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was arraigned before a
on €barges of burglary,
assaul~ and criminal
ding to a report from
Barre police, Graves is the
in a case involving .a 21female.
Police did
the victim's name.
ding to the police report,
a.m. March 19, the victim
111d found Graves in her
Astruggle ensued. Police
arrived and apprehended
al the scene.

ves was

arraigned at
Justice Gerald Feissner's

office in White Haven and remanded
to Luzerne County Prison in lieu of
$20,000 bail, which was later
posted, according to a source in
Feissner's office.
The case was transferred to
District Justice Martin Kane's
office.
Graves was arraigned in White
Haven because Kane's office closes
at 4 p.m. and after hours, one
magistrate serves for the entire
county, said Carmen Maffei,
Administrator for District Justices.
Feissner was the duty magistrate
Friday, Maffei said.
When asked about the incident,
Jane Lampe-Groh, Dean of Student
Affairs, said, "The appropriate
College officials and boards have
been dealing with and are

continuing to deal with violations
of College regulations."
When asked if both students
are still on campus, Lampe-Groh
said that she didn't feel it was
"appropriate"
to discuss
the
College's disciplinary actions.
"I can't speak as to the civil
aspect," she said.
President Christopher Breiseth
agreed with Lampe-Groh's statement
"There are rights of several
people involved," he added, "and we
have to be careful to protect their
rights--his and her rights."
According to police, the case
is still under investigation.
Investigating officers were
Brian Lavan and R. Fiebus.

by Elizabeth Mazzullo
A commuter student was
injured in a fall in Pickering Hall
Friday night
George Seig, a part-time
student, received head and back
.injuries in a fall between 1:15 and
1:20 a.m,, said Jane Lampe-Groh,
dean of student affairs.
He was taken to Wilkes-Barre
General Hospital and then airlifted
to
Jefferson
Hospital
in
Philadelphia.
Lampe-Groh said that the
extent of Seig's injuries was
unknown. She said the doctor's
report stated that it was too early to

determine whether he would be
paralyzed, but that it was a
"possibility."
An informal gathering will be
held for people who know Seig,
saw the accident, or were
emotionally affected by
the
accident. Mark Allen, Director of
Residence Life, and Mark Sowcik,
Director of Campus Counseling,
invite students to come to the
second floor of the SUB Monday,
March 30, at 9 p.m.
The incident is still being
investigated by the Student Affairs
Office.
No other information was
available at press time.

hat does the Alumni Office do?
by Tami Kunkel

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create a sense of community among
staff of the Alumni
ni and students. Pictured are Lisa A. Barker (seated) and Barbara Guise, Anthony
· ula, and George Ralston (standing, from left).

Do you know where the
Alumni Office is located? Many
students aren't sure until they are
seniors and have to get the Alumni
Office signature on their senior
papers.
The Alumni Office is located
in · the Annette Evans Alumni
House, between the SUB and Stark,
and is becoming an increasingly
important part of the Wilkes College community.
The next question is, "What
exactly does the Alumni Office do?"
The office is designed to maintain
relations with and support Wilkes
graduates, promote a sense of
community among the Wilkes
community, and also aid in
recruitment of students.
Anthony Shipula, Director of
Alumni Relations, said, "We are
making more progress in many
areas. We are contacting more
alumni.
We are identifying
successful alumni and telling their
success stories to the alumni of
Wilkes College, as well as to the
public, so that each one of our
graduates can be proud of our degree
from Wilkes. We want people to
truly recognize the quality education

that we receive as students here."
Shipula graduated from Wilkes
in 1978 with a B.S. in Business.
· He was chosen for the position
during a job search. Shipula was
involved in the office already as an
alumni volunteer.
"I felt the job was ar
opportunity to expand on the worl
that was being done," said Shipula
"So far, we have increased ou
alumni support to about 20 percenl
which had fallen off significantly."

Continued on p ..

�PAGE TWO

March 26, 1987

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Reader
response
incidents

Weekend
need to be
addressed

Early last Friday morning (March 19) a Wilkes College
junior broke into a female student's dormitory room. He
was later apprehended and arraigned on charges of burglary,
criminal attempt, and simple assault. Also last weekend, a
student fell in Pickering Hall and was transported to a
Philadelphia hospital for treatment. The student, according
to reports, may "possibly" be paralyzed. It is speculated that
the accident was alcohol related.
Incidences such as these are obviously not regular
occurances at Wilkes--at least not to this extent. But there
does seem to be a problem: The origin ?f this pr?blem is ~ot
clear. The fact is, however, t4at there 1s a certam mentality
among Wilkes College students that allows such incidents to
occur. This same mentality is the root of other problems on
campus--vandalism, for example.
But what is the school doing to prevent and/or combat
this problem? The Alcohol Disciplinary Board (ADB) was
established to deal with alcohol related issues and to enforce
the school's anti-alcohol policy. The general consensus is
that the ADB is not able to effectively handle the problem on
its own. The incident over the weekend is not the first time
there have been alcohol related problems on campus. It is
also not the last.
The other issue, breaking and entering a dorm room is
unquestionably a security probl~m. \Yhat is being don~ to
prevent this from happenmg agam? Wilkes College officials
seem to be more concerned with the College's image than
working on a possible answer to such problems. Problems
are often overlooked in order to save the face of the College.
But the problems will not go away by ignoring them.
The College must recognize that if the actions over the
weekend (and incidents in the past) are indicative of the kind
of behavior the Wilkes College student is capable of then the
problems will not end here. What will it take before a
stronger stance is taken by the College in regard to such
issues? Questions such as those posed here need to be
considered. The image of the College in the final analysis
may be damaged if the problems at hand are not dealt with
intelligently and in a straightforward manner.

trbi 11iliacou·

'Understanding is the true road to "GOD
Dear Editor:

[In response to "Not much is
really sacred," March 19 issue of

The Beacon.]
To John I must say, "What?!"
Your article makes many points,
but in the end the overall point
seems to be, "Everything you do,
in an attempt to make you realize
that you have a soul, that does not
work should be abandoned." Where
are the alternative suggestions?
You say to go ahead and drink the
beer, but you offer no practical
suggestions.
The main problem with the
article is that it makes several
obscure assumptions. First, that
'GOD' resides somewhere other than
within ourselves; and second, that
'GOD' has a will. You say in your
article that man tends to oversimplify 'GOD' and you've done so
dramatically when you make these
assumptions.
Neither of these
assumptions are true, however; in
fact 'GOD' can be seen as a "higher
level" source of understanding
within each and every one of us.
This source of understanding
can be tapped into in several
different ways. What should have
been made more clear in your article
was that if the form of self-denial
being practiced does not give us a
different perspective of our
surroundings (and that is the Qnlx
reason to practice self-denial) then
attempt to try something else.
Don't just go ahead and drink your
beer and eat your sweets!

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VOL. XXXIX No. 20 March 26, 1987
Editor-in-chief............................................. Pamela K. Jones
News Editor ............................................. Elizabeth Mazzullo
Feature Editors .......................................... Lorri Steinbacher
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Sports Editor .......................................................Jim Pyrah
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College. Names may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all
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There are many alternatives to
self-denial as an attempt to gain
better perspectives of your world:
meditation; physical extremes in
exercising; and many others that are
just not practical or in tune with
our way of life. Is there a viable
alternative? Yes! Read! Read
anything where an opinion or a
different perspective is presented.

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unconsciously glean the
will complement your
and · in that way
understanding of the world
place in it Understan ·
true road to 'GOD.'

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March 26, 1987

sad commentary on Wilkes
ment your
at· way
1g of the world
Understandi
'GOD.'

IAL

many Pollocks does it
aew in a light bulb?
sure most of you have
· joke before, but it seems
~tmore offensive set down
and white, doesn't it?
, before The Beacon is
by letters condemning Q.
being prejudiced, there is a
this joke's appeaiance in
n--a point which should
t to those of you who
the Bob Garner Comedy
· Show last weekend.
· g his show, Garner
11K:ist comments at a black
, calling him "bro" and
aring around the student's
singing "Let my people
addition, a good deal of the
in his performance consexual innuendoes. More
ndoes, in fact, for the
were about as subtle as a
wn through at plate-glass

e)

realistically, no one could
loown that Garner's show
feature that brand of comedy.
rolumn has supported the
ing Board's efforts before,
d-sponsored events have
been an alternative to the
Wilkes weekend.
problem with the Garner
l'a'i really more
than the

Put your degree

to work

show itself, though.
Last
weekend's show merely repeated the
pattern of other campus events held
this semester--the Chicago City
Limits show, the Dating Game, and
Winter Weekend.
Several letters to the editor
complaining about the immaturity
of Wilkes students at these events
have appeared in The Beacon
already, and I was determined to
hold my peace and dismiss these as
isolated incidents, not at all typical
of Wilkes students.
But no~ I'm not so sure
they're unconnected. The Garner
show was the last straw: it not
only annoyed me, it saddened me.
Call me a woman of Victorian
principles, but I can't help
thinking, first of all, that people
can indeed have a good time while
sober and, second, that something
can be funny without referring to
sex, sexual organs, or homosexuality.
All four of the events I've
mentioned have something in common: they show what can only be
referred to as the general level of
immaturity on campus.
Think this is simply preaching
on my part? Before you tum the
page, take a look at these examples.
At the Chicago City Limits
show, during which the comedians
used audience participation in many
skits, almost all of the suggestions
from the audience concerned sex in

some form.
And although Winter Weekend
is, by now, probably a sore subject,
consider the participants' conduct
once again. Come on, folks, howevermuch you try to justify it as
"good clean fun," urinating on. a
wall just isn't classy.
·
Finally, think about the
Dating Game. Many people went
expecting to see something similar
to the television show, perhaps a
little less G-rated, but certainly not
approaching something you'd find
in the Penthouse Forum. Instead,
we were "treated" to the sight of
several backsides and one man's
Fruit-of-the-Looms
and
more
references to National Condom
week than all the brochures from
all the Health Services Offices
nationwide.
I'm sure. alcohol was a factor
in the conduct at several of these
events.
Enough has been said
about the kegs at Winter Weekend
already, but somehow I don't think
that sober people throw things at
cars and urinate on walls, even ii
they are just out to "have· a good
time" with friends. As far as the
Dating Game is concerned, I
understand that large quantities of
alcohol were present backstage so
the contestants could get "prepped"
for the show.
It's harder to tell what role
alcohol played in the other two
events, but I would find it hard to

believe that everyone in the
audience was sober. And let's face
it, most people will laugh at anything when they're drunk, even
racist jokes.
I'm not a prude, and this
column is not an attack on either
drinking or sex. What it is trying
to attack is what seems to be the
"Wilkes College state of mind," in
which the only two things that
matter are getting drunk and getting
"satisfaction," as Mick Jagger put

Many first to twelfth grade elementary and junior high school
pupils now await one hour a week science, chemistry, and biology.
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teen pass? School books are used.
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Since the tutorial
help of volunteer tutors and Tuesday.
director, is the only place, except in program began in 1964, Wilkes
a few schools, where low to very students have assisted thousands of
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To volunteer, please call the
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good. Look into the Peace

The Garner show, then, only
emphasized what was already painfully obvious to some of us. It's
true that, unlike the other three
events, in which Wilkes students
determined what happened, no one
could control what Bob Garner said.
But no one had to laugh at his
jokes, either.
And the fact that they did is
truly a sad commentary on Wilkes
College.
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Go to SLC 101 today at noon or 3:30 p.m.
and let the Core Review Committee know
how you feel about the Core.
Meetings are open to all students and
faculty members.

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March 26, 1987

What is a
retreat?
by Kara Goobic

(Editor's note: A weekend
retreat for
Wilkes students,
rponsored by several area churches,
will be held April 3-5.)
The most meaningful retreat I
was a part of was during the first
weekend of February this year. It
was held at The Fatima Center in
Elmhurst.
The retreat, entitled "Chrism,"
was open to any college-age student
in Northeastern
Pennsylvania.
There were only four of us from
Wilkes College, including the
~ampus minister to Wilkes College, Tony Vento.
I didn't know what to expect
from this retreat because I didn't
mow anyone from the area and I
wasn't familiar with how retreats
.vere run in this area. But I gave it
a shot, and I can't tell you how
much I have benefited from it.
On Friday night, forty of us,
plus a brother and priest here and
there, were asked to tell someone
who we didn't know our life story
in sixty seconds. When we were
done, we told the group what we
learned. This is an example of an
"icebreaker." Its function is simply
to make people feel more comfortable in an uncomfortable situation.
After having a couple of
"icebreakers," we met in small
groups, consisting of five or six
people, with two group leaders in
each small group. A talk was
given on values by my group
leader. What he did was explain his
values and how they have changed
after several experiences in life. We
would react in small groups to what
he said and talk about our values.

Saturday was the longest day
but the most fulfilling. Several
_talks were given on such topics as
friendship, God, self-confidence, and
love. Saturday night at about 9:00
we had a penance service. Prayers
were read, music was played, and an
opportunity for reconciliation was
given.
To me, the reconciliation
service was the most rewarding
because it gave me time to reflect
on everything that was said on the
weekend and time to turn my
thoughts to myself and think. The
music affected me the most, probably because I am an amateur musician. Everyone had a good time; it
was evident in the singing and
laughter.
Sunday morning we had a
~losing _ mass and said our
goodbyes. I still keep in touch
with the people I met on the retreat.
Students from University of
Scranton, Bloomsburg, King's,
Misericordia, University of Pennsylvania, and Mansfield all made
the retreat worthwhile by sharing
what was important to them with
others and by having a good time.
It's difficult for me to explain
exactly what a retreat is. The only
thing I can say is that it's what we
all make of it, and the only way to
find out is to come on the retreat
April 3, 4, and 5.
We're leaving sometime Friday
after dinner and returning Sunday
after mass. I can't force anyone to
go; I can only share my experience
with you and hope you'll be curious
enough and open-minded enough to
come on this retreat and share
yourself. It's a risk, but it's a risk
worth taking.

Office
from p. 1
of the most in
office is to 1
the graduates.
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list. Wilkes I
about 15,000.
asked to sup
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Students can now catch up on reading and relax on the new furniture in

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support of
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umni and stud
to put a grou]
that could sp&lt;
·ues. There :
here at Wilk,

Bettina Gregory to
appear at CPA in April
Bettina Gregory, ABC News'
Senior General Assignment Correspondent, will appear at Wilkes
College on Monday, April 6, at 8
p.m. in the Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center for the Performing Arts.
Based in Washington, D.C.,
Gregory covers a variety of major
national news stories for ABC
television programming and for the
six ABC radio networks.
Gregory appears at Wilkes as
the featured speaker for the Sixth
Annual Max Rosenn Lecture in
Law and Humanities.
Her
presentation, "The First Amendment and News Coverage: Is it in
Danger?" is open to the public at
no charge.
The Max Rosenn Lecture
Series was initiated at Wilkes in

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recognition of the Honorable Max
Rosenn, Judge, U.S. Court of
Appeals. Each year, the series
brings speakers of international
reputation to the College and
community.
This year's speaker, Gregory,
has a distinguished career in
journalism. In addition to covering
major regular agencies, she has
reported on the Challenger investigation, the Chernobyl nuclear
disaster and its impact on the
American nuclear industry; the
TWA terrorist bombing; and issues
of airline safety in the wake of the
Arrow Air crash.
Gregory joined ABC News in
December, 1974, as a correspondent
with the American FM Radio
Network. Since that time, she has
served as ABC's Military Affairs
Correspondent (1977), covering thy

Pentagon; as Federal Re
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reporting on the Three Mile
nuclear accident and the Love
hazardous waste investigati~
as White House Corr
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hostage crisis for ABC's "W
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and tracking President Carter's l
presidential campaign.
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for journalistic excellence
numerous awards. In 1983,
was named one of America's
Ten Investigative Reporters by
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Women
In
Communi
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Commission on Working W
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cellence in reporting.

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important
of the office is to maintain
with the graduates. Wilkes
ut 13,438 active alumni on
· ing list. Wilkes has total
· of about 15,000. These
· are asked to support the
eemotionally and financially
Alumni Office.
The alumni are grouped into
by convenience of
· . Alumni ho reside in
tern Pennsylvania,
for
e, will be holding their
Spring Dinner on May 8 at
Wyoming Valley Country

:e in

Another top priority of the
· Office is maintaining and
· g support of current
ts. "There is a great void
alumni and students. We
·ng to put a group -together
pus that could sponsor trips
a:tivities. There should be
done here at Wilkes College

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that make the students identify with
the alumni. We want them to be
proud of Wilkes and tell its story."
What Shipula wants is the
implementation of a Student
Alumni Organization on campus.
The proposal came from student
Mike Kean, who served as a co-op
intern· for the Alumni Office last
semester. Shipula has hopes that
this could help with the muchtalked-about student apathy on
campus.
The Alumni Office also has
the responsibility of supporting its
recent graduates and seniors in their
job searches. "Once you become a
graduate, what we would like to do
is get support from graduates in
coming in to campus to create a
network of internship opportunities
for students, or counseling of some
sort," said Shipula.
The office has implemented a
new program this year. There is a
ten percent discount offered to
children of alumni.
There are
currently 41
students taking

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Shipula would like more alumni to
come to campus to recruit and
support the College to high school
students. "What we did this year,
in cooperation with the Admissions
Office, was contact alumni ·and had
them attend college fairs," said
Shipula. Eleven alumni attended
12 college fairs, and Wilkes
received 100 percent support from
the alumni asked to attend. "We
feel this type of thing is
important," Mr. Shipula said,
"because it helps the College
grow."
Shipula has even more plans
to expand and improve the Alumni
Office and its work. For next year's
Homecoming, he hopes to book a
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PAGE FIVE

Beautification-a College project
by Kim Klimek
Why have a Campus Beautification Day? Wilkes College takes
pride in the natural beauty of its
campus. Many buildings which are
used for dorms and classes are
nearly three-quarters of a century
old.
The river common area is a
site for a nice nap on a lazy spring
day. One person carelessly tosses a
wrapper on the ground, then
another, then another, then another.
Someone throws a Burger King
wrapper out the window. Leaves
from fall still lie on the ground and

hedges are growing new shoots.
This means college students,
faculty and administration should
chip in and help restore the beauty
of the campus. Circle K members
and administration are discussing
the date of Campus Beautification
Day. This function will be open to
everyone and take place on an April
weekend.
Students on the Campus
Beautification Committee who attended the event last year said it
involves trimming hedges, picking
up garbage and planting shrubs.
People will be asked to bring their
own tools.

Board reviews
gifts and grants
by Richard Pace

such as educational program evaluations and scholarship programs
A preliminary summary of and for keeping tuition down.
gifts and grants received by the
However, with the restricted
College was reviewed by the Board current of operations, the gifts and
of Trustees approximately three grants can only be used in specific
weeks ago.
ways, such as the creation of
According to Richard Charles, scholarship programs. If the gifts
vice-president. for college advance- and grants are used in any way other
ment, the summary of gifts and than their intended use, they may be
grants is subject to change.
revoked .
Wilkes received a private total
Afte/ government grants had
of $2,922,988. There was a 96 been received for educational propercent increase in gifts and grants grams, the grand total for 1986 was
for 1986.
calculated to be well over $4 milWith an unrestricted current of lion, even though most of the emoperations, these gifts and grants phasis was placed on the private
can be used for College functions total of $2,922,988.

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April 10 in the Nursing
Learning Center.
REMINDER: Seniors cannot vote!

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March 26, 1987

WCLH spotli2ht

Fabiano-Shimp -- punk and hard co
by Lorri Steinbacher
Are you tired of the endless
parade of Top 40 boredom? Are
you
feeling
just
a
little
adventurous? If so, Gary Fabiano
and Gregg Shimp might have
something that will interest you.
The featured DJs for the second
installment of the WCLH spotlight
are the two energetic gentlemen
who are responsible for the Punk
and Hard Core show that airs
Thursday nights from 9 p.m. until
12 a.m.
Are you wondering just what
hard core and punk is? I am sure
most of you, at one time or
another, have heard some kind of
punk or hard core music. Punk is
an original music movement of the
1970's. A major cause of the punk
movement, according to Gregg
Shimp, the man responsible for the
punk influences of the show, was
the high rate of unemployment in
England. People were dissatisfied
and needed an outlet to express this
disillusionment with the system.
This earlier music differs from hard
core in that it is is more political.
Gregg is very familiar with
the history of punk music. He says
that punk began, n0t with an
English group as most of us are
prone to think, but with an
American band, The Ramones, of
all people.
The Ramones took
their style of music to England and
spawned what developed into
modem punk.
Also, a major
element in the development of punk
was disco music.
Says Gregg,
"punk started as a reaction to disco.
It was so completely opposite from
it." From punk came hard core.
According to Gary Fabiano,
the hard core fan of the pair, hard
core music is "loud, fast music
which I think gets a point across.

That's one of the reasons I listen.
They (the groups) have a lot of
good things to say." This music is
considered a later form of punk. It
deals with vital issues such as
toxic waste, war, and nuclear
weapons. Gregg's definition of hard
core calls it "a little harder and
faster. The music has energy and
gives the listener energy."
Gary Fabiano, a sophomore art
major from Neptune, New Jersey,
has been at the station since he
began at Wilkes. Says Gary, "I
wanted to expose people to the kind
of music I like, so I approached
them with a hard core show. I
didn't know much about punk but I
met up with Gregg who is really
knowledgeable in early punk. We
combined and have had a killer
show ever since.
Gary remembers that his
musical taste really began with
groups like The Who. Then, in the
9th or 10th grade, he began
listening to hard core and has been
listening from that time on. Some
of Gary's favorite music now
includes 7 Seconds, Minor Threat,
Uniform Choice, and Youth of
Today.
He was "a rebellious type" in
high school and that may have
something to do with his choice in
music. "Hard core and punk is like
an outlet for kids that are sick of
doing what everyone else does. .
.tired of conforming. The music
reduces tension," relates Gary.
In the future, Gary wants to
get into the art field.
"My
concentration in art is sculpting so
I'd like to work somewhere in the
art profession until I can establish
myself as a sculptor," Gary says of
his future plans.
"More importantly, I don't want to do
commercial art because I don't want
to be part of the rat race."

Gary feels that WCLH has
helped in his future plans
because, "it looks gogd in your
background. It is also good to know
you have your FCC license and can
be a DJ anywhere in the country."
Gary also feels that he is gaining a
sense of responsibilty from his
position at WCLH.
Gregg Shimp, the other

show.
Gregg began listening to punk
when he was in the seventh grade.
Suprisingly, that was the first
music he ever really got into. His
favorites include The Sex Pistols,
The Ramones, The Clash, Dead
Boys, and especially the Buzzcocks.
Gregg thinks that one of the
most important aspects of WCLH

I

II

iences at the station will
because, "if art doesn't
career I could always use iL'
Much like Tobino's
Walton's (last week's feat
feelings about their music,
feels that the exposure IO
hard core music is quite li
the area. "I don't think that
people were exposed IO hard
Gary speculates. "I'm not
that no one listened to the
but as soon as the show
more people got exposed."
Both Gary and Gregg ri
a major drawback of the
that many people stereotype
that listen to it. Says Gary,
many people confuse it
drinking or drugs. I'm
straight edged. l don't drink
drugs and still get into the m
One thing that may
to the attitude that many
take when considering
hard core music is the p
slam danicing. Slam
basically "contact dancin(
which groups of people get
on the dance floor and throw

member of the hard core and punk
team, is a sophomore from
Carlisle, Pennsylvania. He is also
an art major. He began getting
interested in radio when he worked
at a station in his hometown during
the summer. He thought it was fun
and knew he wanted to keep doing
it at school.
Gregg began at
WCLH with a regular "new music"
show but then met up with Gary
and they pooled their respective
talents to produce their present

is that they play all new music.
"That's what's cool about the
station.
They play only new
music, no Top 40." This format,
of course, gives a show like Gary's
and Gregg's a chance. It can be said
that the hard core and punk show on
WCLH is one of a kind.
In the future, Gregg's plans
differ Gary's. "I want to get into
commercial art, mainly album
covers and promotional items for
bands." He feels that his exper-

Pee Wee mania strikes
whom the show is ostensibly
programmed, are already up and
Saturday morning
. No watching Muppet Babies. They
classes ... The dull throb of Friday nudge each other and put away the
night's small over-indulgences Oreos because the adults are about
pound at the temple. The wish to to invade their space, to curl up on
sleep until dinner vibrates through the floor beside them and watch the
the electric blanket with a ping. best half hour on television.
From beginning to end, Pee
Suddenly the eyes shoot open.
Omygod! It's ten o'clock! Pee Wee's Playhouse is an inspired,
Wee's Playhouse! Hey everybody, brialliant little assemblage of
merriment. From the beaver chewit's time for Pee Wee Herman!
From dorm rooms to apart- ing down the tree to Pee Wee's
ments to the houses of suburbia the hurtling exit on his scooter, we sit
shout goes out, and adults in rapt attention as the foolishness
throughout the nation rise from unfolds. Every minute of the protheir apathy and grab for the gram, including the commercials, is
a creative dream. Every second is
remote contol.
College students
used to boggle the mind with
crawl to the nearest 14-inch black
humor, animation, silliness, and
and white available and grope for
just plain "grown-up" belly laughs.
the on-off switch. Children, for

ac
are a moviegoer
then Mel Gil

thal Weapon, ii
Lethal Weapon
and lets ther

plenty of scintil
nseful car c
nces.
nner · is ii
or this film
elude The

The Goonie.
Weapon I
edicore scriJ
ed action i
work, ar
ibson and
two men just
tandem since
the Sundance
ts created wh:
the best acti1

bodies at one another.
people think that it's kids
the shit out of one another.
isn't true, explains Gary. '
of going out and starting fi
is a safe way to let off e
really is a controlled activity
the free-for-all that people
think it is."
Gregg explains it diffi
He compares the act of slam
ing to "human bumper caIS'
actually believes that it is men
a sport than violence.
Gary puts slam dancing ·
personal persepctive, "Whea
slammin' the adrenalin starts
ing. I feel really good af
Slam dancing can be seen asa

Continued

A different perspective _

by Bill Barber

por

Plenty of fun is packed into these
moments of madness.
Pee Wee doesn't just stop and
show a cartoon. Oh, no. Suddenly
the lady taxi driver with the deep
voice barges in, blows a fanfare and
announces:
"The King of Cartoons!" · A large, smiling black
man wearing a crown enters with
great pomp and proclaims--"Let dee
Cartoooooon Begin!" On comes a
clip from some 1930's Betty Boop
number, contrasting splendidly the
new and the old.
Everything is alive-- the chair,
the rug, the little Claymation
creatures that grow and shrink. A
hand suddenly appears in the
window, thumb and forefinger
painted to be lips, to tell a knockknock joke. A cow comes to the .

dutch door wearing pearls. Then
there's Pee Wee's "girlfriend" with
the bullet-proof hairdo, or the fat
lady, or Pee Wee's "boyfriend" with
the beefcake body who keeps coming in from the pool, or the head of
a drag queen genie in a box who
grants wishes. And don't forget the
word for the day! This is all adult
stuff, right? The best part is, kids
love it too.
America could be divided into
three types of people--those who
watch Pee Wee; those who don't
watch Pee Wee; and those who
don't know who Pee Wee is!
However, life is never that simple.
For instance, there are people who
stand around behind you scratching
their heads and saying, "God, I can't
believe a grown man would watch

this!" These people spend thal
hour putting on their make-up
fixing coffee.• They are
Grown Up." Then there arc
one's who Don't watch Pee
They are statisticians, poli · ·
morticians, librarians who w ·
people like that. We need
like that, and they should never
forced to watch Pee Wee. This
after all, a democracy.
But for the uninitiated,
those third category of people
just don't know who Pee Wrt. is,
say we Pee Wee Maniacs have
proselytizing work cut out f&lt;l' us.
Just invite a couple of
unbelievers over for cheese
make sure they come before I
Hand them a bowl of ice
soup· instead and then, "Let dee
tooon begin!"

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March 26, 1987

n at the movi

station ·
art doesn
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like
. week'
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Lethal
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th action
Gordon
are a moviegoer ~ho
·on, then Mel Gibson's
lethal Weapon, is your
Rd! Lethal Weapon loads
oollets and lets them fly.
ac plenty of scintillating
suspenseful car chases,
t sequences.
Donner · is in the
chair for this film. His
hits include The Omen,
and The Goonies. In
Lethal Weapon Donner
a medicore script with
fast-paced action scenes,
camera work, and the
!I Mel Gibson and Danny
These two men just might
rest tandem since Butch
and the Sundance Kid.
clements created what may
IO be the best action film
JOO

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istened
as the
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STORY: 2.5
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ACTION: 3.5

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OVIERAJLJL
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of this year.
Much of Lethal Weapon's
success can be contributed to the ·,____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _---1
performances of Mel Gibson, of
The detectives are assigned to
Mad Max fame, and Danny Glover investigate the mysterious death of
Aries-Don't worry about things that you have no
who played parts in the box office a prostitute. This girl also happens
control
over. What's done is done. Everything will
hits
Witness and Silverado. to be the daughter of one of
work out in time.
However, Gary Busey also gives Murtaugh's
Vietnam
buddies.
an outstanding performance as a Eventually, they link the death to a
psychotic hitman for a drug-ring narcotics network that is tied to the
Taurus-Beware of friends who ask too many
operation.
Vietnam War. From here on out
questions
this week. Chances are their motives are
In this film, Mel Gibson plays the action explodes.
not sincere . .They may want more than you think.
the part of Manin Riggs and Danny
There is only one thing that
Definitely a good weekend to do some reflecting
Glover portrays the part of Roger concerns me about the film. It
Murtaugh.
They are both appears to me that Mel Gibson has
about your future plans.
California police detectives as well found himself in ideal roles lately,
as Vietnam veterans and have just whether it be as Mad Max or
Gemini-Stop playing games with people. They are
become partners. The perfect match- Martin Riggs.
Both characters
starting to see through you. Try being honest and
up, right? Wrong. Their person- seem to work for him. However,
you may keep some friends. If you keep these games
alities often conflict due to the fact there is one frightening notion here.
that Riggs is suicidal and just plain Max and Riggs are long-haired, gunup, you can lose it all.
crazy at times. On the other hand, toting good guys. Please, Gibson,
Murtaugh has just turned fifty and don't fall
into the Rambo
Cancer-Get ready . for a wild and crazy weekend at a
is conservative.
syndrome!

friend's house. Play your cards right and there will be
a surprise waiting there for you.

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John Holt discusses in a
about educational shortHow Children Fail. Holt
that the classroorri atmoscauses bright children to
temporarily stupid. Their
ce will return when they
· and hop on their bischool.
t attributes this acquired
to nervousness caused by
environment The student,
rl. getting wrong answers to
· and, subsequently, a low
'hedges" the teacher's queswith strategies. He lays aside
· g he knows as a person
· up the artillery of a stuAnd blindly, he proceeds in
supply "right
]remember equipping myself
!hat artillery in school. I
do anything to get the
to take the spotlight off me
1&amp;11 it onto one of my other
who couldn't figure out why
to be there either. The
system had conditioned us to
p lves as answer machines,
., we acquiesced. Learning
figure into it too much.
ding had little to do with
work.
Acquired stupidity, while

Pisces-swallow
your prid~

a Skinner box
deeply engendered by our early
schooling, is not arrested in school.
it pervades society. Some people
proceed blindly throughout their
entire life, while some do so only
certain times of the day.
I've
narrowed the cause of this temporary numbness to a fundamental
hang-up--the fear of being in an
environment that we have not
chosen. And, consequently, the fear
of appearing inadequate in this
threatening atmosphere.
If we enter such an atmosphere
conscious of all its elements, we
can avoid acquired stupidity. That
is, if we seize even the most
tedious tasks with an eagerness to
control our situation, we will not
become conditioned like the student
or churchgoer who feels he is being
kept from someplace he'd much
rather be. To the blindly compliant, the Principle of Buoyancy is
just another dumb formula; the
Lord's Prayer is just another empty
recitation; employment is just
another tedious duty.
I've found acquired stupidity
very visible at the restaurant I cook
in on weekends.
The two
waitresses I work with are fun,
imaginative people until they step
into my kitchen. Then ignorance
seems to usurp the turf of their
minds and builds a solid lean-to
there.
Locked into what they have

become conditioned to consider
their "job-description," they enter a
kitchen that is as remote as a
classroom, and their effort to get
the job done and appear adequate
leaves my kitchen a mess. Jars,
spoons, and dishes get scattered all
over my cutting board. All the
elements of the kitchen are but
obstacles to them.
They must
shove them out of their path.
"Candy, that's a lid," I'll say;
"It goes on that jar."
This appraoch fails. The kitchen has little in common with the
one they have at home, and its
contents are neaµy fit into this
category--"things I don't want to
know about."
I hav~ found an approach that
works. I have transformed the kitchen into a huge Skinner Box.
B.F. Skinner devised a method
of modifying the behavior of
pigeons by conditioning them to
respond to certain stimuli. He
borrowed the idea from Pavlov who
was able to condition "natural"
responses in dogs. But Skinner's
technique "shaped" behavioral
responses. If a pigeon pecked a
certain spot in the Skinner Box, it
was rewarded. After much pecking
and rewarding, the pigeon would
catch on to the connection between
the peck and the reward.

Continued p. 10

Leo-Time to get in shape for summer. Exercise any
way you can and those pounds will melt away before
long.
Virgo-A good friend of yours may need a shoulder to
cry on this weekend. Put your work aside and lend
an ear. You might need the same thing someday.
Libra-Stop believing that you always have to be in
control. Let yourself go for a change. You may learn
that you can lose control and still have fun.
Scorpio- You've been partying too much and your

grades are starting to show it. Take a break and start
studying. There is still time to salvage your grades if
you put your mind to it.
your mind on romance this
weekend and don't stop until you get what you want.
You never know, it might be easier than you may
think.
Sagittarius-Set

Capricorn-Buckle down and finally write that paper
that was due a month ago. You might even pass if
you hand it in before the end of the semester.
Aquarius-Call an old friend this week and make

plans to do something fun. You need to get out and
relax instead of staring at the walls of your room for
excitement. Live a little!
Pisces-Swallow your pride and make up with that

person that you've been quarrelling with for the past
few weeks. It is really silly to hold a grudge. That
person misses you and wants to end the battle.

�PAGE EIGHT

March 16, 1987

Campus
Circle K .cops
leader-- Chris top honors
·Bolcarovic
by Lee Mo.rrell

It seems that the good times

· by Korrie Everett
This week, The Beacon's campus leader series would like to
introduce you to Chris Bolcarovic. Chris, a senior from Central
Moreland, Pennsylvania, has held the position of General Station
Manager for WCLH, the radio station here at Wilkes, for the past year.
Her duties at the station entail "the day to day operation of the station."
This day to day operation includes overseeing the duties of the other
members of the staff and the DJs and generally making sure that
everything runs properly. One of her main goals is to "create a feeling
of belonging among the DJs." After all, morale is important
Perhaps the most vital part of Chris' job involves the public
relations aspect of her position because it has so much to do with her
future career. Chris is pursuing a double major in English and
Communications at Wilkes and is interested in getting into public
relations as a career. In her positon at WCLH, she is responsible for
sending out announcements, making sure that WCLH events are wellpublicized and noticed, and working to maintain the station's image.
Chris noted some of the things that have been going on with
WCLH. This year )they instituted a news team and a list of the Top 35

are just beginning for Wilkes
College Circle K. Last month,
they celebrated their 25th anniversary with a banquet at the
Sheraton Crossgates. This mon th ,
there was celebrating of a different
sort. Over the weekend of March
13-15, Wilkes Circle K basked in
the radiance of a fine year at the
Pennsylvania DiStrict Convention
in Altoona.
The Wilkes Circle K'ers,
advised on campus by Mr. Phil
Tuhy, showed that th ey are truly
one of the best clubs in the state,
bringing home nine individual and
club honors. They took firS t place
in single service with th e winning
project, "Special Day wi th Special
People." The event was an all-day
picnic wi th the physically and
mentally handicapped of the area.
The chairpeople were Michelle
Ratchford and Cheryl Kukoski.
Circle K also took first in the
.Inter- club category. An Interclub
is achieved when at least three club
members from a group meet w1·th
members from different clubs. It

is measured in total hours per
people participating. This year's
winning total was a startling
43,000 hours. In comparison, last
year's winning total (also won by
Wilkes) was 6,500 hours.
Wilkes took second place in
the Achievement category. This
category is measured by the most
service proiects. They also took
'
thircLin the Scrapbook competition.
This year's scrapbook was designed
by Michael Fender and Cheryl
Kukoski and had a 25th anniversary
theme. Individuals also stood out
when this year's awards were
announced.
Debbie Pavlico
garnered Outstanding President;
Laura View copped the honors of
Outstanding Secretary, and Stephen
Morris came out on top with the
award of Outstanding Treasurer.
Convention time also brings
with it the election of a new
District Board. Wilkes was not
short in the honors there either.
The present Distict Secretary,

year. The District airo
their support for Wilk
Geskey as International
Yet another honor was
w·lk Th w·
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won this past year,
difficult to repeat
sure with the help of
old and new, we
successful." Morris
[Pavlico] was a great
year and has made the
is today--one of the s
state."
Mr. Phil Tuhy, ad

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most requested songs of the week. In addition, WCLH celebrated its
15th anniversary and hosted a party that brought back some illustrious
alumni back to the station. Also highlighting this year was a visit
from DJs from Bloomsburg University and most recently, a hoagie sale
to raise funds for the student-run station. Chris was responsible for
making sure all these things ran smoothly.
Christine, a member of the Who's Who for 1987, has always been
active in campus related activites. For the past three years she has been
involved in many activites, including Cue 'N' Curtain, chorus, and the
Cap and Bell singers. She has also taken voice and piano lessons,
worked with the school musicals, and is a church organist on weekends.
In addition, she worked at WCLH as music director, and is currently
dorm president of Doane Hall.
In addition to her involvement with campus activites, Chris holds
several part-time jobs, including one at the radio station WEMR (am1460). Chris works at an internship at WBRE, TV28. Obviously,
these jobs help her in her role as Station Manger at WCLH.
In the future, Chris intends to keep working at her part time jobs
and eventually hopes to earn a position in public relations at either a
radio or television station. WCLH could prove to be a help to her in
these plans.
If you want to hear more of Chris you can catch her radio show on
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Mllfch 26, 1987

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performed his show
night for a large crowd of
uudents, as well as some
children, accompanied by
ts. The magic part of the
fabulous. He performed
ic routines, such as the
rings," the torn newspaper
the ubiquitous sawing
in half trick.
humor, sad to say, was
is expected of a magician.
oded to a typically imaowd. For example, when
ed the sawing a woman
1ru,;; he brought a volunteer
die stage as his assistant.
and of itself is no major
However, when he began
to the tightness of her
le crossed the boundaries of
. He placed the volunteer

on the table and started making
lewd and obscene gestures and facial
expressions. This was uncalled
for, to say the least
Another fine example of
Garner's brand of "humor" was his
hypnotized, dancing "banana." The
banana danced behind a cloth in
front of his pelvic area, imitating a
certain part of male anatomy that
was hardly appropriate. After all,
the illusion would have held just as
much weight without the lewd
gestures, so why include them?
At one point after the onset
of the banana business a mother and
her young son got up and left the
CPA. Granted, the show was a
college function, but still is that
what college is focused upon?
Overall, excluding the offcolor humor, which focused upon
racial slurs, sexual humor, and drug
jokes, the magic was acceptable.
The one good thing that can be said
was that the show was only one
hour long, just long enough to
offend, but not long enough to
cause a riot

igh fashion for Spring Break!

Recently, the Center for
Instructional
Communications
announced its intention to maintain
operation during the 1987-1988
academic year.
The program
recently received funding from the
Faculty Development Committee,
enabling the Center to proceed in
its effort to improve the quality of
classroom teaching at Wilkes
College.
CIC is located in Chapin Hall,
room 10, and is under the codirection of Ms. Jane ElmesCrayhall and Dr. Bradford Kinney.
The goal of the program is to
provide faculty with means other
than official peer review or tenure
evaluation procedures for improving
their teaching skills. These skills
include the areas of voice
projection, lecturing styles and format, and reading student feedback.
Faculty members who request

the service open their classrooms to
the observation of either Dr.
_Kinney or Ms. Elmes-Crayhall and
are provided with a professionally
written evaluation, as well as video
material. This video material will.
be reviewed by the participant and
the director on a confidential, one-toone basis.
"The quality of teaching at
Wilkes is part of its dynamic, and
we believe the Center contributes to
that dynamic because faculty are
helping faculty improve their
teaching," commented Elmes. "The
common experience we share is a
desire to improve our teaching
methods," she added.
To date, the Center has
provided a total of 29 observations
and tapings with a variety of
departments participating, including
the Biology, Chemistry, Commerce
and Finance, Engineering, Nursing,
and Speech, Communications and
Theater Arts Departments. The

Writing Lab has also particiapted.
Dr. Kurt Bottjer, a first year
instructor from the Biology
Departn1ent, was one of the ten
faculty who sought the experience
of the CIC.
Considering his
relatively new position, Bottjer felt
that the service would provide him
with a fresh approach to instruction
at Wilkes. "In my opinion, the
Center serves as an excellent
monitoring service. I turned to the
program in order to improve my
own teaching abilities," commented
Bottjer. "With this type of
constructive criticism, a teacher is
able to perform more effectively,"
he added.
"I think it's important to have
professors · with dynamic and
energetic teaching skills," said
senior
communications/English
major Chris Bolcarovic. "Students
come to college for a quality

Continued p. 10

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March 26, 1987

Words
Continued from p. 7
What I did was similar. When
Candy would leave the french
dressing bottle on my cutting table,
I would open the flip top and lay
the bottle on its side precariously
on the edge of the table. She would
knock it off the table every time
she entered the kitchen if she did
!)Ol fix it. So subconsciously she
would pick it up, snap on the lid,
and place it upright. So I would do
it again--same response.
On the third trial she also put
it away--progress. The fourth time
elicited the same response. The
sixth time yielded success. I did.
not have to touch the bottle. The
sight of it caused her to put it
away. I had completed the shaping.
She was reconditioned.

Fabiano/Shimp

WCLHTOP35

Continued from p. 6

Maybe the one thing
and Gregg want to stress
is that everyone should
(the music) a chance. It's
bunch of screaming.
of meaning behind the
you have any questions lheJ
be happy to answer them.
love to get calls and enjoy
to people. You can just cal
them know how you like
. Gary sums it up best,
on your radio and listen.'

of release for people that are just
sick and tired of what's going on in
the world. Because they cannot go
1. The Smiths ..................................................... Ask Me
out and do anything about their
2. REM ........................ ... ................................ .I .Believe
frustrations, they release the ten3. Flesh For Lulu ............................................ .I Go Crazy
sion in a different way. Still, it is
4. The Mighty Lemon Drops ............................. Happy Head
. a concept that people unfamiliar
5. Pseudo Echo ...................................... Living In A Dream
with the music have trouble accept6. B-52s ............... ....... ................................ ~lanet Claire
ing.
7. Oingo Boingo ......................................... Not My Slave
Although there are negative
8. The Cure .............................................. Let's Go To Bed
connotations attached to the music,
9. UB-40 .................................. ........ ....... .I Got You Babe
Gary and Gregg must
both Gary and Gregg feel there is
10. Blue Rays .................. : ................................. My Queen
some real value in it Gary feels something right. Their
1 I. Violent Femmes ....................................... County Death
that the fact that he and Gregg are night show brings in at
art majors have a lot to do with calls an rour. The calls
12. The 3 O'Clock ........................... Suzie's On The Ball Now
their choice in music because "it is prevented them from c
13. Concrete Blonde .................. ... ........... Still in Hollywood
creative. We are people that like to records correctly. The
14. Kraftwerk ...................................................... Surrender
think and the music makes us "from places we've never
15. Dweezil Zappa ................................... Let's Talk About It
think."
of." They have even had
16. The Bolshoi.. ................................................... A Way
Perhaps the one characteristic someone to answer !he
17. Zerra One ............ .. ................................. ... .. Rescue Me
that struck me the most about these them.
Center
18. Lone Justice ..................................................... Shelter
two guys is their dedication to the
Continued from p.9
19. Alan Parsons .......................... Standing on Higher Ground
music. Obviously, music that is
education, and I believe it's up to 20. Synch ........................................... Don't Stop Believin'
so socially and politically oriented
the professors to provide that 21. Eric Clapton ............................................. Missing You
attracts
people that are politically
education."
22. Alphaville ........................................... Universal Daddy
motivated
as well. Although Gregg
Dr. Kinney, one of the 23. Chameleons ............................................ Swamp Thing
admits that Gary is somewhat more
directors of the Center, felt that 24. Eleven Pond .................................... Tear and Cinnamon
politically active than he, the two
anyone who participates in the 25. Peter Gabriel.. ................ .................... That Voice Again
have some regard for the meaning
Center's program, and receives a 26. Echelon ............................................................ Shine
behind the music.
taped example of their teaching 27. Billy Bragg .................................................. .Ideology
Gary admits that politics
methods, will know more about 28. Gene Loves Jezebel.. .......................................... Desire
today affect him. Politics "really
their strengths and weaknesses than 29. Crowded House .................... ................... Don't Dream It
piss me off. I hope to do somethey did before they enrolled in
30. Iggy Pop ............................................. Real Wild Child
thing about it someday. It's too
CIC. He explained that one future 31. The Lucy Show ................................... A Million Things
bad older people don't listen to
objective of the Center includes
32. Housemartins ................ ............................. Happy Hour
younger people sometimes," he
producing
a short video package
33 . Th e B rons k.1 B eat............................ H.It Th at p erf ect B eat
,..
states.
1ocusing on areas of common
·
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34 . T h e Kmks
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Gary and Gregg have not
concern to faculty such as strategies
for reading student feedback. The .._3_5_._H_o_w_ar_d_J_o_n_es_._
.. _.. _.. _..._.._.._Y_o_u-K_n_o_w_I_L_o_v_e_Y_o_u_,_D_o_n_'t_Y_o_u_?_➔ stopped at just a radio show in their
quest for bringing hard core into the
video will be completed over the
Bored? Disillusioned? Don'tjump! Join The
area. They have been trying to
summer and will be available to
Beacon instead! The Beacon is always in ·
organize a hard core show somefaculty in the fall.
interested, enthusiastic individuals to write, take
where in the Valley. "We tried getFaculty who may want more
photos, or help with layout. No experience
ting a show together here at Wilkes
information can contact Ms. Elmesnecessary. We train with a smile! If this sound
but the school won't let us have it
with
Crayhall or Dr. Kinney at ext 316
too good to be true, come up to our office located
for numerous reasons. We are still
or 317.
on the third floor of the SUB and find out!
looking for a place to have bands
play, though," Gary says.
only 25 cents for 25 words.
One thing that should be noted
What
is that they have tried to get halls
or clubs outside the college combetter way to get in touch with lovers, friends, even enemies?
munity interested in the show, but
with no success. Gary attributes
Just bring your message(s) to our office on the 3rd floor of the
this to the fact that,"the area is very
heavy metal. I'm not against that
Sub.
It pays to
but it (the area) is recessed when it
comes to hard core; they are not
Thtt
used to it. It hasn't gotten here yet
but we really want to bring it here."

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l of the season . ...
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0-11 last year and have
lhree matches in the last
faced Ursinus yesterday

March 26, 1987
Continued from pg. 12
- Frank Wanzor entered the
game as a DH and went 2 for 4
with a double. A single by Bill
Harries brought Wanzor home for
the first score of the game in the
third inning. Joe Ranieli added a.
double to the losing effort. Wilkes
left the bases loaded in both the
first and seventh innings.
The Huskies scored three runs
in the third inning. Two wild
throws and a walk accounted for the
scoring.
Eric Price started the game for
Wilkes. He struck out 3 and walked
4 after 3 2/3 innings. Dave
Nargoski went the final 2 1/3
striking out 2 and walking none.

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On Tuesday, the Colonels
collected 8 hits, including 2 home
runs by Joe Ranieli and a double
and a triple by Bill Harries to power
them to a 5-4 win the visiting
Cougars.
Don Shaw picked up the win
after pitching 4 innings, striking
out 1 and walking 3. Tom Salzberg
tossed 4 innings and stuck out 5
while walking 2. Dave Nargoski
threw 1 inning to pick up a save. ·
Wilkes will host Albright this
Saturday at 1:00 in a conference
. contest. The game is a double
header and Salzberg and Shaw are
scheduled to pitch.
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Ille first game, Wilkes-Barre
out to a quick 6-0 lead
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'ch are like field goals in
worth three points each.
the first half Mark Phelan,
King's student, scored a
· l try and O'Connor made
point conversion to put the

ahead, 12-0.
· proved to be the final
11 both teams came up
in an extremely physical
fought second half.
Breakers rolled to a 16-4
in the B side game thanks

to
Wilkes
students
Chip
Montgomery and Andy Harris.
Montgomery
helped
the
Breakers overcome a 4-0 deficit
early in the first half by converting
two penalty kicks. This made the
score 6-4 with the Breakers in
control at the half.
When the teams returned for
the second half, Montgomery was
hotterthan ever. he completed two
drop kicks to put the Breakers up
12-4.
With only a few minutes left
on the clock, rookie Andy Harris
rambled into the goal area and
grounded the first tri of his career.
The conversion attempt failed and
the final score stood at 16-4.
The A side is now 1-1 and the
B side sports a 2-0 record. This
Saturday the Breakers will travel to
York for their third match of the
season. The next home game will
be April 4th at 1:00 p.m. in Kirby
Park

Miller, Mejias
All-American
by Jim Pyrah
For the very first time in the
history of wrestling here at Wilkes
College, the Colonels have had two
wrestlers earn All-American honors.
Senior Andre Miller and junior
Dennis Mejias each finished 8th in
their respective weight classes to
earn that honor.
Miller, from Bayshore, N.Y.,
is a two time EIWA champ in the
134-pound weight class. He made it
to the quarterfinals before losing to
second seed Gil Sanchez of
Nebraska.
Mejias is a junior from
Bellmore, New York. He earned his

DIVISIONB
Melayu
Hakky Pakk
Rat Pack
Jerry's Kids
B&amp;J Bowlers
The Spares
Lucky Strikes
O.M. Tall Gals
F.M.R.

related) types of problems".
Unsworth expressed, though,
that testing should be done in a way
which will "preserve individual
rights".
Coach Phil Wingert stated,
"We are just wondering if there is a
need for it (drug testing) at our
level".
The -idea, however, was "put
on hold" due to the high expense
and the many legalities involved in
testjng.

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241,567
216,522
213,547
210,540
204,207,589
202,520
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Norizon Abd Razak
Cyndie Pieloch

Drug testing of Wilkes
College athletes or of anyone else
at Wilkes will not take place in the
immediate future. Football Coach
Bill Unsworth cited expense and
legality as the chief reasons.
Unsworth and others brought
up the idea of drug testing at a
meeting of the Physical Education
department this past Tuesday.
"It is our duty as educators to
inform on the negative aspects of
drugs," Unsworth said, "We need to
keep the sports free of those (drug

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Maybe the name of this column should be "Bob Kimback's Trivia
16-12 I Comer." For the second time in the last three weeks, Bob took the
14-141 honors as the Wilkes College trivia chief. Bob correctly told us that the
11-11 I pitcher who gave up Hank Aaron's record breaking 715th home run was
5-23 I Al Downing of the Dodgers. The pitcher who gave up Bucky Dent's
5-23 I historic seventh inning blast over Boston's green monster to put the
I Yankees into the playoffs, was Mike Torrez. Also, the last man to hit a
I home run for the old Boston Braves was Hank Aaron's old teammate
20-8 I Eddie Matthews.
20-8 I
Well, the NCAA Final Four is set, Indiana, UNLV, Syracuse and
11-11 I Providence will do battle for the title. So, for the last time this
16-12 I semester, here is some basketball trivia.
16-12 I

Individual leaders for the men
and the women are as follows;
Jim Consugar
Len Witczak
Bob Leo
Tim Wheeler
Howie Knorr
RickSantasania
Mike Havrilla
John Schultz
Tom Walton

8th place finish in the 118-pound
class. After losing in the opening
round,
Dennis
showed
his
toughness by battling back through
consolations.
Junior Craig Rome came one
match away from earning AllAmerican honors. Rome was
eliminated by Craig Martin of
Missouri on a 4-3 decision.
The Colonels finished. in 29th
place overall in the tournament
with 11.75 points.
Wilkes' last NCAA place
winner was Lenny Nelson. Nelson
placed 8th in the 142-pound weight
class in 1982.

Wilkes won't test
for drugs

The Wilkes College bowling
club found themselves all tied up
after competition this past Friday
at Chacko's East bowling lanes.
The
Grim
Reapers,
in
Division A, along with Melayu
and Hakky Pakk, in Division B, all
came away tied for the overall
league lead. Each sported a 20-8
record.
Jim Consugar was the leading
men's bowler with a 714 series and
a high game of 255. Norizon Abd
Razak copped the women's honors
with a high game of 202.
Following are the complete
team standings;

DIVISION A
Grim Reapers
W.A.S.
Miller Lite All-Stars
Return of the Boneheads
Riders rode high in the finals of the floor hockey intram~ league G-Spots
the Victim Soys 8-1 to claim top honors. CongratulatJ.Ons
O.M. Tall Boys
Riders and to all the teams for a fine season.
Four Horseman
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Underdogs
Broad St. Bullies

Wilkes Barre breakers
club had a successful
as they defeated Lehigh
· in both A side and B

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In the 1982 National Championship game, Georgetown vs. North
Carolina, Michael Jordan scored with just seconds left on the clock.
Georgetown inbounded and brought the ball down court. At this point,
the man controlling the ball threw perhaps the most memorable pass in
Georgetown history. The question is, who threw the pass and who stole
it?
OUESTION#2

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What is the University of Nevada-Las Vegas Running Rebels
Mascot?

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meal. Just think, not only will you win five dollars, but you will also
get your name in the paper. Isn't that what it is all about, folks? As the
late Andy Warhol said, "everyone will be famous for at least 15
minutes." This is your shot. Get your answers to us on the third floor
of the S.U.B. or call us at ext. 379.

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Vol. XXXIX

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No. 20

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Colonels claw Cougars
but lose to Sus_quehanna,
Bloom

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byJimPyrah
I hate to say it For fear of
jinxing the rest of the season I
really hate to say it D~ty.
however, and a large amount of
enthusiasm compel me to. Coach
Bob Duliba and his baseball team
just may be on to something this
year.
There, I said it. There may
have been no joy in Colonelville
last year, but this year, baseball
fans, will be different. The . new
season brings with it some new
faces, a position change or two, the
further development of some
talented
people
and,
most
importantly, a winning attitude.
This team means buisness, folks.
Forget that the Crusaders
canned them in a doubleheader on
Saturday and the Huskies humbled
them again on Sunday. Forget the 24 record. The Colonels slow start
may be attributed to a lack of
realization of just how good this
team can be. A little confidence
goes a long way, guys. We know
that you are good and you certainly
know it. Now is the time to prove
it
This is quite a turn around
from just one year ago. We might
as well refer to last year's campaign
as the "Navy" season because every
game was an adventure. Coach
Duliba will finally be able to throw
out all of those boxes of AlkaSelzer he collected last April.
It seems as though over this
past hoiday _break, several of the
Colonels found where they had
misplaced their bats and gloves
during last season. That is very
good news for Coach Bob Duliba
and for us fans who are yearning for
a legitimate contender to cheer for.
The heck with cautious
optimism, fans. Break out the
banners, pull up your favorite lawn
chair and cheer the Colonels on as
they head into what promises to be
a very successful year.

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Cyndie Lauper would have
e to e ending
Champ,
been proud of the Colonels in their Susquehanna University.
season opener as they did indeed
The Colonels only lead of the
show their true colors.
game came when they went up 2-0
Powered by the bats of in the top of the second. The
leftfielder Tony Caladie and catcher Crusaders took the lead for good
Bill Harries the Colonels clawed the with three runs in the bottom of
Cougars enroute to the 18-3 that inning.
victory.
Brian Gorski led Wilkes ih the
Caladie went 4 for 4, including batters box by going 3-4. Don
a home run and 4 RBI's. Harries Shaw suffered the loss for Wilkes.
was 2 for 2 with a home run, a
Wilkes
0
double: and 4 RBI,s. Centerfielder
Susquehanna
4
Brian Gorski brought in 4 runs on
his 2 hits.
Susquehanna put two runs on
Freshman Mark Konopki
picked up his first win as he went 4 the board in the first inning and two
innings striking out 4 and walking more in the fifth to complete the
2. Sophomore Eric Price went the sweep.
Tom Salzberg went six
last three innings also stiking out 4
innings and struck out 8 while
and walking 2.
Rightfielder Nelson Cantor and picking up the loss for Wilkes.
secondbaseman Joe Ranielli led an
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errorless defense. The Wilkes bats
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Things got heated up early in
Colonels collected 15 hits on the
this
doubleheader
on Sunday. If you
day.
missed the first inning then you
would probably think the Colonels
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played a solid baseball game. They
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did, except for that first inning.
After giving up three first
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just one hit, a single, for the rest of
the game. He struck out 3 and
Wilkes
walked 4 in going the distance for
Bloomsburg
Wilkes.
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winds
may
have
The winds died do
accounted for both teams poor
second
half of the twin
performances at the plate. Wilkes
few
bats
began to show
managed only 2 hits in the game.

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                    <text>'ol. XXXIX
No.20

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roup designed
support
ack students
organization designed to
the black population at
the Black Students
is now in its initial
~tion.
Coalition began as an idea
by the members of the
committee,
whose
are Rayford Carter,
S. Harrison, Kevin
, Timothy Walker, and

s.

lier

students have drawn up
tion to establish the rules
·uon will adhere to, as well
·n objectives. According
of the founding committee
John Williams, "We had
and spoke of starting it
Finally we got tired of
about it and did something

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members of the BSC want
· any fears the Wilkes
ity may have about the
non. The BSC is not a
or separatist organization,
r a positive force. The
was officially declared a
Government sponsored

organization as of March 13, so
membership is open to all Wilkes
students, as well as to members of
local communities.
The Black Students Coalition
is trying to achieve several
objectives. "The initial purpose,"
said Kevin Lawrence, "is getting
the blacks together."
The
organization would also like to
serve as a bridge between the blacks
on campus and members of the
community.
The
founding
committee feels the blacks at
Wilkes are not being viewed in a
true light by the community due to
a lack of communication.
"We would like to get them
[the black students] more involved
in College and community affairs,"
said Timothy Walker.
Kevin Lawrence also feels the
BSC will become an important tool
in helping those black students on
campus to identify with each other.
He feels the BSC could maintain
such an identity for the 15-20 black
students who reside on campus.
The Black Students Coalition
may serve as an aid to increase

Continued on p. 3

Have a problem? Need someone to talk to?
the peer counselors group which was formed
of c?mpus counseling.
Pictured are Marie
to n~ht), Tara Haas, Brenda Gerhard, and
are KIDI Supper and Frank Ketchak .

30 attend open
hearings on Core
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

ilkes RCRC to
fer workshop

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nsburg

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inds died down
· of the twinbill
~an to show some

ugh a special arrangement
le Computers, the Wilkes
Regional Computer ReCenter (RCRC) is offering a
to local teachers of grades
ugh twelve at no charge.
Computers will pay all
non and materials fees for an
· nal computer workshop
for Tuesday, April 28.
According to Dr. Barbara
i, director of Microcomputer
. n at the RCRC, 26
attended the first free
op to be offered under this
ment.
The workshop,
, "Effective Writing with a
ter: Beyond Word Prog," brough consultant Cathy
, Minnesota Educational
uting Corporation, to the
s to train teachers in the use
processing," data base, and

writing analysis software for fifth
through twelfth grade classrooms.
On April 28, the RCRC will
host up to 30 teachers for a
workshop on "Mindscape," which
produces educational software for
problem-solving and social studies.
A national representative from
Mindscape will train teachers in
techniques for applying this
software to their own classroom
situations, and for sharing this
information with fellow educators.
Participants will also receive
comprehensive teaching packets to
take back to their schools from the
session.
Since enrollment in this
workshop is limited, those interested are asked to contact the
RCRC as soon as possible. For
further information, call Bellucci at
824-4651, ext 278.

Maybe t~ese people can help! They're part of
under the guidance of Mark Sowchik director
Everett, Laura View, Steve Morris (front, left
Sue Novobilski (back).
Missing from picture

Thirty people, including committee members, attended last
week's open hearings on the
_proposed Core Curriculum.
According to Sharon Telban,
chairperson of the Core Curriculum
Review Committee, eight students,
16 faculty and staff members, and
six committee members came to
the three meetings held last
Wednesday and Thursday. Some
people came to more than one
meeting, she noted.
Telban felt that the "quality of
questions" asked was "impressive."
"I think the questions they
asked showed that people thought
about it and thought about the
impact it would have on students,"
she said, adding, "The students
asked good questions."
Questions were raised on
several topics, including the
possibility of overlapping distribution courses, the freshman
seminar, the foreign language
proficiency, and J?hysical education

requirements.
Another area of
discussion, Telban said,- was the
"insurance of the quality of teachin!:,
in the distribution." The question
was' asked, "What will the impact
be on educational excellence?"
A student who went to two
meetings noted that she talked to
Telban after one meeting and found
it "more informative" than the
meetings themselves.
The student explained that
when she first went to the
meetings, she did not agree with the
proposed revisions.
"But after
speaking to Sharon," she said, "I
think they have the right idea. It
does seem like thay have a reason
and a plan for it."
"I feel a lot better about it after
talking to her," she added.
But the student feels that the
meetings themselves were "political." She explained, "The whole
idea of changing the Core is
political, and a lot of political
things came out at that meeting."
As an example, she cited the
Admissions Office's opposition to

the proposed foreign language
requirement
The next meeting of the. Core
Curriculum Review Committee
will be held tomorrow, ApriC2, at
2:30 p.m. in the conference room
of the
Nursing
Deparment.
Everyone is welcome to attend and
share his opinions.

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Reader response

Black Students
Coalition--a step
in the right
direction

Students defend The Dating Game

This week's issue of The Beacon features an article
concerning the formation of the Black Students Coalition
(BSC) on the Wilkes College campus. This sort of
organization is long overdue at Wilkes. The organizers
should .be applauded for taking a difficult initial step in
~ttemptmg to create a greater awareness that such groups are
m fact needed among the Wilkes College community.
The purpose of the group, as stated in the article, is not
to separate, but to bring together the blacks on and off
campus with other black students, campus organizations,
and the local community. The basic goals established in this·
statement of purpose should serve as a springboard for the
formation of other such groups on campus.
Wilkes College, however, is behind the times as. far as
SUJ?port. ?rganizations are .concerned. Other colleges and
umversmes around the nat10n have recognized that support
groups are cru~ial.. This is evidenced in the variety and
number of organ1zat1ons found on campuses. Gay alliances
and womens' groups are two of the
many support
organizat~ons being formed to bring together people with
common mterests and concerns.
In .addition to their social function, the groups also, and
more importantly, serve as a means of support for its
members. Students are able to meet and discuss special
problems and issues that they are faced with as members of
that group.
. Taking the first step in any new area is always the most
difficult one. The BSC has started the ball rolling. Campus
support groups that promote an open, healthy exchange of
ideas and a sense of unity should be promoted and
supported. The formation of the BSC will hopefully
enfO!!rage ?ther groups to o~ganize coalitions on campus
brmgmg Wilkes College more m tune with the times.

-m:bt 1Altacon

VOL. XXXIX No. 21 April 1, 1987
Editor-in-chief. .....................................................Pamela K. Jones
News Editor .....................................................Elizabeth Mazzullo
Feature Editors .................................................. Lorri Steinbacher
..................................................... Michelle Munday
Sports Editor................................................................ Jim Pyrah
Copy Editor.....................................................Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editors .................................................. Murnal Abate
.................................................... Lisa Miller
Photographer ............................................ :................ Bruce Alexis
Advertising Manager ................................................ Mark Shedlock
Business Manager ................................................... .Joel Fomalont
Distribution Manager .................................................. Joe Bauman
Advisor ..................................................................... Tom Bigler

Dear Editor:
In response to Q. Jane Circa's
"
sad commentary . . . "
(March 26)
I am sorry to say that I did not
attend either the Bob Garner Show
or Winter Weekend, but I was
present at both The' Dating Game
and Chicago City Limits. Call me
crazy, but I got the impression that
people
there
were
enjoying
themselves.
I'm sure some people did drink
before these events, but l'm equally
sure most did not. As for sexual
connotations and even sexual
displays, anyone offended was at
liberty to get up and leave any
time; although I can't recall an
instance when such an occurrence
did't produce a roar of laughter
and/or applause.
Both The Dating Game and
Chicago City Limits were audienceparticipation events, and thus the
audience dictated the course of the
evening. If they wanted shows
"referring to sex, _sexual organs, or
homosexuality," that's what they
got. And what's wrong with it?
These are people who, for the most
part, are decent, if not hardworking, college students out for a
good time. The purpose of college
is not solely to educate, but also to
socialize. Can anyone truly believe
that the happenings of these two
evenings
were
educationally
detrimental or socially harmful; or
that similar or "worse" things don't
happen at other colleges, possibly
the one just down the street?
College years are almost by
definition a time to enjoy yourself;
raise a little Hell; and talk, joke,
and (dare I say it) participate in
activities involving sex or alcohol.
If this isn't your idea of fun, fine:
do what you like; but I wish people
would stop trying to police the
morals of others.
Bill Moses

Dear Editor:

In recent issues of the Beacon
a few articles appeared expressing
disgust over occurances at the
Engineering Club's annual Dating

Game. It is my intent to clear up
the misleading, ambiguous, and
inaccurate remarks made in two of
these articles, "The Dating Game:
A Night to Remember?" by Holly
A very; and "A Sad Commentary on
Wilkes," by Q. Jane Circa.
First, Holly Avery's article
leads (or rather misleads) the reader
to believe that the events that
occured on stage at the Dating
Game were planned in advance
(most likely by the Engineering
Club). This is completely wrong.
Quite to the contrary, the only
planning that is done for the Dating
Game is to arrange to have the
CPA for the evening and to obtain
volunteers, from all majors within
the college, to be contestants.
Neither the questions to be
asked nor the replies and actions are
planned by the Engineering Club.
Rather, the questions are planned by
each individual that is to ask
questions, and the replies and/or
actions are not planned by anyone
in advance, since the contestants do
not know what questions will be
asked.
Also, I would like to point out
that the majority of the contestants
are not even Engineering majors let
alone members of the Engineering
Club. Therefore, I feel it was
unfair as well as wrong of Holly to
present the events that occurred as a
poor reflection on the Engineering
Club. In addition, I understand that
Holly was upset mainly because
she brought her young son to the
show. I do not understand why
anyone would bring a young child
to &amp;ll'. college function when they ·
know that things like this, and even
worse, can and do occur. Would
you bring a child to a college
function?
While Holly's article contains
only facts, even if some are
misleading, Q. Jane Circa's article
not only misleads the reader, but
twists the facts through ambiguity
and innacuracy to paint a picture of
the Dating Game that suits her
article.
To back up this point, I would
like to quote Q. Jane's article: "As
far as the Dating Game is
concerned, I understand that large
quantities of alcohol were present
backstage so the contestants could
get 'prepped' for the show." A
reporter should not write on what

Contributing Writers: Lee S. Morrell, Q Jane Circa, Kim Klimek,
John Cusatis, Kathy Harris, Tami Kunkel, Marsha Howes.

mean.
Obviously, to Q.
bottle of beer that I te
amount, constitutes a
quantity. It is also ob ·
this is just an example of
Jane words a sentence such
illustrates her point rather
provides the reader with the
facts.
Poor reporting ·
opinion.
Final! y, I would like IO
out that the quote from Q.
article misleads the r
believing that the Enginee ·
provided, allowed or knew
alcohol backstage. This is
case, the truth is that nei
Engineering Club nor any
members provided, allo
knew of alcohol backstage.
In conclusion, I feel
Beacon has painted a
misleading and inaccurate
the Engineering Club and
acknowledge this fact by ·
formal apology. Also, I
to ask Q. Jane Circa why she
not use her real name when
a misleading commentary?

"There is in human nature, generally, more of the fool than on
the wise."
--Francis Bacon

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(Editor's note: Holly A
response appeared in the •
response" section of the
page, not under the headlint
Dating Game: a niglrl
remember?" In addition, tit,
identity of Q. Jane was ~
from the last sentence of tht
in order to preserve the a
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Elections for NSO
officers

Contributing Photographer: Elizabeth Mazzullo.
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor
must be signed to insure validity.

they "understand" through
and heresay, but they sho
on facts, something Q.
statement definitely does n&lt;t
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and in the dressing rooms
Dating Game, and did not
.am'. alcohof at all. However
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the term "slight am
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ambiguity in Q. Jane's use
term "large quantity." BOO!
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April 1, 1987

me thoughts on Workshop to address the
mmunication
value, of extracurriculars
a few thoughts on
· tion this week . . . .
talked about- commun11 lhe past in this column,
focus has usually been on
1stration. And indeed, a
dents do complain that
inistrauon is hiding
from us" about tuition or
'what's really gomg on
pus."
as they say, people who
houses shouldn't throw
fmbeginning to think that
mmumcat1on problem"
l!etch across the whole
affecting faculty and
as well as administration.
might think I'm simply
gative again, but I do have
for writing this column.
it's The Beacon.
last week's paper came
tiard a lot of comments
e of the stories in the

Most of the comments were
about the front page story. A lot of
people, both students and faculty,
said they were surprised The Beacon
ran the "Graves arraigned on
charges" story. They didn't think
the College would "let" The Beacon
run the story.
To me, this shows that a lot
of people don't understand the
purpose of this paper. This is a
student-run newspaper, and its
purpose is communication, not
covering things up or ignoring
what needs to be said.
This goes for students' actions-from
criminal
charges
to
immaturity--as well for as the
actions of the administration.
The Beacon's role is to report
the news.
But since the
communication process is twofold,
the rest of the College community
has a responsibility, too.
If you don't like something in
The Beacon, let us know. That's
what the "Reader Response"
section's for.

by Kim Klimek
Are you planning to look for a
job in the near future? College is a
means to reach your "dream job."
Many students have the misconception that getting a job means
they have to display superb college
grade point averages.
Although grades are important
to employers, employers do not
look at grades alone.
They also
look at an applicant's extracurricular activities.
After meeting with the
Volunteerism Committee, Jane
Elmes-Crahall, assistant professor
of speech, communications, and
theater arts, decided it was time to
hold a workshop on extra-curricular
activities.
Through
Elmes-Crahall's
planning, students will be able to
attend "What Recruiters Look For
When Hiring College Graduates:
The Value of Extra-curriculars"
sponsored by the Committee o'n
Volunteerism and the Career

Planning Office.
She said that many students do
not see the payoff in joining extracurricular activities, but she hopes
that the panel discussion will help
students see the opportunities
through the experiences of others.
The disussion will be held
during activity period on Thursday,
April 9, at 11 a.m. in Stark 101
when extra-curricular groups meet
sO"advisors may bring groups to it.
Anyone interested may attend.
Four Wilkes College graduates
will be present to talk about the
importance of extra-curricular
activities in their job experiences.
Those appearing will be Betty
DeCosmo, commercial market
manager and officer of United Penn

Give blood
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by Elizabeth Mazzullo

ent enrollment at Wilkes.
pie, the BSC would like
in conjunction with the
of Admissions by giving
JXOspective black students.
idea of a black students'
·on is not a new one at
About seven years ago,
an organization similar to
here, but because of a
in black
student
~ the organization folded.
ough several members of
ding committee will be
g in May, they have
hopes the BSC will

on hand as the Coalition holds its
first function, which is tentatively
scheduled for April 7. The group
will be holding a reception to
promote
awareness
of
the
organization and its objectives.
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student organization leaders, faculty
advisers, deans, and President
Christopher Breiseth.
Lawrence feels that the BSC
has received a positive reception so
far. In addition to Wilkes students,
many people outside the campus
have expressed interest in joining
the group.
In its constitution, the Black
Students Coalition lists its goals as
follows:
(I) Establish a forum whereby
black students and its members can

meet :md interact with each other.
(2) To apprise black students
of special programs and of other
opportunities within the College
community and Wilkes-Barre.
_
(3) To address the problems
faced by members of our
organization.
(4) To aid Wilkes College in
exploring means of increasing black
student enroIIment.
(5) To seek opportunities to
participate in community-sponsored
activities.
(6) To provide an atmosphere
of openness between ourselves and
other campus-sponsored organizations. Moreover, we pledge to
explore avenues to joint sponsorship and participation with other
campus organizations.

Bank who received her B.A. in
english/communications, a B.S. in
business/communications, and a
Master's . in business; Michelle
Jones, personnel manager of
Jewelcor Corp., a communications
major who graduated from Wilkes
in 1986; Sandy Long, admissions
recruiter of College Misercordia, an
English major who also graduated
from Wilkes in 1986; and Donna
O'Toole, communications assistant
at C-Tec of Dallas who graduated
from Wilkes in 1985.
Sue Hritzak:, assistant director
of Career Services, will be
moderator. Elmes-Crahall said she
will be there and invites all students
to attend.

Next Thursday, April 9, the
Red Cross will sponsor a blood
drive at the Gym from 10 a.m. to 4
p.m.
You can donate blood if you
are healthy, aged 17 to 75 and
weigh at least 110 pounds.
There are a few other
eligibility requirements. First, it
must be 56 days since you last gave
blood.
To donate, you also must be
feeling well the day of the blood
drive and cannot be on antibiotics
for an infection. You can donate
only if you have never had

hepatitis, heart disease, a stroke, or
cancer, and only if you have not had
malaria in the past three years.
You cannot donate if you have
had major surgery, a tattoo, or a
blood transfusion done in the past
six months.
You also cannot give blood if
you are pregnant or have given
birth in the last six weeks.
Finally, you cannot give blood
if you are in a high-risk group for
AIDS.
Please contact the Health
Services Office, ext. 494, or the
Red Cross, 823-7164, if you have
any questions.

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April 1, 1987

Acguaintance/date rape

I couldn't believe it was happening to me
by Marsha Howes
Hear the word rape and women
of all ages cringe in fear, imagining
a stranger in a dark alley ready to
attack -any innocent woman who
happens by.
This unknown,
potential rapist is the one our
mothers have warned us about-don't walk alone on the streets at
night, don't go to a movie or play
by yourself, always check the back
seat of your car before entering, and
observe possible escape routes
should you be approached by an
unknown male. The threat of rape
by a stranger causes women to
restrict their activities, perhaps
change their lifestyle.
But the stranger rapist is not
the only one-we must be concerned
about Indeed, a rapist may be
someone we know; he could be a
colleague, ex-boyfriend, classmate,
or neighbor. Picture this account
taken from Ms. magazine of
October, 1985.
"It was the beginning of
spring break when I was a junior. I
was in good spirits and had been
out to dinner with an old friend.
We returned to his college (dorm).
There were some seniors on the
ground floor, drinking beer, playing

One of them, John, wasn't playing,
but he was interested in the game.
I found him attractive. We talked,
and it turned out we had a mutual
friend, shared experiences. It was
getting late, and my friend had gone
up to bed, so John offered to see me
safely home. We took our time,
sat outside talking for awhile.
Then he said we could get inside
one of the most beautiful campus
buildings, which was usually
locked at night. I went with him.
Once we were inside, he kissed me.
I didn't resist. I was excited. He
kissed me again. But when he tried
for more, I said no. He just grew
completely silent. I couldn't get
him to talk to me anymore. He
pinned me down and ripped off my
pants. I couldn't believe it was
happening to me .. . "
This incident clearly demonstrates the difference between stranger rape· and acquaintance or date
rape, a phenomenon that has attracted the attention of researchers for
the past several years. The act of
rape, using coersion or force to
have sex with a person against her
will, is the same in both instances.
The difference between the two is
trust. A victim of acquaintance/date
rape is not only violated physically

bridge. I'm an avid player, so we but psychologically.
Comments
joined them, joked around a lot. such as, "I trusted him," or "He was

my friend," or "I can't believe it
happened to me" convey this.
Guilt, shame, misunderstanding,
and silence surround the victim of
acquaintance/date rape.
Statistics from a recent Ms.
Magazine Campus Projtct on Sexual Assault survey confirm the
widespread incidence of acquaintance/date rape on campuses
throughout the nation. This survey
reached 7,000 students at thirty-five
schools. Some of the results are:
--52% of all women
surveyed have
experienced some form
of sexual victimization.
--One in every eight
women were the victims
of rape, according to the
prevailing legal
definition.
--One in every twelve
men admitted to having
fulfilled the prevailing
definition of rape or
attempted rape, yet
virtually none of these
men identified
themselves as rapists.
--Of the women who were
raped, almost three
quarters did not
identify their experience

as rape.
--47% of the rapes were
by first or casual dates or
by romantic
acquaintances.
--Three quarters of
the women raped were
between the ages of 15
and 21; the average age
at the time of the rape
was 18.
--More than 80% of the
rapes occurred
off-campus, with more
than 50% on the man's
turf: home, car, or other.
--More than one third of
the women raped did not
discuss their experience
with anyone; more than
90% did not tell the
police.
What might be done to reduce
the incidence of acquaintance/date
rapes? Eighteen-year-old college
students are most vulnerable to
acuaintance/date rape. Therefore,
colleges need to provide all female
and male students with information
about this type of rape. Orientation
would seem to be the ideal time to
do
this.
Other services colleges can

provide are crisis interven
advocacy and women's st
grams that educate about
and rape. Lastly, young
and men can begin to talk
about their beliefs and ex
about sex. When women say
they may need to say it lo
clearly, and men may need to
serious! y and hear the "no."

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by Lee Morrell

Wednesday. March 25, brought
the Third World Lecture Series to a
close. The last installment featured
Dr. Ilan Peleg, the chairman of the
Department of Government and
Law at Lafayette College in
Pennsylvania. Dr Peleg gave a
lecture entitled, "The Other Arms
Race:
Soviet-American Arms
Supplies to the Third World." The
lecture was introduced by Joel
Bedatsky, chairman of the HistoryPolitical Science Department
Dr. Peleg opened his lecture
by questioning the effectiveness of
the Strategic Defense Initiative
(S.D.I.), perhaps better known as
"star wars." He touched on the
possible consequences 'of this
system. One example given was
the "Nuclear Winter," as deatiled by
Carl Sagan.
Dr. Peleg pointed out that
"although the other arms race is not
well understood, [it is] more
politically important than a USUSSR balance." In fact, between
the years 1972-1980, the USSR
supplied Iraq with between 4 1/2
and 5 billion dollars in arms.
Dr. Peleg also gave som~
reasons that the USSR supplies
many countries with defense. First,
_it is a good way to lure a country
out of "corporation" with the US.

Second, the USSR has nothing else
to offer but weapons. Third, the
USSR supplies arms to guarantee
bases and ports in the Third World.
Dr. Peleg also pointed out the
changes in United States policy
toward arms. In the 1950's the
U.S. practiced "relative restraint"
otherwise translated as "we build
arms but keep them to ourselves·-we don't sell."
This attitude
~(?ntinued__ through the 1970's at
which point we began "unrestrained
supply." This tranlates as "we build
our own arms and sell to other
nations."
In 1976, President Jimmy
·carter brought back "relative
restraint," but with 1980 came
Ronald Reagan and a return to
"unrestrained supply."
In fact,
according to Dr. Peleg, "In 1982,
the U.S. sold 22 billion dollars
worth of arms."
Dr. Peleg disagrees with
President Reagan's policy and
closed by saying, "Despite powerful
coalition, I think there is a
profound reason to work for
restraint."
After a question and answer
period,
Dr. Christopher Breiseth
thanked
all
involved
and
congratulated Dr. Kenneth Bauzon,
coordinator of the Series on a job
well done.

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our demons."
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work
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Wilkes' one observer as a "green liquid that
tive office building has looked a lot like vomit" issued
astandstill for the past two from his mouth as his head spun
because 0f the demons' around on his neck.
Hartdagen then ran into his
ording to Jane Lampe- office, still screaming curses in a
w of student affairs, the strangely deep, inhuman voice, and
disturbances began about a locked the door. He still has no;
ago. "Doors started opening emerged.
A few people brave
ing by themselves," she enough to look through the keyhole
dcoffee cups kept falling have reported seeing his body
if knocked by an invisible levitated several feet from the
But at the time, she added, ground.
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body. We've all been afraid to go
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A Catholic priest, Father
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on Breiseth's head, the Guido Sarducci, was called in
in Weckesser began to be immediately to exorcise the demon
haunting Hartdagen.
Sarducci is best known for
wearing a huge silver cross having exorcised the demons from
10 his lapel in hopes that it the Smurl home in West Pittston
earlier this year.
ward off evil spirits.
"This is a very stubborn
ut nothing seemed to work.
poltergeist's
act1v1t1es demon," Sarducci said. ''I've been
, and one secretary even working on it for almost two weeks
10 having seen the ghost of now, and it shows no signs of
I Capin wandering through going. I never thought I'd find the
Is of Weckesser--in broad demon that could outlast me, but I
think the Weckesser · demon could

••••••••

Hartdagen's condition is unknown.
Sarducci says the demon has only
allo"wed Hartdagen himself to speak
for a few seconds. Most of the
demon's speech, according to
Sarducci, consists of curses
screamed out in another language
and the repeated statement, "I won't
leave here yet!"

After a nationwide search,
College has found a new
ident for academic affairs.
Wee Hennan will take over
from Gerald Hartdagen, who
ced his resignation earlier
ester.
Tlie Bacon
spoke to Dr.
by phone on the set of his
d televison show.
'Tm
g forward to coming to
," Herman said. "I've heard
many good things about the
, and I think I have a great

deal to offer."
'Tm the luckiest boy in the
world!" Dr. Herman exclaimed
with a huge grin on his face.
Dr. Herman explained how he
came to apply for the position at
Wilkes.
"O.k., o.k., so this is my first
position in college administration,"
he said. "But when I saw the ad in
the 'Help Wanted' column, I
thought, 'Hey, I can do that!"'
"After all, I manage a large
staff on my weekly show. I think
trying to keep a genie, a talking
chair, three hippie kids, my

At press time, the fate of
Weckesser Hall remains uncertain.
But according to Breiseth, there is
hope that the demons will leave
Wilkes. "I just got off the phone
with the Ghostbusters," he said
early this morning, "and they're
coming tomorrow to get rid of that
demon, once and for all."

Ever since the demon took ~ver Vice-president Hartdagen's body
ominous fog can be seen over Weckesser Hall even on the brightest days.

Wee named VP

1

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be my Waterloo."
S.ince
yesterday's
press
conference, Breiseth said, donations
of Bibles and crucifixes have been
arriving in the Wilke_s Bookstore
from all over the nation.
The switchboard has been
jammed with calls from priests and
mystics offering their aid, but the
demon shows no signs of leaving.

boyfriend and girlfriend, and all
those little clay people happy has
definitely prepared me for college
administration," Dr. Herman said.
Dr. Herman has plans to
improve Wilkes' academic environment.
One of his goals is to
institute a "Word of the Day"
program to improve students'
vocabulary. Dr. Herman wants to
create several new majors at
Wilkes, in Cartooning, Claymation
Management, and Scooter Maintenance and Repair. He also wants
to replace the traditional "Ralston
Cheer" with his trademark "Tequila"

dance and form the "P. W. Herman
Bicycle
Safety
Club"
for the cycle enthusiasts on
campus.
Dr. Herman is well-qualified
for the position. He graduated from
Harvard University with undergraduate degrees in Wordology and
Culinary Arts, with a minor in icecream soup.
Herman did his
doctoral study on "The Social
Implications
of
Claymation
Theory."
The Bacon
wishes Dr.
Herman success in his new position
at Wilkes.

two

weeks

ago,

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WHICH IS BIGGER?

Editor's comment
Proposed admissions
test a hit!!
A nationwide epidemic of declining college
enrollment has not passed by Wilkes College
without leaving its mark.
The Declining
Freshmen Enrollment Committee has been
formed to evaluate the possible source of the
problem and to make recommendations to
correct the problem (besides, Wilkes needed one
more committee to win the "Private College with
the Highest Number of Meaningless Committees
Award.")
The committee has devised a new
admissions test for incoming freshmen that will
help raise enrollment for next semester. The
Bacon believes the committee has done a fine
job. The devised tests are more difficult than
the present admissions tests but in the long run
will increase the competitiveness of the College.
Good work!!

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forgot about you! Hold onto your
seats, girls. That hunk of man, the
man named Sexiest Man Alive by
People magazine--Boxcar Willie-will be there to set your hearts aflutter.
The men have never played
together before, but said that when
they met at a party, hosted by
Mark Vetovitz of the Programming
Board, they just couldn't resist.
"Mark was definitley a guiding
force in bringing us here. If it
weren't for his absolute love of our
music, he never could have
convinced us to play here," says
Whitman. "Mark's a real guy."
Boxcar Willie, ever the
playboy agrees, "Yeah, and that
Amy Wiedemer sure is cute, too!
Stanky and his Coalminers, a
cult favorite here at Wilkes
College, have played at parties here
before. "At first, nobody liked to
admit it. Wilkes felt they were just
not cool enough for Stanky," says
one band member. Wilkes learned
· kl y, though, and Stanky and his
qmc
band were in great demand to play
dances and parties all over campus.
The three are very excited
about playmg a prestigious campus

like Wilkes. "We have been very
limited in our college audiences
lately. We even had to resort to
The Programming Board has
playing
the dumps--you know,
it again. That's right, folks,
Princeton, Harvard, schools like
bunch of people that brought
that," comments Willie. "When
great entertainers such as
Wilkes asked us to play, we jumped
yLandry, ScotJ•ones, Mister
at the chance. It is quite an honor."
ers, and the Star Trek
"Yeah," says Slim, "We're
vention have finally outdone
sick of playing dumps. Wilkes is
selves. This Saturday will
like a breath of fresh air."
'nly be a night to remember.
Separately,
these
three
of music's greatest performers
fantastic performers pack quite a
lake the stage together for the
punch, but together they will
first time!
undoubtedly have Wilkes absolutely
No, it's not Paul, Ringo, and
out
of control. The Programming
rge. It's not even Peter, Paul,
Board has anticipated this and has
Mary. It's bigger than that. It
even hired outside security to cover
been billed the Whitman,
the show.
"After all," Amy
illie, and Stanky Extravanganza,
Wiedemer
says,
" We don't want
Wilkes College will be the first
any riots. I'm sure there will be
experience the magic.
many attempts to rush the stage and
For most of us it would be
with ol' Willie up there, there will
ghjust to be able to experience
probably be a few girls tempted to
sheer charismatic charm of Slim
start throwing underwear. We just
iunan up close and personal.
don't want mass hysteria. With a
, no, The Programming Board
triple bill like this, it may be hard
not stop at just one dynamic
to avoid."
ormer. Stanky and his CoalThe Slim Whitman National
ers will also be on hand to
Fan Club, which started right here
· g the Wilkes College audience
on the Wilkes campus has a
their feet and dancing. And
membership of over 1,000 students.
men, don't think that Wilkes
- -----------~~~::._:_=~=::....:::=-:.:2::.:.::-l It is estimated that over one half of
the student population belongs to
the prestigious organization.
Fan club president, Murnal
Abate, feels that Whitman's music
illustrates the feelings of the youth
of today. "Slim is not only quite a
showman, he speaks for a
generation," says Abate, with
reverence in his voice.
Obviously, the show is going
to be a popular one, so get there
by Bud Y. Zerman
fear."
Touring with Dr. Sta-Puf are early. In fact, I was outside the
SUB today and many freshman
Have you awakened to the two
noted
professionals
in
ds of footsteps overhead? How zombieism or "life in spite of groupies have already laid down
their sleeping bags in anticipation
ut chains rattling at night? death," Dr. Jason Voorhees and Dr.
of Saturday. Just -remember, this is
ybe you have heard slamming Fred E. Krueger. Both doctors are
a landmark concert and you may
when there is no one else in experts in the field of rising from
never get to see these three this up
house? "Yes," you say. "What the dead to exact some sort of pain,
I do?" The Wilkes College or even in certain cases death. - close and personal ever again!
The show begins at 8 p.m. on
cert and Lecture Series may When asked what interested them in
e your answer. In light of the this field, both replied, "It's
Saturday at the SUB. Be there or
ent disturbances at Weckesser something we've seen in the
be square.
I, the Series committee brought movies, in such classics as Friday
an expert in the field of the 13th and Nightmare on . Elm
ltergeist activity.
Street, and felt that it was truly
The renowned Doctor of something worth studying.
terology at Yale University,
The lectures will last about an
.Sta-Puf Marshmallow Man will hour each and will be followed by a
in the Dorothy Dickson Darte question and answer period.
mer for the Performing Arts, Refreshments will be provided. If
ight at 7:30 p.m. Dr. Sta-Puf is - you cannot attend, the doctors will
only an expert on spectre gladly visit you in your own home
·vity (S.A. as he calls it), but is for a small fee (at your own risk).
a well-known actor, who most
The lecture series contfoues
ently has been seen in a BIG next week with a lecture entitled
in the movie Ghostbusters.
"Music and Ghosts," with a guest
Dr. Sta-Puf, who is staying in panel featuring Elvis Presley, Jim
candy aisle at the Kingston Morrison (if, in fact, he really is
p-Rite during his visit to the dead), Buddy Holly, Benny
, said, "My main goal is for Goodman, and Sid Vicious. It will
pie to understand what they call definitely be something to look
sts.' If people understand, they forward to!
one step closer to losing their

r. Sta-Puf to
lear up
theory

*~

Aries--Run off and elope TONIGHT. Your future
depends upon finding a mate immediately! If you
don't do it now, you will end up alone for the rest of
your life!
Taurus--You will be abducted . by a green alien who
will answer to the name of "Joe." Be careful, the
· planet
Zefa-five may sound good now but I
guarantee that later things will not look half as good.
Siick · to your own species and everything will be AOK.
Gemini--Plastic surgery is the answer to the
problems you have been having lately. Try a little
tummy tuck, a nose job, or liposuction and things will
come into focus. Or it could just be that brand of
deodorant. ..

Cancer--You will have a close encounter with a pink
elephant at the next party you attend. If you do see
him--run. It's been rumored that Dr. Chris Breiseth
has been using that disguise to catch offenders of the
alcohol policy!
Leo--Transfer to another college NOW. The friends
that you made this past weekend will come back to
haunt you. The badge was not from Cracker-Jacks.
Your best bet would be to head for Mexico to Costa
Rica.

Virgo--Have you

heard the insult "Your mother
wears Army boots"? Well, it's not to far off. Be aware
of all changes in your dear mother, she's not the
same woman that she has always been.

Libra--Sorry, there was nothing in your stars this
week, check back next week!
Scorpio--You will come into a very large sum of
money this week-end.
Along with that, you will
receive property holdings in Atlantic City. Be careful,
though, rolling doubles three times will put you right
~n jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

Sagittarius--There is no beating around the bush
here, you're failing out
humiliation and go home.

of

school,

avoid

the

Capricorn--That great sounding person who called
you for a date this week-end is actually an escapee
from a mental institution. Go anyhow, you may learn
something.

Aquarius--Try not to leave the safety of your home
this week-end,or for that matter, the entire week. A
violent killer awaits your exit and will pay you back for
going through that STOP sign near your house three
years ago!
Pisces--Something fishy is going on here!
Not
really, it sounded good though. Watch out for men
with three arms, wearing Burger King uniforms!

�What a way to
Thousands,
maybe
even
hundreds, packed into the Wilkes
College gym last week to watch a
classic basketball matchup between
the Willces faculty and the Wilkes
students.
The faculty boasted that,
although they were slow, they had a
superior game plan that would lead
them to victory. They would not
comment on just what that plan
was.
The students
were not
intimidated, though, as they cited
youth as their principal advantage.
The faculty enlisted the help of
Coach Ron Rainey in developing
their skills. The students had stellar
basketball player Jeff Steeber to
guide their efforts.
As game time approached, the
crowd was entertained by the
cheerleading squaqs for each team.
First, leading the faculty
cheerers, was Dean George Ralston
who stirred fans with the Colonel
yell. He was followed by President
Breiseth, Dean Jane Lampe-Groh,
and
Jane
Manganella,
who
performed an acrobatic routine to
inspire support for the faculty.
Leading the student cheering
section were Scott Zolner and Keith
Manchester. They performed an
intricate routine involving bananna
peels and marshmallows.
With game time close at hand,
our Sports Information Director,
Patty Moran, had the duty of
introducing the starting lineups for
each team.
Playing center for the faculty
squad was Dr. Kuo-Kang Shao.
Quoted before the game, Dr. Shao
said, "we must transform our
potentialities into actualites."
Point guard duties were to be
handled by Dr. Thomas Kaska of
the Language and Literature
Department. "I goose butterflies for
a living, so scorching the nets is
nothing new to me," commented
Dr. Kaska.
The other guard position was
played by Dr. Clyde Houseknecht.
When asked about his team's
chances, Dr. Houseknecht replied,
"by and large, I think our secret
game plan will make the
difference."
Houselcnecht
also
declined to elaborate on the plan.
"Let me interject," Mr. George
Gera, the teams forward, stated, "we
are all very bright people on this
team. I hope you all recognize that.
We have come up with a superior
game plan."
Rounding out the lineup and
playing the other forward spot was
Dr.
Joseph
Salsburg.
"The

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probability of our success depends thmg
· construction
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upon our secret plan," he stated.
scheduled, because the roof repair
Curiousity began to center may be costly.
around just what this secret plan of
Bewildered, Dave Roe~uck
the faculty might be.
grabbed the ball and passed 1t to R
It was time, though, to forward "Big" Lou.
Mr. Gera ~
introduce the members of the bolted for the pass, but missed and
student team. The crowd, largely continued to bounce right out the Is
made up of students, went wild door of the gym and staight up
when their squad took to the courts. South Franklin St.
Playing center was the talented
"Big" Lou fed the ball to Jim
safety from our football team, Dave Farrell who went up for the shot. ~
Roebuck. Dave could not be reached Dr. Salsberg jumped up to try to ~
for comment prior to the game. block the shot but failed. The
Fred Klein reporteii that he and students scored and took a 2-0 lead.
Dave had had a rough time at Five Dr. Salsberg got stuck in a
Day the night before.
continuous loop as he repeatedly
At the power forward position bounced from the ceiling to the ~
was "Big" Lou Manganello. "Big" floor of the gym.
g
Lou was trained for the game by his
Dr. Houseknecht and Dr. 8~
roommate and successful basketball Kaska, the only two faculty
mentor Joe Folh.
members left, elected to continue g
"Diamond" Jim Farrell covered the game. They had faith, they said,
the other forward spot. Jim trained in the "Air Nejib" invention.
by playing "guerrilla" basketball
Dr. Houseknecht brought the
with an unidentified female.
ball down court, but he was
Holding down the guard spots
were Tom Gasper and Sophomore
Class President Mike Canterella. ch~engOO by Tom GaTom and Mike planned to sponsor a
victory party at Mike's apartment
after the game. Mike says he will
offer free "quarters" lessons to
whomever needs them. Tom
promises he will wear his toga.
The time of reckoning was at
hand. There would be no more
Dr. Kaska was the only faculty
speculation. One team must win
and one team must lose. Soon we
would know just what this secret
plan the faculty had was all about.
Both teams took, the courts.
Dave Roebuck lined up against Dr.
Shao f&lt;X" the tip off. Mr. Gera took
one last long draw out of the the shot as Kaska took a powerful
oxygen mask. The game was about leap at the net With the help of
to begin.
"Air Nejib" Kaska sailed right past
Suddenly, Dr. Umid Nejib the net without ever letting go of
rushed out onto the court with a the ball. He sailed up into the
large black bag. He began stands
and
began
bouncing
distributing strange spring like uncontrollably in the crowd, forcing
devices to the faculty. "This is the evacuation of the building.
secret plan. I had my engineering
Dr. Nejib frantically raced
students develop them. I call them around yelling that someone had
'Air Nejib'. With them, you can sabotaged his invention. Someone
jump ten feet high and ten feet made the springs to tight, he said.
forward."
No one would claim responsibility,
The students cried foul, but the but engineering student Jamie
officials ruled that the faculty could Ralston had a suspicious smile on
use the devices to offset the his face.
youthful advantages of the students.
And so the game ended. the
So the game was set to begin. students won 2-0. The faculty ,
The students reluctantly took their members have been dizzy from the :
positions, wary of the strange experience ever since. No one is •
looking "Air Nejib" devices the sure just what happened to Mr. :
faculty strapped to their feet.
Gera. Some say he was spotted •
At the tip off, Dr. Shao leaped bouncing toward Madison· Ave., :
after the ball and, with the aid of N.Y.
:
'"Air Nejib," sailed clear through the
roof of the gymnasium. It fa a good

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Congratulations to our new vice president of academic
P.W. Herman. Dr. Herman correctly answere&amp; last week's Bacot1
trivia. In case you missed it, Dr. Herman told us that Porky T.
the "Run for the Apple" 25 K race in Cumberland County
straight years from 1978 to 1981. Also, Swine Boarwangerwas
first winner of the Hogsman Trophy for excellence on the "grid·
With spring in the air, there comes rain. With rain comes
with mud comes the prime pig sports season. With that in mind,
some pig sports trivia.

QUESTION# I
Which bat wielding pig has hit the most home runs in
history?

OUESTION#2

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Racing) racer most recently surpassed the 200 victory plateau?

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Bacon. If you have the answers, don't call us, we'll call you.

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PAGE NINE

When people select an identity
they wish to fit into, life becomes a
drag. But submission is not uncharacteristic of man, whose masochism blossoms each time he
allows the need for someone else's
question?" or "How would a biker
acceptance to reduce him to serdress for the occasion?"
vility.
Slavery to an image is
If identity is a problem for
much easier than the responsibility
someone, he shops for one. The _ of creating an identity.
most · accesible one is O .K.
It is fun watching the
Consequently, our culture is stockevolution of a young person's
ed with a diverse inventory of
identity at its incipient stage, being
images. Do you want to be a
there the first time they "link
Bevan's Man or a Koral's Woman?
themselves" to, say, dope. WatchOr maybe you want to be like the
ing the budding dope-smoker adopt
actor in the Levi's 501 jeans
the manner and language of the
commercial.
Is Michelob your
recognized-dope-smoker, and sudbrand? People like to have a brand.
denly become like really into the
That is, they are willing to be
Grateful Dead. It's a rocky trans"branded."
itiqn, getting terms like "doobie"
The National Culture Comand "bong hit" to flow freely, while
mittee is studying this phenompunctuating each sentence with an
enon. They reported last week that
unpretentious
succession
of
people are buying these images that
"mans."
beer and blue jeans commercials are
I came up with this verse one
peddling. The ads pretend to be
night after watching a girlfriend
selling a product that will set you
make a subtle but very conscious
apart from the crowd. But, as the
identity alteration:
committee reports, "they are
actually selling conformity."
She always used a glass
Image seekers really make life
When drinking beer,
dull. After seeing a thousand tails
I did not, and recently
on people's necks or nine million
Nor did she, she made it clear:
boring variations on the "Baby on
She'd mixed drinking from a
Board" sign, one tends to wonder if
bottle
man has -scrapped his imagination.
With her consciousness of
Image seekers are not interested in
"class"
imagination.
Imagination means
And she fastened this to her
change. And change causes people
identity
to say "that's not like you." And
As she'd shove away the glass.
suddenly there is a .crisis.
And so guys will continue
I put "class" in quotations
hacking off their sideburns above
because it is an equivocation. It
the temple: "It's what's cool, and
it's me, man."

hat's not like you!
elderly woman walked into
t one night. She was a
customer. In fact, she was a
fuce all over town. She
wandered about downtown
volumes of newspaper.
ys pause at luncheonette
and work cros~ord
She'd gained notoriety as a
And it was not unusual to
at 4 a.m. downtown in a
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coming, so she placed a
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t's not like you," the
replied. It was her way of
· · g, though it was clearly
tion. What she meant
o do you think you are
l11llething different tonight,
eton."
woman turned to me. "I
they do that," she said.
people love "when they
' People like to be recog"regulars." To most, when
ndcr slams their brand of
the bar without having to
they are flattered. They
· identity affinned .
tity is defined by the
gist Erik Erikson as "the

accrued confidence of sameness and
continuity." By about high school
age, we become conscious of the
identity we are developing. In the
following years, we may battle
with our identity either because we
are uncomfortable with it, or
because we have a tough time
putting our thumbs on the nature of
our indentity. Erikson calls the
latter problem "role confusion."
I have tried to discover the
cause of role confusion, ancj, I
believe that the problem is inherent
in the name. If we see ourselves as
having to perform a "role," we will
naturally become confused when the
identity that seems fitting for the
"play" receives no applause, or
worse, if the role we must play
conflicts with our real impression
of the world. If we are too identity
conscious,
we
become
a
misrepresentation of ourselves.
Identity should develop as a
natural result of our choices. Our
choices should not result from a
preconceived, forced identity. Authentic consistency in our behavior
and thinking is not the result of a
contrived identity.
Rather than allow our identity
to result from our own personal
principles, we sometimes base
decisions on their ability to fit into
the image we feel we project. Our
identity becomes "image" when it
becomes so conspicuously publicconscious. We play a role: "How
would a yuppie respond to that

could mean "style"
strata," both of which
very conscious. She
aware of a public

or "social
this girl was
was always
eye.
This

contributed to my tiring of the role
of boyfriend.
I remember years ago, after
one date with a girl, her friend told
me that "she liked me because I had
'class."' I found that term incongruous with any impression I had
of myself. Not that I didn't think I
had class. But I didn't think I had
displayed the connotations of her
"class." But I discovered myself trying to behave consistent with this
identity that she had secured for me.
It was all very ridiculous.
Identity gives birth to itself.
And as it grows into fruition, so
developsself-confidenceandproductivity. We limit ourselves when
we allow another to lock us into
their image of us or when we strive
to project an image. We like to
have some context with which to
identify; it gives us balance. But
society encourages us to be simple.
People identify you with your job
or your last name. Think once of
the complexity of any human body
part. Think of the brain. Why
should anyone deny its complexity
by forging a life that is based on a
duplicated image.
My friend wants to start
wearing cowboys hats.
But he
knows everyone who knows him
will make fun of him. He'd better
face it. It's too late to start wearing
cowboy hats. I think I'll tell him
to hack off his sideburns. That's
more like him anyway.

oncert to honor Gasbarro
R. Gasbarro (1921a member of the Wilkes
faculty--and family--for
drree decades. Professor of
since 1958 and chairman of
ent of Music from
9, his overwhelming
as teacher, mentor, mus11d friend is clearly reflected
success of his students and
· ation of his colleagues to
Saturday, April 4, at 2
the Dorothy Dickson Darte
for the Performing Arts, the
College Department of
will celebrate Gasbarro's life
·c with a memorial concert
-class stature.
barro's achievements and
tions to both the College
music world are many. A
of the prestigious Julliard
of music, he shared his love
· as both a performer and
. Prior to joining the
of Wilkes College, he
as Director of Instrumental
in Logan, Ohio; InstruTeacher and Director of
and Orchestras at Walnut
High School, Cincinnatti,
and an instructor of band

clinics at Ohio University. In the
years immediately before and after
World War II, he performed with
professional stage and dance bands
throughout the eastern, midwestern,
and southern United States.
A recounting of even these
achievements, however, does little
justice to a man whose true gift
was to inspire dedication and
excellence in thousands of students
during his career. Better proof of
Gasbarro's gift can be illustrated in
the enviable records of these
students, and the respect for him
that many have exhibited in
returning to the College for this
concert.
Among the first musical
careers that blossomed under
Gasbarro's tutelage was that of
Richard Stoltzman, recognized
internationally as one of the foremost performers in the music world
today.
Stoltzman, who has
perfonned before audiences in the
Hollywood Bowl and Carnegie
Hall, will also perform at Wilkes
College (i)n April 4, to honor his
former instructor.
Stoltzman's
Wilkes appearance is scheduled
around a 1987-88 concert tour that
includes performances in Italy, Ger-

many, and Denmark with the National, New Jersey, St. Louis,
Indianapolis, and Baltimore Symphonies, and a third engagement at
Carnegie Hall.
Also appearing on the program
is Christine Donahue, an alumna
of Wilkes and second place winner
of the Metropolitan Opera Auditions.
Another highlight of the
Gasbarro Memorial Concert will be
the performance of tubist Don
Butterfield, a member of the Radio
City Music Hall Orchestra and the
American Symphony Orchestra.
Butterfield was also Gasbarro's
roommate at the Julliard School.
Butterfield will offer a world premiere in Gasbarro's honor--Reflextion for clarinet and tuba, which he
composed himself.
Reflextion is one of three
world premieres set for the April 4
concert. Also premiering will be
Blossom for brass composed by
Wilkes professor of music, Bruce
Reiprich, organizer of the event;·
and A Paganini for solo clarinet. A
Paganini
was
composed
by
Gasbarro's former student, Edward
Yadzinski, a Wilkes alumnus and
member of the Buffalo Philhar-

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manic Orchestra. The memorial
concert will also bring alumnus
Thomas Hrynkiw back to the
Wilkes stage. He has achieved international acclaim as
a concert
pianist, recording artist, and studio
teacher in New York City.
The desire of Gasbarro's
students, colleagues, and friends to
appear at the event in his honor was
witnessed again and again by
Reiprich in planning the Memorial
Concert. Reiprich is not surprised,
however, at this show of loyalty.
"The gift of music was one that
William Gasbarro gave freely," he
says.
"It is perhaps the finest
tribute of all that so many people

are willing to join together on this
occasion to return that gift to him."
The public is cordially invited
to attend the William R. Gasbarro
Memorial Concert at no charge.
For those who knew Gasbarro, the
event will provide a fitting
opportunity to share the occasion
with others who hold his memory
dear. For those who did not know
him, however, the concert presents
just as great an opportunity to
witness, through the performances
of Gasbarro's students and friends,
his life's work which will live
through all those he bas touched.

�PAGETEN _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ April 1, 1987 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __

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Macintoslfpersonal computer. And now
there are two models to choose from.
The Macintosh Plus, which comes
with one SOOK disk drive and afull megabyte of memory(expandable to four).
And the new Macintosh SE. Which

comes with either two built-in SOOK
drives, or one drive and an internal
20-megabyte hard disk. As well as a
choice of two new keyboards.
Inside, the SE also has an expansion slot, so you can add a card that lets
you share information over a campuswide network. Or another card that

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April 1, 1987
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lbe Lady Colonels, under
Coach Dave Martin, got their
· this week. Unfortunately,
to be the weeks only win for
lers.
•
lbe victory came by way of a
e over Delaware Valley in
game of a double-header
Thursday.
The Lady Colonels record now

1-5.

0
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Pam Morgella pitched a nohitter and had four strikeouts as
Trenton State coasted past the Lady
Colonels in action Sunday in
Trenton. Morgella also walked one
for Trenton State, which is the
Number -One ranked team in the
nation for Division III
Kim Skrepenek had one
strikeout in the loss for Wilkes.

Wilkes
Trenton State

3

6

Tammy Petraskie pitched a
Linda Woodward gave up five
· rand had four strikeouts in
hits and had one strikeout as
Valley's win. Both hits
Trenton State won the second half
up by Petraskie came off the
of the double-header. Jen Bodnar
Wilkes' Kelly Wandell.
wal,ked two and gave up eleven hits
&amp;icka Oswald had six
in the losing effort for Wilkes.
ts in the losing effort.
The scores of Tuesday's doubleheader with Elizabethtown were
5
unavailable at presstime.
Next
1
week's schedule has the Lady
Colonels facing cross-town rival,
Wilkes' Jen Bodnar pitched a the Kings Monarchs, on April 2,
muer in the Lady Colonels' Juniata in a double-header on
win of the season.
Sunday, April 5, and the Lady
Margo Serafini hit_a single and Royals of Scranton in another
home ,run and Encka Oswald double- header on T ue sday, Apn·1 7 .

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Hoosiers, the movie, has been
ly successful at the box
but Hoosiers the actual
team from Indiana are in
by themselves. Literally.
lbe Indiana Hoosiers defeated
gemen of Syracuse by a 74m on Monday night to

become the NCAA
National
Champions.
Keith Smart was voted the
MVP of the game. This was the
third national title for Indiana
coach, Bobby Knight.
Way to go Hoosiers!

The action in the 1987
Intramural Softball League has been
slow in getting started this year.
The weather has had alot to do with
that. The league has managed only
one game last week before being
rained out this week.
The league is divided into two
seperate leagues, the 4:00 league
and the 5:00 league. Each league is
split into two divisions.
Following is a list of all the
teams competing this season;
4:00LEAGUE
DIVISION A
1. Rouges Mahones
2. Super Stars
3. The Frotteurs
4. Miller Lite All-Stars
5. Constant Woodys

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Under the direction of Coad1
Wingert the Wilkes College
1 tennis team has earned its
win in several seasons. They
Allentown College, 6-2,
past weekend at the losers

The Colonels picked up wins
lingles competition from Chris
·, John Patterson, Jeff Wertz
Tripp Cowley. The team of
~ and Patterson along with
and Larry Hubert notched

wins in doubles competition.
Earlier in the week Wilkes
bowed to Scranton University, 8-1,
at the Royals' home court.
The Colonels' only win of that
match came in doubles competition
as Wertz and Cowley defeated the
Royals tandem of Tone and
DiRugeris.
The Wilkes netrnen are now 13 overall and will play host to
MAC foe Susquehanna University
this Tuesday. The match will be at

Chris Brownawell led Wilkes
to a second place team finish this
past Monday in a golf tournament
held in Selinsgrove.
Brownawell fired an 81 in
leading Wilkes to a 427 team total.
Charlie Rome added a score of 82
while Keith Kopec, Joe Mokay and
Steve Kaminski scored 87 ,88 and
89 respectively.
Susquehanna
hosted
the
tourney and placed first with a total

5:00LEAGUE
DIVISION C
1. Diamond Backs
2. Beer Time Raiders
3. T-Birds
4. Ghitus
5. Slocum Girth
DIVISIOND
1. Schloms
2. Victim Boys
3. Barre Hall
4. Blood and Thunder
5. Diaz Kickers
6. Bud Lite Ponies

team score of 410. The Monarchs
of King's College were third with a
432 score and Western Maryland
was fourth with a 490 mark.
Par for the Selinsgrove course
was 72.
Wilkes,
King's
and
. Muhlenberg College will square off
in a tri-match this coming Monday
at the Wyoming Valley Country
Club. Tee off time is set for 1:00
p.m.

Trivia Corner --------------by Lee S. Morrell

Action will take place every
Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday
at 4:00 and 5:00 in Kirby Park. The
playoffs and the chl:\mpionship
game will take place on Saturday,
April 25th. Be there and cheer on
your favorite squad.

en's tennis notches their
•
1rst win ID
two years

"There is no question that
Marc
deserved
the
honor,"
commented Head Coach Ron
Rainey. "He is definitely one of the
best players in the conference. Marc
makes things happen when he is in
the game. He can kill you with his
outside shot and he also gets the
-ball inside to the bfg guys."
The Colonels finished the
season with a 14-8 record and a 106 Middle Atlantic Conference
finish.
Graves is a 1984 graduate of
Williamsport Area High School.
He is ma,ionng in business
administration at Wilkes.

Golfers place
second . ·

DIVISION B
1. Thundercats
2. Dickheads
3. TFFLHDWK (Hot Dogs)
4. The Rockers
5. Joe's Generic Softball Team
6. Go Nads

omen to start toda
OS.

Junior guard Marc graves, a
member of the Wilkes College
-basketball team, was named to the
second team East Coast Athletic
Conference All-Star team.
Graves, a 5' 6 guard, was the
second leading scorer on the Wilkes
squad averaging 16.9 points per
game. He scored in double figures
in "'20 of 22 games played with a
season high 30 points against
Susquehanna.
Deadly from the outside, Marc
led the Colonels in three pointers
made with 65, and attempted 150.
He was also the leading assist man
dishing out 7.7 per game.

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The Lady Colonels were set to
begin their season this past Monday I
against Cedar Crest College. The I
match, however, was cancelled due I
to rain. No make up date has been · I
announced as yet
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today against Muhlenberg College. I
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set to start at 3:00 p.m.
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At last, a new winner, a new name to congratulate, a new person to
give the five dollars to, what a happy time. Congratulations to Mark
Vetovitz, for being the first to correctly answer this week's questions.
Mark correctly said that Georgetown guard "Downtown" Freddy Brown
errantly threw to James Worthy. (Worthy was then fouled and made
both shots, closing the door on the Hoyas.) Also, "the Shark," named
for Reb's coach Jerry "Shark" Tarkanian, is the U.N.L.V. mascot. We
should also mention the following who correctly answered, but, were
not on time. They were in order of answering: Joe Botto, Tim Walker,
Don Shaw, Michael Harrison, and Keith Kopec. All had their answers
in within a fifteen minute span of the winner.
It's just one week until opening day, BABY! The "CRACK" of
the bat, the "POP" of the ball smacking into the glove, the smell of cut
grass (or AstroTurf) and the sound of "Hot Dogs, get your Red Hots
here!!" --baseball anyone?

QUESTION#!
This year marks the 40th Anniversary of the landmark signing of
Jackie Robinson; the first black player in the Major Leagues. Who was
the baseball commissioner at this time?

OUESTION#2
What is the only National League team to fall victim to a Nolan
Ryan no-hitter?
You've seen the quick response we get, so, don't burn your time
away. "Time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking, into the future."-Steve
Miller. There are only two issues left, so you'd better hustle to win!
You'll find us on~the 3rd floor of the S.U.B. or at ext. 379.

�Wilkes College

Vol. XXXIX

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 21

18766

April 1, 1987

CoIOnel
of the week

Konopki tosses 1 hitter
Ranielli hits 1:rand slam

Baseball team catches on
fire, burns Albright

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set up an

by Jim Pyrah

e.

The Wilkes baseball team was
finally able to put it all together
this past Saturday and the effect was
devastating for the Albright Lions.
Tom Salsburg showed the way
in the first game as he struck out
12 and went the distance for the
win. The Colonels won that game

6-2.
Former Wyoming Valley High
School MVP award winner, Mike
Kolbicka went 3 for 3 in the
opening contest, including 2 RBI's.
Another player with a hot bat was
leftfielder Tony Caladie. Caladie
was 2 for 4 with a home run and 2
RBI's.
Mark Konopki, another MVP

Above left is leftfielder Tony Caladie, a junior from Mountain~
Above ri ht is secondbaseman Joe Ranielli, a senior from Pittstoo

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second game. He tossed ah
one
to lead Wilkes to a 13-0 blowout.

