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Spring 2008

Volume 2

Issue 3

Senior Capstones

In This Issue:
•

Faculty Updates

2

•

Club Updates

2

•

Senior Spotlight

3

Women’s Studies
Conference

3

The Kirby Canon

4

Kuhar’s Corner

4

By Catherine Gallagher
Before graduating from Wilkes, seniors on the writing and literature tracks
are required to present a senior capstone. Students future goals are often
incorporated or directly relate to the topic of the capstone. Secondary Education
minors student teach, which is their capstone. According to Dr. Larry Kuhar,
the capstone consists of four main components:

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Professional Tip

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English Department
Focuses the Nation

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Ken Knelly
Workshop

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Wilkes University
Celebrates V-Day

7

Writers at Work

8

/As You Like It

8

Take the Words Out
of My Mouth!

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The application of skills learned in the academic career;
A self-reflective piece that expounds upon the student’s
overall academic growth;
A written component produced under the guidance of a fac­
ulty advisor; and
An oral component presented to English faculty and peers.

Capstones can be research-based or creative, depending the student’s
academic track. The student may also select a paper that he or she has worked on
in a particular class and, in conjunction with his or her mentor, develop the paper
into the capstone piece. At the end of the semester, capstones students give a
fifteen to twenty minute presentation, followed by questions from the
audience. Kuhar states, “This event serves to celebrate—in a formal, professional
way—the work and efforts needed to earn a degree.” Capstone presenters are

Visiting Poet
By Stefanie McHugh
Barbara DeCesare, author of Jigsaweyesore, Adrift, and Silent Type, will visit
Dr. Mischelle Anthony’s Advanced Workshop in Poetry course on April 15-16,
2008. On April 15, 2008, at 7:00pm, DeCesare will be featured in a special po­
etry reading, followed by a question and answer session. The poetry reading is
open to the public. DeCesare will also guest lecture during Anthony’s poetry

workshop on the following evening.

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Faculty Updates

accepted Dr. Mischelle Anthony’s manuscript of Lueinda; Or Tie M.^Me^er:
Syracuse University Press
A Scholarly Edition. The manuscript will be appearing in 2009.

•

•

Drs. Marcia Farrell and Chad Stanley are in the process of creating an online version of The Kirby Canon that
will appear on the English department homepage.

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Dr. Farrell is compiling an exhaustive
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Elizabeth Bowen. Farrell’s work is based on the “Selected Bibliography
the special Bowen issue of Modem Fiction Studies, 53.2.

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Dr. Patricia Heaman’s article on Dorothy Richardson’s sequence novel Pilgrimage,?, was published in Scribner’s
about Flora Thompson for the
volume XIII of the British Writers. Heaman is currendy working on an article
:
same series.

•

Dr. Robert Heaman presented a paper on Charles Dickens’ Our Mutual Friend to the Dickens Fellowship of
Haarlem in the Netherlands on March 6, 2008. Heaman is also a regular reviewer for The Dickens Quarterly.

Club Updates
•

The Inkwell

Wilkes in the World participated in V-Day by providing information about die rape crises in Africa. Students
were able to receive the information at both performances of The Vagina Monologues, at the Wilkes in the World
table.
Wilkes in the World also announced the official times and locations for the events taking place during the
upcoming Humanitarian Weekend that will be held from April 11—April 13, 2008. For more information
about Wilkes in the World’s participation in Humanitarian Weekend, contact Elizabeth Clark
(elizabeth.clark@wilkes.edu).

•

The international students at Wilkes held their second International Movie Night on February 25, 2008, from
6:00pm to 9:00pm in honor of the Punjabi students visiting the campus.

•

The new issue of The Manuscript will appear at the unveiling on Tuesday, April 29, 2008, at 11:00am, in the
Sordoni Art Gallery.

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Faculty Advisors: Dr. Marcia Farrell &amp; Dr. Maria Hebert-Leiter

Managing Editors: Melissa Bugdal &amp; Lauren Carey
Copy Editors: Elizabeth Clark, Virginia Hults, &amp; Kacy Muir

Layout &amp; Design Editor: Stefanie McHugh

Staff Writers: Sam Chiarelli, Justin Jones, Amy Kaspriskie, Matt Kogoy, &amp; David Lewis

Faculty Contributor: Dr. Larry Kuhar

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campus. A staff writer for The Beacon, president of the Comic Book Club, and
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I was a communications major and realized that I don’t like socially
forced conversation, so I decided to choose a back-up major. I picked English,
and it really stuck with me. I sort of clicked with English.
What has been your favorite English class here at Wilkes?
I really enjoyed taking Comparative Grammar. I think the way that Dr.
Hamill teaches is awesome. I think it’s interesting how he has the ability to
play with words and vocalize his interior monologue. The class was a lot of
fun.

You seem to be a very artistic person. How do the Ait and English
disciplines fit into your life?
I know that it seems cliche, but I see art in everything. Writing is
artistic—the way you position words on a page is important to the message and
essential to how you communicate with your audience. Writing and art invoke
emotional responses in both those who create and diose who observe. I think
that the fields of Art and English fit well together.

Photo Courtesy of Marissa
Phillips

What is your favorite book?
My favorite novel is A Complicated Kindness by Miriam Toews. I like it because the story and feel of the
book are very absurd, sincere, and awkward. I diink that those three words basically sum up the nature of real life.

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English is a very broad discipline. Do you have any plans to study a specific field in the future?
Honesdy, I enjoy studying basically everydiing. I am very indecisive, which is both a blessing and a curse.
I know that I will try to branch out into numerous fields of study as much as possible, so that I can soak up as

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Women’s Studies Conference
By Virginia Hults
The theme for the Women’s Studies Conference is “Masculinity—Femininity: Gender Through Time and
Across Cultures.” The conference will be held on March 27, 2008, at the Genetti’s Hotel and Conference Center

and will run in two sessions, from 9:30am to 11:30am, and from 2:00pm to 4:00pm.
Women’s Studies 101 students, along with Women’s Studies minors, will be presenting in each session.
The sessions, consisting of five to six presenters, are organized based on the content of the submissions.
Between the sessions, a discussion panel featuring faculty and students will focus on the overall theme of
the conference. Along with these discussions, a poster display/performance session by the Feminist Theory class

will take place in the main ballroom.

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What literary criticism best informs/mirrors your teaching style and/or

the way you prefer to approach a text? Why?
Interesting question: Do our reading and teaching approaches reflect
and reflect on our intellectual interests? It seems logical and reasonable to me
that we teach and communicate in ways that reflect our intellectual interests,
educations, backgrounds, and values. The most interesting professors and
classes probably blend critical approaches. By understanding and employing
different approaches (formalist, feminist, psychological, new historical, Marxist,
and post-structuralist, to name a few), we’re better able to read our Hved stories
and to read the world in which we live. Of course some texts are better read by
applying one critical approach over another. For example, we would want, I
think, to select a particular critical approach to analyze the (imprisoned)
condition of Princess Peach in Super Mario Galaxy and another to understand
the psychology of the first-person shooter in Call ofDuty.

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to some to elevate canonical, authorized (“elect”) writers over non-canonical, unauthorized (“preterite”) writers.
This is not my intention. In our culture of competition that demands winners, participation alone constructs
“winning.” But there’s a problem with this sort of “winning,” as even Vince McMahon would agree. To show
this, consider who would win these epic battles: William Langland’s strong-handed voice against William
Faulkner’s manipulation of perspective? Virginia Woolfs stream of consciousness or Marianne Moore’s collage
appmach? George Herbert’s shaped “royal rumble” poems or Ezra Pound’s (early) Pisan “royal rumble’’ cantos?
Mary Wdkins Freeman or Mary Rowlandson? Whose sleeper hold is stronger Tennyson or Emerson? Could e.e.
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Attention fans of Kuhar’s Corner!
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Lauren Carey (lauren.carey@wilkes.edu)
by April 15,2008.
Include volume and issue number in your responses
File Kuhar with your taxes!
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• Lie.
the trip ahead of time.
• Ask about salary and vacation time unless
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English Department Focuses the Nation
By Amy Kaspriskie
Focus on the Nation is an organization that developed a national teach-in on the effects of global warming.
According to the Focus on the Nation website, the teach-inl was devised in an effort to develop a dialogue in more
than one thousand colleges and universities, secondary and elementary schools, as well as religious and civic

organizations, and businesses to connect people with the nation s decision makers.
Wilkes University participation in the event was initiated by the leaders of the Focus on the Nation
committee on campus, Drs. Mike Case and Ned Fletcher. The teach-in, which was held on January 31, 2008,
engaged Wilkes University students and encouraged an interest in saving the environment. Guest professionals in
the field were invited to stimulate student interest by identifying solutions to the problem of global climate change.
The English department and other departments at Wilkes were united with the common goal of learning about
global warming and the effects of emissions and pollution on the environment.
Dr. Chad Stanley’s English 234 course focused specifically on the health of the environment by
integrating the topic of global warming into class discussions. Stanley stated that he incorporated global climate
change—in the context of evaluating the effects of human technological developments and practices on humanity
and various environments.” Though Stanley said he did not partake in the webcast directly, the discussion that he
and his class developed as a result alluded to the interest and development of global climate change as an issue that
is relevant in classroom discussion.
English 234 curriculum includes the analysis of texts such as Mary Shelley s Frankenstein and H.G. Wells s
The Time Machine. The discussion of technology in reference to the texts is relevant, Stanley indicates, because the
negative effects of technological practices on the environment and industrial production fit into the coursework.
The novels provide a context for both current global climate research and the long-term effects of
technology. Wells’ vision of the ultimate end of the Earth was accompanied with environmental changes in the
text. “In The Time Machine, H. G. Wells is speculating as to how industrial production, forms of work, and our
ways of living might eventually alter the human on a microcosmic, basically genetic, level. The question of global
climate change asks us to reconsider, to healthily question, how industrial production and our ways of living alter
the macrocosm of the global environment,” Stanley said.
Accompanying Stanley with the inclusion of environmental considerations in coursework is Dr. Mischelle
Anthony. Anthony, like Stanley, brought up the event in her English classes, most specifically her English 101
courses. She indicated to her students that the issue would be a good topic for research in the course.
Also, Anthony’s English 303: Advanced Creative Writing: Poetry course attended the webcast. The
students then wrote a poem based on their knowledge of global warming and the event. Anthony said that the
experience “was a good time to reflect on the realities of our earth, to transcend the traditional [poetry] workshop,
and then to bring it all back for an enriching conversation.” Anthony also added, “Awareness and action to
combat and raise awareness about climate change is part of who we are in tire English discipline. We’re all about
slowing down and paying attention, contemplating the world around us and our own interpretations of it. That’s
what the Focus on the Nation event asks us to do.” The Focus on the Nation website can be accessed from the
Wilkes Portal.

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another installment of the annual Vagina Monologues. The show
raises awareness about violence against women and girls, and
helps to bring feminine topics into perspective. Senior English
major, Lauren Carey, has been involved with the project for
four years and was excited to reflect on the show. “I think the
audience reaction was better this year than in any other year.
People got really involved, and there was a lot of laughter,” said
Carey.
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Carey added, “That was especially cool because some of the women performing to that area last year for
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English Department in helping to spread the word: “The English department is especially receptive to the
Monologues. Most of the professors announce the performance dates to their classes. I’d be willing to bet that is
how most of our student audience found out about the show. And I thank them for that.”
The show is known for both its message and its humor. Elementary Education major Sherilyn Jones
noted that her favorite monologue was performed by Caroline Ursillo. Jones stated, “All women can relate to the
Angry Vagina’ rant, but no one ever says diat kind of thing in public.” Jones also admitted that the show was
great because it allows subjects to be discussed that would not be accepted in any other context.
With Carey and long-time partner Nicole Leader graduating in the spring, The Vagina Monologues will have
to continue to evolve without two of its stars. According to the cast, Angela D’Allesandro, a freshman Pre­
Pharmacy major, will be running the production in the future. Her excitement and enthusiasm helped to earn her
the position.
Carey is sad to leave the project behind, but proud of her
achievements. “I think we raise more awareness each time around,”
she said. “I hope that continues after I’m gone.”
V-Day t-shirts are still available for $10 and will be on sale at
Humanitarian Weekend. See Dr. Mischelle Anthony, the faculty
advisor for The Vagina Monologues, for more details.

If you are interested in joining The Inkwell staff,
please contact:
Dr Marcia Farrell (marcia.farrell@wilkes.edu)
or
Dr Maria Hebert-Leiter (maria.hebertleiter@wilkes.edu)
for more details

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Writers at Work
By Matt Kogoy and David Lewis
Dr. Larry Kuhar will soon be presenting the third annual Writers at Work panel discussion. The event,
which is open to students, faculty, and the local community, offers the opportunity to hear career stories and learn
about communication practices from professionals working in business and industry fields. For anyone mterested
in the writing profession, Writers at Work is a great opportunity to become better acquainted with the field. Look
in Kirby Hall for information regarding the date and time of the event.

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On Friday, November 14, 2008, Dr. Janet
Starner’s English 332: Studies in Sixteenth-Century
Literature class visited The Walter H. and Leonore
Annenberg Rare Book and Manuscript Library of the
Van Pelt Dietrich Library at the University of
Pennsylvania. The students met with the curator of
the collection, Dr. Daniel Traister, who educated
them on sixteenth-century printing and publication
practices. Traister also provided the students with the opportunity to see and handle rare manuscripts and
books, such as William Shakespeare’s First Folio and a unique copy of Lady Mary Wroth’s romance The
Countess ofMontgomery’s Urania, first published in 1621. This copy of Wroth’s romance contains marginal
corrections in Wroth’s own hand, and Traister believes these annotations may be the only direct critiques
by a canonical author in a first edition of his or her work.

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Elizabeth Clark

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Jackie Butwinski &amp; Ginny
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Guest Contributor:

Dr. Larry Kuhar

The English department offers many interesting and valuable courses which cover a variety of
topics. Some courses students may consider taking in the spring semester include:
English 203, Introduction to Creative Writing: Dr. Mischelle Anthony’s course will focus on the
diverse aspects of creative writing, including short stories, novels, screenwriting, poetry, and creative
nonfiction. Students will practice critiquing the works of their peers and revising their own material,
finishing the course with a completed portfolio. For writing track students, this course is one option in
order to complete the required number of credits needed to obtain their degree.
English 281, Survey of American Literature I: Dr. Sean Kelly’s course will cover writings from
the early Puritan period through the 1850s. Students will be reading poetry, propaganda pieces, and journal
entries. Students also will be using critical perspectives in order to further their study of the course material.
Along with fulfilling the required survey credits, this course is an important foundation to English majors.
English 342, Studies in Shakespeare: Dr. Janet Starner’s course will cover the plays and poems of
William Shakespeare’s collective works. Students will study different types of Shakespearian plays,
including history, comedy, and tragedy. The course also will explore Shakespeare’s poetic endeavors, such as
the sonnet form. Students enrolled in this course will be traveling to Folger Shakespeare Library in
Washington, D.C. to experience a live performance of one of Shakespeare’s plays. This course will not only
further develop the students’ knowledge of Shakespeare but also English literature and writing. Students
should take this course to better understand one of the greatest influences on literature in English.

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By Jackie Butwinski

Volumes, a book club sponsored by Sigma Tati Delta, held its first meeting on October 21, 2008.
Volumes is a project aligned with Sigma Tau Delta’s approaches to the spread of literacy and aims to
generate fun, in-depth group discussions about selected reading material. All reading material is suggested
and voted on by Volumes participants. Participants are encouraged to vote for spring 2009 reading
material in early December. Meetings for the fall semester take place biweekly on Tuesday nights from
7:00-8:30 pm in Stark Learning Center (SLC) 160. Students interested in participating are encouraged to
email Lauren Mannion(lauren.mannion@wilkes.edu) with any questions.

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Assistant Debra Archavage, married Ron Trapasso in Watertown, MA.

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Three of the English faculty will present papers at the Northeast Modern Language Association
Conference in Boston, MA on February 26 through March 1, 2009: Trisha Brady (“H.D.’s
Trilogy and the Task of the Poet: Hatching Butterflies from ‘Litde Boxes’ of Trauma” on the
panel “Twentieth-Century American War Narratives: Representing Trauma ; Brady is also the
organizer of this panel); Dr. Chad Stanley (“Simulated War/Simulated Trauma on the panel
“Twentieth-Century American War Narratives: Representing Trauma”); and Dr. Sean Kelly
(“The Art of Sympathy: Hawthorne and the Pre-Raphaelites” on the panel “Art and NineteenthCentury American Literature”; Kelly is also the chair of this panel).

Additionally, Brady presented “Representing the Trauma of War: H.D.’s Trilogy” at Lifting Belly
High: A Conference on Women’s Poetry Since 1900 at Duquesne University in Pittsburg, PA in September 2008.
•

Nominate your professor or advisor for the Outstanding Advisor Award or the Innovative and Non-traditional Teaching Award.
Nomination forms can be found in the Henry Student Center, 2nd floor mail room. For more information, contact Dr. Lisa
Kadlec (lisa.kadlec@wilkes.edu).

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Dr. Marcia Farrell’s book review of Sophie Ratcliffe’s On Sympathy will be published in Consiousness, Literature and the Arts. Farrell
also presented “What about Hercules?: Elizabeth Bowen’s Silenced Children in The Last September at the Modernist Studies
Association Conference on Friday, November 14 in Nashville, TN.

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On Saturday, December 6, 2008, students from Dr. Janet Starner’s English 332: Studies in Sixteenth-Century Literature class and
Dr. Thomas Hamill’s English 397: Allegories of Reading in Medieval Literature class will attend the Undergraduate Conference in
Medieval and Early Modern Studies at Moravian College in Bethlehem, PA. Ninety-two students from 32 institutions will be
presenting at this event

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December 2, 2008, from 10:00 am to 5:00 pm on the first floor of the Henry
Student Center. This semester’s proceeds will be donated to YouthAIDS, an
education and prevention program designed to help stop the spread of AIDS.

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Dr. Chad Stanley is proud to announce the winners of the 2008 Kirby Canon essay contest: Laureen Jones (English 101)- Sara
Crolick (English 120); Lauren Mannion (English 201); Neil Kocher (200-level course); and Angelina Teutonico (300-level course) *
The Kirby Canon is a collection of winning student essays from the 2007-2008 academic year, in the categories of English 101,120, 201
200-level, and 300-level courses. AU submissions were either faculty or self-nominated. The Kirby Canon showcases well-written
academic essays and is used by faculty as a teaching mechanism in die classroom. Submissions for the 2008-2009 academic
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Mike Elias, a long-time resident of Wilkes-Barre, PA is completing an English degree with a minor in
Secondary Education, with tire hopes to be accepted into a Master’s program for English Literature.
dinonally, Elias is also an active member of Sigma Tau Delta, as well as an employee of Cardoni &amp; Associates.
Besides reading (of course), Elias spends his free time golfing, running, and hanging out with friends.
If you had to choose one English course here at Wilkes as your favorite, what would it be?
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My favorite book is Tuesdays With Morrie-, it was given to me by my father to read whenever I was
having a bad day, week, month, etc., and it worked. I’ve learned more lessons from that book than any other I
have ever read. However, my favorite author would have to be Hemingway. I find it amazing how he can write so simply, yet incorporate
so much detail. Also, he rarely explains the morals of his stories. I like extracting my own ideas and meaning from his work.
If you could choose a vacation spot based on something you have read in your English studies at Wilkes, where would it be and
why?
I like this question. I want to hang out in Spain with the characters from The Sun Also Rises. They simply enjoy life. What is better
than being with friends, hanging out, and just living life somewhat carefree?

Who has been the most influential professor you have encountered at Wilkes?
Dr. Hamill has to be the most influential professor/teacher I’ve ever had for two reasons. He does an excellent job nf making
whatever he is teaching interesting, and which facilitates better work from the students because they are engaged into his lesson. More
importantly, he wants us to succeed and produce the best work possible. When you have someone who is always willing to help (with class­
work or life) and constantly pushes you further, your work always improves. I can look back on all the work I have done for his classes and
honestly say, “I have really come a long way since my freshman year.” There is a distinct difference between a teacher who helps
you improve your work simply for a better grade and a teacher who motivates you to get a better grade because he or she sees potential, even
if you may not.
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Where is Thomas Pynchon?
While some paparazzi-inclined scholars have written that Pynchon lives in Greenwich Village with his
companion and son, I think that we can be assured that Pynchon currently lives in Plains awaiting silent Trystero’s
empire.

What role does the Internet play in shaping our academic identities?
Here’s an easy question requiring a brief response. In Wallace Stevens’ poem, “The Snow Man,” Stevens’
speaker “beholds I Nothing that is not there and the nothing that is.” This is kind of how I feel about the
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net. Each interface impacts our ability to “behold” in powerful ways even as we acknowledge that this impact is
often subtle, impersonal, and routinized. This constructs a quiet ambiguity: An unaware/awareness that our identity is being shaped in
clandestine,’unconscious, primal ways even as the impersonal forces at work/play on the net powerfully promote personal growth,
intellectual freedom, and a dissolution of harmful hierarchies. We type rather than talk; we blog rather than get together; and we construct
self-awareness privately in language and signs rather that in contact with reality and people. Does this result in a diminished or elevated
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Tag who is enrolled in Dr. Starner’s 16th Century Literature class or Dr. Anthony’s American Novel class. While this frees us from some
stereotyping and hierarchies, it also risks replacing life with simulation and reality with games, MUDS, and chat rooms. Whether we’re
researching surfing, or blogging, our interface with language is often elevated in subtle yet meaningfill ways. This impacts our identities
because we’re silent in the production of responses to stimuli beyond the printed words, blue trim, and white space of the web text.
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range from failure of the particular assignment to failure of the course.
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professors are available for consultation.
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Like speakers in Wallace Stevens’ poems, we’re disembodied voices miming interpersonal interactions through the keyboard s click,
click, click. Our fingers poised above obscure web links, a nearly infinite list of Google sources, or a virtual reality game maneuver, we
possess a kind of pro-active, self-composing responsiveness to textual stimuli that would otherwise be unavailable to many of us. This
shapes our academic identities by sparking our imaginations about who we can become even if only in a simulated, cyber-spacial way.
While web presence is only slightly similar to our traditional, isolated academic work in library space, we’re not in the library
anymore, Dorothy. The Internet uniquely promotes this kind of textual presence—a self-awareness about becoming who we want to
become. In this way being on the web mimics the highest ideals of education. As a result, I think, we become better readers of our world,
our literature, and our own stories because our world and our stories are formed and told to us—now more than ever—through the web.
Whether we like it or not, we are engaged in a Baudrillardian simulation of self through our mind’s work to process Internet experiences.
To understand this experience as positive, we must, like John Barth’s speaker in “Lost in the Funhouse,” see ourselves as makers
of our own universes. We need to affirm that we’re accountable for the story even if the surface (web) representation of self is often
routinized and flat. In my opinion, we need to affirm how tire Internet powerfully influences our identity even as we confirm that
participation permits an available frontier, parallel universe into being—interestingly, a goal for the best creative writers, academic critics, and
English majors. The parallel (web) universe superimposes its structures and meaning-making processes on our brains’ cognitive functions.
I think this is a benefit for our academic identities because these experiences are not presented finally in isolation or extinction of
other reality or experiences (i.e., the binary is denied). Ironically (and perhaps sadly), the net may serve our academic identities most
powerfully by presenting us with (virtual) space for what we appreciate most in our work as students and teachers: The need for knowledge,
the power to locate ourselves in settings that answer this call, and the cry for others to confirm our human identities. As Stevens’ speaker
suggests, “One must have a mind of winter... / not to think / Of any misery in the sound of the wind... Which is the sound of the land /
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In this Issue:

Issue 3

Spring 2009

Faculty Updates

2

Renjiqder: CqglLrti Jc^olar/^ip Opportunity
By Sabrina Hannon &amp; Melissa Leet

Mid-Level Certification

2

Club Updates

3

Women’s Studies Conference

3

“The message was sent with high
importance”: the Early Fires of
Email Apocalypse

4

Library Enhancements

4

Kuhar’s Corner

5

Creative Writing Speakers

5

Senior Spotlight: Lisa Zelinski

6

Faculty Office Listings

6

Wilkes Student Attends
Presidential Inauguration

7

The Manuscript Releases First
Hardcover Edition

7

Unique Teaching Methods in
English 101 Courses

8

Starner to Publish Book

9

“No, I’m not going to work in Fast
Food”: or, How Majors Find
Viable Job Opportunities

10

Name that Slogan

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The Inkwell Staff

Faculty Advisor:
Dr. Marcia Farrell

The Patricia Boyle Heaman and Robert J. Heaman Scholarship is awarded
annually to a junior or senior student on the literature track. The recipient of this
award is selected by a committee of English faculty members based on
demonstrated excellence in English studies, potential for advanced study in
English, scholarship and financial need. Preference will be given to students from
the Wyoming Valley.
Applications for these scholarships are to be sent to Dr. Larry Kuhar no
later than April 20, 2009. Students are asked to write letters of application
identifying their accomplishments and rationales according to the scholarship’s
criteria.
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The following list is the senior capstone presentation schedule for the
Spring 2009 semester:

Managing Editors:
Melissa Bugdal &amp; Stefanie McHugh
Assistant Editor:
Matthew Kogoy

Senior Copy Editors:
Jackie Butwinski &amp; Virginia Hults

April 29, 2009:
Student
Wesley Kinter
Mike Elias
Stefanie McHugh

Faculty Advisor
Mischelle Anthony
Larry Kuhar
Marcia Farrell

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April 30, 2009:
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Virginia Hults
Melissa Bugdal

Faculty Advisor
Marcia Farrell
Janet Starner

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5:00pm
5:30pm

Copy Editor:
Elizabeth Clark

Staff Writers:
John Acito, Chris Bednar, Jami
Butczynski, Rachel Cannuli, Sara Crolick,
Sabrina Hannon, Justin Jones, Amanda
Kaster, Melissa Leet, Lauren Mannion,
Philip Muhlenberg, &amp; Desiree Wren
Faculty Contributors:
Drs. Thomas A. Hamill &amp; Larry Kuhar

Capstones will be presented in the Salon on the first floor of Kirby Hall.
All are invited to attend.
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Dr. Helen Davis will be presenting an essay, “New Feminist Narratologies,” in a roundtable discussion at the
International Narrative Conference. The conference will be held June 3, 2009 through June 6, 2009, in Birmingham,

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England.

Dr. Marcia Farrell recendy served as an outside judge on the selection committee for the Troy University Robertson
Scholarship. The Troy University student who won was awarded a scholarship of $200.
Additionally, Farrell was a member of the Nature vs. Nurture roundtable discussion at the Wilkes University Women

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Studies Conference, which took place on March 31, 2009.
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Jack Grier recently contributed to The Bedford Glossary of Critical Terms, 3rd edition, a core text for his English 120 classes.
In the past, Grier contributed to The Bedford Reader, 10* edition, the central text in his English 101 classes, and The
Norton Anthology ofAmerican literature, a core text in his English 281 and 282 classes.

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Dr. Thomas Hamill’s essay, “Cockfighting as Cultural Allegory in Early Modern England, will be published in the
Spring 2009 issue (32.9) of The Journal ofMedieval and Early Modem Studies. Hamill examines the sport of cockfighting as a
method for limiting social relations and identities in early modern England. Within early modern allegories, Hamill locates
conflicting systems of meaning that at once affirm and disrupt anthropological distinctions between human and animal
activity and the anthropocentric ideologies that construct such demarcations.”

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Drs. Mischelle Anthony, Helen Davis, and Chad Stanley, along with Ms. Amanda Licastro and students Ashley
Filipek, Erin Guydish, Wesley Kinter, and Stefanie McHugh, conducted a panel presentation at the College English
Association Conference on March 28,2009, in Pittsburgh, PA.

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On March 24 and 25, 2009, Drs. Helen Davis and Marcia Farrell hosted a Brown Bag Lunch focused on job
opportunities available to English majors. Students learned ways to market the skills learned in university English classes.
The second Brown Bag Lunch is scheduled for April 21 and 22, 2009, at 12:00pm to discuss graduate school
application packets. The lunch will be held in Davis and Farrell’s offices, respectively.

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Due to regulations provided by the Pennsylvania Department of Education (PDE), students seeking a degree in what was
once elementary education (K - 6) will need to complete a different sequence of courses to gain their certification. PDE’s is split­
ting the elementary education levels, separating them into two categories, which encompass pre-K through fourth grade and the
newly formed “middle school,” for the fourth through eighth grades. Middle school certification will allow students to major in
Education with a concentration in English Language Arts, Social Studies, Mathematics, or Science, preparing Education majors to
become generalists as well, so long as they complete either studies in Math or Science and then either Social Studies or English.
To date, PDE has not changed the secondary certification requirements; the grades one could teach for this level remain
seven through twelve. Despite the new configuration of courses, students aiming to achieve middle school certification could also
become certified on the secondary level by taking the necessary English credits to achieve the major, as well as one additional Edu­
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Boxes for the book drive can be found throughout campus.
New members will be inducted into Sigma Tau Delta on April 19, 2009, at 2:00pi&gt;m on the second floor of the Henry
Student Center.

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Wilkes in the World organized two Stich-A-Thons: one on December 2, 2008, and another on March 24, 2009. The
club raised more than $400 for their two chosen charities: YouthAIDS and the Apage Child Care Center in South
Africa.

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The Manuscript Society will unveil the Spring 2009 issue on
April 28, 2009, at 11:00am in the Sordoni Art Gallery. All are
invited to attend.
Additionally, The Manuscript held two poetry readings in th&lt;le
Sordoni Art Gallery: the first on February 10, 2009, and
the second on April 7, 2009.

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The Fencing Club will currendy hold meetings at their new
location at 47 North Franklin Street in Wilkes-Barre, PA.
Meetings are every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 6:00pm
to 8:00pm for the remainder of the Spring 2009 semester.
Additionally, on March 22, 2009, the Fencing Club hosted a
team epee competition, in which die Wilkes team placed second.
For more information about lessons and competitions,
contact Stefanie MlcHugh (stefanie.mchugh@wilkes.edu) or
Dr. Dan MlcCune (dan.mccune@wilkes.edu).

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Wilkes University hosted the 4th annual Women’s Studies
Conference on March 31, 2009, at the Best Western Genetti
Hotel on Public Square. This year’s theme was “Exploring
Difference and the Science of the Sexes.” Women’s Studies
professor Theresa Kintz encouraged all students in her Women’s
Studies 101 course to participate. Featured in this year’s
conference was a panel discussing the Nature versus Nurture
debate. Moderated by Dr. Linda Paul, the panel included Drs.
Michael Davidson, Marcia Farrell, Thersea Kintz, Ebonie
Stringer, and students Wesley Kinter, Ashley Laratta, Luke
Reidenauer, and Stephen Thomas. In addition to this panel,
students participated in small group panel and roundtable
discussions along with the conference’s first-ever poetry slam.
Topics included: “Women and the Body Politics,” “Exploring Gender Liv&lt;-es,” “Come a Long Way, Baby?,” “Gender and
Popular Culture,” “The Male Gaze and the Idealization of the Feminine,” “Women Behaving Badly,” “The Changing
Feminist Muse,” “Gender in Verse,” “American Women at Mid-Twentieth Century: From the Domestic World of I Dove
Duty to Student Protests and the Counterculture,” “Codes of Gender in Language and Literature,” “Women and Crime,” and

“Women Writing: Gender Construction through the Ages.”
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email from one of my own students that induced a disquieting (and as yet unceasing) atavistic trajectory, a return to my
curmudgeonly self. The issue was not so much the email message, but rather the bloated scarlet exclamation point that marred its
presence in my INBOX. When I opened the message, I saw that the exclamation point signified a message-within-a-message:
“This message was sent with High importance.” The sender’s email asked me to (I m paraphrasing here) please hurry up, read, and
address its contents.
After ranting to my wife, Lisa, for several hours about this development, I took up a passive aggressive approach with the
student: I replied to his original message from the week before, refusing, less admirably than David a year earlier, to acknowledge
the legitimacy of what I had come to call “the exclamation.” I never mentioned my concerns to the student. However, I soon
declared publicly that I would henceforth automatically delete all “exclamations” that blighted my INBOX with the trumpet
sounds of the new apocalypse: the death of rhetoric, ushered in by its own pale horse, a mare reified and colorized as punctuation
and priority.
A few weeks later, I received a message from a different student. I use the word “message” here loosely; what I received
was a late paper, attached to text-less white box. I quickly learned that I had, apparently, enough information in the “Subject”
heading, which read “ResponsePaper2” and hinted at a more perfect syntax, a land of MS Office Suite operational efficiencies.
Forgetting my new context, I sent an “actual” virtual communication back, thanking the student for sending his/her paper and
no ng that I would grade his/her essay as soon as I could. I never said anything to the student, but I quickly recognized that the
attachment, message-less, bore another sign of pestilence, and that more signs would follow
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sophistication, and purpose to her role. While “progress” is not always positive, this
election shows us anything is possible in our personal and national stories. It shows us
democracy can work. This election is a story we needed to know again, one that tells us
Photo Courtesy of Stefanie McHugh who we are, who we can be, and how we can get there. Moreover, who would have
thought we would have a president who would fill out his March Madness tournament
brackets on ESPN?
Did you watch the Superbowl?
Yes, in between re-readings of Pynchon’s Gravity's Rainbow and Cormac McCarthy’s No Countyfor Old Men, I was able to set
aside nearly three hours and thirty minutes to watch the game. Great game. The commercials—average. As an “old dog” myself,
I was rooting for the Kurt-Warner-led Cardinals. As a Duquesne grad and a person who loves the city of Pittsburgh, I was rooting
for the Steelers’ steel-curtain ethos to prevail. But that’s old news.
Let’s talk March Madness. Which 12 seed will upset a 5 seed? Why has President Obama selected North Carolina when
he must know that Ty Lawson’s toe is a problem? (After all, the president showed his B-ball acumen when he pointed out that
Oklahoma, even with Blake Griffin’s return, only plays “seven guys.”) But let’s get “academic.” March Madness, as a structure,
informs and parallels many of the lessons we learn in our English classes. Studying the March Madness paradigm, we see how an
over-structured plot (the brackets, single elimination) fails to reveal an absolute story (who can predict next week’s heroes?). March
madness is, after all, an American story. This may be its lasting merit. Just like the Super Bowl, it will unfold like good stories do:
Full of surprise, told through the experiences of engaging characters, and formed outside our ordinary experience. I might even
find fifty minutes—after finishing DeLillo’s Mao II—to watch a game!

As an educator, what are the most common errors you see in student writing, and how do you approach them?
Interesting question because it focuses on “errors.” To me, this word—“errors”—constructs as disciplinary and punitive.
Good writing is good thinking; however, bad writing is not necessarily bad thinking. It s often the result of a failed or incomplete
process. Good writers understand clearly the importance of process; less successful writers often do not. One common pitfail is a
failure to adapt writing to meet an audience’s expectations and needs. Do you write the same way for all of your professors? This
alone shows the complicated nature of audience for student writers in academic settings. Because academic readers value
interesting arguments and insightful ideas, the best academic writing is the result of solid critical thinking. The best academic
writing manifests in a clearly ordered structure (at the sentence, paragraph and essay levels), solid research (at the primary and
secondary source levels), and, above all, a clear voice (at the idea level). I prefer to approach common errors by focusing on the
writing process. But, to be honest, I often feel it is a real challenge to “teach” an effective process, and I do not enjoy identifying
“errors.” I am comfortable with suggesting that improvement can be achieved in revision. In fact, this response needs more

structure and voice. Don’t you think?

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has been a stepping stone to her most valuable experience of self discovery.
Zelinski joined Wilkes’ English program in Fall 2007. Zelinski is a mem er o
Delta Pi, works as a Peer Consultant in the Writing Center, and serves as the vice presi e
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a concentration in Web Design. After graduation from King’s College, Zelinski built an
impressive resume, working as a web designer and project manager.
Despite Zelinski’s success in the business world, she yearned to do something more rewar ng. e ns reminisces,
“When I was in high school, I was very involved in community service, but when I got to college I was wor g
the time
and the classes were overwhelming. I just felt like something was lacking. I was in a job [as a web designer] where I was
making other people money.” Zelinski expresses her following revelation, claiming, “I think people always strive for balance
in their lives and something was not right—so that is when I decided to leave for the Peace Corps.
Zelinski’s describes her first impressions of her experience in the Peace Corps. She claims, That was my first time
living away from home. We did the training process for three months with everyone, but then you are on your own. I was
the only American in my town of 20,000.” Zelinski adds about her early apprehensions, “The most difficult thing to
experience when moving to Africa was that [Benin is] a French-speaking country, and I was saying things like bonjour wrong.
It was very hard to assimilate in that way.”
In Benin, Zelinski served as a teacher, offering her students basic information regarding business management.
Zelinski also served as the official Web Design Consultant for the Northern Region of Benin, as well as the Treasurer of
Gender and Development (GAD), a club which reached out to girls in the school systems and sponsored many women’s
group projects. Zelinski speaks of her most valuable discovery while in Benin, saying, “The first part of Peace Corps is
educating people about America. The flip side is coming home and explaining the country you were in to Americans.”
Although Zelinski’s experience in the Peace Corps remains a significant part of her life, Zelinski appreciates the
ability to return to school at Wilkes. Zelinski explains, “I feel like I have a second family. I came in kind of as a stranger, and
Ashley Filipek thought I was 19, which is a total ego boost. I came to Wilkes as a stranger and am leaving with good
connections with faculty. I feel like I have made lifelong friends, and I know I have a second family who would do anything
for me. It all means so much.”

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David Cook, a freshman majoring in English and Communications
attended one of the most important events in America’s rich and varied
history. On January 20, 2009, Barack Obama was sworn in as the first
African American president of the United States, an event that transcended
this country’s past racial tensions and ushered in a new era of American
history. Cook witnessed this momentous occasion thanks to a wellchoreographed debate circuit and some aid from Congressman Paul
Kanjorski.
Cook viewed the inaugural address as a “good way to address
policy.” Obama distanced himself from his recognizable “Yes, we can!”
approach and took the opportunity to tackle specifics, such as the growing
threat of enemy activity against die United States. Afterwards, Cook
admitted some of his “generalized fear [had been] taken away,” and that he
respected and appreciated the way Obama addressed policy in his speech.
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At the end of the day, Cook still held his reservations, but with a
more positive outlook than before. Acknowledging that President Obama has some exceeding standards to meet, and that
an inability to live up to these expectations could lead to bitterness among supporters and non-supporters alike, Cook still
feels hopeful the new administration will bring about a positive change for the country. As long as the government remains
“responsive to the people,” and the Obama administration entitles the American citizens to specifics and, more importantly,
the truth, this country can “expect its government to do something right.” Only the next four years can truly tell.

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of poetry, stories, art, and photography composed by Wilkes
students, faculty and alumni. The intricate cover design sets
the fall issue of The Manuscript apart from previous issues.
The executive editor of The Manuscript, Virgina
Hults, describes the complicated process taken to compose
last semester’s issue. Hults states, “We made each cover
individually, starting with the gluing of the cloth to the in
boards, 700 boards total. The next step was to cut and glue
each of the 700 boards to the end pages, which neede to e
pressed once completed. The 350 books were then
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As part of the general education requirements at Wilkes University, all
students must take English 101: Composition. Professors within the
English Department provide instruction for students of all majors,
enabling them to write at the collegiate level. However, English faculty
use a variety of pedagogical techniques to meet the course objectives,
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assignments.
For example, Dr. Helen Davis used the presidential election as
the core focus of her Fall 2008 English 101 class and gender, race, and
class in the Spring 2009 class as ways to examine writing and identity,
whereas Dr. Marcia Farrell used the current edition of The Best
American Travel Writing to encourage her students to develop arguments

about global issues.
Dr. Janet Starner and Mr. Jack Grier focus on teaching various approaches to writing to help students from
different majors. Starner teaches her students to use several writing styles to develop an awareness of tone. Starner s
students are also taught to use academic language appropriately. Grier employs The Bedford Beader to model different styles of
writing. Concentrating on research methods, Grier stresses the importance of supporting different points of view.
Drs. Mischelle Anthony and Chad Stanley employ visual learning in their pedagogy. Anthony tells her students
that creativity in writing has a specific purpose by focusing on course goals. She also provides her students with the
opportunity to volunteer at the local domestic violence shelter as means for inspiring higher-level thinking. Stanley, on the
other hand, focuses on the analysis of toys, games, and play as a way to examine how gender and economic positions
influence social identity. Through John Berger’s Ways ofSeeing students examine how art, images, toys, music, play, and
advertisements function as a way of re-reading their cultural and world view.
Dr. Sean Kelly’s methods concentrate on discussion-oriented and small group work, emphasizing questions of
identity and ethics. Students use their knowledge of philosophical readings to inform responses to tone, logic, and personal
experiences.
Integrating service, personal narrative, and product analysis into his class discussion, Dr. Thomas Hamill guides his
students to a deeper understanding of “argumentation and evidence based claims [that] privileges critical analysis.” Hamill
notes, “For their final essay, students must identify an everyday object and
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able to partake in conversations with the students on what they were writing and how their writing related to the readings. I
attended class as often as was possible, and spent the rest of my time in the Writing Center for consultations. Sometimes
Bugdal would write “up a mock ‘zero draft’ of the papers” that “Dr. Starner would use as a model with the class to show
them that writing is the same for all people—we all have to start somewhere with basic ideas.
For Ms. Amanda Licastro, Writing Mentor Ashley Filipek conducted an activity that critically examined pack
mentality and the notion of competition in the classroom. By assigning students one of two sides of a topic such as go
warming or another popular culture issue, she moderates an in-class debate after which the students assess the strengths o
each others arguments. For example, a recurring debate in her class is the comparison and contrast of apples and oranges.
The winning team receives the fruit that they defended as a prize
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search as a nearly full-time job to land their positions by sending out numerous applications, hoping or a an u o
interviews that could lead to at least one or two campus visits, and then a job offer. Even so, many of e ac ty spent years
working as part-time instructors while looking for a position. Applying takes work, creativity, and, arguably e most

important, TIME—lots of time and patience.
English majors possess a particular skill set which sets them apart from the average job seeker; they have the
preparation that puts them above many other, more technical majors because of course objectives that focus on how to
research and problem-solve in order to unpack difficult texts. Such abilities relate to being able to decipher all types of
documents, artifacts, conversations, lectures, seminars, packaging, etc.
The most common complaint universities and colleges receive from employers about recent graduates on the job
market is about the inability of candidates to write. While such a statement is vague and not entirely helpful, these employers
seem to suggest that many newly-minted BA/BS graduates have not mastered the following:
• the standards and conventions of Standard
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types of activities and practices that allow them to fine-tune their written communication skills and therefore offers them the
preparation needed to combat such complaints.
Another issue is that many people in the workplace do not understand collaborative projects. Peer-review sessions
and group projects offered to English majors are actually training tools to help condition them for the collaborative
environment that is the workplace.
What can English majors do?
Our faculty know several English graduates who:

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including plastics, manufacturing, credit card
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work in college Admissions Offices

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descriptions that keep the companies certified in quality standards for their industries. The key is to contact a business and
see if the company is hiring or could use a writer on staff. Remember, though, the goal of the cold call and the resume is not
to get a job; the goal is to get the interview. At the interview, candidates should attempt to convince the potential employer
that they are best suited for hire.
Also, remember candidates have to work their way up through the company to become editors or managers, especially if
they are at a publishing company. If a candidate is seriously considering the editorial path, he or she will probably also need
to eventually obtain advanced degrees in English, too. Many editors have at least a Masters and often a Ph.D.; how else will
they fine-tune their judgment of taste? To edit, one might work as a gofer or a fact-checker, or sometimes even a runner or
assistant to an editor. Eventually, once a candidate proves him or herself, he or she may work his or her way up to junior
editor. Then, after some time has past (generally more than a year or two) one might be given his or her first project as the
lead editor. Becoming a senior editor takes time, talent, and a lot of hard work.
Majors should also keep in mind that the Writing Track (WT) at Wilkes is particularly useful to students who choose to
go into fields other than teaching for a number of reasons:
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the WT gives students practice at the kinds of writing that will be paramount and necessary in the professional
world;

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the WT allows students to examine the skills and traits that they can include in their cover letters as that which

makes them qualified for various positions;
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the WT works on building students’ vocabulary, familiarity with different types of writing situations, ability to write
different types of documents, flexibility in terms of authorship, and critical assessment skills because they learn not
only how to construct different documents for different types of audiences but also how to critique the effectiveness

of writing situations and products in terms of their purposes; and
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stand above the typical college-grad job application materials that do not really sell the skill set that they learn.

That is, many college grads try to sell the degree, not what they can do with it. English majors ate taught how to sell what
they were taught, and doing so can lead to some fairly lucrative jobs. The Writing Track uniquely prepares smdents for these
opportunities)especially in English 202, 203, 218, 225, 228, 303, and 308. If students want to do anythmg other than
teaching they really ought to take many of these courses in addition to the literature core.
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Majors should not discount the value of the English 190 programs, either. For example, English 190 A: T&amp;fvWAs
a pre-professional experience that not only allows staff to work on a professional pubhcation that is ismbuteI to ma,ors,
minors, faculty interested undergraduates administrators, and prospecnve students, but also provtdes staff wnh a careM
assessment ofthtworkWMO B: ih,M&lt;,nuScrif^ an opportunity to.obtain..tasteof the publishing world as staffers
choose, edit and publish a collection of original materials. And, English 190 C: Wrmng Mentor allows die opportunity to be
mentored b) a fac^ member in the art of wndng instruction, which is an experience that mil prepare for similar mentonng

experiences in the professional world.

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Use the clues to complete the crossword puzzle.

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Dr. Farren would like to express her deepest gratitude to the graduating staff members of
The Inkwell, especiaUy founding editors: MeHssa Bugdal, Stefanie McHugh,
and Virginia Hults, without whom, The Inkwell would not exist.
Best of luck in your future endeavors; we will miss you!
If you are interested in joining The Inkwell staff, please contact Dr. Marcia Farrell

(marcia.farrell@wilkes.edu ) for more information.
Some editorial positions remain available for Fall 2009.
For information, contact Matt Kogoy (matthew.kogoy@wilkes.edu),
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The Inkwell

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Volume 4

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Fall 2009

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In this Issue:

By Lauren Mannion and Philip Muhlenberg

Senior Spotlight:
Zach Sobota

2

Club Updates

2

Journey to London 3
National Day of
Writing

3

Kuhar’s Corner

5

Sigma Tau Delta
Announces New
Executive Council

5

“Why Literature?”

6

Lucinda; Or, the
Mountain Mourner
Published

7

English Education
Announcements

7

Film Review:
Cormac
McCarthy’s No
Country for Old
Men

8

We’re All Guilty

8

Faculty Updates

9

Dr. Thomas
Baldino

9

Pros and Cons of
Double Majoring

11

Majors/Minors Fair

11

Brown Bag Lunch
Update

11

General English
Crossword Puzzle

12

English 201: Writing About Literature
and Culture, often referred to as the “Gateway
to the English major.” English 201 is a
requirement for all English majors. This
gateway course introduces foundational
materials and critical theory approaches in the
world of the English major. A trait unique to
the course is the fact it is taught by a different
professor each semester, thus bringing fresh
pedagogical perspectives to the material each
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time the course is offered.
Dr. Mischelle Anthony, who is teaching this fall’s English 201, admits, “This
class is very savvy.” In Anthony’s class, students are exposed to critical theory while
using the text Falling into Theory by Anne Dobie. Students apply various critical theories
from Dobie’s text to pieces like Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s “The Yellow Wallpaper”
and Voltaire’s Candide. Anthony also uses a method of familiarizing students to library
research by referring to last year’s English 201 taught by Dr. Marcia Farrell. Five days
in the course schedule are set aside for referential instruction and discussion, such as the
academic debate of “Wikipedia versus proper sources” and archival research.
In all English 201 courses, writing figures heavily into the course objectives.
When Dr. Chad Stanley taught English 201 in fall 2007, he used Writing Essays about
Literature, a text designed to introduce students to approaches to writing thesis-driven,
analytical essays about a studied piece.
In particular, the writing in English 201 focuses on critical theory and the
application of critical theory to an argument about a text. Stanley points out, “Working
with critical theory is especially significant in contemporary English program studies,
and students need to develop and practice their abilities to identify various critical
modes (such as New Criticism, Structuralism, and Cultural Materialism) and work
within and around these modes.” Students then learn how to use these critical
approaches in their own work.
Applying the modes of literary criticism to course material, Farrell’s English 201
students used Contextsfor Criticism, a text of critical theory. From Contextsfor Criticism,

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Wilkes senior
senior Zachary
Zachary Sobota
Sobota is
is an English major with
a concentration in writing. Hailing from Pequannock, NJ where
he began his football career at the age of seven, Sobota now
plays center on the offensive line for the Wilkes football team.
When not snapping hikes or blocking tacklers, Sobota is busy
studying, working out at the Wilkes gym, hanging out with his
friends, and writing poetry.
Throughout his college experience at Wilkes, Sobota has
encountered many influential and valuable courses and
professors; most notably Dr. Chad Stanley, whom Sobota cites
as “the most influential professor” on campus. Sobota also
enjoyed Dr. Mischelle Anthony’s ENG 203: Introduction to
Creative Writing course because of “how much better of a
________Photo Courtesy of Desiree Wren________ | writer [he] became.. .by writing in different genres.” The
course’s unique approach to different types of writing was also valuable to him.
In addition to writing, Sobota enjoys reading and blending his love of sports with his interest in literature.
His biggest literary influence mirrors his athletic persona, as he acknowledges the importance of acclaimed
sportswriter H.G. “Buzz” Bissinger (Friday Might Lights'). Bissinger is the author Sobota would most like to meet
and speak to about his experiences with athletics and how they shaped him as a writer and as a person.
After graduation Sobota aims to attend graduate school, acquire a graduate assistant position for a Division
I football program, and become a college football coach. Sobota also plans to continue writing with hopes of
being published and possibly becoming a teacher.

