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!LKES-BARRE - Ambler H. Moss, Jr.,
United States Ambassador to Panama, is the
speaker for the Ninth Annual Max Rosenn
in Law and Humanities at Wilkes University
ii l at 7:00 p.m. The free lecture, entitled
a, Nicaragua and the Future of the Central
· an Peace Plan," is open to tne public and will
in the Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for the
ing Arts at South River and South Streets on
versity campus in Wilkes-Barre. Parking will
'!able in all university parkirig lots prior to the
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ent Jimmy Carter in 1978, and was then
inted by President Ronald Reagan. He was a
r of the U.S. team which negotiated the
Canal Treaties of 1977 and was then Deputy
nt Secretary of State for Congressional
· ns during the treaties ratification debate in the
Senate.
1982, Moss left the ambassadorship and
an adjunct professor of International Studies at
niversity of Miami and an attorney with
berg, Traurig, Askew, Hoffman, Lipoff, Rosen
entel in Miami.
ince 1984, Moss has been the Dean of the
te School of Intern ational Studies at the
sity of Miami. In thia position he coordinates
orts of 30 teaching and research faculty and a
of international education programs.

Recently, Ambler Moss has been a leader in
galvanizing increased understanding of the complex
relationships among the nations in the Caribbean and
Latin America and the United States.
Moss was the initiator and principal author of the
"Miami Report," a consensus of recommendations of
leading business, education and other professionals
from Miami, concerning economic, cultural and
political problems throughout the Americas.
Recommendations contained in the report have received
national and international recognition.
Moss also serves as the Director of the
North-South Center at the University of Miami. The
center provides an institutional focus for international
research and such programs as task force studies,
workshops and seminars all working toward increasing
understanding and cooperation along the private sector,
governments and educational institutions.
In 1980, the Honorable Max Rosenn celebrated
his 10th anniversary as Judge of the U.S. Court of
Appeals for the Third Circuit. That year, in
recognition of the anniversary and in "appreciation for
his many contributions to the field of Law, to the
United States judiciary system and to the quality of life
in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania ," Rosenn's
fa mily, former law clerks and other friends initiated
"The Max Rosenn Lecture Series in Law and
Humanities" at Wilkes University. Each year the series
brings speakers of international reputation to the
Wyoming Valley.

Ambler Moss will be the guest speaker at Sunday's Rosenn Lecture.

: .Pickering action taken

!Administration takes action after forum
by Jeffrey C. LoBalbo
Beacon Assistant News Editor

appearing on campus.
"I think there can be positive values involved as long as the
organizations work for community services and academics" , said Waldner.
Allen also has expressed his interests in Greek organizations. "I don't
see any opposition as long as the the students are interested,"
One of the largest issues discussed at the forum was the condition of
residence halls. Both Waldner and Allen explained that an exterminator
took care of the mice and roach problem in Pickering Hall the day after
the forum.

WILKES-BARRE - It seems that the students' requests are finally
being taken seriously.
Last week's student forum at the CPA proved a good experience for
students and administration alike. It consisted of students explaining any
grievences they might have had.
The content presented at the forum has proved more fruitful Academic
Affairs, and Mark Allen, Associate Dean of Student Affairs, have endorsed
programs to make life more liveable here at Wilkes.
Allen also explained that Catlin and Weiss Halls will receive new
One of the grievances expressed at the forum was the absence of a
fu_miture, among other repairs, this summer. He also expressed his
"study day" between the end of classes and beginning of final exams.
wishes to restore all dormitories between Northampton and Market Streets
Waldner has announced that there will be, in the 1990- 1991 academic
to their original spender.
year ru:1d the 1991-1992 academic year, the calendars will include a study
Both Waldner and Adams expressed that they felt the forum was very
day before finals. He also mentioned that there was a library forum to
helpful.
discuss certain issues about the system, held 11:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. today.
"I hope tha(the students realize their needs are being addressed," said
Waldner has also expressed his inte~c:5t_ i n. 9r~ejc_qr_g~I!.i?;~ti_o!l~ _ . b.~~- - __ . .
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29, 1990

Inegrity hidden in
Capone's vault
If anyone had ever told me that I
would go and see a taping of the
Geraldo show, I probably would
have had a hearty laugh, told them
they belonged in Bellevue and went
on my merry way.

MAD RAMBLIN'S
by Lee Scott Morrell
Guess what folks, I didn't catch
a taping of the trash TV show. I went
Lo two tapings. And you know what,
I learned a whole lot about something.
I haven't figured out exactly
what I've learned, but I have learned
something.
During the same couple of days
as the Geraldo tapings, I also got to
hear an address delivered by Phil
Donohue.
Kids, have you ever heard the
expression "different as night and
day."?
"Day" Donohue, meet "Night"
Rivera.
Forget Day, let's focus on the
Night.
The Geraldo show was a mixture of Arsenio (sans the barking)
and The National Enquirer.
The topic of the first show was
"the right to die," or in its more
common form, Euthanasia.