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fifth inning. He did hang on to the captains Brian Gorski and Frank on Allentown College this past
shutout though, and evened his Wanzor each added 2 RBI's in the Monday' and King's College on
whitewash.
personal record at 1-1.
Tuesday. They will travel to 0
Joe Ranieli led the Colonels'
The double win evened their Scranton on Thursday for a o r
hit parade as he went 3 for 5 with a overall record at 4-4. They now doubleheader against the Royals. 00
grand slam and 4 RBI's. Dave stand at 2-2 in the MAC Northwest Game time is set for l:00 p.m.
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Breakers break down,
lose· to York
The Wilkes-Barre Breakers
jumped out to an early lead in a
contest this past weekend against
the York White Rose Rugby Club,
but could not hold on for the win.
In A side competition the
Breakers lost 14-9 despite an early
lead. Martin O'Connor gave the
Breakers their first points of the
game on a penalty kick.
York quickly retaliated as
Roland Mancini of York scored a
try in the middle of the half. The
halftime ~ore found the Breakers

down 4-3 ..
York broke away in the second
half as they reeled off 10
unanswered points going into the
final five minutes. This put the
score at 14-3.
The Breakers put on a furious
comeback attempt which saw them
close the gap to 14-9 before time
finally ran out.
In B side action, the Breakers
found themselves in just the
opposit; situation. They held the
lead for most of the game before

finally losing it in the final
seconds.
ban Lawton put the Breakers
up 4-0 in the first half and tt••. ~ l~=:3::E:==::II:='.=c=:=3:::E=:ffl
remained as the score until very late
in the game. With less than one
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lead and the game, 6-4.
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                    <text>No. 21
April 1, 1987

tel
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o-op--hands-on training
I walked into the Co-op
Cheryl Gibson, director of
·ve Education, was speaklhe phone with a student
ted to set up an internship
in Greece.
· phone call revealed just
tof the services offered by
' Co-op Office. Not only
internship through Co-op
you valuable hands-on
e, · but "we can place
anywhere in the country,"
gto Cheryl Gibson.
'dGibson, "It's a chance for
to work in a professional
and to gain credit and at
times financial aid or
through their salary."
e offer placement in just
every major the College
' she added.
The only
is
the
Nursing
ent, according to Gibson,
lhat department "has stipabout doing professional
for credit."

A Co-op internship, said
Gibson, is "just like a real job."
Interns must follow company
policy.
Internships provide valuable
hands-on experience. But students
shouldn't go into an · internship
cold: employers expect interns to
have some background in the field,
according to Gibson. She said that
students who were in the program
have come back to her and said that
applying their in-class experience in
a job setting helped them, but that
working in the business world was
"a lot different" from working in
the classroom.
Ninety
percent
of
all
internships are paid positions, and
these internships can lead to permanent jobs. "If the student is not
offered a permanent position with
the company, they are referred to a
company that is hiring," Gibson
said. "It's great for contacts."
The Co-op Office provides
special programs, as well, such as
the "Washington Semester" program
with
the
Washington

Center. In this program, students
gain 12 credits while particpating in
an internship doing "anything you
can think of' in Washington, said
Gibson. The student pays only for
the 12 credits; the College pays for
the program and provides $500 for
housing.
_
Two students have participated
in the program already. They are
Pamela Jones, an English major,
who had an internship with Fashion
Flash
magazine as an editorial
assistant, and Walter Smith, a
political science major, who worked
for the Chamber of Commerce.
Co-op internships are open to
any student above the sophomore
level. Gibson explained how to
apply for an internship. "Anytime
after your second semester,
freshman year, go to the Co-op
Office," she said, adding that
students would then talk about
counseling, work on resumes, talk
about their interests, fill out a card,
and list the type of positions they
are interested in and geographic

Continued on p. 4

Cheryl Gibson, director of Cooperative Education,
help you gain practical experience through an internship.

can

egistration slow this year
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

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Go
ents wait in line outside the Registrar's Office to register for
. Re · tration is slow this year, according _to Registrar Doris Barker.

Registration is going "very
slowly" this semester, according to
Registrar Doris Barker.
Unlike previous ,years, there
aren't any long lines stretching
through Sturdevant Hall this year.
Some students report only having
to stand in a line of two people to
register.
"The students are not coming
in," she said.
"The only time
there's a line is when they're [the
students] waiting for us to open the
door."
Barker said she's not sure why
so few students are registering, but
she believes the rainy weather
might be a factor.
"We have quite a few seniors
who have not registered," she noted.
As of Tuesday afternoon, according
to Barker, 158 prospective seniors
had not yet registered.
Last semester, room numbers
were left off the master schedule and
students ·were required to pick up
their room numbers when they
arrived back on campus in January,

enabling the College to get an
accurate count of returning students.
But room numbers appear on
this semester's master schedule
·again.
Barker said that leaving the
numbers off was "trial and error."
"It was strictly my idea,"
Barker said. • "The kids did
cooperate, but it still didn't solve
the problem."
"We've got to find a better way
of keeping tabs on who's here and
who's not," Barker added.

Inside this issue:
The Registration Monster is

back p. 3

Gym dance-~beach style p. 6

Is the first amendment in
danger? p. 7
Nightsounds &amp; Andy Sunday
Jazz p. 8
Some thoughts on breakfast
•p. 9
••

�April 9, 1987

PAGE TWO

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=··..;"··· .. ··_-······.-·:

Tales of a
Co-op intern

Reader response
Non-traditionals insulted by letter
Dear Editor,

I'd like to address this note to
Howard L. Knorr, Jr., Engineering
Last summer I had the opportunity to do a Co-operative Education
Club President, regarding his letter
internship in Washington, D.C. When I began researchin~ inte_ms~ip
to the Editor published April 1,
opportunities during the fall semester of last year, my mam obJectlve
1987. His words cut like a knife.
was to gain some valuable work experience. I wanted to add something
One doesn't normally appreciate
that would "look good" on my resume. I must admit--1 got much more
hearing, "Your mother wears army
than I bargained for.
boots," or other more derogatory
My internship was arranged throug~ a W~shington-based progr~,
comments against one's family;
The Washington Center. The program 1s designed to help make Vital,
neither did I appreciate being told
but often difficult, connections with employers in D.C. I applied to
that my son was not welcome at an
The Washington Center by completing an application that resem?led a
Engineering Club sponsored event.
college admission application. After being accepted by ~e Washmgton
The implication of being an unfit
Center I received the names of three or four compames that accept
parent really hurt.
interns in my field--publications. I chose to work for Fashion Flash
I'd like to apologize to you
magazine--a local D.C. fashion magazine.
.
.
..
personally if I offended you. The
My first day in Washington was both frightenmg and.exc11:1ng. I
Beacon doesn't owe you an
remember driving to the front of The Woodner Apartments--Just two and
apology; they only printed what I
one half miles north of The White House--and feeling my stomach
wrote.
The feelings of the
doing cartwheels. The Woodner is a large apartment complex that
newspaper staff weren't even
houses most of The Washington Center interns and became my home
expressed in my article. And I don't
for my ten week stay.
.
.
.
.
feel that I did the Engineering Club
The first three days were dedicated to onentatlon. Onentat10n was a
any injustice, either. I didn't accuse
time to become more familiar with the city and to learn what the
any one person or organization of
program was all about. The Washington Center sponsored weekly
anything. I was only embarrassed
seminars and a series of four "Monday Night Lectures" that featured
because I had told my son that the
speakers-ranging from congressmen to foreign ambas~ors .. Twice
· event w_e'd be going to see, The
during the summer each intern attended a breakfast on Capital Hill. The
Dating Game, would be sponsored
breakfasts, like the lecture series, also featured a speaker, usually a
by
the
Engineering
Club.
congressman or senator, but in a more intimate a~osphere. .
.
Considering this was his initial
My experience at work was exactly that--qmte an expenence: Like
view of the group, I'm only sorry
anyone trying something new, I was nervous and unsure m the
his first impression had the name of
beginning. However, after a few weeks, I became more comfortable
Engineering associated with it. I
with my co-workers and with my work.
.
was ashamed of my name being
My co-operative education became much more than a Job. It was a
linked to the group.
learning experience. I became more politically aware; I was able to
· I never said, "This is
enjoy the many cultural activities in Washington; and I made many
Howie's doing. No wonder it's
great friends. This sort of learning is one that all students should
sleazy." I was embarrassed, that's
experience. It prepares you for life and is one that you will remember
all. I don't really care who planned
for life.
things and who didn't. The show
wa,; in poor taste, regardless of
planning or not planning.
Again, I apologize to you
if you misinterpreted something in
VOL. XXXIX No. 22 April 9, 1987
my letter; the majority of the
students
didn't
take
offense
personally. Nor did I strike out at
you personally. But you've got a
Editor-in-chief......................................................... Pamela K. Jones
lot to learn before you can ever
News Editor .........................................................Elizabeth Mazzullo
make it in this world.
Your
Feature Editors ...................................................... Lorri Steinbacher
response was absolutely rotten. I
...................................................... Michelle Munday
didn't appreciate your insinuation
Sports Editor .................................................................. .Jim Pyrah
that I used poor judgement in
Copy Editor........................................................Wendy Rosencrance
raising
my child. I was hurt, but
Photography Editors .................................................... Murnal Abate
I've also learned a lot. I won't ever
...................................................... Lisa Miller
attend another Engineering Club
Staff Photographer........................................................ Bruce Alexis
function
if I (or my son) am not
Advertising Manager.................................................. Mark Shedlock
welcome.
The last I knew, all
Business Manager..................................................... .Joel Fomalont
people
were
to
be treated equally. I
·b
·
M
·
Joe
Bauman
D.1stn ution
anager ................................................... ..
guess I was wrong.
Advisor........................................................................ Tom Bigler

~bi 1.Siacott

Holly Avery

Contributing Writers: Lee S. Morrell, Q Jane ~irca, Kim Kli~~k,
Ann Calkins, Tom Mineo, John Cusatis, Kathy Hams, Tony Lenkaitis,
Bill Kem, Dave Serino.

by Holly Avery, I don't get the
impression that she had a personal
vendetta against the Engineering
.Club. Correct me if I'm wrong,
but the letter leads me to believe
that she was upset with the general
standards of the student body.
I didn't see or read any
accusations against the Engineers.
She was just sorry The Dating
Game had to have been an
Engineering Club sponsored event.
It ruined her image in the eyes of
· her son because she's an Engineer.
I feel the article was wellwritten without slinging mud. I
can't say the same for your article,
Howard. You hurt a lot of feelings,
not only Holly's, but a lot of other
non-traditional students that have
children. And it was unfair. You're
defending something you havn't
even been accused of. Do you have
a guilty conscience or what?
You've made many people feel
unwelcome here and you havn't got
that right I may not be a nontraditional student, but I've got
plenty of friends who are and they
share my feelings.
And who the hell are you to
judge anyway? Evidently you get
off on some guy's hairy backside.
Just because you values are different
from hers doesn't give you the right
to decide where she should take her

son and where she shoulda
pays the same tuition as yoa
She has every right .,
functions just like the rest rl
Maybe the Dating G
poor choice to give her SOIi
of college life, but she
good faith. She admiued
bad judgement; the Dating
was a mistake. At least
take him to a beer-bash ata
a skin flick at an off
apartment. It was a co
nQt restricted to college
only.
With non-traditional
enrollment on the inc
comments
concerning
bringing her son to
functions hit a lot of
slap across the face. If
people aren't welcome •
damned Engineering evenlS,
out. Then maybe you can
yourself condemned when
body writes an article c
that. Until then, you're
straws. In the meantime, I
you've got a lot of nerve
The Beacon to apologize to
any apologies are n
owe one to Holly.

Results of Social .
.
Competency questzonnazr
~

Dear Students:
The members of the Student
Life Committee of Wilkes College
have completed their analysis of the
Social Competency questionaire
distributed via the December 4,
1986 issue of The.Beacon.
The most significant outcome
of the survey was that 75% of those
responding felt that the behavior of
Wilkes College students embarassed
them at times. Offending behaviors
included foul language, graffitti,
destruction of college property,
poor manners, and lack of respect
toward others.
Ninety-five percent of the
respondents stated that this sort of
behavior has a negative impact on
the college's image in the
community.
While the r:nost

offenders constilllte
small minority on cam~
us can stand to "fine
social skills. This m
when someone exhibits
behavior it is perfectly •
let them know that it
acceptable.
Once we get the
going of improved public
it can become part of our
repertoire with its positive
extending throughout the
and beyond. Developing
social skills while YOUIII
facilitate ones marketability
seeking post-graduate pl
well as dtablishing
citizenship.
The committee membtn

~oftliefDHt

Contributing Photographer: Elizabeth Mazzullo.
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the
individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be
withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be
signed to insure validity.

cone

Dear Editor,
This is in response to the
letter submitted by Howard L.
Knorr, Jr., President of the
Engineering Club.
As I reread the article written

" Time for work,--yet take
Much holiday for art's and friendship's sake."
--George James De Wilde
On the Arrival of Spring

1---------------------~

No, eve1
time. The •
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vant Hall wil
willingly thj
time. 1
s enough
of any
hman (,
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earted up
dy share
tration tiI
rest of us kl
mean. Ev1
le, stands
· utes standin
s to fill out
of having to
the last minu
, syllable~
d you've just
the "Registrat

.no matter how
Registration
you in the er:
" you think, ":
111 get there at
will be there,
in line when
at 8:30."
set your al
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Hall, registrat
of alternati
your swe
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�PAGE THREE

April 9, 1987

stic conclusions

he Registration Monster is back
n as you
"ght to
~e rest of
·ngGamo
e her son a
ll she did
imitted she
1e Dating
t least she
bash ata

e incr
teeming
;on to
t of peo
face. I

you're
meantime, I
t of nerve
JOlogize to
re

on cam
to "fine
This m
: exhibits
perfectly "
,w that it
get the
ved publi
, part of
its positi
Jughout th
Develop·
while yo
marketabi
:actuate pl
blishing

ts that time of year again.
· e?
No, even worse.
tion time. The only time
when hordes of students
Sturdevant Hall willingly--or
more willingly than at billtime.
Registration tinle. The sound
words is enough to strike
iito the heart of anyone but a
ester freshman (who, after
~sn't know what to expect
a kind-hearted upper-classhas already shared horror
· of registration times gone
But the rest of us know what
words mean. Every letter,
syllable, stands for long,
ng minutes standing in line,
forms to fill out, and the
·on of having to rearrange
es at the last minute. String
letters, syllables, words
, and you've just drawn a
of the "Registration MonAnd no matter how you try to
the Registration Monster,
llill grab you in the end.
'Hah," you think, "I'll beat it
year! l'll get there at 8:00, and
ooe else will be there, so I'll be
first one in line when they open
il:xlrs at 8:30."
So you set your alarm early
by 7:55 are stumbling over to
vant Hall, registration forms
a list of alternate choices
ed in your sweaty little
s. You open the door of
vant Hall only to see ... six
early risers leaning against the
, staring at their schedule
or catching a few more

minutes of sleep before battling the
Registration Monster.
But even if you go later in the
day, you won't avoid the line. No
matter when you go, at least ten
other people will have gotten there ·
before you.
Which means, of
course, that you'll invariably end up
skipping at least one class just to
schedule next semester's classes
(one of which, of course, you'll
have to skip to register for the
following semester's classes, and so
on, until you graduate).
And if you go during lunch
expecting it to be less crowded,
you'll be in for a surprise. It will
be less crowded, but only because
the office is locked from 12 to I.
No problem; registrars have to eat,
too. But in registration weeks gone
by, the door of the Registrar's
Office has been known to be closed
until, oh, 1: 15. It seems that a
hard morning's work really gives
the Registration M9nster a monstersized appetite!
·
But after spending at least a
half hour in line staring at the
ceiling, staring at the master
schedule, staring at that cute guy or
girl in front of you, you finally
make it to the door of the
Registrar's Office.
Even though the Registration
Monster has let you get this far, it's
not going to make it easy for you
now.
In fact, your troubles are
only beginning. The Monster has
saved its secret weapon for this very
moment--the closed class. While
waiting for your IBM card, you
notice that a list of closed classes is
posted on the door. . Then you
realize that two of your classes have
been closed and one has had the
time changed.

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cuz they make it bearable"
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have closed, the computer may not
Before you can even begin to .Another half-hour wasted.
But if these are the only be working, and the people who
deal with those closed classes,
though, you have to fill out the problems you encounter while work in the Registrar's Office will
IBM card. Now I ask you, what's registering for classes, consider be even grumpier. All of this is
If the yours free, courtesy of the
the point of writing your local yourself fortunate.
address on an IBM card when it's in Registration Monster is having a wonderful interoffice communthe computer? I'm beginning to bad day, it might use even more ication system at Wilkes.
But eventually, after a long
think the Registration Monster terrible weapons on you. Think of
devised this little card to take your the unlucky souls who are told and bloody fight, you'll stagger out
mind off the battle to come--the fact (after waiting in line, of course), of the Registrar's Office, computerthat you have to rearrange your "You can't register yet. Your bill generated schedule, tattered carbon
entire schedule · in less than five for this semester isn't paid." This, copy, and well-thumbed master
minutes.
of course, necessitates a trip across schedule clutched in your hand. "I
Making you rearrange your the , hall to the Finance Office to beat it this tinle!" you'll scream. "I
schedule is perhaps the worst find out what the problem is. beat the Registration Monster!"
Ah, yes, you won this time.
weapon the Registration Monster When you tell them the bill hasn't
can hurl at you. As if the trauma been paid because you have But like a boxer that doesn't know
of having to take two night classes financial aid that hasn't come in when he's beaten, the Registration
and an '8:00 class five days a week yet, they11 send you upstairs to the Monster will be back next semester
with even more terrifying wea(instead of sleeping until noon, as Financial Aid Office.
Several hours later, you will pons .. . .
you'd planned to do) weren't
enough, the person typing your be sent back to stand in line outside
And the
semester after
newly rearranged schedule into the the Registrar's Office and allowed • that. ...
computer will look at you and say, (finally) to register. By now, of
And the semester after
"Before you can drop this class, you course, more of your classes will that. ...
need your adviser's approval."
Yes, that's right.
Your
adviser. That professor whom you
had to wait three days to see to
preregister--and probably ended °up
cutting class to do so. So now,
after waiting in line for over an
hour and missing your English
class and half your favorite soap
(CPS)--Amid the growing than high school boys. College
opera, you have to leave, try to find
your ever-elusive adviser, and get a concern about high school suicides men's suicide rate is also higher
drop-add slip, just so you can go and suicide attempts in New Jersey, than campus women's, the studies
back to the Registrar's Office and Connecticut, and Illinois, health show.
The reason, some say, is that
wait in line to give them another officials say the suicide rate among
college stu~ents appears to be some men can't cope with women's
form.
growing social and economic
The worst part about it, of rising, too.
It
is
rising,
other
campus
independence from men.
course, is - that you know your
The cure, other officials warn,
adviser probably won't question the officials report, despite more
change anyway. She11 simply say, student willingness to use college- may reside in everything from
making colleges treat students more
"I trust your judgment" and sign the provided counseling services.
College men, moreover, are
drop-add slip the same way she
Continued on p. 5
more prone to destroy tllemselves
signed your preregistration form.

College suicide
•
rate on the rise

Core Review Committee
looks at suggestions
by .Elizabeth Mazzullo
At its meeting last Thursday,
the Core Curriculum Review
Committee reviewed suggestions
and questions raised at the open
meetings held,late last month.
According to Sharon Telban,
chairperson of the Committee, the
Committee discussed the details of
the proposed Freshman Seminar
course and the details of the
selection of courses within the
Distribution Requirements.
"Our goal is to get it ready for
submission to the faculty in May,"
said Telban. According to the
schedule set for implementation of
the proposed core, the model will
be voted on in May by the faculty.
Telban said the Committee is

now working on details because the
basic structure of the proposed core
model is finished. The Committee
needs to consider details, she added,
"so that the package presented to
faculty members contains enough
detail so they can make an
intelligent decision."
"They know the structure,"

Telban said. "Now they need to
know the intent of the structure.
Meetings of the Core Curriculum Review Committee are
held Thursdays at 2:30 p.m. in the
conference rooin of the Nursing
Department Everyone is welcome
to attend and share his _opinions.

DON'T FORGET-·
GIVE BLOOD!
TODAY IN THE GYM FROM
10 A.M. TO 4 P.M.

�PAGE FOUR

April 9, 1987

Students 'ratify' Constitutio m es
by Elizabeth Mazzullo
"[A] greater drama is now
acting on this Theatre than has
heretofore been brought on the
American stage, or any other in the
World."
So spoke George Washington
on August 29, 1788.
He was
speaking about the ratification of
the United States Constitution.
This statement from Washington appeared in the program for
the "Constitution Ratifying Convention: A Bicentennial Celebration" held Tuesday in the Center
for the Performing Arts--a reenactment of that "great drama" in
honor of the Constitotional Bicentennial.
All of the first thirteen states
were represented at the "Convention," which was coordinated by
Susan Behuniak-Long, assistant
professor of Political Science.
The program began with a
series of "ratification debates"
between "Federalists" and "AntiFederalists." Speaking first for the
Federalists, Walter Smith spoke in
favor of ratifying the Constitution.
Anti-Federalist Chris Penxa presented the other side of the debate.
Other speakers followed.
"State delegations" from local
high schools' political science
classes addressed questions to the
Federalist and Anti-Federalist speakers.
Delegates
ratified
the
Constitution
10-3, and then
proposed and rejected amendments.
Behuniak-Long
said
that

Co-op
Continued from p. 1
preferences.
"A student can develop his
own placement if he would like.
We would have the final approval
as far as the job description goes,"
Gibson said.
The Co-op Office boasts a job
bank of over 200 employers, said
Gibson. A newsletter comes out
three times a year listing internship
opportunities, or students can find
out about internships through wordof-mouth or by looking on the Coop bulletin board outside of Stark
Lobby, said Gibson.

amendments dealing with the
legalization of marijuana and with
lowering the drinking age to 18
were rejected, as was an antiabortion amendment
The first
amendment that was passed, she
said, was one which would
guarantee free college-level education for everyone.
Behuniak-Long noted that
Tuesday's "Convention" wasn't
historically correct She explained
that the Constitution was written
between May, 1787, and Sept.,
1787, and ratified in the individual
states. "We brought all 13 states
together for a day to ratify. They
never did that," she said.
Behuniak-Long is teaching a
topics course this semester entitled
"The Constitution: 200 Years."
"My class spent six weeks
reenacting the writing part [of the
Constitutional Convention]." she
said.
For the Convention, she
added, "I wanted them to focus on
the debate over the documents--the
Federalist
and
Anti-Federalist
documents."
"My students were well
prepared," Behuniak-Long Sfud.
"They've been studying this since
January. They got the high school
students so involved."
"It was great," Behuniak-Long
said, adding, "The high school
teachers said they were overwhelmed by the response of their
students."
She concluded,
"I
was
impressed by the enthusiasm of the
high school and the college
students."
In additon, said Gibson, "I can
work with other college's Co-op
Offices to have referral placements.
It's kind of a networking system all
across the country."
Once in the program, students
have to do a bi-weekly journal,
attend two seminars during the
semester, and complete an extensive
project, such as a slide presentation
or a paper.
Last year, 108 students
participated in the Co-op program,
and Gibson said they made over
$100,000.
"It's a definite plus to anyone's
education," concluded Gibson.

eak
riday, April 10,

'M. Hechinger, prt

"ratify" the Constitution at the Convention held Tuesday at the

Walk America · to benefit
March of Dimes
by Kim Klimek
What's happening at the
Wilkes-Barre Square on Thursday
April 26th? You might witness a
commotion as you go to your first
class, if you decide not to
participate, or you might want to
get involved in the action. Lisa
Fiorentino, President of the Human
Services Committee estimates one
thousand walkers from Luzerne

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AND JUNIOR NURSING
MAJORS ARE REMINDED TO
STOP BY THE NURSING
LEARNING CENTER AND CAST
YOUR VOTE!

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OFFICERS END TOMORROW!

Interested people who want
register may find forms
campus or call Fiorentino at
108 or 829-8466.
The walk is part &lt;i
nationwide event which will
education and research and
suported by the March Of ·
for fighting birth defects.
March of Dimes hopes to raise
$4 7 thousand dollars, the
which they reached last year.

county will attend this event. Still
interested?
"The March Of Dimes Walk
America"
is taking place on
Thursday morning. Walkers register at 8:00 a.m. and start an hour
later. The walk is 20 km. long (or a
little short of 12 and a half miles)
and ends at Kirby Park.
The
Human Services Committee and
other area businesses are getting
involved by recruiting walkers.

The deadline for receipt of the
PHEAA/Federal Student Aid
Application and the Wilkes
College application for financial
aid is May 1, 1987. Anyone who
did not receive these applications
is urged to obtain them from the
Financial Aid Office, 2nd Floor,
Sturdevant Hall, immediately.

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Last week's Beaco"
article on the
workshop, "What
Recruiters Look for
When Hiring College
Graduntes: The
Value of Extracurriculars,"
gave the wrong room
number. The
discussion will take
place in SLC Room 1,
not SLC Room 101,
at 11 a.m. today.

New York Times
e Dorothy Dicksor
r the Performing
ts and faculty are
re on "The Chall(
Reform:
S
Cooperatively."
presitigious caree
spans 40 years,
served as colum1
gton Post and
nt for the C
ncy; education e,
York Herald Tribi
publisher and e
the Bridgeport
while also sm
editor for
and as education
York Times.
became a membe
Board of The 1
was assistant edit

.. to restricting
of suicides.
at a March 2
in W ashingto

may encourage 1
themselves.
e very things tha1
ry are the very tt
se a suicide: 1
warned Dr. Herb(
bia University.
tever the reas
rate is rising.
r, 1986 study, th
Control (CD
1984 the suicide
tbs per 100,0C
to 24.
numbers, how,
the fact that the s
was 12.3 pe
people,
mea1
has stayed nearl
t the decade.
et there may be '
than the CDC in
roners will sa
g I can do not to c
,'" said Julie
e director of th(
·on of Suicidolo:
ey're trying to
,.. Perlman added.
e recent set of st
that young me
as likely to com
young women, ~
ung men are tw
themselves as ar

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less able tc

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April 9, 1987

tio

New challenge
peak Friday at CPA ·rule for RN' s
imes president to

On Friday, April 10, at 9
Fred'M. Hechinger, president
New York Times, will
at the Dorothy Dickson Darte
for the Perfo~ing Arts.
dents and faculty are invited
· lecture on "The Challenge of
·onal Reform:
Seeking
· ns Cooperatively."
His presitigious career as a
ist spans 40 years, during
he served as columnist for
oshington Post and foreign
ndcnt for the Overseas
Agency; education editor of
w York Herald Tribune; and
· te publisher and executive
of the Bridgeport Sunday
, while also serving as
tion editor for Parents'
ine and as education editor of
New York Times.
He became a member of the
·ona1 Board of The Times in
and was assistant editor of the

Editorial Page during 1976. In
1977 · he became president of The
New York Times
Company
Foundation. Since 1978 he has
been writing a weekly column,
"About Education," in The Times.
He holds the British Empire
Medal.
He received Education
Writers Association awards in
1948, 1949, 1952, and 1975. In
1964 and again in 1973 he shared
an E.W.A. award with his wife. He
also received the George Polk
Memorial Award twice, in 1950 and
1951; the Fairbanks Award in
1952; the Townsend Harris Medal
in 1968; the Society of the
Silurians editorial writing award
twice, in 1971 and 1977; and a City
College Distinguished Alumni
Medal in 1973. He is a past
president of the Education Writers
Association and of the City College
chapter of Phi Beta Kappa.
Hechinger is the author of "An

_Adventure in Education: Connecticut Points the Way," Macmillan,
1956; "The Big Red Schoolhouse,"
Doubleday, 1959; "A Better Start,"
1986; and editor of "Pre-School
Education Today,"
Doubleday,
1966.
He is co-author with his wife
Grace of "Teen-Age Tyranny,"
Morrow, 1963; "The New York
Ti~es Guide to New York City
Pnvate
Schools,"
Simon
&amp;
Schuster, 1968, and "Growing Up
in America," McGraw-Hill 1975·
and "Higher Learning in th;
Nation's Service," with Ernest
Boyer, 1981.
Hechinger taught at the City
University of New York (Hunter
College and Queens College) as an
adjunct professor, and at the New
School for Social Research as a
special lecturer.

· gly" to restricting news
ge of suicides.
And al a March 27 press
erence in Washington, D.C.,
suicide prevention experts
d news accounts of such
ies may encourage others to
ythemselves.
'The very things that make a
story are the very things that
cause a suicide: the lurid
·~." warned Dr. Herbert Pardes
Columbia University.
Whatever the reasons, the
'de rate is rising.
In a
ember, 1986 study, the Centers
Disease Control (CDC) found
in 1984 the suicide rate was
deaths per 100,000 people
15 to 24.
The numbers, however, also
e the fact that the suicide rate
'80 was 12.3 per 100,000
.,g people, meaning
the
!em has stayed nearly the same
ghoul the decade.
Yet there may be even more
· 'des than the CDC indicates.
"Coroners will say, 'I'll do
ihing 1can do not to document a
· ide,"' said Julie Perlman,
utive director of the American
iation of Suicidology.
"They're trying to protect the
·1y," Perlman added.
The recent set of statistics also
ws that young men are five
s as likely to commit suicide
are young women, and collegeyoung men are twice as likely
kill themselves as are boys aged
to 19.
Researchers believe that young
are less able to deal with

changing relations between the
sexes and less likely to resolve
emotions of grief and sorrow than
are women.
Leah
Dickstein
of
the
Louisville
(KY)
School
of
Medicine calls it the "White Knight
Complex," in which young men are
raised to deny their emotions and
that they depend on others.
Even today, many young men
grow up expecting traditional malefemale relationships, Dickstein
said, even though women are now
more likely to break off a relationship.
"In the past," Dickstein said,
"women didn't leave men. They
had no place to go, no education.
Now, women have many options.''
"Dependency,'" she added, "is
very much connected to suicide in
men, since dependency is not
acceptable in men. When a man
feels he is dependent, he feels
helpless and out of control."
Dickstein cites a recent article
in The Men's Journal, in which a
male author said that · breakups
bring heartbreak to women, but that
men "suffer a breaking of the
spirit.''
Another reason the campus
suicide rate is rising is that students
have i,a higher pressure quotient"
than in the past, said John Hipple,
Ph.D., of North Texas State
University and the National Center
for Health Statistics.
"You leave your family--your
support system--when you go away
to college. You might feel alone.
There are financial pressures.
College costs are going up, and it's
getting harder to get aid."
Donald Kee~, director of the

University of Idaho's Student
Counseling Center, traces students'
suicidal feelings to some kind of
loss, be it money, a relationship, or
even free time.
Students also suffer symptoms
of emotional and physical illness
when certain lifestyle needs are
frustrated, Indiana State University
Prof. Emeritus Charles Nelson
asserted in a recent study of campus
suicide.
Colleges themselves, most
experts agree, can help.
"The university is a major
intervention in the lives of its
students," Nelson wrote, adding that
institutions
should
develop
programs to help students cope
with stress.
Leighton
Whitaker,
the
director of psychological services at
Swarthmore College, recommends
schools "care for" students, rather
than show "normal disinterest."
Faculty and staff, Whitaker
said, can "erode the foundations of
self-destructiveness" in depressed or
angry students.
Students are asking schools to
help, too.
At
the
University
of
Pennsylvania; student traffic at the
counseling center is up 14 percent
this year, a phenomenon staffer
Vivian Boyd attributes to more
social acceptance of c&lt;;mnseling
services.
Another . Penn
counselor
attributes the increase to higher
academic standards and advertising.
"We are getting more kids
earlier every year, and are forced to
put kids on waiting lists all the
time," added Hipple.

~fit
ople who want
find forms
tll Fiorentino at

fi6.
is part of
ent which will
1d research and
he March Of
birth defects.
1es hopes to raise
dollars, the
tched last year.
tlk

:ek'sBeacon
:le on the

1op, "What
ers Look for
iring Coll
1ates: The
· of Extra-

iculars,"
wrong room
&gt;er. The
:&gt;n will take

:LC Room 1,
' Room 101,
.. m. today.

Diploma and Associate Degree
.N.'s can now begin to earn the
accalaureate Degree in Nursing at
ilkes College by successfully
hallenging just one exam, the
osby Assessment Test, instead of
hallenging the three eight-credit
courses • previously required for
admissions.
According
to
Acting
Chairperson Ann Marie Kolanowski, the new procedure was
established to "further meet the
needs of R.N.'s in Northeastern
Pennsylvania." Kolanowski said,
"There is a special need. The R.N.
who wants to earn the baccalaureate
degree usually has a full-time job
and family responsibilities. Yet, so
many are extremely well-qualified
though professional experience for
entrance into the program, that we
decided to re-evaluate our requirements to meet their particular needs
relating to time, expense, and
location for testing."
The results are that R.N.'s

may now take the Mosby
Assessment Test on the Wilkes
College campus whenever it is
convenient for the candidate. A
Petition to Challenge fonn may be
picked up from the Department of
Nursing, 217-219 South Franklin
Street. The completed fonn and a
minimal fee will then be returned to
the campus testing center, where a
date for the challenge examination
will be arranged.
The purpose of the Mosby
Test is to evaluate knowledge
gained in the basic nursing
program.
The candidate must
achieve a 55 percent or better grade
to validate prior learning; and if the
candidate has already taken the
appropriate Mosby Test, the
department will accept the score fo
up to three years from the time the
examination was given.
For more information, contac
the Nursing Department at ext.
230.

Newson named
ACE Fellow
Dr.
Roosevelt
Newson,
assistant professor of Music, has
been selected as an American
Council on Education Fellow in the
1987-88 ACE Fellows Program.
Newson's selection as a fellow was
annourn:;ed recently in Washington,
D.C., by ACE President Robert H.
Atwell.
Newson, who was nominated
for this honor by President
Christopher Breiseth, joins an elite
group of educators chosen from
around the country for ACE
Fellowships.
Each year, the
program selects only thirty to thirtyfive fellows in a national
competiti1.i11 to enter a program
designed to strengthen leadership in
American higher education by
identifying and preparing faculty
and staff for responsible positions
in
college
and
university
administration.
As a fellow, Newson will
participate in three five-day
seminars deaiing with higher
education issues, read extensively in
the field, produce an analytical
report, and engage in other
activities
in preparation for
administrative
responsibilities.
According to ACE officials, in the
22-year history of the program, 104
fellows
have
become
chief
executive officers, while more than
450 others have become vicepresidents, provosts, or deans.

Newson has been a member of
the Wilkes College faculty since
1982.
A pianist critically
acclaimed as "bursting with drive,
direction, and impetuosity," he is
known for both his musical and
academic achievements. He is a
native of Louisiana and a cum laude
graduate of Southern University in
Baton Rouge and attended the
Peabody School of Music on a full
graduate scholarship. In 1977, he
completed his doctoral studies at
Peabody, with the support of grants
from the Ford Foundation. He is
also a recipient of the F. Lammont
Belin Arts Scholarship.
He has played in concerts from
coast to coast, including ten
appearances as featured soloist with
the Baltimore Summer Orchestra,
and has presented solo recitals at the
National Gallery of Art, Johns
Hopkins University, and Town
Hall, New York. In 1978, Newson
was selected as the winner of the
Belin Compeiition in Pennsylvania
and the Triad Music Club
Auditions in New York City. That
same year, he completed a highly
successful European tour, playing
in Salzburg, Vienna, Brussels, and
London.
Newson's name will be listed
with this year's ACE Fellowship
winners in an upcoming issue of
the
ACE
Bulletin,
Higher
Education and National Affairs.

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April 9, 1987

A different perspective .

Gym dance--beach style

Miracles do
happen
by Ann Calkins

· week we ~
t the c·o nditi1
and on colle1
"Have a g
ns along w
conditio
, may be
to as the "cone

Dear Mum and Dad:
I love you! You have never questioned my ability to succeed,
even when I questioned it. You taught me to be honest, hard
working, and to treat others as I would wish to be treated. It has paid
off--1 am standing on the threshold of a new facet of my life. I am
relieved. Finally, after six long years, I am graduating. I look
forward to May 17 with a mixture of excitement, happiness, and
sadness. You might ask, "why the sadness?" I would have to
answer, "because you cannot be here to see me recieve my diploma."
I will look into the crowd on May 17 and will not see your smiling
faces as you proudly say, "that's our daughter."
The tenacity to "hang in there" was developed in my early years
by both of you. I can hear Mum now saying, "if you want to do
something, then by golly do it right--the first time," and "if at first
you don't succeed, try, try again." You gave me love too! Now, at
forty-eight, the star I reached for is almost within my grasp. I miss
you both very much, and throughout the past year I have been trying
to find a way to bring you both here to America for the graduation
ceremonies. It is not to be. The sheer distance (11,000 miles) and
your health prevent you from making the trip. However, I know that
you will both be here in spirit, and I will accept my diploma for you.
My life has changed tremendously over the last six years. Pain
and happiness have been part of the change. Your concern for my
welfare has been constant, always present in your letters and tapes.
New Zealand is so far away, an almost insurmountable distance.
Overshadowing the sadness of your absence on May 17 is great
excitement. After almost twelve years I will, after all, be seeing both
of you again. Since you are unable to be here, I will bring my
graduation to you. Sandrfi will video tape the ceremony and later,
after Todd has graduated from high school, I will be on my way down
to see you. I have never been able to be there for you when you were
sick or just needed to know you were loved and appreciated. Sure, I
always wrote to you; however, physical contact is so much better.
I wish that all my fellow graduates, and every person reading this
letter, would on graduation day, or any day, tell your parents how
much you love them. Thank them for all their love and support
during your years of growing up. For those who are graduating,
thank them for their support during the last four years that you have
spent furthering your education. I end this letter with one last
thought--miracles do happen.
With all my love always, Your daughter, Ann

Wilkes students stepped out this past rainy Friday to enjoy an evening of pseudosunshine and tropics at the annual April Fool's Dance, held at they gym. 1:he
evening which was sponsored by the Commuter Council and the Inter- Residence
Hall Council, featured a DJ, various contests, and a beach party atmoshpere
(complete with leis) that added to the festivites of the evening.

Wind Ensemble
•
•
•
springs
into
spring
On Tuesday, April 21, 1987, Bialecki, Monica Spishock, and
Stephen Primatic will be featured
the Wilkes College Percussion
Ensemble will present its Spring on xylophone ragtime solos of
George Hamilton Green.
Concert at 8: 15 p.m. in the
The concert's finale is Tom
Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for
Gauger's Portico for Percussion
the Performing Arts.
Portico
was
The program will include a . Orchestra.
commissioned by the University of
collection of Rudimental Drum
Oklahoma Percussion Ensemble
Solos written by sophomore music
and utilizes ten players, eight of
major, Dominick Cuccia.
whom play melodic percussion
In addition, freshman music
instruments.
major, Stephen Fidyk, will be the
The concert is free and open to
soloist in the Concerto for Drumset
the public. Come and check out a
and
Percussion
Ensemble,
little cultural excitement.
composed by John Beck. Diana

Personal Classifieds
Joe K-Wasn't the score Friday night--Sue
26- Joe 21 ???
Signed, H.H.B.
Jump-I hear it's time for ICE CREAM
CONES again! Orange ones? Or
maybe CHERRY? Ha!
Desire'
Scott-Did you get to tuclc ~ into bed
Friday night?
Signed, H.H.B.
Sexpot-Give me time. I'll work out

s.

Joe K--·
You passed up the ultimate
intimate experience Friday with
Sultry Sue!
Signed, the Educator

Sexpot-I don't understand. You didn't have
a cluck before Friday evening.

s.

Dianna C.-How long will it be till I buy you
another FROSTY or dinner?
Signed, Clockwork Orange
Sexpot-Talk to me or does the "turkey"
have your tongue?

s.

Jeanine B.-Did Walt get to work on time Sat
morning?
Signed, The POOH
NAPPER
Sexpot-Does the sun rise early in Sunbury?

s.

Joe K-Could you see what Mary Lou
looks like in nurse's whites?
Signed, Hurting H.H.B.
Joe-You didn't ask me to dance! Why
not???

s.
Jeanine-You set a brand new Woodland's
record for having flirted with as
many guys as shots you drank!!
Signed, H.H.B.
Bob-Go for it!!
Sexpot-Are you going to tell us sbout your
exploration of Scott's car'?
Signed, Keeper of the Secrets

High Fashion for
Spring Break!!

limited number of

Boxer Shorts
available. Price Is

$5.00 per pair-

sizes available.

of Waller North for

Jim-I'm really glad you told me all
those great stories about you know
who.

s.

Jeanine Bit is baseball time again; are you
waiting for your pitch from
DANA!!
Signed, Candy
Joe-But why Top Dog

s.

Sexpots-How is Walt's Serta Sleeper??
Signed Destined for Love
JOF-1 wish you'd make up your mind!
How many can you juggle? I hate
to say it--but you're getting like
"
J.un ..

more information.
Jeanine-It is almost the three year
anniversary of the Imperial
Intimacy. Are you going to
AL??
Signed, Keeper of the Secrets
Reggie W.-Get ready for another awesane
weekend. You are a true fi ·
close allthe way.
Signed, Jose
Uncle Leemus-lt's a long road home to Kin
Maybe you should find
on campus to crash ..•

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two elemen
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April 9, 1987

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yle

f I don't see you
'II see you
This week we will begin to
I the conditional "Happy
" and on collegts the con"Have a good break."
ssions along with the now
ting conditional "Merry
· tmas," may be collectively
to as the "conditional greet-

conditional greeting
· s two elements: a short
'tional wish of good measure
an adverb c~use stating a
'tion upon which the realizof the wish is contingent.
is an example: "If I don't see
have a Happy Easter."
The conditional
"Happy
r' works like this: the wellThe

1g of pseud~
ym. The
'f• Residence
oshpere

wisher expresses ·his hope that the
recipient of the greeting has a
gratifying time on Easter Sunday;
however, should the well-wisher
perceive the object of his wish
between the time of the wish and
Easter, the wish is no longer valid.
I don't think the author of this
over-used greeting intended the syntax to be altered as to become conditional. He meant "in case that I
don't see you," but that doesn't
make this greeting-preceding clause
any less cumbersome.
The conditional "if' betrays a
sense of paranoia in the greeter who
clearly fears that either his wish is
still premature or that (heaven
forbid) he may open himself up to
the risk of having to wish someone
two "Happy Easters!" That would

• • •
be like sharing that climactic good-

bye with someone whom you won't
see for awhile and as you approach
the car still savoring the emotion,
you realize you left your car keys
above their toilet. Having to go
back taints the emotional scenario
that preceeded it.
So the conditional greeting i~
an effective shield guarding the
greeter from any implication of
foolishness if he does run into the
recipient of the greeting again.
Having already wished one "Happy
Easter" using the conditional. he
can comfortably
assure
the
reciepient, "Hey, I allowed for this.
Remember?"
So, generically speaking, if I
don't see you . ..I'll see you.

s the first amendment
n danger.?

I

ier Shorts

Bettina Gregory spoke to a
· g-room-only crowd at the
y Dickson Darte Center for
Performing Arts last Monday
· g, Ms. Gregory has been a
· g invesgative reporter for
News since 1974.
Ms. Gregory was the featured
er at this year's Max Rosenn
Series in Law and HumanThe series began in 1981, in
ition of the Honorable Max
n, sponsored by his former
clerks, friends, and family.
eRosenn has been serving the
of Pennsylvania for the past
years on the U.S. Court of

s.

the three year
of the Imperial
~ you going to

,r another a
·ou are a tru
,;ay.
Jose

I Crash •••

Ms. Gregory was educated at
· College, and graduated with
sinEnglish and Psychology.
ABC correspondent Bettina Gregory relates her
· ent Breiseth noted that she
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' Gregory has been the Senior
She claims there is a
For
example,
if
the
Assignment Correspondent ment
ABC News since 1980. She has "natural tension between the press, government does not want the press
as a reporter on the Chal- the First Amendment, and the to give a great deal of coverage to
something, it will schedule a press
investigation, the Chernobyl government"
To illustrate this Ms. Gregory conference at 5:00 or 5:30 p.m.,
accident, the Three Mile
incident, and many other cited examples from her own knowing that the reporters have a
experiences. She noted that the deadline of 6:00. This, of course,
'onally important matters.
US
government has the unique prevents the press from asking any
As part of her regular duties,
Gregory was the White House ability to control any information in-depth questions, and thus, prespondent from 1979-1980, as that it chooses by controlling the vents them from covering the topic
as
Military
Affairs sources by which the reporter gets completely.
Conversely, if the government
ndent and the Federal the information, the atmosphere in
tory Agencies Correspon- which the reporter recieves the wants something to get sufficient
In short, Ms. Gregory has information, and the timing of the coverage, it will release the inforexperience dealing with the US release of the information. These mation at 9:00 or 10:00 in the
ment and its relationship to aspects, although not directly morning. This gives the reporters
violating the First Amendment, con- enough time to delve into the
JICSS,
Ms. Gregory spoke of the tribute to the problems that the material and get many different
Continued p. 10
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Aries-Don't be too confident that you finally got your
life back into order. If you're not careful, you may be
in hot water again sooner than you think... or at least
lukewarm water.

Taurus-Take a trip this weekend with someone
special. It's been ages since you've spent time alone
together. It is just what you need to rejuvenate a
sagging romance.
Gemini-Forget about relaxing over spring break.
You will need the time to catch up on assignments
that are long overdue. Next semester, try to get
things in on time!

Cancer-Time is runni ng out for you. It's almost the
end of the semeste r. You had better go ahead and
make your move with that special "friend" before
someone else grabs him/her.
Leo-Get some sleep. You're starting to lose touch
with reality and your friends are starting to think you
need psychiatric help. Take a break before you burn
yourself out.
Virgo-Watch out for a Scorpio that shows up on your
doorst~p this week. He/she may want to persuade
you to do something you don't want to do. You are
not as tough as you think you are.

Libra-Be careful, or you'll cut off all your friends with
your back-stabbing words. Your sweet little smile
doesn't work.when poison drips from your teeth.
Scorpio-Stop being a hypocrite and judging people.
Your friends are starting to get irritated. Take a look
at yourself before you talk about others. You'll
probably be surprised at the results.

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t goal and now.it's with in your reach. Don't give up! It
t wi ll be yours before you know it. It will definitely be
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Capricorn-Spend a little time thinking about your
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You might want to change some of those
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t unexpected trip that will come up in August.
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t care at all wants you back at any cost. Don't fight it.
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PAGE EIGIIT

WCLH spotli2ht

Nightsounds &amp; Andy Sunday Ja
by Lorri Steinbacher

It's Sunday night. You're sitting at your desk, trying as hard as
you can to study for that huge bio
test tomorrow. Instead of the comforting silence of peace and quiet,
you are confronted with the loud,
· pounding noise of someone else's
radio, or the violent yelling of two
roommates down the hall. Why
can't everyone just be quiet?
You turn on your radio,
hoping to find some soothing
music to put you in a studying
mood. Instead, you find that it's
heavy metal night on practically
every radio station you turn to. As
you twist the dial toward the left
end of the radio, you suddenly hear
a DJ announce, "Hello, I'm Andy;
and welcome to Nightsounds."
If you
do
hear
this
introduction, you have chanced
upon one of the more refreshing
shows on WCLH this semester.
Nightsounds features the best in
jazz, including fusion, New-age,
and some traditional jazz. The DJ/
host of Nightsounds is Andy
Morrell, a junior communications
major from Kingston who lives on
campus in Evans Hall.
With pop music flooding the
air waves, why would anyone decide
to do a jazz show? Says Andy,
"Jazz is definitely an alternative. It
is peaceful music--just man and his
instrument, as opposed to just
noise. They [jazz artists] are excellent musicians." Andy prefers jazz
music because it is "intricate and

involved. Jazz harbors some of the
although it cannot be categorized. "
most talented musicians in the
The label features music that creates
a mental atmosphere. Some titles,
world."
..;uch as Rain or Painoscapes, indiFor those of you not familiar
with jazz, the three basic types of
jazz music that Andy plays on his
show are fusion, new age, and
traditional jazz. Fusion is basically
jazz-rock crossover music. Most
likely, you have heard some of this
music at one time or another.
Traditional jazz music include the
classic artists, the oldies but the
goodies.
This music is very
improvisational. Perhaps the more
complex type of jazz is New-age.
New age music is "usually acoustic
and instrumental. It is music that
evokes atmospheric and emotional
effects. The music is usually written about an environment instead of
about a person or feeling," explains
Andy. "You can even trace it back
to classical music. At one point '
New-age was called nee-classical."
In addition to being raised on
jazz music, Andy cites his other
reasons for his love of jazz,"Jazz is
easily my favorite music in the cate this. Andy also plays a lot of
world. It is very expressionistic fusion. He describes this music as,
and probably one of the widest areas "highly energetic with excellent
of music.
There are a lot of rhythm sections(drums and bass)
that provide a solid down beat.
feelings and emotions in it."
Some of the artists you are Andy stressed a major difference belikely to hear on Andy's Sunday tween the jazz that he plays on the
night show include, Michael show and pop music. "Jazz is
[listened to] for the music instead of
Hedges, a steel string guitarist;
Scott Cossu and Philip Aaberg,
both pianists; Alex Di Grassi, a
guitarist; or Shadowfax.
"My
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was a neat medium," relates Andy.
He got a chance to talk to a DJ and
started right before Christmas
break. Andy sees that WCLH will
help him in his future aspirations.
Andy says, "Radio is the field that I
want to go into. WCLH spawned
that interest."
He wants to be
involved in anything dealing with

music. Andy is also
plished drummer and
see how far my dru
me."
He also feels that
helped
him
improvisational skills.
how to improvise on the
learn organization . . .
how to speak," he says.
the most important thi
learned in his expcric
station, is that a DJ has
to people, not at them.
to learn how to speak to
audience] like they're
friends."
In additon to pla
drums, Andy's other in
"sedentary interests,"
quiet, Cascade mountain
at road atlases, and a
actress. Andy is also in
other activites on camp
chairman of the Coffceh
mittee of the Programm·
(yes, he is responsible
great shows!), an RA ·
Hall, and he has contrib
of his orginal material
Manuscript. Andy is al. o
to be inventory director at
In addition to his jazz
which airs Sunday from

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Three members of the Wilkes
Speech/Debate Union recently completed their regular traveling season
with an impressive fourth place
team award at the Cumberland Valley Forensic Tournament.
The
event was hosted and sponsored by
Shippensburg University, Shippensburg, Pennsylvania.
For two and a half days of
competition, the Wilkes Public
Speakers competed against twelve
schools from Virginia, New York,
West Virginia, New Jersey, Delaware,
and
Pennsylvania.
In addition to the team award,
each member of the Wilkes squad
picked up individual awards.
Andrea Kocerha won a 4th place
trophy for her program in the area
of impromptu interpretation. Jeff
Eline won a 4th place award in the
area of salesmanship, keeping alive
the 23 consecutive tournaments that
Wilkes has entered salesmanship
competition and has placed . an
individual in the top six of that
event.
However, it was the rhetoric_a l

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Wilkes to add an additional two
trophies to its massive collection of
hardware. Brain won third place
honors
in
the
Speech
of
Entertainment--commonly
called
the After-dinner Speech.
He rounded out his victories
with an impressive 2nd place
trophy in the difficult competition
known as Demographic Exhortative
Rhetoric.
In this type of
competition, the individual picks an
absurd topic and develops it into a
ten minute logical and persuasive
speech.
With the conclusion of the
regular season, the members of
"Kinney's Kids" are now ready to
travel to the National Speech
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important thin
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ming Arts. Pictured above are two of the performers who lent their talents
production. This was the final collaboration between the two schools this
r. You'll have to wait until next year to catch another performance of the
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For the week of March 29-April 5,
1987
1. U2 ............................................ ............... Bullet the Blue Sky
2. REM ...................................................................... .I Believe
3. U2 ......................................................... With Or Without You
4. The Cure........................................................Let's Go To Bed
5. Bob Geldof.. ..............................................Love Like A Rocket
6. Big Dish ............................. ............................. ...... Swimmer
7. Pete Townshend ......................... .................You Better You Bet
8. XTC ......................................................... Surrlmer's Cauldron
9. Oingo Boingo ................. ................................... Not My Slave
10. Eric Clapton ............................................. .... Tearing Us Apart
11. Scruffy the Cat.. ..................................... .40 Days &amp; 40 Nights
12. Pseudo Echo ................................................ Living in a Dream
13. Julian Cope .......................................................... Trampoline
14. David Bowie................................................... Day In Day Out
15. Deep Purple ............................... .................... Call of the Wild
16. General Public ................................................. ... Come Again
17. Cutting Crew ................................................ Don't Look Back
18. Lone Justice .............. .............. ............ ....................... Shelter
19. The Lyres ................................................ How Do You Know?
20. The Connelly ....................................................... Darker Days
21. Del Fuegos ............................................................Long Slide
22. Kansas ............................................................... All I Wanted
23. Gene Loves Jezebel.. ..................................................... Desire
24. White Snake ................................................. Still of the Night
25. R·obert Cray Band .................'. .................................. The Score
26. Flesh for Lulu ...................................................... .1 Go Crazy
27. The Cult. ......................... ................... Love Removal Machine
28. Alan Parsons .................................. Standing on Higher Ground
29. Lick the Tin ....................................Can't Help Falling in Love
30. Concrete Blonde .......................................... Still in Hollywood
31. Kate Bush/Peter Gabriel... ................................... Don't Give Up
32. Kraftwerk .................. ...... .................... ............Telephone Call
33. Billy Bragg .............................................................. .ldeo-Iogy
34. Synch .......................................................... Only in the Night
35. Steve Winwood ...................................... .............. Finer Things

Cereal serial

Some thoughts on breakfast
by Lee Morrell

etc.

PAGE NINE

The alarm goes off at exactly
7:31 a.m. The best part of the
morning is upon us. That's right,
breakfast is ready. There are probably many of you out there who
don't feel like a human being without having those slices of French
toast, or two scrambled eggs, or a
large stack of pancakes. Then,
there are the true breakfast aficionados like me who just don't feel
right without that bowl or two of
sugar-coated empty lumps of puffed
air and milk every morning. There
. is no breakfast like the breakfast
with more sugar in it than your
average dessert.
Recently, L began my independent research on sugar-coated
. cereals. I started out slowly with
Honey-Nut Cheerios. Really, considering the sugar content of this
cereal, I really shouldn't count it
but it does have some sugar, so I
included it. As for their advertising, the Cheerios people were
right, you can't sink those buggers.
You really can't eat them, either.
Well, maybe once in a while, like
oatmeal, but they are far too
civilized for me.

Next came Lucky Charms. mercials claim to be "orangey
Just looking at this cereal shows orange, lemony lemon, and new
you that it is different. There are grapity grape." What happened to
blue diamonds, pink hearts, yellow cherry? That flavor sold the cereal
moons, green clovers, orange stars, from the beginning, don't desert it
purple horseshoes, and all new now.
swirled whales. All this, plus three
Finally, this past week I tested
different shapes of sugar-coated oat one of the newest cereals on the
cereal. Now this is variety. Not market. That's right, it's Circus
only do you get variety but you Fun right here in my bowl, and I'm
also get a free Charm's blow pop. going to want to come flying for
What a bargain! This is the stuff horses, hoops, balls, bears, elethat fun breakfasts are made of.
phants, lions; and ALL NEW
Next, I began research on tigers. It's an interesting concept,
chocolate cereals and \Vent koo-koo but the cereal is new. It's so new,
for Cocoa Puffs. This is a break- in fact, that they haven't even
fast favorite of mine. This cereal begun including prizes in the cereal.
has better special effects than the Therefore, I will reserve my final
sound effects of Rice Krispies. judgment until they do, but I have a
You pour the Cocoa Puffs into good feeling for this cereal.
milk and your plain, white vitamin
I am far from done with my
D milk is miraculously transformed research. As long as new cereals
into delicious chocolate milk.
keep coming out and breakfast
Pretty special, huh? Not only that, remains the most important meal,
but the special prize was a pack of I'll keep testing. For now, though,
Popeye "spinach bubble gum"--a my findings have led me to believe
classic prize.
that the top dog in the cereal market
The fabulous fruit flavors of
is . . .Frosted Lucky Charms.
Trix was the next step in my
They're magically delicious.
I
research. Although the cereal itself
recommend them highly for a
is fantastic (kind of like fruit loops
balanced breakfast.
without holes), I have a major gripe
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April 9, 1987

Nightsounds

Amendment

Continued from p. 8

Continued from p. 7

Andy has a regular New Music
show from 1-3 p.m. on Fridays.
Andy stands behind the concept _o f a college radio station,
especially WCLH, all the way. He
says, "I think that people should
listen to their college radio station
and hear the voice of their peers.
WCLH is the best kept secret and
one of the strongest mediums on
campus. [We] reach almost one
million people." In addition to his
own show, Andy feels it is
worthwhile to tune in to WCLH,
any time between 7 a.m. and
midnight for a New Music experience.
So if you're looking for a little
peace and quiet on Sundays, or are
just looking to be exposed to a
different type of music than you're
used to, make Nightsounds--and
Andy--a part of your weekly ·
schedule.

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Continued from p. 2
to commend and honor the majority
of Wilkes students who possess and
practice social competence. We
welcome any comments and ideas
related to this or any topic of
concern. Further we recommend
that each individual on campus care-fully review and condone the i - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - J
following "Marks of An Educated
Man or Woman" as formulated and
adopted by the Wilkes College
faculty and which are published in
the yearly bulletin:
The Grim Reapers and Melayu Underdogs
9-27
are in a battle for league leadership. Broad St Bullies
9-27
An Educated Man or Woman:
The Grim Reapers lead Division A
with a 28-8 record, while Melayu is
:QIVIOSIQN B
-- seeks truth, for without on top of Division B with the same Melayu
28-8
th there can be no understanding;
28-8 record.
Rat Pack
24-12
-- possesses vision, for we
On the other side of the scale, Hakky Pakk
22-14
ow that vision precedes all great the Underdogs and the Broad St. Jerry's Kids
20-16
ttainments;
Bullies are battling for the cellar The Spares
18-18
-- is aware of the diversity of with 9-27 records.
Lucky Strikes
16-20
ideas and beliefs that exist among
For the men, Walt Grodzki had F.M.R.
16-20
all people;
the high series honors with a 592 The B&amp;J Super Bowlers
16-20
-- has faith in the power of score. Lynn Narvsewicz rolled a O.M. Tall Gals
16-20
ideals to shape the lives of each of 501 series to lead the ladies.
us;
The
complete
division
High wnes and series
knows that mankind's standings are, as follows;
Walt Grodzlci
204, 226,592
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progress requires intellectual vigor,
Howie Knorr
217,589
moral courage, and physical
DMSIQN A
Len Witczak
226,574
endurance;
Grim Reapers
28-8
Jirn Consugar
551
-- cultivates inner resources W.A.S.
24-12
Rick Santasania
225, 520
and spiritual strength, . for they O.M. Tall Boys
23-13
Marty Wojcik
202,532
enrich our daily living and sustain Miller Lite All-Stars
22-14
Bob Leo
202, 528
us in times of crisis;
Return of the Boneheads
18-18
-- has ethical standards by G-Spots
18-18
Lynn Narvsewicz
182,501
which to live;
Team Banzai
15-21
171,471
respects the religious Four Horsemen
14-22 Jess Holm
convictions of all people;
t-W=-a_n_z_o_r_,_C_o_n_t_fro_m_pg_.1-1---~W~ilk~es-.---------~
-- participates constructively in
"I know I'm not the fastest
the social, economic, cultural, and
Frank's dad, Edward, must
.
guy on the team. Most people told
have sparked hIS
political life ofthe community;.
son's curiosity
me I couldn't do it, but my father
bout
F
ank
ould
-- communicates ideas in a
a
soccer. r
w
go on to
· •'-· l
told me I could do whatever I
manner that assures understanding
wm uuee varsity etters in high
wanted
to. All I had to do was
hool
ti
and
unites us all in our search for truth.
sc
our more at Wilkes.
"Coach Wingert really helped work at it," said the four-year starter
me a lot when i was looking at and three year captain.
Wilkes. He gave me alot of
Frank has applied this advice
personal attention, " Frank said.
to school as well as to sports. After
Sincerely,
Frank
caught
everyone's completing a successful internship,
The Student Life
attention when he attained All- he has earned a position with one of
Committee of Wilkes College
Middle Atlantic Conference status the "Big Eight" accounting firms in
three years in a row as well as when New Yorlc. Frank is sure to win
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Bowling club

Tower Commission released its
report on the Iran/Contra scandal,
they released it early in the
morning. By releasing the information early, the commission gave
the press extra time to get the
reactions of everyone involoved.
No, this move is not a direct
assault on the press' freedom of
speech, but it certainly does have an
effect on the way the news will be
presented.
According to Gregory, the
Reagan Adminstration is one of the
most inaccessible in the recent
history of the presidency.
Even
the Nixon Adminstration, during
the Watergate scandal, was more
accessible. The problem of an
inaccesible
president
also
complicates the job of the reporter.
If the press cannot reach the
president, the press must get their
information ·from another source.
Getting information from a source
can tarnish a reporter's credibility,
and in this way further interefere
with the reporting of the news.
This is another indirect way the
dimensions to the story.
Ms. Gregory illustrated a good

Have

a

and an

Happy

example of this type of
early press conference.
government has of con
effectiveness of the
Even the White H
may at times have legi ·
sons for withholding or
certain information, cro
der of propriety. As a
point, Gregory cited
practice of "selective
That is, Reagan's policy
answering those questions
chooses, and simply
"Oh ... I'm sorry I can't
to questions he does not
answer.
Through her ·
speech, Ms. Gregory was
make us more aware of tho
that the First Amendment
in.
She has experi
"danger" first hand and
consequences if, for e
practicelikedis-information
ganda, pure and simple,"
becomes widespread. Ms.
brought to Wilkes a taste
intriguing practices that go
hind closed doors in
government, leaving us,
considerably disquieted, thi

Easter/

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the
me certain honors
and recognition
. In Divisio
All-American bi
ID any program.
had two wrestlers

John Reese feels
two All-Amer
sending a messai
·ts. "It proves to
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April 9, 1987

lhis type of
conference.

rmation, crosses
,priety. As a
egory cited
,f "selective
.e agan's policy
those questions
and simply
sorry I can't
ns he does not
rhrough her
ls. Gregory
nore aware of
'irst Amend
: has ex
first hand an

ere and simple,"
widespread. Ms.
:o Wilkes a taste
; practices that go
sed doors in

iller . Mejias
t the standard
There are certain honors that
iwestige and recognition to a
program. In Division I
g, an All-American brings
to any progrllffi.
ilkes had two wrestlers who
All-American status and it
'ght pay dividends· in the

h John Reese feels that
ing two All-Americans
is sending a message to
recruits. "It proves to kids
ydon't have to go to a big
to become an All-American.
can come here, get a good
· , and compete with the
1restlers in the country,"

Coach Reese.
Wilkes is among the
Division I wrestling
it doesn't always get the
name wrestlers.
More
y it recruits the type of
who hasn't quite reached his
· yet, but who really wants
prime examples of this

terl

is Mejias and Andre
Neither were highly
out of high school, but
made themselves into All-

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Dennis, becoming an Allwas the culmination of a
md work and sacrifice. "As
it was all over, it was a
· f, because you put a lot of
ilro a sport and you're

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Miller.
When you compete in a sport,
you want to leave fulfilled. Andre
Miller has no regrets about his
wrestling career. 'Tm thankful I'm
able to leave this sport fulfilling
my goals. I wanted to be number
one, but I thank God that I can
walk out of this sport and take
something with me that nobody can
ever take away from me," continued
Miller.
So, another year of wrestling
is over and it has left some great
memories behind. Dennis, . Andre,
and also Craig Rome, who came
just one match away from AllAmerican status, have set a high
standard for future wrestlers, a
standard that insures future success.

rank Wanzo
•
winner
ith all the negative things
said about young men and
it's nice to hear something
once in awhile.
Wanzor, a senior at
is a soccer and baseball
but more importantly, he
1J.37 GPA and is a leading
for Academic All-

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Bike

drained," offered Mejias.
Dennis still has another year
to build on his achievement, but he
feels that this year will help in
preparing for next year. "Being an
All-American will definately help
me train harder during this off
season, because I'm not satisfyed
until I am the best that I can be,"
added Mejias.
Andre
Miller
will
be
remembered as one of the greatest
wrestlers in Wilkes College
history. He has shown what hard
work and determination can
accomplish.
Becoming an All-American
was the final chapter in a great
career for · Aridre. "I wanted my
family, peers, and coach to know
that I've worked 100%," remarked

came to Wilkes after
Mater Dei High School in
wn, New Jersey. He chose
because he felt, "academic
)l)U can't beat it." Also,
liked the area and the
touch that a small college,
Wilkes, could provide.
· two sport athlete/high
honor student was looking
ege that met his academic
1.1 his

sports standards.

gh Frank played varsity
for four years at Mater Dei,
intention of playing

"My friends got on my case
until finally I thought, why not?
I'll try it for one year," said
Wanzor.
Frank's freshman year would
turn out to be the year that Wilkes
swept Juniata and Dickinson in the
final games to crown the Colonels
as conference champs.
"We had to win and the whole
team just pulled together," offered
Frank.
Frank says he11 nevt'J: forget
that moment or the great coach that
led them to the championship.
"Coach Duliba is one of the
greatest coaches I've ever played
under," said Frank.
As an interesting side note,
Frank's mom, Lois, started off his
interest in baseball.
·
"My dad travelled a lot with
the Navy, so he wasn't home much.
My mom taught me how to play
baseball while my dad was away.
When my dad was home, he got me
interested in soccer and volleyball,"
Frank noted.
Cont onpg. 10

Rugby can somtimes be a struggle as the Breakers learned this weekend

1-- - - -- --------------------- -- - -- - -- -- - -

Breakers lose two
to the Hibernians
by Dave Serino
On Saturday, the Breakt'J:S
hosted the Hibernian Rugy Club on
a wet and muddy pitch. The
outcome of the game was as
gloomy as the weather for the
Breakers.
The Hibernians took the A
side contest 6-0 and went on to a 144 victory in B side competition.
The start of the A side game
was delayed about a half-hour
because of a heavy downpour, but
the delay didn't help the Breakers at
all.
When the opening kick was
received by the Hibernians, it was
raining hardt'J: than during the delay.
Because of the driving rain the field
was . in very poor condition. This
made play extremely tough. ·Ball
movement was difficult and any
points put on the board would be
very important.
Halfway through the first
period, the Hibernians brought the
ball deep into W ilkes-Barre territory
with some accurate and timely
passing. Within minutes the
Hibernians were about to score the
game's only tri.
A Hibernian back rumbled into
the tri zone for the game's first
points. The conversion was good.
As the whistle blew to end the first
half, the score stood at 6-0 in favor
of the Hibernians
In the ~nd half, the sun

In B side action, the results .
were j ust as gloomy for the
Breakers. The Hibernians broke out
to an early 8-0 first-half lead on
some good scrum play.
The Hibernians controlled the
ball through the first half and the
Breakers were held scoreless.
In the second half tht'J:e was
much of the same results for the
Breakers. The Hibernians scored
early to make the score 14-0. They
continued to control the ball. As
the game was nearing the end, it
looked like another shutout for the

Trivia Corner-----------------•
by Lee S. Morrell
Another repeat winner, ho-hum. Maybe aftt'J: break we will have a
new winner. Until then, a sincere congratulations to Coach Duliba, oh
uh, I mean Don Shaw. Don correctly answered last week's questions by
· stating that Happy Chandler was the baseball commissiont'J: at the time
of the landmark signing of Jackie RobinsoQ in 1947. Don also told us
that the only National League team to fall prey to a Nolan Ryan nohitter was the Los Angeles Dodgers.
The season is now in full swing. You11 hear the cry of the umpire,
"YOUR OUT," the cry of the players, "YOUR BLIND," and the cry of
George Steinbrenner, "YOUR FIRED." Also, get ready for the old
classic, "This Week in Baseball" with everyone's favorite, Mel Allen.
That's right, more baseball, but this time, a real challenge.

QUESTION # 1

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I
I
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hung I
field I
ball I
both I

came out but the clouds still
over the Breakers. . Sloppy
conditions added to poor
movement on the part of
teams and the game ended with the
score 6-0 in favor of the
Hibernians.

Hibernians.
Then came scrum half, Andy
Harris out of the pack for the
Breakers. He broke loose and
scrambled about fifty yards,
untouched, for Wilkes-Barre's only
score of the day. The conversion
kick was no good and the game
ended with the score 14-4 in favor
of the Hibernians.
The A side is now 1-3 and the
B side is 2-2. This week the
Breakers travel to Lancaster. They
will be home again on May 2 to
host the Lighthouse Rugby Club.

. What player-manager led the Cleveland Indians to a World Series
victory at the age of '19?

OUESpPN # 2

Who, m 1970, was the first playt'J: selected to an All-Star game
starting lineup as a write-in choice by the fans?

II
I

.

Good luck _to all of you who try to answu thIS week. We truly
hope these quest10ns are not too hard for you. We would hate for you to
have to call, say, a baseball coach for the answers. "The greater the
~!fficulty, ~e greater the glory."- Cicero from De ~ciis. For $5.00
its worth It Contact us here at The Beacon on the third floor of the
S.U.B. or call at ext 379.

�Wilkes College

Vol. XXXIX

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 22

18766

April 9, 1987

Colonel
of the week

Salsberg fans 13 to
beat Scranton
by Jim Pyrah
The weather played havoc on
the Colonels' baseball schedule this
week. The rains let up just enough
to allow a doubleheader with
Scranton. Wilkes took advantage of
the opportunity and earned a split
with the Royals.

Wilkes
Scranton

Ericka Oswald

Don Shaw fell to 1-2 as he
took the loss for Wilkes. Reliever
Dave Nargoski also had a poor
outing. He gave up several runs
including a grand slam.
Catcher Bill Harries was 2 for
3 in the loss.

Wilkes
Scranton

7

4

2

16

Willces came out strong in the
first inning taking an early 2-0 lead
on a home run by slugger Joe
Ranieli. Ranieli has emerged as the
man with the big bat for Coach bob
Duliba. He has 4 home runs so far
this year.
Unfortunately, that was to be
the only scoring for Wilkes.
Scranton soon gained the lead as
they scored three runs in the second
inning and five runs in each of the

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Some people say that you can
spot a true champion by the way
they come back from a loss.
The Colonels bounced right
back from
the embarrassing
thumping in the first game by
rallying for a 7-4 win in the second
game.
Tom Salsburg showed why he
is one of the best in the league. He
struck out 13 batter on his way to
his second win against one loss.
Salsberg did not give up a hit until
the fifth inning. He now has 39

Eric Price all had hits 10
Colonels in the seventh
rally. Brian Gorski also c
a walk to the big inning.
Ranieli delivered a 2
single and Eric Price, a
Wyoming Valley High
MVP award winner,
mammoth two run hornet 10 •
game for Willces.
Brian Gorski was 2 f&lt;r 3
Ranieli went 2 for 4 for Wi
Willces is now 5-5 on the
The weather has cause.cl
scheduled games to be pos
cancelled altogether. Wilkel
manage to travel 10
yesterday for a doubleheader.
will carry comlete game
The game had an
tmish as Scranton pulled
in the top of the seventh.
responded with a 5- run
inning to win the game.
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out there?
If you got caught up in all of
the excitement of the HaglerLeonard title fight or if you just
want to take the frustrations of the
semester out on someone, then we
have just the thing for you.
The 8th Annual George S.
Elliot Boxing Tournament to
benefit the George S. Elliot
Memorial Scholarship Fund will be

held the week that we return from
Spring Break.
For
information
about
competing in the event you must
contact either Craig Covell at 8266098 or Bill Kem at ext. 123. You
must get in touch with them
BEFORE break if you want to enter
the tournament.

by Kathy Harris
Rain played a major role in
this week's softball action. All but
three games were rained out and
only two of those games were
rescheduled.
Despite
this,
the
Lady
Colonels upped their record to 2-7.
The lone win of the week was a
shutout of King's, 10-0. The game
featured a fine pitching performance
by Ericka Oswald. The Ladies also
dropped a double header to
Elizabethtown.

Wilkes
Elizabethtown

1
3

Elizabethtown scored only one

earned run in the first game of this
Jacque Caldwell gave up
doubleheader. The other two runs three hits in the winning
were both unearned.
Ericka Oswald suffered the
Lisa McDonald pitched a three Wilkes.
hitter and struck out five for the
win. Lisa Bair hit a double for
Wilkes
Elizabethtown.
King's
Jen Bodnar only gave up one
run in the losing effort for Wilkes.
Ericka Oswald pitched a
She pitched a four hitter for the hitter in a stunning perfonn
Lady Colonels.
Thursday. Ericka also scored
and had two RBl's in the win.
Wilkes
1
Jen Bodnar, Jill ~
Elizabethtown
4
Melissa Kennedy, Margo S
and Nikki Saporito all contri
Three Wilkes errors in the RBI's to help the winning cause.
fourth allowed Elizabethtown to
Willces scored six runs ia
score four runs in the second game fourth and three in the seven~
of
the
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to S
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22
), 1987

rre

A 187

What is
Security's job?
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

&gt;ig innin
delivered

:nc Price
alley Hi
winner,
&gt; run

horn

~ now 5, has
nes tobe
ogether.
travel
a doubl
omlete

basks in the glow of achievement at last Thursday's student

me had
lllton pull
f the sev
1ith a 51 the game.
iColbiclca,

ior, Joe

Is
's
Caldwell gave up
the winning
Id suffered the
1

s
Oswald pitc
wming perf
ricka also
RBI's in the
odnar, Jill
medy, Marg
:aporito all
&gt; the winning
scored six
hree in the
cher Bonnie

10
0

Some of the buildings around
will look different next fall
use several administrative offincluding the Student Affairs
and the Health Services
will be moving over the
:ner. To accomplish these
:es, Hollenback Hall, a wornresidence hall, · will be conto an office building.
Dean of Student e-.ffairs Jane
pe-Groh explained the moves.
--The Student Affairs Office
be moved from Weckesser Hall
lhe front suite of rooms on the
dfloor of the Student Center.
--The Health Services Office,
uding Campus Counseling and
First Aid Squad, will move
the second floor of the .Student
ter to the first floor of
lenback. This was planned,
~ned Lampe-Groh, so that
ent lounges and the widescreen
room can be moved into the
currently occupied by Health
ices.
--Testing Services, under Dr.
ph Kanner, and the Cooperative
cation Office, under Cheryl
will also move to

Hollenback "in an attempt to
centralize some student services,"
said Lampe-Groh.
The Co-op
Office, now on the third floor of the
Alumni House, will be converted
for use in the annual Phonathon.
--The Health Sciences Office,
un~er Dr. Ralph Rozelle, will be
located in Hollenback next year
instead of the suite of rooms it now
occupies in Evans Hall. That set of
rooms in Evans will be converted
into an apartment for an Assistant
Director of Residence Life in order
"to get an adult presence into that
dorm," said Lampe-Groh.
Another set of rooms in
Pickering Hall will be converted to
an apartment for a second Assistant
Director of Residence Life. LampeGroh explained that because Sue
Tomalis, cmTent Assistant Director
of Residence Life, will leave
Wilkes to attend Dickinson Law
School, two new assistant directors
will be hired. According to LampeGroh, tile College has already
begun aC: vertising to fill these
positions.
Tomalis' apartment above
McClintock Hall will be converted
into student rooms for the fall

Continued on p. 5

Students drink on
dike, seen by police

tudent deans move
nto Student Center
byElizabeth Mazzullo

In the wake of several events
that have occurred on campus this
semester, most notably the incident
involvi ng Marc Graves, many
people have been asking, "What
docs Security do on campus?"
Many also wonder if the guards,
many of whom are older, could be
very effective in crisis situations.
Currently, the Security Office
in Stark Lobby is manned from 9
p.m. to 9 a.m. Monday through
Thursday and 24 hours a day on
weekends, beginning Friday at 9
p.m . Eight to ten guards make up
the security force. A guard is on
duty in Pickering Hall from
midnight to 6 a.m. every night;
guards are also stationed in Miner
Hall and Evans Hall from 2 a.m. to
7 a.m. each night.
These are,
according to security guard Tom

Donahue, the only buildings with
guards stationed in them.
"Two auxiliary guards outside
are supposed to check all the
buildings, make sure things are
locked, and if they're not, they call
me [at the Security Office] and I
send maintenance to lock them up,"
Donahue said.
He explained that
the two guards cover two "zones"-from McClintock to Kirby Hall and
from Kirby to Barre Hall.
He added that the purpose of
having guards patrol the campus is
mainly "psychological--to have a
presence out there."
"There's always somebody
manning a phone," Donahue noted,
explaining that Security can be
reached either at the Office, ext.
399, or at the desk in Pickering,
ext. 473.
The ability of Security to

Target date for the move is
June 25, according to Lampe-Groh.
Student Center hours should
not be changed, according to LampeGroh, and student leaders will still
be able to get into their offices
when the Student. Center is closed.
Only one student office will be
affected by the move--the Accounting and Business Club Office,
which will move to the First Aid
Squad Room .
The widescreen TV room and
the student lounges will be moved
to the rear of the second floor. New
furniture was purchased for the
lounges earlier this year, andLampeGroh said she also wanted to get
curtains and pictures for the walls.
Lampe-Groh thinks several
"plusses" will result from the move
of the Student Affairs Office to the
Student Center.
"We'll have closer physical
proximity to student offices," she
said. "I personally would hope that
students would continue to use
Weckesser for meetings because I
feel it's important for them to be in
that building."
The layout of the rooms in the

Continued on p. 3

by Elizabeth Mazzullo
A group of students were
involved in an incident with the
police last week for drinking on the
River Commons and for having a
keg of beer "hidden" on the
opposite side of the dike, according
to Dean of Student Affairs Jane
Lampe-Groh.
Lampe-Groh said she didn't
know who was responsible for the
incident. "Somebody decided that
the way to cool off was to get
beer," she said.
Lampe-Groh explained what
happened last Tuesday. - She said
that the policeman who came on
duty at 3 p.m. drove down River
Street and saw a line of cars parked
outside Sterling Hall and a group of
students with cups in their hands
standing on the Commons.
A
patrolman was then sent to Kirby
Park; he could "clearly" see the keg
from there, she said. The police
next sent a patrol car along the dirt
road behind the dike.
Lampe-Groh noted, "It is my
belief that the Wilkes-Barre City
Police had an undercover agent who
was at the gathering for the better
part of an hour."

Lampe-Groh said she received
a phone call from the College at
approximately 6 p.m. last Tuesday
to the effect that four cars were
parked on the sidewalk outside
Sterling and that "kids were
drinking beer" on the Commons.

Continued on p. 4

�PAGE TWO

April 30, 1987

A Letter from the President

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•
These are the memories
that college is made of
The end of the spring semester is a busy time for all.
There are papers to be written .... and papers to be graded.
Last month's project needs to be finished before it reappears
as an incomplete on the grade report. It seems that we are
sometimes so busy with other matters that we don't have
time to think.
For the graduating seniors the end of the year crunch
will mark the end of our career as undergraduate college
students. It's important, however for us to find some time
before, during, or after finals to reflect on our years here at
Wilkes.
·
The College has undergone a number of changes in the
past year or two--some positive, some negative. The Black
Students Coalition was formed on campus to act as a support
group for black students. A peer counseling group has been
established so that students can talk to students about
problems. Physically, the Stark Lobby received a face lift
creating a bright new congregation area for students. The
Programming Board greatly increased the number of
activities available on campus. All of these changes either
affect students or are brought about by students.
·
Seniors can ,now enjoy.the perspective of being at the
end of the road and looking back at all we've accomplished
and all we've done. The most outstanding memories for us
will undoubtedly be the time spent outside of the classroom-the extra time making posters for the comedy show,
organizing the club trip to New York, serving on a
student/faculty committee responsible for making decisions,
or writing that weekly editorial. These are the memories that
college is made of.
.
The activities in which students are involved become a
part of the college as well as part of the individual student.
Next year, or the year after, or whenever those who graduate
return to Wilkes the connection between the the student and
the College will still be here. Even if Stark Lobby becomes
classrooms, the memory of the coffeehouse you helped
organize will still be there.
·
We seniors who are at the end of our college career
cannot bring back lost time. But next year's graduates and
the graduates of the future can begin to make the memories
now by getting involved in campus activities and shaping the
direction of the College before commencement day.

-m;ui 1!Lltacon
VOL. XXXIX No. 23 April 30, 1987
Editor-in-chief.. ....................................................... Pamela K. Jones
News Editor.........................................................Elizabeth Mazzullo
Feature Editors ...................................................... Lorri Steinbacher
...................................................... Michelle Munday
Sports Editor............. ...... ................................................ Jim Pyrah
Copy Editor ........................................................ Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editors ... ................................................. Murnal Abate
...................................................... Lisa Miller
Staff Photographer........................................................ Bruce Alexis
Advertising Manager ................................................._.Mark Shedlock
Business Manager ......... :...........................................:J~el Fomaloni
Distribution Manager.......................................... ...........Joe Bauman
Advisor ...... ................ ......... .. ......................... .. ........ .... Tom Bigler·
Contributing ·Writers: Lee S. Morrell, Q Jane Circa, John Cusatis,
Kathy Harris, John Gordon, Bill Barber, Korrie Everett, Dave Serino.

· Dear Students,
As we all prepare for the end of the 1986-87 academic year and the adventures ahead, I want to
upon some developments at Wilkes over the past year. Now near the end of my third year as presided,
sense the growing strength of the College in almost every area.
The new administrative organization has given sharper focus to our curriculum, including the ex ·
discussions over a revised core curriculum. Faculty are working together ever more effectively to prepare
these changes even as they are committing themselves individually to professional development acti ·
linked to the curricular needs of Wilkes. This collaboration is taking place within departments and be
departments and schools. The interdisciplinary perspectives we have been working to foster in our slll
are being demonstrated among the faculty.
Recent statewide appointments suggest the growing recognition of Wilkes' educational leadership
colleagues elsewhere in the Commonwealth. Dr. Umid Nejib, Dean of the School of Engineering
Physical Sciences, has been elected President of the Association of Engineering Colleges of Pennsyl
while Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy, Dean of Graduate Studies and Continuing Education, has been elected
of the Pennsylvania Association of Graduate Schools. I have been named to a state task force to
strengthen the preparation of teachers and the profession of teaching itself in Pennsylvania in light of
recent Carnegie Commission report on teaching. A national conference on teaching was held at Wilkes
this month bringing school and college representatives together to discuss the Carnegie report. Frtd
Hechinger, education specialist on the New York Times. member of the Carnegie Commission and rec·
of an honorary doctorate from Wilkes, gave a forceful keynote address. Our new friends from throughom
country were impressed by the talent, dedication, and innovative programs for teachers they saw at w·
They were also admiring of the beauty of the campus and of Wilkes-Barre.
· While enrollment figures for the fall will not be complete until late August, the early indications
positive. We appear to be bringing in a large and talented freshman class. The competition to enter w·
among strong students has increased in just one year. The efforts of the Admissions staff, led by
Vinovrski and aide4 by the faculty support and enthusiasm indicated above, have contributed to this optirn·
· picture.
.
Along with improvements in almost every athletic team's perfonnance and the continuing w·
ways of our debate team, student efforts are also shining through. The musical and drama performances
to get better and better. · The quality and character of The Beacon itself has added to the positive IOllC
campus which has encouraged serious discussion of difficult issues. No indicator of improvement stnd
more forcefully than the initiation of 80 students into the national Physics Honor Society this past week.
believe this is a sign of renewal of disciplined intellectual development not only among Wilkes students,
· among students in general as the demands of a much more competitive world begin to be understood.
We are preparing for more physical changes on the campus to better utilize our buildings to im
students life. Not all the plans are complete, but we hope to make ~ moves this summer that will ·
students and faculty ·together more effectively. There may be surprises greeting returning students next
which I think will add to the sense of improvement on our campus. I am optimistic about the energies
leadership coming from Student Affairs staff under Dean Lampe-Groh as this will affect the quality of
life on campus. ·
A little-noted but significant change began this past year in the area of increased
responsibility. While some of the irresponsible behavior, primarily associated with alcohol abuse, con·
· there has been growing evidence of positive initiatives by students themselves to create social opportu ·
not dependent on alcohol and drugs. The programming of weekend cultural and recreational activities loci
quantum jump over the last year. As revealing to me, those students who were brought before
disciplinary boards for infraction of the rules accepted the judgement and punishments from their peers
ways that indicated understanding of the need for this campus community--as for the society at large-·IO
laws which must be enforced for the safety and health of all.
Finally, I have been impressed over the past several weeks when meeting seniors in various ·
to discover the successes they are having in gaining entrance to graduate and professional schools and tog
entry-level jobs in their fields of preparation. As we join in your Commencement on May 17, I hope sen·
will be thinking not only about your professional futures but about your citizenship and your contin
personal growth. You will have the opportunity at Commencement to hear an historian, Dr. John
Franklin, and a poet, Dr. Samuel Hazo, both of whom will receive honorary doctorates of humane I
Dr. Hazo has given stirring poetry readings at Wilkes and in our region over the past several years, using
power of poetry to help us better understand our contemporary lives. Dr. Franklin, one of the nation's
distinguished historians, will speak about the bicentennial of the Constitution. From his career as the I
scholar of the Black experience in America and as an intellectual architect of the monumental Brown vs.
Topeka Board of Education decision of the Supreme Court in 1954 calling for desegrated schools, he
challenge us all to act upon our knowledge and our values as citizens to preserve and strengthen this
governing nation.
_
Good luck to all of us as we approach important new opportunities and responsibilities starting
summer.
.

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the
.individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be
withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be
signed to insure validity.

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Sincerely,
President Christopher Bre·

To All who were recognized at the Awards Luncheon last week:
Congratulations!

Contributing Photographers: Elizabeth Mazzullo, Wilkes College
P.R. Office.

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To All, wishes for a safe, productive and healthy, happy summer.
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�April 30, 1987

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ncerely,
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mpe-Groh

Well, it's the end of the year.
last Beacon of the year. Time
reflect, to look back on the year
's passed, to look forward to
er vacation, that first · "real
' or grad school. ...
Sounds like a good way· to
the last column of the year to
anyway. This column's been
but I Cfi,Jldtl't have done it
· ut all of you, my always. ul readers.
But to show my appreciation
all the support I've gotten from
my fans, this year, I'd like to
you a little end-of-the-year
t, of sorts. I want to answer
question that I'm sure has been
· g all of you sleepless nights
brain-trying days since JanJust who is this Q. Jane Circa,
y?
rm glad you asked. I'm sure
yof you think there's no such
nas Q. Jane Circa. Of course
is .. . . it's just that no one at
es has seen me for several
Probably most of you think

a current student at Wilkes.
be you even think "Q. Jane
" is a pen name for a member
The Beacon staff. Some of you
t have even spent hours trying
pick me out in crowds at
etball games or gym parties--or
gto find out where I live.
You won't find my name on
current roster at Wilkes or in
list of dorm students, and you
\ see· me in any of your
You see, I graduated from
es in 1971 as an English
· , went to grad school, picked
acouple of degrees in literature,
am now living in New York
How, then, do I find out
s h?ppening at my ol' alma
. Easy--1 have a copy of The
n sent to me every week, and

•

PAGE THREE

Jane Circa

IS
then I write my column and send it
back to The Beacon in time for the
next issue.
Why do I ·do it? In the hopes
of pointing out some of the more
obvious policies and behaviors that
threa~en to darken the name of my
beloved alma mater forever?
Hell, no. I do it because The
Beacon pays me to write a column
for them each week.
Y eall, that's right. I do it for
the money. Y'see, I told you I've
got a couple of graduate degrees and
that I live and work in New York
City. I forgot to mention that I'm
a cocktail waitress in a dive bar in
Greenwich Village. Yep, that's me.
An intellectually fulfilled waitress.
And the money's not that good, no
matter what they tell you.
So
when I heard that I could make
some beer money by writing a
special column for The Beacon, I
figured, "What the hell, I need the
bucks!"
Why am I only a waitress after
all those years of school? Well,
there just aren't that many jobs in
higher education. Especially when
your area of special study is Old
Norse Literature. Face it, you're
not going to get that many job
offers short of a McDonald's,
'cause most of the universities that
actually offer courses in Old Norse
have faculty members teaching
those courses who look like they
.inst got off the boat--the Vikings'
boats, that is--and they show no
signs of going off to join their
forefathers yet Waitressing looks
~e a good thing after a few years'
worth of unemployment, let me tell
you!
But enough about my sorry
economic state. I'm sure what you
· really want to know about me is
what I'm really like as a person.
During the Sixties, when I
went to Wilkes, I used t0 be a
hippie. Long hair, beads, tie-dyed
jeans, aTtd all. Used to walk around
scribbling the wor~ to Bob Dylan
songs on walls. H~y •.J
a Bob

was

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May_ 16 at 11:30 a.m.
at Gus Genetti's.
. If you're inte~ested in buying
tickets, contact the Nursirig
Department by May 1
at .4 p.m.

Dylan groupie. I was in love with
that man. Never missed a single
one of his concerts that -I could
drive, walk, or hitchhike to. I
ended up majoring in English 'cause
I wanted to be a poet like Dylan; I
thought it'd be a neat sort of thing
to do with my life.
'Course, I ended up going to
grad school because I really couldn't
decide what else to do after graduation. How, after all, does one go
about being a professional poet?
{Although I really was
a
hippie, I'd been raised in an uppermiddle class family. The Protestant
work ethic is a hard thing. to rid
yourself of, especially when your
father tells you he'll pay for you to
go to school for a few more years!
Besides, in case you hadn't already
guessed, I'm something of an
opportunist)
Managed to spend most of the
next ten years in graduate school,

doing one thing or another. I even
spent a couple of months working
as director of a residence hall (what
a trip); taught freshman English for
a while; wrote for a few newspapers
(mostly obituaries). So you see, I
know quite a bit about what goes
on at college campuses. Wilkes is
no different from most of them,
either.
What am I like today? First of
all, I'm not a hippie anymore. If I
could make enough money to buy a
Volvo, I'd become a Yuppie. As it
is, I'm a waitress/sometime poet/
Beacon
columnist with a used
Toyota and high aspirations.
As far as my attitude goes, I've
gotten a lot more cynical over the
years. Used to be an idealist. I
wrote a column a lot like this one
when I was a senior at Wilkes, and
I really believed at that time that by
trying to point out what I thought
was wrong about the way things

?

•

were run at the College that it'd
make some difference.
But my attitude's changed over
the years. Face it, when the time
comes that David Crosby makes the
cover of People magazine with an
expose of his drug addiction, it's .
time for all of us old idealists-hippies · or not--to give up our
beliefs for the price of a six-pack.
So I've tried in this column to
recreate some of what I felt back
when I was at Wilkes. Maybe not
for the right reasons, but hey, us
aging Huppies {latter-day hippies
who want to be yuppies) have to
eat too, don't we?
I wish I could write more, but
I have to -g o to work--the regulars
down at Sam's Bar &amp; Grill are
waiting for me....
If you're ever in New York,
won't you come see me? Just ask
for Q. (for Queen, in case you
wondered) Jane.

A panel of Wilkes alumni discussed the value of extra curriculars at a seminar
held ·. before break. Pictured are (from left) Jane Elmes-Crayhall, Betty DeCosmo,
Susan Hr.itiak, Donna O'Toole, Sandra Long, and Michelle James.

Move

Obituary

Continued from p. 1

Student Center, said Lampe-Groh,
provides a way for students to leave
the deans' offices.after a counseling
session without going back througt
This ii
County Planning Commission, the reception area.
president of the Wyoming Valley important for people who neec
Industrial
Development
and couns.eling, Lampe-Groh added.
When asked if she felt tha·
Building fund, a member of the
Chamber of Commerce Committee moving from Weckesser would cu
of 100 and a director of First . the student deans off from the res
of the administration, Lampe-Grot
Eastern Bank.
He was also active in the local said; "My- ihteiaction with tht
Jewish community, serving as president and with the vice-presiden
president of the local United Jewish for academic affairs is guaranteec
Appeal, president of Wilkes-Barre's weekly just by virtue of meetings."
"And I think I can make tht
Jewish Community Center, presconcerns
of students known just ru
ident of Temple Israel, and an
overseer of the Jewish Theological effectively if I'm half a blod
away," she added.
Seminary in New York.

Weiss dies
. Fonner Wilkes Trustee Aaron
eiss died earlier. this month at the
geof.9l
. Weiss retired from the Board of
rus~ of Wilkes College · in
1972.
Besides serving on the
oard, Weiss also donated a
ormitory hall--Weiss IJall--to the
ollege.
An active member of the
ommunity and respected local
usinessman, Weiss was the
ounder of the Triangle · Shoe
ompany. He was one of the
riginal members of the Luzerne

�PAGE FOUR

April 30, 1987

Drinking
Continued from p. 1
She said that Assistant Dean of
Student Affairs Paul Adams and
Assistant Director of Residence Life
Sue Tomalis accompanied her to
the scene, "with the intent that the
three of us would break that party
up."
When they got there , LampeGroh said, the police were ready to
arrest the students. Lampe-Groh
told the police she would handle the
incident and made the decision not
to give the students' names to the
palice.
Lampe-Groh stressed that
drinking alcoholic beverages on city
property is illegal, and pointed out
that this is stated in the Student
Handbook.
"It becomes critical · that
students are aware of what's in the
Handbook and that the College and
obviously the city officials fully
expect students to live by their
regulations," Lampe-Groh concluded.

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April 30, 1987

s

lien named assistant dean
Mark R. Allen has been named
Assistant Dean of Students at
Wilkes College, announced President Christopher Breiseth.
Allen, in addition to serving as
Assistant Dean, will also retain his
fonner duties as Director of
Residence Life at Wilkes. He will
work out of the Student Affairs
Office, which will be located in the
Student Center next year, but will
still remain in daily contact with
the Residence Life Office.
At the present time, Allen said
he doesn't have any plans for his
new position.
"I have a very
general idea of my responsibilities,"

D

he said. "I'm still very much
involved in my current position."
A graduate of the State
University of New York at
Oneonta, Allen has extensive
experience in both student governance and student counseling. At
Oneonta, he earned a Bachelor of
Arts degree in both Business
Economics and American History.
He then earned the Master of
Science in Counseling with a
concentration in College Counseling.
His practicum was in
Residence Life and Career Planning
and Placement.

Allen served as Assistant Dean
of Students and Residence Life at
SUNY-Oneonta from 1980 until
his appointment at Wilkes as
Director of Residence Life in 1986.
In addition to his student life
governance
and
counseling
background, alien has also worked
extensively in career planning and
placement, programming, orientation, and financial aid.
Breiseth said, "Wilkes is
fortunate in having Mark as a
member of the Student Affairs
Office. His experience and expertise will serve our students well."

Two speakers named
by Elizabeth Mazzullo

nd in a crisis has been
tioned since the incident
lving Graves occurred.
Beth Finn, resident assistant in
e~s Hall, where the incident took
e, said that she called Security
they said they would respond
ediately."
Donahue, who was on duty in
that night, explained what
pened. "I called the zone guard
told him to go over. He was
the other end of the zone, and
sergeant was coming over to
·eve me because I was going off
ty," he said, adding that instead of
·eving him, the sergeant went to
eiss.
Donahue explained that he also
led Maintenance (because their
ice is behind Weiss), and that
·ntenance got to the scene just
the police arrived.

He added that he went over to
Weiss also, but noted, "By the time
we got there, the cops were there.
We handled it the best we could."
Donahue explained the reason
for the delay, saying that the person
who called dialed ext. 473 instead of
ext. 399. The guard in ,Pickering
then had to call the Security Office
in SLC, and, said Donahue, "I was
making rounds in Stark."
Beth Finn criticized the length
of time it took Security to come to
the scene. She said she called the
police directly after she called
Security, but that both arrived at
the same time. "It surprised me,"
she said, "and it disgusted me."
"I think we should get the old
guys out of here," Finn added. "I've
heard that over and over again."
She believes that what's been
happening this semester "should be
telling the school something" about
the effectiveness of the security
force.

Two noted scholars, John
Hope Franklin and Samuel Hazo,
will
speak
at
Wilkes'
Commencement. Commencement
ceremonies will be held May 17 at
Ralston Field.
The Commencement speaker
will be Franklin, who will receive
an honorary Doctor of Humane
Letters degree. Franklin, a leading
historian and scholar, is the James
P. Duke Professor Emeritus of
History at Duke University.
Franklin also taught at several other
institutions,
including
Fisk
University, Brooklyn College, and
the University of Chicago.
Franklin was also a member of
the research team whose work led to
the landmark Supreme Court
decision (Brown vs. the Board ·of
Education) which outlawed school
segregation.
His works include Racial
Equality in America
and

Reconstruction After the Civil War.
Hazo will also receive an
honorary degree of Doctor of
Humane Letters and will offer
remarks in response.
Hazo, a poet and scholar, is a

professor of English at Duquesne
University,
director
of
the
International Poetry Forum, and
editor of Byblos Editions for the
International Poetry Forum.

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the Programming Board. Several campus organizations joined in the festivities.

�April 30, 1987

PAGE SIX

Don &amp; Ed-- humor, music, &amp; mor
by Lorri Steinbacher
This week, the DJ of the Week
takes on a different format. The
featured DJs are Don Semyon and
Ed Buonocore. Don, a senior
marketing major from Avoca, PA,
and Ed, a sophomore communications major from Somerville,
NJ, are the members of the famous,
or infamous, Don and Ed Show
which airs Saturday from 4-7 p.m.
on WCLH, 90.7.
That's right, the men who
brought you the "Eat Your Favorite
Record" contest, a myriad of interesting slide shows, and scintillating
guests, now open themselves up to
the questions that everyone has
been asking.

The Beacon: We'll just start out
with some basic questions: When
did you stan at WCLH?
Don: I started there when I was a
freshman.
Ed: I started just this semester-I'm a sophomore.
Don: Yeah, I took him under my
wing (laughter from Ed.)
The Beacon: What first got you
interested in the station?
Don:
Well, I walked in and
thought it was the cafeteria. Next
thing I knew, I was on the air. In
these days of computerization, I
thought it was a fast food chain or
something (more laughter from Ed).
Ed: It always seemed interesting.
I sat in on a cpuple of my friend's
shows and thought it looked like

experience the theater.
Ed: Yeah, thanks to Don we had
the best seats in the city.
Don: We saw the best shows in
town.
Ed: For 25 cents you can't beat it.
Don: For 25 cents you get your
own private booth, and you can do
anything you want.
The Beacon:
Who are you
personal favorites in music?
Don: The Heat Miser and Snow
Miser.
Ed: And everybody's favorite
feline, Scruffy the Cat.
Don: We like to play music that
is commercially accessible, but that
big radio stations won't play
because they haven't heard of them.
The Beacon: Some examples?
Ed: Big Dish, Scruffy the Cat,
The
Cutting
Edge,
The
Smithereens.
We played the
Cutting Edge long before any other
station did. Now, three months
later, they're in the Top 40.
Don:
They pick their Number
One hits by listening to our show.
The Beacon:
What about the
heat miser and the snow miser?
Who sings what?
Don: I sing. Eddie's the human
beat box, and I'm the human lunch
box.
Ed: There was a pretaped weather
thing, but it didn't fit in with our
show. When the weather's good,
you get the heat miser, when the
weather's bad you get the snow
miser.
Don: Yeah, you don't even have

•1 wanna show p
ing," she expla
admire her pi
desire. Th
her much frm
"tched her goal
tal hygienist
and so on.
she hasn't had
route, but I don'
ding. She di
route; she w2
·onal--a profe

at Great Adventure, dressed up as
either Hong Kong Fooey or the
Hair Bear Bunch, any member will
do.
Ed: Our object is just to make
people happy
Don: We'd like to do it for a
living, for money.
The Beacon: Will WCLH help
you with these plans?
Don:
Yes, because I won . ten
dollars for selling the most subs
[during WCLH's annual sub sale].
Ed and I got pizza and we nourished
ourselves.

following
Don: Yeah, during the last show
we had lots of visitors. There were
girls screaming and banging on the
doors. We finally had to let them
out (laughter).
Ed: We get a lot of calls from
other schools--King's, Misericordia,
Scranton. We love to get requests.
Don: If his mother would stop
calling maybe some other people
could get a chance. You know, we
had to hire a girl? Not to take
requests, but we had to hire her
anyway.
fu~
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ed: Girls call us up and want to
meet us. I think it's funny.
The Beacon: What's the premise I
behind your show? Andy has a jazz
1 The Beacon: How did the Don
,how; Mark and Tom have a rap I
~
I and Ed show originate? How did
show; what's your catch?
1 you meet and come up with the
1
Ed: It's new music with a twist.
I
,
I idea?
Don:
It's more of a watusi, I
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like osmosis.
Ed: Yeah, we just knew.
The Beacon: Are you involved
in anything else on campus?
Don: We have appeared in several
theater productions:
The Water
Engine, Hotel Paradiso, Dames at
~::c :r:s;nt from other New
Sea ...
The Beacon: What are some of
the other things you do on your
show?
Don: We have a very special event
planned.
It's a benefit for
. underprivileged college students-Financial Aid.
Ed:
Our alter egos also have
something
planned
for
next
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Don: Grand Master Bates ...
come over and do the s~ow.
The Beacon: What are some of DCl0l [a station in Washington,
Ed: And King Ad Lib, Master of
Ed:
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tations.
uate?
Don: And Blow Dry. They're
Don: We showed our slides from Don: Seriously? I plan on openDon:
We actually like him
going to be doing the Rap Show.
our trip to New York and our ing my own ad agency.
because he reminds us of lubricants.
We also have Chico the Weather
fishing trip.
Ed: I have no idea. I think I'm
The Beacon: Do you get a lot Rat, and we were also the pioneers
The Beacon: How was your trip going to work for Donnie (laughter
of calls? Is your show popular?
of the "Ban Bozinski's Bird"
to New York?
from Don).
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We have a large, faithful
campaign.
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show people
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Don and Ed hard at work during a typical day at the station ...

The Beacon: What's that?
Ed: It is this huge ugly jXX1m
a bird in the station [painled
local celebrity]. We wanled to
it removed.
Don: We got in trouble fer
one.
We're in the process
designing a new one anyway.
The Beacon: Do you get
trouble often?
Ed: The school is real
about what goes on on the
because of the new
regulations.
Don: It's been said that we'ic
the border. We sort of straddle
fence of decency.
Ed: We don't believe we
anyone. We never get any
about it. We don't see why
should worry or have the S
team standing outside the
waiting for us to slip.
Don: We are far from offi
We're a cross between K
Fran, and Ollie ...
Ed:
And Orville and
Wright.
Don: Two Wrights can't
wrong. We're in good taste,
of like a potato knish.
The Beacon: What about
"Win a Donut Date with Don
Ed?" Is that still going on?
Don: Yeah, get your entries
It's a random drawing.
The Beacon: Have you gOllfa
good response?
Ed: We g°" a lot We even
some entries on napkins and
paper.
Don: Yeah, and one on the ·
of a wolverine. That was kioo
gross.
The Beacon: What can the ·
ner expect?
Ed: Good converstaion, lOIS
laughs, and odd body noises.
The Beacon: Where can en ·
be sent?
Ed: Room 407 Miner Hall
Don: Suite 4-07.

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April 30, 1987

Beacon at the movies

A summer of sequels

isdirected

by John Gordon

Aneighbor of mine--I'll call
ma--has been trying doggedly
· a career ever since she quit
~I a decade ago.
..,.
'I wanna show people I can be
ing," she explains.
I admire her persistence but
~r desire. This desire has
her much frustration as she
'tched her goal from secretary
lal hygienist to computer
and so on. In the past
, she hasn't had as much as a
route, but I don't mean that to
ding. She doesn't want a
route; she wants to be a
ional--a professional any-

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I said, I admire her per. She obtained her GED
been studying all kinds of
and basic learning. But
this confused impression of
·cs that was engendered by
t parents who call a college
a "dat dere." And when she
IO understand the alphabet
'tched her goal to becoming
·sh teacher.
One day she decided to buy a
··ely new car. I use "rela' quite loosely. She took out
loan for fewer than two
and she explained to me," I
show people I have someShe decided, I guess, that
· g something" was probably
desirable than
"being
ing" anyway.
Ironically, having something
ly follows being something,
dtedecided to reverse the order.
, she seriously must be
ing or she will not be able
~Y off the bank for what it has
benevolently allowed her to
In the meantime, her daughter-I'll call Kelly--is growing up.
until a few years ago it was
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the same awkward adolescent her
mother had become. Kelly, who
was the reason Nina quit high
school, was unmannerly and
academically repressed. Her grandmother was always calling me with·
questions about her homework.
One day she asked me what a
dictionary did.
But the other day I was amazed
when I went over to their house to
ask Nina for a ride to the garage to
pick up my wreck which was being
serviced. Kelly sat at a desk with a
dictionary, calculator, and a growing set of Funk &amp; Wagnalls
Encyclopedias from IGA. I spoke
with her for the first time in a few
years. She spoke articulately and
logically.
She had brought the
academic world into that house and
seemed to be single-handedly buoying herself above the ignorance of
her elders, ~ho were learning some
basics from this ten-year-old. Kelly
was humble too; her grandmother
was bragging a bit about the things
Kelly knew.
As for Kelly's mother, Nina,
life will continue as a perpetual
conflict between her desire and her
achievement It's a shame, too,
because I thought she was just
dumb by nature, but I thought that
of her daughter until she developed
some learning.
ButNinahasarrestedherdevelopment and has settled for allowing
people to see she has something.
Oh, she still wants to be something. She informed me of her new
ambition as we drove down to the
garage that warm April evening.
"These car payments are
killing me," she complained. 'Tm
starting a new career this week."
"This week," I said. "Doing
what?"
"I'm not gonna be a nutri- tionist. I'm gonna be a dancer . .
.at Bourbon Street. I gotta be something if I wanna keep this car."

Michael
Matthew Modine. It follows an 18 a top-notch thriller.
year old from his time in training Caine plays the leading role and
The summer crop of movies right up to the the Vietnam War. will be in hot pursuit of the killer
for 1987 is respectable, but it · This film opens on June 26. shark.
On
July
10,
Arnold
doesn't stack up even close to those Gardens of Stone opens tentatively
of summer's past. The magical in June and stars James Caan. The Schwarzeneggar will star in a futtouch of Steven Speilberg will be plot in this movie revolves around uristic thriller created by Stephen
King. The film is entitled Running
conspicuously absent once again. Kevin Costner will play Elliot
Man and it had• a budget of $17
Three of th e biggeS t summer box Ness. Look for this to be a shootmillion. For that kind of money,
office smashes came from him. 'em-up film. It comes from director
the movie better be good! The
These films included Jaws, Raiders Brian DiPalma who also directed
following
week, July 17, it's not a
the
t
th
of
LoS Ark, and e top box Scarface.
office smash ' ET.
Dragnet 87 also shows a lot bird; it's not a plane; it's Superman
4. The film has to be better than
One summer ago, the hit film of promise. This is due strictly to
the horrid Superman 3.
was Top Gun, starring Tom Cruise. the acting. The cast for this film
Bond is back!
But Roger
rod
That film was P uced by Don includes Tom Hanks and Dan
Moore isn't. British actor Timothy
Simpson and Jerry Buckheimer. Ackroyd. The Untouchables will
Evidently, th ese two know what th e open on June 5, while Dragnet 87 Dalton takes over the role in the
latest 007 adventure, The Living
public likes; they also produced opens June 26.
Daylights.
The rumors circulating
th
Beverly Hills Cop ' and eir new
There will also be a pair of
film is expected to be a top smash. films about Vietnam released in about this film, which opens July
31, say that it is action packed and
What's it called? Why, it's Beverly June. Stanley Kubrick (2001, The
Hills Cop 2 , of course.
Once Shining) will be at the helm for follows admirably in the tradition
again, Eddie Murphy will reprise Full Metal Jacket, which stars of its 007 ·predecessors.
August doesn't seem to hold
his role of Axel Foley. He'll be on the plight of a burned-out Vietnam
anything of promise in store. It
another case in fashionable Beverly veteran.
Hills with all of his buddies from
July should be the best of all seems the best film coming so far
th e firS t film. From the preview months for summer flicks. It all is Public Enemies. It stars Whoopi
clipsl've seen, Cop looks like a starts on July 3. "Just when you Goldberg and --oh boy!--John
sure bet. It opens May 20.
thought it was safe to go back in Travolta. Don't despair, though,
In June, two films based on the water again," along comes Indiana Jones 3 and Star Trek 5 are
old television shows will open. Jaws 87. Word has it that the pro- on the way! Until next year, enjoy
The Untouchables will star Robert ducers and director of this film have the movies.
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A different I"'
nersnective
I"'

Saying good-bye
by Bill Barber

"Parting," as Juliet informs
her Romeo, "is such sweet sorrow."
Coming to the end of a semester
can seem to be pure joy, especially
after having a class in physiology
that you barely squeaked through,
or a term paper that you forced
yourself to write against all your
better judgment because, if the truth
were known, you truly hated
Wordsworth.
But at the end of the Spring
semester, the reality strikes home
Given by:
for many of us: "This is it. This
. is good-bye to the $1.60 lunch, or
Katharine Olivia
to blowing off algebra on a rainy
Date:
day to stay in your dorm or your
Sunday May 3, 1987
apartment with your best friend
Time:
eating doughnuts and ice-cream for
breakfast, and all the other college
3:30 PM
things that while they were
Works by:
happening seemed just to be
Telemann, Bach, Poulene, happening, but when they are over,
they're done. Period.
and Barber
All thesememories are stuffed
Place:
in a glass container to be put on the
Geis Hall-Dorothy Dickso shelf next to the pictures from your
Darte Center for the
high-school senior prom. Done.
Finished.
For some of us it's,
Performing Arts
"See you in the Fall." For others
Reception following the it's, "So long, and have a nice life."
performance
"Parting," if I were re-writing
Admission
is
free
Shalcespeare,
I might be
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __. tempted to say, "is,"
"the Pits!"

Senior Flute Recital

Knowing this, we all tempt
ourselves into believing that this
condition of separation will only be
temporary. We say "so-long, I'll
see you around." We habitually
convince ourselves that there will
be a tomorrow and that everything
will pick up right where it left off.
Sometimes, this just doesn't
happen.
With the Spring semester
drawing to a close, many of us will
be h~ading out into life, moving to
New York or California, or just
getting on with the business of not
going to college. If that's the case,
it's probably best to realize it, get a
good grip on it, and take the time
to say "Farewell" to the people
we've come to consider part of our
everyday lives.
No matter how attractive it
may seem to never again have to
take a computer class or have to do
research in the library trying to
meet a deadline, or all the other
inconsequential oddities that seemed
such a heavy burden while they
were happening, looking back on
one's college years is generally a
fond remembering. Over the years
it will seem that most of it was
fun, some of it was educational, and
all of it is going to exist forever in
that little glass jar.
Some of us will meet, quite

by accident over the years; you run
into each other in a shopping mall,
or over a business lunch, and you
recall "Oh, remember that horrible
lecture on 'Sexually Transmitted
Diseases'?" But mostly, you remember the good times, a sort of
long vision of recall that · includes
the sun shining on the lawn behind
Kirby Hall, or sitting in the lounge
with absolutely no classes that afternoon and six or seven friends to
share a good laugh with.
The kindest thing about human memory is that it seems to
filter out the long boring moments
and highlight only the good ones. I
know. I'm forty years old and when
I recall whole chunks of my life,
scenes out of a movie from the
many different experiences I've had,
I'd be hardpressed to say that any of
it, regardless of how it seemed
while I was living through it, was
bad. The filter process in my brain
has done a good job of leaving only
the better memories intact. One of
those memories will always be
Wilkes.
Whoever you are and wherever
you may be going, I'd just like to
take this moment to say hello,
thanks for being there, thanks for
all your wonderful smiles that I
will always remember. Thank you
and farewell.

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there are two models to choose from.
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with one SOOK disk drive and afull megabyte of memory(expandable to four).
And the new Macintosh SE. Which

comes with either two built-in SOOK
drives, or one drive and an internal ·
20-megabyte hard disk. As well as a
choice of two new keyboards.
Inside,the SE also has an expansion slot, so you can add a card that lets
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PAGEN1NE

No aardvarks need apply!
by Korrie Everett

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College is said to be "a learning
experience." Whoever said that
Duo Pianists
wasn't kidding!
As a college
freshman, I learned many things
that I am sure will someday benefit
'ng a unique All
me. I learned how to find the log
of a number and the cosine of a 90
d~ee angle; I learned how to conhwin program.
struct a minor scale and a major
triad. I learned about epiphanies
ctions include:
and flowers in English class. (And
dy in Blue, Porgy thanks to my roomie, I also learned
about slime molds!)
ss, and Concerto in
Besides "classroom stuff," I
learned practical things too. I've
learned how to do the laundry.
for Two Pianos.
First, you have to get up at 3 a.m.
,Thursday, April 30 to find a washer; then you separate
whites from darks, and DON'T put
bleach in with the darks! When it
Dorothy Dickson
comes time to dry your clothes,
don't bother; just wear them wet,
eCenter for the
because you'll never find a working
dryer!
I also learned how to cook. My
roomie, Sharon, and I only set off
is free to the public. the fire alarm once this semester!
_..__.....,._ _ _ _'( And, I learned how to take care of

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****Bob Garner****
Granted, he was magically
talented. This does not make up for
his sense of humor (or lack
thereof). As was said so often, "his
show would have been great if he'd
kept his mouth shut!"

lhe passing of the 1986mic year, the admin~ves special awards to
of the student body. In
with that, we at The
would like to present
ming Board awards (in The "Very Sorry I MISS" ed It
order).
Award"****BarryDrake****
This is the only Programming
Show"Slide
Board event that we at The Beacon
tt Jonesi"***
year's winner displayed missed. He did, however, receive
·. with a fiilarious slide rave reviews.
·on of the road signs of
The "Bo And Luke Duke
Memorial Award"••••nave Wopat••••
'Our Minds Are An
k Award~'- ·, ,
This award was named for
ishing Neat****- . ·
those two up-standing, law abiding
' was . an ·easy . decision.
citizens of Hazzard County,.
s winner has read more Georgia. This year's winner just
most people read books. happens to be the brother of one of
dem Duke boys. Oh yeah, he is a
· Return Showing" - fine musician, too.
f1D1my Landry****
. was a tough category • Tbe "Seen But Not Always
· "The Touch" also came Heard Award"Ou winner showed verstility
****Quiet Riot****
ti a great sense of humor;
Unlike the Heavy Metal band
of the same name, these comic
"They . Were
Funny, mimers said little but said a· lot!
Award". go-City Limits•••
The "Best Music In- A Black.
lhe interest of fairness, And White World"guys and gals were quite
****The Sharks****
but the crowd in•attendance
Despite the small turnout,
the quality of the show .. these MCA recording artists, put on
·a GREAT show.
companion
The "Mr. Rourke Award" and
The "Best Rendition Of Fire
Even :Funny And Rain Award"- .