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The Manuscript held its annual Halloween poetry reading on Thursday, October 29, 2009 at 7:00pm at the
Sordoni Art Gallery.
The submission deadline for the fall issue of The Manuscript was October 2, 2009. Submissions for the Spring
issue are now being accepted at magazine@wilkes.edu.

•

Sigma Tau Delta held their annual Banned Book reading on Friday, October 12, 2009 in the SUB to
celebrate the close of Banned Book week.

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Wilkes in the World is focusing on bringing
1
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clean water to
Africa in conjunction with the group lead by Dr.
Jim Merryman. If you have questions, or would like to join, pie;
:ase contact Carli Heston at
carli.heston@wilkes.edu.

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In July, Dr. Mischelle Anthony spent two weeks
in England. Anthony’s trip was spent at the Harris
Manchester College at Oxford University, where she was
invited to participate in the Oxford Round Table
Conference.
The Oxford Round Table Conference consisted of
a series of small group discussions on various topics
surrounding English literature. Numerous English professors came together daily from
9 a.m. to 3 p.m. This year’s Round Table focused on The Idea of Women’s Education
in the Nineteenth Century. For her part in the discussion, Anthony presented the paper,
‘Where Didacticism Went: Nineteenth-Century Women Writers.” The essay focused on
how the dash began its popular usage with gothic/sentimental melodramatic prose in the
late eighteenth century. By the end of the next century, writers known for their realistic
elements such as Kate Chopin and Louisa May Alcott still used the dash for their
melodramatic moments. The gothic/sentimental had gone underground, but the
message regarding gender and class inequality was still prevalent in women’s writing. During Anthony’s visit, she
stayed in the Oxford dorms and dined on the Oxford campus. Anthony described the dining hall as “[looking] like
the dining hall in Harry Potter.”
After the conference, Anthony spent time at the British Library. She discussed how British
libraries admitted all visitors and made ancient manuscripts available to the public. Anthony mentioned, while
looking at the manuscripts, librarians cautioned her to “touch the pages as sparingly as possible.” Overall,
Anthony enjoyed her time in a “progressive city” with polite citizens and numerous free activities.

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By Vicky Hevener

The National Council for Teachers of English (NCTE) hosted a National Day of Writing on October 20,
2009. The idea of the project is to celebrate the many facets of writing. English teachers across the country have
begun setting up virtual galleries of chosen submitted works. Dr. Marcia Farrell is a curator of the “Rhetorical
Exercises” gallery, which currently features 48 texts, ranging from opinion pieces to poetry, recipes, and essays.
A few students from Dr. Farrell’s English 308: Rhetorical Analysis and Non-Fiction Prose Writing, headed
by sophomore Dave Cook, planned a reading that featured Dan Waber of Paper Kite Press, senior Sabrina
Hannon, junior Kenny Stacker, and Dr. Larry Kuhar in the Kirby Salon.
Dr Farrell’s gallery can be located at: http://galleryofwriting.org/galleries/215971 . Junior Amanda
Raster’s essay, “’She says her feminism just kind of took over:’ The Gilmore Girls'1 Feminism” is the featured piece
of writing.
The Inkwell staff would like to wish
the readers a Happy Fall.
If any reader is interested in
reviewing the ghost stories
surrounding Kirby Hall, please check
out the article in The Inkwell Online
archives, volume 3, issue 1.
Photos Courtesy of Dr. Marcia
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English 201 during her sophomore year, and in her senior year, she worked as a writing men
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Stamer’s English 201 in the spring of 2009. Bugdal explains, “Serving as a Writing Mentor or
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getting to essentially take the course a second time, was a wonderful experience for me.
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differences between mentoring for English 101 and English 201. She believes, Overa , e stu ents in
were
asking different types of questions than the 101 students. The question types were no better or worse or either
group, just different in terms of how to get from point ‘a’ to point ‘b’ in the paper. For example, a 101 student
may ask about how to transition from one idea to another in a paper, whereas a 201 student would take it one step
further and ask about the transitions and approach of the paper in terms of the literary criticism.
As Dr. Thomas Hamill observes, English 201 is “several different classes in one, which makes it so
special.” While the course is an introduction to applying critical methodologies and literary theory, it also engages
English students in an introduction to basic practices and behaviors in literary studies. Furthermore, the course is
an opportunity to focus on and write about literature and culture.
Hamill brings up one of the most unique features of the English 201 course by commenting on the added
layer of student analyses. While Hamill’s students would work “on any text, such as Philip Roth’s .American
Fastoral” the progressive discussion of the text would shift to reach an “outcome” that was “not simply
responding to the text, but responding to our own responses.” As Hamill points out, the English 201 course
brings critical attention to “how we are applying critical analysis to the text. For example, how are we being New
Critical? How are we being Marxist?” This course makes students and professors pay attention to the text and the
reactions provoked by textual analyses.
Some of the most significant aspects of the course are the relationships forged between students and
professors during this introduction to the English program. Stanley sums up this dynamic, remarking in his
personal experience, “the dynamic of English 201 is energetic, enthusiastic, and engaging. Students in English 201
form a distinctive cohort of developing English majors, and their experience in this course fosters communal
work. This course, m other words, helps form a community of student-scholars.” While English 201 can be a
challenging course, it engages students beyond classroom activities into a broader scholarly community

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Faculty Advisor: Dr. Marcia Farrell
Managing Editor: Matt Kogoy
Assistant Editor: Jackie Butwinski
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Assistant to Head Copy Editor: Philip Muhlenberg
Copy Editors: Sabrina Hannon &amp; Lauren Mannion
Online Coordinator: Justin Jones
Staff Writers: John Acito, Rachel Cannuli, Kellene Cappellini, David Cook, Victoria Hevener, Amanda
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When was the last time you played the air-guitar?
Your question constructs, for me, around tensions inherent in all
mourning for “yesterdays,” for the unrecoverable loss of time. Without
the usual symptoms that plague efforts to elucidate life’s larger issues, my
efforts here to respond will rely chiefly on the function of remembering
the air guitar for the sake of questioning notions of progress in our
twenty-first century world. Like Rock Band, consider this a kind of
historical game-play.
First of all, thank you (“I hope all is well
ill”) for asking the type of
question that, while often overemphasized in trivial simulated game-play
where epistemological matters are settled, engages us in a consideration of
the function of memory and imagination. This is no small matter in an age
where immediacy revokes memory’s license for confirming the interrelated
values of experience, nostalgia, and even history (oh, person, don’t share
these words, please, with anyone other than English majors!).
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Of course, as many of you are now thinking, we need to negotiate
this idea through a consideration of Jacques Derrida’s erasmire, i.e., guitar/air guitar (with a slash through it). Let
me explain. Like Madison Avenue-driven anticipation satiated through the arrival of a reality-based Beatles Rock
Band collection—or buying “chords” of wood to complete what we know as “chopping wood”—our
consideration of “the last time” constructs around the anticipation to play air guitar again (i.e., “when was the last
time you played?”). This mirroring backward in time identifies the absent future (will I do it again?), and must, if
only in our minds, unpack (I love that word) the kind of simulated reality established in, let’s say, a power chord
sans guitar or a reality-based TV show. Huh. Let’s just say this: An air guitar power chord confirms in its
performance the value of knowing something about a lost past, a yesterday. T.S. Eliot was onto something. So
was John Mellencamp (uh, Johnny Cougar), “You better learn to play air guitar” and Pete Townshend, too,
“Pick up my air guitar and play / Inst likeyesterday?’
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By Stefanie McHugh

The following students will serve as the Executive Council for Sigma Tan Delta, the International
English Honors Society, in the 2009-2010 Academic Year:
President: Ashley Filipek;
Vice-President: Bianca Sabia;
Secretary: Erin Wimer;
Historians: Jami Butczynski and Sabrina Hannon,

Public Relations Director: Megan Smith;
Alumni/Alumnae Liaison: Lauren Mannion;

Web Director: Samantha Bartolomei
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authors as Albert Camus, J.M. Coetzee, and Manuel Puig. As a student with very little background in Eterature
and no experience whatsoever in phEosophy, I was deeply moved by what I perceived to be the moral significance
of Eterature. I learned not simply to appreciate Eterature as a cultural artifact, but to see that Eterature has the
abiEty to affect us—to enlarge our perspectives, chaUenge our beEefs, and expand the range of, not only whatvit
think, but also, how we think. Rather than reinforcing one’s sense of identity or ideological position, Eterature
often has the opposite effect of undermining or disturbing it. This is because Eterature, in both its form and
content, stages an encounter with otherness: it hails ns, moves us, demanding sustained periods of introspection and
reflection. One of my favorite moments from Nathaniel Hawthorne’s story “Old Esther Dudley” occurs when
the narrator informs us that the partiaEy-crazy, ghost-Eke, reclusive Esther, in telEng stories of times before the
American Revolution, is able to transmit to the children of the town the “old feeEngs” of a “dead world” (230).
Hawthorne is pointing to the fact that Eterature aUows the reader to grapple with feeEngs and desires that
correspond to fundamentaUy aEen identities, perspectives, and ways of Efe. Walt Whitman powerfuEy dramatizes
a similar idea in “Song of Myself’ when he merges the voice and cadence of epic desire with a multipEcity of
ambiguous and contradictory perspectives.
From my first undergraduate encounters with Shakespearean vernacular, the vitriolic poetry of Amiri
Baraka, and the grotesque imagery and fractured sentences of Samuel Becket’s novels, I have often felt the scene
of reading is, mdeed, a vital ground of negotiation and creation. The study of literature is important because it
moves us toward the sphere of otherness. It compels us to take an active role in our own humanity and in the
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information regarding purchasing of Anthony’s book, contact her at
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certification at Wilkes University:
• A student must have an overall GPA of 2.7 in order to register for ED 190: Effective Teaching with Field
Experience.
• A student must have earned a 2.5 in ED 190 prior to registering for any other Education Course.
• A student must obtain an overall GPA of 2.85 in order to proceed to 200-level Education courses and an
overall GPA of 3.0 to proceed to 300-level courses.
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There are two types of formal reports: labels of candidates’ scores sent direcdy to the Wfc Educauon
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reports must be on file in the Wilkes Education Department office in order for any sraden to r ps
300-level Education courses. It is the student’s responsibility to ensure that a formal Praxis report is on

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narrative which only garnered a minute or two of the movie s 122 mmute- „
length—the conversation piece between Llewelyn Moss and the Waitress.
This conversation expands to include a variety of character elements not
addressed in Ethan and Joel Cohen’s script. This conversation helps to highlight
Llewelyn’s more intrinsic side. We become more conscious of Llewelyn s motives
throughout the story. We see a deep rectification of his otherwise starch nature
whereby McCarthy, through ingenious dialogue and direct tone, indicates a tragic
flaw within Llewelyn’s character. This flaw is his inability to express emotion.
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examine, more deeply, a redefinition of social behaviors and conventional character relationships. Llewelyn’s
interlude from mayhem with his interaction with the “Waitress” stresses key concepts of individual identity and a
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English Professor: Dr. Mischelle Anthony
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English/Psychology Major: Jackie Butwinski
Perfect Fifths by Megan McCafferty

English Professor: Dr. Marcia Farrell
Laced in Magic by Barbara Bretton

English Major: Sarah Hartman
OfMice and Men by John Steinbeck

English Professor: Dr. Thomas Hamill
The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman

English/History Major: Matthew Kogoy
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman

English Professor: Tom Jones
Smart Boys Swim in the Biver Sticks by Robert
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Biannual conference rn Phrladelphra, PA. The conference was held from October 21,2009“hrouBh October
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Conference in St. Louis.

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Dr. Chad Stanley is writing an “Afterword” for the Signet edition of Joseph Plumb Martin’s “A Narrative
of a Revolutionary Soldier.”
Stanley is also working on a paper entitled “White, Dark, or Pink?: The Racialized Consumption of Gender in
H. G. Wells’s The Thue Machine,” and an article on Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s film Delicatessen.

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Dr. Janet Starner will be present at the Attending Modern Women—Conflict and Concord conference, on
November 5, 2009 at the University of Maryland.

Starner is also assisting her English 218, Writing Practicum class in designing peer response plans which they
then plan to test in real English 101 classes.

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By Courtney Sperger

With the resignation of Dr. Darin Fields as Dean of the College of Arts, Humanities, and Social Sciences
ln Spring 2008, the university announced the appointment of Dr. Thomas Baldino, professor of Political Science.
As Dean, Baldino will “coordinate, assist, and advocate for the various departments in the college, mosdy involving
the programs in the divisions which include the English department, History, Philosophy, Spanish, Psychology,
Sociology, Criminology Political Science, International Studies, Anthropology, Women's Studies, Communications
Studies, Integrative Media, and Visual and Performing Arts.” While overseeing so many programs may be
punting, Baldino’s says, “I would like to leave the college in a better place than it was when I took ovei. I d just
\ke to do things a little differently, and where possible, build on what Dr. Fields akeady did. Mthough Baldino
a^its to mis sing teaching, he is energized and enthusiastic about his new ro e at Wilkes where he is able to look at
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But the air guitar is no longer sold at Toys R Us. It’s unavailable. It’s gone the way
Licorice. What did Paul McCartney say, “Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so ar

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suooose to reconstruct the air
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guitar in Jurassic Park fashion (i.e, draw DNA from air sap, take it over to a Stark lab a nd, presto,w
am sure, in just a few days thousands of air guitars ready for shipping to market). Just remember theunv
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or pet rock. But this effort relies on capturing the air’s sap and we all know how tins process
nullify the air guitar player’s ontological status and, so ... we’re going to have to jettison epre
moved us to consider this approach. Sorry. (I haven’t, however, given up on the return o in er oy
Finally, let’s agree to this: When we effort to remember—in the age of Rock Fan
t e as me
playing the air guitar, we confirm absolutely the function of the imagination. With Rock Ban , you can
experience the music, confirm your ontological status (as a member of the band), and enjoy game p ay wi out
tuning those pesky strings. But, as always, compatibility remains an issue. Is this really progress. Air guitar, on
the other hand, provides all the benefits of Rock Band while also being fully compatible with all existing
game-play hardware. (The hard wiring came at birth.) If we can remember the last time playing air guitar—-and
who, of my generation, cannot (remember playing air guitar)—then we have begun the work of failing to forget
the importance of its arrival in our imagination. Think “wooly mammoth grazing the grass along Kirby Hall or
“the apparition of these faces in a crowd.” This is what we can take away from our efforts to remember playing
air guitar: The inherent need to cherish memories as they offer us a rare return to a presumed original form. „
Moreover, unlike Rock Band, these memories are, well, priceless. As Paul McCartney said, “I believe injesterdcQ.

What most excites you about teaching Contemporary Fiction this semester?
Teaching this course gives all of us in the class an opportunity to engage die fiction that shapes our
world, reflects on our world, as well as informs our understanding of who we are in a world that increasingly
complicates our abilities to do this. Where else—except other English classes—can you participate in
discussions on the mimetic and meaning, Vietnam and la violencia, an Austrian Nobel Prize winner, Thomas
Pynchon’s new novel, the southern grotesque, Afghanistan and Iraq, absurdity, and (without fail) the
ubiquitous CE-6.
Why did you choose to be an English professor, and what was your journey like to get to this
profession?
The notion of a “career journey” by definition suggests a self-aware process of forward life-story
movement. What’s this mean? How is this possible in today’s world? Our career stories are invariably marked
by trial and error, successes and failures, unpredictable tribulations and accomplishments, and a gradual coming of
age about the significance of the experiences encountered along the way. This last point, I think, is the key. I
know this sounds a bit cliche but my “journey,” like most career journeys, is marked by my on-going efforts to
identify my core values and to find my voice. I value lifelong learning.
Like my English faculty colleagues and our English majors, I’m passionate about ideas, writing, literature
and language—not only in the classroom but in the world outside of the classroom. But it took quite a while__
and a few different jobs and voices—before I started to understand that working with people who share these
values was what I was searching for in career. In the abstract, education can be a pathway toward personal
fulfillment and professional accomplishment. But it’s the people—faculty and students—with whom we work
that matter most as we try to distill our values and voices. While working at a nuclear plant, I began to question
the value of and fulfillment in the work I was doing. Studying and teaching in Duquesne University’s M. A.
program, I started to realize that the conversations in classrooms and offices at Duquesne were fundamentally
different than anything that took place at other workplaces. Working with undergraduates on literature and
writing was a privilege. It still is. The classroom is sacred space where we can find our voice We test and
share our ideas, insights and stories in these rooms. I do not see my story as unique or inspiring in any way
however, I encourage our undergraduates to think about the idea of career as a journey and to search for
career that aligns with their values and voices.

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the workload. Even by choosing two disciplines that correspond with one another, one would need to complete a
lot of work, with twice as much learning.
Attending college is also expensive, and double majoring can impact that aspect, as well. Sometimes a
double major is unable to finish both degree programs within the traditional four years and may have to stay for a
fifth or sixth year beyond their initial projected graduation date. Students who need to extend their time at the
university may need to take out more loans, which causes them to accumulate more debt.
However, the benefits of double majoring and the possible career paths that it opens up may outweigh
increased student loans. While double majoring is a personal decision and needs to be an informed decision, being
aware of the pros and cons of choosing two majors will make the decisions easier.

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Marcia Farrell and Helen Davis hosted the first Brown Bag lunch of the
On September 16, 2009, Drs.
“Navigating the Classifieds” took place on October 23, 2009.
semester, focusing on graduate schoo apPhe‘most of the major” on Thursday, November 12, 2009 and “Teaching

EngUshStrate^es’^on5 Friday,December 4, 2009. Those attending should bring their own lunch to Farrell’s office.

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Issue 2

In this Issue:
Senior Spotlight:
Dave Lewis

2

Wilkes Alumni
Publishes
Capstone

2

Book Review:
Eating the
Dinosaur by
Chuck
Klosterman

3

Brown Bag Lunch
Update

3

Beyond
Graduation from
Ginny Hults

4

The Best of
Kuhar’s Corner

5

Winter Capstones
By Dave Cook

The Senior Capstone Project represents four
years of hard work and dedication. The presentation
is the cuhnination of a student’s writing experience
within a specific concentration of the English major.
Each student is expected to present for 30 minutes
and answer questions from die faculty panel and
audience for approximately 10 minutes.
This faU, two seniors presented their
capstones to die EngEsh department:
• Ryan Holmes spoke about plagiarism
and fabrication in journaEsm and
academia on Monday, December 7 at
4:00 p.m.
• Ashley Fiorucci presented a reading of the proto-feminist elements in Chaucer’s
“The Wife of Bath” on Tuesday, December 8 at 11:00 a.m.

Faculty and Club
Updates

Starner to Go on Sabbatical in
Washington, D.C.

18th Century
Salon

English Major
Lands Editing
Position
Spring Course
Reading Lists
Hamill’s Hunches

The Game: “InkoQuip”

Winter 2009

By Kelly Cappellini

In spring 2010, Dr. Janet Starner will be
leaving on sabbatical during which she will further her
archival research into early modern literature. In her
proposal, Starner stated that she plans to split her time
between the Folger Shakespeare Library in
Washington, D.C. and at the Huntington Library in
California in order to conduct the necessary research
to accomplish two primary goals: “the composition of
an essay that reports on that work and the
development of a workable concept for a future book­
length project focused on readers and reading practices” and the development of “innovative
classroom practices and1 co-curricular projects that encourage my students to become both
readers’ ana
and puous.
published writers.” Starner submitted the proposal to the Faculty
‘active readers'
Development Committeei more than a year ago and then received approval last April.
To accomplish her goals, Starner needs to spend time at “distant Ebraries who strictly
limit access to their collections of rare materials to those with a documented need to handle
them and with credentials our undergraduates do not have: a PhD, or current enrollment in a
doctoral program.” With access to these rare and precious materials, she will be able to
analyze different varieties of novelty poems in which devices, such as punctuation and
anagrams, function to alter the meanings of each particular poem.

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in Secondary Education. He is expecting to graduate tn December 20 0.
Coining to wakes in 2006 was nor an easy decision for Lewis; bemg a ft e spun,
he was unsure if college was for him. He soon found he meshed perfectly wlth
wakes atmosphere after his English 101 and English 120 classes with Jack
Grier, his true inspiration. After taking Grier’s classes Lowns realized he wanted
to teach high school English and make a difference in the lives of students. His
ultimate cajeer goal is “to be successful in each moment, wherever [hej is in the

universe.”
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His most prized achievements during his college career involve being
one of three students with the opportunity to represent Wilkes University at
campus and community events as the Colonel. Lewis also claims one of his
most prized achievements is “developing a strong mind. Lewis has taken the
opportunity to reflect on all he has learned in the last four years, and prides
[himself] in being able to think on a higher level” dianks to the knowledge he has gained at Wilkes.
When asked what his college career and his upcoming bachelor’s degree in English means to him, Lewis reply was
honest and heartfelt. He says, “as an English major, I feel it is my responsibility to derive and interpret meanings from any
and all texts: written, spoken and unspoken, perceived or staged.” He also states, “If English majors ran the world I
guarantee it would be a much more understandable place because nothing could move witiiout someone analyzing that
person’s kinesthetic motion.”
Lewis anticipates graduating and moving into the working world will be an exciting time in his life. In closing, Lewis
claims his favorite aspect of Wilkes University is the fact “we now have hand sanitizing stations” and of course, the great
people that make up our campus community. Lewis leaves fellow students and faculty with a quote to live by: “When you’re
getting crazy with die Cheez Wiz, sometimes you just gotta eat it up.”

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Wilkes Alumni Publishes Capstone

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By Jackie Butwinski

By Sabrina Hai

Spring 2009 Wilkes graduate Melissa Bugdal will be publishing her senior Capstone tided “Perspectives on the
Writing Center and Writing Across the Curriculum: A Dialogue Between the Sciences and Humanities ” in the
December edition of Xchanges, an online interdisciplinary technical communication and writing journal from New Mexico
Tech. Dr. Janet Starner, Bugdal’s Capstone adviser, was the one who informed Bugdal about the opportunity to
publish in Xchanges. In reaction to the news of Bugdal’s article being published, Starner said, “I cannot fully express how
happy I am for Melissa, but also for what it says about our program and the possibilities it offers our students in the
major; especially in the writing track and mentoring program.”
Bugdal says that even though she “spent a considerable amount of time fine-tuning my capstone for the final
version I turned in for a grade, I revisited the paper and reassessed it.” After expanding a few areas she sent the paper
to Xchanges editor Julianne Newmark, who sent Bugdal an acceptance letter in mid-November The letter included
positive reader comments that asked her to make a few additional revisions to the paper prior to publication
The article should be published sometime this month.
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but he may want to take a breath. After two memoirs, two essay
collections, a novel, and countless articles for Esquire, Spin, and GO
magazines (among others), Klosterman has now released his latest work,
Eating the Dinosaur. His latest piece is a pop-culture, sports-journalistic,
interview-laden mess of a literary experiment. The man has a lot to
say, but tire reader must decide if any of Eating the Dinosaur Is, worth
reading.
Eating the Dinosaur, Klosterman’s third essay collection, deals with
topics as varied as a search engine result. These essays include
ruminations on AMC’s Mad Men, tire Wildcat offense, the Unabomber
Manifesto, ABBA, uneventful voyeurism, and the laugh track. If any of
tire aforementioned topics interest you, this book is equal parts for you
and not for you, and therein lies the problem. Eating the Dinosaur \s so
varied that it is almost impossible to fully appeal to any reader. For
example, Klosterman follows his chapter on “Football” with the essay
“ABBA 1, World 0.” At this point, it might be reasonable to substitute
“World” with “Reader.”
Avid Klosterites need not be worried, though; the author’s hilarious self-deprecation and sardonic wit are fully intact,
and Klosterman is unparalleled in his pop-culture analyses. Also, Eating the Dinosaurhas some flashes of brilliance; just read
‘“Ha ha,” he said. “Ha ha,’” an epitomic culture study via the sitcom laugh track. Ultimately, though, Klosterman’s writings
are so disjointed in content that the reader is left plodding, confusedly, through a landscape of sports journalism, serious
social commentary, ridiculous pop-culture analysis, and autobiographical confessions, unable to separate one subject from
the next.
Klosterman’s Eating the Dinosaur reads like it has the potential to be better than Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, but fulfills
a reading appetite like literary cotton candy; the book is, at times, delicious and fun, but that overwhelming nausea of too
much is something one can do without for a while.

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The Brown Bag lunches are held monthly by Drs. Marcia Farrell and Helen Davis. Junior and senior English
majors who are looking to further their education and explore employment opportunities after graduation are welcomed to
attend. The lunches are typically held in Farrell’s office at noon, and students are invited to bring their own lunch.
The most recent Brown Bag lunch, “Teaching English Strategies,” was held on December 4&gt; 2009. Topics focused
on graduate assistantships, methods for time management, creating assignments and syllabi, and developing an authoritative
voice in the classroom. If students have any topics they would like to cover in Spring 2010 please contact Farrell and Davis.

The Inkwell Staff

Faculty Advisor: Dr. Marcia Farrell
Managing Editor: Matt Kogoy
Assistant Managing Editor: Jackie Butwinski
Senior Copy Editor: Melissa Leet
Assistant to the Head Copy Editor: Philip Muhlenberg
Copy Editors: Sabrina Hannon &amp; Lauren Mannion
Online Coordinator: Justin Jones
Kellene
Cappellini,
David
Cook, Carli Heston, Victoria Hevener, Amanda Kaster, &amp; Desiree Wren
Staff Writers:
Guest Contributors: David Lewis, Dr. Thomas Hamill, &amp; Dr. Larry Kuhar

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Beyond Graduation from Ginny Hutts

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ByJustin Jones
) Graduation day is what college students look forward to and dread at the same time.
; Commencement means graduates now have to go out in the world, on their own, and find a
job down their chosen career paths. Some may find the job they intended right out of
Jrcollege, but the many of graduating students will find themselves taking jobs they did not see
themselves doing. Ginny Hults, a 2009 Wilkes Graduate, is a prime example of starting a
career somewhere she never expected she would be.
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Hults recently began a job with Grand Entrance Gates, a small company that
designs gateways for mansions in Mt. Kisco, New York. Grand Entrance Gates is the first
full-time job opportunity that became available to Hults. She recalls the first few months
after graduation, having to “suck it up and work at Victoria's Secret in the beginning to pay
the bills.” She says, “[It] was rough, folding ‘sexy little things’ all day knowing I had a
Bachelor’s Degree in English, which I am very proud of, and doing nothing with it.” Hults
urges upcoming EngEsh graduates to keep their hopes up when looking for a job, even if it
means expanding the job search. Hults began using CraigsEst to look for an editing position
in Manhattan, but after a few months she decided to broaden her career search as weU as her
job criterion. Hults began using CraigsEst to look for an editing position in Manhattan, but
after a few months she decided to broaden her career search as weU as her job criterion.
Hults says, “you’d be surprised how many people actuaUy rely on [CraigsEst] to find
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everything they need.” After searching on CraigsEst, she appEed to Grand Entrance Gates
Hults
and received a phone caU to arrange an interview.
While she admits she still wishes to be an author and editor in the future, she is surprised by how much of her
EngEsh degree has assisted her in her new position. Hults says, “My EngEsh degree serves me quite weU here. As an
administrative assistant I handle most of the accounting and scheduEng and aU of those little office tasks you would
come to expect. What I did not expect at first is the fact I also write up and edit everything coming in and going out of
the office; proposals, memos, contracts, agreements, emails, letters, maiEngs, etc.” Hults would Eke to thank The Inkwell
and the Manuscript Society for helping to improve her editing skiUs during her time at Wilkes
When Hults reflects on her experience at Wakes, she says, “I miss everything about being a student- the
professors, the classes tn those cozy little Kirby conference rooms- yes, even the creepy, cold, and forgottk Kirby
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need skills to survive die haunted hallways of Kirby Hall after ghost hunters confirm the
existence of ghosts. In this brave new world, we’ll need transferable skills that inform our
ulfillment and success. Where will we find such skills? An English degree! The English
degree prepares you to survive in a world where technology depersonalizes your stories,
where your future money market funds fall and rise, and where coal-baron ghosts negotiate
your academic space. Prepare to survive in the wild: Earn an English degree!
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By Justin Jones
Drs Mischelle Anthony and Kathleen Kemmerer held an 18* Century
Salon on November 12, 2009 in the Kirby Salon. The event was held for
Anthony’s English 334 students along with English students and faculty.
Attendees were given the opportunity to experience a gathering common among
the 18th Century aristocracy. Hot tea and cookies were served while classical music
played. Kemmerer shared many preserved texts from the time period and
provided students with the opportunity to write using quill pens and ink. Anthony
and Kemmerer hope the Salon will become a recurring event in the future.

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What role does the Internet play in shaping our academic identities?
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ability to “behold” in powerful ways even as we acknowledge that this impact is often subtle, impersona , an routinize .
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even as die impersonal forces at work/play on die net powerfully promote personal growth, intellectual freedom, and a
dissolution of harmful hierarchies. We type radier than talk; we blog rather than get together; and we construct self-awareness
privately in language and signs rather that in contact with reality and people. Does this result in a diminished or elevated
academic identity? Acknowledging the potential for a negative impact on our identities, I’d have to say that the Internet has a
positive impact on our academic identities.
In places like MySpace and Facebook, we self-consciously shape personal veneers promoted for constructed audiences.
Material status and interpersonal communication cues (like eye color and body type) are not openly revealed on the net. We
don’t know who drives a Jag, who is enrolled in Dr. Janet Stamer’s 16 th Century Literature class or Dr. Mischelle
Anthony’s American Novel class. While this frees us from some stereotyping and hierarchies, it also risks replacing life with
simulation and reality with games, MUDS, and chat rooms. Whether we’re researching, surfing, or blogging, our interface
with language is often elevated in subde yet meaningful ways. This impacts our identities because we’re silent in tire
production of responses to stimuli beyond the printed words, blue trim, and white space of the web text.
Like speakers in Stevens’ poems, we’re disembodied voices miming interpersonal interactions through the keyboard’s
click, click, click. Our fingers poised above obscure web links, a nearly infinite list of Google sources, or a virtual reality game
maneuver, we possess a kind of pro-active, self-composing responsiveness to textual stimuli that would otherwise be
unavailable to many of us. This shapes our academic identities by sparking our imaginations about who we can become even
if only in a simulated, cyber-spatial way.
While web presence is only slightly similar to our traditional, isolated academic work in library space, we’re not in the
Ebrary anymore, Dorothy. The Internet uniquely promotes this kind of textual presence—a self-awareness about becoming
who we want to become. In this way being on the web mimics the highest ideals of education. As a result I titink we
become better readers of our world, our Eterature, and our own stories because our world and our stories are formed and told
to us—now more than ever—through the web. Whether we Eke it or not, we are engaged in a BaudriUardian simulation of
self through our mind’s work to process Internet experiences.
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started planning their courses for the Spring 2010 semester. Several faculty have already
submitted their reading lists to the bookstore. If students would like to get started
reading early for the spring, and they are enrolled in any of the courses below, here are the
lists:

Dr. Sean Kelly’s English 352: Studies in the American Novel
• The Adventures ofHucklebeny Finn, by Mark Twain, published by Random House
• Charlotte Temple, by Susanna Rowson, published by Oxford
• Quicksand + Passing, by Nella Larson, published by Longleaf
• House ofSeven Gables, by Nathaniel Hawthorne, published by Oxford
• The Power ofSympathy + The Coquette, by William Hill Brown, published by Penguin
• States of Sympathy, by Elizabeth Barnes, published by Perseus
• Song ofSolomon, by Toni Morrison, published by Random House

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• A Passage to India, by E. M. Forster, published by Harvest Books
• Omeros, by Derek Walcott, published by Farrar, Straus, and Giroux
• A Far OffPlace, by Laurens van der Post, published by Harvest Books
• The Map ofHove, by Ahdaf Soueif, published by Random House
• Post-Colonial Studies: The Key Concepts, by Bill Ashcroft, et. al, published by Routledge
• Post-Colonial Studies Reader, by BiU Ashcroft, et. al., published by Routledge

Dr. Pat Heaman’s English 397: Seminar: Modernism: Poetry and Fiction
• The Wasteland and Other Poems, by T. S. Eliot, published by Harcourt Brace
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Metamorphosis, by Franz Kafka, published by Random House
Lolita, by Vladimir Nabokov, published by Random House
Mrs. Dalloway, by Virginia Woolf, published by Harcourt Brace
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\X hat do /l/&lt;’ Third, orthotics, and the OED have in common? We have no idea, but we have a hunch Dr. Thomas
Hamill does. Look out for “Hamill’s Hunches” in the Spring 2010 issue of The Inkwell. Until then, this white space serves as a
placeholder — and a sort of simulacrum — for what will have been both the creation and fulfillment of audience expectations and
reified authorial identity. We might also read this non-article as an elegy for Finals Week procrastination that might have been.
1 he eighty-eighth word (signals) a measure of what the 412 others might have availed: a failure cloaked in the success of
“form”—and through the act of reading.
Hamill said that, “Were we to fully acknowledge the paperlessness of digitalization we might print four pages on a side,
instead of one, and our acquiescence to the screen through page-layout logics might be less ironic.” Photocopier glass, he
seemed to think, meted out a more well-reasoned facsimile of bookishness. But only in black and white. So perhaps the color
logos offer consolation.
“Hey you,” he said, as if to violate “avoid second person in formal essa;
render this reading more (predictably) Marxists and instructive.
Interpolations of the subject abound, and you’re still reading well (or you were just reading), so perhaps they ve
worked. Perhaps they’ve held a place more satisfactorily than he (and we) might have imagined at the moment or near
deferment. The heading and tide themselves confer completion and production; tense rides in after them, morphologically
annexed, at times, but also suppleted—and / or aided by the analytics of auxiliary syntax.
They could still hear the echoes of Metallica: “So let it be written, so let it be done.” And that was reassuring enough,
even if diey had a hunch that allusion and intertextuality had proven (or just proved) evasive. Perhaps that’s what Google’s for,
holding ground now as a lock-step preface to Wikipedia entries. 170 remain. Unwritten? Perhaps. But not, no doubt, to be
outdone.
So what now? What of the Springtime promises? What of April showers thawed from last week’s snow? Where will
Raleigh’s “wayward winter reckoning” have gone? Will ubi sunt motifs suffice? Can they legitimate — as press release — the
foretold arrival? Will readership sustain across the sea of Winter Break? Will the “structurality of the structure” (speaking of
deferral) be enough?
Let’s hope. 99 was ten years hence, and 11 brings ten. 90 more will forever change 21st. Numerologists deserve their
credit, too, you/he know(s).
As we move to a close, we might lament the white space that was; we might mourn the loss of the tabula rasa at the
expense of foreclosed and foreknown identity. As a possible salve for this (belated) sorrow, we might remind ourselves that
foreknowledge is, according to at least one jealous and defensive God, not cause.
So remember to pick up the Spring 2010 issue, and don’t forget the reading in between. Until then, Hamill hunches.

The Game: “Inko-Quip”
By David Lewis

Solve the puzzle to discover tire philosophy of a certain English faculty member. Use tire clue provided in order to
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audience and academic paradigm, The Inkwell is now titled The
Inkwell Quarterly. The name was suggested by current Managing
Editor, Matt Kogoy. “I felt envious of other academic publications
renowned for their prestigious voice in the scholarly world, and so felt
Wilkes deserves some recognition in this respect, as well.” The Inkwell
Quarterly will continue to offer past favorites such as “Kuhar’s Corner,”
the game, and “The Senior Spotlight,” but will also delve into new
areas of interest based on faculty and student input.
If anyone is interested in suggesting a new type of article or an
issue to be discussed in the pages of The InkwellQuarterly, please contact
Kogoy at inkwcll@wilkes.edu.

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By Philip Muhlenberg
We all know that sometimes Dr. Larry Kuhar works on campus until after 9:00pm, Dr.
Thomas Hamill comes in every day even when he is not teaching, and Dr. Marcia Farrell gets
up at 5:00am, but what really happens during a typical day for our professors? This series is
intended to explore just that.
Her day starts at seven in the morning, sometimes earlier. Dr. Helen Davis, Assistant
Professor of English at Wilkes, wakes her four-year-old daughter for preschool, and then prepares
for her day at the university. Arriving at her office at around nine, Davis prints any necessary
handouts, checks her e-mail and refines her lesson plan for the upcoming day.
Sharing an office with Davis, Dr. Sean Kelly, also an Assistant Professor of English,
reads through various texts to implement into his Tuesday night English 352: Studies in the
American Novel course. This daily and continual research, Kelly states, is a necessity of the
occupation, one he admittedly enjoys.
“We are always researching the texts we teach,” Kelly says. “It’s a demand of the job,
constantly reading up on new material. We’re a little jealous of people who get to leave their work
at work.”
As negative as that may sound, both professors certainly do not see their careers in such a
manner.
“1 love what I do,” Davis exerts, a sentiment shared by Kelly, who describes his work as a
“passion” and his graduate studies as a “great experience.”
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, - i become re-accredited while also assessing the values of the Wilkes community through a Self; I Study. By reflecting upon standards that will allow the university to reach a more successful
R level of excellence, significant revisions will be made redefine the Wilkes identity. Although
the Self-Study has been completed during the course of nearly two years, more is yet to follow.
The reevaluation of the university’s vision must first be formally presented in its finalized
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form. Then in March, a Middle States team will come to campus “to meet with various
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----- populations, conduct interviews, and deliver its final report,” according to Stanley.
Nevertheless, the importance of MSCHE cannot be underestimated, as the study will determine innovative methods for
“achieving academic excellence, providing world class student support services, and valuing its people.”
The process of the Middle State Accreditation transcends beyond the bounds of general university business,
providing the English department with an opportunity to positively impact those within and outside the major. Stanley
writes that because members of the English faculty have been actively participating, the technique of self-revision benefits
courses and programs run by the department. For instance, English 101 courses and other General Education requirements
have been assessed to determine the success of their delivery to the student population. In addition, mentoring
opportunities, such as the Writing Mentor Program, have had their history examined to identify programs that foster
lifelong learning skills. Stanley states that “creating our Self-Study allowed us all to identify the positive outcomes of our
(“our” including faculty, students, and staff) collaborative and individual work-and perhaps consider ways of improving our
work.” The MSCHE is imperative to benefitting students within any department, especially those in the English major
because through the Self Study, Wilkes will be able to provide necessary changes to create an educational environment ihar

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Senior Sarah Hartman is an English major with a double
concentration in literature and writing and minors in Art and Women’s
Studies. Hartman hails from Shamokin, PA. When Hartman is not busy
with her academics she is taking on fthe leadership role of president for the
Wilkes University History club. In her spare time Hartman enjoys painting,
writing, sculpting, and drawing. Hartman proudly admits to her love of
“trashy romance novels with poor grammar and seedy love scenes.”
During Hartman’s time at Wilkes she was gready influenced by two
professors, Dr. Larry Kuhar and Dr. Mischelle Anthony, because she
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likes “the way they engage my thought processes.” Hartman’s favorite class
was Creative Writing because “It wasn’t writing for someone else or a
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of the Other is characteristically manifest due to the audience’s awareness of, and sympathy towards, the Algerians’cause.
The poignancy with which we feel for this group is tangible and, in some scenes, suspenseful when considering the many
radical acts which take place throughout the course of the film. Bombs in baskets, women as proxies, and an organization
that trumps the CIA in efficiency (the FLN), all comprise a force set on sending the French from their country. (Literal)
cries for independence echo throughout a disconcerted community ready for a revolutionary change.
Using a semi-breakthrough style of documentary/narrative film-making, Pontecorvo constructs images of the
oppressed with headlines practically occupying the top of every scene—“Bombing in the European Quarters has French
Questioning Their Stay,” might read overhead, for example. Added to the realistic impressionism of this film, Pontecorvo’s
choice to use non-actors’ is particularly striking as he seamlessly blends the facets of the emotional turmoil the Algerian
leads express responding the different atrocities surrounding the Algerian revolution. The director’s eye for specificity
along with his actual participation in rebellious antics during his youth, amplify the sense of realism omnipresent as a means
of exploring the colonized in this colonizer-colonizer dynamic.
Through his attention to detail, we, as a contemporary audience, are provided with images imprinted into our
consciousness as a means of shedding light on an important event in Imperial history which helps to station our beliefs on
the side of the Algerians which becomes problematic when considering the fact that the Algerians act on brutality rather
than rationality for a major portion of the film. From critics to counter-terrorists to post-colonialists, Pontecorvo’s The
Battle ofAlgiers continues to impact cultures looking for a voice, searching for a sense of identity. The film’s success as a
window into an oppressed, an Othered, culture serves to illustrate humanity’s constant struggle for an independence which
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Any students enrolling in Education 190: Effective Teaching with Field Experience or English 393: Teaching of English
must get the correct admission forms completed during pre-registration to be successfully enrolled in the courses. Students
are urged to complete the entire education program to become eligible to work as an ESL instructor for any school. Students
with any questions regarding these announcements should contact their adviser or Anne Thomas; her office is located in

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Faculty Advisor: Dr. Marcia Farrell
Managing Editor: Matt Kogoy
Assistant Managing Editor: Jackie Butwinski
Senior Copy Editor: Melissa Leet
Assistant to the Head Copy Editor: Philip Muhlenberg
Copy Editors: Sabrina Hannon &amp; Lauren Mannion
Online Coordinator: Justin Jones
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simulated game-play where epistemological matters are settled, engages us in a consideration of the function o memory an
imagination. This is no small matter in an age where immediacy revokes memory's license for confirming the intenelated values
of experience, nostalgia, and even history (oh, person, don't share these words, please, with anyone other than English majors!).
Of course, as many of you are now thinking, we need to negotiate this idea through a consideration of Jacques
Derrida’s erasure, i.e., guitar/air guitar (with a slash through it). Let me explain. Like Madison Avenue-driven anticipation
satiated through the arrival of a reality-based Beatles Rock Band collection—or buying —chords of wood to complete what we
know as—chopping wood—our consideration of—the last time|| constructs around the anticipation to play air guitar again (i.e.,
—when was the last time you played?). This mirroring backward in time identifies the absent future (will I do it again?), and
must, if only in our minds, unpack (I love that word) the kind of simulated reality established in, let's say, a power chord sans
guitar or a reality-based TV show. Huh. Let's just say this: An air guitar power chord confirms in its performance the value of
knowing something about a lost past, a yesterday. T.S. Eliot was onto something. So was John Mellencamp (uh, Johnny
Cougar), —You better learn to play air guitar|| and Pete Townshend, too, —Pick up my air guitar and play / Just likeyesterday.
But die air guitar is no longer sold at Toys R Us. It's unavailable. It's gone the way of Tinker Toys and Bit-O-Licorice. What
did Paul McCartney say, —Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. But gone is not forgotten in tliis guitar case.
To satisfy the hunger of memorj'—the need to play again—we can try, I suppose, to reconstruct the air guitar in
Jurassic Park fashion (i.e., draw DNA from air sap, take it over to a Stark lab and, presto, we'd have, I am sure, in just a few
days thousands of air guitars ready for shipping to market). Just remember the invisible dog or pet rock. But this effort relies on
capturing the air's sap and we all know how this process will move us to nullify the air guitar player's ontological status and, so .
. . we're going to have to jettison the premise that moved us to consider this approach. Sorry. (I haven’t, however, given up on
the return of Tinker Toys!)
Finally, let's agree to this: When we effort to remetnber-in the age of Rock Band—tire last time playing the air guitar,
we confirm absolutely the function of the imagination. With Rock Band, you can experience tile music confirm your
ontological status (as a member of the band), and enjoy 'game-play' without tuning those pesky strings.’ But as always
compatibility remains an .ssueUs this really progress? Air guitar, on the other hand, provides all the benefit of Rock Band
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http://wilkes.edu/pages/2694.asp.

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The Manuscript^ be unveiling its spring issue on April 29, 2010 at 11:00am in the Sordoni Art Gallery'. This event is
open to the public. Also, if you have not picked up a copy of die fall issue, some are still available. Anyone is interested in
The Manuscript is encouraged to attend one of their meetings, which take place every Tuesday and Thursday in SLC room
4.

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Sigma Tau Delta is organizing the Better World Book Drive for the second year in a row. Look for donation boxes in
tlae Student Union Building, Kirby Hall, Breiseth Hall, and the Stark Learning Center. A talent show is also being planned
for late April to benefit die Hain relief efforts. Sigma Tua Delta will sponsor the event and charge a small fee for admission.

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Dr. Chad Stanley will be chairing the “Re-reading American Romance: Text, Context, Meta-text,” panel at this year’s
NeMLA conference, his individual presentation is entitled, “A Subaltern Romance: Joseph Plumb Martin’s A Narrative of a
Revolutionary Soldier."

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Dr. Janet Starner is currently on sabbatical studying Shakespeare’s work at Folger Shakespeare library' in Washington,
DC.

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The Writing Center has moved to the Alden Learning Commons in the Farley Library'. As part of this move, Writing
Center staff members now meet with students throughout the commons area, while using tire Center itself as the base of
operations. On February 16, 2010, the center, as part of CSO’s night out helped about 10 children from REACH w to
write letters to Haitian children and US servicemen and women supporting Haiti following the recent disaster, according
to former Writing Center consultant, Wesley Kinter.

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their papers and begin preparation for
deadline coming up quickly', students need to be preparing the fina touc
presentations, which will be taking place on the following dates:

Monday, May 3, 2010: 5:00pm-8:00pm
Wednesday, May 5, 2010: 4:00pm-7:30pm
Thursday, May 6, 2010: 2:00pm-5:30pm
Capstone students should keep in close contact

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exception for members of the English department. Some highlights from members include.
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Matt Kogoy spent time with his family and friends, and “sat back to reflect on what Christmas is really about.”
Lauren Mannion watched hours of Dark Shadows and read American Psycho by7 Bret Easton Ellis.

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friends.”
Dr. Chad Stanley enjoyed his break, and reported reading Patricia Highsmith, playing with his dogs, and visiting his
parents in Sarasota, Florida. During his trip he said the weather was “absurdly7 cold, I was unable to swim, an a

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The annual Moravian Conference, which takes place at Moravian College in Bethlehem, PA, is a forum for
undergraduate students to present their papers. The day was full of a variety of panels ranging from Interrogating the Black
Death to Beast and Flower Symbolism. Many students from Wilkes University were chosen to present their papers focusing on
Chaucer. These students were Justin Jones, Erin Guydish, Matt Kogoy, Erin Wimer, Matt Kovalcik, Anne Janecek, Liza
Prokop, Shannon McDonald, and Sarah Hartman. Under the direction of Dr. Thomas Hamill, the students presented their
papers in a panel format.
When asked about the conference, Jones said the most valuable thing he took away from the conference was “the
experience.” The Moravian Conference also exposed students to different aspects of Medieval culture. The band Hesperus
treated students to a free performance of traditional Medieval music. Instruments featured included a harp and mandolin.
Overall, the event was a valuable learning experience for all who attended.