Forgive me for my naivete, but
when I see the word "euthanasia", I
expect to hear from 90-year olds who
want the plug pulled when they can
no longer fend for themselves.
I was not prepared for Rich the
"AIDS Mercy Killer," Gary the
AIDS sufferer and Stephanie, the
pre-operative transsexual who is
unable to handle the pressure and
would like to take her own life.
On the same panel was a couple
who represented another side of prematurely pulling the plug.
The woman was in a coma for 40
days when her husband went to court
to legally end life-support.
The judge denied it and, miraculously, a week later, the woman woke
up. The husband said he would still
do the same thing in the same circumstance.
So much for 20/20 hind sight
Speaking of 20/20, remember
when Geraldo was a real journalist?
What happened?
He is now hosting suicidal transsexuals and dog owners - accompanied by their puppies - telling us
of the horrors of puppy breeding
farms.
Hey, the guy does what he does.
I can't knock him for that.
But Gerry, Baby, what ever
happened to journalistic pride, inte-

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If it's 'broke' then fix it, Wilkes
A reasonable person once
said, "If it's not broke, don' t fix iL"
This person was obviously not
referring to Wilkes however, where
unnecessary "fixing" seems to be the

norm.
The most recent example of
!his occurred Thursday night to
myself and the other members of
Slocum and Doane Halls. Resident's
Life has decided to change these
halls into 24-hour quiet dorms with
strict visitation rules. The basic

... .

message to us was "Abide by the new
rules or get ouL" Resident's Life
wants us to do the latter.
There are currently two
round-the-clock quiet hour dorms on
campus, and hte school plans on
opening a third in the fall. Is there·
such a huge demand for this type of
dungeon dorm that Slocum and
Doane are also needed? I doubt it.
But the Resident's Life Office thinks
otherwise, basing their decision on
two questions from the RL student
surveys completed early last se- .
mestcr. It would seem to me that

these surveys simply convey the
feeling of not liking one's roommate,
instead of the diesire to live in a
college run prison.
It's not fair to make us give up
our homes to satisfy a very small
number of student masochists, when
there are other options available. Itis
simply another instance of the
Wilkes bureaucracy dictating its
will , and hte resident studnets having
to suffer with it.
Chris Schoell
Slocum Hall

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,ise!

ver the past few months the local papers have
chronicled the (lack of) care for the downtown area of
our home and native land- Wilkes-Barre.
These different pieces spoke about the mess the downtown
appears to be in.

The vacant storefronts.
The "for sale" signs.
The "going out of business" signs.
The litter that inundates the Public Square.
Let's be honest folks, the place is a serious mess. And
litter isn't confined just to the downtown area any more.
It's spreading to the campuses of Wilkes-Barre's two
institutes of higher learning . .Wilkes and King's are beginning
to look like giant trash bins.
Doesn't anyone care anymore?
We are all .so wrapped up in our own little worlds that
tossing our Twix. wrappers into the street is just second nature.
On a recent trip to New York a friend remarked - in the
form of a joke - about the carelessness of the natives. It made
me think about our dilemma. He said, "How can you tell the
difference between a native New Yorker and a visitor? We hit
the garbage can."
On the same trip, we passed through Scranton.
We both remarked at what a beautiful downtown, and city
for that matter, Scranton is becoming. As we passed the
downtown storefronts, many of which were empty, my friend
told me about the_impending "Downtown Mall" project.
~t is slated to break ground anytime soon and will cover
three blocks. It is expected to fill those empty storefronts and
create serious business for the city as well as competition for
the malls that are out of town.
We are in a city that is like a coin balancing on its side.
Depending on the direction of the wind, we could fall into the
fate of New York or Scranton. It i~ up to us to decide which
way the wind blows.
o, how d9es this whole problem effect you, the
Wilkes student? What can you do to stem the tide of a
dirty, dying downtown/city getting worse? Where do
you fit in?
Glad you asked.
.
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It's our tum to issue a challenge to you, the students of
Wilkes University. We challenge you to get off your butts and
do something about the mess .
When you see a paper on the ground, pick it up and toss it
in t}:le closest can .
If you see someone else tossing trash on the ground, get
involved. Give them a piece of your mind.
The only way we can become a sparkling jewel is to-polish, not allow to tarnish.
And if we, the students of Wilkes University, begin to
polish our jewel, will the citizens of our fair metropolis begin
to do the same?
Who knows? That's not for us to worry about, at this
point.
But maybe, just maybe, when the citizens S\'!e what we are
trying to do.
The care we are beginning to take.
The love we are showing our nine-month
home-away-from-home.
They will get the picture and start doing the same.
And we will all benefit from that.