Continued_p. '10

my plants. My three plants are
thriving; except for the one that I
watered with detergent. Oh, can I
consider a moldy plant as "thriving?"
These are all wonderful things
to learn; I know they will all come
in handy someday. (Probably when
I have a family of my own.) But,
when I really need to know why
Almayer's dreams failed him time
and again or the angle of elevation
from a church steeple to a tree 100
feet away from the front entrance to
the church, I'll let you know!!
But, for now, I'd like to tell you
what college teaches us about
independence and freedom, and how
it prepares us to grow up and cut
free from our parents. Guess
what? Sit down now, you won't
believe what I am about to tell you.
It doesn't teach you these things. Of
course it doesn't. How can it?
Instead of parents, you have
roommates!
Look at how much they have in
common. Roomies and parents
both nag, "Clean your room, it's a
pig'- sty; " . You find yourself (very

often) arguing with them over trivial issues, such as whose turn it is
to wash the dishes, vacuum, take
out the garbage, do the laundry, etc.
Parents and roommates are very
critical o·f you, "Are you really
going out in public like that?" or
"Don't you think you should get a
haircut?" They tend to be picky
too; "You know, I don't mind when
you get the bathroom floor wet
when you take a shower, but don't
you think two feet of water is a bit
much?"
But, all negative things aside,
rommies and parents are very important people. Who else would get
up hours earlier than they have to,
just to eat breakfast with you, just
so you won't be lonely? Who else
cares enough about you to wake
you up for an important meeting at
8:00 a.m. , even when they know
you could really use the sleep?
"Sharon, don't you have a chem
fi nal that started, oh, 15 minutes
ago?"
Parents and roommates are important in teaching you about life,
love, relationships, and friendship.

They are your bitterest enemies and
your sweetest friends. {They have
to be to put up with you for so
long!) They'll always be there to
share your victories: "I survived my
first 'all-nighter'!" (no matter how
large or small), and they'll help you
over the rough spots too: "I got a
3.0 on that big test." They are so
caring that they'll even sacrifice a
night's sleep for you: "Where were
you? Do you know what time it is?
I worried about you!"
Parents and roomies are ready to
love you, unconditionally, because
after all, "I never asked to room
with you!" These people are taken
for granted, abused, stepped on,
tossed aside, and most importantly,
loved to no end by us. They're our
best friends for life.
When your world is falling
apart, your parents and your
roommate will always be there for
you just when you need them the
most. When ~t comes to the most
important and influential people in
your entire life, j ust remember this
old saying, "No aardvarks need
apply."

·Debate Union comes out
on top
The Wilkes College Speech/ Brian (that's right, B-R-I-A-N) Nightmare.
Debate Union recently concluded its . Dorsey and Jeff Eline teamed up to
The
highlight
of
the
season by attending the 84th An- present an excerpt from the Neil tournarnent was the awarding of the
nual Pi Kappa Delta national- Simon play Brighton Beach President's Outstanding Excellence
Championship Tournament. This · Memoirs. The two were recognized Awards. Every two years, the
year's competition was hosted at the and honored with trophies for their national officers of Pi Kappa Delta
University of Wisconsin-Lacrosse,., efforts. They finished in . the top review the activities of each of the
LaCrosse,
·
Wisconsin . . 15% of the competition., This was association's 410 chapters throughEighty-eight colleges_and uni- only the third time the two have out the country. They then select
versities from 38 states, and more worked together in dramatic duo the top speecl;t/debate schools. The
than 981 contestants gathered .for · competition.
Brian Dorsey award is based on forensic activthree days of competiton to deter- continued his national . wins by, : ities, membership growth, win/loss
mine national awards. The ·COm-: taking honors and another national . records, community involvement,
petition consis.ted ~f ~~ divisio~s·.. troph~ with his presentation of~
Continued p. 10
of debate and ten ·mdiv1dual public ·' selecuon from the play The .Actors
speaking events. Th~ Wilkes Pub- _.-=-:.==.:_:::..::.:.:.:_:::.:.:.-= ~:-'
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lie Speiµcers consisted of. Polly
Kunkle, Jennif~r Douglas, Brian(B- ·..

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R-I-A-N) DorseY., and .Jeff Eline. .
The members of Kinney's . Kids ·
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brought four- national awards back
. to campus! _
. ,·
Over Spring · Break, while existence. Each year, the union
' · · Jennifet Douglas was recog- •. many Wilkes students were in the sponsors contests on local campnized as the 8~ best
in. the-' sunny south, one student and a fac- use~, and the winner of these local
nation in ·the very difficult . ulty member gave up a part of their contests moves on to compete in
competition entitled Rhetorical : vacation to compete in the WCTIJ the state oratorical contest. WinCriticism of ·Public::· Discourse or, .•· State Oratorical Contest.
ners of the state contest then
as
it
is
popularly
called, :
The state tournament was held compete for national honors and
"Communication ·Analysis." This . at Bloomsburg University and eventually for international honors.
consisted of taking a speech~: representatives from all areas of the Susan won the local Wilkes conanalyzing it for its structure, · state were in attendan~. Susan test, triumphing over 44 local
content, and effects, and explaining, ·. Tomasko, the Wilkes College contestants .
through a methodology, how such , entry, came in second place overall.
As the second place state
conclusions were derived.
·
Susan is a sophmore from winner, Susan is the first runnerMs. Douglas selected a spee,ch Somerville, New Jersey.
Ms. · up, and should the state winner be
by· former · US Representativei: Tomasko's original oration dealt unable· to compete .on · the. national
Barbara Jordan for her entry. With . with the problem of tennage drink- level, Ms. Tomasko would repre·more thaff (i() contestants Jennifer,;_ ing. The sponsor of the contest sent Pennsylvania in an all ex· inlier first attempt at this type of' was the Women's Christian Temp- penses paid · trip to the National
- competition, demonstrated to the. erance Union.
Convention/Competition.
Susan
judges • her .understanding and
The contest is one of the was coached by Dr. Bradford
~owledge.8f. rhetorical, .critic.ism.,:- ~l~~s! co~e_giate ~ f!,1pe~~o11s .. i!l __ K'.!nney.

speaker

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Debate
.Continued from p. 9

April 30, 1987

Programming
Continued from p. 9

••••Dave Binder****
coaching/directing goals, and the
This
double winner wore ALL
commitment to the continutation of
WHITE
in
his fine performance of
speech/debate
James Taylor music. Also, his Fire
Over the years, the President's
and Rain was the best of all of the
Excellence Award has become one
coffee house performers who did it
of the most highly sought after
(4 in all).
honors. At the conclusion of the
regular awards ceremony, National
The "I Do Bell Telephone
. President Gary Home announced
Ads, Therefore I'm Too Good
that after a careful review of all
For Wilkes Award"chapters the national committee
had decided on recognizing only five
colleges.
Wilkes headed the list of
schools. Dr. Bradford Kinney, the
coach and director of the
Speech/Debate Union, was awarded
the President's Plaque of Excellence. This was the first time
Wilkes College had been recognized
as one of the top speech/debate
schools in the nation.
With the achievement of these
national awards, the win record of
the Union, during the thriteen years
of Kinney's direction, stands at 999. ·
Don and Ed
Continued from p. 6
The Beacon: Any more contests
in the making?
Don: We have a few more . .
picking worms with Don and Ed is
up for next semester. And even if
you don't win the contests, you can
also catch a glimpse of Don and Ed
at the Food Court Patio in the
mall.
Ed:
Getting some popular
opinion.
Don: We had a contest at the
genesis of our show.
Ed: You had to guess what color
pants Don was wearing.
Don: Nobody won.
Ed: Even his mother didn't know.
Don: It was rigged.
Ed: He didn't have any on. We
liked the idea of contests so we
decided to have a legitmate one.
The Beacon: Do you plan any of
your antics out?
Don: It's all spontaneous, as in
combustion·.
The Beacon: Do you act the
same way on and off the air?
Ed: We're idiots all the time.
Don: We're just fun-loving c1t1zens who can laugh at your
expense.
The Beacon:
Which do you
think is more important, the music
or the interaction on air?
Don: It's an equal balance, both
are weighed equally.
Ed: You have to a,dd some color,
though.
The Beacon: Why should Wilkes
College and the world at large listen
to the Don and Ed show?
Don an&lt;l Ed:
We tell stupid
jokes, and play your requests; and if
you don't listen, we'll impregnate
your pets.
Don: We cater to our listeners. If
you want slaw or a relish tray, it
will cost you extra.
Catch the madcap antics of
Don and Ed every Saturday from 47 p.m. on WCLH, New Music 91-IF YOU DARE!!!

****Rondell Sheridan****
****Dave Rudolf****
What more can be said about a
Speaking with the audiece and
performer who never showed up for
giving maraccas to his "back-up
a performance
band" were just part of this award
winning
performance.
The "Two Heads Are Better
And finally the award you have
Than One Award"all been waiting for:
**The Comedy LafT-Off**
For this show, there were two
Wilkes
College
stand-up comedians who proved that The
Performers
of
the
Yeartwo heads are truly better than one!
It's a tie between...
Landry
and
Scott
The "Audierrc;,e Participation Jimmy
Jones
Award"-

If this year is any
the future of Wilkes
looks quite promising.
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April 30, 1987

Softball team Bowling club
ends
with
a
•
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w1nn1ngrecor
Chacko's Lanes East was the
scene of the action for the Wilkes
College bowling club this past
Friday. Complete results are as
follows:

by Kathy Harris

sixth, Serafini sacrificed to left field
to drive in Nikki Saporito.
Jen Bodnar pitched the shutout
for the Lady Colonels.

DIVISION A
Grim Reapers
W.AS .
Miller Lite All-Stars
Return of the
Boneheads
O.M; Tall Boys
G-Spots
Underdogs
Broad St Bullies

17-3
13-7

Rat Pack
Lucky Strikes
The Spares
Jerry's Kids
O.M. Tall Gals
F.M.R.
Nucleus

13-7

11-9
11-9
9-11
9-11
5-15
4-16

The high games and high
Congratulations
to
the
13-7 series are as follows;
women's softball team on their
winning season. They finished this
12-8 Mike Havrilla
244,621
years schedule with a 12-11. This
Wilkes
3
11-9 Howie Knorr
213,
200,
611
was quite an improvement on last
Susquehanna 2
is extremely difficult to
10-10 Len Witczak
223,555
years 6-12 record.
3-17 Steve Shearer
just one or two athletes
213,537
The Lady Colonels, under
Margo Serafini and Ericka
• an athlete of the year
1-19 Jamalludin Adnan
208,514
Coach Dave Martin, have had some Oswald teamed up to tag out three
Especially when so many
Rick Santasania
566
fine perfonnances this season from Susquehanna baserunners. at home.
bave turned in outstanding ·
The Four Horsemen and Team - " ' " " " ~ - - - - - - - - - Ericka Oswald, Jen Bodnar, Margo The Lady Crusaders scored only one
Ban:zai are currently involved in a
Serafini, and Kelly Wandel.
run on a bases loaded, no out controversy. Their records will be
would like to take this
situation.
updated next week.
recognize the efforts of a
Wilkes
3
Ericka Oswald was the
(ID' outstanding athletes who
Scranton
2
winning pitcher.
DIVISION B
As we are rapidly aproaching
'dered for the award.
Haklcy Pakk
16-4
the end of the semester it is time to
S
BROWNAWELL,
Wilkes
6
Wilkes had a three run fifth
Melayu
14-6
thank a few individuals that have
East
Stoudsburg 13
,__ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ made the sports pages of The
inning sparked by Ericka Oswald's
KEOHANE, Cross
two run single in this first game of
Beacon just a little bit better by
try
Melissa Kennedy had a fine
a twinbill.
their contributions. First and
WN MILLER, Basketball
Jen Bodnar pitched a 3 hitter to game for the Lady Colonels,
foremost, our . Sports lnfonnation
SCARBOROUGH, .
driving in three runs on a single and
get the win for the Ladies.
Director, Patty Moran. We could
a double. Jen Bodnar added two
not have done it without your help
W, Soccer, Baseball
singles. She struck out one in her 3
Wilkes
1
Patty.
ANZOR, Soccer,
and 1 / 3 innings pitched in the
Congratulations go out this
Scranton
2
An equally sincere thank you
· losing effort.
week to Wilkes College golfer goes out to all of our sports
KUSAKAVITCH,
Steve "Rock" Kaminski. Kaminski writers, John Kepics, Lee Morrell,
Ericka Oswald once again
Wilkes
2
was the low man for Coach Rollie Dave Serino, Kathy Harris, Bill
made a crucial contribution to the
DIGRAZIA, Football
East Stroudsburg 3 ·
Schmidt's club at the MAC Kem, Matt Ryan and anyone I may
Lady Colonels in the second game.
GORSKI, Baseball
Championships
held
recently. have
Oswald pitched a 5 hitter with 2
missed.
Without
your
RANIELLI, Baseball
Jen Bodnar turned in a repeat
Kaminski placed eigth overall in contributions it would have been a
strikeouts.
SALUS, Football
the competition. Way to go Rock!
Kelly Wandel drove in 2 runs perfonnance of the first game of the
very
difficult
year.
Thanks
ULITCHNEY, Football
while Dionne Serafini drove in one. twinbill, both the good and bad
everyone!
VE ROEBUCK, Football
points. She again had two hits and I
IT RYAN, Soccer
again she took the loss for Wilkes. I
Wilkes
4
PURCELL, Soccer
Wilkes
5
I
by Lee S. Morrell
Susquehanna
0
MURSO, Cross Country
Messiah
3
I
STEEBER, Basketball
Would it be safe to assume that the start of real spring weather has
Sacrifice was the name of this
CGRAVES, Basketball
Kelly Wandel hit two doubles I turned all of your brains to mush? There is one minor detail I forgot to
game. In the second inning, Kelly
S MEJIAS, Wrestling
Wandel's sacrifice fly into into as the Lady Colonels downed I mention. Last week's prize was $500.00, a spring break special so to
GROME, Wrestling
centerfield brought in Margo Messiah. Ericka Oswald earned the I speak. Of course, since no one won, I get to keep the money. I'm
MSAL1ZBURG, Baseball
win.
kidding. Incidentally, the answers w.ere: the player/coach of the
K KONOPKI, Baseball
Indians who led them to a World Series victory was Lou
I Cleveland
Boudreau and the first player to be selected to the All-Star team on a
write-in ballot by the fans was Rico Carty of the Atlanta Braves. Dr.
K. P. Bottjer got the question on Lou Bodreau but answered incorrectly
ELA WOLFE, Basketball
on the second question.
A SMITH, Basketball
.
I
Before giving you your last chance to win our $5.00 prize, I woulc
CE DAIT, Field Hockey
like to take this time to congratulate Don Shaw, Tim Walker, Bol
IS CREEGAN, Tennis
Kinback, Howie Knorr, Mark Vetovitz, Bill Elias, Tom Bell, and, o
AKRAVI1Z, Volleyball .
course, Coach Duliba. These trivia winners are crowned as "The Trivi:
KA OSWALD, Softball
Comer Royal Court." Nice job guys and I hope you are as successfu
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poor condition because of all the
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of our athletes for a year of who packed their beach towels and on Saturday at 1.00 p.m. m Kirby
our office suite on the 3rd floor of the S.U.B. or call us at ext. 379.
and excitement. Keep up the
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Vol. XXXIX

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 23

18766

April 30, 1987

The Beacon
honors

nd:re Miller name
ale Athlete of th
by Jim Pyrah

Andre Miller
The Beacon
honors

The name Andre Miller is one
that is very familiar to these-sports
pages. In fact it should be very
familiar to any fan of the Wilkes
College sports scene.
Andre is a senior from
Brentwood High School in North
Bayshore, New Jersey. He has been
selected as The Beacon
Male
Athlete of the Year for the second
consecutive year.
At this point, it would seem
repetitive simply to list his many
achievements. You have probably
heard them all before: most dual
meet wins in a season, 49 match
dual meet winning streak, all-time
wiimingest wrestler at Wilkes, only
two time EIW A champion in the
history of Wilkes, two-time Male
Athlete of the Year, Division I AllAmerican.
Suffice to sa that Andre

practice. But such is the price
perfection.
Many successful
athletes make the mistake
placing · their athletic endt.a
ahead of their academic
The result is that at the end of
years they have a shelf full
trophies and a scrapbook full
clippings, but no future.
Our Male Athlete of the
is graduating near the top of
class. He has been a regular CII
Dean's List each year. For him,
only have the many houn
wrestling practice paid off, bta
have the many hours of s
After graduation, he is pl3lllllll
attend law school.
We have no doubt that
will continue his winning wa}'I,
whatever arena he chOO!ta
compete.
Congratulations, Andre.

Margo Serafini
amed FemaleAthlet
of the year
by Jim Pyrah

Margo Serafini

Miller is no doubt, one of the finest
wrestlers ever to perform for Wilkes
College and, perhaps, one of the
greatest athletes ever to bring their
talents to this school.
·
Now, you may think that this
is j ust an exaggeration to hype our
Male Athlete of the Year. If you
do, you have simply never seen
Andre wrestle. Andre exudes a kind
of quie t confidence every time he
takes to the mat. The excitement is
contagious and quickly spreads
through the crowd.
Andre is what many of us
hope to be and what most of us
will never achieve. He is a winner,
a champion.
This is not a gift, though. It
is not inherited. Every dual meet
win, every tournament victory,
every honor, tribute, and award has
been bought and paid for with
countless hours of pain and

It
isn't
easy
being
a
letterwinner in two varsity sports.
J ust ask M argo Serafini, our 198687 Female Athlete of the Year.
Margo has been a stellar
performer on both the field hockey
team and the softball team since her
freshman year.
It was as a goalie for the
women's field hockey team this
year that Margo really excelled. If
statistics tell the story then just
listen to the ones that Margo racked
up this season.
·
She was the second leading
goalie, out of 22, in the MAC this
past season. In 11 conference games
she had 180 saves and allowed only
14 goals for a save percen4tge of
.958. The best in the league was

.967.
Overall, Margo had 262 saves
in 16 games l\Ild allowed just 25
goals. She posted a total of 5
shutouts and had a season high 36
saves in one game.
After playing shortstop last
season for the Lady Colonel
softball team, Margo has returned
to her natural position of catcher.
Her bat has been one of the
main offensive weapons for the
Lady Colonels this year. She has
been the leading slugger on the
team to this point in the year.
She went 2 for 4 with a single
and a home run to power Wilkes to
a 5-1 victory over Delaware Valley.
Our Female Athlete of the Year
also contributed a couple of RBI's
in a 10-0 whitewash of crosstown

rival King's College.
It is often very difficult
compete in just one college
but to compete and be successful
two sports takes a special
and a special effort
The sac.ifice and dedication
paid off for Margo though, as
has become the top female a
at Wilkes College this year.
The best part about this
competitor is that she is only
junior. She will be back next
to provide even more action
excitement to the Wilkes Coll
sports fans.
Margo Serafini has set
standard for herself, both on and
the field, that ensures contin
success.
Congratulations, Margo.

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named V .P ·-ou're sure to have
f new faces--new
faculty members,

bers.
month, Wilkes will
er new arrival--Dr.
aldner, who was
ed vice president for
s. Waldner was
tional search to fill
erly held by Dr.
en.
, currently serving as
·eracademic officer) at
University in Atlanta,
IS a political scientist
ialty is the politics,
and foreign policy of

new position at Wilkes.

will be responsible

for al!

departments, the Student

Affairs Office, the Admissions
Office, the Registrar's Office, the
Financial Aid Office, and the
Division of Graduate Studies and
Continuing Education.
Waldner said he plans to arrive
at Wilkes in mid-October and will
begin his duties after Fall Break.
"I am looking forward to being
part of Wilkes," he said, adding that
he was "positively impressed" with
the College at the time of his
interview.
He added, ''I'm interested in the
concept of the institution."
Waldner
said
that
he's
preparing for his new position by
"doing a lot of reading about
Wilkes." He explained that President Christopher Bresiseth and
Robert Beaman, acting vice president for academic affairs, have been
sending him material on Wilkes, induding the mission statement.
Prc~ident Christopher Breiseth

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said that of the four candidates
interviewed from over 100 applicants, Waldner was the "most
articulate" and "fit our current
situation best." This current situation, Breiseth explained, involves
Wilkes' continuing efforts to reform
both
the
core
curriculum
and the governance system.
Breiseth
explained
that
'Waldner "is doing at Oglethorpe
what we are trying to do here-revising the core curriculum a:1ct
marketing the institution."
Waldner's family will mo•;e ro
Wilkes-Barre after Christmas. The
Waldner family will live on campus
in a rented house near Doane Hall
on West River Street.
One of his reasons for relocating, Waldner said, was the
College's location. "I love it here,"
said Waldner, who was lx&gt;m in
Philadelphia. "I feel more at home
here."

ut with
the old
•
the new
Ill with
sure

that at one time or

while walking down South
Street, the average Wilkes

student has caught a
this institution's maj.um. And I'm also sure
were not specifically in
the building that you
it by without so much
a second
thought.
building could easily be
tacular, on the fringes
outdated. Well, as· of
1, 1988, Wilkes College
will be able to witness
lion of the brand new
aid Conference Center and
to the "old gym."
concept of a new Sports
crence Center has been
at WiU&lt;es for a conamount of time, and the
the building is certainly
Says Paul O'Hop, Vice
of Business Affairs and
Enterprises,"It has been
tat the gymnasium is not
comparable to a good high
gym, let alone comparable
of this size."

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With the need for a gym well
established, the next step was to
procure the Board of Trustees'
approval. On July 22 of this year;
the Board unanimously voted in
favor of the construction of the
new . Center. And now, with the
problems of zoning and planning
out of the way, "the plans are
moving along smoothly. Ground
breaking is scheduled for January
1, with the expected completion
date tentatively scheduled
for
December 24, 1988."
Since the construction of the
center is a major step forward for
the reputation of the college, the
building did not only have to be
functional, but modem and state-ofthe-art as well. The gym has to not
only meet the needs of present
Wilkes students but must meet the
needs of future students as well.
The center will have three
floors, replacing the "old gym's"
single level. Ideally, the Center
will not merely be a place to go to
see basketball games or to put in
your four semesters of phys ed, but
a place where recreation for pleasure, as much as for obligation, is
vital.

The lower level will consist of
practice rooms and will be mainly
for physical education purposes.
The rooms may also be used for
dances and social functions . The
first floor will be the conference
center, offices, and the gymnasium.
The second floor will also house
conference ~nd seminar facilities.
This will enable Wilkes College to
"put its best foot forward to the
public," and make the gymnasium
not just part of the college, but part
of the community as well.
With the revitalization of the
building O'Hop stressed that there
would be other changes as well.
"The phys ed program ·will be ·
completely revitalized with the construction of the Center, and it will
also provide students with the best
possible facili'lies and environment."
Because the old gym will have
to be demolished in order to make
way for construction, alternate
facilities must be found to accomodate the needs of the college for
the year that the construction is
underway. O'Hop says no definite
arrangements have been made, but
the college is negotiating with a
number of facilities.

Dr. George Waldner will arrive in October to fill the position of Vice
President of Academic Affairs.

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happen here?
Apathy seems always to be the first word out of
everyone's mouth when students return to campus. Students
are apathetic; they don't want to particpate; they don't want to
get involved. Even the faculty gets accused of being
apathetic. It seems to me, however, that the true problem
with involvement on campus, even the problem of simple
respect and concern about the campus environment comes
down to one thing--awareness. The problem that seems to
be plaguing the college, not to mention the world at large, is
the simple ignorance of the people in the environment.
Many people will take offense at this statement.
Ignorance implies stupidity, and stupidity is one thing that
should not even be hinted at in any institutution of higher
learning. Still, the problem cannot be ign·ored. The plague
of ignorance has even reached into the highest and most
important office in the land--the President of the United
States. When the man in charge of the destinies of millions
of Americans can face his public and claim ignorance of vital
issues, as Ronald Reagan did this entertaining summer with
the the antics of the Iran Contra hearings, how can Wilkes
College be immune to it? When innocent victims of a lifethreaening disease can have their home burned to the ground
by their neighbors, supposedly informed adults, as a young
family in Florida did, how can Wilkes College be safe from
this kind of behavior?
Although Wilkes' problem is certainly not as serious
as the President's or as heinous as th~ AIDS incident, the
impact of ignorance on the campus is still great. The old
cliche states, "ignorance is bliss," and yes, in many cases
this is true. When students are unaware of the appointment
of a new vice-president, when students are unaware of
reasons for trees being taken down on campus, they do not
have to deal with their consciences or give themselves
another thing to think about on top of their classes and their
already busy social life. They can take their ignorance and
their lack of awareness and tum it into something that is seen

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destruction
or
just
general
disrespect.
Improvements have been made on the campus over
the summer and these changes are to be commended. They
are important in their own right. But changing the outside of
the campus does not change the attitude of the students on the
campus. · The most important thing you as a student can do
with your time at Wilkes is to make yourself aware--of
national, state, and local issues. Wilkes College is not a
separate entity and what goes on in the world affects us very
directly. Even more importantly, don't just put your time in
at Wilkes, be aware of things around here. Open your eyes
to everything--if you see someone cutting down a tree ask
yourself "why?" and make it a point to find something out
about it. If you see someone committing an act of
vandalism, do something--stop him or tum him in.
Make it a point to learn about the changes that are
occurring daily here at Wilkes College. Believe it or not,
what goes on here will · affect your future. Join a dub,
become part of an organization; that is perhaps the easiest
way to become aware. Once you have achieved awareness
of your surroundings, apathy is no longer an issue. Once ·
you take the time and initiative to become aware, participation
and respect will follow, and will hardly feel like an effort at
all.
There are many sources of information on ..campus
which students can utilize to become aware--the Daily
Bulletin, WCLH, the closed circuit televisions in SLC. And,
obviously, The Beacon is another medium through which
students can become better informed about campus issues.
Yet The Beacon has often been criticized by students as
being hypercritical. "Why doesn't the Beacon ever have
anything nice to say?" is a complaint we hear regularly. The
people who ask these questions may have a vaild point.
Perhaps The Beacon
is hypercrtical. · But perhaps this
criticism is what it takes to snap people out of their "blissful"
ignorance.

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VOL. XL No. 1 September 10, 1987
Editor-i n-chief. ...... ........... .. .. ...................... .. ........ Lorri Steinbacher
News Editor .... ...... .... ..... ... ...... .. .... .................. ....... ... ..Kim Klimek
Feature Editors ........ ......... ..... ......... ...... .......................Lee Morrell
.................. ........................ ................Korrie Everett
Sports Editors ...... ...... .... .:..... ... .... .... .... ... ...... ... ... .... .........Bill Kern
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Copy Editor. .............. .. ...... ........................... .... .Wendy Rosencrance
Photography Editor .. .. ... .. ............ .............. ........... Elizabeth Mazzullo
Advertising Managers ............... :.. ................. ....... ..... ..Mark Shedlock
................... .... ..... ...................Anne Humphrey
Business Manager .. ......... ..... .... ...................... .. .... ..... .Joel Fomalont
Staff Writer .. .............. ....... .................... ................... :.:Scott Zolner
Advisor ........... ........................ .... .... ......... .... ................ Tom Bigler
Contr ibuting Writers: Bill Barber, Don (Semyon) and Ed
(Buonacore), Craig Larime, Wendy Shwed, David Hassler, Elizabeth
Mazzullo.
Contributing Photographer: Public Relations , Sports Information.

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8:30-11, 1-4, 4-7, 7:30-10
8:30-11, 1-4, 4-7, 7:30-10
8:30-11, 1-4, 4-7, 7:30-10

Friday 8:30~11, 1-4
Joint nurse/physician clinic Monday and Friday
afternoons. Available for emergencies at any time.
The Health Services Office has moved to
Hollenback Hall, which is located across from
the Farley Library on South Franklin Street.

by Kim Kl

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�September 10, 1987

start of a new year

What you can do

Convocation
Breiseth stressed the importance
of gaining control over oneself over
the
course of life despite
difficulties. He said that in spite of
the fact that many people will try
to influence you, it is you,
ultimately, who must make your
own decisions.
Breiseth said that each student
will "chart a unique path through
Wilkes." This means that students
have a chance to widen and broaden
their knowledge by manipulating
and testing what they learn in class.

.

Brciseth speaks to the fres hman class at the Convocation.

Ill

th
ft
Ce
ay!

were there hundreds of
tion, faculty and
pthering outside of the
at 11:15
a.m.
3? This annual sight

should be familiar to most former
freshmen.
"Convocation" is the opening
event of the year. At Convocation
freshmen become better aquainted
with other college members prior
to, during and after a procession to
the Wilkes College Gymnasium.

New Asso ciate
Director
named
Tomali~. associate director
life left Wilkes College
to attend law school.
this mean 1 Mark Allen,
icsidcnce life director, was
for a qualifi,·d person or
fill the position.
said that a committee
the position and felt that
e should be han,lling the
of sup::rvision ol all the
campus. "I ch,1ired a
. We had a national
I felt Leigh had the
ns they were lool ing
Leigh? Leigh Major, of
cw Jersey is a 1983
lkge grad uate. She said

she came back to her alma mater in
hopes of continuing her studies.
She applied and was hired for the
position of associate residence
director of the north end of campus.
According to Allen, Major will be
in charge of supervising staff,
residence assistants , and other
suppport staff. She will have total
administration of halls in her area,
will advise IRHC (Inter-Resident
Hall Council) and will help with
crisis counseling.
The other assistant director
will have similar responibilities,
however this person will live in
Pickering Hall. Allen is seeking to
fill this position. Both will serve
as immediate supervisors to the 33
support R.A.s. Allen said he hopes
the added adult presence will be a
positive contribution to the halls.

PAGE THKEE

Breiseth
said
that
by
part1c1pation in activities and by
experiences on campus, a student is
developing skills which can be
usefol in life.
However,
this
year,
the
"traditionals" (band, ceremonious
clothing and mass audience) of
Convocation were combined with
the
"traditionals"
of
Commencement to form a unique
ceremony. President Christopher
Breiseth wished the best of luck to
the August 1987 graduates and also
welcomed the class of 1991.
Robert Heaman, acting vice
president of academic affairs,
welcomed the incoming class. He
· also wished them the best of luck
in the upcoming year.

for world
hunger
by Lorri Steinbacher
Anyone concerned about the
qual ity of life in this world cannot
help but be concerned about the
problem of world hunger.
As
Wilkes College is part of this
world, it too should be a part of the
continuing fight against hunger.
Last semster, Wilkes made its
contribution to local hunger by
having a canned food drive. Although the drive was successful,
Tony Vento, Campus Minister,
feels that concern should go beyond
people's pantries. In keeping with
this idea, Vento in conjunction
with Dr. Michael Garr and Dr.
Susan Behuniak-Long are organizing a college-wide task force
against hunger.
Ideally, the task force would
involve students, administration,
faculty, and staff. The force would
help people to learn about the
hunger problem, and give people a
chance to act on their feelings.
"Acting,"
says
Vento,"brings
people deeper into caring." the
force will sponsor a Hunger Campaign that would run from the end

of September until November.
Many people have used the
word apathy in relation to Wilkes
students buit Vento disagrees. "I
refuse to buy that college students
don't care, but it's not just enough
to care; you have to act on that
caring." Vento feels that many
times students may care but see no
point in doing so, because they feel
helpless.
"When you make
yourself vulnerable by caring, it can
lead you to depression, and who
wants to be depressed?
Once
depression sets in, you can lose
sight of what you cared about in the
first place. If you have an outlet,
this can be avoided."
The task force intends to
provide that outlet to students who
care but who don't know how to
tum that caring into something
effective and wm:thwhile. At the
very least the task force will give
students and faculty a "safe" place
for support and a forum for their
concerns.
"We're not just working on

. CQntinued on p.10

For a degree of uniformity
and cohesiveness ·
by Lorri Steinbacher
The Board of Trustees while
deciding the {ate of the Sports and
Conference Center were also deciding the fate of another proposed
campus structure, the bell tower and
carillion. I know that the majority
of you may be asking, "A bell
tower? What is it and why is it
going up?"
Paul O'Hop, Vice President of
Development and Auxiliary Affairs
explains that "there is a lack of a
meeting place on eampus. The bell
tower would represent a common
meeting ground for all Wilkes
students."
The new bell tower will be
located on a plot of land between
the Farley Library, and Kirby,
Chase, and Church Halls, essentially right in the center of campus.
The tower, a 62 foot high structure,
would house a caroling bell that
could be sequenced to chime at any
interval the college chose. The
structure will also have clocks on

two sides, facing north and south.
There are also plans, although
nothing definite, to move the
bookstore and mailroom to Church
Hall, • further consolidating the
center of the campus.
The proposed completion date
for the project started out as 1987
Homecoming in late October.
"However," says O'Hop,"Although
it is possible that it will be done in
October, it is highly unlikely. It
will, though, still be a focal point
for Homecoming whether it is
completely finished or not"
It seems only proper that the
tower be the focus of Homecoming
fcstivites considering its origin.
The tower is being built to honor
alumni in general and to honor Dr.
Charles Bums, Class of '35, in
particular. Dr. Bums was a graduate of the fust class of Wilkes
when it was still known as
Bucknell Junior College Dr. Burns
also has the distinction of being the
first graduate ever to become a physician. The Wilkes community

feels that Dr. Bums represents a
fitting
symbol
for
the
accomplishments of all graduates.
A concern was expressed about
the funding of, the project, but
O'Hop stresses that the funding for
the project was procured from
donations by Dr. Bums and his
friends and family. "The money for
the construction of the bell tower
was given to the college specificall{y for the bell tower. These are
not monies we can do anything else
with." It must be noted, however,
that Dr. Bums was approached with
the idea of the bell tower by the
college; the college was not
approached by Dr. Bums.
The bell tower is just one of
many development projects that
O'Hop feels will bring the college,
"a degree of uniformity and cohesiveness."

�PAGE FOUR

. September 10, 1987

Parking rules
to be enforced
Parking has always been at a
premium on campus. pven so, the
person who was willing to take a
chance on parking illegally could
pull off a parking coup with a little
creativity. (How mant times have
you lifted a wooden gate to sneak
your car under?) Well, those days
are over.
Effective Monday,
September 14, at 8 a.m., Wilkes
College will be making a major
crackdown on illegal parkers.
Previously, if a car was found
in a college lot without an
authorized permit, the cars were
given a- warning. On a second
offense, the car was ticketed. On
the third offens~. the car was towed.
Now, there will be no first, second,
and third chances. Any vehicle
without an authorized permit will

New Vending Machines

be towed "without any prior
warning or ticketing, at the owner's
expense."
But don't think that just
because you are the proud possessor
of a parking permit that you are
completely risk free. If you happen
to park illegally within the confines
of the lot, you too will be ticketed.
If a second offense occurs, the car
will be towed.
In audition, all vehicles that
are parked in handicapped spaces.
loading zones, visitors spaces,
sidewalks, grass areas, or double
parked will be towed without prior
warning.
In short, if you don't have a
permit, don't bother trying to park
in a college lot, and if you do have
a permit, park legally.

Friday Night at the Movies
with
.

Crocodile Dundee
Movie to be shown in SLC 101 at 7:00
and 9:30 p.m. (No charge with ID.)

Cl

u're a fres
campus.
do when y
class? Sit
Pe

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eez, there's
like," you s:
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lubs and

Three new vending machines in Stark Lobby offer students a choice of beverages, snacks, and
cigarettes. Similar machines are located in the Student Center and in Pickering Hall.
by Kim Klimek
A student puts 50 cents into
one of the new vending machines at
Stark Learning Center and waits for
a snack to drop to the bottom
compartment. The machines don't
· look much different from last year's
and the student walks. away without
thinking
about
the
simple
exchange.
Where will the profits of the
sale go? Largely, the prr-'i •- ·11

go to student activity groups, as in
the past. What is the difference
between these machines and those
of last year? According to Dean
Jane Lampe, the campus owned
machines will enable the business
office to have more control over the
distribution of profits.
Paul O'Hop, vice president of
business affairs and · auxillary
enterprises, said the new machines
were installed in the latter part of
August in strateg;· rlaces with the .

hopes of bringing more money
the student organizations than
previous years.
Lampe said the contents of
machines are under review bJ
joint faculty/student comm·
chaired by William Stine.
O'Hop said that the p
should outweigh the costs of
installation of the new machi
and he
venture.

a varic
c,academ
artistic,
e student .
academic
s around
e clubs
ields of

New Logo: A sign of the times
by Kim Klimek
Who could not help but notice
the huge "W" signs all over Wilkes'
campus?
Many
students,
wondering about the new signs
with the new logo have asked what
will happen to the college seal.
According to Jane Manganella,
the use of the new "W" logo does
not mean doing away with the
traditional seal.
"The seal is
entirely different and the seal will
be used where appropriate."
Manganella said the logo came
about with the recognition of the
need for signs on campus. There
were no clear signs for visitors,
incoming
freshmen,
transfer
students and the old plaques on the

buildings were not very visable to
the public.
As a result, Dean Jane Lampe
and Manganella said Presidential
Cabinet Members
Christopher
Breiseth, Robert Heaman, Richard
Charles, Paul O'Hop, Cheryl
Scalese, Eugene Manganello, Jane
Manganella, John Pesta, Joseph
Chisarick, Bernard Vinokrvski, and
Phil Tuhy decided to investigate the
possibilities of placing large,
readable signs with the new logo at
designated campus areas.
members
The
Cabinet
_reviewed several designs submitted
by a Philadelphia based firm called
"Signtactics."
The selection
process started in the beginning of
the academic year and went on until

December.
Manganella said there was no
logo previous to this year and that
the development of it will be
extremely useful. The "W" on the
logo is strong enough to be seen by
those in cars passing by a building.
She said the new signs have been
placed on the lawns in front of or
beside six buildings: Weckesser,
Bedford, Stark Learning Center,
Chase Hall, Sturdevant Hall and the
Farley Library.
"This lets you know you're
still on Wilkes College campus,"
said Manganella.
According to
Manganella all the major buildings
on campus will eventually have
signs.

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hello
to anot
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ic endeav,
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ncing blo
campus.
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can now be seen at several sites on campus.

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�September 10, 1987

Canricorn
Pack it up!

Club Day
a time to get

involved!
...
a freshman, new to the
ampus. What arc you gowhen you aren't studying
? Sit in your room and
g? Perhaps sit in your
room and do nothing?
invest that time and join a
campus organization?
there's probably nothing
," you say. That is doubtring there are more than
and organizations on
There arc clubs to meet
a variety of interests:
1c,acadcmic honor societies,
, artistic, publications, and
student leadership.
academic club bases its
around its chosen field.

are under
ulty/student
William Stine.
p said that
utweigh the
1 of the new
.s optomislic

1ring the new

on

There are also four academic honor
societies.
Athletic clubs cover either
sports that are not inter-collegiate,
such as boxing or skiing, or
Varsity clubs like the Letterwomen.
An artistic club covers such
fields as the stage (Cue-n- Curtain),
fine arts, or music (M.E.N.C.).
There are also media clubs which
are covered by the college radio
station, WCLH and the television
club.
There is also a student
Programming Board that plans
most of the outside entertainment,
bands, and dances.
Student leadership is covered
mainly by three clubs. These are
Commuter Council, Inter-Residence
Hall Council (IRHC), and Student
Government. Student Government
plans and supervises the social
calendar and is responsible for such

PAGE FIVE

acuv1t1es as homecoming. Commuter Council regulates activities
for commuting students, while
IRHC
covers
dorm
student
activities.
Finally, there are the student
publications clubs: the Wilkes yearbook (Amnicola), the literary magazine (Manuscript), and the newspaper (The Beacon). Scholarships
are
available
for
· those
earning editorial positions.
This is certain! y not all of the
clubs that are available. It's just a
tiny sampling of them. You can
get a much better point of view at
today's club day program. Remember, you can sign up for many of
them, but don't spread yourself too
thin.
Now isn't that better than doing
nothing!

Gemini - Forget about the past. It's over. Don't let
trivial past misfak~s make their way into your present.
You're only human--or at least you look like one.
Everything works out for the best.
Taurus
Go for it this week. The stars say you can't
lose--if you don't jump into risks wildly.
Like
Napoleon said at Waterloo, "I like two things in a
man: caution and more caution." You too must be
careful.
Aries - Don't forget about your friends. They are
people too, and they are here for more than just your
personal needs. They are nice people. Remind them
of this and compliment them or they won't be your
friends for long.
Cancer - Oooh boy!!! Are you in trouble if you don't
stop running off at the mouth. Everybody is sick of
your bragging, and is abo.ut to form a lynching party
to shut you up once and for all. To save face and
your life "chill out" on your pride.
Leo - Be prepared for a surprise. But please don't
sit on your front porch waiting for it to happen. Fate
can't run into you if it can't find you.

and

Ed
Out on a limb
wacky stunts, zany contests,
hello ,hello, hello!
on those commercial infested top
unusual guests, odd body noises,
IO another fun-packed,
40 stations, or if you want to hear •
and good ole fashioned tom foolery--enriched year of the newest hits by your favorite
every Saturday from 4 to 8 p.m.
endeavors and social artists long before the other stations
! While I'm extending my play them, WCLH is the place to
, allow me to add an listen! WCLH broadcasts every day Trading Fours--Sit back, kick
ial welcome (WE]L- of the week between the hours of 7 up your feet and enjoy Sunday Jazz
a.m. and midnight. And although with Andy Morrell.--every Sunday
IO all of you who are new
afternoon from 3 to 7 p.m.
institution. It is so nice we specialize in New Music, we
also
offer
a
wide
variety
of
special
many new, smiling faces
Now, if ' you're the kind of
ing blouses across our interest shows. These include:
person who likes to particiapte,
campus.
WCLH wants you as well. New
Heavy Metal Monday--Monday
being your first few
Music
91 is entirely run by
a new environment, you eve- nings from 9 p.m. to 12 students. That means that you can
doubtedly want to know midnight, with your host Jim
gain valuable experience, whether it
citing new things are Ferris.
be as an actual FM disc jockey
10 you. I would like to
(imagine the envy of your friends
Rap Show--Get busy with Grand
10 one of those exciting
back home) or as a member of the
Master
Bates and King Ad Lib,
s, and 1 shall start by
general staff. A few time slots are
myself.
I am Don king of the scratch, cut, and blow
still available and everyone is
and I represent just one of dry, every Tuesday evening from 9
welcome to join--so don't be shy!
ting things available to to 12.
Come on up to our studio, which is
campus. No, it's not the
located on the third floor of Darte
new things sold in vending DanceTrax--Your hostess Jackie Center (just follow anyone carrying
across campus.
I . spins all of the hottest sounds from
a flute or a bassoon) and take a look
New Music 91, Wilkes the hottest clubs--Wednesday night
around. I'll be looking forward to
very own FM radio from 9 to 12.
.seeing you (well, some of you
and in one way or another,
anyway). Just kidding.
In the
you! If you like to hear The Don and Ed Show--Those
meantime, keep tuned to New
music that you can't hear zany guys are back with more
Music 91.

Scorpio - Watch your wallet! You don't have as
much money as you think you do. Let you~ friends
pay for the social beverage this wee1&lt;end, or at least
go dutch and pay for your self. Trying to buy your
friends only leaves you broke and friendless.

Sagittarius - Go after Pisces this weekend. They
are the ones for you. But remember casual snuggling
or heavy petting can lead to big problems. Your
Pisces friend will have the "ball and chain" look in his
or her eyes. Don't bite of more than you can chew.
Capricorn - Pack it up, go home, and hide under
your covers. Face it, it won't be a pretty week. Yet if
life weren't depressing once in a while it wouldn't be
worth living.
Aguarius - Did you have a good week or what? And
if you just live life day by day, this week will be yours
for the taking also. So sit back and enjoy; it won't
last forever
Pisces_ - You poor unloved fish. Don't go after the
bait of Sagittarius this weekend unless you would like
your heart put in a blender on "dice."
Virgo - This is it Babe! You're going to hit a dry spell
. after this week, so stock up for a long winter. If you
are thrifty with your love and money things will turn
out for the better.

Libra - Your fate will be a little better than Virgo's,
because where Virgo falls this month you will
prosper. However, if you take advantage of Virgo's
misfortune you will really be in for some paybacks
and they won't be pleasent.

�PAGE SIX

September 10, 1987

Meet The Press

Introducing the 1987
Beacon editorial staff
Hi, My name is Lee Morrell and I
m a 19 year old sophmore English
ajor from Kingston. This is my
econd year with The Beacon but it is
y first year in as Features Editor.
I am Co-Founder and President of
e Scott Zolner fan club.
When I graduate I would like to
ither join a satanic cult or write for a
ewspaper. I may do both and write for
he National Enqurer. (Only kidding
r. Pope). My heroes include Mr.
how Buisness himself, David "Just
all me D_a ve" Letterman, Fred
lintstone, and any body named Conan.
And I am Korrie Everett. I'm a 19
ear old sophmore Communications
ajor from Hauppauge, LI. I am the
roud owner of Earl, the dead cat. He is
y special Guest DJ. at WCLH. I
njoy Fudge Sw irl ice cream and
frothing glasses of skim milk. My
My name is Lorri Steinbacher, and although you can't tell by my
main hobbies are playing my violin and
meek, unassuming look, I am editor-in-chief. I am a junior English
slam dancing, though not at the same
major, hoping to procure a minor in biology sometime before my 30th
time. My goal in life is to be as
birthday. I hail from beautiful Waldwick, NJ. In my spare time I like
famous as Bettina Gregory, Peter
to give myself ulcers and practice proper usage of the semicolon. I am
ennings, and Brenda Starr. And when I
sure i:hat I was a Bob Dylan groupie in another life, and adamantly stand
each my pinnacle of success I will
behind the belief that the most important part of a man's body is his
ierce my nose. One last comment,
nosre_. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - , i r L E A S E DON'T CALL ME RED!
The Advertising Department is
covered by two business minded people.
Mark Shedlock is a 19 year ol('
sophmore Business Administration
major (concentrating in marketing). He
lives in Wilkes-Barre.
Beside serving his second term as
Beacon Advertising Manager, Mark is
doing a repeat p erformance as
Programming Board Film Chairman.
(That's right folks, he's the guy to
thank for the weekend movie). In orde,
to prepare himself for the business
world, Mark is presently doing an
internship in the marketing department
of the United Penn Bank.
The other half of this Advertising
team is Anne Humphrey. Anne is a
senior Business Administration Major
(also co_ncentration in Marketi'ng), with
a French Minor. Anne lives in West
Pittston, the legendary home of the
"Smurl Haunted House".
Anne is doing an internship this
semester with the Small Business
Development Center. She is also the
Treasurer of the Accounting/Business
Club.

Sports departme
·ness Administra1
"Meck's Mad Dog
rt the Colonels.

T

The woman to take the title of News Editor from Beth Mazzullo is ·
Klimek. Kim is a senior communications major from "Nose Bl
Heaven," Mountain Top, PA. Kim is also a member of Circle K.
summer Kim did P.R. internships with the American Heart assoc. and
'Red Cross.

r.

�September 10, 1987

PAGE SEVEN

My name is Wendy Roscncrance. Besides being the Copy Editor, I a m , - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - a junior business administration major with a french minor. My hometown
is Williamsport, PA-- Yes that's right, Bill-Town-- the home of the last
place team in Eastern League Minor League Baseball-- The Bills--, little
league baseball, ,and Beth Mazzullo. Next semester I hope to study in
London, England.

My name is Beth Mazzullo--this year's Photo Editor and last year's News
Editor. I'm a senior English major from scenic Williamsport, PA--home of
Little League Baseball, the "Fanny in the Susquehanny" Float, and yes, the
Beacon's own Wendy Rosencrance. Ardent Dylan worshipper (both Bob and
Thomas) and co-founder with Lorri Steinbacher of the Wilkes-Barre chapter
of the Bob Dylan Fan Club. Goal for the year: to order every item on
Ollie's menu--at least once.

~

department has been graced with the presence of two sports minded people. Bill Kem is a senior
Administration Major (concentrating in Finances). Bill lives in Slocum South. He is a starting member
's Mad Dogs," the offensive line of the football team, and would love to see everyone come out and
lhe Colonels. Bill's co-editor, Lisa Miller, is a second semester junior with a major in communications.
in, Kerhonkson, NY, but now hangs her hat in McLintock Hall. She aspires to be a sports writer for a
aper. She loves to watch basketball (players) and stock car racing.

The Beacon
Advisor
Tom Bigler

My name is Joel Fomalont and I am 23 a year senior
Business Administration Major. I have been the
Business Manager of The Beacon for two years. I am a
resident in_Sterling Hall, where I have a 26" screen TV
with a VCR and cable. I recently completed a co-op
position in Princeton, NJ where I met Brooke Shields.

�September 10, 1987

PAGE EIG!-IT

Tutors
Tutors
d
ff
o ere nee d e d
The Wilkes College Leaming
Center provides free tutoring in all
subjects. For information students
should stop by Kirby Hall, room
202 or call extension 335.
Also, the Leaming Center is
in need of student tutors for the fall

semester. Although tutors in all
subjects are needt:_:d, those who are
proficient in the math and science
areas are in the greatest demand.
Tutors are paid $3.35 per hour and
set their own schedules. Applications can be obtained in Kirby
Hall, room 202.

A portrait

of
J.L.G. Ferris

Above is one J.L.G. Ferris work, named "The Painter and the President"

by Korrie Everett
The Sordoni Art Gallery is
presently featuring works by the
American artist/historian, Jean
Leon Gerome Ferris. Ferris does
realistic paintings of famous
historical events.
Through . his
paintings, Ferris treats us to a
side of history that we rarely
see; we view his subjects in an
ordinary
environment,
eating
breakfast or visiting family.
Ferris spent many
hours
researching his subjects to be
sure of the accuracy of his
paintings.
Ferris was born into an
art1st.Ic
family;
his
father,
Stephan James Ferris, was a wellknown Philadelphia artist and
Ferris' maternal uncles were also
well-known artists. With such a
family it was inevitable that he

become an artist as well.
Ferris was educated first by
his father, then later on at the
Pennsylvania Academy of the
· Fine Arts. At the age ·of twenty,
Ferris was sent to the Academic
Julian in Paris.
Presently,
seventy-eight of
his works are being shown at
the Sordoni Art Gallery. They are
arranged chronolg1cally from the
time of Columbus discovering
the New World to the sinking of
a ship during World War II.
This show is highly recommended to history and art buffs
alike. Stop by any day of the
week for an interesting and
informative afternoon.
Art Gallery times are Monday
through Friday 12-5.
Thursday
eve- nings until 9. Weekend
hours are Saturday 10-5 and
Sunday 1-5.

Ray Owen: A touch
of the outrageous ·
- the Man, the Car, the Tunner
the official Pickering Hall
song, "You Can't Put All
Eggs in One Cake and Eat ii
and I'm Gonna Drink Till I
Double Then Take One of
Home." As you can see,
justification for one review
say, "His ability to take req
uncanny, as his rcpert ·
nothing short of immense."
Ray doesn't have just his
selection to sit back on. He
reputation as good as SanLl!
He has performed with such
musicians as John Cafferty
Beaver Brown Band; Ario G
Don McLean; Blood, Swea!,
Tears; Bob Hope and Tom
among others. He has also r
critical acclaim as a singer
writer from such stars as
Seeger and the Boss himself,
Springsteen. Ray has sev
,bums out, The latest, "Well W
Afternoons," is out on
Records.The album received
al airplay from San Franci
Philadelphia and was acandi
a Grammy Nomination.
As a songwriter, Ray has
Ray Owen, shown above, will perform at 8:00 PM in the SUB on Saturday
awards in such prestigious
and international competiti
the Mid-Atlantic Song Conl
Factory
Song
Gettysburg, PA its-- drum roll Music
by Lee Morrell
please-- Ray Owen. The show starts Competition, and the Am
It's _only the second week of at 7:30 p.m. on Saturday the 12th Song Festival. He was al
classes. Everything has j ust begun. and is happening only in the minated for a NACA (N
Student Center.
Association of Campus Acti
The Programming Board isn't ready
Ray
boasts
a
repertoire
of
over
Campus
Entertainment Aw
to do its thing yet. Or is it? If you
90, yes, 90 artists from which he 1986.
said "it is!" you win the $64 .00
takes his material.
They range
The repertoire is huge,
question.
from the Allman Brothers to Neil . reviews are great so why not
Following a very successful
gym dance, featuring the music of Young (sorry no "z's") and just yourself to a night of music
comedy on the Programming
E ntre Nous, the Programming about everything in between.
He also docs his own material Showtime is 7:30 on Satur
Board is proud to present the first
which includes . such timeless 12th, in the S.U.B. Get 1h
installment of the '87-'88 Solo
classics
as ''I'd Like to Drown my time, seating is
Concert Series (formerly known as
Troubles-- But I Can't Get My first serve basis.
the No-RSVP Coffeehouse Series).
Girlfriend Near theRi ver", "Lincoln All the way from historical

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2- "Project X"
Film
3- Patty Larkin
Solo-Concert
9- Tim Cavanaugh
Comedian
10- "Burglar"
Film

3-Kirk Edwards
Solo-Concert
6- Comedian
To Be Announced
14- Gym Dance
21- "Platoon"
Film
DECEMBER

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inc what Programming Board
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
There could be nothing better
Than one year with you!
Happy Anniversary Snuggle
Bear!
love, Kathie

PAGE NINE

5- Karen Goldberg
Solo-Concert
12- Gym Dan~e

Feeling
pressured?
Feeling tied up in knots?
Campus life got you all
stressed out? -- Campus
Counseling is offering a 6
session stress management workshop to help
you cope more effectively with stress. If
you're interested in leading a · more relaxed,
productive life call Ext.
281
for further infom1ation and sign-up.

By Bill Barber

Bookstore
Blues

Ah, yes. It's back to school we
go, tra la. New backpack and white
Reeboks. Pockets full of stolen
pens.
Tuition is paid, thanks
Mom. Thanks bank. Thanks Sallie Mae. If I ever graduate, the next
thirty-five years of my life will be
locked into a guaranteed debt
structure that will keep me "workin'
for the company store." But for
now I've got $4.00 a month left
over for food and clothing. Not a
bad budget, all and all. That is,
until the trip to the College
Bookstore.
Didn't I learn in History 101
that w0nopolies had been busted
open under fair market laws?
Doesn't all the confusion we have
in dealing with the telephone
company lately prove that nobody
can have a throathold on business
in this country? Yet, here at the
Wonderful World of Wilkes (and I
suppose most ' other institutes of
higher learning), every semester we
come to the painful realization that
books, good old books, are fast on
their way to becoming the new gold
standard. It seems that the only
Murphy's law in force is that the
cost of one's books may equal but,
in most cases, not exceed the price
of one's tuition.
Now, I don't mind books.
Don't get me wrong. Some of my
best friends are books. But $29.50
for an anthology of British and

American poetry? And all we're
reading is the British · Poets??
That's almost $15.00 worth of
wasted poets, so to speak. I realize
that $15.00 for 30 poets breaks
down to about 50 cents a poet, give
or take, which isn't a bad price to
pay these days for poets. On the
open market. But still, couldn't ·we
just go over to the used bookstore
on South Main Street and pick up
the same anthology for, say, 25
cents. With or without algebra that
still comes out to just a little over
a penny a poet!
.Well, I've decided I'm getting
my B.A. in Bookstore! That's all
there is to it. Why struggle to
become a practicing chemist, a
violinist, or a certified public
accountant, when, if you drop out
now and open a college book store,
you'll be racing across Biscayne
Bay in a 42 foot launch by the time
you're 30. $20.95 for Finite Math?
Why, the Norton Anthologies,collcctively and
individually, have
cost me so far somewhere around
one hundred dollars!! I had to build
a whole new book shelf just to hold
them. I have an incurable case of
tennis elbow from carrying them,
and every time I go back to the
bookstore, good old Norton,
whoever he is, has just come out
with another revised edition.
Why, you might suggest, don't
I buy used books? Well! Even
·my used psych book with those
little pictures of brains cut iq half,

with those great diagrams of rats
running through endless mazes,
wasn't cheap. It has been marked to
shreds in miles of squiggly yellow
underlinings and
love notes
scribbled several semesters ago. I
know. I sold it back to the bookstore last fall for 27 cents, and I
just ran into it again, my very own
recycled psych book, and the poor
kid that was buying it was getting
soaked for a good 15 bucks! When
you stop to figure it out, that's
almost four months worth of food
and clothing.
No, my mind's made up. I'm
going to drop out of school and
open my own College Bookstore. I
don't need Econ 101 to understand
the concept of "triple mark-up." I
don't need Principles of Accounting
to know when my budget is being
used for cat litter. All I'll need is. a
good calculator to add up my profits
when I can sell used books at the
same price people are paying on the
open market for several pairs of
large, mating minks.
It's obvious that we're running
out of educational options. Either
you become a Doctor, a Lawyer, or
a Bookstore Owner. There's just no
four ways about it.
But think,

when
you
own
your
own
bookstore, you can just lock the
doors late at night, lean back, fluff
up all your money, and have a nice,
long, luxurious,jree read.

�PAGE TEN

September JU, 19li7

Hunger
Continued from p.3
local, global, and physical hunger,"
Vento maintains, "It is also a way
to work on our own hungers. It
can satisfy the hunger of the heart,
giving us a chance to open up to
others. Itcan satisfy hunger of the
mind by allowing us to use our
abilities to both analyze and solve
problems. It can also satisfy the
hunger of our hands to effectively
work to make a difference."
In order to promote fight
against hunger, the Hunger Campaign has four central events designed to further the awareness of
local and world hunger collegewide. The kick-off to the campaign
will be a Hunger Banquet, on
Tuesday September 29,1987 from
11 a.m. to 1 p.m. This banquet
intends to illustrate the reality of
world hunger. The second event is
a crop walk on October 11. There
will also be Hunger Teach-in in

November, and the final event
would be Campus Action Week,
from November 16-20. The week
would include another canned food
drive and a v;&gt;luntary day of fast at
the cafeteria
Through the four
events, the task force plans to
involve faculty, students, clubs
organizations, and sports teams in
the fight against hunger.
Through the task force and the
hunger campaign Vento and those
involved also hope to bring
awareness education and action
about world hunger to Wilkes
A person can recognize a
problem, but until a person can
actively help fight that problem,
there is no sense. Says Vento,"To
know and not to do is not to
know."
If you have concerns about
world hunger and would like to help
in any capacity, you can contact
Tony Vento at 823-4168, Dr.
Michael Garr at ext. 466, or Dr.
Susan Behuniak-Long at ext 486.

CALENDAR FOR ACADEMIC YEAR
1987-88
FALL SEMESTER-1987 (70 DAYS)
Fall Break Friday, October 16 5 p.m.
Classes Resume Wednesday, October 21 8 a.m.
Thanksgiving Break Tuesday, November 24 10 p.m.
Classes Resume Monday, November 30 8 a.m.
Classes End Tuesday, December 15 10 p.m.
Reading Day Wednesday, December 16
Final Examinations Begin Thursday, December 17,
8:30 a.m.
Final Examinations End Wednesday,Decemqer 23 10
p.m.

Don't Jump!! Join The Beacon!!
Do you enjoy writing? Do you enjoy drawing? Maybe you
just enjoy having fun while learning new things. If so, the
Beacon has a position for you. We are always looking for
people to help with writing, drawing, or layout. No
experience is ever necessary just call ext. 379 or come up
and talk to one of our friendly staff members in our office
on the third floor of the Student Center. What have you

on the matur
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SPRING SEMESTER-1988 (70 days)
Classes commence Wednesday, January 20 8 a.m.
Winter Break Wednesday, February 17 5 p.m.
Classes Resume Monday February 22 8 a.m.
Easter Break Friday March 25 5 p.m.
Classes Resume Tuesday, April 5 8 a.m.
Classes End Friday, May 6 10 p.m.
Final Examinations Begin Monday, may 9 8:30 a.m.
Fianl Examinations End Saturday, May 14 4:30 p.m.
Commencement Sunday, May 22 11 a.m.
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PAGE ELEVEN

outh holds key for
soccer success Lady Colonels anticipate good year
knee injury. Enter Lenny Rosanoff.
Lenny was called upon to complete
the rest of the game and did an
success of this year's team
outstanding job. If Saturday's
on the maturation rate of
season opener was -any indication of
man/first-year players. If
things to come, we· just may need
newadditions can mesh with all five keepers.
·
t which is already present
Hosanoff and the rest of the
Colonels' organization, this
Wilkes defense were able to shut
will be a productive one. At down the Baptist attack and recorded
ning of camp, ql1\te a few
the Colonels' first shutout. Ryan,
blended in with the more
Andy Renner, John Myers, and
ones. Some of the names
Doug Albertson aided Rosanoff in
you may be familiar with
the causes. Two new attacking
Paul "Chooch" Tavaglione,
midfielders were added to the
Jopa" Pursell, Gerard "G- _ starting roster this year.
Chris
Piazza, and Matt Ryan.
Shenefield and Mike Lenczycki are
imatcly a dozen new faces
destined to add some extn
tcd at the start of this excitment to the offense.
a campaign, including five
Shenefield helped the Colonels
goalies.
.muster the offense needed to defeat
ou may be wondering why Baptist Bible. With time running
y goalies were recruited. out in the first half, the Colonel's
when both Don Shaw and freshman darted down the left side
ins graduated last year of the field and crossed the ball into
Coach Phil Wingert didn't the goal area in order to create a
any time looking for dangerous scoring opportunity.
cnts. You may still be While the ball was in flight, it was
to yourself, "Okay, so they redirected by Gerard Piazza onto the
goalies, why do they need awaiting foot of John Pursell. The
To explain these questions shot beat the Baptist goalie cleanly
e to take you back to as netting rippled behind him.
' prcseason opener against
Wilkes
next home contest
Bible, In which freshman will be nect Tuesday at 4:00 against
Tronkowski had to be Division
III
power The
off the field because of a University of Scranton.

also have several skillful upper
classmen returning. The seniors
include: Debbie Decesare, Susan
Dicton,
Debbie Marquart, and
The Lady Colonel hockey
Donna
Vasquez.
Also returning
earn will start its 1987 season
vhen it hosts the Misericordia are junior Jennifer Gluc and
sophmores Donna Brown, Brenda
~ougars on Saturday. The team is
·oming off an outstanding 1986 Fyfe, Alisa Gellar, Tara Haas,
:eason and 1987 looks just as Kelly Wandel, and Susan Barr who
took on the newly opened task of
1romising.
· The lady stickers have both tending goal.
In addition to the dedicated
youth and experience on their side.
upper
classmen, Coach Meyers has
They are led by their talented
captains Kim Cooper, Joyce Dait, an outstanding group of incoming
and Jane Zeller. Each member of freshmen. The freshmen include
the trio is entering her fourth Jennifer Huber, Martina Petrosky,
varsity season as a lady colonel. Dawn Smith, Toni McCormack,
Resides the eaptians, the stickers Khiet Huynh, Susan Harris, Kristin
by Wendy Shwed and
David Hassler

Terwilllnger. These new stickers
have speed, excellent attitudes and
good team spirit. They should
prove to be very valuable in the
1987 season.
Coach Meyers has used her
experienced letterwomen as well as
newcomers to develop a new
attacking unit and replace losses due
to graduation. Meyers is happy
with the team's attitude and its
sdesire for a winning season.
The team will be playing five
MAC teams this year and has tough
games early on. We wish the beat
of luck to the lady stickers and hope
that everyone will come · and
·support their efforts.

Trivia '87
by Lee Morrell
Welcome back to school,
students and sports fans alike. It's
quite nice to finally hear talk of
football. This weekend will see the
start of the Wilkes Campaign. The
boys will be home against Cortland
State at l:30p.m. Let's all get out
there and cheer them on.
Off the "Rah Rah" stuff and on
to the business at hand, TRIVIA!
As I had mentioned, real football
starts this weekend, so why not
start with some Pro-Football
questions.
Question #1
Whose 10 season record as head
coach of the Raiders was 103-32-7,
with an impressive .750 winning
· percentage?

SENIOR FIELD HOCKEY PLAYERS Jane Zeller Debbie
DeCesare, Joyce Diat. kneeling, Donna Vasquez, su'san Dicton,
Kim Cooper, Debbie Mar uart.
·

CER CAPTAIN'S Matt Ryan and Paul Tavaglione

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2:00 p.m.
4:00 p.m.
1:30 p.m.
4:00 p.m.
11:00 a.m.
4:00 p.m.

WOMEN WANTED
The Women's Varsity
Soccer Team is in it's first
season and looking for anyone
·.villing to give a new team a try.
Practice is at Kirby Park near the
tennis courts (not the W_ilkes
courts) every week day at
4:15pm. For more info-call
Kelley at (829-9786 or ext. 105)
or call the athletic dept. at ext
340.

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LYCOMING
ELMIRA
7 JUNIATA
at Moravian
4 ELIZABETHTOWN
7 LYNCHBURGH
at Albright
ALLENTOWN
LOCK HAVEN
at Susquehanna

11:00 a.m.
2:00 p.m.
3:00 p.m.
1:30 p.m.
3:30 p.m.
2:00 p.m.
3:00 p.m.
3:00 p.m.
3:00 p.m.
11:00 p.m
2:30 p.m
1:30 p.m

FIELD HOCKEY
SEPTEMBER
Sat.
12 MISERICORDIA
. Thurs. 17 at East Stroudsburg
Sat.
19 at Albrighy
Tues. 22 - SUSQUEHANNA
Thurs 24 LEBANON VALLEY.
Sat.
26 DELAWARE VALLY
Sun.
27 St. Lawrence (at Bloomsburg)
Tues. 29 at Scranton

BOWLING CLUB IS BACK!
We meet Fridays from 4pm-6pm·
at Chacko's Bowling Lanes.
Bnwling officially starts Friday,
September 11th. Set up your
own team of four persons, or
come on your own. This is
open to both faculty and
students. For information call
Wally (President) at 825- 7809 o
Len (VP) at 825-2609.

If you know tell us, if you don't
better luck next time. The prize is
$5.00 as usual. We are on the 3rd
floor of the SUB or at ext. 379

Thurs. 1
Sat.
3
Sun.
4
Tues.
6
Sat.
10
Wed.
14
Fri.
16
Sat.
24
Sun.
25

OCTOBER
MARYWOOD
WESLEY
at FDU-Madison
at Lycoming
JUNIATA
at Messiah
CORTAND
ELIZABETHTOWN
BLOOMSBURG

1:00 p.m.
3:30 p.m.
1:00 p.m.
3:30 p.m.
3:30 p.m.
1:00 p.m.
10:00 a.m.
4:00 p.m.

4:00 p.m.
2:00 p.m.
2:00 p.m.
4:00 p.m.
1:00 p.m.
3:30 p.m.
4:00 p.m.
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�Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA

No.1

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•
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87 Colonels look to continue w1nn1ng
Hubert, sophmore Keith
and junior Jim Pyrah, who
as a freshman. All foi
good shot at starting.
Graduation also took
on the linebacker position.
will move from defensive

by Bill Kem
Last season the Wilkes
College Colonels enjoyed their first
winning season since 1974. Most
people would see this season as a
down year, but with thirty returning

letrennan headed by All-American

Tony DiGrazia and pre-season AllAmericans Joe Daches and Mark
Habeeb the outlook for the 1987 ·
season looks very bright
A mojor key for a successful
season will depend on
young
rebuilt offensive line which returns
only one starter. Head Coach Bill
Unsworth feels that the talant
returning in the skilled posistions
will make the offense explosive.
"The versatility of our skill people
will help our offensive line, which
we've had to rebuild," stated
Unsworth. "This could be a real
fun year."
Leading the Colonel attack
will be senior Carl Deluca, who
will replace Brad Scarborough who
holds almost every Colonel passing
record. "Carl's a different type of
athelete than Brad was. He is more
patient, so we'll see more secondary
receivers catching the ball."
Lining up behind Deluca at
fullback
will
be
sophmore
Courtney Mcfarlane who missed
last season because of a knee
mJury. "McFarlane's got blazing
speed." Unsworth added, "He gives
us what we didn't have last year,
that speed."
Sophmore Dean Ambosie,
who set a record with most rushing
yards as a freshman with 912 yards
will start at one wingback. "Dean's
got to learn half-back and fullback
so we can play him at other
places," said Unsworth. "We'll have
both Dean and Courtney in the
backfield and who are you going to

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outside linebacker, while
linebacker junior Andy B
sophmore Steve Tehans~
leading canidates. Also I
b,eak the staniag liae•
(rr ,
Scott Rauch and sophm
, ~
Miller.
\
The secondary looks~
of the strong points of the
~ J:#
Defense. Four year s
Wall
will join Ha
comerback. Senior Fred
junior Mike Canterella
duty at strong safety.
starter Dan Dougherty will
free safety.
Handling the kicking
will be junior Shawn
FOOTBALL CAPTIANS Bob Wall,
Daches, and Tony DiGrazia
Doing the punting will be
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against the Colonels.
by being named defensive player of
Next Saturday at 1:30
There will be three players
Heading the offensive line will
the week. Habeeb was one of the Colonels will host Corti
also seeing considerable time at be junior Jim Byrne. Byrne is the
steadiest
preformers
in
the It will be the first of
wingback for the Colonels: junior only returning starter from last
Colonel's secondary with six challenges facing this yeai
P.J. Solazzo, who missed last year's offensive line that only
interceptions.
So next Saturday take ab
season with a shoulder injury, yielded fifteen quarterback sacks.
The . defensive line will be the books and give some
fellow junior Jim Farrell who Starting at the other guard will
bolstered by the return of senior the Colonels.
finished in the top ten in receptions either be senior transfer Sam Daniel
Mike Duncan who missed last , - - - - - - - - -in the MAC, and sophnore Billy or junior Jim Feldusen. Sophmore
season with a knee injury. Also on
George who started every game for Dale Cargin will start at center,
the defensive line will be sophmore SEPTEMBER
the
Colonels
last
year
with fellow
sophmore Kyle
Timmy
Hopkin's
who
saw Sat. 12 CORTLAND
"Those are two of the best Sheckler and jun_ior Bill Kem
considerable playing time as a Sat. 19 at Albright
receivers in the nation," said starting at the tackle spots.
freshman, and promising freshman Sat. 26 SUSQUEHANNA
Unsworth referring to seniors Tony Rounding off the offensive line at
Brian Cwalinski who should see
DiGrazia and Ron Ulitchney. tight end is sophmore Mike
~ot of playing time.
OCTOBER
DiGrazia ranked first in the MAC Harrison who started the second half
For four years All-American Sat. 3 MORA VIAN
and sixth in the nation in receiving of the season for the Colonels.
Bernie Kusakavitch was a dominant Sat. 10 at Upsala
and set a single season record for
The Colonels' defense will be
force from his defensive end spot. Sat. 17 at Delaware Val
the Colonels with 65 receptions. lead by pre-season All- Americans
There are four players batttling for Sat. 24 Lebanon Valley
Ulitchney finished second in the Joe Daches and Mark Habeeb.
the two defensive end spots. Sat. 31 WIDENER
MAC in receptions and made it Daches, who played defensive end
Leading the list of canidates is
impossible to play double coverage last season, was honored last season
junior Kevin Ronalds, junior Larry NOVEMBER
2 ==:.:....:::....!:.:::::::....=:.=:..::...:.:...:.::~=---........----------------------------rl Sat. 7 at Juniata

37

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use, condoms
ed as the pref.
tion against
disease (b:
tinence). Now
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and on many

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bookstore.
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Sat.

14 at Lyromiog

•Purcell... . John is a senior ~usiness. Aclip.inistratioris major from Upper\
'Black Eddy, Pa. Purcell;a midfielder scored the winning goal ill last
Saturday's game against Baptist Bible. Ptn:cell's, goalcame late in the .
first half of the game on ap assist by Girard Piazza. The goal was.an 18
September 15th. Anyone
&lt;yard volley kn(?Cked int&lt;&gt; the ~ft hand CQrnet 9f the goat A photo of ed should sign up at lhe
&gt;John was not availab}y at pt~ time.
Information Office in lhe
floor of W eckesser Hall.

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use, condoms have been
as the preferred form
n against sexually
disease (barring, of
ncnce). Now, condoms
ger something bought
a drug store counter;
advertised in national
and on many televison
of the concern with
s are now available
bookstore. Students
have to face possible
t in a local drug store
to be protected against

disease or to prevent unwanted pregnancies; they can purchase condoms on campus.
Condoms are already available
in the Health Services Office free of
charge.
The possibility of placing
condoms in several of the new vending machines on campus has been
discussed and is the subject of some
controversy.
A committee, chaired by Dr.
Clyde Houseknecht, was formed to
recommend what items would be
made available for sale in these
machines. The committee met for
the first time Tuesday during activities period to make a recommendation to the President's Cabinet as to what it felt should go in
the machines, but no decision was
reached. The committee will meet
again next Tuesday at 12 p.m. in

SLC 361.
If the committee recommends
that condoms be put in the machines, the contraceptives may be
made available in vending machines
in Pickering Hall, in Evans Hall, in
Miner Hall, and in the Student ·
Center.
According to Jane LampeGroh, dean of student affairs, the
condoms will be wrapped in a "very
discreet package."
Lampe-Groh believes that
making condoms available for sale
in vending machines may take away
the embarassment usually associated with buying "protection."
"Sex is a very private matter,"
she said. "You might want the ar10nymity in buying any hygiene
product."
Condoms are currently available at the bookstore.

kering sees several improvements
Hall is the home of
Sllldcnts, about half of
an campus male poprding to Mark Allen,

director of residence life. Pickering
also houses the book store, dorm
student's dining hall and Residence
Life Office.
Allen said that some of the
changes in the hall since last year

include: color coded doors for aesthetic reasons, improved hallway
lighting, and new carpeting on the
first floor. There is also the possiblity of a new assistant director of
housing being added to the present

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ild the stone wall outside Chase Hall. According to John Pesta, director of Purchasing, the
the stone was crumbling and the stone wall was beginning to pull away.

staff.
the communal bathrooms, but I do
The main hall is divided up into enjoy having my own room."
about nine halls. Each smaller hall
He said that he, too, noticed the
has its own Residence Assistant paint on the first floor doors wasn't
(R.A.), who advises the dorm wearing well. "I think the color
students in that hall and supervises coding was a good idea, but the
those students.
· paint wasn't done too well. The
Jeff Wilt, the R.A. in Dirksen paint on doors is peeling off."
Hall in Pickering, said he likes
What do some of the students
working in that hall. He said that think about Pickering? Gary Fabhe likes the fact that Pickering is a iano, of Priapus Hall said "It's O.K.
central dorm building which is It's a room and a bed." Tom
convenient to live in because it has Prianzo, also a resident of Priapus
the cafeteria and the bookstore. Hall said "It's like a real dorm - it
Wilt says that although the doors
Continued p. 3
were recently painted on the firsr
floor, the paint on them is already
peeling and it has a tendency to run
when wet.
He said that the new carpeting is
already full of burn holes from
students dropping cigarettes. "The
kids mistreated it and showed a lack .
of respect for what was done." On
thoughts of making the hall co-ed,
. Wilt adds, "They'd have to do a lot
more work before they could make
it co-ed."
Steve Bardsley, R.A. of Webster
Hall in Pickering, said he was in
Evans Hall last year. He spoke of
the differences between the two
halls. Bardsley said walls are thicker in Pickering so they hold the
sound better. "In Evans, the sound
echoes down the hall. I don't like

�PAGE TWO

September 17, 1987

Editorial

Letter to the editor

Enrollment is on the rise at Wilkes College. These were probably
words of comfort to all those concerned with the welfare of the school.
The president, the Board of Trustees, and any one of a number of our
administrators probably slept much easier after hearing that more
students were enrolled at Wilkes than last year. After all, more students
mean more money, and more money means more prestige for Wilkes.
The number of students in and of itself adds a little prestige to the
school, and definitely improves the school's image. After all, when you
read that more people enrolled and were accepted at a school you are
considering attending, doesn't that make a good impression? Doesn't
that lead you to believe that Wilkes is such a good school that many
people find the school worthy of attending?
That's what I believed after a superficial examination of the facts.
Enrollment is up. People want to come here, right? Then, just by
chance, I happened to come across a copy of the Wilkes College
application for admission. The application, although attractively
displayed in the viewbook, amounts to nothing more than a mere
regurgitation of vital statistics--your name, address, the major you wish
to pursue, and some information about your parents. The application
process is as simple as that. I've applied for credit cards that asked for
more information than Wilkes asks for on its application.
True, the application does request that a student's SAT score~
be sent to the College. Although this is a comforting thought, i1
states nowhere in the viewbook or the Bulletin what the minimum
SAT score is. This leads me to believe that the SAT may mean
very little to the College when it is considering an applicant fo1
admission. Granted, the SAT is not everything, and you cannot
truly judge anyone on the basis of one test score. But, in addition
the application does not even mention secondary school transcript:
as a requirement for admission. Without that piece of valuable
criteria, you may as well allow anyone who has the money to
attend Wilkes College. In fact, if one looks at the application
alone, one would be led to believe . that if you have the financial
capacity to attend, the school will be willing to •overlook any
possible lack of intellectual caoacitv to do so.
This should not be the case. When considering a student for
admission, the school has an obligation, to itself and to the students
already attending the school, to look at the applicant's credentials, as
well as to his ability to function in the environment the College wants
to cultivate. If Wilkes' application is any indication, the school seems
to want to maintain the student body at at least a fourth grade level.
intelligently and to communicate effectively. In orde~ to see th~t a

Continued on

Student questions reasons
behind bell tower

To the Editor:

Once again the students of
Wilkes College are getting the
opportunity to see the groundbreaking for yet another magnificent structure on campus. This
time we will be hearing the
caroling of bells as we stroll the
campus grounds. For whom does
the bell toll? Certainly not for the
students who watch their dorms
deteriorate with each passing year or
for their classmates who leave
school because they can no longer
afford the tuition.
When I first heard about the
.proposed bell tower, I questioned
the funding for the project. While I
was upset to find out that Dr. Bums
had donated the money specifically
for the building of the tower, I was
somewhat quieted knowing that it
was not being paid for by the stu-

A pawn in their 2ame

Sure, it's pretty-but -w hat does
it do?
by M. E. Evers

.4

Welcome to the site of the
1987-88 World Wrestling Federation Championships. What, you
say,
you didn't realize that the
VOL. XL No. 2 September 16, 1987
Wrestling Championships were
being held at Wilkes College this
year? Didn't you notice the signs
Editor-in-chief...................... ................................ Lorri Steinbacher
all over campus? You know, the
News Editor ................................................................ Kim Klimek
ones with the big white "W"?
Feature Editors ........................_....................................Lee Morrell
Wait a minute. What do you
.......................................................... Korrie Everett
mean, that's the new Will&lt;:es logo?
Sports Editors .................................................................. Bill Kern
Does this mean that Hulk Hogan
................................................................Lisa Miller
won't -be coming to the new Sports
Copy Editor ....................................................... Wendy Rosencrance
and Conference Center?
Damn.
Photography Editor ..............................................Elizabeth Mazzullo
And I was hoping I could get "up
Advertising Managers ................................................. Mark Shedlock
close and personal" with the
............................................... Anne Humphrey
Hulkster....
Business Manager...................... ................................Joel Fomalont
But this column isn't about
Staff Writer ........................................................ :........ Scott Zolner
the World Wrestling Federation; it's
Staff Cartoonist. ..................................................... .Joseph Iannuzzi
about that logo. That "W." That
Darkroom Assistant ................................................... Donna Yedlock
unsightly bit of graphic art that's
Staff Photographer ........................................................ Bruce Alexis
adorning almost everything on camAdvisor ........................................................................ Tom Bigler
pus these days, from signs to vans,
from notebooks to (so I've heard)
Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Don (Semyon) and Ed the drinking fountains and urinals
(Buonacore), Craig Larime, Wendy Shwed, David Hassler, Tom Urso, in the new gym. The new logo, in
Elizabeth Mazzullo, Lenny Skursky, M.E. Evers, John Gordon, Marsha and of itself, is not necessarily a
bad thing (even if it does look as if
Howes, Rikkie Pace, and Friend..
it belongs on the front of the jersey
of a large, overly muscular blon&lt;l
Contributing Photographer: Lee S. Morrell.

trb~ 11Ll~acon

dents in any capacity. Now I am to
understand from reading The Beacon
that "Dr. Bums was approached
with the idea of the bell tower by
the college," and not the half-truth
that we were told. According to
Paul O'Hop, this project is supposed to bring "a degree of uniformity and cohesiveness" to the
college, but in reality it is creating
confusion · among the students,
because the money can be put to
better use. What about offering
more scholarships to bring quality
students to Wilkes in order to raise
our academic standards, better research and laboratory facilities for
academic growth, or anything that
would affect the students more
directly than a bell tower.
Students only know what they
are told. They are led to believe
their administrators, and it causes
some confusion to see contra-

man).

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
The problem with the new
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the logo is th at it's new.
Newly
individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be created, th at is. Newly designed,
newly implemented, newly paid for.
withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be Ah, there's the rub--money. Sure,
Ls-=ig'-n_e_d_to_in_s_ur_e_v_al_idi_·ty-=-·------------------' you can see the sign all over

campus. Sure, it's an improvement .
over the official College seal. But
how much did this aesthetic improvement cost?
Let's face facts, folks, this is a
college--or, if you will, an institution of higher leaming--not a
fashion show. True, it's nice to
have an attractive campus, but I
can't help thinking that there are
better things for the College to
spend its money on than new signs .
What, you might ask? New
professors, for one thing. We are,
after all, presumably here to get a
degree. Some of us (perish the
thought!) are actually here to learn

dictions in print. I cannot
the building of a bell tower
administrator that proclai
students to be the heart and
the college community, but·
on requesting money f11
necessary structures over
benefits. One of the pu
this bell tower is to have a
meeting place on campus,
already have the Studenl
Building, and the newly r
Stark Lobby also meets ~
pose. Positive changes can!l
on our campus to a lesser
making us what we are, w·
ting us grow a little at a time
bell tower tries to make us
thing we are not. I welco
clarification of the facts to
students understand the
behind the bell tower.

something in the pr
pursuing that elusive B.S. oc
and it seems that academics
be allotted at least as much
as, oh, the new gym.
If you think Wilkes
enough professors (as well as
than enough administrators),
copy of last spring's
schedule and flip through it.
how many courses are
sections. Some of theses
tions are taught by current
fessors, true, but many m
taught by "adjuncts" or ,.
tors"--people hired to teach
one, maybe two, courses.
The main problem ~i
juncts is, of course, that
them hold very few office h

y, students pas
desk and sect
the front offic
Center. The
patrolling Wi
different fn
the campus last
are trained guar
or those in troub
le_around the e
Why hire new
g to Director o
nski who is in
· g guards, m~
schedules and c
the reason for hii

on duty 24 ho
week. Gla21
for the safe
campus, the ·
]dings and f cars." Jo
iate directo

rude."
it was·ridicul
ts would nee
to identify th,
parking wa~
needs more
ering residents
ters. "
Otl
he enjoyed th

Need to talk to yo
clas~? Chances ,
him unless your 5C

with his. Need tc
? No dice. Neei:
. Forget it.

's a bigger pr
Adjuncts are ofte:
ch introductory c,

hired in place c
rs. Why? It's c
Uege, no doubt--a
't have to worr)
adjuncts and payini

lem with this
part-timers co
s, fewer peop
each upper-le"
lines. Take th&lt;
Lit departmen
t only do fre:

deal with hunting

tors to ask que
selection of uppe
• sadly reduced fror
, thus turning
well-rounded major
·se in itself.
departments rel
part-timers to fiI:
slots---m10ng then
Business and Econ

�lions in print. I c
building of a bell
ninistrator that p
tents to be the h
college community
requesting mon
essary structures o
efits. One of the
bell tower is to
:eting place on ca
acty have the S
!ding, and the new
k Lobby also m
:. Positive changes
mr campus to a
ing us what we
us grow a little at a
tower tries to m
~ we are not. I
fication of the f:
:nts understand
1d the bell tower.

:thing in the
1ing that elusive B
t seems that aca
otted at least as m
1, the new gym.
[f you think
:h professors (as
enough admini
of last sp
ule and flip throug
many courses
ns. Some of th
are taught by c
s, true, but man
by "adjuncts"
people hired to
1aybe two, courses.
he main problem
is, of course,
1old very few offi

September 17, 1987

security

PAGE THREE

brings increased protection

urity, said the guards also help
escort students to their dorms at
,students pass by the in- night. The extension number for
desk and security guard those needing help is 399.
die front office of Stark
Those making up the new secCenter. The uniformed urity force include Glazenski and
patrolling Wilkes Carn- Marianacci, and guards Alfred Berdifferent from those rettini, Paul Gallagher, Arty Eddy,
Dale Hughes, Frank Myerski,
campus last year.
trained guards, watch- Frank Siene, and Tony Wienlhose in trouije or caus- ckowski.
around the entire carnWhat do others think of the new
y hire new guards? campus security? Nazila Veroto Director of Security - - - - - - - - - - - - ki who is in charge of
" ... 0 ur JO
. b IS to be
guards, making out
ules and controlling
reason for hiring a new . friends with everyone,
was increased prot-

on duty 24 hours a day,
• week. Glazenski said
for the safety of the
campus, the protection
lluildings and also, the
of cars." John Mari-

rude."
tit was ridiculous that
ts would need color
to identify their hall.
t parking was a big
"It needs more parking
ering residents instead
uters."
Otherwise,
he enjoyed the dorm

to talk to your prof
class? ('hances are you
him unless your ,chedule
willl his. Need to make
? No dice. Need to get
. Forget it.
~ a bigger problem,
Adjuncts are often only
introductory courses,
hired in place of fullrs. Why? It's cheaper
ge, no doubt--and the
't have to worry about
~uncts and paying them

if part-timers cover all
, fewer people will
teach upper-levels in
"plines. Take the LanLit department, for
ot only do freshmen

deal with hunting down
tors to ask questions,
cction of upper-level
sadly reduced from pre' thus turning sche1-rounded major into a
. in itself.
departments rely on
part-timers to fill their
slots-· unong them the
Business and Economics

said, "I think that the parking lot
rules are too strict."
Business student Doug Kerr, said
"I think its pretty cool. They do
their job. They don't hassle anybody unless they're destructive." ·
Barbara
Faulls
from
the
Engineering Department said of the
new security,"! think its excellent, especially in the parking department
The security office presently
located in Stark Learning Center,
will be moving to Sturdevant Hall
sometime later this year.
Glazenski said "I wish they [the
students) would abide by the set policies. Our job is to be friends with
everyone, not be the bad guys. We
. not be the bad guys."
would appreciate if they cooperate
- - - - - - - - - - - - - with security by following dormushalmi, a business administration commuter parking procedures."
and accounting major, says "They're
O.K. They seem to be doing their
job with parking." Another student,
Barbara Jerrytone, a pyschology
major takes a different view. She
David Zimmerman, a ·freshman
residing in Diaz Hall who was
studying previous to this interview,
said his hall · can be noisy
sometimes, but for the most part is
quiet. He said the building could
probably be improved in general
appearance but he likes the people
there.
Zimmerman said he gets
along with the kids and said he
liked the idea of having two people
to a room.

John Glazinski and John Marianacci supervise guard activity.

Opinion

A man for world unity?

so as not to see the poverty of
historical background
In the begining popes were Rome and ordered the suppression
The big item being discussed humble and devout Christians who of the Protestants. If you wish,
around the country this week is the lived in poverty and peace, giving you may look up these examples
visit of the Pope, a man of such all to the poor and asking nothing and see just how unchristian these
importance that two U.S. presidents in return except to spread the word dictators really were, and still .are
ment. Some of these instructors
Understandably, no American
went out of their way to see him, of Christ. But then the Christians
are hired because they have firstwants
to live under a dictator; be he
rather than the other way around. were the low men on the totem
hand experience; some, no doubt,
Just who, or should I say what, is pole of religions, and they had to totalitarian or benevolent, and I'm
because of the reasons stated above.
a Pope?
•
try harder. Eventually, Christ be- ilo exception. Yet, from time to
The College has already spent
By definition, "pope" is a title came the "in" god, his temples time, we get a world leader of exquite a bit of money to prettify the
reserved exclusively for the bishop . became more elaborate, his priests ceptional quality. To me Pope John
campus, most notably with the new
of Rome, in · his capacity as more popular, (ergo "power cor- Paul is one of them. For the first
signs and the improvements in
sovereign head of the Roman rupts," etc.) and the simple Pope time in roughly 1500 years a Pope
Stark Lobby and Pickering Hall.
Catholic Church. The term comes gave way to a power figure who has met with the Hierarchy of the
Don't get me wrong; the
from the Latin word "Papa" and eventually left behind all of his Orthodox Church and the two
improvements to Stark and Pickerlargest Christian churches have
Greek "Papas" or father. According earlier virtues.
ing were quite necessary. Long
What, you don't believe me? agreed to work together as brothers.
to Roman Catholic doctrine, whooverdue, if the truth be told. New
ever succeeds Saint Peter as the Then let's look at the history. This same Pope then went to see ·
furniture, new carpeting, and new 'Bishop ·of Rome becomes, by the Popes have crowned emporers the Archbishop of Canterbury, head
vending machines certainly make plan of Christ himself, the visible (Charlemagne), waged wars (the of the Church of England. The
the campus a more pleasant place to
head of the church of earth, with the Crusades), murdered rivals (Celesine result was pledges of cooperation
spend time.
full and supreme power of ruling the fifth), pillaged, plundered, and spiritual unity; and in one day
But now that the campus has and teaching the entire Church.
stolen, tortured, and maimed (The the reason for the past 100 years of
been made more attractive, let's get
So how did we get from Saint Inquisition,
The
Tithe,
The bloodshed in Ireland was taken
back to the essentials, at least for a Peter, ·whose vows of poverty and Borgias). More recently, Pius the away.
while. It's time for the College to
In ' my opinion, this man has
humbleness made him Christ's 11th and 12th turned their eyes
spend its money with an eye to to chosen, to ·this uppity so-and-so from Nazi atrocities in exchange for done more for world unity than any
its course listings, not to the that makes the President come and· ·:noney and safety. Pope John 23rd other man in history; no wonder
glossy, full-color pages of its View- see him? For that we need a little blocked the windows of the Vatican presidents go to see him.
book.
+-------------_.:._---'--------------------------,
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by Lenny Skursky

�.PAGE FOUR

September 17, 1987

Do you want to help The Beacon in

"May peace prevail on eart

its fight to increase campus

awareness?

by Kim Klimek

Well, The Beacon needs a

News Co-editor
Duties include layout, writing

stories, and assigning stories. No
experience necessary, we will be
happy to train. Scholarship
available.
Call ext. 379 or stop by our office

on the 3rd floor of the Student
Center
TODAY!!

City to celebrate
Air Force Day
Mayor Thomas McLaughlin
recently signed a proclamation
establishing Friday, September 18,
as Air Force Day in the City of
Wilkes-Barre. Present at the signing of the proclamation were representatives of the U.S. Air Force
Recruiters, U.S. Reservists, and Air
Force ROTC.
Air Force Day is intended to
commemorate the fortieth anniversary of the United States Air Force.
According to the proclamation, the
Air Force
and its components
"offer significant economic, social,
and leadership benefits to young
- people of northeastern Pennsylvania
who seek responsibility and
challenge."
According to Captain Karl H.

Zimmennan of the Wilkes College
Air Force ROTC program, a special
Air Force information booth will
be placed on Public Square on
Friday. Also on public display will
be an Air Force mini-jet, and an Air
Force birthday cake will be served.
During the celebration there
will be a POW (Prisoner of War)MlA (Missing in Action) Balloon
Release in honor of the 120 POWMIAs from Pennsylvania. There
will be 113 white and black balloons released as well as 7 red
balloons in remberance of seven
local Luzerne County POW-MlA'.s.
Air Force Sgt. Neno Sartini, a
Vietnam veteran will speak on
behalf of the POW-MIA's.

"May peace prevail on earth," is
the message proclaimed by the new
Wilkes College Peace Pole.
According to Jane Lampe-Groh,
dean of student affairs, the wooden
pole was donated to the College last
week in the Arnaud C. Marts
courtyard by a visiting young
actress.
Lampe-Groh
said
Chikae
Ishikawa, the Japanese actress and
member of "The Society of Prayer
for World Peace," appeared in the
play "Stop the World - I Want to
Get Off' at the F.M. Kirby Center
for the Performing Arts Building in
Wilkes-Barre.
While visiting Wilkes-Barre this
summer, Ishikawa decided to extend
the message of peace to this
community by acquiring a peace
pole through "The Peace Pole
Project," based in East Jordan,
Michigan.
The pole arrived in the latter part
of August with the peace message.
inscribed in four languages.
According to Lampe-Groh and Paul
Adams, associate dean of student
affairs, the four languages on the
pole are English, Polish, Hebrew
and Arabic. English was chosen
be.cause it is the native language in
this area, Polish was chosen
because of the large local

Reservations are currently being Hotel.
accepted for a three-day trip to
On Saturday, the tour group will
Boston, sponsored by the Sordoni visit the Robert Klein Photography
Art Gallery of Wilkes College and Gallery in Boston's Back Bay.
scheduled for Friday, October 30 Klein, a Kingston native and
through Sunday, November 1. A alumnus of Wilkes College, is also
special feature of the trip will be a a commercial photographer and
visit to the Boston Museum of teacher at Boston's Art Institute.
Fine Arts to view the renowned The Robert Klein Gallery contains
exhibit, "Andrew Wyeth:
The photographs by such masters as
Helga Pictures."
Alfred Stiegletz, Paul Strand,
The Boston tour will depart by .. Edward Weston and Robert Frank.
bus at 8 a.m. of Friday, from the
The highlight of the tour will
Wyoming Valley Mall, and arrive take place at 11 a.m. on Saturday,
in Boston at noon. The Friday with a recorded tour of the Museum
itinerary includes a stop at the of Fine arts' exhibit, "Andrew
Wadsworth Atheneum in Hartford, Wyeth: The Helga Pictures." The
Connecticut, which is currently much-publicized exhibit features
featuring the exhibit, "American 140 drawings and watercolors by
Woman
Artists,
1830-1930." Wyeth of Helga Testorf. "Helga" is
Accomodations Friday evening will depicted in sequential groups of
be made at the Boston Park Plaza approximately 30 poses, and shows

ollege, in conj
nnsylvania Hun
C), will join t
tion in marki1
of the U.S .
n it hosts "A
Celebration"
son Darte Cer
ursday, Septem
lion will fei
on "The Na

The Peace Pole was dedicated at a ceremony last week.
population of Polish heritage, and
Hebrew and Arabic were chosen
because of the need for peace in
those two Middle Eastern countries.
At the Ceremony dedicating the
pole, Alfred Groh, special assistant
for cultural affairs, recited a poem
he had written called -" Quest for
Peace."
President Christopher
Breiseth, · S.G.A. President John
Rosania,
President
of
the
International Student Organization

Editorial

Arijit Mitra, and Samuel M
also gave speeches to
College
members on
importance of World Peace.
Pondering
on peace
prosperity in .the year ahead,
Groh said, "I hope this will
exciting year, a year of gro
hope for students and fac
student affairs working to
greater spirit and func ·
collegiallity."

Continued from p.2

nee
at
no's lecture
of charge
minent schc
umerous art:
erican gov1
litical parti
one of te
th speakers 1
memorate th
f the U.S.
a twenty-fa

"One of thi

e Wilkes C

student can do this, they have mandatory essays on their appli

ua &lt;e&lt;1u11 [)a lhT¥Jlfi a® In my estimation, there is no better way to detennine if a studeit
able to "cut it" in college. The student will be under less
ArilW&lt;BlfiU!:&lt;B waalh · be
perfonn than in the SATs, and he can take his time and think
what he has to say. Through a writing sample, the College is a
7rlh&lt;e JJ3 &lt;e&lt;l1&lt;e ® lll !
see a student go through the process of thinking, pulling ideas tog
. and writing. If a student can put together an essay, he can p
Wllh:, Tll®iP
make it in college.
Many people will argue that being a great writer does not
you smart in business or in the sciences. I disagree. Writing is
the expression of thought, and, quite obviously, thought is essen ·
any field. The essays would not necessarily have to be graded on
and function; they would merely have to be insightful, to show thi
applicant has the potential to make the most of his college educati
The useless bits of infonnation asked for on the Wilkes appli
Wyeth's concentration on a single
hardly
constitute the proper standard for admission. Vital stati ·
subject over a fifteen-year period.
not
a
college
student make.
Other stops on Saturday include
Wilkes would do just as well to do away with the traditi
the Museum of Fine Arts exhibit,
"Charles Sheeler:
Paintings,
application. process in favor of a required essay from each applicant
Drawings, Photographs;"a tour of
Yes admissions would go down at first. Wilkes would
the Isabella Stewart Gardner
tum awa~ some students that they are now accepting. Yes, it
Museum; and a specially-arranged
cost the school a few thousand dollars in lost tuition.
tour of the historic Beacon Hill area
But in the long run, Wilkes, in changing its admissions
of Boston.
would be giving the school the reputation and image it is try·
The trip concludes on Sunday
achieve through its attempts to improve the College's ph
with a visit to the New England
appearance. Instead of implementing these changes, the College
Aquarium, a world of more than
begin building up the school from the insicre out.
.
.
200 fish and a unique floating
Before Wilkes can take any positive steps toward 1mpro
marine mammal pavillion.
The
image, it should concern itself less with enrollment figures
group will depart from Boston at 1
concentrate more on the caliber of students admitted. Each
p.m. arriving back in Wilkes-Barre
school allows the admissions standards to drop, each time it lets
at approximately 4 p.m.
· and prestige interfere with the quality of education, it comes cl
For reservations and further
sealing the fate of the school.
.
details, contact the Sordoni Art
The prestige of the school, after all, lies not in the physical
Gallery at ext. 388.
of the school, not in fancy logos, fancy grounds, or elegant lune
nor even in nicely worded and carefully screened press releases,lii
graduates.

Sordoni to sponsor trip
I

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Wednes&lt;
Center f
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"Luminous .

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�September 17, 1987

PAGE FIVE

rte to host

lebr ation

ast week.

ing
on
yin .t he ye
d, "I hope
year, a year
students
tffairs
spirit
ity."

College, in conjunction
nsylvania Humanities
C), will join ttie rest
tion in marking the
of the U.S. Constit hosts "A Consty Celebration" at the
son Darte Center at 8
ursday, September 17.
tion will feature a
on "The Nature of
tion m the American
System," by Dr.
Baldino, Professor of
Science at Juniata
Baldino's lecture is open
, free of charge.
an eminent scholar who
d numerous articles and
American government,
political parties and
is one of ten PRC
th speakers who will
commemorate the 200th
of the U.S. ConstitIn a twenty-four hour

period, beginning on the evening of
September 16 and continuing
through September 17, ten cities
throughout Pennsylvania will host
PHC lectures. Wilkes College will
serve as this area's site for the PHC
observance.
At the 1787 Constitutional
Convention, heated debates centered
on the question of representation.
200 years later, these debates
continue. In his lecture, Baldino
will trace Americans' expectations
of their representatives throughout
the nation's history. Included will
be examinations of The Federalist
~ . Madison's Notes of the
1787 Constitutional Convention,
biographies of U.S. Congressmen,
and
contemporaary
scholarly
sources. Baldino will also compare
the theory and practice of
representation, and outline the
political consequences of disparities
that exist between the two.

it writer d
.g ree. Wri.
,, thought·
veto beg
ightful, to
his college
I the Wille

Qt■••······································•
"One of the best plays of the decade!"
New York Times

Series presents
Will Stutts
in

Mass Appeal
Wednesday, September 30, 1987

:00 p.m. at the Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center for the Performing Arts
Admission is free!
"Luminous .. .A deeply moving and yet truly
funny play ... "

1ition.
its admission
rid image it is
the College's
.nges, the Coll
IL

Enrollment up, Vinovrski
reports
by Kim Klimek

e Wilkes College Concert and Lecture
ys on their
termine if
be under l
is time and
e, the College ·
~. p ulling ideas
essay, he can

Two WCLHers set a trap for prospective members during Club Day last week.

College enrollment is
•• on theWilkes
rise. According to Jane
• Manganella, Director of Public
••• Relations,
the figure for full time
•• undergraduate
rose from
•• 1,672 students students
in the fall last year
•• to 1,716 registered in the fall of
• this year. The total number of new
••• freshmen this fall is 449 and . the
•• number of new transfer students is
;• 150. According to Dean JaneLampethe total fall resident figure
••• Groh,
is
799.
brings the total of
•• commuter This
students to 920.
••
What is the reason behind the
•• increase
enrollment? Bernard J.
•• Vinovrski,in dean
said
•• it is because ofoftheadmissions,
agressive
re•• cruitment of students from the local
•• markets in Pennsylvania, New
•• Jersey, New York and Connecticut.
•• He said the admissions office met
•• the enrollment goal they set.
•• · How did the admissions office
•• go about recruiting? The key lies
•• in communication techniques. The
•• recruiters stress the strengths of the
•• College, such as engineering and
••

........................................... :

pre-med technology where Willces'
reputation is so strong that people
outside of this area recognize it.
The College has representatives visit local high schools in
search of prospective students.
When prospective students are
identified, the office members
contact them and ask them to give
Willces a chance to show them the
type of programs and facilities
available.
Within the past year, Wilkes
has made use of the "Young
Scholars Program" which permits
area students in the top 10% of
their class to take courses at Wilkes
that fit into their schedules .
According to Vinovrski, this too
gives Willces the chance to recruit
more students .
The admissions department
· also contacts alumni who have
succeeded in their careers. These
alumni use information gathered by
the admissions department about
how each department wants their
program represented.
Help has also come from the
Public Relations (P.R.) Department
and Computer Research Center.

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THERE WILL BE A MEETING FOR ALL
STUDENTS PLANNING ON DECEMBER OR
MAY GRADUATION ON TUESDAY,

SEPTEMBER 22 AT 11: 00 a.m.
with Dean Lampe-Groh and Doris
Barker

According to Vinovrski, P.R. has
had more than adequate publicity
and the Computer Research Center
defines the location of the market.
"We're continuing to work on the
image of Willces locally and out of
the area. It is a matter of knowing
where students have come from and
experimenting with those areas."
Vinovrski said that the most
gratifying aspect of the whole year
is the amount of incoming
students. He said a substantial part
is freshmen. By i:emaining in close
contact with students, a type of
bond is established. Instead of
feeling like one in a number of
faces, the admissions office tries to
make the students feel more at
home. He said, "In the first two
weeks, I have not heard anything
else than that they're really happy
and we knew them really well. "A
small private school environment
must know their prospective students better." Parents need to feel ·
important and students need to feel
important.

Late score
Continued from p.12

60

1ard drive that had fans from
both sides on the edge of their
seats. With the ball on Cortland's
three and fourth down Deluca hit
Harrison wide open in the end zone
to put the Colonels ahead to stay
30-28. A little irony about the
play--it was a suggestion to Coach
Unsworth by wingback P J.
Solazzo.
The Colonels held off a
desperate attempt by Cortland State
and had their first victory under·
their belts.
Wilkes travels to Reading this
Saturday to Square off against the
bright Lions.

�PAGE SIX

September 17, 1987

Chip Mergott and the Stingers
Some good time rock &amp; roll
by Lee Morrell
Friday, Sept. 18 doesn't j ust
mark a milestone for Wilkes
College. Sure, having our first oncampus Programming Board MiniConcert since Elektra recording
stars, The Sharks, graced us last
year is big, but more 'importantly,
it is really ' a big day for Chip
Mergott and the Stingers. This is
the first show backing their brand
new album, "Roomful of Noise,"
recorded on Notebook records.
The Stingers, made up of
Mergott (lead vocals, guitar,
keyboards), Dan Caruso (bass),
Jimmy Garebo (drums), Jack
Morror (guitar), and Stanky Brown
band refugee John Korba (keyboards), are out of the PlainfieldWachtung area of New Jersey. The
band has been playing together for
four years but this is their first

The plumber,
philosophy, and
the kitchen sink
by Marsha Howes
My life as a non-traditional
student in college is often
augmented by experiences beyond
the classroom. Ideally, I would
choose my days to be ones of
attending classes, engaging in
intellectual discourse; sharing ideas
with my college friends;
and
writing daily with no interruptions.
Reality intrudes - recently it was in
the guise of a water faucet which
broke in mid-shower, preventing
me from finishing my morning
bathing . After turning off the
water for the entire house, I
opened the telephone book to the
yellow pages and picked Jeremiah
Dunkerll' , plumber. I had never
heard of this man - there was no
rhyme or reason to my choice of
this particular plumber.
On the agr~-upon day ~Dunker arrived in a typical truck,
the back covered with a camper-type
top. He was an odd-looking man
and I began to doubt my method of
selecting a plumber. He was tall,
but slightly stooped, arms and legs
a bit askew, and he walked-with a
hop-limp. Topping his head was
hair that appeared to escape all
methods of combing and brushing,
giving Mr. Dunker the look of a
wild man. He wore Ben Franklin
half glasses and was missing one

bottom front tooth.
As Mr. because I thought I had turned it too
Dunker slowly climbed up the
hard), what new part he would need
steep, back stairs leading to the
to repair it, and that even I could
bathroom , he explained he had had repair the faucet. He would show
polio as a youngster, th~refore
me. I was in awe of this oddascending and descending steps is a
looking, slightly crippled man.
difficult maneuver for him.
After repairing the faucet, checking
The responsibility of managing to make sure it worked, he noticed
the functioning ofm ourhold has
the water flow was not as smooth
frequently fallen on my shoulders.
as it
should be .
He then
This. has meant cajoling, pleading,
demonstrated to me how to remove
demanding or insisting the painter
a part
of the spout,
which
scrape and sand the exterior of the
contains a small screen to filter
house before applying the primer
out debris. He cleaned the screen,
coat; the carpenter to build the oak
and presto, smooth, uninterrupted
bookshelves to adjust for our multiwater flow. Looking over the rims
sized books;
the electrician to
of his Ben Franklin glasses, he
install new wiring before resaid to me; "We all need to be as
hanging the old chandeliers; the
self-sufficient as possible in today's
roofers to remove the ancient
society." I had a sense Mr. Dunker
chimney in advance of a new roof;
was talking about more than faucets
or the . landscapers to install
and smooth flowing water.
Grateful for a job pleasantly and
· underground drain pipes prior to
planting shrubs and flowers. Often agreeably accomplished, I paid
repairmen and tradesmen are Mr. Dunker with a check. He
Quite
skeptical about my knowledge and carefully examined it.
sincerely he said to me, "I see you
ability to deal with them, leading
go by your maiden name - to keep
me to believe they would prefer to
your own identity, huh?" I stood in
. negotiate with my husband. I am
shocked awe. . This "philosopher"
further convinced they doubt my
credibility when they mutter and plumber understood what countless
question why I have a different ·· others have not. He wondered how
name than my husband.
he should address me.
You can imagine my surprise
when Mr.
Dunker
began to . • this name was changed to protect
explain to me, in great detail, why the identity of this person.
the faucet may have broken, (not

project as a group. This is not to
say they have no recording experience. Mergott has a solo album .
named "Bridges." With "Roomfu l
of Noise"
the Stingers have
become, as Mergott put ·it in a
phone interview, "a performing
unit."
The former Lafayette student
has a special feeling for the
Pennsylvania music fans. He spent
part of the summer playing here in
Pennsylvania and he was accepted
with open arms. To that he said
"Thank you to the music fans of
Pennsylvania. I received a warm
welcome during the summer and
that made me feel good."
Mergott likes the college crowd.
He says that there are no unpleasant
crowds. "Colleges step outside the
norm," he said. "It takes a little
investment by the listener to get
into it (the music).
College
students will make that invest-

ment," Mergott said.
What will make this
ming Board concert dim
the others is that the Sting
be playing any cover tunes
maybe one or two, said
but mostly original Stinger
Mergott hopes the new al
be
readv
for
concert, if not, WCLH will
copy.
When asked whether
excited about coming to
Mergott replied an
"Absolutely!" With that
asm piled on top of great
just a plain old good time (
admission), there is.no
anyplace but the CPA at 9,
on Friday the 18th. Come
get a look at this new band.
knows, this could be the
something big. And reme
there on time, seating is on
come first serve basis.

Ch·e ck out
the CPA
by Lee Morrell
It is listed a "DDD" on your schedule. It stands for
Dickson Darte, that tells you nothing. The Darte Center !
Performong Arts (CPA), isn't just another big building with
rooms. The Darte Center has been the home of local cultural ev
over twenty years now, and is an important part of the Wilkes
This year, as always the Center for the Performing
published a calendar of events with the dates and times that these
programs will occur, for September through December, of 1987.
talking to Bruce Phair, the brand new Director of Cultural Acti "
the Center for the Performing Arts, (who takes over for I
Director, and still Chairman of the Concert and Lecture series, Al
we have picked out the events that involve in any way. Rr
convenience we have listed them in order of occurence.

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Day
Date
Time
Wednesday
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Thursday
17
Constitution Day celebration- Dr. Thomas Baldino, Lecturing.
Friday-Parent's Weekend 25
8:00PM
Peter Vidmar- Olympic Gold . Medalist, Sponsored by Prag
Board
Wedneooay
30
8:00PM
Concert and Lecture Series: Will Stutts in Mass.~

OCTOBER
Saturday
3
8:15PM
Wilkes College Music Department- Solo with orchestra concen
Wedneooay
7
8:00PM
Concert and Lecture Series: Alumnus Joseph Szostak as T i
Saturday
10
.
2:00PM
Jazz: Powell and Wilber
Friday to Sunday
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:. t Taurus:
: Stuff your pockets

t
t Aries - This is your time to achieve this week. You
to meet
Zym Zymoxt have been giving 100% in the past without much
in person:
.,
You truly are th e
t gain, but this week it will all be worth it•.
Ollie's Restaurant
last person in the
telephone book.
t
Narrows Shopping Center
. Cancer
Let bygones be bygones. Don't hold
_ _Ed_w_ar_dsv_ill_e_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _- - c - - - - - - t grudges especially against friends. Anger will be
t your downfall this week. Don't let a vindictive attitude
n at the movies
t weave into your ~aily life. It will only prevent you from
t happiness.
- Go out and have fun this week. All work and
• tt .L.£tQ.
no play makes Leo a dull boy, but also an "A" student.
t Remember that you don't have to give up a social life
t to achieve.

summer movie
rap-up
Trek I-II-III-IV."
The Grade--3.0

television show.

: Scorpio
Beware of overly friendly people this
week. They might want something more than just
t your friendship. pon't let it hamper your daily life,
t though. Just be a little more cautious.

Richard Dreyfuss is the lone reason
for seeing this flick. If you like
him it's worth your time.

t
t Sagittarius - Fortify your relationship with your
1
v "-.
.
t boyfriend
or girlfriend this week. Tell them your true
Tsh~perhmanf
1s, ope u11y, 1s the last m a
.
.
declining series. A lot of what you t feelings, and let them know that _yo~ care. If yo~ are
saw in ~e first three movies t unl~cky enou~h not to _have a g1rlfrien~ or boyfriend,
reappears m the latest version.
don t worry this week might hold a surprise for you.
The Grade--1.5
t
t Capricorn - Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You
"The Believers"t
can't do anything if your head is down and your tail is
A suspense-horror film that starts
out with a lot of promise, but then t between legs. The sooner you cheer up the sooner
t things will start to get better.
quickly proceeds down hill.
The Grade--1.5
t
"The Big Easy"t Pisces - You might think you are in love or at least in
Dennis Quaid and Ellen Barkin give
sparkling performances in this t like after this weekend, but life is not that easy. Love
t is something you really have to want and work at
disappoµiting murder mystery.
The Grade--1.5
t keeping after you find it.
"Fourth Protocol"t Libra - Let's not be so picky this week. Everything
Pierce Brosnan (Remington Steele)
t
doesn't have to be perfect; it just has to work. The
is good, but lose the rest of this
poor spy thriller- or should I say t more time you spend trying to achieve perfection the.
non-thriller.
t less time you will have left to spend on anything else.
The Grade--1.0
tt Gemini - Please be a little more consistent this
"Who's That Girl?"t week. Whether it is with work, school, or just sticking
Sing Madonna! Please, Sing!!!

The Grade--2.5

The Grade--0.5

ouchables" -

"Predator" -

camera work and acting
Kevin Costner, Robert
d Sean Connery, made
'em up movie one of -the

This summer's answer to "Aliens"
is
Arnold
Schwartzenegger's
suspense filled movie, "Predator."
Look for WWF announcer Jesse
"The Body" Ventura in a small role;

"Revenge of the Nerds Il"- ·
Revenge on the movie paying
public is more like it!

The summer of 1987 did not
a classic "block-buster"
Sure, "Beverly Hills Cop
more than $100,000,000,
wasn't a great film. The only
films that came close to being
·
were "The Living
and
"The
babies." In the "Daylights"
saw the arrival of Timothy
as the new James Bond.
performance was highly
le and there is no doubt that
· return in the next .007
. "The Untouchables" was a
ly entertaining movie with
or the best camera work since
Hitchcock.
Many of the films that were
Ibis summer will soon make
way into video stores
re. In case you missed
here is a brief synapsis.

"Summer School"A surprise hit about high school
misfits stuggling to make the grade
in summer school. Comedian Carl
Reiner directed the film.

The Grade--3.0
"Beverly Hills Cop 11" This hit sequel relied on fast paced
action more than the wit of Eddie
Murphy.
It was still · a very
entertaining movie.

The Grade--3.0
"Innerspace"What · happens when you are
miniaturized and injected into
someone elses body?
Lots o'
laughs with Martin Short of
Saturday Night Live and Second
City TV fame providing the bulk of
the laughs.

The Grade--3.0
g Daylights" alton steps in as the new
7. Great stunts and
ences make this one of
ever.
--3.5

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with who you are is most
This is a com~on
· (a la John Hughes), but it
ly well done.

Gnde--3.5

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does it again! A
r on such hit films as
," "Alien," and "Star

"Stakeout"-

The Grade--1.5

"

, to your opinion, find yourself a nice place, and stick
' with it.
.

t
t
t Virgo - Calm your emotions this week.. After last
t weekend you probably have everybody and his or

The Grade--T~ere is no grade

Grading goes as follows:
4.0- Must see
3 _5 _ Should see
3.0- Might want to see
"Hot Pursuit"John ("Sure Thing," "Better Off 2.5- Only if you are a fan
Dead") Cusack spans the globe in 2.0- Only if you are a 1RUE fan
pursuit of his girlfriend.
An 1.5- Only if-you own stock in the
Co.
.
· ·
average action flick.
. 1.0- Only if you own the Co.
The Grade--2.0
0.5- Only if you work in a theater
"Dragnet" 0.0- Only if you were stuck on a
A movie tailor made for Dan desert island for, say, a year or two,.
Aykroid, but not quite built for the
talents of Tom Hanks. This film is
in "F~r:t~;.:~~~chael Douglas
a mod~m. version of the early

her mother after you for some reason or another.
·atever you did you have to face the consequences
, fo_r it sooner or later. Be prepared to make a lot of
: apologies.
,

, Wh

The Grade--2.5

t

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t
t
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Aquarius - Take care· of yourself this week.
Overwork can cause a lot of physical problems, like
getting sick·. So get 'togeth~r with Leo and enjoy life
and _stay healthy.