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The speaker for the 2010 Max Rosenn Lecture in Law &amp; Humanities is Greg Mortenson. Mortenson is the co-founder
and Executive Director of the nonprofit Central Asia Institute as well as the founder of Pennies for Peace. He is also the New
York Times best-selling author of Three Cups of Tea: One Man’s Mission to Promote Peace. ..One School at a Time. The book is a
recollection of Mortenson’s failed attempt to climb K2 in Pakistan, which led him to explore remote regions of the country and
begin his mission to educate these regions. The book has been published in 39 countries and will be available for purchase at the
lecture. The Rosenn Lecture will be held, free to the public, on Sunday, April 25, 2010 at 7:30 pm at the F. M. Kirby Center for the
Arts. Doors open at 6:45 pm. To attend, reserve a ticket through the box office at (570) 826-1100

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me tCademiC COm™ty- Some 3004evel courses’like Advanced Poetry Workshop, require pre-requisites other than
ENG 101; however, most 300-level courses offered within the curriculum are accessible to students who want to enroll in the
classes.
Students enrolled in the 300-level courses offered this semester are given chances to explore and research in advanced
settings. In the Advanced Poetry Workshop, for example, students take creative writing experience from ENG 203Introduction to Creative Writing to the next level. Erin Guydish, senior English major, claims “Engaging the work of other
authors as well as our own and our classmates’” in the Advanced Poetry Workshop “encourages an intellectual conversation
[...] that is grounded in the^knowledge of past traditions and the way those traditions might be best utilized, acknowledged, or
rejected in our own works. The course reading list includes selections from Whiting Poetry and pieces by contemporary
American poets.
In the more literature-based realm of the 300-level courses, students engage more deeply in applying concepts of
literary criticism. Sarah Hartman, English major, describes Studies in American Novel as “a great course” with “rewarding”
conversation about the course’s texts. Sample novels for the course are William Hill Brown’s The Power ofSympathy, Harriet
Beecher Stowe’s Uncle Tom s Cabin, and Toni Morrison’s The Bluest Eye. According to Hartman, “[students] really get to
delve into American literature” because of the focus on the novel structure. Hartman adds that “one learns from reading the
material of American literature in the same format it was originally written” as opposed to reading from a selected-works
anthology.

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On February, 12 and 13, 2010 at 7pm in the Henry Student Center Ballroom, Wilkes students and faculty put on two
showings of The Vagina Monologues. The Monologues are a benefit performance with all proceeds going towards local charities
and the V-Day organization, which works to bring greater attention and to bring and an end to violent crimes against women
and girls.
This year’s cast included Justine Adams, Mischelle Anthony, Danielle Banas, Jennifer Carey, Erin Clemens,
Angela D’Alessandro, Helen Davis, Gerry DuBoice, Brie Friedman, Cassandra Glenn, Casey Gow, Sabrina Hannon,
Carolyn Holecek, Abby Kasprenski, Amanda Kaster, Kyriel Manzo, Ariel Miller, and Morgan Thomas. D’Alessandro
also directed tire shows. Dr. Debra Chapman was recognized as this year’s Vagina Warrior.
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enjoyment in establishing his own curriculum for an upper level course, and being able to explore various avenues of
interpretation afforded by more in-depth studies. Davis agrees with the latter, saying her more exciting days as a professor occur
when class discussions veer into unique directions.
At around eleven o’clock, after Davis’s first class has ended, the English professor enters into a series of meetings
between faculty and committee members, meetings that usually last until her second class begins at 1.00pm. Between these
meetings and class, Davis says she finds time to eat when she can but, at times, skips out on her personal needs in favor of
professorial duties.
“One of the biggest struggles is trying to find a balance between work, family and personal time,” Davis notes, an issue
that is obvious from such a demanding schedule.
Kelly makes aware that this struggle begins in graduate school, as a heavy demand is part of the occupation. He also
notes that teaching on a professorial level provides similar challenges as graduate school, challenges that never really cease. Yet,
Kelly assures, if teaching is one’s passion, the outcome is well worth the demand.
Finally, as Davis’s day at the university draws to an end, she sends any necessary e-mail, finishes preparing for
tomorrow’s classes, and leaves campus to pick her daughter up from school. Once home, Davis settles into a night of grading
papers and prepping for the rest of the week. This constant demand, as both Kelly and Davis said, never really goes away. But,
as Davis completes her grading at around midnight and looks forward to the next day, she knows that her career is well worth the

effort.
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o^errail, senior communications major with an English minor, is enrolled in Studies in Victorian Literature.

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eS e aCj etnlc experience as more rigorous than 200-level English courses, but simultaneously enjoyable. “I
. s great to rea some of the texts that were among the ‘firsts’ of their kind—the first detective novels, the first
sensational novels, and the first industrial novels.” Some primary texts covered in the course are Charlotte Bronte’s Jane
Eyre, George Ehot’s The Mill on the Floss, and Charles Dickens’s Hard Times.
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pt.U.t?jeS *n P°stc°ionial Literature course has been an excellent experience, but requires attentive work,
acaor mg to
p Muhlenberg, junior English major. According to Muhlenberg, “We have covered literature from
nations as verse as Egypt, China, and the Caribbean Islands. As well, the students were assigned [individual] novels to read
on t eii^own to conduct and eventually chronicle their own postcolonial theory.” The course reading list includes E. M.
s Pet^eige to India and Laurens van der Post’s M Far OffPlace, and all presentations incorporate food from the
different areas being studied.
Offered every spring, History of the English Language engages students in linguistic analyses as well as historical
perspective. According to Jackie Butwmski, senior English and Psychology major, the course has so far covered
phonology and the impact of the Norman Conquest and other languages on the English language. Butwinski adds that her
introduction to Middle English has her broadened linguistic horizons. “I can’t read Old English at all,” says Butwinski, “but
Middle English is like a foreign language that I’m learning—Middle English has changed so much to [modern] English,
which makes it really fun to study.”
This semester s seminar course, Modernist Poetry and Fiction, aims to expose students to “some main currents in
modernist poetry and prose from about 1900 to 1950,” according to Dr. Patricia Heaman, course professor. The material
covers works by both British, Irish, and American authors such as Thomas Hardy, T.S. Eliot, Virginia Woolf, James
Joyce, William Faulkner, W. C. Williams, and Franz Kafka. Kenneth Stucker, junior English major, claims that “the
issues surrounding the period are [...] clearly relevant to our experiences.”

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                    <text>The Inkwell Quarterly
Volume 4

In this Issue:
2

Ryan Holmes Interview

3

English Honor Awards

3

Reminder: English
Scholarship Opportunities

3

Hamill’s Hunches

4

Faculty and Club Updates

4

An Evening with African
Studies Scholars

5

IQ Goes Global

5

Postmodern Author Word
Scramble

6

A POCO Moment

6

The Inkwell Quarterly Staff

Faculty Advisor:
Dr. Marcia Farrell
Managing Editor:
Matt Kogoy
Assistant Managing Editor: Philip
Muhlenberg

Head Copy Editor:
Justin Jones
Assistant Head Copy Editor:
Dave Cook

Online Coordinator:
Matt Kovalcik
Staff Writer:
Amanda Kaster

Guest Contributors:
Dr. Thomas Hamill
Dr. Larry Kuhar

Spring 2010

SENIOR. CAPSTONE SCHEDULE

Kuhar’s Corner

Layout Editor:
Tony Thomas

Issue 4

May 3, 2010:
Student
Desiree Wren
Jaclyn Butwinski
Jason Sutton
Zachary Sobota

Faculty Advisor
Mischelle Anthony
Marcia Farrell
Mischelle Anthony
Marcia Farrell

Time
5:00
5:30
6:00
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May 5, 2010:
Student
Catherine Janacek
Gus Beil
Erin Guydish
Sabrina Hannon
Sarah Hartman
Melissa Leet

Faculty' Advisor
Linda Paul
Linda Paul
Larry' Kuhar
Chad Stanley
Larry' Kuhar
Marcia Farrell

Time
4:00
4:30
5:00
5:30
6:00
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May 6, 2010:
Student
Jami Butczynski
Lauren Mannion
Joseph Castiglia
Bianca Sabia
Samantha Bartolomei

Faculty Advisor
Larry Kuhar
Chad Stanley
Thomas Hamill
Chad Stanley
Chad Stanley

Time
2:00
2:30
3:00
3:30
4:00

SENIOR. EXIT SURVEY
By Justin Jones

As another school year comes to an end, The InkwellQuarterly must bid farewell to the
English Majors of the Class of 2010. In an effort to allow these seniors’ feedback to pave the way for
how future English majors at Wilkes experience the English Department, IQ conducted a survey. The
survey consisted of five basic questions about the seniors’ feelings looking back on their time at Wilkes.
The following questions and answers arc examples of the answers which will be filed by the
department for future reference.
Q: What are your plans after graduation? (Graduate School? Have a job lined up already? An
area you are going to try to pursue, etc.?)
A: (Desiree Wren) After graduation, I am planning on working as a TSS worker or a case worker for
children. I have applied to a few places already and have gone on interviews and am hoping to hear
about something permanent soon. After working I want to pursue my Masters in child psychology and
go to law school. My eventual goal is to be a court guardian.
Q: What courses/events do you believe prepared you the most for your future pursuits?
A:(Jessica McMahon) Since starting with my Student Teaching experience, I feel that the courses that
have helped me the most were The History of the English Language, Comparative Grammar, and the
Science Fiction/ Horror course I took. These have helped me primarily because they arc so relatable
to what I am teaching in the school district and because they arc the easiest to adapt into my own
curriculum. I do, however, hope to utilize all my course work that is appropriate for the high school
level and adapt it into my classes.

Q: What will you miss most about Wilkes?
A: (Ashley Filipek) I'll miss the community I am absorbed within. I never imagined so many people

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KUHAR’S CORNER.
By Dr. Larry Kuhar
If your dogs, Nova and Nala, could talk, what would they say?

Both dogs, of course, speak (duh!). As a 14-year old German Shepherd with “AKC” worldly
experience and Schutzen 2 training, Nova tells a far different story than Nala, a 3 year-old dog of mixed
“SPCA” bloodlines. Aware that every dog will have its day and that this day - answering this question
- should belong to Nova, Nala quickly deferred to Nova’s experience, judgment, and insight. As a
result, I only have Nova’s response to share for now.
When I asked Nova to share her insights as a talking dog with English majors, she paused,
thought a bit, and began to spin a tale not unlike Simon Wheeler’s work in Mark Twain s Jumping
Frog” story. Unlike Twain, however, I was lucky enough to have an iPod phone remote desktop 2C/

Real VNC recording device nearby.
In Nova’s words, transcribed direcdy and without change from the tape . .. “Well, to begin at
the beginning, I was born on September 27, 1996, just outside a small Jack Russell kennel in central
Germany. My full name is really Nova vom Hasenborn, I’m a Schutzhund, and my sire and dam are
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well known throughout the foothills of Oberammergau, Germany. (I loved to chase the passion play
wagons that rolled through town every fall!)
But let’s not get enamored by the nitty-gritty' of all this class structure stuff. My story begins when I was shipped to America. It’s a
major,
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essential role we can play as English majors in today’s world.

To keep things simple, let me break this down into “Five Rules for A Great Life as an English Major as Told by an Old Dog.

1. Study writers from different cultures: Learn about other cultures. I have a broad multicultural background and extensive diversity
experience, I speak three languages (English, German, and Dog), and I’ve trained many humans along my journey. My favorite poets
are German (Rilke and Brecht) and, on the American scene, I like Robert Frost’s and Jeffers’ nature poems. This education has
helped me live a long, fulfilled life. It’s helped me experience the world in ways most dogs will never know. I ve been able to reflect
on the significance of stopping in woods on snowy evenings (even as that silly horse tried to pull us along without stopping for deep
contemplation of life’s mysteries, truth be told). How many dogs will contemplate the deep snow?
2. Be compassionate for those who are left out in the cold: My English education has helped me understand how lucky I’ve been to be
loved by nearly all with whom I’ve crossed trails. Sadly, this is not the case for many of society’s curs and preterit. Show compassion
for the abused, the victims, the have-nots, and mongrels. No one wants to be a junkyard dog chained with a short leash to an old
tree. The stories you read often focus on the importance of dignity, character, and love - uncovered through stories about loss,
isolation and hate. Live the lessons: Make it a point to help others as your stories move out beyond the confines of Kirby Hall.
3. Value the importance of ideas and good critical thinking: You need to make your own choices about who you will become. Your
education prepares you to do this. Bred for conformity and trainability, I never really bought into the “world class pedigree” thing
that was pushed down my throat. AKC, BKC, DVD, CD ... it’s all the same to me. One reason is because I studied literary theory.
These ideas have helped me to understand something about class structure, about how not everyone is fed the most expensive dog
food. They’ve made me a better thinker. I’m able to compare the dry foods with the wet foods, leather collars and nylon ones, and
generic rawhide with the expensive stuff. I’m not subject to the whims of advertisers trying to sell a “need,” and then a product.
(Read David Foster Wallace’s “Mr. Squishy” for more on this!) As English majors, you’re prepared to think critically, to write well,
and to share the value of ideas with others.
4. You don’t have to be the ‘alpha’ dog to be a leader: Some of the best lessons I’ve learned have come about because I was “in the pack”
- collaborating, negotiating, forming teams with other breeds - not because I was the “Big Dawg.” I’ve seen too many alpha dogs
come and go. Learn from writers who have used their “Inkwells” to find their voices while struggling inside structures that
marginalized their race, gender, or ethnicity. You will find power in your words. You will find power in your ability to articulate a
complex understanding of your life, world, and experiences. You don’t need to be the lead dog pulling the sled (or the winner of the
race) to help your team understand the importance of the running the Iditarod.

5. Shape the narrative of your life: You are your stories, as I like to say. Take charge of your stories and pursue your passions. As an
English major you are uniquely positioned to understand how this works and why it matters. All life is a kind of narrative, even when
it seems like time is moving too quickly or chaotically for you to see the plot. For me, one year sometimes passes so fast that it seems
as if seven years have passed! Don’t be confined by the length of your leash. Now and then, remove your leash and collar. As a
magnet on my coop’s refrigerator says, “You have greatness inside of you.” Remember what the controversial modernist dog, Ezra
Poundpuppy, once said, “By 21 dog years I will know more about poetry than any dog alive.” He did it. Born in Idaho,
Poundpuppy was raised in Pennsylvania. He broke free from his leash, became an expatriate, and shaped the form and voice of the
literature of his time. You do not need to be a great leader recognized by many to lead your story to fulfillment and success. Your
English education prepares you to see this and to achieve this greatness.”

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RYAN
HOLMES INTERVIEW
By Philip Muhlenberg
Ryan Holmes is a success story. In an unsteady economic climate and with a degree
and turnecHhem into a ca” H°ImeS USed Ws education and experiences at Wilkes University
Vice President of Public Relations for Waterbucket Media, a public relations firm based
out of Easton, PA, Holmes’ responsibilities vary from drafting and issuing press releases to
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conducting conferences and seminars. He even holds the occasional televised interview.
“My job demands that 1 always be coming up with ways to put the client’s name out
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and writing-intensive English literature, Holmes cites, aided him greatly in establishing himself at his current position at the public relations firm.
Even writing for Wilkes own Beacon newspaper helped prepare him for his eventual duties at Waterbucket.
Everyday I m using a new writing format, whether it be in press releases, conference outlines or e-mails,” says Holmes.
Keeping a similarly varied background in writing, Holmes suggests, is the best way to pursue occupations in the job market after
graduation. Avoiding limitations on specific forms of writing as well as occupational duties and job location served as key factors in Holmes
acquiring his position as VP of PR.
Keep your options open, ’ advises Holmes. “Something as simple as writing for a radio station is still experience you can use in the
future. Following his own advice is exactly what turned Holmes from just another Wilkes University graduate into a success.

ENGLISH HONOR. AWARDS
By David Cook and Justin Jones
On behalf of the department, the IQ would like to congratulate the following seniors who have been chosen to receive English Honor

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Erin Guydish, Samantha Bartolomei, and Megan Smith

Annette Evans Humanities Award: honors the senior student who has demonstrated outstanding scholarship in the humanities and has
participated constructively in cultural affairs. Recipient: Erin Guydish
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REMINDER: ENGLISH SCHOLARSHIP OPPORTUNITY
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The Patricia Boyle Heaman and Robert J. Heaman Scholarship is awarded annually to a junior or senior student on the literature
track. The recipient of this award is selected by a committee of English faculty members based on demonstrated excefience in English studies,
potential for advanced study in English, scholarship and financial need. Preference will be given to students from the Wyoming Valley.
Applications for these scholarships are to be sent to Dr. Larry Kuhar no later than May 6, 2010.
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ruminations on Die Hard, orthotics, and the OED, but my sense is that the
belated identities of late semester selves require a slightly different focus, a more alchemic mix of structure,
nostalgia, and hope. Deadlines, record stores, and “Best of’ albums seem more appropriate, especially with

this week’s Wednesday’s Friday-ness and spring and all.
The 15th of April matters, it seems, only if one must make another offering. Returns (or at least
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re-arrangement, making still possible, even underneath an absolutist architecture, the question, Is the paper
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still due on the 4th?” and the pedagogical principle that a later deadline would, in fact, better serve course
outcomes. Quarterly logics help, too—even if we arrive at semesterly time only to divide, again, in two.
And with all this time on our hands, why not visit The Gallery of Sound? If holding the warm printed paper reminds us that we
are real and that time does matter, perhaps the material-spatial layers (Main Street, record [sic] store, disc, liner notes) might also affirm
that zeros and ones and locatable spaces and rooms we walk into to hold and to read and listen, even if we insist on anachronized mis­
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density and the gravitational roles and obligations we serve in sustaining it.
Indeed, while I was close to buying Jeff Beck’s latest album on iTunes, I remembered my love of Main Street and so bought the
actual object instead. (Another local treasure, btw, is WVIA’s George Graham, whose member-supported programing) brought Beck s
fabulous new release to my attention.) And while I wish that Emotion &amp; Commotion were less ecologically catastrophic in is CD-ness (I
mean, is a cardboard fold really too much to ask?), the album cover is, as I like to say, a triumph. I will probably never produce an album
or need an album cover, but I can’t say I don’t covet a distant future wherein “The Best of Hamill’s Hunches” will not be premature.
(The penultimate Hamill’s Hunches before the first “Best of’ will probably address the differences between “Best ofs” and “Very Best
ofs”—the critical apotheosis that Kuhar’s Corner will no doubt have reached by then.) On that available some day, I will try to be as
honest, ironic, and iconologically self-aware as that allegorical eagle with the white Stratocaster in its clasps. But I probably won’t be.

FACULTY AND CLUB UPDATES
Compiled by Amanda Kaster

•

Dr. Mischelle Anthony’s poetry manuscript, Fracture, is currently under review at Foothills Publishing in New York.

• Dr. Helen Davis organized and chaired a panel and presented a paper for the International Narrative Conference, which was held
April 8-11 in Cleveland, OH. The panel was titled, “Focalization Patterns, Gender Performativity, and Transgressive Women” and her
paper, ‘“A touch of manhood’: Gender Performativity, Focalization, and Narrative Power in Charlotte Bronte’s Shirley,” analyzed the
correlation between focalization and gender performativity in the character of Shirley.
• Graduate Assistant Lili Dibai is currently working to conduct a study and develop a publication focused on student writers at Wilkes
University who are English Language Learners and their experiences with Writing Across the Disciplines. She has also been teaching ESL
classes for adults at Luzerne County Community College.
• Drs. Thomas Hamill and Chad Stanley sat on a panel discussing the male perspective on Gender Studies on April 9, 2010, in
conjunction with Wilkes University’s Women’s Studies Conference. In addition, Stanley worked with Amanda Kaster to construct her
panel which focused upon the “Purity Myth” and how society’s fascination with virtue and purity harms men and women.

• Dr. Sean Kelly organized two panels at the recent North East Modern Language Convention (NeMLA) in Montreal, which were
“Romancing America: Authorship, National Identity, and the Writing of Historical Romance” and “Re-Reading American Romance:
Text, Context, and Meta-text.” The second panel was chaired by Stanley.
• Drs. Godlove Fonjweng, and Jim Merryman, along with Matt Kogoy, spoke at an African Studies lecture entitled “‘.An Evening
with African Scholars” on April 28, 2010 in the Ballroom.
• Poetry in Transit has extended its deadline for poetry submissions until May 15, 2010. Please email poems of eight lines or less with
an environmental theme to Dr. Mischelle Anthony at mischelle.anthony@wilkes.edu.

•

The Humanities Picnic will occur on May 4, 2010 on the Kirby Lawn.
Dr. Farrell would like to express her deepest gratitude to the graduating staff members of The Inkwell Quarterly- Assistant
Managing Editor - Jackie Butwinski, Senior Copy Editor - Melissa Leet, Copy Editors - Sabrina Hannon &amp; Lauren Mannion &amp;
Staff Wntcr/Photographer Desiree Wren.
Best of luck in your future endeavors; we will miss you!

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English 353, the speakers, their guests, and English faculty and
staff, the dinner included authentic African cuisine, such as
chakalaka (a vegetable stir-fry), spiced artichoke chicken, the
best banana bread most of us have ever eaten, mango iced tea,
and Herzog cookies (courtesy of senior Bianca Sabia). During
dinner, everyone was entertained by contemporary African
music, courtesy of sophomore Tony Thomas.
After dinner, the well-attended panel presentation was
open to the public. Kogoy, Fonjweng, and Merryman
introduced attendees to the varied areas of scholarship and work
surrounding African studies, including literary analysis,
anthropology', economics, communications, gender studies,
sociology, and charity work.
Kogoy’s presentation focused on questions of an
evolving African identity, tackling the difficult and complicated
issues surrounding imperial guilt in the works of J. M. Coetzee,
the struggle for indigenous survival in Laurens van der Post’s A
Far OffPlace, and the development of “a shifting and shining
attitude in African culture” in texts such as the No. 1 Indies
Detective Agency by Alexander McCall Smith. Leading with the argument that “For over two centuries, the African has been subjugated by
literature and film, particularly literature and film of Europeans and Americans,” Kogoy attacked the image of “an Africa plagued with
misconceptions and misrecognitions leading to a universal pessimism which threatens the value of African culture” as he examined the
complexities surrounding the question “What is African?”
Fonjweng’s presentation on water issues in Africa led with a number of sobering statistics. For example, he noted that the
production and brewing of one cup of coffee takes 37 gallons of water and that the average
American uses about 100 gallons of water per day, while a number of people in the world are
only able to procure about five gallons of water a day for the needs of their families, and most of
them walk approximately 3.7 miles per day in order to retrieve that water. To emphasize the
impact of the water problems on health, education and women s empowerment, Fonjweng
unpacked the myriad of issues surrounding water in Africa and urged students to look into the
Global Water Initiative based in Philadelphia, as the organization is examining long term
sustainability' of clean water projects within African nations.
Merryman concluded the evening with his presentation, “Ethics and Economic
Development in Africa: rite Context of a Large Scale Water Project.’ Merryman shared the story
of how he became interested in Africa via work in the Peace Corps while also examining the web
of political and economic policies that are often at the root of water distribution and
procurement. Illustrating the difficulties surrounding clean water with an account of his
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Web of Science

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Welcome New
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Fall Picnic

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Faculty Staff and
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Dean Winkler

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Murder Mystery
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Mystery of the Kirby
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11

Dr. Hamill’s Baby

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American Writer
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Fall 2010

The Ghostly History of The lA/yoming Valley
by Cindy Davis
Believe it or not, Wilkes University
and its surrounding cities centered in the
Wyoming Valley possess a long known
tradition of some very ghosdy occurrences.
With Halloween approaching rapidly, what
better subjects are there to converse about
than hauntings, creepy sights, and unhappy
spirits? Professor Regina Thackara of
Wilkes was kind enough to share her
amazing insight into such a blood curdling
topic. Let us begin our discussion from the
university’s grounds and work our way
outward. Grab your favorite blanket and
hold onto the edge of your seat. This will be
an experience you’ll never forget!
Conyngham Hall, most commonly
known as Career Services, is said to have an
essence of the macabre flowing behind its
beautiful brick structure. Not very’ much is known, but chilling reports of unknown laughter have arisen
from the perspective of unsuspecting maintenance men. Roth Hall on West Northampton St. was
originally the site of a Baptist church in the mid 1800s. In more recent years, female dorm students
claimed to have heard actual singing taking place on Sunday mornings. Harking back to more stories from
our maintenance staff, the hearing of running water in another Wilkes property (currently unknown) was
brought to the attention of many at least one time. It has been said that Weckesser Hall has a very' spirit­
like tenant residing within its castle-like demeanor as well. Last but certainly not least, Kirby Hall has long
been known to be a large piece of the ghostly pie served at Wilkes for an odd amount of years. Many
professors and students alike warn to never enter its doors after a late hour for fear of running into the
Poker Pan, the white lady, or the little girl—all resident ghosts of the former mansion.
Our creepy tales expand even further into the city of Wilkes-Barre and surrounding areas within
the Wyoming Valley. The grounds of Wilkes-Barre’s current City Hall were originally the site of the City
Cemetery. When the area became too big and needed room to expand, it was decided that the cemetery be
moved to its present location on North River St. In order to accomplish this move, city officials had the
duty of contacting the family members of the deceased, asking for permission to move the bodies.
Unfortunately, only financially stable families were able to send their loved ones to their new place of rest.
Those who could not afford this maneuver were forced to leave the graves behind, and City Hall was built

directly atop. Rumors of angry spirits present in that area are floating around to this day.
No discussion of paranormal events in and around this area would be complete without a
mention of the Smurl Haunting. Back in 1974, Jack and Janet Smurl began noticing strange and terrifying
events happening within their side of their duplex home located in West Pittson. Everything from
footsteps heard to seeing black, human-shaped forms without faces was witnessed by the family. Much
more terrifying information about the Smurls can be obtained via the website: http://

www.thecobrasnose.com/xxghost/smurl.html
In closing our Halloween-themed article, we will leave you with the brief story' of a mine tragedy'.
In September 1897, the Lattimer Massacre occurred as thousands of non-union miners marched
peacefully' protesting poor working conditions among various other difficulties associated with working in
the mines. Nineteen of the men were shot and killed by lawmen headed by' Sheriff James Martin. There
have been reports of ghostly figures floating around the Lattimer area ever since.

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by Justin Jones

The Brown Bag Lecture Series features discussions headed by Drs. Marcia Farrell and Helen Davis on any and all issues
pertaining to English majors as they move forward in their careers. Meetings are informal, as students arc encouraged to bring their

lunches and hang out in Farrell’s office during the lunch hour while discussing the topic at hand.
This year, the series will focus on topics suggested by the English community, as Farrell and Davis want to address the concerns
that majors find most pressing. The fields English majors can enter are vast, so suggesting what it is you need to hear about may be the
only way to acquire the desired knowledge.
Please contact Davis, Helen.davis@wilkes.edu; or Farrell, Marcia.farrell@wilkcs.cdu with your suggestions as soon as possible
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Once topics have been submitted, remember to check your email for announcements about upcoming Brown Bag Lunches.

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In Dr. Marcia Farrell’s English 228 Professional Writing course, students will not only learn staples in the business world such
as constructing memorandums, resumes, and press releases, but will also have the opportunity to work alongside Wilkes alumnus Ryan
Holmes, a representative of the National High School Coaches Association. Working alongside the NHSCA will not only give Farrell s
students an example of what can be expected in the professional writing world but also grant them an opportunity for national
publication, which will assist in resume building after college.
The NHSCA was founded in 1989 and is considered a not-for-profit organization. Some of the services that NHSCA provide
include support and leadership programs for the nation’s 500,000 high school coaches and 10 million high school athletes. Other
responsibilities that the NHSCA hosts include sporting events such as the Senior National High School Wrestling tournament, a major
high school sporting event. The NHSCA also
hosts sports which include basketball, lacrosse,
golf, soccer and football.
The students in English 228 are assigned
a specific sport by Holmes to report on each
month. Sports include: football, baseball,
wrestling, golf, tennis, soccer, and lacrosse.
Ultimately, the students will be tasked with writing
a 450-500 word article which will be a
contribution to the editorial portion of the
NHSCA website (www.nhsca.com).
Some of the skills that Dr. Farrell hopes
to encourage—problem solving, negotiating,
creativity, marketing, attention to detail,
confidence and communication—can be attractive
to future employers. Ultimately, through
cooperation with the NHSCA and the English 228
course, students will gain skills, insight, and the
ability to tackle the professional job market while
adding a professional publication to their resume.
Additionally, NHSCA has agreed to submit the
best editorials to Ginnett Publishing for possible
national publication. Students, then, have the
Ryan Holmes visits English 228 to explain the NHSCA Project.
opportunity to reach a wide audience while also
receiving feedback on their work from
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for a few days, seniors Matt Kovalcik, an English major with a dual concen­
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Criminology/Spanish major, enjoyed the sights and sounds of Madrid, Spain.
The two friends decided to study' abroad for the entire month of July' to ful­
fill personal goals. Kovalcik was eager for a “learning experience outside of
Wilkes University' and America at large.” While in Madrid, he took Spanish
Civilisation, which studied the history, music, and literature of the country',
while he also took Heninffvay in Spain which consisted of traveling to places
that Hemingway actually was while he was in Spain.
LaFleur, on the other hand, wanted to take courses which he
needed to complete his Spanish degree. He took Advanced Conversations,
where the class talked about current events and such, as well as Spanish Art,
which took students to four different museums to see the works of Dali,
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Picasso, Goya, and other famous Spanish artists.
While the two Wilkes seniors did have to spend much of their time confined in their dorm-like rooms in C.M.U Mara (a living
complex for Madrid’s high schoolers) studying, they did find room for extra-curriculars. One of LaFleur’s fondest memories was when he
and Kovalcik had “decided to be strictly' American and go to Burger King.” As they were ordering their burgers, the Spanish World Cup
team, fresh from their victory in South Africa, paraded by with the cup. “We could see our reflections in that thing,” Kovalcik said.
Kovalcik had his own favorite memories, which consisted of going to a Rammstein concert which “literally melted [his] face off [his]
skull,” and having a half an hour long conversation with a Spanish speaking man about Charles Bukowski with what little Spanish he
knew.

h/et of Science
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English majors and minors are encouraged to check out the new Web ofScience tool at the Farley Library next time they are
looking to conduct research. To get a better understanding of what this tool actually is, one must look no further than the grant proposal
Wilkes submitted to acquire Web of Science-.
The IS1 Web ofScience provides seamless access to current and retrospective multidisciplinary' information from approximately
9,233 of the most prestigious, high impact research journals in the world. IFe/&gt; of Science also provides a unique search method­
cited reference searching. With it, users can navigate forward, backward, and through the literature, searching all disciplines and
time spans to uncover all the information relevant to their research.
The Farley Library- was able to acquire this research tool through a generous grant and gift from Clayton ’49 and Theresa
Karambelas Other than Penn State, Wilkes University is the only University in NEPA privileged enough to have the entire Web ofScience
archive at their disposal. A demonstration for the program was held on September 23, 2010. Students interested in learning how to use

lA/elcome A/ew English Majors
by Vicky Hevener

The Inkwell Quarterly staff would like to greet new English majors Jamie Alderiso, Caevaun DuBarry, Miranda Baur John

The Inkwell Staff
Faculty Advisor: Dr. Marcia Farrell
Managing Editor: MattKogot
Assistant Managing Editor: Justin Jones
Head Copy Editor: David Cook
Las out Editor. Tony Thomas
Photographer: Sonja Heises
Miranda Baur, Ashlev Bringmann. Sarah Ehrhard. Cindy Davis, Caevaun DuBanv Anastasia Dud/ienski. 1 l.illv Evans,

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fall Picnic

by' Amanda Kaster

by Caevaun DuBarry

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the Humanities Division held its annual picnic
The sun was shining brightly on Tuesday, September 14, 2010, as
on the lawn of Kirby Hall from 3:30 to 5:30 p.m. The Humanities picnic has been held every year for ov
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and allows students and faculty to mingle and converse outside of the classroom.
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The event was well attended by humanities majors, minors, faculty, and others wo ave an in ores in e epartment. There was an abundance of delectable food, desserts, and beautiful weather. Also, everyone seeme to enjoy spen
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faculty, Staff.•, an4 Club Dp4ates
by David Cook
Dr. Janet Starner will be attending a conference on Undergraduate Research in November. The conference brings together individuals
and teams from around the country' to learn about and discuss the challenges and benefits that result when students are invited to engage
in research opportunities at the undergraduate level. You can find more information about the conference on their web site: http://
www.aacu.org/meetings/undcrgraduate_research/2010/index.cfm. Drs. Helen Davis and Chad Stanley will also be attending the

conference.
Over the summer, Dr. Chad Stanley’s "Afterword" for Joseph Plumb Martin's Narrative ofa Revolutionary Soldier was published in the new
Penguin edition of this text. Also, Stanley will be chairing a panel and presenting on Ireland's 1916 Easter Rising at the 2011 NeMLA
conference at Rutgers University. His presentation will focus on Rudyard Kipling's poetry and the history of German involvement in
preparations for the Easter 1916 rebellion.
Dr. Helen Davis was nominated by the College of Arts, Humanities, and Social Sciences to submit an NEH (National Endowment for
the Humanities) grant proposal for the summer stipend program. Davis’s proposal focuses on her ongoing book project, which deals with
narratology and the works of Charlotte Bronte.
Dr. Marcia Farrell was also nominated by the College of Arts, Humanities, and Social Sciences to submit an NEH grant proposal for the
summer stipend program. Farrell proposed to examine the works of Canadian Lucy Maud Montgomery and South African/Briton
Laurens van der Post in terms of Commonwealth literature and duty to the Empire by traveling to Prince Edward Island and South
Africa.

The Manuscript 's calling for submissions. Manuscript accepts work from current students, faculty, and alumni. Submissions may fall
under the genre’s of prose, poetry, art, or photography with a five piece limit to each genre. Submissions must be in no later than
midnight October 18, 2010.
Speech and Debate Team members David Cook and Casim Gomez will be traveling to Las Vegas to compete in a National Debate
Invitational. They will compete over three days, against a series of schools including Harvard and die University of Michigan. The Speech
and Debate team is also hosting a High School tournament on October 30, 2010. The team is looking for volunteers to judge a wide
variety of performance and speech based events. If you are interested in judging please contact Professor Christine Mellon via email,
Christine.mellon@wilkes.edu, or your friendly neighborhood speech and debate team member.

TEC/E4ucation Announcements:
by Matt Kogoy
As a reminder to those English majors with a concentration in education, if you have not done so, and will have field experience
courses in the future, please complete your clearances as soon as possible as they are mandatory. Those students who have yet to do so,
the Ed department will provide you with the necessary forms.
Also, if you are planning to student teach in the spring, you should have attended the Placement Seminar
on September 30,
2010. During the registration period, make sure you register for ED 390 in the spring.

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Heights, witnessed die economic potential on Southern Avenue, and explored HOPE VI housing units in Easrem Market. Being engaged
in the local community has enabled me to understand the importance of equal opportunities in terms of education, health care, housing,
and employment opportunities. 1 hope to take the skills I am developing and employ them in my own community.
I am currently working as an intern for Running Start, a non-partisan non-profit organization that focuses upon bringing young
women to politics by providing the necessary tools to run for an elected office. Despite being a relatively young organization, six
programs are available that allow young women between the ages of fifteen to thirty to engage in the political arena. The Young Women’s
Political Leadership Retreat allows fifty' high school aged girls to attend sessions to develop as political leaders, honing public speaking
skills and developing platforms. Last year, over 30,000 applications were received for the program. Such high numbers are evidence of the
fact that there is a high demand for resources that lay the ground work for women’s involvement in politics. Running Start also offers
seven fellowships to young women in college to intern with influential members on the Hill; luncheons to assist women in the workplace
on running for office; and seminars to encourage participation in student government.
1 love the work I am doing for the organization where I am an intern, not only in terms of the overall intentions of Running
Start, but more importantiy, the assignments I am given. My internship directly engages the skills I acquired through the Humanities
department, specifically in regards to thorough research and professional writing. For instance, I am working on a long-term book review
project where I evaluate an assortment of texts focused on women in politics. The reviews will be posted on the. website as resources for
young women interested in any of the programs offered. I have also conducted research on content critical to Running Start’s functions,
ranging from donor tracking software to potential partnerships with the Girls Scout of America. My internship includes very little clerical
work, which means I get to perform tasks that direcdy relate to having a position with a non-profit organization.
DC has been immensely rewarding thus far, and I look forward to updating you further about my experiences as the semester
progresses.

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Jessica McMahon
Major: English
Minor: Secondary Education, History, Women’s Studies
What are you doing now that you have graduated from Wilkes University?
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graduation. I work at Williamsport Area High School in Williamsport, PA
as a 9th grade English teacher. I specifically' teach Introduction to
Literature 1/ Composition I.
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How do you think the English Department at Wilkes has prepared you for
life post graduation?
I think the combination of the program was extremely influential for the success I have found in the program. The literature based courses, coupled with the intensive grammar and history' of English courses, helped me to better understand the language

and be able to teach the language to the students in my classroom.
Who was your most influential professor at Wilkes?
It is very' difficult to narrow one professor who was most influential because each professor helped1 me in many ways. Dr.
Hamill was my rock who got me through college and through the hard times. He is the one twho continuously pushed me to
excel in the classroom by challenging me. Dr. Stanley always believed in me when I needed it, and his positive approach made
me feel better about my successes in the classroom. Dr. Starner helped me better learn and grow in my lacking knowledge of
Shakespeare and helped me to gain more appreciation. Finally, Dr. Weliver, my' first advisor, was the person who first pushed
me into the program and believed in me to succeed and was definitely influential because she helped me to find my' ground.
Is there any advice that you would give to current undergraduate English majors and minors at Wilkes?
The best advice that I can give the English majors and minors is to take advantage of all of the resources and information that
you are given in the classroom. Also, go to see your professors. Going to talk to those people will help you to excel as a major or
a minor, and will help you to better understand what you are looking to succeed personally.
Is there anything else you would like to add?
Most importantly, the best thing to know is to enjoy your time at school and take advantage of every' resource available to you
while you are there. Stay' active and focused, but enjoy all your experiences—especially the Humanities Picnic.

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New Dean of the College of Arts, Humanities, and Social Sciences, Dr.
Linda Winkler has a wide range of occupational experience; from working as a
Juvenile Probation Officer to being the Vice President of Academic Affairs at the
University' of Pittsburg, Winkler has seen it all!
Winkler’s academic focus centers on the field of anthropology', and she
brings to Wilkes a great deal of experience that includes working with the Study
Abroad Program at the University' of Pittsburgh’s Titusville campus.
Winkler has also worked internationally to produce children’s books for
East Africans as part of an AIDS education program. The program hopes to
“sensitize” the culture while educating them about AIDS prevention. Four books
have been produced, the latest entitled 'dnnianyika, which was written by Winkler and illustrated by Katie Moran. The book is published
in both Swahili and English. Winkler claims that previous to the publication of the children’s books, there weren’t any forms of literature
written in Swahili for children; “the community' in East Africa needed them,” says the new Dean.
Besides Africa, Winkler has also visited many other countries including Cambodia, Laos, Nicaragua, Madagascar, and she
frequently sojourns to London, England. Winkler’s expansive curiosity and passion for adventure have given her a number of
intellectually stimulating experiences.
Winkler hopes to bring an interdisciplinary perspective as well as openness to the liberal arts to Wilkes University.
When asked for advice, Winkler encourages freshmen to have patience as well as a balance between academic studies and
opportunities, and seniors to not be overly worried about the job market and to be open and flexible to career possibilities.

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What is your favorite aspect of the Wilkes community?
I really like that everyone is involved with sports around campus. As for the Education aspect of Wilkes, everyone is always
willing to help you out. Although classes are competitive, English majors are always offering to help with your writing and new ideas to
take a paper, while the Education depaitment students are always passing along lesson plans to help a future teacher out. Basically the
small community really makes it feel like a home away from home. The people I have met through Wilkes are like a second family to me.
Do you feel prepared to leave the university? How so?
I think all of my experiences at Wilkes have made me prepared to graduate. The Special Education program has had me in the
field for every semester since my sophomore year. That is one thing that 1 feel makes a huge difference. You never know what a
classroom will be like or even if you will like teaching. Wilkes made sure I was in the classroom as much as possible so I wasn't finding
out senior year, spring semester that it wasn't for me. There was also such a wide variety of English courses provided that I got a variety
of information in four years. I feel that the classes 1 took will be able to help me at any age level which I could teach at.
What are your post-college graduation plans?
I plan on applying to schools all over New Jersey and around Philadelphia. I would love to go to graduate school for something
in the field of Education, maybe sign language or the Autism Spectrum. 1 would also like to coach either soccer or lacrosse.

An Enlightenment foment
by Annie Yoskoski and Dr. Anthony
The first horror novel was written by Charles Brockden Brown in 1798. Both Nathaniel Hawthorne
and Edgar Allan Poe credit him as their predecessor. The novel, however, was more philosophical in nature
than it was scary, according to the author. At the time, the term “novel” was frowned upon and only used by

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The Mystery of the Kirby Killer
As an upstanding member of the greater Wilkes-Barre community, everyone wanted a piece of r.
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McFly. His membership to societies like the Westmoreland Club granted him access to special privileges an rig ts
those in the loop were allowed. As a consequence of his respectability, he would frequendy host dinner parties &lt;

community to commemorate some success or another.
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So, on June 12, McFly held a celebration in Kirby Hall at Wilkes University commemorating one o tie m
sity’s new programs. A select group of students along with certain prodigious members of the surrounding commu ty
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rushing past McFly as they made their way to the Salon downstairs to set the tables, polish the silverware, and trim t e ta ec o

One student, a freshman by the name of Joe Brody, was transporting two stainless steel trays graced with baklava and bru
sprouts when he had the misfortune of tripping as he was descending the staircase near McFly. Brody’s body lurched forwar as ot
trays freed themselves from his sweaty palms, flew through the air, and landed with a clang on the head of Mr. McFly, orcing um
his chair and onto the floor.
Getting to his feet, Brody inquired, “Sir, arc you all right?”
No response.
Brody repeated, “Sir, are you all right?”
Brody stared into the man’s large pupils as blood began to seep from McFly’s eyes, through the canyons of wrinkles composing
his aged face. Instinctively, Brody attempted to resuscitate McFly, but nothing came of it.
“Oh no,” Brody gasped. “I’ve killed this man.. .with baklava and brusscl sprouts!”
A sudden rush of dinner guests came to the aid of the fallen Dr. McFly, however to no avail. As Jamie Roth, a senior nursing
major with a minor in contemporary American fiction, quickly acknowledged, that Charles Foster McFly was as dead as the pre-dinner
banter. Gasps and cries of shock now replaced the small talk, but it was clear that the mood circulating the room and its twelve living in­
habitants was one of macabre excitement, for Charles McFly was more of a community spectacle than a personal friend. Yet, the new­
found buzz of gossipy speculation interspersed with the young Brody’s cries of shock immediately ceased in light of a more astonishing
revelation.
“Hey, guys,” Jamie called over the din, hesitantly. “I don’t think Dr. McFly died from the vegetable platter.”
The commotion quit like a kick drum, as all attention turned to the future nurse stooped over the deceased octogenarian.
“Wha—I don’t understand, Jamie,” stuttered Mark Conway, a fellow senior and fairly pompous secondary education major. “We
all saw that jackass of a waiter drop that tray on his head. And McFly was, what, a hundred years old? Seems like it would do the trick.”
“But look,” argued Jamie, obviously annoyed by Mark’s pompousness. “There isn’t any real blunt force trauma, because I don’t
think that tray could really hurt anyone.”
Nikhil Mehta, an Indian exchange student and a close friend of Jamie’s, picked up the flimsy plastic tray, verifying the nursing
major’s suggestion.
‘Yes, it is...plastika, uh, plastic,” the exchange student stated in his staccato English. Nikhil looked nervously to Jamie as he
proffered this realization.
“Okay...okay,” Mark said, clearly unsettled. “Then what do you suggest happened, doctor?”
Jamie paused, unsure of what she could say that wouldn’t level accusations at the dinner guests, or, at the very least, wouldn’t
cause another panicked outburst. Her gaze shifted from face to face, recognizing the fear in the guests’ expressions, trying to brush off
Mark’s snide attempts to control the situation and hoping to case Brody’s obvious self-condemnation.
“I think,” Jamie started, stopping to regain composure. “I think Dr. McFly was.. .poisoned.”
There was the unmistakable echo of a collective gasp that could have been heard from inside the locked office of Kirby 301
Jamie knew that declaring that McFly may have been poisoned opened up an entirely different can of worms than a mere blow to the
head, but from what she saw, McFly’s death was surely premeditated.
“Poison?” Mark replied, the only one able to formulate words after Jamie’s verdict was made. “I’m sorry, Jamie. I know you ar
the nursing major and all, but I think you’ve been reading too many Conan Doyle novels. No one poisons people these days! And how d
you explain the blood?”
“First of all, what blood? And, well, we’ve already confirmed that the tray Brody was cartying isn’t heavy or sharp enough to
create such a trauma,” Jamie said, examining the tray once more, aware that all eyes were weighing heavily upon her. “Well where M Fl •
was standing at the time the poison began to affect him, a swift fall from this height and a blunt strike of his head on the windowsill h
could explain the blood that I now see all over the floor. We’d just have to...” she trailed off as she knelt down beside McFlv and
reached for his head.
“Whoa! Maybe we shouldn’t touch him!” Mark exclaimed, a hint of nervousness evident in his strong demeanor nF
before. ‘You know... tampering with the evidence?”
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Dr. Hamill ate his last cookie very slowly, which signified that he was deep in thought. The group was on edge. There was a kil­
ler on the loose, a benefit event that now was in peril, and Mark still had not returned with his cell phone.
What we have here is the perfect paradigm for a murder mystery. Everything is coming together. Someone is dead. People are
missing. There is no clear motive.. .yet. All that we are missing is a dashing and intelligent detective. And I know just where to find him.
Stay put. 111 be right back, said Dr. Hamill. Like a giddy schoolboy he rushed up the stairs seemingly going to his office.
“Well I guess we have to wait for him to get back,” said Jamie. As soon as she finished exhaling on the last consonant sound in
back a bloodcurdling scream filled the old Kirby building.
“That might be Mark!” exclaimed Brody.
“Or Dr. Hamill!” shouted Nikhil.
Before Jamie had a chance to take control of the situation the two boys ran out of the salon looking for the source of the
scream. Jamie knew that this couldn’t be good. The murderer may just have struck again...
The gang then ran up tire moss green stairs of Kirby, with every other step a dust cloud emitted from underneath their foot­
steps. Adrenaline pounded through their veins as they proceeded to reach the top floor of which the scream erupted just seconds earlier.
“I think it came from the break room.” said Dr. Hamill from atop the stairs.
As the Kirby colonels peaked around the corner they spied Janitor Ashy ‘Ashton Waters, who held an empty coffee mug which
more or less was the direct result of a lap full of pippin’ hot mocha latte, fresh from Rifkin.
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If you were a flower, in what literary garden would you grow and why?

We can all learn a lot about ourselves by’ considering which literary' garden we,
as flowers, would thrive and grow in. I’d have to say that I would grow best in the
literary “Garden of Poetic Hope” (GPH). (Using an acronym will promote the brand,
improving the likelihood of a campus-wide audience for The InkwellQuarterly!)
Our GPH is an organic garden, of course, and it’s planted in the
imagination. Like education, our garden’s health relies on an awareness of the future,
on an appreciation for and acceptance of what we can achieve when we plan ahead—
of what we hope for when we plant a seed. Like our learning cycles, our GPH requires
regular tilling, watering, and weeding. We need to till—to prepare our soil— by giving
ourselves every opportunity' to learn what we can while we’re reading, thinking and
writing as English majors. We need water to give ourselves the best chance at growing
to our potential. We need to weed away the unhealthy, toxic, water-craving influences
that will steal away our soil’s nutrients.
Given that this is a poetic garden—one relying on the imagination’s ability to
confirm a knowable future—it’s important that we consider what the poets have to
say. In his poem “Design,” Robert Frost contemplates how a beautiful flower can be
caught up in determined nature: “What had that flower to do with being white / The
wayside blue and innocent heal-all?” Gazing at this flower that is holding up a spider’s p|lolo Courtesy of Stefanic McHugh
web with a trapped moth, Frost’s speaker questions if nature is innocent or dark: How
part
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--------------------garden from dais. In Frost’s poem, die darkness—we know because we’ve planted our GPH—is only’ a perceived, constructed one. We
need to be able to see through all this darkness all around us if we are to rise and grow to find our place in the sun. Langston Hughes was
spot-on when he considered what can happen if we do not rise above the conditions of a toxic soil or sunless space: What happens to a
dream deferred? I Does it dry up / Like a raisin in the sun?” Our self-awareness elevates us to contemplate the darkness only to rise
again—out of the valley of darkness—to a sunny place where our GPH will thrive. T.S. Eliot was, perhaps, the darkest of them all,
contemplating the “crudest month,” when “Lilacs out of the dead land” compromise any hope for a full healing. But Eliot’s big ideas in
his poem, “The Waste Land,” rely on a hope that the cycle will turn again toward a renewing season of fertile soil, rainfall and
sunlight. We, too, must navigate through these terrains of darkness and effort to rise about the “dead land.”
Finally, we need to confirm over and over again that, like Mary's garden in The Secret Garden, we all possess hope that a garden
exists somewhere for us. Our Garden of Poetic Hope is out there waiting for us to till, to plant, and to water. When we do, we acknowledge
what our English education has taught us: The powers to grow, to learn, to heal are powers inherent in every one of us, in every' living
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by Dr. Farrell

When canning pumpkin, make sure that, after removing the “guts,” you bake the
pumpkin for about an hour and a half in a 350 degree oven to soften the pulp. Doing so will
make scooping the pulp out signiftcandy easier. Then, when cooking down the pumpkin, only
add a minimal amount of water so that the pulp becomes more malleable for canning. When
canning, then, you can choose to add spices such as cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and clove or
simply leave the pulp plain for use in a variety’ of recipes.
Also, the recipe on the side of the Pillsbury' Quick Bread mix for biscotti (in
cranberry, pumpkin, or banana) is easy and tasty. However, once you cut the biscotti loaf after
the initial baking, make sure that you separate the slices so that upon the second baking, your
biscotti will be crisp. Also, you may need to increase your baking time to adequately toast the biscotti.
Finally, the not-so-secret ingredients to my apple pie are cheddar cheese and ground clove.

