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                    <text>Vol. XXXV
No. 21
April 22, 1983

Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18766

Administration Ignores Attempts
To Retain Stu dent Center Director

WHAT A MAN! In deference to the infamous male ego, a decision was recently made to lower the basketball nets outside of
Pickering Hall. Students can now live out their basketball fan tasies by dunking to their hearts' content. Scott Bruggeworth demonstrates his technique.

by Rebecca Whitman
Despite attempts by Student
Goveni.mem to save the pos.ition of
Director of the Student Center Assistant Housing Director, the administration has decided to eliminate this job only two years after it
was created.
The position is currently held by
Jay Tucker; however, the College administration had planned all semester to absorb the position at the end
of the school year.
Citing financial reasons , President Capin reported that both the
job of Tucker and the position of
media coordinator would be eliminated.
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In an effort to save the director of
student center - assistant housing
director position , SG President
Elaine Kerchusky went to the administration with a plan that stated
that by raising the student activity
fee $2 a semester, SG would be able
to pay half the salary of the job.
· This offer was rejected .
Students involved in the Student
Center had various reactions to the
administration's decision . Naomi
Harris, mem ber of the Student Center Board , saw the decision as shortsighted . "The Student Center will
revert back to the way it used to be;
I'm afraid nothing will get done,"
stated Harris.
Another member of the board ,
Cress Shallers, stated, "The administration appears to be unaware, un-

informed and unrealistic about the
situation, and the outcome will definitely be negative. l hope I get out
of here before this place falls apart."
Ralph Pringle had a more optimistic view, "I think there will be an
added burden on members of the
board to try and fill Jay 's shoes but
with a little luck and a lot of hard
work, we can keep the SCB the way
it is."
Before Tuckers arrival, the Student Center was run by a board of
students : director, personnel direc-

tor, treasurer and secretary, and a
representative of each of the major
student organizations on campus ,
SG, IRHC and CC. Pringle reported
that this is the system the center will
go back to.
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In the absence of a director, the
SCB will b~ given a faculty advisor.
The SCB currently sponsors the
school's ski trip!\, white water rafting
excur~ions and occasionally other
trips including the upcoming trip to
Atlantic City. They are also in charge
of the Cavern .

SG Announces Results .
Of

Parking

uy Rebecca Whitman
Results of the examination of the
procedures used to allocate oncampus parking spaces by an SG appointed committee have been announced.
Elaine Kerchusky, Student Government president, was asked in
February to set up a neutral committee of students who would review
the present policies. The request
came after students, upset because
their parking permit had been revoked, demanded an investigation
of the perm it allocation procedures
and a review of the comm ittee that
determined who received the muchsought-aft~r resident student parking spaces. They sighted possible fa-

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voritism in the allotment of spaces as
their grievance .
IRHC had been hesitant to cooperate, at first, citing that the policy
on parking had been stiffened that
very year because of complaints the
year before .
Faced with only 37 spaces and 98
applications, this year's committee
called some students in an effort to
get them to car pool to their destinations. Approximately 25 of the 37

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Results
Lack Of Interest In Future Staff Positions·
Threatens The Amnicola
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been announced. T he following are the officers for
the 1984, 1985, and 1986
classes:

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by Buddy Sutliff
Unless at leasr six interested people come forward in the next few
days, there will be no yearbook next
year.
For the first time in the h istory of
Wilkes College , there is the possibility that a graduating class, in this
case, the class of 1984, will not have
a senior yearbook to take with them
when they leave ~he school.
Apparentl y, there was very poor
response to the announcement that
applications were available. Interv.iews for the positions had to be cancelled when only two qualified people applied for any of the available
editor-ships .
Members of this year's Amnicola
staff cited poor publicity as one of
the reasons no one applied. "I think
the only ad we placed was that littlt

one in The Beacon, " stated Scot Ellis, Amnicola assistant photography
editor. Ellis went on to say that the
way the scholarships are broken u p
fo r the coming year may have put
some people off.
Applications for the following positions are available at the Amntcola
office on the second floor of the Student Center and at Dr. Fuller's office, Room 204 Conyngham Annex:
2 co-ed itors ('lisual and copy)
3 / 8 scholarship each
art edi tor - 1/ 4 scholarship
photography editor 1 / 4 scholarship
assistant photography editor 1 / 8 scholarship
business manager I/ 8 scholarship
A,&gt;plicatiors must be returned by
April 29

Class of 1984:
President .. . .. . Jim Volpi
Vice President ..... . Paul
Giovanazzo
Secretary . J eanne Murphy
Treasurer . Cathy Schaffer
Class of 1985:
President ..... Ellen Mary
Theresa McDermott
Vice President ... . Joseph
Morrissey
Class of 1986:
President . ... . .. Stephen
DiMarco
Vice Presiden t ...... Lisa
Delong
Secretary .. . . Colleen McCa ughley
Treasurer ... Dave Hudak
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Real®
News
by Andrea Hincken
Bah:, 81,y Weighs in At 16 lbs.
Las t Wedn esday, in New J ersey, a baby boy was born weighing 16
pounds , 6 ounces .
"He 's a real bruiser, " said Patricia Clark , 25 the mother of the baby,
Kevin Robert Clark . He was the largest baby ever born in the Commu nity
Memorial Hosp1tal. "He's hard for me to handle, so the nu rses help me
with him . But he's really cute and we love him just the same as if he were
a Ii ttle guy.
Despite his larger size!', doctors found him to be in perfect health'.
Kevin, who was 25 inches long, was born at 3:30 p .m. , 2½ weeks overdue.
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Moscow Calls New MX Idea 'Sinister'
The U.S. 's recent proposal for an MX Missile system is a " rather sinister" step ahead in an increasingly dangerous arms race, a leading Soviet
arms control specialist said .
But the specialist , Oleg Bykov, said that the Soviets are planning their
own new missile that woufd counter the U.S. deployment of the MX .
"Of course , it takes two to make an arms race . We will respond ," said
Bykov, Acting Director of the Institute on the World Economy and International Relations .

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Gasoline Will Cost You More
Oil companies have completed another round of price increases to gasoline dealers and distribut , ,r., in an attempt to revitalize profitability to
refin ing and marketing operation harmed by earlier price wars .
The hike, as much as 4 cents a gallon, came on top of the nickel-agallon rise in federal gasoline taxes that took effect April 1.
According to Dan Landberg , publisher of the Landberg Letter which
keeps track of gasoline price at 17 ,000 service stations nation wide said '' it
is almost inevitable" that the wholesale cost increases as well as the full
tax increase will be passed on to customers at the pump.

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Reagan's Taxes $292,616 On Income Of $741,253
Last year President Reagan 's income was $741,253 - nearly four times
his annual salary, and he paid 39 percent in federal income taxes , according to the president's tax return disclosed Friday.
Similar to millions of other taxpayers, ·he ended up owing Uncle Sam
money and sent a check for $124,582 to meet his tax bill of $292,616.

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Attenborough Skips Segregated Premiere
The director of "Gandhi," Sir Richard Attenborough, said last week
that if he attended a South African debut it would be a multiracial showing in an Indian township .
His earlier plans to go to a segregated premire-banning blacks, Indians
and other non-whites for the showing of the film about Mohandas K.
Gandhi, an Indian hero has caused an international uproar.

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Hardl y an infern o. but
still a fire. The W ilk i:sBarr e Fire Depart m ent ·
had to be called in last
Sa t ur day w h en the shed
h ousing the school ' · k i1 n
caugh t fire. ·

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Three Student Groups Present
Fund Requests To SG
by Donna Nitka
Monday night 's Student Govern ment meeting was opened with four
fund requests . Three groups were
present for the first readings of their
requests ; while one was there for the
second reading and su bsequent vote
on the request. ·
Dan Cuscela of the Wilkes Bar
Bell Club asked the Council for
$100. He noted chat this money
would be used to acquire the services
of Dave Ebert, an area bodybuilder,
as guest poser for the club's upcoming Mr. Wilkes contest.
Jim Johnson requested $273.75
for the George Elliot Memorial Boxing Night . The money would be
used to purchase mouthpieces and
shim for the boxing participants.
Sterling Hall's Bill McCann asked
for $185 to help sponsor a five-man

team tn the Wilkes-King 's EBA
pizza-eating challenge. He reminded everyone that pact of the
proceeds of the event will go to the
Big Brothers/Big Sisters organization .
A second reading of the Student
Center Board 's request for $300 was
made . The money was requested to
partially subsidize the cost of a whitewater rafting trip on May 16. The
motion passed unanimously.
Under new business, President
Cap in ' s decision not to reinstate the
postt1on of assistant Housing
direnor / Student Center d irector
was discussed . Both Ehine Kerchusky and Bill Lourie stated that
despite the defeat , students
shouldn't be disheartened ; they had
handled the situation in the best

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THE ASSOCIATE DEAN . OF
STUDENTS at Brown U. was demoted and fined after he admitted rigging a housing lottery an
giving out confidential lists of
students' names to help a local

travel agency. A rt n ur Gallagher
will remain director of residence
life , and has apologized for his
activity.
The investigation of
Gallagher was triggered hy a student newspaper report.

Monday
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Chicken Noodle Soup

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way possible . Stacy Keeley commented that SG shouldn't allow the
progress in organizing activities the.
Student Center Board has made to
be lost. Dave Talenti suggested the
possibility of an SG committee that
would work with the Student Center
Board in planning such activities.
This suggestion received an enthusi astic response .
SG president Ralph Pringle announced that he has chosen Dave
Talenti as his parliamentarian. Talenti served as this year's parliamentarian .
The proposed constitution of the .
Wilkes College Radio Club was
passed by a vote of 14-0-4.
CC and IRHC are sponsoring a
Student Center Party on Friday. The
tentative theme is " Beach Party."

Friday
Corn Beef on Rye
Cream of Mushroom

Winning team of 5 eaters gets:
Pizza Party catered by DOMINO'S
20 Free Pizzas-100 Free Cokes

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Health Sciences Symposium On April 29
Catherine DeAngelis Harris,
M.D ., professor of Pediatrics,Johns
Hopkins Hospital , Maryland, and
William Raub , Ph.D :, Associate Director for Extram ural Research and
Training, National Institutes of
Health , Bethesda , will be among
the speakers at the Wilkes College
Health Sciences Symposium on
April 29.
Both Dr. Harris and Dr. Raub are
graduates of Wilkes College . Dr.
Harris earned the baccalaureate degree in 1965; she then attended the
University of Pittsburgh School of

Medicine , and was awarded the
Doctor of Medicine degree in 1969 .
Ir 107 '\ . &lt;he grad uated from the
H\lrvard Graduate School of Public
Health with an M. P. H . degree in
Health Services Administration
(NIH Fellowship .)
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Raub earned the A.B. at Wilkes
in 1961, and his doctorate from the
University of Pennsylvania in 1965.
Prior_ to his present position, Dr.
Raub was Associate D irector for Exrrainura! and Collaborative Programs of the National Eye Institute
of NIH.

Physics Convention Held At Wilkes
Radio a5,ronomer Dr. M!l.rtha P.
H ay nes, assistant dire( tor for Green
Bank Operations and associate scientist fo r the National. Radio Astronomy Observatory in West Virginia, will be the keynote speaker at
the Convention of Physics Teachers
which is being held today at Wilkes
College. The lecture , open to the
public , will begin at 4 p.m. in Room
1 of the Stark Learning Center.
Haynes will present her lecture on
"Extragalactic Sociology : The Influence of Environment on the Evolution of Galaxies. " According to
Haynes , the National Radio Astronomy Observatory "has been cooperating with othe r observatories in a
study of the near-by galaxies. Most
of these galaxies, she said, are associated with neighbors. O ur own galaxy, the Milky Way, appears to be at
the tip of a cloud of galaxies extending all the way to an immense cluster
of galaxies in the constellation Coma
Berenices, near Leo and Bootes. ''
In her lecture, Haynes will show
how galaxies interact and reveal

some of the peculiar things see~ in
the ' realm of the galaxies' .
Haynes received her B.A. in astronomy and physics from Wellesley
College and her M.A. and Ph.D . in
astronomy from Indiana University.
She was the recipient of the John.
Charles Duncan Prize in Astronomy
( 1973) and • is a member of the
American Association for the ad vancement of Science , th e American
Astronomical Society and Sigma Xi.
The Physics Teachers Convention
will feature another lecture at 8: 15
p .m. in Room I of the Stark Learning Center on " The Disappearance
of Ordinary Matter: The Birth •and
Death of the Univ_erse. '' The presentation will be given by Dr. John
Learned of the University of H awaii .
On Saturday morning at 11 , John
J ohnston of Nanuet H igh School in
New York , will present "More Original Physics Dem onstrations" in
the Stark Learning Center, Room
! 66
The entire conference is open to
the public .

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Applications At Amnicola Office

The symposi um , "Is Health Care
He:dthy: The Politics of Medicine,"
will begin with registration at 8:30
a.ru . in the Center for the Performing Arcs .
Three Category I Continuing
Medical Education Credits will be
available to physicians who attend
the special event, which wiB con clude with a luncheon at 12:45.
Distinguished speakers will include Sheldon Cohen, M.D., Director Immunology: Allergic and Immunologic
Diseases
Progr.1m ,
National Insti tutes of Health ; Edmund Pellegrino , M .D ., professor
,,f medicine Georgetown University;
and Samuel Gorovitz , Ph .D ., professo r of philosophy, University of
M:i:·yland .
Further information may be obtained by calling 824-4651, Extension 25 0 .

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Behold, the dreaded box. Students taking part in the lottery system for
choosing new rooms for the 1983-84 school year must pick a number from
this box . This determines in what order they get to choose a room. Two
lotteries are being held this year. The first is for those students forced to leave
their halls because they were b~ing closed, such as Chapman, Hollenback,
Gore and Dana. The second lottery is simply for those students who wish to
move to another residence hall.

Analysis Results

Parking

continuectfrom page 1
parking applications and decisions eluded in the application will be a
photostat of registration with ownand decided that changes in the sysership of the car being limited to the
tem had ro be made . "No one got
student or his or her parents.
rejected or kicked out or anything,"
A point system has also been instistated Kerchusky. It is late in the
year to cell someone their parking . cured. Points will be given for the
reasons a permit is required : miles
stickn is being revoked .
traveled , whether or not public
Ir was decided that IRHC would
me a new system of distribution. transportation is available, and if
Perforated app lications with permits students ace carpooling.
These clianges will go into effect
would be given our by student numnext year within the first week of
ber. This should eliminate favoritism in awarding permits , since the classes, so that nursing f]1ajors can
pe rmits will be decided without fi nd our where their clinicals are beknowing who the applicants are un- fo re fi ll ing out the parking applicati l the final decision is m ade . In- n ons.

spa• ·_, went to nu rsing majors , with
RAs and student teachers getting
the rest .
The IRHC parking committee
consisted of Kirk Forman, the commi ttee chairman , .a nd IRHC officers
Marge LeBlanc, Stacy Lipman ,
Noami Harris, Lori Kocur and Sandi
Barrels.
Kerchusky appointed the group
that, would review the parking committee' s decision . It included the
members of the parking committee,
Kerchusky, Leigh Majors, D ave Kalinowski, and Shelley Urban .
The Committee reviewed the

City Zoning Might Centralize Wilkes
general fee ling char we event uall y
wil ' . ,. , aid Shaw . He added that the
relauonship between the city and
rhr College is " excellent. "
All Wilkes buildings on the three
blocks contained within West
Northampton Street and West Ross
Street and between Wc:,L River,
River, and South Franklin Streets are
under S- 1 d istrict zoning. The S- 1,
or spe,ial purpose zoning, is a special di,trict for educational purposes . The main college ~uild ings

by Sean P. Connolly'
Dr. Andrew Shaw, dean of Management, said that zoning is the
city's tool of planning and it m ight
have an effect on the future physical
area of the College.
Shaw said the city is "always"
putting pressure on the college to
centralize , bur the pressure is not direct . "No one tells us to m ove into
the three S-1 blocks, bur there is a

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on the three blocks are Stark Learning Center, the Center for the Performi ng Ans., and° Pickering H all.
The gymnasium and Weckesser Hall
are also zoned in S-1 districts .
The block between West Market
Street and West Northampton
Street is an S-2 or '' office zoning district. " ·Parrish , Chapm an , and McClintock H alls are some of the college buildings located on the S-2
block.
" If someone offered to buy 1 arrish for the right price, I think the
College should sell it ," said Shaw.
H e added that if enrollment drops as
expected, a more centralized campus could increase "school interaction.''

Shaw defined the description of ·
"highly taxable properties" at
Wi lkes. " None of our properties are
taxed. They only have the potential
of being taxed if they' re sold,'' said
Shaw . He said if Parrish and Chapm an were sold, the city could collect
1 taxes on the buildings which are located in a S-2 d istrict .
The general agreement to centralize W ilkes was m ade verbally years
ago . Shaw said , " The f!lOVe may
happen this year, next year, or in 10
years. I don ' t know. "

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Page 4, The Beacon, April 22, 1983

Corner

My elbows are freezing .
My elbows usualiy are not prone to be antagonistic toward the rest of my anatomy, but for the past two weeks,
those little suckers have had a mind of their own; they,
along with the entire lengths of my goose-fleshed forearm s,
refuse to warm up .
I don 't pretend to be ignorant of the cause of this misfortune. The reason my blue-toned epidermis is doing its little
Antarctic reaction simulations is simple: for the past two
weeks, i-t has been colder than a Congressman 's conscience
outside, and inteHigent little me has been decked out in
two-year-old spring fashions . I have been mercilessly exposing my elbows to the elements, and they have re.belled .
Now, I don 't know about everybody else, but I just sortof assumed that when the fifteenth of April passed by, one
could expect td"vvave bye-bye to igloo weather. I was wrong ,
and I'd just like to say that I don't particularly enjoy driving
through fourteen inches of snow just so I can smell the tulips . The tulips aren't too happy about the whele situat ion
either (how would like to spend eight months alone in your
bed, and only to wake up to a cold shower?).
Last Sunday, while visiting parents and soon-to-be fresh men were casually strolling the grounds of Wilkes College
on Visitation Day, Wilkes upperclassmen (and women) exploded outdoors to soak up greedily the warm sunshine and
mild weather. It seemed that spring antics had offi&lt;-ially begun : virile young men in cut•off jersies proudly exposed
bulging bi&lt;:eps to the casual observance of co-eds ; frisbees
flew thick and furiously along the River Common , propelled by nimble athletic types wearing shorts and t-shirts ; a
few Wilkes TOR (Thighs Daringly Revealed) women , eager
t" begin ba~ting themselves early for the Grea:t Summer
'fan, ~ r,ed. lily-white legs to the tepid rays of the spfi,a g sun;
joggers wherzed along River Street, self-conscious oft-heir
wiater lndres. "What a glorious ~ting day," thQUght I.

Ha.

Twenty-four hours later, walking to class, I was sloshing
my summer-weight pants through six inches of cold rainwater and muttering really obscene things about weathermen
who apparently obtained their professional experience from
such prestigious institutions as Joe 's Meteorological Prediction Center/Bar, Grill , and Auto Repair.
0 .K., so I know that the T. V. weathermen (weatherpeople?) don 't get their jollies by sitting around decked out in
little pointy wizards ' hats and trying to conjure up foul
weather to plague mankind and newly washed cars (maybe
some meteorologists do , but I' m sure it's on their own time
behind closed doors). I know that these hum ble employees
of the broadcasting networks who net more income yearly
than I' 11 ever see merely report existing weather conditions;
they don 't control those conditions . These industrious people nightly display to me colorful charts with names like
" Sky Warn Radar," complicated computer thingies that
look like graphs given consciousness, and cute little features
like " The Great Fish Forecast." Well guys, let me tell ya: I
,really enjoy all the pretty little pictures you draw for me
every night, but if you really want to impress me, do something. Don 't just stand there pointing to a florescent video
monitor and spouting info about highs and lows , ups and
downs, fronts and backs . Give me my tulips back and I'll
really be interested.
Warm up my elbows, and then we 'll talk.
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Conservative Comment
by Stephen K. Urbanski
andJamesJ. Hag.gerty,Jr.
tion, or JUSt as a clever ploy to end
lished tri-millennially in Dried-Up
The other day, when we .;at down
the column fo r the week, we don 't
Falls , Arizona (although at the time
to ponder the explosive issues that know) . This all-encompassing soluof the last publication, it was Falls ,
might be covered in this week' s tion would not only solve our ecoArizona).
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woes;
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beflefits
The information we stumbled
column , we came to an agreement .
There has to be one simple solution would spill over into the area of enupon was startling. Elected officials,
that will cover all the problems now ergy conservation , therefore. helping • on the average, weigh 17 .893 perfacing our great nation , but before
to reduce our increasing eftergy cent more than the average citizen.
we set out to find this solution, we needs. The proposal that we submit
Futhermore, big spenders weigh , on
must identify the problems. After for your approval has three steps.
the average, 18.312 percent more
searching high and low , and con- First , all big spenders must be identhan the average elected official.
suiting some of the average citizens, tified . They cafl be identified by the
' 'Therefore ,'' the magazine states,
here's our conclusion : the root of all foll owing method : Any elected offi"the average big spender maintains
the problems in the counuy come cial who thinks that the best way to
about 39.482 per cent more heat
from inflationary big spending by solve a pFoblem is by !hrowing
thaA the average citizen ." Interestthe federal·government .
money at it , and applying new feding facts indeed!
For the past 50 years , big spenders era! regulations , is definitely a big
After blowi-ng the dust off some
have controlled Congress . MO&amp;t of spender. Second , the big spenders more pages , we discovered some adthe damage done to our economy
ditioaal information . The human
occurred between 1970 and 1980.
body is an excel1ent insulator. AcDuring this time, big speflding
cording to the journal's cover story,
flowished in government. The fed " Insulating for the Laymaa," it
era! budget rose 500 percent, and intakes 29 feet of wood, nine feet of
come taxes increased at an almost
stone , or 18 inches of fiberglass to
unbelievable pace . This Jed directly
stop as much heat, or progress for
to high inflation , increasing unemthat matter, as six inches of big
ployment , three recessions, and a
spending elected officials. The eflarge amount of federal regu lations .
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Much of the spending and regula~-'nastoun-ding . In one year, we tould
tion had tru ly nob_le intentions besave enough eriergy to heat 110 milhind _it. In fact, Lyndon Johnson's
lion homes on the odd days of the
"Great Society" had the no ble inyear, not including February 27th or
tention of eliminating poverty. Up
July 13th . The results came from exuntil the time of the "Great Socihaustive research conducted in the
ety," poverty had been going down ,
How to Serve Big Spending Elected
but when the effects of the "Great
Official's undergrou nd laboratory.
Society" ·came about, poverty actuThis could be the answer to most
ally increased . In the 1o ye:m pre•
of today's problems . Not often does
ceeding the
"Great Society,"
a solution have such advantageous
poverty fell 36 percent. In the 10
effects . Of course, to avoid any more
years following the ••Great Society,•,
federal spending, this program
poverty rose 15 percent among the
would be carried out entirely
general public and 30 percent must be gathered up and shipped to through private contributions from
·
among blac k Amencans
. Wh en so- six area processing centers . The loca- concerned citizens.
cial spending was 7 .6 percent of the tions of these plants are tenatively
Therefore , within the next deeGross National Product before the set at Boston, Philadelphia, A~- ade, our economy will have recov"Great Society," inflation was run- Janta , Chicago, Denver, and San ered from its po?r state, useless regning at about fo ur percent. After a Francisco. Then, the big spenders ulations will have been eliminated,
500 percent rise in federal spending, would be packaged and distributed and our dependence on foreign oil
the social spending rose to 13.1 per- to pre-selected homes and build- will have been decreased substancent of the Gross National Product, ings, for use as building insulation,
tially. Big spenders would never
and inflation was running at close to thereby conserving vast amounts of plague our country again.
15 percent . Throughout history, energy.
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when social spending was high, so
There was some question as to
Due to the recent criticisms of our
was inflation.
whether or not these processes comparison of the final conflict to a
Thus, a social agenda that had as would work. Of course, the big football game, we admit that we
its main objective the reduction of spenders would be eliminated , but were wrong. The final conflict
poverty, particularly for minorities, would the use of them as insulation should never be paralleled with a
succeeded in making it worse, and conserve any fuel ? Most of the infor- foo tball game; it resembles a polo
putting two million more black mation we needed came fro m the match much more cl9sely.
Americans below the poverty line . , little-known publication , How to
Any comments or criticisms are
A solution quickly came to mind · Serve Big Spending Elected 0/fi- welcome . Please write to us at The
(whether through divine interven - cials. This scholarly journal is pub- , Beacon.
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Student Expresses Concern
About Campus Attitudes
To rhe Ed ito r :
Bd11re 1 graduate and ex it fro lll
thi~ tine institution. there are. at
thi s t ime. two issues whi ch I would
lik&lt;' 'n ~rldn',,. Th e first is the
l,1c k
"f ,1 ude nt interest in
the !'n" ·1m·11 1,·n1 11f editorial pos iti ons
"11 thl' three student
publicatiom: and t he second is
the closing of va ri ous reside nce
halls around the ca mpus . These
two issues may be conside red as
trivial and inco nsequn et ial to m an v.
espec ial ly to graduating seni o.rs
like m yself; ho wever , I be lieve
th at each is hav ing a nd wi ll co nti n ue
to have in the future yea'l's an im portant effect upon W ilkes Co llege .
Con side ring m y curre nt pos ition
as the m an aging edi tor of Th e
Beacon and m y past a,sociat ions
with this nrgani n t inn . I wou ld n at ural lv Ix· rnn ce rnc"&lt;I about th e lack
of intere~t in the editorial pos ition s
on all of the st udent p ublications.
This Spring the number of applica nts for Beacon staff pos it ion s
was very small , and . as I unde rstand it . t he A mnicoln received
no applicat ions whatsoeve r. As f11r
the . Manu!crifit, I am totall y un
fa miliar with its editorial stat us f"r
next year . Such a lack of in terest
is both su r prising and distressing ,
h r t he edi tori al position s will still
carrv .som e am o unt of schola r , h ip , ompcnsation next yea r .
I
"""'' 1d think t hat this fac t alon:·
\1·11 uld be more than adequ ate in
n:nt ive to lu re the m a jo rit y of tht·
pcc uniar ily orien ted W ilkes C11!
le_ge students.
Considering how
woe ful t hr si t uation is t h is yea r .
I fear I hat I he worst will h appen the
foll11win c yea r when the re wi ll ht:

more stude n ts who were in college
111 order to receive an ed uca tion
and pan o f t hat education was in :
\·11h ·emen t in extracurri cular act i\ it it '.S. H oweve r . this is the 1980s,
and t here h&lt;t, evo lved a new breed
of co ll ege student. Today's college
st uden ts. due in part to th e uncer tain econo m ic condition s whic h o ur
nat ion is facing, are m ore pecun 1ardy on entc•cl I han in the past:
and co n ,;ecpk'l1t ly th ey are more
achieve m ent ,1riented
wel l. Back
in t he 196 0s and t he early 1970 s
a college degree was a n al m ost
certai n gurantee for empl oyment .
T hi s is not t he case today , for the re
~re mo~e and more people complet mg t he ir degrees . In the past, high
schoo l dipl om as we re comm&lt;;n
hut n ow college degrees are al m ost
as co mmo n . Wit ho ut the ass u rance
111 &lt;'m pl oym erit u pon graduat ion .
thl' co nscien t io us student is nnw
111, in · conce rn ed wit h GP A s th an
t·x_r racur_ri cula r act ivities . Any act •
iv1ty w~!ch de t racrs from stud y ti m e
1s sac rificed u n less there is some
fo rm of com pensation . Since the
c ost of a college education is con ti n ua ll y on the rise , t he best an d
on ly form o f com pen sa ti on is mon eiarv : I l~ liev~ th ~t the Co llege ad 111 rn 1s1 rat ion 1s ignorant of thi s
1ww tren d a, fa r as students a re con cern ed , and if some eyes arc not
ope ned , t h e student publica tions
will he doo med to extinction .
N ow to the matter o f the cl n,;{'d
res iden ce h alls . Th is iss ue . li k&lt;'
t he former . is centered in • (·con
nm ics. It coul d be referred to a~ a
st ruggle be tween aest het ics and
econo mics.
Th e adm in istmtion
ci tes escalating opera tion costs as
the primary reason for the closi ng
of the va rious reside nce halls. N n

11&lt;, ,c holarships offered at all. Th e
,t ud1·n1 publi ca tions will cea~&lt;' ' "
,·x1 , 1. at least as they do no\\' in
t t·rms of qualit y. once student,
are -asked to .fill editori a l position,
without receivin_g moneta rv com pen sation.
·
Due to the fact that the adminis trat ion has dec ided to eliminate the
editorial sch o larsh ips in t he futu re .
it is evide nt that th ey eit her be lieve that the publi cations will con tinue to ex ist at the sa m e level of
qu al ity in t he fut ure despite th e c ut s
c!r C';ltll d ca re less w heth er the pub licat ion s exi st o r not. I do not bel ieve th e latter is the case. fo r I
feel t h at t hey are aware of t he im portan ce of ·rhe pu bl icati 6n s as an
in tegral part of the total col lege ex per ien ce . A t least I would like to
believe thi s w be th e case . Therefore . the administra tio n. is of the
opin ion t h at t he publ ica tion s will
contin ue to exi st without the sch n l
arshi ps . Represen tat ives have rrtain
rained that in t he past , w_h en then ·
we re no sc ho larsh ips , the pu bl ica tions flouris hed: so t hey should
con t inue to do so in the fu tu re
when there are o nce agai n no sc hnl ar,hip,; . T hi s is a qu aint fo rm nf
ar.~um entat ion , but it is di stnrt C'd
ani.1 inconsisten t with realitv .
In th e pa,t . as ci ted by the ad mi n istration . t hat is th e 1960s
and the earl y 1970 s. sc holarships
for editori al position s were un necessa ry because th ere was a large
amo un t of st u dent interest a m on gst
1hose students who were inte rested
in educat ion fo r education's sa ke .
I would a,sume th at it h a, fo r the
mo st part been t he case that· the
more con scien t io us stude nts have
h_e en int e rested in st udent publ ica tions pos1 t10n s. Back in t he 1960s
an d the ea rl y 1970s th ere were

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. ~oun der 's H a ll m ay he more eff1 o en t th an the ol der bui ldi ngs ,
hut no on e with an y ~ mbl ance
nf taste can judge it to be more
aesthet ica ll y pleasi ng . Person ally ,
I find it to be li ttle m ore than a box
cnn st ru ted of bric ks ; it is a buildin g which can be found on almost
an y ot her co llege cam pus in A meri ca. I always t ho ugh t that W il kes
Co llege pri ded itself on its di stinctive and distinguish ed campus.
T h e fi ve or six mi llion squa nder ed fo r t he construction of Foun der 's
H all cou ld h ave been uti lized to
mai n tain and repai r the older resi den ce h alls instead of closing them .
Suc h a sum cou ld pay for yea rs of
fue l an d im provem ents. But since
th e clock ca nnot be turned back
I fea r that t he closing of th e res i:
den ce h alls will result in the de h ~tm an izing ?f W ilkes College : it
will become Just another sm all libe ral art s coll ege.

