give
that little extra," he said.
This weekend Mejias will

Steeber named to Rugby club opens
all-star team
season Saturday

Jeff Steeber, a four-year
starter as forward for the Wilkes
College men's basketball team,
has been named to the second
team of the 1987-88 Middle
Atlantic
Conference
Northern
Division all-star squad.
Steeber is an earth and environmental science major from
Shickshinny, PA. Sttcber added
his name to the Wilkes record
books on January 13 when he
scored his 1000th point in a
game against Drew. He was the
13th Colonel in Wilkes history
to
make this achievement
Steeber also had the honor of

being · the
13th
player
at
Northwest High School to score
1000 points.
Steeber was cited for his
accomplishments by the MA•:'.
who named him Northern Division Player of the Week for the
week of February I. He was also
named Eastern College Athletic
Conference Player of the Week
for January 16. Additionally, he
was named to the Western
Maryland All-Tournament Team
in November.
Congratulations,
Jeff,
on
fine performance throughout your
basketball career at Wilkes.

The Wilkes-Barre Breakers
Rugby Football Club will open
its spring season on Saturday,
March 19th, when members
travel to Langhorne, Pa., to face
the Hibernian Rugby Club. The
Breakers are looking to improve
last season's 3-6 record.
"We're expecting a very
intense and physical match. If
we can successfully combine
some new talent with our more
expei:ienced players, we will be
able to defeat the veteran
Hibernian club," says winger
Fred Schloth.

The Wilkes-Barre Rugby
Club. is a local club composed of
college athletes from Wilkes and
Kings' as well as several residents of the city.
The Breakers will hold practice Wednesday and Thursday
nights at 5:00pm and all games
are Saturdays at 1:00 pm. Practice sessions and home games
are held at Kirby Park.
New
Ruggers are welcome and no
experience is necessary. Anyone
interested in participating may
contact Charles Swiegert at 8220233 for more information.

make his third trip to
He hopes to have a
showing.
"Everything
life has been planned,
really want to do good •
on in life," stated Mejias.
Rome, after com
successful career at
School which included
place win at states,
concerned with m ·
squad. He made the
became one of the
sistent
history.
though.
Long hours
weightroom and on
turned the brawler inro
time Eastern Champ.
strengths were his end
strength. He picked up
move every year and
him
successful,"

Reese.
The Lehigh malCh
important for Rome.
match Rome faced the
one ranked wrestler in
Rome went on to win
10-2.
"I was re,ally
because people were
just do my best, and 1
said Rome.
Last season ROOle
his chance at becoming
American when he lost
with only four seconds
the clock.
"My g&lt;II
become an All-Ame ·
anything
can h
commented.
Rome feels Cold
has also played a majcr
his success. "Coach
your capabilities are,
capitaliz~ on them.
good at recognizing
stated Rome.
Both Dennis and
happy they came to
both cited the close
squad as being a big f
program's success ovtt
four years. But Rome
best:
"We are Div· ·
small school, and
of their way to wish
luck. There is a lot of
here."

a pre-law :
by Wilkes
April 7, on cru
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Jr., an associate justice
Massachusetts Superior
will serve as keynote
for a pre-law seminar to
by Wilkes College,
, April 7, on campus.
1955 graduate of Wilkes,
will address $Orne 65
oo the topic of "Law and
at the Dorothy Dickson
Center for the Performing
Included in that number are
College and high school
interested in pursuing
ers as well as area high
newspaper editors and facisors.
o separate programs--one
h group--will be held
ut the morning before
· delivers his address to
taking part in the day's
In addition, Flannery
to the general student
11 lO am and the faculty at
. Rebecca Jordan and Dr.
H. Natzke, co-chairpersons
Pre-Law Advisory Comat Wilkes, will act as mas• ceremonies for the pre-

CPA

April 7, 1988

Last drive to be held

Those participating in this
program will hear four different
speakers. Attorney Gene R&lt;;&gt;th, a.
member of the firm of Rosenn,
Jenkins, and Greenwald, will
begin by focusing on "Opportunities in the Field of Law."
Dean of Dickinson Law School
PLEASE
Michael
Navin
will . follow,
♦ GIYE
speaking about "How to Get into
BLOOD!
Law School and Stay in Law
School."
"My Experiences as a First
Year Law Student" will then be
the topic of a speech by Ms.
Randa
Fahmy
who
attends
•
Georgetown University. Finally,
Wilkes College Vice President of
Academic Affairs Dr. George
Waldner will discuss pre-law
advisement at the school.
Highlighting
the
seminar
for
high
school
newspaper
editors are Mr. James Clark and
I
Mr. Dale Duncan. Editor of The
Shown
above:
Christopher
Fox,
president;
Andy
Kolojejchick,
treasurer;
Sandie
Adams,
Billow, the Ocean City High
School newspaper, · Clark plans Wilkes-Barre blood drop; Jeff Gerosky, vice-president; Michelle Dominick, secretary
by Mary Supey
Drop" of ·wilkes Colleg~. M.E. In addition to blood donors (for
to comment on "Social Concerns
N.C.
was the most "giving" of those of you who are able to
of High School Students." MeanWilkes will hold its final all campus clubs, reaching 90% give) volunteers are needed to
while, Duncan, the publisher of
annual bloodmobile on Thursday of its assigned pledges in the work the drive. You can volThe Times Leader, will speak of
April 14 from 10 am to 4 pm. February drive. Pictured above are unteer by calling the Health Serthose elements which constitutea
The
February successfully yielded M.E.N.C. officers.
vice Center at 4734. Follow the
quality high school newspaper.
158 units of life-giving blood.
The Health Service Cente~ in- red balloons from the YMCA to
Music Educators National Confer- vites your participation as we try the First Pres-byterian Church.
ence along with tlle "Blood to achieve our goal of 175 units.

renews school spirit

following
was
heartened to hear the good news
in
memorandum
about Wilkes comunicated to
by
Christopher
teachers and students in schools
Wilkes President.

as far away as Connecticut and
only
way we could Virginia. To Bernie Vinorvrski
inproved upon the wonder- and his staff, to all the faculty
successful Visitation Day who have participated actively in
be to have had the recruiting tllis year, and to the
dron in bloom. The 650 excellent student guides who
and families who came interpret the College and reflect
at Wilkes found a cam- its strengths, I want to give my
lovely shape as a result of thanks and tllat of all who are
work of our Facilities working to make a more and
ent personnel.
They more vibrant Wilkes.
faculty members from
As I near the end of four
department ready to help years at Wilkes, one feature that
consider the opportun- strikes me is the evidence, in
11 Wilkes in every major. every direction, of individual
issions staff helped mob- faculty members recomm1tung
u campus's best resources themselves to tlleir own profest Wilkes to prospective sional development and of departand their families with ments who, singly and together,
and clarity.
are refining curricula to meet
!&amp;I extensive conversations more fully tlle needs of students.
several families and was As we watch for the recommend-

ations from the Core Curriculum
Committee, we see a movement
towards a new statement about
the purpose and strength of a
liberal arts education for students
in every field. From my vantage
point, teaching a section of thenew History 101 course which
has been totally redesigned by
the deaprtment, I am excited by
the response of students to the
materials we have chosen to teach.
The thought and writings
of Plato, Aristotle, Confucius,
Buddha, and Jesus deal with
issues of ~lues and ethics that
are immediately relevant to the
lives of students. While I have
not taught in any of the oilier
newly designed core courses
emerging in our curriculum, I am
heartened by tlle strengtll of this
new effort in my departemtn as a
symptom of what is happening
across campus.

The excavation for the new
Sports and Conference Center
makes us realize that tllis longtalked-about project is really
underway.
By tlle time this
semester ends, we should begin
seeing the new structure rising
on the site of the old gym. I
continue to beleive that this
building will provide a -..lVhole
new sense of Wilkes, befitting
the quality of human effort that
has long been our legacy. With
regard to public comments about
the financial risks involved, I
would report that the capital campaign is indeed ahead of its projections at this stage in the campaign, according to our Marts &amp;
Lundy consultants.
The Board
and staff committee working on
the campaign under the leadership of Tom Hadzor is in high
gear, and we have every reason
to be optimistic about raising

salaries

and

student

financial

Continued on p. 4

�April 7, 1988

PAGE1WO

A pawn in their

Editorial

A college of our ambition Watching
When I picked up the President's memo this week, I could only sit back and admrre the pretty
phrases and glittering reassurances that he passed along to the Wilkes ·college ~?mmuni_~ - That
is where the admiration ended. Throughout the memo, I searched for one defimuve dec1s1on, one
open, frank, and honest declaration of what the future of Wilkes College looks like, or what might
be in store for the College in the coming year.
.
What I found instead was merely a reiteration of what Breiseth !)as been saymg all along,
although perhaps not always so directly: the image of Wilkes College is growing by leaps and
bounds, and everything we do, every change we make, pushes us further and further up the ladder of
success.
The message is perhaps not quite so blatant as I have s_tated it, bu~ it is there_. It _is, ho_wever,
cloaked in that sense of community that is supposed to bnng the entrre school m lme with the
thoughts of the President. In the memo (which is reprinted on the front page) ' the Presid~nt
"tackles" every major issue that may have been nagging you, nibbling at the back of your m~nd
since September, and if you happen to make it through the four pages, you come away fe~lmg
strangely unfulfilled. Rightfully so. This memo may ostensibly see~ to answer your questions.
It is, in fact, nothing more than the President's reassurance--more to hlffiself than to any members
of the College--about major issues. There are reassurances about rising enrollment, reassurances
about the gym and its financing, reassurances about university status, reassurances about faculty
salary, reassurances about the budget. We are reassured to death in lhis memo.
The reassurance begins in full force with the main issues of this semester--the gym and
university status. The gym/Sports and Conference Center is a perfect example. The Pres_ident
writes, "I continue to believe that this building will provide a whole new sense of Wilkes,
befitting the quality of human effort that has long been our legacy." And all this time you
thought that all the new gym meant was a better place to play basketball and hold dances. No,
no, the gym is going to give us a sense of ourselves as a college--a sense that "befits". us. Not
only has the gym been touted as an important new building, but it has now been raised to a
monument of our "collegeness." Something about this logic is faulty.
And if this wonderful new building is going to give us a "whole new sense of Wilkes," why
would we even consider changing our status from college to univeristy, another issue that the
President manages to whitewash ·his way through during the course of the memo.
Breiseth
insinuates in an aside that Wilkes, if it does apply, would almost certainly be accepted for
university status. Essentially, the President reduces the change to university status as a way to
"convey the richness of the Wilkes curricula and the wide variety of options at both. the
undergraduate and graduate levels." This in ar,d of itself isn't so hideous, but when the President
continues on to write that the university status "would strengthen us to carry out this mission of
service" we can almst believe that there is no other decent reason for changing the status except
for that very same word status. Our "mission of service," whatever that ambiguous phrase may
mean, is not going to be strengthened by a change in name, not unless this change in name _is
preceded or followed by changes in the curricula, in the manner in which the College is run, and m
the overall attitude here at the school.
But all of this is elementary. The President wants the College to be a university. The
President supported the construction of a bell tower; there was oppostion. The bell tower stands.
The President wanted a gym; the community has been against it. The gym is under construction.
Why should university status be any different? We can debate about the issue all we want. The
point, as far as I am concerned, is moot.
I suggest only that you read the memo for yourself. Read about the "major committrnent" the
Board is making to enahance salaries for faculty . Read about the monumental decision that must
be made as to university status. Read about the "sure-thing" financing for the gym . Read, quite
briefly, about faculty merit raises (perhaps the best kept secret on campus). Then wait and see-will Wilkes College stop hiring ten adjuncts to every one full time professor? Will Wilkes
College become Wilkes University? Will our professors still be evaluated by what is proving
more and more to be a· faulty system? Will the gym ever have all of the promised features?
Perhaps the line that sums the ludicrousness of the memo best is used in the context of
bringing students to Wilkes from a broader geographical area: "This in tum will enhance our
capacity to improve our physical plant and to provide the kind of salary and financial aid su~port
that is crucial for a college of our ambition (my italics)."
Throughout the memo, the President
turns such phrases as "sense of Wilkes" "strong and vital Wilkes" "vibrant Wilkes" "struggle to
defme Wilkes." The only thing the President has managed to define is what some of us knew all
along: the essence of Wilkes College isn't any of the glowing generalities that are thrown so
casually around campus. Ambition, mixed with just the tiniest bit of status and image, is what
seems to drive the powers that be here, instead of genuine concern. It seems to me that the
defining process--the self-study, if you will--is far from over.

-m:bt 1.ftlta:con
VOL. XL No. 21 April 7, 1988
Editor-in-chief- Lorri "Pudd'n Head" Steinbacher
News Editors -Kim "Kimster" Klimek
-Amy "Aimster" Braun
Sports Editors-Lisa "Niblet-1 AM a Sports Editor" "Miller
-Bill "Wee Willy" Kem
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rhododendrons bloom
by M. E. Evers
It's spring, and a young
Beacon
columnist's fancy turns
to thoughts of . . . . Well, to be
honest, I don't know what they
tum to. I do know what they
don't tum to---column topics.
Which is why this Tuesday, like
every Tuesday, saw me wandering
into The Beacon 's palatial abode
on the third floor of the Student
Center in search of someone
with an idea for me.
I was greeeted with a
cheerful, "Oh, no, it's you
again," and made my usual
weekly plea, "Hey, you got
anything for me to write?"
One of my cigar-chomping
colleagues tossed me a pack of
papers.
"Here. Read this; no
one else wants to. See what you
can do with it. You might even
find something to write about in
it."

I grabbed it excitedly and
trotted off to my Macintosh.
Official-looking
stationery.
President's signature.
Oh, no.
Gonna be boring, I thought.

Instead, I fouoo
chuckling as l read
four-page memo--the
annual report on the
College.
My
fellow
especially the cigar
one, thought I was
the memo really was funny
Or at least the
was. It was, to ~
monument to burea
was, to be sure, a
abomination.
Let's start with ~
particularly egregious
flowery languague
pun):
"Waiting
Rhododendron to Bloom.'
rhododendrons
mentioned twice--in
sentence, and in the las!.
appear to be an
"jazzing up" the memo,
rest of it has nothing IO
horticulture. And an
rhododendron? Why net
trees? Wilkes' cherry

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es-Barre is a growing
h year, more people are
to this locale in NorthPennsylvania beca"'use of
cost of living, healthy
ent, low crime rate,
programs and other
conditions.
use of its growing
, Wilkes-Barre
is
in a trap. Wilkes College
in the center of that
What kind of trap? The
e parking trap that
have been complaining
for years. . It is getting
·vely worse.
people decide to find
nt,
attend
school,
church or shop "downthey have two options.
one is to find a nearby
facility at an affordable
Since not everyone lives or
to live within walking
from the center of town,
who do not must find
uansportation.
otake a taxi is costly and
a bus is not always
Those commuting .
JX)rtions of Nanticoke,
· top, Hazleton, Pittston,

after all.
symbolic value to rhodothat I'm missing? Or
President think "cherry
m just too easy to spell?
to the memo itself!
some examples of the
ifenses (in the order that
,)
memo speaks of student
who "interpret"
the
Gorbachev needs an
. The Shah of Iran, if
wanted to speak to him,
need an interpreter. This
unless it has been lifted
transported, bag and
, to Brazil, does not
111 interpreter.
This
~ language suggests it may

Ber,r Creek, Dallas and oiher
outl ying areas cannot ni\\'ay;.;
\':a:t on the nearest corner for the
bus to take them into WilkesBarre. In fact, the Williams bus
line, which makes three runs
daily, is the only rcliabk
transportation service to and
from Mountaintop aside from
calling a taxi or getting a ride
from a friend.
Besides, few
people feel comfortable using
public transportation
they
want tht;ir own car.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
But, when thousands
of vehicles are jamming the
streets and parking lots, parking
becomes a definite problem.
Now the city must admit it has a
problem.
Wilkes-Barre is in a
bind.
The
city
council,
scorecwners and
entertainment
places want people to come to
town to bring money into the
city. People flock to places like
the F.M. Kirby Center, Wilkes
and Kings' Colleges, Boscov's
and the Station in the "Valley
with a Heart" seeking fun or
education.
When the large
crowds finally come~ iate arrivers
complain and grumble because
they - always have trouble finding
adequate parking nearby.
Will
ticketing
all
the
improperly parked vehicles induce people to take more caution

when parking their vehicles? In
a convenience-oriented s0ciety
where most people want to go,
get what they want and leave, the
city may be asking too much.
Most of the same people who are
ticketed over and over simply
don't care if they get a ticket or
not.
No matter how many
tickets are issued, there will still
be illegal parkers because there
just isn't enough room to park.

As long as there are people,
there will be problems.
How will increased ticketing
affect Wilkes? At a school like
Wilkes, to which people travel
from some distance for an
education, there will always be
some people who park wherever
they can to run to lJ. 9 o'clock
class.
As more people are attracted
to the college, more guests and

need an English instructor or
two, but it doesn't need an
interpreter.
Next, how do you feel about
the phrase "a more and more
vibrant Wilkes?"
Makes me
think
of
laundry
detergent.
Doesn't Tide promise more
vibrant colors and whiter whites?
Even though I think the College
sometimes
white-washes
the
truth, · I never thought they'd
admit it as plainly as this!
See if you can . find the
problem in the next sample:
"The excavation for the new
Sports and Conference Center
makes us realize that this long
talked-about project is really
underway." No shit. I thought
the excavation was really a
moon crater, and the vehicles
were moon vehicles.
Do you

mean they started construction?
I didn't realize until I read this
memo. How unobservant of me.
Page four of the memo
boasts a veritable plethora of
ugly usages.
Did you know
that Wilkes is a small- to
medium- size university? Does
that make Penn a "family size"
university?
Is Penn State a
"giant size" university?
What
about Harvard? "Econo-buy?"
(The
laundry
metaphors,
you'll notice, are abundant in
this l!lemo. I think I'm on to
something here!)
The President states that he
finds a certain perspective on
education
"increasingly
compelling."
I find this statement
increasingly confusing.
Is it
just me, or does it sound like
he's comparing higher education

to a Stephen King novel?
What about the phrase
"personally immersed in the
issues of the reform of teaching"? Swimming pools you can
be immersed in--personally or
otherwise. Likewise bathtubs or
vats of jello. But issues? Not
unle:;s you're sitting in a mass of
shredded memos on said issues.
Finally,
what
are
"disci;-:&gt;linary majors"?
Every
time i tried to puzzle this out, I
cou!c:. only come up with an
im2&lt;;,, either of a child being
spt~ ·'·:,::d or of something out of
a,~ .:i ..1 M flick. "Wanda Whips
V:i'~:,::s," anyone?
Th,,t's it. I'm sure I could
find more if I read through it
again, but I'm already laughing
so hard I'm crying.
And for thos~of201!....who

think I'm just quibbling with
language, think about this: the
President states that his feeling "
. . . has been that the change in
title
[from
College
to
University] would strengthen us
to carry out this mission oI
service." So if three little extra
letters can effect such a great
change in Wilkes' ability to
serve its students, doesn't it
stand .to reason that these little
"language
abominations"
can
affect Wilkes' image drastically?
So you see, I'm not quibbling.
I'm helping the College polish
its image. Really.
But you'll have to excuse
me; I've got to go. I'm going to
find some rhododendron and wait
for them to bloom.

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attractiveness
of Wilkes
to
prospective students from a broadContinued from p. 1
er geographical area. this in turn
will enahnce our capacity to
assistance.
improve our physical plant and
The bond to ' provide the
to provide the kind of salary and
bridge financing to ~omplete confinancial aid support that is
struction is one that. we may be
crucial for a college of our
able to pay off early to minambition.
imize the amount of interest on
In front of us over the next
this borrowed money. If we are
several weeks is a significant
able to do this, and all signs
public debate about whether Wilindicate we should be. able to,
kes ought to apply for university
this will be the most efficiently
status. Since we have been
funded major building project in
quietly informed by authoritative
the history of the College. I
sources that an application would
would .reiterate the importance of
almost assuredly successful, the
the Board's support · in having
real question is for those of us at
made this project a reality.
Wil}c.~s -: students, the fac~ty.
Their commitment to a strong admmistratmn, and trustees, with
the opinion of our alumni also
and vital Wilkes grow as monthin hand--to decide whatever this
ly and should be a source of optimism to all of us. Indeed, there
is a wise alteration for Wilkes.
The Academic Affairs Cabinet
ares ome equiptment needs not
currently in the project until we
has looked at the issue with care
raise sufficient funds, but our
as is the Long-Range Planning
Committee at present. Individual
planning includes the securing of
those funds in a timely manner
schools and departments have
that will allow the completed · been discussing the issue for
weeks, months, or-years. I want
building with all the necessary
equipment by the fall of 1989.
to make my own relationship to
this debate clear before we reach
The essentials should be ready
for our occupancy of the building · the decisive moments on the
question. ever since the mission
by January 1989.
task force in 1984-85 struggled
The capital campaign has
to define Wilkes, I have been
now raised nearly $5.2 million
aware of the importance of the
towards its $8 million objective
option to change our desgnation
and over $11.5 million towards
from college to university.
I
the $1~ million comprehensive
also have been aware that there
objective.
The Board at its
are negatives in taking this step.
recent meeting authorized a
After
the
intial
flurry
of
budget for fiscal 1989 that
discussion in which we seemed
makes a major" commitment to
to be moving towards that
enahnce salaries for faculty.
change in 1985-86, we pulled
Based upon a relatively careful
back to let the issue gestate.
and conservative enrollment proThis past year as we began
jection, this commitment looks
looking towards our self-study
to be not only well intentioned
and at the impact of the new
but prudent as the signs of a
administrative organization on
most successful recruiting season
the general definition of the
begin to emerge. As our teaminstitution and its marketing to
work improves, I think there
prospective students, the issue of
will be an improved sense of
a university status returned to
how each of our efforts to supcenter stage.
We defined a
port student learning to strengthprocess by which all major
en performance, and to make our
constituencies would consider the
individual programs even more
question this last fall without .
disitnguished will increase the

Renews spirit

April 7, 1988
determining a firm timetable for
to the Board.
Subsequently, as a result of a
very informative meetin~ with
Dr. Robert Kirkwood, the Executive Director of the Comm1ss1on on Higher Education of
the Middle States association, I
have . been persuaded thast we
should not spend undue time on
this question nor should we allow it to drive our self-study.
While the issue is of symbolic
importance
and
will
have
consequences now whichever way
we decide, Dr. Kirlcwood urged us
to resolve the issue one way or
the other and get on with the
self-study.
He did not take a
position on university status nor
even hintat his advice on what
we should do in that regard.
He made these suggestions to
a group of trustees and the generally favorable response to his
presentation made me conclude
that we had everything to gain in
discussing this issue this spring
and bridging any recommendation that comes out of these
discussions to the May 12-13
Board meetings.
That is the
timetable we are now working
on, and I have had extensive
discussion with Bill Stine as well
as with George Waldner and
others of the administrative team
to carry out the discussion over
the next month and a half.
. Let me be quite personal. I
have been persuaded for some
time that the advantages of
making this change of status
outweigh the disadvantages. As
we struggle to convey the richness of the Wilkes curricula and
the wide variety of options at
both the
undergraduate and
graduate levels for students a
Wilkes, my inclination has been
to see what the word university
in the context of Pennsylvania
higher education would more
effectively convey the Wilkes
that actually exists than our
present appellation of college.
Moreover, in our role as a major
institution of l:tigher education

serving the Wyoming Valley and status becomes
Northeastern Pennsylvania, the alternative. I I
label university as well as the the public disc
reality of our ever~growing matter with in
programs responsive
to the group discussion
region's needs has seemed to involvement
offer a genuine advantage. The meetings upo
role that Wilkes is playing look at this
among the institutions of higher closely. From
learning in all of Northeastern of the evolv'
Pennsylvania from my perspect- system, I
ive is second to none, and in- significant issue f&lt;r Iba
sofar as the term university says to share in defing as wt
something about the
comp- to make an important
rehensiveness of responsibility fF=======
and of leadership, my feeling h:is
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Friday,
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this mission of service.
On the other hand, I think
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importance that we should make
7:30-9:00 pm
it only if a general consensus
9:00-1:00 am
emerges.
Indeed, the challenge
Tickets will be
of the debate ahead is a kind of
updating of our discussions of Tuesday and Tb
m1ss10n. I am comfortable with in Stark Learnin1
They
will
a vote of the faculty by way of
available
advice on this crucial question,
but I am even more desirous of Thursday
seeing a full candid debate on the Hall.
pros and cons of this interesting
question. The debate is a time
for us to talk to each other about
how best to capture and characterize the institution as it is today
and as it will be in the next
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There is no more honorable
word in the lexicon of American
higher learning education than
"college." Indeed, some of the
most prestigious institutions in
the Ivy League maintain it as a
badge of their superiority. And
if it is the sense of our community that tins tradition is the
one we are most strengthened by,"
I for one am ready to reconsider
the change of status. if on the
other hand we look at the breadth
and comprehensiveness of our
programs and feel that we are
not only within the liberal arts
tradition but also play the
broader role of a small- to
medium-size university, then I
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Stark Learning Center, a
m four-story building on
Wilkes College campus, was
ooly bombed by a tall,
n, iurry terrorist after being
ized by "a bunch of hoods" early Sunday morning ac. g to Dorothy Nose, a local
nt

Nose told police she had
searching for her Easter
et at 9 am when she spied
suspect sneaking out of her
e through the back door.
The suspect allegedly headed
d the back entrance of Stark
ing Center toting Nose's
et with a large egg in it.
said she followed the furry
ure at a distance and thought
heard a ticking noise coming
the egg.
Nose then took cover in
y shrubbery while watching
suspect known as "Peter
ntail" join a gang of
n:yclists. Nose said she saw
biggest member of the gang,
fat man with ·a red coat and
boots known as "Santa
," mount a Harley sled with
Elf, 26, in the passenger
ent.
She said Claus
up the side ramp of Stark on
cycle and crashed through a
door entrance. When she.
them enter the building, she
kl phone the police. ·

When police arrived at the
scene with the bomb squad, they
found a trail of broken glass leading to the motorcycle gang. Before reaching the gang members,
they found security guards who
had been gassed lying at the foot
of the front desk and tied to
chairs in Stark lobby.
Elf,
Claus,
Cottontail and
other
members of the gang were found
sitting on the floor of the
Sordoni Art Gallery drinking
alcoholic beverages.
Members
refused to comment on the
situation as they were led out of
the building.
Joe
Cool,
a
freshman
engineering student, and a crew
of college students clad in
colorful outfits were found on the
second floor of Stark by born!)
squad officials and were hurriedly
escorted out of the building.
Cool told police and reporters
that he was in the building
because he wanted to perform a Rescue squad searches through rubble with bulldozers for survivor
laser-light show for the students squeeze my shoulders ·through the am, shortly after Elliot and Nose was in no condition to anwho were stuck on campus over hole, but I grabbed that rabbit bomb _squad members evacuated, swer further questions. After
break and didn't know anything by the scruff of his neck and leaving a mass of rubble where telling her story once to police,
about a bomb in the building.
.pulled him out I dragged him Stark was previously located. As she suffered from a nervous
· Detective Chris Elliot said outside and tried to get him to far as officials know, no one was breakdown.
Meanwhile, the deans are
he went into the basement of talk, but he just showed me a in the building at the time of the
meeting
with the president's
Stark to search for anything
timer with a digital display. I explosion and no one was injured
.council to discuss where hundreds
suspicious. When he reached the
saw that there were only 20 as a result of the explosion.
main hallway, he saw Cottontail
seconds left on the clock so I
Gang members and students of students who previously had
burrowing his way into a hole in · yelled for everyone to evacuate found at the scene are being held classes in Stark will be going
the ventilation system.
the building immediately."
for further questioning pending for the rest of the semester.
Elliot said, "I couldn't even
'The bomb exploded at 10:15
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ickering renovation surprises s u en s.
by Patty O'Fumiture
Pickering •Hall underwent
y changes during Spring
On Friday evening,
h 25, as soon as most of
students cleared out of the
dence hall, the work began.
getically,
and
enthusiasy, the workers worked until
Saturday morning. The en• building wa!l cleaned and
eled, and miraculously, all
bugs and mice were exter. ted.
began in the
the building with
ms and dust rags and polthe floor until it was

shining.
All the spider webs
were removed, and they repainted the walls a lovely shade of
blue. While the paint was drying, they replaced all the old
washers and dryers with brand
new Westinghouse models. The
walls were then decorated with
original
Monet
and
Renoir
prints. Mark Allen, director of
residence life, strongly suggested
that the budget be extended to
purchase a wide screen television
for the tv room with a VCR and
a two month introductory membership to Video World.
The workmen moved from
the basement up to the first, second and third floc,rs. Whirl-

pools and bars (for students of
legal age) were built into each
bathroom in the dorm. The so
called "pit0 in the middle of the
dorm was stocked with 16
pinball machines, and each floor
had brand new jukeboxes installed. A large trampoline was
placed in the bottom of the
"PIT" so that students have a
chance to jump around any time
they want. The bathrooms were
all cleaned with Mister Clean,
and when the cleaning was done,
the tiles sparkled. The rugs in
every room of the dorm were
taken up and replaced with new
plush carpet.
On Saturday morning exterm-

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inators arrived, pesticide and rat

poisoning in hand. The poison
was placed in remote comers on
every floor, and pesticides were
sprayed (although not everywhere because it wasn't necessary).
The finished product was a
wonderful surprise for returning
students.
When interviewed,
S.L. Imeball, a senior art major
from Newark, New Jersey, said
that he wasn't surprised that
Wilkes made such changes. "I
know Wilkes really cares about
the students that attend.
They
are c'.1ways ready and willing to
spend money when the good of
the students is concerned."

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�Green-Away a green Ii ght
by Mona Lott

The
construction
of
a
fishpond and wishing well are
part of Wilkes College's recently
initiated Green-Away Program.
By 1994, if the comprehensive,
ongoing project proceeds as
planned,
the
entire
campus
should be covered by concrett:,
macadam, or asphalt.
By getting rid of all grassy
areas, as well as trees, shrubs,
and flower beds, the cost of
maintaining the grounds will be
greatly reduced.
Additional
benefits to the College are
severalfold. The college will no
longer play host to insects such
as bees and ladybugs, thereby
reducing the risk of painful
stings or bites to students.
Additionally, students will be
submerged in an atmos phere
conducive to modem learning
without the distraction of such
staples of nature as plants and
animals. Squirrel traps and high
voltage bird zappers will keep
these
annoying
pests
from
entering the concrete sanctity of
the campus.
The fishpond will be located
in the empty lot between the
belltower and South Street.
It
will measure 6 yards across at its
greatest breadth, and will gently
slope to 5 feet at its deepest
point.
The elliptical pool will
be bordered by a broad stone
walkway so that people may
stroll around it's
perimeter.
Floodlights will be installed for
the protection of those who wish
to strcll at night. The pond will
be stocked with vinyl , all-

weather fish that are "attractive dean of student affairs. A change
to look at and easy to care for," • machine will be located near the
according to project director, I. well so that students may
. Kutchakokoff.
"In fact, since convert $1 or $5 bills into
the fish are fake, all that needs change in order to make utilising
to be done is anchor them to the the well easier. The fully
well
will
accept
bottom and clean the sludge off automated
quarters, much like a vending
of them every few months."
The wishing well is the machine, and provide a recorded
result of a generous bequest by splash when /4l coin is inserted as
The
alumnus
Harold "Pudd'nhead" if it were hitting water.
Dingleberry. Dingleberry was a person will then have thirtymember of the Wilkes class of seconds during which he may
'58, who requested that such a make his wish silently, at the
structure be built in his honor at end of which the machine will
the time of his death.
"He sound a short melody signaling
kicked
the
bucket
at
a the wish has been "heard." "It's
remarkably fortunate time for the all very therapeutic," says LampeCollege,"
said
Merriwether Groh.
Huffenpuff, director of bequests,
Although the prospect of
gross monetary gifts, and illicit digging an actual well was
grafting/tax evasion,
"[The discussed, the Board of Trustees
College] was in the process of decided against doing anything
looking for funds to begin the which could be perceived overtly
Green-Away project, and with his or indirectly as "surreptitious"
gift we're well ahead of our behavior on the part of this
projected goal for this fiscal institution.
period."
In fact, funds were allocated
Project director for the for the creation of a special
wishing well is famed New York image committee which recently
mod artist, Lotta Laffs.
The held
its
first
meeting
on
structure will be ten feet high, Weckesser lawn (soon to be
consisting of a fiberglass faux Weckesser patio). The group is
brick well wall topped by a wood- in charge of assu~g that a
look formica canopy. The well pos1uve image is presented to
will be in "traditional" style. It the public. during each of the
will be located between Chase College's erections.
and Kirby halls. The entire lot
"Progress is the key word,"
will be paved over to provide said President Christopher N.
smooth access to the well from Breiseth in a recent public
every direction.
relations-edited
press
release.
"The wishing well will be a "Wilkes
is
fulfilling
its
positive outlet for student stress commitment to students and the
which will also generate income community
by
providing
for the Wilkes Green-Away modem,
aesthetic additions to
Fund," says Jane Lampe-Groh, the campus. I believe that both

I've seen the light: Wilkes
by M. E. Evers
Yes, brothers and sisters!
Yes,
friends,
family,
and
significant others!
Yes, all de
little chillun of Ge world! I have
seen the light! I have seen the
light and it -was revealed to me
while I was reading a National
Enquirer
article about Jimmy
Swaggart!
And the light said to me,
"M. E., M. E., repent your evil
ways! Repent your evil thoughts
about the belltqwer! Repent all
the nasty things you've ever said
about this beautiful institution in
your column! Repent, and atone
for your sins, and be SAVED!"
"Oh, light," I said, "You've
shown me the light and I believe
in the light! But . . . what is
the light? I mean, it looks a lot
like an Eveready flashlight to me
"
"Silence,
mere
mortal!
None of your flippancy!
The
light is the light of higher
learning that burns brightly in
all the hallowed halls of Wilkes
College! This is the light whose

existence
you
have
denied!
Believe in the light and repent,
or perish in the everlasting
flames of the particle accelerator
in SLC!"
I didn't need a second to
think about that one: the light
had already convinced me that I
had been lost in the dark wood
of error. "Oh light, how can I
repent for my sins? I changed
my mind; I was wrong; I really
didn't mean all those ugly things
I said about the College. Wilkes
is a beautiful, beautiful place-with a veritable plethora of
learning experiences for all!
And the belltower is a wonderful
architectural structure--a marvel
of art and technology!"
"Not bad," commented the
light, "but that's easy to say,"
he continued. "What are you
going to do about it? We here
in the Church of the Everead-oops, I mean, Everbuming Torch
of Intellectual Light and Personal
Fulfillment· require that you show
some proof of your conversion
and dedication to the College
before you can . become one of

•

the fishpond and the wishing
well will have positive effects
on Wilkes as an institution
dedicated to higher learning."
A source within the GreenAway group reported that several
projects are already planned for
the near future.
Topping the list is the
creation of much-needed parking
space by constructing a multilevel parkade where the River
Common
now is. "The park,
which is not very nice anyway,
is a small sacrifice for such a
wonderful structure as a bland,
grey parkade," claims Honey C.
Menn, chairperson of the GreenAway Committee.
Another project
in
the
works involves the creation of
an Olympic sized hopscotch
court between the SUB and the
Evans alumni house.
The
athletic department jumped at the
chance to initiate an intramural
hopscotch league. "It's not just
for kids anymore," said recentl)'
hired director of fun and games,
Maude-Lynn Shrowd.
The group is split on how
to use the land between the
belltower and the library. One
faction feels that a much-needed
heliport could be
put
in.
Opponents of this say that the
heliport can be installed on the
roof of Stark and that this area
should be used to showcase a
recently acquired work of art. An
eight and a half-ton sculpture,
carved from one huge lump of
anthracite coal, by
reknowned
Wyoming Valley sculptor Ima
Miner,
is
an
"abstract
representation of the birth of

IS

the faithful."
"Oh,
please,
I'll
do
anything! Anything! Walk over
hot coals! Stand in the top of
the belltower when the chimes
go off! Listen to tape-recordings
of any speech the President ever
made at any College function-over and over!" · I screamed
wildly.
"No,
we've
thought of
something that will utilize your
unique talents--not only showing
us
the
strength
of
your
conviction, but making good use
of your talents, as well. . . we
want you to write propag--oops,
letters to prospective students
telling them how valuabl~ you
have found your experiences at
Wilkes."
"Yes, spirit, I'll do it! I'll
do anything for the glory that is
Wilkes and the grandeur that is
the belltower!
I just want to
make up for all those evil things
I said about the school! Never
again!
I will tum my column
from the festering wound of
annoyance it has become into a
source of joy for all members of

great!

the Wilkes community!
"And more than that, spirit!
I want to continue my atonement
after graduation!
I'm going to
Carler . Services
tomorrow
morning after I wake up, and I'm
going to request a job on the
Capital Camjlaign so I can stay
at Wilkes forever and help to
raise
money
for
important
College projects!" Editor's note:
This is all of M. E. 's column
that we have this week . When
we last saw her, she was dancing
and playing a tambourine at the
Avoca
airport,
singing
the
praises of Wilkes College to
everyone she met and handing
out blue and yellow carnations.
She's shaved he" head and is
wearing blue and fol1:[obes . . .
it's not a pretty sight.'.t' If any of
you see her, plecse give us a call
at The Beacon. In her curreni
state, she's dangerous--to herself
and others--and is sadly in need
of deprogramming to break this
"Wilkes
cult"
mentality.
Thapks.

superfi1c1'aijty, " accordi ng
artist. It ..,as purchased
college for the incredii.
price of only $82,000.
wh:1t it's worth," a
Miner told the Bacon .
The committee
accepted the motion
green areas of campus
immediate plans for
blacktopped as soon as
It is rumored thal
obelisk-shaped sandstone
have been ordered to fill ii
patches of grass
campus.
The idea fer
objects, allegedly, came
one somewhat flaky
was watching an old lJllllJ
Lost rerun and thought die,
"nifty." They would be
hard-to-pave spaces
between the wings of
like Sturdevant and Waller.
"Ideally,"
says
Horre, admissions liasoo
Green-Away Committee,
end of the Green-Away
the entire campus should
to rest on a solid
concrete.
This will make it
persons visiting the
know which buildings
the college, etc.
several artistic and
additions to the campll
allow us to recruit hi
students from around die
by touting ourselves as a
of technology and arL
mostly a matter of es
reputation. Wilkes is a
dedicated to the students
Green - Away program
their own good. Trust us
one."

Wanted: Distrib '

you can get The Be
and from the print
before Monday mo
you need not apply.
requirements inclu
a&gt;nstant aggrava '
disrespect, and hea
If interested call

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�according
s purchased
the incredibly
$82,000. "
vorth," a
Bacon.

motion
)f campus
ans for u
, soon as possi
mored that
l sandstone
lered to fill in
grass around
he idea for
~edly, c
t flaky
an old
j thought
y would

says
;ions liason
Committee,
reen-Away
npus should
a solid

make it
ng the
buildings

etc.
tic and s
the campus
recruit high
around the
irselves as a
y and art.
:er of estab ·
Wilkes is a
the students •
ay program
Id. Trust us

he Fabulous Rejoice folks, It's

kylark does
ilkes
.
o needs
Livingston
, The Pheromones, The Bulir any other Programming
event ever seen on this
? Their performances
nothing compared to the
featuring the mellow tunes
Vegas great, The Fabulous
I

!kylark brought his awe
· g road show to Wilkes,
school will never be the
again, His show was a
of lights, fireworks, and
special effects. Even the
s he wore were wonderEach costume made you resuch television greats as
Diller, Bea
Arthur,
Worley and, of course,
erful Liberace.
More important than his
presence was his musical
and talents.
His voice
uiual to, if not better than,
greats
like
Wayne
, Robert Goulet, and "The
Amigos": Sinatra, Martin,
Davis. The crowd melted as
slandard after standard enU&gt; a perfect show.
He opened the show with
renditions of old favolike "Chicago," "New York,
York," and "I Left My Heart
Francisco." The only difwas that he changed the
time, to

Wilkes-Barre.
"My kind of
town, Wilkes-Barre is, my kind
of town ... "
The highlight of the show
was his twenty-eight minute
Michael Jackson medley.
The
crowd went nuts as Skylark gyrated his hips and exclaimed,
"I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it!"
He also did Jackson (as well as
Jackson 5) classics like "ABC,"
"I'll Be There," "Thrilier," "Off
the Wall," and "The Way You
Make Me Feel."
Additionally, he performed a
variety of movie soundtrack
songs including "Maniac," from
Flashdance; 'Tm All Right" from
Caddyshack; and "Neutron Dance"
from Beverly Hills Cop (Part I).
Skylark's show will be on
the road for the next two
months, then it will move to the
studio where he will cut his first
album. "The album, tentatively
called 'Velvet Skylark,' will be
in stores for the Christmas
rush," said Skylark. "I'm very
excited!"
If you missed Skylark's
show, you may be able to catch
him on the David Letterman
show with his touring mate,
Jerry "Put Your Hands Together,
Make Hirn Feel at Home" Vale.
Thank you Programming
Board for possibly the best
concert this reviewer has ever
seen.

HAPPY WEEK!

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It's Happy Week!
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Happy Week!
Cancer- Sorry buster, you've already
gotten two this semester, so, it's Mediocre
Week for you!

Bacon at the movies

Rocky 99 hits the big
screen
by Siske! N. Ebert

Rocky Balboa is back! At
the age of 99, he prepares for
the biggest challenge of his life
(Sound familiar?). Once again he
enters the squared circle, this
time it is in a wheelchair. His
opponents are Emmanuel "Webster" Lewis and Gary "Whatchu
talkin' 'bout?" Coleman, who
still look eight years old.
The film starts in Philadelphia where Rocky has been
institutionalized at an old age
home by his wife. This occurred
after she asked him what he

wanted for breakfast and he
replied, "Yo Adrian, come sit on
my plate." He ttien proceeded to
punch her in a multitude of areas.
So Rocky got wheeled into the
institution and Adrian married Mr
T. Soon afterwards, Adrian and
Mr. T adopt Hays and Tays
(played by Coleman and Lewis).
They then proceed to challenge
Rocky to a title bout with Mom
and· Dad as their managers.
Just before the big fight
Rocky demands that the city of
Philadelphia builds an access
ramp for the famous stairs he
climbs every film.
So, with a

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thousand aging Philadelphians
wheeling behind him, Rocky
prepares for the big fight
I don't want to give the
ending away, but Rocky gets
killed when his chair falls down
the stairs.
But don't despair,
"Rocky 100: Rocky and Jason
Live" is in the works!
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Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18766

April 1, 1988
Vol. II
No.1

Reid, Elliot and others lnSiant.rep~ay a
transfer to Wilkes
Seikaly and
Syracuse ge
second shot
factor

by Jacques Strappe

When the administration at
Wilkes University decided to
build the . new Sports and
Conference Center they never
imagined the impact it would
have on the athletic department.
Wilkes has already been granted
permission to move to Division
I. With the players who have
already requested a transfer to
Wilkes it was the University's
only move.
Just this morning Head
Basketball Coach Ron Rainey
met with J.R. Reid former
standout star for the University
of North Carolina. Reid will be
joining the Colonels basketball
team in September.
Several
other standouts have also transferred to Wilkes.
Joining the
Wilkes basketball squad will be
Sean Elliot (Arizona University),
Jerome Lane (Pittsburgh) , and
Mark Macon (Tenfple).

The
women's
basketball
team has also been inundated
with numerous players.
Reports from the athletic
department are that many other
top ·notch athletes have been
turned away because of the
overflow. The n·umber of basketball players, both male and
female, has drastically increased
since Wilkes' announcement of
switching to Division I.
Sources from inside the
· athletic office say that the flood
of athletes is directly related to
the new Sports and Conference
Center.
"Ever since the new
Sports and Conference Center
has been built the request from
athletes already attending major
colleges and
universities
to
transfer
here
has
been
phenomenal," said a source from
within the athletic department
who
requested
not
to
be
identified. "Our only alternative
was to request a switch to

Division I. Now that has been
granted we can go $ead and
accept Reid's, Elliot's, Lane's,
and
Macon's
transfer
applications.
Four · secretaries have been
hired in the athletic office just to
handle the phone calls from all
the prospective athletic candictates.
Attempts to contact Coach
Rainey liave failed.
Sources
close to the coach report that he
is still in shock over the events
of the past weeks. Jodi Kest,
the women's basketball team
head coach, couldn't be reached
because she is currently in
Alabama at Auburn University
meeting with Mae Ola Bolton.
Wilkes University has already signed the contract to host
an East Regional playoff game
in · 1990. It could very well be
possible · that Wilkes University
will be the next NCAA Division
I Champions.

· Jayhawks led S
Syracuse's defense wm
shut down the offensivt
Sports fans, (and any one the Jayhawks.
else who wishes to read) basket'Tm so glad to
ball hisory has been made. All opportunity to
you ba:;icetball fans who watched selves," said Seiklay.
the Syracuse vs Rhode Island here last year and lost
game in the second round of the at the last second." C
NCAA tournament probably went ed, "It was a real heart
away thinking Rhode Island had
Boeheim was still
defeated the 1987 runners-up. from the shock of
Well, after further review of the Island game that he
tapes the decision was reversed. unable to speak. He
It was the first time the NCAA up signs to tell his
had decided to use instant replay. he wanted them to do.
When officials looked at the little confusing." said
tapes after the game, they real- "It threw us off in ~
ized that the three point shot at because we had to sq,
the buzzer had indeed gone into everything he wrote
- - - - -- - - -- - - - - -- - -- -- - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - l . tie the game.
The two teams
little 3X5 cards."
were then called back to play the
In the final
overtime period. Syracuse won
the game 102-101 on a bucket Oklahoma, the Oran
by the Orangemen's center Rony again rose to the
defeated the Soonca
"This game was
Seikal~e college basketball world
the
first half,"
was in shock.
Nobody could
believe what had just taken "We got Coach
by Joe Smoe
hottest goalie, Ed Buonocore. Lowriders versus .the Flyers. Let place. Syracuse Head Coach Jim board so he
Buonocore didn't allow a single me tell you folks it wasn't a Boeheim could not believe what messages."
"We were
The sports world is in an goal to be scored. Also putting pretty series! Before the start of had just taken place.
Pandouproar -- the Lowriders have won • in impressive perfonnances were game one both teams were monium broke out in the Hartford would have gon
back," Seikaly sai
the Stanley Cup in a stunning Andre Miller and Dan Dougherty. involved in a ten minute fight Civic Center.
four game sweep of the Phila- Miller burned the nets for before a packed Spectrum. Th:.
Syracuse
player
Derrick again, maybe
delphia Flyers!
Coleman, who had fouled out way."
sixteen goals, while Dougherty two culpruts of the fight wen·
earlier in the game, stated, "I
Douglass co
To tell the whole story we amassed
the
most
penalty Dave Brown and Bob Wall. w2·
just can't believe it. I wish I can't believe its really
have to go back to the start. It minutes in a play-off game: was given ~ ten minute majo.
could have been in there in the ing. Two weeks ago
j ust so happened that the presi- twenty.
while Brown was unable tr
end but I'm just happy to be able ing us we were out of I
dent of the Nlll., was in attendWell, nobody in their right compete due to broken ribs.
to play more." Boeheim was in here we are winning ital:
ance at the Wilkes College Intra- mind gave the Lowriders a
The Flyers were no match
so much shock he was unable to
Oh yeah, the last
mural Championship Game. He chance against Wayne Gretzkey for
the
quicker
Lowriders,
Coach Boeheim was
was so impressed with the way and the high powered Edmonton especially Jeff Howey.
Howey
speak.
The team then traveled to were leading him away
the Lowriders played that he ask- Oilers, but once again the was unstoppable in the short
East Rutherford, New Jersey to kno~s just when this
ed them if they would be in- experts were fooled. The Low- series. His slap shot, which was
take on Duke University at the wear off. Hopefully
terested in taking the place of riders dazzled the Oilers with perfected through the Wilkes
Meadowlands. Syracuse easily will recover by next
the lowly Minnesota North great skating and crunching body College
Physics
Department,
handed Duke a 103-68 loss.
So here you have I
Stars. The Lowriders accepted, checks.
The leaders of the beat goalie Ron Hextal repeatedIt was then on to Kansas story behind the NCM
and went on to capture the last Lowrider defensive effort were y. But the hero was Buonocore,
City for the Orangemen to meet ionship Tournament
play-off position in the Norris Pete Huber and Dennis Mejias. he was simply awesome!
Kansas. Kansas was no match wishes to con
Division.
Both these fine players crunched
With the Lowriders winning
for the likes of Sherman Syracuse 0rangemen
The
Lowriders
easily Oilers
all · over
the
ice. the Stanley Cup rumor has it that
Douglass, Seikaly and Coleman. victory and to Mi
disposed of the Detroit Redwings Buonocore was once again awe- every Nfil scout is combing the
The Orangemen exploded in the Boeheim a speedy
in four games, and then went on some, allowing only one goal in Wilkes College campus for
second half for 42 of their 95 Who knows? Maybe
to ,sweep the Saint Louis Blues the four game sweep of the hidden talent. The Bacon would
will follow the NCAA
to win the Norris Division. The Oilers.
like to congratulate the Lowpoints.
At
halftime,
Danny go to instant replay.
fans of Minnesota were amazed
The stage was set for the riders on winning the Cup and
with the play of their new team, Cinderella
story ·
of
the wish them luck for next season.
Manning and the rest of the .
which featured
the league's
by Marv Alpert

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us back.''
I signed the form and looked
at
the
check.
The sound of my father shou"Hey,
this check is only for
ting my name pulled me away
$1700.00," I cried. "You're cheatfrom my homework.
ing me!" .
"Jo Anne, a storm is com"Read the fine print," he
ing! Get down .to the root cellar,
snapped.
"It clearly states that
now!" he screamed.
we will lend ,you $2500 based on
I lifted my head and looked
a two semester year, at an interout my bedroom window.
est rate of 8%. After we charge
Tornado! I grabbed my for- Road!"
you $800 for processing, you
After
walking
for
days,
I
matted disks and lotus program
will receive $1700 for the year
came
upon
a
small
brick
buildfrom CS115, a #2 pencil, and
ing. I entered and was handed a and will owe us $2800."
prepared to run.
"Boy, am I being taken care
The bedroom windows shat- form the size of the Donnelly Dirof,"
I
grumbled to myself. Stuftered inward, and as I was sucked ectory.
the
check
into
my
through the hole in the wall, be"Financial Aid report," ex- fing
backpack,
I
continued
on
my
jourfore I lost consciousness, I heard plained the clerk.
my mother's voice. She was sayI thumbed through it The ney.
A week later, I was met by' a
ing, "Jo Anne, you're too old for first question read: "If you were
this." . Then I was gone,
born before 1961, fill in all woman who handed me a paper.
"Here is your course schedA insistent prodding to · my white spaces on pages 1,2 and 3,
ule
for
the next two years," she
ribs woke me up. Carefully, I leaving Section four blank, unsaid.
opened one eye and was surprised less you were in the Marines,
I studied it. I was registered
to see a beautiful woman peering then you must fill out the grey
anxiously into my face.
spaces near the bottom of page for Biology, Speech, Human Sex"Who are you?" I croaked · 6, before signing your name in uality, Business Writing, Mouse
Dissecting, Japanese, and Badmiweakly.
ink."
Dressed in yards of white
· Three months later, I return- nton.
"I want to be a film maker.
and pink taffeta and tull sprink- ed the completed form to the
There
are no film courses on this
led with gold glitter, and wearing clerk. He glanced through it, nodlist.
And
what's this charge for
a black mortarboard on her head, ding.
·
she drew herself up, smiled and
_"You filled everything in cor- $28.50?" I asked.
"The $28.50 is for your
announced, "I am the good Dean rectly. Please wait while I write
gym
uniform. And of course you
of Higher Education."
you a loan check."
have
no film courses. This sched"Where am I?" I asked.
The clerk returned with a
ule is designed for an Associates
"You are in the land of Acad- check and a form for me to sign.
emia. There is no turning back."
"We will lend you $2500 for degree," she answered.
Well, two years passed, and
Suddenly, a huge oak desk ap- this year. Sign this form swearpcared and the Dean · seated her- ing you won't join the Peace
Continued on p. 10
self behind it. Adjusting a pair Corps when it comes time to pay
of spectacles on her nose, she r - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - asked, "What would you like to
be? A doctor, an engineer, a teacher? No? A secretary?"
"I've always wanted to be a
filmmaker," I confessed.
"Then a filmmaker you shall
be! Do not worry, we will take
care of you now. You are in Academia!
An exhibit called "American Maslow. "Long term, I'd like to
"This is what I recommend,"
Art Since WWII from the Maslow build a significant collection
she continued. "You will begin
Collection" will be on display in which can be added to the area's
work on your Associates degree.
the ·Sordoni Art Gallery from · cultural resources and be availIt is a two year degree allowing
April 10 through May 8. Prior able to the public."
you to get all your liberal art and
to the opening of the exhibit,
Some of the artists that will
core requirements out of the way
the collection's owner, Richard be featured . in the exhibit are
first Then we will transfer you ·Maslow, President and Chief Robert
Motherwell,
Robert
to another school for your Bach- Executive Officer of InterMetro Rauschenberg,
Jasper
Johns,
elor's degree. What do you say?"
Industries, will give a lecture on Roy Lichtenstein, Frank Stella,
"Why can't I go to a film
April 9 at · 4 pm in Schaeffer and Andy Warhol.
school and just learn filmmak- Hall, located on the first floor of
Accompanying the collecing?" I asked.
Stark Leaming Center.
tion will be four films from the
The good Dean shook her
Another speaker at the award-winning series, "Shock of
head.
exhibit will be Anthony Sorce, a the New." The films that will be
"That will never do! Here in New York artist who .has been a shown are: "Threshold of LibAcademia we insist all our stud- consultant to the Maslow · Col- erty," "View from the Edge,"
ents be well-rounded. Don't you lection. A reception in the Gal- ''Culture as Nature," and "Future
want to be well-rounded?"
lery will follow the lecture:
That Was." Each film will be
"Good Dean," r said, "I am
"There is a personal enrich- shown twice in the Media Center
well-rounded.
I've traveled the ing of one's own life through of Eugene Shedden Farley Library
world a bit, I've been a DJ and looking at, learning about, and on South Franklin Street
worked for a carnival. Plus I collecting art We also wish to
For more information conwrite poetry. Isn't that well-roundcreate an opportunity to share ui.ct the Sordoni Art Gallery at
ed enough?"
these discoveries with the Inter- 824-4651, or stop by for a visit.
Shaking her head at my igno- Metro employees and others in The gallery is located on the
rance, the good Dean answered,
the local community for their first floor of the Stark Learning
"You must underf!O the College
education and enjoyment," said Center.

Maslow collection
to show ·at Wlkes

�PAGE TEN

April 7,

C entr al City Nite Flite:
Jazz at Wilkes

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Tuesday morning, April 12, at performing at , tne Pine Arts
around 11:15, the group will be Fiesta, which will be held on Pub"Ladies
and
gentleman,
performing
outdoors
behind lic Square, Wilkes-Barre.
please welcome Central City Nite
Chase Hall, by the belltower.
As you -can see, things are
Flite." If you were at the Cue-nThis performance will be spon- happening for Central City Nite
Curtain's Variety Show, you
sored by M.E.N.C. Later in the Flite. However, the group can
heard these words, and hopefully
month, April 29, 30, and May 1, use support from any person or
in the future you'll be hearin~
the group will be performing organization. So if you have a
these words on a regular basis . once again, this time for the need to acquire the groups serCentral City Nite Flite is a proCherry Blossom Festival.
This vices, remember their motto:
gressive jazz-fusion group made
too
will be sponsored· by "With enough notice, we'll play
up of students from Wilkes ColM.E.N.C., however, at press anywhere at any time." Suppor
lege. They play all original m1
· time, exact times · for the your fellow students and get out
sic written by members of tlJt.
performances were not set In there and enjoy the sounds o
group.
May,
the
group
will
be Central City Nite Flite.
Central City was formed in
January 1988 with the hopes of
taking the group as far as possible and at the same time proWilt.es College Programming Board
moting the group's individual meAnnounces the following openings for
mbers.
The members of the
group are: Nick Driscoll on sax1988-1989 committee chairmen
ophone, Steve Primatic on vibes
and marimba, Jeff Gerosky on
guitar, Gary Larocca on bass, Jeff
-Mini-Concerl:
Dent on keyboards, Steve Fidyk
on drums, Debbie Bialecki on
congas, and Dominick Cuccia on
....Novell :
percussion.
Throughout the remainder of
the semester, Central City Nite
-Films:
Flite will be performing on and
around the Wilkes campus. On
movies, arranging film
Saturday, April 9, the group will
festivals, etc.
be performing in the CPA as the
opening act for a comedian, Earl
Interested students may attend a
Recd, sponsored by the Programming Board. The following afterProgramming Board meeting, Thursdays,
noon at 3:30, the group will be
noon, SUB TV room or call X2925 or X4108
performing at the senior recital
of Gary Larocca, premiering a
comoosition written bv Larocca

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I finished my Associates degree.
How proud I was, to be a college
graduate, and only $5600 in
debt.
The good Dean of Higher
Education appeared.
"Congratulations, my dear,"
she smiled. "You made it through
your first two years. Now continue on the Red Tape Road for
your next degree."
I was getting closer to my
goal! Only two more years and
I'd be a filmmaker, earning big
bucks!
A man met me at the door of
my new college.
"Here is your class schedule
for your Bachelor's degree," he
told me. I excitedly studied it. I
was signed up for Sociology, Anthropology, Philosophy, Computer Studies, and Badminton.
'Tm a film major. Why
don't I have any film making
classes?"
"Because," he replied, "you

have to get a Master's
order to make films."
They tell me that
apy he will walk again.
years passed. On
went, through the land of
ia in degrees, until
big day crune.
"D1': Jo Anne Heen,
filmmak:ing," said the
speaker. Tears sprang
. eyes as I rolled my w
the front of the platfi
92 years old and M ·
picking up my tuition.
great day! My heart
in joy and excitement. I
zy and lightheaded.
... having..... a.... heart attaetl
"Jo Anne, wake
be late for basketwea ·
my roommate shoutoo in
"Leave me alone,'
bled, pulling the covers
head.
"Basketweaving?!"
popped out of the co
it wasn't a dream. I
trapped in the land of A
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April 7, 1988

a success .at Wilkes
jazz pieces. He played a popular
tune called "Spain" which the
audiance recognized, and· ahh's
were heard.
Cullen told the audiance
about a scary experience he had
the first time he went plane gliding. He wrote a song about the
experience which he titled "The
Glide Ride," and he played it for
the audiance. It was a very light
and peaceful tune. He painted a
scene of the gliding by playing
his music.
. The last piece Cullen played
was titled "Cycles," and he considered it to be rock and roll on
classic guitar.
For his encore
Cullen played a variation of
"Cycles." Then he played a jazz
version of "Heard it through the
grape vine."
The Programming Board has
many solo and mini concerts
scheduled throughout the semes-

Cullen was influenced by
Ralph Towner who is a guitarist
CPA on Wednesday, on ECM records. He has . been
, Programming Board's listening to Towner for ten
Andy Morrell, intro- years, and he played two pieces
mdham Hill guitarist by Towner at the solo concert
Cullen is featured on the
. The audiance was
which
with the sound of Windham Hill Sampler
music emerging from will be coming out the first week
'tar when he took his of May. He has the opening cut
on the sampler.
When asked
stage.
mentioned Bach's what he considered his music, he
IKI then played a pre- replied, "My music is light jazz
of his violin pieces. fusion."
While Cullen was tuning his
~yed a jazzed up Bach.,.
iold the audiance that guitar between songs, I overwrote a ton of good heard a person in the audiance
say, "He even sounds good when
attended the Univer- he is tuning the guitar." Before
llartford, Hart School of the intermission, Cullen played
Be has a background in "On the way," which is the song
music, but prefers play- that will be featured on the WindHe is presently teach- ham Hill Sampler.
After
the
intermission
ell College, and he
Cullen played two traditional
in the Northeast

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PAGEELEVEN

ter. If you missed David Cullen,
you will have a chance to see

Earl Reed, a comedian who will
be performing Saturday, April 9.

rl Reed WILL make you laugh
Nite Flite, a band made up of Lauderdale; Comic Strips, NY;
Dangerfield's, NY; Governor's
Wilkes students.
holidays are over and .
Reed is no stranger to the Comedy Club, Long Island;
Ml get back to the bump
college scene. He has performed Hysterics, Long Island; and Yuk
of school. Don't you at over fifty different schools. Yuk's, Buffalo and Rochester.
that the Programming Among them are Boston Univer- This list is only a small
d let you come back sity, Dartmouth College, Lehigh sampling of the clubs Reed has
t entertainment for
University, North Carolina State worked; we don't have the room
weekend back in our Univ., Northeastern Univ., Univ. to list them all (if we listed them
Ii heaven.
of Mass., Univ. of Rhode Island, all, we wouldn't have much more
time the hardworking and many more.
space left, understand?).
brought you another
Reed has also been a headAside from touring on his
Ml goodness
headliner:
liner at many comedy clubs from own, Reed has appeared with
Earl Reed. The show different places in country. He's such notables as Yakov "What a
ay night at 8:00 in
worked at Catch a Rising Star, Country!"
Smirnoff,
Tom
Reed should come on
NYC; Chuckle's Comedy Club, Driessen, Steven Wright, Jay
8:30, after a set by the Long Island; Comedy Attic, Leno and Paula Poundstone (both
group, Central City
Rochester; Comic Strip, Fort of "Late Night with David

Letterman"
fame),
Whitney
Houston, Chaka Khan, and Kool
&amp; the Gang. He has also made
TV and radio appearances, most
notably his own show called
"Earl Reed -- An Evening of
Stand-up Comedy," on KNME-TV
(PBS) Albuqueruque, NM.
Besides comedy, Reed professes to be an expert in basketball, juggling, and improvisation.
The Hartford Advocate says
about Earl Reed that "he has a .dynamic, multi-faceted approach to
comedy." The Sunday Post says,
"Reed's act showed a good sense
of timing, and he had a wide-eyed

innocent look: mat worked well
with his material."
And J.T.
Taylor, lead singer of Kool and
the Gang, said, "Great act!
Definitely an asset to our
shows!"
So sit back and be prepared
for an unparalleled evening of
comedy. Rumor has it that Reed
did a three hour show -- one of
the longest on record -- to a
capacity
crowd
at
Lehigh
University. So, we might be in
for a long, funny night.
The only thing left to do is
show up at 8:00 for the opening
act -- Central City Nite Flite - then sit back and laugh with
Earl Reed.

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�April 7, 1988

Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA
No.21
18766

Baseball ·team splits
with Clarkson
by Lisa Miller
On

Friday,

April

1,

and

cd Wilkes' loss to Clarkson on
Friday. The Colonels record now
stands at 2-5.
·

Men's tennis tea
served two losses
By Rob Mac Arthur

primarily responsible for the
Wilkes assault. Reilly hit a tworun home run with Price on base

The Wilkes College men's
tennis team started their season

just haven't been g
breaks," said number
Chris Arabis.
"My serve is bee

slowly with two losses.
The
stronger. I feel that
Evanina's record is 1-1, as
to account for the Colonels two first came in the opener against
match at Susquehanna
he walked four and struck out
runs in the second inning.
Ursinus the Thursday before
win for Wilkes," said
four Clarkson players.
Evanina
In the third Reilly hit an spring break. The second came
to
the
didn't allow any earned runs.
RBI triple and Price picked up a on Tuesday against Moravian.
Czemiakowski.
Evanina backed up his pitching
two run triple in the fifth.
Coach Wingert believes the
The team plays •
with two hits of his own,
Rob Pietrzyk hit a two run losses are due to the sheer inhanna on Thursday al
kn~ked in one run, and scored
double in the third, then Ken experience of
many of the
They travel to J
two
Chakon drove him home with a
·
. 1
players.
Only a few of them
Saturday, April 9,
The Colonels buried Clarksmg e.
played on their high school
women's team. The
junior transfer from Keystone son early as they scored two runs
The Colonels next play at tennis- teams.
Wingert believes
match is Tuesday,
Junior college, threw an eight- in the second inning and then
home today (Thursday) against the new players must focus on
against Albright. Ma
hiller to lead the Colonels to a took tot.al command of the game
Scranton.
Game time is scheconsistency and aggressiveness
set for 3:30 p.m. ome
J5-1
victory
over
Clarkson. scoring nine runs in the third.
duled for 3:00 p.m. Come out in collegiate play.
show your support
Brian Reilly and Eric Price each
Reilly, a freshman from
and show your support for the
"I've been playing well, but
Colonels.
knocked in four runs to pace the Dunmore, and Price, a graduate •of Colonels.
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Saturday, April 2, the Wilkes
College men's baseball team
hosted Clarkson University from
Potsdam, N.Y.
In Friday's game Clarkson defcatcd
the Colonels
16-2.
Joscfowicz picked up the loss for
Wilkes.
On Saturday, Bill Evanina, a

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Steeber Named to
ECAC All • Star team
Basketball star Jeff Steeber
has once again gained recognition for his outstanding career
at Wilkes College. Steeber was
recently named to the Eastern
Collegiate Athletic Conference
1987-88 all-star squad as a member of the second-team front
court.
The honor caps off a fine
performance for the

Do you enjoy

major from
Shickshinny, PA.
Steeber had earlier been named to
the MAC all-star second tea_m.
The 6-foot-5 senior closed out
his basketball career at Wilkes
becoming the thirteenth Colonel
to score 1000 points.
This past season Steeber
averaged l8.6 points per game
and led the team in rebounds,
pulling down 9 .3 per game.

photographing sporting
events?
Then The Beacon has a
position for you.
We are looking for a
Photographer to shoot
pictures at all home
games for publication
in The Beacon.
If you have the time
and the desire give us
a call at x2962.