If you .ire interested in obtaining any archived issue of InkwellQuarterly please contact either Dr. Farrell or a member of the ID editorial
staff. Some issues arc still available as hard copies.
All issues arc available electronic ally at http://wilkcs.edii/inkwell

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strong student, Frank s essay for 336: Vtctonan Ltterature, 'Changing Times and Stoker's
focused on how the various male and
female characters in the novel represent changing gender stereotypes that were emerging in late nineteenth-century British culture,” says
Davis.
Davis adds, Frank came into my office while working on this essay and we had a wonderfully rich conversation about the
blood exchanges in the novel and what they represented about the relationships between the characters and Victorian views of sexuality. I
assumed during this conversation that Frank was thinking through these issues because he was trying to find ways to expand his essay.
Near the end of our conversation, Frank showed me his draft, which was already at thirteen pages. I quickly realized that Frank was
almost through with his essay, but was still contemplating the tangential connections that he could see in the novel.”
Such focus and engagement in the material is particularly useful to students on the literature and writing tracks within the
program, as they will eventually need to consider the subjects for their senior capstones. Although O’Shea is a Secondary' Education
minor and student-teaching will take the place of the capstone, Davis points out that “Frank had enough insights into the text to create a
capstone project even though the assignment was for a fifteen to twenty-page paper.”
O’Shea shared some insight as to how he went about writing for English 353, where he examined the work of Indian author R.
K. Narayan and the novel The Guide. O’Shea said that his success in writing, particularly the completion of a piece called “Manipulating
the Oppressed,” stemmed from his own writing process, one that included meeting with Farrell during office hours as he had done with
Davis. O’Shea stresses that other writers should be willing to approach their professors about papers, stating, Conversation is crucial,
since the whole point of writing an argumentative piece is to communicate a point to others.
Farrell notes that faculty- love the opportunity- to discuss student work outside the formal structure of the conference because
those moments show dedication and engagement in the material that often
lead to rich, intellectually stimulating conversation.
“Talking with Frank as he worked through his ideas was a great
deal of fun and, ultimately, led to some truly unique interpretations of the
primary text,” she added. “Watching a student process his or her ideas
about a text is one of the most gratifying experiences we have.”
Kelly and Davis concur. “We both benefited from having a great
conversation, and it was clear to me that Frank went above and beyond the
intellectual scope of his particular topic and made sure that he understood
the tangential issues as well as those on which he focused,” says Davis.
Kelly notes, “Frank’s work in that course made a very positive
first impression on me.”
O’Shea’s process serve as a reminder that approaching one s
professor often leads to insight and resources one would never find
otherwise, and such conversation is the heart of the coDege experience.

coa/^MATWS!
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American Writer Trivia
by Ton}’ Thomas

1. He studied engineering at 16 and left school in his second year to join the Navy.

2. His alter ego is science-fiction writer Kilgore Trout.
3. During President Clinton’s impeachment trial she famously declared him, “our first black president.
4. Who said the following about Jane Austen, “I would like to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin bone.
5. She was the first fiction writer born in the twentieth century to have her work collected and published by the Library of Congress.
6. This Noble Prize winning author, well known for his liberal politics, was denounced by the New York Tines for his sympathetic
portrayal of the United States Army while he was reporting on the Vietnam War.
7. He declared that, “All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn .

8. Her writing was not limited to fiction. During her time she was also well known for garden and interior design. In fact, her first
published work The Decoration of Houses rejected Victorian interior design as being filled with overstuffed furniture and bric-a-brac.
9. She was the first American woman to win the Noble Prize. She also went by her Chinese name, Sai Zhenzhu.

10. This controversial American poet can be seen in the promotional music video for Bob Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues.” He
also helped write the cue cards Dylan uses in the video.
11. His last words were reported to have been, “Lord, help my poor soul.”

Word Bank:

Edith Wharton
Allen Ginsberg
Toni Morrison
Kurt Vonnegut

Mark Twain
John Steinbeck
Thomas Pynchon
Edgar Allan Poe

Ernest Hemingway
Pearl S. Buck
Flanner}’ O’Connor

Ansi;wers to the Previews Carrie

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Dr. Starner’s Sabbatical Work
D.C. Experience, Part II by Amanda Kaster
Update on current 200 and 300-level English courses
Graduation Audit and Diploma Order information
The Mystery of the Kirby Killer: Chapter 2

Salman Rushdie—Shame
Thomas Pynchon—Vineland
Raymond Carver—Cathedral
Michael Herr—Dispatches
Toni Morrison—Beloved

The Inkire/1fjmirterly invites all with questions for Kuhar’s Corner to contact the staff at inkwcll(&lt;/wilkcs.cdu or on our Facebook page.

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Volume 5

Issue 2

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In this Issue:
Brown Bag Updates

2

Celebrate V-Day at
Wilkes

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Club and Faculty
Updates

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On Campus
Hangouts for English
Majors

Semester in DC

4

Hamill’s Hunches

5

Ken Dauber Visit

5

Theatre Productions

5

Murder in Kirby Hall

6

Spring 2011 English
Courses

8

Kuhar’s Corner

9

Events at King’s

10

The Winter
Breakdown

11

Faculty Apply for
NEH grants

11

Vfor Vendetta film
review

12

Local Events

12

Senior Spotlight

14

Books to Read Over
Winter Break

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Dr. Farrell’s Fiber
Tips

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Game: Holiday
Reading Match-Up

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Senior Exit Survey

Winter 2010

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By Justin Jones

Each year, a departmental survey is given to each graduating
English major in hopes that the responses generated from the survey
will help the department grow and get closer to its students. This year,
the survey contained questions such as what the student’s favorite
aspect of the department was; what was their favorite course; if they
had any suggestions for incoming English majors; who was their
favorite professor; and if there was anything they believed would
make the department better in the future. While the survey is still
being distributed, seniors Anthony Truppo, Rachel CannuU, and
Shannon McDonald had some interesting answers.
Truppo’s favorite aspect of the department is the faculty at
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large. He believes each professor brings their own unique intellect
into class topics and that they, “stimulated in-depth and interesting
discussions.” His favorite course was Creative Writing with Dr.
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MischeUe Anthony, because he was able to explore his “potential as
a creative writer and get helpful feedback from fellow writers.” The
greatest suggestion he has for majors new to the department is to take classes even when they are worried
about whether or not it is right for them. “There were several classes I was required to take that I was afraid
I would not enjoy, but they ended up becoming some of my favorite courses,” he said. Truppo’s favorite
professor is Dr. Thomas Hamill, and his only suggestion to better the department is to make more
creative writing classes accessible to students.
Cannuli enjoys how small the department is, allowing everyone to be closer than a larger
department like Pharmacy allows. She loves the family atmosphere within the walls of Kirby. Her favorite
course was Shakespeare, because the course generated a newfound appreciation for the classic author. Her
favorite teacher is Dr. Hamill as well, and she suggests that newer majors should take on every opportunity
they get to get to know their peers and professors because “they are all awesome!” Cannuli also suggests
the History of the English language, which is taught by Dr. Hamill, should be a requirement for all English
majors.
What McDonald always had to look forward to in the department was Dr. Marcia Farrell’s
Ibaking. Her favorite class was Comparative Grammar because everything she learned she was able to relate to
teaching, which she plans on doing with her Secondary Ed minor. Her favorite professors are Dr. Hamill
'and Dr. Farrell, and she warns new and incoming majors to always be ready to have in-class discussions,
Ibecause most of the professors within the department base their course off of discussion.
The department urges seniors who have received the survey to reply ASAP in an effort to better
!the department and to track senior plans upon graduation. Answers can be sent to
justin.jonesl@wilkes.edu or inkweU@wilkes.edu.

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Junior David Cook found an interesting way to
help others this holiday season. As part of Zebra
Communications’ work with the Red Cross’s Holiday
Ketde Campaign, Cook opted to bring attention to the
event by playing the piano for twenty-four hours in the
SUB. From 6a.m. to 6a.m. on December 2, 2010, Cook
helped the Red Cross raise $1500.
He is pictured here playing with tire assistance of
IQ mascot, Maggie.

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including what will be taken senior year. Stamer e p0*' b
*S,rneant t0 ensure that a student has completed all required courses—not
example, students who took courses outside of the 31115
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also urges students who have minors outside of the E^
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requirements have not changed. Seniors are enco
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disCUSSlon with their respective advisor as soon as possible,
not perfect, ’ she stated, “which is why students shnnldl mve‘islty students regardless of major, minor, or class standing: “Advisors are
currently taking, and what they are still required to cnmnl^f ” c
record of what classes they have completed, what they are
a visors, and to come to pre-registration meetings with^ plannedctT Cha^enged students to know more about their progress than their

sting prepared.

Celebrate V-Day at Wilkes
By Holly Evans

Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues return to Wilkes on February 11 and 12, 2011. Angela Dalessandro has returned to direct
this year’s performance. This year’s spotlight monologue is abuse against women; 10% of all proceeds will be donated to an area in the
country' where abuse against women is the highest. Students are encouraged to audition. Announcements for audition dates will be
posted on today@wilkes on the Mywilkes Portal. The performance will be held in the Ballroom at 7 pm. Admission is free for Wilkes
students; non-Wilkes students are $5, and general admission is ? 10.

History in the Wyoming Valley
By Annie Yoskoski
One event in the history of the Wyoming Valley that not many people recognize is
what historians dubbed “The Wyoming Valley Massacre.” A battle waged during the
Revolutionary War on July 3, 1778, left many dead behind. A man named Colonel Zebulon
] Butler lead over 350 men into the heart of the valley from Forty Fort.
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H England), and Iroquois Indians. The man leading the loyalists was also named Colonel Butler,
H ironically. The much outnumbered Colonel Zebulon survived with around fifty of his men.
) The next day he surrendered Forty Fort to prevent further death. This battle was one of note
j between loyalist/Indian forces and Americans.
Giles Slocum, a person of much recognition to this valley also participated in this
battle. He was the older brother of our very own Francis Slocum, for whom Francis Slocum
An area in the Hollenback Cemetery where a Park is named.
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The Brown Bag lunches are held monthly by Drs. Marcia Farrell and Helen Davis. Seniors and juniors are encouraged to attend
and gain information about furthering their education and exploring job opportunities. The lunches are held in either Farrell’s or Davis’s
office, and students arc encouraged to attend with lunch in hand.
The most recent Brown Bag Lunch was held on November 4, 2010 in Dr. Davis’s office. The topic was “Applying t G d te
School.” Seniors asked questions and Davis gave tips on writing personal statements and materials that are helpful for letters of
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hkes to hang around the bell tower. “I like the aesthetic beauty' of it ” says Jones “I get
together with some friends and it’s a good time.” Kogoy, on the other hand, spends his Photo Courtesy Sonja Heisey
ame on campus helping other English majors. When he is not in the Writing Center he
can be found in lus “office,” on the top floor of the Kirby right outside of Dr. Anthony’s office.
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Seniors who do not have a minor in Secondary Education must complete a Capstone project in order to graduate. At this point
in the year, students should have approached a professor for advisory. However, if for some reason a student has not found an advisor,
he or she is urged to do so as soon as possible. Note that any full-time faculty member may be a Capstone advisor; however, professors
may have already' taken on a number of other Capstone advisees.
The English faculty advise students to begin Capstone projects around Winter Intersession, stating that the more time students
give themselves to complete the project the more likely they' are to succeed with the least amount of stress possible.

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Dr. Stanley, Dr. Davis, and Dr. Starner attended the conference, "Creativity, Inquiry', and Discovery': Undergraduate Research In
and Across the Disciplines" sponsored by the Association of American Colleges and Universities (AACU) in Durham, North
Carolina from November 11-13, 2010 (http://www.aacu.org/meetings/undergraduate research/2010/index.cfrh).
In addition, our new Dean, Dr. Linda Winkler, attended, along with Dr. Evene Estwick from Communications Studies. The
faculty',
goal is to learn how to integrate more undergraduate research into college's offerings, and specifically, for the department's faculty,

into the curriculum in English.
Dr. Janet Starner presented a revised and expanded version of the piece she wrote for this issue of The inkwell Quarterly as a talk for
colleagues at the Faculty Forum on November 19, 2010.
Dr. Marcia Farrell will present her paper, “Poster Children: Laurens van der Post’s Imperial Propaganda” at the thirty-ninth annual
Louisville Conference on Literature and Culture since 1900 in February' 2011.

The Inkwell Quarterly Staff
Faculty Advisor: Dr. Marcia Farrell
Managing Editor: Matt Kogoy
Assistant Managing Editor: Justin Jones
Head Copy Editor: David CookLayout Editor: Tony Thomas
Assistant Layout Editor: Elizabeth Voda
Online Coordinator: Matt Kovalcik
Photographer: Sonja Heisey
St iff \\ riters- Miranda Baur Ashley Bringmann, Sarah l .hrhard, Cacvaun DuBarry, Anastasia Dudzicnski, Holly Evans, Casim Gomez,
Brittnev Grizzami Vicki- I levc’ner, Amanda Kaster, Phil Muhlenberg, Mark Ricci. Chclsey Schoch, Viktoria Wojciechowski, Anne Yoskoski,
Ashley Zcarfoss
Faculty Columnists: Dr. Larry Kuhar and Dr. Thomas A. Hamill
Guest Contributor: Dr. Janet Starner

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weeks of my experience, I emerge with a wealth of knowledge, resources, an c
over, I decided I
me as I transition from Wilkes to a new adventure next fall. Since my tame ere
gonja Sotomayor,
should share one of the highlights of my semester: meeting Supreme ourt Jus
additional component
The opportunity to meet Justice Sotomayor on November 9,
was a
t^c opportunity,
of my seminar. Only a few slots were available to my class, and I imme ate y jump
Sotomayor has
As a woman interested in improving the plight of the female sex, I admire ewor
completed as a Latina woman in a predominantly male profession; there ore,
ew

We met inside the Supreme Court and were ushered into one of the rooms boarding wher^
are disclosed to the public. I was lucky enough to secure a seat right in the front row, a me
room
from where she would address us. After a briefing on proper conduct and expectations, Justice Sotomayor was recte
Tovernment
her marshals, and immediately welcomed us. She applauded our willingness to spend a semester in DC learning a out our g

and discussed the importance of having internship experience before proceeding into a career.
After briefly conversing with us, she offered a few moments for questions. Students inquired about the constitution
y
marriage, how the closeness of attorneys affects the atmosphere of the court, and how she has been able to preserve er ties to er
ethnicity in her career. Sotomayor’s responses exemplified why she is fitting for her position on the Supreme Court, she answere
coherently, knowledgeably, and with a fervor for law. Part of die reason she chose to seek a career in legal affairs was because s e ove

the variety that accompanies each case.
I was amazed by Justice Sotomayor’s delightful, humorous, and relaxed presence in light of her challenging career. She spo e
eloquently and thoughtfully about her experiences and the ongoings of the Supreme Court while also engaging with college students, even
sharing personal narratives about her time as a judge. Her generosity was tremendous, as she allowed each seminar to take a picture with
her and she willingly shook each of our hands, thanking us for listening to her. I walked away inspired and completely in awe by her
humility and intelligence. Justice Sotomayor truly is a role model for women in a society where we still occupy the minority in higher seats
of the government and the justice system. I feel tremendously honored to have met her, and know full well that the opportunity has
impacted the way I view the individuals at the very top of the court.

Hamill’s
By Dr. Thomas.
When I
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hell we were talkii

A Renaissance Moment

List of Th

By Tony Thomas and Dr. Starner

By Miranda Baur

King Henry VIII is well known for having six wives which became possible due to King Henry VIII’s defiance towards the
Pope. England was one of several countries who rejected the authority of the Roman Catholic Church and thus the Church of England
was born. Despite King Henry’s defiance he was not always rebellious towards the Church. In 1521 Pope Leo X named Henry “Defender
of the Faith” for writing a pamphlet entitled “Deceleration of the Seven Sacraments against Martin Luther”. The pamphlet denounced
Martin Luther’s reformist arguments. A few years later King Henry would meet Anne Boleyn.
Today we take for granted not only our right to speak and write as we please, but also the technology that allows us to publish
whatever is on our minds. Such ease was not always so. In 1579, a Puritan lawyer named John Stubbs published a pamphlet titled “A
gaping Gulph to swallow up England by a French Marriage, &amp;c” that denounced Queen Elizabeth’s proposed marriage to the French
Due D’Alencon. In the pamphlet, Stubbs painted Elizabeth as the poor victim of a young man’s ensnaring trickery Stubbs asserted that
the much younger Due D’Alencon was only going for Elizabeth’s money. Who could imagine a healthy sex life with such a pair? If thev
were to manage profitably employing their marriage bed, the Queen, at age 46, would surely die attempting to bear children Th n
n
was not amused by Stubb’s pamphlet. She sentenced Stubbs and his printer to be hanged, but she did later relent
jJ
have their right hands, the offending body part, cut off. Some stories told about the public dismemberment report: *!T
severed, Stubbs grabbed his hat with the remaining hand, held it in the air, and yelled “God save the queen!” and then f '
hand W
the warning, Puritan attacks on English monarchs continued into the next century. Later pamphleteers lost other h^d
D“plK ,
seventeenth century, the most disaffected left England. They emigrated to New England where thev practiced
YJn the C5
members of their new
communities some of the same repressive controls that behooved them to move from England

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Hamill’s Hunches
By Dr. Thomas A. Hamill

When I was in eighth grade, I accidently set fire to m« n,i w, &gt;
more like a bush, I was not like Moses, at least not at that point in &amp; ^7 S
WhUe the tree was
tree quite rapidly, licking flames against the house where the nJ a
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consumed *e
had once been carefully landscape-designed, and requiring the firemJlJ55 ?
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obviousness) is the heat I felt as a I worked with an impossibly short len^h of rubbeTwSe down

that cacophonous crackly glow. My available technologies notwithstanding, I never had a chance, and
so the first of many struggles against the encroaching apocalyptic fires of my own making ended as a
loss. The dens ex maebtna of the day s drama-my brother Matt running miraculous and immaculate
across the street to tnumph over the awaiung death with a hand held fire-extinguisher—concluded as
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reverse theophany: a white foam dust cloud that engorged all but itself and signified nothing. The
Desiree Wren
blacked tree sat sentinel on the Brittman’s porch for months, an ironic Lot’s wife of forgiveness I
probably did not deserve.
Reading typologically and writing, always, with equal senses of
&lt; " anachronism
'
. .
, I can’t help but see this singular
o
and..belatedness,
moment and it detritus all around me. In the dinner tray, sure; in what I have done and what I have failed to do with my daily romp
down that first flight of stairs and the always possible narrative conclusion of my plunge through the second-and-a-half floor landing
window of Kirby Hall; in the avoided prolepsis of that otherwise unrelenting plot line (and the reminder, from DeLillo drawing from
others, that all plots tend toward death). As I write, I am being plotted; as you read, the ironic tensions across the intertexts confuse and
legitimate the logics of unveiling. At the very' least someone - everyone - has been able to break the seal.
Biblical scholarship and the literary' tradition have revealed much about the Number of the Beast. Advances in translation and
historical linguistics have suggested a different alpha-numeric association—a different numerological resonance. But just as Holbein’s
woodcuts have become the central metonymic mnemonic for the Dance of Death, Iron Maiden’s chorus (also burned on my memory in
eighth grade) will always be true: “666, the Number of the Beast/Hell and fire was spawned to be released.”]
The fact that 666 is a kind of alphabetism (even in the misreading) reassures me, especially in times when aeronomy threatens to
evacuate meaning—when IDEA undermines our capacity to think; when IMPROVE, well, doesn’t; when many have forgotten what the
hell we were talking about.

List of Theatre Productions at Wilkes
By Miranda Baur
towards the
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Centef °n Novembex 12~14’

and 19—21, 2010. The sbo™ featJby Naomi Baker with the musical direction of Ken McGraw.
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seniors pay five dollars, and Wilkes University students, faculty and staff are free with ID.

Ken Dauber Visit
campus to speak with students in the English 398. American
course and to present a lecture on sentimentality ln "ar”e
A,.thnrsh;t, in
Stowe’s Unde Tom’s Cabin. Dauber is the author of TheI(lea^
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America: Democratic Poeticsfrom Franklin to Melville (1990) and Pfdtscov g

ten we should
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thome (1977).
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murder. But.
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faculty. Plus,
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editor who just happened to be in the group,
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a shower&gt; and now I
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of the group looked up to see •
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scream.

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random obscenities as he trailed off into the distance.
should go upstairs and see where that blood is coming from in
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into the group, which stared at the slowly opening door.
Out of the door frame, two bloody, pale hands were propelling a body forward.
“Mark!” Jamie screamed, and started to cry.
.
Mark was dragging himself forward toward the group, his face was pale, and a trad of blood followed in his wake.
When he emerged from the classroom, the full picture was clear. Mark had been dismembered; his legs were gone, replaced by
bloody, hacked stumps, and, as the group discovered, his tongue was removed; his cell-phone put in its place.
As he crawled towards the group, moaning some unintelligible accusations or warning, he stumbled down the stairs of Kirby

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Hall, snapping his neck.
The group collapsed into one another, as a sense of sheer horror ran through them. The group was paralyzed and couldn’t find
the strength to run or even scream as they heard someone moving up the old servants’ stairs.
The sound of footsteps stopped, and the group looked up towards the offices to see what was happening.
‘Jesus Christ, I can see an axe,” said Jamie, who had managed to move enoujigh to peer around the comer to the third floor ofSees. “I’m too clever to die! This isn’t fair.”
She was sobbing, her head was buried in her arms, and soon everyone was doing the same. They paid no attention to the footsteps as they
came closer.
Surely this was the end for the group assembled in Kirby, those students, who by no misfortune of their own, were brought
together by fate to be subjected to excruciating pain and death...
Then suddenly, this mysterious axe-carrying man spoke.
“Hey brothers, what’s goin’ on.”
It was Dr. Kuhar.
Jamie was the first to react, her essence restored from not being chopped into a thousand pieces.
Dr. Kuhar, she asked tentatively, “Why are you carrying an axe?”
T m sorry. I have no idea what you just said,” said Dr. Kuhar, as he ejected his Robert Frost cassette from his Walkman.
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around, or go inside that classroom and look for clues Then a° PU A Safety or something. Wait for the police. Don’t go snooping
and would promote a post-modern sense of justice ”
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down the creeky stairs.
khll-The group turned and rushed
The group scanned the first floor of Kirby. The buildii
mg was eerily silent. There was no sign
of anything. No blood. Nobody was there.
“Where did that scream come from?” asked Joe.
“Let’s check out all the rooms,” offered Jaimie. The
group checked the rooms. Nothing
gathered outside of the salon.
was out of the ordinary. They all
“Whoever screamed must be in there,” said Alison,
a young blonde sophomore who was rather quiet throughout the whole
evening.
“Thanks,” said Jaimie, jealous &lt; " '
thf
S™C sPun^y girl stealing her spotlight. Jaimie approached the door and
turned the knob. The lights were on in the salon and the food fr&lt;
om the event was set up. All the chairs were empty except for a musty old
one in the back where a bearded man sat eating cookies.
“Who are you?” asked Jaimie.
“I’m Dave Cook, said the bearded junior as he ate a pudding cookie with an intense ecstasy. The cookies, of course, were
baked by Dr. Farrell and were not supposed to have been consumed until after dinner.
Was that you who screamed? inquired Joe Brody. Joe knew the answer, but he figured he would ask anyway.
“No. That wasn t me who screamed, said Dave, his eyes moving back and forth. “Couldn’t have been me. I was eating
cookies.”
“I see,” said Joe.
“Well, I’m hungry, and this food will go to waste if we keep running around trying to solve this mystery,” said Nikhil as he
grabbed a paper plate and moved towards the buffet table. He eyed up the rather large and green broccoli heads.
“Broccoli is my favorite,” he said as he stabbed one of the heads right out of the serving dish with his plastic fork breaking
buffet etiquette. He smiled as he mashed the broccoli in his mouth. Suddenly, his face turned pale and his hands grabbed for his
throughout.
“Gahhhh,” he screamed as blood began to trickle from the side of his lip. Joe rushed over to tty' and perform the heimlich
maneuver, but such an effort was to no use. Nikhil slumped over blood still seeping from his mouth. Everyone was quiet. Finally, Joe
broke the silence.
“Well, I guess the food is to die for,” Joe said attempting a lame joke. No one laughed.
“I’m gonna try and find Dr. Farrell. She’D know what to do,” Dave said as he grabbed an armful of cookies. He walked briskly
out of the salon and exited the doors on River Street. He could be seen running as fast as he can down the street.
“I don’t think he’s coming back,” said Alison.
.
, ,
“We really need tn solve dtis. We are going
going to
to find
find a solid iead sooner or later. Rtght now Ashy ts nor Best bet for the one
behind the murders. We need to find him, detain him, and interrogate him, siud Jaimie with an evd curl.
He group nodded in agreement. Just as Joe was about to speak another stream was heard. This nme the stream dearly was

nan.

rises of

eoming from the second floor
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ut of the salon and up the steps. Jaimie and the others followed as quickly as
lhat sounded like Deb! shouted Joe. Ht ran out u
they could.
Deb screamed. Their one and only suspect Ashy was impaled
'hy Deb screamed. Their
When they got to the second floor of Kirby, t ey &lt;
, Ashv’s stomach, and he was held in place on the old wooden
to the doors of Dr. Kuhar’s office. An old pitchfork was rammed though Ashy

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doors.

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structures

“Why is your office door shut?” asked Jaimie.
tmvarris the office door and opened it. Inside was Justin Jones, a
“Because I trapped the killer inside,” said
J°£ ™d
ked on it.
senior year EngDsh student. His San Diego Charger s shirt had
P

Arc you okay?” asked Joe.
“Yes, I’m okay,” said Deb. She seemed rather calm now.

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tines the only suspect? Why did Dave run towards Market Street instead

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inside. Look he has blood aD over him,” said Deb.
group. Joe quickly slammed the door and locked it. This mystery mayjust be

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By Justin Jones

With each new semester, the English Department offers a vast array
of author and topics courses, taught by professors well-learned in the course
material. Students should meet with their advisors if they have not yet regis­

“fedm‘ X”

tered for the Spring semester.
In addition to the required English 120, 201, and survey courses,
students, after consultation with their advisors, might consider enrolling in oi
of the following courses. These courses are open for registration for the
Spring of 2011:

3 necessaty re
accountability

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ENG 218: Writing Practicum
Dr. Janet Stamer

This course is essential for students looking to figure out how to
Photo courtesy of Sonja Heisey
produce “good writing.” The class will go in two directions; one towards the
of what has been learned in the classroom. Anyone who intends on pursuexploration of composition theory, and hands-on application of
1—
ing a career in writing should consider registering for this course.
ENG 324: History of the English Language
Dr. Thomas Hamill

Hamill’s course will break down and build up the English language from the smallest unit of sound to complete sentences. Not
only will students be educated in the origins of the English language and how it progressed from Old to Middle and now (Early) Modern,
but they will learn the features of the language while receiving amazing oral renditions of Middle English from their professor. This
course is a major learning mechanism for any students pursuing a secondary education degree.
ENG 335: Romantic Literature
Dr. Helen Davis

This course will provide an overview of the British Romantic period. Students enrolled in this course can expect to delve into
German Romantic philosophies as they reached Britain, read works from Wordsworth, Coleridge, Blake, Keats, and Jane Austen, and
explore the beginnings of science fiction novels by studying Frankenstein.

ENG 351: Post Modernism
Dr. Larry Kuhar
In this course, students will learn what sets the literature of the last fifty years apart from Literature before 1960 Students will
explore how postmodern literature extends the modernist thought but at the same time diversely attempting to break away from estab­
lished modes of writing.

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ENG 397/497, section A: Gothic Literature: Fiction Gone Awry
Dr. Mischelle Anthony
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This course, as the tide suggests, will focus on the works of Salman Rushdie a British-Indian
,
fatwa (death sentence) put on his head for his fourth novel, Satanic Verses. Farrell’s background in P^t-p1^ "7? °nCe
a° Iranian
unique set of assigned readings offers a course that is perfect for any student interested in world liters °
tteraturc as WeU as a
history, and literature.
crature as well as a mingling of politics,

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Great Writers, Cooks, and Saints
This issue has plagued great writers and cooks since the discoveiy offire. J ohn Milton, for example, clearly links pre-IHOP lapsarian
culinary' sensibilities with a post-life existential awareness. In the opening to Paradise Tost, Milton affirms food’s essential role in
understanding the complicated interrelationships between eating and damnation: “Of Mans First Disobedience, and the Fruit I Of that
Forbidden Tree, whose mortal tast / Brought Death into the World, and our woe I With loss of Eden [sic]” (1-4). Milton doesn’t mince
words or mix the apple with oranges. His focus on disobedience and food presents a scenario many of us know well and a starting point
for an answer to your Inkwell question. When making a second trip to the pizza line in the SUB, for example, I model the subde denial—
a subversive disobedience—required to bring “Death into the world.” (Of course it’s my death; gluttony is not, like love, always blind

after all.) But there is no fire or burning in Milton’s blank verse—only intention and loss.
So, as with all fire and death matters, we must move to the modernists. In the concluding words of “The Fire Sermon” section
of The Waste Land T.S. Ehot confirms a fear of fire’s ritualistic force: “Burning, burning, burning, burning / O Lord Thou pluckest me
out/ O Lord Thou pluckest / burning.” It’s been reported, though never confirmed, that the original version of the last line—edited by
Ezra Pound-included a reference to “burning pancakes made in the shapes ofsaints.” Coincidence? Is Eliot’s speaker purposely denying the
individual pancake maker a personality? Was Pound acting conspiratorially, refusing to see the faces in the batter. Were the great ig
Modernistsin cahoots? We may never know.

^j^cheP TopCheP Racked Ray? Am these red people or digital

simulafi
m -° the great chefs foun r°n
C J ? “Dinner Impossible,” somehow, neady sums up the point. Are we
her •On J attempfing to replace the loss of com ort oo s.
restaurants. Enough said. Well, one more sentence: If we need
to
detached and passive? Wolfgang Puck has a c am o fa f
of
darkness, left wandering
to look to the great chefs to carve our way out of this culinary conundrum, we may start
ungry in the wanton-soup wilderness. Sorry 2 - the sequel. (Same impact as
ug, we
t0 mm Saint Thomas
I know what you’re thinking: When Milton, the mo ernists, a
through reason and faith. What does this have to do with
qumas. If you insist
Sain(. Thongs Aquinas believed that tru
and
cup of ^k? How much faith is needed to
cooks burning in hell? Be patient. How much reason will we need to m
} £ my Engjish 282 class past 10:45? (Don’t answer.)
ccognize the face of Saint Peter in the bubbling batter or holy toast
y
rocket my breakfast but never a
aT no absolute truth here. We have issues. 1’^ see"
^as’ arguments teach us that to understand the great mysteries
we n Z1 Ve burned tnore than my share of pancakes. Saint
rational yet intellectual and rational.
we need both reason and faith. Cooking is, after all, creative and inspiratio
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Need we look for black smoke from Rome’s papal chimney to affirm the pancake maker’s fate? Can e
minedly wicked? And what about salvation? Eternal loss? Can reason, faith or holy smoke tell us who will go to &gt;—
cooked to death on a gridiron at
Too many questions; too few answers.
■lf-reflective cook, of sorts. While beShall we turn, now, to Saint Lawrence, the saint for whom I was named? Saint Lawrence was c&lt;
TIL
age 33 in 258 AD. As Sister Mathias taught me in fifth grade, Saint Lawrence was himself a highly seL —
- explains why Saint Lawrence
cooke.” in Slovak. Coincidence?
ing burned to death, Saint Lawrence cried out, “This side’s done, turn me over and have a bite.” Huh. “This
is the patron saint of comedians and butchers. Moreover, I’ve been told that my name (Kuhar) means ts
‘ confidence in a confirmable, if

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Are we beginning to see the figure in the rug? What’s the line from The Sixth Sense? I see little that suggests coni,
inconvenient, truth.

Look Inward: Build Confidence and Own Your Story
It’s now clear that no research skills, including those developed in English 201, will solve this riddle or us.

InkJet

need to look
affirm

inward. Forget Wikipedia and EBSCOhost if you can. We need to contemplate
the ambiguity in understanding the power we possess to shape who we are. The presumed harmony between for
classes. We
been more in doubt. We need to use the critical thinking skills and to apply the personal values developed in our ng ,
need to forget much of what we’ve been taught to remember. Authenticity requires it. (The metric system failed, 1
•
jong as no
Here’s what the question has taught us: Cooking is, like life, teleological'. The proof is in the pancakes, uh, pu ng
__ we
rice has been added!). Once the failure of authority, i.e., an answer found outward, is affirmed—whether culinary', Literary or
become available to own and be accountable for our answers to questions that seem unanswerable. What will I do wi
y
S „?
gree? Do I really want to teach? Should I pursue graduate school or a writing job? Should I see the new Harry Potter in
t
Facing these questions, we immerse ourselves in the condition of our contemporary culture: We are the object of our art. ■ ■ ■ \
s
like the use of the ellipsis mark here?)
Ifsomebod makes pancakes in the shapes of religiousfigures and bums them, would the pancake maker necessarily go to Hell? Our answer ex
poses and undermines the premise and function of (absolute) knowing and (powerfully) reinforces and confirms the importance Ota Kin
of silence — a silence revealed in not knowing yet somehow, as a result, knowing better who we are. We are highly accountable when we cre­
ate endings/interpretations to the stories we live. We become, at once, the cook and the religious figure in the pan. We begin remember­
ing again, remembering our accountability to shape outcomes, when we own our choices. Salman Rushdie or Gothic Novel? British or
American survey?
As if that’s not enough .... When we read the stories we ‘pour,’ we read who we are. The need to see religious figures in hotcakes
reflects a Beat-like hunger of the soul that needs to be nourished. Feed it. (Forget Wegman’s, shop at Ginsberg’s “Supermarket in Califor­
nia.”) Confirm that this is a hunger for hope, a hunger for knowledge, a hunger that will not be sacrificed to an external authority’s power
to shape meanings. The effort to answer the unanswerable serves as a model for understanding and navigating the complexities ahead in
our lives. It serves to affirm the good in life and to move us to lead the good life. Unlike Saint Lawrence, we will not be burned at the
stake for our beliefs. We will not go from the frying pan into the fire. Like Saint Lawrence, however, we must consciously own the inter­
pretations of our stories—“have a bite!”—even if it means we’re left laughing at ourselves long after the griddle is cold. Huh

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Events at King’s College
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Boy Scouts - Scandlon Gym

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Kellv Clisham
“I J prep for Eng 397: Rushdie, knit, quilt, and visit my family in Erie-lots of snow.”
.Dr’ Marcia Farrell

“Hopefully as the cold chills my soul on the wet cement of the city, and the drugs make way
xHth my mind, I will be able to say, I remember.”
-Casim Gomez
“During winter break, I will most likely work more hours at work, sleeping in more often, and
visit New York.
-Jess Maher
Thanks to Ms. Deb Archavage and
“During winter break, I will be working extra hours and drafting my novella.”
department workstudy student
-Erin Robinson
Priscilla Payne for decorating Kirby
“During winter break, I will most likely travel south to a warmer location.”
Hall for the holidays.
-Katie Blose
“Watching re-runs and mind erasing cartoons since I have no ssocial life according to a fellow classmate/”
-Melissa Thome
“Hopefully, working ideally, reading and writing for pleasure.
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Additionally, Dr. Sean Kelly will be working on his paper for NEMLA. He is
also interested in cleaning his desk as well as sleeping in. Dr. Mischelle Anthony is
interested in reading some novels as well as planning spring classes. Professor
Thackara’s priorities this winter break include prepping for the holiday, watching “lots
of hockey” as well as losing herself in knitting (not in that order). Deb Archavage is
going to Philly to spend time with her daughter and “hang out at home” with her dogs.
No matter how you intend on spending your winter break The InkwellQuarterly
staff would like to wish our readers a productive, fun and safe winter break. Happy
Holidays!

consider

Two English Professors Nominated for Award
By David Cook

Two members of the English faculty have a better chance of winning a research grant than winning the lottery, but the odds

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project which will use narrative technique to examine the construc­
tion of the
XtthSwtiroTch^ Bronte. This work, said Davis, will expand the field of narrative
theory by defining new concepts that will be useful for other theorists.

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In the 2006 film Vfor Vendetta, an eponymous
original graphic novel written by Alan Moore a
of anarchy, personal identity, and fate surface to

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tale of exponential proportions. In an attempt to cr
elaborate, albeit vio
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state of order, the freedom fighter/terrorist, V, develop
the current
scheme to achieve retribution for past wrongs done to
earlier attempt enacted
headmasters of the British government. V s plan, echoing
sadjsdc simultaneously,
by Guy Fawkes in the early 1605, is fundamentally heroic
. • hatred for the
Vs search for justice is completely consumed by ^Jdesirables called

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brutal acts committed against him at a detention ac ty or
unjrnaginable
Larkhill. As a product of this ruthless environment, V exercise
ends
brutality upon the perpetrators of his past with a clear consciou
destruction of
justify their means. V, however, requires assistance for his sy m o
fdepicted as
the Houses of Parliament, and so he enlists the help of a young wo
young prostitute in the novel), Evey Hammond.
•
Evey, in an uncoincidental encounter with codename V, has a pr
past of her own and is no virgin to the idea of rebellion. Her parents were
of an anti-government movement. Unfortunately, both suffered a terrible fate, t y
were black-bagged by Creedy’s men, and eventually executed for treason and willful
sedition against the state. Fortunately for V, Evey subsumes and subscribes to many of the beliefs her mother and father proliferated,
many of the beliefs V now fights for.
By creating a terrified state, High Chancellor Adam Suder has, in fact, guaranteed the continuation of his power. Yet V feels

this absolutist, or totalitarian power is unjustified, and that retribution towards Sutler is necessary. So he decides to create his own
reign of terror; he exercises an anarchist mentality in the U.K. as a means of destabilizing any and all control Sutler has over the
British state. Fueled by a thirst similar to the man’s face he wears as a mask, V sets out on a, cough-cough, vendetta to achieve the
revenge he seeks; acting with a precision and discrimination akin to Edmond Dantes from V’s favorite film, The Count ofMonte Cristo.
For V, nothing is accidental; nothing is chance. Evey, an excellent chess mate to our chess master, begins to feel as V feels
see as V sees, and, ultimately, act as V acts. She pulls the lever, she controls her fate, she forgoes emotion and certain death in order
to further V’s cause. Consequently, their defiance produces a state of hysteria to Sutler’s England.
Due to the provocative performances of both V and Evey, climaxed by an audacious and wildly entertaining showdown
between V and the formidable Mr. Creedy, the reign of Adam Sutler is brought to an explosive end as V succeeds in provi h’
mantra—people should not fear their government, the government should fear its people.

Local Events
By Ashley Zerfoss

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of shows and concerts on and off campus throughout the past few months. Wilkes University

Theatre presented Adding Machine—A Musical on November 12—14,2010 and November 19—21, 2010. Shows were at 8p.m. on
Thursday Friday and Saturday, and at 2 p.m. on Sundays. Admission was free with a Wilkes ID. The price for general admission
was $15 and $5 for students and seniors. The Wilkes String Ensemble will gve their concert on December 6, the Jazz Orchestra on
December 9 the Civic Band on December 12 all on the Darte Main Stage. The University Chorus and Chamber Singers will
perform on December 10 at St. Nicholas’ Church, Wilkes-Barre, at 7:30 p.m. The Kirby Center hosted the NEPA Philharmonic’s
Holiday Show on December 4.
You may also want to consider a few events happening around town. Barnes and Noble, the Wilkes-Kings Bookstore has
Open Mic Nights on the last Friday of every month. The Downtown Wilkes-Barre
Business Association wiU be Carolina on -ul
Wilkes-B;
ire, has
first three Fridays in December at noon and again at 5:30 p.m.
t’oling on the
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March 3,2010: Aha! In a pamphlet on “swearing" by Robert Wild (ironic), I found these lines:

I am no Quaker, not at all to swear:
Not Papist, to swear East, and mean the West:
But am a Protestant, and shall declare
What I cannot, and what I can protest.
As I luxuriated in the sabbaticalperiod of "rest my resea,c'} S'e,,
on Capitol Hill; 1 went to lectures, concerts,
Washington, D.C., sometimes making photographs ofthe gorgeo

everfthine around me: I watched the pageanty ofpolitics unfolding
M inter days and reveled in the balmy spring that comes early to

March 4: OH MY GOODNESS. It just occurred to me fociedidng.bc pieces I pull together for this historical moment might be

what 1 bad notfully
following my progress. Their questions made me realise what
t0 ,„ake ^graduate research"projects avadable to our students
research could, indeed, involve them as well, and my investigahon of possible J

not only worthwhile, but something they desired as much as 1 did.
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A parody of the early newspaper An Abstract ofSome Speciall Forreigne Occurences, 1632. In that year, “the governments of Char es
banned the publication of corantos [deeming] the news in corantos ‘unfit for popular view and discourse.’... In this epistle to rea ers,
Butter and Bourne inform their reading public that they can look forward to a resumption of frequent news reports’ (Breaking News.
Renaissance journalism and the Birth of the Newspaper, Folger Shakespeare Library, 2008, p. 20).

Senior Spotlight: Frank O’Shea
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four years at Freehold High School in Freehold, NJ, Not long ata O'Shea arrived he knew drat he wanted to teach English, so he
registered himself as an English major and Secondary Edueadon minor. Through the years, O Shea has gotten close to many of the
professors within the department, and he believes that he has learned valuable life skills.
“The professors in the English department all have their own approach to getting their
information across, and every one of them is more than willing to sit down and have a conversation
about the material,” O’Shea stated emphatically. “I have never had an experience where a professor
made me uncomfortable for coming to ask a question, or help in refining a thesis or paper. Their
passion for literature is infectious and rivaled only by their dedication to enrich the minds of their
students.”
The senior student-athlete appreciates all that he has learned from all the professors he has
gone to for assistance, but he acknowledges that Dr. Thomas A. Hamill has been the most
influential throughout his studies.
“Dr. Hamill was the first professor to give me in-depth feedback on my work in a
comfortable one-on-one setting. Without our first few discussions, I never would have become
nearly as comfortable approaching professors, using my resources, and improving my work ”
Dr. Marcia Farrell, however, taught O’Shea’s favorite course, English 353; Studies in
Postcolonial Literature. What appealed to him was the fact that Farrell made the assigned texts
inviting, which allowed him to become sensitive to the effects of Western imperialism on the world
Seemingly, O’Shea has enjoyed all of his English courses because his GPA within th/0*^
major earned him a seat in Sigma Tau Delta, the English honors society.
O’Shea has loved his stay in Wilkes-Barre, but when he is finished with student th'
and has earned his degree, home is where the heart is for this English major.
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S,on »f Milton s Bro,*, Lea. Brain, fantasy; fon ro read, If you've
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Dr. Chad Stanley suggests:
John Langan’s Mr. Gaunt and Other Uneasy Encounters Cairli v
Fay Weldon’s The Shrapnel Academy.
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n Hernan s Threshold, HP Lovecraft’s At the Mountains ofMadness and
Dr. Mischelle Anthony suggests:
Colum McCann's National Book Award Winner, Let The G&gt;
World Spin and Lydia Peelle's short story collection: Reasonsfor and Advantages ofBreathing.
Dr. Marcia Farrell suggests:

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Coluiri McCann's IjH The Great World Spin and Gaiman's most recent books: The Graveyard Book and Odd and the Frost Giants.
Since two out of four professors suggested Ut The Great World Spin, it deserves to be looked at a little more closely. The book is
focused around French acrobat, Philippe Pretit’s death defying tight rope walk across the twin towers in August, 1974. It basically looks at
America s attitude in the mid 70 s through the lens of this one act of perilous art. It also takes you into the daily struggles of characters
from different walks of life including an immigrant from Dublin and a Park Avenue socialite.
According to the publisher, Within seconds he was pureness moving, and he could do anything he liked. He was inside and
outside his body at the same time, indulging in what it meant to belong to the air, no future, no past, and this gave him the offhand vaunt
to walk... The core reason for it all was beauty. Walking was a divine delight. Everything was rewritten when he was up in the air.”
Thinking outside the “English major” box.. .Philosophy professor Dr. Reid suggests:
The Monk and the Philosopher by JF Revel and M Ricard, “Because it is a very interesting discussion between a Buddhist monk and
a philosopher about interesting philosophical and spiritual matters that are bound to positively influence the reader.”
Also, The Last Days of Socrates by Plato (ed. by Tredeneck and Tarrant). “Because Socrates is the man! No seriously, because read­
ing about Socrates’ life and how he invented philosophy is inspirational.”

“NEH” Continued from page 11

“In revealing the myriad ways that Bronte manipulated and modified the narrative structures and traditions of the period,” Davis
SeTblc to complete the fa, etaptet of the hook, based upon her dlsreefdon, over the summer,

and submit it to the Ohio University Press for review.
pursue
longer
frame.
Even if she is not selected from the 40,00 app ca ’
wil] aUow me to focus on the book project, and pay for
“Currently, I teach in the summer to suppiemen y
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travel expenses,” said Davis, “without it, the project may take about yea .
For Farrell, the sentiments were similar.
tQ ttave] to South Africa, where [Lauren] van der Post primary source
“In order to complete my research,” said Farre , ne^
Maud Montgomery’s primary texts are stored. Without this
matenal is accessible, and to Prince Edward Island in Cana a w
take longer to cornpiete.”
Pant. I can’t travel to both South Africa and Canada, which me
&gt; P d &amp; research project which ^11 examine the Commonwealth and

Farrell, whose area
tS r°le Wthm Empire. Specifically, said Farrell, her project
^‘ters struggle with issues of identity and foreign wars. Bo* v
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Beery’s novel

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notion of duty to the Empire similarly despite the
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effects of van der Post’s familial ties to both the Boers and the

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are a little better than the lottery.”

�Issue 2
The Inkwell Quarterly

Volume 5

Dr.
’s Fiber TinsBy Dr.Farrell
Marcia Pandl
F•

-----------ecause some English Majors
like to Knit and Crochet

My great aunt taught me how to crochet when I was about nine years old. Since then,
yarn has become a favorite friend, giving me the opportunity to work through ideas while enjoying
a relaxing and textile-based outlet, and many an essay thesis came from sitting with my knitting
needles or crochet hook for an hour or two at night.
In fact, yarn and books go together more often than you might think. Agatha Christie’s
Miss Marple is an avid knitter, as are die amateur detectives created by Maggie Sefton, Sally
Goldenbaum, and Monica Ferris. Barbara Bretton’s fantasy world seems to swirl around a knit
shop, and even die fairy tale of Sleeping Beauty gives a nod to fiber as the princess is pricked by
die spindle of a spinning wheel.
Freshmen Gerard Bennett and Duane
For those English majors who work with yarn, I suggest not limiting yourself to acrylic
Daniels stitch.
yarn for your projects. While acrylics are inexpensive and easily
washable, a nice alpaca or wool is more durable and heavenly to
work with, and you can find fairly affordable blends that knit or crochet up nicely. If you re allergic to
wool like I am, try a merino wool skein; the fiber tends to lay flatter than your typical wool and is less

likely to irritate your skin.
And, I highly recommend a trip to Kingston’s new Gosh Yarn it!, located on the corner of Market and
Third Streets, just after the bridge. The shop contains all manner of yarn—from specialty hand-painted
silks to merino wool, and their prices are reasonable. They even sell deliciously soft llama yarn. In addi­
tion to a number of fun patterns along with a few kits for scarves and shawls, Gosh Yarn It! offers a vari­
ety of classes not only for those who have never picked up a pair of knitting needles before but also for
more advanced fiber lovers.
Finally, those interested in learning how to knit or crochet should contact me as I have been meeting
with several students from my Fall semester English 101 classes to knit on Friday afternoons around

■ 1pm. Times may change in the Spring.