Thank You,
Ellen Van R iper ,
Ma naging Editor, Th e Beacon

MarianM , 0 .,
I'll a1'vAy&lt; remember the fun and in HS.

had at Barre

Becks

To the fonner Banc _.an bee of Scurdcvanc:
I hne neichcr fo'l(KIC11 you nor abandoned

Boss-Woman, Happy 22! (you geriauic, you)
I'm afraid I'm going 10 miss you terribly,
The Han: Apparent

Captain Q:
What ARE friends for?

.you. Foqioc me for my sclf-cen1en:d bchawior
ofbce.
HowardH:
We w:anl 10 pby l)(lker for hi1h stakes M&amp;M's wi1h pcanucs. Pick a time, we' re ready.
Donna

Amy.
llew2re of sophomoms beari1111ifcs.

Polo

missal.

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There once ..,.s a 1irl namm Brin. On wrcsders
she like 10 hit, But soon she lost face, She's a
social disgrace, And like "88" her name is
worth" · ' "!

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nne l ,. ;i Jc ny tlTe fact t hat th e (l)dt·r bu ildi ngs are not very fue l effi c ien t nor easy to mai nt ai n . Suc h
problems a re inhe rent of all older
, 1 ruct ures .
Stay ing w it hi n the
arena of econ omics. I wo ul d coun te r this fact wit h a conten ti on t hat
t he bui lding of Foun der 's H all was
unm'&lt;·t·ssary . In last week ' s issue
nf Th e Beacon , J ean Ada ms , the
ass istant d irector of ho using, was
quoted as say ing t hat t here were
presen t ly I 20 vaca ncies on campus
in t he residen ce h alls. J ay T ucker ,
I he director of t he St ude nt Cen ter
sai d th at on e of t he reason s for t hi ~
h igh number of vacancies was t he
opC' n in_g of Fou nder ' s H a ll whic h
ho uses I 71 st uden ts . Con s idering
t hl' fac, that the adm in ist ration is
pn·dict ing a pro lo nged en rollment
dcdi ne, th e bui lding of Foun de r 's
I la ll m ust be con si dered a, a frivo lo us expenditure . All it h a, clone
is force the closi ng of m ore aesthet icall y pleasing and histo ric bu ildings
and create a hug h numbe r o f resi den ce h all vacan c ies. A ll of I h i~
was h ad fo r the price of fi ve or ,ix
milli on doll ars .

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Feature Editor . . . . . . . ... ... . . . ...... ... . . Donna N nka
Co-Sports Editors . . . . . . . .. .... . .. . . .... Charles Yozwiak
Tim Williams
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Biana,
Take my heart, Take my lq, Oh baby don't
you take my . .. Heck, you C2R have 1ha1 100!
Forever Bbck and Blue,
Mick

HOWIE:
Put your M&amp;M 's where your mouth is!

Becky

Nikki, Unirm we stand, Divided we sin . ..
and sin and sin and sin . . . ARGHHH .

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Scientifically Speaking

Field Trip Deemed A Success

"I love the rain . .. " While most students on campus grumbled their ways through classes last week because of soggy
weather, others admitted that rainy days do have some good
points - like umbrella sharing. Rain and cold weather set in last
week to dampen spirits throughout the valley, as well as to create
some local small s_tream flooding problems.

by Melissa Meyers
If experience really is the best
teacher, th e Earth and Environm enta l Sciences Department certainly
kn ows how to teach its stud ents a lesson . On Friday, April 1, 24 students,
led by Dr. and Mrs. Mike Case, Dr.
Brian Redmond , and Ms. Judy Rasson , embarked on a four-day field
study to Assateague Island .
Assateague Island is a barrier island situated off the coast of Maryland and Virgin_ia. Often associated
with Chincoteague Island, Assateague is a popular vacation spot because of its beautiful beaches and fa mous wild ponies. Less appreciated
by tourists (but of great scientific in terest) is the diverse collection of
vegetation , wildlife , and geology
that the area exhibits. Assateague 's
complex environment makes it an
ideal site for the study of coastal geology and estuari an biology - precisely the focus of the field study.
Students condu'cted specific studies
:opics ranging from sand variations
and dune profiling to vegetation
and wildlife distribution . While carrying out their respective studies ,
students discovered that Assateague's complex ecosystem owed
much to its evolution as an island .
Originally, Assateague Island was
joined with Ocean City, Marylan&lt;l.
Periodic storms ripped inlets in the
island . which were subsequently
filled by material which was picked
up by I l;,l' longshore current and deposited m thevo1d . 1n 1955, a severe

storm separated the island into two
sectio ns : Ocean City to the nort h
and Assateague to the south . This
time , nature -was not given the
chance to repair the dam age. Jed d ies
were constructed between the islands to ca pture the sand before it
could be carried down the coast . In
th is way, Assateague Island w~ • :solated permanently. (A long-term effect of man 's "wisdom" : severe erosion of Assateague 's coastline ,
which has receded by more than
1000 feet in the last 35 years).
By 1935 , Assateague was established as a separate entity, and the
U.S. Government began to examine
its feas ibility as a national p ark . It
was not until 1965 that official
action was taken , and Assateague Island became Assateague National
Seashore . Today, the , island boasts
the largest flock of wild Snow G eese
in the world , a herd of 95 wild ponies, and unusual vegetation such as
elephant grass and the loblolly pine .
Its flora and fauna have developed
special adaptations to life on th e
static barrier island.
Another diverse ecosystem was
visited on Sunday, April 3. The
Chincoteague National Wildlifo
Refuge , established on the nearby
island of Chincoteague , is composed
of both coastal beach and wetlands.
The area serves as habitat for wildlife
such as horseshoe crabs , Snowy
Egrets, Great Blue Herons , and tiny
Sika deer. These species represent
only a ,mall fraction of the many

shellfish, waterfowl, and mamma ls
which inhabit the refuge .
Biology was hardl y the onl y focus
of the trip . Saturday, April 2, was
devoted to the study of the dy nami c
coastal geology of the area, an d the
effec ts of man's interference with it.
In and around Ocean City, condomini ti ms built on the primary dune
face imminent des truction. Th.e
dune serves as a kind of natural
" shock absorber " for the impact of
severe storms . As the dune m igrates
backward , the buildings are left to
face the full force of high winds,
tides and waves. These buildings
could meet the same fa te as several
expensive homes the group visited .
Built too near the ocean , the hom es
were literally destroyed by one powerful storm . Apparently'ignorant of
the significance of their coast 's d ynamic nature , residents and developers continue to build in the area .
On Monday, April 4, the fiel d
study terminated . After one last
look at the beautiful coastline, the
band returned home . W ith their experience , they had gained an appreciation for the unique en vironment _
of the seashore (as well as an appreciation for hot showers), and a tremendous sense of accomplishment.
Note: E.&amp;E .S. field studies are
open to all students at Wilkes, re gardless of major. The next field
.,tudy, Appalachian Geology, is being planned for Fall Break, 198 3.

Student Has A "Blast"
At Anti-Nuke Rally
by Sean P. Connolly
I know what you ' re thinking. Student activist? Nuclear protester?
Peace marcher? Me? Uh, no thanks .
I'm a business major, you know? I
don ' t want to get involved .
I felt the same way. Wh y d9 they
protest anyway ? I mean the sit-ins,
marches , and draft card burnings
went out in the '70s. I'm a good
American . I like big bombs that protect me and my mother, who incidently makes a great apple pie . I
have a career to think about now . I
don ' t have time to be out running
around making a stink about things
I can' t control. It's useless anyway.
Isn ' t it?
Saturday night I decided to find
out for m yself if it is useless . I
wanted to know who these people
are and what are they trying to d o . I
wanted to know if they were sincere
or if they were a bu nch of Jesusfreaks or left-over fl ower children or
something . So I posrponed m y
weekend beer comsum ption for a
couple hours and joined their m ovement . I was surprised .
W h en I arri ved at Stark 101 to see
che film Gods of Metal I was pretty
nervous. If you' re like me , you
did n 't even notice the ads for the
m arch , m ore less fo r the fi lm . 1 was
luck y enough to have so meone point

them out to me and convince me to
attend . There were about 20 people
scattered around the room. I
thought, "This is great. I'm going
to march with 20 , candle-holding
people to public square and protest .
People will think we're nuts . We'll
probably get mugged ." My nervousness turned into panic.
The film focused on world hunger
and how it could be eliminated if we
channelled our money properly. It
showed protesters withholding
taxes , refusing to register, and causing a scene outside a military installation. It d~a!t with religious and
moral aspects of the arms bu ild-up .
And it showed some stomachcrawling pictures of people who sur- ·
vived Hiroshima and Nagasak i.
I enjoyed the film . lt "grossed m e
out ," but it made me think . I'm
convinced that's wha.: coun ts. People should think, and not just passively accept governm ental decisions,
especially
concerning
somethi ng as important as n uclear
weapons.
After th e fi lm , my anxiety returned . It was too lace . I became one
of th em. There was no tu rning back.
I was nervous as I lit m y ca ndl e and
le :, the protective walls of Stark
Lo bby. We walked through Midto wn
Plaza and down South Main Stree t.

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Peo ple hon ked thei r horns, and a
carl oad of int oxicated yo uths n 1 istook us fo r Na zis. I thought I was
going to fain t.
I couldn ' t decide whether to stop
and tie my shoe for an hour, turn
and make a run for it, or go all the
way. When we turned the corner at
the Square m y fears disappeared. In
front of the bandstand stood at least
400 p eople holdi ng candles and
talki ng. I was extremely embarrassed fo r doubting the size of the
program , and not realizing tpe dedi -

ca uo11 of its supporters.
The service was an interfaith program with many religions represented . The King' s College Campus
Ministry Folk Group did a little
n umber and m ost of the people
joined in . Speeches were given by
church leaders, an d a coµ ple of prayers were said .
The service went well , desp ite a
few fros t-bite complai nts. I was surprised it didn't rain like it was supposed to , but ·1 guess someone
worked th at om . The p rogram in-

spirt:&lt;l me to learn about the arms
build-up and to care about it .
So , am I going to walk around
school with a peace sign on m y fore head , a " no-nukes ' t-shirt on, and a
protest sign in m y hand ? 1 don ' t
chink so. I do have a different attitude though . If someone asks m y
stand on nuclear weapons I won ' t
say, " I don't know. Ask someone
else. " I'm going to give it . Actuall y,
I hope we all get t.h e guts to take a
stand , whatever it m ay be. The possi bilities affect all of us.

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Philharmonic Holds Open
Auditions For Next Season
Musicians of professional symphonic capability are invited to audition for the Northeastern Pennsylvania Philharmonic on Sunday, May
15 , at the West Side Intermediate
School in Scranton. These auditions
are for two openings: principal bassoon and horn (second or fourth).
The Philharmonic , a·fully professional , unionized symphony orchestra based in Scranton and WilkesBarre, is now under the baton of
Hugh Wolff, who is also Associate
Conductor of the National Symphony. The orchestra 's 12th S&lt;·ason
will premiere September 30 and October 1 with Elizabeth Knighton ,
soprano, as guest artist. Subsequent
dates are October 28 and 29 , Best of

Broadway; December 16 and 1· he:
Three B's; January 28 Mozan ,
Vivaldi &amp; Peter and the Wolf; February 24 and 25 Teddy Wil~on , pianist ; March 30 and 3 LElmar Oliviera,
violinist and Christine Donahue , soprano ; April 27 and 28. Santiago Rodriguez , pianist , Ra.c hmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 3.
Musicians who wish to audition
should call the Philharmonic during
business hours, (717) 287-1916 or
(717) 34 2-0920 , immediately to
schedule an appointment or to receive additional information . Inquiries may also be made by mail to
Philharmonic, Box 71, Avoca, PA ,
18641.

by Donna Nitka
and Becky Whitman
Look, up in the sky. It's a bird , it's
a plane - oh my God, it's coming
right for us! This could easily be you r
reaction if you' re at the Avoca International Airport when Cadet Captain Mike Quinn takes off on one of
his t: ' JW infamous fl ying lessons .
"I always wanted to be a buzz.
boy," reports Quinn , " ever since I
was six years old and my dad took me
to see the Thunderbirds .' '
Well , that life-long dream is nearing reality (much to the dismay of
the American public) for Quinn is a
student in the AFROTC Flight Instruction Program .
Quinn repom that testing for the
program was grueling. Besides answering the normal test questions on
topics such as navigation, piloting,
math and verbal skills , Quinn was
required to prove his dexterity byshimmying up a hundred foot pole,
under hurricane conditions , to untangle the windsock . ' '. It was O .K.
until I got blown off the stupid pole
and into the windshield of the DC10," Quinn reported .
Thus far, Quinn has completed
four lessons (and destroyed four instructors). He's advanced from the
"basic stuff," such as straight flying
(flying without hitting mountains ,
i:_adio transmitters and other aircraft)
through climbs and descem, lu slow
flight and "touch and go" (we can ' t
even tell you about that one in the
paper.)
Quinn is especially excited about
his upcoming lesson-Strafing L
"This is what flying is Really all
about ," he commented .
Flight school instructors have requested that, after completing the
basic 13 hours of instruction, Quinn
be transferred "far, far away." Luckily, the Air Force has an advanced
training program at Luke Air Force
Base in Arizona .
Upon graduating from college.
Quinn will spend approximate' ·,
one year in undergraduate pilot
trai ning on an unknown base in the

Mcm, Got Another Nickel? The time ran out o~
this one. Captain Quinn prepares f'?r take off o_n his
most adventurous and fun-filled session yet,Strafmg I.
South, Southwest. lhe pentagon
refuses to disclose the location of this
area , but it is known that all inhabitants within a 500-mile radius will be
mov,~d .
·Quinn has pledged to give the
United States six years of service . In
return, the U.S. is offering him the
chance to become the first America·

kamikaze .
It 's not all work and no play, however. In his spare time , Quinn enjoys
making model battleships and stepping cin them . He also delights in
pulling the wings off of flys. Says
Qu inn , "Any winged insect will do ,
but flies are my favorite ."

13th Annual Earth Day Celebrates
Environmental Improvement
by Donna Nitka

En garde! Russell Curtis and Shawn Shaknas prepare to duel while a worried Becky Schmitt looks on in a scene from The Country Wife. Performances of the college theatre production will be held tonight and Saturday
night at 8 p .m. and Sunday afternoon at 2 p.m. in the CPA. Admission is
free with student ID .

Air pollution, toxic waste , acid
rain ... what is this world coming
to? Don' t despair, there is hope , and
that is what Earth Day is all about .
On April 22, 1970, th~ celebration of Earth Day was instituted in
the United States. At chis time,
more than 20 million people actively
demanded an increase in environmental quality.
The purpose of Earth Day, according to the EPA's Environment News,
is "to promote, educate, and celebrate the improvem,ent in environmental quality during the last dec.ide." It focuses on "the initiations
taking place in communities to im prove environmental quality and
protect natural resources .'' Th e
rr, ·,in concern, however, will be to

continue various efforts to improve
environmental quality by addressing such topics as the safe deposit of
toxic and hazardous substances , the
clean-up of chemical dumps, and reduction of soil erosion . Today, the
problem of toxic and hazardous
waste disposal is the second most serious environmental problem.
According to Dr. Mike Case,
chairman of the Earth an·d Environmental Science Department, Earth
Day is our opportunity to "correct
the mistakes of the past and recognize our ability to look into the fu.
ture and correct problems before
they occur." He noted that we must
recognize the fact that there are no
real environmental boundaries on
earth - pollution from one country
will ultimately affect other coun -

rries . The entire planet , in e,~cnrc .
is one interconnected system.
In keeping with the theme L f
Earth Day, the Earth and Environmental Science Club .sponsored an
Environmental Awareness Contest
among area high school students.
Students took a test to determine
their level of awareness and those
who scored highest received a cash
award .
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The E&amp;ES department is sponsoring its first annual Alumni-Student
Careers Party on Saturday, April 23,
in - the Annette Evans Alumni
House, in conjunction with E:,rth
Day. This event will present alumni
and students with an opportunity to
get together and discuss such things
as current environmental issues and
prospects in the job market .

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survey sponsored by the American
Council on Education and the University of California at Los Angeles.
The survey also indicated that
freshmen are more materialistic and
show less social concern than in past
years. Also an increasing number of
students say they approve of sex if
"people like each other," believe
abortion should be legalized and favor a national health care plan.
Data on career interest is considered important as it indicates the
valuesofsrudencsaswellasthepopularity of certai n careers.
"Since 1966, when 21.7 percent
of the entering freshmen were planning careers as schoolteachers, student interest has declined steadily to
the point where only 4.7 percent of
the 1982 freshmen aspire co teaching careers," says the report on the
survey, The American Freshmen:
National Norms for Fall 1982.
The serious shortages of teachers
have developed in fields such as
mathematics and science. This is
causingproblemsforschoolsystems
crying to fill vacancies.
" When these trends are viewed in
the light of other recent data about
prospective school teachers, the outlook for our education system is
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majors have much weaker academic
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tinued, " it appears chat we are
headed for a crisis not only in the
quantity, but also in the quality of
persons who want to teach in ourelementaryandsecondaryschools."
Better paying professions appear
cof~n impor~antfaccor in the decline
o mterest m teaching. Over twothirds of the freshman , 68.9 percent, said that being "very well off
financially" was a prime objective.
62.2 percent said this last year compared co 43 .5 percent in 1967 . Students also said that making more
money was a reason that was "very
important in deciding to go to college " for 69.8 percent of this year's
freshmen, as against 67 percent last
year and 49 .9 percent in 1971.
The information above is taken
from a survey report based on the
answers of 188,692 full-time fresh men , and the results were weighed
to mirror a representative national
sample . Dr. Astin was assisted
Margo King Hemond and Gerald T.
Ric?ardson of the Cooperative Insituuonal Research Program .
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Wilkes Students Present Papers
At 37th Annual ECSC Meeting
The 37th Annual Eastern Col-

leges Science Conference was hosted
this year by Wilkes College . This
meeting offered 14 Wilkes students
the opportunity to present the
results of the research projects they
had worked on this semester.
The first Eastern Colleges Science
Conference (ECSC) was organized
in 1947 by undergraduate student,
Pauline Newman at Vassar College
in Poughkeepsie, New York . The
aim then, as now, was to stimulate
interest in undergraduate research
in the sciences and related fields to
provide a lively forum for .the presentation of research1hpers.
Because it has a constitution, the
conference is a self-sustaining body.
Over the years . interest has increased in conferences and more

than 50 colleges and universi ties attend this annual event . The range of
subject matter covered has also in creased to include comp uter science ,
envin,nmental biology, psychology
and the social sciences , as well as biology, chemistry, mathem atics,
physics and engineering.
Each year the conference is held at
a different sc hool. Wilkes has hosted
the conference twice in the past, in
1958 and agai n in 1970 . Last year,
the gathering was held at Lycoming
College with next year's conference
scheduled to be hosted by Providence College , Providence , Rhode
Island .
Student and faculty representatives from 34 colleges and universities attended this year's conference
at Wilkes. Participants were housed

Weekend College
Opportunities
Students facing the hard question

of whether to attend summer school
or to take a full -time summer job
might find a.way to do both in the
Wilkes Weekend College . Wil~es
Weekend College courses are taught
on the campus-of.Keystoae Junior
College, LaPlurrie , by Wilkes College professors . The calend ar.of the
Weekend College is tailor-made f~r
students who are working fu ll -time.
In the Weekend Summer Session ,
classes begia the weekend of May 13
and end the weekend of August 19 .
However, weekend-college students
are not in class every weekend .
Classes meet only six weekends over
the four months from May through
August, allowing students intervals
of two or three weeks between meetings to keep up with their work.
Unlike on-cam pus summer sessions which· must expand the number of meetings per week and the

number of hours per day to accommodate a shorter session , the Weekend College calendar is designed for
students whose responsibilities prevent them from attending traditional day-school or evening-college
summer classes . It combines intensive classroom work on those weekends that classes are in session with
reasona0ly long intervals betwee n
sessions to allow stud ~nts the time to
meet their various non-academ ic o b- ·
ligations while keeping up with the
academ ic demands of their courses .
Some stude nts drive m ore than
100 miles to take advantage of the
Weekend College schedule and stay
in campus housing for the weekend.
Others commute to and from Keystone each day classes are in session.
Virtually all of them can maintain
full-time jobs whi le working toward
their bachelor's degrees from Wilkes
College.
Courses being offered this· summer through the Weekender Program include: Acct. 222 (taxes) and
231 (auditing); BA 254 ; E&amp;ES 115;
Econ. 102,201, 236 and 398; Eng.
151; Hist 101; Physics 102; Psych
213 and 242 ; and Soc. 200.
Contact the Office of Pan-time
Undergraduate
Programs/ Registrar's Office (Parrish Hall 23) for a
Weekend College course-schedule
or for more information on the
Weekend College.

at the Sheraton-Crossgates from
Thursday until Saturday, the conference activities being divided over
three days .
The paper presentations themselves did not begin until Friday morn ing and ended the fo llowing morning with an awards banquet held at
the Sheraton on Saturday afternoon .
All Friday classes were moved
from the second and third floor of
Stark so the classrooms could be
used for the on-going presentations.
Wilkes students who presented
papers included: Greg Culp , Karen
Evaskitis, Laura Fedak , Donna
Greytock, Betsy Husovsky, Mary Ellen Judge, Christine Kurkowski ,
Edward Luksha, Andre3 Nerozzi,
Donna Nitka, Michelle O Malley,].
Larsen Orshotony, and Eli zabeth
Perich .

Twenty-six Students To Receive
Sigma Xi Research -Awards
The Wilkes College Club of the
Sigma Xi Research Society wi ll hold
its annual awards meeting, Wednesday, April 27 , 1983 at 8 p.m . in the·
Stark Learning Center, room 101.
Awards wtll be given to. twenty-six
senior stu,dents who h~ve; participated in science researeli projects in
their major.fields .of stud y. J,n addition , a_ speci·a( Scis~ce . Librarian
Award wi ll be given by the Sigma Xi
to Miss Leota N evil who has served as
li brarian at the Wilkes College
Eugene Shedden Farley Library fo r
over fifteen years.
The address wi ll be given by D r.
Jam es Boh ning of the Wilkes College Department of Chemistry. The
title of Bohning 's address is "The
Formation of the American Chemical Society - 1874- 1876 ."
Bohning received his B.S. degree
fro m Valparaiso University in 1-956,
his Master of Science degree from
New York University in 1959 , ·a nd
his Ph .D. in Chemistry from No'[cheastern University in 1·965. Boh[Jing
has been Chairman and professor of
Chemistry at Wilkes College since
1970 and was Visiting Professor ac
the University of Kentucky in 19801981.
Bohning is also a member of the
Sigma Xi Research Society and the
American Chemical Society, serving
extensively on various committees of
the latter. Dr. Bohning' s areas of interest include photochemistry and

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Uppe1classmen,~taff,and administration played host to nearly
750 visitors as Wilkes conducted its Fifth Annual Visitation Day
last Sunday. Senior Tom Butcher, like other student volunteers,
chatted with parents and students about course curriculum, college policies, and student life on campus.

chemical education where he has
published extensively. Some of his
most recent work is in the area of
chemical history and he has just presented the paper "Opposition to the
Formation of the American Chemical Society" at the 184th National
Meeting of the American Chemical
Society in Kansas City, Missouri.
Sigm a Xi, the Scient ific Research
Society, is an hOF1or socie ty, whose
objective is to encourage original investigation in science . The Wilkes
College Sigma Xi Club was installed
in l 967. List of Sigm a Xi
Research Awardees, 1983
Robert Bruggworth
Jeffrey Evans
Laura Fedak
Janis Fegley

Donna Greytock
Steve Griffiths
David Hottenstein
Elizabeth Husovsky
Eric Johnson
Mary Ellen Judge
Stanley Kman
Ch ristine Kurkoski
James Moran
AndFea Nerozzi
Joseph O'Koren
Michele O'Malley
Larsen O rehorsky
Kei th Sands
Joh n Sheplock
Mic hael Sopko
Joan Thomas
Gary Trevan
Donald Wolfrom
Donald Whitehead
David Yaron
Richard Zaykoski

Commerce &amp; Finan ce

Appro v~s New Mino rs
by Sean P. Connolly
The faculty approved eight
business-oriented minors for the
1983-84 curriculum, according to
Dr. Howard Williams, chairman of
the Commerce and Fina nce Department.
The proposals were raised because
of a large number of inquiries from
students outside the Com merce and
Finance Department for busi nesslike minors , said Williams . " Students were asking for marketa ble
minors in business , and until now
we didn ' t have one," said Williams .
. The minors will be offered in
business administration and economics , with four concentrations
each. The minors under business administration will be: marketing ,
management , finance, and quantitative business analysis. Quantitative economics, economic fin ance ,
international economics, and economic policy will be offered und e1
economICs.

" Many students major in business
because they feel it is the surest way
to get a job, even though their talents and interests may be in ocher
disciplines ," said Williams. The
availability of business minors
should encourage some students to
major in other interests whi le providing valuable credentials, added
Williams.
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Williams said the department was
considering business administration
as a minor but the study was too
broad . "By narrowing th e minors
we are giving students dimensions of
business for which formal preparatio_n s are an asset," said Williams.
Besides the approved policy on
minors , Williams said the Com merce and Finance Department will
propose other changes in the department next year. Two of these
changes will require business administration and arcounting majors
co cake · ompurer , cience and Math
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core
by
Chris Baron

Leag ue
champion ship
game bet ween the Quantu m Ducks, in the shirts
and the Ratpack . Ratpack
took the title with a one-

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You don ' t often see p raise fo r , he: College Administration or Athletic
Department in th is section of The Beacon. This wee'k I wou ld like to point
out what seem s to be a beneficial change in the College's philosophy concerning coaches.
W ilkes seems to be adopting a practice of hiring coaches as full -time employees of the school.
At the beginning of this year, Phil Wingert took over as soccer coach whik
se rvi ng as Sports Inform atio n ~irec tor on a full -time basis . W ingert ha;
done more for W ilkes soccer in one season th an any coach befo re h im
Wi ngert has improved the Colonels schedule to include some of the best
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s Division III schools in the natio n . Next season will also see Wilkes going up
aga inst D ivision II teams and Division I Notre Dame.
Stiff competition is one of the best y;ays to improve the qu ality of a team .
Wi ngert 's pose (SI D ) has enabled him to stay in constant contact wtih the
Ath letic Department and th e Adm inistration . I doubt that a part-time
SI coach could have p rod uced the schedule improvements that Wingert has.
Th is first-year soccer m entor has h is team involved in off-season traini ng
activi ties. The team has just re turned from a very successfu l weeke nd tournam ent in Virgin ia.
Athletics, eve n on the Division III level , requires a year round comm it•
ment . I' m not ta lking about the intensive off-season traini ng program of the
Penn State Foo tball team . But a coach that tries to maintain some type of
off-seaso n train ing and stays in contact with his players, can m ake a big
d ifference in the world of Division III spores .
Part-time coaches just don 't have the ti me or p rox imity required to m ain - I
rain co ntact with the College and their players. If we learned an ything from
the Jim Atherton incident it has to be that part- tim e coaches simply can 't
function at the college level .
First -year H ead Football Coach Bill Unsworth is ano ther individual who
stepped into a program which was at its lowest point ever. Unsworth also
took on the duties of Assistant Dean of Ad missions .
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In the past, Ed Lucas , fo rmer Defe nsive Coordinator of the Colonels
ball team , was· in charge of off-season training . Lucas was a high sc hool
teacher at Lake_ Lehman and although he had good intent ions , h is·off-season
training program wasn't worth m uch . ·
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This season, Unsworth has instituted a weight traini ng program wh ich is
paying dividends. By working at the College year-rou nd, Unsworth is able to
mo nitor the off-season activities of his players .
Recruiting is also easie r fo r the fu ll-tim e coach. Because th ey are always on
campus, they can m eet with recruits face-to-face and they have easy access to
important adm issions information.
From all ind ications both Unsworth and W ingert wi ll turn in banner recrum ng years .
If we take a look at W ilkes ' teams over the years , it becomes obvio us that
th ose squads with the best records have had full-t ime employees of the College as thei r coac hes.
I d ou bt J ohn Reese could have pu t together a Divis ion I wrestling program
if he weren 't a permanent fixtu re at Wilkes .
The women 's teams at Wi lkes have enjoyed a great deal of success rece ntly
and they are all coached by full -time college employees .
The latest m ove toward a fu ll- time Athletic Departm ent was the appoi ntme nt of Bart Bellai rs to the head basket ball post. Although there was much
controve rsy surrounding the basket ball coac hing change, the move shoul d
prove to be beneficial.
Wi lkes wi ll p ro bably d rop swimming as a va rsity sport soon . That sporr
was coached by a perso n from outside the College . The coach couldn 't get
enough players to go out fo r the team .
The tennis team is suffering through another disasterous season under the
d irection of an area high school teacher.
These teams' problems are not a refl ection of their coaches abil ities , but
more an ind ication of their inability to maintain a year-round raport w'ith
th ei r players.
The Adm inistratio n has m ade som e positive m oves toward upgrading ath letics at th e College . They should continue to consider fi lling adm inistrativt
and facu lty positions with q ualified individuals who can also take on coaching chores . This new p hilosoph y i~eco nomical, as we ll as, practical.