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29, 1990

Symposium to answer recycling questions

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Jane Elmes-Crahall
Special to The Beacon
WILKES-BARRE - Members of the Group Discussion Class are
joining with Student Government and the League of Women Voters to
host a recycling symposium on April 2 at 7:.30 p.m. in Stark 101
The discussion topic is how campuses and communities can
establish, or improve, recycling programs. It is a timely issue since all
communities il'l Pennsylvania with more than 5,000 people must have
recycling programs in place by 1991.
Speakers for the symposium include Mark Carmon, Regional
Coordinator for the state Department of Environmental Resources; ·Frank
Chatwick and Joyce Hatala, Recycling Coordinators for Luzerne and
Lackawanna Counties; John Bergold, Wilkes-Barre's· Recy_cling
Coordinator; Tom Winter, Penn State-Lehman's recycling director; and
Pat Lavalle of Waste Management, Inc., a Scranton recycling business.
Kathy Harris, a senior Communications major, will moderate.
Elaine 1\veedy, President of the League of Women Voters of the
Wilkes-Barre area, will give introductory remarks. According to Tweedy,
the League has made a commitment to "promoting public participation in
environmental decision-making, and to supporting measures to encourage
waste reduction and recycling." Tweedy was very pleased when she was

approached by the Wilkes students inviting the League to co-sponsor the
program.
While the League is an active political lobbying force for recycling
and other environmental issues, students in the communications class
who are organizing the symposium have more personal reasons for
getting involved. Harris got involved "because I have a four year old
son, I am very concerned about his future." Another member of the
organizing group hopes Wilkes will take a leadership role because "many
Wilkes students would like to see recycling become a reality on campus
as soon as possible".
In addition to Harris, other students who are organizing the event are
Scott Barth, Kristine Bauer, Tom Doughty, John Gordon, Krista
Gromalski, and Jerry Hoffman.
Following comments from the panelists, invited members of local
municipalities, campuses and community groups will ask questions about
Act 101, the state recycling law. A display area in the lobby outside
Stark 101 will include materials and information about what is recyclable.
The DER has also provided several.in-home recycling kits.
The public is invited to the symposium and a special segment has
been set aside for Wilkes students to ask questions about recycling on
campus. Come to the symposium on April 2 and learn about the
recycling law and how it affects you.

March·30April 2

Friday
Application Deadline MCAT
Spring Test
Men's Tennis - Kings (H)3
p.m.
Baseball - Alvernia (A)
Student Directed Plays
Wilkes - Keystone
Weekender Program

Saturday

Elder care topic of discussion ·
WILKES-BARRE-Glen L.
Dunbar, Director of Policy, Planning and Research with the.Pennsylvania Department of Aging will
be the keynote speaker for a public
discussion on elder care on April 4
at 7:30 p.m. in Stark 101.
This will be the fourth public
discussion presented by the Group
Discussion class and sponsored by
the Department of Communication. Wilkes students are urged to
attend the program which deals
with the issue of how the aging of
America affects today's young
people. ·
Topics to be addressed by
Dunbar include demographic

analysis of aging in Pennsylvania,
state programs for improving the
quality of life for senior citizens,
and how aging affects today's
young people. ·
Dunbar, who has over 15 years
of experience in administering federal and state programs for the elderly, is responsible for overseeing
the development of the Stale Aging
Plan. He also manages a program
of research and demonstration
grants, and inter-governmental
planning and policy development.
He received his Master's in Public
Administration for the Center for
Studies in Aging at North Texas
State University.

Following the presentation by
Dunbar, a panel discussion with the
following invited participants will
take place: Dr. Ann Kolanowski,
Chair of the Department of Nursing
at Wilkes; Mrs. Jane Huey of Kingston, who is familiar with in-home
care for elderly relatives; and PA
Representative Stanley J. Jarolin
(D-119thdistrict), whoison the PA
House Committee on Youth and
Aging. The Luzerne County Bureau on Aging has also been invited.
Teresa Herman, a junior Communications major, will moderate
the program. Herman became
interested in the issue of elder care
when she researched a persuasive

speech on the subject for the Speech
Team. She, and six other members
of the Group Discussion class who
organized the program, feel
students must become aware of the
complex issue of elder care. According to Herman, "We all have
relatives and friends who will need
our emotional and financial support
as they age. It is important to begin
planning now."
Members of the class who
organized the elder care program
and arranged for the keynote
speaker include Herman; Brian
Curran, Shelly Gardner, Matt
Hanlon, Barb Jamelli, Erin Kinney, and Laurie Tappan.

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established between• local citizen's groups and American and Soviet
environmentalists.
According to Eric Sullivan, president of the E&amp;ES club, "this
ground breaking step in global environmental awareness is a unique chance
for environmentally conscious students to participate in the activites of
both American and Soviet environmental leaders. The students as well as
the university, will benefit by the wealth of knowledge that will be gained
and extended to our community to furth~r the advance of local and global
environmental awareness."