Game: Holiday Reading Match-up
Match the title with the author of the following holiday books.

Author

Title

Noel Streatfeild

Glad Tidings

Richard Paul Evans

Mrs. Jefferies &amp; the Thletide Weddings

Debbie Macomber

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

Melody Carlson

The Christmas Dog

Emily Brightwell

Ballet Shoes

Louisa May Alcott

Anne at Christmas

Lucy Maud Montgomery

Plum Pudding Murder

JoAnne Fluke

An Old Fashioned Thanksgiving

Dr. Seuss

The Christmas last

Answers from the Previous Game

In the next issue...
•
•

1) Thomas Pynchon
2) Kurt Vonnegut
3) Toni Morrison
4) Mark Twain
5) Flannery O’Connor
6) J ohn Steinbeck

A Guest Article by Mr. Jack Grier
The conclusion of Amanda Raster’s Washington, D.C.

internship experience
•
Part III of Murder in Kirby Hall
If you have any information you would like to included in IQ 5.3,

please contact Dr. Farrell or Matt Kogoy.

16

7) Ernest Hemmingway
8) Edith Wharton
9) Pearl S. Buck
10) Allen Ginsberg
11) Edgar Allan Poe

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                    <text>Volume 5

Special Issue 2.5

Winter 2010

By Holly Evans, with the assistance of Miranda Baur
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Part I: Marley’s, ehm, HAMILL’S Ghost
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Sole eaxeutor andpartner. XetiooranShfr&amp;y SftSUal tyltiheS (ffnii,erSity. SAGmiUdiedon theeoeof'^hristmas/ourgeariago. andourriorybylMondiefoarthanniuerSaryof

hiA death.
marXfny them u/i in red. “(SSldi/S/Jum/viy/VieA^

OnthiAeveS/)/, 2/tfdiariAAeenyrad^

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ment. iffutdienayaui, al/AtudentA are. hf)r. ■dfu/iar waA a-frofcAAor whoneveryradedhiy/ierdiana /.9, andneveryrantedany extenAionA o-rvfnahfafierA.

-h/ffew yuiet X’nocXti camefrom hiA heavy wooden door.
“(/filial doyou ...fwantP "he Anarled.

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'-ftwaA //fell, hiA aAJiAtant. Qffr. cf/uhar. there iA a’Atudent here to Aeeyoa-. &lt;JtA Sh/olly^^vanA. "Said Cfd.
“(^fendherin, ifyoutmuAt, "Ahoufed (Sir. Sf&amp;har. “(f/itdown. "lieAaidtotheAtudent.
“Sf/ello. /fr. SfiShar. Jfufeyou- arehaviny a wondefid/^hriAtmaAeve. "AaidSh/olly, hofifully.

ff/efuAt rolled.hiA eyeA. “(fl/iat deyou need// "he aAhed.
tyflll, &lt;J/fiaoeXeenlielfxny the needyan aufid lot duriny thiA holiday AeaAon. Q/o mueh-Ao that

haveyoften- a little behindon- my Aehoolwork, a,nd^waAyuAt wonder-

inyififlouldyaAthave a- eoufde ofextra dayA to hand in- myftnalfafer dial iA due today.

ff/eitooledatherfor afew AecondA, which made thiA a&gt; very awXivard moment, awX'ward enouyh dial die blurted,out: “(/f/ell, (/fir. (/ftanley- &lt;^rachiityave me afew extra

dayA to Xandin- my worXfor him, Ao

waA hofxnyyou coulddo die Aa me.

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ay&amp;&gt;

Xie Aald.
“^feA

"die Aaid.

“S&amp;aXaXa/ ^fou Xnoivfyoi
w Keren ‘tsagoadat being an incompetent Student. you couldbe a- comedian. " fffihar Said, a/molt dobing on bis laughter. “ld//ie answer is

aXAo/ute/y....... SxY^/ •^\/oa&lt;yet out/ ”

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“^f/ey, ^./nc/e Qixrry, Si/lerry- (^/irlAtmaA/ ”
“Olderry ^XriAtmaAindeed, ”/3/r. S//uXarAaid, tvidi anyerin/iiAvoice. ’‘tylXatareyoudoinyXere?”
“tyl'ed, O/ic/e,

wantedto inviteyouto Xiave ^/iriAtmaA dinner widi my wife andmyAeff. t/tfirandaandtvou/d6otXdove to Aee^you at our faX/e, ” S/GvalAaid, ividi a

Arnde on XiAface aA Xe Xuny a ^/iriAtmaA wreadi- on die coat rac/c.

“@daX/S/dum/iuy/dPivant to-fiendt/iiA wretcheddrd'rfy alone. /Or. .dta/iar Aaid. ,d/e Aneeredat the ivreadi.
“l/t^de, widyoufleaAe reeonAider^"
“O^Aaidno, anddiatAfna/.

leave.

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“0/1’11, there willhe a Aeat ofenfor-you, ffy^u' c/ianyeyour mind,

d/OvalAaidIfore leaviny die oflce.

"Qltan/ey - ^rac/iit/” (ffi. Sddhar Acreamed/rom hiA office. Q)r. "/Shad (f/tanley - 71dac/iit wor/wdfor ^r. .Ofilhar, constantly tahiny on any extra worX- andAtayiny
lony XiourA into die niy/it.

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have die day off, hut withoutfay-, ^fou hadletter 6e eivlra early the day afer.
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bat

^7. (jf^M and &lt;3!r. 2fi&amp;ly. Sfhe twoyounyfiaeahy

memterd were toattiny everyone andtharlny deliyhtfidtaled &lt;finineteenth-century Tfhrittmad traditiond while QSr. 37avldfiamoud eupcahed werepaddedaround. fir.

fifavidyaoe a brief.frreh to invite everyone to eat. Aryiny. "fifiodeveniny. everyone. On. behalfifiCfil (fiel/y and-f. we welcomeyou to oar annual fShrtilmaA
party andWith you andyourd a idfafpy Sffohday.
Oftr. Sftftc//yft/acedZiA arm area ndt/ieyeany Qftr. SZ/aZar amidftjromiAedZim- ayeb wi/a'A ZaberdaAZery' cftler/iiA infermA/iift&gt;.

"^A/ea/e/iZaee taZen f/iatyeZ.

”©Ie//, J/ 'm net Ao Aure about t/iat one. Jftftyou did, (Zen yea wou/dn 't Zaee met (ftftr. (ftfttarner. "
©fton (you dare briny ber into t/u--

©ftr. ©fitZar Atoodinbetween ZimAeftandrt/e ene co//eayue w/ioAe e/aMroompreAenee Ze admired, ft/fte two- were

ftyZtiny euerZeat 92ftr. 2/9/Zar Zadftent toe mac/t time fryiny teftinda&gt;ayA to maZe ZaA AtadentAftai/. 2fthetiaa^tZetitreAAin Zerftace. ftftfte uein&gt; in herftbre/iead. ft/ZetearA

in Zer eyeA.
^r. Sft(aZar waA breZen .

"iftftarre/// 3/afte me laeh! ffl/eaAe ta/te me tacitf "
" One more. OldQAty. id/any in there. Jfyoa reyood. ^71 la/te eoohieA. ’
•in

3die two Aal in. S^r. (^/turner A lioiny room with her huAtandwhile theyrandehildren watchedcartonnA. 5//u- (^ftarnerA hadyaAl 6een notifiedofi'hefiMiny of
Q)r. Shiamill. ^r. (fltarner moarnedforhiA death. 6ut die couldnotyet over the thouyht of^r. fl/ahar alone aA he continuedthe reiynofterror.
"(fjie really earedatoul me.

"(flfeah. too tadyou. Aerewedup. On that note, let Ayetyou tack to thoAefxperA. 37/uit dioald6eplenty to chew onf
"9folSfi/otyetl ^^eiidei,youprotniAedeookioi! Qfir. fffuhar triedto reach out.

".Jt. A notyoiny to do anythiny. (ffhecan tfeelyoa. .(/find. Jf'm ayhoAt.

you.

man. ftfteAe ZandA can t very we/l/iMa meaAuriny euft. ©{.emind my

/iviny Ae/f. '^ome on.
Sfijihar cloAedhiA eyeA andupon openiny diem. Aal in hiA d&amp;ih chair in hid office, .ffione.
Part III: The Ghost of Christmas Present
(S/feeampuAelod-Mriid one. (fir. $f(jfriar,Jriyhtenedly lhe noiAe. wolte up, than/tfidto beAafein hidffiee. ffioe minute Aoonpadded. 3/fienten. ^/fien

-•AfA eft

ard

twenty. S/^tfiiny ha/pened. (jfir. Sfijlhar now telieuedthat he had teen dreaminy andproceeded to lay hid headonto the dell-.

“Qfarry, "a. voice teeltoned.

Cfllr. SfiS/iaryumped. GfUiere didthid nolde eomefrom? Side wad looltiny aroundthe room.
"Qfarry. " the voice called, ayain.

"G)iho id dialfi (fllho d there?"Sfitthar adked.

^iiyht dlartedto dhine throuyhfrom under hid bedroom door. Side'tfened.die door to/ndafo/lyyouny man. with a. thronefdlofltatty treatdjt/or a /tiny.

e.vcept thid hiny wadn't weariny u crown, tut adornedwtth a ^haryerd beanie. &amp;fid Aemi -hiny wadjlrdttn .finte. andhe wad Aittlny in Cffi. SfiSbar d hallway.
amic/Atftx/eA cftZo/ic/ayftbcc/A, wetfriny a /at/irc/e.
"^omein. andhnow me tetter. 9tfZn/ .fiam defined ofi^firittmad Credent. "fiinedAaid^

“3/ftiA iA way tee muc/ftor me to Zand/e. 3^nd. w/iat A wit/i ca//ny me 'Qftfirrft? Aaid'99ftr. /ftftu/ar. “6}l/ial doyou want with me.,fined?"

t-

am only here fo dhowyou yourpredent life. ".fined Aaid, while chewiny on ac/ieZen"©’’m. ay/ioAt, Sftftan. 3ZZiA iA/iow me andmy 2009brot/ierA re//. - da
winy.
*\JfttA '-fttindmy 2009'brct/erA.
uG)iZatofier. Qftfi Aya. .JiiAt touc/i my robe.
•S/ftnd, /die t/iat, t/ey were oft.
3/ffy. Aoaredthrouyh diedhte. watehiny die warmth eomlnyfiom allofthe homed in GUIdte-^S'arre and(Sfifnytton.

forte/mdlyttcffwd. .9fi7iou.dedalwadyutton theuerye^beiny livable. Wehoudewad/lledwid,peopledhariny embraced.
n.

■SfA coulddomeone beta.ha/fy wide teinytt.poor?"^r. S^thar adhed. dhpiieal. "Mhideed,thidrun -downdhianty belonyto?"
"(fyfoulnow himvery well, Qfarry. ^foa dee him every day, daid.f/’oned.

Z
b/ace

^dwndwdtoropenedloadmiludnvw-ccweredman. Jtwad^r. (fftanly-^raehit. andhereeeiMy^^
uiad alinyiwoman, weariny alayeheawyboolonherl^.^

“(ftiZo iA t/eyewny wama/v wit/i t/eyimftb'ft ^r. SftGt/ar aAZed.

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3

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�'(My, thatiS®!. (^dy-^raMdaayhter, ^tt/e^Tr. Sfa/wny ”anteoeredJtMw. "(ffhe/e/t&lt;h^
heiny ren

tion. ”
"(ff/ydon't dieyyiM tahe her to a-doctor?" (fr. Sfu/iaraded.

‘fdoweandiy?^fou/ay^r. (ftaidey-^rac/iit te/ill/e that they eoa/dbare/y eat andheef a roof
lofooey
overt/ieiy
theirZeadd.
heads.
“.dfeodeyefrf&amp;JJor. with harehy enouyh money to (ice?(f/eey, ta/h ahoal a rotiyh economy. (dfr. Sfuhar Saidto ffonei.

ffou do hnow that ■

det

w/ieye do

mahe thote decisions, riy/it?

“^oiirte. ^Sut, you never headhimfor affcfthose extra credits.

Qfohinywitefidyat (ftt/e (f)r. Sfndiony. SOr. Sffjihar ashedtentathudy, “tytiddie he chay?
tear, -f'tee
(fhe needs a- mandatory andvery- efenteve oferation. 3diefutiire ain t mi/ business. hut ■fean tedyou that ne.ityi

an enfty teal where Settle (fr- '9tfn-

diony now-tetS, "ffoneS informet/Q/fy. S/fu/iay.

37/ie two continuedto watc/v t/ejami/yfeato on w/iat Zitt/e t/uy Zaclat t/iey Zauy/ecZ, toiny, anddyank.

“^Sefoye wefintiZ&gt; ouy loue/y dinney Jfiwant tofiycfioto a toaAt to &amp;y. S/&amp;/iay, f/e iffioundey ofii/e S^ecito, w/io ZaA Zeen a 6ainf- fy

ffie ffiriJtmiiA day

cff n QSi. (f/tan/^ - ('f§yac/tt exe/aitned.
U^oundey off/e &amp;eaAdf/”

(^ftan/ey- - ^yac/ti J wfe. (j^oya SZ/Sfiey - ^yac/ti ycf/ied. ^foio /aue (uoy/edify fu/uifon /touf nian^^ea/y4, and/e^toe^

indeed/ ”
you one day, (ff ^luou/dZe moye infyeA&amp;edZy a yatie. f/oundey oft/e
M^/eay, jf/noio t/iinyA ftave Zeen touy/i. Zui we muti Ze t/ian/fd^foy w/ai we Zane, andti 4 Zecaueie of6im i/uti we Zaue it, (Sty. (^/tan/ey- &lt;'(§yac/it Aaid,
fiyotectiny Qfy. 2//u/iay.

(^/oyawaA a/out to ayyue tome moye, Zut /fjti/e ^/fy. ff^nt/ony yaitod/teyy/ato andyeded,

^//y. S/dt/ay/ andeueyyonefodowed.

S&amp;deQ.

“Q/et tiyo, Qftyyy. ty/i/awe one mo ye tiofi to ma/e, nffonei toadaA Zefxd/edt/ie/&gt;yofeAtoyfyom t/iey/aAifane.
3^ain, i/ey weyeftyiny t/iyouy/ t/ie dy, uiewiny (^Zyitifmadfont' aZoce. f//eydtiffledat aZouto t/atdoo/edtomt-firni/ian ta ^/y. t_d^i/iay.

“Jd t/tid i/e /tome ofmy ntfdieuf/? ” ^fy. S/6i/iay ad/ed.

Sfuhai

^oned nodded.

?!7/ey weye additiiny down to a- wondeyfdffato, one t/iat wad moye e/eyant t/ian t/ie Stanley - ©yac/utd dinney.
^fy. &amp;Gi/ay'd ne/h/tew dtoodu/tfrom- (Ze taZ/e and^yoc/aimeda toadt.
f/To my unc/e S/&amp;ay. JffZe won t etyoy t/tid wondeyfddinney wit/i ud, t/ien we wideiyoy it widiout /tim. G/l/ieyeuey Ze id, Jfio/&gt;e /ie id Zauiny adfine a-

^/yidfmad ad we aye, ”toadied S/(Sual.

frvui he/i

&amp;y. S/Gt/ay wato/iedeveyone enjoy tZeiy mea/d anddauy/i . ff/e eoenyoinedin on tome (fZeiyyarned, unZe/nowndt to dieyuedtd, ofcouyde.
uJ/t/dtimetoyo, Qfayyy, ”daid,f^hned.

“St/wj/iooey. ^want to dtay andZauefin, Zyot/iey, ” !Sfy. ^f//aZay to/d/tim.

‘"(^/oyy. ndaidffned, andtZey weye ZotZ Zac/at die dud, dim, andday/office.
^fy. S/&amp;ay Zoo/edayoundand yea/iyedt/iatfiy tZefiydt' time in adony time/e/iadfim anddidn t want to Ze Zy Ztimdefin- t/tid Zuye andcoZd mandion. S&amp;e

wuS. am

fieZt dadand afooZfoy neuey accefitiny aa ini'ite Zy /tid nefi/iew andfoy Zeiny to Ziaydon Qfy. (fi/tanZey - Cdae/it.

“jZ/iaife one moyet/tinyto d/iowyour. Qftyyy, "Joneddaid, w/tiZe ofieniny ufi /tid yoZe. Q,(ndey t/tid w/iite coveyiny d/ouc/iedtwo c/ti/dyen, Zy t/ienameofS/oiiy
and 3/fomad, t/iey weye Zot/bfyailwit/ Z/ond/iaiy andZZue eyed. “S^eie cyeatuyed, (f)y. Gjfiyyy tf/(ti/ay. aye a/to Znown ad d/fitnoyanee and ^l^nt, nfftmed infoymed

Q)avii(

Z/ffy. S//n/iay ad (Ze two c/ti/dyen c/awedandyyow/ed.

u“S//iedeZeinydayet/iej)yoZZem
tifiete belli
wit/iin t/ie woy/d, andwti/i t/iem t/ieye can Ze noyoodwi/ltowaydmen. @QmemZey t/tid, Qfy. S/ZS/iay. ©UmemZey- t/ad "
.ffimed warned.

.ffonoi e/tanyedfrom a mereyowny man to a deerefif e/der, andSoon tamedto date that waS teceft uf ty die wind. Q)r. 2faharfeffto his hneeS a ih
'tamedof

what-he hadbecome andashamedifthe way he hadtreatedfafde.

Part IV: The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
■DfSfr. Sfu/iarteayedhnedlnyonthefhoor. an ominoiisfiyuree/oahed'inaddaeh• rohea/froaehedhim. -tefOfr. Sfuha,
&lt;r teared. thefyure S hoodfaffed
hachyiiteenouyhforhim todiy/it/y reeoyniye thefeaturei fwhat teemedto he ateoic-toohiny Sffr. ffiieh ((frier.

ft him

•S&amp;reyoudiey/iotef^/irltemaA flfetto (Some?"Cf)r. ff/iar ashedthefyare.
fffiefyure teiid'nodiiny, hut (ffr. (fuhar I'ohintarlh/foffowedhlm.

■f/iefirtetef they made waS at the teodc eaxhanye,f/aeedin the midd/e fl/ieSyuare. Sffreuf ofmen are
lauy/iny andfraUiny the heavens.
UK
went infr a e/oter hiteen.

Ofidyou hear about thatfnfeUor at ty/t/heS ? "one man asked.

f(feah, ifheardhefnal/y eroahed. f/i.good'riddance. "diefriendrr/died.
■fheardhe haS afew eery eo/hxtahfe boohs in hiS iffee anda nice did that cou/dfetch afrettu-fennu. "Saidthe other

Q)r. (fjihar

liStrai'

�SShar wad aboundedto/ndneither ynpalhy nordorrow uponthe death, ofa/aculty memler al ty/dlei andwondered/he oayhtto ad

•alatten -

CZ&gt;i. Sf/lyahoutthid. ffi/retSi. SUShar couldeven mudter out a word. thefirlttookhim,tohid o/eeatSUB^Qlldll. 9Sre. le/ownd.that all.of'hiA ihlnyA were

Aeiny remooed.

'■SfflofdiiAyanheanyoindieyarlmye. S/fflexcept, that doth., "(SeAdaid.
‘Sow me can tarn thid room into a/aadty/ieuy/. lounyel "de daidwith- excitement.

fdon t

“Sflmiicoalddhedellnymodtoalual&gt;lepoAdettiondyuM/r ahottu6/&gt;"(Sr. SKuAardaid. ‘Scan'lwatehhertahemyt/dnyAanddellt/iemon/^ley. Oh.
where do toego next, (ffirit? fflea'Se 'Show me 60meAuman AtndneM in die world/ ”

Qfr. SftShar no longerfound/iimdelfin ff/irby S^a/l jfoStead, he wa6 in- i/ie ran -down, yet humble home ofQfir. (pftanlg- ^rac/iit.
S^t^wdie/amifyfirefririnyfora/ii^df^/iriitmaAdinner, ^ueryonewatl/iereexe^t/of ^r. (^tan/^-^rac/iilandQ&amp;ide^fr. &gt;9^nt/ion^.

fdie door 6a&lt;aniy open, andt/iere wad Q^r. (^ian/eiy - ^rac/iit.
(f^)r. tffi/iar watc/iede/o&lt;feAy to dee ifffitde ^)r. S^itoniy wad trading 6e/iind/iim, 6ut /ie daw no one.

“Sf/owwadit, dear?”S'!fid. S^Sd^-(^rac/iitadAed.
ridtmad day

^ft wad ad A&amp;it ad eoidd6e expected, ^fr. (f/tan/ey - f/radiit daid. “ffiodefiowerd t/iaf weplaced&lt;
iadt weeA are dti/lueriy Aeaatifdandfdlf20/or. ffitde
Q)r. •^dfiit/iony woiddAweif.

idhe yioed

•^eypaatied, remembering.

•fden, Ae daid, u&amp;iog, f/iatgoode dure does AooAgood. ’e/ianging tAe du/pect. u(^Suergone id Acre tdo- we dAoiddproAaAlg dtart. n

if daid.

(^i&lt;ergone in tAe (fitan/ey - C)raeAit Aome hurriedto tAeir deatd, andonce eoergAodg Aadbeen deatedQfr. (fftan/g - ^racAii raidedAidgbadri.
“S/odag we maAe a toadt to a man wAo Aad\Jdadded awag todag, but widiout udtonv none offAid eoiddbepO'SSibde, ”Ae daid. “9lfag- be reSt- in-peace andAeep our

ffitde Qfir. S^nf/ong- compang.

PdH/fanidg rebictant/g dranA to fAid toadt, on/gfor tAe wedbeing ofQUr. (^ftanbey - ^rac/iit.
^id cant be true, (ffbe coa/dn't/uwe died/ (ff/ie/iaddo much fife,” Qfr. 2/6i/iardaid. a/modtinteard. “J/want to dee no more, (^/pirit.p/eade. SSr.

f/fi/iar c/enc/ied/iid eged tigAit/g Auping- togudt waAe up, but w/ien Ae ojdenedt/iem Aedaw rowd ofconcrete infront ofAim.

ff/etSaw die ^firit mooing- up a tadanddarA Aid. and/iefbdowed.
fff,die top ofdud Aiddag one tombstone. f/Aere were no roded. .ffiuSt weedd. Q/fr. S/fiAar- Ane/t btfore it.

mudt-Anow.

u(fjtnrit, tedmewAodagdbeneadbt/iiddtone, ” ffdi/iarpleaded.
dfne a

f/Ae (fjbirit dtood-behindthe modd cooeredrocA- andremooedlid hoodcompdetelg. i/lfr. (ff/rier looAedipon Sfr. Hf/uliar with- no remorde. S(/etooA a dicAle
fom- behind-Aid bacA anddladieddie dlirubs awagfrom the tomb.

“Sf/ere fflet/i Qfawrence S/filiar

f/Aid wad adthat the dab read.

ffr. Sfu/iar let- out a- louddirieA.
“f/feade, ,ffiicA./ ,fhaoe deen- the error ofmg wagd/ ,fwid change/ J"willrepect mgfellowpeople andhelp all dtudentd in need/ J"will no longer lioe ad -f
wad, a? nd
i
indion. -f/e

willbe charitable to eoergone/ " Qfr. S/fu/iarpleaded.

Sfegroundbenead-lim- openedup, andle coulddeedmohe andfre at the bottom. @&gt;r. Sbff/iarfeddown the more dandiafoot drop, untdlie hit the bottom.
Sb/u/ar openedhid egeS, not-to deefre andbrimdfone, buta bright morning, with birds chir/xng. S&amp;2ranto a-windowanddawS/ffttSfogogand

me op'f/hong
S informed

^faoid &lt;^ooA, out delivering neakpa/zerd while wearing/mge-bog ouftdfrom die nineteenth -century.
‘GM^adayUittodcy, rnyyaodAey^"^/. SShurye/Mto 9!Qt. /eKZ.rmi'iuytfenAiA/lce^ndwo.
"O/i. StiGf. S'i ^rUlmaAQ/hy. &lt;Sr. 3^iar. '^ttaniwerecfhimM.

her dud,

“^Kat/ S/icwen t miMedit/ " Q/)i'. S/G/iar &lt;iaid. oi-er/y eoitalie.
"SttiMaiwAat$&gt;"at/redQdave.

(darnedof

"ffurchatiny t/e feciah/aMfiomcfiiee '(f/uffer/ ZieAaii/.

Sffil^/uted. "©/. Stfan. ^/ua.meanlAeonetAat’Aaiiyatme^ tyfa iti.iti//there. "
-©hexcellent/ tyftil. 6oyi/ S/l.6e riyht'Mt. " Oftth/hut.

'fodpu/led

9{^r harriedIntent effieeandyraUedlA^

fhrhim. ^feturniny, he tattedt/ie candy to the 6cyA. Aayhy. Z/fereymiyc. my htyA. -Sid. ./Jerry &lt;~(3/riStmaA.
“S/lferrg- ^/iridtmad/’they-daid,
SJGAar-yotdreUedaA/MaAheeouldandranto

„
^Arffer. thewileaddy hurriedto the Awrie of^Tr. ^had^anhy-^rae/at. GMdemahtny

/Utraee/i. he lumpedinto SZ/olly Cffaitt. theAladenthe hadtteolded/or havinyalatepaper.

*. SftShar

“Sf/f S/itt &lt;^i'anA, SZterry &lt;~(3/riStmaA. CJfr. 2/(ji/tar6aid.
SAfary ^/rtttmai.
SUu/ar. SyuMSinetednyyouayainnexCAemriter. rincewil/ioatdatpafer. Sfailedyourcowrie. "de.laid, Aadly.
^../mm a/maldaA.. Qfouya-e meyoarfafer ly theendofthewed: andSil.aee^ila.ndevenaddonttomeiomripointt/or nyieiny to oniearaile. ’

“J/han/tt. (Sr. SShar. and SJferry '/J/rittmaA.
“SMenry ’fSlrUtmaA,

c&lt;&amp;'atiA. "lie returnedtheyreetiny.
5

�fuAfaeeand
Qfe continueddown the Atreelandfnalhfarrivedatthe ^/tanley-^rachithome.

roae/unythe door, he f

A-nodedirnthedoor. @Tr. (ftn-n^-^raddianAiveredandAaid, ‘Stfaiy ^hriitmaA ' Afore,even.rea&amp;yinywha.itwaA.
"f(fon have a lot fnerve
“SHerty 'fthriAtmaA. indeed,.
ftanly-^roeha, "Gfc. SfSharAald. ymrtiny/iAiiAualfown,. ■^fouhiavea, o of n

of.-

(fffre

(ftanley- ^raMada, chance to HandiffrhirnAf. QTr. Shffhar dented, ‘(^nyowAnoarvery weUyow-

fffanaary/"
, ,,
“f/now, (fir. Sfiihar, lutyou.iee..... tyjhal?’'he adted. Aur/rrUed'hywhat he Andfit heard- &amp;r. fjduirn uit

J

^friitma*

doiddAe on Areal 'tdtlm end

Aauind
• -?,F'

famAayinyt/iat ffhave AeenaAelfsholdfoolandt/at .fwantyou to ltd-eAome much neededtime of
d-ra, hourA fworh, "eflained (fr. Sfihar. “fhaue alio Arouyht a tremendoa.i toftrlreyforyou andyour i
imfrtantitem...yiA. fcourier JndlferAanally Aeeto it thatyour daay/iter here recant* only the Acit
'lowri iA a, veyetarian. fieem, to Ae iniMiny one more

attention Ao duit die iA I007° healthy. "
al
Gfr. (ftanley- (Srachil almottfaintedfom allof'Ae eweitiny netoA.
“f-fdon’thnowwhalloAay, orhowto even than/you. fir. (ftanAy- (JrachttAaid.
ffoultnow howyou can than/ me? ffou, can than/ me ly have a wondefd &lt;~(J/irUtmaA. Sir. l /fdiar eMlaimed.

“fl'ldyou, atlea.ithave dinner with nA?" fir. (f/tanley - Orae/it adted.
“fwouldlove to, hut f/ianeiomeone very.fecialiv/ia/ia.ileeii. e.y&gt;eetiny mefaradony time.
time, fferry
fderry (ShriAlmaA, (ftanley

Old'

rachit.

J-

/

fl/iriitmaAtoyou, fitdefir. Sfiidiony. " fir. Sfu/iarAaidAfore walhiny oat the door.
fir. ffhar diffeddirouyh the .itreeti li/re a .ie/ioolAvy. fie'waA evenflaylny ivit/i the children atony die way. ffhmi he arrivedat liiA ne/Jieiv J lioaAe. he
rndiedonto thefiore/i- anddiaAtily hnoehedon the door, ffoalofienedthe door in amayement.

“,fi that invite Atillyoodf " (fir. S/fuhar ad-ed.
“ (Qfeoar&lt;ie it uf ^omeln, come in. G)!'e ivereyuAt alwit to Hl down to dinner, -iaid (focalwith a haye

imile onhuface.
(foerye ne Aat down, andeiyoyeda lovely meal fheyiany, draid-, andlauyhedtoyether. (fir. Sfuhiar
hadfinallyfoundwhat he wai miMiny allfhii Ife: fjhri.itina-i .fiirit andlove towardifellow/ieo/de.

from that dayforward, ^r. Sfu/iarwai lovedamany all flilAeiAludenti. Sl/e hefet love andAindneSi

in hiA heart-andneoerfryot thatfatfd^hrUtmaA (foe. fofftlle^r. ■ffiithony. who didnot die. hehecamea
Aecondfather. Sfndinher wordA: "SlfrryffiriAtmaA andffafer (fi-tenAionA, (fveryonel

S/dd/fy SdolidayA to everyone in the (^nylid dfartmenl.

Christmas Traditions
By Viktoria Wojciechowski

“Tis the season to be jolly! From joyous seasonal traditions to the tradition of not doing anything at all we each h
special holiday customs. Some of these holiday activities are bountiful, like the “tons of homemade nierooi&lt;;” rk &lt;■ t^ n z--i°Ur °Wn
on Christmas Eve.
mat Kelly Ch sham enjoys
Dr. Farrell used to go to mass on Christmas Eve at Mercyhurst College with her family but now p
She also watches The Snow Queen and/or Jack Frost to celebrate the Winter Solstice.
° 68 tO mass at St. Boniface.

The Hamills have an interesting holiday tradition: they walk across the river from Kingston to pick
Most memories made during the holiday season are warm. Yet when certain people in the com
Christmas treeyearly customs, I wondered if they lived on a mountaintop and had a heart that was two sizes too small
Were aS^ed ahout their
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wreath by means of decorating. No tree. No stockings. Just a wreath, because “I guess we probably ck C^udg&gt;ngly getting a single
Christmas.”
y ould do something to decorate for
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merely a chilling growl and a handful of cornflakes thrown in my general direction.
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e resPonse to ffiy question was
Melissa Thorne described how “The grinch within” her father and within herself overrul
holiday traditions in our house and I quite like it that way.”
es der mOm “so there are no winter
A man named Gomez carries on another unique tradition: his holiday activity is to “
When many of us are caroling and hanging ornaments and leaving carrots out for
skulking about in the meantime, just waiting to rip a paper snowflake or pull the beard off ofjC" -»nt stor°s™ °fhlida’-hatt“ are
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                    <text>The Inkwell Quarterly
Volume 5

Issue 3

Spring 2011

Semester in DC: A Final Update
By Amanda Kaster

In this Issue:
Faculty and Club
Updates

2

Scholarships and
Awards

2

Undergraduate
Research Update

2

English 397/497
Changes

2

Expanding Library
Databases

3

Events at Local
Campuses

3

The Vagina
Monologues

3

Senior Spotlight:
Kristen Pechulis

4

Jon Kadjeski’s
London Trip

4

Spring Break
Activities

4

I Virginia.

Letter to the Inkwell 5
by Mr. Jack Grier

Student
Presentations at
the Moravian
Conference

5

Michelle Dubbs in
Africa

6

An American
Romantic Moment

6

History in Wyoming 7
Valley
Murder of Kirby
Hall: Part Three

Returning to Wilkes-Barre after my semester in
I our nation’s capitol has been a positive readjustment.
I Possessing the ability to unwind from the chaos of the
I city has been much appreciated, but I do miss the places I
I experienced, the people I met, and the events I witnessed
I over the course of nearly five months. However, the one
I thing 1 truly miss is my internship; working to engage
I young women in politics was extremely gratifying,
I relevant, and more importantly, enjoyable.
I had the incredible experience of partaking in
I activities that strayed beyond the stereotypical tasks
I typically designated for interns to complete. As opposed
I to answering phones and filing, opportunities arose for us
I to assist in the campaign efforts of two extraordinary
I women under the age of forty', one of whom was seeking Photo Courtesy of Amanda Kaster
I a seat in the Prince George’s County, Maryland school
I board, the other for a coveted seat in the House of Representatives representing the state of

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The process of campaigning is extremely vigorous and dissatisfying at times, which I
I quickly learned an hour into distributing pamphlets to potential supporters on voting day' for the
I school board contestant. People verbally berated us for merely offering a piece of literature,
I something I had naively not anticipated. Thankfully I was paired with an expert campaigner, and
she worked with me to develop a few skills to properly communicate with constituents. By noon
I was well versed in how to get the most important points out as quickly as possible and my timid
nature had slightly subsided when engaging with voters.
While campaigning in Virginia, we participated in lit-drops, door-to-door canvassing, and
phone banking, all of which took place in counties that were predominantly' in opposition of the
candidate we were endorsing. We were dropping off literature and ringing door bells during the
time frame when most people were working, and our maps marking the homes of supporters
were outdated, which nearly cut our projected campaigning time in half.
Nevertheless, we
drove on, making stops at the local Walmart to engage with voters as soon as they exited the store
and slipping pamphlets on the windshields of cars in the parking lot.
Both women lost their races, which on a personal level was quite devastating. Nevertheless, drey
both remain active in their communities and intend to run for office in the near future, a
reassuring fact for potential candidates. Engaging politics first hand reaffirmed my desire to aid
women in their pursuits for office, and made me appreciative of the individuals who make a
career out of such difficult work. I emerged from the process with knowledge of some of the
tasks needed to run for office, as well as the confidence to converse with voters about their needs.
I am grateful for my all of experiences in DC and strongly suggest that any and all
students who wish to participate in the Washington Semester Program as an opportunity to
strengthen their resume and develop their skills as English majors do so. You will emerge
enlightened, informed, and prepared for a competitive job market, and most importantly, you
may come redefine your future aspirations. I know I did.
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By Miranda Baur

Dr. Helen Davis will present a paper titled, “ORuled by espionage’: Repetition of the Directress character in Bronte s
The Professor and Villette,” at the International Conference on Narrative. The conference will be held April 7-10 in St.
Louis, MO.
Dr. Sean Kelly will have an article forthcoming in the journal Papers on Language and Literature (PLL) this spring. The
article is titled “Hawthorne’s Material Ghosts’: Photographic Realism and Liminal Selfhood in The House of Seven Gables.
Also, from April 7 to the 10, Kelly will be chairing and presenting a paper on a panel called “Savages we call them’:
Imagining the Native in Early American Literature.” The paper is entitled “American Idle: Irving, Authorship, and the
Appropriation of Native American Myth in “Rip Van Winkle.”
Dr. Marcia Farrell presented her paper, “Poster Children and Duty: Home and the Empire in Lucy Maud Montgomery

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and Laurens van der Post” at the Faculty Forum on March 25, 2011.
The Sigma Tau Delta induction ceremony will be held on Sunday, April 17, 2011 at 2:00 pm. The event will take place

By Kristina Spaul

in the Henry Miller Conference Room. The featured speaker this year will be Dr. Helen Davis.

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Humanities Honor Awards and Scholarship Opportunities
Applications for the Commonwealth Good Citizenship Scholarship are due on April 18, 2011. Please contact
Humanities Administrative Assistant, Deb Archavage for more information.
The UPS Scholarship application is also due April 18, 2011. Again, please contact Archavage for more
information.
Applications for the Patricia and Robert Heaman Award are presented annually to student demonstrating
excellence in English. Applications include a letter by the student concerning his or her work within the English major.
Please submit applications for this award to Dr. Larry Kuhar by May 1, 2001.

Undergraduate Research Update
By Amanda Kaster

Students enrolled in science and engineering courses typically have the upper hand in terms of engaging in undergraduate
research opportunities in collaboration with their course load. Dr. Janet Stamer recognizes this reality, and has been working
diligently to create similarly valuable experiences for English majors by enabling students to engage in conference settings.
Such learning opportunities outside the classroom are life changing. Not only does the opportunity mimic professional
experience, but the act of presenting research increases confidence and preparedness among participants. Dr. Starner is currently in
the developing stages of incorporating a conference inspired undergraduate interdisciplinary project for students to become a
component of the research process. The work would ideally be carved into course schedules and folded into the tuition load for
students and faculty as an additional method for English majors to learn and grow in their degree.

Important Addition to ENG 397/497: Senior Seminar
By Ashley Zerfoss

The Senior Seminar, ENG 397/497, will now include a short conference presentation, where students will present some
of their research to a public audience. The presentation will be a part of a miniature conference, with panels, a program, and all
other conference essentials. Featuring students from both English 397.A: Studies in Gothic Literature and English 397/497.E:
Salman Rushdie and his Contemporaries, the inaugural conference will take place on Friday, April 1, 2011, from 4:30—7pm. The
panels will be held in the Kirby Salon, Kirby 108, and Kirby 103. Light refreshments will be served.
The changes aim to both set the seminar apart from other 300-level courses by elevating the experience. This format will
allow students to benefit from outside commentary on their work so that their final essays may be more informed by a greater
attention to academic discourse.

If you are interested in joining The Inkwell staff, please contact
Dr. Marcia Farrell (marcia.farrell@wilkes.edu)
for more information.

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The Farley Library has recently added a new database to its already numerous collection. Sage Journals Online is now
available for students to use. This database allows students and faculty to access over 560 full electronic journals of Sage
Publications. Features of this database include journal and society branding, tag-along navigation, a popular-articles list and
abstract preview.
Dr. John C. Stachacz, Dean of Library Services is optimistic of the new database, saying, “These are all great scholarly,
peer renew journals available 24/7. They represent most disciplines taught at Wilkes and significantly enhance students’ abilities to
get to good research materials.”

Upcoming Events on Local Campuses

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By Kristina Spaulding

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On March 4, 2011 King s College debuted Jeff Katra’s photography in an exhibit called “Perspectives of Nature.” The
exhibit took place in the Waldmann Gallery, Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center, which is located between North Franklin and North
Main Street where Katra discussed his work between 6—8 pm.
Misericordia University will be celebrating National Women’s History Month with a “Women in Poetry” event, which
will be led by Dr. Rebecca Steinberger and Dr. Amanda Caleb&gt; on March 22, 2011 at 8:30 pm. Misericordia will also be hosting
a Gender Wars Conference on April 2, 2011 from 8—430 pm.
The University of Scranton, on April 15, 2011, will be previewing Bond, Taiwan Bangzi’s opera adaptation of William
Shakespeare’s The Merchant of Venice, n't the Scranton Cultural Center at 7:30 pm. Tickets are required.

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On February 4, 2011 Wilkes University held their annual performance of the Vagina Monologues, a play by Eve Ensler. The
play was directed by Angela D’Alessandro and advised by Drs. Mischelle Anthony and Helen Davis. This performance
celebrates woman and their sexuality with real-life stories of female genital mutilation, incest, and rape to self-discovery, intimacy,
pleasure, and vulnerability.
Anthony, who also performed, recalls the first time she saw a performance of The Vagina Monologues-, “I first saw the
Vagina Monologues when I was teaching part-time at Oklahoma State, after I had my PhD. It changed my life.” She described her
emotions attached to the performance: “I felt more powerful, more understand, and wanted to help women in the world more
after I saw it. I laughed; I cried; I got angry and happy all at once.”
Upon arriving to Wilkes University she was asked to advise the 2004 performance of the show and humbly accepted the
offer. “I was honored and taken aback. How could I help out with such a tremendous effort?” Anthony said.
Anthony has been advising these performances every year since then. She also performs and encourages students to get
involved. This year, English majors Sara Crolick, Amanda Kaster, and Kyriel Manzo participated in the performance.
Additional performers included Dr. Ebonie Cunningham Stringer, Director of Women’s. Stringer chose to perform
because, “it is an empowering event for and by women. It’s a space where women's voices are heard as they speak about the joys
and challenges of their lives. Further, I am very much concerned with violence against women.”
The Vagina Monologues are a part of the V-Day campaign. V-day is a movement to spread awareness about violence
committed against women and girls all over the world. All of the proceeds benefit local organizations such as the Domestic
Violence Center, Planned Parenthood, and the Victims Resource Center.

The Inkwell Staff
Faculty Advisor: Dr. Marcia Farrell
Managing Editor: Matt Kogoy
Assistant Managing Editors: Justin Jones and Phil Muhlenberg
Senior Copy Editors: Dave Cook and Amanda Kaster
Layout Team: Tony Thomas and Elizabeth Voda
Staff Writers: Miranda Baur, Ashley Bringmann. Holly Evans, Kristina Spaulding.
Annie Yoskoski. Viktoria Wojciechowski, and Ashley Zearfoss
Photographer: Sonja Heisey
Guest Contributors' Mr Jack Grier and Dr Sean Kelly

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By Annie Yoskoski
Where are you from?
I am from this area. I live in Plymouth, Pa.
What made you want to be an English major?
I've always loved my English courses in school and I am completely
fascinated by the power of words and language.
What is your favorite book?
Henn,' David Thoreau's Walden. Walden is great because it is a book that
you can read and reread and you still find things that you did not notice, and I
think the message Thoreau urges is still practical today. I also like Sara Gruen's
Waterfor Elephants and Maya Angelou's I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.
What do you want to go on to do with a degree in English from Wilkes?
After graduating I will take a position as a high school English teacher,
preferably teaching American Literature. After completing my MA I would
eventually like to obtain my doctorate as well and eventually teach at the college level.
Do you feel ready to leave the university?
I feel as though the experience at Wilkes had definitely prepared me to move forward; however,
about Wilkes. I have met great people, amazing faculty, and truly learned a great deal about myself.

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authors, and time periods, students learn more about what they like and what literature is all about.
Is there anything you would like to say to the English department?
The English department has truly made my experience at Wilkes completely worth-while. Each faculty member that
I have had in class has been helpful and it is clear that all of the staff is passionate about literature and about what they do.

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By Ashley Bringmann
While most students were sitting back at home over winter break, Jon Kadjeski was
experiencing the wonders of London. He was the only English major oni the study abroad program led
by Dr. Mark Stine, Communications. As part of the program Kadjeski -was busy with academic
activities from 3—4 pm every day, but he still had time to sightsee.
One of his best experiences was being able to see a performance of Les Miserables', a West End
production. Kadjeski says, “it was absolutely wonderful and beyond expectations.”
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He had time to visit what he calls the “labyrinth” of the National
Gallery, which houses a great number of art pieces. According to him Da Vinci does not
disappoint in person.
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Body
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and grow. Your precious drops of ink have preserved the writings of Emily Dickinson and many other great American poets
(Some of my personal favorites are Poe, Frost and Hughes.) and have provided enjoyment for generations of readers.
However, the greatness of ideas and truths that you preserve is not found just in poetry but also in the various genres of
short stories, essays, novels and Drama and in many other documents. (I could list so many, many here, and I would secretly love
to but that would be exposing you to only my experiences and prejudices so I will just mention one, Jonathon Livingston Seagull.
What I really believe is important is for each person to prepare his or her own list developed throughout a life time of reading
experiences.) You, inkwell, have saved and shared the thoughts, insights, truths, and teachings of individuals throughout the ages.
You have allowed us to build on what others have discovered and learned before us so that we can become wiser. The question
may then become, “What will we do with what you have given us?” Will we study the great philosophers of the past (and present)?
Will we incorporate into ourselves that which can indeed help us intellectually so that we can each become as much as we are
capable of being?
Oh, inkwell, as I sit here composing, taking from you drop by drop (though you never will run dry), I thank you for
allowing me to use you. I thank you for the images you have shared with me that have made me, in many respects, what I am
today. Many lines of your precious fluid have instructed me. I only hope that as others also read what you have preserved that they
will learn. And if they, as well, construct new compositions by dipping their quills in you, may their writings teach those who follow
after them. Perhaps by being exposed to writings composed from your precious fluid and learning from them, we each will be able
to say at least once in a lifetime, “It is a far, far better thing I do [this time] than I have ever done. Hopefully we will never say, It
is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.” Ah Inkwell! Ah Humanity!
Sincerely, Mr. Jack Grier

Majors Attend Conference on Medieval &amp; Early Modern Studies
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conference, but instead edited short sections of
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conference and editing the manuscripts “gave them hands on experi
in the field of English Literary Studies engage in.

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Last summer, senior Michelle Dubbs spent time in Pommern,
Tanzania, in Southeast Africa as part of the Global Volunteers organization.
Dubbs was sent to Tanzania for three weeks where she taught English and
Math to Tanzanian children. While in Tanzania, Dubbs’ participation outside
the classroom included the construction of a new kitchen for the schoo , as we
as other projects meant to promote sustainable development for Tanzanians.
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which she was assigned, the Pommerns were faced with conditions unfit for
their hands, alone. Bartering is not foreign to Pommerns, and all-sustenance
farming exists as a provision of basic foodstuffs. Still, during Dubbs
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experience, she encountered many whom were full of happiness, love, and faith.
In terms of activities, a typical day for Dubbs would entail classes in the morning running through to the afternoon.
The morning session consisted of her math class, where she would instruct approximately 89 students in the methods of
basic math. In the afternoon, Dubbs would either play with kindergarteners, or occupy her time in the secondary schools.
According to Dubbs, “education is their one chance to go anywhere; kids realize they’re poor, and so they strive towards
education and a better life.”
In Pommern, the school system is divided into two tiers—a primary school and a secondary school. The primary
school consists of grades 1-7, while the secondary school encompasses “forms” 1-4 (i.e. grades 8-12). Advanced levels of
education are available according to student proficiency. A typical (small) class may contain 89 students; the size of the
classroom can range, and can exceed or fall below 89. As policy of a private school sanctioned by a local church, students are
required to wear uniforms to class. During her time as a teacher, Dubbs encountered no behavioral problems from the
students “because they all wanted to be there; they understood the
importance of education.”
Reminiscing about her journey to Pommern, Dubbs feels a piece
of her remains in Africa. She plans on returning to Africa, and hopes to
travel to impoverished or underdeveloped areas as a teacher to further
her efforts in global education. Fortunately, Dubbs did such a remarkable
job while in Pommern, that she was offered a job to teach in Tanzania
after she completed her studies. For Dubbs, Pommern was a life­
changing experience because it illustrated a different side of education.
Dubbs has established a plan to fulfill her goal concerning education—
she plans to receive her Masters in Global Education in hopes of
working towards globalizing education. With her work in Tanzania as
proof, Dubbs is rapidly increasing her chances of meeting this goal.

An American Romantic Moment
By Dr. Sean Kelly

1831: Ralph Waldo Emerson’s first wife and true love, Ellen Tucker, dies from tuberculosis. Devastated by his loss Emerson
visits her grave often, even opening her coffin to examine her body. Emerson would later observe in Nature (1836) “even the
corpse has its own beauty.” It would be Tucker’s wealth that would support Emerson’s intellectual efforts in Concord and
indirectly, those of Henry David Thoreau, Nathaniel Hawthorne, and Bronson Alcott.
1844: While camping with his friend, Edward Hoar, Henry David Thoreau inadvertently sets fire to over 300 acres of woods and
pasture lands around Concord (Cheever 75). Even before he commences his famous experiment in ‘living deliberately ’ buildinv a
cabin and living alone on a tract of Emerson’s land by Walden Pond, Thoreau is already viewed with suspicion by the townspeople.