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There will be a reorganizational
meeting of the Women's Tennis
Team Tuesday, April 26th, at 12
p .m. in Stark 270 . All current and
perspective members are urged to
attend.

In 1897 , in Belleville, Illi nois,
lam b Wain wri ght rode his bicycle
hac kw:irds fo r !140 ya rds .
But
wh at is more rem arkable is th at he
did this in 39 seconds.

Colonels 3-1/nMAC
by Chris Baron
The W ilkes College base ball
squad fi nally got a chance to go up
against some Middle Atlantic Confere nce competition last week when
it met Albright College and Susq uehanna University in a pair of dou ble
headers. The Colonels came out of
the four games with three wins
against only one loss .
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On Thursd ay Wilkes swept a pair
of gam es form Albright in a twin bill
at Artillery Park .
In the fi rst game, wi nning pitcher
J ack Delfi no gave up a three.run
hom er in the top of the first to Paul
Cu rtis . The Colonels cam e right
back in the bottom half of the inn-

ing wi th a three- run hom er by Ken
Sorrick with Dave Kerd esky and
John Good on base. The Colonels
·added nine more runs to give
Delfino his first win of the seaso n .
Gene Nosovitch cam e out of th e
bull pen in the seventh to preserve
the win .
Wilkes to~k the n ight cap behind
the strong pitching of Nick Volpetti ,
who allowed only three h its th rough
six innings . Rich Geffert preserved
the win for the Colone ls.
On Sunday Wilkes gained a split
with MAC foe Susquehanna . The
Colonels d ropped the first game 5-4
as Rick Scheaffer went the distance
for Wilkes and picked up the loss.

Dave Kerdesky had a homer for the
Colonels.
Volpetti p icked u p h is second win
against no losses in th e second game
of the twinbill. Volpetti went the
distance fo r the victory.
With the score tied at 2-2 in the
top of the sixth , Ted Komoroski
came to the plate and del ivered a
three-run homer to p u t the Colonels
in front to stay.
The Colonels · record now stands at
3-1 in th e MAC while they are 7-4
overall . Because of the recent bad
weather, W ilkes wi ll be forced rn
play gam es almost every afternoon
from now to the end of the semeste r.

Tennis Team Continues
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It appears• th~t ~he Col~n~ls ~; t· .
men are in for a verY, Io·ng seas?".1 ··
Last wee k the Colonels·ad ded three
more defeats t~ ·che·ir sv;,e·ll1rig. fo~s
column .
Wilkes dropped' matches to Lycoming College ,- St. John Fisher and
Susquehanna University by identi•
cal 9-0 scores .

. Th is pu t th~ Colonels ' record at 07 for the year. Their tw.o seasonalong
lo, ,sing streak now st and, ~t SO\teen
straight ' with little hope_of ending it
this:year.
.
The Colonels haven ' t won a single
individual match since their opening · contest again st Juniata . which
they lost 7-2.

First- year Coach Dave Smi th attributes the poor performance to a
lack of experience and an unusual
a·m ou nt of injuries to key players .
The Colonels will have a full week
of m ake -up m atches before th ey
head into the Middle Atlantic Con fe rence Playoffs next Saturday.

�April 22, 1983, The Beacon , Page I I

Softball Drenched By Rains
wasfresh man shortstop Michell e Zawoiski who went a perfect three for
three at the plate includin g a double , a third inning homerun, and
th ree RBI 's.
Sophomore outfielder Charlene
Hurst was two for five on the day
with a dou ble and three RBI' s, and
senior catcher and co-captai n Kare n
Jo hnson was also two for five with
two RBI's.
Sophomore outfielder Lisa Gigliello went three fo r five with an
RBI , pitcher Sue Schwartz was two
for four with an RBI, and senior in fielder Cathy Lee went two for six
with an RBI .
The Lady Colonels played their
first home game of the 1983 season
on April 14 when they hosted the
team from Marywood College in a
doubleheader. The Lady Colonels
triumphed in the first game by a
narrow 2-1 margin ; bur they faltered
in the second and lost by an identical
2-1 score . Sophomore Sue Schwartz
was . the pitcher of record in both
. contests , and she raised her overall
m'ark to 5-2 .
In the first game the women from
Wilkes only managed to collect a to-

by Ellen Van Riper
Rain, rain , and more rain has conti nued to be the story this spring fo r
the Lady Co lonel soft ball ream . Incessant inclement weather has
fo rced the postponement and the reschedulin g or cancellation of a nu m- ·
ber of games. Coach Nanc y Roberts
echoed the frustra tio ns of both he rself and her team by exclaiming " I
want games 11 • '
1n the games which they did manage to complete last week, t~e Lady
Colonels posted a 2-1 record to raise
the overall season 's mark to 5-2.
On April 12 the ladies travelled to
Luzerne County Community College to face the Minutemaids. The
game was totally lopsided from the
very beginning as the Lady ~lonels
romped to a 26-1 victory. The ladies
scored three runs in the first, one in
the second , a whopping 11 in the
th ird , six in the fourth , and five in
the fifth inning . At this point the
game was called.
Sue Schwartz was the winning
pitcher, and she raised her overall
, mark to 4-1. Karen Bove came in to
relieve in the later innings.
The big bat for the Lady Colonels

cal of three hits as a team , bu t fo rru·naiely the y made them count .
The three Lad y Colonels who
cleanly reac hed base were Charlene
Hurst , Karen J oh nson , and Sue Schwartz . Schwartz and Cathy Lee accounted fo r rhe two Lady Colonel
RBI's .
Three was the magic ~umber in
the second game as well , as the team
once again only collected a to tal of
three hits . However, this time the
outcome was different .
The Lady Colonels who managed
to get a hit were Michelle Zawoiski ,
Karen Johnson, and senior firstbaseman and Co-Captain Stacy Keeley.
Sue Schwartz knocked in the lone
run.

Due to the inclement weather and
the subsequent poor field conditions , the Lady Colonels have been
forced to reschedule or c~ncel ourright a number of games. All told ,
the team has had to postpone eleven
games. Some have been rescheduled , some are yet to be rescheduled, and some will be cancelled .
On April 26 the team will host
Susquehanna University in a key
Middle Atlantic Conference contest.

PUDDLES PUDDLES EVERYWHERE. The tremendous
rainfall which has soaked the area as of late has resulted in
flooded fields and postponed athletic events of all kinds.
Above is the home field of the Lady Colonel softball team at
Kirby Park. Photo: Steph~n Thomas
The game had , been originally
scheduled for April 16.
On April 29 the ladies will travel
to Huntingdon to play Juniata College in another important MAC
doubleheader. That game had been
originally scheduled for April 9.
Way back on March 22 the Lady
Colonels had been scheduled to
open their 1983 season with a dou-

bleheader at Bucknell Un iversiry.
That game will now take place on
Mav ,i.
As to the remainder of the postpaned games, Misericordia , King 's,
and Delaware Valley, since they are
nor conference contests, they may be
cancelled due to an already overcrowded schedule .

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BAITING AffER SEVEN GAMES (minimum of 15 at bats)

Player
Sue Schwartz
Karen Galli
Stacy Keeley
Karen Johnson
Karen Bove
Michelle Zawoiski
Cathy Lee

AVG
.500
.450
.280
.269
.267
.231
.200

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5
20
8
9 1 2 0
25
7 1 0 0
3
26
7 0 0 0
5
4 0 0 0
0
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by Tim Williams
The Wilkes Soccer ciub travelled
to Virginia Tech University to participate in the sixth annual Virginia
Tech Indoor Soccer Tournament this
past weekend. The Colonels came
away with an impressive 2-0 victory
over Roanoke College who advanced
to the Division III Virginia State fi- ·
nals during the Fall soccer season .
The club lost their last two games
to two Division I teams - James
Madison University and George
Washington University. The final
scores were 2-0 and 1-0 respectively.
In the Saturday morning match
against Roanoke , Assistant PlayerCoach Kelly Noseworthy led off the
scoring with a 15-yard shot to the
lower left hand corner of the net.
Dung Chi Doung (Zoomey) assisted
on the play.
·
The Colonels controlled most of
the action throughout the game until the last five minutes when the
Colonel defense of Paul O'Leary,
Chris Fox, Tim Williams, and goalkeeper Bob Bruggeworth repeatedly
th\varted the Roanoke attempts to
attain the equalizer.

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Midway through the second half
Zoomey was tripped in the penalty
:trea and justly awarded a penalty
kick . Zoomey banged the shot home
to finish the scoring for the game .
"It was a confidence building victory." The Colonels mentor added,
"I was surprised how well our players took to the artificial turf."
After a three hour rest, the boaters took on James Madison University, one of the top four Division I
teams in Virginia. After performing
so well in the morning match the offensive unit of Greg Losier, Greg
Trapani, Doung, and Noseworthy
were unable to finish any offensive
thrusts for a goal.
The first Madison goal came when
aJ.M .U . forward beat Wifliamsoneon-one and then pushed the ball
past Bruggeworth to the bottom
right hand corner of the net. J.M. U.
made it 2-0 when a Madison midfielder beat two Wilkes defenders
and scored by slipping the ball past
Bruggeworth to the same side . The
Wilkes netminder also saved a penalty kick late in the second half to
keep the score low .
The Colonels finished up in sec·ond place in their three team division; as a result they were seeded
with George Washington University
in an early Sunday morning match.
The first plac~ finishers in each of
the four divisions all received byes in
the opening round on Sunday
morning. ·
·
The Wilkes Boaters received their
first taste of a foreign style of play
when they met up with the Division
I George Washington team . The
Washington, D .C. players utilized a
q:iick, one-touch style of play that
W i .s different from any previous sty le

the Colonels have encountered .
Neither team was able to capital ize on the few opportunities in the
first half. Each side struggled to
maintain control of the midfield
which resulted in little action in
front of the net until midway
through the second half. The
G .WU. club applied a great deal of
pressure at this point forcing Wilkes
to the defensive .
With 10 minutes remaining in
the contest, a George Washington
player was fouled in the penalty area
forcing a penalty kick. Bruggeworth
rose to the occasion by sprawling to
his left to deflect the ball away from
the goal to preserve the scoreless
deadlock .
The Colonel defense broke down
with only two minutes remaining in
the game ; a Washington player
found himself with the ball and unmarked in front of the goal. He easily pushed the ball past the outstretched Bruggeworth for goal and
the victory.
A great number of fans had never
heard of Wilkes College . These fans,
in general, were somewhat impressed with the little school from
Wilkes-Barre. The Wilkes Soccer
Club performed better than what
might have been expected against
such a high calibre of competition .
Junior Greg. Losier commented,
"We played well but, we could have
played better." He added, " We are
looking forward to next year, and
hopefully we'll bring home the
hardware .''
First place honors went to George
Mason University who defeated the
hosr Virginia Tech Hokeys by a score
of 1-0.

�Vol. XXXV
No. 21
April 22, 1983

The Main Event
The Tale Of The Tape
Fred Daniele

Dan McNulty
Vernon . NJ
5'11'
202 lbs.
28 "
1 O½ "
47"
32"
Hf'
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Hometown
Height
Weight
Reach
Fist
Chest
Waist
Bicep
Age

Williamsport , Pa.
6'0"
195 lbs.
28 "
11 ½"
40"
33"
15"

22

Fred Daniele going for his third straight victory.

Dan McNulty appearing in his second grudge match.
by Chris Baron
Dan McNulty and Fred Daniele
will be the Principal 's in the main
event of the Fifth Annual Wilkes
College Boxing Tournament being
held at the South Franklin Street
Gym on May 3.
Both fighters are not strangers to
the world of Wilkes College boxing .
Two years ago , McNulty lost a controversial unanimous decision to
Dave Hadley in their main event
grudge match. Win or lose,
McNul:y has a knack for being at the
ccmer of a controversy and this ye«r
will be no different .
Oaniele is a two-time winner in

the annual tournament. In 1981 , he
registered a unanimous decision
over Mark Troutman . Last year, he
pulled out a split decision victory
over Niel Pufko.
Four years ago, Wilkes graduate
Pat O 'Callahan organized the tournament. All proceeds go to the
George E Elliot Memorial Scholarship Fund . The scholarship is in
memory of Elliot who served as an
economics professor at the College
for many years . The award is presented .:nnually to an outstanding .
s1Udent 11: a field within the Commerce and Finance Department .

Jimmy Johnson is serving as the
di,cctor of this year's tournament.
He will be assisted by Mike Garvin.
Johnson said, "It has been gaining more popularity every year. As
soon as spring roles around all the
guys start talking about it ."
Garvin said th at many people like
to come out to see their friends fight
and not just to watch the grudge
ma.tches . Many of the bouts in the
past _have involved good frie1nds
squar,!1~ off for some fun .
Tlie matches usually have an element of comedy because most of the
participants don't have any prior

Linksters Head To MAC's
The Co(onel linksters are heading
into Sunday's Middle Atlantic Conference Playoff with only one win in
this rain-shortened season.
Wilkes droppe_d three matches
last week. Thursday, they lost to Moravian by twenty-two strokes, 410432 .
Kevin Stankewicz turned a team
low 83 followed by Jay Rabino , 85
and J eff Tokach 86. Ray Ward and
Rich Li nkharst fired identical ·;c,1res
of 92 .
On Monday the Colonels suffered

a double loss to Susquehanna and
Scranton Universities in a triangular
match .
Susquehanna took top honors
with a combined score of 403 while
Scranton finished second with a 409
total. The Colonels finished a distant last with a 433. Tokach fired a
team low 79. Ward had an eighteenhole score of 81 while Dan Worksman fired a round of 85 . Rabino and
Linkharst turned in a 92 and 96 respectively.
Wilkes record now stands at 1-8

for the season .
Wilkes will host this year's MAC
playoffs being held at Edgewood In
The Pines golf course this Sunday
and Monday. Colonel Coach Rollie
Schmidt and King's Tom Davis are
serving as a co-chairmen of the annual tournament,
The thirty-six-hole competition
wi ll feature twenty-one teams and
105 competitors . Tee-off will be
9: 30 a .m . on Sunday and 8:30.a.m .
on Monday. The public is welcome
to attend .

ring experience.
, Some of the fights, Ii~:, the
McNulty-Daniele match are set up
by the fighters themselves . When
someone signs up without an opponent . Johnson and Garvin try to
match them up with another fighter
of equal size and ability.
Johnson said, "We like to get the
whole college involved in order to
generate more interest.''
This year will mark the first time
that a faculty member will co~pete .
Head Basketball Coach Bart Bellairs
will take on Mark Troutman m a
friendly bout.

Director of Public Relations
Randy Zenakis will be the third man
in the ring when he serves as referee
for the second straight year.
Dean George Ralston, Athletic
Director John Reese and Economics
Professor Welton Farrar will be the
ring-side judges.
Cafeteria Director Art Dailey will
be the time keeper at the bell.
Anyone wishing to mix it up
should contact Johnson or Garvin
before Monday, April 25th .
Bouts will start at 8 p.m. and tickets can be purchased at the door.

UPCOMING EVENTS
MEN'S TENNIS- Sa-t., April 23, Away vs Albright
Wed., April 27, Home·vs Muhlenberg
Fri., April 29, Home vs King 's
GOLF - Sun ., Mon., April 24-25, MAC Championships
Thurs ., April 28, Home vs Lebanon Valley
BASEBALL- Sat., April 23 , Away vs Juniata (dh)
Mon ., April 25, Home vs Moravian
Tues., April 26, Away vs . Dickinson
Thurs., April 28, Away vs King 's (dh)
SOFTBALL - Sat., April 23, ~ome vs Upsala (dh)

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                    <text>Vol.XXXV
No.22
April 29, 1983

Wilkes College
Wilkes-Hari-e, PA 18766

It's Cherry Blossom Time Again
by Thomas J. Monsell
Cherry Blossom weekend is upon
l)S once again. It is a time when the
people who you see roaming around
the campus minding ther own
business get somehow transformed
into snarling, do-anything-to-win,
competitive animals.
The activities open on Thursday,
April 28, with the first annual
pizza pig out at the gym between
the Good Guy Gluttons of Wilkes
College and the Bad Boy Barfers
of King's College. The oh-ject is to
see who can shove the most hot,
gooey pizza down their throats in
the least amount of time. This
event is sure to take place right next
to the infamous Wilkes-Kings snowball fights in the battle for the
bragging rights of Wilkes-Barre .
On Friday , the opening ceremon ies in the gym should definitely
not ·be missed if you want to kill
yourself laughing. The theme of
this vear's Cherry
Blossom
is ''The Wonderful World of Dis-=
ney, ' ' so if you always wanted to
pretend you were Mickey Mouse or
Donald Duck, now is your chance!
The opening ceremonies start
with another gluttonous exercise
in cherry pie eating that is SU{"e to
make anyone watching or participating never want to eat an piece of
cherry pie again. Next come the
pillow fights in which team members get to take out all their pentup aggressions and amciety on other
teams. When you are watching
this event make sure you check out .
the faces of the competitors and
you will see some of the meanest,
teeth -gritting, expressions yo u
will ever want to witness.
After the feat hers are cleared ,
the mai n eve nt is sure to qui cken
the hea rtbeat of an y red-blooded
male.
Female jello wrestl inp.!
When I was watching this las r
year, I expected to see some girls
havi ng a few laughs rolling aro und
in some nice, wholesome jello.
Was I wrong! Wh at I did see were
some pretty · competiti ve women
that I would not bet against even if
they were going against our nationally-ranked wrestling team.
On Saturday, the games start
at 10 a.m . and are being held at
Ralston Field.
The events are
pretty ingenious and they may
look easy, but they sure are not.
The only thing that is easy is making a fool out of yourself. There is
a greased water balloon race that ·
will make anyone who thinks they
are sure-handed think twice the
next time they decide to hold a
baby . There is a clothes changing
relay race in which all you aspiring
Supermen out there can, practice
the art of quick change. The food
bag race is another dynamite race
to have a good laugh while watching your friends make pigs of themselves . Then there is the good ol'
ohstacle course that is sure to em bara~s a few people. The softball
l!atn(' tnllows these events and .

unlike last year, it is only single
elimination.
·
After the events , run right
home, eat, shower , change, (by
all means change) and head to .the
CPA at 7 p.m. to see the musclemen of Wilkes strut their stuff at
the Mr. Wilkes competition . The
muscle -bound fellows promise
to provide you with plenty of grunts
and groans and sweat you may have
failed to produce at the events
earlier.
Followin_g the Mr. Wilkes competition there will be a gym party
. from 9 p.m .-1 a.m. There will be
plenty of food and the music will
be provided by our wild D .J s.
After the party is over, you can
crash and get the sleep you definitely deserve, but when you wake up,
be sure to get your aching body over
to the gym for the closing ceremon ies. Here is
where you will
see if putting your body through the
rough and tough events of the previous day was worth it.
Later in the evening you can
see the movie Nine to Five, starring Dolly Parton, ' Jane Fonda,
and Lily Tomlin. Do not miss this
one because it is full of the same
kind of laughs you had the day
before.
So, get your team together , get
psyched , and go crazy with some
good. clean fun and show your ath letic prowess. Put on your snarl ing, do ,anything-to-win face', grit
your teeth , and try not to make a
fool of yourself.
·

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. Spring is in the air, and blossoms have
appeared on the trees signalling the advent of Cherry Blossom weekend. Beginning
on Ap~iJ 28 with a piz~ ~ating contest afainst King's College, there will be a host
At excittn'° and ent«tau:ung events. This year's tlteme is "The Wonderful Worltl
&amp;f DisAey."

BiologgDept. Schedules . Revisions
In Curriculum FoT 1983 Fall Semester
Beginning this fall, several cur ri cular revisions will be implement ed by th e Biology Department.
Included in these revisions are the
deletion of the 201 -208 modul e
sequence and the addition of a ·
laboratory period for non -science
majors.
Dr. Les Turoczi , chairman of
the Biology Department, stated that
the department ' ' needed a more
traditional sequence of courses.''
He noted that, in the past, non biology science majors, such as
Earth &amp; Environmental Science
majors or Chemistry majors with
pre-health science options , only had
room in their schedules to take some
but not all eight, of the modules.
Also, because each module was
valued at two and a half credits,
it was not possible to have clean
credi t transferability either into or
out of the program . The new program eliminates these difficulties.
In short, the new system calls
for the following :
1) dropping of Bio . 101-102 and
replacing it with Bio. 103-104, a
full year sequence for the nonscience major which includes a
laboratory.

2) dropping Bio. 201-208 modul es an d replacing them with a
fres hman year sequence, Bio . 121 122 , to be available fo r all science
majors including biology (a req uirement) and/ or health science tracks
and E. &amp; E.S. majors , and adding a
sophomore year sequence Bio. 223 224 required of all biology majors
and available to those having en rolled in Bio. 121 -122 if so desired.
3) changing the titles of two
upper-level biology courses .
4) adding a new 300-level elective and
)) adding a laboratory experience
to Bio. 341 .
Biology 103-104, Biological
Science I-II, will replace Bio . 101 102 and will be open only to non biology majors. It will include two
hours each of the lecture and laboratory wo rk a week . Bio. 103 will
cover the basic structure and func tion of plant and animal cells, taxonomy, plant diversity and the in,
ter - relationships between plants
and animals, while Bio. 104 will
deal with such topics as form and
function in animals, development,
genetics and evolution . Each class
is worth three credits.

T he freshman year modules will
be replaced by Bio. 121-12:', Principles of M odern Biology I-II. Each
wi ll include th ree hours of lecture
and three ho urs of labo ratory per
wee k and will be worth four credits.
Bio. 121 will focus on the structure
and function of living matter, with
emphasis being given to anatomy
and physiology of plants. Bio . 122
will deal with such topics as the
struct ure and function of the verte·
brate animal, the causes and nature
of biological diversity and concepts
of ecology.
The Bio. 223 -224 sequence will
replace the sophomore year modules. Bio. 223, Comparative Anatomy, will focus QP the evolution of
the anatomy and organ systems of
vertebrates. Bio. 224, Cellular and
Molecular Biology, will discuss
cell structure in relation to func tion, biochemistry an d physiolQgy
of animal, plant and bacterial cells
and their viruses ,; and the cell in
division and development.
Each
course will consist of three hours of
lecture, one hour of discussion and
three laboratory hours per week and
is
worth
four
credits.
Bio . 318, Developmental Bio-

logy , will be offered in the spring
semester. It will deal with such topics as organismic development,
gametogenesis, fert ilization , cleavage, embryoge nesis , differentiation , morphogenesis and regeneration. It will consist of two hours of
lecture and one three hour la J per
week, and will be offered for three
credits.
In addition to these course changes, a laboratory period is being added to Bio. 341, Immunology, to
better illustrate and demonstrate
many of the principles of immuno!ogy: Two title chang~s are also bemg -implemented: 810. 308, Advanced Genetics, is being changed
to Bio. 308, Genetics, due to the
fact that Bio. 205, Genetics is being dropped and the used of '' Advanced" in the title would be inappropriate. In the same sense,
Bio. 317, Advanced Ecology, is
being changed to Bio. 317 Ecology.
The dropping of Bio. 101-102
and Bio . 201 through 208 will be
implementable as of Fall 1983 .
The addition of Bio. 103-104 and

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Real News

IRH C To Meet Bi-Weekly?
by Thomas J. Monsell

by Thomas J. Monsell
Three Soviet Spy-Diplomats Sent Home by FBI
Two Soviet military intelligence officers and one Soviet KGB agent were
caught, in traps set up by the FBI , trying to obtain highly classified documeQ..ts pertaining to Soviet-U.S. relations.
Although faced with criminal charges, the three spy-diplomats were allowed to leave the country because of diplomatic immunity granted to therri
in compliance with accepted diplomatic practices.

* * * *
17 Americans Die in Bombing of Embassy
17 Americans died last Monday in a terrorist bombing of the U.S. .Embassy in Moslem , west Bt""l!Ut.
The bodies of I 6 of the slain Ameri~ans were transported back to the U.S .·
on Saturday. Left behind was the body of the 17th victim who will be buried
in Lebanon at the request of the family.
A solemn President Reagan planned to meet the plane at Andrews Air
Force Base in what he called ' ' one of the saddest journeys of my Presidency.' '
* * * *
Space Hero Declares Candidacy
61 -year-old John Glenn , the first man to orbit the earth, declared his
Democratic Presidential candidacy last Thursday at The John Glenn High
School in Ohio.
The issues most concerning Glenn call for the ratification of the ERA , full
employment, and restoring our national defense to the strongest in the
world.
Glenn , the sixth Deinocratic candidate for the presidency says it is time.to
put an end to the "national disgrace" put fourth by the Reagan administration.
*
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OPEC's Declining Power Bl.;uned on the Price of Oil
Last month 's . 5 dollar-a-barrel cut in OPEC's official price of crude oil
also cut back in the importance of rhe organization.
-Three years ago OPEC pumped out 30 qiillion barrels of oil a day which
accounted for more than 60 percent of world sales but today it's output is less
than half that with the world sales shrinking to less than 30 percent.
Western businessmen and bankers are losing faith in the organization and
are reducing their business with OPEC.

* * * *
Hitler's Diary Discovered
A West German journalist has discovered what are said to be 60 volumes of
personal diaries kept by Adolph Hitler.
The handwritten journals which no one knew had existed , were finally
dug up in a hayloft in East Germany after a three-year search based. on a
hunch .
The journalist Gert Heidlemann has ha~ a lifelong fascination with the
German leader. The writings, although still not positively linked to Hitler,
were said to give insights into his twisted philosophies regarding our world .

A tentati ve motion was made to
ch ange the IRHC meetings to once
every other week rather than the
once-a-week schedule now being
observed.
·President Al Meluesen cited poor
attendance as one of the mai n factors for considering the change.
Lack of interest seems to be. a key
issue concerning the council.
In an effort to boost interest ,
IRHC is sponsoring an Ice Cream
Sundae Day. The event is tentatively scheduled for May 8 and most
likely will be held on the lawn in
front of the cafeteria.
The Commuter Council expressed displeasure with IRHC for the
lack of help in cleaning up after the
Student Center party. Meluesen
attributed this to the lack of interest

of t he members of the council and
he stressed the importance of participation for the success of the
council.
It was reported that vandalism at
the College may be on the rise .
An $8000-$9000 cost fo r Pickering
Hall alone was one of the figures
mentioned . Vandalism awareness
by the students is a topic and problem to be considered by the council.
Meluesen announced that IRHC
will be receiving about $7850 of
the $85 00 that was requested for
thei r budget.
It was announced that 1 76 people
turned out to donate blood last
T hursday in the gym. Outstandi ng
dorms were Sturdevant and the
men 's wi ng of Founde r's Fourt h.
Student Government was the outst a n din g o rganization do n ati n g ·
thei r services to the blood drive.

Outstandi ng representati ves were
recognized for their services to the
council.
Bill French and Joan
Kalinowski were the two worthy
of the honor.
Todd Hogan reported that maintenance was looking into moving
the inter-dorm phones to more convenient places to cut down on the
amount of ringi ng phones in outof-the-.way places.
Advisor Paul Adams an nounced
the need to restore rooms in the
residence halls to their original conditions. Residents should make
plans to spackle their walls to cover
up any nail holes that are dotting
the walls . If the rooms are not
found in the condi tion they were
in at the beginning of the school
yea r, residents may be facing at
lea~t a $100 painting charge .

Alumni SpeechChc,plerOrganized
Recently, at the national convention/ tournament of Pi Kappa
Delta , in Estes Park , Colorado,
Wilkes College was recognized as
being the tenth institution in the
country to organize and charter
· an alumni chapter of former forensic students that have graduated
from Wilkes College.
The Wilkes alumni chapter is an
off-shoot of the current undergraduate
chapteJ'I--Pennsyl vania
Omicron Chapter of Pi- Kappa
Delta National Honorary Forensics Societ y. Before the assembled
delegates at the convention, Wilkes
director of Forensics/ Debate Dr.
Bradford Kinney was given the char-

ter for the Wilkes alumni chapter.
Only nine other institutions in the
54 ,000 member organization have
alumni cahpters .
The president of the Wilkes
chapter is David Evans a former
standout in forensic competition
while he attended Wilkes College.
Alumni members for the College
chapter range from medical cbctors
to university teachers and members
reside as close as Wilkes-Barre and
as far away as Alaska . It is the
goal of the new chapter to help fur ther activities/competition on the
college level and to serve as an adadv isory / soci al organ ization for
former graduates of Wilkes College.

The chapter is a duly constitut ed and recognized part of Pi Kappa
Delta and as such will have an active
voice in the future development of
forensic activities for the United
States.
Dr. Kinney of the Speech-Radio
division is the founder/advisor of ·
the undergraduate national honorary chapter as well as the new alumni chapter. Dr. Kinney also has
. founded Inta Beta Sigma National
H onorary College Broadcasti ng
Society at Wilkes College.
Dr.
Kinney is the head of the Speech Radio division of the communications studies program . ·

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50th Anniversary Deemed Success
The Wilkes College 50th Anniversary schedule of event is winding down after a successful year.
The schedule, 73 events long,
was two years in the making and
involved every department on campus. John Chwalek, coorcJnator
of the anniversar y celebration
said, ''The anniversary was to
depict the quality of the school and
tell the story of Wilkes College ."
The schedule of events met this
challenge . Through events such as
art exhibits , concerts, symposiums, and an exhibition depicting
50 years of growth, students and
faculty were brought closer together "exem pl ifying the type of school
we have,' said Chwalek.
The tas k of putting together a
50th Anniversary celebration was
not an easy one. It toot the cooperation of many, including the
ci ty of Wilkes Barre. "We made
alot of permanent friends in the
community,' ' s tat ed C hwalek .