,

' Taurus - The world is yours for the taking this week.
Stuff your pockets because a dry spell will follow.

J

�, PAGE EIGI-IT

September 17, 1987

A different perspective

Confessions of a
dinosaur
by Bill Barber
Let's face it, I'm probably one
of the oldest undergraduates at
Wilkes. Although this has caused
me some embarrassment at times
(like walking into class on the first
day and having the students
suddenly jump to attention) I am,
after all is said, glad to be back.
Being a dinosaur does have its
disadvantages. My long tail keeps
getting caught in the library doors.
Sometimes I feel like I'm too big
for the little desks, too old to flirt
with a pretty co-ed, and too tired to
even think of going to a college
dance, but I'm adjusting. Other
than the occassional whisper:
"What's he doing here?"-- things
have been improving.
Now, it is not true that I was
one of Agamemnon's cabin boys.
Nor did I ever have lunch with Bill
Shakespeare. But it is true that
when I was your age the world was
a different place indeed. Viet Nam,
the Beetles, protests, hippies,
drugs.
Things your parents
probably talk about.
It was a
different time. Not better. Not
worse. Just very different. The
catch phrase then was "tum on,
tune in, and drop out." I did. I
turned on.
I tuned in.
And,
unfortunately, I dropped out.
Life was a fantastic merry-go- ·
round then, and I was one of the
smugest little creatures in the
jungle.
I read Hopkins and
Nietzsche before I was twenty, so I
figured I was as smart as I could be.
Degree? Who me?? In a few short
years I went from driving my Dad's
convertible to driving a dirty taxi
before I realized how important
having that college degree would be
in the real world. Maybe now that
I'm a regular Tyrannosaurus Rex,
I'll finally get it straightened out.

Okay. Okay. Before I start
breathing fire at you, let me say
that I'm glad for all of it. Living is
still the best way to get through
life.

Do it. Risk it.
But face· the
consequences.
One of those
consequences for me has been to
finally come back to college to
finish the degree I have abandoned
at least five times over the past
twenty years. It isn't easy, and I'd
love to be twenty, but this will
have to do, I find that the older I
get the more I know how much I
don't know and how eager I am to
learn.
Like Astronomy! I've looked
through telescopes before. Twenty
years ago I looked through a
telescope at the North Star, and I
laughed and asked the girl beside me
for a date. This time I looked at the
North Star and I said: "O my God !
There really IS a universe out
there! "
I guess what I'm trying to say
is: stick with it. Get that degree!
Unless you want to end up like I
did last year, the only Pterodactyl in
Psych 101!
I mean, it's
embarrassing
and
a
little
uncomfortable when your tail gets
caught in the library doors. Get
your diploma first and then go taste
and see the · world with CS-115
behind you. There were just too
many years I crawled through the
tropics thiaj&lt;ing I was so *%#$@
smart, but wishing I had that little
piece of paper on my palm tree.
That's ail. Nuf said. I just
needed to get this off my scaly
chest. Seek knowledge for its own
sake, yes. But do everything you
can to graduate first.
Oh, and one more thing. Be
very, very happy.

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by Rikkie Pace and Friend

"Young and the Restless"
Dawn is having flashbacks of
the car accident. , Marc Mergeron
popped up in Genoa City surprising
Ashley who had't seen him in two
years. Andy started an investigation into Evan's past Brad's visit
to Traci in California means a
divorce is in the works. Kay fell
for Hix's act that he is a lonely
widower.
Jack is convincing
Lauren to seduce Brad to cause more
friction between Traci and Brad.
Rex realized Jill and Kay hate each
other. Phillip stood up at an AA
meeting and said that he is an
alcoholic. THIS WEEK: Phillip
declares his love to Cricket and they
kiss. Andy is upset over some
photos.

**********
"The Bold and the Beautiful"
Donna nixed Mark's suggestion that she take a year off from
college to work full time. Donna
is beginning to feel trapped by her
relationship with Mark. Katie was
walking on air after Rocco kissed
her. Beth told Storm that it's too
late for her and Eve to ever have a
relationship.
THIS
WEEK:
Katie's on cloud nine and Donna
feels down in the dumps.

**********
"Ryan's Hope"
Rick left town and Ryan, Pat,
Frank, and John confronted the
college
president
about
Dr.
Humphries' experiments.
John
told Lizzie he's going to fight for
custody of Owney since she is
living with Ben. Ryan cried on
Mark's shoulder. THIS WEEK:
Concetta confronts Pat!

"Santa Barbara"
Elena failed in her attempt to
murder Cain.
Paul kidnapped
Sammie and Chip during the baby
pageant. Gina discovered that the
bag lady carried baby pictures of
Jeffrey and Mason. Eden saved
Cruz's life after Paul left him to die ·
in a fume-filled garage. Elena fired
gun shots after · entering the
Capwell wine cellar where Cain
was hiding. THIS WEEK: Cain
tells Eden who the woman in his
nightmare is. Toni runs into the
middle of the street and is struck
down by a car.

**********
"General Hospital"
Sean and Robert asked Tiffany
to fake an interview with Elena so
she could escape. After planting a
bomb on the Mt. Rushmore train,
Dusty was arrested. Robert and
Sean narrowly escaped before the
train blew up, and Duke swooped
down in a helicopter to save Anna
from the train. Tony told Lucy he
wanted to make love to her, but
abruptly burst her bubble by telling
her that he doesn't love her! Jake
took Dusty's case and Martha went
to Colorado for medical treatment.
Bobbie became worried about
Melissa after she agreed to take care
of Melissa and Skeeter during
Martha's treatment. Simone told
Tom that she is jealous of Camelia.
THIS WEEK: Anna proposes to
Duke. J ake gets Dusty out of
trouble.

**********
"One Life to Live"
Sandra was complimented by
Frank, who is alive, on how well
she plays the part of a widow. Lee
confessed to Tom that she was one
of Renee's girls of the night after

she and Mari Lynn had mended
relationship. Cassie and Jo
rolled around in the sac. Jon
came close to discovering Fr
Sandra's apartment. Patrick
Kate a Bottle of tampered pe~
Sandra changed her story and
Frank didn't have a gun
Jonathan shot him. Jamie and
made a deal concerning Tina's
THIS WEEK: Cassie gels in
middle again; Has Patrick gone
far?

**********
"Guiding Light"
Dinah learned that Lacey
Cameron had been sleeping
gether. Marah's blood tests
ing her paternity left Reva ·
waiting suspense. Phillip
of ruining Alan's empire all
himself. After agreeing to
solve their problems, Reva
Josh
made plans to
weekend alone. Rick ordered
tests for Johnny.
Ros.1
Phillip some advice-don't ch
Alan.
. Alan-Michael
Cameron's tuition and C
saved Alan-Michael from be'
rested for possesion of man·
THIS WEEK : Johnny is
nosed as having cancer.
sings a few tunes.

**********
"Another World"
Chad told his sister Dawn
their mother had died. Mitch
Felicia's place was robbed
pictures of the plane crash
Kathleen died in were taken. Vi
was jealous of Jamie and
relationship and was detenni
get to know Jaime better.
fumed over Sam's stalling Oil

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nd Mari Lynn had
onship. Cassie a
I around in the sac
close to discove ·
ra's apartment.
a Bottle of tampe
·a changed her s
: didn't have a
han shot him. Jam·
a deal concerning
WEEK: Cassie
e again; Has Patri

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)inah learned that
ron had been

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er paternity left
g suspense.
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lf. After agreein
their problems,
made plans to
nd alone. Rick o
for Johnny.
1 some advice-don
. Alan-Mic
'On's tuition and
Alan-Michael
for possesion of
WEEK: Johnn
as having cancer.
. few tunes.

1er World"
1ad told his sister
1other had died.
s place was
, of the p lane
m died in were
alous of Jamie
.ship and was de
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over Sam's stal ·

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past Saturday, the
n culinary artist;
paid a visit to Ed
w. After visiting
of the kitchen, I
great detail about
. I would like to
ow a select few of
results of my

Pop Tarts- Is it a cookie?
? What exactly is this?
is that somebody sat on a
put it in a box. And
that glaze stuff that they
top of it? I wish I could
of a can of that stuff.
would never warp again.
Otocolate mousse- I don't
to think about this stuff.
~Y what part of the
they gel this stuff. I've
y good idea. All I can
if I was in the woods and
Slllff on the ground with a
· g away from it, I'd be
l to eat it!
anything preceded by the
my"- This is getting
They have gummy
Yrats, gummy worms,

1. The Cure ...................................................... .Just Like Heaven
2. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen ...................................... Lips Like Sugar
3. INXS ....... .. ........... .............................................. Good Times
4. R.E.M ............................................................ The One I Love
5. The Cure ...................................................Why Can't I Be You
6. Hoodoo Guroos ............................................... What's My Scene
7: The Tadpoles ..................................................... Thief Of Hearts
8. That Petrol Emotion .............................................. Big Decision
9. The Replacement.s ................................................. Alex Cbilton
10. The Fixx ............................................................... Redd Skies
11. Suzanne Vega................................................ Solitude Standing
12. Lime Spiders ............................................... My Favorite Room
13. Lucy Show ........................ .... ............................. New Message
14. New Order ................................................... : ....... Blue Monday
15. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen ....................................... New Direction
16. 10,000 Maniacs ......................................What's the Matter Here
17. Mojo Nixon &amp; Skid Roper...........................Elvis Is Everywhere
18. Warren Zevon .....................................Leave My Monkey Alone
19. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen .................................People Are Strange
\
20. Icicle Works ...........................Who Do You Want For Your Love
loosely) Rappers, the Fat Boys.
21. Jon Bon Jovi.. ........................... On The Edge Of A Broken Heart
The album, titled "Crushin"', has a
22. Beat Farmers .......................................................... Dark Light
lot to offer to you rap fanatics.
23. Fat Boys ............................................ Baby You're A Rich Man
Kool Rock-Ski and Prince Markie
24. Tom Petty ......................................................... All Mixed Up
Dee are in top
rappin form
25. The Cure ................................................................. The Walk
(However, I can't say that about
26. UB40 ............................................................ .Johnny Too Bad
their physique ).
27. The Call .............................................................. In The River
On songs like "Rock Ruling" , the
28. Velourie &amp; Double O ............................................. You're Ugly
Ox that Rocks, otherwise known as
29. Belouis Some ..............................................Let It Be With You
the Human Beat Box is still bustin'
30. Lions &amp; Ghost.s ............................................. Mary Goes Round
the beat. The Fat Boys also give
31. Joe Walsh .............................................................. .ln My Car
some advice on this album. In the
32. B.A.D ............................................................ . Medicine Show
song, "Protect Yourself', the Fat
33. U2 .................................................................. Sweetest Thing
Boys say "with all these diseases
34. Heroes ..................................................................... Driftaway
going around today / you need a
35. That Petrol Emotion ............ ......................................... Swamp
piece 0/ mind when you do the
wild thing / So a condom b r o t h e r f - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - don't forget to bring." In the song,
Album Spotlight- (Weekdays W2ll-W25 7:00JPM)
"Falling in Love" they say "Falling
in love is a serious thing to do /
Allbimm
Artist
Date
Before you fall in love make sure
that love is true." Finally, in the
Hold Your Fire
Rush
9/21
song, "Wipeout" the Boys -0
Summer, The Beach Boys, lend a
Box Office Bomb
Dramarama
helping hand to tum this song from
9/22
great to the greatest it can be.
Untitled
Marvin Sease
Overall, this is probably their best
9/23
album. If you enjoy rap music like
Movie Soundtrack
I do, than you'll enjoy this album.
Full Metal Jacket
9/24
On Don and Ed's album scale this
For The Country
album is... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Dumptruck
9/25

on a limb

and gummy roaches. Just what I've
always wanted! Candy in the shape
of my favorite vermin or asexual
creature.
Or the Twinkie- Somebody's
got a sick mind here. The name
and shape of the product are bad
enough and then they go and fill the
thing with cream.
Or rump roast- This is
something to be avoided if you are
one who belives that you are what
you eat
Before I turn the pen over to
Ed, let me mention two WCLH
shows omitted from last week's
article.
They are
The
Punk/Hardcore Show with Gary
Fabiano and Gr:,gg Shrimp every
Thursday night fn:n 9 to 12
midnight The Classi.c :: :::;k Show
hosted by Jeff Eline every Sunday
from lOa.m. to lp.m.
Yo! Home-B,Home-Boy,HomePlate! This is the Ed part of the
Don and Ed Show. Once in a while
I will review an album for you
music fans . This week's album in
review is the fourth album by
these robust (I use that word

•

Owen gave us music from the
t
a buzz in the air. It
p.m. on Saturday, that's
e was made, it was
Tne first
Student Center was
y," you ask. If you
you missed a fine
die Programming Board
lo Concert series.
own Ray Owen, a
• by trade, performed
cover music for over

.30, sorry!

w was opened with
of those "Wilkes-Barre/
• jokes. How do you
tl ? Ed's-Sun-o-co.
jokes included such
as Elvis Presley's
Aid III, sleeping on
notebook, theological
e thy neighbor; I did

and lost my wife" and "Maybe
monotheism is a gift of the gods"-Dr. Ruth, bumperstickers- "Nuke
gay whales for Jesus"--Mr. Potato
Head, and Ayds (not the disease, the
diet candy).
As good as comedy may be for
Ray Owen, it is not his true strong
point. The music he plays is his
performance strong point.
He
boasts a repertoire of over 700
songs. Of these songs most are
serious cover songs. The rest are
original, borrowed, or spoofed. He
did coffeehouse favorites by such
artists as James Taylor, Ario
Guthrie,
Eric
Clapton,
Van
Morrison,
Paul
Simon,
Cat
Stevens, Kenny Rogers, and The
Beatles. He also did mock-ups of
Julio and Willie ("To all the Girls I
Camped With Before") and Johnny
Cash and Pete Townshend ("Pinball
Wizard"). Of course, he mixed the

best of both worlds by singing
original funny songs.
He sang
about "vegematics," "yuppies,"
"TV evangelists," "hot tubs," two
alcohol songs--The Pickering Song
and "If You Drink Don't Park,
Accidents Cause People"-- "Rednecks," and relatives--"I'm My Own
Grandpa."
Ray Owen kept the crowd in
tune with him the entire two hours
that he performed. If the crowd was
any indication, Ray's coming
performances at Catholic U.,
Susquehanna U. and Delaware
Valley U. will be equal smashes.
More important than being a
fine, talented performer, Ray Owen
was friendly and never talked down
to the audience, which is sometimes common of very · talented
stage personalities. So, from the
bottom of my heart, thanks to the
Programming Board for bringing us
Ray Owen.

Pictured above is Ray Owen, the first performer of the '87-'88 Solo-Concert
Series Co-ordinated by Andrew Morrell for the Programming Board.

�September 17, 1987

PAGE TEN

Women soccer goes varsity
by Lisa Miller
Wilkes Athletic Department
has added a new women's sport to
the schedule. Women's soccer is
the first sport tJ be added to the
Wilkes sports program since
softball was picked up in 1976.
The team will be a member of the
Middle
Atlantic
Conference
Northern Division.

CPA

Last year the team competed as
a club sport with about 17
members. This year the team is
looking for more members and no
experience is necessary. Former
Penn State Wilkes-Barre men's
soccer coach Jim Jacowicz will be
at the helm. Jacowicz would like
to have at least 15 players to work
with.
Jacowicz is a Wilkes College

Continued from p.7

Friday and Saturday
23-24
8:00PM
Student Theater Workshop Performance
Monday
26
8:00PM
Concert and Lecture Series: Susan Danoff- Storyteller
Thursday
29
8:00PM
Music Department Percussion Ensamble concert
NOVEMBER
Friday to Sunday

13-14-15

*Wilkes-King's Theater Production
Tuesday
17
Music Department Jazz Band concert
Friday
20
Music Department Madrigal Singers concert
Saturday
21
PA State High School Drama Festival
Tuesday
24
Music
Department
Wind
Ensamble
concert
LDECEMBER
Tuesday
1
Music Department Chorus concert
Thursday
3
Music Department "Twinge" concert
Tuesday
8
Music Department Chamber players concert

8:00PM (Fri/Sat)
2:00PM (Sunday}
8:15PM
8:15PM
11:00.AM-5:00PM

8:15PM

8:15PM
8:15PM
8:15PM

Shows that have an admission charge are denoted by an asterik (*).
However, as in the case with the Fashion Show, the money goes back
to the school anyhow. Take advantage of the CPA, it is there for you!

Alumni and has been involved in
soccer organizations throughout the
area. 'Tm a real soccer bum,"
Jacowicz said.
"The keynote this season is to
have fun," . Jacowicz said. "We
want to represent the college the
best we can and have a good time
doing it."
"I'm not concerned about what
kind of record the team will
compile this season. The main
thing is to get the program started,"
he stated. "This year will be a good .
teaching and learning experience for
most of the kids. There are some
experienced players on the team but
many of the girls don't have a lot of
experience. The main thing this
season is to teach the fundamentals
and gain experience."
Coach Jacowicz is very
enthusiastic about the team and
hopes to be able to follow the nine
game schedule. "I'd hate to have to
cancel any games," Jacowicz said.
The team opened its season
Wedensday against the University
of Scranton after a shaky start. It
was not definite until Monday
afternoon that the team would even
exist but due to the dedication of
the players and Coach Jacowicz the
team was able to start its season.
The next home game will be
Tuesday, October 6 at 4 p.m.
against SUNY Binghamton. Good
luck wishes go out to Coach
Jacowicz and the players for a
successful season.
Any one interested in joining
the team can attend a practice at
4:15 in Kirby Park next to the
tennis courts (not the Wilkes
courts) or contact Coach Wingert at
the Athletic Department.

Soaps
Continued from p.8
decision of whether or not to hire
her for a low-life job at Cory
Publishing.
Mary stood up to
Diane and told her that just because
they broke up doesn't mean she
could evr manipulate her way into
his life again. Clara took a minor
stroke because of Donna's badger-'
ing. THIS WEEK: John moves
· out of the love house. Cass runs
into Nicole. Vicky needs to talk to
Michael.

**********
"Loving"
Alan still prevented April from
escaping even after she hit him over
the head with a lamp.
Alan
manipulated Kristen into convincing Ned that April is gone for
good. Rick thinks Gwyneth is
being nice to him so he'll keep
their secret quiet. Stacey noticed
how strange Jack has been acting
lately. Shana promised Jim again
that she'd spend more time with
him. Lily dreamt about Jack. Jim
went to an A.A. meeting with
Marty. THIS WEEK: Ned is upset over April.

**********

"As the World Turns"
Lily opened the present
Lucinda gave her. Frannie was
horrified to see that Seth's novel
Sabrina, is in fact a story about
Sabrina. Holden fumed when he
saw Lily give Lance an innocent
hug. Margo still thinks Hal is
sneaking out at night to see
Barbara. Logan told Grace he
thinks Lance has fallen in love with
Lily. Lyla suggests to Margo to
face the facts-she still has feelings
for Tom. THIS WEEK: Seth
makes love to Sabrina thinking that
she's Frannie. Frannie calls off the
wedding after Seth confesses this to
her.

"All My Children"
Travis was surprised w
younger brother, Jackson
up and said he wanted to

around for Travis' w
Erica.
Julie found olf
Elizabeth is her mother
arguing over Charlie with
Natalie admitted her affair
Ross to Palmer and Palmer
to hear her excuses. Jere
Jesse figured out that N
really being brainwashe.d.
revealed to Ellen that he
exposed to the AIDS virus.
was convinced by Phoebe te
Mitch a divorce after Phoebe
her a secure future fi
THIS WEEK : Langley
Noelle is under Jeremy's

"Days of Our Lives"
Bill returned to Salem,
Mike got reaquainted wilk
Jennifer failed to attend hi!
because she was with F ·
college donn. Pat.ch told
that he ha-. a contract out
from Victor. Eve was
when Kimberly told her she
it's time she met her
Diana found out her father ·
get Roman to make her move
into his house. Patch told
he doesn't know the identi~
Danuls boss yet. Melissa ~
broken when Jack asked her
out an engagement ring for
THIS WEEK: Kayla sa)1
Diana saves Carrie's life. B~
the wrong idea about Jill

Frankie.

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�PAGE ELEVEN

September 17, 1987

Stickers crush Cougars
by David Hassler
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The Lady Colonels began
their field hockey season with an
impressive 4-0 victory over the
College Misericordia Cougars. The
day began on a dreary note, but as
the Colonels took the field, spirits
started to shine.
In the first half the lady
stickers showed patience as they
applied constant pressure toward the
goal. Kelly Wandel scored the
season's first goal with an assist
from Joyce Dait. Wandel let the
Cougars know that she was a force
to be reckoned with as she added
another goal near the end of the first
half. Sue Dicton was credited with
the assist.
The Lady Colonels continued
their explosive offense in the
second half, as Tara Haas resumed
the scoring with an unassisted goal.
Wilkes was not done with their
relentless offensive Sl;lfge, though.
Late in the second half Dicton
would add the final goal of the
afternoon.

were far from pretty,
ted just the same.
way to explain the
second win of the
played the game
I have learned one
ing about scoring:
s a goal. It doesn't
all goes in the net.
alters is how many
the net. As long
Icy is in Wilkes
mplain. ·
s defensive unit
ng opportunities of
ley attack, as the
ed their second

shutout of the season. In his first
start of the season, Lenny Rosanoff
was instrumental as he made several
key saves in the goal.
The · scoring was initiated by
John Pursell as he ripped a penalty
kick into the net early in the first
half. The Colonel's scoring attack
was silent during the remainder of
the half.
An agressive play by Mike
Linczycki resulted · in an early
second half goal. Linczycki spent
most of the game chasing the
Delaware
Valley
defense.
Unfortunately for the Del. Val.
defense, Lenczycki capitalized on an
errant
defensive
distribution.
Lenczycki intercepted the pass and

zoomed by the defense for the
Colonels second goal of the game.
The third goal of the game was
the strangest. Matt Ryan, who was
pushing up from his position as
sweeper, was the target man for a
Wilkes restart in the offensive third
of the field. The kick was taken, as
designed, and Ryan was in perfect
positon to head the ball. Ryan
directed the ball toward the goalmouth with a header. The ball was
headed rather high by Ryan and
completely fooled the opposing
goal keeper. The ball bounced into
the netting . as the Colonels
congratulated
the
seemingly
confused Ryan.

lleyball wins Tourney
ulations
to
the
lleyball team on their
wing at this weekend's
and Luzerne County
Board Tournies. The
ach Doris Saracino,
RB Tourney over
unty Community
' College and
dia. On Saturday
d in their pool at
urney, but lost in
to

Upsala.

ght home a lot of
phics) this weekend,"
cino. "The team's
. Everyone knows
· g. Everyone is

In· the Haverford Tourney
Wilkes beat Rosemont 2-0 (15-9,
15-7). They then defeatedEverest20 (15-9,15-12). They lost to Keane
2-1 (15-9, 10-15,15-8). The Lady
Colonels bested St. John's 2-0 (1614,15-11).
This put them in
second place in their pool. They
went on to the quarter finals but
lost to Upsala 2-0 (15-2, 15-4).
In Saturday's tournament the
Lady Colonels had a total of 60
kills including seven from Theresa
Ayers in the Rosemont game. She
al~ had a total flf-25 aces in the
match.
On Sunday in the LCRB
Tournament the Lady Colonels beat
King's 2-0 (15-10,15-2).
The
Wilkes team then defeated LCCC 20 (15-0,
15-6).
College

Misericordisa then fell pray to the
hot Wilkes team 2-0 (15-12, 18-16)
as the Lady colonels went on to
win the tournament.
Wilkes as a team had 27 aces,
45 kills and seven,blocks to lead all
teams in the tourney. Lisa Kravitz
gave an outstanding performance
with 18 kills and 10 aces. Theresa
Ayers also shined with 9 aces.
Linda Strataface had five of the
team's seven blocks. "Our senior
setters, Theresa (Ayers) and Carolyn
(Ciccarino), are doing a terrific
job," said Coach Saracino. "The
setter has a hard job; it is just like
being the quarterback."
The Lady Colonel's ~ecord now
stands at 5-3.

The defense also played a
major role in Saturday's victory.
They continually fed the ball to
their offensive line which proved to
be very frustrating to the Cougar
offense. The strikers allowed very
few shots on goal and were not
afraid to get down and dirty to prove
who was in charge.
Excellent
defensive performances were given
by Kim Cooper, Debbie Decesare,
Dawn Smith, and Jane Zeller.
Each week the coaches and
captains will give recognition to a
hockey player who exhibits
outstanding skill and dedication on
the field.
This week's special

recogn1uon goes to Susan Barr.
Barr did an outstanding job taking
over the newly opened position of
goalie.
Saturday's shutout is a
prime example of her dedication to
the
team
and
sport.
Congratulations Susan.
The lady stickers will take
their 1-0 record on the road
Thursday when they play at East
Stroudsburg and again on Saturday
at Albright.
The Lady Colonels would like
to express their appreciation to all
those who braved the rain to
support the team.

Volleyball looks
• •
promising
by Kathy Harris
The women's volleyball team
begins this season looking to
improve upon last year's record of522. The team is under the direction
of Coach Doris Saracino. Coach
Saracino has nine players returning
from last year's squad including
senior captains Theresa Ayers and
Carolyn Ciccarino. Other returning
players include juniors Debbie
Miller,
Lisa
Kravitz,
Lora
Rinehimer and Dorothy Jablonsky_.
The returning sophomores include
Linda Strataface, Lynda Pluschau

and Stacy Kem. Also on the roster
are three freshman, Jen Catania,
Gail Wilpiszeski and Kechia
Lipsey.
The team began the season
this past weekend with two
tournaments, the Haverford and
Luzerne County Recreation Board
Tournament.
The
season's
schedule also includes 12 matches
and two other tournaments.
The season will conclude on
November 7 with the MAC
championships.

Trivia '87 'R RRR RRR RR RR u

u, AR, RR RR RR AR RR RR,,.

by Lee Morrell
Well folks, it took a phone call to my home, waking me out of a
sound slumber, but we did come out with a winner for our abbreviated
version of "TRIVIA '87." The gentleman who dashed my dream of
Pulitzer Prize excellence was the one and only Brain "Brian" Dorsey.
Brain correctly told us that the head coach who had the impressive 10
year record of 103-32-7 with the Raiders was the one and only John
"Less Filling--Tastes Great" Madden. For his extreme intelligence,
Brain will receive an all expense paid trip to anywhere $5.00 will take
him. Or he could take his prize in its monetary form.
On to bigger and better things, i.e. TRIVIA! The gridiron is
burning up and the diamond is sparkling. For the first time in a very .
long time Pitt won while cross-state rival Penn State lost--lN THE
SAME WEEKEND. So, with football and baseball co-existing in a
symbiotic universe we will center our questions on both.
OUESTION#l
The 1973 Oakland A's went to -and won- the World Series. Who
was the rookie second sacker, who went on to bigger and better things
in the late 70's and early 80's on a National League squad?
OUESTION#2
James Lofton, the former All-Pro receiver from Green Bay, was
traded to the L.A., soon to be the Irwindale, Raiders. In a twist of fate
the Raiders faced the Packers on opening day of '87. As usual, the Pack
dropped another one to the Raiders. When is the last time the Packers
beat the Raiders?
Best of luck to each and everyone of you Trivia buffs. PLEASE, if
you know the answers to this week's questions, call me here at the
Beacon, no where else. The number here is 288- oops! I mean ext.
379 or just drop up and see us on the 3rd floor of the Student Center. •

�Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 2

18766

September 17, I

Colonel

Late score ·gives
Colonels victory
by Bill Kem

Even though it was a rainy and
gloomy day there was a glow on
Ralston Field. It came from the the
Wilkes College Colonels who
buckled up thei chinstraps when it
counted to achieve a hard fought 3028 victory over Cortland State.
There were many geroes in
Saturday's game; but it was a team
effort that won it for the Colonels.
At the beginning of the game it
looked like the Colonels would
have no trouble with the Red
Dragons. Behind the running of
Courtney McFarlane and Dean
Ambosie the Colonels took the
opening kickoff and drove the ball
straight down the field. Then on a
third down,
quarterback Carl
Deluca hooked up with wide
receiver Ron Ulitchney for a thirty
yard touchdown pass.
Shawn
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - , Meagly split the uprights and the
Colonels had a 7-0 lead.
In the beginning of the second
quarter Cortand tied up the score and
the Colonels knew they were in for
a game.
Wilkes
put
together
a
pounding drive with a good running

of the week

Harriers look
for fast start
by Tom Urso
The cross country team has
several new faces this year,
including Coach Tom McGuire.
McGuire is a 198.5 Wilkes graduate
and a former member of the team.
Joining McGuire on the coaching
staff for the harriers is Assistant
Coach Mike Keohane.
Other newcome~s are
freshmen Paul Miorelli, Tom
Devine, and•sophomore Jon Kline.
Last year's returning squad
consists of junior Doug Lane,
senior Pete Huber, and senior
Captain Tom Urso.
This past Saturday the team
traveled to Fort Indiantown Gap to
challenge the rain and murl in the
Lebanon Valley Invitational. With
Urso on the injured list Lane lead
the Colonels followed by Mionelli,
Kline, Huber, and Device. The

young team displayed deterr.1 ;_nation
and potential with all new rr·embers
completing their first ccllege five
mile race.
·
Also competing was the lone
female member of the t,·&lt;".11 I..inda
Siberini. Siberini com )l,:t~d the
course in a respectal ,le. '20:52,
placing 25th overall.
The team will tegin more
intense training this week in
preparation for the King's and
Delaware Valley meet next
weekend. The Colonels will also
have their captain back on the roster
for Saturday. The team would like
to have your support Saturday,
September 19 in Kirby Park at 2
p.m.
The' team is always loolcing
for new members.
Anyone
interested may attend a practice any
day in Kirby Parle at 7 a.m. or 4
p.m.

game and key pass receptions which
led to a nine yard touchdown run by
Deluca. The two point conversion
1failed and the Colonels were back
on top 13-7.
Cortland came right back with
another scoring drive. But this
time the Colonel defense stiffened;
it took a naked bootleg on fourth
and goal for the Red Dragons to hit
paydirt. The PAT was good and
Cortland was ahead for the first
time, 14-13.
With less than two minutes
left Wilkes went to its two minute
offense. And with only seconds
remaining Meagly's 52 yard field
goal attempt was short, and
Cortland went into the locker room
with a one point lead.
Cortland took the second half
kickoff and looked like it was going
to pad its lead. The Wilkes defense
had other ideas; a hard hit caused the
Red Dragon running back to fumble
and Mike Canterella fell on the
loose pigskin. On the following
play Ambosie went 70 yards to
give the Colonels a 19-14 lead.
Deluca then hit Mike Harrison for
the two point conversion to give
the Colonels a 21-14 lead.

Specialty teams are a
important part of a football
and a break down could
disasterous. Such was the
Saturday. With a Cortland
stalled the Red Drligons lined
a field goal. But Mike Ho
busted through and blockoo
attempt and swung mo
towards the Colonels.
The Colonels then m
another good drive deep
Cortland territory but the
stalled and the Colonels
settle for a 24 yard field g
Meagly to put the Colonels
24-21.
Half way through the
quarter Cortland drove deep
Colonel territory. But on the
controversial call of the ganx,
Red Dragons took the lead.
fourth and goal from the
appeared that the knee of C
running back touched the
before reaching the end zone
a delayed call Cortland had a
lead.
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the Wilkes offense rose II
occassion. Deluca directed a

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                    <text>Vol. XL
No. 2

ptember

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vans changes with the times
Hall, the College's
residence hall, is not
the rash of changes
have been occurring
the campus. This co-ed
housing over 200
different than it was last
y ways.
vending machines, new
and the removal of a
tree are three notable
the premises. The new
ending system provided
soda machine to the en tire
re previous! y there was
floor. The soda, snack,
drink machines are
Oy located near the main
the first floor.
third floor was re-carpeted
summer in part of a
refurbishing program that
an annual basis. By a
of rotation, dorms are

a.rnccessary.
large, dead tree that stood
River Street side of the
recently had all of its
chopped off. The work
there, leaving a tall,

Leigh Majors hopes for pos itive changes on campus in
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aest et1cally repulsive trunk stan ing. It is not known when the
removal will be completed.
Two "functional" changes are

forthcoming, according to Mark
Allen, director of residence life. A
new boiler is being installed in the
building to increase hot water

prepares
•
Homecom1ng
Wilkes College Student
t (SG) is preparing for
y Homecoming Celebtobcr. Members are setcommittees for the Pep
Homecoming dance.
ing to Debbie Reisensecretary, the Pep Rally
held on October 22 on
wn (without a bonfire).
ommg court members
be announced that night.
which SG has to deal

v1ous years, senior class
elected the 10 seniors
the most votes for
ng King and Queen to
the court. Due to some
l on how to run the

election process, SG members are
seeking student imput as to whether
they should open elections to the
entire student body or limit the
process solely to seniors.
The day after the Pep Rally,
on the afternoon of Friday, October
23, SG members will journey
across campus to judge the best
donn and organizational Homecoming displays.
Then from 6
p.m. Friday night until I a.m. on
Saturday, Wilkes students may attend the annual Homecoming
dinner/dance. Reisenweiver said SG
will probably get a disc jockey to
play music for the dance.
On the big day--Saturday,
October 24--the Wilkes football
team will play the Homecoming
game against Lebanon Valley at
Ralston Field. The court will ride
around the outside track before the

game or during half-time. Then SG
members will announce the new
Homecoming King and Queen.
Later that night, nationally known
commedian Steve Landisburg will
perform at the Kirby Center for the
Performing Arts, at 8 p.m. Student
discount tickets are available.
SG has also been granting
fund requests in addition to
planning Homecoming Events. At
last week's meeting SG granted a
request of $230 to the cheerleaders,
majorettes, and strutters to travel on
a bus to the September 19 Albright
football game.
In
other
business,
the
Programming Board asked for
$363.17 to travel to the NACA
East Coast Regional Conference to
be held in Lancaster this October.

output. Additionally, throughout
the year, the dry wall around the
shower stalls will be replaced or
repaired more efficiently. The walls
in many of the bathrooms are
damaged or falling apart, perhaps
due to poor planning in the
building's construction.
Another change in Evans, as
well as in Pickering, is the
replacing of college security by
student guards during the late night
hours. The Residence Life Office is
in charge of hiring and supervising
these guards. "The change," says
Allen, "allows for more comprehensive security of the campus by
zone guards." Campus security is
in · charge
of making
sure
all the donns are secure but not
patrolling the donns.
The "major" change which
happened in Evans this year is the
conversion of the Health Science
Offices on the fust floor to an
apartment for the new associate
director of housing, Leigh Major.
Her presence in Evans is to provide
adult influence and assistance to the
north end of the campus.
Major graduated from Wilkes
with a degree in sociology and

received her Master in Education
from Springfield. She then served
as director of residence life/assistant
dean of student affairs at West
Virginia Wesleyan College.
"I really enjoyed going
toWilkes," says Major. "The opportunity to return here was great."
Her apartment is "great" and she is
pleased with how she's been able to
decorate it.
Major secs a positive change
occurring at Wilkes. She feels that
both the college and its reputation
will continue to grow. "I don't
think the college has reduced its
standards, "she said, "in fact, I
understand that SAT's and class
rank are up."
Eventually she would like to
become part of a dean staff. She
enjoys working with students and
taking a pro-active rather than reactive approach. "In other words,"
she explains, "work on a way of
making things better, instead of
waiting until something happens
and fixing it." An immediate goal
of hers is to increase the amount of
events and programs that happen in
the residence halls. She plans to
work with the RAs to reach this
goal.

Attention Seniors!
by Ann Williams

and attend the employment seminar
to be held on October 28 at
Scranton University at the John
Long Center between I and 4 p.m.
Lampe added that students
leaving Wilkes may attain cred-

This Tuesday at 11:00 a.m.
Wilkes seniors attended a meeting
at the Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center for the Performing Arts.
Paul Adams, associate dean of
academic affairs; iane Lampe-Groh,
dean of academic affairs; Eugene
Domzalski, Career Services; and
Kristen Kolensky, senior class president, were speakers at the event.
According to Domzalski, 80%
of the students surveyed are attending college "to get a job." In order
to get their choice jobs, graduates ni•~t,/inl...i' lf"l2·u
must be competitive, work hard,
sell themselves, and muse also be
prepared to accept rejection. He
said the graduates must concentrate
')'1 contacting company personnel
with •he most power· to employ

Continued on p.3

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tnem.
Domzalski
said
seniors
seeking employment upon graduation should prepare their resumes

�September 24, 1987

l'Aut.TWU

Editorial

A consistent voice?

What do you think of when you think of a college newspaper? Do
you think of a medium that can help to communicate things to the
students, faculty, and staff of a college to keep them better informed?
Or do you think of a college newspaper as a publication run by the
college, Lo communicate the information the administration wants when
they want it run? Although the former should be the rule, the potential
for a college publication to be construed as the latter is there.
But even though a college newspaper isn't the New York Times, it
could still have an impact on local media. The role of this college's
paper has become more vital in view of Wilkes' ever-increasing concern
with its image. This becomes particularly evident when one looks at
two roadblocks The Beacon has encountered recently.
The first is the Public Relations Policies printed in a recent issue of
the Wilkes College Intercom. "So what?" you might say, "Every
college has PR policies." But it is the undertones that accompany this
particular set of policies that disturb me. The Intercom states, "To
insure that the College speaks with a clear and consistent voice in the
presentation of news ... it is imperative that all media contacts be
cleared by the Public Relations off/ce . . . .The Director of Public
Relations has final , approval authority." Although this may make
perfect sense to the administrators of this College and is consistent with
the College's renewed concern with image, it seems to me that this
policy smacks slightly of Big Brother tactics.
The statement, "... it is imperative that all media contacts be
cleared by the Public Relations Office," implies that although members
of the College community have every right to express their views about
the College, they do not, however, have the right to see these views in
print. The College, then, has the ability to screen media contacts and
present only the best picture to the public. As far as image ·goes, the
policy works. However, this kind of restriction of the flow of
information from the College to the pubiic presents a distorted image of
the school. Wilkes calls this a "consistent and unified image of the
college."
Yet there is a problem inherent in this policy: what would happen
if a member of this community decided to go against these policies and
release something that was not cleared by the PR office? Would this
person, by exercising his constitutional rights, endanger his job or mar
his record?
What is perhaps most important is the effect that these policies
may have on the flow of information from the College to the students.
How will we, the students, be affected? Although none of the stories in
The Beacon has to be cleared with the PR office or the College, in the
past we have been asked not to run controversial stories or to wait to
run such stories. In most cases we have opted to print these stories
bec~use we feel that the students have the right to know what is going
on around them.

VOL. XL No. 3 September 24, 1987
Editor-in-chief. ............................ ... .............. .. .... .. Lorri Steinbacher
News Editor ..... ,.... ..................... ... ...... .. ................ ... ... Kim Klimek
Feature Editors ........... .......... ........ .. .... .. ...... .. ...... ......... Lee Morrell
.. .. ............. ... ... .. ............. .... .. .... ... ..... .. Korrie Everett
Sports Ed itors .. ... ...... ....... .. ... .... .. .... .................. .. ....... ..... .Bill Kern
.......... ....... ... .. ... .... ...... .. .... ... ... ...... ..... ...... Lisa Miller
Copy Editor ... .. .. ... ........... ..... .. ........... ............. .. .Wend y Rosencrance
Photograp hy Editor .... ... .. .. ... ... .... .... ...... ...... ...... ... Elizabeth Mazzullo
Advertising Managers ... ....... .. .. .... ... ... ........ .. .. ... ........ ..Mark Shedlock
.... ..... ... ..... ........... .. ..... ...... ..... .Anne Humphrey
Business Manager. ...... .. ..... .. ...... .. .... .. ...... .... .. .. .. .. ... .. .Joel Fomalont
Staff Writer ....... ... .. ........ ................. .. ....... ....... ...... .... .. Scott Zolner
Staff Cartoonist. ... .. .. .. ........... .. ...... .... ......... .. .... ... .. .. Joseph Iannuzzi
Darkroom Assistant.. .... .. .. ... ... ..................... .. ............ Donna Yedlock
Staff Photographer ........ .. ... ... .. .. .......... ...... .... .. ......... ..... Bruce Alexis
.&lt;\dvisor ... ..... ..... ...... .......... ... ....... ... .............................. Tom Bigler
Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Don (Semyon) and Ed
(Buonacore), Gary Fabiano,,Craig Larime, Wendy Shwed, David Hassler,
Tom Urso, Adrian LeRoma, Eddie Lupico, Ann Williams, Lenny
Skursky, M.E. Evers, John Gordon, Marsha Howes, Kathy Harris, Rob
Johansen.

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the
individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be
ithheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be
igned to insure validity.

Perhaps what is even worse than these blatant attempts are the subtle
runarounds we have been confronted with on certain stories. A fine
example of these runarounds is the recent article on the belltower. Last
year, The Beacon tried to report on the then unfinanced bell tower.
Although we were led to believe we could get a story, we later found the
people involved were unwilling to share information with us. This was
understandable, since the project was very much up in the air at the
time. This year, however, we began the year with a very basic story
about the tower--a project not only confirmed, but one that could be
begun at any moment. We went back to do an extensive follow-up, and
although we were given some information, a source in Chase Hall
"requested" that we withhold the information "until a later date." This
seems quite senesless; most of the College community already knows
about the bell tower. In fact, there seems to be quite a bit of clouded
information that could easily be cleared up with a follow-up article.
One would think that the College would be eager to keep its members
informed about something as important as the bell tower.
True, Public Relations itself did not ask us to withhold this story.
But this episode does reflect the College's concern with its image. The
administration apparently wishes to control the type and amount of
information that reaches the College community and the community at
large, and it seems to be exercising this control by making Public
Relations the "heavy." Public Relations has a job to do; why must the
College use that office as its censor?
These policies are indicative of a much larger problem. The students
pay tuition; they have every right to know what is going on; they have
every right to know the truth, unclouded by slick phrases and
administrative whitewash . Given the facts, students can make their own
judgments about the quality of life here at Wilkes. The same can be
said of the general public.
Yes, we want public support--and
contributions to the school. But at what cost? Is Wilkes willing to
compromise the truth for a few bucks? I hope the answer is no.

a~

the
Dear Editor,
After reading your edi
the September 17th edition
Beacon, I came to the c
that fact-finding is not your
point.
Enclosed is Lhe "Admi
portion of our viewbook
comes withthe application,
you will find our admis.1'
quirements.
Please know, also,
application is standard among
colleges and universities,
know if you would like to
this further.
Kim Alansky
Assistant Dean of Adm

Beacon Staff Writer, JohnG

Your movie review
was a pleasant welcome to
Beacon's avid readers. How
is of great concern to a few

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Ain't that -a shame
The flash of colored lights, the
sound of fingers hitting piano keys,
of pick strumming guitar strings,
the roar of the crowd ....
What do
these phrases
describe?
This
weekend's
Programming Board Mini-Concert-Chip Mergott and the Stingers, of
course. Mergott and the Stingers
put on a' fantastic show: the music
was great; the musicianship was,
by at least one account, the best
Wilkes
has
heard at any
Programming Board ,event so far;
and (if these weren't enough) the
audience loved them. When the
Stingers came out on stage for their
encores, almost everyone in the
audience ended up dancing in the
aisles.
What, you say, you did11't see
the show?
Well, don't worry,
you're not alone. Most people on
this campus didn't see that
performance. Most people elected
to stay home and watch Miami
Vice, apparrently, for only about 30
people went to the Mergott concert.
That's a shame.
We students spend so much
time complaining that there is so
little to do around here that we
often overlook the good things that
happen at Wilkes.
The Programming Board is
one of these "good things." The
members of the Board ,bring so
many great events to this campus-concerts, coffeehouses, movies,

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by M. E. Evers

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lectures, dances--that they've really
turned this campus' social life
around in the last two years. There
used to be comparatively few social

events at Wilkes, and now
almost always two even~

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eachers--friends
foes?
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Continued on

September has always been an
· ng month. It is a month of
'tion, and an interrum between
nsummer and colorful autumn.
also the month in which one of
·ca's greatest changes occurs.
me give you a clue and see if
can guess what change I mean.)
The day before this event,
are kids playing,
traffic
·ng smoothly, and senior
ns sitting on their porches
·ng the sun. Zzzzzz. Like I
the atmosphere is serene.
would believe the chaos 24
later? The atmosphere
es one of screaming kids
·ng towards a central hub from
directions, traffic stopping at
comer, drivers hitting their
every few feet to avoid
· g little creatures running to
comer before the traffic starts
· , and senior citizens in funny
vests standing in the middle
die street blocking traffic and
·ng to everybody as they go by.
the picture? This is only the
day of school.
Let's take your imagination a
further. There is a big
ing with a flag flying in front,
are letters over the center
, and out in front there is a
ing, milling, rowdy crowd.
t do you see? A school and
nts, right?
If that's your
, you get 50 points for the
l and O points for the
nts. It's a teachers' strike--a
t on this country's sense of
play, and compassionate

humanity, where a handful of
greedy, inconsiderate people ho!d as
hostage thousands of trusting,
innocent children and their future.
This is not to mention the
inconvenience to the parents, who
become screaming maniacs calling
everyone from their committee
persons to the governor. This is
what the strikers want.
But let's go back to the
innocents--the children. On September 2 15,000 teachers had
already decided to strike, affecting
260,000 children in five states. As
of September 8, the number rose to
over 30,000 teachers, 570,000
students, and 22 states. "So what,"
you say; "Teachers rights," you
scream. What about students'
rights?
When I was growing up, I
believed teachers were angels who
loved kids-- caring, understanding,
and infinitely patient. After all,
why else would they become
teachers? Then I grew up--the
Easter Bunny died, Santa caught
pneumonia, and teachers went on
strike.
I'm now in college, hoping to
become a (eacher, because I like to
teach. I already know that it isn't
what, but who you know, that
gets you hired. But that doesn't
bother me. Aptitude tests would
soon get rid of the incompetent
"cousin of the mayor." After all,
someone in the education system
who isn't educated should not be a
teacher.
I want to teach histol) Last
year 8,000 11th graders were l!ivcn
a test. About 80% could only

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answer 55 of the 141 questions and
of them only 35% could give the
answers in any detail. I would like
to change that percentage. Does that
mean I must go on strike? Maybe,
maybe not.
In this area we have two
school districts where contracts
expired this year. Both responded
in different ways.
In Pittston Area 19,000
students resumed school on time
and the Pittston Area Federation of
Teachers signed new contracts, with
a nice raise and increased insurance
coverage for its members, without a
strike.
The other school system is in
Throop. There the situation is
entirely different. For over two
weeks the students have been
sitting home wiping dust off their
brand new bookbags, while the
people who are supposed to be
teaching them are yelling words not
allowed in school, calling the city
fathers
awful
names,
and
threatening to beat up those nice
people the city to hires to teach. As
of today , September 22, there is no
visible end to the strike.
If and when school does open,
and
the
teachers
and
the
administration are the best of
friends again, what would happen if
the students learned their lessons
well and went on strike?
The students would demand
that teachers must work without
overtime or any other compensation
to make up time lost due to the
Slfike. After all, the students will
h: there--and they don't get paid!

WHEAT to
sponsor banquet
By Kim Klimek
The Wilkes Hunger Education
and Action Task Force (WHEAT),
1s coordinating a "Hunger Banquet"
at 11 :00 a.m. on . Tuesday
September 29.
Approximately
100 Wilkes
College administration, faculty and
students are expected to attent the
event, according to Tony Vento,
campus minister. The R.S.V.P. to
the invitations must be returned by
Friday to Gladys DeLeon at ext.
118.
Dr.
Susan
Behuniak-Long,
assistant professor of history and
political science; Dr. Michael Garr,
associate professor of sociology and
Vento originated the idea of creating
a hunger force this summer at a
related hunger discussion. They

decided a hunger banquet would be a
good way to start their campaign.
Behuniak-Long says the event will
be a learning experience about
world hunger. The event was then
approved by Vice-President of
Academic Affairs Robert Heaman.
There will be no cost to attend
the event, but donations will be
accepted. Behuniak-Long said that
the money raised at the banquet will
fund WHEAT acuv1t1es and
possibly be used toward the Crop
Walk, St. Vincent De Paul's Soup
Kitchen, or the Commission o
Economic Opportunity.
Vento said that 21 students
attended the last WHEAT meeting.
He thinks there's a lot of interest in
the new group and, hopefully, i
world hunger.

Air Force ROTC wants to remind you to

And enjoy the ride!!

Whether you are a member of the Wilkes College
Community or an outside business. why not take
advantage of a tool that: reaches the entire Wilkes

campus?

The Beacon goes

ta press weekly. so the chances

of your ad being utilized are very good!

Letters Continued from p. 2

Seniors
Continued from p. 1

your ability to review a movie
("Predator," Go see only if you're a ntials from Career Services at no
group as to your accuracy, Did you
fan). What about the Dennis Quaid ost. She said all seniors must
in all actuality see all the movies
fans? Injustice is being done. The
you rated? If this were true I feel
btain these items from Doris
movie showed a colorful side of the Barker's (Registrar) office:
you would have more to express
a
about "The Big Easy" than a feeble '!',;ew Orleans Cajun people. The diploma order (due in February), a
one-liner. You were right that characters alone are enough reason transcript copy, and a check-off
Dennis Quaid and Ellen Barkin dis- to see the movie. I bid you to see sheet which must be returned to
played fine performances; however, the movie if you haven't or discuss their advisors. Seniors must also
I beg to differ with you on the it with a number one fan of "The get clearance forms, cap and gown
Big Easy."
overall
movie.
orders, and substitution forms.
It is nowhere near the rating of·
Barker stressed that a check-off
Sincerely,
"go see only if you own stock in
sheet for each student's major
Kelley A. Cota
the company." I heavily question
requirements is mandatory for graduation. She said that for a doubledegree, both major requirements
must be met at the same time. A
S65 graduation fee must also be
So retrJ~mber
aid before graduation.
Lampe
added that sitting times for yearook pictures must be arranged as
oon as possible. They will be
en next week at the cost of $3
ch.

Advertise in The Beacon

IT PAYS?!!

�September 24, 1987

PAGE FOUR

Air Force celebrates fortieth
by Kim Klimek

Many Wilkes-Barre residents
came to Public Square in highspirits on the afternoon of September 18. There were speakers,
displays, a mini-jet, balloons and
an anniversary cake. It was the
celebration of the fortieth anniversary of the U.S. Air Force. It
was also Air Force Day in the city
of Wilkes-Barre, as proclaimed by
Mayor Thomas McLaughlin.
Colonel David Billings spoke
on the local history of the Air
Force. He also commented on the
mayoral proclamation of "Air Force
Day."
Then, a representative from
active duty recruit, Master Sergeant
(SSgt.) Beachack, spoke for another
part of the area, thanking the
Wyoming Valley for making the
celebration of the 40th year cele-

bration of the U.S. Air Force
JX)SSible.
Wilkes College ROTC Cadet
Joseph Snell, conducted a ceremony
for the release of 120 white, black,
and red balloons in honor of the
national POW (Prisoners of War)-MIA (Missing in Action) of
Pennsylvania.
According to Billing, each
balloon carried a cadet's name and
self-addressed card enclosed in a
plastic bag. The individual who
finds the balloon travelling the
farthest distance and the cadet who
sent the balloon will win a prize.
After the balloon release, Air
Force Sgt. Neno Sartini, a Vietnam
veteran, spoke on behalf of the
POW-MIAs. The fortieth anniversary cake was then cut and the
Air Force personnel went home
before a downpour of rain could
dampen their spirits.

Attention all Dorms, Clubs, ana
Organizations
• Any group wishing to be represented
in the 1988 Amnicola should contact
the Amnicola office by September 30
to schedule a photo. This is a
mandatory date. All photos will be
taken in September and early
November, no late photos will be
taken. Please call the Yearbook office
at ext. 34 9 to schedule your group's
appointment . NOW! !

After the balloons were released and speeches were done, the cake was finally cut.

Parents' Day kicks off
Wilkes College will play host
to students and their parents on
Saturday, September 26, for the
College Parents' Day. A complete
schedule of events has been planned
to allow students and parents to
share the College experience.
· Parent's Day will begin with
an opening reception ac 10 a.m. in
the Farley Lounge of Stark
Leaming Center. At 10:30 a.m., in

Stark Leaming Center Room 101,
Wilkes
College
President
Christopher N. Brieseth will deliver
an address on "The State of the
College."
Following President Breiseth's
message, a picnic for students and
their parents will be held at 11 a.m.
in Ralston Field. A variety of
sports events are scheduled for the
day. Some of the events will be: a
soccer competitio:, between Wilkes
and FDU-Madison at 11 a.m. at
Ralston Field, a field hockey game
played between Wilkes and
Delaware Valley at 1 p.m. at
Ralston Field, a Wilkes football

game played at 1:30 p.m.
Susquehanna at Ralston Fie
double Wilkes volleyball
against Misericordia and
2 p.m. in the Wilkes
Gymnasium.
In addition, the
College Bookstore will Ix
from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.,
Sordoni Art Gallery will I
latest exhibition, "Jean
Gerome Ferris, American
Historian," from 10 a.m. to l
For further info ·
Parent's Day contact the
Student Affairs at 824-46l
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The information desk and telecommunications department are cooperating in displaying
campus information on television monitors.
The business department suggested the the
usage of such television monitors to display information about student activities and
important upcoming events. The monitors were installed at the end of the spring semester
on the first floor of Stark Learning Center, but were not utilized until this fall. Faculty
or student groups must bring all computer messages to the Information desk. According to
the Information desk attendant, messages must be in clear type, double spaced and no more
than 25 words. Persons leaving the information must leave a name and number and a
cut-off date.

Feeling pressured? Feeling tied up in knots?
Campus life got you all stressed out?
Campus Counseling is offeriug a six session
Stress Management Workshop to help you
cope more effectively with stress. If you're
interested in leading a more relaxed, productive
life, call Ext. 281 for further information and signup.

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omputer catalogue makes
ook access much easier

loading tapes in 1983.
Loma
Darte,
associate
professorcataloguing librarian, worked onsorting through the catalogue files
and sending the 170 thousand
catalogue cards out for duplication.

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Although many students prefer using the
computers some still
return to the standard
card catalogue system.
Though the system is still
being revised, Berg said the library
plans other enhancements. One enhancement will be a key word find.
This program can list books whose
titles contain a specific word.
Paustian, Berg, and Darte all
agreed that the Wilkes College staff
and students are making good use of
the system. Taking a look at the
terminals, one can observe them in
use. Darte said that although many
students prefer using the computers,
some still return to the standard cardcatalogue filing system after using
the computers in order to doublecheck the accuracy of the new
system. She added that many teachers and older students still prefer the
old system.
Although people won't run
into as many inadvertantly related
files as in the regular card
catalogue, the library staff members
feel these time saving devices will
become the modern research tool.
As .in the past, the library will
maintain its old filing system, but,
more and more, the on-line library
catalogue will be used as a sustitute for the standard one .

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further info
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The on-line library catalogue
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Library near the end of
tis a computerized card catsy tern designed to make
h easier. IL organizes reby calling up relevant card
uc listings on a computer as
d to hunting through
s files on index cards by

i program, which runs on a
-Packard 3000, comes from
1a Tech Library System
)," according to James Berg,

library systems manager. It enables
a student or teacher to locate a book
or magazine he or she is trying to
find. After typing the name of a
particular author, title, subject mater or other data, the computer
responds with lists of pertinent
reading material and the locations of
the material.
Berg said the system "will
allow us to have remote access.
We can put terminals in every floor
of the library--even Stark... " Berg
also said the library plans to have
circulation done on the on-line
library catalogue. This will let the
user know if a book is out, when a

book is expected back, and when a
new book will arrive.
The idea of creating a
computerized system has been
around for at least three years,
according to Robert Paustian,
library director. It is one which has
been used by many large city
libraries. The idea was pushed
through by the previous library
director. Once the Pew foundation
funded money for the job, it was
only a matter of implementation.
Work with the new on-line system
proceeded slowly to insure accuracy.
Berg said the computer center
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PAGE SIX

Peter Vidmar:
Being the best, what makes the difference
by Lee Morrell
When you hear the phrase
"Olympic hero" what comes to
mind? Maybe it's a swimmer with
seven gold medals around his neck,
like Mark Spitz. How about an
upstart ice-hockey team, like
1980s. It could even be the first
time gold for a men's volleyball
squad, like 1984s. As I've tried to
illustrate, the textbook "Olympic
hero" comes in all shapes and sizes.
A good look at the heroes from the
'84 Olympics proves just that.
Those heroes ranged from giant size
superheavy weight boxer, Tyrell
Biggs to the pint sized gymnast,
Mary Lou Retton. Situated in there
somewhere, closer to Mary Lou
than Tyrell, is triple medalist (1
Silver, 2 Gold) Peter Vidmar.
As team captain, he lead the
1984 men's Olympic gymnastic
team to the first ever all-around
championship in this country's
history. Vidmar's other gold came
in individual competition in which
he pulled off a perfect 10.00 to win
the pommel horse. Peter won his
silver in the most exciting, yet the
most heartbreaking part of the
competition. He lost the individual

all-around to Koji Gushiken, of only way to put it into perspective
is by saying 'This is what I've
Japan, by a mere 25/lOO0th of a
trained for, only it's happened
point. With these honors he goes
completely.' " , He felt the same
down . as the highest scoring
way about the medal ceremony.
gymnast in USA history.
"The anticipation was greater than
There is a point to everything
the event itself," he said. On his
that was just said. You see, Peter
captainship, Vidmar said that it was
Vidmar, "Olympic hero," is coming
only a figure head position, "It
to lecture at Wilkes. He will be
meant that in the photograph it said
speaking in the CPA on Friday the
'Peter Vidmar-Captain.'"
25th at 8:00 p.m. His topic will
Wilkes is not by far the only
be, "Being the Best: What Makes
stop
on
Peter Vidmar's busy lecture
the Difference!"
I had the unique pleasure ot ·schedule. He lectures to numerous
corporations, colleges, and business
speaking to Peter Vidmar from his
Irvine, California home, and T organizations such as IBM, Borg
Warner,
Electronic
Realty
found,
among
other things,
Associates, Tektronix, and the
"Olympic heros" are not too differYoung President's Organization.
ent from me and you. In fact, when
He likes to lecture to such places so
I called, Peter was babysitting his 8
he can impart his personal
month old son, Christopher, and
his two year old son, Timothy. · philosophy to others. He says "the
philosophy behind them (schools After finding out he was
businesses, etc.) are different but
human, I set out to find out what
the motivational qualities are the
makes an "Olympic hero" tick.
You know, what it feels like to same, and that's always important."
The lecture will be based awin, to see the culmination of a
lifetime of work. The answer, in round his philosophy of training
California terms, was "awesome." and will include a pommel horse
That's not all though.
Vidmar demonstration, but he will talk and
says, "it's very emotional but you take questions on other subjects
really can't put it into words." vital to the crowd. His final words
Vidmar continued by saying, "the

were a plea for the people to "come bring them. If not, come
to bis speech." So, if your parents It's not often you can talk
are here (it i£ Parent's weekend), "Olympic hero."

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So much to offer, but why not more?
by Marsha Howes
Most of the time we students only moan, groan, and
belly ache about what we do not
like at Wilkes-- lack of convenient, on-campus parking, stuffy, hot classrooms, too much
reading, too many papers to
write, removal of large, beautiful
trees, insensitive instructors, and
dirty restrooms. I am sure the
list could become quite lengthy.
I fall into that catagory just as
frequently as the next person. I
found myself doing · it this
weekend while on a retreat.
While there, a friend, who works
at a local college, asked me how
it is to be a parttime, nontraditional student at Wilkes.
Out of my mouth came a torrent
of complaints. It was a di~tinct
pleasure to articulate my many
gripes and perceived injustices of
the past year.
Reflecting on my outburst, I
am embarrassed. Why am I a student at Wilkes if I can complain
but not compliment;
and especially if I complain to those
not connected to Wilkes who can
offer me no redress? This experience provided the impetus for
me to attempt to fairly evaluate
how I perceive Wilkes College-its assets and liabilities.
Wilkes College is modest in

size and population. This can be
advantageous,
enabling smaller
class size, more attention from •
staff and faculty, and the
opportunity to become acquainted with many people who attend
or work at Wilkes.
I would
guess the location of Wilkes, in
the midst of Wilkes-Barre, limits
the size of the campus, but what
convenience to walk one block
and be downtown. Truly we are
an integral part of the WilkesBarre community.
There is no other campus
locally that can boast of the
many
19th
century,
stately
homes which faculty, admin· istration
and
students.
These gracious buildings were
constructed in a time when pride
and craftsmanship were of great
value.
These buildings caress
my eyes every time I pass by
them. My personal favorites arc
Kirby and Weckesser.
All staff, maintenance, food
service, faculty, and administration, are friendly and helpful.
I am especially grateful to Dr.
Sue Behuniak-Long, Dr. Particia
Heaman, and Dr. Stanley Gutin.
Each one has made me feel welcome and an asset to the
Wilkes community. Their availability to advise, assist, and
listen have been beyond what I
would have ever expected.

The student body is the bulk
of any college campus. I expected to be treated with skepticism
as an "older" student.
It has
been a delightful surprise to be
well-accepted as a normal person.
I have made many new friends.
One of the main reasons I chose
to complete my education at
Wilkes is because it is a liberal
arts institution. I think it is a
tremendous advantage that I am
receiving a "well-rounded" educalion.
It is important to reach
around and pat ourselves on the
back. However, a modicum of
humility is advisable, leading to
constant evaluation.
Evaluation
implies taking a critical look.
Admittedly, all new students
initially enrolling at Wilkes, or
any college, feel lost and
confused, wondering where the
bookstore, library, student uni-·
on, financial office, and classrooms are located.
Traditional,
full-time students have the advantage of orientation. This is not
so for non-traditional students. I
think I speak for many when I
say I felt like an alien from
another planet my first semester.
I am not a shy person, afraid to
ask questions, but I did not even
know who to ask.
Most help
and advice came from other nontraditional students who had had
similar experiences.
Might we

consider assigning a "mentor" to
new in-coming non-traditional
students?
This
mentor could
show a new student the ropes in
one or two days and remain "oncall" as needed.
Non-traditional implies just
that.
We are often employed,
wives, husbands, mothers, fathers, single parents, or community volunteers. Our lives most
often are more complicated and
demanding than traditional students. This prevents us from taking 12 or 15 credit hours; instead
we attempt to manage sanely
with 6 or 9 credits. Unfortunately this eliminates us from
receiving academic achievement
recognition. Can this issue be resolved?
Perhaps part-timers
could be recognized every 12,
15, or 18 credit hours for their
achievements. The bread and butter of many colleges will
continue to depend more and
more on older students entering
academic institutions. Can colleges afford to treat them as
second-class people?
The Eugene Shedden Farley
Library is a comfortable, convenient facility, with a helpful,
generous staff. I have been impressed with the varied services
it provides, affording ease when
doing research.
However, frequently I have needed materials
relating to women and women's

issues.
the paucity
might cover these issues.
concerned that people w
a special interest in wo
women's issues will ~
couraged and abandon ther

to have women as adv'
my major and minor.
as excellent role models
as I am sure they do flJ
younger women on
However, as I have
over the past year, exce~
field of nursing, there is
ious lack of women
faculty, in administration,
upper level manageme!C
itions.c who might well
role models for the wo
presently comprise 49%
students enrolled at
Studies have been done
out the need for role m
women, particularly in
traditional fields hereto!
entered into by women.
This article is
ception of one person--ill
part-time,
non-traditional
dent.
No doubt, o
Wilkes through different
has been an attempt to
critical observation,
may contribute to the
and growth of Wilkes Col

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Live and let Live
Pisces - Hey!!! This is a fun week for you. There is
nothing fishy afoot for you this week, yuk, yuk, so take
no prisoners.

1ero."

Capricorn - Be wary of your schoolwork this week.
Most of all if you are writing a very large paper on a
word processor (especially a Macintosh), save every
paragraph!!!!!!!!!! or lose a 3500 word paper.
Aaaaaaaaa! !!!!!!!!

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ty of
~r these iss
that people

Taurus - This is the weekend for you to get away from
school. Even if it is a day "up the mall," or "a cupa too
chree days wit ya parants"; you must get out of
Wilkes-Barre. ( Warning: If the last line made any
sense whatsoever, it may already be too late.)

Scorpio - Be leery of strangers bearing gifts, whether
it be money, toys, or social promises. Trust few, but
listen to many, for many talk, but few tell the truth.

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to bed early eve-

Libra - Your efforts will finally be rewarded! Whether it
be ROM AN CE, finance, athletic or just plain
academic, your wishes will come true this week. (Go
for romance!)

Dear Rob,
Thanks
for
everything!
You're so sweet.
Without you
"Mass Boredom" would be just
that.
Please let me help you

Wilkes-Barre area
to deliver flowers in our

Flexible hours. Call Mr.
at
823-1103
for

bear,
u embarrassed? Can
"hiking" again this
I loved getting back
'th you. I love you.
Forever and always,
your Bunchkins

Dear Tony, Kevin, Dave, Tim,
and Anthony,
You guys are the greatest.
Tony, thanks for your advice on
you-know-who. Dave, you should
be a professional chauffeur.
Tony, you should be a Dear
Abby.
Love ya all!
Barbara

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risk, but a risk you have to take . Whether it is life
deciding, or just what kind of cereal to have for
breakfast. Everything is important.

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September 24, 1987

A different perspective

Constitution
Lecture
by Rob Johansen
In recognition of the 200th
anniversary of the U.S. Constitution, Wilkes College hosted a
lecture given by Thomas Baldino,
a Professor of political science at
Junianta University. The lecture
was held last Thursday night at the
Center for the Performing Arts.
The lecture dealt largely with
how the original colonists were
represented in thier newborn government, and Prof. Baldino went
into great detail on both John
Locke'sandEdmundBurke's theories
of representation.
After speaking, Prof. Baldino
fielded questions from a panel of
randomly selected Wilks political
science majors. Andre Miller,
Elaine D'Elia, Walter Smith,
Kathleen Bembrook and Walter
Connor comprised the panel, and
asked some thought provoking
questions
dealing
with
our
government today.
Kathleen Bembrook led off the
questioning, asking what could ever
be done about the vast lack of
voting in our country. When Prof.
Baldino stated that there was no
simple solution for this problem,
he was asked how this apathetic
lack of voting effects people who

hold office in Washington;
"If citizens don't use thier votes,
the people in Washington must
surmise that they (the citizens) are
happy with the way things are
being run." he replied.
The most inriguing point of the
evening came when the panel
inquired as to why people such as
Mario Cuomo, Ted Kennedy and
Bill Bradley, who many believe
would make fine presidents, will
not be running in the 1988 race.
"They won't be running because
they don't see any great glory in
being the President." said Baldino.
"Experts are predicting a recession in the not so far future, and
none of these three men want to be
labled as 'the President who brought
the recession'. "
Prof. Baldino attended the
University of Illinois, where he
recieved a Masters degree in
Political Science. He continued his
education at the University of
Pennsylvania, where he recieved his
Phd. He has been travelling
throughout Pennsylvania, visiting
colleges
and
spreading
his
knowledge of the Constitution's
history; as well as giving college
students the chance to tap his
knowhow of our government today.

Beacon at the movies

Intense
Fatal
Attraction
by John Gordon
If you are in search of a
suspense filled, intense filled, and
fright filled flick, look no more;
"Fatal Attraction" has arrived! You
must be warned that once you take
your seat you will not want to get
up. So get your popcorn, candy, or
soda before you .enter the theater of
thrills.
In "Fatal Attractions," Michael
Douglas and Glenn Close tum in
just might be the best performances
of their acting careers. This is
especially true in their violent
encounters throughout the movie.
In the film the two get involved
in a steamy weekend love affair
which supposedly has no strings
attached. This is due to the fact
that the character played by Douglas
is married. At first the psychotic
woman played by Close accepts the
situation. However, as the film

goes on we witness a hideous
transformation in her character.
She
becomes
frighteningly
obsessive and violent, doing
everything and anything to get
Douglas to be hers. She constantly
calls him at home disturbing his
personal life with his wife and
child.
The end of this film is one of
the most intense movie finales of
all time. I will, however, give you
this hint. The last seen takes place
in a bathroom with a knife.
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What
crap
By Bill Earber
Bum me. Beat me. Tie me up
and pluck my beard hairs out one at
a time. Go ahead. Skewer me on
bamboo if you like. Drop water on
my forehead at fixed intervals for a
week or two if you prefer. Lash
my pectorals to a poisonous cactus
if you're into that, but don't, oh
please don't make me listen to any
more Rap!
If you'll just destroy that Fat
Boys tape you've been playing all
afternoon, I promise you I will
betray my cou'ltry. Yes I will. I
will confess to the Lindburgh
kidnapping if necessary. I will tell
you where Anne Frank is hiding.
(Pssst, she's in the attic! ) Take
that tape out of your blaster and
toss it in the . Susqhehanna, and I
promise! will wash your dishes and
make your bed for a year. For ten
years! But please, no more Rap.
No
more
cheap
philosophy
disguised in obvious rhyme. No
more scoo-bee-C:oo rhythms. No
more jejune truisms. I don't need
to know. I wouldn't even want to
know, even if you told me straight
out.
But to do it this way?
Shattering all respect for good
poetry in the process?
Please.
Stick . toothpicks
under
my
fingernails instead. Go right ahead.
Take a pound of flesh if you have
to (preferably from the gut-andlovehandle region if you wouldn't
mind). I'll sit still and let you
cover my body with roaches. Make
me eat cream chipped beef at the
SUB every day for a month, but
don't, please dont make me listen to
Rap!

•

IS

this rap

0, Claude Debussey!
0,
Maurice Ravel!
Hast thou-s
forsaken me? Where arc the great
LUnes of yesteryear? Where is
Hoagy Carmichael when you need
him? Dead, that's where. Dead and
gone to Heaven. Dead, I'll bet, and
spinning since the minute Rap
arrived on the subway. Where is
Cole Porter? What ever happened
to Harold Arlen? Do any of you
even know who Harold Arlen is? I
mean, was? Do you? No! Not a
::lue.
You give me Fat Boys
instead. Kool Rock-Ski ano Prince
Markie Dee, indeed.
Who is
Markie Dee to me or me to him
that I should weep like this? A
perfect afternoon in Kirby Park,
shattered to shards by Rap. Scoobee-doo-bce-doo,scoo-bee-doo-beedee,/you wanna hear my IG-norant
phil-OS-o-phy?/ My blaster's in
the PARK.
It's getlin' kinda
DARK,/but I've got lotsa volume
so who NEEDS to SEE?
Ugh. Double Ugh. Stop this
right now. You see what you've
done? You've driven me crazy.
You did. You over there with your
Sanyo. Yo!
If you ax me, it's
CRU-el-ty / to make me sit and
listen to Prince Markie Dee!
0 God! No! Don't make me
start Rapping. Tie me to the road
and run me over with a Semi. In
six or seven directions. Until I
look like a peanut butter cookie.
Go ahead. I won't even scream.
But first let me do the same thing
to your Fat Boys tape. Come on.
Even Steven.
Oh, I grow old. I grow old. I
shall wear my trousers and your
Rap tapes rolled. I'm out of date. I
am out of touch. I hate this stink-

in' kappin' crap so damn
Lord, I am not worthy
ready, but I am not worthy.
killing me. I'm being ni
death by punk ducks.
least, (heart's gentle sol
won't have Rap in Heave~
they don't even have
Purgatory. But where I'm
it's a given. There I'll l:e.
by flames.
Crushed
brimstone. And th~re it
full volume: Fat Boys ra
blastin' at me / pounding
eardrums through e-TER-niNo, I won't have it.
that tape. Give it up.
over. There. I'm going to
under my hiking boot. Y
Shred its little memorex c
smithereens. Yes I will.
why this pang?
lament? Touched in my
bone am I? For what? For
Boys?
No, it's not that. It's j
remember--years ago--whcn
playing the Stones. Yes.
Rolling Stones. My fa
into my room and shouted:
that junk off! That's not
Oh, well. I guess it's
more things change the
stay the same. Old age oon
alone. I'm sorry.
Here. Here's your Fa
back. Go ahead, play it
your Ii ttle Panasonic, I don
Every generation is entitlal
own music. Go on and
brains out. I don't care.

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both represented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you 're part of a health care
system in which ed ucational and
~
career advancement are the rule,
·\
not the exception. The gold bar
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN , write: Army Nurse Opportunibes, PO. Box 7713,
Clifton, NJ 07015. Or call toll free 1-800-USA-ARMY .

ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAM BE.

are in
n the
the S.

�PAGE NINE

WCJLlHI 'fo]P 35 as of 9/11/87

p
.n' crap so da

, I am not
Jt I am not w
ne. I'm bcin
y punk due
teart's gentle
1vc Rap in H
even
But
,en. The
mes.
1e. And
1me: Fat
at me /
s through
I won't h
&gt;e. Give
~here. I'm
riy hiking
Ls little me
eens. Ye
tis pang?
' Touched
n I? For

Out on a limb

)n't

y.

. it's not that. I
ber--years ag
: the Stones.
; Stones. My
y room and sh
1k off! That's
, well. I guess
hings change
e same. Old
I'm sorry.
re. Here's y
Go ahead, p
.ttle Panasonic,

utiful brisk autumn
Don and Ed about to
w adventure.
, it sure is a beaun day! Let us go
g the beautiful river
enjoy the beautiful

come here!
was! And just loo ...

. BLAAH!
g??
into one of those
t came out of
etch for about a
ure hate those!
on't let that spoil
little stroll of

ile of leaves! Let's
to them!

you're missing!!!

ED: Yes I do!! Don't you know
that slugs hide in piles of leaves
like that?
DON: No they don't . Do they?
Slugs??
ED: Yup! Just imagine one of
those slimy bloodsuckers creeping
down your drawers.
DON: Aak!! Oooh!! Yippayippa-yoww! !
(He emerges from the leaves. They
proceed.)
ED: Wow!! Just look at this
majestic foliage!
DON: Yup! Sure is great! But
wait...what is that small white
cloud just up ahead?
ED: I don't know. Let's take a
look-see.
(They take a look-see.)
DON: What the... Hey, wait Just
a minute! This is not a cloud at
all!! This is a swarm of those
white flying bugs that travel in
groups of up to one thousand!!!
ED: They've spotted us!! Let's
run for cover into the brush!!!
(They run for cover into the brush.)
DON: (pant,pant,pant) I think
we lost them.
ED: I think I stepped in something.

DON: I think I hear someone!
ED: I think I stepped in something.

DON:

Hey! There's some old
man sleeping behind these bushes!
ED: Wake him up.
DON: Well, ok. Here I go.
ED: Don't touch him!!
DON:
Ok, I'll poke him with
this stick.
(poke, poke,poke)
OLD MAN:
Aaaaaarrrggghhhhaaa!!!
DON &amp;ED: Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!
ED: I think he's rabid!!
DON: Quick! Let's run into the
Darte Center!
(They run into the Darte Center.)
ED: That was close!
DON: And how! (itch, itch, itch)
Man, I think I got bitten by every
creature without a spine in those
bushes.
ED: Yes, me too. Darn those
camiverous insects!
DON: That's the trouble with nalure, there's always something stinging you or oozing mucus on you!
ED: Don't I know it! (sniff,sniff)
Hey, what smells?
DON:
I think you stepped in
something.
Now we'd like to introduce our

1. Squeeze ........ .. ... ... ..... .. ................. ..... .... ... ... ............ Hourglass
2. U2 ........ .................. .............. ........................ ... Silver &amp; Gold
3. INXS .................................................................. Good Times
4. Mojo Nixon &amp; Skid Roper. ......... ................ Elvis Is Everywhere
5. New Order ............................................................. Temptation
6. Joe Walsh .................................. :.......................... .111 My Car
7. The Tadpoles ..................................... ................Thief Of Hearts
8. Guadalcanal Diary .......................................................... Litany
9. The Fixx ..................... : ........................... .......... .. .. Redd Skies
10. Rush ........ ................................... ...... ... .. ..... Time Stands Still
11. Pretty Poison ...............................................,. .......... .Catch Me
12. Herocs ... .... .... ...... .................................... ......... ..Here We Are
13. Dumptruck ... ...... .......... .................... ............... Going Nowhere
14. The Cure ..................................................Why Can't I Be You
15. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen ....................................... New Direction
16. Lime Spiders ........ ...... .... ... ..... ........ .... ...... ... My Favorite Room
17. Whodini. .... ... ..... ....... ..... ... ............. .......... ............ Be Yourself
18 . Brian Skeeter....................................... Leave My Monkey Alone
19. The Call .. ........... ....... ............. .......... ....... .......... . .In The River
20. Stacey Q ............. ...................... .. ............ Music Out Of Bounds
21. That Petrol Emotion ........ ..... ................... ........ ..... Big Decision
22. 10,000 Maniacs .... ................ .......... ..... ... .......... ..... Cherry Tree
23. Go-Betweens ............................ _. ................... ......AII Mixed Up
24. Tom Petty .......... ...... .......................... ................... Right Here
25. REM ..... ..... ... ... ........ ................ .................. ..Finest Worksong
26. Dramarama ...... ....................... ..................... ........ Steve &amp; Edie
27. Fat Boys .... .......... ............. .............................. ... .. ..... Wipeout
28. Pete Wylie ................ ...................... ............ ............... ..Sinful
29. Black Bitian ........................................ :..............Funky Nassau
30. Aerosmith ........................ ....... ........................ .... Magic Touch
31. Los Lobos ........................................ ........... Come On Let's Go
32. The Db's ................................................................. Amplifier
33. Killing Joke .................... ............................ ..... ....... Adoration
34. Belouis Some .............................................. Lct It Be With You
35. What If...................................................................... What If
friend, Gary "Fabs" Fabiano, who
·vill be your host for the record
review.
Thanks, guys. The compilation
"4 Bands That Could Change the
World" present four bands that
would probably be classified under
the punk/hardcore musical influence. This compilation provides
you with four bands with four
different musical styles which I'm
sure will fill one of your musical
requirements. The songs present on
the album show the progress and
maturing within the band and

within their style of playing music,
which even includes some live
tracks.
I enjoyed this album thoroughly
and I am sure you will find out that
this is 100% hard rocking music
which will get your body moving.
If you would like to hear one of
the bands, call up WCLH and
request to hear one of the songs off
the compilation, or just listen to
the"Gary and Gregg Punk/Hardcore
show" (It's on Thursday nights
from 9:00 to 12:00) and we will
spotlight one song from each band
during the show.

The Wilkes Rowing Club
by Bruce Hom

burg Fair Bus
Trip
y, October 2
leave the front
the S.U.B. at

e will go by
and tickets are
$1.00
u are interested,
on Lhe 3rd floor
the S.U.B.

Rowing on the Susquehanna
River? Come on. Believe it or
not, I 00 years ago the regatta held
on our river was a big attraction and
drew over 10,000 spectators. Sunday, September 6 that tradition
returned to our area with the WilkesBarre 100 Years Regatta.
The
regatta, sponsored by the WilkesBarre Rowing Club (WBRC),
attracts national caliber teams from
as far away as Philadelphia and New
York.
National champion Carl
Viola raced in the regatta and
afterwards said that our course was
one of the best on the East Coast
and that he couldn't wait to come
back.
The course he spoke of is an 8
lane, 2000 meter course that runs
from near the Pierce Street Bridge
to the Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center, right in front of Wilkes.

Crew members from Drexel
University said that the high dikes
and relatively calm water make this
an ideal place to row.
They
couldn't believe that Wilkes, a
school rich in traditon, doesn't have
a rowing team . Teams from the
Philadelphia area travel miles to
row on inferior rivers such as the
Skuylkill, and we have an ideal
river right on campus. So why
doesn't Wilkes have a rowing team?
This has been a question asked by
both students and administration
members alike in these past weeks.
Wilkes, with cooperation from
the Wilkes-Barre Rowing Club, is
forming a rowing c.lub.
The
WBRC has been graciously helping
Wilkes with their coaches, Linda
Scott and Tom Young, and also
with the use of their equipment.
Every morning you can see Linda
and Tom out on the water teaching
a iew new Wilkes students the art

of sculling.
Wilkes College has showr..
much interest in this club and the
sport itself. The faculty is
represented by the new faculty
advisor, Dr. Farooq, along with
other faculty members.
Thirty
students attend the meetings and
rowing practice. Also, from the
administration, Dr. Nejib, Dean of
the school of Engineering and
Physical Sciences, Amy Weidemer,
Director of Student Activities have
shown interest. As you can see the
support is coming from all
directions and the club is growing
daily. It is now in the process of
purchasing more boats with money
already raised by the club. The
meetings are held every Tuesday in
Stark Leaming Center room 166.
No experience is necessary and
everyone is encouraged to come.
Not only are rowers needed, but
also managers and people to work

on the boats.
This Saturday, September 26,
the Wilkes College Rowing Club,
along with the WBRC, is holding
an open house picnic in Nesbitt
Park (right across Market Street
from Kirby Park). There will be
rowing all day and the picnic
festivities start at 4:00 p.m. Since
this is Parent's Day at Wilkes stop
by after or in between the planned
activities and see what the club
about.
If you are not able to attend
the meetings or if you have any
additonal questions contact:
Bruce Hom- C.C. office (3rd
floor of the SUB), ext. 239
Kurt Revak- Evans 3rd, ext.
138
Hope to see you on the river
some time soon.

�PAGE TEN

Pawn
Continued from p. 2

Row 2 Laurie Eater,
The 1987-88 Wilkes College Cheerleaders: Row 1 Karep Naglac.
Michelle Novoblski, Kelly Furlong,
Kristen Kolenski, Leah Kulikowski.
Row 3
Mascot Bob Wachowski, Sherie Davis, Theline Van Vesteradia.

TEMPLE ISRAEL CONGREGATION CORDIALLY INVITES STUDENTS TO

weekend.
Don't believe me?
Remember Dave Binder?
Bob
Gamer?
Chicago City Limits?
Okay, you say, but that was last
year. What about this year? Well,
have you seen the pictures up
around campus this week for Peter
Vidmar's presentation this Friday?
If you look, you'll notice that this,
too, is a Programming-Board
sponsored event.
It seems that many people
would rather stay home than take a
risk on an unknown performer.
After all, you might say, what if
the concert were lousy? Well, if
the show turned out to be boring,
you wasted a whole hour and a half
of your weekend. Not a lot of
time, if you think about it. Better
than watching Miami Vice reruns,
anyway.
But if you take a chance on
that unknown, that performer you
may never have heard of, you just
might
end
up
"discovering"

someone as talented as
Mergott. (You may even
good time!) Just ask anyort
went to the Stingers conceit
group that inspires that
audience enthusiasmhas
good.
With this in mind, the
time you find yourself
"T1_1ere's never anything
around here. It's sooo
take a look at the Pro
Board calendar.
See
scheduled for that weekend.
most of all, go to the co
the movie, to the con
Take a chance; give the
chance to show what it can
Wilkes' social life. Who
you might even end up see·
next Springsteen or Eddie
After all, everyone has to
somewhere--why not the
circuit?
And, oh, by the way,·
don't go--don't complain that
never anything to do at Wi

TRIVIA

WORSHIP WITH THE CONGREGATION AT ITS HIGH HOLY DAY
by Lee Morrell

SERVICES WHICH WILL BE HELD ACCORDING TO THE
It is starting again. I thought if I snuck in some early season i
questions I could keep Sterling's Tom Gasper away from us. Well,!
wrong. Not only did he come back, he came back with avenge
took him three strikes but he nailed Question #1 on the third try.
he came up to our office ( which is located on the 3rd floor of the S
Brian Dorsey,) to claim his prize, he sat with me and spat out ques ·
I'm sure the answer (meaning person) would have trouble answering.
In case it was gnawing at your craw, here are the answers to last
difficult questions. I'll start from the end and work up, so as to go
easier to harder. The last time the Green Bay Packers beat the "soon
Irwindale, presently Los Angeles, but back then Oakland" Raiden
January of 1968, otherwise known as Superbowl II. Those were the
of Vince Lombardi, Bart Starr, and that awesome offensive line
Jerry Kramer, Fuzzy Thurston, and Forrest Gregg. The other queslMI
a little more difficult. I received many different answers, butonlyo
the correct answer find its way up here. Oh yeah, the answer was!
Phillie, Manny Trillo.
The pennant races are in fill gear. My educated guess a to will
champions will be are, the Blue Jays and the Giants. If no\
YANKEES!!

FOLLOWINGSCHEDULE. SABBATHSERVICES
TAKE PLACE EACH SATURDAY AT9A.M.

Rosh Hashonah--First Day
Tashlich-Market Street Bridge-5:30PM
Minchah/Ma'ariv at 7:00PM
Worship at Temple Israel
Rosh Hashonah--Second Day
Friday morning, Sept. 25 at 8:00AM
Worship at Irem Temple
Sermon at 10:30AM
Minchah/Ma'ariv at 7:00PM
Worship at Temple Israel
Shabbat Shuvah Service
Saturday morning, Sept. 26, at 9:00AM
Worship at Temple Israel
Kol Nidre Eve Service
Friday evening, October 3 at 6:30PM
Worship at Temple Israel

OUESTION#l
Who has hit the most home runs for the Montreal Expos since
joined the national league?

Yorn Kippur Day Service
Saturday morning, October 4 at 9:00AM
Worship at Temple Israel
Sermon at 11 :OOAM
Yizkor Memorial Service follows the Sermon

QUESTION #2
Who led all major league batters W!Lh a .343 batting average i
1970's?

Dolill't jMmp

Farley Library Re2ular Hours
Monday - Thursday 8 a.m. - Midnight
Saturday

9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Sunday

2 p.m. - Midnight
Check library desk.for PXceptions

.]Om

Best of luck to everyone out there who'!mempts our little quiz,
you Tom, you're not welcome back until next week. If you can
them, do so immediately, in case you want to win! Get your an
us in our offices on the 3rd floor of the S.U.B. or at ext. 379

The JEeacolill
We are aliway§
foohlmg 1for a
fow good! · peoplie !

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�PAGE ELEVEN

September 24, 1987

11e

as talen
(You may
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o the Stingers
that inspires
:e enthusiasm

Lt.

s

never

here.

men's
•

f IS

Lady Stickers split
•
her pair

It's

look at the
calendar.
led for that w
f all, go to the
Jvie, to the
chance; g ive
to show w hat
social life.
ght even end

The Lady Colonel field hockey
team's second game of the season
brought them to East Stroudsburg.
Despite good efforts by both the
offense and defense, the stickers
were handed their first Joss of the
season.
Five minutes had barely gone
by in the game before East
Stroudsburg had scored their first
goal. Before the half was to come
to an end they would lengthen their
lead to 4-0.
However, the Lady Colonels
were not ready to call it quits. In
the second half, the stickers put the
East Stroudsburg defense to a test.
Because of a kicked ball, the Lady
&lt;;:olonels were given an opportunity
to score. Kelly Wandel took the
penalty shot and succeeded in

1d, oh, by
,--don't co
1ything to

~

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•

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some early
away fro m us.
: back with a
# 1 o n the third
the 3rd floor of
1e and spat
ve trouble
:e the answe
work up, s
'ackers beat
1en Oaklan
.vi II. Those

by sports history was made at Wilkes College. For
eleven years a women's varsity sport was added to the
After getting off to a shaky start the team finally
cptcm~r 16. The lady boaters took to the field
Royals of Scranton.
lopsided score, the loss did not discourage the Lady
lone goal was scored by Kelly Cota, unassisted.
Ja owicz stressed that he is not concerned about what
c tcJm compiles but is more interested in teaching the
the game. He feels getting the program started for
more important.
rested in joining the team may attend a practice any
mKirby Park.

ucated g uess a
the Giants. I

dominating defense,
offensive perforCollcge Colonels
m disposing of the
defense that set up

of the game for the
c linebacker Andy
lf a Lion pass and
10 the Colonel 48.
ve the ball down to

Tony DiGrazia, who was
named MAC Offensive Player of
theWeek, scored
his
second
touchdown of the game with 25
seconds left on an end around.
Mcagly's PAT was good and the
Colonels went into the locker room
holding a 17-7 lead. ·
Albright received the second
half kick-off and was stuffed by a
swarming Colonel defense. A good
punt put the Colonels deep into
their own territory. But it took the
Colonels only six plays to go 90
yards to once again hit paydirt.
Deluca found tight end Mike
Harrison wide open in the end zone
to give the Colonels a commanding

24-7
npts our little
week. If you
ivin! Get your
1r at ext. 379

cn't looking good
as the Lions were
m Wilkes territory.
end Lan•: Hubert

in capitalizing on
and hit paydirt on a
from Carl Deluca
a. Mcagly's boot
the Colonels held a

Led by ECAC Defensive
Player of the Weck Joe Daches the
Colonels completely crushed the
Albright offense.
Their is one
defensive play that can't go
unnoticed. A Colonel fumble gave
Albright a golden oppurtunity deep
inside Wilkes territory.
But
defen~ivf' tackle Tim Hopkins had a
lineman's dream as he picked off a
Lion acricl and raced down to the

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1:30p.m. Wilkes vs. Susquehanna in football

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• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
2:00 p.m.

Wilkes vs. Misericordia/Wilson in volleyball

lonels crush Lion
10-7 lead.

•

1:00p.m. Wilkes vs, Delaware Valley in field hoekey

••

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•

the week was Debbie Decesare.
This week's player is Sue Dicton.
These two players deserve special
recognition for the determination
and skill they bring to the field.
Our congratulations to both Sue
and Debbie.
This coming week the Lady
Colonels will host Susquehanna on
Tuesday at 3:30, Elizabethtown on
Thursday at 3:30, and Delaware
Valley at 1:00 on Saturday.

11 :00 a.m. Wilkes vs. FDLJ..Madi~on in soccer

•

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•

Despite the second half offensive
surge the Lady Colonels lost 5-2.
Saturday, the Lady Colonels
took their 1-1 record to Albright.
After the loss at East Stroudsburg
the stickers were determined to
leave with a win.
Albright scored early in the
first half but that's all that the Lady
Colonels defense would allow.
They continually rejected all other
attempts at scoring and fed the ball
back to the offense. The defense
was
led
by
outstanding
performances from Kim Cooper,
Debbie DeCaesar, and Debbie
Marquart.
The offense, which dominated
the majority of the game, was lead
by Petrosky who scored in the first
and second half of the game.

PARENT•s DAY SPORTING EVENTS

•
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•

•

Petrosky was not the only one who
played well. Donna Vasquez and
Sue Dicton also had exceptional
games. Vasquez skillfully moved
the ball up the middle of the field.
Dicton was able to move the ball
up the sidelines. This combination
of agressive offense and determined
defense led to an impressive 2-1
victory for Wilkes.
Last week's hockey player of

scoring Wilkes' first goal. Later in
the second half Martina Petrosky
scored her first goal of the season.

by Wendy Shwed
David Hassler

an

Lion 11. Albright held and time
ran out and Wilkes had it's second
victory of the young season.
Now the stage is set, as
Wilkes hosts nationally ranked
Susquehanna next Saturday at 1:30.
It is also parents weekend, so what
better than to treat Mom and Dad to
a good football game. The team
would really appreciate the support.

Harriers
Continued from page 12
members bettered their last week's
times.
The Lady Colonels didn't run
this weekend, but will be ready to
go next weekend as both teams
travel to Susquehann;, where they
will also meet the Royals of
Scrnnton.
The invitation to join th.::
cross country team is still upen, :;o
come on out and have fun while
_sta....;y:....i_n::::.g_in_sh_a...!pe:...::..:....._ _ _ _ _ __

GOOOOOO
WILKES!

V olleyballers drop
MAC opener
by Kathy Harris

Wilkes lost to Upsala 2-0 (1-15, 715).
Ayers recorded three of
Wilkes' seven aces. Strataface and
Kravitz each had four kills. Lora
Rhinehimer, Ayers, and Miller each
had three kills. The Lady Colonels
had a total of 17 aces.
In their second MAC contest
the Lady Colonels were defeated by
Johns Hopkins 2-0 (15-17, 10-15).
Strataface had six of the team's 18
kills. Kravitz and Rhinehimer each
recorded five kills.

This was not a good week for
the Wilkes women's volleyball
team. The team lost all four of this
week's matches.
Fine performances were given by Linda
Strataface, Theresa Ayers and Lisa
Kravitz. Their overall record now
s·ands at 5-7. The team's MAC
record stands at 0-1.
In their match with Baptist
B 1ble College, Wilkes was defeated
'.2-1 (15-13, 9-15, 11-15). The Lady · r-·- - - - - - - - - - Colonels recorded 14 aces, 11 kills
and 32 digs. Ayers had six aces,
while Strataface recorded five aces
and Kravitz served three aces. Of
the team's 32 digs Debbie Miller
had 13 to her credit.
In the second match of their
tri-mcet,
Wilkes
lost
to
Elizabethtown 2-0 (2-15, 7-15).
The Lady Colonels recorded four
aces, 11 kills, and 38 digs.
In their first MAC contest,

SUPPORT
THE

COLONELS

�Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 3

18766

September 24,

Colonel of the Booters tie
Division I power
week

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0

II

by Craig Larimer

"

WILKES

After their first five games of
the 1987 season the Wilkes men's
soccer team's record stands at 2-2-1.
After last Thursday's tough loss to
Messiah, the Colonels had to
regroup and prepare themselves for
their
upcoming
test
against
Division I, undefeated Virginia
Tech.
The Colonels knew that in
order to contain the Virginia Tech
attack, they would have to put forth
a tremendous effort. The Colonels
did jU"St that; both the offense and
the defense played well when
needed.
The defense found themselves
under considerable pressure throughout the game. Lenny Rosanoff rose
to the occasion and recorded a fine
performance, turning away 18 shots
on goal. Sean Lockhead also had a
pair of goal line saves as he aided in
Rosanoffs defense.
The Wilke's defense limited
the Virginia Tech scoring un til late
in the second half. The Colonels
were determined to score, and with
less than two minutes remaining in
regulation.
Their determination
produced a goal.
Matt Ryan
accepted a Gerard Piazza restart and
headed it beautifully into the comer
of the goal. The goal sent the
game into overtime.
Virginia

presi
wer a!
y th
accor

as
nt.

will
of 6
ard Ci
ege ac

e bel
chir
play

tric Cl
rograi
rhm
the

John Purcell puts his best foot forward.
Tech didn't waste any time in
mounting an attack and scored on a
two on one situation with only
1:30 gone in the first overtime.
The excitement
grew shortly
afterwards when Wilkes had an
opportunity to tie the score once
again,
this time with a penalty
kick. John Pursell was called upon

to try to even things up
so with authority. His
penalty shot rang off the
as the Colonels enjoyed
victory over a worthy op
The Colonels will
Madison on Saturday at
Please come out and su
team.

Harriers lose open
by Tom Urso

This weeks male Cofonf~f the

ii~Pa.is]~Daches,
).~ is a
InSatur~y~viy~Ql'.Y

junior .accounting major from Mountaintop

over Albright Joe regist.ered three sacks

an~.was

backfield all night For his preformance
Defensiye Pl~yey- pf µieJ/~ , " .

Joe

in the Albright
was named ECAC

The cross country team ran its
first MAC league race on Saturday
against Delaware Valley and King's.
Both teams had several veteran
runners which proved to be
unfortunate for the young Colonel
team. Delaware Valley was a
formidable opponent for both
King's and Wilkes, giving the
Colonels a 16-39 deficit. On the
other hand the Monarchs were only
able to get 3 runners in before the
Wilkes pack, but this was enough
for them to edge Wilkes out 2134.

In the individual standings
Andy Krawczeniuk from King's
took first place on the new Wilkes
-.:ourse setting the course record at
27:23. Leading the Colonels was
Tom Urso in 9th place with a time
of 30:22 followed by a King's
runner with Doug Lane following
closely behind in a 31:51 finish.
Paul Miorelli was the next runner
and next member of the Colonels'
pack, placing 12th in a time of
32:07.
Also joining the pack and
staying ahead of the next King's
runner was Pete Huber, who placed
13th with a 32:52.

Despite the

determination of the n·
freshmen runners a lone
runner was able to break
pack .• Both of the fres
personal records with Tom
placing 15th in 34:14 foll
the newest member of the
Walter Lesch, who placed
his first college 5 mile race
34:54.
The Wilkes harriers
good grouping of runnm
could help them out later
season as they gain
experience. In addition, al

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ptember

October 1, 987

ound
oken for
er

.o even things
.h authority.
, shot rang off
Colonels enjoy
· over a worthy
'he Colonels

Press conference
held at Wilkes

lltower

Architectural designs with the bell
tower connected to a building or as
was broken Monday a seperate feature were around, but
-.C quadrangle bounded ·were never acted upon. Charles said
Library, Kirby, Chase that in the 60s, the Dorthy Dickson
Halls. The brick and Darte Center, Pickering Hall, and
r will be situated at Stark Learning Center were under
monce suggested by construction. In the 70s, he said,
Farley, Wilkes available donations went to repair-·
president. "The ing buildings damaged by the flood
Tower and Carillon" and to the completion of Stark,
by the board of even though ideas of building other
uly, according to John structures such as the bell tower
special assistant for were around.
ment.
Chwalek, who came to Wilkes
ture will be 61 feet in 1946, was director of student
base of 6 x 10 feet, placement and held jobs in the
Richard Charles, vice- admissions office for about 43
College advancement. years. He said he had seen bell
the belltower will towers in at least a dozen colleges
ter chimes, a tape around the United States such as
can play the "Alma Yale, Duke and the University of
11 electric console. The Pennsylvania
He and other
be programmed to~ administrative members believe that
quarter hour.
the bell tower will serve as a central
said the idea for a landmark of uie College, · ail 1
back at least 20 intellectual symbol, and a piece of
!lave seen architectural musical expression.
President
the 1950s. It's been Christopher Breiseth, said in his
siage for decades." He "Parent's Day" speech, that the
·og the 80s, people donation "was a symbol of
again and the chance, aspiration" and an "asthetic~ly
projects which had
Continued on P·
at an earlier date.

1

by Rob Johansen
In a press conference held Monday at Weckesser Hall, Christopher
N. Breiseth, President of Wilkes
College, announced that Wilkes, in
conjunction with the Philadelphia
College of Osteopathic Medicine
(PCOM), will be offering a new
program that will enable qualified
students to obtain thier baccalaureate' as well as thier degree in
Osteopathic Medicine in only seven
years.
Forming a discussion panel
along with President Breiseth were
J. Peter Tiley, the President of
PCOM, Dean Joseph Dieterle of
PCOM, and Dean Ralph B. Rozelle
of Wilkes.
The new program will be put into effect immediatley, and will
entail that students selected for the
programs successfully complete
three years of study at Wilkes, and
fufill their graduation requirements
with four years of study at PCOM.
"We are enthusiastic about the

Continued on p. 10

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President Christopher Breiseth and PCOM President Peter Tilley
announce the new Wilkes/PCOM program at a press conference
earlier this week.

Tuesday evening between
11:30 p.m. and midnight, a Wilkes
college freshman had her room
entered by an unidentified man.
The man allegedly, stole a purse
from the room. The location of
this occurence was on the third
floor of Miner Hall.
The freshman, whose name
was witheld, reported that she had
left her room for ten to fifteen
minutes to visit friends down the
hall. When she left her room, she
left the lights and stereo on, and
also left her door open.
"I was only down the hall,
eating a slice of pizza," the student
reported. "I was walking back to
my room and was only ten feet
from my &lt;Joor when a man walked
out from inside."
"I said , 'Excuse me,' and with-

out looking at me the guy brushed
past me and said, 'You're excused."
I asked him, 'What were you doing
in my room?' He replied, Was that
your room?' and rounded the
comer."
The student could not recall if
the intruder appeared to be concealing anything, and she admitted
she was, "too upset to notice much
of anything."
The man was described as
standini s~ feet tall,-approximatefy
185 pounds, with dirty blonde hair
and a scruffy beard.
He was
wearing blue jeans and a loose
flannel shirt. His description did
not fit any of the male students
living in Miner Hall.
Being attached to a YMCA, as
well as located near Public Square,
Miner Hall is in an area frequented
by many people who are homeless.
Presidents of the Hall have

complained of non-residents in the
lobby, as well as on the upper ,
floors where the dorms are located.
The building has two dorm
entrances, a main entrance on
Franklin St. and a side entrance off
of an alley. These entrances are
supposed to remain locked in the
evening, but according to residents,
they are almost always open.
The three floors of Miner Hall
where theWilkes Dorms are located
all have entranceways which are
required to be locked at all times.
Unfortunately, these doors are often
left propped open by the students in
the dorms.
"It gets to be such a pain to
keep having to open the door for
somebody's boyfriend, that we just
leave it open," one student residing
in Miner Hall said.

Continued. on p. 5

�PAGE1WO

October 1, 1987

Editorial

New program-bane or benefit?

1------Letters to the Editor-Oxymorons

must be what administrators mean
when they say Wilkes is training
professionals.
Editor:
We can only hope that those at
Oxymoron is one of the most the banquet are served jumbo shrimp.
This Monday, Wilkes College held a press conference to announce
delicious words in the English
An open mind
the development of a new pre-med program. The program, developed in
Wise fool
language.
What is even more
conjunction with the Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine
delicious, though, is an actual - - - - - - - - - - - - Dear Editor,
(PCOM), will enable students to complete their med sc~ool education in
oxymoron. Much to the delight of Three cheers
I would like to
seven years instead of the standard eight and receive a Degree of
the discriminating palate, these
response to a recent
Osteopathic Medicine from Philadelphia College of Osteopathic
abound at Wilkes College. One of
Dear Editor,
Marsha Howes. While I
Medicine, the largest of the nation's fifteen osteopathic colleges.
the latest is particularly tasty:
some of what she has to
The program will provide fi(teen lucky Wilkes College Bio majors
Hunger Banquet. While an oxymoron
Three cheers and a hurrah for a other points I feel that she·
(beginning with 1988's incoming freshmen) with direct access to the · can provide a biting emphasis, it gripping editorial (A Consistent
off the mark. I enjoyed
osteopathic college. Fifteen slots each year will be kept open at PCOM
seems that hunger and banquet can be Voice). It is high time someone half of her article until she
for Wilkes students who enter the program. Briefly, the student accepted
found in close proximity only when tackled
the college's
trashy to discuss her status as a
into the Wilkes/PCOM program will complete three years at Wilkes and
words and sense are in different · methodology. The administration traditional" student Ms.
then proceed to PCOM to begin his four years · of med-school study.
counties. Can words and sense be so veils everything in its own brand of says she "expected to be
Once graduated from PCOM, the student will hold both a BS degree
disjointed at Wilkes--that place at whitewash.
Someone needs to with skepticism" and was"
from Wilkes and a Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine degree from PCOM.
which a brand-spanking-new bell point out their faults; how ~ey to be accepted as a nonnal
The theory behind this program is wonderful. Through the
tower is going to provide some good, treat students as a glut of negau~e My question is why sho
program, qualified students will be able to cut their schooling time-old-fashioned tradition, that same generalities (i.e. apathy).
It _is be accepted? If she is a stu
some of which otherwise would overlap--and as a result cut the financial
place which is being, so the about time the college gave _its and is capable of doing !he
burden placed on them. This .is quite desirable to any student making
administration declares, innovative students a fair shake, not a policy why should it matter if she
the estimated $55,000 investment in his education. Perhaps even more
and exciting by moving toward a bloated with half-truths. If the 60? This is college where
important is the potential for the program to draw quality students to
curriculum other schools moved to administration got up off their duffs has "open minds." I noti
Wilkes. If the program can succeed in doing this, the College can only
some ten years ago and have since and put their collective mind to article that she liked to
benefit from the enhancement of its intellectual environment
retreated from?
some purpose, it could only benefit the fact that she was a
If, on the other hand,. the program is mishandled, the resulting
So here we will eat for those the college. For a institution so traditional" student By
problems could far outweigh these positive ~ts. The most pertinent
who can't. We can rejoice that the concerned with image, I think this lighting and dwelling on
question one can ask about the program is this: just how many students
Hunger Banquet received official route is preferable to addressing Ms. Howes is only isol ·
is Wilkes going to accept yearly into the program? The answer to this
approval from the administration vague concepts and allowing segregating herself from ~
question is crucial. After all, there are only fifteen available spots, and
before it was planned. After all, such underlying causes to fester.
students. It seems that she
if Wilkes is willing to accept many students for a relatively small
clearance is required in many African
Finally, jeers to Kim Alansky want to fit in, she just
number of spots, they could risk the program's academic soundness.
countries where famine is prevalent; of Admissions. While I'm sure her point out how "different' sll
Yes, Wilkes gets its tution money either way, but if the College is
if Big Daddy on the throne, for response to your second editorial that is the case, why
really concerned with the welfare of the students as it claims, it will
reasons of his own, doesn't want food was right on the mark in terms of just dye her hair pink?
keep the number to a minimum. If the true goal of the prc(gram is to
to get thrg\!&amp;!!__!Q__ the_ hu!)gry, it figures and statistics, I -think the
Another point she
produce quality primary care physicians, then for once the issue of doesn't get through. Does Big Daddy meaning flew right over hCI' head. I
that the traditional students
money should be ignored. Only as many students as can realistically be 1 know how to run a country or what? also think the "ivory tower" selfadvantage of orientation.
expected to finish the program (with allowances made for dropouts,
It's something to see Wilkes being concept of the administrators has that may be true in some
changes of major, and other unforseeable occurrences). should be run the same way so students can be made them forget the core of the
admitted.
exposed to the "real" world where college--the students. If they intend
The temptation is there for the administration to use the program as a
common folk ar~ . just f?dder for to rule blindly, then~ students More letters! See pa
money-making scheme. After all, if the program becomes popular, as I ,personal and pohu~.gam. That . &amp;bould be able tQ take
eat.er
suspect it might, and Wilkes receives applications from many qualified
students, what prevents the College from accepting 100 students and
then alllowing these students to claw for the miniscule 15 spots?
Wilkes still gets its tuition money, but the students suffer.
If this program helps bring quality students to Wilkes, and if, as
President Breiseth has said, the College wishes to train the best OOs and
bring them to this area, the program is to be commended. Only time
will tell if the program will be beneficial to the College. We can only
hope that it is not just another external image change or a financial
gambit but a genuine · and valid move made for the benefit of the
students.

Landmarks of Famous Colleges

ti:bt ~tacon

VOL. XL No. 4 October 1, 1987
Advisor-Tom Bigler
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
News Editors-Kim Klimek
-Korrie Anne Everett
-Eddie Lupico
Photography Editors-Elizabeth Mazzullo
Sports Editors-Bill Kem
-Donna Yedlock
-Lisa Miller
Sports Photographer-Bruce Alexis
Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
Advertising Managers-Mark Shedlock
-Anne Humphrey
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi
Staff Writer-Scott Zolner
Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Don (Semyon) and Ed (Buonacore),
Craig Larime, Wendy Shwed, David Hassler, Tom Urso, Lenny Skursky,
M.E. Evers, John Gordon, Joyce Langan, Rob MacArthur, Kathy Harris., Rob
Johansen, Michele Broten, Carole Barry, Marsha Howes.
Published weekly durin&amp; the fall and sprina seme1ters excepting scheduled
breaks and vacation perioda. All views expressed are those of the individual
writer and not of the publication or the College. Names . may be withh.e ld
from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be signed to
,.
imure validity.
- ··

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IIIUdents? It's only
them mer.

�October 1, 1987

PAGE THREE

Opinion

wcik, Campus
:Moscow meets Washington
nseling offer
workshop
by Lenny Skursky

l

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hat she has
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:k. I enjoy
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student.
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It seems that
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10w "different"
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:r hair pink?
1er point she
.ditional stude
of orientati

_ This is the era of glasnost, an era
of openness, previously untried in
Last week an event of the USSR -- or is it?
unprecedented importance occurred
Actually it is the third
which few people knew about It attempt at openness in the USSR.
happened late at night when the The first was under Stalin and ended
only things expected were sonorous with all the dissidents imprisoned
sounds slipping from the boudoir. or dead by firing squad. The second
For those who slept through it, let attempt was under Kruschev, ending
. -Ille explain.
much the same way, however those
It was on television; a news imprisoned during this purge are
special titled "Capitol to Capitol." still (for the most part) in prison.
A live (in both countries) question You know who they are; every few
and answer forum between U.S. years the US makes a big deal of
senators in Washington and Soviet trying to free one of them. The
government representatives in question in the USSR today is:
Moscow.
Will this open era end the same?
As you know, Americans
Some basic differences
have met Soviet's before. So why between the two systems became
was this meeting special? It wasn't very obvious from the beginning.
for any specific purpose. No major One major difference was the way
treaty was signed. So why the im- the Soviets kept attempting to stick
portance?
to certain issues. This imposed a
First, let's look at it in an · barrier on free and open discussion.
liistorical perspective. Never before While most of the questions on
has anyone from the West been both sides were off-the-cuff, -most
allowed to question, one on one, _SQ'tiet answers _ were prepared
any member of the Soviet system· statements. Regardless ofwho was"
while live on TV. In the Soviet · asked to answer, the question was
Union, questioning of one's talked around until the Soviet with
11annling stress effectively.
superiors is unheard of. To do it the prepared answer responded.
Sowcik said the workshop :::erier
live _Cl_n television is- revolutionary. This is because, while in the US
will begin to meet within the n~xt
le have suffered from
of stress at one time or two weeks. The workshop will
Sffls is expressed in meet once a week for about an hour
· through nervousness, to discuss s~ss management techniques such as relaxation methods,
depression.
ik, campus coun- time management and thoughts
"You don't have to be which engender stress. According
sick to be stressed" and to Sowcik, each session will build
seems · somewhat logical. Someby M. E. Evers
anyone who has to deal on the last session and with the
what, mind you.
deal of pressure such as support of the group, it will be
Monday
morning,
while
What was really on my mind
stress (dealing with easier for participants to incorporate
between fellow students the techniques into their everyday slouching from the cafe to Stark in was that bulldozer--and the huge
) can benefit from the life. Those interested in signing up the early-morning fog, I looked up hole i~ was making in the Kirby/ .
mentProgram. Cam- for the program may contact from an intense study of the cracks Chase lawn. And the huge fence
·ng is now offering a Sowcik at the Campus Counselling in the sidewalk to find myself · that surrounded the huge hole in the
outside of Kirby Hall, face to face Kirby/Chase lawn.
workshop to cope with office at extention 281.
rn swear that as of last week
with a large yellow vehicle.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -1 .
A bulldozer.
there ,still was a lawn where the
also. But isn't that the job of our
What the hell?
Kirby/Chase lawn now used to be.
faculty advisors?
A bulldozer.
Sure, there were a few frail sticks
One point that she makes I
Got to be a dream, 1 thought adorned with red ribbons in the
all. Ms. Howes should
bun such sweeping like. The idea of recognizing part- - Couldn't be any earthly reason for lawn, but they'd been there for
s. Not all the fresh- timers at the 12, 15, and 18 credit a bulldozer to be ripping up trees, weeks. It'd gotten so I didn't even
orientated" when they hour mark is a reasonable request grass, and any number of living !give them a second look. Thought
JUSt as not all the "non- and a good idea. The part-timers things from what may be the only maybe they were a new breed of
students are orientated. can't possibly get all the credits that · green space left on the Wilkes cam- shrubbery, I guess.
The sticks weren't there
Howes also remarks that full-time students receive. That is pus.
why
they
are
part-time.
It
would
Wait
Wasn't
there
some
Monday
morning, though. Neither
an alien from another
first semester." That is a give these people a goal, something ' building that was supposed to get were any shrubs. Come to think of
started soon?
"Wonderful," I it, neither was the lawn.
· g among freshmen to aim for.
My last comments are directed thought, "at last the construction's
The bulldozer was there.
students alike. It is not
towards
her
evalualtion
of
our
begun.
We'll
have
that
new
gym
in
The fence was there.
fear. If Ms. Howes
The construction men were
to come out of her school's library. If Ms. Howes . no time."
Oh, sorry, wrong end of there.
, she would have can't find -enough information on a
specific
subject
why
doesn't
she
try
campus.
No new gym. What was
The
bulldozer and
the
fact and maybe she
looking
in
the
King's
College
that
I'd
read
in
The
Beacon
?
We're
construction
men
were
not
only
so separate from the
nt body. If she had library or the Osterhout library? getting a belltower. A. 62-foot high there, they were DOING CONand/or fears she could The Eugene Shedden Farley library belltower. On the lawn between STRUCTION.
An innocent enough phrase,
to other students or her is not the only library in Wilkes- Kirby and Chase.
Barre.
Early in the day as it was, I "under construction," right? That's
· Ms. Howes' article was well didn't even think twice about the what I thought early Monday
of faculty advisors,
mentions assigning written but I am sorry, with me it idea of the belltower; there are, morning. As the day dragged on, I
k&gt; the non-traditional missed the mark. It began with after all, some times when even the started to have second (and third,
If they're going to have "So much to offer," what happened? thought of someone planning and and fourth) thoughts.
erecting a huge brick structure that
My observations have little to
then what about the
Name Withheld
essentially does nothing more nor do with the belltower itself--at this
IUdents? It's only fair
Continued on p. 10 less than tell the time actually point. No, what I'm concerned
them mentors

anyone can gain access to information, in the Soviet system you
are ony told what they think you
need to know or say.
All in all, I believe that the
forum was a sham on the part of
the Soviets, done to make us think
they are improving. But don't oo
fooled. A leopard can hide its spots
with grease paint, but only time
will show if it has truly changed
from a wild beast
So you ask what was so
earth-shattering about this forum.
For Americans, only a reaffirmation
of the limits of the Soviet systelrt
occurred. But think of the Soviet
citizens. Probably for the first tim,
they saw live on television that
another system exists where people
are allowed to know and think.
Where people can express views noi
in line with party thought They
saw their leaders being questioned
without the ability to answer
straight All of these thoughts are
dangerous to a centralized govern
ment, but now it's too late, it
already been done. To change it,
maybe in the Soviet's next purg
they will imprison everyone who .
watched TV that day.

Education or
beautification: which first?