1850: Margaret Fuller dies when the Elizabeth, the ship that she, her Italian husband, and their infant son have taken from TmI
sinks off the coast of Fire Island, NY after striking a sandbar. Emerson sends Thoreau to retrieve Fuller’s papers fron t-l I
Henry James would later describe the effect of Fuller’s death on Nathaniel Hawthorne—who grappled with the - ‘
strong, intellectually-adventurous, and sexually-threatening woman in virtually all of his novels_ as the ‘Margaret "host'^k °

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The History of Wyoming Valley
By Tony Thomas

The Wyoming Valley is rich in history and tradition and that richness extends beyond coal mining and Eastern
Europe. The Wyoming Valley may be one of the few, if the only county, in the United States to have an epic poem written
about her.
During the American Revolution a battle took place in the Wyoming Valley on July 3^ 1778. British and Iroquois
forces led by Colonel John Butler attacked American forces at Forty Fort which resulted in over 300 Americans being killed
in the attack.
The Battle of Wyoming was depicted in an epic poem written in 1809 by Scottish poet Thomas Campbell entitled
“Gertrude of Wyoming.” The poem depicts the battle and massacre, but has been criticized for being historically inaccurate.
The poem accused Joseph Brant, a Mohawk military and political leader allied with Great Britain, of leading the attack and
massacre against the Americans. Campbell famously called Brant, “Monster Brant” in the poem and the name became
popular amongst Colonists whenever they referred to Brant. However, Joseph Brant was not present at the Battle of
Wyoming.
The poem was popular in its time and was so popular that some claim that the poem was the reason behind the
naming of the state Wyoming and a suburb in Australia. A digital copy of the original book the poem is available on Google
Books along with an illustrated version of the epic.

The Murder in Kirby Hall: Part three
“Deb, can you please open die door. I have no idea what’s going on here. Besides, think
about it, even if I was die killer, which, I’m not saying 1 am, what could I do in this situation?”
Jones called.
After some hesitation, Deb unlocked the door.
“So , it was you, Jones. You’re die killer,” exclaimed Joe.
“Whoa, dude, what’s your glitch? I didn’t kill anyone,” said Jones.
“Enough chit-chat, Jones. You impaled the maintenance man, Ashy, with a bloody
pitchfork,” declared Jamie.
“Why would I do that? And would it have just been a normal pitchfork? I don’t think it
would have been bloody to begin with. But, wait, that’s not the point. Why, or even how, would I
have killed someone. Besides, I read The Monk. If I killed someone, I’d know not to hide around
where I committed the crime. I know the gothic conventions!” cried Jones.
“Likely story, trying to play the whole, if this were a story, I wouldn’t do it this way, so why
would I do it this way in real life game. Very clever, Jones, very clever,” snarled Jamie.
“I think you’re making a big mistake, man. I had nothing to do with that.. .Can I check out what this dude looks like, the
description might inspire my novel. Dude, that’s wicked.”
‘You’re not making your case any more convincing, Jones,” Joe barked.
“Why were you in my office just a few feet away from the killing, Justin?” wondered Deb, trying to bring the conversation
back to some sense of reality.
“I was in your office because I was using your computer to search for articles for a research paper for Dr. Anthony.”
“What would be the 10 best ways to kill a custodian?” sneered Joe.
“No, actually, it was about the usage of poison in Gothic literature,” said Jones.
“Poison? Why don’t you just confess already? Your alibi isn’t exactly iron clad,” Jamie rebutted.
“What’s with all these accusations?” cried Jones, “Dr. Anthony suggested the topic for me because I couldn’t decide on
one; and she wasn’t willing to grade another paper on the psychological treatise of The Yellow Wallpapet.
Before anyone could respond to Justin’s defense, Matt Kovalcik entered Deb s office to ask for a washcloth. Dressed in a
red and black long-sleeved flannel shirt, Koval strolled into Deb’s office with a look of naivete.
“What’s a treatise?” he inquired.
“Actually, I’m not really sure. I read about it, or, no, I heard about it, said Jones.
Continued on page 8

Only two more installments of The Murder in Kirby Hall remain!
Remember to enter your guesses for the identities of the murder and the writer on The Inkwell
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“Good grief, man! Your clothes are splattered with blood! How do you explain that?!” exclaimed Joe.
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“What are you talking about?” asked Deb.
Jelly, my dudes. It s just strawberry jelly,” laughed Jones.
A eah, it s from the jelly party we had about an hour ago,” said Kovalcik.
“Hmm, Koval’s covered in it, too,” said Jamie.
Joe, perplexed by the situation, wondered, “Why would anybody...?” but before he could finish his thought, Jones and
Koval chimed in, “We love jelly, although Dr. Farrell’s spiced blueberry jam is better than store-bought strawberry.”
The group rolled its eyes at the two as the printer suddenly came to life, startling everyone.
“Oh sure. Now it starts,” sneered Jones.
“What are you printing out, Jones?” asked Jamie.
I told you: the articles I need for Dr. Anthony’s assignment,” answered Jones.
“Pfft, just beginning that now? Such a procrastinator,” sneered Joe.
“Bite me,” said Jones.
“Jones!” warned Deb. “And boys, there are much more serious things to worry about right now.
“Sorry',” said Jones. He grabbed the articles for Dr. Anthony and headed up to her office, followed closely by the Jamie,
Joe, and the rest of the gang.
“Dr. Anthony, I have that assignment for you,” said Jones, handing Dr. Anthony the jelly splattered essay.
“Thank you. At least you got me this paper to me in less than two y'ears. It seems getting a paper from you is like getting
‘Hamill’s Hunches’—it’s all promises-promises, and then no results, or so the Inkwell staff says,” replied Dr. Anthony as she quickly
folded the essay into her pocket.
Before any'one could even wonder why Dr. Anthony' had hastily hidden the paper instead of placing it on her desk, a
strange melody was heard ascending the staircase to filter throughout the entire building.
“Did you hear that?” asked Matthew Kogoy, who had been drinking green tea in his “office” outside of Dr. Anthony’s.
“What is that sound?” asked Dr. Anthony.
“It sounds like a swing jazz number.”
“I suspect we should follow our ears,” said Jamie, rather snidely. “Dr. Anthony, will you be joining us?”
“I can’t. I need to grade this essay for Jones.”
With that, the group left Dr. Anthony alone to read. As they reached the main floor, Kogoy remarked, ‘Was that a
number by Charlie Parker? I enjoy Gillespie more.”
“Hey' man, who cares who they’re playing? I wanna know why they’re playing, especially with so many dead people in the
building,” said Joe, who was somewhat frustrated with Kogoy’s overreaching apathy. “And, where are the police? I thought Dr.
Hamill said he was going to call them?”
The band leader, a man named Billy Joe Coolcat, replied, “Hey daddy-o’s and cool cats, imagine that. We were just here
to lay down a few numbers for tonight’s little party', you know, play some jazz from the past.” Coolcat’s voice was long and drawnout, much like Bob Dylan’s in the ‘70s. “We was just practicing some Coltrane, his A-train, actually for tonight. Why? Is that not
right? Did we miss the date, or eat from wrong plates?”
Clearing her throat, Jamie said, “Right, well, see, I’m conducting an investigation into several murders that occurred this
evening.”
“Oh! Like a murder mystery dinner! I get it.”
“Anyway!” Jamie persisted. “We—hey is your clarinetist alright?”
Coolcat turned around to see his clarinetist, Benette Goodwoman, coughing and writhing on the floor.
“What’s wrong with her?” asked Koval.
“Maybe she’s just really feelin’ the music, my man,” Coolcat said without so much surprise for her condition. “Hey
Benette, you are alright for tonight, right?”
Benette opened her mouth, and drew a breath, but instead of words, a white froth flowed from her mouth, and she
stopped twitching and died.
“It looks like her ‘Sing Sing Sing,’ has ‘Sing Sang Sung,”’ said Coolcat, wiping a tear away from his only slightly hazy eyes.
The group immediately surrounded her motionless body and noticed a green tinge to her lips.
“Dude, she’s dead,” said Jones. His calm, almost stoic manner, the group knew, was a shell for the true
horror he felt inside, or perhaps, as a budding gothic novelist, he just knows how to lead on his friends.

In the next installment:
Who’s next on the killer’s hit list?
Will the gang be led astray by more strawberry jam?
Will IQ run a game?
And, most importantly, will Hamill hunch or Kuhar corner?

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Sir Salman Rushdie Visits Wilkes University
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On April 19,
2011, Sir Salman
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asked by Dr.
Lawrence Kuhar how much it would cost to bring him to the campus as a joke, found out, and well, tire
rest is history.
Farrell and Kuhar then put all ol their time and effort into planning tire event so that it would
be one students and faculty would remember for tire rest of their lives. “We wanted a student-centered
event,” Farrell said. “And, Sir Rushdie, himself, values student-centered experiences.”
Sir Rushdie, spoke in the Kirby Salon for English majors, select alumni, and faculty in a
private Q&amp;A session led by Farrell. With meeting Sir Rushdie in a more intimate setting, students
from ENG 397: Salman Rushdie and its Contemporaries along with other English majors who
submitted questions were able to ask him questions that they have been working on tweaking and
perfecting for weeks after they were given notice that the author they have been studying for tlrree
months was coming to their campus.
During tire Q&amp;A, Kristina Spaulding, Tony Thomas, Amanda Kaster, Jon Kadjeski, Matt
Kogoy, Phil Muhlenberg, David Cook, Annie Yoskoski, Sarah McNew, Sara Crolick, Mollie Rance,
Matt Kovalcik, and Buddy Gouger asked Sir Rushdie questions dial covered topics from tire author’s
writing process to his views on pop culture, and even his movie and reading suggestions. Even though
the session was only supposed to last from 3:30pm to 4:30pm, Sir Rushdie graciously agreed to stay
later in order to answer all of the questions that had been submitted.
Junior Tony Thomas describes the private Q&amp;A session as “something that I may never
experience again with a world famous author. Sir Rushdie was interested in answering all of our
questions at length. I felt that he would have been content spending the entire time there.”
After the private lecture, a dinner was held in the Martz center for those who attended the
private lecture, along with Humanities faculty and select administrative guests. Guests attending dined
with a South African themed menu, which included spiced chicken with avocado with grapefruit salsa
and chakalaka, a type ol vegetable stir-fry.
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Congratulations, Graduates!
The Inkwell Quarterly and the English Department want to congratulate the following seniors
on the completion of their undergraduate degrees in English tliis May:

Rachel Cannuli
Matt Kogoy
Frank O’Shea

Kellene Cappellini
Amanda Kaster
Kristen Pechulis

Cassandra Colwell
Matt Kovalcik
Anthony Truppo

JustinJones
Shannon McDonald

Additionally, we would like to congratulate Sarah McNew on the completion of her Masters of
Education with a focus on English.

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Volume 5

Dr. Chad Stanley was awarded tenure by the Board of Trustees!
Stanley is currently working, in collaboration with Dr. Anthony Kapolka, Computer Science, on an article that considers
representations of printing and textual pioduction/reproduction in Jonathan Swift's and Umberto Eco's writing. He is also starting work on
a regional history project, with Dr. Loran Lewis (COM).
Additionally, Stanley is pleased to report tliat the Writing Center will be open tliis summer.
Dr. Mischelle Anthony will be on Sabbatical in tlic Fall 2011 semester. She will be doing archival research in London, looking at owner
writing in 18th-century copies of gothic and sentimental texts, paying special attention to tlic use of die dash, a punctuation mark dial
come into common usage during die 18di century, especially among women writers.
Dr. Helen Davis has been invited to chair and moderate a plenary session at die Symposium on Queer and Feminist Narrative Theory, to
be held in Columbus, Ohio on May 12-14, 2011.
Also, Davis was nominated and selected for die Wilkes Diversity Faculty Award for die 2010-2011 academic year. The award is
sponsored by die Center for Global Education and Diversity. She will receive die award on May 2, 2011.
Dr. Marcia Farrell presented die lecture “Imperial Duly and Domestic Commitments in die Commonwealth: home and children in die
works of Laurens van dcr Post and Lucy Maud Montgomery” at die Faculty Forum on March 25, 2011.
Additionally, Farrell was invited to participate in an academic roundtable discussion about Jane Austen’s Emma as part of die
Bloomsburg Theatre Ensemble’s world premiere performance of Emma on March 6, 2011.
Dr. Janet Stamer delivered a paper at die national meeting of die Shakespeare Association ofAmerica from April 7— 9, 2011 in Seatde,
Washington, tided "A tottring Throne held firmc by Majestic": Intertextual Carpentry, circa 1636.” Her presentation developed material
dial she researched while on sabbatical leave in die spring semester 2010 and will inform work in Eng 333 in die fall

Heaman Scholarship Application Deadline Approaching
Every year, Drs. Pat and Bob Heaman, Professors Ernerti, award tlic Patricia Boyle Heaman and Robert J Heaman
Scholarship to a student on the literature track. Preference is given to an upcoming junior or senior and to students from the Wyoming
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Senior Spotlight: Farewell to the IQ Seniors
IQ decided to feature our graduating editors in the final Senior Spotlight of the year. Here are their storiesMatt Kovalcik, Inkwell Quarterly Online. Coordinator
By Matt Kogoy
Matthew J. Kovalcik will be graduating this May after four exciting years at Wilkes University.
Kovalcik, a longtime resident ol Archbald, Pennsylvania, is an easy-going fellow who enjoys engaging in
discussions that involve him, pirate death-metal, Metalocalypse, and Magic: The Gathering.
Kovalcik entered Wilkes with an eye towards creative writing and a concentration in
Scicenwi iting. Since tiien, he s completed die beginnings ol a screenplay and will present his draft at die
Capstone Presentations. With such an &lt;enthusiasm
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towards creative writing, Kovalcik hopes to continue
nurturing his creative darlings after graduation with die intentL ion publishing his works, becoming a world­
renowned author, traveling into space, and becoming the first man to do a book signing on the moon.
He’s that dedicated.
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Nowaday's, Kovalcik spends his time chomping on ham sandwiches, playing Super Smash Bros.,
and watching Westerns like crazy. Soon, tiiough, the job market will be summoning him. In terms of
career options, he plans on completing some freelance projects while continuing to write.
We at The Inkwell Quarterly wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors, and expect nodiing but awesomeness from a
man who’s motto speaks for a generation—it’s not diat big of a deal. Maybe we should all learn something from Mr. Kovalcik; maybe
it’s not tiiat big of a deal, maybe there’s no deal at all.
This is Matthew J. Kogoy signing off. Good day to you.
Matthew Kogoy, Inkwell QuarterlyMana&amp;ng Editor
By Matt Kovalcik
Matthew Kogoy graduates this year at Wilkes University with a double major in English and
History. This self-proclaimed “soft spoken debonair” has earned his reputation amongst his fellow classmates
as a well read and articulate young sir. Also known by his moniker “Admiral Kogs-wortii of die Fourdi
Federation,” Kogoy has for many years become appreciative of fine music and film. Some of Kogoy’s lavorite
music genres include blues rock and traditional folk music.
Kogoy’s other interests include, dressing well, drinking Mountain Dew', and watching films (mosdy
foreign, independent or classics). Along widi his reputation of being well read, Kogoy has slated dial he will
Photo Courtesy of Matt
be reading House ofLeaves, David Foster Wallace novels, and some philosophy books (specifically Plato’s
Kogoy
The Republic) in the near future.
Kogoy currently resides in Larksville, Pennsylvania, living with his family and dog Bandit.
By next spring, Kogoy is interested in living in Japan to teach English to Japanese students. To all ol us from The Inkwell
Quarterly, we say to you, Matthew Kogoy, adieu and good luck good, sir.
Amanda Kaster, Inkwell QuarterlyHeaA. Copy Editor
By Justin Jones
1. What was your favorite part of attending Wilkes?
I absolutely loved haring the opportunity to learn and work diligently to acquire die knowledge I needed to succeed in an area
of study I enjoy gready. Amid die impatience to complete work and comprehend the complexities witiiin any given course, I found my
quest for understanding to be invigorating and tremendously rewarding. My capacity as a student was pushed to an entirely new level
because of die expectations of my professors, and as a result directly impacted the amount of growth I experienced in my abilities as an
English major. This semester is a testament to such a fact; whetiicr in regards to Dr. Farrell’s Salman Rushdie and His Contemporaries
Senior Seminar to Dr. Kuhar’s Postmodern Literature course, die amount of work I put in allowed me to reach new depths in my
career as an undergraduate student, and for that I am not only immensely appreciative, but also ecstatic. I also enjoyed the additional
opportunities Wilkes had to offer me as a student; whetiicr in regaids to extra-curricular activities to build my ability as a leader to
spending a semester in Washington, DC, I was incredibly pleased widi my experiences as a student.
Continued on p. 8

The Inkwell Quarterly Staff
Faculty Advisor: Dr. Marcia Farrell
Edilor-in-chicl: Dale (\&gt;&lt;&gt;k
Managing Editor: Kristina .Spaulding
Assistant Matiaging Editor: I’hirMiihlenberg
Senior Copy Editors: Tony ’1 lioinas and t al ly i annus
Copy Editing Adrisoi: Di. Janet Slarnei
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Aiinie^oskoski; Viktoria Wojneehouski. and Ashler Zeatfoss
Graduating Staff: Stall Kogoy. M«lt KovalriLJustiuJones. Amanda Kaster. and Sonja Heiser

Fa&lt; till! Contributors: D.. M.schelle Aiithony. Dr. Lain Kuliai. and D.. 1 liomas \. Hamill
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Poetry In Transit 2011 seeks new verse
By Dr. Mischelle Anthony

buses. The poems stay up for one year, with a monthly rotation so that riders can see all poems ov ci lime.
An advisory board from four area colleges (Kings College, Penn State Wilkes-Barre, Luzerne ounty

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and Wilkes University) will choose the winners from this year’s submissions.
We would love to have one of your poems on the bus!
Here are the requirements:
Length: 6 lines or less (excerpts from longer works are fine, but you must choose the 6 lines to send)

Theme: Conflict
Please avoid profanity, outright political or religious statements
Languages: Any language is great, as long as you provide an English translation
Submission (Deadline is May 20th, 2011):
Email your poetry to: mischellcb.half@gmail.com
-orMail your poetry to: Editorial Board
Poetry In Transit
■ English Department
Wilkes University
84 W. South St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18766

Calling all graduates: Senior Exit Survey
On behalf of the English department, Justin Jones created an exit survey for our ggraduates. The survey responses help tlic
English department better understand student preparation for life upon graduation. If youi are a graduating senior, please send your
responses to die survey below to either inkwell@wilkes.edu or to Dr. Marcia Farrell at marcia.fai rell@vrilkes.edu.
Survey Questions
1. What courses/events do you believe prepared you the most for your future pursuits?
2. What will you miss most about Wilkes?
3. Do you feel you have been sufficiently prepared for what lies ahead?
4. Anything else you'd like to say, you may say here.

“Rushdie,” continued from p. 1
At 6pm guests were led to the Dorothy Dickenson Dartc Center for a lecture that was open to die public, where Sir
Rushdie was inUoduced by Farrell as her “hero.” Sir Rushdie then gave his lecture: “Public Events, Private Lives:
Literature and Politics in die Modem World,” followed by a brief question and answer period. In spite of die rain, die
public lecture was well attended by die Wilkes and great Wilkes-Ban e community.
Reflecting back on die public lecture, Thomas noted, “His lecture highlight-2 .
lited the importance of free speech and
die freedom of an artist to pursue their vision, which was appropriate for a world where
tliemselves widi passion about how words can change die world.”
----- : artists still risk their lives to express
After die public lecture, Sir Rushdie held a book signing and dien left die campus to head back to New York City.
Senior Amanda Kaster reflected back on die event, “having die ability to meet and engage a famous audior is
ultimately one of die definitive moments of my time at Wilkes, and I am forever grateful of die hard work from Drs. Kuli:U
and Farrell for all diey did to make this experience a reality. On behalf of die students in ENG 397,1 would personally
like to tliank Dr. Kuhar for taking die time to get Sir Rushdie to come to our campus. Also, I would like to diank Dr.
Farrell for giving us the opportunity to meet die audior we have come to admire this semester. It will be an experience WC
will cany witii us long after we leave Wilkes University. Sir Rushdie’s visit was a fantastic reminder of why we do what we
do as English majors. Thank you for giving us that reminder.”
Sir Rushdie is die audior of eleven novels, including Shame, Satanic Verses, Enchantress ofFlorence, The Mo°r’s
Last Sigh, Fury, Shalimar the Clown, and, most recently, Luka and the Fire ofLife. His novel, Midnight’s Children, wl«cb
deals dirccdy witii the aftermath of Indian independence in 1947, won the Booker Prize when it was published in 198L U
also won tlic Booker of Booker’s in 2007, by popular vote, in honor of the fortieth anniversary of the prize

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euphiction, which was a term first used in Mike Dawon’s introduction to volume 1 in aOlO^Tl'0"11 gS
arc supposed to be seen as literary covers, and Leet has chosen to deal with classical nieces’ CuT
miters leatured tn die anthology include Suzi M, Simon Neal, Derek Handley, and TP Whited
Wien asked to desenbe her work Ixet said, “The stories I'm working on arc iionor fiction
nodimg lovey-dovey. Dark, twisted, crazy fiction. Think Hunter S. Thompson meets Joyce in
an
aUcywty. The piece that got me accepted to die work is similar to Hash fiction that draws on gothic

elements in an attempt to convey a deep sense of fear and hon or witiiin die story.”
Right now die book is in its final phases and will be released on
National Music Day. As of right now, Leet has four stories in the
book.
II' you would like to learn more you can go to http://ww-w.coverstoricsbook.com/ and check out the book for yourself.

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Clins Bednar has been traveling to North Carolina to spend time with his baby boy, while also working in die risk management field and
researching a fitting graduate path.
Melissa Bugdal is finishing her first year in an M.A. program witii an emphasis in composition, language, and rhetoric at Salisbury
University while also serving as a I caching Assistant lor sections of first-ycar composition.
Jackie Butwinski currentiy works as an Administrative Assistant for RIA Connect, Inc. in Tinton Falls, NJ.
Lauren Carey is an SEO Manager and copywriter at Solid Cactus.
Amanda Flynn is currently teaching 9di and lOdi grade English at a public school on die Eastern Shore of Virginia while getting her
Master's degree in Reading Education from die University of Virginia.
Bianca Sabia is currentiy attending Arcadia University for an MA in English while holding a Graduate Assistantship at die school's Writing
Center.
Zack Sobota is (lie Running Backs coach for die East Stroudsburg University football program, as well as pursuing a Masters degree in die
field of Sports Management.
Stefanie McHugh completed year one of MA prognun at Duquesne I Jnivcrsity. She is preparing a conference paper on Sam Selvon's
The Lonely Londoners and Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses for die American Comparative Literature Conference in Providence,
RI in March 2012.

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Sir Salman Rushdie reaches an entirely new dimension of literary brilliance in his third novel, Shame, which was published and re­
leased in 1983* The text grapples widi die complexities of die dichotomy of honor and shame between Iskander Harappa Raza Hyder, and
die r families in a country drat is “not quite Pakistan” in die context of tire fifteenth century and a post-rndependence world (22) Sharam, or
shaL is an incredibly crucial element in die text, dictating die lives of his characters and impacting die construction and plo ol die novel.

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Recently, Amanda Kaster, Erin Robinson, and Liz Voda,
members of Sigma Tau Delta, along with Drs. Thomas A. Hamill and
Sean Kelly, continued the honor society’s tradition of conducting writing
workshops at tlie United Hebrew Institute to assist students, ranging from
fourth- to eighth-graders, with (lie development of ideas and story'
plotlines. The honor society members mentored tlie students by
demonstrating to them that writing is a process which includes attention to

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writing by generating small-group discussions centered around writing activities. They also provided tlie students with concrete

feedback on their work.
According to tlie students’ teacher Barbara Welch and (lie Institute’s Principal, Rabbi Raphael Nemetsky, “Our students
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learned what they need to do to move their writing forward.” Both Welch and Nemetsky noted that t iej apprecia ec ta ic
workshops reinforced their
educational goal of teaching the
students that “one must change in
order to gl ow not only as
individuals but also as students.”
The students noted that
tlie workshops were “inspiring”
and “amazing.” One
commented, “I love working with
Wilkes because I always learn
something new.”
Another noted, “I
learned that if there is an
interesting part in my writing,
there should be development of
that part. It was an excellent
experience writing with the
Wilkes honor students over diese past four years.”
The United Hebrew Institute looks forward to working with the students in Sigma Tau Delta in the upcoming academic year,
as do (lie students: “The whole Wilkes program was a very enjoyable and educational one. I learned many different skills that will
enhance my writing abilities.”

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English 397/497: The Inaugural Conference
By Kristina Spaulding
On Friday, April 1, 2011, students from both Dr. Mischelle Anthony’s ENG 397.A: Studies in Gothic Literature and Dr.
Marcia Farrell’s ENG 397/497.E: Salman Rushdie and his Contemporaries seminars presented their senior conference papers in Kirby
Hall. The inclusion of the conference presentation as part of the senior seminar came about during a department meeting at which tlie
English faculty discussed ways to elevate tlie seminal' experience. The faculty decided tliat they would incorporate a tlie mock
conference activity that has been a part of several 300-level courses by expanding the presentations to a more nuhlie lnr™i
When asked about the event, Farrell explained, ‘Our (Dr. Anthony and my) goals were to elevate the dicession that oeeurs in
Ute Senior Seminar while also guangeeeryone a way to teeetve elfecuye leedbaek on their works-in-progmss. Both Dr. Anthony and I
have repeatedly sattl dtal we eouldn t be happter with the way drat dte eonlerenee turned out, especially since we wore really able to sit
back and enjoy listening to the different panel presentations while everyone involved took charge of tl d'
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Mtanda Ball Jamie AHeria^and
luncheon-mystery performance, of The Im T^„ to Pan, to celebrate Mother's 4y snSe re “ rf the

ZQencourages all members of Ute department to treat their mothers to rl.is luncheon theatre as
guests will follow Ute trail o a mys enous murder around the halls of Kirby and participate in attempts to
uncover his or her identity before learning the identity not only of the Kirby killer but also of the mysterious
author ol tlie serialized tale.
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Women’s And Gender Studies Conference
by Miranda Baur
On April 7 and 8,2011, Wilkes’ Women’s and Gender Studies Department, led by Dr. Ebonie Cunningham Stringer and
Amanda Kaster, hosted a conference which focused on “Women in Popular Culture.”
Over die two day conference, various activities took place, including a banned book fair, poetry slam, documentary screening,
and discussions held by students, speakers and faculty on women’s and gender related topics such as Literature and Gender Studies,
Girls and Women in the Media, and Sex and Human Trafficking.
Also, students were encouraged to make cards for Mackenzie Marx, a second-grader at Hanover Township with Acute
Myeloid Leukemia.
“The 2011 Women's and Gender Studies Conference went very’ well;” comments Kaster. “Not only was the theme
tremendously helpful in drawing in a wide range of attendants from lire university and community because popular culture is relatable
to everyone in all walks of life, but it also allowed for various sessions that do not fall into your stereotypical conference schedule ... it
was exciting to see students and professors actively and collectively engaging in the content witliin the numerous presentations and
discussions we had available.”
Stringer and Kaster would like to thank the English faculty' and students who assisted throughout the conference.
If you have suggestions for next year’s conference, contact Stringer at Ebonic.Cunningham@Wilkes.edu and Kaster al
Amanda.Kaster@Wilkes.edu.

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A Wilkes student, who just so happened to be a foreigner to the Wyoming Valley, ventures away h orn tlie crisp green campus
and towards The Square. The student goes to purchase a sandwich at Circles and overhears a puzzling conversation.
“Hey Jim what are you doing tonight? Wanna git a couple two tree beers after work?”
“I dunno, I was thinkin’ of goin’ upta Nannycoke.”
“Dats okay. Lorraine is gonna mil me over to Plitmit and we’re gonna git some hoagies from Red’s.”
The people having the conversation may seem a little odd to the Wilkes student. Il you spend enough time around people
who have lived most or their whole lives in tlie Wyoming Valley, you’ll start to hear peculiar phrases and odd pronunciations. What
you are hearing is the accent of tlie Wyoming Valley, which is known as Northeast Pennsylvania English. 1 he accent is just one ol
many tliat exists throughout the United States, and is found in tlie Coal Region, which spans several counties in the Northeast. Many ol
tlie phrases and pronunciations are a result of Eastern European immigrants learning how to use the English language.
Here are a few examples of many common phrases and pronunciations in Nordieast 1 'ennsylvania Eng is i.
A creek is known as a crick.
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A hamburger is a hamburg. A Sloppy Joe is a wimpie. A sub is a hoagie. In die morning you ave a cuppa c
Something that belongs to me is my-un.
I don’t go to die mall. I go upta mall.
The city to our north is not Scranton. It is Scran-in. Nanticoke is Nanny co ~e, an
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If you want someone to take you somewhere, ask diem to run you over to re store.
If you are talking to more than one person refer to die group as Youzc
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“Spotlight,” continued from p. 3

By Kristina Spank

2. What do you plan to do after graduation?
applying to a semester-long
Currendy, my plans for graduation arc a bit ambiguous. I am
fellowship program where female
college students and graduates are placed in internship positions with women in Congress in
Washington, DC. I am also looking into dedicating a year to an AM ERICO RP-Vista program.
Several opportunities invoicing die creation of programming for military families and dependents
have become available in several slates around the country, as have a few positions with organizations
centered on die empowerment of young girls. Attending graduate school is also an interest ol mine,
but it would be ideal to experience some of die world prior to deciding exactly what I would like to

focus on in graduate school.
3. What have you learned from the English Department?
The English Department collectively taught me to perform my very best in everything I seek
to accomplish; I have always been a dedicated student, but each faculty member I had helped me to
reach an entirely new level of ability, knowledge, and understanding within the major. They also
taught me to be myself and embrace my passions; my fervor for Women’s and Gender Studies topics
was cultivated in the various English courses I Look, and because of tliis, the entirety of my identity,
on a personal and academic level, has been altered, for which I am grateful.
4. What will you miss the most?
I will miss tire friends I have made in my English classes who have become comparable to family and the professors who have
directly impacted every facet of my identity as an undergraduate student. I cannot thank cither parties enough lor assisting me
tiiroughout my four years at Wilkes. I was once a quiet, self-conscious English student when I entered my first English class, but
because of the environment fostered by students and faculty, I have become comfortable and unafraid to voice my perspectives. I will
miss such a welcoming, intellectual environment.
Justin Jones, Inkwell QuarterlyAssistant Managing Editor
By Amanda Kaster
One of die several English majors to graduate in die Spring 2011 semester from Wilkes University'
is Justin Jones, editor of die Manuscript and Assistant Managing Editor of the Inkwell Quarterly. Jones
marks his undergraduate career as one of tremendous growth in terms of development of abilities and
responsibilities over the period ol eight semesters.
“I would say diat die highlight of my stay here at Wilkes is die fact that I was able to claw from an
unsuccessful first two years GPA-wise and take responsibility as a student as well as a stall' member on bodi
IQ and Manuscript,” he said.
In particular, he notes how his writing, bodi academically and creatively, has matured since he
Photo Courtesy ofJustin Jones entered his freshman year, which he credits to his professors and peers in the English department
In between his numerous extra curricular and academic achievements, Jones has held the position
of Manuscript editor tiiroughout die school term, which he has found to be incredibly worthwhile. He states, “The most rewarding pai l
of being editor of Manuscript was being able to look at the finished product of both die Fall and Spring workload and be proud of what
die staff and myself have created. I've created new friendships in my position and together we've created something that will last well
past when we all graduate.”
Currendy, Jones intends to apply for jobs as eitlier a copy writer or public relations writer at a variety of companies in order to
“pay die bills and cvcntually...write novels.” We wish Justin the best of luck in his future endeavors and hope to read one of his novels
in die future.
Sonja Heisey, Inkwell Quarterly Photographer
By Dr. Marcia Farrell
Arriving to Wilkes from Newmanstown, PA (which is halfway between Hershey and Reading), Sonja
Heisey transferred to Wilkes as a sophomore from Elizabethtown College. Although Wilkes was her second
choice, Heisey made die decision to transfer because she “wanted to experience living in an area different
from I her) hometown.
Majoring in Integrative Media, with a concentration in English, Heisey has transformed two campus
publications with her work-TAe Manuscript and Inkwell Quarterly. Noting that she would “like people to
Photo Courtesy of Sonja
remember me as a nice person,” Heisey adds that she would also like diem to “remember the things that I've I Heisey
m'&gt;&lt;!«-» (" made for Manuscript."
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Although Heisey docs not have a lot of spare time, when she is able to find a few minutes to 1
or experiment in die kitchen.For her senior capstone project, she created a website (sonjaheiseydesign •
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Dr. Larry Kuhar

Matt Kogoy

Dr. Marcia Farrell

Amanda Kaster

Dr. Chad Stanley

Cassandra Colwell

Dr. Chad Stanley

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Mr. Bemie Kovacs

Mollie Rance

Dr. Thomas A. Hamill

Kelly Cappellini

Dr. Larry Kuhar

Justin Jones

Dr. Mischelle Anthony

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Current Events: A Rhetorical Reflection on the Death of Osama bin Laden
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“I multjustice. And there's an old poster out West, I recall, diat says, ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive.
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to make sense of what was unfolding before our eyes. Later that afternoon Osama bin Laden and al-Qaida would be blamed for orchestrating
die attacks. Three years later bin Laden would finally assume responsibility for the attacks. President Bush announced that the United States
would seek justice for diosc who died in the 9/11 attacks. Years passed and die face of die 9/11 mastermind proved to be incredibly elusive
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Anthony.
“That was Dr. Andiony,” said Jamie as her eyes once agiun filled with it
what happened!”
Gle c«itcmcnt of die chase. “Let’s go
see
Widi diat, die group ran back up die tiiree flights of Kirby Hall a not
of times its happened so far in diis day, and burst into Dr. Anthony’s office
When yoU consider die number
“She’s not here,” said Jones.
“Thanks, Jones, for your wonderful observations,” said Jamie. “Oh mv God' Tt
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The group agreed and began to sneak out of Dr. Andion/s office, in what can only be described as a Scooby-doo-like fashion As
they were creeping into die hallway, all huddled together and on Up-toes, tiiey heard a voice coming from within Dr. Fturell’s office.
“ rl.iat d°°[ laS biCCn °CkCd h\day S;u&lt;1 Ja^lc’ 1 llcrc 1S 110 W FmTell could have gotten in diis building without us seeing her. I
mean, even if we did miss her, we would have heard her scream at die sight of all die bodies and all die blood dial’s all over the place ”
“That doesn’t matter now,” whispered Jones. “If she is in there, and hasn’t called attention to herself, (lien, shc is probably die
killer.”
“Well, let’s see if we can hear what she’s saying or at least find out who she’s talking to,” said Jamie in a defiant tone. Shc, after all,
was in charge.
Continued on p. 12

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dial die Unded States was never at war widi Islam. The United States of America was at war widi an extremist ideology diat promoted violence
and destruction instead of peace and community.
After die 9/11 attacks America was unsure when our normal way of life could continue. When was it okay to laugh again? When was
it okay to live widioul fear again? Even baseball, perhaps die most American out of any sport, was unsure about when to continue. Slowly
America began to return to die life dial we used to have. On September 21, die New York Mcts would play their rivals, die Atlanta Braves, in
New York City at Shea Stadium, whose parking lot was used as a relief center during die days following die attacks. The New York Mcts
would fall behind 2-1 until Mike Piazza hit (he go-ahead home run in die 8di inning dial ultimately won die game. That home run may have
been die greatest home run ever hit by a New York Met and certainly was die greatest home run Mike Piazza would ever hit That moment,
however brief it was, was filled widi joy and excitement.
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And how fitting dial die New York Mcts would play on die day Osama bin Laden died. How fitting diat die game was tied 1-1 while
chants of USA USA USA filled Citizen’s Bank Park in Philadelphia. The game lasted 14 arduous innings, but die Mcts managed to lump i
and win 2-1. A win dial symbolizes die resilience of New York and diat America will simply not give up even when victory seems ou o ,

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diat unite us as Americans. We can stand togedicr,
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never be won, bul when die citizens of die world
regardless ol race, religion, politics, and sexuality’, and be as one. The ai on c
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Nothing could cvcr rcplacc
enemies of freedom. Thousands of innocents have lost dieir lives dunng die attacks and
^se losses.
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sing „God Bless America, tears
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“Kirby Killer,” continued from p. 11
I I be seen inside die room as Jamie peeked in.
Dr. Farrell’s door was cracked open, but it was dark outside and only shadows cou
care of die problem. I mean, think
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for moving out of die country.”
but in die novel A Far OilPlace, tlie main character, Franc-well I don’t
“Not exaedy,” stud Koval “or, well it could, I mean, Luu... —
remember his name, but, he blows up his old home so die African Rebels can’t use it as a headquarters. So, tiiey’ are probably going to blow
up Kirby so no evidence can be found. Pretty logical.”
“Well, tiien. Il we stay outside this door until die lights come back on, we can stop her and her accomplice from blowing up the joint
and getting away widi murder,” said Jamie.
So die group sat diere, in die dark, waiting for die power to come back on. The dark plays tricks on die mind, ioug i, an tn a
house as old and as historic as Kirby Hall, die tricks can be more mischievous. Shadows danced around diem, creaking noises were heard on
die steps, die wind howled tiirough die doors and slammed open doors shut. All around our group of heroes and possible murderers, die
sounds ol a blood-filled night were closing in.
How long would they have to wait? What would Dr. Farrell have to say for herself, and who is her accomplice? Is she even
the killer? Are there even more questions that can be asked to draw out the suspense?
Find out at the Kirby Hall Murder Mystery Party on May 8, where the final chapter will be released.

Summer plans
Many of our majors shared dieir summer plans widi IQ.
Rachel Cannuli:
I may be working at Sylvan Learning Center, and 1 will be tutoring students.
Cassandra Colwell:
This summer I plan on saving up money before I move back to Ixmdon in die Fall for Grad School.
Sara Crolick:
This summer I will be going to several music festivals that Josh's band is playing in. We’re planning a trip to the beach, and we're
going to spend as much lime at our cabin as possible. Also. I'm sneaking in a rendezvous mill the GRE at some point.
Caevaun DuBarry:
I will be in NY for die summer and may secure summer employment.
Buddy Gouger:
I plan to work my summer jobs of TJ Maxx and roofing while attempting to complete my summer reading list for myself, and
possibly learn a little Russian.
Vicky Hevener:
I’ll be going home to Pliilly and preparing for London.
Kendle Jemiola:
So far, and plans shouldn't change much, I'm just working and existing.
Amanda Kaster:
I trill be working at a summer camp.

Erin Robinson:
This summer, I trill be freelancing, working in die Writing Center, waiting tables, studying for and taking die GREs, training to be a
direct-service volunteer for die Victims Resource Center, working on writing workshops for die Domestic Violence Service Center with Dr.
Stanley, and, I hope, driving out west to visit graduate schools! Oh, and reading, of course.
Kristina Spaulding:
This summer I plan on hanging out widi my cat Mikey, where we trill lay togedier and watch reruns ofJersey Shore. Going to die
beach, reading, of course. I trill also be a bridesmaid in my cousin’s wedding and am throwing my best friend a 4di ofJuly engagement party
since I am her maid of honor.
Tony Thomas:
I ttill be picking up more hours at Best Buy. I have a cruise to die Bahamas in June which is my first time ever leaving die country. In
August my family trill vacation in Myrde Beach, Soutii Carolina for die 17tii straight year. I trill be driving one of die car's during die rough 15
hour drive. We always leave late around 8 PM to avoid traffic. I trill also be contemplating where to attend graduate school.
Annie Yoskoski:
I am going to Disney at die end of May and tiien die beach in July. I’ll also work. I am helping out a family friend in his
photography studio.

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                    <text>Thg Inkwell Quartgrly
Fall 2011

Minors

Wilkes Welcomes
Raphael Garcia

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Banned Books Week

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English Education
Updates

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Harry Potter

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Listening To...

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Rhetorical Analysis of
Republican Debates

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Senior Spotlight:
Erin Robinson

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Dr. Farrell’s Recipes

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Banned Book
Scramble

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Well Known Author
Updates

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A Medievalist Moment

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The Great Flood of ‘11: A Reflection
By Jon Kakdjeski and Annie Yoskoski
As dris semester was beginning, our campus, our local community, and our Wilkes family
faced a challenge that Wilkes had not confronted in almost four decades. Due to a variety of
meteorological phenomena (lie Susquehanna River crested in Wilkes-Ban e near forty-three
feet, nearly twice the natural flood state and liigher than die Hood dial devastated die Wyo­
ming Valley in 1972. Fortunately, die levees held, but no Colonel was unaffected.
Many people have compar ed diis recent Hooding event to die Agnes flood of 1972. Many
things are different in die Valley, yet some dungs have stayed die same. One of diese con­
stant diings is diat diis Valley has a heart The people w'ho reside here reach out and help
each odier widiout being asked to do so. When the shelter locations w'ere announced, imme­
diately people star ted to donate supplies and volunteer dieir time.
Residents were not the only evacuees; die University administration faced the daunting
task of keeping 1,600 on- and off-campus resident students safe. Planning die University’s
evacuation began Wednesday afternoon, when Dr. Paul Adams, Vice President for Student
Affairs, and odier administrators began implementing emergency plans. “Most important,”
according to Adams, “was keeping die students in as familiar a setting as possible. This is why
we wanted diem to go to a campus.” The University of Scranton gr aciously opened its doors,
providing a safe haven for dozens of students and, “w'ere wonderful to our students” accord­
ing to Adams. Students were well provided for and were conslandy attended by professional
staff from Scranton and Wilkes Universities.
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majors: Miranda Godlewski, Kendra Kuhar, Sierra Marsh, Antonio Miller,
Brett Musial, Mark Ricci, Leanna Rolon, Melissa Shoemaker, Kevin
Splane, Danielle Viglione, and Gabriella Zawacki. The depar tment also
welcomes a new English minor: Jessica Bonczewski.
English majors and minors will be able to choose which courses they
want to take, depending on their interests. Majors can choose from tlrree
tracks: literature, secondary education, and writing. The options for an
English minor include Literature, Professional Writing, or
Creative Writing.
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By Viktoria Wojciechowski
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University in October. While there, tliey will be presenting papers at an international Media conference, ane wi
be presenting with Winkler on several topics such as: “Navigating die Global Landscape: Blogging, Digital
Communication, and Neo-Imperialism.” Changing Global Paradigms of Mediascape Conference (Patiala, Punjab,

India, October 2011).
Farrell wrote diree articles that were accepted for publication; “The Form of Friendship in die Novels of Forster and
Anand.” South Asian Review (forthcoming), “Poster Children: Laurens van der Post’s Imperial Propaganda in A Far
Off Place.” ARIEL (forthcoming), and “What about Hercules?: Elizabeth Bowen’s Silenced Children in The Last
September.” InternationalJournal of Humanities and Social Science 1.8 (June 2011): 172 - 178.
Dr. Chad Stanley is currendy working widi Dr. Loran Lewis on a local liistory project focusing on regional farming and
the Wilkes-Barre Fanners Market. Wilkes students Alexandra Madaya, Todd Oravic, and Ryan Wood are also
participating in this project. The Farmers Market is on Thursday mornings in die square.
Stanley and Dr. Anthony Kapolka will conduct a collaborative presentation entided "From ‘Print’ to ‘Search’: Swiftian
Echoes in die Digital Age" at die EAPSU Conference on English in die Digital Age in October. The presentation
focuses on Jonathan Swift's A Tale ofa Tub and Umberto Eco's The Name ofthe Rose, exploring various attitudes
and anxieties concerning die creation, reproduction, and retrieval of literary texts.

Class of 2011 Education Majors with a Minor in English Updates
By Kristina Spaulding
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For several years now, analysts have been predicting the death of die book, (lie newspaper, and virtually all forms of
printed media. The rise of the tablet and the modern e-book reader has not helped to abide such thoughts. Why purchase
books and have them take up so much space when one can easily download and have their entire library neatly stored on
an electronic tablet? Why bother going to the library when you can rent books on your iPad or Kindle? Why bother when
Amazon is working on a Netllix-esque service for book rentals?
Perhaps some bother because of the nostalgia one gets when
opening a book and the feel of turning a physical page. What may be
keeping many back is the fear of change. Let's face it, at die rate
technology' is advancing our children will approach reading in a way
unrecognizable from how we did. The consolidation of media into small
electronic devices is becoming tlie norm.
However die change in how wilting is being presented is not making
everyone optimistic about die state of books. For New York Times
columnist Bill Keller, people are just writing too much despite die
decline in die sales of printed books die past couple of years. The act of
writing has become doable for many. Today, more venues for publishing
exist now' dian diere were even fifteen years ago. Can’t publish your novel
about swashbuckling zombie pirates? Just put it on your blog. Someone
is bound to read it.
While scoffing at die idea of a world widiout printed books may be easy for English majors who study battered copies
of Vonnegut novels, the idea of die evolution of how written word is presented and read is not an idea to be scoffed at
Writers will not stop wilting. The novel will not die. What will change is die means of production and distribution. Easier
means of getting published means dial even more voices can be heard. More accessibility means dial more voices will be
heard. Aid more voices scares diose who have held on to die voice of public discourse for hundreds of years.

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Alumni Update
Compiled by Annie Yoskoski
• Lauren Carey, 2008, has a poem "Sticks and Stones and a Colt 4.5" published in the Luzerne County Transit
Authority Poetry in Transit program this year. She also works as an adjunct English professor at Luzerne
County Community College teaching English 101.
• Sabrina Hannon, 2010, is furthering her education and will be graduating from Southern Connecticut State
University with a master’s degree in Women's Studies.
• Shannon Curtin, 2007 and MBA 2009, is currently a communications and engagement analyst for Nordirop
Grumman in Suffolk, VA. She recently completed her first half marathon and will be participating in a local
poetry workshop this fall. Alter meeting in Montreal in 2008 on assignment for the Wilkes Marketing and
Communications office, she married Zach Mazur on June 12, 2010. The couple resides in Portsmouth, VA
with their dog, Bruno.