It was this cooperation by all that
made the 50th year of Wilkes College such a success. Chwalek was
very generous with his th anks and
appreciation.
He menti oneds
everyone from President Capin,
to the students , with special than ks
to Dr. Kelly , Dr. Bob Heaman, a.nd
Al Groh , director of Cultural Activities for the College.
Chwalek, who has worked for
the college for some 3 7 years ,mentioned the Anniversary Ball at
Gus Genett i's on May 7, as one of
the highlights of the year. Six hun dred people, including the Mayor of
Wilkes-Barre and other dignitaries ,
will be attending the ball. The popularity of the event has resulted in
there not being enough accomodations for all who wish to attend.
"If we had room for 1,000, we ' d
have
1,000 ,' '
commented
Chwalek .
Although the offi cial calendar of
events ends on July 3, with an Art
Exhibit at the Sordoni Art Gallery,

the affects of the celebration will
be felt for years to come. The Col lege is al ready plan ning events
for next year. They will be similar
to the ones that made this year such
a success. A symposium on religion is slated for the fµll along with
the continuation of one or two pro grams that were started this year.
According to Chwalek , these types
of events help the College because
"people from out of town come to
participate and see wh at we offer
and write about it in their papers
or spread it by word of mouth. '
The 50th Anniversary can also
be viewed as a growing experience.
It brought a lot of people together,
most importantly the students and
!~culty and, according to Chwalek,
a school grows only because of
the attitude of the people involved,
especially the faculty and the stu dents." Eve ryone involved would
like to thi nk the positive attitude
here at Wilkes has grown duri n/.'
our 50th tear.

"I feel like we're back at the prom." Gay Meyers and George
Ralston supervise Wilkes College staff members in the decoration of
the gym for the 50th Anniversary Sports Alumni Dinner-Dance.

Bio. Dept.
Revisions
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C.Ontinued l=rom Page 1

Kinney's Kids Bring Awards Home
area of discussion . The Lew is Gold
Award is · the first that Wilkes has
ever won in national competition.
Awards of excellence in individual
speaking events were given to
Susan Loveitt , a senior , for her
entertainment speech , and to
Donna O ' Toole, a sophomore,
in Extemporaneous Speaking. Addi ti on al national awards / honors
were won by Marybeth Zuvich, a
sophomore , in Prose Competition ,
Poetry Interpretation and in Inform ative Discourse. Donna O'Toole
also picked up high honors in addi tion to her excellent award in Original Oratory . Annette Winski, a
sophomore, like her fellow teammates was honored in the area of
Rhetori cal Criticism, and won in
Extemporaneous Speaking , Inform•
ative Discourse and Original Oratroy.
Darell Lewis secured still another
award for Wilkes by winning in
Impromptu Discourse . Freshman
member Wal ter Shonfeld won honors in addition to his debate competition in Extemporaneous Speak ing and Impromptu Discourse. In
the area of Debate Competition ,
th e Wilkes team of· Shonfeld and
O 'Toole finished in the tourna-

To the snow-covered Rocki es of
Colorado they came. Seven hun dred, fift y-three contestants from
more than 109 institutions of high er education to partici pate in the
33rd Biennial National Convention
· and Tournament.of Pi Kappa Delta
National Honorary Forensic Fraternity.
For four days in the heart of the
Rockies , at Estes Park , Colorado,
competition for national honors was
conducted in Debate , Discussion
and in nine individual · speaking
ev~nts.
Wilkes College was represented
by seven members of the Speech and
Debate Union and participated in
all events. When the contests ·were·
over, Wilkes was the winner of 17
national honors.
Darrell Lewis , a senior, completing his collegiate career in
forensics , scored a major victory
when he won the title "Second In
The Nation " for Wilkes in the

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Session's will
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ment in 12th place. The squad
defeated such schools as the Uni versity of Illinois and the University
of Colorado.
·
The highlight of the tournament came when the College was
recognized by tournament officials
as the 14th best school overall in
the competition and was awarded a
sweepstakes certificate. This is the
second time in th e last two years
that Wilkes has been singled out as
one of the· top schools in the nation
in forensic competition.
The 1 7 awards won in Colorado
raises to 56 the number of honors ,
awards, and trophies that "Kinney 's Kids" have brought home to
the College this year. The Nation al Championship T o urnament
concluded a highly successful year
for the Debate Union . The year
saw, in addition to the high number of awards won, the winning of
the State Championship in Debate
(for the first time in 29 years) and
now national awards.
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disadvantages. The module system
was instituted in 1972. The eight
modules , each seven weeks in duration. provided a rigorous and modern, intensive view of biology an1
required two years of the students
time. Upon completion of the modules. the st udent advanced to the
upper - level biology ele ct ive s .
Though the module system served
the biology majors well, chang~s
were necessary to satisfy the n-.:1::u~
of non-biology sciencp majors.

Bio. 121-122 will be implementable
as of Fall 1983. The addition of
the laboratory portion of Bio. 341
will be instituted ass of Spring
1984, as will the addition of Bio.
318. The ti tle changes for Bio.
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But Do You Trust

Aspirin belongs to a class of
Twelve-year-old Jonathon took
_drugs called salicylates, found in
aspirin to ease the pain when he
the bark and leaves of wilk1ws and
broke his leg. His father has an
other trees : Acetaminophen is a
ulcer and when he has a headache
he takes acetaminophen , a pain · , para-aminophenol , which is used in
dyes and oil additives. Acetaminoreliever best known under such
phen was originally derived from
trade names as Tylenol and Datri!.
coal tar. Both drugs were syntheJonathon's grandmother also takes
sized in the late 1800s.
acetaminophen for a headache, but
What the two drugs have in
it won't help her arthritis. For this
common is their ability to relieve
she takes aspirin under the suppain and reduce fever, something
ervision of her doctor.
they do equally well. What makes
Confusing? Not when you unthem different is that aspirin can
derstand in what ways these two
reduce inflammation, while acedrugs are similar and in what ways
they differ. _ _
taminophen can not. ~n addition,

aspirin ·is being used to reduce the
risk of recurrent transient ischemic
attacks (little strokes) in men be cause it disrupts the blood' s ability to clot. Acetaminophen can't
do that either.
The two drugs differ in another
very significant way and that is the
matter of side effects. Aspirin can
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'stomach irritation. Less common
are bloody stools, shortness of
breath, skin rash , and unusual
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Some people are allergic to aspirin
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Acetaminophen has fewer side
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allergic reactions. At normal doses ,
· acetaminophen sometimes, though
rarely, may cause bloody or cloudy
urine , difficult or painful urination,
skin rash, unusual bleeding , or
yellowing of the eyes or skin .
The greatest danger from acetaminophen is its effect on the liver.
A single massive close , say 15 m
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Oral Herpes: Word Of Mouth
by JoAnn Rigolizzo, R.D.H., M.S.
Assistant Professor
Department ofDental Hygiene
College of
Allied Health Sciences of
Thomas Jefferson University
Mention oral herpes to a group of
people and watch their reactions.
You may see embarrassment , confusion, or a misplaced fe ar that oral
herpes is the same as genital herpes,
a venereal disease. The reason for
these reactions is a lack of knowledge
- of what herpes is, how it is transmitted and how to prevent spreading it. The way herpes is Seftsationalized currently is certainly not
helping to make ·people more aware
of the facts .
Oral herpes, or herpes simplex, is
.not genital herpes.It is not a venereal
disease. Oral herpes is a virus that
occurs on the lips or in the mouth. It
begins with a mild burning or itching sensation, followed by swelling
and rupturing of clusters of small
blisters. The result is a red ulceration , possibly c~vered by a brownish
crust. This ulceration is also called a
cold sore, or a fever blister. Cold
sore, fever blister and oral herpes are
synonymous terms.
The blister is a primary symptom
of oral herpes , but other symptoms
occur as well . The severity of the
symptoms depend on whether a person has primary"or secondary herpes.
Primary oral herpes , the first case
a person contracts , is more severe.
Symptoms can include a high fever,
swollen glands and lesions on the
lips and in the mouth - on the
tongue or palate. When the lesions
are ulcerated or open they can be
very painful. Eating can be difficult .
Some people become dehydrated
because fluid intake aggravates the
nerve endings. Children are more
severely affected by the symptoms
than adults.

Once the virus is introduced into
the body, it lies dormant until it is
reactivated . So , if you had the virus
once, chances a£e that you will have
it again . Secondary herpes (a recurring case) is not as severe ." It can be
painful , but is seldom debilitating.
Trauma, fatigue, menstruation or
emotional upset can reactivate the
dormant virus . Changes in your
state of health - colds, allergies and
pregnancy for example - can cause
a recurrence. Exposure to ~unligh t
and its ultraviolet rays will also activate the lesions.
Oral herpes can be transmitted
both to other people, and other
parts of the body. The virus is transmitted only from a person who has
an active case of oral herpes. Transmission occurs prim arily onJy from a
person who has an active case of oral
herpes. Transmission occurs primarily through direct contact with rupturing lesions, but can also occur
through contact with the saliva of a
person who has herpes. You can also
contract oral herpes through sexual
contact . But amorous adventures are
not the only way to transmit and
contract herpes . In fact , you can contract herpes by kissing your grandmother, drinking from your sister's
glass, or eating with your friend's
fork, if any of these people have oral
herpes .
Since herpetic lesions can occur on
the lips, mouth , nose and genitals, a
person who has herpes can transmit
the virus to these other parts of his or
her own body, through droplet infection or fi nger innoculation. A
mild case of oral herpes can be made
worse by causing more blisters to develop.
Several studies have shown th.a t
the herpes virus can live from 36 to
48 hours outside the body, but researchers are not sure under what
conditions this will happen .
Meticulous personal hygiene and

avoiding contact with herpes blisters
are the only ways to prevent spreading the infection. If you have oral
herpes, take extra precautions to
keep from causing more blisters .
Wash your hands often . l)o not
touch the lesion . If you use a wash-doth , clean it after each use . Be careful when brushing your teeth: you
can aggravate a lip lesion and spread
it to other pares of your mouth .
Avoid spreading the virus to others by washing all eating utensils in a
dishwasher or very hot water. Also,
be aware that, although oral herpes
does not automatically lead to genital herpes , it can be transmitted to
the genital area through sexual contact .
As was mentioned before , there is
no medicine that will cure oral herpes. Maintaining a good state of
health, reducing stress and keeping
exposure to the sun at a healthy minimum will help reduce the number
of recurrences.
If you suspect that you have oral
herpes, especially primary herpes,
see either a physician or a dentist.
They won't be able to cure the virus,
but they will tell you whether or not
herpes is causing whatever symptoms you have . Both can answer any
questions you have about the virµs
and how to prevent spreading the
infection.- There are over-thecounter drugs and rinses with a local
anesthetic that will relieve the symptoms . A dentist or physician can
help you identify which is most appropriate for you .
If you have oral herpes, remember
that it will be gone in 10 to 14 days,
just like a cold . It's not the end of
the world . It's not even the worst
thing that will ever happen to you .
So while the virus is running its
course, give yourself some extra care .
Most important, though, take the
precautions necessary to avoid in- 1
fecting others .

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. Betray~d by his date , Don Wolfrom turns around just in time to be
tmmortaltzed on film at the third Wilkes College pig-roast held at
Scarlet Grove, Harvey's Lake. According to those in attendance " A
' good time was had by all.'.'
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Promenading at the pig roast . Bob B~ggeworth and Cathy Schaf-

fer tear up the dance floor at Scarlet Grove to the music of Zo"o .

by waking up
GAI~SVlLLE ,Fla. (NOCR)-Earl y morning class got you down I Alarm
clock fail to get you up?
·
W At the~ - of Florida , there's an alternative for slow risers . Sophomore
eny Smith makes wa_ke-u~ ~alls , and will even stay on the phone until
the sleepy-eyed_per_son 1s defirntely on his or her feet . Smith herself used to
ha"'.e trouble cl1mbmg out of bed, so sh e knows what it feels like N
shnll ala~m , an early-rising roommate , a nearby rooster and the ~ha;~ 'c~
rake a little money all bolster her resolve to rise. Her fees are relati vely
ow: 20 cents per call , but Smith hopes to do volume business.
She offer~ to d? more than wake up her clients. For a somewhat higher
c~ar~'lm1t~ will pass along ~essa&amp;es. " Ha guy wants to tell a girl to bug
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an oesn t know how to, I II do 1t for him '' she says '' Whatever you
tell me , I' II tell her."
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telephone service problems and a few heavy breathers who answered her
student newspaper ads.
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Editor's
Corner
Well, it's the last week of classes. Finally. A matric ulating senior, I've seen three spring semesters come and go
at the College, all of them unique in some way, all of them
filled with the joy of impending summer and the relief. of
knowing another year had successfully passed. This
special time at Wilkes will always color my thoughts in
warm rich tones: all of the spring semesters in my mind
are peppermint with River Common cherry blossoms;
spring memories taste of the doughy, salty richness of
a Student Center soft pretzel munched hurriedly on the
way to class; they speak in a rich chorus of voices,
voices of those who touched my life for a brief happy time,
and then were gone.
I didn't know what to say in this last editorial (not an
unusual situation; I'm always stuck for editorial subjects).
I contemplated my past Wilkes years, and I remembered
the "thank-yous" that never got said: the thank you to
those professors who trained my mind to realize the
world's cor:nplexities, and opened my eyes to appreciate •
its beauty; the thank-you to those friends who bore with
me when the pressures became too burdensome, who
shared days of laughter and ridiculous fun, who spent_
long days and evenings in deep discussions that formed
our lives. I remembered the thank-you to my family, who
watched me evolve into different people through the
years, some of whom they understood, some of whom
they didn't, but all of whom they loved.
The nostalgia of "seniorhood" was upon me, and I was
inextricably caught in a web of reminiscence. Seniors are
allowed indulgence during their final weeks at a place
filled with memories; I sat watching joggers plod along
River Street and immersed myself in memory scenes of
places and people forgotten quickly in the rush of classes,
papers, and exams. I hope they will always stay with me
as they do now, to fill my quiet hours with pleasant
thoughts of the times when the world was a place of
1~hange in an atmosphere of growth.

Odyssey

@ l . T_aha 1982

"I /assume that you don 't have anything to· beat it."

Student Com,n~nds Jay_Tucker
On His 'Tireless Efforts'
Dear Editor:
Early in the semester, it was
announced that the position of
Student Center Di rec tor was to be
eliminated for the upcoming academic year due to budget cuts.
To those of us on the Student Cen ter Board, this seemed an absolutely unthinkable proposition, and a
committee was immediately organized to work with Student Government to reverse this decision. It
was our belief that there was obviously a lack of understanding on
the part of the - administ~ation,
regarding_ the absolute necessity of a
Student Center Director. The committee formulated a proposal which,
if accepted, woul_d have proyi_ded
funds to maintain the pos1t1on .
Unfortunately this P:oposal was
rejected , and, as of this week, the
earlier decision still stands.
I think it is appropriate at this
time to express sincere gratitude

and appreciation 10 Jay Tucker. who
has acted as director for the past
two years. There is no question
that during this time , the improvements in the Student Center itself,
as well as the continued popularity
and success of the activities sponsored through it, are the direct result
of Jay's hard work and dedication
to the students of Wilkes College.
Any student who has taken advantage of activities such as the
weekly ski trips • or white-water
rafting and Atlantic City bus trips,
is undoubtedly aware that nrit only
has Jay been open and responsive
to student needs and suggestions,
but that he has also always done so
mindful of the extremely limited
budget of a student.
Most students are not aware ,
however, of just how much time
and effort Jay actually gave to the
Student Center. Those of us OP
the board, who were able to work
closely with him , know well that
just as being a student is a "full

time job,'' being the Director of
a Student Center is also a roundthe-clock task , which doesn't allow
for much time off on nights or weekends. I know the other memhers
of the board share my respect for
Jay and his tireless efforts.
There is no doubt that budget
cuts and economic recession hit
hard all over , and the loss of Jay as
student center director is one cut
which will surely be felt by all
Wilkes students.
The Student
Center Board is determined, however, to maintain and improve•
the current level of activities offt'red through the Student Center .
and will undoubtedly do so bv fo llowing the fine example set by Jay .
Finally, a simple thinak -you is
certainly in order, so, thanks Jay!
You will surely be missed.

, Sincerely,
Kathy Hyde

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To the Editor:

To the Editor:

Than~ you. Chris Baron for your
article, " The Fin al Score,"
(The Beacon, April 22)! Your column praising the College' s administration and athletic department
was greatly appreciated by all. It
is nice to see both sides (the posi tive and the negative) covered in
editorials .
With recruits currently announcing their college choices , this article came at an opportune time.
An article of this type not only
i
~s morale on the campus,
b • 6 , ,vs readers how ad_minist:ato - _.. u coaches are working to improve the athletic program here at
Wilkes.
George Armstrong Cluster sa id
it best, " Let there be no mistake,
-winning is more fun than losing.''
Everyone is working to have mo re
fun in ' 83- ' 84 .
Phil Wingert
Soccer Coach

As the conference coordinators
for the 37th Annual Eastern Col leges Science Conference, we would
like to express our thanks to those
students, faculty, staff and administrators who helped us in executing a successful conference. Comments from visiting coordinators
and researchers were extremely
praise-worthy and we know that
without the help of all those who
participated the con feren ce would
not have been as valuable as it was.
Again ; than ks to all.
Sincerely,
Dr. Lester Turoczi
Faculty Conference Coordinator

The results of the last Blood
Donor Day are in and the winners
. have been determined . Student
Govern ,nent is the winner in the
club division. They will receive a
plaque for having mote donors than
any other club. In the rf's idence
hall division there was a
tie:
Sturdevant Hall and Founder's
Fourth Floor Men will each receive a $ 25 dollar first prize for having the same amount of · donors.
Th,-· . · ~ Pveryone who donated
tht . ' blood a~ :ell as to those
people who assisted the Red Cross
through out the day.
T h ank you,

Janis Fegley
Student Conference Coordinator

Ralph Pringle
Treasurer
Human Services Committee

�ApriL.29, 1983, T he Beacon, Page 7

Conservative Co mme nt.....................................:..;
by Stephen K . Urbanski and
James J. Haggerty, Jr.

Rumor has it that this is the last
Beacon of the year, which means
you'll probably find us in the un employrr.tnt lines next w,~k. Of
courst, the absence of column
~ riting will give us more time for
the finer things in life (feeding
pigeons, reading the National En·
quirer, an d looking for dimes in
pay phones). What does this all
mean? Are we two more helpless
victims of Reaganomics or just
members of that category known as
"seasonally unemployed?"
The
category which we fall ~to not
withstanding, the issues must still
be addressed, serious studies must
be undertaken, and forecasts must
be made. With this in mind, we
would like to address perhaps the
most pressing issue in recent mem ory:
the outcome of the base·
hall season.
For those of you who lost money
hettjn_g 0n our predictions last ·

which will likely be conveniently
overlooked by anti-Reagan prophets
of doom. Here is some other news
these folks may tend to selectively
forget. Factory -production was up
1. 1 percent in March , auto .sales
were up 36 percent , and inflation
has remained at the lowest rate in
more than a decade. With every
passing day, Ronald Reagan's
chances of winning a second term
increase.
Meanwhile, back at the conference table, the Soviet Union

•has resumed their favorite negoriat·
ing tactic, stonewalling. Let us
recap these negotiations for you.
Ronald Reagan startecj us down the
road toward nuclear holocaust by
proposing the elimination of all
intermediate range nuclear weap·
cins in Europe. The peace loving
Soviets turned down the offer.
The inflexible Reagan then challenged the Soviets to come up with
their own proposals to reduce these
weapons. The peace-at-any-price
Soviets were forced to turn down
this extreme offer. All the Sov-

Alternative Forms
by Kim Skrinak
The spirit of volunteerism is declining among college campus
students. This decline is brought
about by such situations as the
growing pressure to earn a higher
·grade level for a job market that is
becoming increasingly competitve.
The present apat hy of most students
towards ext racurricular activities
that grant them no relief from their
college expenses may be under·
stood. However, the loss of volunteers· to operate the functions
that _a_r~lat~d to publication_~f
the literary magazine and news·
paper will be felt by Many of us
who enjoy literary expression.
It is not a very inconceivable idea
that a newspaper or literary magazine cannot happen without human
effort. These publications do not
come about from thin air. Inestimable hours are poured into the de-

signing, editing, wri ting and other
related facets of these publications.
T he pressures of keeping a high
grade average can easily discour·
age the student from becoming in·
volved with the college paper or
magazine.
It is also not difficult for one to
realize that if the pressure for higher
grades is increased, the student
publications could fold permanently
due to the lack of volunteers. Although higher grades possibly could
be achieved by the use of the newly acquired time, a new loss would
!iefelt.
The literary magazine is an
outlet for the experiences and
emotions of the student who is
probably going through one of his,
or her, most crucial years of life.
Although it may be of questionable
gratification for the students, at
present, to transform their thought~ into print, the stories and poems

year. we apologize, but this year
we hope to get at least one of the
division winners right. The new
system of prediction which we have
undertaken requited ext en si ve
research and financing in our ef.
fort to determine the .respective
division winners. Based on the allimportant categories of ballpark
size, stadium hotdog prices, average annual rainfall, scoreboard
size, and the final 1964 records,
which we plugged into our Atari
home computer , we came up with
the following predictions. In the
American League , it's Baltimore
and Kansas City, while over in the
National League it's Pittsburgh and
Atlanta. These picks provide the
perfect opportunity to get back
the house you lost on our last year 's
picks .
Now that the important stuff is
out of the way, let's talk trivia.
In case you had not heard, the economic recovery is picking up steam.
The Gross national Product rose at
an annually adjusted rate of 3.1
percent in the lirst quarter, a fact

iets are waiting for is a reasonable
offer which lets them keep what
they have and prohibit us from
building any. Who says they are
tough to please?
Well, we will be keeping a close
eye on the news over the summer,
and we hope you will be too. But, ·
before we depart for our summer
retreat , we would like to thank all
those who made this column pos·
sible. Our sincerest thanks go out
to Joe Antinnes , Christopher
Sholes, John Dryden, our editor
Amy Elias, and everyone we have
ever met .
In closing, let us leave you with
this thought. In the words of a
would-be prophet, "Make an armadillo smile, and the world is your
oyster."

Any comments or criticisms
are welcome. Please write to us
at The Beacon, and the staff will
forward all letters to the unemployment office.

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of these students could increase in
significance a few years after they
have left college . They would,
for their lifetime, have a publication that contains thoughts and
emotions pt'rnliar to their generation . By reaJing the literary magazine· they would realize the ele·
ments, good or bad , that forced
their years in college. This idea
may seem ridiculous now, but in
time it will not.
The students of Luzerne County
Community
experienced
the loss of their newspaper and lit·
erary magazine. The newspaper
was carried out as a newsletter
until it folded completely. The lit·
erary magazine, which was banned
because it did not compliment
the community image, aroused
the students into publishing an underground literary magazine. The
literary magazine had to be distributed in a covert manner be-

··c~nige

cause reports were coming in to
those behind the magazine that
copies were being confisca ted by
the . campus guard from the pro·
fessors' desks while they were not
in their offices. The costs to publish the magazine Wef'e raised from
a benefit concert and donations
from other lociil co!Jege literary
magazines .

Perhaps the present-day college
student would scoff at the time_and
trouble it took to publish a student
litera ry m agazine without the
financial backing of a college administration, but he or she should
realize that the students had, in
this way, developed a publication
that reflected the spirit of an age of
hope and ideals.
Many of the
oeople who were in college and in·
v1.. 'ved in the publication of the lit·
erary magazine had hopes of becoming educated in order to change
the world for the hetter. These·

beliefs of the students who published Ahimsa (the name given to the
uqderground magazine) are prob·
ably considered archaic to the ' ·.
modern, career-minded student.
With the de-emphasis of volunteerism in the publication .9{
literary works,
wonders what
the future of colleges· will · be like.
Will they become ''mental vocational technical institutes'' that
are geared· solely toward career
preparation? What function will
the poet and writer serve in these
changing times? Perhaps the poet
. and writer will someday vansih.
I hope that I am wrong, but I have
seen a college that I previously
attended eliminate a college newspaper and literary magazine. I
would not be surprised to see it
happen again.
Only this time,
the students will not be in the
position to fight back.

one

- - - --Classifieds-- - -Bill: Meet Karen at the WOODS!

Bill 0: ROCKY!

To Ellen, Beckface, Chris, Donna SK,
Steve, Steph, Cheryl, my most patient
Doug and Marian, and Don Leslie (and
John), and Andrea:
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You have taught me much and
I love you all. T hanks for a great, great
year. Amy.

Loooosier: Oooooh maaaan!! !!
The Wiffer

Greg: They say pay-backs are the
worst. Remember that the next time
you are in one of your practical
joking moods. Another point· to
ponder: Two heads are better than
one! Friend of the "family"
Glo, Duff! Surrogate

Becky: Thank you for being a
friend: for being there to "pick up
the pieces" when I thought my
world was about to end, for making
me see things in myself that I never
knew existed, for being a constant
source of encouragement (no matter
what endeavor I pursued), for list. ening. But most of all, thank you for
bein11: you.
D.

For Sale: Wilkes College Nursing
Uniforms, Size-Large $5.00 8295000 or after May 1st 287-4275.

Karen R: Meet Bill at the WOODS!

Shell: I hope the gentle blessing in
the breeze 1s with you, in N.Y. and
always

Gary S: Thanks for the snowjob!

Recently Separated? You may be
an important part of a current research program. The Sociolo~y Department at Wilkes College 1s currently conducting research reiating
to the adjustment process for recently (3 months or less) separated individuals who were not married to each
·other. If you are interested in assisting us in our research and/or have
any questions please contact Mr.
Ray Ward at 73S-05978 or Dr. Bruce
Brown at 824-465 l, ext. 466. Complete confidentiality is assured .
Captain Quinn , Crash and burn.

To the entire 82-83 Beacon Staff:
Congratulations and best wishes to
all of us who are departing. To those
remaining behind, (hee hee hee)
Broken typesetters and missed deadlines to ye! Just kidding! Steve

Dear D: Happy 6 months, 20 days,
19 hours, 15 minutes, and · 30.5
seconds. But , who's counting.
The pain

What it is! To my big sister, Becky
W:

Tod Hogan:
You'll Never survive
alone! Get a pet!

next year

Though you have written some
things which I hope you didn't mean,
I still love you anyway. Hugs and
kisses from a different person.
Love, Your Baby Sister

�Page 8, The Beacon, April 29, 1983

The Great Wedding Gown Caper
by Niccole Baron

and Heidi Abramowitz
What do average college students
do on a sunny Saturday in April?
Well, some may go out and play
softball or frisbee at Kirby Park . A
lot of the nubile, young, female coeds like to sun themselves in the
backyards of their dorms . Others
still enjoy going for walks through
the River Commons, or stealing daffodils and tulips from unsuspecting
peoples' yards.
Personally, being the 1'dventurous, fun-filled pair that we are, we
find these harml.ess past times rather
boring and trite. We like living on
the edge, taking a few chances . So
wbat did we do this past weekend
when Saturday morning dawned
might and dear? We courted dan,cr. We involved ourselves in classic
inuiguc ... we went downtown and'
using the names given above, we
tt:icd' on wedding gowns!
Welt, actually, Nikki tried' on
wedding gowns, while Heidi sat
there and lied to all the trusting, eager little sales clerks . It's not that
Nikki's planning on getting married
in the near future, it's just one of
those quirky little things people always want to do , but never get the
chance to; you know , like bull fighting in Madrid , sky diving into Lake
Erie , going on an African safari or
telling your least favorite instructor
what he can do with his research project.
Don• c think this was easy either. It

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cook planning and weeks of careful
preparation to pull this caper off.
We had to chink up suitable aliases ,
pick a wedding dace , decide on how
many non-existent guests would be
at the pseudo-reception , find an engagement ring, pick some unsuspecting fool. whose name we could
use as the groom's , decide whether
to have a traditional or modern wedding and whether the bride 's family
was planning on going "wholehog " or being cheap.
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Niccole Baron came easily, but
Heidi Abramowitz wok minutes of
deep contemplation and the realization fhat this would probably 'hy m,y
only chance in life to be Jewiib. As
to the wedding dat-e, Nikki decided
she wanted to be married ita ~ s t
and the 20th seemed like a ttice eV¢1l
number. Naturally, the reception
hac t0 be held at Gcnetti's . We decided to ,o "whole-hog" and iftvitc
n8fakc pcor,le to this shin-dig. We
don't want to get anyone on campus
paranoid or anything, so we won't
mention who we decided on for a
groom (snicker, snicker, giggle , immature laughter) .
The engagement ring was easy ;
Heidi had her grandmother's. Fortunatel y we managed to force it on .
to Nikki's porky liccle ring finger
(can you tell Heidi's typing chis article?) . We decided nor to limit ourselves in dress choices , so we didn 't
specify whether Nikki was going traditional or modern .
Cleverly disguised as a legitimate

bride-co-be and her faithful maidof-honor, we sauntered into Blum
Brothers Bridal Salon . The clerks
were busy fitting cwo " real " brides ·
and cold us to pick out a few dre~ses

aad wait. We amused our~lves ~
gaing through the gowns and a.ftef

cltoosing three (tlie aAJ.y ·1iht¢e size
12's in the entire shop . We KVff tt•
alizcd bri&lt;ics only came msize t's.
Yhat's wrong with these ~~
Even Ptiru:ess Di was a size ll when
she get mauicd; no w011•1 tk ,-,
girl had re have her gown made for

her), we sat down aad looked at is-.
sues of Modern Bride from 1974 .
After half an hour, this got pretty
boring . Heidi wanted to make a
scene, act like a really snotty, spoiled
rich kid, but Nikki swore she would
make her eat the nearest veil if she
tried it.
Heidi settled for talking loud
enough about her wealthy family in
Long Island for everyone in a five
yard radius to hear her. We got some
weird looks from the people sitting
across from us . One bride 's mother
acted like she was reading a magazine, but it was obvious she was listening to our conversation . When
we got into an argument over
whether or not Heidi 's sister, Hilda,
had to get married (Heidi insisted
the baby was just three months premature), the woman dropped the
magazine and the contents of her
purse on the floor.
Finally, one of the clerks became
available, and Nikki was ushered
into the dressing room with her selections . It should be noted that the
sales clerks do not leave those dresses
out of their sight for even one' minute; they insist on helping you dress.
They must be afraid someone's going to put one on under their street
clothes and walk, unnoticed , out of
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Considering the fact that all the
dresses looked pretty barfy on the
hangers , Heidi almost fell over when
Nikki swept out of the dressing
room, looking fantastic . We had a
l0t of fun ma~ing the sales ladies run
back and forth with hats and veils
and constantly fixing the trains of
the gowns .
After we thought we 'd made the
clerks suffer enough (by the way,
they were real sweethearts and, as we
sit here writing this, we fed just a
tad guilty for dcceiviag them) we
decided it was time to meve oo,

Zimmerman's being our next target .
Zimmerman 's was different.
Their sales clerks were real gogetters , ready to get in there and
fight, fight, fight for that " Big
Sale". Sensing this, we set them up
for the "Big Sting." We proceeded
cautiously, weighing our words carefull y, waiting for just the right moment to spring the trap . And then it
· happened .
Our fawning saleswoman announced that the first gown Nikki
tried on was a "real bargain" at
$250. Realizing that this was the
moment , Heidi , with a casuaf wave
of her hand , an0ounced that
"meney was no object." Nmki e00fiffllcd this hy stat"'g that SM 011ly
pfamu:d en getA:ing married 8ftCC
and waeted to do it up 1i«lu. We
watched in amazement as Mar
signs apJ&gt;cared where the w01111aa,' s
pUf&gt;ils 1,1sed to be . She immeaatdy
asked Ni-kki if .she· d like t0 fry es. a
$1100 gown. In a voice o£ casual ifldifferencc, Nikki sighed, "On
sure ."
What the woman neglected to tell
Nikki was that this 'was yet ·a nother
of those infamous size S's. She
yanked Nikki into the dressing room
and proceeded to stuff her into the
gown . Seated near the dressing
room, Heidi could hear Nikki saying , " It's too small. I can't
breathe, " and the saleslady's reply,
"Nonsense, it will fit; we'll make it
fie !!"