A pawn in their 2ame

with at the moment is the "building" part of the phrase, "building ,
the belltower."
Wonder what I mean? First of
all, if you have to ask--or if you
still believe building the belltower
to be a good idea--you obviously
have been nowhere near Kirby Hall
lately.
.
In that case, you haven't had to
walk through wet grass and mud
because a significant amount of the
Kirby/Chase sidewalk is GONE-along with the lawn and the shrubs.
You also haven't had to sit through
classes in Kirby in which you
know your professor's talking
'cause you can see his lips move,
but you can't hear a word of his
lecture on Agamemnon bec~use the
bulldozers are operating at the top
of their decibel range. (Personally,
rm waiting for the jackhammers.)
I realize the belltower's
important; I realize the belltower
has to be up for Homecoming to
welcome back alumni; I realize
petty concerns . like- education
shouldn't get in the way of campus
beautification.
And I don't mean to sound as
if rm disparaging what is
obviously Wilkes' most significant
capital investment so far this year.
But there's just one little thing
that's bothering me: if I'm going to
pay to GO to class, I'd at least lik~
to HEAR it!

�-PAGF

October 1, 1987

Cooperatiye education

A summer in W ashingto
by Marsha Howes .

on in a Senate office, and in the
Senate. Ben plans to attend law
Ben Tielle had been in · school where he will focus on
Washington, D. C., only a few corporate law, therefore the research
days when he literally bumped into he did for the trade bill was
Senator Ted Kennedy, as he hurried invaluable.
to grab some lunch at the Dirkson
If you have ever written a
Building. Ben had seen Senator letter to your legislator, you may
Kennedy on television numerous have wondered if she/he personally
times, but when he ran into him he answered the reply.
Nearly
did not know him.
Ben just impossible, according to Ben. He
thought he was "some guy" until a knows this because of another duty
fellow intern informed him who he he carried out. Each intern worked
had unceremoniously bumped into. the
mail room where Senator
Ben was mortified.
Spector's mail was separated
Fortunately this was the worst according to issues: Each day there
moment
in
the
seven-week were piles and piles of mail to sort.
internship Ben participated in this Due to the volume of mail,
past summer, at the office of U.S. constituents receive form letters as
Senator Arlen Spector. Ben is a replys to inquires. Sometimes Ben
junior from Pittston, majoring in assisted in sending out these form
political science with a minor in letters; occasionally he even drafted
accounting. He worked with one of personal letters or returned phone
Senator Spector's legislative aides. calls to constituents.
His primary duty was to research
Ben worked from 9:00 a.m. to
background information, history, 6:00 p.m. However, there were
and statistics Olf customs fraud and evenings when he stayed late,
taxes.
This information was particularly in the finj\l days before
incorporated into the trade bill the trade bill was introduced. (Ben's
Senator Spector was sponsoring in internshie e_nded before the trade bill
early summer. Not only did Ben was introduced.) There were slack
le~~ea! deal about trade, taxes, , times in the office. It- was -then
and fraud, but he was privileged to interns were encouraged to watch
bea part -of the legislative process. the Senate in action from the staff
He now knows first-hand what goes gallery. It was from this gallery,

above the Senate floor, that ~en
was able to observe the workings of
our government. He was suprised

who spent the summer in_t_e_rn_i_n..;:g;..._in_W_a_s_h_in_g;;;.t...o_n_D_c__
that often the chamber would be
half empty.
While one senator
spoke • others would be milling
about talking to one another,
oblivious to other proceedings.

Waht was Senala'
Much to his disappointment he was
unable to witness any of the Iran- like? Ben could not say.
him once at an ice cream
Contra hearings.
for all of the Senator's
You need not think Ben's
interns. Ben met the S
internship was all work. He had
scoop of ice cream dipped
VIP tours of the Capitol, the White
while a photographer
House, and attended government
picture. It was an enjo
related receptions. He was also able
end a rewarding internship.
to visit some of the many
Reading about Ben's·
museums in and around D. C.
may initiate an interest in
There were films to view at George
you who are budding
Washington University, and Georgelawyers, or political
town to explore. Needless to say,
There are three alternatives
Ben was never bored!
ones who want to
According to Ben, the best part
internship. Ben applied
of the internship was his involveSenator Specter's office.
ment in the legislative process. A
recieved an applicatioo
close second was just living in
required he submit ·
Was_hi!Jton, D. C. , where someabout his aquired basic
thing was always happemng.- On
point average, why he
the practical side, it was his first
an internship, and what he
time living away from home,
to derive from it. He
requiring him to rely on himself.
college credit, no salary
He had to find living ac~omresponsible for his expe
odations, (he did--an efficiency
the Washinton, D. C. ·
apatrment at George Washington
_up _Jntenships, and p ·
University), where he cooked,
cleaned, washed, and ironed. He college credit to he
also learned to negotiate the metro, Interested persons 1nay
the subway system of D. c. It was Cooperative Education
Qn one metro ride that Senator Jesse third alternative is
Helms gave l!l!...!_lis seat for Ben and ican University, which
friends.- Ben decided the total affiliated with Wilkes.
internshipexperiencewasgoodpractice for life after college.

Beacon at the movies

"Dirty Danc_ing"
downright
disappointing
. by John Gordon
At first I had no desire to see
the film "Dirty Dancing." However, word of mouth quickly
changed my mind. Everything I
heard about the movie was positive.
So I went into the theater with high
expectations. Whenever I have
high hopes for a motion picture I
am usually disappointed. This was
no exception.
"Dirty Dancing"
lacked the pizzazz and flash that I
had been told it possessed.
The plot to "Dirty Dancing"
centers around a young girl with the
nickname "Baby," who is played by
Jennifer Grey, of "Ferris Bueller's
Day Off' fame. She sets out on a
summer getaway with her family to
a lavish resort. Upon arrival she
gets the feeling that its going to be

long summer. This is due to the
fact that most of the people at the
resort are of the older generation.
However, she soon comes across a
secret dance hideaway which has her
type of crowd and tunes. (Speaking
of the tunes, the soundtrack for this
film is an excellent assortment of
hits from the 50's.) When at this
secret cove she meets up with every
girls heart throb, Patrick "North and
South" and "Red Dawn" Swayze,
who plays Johnny. When Johnny's
usual dance partner (Cynthia
Rhodes of "Flashdance" and "StayingAlive") becomessidetracked,Baby steps in and the romance steps
up.
This storyline is incredibly
weak. It is specifically ·geared towards setting up extremely average
dance routines between stars Swaze

and Grey. The intensity in their
dancing is not even close to the
caliber of the steps in films like
"Flashdance" or "Footloose." Swayze had a few good twists and leaps,
but Grey, well, should stick with
acting. Even though that leaves a
lot to be desired as well.
This movie had its moments,
but for the most part, "Dirty Dancing" should be swept off the dance
floor.

The Grade
MUSlC---------3.50
A CTING-------1.50
DANCING-----2.50
STORY ---------1.50
TOTAL---------2.25

Mass Appeal
not stop there. He fi ·
graduate studies at Y
A thin, white haired man, versity but his real
dressed in clergymans garb.steps came from experience.
out onto the stage and begins his young age of 38, S
sermon. Midway through his "di- already been in seven
alogue sermon" he is interrupted shows. He even had the
by a brash young man with a of being in a produ ·
George C. Scott, who
loud voice...
And so begins the play, often come to Stutts'
"Mass Appeal" which played at room to complain and
the CPA on Wednesday, Sep- with him.
At the workshop,
tember 30.
Will Stutts played
the cynical, alcoholic priest who more ~than just talk
tries to help a troubled, young offered advice on
monologues, and just
seminarian, Mark Dolson.
This is not Will Stutts' first general. The nine st
appearance at Wilkes College; attended the workshop
en they stopped
ten years ago he guest directed a that
play here. Now he is again sha- fun in theatre, they sh
ring his talent and experience by it up.
An artist in the
both performing and conducting
a theatre workshop.
Although of the word, Will Stulll
the workshop lasted only an sharing . what he has g ·
taught,
hour and a half, the participants workshop
learned much about theatre in excellent performance in
will be
general and Will Stutts in par-- Appeal"
remembered by most
ticular.
portrayal ct
A graduate of Alabama State sens1uve
University, Stutts' education did confused priest gave
depth to a very complex
by Michele Broton

a.m.
in
ts and
for a

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we

hristophc
Wilkes
parents
vents of
presentai
ple all ov1
of the
pes ti
d the
arents ,
as rep1
· sons a
ults ar
le," and tl1
ther to eq
change. The 1
a climate i:
responsibi
will learn.
th said he
Will train Stl
where they '
school, get i
thood. Hes
is the toughest
must share
and suffer hur
to Breiseth, ·
who come
professional

to,

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October 1, 1987

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ceatani
of the
. Ben me
of ice ere
l photogra
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ewarding
::adinga
1itiate an i
ho are b
s, or
:lfe three
who w
nip. Ben a
r Specter'
d an ap
d he sub
tis aquired b
verage, why
mship, and
ve from it
. credit, n
;ible for h
lShinton, D.
enships, an
credit
ted persons
rative Edu
ltemative i
University,
:d with w·

al

reiseth speaks to I
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b
re Il tS a OU t W I I k eS

I by Carnre Barry

10:30 a.m. last Saturday,
seats in Stark 101 were
parents and students filed
room for a Parent's Day
·on called "The State of the
• The two main speakers
event were President
er N. Breiseth and Jane
roh, Dean of Student
. Christopher Breiseth,
of Wilkes College, said
700 parents signed up to
die events of the day. To
a the presentation, Breiseth
people all over the country
sight of the youth, one of
t hopes for the future.
he hoped the large number
ts' parents who came to
Day was representative of
of their sons and daughters.
•Adults are crucial to
people," and that they must
qclher to equip them to
change. The College must
re a climate in which they
responsibility and in
~ywillleam.
· th said he h~s that
will train students to a
where they will go to
school, get a job, or go
!hood. He said that paris the toughest job because
must share with their
and suffer humility. Acto Breiseth, 70% of the
who come to Wilkes come
a professional program in

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President Breiseth informs parents of the state of the College in
speech at last Saturday's Parents' Day celebration.

a.

dealing witl&gt;the enculruration of
children. If perhaps we take the
time to study cognition we can
improve the methods of dealing
with agitat¢ behavior and henceforth produce a more understanding,
logical generation.
Work is now being done on
many graduate levels to betterunderstand mental operations. Computer
science researchers are comparing
artificial intelligence, computers,
with human cognition. Although
there are many instances when
opinion must take precedence over
logic, in religion for example. We
must further develop and understand
·. our brain operations that are so
similar to the computer.
The mental processes that will
be studied in this course include
perception, learning,
memory,
thinking, reasoning,
language,
understanding, psycholinguistics,
symbolism and
informationprocessing.
Students who have been
looking for a little variety from
core courses now have an opportunity to learn more about themselves and the people around them.

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mind.

take a w@c_ could hike across the
Breiseth told parents that the newly refurbished Market street
college would take responsibility bridge and share in the picnic,
over life-threatening issues which followed by the football game.
will be dealt with in the upcoming
Lampe-Groh said she had two
semester. He also said that ground interesting _conversations on the
for the belltower would be broken same day in her office. One was
on Monday and work on the new with a first year student. LampeSports and Conference Center will . Groh said the girl who had been
soon be underway. Breiseth then talking to her about a personal
suggested that those who wanted to difficulty asked her, "Are you a

&gt; there.
: studies
but his
rom experi
age of
been in s
He even h
g in a
C. Seo
ome to S
, complain
I.

.t the wor
nan just
advice
:ues, and ·
The nin
the wor
ten they s
theatre, th

artist in the
word, Will S
what he has
p
taught,
t performance
will
be
~red by m
portrayal
I priest gave
a very complex

Spring semester '88 is going
to provide the opportunity for the
non- traditional student along with
the traditional student to have a new
and rewarding experience.
Dr.
Joseph H. Kanner will be the instructor of a psychology class in
cognition.
This course, offered
only once before at Wilkes, will
now be updated and accessible to
non-psychology majors.
With a prerequisite of only
Psychology 101, Dr. Kanner says
that he will be able to give the students a fresh start and present the
data. He explained that people are
programmed from about the year
after they are born by their parents,
educational system, and religion and
can come into the course with
"some fantastic misconceptions."
By studying cognition.the way
mental processes operate and how
information is represented, · organized, treated, and transformed into
' behavior, one will be able to better
cope with interactions among
others.
It is also important to under.stand the way people think when

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New Psychology
course offered I

Jane Lampe-Groh (center) and Rachel Lohman, director of financial aid (right), cavorl:
parents at last Saturday's Parents' Day picnic. All three display their zany hats--part
Parents' Day contest.

mother"? Lampe-Groh said she is
like a mother to all of the students
who come to her office for help.
The student then asked, "How does
that make you feel"? and LampeGroh then replied, "Responsible."
She said that parents have the responsibility of raising the students
and have brought them a long way.
"We want them to assume the
responsibility
for their own
destiny."
The other person that she
spoke to was Peter Vidmar, a gold
· medal Olympic champion. LampeGroh said, "I asked him if he knew
he was the best. He said, 'It never
really dawned on me that I was the
best until I won the gold medal.' "
Lampe-Groh said that these
two people had something in
common. One was trying to excel
in what she was doing, and the
other had already achieved success.
She added that she's learned a lot
through her job in the three years.
Lampe-Groh said she really
looked forward to wearing a crazy
. hat, as mentioned in a letter sent to
· parents about Parent's Day. She decided to wear the outfit during the
presentation and donned an outfit
of a polka-dot hat, large sunglasses
and a polka-dot tie. She told the
laughing audience that the clothes
were left at the gym from a Halloween party and said she hoped
everyone would join in the spirit of
celebration.
Parents who attended Parent's
Day said that they ro2d enjoyed
coming to the eve:!lt

Continued from p. 1
After the freshman discoverect
her purse missing, she went to her
friends in the hall. They were
unable to reach their R.A., and they
travelled outside the dorm to locate
security guards. They met up with
a security squad outside the Student
Center and made their report.
Security was unable to enter
Miner, because under the new
security system at Wilkes, their
squad must have permission to
enter from an R.A. in the donn.
An-R.A.'s permission was. obtained
through the Beacon's offices at
1:00am, and security was able to
enter the hall.
Security needed no keys to
enter the building, as both the front
and the side doors were open. The
front doors had been propped open.
Other doors propped open included
the 3rd floor where the incident
took place, and the fourth floor
mens' door.
"All the washing machines are
on the third floor, and people
normally leave that door propped
open so they don't need their keys,"
one fifth floor resident said.
As security entered Miner, the
desk clerk from Residence Life who
was supposed to be on duty until
4:00am was not present. According
to residents, when the clerks are on
duty, they rarely check on anyone
who may look suspicious, and
some clerks have been seen leaving
the front door open at night so they
don't have to answer it when
someone wants to get in.

�October 1, 1987

; PAGE SIX

Patty Larkin: Folk music the way
•
supposed to be
it IS

Guggenheim,
offering a fictio

by Lee Morrell
· What was that you said? Did
you say you loved Ray Owen?
You think having Solo-Concert
performers on campus is a great
idea? You can't wait until the next
one? Well, true believer, wait no
more, the next one is now upon us.
Actually, I made a slight
error in my judgement It isn't just
any old Solo-Concert performance.
No folks this time we are being
blessed by the unending talents of
Wilkes very own, Jeffrey Eline,
who will open for the main event,
Patty Larkin. For those of you
who remember last year, think back
to the Dave Rudolf show. Remember that kid who opened for
Rudolf? Remember how good a
musician he was? That's Jeff!!!
Alright, you say, we now
know about Jeff Eline, but who is
this Patty Larkin? I'm so glad you
asked that Patty Larkin is considered the "new wave of woman
folk singer." Patty is a musician
who sites her base of operations as
"the east coast." She has been in
the national spotlight through such
music festivals as the Newport

Escorts
needed!
Male Escorts are
needed for the annual
Marywood College
Symphony Ball.
The date of the Sem1Formal dance is
November 20th, and
it will run from
9:00pm to 1:00am.
Your date will pay
for the ball tickets,
which will cover a
buffet type meal and
music from local Top
40 band, Calibre.
Non-serious
applicants need not
apply!
Applications are
available in the
Residence Life and
Student Activities
Offices
For more
information call:
Michele Mazak-- 1489-1450

Folk, the Philadelphia Folk, and
the National Women's Music
Festival. She has also just recently
won the prestigious Best Folk
Album and Best Folk Artist Awards
as chosen by the Boston Folk
Music Critics. This is extra impressive when you know that Boston is
a national hub for folk music. Her
debut album, Philo Record's "Step
Into The Light," has also received
critical acclaim, and a second release
is expected soon.
Larkin's music is "acoustic
music that integrates contemporary
sound with the folk music form."
According to the Boston Globe
Larkin is "a witty writer, supple
singer and solid guitarist, Larkin
has long had promise... now (she)
is fulfilling that promise and on her
own way." The Boston Globe is
not the only paper with rave reviews about Larkin. The Washington Post, Boston Phoenix, and
the New York Daily News, all had
impressive things to say about
Larkin.
Hey, don't take my word for it,
or even their's, for that matter. The
only way to really judge is for you
to go and decide for yourself. As a-

poetry writing
interested in this
are urged to d
Dr. Guggenh·
Thursday, Octa
at 4:00P.M.for
Refreshments

some of their o·
mazing as it may seem, Larkin is
the first female solo-concert performer in Wilkes' Programming
Board history, so why not come out
and support her. With that in mind

make your way over to the Student
Center on Saturday, October 3 at
8:00 p.m. And folks, remember,
get there on time because seating is
on a first come first serve basis.

A. different perspective

Run for it!!
by Bill Barber
0 God! Not this again! Two
minutes to get to class and I've got
' to cross South River Street! I'll
never make it This intersection
between Kirby and the CPA might
as well be the straightaway at
Daytona. Zoom, zoom, zoom the
vehicles go wizzing by. If it's
raining, we're talking flood zone,
too. Mud roosters all over your
acid washed denims.
I know what I'll do. I'll just
wait for the light. That's what I'll
do. There. It turned green. Now
its my turn. Here I go. One.
Two.
Three.
Whoops!
Now
they're coining at me from the other
direction! · They're turning left and
turning right and I'm sure that lady
in the black Buick is out to run me
over. Help! I'm back on the curb
again.
This is getting me nowhere.
Maybe if I flail my arms. Maybe if
I limp and hobble the drivers will
take pity and slow down. Here I
go. I'm limping. 0, yes I am.

I'm hobbling too. 0, how pathetic war movie! This looks like. a scene
Why can't we have a
I look. Surely the cars will slow to from Godzilla!
walk light at that inte ·
let me cross. Certainly they will.
Well, I'll try it. I'll hold my That's what I want to
Whoops! Here comes a semi doing books up over my head and close kind they have on the S
eighty.. One false move and I'll be my eyes and run for it Screeeech! all the cars stop at the
sprawled out flat in front of King's!
Slam! Beeep! There. There I've and people can cros,
Well, at last. A break in the made it. 0 thank God. Thank all direction they want.
traffic . Zzzz-i-i-pppp! Whew! the saints in Heaven. Here I am at Calmly.
With some
Now fm halfway across.
O Kirby Hall and it's only, 0 Lord, dignity.
Goodie. 30 seconds till class starts it's five minutes after! I'm late.
But, no. That would
and I'm only halfway home. I'll I'm late for a very important date. much sense. We s
try. I'll take one little step out into Agamemnon was just going tQ s_tep apparently, a dispo
the street and... O My God! They're into the bathtub and now I'm modity. What do a few
coming at me from all directions! missing the lecture! The door is undergrads matter as I
Hey Lady, don't flip me offl I ciosed! I can't just open the door in keep the traffic flowing?
know I'm of!!y a pedestrian but the middle of Agamemnon's bath the Administration want
don't I have some rights, too? Like and make a fool of myself, -- before they do anything
the right to live and breathe? Okay. clambering to my desk, dropping
I'd go home if I
Go ahead.
Have it your way.
my pencils. Getting one of those home and put my feet up.
You're bigger than I am.
looks from Dr. Fiester. You know .just means having to
How does everybody else do those looks.
damn intersection a ·
it? That's what I want to know.
No, my mind's made up. I'll frankly, I'm too old to die.
I'll watch the other students just have to blow this one off. I'll just sit here and writea
crossing and see if I can figure it just sit here on this lovely instead. That's what 111
out. 0, there. I see now. They're naugahyde sofa and catch my knows, maybe if I'm I
holding their books over their heads . breath. Maybe I can eavesdrop. might get it published
and just running like hell. Their No.
I can't hear anything. Beacon!
eyes are closed and they're making a Agamemnon's in there rolling
And then, who· kn
-mad dash for it This looks like a around in the tub and I'm out here something will be done
sweating and fuming.
war zone that we call S
and South.

�PAGE SEVEN

October 1, 1987

Id medalist shows
er and criti

ilkes how it is done

:ering a ficti

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urged to

r. Guggen
ffice (Kirby

1

;not always be friendly. Keep your distance, but don't
go overboard and run away from everybody ydu don't
know.

Aries- Find someone you love this week and give
them a hug; they might be looking for you , and are in
dire need of positive reinforcement.
Cancer- Try to be a little less obnoxious this week.
You might t hink that you are being funny, but you r
compatiots are plotting your death. So, wise up or face
the consequenses.

rsday, Oct

t4:00P.M.
1formal me
ireshment

~Ned, and
irested in
ne of their
k to share

hycan't w
~ht at that·
what I w
ey have on
cars stop
eople can
,n they
With
1t, no. That
sense.
We
1tly, a di
. What do a
:ads matter as
e traffic flowin
ministration w
-e they do an
go home if I
1d put my feet
:ans having to
intersection
I'm too old to
1ere and write a
That's what
maybe if I'm
~et it pub·
i then, who1g will be do
e that we call
:h.

Leo- Are you up on all of your resposibilities , as a
student, friend, or just plain human being? Remember
when you are having fun; You forget about a lot of not
so fun things that have to be done. So, take care of
your responsibilities first, before you party.
Peter Vidmar shows his talents
where a winner was decided by min- Dagget, and Vidmar, who event- Sagittarius- Don't take any unnecessary risks this
iscule margin. The last one men- ually became the men's Olympic week, like jumping of the Market St. Bridge or betting
tioned was a personal story in gymnastics team, brought home no money on the Phillies. Unnecessary risks are high
which he lost the men's individual medals. At that time their goal was risks. Use some common sense; don't be foolish.
all around championship by 25/ to "win a medal--whatever color." /
1000th of a point to Japanese This was the bottom of their barrel.
They
champ Koji Gushiken. He said pre- He said, "Facing tough times, your Capricorn - Stay away from angry friends.
paring for the Olympics is similar prayers become much more know that you care and want to help, but if they wanted
to studying for a big test. You find sincere."
it they would have asked. If you want to really help,
out about it three weeks early and
The next part of the pre- give them some time and space, and let them cool
say 'Tve got three weeks to prepare, sentation was his demonstration on
down.
I'll study tomorrow." A week goes the pommel horse. The pommel
by and you say, "Well, two weeks horse is considered the hardest part
left, that's fourteen days, that's a of gymnastics. He did the basics-- : Taurus - Hello!!! Is there anybody in there?!!! Did you
long time, I'll study tomorrow." the pendulum swing, the "double · go home and forget to bring back your brain? Well just
Another week goes by, you say, leg circle," and comb flairs-- then about everybody thinks that you. have no intellect. They
"Hmm, one week left, 7 days times he put them all together with his
24 hours, I've got a lot of time, I'll dismount to do his gold medal think that you need the Cliff's Notes for See Spot Run.
Get with it this week and rejoin the human race.
study tomorrow." It comes down winning routine.
to one day then you say, "Un-oh,
The final part of the lecture
I'm going to be up all night stud- _ was his fielding of questions from a
Scorpio- Quit while you are ahead, or at least while
ying for this test." He tied this up very interested crowd that consisted you are not behind. Scorpio, you have to know when
by saying, "You can't pull an all- of students, parents, and young.
to say "I give up." No man is a Bell Towe.r; you are
nighter for the Olympics."
· gymnasts.
In the seven months before the
The lecture was very inter-I human and can't go on for ever.
Olympics, the candidates for the esting, but more than that, Peter
men's gymnastics team competed in Vidmar was a fine, dynamic, .L.!J2.m - Take two aspirins and read this in the morning.
many tournaments, most signifi- exciting, and funny speaker, and the · Be prepared for the end. It is going to be Armegedden
cantly, the World Championships. College community should be very
Scott Johnson, Jim Hartung, Bart proud of and grateful to the Pro- : for you this weekend. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!
Connor, Mitch Gaylord, Timothy gramming Board.
·
Yum-Yum (Smella),
May your nights be full of
Japanese pleasures. I can still taste
the sushi.
Tittipoo

the best!
great weeks
3 great
(And who
ould all
the pink hair.)
ve you,
Korrie

r the aftery Park. I t was

Give a little
love
Pisces- Be aware of strangers this week. They may

can call him a hero, a
agold medalist, o1 even a
nice guy. It doesn't matarc all accurate names for
ar. Vidmar was in town
d and, among other
in the Darte Center
Perfonning Arts. Vidmar
10 impart his personal philtraining and how to use
e the best you can pos's presentation ran in
He opened with a video
"16 Days of Glory."
showed the last day in the
nasties team all around"
. This was the day the
won its first ever all
pionship.
next part of his presenhis lecture, entitled
die Best, What Makes the
." He began his lecture
g the qualities that are
10 be a champion. The
is Leadership. "Behind
athelete is a great
said. The second quality
. He mentioned that
ts with Olympic teamDagget and Mitch Gaylord
uabte. They picked each
and competed with and
other to increase their
aensity.
third quality mentioned
Ability. Vidmar pointthe audience an obvious
short. "I was born short,
I stayed short," joked
That never hurt him, in
him to be a gymnast.
his center of gravity,
always important The fimost important quality is
He said he always did his
he deep down wanted to.
determination made the
"he added.
next part of his lecture
on the thought that one
work twice as hard, but
always work 15 minutes
He cited four instances

Aquarius:

FOR SALE:
Lab coat size 32

call Sue at ext. 108
or 822-0481
Found-Anne-Thanks
for the xtra effort;
C. and K. but I found her.
Kathleen
p.s. Can you get her a
beeper?

ATIENTION:

Waller South is selling
candy bars for $1.00
each. Ask any resident
of Waller South or call
ext. 108.

ATIENTION:

Miner 5 is selling
subs at $2.50 each.
Contact us at ext. 104
or stop by and ask us
about our subs!

Gemini- Twin, this is your time to shine this week.
Just forget about anger caused by "friends" who really
don't care, because after this· week you won't even
remember why you were angry.

Virgo- You have been a bad boy/girl this week and if
you don't make amends you're going to pay tor it big
time!!!!!! So , swallow your pride and ask for forgiveness
, or you will be sorry.

· Aquarius- Give a little love this week. Be happy and
· :.~::/ that way. Pretty soon it will catch on. Motto: If you
see some one without a smile give them yours.

�PAGEEIGHf

\

WCLH 'll'op 35 as of 9/25/87

Out on a
This week, we find Don and Ed
in a scene from the summer as they
take a trip to the beautiful shores of
Wildwood, New Jersey. Let us join
them now as they arrive in town.

DON: Well Eddy my boy, h~re we

are ... the shore!
ED: Yes, It sure is going to be a
great weekend!
DON: I'll say. Ummm. J9st take
a good deep breath. Can't you
smell it?
ED: You mean that fresh, salty
ocean breeze?
DON: No. The smell of dead and
rotting horseshoe crabs.
ED: Oh yeah, you're right. Hey,
look at all these nice hotels. Let's
see, there's "the Paradise," the
"Tropico," the "Blue Lagoon" ...
Hey what's the name of our hotel?
DON: "The Armpit"
ED: Oh well, what should we do

first?
DON: Gee, there's so much to see
and do. Hey, I know, let's go to
the Boardwalk!
ED: Swell, Let's go...
(They go to the Boardwalk)
. .. Wow, look at all the stores!
DON: Let's go into this one...
(They go in)
. .. Hey Ed, why are all these Latin
American guys coming towards us?
ED: I think they run the joint
Ask them something.
DON: Uh... How much is this Tshirt?
LATIN AMERICAN . GUYS:
Five dollar.
ED: Hey that's not bad! Let's get

DON: OK, we would each like a T- . PAL: Hi dudes!
shirt.
DON &amp; ED: Hi pal!
LATIN AMERICAN GUYS: PAL: Hey, why don't you dudes
You want iron-on?
come over to the big party at our
DON: Well, Iguess so . . . Yes, hotel? We are going to see how
sure!
many things we can drink out of a
ED: Take that little one.
bucket!
LATIN AMERICAN GUYS: DON &amp; ED: No thanks Pal, we
Here youse are.
don't drink.
DON: Thank ... Hey, I asked for (They walk away)
one little iron-on decal and you ED: Boy, it's sad how those guys
·gave me sixteen of them.
need alcohol to have fun.
ED: Look, there's one on the DON: Yes, why can't they just
sleeve, one there, one there . . .
have good, inexpensive, natural fun
DON: What does that one say? like we do?
"Beer Builds Better Breasts?" Whaaa ED: Beats me, but hey, what kind
of fun can we have now?
ED: There's one that says "Italians DON: I know, let's lie in the sun
are better lovers."
until our skin starts to fall off and
DON: And rm not even Italian! I our feet swell up.
ain't paying for this!
ED: OK, I guess I won't need this!
LATIN AMERICAN GUYS: DON: What in tarnation is that?
%@*&amp;@"*%@"o/o@"
..
ED: Oh, it is a fake I.D. that I
ED: You angered them! Better just bought in case we wanted to go in
pay for it!
to bars. But since we can have
DON: Well OK, How much was good, clean fun without stuff like
that again, Five dollars?
that, I don't need it anymore.
LATIN AMERICAN GUYS: DON: Good move! And besides,
Five dollar for shirt, twenty three you don't look much like that
for decal!
woman whose picture is on it
ED: What!?!?!?!?!
ED: You're right. Well let's . . .
DON: Wait, I have an idea!
AAAHHHHH
(he whispers to Ed)
VOICE: Watch The Tram Car,
ED:
LOOK,
IMMIGRATION Please! •
OFFICER!!!!!
DON: Eddy!!!! Look out!!!!
LATIN AMERICAN GUYS: ED: (klump, klump, klump)
Helillpp!!
Ieeeeeowwww!!
DON: (sigh) Why do I get the
(back to the Boardwalk)
ED: Gee Don, that was a good feeling we should have gone to
idea.
Rocky Glen instead?
DON: Yeah, we sure scared them!
Don &amp; Ed's column appears
Hey, look, Ther's one of our pals
weekly and is meant to be a

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What is this "new" tie-dye
thing? Has everyone turned into a
(Grateful) Dead Head or are they
just following another trend? This
whole business of bleached jeans
and brilliantly colored sheets, what
does it all mean?
Twenty years ago tie-dyes and
the like had symbolic implications
of L.S.D., rebellion, and the Merry
Pranksters. The Merry Pranksters
were a group of kids who travelled

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10/2

Alex Chilton

High Priest

10/5

Armored Saint

Raising Fear

10/6

Angry Samoans

10n

The Brandos

10/8

Melvin James

10/9

Wendy &amp; Lisa

the 80's

around the country in a fluorescent
colored school bus filming all of
the many sights of America. The
whole idea of tie-dyes came out of
visual entertainment created by
hallucinogens. It is doubtful that
everyone today wearing a tie-dye
wears it for those reasons.
Today, one can see jeans and
skirts all over campus with bottles
of "Clorox" that have been spilled
on them. Some great American
capitalist has cleaned up on the
demand of this fad by creating ma-

es Hunger l

rt

radio column in print

Tie dyeing
by Rob MacArthur

1. Squeeze ........... .......................... .............................. Ho
2. Joe Walsh ............................................................ ..In Mi
3. The Fixx .......... ..................................................... Redd
4. REM ............................................................Finest W
5. New Order .............................................................Tem
6. INXS ..................................................................Good
7. The Petshop Boys ................................................... ..It's
8. Figures On A Beach ................................. ...................No
9. New Model Army ..................................................White
10. Warren Zevon .....................................Leave My Monkey
11. Jesus &amp; Mary Chain ....................................... .Just Like
12. The Cure .................................................. Why Can't I Be
13. Heroes ................................................................Here Vi
14. 10,000 Maniacs ......................................................Donl
i5. Hoodoo Guroos ..............................................What's My
16. Suzanne Vega ................................................ Soli.tude S
17. Bo Deans ...............................................................Only
18. The Blow Monkeys ................ ............ .................The Day
19. Black ..................................................................... W
20. Mojo Nixon &amp; Skid Roper .......................... Elvis Is Ev
21. Lime Spiders ...............................................My Favorite
22. U2 ................................... ................................ Silver &amp;
23. Government Issue .................................................. ..Jaded
24. The Ramones .................. ................................... .! W
25. Hurrah ....................................................... .lf Love Co
26. Echo &amp; The Bunnymen ....................................... New ·
27. Pete Wylie .................... ..... ........................................
28. Stacey Q................................................. Music Out Of
29. Poison ..................................................... .! Won't Forg
30. Guadalcanal Diary ....................................Litany (Life
31. The Beat Farmers ....................................................Dark
32. Go-Betweens ...................................................... All M'
33. Redd Kross ............ .......... ........................................ N
34. Pretty Poison ........................................... Catch Me I'm
35. That Petrol Emotion ............................................. Big

chine made tie-dyes. The machine
made tie-dyes are much more brilliant in colors and have sophisticated designs on them that no
homemade one could have.
One year ago how many of
you would stare strangely at a
person wearing a tie-dye. Now, people are buying or making them as
fast as they can be produced. It is
difficult to see where all of this will
go. Will this end up like the designer jean fad? If so, where does it
stop?

CDCLl-f

90 .7

Wi!l hold a g
staff meetin
Tuesday the

11 :15
Dorothy
Darte room
Every staff m
is urged to att

crucialinp
art of the V
· g to DeLeon, t
. gs of ROTC
·sting of "third

�October 1, 1987

!'_AGI

EAT stages hunger banquet;
•
mbolism ends ID. rebellion
.eave My Mo
............ .Just
..... Why Can't
................ .He

...
W'llkes Hunger Education
Taskforce (WHEAT)
campaign by holding a
Baiquet" in Stark Lobby
Tuesday
morning.
ly 60 Wilkes College
·on, faculty and students
At the onset of the
dim was a demonstration
lmnger. Those present at
were split into three
6c first world, the second
the third world. Each
alunch representing the
of a person in their
ts in the third world

...... Music Out
........ 1 Won't
......Litany (Lifi

111 the

floor, drank water
and beans or nothing .
rt lhe second world group
chairs and drank tea
peanut butter and jelly
and potato chips.
ii first world group was
course meal, including
imitation wine and

mrt.
Susan Behuniak-Long,
JIIOfessor of history and
· ; Dr. Michael Garr,
professor of sociology;

JUlb11111

Wow

, campus minister; and
, WHEAT publicity
were crucial in planning
m; part of the WHEAT

· gto DeLeon, Colonel,
· gs of ROTC led a
· · g of "third world"

members against the "second world"
members. She said the "revolt"
started
"third world" members
bartering and stealing food from
their neighbors in the "second
world."
Other "third world"
members rebelled against members
of the "first world" who were being
waited on at the nicely decorated
tables. Meanwhile, DeLeon was
ringing a bell 24 times at the end of
each minute to symbolize the
number of children who have died
from world hunger in that short
period of time.
According to
DeLeon, this means 40 thousand
people die every day due to world
hunger.
According to Vento, ROTC
students, Mike Mros and Karen
Burgess, were chosen to to be
border patrol.
He said "patrol ·
guards"
took leaders from the
"third world" and put them in "jail."
He said that because the guards were
outnumbered there was a problem
in enforcing boundaries
Mros said, "As a 'security
A member of the "third world," Dr. Rick Tutwiler enjoys a bowl of rice and a cup of water
person,' I got to see all three worlds
at the Hunger Banquet.
at once.. .It almost made you feel
guilty." He said he had to prevent,
the groups from trading and couldn't' , and giving him his meal of rice and
DeLeon sa@- many people of WHEAT then spoke to those
allow donations from higher to '.water in jail.
- .· the "first world" told her they felt present about ways everyone at
lower class groups. Mros said the
Burgess said that everyone was guilty about depriving the other Wilkes can work together to fight
Colonel split the "third world" eating their food when the people of their food
· world hunger.
group into two sections, one which "rebellion started" She said she
Behuniak Long said, "I '.Vas
After the demonstration was
tried to steal and barter food from ;had to try to prevent it from
wi:h
the
o·,erall
over, Sister Lucille Breslin, impressed
the "first world" and one which tried ·occurring. She said that despite the 1
Director of the St Vincent enthusiasm of the participimts. I
to take from the "second world." ' leftovers on the "first world" table, ' DePaul's Soup Kitchen in Wilkes- hope the bar. '.tuet served as a spark
He said it was ironical that he ended "third world" members could not Barre, spoke about the local hunger to ignite ar interest in the issue of
1up "mock arresting" the Colonel have any.
·situation in this area. Members of hunger."

by

Inside My

Bell tower
, Continued from p. 1

Untitled

ill hold
tff m
1esday

:15
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very staff
urged to

was begun earlier this week on the belltower. With the aid of a bulldozer,
ve started digging the hole for the tower's foundation

important contribution."
Chwalek served as coordinator.
of
the
50th
Homecoming
Celebration held about two years
ago in honor of the class of 1935,
the first graduating class. He then
brought up the feasibility of
constructing a bell tower on
campus. Chwalek said he discussed
the bell tower idea with Dr. Capin,
the third president of Wilkes, at a
president's council meeting in
November of 1983. According to
Chwalek, the council was very·
enthusiastic about the idea and
Capin agreed to let him raise funds.
He then continued to ask for
contributions. The majority of the
contributions came from Chwalek,
Chwalek's friends, Dr. Charles
Burns, friends of Bums and the
_graduating class of 1970. This
money was solicited independently
by Chwalek and set aside specifically for the construction of a bell
tower. It then became part of the
"Wilkes Tommorow" program

which commits funds to identified
College needs. At least $118,000
of the $150,000 needed for the
, belltower has been raised
Burns, a long-time resident of
W~•oming Valley, took an interest
in donating money to the bell tower
. after talking to Chwalek. Because
of his prominence in this area and
contribution to Wilkes, the tower is
to be named after him. Bums was
the first physician from among the
alumni. He is a nationally recognized specialist in urology, a
respected community practition_e r
and an alumni of the first
graduating class of Bucknell Junior
College (later Wilkes College).
Upon graduation from Bucknell
University,BurnsattendedJefferson
Medical College in Philadelphia
where he earned his Doctor of
_Me~.icine degr~ in _the early 40s. ,
The bell tower and carillon,
which Chwalek says will take
about 5-6 weeks to construct, is
scheduled for dedication on October
24th at 10 am. as part of the 40th
Annual Homecoming Celebration.

�PAQETIM

October 1, 1987

sense, and since I don't really pay
Letters
tuition to go here (Does anyone ?) I
Continued from p. 3
don't have a say. Yeah, right
Well, I'll tell you one thing,
Talk to me in person you've hurt one student very much
with your careless "respect" for the
To Kelly Cota:
trees. The chainsaw swings both
ways and leaves have a way of
"The
Big
Easy"
was falling into the right hands. DO
entertaining from only one stand- NOT CUT DOWN ANY MORE
point. The acting was superb, but TREES.
Andrew Morrell
that's it! The story was typical of
something you would sec on a T.V.
murder mystery and had a very
predictable finish. You doubt that I
saw the movie? Tallc to me in
person. Even better, I wouldn't
mind having a partner to review
movies with (sort of like Siskel and
Ebert). If you're interested, call The
Beacon · or me at Miner 435. Until
then, see you at the movies.
John Gordon

New program
Continued from p. 1
opportunity this pre med program
provides
for
students,"
said
President Breiseth.
"We are especially pleased that
the affiliation is with PCOM, the
largest osteopathic medical college
in the nation." he added.
It is planned that 15 students
..yi_ll be select~ each year by a

committee comprised of faculty
from both Wilkes and PCOM.
Along with reducing the time
requirement for pre med students,
this career track will also cut the
costs for students aspiring to
become Doctors.
It is hoped that this new program will eventually be a main
factor in replenishing the health
care management system of Wilk~-

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surrounding 20 countitJ
Northeast Pennsylvania.