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The blood is still fresh on the carpets ofold Kirby Hall. The i uL ™ . e
fresh in the minds ofour heroes. A bizarre conspiracy entangled in a we o in
the macabre. A prismatic portal once hidden by a wilyprofessor. Traversing ac
and time our heroes mH be challenged by the strange and the weird. Laves arein
We meet our friendsjust moments after uncovering die mystery ofdie Kir y eI ■
“What in the hell was Matt screaming about, all this ‘it is ready business,
in-------the basement, stunned
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by die horrific murders.
“Jamie, for god sakes, can’t you just let it go. You know, you’re like the
fprence to some
definition of what makes a sequel possible. You rehash what happened, probab y m mg re
seCond
stupid cliffhanger, which really makes no sense, just so some no name writers can proc uce some
installment that nobody wants to see or read, but will, just to see how bad diey screwcc it up, sai

“Honesdy, just go home, see a therapist, and try to get your life back in order.
Dave’s bitter words were supported by a general, accusing stare from die rest ol diose who were sti ga ere ,
and Jamie, taking die hint, walked up die basement stairs. The rest of die group followed her, realizing that it
was awkward and problematic to stay at a crime scene.
“Finally, this implausibly long day is over, “ said Tony, reaching lor die door. As he touched it, he let out a
horrific, if not overly dramatic scream.
“Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, my hand’s burned,” said Tony frantically. “How, oh. That’s how.”
Coming from the door was a bluish-purple energy, which was slowly wrapping around the entire outline of the
building. Before anyone could react, die building went dark, and all die doors began to slam shut.
“Tony, you’ll be fine” said Dave, a few minutes later after realizing what had happened. “Anyway, looks like
Matt was right. He had to know something, maybe if we head up to Dr. Anthony’s room we can find some sort
of clue. They did have something planned—well before he killed her.”
Rcluctandy, die group agreed and began to follow Dave up die stairs until they arrived at die second floor
foyer where Annie, who had been rather quiet all day, stopped dead, screamed, and pointed at Kuhar’s office.
The group, used to kneejerk reactions by this point in their day, stopped and turned to see what had caused the
scream.
There, in Kuhar’s office, was die source of the energy; Kuhar’s sculpture. It was no longer
longer the
die stationary
stationary,
frozen geared comment on modem society, but was, instead a fully automated device. Strange sounds and ’
flashes of purple light were being emitted by die machine.
“Is that—a portal” said Tony, disgusted and horrified at his rhetorical question.
“Yes, Tony, that is, or seems to be a portal,” said Dave, “And I just want to say, I am going to hate mvself f
diese next words...but assuming Matt was right...we have an adventure ahead of us, mine as well 1 C d ’
into die portal.”
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“A Summer Worth Forgetting,” “FEMA trailers en route,” “Hood Adds to Food Pantries’
Strain.” “Inkwell Articles Lost in Flood.” These are some of the headlines in our local papers
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that confinn die chaos created by die Hood of 2011. (OK, OK, I’m making up die part about
die mysterious loss of Inkwell copy. Bear witii me.)
The Flood of 2011 created chaos dial wall be felt diroughout our communities well into die future. My idea here
does notiling to mitigate die actual loss, material and psychological, felt by so many since September 9. The university was
niosdy undamaged - on die surface. Students, stall and faculty, many of whom did suffer great loss, worked to serve die
needs of odiers even as their own possessions were in peril. The chaos brought out die very best in people, in our Wilkes
community and in die Wyoming Valley’s sun ounding communities. People across die region are questioning, like my
friend, if can ever go dirough tiiis again.
The Hood of 2011 forced many of you, as students, to navigate some degree of chaos. You may have been forced out
of your dorm or apartment of have had classes cancelled. In any case, you know about navigating chaos not only because
of die flood. You know about it because it’s who we are in our contemporary condition. For example, every English
major knows about die chaos and anxiety dial arrives, like clockwork, at just about die sevendi week of die semester. As
midterm exams pass into memory, you know about die chaos of exam preparation, die chaos inherent in ordering your
droughts in an essay, and die broader chaos dial comes widi hying to move forward in your life story. In your classes,
chaos is evident whedier you’re studying Marxist dieory, Chaucer, or Kate Chopin.
Now, how will you go forward navigating this chaos? What can prepare you for diis? Well, in diis consumerist
society, maybe you should buy somediing. Interested in buying insurance against future chaos? Where can you get it?
Will you need your WIN number to apply? Wal-Mart? Wegmans? Farley Library?
Well, let’s see. Our culture is hip to capitalizing on die fear and anxiety dial can result from chaos. The promise of
insurance against great loss is everywhere. The car insurance commercial in which “Mayhem” shows up when we least
expect it neady critiques die issue of preparedness for unforeseen disaster or chaos. You can’t do it, you can stop
mayhem .... uhh, yes you can . . . But you’ll need more insurance.
But can you really buy insurance against die chaos of life? Who would be silly enough to underwrite (“under-write”)
die loss? More importandy, will more insurance really prepare you for die anxiety, fear, and confusion dial comes with
chaos? Will you need to fully understand psychological dieory to get it? Where can I go for answers? Stop die questions,
please ....
Our American literature regularly contemplates how we - as individuals, as a society, and as a country - can go
forward in light of great loss. T. S. Eliot had his 9/11 in World War I. Frost has his in contemplating die loss of self in a
rapidly advancing society. Writers like Michael Herr, Norman Mailer and Thomas Pynchon contemplated how to
respond to die aftemiatii of Vietnam and die sense of chaos it brought to our national and international identity as
superpower. More recendy, Don DeLillo and Cormac McCarthy, in very different ways, have tried to understand how we
responded to, or fix, die chaos of 9/11 and its impact on our national story.
In fact literature itself, at least a lol of die literature we study in classrooms, seems somehow about fixing tilings tilings in life, in our minds, and in our world. T. S. Eliot’s The Waste Land constructs around layered voices poised on
die brink of a revelation about progress yet somehow stupefied in a morass ol allusive terrain unable to voice die outcome
of hoping to respond to deep loss. Robert Frost’s poems often reveal die ambiguity of nature when it is considered as a
source of wisdom or insight. “Stopped by Woods on Snowy Evening,” in my view, is not so much about making sense of
nature and experience as it is about heightening our awareness of die powerlul impact nature can have on us as we journey
tiirougli our stories. The mighty Susquehanna has taught us at least diis. Frost’s poem seems somehow aware of diis. Il s
not epiphanic in its understanding of nature; it’s epiphany, if there is one to be found, is more about our ability to
contemplate chaos and confusion and die hope for order (“sleep”) in life.
Chaos, it seems, in die end wins out intellectually as well as structurally in our literature when we Lum to it for final
solutions. Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow' locates die intrigue or paranoia connected to negotiating chaos and allows
its meanings to be subsumed by die search for a way towaid order. More recent fictions, in woiks by waiters such as
David Foster Wallace and Toni Morrison, court die failures of awareness as a central feature of chaos even as diey
contemplate how our society complicates notions of liistoiy, marketing, memory and die media.
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Rumors and uncertainty certainly increased die
stress many individuals faced during die evacua­
tion. Some students, like sophomore Biochemis­
try major and Army ROTC Cadet Leonard Frisbie, were “relieved and proud’ to be sandbagging
throughout die region widi a county EMA team.
Wilkes’s stall’worked to maintain students’
calm and junior History major Alex Madaya was
on die frontline. As a RA in Evans Hall, announc­
ing to her floor that Wilkes would be evacuating
was not an easy task. Madaya said diat, “it was al­
most funny die different ways students reacted.
Some girls moved all their stuff while odiers just
brushed die dangers off.”
The idea of leaving your home and posses­
sions behind is one diat is difficult to grasp. Some
students that were evacuated from Wilkes dorms
had no options of going back home, because their
Photo Courtesy of Dr. Farrell
own homes being in danger as well as numerous
road closures. One of die difficult filings that sepa­
rates a flood from any other natural disaster is what is left behind. If a tornado demolishes a family home die residents can
pick through the rubble to find anything dial survived. In a fire everything is burnt to a crisp and most of it is thiown away.
In a flood however, die possessions in the house are most likely still there. The filings diat were once pristine and com­
pletely functional are now water logged and covered in mud. The bed in someone’s room may be in die same exact place,
but needs to be thrown out. Residents have to enter their ravaged homes and decided what to keep and what has to be
thrown away. Going through that process takes a psychological toll on people often leaving diem starting over widi nodiing.
Wilkes’ untested students rose to file occasion, often with the help of social media. Social networking sites like Face­
book were vital for communication during the flood. For many, die Internet was a vital source of information on how
tilings were going. Local station WBRE evacuated their downtown station, but still stayed on die air, working out of a tem­
porary studio, for die duration of die crisis, helping provide information and truth in a chaotic time. After die river crested,
die Internet immediately began its new task - helping this valley and Northeast Pennsylvania recover
When die cleanup began, everyone in die Valley pitched in. Dr. Lawrence Kuhar was helping a friend in Falls Town­
ship, when a lamily came around with a lunch ol sandwiches, sodas, and cliips for everyone
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“I asked them ‘who sent you?’ as in, arc you with tire Red Cr­
loss
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away, yet received a level of damage diat was incomprehensible.
Nordi Eastern Pennsylvania is a community of strong people, who
want to help odiers in dieir time of need, no matter what die sacrifice.
Even die hu ger companies m ound in die Valley, like Proctor and
Gamble, have provided disaster bucks to areas like Tunkhannock
and Shickshinny, allowing people to charge dieir phones, wash dieir
clodies, and get a hot shower. Many of us opened up our homes to
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people in need and even diough as a campus Wilkes had no damage,
diere are three different campaigns running to help odiers who did

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receive damage. Many diings have changed in die Valley since 1972.
A new generation has taken over, technology has encroached upon
our college campuses and we have gained many great businesses. Yet,
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journey as we go forward in our stories?
So where will we, as English majors, find onrdi^ against^student conferences) How win

Are we aware of the chaos when its shaping? If so, sowhat. (as
we understand where to go from here?
vervthing in die event diat, as a loc wea erpe on c cd
Let me begin with die story of a close friend who lost nearly
had in die flood - everything except the structure
it, die “flash flood of die century.” My buddy lost nearly every P°sses^
Township two years earlier with great hope. A
of his house which (amazingly)
left standing. He bought die house
woukl
ikl allow it
it.. When II’d visit with him,
self-proclaimed ‘river rat,’ he paddled die Susquehanna nearly every d y
river&gt;s power aild beauty - Never
we’d always take die 50-yard walk to die river’ edge in sun or snow, alway
tired of the repetition of awe the great Susquehanna produced.
banks rose toward his front porch, I
But was he prepared for the chaos of loss? On that I hursday nig as
fumiture and so much more. We packed a
helped him pack out as much stuff as we could grab. His tools, his wine va ,
&lt;
e out of the chaos. We trekked
small U-Haul trailer. After die flood, I worked with him at his house to nng so
es
|JooliS) then the sheetrock and
dirough five-inch mud in the one-story house carrying first die fumiture an c o .,
insulation. The kitchen cabinets would come out later. The basement was
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could negotiate so much chaos again. What insurance would possibly work against tins., le scemec
We all ask this sort of question at one time or another. Will a higher dike ever protect us tom rcanxie
omes
with watching the waters rise now that we know, as we learned later, dial the measuring instruments were ro en.
le
instruments were reporting water levels about four feet below actual levels. Like these instruments, language will always work
and fail, it will create and destroy, it will bring order and chaos and order and chaos again in an attempt to answer the question.
Complete meaning - die measurement’s numbers, an absolute
stoiy - is subterfuge, fool s gold. We need oui own
measuring tools. Chaos assures diat we will search for hope as the endgame for our journey through loss. So, where will we
find our insurance?
The real insurance is found in our day-to-day work in Kirby Hall. Surprised? Don’t be. We offer insurance eveiy day in
our English program, in our classrooms and our offices whether you’re studying Herbert, Hawthorne or Harper. Our faculty
collectively assume (“Under - Write”) the risk that comes with trying to prepare you, as English majors, to go forward in a
world where chaos is unavoidable.
To capitalize on this insurance, you need to understand that actions, not only words, shape the stories you will want to
tell. This is what we try to teach, to learn and to Leach again in our English classes where we practice close reading, discussion
and analysis, trained research and writing our voices. These are the instruments we need to go forward in times of confusion
and chaos. Our faculty and program aim to share an ultimate message about preparing for the inevitable chaos and failed
measuring gauges. We know die value of knowledge and try to show how we can learn the function ofexperience without the
experience.
To finish, back to m, friend's story .. When I returnedIto elean up, I real,zed how much we w
behjnd Time
it, resembled a scene of the war-ripped War saw sheets in the movie The Pianist F
a i neighborhood&gt; what was Iett °*
stilts to protect itself against such high water, was gone except for the concrete pad
aCTOSS die streel
was 011
commode, an entire kitchen cast around tire open spaces like children’s tovs I ft' IIVCWaT ’ saw &gt;50 pound loose weights, a
My friend plans to rebuild. As it turns out, he had the right insurance - noth &amp;
yard'
He’s planning to elevate his house - put it on stilts like his neighbor’s vanished h
S°^ ^y PrudcnLbd1 or Nationwide.
reminded him that he is not alone. Native American myths have contemnl t 1
chuckled,- aware
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‘crossing over’ from one side of the river to the other. We have crossed ove C 'Tk 1power of die water, ulc
U11t
the importance
of
objective in English 201, 22,5, or 282, our English program aims us to prenar 1 &lt;
Y°U W°n t find il; listed as a course
futures. It’s a program vision - that you share and own - informed
° y°l ° cross over die turbulent rivers in your
breeds life, when order breeds habit.”
e Wo,ds of- H&lt;
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Brown Bag Lunches

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By Holly Evans
Scared about life after graduation? Don’t fear there is heln - |
discuss their concerns about die future, and also allows diem tr, 11 SUpport- Brown Ban T
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car eers. Discussions are headed by Drs. Marcia Farrell and Helen iV** qucsdons they niav h \CS.a ow English majois
informal and students are encouraged to bring their own lunches PI
316 held in Fan-eJp ^ir^ fu*'thennS dlCU,
Davis, helen.davis@wilkcs.edu widi any questions, concerns or
?ase contact Farrell at Lr
S °J lce&gt; The meetings &lt;
email for upcoming announcements about Brown Bag LunchP°SSlble idcas geared t ' i arc*a,FarreU@ wilkes.edu or
------------------------------------------------------------------------ cs,
owards the meetings. Check your

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suggestion that Oscar- was in some way mine and inner and thus solipsistically embraced ™ 1
die pithy character gloss I remember hearing, some years ago, in a brilliant eulogy for the
Cookie Monster (tire one who could still sing with dignity, “Oh, C is for cookie wd dial’s
good enough for me!” and whose central function as “giant id” had, to at least one principled
and astute NPR commentator, gone unrecognized by idiotic fools who felt the need to
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homogenize his honest and openly ignorant sugary goodnesses with ironically
well-informed notions of balance and variely-and yes, I am still in d&gt;e parenthetical aside here; what of ip If you don’t like
it, good. Now, scram!) did not hint at what might be happening.
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die holidayizatron ol identity. I mean, National Grouch Day sounds wonderfully miserable—like something ugly and dingy
drat Oscar himself would marvel at. But viewed another way it might be seen as a kind of condescending and tragic
reification of his trash can, a flaslring but all too brief Bakhtinian reversal of order drat ultimately regulates drat which it
releases. Municipal Waste Management programs all have their calendars now, artful alphanumeric liturgies meting out to
all tire rules for collection, tire logics of dreir holy days of obligation. Would National Grouch Day (and its obvious and
only referent) become, as marry have lamented of other luminaries and occasions, “just another day off?” Or even worse a
day tlrat requires that sadly redundant tautological “obseived” parenthetical affix? And why should Oscar-and
grouchiness—get only a single day?
I realized quite quickly that these might be exactly tire kinds of questions tlrat would irritate Oscar. They certainly
annoy me. I love holidays (especially perfectly rotten ones), and wlrile Hallmar k Car d and commercialization conspiracies
allow' those who need it their “resistance,” they could never alter the fact dial days of observation give simple and powerful
shape and meaning to our year s. The American Academic Calendar is particular ly sacred, and as we head into Fall Recess,
I am not unmindful of tire fact tlrat this prelude to tire Tuesday before Thanksgiving and to Winter Break has been
rendered even more typological through its Oscar- associations. This thought iirfonned my snrile as I YouTubed (on my
iPhone: R.I.P. Steve Jobs) an old clip (wlrich I recommend to all) of Oscar- and Johnny Cash lauding dre miseries of “Nasty
Dan.” As my wife Lisa noted at tire time, where it not lor tire news ol National Grouch Day, I might never have drought to
do so. And indeed Oscar, as Chaucer repeatedly suggests of all great cultural touchstones, is worthy for to drawen to

memorie.” Over and over again.

English Program Introduces Two New Minors
By Dr. Kuhar
What do the minors consist of?
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The English program introduced two new minors - a minor in Workplace Wntmg mid a minor in Ciealive Wnung beginning in the M 2011. We designed the minors to be veiy flexible. We did this so tat student.con«
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variety of courses to complete the minor. We designed the minors to serve students careers as
The minor in Workplace Writing requires Mlillment of General Education Reqmrements “
(English 101 and 120), and complete of ENG 202 and twelve credit hours among ENG 190 (max,mum
ENG 218, ENG 225, ENG 228, ENG 308, ENG 395/396, or ENG 399 (See; etaflew
composl|ion
|iterature
1 he minor in Creative Wilting requires fulfillment ol G^era\ ' uc
among ENG 190 (maximum 3 cred(Enghsh 101 and 120), and completion of ENG 203, ENG 303 azu"'"C ”6
300-level literature courses
its), 200-level literature survey courses (maximum 6 credits from EN
,
(maximum 6 credits), ENG 395/396, ENG 399 (See char t below).
opportunities to work outside tire class­
in additional to traditional classroom experiences, both mrnois
(ENG 190 A); writing, editing,
room. This work includes creative writing and design opportunities wrttr
teaching opportunities with tire
and layout opportunities with The Inkwell Quarterly
190 B); wn ng,
&gt;^rs
emphasize tire importance
Projects in Writing/WritingMethods (ENG 190 C). While it’s not require ,
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By Kendra Kuhar
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What do Valladolid, Spain and Wilkes-Ban e, Pennsylvania have in com
to Dr. Rafael Garcia, assistant professor in Spanish, you can get fresh vegeta cs
cooked meal within walking distance.
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decision to attend college instead of taking over the family farm broke a hadition.
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creation of a Medieval Spanish Latin dictionary.
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flood as well as an eardiquake. However, Dr. Garcia’s experience thus far at Wilkes mvcisi y
pleasant.”
has proved to be positive. “The students at Wilkes University show interest in learning, m&lt; mg__________

Banned Books Week
By Jeffrey Ford
When a work of art is banned there’s usually a reason,
right?
In England, during the 1980s, the BBFC produced a list
of feature films diat were banned over a given period of
time. These titles ranged from such well-known works as A
Clockwork Orange (based on the novel by Anthony
Burgess) to Cannibal Holocaust. These video nasties show
tlieir explicitness by way of camera’s lens but what about tire
mind’s eye. Words from a page can convey a varied amount
of force based on the ideas they convey. Content, no matter
how explicit, can only be as strong as the ideas associated
with it
During Banned Books Week, Sigma Tau Delta organizes
a reading of selected texts running from September 25”' to
October 2°d. Though readings, the individuals have to decide
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for themselves the velocity in which to hit die topic. Each
work expresses concepts that may not be agreeable to all
audiences, but like ai t, can find meaning among critical readers. The Banned Books Week event ’
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controversy with slogans and stickers proclaiming proudly: I Read Banned Books. At die Hen Si 1
** ceedradon °*
set up next to a podium with each student reading aloud a passage from their book of choice A ■
C? y&gt;en*-er, a htble is
works ranging from the juvenile like Gulliver’s Travels to Brave New World. These works I
t,l ail^’cd on the table were
numerous reasons one being die case against Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax, a children’s book dr t - ■
)oycottod f°r
California Logging Industry.
1 Was accePted as an attack on die
One question that should be stressed is: “Why would someone want to ban a book?” N
be open and wonder why it would be necessary to out righdy ban somediing
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English Education Updates
By Jon Kadjeski
Secondary Education minors are reminded that Praxis registration dates are

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Without Harry Potter: What Now?
n Annie Yoskoski
V I was in my early years of grade school when HarryPotter and die
cnrCeier’s Stone came out. I remember reading it widi my mom and being
T riscd dial she liked it. After die first four chapters I was hooked, and:mg
be,
Hany Potter fan. While growing up I devoured die next six books and sal:came
idling for die movie versions to come out. The first Hany Potter movie was die
f st DVD I ever owned.
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proclaimed dial diey hated reading were canying die books around. To this d;
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I know people who will say: “I read all die Hany Potter books, but never
finished one book for school”. This raises several questions. "
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Why did this
series take oil so well widi .just about everyone? And mainly now dial die last
movie is over “What do we do now”?
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The answer to die first question is easy. J.K. Rowling created a world dial
cveiy single person could picture diemselves in. The four houses of Hogwai ts
held people from different personality types. Evil, conniving, or mean people
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went to Slydierin, Hufilepuff contained sweet and caring people, Ravenclaw was
- --------------------------------filled to die brim widi logical thinkers, while Gyriffindor was populated by die bravest of tiieir kind. It did not matter if die
students were rich, like Draco, 01 sti etching then money like die Weasley s, diey were all magical. It didn’t even matter if
you were muggle born, you could still be part of this community. Race, income, family connections, none of diose tilings
had a great hold in die walls of Hogwarts. What person doesn’t value the unbreakable friendship of Hany, Hermione, and
Ron? Everyone has had a day dream about rusliing toward Platform 9 % widi Hedwig or Crookshanks in tow. Even if J.K.
Rowling intended die books to be for children, tiiere is not one age group she didn’t reach somehow. Proof of dial claim
may lie in die fact diat I have used Potter terminology all tiirough this article, and I bet most readers didn’t diink twice
about what diose words or terms meant.
The second question is harder to handle. What now? To many, we are known as die Hany Potter generation,
canying diese characters tiiroughout our childhood into die adult world. Just because die last movie is over, die last word
written, does not mean die magic has to end. Words so powerful dial diey would become a common interest among
people who odierwise may never have spoken make lasting impressions dial we will never see die end ol. Stories teach us
lessons, like Aesop’s fables or Winnie die Pooh. Il one looks tiirough die many pages of die Hany Potter scries diey will
stumble upon many life lessons and teachings dial diey may not know diey absorbed die first time tiirough. friendship,
honesty, bravery, intelligence, imagination, acceptance, love, enemies, good, and evil are all tiiemes woven tiiroughout die
approximately four diousand some pages in books one tiirough seven. Many book scries will have estse ng oo s lat
inspire movies and paraphernalia. The difference is dial diose series will lade with time, whi e ic stoiy o arry 'imcs
Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley, along widi die lessons diey lauglit us, wi lesi e m oui min
inspiring symbol of our youth.

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For every year- and season a song or artist is usually
they will take me backi to summen
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Dream album put
launched several great songs like “Mine”, ‘ The Story o • &gt;
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songs like “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) and E.T. on my
Spears and British songstress
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summer anthems with s”n8s.
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released her eleventh studio album, Femme Fat, , an «
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over my &gt; °
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die public just has die sense to not give it much attention. J.D. Salinger s Je ‘ f)ictionarybeca.use d ,11U U&lt;f . school
banned due to obscenity charges. The same was made for die Amencan . , f varies based on tlie rulings o
such as bed, knocker, and boob. What’s more complex about censorship is ia
ysts from 2001 to
districts and state governments. The American Library Association s website ea
schools.
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,
showcasing die books diat were targeted by some groups for removed horn i i
book based on content. Gian e
School districts and libraries have dieir excuses for choosing to not advei tise a s
Qive Barker. Yet how would a
diere is plenty of explicit material to be found from genre specific fiction like ie woi .
Alice in Wonderland,
Clive Barker or Neil Gaiman ever get their inspiration if they were unable to reac s oii^
emmenLs have their own
banned in countlies where images of anthropomorphic animals are forbidden, a on&lt;
banning literature and
standaids concerning what is acceptable or unacceptable. The Chinese government is no
any media dealing witii time travel on die grounds dial it goes against Confucian ogic.
reiaring to crime or homeland
In today’s high political climate of media storms and WikiLeaks, it’s no surprisc id Anarchist
Cookbook
which
hashas
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which
security were to be banned. The most infamous case comes from William Powell s 1 ieti.or Such cases
been opposed by groups including the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) 311(1 ev^"
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often challenge die limitations of censorship and die necessity of what is put to page.
surface
reader and many fear what it manifest as when one can read into the subject deeply insteac o s naming
auon
Each work on die banned book list seems to represent an ambiguous picture postcaid ol a particu ai p ace, oc
and time diat it was just not a part of. Yet, Like Allen Ginsberg’s “Howl,” some works have been ac °P^ y 1 ^a( C(S °r
what diey have to deliver. If anyone has to dedicate their week to deep reading, better make it Banned oo
ee Jus
as long as you don’t live in a school district that uses Hany Potter books for kindling.

Deep Along the Right Sidelines:
A Rhetorical Analysis of the Republican Primary Debates
By Tony Thomas
As the 2012 election draws closer, perhaps die most intriguing aspect of the election will be who manages to win die
Republican nomination. Willi big names like Sarah Palin and Chris Christie slating that diey will not run, what remains is a
hodgepodge of candidates. The candidates have all had their rises and falls. For a while Mitt Romney seemed like die clear
choice and dien Rick Perry shook tilings up and now Herman Cain is riding out in tlie front. Wliile die candidates do dif­
fer in many ways, their main goal is to win over GOP primary voters. And with diat comes a distinct rhetorical strategy for
each candidate.
Thus far the GOP debates have been nothing short of great political theater. Each candidate is veiy aware of their tar­
get audience and for die most part die candidates have been doing a decent job of creating an ethos diat is accentable to the
audience. Right now diey do not have to worry too much about appeasing the general American vote 'Tl '
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die current moment is die typical GOP primary voter, and in many cases diat voter is rather conservative
ience in
Prior to die debates some of die candidates already possessed very conservative and riehi ’
mann, Rick Santorum, and Herman Cain all had views going into die debates diat are deem 1
V1^ws&gt; Michelle BachRomney was a lot different When he was governor of Massachusetts his views could be be 1 aV?.ra^ e to die
Partyright. His healdicare law has become a subject of much controversy to conservative voters^ eSCn°ed as being center­
confirms diat President Obama and his advisors used Romney’s healdicare svsiem
*S- , ^emo b°ni the White House
Obama designed.
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one diat President

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debates have begun Romney has begun a swing to becoming more conservative, which '^t R°mney realized diat. Since die
genuine. His past views have become a concern. An orator’s credibility is often called '
CVCiyone has bought as being
views. Changing one’s views is not a bad tiling and often a change can show dial die ii 1.nL;°)qUesti°n when diey change their

standing odier information. However, for a politician a level of cynicism exists wh r
*S °hcn-niinded to undertiiose changes are seen as opportunistic.
1 a P°htician changes because often
The challenge alter die primary is all setded is how die candidate will sir
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can help students develop
their creative imaginations.
Moreover, for students
majoring in science or en­
gineering, nursing or crimi­
nology, a minor in Creative
Writing can help them
develop their creativity an important skill for engi­
neers looking to solve the
nation’s infrastincture
problems, for criminolo­
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to solve crimes, or for a
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ENGLISH - Creative Writing

Frequency of offering

ENG 203 Introduction to Creative Writing

Once a year

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190 A Projects in Writing / Inkwell
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233 Survey of English Literature I

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ENG 234 Survey of English Literature II

Once a year Spring

ENG 281 Survey of American Literature I

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ENG 282 Survey of American Literature II
ENG 300-level courses

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ENG 303 Advanced Workshop in Creative Writing

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ENG 395/396 Independent Research

Every' semester

ENG 399 Cooperative Education

Every semester
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ENG 218 Writing Practicum and Composition

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employers by having the minor documented on a transcript and resume.
completing these minors?
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petence, trust and trustworthiness - some of die core values of die English program.

Thank you to our faculty who helped develop these minors
Our faculty team in English deserves all die credit for developing diese two new Illinois. Dis. An lony, umi ,
Stanley, Stamer, Farrell, Davis, Kelly, Grier, and Wills worked hard for die past three years to ai ticulatc the vision foi
diese minors.
Often diis work meant simply teaching a course, like Prof. Wills teaching ENG 202, Dr. Farrell or Dr. Davis teacliing
ENG 308, or Dr. Hamill or Dr. Stanley teaching ENG 225. This work also included developing new courses: Dr. Stamer
developed ENG 218 (Writing Practician and Composition) and Dr. Farrell developed 228 (Professional and Workplace
Writing); Dr. Stanley, Dr. Farrell, Dr. Andiony, and Dr. Kelly developed die ENG 190s. These courses were developed
to provide students widi opportunities to develop skills dial dial will make diem more attractive to potential employers as
well as develop in diem a deeper appreciation for die life of die mind.

Senior Spotlight Erin Robinson
By Matt Endress
Where are you from?
I'm from Harford, Pennsylvania.

Literate and Writing and a minor in
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• Salman Rushdie has joined Twitter. He is quite active on die site and he can be followed @SalmanRushdie.
The audior has also been at work helping to adapt his novel Midnight’s Children as a film. The adaptation
will be released sometime next year.
• Stephen King is working on writing a sequel to his novel The Shining. The sequel will follow a grown up
Danny Torrance. The sequel is entided Dr. Sleep. King also has a novel being released diis November,
11/22/63. The novel features an English teacher who travels back in time to stop die Kennedy assassination.
• Chinua Achebe recendy resolved a legal dispute with rapper 50 Cent over the Ude of Cent’s upcoming film,
which originally was to be, tided Things Fall Apart, which happens to be the name of Achebe’s famed novel.
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the Ude, Achebe did not bend. The film is now entided All Things Fall Apart.

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By Holly Evans
Geoffrey Chaucer is one of die best known medieval writers. Some of Chaucer’s works
include, The Book ofdie Duchess, House ofFame, Legend of Good Women, and of course
The Canterbury Tales. Chaucer played an extremely important role in spreading use of
Middle English, in a time when England’s languages were primarily French and Latin. This
semester Dr. Thomas Hamill is instructing English 340: Studies in Chaucer.

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A Night in Kirby Hall
By Holly Evans
“A face is like the outside of a house, and most faces, like most houses,
give us an idea of what we can expect to find inside.”
-Loretta Young
1 he usual handful of students sat around die large office that topped a brick fortress, discuss­
ing articles and ideas for die next issue of Inkwell Quarterly. The same questions were repeated over
and over again; “Who wants it?” and “When is die deadline?” This day would be like many odiers
for die Inkwell staff, but their night, however, would change not only diem, but die monstrous man­
sion diat sits on River Street, known only as Kirby Hall, forever.
“Someone has to cover ‘Scholarships of English Majors’. “Who wants it?” Kristina asked.
“I’ll take it”, Sara replied.
“What about Kuhar‘s Corner and Hammil’s Hunches ?”, Kristina asked again.
No one raised tiieir hand or yelled out.
“Common’ guys, someone has to do it”.
Everyone looked around die room as in normal fashion whenever an article lay unclaimed.
“I guess I’ll do it”, Matt finally said.
“Alright and die rest of die stories are covered, so I guess we are done”, she said looking at Dr.
Farrell and Dave for approval.
“Well, not exactly”, Dr. Farrell’s voice chimed in. “We need to have a good story for Hallow­
een”.
Holly’s hand immediately shot up.
“I mean a good story tiiat will be in on time”, Dr. Farrell said, smiling at Holly.
The students diought for a few minutes and Annie shouted out, “ Maybe we can investigate some of
die local mydis and legends”.
All of die staff seemed to like diat idea. They knew that die locals loved to make up stories
about numerous sea monsters in die Susquehanna River, and of course the legend of Suscon Road.
Just when diey seemed to all come to an agreement, Dave interjected and said, “Why don’t we
just bust die ghost mytiis about our very own—
“I’m here guys”, a flustered and out of breath Tony declared. “I sent Dave a text, saying diat I
would be late”.
“Anyways, as I was saying, before Tony busted in. We should debunk Kirby Hall’s mydis. Eve­
ryone believes this place is haunted so why don’t we give tiiem proof as to whedier it is or is not”.
Liz asked skeptically, “How exactiy would we do diis? Everyone states that tiiey only see diese
phenomena late at night”.
“Simple”, Dave said, “We spend a night in tiiis lovely old building”.
“Sure”, Kristina said. “Like diey would let a bunch of college kids play Scooby Doo in a build­
ing that’s well over one hundred years old”.
“Dave and I have already discussed die idea and I have spoken to public safety. 1 he Inkwell
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Dave looked at her widi skepticism. “I would expect that the editors would be die first ones to
accept this offer, but of course if you have die mentality of a five year old, and actually believe in
ghosts“1’11 do it!”, Kristina shouted, never being one to have her integrity shaken.
“Well that’s just wonderful”, Dave said in a sarcastic tone. “We will meet here tonight at 9:30.
All of die faculty will be gone, so it will be just us and die ghosts, of course. I’ll see everyone later”.
All of die staff left die office. Some went to class while odiers went home to get ready for die
long night ahead. They had all been in that building more times than diey cared to tiiink about, but
diey knew that tonight would be much different. Tonight they would be left alone to their own devices
in a house diat was not only an academic building, but also once a home. All homes hold memories,
memories diat can’t be found in photo albums. The windows reflect die flaws of a family while die ’
staircase echoed unsavory conversations. The group would soon find out exactly how loud walls can
talk.
Night came rather fast. Most of tire staff came early and waited for everyone to arrive The only
members missing were Dave and Tony, but die odiers suspected diat they were togedler and were just
running late.
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Yeah, me too,” Carly added. “I’ve had a bad experience on the higher floors.”
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all the way at the top? Liz, Annie, and Jeff proceeded to raise their hands. “I wasn’t being serious, but
I guess I have to be the one to go all die way up there. Lets go, Matt!” He followed Kristina to die
stairs, and dien up diem. “I didn’t even want to do diis, but somehow I always have to do it! I hate
this...,” her voice trailed off.
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1 ony will show up soon and they can go up there with her and Matt.”
“So what exacdy are we suppose to be doing?” Annie asked.
“Oh, well I guess that was never really explained,” Liz said, trying to figure out an answer. “1
suppose we just hang out and document anytliing strange diat goes on, diat is, if anydiing strange goes
on at all.”
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headed up die stairs to die second floor. All of die lights were off and die office doors were locked.
Liz flicked die light on and illuminated die closed in corridor.
“So, what now?” Annie asked. “I mean, it’s not like we have a whole lot of room to move
around.”
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seemingly large space die room was so much smaller. In fact, they wondered how so many people
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her face open widi a broken piece of mirror. She said that somediing came ovei her, and forced her
to cause harm to herself. That’s the real reason as to why they won’t put a new mirroi in diat room.
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door to the restroom. She had a feeling of disgust and nausea.
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to die door behind her. They could see a figure dressed in all black
trying to enter the locked building.
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couldn’t see the face due to die darkness of bodi the outside and
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glasses were missing. She continued to sit there and stare out die window. “Will you please answer
me?” Matt pleaded with her.
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the large window that allowed an individual to view the whole campus. It was die window that greeted
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which pictured an open book.
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are being entirely too creepy right now,” Dave said to her. She continued to stare.
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trying to reason widi what was happening. “Let’s just leave her alone.”
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night’s events happened. She too began to cry.
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Arnie. “We have to get away from her,” he said pointing at the stairs. Eve­
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the room to make sure she wasn’t within ai ms length of them.
“Are you looking for me?” a ghastly voice echoed throughout the hall.
“We have to find away out of here before comes back,” Holly said, looking for a possible way
out.
“I know a way,” Jeff said, picking up a chair. He began to beat on the glass in die door. He was
screaming like a wild animal, trying to break out. “Why won’t this damn glass break?” he yelled.
“That isn’t going to work, that’s obvious,” Matt told him. We need to tliink of something else,
fast.
The chandelier above their heads stated shaking. They students looked up and diere she was
staling down at diem form die diird floor. “Here I come!” she leaped from die banister. The terrified
group raced into die old kitchen diat was now a classroom.
They all gasped for air terrified diat she was on dieir heels. She, in fact had a more gruesome
plan. She floated over to Dave’s corpse and began to chant in tongues. The students heard her and
panicked.
“What are we going to do?” Sara cried. She sat on die floor and began to rock, holding her
head closely to her knees.
“That door!” Holly shouted. “It has to lead to die basement. If we can get down diere we can
get out.”
That door hadn’t been accessible in many years. Everyone had always been curious of what hid
behind it. The group started beating on it, dirowing chairs at it, doing everydiing in dieir might to find
a route of survival. They finally formed a hole in die wood. Jeff started to beat around die hole widi a
fire extinguisher. The opening in die door was now wide enough of die students to walk dirough.
The smell die seeped up was awful. It was an unholy combination of raw sewage and sulfur.
They felt die walls for a light switch and soon found one. Annie turned die switch on and the lights
slowly flickered on, like a flame on a candle. They feared every step they took.
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back arched.
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corpse was licking die edges. The two started fighting. They mangled each odiers faces anil bludgeoned each other.
“You imbeciles!” Kristina shouted. “Go find die odiers, before diey escape!” The walking dead
made their way into the kitchen and stalled down the stairs.
In the basement the still living students found little hope of escaping. They had found the door
to the outside, but it was locked and impenetrable.
“We have to start searching those rooms, maybe there is a way out,” Matt advised.
“What if we don’t find a way out in them? What if we just disturb another spirit and dig our
graves deeper. I think drat we should just stay here and wait for help,” Liz said.
“Do you think she doesn’t realize we are down here? The question isn’t //’she is going to harm
us, its when,” Holly said, annoyed by Liz’s suggestion. “You can stay here, but I’m going to find a way
out. The group followed Holly and soon so did Liz.
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figures.
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“Thank god you guys showed up,” Liz shouted in joy. “Really weird stuff-,” It was then that she
noticed drat diese two individuals weren’t going to save her, they were going to devour her brain.
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marbles. “This is die new generation of Kirby Hall!”
The spirits of students past began to circle around die room.
This specter had been cursing diem since die mansion was trans­
formed into a learning institution. Carly would now be die one to sew
new flesh onto die mask of a face diat lay on the damp floor.
The ghosts began surround Carly, inviting her to join them on
tiieir quest to peel die skin off’ of die already deceased stall diat were
scattered in die room across die hall. The old flesh on die face was
decayed; it was rotted and began to tear. The only way that Kristina
and die spirit that lived inside of her could survive was dirough die rejuvenation of the face.
Annie diought quick and screamed, “Jeff, grab die face, quick!” Jefl grabbed the piece of flesh,
but Kristina tossed him across die room. In doing this the skin Hew by die door.
Kristina continued hypnotizing Carly, instructing her to carry out evil deeds. Just dien the door
slammed open, it was Kristina’s two zombified henchmen. They saw the skin laying on the floor and
began to munch vigorously. The spirit shrieked in pain.
“You fools! What have you done?” she screamed. Before she had a chance to save her face
tiiey had already digested it.
A black slime oozed from Kristina’s mouth, which Dave and Tony tried to drink. The spirit
exited Kristina’s body and left only a corpse. The spell on Tony and Dave lifted and they fell back
into deadi.
Carly woke from her trance. “What happened?”, she said rubbing her eyes.
“Well, two zombies just saved your life,” Jeff said.
The three students could hear movement upstairs. It was morning and the faculty was arriving.
Six bodies total lay on the bottom floor of Kirby Hall. The three survivors headed for the stairs, too
fearful to linger down in that basement of death for too long.
“You know that no one is going to believe us,” Annie stated, with tears in her eyes.
Carly replied, “You can’t always believe things at face value.”
The three left the building, passing Dr. Farrell on the way out. “Hey guys. How was your
night?” she asked. They kept blank faces and ignored her. She followed the path of mud that they left
from tire cellar grime. She entered tire room that all of the hellish activities of the night had ended.
She saw tire rest of the staff huddled in a circle, none facing her.
“What are you guys doing down here? You are going to be in a ridiculous amount of trouble
for breaking that door.”
“Hello, Dr. Farrell,” replied Kristina
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Volume 6

In this Issue:
Humanities Updat

UttJc II omen the
Musical
Rhetorical Reflection
Spring Writing Center
I lours
Fairy Tales

Capstone Reminder

Manuscript Reading
Dales

Victoria Hevcner's
Europe Trip

Kuhar’s Corner

I I Photo Courtesy of Jason Neare
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Distinguishing Between 8
an M.A., M.F.A., and
Ph.D. Degrees

Senior Spotlight- Alicia 8
Lewis
Travel Journal of
Ixindon

9

Senior Spotlight-Jeff
Ford

9

The Descendants-. A
Review

10

Vagina Monologues

10

Let Children Be
Children

II

Contemporary’
literature Moments

12

Dr. Miscliellc
Anthony’s Return from
Fall Sabatical

13

13
Hand Cook’s
Conference Experience
Senior SpotlightMarwa Altunimi

14

Luzerne County
History

15

Prismatic Portal of the
Professor, Part 3

16

l.ocal Events

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I Alternate Spring Break: Costa Rica
I By Jason Neare
Purti Vida! k. phrase commonly used in Costa Rica to describe a plethora of emotions
I that can be running through one’s mind. Pura 17?/;/can be used to say hello, whether you are
I feeling terrific, alright, or having a bad day. Recently, a group of Wilkes students, including
I myself, were given the oppot (unity to escape Wilkes-Barre for the week and experience a
I completely different culture and way of life. The trip was a part of the Alternative Spring
I Break Program, which allows students to experience new cultures while performing service
I opportunities in both domestic and international locations. The trips (his year included Joplin,
I Missouri/ Flat Gap, Kentucky/ Dominican Republic, and Costa Rica.
The trip to Costa Rica was a part of the Political Science course “'Flic Political Econo
my of Coffee” taught by Dr. Andy Miller. Over (he course of the semester, students learned
about the coffee industry including the effects of fair h ade, Arabica vs. Robusta beans, the cof­
fee market, and the politics of Litin American countries. Lessons built up to the trip which
first started in San Marcos. In San Marcos, students were introduced to Felix Monge, a mem­
ber of Coope Tarrazu, that allowed students to learn first-hand how the coffee industry' oper­
ates. On die cooperative, students picked coffee cherries, saw die process in which the cher­
ries are prepared, worked in the recy cling department and die water supply system that pro­
vides sixty households with clean water. Students had a coffee tasting on die last day in San
Marcos which mimicked a meeting diat Starbucks representatives have when purchasing beans
to go in the Tarrazu blend. Miller prepared his students before die h ip by taking a trip to the
Crimson Lion for a taste test on how different coffee regions roast their beans.
Aside from Coope Tarrazu, Monge and Miller took students to a sun-dried coffee
farm to show die variety of wavs in which coffee is prepared to suit the demands of customers
including Japan, Australia, and small roasters in California. The visit was interesting since we
were allowed to see how large and small scale coffee growers interact with each other. No matter the size, one aspect that rang tme is drat Costa Ricans take extreme pr.de m d,etr coffee
md the work that goes into creating the best cup ol coffee, especially since growing Robusta
beans arc illegal in Costa Rica. Many people enjoy then- grande trappuecmo widiout stoppl„g_
to dlink of all die people w hich exerted hard labor to prepare dta
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Alumni Update
By Annie Yoskoski
working as a civil law clerk in the Lackawanna
Wilkes Alumni Dana Zlotucha is a very busy woman. Cun e y
As a law cierk she assists the judge for
Country Court of Common Pleas, she has a great entry leve job for a newaaoi y. _ “enormous hands on experience ’’
whom she works in all of their responsibilities, both trial and pre-tilai mat e ..
decision
and mainly deals with legal research before a trial so a judge can hand down an in oimet
. &gt; think- To &lt;ro to i
According to Dtuta, being tut English maior has helped her in her career, more thajt one
. HhnrL 1&lt;&gt; go Io |„
school you do not need a specific degree but Dana says English helped her with what you &lt; o neet to
( oes *
need to know how to think critically, how to process dense, complex texts, and how to analyze and formu a e arguments.
By the time Dana hit law school, she hadn’t even realized she had garnered many' of these s ’ s &gt;y put suing anc * ng is i
degree. “The two degrees are very beneficial to one another,” says Dana, and getting her English degree from Wilkes Uni­

versity has helped her in more ways than she can count.

Humanities Updates
By Jon Kadjeski
..
Dr. Helen Davis will present a paper title, ‘“Vive 1’Angleterre’: How Vilette constructs a British Implied Reader via
Beligum” at die International Conference on Narrative. The conference was held March 15-18 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Dr. Helen Davis will also attend die Nordieast LGBT Conference, which will be held at I he Sage Colleges March

30-April 1“ in Albany, NY.
Dr. Sean Kelly chaired a panel at the Northeast Modem Language Association convention in Rochester, NY on
March 15-18 titled “Ait and American Literature: Informing Perceptions.”
Sigma Tau Delta, die International English Honor Society, will be participating in creative writing workshops with
the children of die United Hebrew Institute. Sigma Tau Delta will also be running, with Manuscript, die amiual poetry
shun as part of die Women &amp; Gender Studies Conference.
History Club will be hosting its annual Histoiy Day on April 12. The club will be displaying historical exhibits on a
variety of topics. Other clubs and individuals are encouraged to participate; if anyone is interested, contact the Histoiy
Club.
Jennifer Earley and Amanda Coombs, two juniors and Histoiy Club members, assisted at a children’s program at
die Luzerne County Historical Society’s Polish Exhibit, They read Polish stories and assisted the children with ai ts and
crafts.

Little Women the Musical
By Stephanie Wilkie
Little Women the Musical, written by Alan Knee, was presented
by Wilkes University students during this spring’s 2012 theatre schedule.
The play was directed by Naomi Baker, assistant professor of performing
arts and musical direction by Ken McGraw.
Based on tire novel by Louisa May Alcott, the production follows
Jo March, an ambitious writer and her diree sisters Meg, Beth and Amy as
the four of them face many identity struggles and ultimately, grow into
adulthood. The play centralizes around tire issue of a family’s struggles
during the Civil War and how die women deal with relationships and aspi­
rations.
Ciena Cellarari played the role ofJo; Casey Gow played Marmie
and Hag; Kelly Pleva played Meg and Clarissa; Kayla Camey played AmyNicole Weaver played Bedr, Amanda Thomas played Aunt March and
Mrs. Kirk; Corey Martin played Professor Bhaer; Cassidy Conroy played
Laurie and Rodrigo; DakkotaDeem played Mr. Brooke and Braxton; Ja­
mie Alderiso played Mr. Laurence and Knight.
The event took place on February 17, 18, 24 and 25 at 8pm ;uk! Feb 19 and 26 at 2i
Ipm.
If you are interested in joining The Inkwell. Quarterly staff and/or enrolling in English 1QO-P •
Dr. Marcia Farrell (marcia.farrell@wilkes.edu) or Dave Cook (david
Writing: Inkwell, please contact
for more information.
711 cook@wilkes.edu)

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dining options. First Lady Michelle Obama launched the Let\"m"*- options ,that students have in public schools for
active and to eat better.
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num. Advertising frequently uses tins logic in order to sell bigger and juicer burgers.
1 he almost toxic rhetoric of PETA serves no purpose other than to rally the devoted and to infuriate the uninitiat­
ed. Associating people who eat meat with the horrific crime of murder only senes to divide and to propagate the arrogance
of Western neo-impeiialism. PETA s message of meat is murder absolutely has to lie viewed under a postcolonial lens.
PEI A fails to take into account that many non-Western cultures depend on meat eating as a main part of their diet. Eating
cuy, a type of guinea pig native to the Andes, is a traditional part of a Peruvian diet. Many indigenous natives do not have
access to alternatives to the proteins provided by meats. Sadly, whenever vegetarianism or veganism is discussed in the me­
dia, PETA is often used to represent that side of the argument and doing so is unfair to all the sensible vegetarians and ve­
gans out there.
The carnivorous dialogue of the American media matches die rhetoric of PETA and other extreme vegan and veg­
etarians. Eating salads and not gorging on steak is not seen as manly. Vegetarians and vegans are wrongly stereotyped as
being physically weak and timid. The manly men of television eat steaks and burgers, not salads or legumes. Manly men
aren’t even supposed to enjoy fish. The ideal manly meal would have to include copious amounts of bacon and steak. I*or
whatever reason some American men are terrified ol being in any way associated with femininity or non-masculinity. 1 he
American male often has to prove his manliness by boastfully proclaiming his heterosexuality while chomping down on a
greasy turkey leg. The fear of letting go of meat, even il you skip it free times a weak, is not going to help solve our diet
problems.
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people to avoid meat is equally ludicrous. A balance needs to be constructed and die extreme rhetoric of both sides of the
diet debate is doing nothing to help. Debate over diet should not cause pandemonium. A discussion must be had over
what goes onto the plates at the table. The debate over diet is crucial to the development of our nation and the way in
which arguments are conducted are going to decide the outcome of the question that is asked every day...what s loi dinneu

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Fairy Tales in Popular Media

By Stephanie Wi

By Lemma Rolon and Annie Yoskoski
feature length film ever produced. This
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves released in 1937, was die hist 1SI\ias&lt;caJ.rje(i on to today’s society. It’s caris absolutely incredible because even though it was made so long ago its in uenc
ch;u„ictei. However, just as
ried on to the point where there is actually a television series featuring Snow
, c.j]ed “Once Upon A Time...”
society changes so must Snow Wliite and all her Seven Dwarves. In this television! seiie
beauriful ardle’
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thief ? Yes, that is correct. The moment that she meets prince charming she steals ■ J
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Evil Queen casts a spell on die entire faiiy tale world, making it so drey would be trapped forever in a du1 oi d mtl out
happy endings. So, naturally, all of faiiy tale world is sent to the dullest place ever, modem ( ax -&lt;n &gt;•
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a leading role she is not die only faiiy tale character to make an appearance. 1 here is Rump esti ts in, a majoi \ am in le
story, Cinderella, Litde Red Riding Hood, Jimminney Cricket, Belle from and others. Each of them have their own mod­
ern litde twist. As media has evolved so have the classic stories some even becoming a bit gruesome.
Grimm is a stoiy about a cop who starts noticing strange things going on in his town. Nick, is a descent ant of a nice
of humans called Grimms. These Grimms have the ability to see die creatures diat are some ol the same cieatuies that aie
mentioned in the old Grimm faiiy tales. The only catch is that the creatures look human to anyone but a Gi inini, and try to
live out seemingly normal human lives. When things go wrong, and by wrong diis means ending in the gruesome death ol
someone, Nick along with his wolf friend Hank have to eidier convince the creatures to be good, or find a way to stop them
from hurting anyone else. The creatures in this stoiy range from trolls, to wolves, to pigs and many others; each with dieir
own, incredibly difficult to say and even more difficult to spell, ancient name. Each new creature diat is uncovered brings
along widi it die stoiy diat the creature came from. The wolves could have been from “Little Red Riding Hood”, die pigs
from “Three Little Pigs”, and the trolls from “Three Billy Goats Gruff” or any number of faiiy tales. Television has t;iken
these classic stories and made diem somediing completely different with new and original stories diat have yet to be told.
Television isn’t die only media outlet getting the fairy-tale treatment, however. Recent Hollywood blockbusters
have been reinventing faiiy tales for a new audience. In the past few years Disney has released Tangled, an animated spin
on Rapunzel, The Lion King, and Beauty and the Beast in 3D. Many odier faiiy tale reboots are not for young children
diough.
Last winters Red Riding Moor/starring Amanda Seyfried, was not die classic children’s tale one would expect. Red
gets herself caught up in a town massacre, everyone being afraid of die wolf and condemning her to be a witch. Hansel and
Gretel: Witch Hunters, takes mistreated children and sends them on a journey of revenge. Two versions of Snow White
are coming out this year, botii different in varying ways. Snow White and die Huntsman stars Kristen Stewart in die classic
role of Snow Wliite, only diere is no poison apple, just die Queen’s entire army wanting her captured The second version
stan ingjulia Roberts sticks closer to die Disney version of the story, seven dwarves and all. Both movies will be released
this winter along widi./acA &gt;m! the Gm Killer. The retelling of classic stories isn't a new trend; it has been done lor rears.
The newer Orest to these movies is about dieir content. They are actually closer to Grimm's fairwales which were no always so pleasant, and have more action or drama.
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Manuscript Reading Dates
By Elizabeth Voda
The Manuscript held an Anti-Valentine’s Day poetry reading on February IP’
plans to hold further events throughout the semester. On March 29*, from 7 n '
ln *le
Hall Salon. The society
Wilkes GSA to hold a reading in the Kirby Hall Salon and all are welcome to atten 1 S
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team UP "*1*1
due by March 25"' at midnight by emailingmagazine@wilkes.edu. If any individual^- '
)niiss*ons tor this semester are
meetings are held Tuesdays and Thursdays from 11 a.m. -12 p.m. in SLC 007 Q 1S U.Uereste^ ’n the Manuscript, the
directed to Ashley Bringmann, Manuscript’s Executive Editor, can be contwLi ^es!1,ons&gt; thoughts, and concerns can be
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Volume 6

Victoria Hevener’s Europe Trip
By Stephanie Wilkie

Some people g° to Europe to find themselves. Some Deonle mm Fur. .
o find a lover. Victoria Hevener went to Europe and found 1wi self dirown un on
hile riding on die bus. Victoria Hevener had a veiy unique study abroad experience
Hevener left the continental United States at 6:30 am on Sept 12* and left EiSand at'
sornTfiritisTskm L:"'
day” bel"?cn Hevener went vegan (briefly), learned
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k Language, and bought an excessive amount of healdi and beauty
p. diicts Hevener a so attended Kingston University of London participating in
Kingston s Creative Writing and English Literature program.
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Hevener was supposed to travel to Europe when she turned 14 but in July
Photo* Courtesy of Vicky Hevener
20(a) the 7/7 London Tube bombings caused the h ip to be postponed. Hevener finally got to make her dream come true

nng lei a semestei in 2011. She dropped Wilkes’ secondary education track and went to London pursuing an educadiff IU t ” K 1
eat^Ve 1 hinK- With no fear in her mind, Hevener became exposed to a world that was, “intrinsically
Hevenei resided in 1 eddington, a town twenty minutes outside Greater London, although Hevener said that it
w«is, easy to get into the city.” Vicky spent most ol her time in a cosmetic store, LUSH. This was where Hevener made
many close friends ol whom she still contacts today. She visited the shop regularly popping in to chat, kill time, and relax
with friends. Her friends even convinced her to go vegan for a week, which resulted in Hevener being, “repulsed by fake
cheese and tofu.” Hevener cherishes her relationships die most from her time in London.
Hevener did not enjoy living in Teddington because it was far from London. Kingston University, located in
Kingston Upon Thames, is an hour walk from Teddington. Waking this distance did not frighten her. “I was very excited.
I am always ready for an adventure and adventures always involve mishaps.” She often took the bus to and from die Uni­
versity. It was on die bus ride tiiat she encountered a man who tiirew up on her back. Hevener’s reaction, after removing
her coat, was “Ew, that’s disgusting. I’m going to move now.” The man got off of die bus and did not apologize.
Vicky’s classes were also enriching. She met a girl named Ellie in her classes and learned some British sign lan­
guage from Ellie’s interpreter. During a seminar one of Ellie’s pieces was read to the class, Hevener said die experience
was eye-opening. “It was a moment where it didn’t matter that Ellie was deal, that I was hearing. What mattered was diat
die piece was amazing and beautiful,” Hevener said. She also had the chance to be taught by an Indie playwright whom she
odierwise would “never gotten die chance to talk to.” She is grateful for die people she got to meet in her classes and die
professors she had; she explained that being taught by a bunch of not well-known but successful writers was unlike anything
she had expected.
When I asked her what she ultimately got out of the experience in London was, she answered by saying:
“I can take classes at King’s, but to take yourself entirely out of your comfort zone is a learning experience. To take your­
self out of your everyday food, culture, and even phrases is a challenge. Even vocabulary is changed. Sweaters become
jumpers. Sneakers become trainers. Wallets become purses. On and on. It’s not about die classes I took; everydiing was

different. ”
When asked if she would do anything differently, there was no doubt in her voice diat she would have stayed in
London. Hevener made friends from the general London area, but also Nonray, Hungary, Canada, and Ethiopia. She fully
intends to return to London to pursue a master’s degree in publishing and creative writing. It was the adventure and die
wav that London was naturally out of her comfort zone that intrigues Hevener into wanting to return to London. Study
abroad affected her in such a way that made her feel like London could become her home.