It was at this point that Heidi almost blew our cover. The salesclerk,
determined to convince Nikki that
she wanted to buy a wedding gown
chat was two sizes too small , stuck
her head out of the dressing room
and began calling co Heidi , who was
sitting less than four feet away.
Heidi , who was busy watching some
other bride model her gown, had totally forgotten her code name.
Nikki , still trapped in the constricting gown, realized what had happened and almost panicked . Thinking quickly, she poked her head out
of the dressing room and in her most
cutting voice began shouting.
" Heidi, HEIDI, HEI--DI!!!!"
The absent-minded Heidi fin all y
looked around to see who everyone
was shouting at, and reali-zed it was
her. This near - catastrophe narrowly avoided .Heidi vowed to keep
her mind on the task at hand : bamboozling store personnel who were
just trying to do their job (callous
laughter).

We further beguiled our clerk 0y
questioning whether a long-sleeved
gown would he too hot for a 750
guest reception at Gcnetti's . .-hen

Heidi suggested that the Grand
Ballroom
was
probably airconditioned, the woman refused co
let Nikki try on the dresses she had
chosen, and went in search of " more
elegant, expensive ones."

Did y111u know th~t thefe is a nm
wcdJing gowns this month?• At
least mat's what we were lead to hc:kcvc. Our cle,k rc:peatcElly aaft@l.lflced, with ca.ch gown NiAl&amp;i
cried QO, that, not only dia Nikki
look fantastic, but if she didn't buy
it or at least put down a fair deposir,
the gown would surely be gone the
next morning. She was truly amazing. If Heidi said Nikki looked nice,
the woman immediately proclaimed
it throughout the entire shop . We
believe that if Heidi had stated that
Nikki wanted to look putrid, the
clerk would have immediately announced to the entire score that
Nikki had to be che ugliest bride she
had ever 5een.'
We eventually grew tired of our
folly and tried to leave the store . Our
sales clerk refused to let us go, insisting she put a few dresses on reserve
for Nikki and give us her business
card. We were glad to agree. Meer
giving Nikki's name and wedding
date, we walked calmly out of the
score and into the daylight. We
managed to cross the street before
breaking into fits of uncontrollable
laughter.
You may wonder, what , if anything , did we learn fro m chis Mission Improbable? Well, we learned
that Nikki won ' t look coo much like
a frump if and when she walks down
the aisle (yes, Heidi is still typing).
We learned that everyone had better
start d ieting now if they plan on getting married in the next ten years .
We learned that there are three wedd ing gowns sitting in the backroom
of Zimmerman 's with the name
Niccole Baron on them . We learned
that we missed _ our calling ; we
should either be making films or
working for the CIA .
Is there a moral to our little adve nture into the "seamy" world of
wedding gowns? Only this: make
sure you remember your code name.

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Layout: The Untold Story
b)Rebecca Whitman
c.r'ld Donna Nitka
Finally". the truth can be told.
The veii of secrecv surrounding the
late-night · gat herings in Parrish.
Room 27 . can be torn away to reveal the sea'lly, sleazy underbelly
of the business of hardcore· journ alism.
We realize the burning question
on campus this yea r has been
"\\'hat really goes on at Beacon
layouts? What keeps those people
there until three in the morning?
What could possibly be so entici ng
that it lures them back week after
week? It's got to be more than
those measly scholarships ." See:
ing that it's the last issue of the year
and there is noiliing .JerD' Falwell
can possibly do to us BOW, · we feel
the time ii; ri~t t0 e ~ tile wrdi d truth.
.
The &amp;aeon serves as a front
for one of t:he mest -~ -e i:eli#@lilS
cults ever kn0wn . layout i-s a
ritual we 0bserve weetdy with ~reat
reverence ant½devot10fl.
Fre-fuyo ut begins eat1ly ifl · t.ke
week when individua:fs come to
their place of worship with the products of their laoor, otherwise
known as copy. The search for COJilY
can be compared -to Percival 's quest
for the Holy Grail; long grueling
ho urs are spent following false leads
and solving the puzzles presented hv

pages of unorganized inten·iew
notes. After spending a few mom ents in silent meditation, gazing at
the Holy Icon of our departed man aging editor, who we believe will
come again when we need him
most, we reverently place our copy
on the altar of the copy editor.
The copy editor has the arduous
task of cleansing our copy of all its
impurities. If is now ready to be
sacri ficed to the tempermental god
of t he typesetter.
The dreaded god of the typesetter.
quick to anger , can onl y be calmed
by one person-the keeper of the
typesetter . He alone can program
this being to accept our offerings .
Once this monster has ingested the
fruit of our labor, it spits it back in
a purified form-long narrow - columns of newspaper print which the
waiting editors are res!Klnsible for
arran.l!ing ifl tlle proper eraer on
their assigned. pages it tlht fi:~
magic is to take place. One mcorrectly placed celumn can bFilil'g disaster.
Before the columns can- be af!fixed to the pages, they must pass the
test of the waxer. The waxer has a
rnrnd of its own , and if it finds fault
with an y copy, it s1:1cks it into a
hc1i ling, waxy oblivion . When this
happens. it must be resubmitted to
the god of the typesetter, which
makes the keeper of the . typesetter
very upset . That copv which makes

it thre, .;ih the waxer. is atli:,(('d to
th e prop r pages.
Howe, -r, the editors are not
totally without divine assistance.
They have the Holy T -Square.
The legend behind the Holy T Square is one of mystic · power.
As thi; story goes, may years ago .
when the Beacon cult had just begun. the editors found themselves
frustrated by uneven columns and
slanting headlines. They cried to
their gods for assistance, aftd their
prayers were answered. Late one
night , as one editor wai~ed mourn fully over his un even pages. an om inous rumbling filled the room and
suddenly, in a burst of flames.
there appeared in the middle of the
.floor the Holy T -Squa-re , and a
deep annoyed vioce said, "Here,
idiot , use this!" From that day
forward, the T -~a,renas beefl held
i-n rever-cmce, ool-y bemg l!Secl occasionall-y in conjunct~ wit-h the nerf
basketball for ~Uaad ~ Thr.01,1ghout the laye~ sessioR,
many of the e~s _rrta~e ef a
magical, life-restorin,g ~ . wkieh
is procured hy the e.ditor-m-d1ief
in freeze -dried form, After mjest ing this stran~e aFtd wmtaerfu-1 liquid, editors feel they have the
strengt h to complete their task.
The next step is to create ''fit ting'" headlines . . The only rule
that _governs headlines is that thev
fit over articles. Editors , by now

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Restoration Comedy AW elcome Treat
by Rebecca Whitman
This past weekend, the Theater
Arts department put on their last
play of the school year, The Country
Wife, a production written by the
seventeenth century Restoration
playwright, William Wycherly.
The comedy follows the activities
of a Mr. Horner, a London playboy
who comes up with the brainstorm
plot to tell everyone in his social circle that he has suddenly become impotent, so husbands will be less cautious with their wives around him .
The play is filled with subplots and
intrigues involving Homer's friends
and acquaintances.
Despite a slow start, die school
production,
directed
by Jay
Siegfried, provided the audience
with not only some carefree laughs
but also a chance to experience the
language, style and drama of another era.
At first, I didn't understand why
the audience was allowed to observe
the scene changes, but during intermission I read the director's notes in
my program and discovered that this
was the way scenes w~re changed
when the play was originally staged
in the late 1600's. I also learned that
the scenery and lighting, delightful
as usual, were done in true 17th century style.
Many of the actors and actresses
seemed to have trouble getting their
lines out of their mouths, and while .
some appeared to be trying to affect
British accents, others simply
sounded like they attended Wilkes
Coliege. Censidering the fact that
the p.la-y was written over tMe celil-

walk arou.nd today speaking the way
people did then would probably be
locked up , the cast did not have an ·
easy task.
Because of the "language barrier," I'm sure the audience missed
out on a lot of jokes that had the Restoration theater-goers rolling in the
aisles, but there were plenty of sexrelated references that a "modern"
audience could relate to and enjoy.
Often, the gestures and intonations
of the actors were enough to keep
the crowd entertained .
Some of the most amusing scenes
involved Shawn Sharknas as the rakish Mr. Harcourt, attempting to seduce Alithea (played with exceptional intelligence by Rebecca
Schmitt) right in front of her affected and boorish fiance , Mr.
Sparkish. Sparkish was played by
Russell Curtis, and his constant
preening and exagerated actions
were hilarious.
Stephen DiRocco and Kim Gross,
as the fretful Mr. Pinchwife and his
naive young wife (an object ofHorner's affection) provided some very
humorous exchanges.
Playing the lead a., the "horny"
Mr. Horner was .Gene Wachowski .
Wachowski ' s facial expressions filled
the gaps in some of his spcieches
where I'm sure everyone got lost in
the maze of 17th century witticisms
and innuendo .
Some scenes were so filled with
"language" that I found myself
looking around to scie who else had
decided to attend the Sunday afternoon performance . Several scenes
where Tawny .Ruslroe, Annette Sch-

onscage to contemplate their fate as
well-to-do women in the 1600's
seemed to last forever. While they
were probably making important
statements about the lifestyle of
women in that era, it was lost in the
excessive "verbage" of the time . I
pitied these actresses for getting
stuck with such mouthfuls of words
and can understand why they had
the tendency to stand in one spot
and recite their lines . Trying to move
around the stage and blurt out all
they had to say wou!d take an incredible amount of agility.
In spite of a few rough spots , I can
honestly say I really never got bored;
a little stiff, but never bored. At the
points where m y ears su-uendered to
the onslaught of archaic speech, the
dazzling (literally) costumes were
enough to keep me entertained .
The hat collection alone kept a smile
on my face .
One thing that pleased me was
the number of new faces I saw onstage. Sharksnas, Rushoe, Schmidlin, Whitehead, Ann Costello,
Calesta Schmitt, Mark Kahn and
John Fin:n were all in their first
Wilkes College production. When
interest in most other campus activities is d ying , it's nice to see people
getting involved in something ."
The Country Wife gave not only
the audience, but also everyone involved in the production a chance to
learn more about a bygone era, not
only about the theater but also the
attitudes and social ox,pecta.tions of
the time . However, unl'ike ,many of
our other "educaci0Ra! eiqx:riences " this one was fan .

No, it 's not aU flttt a-nd games at The Beacon, Putting together a
~wspaper every week is a hi:gh stress job that takes imdtigeoce, selfc0ntrol amt a ,rue sense 9f responsibilily. Our ecmms t~~ the ir jobs
seriousliyt

weary. cannot be lleld- H!sp,onsi-Dk
for the cont,eJ&lt;tt of their h ~ s .
Newcomers to the weekty rite
are initiated by bei,f'l"g ceremoniousl·v
bound , hafld and foot, with bordiir
tape . (the stuff used to create all
those interesting black lines which
surround photos and some articles).
This symbolizes the strangle-hold
the layout ritual will soon have ov'er
their private life. No one escapes
the tortures of border tape.
Once the pages are completed
and approved by the high -priestess /
editor-in -chief, they are blessed.
This is done by placing a clean white
sheet of layout paper over the fin ished page and running the sacred
roller over it. This task is usually
delegated to the editor who still
ha, the strength to use his or her
arpis.
But, the rituals are not all horrifv -

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ing. We have ©UI' fesl:ivals. also.
Much like the Ol')'ff1Vks, a series
of games and activtt-ies t~ke place
to amuse the go&lt;i! . Stomach con tests require that the male editors
striJc1 to the waist , much to the pleas ure of the assistant news/ featu re
editor. and jump up and dow n for
no apparent reason. A more popu ·
lar event is the fascinating " Happy
Lips Show .,,~ . This activity is sn
sacred that we would damn our selves to hellfire and brimston e if
we were to even attempt to explain
it.
This cult is not an exclusive
organization. and the editors wnulJ
welcome additional members. Anv one interested in. delving into the
deepest recesses of Bcconism next
vear is encouraged to contact , hl·
office to begin their ritual indnct ri n
at1nn now.

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Lower Interest
Lt&gt;t,,,is Aw,ilallle
Parents strapped for funds to help their children
meet educational costs now can obtain insured loans
at a tower 12 percent interest rate than they could at
the beginning of this academic year according to the
Pennsylvania Higher Education Assistance Agency.
The lower interest rate became effective November l for the Auxiliary Loans to Assist Students program, also referred to as Parent or ' 'PLUS '' loan program, which makes funds available for financing
costs of education not met by state and federal grants
or the regular state guaranteed loans for students.
Parent loans disbursed before November l were at 14
percent interest. The lower 12 percent rate is expected to remain in effect for at least the next 12
months.
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support and to graduate and professional students .
Undergraduate students who do not enjoy parental
support also can qualify under the new program .
Conceived at a time of tight money and high interest rates, Parent loans were authorized by federal
law in 1980 and approved for Pennsylvania by state
enabling legislation the following year. Loans to
parents have become an important source of educational funds for many middle-income families because no " needs test" is required. These loans make
it possible for parents and student$ to borrow all or
part of the " expected family contribution" to their
educational costs when it is not possible to meet that
expense from savings, current income, or through
the regular loans to students under the long-standing
state guaranteed program .
Participating lenders such as commercial banks,
savings banks, savings and loans and credit unions
make the Parent loans on a "pay-as-you-learn" basis
with repayment ordinarily beginning within 60 days
after the loan is disbursed . Minimum monthly payments are $50 and a minimum annual repayment of
$600 is set for the program. Repayment may be extended up to ten years. Most lenders require only a
standard credit check for Parent loans .
Maximum borrowing limits for Parerit loans are
$3,000 per student per academic grade level up to an
aggregate maximum of $15 ,000 per student for all
Parent loans. Undergraduate students who.are independent of their parents' financial support are limited to a combined maximum of $2,500 per academic
grade level under both the Parent and regular
guaranteed student loan programs up to an aggregate maximum of$12,500 for both programs.
Under the Parent program borrower's obligation
to pay is cancelled if the parent or student who is
borrowing dies or becomes totally and permanently •
disabled . Temporary disability and other circumstances can qualify the borrower for deferment of
payments on the principal of the loan, although payment of the interest still is required .
For more information contact the Financial Aid
Office .

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make good Marine Officers. If you're one of them. we 11 give you a chance to prove 1t dunng summer
training at Quantico, Virginia.
Our program is Platoon Leaders Class, PLC. With ground, air and law options. Coll~ge Freshmen,
sophomores, juniors and seniors are eligible to join. You might even qualify for up to $2,700 to help
you through college. But if money is all you're looking for, don't waste your time.
The challenge is leadership. If you want it, work for it. If you've got it, show us. It's one hell of a
challenge, But we're looking for, one hell of a man.

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�Apri l 29, 1983, The Beacon , Page 11

Nursing Curriculum Improved

One area with which a student interested in earning a degree in nursing must cope, is fulfilling
chemistry requirements. Labs are often time-consuming, and for many,
impossible to fit into an already
crowded academic schedule. The
College is offering during spring semester, for the first time, chemistry
labs on Saturday mornin~ and
chemistry classes in the evening session .
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Dr. Virginia Nehring, chairwoman of the Nursing Department
said, "We are looking for ways to
help students succeed in our curriculum. This may help those coming
into the program whether they are
full or part time students , R.N.' s
who want a baccalaureate degree , or
those who have a degree in another
discipline but want a second degree
in nursing. The schedule should alleviate some of the stressful time situations with which they must deal.''
In addit~on to the chemistry labs,
courses in biology needed by nursing.students will also be offered on
weekends and at night. Human anatomy and physiology will be offered
in the evening with labs on Saturday
mornings.. Tentatively scheduled for

summer is Chemistry 130, Organic :
and ~iological Chemistry, a course
planned to complement the biology
Anatomy and Physiology spring
component.
Listed in the spring schedule for
these disciplines are: Chemistry
11 1-E, Introduction to Chemical
Reactions and Principles, Wednesdays , 6:30-9:30 p.m .; Chemistry
111-El (Lab.) Saturdays, 8:30 a.m .
until 12 :30 p.m.; Biology 116 , Human Anatomy and Physiology,
Wednesdays, 6:30-9:10 p .m. ; and
Biology 116-El (!:.ab.), Saturdays, 9
a.m . until noon.
Further information concerning
the nursing program at Wilkes may
be obtained by calling 824-4651 , extension 230.

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inside the third floor of the Student Center to give everyone a sneak
preview of what the new digs will look like , but this was the best we
could do . Students will just h ave to use their imaginations until next
semester.

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Edwin Newman
Featured In Recent Lec,ure
Veteran NBC news correspondent, Edwin Newm2.n, sp0ke to
a packed gymnasium last Thursday night. Author of two bestsellers on English usage, Strictly
Speaking: Wtll America Be the
Death of English? and A Civil
Tongue, Newman's speech focused on the misuse and abuse of
the English language .
Newman is currently the anchor of NBC News Capsule on
weekends which updates viewers
on the news of the day. In the
past, he has served as a foreig n
correspondent in numerous
countries.
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Newman's appearance was
the second lecture sponsored by
the Max Rosenn Lecture Series .

Outward Bound is more than a
trip of high adventure.
Its disco~ring yoursel!
~arning that you 're better than
. you think you are.
And.finding out how to work
with others.
Come join us on a 3-week trip
of excitement and self-challenge.
You may come back a better .
you.

Outdoorsmen Given The Opportunity .
To Live And Learn In The Wilda-ne,s .
If one of your part-time or full- comprised of a small group of inquiring students and staff who travtime goals is to teach, live or learn
el. across .the country as a learning
in the out-of-doors, the National
Audubon Society Expedition In- cq_mmurtity. As . they · camp out
September to May and summersstitute (NASEI) may be the college,
hiking, skiing , and canoeinggraduate school, or high school program for you. T he Institute offers the Expedition community visits
accredited experiential traini ng, people and places to observe, discourses, and degree programs to cover , question, and develop a
help students develop outdoor and practical awareness of America's ·
environmental skills and career ecosystems, cultures, and history.
opportunities supported by NASE! Their classroom is wild America.
You can't fully learn about the
grants. Institute coursework leads
to Bachelor's or Master's degrees environment or careers by sitting ·
with many cooperating institutions. in a classroom. T hat's why the ExStudents receive credit for all their pedition uses a hands-on approach .
orevio11s c-mirsf'work and life experi- They' ll teach yo u practical skills
ences, and Audubon courses may in · ecology, comm unity developbe transterred to other schools.
· ment , conservation, human relaThe Expedition Institute is a tionships., energy use, nut rition,
one-room schoolhouse on wheels as well as the academ.ics of the nat-

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the final score

COLONELS:

by
Chris Baron

BASEBALL

Top Dogs in MAC Northwest
l~'s 5:15 a.m . and I'~e just s·pent the past three hours trying to write a
fitting last column. I have many preconceived ideas about what a last column
should be: it should be witty, intelligent and insightful.
I've already tried the "reminisce about my college athletic career" appro~ch and, though it brought back memories of suffering through l6stra1¥ht losses on the ~ridiron, and the joy of that agonizing streak finally
commg to a~ end, I d1dn'4want to devote an entire column to' my personal
sports expenences .
I considered explaining the ups and downs of being the Beacon sports
editor, but concluded that this would be of little use to my readers.
I conJemplated telling everyone to "eat my dust and I'll s~e you on the
gol1: course," but, although this appealed to me immensely, it would be an
obv10us cop-out.
I thought about thanking all of my colleagues at The Beacon for accepting
me _half-way through t~e sch~ol year, but they all know that I appreciate
thelf help and support m turnmg a former jock into a half-decent writer.
One of my worst ideas was to tell the college population to get involved
because it is the right thing to do . I now realize that nothing I can s;y will
change the student apathy that has become so much a part of today's college
scene.
So , what am I left with? It's now 5:45 a.m., and I'm out of coffee, and
ideas.
I guess all I really wanted to say was that when I look back on the events
that have filled the last four years of my life, I realize I have a collection of
experiences, both good and bad, and like anyone else , I hope I can use these
to help me in the future.
My only piece of advice to next year's co-sports editors is to speak your
mind and back it up with facts . This may win you a trip to the president's
office every now and then, but it's not such a bad place.
No one likes to write, but everyone likes to have written . You'll undoubtably have those nights when you just can't find the right words (much like I
did tonight or today or whatever it is now), but keep in mind the satisfaction
of seeing your work in print every Friday, though there may be times when it
seems you're the only one who appreciates it.
... well, how's that for witty, intelligent and insightful?
Now, I'm off to the nine-to-five grind and weekends filled with that rotten game of golf.

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The Wilkes College baseball
team stayed on top of the Northwest League of the MAC when they
split a cbubleheader with Juniata,
and swept a second one with Dickinson recently.
The split with Juniata pushed
the Colonels' record to 4-2 in the
MAC, and 8 -5 overall. The Colonels lost the opener, 12-4, but won
the nightcap, 10-9.
In the first game, the Colonels
rose to an early lead by scoring
six runs in the second inning. John
Good popped a two-run · single,
and Rich Geffert drilled a two-run
double in tt:is scoring spree.
Juniata made a comeback and
regained 5 runs to tie the game
6-6 after three innings . Ken Sorrick
highlighted the fifth inning when he
smashed a 390-foot homerun which
tied the game at 7-7.
The Colonels scored three more
runs , and led 10-8 in the last inning. They managed to stave off
a Juniata surge when Good recov ered a line drive up the middle ,
and forced the runner. at second,
which allowed Juniata only one run .
The Colonels swept their second
doubleheader on Tuesday against
Dickinson College., They beat the
Red Devils 5-1 in the first game,
and 3-1 in the nightcap.
In the first game, winning pitcher Nick Volpetti tallied his third
win of the season when he struck
out six and walked two.
Sorrick. scored the first run for
the Colonels on a triple that resulted in a bad relay to the plate.
Sorick and Ted Komoroski were
both 4 for 7.
In the second game, which went
into an extra inning, the Colonels
broke a 1-1 tie by scoring two runs
in the eighth.

The Colonels trailed , 1-0 ,inti!
Ed Domzalski tied up the game
with a double. Komorski doubled
in Ned Sandercock, and Komorski then scored by virtue of Dom- ·
zalski's RBI single.
Winning pitcher Dana Colavetti,
3-1 on the season, struck out 7
and walked two. The wins pushed
the Colonels far ahead of Dickinson
in the MAC standings, as Dickinson was within one game of the Colonels before the sweep.

Coach Bob Duliba was pleased
with his team's performance on the
road. He was impressed with the
way the Colonels played.
"We had a great pitching performance from -Volpetti and Colavetti,'' he said.
Duliba was also confident that
the end of the season would find the
Colonels on top. He added. ''If
we keep playing like this, we ' ll
have the championship in hand.''

Holmes Gives Scranton a
Needed Shot in the Arin
by Michele James
It was quite an opportunity for
the city of Scranton to play host to
the World Heavyweight Championship bout belween Larry
Holmes and Lucien Rodriguez
this year. Not 'only was it a great
day for the slouching city of Scranton, but it may also be a great beginning for the sport of boxing in
this area.
Although boxing may seem to
be a somewhat controversial sport,
it has given the city of Scranton an
opportunity to get its name on the
map , so to speak .
Larry Holmes began his career
in this city and · did not forget it.
Unlike other successful celebrities
who made it to the top , forgetting
all those little people, Mr. Holmes
did not. This championship bout
was his and he could have done it
whereever he wished . Fortunately, he wished it to be in Scranton .
Not only did Holmes' choice of
location impress this writer , it -also
impressed thousands of fans from all
di rections outside Scranton . It is
amazing how one person can give
so much inspiration to so many
people. But the impression woh 't

stop at one fight.
Looking into the future, Larrv
Holmes sees Scranton as becoming
the boxing capital of the worl&lt;l.
He and Mayor McNulty have been
throwing around some ideas concerning the proposition . One such
idea is the erection of an edifice to
house the Boxing Hall of Fame.
Although nothing has been ma&lt;le
official, its location will be across
from the Memorial Stadium . What
a shot in the arm this could be for
the town of Scranton.
I salute Holmes for remembering
where he came from , and for doing
something to benefit not himself
but thousands of people in this area .
We all thank him.

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FOOTBALL AWARDS
by Chris Baron

The Colonels' Football team held
its awards luncheon last Sunday at
which time they honored outstand- ·
ing players and named captains for
next season.
Rich Murray and Pat Walsh were
named co-winners of the Most
Valuable Defensi ve Pl ave r nf the
Year Award. '
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Walsh , a 5' II" . \8 5-pr&gt;un&lt;l
linebacker from Olyphan t. Pa. ,
leads all Wilkes plave rs in tac kles
this JYdSt season an&lt;l. also served as

co-captain for the 1982 Colonels.
Murray was a standout at defen sive back for the Colonels where he
lettered as a freshman and also a
sophomore.
The Most Valuable Offensive
Player of the Year Award went to
sophomore wide receiver John
Seiler.
The fleet-footed Tower
City , Pa . native led Wilkes last
season in receiving.
Loris Lepri, a 6'1", 225 -pound
senior , was the reipient of the
Gallagher Award .
The annual
award is symbolic of dedicat ion

and integrity on and off the fi eld .
The Clarks Summit , Pa. nati, ,·
wi ll be accepting a com mission in
the United States Marine Corps
following graduation in May.
Head Coach Bill Un swo rth
announced that Walsh and Murray wi ll serve as co-captains for the
1983 Colonels. Both players will
be seniors next season. It will be
the second year in a row that Walsh
will serve as captain while Murrav
wi ll he in the leadership rol e for th&lt;'
first t irne.

�Page 14 , The Beacon, A pril 29, 1983

from the bench
by Ellen Van Riper
My old familiar and weathe~ed bench has -been in the back of my closet in
Chapman Hall for quite some time now . Ever since it was '' retired.'' I have
been putting it to good use as a convenient shelf for shoes, boxes, . .. etc.
Well , since this is the last issue of The Beacon for the 1982-83 academic year
and also the final one of my senior year, I thought that it would be appropriate if I dragged it out for an official farewell performance. Therefore , I have '
reconditioned m y behch with some sandpaper and a dou ble coat of glossy
navy blue and gold paint ; and I hereby dedicate this fi nal column ro the
Wilkes College Athletic Department in thanks for all of the unforgettable
experiences which I have had during the past fo ur years .
In case you have not noticed , I have become enamored of graphics and
statistics as of late . Such items are both eye-catching and straight forward .
For this farewell column, I have dug up some very interesting special effects
which I feel may in some bizarre way epitomize m y associations with both
the Athletic Department and The Beacon . The rather humorous cartoon
accompanying this column I uncovered in a 1976 edition of The Beacon; and
I compiled the accomp~nying statistics with the help of the library.
This cartoon , as it did back in 1976, typifies a problem which the women 's
athletic programs have been facing for eternity. Not much has changed since
the first printing of this cartoon seven years ago . There has been a chronic
lack of support and respect for the women 's athletic programs. Many people
still consider women 's sports to be like the physical education classes, unskilled and comical. Whereas the men' s programs receive much respect, fan
support, financial support, and media exposure in our male dominated society, the women's programs conversely receive little or nothing at all . If the
credibility of the respective programs depended upon the above items, then
the women 's programs would be in deep trouble . They would fail to exist .
Thank God for Title IX!
However, fortunately, credibility does not depend upon such extraneous
factors as those listed above. The proper criterion for the establishment of
credibility is success as expressed in victories and defeats. Performance is the
bottom line , not respect , fan support , financial support , or media exposure.
Normally, the latter items accrue to those teams which sport success in the
vii;tory column . Unfortunately, in the case of the women 's programs, it has
taken a bit longer for this to happen .
As the accompanying statistics indicate, it is high time that women's
sports at Wilkes College were taken seriously. As shown by the impr'.)vement
in the winning percentage , it is evident that women's athletics have graduated from the physical education class and have moved to a level of equality
with the ir male counterparts. It could even be said that they have surpassed
them .
Such insights are not intended as a condemnation of the men's programs.
Considering the past athletic history of the Colonels , such _a slump , as indicated by the statistics, can not be expected to continue for long.
All that is intended is that it is time that the women' s programs received
their just deserts. They have paid their dues, and it is high time that they
received commensurate levels of respect, fan support , financial support , and
media exposure . This is all that any program, whether it be a men 's or a
women 's, could ask of its college. In 1982 -83 the women 's athletic programs
have elevated themselves to a level of equal stature with the men' s programs ,
and it is time that they started to be treated accordingly.
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As a postscript to this my final column for The Beacon, I would like to
recognize all of those who helped to make iny tenure as Sports Editor a
success . I would like to thank all of those who spent their time and effort
covering sports during my year and a half tenure . Special thanks to Karen
Bove, Mark Sarisky, Kim Smith , Susan Defrates, Tim Williams, Pat Brannon , Suzette Dyanick , Mike Brautigan , Chris DaRe, Loris Depri, Stephen
Thomas, Jennifer Golding, and to all of the coaches and athletes who have
been so helpful and cooperative.
In conclusion, I would like to commend the current Sports Editor of The
Beacon, Chris Baron , on a job well done. Also, good luck to Charles Yozwiak
and Tim Williams who will serve as co-sports editors for the 1983-84 academic )'ear.