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O I must congratulate my good friend Danny Manning and hi

8 Jayhawk teammates for their defeat of the high powered 0
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8 the Sooners have come in second place in both major

o championships held this year? First, they lost to Miami on 'ew
0 Day for the Division I football championship, and now this.

8 next, baseball?
More important than that, congratulations to that everpr
8 monster, Tim Walker, for his quick and accurate answers to last
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8 answers in an encyclopedia (just kidding, folks). In case an
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losing sleep over ii, the team that Joe B. Hall, Don Haskihs, and

0 Knight all coached in 1972 was the U.S. men's Olympic

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Sporting Woodies
Smegma Pi Beavers
Psychedelic Solution

DIVISIONB
1. Fighting Irish
2. The Spleefers
3. . Beer-Time Raiders
4. Stooges
5. Model "A" Fords
6. Foot Long Hot Dogs

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Men of Girth vs Leftovers
Sterling Specials vs Silver Bullets

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5. Diaz Alumni
6. GoNads
Standings as of 4-6-88

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The Spleefers vs Foot Long Hot Dogs
Roadwarriors vs Leftovers
Sterling Specials vs Go Nads

team. Also, the very first NCAA title was won, exactly fifty y

0 by the Oregon Ducks over the Buckeyes of Ohio State. Way
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assistant dean of admissions. Mr. Guffrovich ca?1e the cl
correctly picking the final four and eventual champion of the
He picked as his final four: Purdue, Arizona, Duke, and 0
0 Although he chose Purdue to win it all, he did pick three out of
0 had the right region for the winner. Next came senior basketball
Scott Jacoby and Beacon sports editor, Bill Kem, each with !WO
O four. Incidentally, no one picked Kansas to brpk the final four.
Baseball time folks, 'nuff said!

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W11kes College Wilkes-Barre, PA · 18766

April 14, 1988

udent crowned Miss Wilkes-Barre Scranton
does it feel to be a
Judy Fitch,
newly
Miss
Wilkes-Barre/
, responded to this ques~ saying,
"It feels really
however I don't really
kXl much time to enjoy it.
been such hard work ever
Iwas crowned."
y is a part-time student
6 credits this semester)
es College who lives in
For winning the contest,
ived a $1,000 scholarThe contest was co-sponby the Times Leader and
-TV, Channel 22. Judy
the beauty contest in
of winning money to help
nts. She has an older
in medical school and a
sister who will be out of
a:hool in a year. So far at
she has completely

relied on the scholarship money.
Judy's next .goal is to win
Miss Pennsylvania, and after
that she would like to try for
Miss America.
The past two
winners of the Miss Pennsylvania .contest were each a
former
Miss Wilkes-Barre/
Scranton. She will have to
compete against 22 other winners of area pageants for the title
of Miss Pennsylvania. The winner of Miss Pennsylvania receives $15,000 scholarship money.
That is exactly what Judy
is working for.
Judy had never been to a
pageant before that, and she
didn't expect to win the crown.
She felt the competition was
difficult because all the other
girls involved were more experienced.
The crowd thought
that
her
performance
was
wonderful.
She sang Whitney
Houston's song,
"Where Do

Broken Hearts Go?"
She has
been working very hard on her
ability to perform, and the hard
work will continue until she
enters the Miss Pennsylvania
competition on June 11 in Al-

toona.
The preparation has been and
will continue to be difficult for
Judy. She has already given up
chocolate for 5 months, and has
been working out by lifting
weights.
"I found it certainly keeps
me busy," she said.
When asked if she had
anything to say to Wilkes College students about winning, she
said, "A beauty pageant is an
illusion. People think it is all a
big 'head trip' that builds a
person's ego, but most of us are
there for that scholarship money.
The scholarship money is
the biggest goal I have set for
myself."

Judy Fitch's life
winning the pageant.

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onomist traces capitalism through history
by Kim Klimek

Galbraith,
economist,
traveled
to
Monday to reflect upon "Economics

John
Kenneth
Galbraith,
author, economist and diplomat,
lectured on "Economics in This
Time" at 8 pm Monday in the
King's College gymnasium.
Galbraith, 80, served as deputy administrator of the Office of
Price Administration in the early
1940s and was a principle figure
in organizing the wartime system of price control, which he
headed until 1943. He later held
other public offices and was
awarded the Medal of Freedom by
President Harry S. Truman.
Galbraith traced major economic movements through history. "If we do not know our history, we are doomed to repeat
it," he said. He began with the
issue of slavery -- a social, economic and religious problem of
our early capitalistic society - and continued up to the problems of unemployment and inflation in the 80s.
.
He talked of Adam Smith's

Wealth of Nations
which said ducts became available on the
the Quakers of PA had recently world market, the Russians had
freed their slaves due to the fact increased trouble keeping up
that there were so few slaves in with the other countries. He said
the North. He said that after the that to solve their problem, he
the abolition of slavery, the once recommended letting people
lenders of money could not make cross the border -- an idea that
He
slaves out of debtors and "bank- was not warmly received.
that Gorbachev's
ers could again expect to go to also hopes
heaven."
Continued on p.3
He said that other problems
of early capitalism were: strong . . . . . . .- -. .- - - - - - •
economic groups in power which
were greatly resented, cruelties
against minorities (elderly, Jews,
Inside this wue:
Italians, former slaves and descendants), inadequate housing
Teacher's Voice . p. 3
and stress from depression.
According to Galbraith, modSAMS' Interview p. 4
ern capitalism could be divided
into three great revolutions - the
Sunshine! p. 6
Russian, the Roosevelt and the
Keynesian. He said that all three
Programming Day p.9
revolutions have run into trouble.
Home team hits homers p.1
In 1917, the Russian economy only had to deal with necessities like food, shelter and
clothing. As a wide range of pro-

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PAGE1WO

A pawn in their 2ame

Editorial

Faculty involvement vital

Enrollment, the bell
tower and Joolcor

This week's issue of The Beacon features a short question and
answer section in which faculty members were asked to respond to
how they felt they were treated by "the boss" (i.e. the
administrators) here at Wilkes. This section brings out a valid
point: many times the views of the faculty here are not taken into
consideration, or their views are never voiced because of the fear
of political retribution.
Yes, there are faculty meetings, and the
Faculty Grievance Committee, and the committee process in
general.
Certainly individual faculty members can talk to the
President or other administators privately, but overall,
faculty
participation in the operation of the College is severely limited.
Some would argue that faculty members are here only to teach.
How the school is managed should not concern them. Is there any
validity to this statement? True, not all faculty members are
trained in adminstrative skills.
Admimstrators are trained to
manage, and with this management comes a certain amount of
responsibility and power. It is when the power that administrators
are given becomes concentrated, and they are unwilling to
distribute that power evenly, that problems arise.
In this case,
faculty are refused a voice in issues that directly affect them, such
as merit pay, the hiring of adjunct professors, and university
status. These are issues that it is not only sensible to give faculty
members a chance to address, but necessary. After all, just as ali
faculty members are not aware of the intricacies of management,
administrators are not the authority on instructing students or the
autthority on the best interest of the faculty.
It would seem that abuse of power has become a problem at
Wilkes.
The most notable way in which the administrators are
taking advantage of this power is in the clandestine manipulation
of faculty members. Ideally, a faculty member should be assured
that if he expresses a view that "clashes with that of the
administrative view that there will be no retaliation, either direct
or indirect, against his actions. Judging from the hedging answers
The Beacon has received on touchy issues, and the reluctance of
many faculty members to go on the record with information, this
retaliation is a very real threat.
Although the President assures
the faculty that their _views can be heard, there are administrative
pressures that prevent faculty from speaking their minds.
If a faculty member has a grievance against a policy change
the College is making he is, in fact, taking a risk in speaking
out. If the faculty member is untenured the risk is obvious--he can
jepordize his opportunity for tenure by stepping on the wrong
toes. For tenured members of the community the risk is less
obvious. The powers that be have to work harder to make their
dissatisfaction known. This can take any of a variety of forms:
refusing orders for goods, giving the faculty member a too heavy,
too light or not challenging enough work load, cancelling (by
covert means) classes a faculty member is teaching. In any case,
a faculty member stands to lose from speaking his mind.
The question that remains is not how the faculty can get the
administrators to listen, although this is important.
The real
question is how to get the administration to share their power with
the faculty in those areas that require faculty input. The answer is
complicated by the fact that the adminstration seems to give the
faculty little more than "window-dressing" input. In the face of
administrative stonewalling, the solution to this problem must
originate from the faculty.
The Beacon
proposes a three-point solution.
First, the
faculty must organize to present a strong, unified front.
The
administration would be more receptive to a larger, more cohesive
group than they would to small, fragmented factions. Seco_nd, the
group must negotiate with the administration for the nght to
participate in college policy making. In affairs that dir~ctly affect
the academic atmosphere of the College or the faculty m general,
the faculty should be an integral part of management, not just a
corollary to that management. And finally, the faculty has to
insure the safety of its members. Any faculty member should have
the right to express. opinions that oppose administrative policy
without fear of retribution, perhaps through a set of enforceable
guidelines.
Political strongarming is unethical, and does not
promote a healthy cooperation between members of the
administration and faculty.
It makes sense for members of the faculty to be involved in
the management of the school when it directly involves them. But
this involvement can only be achieved through a cooperation
between the faculty and administration. Once this cooperation is
ac hieved,
it will not only generate a more effectively
fuunctioning institution, but will generate the kind of attitude that
is vital to the fulfillment of Wilkes' communal goals.

by M. E. Evers

Wilkes?
Don't ask silly questions.
The College always says it
expected enrollment to increase
next year.
It didn't specify
enrollment of humans .
Next
year's freshman class is expected
to be 40 percent Joolcorians, all
coming to Wilkes to get a
quality liberal arts education-something that doesn't exist on
Joolcor.
They're all marketing
and sales majors on Joolcor.
Really.
And
now
that
I've
enlightened you, I must leave
you, gentle readers. I promised
the world syndication rights to
this story to the Weekly World
News, and I have to have my
story in to them by tomorrow.
They've promised me front-page
coverage--and a picture!
(And
the Beacon relegates this story
to a "humor column"!
Hmmm.

Maybe it's time
newspapers!)
But since this is
short column, I'H leave )'Ill
a suggestion for filling
those dreary hours that
would've spent reading
column: go stare at some
drendron. I found them;
outside Sterling Hall.
they're going to bloom.
sometime soon. I ·ust know

Another week, another Beac.
. on.
So it doesn't rhyme
quite right.
(Whaddya think I
am, an English major?) Another
week, another column. And alas,
dear readers, no delightful little
memos from Dr. Breiseth awaited
my eager eyes at the Beacon
office this week, and everyone
at the Beacon
office--even the
stogie-smoker--hid
under
their
Write your Editor!
desks when I walked in this
week, so I'm afraid you're going
Just drop your le
to be stuck with what my
by The beacon ofti
somewhat fuzzy early-morning
on the 3rd floor of
mind has come up with this
week.
SUB. All letters
Well, here it is, gentle
be signed to insure
readers:
I finally understand
what the belltower's for.
validity, but name
Mind you, this isn't just
be withheld upon
another
column
about
the
belltower. This is the belltower
request.
column to top all belltower
columns--to top anything ever
written about the belltower--in 1
I
The Beacon or otherwise.
The belltower's actually a
signalling
post
for
alien
invaders
from
the
planet I
Joolkor. I'm sure of it.
I
The
idea
only
really . Name: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
crystallized in my mind this
Local Address: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
week, although suspicions have
been floating around in there for
a while.
Local Phone Number: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
Why do I think this? Well,
those funny-looking black "light
Permanent Address:. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
poles" that were just installed
gave me the first idea. They're
not light poles; they're landing
Class: _ _ _ _ _ _ __
guides. Like airport beacons, for
GPA: _ _ _ _ __
instance.
And all the paving that's
been going on around campus?
Positions interested in
Landing pads.
I'm sure of it.
(rate in order of preference)
Admit it, don't the sidewalks
Editor-in-Chief _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
around Pickering Hall look like
News Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
runways? Joolcor spaceships are
Feature Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
rather small (since Joolcorians
are small creatures, standing
Sports Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
only 3 feet high with antennas
Copy Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
extended), and this is more than
ample space for them to land in.
Photography Editor _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
And all the grass that's been tom
Advertising Manager _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
up?
Easy.
Joolcorians are
allergic to the stuff.
Makes
Business Manager _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
them get hives.
Distribution Manager _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
I've even figured out why
the · clock face that looks out on
(Business &amp; Distribution Managers mus be white card
River Street doesn't show the
elfgible, parking will be available for distribution)
correct time: it's not a clock at
all. The other three are, but that
one's just a blind.
When the
Please deliver your application and a writing sam~le
Joolcorians prepare to land, the
(previous Beacon story, a term paper, or R'., English
c_Iock face slides off and the
paper) to Mr. Tom Bigler, Capin Hall -uom 20B
belltower becomes a docking
You will be called for an interview.
port--just like in all those
George Lucas movies!
Application deadline: Wed, April 20, 1988.
But why, you ask. Why is
the College doing all of this just
so space aliens can land at

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economy.
He talked about how the
elt administration dealt
some of its economic probby creating social programs
welfare and social security.
someone asked how likely
that the social security
would continue to exist,
"5J)Onded that he felt the
States would 40e rich
to continue to support
rly and that this should
amajor concern.
During the Keynesian era,
tion occurred.
Galbraith
lhat before this era the Preswouldn't mind meeting with
ists. ,. Now, if the Presfound out that he was schedto meet with an economist,
·ght want to postpone the
tment for a · few days or
because he was probably
bad news. Galbraith said
if Reagan sees an economist
g, he would probably want
pone it for months or simeel the appointment.
He said that as a result of
Slagflation, bureaucratic tenresulted similar to those
Soviet Union. There was
ce to innovation, change

and managerial problems. Intelligence was measured by who
was in power and in terms of the
government then in control.
After encountering so much
bureaucracy, Galbraith said that
he began to notice something
happening in certain industries - people were beginning to resemble the products they manufactured.
Remedies have been as painful as the disease of stagflation itself. Galbraith said that cutting
the budget weakened the basic industry, caused farm disaster.
higher unemployment rates and a
heavy international trade deficit.
Although he said he did not
befieve that there is any magic
in monetary policy, he was not
against cutting the budget where
necessary . This would apply to
programs
involving
technological advancements but not
Lo many social programs.
He
said even if the national budget
is reduced, minorities lik~ the elderly, farmers and minimum wage
workers should be protected.
Galbraith was hopeful for
the future of the US economy.
He paralleled last year's stock
market 'Crash to the crash of
1929. Although there were some
rough years following the crash,
he said, the market trading did

A pilgrimage to reverse
the Arms Race

improve. He said that since we
have social programs available
and a good banking system not
present in the 20s, recovery
from the latest crash should be
easier.
When asked what presidential candidate he would support, he replied that, as a rule,
he always supported friends and
that Gov. Michael Dukakis was ·a
friend from his
home state of
Massachusetts.
Galbraith's visit was organized by the Jewish Community
Center of Wyoming Valley, in cooperation with King's College,
College
Misericordia, Luzerne
County Community College, College Misericordia and Wilkes College.
Representives of Wilkes at
the student question and answer
period at the news conference
held prior to the lecture were:
Anne Humphrey, West Pittston;
David Tevet, Kingston; Nagwa
Taylor,
Kingston;
John
J.
Walsh,
Wilkes-Barre;
and
Samuel
Perry,
Wilkes-Barre.
President Christopher Breiseth,
Theodore Engel, dean of the
Wilkes School of Business and
Economics,
and
Jane
Manganella, public relations director, were also present at the
day's events.

■------------------------------­

by Amy Braun
Some of our nation's concerns about international peace
have been relieved since Ronald
Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev
signed the INF agree-ment. But
, was that enough? People need to
make a statement about peace,
and college students are planning
a two-week peace walk to reverse
the direction of the Arms Race.
This walk will be aiming to halt
the progress of nuclear testing.
The march will go through many
east coast c1 ties. the east coast
being the most densly populated
part of the country. By marching, the peace message will be
brought to the thousands of
people who will be encoun-tered,
as well as those who will later
read about the walk.
Petitions
will be given to Congressmen
along the way to urge them to
demand legislation to slow the
arms race. Workshops and presentations will be pro-vided to
educate those involved about the
arms race.
There are two phases of the
walk: New York to Philadelphia,

May 23 to May 29, and
Philadelphia
to
Washington,
May 29 to June 5. One has the
option of walking in one phase
or both phases.
The walk is sponsored by
many peace groups and religious
groups on the east coast. On the
national level,
it is supported
by United Campuses to Prevent
Nuclear War. This is the fifth annual pilgrimage.
It will begin
Monday, May 23, at the United
Na-lions in NYC, and seven days
later the walkers will arrive at
Indepen-dence
Hall,
Philadelphia. The final phase will end
in Washington.
A fifteen minute VHS video
cassette of previous peace walks,
or a set of 105 slides with a 12
minute audio tape, are also available.
The deadline for registration is April 30. Food and indoor lodging are available every
day. The average daily distance
covered is 12 miles. For fur-ther
information about the peace walk
or a registration form, contact
Andy Morrell in the Programming Board office, 3rd floor of
the SUB, or call x2925.

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Teacher's voice
by Rob Mac Arthur
How do the teachers feel
they are treated by "the boss" at
Wilkes? So often the voice of
the teacher goes unheard, so I
thought it was time to change
that. All names are withheld to
remove any fears which · may
cause teachers to alter genuine
answers. Here's what tliey said:
"The administration seems
not to care about the desires or
opinions of the faculty. Faculty
are told that we have input into
various decisions, but, actually,
we have none.
The administration is riot nearly so aggressive in improving the abysmal
salaries and horrendously inadequate benefits of Wilkes faculty
members."
"It's about the same as at
other schools.
Now, state
schools are a different story.
There have been substantial improvements in the past year."
"My impression is that they
are fairly sensitive to the faculty
needs."
"I'm only part-time, so I
don't have to deal with them too
much."
"I never feel treated by the
administration, I deal with them.
I'm an equal partner in the
operation of the school. "
"The word I would use is
CHEAP. We arc treated like we
are cheap, like the peripheral

part of the college."
"I chink I'm treated pretty
well for a part-time teacher."
"I can only speak for
myself, and I would say that we
are treated with great respect by
both the administration and the
students -- it doesn't pay very
well, but we get treated like
kingl Our resources are limited.
There are all kinds of things that
aren't right, but Wilkes is a good
employer."
"I think we could get more
credit where credit is due. We
don't get the nice pat on the
back that we should get at
times."
"It's tough for me to answer,
I'd better pass."
"Badly. This past week an
administrator fired the chairman
of the education department. The
chairman
of
the
education
department has been chairman
for many years.
The administrator has been at Wilkes for
four months. Clearly, if the administration does not like what a
teacher is doing, they will
retaliate."
"Salary-wise, Wilkes falls
below the national average. But
there is a lot more to teaching
than economics, such as adequate
facilities, class size and equipment. We try to keep class sizes
small, but equipment and facilities are not what they should
be."

�P~ 'EFOUR

April 14, 1988

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address on peace

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The Most Reverend Thomas
Gumbleton, Auxiliary Bishop of
Detroit, will present a major public address on peace and nonviolence on Saturday, April 16 at
1:30 pm during the annual Pennsylvania
Newman
Province
(PNP) College Student Conference hosted in Wilkes-Barre this
coming weekend
The program will be offered
at First Presbyterian Church,
Northampton Street at South
Franklin Street in downtown
Wilkes-Barre and is open to the
public free of charge. The address will be preceeded by a
press conference from 11:15noon in the parlor of the education room.
Bishop Gumbleton currently
serves as the President of Pax
Christi, USA, the American
Chapter of the International
Peace Movement which is strongly endorsed by Pope John Paul
II and is one of five bishops
responsible for the authorship of
the US Catholic Bishops' recent
peace pastoral letter, The Challange of Peace: God's Promise and
Our Response which has stirred
much controversy and discussion
not only among Christian churches but in the secular political and

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flair for writing and art to capture
and preserve some of the more
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Following Bishop Gumbleton's talk an interfaith panel
discussion will focus on the
issues of his address concerning
nonviolence.
Panelists include
Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy, Dean of
Graduate Studies .and Continuing
Education at Wilkes College and
lecturer
on
international
religions.
Mr. Michael Shipe, a student at the University of Pittsburgh; Rev. Ted Lorah, Pastor
of Maple Grove United who serves as Vice-President for the
National Federation for Social
Act-ion 'and member of the

Church and Society Committee
of the Wyoming Conference of
the United Methodist Church;
and Barbara Craig, RSM, prison
minister at the Chase Correctional Institute who has served as a
church missionary in war-tom
Central America.
The
public
address
of
Bishop Gumbleton and the interfaith panel discussion are one
part of the weekend college student conference entitled "Disarming the Heart," a program devoted to three levels of peacemaking: interior (personal integration and the pressures and family relationships), and public

re:tlm (the arms ~.
relations and non- ·
styles).
Keynote
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said: "al

Dominick Bair, Brian Nalesnik and Dave Serino talked with Doug Qui
local resident suffering from MS, to find out how Quinn handles the disease.

Students Against Multipl
Sclerosis (SAMS):
A personal interview
by Dominick Bair,
Brian Nalesnik, and
Dave Serino
Imagine waking up in the
morning to face a day of pain
and hardship. This is what Doug
Quinn has to deal with. Doug is
fighting against multiple sclerosis. Doug has had the first symptoms of this crippling disease
since the summer of 1967. His
hand became numb; similar to
the feeling of hitting your crazy
bone. He finally visited a doctor
after he lost the use of his hand.
Doug was very unaware of this
disease and his first reaction
was, "Give me the medicine and
I'll get better." But even today
there is no cure. Now, after twenty years of adjusting to a different lifestyle,
Doug thinks

"Why me?"
Doug is currently a fourthyear student at Scranton University studying health and human
services. He is also doing a §credit internship at the multiple
sclerosis
Society
located
in
Wilkes-Barre.
What motivates
Doug is "not wanting to give
up." He says, "So much has to
be done in life, but I realize that
I cannot do the things I used to."
Doug no longer plays tennis or
golf, he must now play chess.
"I must not change the intensity,
but I must change the direction

of life."
Doug realizes that multiple
sclerosis is an individual disease
which affects each person who
has it differently. Doug feels very optimistic that the multiple
sclerosis research will eventually

find a cure. Doug pushes
to the limit every day;
joys "helping someooe
then I do not feel
Doug is &amp;onfident that
cure will be found, but
hopes that the public is
the crippling disease.
Multiple Sclerosis •
sease that is unknown to •
Students Against Multiple
sis in association with
tional Multiple Sclerosis
will be conducting a
Thursday, April 21, at II
in Stark 101 to inform
on the subject of MS,
Friday, April 22, a flllld
will be held in the
fight this crippling
Only with the sup(X)lt
public can we
multiple sclerosis.

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; Dr.
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April 14, 1988

lannary speaks about the role of ·1aywers
following
paswere
taken
from
Harold
Flannary's
to
students
from
pre-law
seminar
held
· 7 at the CPA.
On my first day of law
, in 1958, a luncheon
said: "always remember,
r can save a life but a lawcan make it worth living."
were times during law
when that professional
nt was obscured by the
ry of learning to "think
alawyer," but I and many of
classmates co ·nued to belaseriously if not literally.
More recently, it has bethe conventional wisdom
·se lawyers much dify. Some critics point out
lawyers do not increase the
te of
raw
materials,
or even capital produced
economy.
Lawyers do
ge the pie; rather, they
energy, time, and money
ling about how to divide
example, we have many
bwyers per capita than Jap, and the resources devoted
should be reallocated to
productivity. Another
, heard primarily in the
ic sector of the pro, is that modem American
~s not balance and adjust
ting interests
neutrally.
, the law and its practition'ntain the interests of the
' at the expense of the
The

er observers point to the
of partners in major
titan law firms, which
y range from one hundred-

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cure. Doug pushes
: limit every day;
"helping someone
I do not feel
is confident that
will be found, but
that the public is a
ippling disease.
'1ultiple Sclerosis is
that is unknown to
nts Against Multiple
1 association with
Multiple Sclerosis
be conducting a
;day, April 21, at 11
:ark 101 to inform
~e subject of MS,
y, April 22, a f
be held in the
this
crippling
with the support
c can we
pie sclerosis.

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IRDOFTHEEAST
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Wilkes College ROTC
tachment 752 Presents:
The Northeast Express"
U. 5. Air Force Rock Band
the Band of the East.
onnance is on Wednesday,
April 20, 1988
from 2PM to 3:30PM.
band will play outside
melawn between the SUB
and the Alumni House.
heather is inclement,
~rformance will be held
in the cafeteria.
completely free of charge.
by and enjoy the sounds of
Northeast Express"
·ng all of your favorite
contemporary hits.
DON'T MISS IT!

htty to seven uunoreo-nuy tnous- can proctuce even locally un- three federal judges deposeu, u,v
u,c more basic point, I believe,
and dollars a year, and they say popular change without violence.
governor of Arizona impeached, is that the law gave Congress the
that the gap between those numSecond, the rule of law several Illinois judges go to jail, power to set policy -- even
hers and the income of the typ- protects the economically or and the resignation of President wrongly. Colonel North may exical wage earner cannot be defend- politically weak. When the May- Nixon as the Watergate-related press his disagreement to his
ed.
Finally,
the
Watergate or of New York decides to hosp- legal process neared a climax.
supe1iors, or he may resign and
scandal of the ninteen-seventies italize a
street person inOne of the law's ways of con- take his case to the public, but
was not imposed uoon us by voluntarily -- for his own good, straining the strong is its al- he may not implement his perteachers or doctors: from Nixon as he sees it -- the law prevents location of power. For example, ception of the national interest
and Michell down to Gordon it unless he can prove by an Oliver North is a patriotic mil- contrary to law.
Liddy the primary culprits were evidentiary standard that she is a itary officer who believes that
Forth, the rule of law is a
lawyers.
threat to herself or others.
A our national interest requires that unifying and stabilizing force in
Those are just some of the woman's right to abort her we aid the Nicaraguan rebels. our society. Unlike most nations
modem criticisms of the law and ~regnancy_ "'.ou~d _lose at the pols His perception of the national in- we are heterogeneous; our ethnic
lawyers, and bear in mind that m many Jllflsdict10n,_ but the law terest is so clear, and his belief traditions. differ markedly.
Just
they do not even refer to other is- protects the exercise of that is so strong, that he would in my lifetime, for example, our
sues, such as the seeming inef- right.
Of course, the point is allegedly break the law in order Hispanic and Asian populations
fectiveness
of
the
criminal not whether you or I favor or to fulfill that interest. That case have mushroomed.
justice system. Moreover, crit- disfavor abortions for ourselves; is incomplete and we should not
There is strength in diver1c1sm is not new: Shakespeare the law protects a woman's right pre-judge it. But if the allegat- sity, to be sure, but there is
has Dick the Butcher say, in to make for herself what may be ions are correct, it must be said strength in unity as well. And
Henry The Sixth:
"The first a politically unpopular decision.
that Colonel North did not under- our linguistic, cultural, and gasthing we do, let's kill all the lawThird, the rule of law curbs stand that the policy decision tronomic pluralism are united in
yers."
the strong.
If the dictator of making power was not his to the rule of law: that much at least
From my persl)f'.-etive those Panama allegedly breaks the law, exercise.
we have in common.
are legitimate questions about the question · is how to call him
Of course, no official should
the law and lawyering, and to all to account or get rid of him.
lie to the people, i.e., to Conof you, but especially u'10se who Recent years here have seen
gress, if that is what he did. But
are thinking about law as a
vocational option, I say that you
should think carefully about how
those
questions
apply
to
yourselves.
I
think
about
those
questions, every day figuratively,
and I so not come to you with
answers. (You should beware of
anyone who has the answers. Be
skeptical, because the law is not
a definitive terminal condition;
it is an endless process · of
identifying
and
resolving
doubts.) Rather, I come to you
with some oilier considerations
that underlie my devotion to the
law in most of its aspects.
I shall try to identify four of
them, and whether or not the following perceptions are objectively accurate, I believe them to
be first-hand ones. That is to
say, our law to be fully understood must be seen in historical
perspective
and
not as
a
snapshot. Nevertheless, even in
my brief time as a lawyer I have
experienced or witnessed some
l'rogress on the new Wilkes College Sports/Conference Center continues.
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First, the rule of law permits
orderly change and may requir,
it. If some citizens are denied
by Kim Klimek
equal protection of the laws by
included in the science category.
scopy," both advised by Turoczi.
being educationally segregated or
Two
papers have been
Turoczi said that papers
Five Wilkes students will be entered
denied the right to vote on
in
the
engineering w!li be presented in standard proaccount . of their race or color, participating in the Eastern Col- category. Tom Urso and Don fessional settings before peers
the law requires orderly change. leges Science Conference (ECSC) Zelek entered a paper on "Rob- and faculty members.
He said
at Ithaca College, NY.This an- otics" and James Carroll and that awards will be given to
And the resulting change is not
nual conference for independent Daniel Crandall submitted a pap- students who have the best papmerely declaratory: examples abresearch students will be held on er entitled "Designing the Rem- crs. The judges will base the
ound of the effects of the lawful
April 14, 15 and 16. Over 300 ote Environmental Monitorinp awards on the written mancivil rights revolution.
undergraduate students from 30 Station." Dr. Vasu Chouohry is uscripts submitted by students
Black .mayors, North and
South, are now familiar; one prin- colleges , along the east coast the advisor for these students.
over a month ago.
cipal contender for the Dem- will be attending the event.
Those submitting papers in
7
According
to
Dr.
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ocratic presidential nomination
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misses an opportunity to dem- ordinator of the conference, all mort o ogy o
ewts
a v..;cd I TIME· 7 .00
onstrate his fluency in Spanish, science and engineering students ~Y Dr. D!vid. Long, Dan Wil- WHERE:· sLfm101
and so on. Of course, overdue taking courses in independent hams on
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several ways, but our experience their project papers for consider- of Mice" and Henry Novroski on If.
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The sun 1s beginning to shine
by Wendi Harvey
On Saturday, March 26,
people living between Sixth
Street and Avenue A in the Lower
East Side peered from the filthy
windows of their dilapidated
brick apartment buildings. They
watched a van and a car full of
clean, Well-fed college students
unload in front of a neglected
four story structure.
The students stood on a
street filled with rubbish in front
of the grafitti-covered building
which they would inhabit during
their spring break. They knew
they had a great deal of work to
do, so they took a deep breath of
New York air and entered the
building.
The sight and odor inside
the building were worse than on
the street and some of the students gasped. The grafitti did not
stop outside the building;
it
somehow got past the deadbolted
steel doors, and made it's way
onto the walls and ceiling of the
foyer.
The students climbed to the
third floor wh~re they would
work and sleep for the week.
This was it; this was the l1oor
used as a shelter to house home-

le~"S people, and this was the reason they were here.
The students all chose to
spend their spring break in New
York renovating the Trinity Shelter.
They each felt that they
would be doing something to
help fellow human beings, although most of them weren't sure
what that something was. They
were doing actual hands-on work,
but that wasn't all.
By doing
something small like fixing up a
shelter, they were doing something big -- they were showing
that they care about fellow hum ans bei11gs.
Five students from Wilkes
College,
two
students
from
King's
College,
and
eight
students from Kent .State University attended the event. Also in
attendance were Tony Vento,
Interfaith
liaison
to
Wilkes
College, and Pat Duhon, Campus
Minister at the Newman Center
for Kent State University, who organized the event with Ch::trlie
McGarry and Christoph Lingg,
two men who supervise the shelter.
Upon arrival at the shelter,
students were given some time to
adjusting to their new surroundings. A few stood looking onto

the street below through dirt-covered windows, and they were
shocked to see drugs and money
bei~g passed in sight of everyone on the street.
Others explored the three
rooms and bathroom of the shelter. The bathroom was a major
concern for everyone there. On
the first day in the shelter there
was no running water. On Sunday, and throughout the rest of
the week, there was only cold water, so those who did not want to
stand in a rusty portable shower
which only sprayed ice cold water had to do without.
The three groups of college
volunteers joined together for a
group meeting. Names were exchanged and reasons for heiping
the homeless were shared. It was
an informal meeting, and afterwards the group went to an Indian restaurar t .for dinner.
Sunday Wll$ a free day for all
the volunteers. Everyone spent
the day sigh:seeing in New York
City.
It was a fun-filled day
which enabled everyone to g0!
acquainted. ..
Renovations started early
Monday morning at 8. After a
short meeting discussing the specifics of what needed to be done

first, the work began. Everyone Lower East First street,
was split into different groups had chances to mingle
hundred homeless people.
according to their slcills.
There were holes in the kitchen serves lunch six
walls and ceilings to be pla- week to hungry people who
stered, cracked walls to be in the rubbish-filled streelS
scraped, and a large amount of · ing for nourishment.
scrubbing to do. , Steps needed to
For most of the peoplt'
be constructed to replace the come to the soup kitchen,
wobbly crates which were being be their only meal for 1111
used, and heaps of garbage need- There were a variety of
ed to be removed.
Everyone people who entered the
spent the day working stren- each day.
One man
uously.
college graduate who lost
Tremendous changes occurred in 1978 and spent his $3,
throughout the week. The floors vings while trying to find
were scrubbed, the walls were He couldn't pay his rent,
painted white, and the windows was evicted from his
were cleaned. It changed from a and now he is homeless.
filthy, unorganized shelter into a is only one example of the
clean, comfortable "home."
people · in the world who
Along with renovating the going through hard times.
shelter for homeless people,
Every volunteer wallced
there were opportunities to be ed- with a new perspective oo
ucated about the vast number of not one person who attended
.unfortunate people in the world. event regretted giving up
There were a variety of speakers her Spring Break. The
who gave everyone courage . to concern ·has begun, and the
'continue working for the better- is beginning to shine.
ment of mankind.
fi!iii!i.i!i.i.i!iii.i~~~~~~ During a meeting about ex-

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A different perspective

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by Bill Barber
First day back to classes and
who do I have to run into in
front of Sordoni Gallery waiting
for the elevator? Natalie Nozup,
that's who.
That popular snob
from the drama department. To
ease the long wait, I bothered to
ask her, by way of making conversation, what she had done over
break.
"Oh, naturally I went to Manhattan," she gushed.
"That's nice," I said, staring
at the floor indicator over the elevator door. Would the car never
get back to ground floor?
Natalie crooked her hair behind
her ear and kept talking.
"Had lunch with Madonna,
saw 'Hairspray' with Mink Stole
and did dinner with Leslie Gore
who is planning a comeback album!" Natalie told me.
"That's nice," I offered.
I
had stayed home and steam-andvac'd the carpets.
"Then," Natalie continued,
"I got taken to "Into the Woods"
for Bernadette Peters final performance and sat right in front of
Steven Sondheim."
Natalie
searched my eyes for envy. The
elevator finally arrived.

"That's nice." I offered,
searching my brain for something exciting that I had done,
like lubing my recliner.
"Next
it
was
off
to
'Tallulah'." Natalie
went on
breathlessly.
"Did I tell you I
know the guy that wrote it?" she
asked me. Before I could answer
Natalie continued, "Well, naturally he insisted on taking pie
backstage
to
meet
Helen
Gallagher, the Star of that onewoman show.
Couldn't have
been sweeter, don't you think?"
Natalie wanted to know.
"The sweetest," I said.
The elevator stopped at the
second floor while nobody got
on or off to interrupt the conversation.
"Naturally we all went out to
Charlie's for drinks," Natalie
went on. · Helen was so supportive of my career here at
Wilkes. Told me to look her up
the simple minute I graduate.
Isn't that special?" Natalie wanted to know.
"That's special," I offered.
The elevator stopped at the third
floor and nobody got on or off.
"Then Daddy picked me up
in the Village and drove us to
the Hamptons for a picnic at

Davirl Lettermaa's.
Everybody
who is anybody was there," she
tole me.
I remembered that Veronica
and I had had dinner at ChiChi 's, but I didn't mention it.
The elevator finally got to the
fourth floor.
"What did you do?" Natalie
finally condescended to ask me.
She crooked her hair behind her
other ear and assumed fifth position.
"I changed the oil in my
Honda, all by myself." ·1 offered.
"That's sweet," Natalie said.
The elevator doors finally opened on the fourth floor.
She
called "Toodles," and started running down the hall toward Earth
Science. "I have to dash," she
called over her shoulder.
"I'm
having lemonade with Chris
Breiseth at 4:00."
Suddenly
I
remembered.
"Natalie," I shouted, "I forgot to
tell you. Over b.-eak I sold my
novel!" But she was gone.
I ambled slowly toward the
Math Department.
"Oh
well,"
I
thought,
staring through the glass window
into the bleak math offices.
"Some _people h~e all the luck."

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dmissions sem. a hit

Get happy Gemini

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st First street,
:es to mingle
1ome.l ess peopl
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ungry people
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1duate who I
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is homeless.
example of
the world
ii. hard times.
oluntecr w
perspective
:on who a
ed giving up
lreak. The
begun, and
o shine.

ii

Scorpio- No comment. This is a week that your
destiny is in your hands; good or bad it is up to you.
Don't make a mistake you'll regret for the rest of your
life.
Leo- Go home, lock the doors, hide under your den
-table, and bite the bullet. Wow, Leo -- hang in there;
it doesn't look like it will be a pretty week.
Libra- A very pleasing week for you.
.GREAT, just o.k.

Not totally

Taurus- Have some faith, the world will not fall in on
\ you. Believe it or not, you can do it all if you put your
( mind to it. Success is a heart beat away.

~
above (I tor) is, row 1: John Chwalek, Special Assistant for College Advancement; Dale Duncan,
her of the Times Leader; Tom Bigler, Professor of Speech, Communications and Theater Arts; and Jim
featured speaker; row 2: Sandor Yelen, attorney; Rhonda Fahmy, Wilkes graduate and first year law
tat Georgetown; Dr. John Natzke, Chairman-Soc./Anthro. Department; Dr. Bradford Kinney, Chairmanh, Communications and Theater Arts Department; and Dr. James Rodechko, Dean of College of Arts and
; row 3: Michael Navin, Dean-Dickinson School of Law; Eugene Roth, attorney; Dr. Christopher
,President of the Colle e; and Dr. Geor e Waldner, Vice-President of Academic Affairs.
Jennifer Douglas
Lee Morrell
t Thusrday, the admisdepartment held a dual
for high school students
effort to boost admissions
of the school's strongest
.. Communications and
. There were speakers in
ds of journalism and law.
event took place in the
y Dickson Darte Center
Performing Arts.
program began at 10 am
introductions and opening
by Bernard Vinovrski,
of Admissions, and Dr.
er Breiseth,
College
t. Following the Presremarks, the two groups
and went their separate
journalism group (a
of high school newspaper
and their advisors as well
a small contingent from
) found their way to a
hall.
Dr. Bradford
, chairman of the Speech,
1cauons and
Theater
department opened the prollowing Kinney was Dale
, publisher of the Times
. Duncan spoke about what
a quality high school
per and also about cen. in high school news. His main point was that,
h it is wrong to do,
s still have the right to
because "they · own the
' Duncan. then fielded quesfrom the audience.
next and final speaker
Jim Clark, a high school

senior from Ocean City, New
Jersey.
Kinney introduced him
as "a high school student . . . no
different from you, except he is
concerned!" Clark is the editor-inchief of the The Billows, the
Ocean
City
High
Sc!-_c;ol
newspaper, and an accomplished
sports writer and columnist for
the Ocean City Sentinal Ledger.
Clark's main theme was "Social
Concerns of the High School
Student." He also commented on
how to write crisp editorials; for
this he brought a hand-out.
Clark also took questions.
The other seminar was
geared toward the potential lawyer. These students were brought
to yet a different recital hall also
located in the CPA.
The first speaker was Eugene
Roth, a Wilkes alumnus and attomey at the firm of Rosenn,
Jenkins and Greenwald.
Roth
spoke about the opportunities in
the field of law. He mentioned
how a lawyer isn't confined to
just being an attorney.
Following Roth was Goerge
Waldner, vice-president of academic affairs.
Waldner spoke
about the pre-law program at
Wilkes.
Wilkes does not have
pre-law as a major; instead, it
has a council set up to advise
students who would like to attend
law school. The council is headed by Dr. John Natzke who is
assisted by Dr. Barbara Jordan as
advisors.
The next person to speak
was Rhonda Fahmy, a Wilkes
graduate and first year law
student at Georgetown University. Fahrny told of her experiences as a first year law student.

Gemini- Happy Week!!! You deserved it; you got
it.
Capricorn- Calm yourself with the little things
because this week you will be spending a lot of time
on some big surprises.
Cancer- Be on guard for some overt hostility coming
your way. You may not deserve it, so stand up and
give it right back.

Some of the students found her to
be the most useful speaker
Pisces- There is something fishy in you life Pisces. If
because she told it like it is.
you
don't find out what it is, you'll be sushi this week.
She told about the six or seven
hours a night of studying; the
Aries- Go for it all this week. The stars say you'll
four inch thick textbooks; the
need for Black's Legal Dictionary
have unbelievable good luck.
to look up every other legal
term in a sentence and the need
Aquarius- Work a little harder Aquarius, you don't
to know -- not memorize -- laws
realize how much you can do if you put your mind to
and precedents.
it. The stars say you're wasting your life and can do
The
final
speaker
was
Michael Navin, the dean of
better.
Dickinson School of Law. He reemphasized what Fahmy said.
Sagittarius- Who died and made you boss? Gee,
He also added a basic look at
you
think you own the world and you know
what law schools look for (i.e.
everything. Even if you do, don't let anybody know.
GPA and LSAT scores).
He
pointed out that no particular
Nobody likes a know-it-all.
major is necessary for undergraduates to enter law school;
Virgo-This will be a complicated week Virgo. It may
you don't have to be a Political
start off good, but it will not end so well.
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enjoy, do well in it, and -- most
of all -- choose something that
is challenging.
Following the final speaker,
both groups met in the CPA
lobby for lunch.
After the meal came the
-Mlnl-Concerl:
keynote speaker, The Honorable
J.
Harold
"Nick"
Flannery.
Judge Flannery is a Wilkes
-Novelly:
alumnus and a judge on the
Massachusetts
State
Superior
Court.
For more on Judge
-Films:
Flannery's address, see the highlights on page 5.
The entire program was the
brain child of and was coordinated by John Chwalek,
associate Dean of admissions.
Mr. Chwalek hopes that he can
enlarge these programs and make
them an annual event.

Wilk.es College Programming Board
Announces the following open.in.gs for
1988-1989 committee chairmen

dances, concerts,
large scale events, etc.
comedians, hypnotists,
lectures, magicians, etc.
Selecting latest and classic
movies, arranging film
festivals, etc.
Interes_ted.studen.ts may attend a
Prolframminf Boa.rd meeting, Thursdays,
noon, 'SlJB TV room or call X2925 or X-4108

�PAGEEIGIIT

April 14, 1988

A night of jazz and comedy
by Lee Morrell
Once again the Programming Board has succeeded in
bringing to Wilkes some quality
entertainment. . Saturday night, a
CPA audience of over one
hundred people were treated to an
evening of fabulous entertainment from the "Nightsounds" of
Central City Nite Flite, and the
comedy of Earl Reed.
Central City Nite Flite, the
opening act, primed the audience
for the fast paced jabs of Reed.
They played three tunes and left
the audience wanting more. In
fact, even Reed was complimentary. "If I ever guest host
'The Late Show', I'm gonna bring
you guys on with me," · he
pledged to the band and the
crowd.
Reed's humor was fast and
furious as he went from item to
item on his "list." He found the
funniest things in every little
piece of life he could find. A
look at the first two minutes of
his performance will confirm
that. He went from wanting to
"hold hands and sing 'Kumbaya"'
to college ("I went to college, I
can prove it; I can do that thing
with the bottle cap!") to the
women in Iowa (" 1 out of 3
women in Iowa are ugly, so look
to the left and look to the right,
if either of those people are
beautiful, you're in trouble!") to
why women pee in groups and
finally to why they call bathrooms "restrooms" -- all this in a
119 N. Main St.
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two minute span!
He also poked fun at TV
gameshows, commercials ("4 out
of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who
chew gum; who's the fifth dentist
that doesn't recomend sugarless?"), parents ("Parents are stupid.
For Halloween my Dad
wrapped us in tin-foil and called
us leftovers"), getting lost on
Public Square ("The Misfit of

Geometry, a round square"), cruising on Public Square ("I'm not
cruising,
I'm
lost!"),
toys,
Wilkes Security, the WilkesBarre/Scranton Airport ("It looks
like someones house."), karate,
Rap Music, The Station ("I don't
mind, but is it gonna move at
night."), SATs, movies, woman
at war, The Secret Recipe of
Kentucky Fried Chicken (MSG),
and Michelob Light ("Would two

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months he will appear
Showtime special and an
of "Americas favorite 1V
The Cosby Show." Alm
for him to tour as an
for other stars, like he
recently for Debbie Gibsoo.
Despite the extreme
of the show (two
hours), the entire crowd
transfixed and in their
Thank you Programming
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friends go at it this hard just for
a beer?' Yes, if it's hot and it's
the last one!").
The show, however, would
not be complete without the antics of "The Designated Heckler,"
the everpresent Flounder. Once
again, Flounder added his two ce
. . . make that two dollars to the
show. As in the past, the comedian -- in this case Reed -- put
Flounder in his place and continued with the laughs.
The future looks quite bright
for Reed.
In the next few

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The first student art exhibit of the spring semester opened
in the Evans Hall Gallery. The work of Larry Kopenis has
display throughout the week and will be extended to a final S
night presentation between 7 and 9pm.
The show consists mostly of oil paintings with the exce
one piece, a violent triptych entitled "Washington," which is a
Upon sampling the paintings one will find a variety of subject
with portraits predominating. Yet, even these familiar thelDCI
somewhat disconcerting in their color, drawing or context An e
of the latter is a picture entitled "The Repast," in which Sh
appears in green room harshly illuminated by the lurid glare of a
lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. On the window sill !hen:
apple. Three moons occupy the purple night sky.
This type of anti-symbolism is mixed with other su
obviously taken from nature. The painting itself is consi
vigorous and colorful. It has what might be called a rough
The variety of approaches is continually challenging. In fac~ each
presents the viewer with a different question. It is answering to
questions that make the pictures come to life.

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Tuesday as Ed and I there something we can do to
way toward the cafeteria help?"
midday meal. While pasThe young man lifted his
ugh the lobby area of _eyes to us. Indeed, he had been
Learning Center, which weeping.
"You want to help?"
only referred to as the he asked. We nodded in unison.
ter lounge," I noticed a
"Have you got six hundred
figure sitting by his and
forty-five
dollars?"
He
in a darkened comer.
·sobbed uncontrollably.
' I wondered aloud,
We were puzzled. "Man," exis that character iJ1' the cor- claimed Ed, "get a grip on yourself."
"Tell us what ails you," I
oo not know," Ed replied,
begged.
appears as though he is
The
fellow
cleared
his
'
throat, lifted his head from his
did indeed appear as
lap, and momentarily regained
the shadowy figure was
his composure. It quickly escapsilently to himself. Beed him him as he exclaimed with
emen of good will, we
that we should see what a sob, ''I'VE BEEN TAGGED!"
With that he burst into tears
bling the lad. We aponce again. We were confused.
him.
I said. "Is
What was he talking about?
Ta ed. It did sound · ul.

yclred. bastam!

trol of himself, and we found out
"What are you trying to do?"
that his name was Ratty: Ratty
"Shh," said Ratty the Comthe Commuter. We, in turn, inmuter, "listen!"
traduced ourselves to him.
Suddenly we heard an appro"Ratty," I asked, "what did
aching sound,"Putt putt putt"
you mean when you said you
Ratty the Commuter began
were 'tagged'?"
to jump and shout, "Here he
Without saving a word, he
comes! Here he comes! Here he
rose from his seat and motioned comes!"
for us to follow him. He led us
"Who?" we asked.
out of Stark and down River
"It's . . .THE TAGMAN!"
Street. We followed him across
screamed Ratty, and he dove into
the street and down West River the bushes. We followed him.
Street behind Darte.
"Look, there he is," whis"Come with me behind these pered Ratty the Commuter.
bushes," said Ratty.
Ed and I peered through the
"Wait a second!" cried Ed. weeds to see a little man with a
''I'm not going behind no bushes helmet riding a motorcycle. he
with some guy called Ratty!"
was approaching a line of cars
"But he is going to show us parked along the side of the
what 'tagging' means," I argued. road.
Then I thought about what I had
"It's a cop," said Ed, being
just said.
very familiar with the likes.
Ed and I looked at each
"He's gonna tag! He's gonna tag!" gasped Ratty the
Commuter. "Here he gooooes!"
· With that, the little man
- shot from one end of the block
all the way down as far as the
This "special eYent," called a human eye could see, back just
Day of Programming happened as fast. He stood up. and looked
today in the Stark Lobby. at the long line of cars before
Students saw videos and heard him. Each one now had a small
recordings of performers for the white piece of paper tucked
up-coming semester.
Members neatly beneath the wiper blade.
Each car had been ticketed;
of the Programming Board were
each
car had been tagged. The
also available to answer any
questions students may have had little helmeted man then smiled a
smug little smirk. He turned to
concerning the organization.
The Programming Board is a mount his little mtorcycle.
Just then, Ratty the Comvery
worthwhile
organization
muter
snapped. He couldn't take
and has done a great deal for the
Wilkes
College
community. any more. He bolted out of the
Students returning next semester bushes and tackled the little
should take advantage of the man. He wrapped his hands ar events and entertainment the ound the little man's little neck.
"He's choking him down!"
Board has to offer . . . there is
more to do on this campus than hollered Ed.
"Take that, you relentless
students may realize.

Arrrrggghhh!" screamed
Ratty the Commuter.
By then, thousands of commuters had gathered around.
They cried with joy at the sight
of the little man getting his.
Finally, a parade of policemen, led by Mayor Namey, arrived on the scene. But it was
too late. The crowd of commuters cheered with glee.
THE
TAGMANWAS DEAD.
The crowd applauded as
Ratty the Commuter was taken
away in the squad car. He was a
hero. He had set them free. The
crowd began to diffuse. I looked
at Ed. He was visibly shaken by
what he had witnessed.
He looked at me. "Why are
you smiling?" he asked bewilderedly.
"Oh, no reason," I answered.
"You're strange," he replied,
oblivious to the fact that I was
once a commuter.

day of programming
t week comedian Earl
pleased the crowd at the
and the week before the
ing Board sponsored a
club style evening at the
with live entertainment
a rockabilly band, The

list of events sponsored
Programming Board goes
on. They have held at
event every week this
since the "Entre Nous"
on September 5 in the
gymnasium. By the end
1987-88 school year the
will have provided twentyiifferent events since the
year began. · The events
from films,
lecttures,
, dances,
concerts,
· , and a variety of oth. ment. This is quite a
for the ten or twelve studselect, organize, and
all of the events put on
Programming Board.
Wilkes College ProgramBoard was developed less
dree years ago primarily
the efforts of the Director
Sludent Activities,
Arny
, and two students, Eric
and Sandie Adams. It's
is to provide students
quality entertainment and
1:tivities. Students make
with agents and back all
Since the board's beginin 1985, the organization
lade tremendous progress
n's members expect a

future.
type of entertainment,
specific performers, are
by the student members
ocganization, who are also

responsible for negotiating all
contracts and organizing all
events.
"It's a real sense of
accomplishment _w e have after
each
show,"
said
Andrew
Morrell, the 1988 Board Chairman. "Everybody on the Board
puts a lot of time into our
work," he explained, "but we
have a great time doing it."
the members of the Programming Board have different reasons for their enthusiasm for the
organ1zuon.
Kim Evans, chairperson of the Board's publicity
committee, enjoys meeting the
many "up-and-coming" performers the Programming Board has
brought to Wilkes. She said that
Livingston Taylor was one of
the most interesting performers
she has met, along with comedian Wayne Cotter, · who has _.
appeared on The David Letterman
Show several times.
Sandie Adams, on the other
hand, simply enjoys being part
of it all. "It has become something of a habit," she said,
"once you are involved you can't
seem to give it up."
Arny
Wiedemer, who supervises all
Board activities, said she is
proud of what the members of
the organization have done for
the Wilkes community.
Unfortunately, many students at Wilkes are unaware of the
Programming Board's function,
and do not realize that membership is open to any students
interested.
Several members of
the Board will be leaving in May
due to graduation, and the
organization is in need of new
members to replace them.
To
help resolve this problem the
Programming Board planned a
special event to enable students
to learn more about the Board.

-----FLASH----PRESS RELEASE
In a game marred by a benchclearing premature victory celebration, the Fabulous Footlong
Hot Dogs with Kraut won for the
first time in the two-year history
of the franchise.
A fifth inning rally fueled
by homeruns blasted by Ed 'Tm
under control" Buonocore, Don
"Campus Leader" Semyon, and
Lee "Lady Killer" Morrell. The
Footlongs outscored · a pesky
Fighting Irish team by a score of

17-11
Asked to describe his feelings on this historic occasion,
player/coach Don Semyon quoted
the legendary Louis Tiant, exclaiming, "It's great to be with a
weiner!"

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(Scholarships available for Editor and Art Ed.)

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Colonels sweep
Aggies reach 500

olf team places second

by Bill Kem

The 1988 Wilkes College Golf team: Row 1 (1-r); Robert McDonnell, Chris Gerber,
Harris, Scott Brady, Charlie Rome (co-captain), and Joe Mokay (co-captain). Row
Keith Kopec, John Pirich, Rob Cella, John Serafin, Ed Steve, and Jack Harrity.
from picture are Colin Mondero and Steve Kaminsky.
Monday, April 11, the golf team traveled to the Lehigh County Country Club to
pete in a quad-match with Muhlenberg, Upsala, and King's.
The Colonels came in
ond to Muhlenberg with a score of 447.
Low scorers for Wilkes were Scott Brady (87), Rob Cella (89), Chris Gerber (89),
in Mondero (90), and Joe Mokay (92).
The Colonels' next match is at 1:00 pm on Thursday at Irem Temple Country Club in
llas.
The Colonels will be competing against Moravian, Scranton, Ursinus, and

drew
(l•r);
sing
On

The
Wilkes
College
Colonels' baseball team reached
the .500 mark for the first time
this season by sweeping the
Delaware Valley College Aggies.
Rob Pietrzyk and Bill
Harries were the big guns for the
Colonels. Pietrzyk hit two homeruns on the day, while Harries
went 5 for 5, with five runs
batted in.
Bill Evanina raised
his record to 2-1 as -the Colonels
went on to win the first game by
a score of 11-1.
In the second game the
Colonels received great efforts
from Nelson Cantor, who went 2
for 4 with three RBI's, and Eric
Price hit a big three run homerun
in leading the Colonels to a 137 victory.
Brian Josefowicz
recorded his first victory of the
year
with Jamie Brasington
recording the save.
Since coming back from
spring-break, the Colonels have
won five out of their last seven.
One of the main reasons for the
Colonels .winning ways is Senior
southpaw
Tom
Salzberg.
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MAC, has been putting up
impressive numbers this season
for Coach Jerry Bavitz. In last
Tuesday's sweep over Albright,

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came through for the Lady
Colonels 6-3 and 6-1. Opeka,
Amy
Schukis,
Carolyn
Hazelhurst and stacey symecko
all recorded singles victories for
Wilkes.
In doubles action Creegan
and Opeka once again teamed up
and
achieved
a
victory.
Hazelhurst and Symecko also
won in doubles competition.
The Lady Colonels next
play at home on Tuesday, April
26, against Susquehanna. Match
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the seventh inning, the Lady
Pacers scored three times. Toth
had the lone hit for the Lady
Colonels.
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Marywood was Lori Schlauch,
winner of Game One.
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Bodnar shined in the first
game of this doubleheader, pitching a one-hitter and blanking the
Lady Royals.
Oswald drove in
the sole run for the Lady
Colonels. In the ,.1ourth , Oswaid_
singled in Kennedy, who hit a
triple to get on base.
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leading the Colonels to a 10-2
victory over the Lions. Harries
and Cantor were the big bat's for
the Colonels. Harries hit a pair
of two-run homers and Cantor
went 3 for 5 on the day.
In the second game the
Colonels had to play catch-up as
Albright jumped out to a 6-2
lead. But th,u1ks to homeruns by
Pietrzyk and Price, the Colonels
were able to post an 8-7 victory
over Albright. Ken Chakon got
the victory with Salzberg recording the save.
The Colonels began the
week with an impressive 12-4
victory
over
Muehlenburg
College.
Salzberg recorded
seven strike-outs in raising his
record to 3-0. Cantor once again
had the big bat for the Colonels,
going 2 for 4 and knocking in
four runs.
The Colonels will host
Keystone Junior College Thursday in an exhibition match.
Probable starter will be Jack
Davis. On Saturday the Colonels
will host Elizabethtown in a big
MAC Northwest division game.
Look for the Colonels to throw
Salzberg and Evanina. Game time
is 1 p.m. so come out and
support the Colonels, the team
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Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No.22

18766

Colonel of
the Week

Mistakes costly for
Lady Colonels
by Kathy Harris
Numbers can be deceiving.
Although the Lady Colonels'
softball team's record stands at 44, Coach Dave Martin says that
the team could have easily been
7-1 had it not been for mistakes
at crucial times.
Excellent
performances have been given
by Jen Bodnar, Erika Oswald and
Melissa Kennedy in these early
games.
If these early performances are any indication of the
upcoming games, the rest of the
season looks bright. The Lady
Colonels' MAC record stands at 20. Their next game is on the
read at Susquehanna for a doubleheader on Saturday.
GAME ONE
Wilkes
13
King's
1
Bodnar threw a three-hitter
in the first game rout of King's.
She had two strikeouts and one
walk. Michelle Toth went 3 for
4 and drove in four runs, while
Kennedy drove in three runs and
Kelli Wandel had three hits.
Losing pitcher for King's was
Diane Ratchko, who, along with
reliever Bonnie Overdorf, gave
up ten hits and walked seven.
GAME TWO

King's
12
Wilkes
8
In the nightcap of the
doubleheader, King's beat the
Lady Colonels behind the hitting
of Elyse Fetchko, who went 3
for 3. Oswald went 2 for 3 and
hit a grand slam in the fourth,
which proved to be Wilkes' big
inning. At that point, the score
was 8-3, with Wilkes in the lead.
Bodnar showed that pitching is
not her only talent by going 3
for 3, while Jill McGuire went 2
for 3.
Losing pitcher for the
Lady
Colonels
was
Kim
Skrepenak, who allowed eight
runs and four hits in 4 213
mnmgs.
Oswald
relieved
Skrepenak in the fifth. Winning
pitcher for King's was Bonnie
Overdorf, who allowed ten hits
and struck out three.
GAME ONE

Wilkes
Juniata

6
2

In the opener of this
doubleheader, Bodnar once again
gave an excellent pitching performance by giving up two runs,
only one of which was earned,
and striking out three over seven
innings. Oswald drove in three

hits, four earned
walking five.
GAME ONE
Marywood
Wilkes
Wilkes made

Second basemen Jill McGuire fields the ball as Michelle Toi
_to back her up.

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doubleheader.
Colonels had three
first, giving Marywood
lead. In the second,
hit a triple which drove
home. Michelle Ga
singled which drove
Skrepenak, which tioo
at 2-2. Marywood re
lead in the third on
GAME TWO
Wilkes error and do
Wilkes
5 ,
winnin&amp;. pitcher Lori
Juniata
1
In the second game of the and Nancy Neary.
doubleheader, Skrepenak picked pitcher for the Lady
up the win for the Lady Colonels was Bodnar, who gave
by striking out four
and earned run and four hilS
allowing only two hits over 4 innings.
213 innings.
Bodnar relieved ·
GAME TWO
Skrepenak late in the fifth and
Marywood
got the save by giving up only
Wilkes
Marywood jumped
two hits and striking out two.
Oswald drove in two, while lead in the first, but
Miller went 2 for 2 and Kennedy have to wait four mm
scored a run and went 2 for 3. for their
Bradley was once again got the
loss for Juniata, giving up eight

in the third inning on a double.
Angie Miller singled in the
second, which then turned into a
three-base
error,
on
which
Oswald
and
Miller
scored.
Losing pitcher for Juniata was
Bradley, who, over six innings,
gave up two earned runs and four
hits while striking out one.

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April 21, 1988

Wilkes College Wilkes-Barr~· PA · 18766

ishop shares peace of his he3rt
By Kim Klimek
Nearly 250 people became
silent as Chris Collins, Wilkes
student coordinator of a program
called "Disarming the Heart,"
introduced
Auxilliary
Bishop
Thomas Gumbleton last Saturday
afternoon.
A large portion of
the crowd at the First Presbyterian Church consisted of
college students.
Instead of seeing a figure
adorned in an ornate religious
robe who talked as if at a great
distance from his audience, the
crowd met a man dressed in a
simple suit who talked directly
with them on a personal level.
Gumbleton currently serves
as the President of Pax Christi,
USA, the American Chapter of
the International Peace movement which is strongly endorsed
by Pope John Paul II. He is also
one of five bishops responsible
'for the authorship of the U.S.
' Catholic Bishops' recent peace
pastoral letter, "The Challenge
of Peace: God's Promise and Our
Response," which has stirred
much controversy and discussion
not only among Christian churches but in the secular political and
economic order as well.
r Bisho Gumbleton spoke on "Disarming the heart."
The auxilliary bishop said

ee e

h ti

Lori
eary.

Lady
ho gave
four hits
0

ry about. He was told to teach
young men that it was their duty
to go to war. Priests in Detroit
who took stands against war
were arrested and jailed.
The
Bishop ordered young Gumbleton
to talk some of these men out of
an
"embarrassing
situation."
Gumbleton said, "By the time I
left, I was ready to join them."
During the Vietnam War,
when people began to question
their
involvement
in
war,
Gumbleton said he reviewed his
early theology. He said he found
that just-war theology said, "If
you can't know enough about
war, don't go."
Gumbleton mentioned that
extraordinary people like Archbishop Oscar Romero of El
Salvador, assasinated by government forces in 1980, and Martin
Luther King were two men who
stood behind their convictions
and were murdered for them. He
said that even though Romero
said,
"I
have
often
been
threatened by death, but as a
Christian I do not believe in
death without resurrection. As a
shepherd, I am obliged to give
[my life] for those I love -- to
those who are going to murder

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that he has become convinced,
as he has journeyed on the path
of non-violence, that the method
of conversion to peaceful living
happens within the spirit and
heart -- not just through a matter
of intellectual reasoning.
He related a sermon of a
Lutheran pastor who was imprisoned in a concentration camp
during World War IL The pastor
saw a fellow prisoner being hanged and became deeply angered and
upset.
He wanted to see his
persecutors suffer for what they
were doing. After dwelling on the
event further the pastor asked
himself, , "What if Jesus had
thought such a thought when
hanging on the cross?"
As a
result of his introspection, the
pastor learned to love the same
people who were persecuting
him.
Gumbleton said that when
he was young, his three brothers
were drafted into the war. Even
though his parents didn't want to
see their sons go off to war, and
his brothers didn't want to leave,
Gumbleton said that no one
would think to question the
government about the draft.
During this time, he had
been taught that war was
something a priest shouldn't wor-

of sirens
emergency vehicles internight classes last Thursnd 9 pm. Students walkof class were shocked to
line of emergency vehicles
of the Dorothy Dickson
for the Performing Arts
. Within half an hour,
ency vehicles were leavDI students were saying
afalse alann."
In the event of a real
y, what would hav~ hapDr. Jerome Campbell,
professor, said that he
ii comforting to know that
likes-Barre Fire Department
respond quickly. He said
· in 2 or 3 minutes after
sounded at the Darte
, ii was picked up by the
A Security office.
Fire-

men were then alerted by Triple
A Security and rushed to the
Darte Center.
Although the emergency
crew was able to reach the Music
Department quickly, they could
not find anyone on campus with
a key to enter the building.
Campbell, whose office the main
alarm panel is located in, then
had to be called at his home to
come to the college to open the
door.
Chief William Milz of the
Wilkes-Barre Fire Department
said that when the firemen arrived, they had to go back to the
driveway to the left of the
building by the annunciator's
office to wait for a key. He said
"Watchman should have a key
for that office. If there was a real
emergency, · firemen would have
had to break doors down to enter
the building." He recommended

leaving a key with the main- system checks over to Simplex
. tenance man.
which Wilkes has an open
According to Gabe Sidonio, contract with to maintain the
ABM project manager, ABM's alarm systems and that he had to
until
morning
for
security force does not have keys wait
for many rooms and for many servicemen to come and repair
reasons. He said that one reason the system.
Campbell
expressed
for limiting the number of keys
available for each room is to concern that if a real fire
protect certain rooms with val- occurred, it might not have been.
picked up by the fire department.
uable equipment
Milz said that the firemen According to Sidonio this was
were able silence the alarm but not a problem because he sends
couldn't re-set it because a mal- ABM men to monitor and report
function. The crew then con- ~~url;ach building's condition
sulted Security and ABM security
about the problem before leavthrou~:n1::11 bu:!g h;ith w;:
ing.
chief
and Simplex the next day
The ABM security on duty
who handled the alarm mal- for 2 hours (again) because he
function left the silenced alarm had a key to the panel. They
in troubled condition overnight checked every smoke sensor but
until it could be checked by none had frred.
Campbell said that he was
Simplex in the morning. Sidonio
said ABM turns such complicated told that the malfunction set off

in the reading room could have
caused by someone bumping part
of the system, a pulled lever reset by students or even by con-,
densation drip on the wire.
He
said that whatever the case, the
l'llarm seems to be in order now.