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Stop the killing
Editor:
This college has always taken
great pride in its appearance.
Tradition and modernity are rooted
side by side on this campus. However, Conyngham, Capin, even
Weckesser are pups in comparison
to the oldest and most noteworthy
landmarlcs on campus.
Sadly,
almost criminally, these landmarlcs
are becoming victims of somebody's rash, heinous, and almost
hasty decisions. I want to know
who's chopping down the trees, and
who gave that person the right to
swing the ax?
I sat in the Programming
Board office a few weeks ago and
watched some men dissemble my
favorite tree. When they were still
at the top, I asked someone why. I :
was told that the tree was rotting
out in the middle and had to be
chained together. Well, I swallowed my anger for the time being
until I noticed that they were into
the stump. I looked down , and I I
saw no holes, no rotting wood, no·
termites, just fresh, healthy greenwhite wood.
Why? How can you take a
chance on something like that?
Whoops, we goofed; it's still alive;
let's put it back together. No, you
can't do that If it was a chance that
you took, then you should all be
ashamed of yourselves. If someone
decided that the tree was rotting,
then you should be even more
ashamed because you were wrong.
And if you just did it because you
wanted to . . .Well, I can't write
what I feel about that in this '
newspaper.
You may say I'm overreacting;
it's just a tree. Well, rm just
appalled that you'd have the nerve
to do something as incidental as .
that in the first place. Speaking of
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traveled
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s attending "
·ng's. Unfortuna1
Wilkes were
uehanna than ti
the football ~
tuelUllllia and Scran1
Colonels by tlu
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beating all thr
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The young harrie
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lleyballers Stic_k ers have tough
prove
~~~~
es

women's

lit this weekend's

ednesday' they
ranton but came
record a victory
· ordia. Their

The team's MAC record is 0-1.
The Lady Colonels, despite
strong perfonnances from Lisa
Kravitz, Linda Straface, and Debbie
Miller, lost to the Lady Royals of
Scranton 3-2 (7-15, 8-15, 15-8, 1513, 7-15). Wilkes recorded 26
kills, 9 aces, 32 digs and 12 blocks.
Straface had eight kills, nine blocks

15 seconds left. The shot was
taken and the ball rolled into the
goal, but time had already run out.
On Tuesday the lady stickers The result was a 1-2 loss.
The
took their 2-1 record on the field only Wilkes goal was scored by
against Susquehanna.
The two , Kelly Wandell with an assist from
MAC teams battled up and down Jen Huber.
Other outstanding
the field and at the end of the half, perfonnances were shown by
Wilkes found themselves behind 2- Martina Petrosky, Joyce Dait, Kim
0. In the second half they came out Cooper, and Jane Zeller.
ready to go. They kept constant
Saturday, the Lady Colonels
pressure on Susquehanna, but took on Delaware Valley. They
mother nature stepped in, and the took an early lead as Sue Dicton
game was called due to lightning.
put in the first goal. Delaware
Once again on Thursday the Valley then came back to tie the
Lady Colonels took to the field.
game. It was not long before the
Their opponent was Lebanon Lady Colonels came back to resume
Valley. Again the lady stickers
the lead. This time Wandell scored
came up on the short end of the
off a pass from Huber. Once again
. scoring.
The game was hard
Delaware Valley came back to tie
fought and Wilkes had one last
the game.
Still pressuring,
chance to tie the game. They
Delaware Valley was awarded a
brought the ball up the field with
nalt flick. The flick was ood

and the game ended with Wilkes
suffering a 2-3 loss.
The team traveled to the
Bloomsburg Invitational on Sunday
to play St. Lawerence. The final
score was a 0-7 loss.
This week's outstanding player
as picked by the coaches and
captains was Joyce Dait. Through
thick and thin Dait showed superb
ball control and stick handling.
Congratulations go out to Joyce.
The team traveled to Scranton
· for an MAC battle on Tuesday.
The team plays at home . on
Thursday, October 1 agam_st
Marywood. On Satur~y they will
also be at home against Wesler.
On Sunday, they will once_ again
take to the road t~ play nationally
ranked FDU-Madison. The team
appreciates your support at the
games.

Mistakes Hurt
COionels
by Bill Kem

tions

o blocks) and
orded five and
vitz had six

·sericordia 3-

-10).
the Lady
digs, 11 aces,
team also had

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ki area.
3ll ability
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1k to ski
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the
1e week.
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performances for the team was
Kravitz who led the team with 13
kills. She also had five of the
team's aces and three digs. Straface
added four blocks and Miller turned
in nine digs.
The Lady Colonels will be
home on Thursday, October 1 at
6:30 p.m. against Delaware Valley.

in fine

riers lose in
dmeet
turday the cross
traveled
to
a quad meet The
s attending were
g's. Unfortunately
illces were no
anna than they
tball team.
d Scranton
nels by three
oo much for the
team. Scranton
ting all three
anna came in a
young harriers
than their last
nst King's even
t 24-32.

.who came in with a 26:18, only a
few seconds ahead of nwnber two.
As the season continues most
of the Wilkes' runners better their
times. Tom Urso led the team with
a 29:18 in 18th place, followed by
a Colonel grouping that was spread
out over the hilly Susquehanna
course. Doug Lane was next in
25th with a season best of 31:16
and then both third and fourth place
for the Colonels came in ahead of
the number four man for King's.
Paul Miorelli was third for the team
in 28th place with a 32:22 and Pete
Huber placed 29th in a 33:00
minute finish. The fifth Colonel
was Tom Devine who finished in
36th with a time of 39:03.
This week the harriers are
home against
Saturday at 1:30.

Lycoming

on

Behind
the
passing
of
Quarterback Todd Coolridge and a
blitzing defense that led to
numerous Colonel mistakes, the
Crusaders of Susquehanna handed
the Wilkes College Colonels their
first loss of the season.
Most of the first quarter was
dominated by mistakes for both
teams. But at the end of the first
quarter Susquehanna put together a
drive. The Crusaders drove down to
the Colonel four, but the Crusaders
had to settle for a John Hall 14-yard
field goal.
With less than four minutes
left in the half the Colonels had
their first serious scoring threat.
With Carl DeLuca hooking up with
his favorite targets, Tony DeGrazia
and Ron Ulitchney, the Colonels
drove down to the Susquehanna 14
where lhe drive ended with an
interception.
In the beginning of the second
half the Wilkes defense came out
and stuffed the Crusaders. The
Colonel offense was in great field
position at midfield, but a fumble
gave the ball , right back to
Susquehanna.
On the next play Coolidge
hooked up with Al Bucci for a 45
yard scoring strike to boost the
Crusaders lead to 10-0.
Wilkes then had to play catch
up and went to the airways. But
another turnover gave the Crusaders
good field position at the Colonel
14.
Coolidge wasted no time in
throwing his second touchdown
pass of the game as he hit Mark
Basilui with a 14 yard scoring
strike.

Wilkes. then put its first points
on the board, DeLuca hit DeGrazia
down
the middle for a 38-yard
touchdown pass. The PAT was
wide and the Colonels cut the lead
to 17-6
Neither offense was able to
generate a drive. With the Colonels
in punt formation Punter Harold
Magnotta's punt was tipped and the
Crusaders were once again deep in
~ _olonel territory. _A few plays la~r
Joe Witt ran the ball in from the
eipt to give the Crusaders a 24-7

lead.
Susquehanna then put their
last points of the game on the board
as Coolidge threw · his third

Jim Farrell looks for daylight

touchdown pass, a 63-yard effort to
Bucci. This made the score 30-6 in
faYOr mSusquehanna.
1be Colonies scored their
second . touchdown on a 14-yard
DeLuca to DeGrazia touchdown
pass. The two point conversion
was no good and the game ended by
a ICOre of 30-12 in favor of the

Clllllden.
This week the Colonels look
to rebound at home as they host
Moravian. Game time is set for

1:30 p.m.

�Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 4

18766

Colonel of
the week

October 11 1987

Me'n' s soccer boot
past FDU and·Upsa
by Craig Larimer

the Colonels 4-0 victory. Mike
Lenczycki followed his own shot,
. Who would have thought that collected it, and popped one past the
after their first six games, Wilkes' Upsala keeper for his second goal of
leading scorer would be the team's the season. Ryan added his fourth
sweeper? Matt Ryan, last year's goal of the year as he headed a
MVP selection, is off to an even -Shenefield cross into the net.
better start this season. Ryan's
This 4-0 victory was the result
primary function as a defender is to of the fine play which was
prevent the opposing teams from displayed by some of those players
scoring, but as long as Ryan
continues to score, he will be
helping his own cause. · Stranger
still, is the fact that each of Ryan's
four goals have come off his head.
Time and time again, Colonels
Head Coach Phil Wingert reminds
the team that, "Matty is one of our
best headers. It's important that we
get the ball flighted to him." Ryan
has proven this to be the case.
Wilkes hosted FDU-Madison
Saturday as the Colonels chalked up
victory number three. Ryan, Chris
Shenefield, and Gerard Piazza each
recorded goals on that day. Piazza's
goal was the highlight of the
afternoon, as the senior midfielder
put on a clinic. He juked and jived
his way through at least four
Madison defenders.
As Piazza
weaved his way toward the goal
areas, he surprised the FDU goalie
with a strong · shot from twenty
yards out
The Colonels travelled to East
Orange, N.J. Q_n Monday to face
Upsala University. Paul' 'Chooch"
Chris Shenefield gets ready to boot
Tavaglione recorded two goals in

who received some well
playing time. The dejXb
Wilkes unit was evident as
these
lesser known
completed most of the
The Colonels will ~
Saturday, Octobu 3
Lycoming.
a.m.

Women's soccer
lose to Haverford
by Lisa Miller
The Wilkes College women's
soccer team traveled to Haverford
Saturday, to play their second game
of the season. The end result was
a 0-8 loss. The team's record is

now 0-2.

Haverford scored six goals in
the first half to take a commanding

lead.
The second half proved to be a
completely different game as
Wilkes only allowed two goals.
Lori Trombetta played goalie in the
first half but left the game with an
injury to her hand. Suzanne Payne

took over goal tending duties for
the remainder of the game. Payne
turned in a fine performance in her
first appearance in the goal. Payne
had started the game in the wing
position. Trombetta and Payne
combined for 38 saves.
&lt;;:aryn Stasco had a strong
offensive game as she was the only
Lady Colonel to take any shots on
goal. Kelly Cota also turned in a
good performance as she kept the
plays moving.
Midfielders Wendy Harvey and
Melinda Comfort also turned in
great games.
A strong second half defense

was led by Mary Jo
Kathy Malloy and Heathei
also turned in good defe ·
Despite plaguing in'
team continues to improve.
looking for a good game
Kutztown on Wednes
gain four players from
reserves (they had
Saturday's game),"
Captain Kelly Cota.
The team is on
Wednesday at KutztoWl
Saturday they travel to K
Lady Colonels' next h
will be on Tuesday,
against SUNY-Binghamim

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o. 4

_r ~ 1987

,
o.e.
t was evi
,ser
kn
most of
:olonels
Octa

ilkes considers changing
rom college to university
"There have been many research and
intellectual activities at the College
be or not to be, that is the which are not typical of a small,
Though Shakespeare liberal arts college." He said that
er have anticipated the the College should "convey to its
now plaguing Wilkes many publics (NE PA, state, and
it's a different
his words seem to fit. national) that
College be Wilkes category of institution and a more
comprehensive institution than the
in the future?
years ago the idea was title of college implies."
University means that a
however other more
matters caused it to be put college has stronger undergraduate
In the near future, the and graduate programs, which
be doing it's ten-year re- Breiseth feels is a good reflection of
, self-study headed by Wilkes. To become a university
's long range planning the College must have a liberal arts
It seems the perfect program at the undergraduate level,
to coincide
the as well as ~ liberal arts program
study with the overall' that goes into the graduate level.
Additionally, there must be five or
die College.
t Christopher Breiseth more graduate/professional prohe feels the College grams that are not part of the liberal
meets the qualifications of arts. Wilkes currently has 10 grad·1y. Breiseth is of the uate programs, and is in the process
lha1 Wilkes serves the of creating more.
If the committee decides that
• a land grant college.

the switch would be in the
College's best interest, Breiseth
will submit his recommendation to
the Board of Trustees which has
final approval power. If it becomes
positive, the College will apply to
the Pennsylvania Department of
Education to begin the two-year
procedure of being granted university status. The Department of
Education will form a team of its
own
officials
as
well
as
administration and faculty from
other universities in the nation.
This group will study many aspects
of the College including the
curriculum, the graduate program,
the
financial
resources
and
endowment of the school, and the
qualifications of the professors.
The change to a university,
according to Breiseth, will not
entail major physical changes to the
College. The value of the change
will lie mostly in the strength it
will lend to curriculum develop-

ment of more vigorous undergraduate and graduate programs. It
was noted that the formation of
separate schools (for example, the
School of Business and Economics)
within the College has attracted
more people to enroll in the
programs. "The growth will not
be mainly in size but in strength,"
said Breiseth. "The college will
probably remain around the 3000
total enrollment mark."
University status has both
advantages and disadvantages for the
school.
A local newspaper reported
that Warren D. Evans, spokesman
for the state Department of
Education's
Office of PostSecondary Education, said that by
becoming a university, Wilkes
will be able to attract better faculty
and will have more success with
fund-raising drives than as a
college.
Breiseth added that the
change will cause Wilkes to

become better known and thus
make its degrees more familiar to
employers.
On the negative side, alumni
may not appreciate the change
because it is a changing of their
identity. A major change to one's
alma mater may
disrupt one's
loyalty to it. Also, the change will
involve reassessing salary differentials and teaching loads among
faculty.
"The title will still describe
our present institution," noted
Breiseth. TI_i_e _decision waits on the
planning cdl'flmittee's self-study and
it's analysis. Breiseth said that
alumni opinion as well as opinion
on campus will be crucial in the
decision-making process.
This is not the first name
change in the college's history.
Originally founded as Bucknell
Junior College in 1933, it was rechartered as Wilkes in 1947.

•

station airs first program
by Kim Klimek

r
rd
1 by Mary
lalloy andH
led in good
spite plaguing
mtinues to im
for a good
vn on Wedo
,ur players
(they had
.y's game),"
, Kelly Cota.
1e team i
sday at
ty they trav
:olonels' n
e on Tue
SUNY-Bi

Wilkes' new closed circuit
news
station,
WCT
News,
broadcast its first program last
g
Thursday on the monitors of the
,)
Stark Learning Center (SLC)
Lobby.
q
After the monitors were
installed in Stark lobby, Jeff Eline,
q
communications
major
and
television club member, realized
that having a news program
seen by many flt. ·'•;nts could at last
become a reality.
He assumed the responsibility
of WCT News director and finally
saw the program aired at 11 a.m.
and noon during the Thursday. Lisa
Dunay, news anchor, was seen on
the monitors in Stark Lobby
reporting campus news and sports
Bradford Kinney, acting chairman of the Speech, from the College studio. There was
Arts department, supports the also a "Campus Spotlight" shown
on WCLH, the campus radio
station.

.,

Eline said that Dr. Bradford
Kinney, the chairman of the
Speech,
Communications
and
Theater Arts Department, has been
behind the news station 100% of
the way.
Carl
Brigida,
telecommunications technician, serves as
engineer and advisor of the club.
Others who were important in the
amng of WTC's first news
broadcast were Omar Sobrino,
producer; John Gordon, Dave Gnall
and Mark Garinger, cameramen; and
Dave Serino, cameraman and audio
equipment person.
Despite the
clarity of the image on the screen,
however, the first broadcast was
barely audible due to the amount of
noise in the lobby. Kinney said
that the department is working on
this matter and it should be rectified
shortly.
Eline said that the station is
planning to continue to broadcast
the 15 - 20 minute program on

Thursdays and Fridays at 11 a.m.
and noon. He finds it unique that
the news reported on this station is
solely campus oriented. He said the

Continued on p. 10

�October 8, 1987

PAGE TWO

Letters to the Editor

Editorial

Wilkes U--top
rate or
second banana?
On Wednesday, September 30, The Times Leader ran a front page
story about Wilkes College's drive for university sta~. Although_! _h_ad
been perfectly aware that Wilkes had been investigat:mg the po~sibility
of establishing this status, the idea had all but faded from my mmd, and
seemingly from the College's mind as well. Then, almost out o_f the
blue, nearly two years after the possibility was first discussed, Wilkes'
desire for university status is front-page news.
Certainly the possiblity of Wilkes' achieving university status is
reasonable. After all, research and development is necessary if we are to
improve the quality of the College. However, after evalu~ting _the facts,
one may come to the conclusion that the change to university status
may be a bit premature, even unnecessary.
What do you think of when you hear the wor~ ~VER~ITY?
Generally, I think of a large school with high-tech fa_ciliues, c~tenng to
an almost mass-production of students. Although Wilkes certainly may
have a new-and-improved gym and increased enrollment, it hardly meets
these qualifications. If Wilkes is to be called a university, and tai:en
seriously in that form, it must first be able to live up to the presuge
associated with a university.
According to the President, the value of this change will lie mostly
in the strength it will lend to curriculum development in the form _of
more vigorous undergraduate and graduate programs. The problem with
this change lies in the fact that the school would rank lower than ot~er
universities on listings of endowment, enrollment, and faculty salanes,
should the name be changed.
If Wilkes College is intent on becoming Wilkes University, then
its direction is clear. It must and should make a concentrated effort to
raise the salaries of the faculty and to change and improve programs to
increase
enrollment
further.
True the fictional Wilkes U would most likely be unable to
compete ~ith the larger, more prestigious universities. If thi_s is ~he
case Wilkes should not focus upon becoming a second-rate University,
but ;ather a top-rate College. After all, if Wilkes puts effort into raising
faculty salaries, hiring full-time faculty as needed, developing programs,
and adding a variety of new courses--if, in other words, the College
would focus on improving what it already does have--the name change
would be unnecessary.
The President has said that the change to university status would
merely be a matter of changing the stationery and engraving the signs.
If this is all that the change really amounts to, then why bother?
If Wilkes is still intent on acquiring university status, it may
realistically take years before the school is taken seriously. It should
be stressed that it may be a while before people, especially graduates,
can say "Wilkes University," without at least choking back a snicker.
Yes, the word "university" may inspire more quality students to
come here. I'm all for that ideal. However, instead of changing a name
(isn't this a school hell-bent on preserving tradition?), why not -:vork
from the inside out? Inspire quality students to come to W 1lkes
College.

The Beacon
VOL. XL N&lt;:5. 5 October 8, 1987
teinbacher

News .Editors-KimKJimek
-Eddie Lupico

SpOrtS Editors-Bill Kem

•

-Lisa Miller
Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance
Advertising Managers-Mark Shedlock
-Anne Humphrey

Advisor-Tom Bigler
Feature Editors- Lee Morre
-Korrie Arme. Everett
Photo Editors-Beth Mazzullo
-Donna Yedloc
Sports Photographer-Bruce Alexi
Business Manager-Joel Fomalon

Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Craig Larime, Wendy Shwed, Dav_i
Hassler, Tom Urso, Lenny Skursky, M.E. Evers, John Gordon, Kathy Hams
Kim Su r Elizabeth M .z llo M ha Howes.
·
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting ~ch_~ ule
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the md1v1dual
writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be .withhel
from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must .be signed · t
insure validi .

President speaks
To the Editor of The Beacon:
What is a college capital
campaign? As I read The Beacon
and listen to the conversations on
campus, I think it might be helpful
to answer that question, particularly
as it relates to the WILKES TOMORROW Campaign.
Capital fund-raising campaigns
are waged periodically in the life of
colleges to strengthen the overall
financial condition of the institution (usually by building the
endowment) and to help fund major
plant and equipment projects judged
to be critical to the improvement of
the college. Those individuals and
institutions closest to the college
are approached, with a carefully
developed proposal, and asked to
consider making a major gift.
Unlike the annual giving campaign,
which seeks relatively modest contributions from the annual income
of our friends (alumni, community
supporters, businesses, and parents)
to help meet general operating
expenses, a capital campaign asks
such supporters to consider major
gifts from their capital. Typically,
such gifts are paid over several
years and may include stocks or
property or be in the form of
bequests worked out between the
college and the giver. Anyone
watching the financing of higher
education in America knows that
successful capital campaigns are
crucial to the growth and continued
progress of a college or university,
whether private or public.
Wilkes last had a major capital
campaign, the Alpha Campaign, in
the late 1970s. A smaller campaign was held to build the new
dormitory in the early 1980s. That
building became known as Evans
Hall to commemorate the generous
bequest to Wilkes of $600,000
from the late William Evans.
The present WILKES TOMORROW Campaign to raise
$18,000,000
officially
began
. January 1, 1985, and will run
through 1990, perhaps a bit
beyond. The major objectives are
divided into two parts: (a) Capital
($8,000,000) and (b) Operating
($10,000,000). The Operating portion includes foundation and
government grants for specific programs and the annual fund-raising
campaign,
amounting
to
$2,000,000 each year to enhance
our programs. The Capital portion
includes $5,500,000 for the new
Sports and Conference Center and
$2,500,000 to build the endowment
to enhance faculty salaries and
increase income for scholarship and
student aid.
At present we have raised
$4,343,474 towards the Capital portion ($2,345,455 for plant and
equipment and $1,998,019 for other
academic endowment purposes) and
$4,529,342 towards the Operating

portion.
Thus we are
(8,872,816)
to
the
goal
($18,000,000) which I am confident
we will exceed. We are in the
process of matching the names of
major contributors to particular
objectives, including naming portions of the Sports and Conference
Center. The amounts needed to
name specific facilities are listed in
the official pr_esentation of the
WILKES TOMORROW Campaign, "The Case Statement,"
which is available in the College
Advancement Office.
During the past two and a half
years, specific objectives for giving
have emerged as we have talked
with potential contributors. Some
involve endowing the maintenance
of particular buildings, others
include named endowments for
faculty salaries ("The Donald F.
Carpenter Endowment for Outstanding Teaching'') and for student
scholarships
("The
Jewelcor
Scholarship").The capital campaign
is an effort to involve more and
more people with the building of
Wilkes College. Individual contributors' interests and institutional needs are matched as people
talk with each other about support
for thr campaign.
Enter the new Bell Tower. As
the last edition of The Beacon
accurately reported in its front page
news story, the idea for such a
structure has been talked about and
planned as has been the idea for an
expanded gymnasium· for more than
two decades. As the idea surfaced
again during my first year at
Wilkes, we explored how we might
achieve the objective as part of our
overall space planning and campus
development.
The idea and its accomplishment met in the person of Dr.

to
our first to graduate
medical doctor) and
the Class of 1970. W
approval we have ap
friends, patients, and c
with which he has been
to raise the money for the
Alumni Tower and
including funds for
scholarships. Happily, th~
to recognize our alumni and
a significant addition to our
all came together because
energy and dedication of
Chwalek, who has served
for more than forty yeart
recognized the value of sucl
tower as a center point
campus. By allowing us to·
their gifts with the tower
Burns and the Class of 1970
given leadership to other indi
and other classes as we mo
the second half of the \\
TOMORROW Campaign.
their examples stimulate
think about significant capilal
to make Wilkes College an
greater institution.
We are still in need
naimg gift for Sports
Conference Center. For
hope to inspire a pied
$1,500,000. The creativicy
pos1t1ve support of s
faculty, administrators,
alumni,
parents, and
community are all needed to
the objectives of the \
TOMORROW Campaign.

Is this all it takes?

Sincerely,
Christopher N. B
President

y, Septemt

Wilkes Hung
entering, par

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them 1st, 2rn

guided my h~
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as I am thanl
birth placed rr
First worlder
tables, with cl

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on the floor.
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of violence aga

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�PAGE THREE ·

October 8, 1987

urns uc
:ollege Class
'. to graduate
doctor) and
s of 1970. w·
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patients,
ich he ha
the mon
Tower
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funds
1ips. Ha
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and ded
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ed the val
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By allowing
'ts with the
1d the Class o
dership tooth
r classes as
nd half of
ROW Cam
mples stimu
mt significant
Wilkes Col
stitution.
are still in
gift for S
ce Center.

• session, scheduled

October 20, at 4:00
y Lounge of Stark

...
y, September 29, I
11kes Hunger Banng, participants
grab bag a placard
them 1st, 2nd, or 3rd
"ded my hand to a
, for which I was
I am thankful that
birth placed me in the
ust worlders sat at
tables, with china and
were served by
Third World partimimal food which
on the floor. There
g about, begging
food by the havet was vocalized, as
violence against the

.fine dramatization, in
support
administrato
parents,
ty arealln
:tives of
mw Campai
Sincerely,
Christopher
President

the distictions in
the first and third
an excellent illusIS. It seemed to
fl them. It also disther reason.
ts in that
esentation of
ss income inwere given little
of the causes and
s. A short-run
in giving. Charity
and enriches the
But the long

run solution is far more complex.
The reasons for national
poverty vary widely, ranging from
the whims of cruel nature to the ageold habits and customs of a society.
A monsoon may fail, and lack of
life-giving rain may bring season of
hunger. A society may destroy its
own environment, by the overgrazing of a pastoral people or the
scourging of the countryside in the
quest for wood for cooking fires. In
some instances, the society may be
such that production is discouraged .
and hunger may abound even in a
richly endowed land.
In the short run we can, and
should, help by sharing our
abundance. But in the long run, a
society must produce enough to
feed itself. This production can be
in food, or in products which can be
sold for food. The only alternative
is perpetual, bitter, resentful dependence--a fate we should wish on
no one.
My hope, as I left the Hunger
Banquet, was that not only compassion but an intellectual curiosity
would be aroused. I hope that
students asked themselves, "Why
are some societies h\ghly productive, and others not? Will taking
from the wealthy enrich the poor or
will it impoverish ail? How can a
land with the skimpiest of resources
(Japan) be wealthy while other
lands, well endowed by nature, are
poor?"
I hope that, beyond an
opportunity for compassion, students seize the chance to enlarge
their knowledge and understanding.
One of the greatest gifts of
education is the broadening of
awareness. I hope that students
turn with renewed vigor and
enthusiasm to their courses in
history, economics, psychology,
anthropology. It is among these
that the students will find some of
the reasons and even a few tentative

solutions. I hope also that they
will take tlle time to talk to those
among us from other parts of the
world and other cultures. There is
much to be learned, for those who
wish to do so.

Pawn in their i:ame

R.H. DeYoung

Response
Dear Editor:
It is difficult to write criticism
in a way that is affirming, yet
effective. It takes a great deal of
thought and effort, and requires the
critic offer useful solutions as a part
of the criticism. My article of
September 24 was written in that
spirit.
Therefore, it was with
distress that I read the unsigned
letter to the Editor of October 1,
which contained foul accusations,
bordering on character assassination. When one does not have
the ,viscera to take credit for written
words, writing scatlling criticism is
easy. There was once a high school
Problems of Democracy teacher
who said, "An unsigned opinion is
no opinion at all."
I challenge you, "Name Withheld" and all others who refuse to
author your words, to come forth
and identify yourselves. Perhaps
your pen would not be so heavy,
your words have more thought
behind them, and your crticism
invite spirited dialogue. The result
might be a broader effort to work
together to solve issues of -concern
at Wilkes College.
Marsha Howes

Please note: All letters
to the Editor must be
signed to insure
validity. The name may
be withheld from the
letter upon publication.

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What about
humanities?
suspend my iµsbelief for the
moment and accept tllat of 37
One day last week, while I recruiters, at least one or two had to
flipped through the stack of mail be looking for English majors.
that greeted me in my dorm, I
Needless to say, my hopes
found, nestled among Boscov's cir- were crushed. In an idle moment, I
culars, letters from home, and took a count: of the 37 recruiters,
threatening notices from the Farley 17 were looking for accounting
Library, a newsletter from the majors, eight for engineering, three
Career Services Office.
for nursing or podiatric medicine,
Oh, good, I thought. A letter two for computer science, two for
from the Careers Office. Maybe business, and one for human
there's hope yet; maybe I'll find services. In addition, five of the
some kind of meaningful em- employer recruiters are affiliated
ployment outside of places with with some branch of tlle armed
names like Joe's Diner or Johnny's services. (Yes, these add up to 38,
Bar-n-Grill.
Some kind of not 37, but that's because one
employment tllat doesn't involve recruiter is interested in both
spending hours witll one's hands engineering and comp sci grads.)
deep in water laced with "Golden
This is an interesting mix
Touch"
industrial
strength (although "mix," perhaps, is the
dishwashing detergent. Some kind wrong word). Wilkes, after all,
of employment that pays more per advertises itself in its booklet
hour tl1an the price of the daily "Wilkes College At-A-Glance" as ·a
special at tlle SUB. Some kind of college which "combin[es] strong
employment that requires (dare I professional programs with a liberal
even suggest it?) more mental arts tradition."
capability tl1an that required of a
One would think, then, that
pigeon in a Skinner box.
Wilkes is concerned with the fate of
But, alas, it doesn't seem tllat the liberal arts--and, incidentally, of
Career Services is the place for me liberal arts majors. So one would
to find that real-world employer.
tllink. One could, by looking at
Okay, I admit, I was more tllis list of employer recruiters, be
quite different
optimistic when I first leafed left with a
through the newsletter. After all, impression. I, for one, don't see
•
Career Services's letter lists 37 anything listed for liberal arts
employer recruiters as scheduled to majors.
I saw quite a bit for
appear
at
Wilkes
between preprofessional majors, however.
September 30 and November 23.
This is even more disturbing
Thirty-sevenrecruiterssounded in view of tlle short essay,
like a lot to me.
Has to be "Employment Trends," included in
something here that would appeal the newsletter. Although this essay
to me, I thought, even if I am a says the demand for accountants is
humanities major.
Don't mis- expected to increase by 40 percent
understand me; there's certainly by the year 2000, it also states that
nothing wrong with majoring in the demand for doctors, teachers,
the liberal arts. Of course, I'd and other professionals is expected
always half-suspected that Wilkes-- to rise by 30 percent in that time.
and its Careers Office--was more Note the word "teachers." Teaching
interested in promoting . preprofessional programs tllan the
continued on p. 10
humanities. But I was willing to
by M. E. Evers

If you have a sexually transmitted disease (STD) and:
--feel alone
--Have no one to confide in
--Have important, unanswered questions
--feel refused and unsure
--need support and reassurance
Please call Ext. 494 to learn about a support group for
females with STDs. Your call will be kept in the
strictest confidence.

�PAGE FOUR

October 8, 1987

Beacon welcomes
news co-editor

Eddie
joined the
member of
committee

Lupico, a sophomore from the area, recently
Be a con staff as news co-editor. He is also a
the Programming Board and presides over DDE
meetings.
"Sic transit gloria mundi."

Manuscript Society
spo,n sors events
by Eddie Lupico
The
Wilkes
College
Manuscript Society, a student
organization advised by Dr. Patricia
Heaman of the Department of
Language and Literature, sponsors
three big events each year: coffeehouses,
creative
writing
workshops, and an annual publication.
The Manuscript is a magazine
comprised of art work--both visual
and
literary--contributed
by
members of the Wilkes community. It is published and distributed near the end of each spring
semester.
Preparation for such an
endeavor is essential, and that is
why the society has already begun
to convene. Members of the group
will review · all
submissions
anonymously and select those
which are felt to be of the best
artistic quality and style. Everyone
from the college is urged to submit
their work for possible publication.

Contributions of all kinds are
welcome.
The most common
categories are art, photography,
prose, and poetry, however all
mediums of artistic expression will
be accepted.
The Society also sponsors
creative writing workshops every
Monday evening at 9:00 in the
Manuscript Office on the third floor
of the Student Center.
During
these informal sessions, which are
run by the participants, students are
able to read their work, discuss it
constructively, and write creatively.
Participation is voluntary, and all
interested students are welcome to
attend.
Coffeehouses are informal
gatherings held periodically by the
Society geared more toward an
audience - performer atmosphere.
Students are able to read their work
or read the work of others, or just
attend to listen to the presentation.
The Manuscript Society is the
main group on campus for students
interested in creative writing.

Opinion

World hunger
by Lenny Skursky
To understand world hunger,
you must realize when it began.
10,000 years ago, homo sapiens
(man) were basically hunters and
gatherers. If you could pick it or
kill it, you could eat it. This was a
hit or miss situation. You either
knew where the f6od grew or where
the herd hung out or you didn't.
Man alleviated hunger by following
seasonal
changes. and
herd
migrations.
Around 7,000 years ago some
of these migrating tribes found
areas where game was plentiful all
year round.
Water and edible vegetation
was in abundance, more permanent
settlements were established. Over
the next millenia, someone came
up with the idea of planting crops
and keeping livestock. Those that
still hunted and gathered lived by
the
crops
and
livestock.
Eventually, trouble arose from the
continued use of this method.
As the area's supply of food
resources dwindled, the hunting and
gathering method became a major
economic problem. To protect the
food, bigger walls were built for
protection in towns and security
patrols had to compete with a larger
bands of thieves, until someone
came up with a unique idea. A pact.
was formed between the local
rustlers and town members--we
grow the food for both of us and
you protect us from other bands.
This developed the first militarybased industrial complex (no
relation to today's) and it worked
fine until the population grew
larger than its food resources. The
band became the army and the town
developed into a capital city. Wars

-

an historical

over the neighboring town's
resources grew commonplace.
This trend continued to
expand. Minerals, land, geographic
position and other desired items
were added to the list of resources
fought over. The problems of
feeding larger populations and greed
became secondary factors which led
to wars.
All through history, pacts of
different ideology covered larger and
larger areas until empires were
established in this manner. The
concept of subservient foreign
populations grew and a new
military-industrial complex was
formed. The idea was "you grow
the food to feed my armies so I can
take more land and maybe I won't
kill you."
Unfortunately for the third
world, Europe became the best at
this form of existence and had the
technology to enforce it around the
world. Mostly "colored peoples"
became the subservient masses,
while the Europeans lived in luxury
and basked in the labor of the whole
planet This continued with very
little change or challenge until
today.
But within the last 100 years,
something dangerous has been added
to the formula--education. Before
the 19th century, education was
only for the rulers. Those under the
ruler's jurisdiction were kept in
total ignorance.
The majority of people in the
first world were allowed to learn in
the last 150 years.
They saw
injustice and all its attributes:
hunger, poverty, disease and other
social problems. A new form of
people arose during this time: the
do gooder. This person had a bible
in his hand and went out to bring

God to the heathens.
he personally hel~
hunger problem. F
had more mission ·
savages wanted to eat
of Jesus were fo
heathens.
The education
compounded
folio
desimation of white
WWI when the rulers
of heathens to augmerl
occupation to retain
The ranks of the missi
now expanded to incl
officers training pri ··
to be sergeants and
new army.
By WWII, some
barbarians had even
and minor govemm
One of the rewards for
Queen was the privilege
your children to sc
fatherland. At this
gooders could havee
hunger, but they failal
Instead of teaching
the technology that
benefited their peopl~
taught
the tech
subjugating their peopil.
Following
these educated sons
opportu~ity to cast off
oppression from ab
replace it with their o
system and a
industrial complex.
were "you give me
my people and I'll give
resources on trade.'
Today, the dog
a bleeding heart li
goes to the third world,
change. Rather than

'"All dorms and organizations eligible to win prizes for best
displays.

·es.

e sure they chm
while others d
of graduate sc
a, a senior
s, New Jersey,
this dilemma a
er last year
ways planned tc
was before a fi
ip in the Wilkes-I
. Congressman
now believes she
niche. She hope
in
government
, D.C., and eventt
her education in poli
to become a col
or a political scier
Alane change
direc tion from law
action? Politics!
Wilkes-Barre ofl
ed as a staff assis1
each day by reac
or more newspap
throughout the
al District, the i
by Mr. Kanjorski. '
this reading was to I
y articles that mentio,
or which referred
ting the District, sud
dfills, employment,
These artic
information
n Kanjorski and
ing them to know w
ing around the Distn
the information allo
i to better serve
Alane and one oU

a complicated office
use there was so mu
every day. Staff had
the functions of t
Wilkes-Barre ai
, and who handled wh
each office. The sta
mputers and telephoni
t communication. Orn
a working knowledge ,
she learned to answ,

Homecomini: Weekend Events
Thursday evening, October 22 - Pep rally on Chase Lawn and
announcement of Homecoming
Court.
Friday, October 23 * Judging of Homecoming
Displays in afternoon. Dinner
Dance at Genetti's Best Western.
Saturday, October 24 Football - Wilkes vrs. Lebanon
Valley. Announcement of King
and
Queen
at halftime.

y of us, at some po
e careers, become gr
when faced with try
t what to do
. Some of us worr
I be no emplo)

Last week, a feature which many college members took for granted
from its place.
Workmen removed the gazebo from its usual place
Learning Center to make room for additional faculty parking space.

· g the phone was 11
She first had to get tt
address, and telephor
the cde:.r, then carefull
what L1e person wante&lt;
y direct the call to th
who would handle th

�October 8, 1987

ilkes intern
herishes memories

training
geants
"{.

WWII
1shade
lOr go
1erew
as the
ildren
d. At t
:ouldhav
but they
Jf teachi
mology
I their
the
.owing
ducated

a
l complex.
m give me
1le and I'll gi
; on trade."
lay, the do
ng heart Ii
he third wo

Rather than

y of us, at some point in
ge careers, becomelripped
when faced with trying to
out what to do after
n. Some of us worry that
will be no employment
ities.
rs are sure they chose the
major, while others debate
iblity of. graduate school.
D'Elia, a senior from
Lakes, New Jersey, was
with this dilemma as she
ated her last year as a
Sllldent.
had always planned to be a
That was before a fifteen
remship in the Wilkes-Barre
of U.S. Congressman Paul
now believes she has
niche. She hopes to
in
government
in
gton, D.C., and eventually
her education in political
to become a college
t'st
or a po lI·u· ca1 sc·e
I n1 •
did Alane change her
I direction from law to a
of action? Politics!
the Wilkes-Barre office,
worked as a staff assistant.
each day by reading
or more newspapers,
throughout the 11th
·onal District, the · area
red by Mr. Kanjorski. The
of this reading was to find
any articles that mentioned
, or which referred to
affecting the District, such as
landfills, employment, or
These articles
information
to
an Kanjorski and his
bling them to know what
ning around the District.
, the information allows
!JOrski to better serve his
ts. Alane and one other
n spent entire mornings

anicles.

was a complicated office to
because there was so much
g every day. Staff had to
all the functions of the
in Wilkes-Barre and
, and who handled what
m each office. The staff
computers and telephones
t communication. Once
DI a working knowledge of
, she learned to answer
C.

mted
,lace

ering the phone was no
. She first had to get the
e, address, and telephone
of the c(kr, then carefully
what L1e person wanted,
y direct the call to the
er who would handle the

Alane D'Elia, pictured above, recently worked for
co.n
gressman
Paul Kanjorski.
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PAGE FIVE

SG report

Sophomore
elections invalid

The Student Government (SG) recently granted four fund requests
to campus organizations.
Last Wednesday, SG granted a $216.60 request for the Society of
Women Engineers (SWE) to cover accommodations and travel expenses
for seven members to attend the technical conference at Drexel
University on October IO, 11 and 12. The funds for granting this
request came from ICCF (Intercollegiate Conference Fund) and various
clubs.
The Cue'n Curtain club received $250 from the the Special Projects
Fund to honor retired professor Klaus Holm by an exhibit at the Sordoni
Art Gallery and by establishing a scholarship in his name.
SG granted $190 to the TV Club to cover expenses for a TV
newscast that broadcasts weekly on the TV monitors in the Stark
Learning Center Lobby beginning last Thursday. The fund for this
project came from various clubs.
The Rowing Club presented their revised and expanded constitution
which was approved at last week's SG meeting.
The Wilkes Cheerleaders received a $250 fund request for a bus to
the away game at Upsula this weekend. Eight cheerleaders will be
going, and seating space is available for students wishing to travel to
the game.
In other business, the Governmental Affairs Committee of SG met
Sunday evening and decided to declare Sophomore class representatives
elections invalid. According to Debbie Reisenweaver, SG secretary, the
electio'n committee found that four of the six candidates had violated
campaign rules. She said that the SG members found mimeographed
copies used for campaign purposes and a painting done on a window at
Weiss Hall. These violators will not be able to run again until next
year. The other two nominees who did not break rules will be allowed
to run again when elections are reheld in late October with the Freshman
class elections. The entire Student Government endorsed this decision.
Dean Paul Adams asked SG members to encourage students to vote
in the student elections. He recommended that dorm students vote in
the IRHC election, since this election will effect the quality of their
dorm life.
Adams also announced that beginning Thursday, October I, Who's
Who applications were available in the Deans' offices. He said that
seniors may nominate themselves or other seniors and that the selection
will take place in November.

Sometimes, as in the case of small letters, the other in capital
immigration problems, the call had letters to distinguish who was
to be "patched through" to the typing what).
Washington office, where the
Each
person
doing
the
immigration caseworker would take scheduling had to know exactly
over. There were even times when where Mr. Kanjorski was going and
an epecially tough problem would when he would be there. Alane said
be "patched through" to Mr. the schedule had to be perfect
Kanjorski.
according to detail and time. There
Initially, the telephone was could be no margin for error.
• •
like the enemy; Alane was afraid of
Beyond all the duties and
it because she never knew what responsibilities were the friendships
person or problem it might bring, Alane cultivated. A good measure
and how she would obtain all the of those friendships developed then
information
needed
as still stay with Alane now. She
diplomatically and efficiently as will always be grateful for the
possible. However, within a short facilitative
atmosphere
which
time, Alane had mastered the beast. helped her development, growth,
She said she is thankful she and introspection. This came about
acquired good telephone skills, because the staff w~t very helpful
which will serve her no matter and entrusted her with much
where she may later work.
responsiblitiy. It has often been
Like other legislators, Mr. said that the spmt of any
Kanjorski receives a volume of organization begins at the top and
mail on a daily basis. Much of this flows down. Hence, the genial
mail consists of requests for help to mood of the Wilkes-Barre office
solve pressing problems. Alane was set by Congressman Kanjorski.
learned to open and sort the mail. Alane said he is a "very nice, warm
Again, this was not an easy task, person" endowed with a "light,
since each piece of mail from a humorous side," who is unafraid to
person with a problem had to be express all facets of his humanity.
put into the computer and recorded Alane observed that he cares a great
on a roll-a-dex, creating an on- deal about his staff, children, and
going record. It was yet another his constituents, and is a good
way for the staff and the representative.
Congressman to maintain an
During the last two weeks of
association with the constituency of her intemsh1p, Afane was able to
the) I th Congressional District.
ntilize all she had learned in the
Scheduling
functions
for previ"us th:rteen weeks.
She
Congressman
Kanjorski
was helped organize a luncheon and
another
intricate
responsiblity pr~.s;:; conference held before Mr.
Joseph Iannuzzi, a sophomore
Alane was exposed to. All of his Kanjorski departed for a fact-finding from Bayshore Long Island, joins
activities were coordinated through trip to Japan.
She personally cartoonist. In addition to his duties
computers in the Wilkes-Barre and
continued on p. 10 captains the Wilkes College wrestling
D.C. offices. (One office typed in
. of the Hunger Taskforce.

Cartoonist

JOIDS

staff

biology major hailing
the Be a con as staff
with the Beacon, Joe
team and is a member

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October 8, 1987

Campus
Leader-John Rosania
by Lee Morrell
Last year The Beacon started a feature we had hoped would become a
regular part of our publication. This series, called "Campus Leaders," is
an attempt to introduce the leaders of Wilkes College clubs and
organizations to the rest of the Wilkes community. These leaders give of
their personal time to enhance the quality of extra- curricular activities here
at Wilkes. This feature will continue to be run and will appear bi-weekly.
T&amp;e first "Campus Leader" that we will focus on is the Student
Government President, John Rosania. John is a junior earth and
environmental science major from Scotch Plains, New Jersey. John made
his way up to president from his beginnings as the freshman representitive
and sophomore treasurer positions. In fact, he never intended to run for
president. He said about that, "My peers felt I could do a good job." He
continued by saying, "In order to get things done on campus, I took the
responsibilities myself, along with the other members of the Executive
Council (Susan Imboden, vice-president; Terry Rebarchek, treasurer;
Debbie Reisenweaver, recording secretary; and Linda Sabrini,
corresponding secretary) and the rest of Student Government."

Pictured above are the members of Wilkes College Circle K who participated in a volleyball marathon to
AIDS research. They managed to raise over $200. The marathon ran from Friday, September 18th at 9p
Saturday the 19th at 9 a.m. Some of the campus clubs and organizations that participated were the
Students Coalition, Student Government, Commuter Council, the Physics club, and the Socology club
members from the Luzerne County Community College and Penn State- W.B. Circle K clubs participated.
members pictured are- Bottom Row: Debra Pavlico, Stephen Morris (President), Laura View, Robert Or
Diane Mazonis, and Lori Becker. Top row: Jill Sowa (Treasurer), Susan Keller, Linda Kelly, Mi
Ratchford, Diane Paltanavage (Secretary), Janice Kulikowich, and Tony Orlando.
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"Whatever happene
to Mel Powell?"

As the president of SG he leads the rest of the members, presides over
meetings and discusses campus issues. Some of the main concerns of SG
are the elections for Homecoming Court, class officers (more specifically
the freshman class), and the already completed elections for president of
Commuter Council and Inter-Residence Hall Council. They also are in
charge of allocating funds to clubs and organizations who need money.
More important than that is the work they are doing on Homecoming
Weekend. They are pla~ning all of the festivities that involve students.
Rosania said he would like Student Government to live up to its
potential. He said they are "trying to become the main student governing
organization on campus." He said they are going to try to be "issue
oriented."
When asked what being a "campus leader" means to him, Rosania
said, "It means I can work together with other students and organizations
on issues, problems, and concerns that we can discuss and come up with
solutions in order to make Wilkes a better place to be."
Although his future is unclear, John Rosania would like to go to
graduate school and study oceanography.
The Student Government meets once a week at 6:30 p.m. in the
Weckesser Conference room and Rosania invites anybody to attend and
learn more about their college.
John Rosania is just one of our school's many fine leaders. Stay
tuned to "Campus Leaders" because you may learn that the person who sits
next to you in Anthro. 101 just might be the leader of a club for you.

On May 25, 1987, The New
Yorker Magazine featured an article
entitled, "Whatever Happened to
Mel Powell," the legendary composer/ performer who has made
history in the worlds of both jazz
and classical music. On Saturday,
October 10, at 2 p.m., audiences at
Wilkes College's Dorothy Dickson
Darte Center will be able to answer
that question, when Powell visits
the College to provide a unique
concert_ experience.
The concert, entitled "The
Artistry of Mel Powell" will make
music history itself, for while it
will showcase the artist's classical
achievements, Powell himself will
also present a rare public jazz performance. The event is offered to
the public at no charge.
Born in Brooklyn, New York,
in 1923, Powell made his mark on
the jazz world at an early age. His
childhood piano training stressed
the dassical, but Powell began to
branch out into jazz improvisation
on his own. By 1939, he had
played with many jazz greats, and at
age eighteen, he caught the attention of Benny Goodman. He
soon became part of the legendary
Benny Goodman Orchestra, recording his own compositions with the
orchestra. In addition,- Powell himself recorded on the Commodore
label.

In World War II, he played in
and later directed the Glenn Miller
Army/ Air Force Band. During that
time, he established a reputation
abroad that rivalled that of Miller,
and still stands today. Following
the war, he returned to Goodman's
orchestra as composer, arranger and
performer. But in the late 1940's,
Powell left the jazz world for what
would prove to be an equally illustrious classical career.
For a short time, he served as
a staff composer at MGM in Hollywood. Then, he began to study at
Yale under classical composer Paul
Hindemith. He rapidly succeeded to
the faculty of that institution, and
from 1958 to 1969 served as
Chairman of Yale's Composition
Department.
Powell left Yale in 1969 to
become Dean of Music at the
California Institution of the Arts
(Cal Arts). From 1972 to 1976, he
held the position of Provost at Cal
Arts, and is currently Roy Disney
Professor of Musical Composition
there.
"The Artistry of Mel Powell"
at Wilkes will highlight Powell's
classical and jazz peDIOnalities by
presenting his classical work in the
first half of his program, and his
jazz stylings in the second half.
Performing his classical compositions, which have been de-

scribed as works of ,. ·
delicacy, economy, precision
vention controlled by a
process that is both span
and reflective," will be
musician Judith Bettina,
and the Composers String
Then, in a rare perf
Powell will take the stage·
with jazz artists Bob Wil
Chuck Riggs. No formal
is listed for the second half,
Powell
is . noted foc
spontaneous, free-wheelingi
isation. His return to jazz
ance is welcomed by audie
artists alike-- according to
"listening to Powell play G
is akin to hearing Gicsekin
Debussy--&lt;the listener is scd
the sheer beauty of the sound
Powell has also r
acclaim for his artistry on
specifically, in watercolors.
conjunction with the Colleges
sical tribute, the Sordoni An
lery will present an exhi
Powell's artwork, which will
to the public on Sunday,
11 at 1 p.m.
Wilkes College is p
present "The Artistry of
Powell," and advises audie
arrive early for seating at th~
performance. For further
mation, call 824-4651, ext.440.

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t Aries- You're an animal and you probably hunted prey
t this weekend. Stock up for the winter. because
t hibernation is coming.
t Cancer- Guess what? You are finally going to have a
great week. But don't get too happy and expect the
t impossible, like seeing our new gym built. Then again,
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musicians to make our
has Chip Mergott and
We've even had "mu'ans" to make.is laugh
feet, like Ray Owen.
haven't had a ill@ &amp;.Q:
Well, on Saturday the
will all change. Tim
a comedic musician if
will bring his unique
umor to the CPA at 8:00

tributor to "The Dr.
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he Won't Let Me)" have
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Some of his other songs
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his; Richmond,VA;
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the only medium
n a part of. Teleger to him. The
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PAGE SEVEN

♦

: Virgo- Just because you have the world at your finger
♦ tips, doesn't mean you won't break a nail or two. Great
things can turn on you very quickly.

t
♦

: !.&amp;.Q- Watch your back this week. You never know who
or what is sneaking up behind you. If you can get away
with one eye in the back of your head; it couldn't hurt.
♦ Leo, be cautious.

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Sagittarius- Be wary of small woodland creatures or
♦ your history or psych profs. It seems that they are tired
special with comedian Martin Mull
Of course, what comedian's ♦ of being nice and are ready to spring a lot of work on
called, "It Seemed ·Funny at the life would be "normal" without : you. So be ready for a lot of studying and for on your
Time .... " He has also been on club dates and other live appear- ♦
sweater.

"So You Think You're Funny," a
thirty minute comedy special from
Chicago; "The Bob Braun Show,"
a talk show seen in the Mid-West;
"Comedy Tonight . . . From
Giggles," starring comedian Jimmie
J.J. "Dyn-O-Mite" Walker; and
two appearances on "Channel 4
(Nashville) Live."

ances. Tim is certainly not short in
those. He has visited over 24 major
clubs and four times as many colleges, to entertain.
Kids, this is comedy at its finest so try not to miss it. And
hey, remember, seating is_on a first
come first serve basis, so, be on
time!

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Capricorn -This is your week. Use it, abuse it, and
have fun. Just remember that time holds a grudge.
Take advatage of your good fortune, but don't forget
about others who are suffering.

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Play-doh or Confucious, they're right ! 'Cause this week
you might just run out of bucks if you are not smart.

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Give up , go home crawl into the nearest
cave. This is not going to be pleasant !! Everyone and
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they're right behind you WOOF, MEOW, CHIRP!!!! ... Ha!
Just kidding. Have a nice week.

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♦ others hate that. No one likes a know 1t all, especaily a
: "know it all" know it all. So if you know something that's
~ not too important, let someone else give the answer.
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♦ Gemini- Don't ask!!!!! You are going to find out very
♦ shortly. Yet, all is not lost. You still could have a chance
: if you hurry up and have fun. Depression might just
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Wilkes-Barre, joins the Beacon as photography co-editor. ♦ didn't deserve this past week, so you probably think
She's anxiously awaiting the first snowfall of th e year so ♦ you're in for it again. Wrong. This will be a happy wee"'
she can listen to the Eagle's "Hotel California" in an igloo.: for you!
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October 8, 1987

Betsy Condron to ope
faculty lectures

A different perspective

A hole
bfBill Barber
In case you haven't noticed the
latest archeological dig that's talcing
place between Kirby Hall and the
Library (which would mean you
were either blind or in'curably
apathetic), and in case you've heard
this silly rumor about a Bell Tower, let me put you straight. There's
no Bell Tower coming. No -way.
That's just a ruse the Administration is feeding us to get
some bucks from the Alumni. But
that hole is going in for a reason
and I mean to get to the bottom of
it. The reason, that is, not the

hole.
Now, to dispel some of the
freshman rumors, Wilkes is not
building an Olympic size swimming pool. Not this year. And no,
no one has threatened the Colonels
with mass burial. Not at this writing. The Historical Society is not
looking for Indian bones and relics,
although they just might find them.
Nobody's out to sample the mud or
search for a long lost coal mine.
They're not measuring the earth's
crust, as Dr. Redmond might have
us believe, nor are they digging a
tunnel to China.
No matter what anyone in the
Engineering Department tells you
to the contrary, they are not building a drain to run off the River
Street flooding (which would be

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one?

nice) nor has anyone seriously
suggested building an even bigger
Peace Pole. Well, it's been suggested, but not for this hoie.
And although they did ask for
dibs just in case it should be
located, the English Department is
not actively searching for Mrs.
Kirby's strongbox, to defray the
expense of all those famous writers
they're bringing in this semester.
None of these rumors, you'll
be happy to know, is true. But I've
done some digging into that hole
and I'm here to fill you in. I've had
my ear to the ground and I know
some real inside dirt about that
hole. I've unearthed some facts.
The only rumor about that hole that
holds any water, as it were, is this:
Wilkes College has finally found a
new location to bury the bookstore!
If this is true, imagine how
convenient it will be to tunnel
down into an underground bookstore that's so much easier to locate
than our present one. Why, anyone
on their wa:: from Pickering to
Stark will be &amp;Jle to literally stumble upon it. Think how much simpler it will be to spend our money
on overpriced text books, sweatshirts and pens when we can
just fall right into the b00ksture on
our way to class and back. No
more seeking out seniors to ask
that painful question: "Hey, you
got any idea where the bookstore is

located?" And then that awful moment when they tell you and you
are standing there thinking "Yeah,
sure, buddy, the same to you."
So why all this stuff about a
Bell Tower, that's what I want to
know. I mean, who would believe
it? What do we need bells for when
all the clocks in Stark Leaming
Center keep such perfect time? No,
the Administration is clearly trying
to put one over on us. Sure, now
they're filling in the hole with
cement and dragging out cinderblocks, but who are they fooling?
We know what we know. They finally issue a little pencil sketch of
a supposed Bell Tower and expect
us to buy it?? Uh-huh. Sure.
Somehow it just doesn't "ring"
true.
Personally, I think they really
are looking for Mrs. Kirby's strongbox. This Infernal Tower thing is
probably just a red herring. Maybe
they think we don't even know the
difference between a Bell Tower
and, say, a hole in the ground.
Frankly, if they have enough
money laying around to afford a
Bell Tower, (beautiful as it will
be), wouldn't it be better spent on a
pedestrian bridge across River and
South Streets? Or at least a "Walk"
light?
Perhaps then we might save a
few lives in the process, instead of
just wondering for whom this new
Bell Tower may toll.

Beacon at the movies

Like Father Like Son
like hilarious
by John Gordon
Dudley Moore is an incredible
comedic actor whose talents compete with other major comedians as
Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor.
Moore is one of America's most
loved entertainers on the big screen
today.
"Like Father, Like Son," will
keep you rolling in laughter from
the beginning of the film to the
end. Moore's antics are better than
ever, similar to the antidote that
worked so well for him in the hit
movie "Arthur." Kirk Cameron, of
the popular television series "Growing Pains," turns in a very credible
performance as Moore's son Chris,
or as the case in this movie,
maybe, as his father.
In "Like Father, Like Son,"
Dudley Moore's character acciden-

tally drinks a potion that causes his
personality to reverse with that of
his son's. This forces him to go to
school in place of Chris. Meanwhile, Cameron goes to make
rounds at his father's hospitai.
From there the laughs pour in at a
rapid pace. For instance, Dudley
smashes up his son's jeep, or his
own jeep, or Cameron's jeep, well
you figure it out! Cameron and
Moore mimick each other in perfect
detail. How can I tell? Here's what I
do. Simply put Kirk Cameron's image in your mind when watching
Moore, and you'll get the feeling of
how good the acting really is. It's a
shame that there isn't an Academy
A ward for best comedic actor!
Dudley Moore would be one of the
top candidates for the honor.
Everything clicks in "Like
Father, Like Son." The acting, the

laughs, the camera work, and an
excellent soundtrack contribute tc
this film to give it incredible flash.
To Dudley Moore fans everywhere: This is a DON'T MISS
FILM!
~THE GRADE"

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LAUGHS-----· ··----···3.5
CAMERA WORK----·3.5
STORY----·------------3.0
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John Gordon's reviews appear
weekly and are his own opinions.
John can also be seen reviewing
movies on Wilkes 1V WCT on the
monitors in Stark Lobby, 11 am
and 12pm.

by Korrie Anne Everett
On Thursday, October 8,
1987, the first faculty seminar will
be held in the Dorothy Dickson
Darte Center. for the Performing
Arts.
The lecture will be delivered
by Betsy Condron, the director of
community relations, here at
Wilkes College.
Ms. Condron will be lecturing on the history of the houses

used on campus, and how
into the community and
lege environment.
She will also d°
diversity and variety of
itecture" and she "hoiu
courage the awareness IX
ness and diversity "
houses and their re
history.
The lecture begins
p.m. and it is open to
All interested parties are
to attend.

Alumnus perfor
Tchaikovsky
By Korrie Anne Everett
Last evening, at the Dorothy
Dickson Darte Center, Peter Illych
Tchaikovsky was brought to life for
us for two hours by Joseph
Szostak, the creator of "Petya."
"Petya"
was
originally
completed in 1982 and than
rewritten after further research and
the 1987 version (performed at
Wilkes College) is the result of this
research.
Joseph Szostak ,a
graduate of Wilkes College, held a
workshop in the afternoon to
explain his characterization of Petya
and
the work behind the
performance; the research and the
rehearsals.
· The
monodrama
traces
Tchaikovsky's life through the use
of the composer as a narrator.
Tchaikovsky returns post mortem
to set the historical record straight

Cfa§mlfiedl Adi§
ATTENTION:
Cue-n-Curtain members:
Tuesday, Oct.13, 1987
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on the facts of his life
He talks of his life and
friends and his family,
importantly, his music
reflects his life and emou
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excellent. Some of
performed were, "Ele ·
"Serenade For Strings,"
the Trio from "Andante
Quartet No. I in D. Op
"Mama" from the •
Album," Op. 39,No.4.
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picture of the life of
"Petya."

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Taylor, or Cit Stevens?
you even think of Joni
Suzanne Vega, or Patty

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Not bad- - for a broad

Patty Larkin? Who's Patty
Larkin?
Well, if you were at the Student Center last Saturday night, you
already know the answer to that
question.
If you weren't, you
missed much. You not only didn't
see Patty Larkin, Boston's top folk
artist of the year, but you also
missed Wilkes' own Jeff Eline.
From his renditions of James
Taylor's "Sugar Cane:· and The-

Who's rockin' "Behind Blue Eyes"
to several original pieces, Jeff demonstrated both outstanding · musicianship and a sensitive touch
with his lyrics.
Jeff, we hope
you'll come back from London to
do a few more songs for us!
After Jeff got the crowd in a
folky mood, Patty came on stage to
a candlelit room and expectant faces and proved that she more than
deserved Boston's Best Folk Artist
and Album Awards.
During her two-hour concert,
Patty performed all original songs
from her two albums, I'm Fine and
Step Into the Light --songs that
were not only lyrical gems, but
also fine musical vignettes.
As one of Patty's songs
asserts, that's "not bad--for a broad."
From ballads to "cheap theatrics," Patty proved over and over
again why folk music is enjoying a
resurgence. Her songs demonstrated
a care and ease with the English
language reminiscent of some of
the great folk lyricists of the past-and present. But she also picks a
mean string, coaxing intricate
Patty Larkin overwhelmed a
rhythms and demanding bass lines
out of her Martin guitar.
of wit and rollicking the..itrics,
Don't think all was serious Patty enthralled the audience with
folk music, folks. Patty's tunes tender ballads. As we had laughed,
included a celebration of drug abuse so would we sit in rapt silence,
("Caffeine"), a paean to old junkers hanging on lines like, "I want you /
everywhere ("Dodge Dart"), and a I need you / I love you / What are
glorification of going to the mall you going to do about me? / Well,
(as performed by Marlene Dietrich, love is only :mman, but it's blind
Carmen Miranda, and Ethel and cannot see / You caught me on
Merman- complete with feather boa Cupid's knee."
and various accents).
But after all, wasn't it Patty
In between captivating bouts Larkin who co-wrote "Luka" with
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it's easy to believe otherwise after
hearing Patty's songs.
Patty's wit, musical deftness,
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Continued from p. 1

Opinion
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Continued from page 12
added four aces and four kills. Jen
Catona had three digs and three
aces.
The Lady Colonels return to
action Saturday against FDUMadison at home. Game time is
11:30 am.

Stickers
Continued from page 11
captains picked two players of the ,
week. Both players showed superb
ball handling and found the net
often this week. They are Vasquez
and Wandel. Congratulations go
out to both players.
On Saturday, October 6 the
Lady Colonels will play host to
Juniata. Game time is set for 1:00
p.m.
The lady stickers would
appreciate your support.

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those interested should
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after all.
Some might say I'm being
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recruiters later this year." I'm sure
they will. And I'm equally sure
that with some ambition, a little
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vaglione sparkS'" successful
ekend campaign for Colonels
cd to reflect upon his
of the season, Paul
vaglione commented
overall performance.
are playing close to
If we continue to
level, we are going to
ll." Tavaglione's
mirrored the
die entire Colonel's

stage for the Colonels' successful
weekend. The Wilkes soccer team
endured two goals which were
played back to back as they defeated
Lycoming College, Saturday and
Elmire College on Sunday.
Saturday's game was played in
spite of adverse weather conditions.
Heavy rain soaked the pitch, forcing
the Colonels to play a short
passing game.
The Colonels
limited their touches on the ball as
they passed quickly and accurately
around Lycoming. This style of

play worked perfectly, as the
opposing team tried desperately to
recover the ball.
Gerard Piazza initiated the
scoring for the Colonels as he
cracked a high shot from twenty
yards out His shot sailed over the
goalkeeper's hands and dropped
under the crossbar, giving the
Colonels an early lead.
The
Colonels were up 1-0; then it was
"Chooch's"
tum.
The
Senior/Captain owned the left side
of the
oal, as he beat the

Lycoming keeper twice on that
side. The latter of the two goals
was set up beautifully as a backheel
pass from Piazza. The ball squirted
through the defense and found
Tavaglione as he darted toward the
goal area.
The crossbar and a
heartfilled
effort
by
Chris
Shenefield put the icing on the cake
for the Colonels.
Shenefield
followed in his own shot and
finished off the scoring as Wilkes
enjoyed a 4-2 victory.
Sunda 's scoreline was not as

bountiful as Saturday's, but the
result remained the same. Mike
Lenczycki scored the lone goal off
an Andy Renner assist. Renner
penetrated the Blmira defense and
somehow managed to pass the ball
to Lenczycki who then walloped a
net-stretcher from close range.
The Wilkes Colonel's record is
6-2-1. Wilkes next home game
will
be
played
against
Elizabethtown on October 14 at
3:30.

ckers
back
•
•
w1nn1ng

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Colonels began the
playing on the road
y of Scranton. It
t game and both
ready to play.
half siarted with both
prcs~ure to the
ion of the ball
forth until finally
Before the first
IO an end they would

momentum.
o more goals
t. However,
low the Lady
out. With·
, the lady
I down field,
and Joyce Dait
I into the goal.
olonels returned
ay to host
1s game was
Lady Colonels'
ntinuall y applied
e goal until
y to surrender.
If Wilkes would
Kelly Wandel
r the stickers.
1ve in the goal
m Dait. Next

second. However,
ls were not done
ive offense. In
f Donna Vasquez
goals to her credit.
score to 5-0 and
tory for Wilkes.
defense also had an
They allowed no
the ball on
. This was due to

the efforts of Kim Cooper, Debbi
DeCeasar, Debbie Marquart an
Jane Zeller.
Saturday's
game
agains
Westley proved to be the most
exciting game of the season thus
far. Wilkes came out onto the field
ready to play, and play they would.
The first half began with
Wilkes taking the ball down the
field and continually applying
pressure to the goal. The lady
stickers took shot after shot after
shot until Vasquez finally scored.
Marquart was credited with the
assist. Wandel would bring the
score to 2-0 when she hit a rocket
into the back of the goal.
The second half proved to be
in Westley's favor, as they tied the
game at 2-2 to send it into
overtime.
The Wilkes offense
dominated the overtime period.
With only seconds left the Lady
Colonels were awarded a penalty
f1ick. Wandel would take it only to
get shut down by the goalie. The
game then went into double
overtime.
In the second overtime Wilkes
came out determined. The offense
showed patience as they looked for
a hole in the defense. With one
minute left in the period they would
find that hole. Martina Petrosky
took a pass from Wandel to score
the winning goal.
This was an impressive
victory for Wilkes. The defense
also deserved credit for the win. In
both overtime periods the defense
only allowed Westley to cross midfield twice. The entire defense
played
with
determination.
Outstanding performances were
given by Alisa Geller, Marquart,
DeCeasar, Cooper and Zeller.
This week the coaches and

Continued on page 10

•

Harriers gain
personal glories
'

by Tom Urso
On a soggy Saturday afternoon
in Kirby Park the harriers took on
Lycoming in a dual · meet. The
team score wasn't very encouraging
since it was a 23-36 loss. The
individual achievements, however,
were impressive as all members
improved upon their previous
times.
In the men's race Tom Urso
won in a battle to the finish. He
edged out his opponentby a mere
stride. He recorded a time of 28:26
which is a two minute imp-

rovement from his last course.
John Kline was next for the team in
fifth place as he too improved his
time by almost three minutes with
a 30:4 7 finish. The third Colonel
was Doug Lane in seventh place
with a time of 31 :07. 'Fhis was a
minute better than his last time. In
11th place was Tom Denne, who
improved upon his best time by
two minutes with a time of 32:00.
Closely behind him was Pete Huber
in 13th place with 32:39 time.
Huber knocked 30 seconds off his
best time.
For the Lady Colonels Linda

Siberini won the race, completing
the course. in 20:13. With this
time she set a new course record.
Siberini finished ahead of the next
place finisher by over two minutes.
The personal achievements in
this meet will be very encouraging
to all team members as they travel
to the Dickison Invitational on
Saturday October 10.
One unfortunate note about
this week is that Paul Miorelli was
put on the injured list with
tendonitis. Hopefully he will be
back running soon and healthy for
the Homecoming meet.

Members of the '87-'88 Wilkes Cross Country Team Top row: Linda Sibrini,
Huber, Doug
Lane,
Paul Miorelli,
Tom
McGuire (coach) Bottom row:
Keohane, Tom Urso, John Kline, Tom Devine

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by Bill Kem

WllK£S

Good teams find a way to win,
and with every game this is a
quality that the '87 Colonels poses.
Behind a punishing defense, and a
blocked punt by Jim Pyrah the
Colonels notched their third victory
of the season.
Moravian enjoyed good field
posistion the entire contest, but it
was big plays by the Colonel
defensive unit that kept Moravian
off the scoreboard. Moravian was
inside the Colonel 10 on two
different occassions. The frrst time
a four yard sack by linebacker Steve
Tehansky forced Moravian to try for
a 24 yard field goal which was
wide. The second time the Hounds
were inside the Colonel 10 all they
could do is go backwards on a
fourth and goal from the six.
Linebacker Roger Morgans stuffed
an option try to hault any chance
for a Moravian score.
The big play of the game was
Pyrah's blocked punt.
With
Moravian punting deep out of their
own territory Pyrah bust through
the Moravian line, blocked the
punt, and caught the ball in midair
to score on a five yard run. Shawn
Meagly's PAT was good and the
Colonels held a slim 7-0 lead at the
half.
In the second half the Colonel
offense had two drives haulted by
turnovers. On the first drive the

decision at
Council
meetir
Clyde Housekned
defunct committe
consisted of fo
students and fo1

WILKES
Saturday's hero!
Colonels drove to the Moravian 40
only to have an interception hault
the drive. In the fourth quarter the
Colonels
had
the
deepest
penetration into Moravian territory
only to have a fumble stop the
drive.
With
two
minutes
left
Moravian had its last crack at the
endzone, but as it had done the
whole game the Colonels stopped
Moravian , and the Colonels had
•heir third victory.

After last week's
Colonel defense ranks

MAC.

The Co

Moravian to 25 yards
recorded seven quart
Also after the Moraviall
Pyrah was awarded the
Coach Unsworth.
The Colonels will
for win number four
as they travel to East
battle Upsala.

committee was 1
contents of ne·
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They the
endations to th
uncil before any fim
the items were made.
privately owne
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President Christophe
money saved b
men and other cost
the college and it
Breiseth said th~
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in the vendinJ
that about 46 nev
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Volleyball team falls sho
by Kathy Harris
The
Wilkes
women's
volleyball team dropped their
overall record to 6-12 by losing to
Delaware Valley, Lebanon Valley
and Franklin and Marshall this
week. Their record in the MAC
now stands at 0-3.
On Thursday, Wilkes hosted
Delaware Valley, losing 1-3 (15-9,
13-15, 6-15, 8-15).
The Lady
Colonels had a total of seven aces,
38 kills and 13 digs. Linda Straface
shined with four aces, five kills and

five solo blocks.
Lisa Kravitz
added - two aces and seven kills,
while Theresa Ayers had six assists
and three kills.
Saturday, the team traveled to
Lebanon Valley to compete in a
doubleheader. Also competing was
Franklin and Marshall.
In the frrst game the Lady
Colonels lost to Lebanon Valley 12 (5-15, 15-11, 3-15). Ayers had
three of the team's eight kills. She
also had half of the team's six aces.
Kravitz added two aces and one kill.
Debbie Miller contributed one ace

and one kijJ while un
had two kills.
In the second c
and Marshall dcfeakd
Colonels 1-2 (10-15,
Wilkes totalled ten
and 31 kills. Mi
exceptional perfonn
digs, two kills and one
had ten kills while
added eight kills to
ca~se. Straface con
kills

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'ved about holding a

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                    <text>No. 5

ilkes Colle

5, 1987

mitlee
ommends
rette
ontinuation
1IS decision

at a
Council
meeting
Clyde Houseknecht,
the defunct committee,
consisted of five
students and four

the committee was to

er last
defense
The
n to 25

contents of new
ncs.
They then
endations to the
council before any final
the items were made.
new privately owned
di increase revenue,
., President Christopher
The money saved by
cmen and other costs
the college and its
Breiseth said that
suggested by a
m Philidelphia were
on target. He said that
poouclS are currently
in the vending
1111 that about 46 new
being ordered.
g to Jane Lampeof Student Affairs, the
unanimously" decided
sales in vending
discontinued. She said
as the current supply is
mochincs, they will not
-Groh said that the
recommended to the
cabinet that condoms be
tc machines placed

e second
shall defi

1-2 (10-15
malled ten
kills.
I al
perfo
kills and
kills w
ght kills
traface co

"discreetly" in every residence hall.
The recommendation was accepted
by the President's Cabinet
Houseknecht said that the
committee had two votes on
placing condoms in vending
machines. On the first vote, eight
were in favor of placing them in the
machines and three were against the
idea.
After someone suggested
placing separate condom dispensors
in dorm areas of least traffic, nine
voted in favor of the idea, one voted
against it, and there was one
abstension. He said 19 machines
were being added for this purpose.
Gene
Manganello,
who
oversees the operation of the
vending machines, said he was in
the process of researching the
machines.
Breiseth said that in times of
sexually transmitted diseases those
engaging in sexual activity must be
extremely cautious due to the lifethreatening risks. He said that in
response to the recommendation
made by the Surgeon General, he is
in favor of condom distribution.
Although condoms are only 70%
effective, he said that this is higher
than any other preventative method
except sexual abstinence (which
students should also be considering
as an alternative).
Breiseth said, "While tests are
not
conclusive ... casual
and
irresponsible activity is threatening
to yourself and others. We must
talk honestly about it. (About) two
million people are carrying AIDS.
If a cure is not found 1 all those
people will die."

MEMORIAL
BOONDOGGLE
Lest we forget what
WJ~rn and fOLU are.

A sign extolling the virtues of the bell tower was found hanging from the structure last Tuesday.

Changes
by Michelle Broton
Two weeks ago, a robbery
occurred on the third floor of Miner
Hall. An unidentified man entered
the unlocked room of a girl who is
a resident there. Since that time,
there have been some changes in
policy and attitude concerning
Miner Hall and other campus
dorms.
Mark Allen, Director of
Housing,
clarified
the
dorm
First and foremost,
policies.

approves bonfire
rolly will be held in the gym at the
light to discuss several same time. Due to problems with
ivcd about holding a cleaning up after last year's bon
In response to the fire, SG requests that everyone who
SG members decided to attends the event clean up any liller
ire at Ralston Field on left on the field.
At the regular meeting guest
0.:tober 22 at 9:30 p.m.
fire is subject to speaker. Dr. Clyde Houseknecht
if there is no field presented a report on the meetings .
1111 in case of ad verse of a special commillee to discuss
tions. If conditions what is to be sold in the new
for a bonfire, a pep vending machines on campus.

a special meeting

•

A fund request of $90 was
granted to the Senior Class to run a
bus from Wilkes to Scranton
University for the Employment
Fair on October 28. The bus will
hold about 40 students and
reservations can be made with Gene
Domzalski in the Career Services
Office.
In
other
business,
SG

Miner

ID

security has been notified that in
situations concerning the health or
well-being of a student, college
security is permitted to enter a dorm
without the presence of a resident
assist.ant. In addition, student desk
guards in Miner Hall were given a
review
of
college
policies
concerning guard responsibilities
and informed that persons who
neglect that duty will be dismissed.
The same holds true for desk guards
at Evans and Pickering Halls.
The RA's in Miner have said

that there has been a sudden and
noticeable change in the attitude of
residents within the hall. The main
hall doors on the 3rd and 5th floor
are now kept locked at all times.
These are the female floors, and one
RA said that the girls are afraid and
she understands why.
The Miner Hall incedent will,
hopefully, serve as a good reminder
that dorms are only as safe as the
residents make them.

In this is-iue. .
''Meet
the Pres" begins again.,,. .p. 4 · •·
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�October 15, 1987

P.AGll"TWO

Letters to the Editor

Editorial

Meet the
Prez--please
On October 20, the President of Wilkes College, Christopher
Breiseth, begins his "Meet the Prez" series. This program is designed to
give the student body a chance to meet and talk with the President in an
informal atmosphere. If there are any rare opportunities that we, as
students, should take advantage of during our college career, this is one
of them.
When one stops to consider the rash of changes that have been
occurring around campus with little or no forewarning given to the
student body by the administration, this chance to talk with the
President may very well enable students to become educated about issues
before they become issues.
Many times, students are kept in the dark about many vital issues-whether intentionally 01: _not.
Perhaps most notable are the
controversies currently surrounding university status and the core
curriculum. The average student at Wilkes rarely gets to have his or her
opinion considered until it is too late to be helpful. And although there
are student representatives on several academic committees, the same
few students seem always to be involved, leaving most students without
a voice in campus affairs.
I commend the President for giving the students the chance to talk
to him, to express their views, and to give him their input.
Communication lines must be kept open. However, the opportunity
will be lost if students do not show up. Last year, attendance was lower
than it should have been. This year, students should make the effort to
attend--and to attend informed. The better prepared the students are to
express their views, the more inclined the President will be to take those
views
seriously.
Granted, the President does not have to listen to these suggestions,
or even to use them. But when decisions are made on campus, at least
the President will realize that the students are interested and that if the
College makes a decision contrary to student opinion, it may be taking
a chance on adverse student reaction.
It seems that some administrators do not believe that the students
want to be involved in decision-making. I maintain that this is not the
case. The recent bell tower issue illustrates this. It seems to have been
a long time since anything sparked as much concern among students as
this issue did. Had the students been consulted before construction
began, perhaps these concerns could have been raised before it was too
late for students to do anything but complain.
The bell tower is a current problem, but some issues under
consideration, although not affecting current students, will have an
impact on future Wilkes sLUdents. We should care not only about what
goes on while we're here but also about the far-reaching implications of
any current decision. Sure, it may not matter what the core curriculum
is now; it will not change for us. But what about academic quality for
future students? We have to be concerned beyond the here and now.
Sure, a ten-minute meeting with the President is not going to
change the College overnight--it may not even change it at all-- but we
owe it to ourselves and to the quality of Wilkes College at least to try.

signed my name. Withholding it
just detracts ' from the credibility. I
still, however, stand firm on my
opinions.

·Crop Walk
Dear Editor:
On Sunday, October 11, I was
privileged to help at the Crop
Walk.
Not being able to be
involved in the actual walk, I was
helpful in signing people in before
the walk started, and also at the end
of the walk valiaating the walkers'
cards. A total of 309 people took
part in the walk.
A lesson that can be learned
from . this experience is that no
matter how incapable you are to do
one thing, you can always be of
assistance in some other way.
Arthur D. Scola

Response
Dear Marsha Howes:
I saw your recent letter to the
editor and I agree with you,
wholeheartedly.
It is true that I should have

Sincerely,
Korrie Everrett

May Peace prevail
The following letter was sent to
Mr. Richard Charles, vice president
of college advancement, by Chikae
Ishikawa, the person responsible for
bringing the Peace Pole !o Wilkes
College.
Dear Mr. Charles:
Thank you very kindly for
your letter of September IO and for
the beautiful picture. The Peace
Pole looks great on your campus
and the ceremony sounds wonderful
according to the program you sent
me.
We are very impressed by the
poem by Mr. Groh--"Quest For

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Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
News Editors -Kim Klimek
-Eddie Lupico
Sports Editors-Bill Kem
-Lisa Miller
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Ad Managers-Mark Shed\ock
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Advisor-Tom Bigler
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-Korrie Anne Everett
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-Donna Yedlock
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Contributing Writers: Bill Barber, Craig Larime, Wendy Shwed, David
Hassler, Tom Urso, Lenny Skursky, ·M.E. Evers, John Gordon, Kathy Harris,
Elizabeth Mazzullo, Marsha Howes, Karen Murphy, Tim Webster, Jeff Wilt,
Spike and Randy.

Contributing Photographer:

Lisa Miller

Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of the individual
writer and not of the publication or the College. Names may be withheld
from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor must be signed to
insure validity.

More letters on pa

The belltower-worthwhile after all
by M. E. Evers
I never thought I'd say this,
but it looks as if the construction
of the belltower might be worth the
money spent on that magnificent
edifice.
What, you say, have I lost my
mind?
A six-foot wide, 60-foot
high structure that, in my mind at
least, is vaguely reminiscent of a
giant, musical popsicle stick, a
worthwhile investment?
Sure. See, I think I've finally
figured out the true reason behind

its conception. Don't let them fool
you. It's not a memorial to honor a
distinguished alumnus. It's not part
of the campus beautification drive.
And it's not even meant as a
distraction to draw our attention
away from the fact that the old
gym's still standing--intact.
It's the College's latest weapon
in the fight to get students more
involved with their College.
A
weapon against apathy (if I dare
say the word).
You
see, the belltower
launched a brief, but quite spirited,

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est, a

for
ti

p
h
r.
ped J
y

eog
un

Pawn in their 2ame

protest movement Tue
Someone hung a large si
fence surrounding the
site. The sign said, '
Boondoggle / Lest we I
waste and folly are."
Sure, it didn't stay
longer than Tuesday nigh~
campus whose students
accused regularly of being
it's not bad. Not bad at

body
about
ms.
simp e
Form

gone b
like the
ntral ~
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in
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Peace." We might wrile
ceremony
in our
magazine, using the poem
picture of the peace pole.
give our best regard
gratitude to Mr. G
composing such an appr
beautiful poem for the
We sincere! y apprcciac
dedication for peace of the
hope that the peace
continue to remind many
pray for peace at all times.
I hope sometime in
future to be able to visit
College again to express
gratitude in person and to
peace pole standing p
peacefully on the camJXII.
God continue to bless yoo
people at the college
perfect Peace and Light
peace prevail on earth!

!I
/

tion and
in part of
Awarenes•
y at
College.

�We might
f
in
:, using
if the pe
r best r
to
1g such an
poem fo
cercly a
n for peace
at the p
to remind
x:ace at all

Igain to ex
in person
,le standing
y on the c
jnue to bles
.t the colle
eace and L"
vail on earth

riovement Tu
1e hung a large
irrounding the
1e sign said,
gle / Lest we ti
1folly are."
, it didn't stay
m Tuesday ni
11hose students
:!gularly of being
Id. Not bad at

PMIETHREE.

October 15, 1987

Opinion

The right to
bear arms

ce plan for Middle West
le West, a place of
suife for years, has
a plan for peace.
aworkable plan, maybe
plan does have some
ils favor.
It was
developed by people
, not by the U.S.A.,
any previous colonial
not have any effect
omics.
Most
sn't need masses
s to insure that it ·
as written by man,
'nd isn't perfect.
area is Central
beautiful region of
cute little cuddly
ing people--at
you see on TV.
I Geographic, the
Foundation, and
nobody seems to
about Central
blems.
is simple and is
er. Former third
vc revolutions and
dent. But then,
vc gone back and
Unlike the rest of
, Central America
touched by WWI or
as left in isolated
urope. The U.S.,
st of the world out
Doctorine, was
power to intervene.

COHOL
~RENESS

DAY
rink with
eans and
culty.''
are invited to
the
istration and
lty in part of
I Awareness
Day at
kesCollege.

pn

The doctorine basically said that no
percentage of aid is still the same.
foreign powers were allowed except The U.S.S.R. is sending 95%
ours. · Time after time, we sent military aid and the U.S. is sending
troops to fight for one cause or 60% military aid. By this new
another until most nations had a peace plan, only aid to dictators in
· handgun. There would no longer be
by Kim Klimek
strong dictator who was friendly to power will be allowed. This will
a "good cause" requirement before
the U.S.
cut all tunds for revolutions, but
The second amendment of cw· applying for a handgun permit - let
During the sixties, a new not for dictators.
Constitution gives everyone the alone going through proficiency
factor was added. The Soviets
. One of the conditions of the right of self defense. This is an testing. The new bill would also
gained a foothold in Cuba. While plan is to open the governments to issue which some NRA members lower the age requirement for a
the Monroe Doctrine kept out free elections and other democratic
push to the extreme and some handgun permit from 21 to 18 years
Russian troops, it couldn't keep out reforms. Another condition is to
citizens fail to address.
of age. It may even mean allowing
Cubans and Che Quevara.
get both sides of a conflict together
The right of self defense means handguns in a public school.
Today, we have communist and work out a compromise. A
I have a right to protect myself and '
A person has the privilege to
revolutions to replace riveling third condition is amnesty for all
you have a right to protect yourself drive. When he learns how to drive ·
colonels pulling coup d'etats as the rebels who laid down their arms.
using practically any method and demonstrates to an officer that
major cause of wars, and the cute All in all, a very good idea won its
possible.
In Florida, almost he can properly operate a vehicle,
little cuddly animals have been creator a Nobel Peace Prize.
anyone can walk around town with he is issued a driver's license. A
replaced by a new species of deadly
As a result of this plan, some a handgun in his holster or obtain a person who owns a handgun also
terror, the Latin American Guerilla.
cosmetic changes have occured. No permit for one.
Floridians in owns an operational piece of
That's the reason for the peace free open elections are scheduled, Panama City say this has been a equipment
plan. Its an attempt to eradicate but most people are blinded by
way of life regardless of the law.
This piece of equipment is
this deadly animal and get back the their hope of peace. This cosmetic
Presently,
a
person
in also potentially dangerous.
He
tourists. It was a good plan, but a change is enough to warrant cutting
Pennsylvania applying for a should have to demonstrate that he .
fla~ has been found.
of U.S. military aid to Central handgun permit must fill out forms knows how to use this piece of
In Nicaragua, one of the America.
which are sent to the state police, equipment properly before getting a
revolutions succeeded and another
Here's the flaw: Once the county sheriffs office and the permit. This is not taking away •
dictator took power. The U.S. and rebels have supposedly laid down
federal government. They must be anyone's freedom. It is simply
U.S.S.R. both have utilized this their arms and peace is gained,
21 years of age, demonstrate a insuring that before everyone is
fact for their own gain.
Both what's to stop the U.S.S.R. from "good cause" before applying and allowed to pruchase handguns
powers have sent billions of dollars continuing their expansion (they show ID with proof of age and which they intend to use in selfof aid to both sides of the struggle. - don't have Congress to report to)
residency.
defense, that they be required to
The U.S.S.R. sent 95% military and the Soviet dictators from
As required by Federal law, a show their skills.
aid and the U.S. (thanks to the having a purge, killing all person's background is reviewed for
A driver who hasn't been
Congress),
has
been
more opposition and making any true felony convictions, dishonorable taught to look in the rear view
humanitarian with only 60% freedom movements obsolete?
discharge, mental competence, U.S. mirror before crossing lanes may
military aid. But in this situation,
Maybe, with the Nobel Peace Citizen status and drug/alcohol hit the car beside him rather than go
the dictator is Soviet backed.
Prize, the writers should also get records before the permit may be around the car in front of him. A
In San Salvador, it is reversed.
the order of Lenin.
issued.
man who pulls out a pistol and
The dictator is U.S. backed. The
A more sensible procedure is attempts to hit a robber but shoots
required in New Jersey. A person his wife standing nearby is not
Pawn
must
also
be
fingerprinted, protecting himself. He is doing
Continued from p. 2
photographed, show proficiency in further harm.
not caring what happens here--made
weapon use and demonstrate a
Allowing such a bill which
their opinion known in terms that
"justifiable need" before a judge does not insure a certain amount of
were certainly not ambiguous.
will issue a permit. This seems safety in the use of handguns,
Wilkes students, in fact, seem
like a more logical procedure would only be dangerous instead of
to be expressing an increased social
because a person must first show beneficial. If a phrase inserted in
consciousness lately--and not only
that he knows how to use a weapon the bill made training a prerequisite
about the belltower, either. Last
before obtaining the license.
which anyone could go through
weekend's Crop Walk is another
The Pennsylvania handgun bill who was able to acquire a handgun
example: Wilkes students became
now in Congress, would make it under the Federal law, I'm sure
involved in an issue much broader · easier for individuals to purchase a everyone would feel a lot safer.
than the campus.
So there seems to be some ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ , q , , , . q , , q , , . q , , . q . ~ ~
hope that the dreadful spectre of ~
apathy on the Wilkes campus will ~
be defeated after all--eventually.
~
'
But just remember, if apathy
decreases, it won't be beca~ of the
Thursday
evening ' October 22 - Pep rally on
students. It'll have nothmg to do
.
.
with the students themselves, or~ Chase Lawn and announce~ent ofHomecommg
with their efforts to increase their § Court. Bonfire at Ralston Field at 9:30 pm.*
awarene~s of and involvement in § Friday, October 23 - Judging of Homecoming

H 0ffieC0ffi)fl2
• W ee ken d .
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camp~/:·the belltower's fault.

:Thursday,
Oct. 22

·Bonfire
----------..
ANNOUNCEMENT:
The Cooperative
• now
Education Office 1s
located on the 3rd floor of
Hollenback Hall.

Continued from p. 1

Vefl S

~ displays in aft~moon. ** _Dinner Dance at Genetti's

l

Best Western m the evenmg.
~
Saturday, October 24 - Football- Wilkes vs..
Lebanon Valley. Announcement of Homecommg
§
K~g and Quee~ a_t halftime.- Steve L~dsberg at the
Wilkes-Barre C1v1c Center m the evenmg.

t

J

discussed whether to. allow. the
entire student body or Jn st sem~
to
n_pminate
Homecommg
§. *In the event of rainy weather, or if a field is unavailable, a pep rally w·
.
candidates. On a 5:2: 1 vote, it was be held in the gym at the same time.
§
decided tliat the wholt; student body ** All dorms and organizations are eligible to win prizes for b edisplays.
:::Jt
should be allowed to nominate the
candidates.
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�PAGE FOUR

October 15, 198?

Walk benefits
hungry and
by Kim Klimek
,

On Sunday afternoon, over
300 people gathered in Kirby Park
to participate in the CROP
(Cristian Rural Oversees Program)
Walk. It was a damp 40 degrees and
a slight rain penetrated the clothing
of the participants.
Despite the unfavorable
weather conditions, most people
participating in the 10 kilometer (or
6.2 miles) Crop Walk were in
cheerful spirits. Many talked and
sang songs along the way.

President Christopher Breiseth welcomes all members of
the student body to attend his informal, informative "Meet the
Prez" sessions. Th~ first meeting is scheduled for Tuesday,
October 20, at 4 pm m Stark Lounge.
These meetings were started last year to allow students to
share their views and opinions with the administration. All
students are encouraged to attend to discuss topics of interest
or controversy affecting the Wilkes community. This is
probably the best opportunity to casually address campus
concerns and receive responses and/or alternative views from
the President.

A total of 27 students from
Wilkes College made up the largest
single contingent of Crop walkers,
according to Tony Vento, campus
minister.
Wilkes College President
Christopher Breiseth said he was
present at the beginning of the
event and pleased with the number
of students who participated. He
feels many students liked the
CROP Walk because they did not
have to identify with a particular

Beacon

opinion poll-condoms in · machines?
by Kim Klimek

The Beacon conducted a recent
informal (random) opinion poll on
installing vending machines for
condoms on campus.
The questions asked were What
do you think about installing new vending machines
for condoms? Would you be
for it or against it? and Why?
Lisa Kalinoski,
sophomore
International Studies major, said
she was in favor of the idea. She
said, "There should be an option for
someone who wants to use it."
Susan Harris, freshman, said,
"Its a good idea - to prevent
pregnancies."
Douglas
DeGroote,
Junior
Electrical Engineering major, said
he had no opinion but "It seems
like there could be qther places for
them."
Paula Cahill, freshman SpeechPathology major, approved of the
decision. She said,"Its a good idea
to have it in the school."
Mark Palanchi, sophomore
Political Science .major, was for it.
He said, "With all the diseases
going around - like AIDS, it is a
good idea and it is better for
preventing pregnancy.
Maybe
they'll just run down and get them
(condoms) if they need them."

Phil
Montuori,
freshman
computer science major said, "It
doesn't matter to me either way."
Linda Hoyson,
sophomore
Psychology. major said, "In the
dorms - yes - (and) somewhere
inconspicuous so they wouldn't
have to worry.
Ron
Miller,
sophomore
Computer Information Sciences
major, said he was in favor of the
installation "to save the embarassment lots of guys have. In the
store, getting embarrassed is more
of a possibility. If they use them
more, maybe things like AIDS and
the pregnancy rate will go down. "
Robby Peterson, bookstore
attendant, said "I don't really think
.it makes any difference. I think
they can get them anywhere. I
believe the reason they put them on
campus i:; to prevent the spread of
AIDS rather than birth control."
Joe Kanner, Director of Testing
Services, said "Neither.
Its a
question of where you need them.
If a student can't walk to the
bookstore, he shouldn't be able to
get the protection on campus.
Franck Darte, Education professor said, "Its fine. They sell
them everyplace else.
They're
helpful - for the health."
Jamal Ghoreishi, Assistant
Engineering professor, said he was

against it He said, "I think morally its wrong. We are not in the
business of selling condoms here,
but teaching them. There are much
more important things to pay
attention to."
·
"Gayle Nieczykowsky of the
Nursing department said she's in
favor of putting the machines in.
She said, "With all of the talk of
disease today, I think they
(students) should have access.
Some peole cannot talk to their
parents about it"
Dorothy Schlingman from the
History and Political Science and
the Speech, Communications and
Theater Arts departments, said she
was in favor of putting them in for
protection purposes .
Theresa Rudolph of· the Music
department said she was against it.
"I don't think it should be on
campus in vending machines. I'm
against extramarital sex. If you put
in that stuff, it makes it easier for
the students. I don't think its that
much of a protection (condoms)
against AIDS. I did see somewhere
that they are not all that effective.
Christopher Hall, Language and
Literature professor, said he was in
favor of installing the special
machines. He said, "I think it
could help prevent the spread of
AIDS. Its the sensible thing to do
to promote safe sex."

,

world
homele

college group. He said he realizes
that it is not easy for most college
students to think about those less
fortunate
when
they
are
concentrating on expanding their
individual freedoms.
According to Breiseth, the
experince of working with others
instead of working alone can also
be fun and rewarding. He said, "If
you have 50 people who really care
about what they are doing or even
10 who are determined, that's all it
would take to mobilize this
campus."
Gladys deLeon, student,
said she thought the CROP Walk
was very successful. She said, "I
thought it was worth it. It was 6.2
miles and it didn't seem that, even
if it was raining. A lot showed up
from the community--lots of
highschools, churches, colleges.
It was really good that despite the
bad weather, a lot of people showed
up anyway.
Joe Iannuzzi, student, said the
walk brought him a greater
awareness of world hunger. He said

cause because it was
could do to help ~
Iannuzzi said "if, as the
says, we're all equal,
must be wrong. Even
there are starving people.
The CROP Wait
sponsored locally each
Wyoming Valley ·
Churches in part of a
taking place all over
fight world hunger.
Walkers stopped at
check points which weie
and a half miles apart
went from Kirby Part,
Market Street Bridge·
Barre, and then acrol'S
Street Bridge to King
to Kirby Park again.
According to
first place winner who
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participate in the
came back in 35 min
said that about 50% of

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ips which could
your life

PAGE FIVE

Alcohol Awareness Week
•
upcoming
by Karen Murphy

made the sacri
se because it
Id do to help
mzzi said "if, as
,, we're all
,t be wrong. E
e are starving
The CROP
1sored locall
)ming Val
rches in p
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t world
kers stopped
:k points whi
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that about
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test- taking
unshavehe
coringJX&gt;w
fents. Weev
oereadyfor

ar too many accidents are
by young people who get
lhe wheel of a car thinking
fine. I only had a few beers."
misinfonnation is all lo often
This may be one reason
of all driving fatalities are
by drunk drivers and why
ds of all those arrested for
Jll.lt had a few beers."
These common sense college
tips may also save lives
lhe school year:
Don't drive after your next
party or happy hour r you've had beer, wine or
spirits. One American dies
alcohol-related traffic accident
35 minutes. IL is better to
an extra mile or spend the
a1 a friend's than to risk
lives on the road.
Eat something -- never
on an empty stomach. Eat
you go to a party, eat while
!here. Solid food like cheese
slow down ath alcohol
·on rate. If you're throwing
, serve lots of munchies and
of mixers.
3. Don't be pushed into
gmore than you can handle
b't pressure your friends to
.., with you. Everyone has an
tolerance.
Let your
ia:e themselves.
4. Keep a watchful

The week of October 19-25 is
Cocktails should contain no more
·
National
Alcohol Awareness Week.
than 1 1/4 ounces of ·distilled
This
is
the
week to become aware
spmts.
Wine . is commonly no
more than a 5 ounce serving and a of the effects of alcohol.
Most weekend nights, we all
typical serving of beer is 12
see
what
happens to people when
ounces. If you're mixing your own
they
drink
alcohol or when they are
drink use a shot glass to measure
around those who do. In general,
the liquor.
5. Know yourself and your we see people become rowdy, loud,
mood.
If you rarely drink, emotional and sometimes dangerous
chugging a few beers will affect to themselves or others. We all
you faster than it would affect know that drinking can be fun and
someone who is accustomed to most people like to drink. But
drinking.
Your mood can also when a person drinks too much and
influence th way you react to a for the wrong reasons, no one has
drink. If you're depressed over a fun.
Many people ask if there is an
test, drinking will depress you
alcohol
problem at Wilkes College.
further.
No
one
knows if there is a serious
Here are some common and
dangerous myths about alcohol that problem or if incidents such as
vandalism, fights, or car acciden~
should be dispelled:
are
isolated occurances.
Myth #1. You can pace
Whether or not these incidents
yourself by switching from liquor
to beer bf wine. Wrong. You are isolated, the students of Wilkes
consume the same amount of College should be aware of the
alcohol -- and can get just as drunk - effoct.s of alcohol.
Alcohol affects a person's
- from common servings of beer,
behavior. This does not m~n just
wine and liquor.
Myth #2. Coffee can sober heavy drinking, even mcderate
you up if you're drund. Wrong drinking causes some changes in
again. Coffee may wake you up, behavior. It makes people less
but it won't sober you up. If you inhibited, more self-destruct, ,e,
drink one too many and then have a moody,andcancausescveredepre!&gt;.~-.
dup of coffee and drive, you are just ion.
Alcohol impairs the functions
a wide-awake drunk behind the
wheel. Also, taking a cold shower of the Central Nervous System
won't do the trick either. That's which causes poor vision, loss of
only going to make you a wet coordination, memory loss, loss of
sensation, hallucinations, and brain
drunk.
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ulcers, cirrosis and kidney failure. University Students) chapter on
Heart disease has also resulted from Campus.
alcohol. These :\il::--el'\~ '.lfe caused
They do not advocate a "dry
by unr&lt;;sponsible drinking and not campus." All they want is a safe
by having one or two drinks. But, campus. Anyone having questions
if a person drinks one or two drinks may call Mark Sowcik, campus
a day because he or she needs them counS-elor, at extension 281 or call
to to get through the day, it is a the local Alcoholics Anonomyous
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PAGE SIX

Catalog complaints
by Marsha Howes

writing a short story. Some people
curl up in their favorite chair and
Ordinarily I am not home read a book for relaxation. I curl up
when the mail carrier delivers the on my chaise lounge and daydream
mail. If I am, I hide because I am as I page through a catalog. I never
embarrassed. Our house is located imagined there were so many kinds
near the mail route's end, so the of catalogs. In just one hour I
carrier must lug the mail we receive discovered I could order an alpaca
nearly one-quarter of a mile. I sweater
from
Peruvian
would not suffer guilt if the mail Connectionns; an all-night flight
included a driver's license, a tax suit from
Banana Republic;
refund, or a letter from my son. essential perfume oils from The
Instead, it is catalogs. Exactly why Body Shop;
elegant personal
we are on over one hundred catalog stationary from Day-Timers; exotic
mailing lists mystifies me. True, kiwi from Pinnacle Orchards;
we order some catalog items, but veggies for juggling from Signals;
not enough to excuse the number of silk pajamas from
Victoria's
catalogs we receive. One hundred Secrets; chinese snow peas from
catalogs sent out over a year's time Burpee Gardens; and hiking boots
equals one delivered every three to from LL. Bean. My American
four days. However, most catalog Express credit card would be my
companies send four to six a year, access to a quick order. Why, I
so that could equal four hundred to could have these items in two
six hundred catalogs in one year! weeks or less, shipped promptly by
My embarrassment and worry are United Parcel Post. What ease and
understandable. I fear our mail comfort to relax in my chaise
carrier may sue for a permanently lounge and order all I desire.
lowered shoulder, caused by
Screeching brakes interupted
carrying too many catalogs.
my catalog daydreaming:
The
Once the catalogs arrive it garbage truck arrived too early--I
seems a shame not to look through had planned to sneak a bag of
them.
They provide a break discarded catalogs into the trash can
between reading 'The Prince" and before the garbage men drove up

my street. The garbage men used
to eagerly grab any and all trash set
along the curb; that was before the
landfill cns1s.
Now, they
grudgingly take ,only four bags,
charging twenty dollars per week-the quarterly price one year ago.
Unable to risk hostile looks and
words.I decided to put the trash bag
filled with discarded .catalogs aside
until next week, especially as it
was number five.
Carrying the heavy trash bag, I
recalled reading in U.S. News and
World Report, that "each household
in the U.S. chums out a ton of
trash a year." Catalogs continue to
add to the average household trash
output. What is to be done to avert
a garbage crisis that threatens to
overwhelm
citizens
and
communities around the country?
In August, I sent postcards to thirty
catalog companies asking them to
remove my name from their
mailing lists. Two months later
my mailbox continues to be
overloaded with catalogs. It is time
catalog companies do their part in
the trash crisis. Stop sending all
those catalogs!

The great
give-away

by Korrie Anne Everett
On Friday, October 9, Wilkes

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -1 College was treated to a special

brand of humor which can only be
summed up as "Tim Cavanaugh."
Tim was funny, wierd,
entertaining and altogether unlike
any other comedian Wilkes has seen
for a while!
We were treated to jokes,
songs (of Dr. Demento fame), and
a special audience participation,
which included the "GreatGiftGiveAway"
The prizes were such
oddities as a zipper, an "Alf'
coloring book, a bag of prunes, a
can of pork and beans, and a turkey
baster! Tin then conducted a group
sing-along, leading the audi&lt;'~r:P

through such songs as "I W
Kiss Her (But She Woul
Me),""l Million Boules of
and "C'Mon, Drink Up, C
Di." We also got to
special friend, Raymond ire
Tim Cavanaugh was
the beuer comedians w·
seen in a while (unlike soch
Bob Garner and the "Chi
Limits").
entertaining without de ·
into the usual college-slllll
we've been , •itness to inthe
Three
cheers to
Cavanaugh. \ 'c hope to
_ such en tertaini. g shows
our
way, co 1rtesy Ii
Programming boai.l

Betsy Condron ope
faculty lectures
by Korrie Anne Everett

Murder, intrigue and revenge
are part of the Season Opener for
Showcase Theatre of Wilkes-Barre.
The
production,
"Someone
Waiting," a melodrama by Emlyn
Williams, will be performed at the
Dorothy Dickson Darte Center fot
the Performing Arts, campus of
Wilkes College... October 15 thru
Sunday, October 18.
All
performences will be at 8:00 p.m.

The production is bemg
directed by Sylvia Sabol of WilkesBarre and it will be done three-sided
arena...with audience seated on
stage.
Shown above in a scene are,
from left: Els Mariano, Michael
Androvich, and Mark Finkelstein.
Advance reservations are being
encouraged for "Someone Waiting,"
because of limited seating due to

arena-style
presentation.
Reservations can be made by
calling Showcase Theatre of Mrs.
Charles F. Hensley, 146 Madison
St., Wilkes-Barre (823-5266).

The first installment of the
faculty seminar lectures was
successful.
Given by Betsy
Condron, the director of community
relations at Wilkes College, it was
informative and interesting.
Mrs. Condron spoke of many
of the houses here on camJ?US, such
as
Sterling,
Weiss,
Waller,

McClintock, and Bedford
and their arci;\itecture and h'
the families that lived in !hem.
Her presentation incl
slide show that brought us
through time to see the h
they were many years ago.
The lecture was exec
architecture students, history
anJ laymen alike.

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women she'd
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October 15, 1987

ent :Perspectives

•

ow odd

IS

Leo

my Odd-yssey?

Penelope doesn't even get upset it were. She's pissed, she's got a .
about those seven years with Circe. boyfriend on the side and she wants
Doe.s that make any sense? You revenge all at the same time.
show me a woman who says "Oh, Sound more like it? You bet. You
seven years on an island with a try coming home from the war with
goddess, that's nice dear... " and I'll another woman. One who runs
show you a woman who'll inflate around the house going "Aiieee,
condoms with helium for party Aiieee!" A basket case on legs,
favors.
right? A walking banana. You see
Let's look at the facts.
I how far that gets you. You go
mean, here he comes, the old liar, crawl in the tub and tell your old
and he gets almost home. There he lady to fix up the guest room. Go
is within earshot practically, and ahead, try it. We're talking total
whoops, the gods blow him right mayhem here.
out to sea again. Uh-huh. Sure.
But Penelope--ah, the noble
· I've tried that line myself and I'm wife! This gal is so blind she can't
here to tell you, it just doesn't even recognize Odysseus--just
work. "Honey, I was on my way because he's dressed like a bum.
up the steps when this big wind Come on.
Picture yourself on
came along and blew me right down Sunday: raggy jeans, two days
the street into the bar." See how growth on your chin and beer stains
farthat will get you. Two black on your tee shirt. I guarantee your
eyes and a locked bedroom door I'll girlfriend could pick you out of a
bet you. But Penelope, she's just line-up with one eye shut!
glad to have her man home. What's
No, well-rounded or not, it
twenty years, give or take? Come would take more than Coleridge to
to think of it, Penelope may be the suspend my disbelief on this one.
reason we have Women's Lib today. Here comes old Odysseus, twenty
For another thing, Penelope years late, dressed like a bum,
has the whole castle to herself, a spouting pure bull, shooting arrows
hundred and twenty rogues, hunks, through ax handles and we're
and minor royalty camped out in supposed to buy it? I mean, what's
the living room, and Homer would an education supposed to be for if
have us believe that she never got not to cut through the crap and get
curious, not even once, for an illicit to the core?
romp in that old oak bed? Get real.
No, you go wading through
Either she's the one that outsmarted the Mediterranean with Ody and the
Odysseus, or she had the longest Crew if you want to. Me, I'm
headache in history.
going to concentrate on some juicy
Now,
you
give
me catalytic
hydroginations
over
Clytaemenstra any day. There's a platinum metals. And get a good
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renaissance man and
conversent ..in science,
11d the arts. So along the
all end up in English 151.
fine.
I figure Kurt
J.D. Salinger and maybe
Milne. Right? Wrong!
·ng some 3,000 year old
Homer.
, consider The Iliad. I can
fully why it is important
into our armor and trudge
Troy. Really I can. But
comes to The 0dyssey--my
· "willing suspension
·er' goes right out the
I mean, let's face it, the
bas to be the biggest lie
ever told his wife as to
late getting home.
come on, Penelope, just
of this elaborate fish tale
willing to swallow? The
n trout, it would appear,
squiggling. I mean, if I
home and told my lady
I'd been detained by a onewho ate two of my men
she'd chalk it up to
!fl said I'd lashed myself to
so I wouldn't be distracted
women she'd know I
. There hasn't been a
yet that I've been able to
If to the mast over. No,
I'd been drinking and

bar.
not ,!en~pe~ ,lfel,h_

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PAGE SEVEN

eacon at the movies

i Don't waste your time
~corts are needeC:
the annual Mary :
t t 3 O'Clock'
College Symphonyl a
The date of the
Formal dance
is
her 20th, and itf
by John Gordon
run from 9:00pm tOII
Your date will:
What do you get when a
for the ball tkkJ movie focuses on a high school kid
ich will cover
who looks like Beaver Cleaver?
type meal ancJ; Probably one of the worst movies
from local Top 4(C of the fall. "3 O' c .lock ~gh" is
Calibre. You wilI; extremely low--low m actmg, low
your dates at thel in laughs, and low in plot. In fact,
at Marywood,• the only time you'll laugh is when
is a predom-•■ you've come to rea1·Ize th at you
female populated: have spent ·$4.50 on this horrible
in Scranton. Non-! film.
applicants need I
.In "3 O' Cloe~ I:Iigh" the main
apply! Applications• plot Is a fight, thats It! Buddy, the
vailable in the Res-: high school tough guy, meets
Life and Student: Jerry, the class wimp. A scenario
•·es Offices
For-: of encounters between the two
information call: : follows, leading to the three o'
e Mazak-- 1-489- :c1ock showdown after school.

a:

• Newcomer Casey Siemaszko gives

i a credible performance as the kid

■t■ - ■ • ■ • ■ -•••• ••• • • who's going to lose all of his teeth.

The rest ·of the acting leaves a lot to
be desired.
The preview for this film
makes "3 O' Clock High" look
really good; that's what I believed
at least, but believe me, don't waste
your money on "3 O'Clock High!"

THE ,GRADE
ACTING .......2.0
MUSIC ....... 1.0
STORY....... 0.5
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John Gordon's reviews appear
weekly and are his own opinions.
John can also be seen on Wilkes
TV WCT on the monitors in Stark
Lobby, 11 am and 12 pm.

you're in for it
Aries- How'd it go this week? Not so good,
huh?
But, don't give up!
You're
a little
rambunctious; something has to turn up this
week.
Cancer- Did you like your week or what?
After all of the $%#@ dumped in your lap last
month, you were bound to make out good. If
you're still depressed STOP IT!! SMILE!!!
Virgo- You might lose your grip on
organization.
You think that everything is
done, but there might be something very
important and forgotten that is sneaking up on
you.
LeoYou're in for it this week. I don't know
what you did, but you're sure in for it. Please
find out what it is before it is too late.
Sagittarius- Happy Week!!! for you and you
deserve it.
Snuggle up to someone you love
and enjoy the ride.
Capricorn - Be serious please! You're in
college now and have to be -mature. Being able
to keep the heart of a child is great, but you
have to know when to draw the line.
Taurus - You can come out now, the onslaught
is over. Dig yourself out and start again. But,
get off on your best foot this time because
good things are coming.
Scorpio- Someone you love is unhappy and
needs you, so don't turn your back on them .
They were there for you, so be there for them.
Libra- Don't sweat the small stuff.
Little
things shouldn't bog you down . There are a
lot of worse things that could happen to you.
It's a lot better than BIG PROBLEMS!
Gemini- Be prepared for a rude awakening,
-you have been dancing on thin ice and it's
going to crack. Watch out, the water is deep
and cold.
Aquarius- "Opposite gender problems?" Just
remember you can't live with them and you
can't live without them.
Pisces- Cheer up, you are in for Happy
week. But if you refuse to cheer up,
this is
your last chance so cheer up or face the
consquesnces!!!!!

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October 15, 1987

Mel Powell: Music and Watercolo
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Afternoon of music
by Tim Webster and Jeff Wilt

Before the intennission, the
audience was given an unbelievable
On Saturday, October 10th, opportunity; The composer and the
the Dorothy Dickson Darte Center performers took the stage for a
for the Perfonning Arts was alive question and answer session with
with the music of one of this the audience.
country's greatest and most diverse
After
intenn1ss1on,
Mel
composer/perfonners.
within a Powell , Bob Wilbur, and Chuck
time span of only two hours, the Riggs took the stage in a playful
audience was treated to both session of jazz improvisation. The
twentieth century classical music piano, clarinet, and drum set combo
and
popular
swing
jazz played swing-feel jazz.
Powell
improvisations.
showed the audience that his years
Next on the program was away from the jazz idiom had no
Judith Bettina, performing "Strand effect on his performance. The
Settings." This piece was a vocal entire concert was excellent and the
solo with electronic music as the audience can be thankful for the
accompaniment. In the last section opportunity to experience it.
there are two voices on tape and ,
- The concert began with the
Miss Bettina's live voice.
The "Composer's
String
Quartet"
intermixing of the three voices was performing Powell's string quartet.
hypnotic, eerie and very beautiful.
Powell complimented them by

saying that "every serious twentieth
century composer dreams of having
the "Composer's String Quartet"
perform his works."
Before the actual performance of
the quartet, Powell had each
member play a small portion of the
opening. the piece was made up of
four individual parts, that were
separate entities in themselves, but
when they were put together, they
meshed into a complete work of
genius. It started as a mass of
intricate rhythms and tapered to
unison
lines with a short
restatement of the opening into the
ending of one solitary note on the
first violin.
It was an excellent way to
spend an afternoon and a real treat
fot those who attended.

'' R.E.M.arkable '' Powell at Sordoni
by Spike and Randy
This week's album review is a
long awaited release by R.E.M.:
their new album "Document" on
I.R.S. records.
R.E.M.'s last
album "Life's Rich Pagent" brought
the group a lot of well deserved
airplay even on mainstream rock
stations.
I (Spike) was anxious to see if
the group would keep a succes&amp;[ul
commercial sound or return to an
earliersound. I(Randy)encouraged
Spike to listen to the album, and I
assured Spike that the album was
not commercial but a true R.E.M.
sound.
The American release, "The
One I Love" has a pop sounding
twist to it, but don't fret, that
single doesn't represent the whole
album. In fact, in the U.K., where
the sound R.E.M. speaks for itself,
a different single, "It's The End of
the World As We Know It (But I

As part of the "Celebration of
Music and Art III," the Sordoni Art
Gallery of Wilkes College opened
an exhibit entitled, "Mel Powell:
Watercolors" at 1 p.m., Sunday,
October 11. The third in a series of
exhibits that explores the theme of
musicians
as
visual
artists,
"Watercolors" is the first public
exhibit of the atrwork of Powell,
the noted jazz and classical
musician who appeared in concert at
the College's Darte Center on
Saturday, October 10. The exhibit
will remain in the Gallery through
Sunday, November 8, and is open
to the public, free of charge.
Powell began his rise to fame
in the jazz world at the age of
eighteen, as a member of the Benny
Goodman Orchestra. Throughout
the thirties and forties, his name
was as recognized as those of
Goodman, Glen Miller, Teddy
Wilson and Count Basie.
He

Feel Fine)," backed with a version
of "The One I Love" entitled "This
One Goes Out," was rel~~The album was released
August 31 and only one m..:nth
later the album has received mu.;~
airplay besides the two singles,
including "The First Worksong"
and "Welcome To The Occupation.''
Also, look for "Strange" which is a
song by the group "Wire" that was
covered frequently on the "Life's
Rich Pagent" tour.
I (Spike), at first, was
apprehensive about the album, but
only one listen to it completely
swayed my outlook and I must rate
this album first rate. I (Randy)
simply see "Document" as a truly
R.E.M.arkable album!
R.E.M. is currently on tour
with 10,000 Maniacs. Listen for
them on the "Spike and Randy
Show" this week for an exclusive,
interview! It's all happening on .
New Music 91 this Sunday.

"Scruffy the Cat"
by Don &amp;Ed
"Tiny Days" is the title of
Scruffy the Cat's first full-length
album, but I foresee big days for
this New Jersey based band. Their
first album, entitled "High Octane
Revival," was a six song E.P. It
featured great songs such as "Tiger,
Tiger," "40 Days &amp; 40 Nights,"
and
my
personal
favorite,
"Happiness T o Go." I enjoyed the
first album very much and the
second album is just as good if not
better.
Scruffy the Cat has an up-beat
rock sound which is found in songs

such as, "My Baby, She's All
Right," "Upside Down," and
"Never Never." Then they slow
down the tempo with songs such
as, "Hello Angel,"
and "Time
Never Forgets.''
Not only does Scruffy the Cat
use the basic guitar, bass, and
drums, but it adds some things like
the banjo, harmonica, and accordian
which gives it a unique, bar band
sound.
I expect a lot more great
albums from this up and coming
New Jersey band. If you enjoy the
nilly-gritty sounds of basic rock,
then Scruffy the Cat is the cat's
meow!

recorded his own compositions as a watercolors he has prod
headliner and with the Benny completed during that ti~
Goodman Orchestra, and during O'Ncal, guest curator
characterizes
World War II, played in and directed exhibit,
the Glen Miller Army Air Force works as "small, extremely
Band. Then, in the late forties, opumisuc,
completely
Powell began classical studies at representational, untitlal
Yale University under noted improvisational in nature."
composer Paul Hindemeth.
The watercolors of Md
Over the next forty years, have never before been
Powell established himself as a publicly. Two were used •
performer, composer, and teacher of for his albums, but the o
classical music.
He became a ' remained in the po
member of the faculty and later Powell and his close fri
chairman of composition at Yale, now.
leaving in the late sixties to
Gallery hours for the
become the head of the Music
are Monday through Friday
Department at the California p.m. and Thursday evenin
Institute of the Arts (Cal Arts). In
p.m.; Saturday 10 a.m. to
1p72, he assumed the position of and Sunday 1 Lo 5 p.m. Fir
ptovost of the Institute.
information, contact the
It was during his tenure as
Art Gallery at Wilkes Col
provost, from 1972 to 1976, that 4651, ext. 388.
Powell began to experiment with
watercolors. In fact, all of the

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October 15, 1987

medy with a point"

Sl"IEVIE ~rDESIBERG
to appear
at

IK!IRIBY CIENrlEIR
for 40th Annual Homecoming Weekend
The Wilkes College Alumni Association
and
Student Alumni Association
is sponsoring the appearance
on
October 24, 1987
at 8pm
Tickets can be obtained
through the
Wilkes Alumni Office
at
146 South River Street
or by calling:
824-4651, ext. 325

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goals.
The eight female characters
are played by; Michele Broton as
the Woman with Notebook, Chris
Brannock as the Woman in Safari
Outfit, Laura Hermann (King's
College) as the Woman in Avatrix
Outfit, Andrea Kocerha as the
Woman who Plays Records, Dawn
Meyer as the Girl in the Gossamer
Dress, Maureen O'Hara as th e

hears the term
' he or she
group of people
laying violins.
This "Chamber
a group of
up of studentd actors. The
and two men in
's play, "Chamber
Woman with the Gavel, Melissa
iq,resenting characters
Seay as the Woman in Armor, and
institution.
The . Kyra Zaharchuk as the Woman in
ering from delusions
Queenly Spanish Garb. The male
and they "believe characters are played by Robert
be famous historical Johansen as the Assistant and
The play itself is about David Zimmerman as the Man in
of the modem woman
·ons one's own White.
All the cast members have
ii usually deals with been "working very hard" says
lid the problems of Michelle Palmieri, the student
11t 1rying to reach their director.
Michelle is a senior

Theatre Arts major and this play is
a project for her Senior Workshopa class which consists of learning
set and costume designing, lighting
techniques and directing.
"Chamber Music" is an
interesting and serious play with a
twist of dark humor. Everyone is
urged to attend. The show runs for
d th
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performance dates are Friday and
Saturday, October 23 &amp; 24 a'
8:00. 1t will be appearing in th,
CPA and admission is free for
students with I.D.

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October 15, 1987

Sophomore jinx
Dear Editor:
As a member of the
sophomore class, it came to my
attention that I was not able to vote
for a sophomore class representative.
After further investigation of the issue I found out
what the reason was--they had not
decided whether or not to let the six
candidates run for representative.
The reason for some of these
candidates not being able to run is
that they broke a rule that states
candidates are not supposed to
mimeograph. What is the definition of mimeograpn? I am sure
many of you out there now are
scratching your heads and saying,
"mimeograph?" just as I did.
To ease my mind I looked and
I'm sure to ease many others, I
looked it up in the dictionary, and
this is what I found: a printing
device in which a waxed paper _
stencil cut by a typewriter or
stylus, rotates on a drum, ink from
which penetrates ... .etc. I do not
wish to bore you with details (as I
probably
already
have).
Now this is what some of- the
candidates did to get themselves
disqualified. They used computer
printouts which were considered to
be mimeogrpahs. I do not see any
correlation brtween these words at
all. It is a stupid rule that says that
the candidates are not able to .use
the computer. The reason for this
is that the computer room is open
for everybody's use and even if you
did not know how to use the
computer, there is always someone
there to show you how to use it.
Well, now that I have gotten that
off of the top of my head, I will
thank you for reading my views.

Thanks,
Tara Haas
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by Kathy Harris
Colonels began the
ing to Lycoming on
an MAC contest. It
though the Jtickers
beginning of the first
, after a hardshot by
l'rom a comer hit, the
1-0. Despite efforts
offense and defense

In this week's action, the
Wilkes women's volleyball team
recorded two losses. Their record
now stands at 7-12. They improved
their MAC record to 1-3.
On
Saturday,
the Lady
Colonels hosted FDU-Madison.
The Colonels recorded the win, 3-1
(14-16, 15-13, 15-5, 15-12). No
other statistics were available at
press time.
Monday, October 12 the Lady
Colonels traveled to Marywood to
compete in a doubleheader with
Marywood and Allentown. In the
first game of the tournament
Allentown defeated Wilkes 1-2 (15-

mbcd to a devas. This marks the
loss for the lady

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the Juniata Indians.
a definite difference in
spirits and abilities to
ieam. The defensive
de1ermined to feed the
ers, who succeeded in
llelllpts to take the ball
However, the score was
lhe end of the first half.
fought what seemed
less struggle towards
the score remained 0-0
of the second half. The
ued Lhrough two ten
time periods of intense
ht hockey. The game
without a score, but
complimented the
bers for their perdhard work throughout
defense was lead by an
performance from Kim
consistantly exhibited
the sweeper position.
bd trio of Debbie

I scored until I started
• Purcell had another
to celebrate on! y
as he recorded his
of the game. John
t composure as he
die ball under his body,
• the opposing keeper,
a powerful shot into
er of the goal. The
for the Colonels was
Mike Lenczycki. Paul
lifted a pass over the
backs as Lenczycki
,die ball and placed his
left side of the goal.
oncls' record is now 7out and support the
attempt to better their
. Wilkes will host

Saturday at 2:00.

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Donna Vasquez puts on the "D".
Marquart, Debbie Decesare and
Jane Zeller also contributed to a
good defensive day. The forward
line and the midfield combined to
form a strong attack with numerous
attempts at scoring from Kelly
Wandel, Sue Dicton and Donna
Vasquez.
Once again the Lady Colonels
are to be commended for their
endurance and perseverance in
Saturday's game. As cosen by the
coaches and captains, this week's
Player of the Week honor is shared
by Kim Cooper and Tara Haas.
Cooper is a senior captain and is
the starting sweeper.
Haas, a

sophomore, is a starting forward.
Cooper and Haas have been great
assets to the team and are especially
complimented on their play in last
weeks' games.
On Wednesday, October 14th
Lady Colonels made the trip t
Messiah for their final away gam
of the season. This was the team's
last MAC bout for the year. The
Lady Colonels host Cortland State
Friday, October 16. Game time is
scheduled for 4:00 p.m. The lady
stickers appreciate the encouraging
fans and look forward to your loyal
support as their 1987 season winds
down.

16-18,

15-2).

The

Colonels recorded eight aces, 33
attacks, and 80 digs. Debbie Miller
shined with 24 digs, while Linda
Straface had three aces and nine
attacks. There1.a Ayers recorded
two aces and Lisa Kravitz added 12
attacks in the losing cause.
In the second game Wilkes
lost to Marywood 0-2 (11-15, 815). The Lady Colonels recorded
five aces, seven attacks and 37 digs.
Kravitz had three of the team's aces,
while Straface had 13 digs. Miller
added eight of her own to aid the
cause.
The Lady Colonels' next game
is on Saturday when they host
Susquehanna. Game time is 11 :00
a.m.

Lady

Women hooters
upended by
Dickinson

Siberini, Urso set
personal records in
Dickirison meet
by Tom Urso

87 competitors. He recorded a time
of 28:21 in finishing the course.
The next runner across the line for
the Colonels was John Kline with a
time of 30:52. Doug Lane, Tom
Devine, and Pete Huber followed.
The team competed at their
home course Wednesday afternoon
against Albri ht

Saturday, October 10 the cross
country team traveled to Carlisle,
PA to participate in the Dickinson
Jonine Petras fights for position.
Invitational.
The weather on
1---------------------------Saturday was a pleasant surprise to
The Wilkes College Women's soccer team returned home Saturday
most people, but it was a
after a disappointing series of away games. The Lady Colonels hosted
disappointing occurancefor most of
Dickinson at RalS ton Field. Dcsp.-te losing 0-8, the lady hooters played
the harriers. All of the cold weather ~-=----......_-"-___..;...____ a strong game. The team in iL freshman season put on a good
last week made it difficult to run
defensive battle with Dickinson.
well in Saturday's heat.
Sport Fact
Junior Suzanne Payne started at 1?;oalie, filling in for the injured
There is a good side to this
Lori Trombetta. Payne recorded 27 saves for the Lady Colonels.
story, though, as both L1.nda
Th f'
Sophomore Kathy Malloy and freshman i!~ather Chelpaty turned in fine
e rrst televised World
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Siberini and Tom Urso set personal
S .
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enes was the 194 7 match up
c
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records. Siberini received a medal
between the New York Yankees
aryn _tasco and Kelly Cota tur, ed in
good offensive
for finishing 13th out of 86
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performances. Despite being winless the teai.. is improving upon their
an
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won,
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Sunda y, October 25.

�Wilkes College

Vol.XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 6

18766

October 15, 1987

Colonel of
the week

W\lKt..

Wilkes downs U psal
It wasn't pretty, but it was a
win. After jumping out to a 14-0
lead, the Colonels made an apparent
blow-out into a close.
The Colonels on their first
possession wasted no time in
hitting paydirt, as Carl DeLuca hit
Tony DiGrazia on a 34-yard scoring
strike. Shawn Meagley's PAT was
good and the Colonels jumped out
to a 7-0 lead.
The Colonel defense stuffed
Upsala for the second time and the
Colonels were back in business. A
roughing the kicker penalty gave
the Colonels great field position at
midfield.
Once again DeLuca
hooked up with DiGrazia for his
second touchdown of the game.
Meagley's kick was good and the
Colonels had a quick 14-0 lead.
At this point i~ the game
Wilkes was on the verge of
blowing out the Vikings.
But

turnovers by the Wilkes offense
gave the Vikings new life, and
Upsala scored its first points of the
game on a Tony Carmilio 29-yard
run. The PAT was good and Upsala
cut the Colonel lead to 14-7. There
was no further scoring and the
Colonels went into the lockerroom
wondering what could have been.
With the start of the second
half the Colonel offense continued
to gain yardage.
The Colonel
offense rolled up 460 yards on the
day. But mistakes and turnovers
halted the Colonels from putting
any points on the board.
After a scoreless third quarter
Upsala struck again as Carmino
scored his second touchdown of the
game, this time on a 66-yard
touchdown run. The all important
extra point was no good- and the
Colonels held a slim 14-13 lead.

At this point the
offense got serious. w·
offensive line of Bum,
Feldusen, Cargin, and S
running backs Courtney M
and Dean Am bosie found
holes in the Viking defensi
The drive ended with
throwing his third touchd0111
of the game, this time IO
Harrison. Meagley's boot w

and the Colonels held a 21-ll
Once again the
defense held off a late
attempt by an opponent,
Colonels had their fourth vi
the season. With this vie
year's squad is off to the
for a Colonel team in 15 y
Now the Colonels
looking for victory numlu
against the Aggies of
Valley.

Regional ranking
eludes Colonels
by Craig Lari~er
When the Wilkes' soccer team
traveled to Bethlehem, PA on
Saturday, they knew that if they
could upset Moravian College, their
chances for a top ten regional
ranking would be definite. The
Colonels were ranked eleventh
entering into Saturday's game
against the Greyhounds. Going
into the game Moravian was ranked
seventh in the region.
Unfortunately, the top ten
regional ranking
eluded the
Colonels this week as Wilkes fell
to Moravian 0-4. "I knew that it
was going to be a tough game
against a tough team. The ranking
was in the back of my mind
throughout the game," explained
Andy Renner.
Sean Lockhead
added, "I was disappointed with thr
overall outcome of the game. We
knew that we would have to pilly
well . in order to upset Moravian."
The Colonels may very well earn a
top ten regional ranking, but they
will 11ave to wait until their next
game to try again.
The Colonels added a win to
their record last Wednesday as they
defeated Juniata by a score of 3-2.

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Wilk

9, 1987

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by Eddie Lupico

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On the morning of October
24, many members of the College
community gathered at the site of
the bell tower construction for its
dedication
as
part of the
homecoming weekend celebration.
Dr. Joseph H. Salsburg
served as Master of Ceremonies for
the event. Salsburg informed the
crowd that this was the first new
structure on campus since 1982.
Dr. Charles N. Bums and he were
classmates in the first graduating
class (1935) of Bucknell Junior
College, which later became
Wilkes. He told a playful anecdote
about "helping" Bums · through
chemistry by
"checking his
answers" during tests.
Trustee Ronald W. Simms
('60) said in his greeting that he
feels the "school is definitely on a
move upward." He is proud of the
committment made by the Board of
Trustees, the faculty, and the
alumni toward the tower and the

new gym.
John J. Chwalek next offered
his "perspective" of the event. In
1961, when his wife was a student
here, she suggested to him the idea
of a clock tower on campus to help
students find the time. When they
traveled to South Carolina one year,
every college campus they visited
had a central tower structure. Over
the years, he drew several sketches
of potential structures, but the idea
was dormant until the Homecoming
celebration a few years ago. There,
Chwalek mentioned the idea to a
group of alumni, eliciting a very
pos1uve response. At the time,
someone suggested it be named
after Bums.
Shortly thereafter,
President Breiseth and Dr. Bums
had lunch together, after which the
project was immediately approved.
James Sabatini, President of
the Class of 1970, said, "Today is a
very proud day for Wilkes College."
He explained the role of his class in
the belltower campaign. A special
part- nership began years ago with

the class of 1970 "inaugurating a
class reunion gift to repay the
college" for all it had done for
them. Last year, the class agreed to
pledge their funds, in excess of
$50,000,
to
the
belltower
campaign. He stated that Wilkes'
committment to continued growth
in curriculum and facilities was a
great
incentive
for
class
contributors to remain faithful to
their promise.
"A feeling of
friendship permeates the campus,"
he said.
President Christopher N.
Breiseth then stepped to the podium
for the official dedication of the
belltower. He began by noting that
this project "came from vision, a
little bit of courage, and from the
sense
that
institutions,
like
families, need to rally around. . .
and
establish
aspirations."
According to Breiseth, the tower is
going to include a plaza with
benches, which, he hopes, will
foster a center of debate and serve as

Continued on p.5

wprogram benefits community
a press
tly to announce the
of a Drug and
Education Center on
College received a
of $63,700 from
SlaleS Department of
lhis purpose.
will serve as an
llaining resource for
240 teachers from
County school
In order to motivate
· ipate, there will be
Ir lhe progam. The
be paid for by the
~wards will exist for
psticipate in that the
will have a positive
die participant's educeat at no financial
while also potentially
fa salary.
· t's main purpose at
be to educate local
Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy,
uate studies, is in
die curricular responsdlc program. He cited a
which found that the
in the Wilkes-Barre

area is that of drug and alcohol
abuse. The creation of this center
will have two great advantages.
First, people who participate in the
training will receive graduate
credits. Second, the project is a
direct response to the Drug and
Alcohol Advisory Council which
has been pushing for such a
positive undertaking for a long
while. This involvement is just
one part of the College's ongoing
role in serving the local and
regional community.
Fahmy explained the basics of
the
initial
program.
Thirty
educators will be chosen to
participate in each course by a
committee - within the Center.
Courses will last for eight weeks,
with 2 three-hour classes per week,
for a total of 45 hours of
instruction. Two sessions will be
offered each spring, summer, and
fall. At this rate, all of the 240
teachers being considered will have
gone through the program in about
2 1/2 years.
.
Dr. Michael Garr, assistant
professor of sociology and anthropology, was named Project
Director. He views the program as
necessary and said that "if we're to

confront . . the drug problem,
teachers need to be on the front line
edge. There is a growing need to
sensitire teachers to drug problems
students may face. The first step is
education."
Serving as consultant to the
project will be Carmen Ambrosino,
executive director of Wyoming
Valley Alcohol and Drug Sen-ices,
Inc. He said that the program will
allow educators to learn "early
warning signs of abuse" and teach
them the importance of referring the
students to proper sources of
treatment. He called the project
"creative response to an area long
identified but not dealt with."
Ambrosino stated that a pilot
project launched previous to the
creation of the present Center "had
outstanding results and moved the
main project a step further."
Though the program proper
will be instituted through the
College's Graduate Division, other
features of the program will have
far-reaching effects on both the
College and community. These
proposals involve undergraduate
courses for nursing, sociology, and
psychology majors as well as
courses in the Continuing Educ-

a

ation Department The Center will
also sponsor seminars and workshops in an attempt to increase
awareness in members of the
community.
A regional training center is
also planned. This project would
work with local law enforcement
officers, juvenile authorities, and
certified addictions counselors to
provide them with a strong
background in dealing with youth
alcohoVdrug abuse.
Additionally, there is the
research contstituent of the project.

The Wilkes Computer Center, as
well as the Farley Library, will
serve as valuable sources of
locating and processing data and
statistical information.
As the project evolves,
additional funding will be sought
from private foundations. Wilkes
is attempting to mobilize adults to
help the young overcome this
threatening problem.
President
Christopher Breiseth said, "It is a
challenge that faces all of us if we
care about our future."

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Editorial

Alcohol awareness
flourishing

Letters to the Editor
A special thanks
Dear Editor:

Dear Editor:

On Thursday, October 22,
1987, the Alcohol Disciplinary
Board and several student organizations sponsored "A Drink with
the Deans and Faculty" as part of
Alcohol Awareness Day at Wilkes
College. As Coordinators of this
project, I'd like to publicly thank
the students who were instrumental
.
.
.
.
m making this event a success:
Special thanks to Kris Cornall, Liz
Fitzhugh, Bill Heaster, Henry
Novroski, Barb Riley,_Joe Snell,
Heidi Weiser, various members of
Bacchus,
ROTC,
and
most
especially to Karen Murphy and
Sharon Froude who were responsible for the planning that led up to
Alcohol Awareness Day.
Responsible decision making
regarding alcohol consumption is
an important, controversial issue on
campuses across the country. It is
gratifying to know a vital, concerned group of students, interested
in focusing on this critical aspect of
student life exists at Wilkes
College.

Recently, Wilkes held a press conference to announce the
establishment of a Drug and Alcohol Abuse Education Center. This
center, available due to a grant from the US Department of Education, is
designed to educate secondary school teachers about the early warning
signs of drug and alcohol abuse and how to refer students to the proper
agencies. An admirable goal, but some may ask, "Just how is this
program going to help Wilkes College?" Ostensibly, the program may
not seem to have any direct benefit on the College itself. We must,
however, look beyond the surface of the program. The more educators
on the college and university level who help secondary schools fight
the problem of drug abuse, the more responsible and productive students
we can expect to enter college and society. The program may seem
idealistic. How can merely educating teachers help the community?
We are responsible as a part of this community to help implement
improvements in any way that we can. Wilkes is not a separate entity;
we exist because of the community. The commmunity provides Wilkes
with support. It is only fitting that Wilkes gives something back.
Helping the community is vital, but once students make it to
campus, the threat of alcohol and drug abuse does not just go away. In
fact, for many, college is the place where intensive abuse of alcohol
begins. Previously, the only body that addressed the alcohol problem
on our campus was the Alcohol Disciplinary Board that serves to
enforce the College's official alcohol policies. Now, however, it seems
that a core group of concerned students have taken the initiative and
reacted to the "silent" alcohol problem. Last Thursday a "Drink with
the Deans and Faculty" was held, sponsored by a newly formed group,
BACCHUS (Boost Alcohol Consciousness Copceming University
Students). The event was designed to help students and the campus
MarkSowcik
commmunity become aware of their alcohol consumption. In an
Campus Counseling
atmosphere almost always associated with excessive drinking and
partying, the organization has the potential to be of great help to the
campus community. What is perhaps most important about the studentbased group is the source of its motivation. It is not a group designed
to warn students about the evils of alcohol, or even to suggest that
students should not drink. Rather, it is a group that only wants students
to be aware of their drinking habits, stressing the act of responsible
drinking instead of the "drink 'til you puke" ideal favored on many
college campuses.
A school can set alcohol policies and occasionally enforce them ,
by M. E. Evers
but if the students are not aware of their actions and continue to abuse
alcohol, then the policies are ineffective anyway. The students, in fact,
To all of you who've been
are the driving force behind the alcohol policies, behind the parties, and
complaining (oops, I meant to say,
behind a reasonable social atmosphere. Awareness and responsibility go
"voicing the opinion") lately that
hand-in-hand in the case of alcohol consumption, and if BACCHUS
The Beacon's writers in general--and
succeeds in its goal to make students more aware of their alcohol
this columnist in j&gt;articular--have
consumption, the group can only improve the atmosphere, both social
nothing nice to say about Wilkes .
and academic, of the College. All too many times the subject of
alcohol consumption is taken lightly by some members of the College
... . this one's for you! (And
community, most notably students. It is refreshing to see students
a rousing cheer for all you folks at
willing to be involved in something that may go against the feelings of
Anheuser- Busch.)
the majority of students.
Seriously,
though,
the
I urge students to look into BACCHUS, if only to hear what the
prevailing belief around campus
group has to say. As part of your college experience, you should be
these days--a sentiment that
willing to entertain all points of view. I also urge Wilkes College to
distresses me each tim_e I hear it
take the Drug and Alcohol Abuse Center very seriously. If managed
uttered--seems to have it that we
correctly, the program will be a benefit to this community and in tum
Beacon writers harbor a downright
to Wilkes. A college is only as good as its foundations, and two of the
"negative attitude" about Wilkes.
major foundations of this College--the community and the students-Not true. We simply care
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befalls us in our four years at
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Wilkes does (it should go without
VOL. XL No. 8 October 29, 19 87
saying) figure greatly in determining our futures.
And the
Advisor-Tom Bigler
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
direction
this
College
takes--the
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
News Editors -Kim Klimek
programs it supports and the
-Korrie Anne Everett
~

A

In defense of

second floor of Weckem
We are all going to
put up with an ugly oolo
middle of our walkway f(I
However, the stately
lovely sounds of the bells
well worth it Thank
showing a different view.

My question to you and your
staff, who have written unfavorably
about the bell tower, is what's the
big deal? The money for -the
belltower was donated solely for the
purpose of the belltower, not for a
gym, or new books, or even more
parking spaces. The Alumni has
donated all the money; Wilkes
College has donated none. It was
donated to honor a great Alumnus,
Dr. Burns. Sure, they might have
decided to donate this money for a
better purpose. But the point is
that it's their money and if they feel
a belltower is an appropriate gift of
their loyalty to their college, then
so be it
This letter is not an attempt to
put down student interests or social
consciousness.
But how can
writers like M.E. Evers report on
the belltower without having all the
facts.
M.E. Evers'
san:astic
remark about a "worthwhile
investment" is totally uncalled for,
as shown above. If M.E. Evers or
any of your other bell tower
reporters need these facts, have
them contact Richard Charles in the
Student Advancement Office on the

J.F.S.

Tuesday, Novem
Thursday, Nove

19
Tuesday, Dece
Tuesday, Decem
Monday, December

All sessions
at 4:00 p.m. in
Farley Lounge
the Stark Learn
Center
Be there!

pawn in their 2ame

Look, Ma, no complaints

-Eddie Lupiro
Photography Editors-Beth Mazzullo
Sports Editors-Bill Kem
-Donna Y edlock
-Lisa Miller
Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance
Sports Photographer-Bruce Alexis
Ad Managers-Mark Shedlock
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
-Anne Humphrey
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi
Contributing Writers: Rob MacArthur, Lenny Skursky, M .E. Evers,
Bill Barber, John Gordon, Don (Semyon) &amp; Ed (Buonocore) Chris White,
Kathy Harris, Tom Urso, Wendy Shwed, David Hassler, Craig Larimer.

Contributing Photographer: Nancy Fuhrman

priorities it sets--determines the
direction our education will take.
But if you, dear reader, are one
of the minority who still says,
"Sure, but it won't affect me; I'll be
out of here in May," here's a little
food for thought:
you will be
identified for years to come as a
Wilkes grad. And in ten years,

people--perhaps even prospective
employers--won't remember what
Wilkes was like in 1987; they'll
associate the Wilkes of '87 with the
Wilkes of '97. The state of the
College in ten years, then, may be
something of concern to us all.
But, now that I've stepped
down from my soapbox, I'll get
back to what I said at the start of

this column.
column is for everyooe
of The Beacon's "complainLt'
In the last week, I'll
some good things happening

campus.
For one, work has
on some long

begun

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October 29, 1987

vements--changes
ve the quality of
(something I'd
lieve was a wellconcept lately).
oticed that there
truction vehicles
lately than those
irby Hall; have
hat's being done?
mbling walkway
outside the cafe
fixed.
Delaware
and
s ru~ undergoing
ns, of sorts: the
tting new porches
sidents may be
the inconvenience
w steps will be
ng--and, certainly,
ape--than the old,
finally, the dirt parking
Delaware Hall is finally
paved. (The huge hole
lakes up six parking
dug to facilitate drainage
actual paving began.)
will we have to wade
risk losing shoes in)
11ud puddles just to reach

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e Deans"
success

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some

good tI:iing that seems to be going
on here. It seems as if students are
becoming a little more interested in
campus events; two instances of
"non-apathy" caught my attention
this weekend.
Homecoming, of course, was
the first.
Homecoming dis:plays
this year were quite creative; attendance at events was high. There is,
apparently, still "school spirit" at
Wilkes.
The second example was last
weekend's
theatre
production.
Chamber Music wasn't a Wilkes/
King's production; it was a studentdirected production, directed by
senior Michelle Palmieri. Attendance at the play was good the
night I attended; from what I
understand,
Chamber
Music
boasted the best attendance any
student-directed play at Wilkes has
ever had. Not bad for Homecoming
Weekend, is it?
Maybe, then, it's really going
to happen.
Wilkes students may
finally become more aware and
more interested in campus life.
Maybe we'll never have to read
about apathy in The Beacon ever
again--a prospect I'm sure delights
many of you.
See? Never let it be said that
this writer has a "negative attitude"
about her future alma mater....

Thursday, in the lobby of
ing Center, free nondrinks were served to
students and those just
dlrough. The event-as "A Drink with the
Foculty"--was supported
ogy Club, the k;· Force
DI the First Aid Squad.
involved seIVed a
drink to studcr.iS and
ho attendtd This
to mingle with the
in a social setting
I. The purpose of
to make students
inking habits.
who have been
about the consumption of
by fellow students are
t start a chapter of the
BACCUS (Boost Alcohol
Concerning UniverlS) Association which
SIUdents to become more
lbeir usage of alcohol and

Core curriculum
• •
rev1s1on proposed
by Kim Klimek
As Wilkes progresses through
the 1987 school year, members of
the Core Curriculum Committee
are thoroughly examining core
curriculum requirements.
Three years ago, the College
received a $300,000 grant for
faculty and curricular development.
This is the third year of the grant,
and Dr. Robert Heaman, associate
dean of academic affairs, said that
the College plans to re-apply for
the next $200,000 over a five-year
period. He said that during this fiveyear span, the College will do a
thorough analysis of curriculum
based on students' needs.
Upon recommendations from
the task force committee and the
Long-Range Planning Committee,
the College decided to examine
"tjlose principles and ideals that
guide
the
College - in ,, the
development of its various curricula
and its work with the community,"
according to the Spring 1985
Mission Statement. That statement
read further, "In short, the
committee proposed a review of the
mission of Wilkes College and a

redefinition of philosophies to serve
to give it identity and continue to
be the basis for orienting its
thinking and work."
Heaman explained the core
curriculum is being reevaluated "to
provide for a better education." He
said, "It [the core curriculum] may
atrophy. [We must] examine what
we have. If we agree that what we
already have is O.K. after
reviewing, we will stay with it"
A benefit of a new curriculum
would be to provide a liberal arts
education which would enable
students to keep pace with the
modem world.
Heaman said, "As we enter a
rapidly changing, complex society,
students will need to be both
technologically
and
culturally
literate and as citizens will be faced
with difficult moral and ethical
judgements.
"We hope to prepare our
students to be lifelong learners--to
put students in the center of
learning experiences, developing
skills needed," Heaman added.
The committee had been
meeting to decide what students
should learn before they graduate.

Having reviewed goals and approved
them, the committee is now
working on a model curriculum.
One new feature may be
"Common Experiences" courses.
These would be courses which
might introduce current ethical
issues,
cultural programs and
aesthetic life into classes.
An
example of this would involve
students going to see a play which
was taught in class.
Freshmen seminars may also
be part of the new core. These
would help the student get the most
out of controversial, technical, and
cultural events offered on campus.
Other features of the new core
would inclu~e Proficiency (basics)
and the Distribution Requirements
(Arts, Humanities, Social Sciences,
Mathematics,
and
Sciences
courses).
Any changes made would
affect incoming students in 1989.
Those on the committee are
Bing Wong, chairman;
Sharon
Telban, past chairman;
Louise
Berard; Walter Karpinich and Rose
Cordora.

Opinion

Who ran Iran?

teach them how to recognize signs
by Lenny Skursky
of ·abuse or addiction. With the
help of Mark Sowcik, director of
This week the U.S. took
campus
counseling,
interested
students will put up posters, another step towards peace in the
distribute pamphlets, and share Persian Gulf. We attacked Iranian
The
important information about drink- quasi-military installations.
attack
was
in
retaliation
to
an
ing to members of the College.
The purpose of BACCUS is not to Iranian attack on an American boat
It's nice to see the president of
keep students from drinking
altogether, but rather to inform the U.S. stand up for U.S.
them ; !)Out the potential dangers of interests. My only question is:
"What U.S. interest?"
"booz;rig it up" excessively.
When
the
last
Iranian
/, _'.::ninistrators and students
who were involved had a positive revolution ended, a murderous
feeling about the event. Most felt dictator was overthrown and the
the presentation was an extremely U.S. CJ.A. lost a valuable ally.
good method of introducing the Because of our support for this
club to the campus. Any student violent man and Soviet aggression
interested in joining BACCUS in Afghanistan, the people of Iran
should attend a meeting on turned away from both world
And out of the
November 5th in Mark Sowcik's philosophies.
confusion
arose
a
religious fanatic.
office . on the first floor of
During
the
f
rrst few years of .
Hollenback Hall. Students who are
unable to attend may pick up his rule, Iran adopted a policy of
violence,
mostly
applications outside Sowcik's office international
against
innocent
civilians.
Yet
anytime after November 5th.
everyone still bought his oil and
sold him guns.
Meanwhile, next door in Iraq,
another petty dictator went the other
way. He sold his oil to the west
and bought large quantities of
weapons from the Soviets.
One day Iraq launched all of its
Soviet weapons against Iran's

American weapons. Believing that
the U.S. would not resupply Iran,
Iraq became overconfident and lost
every battle of this long war, while
Iran took more and more Iraqi"land
for itself.
Eventually Iran started running
out of American weapons, while
Iraq kept getting more Soviet
weapons. To keep from losing,
Iran started buying weapons from
everyone, France and China getting
the majority of weapon contracts.
To prevent a Soviet- backed
nation from gaining control of Iran,
and to, supposedly, ease Middle
East tension by influencing Iran
back to our way of thinking, not to
mention the billions of dollars in
exorts from the U.S., we sold Iran
replacement parts for its American
weapons.
Meanwhile, Iraq was about to
lose the only port it had for
shipping oil to the rest of the
world. Another country, Kuwait,
opened a pipeline through its
territory so Iraq wouldn't go broke.
I think that means they (Kuwait and
Iraq) became allies.
To destroy the other's war
effort, Iraq started bombing Iranian
oil depots and tankers. This put us
in the middle; afterall we were Iran's
ally, but we were Kuwait's ally,

too. Or is it we were Iraq's ally and
!fun's enemy. No, that's not right.
We sold Iran guns, so we were
Iran's ally, but we just bombed
them.
Anyway, the U.S. .~
involved somehow.
Again, my first question:
"Whose interest?" Let's look at
this country by country. Iran is
anti-United States, but we sell them
guns. Iraq is Soviet- supported, yet
it's our fleet that protects their oil
exports. Kuwait is neutral, yP.t
they ship Iraqi oil on U.S. tankers
that are being bombed by Iran.
I guess our involvement isn't
political.
So let's look at it
economically. We sell guns to Iran
so that those same guns can be fired
on U.S. ships. No gain there. Our
tankers haul Iraqi oil (which isn't
even for the American market) so
they can sell it for money to buy
Soviet weapons. Kuwait is where
we pick up the oil, and the tankers
are owned by Kuwait, even if they
do fly the American flag. Wait.
That's the answer!
Don't the
Kuwaiti oil sheiks own most of the
U.S. territory not owned by the
Americans? And the oil is shipped
to Japan. Who owns the rest of the
U.S. territory not owned by
Americans?

�October '19. 1987

HomecomingWeeke
1987 King and Queen chosen from court and anounced
by Kim Klirnelc

Princes making up the court
were Michael Zobel, third runner-

Banners unfurled on the fence
surrounding the football field
showed the crowd's enthusiasm for
Homecoming 1987. The audience
tension was as high during halftime as it was during Saturday's
football game. The cheerleaders'
cheers, the band's playing, and the
audience's murmuring stopped as
President Christopher Breiseth,
Student Government (SG) President
John
Rosania,
and
alumni
representatives walked onto the
field. Students, parents, faculty,
administration and alumni leaned
forward on their seats to hear the
name of their favorite Homecoming
Court nomiooes.

up; Matt Ryan, second runner-up;
and Brian Dorsey, first runner-up.
Ed Gallagher was Homecoming
King.
Princesses
for the
Homecoming Court were Leah
Kulikowski,
third
runner-up;
Kristin Kolensky, second runnerup; and Sue Novobilski, first
runner-up.
Homecoming Queen
. was Michele Novobilski.
The royal pair were driven by
Commuter Council President Scott
Barth in a black Corvette.
Michele Novobilski is a senior
psychology major with a minor in
political science from Carbondale.
She graduated from Sacred Heart
High School and came to Wilkes

College in 1984. Novobliski is a
resident of Weiss Hall and has been
a resident assistant for the past two
years. She is also Senior Class
vice-president and captain of the
cheerleading squad.
Novobilski
said, •Homecoming is always a
nice time. I met a k,t of people
who I haven't seen in a long time."
Homecoming
King
Ed .
Gallagher is a senior business
administration major. He came to
Wilkes from Bethlehem, in 1984
upon graduatim from Liberty High
School Gallagher has been on the
College ~ team for four
years. He said that he also enjoyed
the Homecoming events.

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President Christopher Breiseth then
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Homecoming finalists.
Afterwanl. Geage Ralston,
dean of Slndent affairs emeritus, led
the cheerleaders and finalists in the
lradiriooal "Go Wilkes!" cheer.

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why should it be built
's the utility of such a
why is it taking so
stressed that the
the "beginning triumph
Tomorrow Campaign
• the future of Wilkes-and where we're going."
the bclltower will be a
rangible centerpiece on
noted that "one can

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Michele

· Tower."
final speaker at the
w Dr. Charles N.
He began by saying he
his speech "short, like a
llathing suit--brief and
RJbject"
his hope that the
will provide Wilkes a
to university status.
his personal history and
of Wilkes; how the
ae out of the depression
to the community"

providing him the opportunity for
a quality education.
Dr. Burns has lived in the
vaJley for his entire life. He was
the first Wilkes graduate to become
a doctor, earning his degree from
Jefferson Medical College in
Philadelphia and later being certified
by the American Board of Urology.
His distinguished career has spanned
nearly five decades, 'including
presidential positions on the
Northeastern
Pennsylvania
Urological Association and the
American Cancer Society of
Wyoming Valley. He has also
received praise for his innovative
designs of ·several urological
medical instruments. Additionally,
he has traveled a lecture circuit,
speaking to many prest1g1ous
groups. He has served on the Board
of Directors of Mercy Hospital and
the Wilkes College Board of
Trustees.
At the end of the ceremony,
the plaque which is to be attached
to the finished tower was unveiled.
In addition to Burns, both Chwalek
and the Class of 1970 receive
official recognition for their
significant contributions to the
project

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'Lebanon Valley Cemetery" buried the competition.
by Kim Klimek

Homecoming displays were
judged by alumni last Friday at
4:30 p.m. According to Anthony
Shipula,
director of alumni
relations, the three prizes awarded
RNS ALUMNI TOWER AND CARILLON were Best Overall, $50; Best Club,
In Honor Of
$25; and Best Donn, $25.
The winner of the "Best
Overall" category was McClintock
Charles N. Burns, Sr., M.D.
Hall. The hall's display was titled
"Lebanon
Valley
Cemetary."
Responsible
for
making
the display
of the Bucknell University Junior College Class of 1935,
were Nancy Fuhrman, dorm
· ·an member of the Alumni body, who as healer, trustee,
secretary; Sandra Catina, president;
leader, counselor, husband, father and friend exemplifies Michelle
Chiodo,
Stephanie
the highest aspirations of the educated person.
Machuzak, Karen Zack, Debbie
•
•
*
Marquart and Kara Goobic.
also recognizes the pride of Wilkes College in its Alumni and
Fuhrman said the group used
iation by Alumni for the opportunities afforded by a Wilkes
balloons, spray paint, crepe paper,
and
newspapers
to
create
education. On behalf of all Alumni, the Wilkes College
McClintock's display.
She said
that once the group realized that the
Class of 1970
displays would be judged soon, they
worked hard at making theirs the·
rated leadership by contributing their Senior Class Fund,
best. "We work best under pressure
· hed at their commencement, June 1, 1970, to be given in
[and] were very spirited. We had
celebration of their 15th anniversary.
the most sch09l spirit,"
said
*
Fuhrman. Tombs, hanging bats,
large
banners,
footballs
on
erpiece of the Wilkes College campus also recognizes the
windows,
listings
of
names
and
career of
numbers of the Wilkes team
members and a coffin enclosing a
John J. Chwalek
dummy of the Lebanon Valley
quarterback were featured in the
began his association with the College on July 1, 1946, and has dorm's display.
Wilkes continuously since that time as Placement Director,
"Cue N' Curtain" captured the
award for Best Club Display. Bob
· ns Counselor, Community Relations Director and Special
. He worked to erect the Tower as a campus focal point and Wachowski and Rob Johansen were
of high ideals for students, alumni, faculty, staff, and trustees in charge of making the display.
Their display was in two parts .
•
•
The first was a sculpture of a bell
tower entitled "The Cue N' Curtain
October 24, 1987
Ringing the Way to Victory."

ption on plaque:

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McClintock--''Best Overall''

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The second part was constructed to
look like a giant silver spade and
was called "We're Burying the
Opponents."
Waller South won the "Best
Donn" award. Those involved in
making the display were Susan
Auch-Schwelk, dorm president;
Anne Rasmussen, vice-president;
Cathy Burke, secretary;
Linda
Black and Stephanie Hambrose,
resident assistant. The theme was

"The Dedication."
The display
consisted of a ship entitled the
"S.S. Waller," a sign saying "We
dedicate this ship for the Wailers," a
champagne bottle and glass, and
balloons and streamers.
The displays were judged on a
scale from one to five in such
categories as originality, attractiveness, composition, craftsmanship
and theme.

Cue N'Curtain "rang their way to victory" with a replica belltower
in front of the CPA.

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Campus Leader-Scott Barth
by Lee Morreil
Last week we introduced you to Student Government President John
Rosania, our first Campus Leader. You learned about him and his
organization and what it's all about. This week we would like you to get to
know Scott Barth, Commuter Council president.
Scott is a junior marketing major from Kingston. At present, besides
his studies and duties
president, Scott is assisting in his father's
successful packaging brockerage business. He ·hopes to continue with this
and someday go out on his own.
To understand what Scott's job is, you first must know what
Commuter Council (C.C.) is and what it is they do. According to Scott,
"C.C. is an organization that allows and encourages commuter students to
take part in various school activities. We are also in charge of allocating
parking permits." Scott's job is to see that this is all done successfully, and
to attend various important student/administration meetings to "see that
commuters are fairly represented and to provide a means that all commuters
have their opinions properly voiced."
With Scott as president, and the rest of his board, (Bruce Hom, vice
president; Barb Carpenter, recording secretary; Jennifer Douglas,
corresponding secretary; Jim Gizelbach, treasurer; Matt Beekman,
parliamentarian) C.C.'s future looks bright. For this semester they have
planned a halloween gym dance for this Saturday featuring the band Gandalf,
a New York City bus trip on November 25, and a Christmas semi-formal
dance scheduled for December 4. Activities aren't all of C.C.'s future. They
also have plans to improve commuter life. Scott says that he plans to
propose to the Student Government an alternate parking plan. The plan is
to utilize the parking lot at the Ralston field complex and have a shuttle bus
system to the school. (At press time the proposal had already been made
but there was no judgement.)

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A cynically humorous play, "Chamber Music" was presented on Friday and Saturday night, October21
the Wilkes College Theatre. Michelle Palmieri directed the production which subtly commended on the
to women in a "man's world." Both nights went off without any problems and the show was met
reviews. Shown above is a scene from "Chamber Music." Involved in this scene are Andrea Kochera
with the records;" Kyra Zaharchuk as "Woman in queenly Spanish garb;" Michele Broton as "W
notebook;" Jessica Holm as "Woman in armor;" and Chris Brunnock as "Woman in safari outfit"

Beacon at the movies

The modern mast
of horror is back
by John Gordon

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Scott has other interests out of school. During the summer he travels
every weekend to various racetracks in Pennsylvania, Maryland, New York,
and New Jersey where he competes in amateur motocross. He is in his
second year racing 125 cc Suzukis and is sponsored by Pro Motion cycles.
This summer his diligence paid off. At the state championships he earned
honors as the PA state champ for 125 cc class. Aside from being a
champion racer, he. also enjoys skiing for some nice relaxing,
not-l&lt;Hlangerous re.creation.
As I asked John Rosania last week, I asked Scott what being a Campus
Leader means to him. Scott confidently answered, "It provides me with the
opportunity to help make decisions that effect the school; it also prepares
me for the 'decision making process' I will encounter in the business world.
I also feel that your experiences and what you make of them is the most
impMant developmental aspect of a college education."
Commuter Council meets once a week on Tuesdays at 12:00 in the
Stark Learning Center room 209. Barth invites any commuter to come out
and join their "th~y-plus" members at the meetings.
Scott Barth 1s one of many fine leaders on campus, and as I have
already said, stay tuned and check out our "Campus Leader" series because
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Stephen King may be the
current master of horror in the book
world, but when his novels are
transformed into film they don't
come across quite as well as his
written words. The best Stephen
King film was "Chistine," which
was about a possessed 1957 Chevy.
The director of this movie was the
current master in the horror film
medium, John Carpenter.
In
1978 · he
brought
"Halloween" to the big screen.
This story was about a seemingly
indestructible killer, called "the
boogeyman," who returned to his
childhood town to unleash a reign
of terror and murder. It was the
largest grossing independent film of
all time. Since then, Carpenter has
directed or produced a number of
good but far from successful films.
These included "Starman" and
"Escape From New York," to name
a few. His real talent, though, lies
in horror. In his latest thriller,
"The Prince of Darkness," he sets
out to recapture horror fans abound,
and he does it quite successfully at
that
.
The first fifteen minutes of
"Prince" .
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b t •f
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can , w1 . s fi
esereal
tnte moments
I
you re m or some
scares. n
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"The Prince of Darkness" Donald
Pleasance ("Halloween I &amp; II'')
plays the part of a priest who sets
out to prevent Satan from entering
our world. He recruits a college
professor and some of his graduate
science students to help him. The
whole story is set in an old and
abandoned church where the devil
plans to make his grand entrance.
Inside there is a glowing emerald
glass cylinder with unusual evil
powers. For instance, when someone gets to close to it, they get
zapped and are therefore under the
power of the devil. The army of
the devil worshippers grows and the
scares and suspense mount to an
exciting finale.
The camera shots are a large
part of why "The Prince of
Darkness" comes across in such a
spectacular way. Carpenter used
similar
camera
work
in
"Halloween.'' He used shots that
contained the killer standing in the
shadowed background without the
helpless victim knowing.
Elements like this make "Prince" a
shocking thriller. Carpenter, believe it or not, also composed the
music for this film like he did for
"Halloween," "Christine," and
"Escape from New York.''
John Carpenter's talents seem
to be limitless in the realm of

horror movies. Let's ~
with them! There's
talk about Carpenter
helm and directing "
Is this a trick or will
pleasant treat?

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sive, extensive,
h. No, we were
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onuts, 4 cases of
her's mitt (that's
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no ordinary carse foreign, overbout robots or
, NO! These
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childhood ..• and
, for that matter!
ould like to share
e random obserthat merry, madcap
some random views
_ Now don't get me
I like ol' Albert .and his
folks, those kids aren't
. I mean they walk
street and don't even
they've passed the same

The Flintstones-- Just one thing
that puzzles me about the
Flintstones: At the end of the
show, when that cat jumps_ back
into the house through the wmdow
and kicks Fred out, why doesn't
Fred just go in through the window
himself? And just whose cat is that
anyway?
.
Popeye-- Nothmg personal, but I
just don't think Popeye would last
long in todav's society if he went
around telling guys to ''blow me
down." Then again you never
know.

Peanuts-- This show is biz.acre!
First of all, all of the kids think
that Peppermint Patty is so stupid
because she does lousy in school.
Well, just ho~ good can one be
expectedtodo~aschool where~e
teacher talks like a goose on acid
playing a trombone over the loud
speaker at K-Mart. And have you
ever seen those kids dance? It looks
like a therapy session for a sort of
nervous disorder. Each one dances
the same way everytime but no 2
ever dance exactly alike. WEIRD,
ehh?

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time. Keep your Gobots! Keep
your Transformers! Keep yur Lazer
Tag! I want Heckle &amp; Jeckle! I
want ~ e Boy! I want Groovie
Ghouhes! I want Underdog! And,
oh heavens, how I long for H. R.
Puffenstuff! 0 well, I guess I'm
just a sentimental, nostalgic cartoon fool. And speaking of cartoons, I would like to h~d the pen
ov~r to the most cartoorush human
bemg you'll ever meet my pal Ed.
Thanks Donnie my boy.
. Is it a bird? Or a plane? Or a
pack of wild dogs eating a knish?
No, it's Mojo Nixon &amp; Skid Roper
with their new album Bo-DayShus! ! Mojo brings you that home
town blues/rock 'n' roll sound
which makes raisins want to dance.
After five previous releases, none
can top the work on this album.
Some_ of his past hits include
"Bumm' Down the Malls,"
''.Stuffin' Martha's Muffin," and
"Jesus at McDonalds." These are
absolutely funny songs, but none
can compete with the hits on the
Bo-Day-Shus LP. "Lincoln Logs"
is a song that will take you back to
your childhood days when you used
to play with those stupid pieces of
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Aries- You, yes you my friend, are in for it BIG time.
Your animal instincts have really gotten you in trouble
this time. Tame your savage ways before it is too late .
Cancer- Have you talked to your parents this week?
Yes those obnoxious people who gave you life. The
ones who never really understand any thing, but you
love them any way. Give them a call. They are human

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and need love too.

Virgo- Just when you think you have the answers they
change the questions--Right?
I bet you are very
frustrated and want revenge on existance. Just
remember that revenge will only frustrate you more.
Pack up your troubles, and be prepared for
HAPPPV WEEK!! YES, . this is your week. Use it
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Sagittarius- Be wary of strangers pretending to be
your friend. They might just want something more than
your friendship.
Capricorn - Don't be a victim this week. Be prepared
for people trying to take advantage of you.

aedit, however. They Bugs Bunny-- The only thing on your feet as you eat your keilgreat talent I mean, that I don't understand about this basa is "The Polka Polka." And
woo can make a radiator show is why no one ever bleeds there's a song which pays tribute to • Taurus - Good and bad will come to you this week.
Get ready for a lot of little suprises, but be able to
hot water bottles con- when they get shot. The only the King of rock 'n' roll and his
distinguish the good ones from the bad.
U &gt;und like a piano must thing that happens is their clothes impersonators, "Elvis is Everying I don't But one get ripped up and their face turns where." I liked this album very
1could never understand black.
much and also laughed quite a bit.
Scorpio- Get ready for a lot of work to be piled on you
dring the entire show you
I expect this album to bring Mojo
for the next week. But, be prepared, and the great load
understand what the
Yes, these are the classics. Nixon and Skid Roper to heights
Albert is saying, but then These are Americana. These are the they probably never have reached will seem like nothing.
be can suddenly sing like stuff that childhood is comprised of. before. Great job guys!!
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Gemini- Your lucky numbers are (11, 9, 13, 19, 21, 16,
5, and 18) just enough so you'll find it hard to play the
pick six. Remember Gemini friends that you have not
seen for awhile are still your friends, and they are
always there even though they are not.

Aguarius- Check your calendar, your memos, and
your memory; you might just have forgotten something
'• very important. SO THINK!!!!
Pisces- This is your week to shine.
yourself there is nothing you can't do.

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�October 29, 1987

Kinney's Kids
hit 1000
For the first time in the
history of Wilkes College a team
has won over one thousand trophies! Recently the Wilkes Speech
and Debate Union reached this
milestone by winning 12 trophies
at the annual Bloomsburg University novice speech toum-ament.
The first tournament of tne year
saw new members of "Kinney's
Kids" challenge seven colleges and
universities from four states in a
one-day competition of inter-collegiate speaking skills. Not only
did the Wilkes team win twelve
awards, they were declared the overall first place winner of the competition.
The public speaking squad
consisted of students in their first
year of intercollegiate competition.
Gerry Kelley won a second place
trophy in informative speaking, and
his teammate Cathy Carey was
awarded the sixth place trophy for
her efforts in this competition. In
the area of prose interpretation,
Susan Tomasko received the co-

veted first place award, and other munication Association to be one
team member Robyn Paisley cap- of only two -students to be on the
tured the third place trophy. Also U.S. International Discussion /DeDiane Petrini was awarded a bate team that toured England and
certificate of superior speaking for France. The Wilkes Speech and
her performance. In improptu com- Debate teams are also rqembers of
petition Ms. Petrini was a sixth Pi Kappa Delta National Honorary
place trophy winner while Ms. · Forensic Society and is one of the
Paisley,
Mr. Kelley,
M.3. most active chapters in this
Carey, and Ms. Tomasko brought national honorary organization.
home certificates of superior speak- Last year in Wisconsin at the
ing for their performances in this national tournament, Wilkes was
event.
honored by being named one of the
These twelve awards have top five chapters in the United
raised the total number of awards States.
won by the College Speech/Debate
The Wilkes forensic program
Union to an all time high of 1011. has an aggressive travel schedule
Dr. Bradford Kinney began his this year and welcomes new
leadership of the Union in 1973 and members. No previous experience
in the last 14 years, under his necessary! Also, this year Profdirectorship the College Speech/ . essor Jane Elmes-Crahall of the
Debate Union has won, in addition SCTA Department has joined the
to the trophies, recognition for coaching staff of the Union. Interhaving a significant number of ested students should stop by
students receive national, state, and Professor Kinney's or Crahall's oflocal awards. Wilkes has had a fice for further information about
student selected by the U.S. State tl)e Speech/Debate Union.
Department and the Speech Com-

Storyteller comes
to Wilkes ·
by Lee Morrell
Oh for the days of the
wandering minstral, the bringers of
tales from foreign lands. What,
you say we had one at Wilkes
College, Monday night?
That's
right, local woman and traveling
storyteller, Susan Danoff entertained a packed CPA with her international tales and kept them
spellbound with her mystical stories.
She told eight tales, four under
the title "Stories of Wisdom," and
called, "Lies and Truths."
The first four, the stories of
wisdom, were quite diverse. The
first was a Buddhist tale called "A
Grain of Rice." The story was
about a king, his daughters, and his
need to pick a successor to the
throne. The second was a Chinese
tale about a farmer who had his
crop stolen and his pursuit to have
it returned to him. The third was a
Jewish tale called "The Challas and
the Ark." The story was about a
man who wanted God's favor, so he
had his wife bake loaves of bread
for God, and placed them in the ark

four

A different perspective

Life s
by Bill Barber
"'Tis not love's going that hurt
my days/but that it went in little
ways." Thus Edna Millay summed
up the niggling quality in love's
demise, and she was right. She just
didn't go far enough. Love and
love's foul-ups are one thing, but
life--this grand expanse of time we
fill with confusion and doubt--is
another. That it should be rife with
pettiness and little set-backs, that is
the rub.
I can handle catastrophes, deluges, stock market plummets, Middle East turmoil and the like.
These bombard us daily and we
deaden to them. After seven years
of Reagan I'm ready to take on the
Armageddon with one hand tied
behind my back. But you show me
a niggling little unnecessary foulup and I'll show you my complete
undoing.
In this category, the U.S. Post
Office has become my nemesis.
One should reasonably expect,
given the price of postage, that
one's mail, paltry as it my be,
could be delivered on time. It
seems, however, that wherever I
have lived over the past hundred
years, my mailbox is the last one
on the route. Never mind ringing
twice, my postman doesn't ring at

little foul ups
all.
I try to be calm. I am a person who survives by mail. The
daily interchange of things in envelopes has kept me alive longer
than I care to mention. Let's face
it, checks usually arrive through the
mail. Bills also arrive through the
mail. This is the yin and yang of
daily life. In my case the bills are
having much better luck than the
checks, but I could even live with
that, provided the mail would get
here at all.
I've heard a lot of good things
about Civil Service jobs. I never
knew, however, that postmen could
willy-nilly declare their own holidays. Our postman has never made
it to the box at the same time twice
in the same month. I could even
live with this if it weren't for the
fact that the one day a week he
chooses to take off is always the
day I am feverishly on deadline and
waiting for a check so that I can
scurry over to the bank. Those
days I long to be a vicious pit bull.
I am not fond of sneaking up ·
on my mailbox, but I find myself
doing more and more of it. Forget
the two flights of stairs I have to
descend and ascend. I like to feel,
when the key opens the lock, that
at least one little paper treasure is
,waiting for me. I can even live
with an empty box from time to

time. I cannot live with no delivery at all.
I have begun watching from
the window, snarling and snapping.
I've even observed the postman shuffle down the street right past our
door, dodge, tum left and disappear.
I get my leash and I wait by the
door, but nothing! My check was
due days ago, and the postman suddenly turns up missing. I keep expecting to find one of those little
missing child postcards addressed to
Resident that has a picture of my
postman on it
I have had very important mail
returned to sender, address unknown, on days that I spent all morning in my pajamas perched on the
steps next to the mailbox. I've had
checks sent from New York that
have never arrived and had to be
cancelled and rewritten. I've had invitations disappear, magazines
stolen, and postcards from friends in
Hawaii who've been back from
Hawaii for weeks.
Somehow,
through all this, the bills always
manage to get through.
I'm sure there are gods and
goddesses behind all of this. No
one pays them any mind anymore,
so they sneak in and out unnoticed.
They trip up the mailman on the
day he is carrying my long-overdue
check. They befuddle his mind and
make him stamp "return to sender"

on my envelopes.

On big days

they give him the sniffles and he
just stays home.
I tried to call the Post Office
to complain, but I couldn't find the
number in the phone book. What
the hell. 50 cents. I called information. I was ready to complain. I
wanted badge numbers! I wanted
the Post Master General! What did
I get? A busy signal, that's what.
Six times in a row!
No, there's a conspiracy afoot.
That's all there is to it. The gods
and goddesses are bored to tears and
they've moved into my neighborhood to harrass my mailman and
my mailbox. There's no other reasonable explanation.
I'm tied in knots by now.
Here I finally get smart and write to
Merrill Lynch, two weeks ago, and
tell them "Sell that damn mutual
fund and send me the money!" Two
weeks ago! And what happens?
The great crash of '87, that's what.
I finally beat the odds, sell out just
in the nick of time, the check is
supposed to be in the mail, and
what happens? The entire bottom
falls out of the economy. With
me, cooking eggs by my tent in the
lobby, still waiting for my mail!
And where is the postman?
Where? You want to know where?
He's taken the week off and gone to
Hawaii.

in the synogogue. M
nother man needed
asked God for it and
bread in the ark. This
thirty years until they
by the rabbi. The final
first session was a C
story called "The
This story was about 1
owned a nightingale
immeasurably. The b'
wanted freedom. In~
got its wish, through ·
The second set wa1
in storytelling. As
"it doesn't have to have
be true (to the story
first story was an Asian
rich man's deceptionola
cutter and the cunning
of the woodcutter
revenge. The second
from the Arabian Kni
about gullibility. It's
who steals a donkey
man and convinces ha
the donkey and he
receiving end of a ·
The third tale was an
called "The Man
Story." It was about a
continually claims to
to tell, then, all of a
credible things happen
finally, he has a tale.
of the evening was a
search for truth and
when he found her.
I haven't seen
tellers in my life, blll
for them now! Susan
her voice to keep
spellbound for an h!U
although she could
going for hours. C
to Al Groh and his
Lecture Series staff oo
fine show.

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L Saturday night,
go down as posnight of enterered to the Wilkes
F.M. Kirby Cendie event was standSreve Landesberg.
began with a mini
by the Wilkes
red by Thomas
soow featured such
's "It's a Most Unsolos by Andrew

was Hoagy Carmichael's "Georgia
On My Mind," performed by Nick
Driscoll. Both of these solos were
exceptional.
After the concert, the crowd
was revved up for the main event,
Steve Landesberg--Sgt Diettrich of
TV's "Barney Miller."
Landesberg's humor was fast,
jolting humor that took its toll
then moved on to the next joke.
He used his ethnic heritag~ to make
for some hilarious comedy. Although he didn't do all "jewish
jokes," they were the funniest He
spoke about the Southern Rabbi
who married him, (in a southern/

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didates, Jim Bakker, and Bulgarian
1987-88 Solo-concert series
placekickers ("Kick ball--get check,
When: November 3 at 11 am to 1 pm
Block tackle--go hospital"). He
even did impressions of such
Where: Stark Lobby
famous people as Steve Allen,
Barry White, Rodney Dangerfield,
Richard Nixon, Jimmy Stewart, Al
Jolson, and Ed Sullivan.
I was most impressed by his
ability to remain quick on his feet
in spite of different problems. He
en-counteredtechnicalproblemsand
a heckler and used them both for
good material. So thank you to the
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• with Andrew a straight voice, "There are no
sax and Jeff Wilt on Jewish country singers, hunters,
s "Pick Yourself farmers ("Look a tvister"), football
and Gary Larocca players, hockey players, evanby Chris White and Korrie
win's "Fascinatin' gelists, and cowboys." Each com- Everett
Garcia; Basie's ment was followed by a brief exble," with Garcia planation of the comment
The latest installment of the
on piano; a tribute
"Jewish jokes" weren't his Wilkes College Concert and Lecture
drummer and only form of ethnic humor. He al- Series was classical guitarist, Sherri
yRich, whopassed so joked about the Japanese, "All Rottersman.
"Basically Blues" they do is take pictures and smoke";
Rottersman began to play the
n), with Wilt, the Chinese, "There are Chinese guitar at the age of nine. She
Driscoll on sax and restaurants everywhere, who assigns studied under Juan de la Mata and
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two numbers per- they stoned in space?" referring to Classic Guitar.
She won
exclusively by two the way they spoke on tape; and the prestigious awards in two contests;
first was "Mia Swedes, "Suicide is the national the National Federation of Music
Clifford Weekes of sport of Sweden."
Club's
Stillman
Kelley
ool of Music. The
He also made digs at TV talk Competition and the Twenty First
er was John shows, country music, "punks," Annual Outstanding Young Artist
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Competition of the Friends of
Music organization.
Recently,
Rottersman has been appointed the
head the fust guitar department
established at the Eastman School
of Music, Community Education
Division.
Rottersman performed such
pieces as "Six Lute Pieces from the
Fiftee[!th
Century" -anonymous,
"Capricho Arabe" by Francisco
Tarrega, "Chaconne from Violin
Partita No. _2 in D minor" by J.S.
Bach (transc. Segovia ), "Danza
Espanola No. 5" . by Enrique
Granados,
"Suite
in
'modo
Polonico' " by Alexandre Tansman,
"Elude No.11" by Heitor VillaLobos, "Rumores de la Caleta" by

Isaac Albeniz, and "Leyenda
(Asturias)" by Isaac Albeniz.
The pieces were very well
performed and they were very
intense, at times moving the
audience almost to tears. She began
with some European lute pieces and
progressed to Spanish style songs.
After the intermission, Rottersman
warmed to her music and the
audience felt the moment
The crowd was certainly
pleased with her performance
because they called her back for an
encore of
Heitor Villa-Lobos'
"Prelude No. 4." If you missed the
show you missed a lot but stay
tuned for more from the Wilkes
Concert and Lecture Series.

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Colonels
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C?lo?els posted its second straight
wmmng season.
Now the stage is set Wilkes
will host Widener in an important
MAC contest Both teams are tied
for first place and a victory by
either team will go a long way in
deciding the conference champion.
This Saturday's game will be one of
the biggest games at Wilkes in a
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the goal. The game would end with
a 2-0 victory for Elizabethtown.
Sunday, Bloomsburg's offense
dominated the game.
Wilkes'
k on ... two defense was tested again and again
teams.
On on comers. They worked superbly
Elii.abethtown, as a team to continually reject every
· in the state attempt to score. It wasn't until
lion. Sunday mid-way through the first half that
ed Bloomsburg Bloomsburg succeeded in scoring.
tin both the In the second half both offense and
defense played well. However, the
victory would go to Bloomsburg, 5g an easy win, 0.
Wilkes' defense is to be
els had other
dominated by commended for their performance in
fense.
They the final two games of the season.
~ure to the They 'answered every offensive
nse continually surge. Special recognition goes to
not allowing Debbie DeCesare, Debbie Marquart,
re until late in Jane Zeller, and especially Kim
end of the first Cooper. Cooper took over goalie
their first shot in the Bloomsburg game when Sue
andel drove the Barr was injured. She showed
the comer of

o and Siberini
harriers
Doug Lane came in seventh with a
31:53 finish, followed by Pete
all of the commotion Huber in eighth place with a 32:37,
this Saturday, the his personal best ever for 5 miles.
ICalll made their way Fifth man for the squad was Tom
Is' football field Devine placing 10th in 34:24,
against Baptist which was slightly off of his best
tely, the good effort.
• winning ways of
In the women's race Linda
111m were of little help Siberini won with a time of 20:16,
in their last league only 16 seconds off of her season's
was 23-32, which best, leaving the competition in the
effort made by the dust.
In two weeks the team will
·dual standings travel to Philadelphia's Fairmont
laced 2nd with a· Park for the MAC league
e of 28:03. The championships. So, if you see any
John Kline, who of the team members wish them
his fastest time luck in their final meet of the
at, placing 5th. season.

what a versitile player she is by
continually denying the scoring
attempts of the Bloomsburg's
player.
The end of the 1987 hockey
season brings with it the end of
seven players hockey careers. The
Lady Colonels lose seven of their
starters all who were four year
players as well. The players are;
Captains Joyce Dait, Kim Cooper,
Jane Zeller, Debbie Decesare,
Debbie Marquart, Donna Vasquez,
and Sue Dicton.
All of these
players will be missed next season
not only because of their dedication,
skill, and experience they brought
to the field, but also for their
enthusiasm and ability to unite a
team. Good luck seniors.
The lady stickers would also
like to thank · the fans who
supported them throughout the
season.

The Lady Colonels prepare to defend against a corner shot.

Volleyball team
defeated in Juniata
tourney
by Kathy Harris
The Wilkes volleyball team
enters
this
final
week
of
competition with a 7-18 record after
dropping their last six matches.
Fine, consistant performances were
turned in by Lisa Kravitz, Theresa
Ayers, and Linda Straface.
Wilkes began the week with a
loss to the Lady Colonels of
Susquehanna 0-3 (1-15, 4-15,1015). Kravitz had six kills while
Ayers assisted on six kills.
Straface successfully blocked four
shots.
In the

doubleheader, Wilkes was defeated
by Albright 0-2 (7-15, 6-15).
Kravitz aced three and had two kills.
Straface blocked five and had six of
the team's total 27 digs. Wilkes
dropped the second half of the
doubleheader to Moravian 0-2 (815, 9-15). Ayers aced three and
Kravitz shined again with 16 kills
and four assists.
Last Thursday, the Lady
Colonels traveled to Juniata for a
three day tournament. In their first
match, Wilkes lost to La Salle 0-2
(2-15, 3-15). Ayers excelled with
three aces, five digs and five assists.
Wilkes then dro
the second

czycki's goal lifts
onels over Albright
After the two .back to back
losses, the team came alive to
games remaining in defeat Albright the following week.
's regular season, Mike Lenczycki recorded his fifth
is 8-6-2.
The goal of the season.
Lenczycki
two losses in their rebounded a Paul Tavaglione shot
The trouble started to score what proved to be the game
Is failed to develop winner.
Lenczycki, a frequent
game. The typical contributor to Colonels scoring,
of the Wilkes squad stated, "I should be doing a little
t as Elizabethtown more. I've hit the post more times
iook advantage of than anything else.
The shots
change in the Colonels' should be going in the goal." He
has hit the post seven times in

scoring attempts. This has earned ll;,,..,;'llt:f-e'="'•
him the affectionate nickname "The
Postman" from Head Coach Phil
Wingert.
Wilkes recorded their second
tie of the season against Allentown
on Friday. The two teams fought
to a scoreless tie in the game. The
Colonels had several scoring
opportunities,
but
failed
to
capitalize. Lenczycki rurl, however,
manage to record his seventh post
of the season off of a heart-stopping
header.

match to Juniata 0-2 (2-15, 3-15).
Once again Ayers came through
with a fine performance recording
two aces, three assists, five kills,
and two blocks. In their final
match of the tournament, Wilkes
was defeated by Bridgewater0-2 (415, 7-15). Of the team's total ten
digs, Straface had six and Lora
Rinehimer had four.
The Lady Colonels next play
crosstown rival King's at Scanlon
Gymnasium on Wednesday. They
finish up this season's action on the
road at Dickinson on Saturday
against Mulhenberg and ~kinson.

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AColonel of
the week

W/Ll(fs

Colonels dust
Dutchmen
by Bill Kem
Going into Saturday's game,
goal for the Wilkes College
football team was to put on a
show. The Colonels achieved this
·goal very easily as they destroyed
Lebanon Valley before a large
Homecoming crowd. With the 4120 victory over the
Flying
Dutchmen, the Colonels are now in
.a three-way tie for first place, and