SPORTS NOTICE
There will be a meeting of the Wilkes College Football
Team Monday, May 2, at 3:00 p.m. in Stark Learning Center
Room 101 . Anyone interested in playing next year should
attend. Anyone unable to attend should contact Head Football Coach Bill Unsworth in the College Admissions Office.

FALTERS
by Tim Williams

Do Wilkes A thlete s Stand Equally Toll ?
The &amp;Neon

November 11, 1976

Comparative Success Rates
Men 's Sports

football
soccer
cross country
basketball
wrestling
golf
tennis
baseball
TOTALS
OVERALL
WINNING
PERCENTAGE

1980-81
3-6
2-11-2*
14-7
14-11
12-8
9-4
6-4
19-11
79-62

1979-80
4-4
2-12
13-4
10-13
19-2
5-7
7-6
15-6

40-67

1981-82
0-9
0-14
11-7
13-10
19-4
0-8
0-8
9-11
52-71

37%

42%

56 %

58%

11-8
6-4-3*
1-11
8-15
8- 11

41 -31

12-17
5-6-3*
4-9
6-12
15-3-1*
42-47

34-49

7-11
11-3-3*
0-11
16-10
7-8
4 1-43

57%

47%

4 1%

49%

1982-83
1-8
2-11 -1*
10-8
7-14
12-7
1-8**
0-7 **
7-4**

The Wilkes tennis team travelled
to Albright to take on one of the
toughest teams on the Colonels'
sc hed ule. A lbright easily _defeated
the Colonels by a score of 9-0.
First yea r coach Dave Sm ith has
been having personnel problems,
especially of late.
Injuries have
plagued· th e netmen's top six and
coach Smith was forced to use a
makeshift lineup.
Aft er Tom Swi rbel ' s injury kept
him off the court , Nabil A rnot
stepped into the number one slot.
But , m isfort un e struck again wh en
Arnot broke his wrist leaving the
Colonels in a state of mayh em .
W ith the departure of Jim
Harnan , freshman Ri ck Sposto
was pressed to fill the number one
void , followed by sophomore M astrokyri akos wh o has gradu ally
moved up from his origi nal number
eight position .
In the num ber three, fo ur . five,
and six slots were Jam ie Ru ther ford , Mike Colino, Rav H ank.~.
an d Randy Aaronson res pect ively.
Most of th ese playe rs wo uld not
have seen act ion under normal
condi tions.
' ' Under the circumstances I
wa5 somewhat pleased with mv
players' performances.''
Smi th
added , "their attitudes are good and
hopefull y ":"e can v.;i,n one or twn
mat ches this season .

75-54

Women 's Sports

volleyball
field hockey
tennis
basketball
softb all
TOTALS
OVERALL
WINNING
PERCENTAGE

16-6
8-4-3*
2-10
10-9
5-2** -

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* - For the purposes of clarity, ties were not included in either the victory
totals, the loss totals , or the overall totals for games played .
** - This record , since the season is not yet completed , is accurate as of
April 18.

UPCOMING EVENTS
BASEBALL- Mon., May 2, Away vs. Upsala
1:00 p.m.
Wed., May 4 Away vs
East Stroudsburg (dh)
1:00 p.m.
SOFTBALL - Sat., April 30 Away vs
Bloomsburg (dh)
3:00 p .m.
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Sftracirio Na-me·d Beacon Coach Of The Year
by Ellen Van Riper
Eacb year ,The Beacon has the
honor of selecting a Coach of the
Year. At this time, The Beacon is
proud and pleased to announce that
Doris Saracino, the head coach of
the Lady Colonel volleyball team,
has been chosen as the outstanding
coach for the 1982-83 academic
year.
When informed of her selection,
Coach Saracino was quite surprised.
She said that she did not expect the
honor ''because there are so many
good coaches at the College.''
There are indeed some very fine
coaches at Wilkes College, but it is
hard to deny success which Coach
Saracino's volleyball team achieved
this past fall. Under her guidance,
the Lady Colonels had their best
season ever. They compiled a 16-6
overal I record, won their first
Middle Atlantic Conference Northeast Division title, won their thirdstraight Northeast Pennsylvania
Women's Intercollegiate •Athletic
Association (NPWIAA) title, and
placed fifth at the MAC championships.
Such success has not come about
overnight for Coach Saracino and
her team. This past season can be
considered as the culmination of a
th ree year process. In 1980, the
Lady Colonels poste d an 11 -8
mark to finish second in thie division and qualified for the MAC
championships for the first time
ever.
The following year Saracino 's
troops posted a 12-5 mark during
their regular season, again took second in their division, and qualified
for the MAC championships for .
the second straight year.
In 1982 , the Lady Colonels seemed to have put it all together; and,
according to Coach Saracino, the
success of the team was a result of
unitv. pride 1 _and _dedication on the

p;u
,, each and every meml:x?r .
Ca11; ,,g them "the best team I'Vl'
ever had." Coach Saracino commented that her team was "a
united group. a family that knew
what each other thought and felt
all of the time both on and off the
court.''
Coach Saracino continued and
said that ther team was "exactly
how a team should be," and that it
was the "first time in twenty years
of coaching that I have accomplish ed this with a team." She con cluded by saying that ''the team
won this award, not I."
There ~re special moments in
every season, especially in such a
successful one.
Coach Saracino .
cited two in particular which she
said that she will never forget.
The first was hei: team 's victory
over the Lady Royals of the Uni versity of Scranton on September
~l. -The match went to five ga_mes,
and the Lady Colonels prevailed
three games to two. It was the first
time that a Wilkes volleyball team
had ever defeated a University of
Scranton volleyball team .
Coach Saracino stated that she
''will never forget it as long as I
live.'' She will never forget the victory, but she will perhaps always
also recall her team's response
when she suAAested a postgame
c;elebration. They all said, "Sorry
Coach, we have to study." After
the gym was empty, Coach Saracino said that she sat in the dark
· gym all by herself, and "it took me
a long time to come down .''
It seemed as if that victory over
Scranton had set the tone for the
entire se-Json,
from then on
the Lady Colonels were nearly in vincible. The second highlight of
the season, according to Coach
Saracino. was the MAC championships at DickiR~n College.

The two previous years I Ii. : • !:,
Colonels had qualified for 1• "I
season play only to be shut -out on
both occasions. Both years had
ended on a disappointing note.
However. the third time around
things were different. The ladies
defeated Muhlenhurg in their open ing match, were defeated by Gettysburg in their second match, were
defeated by the eventual champions,
Juniata College, in the third . and
posted a victory over Moravian
Colle_ge in their fourt h and final
match.
Doris Saracino has been associat ed with the Wilkes College Ath letic Department since 1960. She
is a graduate of East Stroudsburg
State College, and she ha~ served
as the director of women's athletics
since 1960. She organized both the
basketball and field hockey teams
and acted as coach of both until
·1910. She also founded the Letterwomen's Club
and had served
as the advisor since 1963.
Coach Saracino organized the
volleyball team in 197 5, and she
has served as the head coach ever
since. Presently, she is both the
director of women's athletics and
the head of the physical educa-tion
department. She is also current Iv
Wilkes' women's representative
to the Middle Atlantic Conference
and the National Collegiate Athletic Association.
Basically , Coach Saracino 's
coaching philosophy is aimed at
"always trying to win more than
the year before." However, she
said that it "will he hard to top
th is year."
She had nothing hut kind word~
for each and every member of her
nine - plaver team. She said that
next year she will have a hard time
replacinl! Cathv Lee and Ellen Van
Riper. iwo s&lt;&gt;iiior spikcrs_- How-

Doris Saracino, Beacon Coach of the Year
ever. she will
still have juniors
Sally Fisher anJ Debbie K rarner.
who are in her estimation two soliJ
players, sophomore Jennifer Golding, an All -M AC performer in
1982, and freshman setter Teresa
Miller.
Coach Saracino also had praise
for her three non-starting players,
who although they did not start,
still contributed to the team . Beth
Latini was a dependable seventh
. person who was always ready to
enter the game, especially in pressure situations. Helen Brannon.

when the team experienced a 1,ist1
of injuries, proved to be . a ~olid
and dependable player: and Sherri
Zimmerman was a dedicated and
accurate lines judge.
Looking to next season. Coach
Saracino ha~ been hu~v recrui ting
new play,·rs. Slw plan, 1.. coach th&lt;'
~aQ1e way as. 1hi~ ,·,·ar anJ sh,·
hopes that sh&lt;' wi II , ,n, c ,t_L!ain have·
such a unified team . If she lk1c,.
do not be surprised if the Ladv Col onels of 1983 win at least one mnrl'
match than the Lady Colone!~ , ,f
1982:_ -- _
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Golfers Plllce·7th InMA C'S
After registering only one win
during the regular season, the
Wilkes linksters shocked everyone
when they finished seventh out of
20 teams in the Middle Atlantic
Conference Playoffs.
Last year the Colonels placed a
distant 19th out of 21 teams.
Because of wet conditions at the
Edgey;ood In The Pines Golf
Course, the annual tournament
was moved to the Parkview Golf
· Course at Hershey. The rain didn't
spare the Hershey course and Sunday's first round was shortened to

12 holes.
After the abbreviated round the
Colonels were sitting in third place.
On Monday the 20 team field was
forced to play 24 holes in a light,
steady rain.
.
FDU-Madison captured first
place honors while King's College
was runner up for the second
straight year.
The Colonels were one of only
ten teams who cracked the 700
mark,withateamtotalof689.
Jeff Tokach turned in a 36 hole
total of 164, finishing fifth in the

tournament. Tokach fired rounds of
83 and 81. Larry Malack shot a
171, turning in rounds of 84 and
82. Rich Kinkharst followed with
a 180, firing round5 of 85 and_95.
Ray Ward had rourid5 of 91 and 90
for a 36 hole total of 181. Kevin
Stankewicz turned in a 182 with
rounds of94 and 88.
• Head Coach Rollie Schmidt said
that he was very pleased with the
team's performance because they
finished higher than many of the
teams who had beaten them during
the year.

Wilkes College athletes from the past and present attended
the All-Sports Reunion on Saturday, April 23. Some of the
college's living legends are featured from left to right: Joe
Swartwood, George Ralston, Len Bardo, Al Nicholas, Marvin

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have probably resulted in a national
bid. However, in a hard-fought contest, one which Diane thought the
Lady Colonels should have won, the
women from Wilkes were downed 10.
The other memorable game occu,red during her freshman year,
and this one had a happier ending.
In order to advance to the MAC
playoffs, the Lady Colonels had to
· defeat Franklin &amp; Marshall. According to Diane, F&amp;M is always good
and has perenially been a roadblock
in the Lady Colonels' path to the
MAC's. Well, this time around the
Lady Colonels prevailed in a double
flick-off ( this is field hockey jargon
;,.., rlnnhl,- nvrrtimt&gt; )_

The highlight of her career.had to
have been her selection to the Mi- &lt;least team and the trip to the Nationals. According to Diane, she
could not believe it, and it was "a
dream come true.''
What spells success for Diane
Hall? Diane attributes her athletic
success to two things; her love of
field hockey and her hard work. Ever
~ince the beginning, she has been a
self-proclaimed perfectionist, for
"to be a good player it takes a lot of
hard work, and I wanted to be more
than just a basic and average
player."
In her four years at Wilkes, Diane
has seen and experienced a lot. This
oast vear the field hockev team had a

numbers problem. Diane said that,
even though "Wilkes is not an ath,
letic school, there is still a need for
more participation. We need to join
forces in backing the sports. Numbers have to be increased.''
As for the field hockey program
and its head coach Gay Meyers,
Diane has nothing but praise.
"Since my freshman year, the program has been built. Wilkes has become a good field hockey school. We
almost got a national bid this year.
On the whole, there is a lot of potential for all of the women's programs."
According' to Diane, the motivating force behind the rise to respectability of the Wilkes field hockey pro-

gram has been Gay Meyers. '' She is a
wonderful lady. She stands behind
her players both on and off the field .
She has brought respect to the program ."
Diane Hall is more than just an
athlete, for she has also received recognition and has been active
off
the field as well. She was selected as
a mem ber of the 1983 Who's Who
Among Students of American Colleges and Universities, she has been
a Dorm Council Secretary in 1982
and 1983, she was the game coordinator for the 1981-82 Cherr)' Blossom Festival, she was a Dorm Council President in 1980-81, and she was
the Letterwomen's Club Recording
Secretary in 1980-81.

With graduation quickly approaching, Diane already has her
eyes aimed toward the future. After
graduation, she hopes to take some
time off before she begins to seriously look fo~ employment in either
public administration or personnel.
Eventually she plans on receiving
her Mastc;r's. She also has some
thoughts of becoming a field hockey
coach.
What the future ha!; in store for
Diane no one knows . However, if
her recent past here at Wilkes College is to serve as an indicator, then
she definitely has a bright future before her. Once again, congratulations from all of us at The Beacon.

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BEACON SPORTS

VolXXXV
No.22
Af&gt;ril 29, 1983

Mark Popple: 1983 Male Athlete Of The Year
t,yO.Batoo
At the annual all-college awards
lu ncheon Tuesday, Mark Popple was
named the Beacon Male Athlete of
the Year for the second straight year.
Popple's four years at Wilkes have
been a continuous exercise in success. He is the local boy who stayed
at home and re-wrote the Wilkes re cord books. After graduating from
Coughlin High School, Mark turned
his efforts to Division I wrestling.
During his junior y&lt;;.ar he set re cords for most consecutive wins, 24,
most season victories, 29 , most decisions in a se~on, 15 , and most d ual
victories in a season , 20 . He sits at
the top of the all-tim e Colonel win
column .
As a senior, Popple was a constant
fixt ure in the weekly top-IO rankings . He compiled a season record of
25-5- 1 and led all W ilkes wrestlers in
the win c·olumn .
He helped the Colonels capture
their first Wilkes Open title in fifty
years when he took top honors in the
annual tournament.
His first place finish in the Eastern
Intercollegiate Wrestling Associations Championships marked the
first time a Wilkes grappler brought
home tpp honors since 1979.
Although he has enjoyed more
success than most college athletes,
his career has not been free from dis-

app&amp;i1uments. 1\vo years ago Popple missed All-American status
when he was pinned in the semifi nals in the national fi nals at Iowa
State.
This season he went into the national finals in Oklahoma City
seeded fifth in his weight class . On
the first day of competition he won
two matches and put himself into
the quarterfinals. Wilkes-Barre area
newspapers were calling him an AllAmerican , but they hadn ' t taken
into account wrestle backs.
Popple had suffered a knee injury
in his second match and could
hardly walk, much less wrestle.
W ith All-American status . close
enough to taste , he took to the mats.
Popple wrestled on 50% physical
ability and 100% heart , but came
up short. He was decisioned 7-6 .
W ilkes Coach, John Reese said of
that match , "It was one of the most
incredible matches I' ve ever seen .
He was wrestling on one leg and he
almost pulled it off.' '
Reese advised Popple to forfeit his
last chance at All-American status
because of the serious knee injury,
which would later require surgery.
Popple ignored his mentor's advice and hobbled onto the mats . His
dream of being an All-American ·
faded when he suffered a 5-1 defeat.
O ne wou.ld ·expect Popple to be

bm:er about l!hc llRffmely injury, Inn
in his usual optimistic fashion, he
took it in stride .
"I just wanted to be an AllAmerican , but I still consider myself
lucky," he said . "If the inj ury would
ha".e come earlier in the season I
never would have been able to make
it that far. "
He did however express disappointment over the up and down
season the Colonels had this year.
He said, "I was really disappointed
in our record because I though t this
was the best team Wilkes ever had .''
Is there life after W ilkes? In the
case of Mark Popple the answer is a
resounding "Yes."
,
Mark will be graduating in May
with a degree in Business Administration and w.iH to to work immediately for his father' s construction
business .
·
His wrestling career is far from
over. He has been offered head
Coaching positions at Wyoming
Seminary and Plains Junior High
School. After his knee heals he expects to wrestle in summer tournaments and will probably be hack at
Wilkes fo r the annual alumni match
and the Wilkes O pen.
Popple said that his wrestling career will help in the fu ture because it
has helped h im learn decipline and
has shown him that hard work pays

Mark Popple, Beacon Male Athlete of the Year,
on his way to another victory.
off in the long run.
He had nothing but praise for
John Reese . " He has been a major
influence in my success," Popple
said. "He is one of the best in the
country. His record speaks for itself."
Mark is living proof that local athletes don't have to go ro highpowered out-of-town colleges in or-

der to become successful in college
athletics. He stayed in the Wyoming
Valley and carved out a Wilkes College wrestling legacy.
His positive attitude and constant
hard work will undoubtedly- carry
·over into all of his future endeavors.
It would not be surprising if some
day he was named as successor· to
John Reese as Colonels' Mentor.

DianeHalL· 1983FemaleAthlete Of The Year

Diane Hall, B eacon Female Athlete of the Year

by Etkn Van Riper
' ' All I thought of was how great it
felt , because there are a lot of great
women athletes at Wilkes . I was really honored ." These were the initial thought:s of Diane Hall after she
had learned that she had been selected as The Beacon 1983 Female
Athlete of the Year.
Diane is a senior Political Science
major from Ephrata, and for th e past•
four years she has been an outstanding performer for the Lady Colonel
field hockey team . Throughout her
career at Wilkes , she has received a
host of awards and honors for her
athletic excellence.
Right from the very beginning,
Diane 's star has been on the rise .
Her fo ur- year credentials are very
im pressive. During her four years,
Diane has been the leading scorer
for the Lady Colonels ; and her offensive profiency has earned her
school records for both most goais
scored in a career and most goals and
assists in a career.
In 1979 she tallied 15 goals and
eight assists ; in 1980 she netted nine
goals and th ree assists; in 1981 she
posted ten goals and three assists;
and in 1982 she scored 13 goals and
passed off for.six assists .
Her career rota! for goals is 4 7,
and this mark eclipsed the previous
record of 42 which was set by Penny

Bianconi from 1973 -77. Diane 's career total for both goals and assists is
6 7, and this erased the mark of 5 5 set
by Jerry Ann Smith from 19761980.
Diane has served as a team cocaptain fo r the past two seasons , and
she has been voted the Most Valu able Offensive Player for the past
three.
And the list of honors goes on.
Diane was chosen to the Middle Atlantic Conference All-Conference
First Team in both 1981 and 1982,
and in 1982 shew~ also chosen by
the Times Leader as the Athlete of
the Week. Back in November of
1980, Diane was selected by this
. publication as the Athlete of the
Week .
Iri all of her four years at Wil kes
Diane has also received recognition
by the Susquehanna Field Hockey
Association . In 1979, 1980, and ·
1981 she received third team honors; and in 1982 she was selected to
the second team_.
Also in 1982, Diane was chosen to
the Mideast Third Team, and she became the third Wilkes College
player to represent the college at the
USFHA (United States Field Hockey
Association) Nationals . This competition was held in Orlando, Florida
in Novunber.
Despite all of her awards and rec-

ognition , Diane is still modest and
said that "All season long I play and
do not think about awards. However, it is nice to receive recognition
at the end ."
Gay Meyers, the head coach of the
field hockey team-, was also pleased
that Diane received this award from
The Beacon, and she had nothing ·
but praise for her star player : "I am
happy to see her get the award: an
award from her peers. She has made
a tremendous contribution to the
athletic programs of which she has
been a part ."
Diane has not , as indicated
above, limited her athletic participation to only field hockey. She has
also received three letters as a member of the Lady Colonel basketball
team and a letter as a member of the
soft ball team.
Diane is an exceptional allaround athlete, but in ber heart
field hockey is her first love . Every
career has its especially memorable
moments, and Diane' s has been no
exception .
There are -two games which she
said she will always remem ber. The
first occurred last season against the
University of Scranton. According to
Diane, this was the key game of the
season for the team ; a victory would

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                    <text>I
Psssst ... come here. No! Don't
look around! Someone might notice
you. Try and act casual ... that'~
better. Now, just listen .
I need help . Find help . I've been
trapped in a hot, sweaty office all
summer. I've been shunned by my
friends, bothered by strangers, confused by administrators and tormented by unreturned phone calls and ignored deadlines. I've suffered cruel
indignities at the hands of the U. S.
Postal System and endured the
attempts of a scornful, tempermental
typesetting machine to break my
spirit.
I can't stand it any longer! I've
got to have help!
I know, I know, it's all hard to bel' ieve isn't it?
You're wondering
why I've 6een forced into such an
existence. Why would anyone allow
a fairly normal (some may dispute the
last statement) college senior to be
virtually imprisoned for the entire
summer, subsisting on Coca-Cola?
What could have tricked me into such
an evil, sinister situation? Why did
any of this occur?(Come closer and I'll tell you the
whole sordid story . I have to speak
quietly or we may be discovered).
I did it all for you, that's right ...
you. · Everything I've endured these
past few.mo~ths has been so that your
life at Wilkes might be a little more
enjoyable, a little easier, and perhaps, even slighly enriched (Wow,
I'm sort of a martyr) (Okay, okay,
pushing it). That's why I

feel the least you can do now is either
help me or find me some help.
I can't be completely removed from
this living nightmare.
You see,
I've sold my soul for a half scholarship for the 198 3-84 school year.
I've agreed with the financial aid
office to endure the physical confinement and mental-torture every editorin-chief experiences until the last
issue of The Beacon rolls off the presses and into the sweaty little hands of
the Wilkes College family.
You can help ease my suffering.
If you're ready for a challenge, for a
weekly adventure into the unkown,
you can give my preforated stomach
lining a new lease on life.
I'm not totally alone. Seven brave,
spirited, semi-intelligent if sometimes fool-hardy youths have made a
pact similar to mine with the dreaded
financial aid office. As you become
bored with my whining, you will
tum the pages of this paper (this
is starting to sound like I'm hypnotizing you), and see their tortured
· faces (oh wait, they're smilingan honest mistake on my part) their
smiling faces. Each of them will
make their own impassioned plea for
your help.
Actually, they just about cover the
bases on why we need you, and why
or why not you should consider join-

Vol. XXXVI
No. l
August 28, 1983
Wilkes College
Stud~nt Newspaper
Wilkes -Barre, PA

sold your soul. You can bail out anytime you feel like it. If you decide you
enjoy the work (it has an odd magnetism), you can always sell your soul
next year, after I have been released.
I'm hoping this year's paper is
going to be new and different than
all the issues of The Beacon that
have preceded it. It's certainly" going to look different than The Beacon
of the past. However, what it needs
• to be truly new and exciting are truly
new and exciting ideas.
I know
you've got a few in you, and I'm willing to sit ans! listep. to any or all of
Rebecca Whitman
them (and I promise not to laugh until
Editor-in-Chief
you're safely out of hearing range).
Senior - English/Communications
We're looking for people with
Clarks Summit, PA
special interests or amazing senses of
humor or both to write weekly coling _The Beacon. They use every umns.
We're looking for people
pitch imaginable. There's a pitch interested in sports, news and/or
in there somewhere with your name features. We're in desperate need of
on it, but you'll have to read the rest photographers and an advertising
of the paper and find it yourself.
manager. We'd love to have anyone
The Beacon is published weekly interested in doing graphic designs, a
during the school year, and it's fill- weekly political cartoon or a weekly
ed with information about campus comic strip stop in at our office. We
activities and campus changes, ad- really do want your help.
ministrative decisions, fun columns
So this Friday at 3 p.m., instead of
and sports, sports, sports. I won't sitting around your room being bored
go into the gruesome details of what or homesick, come to our first meetgoes into creating each issue; you ing. We're located on the third floor
wouldn't believe me anyway. You'll of the Student Center. You can't
have to come in and see it all for miss our office; it's the only one with
paper and freeze-dried coffee spillyourself.
' the doorway.
But, here's the really excitin•g part: ing out
unlike me or my staff, you haven't
You may be my last hope. -Amnesty International laughed at my
request for a letter writing campaign
and - protest march-they claim this
is self-imposed exile.

�news

Sean Connolly
News Editor
Junior -Communications
Honolulu, Hawaii

I received a letter from my beloved
editor at The Beacon telling me to
create two or three pages of copy for
the "We ' re Back" issue. It was not
welcome news ; it meant I really had
to sit down and think . This meant I
had to put down my trashy novel,
turn off my radio, take off my sunglasses and write something coherent.
After two weeks of procrastinating , I
finally decided to give it a go. Besides , it was raining. 1
This summer , I decided to get away
and do something with my life. I
thought a vacation in Florida with an
internship at a radio station would be
great. I know most people are saying,
1 "Florida in the summer." I admit,
J it was unbearably hot. I mean everyi't!1 thing was hot. My roc;,m was hot,
l /.' the porch was hot, the water that
came out of the cold faucet was hot ,
.the water in the pools and at the
beaches was hot , the cars were hot ,
and an unprotected beer had the life
expectancy of about a minute and
forty-nine seconds.
Of course , I got a super tan , but
everyone had a super ·tan . The mailman had a super tan , the bank teller
had a super tan , the librarian J;iad a
super tan , and even the usher at the
museum had a super tan . I really

didn ' t impress anyone but myself
with my browness ..
In a couple of days I'll be home.
I'm actually kind of looking forward
to it. The lifestyle down here is too
slow for this Yankee. Although I'm
afraid my speech pattern has been
terminally damaged , I'm going to do
my best to_save it ; I've already signed
up for rigorous deprogramming.
A fter all , I wouldn 't want to be mistaken for a relative of good 'ole boy
Coach Unsworth.
The Beacon looks prom1smg this
year. We have a. young but fairly .
well-trained staff. We are going to
take one paper at a time and learn
from our mistakes. I think we have
the support of the student body, a
support that was missing in past
years. The Communication Studies
·program at Wilkes is growing every
year, and students are beginning to
realize the need for experience outside
the classroom for a better chance in
the job market. The Beacon offers
this experience. We are hopeful in
our efforts to recruit students as reporters. We offer- training to anyone
who is interested in joining the
paper .
Tom Mansell and I are looking forward to a large news department .

A news department that is not afraid
to spread out and cover stories not
necessarily in our backyard. I think
there are things that are going on at
our school and in the community
that may have an effect on each and
every one of us. If we can find reporters to cover these stories, we will
be fine. I also think we should get an
air-conditioned office with a refrigerator, but we'll work on one thing at a
time.
I hope everyone had an enjoyable
summer, and I hope we all have a
prosperous semester. I know I will
do well ; I'm taking all my classes
over again. I hope that Qur instructors all had a nice summer and aren 't
planning on pushing us too hard after
such a tough summer.
What I'm really looking forward to
is spending endless hours in the bookstore line and walking through Stark
Learning Center with my schedule
glued to my forehead. The only
chuckle I'll probably get will be the
sight of the new freshmen wandering
around looking like extras from
Night of the Living Dead. I guess I
should just try to remember it is only
four months until Christmas .
H ave a good semester!

assistant news/feature
One of the first things I learned
about' ·writing fo r a newspaper was
never, never be cliche. I guess I
haven't learned as much as I thought,
because I am now going to be very
cliche by saying, " Can you believe
we're back here already?" It seems
like I just said good-bye to all of my
friends; the trials and tribulations of
college life were behind me for three
months. Although the summer flew
by, I can honestly say I'm glad it 's
time to return to the "wonderful"
world of college life .
One of the things I am really going
to enjoy this year is working for
The Beaco n. I am excited about
working with the people who make up
the staff of The Beacon. Let- me tell
you about these people: they are
extremely intelligent and hard work-

ing and make the somewhat tedious
task of putting together a newspaper
incredibly fun . My job at the paper is
that of the Assistant News and
Feature Editor. I help Sean Connolly
and Donna Nitka put together the
news and feature sections of the
paper. We search thro ughout the
campus fo r exciting stories to help
keep the campus informed of what 's
going on. The editors at the paper
help one another , especially the notso-experienced people like myself,
to get the hang of what the newspaper
world is all about. I would strongly
recommend to any one who has ever
wanted to work for a newspaper to
get involved , don 't be afraid that
you don ' t have enough experience because everyone will share what they
have learned at no cost to you.

My job at T he Beacon is very good
experience because I am a communications major leaning toward a
career in journalism .
My summer job is also helping me
gain precious experience that will
be helpful in my major ; I'm sure you
run into construction workers with
communications degrees everyday.
I should also take a course in budgeting my time, because I' m playing
football , being an R.A. , and of
course , going through the normal
tough schedule every college student
faces .
I' d like to welcome all of the new
fresh men as well as everyone else
including the faculty · back to what I
am sure will be a very prosperous
year.

Tom Monsell
Assistant News/Feature Editor
Junior - Communications
Bridgewater, NJ

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Sean Connolly
News Editor
Junior - Communications
Honolulu, Hawaii

l received a letter from my beloved
editor at The Beacon telling me to
create two or three pages of copy for
the " We're Back " issue. It was not
welcome news; it meant I really had
to sit down and think. This meant I
had to put down my trashy novel,
tum off my radio, take off my sunglasses and write something coherent.
After two weeks of procrastinating, I
finally decided to give it a go. Besides, it was raining. 1
This summer, I decided to get away
and do something with my life. I
thought a vacation in Florida with an
internship at a radio station would be
great. I know most people are saying,
"Florida in the· summer." I admit,
it was unbearably hot. I mean everything was hot. My ro&lt;;&gt;m was hot,
the porch was hot, the water that
came out of the cold faucet was hot~
.the water in the pools and at the
beaches was hot, the cars were hot,
and an unprotected beer had the life
expectancy of about a minute and
forty-nine seconds.
Of course, I got a super tan, but
everyone had a super ·tan. The mailman had a super tan, the bank teller
had a super tan, the librarian l_iad a
super tan, and even the usher at the
museum had a super tan. I really

didn't impress anyone but myself
with my browness ..
In a couple of days I'll be home.
I'm actually kind of looking forward
to it. The lifestyle down here is too
slow for this Yankee. Although I'm
afraid my speech pattern has been
terminally damaged, I'm going to do
my best to save it; I've already signed
up for rigorous deprogramming.
After all, I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a relative of good 'ole boy
Coach Unsworth.
The Beacon looks promising this
year. We have a. young but fairly .
well-trained staff. We are going to
take one paper at a time and learn
from our mistakes. I think we have
the support of the student body, a
support that was missing in past
years. The Communication Studies
·program at Wilkes is growing every
year, and students are beginning to
realize the need for experience outside
the classroom for better chance in
the job market. The Beacon offers
this experience. We are hopeful in
our efforts to recruit students as reporters. We offer training to anyone
who is interested in joining the
paper.
Tom Monsell and I are looking forward to a large news department.