· Inside
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this issue:

More Schpolwork! p.3
&lt;Approaching terrorists p.4
Dreaming of home p.6

·•·•·

·

Programming Day p':9
&lt; Breakers to open p.11

�fiditorial

Appreciation and
understanding
The campus grounds aren't the only thing that is being
changed at Wilkes. So is the academic basis for future Wilkes
College students. At a recent faculty meeting, The Core Review
Committee presented the faculty with an overview of the proposed
core curriculum. This new curriculum does retain some of the
features of the "old" core, but there have been some significant
changes suggested, some of which may very well threaten the
academic atmosphere here instead of strngthening it
There are changes throughout the entire makeup of the core,
but the changes that should most concern us are seen in the
section of the proposed core that delineates the distribution
requirements; that is, how many credits students are expected to
take from the variety of disciplines. Briefly, the core proposes
that students would be expected to take courses in areas entitled
"Culture and Value," "The Scientific World," "Creative and Artistic
Expression," and "Society and Human Behavior." Not so much of
a change from the present core, except that they slapped fancy
labels on it, right? Not exactly.
Then how does this differ from the current core? The units
under Culture and Value include History, Philosophy and Foreign
Language. Basically students are expected to take fewer credits in
each of these disciplines. Instead of having to take History 101
and 102, students have to take only one history course to fulfill
their core requirement The same goes for philosophy. The only
addition this section makes is that of a foreign language.
Students, under the proJM&gt;sed core, would have to take one course
in a foreign language or one course that studies a foreign culture.
As far as sciences go, the new core proposes that students take
three courses in any of the science fields, but they may not, to
fulfill their requtrements, take any two in the same field. Again,
no continuation of the sequence is urged.
"Creative Expression,"
the same thing--students have to only take one English course
after 101 and 102, instead of the 151 and 152 World Literature
sequences they must take now.
Although there may be some logic in this change--that is,
that students will be able to get an introduction into a wider
variety of courses and disciplines--it leaves out one major point.
The introduction will be only the most basic of introductions.
Sure, students will be taking more disciplines, but they will never
really get the insight into a discipline that one can get from
taking a sequence.
By essentially paring down the sequences
students have to take, the College is paring down the student's
usable knowledge. Sure, it's great that a student can get introduced
to many different kinds of knowledge, but if that student is left
hanging academically, then what is the sense? The argument here
is that students will be urged to follow up on the sequences in
their free electives.
This may be so, but how can students
determine what their interests are unless they are given more than
an eight-week introduction?
There is a bright spot in this new proposed core:
the
requirements for incoming freshmen seem to be more stringent
than they have been in the past In addition to four years of
Engliah, three years of math, and a year of history,
students
would be expected to have two years of science, two years of a
foreign language, and an introduction to computers.
Although certainly this proposed core gives students a wider
variety of courses they can take to fulfill their requirements, it
ignores one thing--the students' overall academic health.
Sure,
many students know after one course that they hate what they're
doing, but perhaps that is only a first reaction.
U a student 1s
urged to go on in a field, even if he has to take that second
course, perhaps he will have change of heart, or at least he will be
better prepared to say that he doesn't like it.
In any case, a
sequence gives the student a reasonable chance to learn all that he
can. He can appreciate and begin to understand a discipline--the
main goal of education. To require only one course in a sequence
may be fostering more of a "take a course to get it over attitude"
than many may be considering.
The most logical suggestion: don't change a thing. Or if
changes need to be made--such as the ·foreign language requirement-then make them on a small scale. The present core serves its
purpose well: it does .g ive students a glimpse into a wide variety
of disciplines. The present core does foster an appreciation and an
understanding of a variety of disciplines
The propsed core may only be living up to half of that
bargain.

A pawn in their game

Senioritis strikes ha
by M. E. Evers

I'm bored.
(See what I
meant about needing a snappy
beginning?)
Not just your
ordinary
Wednesday-morning-3am boredom. No, no. This is
it's-past-midsemester-and-I'm-asenior- and-I-have-too-much-leftto-do-before- May-22 boredeom.
I have senioritis, in short. I
realize
that
wntmg
about
senioritis gives me a limited
audience--my fellow seniors--and
for that reason, I advise the rest
of you to "clip and save" this
column for future reference.
Wondering if you have
senioritis? Here are some of the
symptoms:
--Do you know the exact
number of days until graduation?
(If you know the number of
h0urs, minutes, or seconds, you
have a severe case of senioritis
and should consider seeing a
doctor immediately.)
--Have you forgotten that
you can't get an extension on

The
hardest part about
wntmg a weekly column isn't
trying to think of a topic:
if
you write a few meaningless
sentences, it usually comes to
you in a blinding flash .
No, the hardest part is thinking of those first few "attentiongrabbing" sentences. To be honest with you, I usually write my
column over my breakfast coffee
and Cap'n Crunch.
I have
enough trouble trying to grab
my own attention at that time of
the morning, let alone yours,
gentle readers.
But I ran out of Cap'n
Crunch today, and the creative
juices just won't flow without it.
So I'm just going to start my
column.
No flowery introduction.
No waiting for three
paragraphs to find out what the
topic is.
Just the column. Here it is:

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those term papers any
decided to put them off
finals? (Remember, whm
due May 2 this year, they're
--Since you haven't
register this year, did
forget to pick µp a finals
ule? Do you sit and doole
the instructor asks if y«.
conflicts with your final
you not only don't know
have conflicts, you're ~
sure you have ·finals?
--Have you called
asked for the mailing
of your second cousin in
and your great-great
Butte--people
you've
actually seen, except in
graphs--to
send
announcements to? (A
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har
those term papers any m
decided to put them off un ·
finals? (Remember, when
due May 2 this year, they're
--Since you haven't
register this year, did yoa
forget to pick µp a finals
ule? Do you sit and doodle
the instructor asks if you
conflicts with your final
you not only don't know ·
have conflicts, you're not
sure you have · finals?
--Have you called h
asked for the mailing a
of your second cousin in
and your great-great un
Butte--people
you've
actually seen, except in
graphs--to
send
announcements to? (A q
for you, gentle senior i:
wouldn't you be shocked if
great uncle Ignatius and
Ermentrude actually dee'

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Berks county
scholarships offered

I

The Reading Chapters of the .
Pennsylvania Society of Professional Engineers and Wives of
Professional Engineers recently
announced the continuation of
the annual scholarship program
for Berks County students. Two :
$1,000 scholarships
will be '
awarded. The requirements for elegibility are as follows:
1) The student must be a
graduate of a Berks County, Pen- I
nsylvania High School or have l
been a legal resident of Berks I
County at the time of college
admission.
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2) The student must be ;
entering the junior or senior year :
of engineering study in the Fall
term of 1988.
3) The student must be in '
good standing at an ABET ,
accredited engineering school or 1
college.
.
Applications are available at
the Financial Aid Office now.
The deadline for receipt of the
application is May 20, 1988.
Students who have not yet sub- '
mitted these forms are urged to '
do so immediately. They are available at the Financial Aid Of- •
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t\pril 21, 1988.

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Yurgaitis,
27,
Wilkes
Barre
pleaded
guilty at an an arraignnt last Saturday.
Yur-

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charged
with
nken driving in a crash
kb resulted · in the death
Craig

Piatt,

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Wilkes
was re$20,000
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beneath those extremely comfortable sheets is the fact that I
should be reading a few of the
short stories for Dr.
Guggenheim's creative writing class. So
I throw the sheets off my weary
body, grab the crispy paperback
and start to read. My eyes slowly close, and I don't comprehend
everything I read, but it's got to
be done.
Does everyone feel this
way, or am I the only one who .
always has school on their mind
almost every single hour of the
day? What is due tomorrow? If
I have too much tonight, what
can I blow off?
My friends and I were
discussing which is more difficult holding a full-time job or
being a full-time college student.
In my opinion it is the latter.
When a person has a full-time
job, he or she can leave it at 5
o'clock.
He or she physically
and emotionally leaves it with
no homework to worry about, no
exams to study for, and the
knowledge that the work they
face each day is familiar. College students receive new things
to study and learn about 2 or 3
times a day. This is exhausting
for the very reason that they ·
bring it home with them. If college ended when the bells rang,
the people walking around would
probably be healthier looking.
Constant worrying certainly must

peanut butter and jelly .,sandwich
in my room, so I can finish reading 65 pages for English class.
Sometimes I feel as if I'm the
only person awake in my dorm
when I'm studying advertising.
Is it just me? Am I the only
person who lives the "Nightmare
on River Street"?
,
NOW WAIT A MINlITE! I
went to college with a new attitude about school; I decided to
become a studious college student However, this is absolutely ridiculous!
If I studied as
much as I really wanted to, I
would never sleep. I Ciff't help
it; I physically wear down by 1
am when I know I have to get up
at 7:30 the next morning.
In
high school, my body · required
more sleep. Here at Wilkes, it
has been a sink or swim situation, and although it has taken
three semesters,
I have conditioned myself to only need about
6 hours of sleep (and a 15
minute nap the next day); Why
am I doing this to myself?
I have heard that · college
students have sleeping habits
like babies.
It must be true.
Classes are exhausting. Personal!y, when I return to my room
after a class, the first thing I
want to do is shut my shade,
pop a Billy Joel tape in my
stereo and close my eyes to relax
for a minute. But do I? Most of
the time I don't; all I think about

days of the school week because
they are practical,
and I read
sociology
in
my
room
late at
I just looked at my calendar;
night because I am struggling to
collapsed on my bed after
become well-rounded (I'd rather
· g at my calendar. Includbe with my friend from high
weekends, I personally have
school
in the nightclubs).
20 days to finish everyMy
only consolation is that
I need to finish and take
some of the things I leam will
my finals. At this point, the
perhaps come in handy for an
thing keeping me sane is
mg that in 21 days I will occassional Sunday afternoon
Trivial Pursuit game.
basking ._in the sunshine (in
However, I do not have a
bathing suit I haven't had
full-time job in a bank. I live
to buy yet).
Why am I
in a dorm, and I have a huge
·ng myself by trying to
term paper due on Friday. I can
it through 4 years of colhear the voices of my five
1 I want to be a trained
essional, I tell myself. But . professors echoing in my mind
all the late nights, difficult and saying, "The paper must be
at least 12 typed pages, and you
· ts, and lengthy classes
have to hand it in to my office
it? Some weeks I have
noon ... blah
blah
blah
too broke to buy a pizza by
I haven't been buying new ... make sure the sources you use
(and remember you need at least
for 3 semesters now.
8 books and 2 periodicals) are
Last weekend I saw a friend
documented properly ...blah blah
high school who began to
in a bank immediately blah ...your economics test will
take about one hour and it
wing graduation.
She
around a wallet full of credit _includes chapters 13, 14,- 16, 17,
18 and 19... " Need I ·go on?
, she has a wonderful wardI haven't had the chance to
and a 1987 Chrysler Sun, and she goes out almost sit back and watch Alf or The
night of the week. It cer- Cosby Show in months. I can't
even remember what Bill Cosby
Y doesn't look as if she is
I can no
ering because she lacks any looks like anymore.
ation beyond high school longer remember how to make
probably even has time to the channels change with that
the newspaper). I compared complicated remote control delifestyle to mine.
I wear vice. At times I skip meals and
t pants three out of
five settle for a good old fashioned

begin to affect our bodies.
don't smile, we have dark ci
under our eyes, and our back
beginning to lean forward
cause of the heavy books we
from class to class each
Yes, college certainly is
difficult
So is it all worth it? SI
we college students stick i
till the 'bitter' end? Are g
important, and if they are
does that mean a better job
be waiting after graduation?
what's the solution:
giv
social life, personal tim,
good grades?
You can't
your cake and eat it too. C
you?
We all baked our
cake, we chose the flavo1
we chose how long it is
posed to bake [in other ,
we're in school, we chos
major, and we all know hm
we have to work to ear
degree] . I'm just hoping t
the time I graduate I'll a1
have a taste of the cake I ,
so hard to bake. Have I
too many ingredients in~
four-year period of time'
there too much going on
me? I just wish I had mo1
to accomplish all I w:
accomplish. Just a bite ,
lege life that I can savor;
I ask. Oh, one more thin
also like to have some t
buy a nice bathing suit.

Math professor writes statistics book
Dr.
Samual
Merrill,
Professor of · Mathematics and
Computer Science at Wilkes
College, has written a book
entitled "Making Multicandidate
Elections
More
Democratic,"
which is scheduled for pub1Hcation
in May by Princeton
/University Press.
The book is
.based largely on his research at
Wilkes on the comparison of voting systems using mathematical
modeling and computer · simulation.
Merrill said, "The book evaluates voting procedures for. elections with three or more candidates. When more than two
candidates run under the present
!System , no one, not even the
.winner, may get the majority.
This is all too clear iJ:i the
:current presidential primaries in
which 30 percent or less is often
'enough to win. Furthermore , a
voter may resort to voting for a
second choice if a favorite has
little chance to win."
Two research papers by
Merrill have appeared recently:
"Binding
versus
Final~Offer
Arbitration:
A Combination is
Best," published in "Management Science" and co-authored
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Jack Nagel of the University of
Pennsylvania.
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April 21, 1988

Science convention held

Dr. David Long, Darcy Broody, Jo Anne Oliver and Dr. Ken Klemow are shown above.
by Kim Klimek
Many people have heard of
the Pennsylvania Junior Academy of Science contest for high
school students, but few have
heard of the Pennsylvania Senior
Academy of Science conference
for college students. Both annual
programs are sponsored by the
Pennsylvania
Academy
of
Science. Students who attend the
conference submit research papers on the topic of their choice
and present them to other students and professors. While high
school students are judged on
their papers and recieve merits
for them, college students present the results of extensive lab
work and are not judged.
This year's college convention was held from Friday,
April 15, to Sunday, April 17, at
the Seven Springs Mountain Resort in Champion, PA. Over 100
papers in many different areas of
science including biology, chem-

istry, geology and psychology,
were presented by students and
faculty from nearly 50 colleges
in the state.
Wilkes had seven representativcs, the most from any college. Dr. Ken Klemow, biology
professor and Wilkes coordinator
of the event, sai\:f that the event
is important because it shows
how much research is being done
by the students and professors at
Wilkes. Dr. Lester Turoczi, biology department chairman, was
invited to present a paper called
"The Expectations and Boundarics of Human Gene Therapy" as
part of an opening symposium
on biology ethics.
The other six papers by
Wilkes representatives were: "Annual Growth Decline in Red
Spruce in Northeastern Pennsylvania," ~ by Jo Anne Oliver and
Kennneth Klcmow; "Plant Communities of the Tubs Natural
Area, Luzerne County Pennsylvania,"
by
Klemow;

"Seed
Production
and Early
Seedling Survival in Echium
Vulgare" by Darcy Broody and
Klemow; "Comparative Oral Morphology of a Few Representative
Salamanders" by Dr. David Long,
biology teacher; the program
"Distribution, New Records and
Notes on the Land Planarian
Rhynchodemus
Sylvaticus
(Leidy) in America (Platy-helmimhes: Turbellaria) " by Robert
Ogren, Wilkes biology professor
emeritus, and Julian Darlington,
of Memphis, Tennessee and
"Lead in Sediments of Lake
Nuangola,
Luzerne
County,
Penna." by Charles Reif, Wilkes
College
past
chairman
and
biology professor emeritus.

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and. summer
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lkes-Barre, PA

al(

wLthWilfws
student 'L. n·.
Hours: Daily 10-5:30
Thursday 10-8:30

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823-1050

· everyone starts the process of
registation. With summer in the
air everyone is eager to go
through the selection list and
pick their classes.
This is not
always as easy as it seems.
There seems to be a shortage of
space in the classrooms and a
less than adequate amount of
professors.
With registration being such
a hassle, many students and
professors are becoming annoyed.
If there is such an
overflow of students registering
for these classes then why
doesn't the College put some of
our tuition toward our education
and hire more professors and
expand the more demanded
classes? I feel that we are here
to gt our education, and with the
amount of tuition " we pay (still
on the increase) we should at
least be able to take the classes
we want.
Another proplem with the
classes being closed is the fact
that it takes up everyone's time.
Not only are the students forced
to wander back and forth to their
advisor's office several times,
but it also consumes our advisor's time.
Instead of ignoring this
problem I think the College
should start to take action, and
put some time and effort into the
scheduling.
This is our future that is
being taken lightly, and I think
since we are willing to invest
our time and money we should be
taken seriously and so should our
demands.
Nancy Houtz
Student

Pawn
Continued from p. 2
come instead of simply
their congrats via Hallmark?)
--Do you exhibit every
ptom of midsemester
intensified? (Refer back IO
midsemester slump collllll,
curious.)
--Have you actually
paying library fincs--all
worth of them-- because
afraid you won't get
diploma if you don't pay up?
--And, finally, have
convinced yourself thal
matter what you do, you'ie
going to fail anything,
matter how many times
class (except, perhaps,
only class you attend rcr
at this point)? Do you,
this, stay in bed and waleb
Jessie Raphael every
because you got hooked
the Smurls were on?
That's iL Those are
symptoms I've come up ·
you can think of any m
me know--I'd love to
hear something from my
(besides insults, of course.)
really do have to go. fm
and if I don't go now, I'll
it.
Miss what? Class?
be silly. You've read this
can't you guess? Sally
Raphael, of course. And
that's over, I think I'm g ·
try to find reruns of "G"
Island." · And then the
Boat".... But that's all l'U
time for today. I do ha,e
class that I have to go to.
only class I need to
What's that? Fortran IV?
History
of · Early
Sumeria?
No.
Bowling,
course.

Dealing with terrorists
by Rob Mac Arthur
Negotiations continued until

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Kuwaiti Airlines 747 in Algeria.
As they continued, one wondered
what could be done about this
new style of war-terrorism. The
hijackers had held approximately
32 hostages for over two weeks.
Negotiations
between
the
terrorists,
who
wanted
17
terrorists held in Kuwait freed,
and Algerian officials slowed as
tempers rise. The US and other
countries have been stopped dead
in their tracks by terrorists in
the 80's and I wanted to see what
Wilkes students then thought
might be a possible solution.
How do you feel terrorism - specifically hijacking -- should
be dealt with?
"I think they should bargain
with them until they get as many
hostages off as possible, then
storm the plane with commandos." --Carmen Renda.

"I think the terrorists should
be publicly castrated." --Kristin
Malitsky.
"I think we should execute
them." --Beth Finn.
"I
think
the
key
is
diplomacy, and we have to hit
the root of the problem, which
is foreign relations. There is no
sense in even attempting to cure
terrorism unless we understand
the sentiments of those who
commit acts." --Andre Miller. ·
"·I think some action should
be taken against the hijackers

negotiate?" --Chris Taroli.
"I think if we blew
there would be no
hijackings. · How many
planes get hijacked?" Gamboni.
"Never give in to
wait 'em ouL" --Ned Carrfey.
"I feel there shouH
absoiutely no negotiati(III
press coverage. I wouldn\
acknowledge their existcnce.
would never give in to
demands, then there would
lot less hijacks." ·-Greg

because they can't be running • • • • • • • • • • 1 1111
around getting what they want. •
.
You can't back down to them, .notice:
Any
but you also have to keep as 'nterested in vol
many people alive as possible." - a:
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-Mike Wright.
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"I agree with the idea of •Jackson for
sending
in
commandos
if :Campaign
possible." --Mary Gallagher.
•
"How can you prevent it, .contact
Dr.
but beef up security at ththe :Ouggeneim
at
airports? Once they get on
e
plane what can you do but ••~t;51 ext.4522.

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son with ten victories
took first and second in the
dramatic duo competition. This
came about when Brian Dorsey
and his other dramatic duo
partner- Robyn Paisley- came in
second. Thus Brain Dorsey became the first competitor form
Wilkes to win both a first and
second place in the same competition, in the same tournament.
Brian, a graduating senior, ended his forensic intercollegiate
career with a 6th place award in
persuasive oratory.
Robyn Paisly, another first
year speaker, but a graduating
senior concluded her speaking
career not only with a first place
trophy in expositive or informative speaking.
Rounding out the Wilkes victory, another new comer to
s B b c ·
Shown abov e are Fred Walters, Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy, Rev. Ted Lorah, r. ar ara ra1g,
"Kinney's Kids"- Susan Tomasko won a third place finish in the 1-....!!.an!!d~M~i~
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Ms. Tomasko's victory, the colhave reaffirmed my being. If we that everyone should have an eqlege has now gone undefeated for
Continued from p.1
are committed to act in a non- ual voice, he is afraid to open
the last three years in this area me. They may say that I pardon violent way, open ourselves to his mouth and join in the protest
of team competition.
and bless those who do it."
direction and guidance from God, because his friends living next
The team award, won along
A panel discussion was held we will discover ways to deal door to him are ridiculed for their
with other awards, raises the after Gumbleton's address. Panel- · with violence as we go along."
participation in the protest
number of awards won by this ists at the event included Dr,
Fahmy said "Many of us
Craig
said
she
was
year's Speech/Debate team to 69. Mahmoud Fahmy, dean of grad- extremely moved when Gumble- would like to fit into a niche The Speech/Debate union is uate studies and continuing ton said he hesitated to share the - out of fear. You must speak
Brian Dorsey, in addition to under the direction of Dr. education at Wilkes College and story of his life. She said that up. Non-violence is action."
first place trophy with Gerry Bradford Kinney of the Speech lecturer
on
international she was happy he would share
In addition to his lectures
ey, accomplished a major Communication and Theatre Arts religions; Mr. Michael Shipe, a his life story with others and on non-violence, Gumbleton is
for Wilkes College. For the Department.
student at the University of couldn't help seeing how all of involved in "Quest for Peace,
time ever Wilkes College
Pittsburgh; Reverend Ted Lorah, our lives are intertwined and that Humanitarian Aid for the People
pastor of Maple Grove United non-violence was a frame of of Nicaraqua." Gumbleton said
Methodist Church who serves as mind. "If Jesus had said 'those "The QUEST is a concrete way to
teran's memorial scholarship offered
vice-president for the Methodist damn murderers' what would have offer your hand in peace to
National Federation for Social happened? We need to look at people being battered and killed.
Application
are
now lege point average of 3.0 or bet- Action and member of the
Jesus's life instead of eternal It tells the Nicaraguan people
ble in the Financial Aid Of- ter; have completed a minimum Church and Society Committee
things unless we can apply them that we are resolved to build a
for the Coors Veterans' Mem- full freshman year program of of the Wyoming Conference of
new citizens' policy of healing,
today
in light of the gospel."
. Scholarship.
A minimum credit hours, but not yet acquired the United Methodist Church;
Gumbleton said that ·about peace and friendship, a dem100 scholarships with a max- senior credit hours; be enrolled and Sister Barbara Craig, RSM,
three weeks ago in Northef!l ocntic policy of which we
value of $5,000 each will full-time; be a dependent of an prison minister at the Chase
Americans can be proud."
Ireland two British soldiers were
Honorably Discharged veteran or Correctional Institute who has
awarded.
For
further
information,
dragged out into a field, beaten
To be eligible for consider- a dependent of Active Duty, served as a church missionary in dlld shot. He said that violence
contact Craig at 287-6801 or Lea
, applicants must:
be 22 Guard or Reserve military per- war-tom Central America.
Mr. only breeds more violence in- Csala at 822-4045.
old or younger as of July sonnel. The application , deadline Fred Walters, director of the stead of destroying it. Bringing
1988; have a cumulative col- is July 1, 1988.
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The Wilkes College Speech/
Union completed its regseason by winning ten maawards at the annual Pi Kappa
National Honorary ForenSociety's regional championtourney.
The tournament
held in Stroudsburg, PennsylSchools from Mass. to
gathered for the three days
petition.
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Wilkes College was declared
41h place overall winner
of its impressive showat the contest. Gerry Kelley
leted his first year of intergiate competition by wina 3rd place trophy in the
discussion phase of the
t. He also picked up a 4th
award in original persuaoratory and a first place
y in the difficult area of
·ca1 criticism. He complethe regular competition
, alomg with his teammate
· Dorsey, captured the first
trophy in dramatic duo
relation of drama. Gerry re, further honor when it was
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speaker out of 118 speakers
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PAGE SIX
Commuter Council is looking to improve the parking system. There are
80 commuter parking spaces which make up the lots of Gore, Pickering
and Temple. We receive approximately 200 applications each semester for
permits. Normally we will issue about 120 permits, historically this
amount of overrun keeps the lots full making most efficient use of space.
The 1987-88 year was the worst in recent history. Flagrant disregard for
rules, people without permits and dorm students using commuter lots has
made controlling the lots very difficult. For the 1988-89 academic year,
C.C. is proposing a solution to the parking problem. First and foremost
is the need for the strictest enforcement of rules, this means immediate
towing of illegally parked cars. C.C. has been talking with Wilkes
Securityrying to develop a strong yet fair position on this issue. We also
feel that by making Gore a "free for all" we would be able to serve more
people. · We would continue to issue specific permits for Temple and
Pickering to ensure places for those who truly need a parking space as well
as a certain percentage of the average person. The "free for all" lot will
work like this: after the applications have been examined and Pickering
and Temple are filled, a different colored sticker would be issued to the rest
of the applicants, for Gore. This way, everyone who applies has at least a
chance for a parking place.

1. Should Gore become a "free for all?"- - - - - - - - -

2. How should security treat illegally parked cars?_ _ __

3. Do you have any constructive comment on how parking
should be handled?_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __

Beacon at the movies--The first 4.0

Stop at the "Seventh Sign"
With each one that comes true,
the earth comes closer to it's
demise. Six of these signs come
true throughout the film.
The
final sign -- the seventh sign - has to do with the· child that
Abby (Demi Moore) is going to
give birth to on February 29.
No more to be said.
The story revolves around
Moore's character, her husband,
played
by
Michael
Biehn
("Terminator," "Aliens"), and the
mysterious boarder they have
staying at their house, played by
Jiirgen Prognow (Beverly Hills
Cop II). His presence on screen
is electrifying.
He gives an
outstanding performance, and I
predict he will be up for an
Academy Award before his career
is over. If it is not for this

by John Gordon

film, it will be a shame.
Hopefully,
Sign" will get more
So go out and see i~ it's
movie in -town! If you
"the Sign," you're going
wrong direction.

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The best film of 1988 is in
theaters everywhere right now.
"The Seventh Sign" is a motion
picture everyone should see and
take to heart. This movie shows
us that there is a great hope for
the world in which we live -- a
world stricken , with war and
famine. It is a dark film, an
eerie film, which leads to a
The Grade
glorious conclusion. There's no
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bloodshed, just a story that will
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you.
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Seventh Sign," without giving
too much away, goes as follows:
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No place to call home
by Wendi Harvey
Are you willing to give up a
night of partying to help another human being? Are you
willing to make an important
point by substituting your warm
bed for a hard piece of ground?
On April 22, students will
be given a chance to help raise
local awareness concerning a
much-needed permanent shelter
for the homeless people of Wyoming Valley.
Students from
King's College, College Misericoria, and Wilkes College will
join together for a sleep-out in
Kirby Park.
At 10 pm Friday evening,
all students who signed up to participate in the sleep-out -- called
"Waiting for the Dawn of Concern" -- will meet in the fencedin area of Kirby Park.
Each college will wear different color arm bands to distinguish between the three groups.
Wilkes will be wearing black arm
bands to represent the mourning

students who want to help with
problems the homeless people
have. The right kind of action
needs to be taken; we want a
positive change."
There will be police protection, a bandstand, bathroom facilities, and access to a telephone. At 7 am the group will
march through Wilkes-Barre to
the St. Vincent de Paul Soup

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The sleep-out will be a ---___J'--- ~ - - night of speakers, songs, chances to meet other .students, and
most of all a chance to show the
community that college students
do care about society.
The sleep-out was originally
organized by Joyce Pertrenchalc
or a complete breakfast.
and Diane Carlin of the Young
"In some ways," says Tony
Democrats at King's College. Vento,
Interfaith liaison
to
They were joined by Paula Quick Wilkes College, "all of us are
and Father John from Miser- homeless, We all know what it's
icordia, and Nancy Houtz and like to feel left out, alienated, unTony Vento from Wilkes.
sure of the future, and insecure.
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,ign'
. be a shame.
ully,
"The
I get more
and see it, it's
own! If you
' you're
:tion. .

quarius -- lookout
surprise !
Scorpio- Live hard this week. Fun and frolic is on
~e way. This week will be very pleasing.
Leo- Save face this week. You might not come out c
alot of things loo!ing great, but try to look your best.

Libra- Happy Week!!! Yes it is all yo.urs, so go
lor it all.
fhe Grade

Taurus- Don't be so Cow-ardly. Take some risks,
brother Bovine; don't embarrass me.
Gemini- Looks like some more rain this week, but
have a feeling you are well protected; keep yourself
busy.

Capricorn- Famine and plagues will befall you this
week. Be prepared for Armageddon.
~at, your week will be fine.

Other than

Cancer- If you give some of your time this week for
plain enjoyment, you might just make it come alive.
le

Pisces- If you piece together the parts of your
problem, you might just find out that it is not as bad
as you think. The only thing you have to worry about
~worrying.
Aries- WOW!!! this will be one hot week for you. Be
on the Look out for amorous Tauruses.

Aquarius- Uh Oh, feeling a little down? Well this
.on

ought to cheer you up. . . be on the lookout for a
pleasant surprise.

Sagittarius- If I were you, I would buckle down and
twi ll
g for.

get a lot accomplished.
plethora of work to do.

Be on the look out for a

Virgo- Go easy on your subordinates; they have a
worries.

A little mercy is a good

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Wiltes College Programming Board
Announces the following openings for
1988-1989 committee chairmen,

-Publicity: Creative promotion, and

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publicity of all Board events.
-Films: Selecting latest and classic
movies, arranging film
festivals, etc.
Date

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noon SUB TV room or call X2925 or X~108
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Finish the day with
Barry Drake
by Lee Morrell
The end of the school year
is finally upon us. With the halt
of classes and exams comes, sadly enough, the final show of the
year for the Programming Board.
It has been quite a memorable
year, and an equally fine one for
the Board. But as that great philosopher Yogi Berra said, "It ain't
over 'ti! it's over," and, "It ain't
over 'til the fat lady sings."
Well, Barry Drake ain't fat and he
ain't no lady, but he is the last
solo-concert performer of the
1987-88 season. So, it is over
when Barry Drake sings.
The day of Barry's second
performance on Wilkes' campus
will be a very busy one but an
rven more entertaining one.
. ~artier in the day will be the
annual IRHC (Inter-Residence
Hall
Council)
Block Party.
Then, before Drake comes on,
Tim Webster and Tom Barlow,
Wilkes students, will open the
show.
The show begins at
8:00pm and will be the final
installation of the Saturday night
SUBset.
The fact that Drake is making his second stop at Wilkes
shouldn't shock anyone.
As a
matter of fact, Drake has visited
an astonishing 338 different
schools in 35 states. Also, . in a
majority of those schools, he
returned for a second . . . third . .
. and, in one case, eleventh
show. The best test of a performer's success is being asked
to perform back at a college year
after year. Drake's return date
record is over 90% and the best
in the business.
Drake is no stranger to success. He was nominated for the
NACA (National Association for
Campus Activities) College Coffeehouse Entertainer of the Year
six years in a row, 1983-88. He
was also nominated for NACA
Entertainer of the year five years
in row, 1984-88. Drake is also a
ten-year member of NACA; only
17 associate members are.
Drake presently has three
albums out. The first is called
"Happylanding." This album was
recorded on Capitol records,
which makes him a rarity because he is a performer who has
recorded on a major label and
still concentrates on -- and prefers -- the college market. His
next two albums, "Roadsongs"
and "Solo Survivor," were both
released on his own record label,
Catskill Mountain Records.
Aside from the many solo
shows he has done over his long
career, Drake has appeared in
concert wi th s?me of _th e best.
- Some of these mclude Jim Croce,

Van
Morrison,
Living:;ton
Taylor
(remember
him?),
Emmylou Harris (Emmylou performs one of Drake's songs),
David
Bromberg,
Michael
Johnson, and Loudon Wainright
III (some of you may remember
Wainright from his few appearances on M*A*S*H as Capt.
Spaulding, the singing officer
who sang such memorable tunes
as "Oh Tokyo" and "Big Mac.").
These are just some of the folks
he's performed with in 35 states
and Europe for 16 years.
Here is what some fellow
students had to say about Drake
and his performances.
"Highly
recommendable is an understatement . . . Fabulously magnificent

is more like it!" said Margaret
Wolfensberger of the University
of Richmond. "No matter which
way Barry Drake chooses to perform his songs, they all result in
excellence!" said Julie Onderak,
Entertainment
Editor,
The
Stoutonia
University
of
Wisconsin / Stout. And finally,
Jackie Benton, a staff writer of
The Ranger, San Antonio College said, "Drake said that he
wants to keep playing his music
forever . . . For those who appreciate guitar playing, sensitive lyrics and outstanding vocals, forever might not be long
enough!"

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The '' Golden Barbie Award
by Bill Barber
Here we are in the middle of
April and snowflakes are falling
outside my dining room window.
What can I tell you? No wonder
everyone keeps threatening to
move to Florida.
The semester is fast drawing
to a close, and once again finals
are coming, if I may use that "f'
word in this column. Papers to
write, facts to be memorized and
spit back, and for the select few
lucky ones, caps and gowns to
be ordered (right, Lisa?).
What a wonderful time. I
would like to take this opportunity to proclaim April National
Ulcer Month. It keeps occurring
to me that getting a college
education is like trying to fight a
bunch of brush fires. The minute
you put one out, another pops
up. Is it any wonder that "core"
rhymes with "bore"?
Quentin Crisp, that doyen of
sophistication, has said that the
only thing he got from his
education is an ability to tolerate
injustice.
But on the bright
side, I like to think it's more
like pouring water through a
sieve. Most of the water goes
right through, but the sieve does
get weL
For all of us "wetheads" who won't be paroled this

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all around expert on the subject&lt;;
Drake
of
rock-n-roll,
contemporary
Continued from p. 7
folk music, the music business
One
Drake performs mostly orig- and record collecting.
inal material with a smattering of reviewer tied up the entire packSpringsteen, IT and The Beatles age by saying, "Barry Drake is
thrown in. His own songs range unique singer, an accomplished
from "Troubadors," a description guitar player, a recorded songof the ups and downs in the life writer (21 of his songs have
of a traveling musician and "I been recorded), an engaging and
Won't Be Reconstructed,"
a hilarious storyteller and a fun perseething post Civil War ballad son on and off stage, before, durfrom the viewpoint of the South, ing and after his show."
to "Grandma's Old Piano," a
This should be a great way
bouncy
retrospective
glimpse to finish the programming year,
into Barry's musical roots.
and an even better way to "finish
To top it off, Barry Drake is the day -- with Barry Drake and
a musical historian, lecturer and the Programming Board."

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Now for some praise where lion and foresight, it CII
praise is more than due:
The will be accomplished.
Richard Maslow Collection, cur- don't shoot me, it's just a
rently hanging at the Sordoni tion.
Gallery, is, in this writer's opinAnd while I'm on
ion, the finest collection of ma- few more items of local
jor art that has ever been as- must be commented on.
sembled and displayed on this all, John Domzalski's
campus.
From Warhol, Johns, directing project "The
Rauschenberg,
Oldenberg and featuring Gunnar Waldmall
Lichtenstein, to the exqms1te Jenny Hussy was eJ ·
"Phil III" by Chuck Close, Op staged this past weekend.
and Pop have come together in a Domzalski, a very talented
fascinating melange.
himself, has come acros.,
splendidly
as direcur
A film series also accompanies the collection.
If you dramaturg in finding !his
miss this opportunity to get jewel by Murray Schisgal
your eyes knocked out by art, bringing it to life.
'/OU have only yourselves to lations, John.
blame.
And before I sign
Don't be like the little old would like to issue a
ladies that toddle through with "Golden
Barbie" awanl
disgusted expressions, clucking, Lawrence Kopenis. His
"I just don't understand this at Evans Hall this last
stuff."
demonstrated that a major
Open your mind and let your- talent is among us. The
self get blown right out of the tional quality, intense
water. It is a fantastic collec- ti vity and almost pervene
tion, and the Maslows are to be sight into human nallllC
thanked for sharing it with us.
Kopenis captures indicates
I would also like to stick he is on the verge of a
my pudgy little neck out and career. So many years of
suggest that the Maslows, the remain ahead for Mr. Kopam
Henrys,
the
Sordonis,
the achieve his goal. From
Conynghams, the Boscovs, et instinctual talent and vision
al, form an ad hoc committee to he has shown in his
study the possibilities of open- is obvious that he will
ing a major museum in Wilkes- Chalk up another winner
Barre.
This city is ready to the ever-growing pool of
come of age.
Perhaps the at Wilkes College. Wald&amp;
Maslows might consider housing several reproductions of
their brilliant collection in a Kopenis' work in the u
permanent
location
for
the issue of Manuscript.
benefit of the entire valley.
And last, but not
My
humble
suggestion very
personal and
would be to convert the old congratulations to Kim
Stegmeier Brewery into a mus- and Eddie Lupico for
eum, dedicated also to the beer- together what I am sure
making industry to which each the finest issue of M
of us here at Wilkes owes such re- that Wilkes has ever seen.
spect. Then, by adding various
Coming
wings, they could begin to create newstands.
a major museum to rival the ones

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1988

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mounta!
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to Weali

seen

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PAGENINE

oing home to "Miner Hell"
JoAnne Reen
decided to move into the
lhe day I couldn't find my
oresight, it
:complished.
me, it's just
bile I'm - on
items of local
nmented on.

Domzalski's
:sy was ex
past weekend.
a very talented
; come across
as
director
n finding this
.1:urray Schisgal
to life.
:fore I sign
to issue a
larbie"
award
openis.
His
Iall this last
that a major
)ng us. The
ity, intense
almost perverse
human nature
&gt;tures indicates
e verge of a
many years of
I for Mr. Ko
goal.
From
Llent and vision
rn in his artw
hat he will
nother w·
wing pool
:ollege.
roductions
rk in the
tScript.
;t, but not
mal
and
1s to Kim
Lupico for
.t I am sure
ssue of M

N EUJ
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was sharing a dilapidated
in the mountaihs with a
-old artist, an epileptic
and an ancient siamese
mumbled to herself and
ii my Reeboks.
•
wanted to wear the hat, a
straw number I picked up
· o, while I worked in the
seen my hat?" I
It was on my

e and I put some dried
and ribbons on it and
tt to the encyclopedia sales-

snapped. The house was
by a woodstove, hot water
a fantasy, and now this.
in the dorms had to be
lhan this.
now live on the fifth floor
r Hall. I have my own
My bed is six feet off the
My chubby legs and ar-

thritic 28 year old bones were my knees.
One Sunday afternoon I re- littering the floor near the TV.
"I must have missed the ornot built for the acrobatics I
The area surrounding the turned to Miner after a weekend
must go through to climb in and house I shared with the artist was away from school. I walked into gy," I sighed.
Remember the film The
out of bed. I'm terrified the bed bucolic at best. Sheep were our the lounge on the first floor and
There is a scene
will collapse and, like a giant next door neighbors. Lying in found it covered with toilet Exorcist ?
pinball, I will ricochet off the my bed at night, I could hear paper. Toilet paper was wrapped where the exorcist gets out of
radiator and be shot out the crickets, an owl calling in the around the bike rack and woven his car and, standing under a
engulfed in fog,
window, to land on the YMCA pines, and blessed silence.
through the bikes. Toilet paper street lamp,
roof where I will be fined for
"Silence" is not a word syn- was an inch deep on the floor, stares apprehensively up at the
littering.
onymous with teenagers. Teen- and long strands of it were house. He doesn't know what he
It takes 63 steps and eight agers shriek, run up and down draped over all the doors. I had will find inside, but he knows it
landings to get to the top floor the halls, and stay up all night to kick wads of it from each step won't be good. That's how I feel
of Miner.
The elevato,r wasn't talking on the phone.
They as I climbed to the fifth floor. every time I return to Miner.
I guess I really knew I didn't
working the day I moved in. blast their tv's and stereos and Shaking my head at the waste, I
After the -fourth trip up the radios until the cacophony of could only think, "Toilet paper belong when, as I was leaving
stairs, my shirt was soaked, my Tiffany and . Tina Turner and As costs 44 cents a roll." Then I for class one morning, my' neighblood pressure was dangerously The World Turns is enough to thought, "God, I'm getting old."
bor said to me, "An old lady is
high, and my ears were popping madden a saint. One afternoon, I
I went away the next week- supposed to be moving into this
from the high altitude.
was sitting at my desk, trying to end. When I came back on Sun- dorm."
"Really?" I replied. "How
'Tll be glad when they fix figure out what CS 115 has to do day I found the front door tom
the elevator," I wheezed to a wi_th filmmaking, when an earth- off the hinges, and, on the fifth old is this old lady?"
dorm mate.
shattering scream filled the air.
floor, garbage cans were kicked
"Twenty-eight," she answer"Oh, we aren't allowed to
"Call an ambulance, some- in and all the fire extinguishers ed.
use the elevator," she replied.
one is hurt!" I yelled as I raced were ripped off the wall.
I limped to anthropology,
"Never?" I squeaked.
down the hall. "What's wrong?"
"Was there a riot?" I asked, thinking how fitting a class it
"Nope," she said.
"You'll I asked, wild eyed and out of addressing no one in particular.
was for a fossil like me.
I just got a letter from the
get used to it."
breath.
Coming back the Sunday
By the end of the semester,
"Oh," replied the screamer, after that, I was greeted by the artist. The cat died.
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He's been chased,
thrown through a
window. and arrested.
Eddie Murphy is a Detroit
cop on vacation
in Beverly Hills.

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Beverly Hills Cop II
is Eddie Murphy's best
date. High speed car chas. h sets in Beverly Hills,
everpresent wisecracks of
y keep this cop atop hills,
plummeting.

3.5

A flashy · follow up to
Murphy's original film,
this
flick focuses more on stunts and
moves· at a faster pace than the
first "Cop."
Look for actor
Jiirgen Prognow as the evildoer
in this movie. Look for him in
. "The Seventh Sign" as well.

On Thursday, April 14, the
Programming Board held their
first "Day of Programming" to
recruit new members. The exhibit, part of a public relations
campaign headed by Kim Evans,
. (Programming Board publicity
chairperson), Leigh Sottile, and
Fran Matso, consisted of several
video screen presentations as
well as several tape decks. Here,
students were ·afforded the chance
to voice their opinions about
possibilities for next semester.
During the exhibit, all av- .
enues of programming were on
full display for
the students.
The Board exhibited some of its
large collection of tapes, literature, posters and other paraphernalia. In addition, they distributed pens and keychains with
the Programming Board logo on
them in an effort to make the

Board's image recognizable on
campus.
One main objective of the
exhibit was to get student input
for next year's acts.
A movie
list allowed students to choose,
firsthand, the movies that might
appear next year. (The results of
that poll appear below.) Opportunities were given to respond to
any one of the approximately
fifty music cassettes available.
Perhaps the most important
aspect of the exhibit was the
effort by the Board to recruit new
members. The day yielded sixteen new members, with an interest in all five areas of Programming: Film, Publicity, MiniConcert, Solo-Concert, and Novelty. These members will be im portant in the future of the
Programming · Board, as three
committee chairpeople will be
.

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graduating this year.
The movies chosen in the
poll were:

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GOOD MORNIN'G VIETNAM
TIIREE MEN AND A BABY
STANDBY ME
WITCHES OF EASTWICK
WALL STREET
THE UNTOUCHABLES
BROADCAST NEWS
MOONSTRUCK &amp;
FATAL AITRACTION

(The list was compiled by
the 116 polls filled out by
students at the exhibit and is
subject to change).
The members of the campaign and the members of the
Board are to be thanked for the
opportunity to see what's behind
the scenes of programming.

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year
the
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team has an
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'Will be participati1
ll Invitational
as well as vi
with King's Co
University
teams.
rew will al~
1st Annual &lt;
atta on May
the Susque
·cipating
l
Susquehanna
regatta will i
in the eig
-man sweep an&lt;'
Single and doubl1
tition will als
will be the fu
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team will be participating in
Budmell Invitational on
·1 30 as well as various
· mages with King's College,
uehanna
Universit)1" and
local crew teams.
Wilkes crew will also be
· g in the 1st Annual Cherry
som Regatta on May 1 at
pm on the Susquehanna.
participating
besides
es are Susquehanna and
's. The regatta will include
ix:tition in the eight-man
p, four-man sweep and quading. Single and double scullcompetition will also take
. This will be the first time
three teams will compete
· st each other.
Although the crew team is a
·vely young group, they

generous donations from the
Kirby family, the McDonald
foundation and faculty members
at Wilkes.
They have also
bought three boats including an
eight-man, four-man a nd a quadsculling boat.
Along with racing, th e crew
team is very involved wi th
fundraising efforts so th at more
equipment may be purchased.
They are currently having h
hoagie sale th at is sponsored in
part by Subway Subs. Hoagies
may be ordered from any crew
member. They also have t-shirts
and sweatshirts printed with the
Wilkes Crew insignia for the
college community to buy.
The team is an extremely
active campus organization with
many events planned for the
spring season.
Come out and
show your support the Wilkes
crew team.

ady Colonels drop
by Kathy Harris
This weekend was not one
remember for the Wilkes'
all team.
Coach Dave
in's Lady Colonels dropped
doubleheader to Susquehanna
Saturday, and with these
they dropped out of first
in the Northwest di¥ision
the MAC. The MAC record
stands at 2-2, and their
record stands at 4-6.
FIRST GAME
Susquehanna
6
Wilkes
5
Going into the last inning,
looked like Wilkes had the
e secured with a 5-4 lead.
Crusaders rallied in the last
ing to win the game, 6-5.
rally began when Susque's Amy Gillan singled off
Bodnar. Bodnar then walked
sy Rossi.
Crusader Meg
r hit a double into center-

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home.
Melissa Kennedy and
Erika Oswald each drove in a run
for the Lady Colonels. Winning
pitcher for Susquehanna was
Jennifer Wickham, who gave up
fo ur earned runs, three hits and
struck out two over seven innings.
Losing pitcher Bodnar
gave up three earned runs and
seven hits.
SECOND GAME
Susquehanna
6
Wilkes
1
This game was dominated by
the Crusaders. Although Wilkes
had six hits, they only scored
one run , when Bodnar singledh,
which sent Michelle Toth, w o
singled to get on base, home.

104 in favor of ESU at the half.
From the second half kickoff to the final whistle, WilkesBarre was in control. With some
good passing and strong scrum
play, the Breakers kept ESU off
the scoreboard for the rest of the
day. Minutes after the start of
the second half, Wilkes-Barre's
Nick Matiolli took the ball down
to the left sideline for about 50
meters and then shuffled it off to
Martin O'Connor for the score.
The conversion kick was no
good and ESU still led by 10-8.
After •mixing tough defenses
with key ball handling the
Breakers were ready for another
score. Andy Harris jumped on a
loose ESU ball near their own

Last Saturday, in weather
which made it seem like January,
the Wilkes-Barre Breakers traveled to East Stroudsburg to play
rugby.
The Breakers brought
home their first victory of the
season with a score of 18-10.
East Stroudsburg jumped out
to a quick 10-0 lead early in ,he
game when they capitalized on
two Breaker miscues.
The
Breakers finally settled down
near the end of the first half and
Wilkes' own Steve Bardsley
picked up a loose ball and
rambled about ten meters into
the try zone for the score. The
conversion kick foiled and it was

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Wilkes-Barre Breakers will play
their first home match of the
spring season against Bloomsburg.
Rugby is a fast-moving
sport which is very enjoyable to
~atch.
It's one of the most
popular spectator sports (second
to soccer) in many European
countries. Those who have never
seen the game played before are
encouraged to come out and
enjoy the action at Kirby Park.
You may say you won't
understand what's happening out
there on the field. Well, here's a
little rugby refresher course..
Each
team
has
fi fteen
players, eight big forwards to
fight for possession of the ball,
seven speedy backs to roam the
open field and score by running
the ball over the goal line (a try
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block after awhile," said Coach
Wingert, after watching three
losing matches in tie-breakers.
This Thursday Wilkes will
travel to Elizabethtown for a
match.
Number two seed, '
Dimitri
Radu
said,
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looking forward to the next time
we play because we all should've
won our matches." The Monday
match against Allentown was
rained out and has not _yet been
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kicking it through the uprights
(three points).
Kicking is the key to the
game because it's the easiest way
to score points, advance your
field position, and/or drive the
other team into a hole.
The scrum restarts play after
an
infraction
takes
place.
Forwards of each team line up op-posite each other, lock together,
and strike for the ball.
Each half is forty minutes of
continous action because there
are no substitutions except in
the case of an injury. Halftime
is only five minutes long.
There you have it, a brief
description of the sport. If you
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a score of 14-10.
Scrum half, Mark Phelan,
brought in the final score of the
day with seconds before time ran
out. This made the final score
18-10 in favor of the Breakers.
In B-side action, WilkesBarre droppel:l a close game 1412 in the waning minutes. The
A-side is now 1-2 and the B-side
is 0-3.
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game is at home on Saturday,
against Bloomsburg. Kick-off is
scheduled for 1:00 pm at Kirby
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April 21, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XL

18766

No.23

Colonel of
the Week

Creegan leads women's tenn'
by Lisa Miller

victory over POU-Madison's Ann
Marie Grassia, 6-0,6-1. Creegan
is now undefeated in singles play
at
5-0.
Wilkes'
Carolyn
Hazelhurst scored a 6-0, 6-1
victory over Chris Berger. Amy
Schukis and Stacy Symecko also
scored singles victories for the
Lady Colonels.
Creegan and Mary Ellen
Opeka teamed to win the top
doubles match.
Creegan and
Opeka's doubles record is now 41. In the second doubles match
Hazelhurst and Symecko defeated
FDU-Madison's Karen Dougherty

Saturday,
April
16, in
weather that was more fit for
football then tennis, the Lady
Colonels
traveled
to
FDUMadison to take on the Blue
Devils.
The Wilkes women's
tennis
team
increased
their
overall record to 4-1 and 3-0 in
the Middle Atlantic Conference,
with a 7-2 victory over the Blue
Devils.
Chris Creegan, number one
singles player for the Lady
Colonels. scored a convincing

and Nadine Gagliaido, 6-3,
Schukis and Jen
picked up the win in the
match.
Creegan has provided
leadership which has
major factor in the turnaround
the Lady Colonels tennis
With just four games left
play, the Lady Colonels
shot at making the play
The women's tennis team
plays at home Tuesday, Airil
when they host Susque
Match time is set for 3:30.

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rest of
this Ste$
luck in
(since ,
of the yea,

Colonels get swept
by Bill Kern

This week's female Colonel of the Weck is junior Chris
Creegan. Creegan plays in tbe number one position on the
women's tenpis team. She is currently undefeated in singles
play with a record of 5-0. In doubles play. she and partner
Mary Ellen Opeka have a record of 4-1. Congratulations,
Chris, on a fine performance so far in the season and good
luck in the future.

This week's male Colonel of the Week is Tom ,Salzberg.
The wnior, captain of the baseball team, from DobsFerry,
N,Y. is the anchor on the pitching staff. Salzberg's record is
3-1 with one save. He bas struck out 30 batters in 32
mmngs. His current ERA is 2.81. Congratulations Tom on
fine performance and good luck for the remainder of the
~

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Going into last Saturdaay's
double-header with Elizabethtown
the Wilkes baseball team felt the
time was right to knock-off the
perenial MAC power. Why not,
the Colonels had their ace, Tom
Salzberg on the mound, and they
were riding the momentum of
winning five out of their last six
games.
The first game was a pitchers dual between Elizabethtown's
Matt Aylard and Salzberg. Both
pit chers were brilliant, but it was
Aylard who made the tough
pitches when it counted as
Elizabethtown won the first
game 3-1.
The Colonels didn't have
much luck in game one, in the
top of the first Elizabethtowns'
Mike Gore was apparently out on
a foul pop, but the ball was
dropped and Gore was given new
life. He took advantage of the
second opportunity given him at
the plate, he sent a Salzberg
pitch over the right-field fence
giving Elizabethtown a 1-0 lead
Wilkes came back to tie the
game at one, as Nelson Cantor,
who had two of the Colonels
four hits in the first game, was
balked home by Aylard.
The sixth inning was a
nightmare for the Colonel's.
Mark Clark started the
inning
with a lazy pop fly to right that
was misjudged by Cantor and
Clark ended up on second base.
Clark scored on a sacrifice fly

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John Kepics awaits the throw at first base.
when
pinch-hitter
Brad
Hassington hit a rocket to deep
center field, but thanks to an
outstanding
catch
by
centerfielder Ken Chakon, Clark
was
kept
off
the
bases.
Elizabethtown scored their last
run of the inning when Scott
McNamey scored on a Mark
Lanzone. hit
The Colonels
stranded two runners in the bottom of the seventh, and Elizabethtown took the first game.

...

In the second game
bethtown jumped out to 1
0 first inning lead.
battled back to close the
7-4, on a two ou~ two
homer by Chakon. But
as close as the Colonels
come as Elizabethtown
to win the second game 16-9.
The Colonels next
home on Thursday, April
when they host King's
Game time is scheduled for 3.

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                    <text>Wilkes College Wilkes-Barr~ PA 18766

No. 25

May 5, 1988

ow tO handle the exam pressure
Nott:

Final

exam week
most stresstimes a student faces
semester. The Beacon
wishes
all
students
tht rest of the campus
in this stessful
time
good luck in the years
come (since this is our
issue of the year).

,., of the

onel
he

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lay,
Susq
6:30.

When a friend walks up to
mthe main hallway of Stark

ing Center
and
says:
, studying for finals?" do
want to run lhe olher way
you are thinking of
negative images elicited
lhe mention of that particular
Most likely, you would
not answer your friend's
· n, but you would auto. ly grumble a response bewalking away. That friend
probably also feel stress
having to study for exams.
high school there were some
~pers and quarterly exams
were somehow endurable. •
college students have the

added problems of commuting to
school, donning at school, working their way through college,
facing emotional crises, or simply managing to do the work
allotted to them in the time
frame available. The work i
more demanding than in high
school and teachers don't always
"give students a break" because
many professors have other jobs
in addition to teaching at
Wilkes.
Here are some helpful hints
for students on studying from the
Health Services Office: Where
should you begin?
"Take a
breath!," said Mark Sowcik, college counselor. Although everyone would like to
have easy
solutions, this is one case where
you just have to study, he said.
One way to start tackling all the
work is to make a list of all the
work you have to accomplish
(for the next one or two days).
Writing everything down may
seem silly, but after viewing
your hardest? What work must
your list, you may wish you had
be done particularly well? What
been doing this throughout your
work is most important to you?
whole semester.
Sowcik said to "get yourself into
Rank each item in terms of a position where you are doing
importance. What subjects are primarily review." The most im-

portanl work should be scheduled
at a time when you are most likely to be alen and can put the
most energy into your work.
Each student has a particular method of study that best

suits his/her particular needs.
Some people find it easier to
study in groups while others prefer studying alone. Try to con-

Continued on p.5

CORE model examined
by Kim Klimek
How satisfied are you with
the present core curriculum? Colleges and universities nationwide
have been evaluating their curricula based on students' needs.
According to Dr. Bing Wong,
chairman of the Core Review
Commi ttee, the current core
lacks structure. He said that students in certain majors can graduate without exposure to history
or english classes. These ,are two
subjects considered to be a
central part of a liberal arts
education.
The new curriculum would be
bene ficial in providing a liberal
arts education, enabling students
to keep pace with the modem
world, said Dr. Robert Heaman,
associate dean of academic
affairs .
Wong said, "Many freshmen
view the core as one thing to get
out of. We would like to change
this attitude." The new core will

give students more of an op- ,
portunity to choose courses that
interest them. It would be implimented in the Fall of 1989 if
accepted.
Tl.le new core would be more
compact and would consist of a
total of 44 credits -- seven
credits less than the present
core. According lO Wong, this
would give students a chance for
more electives.
The new core will give
students a chance to be more
active learners, as well as give
faculty a new set of strategies for
teaching. It should preserve the
same general mixture of classes.
said Wong.
Most differences
would lie in the teaching methodology and breakdown of sequences.
The four sections featured in
the new core would be: Basic
Skills, Core Seminars, Distribution Requirements and Physical Development.
Basic
Skills
Require-

ments will include:
l) Writing
Requirements -- Eng 101-102 and
upperclass
writing
proficiency
based on writing-intensive courses as defined by a Commiuee, 2)
Mathematics Skills -- One course
required unless math SAT score is
above 475 (compared to a score
of 450 presently required) or if
one's score on local placement

Continued on p. 4

Inside this issue:
Letters p-2.,3
Major Barbara p.6
Steeber--hot stuff! p. JO-

Spons wrap-up p.11

�May 5, 1988

PAGE1WO

Editorial

Letters to the Editor

Interaction vital

Dear Editor:
I read your editorial last
week and thought it a bit strong.
I want the readers to know, for
whatever
it's
worth,
that
administrative intervention goes
beyond the reaches of the
Manuscript.
While trying to
obtain statistical information for
a
Beacon
article,
I
was
thoroughly
stonewalled
by
members of the Administration
for what I assume to be political

I'm sure that many are expecting a whining defense of my editorial
of last week, some smart answers to the accusations thrown at me.
Many will be disappointed. I will accept responsibility for any blame
that people would like to assign, but I do. however, firmly mainla!n
my position.
·
What should concern the Wilkes community is not the
"name-calling" that supposedly occurred, but the many issues that
remain undiscussed, and the many problems that remain unsolved. My
only concern when writing any of my editorials was the academic
health of WIikes College (not the status of the school). If I failed in
that respect in the eyes of some, fine. But I did learn something from
this experience: censure helps nothing. Criticism can only be effective
if it is constructive, not destructive. But there has to be criticism.
The number of letters I received after last week's issue indicated that
there are people out there who ·vere displ~ with the way The Beacon
has been run. Perhaps if more people stepped forward earlier to
contribute to The Beacon, if more people had expressed their displeasure
earlier, the criticism could have been weighed and dealt with. At least
the displeasure would have been expressed. Instead, for the final issue,
The Beacon received some letters that condemned us for everything
written this semester. I welcome the criticism, but only ask why it
took so long to surface~
When there are a handful of dedicated people working to put out a
weekly publication, there are bound to be problems; there are bound to
be clashes of opinion between that group of students and the overall
community at Wilkes. This clash of opinion, though, could be
constructive, even remedied, if there were only more interaction between
The Beacon, the students, and the faculty. Student participation is
another vital factor. Although the interaction and participation that took
place in the past two issues were certainly not ideal, it was interaction.
It is a start. If The Beacon received ten letters to the editor every week,
if students submitted articles on a regular basis, if faculty members were
willing to step forward and offer suggestions when they believe they see
a problem, not only would The Beacon be a better publication, but it
would be a more effective tool for communication for the Wilkes
Community.
The Beacon's purpose is not propaganda. Neither should it be a
forum for fierce invective. It should, however, point out problems and
offer solutions. Perhaps the view expressed in the editorials is
different from the views of others on campus. If you disagree with
anything an editor writes, if you see something in the paper that
displeases you, you owe it to yourself and to The Beacon to step
forward. I can only hope that the interaction that has begun, however
weakly, with this issue can continue to grow with future staffs.
I extend one final piece of editorial advice: if you have an opinion,
express it. You may not be able to change the world with the
expression of your ideal, but at least you can believe that you tried.

reaso~.

reexamined and ·
academic comm
think that your tr
matter was the be
opening a ratio
regarding these iss
that Andy. whose
often admired (Hi
an Afternoon Lon
year's Manuscript is
return to often.), had
question the process
judgement that. resul
poem's not being pub
I
assume
failing to advise mo
consistently during

and quality. I believe she was
doing just that
I also believe
that Dr. Heaman has played a
vital
role
in
keeping
the
Manuscript an active campus
publication.
Furthermore,
without
her
efforts,
the
Manuscript would have ceased to
exist several years ago. Instead
of
being
criticized
in
a
confrontational
manner,
Dr.
Patricia
Heaman
should
be
applauded
for
advising
the
student editors on a first rate
Manuscript publication.
Dr.
P.
Heaman,
please process so that
accept my apology. My concern not have been mad
regarding a wrong to Mr. Morrell constraints that
certainly does not justify the full discussion.
don't accept h"
wrong done to you.

Regardless of the fact that I
didn't get the information needed
to write the article, the students
must look beyond my situation
and that of Mr. Morrell's to the
root of the problem which is the
lack of power vested in the
Dr. R.L. Maxwell
students. When I left Weckesser
Hall I realized that propaganda
(Le.The Beacon), or the teachers,
Dear Editor,
or even scattered complaints
from students or alumni could
not make the Administration
As a student at Wilkes, I am
budge.
embarrassed by the lack of
The Administration of Wilkes quality journalism of the Beacon.
College (University) must be Is the Beacon a newspap&lt;2' or an
held accountable for its actions opinion sheet? 1 tnought it was
to the students.
The students, a newspaper, but it is obviously
for whatever unfortunate reason, not
Throughout this school
are
being
bombarded
with year supposed news articles were
mismanagement.
How?
It is blatant editorials. News articles
apparent that short-term cheaper should just contain the facts and
solutions are ineffectively being should never contain opinions of
used
to
solve
long-term the individual writer.
If you
problems around the school. For want to print opinions, clearly
example,
the
destruction
of label them as such as you do in
lawns by people cutting across the "A pawn in their game"
them.
Why not put ornate colwnn.
fences around them instead of
I am strongly opposed to
cement paths which will erode in censorship in any form, but you,
a few short years anyway? There the newspaper staff, should
are other more substantial issues exhibit
some
self-control..
such
as
parking,
full-time Please, censor yourselves!
You
teachers, and class selection, must not use the paper as a
which, as you know, The Beacon political tool.
has addressed. I'm astonished to
Another issue I am very
(Editor's note: And t~ clarify a point, there was a line placed
think what must happen if upset about is your unfair
between the editorial and the Letters to the Editor column.
change is to occur.
And I editorial about Dr. Pat Heaman.
Traditionally, in fact weekly, this line indicates that the two items are
thought the (5()'s were over.
Don't you think you were a bit
separate and distinct. I was merely commenting on the letter, not
By the way, when I told hard on someone who did not
implying that the letter supported my editorial. Since this has been
someone I was going to write deserve it?
As you state in the
traditional policy, I did not/eel the need to clarify that point at the time
this letter, they said, "Who the editorial, she only suggested a
ofpublication).
hell are you?"
I am someone change be made.
That is her
_________
t[:_'f.o_d-_:JQ_d-_«_C_O_tt
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ who doesn't like to be taken duty as advisor, it is not
')"' ;,w"'~ '-•
advantage of.
I doubt it will censorship.
Personally, I think
VOL XL No. 25 May 5, 1988
achieve much, but I am not .she was right The poem was
doing my column this week in very offensive and not a good
Advisor-Tom Bigler
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
protest of being stonewalled by example of poetry.
Feature Editors-Lee Monell
News Editors -Kim Klimek
practice
the Administration.
Again,
please
-Wendi Harvey
-Amy Braun
objective journalism!
Photography Editors-Beth Mazzullo
Sports Editors-Lisa Miller
Rob MacArthur
-Donna Yed1ock
-Bill Kem
Jean Brodie
Beacon Editor:
Copy Editor-&amp;ldie Lupioo
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
Ad Manager- Kathy L. Harris
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos '7he all knowing Bovine"
I wish to publicly apologize
to Dr. Patricia Heaman for
Dear Editor:
having signed a petition about
It was printed where it
Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, Bill Barber, Jo Anne Heen,
censorship and the Manuscript. I
John Gordon, Tony Vento, Don (Semyon) &amp; Ed (Buonocore), Ray Ott,
had
a
concern
regarding deserved to be printed.
Kathy Harris, Suzanne Payne, Dave Serino.
M. U. Farooq
procedures, but Dr. Patricia
Heaman shares my concern and
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
we are trying to correct those
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of
procedures.
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names
Dear Editor:
I believe that Dr. Patricia
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor
Heaman, as advisor to the
must be signed to insure validity.
While I agree that the issues
Manuscript, has the duty to
raised in the letter by Andrew
advise students regarding taste
j'

Morrell in the last isB
Beacon need to be

censorship.