WILKES-BARRE - The twentieth anniversary of Earth Day is
Sunday, April 22. Earth Day is a day set aside "to celebrate growing
environmental awareness around the world" as well as promote issues to
gather support for the ongoing crusade to save our planet.
The Wilkes Earth and Environmental Science club has organized a
series of events to bplster student awareness for Earth Day and National
Wildlife Week. On Thursday, April 19, and Tuesday, the 24th, the club
will man a booth selling tee-shirts and bumper stickers. The club is also
offering concerned persons the opportunity to sponsor a tree. Their slogan
Wilkes' efforts will be coinciding with Wilkes-Barre's celebration
is "Breathe clean, buy a tree!" Donations are three dollars which will cover whi~h i?cludes affairs on both Saturday, April 22, and Sunday, April 23rd.
the cost of the seedling to be planted by club members on Saturday, April Begmnmg Saturday at 1:00 p.m., George Wesley, the Psycho-Deis, and
21 in Lackawanna State Forest.
X-Terra will provide music on Public Square. The afternoon will be
Additionally, several represenataives of the club will be attending a interspersed with speakers from the Sierra Club, Audubon Society, and the
Sov~et-American Earth Day conference/workshop at Keystone Junior Susquehanna Bioregional Council. At 6:00 p.m., there will be a council
College on April 18, 19, and 20. The three day event is sponsored by fire at Nesbitt Park featuring Dr. Reisinger who will speak the history of
Keystone and ECOLOGIA (ecologists linked for organizing grassroots the Indian Tribes in Wyoming Valley.
initiatives and actions).
The festivities will continue on Sunday with an all day conference in
. Drs. J. Mike Case and Sid Halsor, Associate Professocs of the Earth room 101 _in Stark Leaming Center at Wilkes. One of the highlights of
and Environmental Science Department, will accompany the members of the day will be a panel debate entitled "Where do we go from here?",
the E&amp;ES club to the conference. Members who will be going are Patti featuring area environmentalists discussing the challenges to conservation
presented by the future.
Skozelas, BrianWolfe, Gina Aleo, Eric Sullivan, and Holly Pitcavage.
By the exchange of technological information and organizing
Remember, it only takes a little time to show your support of Earth
strategies, members of the American environmental community and Day to see the monumental changes it brings in the future. A little effort
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And thus the fearsome shrew was tamed, not into submission, but into love with the
man strong enough for her, Petruchio.
hwas a very energetic version of The Taming of the Shrew that was presented this past
nd at King's College.
As the headstrong Katherine, Bridget O'Brien was extremely competent. While·
ssfully showing the strength of the character, she also managed to present the softer,
mild side.
On the other hand, Jack Godwin gave a rousing performance as Petruchio. He managed
aeate the ultimate protagonist, showing absolutely no weakness or fear. His acrobatics
a subtle strength to his performance, and he was hampered in no way by the fact that
Ile had been broken earlier in the rehearsals.
The highlight of the evening, however, came from one of the smaller roles in the cast.
Petty, who played Grumio, a servant of Petruchio, constantly stole center stage from
fellow actors.
_
With his natural charm and high energy performance, Petty managed to keep ·the
·ence in stitches. Although he is somewhat of a newcomer to the stage, having only
in two previous productions, Petty has a natural sense o~ comic timing that made his

dance and the Squad
'The Dub Squad's contempomusic is exemplary and each
ber of the band is a superb
·cian," says Leslie Edsell of
uense University.
Wilkes students will have an
unity to decide for themabout the bands talent on
day, March 31.
AJamaican Beach Party is
· g "Rumours" into a Carparadise.
!ponsored by IRHC/CC, the
·can Beach Party will start at
. and run until la.m. There
be a free pair of sunglasses for
first 200 people to arrive.

Admission will be one dollar.The Dub Squad will be performing live at "Rumours," .and
giving Wilkes a chance to hear their
brand of Reggae.
Having already released a three
song cassette, The Dub Squad is
definately on its way up. Their
music, which is said to be
reminiscent of England's UB40,
has a "seductive groove," according to reviewer Scott Mervis.
"Reggae is a human music. It
touches people inside. If everyone
lets themselves, they can relate to
it," says Craig Dye, singer, keyboardist, and trumpeter. •
Come on out Saturday, and let
the music touch you.

performance a delight to see.
The set was fabulous. There is no other way to describe it. It took up a substantial
portion of the auditorium, with two balconies from which people were able to speak their
lines. Because of the ingenious design of the set, the performers were given no less than
five entrances from where they could appear.
The blocking was both exciting and innovative. Some things that were thrilling to see
were:
- Grumio delivering lines from within a trunk, popping his head up, jack-in-the-box
style, to say his bit.
- Katherine tearing the arms from her sister's teddy bear as a means of torture.
- The interesting embrace of Lucentio and Bianca.
My only complaints with the show were entirely of an interpretational manner. For
example, to make the play fit the time schedule, numerous lines were cut or changed.
The one interpretation that caused some concern but proved to be right on the mark was
the time setting of the show. Although a Shakesperean piece, this version of The Taming
of the Shrew, was set in the 1950's. This offered a looser interpretation of some lines
which led, at times, to something akin to vulgarity (for example, the afore mentioned
embrace between Lucentio and Bianca).
Overall, it was an enjoyable evening of theatre for all who were able to get in to see the
production. There was some difficulty for those who failed to reserve a seat, since most
nights were sold out performances. Not too shabby for Shakespeare in Wilkes-Barre.