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A news department that is not afraid
to spread out and cover stories not
necessarily in our backyard. I think
there are things that are going on at
our school and in the community
that may have an effect on each and
every one of us. If we can find reporters to cover these stories , we will
be fine. I also think we should get an
air-conditioned office with a refrigerator, but we'll work on one thing at a
time.
I hope everyone had an enjoyable
summer, and I hope we all have a
prosperous semester. I know I will
do well; I'm taking all my classes
over again . I hope that qur instructors all had a nice summer and aren't
planning on pushing us too hard after
such a tough summer.
What I'm really looking forward to
is spending endless hours in the bookstore line and walking through Stark
Learning Center with my schedule
glued to my forehead . The only
chuckle I'll probably get will be the
sight of the new freshmen wandering
around looking like extras from
Night of the Living Dead. I guess I
should just try to remember it is only
four months until Christmas.
Have a good semester!

assistant news/feature
One of the first things I learned
about· ·writing for a newspaper was
never, never be cliche. I guess I
haven't learned as much as I thought,
because I am now going to be very
cliche by saying, ''Can you believe
we're back here already?'' It seems
like I just said good-bye to all of my
friends; the trials and tribulations of
college life were behind me for three
months. Although the summer flew
by, I can honestly say I'm glad it's
time to return to the "wonderful"
world of college life.
One of the things I am really going
to enjoy this year is working for
The Beacon. I am excited about
working with the people who make up
the staff of The Beacon. Let: me tell
you about these people: they are
extremely intelligent and hard work-

ing and make the somewhat tedious
task of putting together a newspaper
incredibly fun . My job at th-e paper is
that of the Assistant News and
Feature Editor. I help Sean Connolly
and Donna Nitka put together the
news and feature sections of the
paper. We search throughout the
campus for exciting stories to help
keep the campus informed of what's
going on. The editors at the paper
help one another , especially the notso-experienced people like myself,
to get the hang of what the newspaper
world is all about. I would strongly
recommend to any one who has ever
wanted to work for a newspaper to
get involved, don 't be afraid that
you don't have enough experience because everyone will share what they
have learned at no cost to you.

M y job at The Beacon is very good
experience because I am a communications major leaning toward a
career in journalism.
My summer job is also helping me
gain precious experience that will
be helpful in my major.; I'm sure you
run into construction workers with
communications degrees everyday.
I should also take a course in budgeting my time, because I'm playing
football, being an R.A ., and of
course, going t:4rough the normal
tbugh schedule every college student
faces.
I'd like to welcome all of the new
freshmen as well as everyone else
including the faculty back to what I
am sure will be a very prosperous
year.

TomMonsell
Assistant News/Feature Editor
Junior - Communications
Bridgewater, NJ

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The words you are reading right
now and the words on every page of
this newspaper were all created by
me. Well, I guess I can' t take all the
credit. After the words were penned
by staff members I did have a little
help from an updated model of Gutenburg' s printing press, or better
yet , from an oversized word processor. You see, I'm the typesetter for
The Beacon, and for the past year
and a half I have been typing, retyping, spacing, lengthening , shortening, and experimenting with most of
the articles that dared to appear in
this newspaper . But for the moment I
have the opportunity t't&gt; explain my
position as typesetter, to demonstrate
the possibilities of the typesetting
machine, and hopefully to inspire a
few people to join the Beacon staff
so that they too can someday operate
the typesetting machine.
Ever since the staff acquired the
typesetting machine almost two years
ago , life with The Beacon hasn ' t
been the same. Now the staff members themselves perform most of the
functions needed to produce a newspaper : writing, compiling, laying
out, and, of course , typesetting.
Once all of this work is done the
newspaper is transformed by a printer
into the finished product that you are
now holding. The staff is then eagerly (hmm) back at work preparing for
the next issue.
As the typesetter, I've found that
the job is a rather absorbing one.
Along with the headaches, red eyes,
late hours, and the almost constant
plague of machine trouble , typesetting the newspaper is like typing a
long paper-a real long paper . To

tell you the truth , though, the job
isn't all bad. All it takes is knowing
how to type and even that can be
learned on the typesetting machine.
Once the basics are discovered, typesetting a newspaper is simply the push
of a few buttons. (Did I say that?)
Also, now that the Beacon staff
has the typesetting machine (taking
up most of the office space), the st;rlf
is able to bring to you, our loyal
readers , the late-breaking, scandalous
news that always pops up after the
Friday afternoon deadlines for the
submitting of articles. But armed
with extra-strength- aspirin and many
squirts of Visine , · I warily try to
type the late stories by Wednesday
nights' lay outs. I admit sometimes
typesetting is an onerous chore ,
but most often typesetting is challenging and, yes, even fun.
Part of the fun is experimenting
with the machine. At first glance,
the machine looks like a bulky typewriter surrounded by a lot of miscellaneous buttons and keys that
could be intimidating to the novice
typist.
However, once the typesetter becomes familiar with the use
of the buttons , he is ready to typeset articles, ads , and headlines . For
example , the machine can make
words into· different sizes-

big,

medium,

or small;
it can make words into
different types of lettering , or into
boldface or regular face ; it can also
space a word to the left ,
to the right ,
or in the center.
In addition , the machine can make

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Typesetter
Senior - English
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dashes- - - - - - - - - dots . . ... . ... ..... ... .. ... . .
-all with the touch of a couple
buttons.
In producing the copy (newspaper
jargon for the typesetted material),
the typesetting machine is like a
camera taking pictures of the typed
words and then , within seconds, a
film processor develops the copy
wh!ch is finally ready to be layed out
in The Beacon .
So there you have it-a short
explanation of the position of typesetter and a demonstration of what
the machine can do. Now comes the
hard part (I th1nk). As a senior this
year I will be giving my swivel chair
to a new typesetter fat next year.
If you are interested in learning how
to typeset and/or applying for the
position for next year, call me at
The Beacon, or come by the office.
Typesetting is a great experience in
working with machinery, but more
important it is a great experience in
working with an interesting . group
of people, all dedicated to bringing
the printed word to the campus in
one way or another .

Not Just
Another
Pretty Face

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Welcome and/or welcome back!
tap, tap, tap (typewriter noises) I am
here to tell you that The Beacon, as
part of your college life, would be
more fun than The Muppet Show,
more exciting than Generai Hospital, more .. . uh , excuse me a moment, my editor wants to speak with
me.
Oh, more subtle, huh?
Well .. . I could always use the
'' Hi , wanna-be-more-intellectual' '
approach, but ·I'm a senior and it
·doesn't take anyone · three years of
college to learn that the intellectual
approach never works on students.
tap , tap, tap (more typewriter noises)
Let me see ... there must be other
more acceptable ways.
I suggested to Becks (our beloved
editor-in-chief) that we lure unsuspecting students into the office usin,"
beer as bait and then "detain" them
until they agree to be reporters . Ho"'

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HOWDY ! WELCOME BACK!
Aren ' t you glad summer finally ended (he said sarcastically). M y name is
Ralph Pringle an d I' m a senior (Oh
yeah!) psychology major from Monument, Pa. I am currently serving as
this year's Student Government
President so I thought I would tell you
a few things about my organization.
(Besides, The Beacon made me).
Well, down to business. Student
Government is the major governmental organization on campus. It
consists of 31 members who are elected to their positions by fellow students. Membership consists of six
representatives from each class, the
four class presidents, and the oresi-

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Student Government also deals with
academic grievances. If you have any
complaints about the curriculum ,
classes or any other matter, bring
them to us, and we will see what can
be done about them . Our meetings
are every Monday night at 6: 30 p.m .
in the Weckesser Board.
On the social side of Student
Government, we have a whole host
of activities ranging from gym and
Student Center parties to concerts and
.coffeehouses. We also have a · very
active film committee. Some of our
films this year include Raiders of the
Lost Ark, An American Werewolf in
London, and Tootsie . Also , Student
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Kalinowski and I will be serving as
president of the Commuter Council
for the 1983-84 school year. The
Commuter Co·uncil is made up of 24
elected commuter students from the
four classes. Working closely with
the Inter-Residence Hall Council, the
Commuter Council plans, organizes
and sponsors the four major parties
of the year. These parties include the
Christmas and Valentines Day parties which are held off campus artd the
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Government is responsible for the
three major weekends of the yearHomecoming, Winter Weekend,
and Cherry Blossom. These weekends are filled with fun events which
incl ude a dinner dance and lots of •
competitive games for teams.
Well , I think that I have babbled
enough about Student Government
so now I'll just offer one suggestion.
If you are a festive person who likes
to be involved, consider campaigning
for a position on Student Government. Check your school calendar for
election dates. It is great experience
and lots of fun. Have a good semester.

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dents of Student Government Com '
muter Council, and Inter-Residence
Hall Council. Along with our 31
voting members, Student Government also has associate members.
These members are non-voting' and
serve as committee members as well
as committee chairmen. If you are
interested in being an associate mem ber, you can sign up for one of our
committees on Club Day, September
6.
The responsibilities of Student
Government are many, ranging fr9m
financial to academic to social. The
main function of Student Government is to allocate the Student Activity Fee Fund. This is the money we
receive from the $50 activity fee from
each student. This money is distributed to various clubs and organizations that show a financial need as
well as subsidizing ,club trips to conferences. H owever , the major use of
this money is to insure that each
full-time student receives a copy of
the Amnicola , the college yearbook.
On the academic side of Student
Government we have many activities.
At the beginning of each semester,
Student Government sponsors a
Used Bookstore. This is a free ser:vice
open to all students. Students wishing to sell books may drop them off in
our office on the third floor of
Conyngham .Student Center. St,udents who sell books there will be
financially compensated and books
that are not sold will be returned.

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parties which are held in the college
gym.
T he council also sponsors
Student- Center parties and annual
bu~ trips to New York City, the
Bloomsburg Fair and Great Adventure Amusement Park.
Commuter Council also offers a
wide variety . of services to commuter
students. The ·council distributes oncampus parking permits, sells reduced
rate parking stickers for the Park and
Lock South and sells LCT A bus passes and bus tokens.
I would also like to mention that
Commuter Council has openings for
representatives in each of the four
classes. So , if you are a commuter
student and looking for a fun and constructive way to spend your free time
on campus, think about joining the
Commuter Council. Our office is
located on the third floor of the
Conyngham Student Center and our
meetings are held every Monday at
4: 30 p.m. in the Board Room of
Weckesser Hall. Again, welcome
back and I hope we, the Commuter
Council, can be of some assistance to
you during the school year.

Sincerely yours,
Dave Kalinowski
CC President

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When asked to write an article introducing myself and my position on
the Beacon staff, I thought, "How
hard can that be?" However, after ·
several attempts at writing an article
which does exactly that , I have come
to the conclusion that all papers I
wrote for English 102 last semester
were much easier than this could ever
be. Now, nearly a month after I was
given the assignment, this is the
article I managed to put together.
Let me begin by telling a little bit'
about myself.
I graduated from
Southern Lehigh High School and live
in Coopersburg, Pa. which is a small
town about 75 miles south of WilkesBarre. It lies just outside Allentown
which is much more familiar to most
people.
Why I chose Wilkes , l don't know.
However , I'm here , and I'm beginning my sophomore year as an
accounting major. How an accounting major got involved with a school

newspaper will be explained a little
later.
Although I'm far from being
''athletic,'; I enjoy playing ra-quetball, swimming and skiing. In the
summer I like going camping and
spending time at the beach. Most of
all, however, I en joy spending time
with friends.
I got involved with the school newspaper during my first semester at
Wilkes. Becky Whitman, then the
news editor (presently editor-inchief) managed to talk me into writing
news articles for the paper. I was
somewhat hesitant at first but later
found I actually enjoyed my new
"job." I had to go out, interview
people and then write an article on my
findings. It was .something I had
never done before, and it was often
quite a challenge.
After working with the newspaper
staff my entire first semester I decided
I would like to join the staff. During

Business Manager
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my second semester, I applied for a
staff position on the paper, and now
here I am the Beacon Business Manager.
This is quite a change for me.

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GET INVOLVED

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Previously I was involved in the
actual construction of the newspaper.
Although you may see my name on
a few articles this year, my work now
· lies completely behind the scenes.
, My new job isn't exactly exciting,
but it is very interesting andf I enjoy
it very much since it involves work
which lies within my major course of
study.
As business manager I am responsible for all the financial matters of the ·
newspaper. This includes monthly
billings , dealing with the college
business office, keeping accurate
financial , records, and assisting in
the preparation of the paper's budget. I am also responsible for the oncampus circulation of the newspaper.
I certainly have enough to keep me
busy.
Well, that just about wraps it up.
Now you know who I am and what T
do. It's hard to believe it took me a
month to say so little.

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Welcome to Wilkes College (I'm
sure that greeting is worn quite thin
by now) and the Beacon sports pages.
My name is Tim Williams, arid my
position on the staff is · that of cosports editor along with Charlie
Yozwiak.
Even though my partner in crime
(Charlie) is a journalism major, the
Beacon staff is not restricted to communication majors. I myself am a
history major. If you are interested
in writing for The Beacon or would ·
like more information on what you
as a writer would be responsible for ,
yo u should get in touch with either
Charlie or myself.
·
Charlie comm utes to school , but
locating him should not pose much of
a problem ; all you have to do is keep
your eyes peeled f~ a tank with
blonde.hair and a text book.
Actually, finding me would be
much easier since I am tl1e Resident
Assistant for Diaz Hall which is
on the second floor of Pickering !-Jal!.

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Getting involved with The Beacon
can be a fun and rewarding experience. Many of us, including myself, had very little or no previous
experience working with a newspaper prior to joining the Beacon
staff. Within a few weeks, I developed the confidence of an old hand.
The sports editors are responsible
for any and all athletic events, both
varsity and intramural. Sometimes,
this is no easy task since there are a
number of sports that must be covered and we (the editors) also have to
keep up on our school work. During
fall season I will be especially busy
since I play soccer for Wilkes. If you
are remotely interested in lending a

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hand, please g~t in touch with meit would be greatrly appreciated.
In addition to covering all
athletic events, Charlie and I will
each write our own sports related
column in alternative issues. The title
of my column will be ''Overtime.''
This column will feature topics
ranging from opinionated critical
analysis to (hopefully) humerous
stories. You see, within the past
year I have discovered the wonder
ful and exciting world of golf
The fall card includes football,
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soccer, girls tennis, field hockey ,
volleyball, and cross country. I will
be covering soccer, field hockey and
girls tennis. Charli~ will cover the
remaining three. Hopefully, each of
us will have so.me help from some of
you.
New coaches (as of last season)
have given the football and soccer
teams new hope. This, coupled with
a nationally ranked (Div. III) field
hockey team and a very respectable
volleyball and cross country teams,
give rise to a promising future for the
fall sports program and a more interesting sports section for The
Beacon.
Wilkes athletics has a lot to offer to
the students . It ' s my job to show you
exactl y what it has to offer and keep
you informed on its progress . I hope
you will take the time to follow our
sports co verage.

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Sports Editor
Junior -Communications.
_Falls,._PA

ls it September again? It seems like
only yesterday that I stepprd off the
plane in Johannesburg. Well, I guess
that's what fighting SW APO guerrillas· in the South African bush will
do to one's sense of time. Anyhow,
I've put my .mercenary uniform back
in the closet for the cold season and
traded in my AK -4 7 rifle (I hate to
admit it, but those commies make
pretty good guns) for a typewriter.
Now, instead of shooting bullets,
I'll just be shooting off my mouth.
Yes , I'm back at The Beacon
where I will take over the duties of
sports editor. Sure, it's not as exciting as dodging bullets and tripping
over anti-personnel mines, but it's a
job. This year, .the sports depart ment duties will be shared by Tim
Williams and myself.

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Tim Williams
Sports Editor
Junior - History Bethlehem, PA

When I am not in some far off
corner of the world winning hearts
and minds for democracy , I reside in
the bustling metropolis of Falls , Pa .
That' s right, FALLS.
Remember
that name. Your children might one.
day have to memorize it as my birthplace. Now, I don't want this to fall
prey to legend (you know, like
George Washington throwing the
dollar across the Potomac) ; let's just
keep the name in mind- Falls. Oh,,
and when they erect the monument in
my honor make sure they spell my
last name right.

Enough of these trivial matters,
let's get down to business . My duties
as .sports editor include making sure
all of the college sporting events are
covered, laying-out The Beacon
sports pages and writing a weekly
column. ~
My basic goal as sport's editor this
year will -be to give equal coverage to
all sports including intramural sports
and non-collegiate sporting events
such as powerlifting, bodybuilding,
karate , biking, and much, much
more.
Non-collegiate sports are those
sports . which _include competitors
from Wilkes who are not actually
representing the college. If they were ,
it would be a collegiate event such as
football or wrestling.
A reporter working under me
would be assigned a particular sport
or sports to cover and would be solely
responsible for his or her assignment. Their job would not necessarily be limited to covering sports.
They might also be responsible for
doing a feature story on an athlete (if

you ·are really good, I'll even let you
interview me).
We do need reporters, and this is
where you, the student, come in.
Working as a reporter will give you
practical experience, especially if you
are interested in pursuing a career in .
journalism.
It will give you the
opportunity to find'out if journalism is
really for you. However, you don ' t
·have to be a journalism major to be a
reporter for The Beacon. We ' ll take
anyone (exc:ept communists , as they
might make my whereabouts known
to the Soviet KGB). Being a reporter
for The Beacon will sharpen · your'
ability to think under pressure , to ask
questions and to be objective.
I
haven't even mentioned what it will
do for your writing skills.
As sports editor , I will not be
partial to one sport or anoth.er. My
interests are not limited to football ;
they are as diversified as the universe
itself. They include Russian roulette,
women ' s mud wrestling , roller
derby, poker, and feeding flies to
spiders. Heck, I even went to a horse
race this summer.

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Vol. XXXVI
No. 2
Sept. 23, 1983

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Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre , Pa. 18766

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The Search Continues
by Sean P. Connolly

The Wilkes College Presidential
Search Committee will choose a candidate for the college presidency by
January 1, 1984, stated Dr. Heaman ,
one of the two faculty representatives
on the committee.
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Wilkes' president, Robert S. Capin, is scheduled to resign on June 1,
1984. He announced this decision
earl y in December of 1982 to give the
Board of Trustees time to form a committee that could find candidates to
fi ll the vacancy.
The committee began soliciting
nominations for the candidacy last
year through advertisements, letters
and telephone calls directed at College presidents, deans and other possible candidates. Heaman said the
. rnrnrnittee screened over 150 applica tions over the summer and is now

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working with a "select list. " He
Following Lhese interviews , Lhe list
added that the list contains candi- of candidates will be reduced to 5 or
dates who will be given closer exami- 6. These remaining applicants will
visit the campus, meet and talk with
nanons .
In addition to the work of the com- administrators and members of the
mittee, the college alloted $10 ,000 to board of trustees and be interviewed
a private company, The Presidential for the last time. ·
Then, the committee will submit
Search Consultation Service, to assist
in the process. Heaman noted t hat its recommendation to the Board of
"this was a good investment because Trustees. If the board votes against the
the company has contact with the candidate , the committee will reconvene and choose another candidate.
proper people and can solicit them .''
The search committee is comprised
The committee 's next step in the
search is to contact applicants and of seven board of trustees mem bers,
gain permission to research their ref- two faculty members and one student, David Fife. Heaman reported
erences.
The me~bers of the search com- · that the committee works well tomittee will then meet with the candi- gether and that he foresees no probdates and interview them in Philadel- lems in the future.
Patricia Davies, a member of the
phia on Sept . 26 . A neutral spot such
as Philadelphia was chosen to protect board of trustees is the head of the
committee.
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Though they're getting closer
everyday, the Presidential Se_arch
Committee still hasn't chosen
the face that will replace this
space.

Production Underway
or Television Studio Freshman
by Sean P. Connolly

Wilkes College is in the process of
building a modern , operating televi' sion production studio .
Dr. Bradford Kinney, supervisor of
the studio , said the college has already spent about $25 ,000 purchas-

Pack it in Pat. Th at control
· board is obsolete now that the
' school has purchased new "state of
the art" equ.irmen t fw the T.V.
studio .

ing new " state of the art" equipment
and building the studio and controlroom, "Nothing is second-hand ,
and nothing was donated. Thi:: college purchased all the equipment, "
Kinney reported.
The supervisor stated that the project began on June 1 when he and Dr.
Thomas Kaska, head of the Language
and Literature Department, visited
what was then the school's studio and
were not pleased with its appearance .
With the cooperation of Kaska, Dr.
Andrew Shaw and Dean Gerald Hartdagen, proper facilities became a reality.
Wilkes purchased two new O.V.C.)
cameras, a new editor, a new video
typewriter and a new audio mixer. A
private company is building a
custom-made patch panel for the studio.
Kinney expressed his belief that
students need more "hands-on" experience with the practical aspects of
their majors and the television studio
is an example of this .
''We taught Broadcast Production
for two years wuliout a decent studio,
and it was very frustrating to the
continued on page 12

Class
Enrollment Grows
by Sean P. Connolly

The freshman class at Wilkes, numbering 640, produced 30 more students than the college expected .
Gerald Wouri, Dean of Admissions , reports that, while all the
" meaningful" data is not yet in , this
increase in enrollment looks positive.
' 'When you consider that over 80 %
of the college;s budget depends on
tuition, 30 more students is obviously
a big plus," commented Wouri .
Wouri said the role of the college
admissions Department has changed
in the last ten years, and this has
forced Wilkes to take a more active
role.
"We have flip-flopped, At one
time, it was the job of the Admissions
Office to keep students out. Now it 's
our .job to find them," Wouri explained.

Presently in the Admissions Department, Wilkes has a traveling staff
of five people who visit about 800
high schools, in ten states, annually.
The dean said that the number of
high school students who have firsttime contacts with the college is up
28 % from last year. There has been a
9 % increase in applications over the ·
past. four years and a 4 % increase in
this year alone.
Wouri reported statistics for ·the future in the Northeast section of the
country show a 45 % declin~-in the
number of college students: " What
they call the Baby Boom is over. The
number of kids between 18 and 25 is
going to be much less."
Wouri went on to say that though
.these statistics are gloomy, the college
has taken them into account, and he
will remain optimistic.
We've Been Moved!!!
Sure its a cop-out, but its the best
reason we have for the fact that the
first Beacon has been so long in "hitting the stands." (For a longer explanation , turn to page .,4.)

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City Refuses To
Allow New
Parking Lots

Real News
by Thomas J. Monsell

Gromyko Cancels Trip to UN

Russian foreign minister, Andrei Gromyko, canceled his trip to the United
Nations because New York and New Jersey Governors Cuomo and Kean
refused to let him land at Kennedy or Newark airports in response to the August 31 downing of South Korean Airliner 007 .
Gromyko also skrapped an offer from Washington to land at a Military Base
in the New York area because Washington could not guarantee the foreign
minister's safety once in the United States.

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Positions belonging to anti-government force, deep · inside Syrian -conrroi i, J LebamJ11 ½u~ fired upon bv iwo Arncnc;:.n ;--...,,,.i ve~,;els last Saturday.
Tli.e targets were said to have fired on the UniteJ Srates ambassador's residence outside of Beirut,endangering American lives.This was the first time1
American ships had fired on Syrian held positiom inside Leoanon.
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Reagan to Face a Tough Race in 84

Advisors in Washington are co~cerned with the problems President Reagan
would face if he decides to run for a second term .
The advisors fear that the political coalition that ~lect:ed Reagan in 1980 has
lost its strength and that despite the fact th~t Reagan's popularity has increased
in the last year, he is not getting enough credit for recent improvements.in the ·
economy.
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Florencr.,ltaly is being terrorized by a killer that murders in pair~, The first 10
murders were. all couples brutally attacked while parked i, 1 ! ove i ~ t ine s •
The latest two wc;re both male tourists killed while asleep ,n their trailer. The
police believe the killer lives in the area because of his thorough knowledge of
the winding roads and rugged countryside.
The murders have taken place over a period of 10 years and local authorities
are baffled over the killer's ability to escape capture.
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After Wilkes College refused to
purchase a parking garage on South
Main Street, the city planning commission voted against the college's
plans to build two new parking lots
for its students.
City Engineer Robert Beltzer said
he thought the college should assume
the bonds on the 550-space Park and
Lock garage instead of building new
lots where the college tore down two
buildings over the summer.
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Dr. Andrew' Shaw, Dean of Management at Wilkes College, said the
school wants to build the lots at 275
South Franklin St. and 61-63 West
Union St . because the sites are closer
to the school and safer for the students
to use . Shaw said many students are
reluctant to use the Park and Lock,
and their parents are concerned with
the darkness of the lot at night.
Beltzer replied to this by poking
fun ~,1 the eating habits of students

saying, "Do you serve quiche in your
dining halls?" Quiche is supposed to .
be the food of weaklings or timid peo- ,
ple.
Shaw said the parking lots are crucial to Wilkes' future, and that
Wilkes has already lost a number of
students because of inadequate parkmg.
The Park and Lock garage has lost
money since its opening in 1970. The
city floated the $2-million bond issued to finance the garage. The bond
is due by the year 2007.
Commission member Joseph Williams said he does not approve of tearing down buildings to build parking
lots. Wilkes wants to build the new
lots on the sites where Gore and the
Conyngham Annex used to stand.
Beltzer added, "If the college would
assume the bonds (used to pay for the
garage construction) they could take
it."

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Catholic Leader Dies

Cardinal Sousa Medeiros 67, an immigrant from Portugal who became a
leader of over two million Catholics in the Boston a rca,&lt;lied last Saturday after
triple-bypass heart ~u rgt&gt;rv
Medeiros,who '-poke six languages,became archhishc,o d the Bostonarea in
19 / fl. He was strictly against nuclear arms and in his Easter message m 1982
said he wanwd tu .. r,mt die consuousness of Ca: holi(, ;,1 Lh is archdiocese to
their responsibility to help form ari international consensus to reject ultimately
the use of all nuclear arms."

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semester, which is 35 less than, last
year, but there were some room assigrment difficulties. Adams said
some male students had to be placed
in alternative housing until room was
found, and that two male students
had to be placed in McClintock Hall,
a female dormintory. He said the
problems have been remedied and
that assignments are now in order. He
added that drop in resident students
can be attributed to the graduations
of large senior classes over the last two
years.
Adams said he sees no problems
with the resident situation in the future, and if enrollment continues to
rise and the need for additional space
occurs, the college can meet this extra
rooms such as Ross Hall which can be
converted into a dorm easily. He
added that the renovation and maintenance of old buildings at Wilkes is
an important and on-going process. -

by Sean P. Connolly

In a summer of continual motion
and change at Wilkes College, the
Residence Life Office, formerly the
Housing Office, was an extremely
busy organization that held its composure well , according to Mr. Paul
Adams , Director of the office.
Adams said the hardest job of the
summer was to inform the residents of
Sturdevant and Bedford Halls that
their residence halls were converted to
office space. He said the offices rather
than the residences were more affected by the moving .
Hollen back Hall, which was closed
in the Spri!"}g, was reopened because
of the sale of Parrish and Chapman
Halls. The decision to convert Sturdevant, which was one of the largest female dorms, also made the reopening
of Hollenback necessary to accommodate the extra residents.
There are 825 dorm st~dents this

Things sure have changed for this _Wilkes alumnus

since his senior year. You won't find Residence Life D irector Paul Adams tapping too many kegs these days. '·

~-----by Karen Cassidy
9:30 P.M. with the fall sports teams'
This year's Homecoming Festivities
members and coaches being introwill include six student activities and
duced . Majorettes, strutters, and
five alumni activities running from
cheerleaders will perform routines,
September 29 to October 1. .
and the announcement of the Home· According to Beth Cortez, chaircoming Court will also be included.
person of Homecoming Weekend , ·
As in previous years, . Dean Ralston
Thursday night will begin the cele- : - will be doing his famous Wilkes
bration of Homecoming Weekend ,
cheer. ·
with the annual bonfire at Ralston ·
During Friday's afternoon, the
Field.
judging of homecoming displays will
The bonfire is planned to begin at
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. Saturday's festivities will begin
with the football game· against Susquehanna Crusaders. Half-time of
the game will be devoted to the announcement of the king and queen
by President Capin. Other varsity athletic events will take place throughout
the day.
Saturday night is the gym party featurinl! the Student Center Board 's
d.js and buffet-style food. The cost
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The annual dinner-dance will be
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night. From 7:00 to 8:00 hors
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The Way We See It

The Rolling Stones wer:e right, "You can't always get what you want, but if
you try sometimes . .. you get what you need.''
I wish they had been just a little more specific in dvfining "try. " If Mick
Jagger had ever had to deal with the Wilkes College administration, he surely
would have substituted " be obnoxious" or "be a real bitch, " because that 's
what it takes around here to get what you need.
After four rounds of " Beacon vs. Administration, " we have finally succeeded in getting enough office space to operate effectively (or at least what we
think is working effectively).
We've discovered tp.at getting the school administration to concede to relatively simple demands is like trying to squeeze blood from a stone . Perhaps it
stems from what I see as their amazingly short and selective memory.
It all began before the end of the 1983 spring. semester when the now defunct Student Center Director,Jay Tucker, designed a floor plan for the incomplete third floor of the Student Center.
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One of the roo~ designated for the Beacon looked like the attic of your
average grandmother's home. It had no windows and a ceiling that started
halfway up one wall and slanted to the center of the room
We not-so-affectionately dubbed this room ·· lhe Black Hole " and immediately protested to 1:utker that it was totally unacceptable . We showed him the
office we wanted in~tead and gave him a Est of reasons why we needed two
"real offices" instead of one "real office" and " The Black Hole."
I contacted the Student Affairs Council twice during the summer about
where we were to be placed. Dean Ralston, accommodating and concerned as
usual, even visited the Student Center with myself and one of my editors so we
could explain "live and in person" what we needed and why.
After this meeting, I assumed everything was settled, and I relaxed thinking
The Beacon would have what it wanted: two offices connected by a passage
through a common wall.
'
However, when we returned for the fall semester, I was rudely reminded that
you should never "assume" anything, and you should never turn your back on
the Wilkes College administration .
After discovering that , for the third time, the date of our move to die new
offices had been pushed back; thus causing us to miss putting out one issue of
the paper, I phoned the Business Office for more information.
What I learned was that some ''higher authority' ' had overruled the Student
Affairs Council, and they were still insisting we be content with one real office
and the "Black Hole."
To make an extremely complicated and frustrating battle short, after two
more confrontations with the admini~tration, we got what we needed - the
two offices we had begged for all summer, but unconnected by a passage.
Instead of the moving company, we got the maintenance men and their pickup truck in which to move our delicate machinery. I should thank the main:enance men for all their patience while we tried to decide where we wanted our
desks and tables.
I realize that the school went through a lot of physical changes this summer,
and that the Beacon was hardly their major concern, but I can only document

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call 824-2472 or ext. 134.