will be looking to this Saturday as
they host 10th ranked Widener.
Saturday was once again the
Carl DeLuca show. The senior
quarterback set two new Colonel
records--one for passing yardage in a
single, and the other for touchdown
passes in a season. On the day
DeLuca completed 29 of 45 passes
for 354-yards, and threw three
touchdown passes.
With the Colonel defense
stopping Lebanon Valley, the
Colonel offense wasted no time in
giving
the
hometown
fans
something to cheer about Fullback Dean Ambosie bulled his way
into the endzone from one yard out.
Shawn Meagley's PAT was good
and the Colonels were up 7-0.
Ambosie's touchdown was set up
by a beautiful pass recption by Ron

Ulitchney which gave the Colonels
first and goal at the two.
There was no further scoring
in the first quarter, but the second
quarter was one that the Flying
Dutchmen would like to forget.
The Colonels erupted for 21 second
quarter points.
Wilkes' second
touchdown was a 24-yard pass
from DeLuca to Tony DiGrazia
DiGrazia showed his talents on the
play as he out jumped the Lebanon
Valley defender. On the day the AllAmerican receiver caught eight
balls for 102 yards.
Wilkes' third score came by
way of a great effort by Ambosie.
Taking a screen pass from DeLuca
at the Lebanon Valley 26 he cut and
weaved his way to the endzone.
Meagley's boot was good and the
Colonels were up by ·a score of 210.
With less than 20 seconds left
in the first half DeLuca capped off
the second quarter onslaught with a
one-yard plunge. Meagley's fourth
placement was good and the
Colonels went into the locker room
with a 28-0 lead.
The Colonels not only
dominated the first half offensively
but also defensively. The Colonel
"D" held the Flying Dutchmen to

Dean Ambvsie bulls bis way past a Lebanon Valley defender.

argically as they were u
any points on the board.
score of the third quarter
~nd of the quarter as 1M
Dutchmen scored on a
scoring pass.
With the beginning
fourth quarter the Colonel
wasted no time in getting
endzone. DeLuca threw
touchdown pass, this time
Farrell. Meagley'a fifth
good and the Colonels

7.
some young players a
show their talent. One
young players was fr
receiver A.J. DiGiov
was on the receiving end
yard touchdown pass from
Kolar's PAT was wide
Colonels had a com£
lead.
Lebanon Valley
late fourth quarter touc
runs of 70 and one yant.

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                    <text>Vol.XL

No. 8
October 29, 1

November 5, 1987

Wilk

TC, bookstore
be relocated soon
The Colonel
he second h
;ally as they
points on
~of the thir
of the qu
hmen scar
11g pass.
With the
1 Quarter th
d no time i
1ne. DeLuc
:fawn pass,
I. Meagley
llld the Col

fi th
that
•rth cleared the
young players a
their talent.
players was fi
r A.J. DiGio
the receiving
1chdown pass fi
PAT

O'Hop,

of business affairs
cnterpri~, plans are
move the Reserve
Corps (ROTC) to
Slocum was taken
StZVice in order to be
put to use as office
project will consist
tion rather than
John Pesta, acting
piysical facilities and
purchasing and contthe first and second
um will be used for
le the third floor will
alternative uses.
ices will be moving.
and mailroom will
Church Hall which
s ROTC.
The
receiving office, now
~ basement of Stark
ter, will be moved to
of Pickering, where
and mailrooni are
. O'Hop said the
save "time, motion,

and money." He said the overall
cost of the change will be
outweighed by the positive results. ·
';be bookstore's move to
Chu:cli Hall will put the bookstore
and mailroom in a central location
and the shipping and receiving
move will save many shipping
problems previously encountered at
Stark.
O'Hop said the move will also
solve some · physical problems.
During the architectual process, for
example, the loading dock was
made about two feet lower than it
should have been because Stark was
built on slightl y different levels.
This and the congested parking
space pose problems in shipping.
O'Hop said one problem will be
what to place in the basement of
Stark.
Pesta said that he hopes to
have work started on the bookstore
soon, but 'doesn't want to
inconvenience students buying
books for the spring semester. He
said that early work will not
interfere with the sales part of the
building to avoid confusion at the

beginning of the semester. Church
Hall will also undergo minor
renovations to make accomodations
for the bookstore.
He said, "Our interest is in

making Wilkes more attrae;tive,
more accessible for clientele and
faculty."
O'Hop said that the
problem with the buildings is
"deferred maintenance." He added,
"It has almost become imperative
that we do this."
He said that a dossier had been
drawn up to see what major and
minor repairs have to be done.
This does not mean they will be
done right away, but it is a proactive role that will help.
It
(change) takes a great deal of time."
O'Hop said that vandalism is
another problem which interferes
with renovation. The danlage done
effects the College by having
people spend time and money
making repairs when efforts could
have been spent on other projects to
help students in other ways.

Keohane storms NewYork
by Tom Urso

ne, a senior at Wilkes, placed 100th in Sunday's New
thon.

The ROTC will soon be located in Slocum Hall on S. River St.

A crowd of over twenty-two
thousand people began a · gruelling
26.2 mile race through the five
boroughs of New York City on
Sunday. About ten minutes before
11 a.m. Sunday, the runners took
off Among the many participants
was Wilkes' Mike Keohane.
The months of training that
went into this race must have all
been worth it when he crossed the
finish line in an outstanding time
of 2 hours and 30 minutes with an
equally impressive 100th place
finish. Remember that that finish
represents at least the top one
percent of all finishing participants.
Now those are some impressive
accomplishments for Mike's first
marathon.
In talking to Mike after the
race I asked him how he felt and he
replied, 'Tm sore from the waist
down." And that's coming from
someone who has been running for
many years.
I also learned that
Mike went o•it in under 28 minutes

for the first 5 miles, a respectable · here Mike qualified for the NCAA
time if you are only running 5 Nationals by finishing as one of the
miles. I wonder how it must have top individuals in the Eastern
felt to know that he still had 21.2 Regionals race.
I asked Mike if he would do it
miles left in the race. I've been told
Mike looked strong at the 16- and again and he said without
17-mile marks as he went by hesitation, "Yes I'd like to do it
family members and friends. As again next year." So if you see
he went by my position at the 18- him congratulate him on this fine
mile point he still looked strong race.
and even had the energy to search
the crowd to see who might be
In this issue;
calling his name in this crowd of
strangers. To add to Mike's other
lllood drive today! p. 5
accomplishments he even managed
to get on nationwide television as
New vice president arrives
he ran with Priscilla Welsh, the
on campus
p. 4
lead female runner. He went on to
pass her at the 26 mile marker and
IRHC seeks support p. 5
to finish ahead of her by about 100
yards.
~eet Spike &amp; ~dy p. 6
For those of you who don't
know Mike, I'd like to enlighten
Pr. Guggenheim gives reading
you a little bit. He is a materials
of'hls work
p. 9
engineering major from Livingston,
New Jersey who ran cross country
Colonels ~ victory p. 11
for his four years here and is now
assistant coach to the Wilkes
harriers. In his last year running

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....ember 5, li87

Editorial

Meet the Prez and
make a difference
The average Wilkes student when passing through Stark Lobby
around 4:00 p.m. on Tuesday may not have noticed anything unusual
going on there. Whether students realized it or not, this Tuesday marked
the beginning of the Meet the Prez Series, where the president would
make himself available to students in an open forum for questions,
comments, or complaints. It seems, however, that a majority of the
students on campus overlooked the date on their calendar, because with
the exception of The Beacon photographer and myself, there was only
one other student who showed up to take advantage of this opportunity
to speak with the "brass" of Wilkes College.
It is my hope that students merely overlooked the opportunity.
My greatest apprehension is that many may have felt intimidated by the
President. This should not be the case. Sure, Dr. Breiseth is the
President of the College, but the man should be, and is, approachable.
Your ideas as a student are not only important, they are vital to the
success of Wil,kes College. If students are reluctant to approach him,
Dr. Breiseth pointed out, to speak their mind about what goes on at
Wilkes College, they will, as adults, be reluctant to approach the head
of a corporation, their congressman, or their boss.
I agree with Dr.
Breiseth. Student§ should be willing to approach the President with
their ideas and expect to have them listened to. The topics at the Meet
the Prez session included information about the new gym, the bell
tower, new programs in the works, the affect of the stock market
problems on Wilkes, and just plain pride in Wilkes College. These are
topics that you certainly do not get to broach with the President every
day. This is a fantastic opportunity for.students to learn and to teach.
Unfortunately, many students are ignoring this chance.
I realize that students have busy schedules, but it only takes a
moment to stop by the Stq,rk Lobby and talk to President Breiseth. If
you have never had the opportunity to speak to the President, it would
be wise to do so. After all, the school depends .on students as its
backbone, and the President, although he certainly is in charge of the
school, still essentially must answer for his actions. It is important to
realize that although the President does not have to listen to your
suggestions, you have every right to make them. Perhaps in the future
problems can be avoided if the President gets a clear and consistent voice
from
the
student
body.
Really, what other way can the President know what we are
thinking, short of talking to us? There has been some criticism of The
Beacon--we have been accused of leading students down a crooked path,
perhaps even of being led down this path ourselves by members of the
faculty. This is not the case. We at The Beacon have opinions and
when necessary voice them. They are our own opinions. This does
not make them any less valid. You, as students, have the right to voice
your opinions as well. Utilize the forums you have available--Letters to
the Editor, Meet the Prez, and other campus oragnizations. Prove to the
President that you, indeed, do have opinions of your own. Each time
The Beacon is accused of leading or being led, students are in fact being
insulted. The Beacon does not have the ability to lead students down
improper pathways. Students car. !~k at both sides of an issue and
make an informed decision on their own, without being led by the
faculty, administration, or even the editor of The Beacon.
The most important lesson you can learn as a college student is
when to take responsibility for your actions and the world around you.
Meet the Prez is an excellent beginning for this kind of responsibility.
I urge students to come out and be counted. Do not feel intimidated; do
not ever feel that what you have to say won't count, or that you will end
up sounding stupid. Every opinion is valid, and should have a place
when considering the well-being of Wilkes CoHege.
If last Tuesday was any indication, many students are reluctant to
get involved with this kind of responsibility for whatever reason. It is,
however, vital to the success of this school for students to get involved.
Wilkes College is an important part of your future. Don't be satisfied
just to sit by and let peQple run things for you. Get out there, meet the
Prez; ask him questions. But especially, listen, and listen carefully, to
his responses. Then, take that information and interpret it for yourself.
If you are reading this editorial now, I can only assume that you are
concerned about what happens on campus. Do not, however, take The
Beacon's word as law. Read The Beacon, and go out and question the
President about what you read. Take both sides into condsideration. I
am confident that you will not be led, whether by The Beacon or by the
President
Meet the Prez is a golden opportunity. I don't believe that the
school is going to change overnight, but it is up to you, as students, to
at least plant the seed of change in the school. Meet the Prez, and make
a difference.

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VOL. XL No. 9 November 5, 1987
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher Advisor-Tom Bigler
News Editors -Kim Klimek
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
-Korrie Anne Everett
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The Student Government staff would like to
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helped make the night very enjoyable

publication.

A pawn in their 2am~:

Mid- semester slump
strikes
by M. E. Evers

slept through your nine o'clock
class so many times that you've
rewritten the College's attendance
policy--you haven't cut class three
times, you've gone three times.
Cutting class, for those of us
who've wisely saved cuts 'ti!

November, just as ins
another major indication
midterm. Midtenn is prime
cutting time, at least for
it's the time when most

It's that time of year again.
No, not Halloween. That was
last week.
Not Thanksgiving;
that's not for a few weeks yet.
And, as far as I know, it isn't
Christmas yet either, although the . .- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -~
crowds at the Mall these days, The fate of Church Hall ?
feverishly shopping for presents for
little Johnny and Aunt Betty, would
seem to belie that.
It's midterm.
Now, I'm not
sure that today is exactly the middle
of the semester, but to me at least,
midterm doesn't really mean 1
"midsemester." To me, it's the
period halfway between Fall Break
and Thanksgiving Break when you
typically have two long papers and
five tests in two weeks--not to
mention assorted minor homework
assignments.
It's easy to figure out when
midterm is actually upon you; the
"danger signs" are easily recognizable, once you know what they
are.
For one, you suddenly start
getting homework assignments--and
tests--in classes you'd almost forgotten you had. The "forgetting"
may be a result of "danger sign
two": by now, you've probably

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I thcir most creative.

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;essions
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: Learning
Be there!

of this, "I can't go to
1have a cold" nonllus is the time when
h better reasons.
!here's the old standby,
-, history because I have
paper due." Boring, but
you through.
of course, there are
weather excuses": "It's
Idon't want to get wet
Siark"; "It's sunny, and
go to the River Compay in the leaves"; "It's
oon't want to leave my
boo"; "It's really warm,
want to be stuck inside
nice day of Fall. " As
Ille "weather excuse" is
readily adaptable to any

e Editor
'personal excuses."
from situations that
to come up at
when stress levels are
everyone's wired on
Just a few samples
sure you can think of
fighting with my
(boyfriend, girlfriend,
tllire dorm, roommate's
roommate's girlfriend,
spct gerbil, etc.) and I'm
IO go to class"; "The
~~·t like me, and he's
IO pick on me if I go";
apopular one, 'Tm so
sraying up all night that
asleep in class if I go-home and sleep instead.
CIII lie down there."
finally, there are the
excuses." But these are
)'OW' paltry sniffles and

PAGE THREE I

coughs. These are full-fledged med- give you a ''cure," I can give you
ical emergencies:
papercuts, this bit of advice: listen to the
sprained toes, a really really bad weather forecast, and if the announhangnail--things that require immed- cer says, "possibility of flurries
iate medical attention, preferably tonight," pray for an early,
when you know there's a long extremely heavy snowfall--1t's our
· only chance for a day to sleep until
waiting line in Health Services.
There are, of course, other November 25.
readily noticable "danger signs" that
it's that time again.
When you
start wearing sweatpants to every
class, not just that eight o'clock
class, you know it's midterm.
When you've finally decided to give
up on that cute guy/girl/alien life
form who sits next to you in
sociology and begin wearing
nothing but sweats to class (see
preceeding sentence), yon know it's
midterm. When you stay in most
weekend nights to write term
papers, yes, it's that time of year.
And, worst of all, when it's been so
long since you've had a "good
night's sleep" that five hours seems
luxurious, you know it's November, and Thanksgiving's just around
the comer.
The worst part about midterm,
though, is that it at first seems so
long from
Homecomiug to
Thanksgiving--until you decide you
need 30-hour days to get all that
extra work done. Let's face it-finals are bad, but at least you don't
have anything else to do but study
and take tests all day.
Now you can rest easier
knowing you're not alone in suffering from midsemester slump. If
you can think of a cure, let me
know, but until then, rm afraid I'll
have to bid you farewell (until next
week). This columnist, after all, is
also a student, and she's beginning
to hear faint cries from her
Christopher Breiseth conversing with Arthur Scola, student, at Tuesday's "Meet the Prez"
Economics book ("Read me! Read
session. These talks are held Tuesday afternoons at 4.
me!").
But even though I can't

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iterm is
at least
when

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PAGE FOUR

•

Waldner arrives
on campus
by Kim Klimek

Gerald Hardagen. Dr. Robert
Heaman served as acting viceThe new vice-president of president until Waldner arrived.
academic affairs has arrived at
President Christopher Breiseth
Wilkes. Dr. George Waldner began said in September that of the four
his work on campus October 19th. candidates interviewed from over
Since then, he said he has enjoyed 100 applicants, Waldner was the
the association he's had with "most articulate" and "fit our
colleagues,
staff,
and
some current situation best." Breiseth
students.
explained that Waldner fit the
In his T!ew position at Wilkes, position because he was "doing at
Waldner will be responsible for all Oglethorpe what we are trying to do
academic departments, the Student here--revising the core curriculum
Affairs Office, the Admissions and marketing the institution."
Office, the Registrar's Office, the
Waldner \Vas. born in PhilFinancial Aid Office, and the adelphia and raised. in Moorestown,
Division of Gradua:e Studi.:s and N.J., near Cherry Hill. He attended
Continuing Education.
Cornell University and majored in
Waldner said tllat as vice- Government, was in the Army
president, he will work with faculty Reserve, and then went to Princeton
and academic deans to help define University.
At Princeton, he
and clarify the academic Mission of received his Ph.D. in politics and
the College. In particular, he said, East Asian studies with particular
every institution of higher educ- focus on Japan.
·
ation should look at their role in
For his dissertation, he
greater society.
traveled to and lived in Japan for
He said, "I think the Mission two and a half years. He learned the
Statement is an excellent statemeni Japanese language_ and conducted
in broad terms. My role will be research by reading Japanese docinterpreting it in terms of function uments and interviewing Japanese
and particular features of the polical leaders.
academic program."
In
Oglethorpe,
Waldner
Waldner was chosen in a initially accepted a position as a
national search to fill the pos::tion professor of political science at the
formerly held by Vice-Presi 1ent University of Atlanta. He stayed

Speech &amp; Debate
team takes honors
Wilkes
College
pu0lic
speakers recently won awards ii! the
Shippensburg speech tournament.
The speech team placed third ,:;verall
and received seven individual speech
awards.
The tournament is spon~ored
by Shipensburg University vhern
speakers compete against_ twelve
colleges and universities from three
states and the District of Colunibia.
New member Steve Bachman
won a second place trophy in the
Entertainment Speaking category.
His teammate Richard Kline al~o
won a fourth place trophy in this
division.
Bachman was also
awarded a certificate of Superi0r
Speaking in the Extemporaneous
Speaking and Impromptu Oratory
divisions.
Bachman's achievement of
winning three awards in his first
tournament was a re(;ord which
contributed significaJJt\¥ to the
overall
team
achievement.
However, it was the efforts of
Susan Tomasko, another first year
speaker, that turned out to be one of
the hishlights of the tournament

Susan won a fir.;t place trophy
in Original Oratory category of
Persuasion. Many speakers find
this the most difficult type of
speech to give. She also won a
third place trophy for rer program
m interpretation of prose. The
seven awards won this weekend by
the award-winning novice group
raises the number of awards won so
far this year by the speech/debate
union to 19.
The next tournament for the
members of "Kinney's Kids" will
be when they travel to Fairfax,
Virginia to compete in the
"Metropolitan Washingtor, Communication Association's Annual
Individual Events Tourname,11."
The two day tournament is
being hosted this year hy George
Mason University.
This senior
varsity tournament is expected to
draw schools from a five state area
as well as the District of Columbia.
Wilkes will send its varsity all
male team along with Dr. Bradford
Kinney,
Director
of
the
Speech/Debate program, to the
competition.

with the college for 15 years and
was made provost in 1?85.
His wife Judy resides in West
Chester, PA, with daughter Lizanne
until the family moves into their
new home near Wilkes on
December 20th.
Vice-president Waldner feels
that there are certain plans and goals
which students who are taking
undergrad11ate courses at Wilkes
should keep in mind.
He said, "Students should be
active participants in classes. Be
prepared for class, to contribute to
the learning environment by asking
questions or stating points of view
in class."
Students will benefit from
college experiences, he said, to the
extent which students become
active participents. He said that
over the long run, they will develop
intellectual characteristics and work
habits that will be a great help
through their lives.
Another goal is personal
planning. Waldner said that "by the
time students are in their junior
year, they should have a w,;tten
plan. This plan should specify the
long term career objectives and
strategies for achieving those
objectives." He said the goal of the
plan should also be related co what
the student is studying at Wilkes.
Upon observation of many
students, Waldner said that he has

George Waldner was hired as vice president of academ~
found that students who have done
this planning and had goals
meanin.gful to them have been the
students who excell in academic and
extracurricular life of the college.
Making good use of available
resources when making career
decisions
is
also
important
according to Waldner. He said that
there are many people on campus
who can help students academically.
Academic advisors can tell
students about a graduate's opportunities and student officers and
career services can help students
find jobs related to their career.
A final source of support

which Waldner says
should not overlook ~
and friends.
Once a student kno
find support, he can lhea
evaluation. This incl
check of talents, apti
interests. The new vi
says a student must
"How can I relate
program of studies at
career goals that will ~
for me and of value to
He said that he
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ould not overlook
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tluation. This inc
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are shown campaigning for today's blood drive._ _ _ __

The American Red Cross will
be holding a blood drive on
Thursday, November 5th from 10
a.m.-4 p.m. at the Wilkes College
Gym . .The theme this year is "Be a
Blood Buddy- Heard it through the
Grapevine."
For many, giving blood is a
bothersome or worrisome idea.
Many students who don't give
blood say that they are too scared to
give or just don't have the time.
With all of the recent publicity
received by AIDs, some people
claim to be afraid of getting AIDS
by giving blood. Since the AIDs
virus is only transmitted by
contaminated blood, or sexually
transmitted by body fluids, donors
do not risk getting the disease from
donating blood. Acoording to Mary
Supey, director of Health Services
at Wilkes, "The reason you cannot
get AIDs is because they use a
sterile set to draw the blood.
Eve:ything is disposable and
thrown away (after each person).
She said, the need for blood is
as strong as ever. "The number one
cause of death in people your age
(late teens--early 20s) is accidents.

HEY YOU!
Yeah, you.
You may be saving the life of your
roomate. Accident victims use a
lot of blood, and if it's not
there.. it's just ~t. there."
Supey said "If we (Wilkes)
don't reach ohr quota they're (the
local Red Cross) under half of their
requirement for the day." This
year's goal is 220 pints. She said
that last year only seven staff
members contributed, and within
the last four years, the quota has
not yet been reached.
The local Red Cross branch
supplies blood to nearly 1.5
million people. To supply blood
to such a large number of people,
the Red Cross needs 430 donors a
day. In recent years, people have
been declining to give blood for
more and more reasons. Now,
according to Supey, the local
branch is on the verge of declaring a
"blood emergency."
Blood donors of all types are
needed. Anyone from the age of 17

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wants dorm input
Associate Director of Residence
Life.
According to John Schmidt,
president, the group is not living
up to its purpose. He attributes
this to a lack of enthusiasm within
certain parts . of the college. He
says that there is only a 50-60%
turnout rate of dorm representatives
at the bi-weekly meetings of the
Council.
The purpose of the IRHC is
basically to plan and direct projects
involving dormitories, as well as

Inter-Residence Hall
(IRHC) of Wilkes College
on-campus organization that
aliason between the dorms
administration. The purof the council, from its
charter, is "to arouse and
donnitory interest in
affairs." The Council is
by Mark Allen, Director of
e Life/Assistant Dean of
I Affairs and Leigh Major,
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working with Commuter Council
(CC) to plan all-college activities.
Also, the IRHC may serve to
resolve disputes in inter-dorm
matters. The IRHC was established
in 1955 as the "Inter-Dormitory
Council" to serve as a "coordinating
unit between the dormitories and
the administration of the college."
IRHC has sponsored one event
this year, in conjunction with CC:
the Halloween Dance of last weekend. Schmidt said the dance showed
a large turnout of students. There
was live music by the rock band,
Gandalf, and costume contests were
also held. Such events help in
creating a sense of campus unity
which would be impossible without
student participation and input
The next event being planned,
also with CC, is a Christmas
dinner-dance to be held in early
December.
These are the only
things the IRHC has planned so far.
The Council is looking for
new and creative ideas that would
help to increase dorm participation
within the college. As it is now,
dorms exist almost as individual
enuues.
The greatest contact
between residence halls is that of
brother and sister dorms which may
sponsor small events between
themselves.
A typical meeting consists of
discussing any important business
at hand, then opening the floor to
suggestions and complaints. Constructive complaints are welcome;

but "all talk/no action" suggestions
are frowned upon. In order for the
IRHC to serve the students, it
requires student input. Each dormitory elects a president who also
serves as the IRHC representative
in most cases. Schmidt says that
he "would like to see people other
than the dorm presidents -show up
for the meetings."
At the present time, there are
several committees to handle specific areas of resident life concern. A
maintenance committee is in charge
of handling any suggestions in
improving the physical condition of
dormitories. A food committee
will talk to Mr. Arthur Daly,
director of food service for the
college cafeteria, if there are any
comments or suggestions made in
·this area. According to Schmidt,

however, there has been no student
input. There is also a dorm parking
committee and a publicity committee. Student volunteers are invited
to join the committee of their
choice or provide their insight in
any of the committee concerns.
IRHC will have regular office
hours, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
everyday beginning November
16th, in its office on the third floor
of the Conyngham Student Center.
This will allow students to have
direct access to IRHC members in
order to voice any problems or
concerns.
The next meeting of the IRHC
is on Thursday, November 12, at

12 noon in SLC 166.
All
interested dorm students are welcomed and urged to attend the
meetings to provide creative input
or just to get a feel of the Council's

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�PAGE SIX

WCLH Spotli2ht

Spying on Spike &amp; Ran
by Korrie Anne Everett
Many of the WCLH listeners
often wonder to themselves (as
they listen to their favorite
WCLH DJ.'s) just what do these
guys/gals look like?
What are
they like when they're not at the
radio station? Are they regular
people?
Well, this week The Beacon
interviewed Spike and Randy of
the "Spike and Randy Show." We
began with some simple questions such as;
The Beacon:
Where are you
from originally?
Spike: Jim Thorpe, Pa. And
Randy lives in a green house on
68 something street. (laughs)
Randy:(returning from the other
room) No, I'm really
from
Wilkes-Barre.
The Beacon: What is your
major?
Spike: We're both junior electrical engineering majors.
Randy: Yeah.
The Beacon: How did you get
here, to the station?
Spike: I walked.
No, really
Randy got me into it.
Randy: I did it as a freshman.
Spike was always asking me to
get him in. We had fun and
wanted to do more.
The Beacon: How long has the
"Spike and Randy Show" been in
existance?
Randy: This is our second year
together.
The Beacon: Obvious question, when is your show?
Spike:
Sunday and Tuesday
nights,
9:00p.m.
until
12:00
midnight.

The Beacon: Is there a theme friends with all of them.
to your show?
Randy: Alternative music at its
best. (pause) Your music is our
theme.
What type of
The Beacon:

(They cite the example of
Maria, a listener, who became
their friend and now sits in on
their shows. We know Maria as
the "Dental Floss Strangler.")

particular favorites?
Randy: We always play requests
and we play bands that we like to
see in concert.
Spike: We end every show with
the "Cure.''

. . . reading public
ncements, cuing recOlds,
around and having lolS
Sometimes they bring
props for the enter- ·
their listeners. Randy
guitar and plays "
while Spike clicks alOII
PSA notebook! (Randy
Beacon that Spike likes
his eyes on the mic
occasionally, swallow
phone as he talks!)
The Beacon: How did
interested in this music?
Randy: We woke up
there. We came across
the show.
Spike: We accidentaly I
The Beacon: Why oo
this music so much?
Randy: This music ~
everything;
dancing,
whatever you want.
Spike: All-around musk.

The Beacon: Do you
last words for your fans?
Spike: Keep an open

our callers but we get to be
music do you play?
Spike:
Psychedelic
doom/pop
rock.
(He laughs.)
Randy: Don't print that!!
The Beacon: Do you have any
memorable -or odd experiences
that you'd like to share with your
fans?
Spike:
I'm surprised at the amount of callers we get.
Randy: We don't know faces of

The B'!acon: So, you two have The Beacon:
a "cult " following?
Spike: Yeah, I'd guess you'd call
it that.
The Beacon Do you have any
quotes or philosophies that you'd
like to pass on to your fans?
Spike: Never trust cart machine
one.
Truthfully, we have too
much fun to have a philosophy.
Randy: Can we come back to
that one?
The Beacon: Do you have any

Do either of you
hold a position · here at WCLH
other than DJ.?
Randy: I'm the ~istent music
director.
Spike:
No, hopeftilly next
year.
During the interview, the
guys run their show, answering
phones...
(Spike:
What was that?
Say
that again. Okay, thanks for
calling.)

bout the music and
judgements about it.
Randy: Everyone sh
and be converted.
Together: We thank
who listens and we wish
meet them all. It's
when we meet someone
street who knows us.
If you like good
enjoy a couple of guys
more fun than a
monkeys (or your most
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Comedy Laff-Off: Twice the _laughs
by Lee Morrell
What's that you say, you want
to laugh really hard? Do you want
to chuckle 'ti! your sides split?
You want to giggle yourself silly?
But, you don't want to have to go
to New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, or any other mecca of fine
entertainment to have tlris happen.
Well, as happens so often, the Programming Board says, "your wish
is our command!"
This Friday night, the same
night that the Programming Board's
own Dandy "D" Don Zelek celebrates his birthday, in the S.U.B.,
you won't be treated to just one
comedian. No, no, that would be
to easy. How about two comedians? Sound good to you? It's
now time for the second "Comedy
Laff-Off." Unlike last year, when

we got two pure stand-up comedians (Billiam Coronel and Bill
Rutkowski), this year we get a
comic-juggler, Jack Swersie, and
the headliner stand-up man, Ron
Darian.
.
First I'll tell you a little about
the "opening act.'' Jack Swersie is
a comedian and also a juggler
extrordinaire. Swersie began his career soon after his completion of a
course of study from the prestgious
Academy Theatre in Atlanta. As of
1983 his career began to soar after
opening spots with Buddy Rich,
Eartha Kitt, Jay Leno, Harry "Nightcourt" Anderson, Al Stewart, Pete
Burbatti, Jimmy "Dy-No-Mite"
Walker, Shirley "What's Happening" Hemphill, Margaret Whiting,
and trumpeteer Maynard Ferguson.
He has done his thing in such
places as Caesar's, Harrah's, and the

Tropicana Hotel in Atlantic City ,
the Host Farms in Lancaster, PA,
the Mt. Airy Lodge in the Pocono
Mountains, and of course the F .M.
Kirby Center in our own back yard.
Juggling is Swersie's forte. He
leaves his audiences with their jaws
scraping the ground as he juggles
such interesting things as knives,
cleavers, machetes, flaming devil
sticks, bowling balls, apples,
vegetables, mints, boxes, and balls
" -- all with skillful abandonment.''
He also is a skillful fireeater.
Did that get you curious? Do
you think that would intrigue you?
We're not even half done my
friends, you see, you've got to meet
Ron Darian.
Ron Darian has been a LaffOff headliner for five years now. In
between his touring, that lasts about forty weeks of the year, Darian

is doing commercials for such
things as Trump Casinos, Diet
Coke, and Michelob beer. Most recently, Darian was the headliner at
Caroline's, "New York's premier
comedy venue," where he packed
the house, they loved him so much
they asked him to come back in
January for a week. He also recently guest starred on David Brenner's
"Nightlife," where he appeared with
William "Capt. James T. Kirk"
Shatner and Leonard "Mr. Spock"
Nimoy and he performed his
famous "Star Trek" routine.
Darian studied acting at the
impressive Circle in the Square
Theatre Workshop, in New York
City. So you can see that stand-up
comedy isn't the only form of
entertainment that Darian is attuned
to. He has also worked on television, Broadway, and the movies.

Darian was in the cast
Broadway production of
as well as the Regional
Productions of "Play h
-_Sam," "Godspell," and 'T
men of Verona.'' If you
vision he has made ap
the soap operas "Ryan's
"One Life to Live." He
graced the screens of
vision. He has been on a
time special called "The
York Laff-Off," and Ill
special "Laughs," as well
nationally syndicated "E
- the Improv.''
Aside from Caroline'~
is a regular in the "hottest
clubs in New York:" The
isation, Catch a Rising
the Comic Strip. He has

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them all. It's
1 we meet som
: who knows us.
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' a couple of
fun than a
:eys (or your
&gt;logy
class.)
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Stay tuned to
listen for the

earning to
h~t-up
die space provided for this
I took the regrettable libuving a grand old time at
else's expense. It seemed
y to me at the time I was
d •· vicious, attacking, tout any socially redeam·ucs. After writing it I
better of it, and decided
piblishing it.
should have ended there. I'd
out. I said what I wanted
That should have been sufBut no. I showed it to the
they thought it was funny
y wanted to print it. So I
and said okay.
was not okay. One of the
learn when we grow up
IO shut up. No matter how
think something or somepart of the process of
is learning to keep our huourselves when it is
at the expense of someclimes this means letting
remark go. Sometimes
got to go run into the
to keep yourself from

laughing right in somebody's face, wrote, it may be a lesson I still
but if it saves that person even a haven't learned.
moment of unnecessary 'embarrassSo what is college for anyway,
ment, it i? ~orth it.
but learning, growing, maturing?
I remember coming into a bar ·
Well, I'm trying to learn when
once, a very seedy place indeed, to shut up. Laughing-at somebody,
crowded, unruly, I mean, we're although it can be a source of great
talking Star Wars. In the crowd I joy in_ ~e priv~cy of one's home,
spotted someone I knew. He was a when it is done m the public forum
snob of the first order, and I knew it ceases to be funny. I would say a
he would be embarrassed to be good rule of thumb might be that
found in the sleaziest bcerhall in any humor that depends on anothtown, but I was_ delighted. ~ff er's discomfort is not humor at all.
these slobs h~gmg out shooung
So while we're at it, I'm not
pool and throwing darts, several wo- going to say even one more thing
men of questionable virtue, and about the Belltower. Not a peep. I
there was Mr. Snob. I siezed my won't even refer to the lack of work
chance:
that's been going on, or not going
• •1'~hy, Tom,_ wh~\,~e you on, all _week.
Nor will I mention
d~ing ma du~p like this. I asked the unsightly way the tow~r looks,
with great delight.
or any of the dreadful thmgs I've
"Running into people like overheard people saying about it.
you," came his quick response. No I won't. Burns Tower is an
Eggallovermyface,right? '
honorable tower.
Well,Ihadaskedforit,because
And I won't say anything
I couldn't keep my big mouth shut. awful about that certain reptilian
I hadn't yet learned that it is okay professor who will remain anonnot to be funny, clever, witty, cruel ymous.
etc.--notwhenthejokeisatsomeYou see, I'm getting an edone else's expense. It wa_s not an ucation. Y~s I _am. And part of
easy lesson to learn. Judging from that _educauon 1s finally, finally,
the nasty , column I originally learnmg when to shut up.

1 was in the
way production
II as the Regi
:tions of "Play
"Godspell," and
' Verona." If you
he has made
1p operas "Ryan's
-ife to Live."
the screens of
He has been
&gt;ecial called "The
Laff-Off," and
"Laughs," as
lly syndicated
rov."
ide from Car
ular in the "h
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this film's story is extremeAlien" and "The Tenninator,"
afew twists that make it a
tertaining movie.
basic plot of "The Hidden"
wniliar scenario. An alien
tstructive powers (A LA
is raising havoc on earth
Terminator). It loves stealtilling, rock music, and
s. The alien lies within varhuman hosts. When it has
a human's body to utter
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Gemini- Be prepared for a big change to come soon.
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8
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8O get yourb act together.
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h
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8o Aries. Common ground between you and a fnend
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O that the thought is more important than the action; a
great favor will always be a bad favor if it is done for the
O wrong reasons.

8
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8 you don't take a stand somewere, everybody will walk
o all over you.
8
Capricorn - Be a little less serious this week. Lighten
up! Nobody likes a worry wart. I know that you have a
lot on your mind, but you can't think seriously all the
time--it's deadly.
·
Taurus - Brother Bull, I know how it feels to be a bull,
for I am one. This is quite the Happy Week for you. If
you plan it right, you'll make out just fine this week.

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ACTING .............. 2.5
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shadows.

Bull's
forecast

80 CANCER

The Hidden"
goes from one persons mouth into
another.
This killer isn't the only alien
on earth. Another one has followed
him with the intent of destroying
him. He is sort of an interplanetary
FBI agent. There is more than one
reason why he wants to see the evil
alien meet death. The creature
killed his former partner as well as
his wife and daughter. So vengeance lies heavily in his mind.
The FBI alien teams up with
the detective who is investigating
all the murders the alien commits.
Michael ("Flashdance") Nouri plays
the part of the detective.
"The Hidden" is intense, scary,
interesting, as well as touching.
All of these elements come together
to produce a very enjoyable flick.
So hurry up! Go out and find "The
Hidden" before it disappears into the

AQUARIUS

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Scorpio- Keep an eye and ear on your friends; one
may be in need of help. You can't hear what he or she
is trying to tell you if you don't listen.

0

o Libra- Be a little less sociable this week, unless you

8 are runing for office. If you are not, you're over-trying
8 will only tick people off.
8 Aquarius- Calm your emotions this week. You are

up @$&amp;%'s Creek without a paddle, but there
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8 Cancer- Let your hair down and loosen that tie; you're
o just too stuffy. If you can't have fun, at least don't ruin
John Gordon's reviews appear 8 the other folks.
weekly and are his own opinions. o
John can also be seen reviewing 0
movies on Wilkes 1V WCT on the 8 Virgo- Take some time off for yourself this week. You
monitors in Stark Lobby, 11 am O might be giving too much. Relax and spend some time
and 12pm.

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PAGE EIGlIT

Halloween Dance

•
A woman's view

of the library
by Marsha Howes

Kirk Edwards, LIVE
by Lee Morrell
If you walked through the
Stark Lobby on Tuesday and heard
music, don't think something crazy
like someone had their box turned
up too high. You· see, the music
was actually the sounds of Kirk
Edwards, LNE!
The latest installment of the
'87-'88 Solo-Concert Series, sponsored by the Programming Board,
was two hours of honky-tonkin'
blues tunes, as presented by the 34
year old (actually, he tu.med 35
yesterday) journeyman.
Edwards opened with a series
of 50's post-war songs, the Korean
war of course, by such artists as
Jimmy McCracklin and the Blues
Blasters and Frankie Lee Simms.
This was followed by some songs
from the 20's and 30's about such
topics as getting drunk and coming
of age, by Tampa Red and Merle
Travis.
·
His next "generalization" was
music called "cellar music." This
is music that came from the deep
south. He performed songs by such
artists as Delbert McClinton,
Tommy Serabian --an old friend
that he used to do an occasional duo
with that just recently passed away-and the author of the classic "Mr.
Bojangles," Jerry Jeff Walker.
He followed the "deep south"
songs with some songs that
definitely fit their name. He called
them "Rockin' Blues." These were
very up tempo fast moving fun
songs. He played some songs by
Willie Dixon, Junior Wells, Young
Jesse, and even Bob Dylan.
Edwards wasn't confined to
performing all cover material. Of

the songs that he did, four of them
were written by him. The first that
he did was a song cailed "Call Me
Anytime." it was dedicated to an exgirlfriend who went from plain old
singer to Grammy Award nominee
and needed someone to help her deal
with her success, so she called him-at 3:00 a.m. The next two songs,
although they had no story
prefacing them; the words said it
all. They were called "Celestial
Dancin"' and "The Simple Things."
His final original work was a song
about a time he was travelling to
his shows in a camper, where he
had all of his worldly posessions.
He left the camper alone for a while

and everything was stolen. The
song tells of how he let it slide and
just went on knowing there was no
chance of his retrieving the stolen
stuff. The song is appropriately
called "First Light, Second Wind."
Although he calai.med to not
be a comedian he slipped in a song
that was quite humorous. The
untitled song was about a "three
legged dog" in the old South who
came back to reap revenge on the
person (or dog) who "shot my pa
(paw)." You know, "pa"-"paw,"
get it? Well, I laughed.
The . only problem I saw

Continued on p. 10

The rhododendron beckon me
as I trudge up the walk toward the
library, past what I presume is
a fossilized tree stump.
The
dreamer in me bids me pause a brief
moment, but my book-filled briefcase weighs me down. I pull open
the heavy door with my free arm
and enter the Farley Library. Libraries have been special sanctuaries
since I was five, when I chose a
book from the shelf for my mother
to read to me. I have worked in
libraries processing, cataloging, and
shelving books. I love the quiet reassurance books exude in libraries.
But, I am spoiled. _I expect the
book I need now to be represented
in the card catalog and on the
bookshelf, or in circulation but available to me at a later date. Frustration, disappointment, and anger
are emotions I have experienced
when the book is not available,
particularly when searching for
books authorect by women, and
books dealing with the multitude of
issues facing today's women.
My frustration, disappointment, and a11irer led me to investigate why a gap exists at Farley
Library in an important subject
area. Thanks to the Women's Movement and the changing roles of womyn, interest in this area has
exploded. Consider that 49% of
Wilkes' enrollment is female, and
that they will graduate to live and
work in a world where half the population is female.
The library
inventory should include a fair percentage of books addressing and
relating to women's issues and
concerns.
Heidi Selecky, acqms1t1on
librarian, works in a glass-enclosed
office on Farley's second floor. She
has the awesome responsibility of
choosing books we students eventually use for reading and research.
Faculty members from each department submit order cards for
books they want ordered. Every department is budgeted an allotment
based on the circulatiqn of that

r

particular subject arr1
instance, Ms. Selecky
language and literature
the most widely circula
ever, certain depanme
those in the sciences, ruc
geted with that because
become obsolete sooner.
these books must be re
frequently, and unfort
are more expensive. In
separate department
there is the librarian's f
allows Ms. Selecky disc
ordering books from
area. There are always
to order than funds a
Ms. Selecky exercises
sideration of student
ordering.
What about the
by women or books w·
the voice and experience
Ms. Selecky assured me
sitive and aware that a
books exists in the subj
she has been ordering
books from the librarian's
encouraging sign is
members are beginning
women's books. A collfl
be a specific women's
utilize books which offer
voice and viewpoinL
has for too long been
resented.
Leaving the library
down moss-stained steps
on my inquiry. I am
Selecky strives to
studenr needs as she
within a budget that has
been affected by a finaoc·
just as college libraries
affected around the cou
some hope for an inc
men's books in the lib
tory. But, as Ms. Se!
cut, a lack of new
espeddl y in the area of
womei:'s studies, is to
the res11lt of a need to re
and m u~lated books. It is
ening to realize such
have .ramifications on
that are or are not acquired
the Farley Library.

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view
try
particular subject
instance, Ms. Sc1
language and lite
the most widely c·
ever, certain dcp
those in the scienc
geted with that bee
become obsoletes
th ese books must be
frequently, and unti
are more expensive.
separate departm
there is the 1ibrari
allows Ms. Selecky
ordering books fro
area. There are al
to order than fun
~s. Selecky excrci
:ideration of stud
,rdering.
What about the
Y women or books
1e voice and experi
r~. Selecky assured
1ve and aware
oks exists in the
~ has been oi;
Jks from the lib
:ouraging sign is
mbers are begi
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a specific worn
ze books which
e and viewpoinL
for too long
lted.

Leaving the ·
moss-stained
1y inquiry. I
ky strives to
11 needs as she
1 a budget that
ffected by a fin
• college Iibr
t.1 around the
1ope for an i
books in the
3ut, as Ms. s
lack of new
lly in the area
s studies, is to
It of a need to
ilated books.
&gt; realize such
nifications on
rare not acq
( Library.
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PAGE NINE

Herbert Guggenheim:
reading to remember
discovery of his love for the world District of Columbia, George
and his students. This story was Mason, Johns Hopkins University,
Friday night in the very detailed, yet easily compre- the Smithsonian, Georgetown, and
Dickson .J&gt;arte Center hensible and enjoyable.
now Wilkes College. Dr. Guggege offered a special perenheim stated that he likes Wilkes
Those
of
you
who
went
to
the
from one of its talented
but finds that the students and facbers, Dr. Herbert S. reading realize what an interesting ulty need to lighten up. "Some· . The reading consist- writer Dr. Guggenheim is. He is times I think that the faculty has to
currently working on a critical biopiems, all of which were
sit down and watch a Marx Brogh the eyes of the graphy about Don DeLillo which thers' movie together." Surely Dr.
Pete Sussman:
"Pete will be published next summer.
Dr. Guggenheim has been Guggenheim is going to endeavor
Wonders Whether He
interested in art all his life. He to help students develop a sense of
rite a Poem about his
remembers as a child going to art humor along with a more creative
Teacher's Feet," "Pete
galleries, museums, symphonies, mind. He will have greater opDoses Off While
and rock concerts with his friends portunity to do this in his Creative
a Rerun of an Old
and f~ily. His fascination with Writing course offered next semIsland Episode," "Pete
writing sparked in his early teens ester.
Observes a Man Eating
Dr. Guggenheim is currently
and has continued to grow ever
Garbage," "Pete Susssince, which is perfectly understand- working hard on developing a crea Woman Carrying a
able with the talented and creative ative writing program. He is going
'lated Box with a Mewwriters he has met and worked with. to bring in at least eight guest
ide Down the Escalator
The list includes John Barth who speakers who are famous authors
Platfonn of the Clevland
received the National Book Award and leading edge types. He also
Station in Washington
and years of study under the Pulitzer wants to get Wilkes students from
'Pele Sussman at the
different artistic areas to work toPrize Winner Henry Taylor.
one short story en ti tied
Di. Guggenheim has been gether including the visual arts,
boo" about a college
teaching since 1980. He has taught actors and actresses, painters. This,
move to Southern Float a myriad of institutions including he is sure, will further the cultural store for Wilkes College students
1oneliness, and a natural
Southern Mississippi where he got environment at Wilkes.
with everything Dr. Guggenheim
Next semester has a lot in
his Ph.D., the University of the
has to offer the school, as those
who went to his reading on Friday
discovered. Hopefully, in return,

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Defense
Continued from page 12
Widener had other ideas.
After their first trip deep into
Colonel territory was unsuccessful
,the Pioneers needed a score. Once
again the Colonel defense was like
a brick wall as it turned away the
Pioneers for three downs but on
fourth down Widener finally broke
the endzone. The Pioneers then
tried for a two-point conversion but
MAC Defensive Player of the Week
Bob Wall broke it up.
Widener then mustered up
another score, this time on a 30
yard run. The try for two was good
and with five minutes remaining
the Pioneers had cut the Colonels
lead to 24- 14.

Penalties hurt the Colo
the fourth quarter as they had
haulted by the little yellow
With less than three minule!
the Pioneers put together
drive but once again it was
who made the big play
intercepted his third pass
game. Widener would lhen
on a safety to make the final
24-16.
With this past victo~
Colonels raised their record
but there are still two im
games left before anyone can
of championships and p
The Colonels face Juniata
weekend and a victory will
them one step closer tow
championship.

Pre-Registration is coming up!
Please take note of the following schedule:
Seniors--Class of 1988, 90 Credits or more
The 1987 Wilkes College senior football cheerleaders.
Novobilski, Leah Kulikowski, and Kristen Kolensky.

If you have a

Laff-Off

division of Ed McMahon's "Star
Search." He also "showcased" at
the 1987 NACA (National Association of Campus Activities) National Convention. Not only did he
perform, but he received a standing
ovation.
Darian and Swersie, you would
expect to see them anywhere but
here. But surprise, surprise, they
will be gracing us one time and one
time only. So treat yourself to a
night of New York comedy on the
Programming Board. Showtime is
8:00 Friday night in the S.U.B.
Get there on time, seating is on a
first come first serve basis.
C ontinued from p. 8

throughout the entire show, and
maybe it was because of where I
sat, was the back row of people
were very loud and disruptive. I
spoke to many other people who
conferred what I said.
The stage was set by the
Programming Board with their
t:olored lights and red and whit
checked tablecloth covered tables.
All that was needed was a musician
with, say, twenty years of musical
experience and expertise in two
instruments, guitar and harmonica.
These are just two of the qualities
that made the Kirk Edwards SoloConcert a fine musical experience.
In spite of the noise, the show, to
me, was a smash. Once again,
congratulations and thanks to the
Programming Board for another fine
show

Juniors--Calss of 1989, 60 Credits or more

Please c~l Ext. 494 to learn about a support group for
females with STDs. Your call will be kept in the strictest
confidence.
r-__________
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Edwards

sexually transmitted disease (STD) and:

--feel alone
--Have no one to confide in
--Have important, unanswered questions
--feel refused and unsure
--need support and reassurance

Continued from p. 6
formed at Caesar's Board Walk
Regency,
Harrah's,
and
the
Tropicana, all in Atlantic City. He
has also made many college stops-with and without the Laff-Off.
Darian has also brought home
his share of the honors. He is a
two time winner in the comedy

Pre-register November 9 &amp; 10 with advisor, then re~st
M-R November 10, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
S-Z November 10, 1 :00 p.m.- 4:30 p.m.
A-E November 11, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
F-L November 11, 1:00 p.m.- 4:30 p.m.

Pictured left to right are Michele

Fahmy appointed
chairman

Dr. Mahmoud Fahmy, Dean of
Graduate Studies and Continuing
Education at Wilkes College, has
been appointed by the Economic
Development Coucil of Northestern
Pennsylvania (EDCNP) to chair its
newly-established Export Advisory
Council.
Fahmy recently presided over
the first meeting of the Council,
held in W eckesser Hall on the
·Wilkes campus.
As chairman, Fahmy will
oversee a council of representatives
drawn from the business and
industry community, as well as
other indivuals knowledgeable
about exporting and its importance
to the economic status of the
region. Included in this group are
government officials, executives in
key corporations in the region, and
educators.
The council is charged with
supporting export activities within
the seven counties of Northeastern
Pennsylvania.
As Fahmy describes, "Our role is to generally
advise the EDC executive committee and staff on those activities
and issues that are critical to
advancing the cause of exporting
activities
in
Northeast Pennsylvania.
"An important function of this
advisory group," he continues, "is
to encourage, in any way possible,
greater awareness of exportinf

opportunities.
In this way, the
council will serve as a vital link
between the government and the
public and private sector on issues
of export promotion."
In addition to serving in an
advisory capacity, members of the
council will also plan export
seminars, workshops, and other
activities for members of the
regional business community.
Members of the EDCNP
Export Advisory Council, in
addition to Fahmy, are: Henry
LeBlanc, Supervisory International
Trade Specialist, U.S. Department
of Comrrierce International Trade
Commission,
Philadelphia;
Howard
Grossman,
Executive
EDCNP;
Thomas Heany, Vice
President, Acker Drill Company,
Clarks Summit; Kenneth Dolph,
Executive Director, Lackawanna
County Industrial Development
Authority, Scranton;
Robert
Nowak,- Area Development Coordinator, Pennsylvania Power &amp;
Light Company, Hazleton; Robert
Murphy, Procurement Specialist,
ED&lt;;NP;
Joseph Migliorino,
Assistant Management Officer,
Small Business Administration
Wilkes-Barre;
Charles Naples'.
Development Specialist, EDCNP;
William Drake, Vice President
Inter Metro Industries Inc., Wilkes~
Barre.

me·
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soccer tear
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did not w
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play as a tea,
members had 11
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· until three da
game that there ev

olonels pla)
games of
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much more p
then in previ,
y hooters had
of the Franklin

Pre-register November 11 &amp; 12 with advisor, then re~s
M-R November 16, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
S-Z November 16, 1:00p.m.- 4:30 p.m.
A-E November 17, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
F-L November 17, 1 :00 p.m.- 4:30 p.m.

Sophomores--Class of 1990, 36 credits or more
Pre-register November 13 &amp; 16 with advisor, then re~s
M-R November 18, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
S-Z November 18, 1:00 p.m.- 4:30 p.m.
A-E November 19, 8:30 a.m.- 12 noon
F-L November 19, 1:00 p.m.- 4:30 p.m.

an

Freshmen--Class of 1991, less than 36 credits
Pre-register November 18, 19, &amp; 20 with advisor, then
register:
M-R November 23, 8:30 a.m.- 4:30 p.m.
S-Z November 24, 8:30 a.m.- 4:30 p.m.
A-E November 30, 8:30 a.m.- 4:30 p.m.
F-L December 1, 8:30 a.m.- 4:30 p.m.

t - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- BlO.LOGY DEPARTMENT
SPECIAL LECTURE
You are cordially invited to
attend a presentation

WO

closed ou1
·n and two I
t their final
fine perforn
season b)
Straface, I
senior/co-&lt;

By
Dr. Edward Jarroll
Department of Biology
Cleveland State University
Cleveland, Ohio
on
...
"CELLULAR METABOLISM IN GIARDIA:
THEY ARE WHAT THEY EAT"
at
Stark Learning Center
Room 101

INl©vsmbsr 5, 1987
8pm
All are welcome to this free event

The lecture is TODAY!

cross-town
Scandlon
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press tirr
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by the little
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!ty to make the
h this past
raised their
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ft before any
1pionships an
lonels face J

men's soccer team closed out
last Saturday at F &amp;M
's soccer team
year as a varsity
against Franklin &amp;
Lady Colonels
icr for the final
llllC game schedule.
ream did not win
season they have
their soccer skills
play as a team.
members had not
ore. In addition, it
until three days
pme that there even
Saturday's game

dits or more
visor, then re
.. - 12 noon

4:30p.m.
- 12 noon

4:30p.m.
dits or more

bs to Franklin &amp;
Colonels played

best games of the
. The second half
much more play
then in previous
Illy hooters had the
ri the Franklin &amp;

visor, then
.- 12 noon

4:30p.m.
· 12 noon

4:30 p.m.
redits or
[visor, then
- 12 noon

4:30 p.m.
- 12 noon

4:30p.m.

· 4:30p.m.
4:30 p.m.
4:30p.m.
t:30 p.m.

the sweeper position for Wilkes.
Senior/Captain Mary Jo Zukoski
also had a fine defensive performance for the Lady Colonels.
Junior Suzanne Payne has shown
her versatility throughout the
season playing both on offense and
defense. She turned in another good
game for the team on Saturday.
Strong offensive performances
were recorded by Jonine Petras,
Senior/Cl!J)tains Caryn Stasco and
Kelly Cota. Stasco played very
strong for the offense throughout
the season. Saturday's game was
one of Stasco's best as she had a
comer kick and several shots on
goal for the Lady Colonels.
The majority of the team will
be returning for next season,
however the team is losing three of
its key players from graduation.
Now that the Lady Colonels have '
their first season under their belts
they are looking forward to next
season.
Congratulations to members
the women's soccor team for your
Caryn Stasco waits for the throw in from Suzanne Payne in Saturday' game
first season as a varsity team and ,--a_g_a_ins_t_F_&amp;_M_._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
good luck in future years. Good
luck wishes also go out to those
graduating seniors who helped make
sports history this year at Wilkes.
May your futures be prosperous.
Congratulations also go to Coach
Jim Jacowicz for the season.

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t their final record
fine performances
this season by Lisa
Straface, Debbie
senior/co-captain
sday, the Lady
cross•town rivals
Scandlon Gymthe Lady Monarchs
Lady Colonels 3-0.
· cs of the games
at press time.
ythe team traveled
IO compete in a
In the first match
Mulhenburg 2-0
the match the Lady
110ial of eleven aces
. Kravitz scored
four kills. Ayres
and eight assists.
match Dickinson
2-0 (1 · 15,4-15). The
kills. Straface had
while Ayres turned

The Lady Colonels in action last week against Kings.
Congratulations
to
coach
Doris Saracino and her team on a
fine season. Good luck to all the

senior players.

Shenefield 's
goals spark
Colonels
by Craig Larimer

grade. This one was the first one
ever to come off of my head."
The Wilkes soccer team Shenefield's second goal was the
ended it's scoring drought r they end result of a nice run by freshman
flooded Bloomsburg with~ four Mike Lenczycki. Lenczycki beat
goals. The four goals were not the Bloomsburg sweeper and gave
only important for the victory, but Shenefield a crisp pass along the
also for the confidence of the team. ground which Shenefield poked past
The Colonels had not scored more the Huskies keeper.
than two goals in a single -game
The Colonel's record now
since October seventh. The victory stands at 9-7-2. Wilkes will play
over Bloomsburg reassured Head the Monarchs of Kings College on
Coach Phil Wingert of his teams Saturday at 1:00 to end out the
scoring abilities. The game had season. The guys have had a great
another certain significance for Phil season, so show some support as
Wingert and his squad; the victory the Colonels look to end the season
marked the first time the Colonels on the winning note.
have defeated the Huskies in ten.-------"'-----::-----games.
John Pursell initiated the
scoring for the Colonels as he
accepted a pass from Paul
Tavaglione and one timed it into
the goal on the near side. John
leads the team· in scoring with six
goals and three assists. Tavaglione
continued the attack with his fifth
goal of the year. Chris Shenefield
had a super day as he recorded two
goals. Shenefield scored his first
goal off of a Tavaglione assist.
Oddly enough, Shenefield's goal
was the first goal he as ever scored
with his head. Shenefield said of
his first goal of the day, "I've been
playing soccer since I was in second

�Wilkes College

Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 9

18766

November 5, 1987

I Wilkes enters top 10 nationally

Colonel of Defense helps Wilk
the week defeat Widener
by Bill Kem
Last Saturday's 24-16 victory
over Widener was important in
many ways. First, it left only
Wilkes and Susquehanna atop of the
MAC. Second, it propelled the
Colonels into the top ten in the
nation for division III. And if the
victory proved anything, it proved
that the Colonels are a team, and
that fact has made 1987 one heck of
a season.
In the past couple of games

That was just on series, but it was
an effort by the entire defense,
players like Hopkins, Cwalinski,
Maiorano, Hubert, Morgans, Wall,
Klein, Dougherty, Canterella, and
Habeeb, that helped control an
explosive Widener attack.
Anyone who missed last
Saturday's game probably missed
one of the best halfs of football
ever performed by a Colonel team.
But the firs t play of the game was
almost disasterous. Widner intercepted a Carl DeLuca pass and

Colonel "D".
time in putting in their
score of the game. This ·
Harrison was on the ·
of a ten-yard Deluca
Meagley's boot was goo!
Colonels were ahead 14.().
The Colonel defe
forced another Widener
This time it was Tehansky
off a Stoffere at the
Once again the offense
paydirt. Behind the one•
of Courtney Mcfarlane

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Linebacker, Joe Daches pounds Widener quarterback Dan Stoffere.
returned it for an apparent score, but
the Wilkes College defense has
luckily, for the Colonels, the score
been outstanding.
Take, for
was called back because of a ruffing
instance, last Saturday.
With
the passer penalty. The Colonels
Widener at the Colonel one, the
were unable to advance the ball and
Pioneers had four cracks at the
punted. On third and ten the
endzone but the Colonels had other
Colonels forced the first of five
ideas. On the first play, senior
turnovers as they recovered a
defensive tackle threw a Widener
Pioneer fumble at the Colonel 48.
back for a two-yard loss. In the
The Colonels wasted no time
next · play
linebacker
Steve
in capitalizing on the big break.
Tehansky sacked quarterback Dan
DeLuca found Tony DiGrazia wide
Stoffere for a three-yard loss (it was
open in the endzone for an 18-yard
the first of seven sacks on the day).
scoring strike. Shawn Meagley's
Third down was an incomplete
PAT was good and the Colonels
pass. That brought up fourth down
had a 7-0 lead.
and the Colonels rose to the
Once again the Pioneers were
occassion. Joe Daches leveled
unable to move the ball against the
Stoffere to hault any scoring threat.

Ambosie the Colonels put
a beautiful ball control
drive was capped
McFarlarle going arournd
side for a six-yard run. .
third PAT was good
Colonels were up 21-0.
In
their viclL'fy
Susquehanna Widener
unanswered points in tit
half to seal the victory.
Colonels had other ideas.
interception set up a
fieldgoal from 27 yards
that point it seemed the
would coast the rest of the

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                    <text>Vol. XL

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ilkes helps Corbett meets
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Action Week will be

Wilkes from Monday

the Caribbean, and also prepares and
distributes educational materials on
the issues of development and
hunger for people in the United
States. The name "Oxfam" comes
from the Oxford Committee on
Famine Relief, a committee
founded in England in 1942 and
brought to Boston in 1970.
Tony Vento, campus minister,
said that students wishing to skip
one or more meals must sign up
ahead of time in Pickering Hall at
the designated areas to miss a
particular meal in order to credit the
cost of their meal to Oxfam. Those
wishing to partake in the fast will
be able tp go to a fast support
station in the dining hall. All who
participate in the fast will be served
liquids such as coffee and tea so
they won't become dehydrated.
Those who do not bring
canned food items or wish to fast
may give donations for "Feed a
Friend" to WHEAT members in
Stark lobby during the Campus
Action Week.
According to Vento, "This is a
chance for the whole campus to
join in fighting local and world
hunger as a way of celebrating
Thanksgiving." Campus Action
Week is the last WHEAT project in

y next week. For
ilkes Hunger Education
TaMorce (WHEA1)
canned food drive for
, faculty, staff, and
Sllldcnts in the Stark
t Monday through
Canned food from
'nistration, and staff in
cooimuter students will
at designated drop off
II a.m. and I p.m.
Stark Lobby. Adfaculty and staff in
gs will also have
drop off points. The
be forwarded to local
s through the "Feed a
m. "Feed a Friend" ,
by Channel 16 and the
Commission on
~lXJrtunity [CEO].
ursday, donn students
sacrificing their meals
world's hungry as part
0xfam America day of
am America is an
agency that funds selfment projects and
in poor countries in
Latin America, and Continued on p. 3

If you happened to walk
through the Stark Learning Center
Lobby on Monday about noon, you
may have been accosted by a wild
man waving a microphone and
raising issues while raising hell.
Who was this man, and why was he
here? Perhaps you recognized this
individual as Wyoming Valley's
maverick columnist, Steve Corbett,
whose column appears several
times each week in the Times
Leader. Mr. Corbett is noted for
his often controversial and always
timely treatment of local, national,
and global issues.
Steve ·Corbett's appearance in
the lobby of Stark was a prime
opportunity for students to express
their views openly, vent their
emotions, and listen to and consider
the opinions of others regarding a
variety of topics. Students seemed
to welcome the chance and were
eager to participate in this open
forum for the exchange of ideas and
op1mons.
After all, it's not
everyday that such an opportunity
presents itself on the Wilkes
campus.
But the days in which such an
event is considered a rarity at
Wilkes may very well be drawing
to a close. In fact, Steve Corbett's
appearance was not a one-time only

esident Breiseth
dresses students
uesday's "Meet the Prez"
· !Opher Breiseth shared
of the college in answer
questions.
These
were raised mainly about
endowment and the
nsc to a question about

of the recent stock market
the college's endowment,
povided a concise answer.
that although the net
value of the fund has
the loss is substantially

below the overall market loss.
The college's endowment is
being handled by two firms who
have been given more flexibility by
the Board of Trustees to move these
monies
toward
safer,
more
conservative, ends, for example
bonds and cash. They were also
given the freedom to return funds to
the stock market if and when that
alternative seems more attractive.
Unless
the · international
economy declines radically, Breiseth
feels there is little threat to Wilkes
funding. Major indicators of the
U.S. economy are "remarkably

healthy," says Breiseth.
In regard to the Belltower,
Breiseth expressed a positive
attitude.
He believes that
eventually the structure will serve
to "define" the college and become
an identifying symbol of the
campus. He explained why work
seemed to have stopped for awhile:
crucial building materials were
being delivered. Constuction has
begun once more, and should be
finished in the near future. When
construction is finished, Breiseth
said, most of the talk will probably
be laid to rest

event; it served also as an invitation
to students, faculty, and staff to
attend, and even more, to be
actively involved in next Monday's
open forum. So bring your friends
anytime between 11:30 and 1:30,
Monday, November 16th, to Stark

Lobby, whore intensely felt and
stated positions, heated debate,
flying
sparks,
and
new
understanding will be the order of
the day.

See questionnaire on p.5

�~November 12, 1987

etters

Security a
concern

to

Another Concerned
Graduate
Dear Editor:

the

Priorities?

company near Philadelphia to
redesign the traditional "W". The
company came up with the "flying
W" as a replacement This new
letter looks as if it might have been

Dear Editor:

of
register for my last
Wilkes. I am a seni(J
major, and the courses I I
under "English" upset me
deal.
It was~'t the courses
that upset me, nor the
periods that are being
those courses, nor even the
certain courses I'd hoped
offered are not on the list
No, it was the times
those courses that anno
angered--me. The Lan
Literature Department is
seven upper-level literature
next semester--tJie classes
majors must take to comp
degree requirements. Of
courses, three are offeJM
night courses, and two arc
after 3 p.m. That leaves
day courses.
This timing is terrific
traditional students or
students--especiallyteache
back for master's degreeswhom may have full-tilll
But it creates problems
time students who may
work part-time to pay either
day expenses or for 1beir
because if a student has

Since the current president of lifted from a pyramid in Central
Wilkes College is an historian who America or Egypt, or copied from
likes to use the word "tradition," as an Indian blanket, or come from a
he has in some of his recent cattle branding iron, or from a pair
articles, he ought to have done his of W estem jeans. It also bears
homework on those two points, resemblance to the mustering-out
I received a letter from Pennsylvania Re~ntative Richard A
history and tradition, before pin the World War II veterans
McClatchy, Jr. this week concerning a bill that could have a profound
attempting to scuttle the historical, received from the government upon
effect on security at Wilkes College. This bill would require all
stately, and elegant Wilkes letter leaving the service and which the
universities and colleges, both public and private, to provide
"W" by usurping it with the newly vets fondly called the "ruptured
information detailing crime and security statistics to prospective
Some alumni say it
designed one that has suddenly duck."
students.
appeared as if out of nowhere and as resembles the wings of a buzzard
This bill results from an incident at Lehigh University in which
if it were sorely needed. Quite the settling down to a free lunch.
student Jeanne Ann Clery was raped, beaten, and strangled to death by ,
To top it all off what really
contrary, it is not needed.
another Lehigh student in her dormitory. It seems that Clery's parents
There are persons still on the hurts is that the new design (the
felt that they were not informed about the sub-standard security
campus at Wilkes, along with uncalled for design) reputedly cost
conditions of Lehigh University. They see it as an important step for
many alumni, who will recall how more than $10,000. If this is not
all colleges to be held accountable for the safety of their students, not
the first president, Dr. Farley, had so, somebody should deny it.
just by setting rules and regulations, but by the enforcement of these
President Breiseth, don't try to
the student body conduct contests
rules and regulations.
that determined the name Beacon for replace something good and noble
This is certainly a vital point. Colleges can have all the security
the newspaper, Amnicola for the and already traditional at my Alma
regulations they want; it is the enforcement of these regulations that is
yearbook, and Wilkes for the very Mater. bon't try to remake Wilkes
the integral part of them. Perhaps the greatest offenders of these
name of the College.
The College so that nobody will
regulations are not security personnel or administrators, but the student
acceptance of the "W" and the name recognize her--and nobody might
body.
"Colonels" were determined in the , want to either. And finally, sir, I
The most chilling aspect of the Lehigh incident lies in the fact that
same way--by the vote of the . hope you would quit suandering the
the student who raped Clery gained access to her dormitory because all
students, not by a whimsical hard earned cash that I and hundreds
of loyal Alumni are contributing to
three automatically locked doors were propped open by fellow students
president
in that dorm. Does this sound familiar? AU too familiar, perhaps. In
Yes, that is the history and our Alma Mater.
fact, as recently as this semster there has been a report of campus crime
tradition of it However, it is said
A Much Concerned Graduate of
due this same kind of disregard for socwity regulations.
that the current president, who
· Wilkes College
A questionnaire was supplied with the letter from Representative
seems to be on a mission to redo
McClatchy. Two questions deal with security measures in residence
practically anything and everything
Conrin
halls. The first asks, "Do all dormitory doors lock automatically?"; the
at Wilkes, commissioned a design
second, "Is a registration log kept of non-resident guests to the dorm?"
It seems that Wilkes students would fail miserably if asked those
questions. Doors are regularly propped open so students do not have to
tackle stairs in order to let other students into the dorms, and when the
doors are not left propped open, students allow other students who don't
live in the dorm to enter without question; that is, they allow
unidentified people into the hall with the rationale that "somebody here
must be expecting him/her." No list is kept of these guests; they are not
required to notify anyone that they are in the hall. This in and of itself
is extremely dangerous, and enforcing these two regulations alone would
the office, schedule stuffed into my registering as a senior-•
be the best protection a studnet could give himself.
by ME. Evers
backpack, in less than five minutes. sequently, registering be!
Although certainly the crime rate at Wilkes is not comparable to
As I walked back to my dorm, I other students.
I just got back from the
the rate of a larger, more metropolitan school, crime still does occur,
That's the other tbif
Registrar's Office where I registered thought, "And I skipped class for
and this bill would affect Wilkes just as it would any other school. The
this?"
I'd
forgotten
that
things
for
my
last
semester--ever--at
effect could prove to be profound.
were different when you were
Wilkes College.
For a college routinely obsessed with image, from its grooming to
Registration is usually someits personnel, this bill could present a very definite problem. After all,
thing I approach with trepidation
The registration monster strikes again!
exposing what is perhaps one of the most vulnerable points on any
(and with a large cup of coffee and a
college campus to public scrutiny is bound to raise some controversy.
Tastycake to sustain me during
This is evidenced by the treatment of an incident that occurred between
what always has been a more-thantwo students last year. The College was reluctant, even defensive about
half-hour wait).
allowing The Beacon--let alone local papers--to run an article on the
That's what made registering
incident Reluctance to allow the public knowledge to the status of.
this
year
such a strange experience.
security is dangerous, not only for the image of the school, but for the
No
lines.
No standing in the halls
students as well. After all, have any of us asked, upon being accepted to
of
Sturdevant,
blocking the door to
a college, just how safe the conditions are at the college?
the
Finance
Office,
the steps to
Perhaps what this bill will raise best is consciousness. If schools
various second-floor offices, and
are required to make this information available, they will be more
(more often than not) the door to
willing to enforce regulations. It is obvious that Wilkes will be forced,
the Registrar's Office. No hassles
-just as any college will· ~. either to make changes in security policy, to
from overworked registrars, who've
rework completely the security system, or at worst to make
had to listen to the complaints of
monumental efforts to conceal this kind of information. Students, but
angry students for the past five
especially parents, will be thinking more and more about the safety of
hours. No closed classes, which
the College. Naturally, this will not be the ultimate determining factor
usually result in your redoing your
for a student in deciding which school to attend, but it will be a
entire schedule right in the
Registrar's Office--in one minute or
significant one.
less.
Even if this bill does not pass, it should still force the College, and
~
Nothing.
especially students, to evaluate the s-xurity ~~ures being taken on
This year, I walked into
this campus. Although no one should live in fear, reasonable caution is
Sturdevant, into the Registrar's
still important--and could prevent serious crimes, such as that which
Office, and handed over my
happened to Jeanne Ann Clery.
preregistration form. I was out of

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registered for cl
the
dep:
. Walter Kru
to him that
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who worked
saying that tho
who neede&lt;
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al night. WI
there are mo
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�PAGE THREE

November 12, 1987

,rities?
)ear Editor:
,ast week, I
e Master S
~r for my

:s.

I am

, and the co
"English"
t wasn't the

upset me,
ls that are
courses, nor
1 courses I'd
i are not on
ro, it was th
courses th
:d--me. Th
:ure Depart
upper-level
emester--tl}e
, must take t
requiremen
s, three are
:ourses, and
p.m. That
llfSes.
1is timing is
1nal
studen
s--especiall
&gt;r master's
may hav
it creates pro
tudents who
:Ut-time to pa
&gt;enses or for
i if a stude~

?
from p.2
to fulfill degree
(and these three night
satisfy particular
, he obviously can't
■ghts. Add to this the
olher courses are in
oons, and you cut a
· ghours even more.
\ know how other
planning to deal wi th
IT)'ing somehow to
Olhcr classes--mcluding
ents--to leave me with
to work during the days.
course, still leaves me
poblcm, because my
hired me with the
g that 1 could work
weekends--not days.
yees are scheduled to
lhc day.
Iregistered for classes, I
1h the department
Dr. Walter Karpinich,
to him that I felt
could cause a problem
who worked.
He
by saying that those partts who needed these
graduate degrees could
diem at night. When one
that lhere are more fullmajors than graduate
IIUdents, this argument
ltvelop some holes.
inich's other comment
effect that he felt we, as
lbould set priorites in our
classes talcing priority
. e jobs. And while I
him, I think it should be
001 that many students
t afford life at Wilkes
work part-time.
lk!ition the need to
'

schedule classes around work--as
many students I know try to do-sometimes makes it difficult to take
other, non-required courses just
·
·
by Kim Klimek
beeause they look mteresung.
There simply isn't time to fit it all
in. Scheduling required courses in
The
Acquireci
Immune
my major--especially if they
Deficiency
Syndrome
(AIDS)
conflict with a work schedule-taskforce of Wilkes College met on
restricts my available time even
Tuesday at 11 a.m. to discuss the
more and thus inhibits my ability
issue of AIDS of campus.
to satisfy ;ny intellectua. ~uriosity
According to Jane Lampe-Groh,
in other fields; where, then, do I set
Dean of Student Affairs, the charges
"priorities" as far as my education
of the committee will be to develop
is concerned?
an educational plan for our campus
This all annoyed me even community on AIDS and to
more when I looked at the current develop an educational plan for our
semester's English course offerings campus community on AIDS and
and realized that none of them were to
develop
and
recommend
being offered as night courses. Is procedures for the college to follow
the Departmt:nt, in scheduling three when Wilkes has an AIDS case.
next semester, simply trying to
Members of the committee
make up for lost time?
include Mary Supey, director of
· Perhaps I'm being somewhat Health Services; Mark Sowcik,
selfish, but I simply don't Director of the Campus Counseling
understand why three upper-levels Service; Dr. Harold Cox, professor
have to be offered at such an of Political Science and Earth and
inconvenient
time:
one
per Environmental Science; Mike Aed,
semester, it seems, should be Athletic Trainer; and Leigh Major,
enough to satisfy everyone. The assistant director of residence life.
rationale behind scheduling no
S upey said the committee is
night literature classes one semester looking
into
the
possibility
and three the following semester discussing AIDS in physical
(with, again, two more in late- education classes, dorms, and
afternoon time slots) escapes me.
through different vehicles of De.JD Jane Lampe-Groh said education on AIDS is necessary.
Scheduling
classes
to distribution of material pertaining that doesn't go away, a new which suggests that the incubation
accommodate non-traditionals is to AIDS.
Supey ..said "The persistant cough, easy bruising, may be, "5 long as 7-10 years.
great; they certainly have busy American
College .
Health unexplained bleeding, persistant' There have also been rare cases of
schedules. But to do this at the Association of which we are a diarrhea and pink or purple blotches AIDS in , which ap individual
expense of full-time students is ,member, put together a task force on the skin, Supey said that these recieved the ,iri1s thrO'ilgh exposing
MC only symptoms which may or
raw skin to an AIDS victim.
ludicrous. It seems to me that, in for colleges in response to AIDS."
may
not
indicate
a
person
has
According to Supey, research also
the end, the Department of LanIn 1986, the institutional
shows that "people don't die of
guage and Literature is the party response to AIDS was to put out a contracted the virus.
She wd that those in the AIDS but form opportunistic
that needs to get its priorities position "that the organization and
straightened out--not its students.
completion of effective educational highest risk groups are 70-75% of infections that the virus leaves a
programs about AIDS be an people who have AIDS; 17% - of person open to."
activity of the highest priority for . AIDS victims are IV Drug abusers
She said that any misElizabeth Mazzullo
all institutions of higher learning." and hemophiliacs, peop_le who have conceptions about AIDS can be
She said, "education is the weapon received blood transfusions, children cleared up by contacting Helpline
to combat the spread of AIDS at of mothers who have AIDS, hetero- (829-1341) and asking for the AIDS
this point." AIDS ~as first noted sexual females of males in high hotline. Anyone who wants to
by the Center for Disease Control risk groups.
know more about or fears having
Technology on AIDS is con- AIDS may also call the Health
in Atlanta Georgia in 1981.
Symptoms of AIDS include stantly bt:ing updated. For ex- Service J)epartment at extension
exessive tiredness for no apparent ample, Supey said, researchers 494.
In the interest of conreason, recurring fevers, chills, initi~!y thought the incubation fidentiality, those who wish to call
night sweats, unexplained enlarge- stage for the virus was .2-5 years. about the virus do not have to state
' ment of lymph nodes, a sore throat Now, evidence has been produced their name.

AIDS Taskforce meets

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ly, registering
udents.
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done and
congratulations. You
inspiration to

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the Hunger Camp~n. The t~o
previous WHEAT programs, the
Hunger Banquet and the Crop Walk,
brought positive responses from
Wilkes College members, according
to Vento. To end the campaign,
there will be a special meeting on
Thursday at 4 p.m. in Stark Lobby.
Vento said that- everyone involved
in the Hunger Campaign is invited
to celebrate its success. Local and
community leaders will speak on
the hunger situation. The canned
goods will be turned over to CEO
and a short Interfaith Thanksgiving
service will be held.

Join the Beacon Staff!

Dance
Join euery·one at the 6ym Dence!
Seturdfly, Nouember 14th.
R rockin' and dancin' par:iy night
sponsored
by the Programming Board!
There will he music from the
50's, 60's and 70's ily "The Pros."
There wiil he dance contests
and prizes (like hoola hoops, pogo
sticks, and conuerse sneakers)!
Dance mill nm from' 9pm to 1 am.
Cost: onls, SJ bJ/ IO.

�PAGE FOUR

Novemoer 12, 1987

Board Reviews Progra
Members of the Wilkes
College Continuing Education
Advisory Board met recently on the
College campus to review programs
for the spring and summer of 1988.
The advisory board is chaired by
Horace Kramer and includes representatives from the professional,
business, civic and cultural community. These individuals meet

periodically to review ways in
which the College's continuing
education programs can meet the
needs of the region.
The Wilkes Division of
Continuing Education has received
national recognition for its role in
linking the campus and community, and offers a comprehensive
schedule of courses each spring, fall

and summer. Current
for the Division include
professional personnel
awareness;
drug
education; family studies
issues; and continuing
development for ceru
accountants and public

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Construction had
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available. Work

quickly nearing completion.
been temporarily delayed when
materials were not immediately
has resumed (even in the snow!).

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Wilkes Speech and
Debate Team wows
them in West Virginia
The public speaking unit of
the Wilkes College Speech/Debate
Union continues to bring back to
the college major awards and
trophies.
Recently the team
traveled to Shepherd College,
Shepherdstown, West Virginia for
the competition in the Annual
"Shenandoh Novice Fall Forensic
Tournament." Wilkes sent an allfemale team to compete in the twoday tournament. At the conclusion
of the competition the college's
speakers had won the Second Place
Overall award. In the competition
for individual awards Laurie Eater
won four trophies. Her victories
came with a third place win in the
area of entertainment competition, a
second place trophy in the original
persuasion oratory division, a
second place honor in informative
speaking, and rounding out her
performance with a fifth place award
for her literary program in Oral
Interpretation of Prose Literature.
Robyn Paisley, another new
member of the Wilkes team, won a
second place trophy in the
entertainment division, sometimes
called After-Dinner Speaking. She
~so wc:m a second place award in

Oral Interpretation of Prose and
finished her competition with a
very impressive first place victory
in
the
difficult
field
of
Communication Analysis.
The
tournament officials recognized Ms.
Paisley with an additional honor by
announcing that she was the thir~
best speaker at the tournament and
announcfog that she was the third
best speaker at the tournament and
awarding her a trophy for that
distinction. Cathy Carey was the
third member of the squad to bring
home trophies. Ms. Carey won the
third place overall award for
Extemporaneous Speaking.
She
also won a fifth place award for her
efforts in expository or Informative
Speaking.
The team brought eleven
awards/honors back to Wilkes, and
the members of the Speech/Debate
Union are well on their way to
establishing a new record for the
number of awards won in one
semester.
The Speech/Debate
Union is directed by Dr. Bradford ·
Kinney, of the Speech, Communication and Theatre Arts
Department

f

HERE'S WHAT YOUR FRIENDS
ARE SAYING ABOUT
PHIL 298: CRITICAL THINKING*
"The course was interesting because we used material from newspapers and magazines to apply wh.11
we learned and to show us that it is really used in everyday life."
"No matter what your major is, this course is beneficial. And at work, I'm already able to identify
some of the concepts we learned."
"I would recommend this course to all freshmen! It would certainly help them throughout college."

"(This course) provides you with skills you can use in your daily life. It's great to be able to rip
apart a friend's argument and tell him exactly why what he says is wrong ... "
"I think this course clears up the idea that philosophy is dry and boring."
"I feel that this course benefited me more than any other course at Wilkes."
"I now have a better angle at which to view the issues I may face in the real world . . . My
interest was certainly stimulated."
"I would recommend (this course) ; because of the constant contact of the mass media, it's
important to have critical thinking skills."
"What I learned in this course was extremely beneficial to me and I will probably keep it with me
for my whole life."

"Everything--the materials, the class--v,as instrumental in the learning process. That's why I
enjoyed the class."

f

'Tm already starting to pick out some of the concepts we talked about, both in my reading and in
listening to what other people have to say.

t

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f

'The authors (of the text) did an excellent job. I will be keeping this text for continued and future
reference."

t

"I would recommend (this course) because you become a better educated person for taking it. You
look at things more clearly than you would have before."

,

"I could have earned any grade I decided I wanted. Since my only concern was to graduate, my aim
was to pass. Too bad I became very interested in the class."

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"I now use the skills I learned (in this C()urse) to apply to my other courses and in my everyday
life."

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general meeti:
Wilkes studen

'The course was very interesting and different. I have already found myself looking in the
newspapers and applying the skills we learned in this class."

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students
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'This course has helped me more with my writing skills than any other class at this school."

"You can genuinely enjoy the class while learning. The class was interesting as well as fun. You
never minded coming to class."

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hi,

"I would recommend this course .because, not only does it hone your critical thinking skills, it was
a fun and interesting course."

*Comments selected and edited from student evaluations in one
section of PHIL 298: Critical Thinking, Spring semester, 1987.
Evaluations on file at the office of Dean, College of Arts and
Sciences.

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sitation Day -vember 14th
illerested high school
transfer students from
es and universities are
come to --Wilkes for
Day on Saturday,
14.
The college
Visitation Days in both
and spring semesters,
an opportunity for
students and their
become acquainted with
ilS various programs
complete schedule of
,ill be available, ranging
pus tours Lo meetings
ge faculty, students and
day begins at 10 a.m. in
y Dickson Darte Center,
general meeting for all
Wilkes students will then
tours of the campus
to I p.m., and faculty

and staff will be on hand to greet
participants.
At 1 p.m., lunch
(payable on the day of the program)
will be served in the college
cafeteria.
Following lunch, students and
their parents will have a choice of
27 staffed academic departments and
offices
to
v1s1t.
Detailed
information will be available on
Wilkes'
academic
programs,
facilities, student guides will again
be available to assist newcomers to
the campus in locating offices,
departments, and personnel, and to
answer questions on the student
experience.
Visitation Day is designed for
students and their families as both a
fun and informative event. For
further information, contact the
Wilkes Office of Admissions at 8244651, ext. 400, or 824-9890.

able to rip

Pre-Registration is here!

Please take note of the following schedule:
Juniors--Class of 1989, 60 Credits or more
~ster November 11&amp;12 with advisor, then register:
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M-R November 16, 8:30 a.m. - noon
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Intern
program
offered

Residents of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania who have
Sophomores--Class of 1990, 36 credits or more
or will earn a Masters degree in
gister November 13 &amp; 16 with advisor, then register
Business Administration, Public
M-R November 18, 8:30 a.m.-noon
Administration, Government AdS-Z November 18, lp.m.-4:30 p.m.
ministration, or a comparable field
A-E November 19, 8:30 a.m.-noon
between July 1, 1987 and August
F-L November 19, 1 p.m.-4:30 p.ni.
29, 1987 and who are interested in a
career in state government at the
Freshmen--Class of 1991, less than 36 credits
managerial level are encouraged to
register November 18, 19, &amp; 20 with advisor, then
apply
for
the
Pennsylvania
register:
Management Intern Program.
M-R November 23, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
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one-year
training
experience places interns in entryS-Z November 24, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
level positions in various state
A-E November 30, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
offices and selected agencies during
F-L December 1, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
the period July 1, 1988 to June 30,
1989. The program stresses career
,Jcvelopment through such techniques as rotational assignments,
discussion groups, and training
seminars.
Upon
successful
completion of the program, interns
livered
a presentation entitled,
are eligible , for promotion to a
"Priestly's Legacy to American
permanent assignment in a state
On Tuesday, November 3 at Chemistry" which discussed the dis- office or agency.
a.m. in SLC 380, the Wilkes covery of oxygen and rubber.
All interns start at a salary of
Chemical Society held a Overall there was a good turnout ati $20,929
regardless
of prior
to celebrate National Chem- the seminar of about twenty-five
experience, plus benefits including
Day (NCO). National Chem- students and faculty.
health insurance, dental and vision
Day officially occured on
The Seminar was sponsored by plan,
prescnpuon
plan,
life
ber 6.
the Pennsylvania Historical and Muinsurance, and hoiday, vacation, and
The Seminar was conducted seum Commission and the Susque- sick leave.
d Blatchley who demon- hanna Valley Section of the AmApplication forms and further
proper safety habits and erican Chemical Society (ACS). ' information can be obtained from
direction in the use of chem- Last year the American Chemical the local liason, Richard Raspen,
Dr. James J. Bohning, prof- Society appropriated $1~,?00 for School of Business and Economics,
o( chemistry and chairman of NCD semmars and acuv1tites for
Bedford 21, ext. 395. Closing date
llcpartment of Earth and . the 182 ch~pters across the country.
for completed applications is
November 13, 1987.
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Campus Leader-Stephen Morris

Klaus Holm: Stages
retrospect

by Lee Morrell
Here we go again with yet another installment of the "Campus Leader"
series. This week we'd like to have you get to know the leader of one of the
more interesting clubs on campus. Without further adieu, this week's
Campus Leader is Stephen Morris-~Circle K president.
Steve is a native of Wilkes-Barre and a graduate of Bishop Hoban High
School. He is a business administration major looking forward to a career
in Real Estate Development
As with our -other "Campus Leaders," to fully understand their
positions you first must understand what their club is all about. This case
is no different. To get the bottom of what Circle K is· all about, I asked
Morris. He told me, "Circle K International is the largest student
organization in America. We are sponsored by local Kiwanis clubs. We
hold programs to help others, other non-profit organizations; we help others
while having a good time ourselves."
The road to presidency was a natural one for Steve. After serving a
successful year as the club's treasurer, he ran for and achieved his goal of
becoming president. When asked why he ran Steve replied, "We had a good
year last year; it wasn't by any means correctional. I thought I could do a
good job." His job includes seeing that the club is run efficiently and that
communication is kept up with other Circle K's, Kiwanis clubs and high
school Key Clubs. Otherwise, he says, "Each officer has his or her own
duties."

If the last few years are any indication, Wilkes Circle K has been doing
its job ... and then some! Last year it brought home many individual and
club awards from the District (which has since been abolished, leaving
Wilkes Circle K to be an independant club) Convention. Steve, his board,
(Michael Fender, vice-president; Jill Sowa, treasurer; Diane Paltanavage,
secretary; Linda Kelly, sophomore representitive; Robert Orlando, junior
representitive; and Susan Keller, senior representitive) and Wilkes'
representitves on the Regional and International boards (Colleen Forlenza,
regional coordinator; and Leo J. Geskey, Jr., International Trustee), have
been working very hard this year to match last year's accomplishments.
Morris' term as president began at the end of last year, so the club
remained active, with the members who live locally, during the summer.
Since that time they rave held a "Special Day for Special People," for the
area's mentally handicapped, a volleyball marathon in which they raised over
$200 for AIDS research, and a haunted house where they earned $2,900 for
the American Cancer Society. They also co-sponsored this year's first blood
drive, ushered at the Burns Alumni Bell Tower and Carillon dedication, and
coat checked at the annual John Wilkes dinner. Some events for the rest of
the semester include an American Heart Association skate-a-thon, and their
annual "Santa-on-Wheels" project (a toys for underpriveliged children
program).
As I usually do, I asked Steve what being a "Campus Leader" means to
him. I must say, his answer was the most unique I've received. He says, "I

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by Brian Dorsey
Art. When will we accept a
universal definition? Some consider a wild brush stroke of color
slapped on canvas to be art. Others
say art should be precisely measured
and true to life. Stephen Sondheim
wrote in a lyric, "Work is what you
do for others liebchen, Art is what
you do for yourself."
Professor Emeritus Klaus
Holm, throughout his fifteen years
as technical director of the Wilkes t,
Theater · and professor of theater,
combined his work with his art, developing the respected theater program at Wilkes, a tradition that still
stands today.
Klaus Holm, a graduate of
New York University and the Yale
School of Drama, came to Wilkes
as a visiting professor in 1970.
Before coming to Wilkes, Professor
Holm worked on and off Broadway
in shows including "Six Characters
in Search of an Author" and "The
King and I."
In 1985, Holm's design for the
Wilkes production of "Woyczek,"
won the American College Theater L _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.:.::::::=::..2;;:::=---- - Festival's (ACTF) award for best
set design. ACTF chose Holm's debilitating illness, Klaus retired Holm's art, due to its d
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time! y nature, it can
best lighting design for the Wilkes
The members of the Wilkes students and visiting al
production of "Uncle Vanya." College Theater club--Cue 'n' Cur- tremendous contributions,
Although these awards are pres- tain--in cooperation with the Sor- ifically
to Wilkes
tigious, they are not needed to con- doni Art Gallery will present Klaus Theater and to the College·
vince us of his expertise. For this, Holm: Stages in Retrospect, an •
The exhibit will
one must experience the effective exhibition of Holm's scale model November 15, and it d
atmosphere his designs create on set designs and paint elevations.
December 13. There 11iD
stage.
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'sed you they would be
only way to get any
to have gone to New
Angeles or Chicago or
high comedy venues.
you'll believe me when
comedians the likes of
Jock Swersie and Ron
stars of this last Friday
edy Laff-Off, are hioo know what I'm talking
must, turnout was great!
lhe opening act, Jack
mixed his two kinds of
nt beautifully.
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•umor was topped only b}·
g style and ability. i-Ie
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of the two wr., a jugdescription ("~ throw up
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jugsJng. He did what
be Jescribed as juggling/
:.ions. Some examples of
putting a red ball on his
, . Gandhi; a ball on his
Karl Malden; a ball on
, . Sammy Davis, Jr.,
get the picture. He also
that involved reprejuggling. That is when
in a specific way to add
. The story had a moral
'just cause you screw-up,
mean you can't change

Ron Darian. Darian opened with
two interesting impersonations.
First came his impression of the
opening of a baseball game with
the echoing "Star Spangled Banner," followed by a similar impression of an airport public address announcement
He then went in to the bulk of
his fabulous routine. This involved
a great deal of television humor.
Darian did his famous "Star Trek"
routine along with jokes on the
"Twilight Zone," and commercials.
The "Star Trek" routine involved an
absolutely hilarious impersonation
of Captain James T. Kirk as played
by William Shatner. Had I closed
my eyes, I probably would have
thought that it was Shatner himself. You couldn't close your eyes,
though. . The impersonation was
heavily visual, with body ticks,
ducking, and hand motions, like
Shatner used to do. He also did
Scotty, Chekov, and the lovable
Dr. Bones McCoy. He also asked
the questions, "What did Uhura do?"
and "Why can't Spock round off
numbers like .9999999 to 1?" As

for commercials, he wondered about
the Mediprin commercial--"! haven't
got time for the pain"--Fruit and ..
. , oh, what's that cereal called, and
he did a demonstration of a "don't
do marijuana" commercial, with
three takes.
He moved from the TV stuff
to high school guidance counselors
and gym teachers, then to his fear
(or embarrassment) of flying, harrassing poor pet shop animals,
world leaders, a long routine about
the latest installment of the "Friday
the 13th" series--"Friday the 13th,
part 9 billion- Jason's back and he's
really pissed!-- and of course the old
stand-by, sex.
Darian's next stop is next
week in Philadelphia, where he will )
first record a Showtime comedy
special and then perform at the
Philly Comedy Works.
The 1987 Comedy Laff-Off
was just another comedy smash
brought to you by the dedicated
folks at the Programming Board.
Oh, by the way, "Dandy D" Don
Zelek's birthday was last Tuesday,
not Friday. Sorry DZ!

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Pisces- Be a little less stubborn. We know you have
opinions and want to speak them, but remember no
one is perfect; you might be wrong.

J.ili2.- Be prepared for a pleasant surprise, or one that's
not so pleasant. It's all in how you look at it.

Aries- Quit complaining! Sure you're upset, but so is
everybody else. If you are always bitter no one will
ever want to be around you.
Scorpio- Work just a little bit harder this week,
Scorpio, and the world will be your oyster. If you give
up, you will never get anything but a clam.

Libra- Hold on, Libra, there is light at the end of this
rhen started his serious
He juggled machetes and
lake-blood-covered body
did a lot of jokes with the
such as Beruit and hotel
maid jokes.
closed with a demono( lhe "devil stick," a Chitic stick using two
to control the big
then took it one step fur. ·ng the ends and doing
amazing things with it.
was done he said, 'Tm
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came the featured event
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tunnel. "Yet you have many promises to keep, and
miles to go before you sleep." If you have worked hard
there is no reason you should not succeed.

Cancer- This is Happy Week!!! for you. Evrything
you do, everyone you meet, and everywere you go will
bring succses. If you belive that, I have a bridge in
Wilkes-Barre ....
Virgo- Hey kid, chin up this week; there may be more
"yucky stuff" on the way. If you bear down you just
might make it.

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· er myself as much as a campus leader as I do a liason between
and the members of our club. We strive for a
goal, to help others as much as we can, and the best part is that
doing it."
ing to Morris, Circle K is open. to "EVERYONE! " They meet
yat I I a.m. in Stark Leaming Center room 316.
another Campus Leader has been introduced to you, and as I so
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and Professional Speaking' could be the leader of the club for
ty organizations

Gemini- Get a real job! You're so dissatisfied with
your life, you have to start making improvements
somewhere. Why not start today?
To the Senior
Players:
We Came
We Played
We're Gone
Love Debbie #15
P .S. What a great 4 years

Sagittarius- Don't snap at your friend. In fact, don't
snap at anyone. They might not know you are in a bad
mood, and think that you are a jerk all of the time.

Capricorn - If you are at a loss for words concerning
the last week, I can understand. Things might not have
turned out for the best this week, but fret not. Your
efforts will soon be rewarded.

Wilkes faculty women and wives
Bake Sale will be held in the
Student Center on Monday,
November 16, 1987, from 8:00 am
Taurus- Brother Bull, don't be so unhappy, for good
to 2:00 pm. Proceeds from this
comes
to those who wait--and grabs like a wild maniac
fundraiser benefit the Eleanor
when opportunity steps just a little to close.
Coates Farley Scholarship Fund.
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ave no ,ear,
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because you will need some to cope with this week.
Gypsy

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Shakespeare for the common man
by Michele Broton
Imagine Shakespeare, the
master author, put in a context
where anyone, young or old, could
understand and enjoy his work.
Sound like a dream come true?
Sound too ridiculous even to imagine? Well, you can stop dreaming because here it is--Shakespeare
for the common man.
"How?" you ask.
Simple. All you have to do
is attend a performance of "What
you Will," in the Center for the Performing Arts on November 12
through the 15. That's all there is
to it "What You Will" is an ingenious blend of music, comedy,
and Shakespeare that will have you
"rolling in the aisles" at the same
lines you stared at for days in a literature class.
An ability to "open up" the
world of Shakespeare isn't all
"What You Will" has going for it.
In fact, probably its biggest asset
has nothing to do with a centuries
old writer. The production's biggest asset is its writer/director Dr.
Michael O'Neill, director of theater
at Wilkes.
A graduate of Fordham University, Dr. O'Neill received his
Masters and Ph .. D. at Purdue University. "What You Will" is one of
many plays that Dr. O'Neill has
written, and not the first that has
been put into production. In 1981,
the play "Comon Room" was put
on at Wilkes. In addition, he has
had plays produced in off-Broadway
theaters and in other colleges.
The original idea for "What
You Will" came about three years
ago for the inauguration of the Free
Outdoor Summer Shakespeare The-

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ater at Wilkes. 1t was, of course, music. For backstage, "What You in charge of music for this producThe production
. presented in an outdoor theater and Will" has Karl Ruling, a recent addi- tion, Mike Williams was in the vember 12; however,
tion to Wilkes College as an assis- original production of "What You You Will" is a learning
many of the scenes were written spetant professor of theater.
Mr. Will."
cifically for the actors and actresses
as well as ente ·
Ruling is not only in charge of the
A fabulous idea, a talented O'Neill has arranged to
in the cast at the time. The reviews
sets, but setting the lights as well. director/writer, a dedicated cast, and
it received were not only favorable,
cial matinee shows for
but they encouraged Dr. O'Neill to While the lighting has to wait until great background people. What
later in the rehearsal process, the more could any production ask for,
save "What You Will" to be prosets are nearfy completed and need except, perhaps, an enthusiasic
duce again.
only to be put in place. The music audience. It's the people wno come
Deciding to reproduce "What
director is Michael Williams. It is to see the show that make all the
You Will" was no lighthearted
an
interesting note that, while he is work worth while.
decision on Dr. O'Neill's part.
Casting and directing a play is a big ~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- project, but add to that the difficulties of rewriting major portions
of the play while the play is being
rehearsedandadaptingtheentireproduction to be performed on an indoor stage as opposed to outdoors,
and you've got a tremendous project
on you hands.
Fortunately for Dr. O'Neill,
"What You Will" has a third asset
that has made the entire project
by Bill Barber
easier. In addition to a fabulous
0 God, please don't let me bursts into music--and
idea and a talented and dedicated
blow my lines tonight. I'll do any- A three day case of
writer/director, "What You Will"
"Curtain up! Light the lights!
thing. I'll make my bed every nesia.
has a cast that is made up of some
0 my God! It's tonight!
morning before l go to class. I
Why did I have I
of the best actors and actresses that
Who cares what banks fail in promise I won't make faces at the Why? Couldn't I have
Wilkes and King's have to offer.
Yonkers
cafeteria food. I'll never say any- shopping for crackers
These people, who are just as dedWhen we blow a line Mike thing bad about the bell tower ever auditions? No. Heit
icated and talented as Dr. O'Neill,
O'Neill goes bonkers!
again if you insist--but don't let me smoother than Jerry
are Bill Barber, Chris Brunnock,
Another opening.
Another blow my lines tonight.
"Gosh, do you think I
Jane Erb (King's College), John
show!
First of all, at my age you'd out?" And what does
Domzalski (who was in the original
I wish we were snowbound in think I'd have the sense to do all of do? What? He gives
production), Brian Dorsey, Rob
my singing and acting in the show- that's what. 0 God, I
Buffalo!"
Johansen, Andrea Kocerha, Michele
er.
Period. But no, not me. AudThere I am on
And tra-la-la. What else can I
Mazzei (King's College), Jeffrey
do? The show's about to open and itions? 0, sure. Gee, that sounds Wilkes College Greats!
Eline, Robert Michaels (King's
here I am with a terminal case of like fun. Forget that I've got Alhz- Domzalskis, the Bob
College), Lisa O'Neill (who was in
stage fright. In a few more hours eimer's even when it comes to the Lisa O'Neills
the original production), Don
I'll be out there on that stage memorizing just which F key Kocerhas, the very
Semyon, Dana Stago (King's
Johansen, and the gang
making a fool of myself in Michael makes the IBM PC print.
College), and Bob Wachowski.
Forget that I have to pin notes And where am I? Y
O'Neill's WHAT YOU WIU. And
While all these things are key
all you can do is sit there reading on my jacket to remember to bring know where? I'm bock
ingredients to a successful producyour Beacon. Easy for you. Here I in the morning paper. No, I've got ing my toga!
tion, there are two more elements
Well, it's too laJe
am surrounded by all these talented to go out and get a part in a play.
to be added: backstage work and
my mind now. Breaka
young actors, leaping through Isn't that nice? Isn't that special!
There I'll be, Act II, scene iii, trooper and all lhal
Shakespeare like happy gazelles,
and what do I do? What? Blow my halfway through a speech when what happens, keep
suddenly--Blank City! I'll notice if worse comes to
lines, that's what.
How did I get myself into something in the audience, like Wing it and pray that
this? Who ever told me I could act? Charlotte Lord's hat, and 111 just next guy his cue.
What did I do it
Sure I played a Christmas tree in a completely forget what I'm doing.
third grade pageant. Once in High 111 be saying: "To be or not to be; method drove me to thi
I'll tell you. Those
School I was a messenger in a what was the question?"
0, I'm scared. My knees are words that are the most
production of Trojan Women.
What did I think that made me? rattling. Those lights come on. exhilerating words I've
The curtain goes up. The bank "Places! Act One!"
Lawrence Olivier?
done. (And I'm not talking about
Dean Adams either!) With wellknown musicians such as Anton
WILKES COLLEGE THEATER PRESENTS
Fig, Neal Schon, and Bruce
Hornsby, little needs to be said
· about the musical aspect of this
album.
This album has kick!
"Heard it on the Radio" and "The
NOVEMBER 13 AND 14 AT 8:00
Day Your Ship Gets Thru" are a
couple slow rock songs on this
NOVEMBER l AT 2 ·00
album. As for songs like "Follow
You," "Walls Came Down," and
"Scattered," buckle up your safety
belt, nail your furniture to the floor
and get ready to roll. This album
has a lot to offer and will not
SOMETHING
disappoint you. It looks like another "Jersey Boy" on the move. (I
NIGHT THIS WEEKEND .
mean on the record charts; not out
of state!)
I expect and await
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patiently for some more good work
to be produced by Glen Burtnick.

A different perspective

The play's the
thing

Glen Burtnick
rocks!
by Ed Buonocore
I understand that you usually
expect to see our two faces at the
top of the page every other week.
And you also expect to read a fabulously witty eSS&lt;\Y written by my
partner, Don Semyon. Well I apologize for both, Donny is preparing
for the opening of the Wilkes College presentation of "What You
Will" and will return next time.
Good luck buddy! Now on to
music!
On his album "Heroes and Zeroes," Glen Burtnick puts together
some good sounds to produce a
good album. His vocals remind me
of Bryan Adams, but don't let that
scare you away. Even his music
reminds me of Bryan Adams, but
Glen Burtnick's music goes way
beyond anything Mr. Adams has

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Pawn
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ton would like to introduce the latest member
the 1987-88 ed itorial staff. Our latest edition is
own Jeanne Dixon, Bullstradamos-- the all
Bovine, or Bull for short.
Bull comes to us
1khannock and is a journalism major with a
psychology (concentrating in fast food prep).
uation "The Bullster" hopes to procure a job as
ope writer for the Star. Bull is a yearly runner
pnual "running with the Bulls" in Pamplonas,
Bull is distantly related to Three-oh-Nina, the
• e of the former "Hungry Cow" dairy. The
welcomes Bull with open arms and open minds.

strange about this registration
period--finally circling that "8" for
the last semester.
I remember
thinking as a freshman that it'd be
forever until I circled that "8"--and
now I can't decide whether to ·
celebrate the fact that I'll never see
another preregistration form again
(unless, of course, I fail my Math
102 course this semester) or to start
gettting sentimental because I'll
never register at Wilkes ever, ever
again (sob!).
And, oh, by the way--right
now celebration is winning.·
Winning a major victory, I might_
add. I may start getting sentimental
very soon, though--just when it
finally hits home that I have piles
and piles of resumes to send out.
Maybe I will register for a ninth
semester, after all ....
(Just an afterthought for my
faithful readers. . . . You see,
praying for snow really does work.
If we all wish just a little harder
now, maybe we'll get an entire day
off. It's worth a try, isn't it?)

New York, New York
Don't miss the NYC bus trip on Nouember
25, sponsor.ed by Commuter Council.
Price is only $5 per person.
You can't bent this bargnin price!
Bus will depart from the SUB nt 8am and
leaue New York City at 8pm.
T;ip is open to anyone interested in
sightseeing, sho pping or n;!eding a
r id e ho me f or Tha nk sgiu ing Brea k.
Make your reseruations today to see the
Big Rpple with us (it 'll be decorated for
the Christmas season, too!). Come to the
cc office on the 3rd floor of the SUB to
saue your seat.

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The Wilkes' harriers had their
MAC ~eagues championship race
,--..,.._ this past Saturday at Fairmont Park
r--T--. in Philadelphia. As always the
...............11 competion
at the MACs was
intense and the start was amazingly
fast considering the first 200 yards
t-,,.......... , were uphill. The young Colonels
.__, didn't have much of a chance with
,.....,............. all of the experienced teams present.
On the bright side though, those
.............r11, members returning next year have
r-,r---• run their first MAC race and now
i---o---..- know what to expect next year.
,--.__...,. 1 Another
bright note about the
competition was the Wilkes victory
.,.__., over cross-town rivals, King's
College.
Senior Tom Urso led the team
..-.--• for the last time finishing in a
29:44. He placed 56th, 30 seconds
ahead of the first King's runner,
Andy Krawczeniuk. John Kline
came in next in 32:03, behind
King's number two runner by only
15 seconds and ahead of the number
three by 4 minutes. Following

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beating the number 3 man by
almost 2 minutes. Pete Huber also
ran. his last race with the team and
did it right by beating the 3rd
King's runner by more than a
minute as he finished in 35:43.
The fifth place Colonel was
Tom Devine in 38:02, which was
good enough to beat the King's 5th
man by more than a minute .
Our lone lady Colonel, Linda
Siberini, faired the best of all as she
placed 22nd out of 113 runners and
ran a new personal best time of
18:43.
Next week graduating seniors
Pete Huber, Tom Urso, and Linda
Siberini
will
be going
to
Allentown College for the East
Coast Regionals to see how well
they can do in their last
intercollegiate race. The Regionals
are the qualifying race for the
NCAA Nationals. This year Linda
is the team member with the best
chance at qualifying, so wish her
luck!

�M_G_E TEN

November 12, 1987

Mary Lou Swenk: Doin' it all!
by Marsha Howes
How many of us would attend
college if getting there meant driving ninety-two miles, five days a
week? I suspect Wilkes College
might suffer a severe enrollment decline if students faced such a commute. There would be no worry
though, if students were as dedicated
and determined to complete their educations as is Mary Lou Swank, a
senior accounting major from Hop
Bottom, Pennsylvania, a small
town six miles north of Nicholson.
Mary Lou may be the only
non-traditional student enrolled taking eighteen credit hours, while parenting two children, working as a
parttime bartender, and maintaining
a 3.85 overall academic average.
There are one-hundred and sixtyeight hours in a week. Mary Lou
spends sixty-eight of her one-hundred and sixty-eight hours in class,
studying, or commuting. In between bites of lasagna in the SUB,
Mary Lou recounted her journey to
Wilkes College.
Life held promise for Mary
Lou when she was a seventeen-yearold high school senior enrolled in
one course at Penn State University. She was determined to stay
in college after graduation despite
setbacks. Her father refused to pay
her college tuition or support her,
and since she was unable to borrow
money at age eighteen, she worked
two jobs. There were not enough
hours in a twenty-four hour period
to work, attend class, study, eat,
and sleep, so at the end of 1/2
semester, Mary Lou flunked out.
- The experience contributed to years
of indecision about returning to
college.
Mary Lou confronted the
college decision head-on when she
became a single parent and head of
the household. It was crucial she
improve upon her skills to adequately provide for her children and
herself, which meant she must try
college again after twenty years. It
would be twenty years removed
from studying, tests, and strict
discipline. Would she remeber how
to study? Could she take a test and
not forget the material? Would
younger students accept her? Could
hernine-year-old son and herelevenyear-old daughter cope with more
household responsibilities, and a
mother who would spend hours
away from them and_ home?
Mary Lou estimated that with
the thirty-six transferrable credits, it
would take two years to complete
her education. But, that meant taking eighteen credit hours per semester and twelve credits in summer
sessions. Mary Lou hoped grants
and a scholarship would ease their
financial burden, since they would
be living on a "wing and a prayer,"
until she graduated. When Mary

Lou enrolled in September, 1986, it
was with the blessing and support
of her children.
Despite her hectic schedule,
Mary Lou took extra time to share
observation as a non-traditional
student at Wilkes. Approximately
one-third of the nation's college
population is non-tradititional students. Some colleges and universities have been slow to recognize
the special needs of non-traditionals. At a time when non-traditional
student populations are on the
increase, it is important institutions
be aware and address their special

needs.
Mary Lou has had a gratifying
student experience at Wilkes.
Individual faculty and administration members have been sensitive to Mary Lou's needs as a
long-distance commuter and have
been helpful. Traditional students
are friendly. Mary Lou reiterated
the importance of traditional and
non-traditional students sharing e:tperiences, as both have much to
offer each other.
At this time there is no organized non-traditional support group
on campus. There is, however, a

significant, unorganized support network of non-traditionals. These
students meet in the SUB, the
library, class, or the courtyard to
discuss how to manage school,
jobs, and family. They also compare
notes
on
professors,
courses, the honors system, and academic recognition. Would a support group be more effective if organized by a Wilkes staff person?
Mary Lou thinks that might work
if the organizer was personally familiar with the specific needs of nontraditional students.
In six months Mary Lou will

will have overcome subs
riers, formed new frie
discovered self-confidence,
ieved a twenty-year goal.
no doubt in my mind she
a position in a local
firm, and will begin to
graduate school by May.
Swank is an inspiratira
children and her college
encourages students to
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what we need to replace: steady,
consistent scoring.
Nolan and
Steeber will be able to score, but
we have to work on making our
defensive average better this year.
If we are going to be a good

season."
With regard to starting players
Rainey says it is too early to tell.
"With the style of play we have,
I'm looking for eight or nine good '
players. I'm not really concerned
with starters. Basketball is the

rivals The Monarches of King's
College.
"Last year's team was a
pleasant surprise. I hope this year's
team is too," Rainey stated.

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basketball team we're going to to
have to become a better rebounding
team. We have to find people who
can rebound, that's what we're
working on now."
Of the eight games the
Colonels lost last year, four of
them were to Scranton and crosstown rival King's. Again this year
they look to be two of the tougher
teams to beat. "As a league it
looks good. There's really not one
team we can single out right now.
Most of the teams are pretty good,"
Gallagher stated. Steeber commented that "the games between
Scranton and King's are going to be
tough because of the city rivalries."
Boyd said, "Definitly Scranton and
King's will be tough games."
Coach Rainey also believes
the Scranton and King's games will
be four of the hardest game to ·be
played this season. "The toughest
teams are in our division, Scranton
and King's. It's been that way for
years and I don't expect it to change
this year," Rainey said. "We lost
eight games last year. Four of
those games were to them. If we're
going to be a good basketball team
we have to beat them (Scranton and
King's)."
"FDU-Madison will also be a
tough team. They always give us a
hard time," Gallagher said. Boyd
added, "Probably all the league
games will be tough, especially
King's, Scranton and FDUMadison. The first semester games
will be very imporUlnt to the

right, Jeff' Steeber

ultimate team sport, it's not just
. five people, it's many people
together," Rainey stated. At the
end of the season most of ~ team
will have played in 24 games and
the pl!yiog time will have been
divided out
By general consensus of both
players and coach, one of the main
goals is to be in contention in
February for the title. "I'd like to
see the team win the League and
MAC this year," Steeber said.
"Most of the games we lost last
year we should have won." Jacoby
agreed with Steeber. ''I'd definitly
like to win the MAC's and then go
on to regionals," Jacoby said. "I
feel that we have a good shot at
winning our conference. To win
the conference we must win the key
games," Boyd replied. Rainey's
feelings follow those of his players,
"I would like for us to be in
contention in February and to make
it to the playoffs in MAC. That
makes it exciting for everybody
involved," Rainey said. He then
added, "It takes a lot of hard work in
October and November to do that
. If we don't play well in December
the end of the season might not
mean anything, and that's what our
season is all about, anyway,
making it to the playoffs."
The Colo~els' first half of the
season is a tough one, as they open
the season on the road in a
touranament at Western Maryland.
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Vol. XL

Wilkes-Barre, PA

No. 9

18766

Colonel of
the week

Senior soccer players; kneeling Gerard
standing Matt Ryan, and John Purcell •

Booters tie King'
by Craig Larimer

The Wilkes hooters closed out
their 1987 season with an
extremely physical game against
cross-town rival King's College.
The winner of the yearly match has,
in the past, been determined by the
team which scratches and claws the
deepest This particular contest
always · carries with it a certain
intensity, and this year's matchup
was no -different
From
the
opening whistle, both teams
displayed high emotion.
The Colonels initiated the
scoring as Sean Lockhead recorded
his first goal of the season.
Lockhead's goal was the result of an
indirect kick which was taken by
John Pursell from thirty-five yards
out. Lockhead accepted the indirect
kick and headed it neatly into the
back of the net. Wilkes seemed to
have the upper hand at this point of
the game, but were unable to secure
the one-goal lead.
With a little over a minute to
play in regulation, the Monarchs
capitalized on a similar situation at
the opposite end of the field. The
King's goal tied the score and sent
the contest into overtime. Two
scoreless ten minute overtimes were
played and the two teams were
forced to settle for a draw.
This season was the final
season for four of the Colonels
starters. Seniors Matt Ryan, Paul
Tavaglione, Gerard Piazza, and John
Pursell each ended their final
seasons in fine fashion

Lenny Rosanoff stops a Monarch shot.
As much as one hates to see
the seniors of this year's team
leave, one also must consider those
who came into the program this
year and those who shall return to
play next season. At the start of
the season as many as · a dozen
freshmen and first year players wore
the blue and gold for Wilkes.
Freshmen Mike Leczycki, Chris
Shenefield, and Lenny Rosanoff
each received recognition this year
for their fine performances.

Lenczycki recorded 13
season to earn himself
in Colonels scoring.
added an extra threat all
as Wilkes' left winger
saved enough shots 10
six shutouts.
This year'
ended with a r
Colonels woul
everyone who sup
this year and hope 10
same support in they

Juniata dumps the Colo
Last Saturday's game against
Juniata is one the Colonels would
like to forget. It was a game
plagued by mistakes and turnovers
that Juniata gladly accepted.
The Indians held the Colonels
on their first possession and took
over at their own forty. Juniata
wasted no time in putting up the
first points of the game as
quarterback Cubby Davis hooked up
with Don Betar for a 29-yard
touchdown pass.
On Wilkes' next series disaster
struck. A fumble gave Juniata
excellent field position deep inside
Colonel territory. Betar tossed and
18-yard option pass to Mike Cottle.
That score gave Juniata a 14-0 lead.
Another Wilkes turnover gave

Juniata good field posistion. Davis was dropped in the
then hit Dennis DeRenzo for a 41- safety. The Indians
yard scoring strike.
back to make the
Wilkes then started moving DeRenzo SCOL.ed on a
the ball;but Bob Herzog intercepted and the Indians
a Carl DeLuca pass and returned it scoring on a 30-yard
51-yards for a touchdown. With
The Colonels sc
that score the Indians were up 28-0. points of the g
The Wilkes offense then got Meagley hit PJ.
on track. Dean Ambosie raced 61 eleven yard scoring
yards for the Colonels fust score. scored the two point
Then DeLuca hit a streaking Tony that made the final
DiGrazia down the right sideline for Wilkes 22.
a 75-yard touchdown pass.
The Colonels
Juniata increased their lead regroup this week
with a 20-yard Davis to DeRenzo Lycoming in the final
pass. That made the score at half season. A victory
Juniata 35, Wilkes 14.
Wilkes a share of
The second half wasn't any championship.
better for the Colonels. DeLuca

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Wilkes-

r 19, 1987

'tation day held ICES: do they
fitture students really count?
Many students have been
asking what the uses of ICES are
Every
semester
Wilkes and if the forms used at all. John
College students are given forms Schmidt, a senior, said, "I don't
that are used to evaluate their think administration really takes
instructor and the material presented them into consideration because
in the class. Administration and some of the teachers of this College
instructors have been using the shouldn't even be here." Christine
Instructor and Course Evaluation Chudoba, junior, said, "I think
Form (ICES) survey method since they're good to get opinions."
1980.
Sophomore Alisa Geller, said,
ICES is a product of the "I think they are a good idea. It
Measurement
and
Research just
seems
like
they
Division of the University of (administration, faculty) use what
Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. students put down."
Instructors who are to utilize the
According to Natske, they are
survey are chosen by a random important pieces of information
sampling process which ensures a · when making personnel deci~ions
scientific approach and saves on such as who gets tenure/who does
expenses, according to Dr. John not, who gets promoted/who does
Natske, coordinator of ICES and not, and who gets annual salary
member of the Tenure and increases/who does not. They are
Promotion Committee.
also used as self-improvement tools
Students are given machine and to help determine which
scannable blank forms (red forms) elective courses will be offered from
by their instructor during the last 2- semester to semester, said Natske.
3 weeks of class. The instructor
He said, "They (evaluation
reads the instructions and intended forms) play an important role in the
use to the class: "l) To improve teacher
evaluation
process.
the course as a whole; and 2) To Students
don't
realize
how
provide
information
to important they are. Teaching is
administrators and colleagues for more important than research. If
decisions about promotion, tenure we don't do a good job in the
and ~lary increases. Therefore, the classroom, I don't know if we
evaluations that you provide should belong in this business. The first
be fair and honest... " The teacher thing I look at is ICES. If they're
is then instructed to leave the (instructors) not doing well, l may
classroom and not return until a have reservations and call them to
student volunteer has collected the Continued on p. 5
completed forms and sealed t h e . . , - - - - - - - - - - - - ~
envelope. The completed surveys In tbis issue:
are then to be handed to security
personnel.
.fJqrbett questions kiddies p. 3
They are then sent out to the
University
of
Illinois
for .~ypercard is here!
p. 4
processing. According to Natske,
copies of the statistical summary Thanksgiving break; a fairly
are sent to the vice-president of distinctperspective p. 6
academic affairs, the deans of the
schools, and the three department
chairmen. Natske also stressed that
faculty who fail to cooperate, ie.
failing to use ICES, are notified by
the ICES department.
by Kim Klimek

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vide prospective
taste of Wilkes
on day was 'held
The event is held
the spring and
to Jane Lampestudent affairs,
was an effort
the admissions
spective transfer
SIUdcnts and their
a day on campus."
began at 10 a.m.
Dickson Darte
ral meeting was
participating in
Bernard Vinovrski,
ns, greeted the
dan overview of
nts and students
by President
lh. The Wilkes/
Group performed a
uction of "What

At noon, people could eat
lunch and/or go on a tour of the
campus. The tours were led by
student guides from ROTC and
Circle K. Groups of guests were
shown mosf of the major buildings
on campus to give them a look at
the college's physical facilities.
They were shown the main
administrative
and
classroom
buildings, as well as some of the
residence halls.
From 1:15 to 3 in the
afternoon, the college's academic
departments held "open house" for
people interested in exploring the
benefits and curriculum of areas
they might possibly enroll in.
Representatives from each department were on hand to answer
specific student questions about the
discipline. Additionally, directors
of Act 101, the College Learning
Center, Career Services, Financial
Aid, and Residence Life were
available to inform students of their
important services and to answer

any questions they may have had
concerning these areas.
The Office of Admissions
assembled
a
"comprehensive
introduction" to the college to
answer many of the. questions and
concerns that people may have
about Wilkes. It was a day for
students to get to know the college
by seeking information in their
area(s) of interest and speaking to
faculty and students as well as
touring the physical facilities of the
campus.
Frank Kamus, associate dean
of admissions, felt that the day
went well. He added that "the
faculty did a superb job." Three
hundred young men and women
attended, many of whom held
individual conferences with members of the admissions staff, and
several of whom participated in
official interviews. The two departments which received the largest
show of interest were Engineering
and Health Sciences.

appy Thanksgivin9

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PAG&amp;:IWQ

Editorial

Letters to the Editor

ICES: Critical
criterion

Colonels' Pride

With the end of the semester fast approaching, students' minds are
being filled with thoughts of registration, overdue papers, backed-up
reading assignments, and finals. Another thing that comes with the end
of the semster are the endless filling out of "bubbles" on the Instructor
and Course Evaluation Forms {ICES). Every semster I hear the same
thing from my fellow classmates--"Oh, no, not these things again ..."
or worse yet-- "Now I can really stick it to him/her. He'll pay for that
DI got on that quiz in September!"
There is, of course, nothing wrong with a little healthy joking
about the minor nuisance that these forms present. These forms,
however, also present students with a valuable forum. How many times
have you thought, "If I were teaching this course, I would do this, or I
would grade this wayr'
Short of going to graduate school and
becoming a teacher yourself, you have very little recourse when it
comes to a teacher's methods. ICES can give you a chance, if you take
them seriously, to help yourself and future Wilkes students maintain the
quality of education here on campus.
Although we all joke about tough professors, we should want a
professor who challenges us. Many times, these are the professors who
are not the most popular people when it's time to study for tests or
when the students are looking at their cumulative averages. Certainly,
these professors are not the most popular people when it comes time to
fill out evaluations.
•
This presents a potential problem. Can students be reliable sources
of criticism? This criticism is quite.valid. These forms are used in such
important decisions as the evaluation of tenure status, promotions, and
salary increases. The forms can also affect the overall reputation of a
professor on campus. Therefore, the way students go about filling the
forms out is vital. A student who can approach the forms with an open
mind, and a realization of just how vital these forms are, can probably
make ~onstructive criticisms with very little bias.
Students, however, who see the forms as a vehicle for revenge or as
a "littl~ joke" to play on the prof really do not realize the damage they
are doing, and naturally are not reliable sources of criticism. But can the
who~e pr~ess _of allowing students to express their opinions be
considered invalid because of the actions of vindictive students?
The administrators, as well, have a responsibility to take these
forms seriously. Sometimes personalities and politics take precedence
over students' views. But there is no reason why politics should have
to enter into any evaluation that is made of a professor's abilities.
Administrators can fall into the same trap that students do. They can Jet
their personal views influence how they look at a faculty member.
The importance of an evaluation is not who the professor supports
on the staff, or what he believes is right for the College. The real issue
should be--is he doing his job and is he doing it well? The only ones
who can truly indicate how a professor is doing are the students involved
in the course. The ICES are perhaps the most important way for a
stu~ent ~o speak out Writing a letter to the Editor, meeting the prez, or
getting involved can help, but in the final estimation, the one way a
student can make a direct contribution to his education is to fill out
these_ forms and to take them as seriously as possible. Although
certainly the students cannot be the only criterion when determining
whether a professor is a good or a bad one, they are certainly integral to
any valid evaluation.

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VOL. XL No. 11 November 19, 1987

Advisor-Tom Bigler
Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell
News Editors -Kim Klimek
-Eddie Lupico
-Korrie Anne Everett
Sports Editors-Bill Kern
Photography Editors-Beth Mazzullo
· -Lisa Miller
-Donna Yedlock
Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance
Staff Photographer-Bruce Alexis
Ad Managers-Mark Shedlock
Business Manager-Joel Fomalont
-Anne Humphrey
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph Iannuzzi
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"
Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, Brian Dorsey, Don (Semyon) &amp;
Ed (Buonocore), Bill Barber, Tom Urso, Michele Broton, Rob Mac
Arthur.
Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters excepting
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed are those of
the individual writer and not of the publication or the College. Names
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all letters to the editor
must be signed to insure validity.

Editor:
The dictionary definition of
pride is satisfaction over one's
achievements.
I was privileged to see five of
this year's football games, I feel
that the players of the team have
good reason to take pride in their
achievement even though two of
the five, Wilkes lost
In those two losses the team
never quit. They continued to fight
until the clock expired.
On my way to the last game I
had a thought of making a sign
reading "Colonels' Pride." Unfortunately, I was already gone and I
could not buy a piece of poster
board to make the sign.
Nothing at this game made me
feel any different.
Maybe the
phrase "Colonels' Pride" can catch
on in the manner that Penn State
Proud caught on for that institution.
I hope because of this letter
students and alumni think this is a
good idea. I already have a propsed
design for a tee shirt with the
inscription "Colonels' Pride."
I

personally feel that taking pride in
this institution's sports teams' is
something of the greatest importance.
Arthur D. Scola

Speaking Out
Dear Editor:
I agree with a statement made
by William Barber in his column
published in the November 5, 1987
issue of The Beacon. He wrote,
"one of the things we learn when
we grow up is when to shut up."
This is a statement which I don't
particularly like, but tend to agree
with. There are some opinions
which need to be expressed and
others which are better left unsaid.
No matter how old a person is, that
person will find himself maturing
during the college years.
We learn from being around
other people and expressing our
opm1ons.
Sometimes we don't
speak up and voice our opinions
when we have the chance. The
golden opportunity to speak only
comes once in a while. If we let
that chance go by, we may regret it
later. I am already regretting the

times
there were any questions
sat there without anything
At other times, we
feet in our mouths.
unnecessary or dcstru
ments which only hurt
also regret the times w
spoken about one student ID
on! y to find out that one
told the other what I ·
their backs.
I know of no one
honestly say they have
guilty of either of these
But, in order to help
function as a college, it~
for students, staff, and
istration to freely ex
opinions through conv
letters. We must discuss
and seek solutions dip
As educated people, we
strive to make ourscl
people and learn from our

C

chairmai
Commit
the presil
ings said
tstodo i

Sincerely,
Ann Williams

Please note:
letters to the E ·
must be signed
insure validity,
name maybt
withheld from
letter upon
publication.

onor, 2
student t
ybody
was
nday in
ing 0

A pawn in their 2ame

This is not a column
about apathy
by M. E. Evers
Ano th er
day,
another
column.... (Not, as you might've
thought, another dollar. Haven't
started charging The Beacon for the
pleasure of running my little gems
of newspaper-ese. But I'm still
trying to get a contract for next
semeS ter.)
But, as I said, time for another
column. What to write about this
week? Registration?
No, that's
been done already this year. Snow?
Not yet; hasn't snowed enough (but
I'm still wishing). Better not write
about the belltower again, either.
I don't know. I had an idea-but I don't think I should use it. I
mean, I went to the gym dance this
weekend, and no one was there.
Empty tables, no one dancing ...you
get the idea.
But I don't think I should write
about that
I'll write about. ...
Thanksgiving break. Going home,
grandma's house in a horse-drawn
sleigh, turkey and stuffing, family
and parades, etc., etc. Maybe not.
Can't think of anything else to say
about it. Don't like turkey much,
anyway.
I can't get my mind off of that
dance, though. The dj's looked
pretty lonely there all by themselves. Well, they weren't actually
alone. There were some people
dancing.
True, they were the

security guards, but they were
dancing.
But I promised I wouldn't
write about that On to another
topic ....
Christmas break!
That's it;
that's the ticket. I'll write about
Christmas break. What? What's

that you're saying?
well over a month away?
I suppose I'll have to save
later column.
Same with finals.
Snow? I suppose

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,e were any ques
there without an
At other times.
in our mouths.
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its which only h
regret the times
:en about one stud
· to find out that
the other what
backs.
I know of no
:stly say they ha
y of either of
in order to
ion as a college, il
students, staff,
ion to freely
ons through con
,. We must disc
:eek solutions ·
focated people,
to make o
! and learn from
incerely,
mn Williams

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PAGE THREB :

rbett tells students to speak out
nt Life Committee
for extra-curricular
h do not fall under
committees. In this
1 advisary to the dean
airs. It shall initiate
as it deems necessary."
description of the
Committee as-written
catalogue of Wilkes
David Billings was
c chainnan of the
c Committee after
the president and
Billings said that as
wants to do something
lcms among students,
ooministration out into
He said he hoped to
the
values
of
, honor, and civic
the student body."
Anybody Give a
ich was M.C.ed by
uMonday in the lobby
Leaming Center, was
presented by the
Committee.
uce members chose
columnist for the Times

Leader, because of his controversial
and timely treatment of local,
national and global i_ssues. Billings
said
that
members
of the
Committee
felt
Corbett's
personality and independence from
students, faculty, and administration
would enable him to discuss
otherwise "taboo" subjects.
Corbett asked everyone present
in the lobby what they thought
were important issues.
One
question asked by Corbett which
brought forth many comments from
students was "What are you going
to do when you get out of college"?
No one answered at first. Then
Corbett said most people have to
pay their dues (even those who have
gone to a four year college) before
getting that higher paying job
they're after. He said he thought
that most students think they're
going to walk out of college and
get their jobs handed to them. He
added, "You're wrong"! Student•
response on this issue varied from
outright
denial
to
reluctant
agreement.
The majority of people present
sat quietly through the program
until asked a question.
Others
passed through with derrogatory

comments or avoided Corbett by
walking through or around the
lobby as quickly as possible.
Throughout
the program,
Corbett brought up issues like
attending college while raising
children;
the previous lack of

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interest in sessions between getting students to use "academic
administration, staff, or faculty and freedom"--whatever is said in a
students like "Meet the Pres;" and public discussion or classroom is
thoughts on the nuclear arms race. not to be attributed to the student
One of Corbett's closing comments on a personal basis outside of the
which he used as a type of gathering, but as a useful
summary of his program was communication
tool
between
"Where you have freedom,se it!"
Wilkes College members about
Billings felt that Corbett raised .issues of importance.
important issues which should be
Student
Life
Committee
discussed in further detail. Billings meetings are held on the first
said "now that we have an idea of Tuesday of each mon,th. Interested
the issues, the problem is how to parties may participate in the
get them to the forefront." He said planning of future debates or
he knows administration, faculty, forums on Campus issues. The
and staff care about what students next meeting will be held &lt;m
think and that students care about Tuesday, December I between 11
the thoughts of administration, a.m. and noon in the I.E.E.E. room
staff, and faculty. As chairman of located in the basement of the
the Student Life Committee, Eugene Sheddon Farley Library.
Billings said he is interested in

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Exercise to relieve the tension.
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16, 1987 and until the end of the
fall semester, we have assigned one
of your full-time graduate student
colleagues to be available Monday
and Tuesday evenings from 8:30 to
10:00.
Mr.
Alex Apaliski,
the
graduate student representative on
the graduate studies committee, will
be available during this time at the
Division of Graduate Studies and
Continuing Educaton, 215 South
Franklin Street, second floor (back
office on the right) in order to
discuss with him any ideas or
concerns related to your life as a
graduate student.
I will also be available on
Tuesday evenings from 4:30-6:30
for any guidance in you may desire
in your academic endeavors.
For any further after hours
appointments please call Priscilla
Goss (Graduate secretary) at 82446.'il. ext. 226.

Pawn
Continued from p. 2
to tell me I already suggested that
as a topic. Oh yeah. I did.
I could always write a column
about how hard it is to write a
weekly column--especially when
you have a topic you want to use,
but you're afraid to write about
because you think that if you
mention the "a-word" one more
time this semester, your Macintosh
disk will come alive and throw a
thesaurus at you.
So I won't mention the "aword." I won't write about the
dance, even though the Programming Board put a lot of hours into
it and only 100 people (instead of
the usual 300+) showed up.
That's it. I've decided. I won't
have a topic this week. There's no
point in writing about apathy on
this campus. No one would feel
like reading the article, anyway.

�PAGE FOUR

'' Hypercard '' now available Registration
b·u t twice a
by Rob Mac Arthur

Leo Geskey,

raduate Com uter Science student

by Michele Broton
Something new and interesting
is being introduced to MacIntosh
users everywhere! "Hypercard" is
here!
This may sound like some sort
of credit card from the 25th century.
But, in actuality, Hypercard is a
new program designed to be used
with the MacIntosh computer.
This piece of software allows users
to generate applications without
having to program.
Graphical information which
was never available on a MacIntosh
program before is available at the
mere insertion of "Hypercard."

ave a demonstration on the new software.

Maps, graphs, charts, lab reports,
. diagrams, a day by day calendar, and
a slide program can be accessed
easily by those who have little or
no experience in programming.
Because the features of this
program are hard to describe to
those who have not seen its
capabilities firsthand, a demonstration of "Hypercard" will be held
for anyone interested on November
24th in the MacIntosh Lab (Stark
134)
at
11
a.m.
The
demonstration, entitled "Software
Erector Set" will also serve as an
introduction to a course called "CS
298: Hypercard" to be taught by
Dr. John A. Koch during the spring

semester.
Koch suggested that students
desiring to take the course should
have completed the CS 225 Pascal
course prior to taking the CS 298
course. The session is also open to
faculty members interested in
learning to use "Hypercard" who
have no prior programming
experience.
Everyone should learn about
"Hypercard," a taste of the future,
according to Koch.
Those
interested in the program may
contact him at his office in Stark
Learning Center room 426 or at
extension 439.

Registration . . .it's that time of
the year again. For those of you
freshman who haven't gone through
the torture of registration yet, be
prepared for closed classes and lines
that back up the stairs. Although,
from what I gather, this year isn't
as bad as years past. Yes, the more
common classes like English 102
at 10:00 a.m. will be closed by the
time the F-L Freshmen get around
to visiting Sturdevant Hall, but the
upperclassmen don't have to worry
about that.
On the day I visited the
Registrar's Office the line was virtually non-existent. Doris Barker,
Registrar, said "the kids fjuniors]
just aren't coming on time, which
will crowd us up later in the week."
Unfortunately, some people might
have to sacrifice a class or two in
order to get their registering done.
One of the more serious
problems students · collide with is

discovering that they
finance office money.
complained in frustra ·
they should notify
beforehand about ow·
that students don't
around and lose out on
they want to take."
week The Daily BulletiJ
a warning pertaining IO
problem.
This an
seemed to think that
Office should find the
might not know they
and notify them.
I think students r
people who work at the
Office are doing their
students into the classes
The school can afford
computers and empl
students will just havP,
the present system.
thankful that we on~
register twice a year,
bear it.

Attention!
Nursing Students: please report to
Holiday Bowl!
The Wilkes College
Department of Nursing
inuites all nursing
students, College faculty
and
Administration to our
"HOLIDAY BOWL'
which is being held on
Friday, December 11th in
the nursing building from
11 am to 4pm.
We look forward to
hauing you join us!

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ICES

Continued-from p. 1
my office."
Vicc-presidentGcorgeWaldner
said ICES forms arc instrumental,
but not the only factor in the
teacher
evaluation
process.
According to Waldner, there are
three principle areas which are
important
in
the
instructor
evaluation process.
These are:
teaching effectiveness (ICES is one
of the six indices used to measure
teaching cffectivness), scholarship
and service.
Waldner said most colleges
and universities use surveys similar
to ICES to get student imput. He
sil.id that the idea for these forms
was around at least 15 years ago
and they have been used as a way of
finding out how students are
responding to a particular course
and to a particular aspect of that
course.
He said that those
instructors who have scored
particularly low on the survey
should ask themselves why students
likes Hunger and Education Action Taskforce (WHEAT) is holding "Campus Action
made those responses and what can
Canned food is being collected in the lobby of Stark Learnin2 Center for the "Feed
be done to change any problem
program sponsored by Channel 16 and the Com~ission on Ec_onomic Opportunity.
areas.
dents will also be fasting and donating money which would paid for their meals to
Dr. Umid R. Nejib, dean of
America to fight world hunger. Those who have participated in WHEAT events are
the School of Engineering and
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le,::hr:.::a'..'..:ti~o::.n_:a:..:t_4..:......J;:.:·::m::·....:t:.::o:.....::w:...:in::d::.....:u::1p!:......:t.::h::.e_W.:..:..:H::.E~A:_T_se_r_i_es_._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _--1 Phy~ical Sciences, said ICES is to
be used as a constructive tool in the
•
teacher evaluation process, but
should not be the only tool used.
"Those who subscribe to the idea
that this is the only tool (to judge)
teaching and lab effectivess are
circumstan- short sighted."· He said that ICES
extraordinary
Dean Rodechko
Sciences:
ive
with
reg isces, students are urged to are important because through
for Spring Semester, (Capin Hall 2)
register at their appointed them, students can let the
students who seek
the times, as posted on the administration know things like if a
by
offered
Courses
" courses or sections
guy is coming to classes.
Business and College Calendar.
of
'closed" in the Reg- School
Dean
Engel
This policy has been According to Nejib, ICES gives the
Office must secure Economics:
adopted
to
ensure
that instructors insight on things they
approval from the (Bedford Hall 15)
might not have known about
sections do not become too
themselves. "An instructor may
of the appropriate
Courses
offered
by
the large to provide a high think of himself as a dynamic
or School.
The
interactive
instru- individual, but they (stu*nts) say
School of Engineering and quality,
s Office has been
Physical Sciences: Dr. Nejib ctional setting.
he is dull. This does not mean he
to honor approval
Thank you!
is, it (just) tells him what they
(Stark
Learning
Center
Qn!Y.
from
the
think."
226C)
He said, "Faculty members
Ggorge W. Waldner
Because the deans will
who score high and faculty
Vice
President
for
the approve entry into closed
offered
by
members who score low have a
Academic Affairs
sections/courses
only
in
and
of
Arts
problem." Consistant remarks or
patterns on ICES forms are usually
factors
deans
take
into
consideration.
He
said
that
those
New York, New York!
who score especially low should
find out why and those who score
Don't miss the NYC bus trip on November 25,
especially high should a!so find out
why becau:;e ··nns · is not a
sponsored by Commuter Council.
popularity contest. It would be
vractically impossible (for a
Price is only $5 per person.
teacher) to be good in all areas."
Get your career off
You can't beat this bargain price!
The
Engineering and Physical
to aflying start!
!
Science Department had failed to
AttendAir Force Officer
Bus will depart from the SUB at Ram and leave ' participate in the "Best Teacher
Training School,
New York City at 8pm.
Award" according to Nejib, because
earn a commission
members feel it is based solely on
nd begin a rewarding career.
Trip is open to anyone interested in
ICES. He said, "How much weight
The Air Force offers you good
you put on the forms is important.
sightseeing, shopping or needing o
Interpretation is also important
pay, complete medical care
ride home for Thanksgiving Break.
because some interpret it differently
andmuch more. Call
Make your reseruations tof'ay to see the Big
than others." He 5:fild, "It i_s not to
Capt Rich Ice
Rpple with us (it'll be decorated for the Christmas ~ used ;15 a. suck to unprov~
. 1- 800-USAF-REC or
to the CC office on the 3rd , (mS tructors~ skills. To look at it
1) C
season, to O • • ome
as a negauve would defeat the
71 7- 770-6897 Collect
floor of the SUB to save your seat.
purpose."

ortant change
cedures

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registration

COLLEGE
GRADUATESAIM HIGH.

New York, New York!

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Dr. James Rodechko, dean of
College of Art and Sciences,

said that the ICES forms should be
only one of the many tools used in
the teacher evaluation.
Nevertheless, he said it is a very
important tool which should not be
treated lightly.
He said that
students should take the ICES form
seriously because it will be used in
the evaluation process.
According to Rodechko, they
are used primarily by instuctors for
improvement purposes.
As
mentioned by Natske, Rodecko said
the forms are also used by the vicepresident, deans and department
chairmen. As stated by Vicepresident Walder, Rodechko said
that those instructors who score
low should try to find out why and
see if they can correct any faults
which are bought out by the
survey.
Dr.
Stephen
Tillman,
professor of Mathematics and
Computer Science, said about
ICES: "They are not only not
useful, but detremental to good
teaching · -especially
if
administration uses it for who gets
a raise and who doesn't get a raise."
Tillman sees a conflict of interest.
He says that to teach students in a
way which is advantageous to
them, he must challenge them to
their limits. According to Tillman,
this may mean that students will
not do as well as expected on tests.
He said he found a high correlation
between instructors who did well on
tlie ICES forms and the higher
grades of tests given in class. He
also found the reverse was true.
Therefore, he thinks that these
forms should not be used when
determining salary.
Dr. Brian Redmond, associate
dean of the School of Engineering
and Physical Sciences, also said the
ICES forms play an important part
in the evaluation process. "They
are one factor among many upon
which a faculty member should be
evaluated. If it becomes the only
factor, then it is an inappropriate
use of ICES."
Dr. Theodore Engel, dean of
the School of Business and
Economics, said the ICES forms
are basically used in two ways.
The most effective way of using the
form, according to Engel, is the
"summative"
approach
which
indicates
how
an
instructor
·conducted classes, what exams were
like, honoring the course syllabus,
and other factors by looking at the
results of ICES forms over the
course of time (years).
He said the results should be
used to · see where an instructor
might be helped, not punished. He
said chairmens' evaluations, self
evaluations, i;Cl!r evaluations, and
student evaiuations should be used
together for an overall teacher
evaluation. Engel said that by
using them in a summative
approach (over time) that the forms
in combination with other material,
are useful tools. He said that he
only sees the use of such forms as a
problem when they are misused like
when "you try to draw conclusions
from one set."

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veil

Let's go to Butte
by Lee Morrell
Yes folks, it's that time again.
No it's not pre-registration, registration, or even just finding out
who the advisor for your major is.
That's right, I'm talking about that
wonderful time known as the "Holiday Season!" It doesn't just encompass preparing yourself to do
: ' · battle with the rest of your six
thousand relatives who crawl out of
the woodwork for free turkey. It's
not bracing yourself for the Christmas album offers that started before
Halloween. It's not even making
enough money to blow it on gifts
for those very same six thousand
relatives. What I'm talking about
is that ever present question, "What
can I do over Thanksgiving Break?"
I guess it's a good enough
question to ask. Most of your average students will go home or, as in
the commuter's case, stay home and
work. Yuck! Most of the people
who I spoke to said that that is
what they expect to be doing. ''I'm
going to work in a Deli," said
Michele Broton, a sophomore from
Sugarloaf, PA, who is majoring in
communications Gournalism concentration) and minoring in theater.
''I'm staying here (at Wilkes),
working at Kids 'R' Us, and typing
Grad school applications," remarked
Elizabeth Mazzullo, a senior English major hailing from Williamsport. "I'm going home to resume

my summer job-- working with the
mentally handicapped," said senior
English major, Kimberly Supper,
who hails from Lake Carmel, NY.
I guess not everyone is going
to be attempting to earn funds for
their college career, or whatever else
they may choose to use it for, as
evidenced by speaking to Andrew
Morrell, a "senior-to-be" communications major from Kingston (also
my brother, but that's irrelevent).
"I'm going to . . . uhh . . . clean
my room, . . . err . . . listen to
music, . . . clean my room and
listen to music!"
Well as the title indicates, I'm
going to attempt to give you some
dandy ideas for what you can do
during
the not-quite-as-long..asChristrnas-but- still-almost-a-weeklong Thanksgiving break.
Let's see now, what to suggest
first. .. I know, you can travel. If
you are a local student or staying
for the holidays, you can take the
historical tour of Wilkes-Barre and
its surrounding area by following
the helpful history of the Commonwealth signs. You could also drive
to
such
surroundmg
area
meccas as Luzerne, Edwardsville,
etc., and take in the breathtaking
scenery.
Of course, no travel
itinerary would be complete without the customary tour of fine
restaurants and places of enter•
tainment, such as Top Dog--which
is both. Or, y_ou could go to the

Don &amp; Ed: Out on

LAX (the Los Angeles International
Airport) of the east, the Scranton
/Wilkes-Barre International Airport
and just watch the planes coming in
from Asia or Europe--via Philadelphia,
Pittsbur_gh,
Newark,
LaGuardia, Kennedy and other
REAL airports. I'm sure you could
do these similar things at your own

home.
Traveling isn't the only fun
thing to do during these short
breaks. You could always get yourself involved with all sorts of
various mischief. You could steal a
car, rob a bank, kill a man (or
woman to soothe the feminist), or
set a fire. All 'of which will keep

You could always photo copy the library, I did!

you from returning to
five to twenty years mi
break ends. (I'm ki

dDn't listen to me!)
There are always
the ordinary things to
you ask, "is an out of
thing?" Let's see, you
a local airport, one of
plane varieties, and take
ing classes. You could
to Butte, Montana to fi
You could add a recr
your house. You could
library and make a ph
every page of every av
and magazine and pcri
you get the picture. Yoo
the old "honey and ant'
the neighbor's dog
whichever annoys you
For the fan of that
medium of TV, you c
of the TV sets in the
them in one room--along
and tune them into
different Thanksgiving
available. After that
watch the reruns of "The
A Thanksgiving Special.
you're a glutton for
video tape them and
again, and again, and yet
Finally, as my
Dan Rowe suggested, w
home and do homew
projects and the like.
think that is a truly silly·

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More cartoons &amp; Scruffy the .C
Help me! Help me! I've gone
too far! Well, I guess I should have
known better. In our last column I
reminisced with you about cartoons
and I've been a mess ever since. I
can't sleep! I can't eat! I can't concentrate on trivial things, like Stat
class! I even woke up on Saturday
morning and watched the test patterns for a half an hour just to see
those animated aggrevators! All
week long visions of "George of
the Jungle" and "Ricochet Rabbit"
danced through my head. So, once
and for all, I will expell, in print,
all of these retained ponderances of
cartoons and then move on to
bigger and ... well bigger things.
To start, this one has bothered
me for a long time. In those Walt
Disney cartoons we have Mickey
Mouse, Donald Duck, and the
others. But, just what the heck is
Goofy? WHAT IS HE? Is he a
horse? Is he a dog? Now if he is a
dog, Pluto should be pretty ticked.
Why doesn't Pluto ever get a speaking part? He doesn't even get to
wear clothes! But if Goofy isn't a
dog, what is he? I guess some
things are better left unknown.

The Smurfs-- Now just how
many of them are there? Let's see,
there's Papa Smurf, Hefty Smurf,
Brainy Smurf, Lazy Smurf, Jokey
Smurf, etc ... , but what about the
ones that we don't see on the show?
Wouldn't it be interesting to see,
oh, I don't know, someone like
Pyromaniac Smurf,.or Bladder Control Problem Smurf, or maybe an
Albino Smurf.
Show the kids
some realism. And something else
about the show that I've noticed; of
all of those hundreds of Smurfs
there is only ~ girl! Either she
must have some incredible stamina
or it is one sticky scene in the
Smurf shower room.
Sqiddily Diddily-- And just
what is .ill&lt;? Is he an octopus? He
only has four tentacles. Is he a
squid? His head ain't pointy. And
just how does he walk around on
land all day without dying or shrivelling up?
Droopy Dog-- I was always
amazed at how fast he could run. I
mean, he'd be standing in one place
and then all of a sudden he would
run real far away over a mountain
or something and then come back;

and all in the span of like one
second. Impressive!
Scooby Doo-- Now, Scooby
and Shaggy are either very desperate
or very dumb. They'll go into
some old, run down house full of
bats and rats and spiders; go into
this dust filled kitchen, find a piece
of food AND EAT IT!
He-Man-- The people on HeMan must all work out together or
be on the same diet, or something.
Everyone of those guys has the
same physique! If their skin color
didn't differ you wouldn't know one
from the other. And just what did
happen to Skeletor that he is all big
and muscular but has no facial
tissue?
And now the time has come. I
shall rid my system completely of
these merry mad cap characters in
one final climactic regurgatation:

Tom and Jerry Pixie and Dixie
Jabberjaws Underdog Tennesee
Tuxedo The Hairbear Bunch Quick
Draw McGraw Pink Panther
Bullwinkle Woody ~Woodpecker
Shleprock Thundar the Barbarian
Speedbuggy Dingbat and the Creeps
Tom Slick Hong Kong Fooey Inch

High Private Eye Hoppity Hooper
Mush Mouse &amp; Punkin Puss
Breezly Bruin Josie and The
Pussycats Courageous Cat &amp;
Minute Mouse Jiminy Cricket
Betty Boop Milton the Monster
Deputy Dawg Secret Squrrel Adam
Ant Fearless Fly Marine Boy
.Penelope Pitstop Wally Gator
Chilly Willy
Mighty Mouse
Thunder Cats Sauvois Faire
Klondike Cat Dudley Dooright
Pepe LaPew Casper the Friendly
Ghost Stuffy Dermo Yankee
Doodle Pidgeon The Archies
Droopalong Mr. Peabody The
Goofy Guards Super Chicken Peter
Potamus Grape Ape (pant, pant)
Captain Caveman Mr. Magoo The
New Shmoo Snagglepuss Speed
Racer Johnny Quest.

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from the song "40
Nites" from Scruffy the
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I got something to say
it's to tell you abo111
newly released EP, "
Boom Bingo." This is1
EP which contains so
some studio cuts. For
Story" fanatics, (and I'm
Luca will be happy
Scruffy the Cat does
version of "Runaway."
this Ii ve side you can
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is a composite floor plan from Act IV of "Carmen." Klaus Holm-designer.

'n'Curtain's year long prefor the tribute exhibition,
Holm: Siages In Retroto a successful end.
y, November 14, at the
~ption, Professor Holm
over 50 guests, including
present Cue 'n'. Curtain
faculty, family, and
The exhibit is a long

deserved recognition honoring the
contributions Holm brought to the
Wilkes theater.
In an effort to create a more
permanent tribute to Holm, Cue 'n'
Curtain is establishing a scholarship in his name.
The scholarship, when fully
funded, will be granted to a student
demonstrating excellence in theater
arts. The scholarship fund was or-

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Pisces- If you are arguing with a friend this week or
just not talking at all, go over what you are mad at
each other for. You might find that your problem is
not worth arguing about.
Leo- Show a little mercy this week. Don't jump down
anybody's throat because you're mad at others.
Walking around with a chip on your shoulder will only
weigh you down.

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and revealed at Saturday's reception, §
in a very emotional ceremony.
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Cue 'n' Curtain expects the sS
scholarship lo be completely funded
before 1988. The club is selling exhibition posters al $5 each. Posters
can be purchased at the Sordoni
Gallery, during gallery hours.
The exhibit will run unLil
Sunday, December 15.

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Go home and hide yourself under your bed,
because it is going to be a long weekend. So get
ready; you have been warned.

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can't always get what you

§ patient this week. You
§ want when you want it.
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what you can and cannot do? If you are, you can
avoid frustration. If not, you are in for it this week.

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§
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§ risky this week. Live life in the slow lane for now.
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will
work out for the better this week. I saw, in the stars
above my pasture, that good luck is on your way--live
life in the fast lane.

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opposed to the normal crowd of three hundred-plus. The dance was
d by professional disk jockeys, The Pros, and was sponsored by the §
ramming Board.

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'' What You Will'' a smash!
by Korrie Anne Everett
For those Wilkes students who
took the challange and did something different this past weekend,
they were pleasantly surprised. For
those who came expecting a traditional Shakespeare tragedy or comedy, they were treated to "a smattering of this and a few notes of
that."
"What You Will"
was an
interesting play in that it informed
while it entertained. The play began with a huge company number
to welcome the audience and
proceeded to a well acted and highly
comic version of The Most
Lamentable Comedy and Most
Cruel Death 'of Pyramus and
Thisby, then it quickly moved on
to a scene that posed such questions,
upon the life of Will Shakespeare
as "When was he born?", "How did
he go to the bathroom?", and, the
biggie, "Was he gay?" ~e play
~en_ 1?&lt;&gt;k a sh~ left tum mto the
Tw1hght ,Zone and ~e met the
Bard,_ Shakespeare, on his own turf.
I~ this scene, a few myths were
dispelled and a few , more were
created.
The audience was treated to
well acted, comic renderings of such

classics as Othello, MacBeth, The
Taming of the Shrew, and a ten
minute version of 1/amlet ("with an
encore!")
The accompanying slide show
was an added treat; not something
one would expect to see at the
theatre. The pictures were timed
and placed to accompany the action
on stage and they were very effective (and almost eerie) in certain
scenes, such as the intense scene
between Claudio and his sister,
Isabella, in Measure for Measure ..
The band that accompanied the
show was very talented and certainly added much to the per-formance.
The play was a blend of the
old and new, using scenes from
Shakespeare and from plays based
upon the Bard's, such as West Side
Story, "Kiss Me Kate" and "Hair".
What You Will was definitely
one of the more memorable performances put on here at Wilkes in
recent days. It was thoroughly enjoyable and certainly a 'new" way to
spend a Friday or Saturday night
here at Wilkes! For quite a few
folks, the name "Will Shakespeare"
will no longer strike fear in their
hearts and minds as they contemplate yet another literature class or
term project but, instead, will bring

Above is Bill Barber with a bunch of unidentified William Shakespeares caught during
a final dress rehearsal for the Wilkes production of "What You Will."
a smile to their faces and a chuckle
to their lips as they as they reach
for the Riverside Shakespeare
textbook.

by Bullstradamos
"the all-knowing Bovine."

A different perspective

The show
by Bill Barber
The show is over. The set has
been dismantled.
The rented
costumes have been returned and the
cast party is but an ocean of empty
beer cans and pretzels ground into
the carpet Doing Dr. Michael
ONeill's What You Will was an
experience none of us will forget •
including my friend Veronica. I
asked her what she thought of the
show.
"Oh, it was wonderful.
Michael ONeill must be a genius.
And the actors, my goodness, so
much talent! John Domzalski is
just brilliant! He really chews up
the scenery," Veronica said.
I started to fix cocktails.
"Well, I suppose, if you like
deviled ham ... " I offered.
"No, I mean it," Veronica said.
"That scene from Othello with Lisa
ONeill--stunning.
I got goose
bumps. Rob Johansen was terrific,
too. The scene with Jane Erb was
wonderful. Rob sure is a versatile
actor. So many different parts, and
all done so well!"
"Well, I suppose, if you like
bald spots," I said.
"Don Semyon cracked me up
as Juliet," Veronica went on. "And
that Chris Brunnock is just
adorable. She made a very good
Kate."
"Well, I suppose, if you like
freshmen," I grumbled.
"But, oh, Brian Dorsey. What

•

IS

over

a dreamboat! He was my favorite,"
Veronica sighed.
I poured some Beefeater gin
into a small pitcher and added ice.
"But what about me?" I asked.
"Oh, honey, you were fine,
but I didn't know Jeff Eline was
such a good singer.
Bob
Wachowski was good too, and so
were Dana Stago and Michele
Mazzei. And I had no idea Andrea
Kocerha could speak French."
"French?!" I said. "I thought
that was Serbo-Croatian."
"And Romeo, what was his
name? Robert Michaels? What a
hunk! Did you know his eyes are
the exact same color as his hair?
Truly gorgeous, really," she
breathed.
"Sure, after three hours in the
make-up room, who wouldn't be?" I
mumbled.
Veronica took a deep breath
and sighed. "But all in all, I still
think my favorite was Brian
Dorsey. What a doll!"
I put a drop or two of dry
vermouth into the gin and stirred it
gently with a glass swizzle.
"But what about me?" I asked
again. "Did you like Me?!"
"O, honey, you were fine.
The whole show was great, really.
The band sounded terrific. That.
Dixieland they played at the
beginning of Act Two, I really
liked that. Mike Williams is really
good on the tmmpet. 0, every-•
thing was. really well done.
I

If I were a Wilkes
Trustee!

thought the show was quite professional, technically speaking."
"Are you kidding?!" I demanded. "They blew my light cue!
Twice!"
I was practically shouting.
"I have to hand it to the prop
and stage managers, Michele
Palmieri and Maureen O'Hara,"
Veronica said. "They really must
have had their hand:, full."
"Well, yeah. One does have to
remember to thank all the little
people, too." I said.
"But I don't know," Veronica
said, "I just have to say that Brian
Dorsey was really superb."
I set out two chilled glasses,
put an olive in each, and strained
the martinis in over the olives.
Like two big green eyes they
seemed to stare at ·me, daring me to
ask my next question.
"What about my song?" I was
practically begging. "Did you like
my song?"
"O, heney, that was lousy,"
Veronica said.
"What!?" I demanded. "My
song was lousy?!"
"Too slow," she said. "And
chopped in half. It didn'i make any
sense. Were you off key?" she
asked, blinking her big blue eyes at
me.
I drank my martini in silence.
• And when Veronica started to
tell me what a good dancer she
thought Brian Dorsey was, I drank
her's, too.

I don't know why everyone
gets down on the Bell Tower. I
thinks it's a good idea, plus it looks
great. I know that the norm of our
school would rather see the money
for the Bell Tower go towards something ·else like dorm renovation,
that new gym we are supposed to
get before the Apocalypse, or other
less important Boondoggles like
that.
Yet, what everyone does not
know is that the money for our Bell
Tower does not come from our
tuition, but from a private group of
donors, and this is the reason for
our College building us this monument. These donors want a bell
tower, and if they pay for it, well,
why not?
I thought about this for a
while and I came to the conclusion
that if I ever became very rich, and
had a few million to throw around,
I could have a lot of fun with this
College. I would invest money in
my alma mater, and buy many
nice little buildings, dorms, and
equipment: You name it, spare no
expense. I would turn this place into one of the nicest schools in the
country.
Yet, my show of wealth, and
donation would come with only a
few little demands. First, I would
like to change the name of our library. Well, not really change it,
just spice it up a little. Instead of
the EUGENE SHEDDEN FARLEY LIBRARY, how about the
EUGENE
SHEDDEN
HUEY
DUEY--LUEY LARRY CURLY
MOE SLEEPY GRUMPY DOPEY
SNEEZY HAPPY
BASHFUL
DOC MIKE CAROL GREG

PETER BOBBY MARCIA
CINDY ALICE TIGER
BARNEY
WILMA
PEBBLES BAM BAM
BUGS DAFFY ELMERG
ELROY JUDY JANE R
ASTRO
MARSHALL
HOLLY CHAKA ENICK
and BILL FARLEY LIB
Now that's a name!!! Justll)'
that on a library card.
Another demand I would
is to have a forty-foot pink
ingo erected on the lawn of
esser. It would have multi
track lights for eyes and evey
at twelve it would play OIi
mater. They would have
O.K. No flamingo, no m
would have them right were I
them. Heh Heh!!! Snorts
Don't get me wrong.
want to better my alma
want to see it become the
of the Wyoming Valley, in
conditions, academics, and
If I were rich, I would sp:nd
mill on a new football fie
field houses for all athletics
one condition: at all lhc
garries Coach U11Swoth must
an off-white and pink bunny
buck teeth, floopy ears, ov
feet, and whiskers. He mll!I
hop down the sidelines, mi
WHAT IN Tiffi H-E-DOU
WHATS UP DOC? Boy, all
need is money and this Col
yours.
Finally, I w:iuld leave
tower unfinished. I feel that
It would ... Uh ... Reprc
yeah . . . Represent . . .
process of learning is never
complete . . and ... and ..
bell tower would stand
reminder of that . . . yr.ah
"That's the ticket!"

Kern

open their sea
Valley.
Garn
preview will
to Coach Joe
paign.

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�PAGE NINE

by Lee Morrell

Whoa, it.has been quite a long time since we have been together. rm sorry we've been apart
for so long. The blame, if that is what you call it, goes to The Beacon sports department; more
specifically Beacon Sports Editors, Lisa "Niblet" Miller and Bill "Willy" Kem. They have been
working their little tushies off. The Beacon is very proud of the job they are doing. So, due to
there diligence, there never seems to be enough room for "Trivia '87." Well, as you can surely
tell, a hole opened up, and I emerged carrying ball! So much has happened since we last spoke,
so I'll try to hit the high points of the athletic year. In professional football we had a strike,
replacement games, scabs, returning players, and surprises. "What surprises," you ask. Let's
see, The Colts, The Chargers, The Oilers, The Saints, The Raiders, Buddy Ryan, and Eric
Dickerson. In college football Syracuse, Notre Dame, Florida State, and upset minded Pitt are
the unexpected big winners. Oklahoma, Miami, and Nebraska are the predictable big winners,
while 1986 National Champs Penn State had a disappointing season. Look for Notre Dame's
Tim Brown or Pitt's Craig "Ironhead" Heyward to take the Reisman.
In baseball the "afraid to leave home" Minnesota Twins took the series by winning all four
at home, something never before done in series play. Post-season awards are as follows: NL
manager of the year--Buck Rogers, Montreal; AL manger of the year--Sparky Anderson, Detroit;
NL Cy Young--Steve "Bedrock" Bedrosian, Philadelphia; AL Cy Young--Roger Clemens, Boston
(2nd straight); NL Rookie of the year--Benito Santiago, San Diego; AL Rookie of the year--Mark
McGwire, Oakland; AL MVP George Bell, Toronto (the first Dominican and First member of a
Canadian team to win the honors); and no NL MVP as of yet. My guess, Andre Dawson,
Chicago.
Also, the professional hockey and basketball seasons opened last week. The Lakers are
defending their title well by jumping out to an undefeated start. NHL champs, the Edmonton
Oilers, with points leader Wayne Gretzkey, are also off to a strong start. One hockey
controversey has popped up. Dave Brown, a Flyers defenseman, got a measely 15 game
suspension for attempting to break the jaw of Ranger, Tomas Sandstrom. Ranger coach Michel
Bergeron, stated that a normal criminal on the street would get ten years in jail for that crime.
Oh well, sports is sports, right? On to the business at hand, on to TRIVIA. Let's do it!
The college football season is winding down, Pitt beat Penn State, bowl bids are coming out,
Nebraska faces Oklahoma, and Ohio State fired their coach. Why not ask college football
questions!

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Question # 1: What Notre Dame star beat out Jim Brown for the Reisman Trophy in
Brown's last season of college ball?

are the 1987-88 women's basketball coKennedy and
Diana. Smith.
The
open their season this Saturday at home against
Valley. Game time is at 7:00 p.m.
Women's
preview will appear in the December 3 issue.
to Coach Jodi Kest and the entire team in their

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Rose Bowl?
Good luck and have an enjoyable Thanksgiving break, trivia buffs! Bring your answers to
us here at The Beacon on the 3rd floor of the SUB. Oh yeah there is a $5 prize.

Angel:
I have no fear,
I have only love.

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Luv, The bitch

nENTION BSN
LASS OF 1988.
Air Force hos a special profor 1988 BSNs. If selected,
con enter active duty soon
graduat1an- without waiting
the results of your State Boards
quo11ty you must hove on
011 ·s· average After commisng you'll attend a five-month
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col fac1llty It's on excellent
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"Farewell, thou art too
dear for my
possessing."
This is in the public
domain
my sweet scarlet
wench.
Good luck on your
paper,
boss. Shall I compare
thee
to a summer's day?
I love you as much,
Lorri.
You're my pal,babe!
Weallluvya!

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time.
This will be the last
time that the
photographer wil be
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Please arrange your
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word to describe the
Cooch John Reese and
1988 addition.. of the
e Wrestling Team is
The Colonels are
prove on last year's 21llld two All-American
Another event to look
is Coach
Reese's
«xlth match.
nels only lost two
last year's team but
missed greatly. One
is Andre Miller a
A Champion who
American
status.
Colonel wrestler
the team this year is ·
, who was a very
r for the past three
loss of Gary and
us with , a few

question marks, but I feel that we
have good people to fill
their
shoes," stated Reese.
So far
Coach Reese is very pleased with
the team ."The kids have great
attitudes and good work habits." A
big question for the Colonels
will be how the team will react to
weight class adjustments.
Starting at 118 will be junior
Brian Bauer.
Last year Bauer
compiled a 17-2 record and should

134. "Miller is probably one of the
smartest wrestlers on the team, and
we look for good things from
him," said Reese.
Backing up
Miller will be Gavin McGinty.
Junior Frank Castano will
start at 142. "Frank has a lot of
talent and we feel he could have a
real good year for us," stated
Reese.
Due to an mJury to Frank
Goldowski, Coach Reese will have
to shuffle his middle weights
around till Goldowski's return.
Wrestling at 150
will
be
sophmore Tony Diaz or freshman
Shawn Galbreath.
Last year Joe Iannuzzi returned
to wrestling after a year layoff and
compiled a 15-6 record. "I really
expect a good year out of Joe.
He's a hard worker with a lot of
potential," said Reese.
Coach
Reese
will
use

be one of the best 118-pounders in
the east. Backing up Bauer will be
Kurt Tamai.
All-American Dennis Mejias
will start at 126.
Mejias last
season had a 23-8-2 record and will
have added pressure, being the fifth
ranked wrestler in the country.
Mejias will be being pushed by
promising
freshman
Dave
Bonomo.
Ron Miller will move up to .

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but his experience
g offensive line
Duncan returned after
and continually closed
10 opposing offenses.
was a reserve
always gave a great
t;,ocial teams.
The
find it hard to replace
I DeLuca who was
imser in the MAC.
outstandingly all
Kolar did not play
t two years, but the

native
home with many great memories.
The defensive secondary will
be hard hit by graduation. Bob
Wall holds the single season record
of nine interceptions. He played
great coverage all year.
Dan
Dougherty was a ferocious hitter
who jarred his share of ball carriers.
Fred Klien was also a tough hitte
whose experience and smart play
will be missed.
I want to wish all the senior
luck and success in the future
Thanks for the memories.

Tha.nksg·i .ving
From· the
con S,,po,r t-S Sta f-f.:

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returning EIWA Champion Craig
Mark Palanchi will start at
Rome at
either
167 or 177, 190. "Mark should have a good
depending on the opponent. In year. He wrestled some tough guys
preseason rankings Rome is ranked · last year and that experience should
eighth in the country. Look for help him," said Reese.
sophmores Merrell Neal and Mike
Steve Schannauer will return
Schroat to fill in at either 167 or at heaveyweight. "I feel Steve will
177.
be more relaxed this year and
wrestle
more confident,"
said
Reese.
Senior Co-Captions are
Dennis Mijias and Craig Rome.
There are also two Junior CoCaptions. They are Ron Miller and
Joe Iannuzzi. All four have shown
great leadership and should play a
big part in the success of this years
squad.
It looks again that the Wilkes
. College wrestling team is headed
for 'more glory and more national
recognition. "We received a lot of
good comments at Nationals last
year, and with
the caliber of
wrestlers that we ha·,e it could be
another great year," said Reese.

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Vol.XL

Colonel of
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Colonels fall shor
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The Wilkes College football
team saw its dream of a MAC
Championship come to an end
Saturday, as the Warriors of
Lycoming handed the Colonels a
tough 14-10 defeat.
As in all big games special
team play can tum a team around.
Saturday's game was no different.
Lycoming's Frank Gerardi returned
a Harold Magnotta punt 78 yards
for the first score of the game.
In the second quarter the
Colonels got their offense in gear.
Behind the passing of Carl DeLuca
the Colonels moved the ball to the
Lycoming seventeen-yard line. The
Warriors got tough, but Sean
Megley was able to kick a twentyseven-yard field goal to close the
Lycoming lead to 7-3.
The Wilkes defense held the
Warriors and gave the offense the
ball in good field
pos1t1on.
DeLuca wasted no time as he hit a
wide open P.J. Salazzo for a twentytwo-yard strike. Megley's PAT was
good and the Colonels had a 10-7
lead.
The second half was dominated
by both defenses. Lycoming was
able to muster the only score of the
second half. On a fourth and one
situation the Warriors called a
bootleg, it worked as the Warriors
had a first and goal at the Wilkes
one-yard line. On the next play
Young hit paydirt to give the
Warriors a 14-10 lead.

present 200 x '.
:give way to the ,
Conference Cen
story building wit

.be about 80 thous;
ording to archil
of the Sord

Christopher Breis
new Center, "
..The last mr

The Colonels were unable to
get the ball into the end zone and
the game ended with Wilkes
suffering a 14-10 loss.
Even though the Colonels
ended the season on a down note, it
was still a great season. This year's
team played beyond expectations
and received national recognition .
There are ten seniors who

played their last game Sa
will be missed next s
DeGrazia is a player who
be missed by Colonel
He leaves holding every
receiving record. Ron
was the other half of the

Harriers run in Regionals
by Tom Urso
This past Saturday the senior
members of the cross country team
ran their last intercollegiate race.
The weather wasn't bad but the
course was a muddy mess.
Linda Siberini ran first in the
women's race but had an
unfortunate mishap in the first
quarter-mile when she fell while
crossing a gully. She was able to
recover after a mile when she started
moving up from her 50th starting
position. When it was all over she
emerged from the woods in 26th

place and remained there until the
finish. She recorded a time of
20:47. Even if she hadn't fallen, it
would have been very difficult to
make it into one of the three
individual spots needed to make it ran just to experience
into nationals.
regional race and found
The two men did as well as be very hazardous with his
they could running on the soggy
The team would
course after the women. Tom Urso ex press their thanks to C
was able to finish in 29:40, which - McGuire and assistant c
bettered his last weeks time of Koehane for a great s
29:44. However, his placing was not have been a winning
far off from last week's, as he tried was a fun one.
to stay on his feet to finish 120th underclassmen, good 1
out of 186 runners. Pete Huber season from the seniors!

cen
Breiseth, trustees
staff and voluntc
atcd five and a t
through the Capi
of the S
Tommor

vities schedule
ted as little
ing to Rich:
sident of col k
e said that l
vice-president
d three coacl
on altcmaci
during
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                    <text>No. 11

Vol.XL

Wilkes College

Wilkes-Barre PA

r December 10, 1987

18766

•

Bell tower
completion
nears
present

rts/conference center

by Kim Klimek

Wilkes
present 200 x 200
give way to the will
Conference Center.
story building with a

be about 80 thousand
cording to architect
of the Sordoni
Services Inc. - three
as large as the present
Christopher Breiseth
new Center, "I'm
..The last major
twas Evans Hall and
the Stark Learning
that the bonds have
IO finance the actual

jr last game
issed next
is a player
by Colo
holding e
ecord. R
her half of
n the confi

stay on
t time in
a fast r
the wi
hman T

of the center.
Brciseth, trustees arc
staff and volunteers
e,uimatcd five and a half
through the Capitol
of the $18
Tommorow
tion will begin as
ble to the end of the
activities schedule so
disrupted as little as
a:cording to Richard
u-prcsident of college
L He said that Dr.
dncr, vice-president of
affairs and three coaches
working on alternative
places during
the
and construction
sports activities after

Thus, the previous tentative
groundbreaking date which was set
for January 1, I 988 will be moved
to March. Brciscth said, "We won't
break ground until March because
we plan to use it for sports."
Paul O'Hop, Vice-President of
Business
Affairs/Auxiliary
Enterprises,
said
scoreboards,
bleachers and equipment will be
taken out prior to demolition.
Actual demolition on the new
gym will probably begin at the end
of February or beginning of March
according to Charles.
Plans for the Sports and
Conference Center are currently
being discussed.
John Pesta,
Auxiliary affairs administrator and
Assistant Director od Facilities
Management and Purchasing, said
the basement of the new center will
contain
weight training rooms,
locker rooms, lavs, a laundry room,
two multi-purpose rooms, (one
which may be used for hockey) and
wrestling room. A room is also
being constructed which may later
serve as a sauna.
The huge feature on the first
floor will be a large gym floor.
Initially, bleachers from the present
gym which have a seating capacity
of about 1,400 will be used, but
space will be left for additional
bleachers according to Pesta.
He said coaches offices, a large
lobby with sky lights, kitchen
space, and storage room space (a
feature which seems to have been

Continued •On p. 4

Construction work on "The
Burns Alumni Tower and Carillon"
is nearly completed. Last week,
workers
from
the
Sordoni
Construction Services Inc. placed a
tree on top of the construction site
located in the quadrangle bounded
by Kirby, Chase and Church Halls
to celebrate "topping it off."
The brick and mortar outer
stucture of the 61 foot tall bell
tower is finished except for the
copper roofing, according to
Richard Charles, vice-president of
college advancement.
The construction which began
in late September was due to be
completed around the time of the
dedication
ceremony
during
Homecoming week.
According to John Chawlck,
special
assistant
of
college
advancement, the carillon and bells
will be shipped and delivered to the
College on
December
18th.
According to Sordoni construction
workers, Chawlck said, the tower
and carillon should be completed
around the Christmas vacation.
Chawlck and other administrative
members believe the belltower will
serve as a central landmark of the .
college as well as an intellectual
symbol.
Charles said the belltowcr will
have Westminster chimes, a tape
control which can play seasonal may be broadcast all over campus.
songs and songs like the "Alma
Three or four spot lights will
Mater" and an electric console. The be focused on the clocks. General
chimes can be set to be set to be lighting of the area will come from
played every quarter hour. After the spotlights
on
neighboring
carillon is shipped, · Schulmcrich buildings.
Two trellases, a
Company manufactures will install sidewalk, a plaza, and a limestone
it. "In Chase Hall, there will be a bench on the south side will be
keyboard so a musician can play installed.
Charles said that the
melodies
independently." This carillon will hopefully be installed
console will be hooked to a speaker before Christmas so holiday songs
on the bell tower so music played may be played.

,

•

om tbe J.Seacott

The bell tower will be named
after Cha rles Burns, a long time
resident of Wyoming Valley who is
prominant in the Wilkes~Barrc area.
He was the first physician of the
alumni, a recognized specialist in
urology and respected community
practitioner. Chwalek said plans
are also to be arranged to begin a
Bums scholarship program for the
students.

In this - issue ... ·
~is the night be(ore'Cll;iit~~ ·. •. p. 2

Semester inteview: . .. .. . .
What was hot•.&amp;nd what was not p; 5
Goldburg and Webster team up for success p. 8

Women hoopstets compete in tourney p. 10

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A voice for

and by the
students?

Letters to the Editor
Are you nuts?
To the Advertising Manager:
I've had enough chlorthalidone
and isosorbide dinatrate. For the
past 7 weeks or so, I've been
enduring a 3/4 page ad (usually on
page 10) for drugs (Go ahead and
turn; it's probably there). Is this
the kind of ad that should be run in
a college newspaper?
Now, I'm just like the next
guy. I don't mind worthwhile ads
in the paper. Last year, I endured a
full page cassette ad for many
weeks. That was OK 'cause students could relate to it.
But this ad is not right at all.
41 types of drugs . . . for college
students? I don't see the logic.
Maybe if this were a senior
citizen paper, or a paper for a
community in which the standard of
health was not so great .. . But on
a college campus?? Are you nuts?
(If so, you can get valium for 21,
32, or 52 cents per tablet).
The decision to run this ad was
for money. I understand that advertising money runs newspapers. But
next time, think of students when
~·ou run an ad.
Analyze your
audience.
The Beacon is for
students FIRST. Just fiv&lt;; minutcs of sensible planning can make
both advertising money and happy

Imagine the scene . . . The Beacon , Wilkes College's favorite
publication, being ripped from its familiar distribution sites, being
flung into garbage cans across the campus, being wasted, students being
deprived of the weekly news, the feature stories, being denied their
pipeline to the College. Sound like some kind of sick nightmare?
Sounds like a nightmare, but this scene could very well become a
reality. In fact, something very much like this scene became a reality
at King's College, our counterpart right down the street.
On Novemeber 14, most of the copies of the King's College paper,
The Crown , were removed from their distribution points. No, this
removal was not due to the many fans of the publication greedily tearing
it from the newsstands. The copies were removed because within the
paper was an ad for Planned Parenthood, an agency that provides birth
control services. The removal of the papers from the distribution points
occurred on "College For a Day," an annual King's College event that
gives prospective King's students and their parents a chance visit -and
learn about the school.
Now you may think, no big deal; the school did what it had to do
to protect its image. King's is a Catholic school; it wouldn't look right
to have an ad for birth control in its paper. No big deal, right? Wrong.
It is a big deal. Regardless of the reasons for the removal of the paper,
the removal was a form of censorship. And after this incident occurred,
an advertising policy was drafted by The Crown staff prohibiting ads for
abortion referrals and contraceptive products.
Still, the question must be asked--why was the ad run in the first
&gt;----~-~-----place? Obviously, the staff of The Crown must have discussed the
appropriateness of the ad before actually printing it. Obviously, the
staff of The Crown is well aware of the views of the Catholic Church.
However, they had made a sort of unofficial policy by running the ad in
the first place. Now, all of a sudden there appears a policy, originating
from The Crown staff, that prohibits these type of ads. The ads, King's
College maintains, could hurt the image of the school. The damage
from the ad, the College says, outweighs the benefits. But who should
be the judge?
The whole situation is frightening. If school officials can remove
the newspaper at will, if they can violate the right to free press in light
of an ad, what is going to stop them from doing it on any other
occasion, for any other reason? Certainly, censorship could not be an
by M. E. Evers (with
official policy--at least not a policy that any college would openly admit
apologies to Charles Dickens)
to. However, although it is not a policy, this cannot prevent colleges
from
exerc1smg
this kind of subtle strong-arm
tactic.
"T1s
the
night
before
The key to a student newspaper is just that--the students. The
Christmas. . . ."
students at King's made a decision to run the Planned Parenthood ad.
. . . and Wilkes students are
The Crown's editor-in-chief obviously beleived the ad was a benefit--a
still on the highways and byways
benefit for the students for whom the paper was designed. Why , for
of the state, travelling home for
that reason alone, should the paper not have been left on the stands?
Chrjstmas after finishing up their
One cannot deny that image is vital to the survival of any college.
final finrus on Dec. 23.
After all, something about Wilkes College drew each and every one of
Meanwhile, back on campus,
us here. Colleges rely on image to bring their bread and butter to the
office workers are sitting huddled
school. Still, when should image take precedence over free speech, over
around their desks in underheated
the right for students to express their views? Granted, The Crown was
offices,.typing away to the ligbt of
removed for what in retrospect, to the College, was a valid reason. But
a single, flickering candle, watching
where is the line drawn between a valid reason .and censorship?
the clocks, wishing for the day to
Does this incident at King's allow any adminstrato.rs from any of end so they can go home to their
the area colleges to pull papers when they feel what is contained within . Christmasgceseandplumpuddings-the pages can ·be damaging to the school? Does it gi'Q"e adminsJ.rators
and their tiny children.
the right to paint a rosy picture of the ~chool to the public?
And overseeing all of this preThankfully, although The Beacon has sometimes portrayed the
Christmas activity, watching his
administrators and some of their administrative moves differently than
watch to be sure no one leaves
early, is Dr. Ebeneezer Breiseth.
they would have liked, the papers were left where they were distributed,
and the students were given their forum. No, the administrators of this
"God rest ye, merry gentlemen
school are not always happy about the things that have to be said, but
"
The sweet sounds of
Christmas carols come from a
they allow it to be said nonetheless.
Although the incident is over, the·policy has-been made, and
group of children standing in the
snow- on the lawn of Weckesser
everything is seemingly fine and under control, the incident should not
Hall. But Ebeneezer doesn't want
be merely forgotten, shuttled to the back of our minds. The motto of
to hear them. "Stop that! Stop
The Crown is "A Voice For and By the Students of King's College."
that racket! Can't you see people
It's a shame that everyone doesn't sec it that way.

students. Think.
Every week the ad appears, 3/4
of a run page (or roughly 10
percent of the paper) is wasted,
where there could be sports, feature,
or act1v1ues stories.
I hereby
challenge Beacon readers to respond:
Do you want chlordia zepoxide 10
mg or another full page of stories
for and about you?
Sincerely,
A Concerned Student

Information available
Dear Editor:

Attention
Students!
TheE. S. Fa
Library clo
December 24,
and will reo
January 4, 1
After all, e~
librarians n
vacation ...
forget to ma
your ca/end
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Eating Right to Live Sober, a
book written by Katherine Ketcham
and L. Ann Mueller, M.D., and
distributed by Hazeldon (one of the
top chemical dependency rehabilitation centers in this country,
which
publishc:.
self-help
literature and materials for Twelve
Steppers, their families and friends,
and the professionals who work
with them) has been donated to the
Wilkes College Library.
Sincerely,

Please note: All
to the Editor m
signed to ins
validity. The 11
may be withheld
the letter upoi
publication.

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This is the
issue of The

this semester.

Dorothy Hostler
Class of '79

your break, a
you next~

A pawn in their 2ame

'Tis the night
before Christmas
The day finally ends.
are trying to work in here?" he
candle
is blown out at
yells out the window.
The
children's singing dies out; they heal is turned off, and~
leave, but not until they've thrown don their scarves and
a well-aimed snowball or two at
Ebeneezer's window.