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MARCH

29, 1990

CON-

Where can we learn some Germa
WEST BERLIN - Not many situations can make
a group of ten university students feel totally
inadequate and unable to use the intellect they rely
on to get through four years of school.
How 'bout being thrust into the heart of
Germany for three weeks with little knowledge of
the German language?
Yeah, that's definitely one.
"They (the Germans) had an advantage because
we were on their turf," said professor Tom Nelson.
"But the advantage works both ways. Even though
they were speaking our language - English - for
us, they couldn't use their native German. In that
sense, we were on top."
The German university students that
accompanied us to the media outlets offered a
supreme service by filling in the blanks about such
things as the political lines drawn in a Berlin
television newsroom and the lack of women writers
in the Axel Springer publishing company.
"When I got to Berlin, it blew my mind how
politics crept into every aspect of life," said Todd
Werner. "I didn't have an understanding of what
was behind that. The private conversations with
the students really opened my eyes."
But, the mingling with the students did have a
darker side which was fostered by the language gap
and a shortage of time. Statements made by the
students deali11g with the superiority of the German
university system and media struck a strange chord
in us.
"We don't know what kind of students we met
with," said John McLaughlin. "It's hard to judge
their level. _It's almost impossible to know if
they're telling the truth. Even though they spoke
English, we couldn't probe much further."
"We really couldn't fight with people," said
Vaughn Shinkus with a laugh. "We would be
standing there on the street and someone would
apparently cursing in German and you didn't know
how to retaliate.

"But, we had it a lot better than Germans
would have if they came to the United States. We
don't speak German. We lucked out in that sense."·
Ruth Soderberg remembers funny experience
that was the result of immersing herself in a
language.
"When I got back to the United States, I found
myself walking into a deli and pointing at
something," she said. "Then I realized I could
speak English.

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"I felt pretty illiterate walking into a
and not being able to read a menu."
Adam Tillman related to Soderberg.
"I had trouble doing everyday things,•
"You just have to guess. You just aren't
Intimidation was a common theme.
"In the beginning, I was very frus
Paul Ellis. "As I began to get a handle,
started to disappear."
Nelson took an analytical viewpoin
language problem.
"That's what traveling is all about,"
"That was part of the learning experience."
We understand that, at least.

Falsely accused. Unjustly convicted. Struggling to
on the inside. Determined to find justice on the

Wilkes University will present two student directed
one act plays·at the Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for
the Performing Arts on Thursday~ March 28, through
Saturday, March 31 at 8 p.m. Admission is free and the shows are open to the public.

Dative

Wilkes University senior Maureen O'Hara is
directing Reunion, a play written by David Mamet
which shows a daughter finding her father after .a
twenty years separation.

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Wilkes graduate, and Amy Braun, a Wilkes senior
English and Marketing major. Buonocore plays Cary,
"an ex-alcoholic, ex-this, ex-that.. .. " His twenty-four
year old daughter is played by Braun.
Sophomores Gail Stone and Jason Delcampe,
j unior Chris Bru nnock an_d fres hm an Melanie
O'Donnell make up the cast of the second play F .M.
by Romulus Linney.
.In the play which is directed by Rob Johansen,
Stone portrays Constance Lindell, a novelist who
teaches a writing course and is faced with_a number of
odd situations during her first day of classes. The
other actors play her students, who are also at the root
Amy Braun and Ed Buonocore star in Reunion
of her difficulties throughout the class.
The plays are being done as a senior projeci by
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ball fans the world over (a little cocky we Americans are, huh?) are
a-bristle knowing that Don, Wade, Willie, Jose, and the rest of the
ballers we know and love will once again be making more dinero than
humanly imaginable.
MARCH MADNESS, ALL SIDES - If any of you had seen
pre-tournament bracket, you probably would have said something like,
're you talking about? Who is Ball State? Since w~en can Texas
yhoops? Good call, Illinois and 'Zona in the Final Four." Oh well,
out of three ain't bad. I still stand by Duke and Georgia Tech. I
stly believe they are the two best teams suited to tourney play. They
· meet for the championship and expect The Ramblin' Wreck from
rgia Tech to snare the crown, 89-85.
ALL FOR HANK -~ I'm upset at the late exit from the
ament by Loyola Marymount. I didn't think they were defensively
ng enough to handla UNLV, whom they met for the West Regional
, but I think we all would have liked to see more of the Lions .
Does it really matter. LMU has shown us they have huge hearts and
ual ability. The memory of Hank hangs over them and this team will
er forget
And we will never forget.
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A TIGER SHEDS HIS STRIPES Not since Wayman
TISdale had a frosh stirred college buckets in such a way that Chris Jackson
61.
That was last year. This year the numbers weren't as spectacular but
y were still good enough to make him a first team AP All-America
f\ection.

What's the significance?
Chris Jackson, after fouling out of his team's loss
to Georgia Tech, announced he was leaving the team
to seek his fortune(s) in the NBA.
Too bad.
The NCAAs loss is the NBAs gain.
MORE WWF STUFF As I promised
earlier, here are some more of the featured matches for .
Wrestlmania VI.
Tag team champs Colossal Connection will take
on two-time champs Demolition. Demolition will try
to become the only team to hold the belts three
different times.
'
Jake "The Snake" Roberts will battle "The
Million Dollar Man" Ted DeBiase for the Million
Dollar Belt.