The Beacon's ~
the issue is another
Since the editor and
columnist of the BeQC(JI
taken
evexy ~
instruct
students,
administration, the A
Office,
the
Coce
Committee, the De
Office, the Career
Office, and virtually
else on campus on
perform their duties,
their business, and exprcu
ideas,
perhaps it is
unreasonable to suggest
they too might benefit
instruction in basic princqa
responsible
journalism
professional standards.
I think, first of al~ ii
interests of truth, accura;y,
fairness, the Beacon shookl
sent a reporter to interview
before making statements
can
be
characterii.ed
slanderous.
I reseit
distortion in your depictica
my
relationship
to
Manuscript and to
general.
My reputatioo
teacher and advisor is DOI
or truthful! y represented by
suggestion that I woold
grades to punish studela
"cross" me or in your rcpml
I threatened "removal" of
in part or in whole, fna

Manuscript. Although yoa
in most cases
di5IIJllld
exaggeration,
you
understate my persooal
to the poem in queslial
saying
I
regard
objectificatien and ~
the human body described ii
poem as "demeaning" to
I have taken my role &amp;1
seriously and professooally,
my experience has bccl
sometimes my advice bas
accepted and sometimes it
I have several regrell
the way in which the iml
developed. I regret lllOII
that the wock and
·
Kim Supper and the

Continued ca

ntinued fron
has

not

and congratulal

be.

I comme1
edition of Man
be proud of.
the work of the
who contribut1
has not been
it deserves 1
tion created
I congratul:
artists represe
lication.
my sugges
we seek a fon
us to discuss h
aesthet
context:
of
Word
that the co
life have cau
to atrophy
they can be
"gross and
, the context o
fear that our ~
find a place
tic impulses
upation wi1
· n; the co1
Tong's Sm
on
"Wome1
y." I think \1
cted witho1

to C
time
of J
must
on
gle fc
Th

(cat
and

I wa!
ur editor
l menace
malic
. She I
sied ht
years :
ing OU
ver it,
ou depl1

m.
rvice tc
ut Dr.
nesque
ive atm
live i
des if
her

·on,
y
the Stl
next

�Continued from p. 2
ript

rnunity,
· tre
best
ional
issues.
.ose w
(His "Thou
.ong Ago" ·
ipt is a
.), had a •
process

and

: resulted ·
ng publis
e sponsibility
i: more
·
Iring the
1 decisio
made
t perhaps
No
his
C

and fi
the BeacOII
oppornmity
dents,
the A
Core
he
Deve
Career
1irtually
on
duties,
and express
,s
it
is
to suggest
:ht benefit
,asic principles
journalism
ldards.
rst of all, in
1th, accuracy.
llOr

,us

iacon should
to interview
statements
:haracterized
I
resent
rour depiction
ihip
to
rid to studcntl

reputation -

visor is not
presented by
t I would
ish students
.n your
!lllOval" 0

whole,
J though y
you
persooal
in q
regard
and
y descri
~ ng" to
1y role a.
~rofessi
~ bas
advice

netimes i1
reral re
rich the ·
regret most
and uded'-'11111. ..-.. ..,
and the

has
not
been
and congratulated as
d be.
I commend the
m an edition of Manuscript
mould be proud of. I also
that the work of the many
IS who
contributed to
cript has not been given
11ention it deserves because
distraction created by the
ersy. I congratulate the
and artists represented in
's publication.
1 repeat my suggestion to
that we seek a fOPUm that
lllow us to discuss his valid
s in an aesthetic and
phical
context:
the
t
of .
Wordsworth's
·on that the conditions
em life have caused our
· ·ons to atrophy to the
where they can be aroused
by "gross and violent
L'i"; the context of D. H.
nce's fear that our failure to
and find a place for our
· erotic impulses has led
preoccupation with death
destruction; the context of
Tong's Smithsonian
on
"Women
and
phy." I think we could
lie instructed without being
by discussions conducted at
lwel.
Sincerely;
Patricia B Heaman

1 am writing to commend
for your
timely
and
ul editorial of April 28,
("Censorship must stop! ").
ulations
on
your
· ·ng struggle for your
place in The Great
Tradition (caps mine)
'fied .. . -· · by
William
lph Hearst and Rupert
h.
Their newspapers
, as you seem to do,
~lute irrelevance of facts
1 reader who, in your own
old enough and
ible enough to make his
decisions."
At first, I was me,ely
that your editorial alerted
~ the awful menace posed by
evil and malicioils Dr.
· · Heaman. She has, as we
know, busied herself for
twenty years at Wilkes
e stamping out student
'vity whenever it, like the
ndron you deplore, might
n to bloom.
You have
a great service to all of us
!X)inting out Dr. Heaman's
'ght Stalinesque ability to
a repressive atmosphere in
students live in constant
of low grades if they fail
meet
her
tyrannical
ip demands.
In addition, your wise
· to run the student letter
peUt1on next t~
your
· 1made it appear as if the
es on
the
petition
d not only the letter, but
editorial position.

Thus, you did not squander
precious time and resources
proving anything to anybody;
such creative planning provides
a model that other
journalists
would do well to emulate.
After throwing my hat into
the air in celebration of these
journalistic
accomplishments
(only to have it get caught on
top of your beloved bell tower),
I began to understand that your·
recent editorial was really so
much more
the crowning
achievement of a year of The
Beacon in which you and your
staff
have
redefined
student
journalism in a way I never
imagined possible.
You have
helped me understand what is
wrong with such professional
newspapers as The New York
Times and The Washington Post
and with such student newspapers
as The Harvard Crimson and The
Colwnbia Spectator.
These
publications, for some foolish
reason
I
used to consider
important, actually run objective
news stories that begin with
leads
and
continue
with
verifiable
facts
and
direct
quotations.
The
Beacon,
however, prints a potpourri on
the editorial page, thus cleverly
demonstrating
that
the
distinction between fact and
opm1on is, for the truly educated
at any rate, just an illusion.
I have throughout my years
at Wilkes encouraged students to
empower themselves by learning
enough
to
ask
penetrating
questions
and
to
approach
difficult issues from a variety of
perspectives. How silly I have
been! Now I see that issues such
as censorship, whether real or
perceived, are not really worth
examining in depth; furthermore,
I applaud your apparent decision
not to investigate this particular
topic as consistent with your
treatment this year of such other
insignificant issues as university
status,
faculty
rights, · core
curriculum rev1S1on, and the
sports and conference center.
It all makes sense now, and
I thank you, dear editor. After
all, an issue's reach should not
exceed The Beacon's grasp, or
what's a newspaper for?
·
Michael C. ONeill

Dear Editor:
,
Last .
week's
. editorial
Censorship must stop!" would
l ppear to be the culmination of
:me of the saddest years for The
Beacon that I have witnessed in
th~ four years I've attended
Wilkes College.
Your newspaper, which is characterized by
sloppy journalism, poor writing
and overall carelessness, has at
l~st stOOJ?C~ to ....-.~.. calling and
.mger pomtmg.
Using Dr. Heaman as a
scapegoat fo~ your issue was a
poorly c_once1ved decision. You
ha:e misused your position as
_editor and apparently pushed

May 5, 1988
objectivity aside.
If you, Ms.
Steinbacher,
had
carefully
considered the facts, you would
have realized that the · final
decision to remove the poem did
not reside with Dr. Heaman, but
with the staff of the Manuscript.
In no way could one deem Dr.
Heaman's suggestion as an act of
censorship.
Therefore, your
statement, "The staff of the
magazine had bee1t told, in
effect, that their judgement was
faulty" is blatantly incorrect, for
the judgement was theirs.
You go on to state, "Who
has the right just by the virtue
of a doctorate degree and a little
bit of power to question any
student's judgement of taste?"
Well _Ms.
Steinbacher,
you
possess less power than an
instructor, have no degree, and
as far as I know, no textbook
journalism experience.
What
gives you the right to question
anyone? You have obviously
been appointed to a position for
which
you
have
no
qualifications.
A position that
allows
you
to
voice
your
uneducated,
inexperienced
opinion and to allocate blame to
anyone you choose.
As
you
challenge
Dr.
Heaman in the editorial
I
challenge you -- to journaiistic
excellence, something that I
doubt you or you or your staff
could ever deliver.
James C. Evelock
Dear Editor:
Just

when

I

thought

the

Beacon had hit an all-time low,
it got lower.
Last weeks's
editorial on censorship simply
highlighted
the
journalistic
incompetence and ignorance of
the paper's editorial staff.
The
fact that the editorial resorted to
a level of name-calling and
finger
pointing
was
an
embarrassment and a disgrace.
Miss Steinbacher, I found it
very unprofessional that Dr.
Patricia Heaman was ripped apart
and pulled through the wringer
without
any
opportunity
to
explain or defend herself. I hope
you learn that if you plan to run
a controversial editorial in your
paper,
you
also
print
an
objective article explaining the
situ:.tion so readers can form
• their own opinions and not be
forced to inherit yours.
My sympathy lies with Dr.
Heaman and all those who
worked very ' hard to make this
year's
Manuscript,
in
my
opinion, one of the best issues
this college has ever seen. It is
a shame that now people will
view the publication as "the
issue that censored work" instead
of "the issue that shows a
display of collaborated creative
effort."
Sincerely,
Andrea Kocerha

PAGE~
my creative writing class in the
fall because she cannot take
writing
which
is
Your editorial on censorship technical
was a heinous abuse of a offered in a classroom on the
situation
which,
handled third floor of Kirby Hall. Kirby
otherwise,
could
have
been Hall has no elevator.
*A student who uses a
greatly
effective
in
altering
censorship policy.
As an wheelchair cannot find parking
advocator of Andrew Morrell's on campus because there are only
petition, I feel terribly violated two handicapped parking spaces
to have been included in your outside Stark Learning Center.
* A student with a visior.
malicious vendetta.
I wish to
problem is forced to order his
make one point clear:
my
books well ahead of time because
signature supported only the
there are few if any readers
petition which I read and put my
available on campus.
name to, not the personal attack
These are just a few of the
you printed in your editorial.
many
problems
faced
by
My intention was to challenge
handicapped students on the
censorship,
and
Andrew's
Wilkes College campus.
For ·
petition would have been far
those who are not able to walk
more effective to this purpose
had it been printed alone.
I or who have difficulty seeing or
hearing, this campus can be a
applaud his professionalism, his
nightmare.
Many of the older
objectivity, and his ability to
buildings are not barrier free.
separate the issue from the
Many
other
buildings
pose
person who supports it.
severe navigational problems.
I do not wish to retract my
We as a community must
name from Andrew's petition ,
nor do I wish to apologize for provide as much access ac;
for
handicapped
my protest against censorship: I possible
believe that, at the college level, students. These students deserve
Who knows how
an administration ought to foster our support.
independent thought and allow many handicapped students have
the discretion of the individual chosen not to come to Wilkes
to be exercised.
If Andrew's· because the environment is not
poem so greatly offended me, I barrier free-?
Our campus is strengthened
would have liked the liberty to
tear it from Ill'. own copy. But I by havjng many different kinds
Facilities for the
will not grow by being shielded of students.
handicapped
would
benefit all
from what may be perceived as
members
of
the
campus
"bad."
I do apologize to Dr. community because these facwould
provide
for
Heaman, however, that I was ilities
greater
inclusion
of
physically
linked to that editorial. I have
great respect for her, as -a teacher challenged individuals m tl1e
and as a human being, and I Wilk,~:, community.
During the next academic
believe she would only act in
ye~J,
I will be working to
accordance
with
what
she
considered her duties as a organize a coalition of physically disabled members of the
moderator to be.
It seems very small-minded, campus community. I urge all
indeed, that, as a representative students, all faculty, and all
of an educational institution, the members of the administration to
Beacon cannot serve as · an sup~rt this effort.
Respectfully yours,
effective dueling
ground
for
Herbert Guggenheim
conflicting views of significant
Department of Language
issues
without
resorting
to
and Literature
scapegoating.
Dr. Heaman is
not the point -- censorship is,rr==============:;i
Your editorial succeeded only in
Now is the time to get
distracting this reader from the
real issue.
'involved! If you like· to
You also owe -Andrew an
apology. It is obvious that his
·
intent was to challenge the wnte, take photos, or are

Dear Editor:

removal . of

his poem . fr~m
Had your editonal
been included with the petition, I
doubt he'd have gotten the
support he did. You manipulated
that support and produced a
scandalizing
and
whining
indictment
of
an
innocent
person.
I suggest that, in the
future,
you
confine
vicious
personal
attacks
to
private
confrontations.

Manuscript.

Theresa Kelley
To The Editor:

interested in learning take
'

chance. The Beacon
welcomes all students,
experienced and
inexperienced. Just stop u
to the office on the thrid
floor of the SUB and leav~
your name. You might be
surprised at all that you

*A student who uses a .c ane
could learn!
in order to walk and who has
severe spinal injuries is trucing l=============d

�PAGEFOUR

May 5, 1988

Core
Continued from p. 1

The · writing lab could then work
with non-English majors to help
them write more clearly.
Students might also use interactive
computer programs to help them
study. These programs are designed to help the student study
material at his own pace.
Core
Seminars
would
include: 1) two core seminars - one semester each. These courS"~ would be designed specific.illy lo integrate related subjects.
As
proposed, these seminars
would also include units on
personal
developmenl/wellness,
alcohol and drug awareness,
stress management, and social
responsibilities. 2) Core Seminar
XX would include Distribution
Arca Interdisciplinary Seminar,
and College/School Professional
Overview Seminars, and Senior
Capstone Seminars.
The
Distribution
Requirement would include:
culture and value, the scientific
world, creative and artistic exprcssion, and society and human
behavior. Students will be able
to split previously sequential
courses into single courses from
many different areas.
The
Physical
Development section will include two
non-credit
units
of . physical
education.

test is above the 50th percentile,
3) Computer Literacy , and 4)
Foreign Language -- Passing a
proficiency test at the level of
two years of high school study
or Foreign lant.,uage 102.
Three writing intensive courses could be required in the field
of the student's choice, for
example sociology or physics.

SENIOR WEEK EVENTS
SUNDAY,MAY15TH
BOWLING AT CHACKO'$
Enjoy
an
evening
of
bowling
with
your

classmates at
Chacko's.
The cost Is
reasonable
and
the
crowd will be fun.
B.Y.O.B.!!!

TUESDAY. MAY 16th
CASINO BUS TRIP

See attached sheet
further lnfonnation.

for

WEDNESDAY,MAY1ilh
DINNER DANCE AT THE
WOODLANDS
The fun begins at 6:00

pm!

Legs against arms
by Tony Vento
TAKE A LONG WALK - a
100 or 200 mile walk!
That's
what students and faculty from
Wilkes College will do when
they
lead
people
from
Northeastern Pennsylvania in the
fifth
annual
"Pilgrimage
to
Reverse the Arms _Race" May 23
through June 5.
Since 1984
hundreds have walked on this
national pilgrimage from New
York City to Washington, D.C.
to highlight the need to curb the
arms race and foster efforts of
international
cooperation
and
human rights.
Over 40 people signed up
for more information at a table
in Stark Lobby last Thursday,
April 28. As of press time, at
least 14 of those people are very
serious about going on the walk:
Nancy Houtz; Sandie Adams;
Wendy Flick; Joe Iannuzzi; Barb
Riley; Megan McCormick; Andy
Morrell; Kim Supper; Melinda
Comfort; Jonine Petras; Tony
Vento; Dr. Bruce Brown; Ms.
Tory
McCormick;
and
Dr.
Pr,rooq. Thev will be looking for
:,,our encour~geme~t anct per,k11Js,

Christmas break

THUSDAY. MAY 19th
CLASS
PICNIC
AT THE
FARLEY FARM
Are
you
already
dayFun, food, and a goo&lt;
dreaming about what you'll do
time from 12 to 4!
at for the Summer Break when
Directions
available
exams are over? Why not start
the Dean's office.
dreaming about Christmas Break
:too! It's not too early to start
FRIDAY. MAY 20th
:planning if you might want to
COMMENCEMENT
~pend it in Central America, and
REHEARSAL
:YOU might get up to three credits
In the CPA at 10 am!
[or your efforts.

-~~~~~~~~~==~w

br. Richard Tutwiler (Sociology / Anthropology), sophomore Mary Gould (ROTC), and
Tony Vento (Interfaith Liaison)
are already organizing the three
week study trip, "A Case Study:
Poverty, Development, and Politics in Central America".
Students and faculty members from all disciplines are very

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your financial support.
As in 1987, a two-phase
walk is set for this year and
pilgrims
may
choose
to
participate in either or both
phases of the walk.
Phase I
begins with a ceremony at the
United Nations on Monday, 11ay
23, and extends through Sunday,
May 29, when the Pilgrimage
reaches - the Liberty Bell in
Philadelphia. Phase II begins at
that time and continues through
Sunday, June 5 when the
pilgrims reach the White House
and the Capitol building.
Pilgrims
walk
a
daily
average of 12.5 miles.
This
distance is divided each day into
four walking periods of 1 and
1/2 hours each; a rest stop
follows each walking period.
Even those who have not gotten
much excercise during the year
usually find this arrangement
works well; a van picks up the
few
w.ho
need
assistance.
Provisions are made in advance
for indoor lodging and delicious
food;
these are provided by
churches, synagogues, families,
and universities along the route.
There are many special

, Angi
arac ino
yers.
r, Eric!

Continued on

Central America
welcome, and participants may
be able to earn academic credit
towards graduation.
The itinerary focuses on a
comparative study of two countries; options are being explored
right now for the best choice.
The first option is Costa Rica
and Nicaragua. Costa Rica is
known as "the Switzerland of
Central America" because of its
stable democracy, economy, and
lack of a standing army, while
Nicaragua's revolutionary regime
is in a prolonged state of transition as it's leadership negotiates a peaceful settlement with
the Contras. The alternate set of
countries being considered is
Belize and Guatemala. Both are
plagued by widespread poverty,
yet have very different political
lives. Belize is a former British
colony with a parliamentary
history,
while Guatemala is
do;ninated
by
a
repressive
oligarchy
that
maintains
its

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events
planned during
Pilgrimage.
These incl
Opening Ceremony and
program at the United
with the Under Secretary
for Disarmament Affairs, a
Celebration at the Libeny
in Philadelphia to end
and begin Phase II, a Peace
at the White House, and a
to the Veterans Memorial
Washington, D.C.
ceremonies and rallies are
the State House in Trcnu.w,
Wilmington Veterans M
and Hopkins Plaza in do
Baltimore. The Pilgrimage
hosts nuclear scholars who
educational programs on
of the arms race.
canvas neighborhoods alona
route for signatures and
that are presented in W
to
our
Senators
Congressional
Represen
last year over 5,000 si
were collected.
Those pilgrims who
religiously
motivated
unusually rich opportunities
grow in their respective

power through the use of
squads.
Whether the fi:::il chace
itinerary is Costa Rica
Nicaragua,
or Belize
Guatemala, the group wiD
v1s1tmg
private, gov
and church-related dev
projects, and meet with ci ·
groups and government o
For a more comprehensive ·
duction to the patterns in
country, capital cities wiB
contrasted with visits to
areas.
This first-hand, eye
Christmas Break is open
members of the local co
and students from other c
but Wilkes students and f
have priority. Those who
to participate should contact
organizers now: Richard T
at 824-4651, X 4043;
Gould at 829-9736; or
\'~nto at 823-4168 or 822-6311

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planned
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armament Aff
tion at the
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White House,
Veterans
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D.C.
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;ton Veterans
lkins Plaza i
e. The Pilgri
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1al programs
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Consugar, Ericka Oswald, Jodi K~t. Dave Martin, and Melissa Kennedy

centrate on one subject for an
hour or two at a time and take
short breaks between studying.
He recommends eating well
and getting the usual good
night's sleep before the exam (or
term paper). "You can perform
better when you're feeling better," said Sowcik.
Mary Supey, director of
health services, said, "Really
take care · of yourself." During the
exam period, eating properly (including three meals a day) will
give students the energy that
they need. She said that drinking
caffeine and eating certain ~unk
foods is like putting poison into
your system. Since your body functions on glucose, she said,
potatoes, shredded wheat and
other grain foods contammg
complex carbohydrates are the
best energy sources.
She said that pizza, fresh
fruit, salt-free pretzels and lowsalt crackers are good snack
foods
but
should
not
be
substituted for meals. Supey said
that getting proper rest is also
important "You know your own

tJte recent Peace Pastoral Letters
from the U.S. Catholic Bishops
·onal activities include prayer and the United Methodist Bispoops, Sabbath services, Quaker hops. Pilgrims are also invited
· gs, and Sunday Masses. to •·substitute" teach peace in Catelementary
and
high
Pilgrims can choose from a holic
cries of workshops that study schools along the route.

and to millions more who learn
about the Pilgrimage through the
media; 2) by presenting Congress with thousands of petitions
and signaturei. that demand legislation to slow the arms rnce;
and 3) by workshops and

past Sunday the Wilkes College Letterwomen's club held their annual awards
Pictued above are the award winners and the coaches. Seated (1-r); Chris
Creegan, Angie Miller, Kelly Wandel, Nicki Saporito, and Joyce Dait. Row two 0-r);
Doris Saracino, Linda Straface, Sue Dicton, Debbie DeCeasare, Debbie Marquart, and
Gay Meyers. Row Three (1-r); Jim Jackiewicz, Mary Jo Zukoski, Lisa Kravitz, Mary
The Pilgrimage helps reverse the arms race in srYcral
ways: 1) by marching through
the most densely populated area
in the country, it brings the message of peace directly to tens of
thousands met along the way,

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PAGE SIX

Rubes®

By Leig h Rubi n
1,

Wilkes ends theatre season

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Above is a rehearsal picture from "Major Barbara." From left to right are Rob Johansen ,
Laura Herman Maureen O'Hara and C ·
Adolphus Cusins,
by Wendi Harvey
vation Anny who had problems
dealing with the politics of Rob Johansen; Rumm
"Major Barbara," directed by money.
Herman's performance played by Chris Brun
Carl Wagner, was a play dealing was splendid as were many of the Bill Walker, played
with the religion of money and other actors'/actresses' perform- Zolner ,were strong c
cause of their superl&gt;
the "crime of poverty." It ran ances.
The set of "Ma·
last weekend in the Dorothy
Lady Britomart Undershaft.
designed
by Karl Ruli
Dickson Darte Center for the Per- played by Maureen O'Hara, was a
well-developed character. O'Hara's ceptionally well done,
forming Arts.
Barbara, played by Laura acting was one of the strong
Herman, was a Major in the Sal- points in the play.

Don &amp; Ed: Out on a limb

Something you just can't throw away
Well, I guess I knew this
was coming. It's one of those inevitable Lhings that you look
foiward to but, at the same time
wish would he next week instead
of Lhe present
So it came as no great
surprise when I returned to my
room one evening to find my
friends galhered for a "surprise"
farewell party. There's something sarcastically ironic about
the whole idea of a "surprise"
farewell party but I was, nonetheless, appreciative. After all, this
would be Lhe last time that 1

would see some of these people,
m:my of whom I had seen almost every day for the last four
years. I thanked the group collectively Lhcn wandered about to see
who was there.
There were many people that
I knew standing about the room;
people from the different clubs
and organizations I had been in,
classmates from years gone by,
Fudgie Lhe Whale and his icecream cake pals, Ratty the
Commuter, and even some of my
professors
including Dave
Rash, my Stats instructor who, I

would have guessed, would be the
last person who would ever want
to see me again.
There were also some people
who I didn't know. There were representatives from the World
Wrestling Federation and HannaBarbera who had come to thank
me for Lhe free publicity. There
was also a man from the Mall
Merchants Association who presented an honorary key to the
Food Court. I was rather touched,
it was all quite nice. What a
great four years it had been.
I stood around by myself for
a time while the guests helped
themselves to cold cuts and
cheese.
I then decided that I
should mix and converse with
these people who had taken the
time to come and wish me farewell.
I noticed in one comer a
group of people from the Beacon. "Hey Don," they said,"it
was sure nice having you aboard!"
"Thanks for the opportunity," I replied. "Hey, do you
guys remember Lhat article on
The Inferno?'" I asked.
"Well,
em,
not
really,
ummm, I think so, but sorry, all
the back issues have been
Lhrown away. But it was sure
nice to talk to you before you

left."
"Oh well, same here," I said.

I noticed in another comer
some members of the Wilkes Theater group. "Hey Don," they said,
"it was sure nice having you
aboard!"
"Thanks, I really had great
fun in those shows!" I replied.
"Hey, remember when we had to
dress in those outlandish costumes and do those goofy dances?" I chuckled.
"Well, er, not really, umm, I
think so, but sorry, all of the
old programs have been Lhrown
away. But it was sure nice to
talk to you before you left!"
"Oh, well, yeah same here,"
I answered. What was going on
here? · It was then Lhat I saw
those crazy guys and gals from
the Fabulous Foot Long Hot
Dogs with Kraut, my intramural
team, relaxing on the floor.
"Hey Don," they said, "it
was sure nice having you aboard! "
"The pleasure was all mine,"
I replied. "Hey guys," I exclaimed, "remember when we actually
won that game?"
.
"Well, err, not really, umm,
I think so, but sorry, all the old
score books have been thrown
away. But it was sure nice to
talk to you before you left! "

"Same here," I said
disappointed.
I left the pany, wild
still in full swing, ud
outside on the curb. Ntt.dlea
say, I was quite d e ~
I was, in the final days m
college life, and what did I
to show for iL There WII
thing left but a stack of
text books and a key to the
Court I sat in my self pity
while longer until I was ·
rupted by a voice from
me.
"Hey you," said the
"what are you doing out bcn
alone?"
"Just thinking. Why
you in with ~ party?" I asml.
"Well it's starting .,
out," said the voice, "BiU
and Brian Dorsey started ·
a medley of their favorite
tunes.
Besides, I didn't
over for a party, l came O¥S
hang out with you. Af1rr
you're my boy!"
"Thanks, Ed," I said .
tear in my eye.
This, my final artdc
dedicated to those few
especially Ed, who have
the past four years w
by giving me the one thing
no one can throw away true friendship.

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Ma~ 5, 1988

ilkes Pro~rammin~ Board
988: a retr~spec

Johansen ,
1s Cusins, p
!n; Rummy
:hris Brunnoc
·, played by
strong charac
superb acting.
of "Major B
Karl Ruling,
vell d(?ne, and

Once again a Programming
year has passed us by. It
~ however, gone by withstopping a couple of times
us know it was here.
The semester as quite a dione with five films, three
oncerts, two mini-&lt;:oncerts
two comedians.
This semester opened with a
on January 22. This film
'Sw Trek IV: The Voyage
.' Then, on February 12,
Board brought us the first of
unprecedented
two
film
ials. The films shown were
Jame Bond favorites. The
was the space classic
er; " and the second was
latest in line -- "The Living
'ghts."
On March 4, the
anticipated movie of the
was shown. The box office
"Dirty Dancing" played to
of the biggest crowds for a
· this year.
Following
Dancing," on March 18,
the mystery/comedy "Stake' The final movies were
as a film festival. The
ended with Eddie Murphy in

March 23. the school was treated
to the ew Age styie of Wmdham Hill guitarist, David Cullen.
The final concert of the year was
given
by
returning
musica
journeyman, Barry Drake.
e have also beerr treated to
shows by outstanding young
"Beverly Hills Cop I &amp; II."
Movies weren't the only
form of entertainment that the
people flocked to see.
There
were six different concerts during
the year. First, on January 23,
came the "footstompin"' music
of Jay Smar. January 29 was a
da that will go down in history
as possibly the day of one of the
best concens ever played at
ilkes. This was the day
Livingston Taylor came to town.
He played for two hours to a
packed CPA.
On February 23 Wilkes got
to witness one of the funniest
duos around.
The Pheromones
cracked up a Stark Lobby crowd
with goofy tunes like their hit
"Yuppie Drone." On March 12
the Board attempted a gym dance
without a gym. They had somewhat of a success with the rockabill
band The Bullets.
On

eacon at the movies

ritters 2: A feast to
the funny bone
by John Gordon
~re," I

"Critters"

a semi-hit at box offices
party,
swing,
curb. N
e depressed.
final days
d what did I
There
1 stack of
a key to the
my self pity
ntil I was in
&gt;ice from

ng. Why area
trty?" I asked.
starting to Ihm
ice, "Bill Barber
, started singing
ir favorite show
I didn't come
I came over to
PU.

After all.

the U.S. The movie was
average science fiction/horror
. It was about a band of
creatures, much to the likes
Gremlins, that escaped from
outer-space prison barge and
their way to earth. Once
oor planet they proceeded to
everything in sight, ranging
radios and pitchforks to
· and humans.
Earth's only hope against
ferocious little fur balls was
intergalactic bounty hunters
could transform themselves
any human being they
to be. One decided to be
rock-and-roll star, the other
the town drunk. Together,
· a small family named the
s, the bounty hunters did
y with the Critters or Crites, ·
Ibey were called. However,
Critters left a nest of eggs
· , and the story was to be

the Critters just two short years
earlier. People in town are nervous about young Brad's return,
and when the eggs hatch about
the same time as his arrival,
people begin to point fingers
his way.
However, when the
new town sheriff is killed by the
critters, the old sheriff returns
and sticks up for Brad. The two
band together to stop the fuzzy
balls. But they need help, and it
comes with the return of the two

bounty hunters to Earth.
The critters steal the show
away from all human life forms,
especially in one scene where

inal article
e few
10 have
ars wo
one thin
away --

hidin

J,

Libra!

i·
Sc o rpio- Be strong.
Things may seem
f insurmountable, but you must try. Hang in there.
~

comedians. The first, which performed on February 6, has been
featured on the "Late Night With "I;
David Letterman" sho
man y
times. Wayne Cotter did his nor--~
mal schtick and kept the aud- ~
ience in stitches. The other com- ~
edian, Earl Reed, played a pnmar- ~ily improvisational show that
lasted over two hours .
Not only did the fill most ~
weekends, they also held their ).)
first annual "Day of . Program- ;
ming."
This was a time dedicated to showing the rest of the
school just what the Board does . ~
People visiting the booth in T/)
Stark lobby got a chance to view ~
tapes of performers who have al - 1'.
ready played or will pay Wilkes.
They also had an opportunity to
fill out a movie poll to help
determi ne next semester's movK
ies.
All of these shows were
fantastic, and, in an effort not to
be redundant, the Programming
Board should be very proud of
themselves.
After a few job
shuffles, the Board completed
what could be one of their most
sucessful years. Congratulations
and thanks from The Beacon!

*Leo- Boy , did I tell you or wha

? Work, work, work...

this wi ll be one difficult week.
Libra- Show yourself this week, don't hide from
reality. Stand tall and be prepared for the mediocre.
Taurus- Brothe r bovine , horns up this week--it looks
like a good one.
Gemini- Be lieve it or not, you are loved and should
not be so down on the world because the world is not
down on you.

i Capricorn-

Theatre season
Continued from p. 6
crews who worked on it deserve
recognition for the job they did.
The costumes, make-up and
properties added to the authenticity of the play which was set
in late March of 1905.
Scene changes were handled
well by the running crew. Everything was well-organized and it
was apparent from the audiance reaction that they enjoyed the
manner in which the - changes
were made.

Please be patient.
Good things will
come to those who wait, and boy have you been
waiting. Keep up the hope ; help is on the way.
Cancer- It may look like it is raining on your parade ,
but a clown is holding an umbrella over your head.
Pisces- This wi ll be the· week to take on the world;
you are unstoppable! !!
Aries- Be on your guard . You may be fooled or
beguiled. Don't be a sucker.
Aquarius- . Concentrate and the world will be yours.
Drift into a coma and boy will you be in for it. Keep
awake and on your toes.
Sagittarius- Yes, you finally deserived it, HAPPY
WEEK !!! You have suffered into truth and--with a
litt le bovine intervention--you have recieved your just
reward .
Virgo- Yes , the stars have given me an omen . It
says famine and sufferi!')g are on their way, and the
only escape is to go very easy on you r
subbordonates--give them a very easy final
exam--and happiness will follow you for at least
another semester.

There were small flaws in
"Major Barbara," but the positive easily outweighed the negalive, and the play was a
success. Congratulations are due
to everyone involved in the pro-~~~~~;.sssssssssss.ss.ss.ss.s~~~~~;.sssssssss.s~../)
1--du_c_ti_on_o_f_
"Ma
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Congr at ulat ions to Beacon
columnist Bill Barber for the
impe nding publicat ion of his
first nove l, The Di ary of a
New York Queen! This is a
fine accomplishment for the
1988 Napersteck Award winner
for the writer with the most

they raid a town hamburger
Jomt The laughs pour in at a
hilarious rate. 1be film has got
it all: special effects, good camera work and hilarity. This is
one sequal that tops the original
film.
So skip the cocktails and go
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A different Perspective

q!?ill&lt;?2-bye, sc!~[!~!II
Well, here we are in the last
.veek of the Spring semester, the
last Beacon, and the last "A
Different Perspective" of the
year.
With all the bru-ha-ha
over censorship afoot, one feels
the need to take sides, make comments, nail down one's position.
Although I firmly agree that censorship is wrong, so are yellow
journalism, name-calling and personal attacks.
Last week's editorial came
so close to all of the above that
I was reminded of The Prime of
Miss Jean Brody. It left me with
a bad taste in my mouth. So I've
decided not to take a stand at all.
Instead, I'm going to do a little
bit of all of the above this week.
On the brighter side, I would
like to take this opportunity to
congratulate Dr. Patricia Heaman
on the many years of service to
Wilkes College:
teaching, running the writing lab, and overseeing the literary magazine
which might not be produced but
for her long years of dedication
to it
The question still exists between censorship and editorial
supervision. To jump on the one
without giving credit to the other
is unfair and sophomoric. The
suggestion to remove the poem
in question may have been made
for reasons other than those prescntl y being discussed. But like
I said, I'm staying out of this
one entirely. Not one more word
about it.
Now Major Barbara, in spite
of having so much going for it,
was, alas, a major bore. The reason: no editing. Veronica and l
went expecting some light yet
fulfilling entertainment for a Sunday afternoon, after which a nice
dinner and some sherry would
round out a perfect day. That was
not to be. I set the frozen roast
on the counter at 1:30 and we
trotted off to the CPA. By the
time we got home the meat had
thawed and rotted.
That George Bernard Shaw
was a geniusy and that his words
must
be
respected,
I
can
uderstand. But to strap a college
audience into its seats for three
hours of British tedium was
tantamount to murder: One came
away wishing one had not gone
at all.
In an accent play, which
"Drawing Room Comedy" is supposed to be, why is it that every
member of the family seemed to
have come from a different part
of the world?
Yet there is so much good
to say about the play. The sets
were very professional. The munitions factory, complete with
pipes and barrels was wonderful.
Carl Ruling, Bob Wachowski and
everyone who worked on those

3s~!1P,k.~~2! Barbara

Like some kindly Dr. Roy
Morgan, I'd like to write just a
happy, glowing little gem of a
review, but I would be neglecting
the overwhelming feeling of despair over the unending length of
the play which so distracted from
its other merits (like this sentence!). But that would be selfcensorship.
As I said, I don't
even want to touch censorship
this week. I'm editing it out
Instead,
I'd
like
to
concentrate on what I did like
about the play.
The delightful
portrayal of Lady Britomart by
Maureen O'Hara was so consistently in character that one
wants only to applaud.
Chris
Brunnock was delightful as Mrs.
Mutchens, as were Laura Herman
as Barbara, David Shock as

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as Charlie Lomax (Don't ya
know.) and Maura Mundy as the
zany Sarah. Chris Collins was
very strong as Andrew Undershaft
and Thomas McGeehan turned a
small part into the perfect butler.
Even Rob, Johanson, that
irrepressible ham, did a wonderful job of building from light
comedy to heavy dramatics. He
showed all his usual skill and
then some, including that knack
he has for physical comedy, i.e.
the drum and bully schtick with
Scott Zolner which was handled
exactly in his signature.
But a director must know the
standard rule of theater: to entertain. . Four long, unrelenting acts
of drawingroom social commentary from 1905 is just a bit too
much to ask of any audience,

even of an "old fogey" like me.
To have tightened it up and cut at
least forty-five minutes would
have been an ~ct of knowing
generosity. Frankly, I got so exhausted by intermission, I tried
to buy some M&amp;M's to throw at
Don Semyon, but wisely he was
hiding in the box office.
As John Simon has said, he
will allow a play to be anything
bl:lt boring.
Granted Shaw is inevitably long. But I mean, really! The two guys sitting in front
of us left at intermission because
they actually thought -- or hoped the play was over.
Poor
Veronica turned to me during Act
III and said ''I'm so hungry I
could eat my program!" By Act
IV she actually began to chew on
it
If some of the Shaw had

been "censored", the
talent of the actors miglt
been able to shine through.
choice that "the audiea:e
won't sit through this" had
accompanied by censoring
mean editing -- perhaps V,
wouldn't have ended up wi
poisoning last Sunday.
But fm not going ID
involved in censorship. Ck
iting either. If I did, I'd
censor everything I've
against the play because ii
nice, and I'm supposed to be
to everybody. I think.
that censorship?
Or
rm not really sure.
And I'm not even
so much as mention
in this column. Not me. N
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by Jo Anne Heen

The sound of someone ralphing up their wine coolers woke
me at 6 am. At 7, the Kamikazi
cleaning lady making bombing
runs against my door with her
vacuum cleaner woke me again.
From down the hall, a clock
radio blared. Someone tuned in a
morning news show on their tv.
Like it or not, I was awake and
likely to remain that way.
After a Juke-warm shower
and my usual nutritious breakfast
of Coke and peanut M&amp;M's, I
decided to go for a walk.
I ended up on the Market
Street bridge, watching all the
people heading for work.
I remembered a time, not
too long ago, when I, too, used
to go to work. I had security.
health insurance, and money in
the bank. Then I recalled all the
times my boss "volunteered" me
for holiday overtime on Christmas and the 4th of July. I remembered the day my company
Look away our yearly raises and
health insurance in order to save
l)lemsclvcs some money.
Then I shivered, although it
was a warm, sunny day, and
searched my mind for cheerier
thoughts. I peered down into the
depths of the murky Susquehanna, and, like the river below
me, I let my thoughts drift.
I've been in school for four
years now. and although I'm no
closer to a degree and a good job
than I was four years ago, I've
still learned much. Yes, thanks
to college, I've become wellrounded. Let me share with you
a · few of the many things I've
learned in college.
Thanks to Human Anatomy
class, when I go on my honey-

But before you start
moon, not only will I know not a college experience, but it
where everything goes, but I will is a real life experience I thought ing my life is all roses,
that I also have to take
know the . technical terms for you should be prepared for.)
The
belltower
chiming Bowling, and 12 credilS
them as well.
I can say, "Where are the "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" foreign language, so Iha! ii
bathrooms, please?" in Spanish. roused me from my reverie, so I years, I will be able to
got up and walked home. One of "Where are the
Spanish.
I know how worms have my friends stood outside her door please?" - in French.
sex.
with a pensive look on her face.
So I'm leaving.
I will always get a migraine
"Is there a reality?" she up my 29 year-old
after CS 115.
my grey hair and
asked me.
But it isn't just practical,
"Not before lunch,"
I an- PSU. No more do
everyday useful things that I've swered firmly.
hopefully I can rent a
learned in college.
I learned
"I think you're right," she two elderly deaf
some fun things, too.
agreed, and disappeared back into think excitement is
I learned what happens to her room.
"Mr. Ed" reruns on tv.
I chuckled and went into my
marshmallow bunnies when they
I wish you all loog
own room. I had gotten some and realities of green grass
are placed in a microwave oven.
I learned to say, "But Mom, mail.
CS 115-free world. I wia
I'm a film major, and Dr. O'Neill
You might be pleased to all 4.0's.
said I was to watch MTV for exknow l have been accepted into
Oh, about what
Penn State Main Campus' Film marshmallow bunnies
amples of montage!"
I've also learned how to say, and Video department. The gods stick them in a microwave
"Dad (or Grandma), they're gonna have grown tired of my bitching I'm not going to tell you.
throw me out of school if I don't and have granted my wish. I'm for yourself. It will be a
have $200 by Thursday!"
going to be a film maker!
live college experience.
Thanks
to
college
I've
learned not to be so gullible. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:==~=--­
For example, the next time somewn1&lt;es eonege P:r,09:r,amm(n9 Bo
one says to me, "Go ahead, Jo
announces t,he tonow(n9 openings f
Anne, throw it on the roof, no
1988-1989 committee chair,men
one will know,"
I will know
better.
The next time someone
-:Put&gt;Ucit,y: e:r,eat,(ve p:r,omot(on and
says, "There is one room left on
_pubHc(t,l..J. of an Boar&gt;d events
the fifth floor of Miner Hall," I
will buy a tent and live in the
parking lot.
- f flms: Select,(n9 latest and classic
Speaking of parking, instead of a new gym, couldn't the
mov(es, a:r,:r,a n 9(n9 tnm
college - build a multi-level parkf est,tva ls, etc.
ing garage? Then, for exercise,
we could all play bumper cars.
I have learned not to eat in
tnte:r,ested st,udent,s ma"4 attend a
the cafeteria on pork night
P:r,09:r,amm(n9 Boa:r,d meeting,
And finally, I have discovered that, it is best never to date
Thu:r,sdal..J.s, n oon, SUB TV r,oom or,
men who ask you to dress up in
can ~926 or, ~l! 1 08
Spider Man pajamas and wait in
their closets.
(I realize this is ~,,

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Look out Europe here come Steebe
by Lisa Miller
When Jeff Steeber began his
collegiate basketball career at
Wilkes in the fall of 1984 he
never dreamed he would be
playing before a packed arena in
such
countries
as
Spain,
England, Scotland, and Russia.
For ten weeks this summer that
is exactly what Steeber will be
doing, as he plays for the
Washington Generals on their
European Tour. The Generals are
the team that travels with the
world famous Harlem Globetrotters.
In essence Steeber will be
traveling with the Globetrotters
since both teams share the same
plane and hotel accommodations.
"I
remember
watching
the
Globetrotters play on tv when I
was younger, but I've never seen
them in person," Steeber said.
"I'm definitely looking forward
to this." He also said that there
is a possibility that one of the
games will be televised on ABC.
This all came about when Al
Clocker, the head coach at
College Misericordia and scout
for
the
Generals,
contacted
Wilkes basketball coach, Ron
Rainey.
"Coach Rainey asked
me if I was interested and gave
me
the
application,"
said
Steeber. "I filled out the application. I never thought it would
happen. I'm an average basketball player; I thought there was
no way I would get picked. I
didn't have to try out.
I was
surprised after they made the
choice; it was up to me. I really
never expected to hear from them
again."
After only one , meeting
with
Washington
Generals'
Coach Red Klotz in New Jersey,

Colonels
Continued from p. 11
Opeka have joined to form the
number one doubles team. They
have lost only one match so far
this season.
The only senior on the team
is Nagwa Taylor. Opeka, Amy
Shukis,
Carolyn
Hazlehurst,
Coleen Brady, Stacey Synecko,
Michelle Bannon, Dawn Meyers,
and Jen Marcheski, as well as
Creegan, will be returning next
year. So watch out for another
successful season from them.

Basball
by Bill Kem
The Colonel baseball team
came under new leadership this
year with Jerry Bavitz taking
over the reins.
Savi~ inherited a relatively
young team. The team had a
good year even though the
Colonels record stands at 10-14
going
into
Tuesday's
game
against King's College.
The
Colonels have given 110% effort

where he lives, Steeber was
selected to participate in the tenweek European tour.
"They
called me Monday [April 17) and
I had to let them know that day
so I could get my passport and
the paperwork for the Visas
could be done," Steeber said.
The
ten-week tour will
include ten countries, starting in
Spain and ending in Moscow,
USSR. It is the first time since
the 1950s that the Globetrotters
have played in the Soviet lJ_nion.

were totally for it h::t their main
concern was my education,"
Steeber stated.
"If I didn't do
this now I would probably never
have a chance to go to Europe
again. Another big thing about
all this is getting paid for
something I like to do."
When the basketball team
held senior day on February 20,
Steeber thought he had played
his last basketball game except
for an occasional pick-up game
or summer league competitions.

Right now Steeber is not
sure exactly what position he
will be playing for the Generals.
As a Colonel he played power
forward. "I'm going to do whatever they want me to," he said,
'Tm just looking forward •to
being on the team, but most
likely I'll play power forward. I
know I'm not going to be able
to do some of the things I did
here.
I have to realize my
limitations."
Steeber then went
on to add that "a lot of people
think [the Generals] don't play
hard, but they do play hard.
They do play to win."

I
really
expected
to
never
from
them
hear
stated
again,"
Steeber.
II

Basketball star Jeff Steeber
Approximately 60 games will be "As of now it's a permanent job
if I want it. If I do alright, and
played and some weekends they
he wants me t,o play in the next
will play four games with a
tour, I will," Steeber said. If he
couple doubleheaders on tap.
doesn't go on the next tour,
"I don't think it has really
which will include games in
sunk -in yet," Steeber said.
"I
Australia, Japan, and Southeast
have so much schoolwork I have
Asia, he will be back for one
to take care of first. I don't want
my education to suffer because of · more semester to complete his
this."
That was a concern of
bachelor's degree in earth and
Steeber's parents. "My parents
environmental science.
each time.
Martin, were plagued by costly
The Colonels have had great errors
which,
unfortunately,
contributions
from
its
three overshadowed fine performance:
seniors:
Tom Salzberg, Bill by pitchers Jen Bodnar and Kim
Harries, and Nelson Cantor. Skrepenak, Ericka Oswald, Angie
Salzberg has been a force on the Miller, Melissa Kennedy, Kelly
Colonel
pitching
staff
this Wandell and Jill McGuire. The
season and in the past. Harries team is losing one player,
and Cantor have been two of the Oswald, to graduation, and .next
more consistent hitters for the season look bright.
Colonels this past season.
Bodnar has one of the best
There have been many more records and one of the lowest
outstanding
contributors
from ERA's in the MAC.
Oswald,
the underclassmen. Rob Pietryzk Miller, and Kennedy
all had
has supplied good power for the excellent batting averages and
Colonels.
Bill Evanina, Eric drove in many runs this season.
Price and Jamie Brasington have
Two
freshmen,
Miller
and
showed promise as pitcher. Ken
Michelle . Toth, have been imChakon was probably one of the
pressive in their first year of
best defensive players 10 the
collegiate action.
MAC this year.
With a new
Congratulations to Coach
attitude, the Colonels should
Martin and the team on a fine
have better times ahead of them.
season, and good luck next
Softball
season.
Congratulations
to
by Kathy Harris
Ericka, and good luck in all you
do after graduation.
The Wilkes College softball
Golf
team finished the 1988 season
This year's team saw five
with a record of 8-12. The Lady
Colonels, under Coach Dave freshman come out and do very

In
Steeber's
lour year
basketball career as a Colonel he
added his name to the Wilkes
annals by becoming the 13th
person in the College's history
to score 1000 points. This is a
feat he also accomplished at
Northwest Area High School,
where he was also the 13th 1000point scorer.
This season he
scored 428 points, averaging
18.6 per game,
and led the
team in rebounds pulling down
9 .3 per game.
He ended his
career with a total of 1222
points.
,,Steeber wil not be the only
player from the area making the
trip
with
the
Globetrotters.
George Aldrich, a former player
well. The team finished at 12-12
with five players making the trip
to MAC championships this
weekend at Shawnee on the
Delaware.
This year's captains were
Charlie Rome and Joe Mokay.
The
team
consisted
of
Rome,
Mokay,
Robert
McDonnell,
Chris
Gerber,
Andrew Harris, Scott Brady,
Keith Kopec, John Pirich, Rob
Cella, John Serafin, Ed Steve,
Jack Harrity, Colin Mondero,
and Steve Kaminsky.

Men's Tennis
The
men's
tennis team
played
the
University
of
Scranton today. "It was the first
match we had a solid chance of
winning.
We played pretty
well," said Coach Phil Wingert.
Several players won their
first singles matches of the
season.
Number one singles
player Chris Arabis picked up
his first win in 1988 7-5 and 63.
Demetris Radu - was also
victorious for the first time this

for King's, ancl Todd Bailey,
played for the University
Scranton, will also be m
team. Fonner King's player
Moyer was on the team
decided not to make the ttip
time.
"I talked to
[Aldrich] about it, but I
think he's
[Europe]
said.
The six-foot-fiv~
no qualms about playing in
of large audiences. "The
arena I've played in
probably Hershey.
I
playing where there are a
people," Steeber stated.
high school the gyms l
in were always packed.
unfortunate that at Wilm
only time the gym is• fillell
when we play King's
Scranton."
"The best game I re
at Wilkes was in my
year when we played Ki
home. We beat them in
overtime and that was
exciting. After that the nm
thing for me was scui,c
thousand points," Steeber sail
The team leaves on May
and will return to the Slalll
mid-July. Steeber has ._.
signed the contract but wiD
so when the team leaves
York on the 12th. This
show what a lot of hard wen
determination will do.
one's collegiate career as a
er one day and then
unexpectedly handed the
tunity of a lifetime the Dell
exactly what happened to
Steeber.
Congratulations,
and the besl of luck in
travels.

l01

h~

sena

year. He played in the
teo spot winning 6-3, 3-6,
1.
Spencer Corbett pla ·
the number five spot wm
second contest of the
2 and 6-4.
"The team is not yet ID
point of college tennis,"
Wingert. "They have w
improve their play am
progress is showing.
dedication of this group
showed tlu:oughout the scasoo.
The team closes ou&amp;
season today (Thursday)
King's.
Both tennis teams have
had tlre luxury of playina
their courts this season.
struction of the new courts
begin June l and wiD
completed in mid-July.
courts will equal those of the
teams in the MAC.
"The support of the
stration to the athletic
is evident in the new
facility and the constructica
the outdoor athletic fi
stated Wingert

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ber olonel athletic teams experience
ighs and lows in 1987-88 season

! Todd Bailey.
he University
also be on
· · King's player
Jn the team
make the trip
alked to G
1t it, but I d
:&gt;een
either,"

X&gt;t-fiv;:; senior
ut playing in
ices. "The big
played
in
shey.
I
there are a lot
&gt;er stated.
1e gyms I pla
ys packed.
!t at Wilkes
gym is · filled
lay King's
game I rem
in my fre
played Ki
it them in
that was
that the ne
was scoring
," Steeber said.
eaves on May
to the states
iber has not
:ract but wilJ
earn leaves N
th. This goes
of hard work an
viii do. E ·
career as a
md then
nded the o
time the nex
appened to
:ratulations,
.f luck in

d in the num
6-3, 3-6, and
,rbett playing
spot won
f the

s not
tennis," s
have work
play and
owing.
his group
: the season.
closes out the
mrsda y) against
teams have not
of playing on
season.
Con1ew courts will
and will be
id-July.
The
hose of the top
of the admini.hletic program
e new indoor
;onstruction of
~Ietic
fields,"

When looking back on this
season one word comes to
overachievers. This was
to be a year of refor
Coach
Bill
A pre-seasen poll
the Colonels to finish
out of the ten Middle
· Conference teams.
The Colonels didn't listen to
critques and finished the
at 7-3. There were several
highlights
The first
probably be the opening
against Cortland State.
Colonels
were
trailing
28-22 when Wilkes put
r a picture perfect twooffense that culminated
a Mike Harrison touchdown
just thirty seconds re. g on the clock.
The biggest victory for
s probably came against
r. Widener was ranked
in the nation in Division
aoo had just beaten previousb'
eated Susquehanna
The
els
played
hard
and
y defeated Widener 24-16 . .
victory helped Wilkes gain
ten recognition.
Individually,
plishments have to start
Tony DiGrazia.
DiGrazia
named ECAC Player of the
and All-American. He was
a member of the MAC and
C . first
team
offenses.
ia leaves Wilkes the
of almost every Colonel
· ing record.
Bob Wall also gained All·can honors. Wall was a
in the MAC and led the
els in interceptions.
He
also a first team MAC and
C performer.
Also gaining post se.ason
s were Carl DeLuca, (first
All-MAC), Sean Meagley
rable mentioo kicker), and
er Mergans, who was named
C Rookie of the Year.

Women's Soccer
by Suz.anne Payne
Last fall, women's soccer
e the fust women's varsity
to be added to the Wilkes'
c program since 1977.
ugh the year was a tough
irying one, the team made it
the season. As Coach
Jackiewicz jokingly said at
Leuawornens'
banquet,
ell, we showed up for every

The record did not show the
vement that the team made
ghoul the season.
There
many rookie players who in
end made many contributions

to the team's play.
Kelley Cota was chosen as
offensive player of the year.
W ithout Cota there would be no
women's soccer team.
The
team's defensive player of the
year was Mary Jo Zukoski, who
consistently
upheld a
shaky
defense.
To.e team is looking for a
faster start next season and to
develop a team contingent for
MAC playoffs in the next few
years.

female harrier on the squad had a
good season as she broke the
Kirby
Park
course
record.
However, this was her fu st
season on the team , and she will
be graduating this May
Other seniors who will be
missed next year are Tom Urso
and Pete Huber. Urso was the
only four year member on the
team.
Coming back next season
are Doug Lane, Tom DeVine,
Johri Kline and Paul Miorelli.

Volleyball

Field Hockey

by Kathy Harris

by Lisa Miller

Although their record was 823, Coach Doris · Saracino and
the Wilkes College volleyball
team have a lot to proud of, and
the future looks bright for the
Lady
Colonels.
Many
outstanding
performances
were
given by Lisa Kravitz, Debbie
Miller,
Linda
Straface, and
graduating
senior
co-captains
Mary Theresa Ayres and Carolyn
Ciccarone.
The Lady Colonels
are losing only two members of
the team to graduation, and the
prospects for a good team next
year are excellent. Starters who
are most likely to be- returning
include Kravitz, Miller, Straface,
Lora Rinehimer, Lynda Pluschau,
Dorothy Jablonsky, Jen Catania,
and Stacey Kem. Congratulatioos
to Coach Saracino and the team
on a job well done , and good
luck next season.
Also, congratulations
to Carolyn
and
Theresa, and good luck in the
future.

Men's Soccer
by Andy Renner
The Wilkes soccer team
opened the 1?87 campaign with
a handful of upperclassmen; Matt
Ryan,
Gerard
Piazza,
John
Purcell and Paul Tavaglione. The
team was young had a lot of

Under the direction of Coach
Gay Meyers, this year's field
hockey
team
played
hard.
Everyone
on
the
team
contributed in some way to the
Lady Colonel's effort
At
last
Sunday's
Letterwomen's banquet Kelley
Wandel was awarded the Offensive MVP of the Year award.
Joyce Dait received Defensive
MVP honors. Debbie DeCeasare
and Dail were also named to the
MAC team for their efforts. The
team also had an Academic AllAmerican in Sue Dicton. Debbie
Marquart was also honored for
her contribution for the past four
years to the team.
The
team
loses
seven
players
to
graduation:
Ki m
Cooper,
Marquart,
Dait,
DeCeasare,
Dicton ,
Donna
Vasquez and Jane Zeller.

Men's Basketball
by Ray Ott
The 1987-88 men's basketball team suffered through a
difficult campaign finishing 6-10
in the Middle Atlantic Con-

ference's Northeast division and
overall.
Coach Ron
Rainey's team had a 64 record in
home games but had their
problems on the road finishing 3-

9-14

enthusiasm.

11.

The
team
played
well
enough to win more_ games than
what the 9-7-3 record shows.
Many games were decided by just
one goal. Now that the freshman have some experience in
NCAA play the team should be
promising in the future.
Next
year the team will look for
leadership from Sean Loclchead.
Andy R~ner and Chris Nebel.

The teaQl was led by 'senior
captains Jeff Steeber, Scott
Jacoby and sophomore Jim
Nolan. Steeber, a second team
MAC performer, led the team in
rebounding with a 9.3 average
and steals with 45.
He also
scored 18.6 points a game.
Jacoby's contrjbutioos can be
best measured by his on-court
leadership and experience. His

Cross-country
The

cross-country

team

acquired a new coach for the
1987 season in Tom McGuire .
This year's team was a young
squad with potential for next
season.
Linda Siberini the only

work ethic and determination
were steadying influences on the
underclassmen.
In Nolan the
Colonels had one of the most
feared offensive players in the
conference. He led the team in
scoring, pouring in 22.9 points
a game and shot 78.4 percent
from the free throw line.
One
of
the
biggest

highlights for the team was
playing Lehigh University, a
division one school who made
the NCAA tournament and was
led by two possible NBA draft
picks in Darren Queenan and
Mike Poloha.
Another big
moment for the Colonels was the
team's January 27 73-65 victory
over cross-town rival, King's
College.
Memorable individual
performances included Steeber
scoring his 1000th point and
Nolan going over 500 points for
the season.
Next year's team returns
eight of this ten players. The
front court will be shored up by
the team's new captain, Ken
Chakon, and center Lou Freeman.
The back court will be directed
by Nolan and Dave Argentati,
who led the squad in three-point
field goals this past season.
Freshman Steve Tate, Bruce
Lambert. Rob Cella, and Ray Ott
will be counted on to contribute
if the hoopsters are to be
successful
in
the
1988-89
campaign.
Despite
losing
two
irreplaceable players in Steeber
and Jacoby, Rainey and assistant
Coach Dave Martin will try to
build upon the returning nucleus
with a good crop of recruits to
make Wilkes' new gym the place
to see winning basketball next
year.

Wrestling
by Bill Kem
A strong team unity paved
the way to a 21-1 record and a
National ranking in 1987-88.
The highlights of this past
season were the victories over
Lehigh and Army. The victory
over Lehigh was the fust in ten
years for the Colonels.
The
Army match also held importance because the victory vaulted
Wilkes into the top 20 ranking
poll.
There were two wrestlers
who made the 1987-88 season
even more exc1ung:
Dennis
Mejias and Craig Rome. Both
seniors will be missed greatly •
next year.
Their accomplishments speak for themselves.
Mejias is the ooly wrestler in
Wilkes history to be a four-time
Eastern place winner. He is also
the only Wilkes wrestler to make
three appearances at Nationals.
Mejias tied the record for dual
meet pins with 21 and will
probably go down as one of the
most
exciting
wrestlers
in
Wilkes history.
Rome
was
a
two-time
Eastern champ and · two time
National qualifier.
He was a
mainstay for the past four years,
holding the record for most dual

meet wins (70), most dual
matches (76), and he has won
over 100 matches at Wilkes. He
finished in the top five of alltime winners at Wilkes.
This year was also historical
as Coach John Reese became
only the fourth coach to reach
the 400 victory made.
Next year should be another
exciting year for Colcnel fans
with four retuming Eastern place
winners:
Ron Miller, Steve
Schannauer, Frank Goldowski,
and Mike Schroai.. The winning
ways for Wilkes wrestling should
continue next season.

Women' Basketball
by Lisa Miller
The
1987-88
women's
basketball team was comprised
of mainly freshmen. Coach Jodi
Kest had only two returning
players
in
her
co-captains
Melissa Kennedy and Diana
Smith.
The freshmen that came out
this year showed a lot of potential for success.
Newcomer
Angie Miller showed a lot of
promise in her play this past
season. At the annual Letterwomen's award banquet Miller
received the Offensi ve Player of
the
Year
award.
Nicole
Kovaleski started off slow but
came on strong in the middle
half. She was sidelined in the
end because of tom ligaments in
her ankle.
Kelly Ruff, Lisa
Burak, Amy Melusky, Michelle
Toth, JoAnne McDonald, and
Janene
Kasarda
all
made
significant contributions to the
team.
Junior Kennedy's outstanding play once again led the team
in several categories, but it was
her defense that helped the team
the most.
She was named
Defensive MVP for the season.
Kennedy will be next year's
captain.
With ooe season under their
belts as a team look for the Lady
Colonels to sparkle next season.

Women's Tennis
by Lisa Miller
Under the guidance of Coach
Jodi Kest this year's women's
tennis team improved immensly.
For the first time . in several
years the team came out Oil the

winning side.
The team was led by number
one
singles
player
Chris
Creegan.
Each match Creegan
goes out and . plays the other
team's number one player and is
very successful. As of this point
Creegan is undefeated.
Creegan and Mary Ellen

Continued on p. 10

�Wilkes College

~fay 5, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XL

18766

No. 25

Colonel of
the Week

1

1

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Softball team splits with
Messiah to end season
by Kathy Harris

·

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The Lady Colonels won
three of their last four games to
finish the season at 8-12. They
swept Delaware Valley Thursday,
and dropped the first game of a
doubleheader with Messiah Saturday, but ended the season on a
wmrung note by winning the
nightcap over the Lady Falcons.
GAME ONE
Wilkes
3
Delaware Valley
0
Jen Bodnar gave up only
five hits m the shutout of Del
V al. Melissa Kennedy drove in
two runs on a sacrifice fly and a
triple. The third run was driven
m by Kim Skrepenak on a
smgle.
Losing pitcher for the

Lady Falcons was Carol Gwynne.
GAME TWO

Wilkes
5
Delaware Valley
1
Skrepenak struck out five
:ind allowed only four hits and
one earned run in the nightcap of
the doubleheader. Kelly Wandell
started the scoring for Wilkes by
scoring on an error.
GAME ONE
Messiah
3
Wilkes
1
Messiah's
Heidi Restock
held Wilkes to only six hits and
one run in the opener of this
doubleheader.
Wilkes' lone run
came as
Oswald brought
McGuire home on a sacrifice fly.
McGuire singled to get on base,
then got to second after Wandell

walked, then got mlO
position when Kennedy ·
Losing pitcher for Wil
Bodnar, who gave up
and three earned
struck out one.

GAME lWO
Wilkes
Messiah
Oswald and Skre ·
had a double m thtS
~1essiah. Wilkes had
off of losing _pill.her R
who
walked
Colonels.
Skrepe
the win for Wilkes.
out four, walked t~o.
up four hits in
effon..

Baseball team closes season
by Bill Kem

field fence to give the Colonels

a 1-0 lead. Bill Evanina came to

J
This week as the final Colonel of the Week we have chosen
· 1!,c women's tennis team. Under Coach Jodi Kest.. and behind the
play of Chris Creegan the team has compiled a record of 6-3.
P ,~tured above are; row 1 {l-r), Creegan, Stacey Symeclro. Kest,
1:Michelle Bannon. Row 2 (1-r), Mary Ellen Opt:ta. Amy Sbukis,
t ~agwa Taylor. Row 3 (1-r), Dawn Meyers and · Jen Meyers.
1 ]\lissing from
the picture are Carolyn Hazlehurst and Colleen

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For anycn~ who missed last
week's basebi.ll game against
King's you may have missed
history:
four homeruns in the
first inning; three came off the
bats of the first three Colonel
batters.
That was enough fire
power to lead Wilkes to an 8-3
victory over cross-town rivals
King's College.
After Tom Salzberg retired
King's in the top of the first, the
fireworks began. Mike Kolbicka
launched a ball over the right

the plate and knocked the ball
over the right-center field fence.
But the Colonels were not done
yet as number three baner Rob
Pietnyk hit a monster of a
homerun that sailed over the 400
foot mark in centerfield to give
the Colonels a 3-0 lead.
Bill
Harries ended the scoring in the
first inning with a solo shot to
right field.
King's came back to score
two runs in the top of the third,

but Wilkes didn t let up.
Colonels kept po1mding
as doubles by Sa!WCII
Pierryzk knocked in fOII
runs.
King's scored one
m the top of the ninlh,
didn't matter as the
went on to win 8-3.
Last Saturday
traveled to Dickinson
play a double header.
Colonels split with
winning the first game ~]
losing th second 3-2.