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Domg to Study for Midtenns?

English majors at Wilkes have some unique methods for reducing stress while studying loi midterms. Fiom play­
ing the ukulele to pretending midterms don’t exist, die students at Wilkes have some unique ways to fight off the pressure
°f m,&lt;1KMtanda Baur fights oil'stress by playing the ukulele anti tlie piano and hying to figure out her new guitar. Some-

ii Salon. The society'
it will team up with
this semester are
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id concerns can be
wilkes.edu.

rime, she picks up a poem, such as ■Jabbenvocky’ by Ixwis Carroll, and attempts to memonze ,t. Anme Yotakr reduces
X, v watching TV with friends anti doing yoga. Kendra Kuhar sets at least an hour as.de a day to waKh IV and relax.
a“ for John Carrol he likes to pretend d.at nfidteuns don’tI exist whtch fades m forgettmg about them. He laments,
“forgetting is very, veiy relaxing...until die exams, ol course.

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“Evaluating Our Sources in the Information Age.

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-phe Function of Research”

John Milton (1608-1674), author of Paradise Lost, wis die last Peprs“"ssor Lancia, a
all die knowledge that was available in the world at that time. This is w ia colicept still fascinates
Milton scholar and my mentor at Duquesne University, once told me. ie c M:iton a research exme. How could Milton have known everything? Is this really possible: W as
pert? Are our English majors research experts?
, :nformadon. But in
Answers are complicated. We know the importance ol gathering go
unlimited inforour post-colonized world, where technology provides seemingly unlimite access
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mation, it seems obvious that no one can know everydiing there is to know, even
confirmed as knowledge.
Unless ... unless, we look for a successor to Milton in technology
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Can’t talk back. No sense of humor. Doesn’t respond to our texts. Wins at Jeopaic v *UK
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Takes control of Discovery One in Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: /ISpace
librarian Brian Sacolic? I know: Siri, our new
Where to turn for answers? EbscoHost? JS1 OR? Hie new dad. Rclcrc
BFF!

But, tat a second, as English majors tre’re tatted to be expertin research, we’re itainetl to imeMwUecjur

the source’s authority, right? This is an indispensible skill in today’s world. We teach 11. Slow &lt; own. I lol I tinselI.
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to Siri lor an answer to a question abom. in the end, Sin’s presumed tact ion? Who is this Sin? A trusted sou, &lt; e? H .used? St liolar.
ly? Peer reviewed ? I swear I saw black helicopters hovering just below the dike along the Susquehanna Rivei bank outside my office

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One thing was clear: Before I look to Siri to answer if anyone can know everydiing, maybe I should investigate Sin a tut more.
I began to wonder about our new BFF, this Siri, the one who has all the answers, the neutral-tone voice who delivers giand
data bases in a few seconds. On the surface Siri seemed intelligent, well educated, and even likable. But expert in absolutely every­
thing? Milton’s successor?
Skeptical (though not a Luddite), I needed to know more.
So I turned to the source itself and began with the questions I like to ask: Who are you? What are your stories?
-“Siii, who is Siri?”
-Siri: “Yours truly. ” Huh. A well-formed, even comforting, identity. An emoting tone. A good start.
- “Siri, 11 hat are j our stories? ”
-Siri: “I don’t like these arbitrary categories. ”Huh. Siri doesn’t like something. Let’s try this again.
-“Siri, do you agree that we are our stories?”
-Sin: “I suppose it’s possible. ’’Siri critiquing possibility? Wow.
Who, then, is Siri? Employing critical theory, I wondered about gender.
-“Sin, are you a man ora woman?”
-“I’m not sure we have time for this. ” Time matters. Sounds contemporary. Maybe belter time management skills would help?
I tried a different syntax.
-“Siii, are you a man ora woman?”
-“I nas- not assigned a gender. ” OK - the syntax trick worked. Progress. I’m feeling like a Inner
Perplexed a bit by a mix ol’t uucem anti empathy, I lollmved up again. 0 muued to'ask i|an assignment 5|,eel u» ptorided

window.

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- “Good question, /by thing else I can do for i ou? ”
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me understand if anyone could know everydiing or better understand why research L-'ll
UF contemPOK‘rJ' age, "as gomg10 11L 1 .
not, in good conscience, stop short of learning if Siri was a trustworthy source wl S S niatter» *hen I needed to know more. I colil(
-“Are you an unbiased source ofinformation?”
i -u. c wno possessed die proper credentials.
-Siri: “I’m sorry. I’m afraid I can’t answer that. ”
- “Siii, what is j our education? ”
,OSay’ ” WaS Siri hiding soniediing in its past? Inflated credentials* SI nr
C^7Skp„pUC1Sm gro'nngentials. Should I request a copy of Siri’s resume or

Siri.- -/ttaifawr. B»,«lZ’rr.™Jrfet«/A,t,,#5ei,;-siriis

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- I t hat has your wondenng produced?
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- What has your wondenng resulted in?”
-Siri: “You 're certainly entitled to that opinion. ’ Had Siri probed my
-“I Vhat is your opinion?”
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le syntax trick again.
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search. I was beginning to understand Siri better but somehow confused b - S’ ^°ICr TOntcc^lo ^Iow* Research was becoming reabout myself. Siri was becoming a postmodern text right before mv...
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dervalued.
my eyes Mld &gt;» W ears. Maybe Siri is just overworked, tired and un—“Are you busy?”
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her credentials? Mv questions were intended to validate a core vnl.
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—“Siii, are you overworked?"
-Siri: “No comment.” Uh-oh. This may be getting legal. Contact HR?
Let’s get right to it, already.
—“II 'ho are _t on? ”
-Siri: “IVho I am isn’t important. ”
Growing more interested and concerned, I tried again in a different syntax.
—11710 are you, Siri?”
-Siri: “I’m Siri...here to help.”
I need to know il Siri is a source I can trust, an expert on everything in the world. Maybe I should explore the values that in­
form Sin’s patient judgments and immediate responses.
—“Siii, what are you core values?”
—Siri: “I don’t really like these arbitrary categories. "
Feeling more and more creepy, asking too many questions, I wanted to slow down and remind Siri how important it was for
me to validate credentials of this electronic source. Was I standing in front of my Modem American Poetry class? How come Siri
didn’t want to know more about me? Yet, somehow, I began to feel as if Siri was becoming a friend.
—“Siii, are me still friends. ”
-Siri: “Hmm... Let me think. ”
“Think”? Did Siri say “tliink”? If Siri can think, then surely Siri knows more that Siri is telling. I began to wonder about the
face - or marketing brand - of this faceless structure?
- “Siii, what do you look like?”
-Siri: “Shiny. ”
Shiny? Is this a good self image? Lacanian?
-“Siii, do you knowyou look like a microphone?”
—Siri: “I’ve never really thought about it. ”
-“Why?”
—Siri: “I don’t know maybe the Genius Bar can help you.
-“Siri, what does your name mean?”
—Siri: “I don’t think I can explain it in j our language.

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questions about the function of knowledge, about myself and
only to more questions, questions about the role ol research u &lt;
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(in;jlv&gt; about ourselves; we are compelled to
the world in which we’re living. Was this the real point to ellec ve
reflect on and ask questions about ourselves?
But, of course, one last question:
-“Siri, do you likeJohn Milton?”
-Siri: “This is about you, not me. ”
The real lesson about research was confirmed.
THIS IS THE DR. THOMAS A. HAMILL SHAMING SPACE.
HAD HE SUBMITTED HIS HUNCHES THIS SPACE, AS WELL AS A FEW BLANK PAGES WOULD HAVE BEEN
FILLED. BITE THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN.

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Issue

Distinguishing Between an M.A., M.F.A., and a Ph.D. Degree

associated with each degree, as well as the time committnent necessary t
q
of Al1s (M A}
graduate program for English, the three degrees you will likely concern } oui.
Master of Fine Aits (M.F.A), and tlie Doctor of Philosophy.
. . . , •
,. .
The Master of Aits is generally a l-2 year program (depending on tlie school) which is desig .
e an extension
of undergraduate coursework. Students enroll in a variety of courses during their time m the pi ogi am to build a broader
understanding of the literary discourse. Students graduating with an MA are prepared to entei t ic woi one as teachers in
2-year colleges, editing work at publishing houses, write grants, or become certified to woi k teach at a sec one aiy level. M.A.

students can also apply for further graduate study in a Ph.D. program.
Students enrolling in a Ph.D. program are expected to work toward a specialization within the field of Literature.
Often, programs are designed to offer students a range of coursework for the first two years with the expectation that stu­
dents will articulate a concentration in accordance with their own interests. Graduating Ph.D. students are qualified to teach
at a university level. At this time, Ph.D. programs average 7-l0 years.
The Master of Fine Arts requires between 2 and 3 years of study, though depending on the university (as with all
the degrees discussed), this may vary slightly. The M.F.A’s primary distinction from both the M.A. and Ph.D. is the design
of coursework. M.F.A. students apply postgraduate time and energy into advancing a particular art. Many writing-track Eng­
lish students enter into an M.F.A. program to continue with creating writing training, often in non-fiction, fiction, or poetry.
Graduating M.b.A. students are eligible for placement in an array of creative writing positions which include: teaching crea­
tive writing, editing, research positions, publishing positions, as well as independent and/or freelance writing.
Equip yourself with as much information about prospective programs by online research for each school you are
considering. Universities often have slightly varied programs depending on w here their departmental strengths and ideals
he. Use every resource available to discover w hich program best suits your needs including asking your current professors
or advisors, sharing stories with classmates that have since entered graduate coursework, or certainly do not hesitate to call
or visit potential schools directly to help with your decision.

Senior Spodight-Alicia Lewis
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English major, is exctal Io fmahy te a teacher. *1 erm-

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are “definitely
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will
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graduates
in May.
I chose Wilkes
because

it ivas close to home and because of tlie smaller class sizes...I will miss the professors
and die friends tliat I have made” she explains.
.
.
From Wilkes-Barre, Lewis is a secondary education minor currently com­
pleting her student teaching this semester. On campus, she is involved in Sigma Tau
Delta, tlie English Honor Society, and the Education Club. But that is not all she
does when she is not in class.
r
When she is not at school, Lewis also coaches die Hanover Mini Hawks D I
Team cheerleading squad, consisting of 6 year old cheerleaders. Shockingly, this did Photo Courtesy of Alicia Lewis. . (
not contribute to her decision to become a teacher at all! “1 was a cheerleader since I was 3 years old” she says. “This is J
something I like to do in my spare time.
When she is not student teaching or coaching, Lewis spends time with her daughter, Kaylee. Lewis says that her
daughter motivates her to do better in school, as she drinks of her when tilings get stressful. “I had her young and 1 &lt;H(ln/.
want her to think that just because something unexpected happens your life has to end” she continues ’Lewis is still work"18
hard her last semester at Wilkes - she was on the Dean’s list during the Fall 2011 semester.
When asked about her plans alter graduation, she hopes to get a teacliing job, but she would also like to travel.
“I’ve always wanted to go to Italy and lieland she admits, Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of goingto
two places. It would be awesome to visit where my ancestors came from.” Another soil she J ‘ 1 11T 7 Inmlish?
ing back to school for her Masters at some point. After asking her if she would comeback tc VV
f ti er her *0*’
she says she would love to come back to Wilkes if she still lives in tlie area
k W1 kes tO U1 d
The biggest and possibly most important question of the interview?
r »r? 0*'
course, fe, is a diffieul, one. ‘1 cruft just pick one!' she exclai„,s, n
fr^lX'n"’" “

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Travel Joui
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By Annie Yoskoski
Very soon after die first of die year I went to Lo 1
Students. Even though diis was not my first trip there, I co
SeVeral °dlei Wilkes
many filings diat I didn’t see on odier trips, and got to renll^ *
besL 1 saw so
London. We stayed at die Thistle Hotel near Hyde Park ariTFT^^
culture of
describe die hotel is charming. For seven days I rode die tuT
Oldy vvord to
couldn’t find a waiter who would split checks.
)e’
the gap, and

What I love about London is die history. Walking doc rt
almost feel it. People may read about history', but until one ■ ' °le streets&gt; one can
er truly understand. Seeing soinediing like the Rose Theat ,eXpeilences dleY "ill nevrounded walls, makes everything seem so real. Because we w
^latcbed roof and
we got to visit many museums. By far my' favorite was die Britkk r a °UP °Tf students&gt;
English Major Heaven. I got to see die Magna Carta, die Gutenber^Bih^^
,
manuscripts, and then the more modern things. I was able to see elf /' 1 umuiated

ies of&gt;,e areimil Pride
display, as well as original Beaties lyrics. In one room of this museum 1 coXee Low
1 era m e and wi tUng had progressed over lune into what we now consider the modem

Photo Courtesy of Annie Yoskoski

The Olympics will be held in Umdon in 2012, and I got to see the me,lais that d.ev will give out to the winners as
ell as where they are renovanng a new stadium. Countdown clocks where evepwhere. even in d e obsenatore Z
1 nme Mer d.an where you can stand m two hemispheres at once. I think one of the most exciting places was Piccadilly
Circus. I icluie New York Cuy but a bit cleaner Hotels, shops, and reslaumnts all connected in what the British consider
very tall buildings. Piccadilly' will most likely be one of the busiest places when die Olympics hit.
The historic buildings of London are beautiful. Riding die London Eye, one can see die gilded tops of buildings
that have been standing tall and pioud loi ages. London is iconic, and lives up to its reputation. Double-decker buses are
everywhei e, the Aldwych Theatre is ieally' as stunning as it is portrayed to be, and diey really’ do serve tea all die time. One
thing that always surprises me is die people. Compared to New York City', the people of London are much nicer when it
comes to tourists.
London is one of the only cities in the world where you can find the newest and most innovative things inside die
walls built around die city by the ancient Romans. I wandered the higher end shops and Apple stores, saw Cleopatra,
Olympic medals, and of course books. My experience London is a perfect mix: die new and the old, history and the future,

and beauty everywhere.

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Senior Spotlight—Jeff Ford

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By Gabby Zavvacki
If you’ve ever wondered who that crazy hobo wandering m ound Kirby Hall is,
wonder no more. Jeff Ford, an English major, will be graduating this year. In a recent
interview, he shared some thoughts about his time al Wilkes and his plans lot the fu­

ture.

i r i
During his time here at Wilkes, Ford has really enjoyed using the Parley Library. But the reason might not be for the one you think. While he sees te i nary as
a good source of information, he is really in it for the snack machines.
Upon graduation, Ford hopes to be getting some use out of his associate s c gree in Broadcast Conununications. He is currently working wit i a nene on a
YouTube channel featuring animated videos and reviews. While die
have been challenging, he is hoping to get the project up ant
Ford enjoys reading and researcliing infores for a job after graduation. When he’s not working on his
pal’dcuiarly interesting to him. He also enjoys
mation on movies from yesteryear. The stories diat inspne le i
tT,nvies often merge into his other interests of
watching monster movies, Mers, westerns, and mar tial ai ts films. These

mythology', sociology, and history'.
... , .
There are many filings diat Ford will miss about W i es,
to laugh, fight, and laugh some more widi the Manuscript group "
he leaves behind the memory' of try ing to walk into Kn y a

again?”

die dljng he will miss die most is die people. Getting
somedljng that he truly misses. As for Ford’s legacy,
someone yelling “Who let diat crazy hobo in here
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Volume 6

Issue 3

The Descendents'. A Review
By Tony Thomas
. .
oj- seeing an attraction in dieater and
I don’t go to the movies often any more. Part of die reason is the using c
sii(Jier out of their homes to act self­
die oilier part is that I have become sick and tired of dealing widi ignoiant peop e
inovie that I have seen
ish, talking and texting away during die mode. The Descendents was, per laps, on
fof.,
weeks j
in a dieater in die past year. The theater was suqiassingly packed, considenng
also, without a doubt, the youngest person in the audience.
fcw .iu„u,ds .U1(J st;uTe(1 Geoige
I did not know much about die film going in. I heard it was good, knew
Clooney as Matt King. Usually I don’t see many movies blind to many details about the him. I also Ji
at die
film was based off of Kaui Hart Hemmings’s novel until die credits rolled.
....
The Descendents is one of die most beautiful films I have seen in quite some tune. 1 he cinei &lt; g&lt; Ip J captures
die beauty of the Hawaiian Islands without being indulgent or exploitative of the scenery, ie i m is success u is s lowing
how Hawaii actually is. A state where incredible beauty is interrupted by modem urbanization. ie i m c oes no s low
Hawaii as diis mydiic land of beauty and native desire, instead it shows a state w here the people are just as complex as the
locales around diem. George Clooney delivers an impressive performance that is bodi humorous and touc nng widiout
eidier becoming overbearing. Shailene Woodley was also surprisingly good as Clooney s daughtei.
What makes The Descendants a great film, as opposed to a good film, is the nuances of post colonialism diat
weave diroughout. George Clooney and his family are descendants of an American businessman who was part ol Hawaii’s
colonization and a member of Hawaiian royalty. The main subplot is how' Matt King, die sole trustee of a family trust com­
prising of 2.5,000 acres of untouched land, will decide on what to do with it. Most ol his family is tempted by the large mon­
ey being offered by a corporate interest to turn the land into a resort area. The family’s debate over w hat to do widi the
land touches upon a critique of neo-Imperialistic land development.
The Descendents succeeds because of the subtleties and nuances widiin. The postcolonial critique is not preachy,
instead die critique is more of an imitation to die viewer to engage in a consideration of die complicated state of postcolo­
nial affairs in die present day. The film is much more dian a family coping widi family tragedy, it is about a nation of people
dealing widi die lingering tragedy of colonialism.

The Vagina Monologues
By Jason Neare
February 12th and 13di were die nights to leave the Dickens at home and celebrate die fight against domestic vio­
lence with Eve Easier’s The Vagina Monologues. The weekend, prior to Valentines Day, was filled with skits by students,
professors, and faculty diat help raise awareness against die atrocities diat are performed
1
‘ against women around the globe.
For those diat may not be familiar, Die Vagina Monologues mixes personal accounts of oppressed
. . ----- 1 women around the
world along widi comical skits about women that want die liberty to use tt’ ie vagina in whichever way seen suitable, including
sexual liberation. The different acts demonstrated diat a woman does
not need to be governed by a patriarchal society to enjoy life.
The Vagina Monologues is not designated solely for women.
Skits were crafted in a manner diat would draw' on die emotions of any
audience member, male or female. Drawing in a large crowd of bodi the
Wilkes and surrounding communities, die night was designed to enlight­
en the audience on the horrors of domestic violence, whedier right in
our community or half-way around die world. Many moments were also
reserved for the audience to share a laugh and become active widi
gioups in die community. As part of die festivities, Dr. Mary McManus
and Dr. Marie Roke-Thomas were awarded widi the Vagina Warrior
awards for dieir service in die community widi raising awareness on
women and women’s rights.
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gurtesy of Jason Neare
die V-Day Celebrations are a means of raising awareness about domestic vi 1
ey raised. Organizations and clubs were in attendance to show support such
advocating change dirough die monResource Center, Gay/ Straight Alliance, and Manuscript. To this date V Dav jD°mestlc Violence Senice Center, Victim’s
advocacy programs, supporting international education, creating advocacy mShl
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Let Children Be Children
By Lemina Rolon
The Sordoni Art Gallery is hosting a new exhibit called “Let Children Be
Children, Lewis Wickes Hine’s Crusade Against Child Labor”. This exhibit feature'
:s
black and white photographs ol young children in the 20th century work force These
images depict children of various ages working in a variety of different places. From
newspaper sellers to shoe shiners to mine workers, diese children are all shown wear­
ing poor clothing and dirty faces. The black and white quality of the pictures gives *
them a surprising, but desired impact. They make the viewer focus on the work worn
faces of the children first mid the backgrounds second, provoking emotion, which was
the prime objective of photographer Lewis Wickes Hine.
According to the pamphlet in the art gallery, Lewis Wickes Hine was a soci­
ologist who was deeply concerned for those groups in the work force that had little to Photo Courtesy of Brittany Kramer
no rights, such as children mid immigrants. The National Child Labor Committee hired him in 1908 to take pictures of the
unlawful and almost abusive conditions that the poor working class men, women, and children were subjected to. He
would go to mines, canneries, cotton mills, fauns and sweat shops; taking pictures of the conditions there. Once the owners
ol these establishments caught on to what he was doing, they refused to let him in. He then took to dressing in disguise and
taking pictures in secret. He did this for 10 years; taking picture alter picture ol these terrible working conditions. Eventual­
ly he finally caught the attention of die government. In 1938 the government made child labor laws that piohibited the
harsh treatment of children in the workforce and made children unable to work until a specific age. He was able to see the
AM labor laws in effect for two years until he died to1940.
Hine s photography made a great impact on laboi laws m u
rentuiy mid still has influence today.

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Congruence in Structure, Plot, and Poetic Voice Or How American Poetry Dies: A Bnef Essay

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By David Cook
bilities for poetry, and to suggest a poetic ‘model’
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notes during her 10 days at die British Library and 10 days at die iSC ’
rep°rted
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pects, mil keep her engaged m the discussion for some time to come
mpany of Philadelphia. Her notes, she exNot only was her time away from the halls of Wilkes University
thony filled her remaining time with experiences she had neglected with 1* -T116 °P1X)rtun^’to Pursue research, Dr. Ansabbatical was the first rest she has taken since she began her academic &lt;-&gt;’?»-US' a.Cademic schedule- She shared that tins
like cleaning her house, and going out for coffee. Dr. Anthony reinvested vnliinT *enjoyed ^*"8 time with normal tasks
Center, an involvement which has been particularly meaningful fo, her
* * D°mesdc VioknCe
Time away from campus was absorbed by creative ventures as well. Her talents in poetry earned Iter the honor of
Best Ural Author ol Luzerne County in Diamond City Magazine with her recently published volume of poetry entitled
Ibnel. This award gave her recogtubon and her sabbaucal gave her the time and opportunity to share her poetry with ode
ers. Over the last six months, Dr. Anthony was invited to give several poetry readings, some local and two out of state in
Maryland. Di. Anthon} i cpoi ted each being memoiable ior some reason, including Quiet, codec shops, a huge celebration
tent on the side of a mountain, and even birthday reading at the Paper Kite Press on Main St. in Edwardsville.
Now that Dr. Anthony has returned to her office in Kirby Hall, she says her time away has made her calmer about
her work. The sabbatical has brought her, along with creative recognition and academic progress, a health perspective on
her role as a professor. “I just fell right back in, refreshed,” she smiled. She has set a personal summer deadline to advance
more of her research, and will, most certainly, take the opportunit}- to utilize a sabbatical again in the future.

David Cook’s Conference Experience
By Tony Thomas
.
The plane ride from Wilkes-Ban e to Newark was hellish. Turbulence rocked the plane. David Cook mid Dr.
Marcia Farrell hoped that this was not foreshadowing a miserable journey to Louisville for the Louisville Conference on
Literature and Culture. Thankfully, the brief plane ride was not prophetic.

lc Lagmented post-imperial moment. I-isl spring huiell l.uig i a
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opportunit}; “For an undergrad to get into a conference like this is ve y
Ptobablysvas the only undergrad there. .All the oilier students we e m
, The panel that Farrell and David were on was mArabw£ h«
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Senior Spotlight—Marwa Altamimi
By Kendra Kuhar
ation As ;in English major studyMarwa Altamimi, a senior at Wilkes University, has a promising plan after grat ua
yyykes. When asked how
ing abroad from Jubail, Saudi Arabia, Maxwa has had a fulfilling and meaningful experience &lt;■
we||, has
Marwa feels Wilkes has prepared her for life after college, she stated, “Being at Wilkes I nl'^ze(| ,ul(j appreciated the
taught me a lot, at die beginning I learned the hard way to be independent. Howevei, I ye re iz *
commented
sense of accomplishment, and to be honest it’s rewarding especially when you are studying &lt;
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on the fact that she will graduate from Wilkes: “I consider myself the luckiest for graduating horn

University; I
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have acquired valuable skills and I have met people who have supported me to practice, to m&lt;
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about collecting diem. Witii that attitude, I am ready to move forward with my studies and life as well.” Additionally,
keeping that kindoflifeMaiwa feels that she developed intellectually and has learned to live productively; she intends on

style.
Marwa said diat while she will miss Wilkes University as a whole, she will miss Kirby Hall, and the sponbuieous
flickering of die lights in die building the most because it marks the beginning of her journey. In Kilby Hall, sometimes
die lights go oil for less dian a second, and al ter that my classmates and I will glance at each odier to make suie that it was
die light, not a blink of an eye.”
Now that Maiwa is nearing die end of her journey, her summer will include celebrating her newfound accomplish­
ments with her family and friends in Saudi Arabia. She is currentiy looking at graduate schools with the intentions to har­
dier her studies in English because it is the focus of her career future. “If I had to compare my two years and Wilkes, I
would say it was the blink of an eye (or light) and since the beginning of this semester, I’m hoping that I have glanced
enough to keep the pleasant memories alive. I know it is not enough, and it never will be, but tiianks to everyone who
helped me to stand where I am today! I’ve had the two most productive years of my life.”
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Of course, one could argue that the control of die line is the narrator’s way of expressing a sense of bodily control
but given die nature of die individual lines diemselves, such an argument w ould be flaw ed. The lines do not have a shared’
meter, nor does die meter move from stanza to stanza in an identifiable pattern.
Thus, the structure simply is. It does notiiing to enhance the poem and leaves one to wonder why die poem was
given its structure at all.
When die plot of a poem works with die structure, however, sometiiing magical is bom, as is die • • ’ C
Cullen’s Incident:
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Incident
Contee Cullen
Once riding in old Baltimore,
Heart-filled, head-filled with glee,
I saw a Baltimorean
Keep looking straight at me.
Now I was eight and very small,
And he was no whit higger,
And so I smiled, hut he poked out
His tongue, and called me, 'Nigger.'

I saw’ die whole of Baltimore
From May until December;
Of all die tilings diat happened thene
That s all diat I remember.
This poem reflects on die experience the narrator had as a youdi, and in thi
fulness. The end rhymes betw een die second and fourdi line of each stanza ton t- S CTe’
structure refle tn ■
lul way, which works in a beautiful contrast vridi die action in die poem. This int
^lePOem moving fo
youdl‘
slow down, examine the incident, and engage seriously in the deep-seeded racisn nU°na^ dissonance forces
a P^ly’
country. Without die chosen structure, the poem would affect the reader significant^111 *lt different times
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Old Ship Zion. Early setders to the Wyoming Valley were mairiyAments, including die church
byterians. Hie Presbyterian congregation m Wilkes-Barre traces iuXme?’CoWtionalists and Scotch Pres­
et Missionary Society s small-town preacliing. In 1791 die sendees wTl 11
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r then new log COUIt house until 1801
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°f dle currendy operating Wilkes-Barre
Bane and Kingston. For several decades the Church' was ministered iX?
c,hurch’s name as the Church of Wilkes-

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terhout, the Ostei hout Libian. In 1887 Melvd Dewey, the creator ol die Dewey decimal system and mi advisor for the
tart ofdirectors, reeonimenried that the board purchase the Red Brick Church, recently vacated by dr'e First Presbyterian
Chuirh. The Fu st 1 resbytenan Church moved mto its present location in the 1890s, on the corner of Northampton Ll
Franklin Streets, in a building designed by die same architectural firm that designed the Metropolitan Opera House and
National Presbyterian Church in Washington, D.C.
As the weather warms, take a walk north from Wilkes’s campus. Visit the First Presbyterian Church and checkout
a book on its historic organs at the Osterhout library. Continue milking down toward the square, stop next door and visit
the Luzerne County Historical Society Museum. The building, built in 1893, contains a permanent exhibit on die Native
American inhabitants of the area and a permanent exhibit on the anthracite mining industry' that once dominated Luzerne
County and shaped our campus.

control,
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By Dr. Marcia K. Farrell
Sometimes the best recipes come from tossing food in a pan and adding a lew herbs and spices. My lavonte times
111 cook usually start with a vague idea of what I would like: pizza, an omelet, soup... and Ijusl start to rummage in the lug
and cupboard before taking a lew small risks with flavor combinations. One day last autumn 11^^‘&gt;
room soup, so 1 decided to experiment a little in the kitchen, and I liked the result so well that 1 decided .&lt;&gt; share .1 wuh all
ol you foodies.

is youthii a play­
tier to
this
age 18...

5 shallots, chopped
4 cloves garlic, chopped
&gt;5 Tbsp, chopped fresh rosemary
2 carrots, peeled and finely chopped
2 Tbsp, olive oil
1 tsp. garlic and basil Perfect Pinch spice blend
white cooking 'vine
1 cup French chardonnay (I prefer Fat Bastai
21 bsp. vegetable base
2 tsp. sea salt
2 cans vegetable broth
5 cups water
of mushroom soup (optional)
1 can condensed cream
1 ‘/2 cups wild rice
sea siialt, the garlic and basil, oil, and wine
1 tsp. ground garam masala
.
roSeniary. cup e ’
... ,)ver low heat for about two hours,
from heat and serve.
,ade croutons.
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..... M)nths,” said Dave, “yet it

“God, it feels like we’ve been staring at each odier, kinda stuck in limbo for like t nee i

doesn’t feel like time’s moved at all.”
occasionally freezes, here,
“Well,” said Al as he worked a series of levers, ropes, contraptions, “that s because
(ierkOI1jg which is the oldusually right about the time you would expect to see a resolution—it’s called the Cliffhaugenc unc e

speak for—“
“Anyway,” said Al ignoring die time fluctuations “we will be entering the Dangeious Deceitful Da;

have

open
nion
state'
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of Horatio Huffnagel soon. Expect some unwanted company from his air force.
for both his air space mid his lor“Really,” said Annie, “This guy, or whatever, has a long, foreboding but comical name
tress, but his air force is just called...mi airforce?”
B , ... &gt; ct..K;i;zei-s!”
Before Al could miswer, a gust of wind sent Al’s living device tumbling through the skies, ta i zees.
Al yelled in a way which cannot in any vv'ay resemble the voice of the Trade Federation Viceioy Ironi k tai
As die ship began to right itself, Al, looking at Annie with smugness almost incomprehensible sai , ia, mv eai,
is the air force—it is not a thing, but a force, of air, from Huggnagel’s dragon H.R. Pufnstul, which leniinc s me, t lings aie

glow
then
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gonna’ get rough. Come on everybody, man Foodooleizers.”
The merry band of heroes, surprisingly, all manned a cannon—which of course looked nothing like a cannon,

whic

which makes it quite surprising diat they manned diem at all, yet they did.
“When you see die sky suck backwards, that’s when the dragon is going to shoot out more air force, that s when we
fire, it will accelerate the Zoozle to a maximum velocity which will incapacitate die dragon long enough lor me to dr op you
outside the fortiess.”
“Wait, wait, you mean land andjoin us as we go into the fortress, right?” said Tony vvidi a nervous laugh.
“What do I look like, a Krecdiizalaibrieridielal?”
“Yes?” said Tony in mi attempt to bring Al along.
“Exacdy! And Krecliizalaibrieridielal cannot enter dark places which were once light—you must reclaim this for­
tress mid dien I crni pass beyond, as die shadows fall, mid the light descends upon the ground, then safety I shall have
found for both you mid me, as does travel the Bee—Gah, I hate when I get stuck in rhyme patterns, it’s anodier part of the
curse of darkness, if we enter it we lose our intelligence and simply rhyme in tim—id timidity'. Please, make me speak no
more for now. Just fire as I told you.”
The heroes did, mid die dragon, which looked a little bit too much like a boat, was defeated.
Al dien landed die heroes, in silence, outside of die fortress.
“Well, now that diat’s over, all we have to do is, what, cross diis moat mid sneak into the casde—which has a gate
which resembles die gate of Mordor, but isn’t, of course,” said Tony in a rather matter-of-fact tone.
“Seems about right,” said Jamie, who everyone forgot was even there. “Let’s just swim across, it’s only like 20
feet.”
With that Jamie jumped into the water and began to swim. Before she could get five feet however, a giant shark
moved in on her and began ripping her limb from limb.
“Now’s our chance,” said Dave, “Let’s go!”
“But, shouldn’t we sav—Ihow do you know there’s only one shark?”
“Because Huffnagel’s a low level villain, come on, before the shark’s finished her off.”
The group jumped into the water, a few feet downstream and safely swam to the other side, where th ■ ■
ed with die unpleasant reality of their circumstances. Standing in front of diem was a black fortress which t 7 r 7^"
the clouds, so high, in fact, diat it appeared to eclipse die sun, as no light shown down dirough die skv T1 - - - —V 7 int°
though, in die form of 1000 glowing eyes, glowing 1000 different shades of red, which appeared to be is 117 7 " ,S
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fortress as die mortar mid stone. In the silent moments, too, when the group was not speaking, there w'q
the noise silence makes in dark rooms mid shadows, in moments when sound, any sound, would provide7
n?ISe—
roared like an oppressive Blunder until nobody could muster die courage to speak miodier sound
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The group stood in silence, gazing widi lamenting eyes, what lay ahead of diem, until Tonv I 1
silence more dimi miytiiing in die known universe, clapped his hands mid laughed in diat way onlv 1’
rigid hmid clap, mid die diree part scale of laughter, Ha ha ha, in a ‘la ti do’ fashion. Moments later
S^ort’
sound, a loud rumbling heard over a low moan, it was a sound so great that die earth itself seenie 11 'T 7 " ‘Ulo^ler
the large black gate which closely resembled die gate of Mordor, (but wasn’t) swung open.
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“Fine,” said Annie quite begrudgingly, “let’s just freakin’go ”
With dial the group walked through die fortress gates and into the m.;
glowed fuchsia in die moonlight. There were countless corridors &lt;™ttr . i
coinpound-:U1 obsidian casde which
them all would take our heroes far beyond dieir mortal lives.
C ” tOnSI uent y’ so many ’n dlct&gt; diat to explore
Thankfully, diough, as if by an act of fate, our heroes heard a loud scream bellow from
one of die several, many halls.
“That sounded like Dr. Farrell” exclaimed Tony.
-Well then, all we have to do is trace the echo, and we will find her, no doubt," said Dave, stroking his beard,
which had conveniently grown long, like the beard of a professor from die 19,50s.
The group, which by now had stopped questioning Dave’s version of logic, as to prevent long drawn out debates,
simply nodded and began to walk down the longest corridor of them all, or at least, diey assumed to be the longest corri­
dor, given dieir genend lack of exploring the others.
“God this is a long corridor,” Annie panted, out of breath from the apparent miles tliey had traveled following die
scream.
Thankf ully, as she uttered those words, the corridor ended, revealing a massive coliseum. In die middle, chained
to a chair, was Dr. Farrell, screaming like a maniac. Surrounding her were hideous beasts with eight amis and seven legs.
“There’s something strange about these things,” said Tony, “And no, it isn’t die whole arms and legs tiling, it’s their
existence, it, it’s like tliey don’t really exist, I mean, I see them, but I can’t understand why diey are there. They are diem,
and diey are what it is.”
“Tony, that’s it!” exclaimed Dave, “they are the dangling modifiers; Dr. Farrell’s greatest fear, you know, vague
pronouns. We need to rescue her before they break her will to live.
“And, just how exactly are we supposed to do tliat, Annie asked ihetoiicalii.
“Really Annie? Haven’t you learned yet, I already have the answer,” said Dave in his most pompous tone
We
* feu by .Ling them. You can't be vague if you are ide.rtif.ed, » si"''“
they approach, call them by a real name. if you caul drink of one, just remember 77,e N^gofaL-.

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g’eat ones m there.”
i diem and widi every Penelope, Mugtuk, Razillion,
Sure enough, die group called the danglingino(llllcI s
‘ . st;UK’ling i„ our heroes’ way.
Uld Bob, they vanished into tine nothingness. Soon, theie w&lt;
Until, of course, there was something standing m d*n
ed
“What—who, is diat that blocking us from Dr. Farr
“It is I, Horatio Huffnagel, mid you, who are you?
Huffnagel, his long dark cape and black mask cover“My name’s—“ Tony began to speak, but was interrupted bj n
,US his principle features. '
. t vou vvill be is dead!” Huffnagel proclaimed, with a self“It was rhetorical! I don’t care who you are, because w
c°ngratulatoryair.
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“Before this goes on too long can we just establish how us
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di i
^ludl is however, Tony was brillimit at at e s » opponent’s boar •
Mmet of Huffnagel, a mirrored glare which revealed to °l

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Tony lead off with a miss, just to ensure diat Huffnagel would not suspect

cjever ruse afoot. Huffnagel, howev-

er, landed a hit, and a small, yet deep cut emerged on Tony’s right arm.
“Damn diat hurts!” Tony screamed. This time Tony landed his m&lt; •
use(| jn .^un on the one he hit, and
Unfortunately for Tony, Huffnagel, instead of searching for other s nj ■,
did, in fact, sink the patrol boat resulting in die dismembering of Toni s c iai
dead yet”, and landed anothei
Tony, however would not be deterred, and in a confident i oice scieamc
■ ■ r tn face red peg after red peg. Soon, Hulfhit
Huffnagel continued to miss die rest of Tony’s ships, while continuing
impounded by his inability to mark
nagel was armless; then a footless stump, shouting miss after miss—his inaccuiaci cc
where he had already fired.
«H11fTnlgel for centuries, I assume, you have
After a grueling bloodletting, Tony was ready to lire his Imai shot. Hunnage ,
one ;uined) I suggest
left diis kingdom in blood and darkness, I have no desire to continue this lieiu , even as
peace. Simply release Dr. Farrell, and allow this land to return to light.”
i-io-hts of the room, and soon a very
After diese words, a great laugh and applause echoed down from the daikes
„
traVeler in many
old, small man with a tinfoil hat and large, rose colored glasses appeared before the n. Xou &lt;u
centuries to past the first test of this world—all those before you end up like my Huflnage &lt; ecoj, an
But you, good sir, showed mercy, and proved that people are still good and that this land can return to Ugnt. 1, m
&lt;
Huffnagel, shall release this world and your friend. You have restored my faith in this world, a ait i os cen lies &lt;
&lt;
King Nixonaquabarrier reigned over this land. He was an evil man, who stole from all of us, blinding us wi i 1g i " ii e
claiming that he was ‘not a crook.’ I never meant to keep this place a world of darkness, but I mislead my own spe , anc
ensured that only a true hero could break it, and well, I guess it could not have been all that right, sine e you, 1 buy o —
wherever, were chosen, I guess half-heroes are good enough. Thank you, dudes and dudettes and may this land again be

light and groovy.”
With that, Huffnagel disappeared into a ball of odd smelling smoke, Dr. Farrell was heed, and Al was drifting toward them, a smile on his face.
Where will our heroes fly to next? Find out in our next installment.
Incongruence in Structure, Plot, and Poetic Voice... Continued from page 14...

The principle difference, then, between the Rita Dove and Contee Cullen poem lay in the application of structure.
Both of the authors’ narrators are able to furnish a home well, but Cullen’s narrator is able to build the house so that die
furnishings can define the room.
On Poetic Voice
"A poet's work is to name the unnamable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and
stop it going to sleep”-Salman Rushdie.
Consider, for a moment, the weight of the poet’s enterprise. Ponder, in earnest over die enormitv of the task to
construct, as a newborn staggering out of a cave for the first time, an identity and voice-nnt fXrir i . r
people, a culture; this is the role of the poet. It is a heavy burden, no doubt one which m uiv wonl 1^ t
a.natl°n’
but you, as a poet have agreed to this challenge, as this is the poet’s doctrine, one would ? . 7
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own client, nor would a doctor take the oath if the desire was to murder patients and •
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die desire is not to uphold the poetic doctrine . Poetry is, like law and medicine a nr f 1 ‘S’
should not write il
and fail is to glow and learn, but to violate the code, to blatantly ignore the ultimate jo"^ned "^dl arl’and to "T’tc
license revocation without future considerations.
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We, as critics or writers of poetry, must ask ourselves “does die poem con h
to a structure, and is diat argument valid or are die words hollow and meaningle -'i” u U1 arg?ment ’n relation in relation
meaning must be judged not by how the poem affected you, but how its meaning w ’ll11! ' Special note to the writer, here,
the difficulty of making this judgment, die following are examples of what I would"] . Iece,ved l)y dle audience.) Noting
the ultimate goals of die practice.
(eem poems which do not adhere to

Longing
Matthew Arnold
Come to me in my dreams, and then
By day I shall be well again'
For so die night will more d,
than pay
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Hie poem itself is not necessarily a bad text, it maintains its structure, and that structure is reinforced by the speak­
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walled in, and any meaning w hie h may be dei ived is as equally trapped widiin the ancient, but strong walls of love poetry.
I he poem does not make you think, it does not make you feel, and it does not encourage you to act, thus die poem says
nothing as you leave it unengaged and uninterested from an intellectual perspective.
1 he successful poem, however, engages the reader, and to demonstrate diat any subject can conjure intellectual
stimulation, I will juxtapose die previous poem with another love poem.
Delight in Disorder
by Robert Herrick
A sweet disorder in the dress
Kindles in clothes a wantonness:
A lawn about tire shoulders thrown
Into a hire distractionArr erring lace, w hich here and there
Enthrals the crimson stomacherA cuff neglectful, and thereby
Ribbands to how confusedlyA winning wave, deserving note,
In the tempestuous petticoatA careless shoe-str ing, in whose tie
I see a wild civility—
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of the ideal woman. The reader, by
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Hey there all of you creative writers. Do you have an idea for a story th.it you
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Local Events
By Tony Thomas
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o The Universitv of Scranton will be having their annual spring book sale April 28, 9 a.m.-9 p.m., ant pn
, noon-4
pan. The sale will be located on the fifth fl&lt;x&gt;r in the Heritage Room, of the Weinberg Memorial Library. Book pnees

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Wilkes alums Eric Wagner and Rob Bums along with Mike Bums recently opened Maers BBQ Oil the Square. The
restaurant features a menu full of barbecue classics such as bbq brisket and ribs. All ol the baibeque is smo e&lt; in
house. They are open Tuesday-Thursday 7am-10pm, Friday and Saturday 7am-3am, and Sunday 7am- pm.
The 2012 NEPA Rainbow Awards Gala will be held April 28"’ at the Radisson Hotel in Scranton. The event honors
outstanding individuals, organizations, and business that make Northeast Pennsylvania a bettei place toi membeis of
tire LGBTQ conununity. Tickets can be purchased at http://rainbowawiuils.org.
John and Teresa Qin opened Akeno Sushi in downtown Wilkes-Ban e soon. I he restaurant is located in die I Universi­
ty Coiners complex in die space formerly occupied by Bonvie’s Beefy King restaurant.
Wilkes University’s Office of Diversity Initiatives and NEPADEC invited Alina Fernandez, the daughter ol Fidel Cas­
tro, to campus to speak about her experiences grow ing up in Cuba. She spoke at Stark Learning Center room 101 on
Thursday, March 22nd at 7 pm.

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10. He has the distinction of winning die most Booker Aw ards with three.

Sailman Rushdie Cancels Indian Visit
By Tony Thomas
Sir Salman Rushdie was set to speak at Jaipur, India’s hu gest litenuy festival until death threats forced him to pull
out of the event. Rushdie was informed that assassins hired by the Mumbai underworld were planning an attack on him
with die intent ol killing him. Sir Rushdie expressed some doubts over the intelligence, but decided tint the wise choice
would lie to not put himself or festival-goers at nsk. Instead, he delivered his speech via a live video feed A few d ivs after
receiving the threats, Rushdie now beheves that Rajasthan police lied to him in an attempt to keep front Irin, attending the
event. Rushdie attended die 2007 Jaipur festival widiout incident.
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