~~~~~.:e~~~~

~bi 1.IBtaton

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VOL. XL No. 12 December 10, 1987

Editor-in-chief- Lorri Steinbacher

1ij News Editors -Kim Klimek
t{
-Eddie Lupico
i\ Sports Editors-Bill Kem
-Lisa Miller
~ Copy Editor-Wendy Rosencrance

Advisor.Tom Bigler
Feature Editors-Lee Morrell

I

Staff Photographer-Bruce
Ad Managers-Mark Shedlock
Bd'siness Manager-Joel Fo
-Anne Humphrey
Staff Cartoonist-Joseph I
Staff Writer- Bullstradamos 'The all knowing Bovine"

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Contributing Writers: M.E. Evers, John Gordon, Andrew
Stephanie Ogazalek; .Bill Barber, Kathy Harris, Karen Bere

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Published weekly during the fall and spring semesters
scheduled breaks and vacation periods. All views expressed Ill
the individual writer and not of the publication or the Colle
may be withheld from letters to the editor, but all leuers to
must be signed to insure validity.

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spring

December 10, 1987

journey."
"Please, spirit, let me sleep,"
says Ebeneezer. · 'Tm tired; I had a
Ebeneezer's given hard day at the office, and I don't
off--for Christmas. really want to hear about this
Christmas stuff now."
home through streets
Too late. Ebeneezer and the
by Karen Beretsky
th Christmas lights, spirit are already airborne. The
mutters to himself, spirit talces Ebeneezer Breiseth
Call her "the eye of the
Bah, humbug! I don't through the homes of many Wilkes
tornado" or the "port in the storm."
one's complaining students, faculty members, and
Most people who pass through
to stay here until workers, all of whom are
23 for final exams. complaining because they had to be Stark lobby find Carol Dippre at
the
New
Wilkes
College
mean, 'I can't get on campus so late this year. "We
Information Desk a calm and
Ihad to stay ioo long couldn't
have
a
traditional
welcoming addition to a dispersed,
roads are icy and snow- Christmas Eve celebration this
diversified, and often hectic campus.
there no buses? Are year, because I didn't have time to
The Campus
Information
es? Bah, humbug. prepare," says more than one
Center
was
set
up
this past
\ want to work."
mother. "I had to go pick up
September to serve as a focal point
Ebeneezer Breiseth Jimmy from school--and here it is,
for all information concerning
to his solitary Christmas Eve, and we're still
Wilkes' student, faculty, and
, fully intending to trying to put the tree up."
community activities.
Got a
office the following
Ebeneezer's reply to all of
question?
Ask
Dippre.
asleep while re- these scenes?
"Bah, humbug!"
Since her job is handling·
Wilkes mission
The spirit finally gives up and
information and because she is still
takes him home.
fairly new to her job, Dippre says
abruptly awoken by a
But Ebeneezer is woken up yet
and singing--and again in the night "Not again," he that she's constantly learning
something new. During a typical
to see a beautiful grumbles.
"Can't a man get a
in green and red decent night's rest around here? All day, she handles all "walk-ins" and
g in front of him. right, I suppose you're the last "call-ins." Specifically, she directs
lost souls to their desired
.. who are you?
spirit; ' Show me what you have to
operates
the
did you get in here?" show me, and let me get back to destinations,
switchboards, works with Campus
rs. "I am the ghost sleep."
Security as a radio base, .md
~Hhe first of three
This time there is no flying.
extension
numbers
will visit you tonight. Ebeneezer and the ghost just appear, generally handles problems and telephone
to show you the in the Annette Evans Alumni questions ranging from, "Do you (which she has memorized), but
have a stapler?" to "Where can I also with Questions like "Who is
," she says.
House. The campus looks very
find
the nurse?"
Dippre also responsible for ...?" and "Where do
Spirits? But I don't different from what Ebeneezer
handles
questions
about
upcoming I go if...?" Campus Information
the meaning of remembers. "Is this the future?" he
academic, atheletic, or social has consequently had to do some
Ebeneezer Breiseth · asks the ghost.
· events.
homework.
me alone! And get
The ghost merely points one
Dippre
receives
and
sends
all
Overall, Dippre stresses the
· groom!"
long, bony finger into the Alumni
be says those words, House. Ebeneezer enters and finds messages for the newly installed need for the people at Wilkes to get
s a gentle tugging on himself in the midst of the faculty's Video Information Center monitors, to know her and to help her
which are also located in the lobby dispense necessary information
a,d realizes that he is annual Christmas party.
They're
of
Stark,
to
Wilkes across campus. "After all," she
t the spirit. "Just hold reminscing over old times when he
technician, says, "I can only give out that
of my robe, and I enters. "Remember that one year, telecommunications
information which is funneled in to
you the spirit of past when we had finals until December Carl Brigido.
From the television production me." During her first few months,
'she tells him gently.
23? That was the worst Christmas studio, the campus news is sent to
she had to search for news to post
next he opens his eyes,
I ever had!" one says. "Our family
the monitors for students, faculty, on the Information Monitors. She
srtS himself as a small
goes to California, to my parents' and all interested onlookers.
is currently using only that
first-grade schoolroom.
house, every Christmas Eve, but
Dippre feels her position at ·. information listed in the college
is decorated for
that year we couldn't leave until late
Information is an important one. calendar and Intercom. She learns
punch and cookies are
at night on the 23rd because I had For a "small" campus, Wilkes can much this way, she smiles, but not
a desk; the teacher is
to give an exam. And if that be quite a confusing maze to those everything. For the most part,
class in Christmas
cEbeneezer's singing, weren't bad enough, the weather who are unfamiliar with it. Dippre Dippre asks that those people who
was so bad our plane got stuck on a
has also found that she's had to do are in charge of campus events,
because school ends
layover in Pittsburgh for 10 hours.
facilities,
and
some research in order to learn seminars,
and he has two days off
Some Christmas that was."
something about each office and performances inform her of their
as. "Bah, humbug,"
Chimes in another, "I wish he department at the College. People plans so that she can better do her
r Breiseth. "Look at
were still here so I could give him a come to her not only asking job of informing others. News
lhey're wasting. They
piece of my mind." Asks a new
pacticing their times
faculty member, "Who?"
weren't for that, he would still be
"President Breiseth! Whatever
"Ebeneezer Breiseth, that's
with
US.•••
II
is
the
matter? You sounded like
dley're just children,"
who. 'The Grinch who stole Christ"Spirit! Spirit! Where am I?" you were screaming at someone. Is
. "Look. You liked
mas,' as we call him around here
Ebeneezer asks, but receives no anything wrong?"
wlk:n you were a child."
this time of year," someone
answer--only
the pointing finger.
Ebeneezer Breiseth opens his
humbug,"
says
answers. "We thought the 23rd was
"Yes,
it's
too
bad
about
eyes
to see the secretaries of
,as the ghost spirits them
bad enough--but the next year, Ebeneezer. After that Christmas Weckesser Hall standing over him.
· 1te · the n"ght some people actually had finals the business, a lot of people started
"What? What day is it? Is
earm
I
,
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E ' Tha
resenting him. He finally left the
is roused by another - mommbgl ok Chri1stmas vbee.
t ,,1
Christmas over yet?" he asks them.
•
th
ds of · was a ac
stmas, to
sure.
school. . . ." the old professor
ume, e soun
Th
.
.
• f
h'
e conversallon conunues, continued. "But it's too bad about
"Christmas? President Breig, commg rom is but Ebeneezer does not here his where he ended up. The Balls Mills
seth, it's only the morning of the
name mentioned again. "Where am Naval Academy--somewhere in the 24th. We still have another day
.. are you the second
I this Christmas, o spirit?" he asks. middle of northeastern Penn- until Christmas," one says.
coming was foretold to
The spirit does not answer him in sylvania, I think--was certainly a
"It's not too late, then?" he
mks the jolly old man words, merely points to a group of step down for him. Ruined his
asks. "A dream. It was all a
111ding, surrounded by older faculty members clustered in a
career, that's for sure. I understand dream. I can't believe it. A dream!
· ·rs, in his Jiving room. comer of the room.
"Breiseth, he's a shell of his former self."
All of you, go home! Stay home!
6c spirit says. "I am the Ebeneezer Breiseth," one mutters.
"Spirit! Spirit! Tell me it's Stay home all day tomorrow! And
· tmas present, and I "Yes, I remember him. Too bad
not true! I'll change! I will! Is it the next day! And the next! Merry
to take you on another about that Christmas business: if it
too late? Spirit!!!!!"
Christmas!"

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Carol Dippre: the port
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releases to the Information Center
should be limited to 25 words, and
include a contact name and
telephone number.
Making Campus Information
an
easily
accessible
and
approachable source of knowledge
is Dippre's job, and the students,
faculty, and administration of
Wilkes all can play a role in
defining just who Dippre is, does,
and can be for them.
The
Information Desk is what the
people here make it, and those who
are involved with Wilkes agree that
a college community such as our
own should be centered around
some common, friendly point.
Having a perso11 who can span the
distances between departments,
buildings, and happenings is a
pos1uve step toward College
cohesiveness. By helping to make
Dippre's job a significant part of
campus life, the people at Wilkes
are helping themselves.

Ebeneezer grabs his coat and
hat and runs out of Weckesser
whistling Christmas carols. · His
secretaries look at each other,
confused. "Wonder what got into
him?" one says.
"Don't question it Let's just
go home. I'm just glad to get the
time off. It looks like this will be
a merry Christmas after all."
From that day forward, Wilkes
never again had school on
December 23--or the 24, either.
And it was said from then on, over
punch and cookies at the faculty
Christmas parties, that Ebeneezer
Breiseth was a man who knew how
to keep Christmas--and keep it
well.
Peace on Earth,
Goodwill toward men!

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December 10, 1987

WHEAT: semester achievements
WHEAT (Wilkes Hunger
Education and Action Taskforce)
formed this year as a student
organization devoted to increasing
campus awareness about domestic
and world hunger. Spearheaded by
Tony Vento, campus minister, the
group set several goals for the
semester to involve interested students in action and awareness
processes toward fighting world
hunger.
The Hunger Banquet was a
symbolic luncheon that allowed
participants to experience the proportional division of wealth in the
world, as well as the relative types
of food eaten by each division.
Attendees, which included administration, faculty, and students, were

Opinion

divided randomly into three groups against world hunger. Despite bad
representing the three "worlds." weather, there was a large turnout.
The first world, 15%, ate a catered The walk is held annually by the
lunch of croissant sandwiches and Wyoming Valley Council of
sparkling grape juice. The second Churches.
world, 30%,_ had peanut butter and
Third, WHEAT sponsored a
jelly sandwiches with milk. The canned food drive for all members
third world, 55%, had rice and of the campus community. The
beans. The event served as an infl- donations were distributed to needy
ucnce on the consciousness each families throughout the area
participant had about world hunger. through the "Feed a Friend" proDonations were also accepted for gram .sponsored by Channel 16 and
the world hunger cause.
the Commission on Economic
The second event of the group . Opportunity. Additionally, dorm
was a CROP (Christian Rural students who abstained from eating
Overseas Program) walk held in in the cafeteria for one or two meals
conjunction with local churches and had the cost of the meal credited to
schools. The purpose of the 10 · the national Oxfam America agekilometer walk was to raise money ncy. This is an international agethrough sponsors for the fight ncy that funds self-help development projects and provides disaster relief in poor countries aro
the world.

Land of the free
by Lenny Skursky
A major item in
these past fi
_u.s .the Cuban
~ - u,6 ~
problem. -Americans were
- alarmed when they discovered that
thousands of refugees were being
held in detention centers, and some
were to be sent back to the oppressive system they escaped from.
Even though they burnt buildings
and held hostages, these poor
refugees recieved the sympathy of
most Americans. The question is:
Why?
For an answer I looked to
history. Before 1962, Cuba was
controlled by a violent dictator; a
man who ruled with an iron glove.
His regime consisted of elaborate
palaces for the rich, elegant hotels
and casinos for the tourists and the
worst of all possible conditions for
the poor.
In 1962, Cuba had a revolution, and the regime of Batiste
was overthrown. Within 24 hours
of the revolt, most of the generals,
police chiefs, and other corrupt
officials who maintained this evil
system, were on planes or boats
fleeing for their miserable lives.
As is the norm following any
revolution, America accepts all the
refugees. And, as in this case,
questions not their crimes against
humanity.
Soon after these robber barons
came, the uncles, aunts, brothers,
sisters, cousins, and friends of the
first escapee. The only crime of
this second group was to look away
from the atrocities the first group
committed. Then Castro announced
that Cuba was now communist.
Now the boats were full of the rest
of the middle class. But all the
refugees were now called "the lucky
few who escaped the terrors of
communism."
Over the years, more and more
Cubans found their way to
America. And to tell the truth,
they have been a useful, productive

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left out of o~ir pres~nt fac1Ety) will
founct:c ·~
to get rid of his
also be put 111 on the first floor.
problems (peoplewise). Send them
. ~eatures on. the second floor
to America. A system by which he
wil~ mclude a kitchen, a balcony
could eliminate internal opposition
which surrounds the gy~n floor, _
to his regime:
export the
confercnceroomsandmulu-purpose by Kim Klimek
These identify a gif~ al
dissidents.
rooms which can be used as
child's sex and age,
This program worked so well
classrooms, Pesta said.
In the spirit of the Chri.stmas
newborns to age 10."
that he showed how magnan1mous
He said that another great season, the Wilkes College biology
Vento said to take a
he could be. He emptied all his
feature will be of help during events club, Circle K and the fellowship
put the tag and gift
prisons and mental hospitals and
like graduation is the fact that this program have prepared a "giving
"Giving Tree" by
sent the inmates to America. These
huge
building
will be air tree." This tree in Stark lobby
so they can be fairly
arc the people who are now in
conditioned.
holds 202 names of needy children
with help of local
detention centers.
The projected completion date in the Wilkes-Barre vicinity.
agencies. Wilkes s
Not all the refugees were
of the Sports/Conference Center,
According to Tony Vento,
deliver the gifts to the 202
locked up. Those who were sick
according to Charles is December campus
minister,
"this
bare
were put in hospitals. Those who
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were pardoned. But the murderers, ■
rapists, and other hardened criminals
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were kept where they belong-- ■
behind bars.
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Because we have all of Cuba's ■
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worked out another agreement by
which all these murderers and other
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lawbreakers here arc to be sent back
to Cuba.
To this I agree. Send those
criminals we should never have
accepted and those who took adFREE NOID POSTER
vantage of the freedoms in America
with
any large pizza
through criminal action back to
( .,upon must be mentioned "'hen 0,derinv
Cuba. Their fear of being sent back
is why they hold hostages and bum
buildings. By sending them back,
one coupon per pizza
America could show the whole
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L__ _ 1. If you wish to escape
punishment for a crime against ■ r
humanity, don't come here.
2. When you come here
LATE NIGHT SPECIAL!
and commit a crime, we'll send you
$1.00 OFF any 16" Pizza
12"
pizza with one topping $4.75
right back.
with at least one topping
.f\fter 9:00 pm only.
If you check our history, this
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coupon per pizza
convicted of mob activities were ■
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where they were wanted to stand
trial. What exempts the Cubans
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,Waldner, a political
Connerly served as
officer of Oglethorpe
Adanta, Georgia, was
ire,sidentofacademic
[lcgan his job in midsaid that he will be
faculty and adminlO help define and
academic mission
~ college. He will
for all academic
S111dent Affairs, the
, the Registrar's
ial Aid, and the
(lraduate Studies and

e identify a gift,
.'s sex and age,
,oms to age 10."
Vento said to
the tag and
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hey can be f ·
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oderately. The week was highlighted by an event billed as "A
Drink with the Deans." For two
hours, students could mingle with
administration while sipping nonalcoholic "mixed" drinks.
The
drinks were sponsored by campus
groups who support moderate
drinking. A chapter of BACCHUS
(Boost Alcohol Consciousness
Concerning
the
Health
of
University Students) began on
campus this semester. The purpose
of the group is not to keep students
from drinking altogether, but rather,
to inform them of the potential
danger in excessive alcohol consumption.

Aids taskforce created

The issue of AIDS is being
addressed by a campus committee
rviewees for comprised of several faculty and
n from over I 00 administration members. Accorent Christopher ding to Jane Lampe-Groh, dean of
dner was the student affairs, the charges of the
d "fit the current taskforce will be to develop an
• The "current sit- AIDS educational plan for the
es the college's college as well as recommending
to refonn both the
college procedures in the event_ ~t
and the governance an AIDS case is identified withm
· th explained that the college.
te position ht.cause he
Mary Supey, director of health
1 Oglethorpe what we services, said the committee is
6,bere--revise the core investigating the possibility of
IX! market the inst- discussing AIDS in phys ed classes,
dorms, and other methods of
information transfer. "Education is
the weapon to combat Aids at this
point," she said. Any question~ or
Alcohol Awareness concerns about this deadly VlfllS
)9-25) was a week to may be addressed by cal~ng
of the effects of Helpline (829-134 I) and req?esung
ooe's body and actions. the AIDS hotline, or by calling the
lion was stressed and Health Service Department at
~ available to advise extension 494. For confidentiality,
potential complic- the caller is not obligated to state
ming alcohol imm- _ his or her name.
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The new logo
The new Wilkes logo came
about with a recognized need for a
visible symbol representing the
college.
According to Jane
Manganella, director of public
relations, the logo and signs will
make identification of campus
structures much easier. Eventually,
all major buildings on campus will
have signs.
Previous to the
creation of the logo, there were no
clear signs to inform visitors and
the general public of the college's
buildings. A question concerning
the status of the traditional college
seal arose from several college
factions. "The [college] seal is
entirely different and . . . will be
used where appropriate," said
Manganella. The new "W" was
designed by a Philadelphia firm,
Signtactics, and adopted by the
Presidential · Cabinet for use on
campus. The logo also replaced the
Colonel on folders, keychains, and
other traditional trinkets and
paraphenalia

New regional alcohol
program to benefit
community
The college announced the
creation of a Drug and Alcohol
Abuse Education Center on campus
to serve the region. A renewable
grant of $64,000 from. the U.S.
Department of Education was
procured for this purpose. The
Center will serve as an educational
training resource for the county's 12
school districts. The project will
provide local teachers with ~
opportunity to gain college credits
by participating in a
45 hour
course to provide them with the
knowledge and ability to recognire
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Michael Garr, assistant professor of
sociology and anthropology, was
named project director. He viewed
the program as a necessity and said
that "if we're to confront . . . the
drug problem, teachers need to be
on the front line edge. There is a
growing need to sensitire teachers
to drug problems students may face.
The first step is education."

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The program proper will be
instituted through the College's
graduate department under the
~ - curricular direction of Dr. Mahmoud
~ - - Fahmy, dean of graduate studies.
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Other features of the project include
.,._.,,.. undergraduate courses for selected
~ majors as well as seminars to
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mobilize adults to help the young
"'"- =· overcome this threat.
President
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New vending
machines: profits,
condoms, cigarettes?
College-owned vending machines replaced all of the contracted
machines formerly found on campus this year. This move provided
an increased profit from sales in the
machines by eliminating a "middleman" as well as increased control
of this profit by the Business
Office. As in the past, profits will
go mostly to student activity
groups. Overall, profits should
outweigh the costs of the
replacement.
This event has not been
without its share of controversy,
however. The question of whether
or not condoms and cigarettes
should be sold in the machines
raised considerable dust With the
spread of AIDS, the use of
protection against sexually transmitted disease is a growing concern.
Condoms are now available for
pwchase in the college booksto~
and are available free of charge m
the Health Services Office.
A
committe.e was formed to determine
what items would be sold in the
vending machines; eventually it
recommended to the President's cabinet that condoms be sold in separate machines placed "discreetly" in
every residence hall. The cab~net
approved this recommendation.
According to Paul O'Hop, vicepresident of business affairs, 19
dispensers have been ordered and
will be installed over the Christmas
break. Each machine will hold 120
condoms for discreet pwchase. The
committe.e also agreed unanimously
to discontinue sales of cigarettes_in
the machines.

Peace pole erected in
Stark courtyard
"May Peace Prevail On Earth"
proclaims the peace pole erected in
the courtyard of Stark Leaming
Center. The pole was the gift of
visiting Japanese actress, Chik:ae
Ishikawa. While visiting WilkesBarre this summer, she decided to
extend the message of peace to the
college community by providing a
visual message. The quotation is
inscribed on the pole in four
languages:
English, Polish,
Hebrew and Arabic. Polish was
chosen because of the large local
population of this heritage, and the
latter two due to the need for peace
in the Middle East

New logo:

Homecoming
weekend: bonfire,
dorm displays,
king and queen
Homecoming Weekend began
Thursday (10-27) night with the
spirited bonfire. The Wilkes cheerleadets and Colonel led the crowd in
cheers as the fire raged. The newly
elected football tri-captains tossed
an effigy of the opposition into the
towering
flames.
Student
Government
~sident
John
Rosania read the names of the nominees for the 1987 Homecoming
Court as the crowd roared wildly.
President Christopher Breiseth then
read the names of the eight
finalists. These were: Matt Ryan,
Mike Zobel, Brian Dorsey, Ed
Gallagher, Kristen Kolensky, Leah
Kulikowski, Sue Novobilski, and
Michele Novobilski. After this,
George Ralston, dean of student
affairs emeritus, led the cheerleaders
and finalists in the traditional "Go
Wilkes!" cheer.
Friday afternoon, club and
, dorm displays were judged on such
things as originality and ~tsmanship. The best overall display
was McClintock Hall with its
"Lebanon Valley Cemetery" display.
Dorm members worked
"under pressure" to make banners,
hang bats from tree branches, and
make a dummy of the dead Lebanon
Valley quarterback. Cue 'N Curtain
garnered the award for best club
display. Their display was twofold .
First, there was a bell tower
facsimile with a sign proclaiming
"The Cue 'n Curtain Ringing the
Way to Victory." Second, a huge
silver shovel was half-buried in the
ground and read: "We're Burying the
Opponents." The best dorm display
was won by Waller South. The
theme was "The Dedication" and
consisted of a ship entitled the S.S.
Waller, a sign saying "We dedicate
this ship for the Wailers," as well
as a champagne bottle and glass,
balloons and streamers:
Saturday afternoon was the big
Homecoming football game against
Lebanon Valley.
The Colonels
dusted the Dutchmen in a 41-20
victory. Unfurling banners along
the fence around the field revealed
the enthusiasm of a charged crowd.
The electricity soared at halftime
.
when Breiseth announced the names
of the King and Queen: . ~d
Gallagher and Michele Novobilski.

The Beacon staff
offers everyone
best wishes
for an enjoyable
holiday season.
May PEACE guide
and flll your llfe. '-u~~
(good luck on flnalsl)

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December 10, 1987

Campus Leader

The Programming Board
straight, and itemizing the budget." mittcc."
Committee looks bright for next the showcase by t
Zelek, or D.Z., is a senior elecAndrew Morrell is a junior semester. They, along with the the SUB to Stark
Our usual format for the trical engineering major from telecommunications major from
Novelty Committee, will put to- any other open bi
"Campus Leader" series is to pick Lebanon, PA. He enjoys skiing Kingston, PA. Besides the Board gether a series known as the campus. So you h
one person who is a leader and who and is an R.A. in Miner Hall. he is involved with WCLH. Saturday Night Subset (SUB-set). with your head
makes a difference; in most cases, When you sec his title you prob- Morrell feels that "Oscar Peterson, He calls it "a neat change. We'll miss something!
the president of a club. This week ably think, "What is a Novelty?". John Cotrane, and Pat Methancy finally be able to put the SUB to
Films Co-cha
it was too difficult to choose just "A Novelty is any act that doesn't (musicians) arc the closest thing to work as it should be -- a Feature and Keith Dorton
one leader from this organization, fall into any other category, religion in this world." He also Performance Arca!" Some Subset next semester a m
so instead, we chose the entire nothing that is straight," says feels "that the next big trend will be acts to look for arc a traditional folk way of movies.
executive board of the Wilkes Col- Zelek.
Ivory Soap, Rice Krispics, and guitarist, a seering rockabilly trio engineer from V
lege Programming Board as cJur
I asked Zelek how he goes S tudcbakcrs."
from Delaware, and the return or Dorton, a senior
"Campus Leader."
Morrell's method of picking Barry Drake.
about selecting the acts that we see.
ering major from
The board is made up of six
have already bcgu
very hard working and dedicated insemester. They
S O !. o
dividuals. The Chairman of the
opinion polls to s
Board is Mark Vetovitz. The rest
of finding out th
/
·-~- .......... ,.;~
of the board is made up of Don
movies. They
Zelek, Novelty chairman; Andrew
like to run a n
Morrell, Solo-Concert chairman;
"series." The series
Kim Evans, Publicity chairperson;
movies that are similar
and Tom Urso and Keith Dorton,
(actor, director, theme,
Film co-chairmen. The board's facdefinite movies, I can\
ulty advisor is Student Activities
away, it's a secret. It
Director Amy Wiedemer.
the fun."
The Programming Board was
At the bcginn·
born in the fall semester of 1985.
month Vetovitz, Zcl
Wiedemer brought the idea with her
and Evans all attended
from the University of Pittsburgh
Association of Campus
and Indiana University of Pen(NACA) Conference. N
nsylania. The students who made
"governing body" of
the dream a reality were Eric Chase,
ming Board. Most of
Joe Ferdinand, Doug White, Sandy
see are NACA span
Adams, Zelek, and Vetovitz. Alconference there were
though they had no events in that
"spotlighted" for every
first semester, they did begin to
there the Wilkes boord
plan and, most importantly, apply
with many fresh idra
for and gain a budget. In the spring
contacts for acts. Mm!
semester the programs started with
was an award they
the "Rocky Horror Picture Show."
Wilkes was made a
The next event was the board's first
"Co-op
Buying
live event, Jimmy Landry. From
Club," for putting 2
there, the rest is history.
buying. "Co-op bu •
V ctovitz, or Cheese as he is
to the stock markc~•
affectionately known, hails from Pictured arc the members of The Board, (L to R) Andrew, Kim(in oicturc),.Don, Tom, Keith, and Mark (standing). the board's Co-op
Bethlehem, PA and is· a junior en- He told me that he goes through his his artists is a little different from
Publicity Chairperson, Kim buying meetings arc
gineering management major. His files and watches tapes, remembers Zelck's. Beside watching tapes and Evans is from Scotch Plains, NJ conferences and are
interests include money, BMW's who he likes and tries to get them. searching the files he likes to use and is a junior communications wants what act and
and cash. His Christmas wish is, He usually can't get all of the ones the "performance ratings" in Pro- major. "If I had one wish for available. If different
"I hope by next semester we have a that he likes because of price or gramming Magazine. These ratings Christmas," says Evans, "I would an act around the
budget the size of Donald Trump's poor timing, but he does get one or say what other schools think of an wish that I could tum apathy into decreases the price."
Swiss bank account!" He has been two and puts the rest back into his artist. He says that a school's rep- money so we could have a really
Thanks to the
chairman since last year. According file for next time. One that he got utation is very important to what big show like Eddie Murphy-- for Board, the student
to Vetovitz, the duties of chairman and was pleased with was Ron acts they get "Because of people $1 with ID. Her duty is to sec that ~ can complain of ~
include "overseeing all events that Darian. "I was pleased with it (the like Barry Drake, they (other all publicity posters are in a place thing-to-do-on-this
are done by other department chair- show). It was the first time we've performers) want to play Wilkes. where they will be seen by the me. So, congrat
t&gt;COple, keeping the calendar had a comedy club atmosphere. It We've heard that"
college community. Evans told me you programming •
was a novelty for the Novelty ComThe future of the Solo-Concert that she usually puts her posters in ers." And thanks.
by Lee Morrell

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To Scott, Li

Radio theater a hit
by Andrew-Morrell
Radio drama shed its boxed
boundries last Friday night at the
Center for the Performing Arts.
Dr. Michael O'Neill, director of the
Wilkes Theater Deptartment, and
WVIA FM Radio co-sponsored an
evening with Dan Osmond of the
"Fireside Theater," a renowned radio
drama ensemble.
The two hour presentation fe-

atured audio scenes and events that knew it, the dial was turned and the
put wings on your imagination. show was over.
Some short radio pieces during the
Of particular note was the
first half of the show warmed the genius work ol Sam Shepard. The
intimate audience up for the superb frustrated narrators of the piece
closing half of the show.
could never find their story a plot.
Osmond played full length (20 Idea after idea was erased in our
minute) features by Woody Allen, imagination. But in their search for
Sam Shepard, as well as his own a plot, they created one. Although
Fireside compositions. The splen- the story ends apparently plotless,
did sound from the stage made the • Shepard has taken us to the deepest
pieces sound very real. Before we comers of our own personalities.

He is in us all.
If you're wondering where you
can fin.ct out about radio drama, you
can contact Dr. O'Neill at ext. 416,
or you can tune in to WVIA, 89.9
FM every Sunday night at 6:30 for
Radio
Drama;
o~
write:
WVIAFM
Old Boston Rd.
Pittston, PA 18640

tlie
First Ai
(Chris and The
Nursing major
ever you are!)
Thanks for
last Thursday
Ii ttle accident
you guys I'd
stuck in the ele
three weeks we'
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bury the gym

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1e showcase by the
le SUB to Slark
1y other open bil
1mpus. So you
ith your head
iss something!
Films Co-c
1d Keith Dorton
:xt semester a m
1y of movies.
gineer from V
)rton, a senior el
ng major from
ve already begun
nester.
They
inion polls to st
finding out the
,vies.
They
! to run a n
ries." The sc ·
vies that are si
tor, director, the
inite movies, I
1y, it's a secret
fun."
At the begi
1th V etovitz,
Evans all a uc
ociation of
,CA) Conf;
rcming
g Board.
arc NACA
crence the
tlightcd" c;
: the Wilke
many fre
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an award
es was mad
)p
B
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oard's Co1g meeting
rences and
1 what a
1ble. If d
:t around
Lses the p
'hanks to
, the s tu
omplain
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nght folks, the last Gym
our beloved gym is swift! y
will be Saturday nig
m and will feature
w York band, Vienna.
made up of four gu
ork area. They ha
gether since last A pr
hey have toured t
s along with the norm
East Coast. They w
such exotic places
ndanavia, and Pue
is made up of Geor
; Mark Telesca, ba.
allaro, keyboards; a
drums. All of the gu

y. if you are wonderi
, il has llil1hin.g to
loci song of the sa
"It was the first n
l hate," said Manto

Jltctmbtt t 2tlJ, tf)ts i,a:tur~a:y
by ~a:nctng ~n~ pa:rtytng from
9pm to ta:m. 1itlJt gym tnoul~
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year, when we
or each act, we've
p each event and
its own award.
ned on September
bang. The bang was
Nous the band from
dance of the year.
super and everyone
a good time. This
was evidence of the
10 come.

ing lhe dance came the
of the 1987-88 Solot his unique brand of
· music/comedy to the
Ccnlel and delighted the
aext weekend was one of
of lhe semester for the
· g Board. Don't gel me
~ along with the very few
auendcd, enjoyed Chip
and lhe Stingers very
problem wasn't the muI was lhe fact that no one
There were only about
people, at most, in atThcrefore the failure was
students, not the act
year's first visit by a true
• came next.
Peter
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Scorpio- Well kid, this is going to hurt me more than
it is going to hurt you. It's just not going to be that
easy this week. In fact, it is going to be down right
hard. So, stick with it and don't give up.
Pisces- A little suprise may just be coming around
the corner. Be on the lo.ok out for it.
Leo- Stop worrying about things you can't change.
You can't change them so why waste your time.

rogramm1ng

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alist in gymnastics, lectured on his
philosophy for success. His three
part lecture kept everyone interested, and it all came to a great
finish with a performance of his
medal winning routine on the
pommel horse. Having met him, I
can honestly say, he was the nicest
person to perform.
The next show was another
installment of the Solo-Concert
Series. The artist was female folk
singer Patty Larkin. The combination of her songs and her voice
made her show most enjoyable. As
I've heard so often, "The broad can
(could) sing!"
Musicians and lecturers weren't
the only people brought to Wilkes.
We also had comedians. The next
show involved a comedian named
Tim Cavanagh. Cavagnagh was famous for his comedy renditions of
songs for the Dr. Dcmento radio
show.
Although I missed this
show I heard he was very funny.
The next installment of the
Solo-Concert Series brought a
different brand of music to us. This
was the music of Kirk Edwards.
The only way to categorize this
music would be as rockin' country.
It was fast moving, foot tapping
country style music that kept the
packed Stark lobby musically
satisfied.
Comedy was back in full force
the next week, but it hit us with
doublc the strength. The second
(darelsayannual)ComedyLaff-Off
this year featured juggling fun-

Aries- Oh, oh. Yes this week--if you don't stop it--you
will slip into total abstraction in the eyes of your
friends. Be a little bit down to earth this week.
Libra- When are you going to learn? Things don't
always have to t?e perfect. No one will ever be happy
if he or she is not satified. Let's work at being happy.

nyman Jack Swersie and accomplishcd stand-up comedian Ron
Darian. The show was highlighted
by Swersie's juggling and Darian's
Cancer- Give your friends an inch and they take a
Captain Kirk.
mile. If this is true, don't stop giving. Just be a little
The second failure of the
more thrifty this week.
semester was the oldies dance.
From what I've been told, normal
Virgo- Just because you think you have everything
gym dance attendance is over three
hundred. This dance barely made
under control does not mean things can backfire
one hundred. The Pros were the
once and a while. If you are over-conifdent, you will
D.J.s for this; too bad no one
be in for a big surprise. Virgo, play it safe.
heard.
The most recent event was last
Gemini- This is your time to shine--Happy Week.
weekend's Solo Concert featurin~
Karen Goldberg. Although I was
Go and enjoy because you earned it. Just don't be a
not there, I hear she was super.
glutton for fun, or you too will be in for a big suprise.
The highlight of the evening was
the "Name the Belltower" contest.
Sagittarius- Be a friend to a friend; they too are
Make sure you salute "Hank" next
important. Don't be selfish, you may lose more than a
time you pass by.
This weekend will be the
friend.
LASt gym dance in the old gym.
· The band will be Vienna so come
Capricorn- Stop your complaning -- things are not
on out and bury our friend in
that bad. Act like an adult.
style!
Beside all of the fin~ live
programs that the Programming
Taurus- Brother Bull!!! Give yourself some time to
Board brought you, there were all of
have some time. The less free time you have the
the movies they offered. They
more work you have to do. You have to work
showed such box office hits as
sometimes,
not all the time.
"Crocodile Dundee," "Back to
School," "Projett X," "Burglar,"
and Academy Award winner
Aquarius- Please be good this week. You think that
"Platoon."
you are getting away with all those "bad" things (you
So, Mark Don Andy Kim
know what I mean) that you do. But, someone is
Tom Keith and Amy, once again,
watching everything you do, and you are going to be
congratulations on anotheroutstandin big trouble.
ing semester of programming.
Good Luck for next semester -- we • - -- - - - -- - do appreciate your efforts.

�PAGEEIGJIT

December

10. 1-987

A different perspective

I really love football
by Bill Barber
Well, the Holiday season will
soon be upon us like a linebacker,
and along with all that food will
come the national event watching
football on television. Now I realize that there are some things one
should never tackle in the open
torum: motherhood, apple pie, the
flag, and, oh sin of sins, football!
I also know that a large portion of
our society feels that football is the
sport of the gods, and I would gladly leave it alone to enjoy that status, except for the fact that there is a
limit to just how much football
one can watch without turning into
a mental mudspot
Here's your typical family
getting together for Christmas.
Everyone is trying to be just as
sweetsie-nice as possible -to everyone else. Sixteen or seventeen women are fussing in one kitchen, a
sure sign of impending disaster.
One hundred and forty children are
playing touch-tag in the living
room, and the men are all squatting

fo!;'yard in the t.v. room, beer in but some of them are even willing
hand, to noisily participate in--o to put up money. This is getting
deadly.
hallowed event--The Game!
There on the wide screen eightNow, I don't mind a little
een
overdressed
muscl~ men are
touch football in the back yard to
get the old cardio-vascular going, · clustered and humped over a tiny
and I think that everyone should get ball. All ofa sudden, bolJm!, everyout, at least to the home games, body is pounding everybody else
and support our Colonels. But this into the turf and the ball is flying
business of sitting in front of a tv. through the air · and these
for hours on end does get a bit muscle men in purple are being
cloying.
very cruel to the muscele men in
Does this not strike any one gray -- tripping them, squatting on
else as odd? I submit to you the them, banging into them. And the
evidence: first of all, taking the men with the beer are scrunching
game seriously for a moment, how forward with great whoops and
is it decided in advance that all the w e I expect them to_ say:
men gathered in front of the t.v. are " ow a- broken tibia," or, "oh,
rooting for the same team? Ever m
some fractured ribs." But
wonder that? Some of the players no, they are rooting instead for the
are wearing purple and some of the stupid ball which has moved six
players are wearing gray. I think feet on the muddy field.
the gray uniform is more coorNow, if they were a little more
dinated than the purple one so I organized the musclemen in the
think, o what the hell, lets go for purple could have their turn and
the gray. Wrong! Everyone else walk the ball to their end of the
has decided the purple should win. field and then give the muscle men
How they have reached this in the gray their chance to walk the
collective decision is beyond me,

Beacon at the movies

Holiday
flicks
by John Gordon
This Christmas season brings
some promising motion pictures
along with it Here's the order of
movies on my Christmas list.
These are only predictions from
what I've seen or heard about the
following films.:
#1

Empire of the Sun (Dec. 11)-

A Steven Spielberg · directed
film which shows the invasion of
Shanghai by iapanese military
forces in 1941. The story is told
through the eyes of a young boy.
The preview clips look extremely
lavish for this film. It's first on
my list!
#2
street (Dec. 11)A multimillionaire corporate
raider (Michael Douglas) is pitted
against an aspiring young trader
(Charlie Sheen). It's directed by
Oliver Stone (Platoon). This film
should be interesting at the time of
the "Crash of '87." Daryl Hannah
also stars.
#3 Eddie MUIJ)hy, Raw (Dec. 18)A concert movie promoting
his current "Raw" tour. I saw
Murphy live in October at

wan

Maryland. The material should be
basically the same--hilarious!
#4 Batteries Not Included (Dec.
18)A Spielberg Chritmas comedy
about little living machines from
space. They come to earth to save
tenement inhabitants from getting
the boot out of their homes: Good
· idea! Should pack lots of laughs.
#5 Leonard--PartIV (Dec. 18)He's as much fun as Eddie
Murphy, and now he has a new
comedy/suspense film coming out.
Bill Cosby plays the art of a
restauranteur who comes out of
retirement to fight a plot that would
rid the world of all animals. Good
luck Bill!
#6 Throw Momma from the Train
(Dec. 18)Danny Devito's mother is a
menace, and he wants Billy Crystal
to do her in. I LOVE IT! That
says enough.
Next Issue- Brief reviews and
ratings of these six films.

John Gordon's reviews appear
weekly and are his own opinions.
You can also catch John on WCT1V.

ball to their end. No mess. No
fuss. Then everyone could shed
those clumsy uniforms, put' on a
sweater and go to the movies.
No? My idea is getting nixed,
badly. The Game is on, and after
that game there is another game
coming on. And then there's tomorrow's game. The BIG GAME!
What can that be? Is the ball
bigger? Or are the uniforms multicolored? What's the difference?
Sooner or later the ball is going to
go to one end of the field and then
back to the other end of the field,
and conversation will be limited to
grunts and groans and "O boy's."
The ladies will keep fussing over
the Holiday trimmings and the men
have reduced themselves to shouting at the television and we call
this a Holiday?
Pardon me if I'm yawning.
Excuse me while I dabble in a good
book this afternoon. Please forgive
me while I retreat to the attic to
pour through old albums of photographs of people who may or

may not have gotten
without football.
Well, it could be
game is over. The nCJI
yet to begin. The men
pie and the children
busting their new
basement The worr.:a
ing and stacking and
the kitchen. I, in the ·
afternoon, have what
described as a killer
when suddenly so
"Hey, is anyone going IO
game?!"
"No!" I want to say,
no game today. They'YI
football for the rest of
But no such luck. The
have finally slung th
in their chairs to burp
discussing -- not the
Now they are p
Yes they are. They're
plotting the details of
fun it would be to g«
guns and head out into
ass-assinate deer!

Goldberg and
Webster team
for success
with another original song about
Jesus called "I Feel a Need."
Tim is well suited to this type
The latest installment of the of performance. His stage presence
Programming Board's Solo Concert is excellent, he interacts well with
Series was performer Karen the crowd, and certainly knows his
Goldberg. Karen has been perform- stuff! He has a unique andj.ntering for fifteen years on the college esting voice and we hope to be
circuit and has played with such seeing and hearing more from him
famous acts as Ritchie Havens, in the future.
Karen Goldberg began her set
Dave Mason, and rlle Dregs. Presently, she's opening for the group with an a cape/la Joni Mitchell tune
that was lovely. She then played
10,000 Maniacs.
Opening the show for Karen the title song from her album, "The
Goldberg, was Wilkes Co!lege's Lion in Me." This was definitely
own Tim Webster, a freshman one of her better original songs.
music major originally from Con- Some others were, "Strings of
necticut. Tim started his set with Wings," a mournful tune about the
"Black Water," a Doobie B,others atrocities of killing animals for the
tune. Tim's rendition was defin- sport (she wrote it while staying at
itely excellent He went on with the Chester Motel in Delaware
two original songs, "I'm Taking a during duck hunting season);
"Cocooning," a tribute song to the
Br~the" and "In the Comer of My
Room." Tim is a talented young couch potatoes of America;
man in that he not only does cover "Dreams On A String," a song
songs but also writes and performs about "screwed up relationships;"
his own material. One particularly "Biological Clock," an upbeat tune
. memorable song was "Satin Doll," insprired by the movie "The Big
a jazzy song that used an unusual Chill;" "To Like After Loving;"
technique -- playing on the frets of "Talk To Myself;" "The Nature of
the guitar in the style of Stanley The Chase," about an older waitress
Jorden. Tim finished out his set
by Stephanie Oga7.alek and
Korrie Anne Everett

who tries to pick up a
and "Sovriengty," a song
dog. Karen also did
from Marti Jones, S
Joni Mitchell, Jacm
Ricki Lee Jones, and 1
Tim Webster, a Clris
tune originally done
Raite.
Karen Goldberg is
woman with an excell~
a real talent for music
her ..original songs
sounding inane. They
and entertaining but
deal with issues that
earth or changed any
ideas. She tended to
cliches in her lyrics,
"between a rock and a
Karen Goldberg
opening for 10,000
near future, and keepan
her forthcoming
Contrast." Ms. Goldbclg
talented woman and
her perfonnance on S
were lucky to catchsocb
Keep your eyes peeled
great acts coming yo11
Wilkes College.

�PAGE NINE

December 10, 1987

may not have
without football.
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December 10, 1987

Women hoopsters competed
in · tourney
by Lisa Miller
Last Tuesday, the Lady
Colonels' basketball team defeated
visiting FDU-Madison for the
team's first victory of the 1987-88
season. They also competed in a
tournament this past weekend,
coming away with second place in
the tourney. Wilkes' record now
stands at 2-3.
Freshman Kelly Ruff led the
way with 20 points and 10
rebounds.
Junior co-captain
Melissa Kennedy recorded 14 points
while senior co-captain Diana
Smith and freshman
Nicole
Kovaleski pumped in 10 points a
piece.
Freshman starter Angie

Miller chipped in nine points for
the Colonel cause.
At
half-time
the
Lady
Colonels held a 33-32 lead over the
Jersey Devils.
Over the weekend the women's
basketball
team
traveled
to
Rochester, NY to play in the St.
John Fisher Tournament. The team
fared pretty well as they won the
opening game on Friday night
against Western New England 10962. However in the final game on
Saturday they fell to St. John
Fisher 86-58. The Lady Colonels
placed second in the tournament
In Friday's game Kennedy led
the team in scoring with 22 points.
She also had six rebounds, five

steals, and one assist.

Miller had

21 points for the Lady Colonels'
cause. Smith added 11 points while
Kovaleski chipped in 10 points.
Smith led, the way in scoring
in Saturday's game.
Kovaleski
followed with 14 points and
Kennedy had 12. Miller led the
team in rebounding with six and
Kennedy had five.
The Lady Colonels were at
home last night playing the
Falcons of Messiah. Their next
home game will be the Wilkes'
Letterwomen's Tournamen on
January 9-10. The Lady Cclonels
would appreciate the support of the
students, faculty and staff.

Matmen
Continued from p. 12

Scott Schlacher major
on the scoreboard with a thrilling 5- Mike Schroat 13-2.
4 victory over Keith Stanford. For
Bauer it was a sweet victory over
his former team.
All-American Dennis Mejias
brought the Colonel faithful to
their feet with a pin at the 4:31
mark.
Navy then got its first points
as Eastern Champ Matt Treasster
defeated Ron Miller 9-3.
Frank Castano then showed a
lot of heart as he won a tough 3-2
decsion at 142. With the victory
in the 142 class the Colonies were
ahead 12-3.
Joe Iannuzzi continued his
outstanding wrestling with a 5-2
victory at 150. After five bouts the
Colonels held a 15-3 lead. But
Navy would go on to win four "'Ut
of the next five matches. Fr. nk

Palanchi at I90 to tie
18 all.
In the heavy
Navy's John Devine
advantage to record apin
Schannuer to give Navy
victory.
The Colonies
regroup after this tough
Millersville on W
ember 9 at home.
Open will be held on
3

o.

Men's

Exeter, PA. She was also a two
time All-Star. "Nicole is our most
prom1smg
freshman
prospect
inside. She will provide us with
scor-ing, rebounding, and shot
blocking. Once Nicole learns our
system and adjusts to college ball
she will be hard to stop," stated
Kest.
Freshman JoAnne McDonald
was team MVP and named to the
AII-Sfar team in her senior year at
Cardinal Brennan in Girardville,
PA.
"JoAnne has _a knack for
always being around the ball. Her
physical
play
will
definitly
strengthen our front line," said
Kest. Freshman Kelly Ruff was a
three year letter winner and team
captain at Schuykill Haven, PA.
She also made the All-Stars in her
senior year. "Kelly is one of the
hardest workers I've ever had. She
is a very physical player who likes
to rough it up inside with the
bigger players. She works well
along the baseline and adds to our

Two named Gridders gain honors
to Confernce
team
With the spoils of victory
come the rewards, such is the
case for members of this year's
Wilkes Football Team.
All-American Tony DiGrazia
was named ECAC Player of the
Year. Also for this year's fine
performance, DiGrazia was named
first team All-MAC.
Also
rece1vmg
ECAC
honors were Bob Wall and
Rodger Morgans.
Wall was
named first team defensive back
and also was named first team
All-MAC. Morgans was named
Rookie of the Year for his fine
play at linebacker.

Carl
DeLuca and
Sean
Meagly
also received
MAC
honors. DeLuca was named first
team
quarterback;
DeLuca
finished tenth in the nation in
passing.
Meagly
received
honorable mention at kicker.
This past Sunday the team
held their annual team dinner.
At the event, DiGrazia was
named offensive MVP, while
Wall captured defensive honors.
Tim Hopkins and DeLuca were
recipients of the Attitude award.
Captians for next year will be
Joe Daches, Mark Habeeb, and
Jirn Byrne.

Reese'
Continued from p. 12

that I was at Kingston High School
for two years and had about 75 to
Two members of the Wilkes
80 wrestlers out. It was a bit of a
College field hockey team were
shock coming from a great number
named to Middle Atlantic Conof wrestlers to a very small
ference All-Conference team. They
number," said Coach Reese about
are seniors Joyce Dait and Debbie
his first year. "I remember going
DeCeasare.
•
home and telling my wife that I
Dait, is an electrical enginthought I should probably just be a
eering major and a four year starter
referee and forget about coaching."
for the team. She was one of the
Of course, he did not forget
top defenders from the midfield and
about coaching. In his 35 years of
added to the scoring with one goal
coaching, his teams have recorded
and three assists this past season.
32 consecutive winning seasons.
DeCeasare, a communication
With a present record of 4-1 thus far
major is a two year starter at half- 1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - , this season it looks like this year's
back.
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the Division III National Championship. This was the first time
that nationals had been held in

hopes to i

10-12 recod
and all

rebound strength," said Kest.
Continued from p. 11
Sophomore Lisa Burak is a
to do to tum the season around. ·"I "Now that we have till
transfer from Gettysburg College
think we've already started to turn under our belts, we
stated. Janene Kasarda was a two
where she played one year. She
things
around. We just have to work a little harder," 1aid
year letter winner and co-captain of
attended Wyoming Seminary in
keep working hard," Nolan said.
Once again Nolan
Lake Lehman in her senior year.
Shavertown, PA where she was a
"Right
now
we
know
can
play
in
scoring
with 21 po
"Janene will provide us with the
100 point scorer and team MVP in
well,
and
that
first
win
helped
a
recorded
20
points and
outside, three point shooting we
her junior and senior seasons.
lot.
We
played
well
as
a
team
in
rebounding
with 10.
need. Once her defense improves
"Lisa gives us not only inside play
(Monday night)," Steeber stated. West was the only
she will see plenty of playing
and rebounding but can also hit the
Well, on Monday night the player in double fi
time," Kest said.
perimeter shots," said Coach Kest.
Colonels
looked like a completely points.
Freshman Amy Melusky was
The Wilkes women's team
different
team
against the Falcons
The Colonels play
a three year letter winner and made
should be a winner this season. So
of Messiah. They seemed to play home game of 1987
the All Stars her senior year at
come on out and cheer the Lady
with more enthusiasm and to- meet East Stroudsburg.
Nativity B.V.M. in Mar-Lin, PA.
Colonels to victory.
getherness
to record victory number is 8:00 p.m. The tc.un
"Amy is a disciplined player who
· The last game of the season is
one.
"The
team started to gell last predate the support of
against Division I Auburn which is
gives us some added depth in the
night (Monday night) and we've got faculty, and staff.
expected to be one of the top teams
backcourt. She is improving day
the ball rolling now," Nolan added.
by day and should develop into a
in the country. "We're not playing
the - season for that one game + - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - fine point guard," Kest said.
Wilkes' inside game should be
against Auburn. I feel it's a good
Colonels
a strong one this year. Freshman
opportunity to see what the caliber Continued from p. 11
of play is at the Division I level.
Nicole Kovaleski should be a great
with 21 points followed by West
It's good for all of Wilkes to see,"
addition. Kovaleski was a 1500
West led the sc
with 19, Nolan with 18, and
stated Kest. Good luck to the Lady
point scorer and was team MVP for
points.
Steeber,
Colonels in what should be a great Gallagher had 11.
two years and league MVP in her
Gallagher each added ei
On Tuesday, November 23 the the Colonel effort.
year.
senior year at Seton Catholic in
Colonies traveled to Williamsport
-------------.-----------------------------1
to play Lycoming in their first

Lady Colonels
Continued from p. 11

key word

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Division Ill. What ·
thrill of being nation
that the tournament was
Wilkes. "We just
tournament," said R
six people in the fi
thc.ee champions, three
third, and a fifth, so ei
wrestlers placed in ~
was a tremendous
top team in the natioo
level."
Coach Reese is
Wilkes and the athletic
as a whole. When
he plans to continue
replied, "Hopefully, i
long enough we'll try
He only has 97 more
the magic number
Congratulations Cod
your great accomp
good luck in the futme.

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PAGE ELEVEN

December 10, 1987

's Basketball 1987-88

dy Colonels looking to rebound
st hopes to improve
10-12 record with a
h and all around
e. However, inexbe aworry for a team
of seven freshmen,
lkl only two upper-

...

Coach Kest's highest
relates to the players
last year's team.
m to provide leadbe role models for the
The two returnees are
Smith and junior
y. Smith is a three
point guard and coyear's team. She led
76 assists last year as
ocr speed and deteris one of the best
theconference. The
will depend on
runs the system,"
is the other coa two year starting
l'as also named to the
All Area Team. "I'm

Melissa this season.
the best defensive

compensate for this fact.
She
expects mistakes, but she also
expects the team to progress day by
day to overcome these mistakes.
Kcst already feels that the team she
has this year has progres
uch
further than the tean1 did all last
year. "I have eight people who can
start for me at anytime, as opposed
to last year when I didn't have as
much depth on the bench," Coach
Kest said.
Last year the Wilkes women's
team had problems from the outside
perimeter. This year the team
should be in good hands with the
likes of three freshman. First,
there's Angie Miller.
"Angie
cannot only become one of the best
shooting guards in the league, but
also in the history of Wilkes. She
has a lot of natural ability," Kest
said. Angie was a four year letter
winner and a 1000 point scorer for
Schuykill Haven in Schuykill
Haven, PA. Michelle Toth was a
three year letter winner and a
1987 Wilkes College Women's Basketball Team: seated (1-r} Amy Melusky, Angela
member of the second team All
Miller, Melissa Kennedy (co-captain), Diana Smith (co-captain), Janene Kasarda,
Stars in her district while playing
Michelle Toth.
Standing: Assistant Coach Mary .Jo Hromchak, Liesl Reber (statisfor Hazleton. "Michelle is a hustler
tician), Kelly Ruff, Nicole Kovaleski, Lisa Burak, Kechia Lipsey, JoAnne McDonald,
• whose defense motivates her
Wendy Holden (manager), and Head Coach Jodi Kest.
players inside.
Also, with her classmen arc from Williamsport the atmosphere of the team. She offense. She is a deadly shooter
smarts, she has the ability to be Arca High School in Williamsport, knows they are a young,squad, but from 15 feet and should contribute
to our program immediately," Kest
one of the premier forwards in the PA.
she feels their agrcssiveness, conContinued on p. 10
league," Kest said. Both upperCoach Kest is excited about ditioning, and great desire will

basketball team wins, one
cs College men's
picked up its first
nas they defeated

87-74.

The

week the Colonel
was busy as they
games in five days.
their homestand
mbcr 3, against
nval King's College.
was a 65-55 defeat

t.-as torturously slow
die game as the
able lo control the

pace. Wilkes tried to force King's
into a quick paced competition but
the Monarchs' Joe Hessling and
Brian Fisher were able to slow
them down.
In the first 16 minutes of the
game the lead changed six Limes
with the Colonels holding a 20-19
lead four minutes before the· half.
But going into half-Lime the
Colonels were down 20-29.
In the second half the Colonels
were able to come w·ithin three
points on scoring by senior Jeff
Steeber and two three point goals
by sophomore Jim Nolan. With
10:45 left to go in the game,
Wilkes cut the 5_core to 38-36 with
back-to-back baskets by freshman
Steve Tate.

rops

WO

Nolan, who led all scorers
with 31 points, was . able to help
pull the Colonels back to within
five points with 58 seconds remaining in game time, but it was
to no avail.
On Saturday, December 5 the
Colonels were unable to rebound
from the loss to King's as they had
a distastrous game against visiting
FDU-Madison. The visitors seemed to have no problem in handling
Wilkes as they handed them a 76-59
loss. In the game freshman Ray
Ott suffered an injury to his ankle
and will probably miss at least two
games.
Saturday's game may have left
the team wondering what they had

Continued on p. 10

onels opened season at
tern Maryland
I in a tournament at
land. The Colonels
very well as they lost
they competed in.
a bright note, some
bun in fine individual
tournament. Jeff
Jim Nolan were named
ournament Team for
gperformances.

Nolan turned in - a fine
performance in -the opening·-game
against Philadolphia Pharmacy, as
he broke three scoring records.
They were: most points in a game
{35), most field goals attempted in
a game (26), -and most field goals
made in a game (14). As a team,
Wilkes Lied a record for most field
goals made in a game with 36.
"We played pretty hard but we
didn't play smart. We made some
mistakes that hurt us," said Head
Coach Ron Rainey.

In the first round game the
Colonels
were defeated
by
Philadelphia Pharmacy ·8r-97.
Nolan scored a team high · of 35
points in the game. The only other
player in double figures was Steeber
with 22. Ed-Gallagher added eight
points and freshman Waiten-West
chipped in seven points.
In Saturday's games· against
St. Mary's, the Colonels were defeated 83-85. Steeber led the team

Continued on p. 10

Jeff Steeber goes for the basket in Saturday's game against
FDU-Madison.

�Wilkes College

December 10,

Wilkes-Barre, PA

.\18766

Colonel of
the week

. This week's Colonel of the Week is Melissa Kennedy. Melissa is
a junior psychology/elementary education major from Williamsport.
This past weekend Melissa led the women's basketball team in scoring
at tbe St.John Fisher Tournament in .Rochester, N.Y. She recorded 22
points, six, rebounds, five steals, and one assist in the fust game against
West.em New England, In Saturday's game a~nst St John Fisher she
scored 12 points and had 12 rebounds. She leads the team with 14
points and 8 reboundsper game. Congratulations, ¥elissa, and good
luck for the remainder of the season. ·

Matmen fall to Na
by Bill Kem

Tendlcon at 3:36. That pin gave
the Colonels a 15-3 lead. But the
big suprise for the Colonels was
sophmore Mike Schroat, as he drew
with highly recruited Solomon

preserve the victory over
On Friday night !he
Being the smallest Division I
and Midshipmcm put on
wrestling school in the nation has
the packed house
its advantages and disadvantages.
The disadvantages are facilities, and
the pull to recruit the big name
high school grapplers. One main
advantage is getting wrestlers that
have not reached their potential and
become
successful
collegiate
wrestlers.
This past week the Wilkes
College Wrestling team hooked
horns with the big boys of the
EIWA, Lehigh and Navy. The
Colonels downed Lehigh 27-14, for
the first win over the Engineers
since 1977. Then last Friday the
Colonels dropped a tough 21-18
decision to the Midshipmen of
Navy.
In last Tuesday's victory over
Lehigh the Colonels were bolstered
by a strong showing from their first
three weight-classes, and a key
draw at 158.
Brian Bauer, Dennis Mejias,
and Ron Miller gave the Colonels a
quick 9-0 lead. For Miller it was
sweet revenge as he defeated John
Epperly, who defeated Miller last Ron Miller in action against Navy last Friday night
season, by a 13-11 score.
Beckman 3-3.
attendance al the Wilkes
Joe Iannuzzi gave the Colonels
The
Colonels then got a
a big lift as he pinned Lane major decision from Craig Rome

Reese

•

WIDS

400

by Kathy Harris

This week's male Colonel of the Week is Joe Ianuzzi, The
talented senior .from Bayshore, NewYork is off to a great start, .•:ae
had outstanding performan~ against both Lehigh and Navy. He
recorded a pin in. the Lehigh match. Congratulations J09 and good
luck for the remainder of the season.
&lt;

On Saturday, November 21,
1987, Coach John Reese recorded
his 400th career coaching win, an
achievement only two men before
him had achieved. His record now
stands at an incredible 403-103-8
for his 35-year coaching at Wilkes.
No other coach in the country has
as long a tenure at one school as
Coach Reese has at Wilkes. "I
think in order to accomplish goals
like that you have to stay with
something for a long period of
time," Coach Reese said on his
400th win.
"Winning 400 is
something not many people do so I
feel proud in doing it."
Coach Reese began coaching
at Wilkes in 1953. In his first
season, only seven wrestlers came
out. They had to forfeit at least one
match a meet, but nevertheless, the
team had a 5-4 winning season. "It
was a very different experience in

Continued on p. 10 Coach John Reese became one of thfee coaches to record 400

ademic
se con
student
eyed

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said t
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