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by Dave Serino
On
a
sunny
Saturday
Jftcrnoon
in
Allentown
last
wcc kcml
the
Wilkes-Barre
Brea ·ers Rugby Club battled
b:ick from a 10-9 deficit to defeat
the Allentown Blues 22-10. The
\ i.:tory increased Wilkes-Barre's
wmnmg streak to three straight
games and put their record at 3The Breakers scrum dominated ball control once again this

week, allowing the back line to
nm wild. King's College ruggers
\ lark
Philan
and
Martin
O'Connor turned in hearty perl'onnances as well as Andy
Harris, Dan Messinger and Fred
S hloth.
Great defensive play by
Kevin Flemming, Dave Kelly and
Barry Yohuy helped keep the
Blues off the board in the second
half. Charlie Sweigen and Steve
Bardsley anchored the Breakers'
scrum.

The B-side
match 9-0 and wer
matched by an OY
town scrum.
Wil
Andrews had a fine
performance to keep
close.
The Breakers will
Harrisburg on Saturday I
pete.
They play lhei
match of the spring
home on May 14. Game
scheduled for 1:00 pm ii

Park.

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I

WILKES
COLLEGE

-- WILKES-BARRE. PA
... Serving Wilkes College since 1 9 4 - - - - - - - - - - - -

No.1

Wilkes-Barre, PA
18766
September 8, 1988

ookstore problems continue
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Problems have plagued
mvolved with the
including
the
staff, faculty, and
Waiting an hour or
to purchase books for
of the new semester
die nonn for harried
in lines snaking to
bookstore's
entrance.
ster a new way to
· has been impleusing a problem for
who
on
manager,
the idea for the new
from King's College,
she was bookstore
. The administration
to move the bookstore
1IS location in the baseof Pickering Hall to
Hall because of Church
central location. Upon
tion of the building,
decided that there was
toough room to have
shelved on the main
of the store where they
be selected by students.
Ostroski proposed the

present system based on its
success at King's.
Ideally
computer
printouts listing information
for
each
class in each
department such as required
texts
and
their
authors,
editions, prices and shelf
numbers would be posted on
bulletin boards for students.
Students would then fill out a
form with the class, section,

grees conferred
ge careers ended
for many Wilkes
dents on Thursday,
. The Commencevocation ceremonies
11 the Dorothy Dickson
Center
for
the
ing Arts served to welmcoming students and
those who received

degrees.
A total of 102 degrees
were awarded. Dean Mahmoud
Fahmy conferred 54 Master's
degrees.
Dean Jane LampeGroh awarded diplomas for the
48 graduating seniors, all of
whom
attended
summer
school.
Mona
Anania,
a
Bachelor of Arts degree recipient and local art teacher,

Degrees
See page 3

and shelf number for each
book. These books would be
retrieved by staff employees.
The present system is
similar to the one described,
but with a large amount of
confusion thrown in.
Employees were not able to
unpack boxes at the new
location until August 14, just
seventeen days before the first
day of classes. Not only were

there boxes containing equipment and inventory to be
unpacked, but approximately
600 boxes of books for the
fall semester. Most of the setup took almost until the very
day that classes were to
begin, and unpacking was
still being done as of this
past Saturday.
The books not only had
to be unpacked, but they had

to be shelved and labeled with
numbers and prices.
Ms.
Ostroski herself had to do
some of this preparation at
home to ensure its completion
in time for classes.
These
shelf numbers were transferred
to class rosters that students
can look through.
One student employee
felt that the system
is
"working out okay, but it's a
lot of work." Other students
proposed crowd control solutions for those waiting for
books at the beginning of the
semester, such as alphabetical
arrangements
to
purchase
books at certain times (as is
done
for
registration)
or
according to class, for example, seniors first, then juniors and so on.
Ms. Ostroski feels that
the system should work for
Wilkes College as it already
docs for King's College. This
has not been evident so far
this semester. She expressed
her belief that had there been
more time for preparation, the
bookstore would have run
more smoothly.
She said,
"We did what we had to [do]
to get the semester started."

Changes made campus-wide
by Barbara Jamelli
News Editor
Wilkes College was on
the move this summer!
As
you
have
noticed,
many
departments and offices relocated over the summer break.
These moves have occurred in
two sets: the repositioning of
academic departments, and the
facilitation of new dormitory
space.

The first in a series of
academic department relocations
occurred
when
the
School of Business moved to
Wilkes'
newest
addition,
Fortinsky
Hall,
229
S.
Franklin St., from its location in Bedford Hall. This
·portion of the moves was
done in part to provide a
private office for each faculty
member of the School, which
was not possible in Bedford

Hall. The offices in Fortinsky
Hall will also accommodate
the expansion of the School
of Business, as Wilkes is
seeking to
hire five more
instructors for the 1988-89
school year.
The Department of Art
now occupies the former
location of the School of
Business in Bedford Hall, 96

Changes
See page 3

�PAGE1WO

September 8, 1988

Editorial

New bookstore,
old system

Let me take the opportunity of this opening issue of The Beacon to congratulate the new staff on
assuming leadership position in the communication and interpretation of issues and events to the Wi
Community. Yours are important responsibilities, and I wish for you great success in conducting them. l
· forward as well to a healthy and open exchange of ideas among students, staff, faculty and administration

Hello, my friends, and welcome to the first Beacon of the this most vital forum.
new semester. As those of you who have seen past copies of
I wish also to extend a warm welcome to the incoming freshman class, new faculty, staff and
The Beacon can see, we have changed some things for the
1988-89 school year. The new Beacon staff hopes that this students and to welcome returning students back to a campus that has undergone an astonishing amount
change will foster a new attitude towards the paper on campus. renovation and improvement over the summer. I want to officially thank the Wilkes staff for the dedication
Ours are not the only changes on campus this year -- for better
sheer hard work that have made possible all that has been accomplishcq over this hot, humid summer.
or worse.
There is an article located on the front page of this issue
The facilities staff (including A.B.M.) performed heroically over the past several weeks and partic
that deals with one of the changes made on this campus while
most of you were gone this summer. This most significant appreciation is due as well to the bookstore staff. Given the enormous strain on our resources this summer,
change turned out to be both the best and the worst change was only with great effort that we were able to put the bookstore in operating condition, given the time ands
made. I am speaking of course about the change in locale and
limitations we faced.
system of the bookstore.
The location change was long overdue. In fact, I can
Progress, however, is not painless, as we have learned once again. The stress of implementing our
remember a "Letter to the Editor" from 1986 by a student that
suggested such a move. The new location (Church Hall, the clerk system in the bookstore under existing conditions was evident, but the patience and good will of
building across from the library entrance) brings the bookstore
concerned helped us to get through a difficult time with grace and a minimum of real hardship. I am grateful I
from the absolute end of the campus to a more convenient and
centrally located area. I believe this was a very good move by that.
the school and it should be applauded.
I have been assured that the system in the bookstore will be refined; we have learned much from
However, a problem does exist with the bookstore's new
system. For those of you who have not had the pleasure, I will go-around which will allow for a more convenient system in the Spring semester. With the bookstore
explain. Instead of the old system of finding your own books
student mailboxes bringing the campus together in this central location, we shall have a pleasant focal point fir
on the shelves provided, the school has dug up a system of
getting your books for you. Sounds good, right? WRONG. the campus.
This system has you wait in line to find your book's shelf
I look forward to a good year and especially look forward tO--talking with as many of you as possible ovo:
number on a computerized sheet, wait in line to get one of the
very few bookstore employees to wait on you, wait in line to the next several months about ways that we can continue to improve Wilkes and to create on our campus a
get your books, wait in line to pay, and wait in line to leave. I learning and living environment of the highest quality.
don't know about you, but I hate to wait in line for anything.
As classes began and the need for books increased, more and
more students went to the bookstore for their books and found
a line with a wait of over 2 1/2 hours.
Also, I'm not so keen on the idea of their picking my
Chris Breiseth
books for me. I like to get a good look at the used books
President, Wilkes College
available, and, depending on the class, pick either a clean one ~~ssssssssssssss~~~~~~~~~~ssssssssssssssss~~~~~~ssss:~
or one with good notes left behind by my predecessor. If I'm
~ ffi ~ 'jgfp)~.
paying, the least they can do is let me chqose.
J'l{( fetters must 6e signecf to
There are other larger schools that have had success with
7rfh® !B3®~©@flil
this same system; the State Universities of New York
assure va_ficfity .
VOL. XLI No. 1 September 8, 1988
(S.U.N.Y) are an example. But the key word is larger.
J'lff fetters must 6e in no fater
Wilkes is too small for this system to be sensible. The
than Tuescfay afternoon.
Editor-in-chief. .................... , ..............................Lee Scott Morrell
bookstore is understaffed and is not sizable enough to merit J'l[{ fetters are su6ject to review
News Editor ....... ...... .................................. ........... Barbara Jamelli
this system. In a school with 20,000 students, where the
6y the Uitori~f13oarcf
Feature
Editors .....................................................Wendi Harvey
bookstore is larger and has more people on staff, this makes
...................................................... .John Gordon
sense--not at a school with 2,000 students.
a$'.i~~~~~ssssssssssssif/J
Sports Editor... ............ ........ ....................... ................Lisa Miller
My solution: keep it as the title says, "New Bookstore,
Assistant Sports Editor ............. ....... ......................... .... .Jim Clark
WRITERS WANTED:
Old System."
THE BEACON IS LOOKING FOR
ANYONE WILLING TOTAKE 0
REPOR1ER POSITIONS.

Photography Editor.............. ...................... ............ Donna Yedlock
Copy Editors ....................... ....... .................... Wendy Rosencrance
.......................................................Eddie Lupico
Advertising Manager .............................................. Kathy L. Harris
Business and Distribution Manager ................................Tom Obrzut
Staff Writer..... ............................................................. B. Bovine
Advisor .. ........... .................................. ........ ........Mr. Tom Bigler

Several Wilkes
members have
accepted
appc
tenure and pre
·ng
to
Dr.
vice presi&lt;
affairs and
The app(
re were awa
to
Dr
an, Depart
and Litera
M. Klemow
Biology; ·
,
Departrr
and Dr. I
mi , Depar
ring.
Appointments
are awarded
s who hav&lt;:
completed
period of
" which is ty'
in
length.
'ive evaluation:
· tment is offe1

year.

The Board c
zes the pr
such appoinll
·ng
his
tions. His r
are based
s and report;
ctor's
depart
rson of ti
the
dea11
riate school
Tenure and
ittee of the
committee
dner.
e appoi1
is a one '
on of the
fessor. T
he or st
t the appoi
a
Wi
r for as 1
sires and
ollege are
Dr.
&lt;
seknect, D(
ogy; Mr. 1l
tment of
· y K. Arora,
·ncering, h:
motcd to th(
1

ALTHOUGH EVERYONE IS
WELCOME TO WRITE,
FRESHMEN AND SOPHOMORES
ARE ENCOURAGED. WE ARE
ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
OUNGERSTUDENTSTOTR
FOR FUTURE EDITORIAL

POSITIONS.

Contributing Writers: · Nancy Hautz, Bill Barber, Kim Evans,
Andy Renner and Suzanne Payne
Contributing Photographers: Kim Evans, Ian Taggart, Lisa
Miller and Wendi Harvey
Published Thursdays during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks, finals 'weeks and vacation periods. All views
expressed are those of the individual writer and not of the publication
or the College. Names may be withheld from letters to the editor, but
all letters to the editor must be signed to insure validity. The paper is
print&lt;'..d each week by the Pittston Dispatch, Pittston, PA.

is a&lt;

AJ
D

�September 8, 1988

nure offered
vcral Wilkes College
members have received
~ cptcd appointments
tnurc and promotions,
g to Dr. George
, vice president for
affairs and dean of
The appointments
urc were awarded" this
to
Dr. Patricia
an, Department of
e and Literature; Dr.
M. Klcmow, Departof Biology; Ms. Jean
Department
of
; and Dr. Morad K.
mi, Department of
·ng.
Appointments
with
arc awarded to faculty
who have successcompleted a "probpcriod of appoint• which is typically six
in length.
After
ve evaluations, the new
cnt is offered for the

year.

kX
oUege

988
Scott

hara J
ndi

..John
.. Lisa
.....Jim
nna
Rose
ddi

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.. To
... B.
Tom

Taggan,
sters ex
ds.
the p
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. Thepa
½.

The Board of Trustees
s the president to
such appointments after
g
his
recom·ons. His recommendarc based on evaland reports from the
ior's department, the
n of that departthe dean of the
·ate school or college,
Tenure and Promotions
iuee of the Faculty (an
committee of six), and
Waldner.
The appointment with
is a one way, lifelong
·on of the College to
pofcssor. The professor,
he or she decide to
the appointment, may
a Wilkes faculty
bcr for as long as he or
desires and the standards
College are met.
Dr.
Clyde
R.
eel, Department of
y; Mr. Herbert Simon,
"1ent of Art; and Dr.
K. Arora, Department of
ring, have all been
ted to the rank of full

professor.
Mr.
Jerome
Campbell, Department of Music, Dr. Patricia Heaman, Dr.
Klem ow, and Dr. Yeroushalmi
have
been
promoted
to
associate professor.
To be promoted to the
rank of associate professor,
instructors must meet several
eligibility requirements. Each
must have served six years as
assistant professor and meet
other merit criteria.
Professors must complete seven
years as assistant professors
and meet merit criteria more
rigorous than those for associate professorships.

Activity
·period
shortened
by Barbara Jamelli
News Editor

Wilkes
College
has
adopted a standardized academic week schedule.
The
result of this is that the
activity period on Tuesdays ·
and
Thursdays
has
been
shortened by one half-hour.
Dr. Waldner, vice-president
for academic affairs, gave his
assurances that shortening the
activity period, once 11 a.m.
to 1 p.m. but now only until
12:30 p.m., was not the specific
intention
of
the
administration.
Instead, the
desire was to eliminate conflicts in the students' schedules.
On the old schedule,
some Tuesday/Thursday classes
ran from 8:30 to 9:45 a.m.
while others were held from
9:30 to 10:45 a.m.
This
created a conflict for a student
who needed or wanted to take
one class that ended at 9:45
and another beginning at 9:30
a.m. The new schedule eliminates
such
conflicts
but
necessitates the shortening of
the activity period.

Genetti Motor Inn
is accepting applications for
Banquet Waiter/Waitress positions
Above Average Starting Rate
Meals Included
Apply: Genetti Motor Inn .
Downtown Wilkes-Barre

Changes
Continued from page 1

Anzalone
Continued from page 8

W. South St. The new Art
Department
facilities
will
have better natural lighting
(the porch is part of studio)
and
will
enhance
the
identification of the department, according to Dr. George
Waldner, vice president for academic affairs.
Some art
classes will still be held in
Stark Leaming Center.
The
Department of Philosophy,
which shared a secretary and
office area with the Art
Department , will continue to
do so in Bedford Hall.
The third component of
the department relocations has
brought the Education Department
and
the
Regional
Computer
Resource
Center
(RCRC)
from the southern
section of the building to the
main floor area of Stark
Leaming Center, former home
of the Art and Philosophy
Departments. Once again, the
new location provides each
faculty member with a private
office. The Macintosh, IBM,
and Apple Ile/GS labs have
each been given more space
in their new rooms. As the
College identifies more space,
it hopes in the future to provide more microcomputing facilities.
Fourth, the rooms vacated by the Education Depari.ment and RCRC are now part
of the Engineering Department. One of the rooms will
be devoted to a new environmental quality center and will
house the newly acquired GC
Mass Spectrometer.
Additional space will be · used for
faculty offices.
The second set of
moves was precipitated by the

burgh WT AE, and heard on
morning radio shows from major cities in the U.S. He has
also performed at many New
York and Los Angeles comedy
clubs such as Dangerfields,
Catch A Rising Star, The
Comedy Store, The Improv,
and The Comic Strip.
"Anzalone with his guitar,
his fine, operatically trained
voice, his wonderful oddball
humor, and his keen and quick
friendship with the audience,
is a star on the rise," writes
Bernard Hunt in The Tribune
Chronicle .
"Show business
must have room at the top for
a guy who can imitate a trombone, sing like Johnny Cash
in Japanese, Russian, and
Italian, impersonate
James
Taylor,
Gordon
Lightfoot,
Billy Joel and Leon Redbone,
and sing 'Pinball Wizard' from
the rock opera Tommy as
though
it
really
were
operatic."
Don't miss the antics of
Tom Anzalone this Saturday.
The fun begins at 8 p.m. and
is free to all Wilkes students.

Degrees
Continued from page 1

need for more
ormitory
space.
This year's freshman
class is the largest to enter
.the College in eight years and
because of this a waiting list
for dorm space was generated
in early June.
To alleviate
the
problem
the
administration decided to convert
Ross Hall, 251 S. River St.,
to a women's dorm.
The offices located in
Ross Hall had to be moved to
new locations across campus.
The Center' for Regional
Development/Small
Business
Development Center (SBDC)
has moved to the first and
third floors of Hollenback
Hall. (The second floor still
houses the offices for the
Health Sciences Department
and Dean Roselle.) The Cooperative Education office,
directed
by
Ms.
Cheryl
Gibson, also had a need of a
new home. It is now located
on the third floor of the Max
Roth Center.
Mr. Joseph
Kanner, director of testing
services, can now be found on
the second floor of Chase
Hall.
The shifts in location
of the Ross Hall offices have
triggered more moves like a
line of falling
dominoes.
Because the SBDC now resides
in Hollenback, the Wilkes
College Health Service and
the
Campus
Counseling
Service needed a new area for
operation.
The College had
to rent office space at 136 S.
Franklin St. to accommodate
them. Finally, the offices for
the Evening, Weekend, and
Summer Program and its new
director, Mrs. Galli, have
moved from Chase Hall to the
third floor of Roth Hall.

graduated summa cum laude.
The
graduates
were
implored by the principal
speaker, . Dr. Judith Eaton, t.::i
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PAGEFIVE

Die Hard'' fires up a "Big" summer line-up

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There was an enonnous barof movies this summer, but
a few were the picks of the
Once again sequels figured
· ntly in the summer lineA few other films were surhits. Here's how some of
pictures fared this

was some doubt as to whethBruce Willis could appeal to
public in an action-adventure
role. There was no doubt he
in the weeks following its
. This film was tailorfor Willis' obnoxious and
racking personality.
He
ys his smart aleck ways
· g his brutal efforts to break
a terrorist invasion high atop
~ Angeles skyskraper.
Inciy, he's a New York City
visiting his wife who is emin a top position at this
· g. Pulsating chases, gunand Willis' wise cracks
Die Hard to live easy at
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wishing he were "big" on a
fortune telling machine. A mixture of comedy and light-hearted
drama make Big larger than life
and a "big" hit .
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much of the same results. Mick
"Crocodile" Dundees' girlfriend,
Sue (Linda Koslowski ), is kidnapped in New York by some
vile crooks. From New York the
action returns to Australia in the
Bush. In the last film the action
went from the Bush to New
York.
There's enough culture
shock and action to keep you
thoroughly entertained, mate.
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be on horseback, on top of
mountains, or just on plain
muscle.
Rambo Ill is action
packed and a real crowd pleaser.
It had better be after costing
nearly $60 million to produce.

THE GRADE- 2,75
Tucker is a
George Lucas production directed
by Francis Ford Coppola. This
movie tells the true story of car
designer Preston Tucker, played
by Jeff Bridges. Bridges gives a
very credible performance and
the story is interesting enough
to make Tucker a late summer
hit.

THE GRADE- 2,75

This film
is
geared specifically to Tom
Cruise's
flashy
personality.
Cocklail
is
glarnourous
and
glitzy from beginning to end. It
portrays Cruise as a young bartender who catapults into the
limelight and makes it big as
one of New York City's best
bartenders. There's a rough transition as Cruise leaves New York
to tend bar in Jamaica. Other
than this, the film is very pleas-

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flopped at the box office but it
was still filled with enough
scares and excellent camera work
to give it a lot of appeal.
THE GRADE- 2.75

8Red
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James Belushi is the
highlight of this film with his
obnoxious comments and jokes.
The two team up to catch an
international
drug
dealer
in
America. Belushi is a Chicago
cop, while Schwarzenegger is on
the Russian police force sent to
the West to capture the Russiannative crook.
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direction of Ron (Opie) Howard
and the production of George
Lucas, Willow
seemed as if it
was
destined
for
greatness.
Wrong! The story and cast of
midgets appealed mainly to the
kiddy brigade. The things that
salvaged this film were the
performance of Val (Top Gun)
Kilmer and the stunning scenery.
Take a pillow to Willow and take
in only the good. Take naps durHe's drunk, ing the rest

he's
charming, he's willy, and
best of all, he's back!
Dudley
Moore plays millionaire playboy
Arthur. This time around he is
wiped out of all the money he
inherited. Now he must endure
living the life of -- yes, it's hard
to believe -- a normal person
along with his wife, played by
Liza Minelli. Dudley's intoxicating acting is the reason to see
this film.
THE GRADE- 2,75
The
10- Row R@ntinnovation
is
outstanding.
Never before has the mixture of
humans and cartoons been done
so superbly. Roger himself is a
great new character on the 'Toon
circuit. There are cameo appearances by cartoon characters
ranging from Bugs Bunny to
Mickey Mouse.
However, kids
are more likely to be intrigued
by the story than adults.

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played by Clint Eastwood. This
time he's on the trail of a
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the last in a drawn-out series
starring a drawn-out actor.

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a Junior communications
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an Apple Computer Student Representitive and membership development and education chairperson for Circle K. Barbara, a
familiar face in the "Mac Lab,"
loves Macintoshes and has law
school aspirations.
She is the
mother of a 2 year-old son, 0.

Lee Morrell, is The Beacon
Editor-in-Chief for this year. Lee is
a junior communications major
concentrating in journalism. This is
Lee's third year with The Beacon;
last year he was Feature Editor. Lee
is a commuter from Kingston. He
is an ardent Yankees, Cowboys,
Seahawks, 76ers, Rangers and Pitt
Panthers fan. He also feels that
David Letterman is the only proof of
a divine being.

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autoracing. Jim Clark, a freshman communications major, steps in as assistant sports editor.
Clark, a resident of Plymouth, Pa., spent the last three years in Ocean City, NJ. He covered fow
heavyweight title bouts in Atlantic City for the Ocean City Sentinel Ledger. His hobbies are
___sports, writing and liscencing to music, esoecially John Cougar Mellencamp.
Wendy Rosencrance, a senior business administration/
international studies major, will be returning this year as cc
copy editor of the Beacon. Wendy took a leave of absence
last semester to spend time studying in London. We are
certainly happy to have her back on board. Eddie Lupico. a
junior English major, is ·serving a second term as co--copy
editor of the Beacon. He is also co- editor of the
Manuscript, the .college's annual literary magazine. Eddie is
not an RA. Eddie says, "Copy editor is a thankless job
dedicated to making other people sound good."

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Editor-in-chief -Lee Scott Morrell Advisor-Mr. Tom Bigler
News Editor -Barbara Jamelli
Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance
Feature Editors-Wendi Harvey
-Eddie Lupico
-John Gordon
Advertising -Kathy _L. Harris
Sports Editor -Lisa Miller
Photo Editor-Donna Yedlock
Assistant Sports Editor-Jim Clark Staff Writer-B. Bovine
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Donna Yedlock has been
photo editor of the Beacon
since last year. She is a junior Psychology/Elementary education major from WilkesBarre. In her spare time she
listens to music and works at
the Rite Aid drug store.

Kathy Harris is the Beacon's
advertising manager. She has
been ad manager since January
of this year. Kathy is a 21
year-old junior tclecom/ public
relations major from Nanticoke, Pa. Kathy was the Public Relations Director for the
groundbreaking ceremony at
the Mill Memorial Library in
Nanticoke. · The small child
pictured with Kathy is her 3
year-old son Patrick:

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wanted to be an audacious gypsy roaming the earth, capturing souls. This year she wants to frolic
with the amorous souls she has seized. John Gordon. is the co- Feature Editor of the Beacon. He
hales from Centreville, Va. and is a junior communications major. John loves movies. Some of his
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adviser, has been with the paper
as long as he has been at Wilkes
College. He became an instructor in the Fall of 1986.
Mr.
Bigler is a giant in the
journalism field. Most recently
he held the position of News
Director at WBRE-TV. He still
writes a colunrn for the Times
Leader.
Tom · Obrzut is the Beacon's business
manager. Toin resides in West
Pittston and is a Business
Administration major. Tom served m
co-editor of the Luzerne County
College's student
newspaper, the Out Io o k, last
semester. In addition to working at
the Beacon, Tom is a correspondent
for The Times Leader and serves as
student advisor to LCCC's student
~ewspaper.

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September 8, 1988

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Aquarius--Iearn control: Bookstore
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Aries (March 21-Aprll 19) This will be the last week you have •

by Bill Barber

to collect your thoughts before an inevitable onslaught of •
responsibility. Be prepared for more than you are usually able to
handle.

So here we are, back in
school again. And I suppose
this means that you've already
been to the new bookstore.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Be a good sport this week. You can't
And wasn't that special?
I
win them all. Be weary of a frustrating obstacle moving your way.
guess you too are wondering about the new "system"
as
they are calling it
Well, I
Gemini (May 21-June 21) Move forward cautiously, there are
don't know either. All I know
pitfalls near you. Yet, no worry. You will bound over them with
is it took me a week to figure
ease.
out what was going on, and
by then they had run out of
Cancer (June 22-July 22) HAPPY WEEK!!! Congrat- • most of the books that I needulations. You are the first of the new school year and you deserve • ed. I shouldn't really say anyit. Anything and everything will be at your will--ATTACK!!! You will
thing about it, I know.
It
be immortal for a week.
really is none of my business,
I realize. Who am I to preLeo (July 23-Aug. 22) Hop to it this week, Leo. Things look , sume that getting my own
pretty sharp. Don't be surprised at all the good luck you will have. • books would have been easier
on everyone concerned? I, a
mere senior with no rights in
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Look for a little romance this week.
the matter.
Someone may already be scoping you out with amorous intent.
No, I should just shut up
and realize that somebody up
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Be prepared for an altercation in an
there in a much better position of overview charted it
interpersonal relationship. Somone you're close to is not very
all out and came up with the
happy.

Scorpio

(Oct. 24-Nov. 21) You seem to have a bad case of

banality. Add some spice to your life before you bore yourself to
death.

Sagittarius

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Opportunities will be few and
difficult to manage this week. You must jump quickly at any that
pass your way.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Slow down. You may not know
it, but you are passing a great deal of important things over
because you feel they are trivial. Reassess what you deem
unimportant.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb 18) You must learn to control your
emotions. They might just get you into BIG trouble this week.
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concerning the general public.
I will also be accompanied by
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a new attempt by the staff of
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am looking forward to getting
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have guessed that the order of
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the most preliminary of jugglings? You would, you say?
You, a mere undergrad with no
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Women's soccer '88

Miller inherits young squad

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by Suzanne Payne
Sports Staff Writer
The Wilkes women's soccer team will begin its second
season as a varsity sport with
a 14 game schedule. This is
an increase of five over last
year's schedule.
The 1988 team boasts a
recently acquired head coach
in Kathy Miller.
Coach
Miller brings with her much
experience for the team. 'She
went to Sweet Briar College
in Virginia where she was a
four year player of field
hockey and lacrosse.
Recently Miller has coached
soccer in Bear Creek for an
under 16 mixed team, an adult
team , and assisted with a
combined Wyoming Valley
West/Bishop
O'Reilly
boys
team . She also has a D-level
state coaching certificate, and
is an FIFA referee.
There
arc
only
five
returning starters from last
year. The rest of this year's
team is comprised of twothirds freshmen and a few new
sophomores, some of whom
are bringing several years of
experience and talent.
The women play their
home
opener
against
Swarthmore
on
Saturday,
September 10 at 11 :00. The
team would appreciate your
support for a fresh start in the
new season.

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1t s that time of year again. What time is that you ask1
§ time for the start of a brand new year of sports action. This
weekend most of the major colleges as well as the NFL began
football seasons.
.
This weekend the Wilkes College athletic program kickl
§the regular season of play. The football team travels to Co
§State to begin its campaign.
.
§ . For those of you not going to the game there will be a I
§home action taking place. The women's soccer team begim
§Second year as a varsity sport on Saturday at 11:00 a.m.
§me~·s _soccer team and the field hockey teams both have
§begmnmg at 2 p.m. on Saturday. All three games will be p
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There ~e a lot of new faces in the Wilkes world of athl
The womens soccer team has _a new coach in Kathy Miller as
as many new players. Speakmg of new players, the field h
team has ten freshmen on the roster. It looks to be a year
rebuilding for the Lady Colonels.
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The football team has a new quarterback as Sean Me
&amp;takes control this season. The men's soccer team lost some
iYIJlayers last year to graduation and will be looking to newco
o fill the void.
The_ women's volleyball team will have a tough road ahcoo
§them this season because they will play all their games on
~oad. They will be at King's College Saturday, September 24,
§if you gc~ a chance. bop on over and catch the game. Any su
you can give them will be greatly appreciated.
I'm amazed at the progress of the new gym. When last I
t all that was there was a huge hole; now there is an
§structure. The gym should be completed for January basketball
§wrestling.
§ Wilkes also welcomes Tom McGuire, the new S
nformation Director and cross country coach. Good luck Tom
he 1988 SID staff.
.
. New . to The Beacon sports staff this year is my able~s1stant Jim Clark. We will do our best to bring you the latest
~ports news. Until next week ...

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by Dave Serino
Sports Staff Writer
The Wilkes-Barre Breakers Rugby Football Club will
open their fall season this
Saturday at home against
Scranton University. Kickoff
is scheduled for 1:00 p.m . at
Kirby Park. The Breakers are
coming off a 4-3 spring
campaign which ended · with a
victory
over · the
highly
acclaimed Princeton Rugby
Club.
Other home opponents
on the fall schedule include
York, Old Gaelic, Harrisburg,
and Mid Hudson Rugby Clubs.
The Breakers will travel to
Lancaster,
Lehigh,
and

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ers on their toes."
"But this is the best part.
Just when we've got them
really crazy, we're gonna
plunk those books, a whole
big PILE of them, right into

y

Bloomsburg. They will wrap
up the season on November
12 at Bloomsburg.
"This season we are missing some key personnel, but I
feel we have enough talent to
field a strong side and be a
playoff contender," said fullback Kevin Flemming.
The Breakers hold practice Wednesday and Thursday
nights at 5:00 p.m. and all
games are Saturdays at 1:00
p.m . . Practice sessions and all
home games arc held at Kirby
Park. New ruggcrs arc welcome and no experience is
necessary.
Anyone interested
in participating may contact
Charles Swiegcrt at 822-023'.'
for more information.

their
happily
outstretched
hands in one big lump so
they won't have time to make
sure they've got the right
ones, right?
They're gonna
look at the checkout line and
freak and run to get into it.
See, this way, we're going to

get all their money al
No more of this buy-onetoday, and buy- another
tomorrow. We'll squeeze
their little pennies out of
jar with one squeeze! I'm
ling you, Bill, this new
tern is Dy-no-mite! Don't
agree?"
"No, Dr. Nimrod. I .
it is gross! Let's go back
the drawing board. Let's ·
the students enough respect
assume that they can fi
their own books in the
ment, that they won't
them by climbing out
basement windows, and
afterall, maybe they only
to buy one book at a time."
But '"like I say, no
even asked me.
Who do
think I am, Prince H
No, I'm just another dummi
the Liberal Arts Department
Well, pssst, here's a
tip for you upper classmen,
case you're interested. Per
ally, I went to Book and R
ord Mart on South ~
Street. Oh, yes I did. A
found almost everything
needed at half the cost. Alli
- now here comes the r
funny part -- they act
treated me as if I were a
man being.

1988 Wilkes Co
team will be

. g as Head C
ers
lost
s

last year's
• The squad
g on the
that came out fa
fill in the voids
graduated pla
this is really a
year.
Very r
had such a
seven pl:
said
C
"There
is
to build the
The whole thing
erent,
people
be playing in
·lions."
players for the
will be top s
lly Wandel. Wi
ten goals for the
Sophmore M :
• in the left
and
the
st
scorer will also
yer for the
' offense this se
players Alisa C

'88

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team is a :
squad.
Wingert br
faces with ·
highly exp

ing uppercla:
ead, Chris r
yers, Joe Lannar
enner will be

give leadershi
g team as it
a goal of bei
close knit compc

returning p
Tom Horbacz,
. Chris Shen&lt;
Albertson, and
evin Tronkowsk
looked upon ai
for the Colonels.
Colonels
o:
1988 campaign
the road at B
es was defeat
r . a slow deff

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PAGEELEVEN

ocke '88

ity will be key for Lady Colonels .
mer was a
is that yo
rts action.
the NFL be

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cer team begi
H 11:00 a.m.
ts both have
1111es will be

s world of
Cathy Miller
rs, the fie!
cstobe a

)ugh road ah
heir games on
, September
:ame. Any su

also be very helpful. Huber
suffered knee problems last
year.
Dawn Smith will be a big
help in defense at the sweeper
position. The defense is also
looking for key plays by
freshman Sue Weisgerben a
former
Crestwood
player.
Freshman
Charlene
Frail,
Susan Vandenburg, and sophomore Toni McCormack will
also be looked to for defensive assistance.
Probably
the
biggest
defensive aid will be the
aqu1s1t1on of three skilled
keepers that are fighting for

1988 Wilkes College
y team will be one
·ng as Head Coach
ycrs lost seven
from last year's team
· . The squad will
ng on the ten
that came out for the
fill in the voids• left
graduated players.
this is really a very
year.
Very rarely
had such a giant
seven players
Mid
Coach
""'
"There is no
to build the team
The whole thing will
· crent, people will
be playing in difitions."
players for the Lady
will be top scorer
Kelly Wandel. Wandel
ren goals for the lady
Sophmore Martina
, in the left wing
and the second
scorer will al so be a
player for the Lady
' offense this season.
· g players Alisa Geller

1988 field hockey co-captains Kelly Wandel and Sue Barr.
and Susan Barr will be big
assets for the team. Barr will
be returning to the front line

this year after serving a stint
in the goal cage last year. A
healthy Jennifer Huber will

the number one spot.
The
goalies are Donna Cressman,
Gail
Stone,
and
Leanne
Kollar. "We are going to be a
lot stronger in goal," said
Coach Meyers. "That will be
a positive part of the season."
Coach Meyers is looking
for a team unit to gell soon.
"We didn't accomplish as
much in pre-season because
we lacked intensity in practice.
We didn't hustle and
execute as well as we should
have."
Coach Meyers' overall
outlook for the season is, "If

we can get a team unit
together soon and if players•
become
more
intense
in
practice, we will be competitive."
The Lady Colonels will
open the 1988 seaon at home
on Saturday against Wells
College. Game time is set for
2:00 p.m, so come out and
support the team.
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this buy-onebuy- another
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!nnies out of
squeeze! I'm
II, this new
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Nimrod. I th
Let's go back
oard. Let's •
nough respect
they can fi
oks in the
hey won't s
bing out
claws, and
they only
at a time."
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Who do
Prince Hamle
other duf!lmy ·
Department.
, here's a Ii
per classmen, ·
rested. Person
Book and Rec
South Main
I did. And I
everything I
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they actually
I were a hu1

scheduled
for
2:00
p.m.
Come out and support your
soccer team.
Wilkes
College
soccer team is a young
lalcntcd squad.
Head
Phil Wingert brought
y new faces with which
build a highly explosive

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or the 1988 season
Chris Dahom, Steve
y, Dom Tinari, T.R.
·, and TJ. Donahue
Returning upperclassmen
Lockhead, Chris Nebel,
Meyers, Joe Lannan, and
Renner will be called
to give leadership to
young team as it works
a goal of being a
g, close knit competitive
Other returning players
as Tom Horbacz, Mike
ycki, Chris Shenefield,
g Albertson, and goalKevin Tronkowski will
be looked upon as key
yers for the Colonels.
The Colonels
opened
· 1988 campaign last
y on the road at Baptist
. Wilkes was defeated 2After a slow defensive

at Scranton
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BLOOMSBURG
at FDU-Madison
at Delaware Valley

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at Juniata
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at Elizabethtown
at Virginia Tech
at Randolph-Macon
ALBRIGHT
at Allentown
at Montclair State
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11:00

The men's soccer team upperclassmen; front 1-r Joe Lannen and Sean
Lockhead. Second row 1-r Chris Nebel, John Meyers, Andy Renner.
start in the first half Wilkes

was able to put together a
strong second half.
They
showed that they have the
ability to play against the
Division III powers.
Tinari scored on a cross

from Shenefield in the second
half. The Colonels had many
other
scoring
opportumues
but were unable to capitalize.
The men's soccer team
will be at home Saturday,
September 10. Game time is

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TRIVIA '88
by Lee Morrell
Beacon Editor
It's the first issue of the
year and thank goodness for trivia.
We crowned two champions
in professional sports this summer. First and foremost, congratulations to my good pal Wayne
Gretzky on his fourth Stanley
Cup, his second Cup MVP and
his big new contract and home
with the LA Kings. Wayne invited me to his wedding but I had
to go to work.
Also, congratulations to the
Lakers and the Pistons on a well
played NBA final.
And now, on to some baseball trivia.
Q. What two baseball teams
play· annually for the Mayor's
Trophy?

That's it. We are still in the
SUB and on the third floor. An~ - - - - - - - - - - - - swer quickly

�Wilkes College

September 8, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XLI

18766

No. I

Football '88

Talent and experience pace Colonel
by Jim Clark
Assistant Sports Editor
The progress of the
Wilkes football program under
the tutelage of seventh-year
Head Coach Bill Unsworth has
been
comparable
to
the
growth of a child.
The
Co:onels are no longer the 09
infant
that
Unsworth
inherited in 1982. After consecutive 7-3 seasons, adolescence
has been
attained.
Competitive gridiron adulthood is being able to contend
for a title consistently.
Has
Wilkes reached that stage?
"We think so," professes
Unsworth. "I think proof of
that is the fact that we were
picked to finish near the
-bouom of the barrel in the
Middle Atlantic Conferen,;e
last year, and we ended U!)
playing for the title in tlic-.
final game.
"We have good players
here, and we brought more in
with our current freshman
class. We just hope to keep
doing more of the same."
In 1988, . the run-andshoot will again make the
Colonels' offense an exciting
group to watch and a tough
unit for opposing defenses to
contain.
"It's
a
very
sophisticated, flexible offense
that makes the defense play us
straight up," said Unsworth.
"It's
adaptable
to
many
different types of quarterbacks."
The quarterback at the
controls of the aerial circus
this season will be senior
Scan Mcagley, who was the
starting kicker last year (2325 xp, 4-6 fg, 37 pts).
In
limited action as a signal
caller, Meagley was 5-10 for
111
yards
and
two
touchdowns.
Unsworth is
happy
with
Meagley's
attributes. "Sean is good on
his feet and he runs well,"
said the coach. "He's a good
option quarterback. As far. as
throwing, ,he excels at the
short. and intermediate routes.
He's head and shoulders above

anyone else in knowledge of
our offense."
What about the psychological
role
that
a
quarterback must fill?
"The
best type of leadership is to
perform
in
stressful
situations,"
said Unsworth.
"Sean can do that.
He's a
winner."
Sophomore Tom
Musto will back up Meagley.
Joining Meag]ey in the
backfield
will
be
junior
running backs Dean Ambosie
(145 att., 690 yds., 3 td in
1987)
and
Courtney
McFarlane
(79-337-2).
Ambosie, the second leading
rusher in the Middle Atlantic

speedy Stevens to contribute
more this season.
Senior left guard . Jim ·
Byrne leads a strong offensive
line that also returns junior
center Dale Cargin, senior
right guard Jim Feldhausen,
senior right tackle Bill Kem
and junior left tackle Kyle
Sheckler.
The unit, nicknamed "The Dawgs," draws
glowing
praise
from
Unsworth, who said, "They
have the potential to be the
best offensive line I've ever
had at Wilkes."
Defensively,
opponents
will be on the lookout for
senior linebacker Joe Daches,

season. He and junior Steve
Tehansky (50 solo, 27 asst.)
bolster the linebacking crew.
Up front, Jumor Tim
Hopkins (11 solo, 17 asst.)
anchors the line. His counterparts will be senior Larry
Hubert, junior . Keith Maiorano
and
· sophomore
Rob
Sebastianelli.
They will be
counted on to pressure opposing quarterbacks and stuff the
inside run.
"Pass defense is our
number-one priority,"
says
Unsworth. "If you can't stop
the pass, you're in for a long
day and a long year." The _
men Unsworth has assigned to

Football tri-captains Mark Habeeb, Jim Byrne, and Joe Daches.
Conference
the past two
seasons, has been named a preseason
All-American
by
College Football Preview.
The receiving corps is
talented
and
experienced.
Seniors Jim Farrell (31 rec.,
422 yds., 1 · td) and PJ.
Sollazzo
(15-193-2),
along
with juniors Mike Harrison
(15-161-4) and Craig Stevens
(4-40-0) will be Meagley's
main targets. · Look for the

a tenacious hiller.
Along
with Ambosie, he has been
named a College Football
Preview pre-season All-American. Daches made the conversion from defensive end to
linebacker last season with a
fury, leading the defense in
tackles with 105 (68 solo, 37
asst.) and posting 11.5 sacks.
Senior Steve McKaig (98
tackles in 1986) returns to the
battlefield after missing a

the all-important
task
of
shuuing
down
opponents'
passing schemes are:
senior
free safety Mark Habeeb,
senior strong safety Mike
Canterella, and junior comerbacks Van Chiavacci and
Tony Grobinski.
Habeeb had previously
been
a
comcrback,
but
Unsworth has his reasons for
this season's switch. "Mark's
ability
intercepting
natural

will be enhanced at
safety," he said. "He
most experienced mem
our secondary and he1
ordinate things from
middle for us."
Experience
at
position is a big factor
as Unsworth is concerned.
commented,
"Our
. philosophy is to plaJ
many people as we can
a ball game. We want to
our guys fresh and give
valuable
game ex
So, if someone's not
it doesn't mean he's not
to play."
An area often over
by many fans is
teams. However, a g
more per year is often
by a member of these
Field goal duties will
handled
this
season
freshman
Mike
Unsworth is undecided w
Dungen or Meagley will
extra points. The punter
be freshman Phil Voss.
This year's captains
Byrne, Daches, and Habeeb.
A pre-season poU
MAC football coac'hes
Wilkes sixth among the
member
schools.
Unsworth, always one
downplay pre-season p ·
criticism, discards the
"We were picked low
season," he said, "and
what happened.
finished with a 6-3 con!
record, tied for fourth ·
then ten-team league.)
matters is what we do
field."
Widt the talent p
on Unsworth's current
of the Colonels, this
may finally be the one
which his program "grows
to an MAC title.

Dofl; 't Forget t

First Home Ga
September 17
Against A/brig

No. 2

lity
The School of En!
ysical Sciences ha
four Science and Tee
, one of which is the l
Quality Center. Th,
expanding capabilit
ent: air, water,
Department c
urces hasac
for water testin:
in which Wilkes wc
• ipate. The College
in obtaining certi
areas of environmen
ding air, radon, sc
·ng, and radiation rr
certification would i
ndent gauge of th
ty.

The water testing ce
ram has four are
rtification can be ob
, biological, radiolo!
testing_ Presently Wi
le of radiology testi1
ge plans to develo
ty.

The inorganic testir
is fully equippec
It recently acquire&lt;
t.
The biological testin
y known as the G
established as a result
· crisis a few years
·s is caused by a v
ogen. Even thougl

dent students are 1
ith the proper autl
and state police
suspicious situation
specifically those in vol
This is a change frorr
only local authorities,
to do this.

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... Serving Wilkes College since 1947

September 15, 1988

uality Center Established
The School of Engineering
Physical Sciences has estabfour Science and Technology
,one of which is the EnvironQuality Center. The Center
lbc expanding capability to test
· nment: air, water,andsoil.
The Department of Envital Resources has a certificapogramforwatertestinglabsof
in which Wilkes would like
· ipate. The College is also
in obtaining certification
areas of environmental testluding air, radon, soils and
lCSling, and radiation monitor1becertification would serve as
ndent gauge of the lab's
. 'ty.
The water testing certificapogram has four areas for
certification can be obtained:
·c, biological, radiology, and
· testing. Presently Wilkes is
blcofradiology testing, but
College plans to develop this
· ·Ly.
The inorganic testing lab
y is fully equipped and
It recently acquired new
t.

The biological testing lab, ly known as the Giardia
wasestablished as a result of the
· · crisis a few years ago.
· is is caused by a waterIm: pathogen. Even tl10ugh this

lab bears the name of the disease- received several grants. After the
casusing cyst giardia, it can handle giardiasis crisis, the Giardia Lab
the detection of many other similar received a $35,000 grant to upgrade
pathogens.
its facility. Participation in radon
Dr. Michael Case is the lab testing (involving air quality) has
manager for both the inorganic and brought money through a Ben Franbiological testing labs. His responsi- klin partnership to develop the radon
bilities have included setting up and testing facility. The College's part in
mabng sure the labs are capable of the Nanticoke Toxic Fire brought a
running.
$76,000 grant to tl1e College to fund
Assuming a much larger the purchase of sophisticated organic
role in the water testing field is the testing equipment.
detection of organic materials. OrThe Gas Chromatograph/
ganic substances (chemicals and Mass Spectrometer (GC/MS) is the
other similar substances) contribute latest addition to this equipment.
significantly to water contamina- The GC/MS can identify all organic
tion Some typical organic testing components as well as how much of
involves landfill monitoring, a prob- each is present in an air or water
!em found often in local news re- sample. Dr. Redmond described the
cently. Dr. Brian Redmond, associ- GC/MS as "state of the art" and as ilie
ate dean of the School of Engineer- heart of the organic testing lab.
ing and Physical Sciences, and Dr.
Dr. Venkat Chebolu has
Case used Wilkes College testing been hired as the full time lab man- by Tonya Kauffman
equipment to determine whether or ager for the organic testing lab, Beacon News Writer
not it was safe for the evacuees of the which is waiting to be designated
Nanticoke Toxic Fire to return to space for set-up. This will be posIn
early
July
Dean
their homes. The fire, which occured sible when a room has been equipped Chwalek, Assistant Dean ·of
three years ago, caused a mass witl1 the proper power and water Admissions, suffered a minor
evacuation and Redmond and Case · requirements as well as fu me hoods. stroke and was admitted to
The GC/MS will be used in Geisinger
were the only testers on site to deterWyoming
Valley
conjunction witl1 research being Hospital.
mine the area's safety.
There, he underwent
The Nanticoke Toxic Fire done witl1 the Catrel Corporation. surgery to free a blocked carotid
greatly reinforced the idea of ex- The Catrel Corp. of Switzerland has
panding the organic testing labora- developed a way to recycle municiLory. It, and other crises, confirmed pal waste (garbage) into tiny pellets
by Barbara Jainelli
the need to develop all testing facili- or spheres. These items are mixed
Beacon News Editor
ties to meet the needs of future crises witl1 cement to make construction
materials such as block and mortar.
and also to avoid them.
Changes have abounded
As a result of participation
in all areas of the College's
See
Quality
page
4
in community crises, tl1e labs have
operations.
Not only have
several departments and offices relocated and a new dorm
been acquired, but changes
have also been implemented
concern for tl1e growing level of al- dance at alcohol education classes.
in the existing dorms. The adStudents were informed of
cohol abuse on and off campuses
dition of Ross Hall as a
across America. Mark Allen, associ-. college policies at the new student
women's dorm was not enough
ate dean for residence life, said he orientations and at dorm meetings
to accommodate tl1e large
feels that the College's alcohol pol- conducted by the RA's. In addition,
influx of freshmen, so many
icy is good. The only change that off-campus students were sent a letchanges needed to be made to
needed to be made was the level of ter informing them of legislation
existing dorms and other buildwhich became law in May of this
consistency of enforcement, for
ings across campus.
which the resident assistants (RA's) year. Tfiis law states tl1at "Those
The School of Business
arc responsible. The min:mum sanc- . under twenty-one convicted of conand ROTC nov; share their
buildings with students living
tions, levied for less seriou:,; c,ffenses, suming, purchasing, possessing or
on campus:
one-tl1ird of
have been increased to include a fine,
See Alcohol page 4
Fortinsky Hall and tl1e third
disciplinary probation, and atten-

Alcohol Policy to be enforced
Resident students are to be
that, with the proper authori' local and state police can
·gate suspicious situations on
specifically those involving
I. This is a change from tl1e
when only local authorities were
cd to do this.
The reason for tl1is is tl1e

Dean Chwalek returns
artery and spent the next eight
weeks recovering. On August 30
he returned to his position as
Wilkes College. Dean Chwalek
has been with the College for 43
years, holding positions such as
Placement Director, Assistant to
ilie Development Director, and
his current position as Assistant
Dean of Admissions.

Ghanges continue
floor of Slocum Hall are now
men's dorm rooms.
In addition,
some
rooms
in
Sullivan,
Sterling,
Barre,
Slocum, Fortinsky, and Ross
Halls have been converted to
triple occupancy.
Lounge
areas in Miner Hall on tl1e
tl1ird, fourth, and fifth floors
have been converted to student rooms.
Freshman students are
required to live in College-run
housing if tl1ey are not commuting from home or from a
relative's home. - Even so, it
was necessary to create a waiting list for freshmen who do
not want to commute.
The
·changes were made to provide
dormitory space for all Wilkes
College students who wanted
it, fulfilling tl1is obligation.

�September 15, 1988

PAGElWO

One man's view

Editorial

Plight of the city

Wilkes Today, and
hopefully tomorrow

by Tony Veatch

husbands. Tears welled in my
eyes while witnessing the whole
scene.
I was lying on the isolated
My sidekick and I strode
beach of an island just north of past the tourists, gazing throu,gh
Venezuela, a pina, colada in one streaked store windows at the
hand, the waist of an inflatable, whips, chains, jello, handcuffs
rubberized bare breasted bathing and other assorted sexually orbeauty in the other, when I icnted paraphernalia. Thad felt
thought of my past. I had seen that we were entering the busstarving children in India, gig- iness district, what with the imantic bread lines in Poland, and proved decor and fully clothed pabeggars lying in the Bangkok trons. Jt was at that moment
gutter. Nothing, however, could that I made a promise to myself
prepare me for the Public Square to bring my children here, to the
of Wilkes-Barre.
heart and soul of Wilkes-Barre.
"The Square," a demilitarized That idea faded somewhat as we
zone where men arc men, and passed Burger Barn II, the suewomen are likely to be men as cessor to the famous Burger Barn
well, was of course within arms I. A black, bespectacled beetle
reach of Wilkes College, a bar- type man approached us, sportely accredited institution of high- . ing an oversized, well worn rainer learning. I decided to head coat and moccasins and humming
down Main Street one sultry sum- the theme song to Jeopardy.
mer night after my R.A. burst
Without any warning whatinto the shower and proceeded to soever, the man opened his
prod assorted genitals with a raincoat, exposing a finely craftrather sharp tube of shampoo. In ed pink spandex jumpsuit, blinda stale of sheer panic, I slipped ing us temporarily.
Once I
on my clothes and took flight to obtained a pair of regulation safethe city streets. At my side was ty headgear from Thad, my sidemy faithful sidekick and duty- kick, towelbcarer and servant, I
bound towel bearer, Thad.
saw a multitude of items perched
By way of Main Street, we in his coat. He had olive sandfound ourselves in the center of wiches, used
napkins, pictures
'The Square." A colorful parade of women running naked backof tour busscs were parked out- wards, everything. In the spirit
side the major stores, releasing of scientific investigation, I purstreams of aged tourists with chased a few items and hastily
plaid shorts and tubes of Pre- departed.
paration H in plain view of pedHaving found "The Square"
estrians. Their mouths were to be nothing more than a fun
agape, and they pointed in awe place to take the family on a
at a rather large building and ex- Sunday morning, we decided to
claimed, "Boscovs! My god. We go back to face Pickering Hall
made it." Women cried with joy and my R.A.'s anatomical inspecat the thought of having com- Lion. As we walked back the way
plcted their pilgrimage, and we came, Thad and I were acI&lt; ingJ~, gummed their smiling costed by a rough group of green
Beacon Columnist

"Good afternoon, and welcome to 'Wilkes Today,' I'm
.... " There is a distinct possibility that you may hear that in the
near future: :rom Nelson, Wilkes' new professor of
telecommumcauons, hopes to have the station ·broadcasting
four times a week.
Some people may view this as competition for The
Beacon. Television offers a more personal, in-touch brand of
media. Also, with the increased frequency of telecasts, it can
reach us more often.
The Beacon does not see this as competition but more as a
challenge. Not a challenge to "be better than them," but to
work ~ith Wilkes T:' to create a better informed campus. The
more mformed one is, the better one can make some decisions
concerning your college career.
. Th~ real challenge goes out to all of Wilkes College
JOur~ahsm and ~elecommuni~ations students. ·it is up to you to
get involved with these vehicles of your major. These two
clubs are perfect for you to gain experience in your chosen
field. The Beacon meets Thursdays at 4 p.m. and all freshmen
are welcome. In fact, we welcomed five potential writers (four
of whom were freshmen) to our last meeting. The "Wilkes
Today" crew meets every Monday through Thursday, 12-12:30
to ru~ the show, live. New members are welcomed at every
meetmg.
The final challenge goes out to you, the student, to take full
advantage of these media in order to stay as informed as you
~an. be_. Not just to take advantage, but to make these
ms~ituuons l~st. The Beacon is in the midst of its 41st year,
we ve established ourselves. It's now time to make "Wilkes
Today" the same kind of tradition.
.
The Beacon is in the progress of changing. With this
issue, we make the step up to sixteen pages for our first time.
9ur TV counterparts are preparing to go on the air. These
m~reased stations for information will benefit you. Wilkes is a
m1cr.ocosm of the '_'real wo.rl~." In that real world newspapers
survive together with televlSlon and, at times, they compliment
on~ another. We .too, hope to compliment one another, with
Wilkes College bemg the real winner.
So the next time you pass through the Stark Lobby, grab a
Beacon and watch the "Wilkes Today" telecast on the
monitors. If you're not careful you might learn something.

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haired leather clad punks
ing long knives and sh
men. They threatened us.
had to keep Thad from
his extensive knowledge
martial arts. Being the
lent person that I am, I
head and drew my Wilkes
identification card f
sheath.
"Back. off,
screamed,
"Wilkes
The sidewalk shook be
feet, women took chil'
the street, and the rowdy
hoodlums apologized
ally and ran in despair.
A little exaggerated!
be. The fact remains
Square" is hardly re
of an otherwise beau·
.relatively calm city. Ha·
tured into "The Square'
night, my experiences w
less comical but just as
I have portrayed.
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Michele Broton, Tony Veatch, Tonya Kauffman, Suzanne Payne

Contributing Photographers: Lisa Miller, Ian Taggart and

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the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks, fmals weeks and vacation periods.
All views
expressed arc those of the individual writer and nol of the publication or
the College. Names may be withheld from letters lo the editor, but all
letters lo the editor must be signed to insure validity. The paper is
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The Wilkes College Regional Computer Resource Center
(RCRC) has a new look as a result of
its location change. Moved because
the Education Department, of which
it is a part, was required to change
locales, the RCRC now has improved facilities to offer the campus
and community.
· ready for another meal.
The most obvious benefit
has been the increased space for the
facilities. The rooms for the RCRC,,
which consists of the Apple Ile/GS,
Duquense University, and Wyoming
ering Hall include a new salad bar Macintosh, and IBM PC Labs, are
Seminary, all of whom are served by
and a ceiling treatment to reduce now better suited to classroom inMorrisons Custom Management.
noise.
struction as well as personal use. In
ges have spread like a
MCM is under a five year
Rick Mauer, directofof t e previous location, the limited
Wilkes campus, and the contract, renewable annually, to
food services, hopes that the most space made teaching classes such as
bas not been immune. provide food service for the dorm
noticeable changes will be with the CS 115 and graduate level courses
Custom Management students, operate the snack bar in the
menus. He wants to make going to difficult becanse not all the computnew food service con- Conyngham Student Center, and
the dining hall "similar to a smorgas- ers could face the same direction,
already made several meet other food service requirebord" where there is no reason one which is possible in the new location.
dr the food service sys- men ts of the faculty and administracan't find something he or she enjoys
This is especially evident in
te make many more.
Lion. It replaces Wood Food Service,
eating.
the new "Mac Lab," SLC 105, which
, the institutional di- which served the College for apMCM is addressing the is also equipped with a 'projection
mManagement, spe- proximately thirty years.
need to upgrade the kind and quality screen. This screen can be used with
lood service for higher
The new food service inof food being served. Not only that, the latest development for the
well as health care and tends to change both the physical it also wants to transform the dining Macintosh, recently purchased by
Wilkes has joined com- aspects of the dining experience as
hall into more than just a place to go the RCRC, the Kodak Datashow.
University of Pennsyl- well as the food itself. Changes alfor food.
This system alb ,vs the Mac screen to
Haven University, ready made in the dining hall in PickIt hopes to do this through be projected ont.) the scr.::en with an
the use of themes. First, there are ovGrhead prcjrxto1. The viewing
themes for the menus themselves, area is much larg?-a· foan a TV monisuch as Mexican, Italian, or steak tor, the usual aJ~.io-visual resource.
The op(,',ning of the RCRC
themes. Then there will be overall
theme nights where the cafeteria at its new location was long awaited
would be decorated appropriately. since its closing on August 24. The
Some ideas for theme nights Mauer intent was to have setup completed
hopes will come from the students before the firs t day of classes, but
themselves.
delay's throughout the campus-wide
Major changes are also series of moves forced the opening to
planned for the snack bar to alleviate September 6, just in time for a semithe "lack of pizazz." As soon as nar in the Ile/GS Lab which had been
possible, the menu will be changed. scheduled for area teachers. Judging
Mauer described the atrnosqhere in from the reactions of students and
the snack bar as "no fun." Morrisons faculty members, the new facilities
Billiards a? Arcade
plans to change this in the future.
were worth the wait.
Ca.Iman Baggs
Presently, a Food Service
P roµne1or
Committee is being formed to adP hone
\0,) S. \\nm St.
dress any problems or complaints.
(717) K29-91 H:'i
l\ 11k&lt;s·5drre . Pn . 1870~
Scheduled to meet regularly, it will
discuss menus and other relevant
topics.
····-·•For Your Enjoyment-------MCM has been successful
VIDEO GAMES
so far, according to Mauer. He cited
DARTS
that an increasing number of com~ muter students are joining the meal
-Snock Barplan. Student input is welcomed,
Cues &amp; Cases
~
whether it is through informal conI&gt;~
versation or the completion of peri~~,f
~ odic surveys MCM plans to administer.
Mauer hopes that this will
be a "real good year," and added "we
think we'll have it."

Service plans good year

assure vafi
: fetters must 6e

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Forging
into the
future
by Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Editor

The Regional Co,mputer
Resource Center (RCRC), more
commonly known on campus as the
Mac Lab, the IBM Lab, and the
Apple Lab, has received a state grant
for approximately one million dollars to continue its Information
Technology Education for the Commonwealth (ITEC) graduate program and to upgrade and maintain its
current computer facilities for the
next five years.
The center offers ITEC
courses to teachers in area school
districts to assist them in implementing microcomputer use in the classroom. The program trains the teachers in basic computer literacy, programming, and software evaluation.
Wilkes College was selected to be a site for a Regional
Computer Resource Center beginning with the 1984-85 school year
because of the commitment of considerable resources it had already
made to microcomputers in education. The original grant, totaling
$996,520, was for the purchase of30
Applelle's, 15 Macintoshes,and ten
IBM PC's, as well as software and
other necessities for classroom instruction.
The Wilkes facility is one
of fourteen RCRC's throughout the
commonwealth and is directed by
Dr. Joseph Bellucci, chairman of the
Education Department. His responsibilities include formulating the
curriculum, and course sequencing.
Dr. Barbara Bellucci, project director, is responsible for administration
of the grant which includes hiring
personnel, marketing and recruitment, and evaluating the program.

Genetti Motor Inn
is accepting applications for
Banquet Waiter/Waitress positions
Above Average Starting Rate
Meals Included
Apply: Genetti Motor Inn
Downtown Wilkes-Barre

�PAGEFOUR

Class of
1992 one
of the
largest
by Tom Obrzut
Beacon Staff Writer

Alcohol ·
Continued from page 1

m

transporting alcohol. will, upon their
first conviction, lose their driver's
.license for three months .... Additionally, they may be subjectto a fine up
to $300.00." Possession may be actual or constructive, meaning that a
person doesn't need to be seen holding the alcohol to be convicted of
possession.
A new program to encourage responsible drinking, entitled
WIN, has been developed by some
Wilkes College students to encourage responsible drinking and to teach
students that they can have fun without alcohol playing a part. It establishes a point system whereby points
are awarded for attendance at. College functions and taken away if a
student is involved in disciplinary
action. Prizes will be awarded for the
highest point totals. October 1 is the
scheduled starting date for the WIN

Strand

Many students are wondering
why the halls seem a little crowded
on campus this semester, but the
answer is simple.
Recently, Wilkes College
welcomed its largest freshman class
in eight years.
Dean of Admissions Bernard
Vinovrski said the 1988-89 class
will number 730 students including
freshmen and transfer students.
program.
"There is an across-the-board 1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - increase in enrollment at Wilkes, Quality
with all three schools-Arts &amp; Sci- Continued from page 1
ences, Engineering &amp; Physical Sci- The aim of the Wilkes/Catrel reEighteen
new
ences, and Business &amp; Economics- search is to determine whether the will bring expertise in various
showing substantial increases," said resulting material is harmless or not. disciplines
to
the
Wilkes
This research has been made pos- College campus for the fall
Vinovrski.
"This year's class includes 10 sible through another Ben Franklin semester, 1988.
They will be
high school valedictorians from vari- partnership.
instructing students in several
Dr. Redmond described the different areas including: Enginous school districts," commented
Wilkes President Christopher Bre- function of the Environmental Qual- eering,
Educaiton,
Speech/ity Center as an interface between the Communications/Theater
iseth.
Arts,
Vinovrski attributes the suc- College and outside community. It is Mathematics/Computer
Science,
cess of the latest recruitment cam- available to undertake research and History/Political
Science, Anpaign to the public ' s increased to answer questions for the College, thropology,
Accounting,
Nurawareness of the excellent faculty, private citizens, government agen- sing, Language and Literature,
programs and environment at cies, and industries like Catrel. It is and Biology.
also here for faculty and student re"We are proud to have
Wilkes.
people with such outstanding
"Word is spreading that search.
W;lkes is an evolving college," he i - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1 academic credentials as the new
members of our faculty. Their
1
added.
experience
and expertise will
In addition to the students
benefit · the students immearecruited in Wilkes' own environ
there are registered students from 14
other states with six international
students enrolled from six foreign
countries.

DON T JUMP!!

JOIN THE
BEACON!

WILKES INC POINT SYSTEM

I. Individual Points
A. Social activity points
1. Attending WIN eligible campus activities

2. Being an officer of a campus club/organization
3. Joining and panicipating in campus club/organization

2 points
3 points
5 points

B. Academic points
1. G.P.A. increase (per .10 increase over previous term)
2. Dean's list
3. Getting off Academic Probation
4. 4.0 G.P.A. for semester
5. Use of Acade!Jlic Support Center (per visit)
C. D&amp;A program points
1. Attending D&amp;A program
2. Attending D&amp;A program sponsored by club/
organization/team of which you are a member
II. Team Points
1. Sum of individual members' points divided by number
of team members
2. Sponsoring campus activities
3. Average dorm G.P.A. increase (per .IO increase over
previous semester) times a multiplier of five
4. Sponsoring a D&amp;A program
A. Individual points taken away
1. Irresponsible D&amp;A use
2. R.A. write-ups for other than D&amp;A
3. Placement on academic and/or social probation
4. Conditional discharge
B. Team points taken away--lndividual points taken away .
multiplied by two subtracted from the total team points.
Questions should be directed to W.I.N. board members.