THE FINAL OUT, THE TWELFTH
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Trivia '90

Wilkes University
Wilkes-Barre, PA

Creegan assumes the reins

There are some things, such as your first
toy or your first day of school, that you never
forget.
For new Wilkes head tennis coach Chris
Creegan, this year's experience will be ber
first as a mentor. She goes into it with the
hopes of making it stay in her mind with her
first toy and her first day of school.
"This is my first coaching job," Creegan
said. "Coach (Doris) Saracino called me and
asked me if I would be interested in the job. I
was excited because I thought about it last
year."
Last year, Creegan was a senior
psychology major at none other than Wilkes.
She was the team's number one singles player
throughout her four years. Currently, she is
employed by Allied Services in Scranton, but
remains very active in the game.
Just this past summer, Creegan was part
of a women's team from Kirby Park that
placed fourth in a national tournament in
Miami, Florida. On that team, she played
number one doubles.
.
Creegan also has taught indoor tennis at
the Kingston Recreational Center as well as in
the Lackawanna County Tennis Program.
But this spring, she is concentrating her
efforts on the Lady Colonels tennis squad, a
squad that so far has Creegan feeling pleased.
"Right now, we're going through
challenge matches and we are looking pretty
good, especially since we've only been
practicing for three weeks," said Creegan. "I
think we have a positive attitude and we will
take the season one step at a time."
Creegan is getting a positive review from
her players. For the most part, the players are
more than happy with their new coach and the
job she has done thus far.
. "Chris knows all the ropes," said senior
captain Stacey Symecko. "She has been here
before and she knows most of the players
from the other teams. Plus, she's a great
player herself. I've really learned a lot from
her."
"Chris is a good coach and she's young
enough to be able to relate to us," said junior
Amy Schukis.
If the team is to have a good showing,,
Creegan will need consistent play from both ·

Symecko and Schukis.
"Stacey has a really good baseline game,"
Creegan said. "She should be a good first or
second player for us and she's our captain.
The only thing she needs to do is work on her
mental game. If she does that, she should be
a good player for us this year."
Symecko, whose preference is doubles,
could be one of the team's top forces.
"I like to play doubles but when I do play
singles, it's a baseline game," said Symecko.
As for Schukis, Creegan cites a positive
attitude as one of her greatest attributes.
"Amy has been working really hard to be
the number one player. It's something she
really wants."
"I like to play very agressive, trying to
attack the net," · Schukis said. "I like to end
the point quickly instead of rallying."
Both Symecko and Schukis are confident
the team will have a good showing.
"I hope we can have a good showing and
work together as a team," said Symecko. "I
think we will be OK, I really do. Hopefully,
we will beat King's. They are the team we
really want to beat."
"We are a young team and we lack
experience, but we should be able to hold our
own," said Schukis.
The team also has· seven other members
who will be called upon to perform
throughout the season.
Meg Fallin is a freshman who Creegan
says is rather new to the sport and could pay
dividends to the team down the road.
"Meg has been working pretty hard in
practice and she could turn out to be a good
player down the road," said Creegan.
Michele Bannon, a junior, is one player
who could add experience to the Lady
Colonels lineup.
"Michelle has experience and has
improved throughout her career here at
Wilkes," Creegan said. "She could be an
important player for us."
Allyson Manning and Shannon Hicks are
two young players who will be competing for
a spot in the first six, along with Kelly
Erickson, who looks like a strong singles
player.
Two upperclassmen, Deb Erdner and
Melinda Comfort, have walked on for the first
time.
"Deb is a surprise player. She's a good
athelete. I didn't expect her to be this good of
a tennis player," said Creegan. "Melinda has
great enthusiasm and an excellent attitude."
The Lady Colonels will open their season
with a match against Lycoming College
Monday at 3 p.m. in Kirby Park.
"I have a real positive attitude about the
season," Creegan said. "I think we will do
better than people expect."

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Beacon Sports Editor

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WILKES-BARRE - To many, he may seem cocky.
After all, people don't take kindly to someone who speaks in to
high self-praise.
'Tm an overachiever," Robb Whinney says. "I always have been:
Before dismissing Whinney as a blowhard, take a look a
collegiate lifestyle. He carries 33 credits this semester. And, he
tennis.
Not too shabby, eh? Maybe a little crazy, but Whinney has a
for his madness. The blueprint is simple - receive a degree in bi
from Wilkes in May after two short years, move on to Haverford C
for a master's in biology and a degree in philosophy, then proc
medical school to begin the process to becoming a practicing surgeai.
Whew. Oh, by the way, after medical school, Whinney plans to
law degree. Just for the hell of it.
"This is the way I always thought," he said. "I always wanted
everything. You make your sacrifices to get where you want to go.
"Too many students are here at Wilkes for sports first, school
That's not the way I am."
How does tennis manage to fit into Whinney's plans? Quite
thank you.
"It keeps me sane," Whinney said. "Last year, I didn't
seriously. This year, it's totally different. I enjoy it. I'm out there
reason."
Whinney remembered that after reading a 1't&gt;ok by Confucius o
summer.
"I lost track of that reason last year," he said. "But I realized
just the racket, the ball and me out there. Everything else has to
away."
Tennis wasn't always so fun, however.
"I've been playing since I could remember," said Whinney. 'I
taking lessons every day, spending my whole summer playing w
friends were doing other things. I was burned out when I was 12."
But the fire is back.
"Wilkes has a better team," says Whinney, who plays numbel
singles and forms the top doubles team with Doug Meade. "We
chance to do something this year."
But academic pursuits will always take top priority for Whinney,
hopes to one day be the headmaster of a school.
"I wish people would go to school for the sake of learning ins
something else," he said.
Whinney is certainly setting an example towards that end.