1 point
3 points
3 points
2 points
1 point

5 points
7 points

20points

t January
the foll&lt;
e loss of J
daughter.
a drunk c
onor studen
New Jerse1
this essay
It was an
process th
nt that &lt;
life. It wa
others the
from this l
It was ai
get behirn
ht out." I
ea life.

of a Drun

surably," said Dr. Christopher N.
Breiseth, President of Wilkes.
Shown, from left, first
row:
Dr. Breiseth, Dr. S. M.
Kalim, Engineering; Dr. Martha
LoMonaco, Speech/Communications/fheater
Arts;
Marie
Henehan, History/Political Science; Thoinas Nelson, Speech/Communications/Theater
Arts;
Dr. George Waldner, Vice President, Academic Affairs.
Second row: Dr. Bruce
Auerbach, History/Political Science; Louise Ward, Nursing;
Ralph Kuhn, Mathematics/-Computer Science; Mary Feeney,
School of Business and Economics/Accounting.
Third row: Dr. Barbara

Jessome-Nance, Language
erature; Nancy McKinley,
uage and Literature; Dr.
Wachter,
Education;
Kugendran, Mathematic~
ter Science.
Fourth row:
Lasewicz, History/Political
ence; Dr. James Toth,
polgy; Dr. Kenneth Pidc
ology.
Fifth row: Dr.
Bloom,
History/Political
ence;
Robert
Mathematics/Computer
Dr. Munawar Ahmad,
eering.

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monday--8 a.rn.-11 p.rn.
Tuesday--8 a.rn.-3:30 p.m.
and 5-11 p.rn.
(closed for class--3:30-5 p .m.)

Wednesday--8 a.rn ..:11 p.m.
Thursday--8 a.rn.-12:30 p.m.
and 3:30-11 p.rn.
(closec- for ctass--12:30-3 :30 p.m.)

25 points
-7 points
-4 points
-3 points
-5 points

ghter Patti ,
old soph&lt;
llege in New
proud to be 0 1
semester. SI
the letter frOJ
her achievem1
Jetter did arri1
had the satisfacr
She was l
Driver as she
a street on the
to begin the

Friday--8:30 a.rn.-8 p.rn.
Saturday--Noon-5 p.rn.
Sunday-I - I I p ._rn
._________________________
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The Uni,
voluntee
support l
The Unit
concern,
tatives.}
Directors
Meeting.
about ho

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�September 15, 1988

PAGEFIVE

t me tell you about Patti

.

mcy Mc
Literature;
Educatio
Mathern
urth
row:
History/Politi
James Toth,
Kenneth Pid

./Computer
war Ahmad,

.rn.
p. rn.

iful legs and one arm were twis- her brain rendered her brain-dead, with Patti's gymnastics jacket
mester of her sophomore year.
Let me tell you about Patti. ted and mangled as she was the damage to her legs would filled with stitched-on achieveShe was the champion of the un- thrown over the hood of the car have left her with one shortened ment patches. Tell me what to
· Jl$l January the woman derdog.
She spent many hours and hit the pavement The driver leg and one artificial leg, but, do with Patti's "Outstanding
the following essay teaching other .students subjects of the car, whose blood was luckily, due to the damage to her Camper" trophy won at summer
With her first pair of
lhe loss of Patti, her 19 in high school and college that .21 % alcohol, didn't even try to abdominal organs, she bled to camp?
daughter. Patti was came easy to her.
She could stop. He was too drunk to see death. Patti put a lot of heart in- high heels, her Senior Prom
to life, and her strong heart con- gown, her lipstick, her toothby a drunk driver. She make anyone smile just listening her crossing the street
Let me tell you about Patti. tinued to beat It took five long brush? Tell me, Drunk Driver,
honor student at a state to her deep throaty voice. When
in New Jersey. Her mo- she laughed you could see the She had a wonderful boyfriend agonizing hours for Patti to die · what do I do with her letter from
this essay for several sparkle of Ireland in her eyes and who is graduating from college in the emergency room. The doc- the Dean?
It was an attempt to the whole world laughed with this spring. They were so much tors and nurses who attended to
How has· your life been affectprocess the horror of her. She had a witty sense of hu- in love it was fun to be around her, and cried with me, tried to ed, Drunk Driver?
Have you
ident that claimed her mor coupled with a sense of real- them. I suspected they were ·plan- treat everything first. The hem- been prosecuted? What suspends life. It was an attempt ity about life that was far beyond ning to make a lifelong committ- orhaging into her brain and the ed sentence will you receive?
hemorhaging into · her abdomen, Are you still driving? Drunk?
10 others the pain a fam- her years. The Drunk Driver who ment to each other. They were
Patti knew both were fatal injuries. She was Will this punishment be enough
from this kind of reek- hit her that night never saw her sensible kids, too.
It was an appeal to until her head smashed through she wanted to finish college and too alive in life to settle for the to keep you sober behind the
who get behind the wheel his windshield. His statement at start a career before getting mar- Jiving-death she would have wheel? I noticed that your shat"night out." It was an at- the scene was "I saw a smash on ried. Her boyfriend agreed, feel- faced if she had lived. She had tered windshield has been fixed.
the windshield. I pulled over. I ing that they should both beto go.
My daughter's shattered body
save a life.
Now, you tell me, Drunk Dri- couldn't be fixed. Just as you
got out of the car--and I saw her come established in careers before making a committment to ver, what do I do with 19 years took her life you shattered mine
or a Drunk Driver
in the road."
Let me tell you about Patti. each other. They were willing to -lf memories of the love and when you got behind the wheel
ghter Patti was a nine- She was quite athletic even as a wait and "do things right" I had laughter I shared with Patti. Tell of your car too drunk to see, and
year old sophomore at a youngster. She loved her gym- visions of my grandchildren me, Drunk Driver, what do I do too drunk to stop.
coUege in New Jersey. She nastics lessons which started at a- bouncing around my house. ,- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - -- proud to be on the Dean's bout five years old. She · was on Patti's pelvis took the full force
semester. She_was wait- her high school gymnastics team of the automobile's impact as it
the letter from school to for three years.
By the time hit her. She must have been facher achievement official. Patti graduated from high school ing the car, maybe even waving
leuer did arrive but she she had grown to 5'4", too tall her arms in terror. Her pelvis by Kimberly Evans
material, he astonishes his audbad the satisfaction of read- to compete as a gymnast in col- was shattered. Splintered bones Beacon FeatureWriter
iences with his skill on the syn1. She was killed by a lege.
She continued her gym- pierced through her uterus.thesizer.
Driver as she walked a- nastics workouts on her own, fi- spleen, and liver.
One of the national circuit's
Wendy, lead vocalist, keyTwo of the three injuries would most facinating and popular boardist, and "ethereal and beautl street on the night before nally growing to a tall slenderto begin the second se- le ed 5'6". Both of her beaut- have killed Patti. The damage to
groups, The Bermuda Triangle iful bass guitarist, mesmerizes
Band, will be entertaining stu- with a crystal clear soprano
dents and their parents this Satur- that's got to be the best in the
day night with their light rock, business," writes Entertainment
- pop, and comedy . They will be New York .
appearing at the Student Center
The Band spends at least
at 8 p.m., and are the second in- three quarters of the year doing
stallment of The Programming concerts tours from California to
Board's Saturday Night Subset
Maine, in which audience particThe band is made up of two ipation and free kazoos makes
high energy musicians with an them tops in clubs and on campincredibly
big
live
sound. uses. They have been guests on
Roger, formerly an electronics countless T.V. shows as well as
engineer, has developed a way to performing with such artists as
play live digital drums simul- Billy Joel and Harry Chapin.
taneously with his self-custom- They have developed an avid folized electric autoharp. As vocalSee Bermuda page 7
ist and composer of the band's

The Bermuda Triangle
comes to Wilkes

Isn't the United Way
run by a fe w businossmen? Who runs
that orga nization a n_y way?

p. rn.
p .rn.

The United Way of Wyoming Valley Is a •olunteer drin n organizatil of onr 3.000
Yoluntc,ers and 28 local member agencies. It raises funds throughout the Valley to
support its member agencies and 103 programs. which are all non-profit organizations. ·
The United Way's Board of Directors is made up of a cross-section of •olunteeis who ~ .
concerned about their community, Directors inclu de: business leaders. labor representatives. housewives. clergy. educators. professionals and working people.

.rn.
rn .

Directors are Yoted into office by the people wh o attend the United Way's Annual
Meeting, Contributors and non-contributors are periodica lly surveyed for their opinions
about how the United Way should be run and w h ich needs should be addressed .

e

It brings out the best in all of us:·

�PAGE SIX

September 15, 1988

Beacon at the movies

WIN? Yes Win with W.I.

Explosive Young Guns
by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor

Here he meets up with John
Tunston, played by Terrence
(Wall Street) Stamp.
Tunston
This week's film resembles transports "the Kid" secretly out
an old-time western six-shooter of town and to his private propistol. Each chamber in the gun perty on the outer limits. It is
is loaded with a rising young act- here where Estevez joins a group
or, and once fired, you are pelt- of young
men
called
the
ed with an explosive new · Regulators, created and trained
western called Young Guns.
by Tunston, and led by Charlie
Emilio Estevez starts the (Platoon, Wall Street) Sheen, the
chamber rotation starring as second actor to load the sixBilly the Kid. Estevez's perfor- shooter chamber, who plays
mance is overwelming. He has a Dick Brewer. Tunston is training
sly and malevolent presence the six youths to serve the law.
everytime he appears on the
The Regulators find themscreen. You never know what to selves deputized early due to
expect from him, and you never some
disheartening
circumknow what to expect from this stances which arise. This sad ocfilm due to its impressive story- currence has Billy the Kid infurline.
At the beginning of the iated so much · that he assumes
film Estevez is fleeing from the leadership of the Regulators and
law in a small western town. leads them on a
warpath.

They're suppo~ed to
serve by Wendi Harvey
warrants by capturing various Beacon Feature Editor
criminals.
Instead,
they capture filll! kill their prey every
A free semester, tuition retime out. Now they are hunted duction, free books, a
trip to
by the legitimate law as well as New York City, a pizza party,
those outside the law.
This movie tickets . . ., you name it,
leads to a classic gunfight at the and it's probably included in the
film's finale.
list of possible prizes offered by
Finishing off the final four W.I.N. (Wilkes Intracollege Netchambers of actors are Lou (La work). W.I.N. is a new organiBamba) Diamond Phillips who zation on campus which will be
plays
the
Indian
Regulator, conducting a game called Wilkes
Chavez;
Kiefer
(Lost
Boys) INC (Wilkes Intracollege NetSutherland, who stars as Doc; work Competition).
Casey
(3
O' Clock High)
Last spring several students-Siemaszko, who plays the part of George Strand, Michelle Olexa,
the . worrisome Charlie; and new- Karen
Murphy,
Mary
Lou
comer
Dermot
Mulroney. Conaboy,
Kevin
Tronkowski,
Patrick(related to John) Wayne, and Michelle Novobilski--along
has a cameo appearance as Pat with Dr. Mike Garr, applied for a
Garett.
grant from Fund for Improvement
Young Guns is loaded with of Post Secondary Education
powerful acting, explosive cam- (F.I.P.S.E.). The goal of the
era work, and high-intensity ac- grant is to develop proposals
tion sequences. Next time you're that make educational environin the line of fire, drop all your ments which are substance abuse
old weapons, but hold on to your free. Before you start thinking,
Young Guns.
"Prohibition, I'm not reading
any more of this article," this article is NOT about prohibition.
DIE GIM,N
Research has shown that pro~ 3.5
hibition does not work. The id3.5
eology behind the game and the
&lt;Cm:nw&amp;- 3.25
purpose of the grant is to reduce
2.75
the problems (bodily, self, propMlwiwt·
erty) associated with excessive
Il"fum!tl) &lt;Gm¢F 3.25 .
drinking and drug use.
The grant application has
not been accepted or rejected as

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Brothen Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez team in Young Guns.

of yet, but Wilkes Coll
provided some money to
game at a smaller levcl.
exact prizes have not been
ed, but free tuition for one
ter is a prize which will,
likelihood, be offered.
"We decided," said1k.
"to reward students foc
ible . student behavior.'
"we," he explained, is DIX
ministration of the
the students themselves.
dents are represenled by
students who make up 1M
Board: Mary Lou
Karen Murphy, Miehe&amp;
George
Strand, and
Tronkowski. Dr. Garr
me, this is a student
I'm not formally part of
gram. It's a way of c
institution from the bottom
George Strand, o~
W.I.N. board memben,
"We [students] wrote
[application], formed 1M
and went to meeting~
game came from studenlS,
dents, by students."
The game itself is
unique. It seeks to a
to students on the basis
performance as students.
seeks to create a suppo
ronment that will decre.ase
cessive use of drugs and
The purpose of the game ·

See WIN
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�September 15, 1988

Aquariuses have not
~e tuition for
prize which
, be offered.
decided," said
d students fm
lent behavior...
explained, is
n of the
.nts themselves
represented
iho make up
Mary Lou
urphy, Miehe
Strand,
and
k:i. Dr. Garr
is a student
&gt;rmally part of
, a way of c
from the bo
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oard mem
fonts] wro
in], form
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BAD WEEK!
es

(March 21-April 19) Expect the big freeze this week; it
like a great deal of boredom will be coming your way. Try not t
yoursett to death.

rus (April

20-May 20) Someone you know very well is out to

you. Yes, there may be some talking going on behind your
Be very careful disclosing what with whom.

mini (May

21-June 21) A good dose of love may be coming
way this week, so watch out; you may or may not want it.

ncer

(June 22-July 22) Start counting to 10 right now,
se there will be a lot of irritation thrown your way this week.
your temper, it will only get you into trouble.

(July 23-Aug. 22) Oh, Oh, you may not know it, but you may
deceiving yourself big time. It may be something as simple as
·ng plaid and stripes and saying to yourself "boy I look good,"
as bad as thinking you don't have to study for that Critical
ing test. Whatever, make sure you are seeing reality.

rgo (Aug. 23-Sept.

22) Forget about this v.:eek. Things look..
. . not so good; prepare for Armageddon.

bra

(Sept. 23-0ct. 23) HAPPY WEEK!!!
this week--lf I may quote from Homer.

rpio (Oct 24-Nov. 21) Beware of strange animals sleeping
your doorstep. Don't feed them; they will never go away. (This
es human animals).
gittarius

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Hey, chin up this week. Things
not as bad as they seem. Look for a little happiness coming you

pricorn

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Don't be afraid to try something
. Variety just might spice up your life this week.

uarius (Jan.
40

lsces (Feb.

1LAMI

19-March 20) What have we done this week?

hing? Well believe it or not, you have done some things to
end every last person you know, and now you will be lucky to

:APICOLA

j

20-Feb 18) So you want to have a good week,

?NOT!!!!!! Boy, you just can't get a break.

riends whatsoever. Practice saying I am sorry.

cheese

Different perspective

Tristan and Iseult:
a soap opera
by Bill Barber
Beacon Columnist

Now for a subject near and
dear to all of us: Love. It might
be safe to assume that everyone
in college these days has some
association with it.
Certainly
anyone who's ever watched a
soap opera is fully aware of the
convolutions of true love, right?
Wrong. You ain't heard nothing
yet
This year love is even being
taught as theme in the English
Department.
There is erotic
love, love of God, Courtly Love,
that good old standby unrequietcd
love, and even the love that dare
not speak its name.
In the name of all this love,
we have been dragging up the
classics and pouring through
them for signs of love, from platonic love to Love's Labour Lost
to The Art of Loving. Be sure
that before you graduate from
these hallowed halls, and soon it
will be, you too will have . your
own little noses rubbed in love.
Trust me. I know these things.
But to take some of the
sting away, I've done my research. I've died for our sins.
I've spent six days reading
Tristan and Iseult. In one large
Macademian nutshell, let me
saveall of you the future trouble.
Once there was a young
prince born in sadness in a far
away land. His father dies in battle, his mother gives up the
ghost the day he's born and he's
raised by another prince, becomes a great huntsman, gets
brought accidentally back to his
own uncle, King Mark, who
doesn't at first recognize him, of
course. This is part and parcel of
all these myths.
Next he is sent to Ireland to
slay Morholt the Giant. Much
swordwork follows.
Morholt is
slain but Tristan is wounded.

Bermuda
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lowing and have released three albums.
Their latest recording,
"BERMUDAS II," will be available at the performance on Saturday night.
"What a pleasure it was having Bermuda Triangle.
Every
good thing that I have heard
about your group was true...and
more. Never have I seen such
audience participation from our
students! Students are still walking around with their ·kazoos,"
writes Debbie Guffy, assistant
dean of students at Wesleyan
College.
"The Bermuda Triangle Band
is one of the most talented
groups around. No matter what
your musical preference is,"
states Entertainment New York.

Now emer lseult.
Iscult is Morholt's niece,
and she is the fairest of the fair.
But she hates Tristan for killing
her uncle. However, she cures
Tristan's wound, passes up several chances to kill him, and
ends up, after more strife than
you'd care to hear about, being
brought back as a gift for King
Mark! There's some stuff about a
dragon, a poison tongue, a Red
Head and a lot of trifles but the
important thing to remember
here is that Iseult's mother
makes an elixer that will guarantee that . her daughter, upon
drinking this with her new husband King Mark, will fall hopelessly and mutually in love--to
the death!
You guessed it.
By accident, on the cruise over, her
maid serves The Brew to Tristan
and Iseult, and BOOM, their fate
is sealed.
Now, here's where the Courtly Love comes in. Tristan has
to be faithful and loyal to King
Mark, but the truth is Tristan has
the hots so bad he can't help
himself from bedding down .the
King's fiance. We all know what
happens next Right? We've all
been through something like
this.
Wait, it gets worse. Iscult's
maid is so upset at her mistake,
that she offers to substitute herself in Iseult's marriage bed, and
King Mark, blind as a bat we presume, has his way with the maid
while Iseult is cuckolding him
like crazy on the other side of
the bed chamber.
Somcthing's
got to give.
The other Knights get wind
of this and start a series of unending challenges to this tryst Oh
let's see, there are so many intrigues set afoot that at one
point the poor old king ends up
·hiding in a pine tree to catch the
lovers but the . see him there and

outsmart him. A vicious dwarf
gets into the picture. Astrology,
vengance, ruse, and betrayal all
come after them. Why, at one
point the old king banishes
Tristan a$ain and actually throws
Iseult to a hundred lepers! Our
Celtic ancestors really had a way
with soap opera.
But always
God is on the side of our starcrossed lovers and finds them
new and more curious places to
lay down together.
Now here comes the twister.
Tristan, for reasons too numerous to explain here, is forced
to marry another Princess, in
Brittany, and her name is, now
get ready:
Iseult.
Yes folks.
Did you ever break up with a girl
named Betty and then take up
with another girl named Betty?
The only good that can come of
it is when you cry out her name
in the middle of the night you
can't get yourself into much
trouble. You and I can't anyway.
Tristan is another story.
He tells Iseult #2 that due to
a dragon's curse he must not
sleep with his wife for a year.
She buys this. Meanwhile, there
is more deception, intrigue, and
furious sparing contests until
Tristan is at last mortally wounded. He sends for Iseult #1 who
blasts in on a ship, tells Isuelt
#2 to back off, throws herself beside Tristan, and dies of a broken
heart
King Mark takes pity on
them and has them buried side by
side where forever after an unseverable vine grows between their
graves.
The moral is:
save this
column and save yourself the
trouble. Go ahead and stick to
As The World Turns. I'm sure
I've given you enough of the
myth to help you get at least a B
on the exam.

So come out this Saturday, get W.I.N.
an evening of good music, fun, Continued from page 6
and sure why not, a kazoo.

The Beacon is looking
for a News _
Assistant Editor.
Interested studenj:S
- should go tQ the
Beacon office, third
floor of the
&lt;Conyngham;Stud;~t

·_ Ceriteras well as talk

t~ Mt. Tom Bigler, --Capin Hall 20B.

ward stuctents, not to punish
them.
An advisory board has been
organized which consists of one
student representitive from the
seven major clubs on campus:
IRHC,
Beacon,
Programming
Board,
Student
Government,
R.A.s, Commuter Council, and
Circle K, and six non-students
(faculty, administration). The advisory board oversees operations
of the competition, makes recommendations, and settles questions
of fairness pertaining to the
game. The Advisory Board will
hold its first meeting on September 23 at 4:00 p.m. in the
conference room of Weckesser
Hall. See page 4 for game points.

�September 15, 1988

PAGEEIGIIT

Roving Reporter

What in life is so jmportant to you that without it life woul
by Nancy Houtz
Beacon Feature Reporter

Chris Lohr
(freshman)
My little cousin.
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PAGENINE

Wilkes Events

be worth living?

by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor
The Fall semester at Wilkes
College, in particular at the
Dorothy
Center,

Frank Castano
(senior)

My family and friends.

Dickson
Darte
will
be
particularly

calm, much like a sunny autumn
day. This is at least until some
storm winds blow more talent towards the Center for the Performing Arts. However, there is a
collection of events that will be
of key interest to sturlents and
faculty alike. Herc's a schedule
of upcoming events al the CPA:

(Thursday) 7:30 p.m. -..
Wilkes College Faculty Seminar.

6th

(Wednesday) 2:00 p.m.
Malcolm Forbes: Presentation
of Honorary Doctor of Humane
Leuers.
12th

(Thursday) 4:00 p.m.
Lecture: Dr. Rosemary Tong,
Director of Women's Studies at
Wilkes College.

27th

(Thursday) 8: 15
Wilkes
College
sion/Wind Ensemble
27th

September
Michele Corbett
(freshman)

17th (Saturday) 8:00 p.m. -Chameleon Trail, a new play by
Dr. Robert Stellin.

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(freshman)

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(Thursday) 8:00 p.m.
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See Events page 10

�PAGE TEN

September 15, 1988

Let's Rock and Roll

December

Events
Continued from page 9

10th (Thursday) 8:00 p.m. -- Wilkes College Theater *
11th
(Friday)
8:00 p.m.
-- Wilkes College Theater *
by Tom Obrzut
12th (Saturday) 8:00 p.m. Beacon Staff Writer
-- Wilkes College Theater *
13th
(Sunday)
2:00 p.m Everybody loves rock 'n' roll. Recently, WYSP 94, Philadelphia's
-- Wilkes College Theater *
top classical rock station, released their list of the top 1000 rock songs.
Beginning this week The Beacon will list approximately 35 songs per
15th (Tuesday) 8:00 p.m. issue with intentions of reaching number one next May.
-Wilkes College, Jazz:
Bob
We will begin this week at number 1000.
Wilber, Director of Wilkes Jazz
Studies.
1000. I'm Happy Just To Dance With You/Beatles

999. Out Of Touch/Hall &amp; Oates
998. Synchronicity II/Police
997. Don't Look Back/Boston
996. Free Ride/Edgar Winter Group
995. Here Comes My Girl{fom Petty
994. Anytime At All/Beatles
993. Night They Drove Old Dixie Down/Joan Baez
992. I Just Want To Celebrate/Rare Earth
991. Isn't She Lovely/Stevie Wonder
990. Back In Time/Huey Lewis &amp; The News
989. Ain't Too Proud To Beg/fcmtations
988. Dancin' In The Streets/Mick Jagger &amp; David Bowie
987. Spirits In The Material World/Police
986. Shower The People/James Taylor
985. Misty Mountain Hop/Led Zeppelin
984. Couldn't Get It Right/Climax Blues Band
983. One Step Up/Bruce Springsteen
982. Deja Vu/Crosby Stills Nash &amp; Young
981. (I've Been) Searching So Long/Chicago
980. Badlands/Bruce Springsteen
979. Spooky/Classics IV
978. Another Saturday Night/Cat Stevens
977. Oye Come Va/Santana
976. Go Now/Moody Blues
975. Some Guys Have All The Luck/Rod Stewart
974. No Matter What/Badfinger
973. Swingtown/Steve Miller Band
972. Get Togethcr/Y oungbloods
971. Rock And Roll Band/Boston
970. Cruel To Be Kind/Nick Lowe
969. Sugar Mountain/Neil Young
968. Dangerous Type/Cars
967. Night They Drove Old Dixie Down/The Band
966. Story In Your Eyes/Moody Blues
965. She Came In Through The Bathroom Window/Joe Cocker
Notes: Led Zeppelin make their first appearance in the top 1000 at
#985 with "Misty Mountain Hop" off their highly successfull album, "Led
Zeppelin IV." The Beatles make their first two appearances on the chart
at #'s 1000 and 994. Boston, whose debut album "Boston" launched their
career in 1976 place at #'s 997 with the title track of their second album
"Don't Look Back" and at #971.

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8:00
-- Guitarist Bill Matthews.

p.m

22nd {Tuesday) 8:15 p.m.
-- Wilkes College Wind Ensemble.

1st (Thursday) 7:30 p.m. --Wilkes College Faculty Seminar.

of The Sordoni

9th
(Friday)
THRU
11th
(Sunday) 8 p.m. nightly --Ballet
Northeast Nutcracker *
16th
{Friday)
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18th
(Sunday) 8 p.m. nightly--Ballet
Northeast Nutcracker *

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The Sordoni Art Gallery, located on the fust level of Stark
Leaming Center, will have a full
slate of art collections on view
for the fall semester. Herc's
what's what:

THE BEACON IS LOOKING

ANYONE WILLING TOT

Anzalone sings a jok
by Lee Morrell
Beacon Editor
A new age is dawning for
the Wilkes College Programming
Board. New equipment, a bigger
budget, new members, better
acts, and bigger audiences have
made the Board increasingly opti. mistic about its future.
"In just two shows this past
weekend, we must have gotten
five extremely interested new
members; people who would be
with it until they graduate," said
Board Chairman Andrew Morrell.
The crowds have been bigger, also. The Friday night movie brought in almost two hundred
people while a packed SUB audience witnesse.d the musical comedy of Tom Anzalone.
Anzalone, who has been a
professional for eight years, did
an hour of mainly musical impressions. His talent is his exceptional guitar playing. Although
his voice impersonations were
far from perfect, his playing
more than made up for it. This

is not to say all of his
impersonations
weren't
on.
Most notable was his Bruce
Springsteen's A-B-C's.
Also
worth mentioning was his Bob
Dylan smgmg "Peter Cottontail;" Jack Nicholson sings Pink
Floyd; his Prince and Leon
Redbone
(the
Bud
guy)
impersonations;
and his Jerry
Lewis sings Michael Jackson's
"Billie Jean."
His show was mostly this
kind of zany musicaVcomcdy. In
fact, he opened his show with a
duet of guitar and trombone: the
guitar in his hands and the
trombone,
his
own
verbal
creation.
He also joked about
Johnny Cash, Elvis, Billy Joel,
Johnny Mathis, Guns and Roses
(the religious version is Nuns
and Moses), Phil Collins, INXS,
The Cure {the singer looks like
the disease) and Julio Iglesias
(translated, his name is Joe
English).
Anzalone's
opera
training
(he studied music and opera in
college) came in hal!,dY when he

did his interpretation
Who's
classic "rock
Tommy. He did "Pinball W
in three acts, opera style.
was possibly Anzalone's
moment in his show.
Anzalone's act was a
of great talent The only
side was that it seemed ~
he ran out of material very
ly. He was called up for an
peeled encore (thanks IO
enthusiastic crowd), but
performed requests on the gui
Not only did Anzalone
miere some new material on
stage, he made up several
jokes for future shows.
notable was his discovery
the end of the Guns and
song "Sweet Child o'
sounds like Julia Child.

of
rica and The
:bow many of you
Wilkes College i
own personal sho,
right, the "Wilk&lt;
has been practici
"depending 0 1
schedule, to use ,
, will premiere 1
onday, Septembc
n a week earli
tember 19.

ing

in

COOi'(

es Today," u
ege TV Club,
by Tom Nelson,
to the Wilkes
Department.
ub as something
all W ilkes stt
get their
publicized,'
pus know
over the ,

Nelson wan
e as a superstr
Today."'
Sine
entirely funded I
is open to any a
"th a desire to
ev1s1on
broadc
illingness to cc
to the task at
is necessary.
production 1
218, betwe&lt;
and 12:30
ursday.
oday" is still
but as the i
rience and

The Programming Board
dam ready to burst I hope l
in the valley for this flood.
Congratulations to N
Chairperson Kimberly Evans
her first show and to the rest
the Board for a show well dooo!

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September 15, 1988

ilkes Today
of Good
, America and The Today
but how many of you are a-

bl Wilkes College is put-

opera style.
Anzalone's
ow.
act was a
The only
seemed as
terial very
ed up for an
(thanks to
1wd), but
sts on the gui

M Anzalone
material on
up several
shows.
is discovery
Guns and R
hild o'
Child.

ilS own personal show?
's right, the "Wilkes Tohas been practicing all
and, "depending on the
· n schedule, to use a..Holtenn, will premiere no latMonday, September 26,
y open a week earlier, on
, September 19.
tioning in cooperation
"Wilkes Today," is the
College TV Club, which
by Tom Nelson, a re·uon to the Wilkes Com·ons Department.
Tom
the club as something of a
·1 for all Wilkes students,
they can get their views
, events publicized,'' and
the campus know what's
on all over the Wilkes
·1y.

ically, Nelson wants the
IO •serve as a superstructure

ilkes Today."' Since the
b is entirely funded by the
it is open to any and all
wilh a desire to learn
television
broadcasting
a willingness to commit
ves to the task at hand.
ricnce is necessary. Just ,
ii al the production studio,
in SLC 218, between the
of 12:00 and 12:30 Mongh Thursday.
ilkes Today" is still rath. ·uve, but as the particigain experience and confiNelson hopes to see the

show really improve upon itself. by Michele Broton
"Right now, all we can do is Beacon Feature Writer
send the students out and just let
them do it."
Pleasant laughter can be
"In the future, I want to heard reverberating throughout
really professionalize 'Wilkes To- the halls of Stark Learning Cenday,'" Nelson says. Presently, it ter's second floor as inspired
is necessary to "fill in" air space students file out of the classes of
with news from CNN and other Mr. Tom Nelson. Tom, as he
sources. But, if Nelson has his prefers to be called by his stuway, all the news, all the sports, dents, has captured the hearts and
and all the entertainment wilr minds of the video broadcasting
come directly from the Wilkes community- at Wilkes College.
College campus itself.
Nelson
After only two weeks of classees both the show and the TV ses, Nelson has established himClub as agents of Wilkes Col- self as an integral part of the
lege, promoting events and the Wilkes Communication Department. His students already deschool.
Wilkes Today, the brain- scribe him as "dynamic" and "suchild of Tom Nelson, is more perb."
than just a place to go and have
A bachelor of the arts in hisfun. It is an academic area de- tory, Nelson is proud of the fact
signed for serious study by seri- that ,he attended Boston College.
ous students. Anyone hoping to "That's college, not university. "
go into the broadcasting field He then went on to get his MS
would be well advised to partici- in radio, television, and film at
pate, since Wilkes Today is a . Syracuse University in 1979.
marvelous place to gain practical
Nelson gained his "handsexperience, both in talent and on" experience in television as a
technical areas. "You can be an weekend anchorman and reporter
anchor or the technical director," in Alpaso, Texas.
While that
to name a few of the opportuni- was his most prominent experience, Nelson has had various poties open to you.
By now, you're probably dy- sitions in the broadcast media.
ing to know when and where you
He gained teaching experican catch "Wilkes Today." Well, ence at Southwest State Univer"Wilkes Today" can be seen in sity in Marshall, Minnesota,
the Stark Lobby from 12-12:30 where he taught for 2 years.
Married for just one year,
every Monday through Thursday.
The enthusiasm found in Tom Nelson says that he likes it here
Nelson and all the students at Wilkes. He was looking for a
involved is amazing, and that is small, private, liberal arts colcertain to guarantee that "Wilkes lege, and that's just what he
Today" will be a tremendous sue- found at Wilkes.
cess.
While Nelson's background
is in television, he is not blind
to the danger it can present to

society.
He is aware of television's tendency to present pop
culture, and "when pop culture
starts to rule, it becomes a drug.
bringing about a decline in
society."
An
easygoing
professor
with innovating ideas, what
could be better?
Well, when
those qualities are combined with
the intelligence and charisma of
someone like Tom Nelson, you
can bet your last dollar that you
have a wmnmg cotpbination.
There is no doubt that Wilkes
has profited from Tom Nelson's
presence. We would like to welcome him and wish him a very
happy stay at Wilkes College.

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College today. Normally I would have had nine million trivia
knocking down my door to tell me the correct answer to last
questions. This week two people answered, neither of whom were
for the prize. First was Beacon Assitant Sports Editor Jim C
said "The White Sox vs. the Cubs, right?" WRONG! The only
who answered correctly was my Aunt Pearl, who told me ii
Yankees vs. the Mets. Congratulations Aunt Pearl.
It was a relatively slow week for sports. There were various
games, week two of the college -and professional football
successful defense of The Americas Cup, and the opening of
training camps. In baseball The American League witnessed ilS
game of the season with an eighteen inning, six hour and one
game.
In that game my man, Claudell "So-what
Hall-of-Fame-wants-it" Washington rapped his second game-win ·
run in the Yank's four game sweep of the Detroit Tigers.
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United States Tennis Association National Tennis Center in
Meadows, New York, the home of the U. S. Open, the final leg
"Grand Slam." After two weeks of hard playing it came down
finalists, two men and two women. For the men it was #I
Lendl and #2 seed Mats Wilander. In a record 4 hour and 54 min
Wilander beat Lendl to become the first man to win three of
events in a year since Jimmy Connors did it 13 years ago.
vjctory, Wilander becomes the first Swcde''fo claim the ATP#!
sinc_e the great Bjorn Borg. On the women's side, Steffi Graf made
as the first Grand Slam winner in 18 years. The Slam consists of
in the French, Australian, U.S. Opens, and Wimbledon. Grafbei
Gabriella Sabatini.
Question #1 Who was the last Swede to claim victory a1
Open?
Question #2 Who were the first Americans (man and woman
the Grand Slam, and in what year did they complete this task?
Good luck in fielding these questions. As usual we have
reward for trivial knowledge. You also get your name in the
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September 15, 1988

ikers hitting the road

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Rooters lose
home opener

men.
Doris Saracino and
volleyball team are
identity
Wilkes
indoors

lose their identity," says Coach
Saracino. "We want to keep our
Wilkes identity."
Coach Saracino says support
from the Wilkes students is
vital.
The only technically
home game will be played at
King's College, and this game is

Miller and Lora Rinehimer, all
seniors.
Also returning are
juniors Lynda Pluschau and Linda
Straface, and sophomore Jennifer
Catania.
There are eight fresh
faces on this year's squad,
including junior Lori Trombetta
and seven freshmen.
The

by Andy Renner
Beacon Sports Writer
Wilkes' men's soccer held
its home opener this past
Saturday against Messiah, which
is
ranked
fifth
in
the
Pennsylvania-New Jersey Region. Messiah did not make the
home opener a good one for the
Colonels. Wilkes played tough,
but came up on the wrong end of
a 4-0 score.
The Falcons struck quickly
by scoring two goals within the
first 15 minutes. The Colonels

came out in the second half
playing well but another quick
goal by Messiah slowed any
kind of comeback that may have
ensued.
The
team
traveled
to
Scranton on Tuesday to take on
the the Univer~ity of Scranton
Royals.
The Colonels will be
home again this Saturday, September 17 against Upsala. Game
time is set for 11:00 a'.m. Don't
forget this weekend is Parent's
Weekend so bring Mom and Dad
out to the game to cheer on the
Colonels.

!ting experie
and reality.
me in good fi
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Dies.

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Volleyball tri-captains; Lora Rinehimer, Lisa Kravitz, and Debbie Miller •
, it is the only team
by the construction of
Sports and Conference
The problem: no gym,
games, no home court
The team practices
11 LCCC, and all its
away games.
No
, no home team
e team hopes the
true.
to

senior Dede Palin.
it does not have the
five members to score
it is automatically 0-8
am. "Dede will basicrun,,ing to gear up for
Atlantic Conference
·ps; said McGuire.
Colonels' home course
Park which McGuire
a fast course and should
die freshmen to have
times. On September
will be the visiting
Ibey lake on rival King's
I Kirby Park.
MAC Championships
place on Saturday,
5. There is a team as
11 individual championne ~ six finishers have
to qualify for the

an important one.
"We really freshmen are Nicole Mushett, a
need the Wilkes kids to come 5'9" hitter from Ridgefield, CT,
down to King's and support us."
Kathleen Monahan, a backrow
The Lady Colonels will try defensive player from Rutherford,
to improve upon last year's NJ, Jodi McNeal, Amy , Wells,
record of 8-21. The team only Allison Zier, and Mary Jo
lost two players to graduation: Babiowski.
setters Mary Theresa Ayres and
Wilkes' sole home game
Carolyn
Ciccarino.
Coach will be played against Scranton j
Saracino has six letterwomen on September 21 at King's I Sean.Lockhead looks to pass the ball off to Doug Albertson.
returning, including Captain Lisa _:C::o:.ll=e~ge:.:'s:..:S=can=dl:.:o::::n:..G::.ym~.:.:nas=iu=m:.::.:.....--!lc....._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __

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Co-ca tains Debbie

McGuire is still optimistic. "We
have a dedicated bunch of guys
They could get discouraged ve
easily.
Early season workou
have been going good.
Th·
year's team has some people wh
are capable of becoming stron
runners in the conference. If we
run up to our potential we could
have a good season."
This past weekend the
Colonels traveled to Lebanon
Valley
to compete in an
invitational. . Although · they did
not fair as well as they would
have liked,
expectations are
still high.
"Even though we
fmished down in the standings
I'm pleased with the way we
ran," said McGuire. "We have a
good idea of where we have to
improve. I think they can win
some races this season if they
keep up the pace in wt,ich they
are working at now."

Mixed results for volleyballers
By Lisa Miller
Sports Editor

The
Wilkes
College
women's volleyball team opened
its
1988 season this past
weekend with two tournaments.
On Saturday the Lady Colonels
traveled to Philadelphia to compete in the Haverford Tournament.
On Sunday the team
competed in the Luzerne County
Recreation Department Volleyball Tournament and for the fifth
time in seven years were the
victors of the Commissioner's
Cup.
The Haverford Tournament
did not go as Coach Doris
Saracino and her team would
have hoped. The Lady Colonels
were shut out in all five matches.
Wilkes went down to Amherst 515, 3-15; Moravian 4-15, 3-15;
Delaware State 13-15, 10-15;

Wilmington College 8-15, 4-15; nine assists.
and host Haverford 1-15, 4-15.
Saturday, September 17 the
Even though things did not Lady Colonels travel to Upsala
go as they had wished on Sat- to take on Upsala and Johns
urday, the Lady Colonels re- Hopkins. On September 21 they
bounded on Sunday to defeat meet Scranton which is techcross-town rivals King's College nically a home game but which
and College Misericordia.
will be played at King's at 7:00
Wilkes defeated the Lady p.m.
The team would greatly
Monarchs of King's College in appreciate
fan
support
at
the first game {15-7, 15-10). this game.
The Lady Colonels then downed
the Lady Cougars of College ~ - - - - - - - - - - - - ,
Misericordia (15-9, 8-15, 15-7).
The Lady Colonels were
aided in their victories by key
plays from freshman Nicole
Mushett who served up five aces
and
senior
tri-captain
Lisa
Kravitz who had two aces.
Senior tri-captains Debbie Miller
and Lora Rinehimer also contributed to the team greatly. Miller
had 23 digs and Rinehimer had 1--_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __.

Good

Luck

Colonels

�PAGE FOURTEEN

September 15, 1988

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THE LOCKER ROOM
Was he really trying suicide? Only he knows, but the guess
here is no.
Hopefully, he will work out any tangible marital
problems before someone gets hurt, either physically or
emotionally.
I contacted a friend, Elmer Smith, the award-winning boxingwriter-tumed-sports-columnist of the Philadelphia Daily News , for
his views of the situation. He, like others, is undecided.
"Where there's smoke, .there's fire," Smith said, referring to
the alleged, suicide attempt.
"He's hard to read.
He's very
emotional. When you're around him, he's subdued, but you can see
the emotions under the surface.
"He's much like Ali in the sense that he's only happy in his
world (the ring). Tyson is so young, you'd expect instability."
Would Cus D'Amato, were he alive, have been able to guide ,
Tyson? "Maybe for a while longer," Smith said, "but he wouldn't
have made much of a difference.
"Tyson's a powder keg. I think something [tragic] is going
to happen to him."
Between the ropes, "Iron Mike" is as solid as the substance in
his nickname.
Sadly, other aspects of his life are much more
malleable.

by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor
The dichotomies of a celebrity are especially vivid.
Mike Tyson' ihe boxer. approaches the realm of invincibility.
Mike Tyson the . man exists much closer to vulnerability.
Hardship is indiscriminate. It cares not if one is the heavyweight
champion of the world.
The creature of controversy has been a continual bedfellow of
Tyson during his short fighting career. The most recent bizarre
incident to plague the twenty-two year-old was on Sunday,
September 4, when he crashed his wife's BMW into tree, knocking
himself unconscious for twenty minutes.
On Wednesday, September 7, The New York Daily News ran
an exclusive claiming Tyson had attempted suicide with the crash.
It also portrayed him as a wife-beater and a patient of New York
psychiatrist Henry L. McCurtis.
Columnist Mike McAlary? ~he
author of the piece who claimed individuals close to the champ10n
as his sources, also contended that Tyson has been the victim of a
chemical imbalance in his brain that causes violent behavior since
childhood. One incident related by McAlary has Tyson smacking
his wife, Robin Givens, and professional tennis player Lori
McNeil, a guest of the couple, during a summer vacation at
Paradise Island.
McAlary also revealed that Tyson took medication as a child to alleviate this problem but quit the treatment
when he began boxing. The story even included Tyson's supposed
threat to Givens to try suicide again.
·
In television interviews, McAlary said he personally felt the
crash was not a true death try, but rather a cry for help.
The day after the story was published, Tyson laughed it off.
"They're trying to make a freak show out of my life," he said.
"Nobody has more, better reasons to live than I do. I have way
too much butt to kick in the ring to try to kill myself out of the
ring." He also denied the allegations of wife abuse and psychiatric
help and whisked off to the Soviet Union with his Mrs. Spaseba,
glasnost.
Tyson also postponed his October 22 bout with Frank Bruno
due to a concussion suffered in the auto accident. He said he hopes
to fight in two months. Hang in there, Frank. Mike will thrash
you soon enough.
When a man is bigger than life, his actions are often the
victim of exaggeration. Tyson had a previous auto accident in
New York City and tried to give the uncooperative Bentley to a
pair of the city's finest. Heck, maybe the guy can't drive. He also
participated in a late August, late-night (sans David Letterman)
fisticuff with Mitch "Blood" Green, an accident waiting to happen,
in Harlem. But the champ was clearly not the aggressor, and
Green paid for his tomfoolery in blood. Heh-heh.
"Kid Dynamite" does have a short fuse. I covered three of his
bouts (vs. Biggs, Holmes, and Spinks) in Atlantic City for the
Ocean City (NJ) Sentinel-ledger, and during those occasions when
I observed or spoke with him, he was almost schizophrenic. One
moment , he would be as happy as a lark. The next, he would be
irate and snap off bitingly. The childlike appeal of one instance
would give way to graphic obscenities at post-fight press
conferences. He would often sleep through pre-fight conferences.
At first, these routines were cute, a sign of immaturity. After a
while, they looked to be something more long-reaching than
youth.
You know the expression "walk a mile in a man's shoes". No
one envies Mike Tyson's upbringing. We humans are animals of
habit, and Tyson learned many animalistic habits on the sn:eets of
Brownsville, Brooklyn.
Guidance is an important factor m personal ity development, and all semblances of direction in Tys~n•s
life are in the grave: his mother, Loma; his trainer and guardian,
Cus D'Amato; his fatherly co-manager, Jimmy Jacobs.
:, ome would say that these are just irrational acts by a man of
the same adjective. To be a boxer, one must have some degree of
irrationality, or as opponents of the sport would contend,
insanity. Tyson seems to have trouble defining his environment,
decid.ing whether he is fighting or just plain living.
Reports speculate that Tyson is 1Jncomfortable with his
succe,s. It is well-known that he stay£ close to his Brooklyn

Gordon's
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Beacon Feature Editor

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This , week's column will cover some topics that didn't get
at SAN DIEGO
their own story. The first topic is the women's volleyball team.
So you think you had a bad week. Well you should have been
on the women's volleyball team last week. Everything seemed to
N.Y. GIANTS
go wrong for them, but in a funny sort of way. A short humorous
at DALLAS
look at two of the Lady Colonels' practices:
Tuesday afternoon Coach Doris Saracino locked the keys in i
L.A. RAMS
her car. "Sure," you say, "everyone has done that before. No big
at L.A. RAIDERS
deal." But it gets better.
Wednesday, the freshmen went to have their physicals but the §
ATLANTA
doctor was called away on an emergency. Ok, that's still no bigi
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at SAN FRANCISCO
deal. Since the team has no gym of its own to practice in they
have to travel to L.C.C.C.
Well on this particular afternoon the
team met behind the Student Center Lo take the vans to L.C.C.C.
Guess what. No vans were in sight. This meant it was carpool
INDIANAPOLIS
time; one problem with this, though, was that there were only
at CLEVELAND
two vehicles available -- both compact cars. Eleven people and
two cars means extremely cramped conditions. A ten-minute ride
GUESS RECORD
feels like an eternity when you are cramped into a car with fiv,$!
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other people. Did I mention that each car's normal capacity is §
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four people?
It definitely seems as though this is going to be a long ! - - - - - - - -season for the Lady Colonels, but one that will be filled with
Saturday, Sept.
many memories for them to keep forever. I wish Coach Saracino
1988
and the Volleyball team much success this fall and congratulate
WILKES
them on their victory in the Luzerne County Recreation Board
vs
volleyball tournament.
Albright
Next on the agenda is the women's soccer team.
These
Football Will
wome~ played their hear!:, out in Saturday's game even though
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they came up on the short end of the score. The team is very low
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to play the entire game. So any women out there looking for
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something to do ought to head on over to Ralston Field Monday §
throug h Friday from 3:30-5:30 p.m. No experience is needed; the ~
Remember , It'
only requirement is the desire to be part of the team.
Paren ts ' Day
An update on a former Colonel basketball player: Jeff Steeber
Ra l s ton Field
will be accompanying the Washington Generals and the Harlem
Globetrotters on their Southeast Asia Tour in October. Steeber

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, sunny afternoon it
10 be a victorious one
Wilkes field hockey
Lady Colonels took
College in their home

as Martina Jetrosky
ball to Kelly Wandel.
was then deflected into
Sue Barr. The Lady
were then up 1-0.
defensive plays were
by freshmen
Sue
, Lindsey Krivenko
Donna Cressman.
the half was winding
es scored its second
play made by Wandel.

some fine defensive
Dawn Smith, Tony
Alisa Geller, Tara
freshman goalie Gail
·vely,
forwards
Beaman, Jennifer Gluc,
Huber, and Khiet Huynh

The Lady Colonels in action against Wells on Saturday.
gave their best shot, in moving
the ball upfield despite not
adding to the score as it
remained at 2-0.
The team wishes to thank

Colonel Bob and all the fans for
their support on Saturday. The
Lady Colonels will be home on
Thursday, September 15 at 4:00
p.m. and again on Saturday, _

September 17.
Thursday's
ponent is East Stroudsburg
on Saturday they will
Albright.
Game time for
urday is 11:00 a.m.

upand
meet
Sat-

Parent's Day Athletic
Schedule
Men's Soccer vs Upsala
11:00
Field Hockey vs
Albright 11:00
Football vs Albright
1:00

Tough loss for Coach Miller
by Suzanne Payne
Beacon Sports Writer

IALLAS
.RAMS
,.A. RAIDERS

l sunny afternoon last

die Wilkes~Barre BreakClub opened their fall
with a 14-6 victory over
'versity of Scranton

Despite improving efforts,
the women's soccer team dropped
its home opener to Swarthmore
11-0 on Saturday.
Injuries are hindering the
development of the team.
Because of these injuries Head
Coach Kathy Miller and newly
acquired Assistant Coach John
Purcell have had an empty bench
with all women playing the
entire game.
Center
forewards
Jonine
Petras and Dawn Hosler were key
players. Petras turned in many
exceptional offensive as well as
defensive plays. Hosler, who
played with a shoulder injury,
will be a scoring force for the
Colonels in the future.
On defense Kathy Malloy
and Deb Erdner connected with
the ball to upset many of the
opposition's scoring drives.
Each person on the team
gave
significant
contributions

Breakers were lead by
of
Uege. Phelan scored all
Wilkes-Barre's tries in
.fdlcd match. From the
tickoff until half-time,
•:; were plagued by
Kathy Malloy waits to receive a pass from Wendi Harvey.
ard play and poor
11S5ing.
warm weather and
and although fatigue set in they come.
Practice is at Ralston 2045.
to produce the ball
allowed no goals for the last Field from 3:30-5:30 p.m. MonThe team travels this weekteam morale to be low
twenty minutes of the game.
day through Friday. If you have end for a two-game road trip to
the first half and the
Anyone women wishing to any questions or conflicts call
play Western Marlyand on Friday
our flat play," said
play soccer are ~xtremely w"el- Suzanne at 829-9906 or ext.
and Gettysburg on Saturday.
Sweigert
L-------------------------------------------=---=-------got on the board score before the first half ended down the Scranton passing at- session of the ball more oflen physical match.
Richie Owens
scrum half Dougie when Mark Phelan rumbled into tack in the second half. Strong and lengthen the Breakers lead. and Jeff Walsh turned in hearty
up a loose ball and the try zone for his first score of play by Nick Mattiolli, Harold Mark Phelan scored two more performances for the Breakers.
1wenty meters for the the afternoon.
The conversion Phillips, and Andy Harris kept · Limes in the second half to
The Breakers will take on
conversion kick was was good and at halftime the Scranton off the board for the complete his "hat trick" and York this Saturday afternoon in
lhe Norsemen jumped score was even at 6-6.
remainder of the game.
made the final score 14-6.
their first Union match of the
6-0 lead.
The Wilkes-Barre backline
The tough backline play
The B-side played to a season. Game time is scheduled
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Positions Are Open
On The Wilkes Women
Varsity Soccer Team.
No Experience
necessary.
(It Counts as a Gym
Credit)
Practices are
Mon.-Fri. 3:30-5:30
at Ralston Field.
Most Games are
Scheduled for
Saturdays.
Contact Suzanne at
829-9906 or Wendi
829-3396 for Further
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September 15, 1988

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Vol. XLI

18766

No. 2

Cortland crushes Colonels, 37-0
by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor

.,..

A popular sports cliche
contends that any team can beat
another on a given day.
One
would have had a hard time
convincing the Wilkes Colonels
football team that it could have
defeated any squad last Saturday
after being squashed by Cortland
State, 37-0, in Cortland, New
York in front of 4,125 satisfied
Red Dragons fans at Davis field.
"We didn't execute offensively or defensively," said head
coach Bill Unsworth. "Cortland
didn't surprise us. They didn't do
anything that we didn't expect
them to do."
The Red Dragons took the
opening · kickoff and drove 73
yards in just four plays to take a
7-0 lead. The score came on a
21-yard touchdown pass from
uarterback Rich Keefer 18-34

270 yards, two touchdowns) to
junior wide receiver Greg Sirico.
The drive was highlighted by a
41-yard run by fullback Gareth
Grayson, who finished with 126
yards on 18 carries.
The Colonels, who managed
only one first down (by penalty)
in the opening half and six in
the game, couldn't move the
sticks and punted to Cortland.
Keefer led the offense to
paydirt again with a 12-play, 71yard drive. He ran one yard for
the score and a 14-0 lead. Two
big plays, a 33-yard screen to
Grayson and a 15-yard toss to
flanker Dave Falco after a
penalty had moved the Dragons
backwards, illustrated the disturbing tendency of the Colonels'
defense to allow long gainers,
especially on screens.
After another . three downs
and out for the Wilkes offense,
Keefer found Falco all alone in
the Colonel '
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yard scoring strike.
The
Colonels found themselves down
21-0 in the first quarter.
It
wasn't a classic way to open the
s~ason.
"On the third tou\:hdown,"
said Unsworth, "the cornerback
was supposed to be in a threedeep zone. He covered a short
receiver and didn't cover his
zone. On the screen passes, we
had people in the right positions
but they didn't do what they were
supposed to do.
"We had three mental
lapses on defense that caused
three touchdowns.
In fact, on
those three big plays they had in
the first half, we were in the
defense we wanted to be in to in
to stop those plays. There was
just a total lack of execution."
After a blitzkrieg like that,
were the Colonels still in a
position to win the contest?
"We knew that they were going
m try to strike quick because
they have a lot of offensive
weapons," said Unsworth. "We
thought if we could weather that
quick strike we'd be okay, and
for a while, we settled down at
21-0, but then we just went back
and made more mistakes."
One mistake came in the
form of a fumble by Colonel quarterback Sean Meagley at his own
ten-yard line just before halftime.
The Wilkes defense held, but the
Red Dragons converted the faux
paus into a 24-yard field goal for
a 31-0 margin. Earlier in the
second quarter, Cortland had
scored on a 13-yard run by
Grayson to cap a 12-play, 69yard drive, which included a
spectacular
23-yard,
brokentackle scamper by tailback Eric
Love.

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The only score of the
second half came on another big
play: _a 59-yard touchdown saunter by second-string fullback Nick
Amodio.
On the day, the
Cortland offense rolled up 520
total yards.
The Wilkes offense sputtered
all afternoon, managing only 40
rushing yards in 25 attempts.
Signal-caller Sean Meagley (824, 70 yards, 1 interception) was
the victim of a shaky line and at
least five dropped passes. His
un canny mobility limited the
Cortland defense to one sack, but
the
opportunities
for
plenty
more were there. Tom Musto (25, 17 yards) saw fourth quarter
action.
Wide receiver Mike
Harrison was the only offe:1sive
standout, with three receptions
for twenty-five yard-;.
Punter
Phil Voss punted ten times for a
decent 34.5 yard average.
The offensive line was also
ineffective at pass protection in
the scrimmage against Trenton
State.
What's wrong?
"There
were individual breakdowns, people just not executing their
assignments,"
commented
Unsworth.
"That's a veteran
line. They all started last year,
and they're all better than that.
"The same thing with the
wingbacks as far as blocking and
catching the ball. They're better
than that."
Left guard and tri-captain
Jim Byrne agreed.
"One guy
would break down on every play.
Every unit, the line, receivers,
the backs and quarterbacks, had
its problems. A lot of it had to
do with it being the first game.
We weren't putting it all together," he said.

"Offensively, we
own worst enemy,'
Unsworth. "Every time
something going, v..;'d
penalty
or
f
something."
ten penalties for 93
Cortland committed ·
for 100 yards in the ·
marred battle.
Defensively, g ·
age breakdowns occ
after producing a sc
44 sacks last
Colonels recorded noo:
Cortland. -Another p
the inability to finish
which led to the su
huge chunks of yar
backer Joe Daches
defenders with 11 tackles.
What positive
be drawn from the
"People are going to
look at themselves and
better football player
a better athlete than
shown.'
Some
have been talcing
things for granted, and
know that they're not
be able to do tha~
Unsworlh.
The Col
Albright in the home
Atlantic Conference
Saturday at 1:30 p.m. •
Field.

lice," he said. "l
what else to tell you."
It was that kind of
the Colonels.

Cross Country '88

Small numbers, big hoj&gt;es
by Ray Ott
Beacon Sports Writer

year's first - Colonel o( the
Wandel, a junior from Dallas, PA.
captain, had a goal and an a~ist in the field hockey
team's 2-0 victory over Wells last Saturday.
she led the team in scoring with
4 assists.
She played high school fie-Id
ockey for the Lake Lehman Black Knights.

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It is a very demanding sport
both physically and mentally,
and this year with only six men
and one woman, the Wilkes
College cross country team will
have its work cut out for it.
"The key to cross country is
a top runner. You need someone
who has a chance of winning the

race.
Having only six guys
makes it tough. If someone is
injured the team is in trouble,"
said former runner and secondyear head coach Tom McGuire.
In cross country you need
five runners to score, anything
less than that counts as an
automatic team loss. "We were
hoping for more runners, but
some of the people we planned
on decided not to come back."

said McGuire.
include senior cap
Lane, junior John
sophomore
McGuire has
three promising
Cresko, Mike Fon·
Scott Mann.
The women's t

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Saturday, September
College welcomed the p;
student body. Though
· y day, approximately o
parents and students ,
function , intended as '
rtunity for interaction c
administration with pa
described by Dr; Christe
th, Wilkes College Presi
also said that this event i
· e of sharing between ou
• families and the Wilke:
ily."
·vities for the day began al
the Center for the PerformCPA) where those in attenned to various speakers.
pc-Groh, Dean of Student
ve the opening remarks.
mllowed by President Breiseth spoke with pride of

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WILKES
COLLEGE

Wilkes-Barre, PA

18766

.•. Serving Wilkes College since 1947

Defensively.
~e breakdowns
fter producing
4 sacks

Tutwiler receives
fellowship

1e inability to
1hich led to
uge chunks of
acker Joe
efenders with 11
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People are
)Ok at them
,etter footbal
better athl
hown.'
1ave been
hings for gran
mow that they
le able
to
lJnsworth.
Albright in the
Atlantic Conti
Saturday at 1:30
Field.
Free-safety
Mark Habeeb w
Colonels can
"Work a little
lice," he said
what else to tell
It was that
the Colonels.

hope
include senior
Lane, junior
sophomore
McGuire has
Lhrce promising
Cresko, Mike
Scou Mann.
The

September 22, 1988

reiseth speaks with parents and students on Parents' Day.

kes welcomes parents
y, September 17,
e welcomed the parent body. Though it
dily, approximately one
IS and students attion, intended as "a
ity for interaction of
inistration with par.bed by Dr. ChristoWilkes College Presisaid that this event is
of sharing between our
· ies and the Wilkes

) where those in attenlO various speakers.
roh, Dean of Student
die opening remarks.
by President Brespoke with pride of
ning at the college

including the new dorms and the
possibility of Wilkes' becoming a
university.
After the welcoming oraLions,
President Breiseth and Dean Lampe
conversed with parents during a reception. Breiseth said, "Parents pick
up the extraordinary good feeling on
campus. They know their kids made
a good choice. You can see the pride
in the sports, the Beacon, and in the
clubs. Even outside viewers see the
same thing."
Dolores Rollman, moLhcr of
freshman Sharon Rollman, felt that
the school was "just a wonderful
place, but I can't afford her phone
calls."
Upon leaving the CPA, the
parents travelled Lo the picnic and
sporting events at Raison Field.
Many people had to wait in line for
food during a rainstorm, but guests
were protected by tents erected especially for the occasion.
Basically everyone was posi-

tive about the predicament. Henry
Mabb, father of freshman Mark
Mabb, said, "It was disorganized
because of the weather siLuation, but
with the tents everything seemed
fine. I think they did a good job."
"Under the tents makes it
cozy," Carla Alfano, freshman, remarked. "It's a cozy family selling."
"We were sorry about the
weather, but everyone was patient,"
said Paul Adams, Associate Dean for
Student Affairs. "We appreciate
that" Dean Lampe also commented
that "It has been very successful
under the worst conditions. Parents
took it in good nature."
All through the day parents,
students, and members of the College family were treated to different
sporting events. Football, soccer,
field hockey, and rowing trials were
watched by very enthusiastic audiences.

See Wilkes page 3

Dr. Richard N. Tutwiler, assistant professor of sociology and
anthropology at Wilkes College, will
be working as a visiting scientist at
the International Center for Agricultural Research in the Dry Areas
(!CARDA), one of only 13 international research centers established by
the United Nations in the 1970's.
The two-year Social Science Fellowship in Agriculture was awarded by
the Rockefeller Foundation.
Specifically, Tutwiler will be
part of a multi-disciplinary team
which will research better methods
of farming in dry areas such as Syria,
Morocco, Algeria, and Tunisia.
"We will be addressing development problems through better
production for small farmers in these
countries. In most of these areas,
90% of the farming is done by one
household unit with the average farm
consisting of 25 acres. Our research
is designed to help these farmers get
more for their efforts," said Tutwiler.

The team will work to identify
·constraints on increasing productivity and income faced by small farmers in the Middle East and North
Africa. The team's various methods
will include improving seed varieties
through plant breeding and increasing soil fertility.
"This is a very exciting project. I have been involved with agriculture for some time, but never as a
member of this kind of an international team. In the past I have worked
mostly in planning and design rather
than implementation," Tutwiler said.
The Rockefeller Fellowships
in Agriculture are part of a competitive program which offers opportunities for young North American social
scientists to conduct collaborative
research in agriculture or population
studies at foreign institutions. The
program provides for the appointment of ten fellowships each year at
the international agricultural institutes based in developing countries.

Campaign nears
goal
A 35 day period in which the
Wilkes College Capital Campaign,
WILKES
TOMORROW, raised
over $432,000 has brought their
overall total to more than $12 million. This signifies that more than
two-thirds of the campaign's goal
has been reached. WILKES TOMORROW is a five year plan which
concludes in 1990 and has a goal of
$18 million.
According to Thomas B.
Hadzor, Executive Director of Development at Wilkes, the campaign
is now beginning its regional phase
and entering, that phase·,with two- ,

thirds of the goal already raised is a
good sign.
"The response we received in
August is very encouraging as we
enter the Regional Campaign phase
of WILKES TOMORROW. This
support is an indication that the
strong enthusiasm our volunteers
and supporters had at the beginning
of the campaign is as strong as ever,"
said Hadzor.
The funds will be used for
capital purposes such as financing
the new Sports and Conference Cen-

See Campaign page 4

�PAGETWO

Editorial

. And, it looks
.good on
your
,,,
resume
• •

Is Student Government the powerful student organization it
should be, or is it just a breeding ground for resume-filler
hungry big shots? This is the question that has been bothering
me for quite some time now. In Il1Y two-plus years on this
campus, Student Govemment--with the exception of a handful
of hardworking souls--has been the latter. These hard workers
carry the load for what seems to be an invisible student
leadership organization.
This heightening feeling of abandonment was raised to a
new level because of an incident that probably happened to
more than one person on this campus last week. In th.e very
near future we will have elections for Student Government
vacancies. The criterion for attaining a post involves the task
of obtaining a specific number of signatures from classmates.
This task has the tendency to get obnoxious.
As I was walking across campus with a friend we were
approached by a well dressed student and a friend who asked
me if! was a senior. I replied "no" but my friend indicated that
she was. He immedi ately went into his ''I'm-running-for-SGoffice-and-will-you-sign-my-sheet" spiel with accompanying
polished smile. While my friend was signing--who could turn
down that polished smile--! innocently asked him what his
platform was: "What are you going to do for your class," I
asked.
After seeing his polished smile darken, he stared at the
ground with a dumbfounded look on his face for a few
seconds. After this momentary pause, he once again flashed
that winning smile and replied "More than the person who has
the job now!" He laughed and congratulated himself for his
. wit (the job he is seeking is vacant). His friend, who had up
until now remained silent, followed this up with "who the ---- ·
cares, anyhow?"
Believe it or not, I do. And you should too. These are
students we elect to represent us and get something done for
the school and for our class. Elections will be held in the very
near future to choose the best candidate, I hope you will.
With the prevailing attitude, .who knows what work will
get done and whose resumes will look good. I hope this is a
trend that changes in the future. We deserve better.

1lll

I Letters

Thanks and good luck
Dear Editor:
Upon entering "the great rat
race," I pause to wish my friends
from Wilkes College the best of luck
in their classes, careers and lives.
Thank you for being there when I
needed a pal., I will miss you a lot!
Though The Beacon has had
moments of conflict and controversy, it continues to grow each
year with the College. I believe that
most hard news stories have been
kept as unbiased as possible within

ong, w
omen's
Ethics".
ring mo

One man's view ...