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29, 1990

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What's your favorite thing
about Wilkes University?
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over the campus, students are discovering that
r clips are gone, and no one knows where
gone.
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have gone deep, deep undercover amid the
of students, faculty, and administrators.
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Bill Murray
Somebody should do something about
the bird droppings around here.

Dustin Hoffman
5 minutes till Wilkes Today, definitely,
5 minutes till Wilkes Today.

Doggy
(Acclaimed college reviewer)
I wuv da bell tower, I giv it a leg up!

ilect cult of students, that worships the neo-god
p, have been slowly and carefully stealing all
paper clips they could find on the Wilk~s
ity caff DUS.
se paper clips are then used in numerous
· rites to PilcrePap. Certain rights also involve
ously missing second sock (that's the one
ays thought disappe.ared into the dryer).
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answer lies in each person. Guard your paper
you would guard your life. Carry them with
hminute of the day and do not let them out of
ight. Only then can we stop this menace from
over theWilkes campus.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
The Wilkes cheerleaders, unequivocally.

Killer

Meryl Streep (Incognito)
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accent

Toxic Avenger
The cafeteria food, especially the salad
bar.

pandas!

Beat Reporter
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Reports are coming into the Beacon Feature department

onfucius over the

about some dreary looking creatures that have appeared
Wilkes University. Apparently the beasts are
IS and they're royally pissed off. But at the same time
celebrities for doing away with some of the 111orons

Wilkes.
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!tudents have been disappearing at a raJe of seven a day
past three weeks. Evidentally, giant killer mutant
are behind the abductions and people are crappin' in
pants e ery time they see a black shadow approach
from th rear .
'I was .valking over at Pickering the other night when
black arm wrapped around my neck. I looked back
wthis huge mother of a panda bear with choppers the
sharks teeth," explained Ima Frade.
Luckily Frade escaped and was able to make that
nt. Other Wilkes students have not been as fortunate.
are turning up every day.
'We've found 10 of the missing 21 victims and they all
one distinguishing feature about their body. They all
bamboo sticks shoved up their nostrils," stated Sheriff
ugger.

The killer paridas have come up from the depths of the
steamy Wilkes-Barre sewers. They have traveled underground
all the way from China.
Scientists from the Republic told U.S. researchers that
a clan of pandas just started to mingle with the public one
day. They started to walk upright and then they began to
hold panda head banger parties.
Unfortunately they decided fo hold the last bear bash in
a toxic waste . tank. The pandas then went back into the
public and were irritable and angry. One of the mutants was
heard saying, "i)J~✓fJB!" or "Where's Wilkes!" in English.
Well, the mutant black and white beasts have found our
campus. They're using are college yards as feeding grounds
for their sick and demented humor.
·
"Where does all this bamboo shoving end?" asked Meri
Anne Boobacowski.
Right now their arc no definite answers. S.W.A.T.
teams have been called into town. They are positioned all
over Wilkes-Barre and await the next appearances of the killer
pandas.
'
If you have any information on the whereabouts of the
mutant beasts please call the panda hotline at 1-800KILL-PANDA.

�March 29, 1990
Wilkes University

Lucas hits CFL

Ott joins Synchro Swim
Zoka heads for GLOW

Wilkes-Barre, PA

Sixers -sign 'Boot' Gregor
After practice, Mahorn admitted
just jealous. "I just don't want '
stealin' all my women, that's all," he
PHILADELPHIA - City of Brotherly that too much to ask?"
Love, meet "The Boot."
Gregory promised an attempt to
In an effort to shore up their outside his distaff fans. "I'll try and sp
shooting and ballhandling, the Sixers signed rewards around," he stated. "But all I
former Wilkes cager Jeff Gregory to a is try. After all, look at me."
·· one-year, $300,000 contract yesterday.
That's the problem, says Lynam.
Sixers head coach Jim Lynam announced seen this before. Deep down, Gregory
at l! press conference at the Spectrum that the girls don't really go for him. But !hey
recent injury to starting point guard Johnny big way. I hope it doesn't h~ h1~ pla
Dawkins prompted the quick acquisition of
"Girls don't know anythrng, G
Gregory.
said. "One day, one of my adoring f
"Since the trading deadline has passed, ruin me. It always happens. Girls ne
we were in kind of a tight situation," Lyn~m ..... to ruin some guy's life."
said. "We searched the country for a quality
Despite those sentiments, Gregory
point guard who was up to the rigors of the his popularity will lead him to a_ film
NBA. Being playoff bound, we needed 'Tm a combination of Andrew Dice
someone with spunk, with style. We needed Kirk from Dear John, " he said.
Gregory."
definitely star material."
Gregory, nicknamed "1'he Boot" b):'
The Sixers' Atlantic Division op
former Wilkes teammate Dave Argentatl weren't pleased to hear about Phila
because of an incident in Buffalo, NY when
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acquisition.
Gregory was spurned by a 1ema1e ice s ater
"Give me a break," said New
and removed physically from her hotel room, Gerald Wilkins. "We might as well
was ecstatic about joining the Sixers.
the towel now."
"I know I can do the job," he said. "The
Larry Bird W&lt;!S also very worried.
decision to leave Wilkes was easy. I can't
d
believe I was forced to sit the bench behind Sixers go out and get Gregory, an
the basketball neophytes that were playing in nothing," lamented th e Celtic star.
handle this kid. We're sunk."
front of me.
d th h Pl ·
"Someone has finally recognized me for
Gregory was miffe at t e u
the basketball player that I am. I have hall of Inquirer and Philadelphia Daily News
fame potential in the NBA."
carry his signing as the top story ove
''I'm the biggest thing to hit thi
Charles Barkley, who got a firsthand taste since cheesesteaks and Buddy Ryan's
of Gregory's talents in an afternoon
said. "Some papers they turned out
scrimmage yesterday, agrees.
p
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"'The Boot' is where it~ at," he Forget MOVE.
eop e w1 now
commented. "This guy can shoot, can handle because of me."
the rock, and can pick a pocket. He's got
Wilkes coach Ron Rainey still
some serious ups and hang time. I can't believe the incredible happenings. "I
believe the little guy is only 5'10". He makes inclination that he was going to lea
Scott Brooks look like a grade-school
said. "I never really knew 'The B
third-stringer on the court."
that good. I guess I'm a poor eval
One thing Barkley didn't count on was the talent."
huge legion of female followers Gregory
"He sure is," said-Gregory, who
would attract to a routine afternoon practice.
Wilkes' first NBA signee. Wayne "
"I couldn't believe it," Barkley said, . Henninger, who led the nation in sco
shaking his head. "Beautiful women were
67.8 points per game this season, sp
everywhere chanting his name. I don't know · offer from the Charlotte Hornets last y
what this guy's got, but I'd sure like to find
"My education is more important
out."
:
Henninger said. "Apparently, that's
Forward Rick Mahorn wasn't as eager to
case with everybody."
accept Gregory and his popularity. After
Gregory outwrestled him for a rebound in the
"'Chum' was a fool," Gregory
scrimmage, the short-tempered Mahorn started "The NBA is where you should be,
to verbally abuse the newest Sixer.
MAC. I feel so confident, I'll gu
"You better watch it," Mahorn said. 'Tm championship.
"Hell, I'll guarantee five .
still the baddest boy here."
al ways delivers."
"Why don't you get shot?" Gregory
The Sixers certainly hope so.
retorted.

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Bacon Spons Writer

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New Sixer Jeff Gregory

Schannauer takes
Hogan's place in
Wrestlemania VI
by Waldo Wilbur Fudd
Bacon Wrestling Dude
TORONTO - In an announcement that is being called the "pin-fall
heard 'round the world," WWF Heavyweight champ Hulk Hogan dropped
out of pro wrestling's annual prom - Wrestlemania VI -:- i~ f~vor of his
latest calling. Hogan is expected to take over at the P1L mm1stnes as head
evangelist.
·
In an equally shocking move, WWF president Jack Tunney announced
that Wilkes University senior Steve Schannauer has been selected to
rclpace the Hulkster in the Main Event against the Ultimate Warrior.
"Schannauer represents to u everything a heavyweight wrestler
should be," said Tunney. "We were waiting for the right time to introduce
Stevie to the ring and Wrestlemania VI is the perfect vehicle for this
introduction."
.
"Thunderbolt" Schannauer and his manager "Diamond" John Reese
will officially gain possession of Hogan's belt tomorrow at a press
conference for the Sunday match.
"I just hope I'm not letting down all my little Hulkamaniacs. but I
heard a higher calling," said Hogan. "I just want all the boys an? g1~ls to
continue saying their prayers, eating their vitamins and pumping iron.
One day they may have 24-inch pythons like these," he said with a flex. ·
"Just as I would tear apart Hulk Hogan, I will disarm the
Thunderbolt," said an over-confident Warrior. ·
Schannauer remained quietly confident a?out how h.e felt about this
latest honor.
"This buries the NCAA tournament," he said. "Hell, Robert Goulet
will be singing the National Anthem. That's no knock on Gina Lupini,
but this is Goulet for God's sake."
Following Wrestlemania, Thunderbolt will tour with Reese and new
tag-team partner, the formerly retired Jesse "the Body" Ventura.

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