'

Evening shot of Bourbo

at4p.m i
. Ani1
Dr. Tm

eswim
by Tony Veatch
Beacon Columnist

On a dark and stormy summer
night I departed my palacial Pickering abode with my trustworthy
houseboy Thad and dove into the
sickly depths of the ashpalt jungle.
While my manservant suggested we
hangout at the Wilkes College
nurse's office and proposition any
girl purchasing an unusual amount of
condoms, I decided to persue female
companion.ship in a more civilized
manner. Hence, we headed for the
Bourbon Street Lounge.
The lounge rested between an
inscence scented opium den and the
local chapter of the Kiwanis Club.
Elated citizens commuted hazily
between one establishment and the
other. After some minutes of deliberation, we decided on the Lounge.
As I entered, my body reverberated
I
.
to the stimulating tunes of Slim
Whitman eminating from .the jukeI ..
box. Thad, my houseboy and lint
·- - - - - - - - - -- - - - - = - - - - - - - - - - - - - • b r u s h e r , hastily found us a table in the
Tiru® IB.l®~©@lfil
comer.. It was at that point that I was
able to get a look at this squalid
VOL. XLI No. 3 September 22, 1988
comer of the Wilkes-Bare underEditor-in-chief. ... ..................................... ............ Lee Scott Morrell
world.
News Editor .... ...... ................................................. Barbara Jamelli
While Thad circulated around
Feature Editors ........................................................ Wendi Harvey
the spacious floor, I focused on the
.................................................. John T . Gordon
stage.
As the strobe lights
Sports Editor. .. ........................ ... ................................. Lisa Miller
fragmented the images entering my
Assistant Sports Editor ... .. ......................... ... .................... Jim Clark
stimulated brain, I saw the two house
Photography Editor. ............ ..................................... Donna Yedlock
dancers,
women of an age no more
Copy Editors ....................... .. .........................Wendy Rosencrance
than
sixteen,
sporting enormous
· ............... , ................ .. ...................... Eddie Lupico
breasts and tattoos of their favorite
Advertising Manager ............................................... Kathy L. Harris
country singers on their thighs. After
Business and Distribution Manager .... ........................... .. .Tom Obrzut
persistant begging, they helped an
Staff Writer ............ ... ................................................... B. Bovine
Adviser ................... .. ... .................... ..................... Mr. Tom Bigler
already unclothed senior citizen up
Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Kim Evans, Dave Serino, Oscar on to the stage, and commenced a
ritual of mummifying him in floral
B. Smith, Craig Cooper, Cheryl Sou, Andrew Morrell, Andy Renner, Ray
Ott, Michele Broton, Tony Veatch, Suzanne Payne
print tissue paper. He whistled his
favorite tune while his wife took low
Contributing Photographers: Ian Taggart, Lisa Miller and Wendi
angle shots with an instant camera.
Harvey
Published Thursdays during the fall and spring semesters excepting Though vaguely interested, I turned
scheduled breaks, finals weeks and vacation periods. All views expressed my attention to the audience.
are those of the individual writer and not of the publication or the
Just as I noticed two large men
College. Names may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters
way up front, the waitress made her
to the editor must bc"signed to insure validity. The paper is printed each
way to my table. She was a tall,
week by the Pittston Dispatch, Pittston, PA.

newspaper you are now
Information, opinions,
ideas, and feelings all may
pressed in print to the very
with whom you are in
admiration. By exposing
viewpoints to the campus•
alumni, administration, fac
and especially students can
communication lines open
to solve problems before
come too large to handle.
in the upcoming year!

the limits of deadlines and the meager staff (of last year) and that they
will continue to be current and reasonably accurate.
I wish the best of luck to the
presentBeacon staff and, as an alumnus, I encourage all students to contribute stories and information to The
Beacon to make your school
newspaper the best that it can be.
As one can plainly see from
the past issue(s), the news section is
hurting for gutsy and ambitious writers. A simple letter to the Editor,
creative story, or sports exclusive
can greatly enhance the quality of the

She was sufficiently occ ·
Thad though, who was
wildly in her grips.
Finally, I could con
the two men in the front
a pair of blubbery sumo
bowing delicately at the
almost totally encased in .
stage. They were obviou~ly
their table was full of empty
glasses and their soiled !oil
were pulled high above their
They chanted name brands
tronic goods in high, squ
while jovially munching on
crackers. They had not ye~
local vernacular, been hit
After a few wate
drinks and dramatically u
fol approaches on available
I implored the foggy eyed
the Orange Hornet, a st
vintage Volkswagen m
which has seen combat in
and pick me up in the alley.
On the arm of his 0rien
he sauntered into the
while I used the restroom. In
bathroom, I found an !tar
type sporting a name tag
word Chris on it. He was
uncomfortably on top of a

slinky woman clad in crotchless
designer jeans and a tube top in the
precise shade of passion fruit. I was
enchanted as the words poetically
streamed from her cracked friction
burnt lips. "What'II it be, Mac?", she
asked, staring spellbound into my
dilated pupils. I had nothing to lose
so I tried out my best line.
"Hi, I'm Tony."
She stepped back in repulsion
and cried out, "Don't get fresh with
me, you septic scum merchant from
hell." She released an ear shattering
howl and hurried into the back room.
Well, you win some you lose some.
As I turned my focus on the two
large men in thefront,InoticedThad, ·
my houseboy and handyman. He was
calmly sitting on the lap of a sweaty,
overweight woman at the bar, holding a fruity, whipped drink in one
hand and a portion of her thigh in the
other. Her smile was familiar,
though, and I dug her face out of my
hazy memory. She was at the party at
Weiss Hall last week. A Chinese
lady of the night who would do
unimaginable things with an eggroll
for a paltry sum of money. Remembering how I scarred her for life with
a bottle of pungent soy sauce at that
party, I decided to keep my distance.

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PAGE1HREE

September 22, 1988

men's Caucus Mac
nsors speaker shortage
expected
soon

Wilkes College Faculty
Caucus, a new group of
women faculty n'lembers,
ed a guest lecturer as its
event. The lecturer, Dr.
Tong, will speak on the
"Women's Issues and ReElhics". The event is
bring more awareness of
mucs as well as the caucus
isto be held on Thursday,
,at4p.m in the Center for
Arts. An informal discusDr. Tong addressing
· ucswillbeheldimmedilhe lecture, from 2-3
lhe Annette Evans Alumni
Areception after the lecture
yplanned.
.Tong is the Chairperson of
phy Department at Wilge in Massachusetts and
much of her time to
studies, including the topic
for the Wilkes lecture. She
ed several books and arwomen 's issues, including
that are forthcoming:

· ntoContemporaryFemi111 and Reproductive and
Technology . and Women,
llrtLaw, which was used as
text for a Women and the
iaught here in the spring

from page l
ms took their families
the school. Parents were
the dorms, take a stroll

of 1987.
She has also done extensive
lecturing on such topics as reproductive and genetic technologies , sex
discrimination, and pornography.
Dr. Tong was also one of few speakers chosen each year by the Smithsonian Instititute to participate in a
series of lectures on significant public policy issues. Her lecture was on
women, pornography, and the law.
The Faculty Women's Caucus discusses and addresses any issues of common concern.
Its
constitution has recently been approved by the College. Among the
organization's priorities are to examine Wilkes' recruiting/hiring/tenure/
promotion practices in order ~o co~rect inequities when they are 1dentIfied, to examine the extent of women
in leadership positions to facilitate
more women in policy-making positions in faculty and administrative
groups, and to cultivate an advocate
within the administration for
. women's issues on campus.
The caucus has also agreed to
advise a new student women's
group. Intended is a "two-way flow
of communication, "as described by
JaneElmes-Crahall, secretary for the
organization. For example, the faculty members would inform the students of new courses relating to
women's issues or other topics of
special interest to them.

Evening
Continued from page 2

stained urinal, and rushed out as soon
as he spotted me. On the wall I saw
pus, eat in the cafeteria, the words, LADIES-FOR A GOOD
1-&gt;oks in the library, or walk · TIME, CALL: and there was a blank
pus and see the city of space. I left the disgusting place in
haste.
general mood of the facstudents seemed to be a
In the end, I guess it is easy to
success. Freshman Will meet a girl at a party, get drunk, and
said, "Today was a good go for a quick roll in the hay afterbecause you see your wards. What about those of us who
lllrl you get to meet your are looking for a meaningful relaparrnts."
tionship with an intelligent woman?
Lampe gave an overall Where can we go? Need we go anywhat Parents' Day was all where? In the end, it may get to the
, hope parents had a good point where I will have to inscribe my
will take Wilkes' message telephone nuinber on the wall of the
munity."
Bourbon Street Lounge.

!! ATIENTION !!
1987 Yearbooks are (finally) in!
They will be distributed through the ~.A.'S
to all of this year's juniors and semors

******

Juniors or seniors commuting or living in
apartments can come to the
Amnicola office (3rd floor SUB)
Any Tuesday or Thursday. between
1,1 :00a.m.-1 :00p.m.
to pick up their '87 Yearbook

******

'87 and '88 graduates will have their books
mailed to them

Program
announced

"The price of a higher education just got lower," read the banners
hanging in the Mac Lab. Dr.Joseph
Bellucci, Director of the Regional
Computer Resource Center, of
which the Mac Lab is a part, wants to
informstudentsandfacultythatthere
will be a shortage of Macintoshes
this Christmas. This is due in part to
the great demand for the computer,
especially by college and university
students who are able to buy Macs at
special, loweruniversity prices.
"We advise the students to
buy their Macs before October l,"
Bellucci told The Beacon.
Prices of the popular Macintosh computers and accessories will
be going up on October 15, another
reason for ordering early.
For information about the
Mac or the purchase of one, see Barbara Jamelli or Anne Kilyanek,
Apple Student Consultants in the
Mac Lab (extension 4679), or Dr.
Bellucci in the Education Depart-

Residents of the Common- Fortinsky Hall, extension 4702.
wealth of Pennsylvania who have or Closing date for completed applicawill earn a Master's degree in Busi- tions is Friday, November 18, 1988.
ness Administration , Public Adm inistration, Government Administration, or a comparable field between
July 3, 1988 and September 1, 1989
interested in a career in state government at the managerial level are
encouraged to make application for
Ea Ch ye a r the W i I ke S
the Pennsylvania Management InCO II e ge
tern Program.
Polish Room
Thisone-yeartrainingexperiCommittee awards a
ence places interns in entry-level
positions in various state offices and scholarship in honor Of
selected agencies during the period
Dr. and Mr S •
July 1, 1989 to June 30, 1990; the
Joseph Kocyan. To
program stresses career develop- qualify, students must
ment through such techniques as
be of Polish descent,
rotational assignments, discussion
groups. and training seminars. Upon
be enrolled full-time
successful completion of the proand must have maingram, internsareeligibleforpromo- tained a superior acation to a permanent assignment in a
demic cumulative avstate office or agency.
d t
All interns start at a salary of erage. lntereste S U·
$22,4 16 regardless of prior experidents should contact
ence plus benefits including health
the Financial Aid Ofinsurance, dental and vision plan,
fice Sturdevant Hall.
prescription plan, life insurance, and 1
holiday, vacation, and sick leave.
!"'
Applicationformsandfurther
@ml o~ ~ qJ V
. :;
informationcanbeobtainedfromthe
local liason, Richard Raspen, School
@@~~~fff ,.

ment (extension 4670).

of Business and E.S?..~.!?.T..~£.t,......................................................................,

Scholarship
Available

by Barbara J amelli

Beacon News Editor

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MONDAY: 9 A.M. - 11 P.M.
TUESDAY: 10 A.M. - 11 P.M.
WEDNESDAY: 9 A.M. 11 A.M. AND 1 - 11 P.M.
(CLOSED 11-1 P.M~)
THURSDAY: 11 A.M. -11 P.M.
FRIDAY: 9 A.M. - I P.M.
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Mail Room opens
by Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Editor

to the new mailroom and system.
Students receiving package slips
need only to walk a few steps to the
Students now have access to mail room counter to pick up their
their own personal mailboxes, in- parcel, as opposed to walking to the
stalled in the basement of Church old bookstore across the campus.
Hall as a part of the new bookstore. Students and other members of the
This is seen as an improvement over Wilkes College community can also
the previous system, where one per- buy stamps and mail letters and packson was responsible for several ages (including paying the correct
people's mail. Each person is re- postage for them).
sponsible for his or her own mail, and
The new mail system seems to
is not subjected to the inconsistencies be working out well since it began
of the person who formerly would operation on Tuesday, according to
have delivered it.
bookstore employees. Future plans
The new mail room is cen-. include private mailboxes for comtrally located and features a box for muter students.
each dormitory student. The boxes
Hours for the mailroom arc:
arc private (each with a unique com- Monday through Thursday, 10:30
bination) and are grouped by dorm. a.m. to 6:30 p.m.; Friday, 10:30 a.m.
Students may receive intcrcampus to 4:30 p.m.; and Saturday, 10:00
mail as well as non-campus mail.
a.m. to 12:00 p.m.
There are several advantages

1campai gn

Continued from page 1
ter (SCC) as well as increasing en"The genemsity of all these
dowments for scholarships and fac- corporations and individuals supulty compensation and development. porting Wilkes College and higher
Current operations will also be fi- education in the Wyoming Valley is
nanced with the $18 million, includ- a sign of,the commitment the people
ing building maintenance, the pur- in this area have made toward
chase of new equipment, and the strengthening quality education,"
collection of new research material. said Dr. Christopher Breiseth, PresiThe_SCC, located on South dent of Wilkes.
Franklin Street, is currently ahead of
The Regional Campaigns,
schedule and should be completed by headed by National Chairperson
December. The $5.5 million struc- Beverly B. Hiscox ('58), is an outture will be a three story, 75,000 reach to approximately 25 cities
square foot building containing the throughout the nation. Hiscox wi
gymnasium, conference rooms, and be the liason through which cit
health facilities.
chairpersons will report on their cf
Both corporate and individual _ forts to contact alumni in those cities
contributors helped put Wilkes over which include Boston, Chicago, Lo
the $12 million mark with their gifts Angeles, New York, Philadelphia
in August. Among them were: John Washington, and Baltimore.
Ellis, M.D. ('70), $15,000 toward the
Eugene Roth ('57), Nation
SCC; Joseph Pool of Pool, Siegel, Chairman of the WILKES TOMOR
and Associates Insurance, $ 15,000 ROW Campaign, said," At this point
toward endowment and Weckesser the Regional Alumni Phase of th
Hall maintenance; Daniel Kopcn, Cam paign is in the early stages. Th
M.D. ('70), Wilkes Board member, opportunity to give something t
and his wife Kathy $35,000 toward Wilkes College, in return for all it ha
the SCC, sc holarships, and a done for us, is here. Our time h
Physician's Chair; and Mr. and Mrs. come and the time is now. Of course,
Abram Nesbitt, III $50,000 to.ward a we'll reach the goal of $18 million.
And I believe we can surpass it."
room in the SCC.

O]
How did

guy like me
verge of gra&lt;
I become?
what!
I I
· ed into a C
Oh, no. Not
Opper! Here
led with I
y with tom

s sneakers.
early garb

e Garbage,
on the sl
From left to right, seated: Steve Morris, Laura View; standing: Lori Becker,
Jill Sowa, Bob Orlando, and Scott Zolner.

Circle K receives Single Service Award
The Wilkes College Circle K
Club was recently honored with a
national award for their service to the
community through their haunted
house, called "A Nightmare on Main
Street," which was held last October
and raised $2,765 for the American
Cancer Society. The amount exceeded by more than 50% the most
ever collected by the annual event
and tripled the 1986 total.
The club received a National
Honorable Mention in the Single
Service Award category, which is
given to the Circle K Club that
"through dedication and unselfish
efforts has produced the best single
project or service during the year."
The projects are judged on need for

the event, quality of planning involved, total service hours employed, and the project's merit to the
campus and/or the community.
The club began planning for
the event in May of 1987, and by the
time the event had passed, 3,297.5
total service hours had been spent on
theproject,anaverageof113.7hours
per member. Over 1,500 visitors
passed through the haunted house,
which was located in the Calvary
House of the Holy Cross Episcopal
Church in Wilkes-Barre.
The students' enthusiasm
spread to the rest of Wilkes' campus
and to the community. They contacted five television stations, more
than 20 radio stations which gave

away free tickets, and nume
regional and local newspapers,
also asked other college clubs
local high school Key Clubs for
unteers to help work at the hau
house, and solicited businesses
supplies needed to build it.
"Successisbomoutofp
planning and hard work.
memberofthe Wilkes ColJegeC
K Club did just that. They pla
well and worked hard because
knew the fruits of their labor w
help save lives. Any attempt to
another only makes us better,"
LeoGeskey,PastintetnationalV'
President of Circle K Intemati
and a Wilkes College alumnus.

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-Tuesday--8 a.rn.-3:30 p .m.
and 5-11 p.rn.
(closed fo r class--3 :30-5 p .m .)

Wednesday--8 a.rn·.-11 p .m.
Thursday--_8 a.rrt.-12 :3Q p.m.
a nd 3:30-11 p.rn .
(closec: for class-- 12 :30-3:30 p.m.)

Friday--8 :30 a .rn .-8 p.rn.
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Sunday -~ 1- 11 p.rn

Se-

�September 22, 1988

PAGEFIVE

rent Pers ective

me before I shop again!
How did this happen to a

guy like me? Here I am, on
.uge of graduating, and what
I become? What?! I'll tell
I have been transinto a Consumer.
Oh, no. Not that. Not a, not
r! Here l""was, perfectly
red with poverty, perfect! y
with tom jeans and last
sneakers.
My furniture
early garbage. Greenwich
Garbage, to be sure, but
on the street, next to a
nonetheless.
I didn't have a piece of furyou could call unrumpled.
't own one little chair that

nick standing out in the most
prominent place. I was proud of
that. I loved the tears and rips
of poverty.
It was noble, it
showed my disdain for our false
economy. I, no matter what anybody else might say about me,
was a hippie! I was a card-carrying member of the working
class, a starving studen~ with an
orange crate for a coffee table
and a lamp with a shade that
could never sit up straight.
Oh, it started slowly.
First
they send me a "Dear Student" letter offering me a Mobile credit
card.
Sure, what's a little gas
from time to time. Next, more
credit cards started amvmg.
I
had to test them out, didn't I?
Oh, just a dinner here and a birthday gift there.
Little things.

Pretty soon I was on to the harder stuff, charging up "Cash" to
the limit.
Buying the bar a
round and putting it all on plastic.
Then it started happening. I
couldn't pass up a sale. I bought
a gold chain because Boscov was
throwing in a second chain free.
How could I resist? And I don't
even like gold chains. Wouldn't
be caught dead wearing one. Pillowcases, a frying pan, a red umbrella. Little things. But don't
kid yourself.
This little stuff
just leads to the big stuff. Why,
oh why couldn't I have listened
to Nancy Reagan and just said

"No!"
And now, this.
This White
Elephant the size of New Jersey
that they call, for lack of a bet-

ter name, a Chesterfield. A sofa
that could hold all the members
of the D.A.R. Do I need this?
Couldn't I just meander through
the warehouse, regardless of the
"Giant Sale" signs that drew me
in? Couldn't I look at this Titanic Divan and say "Oh, that's
real nice," and "Oh, the price is
just right, but thanks, no, really,
I think I'll just leave my money
in the bank where it will generate interest."
•
The answer, quite simply,
this last rainy Saturday, was an
unqualified "Gimme!" I had to
have this foolish couch.
And
now what will I do with it?
Attatch a sail to it and enter a regatta? Lend it to the drama department if they ever do a production of Moby Dick? Heck, my

couch wouldn't even fit on the
stage.
The armrests would be
hanging out in the wings.
Now what am I going to do
with a couch that measures almost 3 inches short of the
longest wall in my apartment?
Rent it out to students? Hold
Manuscript
meetings on it
where we can all snuggle into a
comer?! Our toes wouldn't even
touch!
' You see what college does to
you. It makes you greedy. You
spend so many years hungry,
sloppily dressed and jealous.
You see these fat cats go gliding
by in their Camaros and you
think, "Just wait till I get my degree!" And then, in your senior

See Shop again page 12

Let's Rock
and Roll

ckets, and n
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her college clu
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o work at the
licited busin
Ki to build it

by Tom Obrzut
Beacon Staff Writer

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hard wor
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This week our continuing countdown of the top 1000 classical rock
songs begins at number 964.

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964. La Bamba/Richie Valens
963. In Too Deep/Genesis
962. The Wanderer/Dion
961. Mony Mony/Tommy James &amp; The Shondells
960. P.S. I Love You/Beatles
959. When Will I Be Loved/Linda Ronstadt
958. Woman/John Lennon
957. Jailhouse Rock/Elvis Presley
956. Working For A Living/Huey Lewis &amp; The News
955. Honesty/Billy Joel
954. Come And Get It/Badfinger
953. Woman In Love/Tom .P etty &amp;The Heartbreakers
952. Rhythm Of Love/Yes
951. Somebody/Bryan Adams
950. People Get Ready/Jeff Beck (with Rod Stewart)
949. Mama Told Me (Not To Come)/Three Dog Night
948. Twilight Zone/Golden Earring
947. Out In The Street/Bruce Springsteen
946. I Need A Lover/John Cougar
945. Blueberry Hill/Fats Domino
944. Slip Kid/Who
943. I Didn't Mean To Tum You On/Robert Palmer
942. Listen To Her Heart/Tom Petty &amp; The Heartbreakers
941. You Keep Me Hangin' On/The Supremes
940. Something In The Air/Thunderclap Newman
939. All The Way From Memphis/Mott The Hoople
938. Green-Eyed Lady/Sugarloaf
937. Do Ya/Electric Light Orchestra
936. Jesus Is Just Alright/Doobie Brothers
935. Do It Again/Kinks
934. Get Ready/Temptations
933. Little Bit O' Soul/Music Explosion
932. Hazy Shade Of Winter/Simon &amp; Garfunkel
931. Every Breath You Take/Police
930. Break On Through/Doors
929: I Am A Rock/Simon &amp; Garfunkel
Notes: Sting and company chart for the second time with their most
successful song, "Every Breath You Take," at number 931. That song was
number one for eight weeks during 1983. "Break On Through" by the
Doors, at number 930, is being done in concert by Robert Plant on his
Non Stop Go Tour of the United States.

�PAGE SIX

September 22, 1988

Programming Board Review

Catch the electric jazz of Digital
Dolphins
by Andrew Morrell
Beacon Feature Writer
You could call it new electric jazz but that only describes
it. You could listen to it and decide that its refreshing new electric jazz. That's good, but. . .
something's missing.
Now--you
could see it and know that this is
exciting, fresh new electric jazz.
Then you'll know what to call
this music that's got you on the
edge of your seat. The Digital
Dolphins will do this to you on
Tuesday night September 27 at 8
p.m. in the CPA. Admission is
free.
The
Digital
Dolphins,
from
Woodstock
N .Y.,
arc
Vinnie Martuccie on keyboards,
Mike DcMicco on guitar, Rob
Leon on bass, and Danny
Brubeck on dru ms. These names
sit on paper like J.F.K. was only
a president.
Danny Brubeck comes
from one of the royal families of
jazz. Daddy Dave was and still
is one of the top jazz pianists in
the world. Danny is one of the
most creative and driving drummers in jazz today and has earned
the respect of fans and critics around the world.
Watching Danny play is
like ecstasy and agony wrapped
around two drumsticks. His concentration makes him unaware of
anything but the swell and pcrfcction of the music that moves his

arms and
shapes his
grunts that
Greenwich
onds. He's
alone.

legs.
His intensity tutors Dave Holland, Warren
faces in twists and Bernhardt, and drummer Jack
keep his timing near DcJohnette.
Mean +-.0005 secDownbeat
Magazine,
a
worth coming to see leader in jazz publicati9ns says,
". . .Martuccte shows himse!f to

simplistic stage set-up belies the
technology with which ht; plays.
A series of computer discs give •
access to a huge arena of sound
possibilities--hence the Digital
in Dolphins.

along with Wes Mon
His smooth style is at
atively fired and m
precise.
Leon is the quartet'
est member, having play
several notable music·
eluding
Rick Danko,
Rundgren, and Paul B
He adds the fire of rock
to the band's app
sound.

word vision after a ni
the Digital Dolphins.
way any previous notions
concept of fusion. ~
style, and intensity Iha
guys have is the key to
cess.
Peter
Woodstock Times says, ',
ing been an avid fan Ii
music since Miles Dav~'
Brew and the days of W
port and Mahavishnu
tra ... the Digital Dolp ·
right up there with
fusion bands."
Perhaps the most
jazz drummer of all ·
DcJohnette has given
Mike Demicco, Vinnie Martucci, Rob Leon, and Danny Brubeck, of the Digital Dolphins.
sonal help and time to
Vinnie Martuccie is the be a powerful fusion artist." His
Guitarist Mike DeM1cco He says, "I strongly urge
principle
composer
for
the credentials prove this assertion. and bassist Rob Leon round out give serious listening
Digital Dolphins and her
ensemble.
He was classically He has performed with Stevie Ji.is brilliant quartet.
trained at the New England Con- Wonder, Rory Block, and our old
DeMicco also attended fine young master
servatory and The Manhattan friend Livingston Taylor.
Berklce as is evident by his ver- give their all to the music.'
School of Music. His jazz trainHis
dynamic
composi- satile jazz ability., He can play
Refreshing-Exciting
ing came from the Bcrklee Col- tional skill is compounded with with the equal talent of John · Electric Jazz. It has to
lege of Music and from personal his tasteful stvle. A strikingly Scofield, while he can bop right to be seen. It has to be

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Friday, September 30.
Free admission to fair with college I.D.
Cost: $2.00
Departure-in front of S.U.B. @ 6 pm.
Return from fair @ 11pm.
Concert: The Jets playing@ 8:30. Tickets available al
the fair.
Sign up in the Commuter Council office on 3rd floor or
S.U.B.

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Is Neal Real?
Literally thous.inds of people
been hypnotized by the
·shing Neal and perhaps
will be too, when you attend
remarkable two and one-half

hour performance of ESP and hypnosis, "A Close Encounter With
the Mind," at the CPA on Friday
Sept.23, at 8 p.m.
The nationally acclaimed
psychic entertainer and hypnotist will appear again because of
made to the Program-

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,ion after a
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previous noti
of fusion.

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Neal is prepared to hypnotize you in
perrormance, "A Close Encounter with the Mind," at
C.P.A. on Friday, Sept. 23, at 8 pm.

6pm.

ming Board. Neal performed two
years ago at Wilkes to a crowded
CPA.
Neal's outstanding program
has been presented on over 150
college campuses, and on more
than
50
regional
television
shows in such metropolitan areas
as New York City, Philadelphia,
Chicago,
Detroit,
Milwaukee,
Miami, Atlanta, St. Louis, and
Burbank, California.
His performance will be in
two parts, opening with "ESP as
Entertainment," during which the
Astonishing Neal will perform
feats of clairvoyance, mental
telepathy, paraoptic vision, precognition, and psycho-kinesis.
You will see steel bend before
your very eyes, and objects will
move under the · paramental control of Neal. He will also .reveal
personal information about member:, of the audience who are total strangers to him.
The second part of his program will deal with "The Power
of Suggestion" Here he will demonstrate the remarkable phenomenon of hypnosis with total audience participation.
Astonishing Neal has appeared on such national television shows as "To Tell the
Truth,"
"The Mike Douglas
Show," "PM Magazine" and the
NBC
Network
show
"Real
People" where he drove an automobile at high speed after
being blindfolded by the show's
host, Skip Stephenson.
Neal has also appeared with
other well-known entertainers.
He has shared th~ spotlight with
other famous personalities such
as Bruce 'Jenner. John Davidson,

See Neal page 12

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lheatre.
Visits to the theatre, museums,
galleries, schools, social and
political institutions are an
integral part of the curriculum.

A representative will be visiting
your campus this week. Check with the
Study Abroad Office for the time and place.

Classifieds are .25 each or
5 for $1.
Deadline for submission is
6pm on Mondays.

Aries (March 21-April 19) Temper, temper, calm yourself down
this week. It seems you have a lot of hostility this week. Be mellow,
your temper is going to hurt you this week.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) This may be the only chance you have
to regain a lost relationship. Asses what,.or better, whom you want
quickly, before it is too late.
Gemini (May 21 _-June 21) This week will be a week of great
choices. Remember always to use reason and don't mess up!!!!
Cancer (June 22-July 22) Look on the light side this week, at
least you'll survive ... HA. Yes this is DREARY WEEK !!! Sorry,
but you'll have to hide under your bed for the next 168 hours.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Attention! Please, please don't go off on
any tangents this week. You have managed to confuse just about
everyone. Nobody is going to listen to you; be clear an concrete.
Virgo

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You must learn to be more assertive .
Self disclosure is an important factor in a relationship. Let someone
know that you are deeper than the banal person you appear to be.

Li bra

(Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Just sit back and cuddle up with your

favorite book because this week is going to be a boring one. Take
out those crayons; there will be many rainy days.

Scorpio

(Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Look for a little lust to be _
heading
your way this week. Someone is after your body. Keep an eye out;
you might just be interested.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This could be one lucky week
for you! Yes, you are now in the 4-leaf clover Constellation. Head
for Atlantic City.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) It must make you shudder to
think about a bad week. Yet, there is always some good that comes
out of som·e bad. Prepare for rain, yet, also a really silver lining.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb 18) You are a god, yes, you Aquarius.
This is your week babe--HAPPY WEEK!!! indulge, you lucky
dog. You WILL NOT fail this week.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Slow down! You are getting too far
ahead of yourself. You might think it is a good policy now, but over
working yourself will always catch up to you. Pace yourself.

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September 22, 1988

Roving Reporter

How do you feel about the school's policy which
by John Gordon and Wendi Harvey
Beacon Feature Editors

Gina Lupini
(freshman)
It doesn't really affect me because I
don't drink. Problems with alcohol
should only go as far as residents life.

Andrew Harris
(senior)
It's an invasion of privacy. There
should be a better way of handling the
problem without involving the police.

Dawn Penkala &amp; Susan Dalton
(sopho~ores)
R.A.'s should come into the rooms
fust. If there is no control, then the
campus security should be called, and
the last resort should be the police.

Jeff Friedman
(freshman)
They have no right to go in my
room. . What's in my . room are my
posess1ons. It's unconstitutional.

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Brian Carl
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Mary Ann Bobkowski
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They shouldn't be allowed because a
dorm room is like your home, and they
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Fashion

September 22, 1988

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Bermuda Triangle,
one word: FUN
by Lee Morrell

The fu n came in the form of
TV theme song contests and
kazoo sing-alongs. The audience
was made a very big part of the
show through these devices.
Prizes were given to all contest
winners. Wendy played all of the ·
theme songs on her kazoo. The
songs
included
"M*A*S*H",

Beacon Editor

The Programming Board has
had a lot of good shows in their
years of existence. All of them
involved very talented performers. The difference between those
performers and "The Bermuda Tria-

Wendy and Roger and a night of fun.

ngle Band" is one word: FUN.
This duet performed their
unusual brand of music for an
almost filled SUB in the semester's second Subset. Wendy and
Roger, our hosts for this evening
of fun, made sure that everyone
was involved.

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alone, on the stage, with kazoos. Th&lt;., crowd didn't pass up
the opportunity to get involved
with the fun.
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well as good old fashioned "fun
for the kazoo" songs. The crowd
showed that they were beginning
to get into the show; they joined
together to give a recital of the
famous
"Notre Dame Fight
Song."

Beacon at the Video Store

Get Frantic when
looking for D.O.A.

Fun and games weren't •he
only things in the show. This
band showed their talents in the
field of music, as well. Roger
played what he called "the only electric autoharp in the world."
The instrument was an electric
combination of an autoharp and
drums. His stage presence with
this hand-held instument was inci:edible.
Wendy switched between the bass guitar and the synthesizer keyboard as well as doing all of the singing. They performed such songs as The Cars'
"Drive", Dire Strait's "Walk of
Life" with · kazoo solo, The
Moody Blues' "Knights in White
Satin" and Foreigner's "I Want to
Know What Love Is" as well as
others. Wendy's voice made the
songs they performed just that
much better.

"Leave it to Beaver", "My Three
Sons" and "Gilligan's Island,"
among many others. The winTo sum it up, The Bermuda
ners received a pair of sunglasses Triangle Band was talented and a
from the Bermuda Triangle prize whole lot of fun . Thanks to the
box.
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other student activities.
Apply by Wednesday,
Sept. 28 at the
Activities Office--3rd
floor Student Center.
Former members should
check in the Activities
Office if they are
interested in working
again this year.

by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor

Two of today's most sought
after male performers can be seen
in a pair of 3.0 grade films. You
can pick up either Frantic, starring Harrison Ford, or D.OA.,
featuring Dennis Quaid, in video
stores everywhere.

desperadoes,
and
Roman Polanski, who ·
the film, gives
sion through
cinematography.
catch the essence of Ford's
acter with a variety of
angles.
Get FRANTIC if
can't find Frantic in the
store -- it's a surefire hit!

Harrison Ford and Emanuelle Seigner in Frantic.
Photograph courtesy of The Film Journal
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is a .contemporary
thriller that takes place in
France. Harrison Ford plays an
American doctor whb is supposed
to attend a medical conference in
Paris. He is sidetracked, however, when his wife, played by
Betty Buckley, is kidnapped.
Ford goes on a frantic search to
find his wife. He hooks up with
a mysterious and deceitful French
woman played by Emmanuelle
Seigner. From here Ford encounters Middle East terrorists." CIA
Frantic

D .OA. is a top-notch
er starring Dennis Quaid.
plays a college professor
has been secretly poisoned
in essence, murdered. So, ·
24 hours he has remain·
Ii ve, he sets out on a
search to find the person
killed him.
A shocking
line,
brilliant acting by
Quaid and Meg Ryan, who
one of his college stu-dcnl!,
intense action
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September 22, 1988

s Fashion '88

Album Attic

he sounds of the Smithereens

ho wears
ort skirts?

by Craig Cooper
Beacon Columnist
Green Thoughts, the latest album released by the Smithereens,
is a welcome relief from hi-tech
top 40. Pat DiNizio, the group
frontman and resident beatnik,
has come up with eleven songs
that, just as in their 1986 debut
LP Especially For You, speak the
pains of loneliness. So moving
is this collection that you feel
D:iNizio actually lives the life he
sings.
The album kicks off with the
radio smash "Only a Memory";
music critics have written about
the strength and anger that this
song demonstrates.
Supported
with a video regularly played on

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MTV, "House We Used to Live
In" has become increasingly popular. "Something New," a ditty
that sounds curiosly like the
Kinks' "Stop Your Sobbing," is
simple but moving. "The World
We Know," a loud and agressive
tune, will make skeptics change
their mind of the Smithereens as
"just another 60's copy group."
Taking the title from their first
record, "Especially · For You",
this song has got it all: a catchy melody, fantastic lyrics, and
a great sax solo from Steve
Berlin of Los Lobos.
Amazingly
pcss1m1suc,
"Drown In My Own Tears" starts
side two. Continuing with that
same attitude, "Deep Black" tells
some hard truths about a broken
love affair.
"Elaine," over-

powered with a twelve-string
Rickenbacker, could be mistaken
for a Byrds oldie. Then, in ,a
cryptic tone, "Spellbound," is
wonderfully moody. "If the Sun
Doesn't Shine" can be classified
as great rock or smart pop. The
closing
song,
appropriately
named "Green Thoughts," showcases all the band members singing excellent background harmonies.
It's no surprise that the
Smithereens' c~lt following is
quickly growing. Maybe it's because of their blue-collar backgrounds (DiNizio was planning
to be a garbage man before becoming a singer) that many people can identify · with their music.
Even more important, Green
Thoughts is great rock 'n roll.

Club Corner

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"To be or not to be?"

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wearing
a short skirt which
fall's "flirtatious
funwear."

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by Michele Broton
Beacon Feature Writer

, sassy, chic, and fun, flirty, fitted or full. Abundant in a variety
styles, colors and fabrics, there is a short skirt to strike anyone's

is a topDennis
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murdered.
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"To be, or not to be, that is
the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the
on the street or rather the campus seems to be the short; short
slings and arrows of outrageous
Gaunt, the rebellious designer of the 60's and originator of the
fortune, or to take arms against a
would applaud.
sea of troubles, and by opposing
· gto Mary Ellen Walsh, manager of the Wilkes-Barre Benetton
end them."
skirts are selling very well this season, as a matter of fact
There is no one who can
the longer styles. Mary Ellen says that the pleated and flounced
honestly say that he or she has
are the hottest sellers.
never been exposed to some form
the prediction of the demi-gods of fashion that the short skirt is of theatre. That exposure may
girls at Wilkes don't seem to think so.
have come in the form of a high
school play, Broadway shows, ,or
even, quite simply, going to a
movie. The Cuc-n-Curtain is a
club that is devoted to the promotion of theatre and its benefits
throughout the student body at
Wilkes.
next week take a tour of the
The Cue-n-Curtain is not
us as Beacon staff writer Tom Obrzut
some elite little group of people
es the history of homes on campus.
who sit,-around and hold disser' tations on the change in character that occured to Richard in
Shakespeare's Richard lll.
In
fact, once you attend a meeting
and get to know the people, you
We offer 20¾ of .s.!..Lservices
would be more inclined to expect
to
meet most of them at a circus
to college students only.
or carnival, certainly not in a
stuffy room filh;d with cigar
smoke and three piece suits.
CONTINENTAL HAIRSTYLE RS
Having fun and jumping inBICENTENNIAL BUILDING
to
things
feet first tends to be
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unwritten
motto of the Cue-nWILKES-BARRE, PA 18701
Curtain members.
Where ever
there is something resembling a
theatre and there is work to be
We accept out-of-state
done, you will undoubtedly find
checks "IX'ith proper I. □.
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taking up a hammer and building
the set.
There are no prima
donna stars in this group; everyone helps with everything involved in putting on a show--not
just acting or directing.
Don't
get
me
wrong,
though. Auditioning and acting
are definitely two very important
· things to these people. As members of the club, they tend to
know a little in advance about
all the auditions coming up, and,
generally, take it upon themselves to spread the word around
the campus.
Karl Ruling, the faculty advisor, is also technical director
for productions that take place at
Wilkes. The club president for
this year is Maureen O'Hara, a
junior theatre major. With leaders like this, you can bet this
club ~ill be doing great things
this year.
I don't, however, want you
to get the idea that all these
people· are interested in is theatre
and putting on plays. There is
also a great deal of interest in
helping the community and promoting the College. Last year,
the entire club was involved with
the CROP Walk, which benefits
the hungry of the world.
Then,
there was the Talent Show which
was so popular in the middle of
the second semester last year.
Both of these, as well as numerous other activities, arc in the
planning stages for this year.
Naturally, there are the usual
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Christmas time activities, including a club caroling excursion.
As I said, this is a interesting
group to travel with, so I'm sure
you can use your imaginations to
decide what a trip like this would
be like.
By now, you're probably
curious as to how you can become a part of this group. Well,
lucky for you, you don't even
have to be a theatre major, all
you have to be is slightly interested in theatre. That docs not
mean you have to audition for
and star in every show. In fact,
you don't even have to audition
for one show. There is always
something that needs to be done
backstage before, during, and
after all the shows that arc put
on. That is one of the pre-requisites of the Cuc-n-Curtain: you
have to be willing to join in and
get involved. Anyone interested
in becoming a member of this
"elite" group can attend the
meetings which are held on Tuesdays at 11:30 a.m. in the reading
room in the Center for the Performing Arts. That's all there it
is to it.
And that is the Cue-n-Curtain. A friendly group of people
interested in promoting theatre
throughout the campus of Wilkes
College, the Cue-n-Curtain is definitely an important and vital
portion of the Wilkes College
community. "To be, or not to
be. . . ?" The answer is "to be"
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Shop again
Continued from page 5
year, the credit cards start arriving. You figure, what the hey,
its my tum, damn it. And then
you, too, are turned into that
most awful of things: "The American Consumer."
Now, no matter what, I'm going to have to get a job after I
graduate. No more sitting on the
beach reciting poetry. No more
long walks on rainy nights with
two cents in my pocket.
I've
got bills to pay.
I've got to
grab that rung on the corporate
ladder and start paying off these
dam credit cards before they
come to seize my sofa. Even if
it will take twenty men to carry
it out of my apartment.
So take it from me, kids. Enjoy these happy days of poverty.
So what if you have to live in
Miner Hall. Your day is coming.
You too will someday be able to
run out and, just for the heck of
it, whip out your cards and buy
yourself a davenport the size of a
dirigible.

Neal

The everchanging color of
The Chameleon Trail
by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor

by Paul Winarski, and Katie's
brother Timothy, played to a "T"
by Seth Brandreth. The two men
are 1rnards outside an Army detention cell. Pete, bored with his

The Chameleon Trail is a
play that goes through a multitude of changes, similar to the
way a chameleon lizard alters its
color.
These changes occur in
the storyline, the settings, and
especially in the character roles
of the actors.
Unfortunately,
these alterations are only mildly
appealing and the play as a
whole is less than intriguing.
Chameleon Trail is a one-act
play done in fifteen scenes. It is

monotonous lifestyle, decides he
and his companions need a
change of pace. It is here that
Pete becomes an outlaw, gambler, bartender, golddigger, mar-

mountains, jail
loon entrance.
the talents of
lighting
Brandreth's p
and crowd pl
vation of ha
one stage is eye
ever, Chameleon
pack enough !au
color everchanging
Chameleon Ti
mesters first play,

written and directed by Dr.
Robert Stetten, a faculty member
of Wilkes College. Trail is performed by the Omega Players of
Pennsylvania
in
conjunction
with Wilkes College Cultural Af-

~

Continued from page 7
Tony Randall , Sally Field, Beau
Bridges, Meryl Streep, Jason
Robards, and "Tatoo" of Fantasy
Island.
Enter the realm of the
abnormal with nationally acclaimed psychic entertainer and
hypnotist The Astonishing Neal,
and decide for. yourself if Neal is
real.

shall, and, yes, e
Big Hom, Texas.
chameleon•type a
does this either

~to~

The date when Chameleon
Trail starts . is 1868. We are introduced to the Amazing Katie played by Lisa Bartorillo, who is supposed to be a quick change
artist. The only thing she ever
transforms into is Little Bo
Peep. She is giving a performance and chattering all about her
boyfriend Pete.
In the next
Lisa Bartorillo, Paul Winarski, and Seth Brandreth
scene we meet Pete, performed - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

About Nothing, 1
romantic comedy
October 6th, 7th,
in conjunction
college theater.
look for another
tasy directed by
called Dream Girl,
playing at Wilkes

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to
last Tuesday where
m defeat, 4-15, 2-

one ace a
the

Lady
Three

of those nine were turned in by
Muschett. Straface and Lora
Rinehimer
had
two
blocks.
Rinehimer also recorded five
assists.
Miller led the team in
defensive
digs
with
nine.
Muschett and Kravitz each registered five.
The team was supposed to
travel to East Orange, New
Jersey
on Saturday to meet
Upsala
and
Johns
Hopkins.
Since Upsala does not have a
team this season and they are in
Wilkes' MAC, it had to forfeit
the game to the Lady Colonels.
The Lady Colonels' record is now
3-6.
The volleyball team will be
playing at King's on Saturday at
I p.m.

appo!:/:tin!em::e:\:0~ ; . d \ r t w i t h
don't want to hear cx_cuses like,
;y ;ohn Gordon
'Tom Gasper and Tim Walker are~ BeaconFeatureEditor
gone, we have no trivia leadership"
or "Coach Duliba isn't around to
WEEOC IV
Jo!:m Goll'dorrn
split the profits with any longer."
It's all wrong, no one has stepped
forward to claim trivia suprcmecy.
ATLANTA
20
One person guessed wrong.
Bob at DALLAS
23
Strohl did correctly guess that not
only was Mats Wilandcr the last CHICAGO
20
Swede, but the only Swede, to win at at GREEN BA y
16
the U.S. Open. He faltered on the
second question, however. the cor- CLEVELAND
13
rcct answers, for those of you who
at CINCINNATI
2
want to fool or impress your friends,
l
,tre Don Budge in 1938 and Maureen~
·
"Little Mo" Connolly in 1953. To
MIAMI .
16
his credit, Jim Clark knew this
at INDIANAPOLIS
19
weeks answers. Sorry fans, Aunt
Pearl didn't.
NEW ENGLAND
27
Congrats to Tony LaRussa and at HOUSTON
20
the Oakland A's for being the first
team to clinch their division.
NEW YORK JETS
21
In football, the number one
16
Miami Hurricanes survived a scare at DETROIT
from the high powered Michifgan
17
Wolverines and pulled out a 31-30 PHILADELPHIA
27
victory. As for my Pitt Panthers,
at MINNESOTA
they trounced the formerly nintecnth
ranked Ohio State Buckeyes, 42-10;
PITTSBURGH
16
Pitt is now sixteenth on the AP Top
at BUFFALO
21
ill
.

UCLA's Troy Aikman is touted as the best k in the land, but I'll take USC's Rodney
Ellis of South Carolina, thank you ...Expect to
Stouffer supplant Dave Krieg as the Seattle
· g quarterback by midsesason. If the 'Hawks fail
II lhe AFC Championship, look for head coach Chuck
let go ...Has anyone ever wondered why Boris
all his talents, isn't a factor anywhere besides the
Ii Wimblcdon? ...Wayne Gretzky had two assists in
· · n game with the Los Angeles Kings, but looked
·vely ... Buffalo Bill Cornelius Bennett is the
I've ever seen ... What happened to Iowa?
Sport
Hawkeyes to win the NCAA football national
and they've been knocked off by Hawaii and
Steffi Graf/Gabriella Sabatini
rivalry
will
the '90s what Chris Evert/Martina

The real news comes from the
other side of the world, 'The land of
the morning calm," Seoul, South
Korea. The Games of the XXIV
?lymp_iad are underway and the world
15 at 1ts bcJt.
The U.S.A. team is
off to a mixed start taking a bronze
and a gold in swimming, a gold in
men's 3m. springboard and a bronze
and a silver in women's 10m. plat-

COLLEGE FOOTBALL TOP 10:
1. MIAMI,
USC (2-0) 3. UCLA (3-0) 4. LSU (2-0) S. WEST
6. NOTRE DAME (2-0) 7. FLORIDA STATE (2(2-1) 9. GEORGIA (3-0) 10. OKLAHOMA
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The ·
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Colonels
travel
to with only one substitute.
Susquehanna on Saturday to face Gettysberg players were iman 0--2 squad that Unsworth finds pressed with Wilkes' endurance.
The women have a week off
dangerous. "They're a good football team," he said. "They h,c&gt;'- before their next game, which is·
en't lost those games by much. home against Haverford at 2:00
p.m. on Saturday, September 24.
It's their home opener an
It is the only home match for
they're ready to rip someon
open. They've been among th . the Wilkes sports program this
weekend.
best in Division III over the las
five years. They're scary."
. If they sustain the level o
play shown against Albright,
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by Dave Serino
M&lt;:Guire, Wilkes' new Sports Information Director. McGuire took
Beacon Sports Writer
over the position just two weeks ago.
,
. He is a_ 1985 . Wilkes College graduate in communications.§
On a wet and sloppy pitch,
While attending Wilkes he worked at WCLH for four years.§ the York White Rose Rugby
McGuire held the positions of news and sports director and Station § Club defeated the Wilkes-Barre
Manager. He was news dirctor at WCLH when it won the College
Breakers, 9-4 on Saturday afterA ward from the Professional News Media of Northeast
noon.
Pennsylvania Association.
While attending Wilkes he also
Because of the poor playing
§ worked at WILK.
§ conditions, passing was very
§
McGuire competed on the cross country team for three-and-adifficult and both teams had
§ half years and in his sophomore year was MVP. He now is in his trouble moving the ball. The
second year as head coach of the team. This year will also be his
only points put on the board .in
first year as head coach of the Seton Catholic boys basketball
the first half were the results of a
team. In the past he has coached the freshmen ~d J.V. teams.
penalty kick.
After a Breaker
§
For the past three years McGuire has worked full time in
infraction,
York
kicker Bill
commercial radio at WILK on the overnight shift. "I got tired of Engstand dropped one through
working overnight in radio, so when I heard this position was
the uprights and York lead the
open I immediately jumped to apply," McGuire stated. "I was
match, 3-0 at intermission.
really happy that I was able to get the position. When you work
Tough forward play by Billy
all night in radio the most exciting thing is watching Dick Van
Bob Wright, Charles Sweigert,
§ Dy!ce reruns. It (Sports Info) is more of a challenge, more Jeff Walsh and Barry Yohey
§ interesting things to do."
_____
helped Wilkes-Barre gain posMcGuire does have at least one ,session of the ball several times
experience in radio where things
in the second half, but the
were not dull on the overnight shift.
backline had difficulty working
"The most exciting thing in radio
it into the try zone.
came in April 1987, when Nanticoke
York moved the ball quickly
had to be evacuated because of the
§ through their backline on several
fire
and
the
chemicals
being ·
§ occasions and half way through
released," McGuire said. "We were
§ the second period scored the
really the only radio station on the
§ game's first try. Harry Roser
air at the time. We were the only
scampered thirty meters to the
link of information
for
many
Wilkes-Barre try zone for the
people. I never worked so hard in
scor,:. The conversion was good
my life as I did that night."
and the White Roses of York
McGuire wasn't looking forward
lead the match, 9-0.
to
the possability of being a DJ
forever. "Radio is not as glamorous
\
The Breakers got on th
as peopl§ make it to be. You can
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really get into a rut," McGuire s a i d . - - - - - - - - - - whistle when Dave Geller took
McGuire then went on to add with
______
Barry Yohey pass and rambled in
humor," I pictured
Tom McGuire
for the score.
The conversion
myself at 41 saying 'here's the latest from Michael Jackson.'"
failed and the final score was 9-4
That prospect did not thrill McGuire but then along came the open
in favor of York.
Sports Information Director's job.
·
"So far everyone's been real good about helping me to get
The B-side also dropped its
started in this job," he said. Then he added with a laugh, " So
match to York by a score of 8-0.
far the hardest thing has been to decide whether to use a purchase
Steve Krontzner, Brett Rothrock,
order or a request for payment form."
_Paul Vasquez and Chris Andrews
A big part in helping McGuire get oriented in his new
all turned in impressive perposition has been the help of the two student assistants in the § formances for Wilkes-Barre.
sports info office. "I would have really been up a tree if it had not
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stated.
A lot of the pressure 1s taken off me be~;-1,se of Jim
Saturday at home. Kick off is
(Clark) a~d Dave (Kaszuba). Otherwise I might have ~'.ad to give
scheduled for 1 p.m. at Kirby
up coachmg the cross country team. We have a lot of fun up here
p k
along with wori9ng hard. The running joke up here is that we are
ar ·
all Ace Frehley fans."
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up here once the basketball season rolls around. I should be able
to juggle everthing I have to," McGuire said.
The transition thus far seeems to be a very smooth one so I'm
sure that the able-bodied sports info staff will be able to handle it
just fine. Good luck to Tom McGuire not only at Sports Info but
alsoupon his recent engagement.

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Along with the announcement of Tom McGuire's new post, I
wish to congratulate student assistant Dave Kaszuba on the fine
job he did last semester. Kaszuba took over most of the duties at
Sports Info last Fe~ruary when Patty Moran resigned. You did a
good job in handlin the office, Dave.

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The compeut1ve purpose of the Olympic Games is IO
each nation's best in athletic showdowns.
Unfortun
United States has to send many second liners to the glob~
fest every four years.
The Games of the XXIV Summer Olympiad began la.I
with America's best basketball players watching on the
Old Glory's finest baseballers in the heat of a pennant r.....
the 1992 Winter Games take place in Albertville, France,
flight American hockey players of the NHL will have to
by as Team USA drops another contest to West Germany.
It may seem as if relatively few .sports are affected
vague, inconsistent "no pro" stance adopted by the In
Olympic Organizing Committee. (For example, tennis and
pros are eligible to be Olympians, but those of soccer,
basketball, etc. are not.) Yet, principle is the matter at hand.
Sure, Carl Lewis, Edwin Moses and Evelyn Ashford
the USA in their prospective events. They are the besl
country. Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, and Isiah Thomas
the best of the country. They will not be in Seoul. Jeff
Dan Majerle, and Stacey Augmon will be. Make no mis
are fine players but they aren't the best we have to offer.
The Soviet Union will have its first string on the
in South Korea, as will Yugoslavia, Brazil, Spain and
This discrepancy Q1ay not matter at medal time because the
favored for gold. But if our chosen twelve comes up
can't help thinking.. .'we could have sent better.'
Olympic hockey squads are allowed to draw from NHL
but only those players who are on the lower salary rung
prospective teams. Alas, Wayne Gretzky can't wear the
of Canada, nor can John Vanbiesbrouck stop shots for
· and Stripes.
Competition at its highest level is beautiful. Case
the 1987 Canqda Cup. The Canadians (of the NHL) de
Soviets two games to one in a finals to remember. Yet
Soviet contingent blitzed the Canadian Olympic team
Calgary and went on to win the gold medal. In that case,
hockey team in the world could not be present to claim·
prize.
Team USA decided not to use any NHL'ers in Cal
Canadians did
take advantage of the limited number
available.) Blame the "Miracle of Lake Placid.'' As
complishment as it was, it also tricked the USO0C into
it could be repeated on a regular basis.
The NHL is considering shutting down for two w
the '92 Games and making all players eligible. The
be tremendous and one would hope (when baseball
medal sport in '92) Major League Baseball would folio,
would be a small sacrifice every four years for the g
ternational sport to start the season a week earlier and
week later. The players (in both the NHL and MLB)
chosen on their performances up to that point.
Boxing is the only endeavor that should be excu
sionals rely on unblemished records for career advan
stumble in the Olympics could wreck earning power and
of training, which isn't the case with other_worts.
The amateur status of athletes is a matter rL
soc1et1es. In the Soviet Union and East Germany, if
athlete, that is essentially an occupation. An Ameri
Brian Boitano, on the other hand, can't make a living
sport and represent his country at the same juncture.
best male figure skater in the world, recently signed
with an ice show. Someone else will be crowned at
skating world championships later this year. As you
"amateurism" isn't just an Olympic problem.
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a tough 8-2 loss at Bloomsburg, a Division II team.
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shutting
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against Upsala and Bloomsburg's offense.
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both games.
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Chris Nebel, John
Upsala 6-1.., and Meyers, Andy Renner, Doug
1-0.
Albertson and the rest of the
Colonel defense combined to
stymie the Bloomsburg attack.
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lleady rain on Saturday, nice shot right inside the left
Day, the Colonels post with about eight minutes
families to a 6-1 vie- remaining
in
the
game.
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and Steve Maloney players up to gain the equalizer,
two goals. Single but were denied a score.
scored by Sean
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Controversy rules the
day for cross-country

much better than against Juniata,
but still ended up in the losers
bracket. The team was able to
move the ball up the field better,
but it could not get the ball in
the cage.
In Saturday's game, on
Parent's Day, the Lady Colonels
played Albright in a steady rain.
The game was evenly matched
until Albright scored off a corner
hit. Wilkes could not seem to
put the ball in the net, which
was the problem all week long.
Hopefully Wilkes will put it
all together for Thursday when
they travel to Lebanon Valley
for their first MAC game.

NOTE:

by Ray Ott
Beacon Sports Writer

comply with other pre-race requirements.
"The King's coach marked
Controversy
was
stirring the course wrong," said upset,
this past Saturday in Kirby Park Wilkes Coach Tom McGuire.
as the Wilkes College cross- "League rules call for the host
country team was engaged in a team to send out a map and a
tri-meet with Delaware Valley course description one week
College and host King's College.
before the race, and this was not
The Colonels, entering only done.''
five runners (the necessary numDespite the loss, which
ber to compete in a meet), one drops the Colonels to 0-2,
of the Colonel runners got lost Coach McGuire was still happy
on the course and the team was with his runners' performances.
disqualified. The reason for this "Everyone ran two to three minmishap was that the first year utes ahead of their usual times. I
King's coach did not mark the feel we have a positive future,"
course correctly and failed to he said. McGuire was extremely

****

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Jen Gluc for scoring her first
goal in the second game against
Albright on Saturday.

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This Saturday, the Colonels
travel to Scranton to compete
with two conference powers,
Scranton
and
Susquehanna.
King's will also be there. "Our
main goal going against the two
top conference powers will be to
avoid a shutout. We will need
super efforts from our top people," said McGuire.
Although
they
are • not
expected to win at Scranton, the
Colonels are expected to finish
the race. They received a map
and course description two weeks
ago.

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road-trip defeat
by Suzanne Payne
Beacon Sports Writer ·
The Wilkes ~omen's soccer
team traveled south for a twogame road trip last weekend. It
was
defeated
by
Western
Maryland,
12-0
and
by
Gettysburg, 9-0.
Though the
Lady Colonels were defeated in
terms of scoring, confidence and
game play were improved.
"If they (Wilkes) had as
much skill as they did heart,
they'd win every game," said a
Gettysburg supporter.
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team has to do is retain the heart
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skills are learned and the improvements are apparent. Coach
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yet
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Gettysburg."
At Western Maryland the
most impressive effort was given
by Pam Ulichyny.
Ulichyny,
who has little experience, had
two shots on goal.
Key offensive plays and good ball
handling by Paula Schoenwetter,
Joanne Esposito, and Ulichyny
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defense.
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almost everywhere during the two
games and did everything from
taking three shots on goal to
keeping goals from finding the
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and a new recruit could not join
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Vol. XLI

18766

No.3

Albright goes down 41-7

Resilient Colonels win on Parents'
by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Edi/tor
If any of the members of the
Wilkes
football
squad
are
looking for a sport to play in
the offseason, basketball might
be a good choice. Why? They
sure know how to rebound.
The Colonels (1-1, 1-0 in
the MAC) dunked Albright, 41-7,
on a rainy Parents' Day afternoon at Ralston Field last
Saturday, looking like a different
team from the one trounced by
Cortland State a week earlier.
What can the turnaround be
attributed to?
"The intensity level of our
team was a lot stronger than against Cortland," said head coach
Bill Unsworth.
Wide receiver Craig Stevens

explained further. "Practice was
live the week before the game,"
he said. "Usually, only the line
is live.
It's called 'Memorex.'
But this week, there was tackling
downfield. The starters felt we
had something to prove."
With a slick field as the
proving ground, the Colonels
sparred with the Lions for most
of the first quarter, but a clear
Wilkes-favored physical dominance was evolving. Late in the
quarter, Mike Dungen's 25-yard
field goal finished a 14-play, 71yard advance and gave the
Colonels a 3-0 jump.
On the following Albright
possession, Colonels' free safety
Mark Habeeb picked off a Ken
Dysart pass and returned it 12
yards to the Lions' 32 yard-line.
On the second play of the drive,
Wilkes
running
back
Joe

Colonel of
the Week

Bednarski rambled 25 yards for They were so concerned about times for 107 yard!,
his
speed,
they
ignored the two game total
the score and a 10-0 lead.
for 200 yards.
Bednarski,
a
sophomore, Bednarski."
The
Early in the third quarter,
missed the Cortland game due to
inconsistc
illness.
Ag~inst Albright, he the Lions' Vince Cataldo dove in again
made the defenders ill as he piled for a four-yard tochdown, which Meagley completing
up 129 yards and two touch- narrowed the gap to 20-7. The 23 for 70 yards and
downs on just eight carries. His Lions later intercepted Sean ceptions. For the
talent has clearly impressed Meagley and threatened to make completing just 31.9
Unsworth.
"Joe is a great a game of it. But the Wilkes his passes.
"Some of the i
player. He was that way in high defense stiffened and Meagley
school,"
he commented.
"He scored on a 33-yard option on Saturday were S1:31
went to Lycoming for a year, but · keeper to make the score 27-7 a lot of times he had
he got hurt and didn't get a · and, for all intents and purposes, his face and he c
through.
When
chance to show what he could seal the outcome.
Meagley's touchdown fin- the ball talces off on
do.
He decided to come to
Wilkes and we're lucky to have ished a 7-play, 77-yard drive, the ball was wet.
which was characteristic of the have the biggest han
him."
With 2:09 left in the first run-based ball control that the ball bothers him,
half,
running
back
Dean Colonels
displayed
all
day
Ambosie powered 21 yards for a behind a rejuvenated offensive
wins 41-7 on co
touchdown. The 5-play, 42-yard line.
march put the Colonels ahead,
The other two Wilkes tallies urdays, there has to
How does
came on a 64-yard run by ground.
17-0.
Linebacker Joe Daches pil- Bednarski and a spectacular, zig truly feel about the
fered another Dysart offering and zag 76-yard interception return of ·s Colonels? "I
a good, solid footb
returned it eight yards to set up a by Jim Rittinger.
The Colonels had five inter- can put pressure on
22-yard Dungen field goal and a
ceptions en masse.
"It was a do some things.
20-0 halftime margin.
The Colonels' defense al- matter of being in the right contention is very
lowed no plausible rushing yard- zones and a result of the pressure sible.] What I like
said We have a lot of
age in the first half and only 26 on their quarterback,"
yards on 29 attempts in the Unsworth. "On Rittinger's inter- play. Even if our
contest.
That's called stuffing ception, he was right where we well, they have to
or somebody is w ·
them, folks.
"They're a throw- told him to be."
On the negative side 1or the
ing team," said Unsworth. "But
we felt our defensive line was Colonels, they were penalized 14
more physical than theirs." As
an
Albright assistant coach
confessed afterward, "Wilkes manhandled us.''
The Colonels' rushers, meanwhile, amassed 357 yards, led by
Bednarski's 129. Ambosie added
88 on 12 carries and Courtney
McFarlane chipped in 61 in 15
attempts.
"We got off the ball, got in
people's faces and blocked,"
commented Unsworth.
"Every- .
body blocked well: the line, the
backs and wingbacks, and the
receivers. We exploited their det
fense with the influence trap,
where the tackle pulls outside.
They were shifting with him, so
there was a nice big hole inside.
"We saw on film that their
secondary didn't come up well on
run support.
If you play like
that against the speed in our
backfield, you're dead. On one
of Bednarski's touchdowns, we
set
them
up
by
putting
McFarlane out bn · the wing. Wilkes quarterback Sean Meagley lets one t1y during Sa

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be called the A
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on the bac
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                    <text>September 2

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make somethin
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receiver, it's n
change.
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quarterback, it
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Running b
ished a 6-play,
led drive with
down run to
ahead 28-14
Susquehanna's
hand. Randy
yard field goal
intercepted a
returned it 51
The two tallies
comfortably on
Meagley,
fi nished.
He
15 yards · out
before giving
was his best
· season. "I kne
could do
Unsworth.
threw well b
dropped a lot
Albright, the ball
had some proble
ing the way he
surprise at all."
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the run-and-sh
in the future.
lot of confidence
fully will carry
couple of games
also addressed h
interception
score. "I was
while, but it di
the second half
ception,

October 6, 1988

ernor Casey and his
net hold town meeting
open "town meety Dickson Darte
onning Arts last
The meeting was
's participation
"Capital for a Day"
rJaneElmes-

th(, meeting. In
Elmes-Crahall
three long term
improvement and
environmental
vement of the
higher educahools in general,
made a committhe professional
mthe state, as well
m the quality of
" said Elmes-

made enormous contributions to the
progress and the history of Pennsylvania. I wanted to talk to and listen to
these people, and find out how we
can serve them better."
Casey and his cabinet then
fielded inquiries and listened to
complaints from the audience. They
included a mixture of public and
personal matters. Secretary of Public
Welfare John White and Secretary of
Education Thomas Gilhool handled
most of the governor's references.
Many of the exchanges encompassed the field of education,
especially for the handicapped.
"Pennsylvania's schools have
great strengths in the area of education of the disabled on which we can
build," said Gilhool. "It has been
suggested to us by a citizen's task
force and by the House Committee
on Education that we invest in the
implementation of approaches to
teaching which work. They will
entail early education and the transition from school to productive
work."
Casey also addressed the issue of higher education funding.
"Since I've been governor, we have
increased funding for scholarship

assistance at a rate higher than any
other in our history," he said. "We
have a strong commitment to lessen
the cost of higher education in the
state. The right of college education
should not depend on the size of a
parent's pocketbook or the willingness of a student to incur debt."
An audience member also
asked if the Casey/Singel Education
Reform Plan was being put into action. "All points have been or will be.
One of the most important is a minimum salary of $18,000 for teachers.
We also want to subsidize the educational costs of students who agree to
teach in underserved areas," said
Casey.
"Our support for education is
genuine. In the first two years of my
administration, we will have increased support for education by
almost a half billion dollars. I challenge any state to do that."
Casey also stated his personal
motto as an administrator. "A governor has to make tough decisions and
be a leader. I'm not afraid to make
those decisions."
Beacon writer Tom Obrzut

See Casey Page 3

~e rolls out red carpet
be

for the events
final stages as
and faculty anxthis weekend's

y, a golf
take place at the
try Club begp.m. According
Shipula, Dir-

ector of Alumni Relations, the
tournament "has been filled for
two weeks. There are over one
hundred participants involved.
The response to this homecoming weekend has been excellent."
Saturday morning brings
with it first the judging of the
dorm displays. According to Shipula, the alumni look forward to
seeing the Wilkes school spirit
displayed. A few years ago, Shipula said only a few dorms had
displays.
After a meeting with stu-

dents and
the
Homecoming
Committee the response increased tremendously over the
years. This y~. more than
fifteen displays will be judged.
Campus tours for alumni
and interested students begin at9:30 a.m. on Saturday.
This
gives the alumni a chance to see
the changes which have taken
place on campus and give them
time to relive memories from
their own college days.
The
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Jane Elmes-Crahall, an assist~nt professor in the Speech,
Communications, and Theater Arts Department served as
moderator of the town meeting held at the CPA last week.
Photo by Donna Yedlock

Jane Elmes-Crahall
serves as moderator
by Barbara Jamelli
Beacon News Editor

the governor's office. Based on their
qualifications and interviews, one
would be chosen as moderator. The
A Wilkes College faculty governor's office was looking for
member had a chance to shine last someone who was well-known
week during Governor Casey's throughout the area, was not biased,
"Capital For A Day" event. Jane and did not support one view of a
Elmes-Crallall, an assistant profes- controversial issue.
.sor from the Speech, CommunicaElmes-Crahall was nomitions, and Theater Arts Department, nated by the League of Women Votserved as moderator for the "Town ers, and the nomination was supMeeting" portion of Casey's activi- ported by local women's groups.
ties. Professor Elmes-Crallall was
She has had experience as a
selected from a group of four nomi- moderator for the televised Paul
nees from the Wilkes-Barre area. _ Kanjorski/Marc Holtzman congresElmes-Crahall said the proc- sional debate in 1986. She also
ess began when an arrangement moderated the 1987 primary debate
committee from the governor's of- between district attorney candidates
fice asked for nominees from the in which there was extensive audiarea. These nominees were then ence questioning, similar to the town
notified that they were to meet indiSee Moderator page 3
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I am sure that most Wilkes Col- instructional opportunities, such
To the Editor:
lege students realize that cesorship, feedbackcan,attimes,provehelpful.
correctly construed, involves Student editors with courage and
Dr. Guggenheim's private, forcible deletion (by an official) of minds of their own can testify from
idiosyncratic notion of censorship forbidden material. This may take personal experience that- it is combearslittlerelationshiptothewaythe the form of stopping the presses, pletely pos~ible-to "just say no" to
courts have traditionally defined it. It obtaining a court injunction against a these occasional requests that seem
would appear to encompass any publication, or suddenly removing unwa.'Tented, despite the fact that the
The banner stretched across River Street says
expression of disapproval with the an editor in order to stop him or her ---College, as publisher, bears the ulti- --"WELCOME BACK ALUMNI!" This weekend m
editorial decision making process, from publishing objectionable con- mate legal responsibility for what is 41st Homecoming celebration at Wilkes College.
beforeorafterpublicationhasoccur- tent. None of these things has ever printed in campus publications.
The school has a lot to be proud of as the alumni
red. Were it to be wi(ely adopted, happened at Wilkes College.
"home" this weekend. Allow me to play "back pa
such a definition would make virtuAdvice, requests, criticism, and
(Dr.) Norma Schulman
mention a few of these positive changes.
ally all publications, not only at suggestions by advisors and other Dept. of Speech, Communications,
First and foremost is the quick construction job
Wilkes, but everywhere, "censored," members of the College community and Theater Arts
"Arnaud C. Marts Sports and Conference Center."
for authors and journalists routinely do not constitute censorship. In a Chair, Student Publications Com- us who were here last year remember the hole that
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Pilgrimage to Wilkes:
glorious arrival
by Tony Veatch
Beacon Columnist
Amidst a mass of pamphletwieldin&amp;, white-robed religious
fanatics, who without the cleanly
shaven heads would easily be mistaken for the Klan, I had my houseboy and toilet sanitizer, Thad, pick
up our bags while I rented a vehicle.
Though the Volkswagen bus I picked
up in no way compared to the Orange
Horr.et, it could take the jolt of an
occasional furry animal perched in
the road, which was the only test I
needed to perform. Within minutes
we were speeding down the interstate, with Thad's hands leaving the
wheel every few minutes to scan an
animal crossing with binoculars,
hoping to spot a wild, daring possum

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readying himself to dart across the
road.
In the middle of a raging thunderstorm we pulled into the crowded
parking lot of a hellish hellhole called Pickering. The oddly shaped
triangular building reeked of decaying excrement. A gritty, seeping
black film crept down the brick walls
expo~ing the blank emptiness of
hollow windows. There was a blonde, small-eyed, wrestler-type sitting spread-eagled at the door. He
was nursing a quart of watermelon
wine cooler, and his chanting of AC/
DC's Highway to Hell did little to
conceal the screams of freshly castrated resident assistants. We scaled
the multiple tiers of crooked steps as
a small puddle began to form beside
his left leg.

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I entered my . third floor penthouse to find that I was to be separated from Thad, my luggage handler and toenail clipper, who disappeared into the gloominess of the
room across the hall from mine. I
found room 344 to be like all the
others in Webster. A collage of
crusty, overworn underwear
decorated the north wall - clearly a
project of either a raving mad art
major or my roommate, who was not
present at the time. He had constructed bunk beds, however, and lu~d
made the top bunk with soiled
Snoopy sheets. I immediately had
the vision of an assortment of bodily
fluids dripping on my forehead from

saw the front page of last week's Beacon ) you noticeda
change. Even though the women's volleyball team didn
a home, the basketball teams as well as the wrestlers ·
a home this year; the gym should be done by the be ·
next semester.
Next is the immense freshman class. Is it finally
that people feel confidant they can get a good educa
Wilkes? This large influx of students screams an enth
"yes." Admissions has lot to be proud of in their
recruitment.
This freshman class is also very involved with
activities. Programming Board events have larger a
than they have ever had. This brings me to my next po·
evil monster known as "Apathy" is slowly but surely
driven from the land. Clubs are reporting larger mem
publications have larger staffs and, simply, more is
done.
We may be a small college but we are on our way
place that the founders wanted us to be.
So, welcome back to \\_lilkes College, Alumni. S
you have helped to build and what we hope to co
Welcome back to that little liberal arts college that,
raised a snicker from your friends who were swallowed
the huge State Universities. I guess what I'm trying to
Welcome home, alumni.
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its sponsoring organization. This or- I
ganization treates infants afflicted I
with blue baby syndrome.
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Since the mid-sixties the
Circle K Club of Wilkes College has I
held its annual haunted house, and I
year after year it has been one of the I
club's most successful projects. Last I
year the club raised almost $3000.00 ·I
for the American Cancer Society I
through the house project. This I
amount more than tripled the proceeds from the house in 1986, and is I
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it's a more inthan in the past
of having to go
a fonnal evening,
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suggestedtoGilhooltheformationof
a statewide panel of college students.
The proposed group would meet in
Harrisburg on a regular basis to keep
the governor aware of the concerns
of college st udents.
Gilhool was receptive. "Let's
pursue that. It's a great idea," he
said.
Afterward, Casey gave advice
for students leaning toward careers in
government. "Be involved in the
community," he said. "It's hard to do
that, because access to the system is
very difficult and expensive. It, s
getting very complicated
"Academically, I don't think
it makes a great deal of difference
what you learn as long you try to do
well in your particular area of interest.
"I sympa th ize wi th th ose
young people who want to get into
public service, but I hope th ey continue to do it because we need th em
very badly."
Wilkes-Barre mayor Lee
Namey suinmed up the evening.
"This program is positive for
all Pennsylvanians," he said. "Itisan
attempt by Governor Casey to bring
the people and their concerns the
primary concern of himself and his
cabinet.
"It gives the people a chance
to be a partner in Governor Casey's
attempt at a better Pennsylvania."

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meeting Governor Casey held here.
Elmes-Crahall said that her
experience in public speaking and
thefactthatsheteachespublicspeaking were additional but equally important qualifications. She also said
that being a woman was an asset
throughout the selection process.
Basically, Elmes-Crahall's
job was to keep the meeting running
smoothly and to remove the pressure
of deciding who to allow to speak
from Governor Casey. She said the
job was "hard" in that she had to
remain authoritative enough to keep
the meeting moving yet remain sensitiveenough to know when a person,
who might not have had a question,
should be heard. She described the
situation of the parents of a three year
old deaf boy whose parents were
trying to have the boy enrolled in
school. The local Intermediate Unit
would not allow them to enroll their
son in the Scranton School for the
Deaf, their choice forthechild. After
making an appeal at the town meeting, the Governor instructed the
Secretary of Education to have the
child enrolled in school by Friday.

The meeting lasted approximatelythreeandahalfhours,anhour
and a half longer than expected.
Television coverage of the town
meeting by WVIA lasted only until
9:30p.m. Someoftliemorepoignant
moments happened afterthe cameras
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C ah II 'd
stoppe ro mg, mes- r a sa1 .
She singled out the previously described situation and that ofa woman
who questioned why the construction of modular homes was not regulated, and why her appeals to the
governor's office, in the form of
three registered letters, remained
unaddressed. The walls of her home
shake every time her son walks, ereating a dangerous situation.
When discussing the success
of the town meeting, she mentioned
being told during the late afternoon
on the day of the event that she would
have to introduce the governor, giving her only a few hours to prepare,
and being cued to the wrong camera
at one point in the proceedings.
Overall however, Elmes-Crahall
said that the meeting "basically went
smoothly."

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Sp EC I A L I N VITATI O N TO ALL
WILK.E S FEMALE STUDENTS
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All Wilkes female students are invited to attend
an informal discussion with Dr. Rosemarie
Tong,
2 to 3 p.m. in the Annette Evans Alumni House
on Thursday, October 27.

Her lecture on Women's Issues and Reproductive Techonolgy will follow at 4 p.m. in the CPA

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by Ian Taggart
Beacon Staff Writer
Dr. Joseph Bellucci, Director
of the Regional Computer Resource
Center, has announced the winners
of the Back to School Compact Disc
Giveaway sponsored by Apple
Computer, Inc. Anne Kilyanek and
Barbara Jamelli, Apple Student
Consultants, and Dr. Bellucci were
the coordinators of the campus-wide
giveaway. Members of the campus
community registered to win in a
unique way: participants entered
their information into a program on
the Macintosh which randomly seIected the winners.
First prize was a Sony
Discman that can be adapted to play
three or five inch compact discs.
Two second prizes winners were
awarded Sony Discmans that play
five-inch compact discs. Ten Tshirtsweregivenasrunner-upprizes.
Amy Rodechko was the winner of the first prize. Second prize
recipients were Linda Gubitose and
Nadine Banul. T-shirts winners were
Amjal AI-Tarifi, Ed Buonocore,
Doug DeGroote, Kathleen Flaim,
Bill Kem, Dr. Jerry Kucirka, Robert
McDonnell, Mark Naessig, Scot
Romano, and Stan Semanchick.
Unclaimed prizes can be picked up at
the RCRC/Education Department
office, SLC 113, between 8: 15 and
3:45 p.m.

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tion and area key clubs for help.
Given the location of the
house, next to the Bourbon St.
Lounge known for their go-go dancers, Steve indicated that there would
be extra security to insure the safety
of its patrons.
Many Circle K'ers who have
worked on the haunted house in the
previous years agree that the project
is a tremendous amount of work, but
the -sense of accomplishment, the
gratification of helping victims of
disease and the sheer fun make every
moment worth it.

(CPS) Boston University rejected student proposals and issued
strict new rules September 15 prohibiting students from having overnight guests of the opposite sex in
their dorm rooms,
"All of life after 11 p,m, has
been banned at BU," senior Jamie
Sanbonmatsu told a crowd of 2,000
students that had converged to protest the visitation rules the day before
they were approved,
BU's strict new rules may be
the closest a college has returned to
the "in loco parentis" relationship
schools maintained with their students up until the 1960's. Under the
doctrine~ literally meaning administrators acted "in place of the parents"
- campuses set curfews for students,
suspended students for behaving in
ways they didn't like and forbade
students of the opposite sex to visit
with each other behind closed doors.
Though the rules collapsed
under student protests for greater
autonomy, new drinking laws and
increasing numbers of student lawsuits blaming colleges for sexual
assault~ and other crimes have
moved many campuses to tighten
their control over potentially litigious student behavior during the
past few years,
St. Joseph's College in
Maine, the State University of New
York at Binghampton and North
Carolina State University, among
others, also have restricted or banned
overnight visits to dorms by members of the opposite sex in recent
years.

Virtually every campus in the
United States, moreover, has stiffened its student drinking rules since
1986, when the federal government
threatened to cut off funding to any
state that still allowed 18 year-olds to
drink alcohol.
BU officials said they were
just trying to help students study.
The new rules, said BU
spokesman Kevin Carleton, actress
"concerns stated by students, staff
and parents that residences too often
have failed to provide the kind of
environment where an individual can
quietly study and have his or her right
to privacy respected."
Sanbonmatsu, on the other
hand, charged, "The adminstration is
stunting our growth and development by denying us the right to make
decisions."
Under the new guidelines,
some of which go into effect in late
fall and others during the spring,
guests must display identification
cards and leave the dormitory by 11
by Susan Borthwick
p.m. on weekdays and 1 a,m, on
Beacon
Assistant News Editor
weekends.
Overnight gueS ts of th e same
The residents of Waller North
sex are still allowed, but guests of the
opposite sex will not be allowed to have recently participated in a session of self defense. This session,
stay overnight.
Students olderthan age 21 can which was held in the backyard of
Waller, was the first of three.
bring a six-pack of beer or a liter of
Graduate student Brian Bohr
other kinds of alcoholic beverages
into the dorms, but no more than that. lead the girls in warm up exercises,
Carleton student protests of followed by actual self defense meththe rules did not faze BU officials. "I ods. The methods taught were valudon •t think any demonstration would able according to the participants.
have an effect," he said. "What can
Freshman Katie McGeary
have an effect is a reasonable discus- commented, " Learning self defense
sion.,,
is a great opportunity. I've learned to
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resting on my empty, dust-ridden said,"Everyone should be aware of
his loft as I slept. I refused to worry desk. I carelessly flipped through the the present threatening situation that
about such a thing, and decided to pages, encountering one underlined surrounds this area, and how to take
deal with my phobia of bunk beds rule that attracted my attention. care of themselves. This session has
Senior
when the time came. After casting "Should one's roommate die, the given _me confidence."
my luggage_on the concrete hardness surviving roommate will receive, Wendy Rosencrance feels this is a
of my bed, I crossed to check on among other benefits, a 4.0 grade "good idea for a dorm function . This
Thad.
point average .... " My reading was is something everyone should know
I found him unpacking his interrupted by that blonde wrestler- about- defending themselves.
The second session is to be
things, and he disrupted his train of type, who failed to introduce himself
thought to introduce me to his room- but simply said, "How ya feel in'. I'm held soon, due to the positive remate Robert. I clumsily shook hands your roommate," and grasped the sponse from the women of Waller
with the short-haired Army ROTC metal frame while vaulting into his North.
clod, who had been using a polished bunk with great agility. In his arms
shotglasstoinhaleListerine. Hewas were a few sly wenches from our
Senior CI ass
the type of person who consults K- sister slum, Weiss Hall.
Meeting
Mart stockboys for fashion tips.
Time crept by at the pace of a I
Robert had no shirt on, but his over- lumbering hippo. In the course of the I
sized white shorts were pulled up to a first few weeks of school, my room:
To be held on
point just below his chest. The mate died. It seems that he had grabTuesday, October
drooling pyromaniac had odor eaters bed the familiar metal frame of the
permanently affixed to the bottom of bed, as usual, and tried to get up: 111 at 11 a. m . i n the
his feet, and they clicked as he left to Somehow, he mysteriously fell to the
CPA
wander the halls in frantic search of ground and burst his head wide open. I
his drug connection. Thad and I I was not there when it happened, but :
The meeting will
laughed, said nothing, and went I did have to come back a few hours
be regarding
about seuling into our new homes.
later to disconnect the wire I ran from I
Upon returning to my room, I the electrical outlet to that familiar I commencement.
found a Wilkes College Student metal frame.

Waller
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Forbes to speak a
F ortinsky dedicati
Wilkes College is inviting the Advisory Institute, Inc.;
public to its dedication of Fortinsky Trinchera, Inc.; Sangre
Hall at 2 p.m., October 12, at the Ranches, Inc.; Fiji Forbes,
Center for the Perfoming Arts.
Forbes Europe, Inc.
Fortinsky Hall will house the
Fortinsky Hall is
College's School of Business and honor of Shirley and
Economics and in that context, Mal- Fortinsky who, as major
colm S. Forbes, charirnan and editor- made possible the pure
in-chief of Forbes Magazine, Inc., building that has become
will be principal speaker for the the Wilkes School of B
event and will receive the Honorary Economics. In recogniti!I,
Doctor of Humane Letters from President Christopher N.
Wilkes College.
said, "The buildings on OIi
are the best graphic ex
Forbes first entered the news- friends from the comm
paper business only two days after ported Wilkes during i~
graduation from college. He became years. The names on these
owner and publisher of the Fairfield throughout our campusait
Times, a weekly in Lancaster, Ohio. ones within the comm ·
The following year, in 1942, he such as Darte, Stark, So
founded the Lancaster Tribune, also McClintock, Evans, W
a weekly publication.
Kirby, Conyngham, R
many others who gave
His publishing career was innanciall y, but gave of
terrupted in 1942 when he went into
We are pleased to add the
the United States Army where he
Robert and Shirley Fo .
served during World War II as a staff
list of friends."
sergeant. Forbes saw action in
France, Belgium and Germany and
was awarded the Bronze Star and the
ness and Economics offm
Purple Heart. Immediately after his of programs leading to a
military service, Forbes decided to science degree in A
join the business publication Business Administrati11,
founded by his father and he became bachelor of arts degree in
vice president of Forbes, Inc. In
ics. Minors in all three
1947, serving as associate publisher available. The various
of Forbes Magazine. In 1948 he fered through the School
founded Nation's Heritage, a bi- and Economics prepare
monthly publication presenting a pants for management
pictorial recapitulation of American business, industry, the
history and in 1949 was awarded the sector, and govemmen1
Freedoms Foundation Medal for professional licensings
publishing this illustrated, six-vol- education. Interdisci
ume series on American heritage.
tures, such as the Compu
In 1954, Malcom Forbes was
elected editor and publisher of
Forbes Magazine and is now the
chief executive officer of the following companies: Forbes Investors

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Top 1000

Much Ado, a must see
by Michele Broton
and Nick Humen
Beacon Features Writer
Romance, intrigue, and a
healthy dose of comedy combine
to make Much Ado About Nothing one of the "must see" shows
of this semester.
Written
by
William
Shakespeare, Much Ado is the
story of star-crossed lovers and a
vengeful sister. It is the story
of Claudio and Hero, innocent
love, and sacred vows; it is the
story of Benedick and Beatrice,
quick wits and vicious barbs.
Mr. Karl Wagner, theatre
director at King's College, directs the show, which will be
presented on October 6, 7, and 8
at the King's theatre. Through
his constant and professional attention, the cast is building a
show that is sure to charm both
young and old.
Robert J. Michaels and
Laura Herman, who star as the

innocent lovers Claudio and
Hero, are both seniors from
King's College.
Benedick is
skillfully portrayed by John
Domzalski, from Wilkes, while
his sharp witted opponent and
lover is brought to glorious life
by Anne Schneller of King's.
The remainder of the cast is
comprised of both Wilkes and
King's students.
From Wilkes,
Rebecca G. Haywood can be
found debuting as A_ntonia, Ron
Petoia is seen starring as Don
Pedro, Gunnar Waldman as
Dogberry, Christine Brunnock as
Margaret, Nick Humen as Fransis
Seacole the Sexton, Michele D.
Broton as Leonata, and Patrick
L. Shields as the messenger and
Friar Fransis.
King's students _in the play
include Jennifer Hussey as Lady
Johanna, Kurt Reisinger makes
his debut as Borachio, and also
debuting are Tim Trach as Verges
and Bridget O'Brien as Ursula.
Rounding out the cast, one will

Let's rock

find
Roan
Everett,
another
King's student, and Eoin Ennis, a
sophomor.e at Bishop O'Reilly
High School, portraying the two
hilariously funny watchmen.

And

Roll

The entire cast is very excited about the show, and, by Tom Obrzut
natural-ly, it shows in their Beacon Staff Writer
energy on stage.
Robert J.
Michaels, when asked how he
This week our countdown continues toward number one.
felt about the show, responded, this week with "Windy" by the Association at number 893.
"I feel very positive about it, it's
a great experience, and a very
893. Windy/Association
worth-while
project."
The
892. Too Late For Goodbyes/Julian Lennon
dramatic
cha-risma
present
891. J ungleland/Bruce Springsteen
between Michaels and Laura
890.Money/Beatles
Herman should be proof of their
889. Wishing You Were Here/Chicago
dedication to this show.
888. Lonely Ol' Night/John Cougar Mellencamp
Much Ado About Nothing
887. She's Gone/Hall &amp; Oates
is sure to provide outstanding
886. Old Man Down The Road/John Fogerty
entertainment for all audiences.
885. Rain/Beatles
Whether
you're
a
seasoned
884. Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard/Paul Simon
Shakespeare fan, or simply some883. A Matter Of Trust/Billy Joel
one looking an evening of en882. I Second That Emotion/Miracles
tertainment and laughter, a night
881. Going To A Go-Go/Rolling Stones
at the King's theatre is just the
880. Across The Universe/Beatles
thing for you.
879. My Love/Paul McCartney
878. Sara/Fleetwood Mac
877. You Can Call Me Al/Paul Simon
876. My Hometown/Bruce Springsteen
875. Long Tall Sally/Beatles
874. Tequila Sunrise/Eagles
Fah-my, Dean of Graduate Studies
873. Glass Onion/Beatles
and Continuing Education. "My872. Catch Me Now I'm Falling/Kinks
thology and the Sense of Identity
871. Eminence Front/Who
in Moslem and Arab World."
870. Rainy Day Women #12 &amp; 35/Bob Dylan
869. Can't You Hear Me Knocking/Rolling Stones
November 10-- Tony Vento,
868. Like A Hurricane/Neil Young
"Myth in
cam-pus minister.
867. Dream Weaver/Gary Wright
Relation-ship
to
Man
and
866. Piece Of My Heart/Big Brother &amp; The Holding Company
Nature."
865. Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me/Elton John
November
17-Dr.
Christopher Brieseth, President of 864. Lodi/Creedence Clearwater Revival
863. Walk Away/James Gang
Wilkes College. "Myth and Poli862. What Is Life/George Harrison
tics."
861. Lady Jane/Rolling Stones
860. Home By The Sea/Genesis
The classes are from 7-9 p.m.
859. Bell Bottom Blues/Derek &amp; The Dominoes
in SLC 405. Anyone interested
should see Dr. Fahmy, 2nd floor,
Notes: This week's segment of the top 1000 classical
Max Roth Center.
contains eight Beatles- or Beatles-related (solo songs, Jul'
There will be an article each
songs. One of many reasons why the Beatles will always be
week in the Beacon summarizing
pioneers of the 60's rock 'n' roll era. "Sara" by Fleetwood Mac
the previous week's lecture.
successful album "Tusk" bows at number 878.

The power of myth
by Chris Taroli
Beacon Feature Writer

Even today no one is really sure
on one · universal definition. We
do know it is a cultural phenomeMythology.
What exactly is non. In the most broad definiit? Why is it? How has it in- tion, sholars today do agree on
fluenced our lives, our thinking, some characteristics:
myth is
our custome, our culture? These usually a narrative which uses
perplexing questions are the foun- symbolic or allegorical landations of a new course being of- guage, such as the Christian
fered by the Wilkes College Con- Bible, the Hindu Rig-Veda, or
tinuing Education program called the Babylonian Enuma elish;
characters are usually supernatur"Myth versus Reality."
or
superhuman
(Zeus,
The course was inspired by al
Hercules),
and
it
usually
describthe PBS documentary series
"Joseph Campbell and the Power es the origins of the basic asof Myth."
Joseph Campbell, sumptions or basic elements of a
who passed away earlier this culture (creation of the world,
year, just after the taping of the ' humans, and customs).
program, has long been considered the foremost twentieth-century
The objective of the "Myth
authority on mythology.
His versus Reality" course is to
most
influential
work,
The discuss, through team teaching,
Masks of God, is an exhaustive myth, its meaning and tradition,
four volume work in which he at- how it influences our lives ' both
tempts, from the perspective of religiously and culturally, and
depth psychology, to formulate a where or when myth ends and
general theory of the origin, de- reality begins.
velopment, and unity of all humThe course will be taught by
an culture.
a panel of seven. Each week one
The book The Power of of the panel will present a
Myth,
which is on its 16th lecture on a certain aspect of
week on the N.Y. Times best-sel- myth:
ling list, is nothing more than October
6-Rabbi
Israel
the dialogue from the ten-part vi- Kesten-baum,
Temple
O'Hau
deo series in which Bill Moyers Zedek. "Growing Up."
initervicws Campbell. Campbell October 13-- Dr. Mitra, Dept.
talks of the power of myth-- the of Chemistry, King's College.
great mythical symbols and stor- "Mythology of India and What
ies, what they mean, and how it Offers Us Today."
they iinfluenced the great cul- October 20-Dr. John Martures of the world.
kari-an, Pastor, President of HaiMyth is a difficult word to gazian College, Beirut, Lebanon .
define. During the 19th century October 27-- Dr. Jule Ayers.
it meant anything that was "Myth and Literature."
opposed to reality-- the creation
of" dam, the invisible' man, etc .. November,· 3-- • Dr. Mahmoqd

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Redd Kross
by Craig Cooper
Beacon Columnist
Once in a while, a band
comes along that doesn't want to
be taken seriously. Their music
is fun, their lyrics ridiculous, and
their style is original. Most of
the time, the group will only be
popular
in
the
musical
underground.
All of the above can be said
to describe Redd Kross, a group
from
Hollywood,
California.
Neurotica,
the
band's
latest
release, is filled with songs that
speak of no political jargon and
no charity organization. What a
relief.
Brilliantly produced by T.
Erdelyi (once known as Tommy

Ramone), Redd Kross has songs
with names like "Peach Kelli
Pop,"
"Frosted
Flake"
and
"Ballad of a Love Doll." Their
lyrics ring with a comic tone:
"Tired of being thrashed on/ are
you prepared to pay the price?
Better scratch' up the cash/
because the dolls just ain't that
nice.
Yes, important music is
needed late in the 1980's, but
sometimes we need a break. For
seven years now, Redd Kross has
recorded music that serves only
the purpose of enhancing a good
time. Neurotica is one of the
best party albums in existence.
Listen, enjoy, and forget about
your problems.

Beacon at the Video Store

Street of conflict
by John Gordon
Beacon Feature Editor

NO1107OS 31ZZ0d

- OPEN FORUM WHAT IS W.I.N. ???
Students are encouraged to attend this
televised forum on the newly formed
campus organization W.LN. When will
it start? Who decides the winners?
Who really wins?
The forum will be held in the TV studio (SLC 2 18)
the day after fall break (Tues) @ 11: 15. Be there!

Wall Street is a film that is
smoothly paved with precise
granites of camera work, direction, and scripting. But the cement that holds Wall Street together is the rock-solid acting
abilities of Michael Douglas,
Charlie
Sheen,
and
Martin
Sheen.
Charlie Sheen brilliantly portrays a young accountant, Budd
Fox, on the New York Stock
Exchange plateau. He is already
earning $60,000 a year in his
current position, but Budd is aspiring to be one of "the players," as his new mentor Gordon
Gecko would refer to a millionaire.
Michael Douglas portrays
Gecko in an Academy award winning performance. He is a stem,
ruthless, and manipulative Wall
Street millionaire that attracts
Fox into his glitzy and extravagant lifestyle.
Martin Sheen, who plays the
Father of Budd (and. is, as the
name
might
imply,
Charlie
Sheen's real life father), is
strongly against Gecko's beliefs
and ideals in the realm of

business. He is a believer of hard
work and ethics. Martin Sheen
must also believe in hard work
ethics when it comes to the intricate acting he displayed vehemently throughout Wall Street.
Wall Street
is filled with
bump after bump of intriguing
conflicts:
between father and
son, mentor and young aspirator,
or mentor and father. A perfect
mixture of acting, scripting, and
camera work blend superbly to
create an enduring path of enjoyment.
* John can be seen reviewing
the latest theatre films and video
releases on the "Wilkes Today"
show at 12:15 pm on Thursdays
in the Stark Lobby.

Michael Doui:las

�October 6, 1988

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Different Perspective

New fad sweeps
campus
by Bill Barber
Beacon Feature Columnist
As that old expression goes:
"Clothes make the man." And a
good expression it is too, although nobody at Wilkes in •the
past few years seems to have
paid . any attention to it.
Nobody, that is, except Scott
Zolner.
Starting this year out bright
and shiny, Scott has reintroduced
the fashion of wearing ties to
school. Square? Not at all. In a
totally innovative _ fashion statement that has taken everyone by
surprise, Mr. Zolner, in his own
inimitable style, has reintroduced
good taste to campus fashion.
Where else did we have to go
but up? Have you noticed that
campus fashion had, before Mr.
Zolner's novel approach to attire, gone from bad to worse? I
mean, sweat pants with holes in
them. Tee-shirts with the most
obscene phrases. Pajamas. Blue
jeans with tatters and rips big
enough to drive a car through.
Oh; it's cool to relax in
class, I know. Nice to have all
your things hanging out during a
lecture in chemistry. But where
does it get you? A sloppy outfit
is like a sloppy mind, I tell you.
Most of us were starting to look
like we just rolled out of bed in
the same outfits we'd slept in.
Now I know how much fun it
is to wear the same pair of blue
jeans for several days in a row,
until they get that nice lived-in
look, until they start to be able
to stand up all by themselves.
I'm as guilty as the .rest of you. ·
I know. But you'll never get into a nice restaurant like that, and
you'll never manage to make it
through a job interview.
There are other advantages to
dressing up. It makes you feel
good. Look good, feel good - that's our motto. Puts a little
jaunt in your walk and, I'm
telling you guys, the ladies love
it.
You should hear them go
"Ooo, you look so nice!" Makes
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nice restaurant or maybe a concert at the CPA, and you'd be
able to bring it off with a touch
of class. Gives them a little insight into your personal habits,
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drycleaners.
A little shoe polish.
What will that set you
back? Peanuts, that's what. Ten
minutes over a hot ironing board
and voila! Transformed!
And while we're at it, no
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too early to start learning to
dress for success. Let's all start
looking like Alex Keaton. You
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So why not begin early? ! - - - - - - - - - - - - _ _ _ _ ! • L - - -Think of it, by the time most of
us have to go out and start
meeting potential bosses, we'll
be wringing at our necks and
struggling into our suit jackets.
We'll look as uncomfortable as
hell.
But Scott will be miles
ahead of us, slipping in and out
of a full Windsor knot with the by Tom Obrzut
Kirby and a member of the Sturdevant Halls (buill
best of them. He'll be a natural Beacon Staff Writer
executive
board
of
the 1840s), to the T
and we'll still look like dumWoolworth firm.
Classical Revival, JXl
mies. And worse, he's gonna get
The second half of the 19th
Also, Sterling Hall was 1920s and illustrated
our job!
century was a period of economic owned by William G. Sterling and Doane Halls on
Mr. Zolner, you are our new growth
for
Wilkes-Barre in (1821-89), a 19th century finan- Street.
Fashion Hero. Hats off, whoops, which the city developed from a
cier.
Other stylists ·
I mean hats on, boys. Bowlers. rural county seat into a major
The influence of several elude the Italianate as
Fedoras. Sombreros, .even. The center of the anthracite industry.
major architectural styles of the Sterling Hall.
mind boggles at the possibiliIt was during this period 19th and 20th centuries are
Butler and Gore
ties.
Ascots!
Cummerbunds! that the South River Street area present in many campus build- have since been
Spats!
aquired the socially prestigious ings.
were also built during
status that colored its' character
These styles range from of Italianate influence.
Well, I say it's time we all into the 1930s.
Greek Revival, best represented
All three of thr.1e
catch up to Scott. I think we
At one time, three U.S. con- by Catlin Hall and the original were built during the
should proclaim "Scott Zolner gressmen and state governor
portions of McClintock and 1870s.
Day." We'll all show up in dress Henry Hoyt (1830-92) made their
shirt and tie ready to take neat residences on South River and
notes in our tidy notebooks. It South Franklin Streets.
will be good practice. It might
Hendrick B. Wright (1808even get the girls to sit up and 81) and Henry M. Fuller (1820notice.
60) represented Luzerne County
And think how happy you are in congress during the 1850s.
going to make your mother!
Wright's home stood on
South River Street between the
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1987 Yearbooks m·e (finally) in!
the
Annette
Evans
Alumni
They will be distributed through the R.A.'S
House.
to all of this year's juniors and seniors
While Fuller's home stood
near
the Market Street Bridge.
Juniors or seniors commuting or living in
Other
prominent
citizens
apartments can come to the
who resided in the South River
Amnicola office (3rd floor SUB)
Street area and whose homes are
Any Tuesday or Thursday, between
owned
by
Wilkes
College,
11 :OOa.m.-1 :OOp.rn.
include Fred M. Kirby (1861to pick up their '87 Yearbook
1940), a founder of the F.M.
Woolworth Company; Frederick
'87 and '88 graduates will have their books
Weckesser
(1862-1953),
who
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Pride
21-Aprll 19) Go for broke this week; a dry spell may
way. Grab the things or thing that you want now,
swill be few in the next week.

Talk isn't cheap
when.colleges book
Ollie North
(CPS) Lt. Col. Oliver North
spent much of a recent speaking visit
to Raleigh, N.C., listening to North
Carolina State University students
chant "Ollie Out of Raleigh," but
even though North is in the midst of
a lucrative nationwide lecture tour,
the embattled Marine probably
won't be coming near enough to
college campuses to hear many similar taunts this fall, his agent reports.
It's not that North is afraid to
tempt protesters or that campuses are
afraid to hire North to speak. It's just

that colleges and universities can't
afford North's steep lecture fee.
"I've had at least 15 collages
11 20-May 20) Don't be afraid to branch out and try
inquire about Oliver North," said
Bernie Swain of the Washington
this week. You may be stuck in a rut, but you can
Speakers Bureau, which books
out. Work on being happy.
North's lectures. "They just can't
afford him."
y 21-June 21) You may be surprised to find out
The only school North is schedas bad as they seem. You are going to have to stop
uled
to appear at this fall is Boston
lusions; they only lead to more problems.
College, Swain said, although he's
ironing out plans to book North at
M 22-July 22) Things might have been pretty bad
"four'or five other colleges."
s, but don't worry everything will be fine this week.
Jeb Spencer, Boston College's
1y earned a HAPPY WEEK!!!
lecture series coordinator, said BC's
student government will pay
ts-Aug. 22) And how are we feeling after our li:tle
$25,000 for North's lecture.
so good, huh? Yes Leo, fun and games can't last for
North, of course, was a key figs you have to be serious. Be prepared to be very
ure in the Iran-contra scandal,
week.
charged with violating U.S. laws
prohibiting trade with Iran and buying arms for Nicaraguan rebels,
• 23-Sept. 22) Well, things didn't look too good
known as contras.
out the stars, but, well, you know Virgo, things have by Nancy Houtz
As a functionary in the National
terrific for you lately. So, with a little Bovine Beacon Feature Reporter
Security
Council, North, who still
I have managed to find some good for you.
awaits
trial,
allegedly sold arms to
This week for my article I deIran
in
return
for a promise-never
23-0ct. 23) So you think you've had things pretty cided to ask a question that perfulfilled-to
help free American
week. Well, you havn't- seen anything yet. Yes, this tains to everybody. The quesweek for you no matter what you do. Yet any week tion is "Do you feel that the hostages in Lebanon. North then
health services are adequate to allegedly used some of the profits
; Good luck.
your needs?" When I presented from the sale to aid the contras.
Prosecutors also charged North with
24-Nov. 21) O.K. if you would rather not know ... this question 98% of the students
replied, "Yes. I feel we are pro- destroying evidence when investigato tell you! you see, something big is going down in
vided with adequate health ser- tors tried to probe the alleged
now, and you haven't the foggiest idea. But. .. I am
vices." Most of the students who scheme.
ft asurprise. Be prepared for a BIG one, Scorpio.
To some, North became a symanswered the question said that
the health service building was bol of someone who placed himself
s (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Go with the flow this week; it conveniently located, and if they above the law to make war as he - ·
only way to survive. People around you are dying to had a more serious problem, they not the nation's elected lawmakers
felt they would be taken care of.
- decided. To others, he became a
serious aggression; don't volunteer.
The few negative answers I re- hero standing up for what he believed
to be right.
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Show a little pride; you're letting cieved were complaints about
To all, he became a magnet for
how they were not thoroughly exall over you. Stand strong and be yourself.
amined. The 2% doesn't feel se- controversy and, now, a hit on the
lecture circuit.
cure with the care they are given.
(Jan. 20-Feb 18) This is sure not the dawning of your
Colleges, Swain said, are perWell my general consensus is
. Yes, I am truly sorry, but, this will be a DREARY that the college provides every haps the best public forums for
. Sorry, but I call them as I see them.
student with a well educated staff North, although Swain says he has
and thorough treatment. I think received about 90 inquiries about
(Feb. 19-March 20) You are making someone very that we can consider ourselves North speaking engagements in reyou don't even know who or why. You must look a well taken care of at Wilkes Col- cent months.
lege.
"Colleges are much more
Into your actions this week, before you lose a friend.
willing to book someone involved in
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trade association," Swain explained.
"It's just that his fee is high."
Some schools, in fact, want
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they'll be out t0 protest in force.
That's fine, that's their right. But I
don't know of any student groups
that are planning any protests."
In contrast, some people at
Arizona State University--often
portrayed as a conservative campus-seem much quicker to protest.
ASU's Faculty Women's Association recently criticized the
university's Business College Council for allowing a local radio station
to use the campus for a Jessica Hahn
promotion.
"The unfortunate highlighting
of Ms. Hahn shows insensitivity to
women and men at Arizona State
University who consider themselves
serious scholars," the women's association said in a memo to the business
council.
Hahn, whose sexual liaison with
a television evangelist Jim Bakker
ultimately forced Bakker to resign
from his PTL ministry, has posed
unclothed twice for Playboy magazine and is now a disc jockey for
Arizona radio station KOY-FM.
The women's association complained that Hahn's appearance on
campus
"perpetuates
the
unacceptable stereotype of women
as sexual objects."
Richard Huxtable, president of
the business college, said he
"probably used bad judgement"
when he agreed to Hahn's campus
appearance.
KOY-FM, Huxtable said, was
hired to play music and attract
students to a business college
recruiting event in early September.
The station was hired weeks before
Hahn joined its staff.
"They (KOY-FM officials)
know that they purposely took the
entire program over. They were
there to play a little music. This was
not Jessica Hahn promotion," Huxtable said.
"Students were taken advantage
of," said ASU student president John
Fees. "We need to be careful."

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October 6, 1988

Amnesty group tries to turn rock
into human rights crusaders
(CPS)
Tim Carrier, a University of Massachusetts student
and a big fan of U2, made it a
point to catch the band on a
1986 MTV telecast.
It turned out the group's performance was part of Amnesty
International's
"Conspiracy
of
Hope" tour, designed to introduce
the human rights group to students just like Carrier.
And it worked. In what had
to be one of the most successful
mass political recruiting efforts
in
recent
campus
history,
Carrier, like 30,000 other people, joined the organization, eventually founding a UMass chapter.
Nationwide, the 250 campus
and high school Amnesty chapters grew to "more than 1,00," reported Peter Larson of the
group's membership office.
"I don't even equate Amnesty
with music anymore," Carrier,
who is taking this term off to
work as an intern with Amnesty
International (AI), said.
"Now
all I equate it with is human
rights."
or' course the main purpose of
the group, whose efforts won the
1978 Nobel Prize, is to lobby
governments worldwide to get
them to respect human rights. It
publicizes the cases of "prisoners
of conscience"--or political prisoners--arnd works to end the
death penalty.

And while a healthy handtul
of U.S. students always has been
involved with the issue, few
"nonpartisan" groups have ever
been able to build campus support in as short a time as Amnesty International did in 1986.
And
this
month, despite
having had a terrible time integrating all those new members
two years ago, the group is
actively
recruiting
stu-dents
again.
This time it's called the
"Human Rights Now!"tour, features Bruce Springsteen, Tracy
Chapman, Sting, Peter Gabriel
and Senegal's Youssou NDour.
"It's important to see the
concerts--and our efforts to organize students--as one of the ways
we're building a base of support
for human rights,"said Ellen Cull
of Amnesty's Northeast office.
Building it that fast, however,
can cause problems for a group.
Integrating such vast numbers
of new members "strained our
resources.confessed Jack Rendler,
who helps coordinate Al's campus chapters, and, inevitably,
brought i a lot of people who
were fans of music, not human
rights.
"I know Sting sings about it
or something," one Indiana
University student said when
asked why she was attending a
campus AI meeting.

That attitude, Amnesty officials say, was the source of their
problems after the 1986 tour.
' "The 'Conspiracy' tour," recalled Allen Hailey, a University
of Oklahoma junior, "got more
people
involved,
but
some
weren't getting the message,"
noting some saw it as this
week's cause.
Added Loala Hironaka, whose
University
of California
at
Berkely chapter grew from 200
to 500 members after the "Consipiracy" concerts:
"What happened in 1986 is that you have a
lot of people join up, but you
don't have time to form them."
It was hard, Hironaka said, to
educate the new members about
Amnesty's strictly nonpartisan,
independent stance.
"Amnesty is supposed to be
nonpartisan, but students are
sometimes
used in
partisan
ways," she said. "You'd like to
have. . . the students understand
Amnesty's mandate."
Steve Kotkin, also of the
Berkeley chapter, called it "a
question of philosophy."
"Some are for a smaller, tightknit group where all the members are informed and involved.
Others want a broader organization.
I'm partial to greater
numbers myself. We can always
educate people after they join
up."

"We11 have
Kotkin's in the majority.
Unlike some other activist Human Rights Now!
groups, Amnesty seems to be- local bands,"
lieve that "the more the merrier," promised.
While Rendler
observed Roger Williams, a
reporter for Foundation News,
which covers charitable and vol- new Ameri
unteer organizations.
1986 effort,
"The more people involved," has already
Williams explained, "the greater dence--to 35
the pressure they can bring to chapter's fall
governments to respect human
rights."
About 40
Recruiting all those warm bod- spired enoug
ies, moreover, has been "good concerts to a
for Amnesty," he said
ganization m
UMass student Carrier thought University in
it's been especially good for the
Reporter
human rights issue.
another key
"Most who follow the cause," that, once th
he contended, "don't do it be- their local
cause it's a rock star thing. get to choo
Those people get washed out assortment of
after the concerts are over."
around the worl
Amnesty International USA
Executive Director Jack Healey
"Some people
concedes AI has always had a Southeast Asia to ·
modest attrition rate among its if they like," he
members, but that the huge only need to c
volume of new members after the to writing a
1986 tour gave Amnesty a new month."
edge: "Now there's depth."
Even if stu
So the group is out recruiting with Amnesty,
again. This time--it also mount- out, they become
ed lower-key concerts in the late scious of serious ·
seventies and · early eighties-there are only US three stops-"Young people
Philadelphia, Los Angeles and the power they can
Oakland--for the "Human Rights future and over
Now!" tour that will touch down tiny," Peter G
in India, Europe, Japan, Africa, Washington P~L
Latin America and perhaps even follow the line of
the Soviet Union before ending.
But at the same time, AI has
designated the second week in
October a US campus activities
week, complete with lectures and
concerts to raise awareness of
the issue.
structive."

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PAGE ELEVEN

Club Corner

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stage set-up as I waited for Digital Dolphins to begin. I looked
around at the scantily-filled theatre seats and wondered why such
a small amount of students showed up. When they finally came
out onto the stage and started
jamming, I knew that the Programming Board was right when
they described Digital Dolphins
as a "must see" -- they were
amazing.
They performed the first num-

The ber, "Unbroken Dreams," excellently. Throughout the next two
numbers, I noticed a minor flaw
in the band: the guitar player's
solos almost all contained two
certain riffs -- a fast chromatic

run riff and a multi-noted fast
building-up one.
Furthermore,
on the really fast solos he lacked
articulation. But, as I stated earlier, he has considerable talent.
If I was asked to rate their
performances
individually,
I
would choose them in the order
of drums, keys, bass, guitar.
These are four men who produce
a really ~xciting sound.
This
was certainly a "must see." With
the band being on! y one and onehalf years old, I can see them
growing rapidly into one of
today's highly influential jazz
bands. Perhaps they will remember Wilkes when they are wellknown. On a one-to-ten scale,
I'll give them an excellent 9.4.

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by Michele Broton
Beacon Feature Writer

Poetry, prose, art, and photos;
if someone is interested in these
four creative areas, where can
they go on campus to find out
about them? If your interests are
in theatre, there's the Cue-NCurtain. If music is your outlet,
you can join M.E.N.C (Music
Educators National Communication) or WCLH, the student-run
radio station. We all know about the Beacon and Amnicola.
But what if your interests lie in
the more quiet creative arts, what
can you do?
Well, there is a group for you:
the Manuscript society. A literary magazine for Wilkes College, the Manuscript welcomes
anyone and everyone.
That is
anyone and everyone with a desire to share what they have created with the rest of the campus.
The Manuscript is open to all
students and accepts submissions
of poetry, prose, artwork, and
photographs. If you can create
it, and, of course, if it's tasteful,
it is eligible for submission to
the Manuscript.
While publication of the magazine is the primary purpose of
the Manuscript, that is not the
only thing the society does. For
one thing, they conduct coffee
houses where people are free to
s.tand up and read their poetry
and prose, play music, sing, or
whatever. These coffee houses

are generally a lot of fun and get
a relatively large turnout.
The Manuscript society also
sponsors talks by professional
poets and writers, who are always willing to give a fellow
writer some valuable advice.
What if you want to submit
art, a poem, or some such creative work?
Say you have no
time to attend the meetings, or,
heaven forbid, you don't want to
go to the meetings. Well, you
can still submit your work, and
you may see it around April in
the Manuscript.
For all you aspiring poets and
artists out there, you can submit
your work to the Manuscript by
slipping it under the office door
on the third floor of the SUB. If
that doesn't appeal to you, give
it to either of the co-editors,
Eddie Lupico or Michele Broton,
or the two assistant editors,
Rebbeca Haywood or Kathy
Hinsch. If you can't find these
people and really don't want to
drop your submission off at the
Manuscript office, you can also
give them to the faculty advisor,
Dr. Patricia Heaman.
So now you know what the
Manuscript is and what it does.
Remember, the magazine that
comes out in the spring is )'.ill!!:
magazine.
That means that it's
up to you whether it will be
great or just another literary
magazine.
You are the Manuscript, and the Manuscript needs
you!

Student Government

report
by Michele Corbett
Beacon Assistant News Editor

the weekend's plans. Commuter
council stated they were working
with security ironing out remaining
Last week's Student Govern- problems with parking. Results from
ment meeting held on September the soda machine survey were dis28th., brought forth reports of up- cussed by the S.G. members as well
coming events, past delemmas, and as having decided further clarificacurrent situations involving a variety tion was needed on the issue.
of aspects in our Wilkes College
The Beacon 's editorial ( ...
community.
Commuter Council And, it looks good on your resume,
reported talking to the cafeteria di- Sept. 22) was discussed spurring
rector with regards to the sub's food such comments as, "it got us(S.G.)
service. It was also mentioned that talking about and reflecting upon our
their plans for the Valentine's dance organization," and "our response
were underway.
should uplift our organization."
The Rowing Club informed the
"That was exactly the response
council of the damage recieved by we had hoped to evoke," says Beacon
their boats, reporting the club would Editor Lee Morrell.
not be rowing until others crafts
Also, the amount of revenue that
could be obtained. The possibility of the soda machine had brought in was
purchasing them from Rutgers was reported at Wednesday's meeting on
observed and requests for funds the 5th of October as being $12,100.
would be made in the future.
Further
information
on
Reports from Homecoming Wednesday's meeting will be highActivities were reviewed as the S.G. lighted in next week's issue of The
mell)beq pu_t~h~ finishing touches on Beacon .

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had one.
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defeated by Baptist the team in blocks with 25.
15-12, and l3-15, Rinehimer had 14 of the team's
ood, 1S-8, 12-15, 16 assists.
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In the Marywood contest,
Delaware Valley where the team scored seven aces.
14-16, 12-1S, 15-11, Muschett led with three, while
The Lady Colonels' Straface and Kravitz each had
ll8llds at 4-10.
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Lady
Colonels.
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Pluschau each had three digs.
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Thursday's
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recorded 12 aces.
Kravitz,
Rinehimer, and Monahan all served three. Muschet and Straface
had two and one respect-ively.
Rinehimer once again led
the team in assists with 30.
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Lady Colonels in attacks with 15
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in the lineup.
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Harrisburg territory. Andy Harris
scampered fifty meters downfield
and made a brilliant pass to Paul
Vasquez for the score.
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Breakers regained the lead 8-4,
midway through the period.
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would not give up. It used some
tough scrum play to keep
possession of the ball and Bucks
crossed the Wilkes-Barre try line
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The Colonels are home on
Friday against tough Moravian
Colleg~. Game time is scheduled
for 4:0l, p.m. Since this weekend is Homecoming, the soccer
. team will play its annual Alumni
game Saturday at. i0:30 r..m.

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Field Hockey Oct.12 at 3:30
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October 6, 1988

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Beacon Editor

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by Lisa Miller

by Jim Clark
Beacon Assistant Sports Editor
A one-on-one confrontation boils sport down to its most.
basic, yet enthralling situation.
The stark difference between
winning and losing is evident. Results are naked, out in the open
for all spectators to see.
Craig Stevens was in the open many · times two Saturdays ago.
He left his fellow combatant watching the heels of spikes far in
front of him, eating dust.
In the 52-35 loss to Susquehanna on September 24 in
selinsgrove, Stevens set the single game individual receiving
yardage record with 230 yards on just eight receptions. The old
mark was 161 by Ed Mann against FDU-Madison in 1983.
Stevens blew by that number almost as easily as he did :;&gt;ast
the defender trying to stay with him. It was one of those special
individual performances displayed on a higher level which is rarely

seen.
"They [Susquehanna] were blitzing on almost every down and
the defensive back was playing inside of me, so it was easy for me
to re:ease off the line and get downfield in a hurry," said Stevens.
With the Colonels down 21-3 at intermission, The Stevens
Show, Act 1 began. Quarterback Sean Meagley found Stevens
striding the right sideline, a full three steps ahead of his pursuer.
Stevens gathered the spiral and was pushed out of bounds after
a·thletically attempting to keep his balance. The hookup was good
for 68 yards.
"I never should have looked back. That enabled him to catch
up to me," said Stevens.
The Colonels could manage
only a field goal, which put the
score at 21-6, Crusaders.
Act 2 began on the next
offensive set of downs.
Same
defender,
same
route.
The
differences?
This time, the play
resulted in an 81-yard touchdown,
Stevens beat his shadow by almost
ten yards, and he didn't look back.
Scoreboard: 21-14, Susquehanna.
A defensive secondary coach
worth his $3.49 clipboard would
proceed to double-cover Stevens after
watching him roast a cornerback on
successive plays.
Susquehanna's
Steve Briggs, however, probably
lacks some gray matter in the old
noggin.
'Nah,'
he probably
thought.
'Those plays were just
Craig Stevens
flukes_'
Photo by Lisa MIiier
The flukes continued to happen as Stevens made catches of
15, 19, 21 and 11 yards, even though the Colonels couldn't catch
the Crusaders in points. Before the two long gainers, he grabbed
two passes for 10 and 9 yards respectively. A 28.8 yard average
on each· catch, all made ag~nst single coverage.
Just flukes,
Steve.
"The}' stayed in single coverage because they were relying on
the blitz to get to the quarterback," said Stevens. "The offensive
line did a good job in picking it up, and I was able to get open
downfield."
Was Stevens aware of the record coming into the season? "I
wasn't aware of it," he said. "I just try to contribute to the team
as much as I can. Unfortunately, we lost, but hopefully in the
future we'll get some wins."
Stevens, a junior, caught only four passes for 40 yards last
season. Was Coach Bill Unsworth expecting big contributions
from him this year?
"Yes," · he said.
"Craig was hurt last year with strained
ligaments in his knee. He's a great athlete.
He can dunk a
basketball despite his size (5'9", 180)." Hear that, Coach Rainey?
Stevens, a native of Pottsville, PA and a graduate of
Pottsville High School, didn't have many record-setting afternoons
during his Crimson Tide playing days.

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men's soccer team one its first goal of the season. The team came
You can't always rely
very close to being canceled for the season because of a lack of
tovitz
and Aunt Pearl
players. Fortunately, several new players were able to come out
answer
the trivia qu ·
and help save the team.
continue to do this
The Lady Colonels showed a lot of courage and determination
as they traveled to Scranton last Thursday to play with only eight § terrible may happen.
Anyway, as you ca
players. On Saturday severai key players competed with injuries.
answered
last weeks'
As a whole the team seems to be coming together and, with a
correctly. If you wat
few new players, there should be a chance for substitutions. . Anyone still interested in playing is welcome to come to pracuce at § pies at all you should
§ one or both of the an
Ralston Field, Monday-Friday at 3:30.
The very fust
The next home game is next Thursday at 4:00 p.m. against §
Bloomsburg. Your enthusiasm and support will be greatly appre- fully complete the"
just done by Greg
ciated by the team and coaches.
Patricia McCormick,
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10m. platform bronze
This weekend is Homecoming, but I'm sure that's not news to
1952-56. theonly othl'l
anyone. Both the field hockey team and the men's. soccer team men faced the Soviets
will be competing in Alumni games Saturday mornmg at 11:00 basketballcompetition
a.m. The two teams will also see action on Friday afternoon. The Munich games. This
Lady Colonels' game is scheduled for 3:30 p.m. and the guys will down in history as di
start at 4:00 p.m.
troversial in Inte ·
The cross-country ~am. is also in actio~ w~th its first home The game ended three
meet of the season. Starting tune for that event 1s 11.30 a.m.
withtheU.S.aheadand
The footb~ll team will meet Upsala at 1:30 p.m. for the an- § Soviets on top. Best
nual Homecoming game.
§ wins,right? Wrong,the
Hope to see everybody out at the games.
Good Luck, § on the winning end w
Colonels; may your Homecoming Weeken? be a prosperous one.
when the buzzer went
While these four teams are competmg at home, both the wo- f me
1 The
men's soccer team and the volleyball team will be on the road.
01 ympics are
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Gibson. The real
"We didn't throw very much in high school, so we didn't have
continued hot hitting
many big plays like Wilkes did against Susquehanna," he said.
Jeffries. Thekidwenta
"But the Wilkes coaches had enough confidence to recruit me.
of hot pitching Orel
They knew I was a decent player.''
going, Greg.
According to his high school mentors, he was more than that.
In football, Mi~
"Craig was a pleasure to coach,"
said former Pottsville
footb&amp;il coach Rick Laubach. "He practiced hard and played hard.
Dame, UCLA, We st Vi
He runs good, precise routes. He's so disciplined. What he lacked
oth ers, remained un
in size, he made up for in effort. He's got decent speed, but he's
jor College play. In the
ranks, the Buffalo
shifty. He finds ways to get open.''
Former Pottsville receiver$' coach Kevin Keating agreed.
from the ranks of
"He's a very natural receiver, very fluid. Even though we ran
the veer, I knew he had great potential as a receiver. He's worked
so hard to better his skills. Every day in the summer, he's here at
continue their winning
the field catching balls, making himself a better player.''
new quarterback, Kell
(Keating is now the head football coach and Laubach is an
TV dinner" Stauffer.
assistant athletic director.)
With the playoffs
Since passes didn't come his way too often, what did
will venture into base
Unsworth see in Stevens? "I looked for what he did when he
wasn't catching the ball: blocking, kick returning, all facets of
Question #1- Who reat
the game. Like I said before, he's a great athlete," he said.
Iiams for the A.L.
Football most likely won't provide a career for Stevens, but
when Williams hitfora
he can say that for one late September afternoon, he was the best
average?
receiver to ever don a Wilkes jersey.
After his years at Wilkes, Stevens, a biology major, would
Ouestion#2-Whowas
like to go medical school. "If I can't ger in, I would like to teach
shortstop for the Boslll
biology and coach football," he said.
their drive to the 1967
In the future, he may be dissecting frogs. For the next two
football seasons, he will be dissecting defenses.
Do these sound
****
you
can
answer? If
, CATCH-ALL: ...The Eagles (as of this writing) are 2
"yes"
than
send the
point favorites over the Giants on Monday nignt. They'll win by
our office in the SUB,
10.
call at ext. 2962.
I also wish to congratulate Craig Stevens on a job well done
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Lycoming

by Ray Ott
Beacon Sports Writer

week was another

For the fourth consecutive
week they ran with a great deal
of determination and effort, only
to come up again on the short
end of the stick. For the fourth
week straight the Wilkes College
cross-country team went down to
defeat. This time at the hands of
Lycoming College.
For the second consecutive
week, Wilkes was led by John
Kline and Bill Cresko.
Kline
finished 4th overall with a time
of 30: 12. Kresko came in fifth,
finishing 24 seconds behind
Kline. Freshman Mike Fontinell
came in sixth with a time of
31:10.
Scott Mann took seventh, coming in at the 31:40
mark, while Doug Lane took
eighth with a time of 32: IO.

University of
Lady Royals de4-1. This was the
second Middle
game. This
Wilkes faced FDUmt in the se4rl0nd
game both
high for the
e sounded,
quick goal
minutes of
Wilkes ofaway at the
ds.
Kelly
come away

Tom DeVine finished the race in
11th place and Brent Trauger,
running in his first race of the
season since recovering from an
illness, came in 16th place.
The Colonels gave a valiant
effort but could not overtake
Lycoming on its home course,
three-fourths of which is hills.
Lycoming had the first three
finishers in the race which
gave them an automatic victory.
If the Colonels had had a runner
finish either first or second, they
would have won the race.
"Everyone ran as hard as
they could but we still need someone to come through for us and
finish first or second," said opum1st1c coach Tom McGuire.
"Even though we are not winning, we are making good progress."

med to be
lonels' way,
truck.
The
two quick The Lady Colonels in action against FDU-Madison game.
Photo by Lisa MIiier
its. At the
-1, Scranton could not get one in. Susan Barr p.m. against Moravian.
Saturand Catherine Beaman both gave day, the team competes in an
The Lady Colonels basket- soccer players to have scored
the FDU goalie trouble, but could Alumni game during the Homeball team has played only a goal in the history of the
not score. The defense, which coming festivities. Game time is
four overtime games in sport at Wilkes.
involved
Susan Weisgarber, set for 11:00 a.m.
hiS tory.
Mark Habeeb was named to
dison match, Charlene Frail, Toni McCormick,--------------+the ECAC honor role for his
scored first, Michele Leathry, Dawn Smith,
Kelley Cota and Dawn two interception- perforit
Martina Alisa Geller and the goalie
Good Luck Colonels
Hosler are the only women's mance last Saturday against
ball to Kelly Donna Cressman did a wonderful l - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1 ._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _M_o_r_a_v-.:ia""'nc:.:.__________,
oked it past job of stopping FDU's offense.
Neither team could score, so the
game went into overtime. The
goal
came
in
the
second
overtime period by FDU. The
final score stood at 2-1, FDU.
The next home game for the
Lady Colonels is Friday at 3:30

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Lycoming, pumped up for victory. Wilkes came out flying.
Tom Horbacz scored as he used
his speed on a breakaway. The
Colonels continued the pressure
but went into the intermission
with only a one goal lead. An
inspired talk by head coach Phil
Wingert got the Colonels going
again. Steve Maloney scored off
a Mike Lenczyki cross to up the
Colonels
lead
to
two.
Lenczyki continued his
scoring streak to five games.
John Meyers scored the last goal
of the game as he recorded his
first goal of the season off a
cross from Horbacz. Meyers
skyed to pump a header past the
Lycoming keeper.
Lycoming scored two late
goals, one off of another penalty shot.
The Colonels were
able .to hold, on 3-2 and keep the
unbeaten streak alive at five
'"'ames.

See Booters page 13

by Suzanne Payne
Beacon Sports Writer
Lisa Miller ·
Beacon Sports Editor
The Wilkes women's soccer
team scored its first goal of the
season on Saturday, October I.
Despite this, the team lost 6-1.
The goal came 28 minutes
into the second half of the match
and was scored by Dawn Hosler.
It resulted from a direct kick
given to Wilkes because of a
tripping penalty against Drew in
front of the net.
Many shots on goal were
taken by Wilkes.
"Everybody
did a good job for the team,"
said coach Kathy Miller.
Out-standing
performances
were turn-ed
in ' by Paula
Schoenwetter and Hosler.
"Gail (Wilpiczeski) did a
good job for not really having
played much before," Miller said.
The team, although shortPaula Schoenwetter brings the ball down field in Saturday's game.
Photo by LI• MIiier
handed, traveled to Scranton last
Thursday, to take on the Lady jeopardy because of lack of playColonels' next home game is
Royals of the University of ers but several new players have Thursday, October 13, against
Scranton.
Because of injuries responded to save the program.
Bloomsburg. Game time is set
and lack of players, the game
The team is on the road for 4:00 p.m.
was shortened in the se C'1d half.
Homecoming Weekend, on SatThe team's ;;un, 1
was in urday, at Dickmson. The Lad\

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the .Week

Road woes continue

Offense sputters, Colonels
swamped by Moravian, 44
offense helped Moravian by its
inability to move the ball."
Quarterback Sean Meagley,
playing with bruised rib cartiMaybe they need a catchy
lage, suffered through an 8-29,
nickname.
Perhaps all that's
56 yard, four interception perholding baclc the Wilkes footformance. The rushing attack (or
ball team is the lack of a gimlack ot) contributed only 53
mick, a moniker.
Any ideas?
yards on 26 attempts.
Let's
see... "The
Road
The Greyhounds drove 48
Warriors?" ...Nah.
The Colonels (1-3, 1-2 in
yards in five plays for a
touchdown and a 10-0 second
the MAC) dropped their third
quarter lead.
Quarterback Rob
consecutive
road
game
last
Light (5-13, 46 yards, two interSaturday, losing to Moravian, 44ceptions, one touchdown) ran 12
6.
"It's just a case where we've
yards for the score. He tallied
70 yards rushing on just seven
played three of our first four
carries, finding an open freeway
games on the road against very
on the outside.
good football teams," said Head
What defensive breakdown
Coach
Bill
Unsworth.
allowed it? "Our ends are sup"Moravian beat us physically,
posed to rush with outside conman-for-man. When you're playtainment,"
said Unsworth.
ing a team that's physically
"They were hooked inside and
better than you, you're usually
Light was able to run around the
going to lose."
It was kind of a "good newscomer."
The Greyhounds blocked a
bad news" start for the Colonels
against the Greyhounds.
After Phil Voss punt deep in Colonels'
the Wilkes offense was unable to territory, and needed one play to
gain a first down, Colonels' free
hit paydirt, a 12-yard pass from
safety Mark Habeeb intercepted Light to running back Rick
his fourth pass of the year. (He Krouse. The score made it 17-0,
would later get his fifth.) That Moravian.
"They were getting outside
was the good news. the bad was
the fact that the interception pressure on our punts up to that
occurred at the Wilkes one yardtime,"
said Unsworth.
"We
line, pinning the Colonels deep made some blocking adjustments
in their own territory, a conto help our outside people, and
dition which never seemed to on that punt, they came with an
inside rush."
change.
In danger of being out of
"Mark made a super play,"
the game by the half, the
said Unsworth, "but with firstand-ten at your own one, there's Colonels mounted a drive in the
not much you can do."
second quarter's closing minutes.
The entire first quarter was It stalled, however, and faced
played in Wilkes' territory, but with
a fourth-and-long,
the
Moravian was able · to put only Colonels worked a fake punt to
three points on the board, _perfection. Meagley went deep
thanks to a stubborn Colonels' in the backfield as if to kick, but
defense which was without stand- instead hit wide receiver Craig
out
linebacker
Joe
Daches Stevens over the middle for a
because of disciplinary reasons.
first down.
Moravian's
Tim
Cunniff
"Sean went back in the
kicked a 25-yard field goal, but - shotgun, and he was to read
later in the quarter missed a 36- whether they were playing it as a
yarder.
Wilkes' defensive line- punt or a pass," said Unsworth.
man Keith Maiorano recovered a "They played the punt, so he
Greyhound
fumble
to
snuff checked off and threw it."
another drive.
What could
The success was short-lived,
have easily been a deficit of 21
however, as Moravian's Dave
stood instead at three.
Seier pick~ off a cross-field
"The defense did a great job
Meagley pass at the sideline and
early," said Unsworth, "but our

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Beacon Assistant Sports Editor

returned it 65 yards
and a 24-0 Grey
Game, set and match.
"We called the
cause we wanted to
down,"
said Uns
throw was pretty goo!
Stevens came back
the way he's supposed
[Seier] made a great
thought he would
deep speed more than~
Were any adju
at halftime? "We
they were doing
They weren't talcing
thing by scheme.
got something g
sively, we would Int
players were shaken
because they were g
up," said Unsworth.
The Greyhounds
second half kickoff
and drove the rem · ·
in 11 plays, scoring
yard plunge by
Second-string q
Pullano hit Dave
4O-yard scoring strike,
one of John Patri
interceptions.
The Colonels
board in the fourth
43-yard touchdown
Tom Musto (5-10, 86
interceptions, one
wingback PJ. Sollau.o.
"P.J. told us
was covering him
middle, so we looked
it was there," said U
The Greyhounds
yard run by Mike
plete the scoring.
butts kicked,"
Unsworth. "There
mad~ in defensive
that you don't
who've played two or
to make."
Is Moravian (4-0)
of the MAC? "Th
MAC team we've pla
said Unsworth.
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don't do anything
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