Anyone interested in being the
Wilkes Colonel (alternate) should
contact Sharon Michener at 8242672 . Persons should be enthusiastic, energetic and not afraid to g~t
up in front of a crowd and cheer his
or her heart out. Tryouts will be held
at the convenience of those involved .
Afrer a twenty year lapse, Mike C.
is back at it again, pounding away
on the dike!

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Sean-Sean &amp; Tim - Thanks for
going ·above and beyond the call of
duty Monday night . You deserve
gold stars.

what The Beacon went through .
. All of this has been a learning experience. The newspaper staff has learned
some valuable lessons and gained serious , if slightly depressing, insights into
the inner workings of Wilkes College:
1. We 've learned that no issue is too large or too small to fight for. No one
should give up when they feel they are justified in their argument. Even if
we hadn ' t gotten what we needed , we wouldn ' t have had to sit around in
" The Hole" during layouts wondering " What if we had tried a little
harder? What if we had protested just once more? " We would have at
least had the consolation of knowing we gave our all.
2. There is a serious breakdown in communication on this campus, not just
between students and administration, but within the administration itself. How else can all that happened this summer be explained?
3. Even though we are in the "Student Center," the administration still
controls us. Though it may be unfair to state this early in the school yeat',
it appears the new student director of this building will have little say in
what goes on here ( except perhaps planning parties and trips).
4. The administrators of this school are humans, and they are as fallible as
the rest of us . This, for me, was a revelation. I had always thought of the
administration much like the gods on Olympus, which wasn't really fair
to them (the administrators, not the gods).
All of this has also left us with some unanswered questions:
1. What exactly is cubic feet of space ? When we tried to convince Mr. Abate
we needed more room for our equipment we were told ''The Hole'' had
more cubic feet of space. What good is the space above your head in a
room unless your planning on building a loft or a walkway?
2. W.py were the carefully organized and typed up arguments of The Beacon
tossed aside, and the structural changes deemed necessary to make the
black hole habitable for the newspaper continued, thus costing the school
funds that could have been used better elsewhere?
3. Who really makes the decisions at Wilkes? Deans Hoover and Ralston
were very cooperative and helpful , but their efforts were rebuffed by
someone. If the Student Affairs Council decides what students do, who
decides what the Student Affairs Council does?
4. Can small matters like the unhappiness of a student publication always
thro_w the school administration into a tailspin so easily? Wh~t of larger
problems?
I know this editorial isn't the nicest way to begin the school year, and I know
it will not be received well at Weckesser Hall, but I feel the fact that the first
issue of the school paper has been published so late in September deserves
some explanation and comment.
All said and done, the third floor looks fantastic and The Beacon staff is
certainly going to do our best to keep our offices as nice as they were when we
moved in .
It just seems that sometimes the administration gets so caught up -in their
plans, they forget about the people they're planning for.
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wait for me to write, I'll be graduated .
I've been watching you and I
know the route you take home fo ,m
rhss.
Hi Janet, How do you like fim
grade? We miss you . Patty &amp; Donna

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said we missed the elephant imi - ,
tations, but we do m iss you . Bcacun
Prod uctions , Inc.
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Steve Thomas, Remem ber the
bet' Becky lost and she still hasn ' (
paid up . Wonder why? Donna &amp; BC'~
(ks
Amy, Why are they screaming tof
me instead of you? Where did yol!,
hide the Varium? Becks .
Mr. Happy Lips·, This is to inform
you that you have not been selened
as this year's poster child . The honor
goes to Chas . Tim

Heidi, Here's to the next Homi: coming Queen of Wjlkes College. ,..
Enpy, but try to resist the electric ·
fireplace. Nikki

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C onservative Comment ______ _________
you run to your nearest newspaper
and say, "I want to be a columnist,"
we must explain the fo llowing . The
life of a columnist is not the glorious
and adventurous. life described to
many in such reknowned and well respected publications as The Star. In
fact , the life of a columnist is tough,
unrewarding, and filled with horrors
one could never imagine. There are
deadlines to be met, there are topics
to be chosen , and of course , there is
the rotten fruit and vegetable that
must be dodged with the utmost agility (so as to keep the column unscathed by anything except our pens .)
After years of writing, we have
grown used to the _rotten fruit and
vegetables and the deadlines, whereas
they pass without so much as a
thought. The selection of a topic is
still as intriguing and as mystifying as
it was when "Conservative Comment'' was first conceived of back in
Medieval times. Although , the old
chance method of rolling dice has
been replaced by a new sci,entifically
proven effective method . This year we
paste all the possible topics on a wall
and throw darts.
Now, most ~four readers are won-

by Stephen K. Urbanski
andJamesJ. Haggerty,Jr.

We're back. After a short four
month break, we're all ready to jump
right into ·the fast-paced world of political column writing (known to
those of us in the profession as columning. )
We would like to welcome back our
loyal and dedicated supporters , who
wait outside The Beacon office , trying
to catch a glance and be the first to see
what truly exciting and sometimes
controversial issue we have tackled
with our pens in the most recent edition. We would also like to welcome
back our loyal and dedicated adversaries, who also wait outside The Beacon office for an all toget er different
purpose. But, even more important
than welcoming those two groups of
individuals back to Wilkes College , is
the welcome of a new breed of uniformed minds which are easy prey for
our right to far-right propaganda .
Now that the welcoming is out of the
way, let 's talk columning.
Every week, or whenever we are divinely inspired , we sit down to write
' ' Conservative Comment .'' Before

dering what we will be writing about
this year. Well , since we are political
columnists (at least that's what we
think of ourselves as,) logically we
should cover politics. But, since darts
have no logic, we often drift into
baseball predictions, poetry in iambic
pentameter, and psychic predictions
for the coming year.
At this point many, avid followers
of " Conservative Comment " might
be a little concerned over the fact that
we haven't used any startling statistics
in this column. In fact, they are probably asking, "why? " We don't have
the answer to that question, although
we will supply you with the latest
odds .
Before you mortgage the house, let
us warn you . These odds are based on
past performance, and may change at
any time as the year progresses.
Taking into consideration the state
of world affairs, the President 's indecision on whether to run or not, the
decision of half the Democratic party
to declare a candidacy for the Presidency, the weather, home field advantage , and the Earned Run Average of
every pitcher in the American League ,
we _h ave come up with the following

.odds:
7-3

A " Conservative Comment " in every issue of
The Beacon

An important and relevant topic covered in
every column
3-2 A National League
team winning the
World Series this year
30-1 The New York Mets
finishing the season
above .500
4000-1 The Beacon's circulation surpassing that of
the "-New York D aily
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will
print
"Conservative Comment" on a weekly basis as an example of
American propaganda
There are the odds. If they change ,
we will see that they are published .
We' ll be back next week with a political column, and as always , any
comments or criticisms are welcome.
Please write to us at The Beacon . .

Cit izen Protests Captive Nation Policy
lo the Editor:

President Reagan proclaimed the
third week in J uly to be Captive Nations' Week . Captive Nations' Week
proclamations became almost meaningless during the administration of
President Carter, and failed to list any
captive peoples and name the Soviet
Union as the oppressor.
Contrary to these meaningless
proclamations , President Reagan' s

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Dave Fife
Bill French
Chris Henry
Bill McCarln
Ralph Pringle
Dave Talenti
Don Talenti
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proclamation is a strong statement on
behalf of captive peoples . On July 19
President Reagan emphasized the
Baltic States :-- Lithuania, Latvia and
. Estonia - stressing the crimes against
humani ty which were committed by
the government of the Soviet Union
in the Baltic countries. The President
also mentioned the Ukraine, Czechoslovakia , Cuba and Vietnam .
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assert that even the use of nuclear
weapons for self-defense is immoral,
are silent about the large-scale crimes
against humanity committed by the
Soviets in captive countries. !~formed
persons can draw their own conclusions about the moral attitude of
those self-styled moral leaders.
Sincerely yours ,
Dr. Alexander V. Berkis

Facult, Association Re-Groups

Queen:
Debbie Bligh
Diane Chuff
Paula Hamorski
Sue Havrilla
K . Potter
Cathy Roach
Cathy Schafer
Monica Tambasco
Phyl Totaro
Becky Whitman

Voting for Homecoming
Court takes place T uesd2.y,
September 27 , from 10,4 in
Stark Lobby and from 4 : 306 : 30 in Pickering Lobby.
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Reagan connected the fate of the captive nations with the present com munist aggression in Central America
and asked the representatives of the
captive peoples to help with their
knowledge and advice , pointing out
that they may be important in the development of U.S . policy in Central
America .
Nevertheless, it is a shame to me~tion that our very liberal news media

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intereated.in writing a llberal:polltlcal cola•n
to counter Conaervatlve Co•••nt. Apply at
\ he Beacon off Ice, Third Floor Student Center

The Wilkes College Faculty Association, whose mission is to foster professional zeal and advance educational standards at Wilkes , will hold
its first meeting of the new academic
year on Thursday, September 29, at
11: 00 A .M . in SLC 1. The Association
was founded last year as a forum
where faculty could meet to discuss
academic and professional concerns ,
and to generate new ideas to promote
the welfare of the faculty and institution. This year the Association plans
to address faculty development, tenure and promotion review, and the
!"Ole of the faculty in the goverance of
the college.
. There are presently about 40 duespaying members , but the Association

expects that number to increase as it
gains momentum . Initially the Association was founded in response to the
unpopular Tenure Document II decision, a policy which was imposed on
the faculty against its will, and which
many feel effectively eliminates tenure at Wilkes . The Association has
since broadened its commitment beyond this specific issue to attempt - ·
through open and intelligent discussion - to bridge any gaps that may
exist between faculty and administration, and tenured and non-tenured
faculty: All members of the faculty are
urged to attend the September 29
meeting.
BobHeaman
Don Leslie

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ilk es College
Bulletin Board

The following schedule of "open
hours " for the gym for use by Wilkes
students has been developed for immediate implementation for the current fall semester:
Monday thru Friday:
8 p.m. to 11:30 p.m
Saturdays: 1 p .m . to 6 p.m .
Sundays: 1 p .m . to 7 p.m.
Please carry your I.D . card with you
and be prepared to present it to the
person on duty in th_e gym .

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Schlarships Available:
The Boscov' s and Alexander W
Dick Foundation Scholarship. Minimum scholarship awards of $500.00
will be granted annually to a student
or students who demonstrate ability
and need. Preference will be given to
qualified individuals who are sons or
daughters of employees of Boscov' s
Department Stores. Interested students must contacnhe Financial Aid
Office by Friday, September 23, 1983,
to be considered for the scholarship
for the 1983-84 academic year.

The Scholarship Research Institut,c

On the week cn,I ,it· &lt;..;ti t. 3, 1983,

of Washington , D .C. is offering three

in ' ic· vicinitv ,,[ R11~s a1iJ Academy
Sts., a Welsh flag wa~ taken from in

$1 ,000 scholarships . Applicants must
meet the follow i'l _g lriteria: undergraduate, full-ll " lt. student with a
G .PA. of 2.0 or above . For application and information students should
write to:
Scholarship Research Institute
P.O. Box 5015 7
Washington, D .C. 20004
These awards are for the spring 1983. 84 semester. Application deadline is
October 30, 1983 .
A scholarship for up to $5,000 for
students enrolled in a computer sci enc('. or computer technology program in a four-year college or university is being offered by International
Computer Programs, Inc. of Indianapolis, Indiana. To qualify for the
1984-85 scholarship, a full-time student must be a sophomore or junior
who is maintaining a " B" average
and is in need of financial assistance.
For more information, contact the Financial Aid Office.

front of the home of a Wilkes alumnus. Anyone k!]owing the whereabouts of this flag should contact the
Alumni Office at ext. 32 5.
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The Pennsylvania Institute of Certified Public Accountants is sponsoring its ninth annual Student Manuscript Competition . .The competition
is open to all junior, senior and graduate students majoring in accounting
at a Pennsylvania college or university.
Cash awards of $700, $500 and $300
respectively will be given for the thre~
best articles. The topic of the contest
is "Accounting Standards Overload :
An Alternative Approach.'' Manuscripts must be 1500-2000 words in
length and submitted by December
30; 1983. For more information and
an application, contact the Pennsylvania Institute of Certified Public Accountants, 1100 Lewis Tower Building, Philadelphia, Pa. 19102 .

Mark Cohen, an award wmning loal photographer has been appointed
adjunct professor of art. He will direct
the program in photography, a concentration leading to the B.A . and
B.F.A . degrees in art .
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the World of Poetry newsletter. There
are an additional 99 prizes worth over
$10,000!
" We want to c-11courage new poets,
even those who have never entered a
poetry contest before,' ' says Contest
Director Mr. Joseph Mellon . "We expect our efforts to produce exciting
new discoveries!' ·
For a free brochure of rules and
prizes write, World of Poetry, 2431
Stockton Blvd ., Dept . P, Sacramento,
California 95817.

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Alcohol Perspectives
Alcoholism. It's a major heahh
problem in the U.S. today. It is estimated that seven out of every ten
adults consume alcoholic beverages,
and that one out of 11 of these is an
alcoholic .
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Alcoholism is an illness, an uncontrollable habit that affects not only
the alcoholic, but also those around
him. Alcohol abuse adversely affects
an individual's health, his work ability and, eventually, his relationships
with others.
While there is no clear-cut cause of
alcoholism , alcohol is generally used
as a means of escape or a method of
coping with problems such as loneli. ness, boredom, family difficulties
and work-related prol3'1ems. It may
also be used as a substitute for.maturity (may cover up feelings of insecurity), self-expression and achievement, and courage. While it seems to
solve some problems, alcohol is only a
temporary aid which often only
makes the situation worse. This adds a
sense of guilt which, in turn , leads to
more drinking.
Each person reacts differently to alcohol. Some people can drink heavily
for long periods of time and yet remain sober. Some people get sick
when they drink even a little. Some
develop a tolerance for alcohol, while
others lose control after one drink .
Most people can use alcohol socially
without becoming addicted.

"The (underage drinking)
situation can not be remedied. If there is a desire for alcohol, it can be obtained."
Student Surveyed

The symptoms of alcoholism can be
divided into three stages. In the early
stages, the alcoholic makes promises
to quit drinking and repeatedly
breaks them. Drinking to relieve tensions becomes more frequent. Alcohol tolerance is increased and changes
in personality (irritability, forgetfulness) become apparent .'
During the middle stages a cycle
develops. The individual attempts to
deny or conceal his drinking. He begins to drink in the morning and
alone , and the signs of drinking become more noticeable . Drinking becomes a daily necessity.

"If it wasn't for beer, I
wouldn't be here."
Student Surveye~
The final stages are marked by
loneliness; the alcoholic is isolated
from family and friends. Personality
changes are very pronounced and
health begins to deteriorate.
The only way to cure alcoholism is
to abstain from alcohol. The alcoholic
must want to recover. A variety of
physical as well as mental treatments
are employed when dealing with alcoholism. These include vitamins, psychiatric counselling, clinics and group
therapy.
Once on the road to recovery, a relapse may occur, but the longer an alcoholic stays dry, the better his
chances for recovery.

''Wilkes College does not
encourage the use of alcoholic
beverages by students."
Student Handbook

While the college does not encourage the use of alcoholic beverages by
students, it does recognize the fact
that many students do drink alcoholic
beverages. For that reason, the college
developed an alcohol policy to encourage responsible drinking by students .
According to Residence Life Director Paul Adams , the present policy
was structured to support the following objectives: - To allow people
who choose to abstain from drinking
to have that decision respected so they
can feel comfortable and unpressured. - To reinforce moderate
drinking habits. - To control consumption by heavy drinkers. - To en.courage heavy drinkers with a dependency on alcohol to seek counselling.
Adams noted that, in keeping with
these objectives, sociai events will
no:w have more of a social focus. The
policy is structured so that food and
alternative beverages will be provided
at social functions for those who wish
to abstain from alcohol. While this
has always been the policy of the Student Center, it is now being enforced
in residence halls also.

Adams further stated that few students realize the problems caused by
excessive drinking . In addition to the
obvious problems such as vandalism,
public drunkenness and the physical
abuse associated with drinking , there
are numerous problems that are not
normally recognized as such . These
include classes that are missed due to
l).angovers, not being able to study
because others are partying and behavior modifications due to drinking .
When asked how the Residence
Life Office deals with alcohol problems when they arise, Adams noted
that the student is encouraged to seek
counselling from a professional
agency. He stated that the most difficult part of dealing with a problem is
often just getting the student to recognize that there is a problem. Once
that is done, help can be obtained.
Just how widespread is drinking
among college students throughout
the country? The latest statistics reveal that 80-90 % of college students
consume alcoholic beverages. Only
10% are classified as non-drinkers.

"In societies where there is
no true drinking age, eg'. European ·· countries
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drinking problem is nonexistent virtually. But here,
· society would need tremendous restricting which now
would probably be impossihle."

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Writer's
Cramp
by Donna Nitka

I can't believe it. This can 't be happening . I thought I was prepared ,
that I could handle it. But now . . .
· "What's 'it,' " you ask? Why
school ofcoursc . lt 's onlybeeninsession fo'r four weeks however Nith
all the reading , researching and writing I have ro do it seems more like two
and a half months .
I cried to prepare for it , honestly I
did. I solemnly swore that this year
things were going to be differe':1t. I
was going to reform ?1Yi rocrastmating ways. No more skipped c_lasses, no
more all-nighters. I was gomg to be
the model student, going to all my
classes (even my 9 o'clock Fortran
class), meeting all my assignment
deadlines and keeping up with my
read ing. Yeah, righ t. Dream on . .
I guess I shouldn ' t be totally d isaJ?pointed, though. After all, . I did
manage to stick to m y ~esolu~10n_ for
an entire week, but wtth m idmght
trips to Ollie 's and friends dropping
by unexpectedly I really couldn't help
falling a bit behind , could I?
If I knew last March what I know
now , things would probably be d~fferent. I mean it ' s one thing to register fo r a class and quite another ro actually have to take it . Take Fortran for
example. Sounds harmless enough .
Little did I know when I signed up for
C.S . 123 that I'd have to le?,rn to
think differently, to be able to turn
si mple problems into long , complicated, step-by-step procedures. It 's
no wonder you need a computer ro

You asked for it! You got it! It's the new weekly gossip column. We (Ann &amp;
Abby) have decided to write for_the Beacon to_ l~t you in on what your fri~nds
,, re doing behind your back. Besides we had to JOin one club to keep our Wilkes
~c holarship . AND NOW THE BIRT. . .
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Rhondado you have to be 21 to drink in Pa.? Let's ask the bartender at
lJunahue 's.
fhe soccer team seems to be starting out well this year. Hey Bill, how's
Nancy? Hope the team does as well as you the rest of the season, on and off the
field. What room number was that?
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One of our roving spys has told us what fun they had at the_Planned Pa~en~- ·
hood· lecture. Anne Marie wants to thank you all for attendmg ... I didn t
know they came 10 so mahy colors. How about that bicentenial year!
Hey Lester how abou t those fre.s hman gi!ls? Maybe you'll find a starlet for
your next video . I hope more than her face is photogemc.
Brenda W. stay away from Donahue's, you ma:°ia~. Happy ~2! What wQuld
that poor guy's mother say if she knew you_got him m trouble .
Hey MOM , who is going to be D AD this year? _Maybe you can adopt ... I
hear Patty Purge is still available.
Ellen, how's the new roomie? I hope this on e lasts a full year. Been to Domino's lately?
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Bedford, Gore, and Dana we salu te you, gone but not forgotten. Who is the
lucky teacher that got Scott and Pat's old room ? If thos_e walls could tal_k . . :
Uncle A rt what's the matter don't you dance? I thmk those two guls ltke
older men.
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Allen M. Dido ' t your mother ever tell you not to get 10 a car with a pig? Its a
good thing your brother is here this year to watch out for yol:.
. Who was that dippy blonde collecting money at And]usttce For All? Someone should buy her a book of etiquette.
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Sbmeone please try to keep the edit~r of ~his newspaper (and her friend)
away from Denison parties. I ~ate t? see mtelltgent women embarrass themselves in public. Yes Becky, that is a mce hat.
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What famous Student Government President has been covered with black
and blue marks for the last week? S &amp; M much Ralph? Just stay away from
Waller . .. President Capin needs his rest.
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How about those fourth floor nymphettes? A ~ hole week and no gossip what's the matter girls ? No more wild oats to sow . Maybe there are som e
farmers in the freshman class who have some extra oats you can borrow or trade

sort the whole thing out.
Besides . those innocent-looking
courses that turn out to be real monste rs , there are those courses that are
"required." You know the type, the
ones you have to take in order to graduate (I wonder if anyone would take
them if they didn't have to?) . Well ,
being a senior I decided to get as
many of these required courses out of
the way this semester as I could. I
can ' t h ide from them m uch longer.
So, to fu lfill a requirement, I took
seminar. This is a one-credit course
that requires only one assignment fo r
the entire semester: a 4 5 minute presentation, complete with slides , on
the natural history of the organism of
my choice. Simple, huh? Only trouble is I can't think of any one organism I' m so fasc inated by th at I'd be
able to talk about it , with some d egree of knowledge: for 45_ m inutes .
O.K. I lied . There)s one higher-level
organism I'm totally taken with , but I
can't give a seminar on him . Help!
Now, can you see why I'm having
anxiety attacks? My system 's in a state
of shock. No sooner do I leave one
working environment (no, I'm not
going to bore you with details of my
summer job) when I' m brutally thrust
into another one withou t so much as a
week off for recuperation .
Bu t, I guess I'll manage . A few days
barricaded in my room with only m y
books for company should do the
crick. Besides , things always seem ro
work out in the end. I've survived so
far, haven't I?

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we are everywhere. Beware Freshmen! You a~e no_t to~ young to_~ake our news.
Jf
've got a juicy scoop you'd like to see 10 pnnt, Just drop 1t 10 any Beacon
Box. We are looking forward to writing about you.
Love,
Annand Abby

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The followi ng survey was conducted to determine student attitudes toward alcohol on campus.

Topic: Alcohol on campus
Please answer the following questions:
1. Class:
Fresh. 24
Soph . 16
Sen . 30
Jun. 22
off-campus houscommuter 35
2. Housing status:
resident 50
ing 8
male 42
female 50
3. Sex:
4. Present age 18-30
5. At what age did you start to drink ?
· 10 yrs. and younger, 4
17 yrs., 14
13 yrs., 2
18 yrs., 8
14yrs. , 16
19 yrs. ,2
15yrs. , 14
20 yrs. ,2
16yrs.,24
21yrs., 2
6. Approximately how much alcohol do you consume in one week? Less
than than a six-pack , 20; six-pack, 30; one bottle of wine, 8; case or more,
16.
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7. Approximately how much money do you spend on alcohol p er week? $2
and less , 18; $3, 22 ; $5, 14; $10, 12; $15 or more, 10.
8. Do you prefer beer, wine, mixed drinks or hard liquor? beer, 26 wine , 10
mixed drinks, 26 hard liquor, 4 .
9. Do you consider yourself a social drinker?
yes, 70
no, 22
no , 56
yes, 36 10. Did (do) you ever drink alone?
no ,92
yes, 0
11. Do you consider yourself an alcoholic ?
12 . Are you familiar with the college's alcohol policy?
If so, please state.
familiar and could state correctly, 28
familiar but couldn 't state correctly, 28
not familiar, 30
13 . Do you adhere to the college's alcohol policy?
yes, 26 ·
no , 66
yes , 80
no , 12
14. Do you think underage drinking is a problem ?
If so, how can this situation be remedied?
15. In your opinion, what should the legal drinking age be?
18 yrs ., 24
20 yrs., 4
19 yrs., 16
21 yrs., 34
While the majority of students surveyed stated that they consume on sixpack or less per week (spending an average of $3.00/week) there were exceptions. Two people surveyed reported that they do not drink at all, while one
student admitted to spending $70-80 per week on beer and assorted hard liquor. Even with these variances, no one considered himself to be an alcoholic.
It is interesting to note that while the majority of those surveyed feel that
underage drinking is a problem, these same students are the ones who began
drinking when they were 16 years old or younger. Most students also felt that
this situation can not be remedied. Many pointed out that "as long as there is a
desire for alcohol, it can be obtained." A few students did , however, offer
solutions to the p roblem. These included doing away with the legal drinking
age, thus decreasing the "status of being a 'legal' drinker," stricter L. C.B .
laws, and scare tactics such as showing underage drinkers "accidents d irectly
caused by alcohol. "

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(year): " Keep lt Up ," Loverboy, * ½ .
by Joseph Mamourian
Wh t' n I first took on this assign - I guess after you " Ger Lucky" you
ment I Lhought ir would be a piece of have to " Keep It Up' ' wh ich is the
cake. After all , I Iis ten to a lot of music perfect title for this stiff. Loverboy has ·
and my interest covers a fairly wide managed to transform themselves
range . Now I see man y late nights and from a promising new band into an
a lot of coffee ahead. There are so over-rated over-played group of sex
many albums released every week in bombs. It's hard to believe that this is
so many different formats that it's the same group that swept the 1980
hard to pick what to write about. Not Juno Awards (Canada's Grammys) .
only that , there are different ways to Listening to "Hot Girls in Love, "
write a feature article like this one. which sounds like "Workin' For The
One quick example: if I featured the Weekend, " which sounds like "The
new Peter Schilling album , ' 'Error in Kid Is Hot Tonight" (off the first althe System, " most people wouldn't bum), it is easy to hear that Loverboy
care less because most people have has turned a dynamic new style into a
never heard of Peter Schilling (actu- formula (insert lyric into music " B").
ally it's a blend of highly technical Unfortunately hot girls in love eat this
progressive and dance music. An in- kind of music up which will encourteresting investment for someone· age more mediocrity from this onewho is bored with their music and time promising band .
Summer's Surprise : " Pride," Rolooking for something new.)
The sum mer months are d ifficult bert Palmer, ****. For years Robert
times for albums as pre-Christm as re- Palmer hJs peen searching for the disleases are easier to sell (hence: the gift tinct sou~d that would automatically
of music) . There are a few exceptions, identify ~im with the listener. One
of course . 22 Top albums are always need only to hear 4 to 5 bars to idenreleased with the summer months in tify Nat "King" Cole ,Julie Andrews,
mind . People seem to relate to their And y Williams or Sinatra , the trend Texas desert , cactus and cookout at- setters of a long lost era. Palmer has
mosphere. Thus, the record compan- spent most of his time in the past cuties feel they can sell them easier in the ting re-makes of Lowd George , Ray
summer. David Bowie and.The Police Davies and Moon Martin songs, comboth had major tours this summer, bining fusion rock with a danceable
which is why they had major releases; array of scream ing electronics .
The tour promotes the album and the " Pride" is a tasteful blend of that cool
album promotes the band on tour.
''give me a pina-colada and a spliff"
With all this to consider I think it reggae beat that makes you bop and
would be a waste of time to write urban dance tones that really make
about what I think is a hit or a stiff you bop. "You are in m y system "
when you have no idea what my taste made a brief stay in the top 20 while
is like. So this will be a brief review of taking the number one spot in the urfour albums that most everyone is fa- ban contemporary charts. Unfortumiliar with. Then , in weeks to come, nately, this album will fall into obscuI'll review one album in depth. So, ifI rity except for a scattered few bought
cut to shreds an album you like and by Palmer's strong cult following.
praise on you hate you' 11 still know Best album of the summer: "Synwhether-or not to buy the album. I'll chronicity," The Police, **** ½. The
use the standard excep ted rating sys- Police have finally come of age. To
tem of stars: 5 being flawless; 4, excel- have a chart-leading album you have
lent; 3, a good effort , 2, average ; and to sell on more than one format. It's
1 , stiff city. ·
progressive enough for all the fan s
Th e summer's worst: "Every Bodys who remember "Reggatta De Blanc"
Rockin '," N eal You ng and the Shock- and wonder where it went, and bubing Pinks, ½ . I gave this album a ½
bly enough for those who " 2 enyatta
star because , frankly, I can't rate it any Mondatta" was m ore their cup of tea.
low&lt;;r. After such classics as ''Down by This album is a good excuse to make
the River," "Ohio," "Southern Liverpool the reggae capitol of the
Man' ' and ' ' Heart of Gold,'' I would world , and if Peter Tosh weren ' t
· hardly consider the name Neal Young around it would be . Sting's cool and
synonymous with rock-a-billy. What's now much more refined · vocals in
worse is this isn ' t good rock-a-billy.
"Every Breath You Take" gave Irene
Cara's "Flashdance" a run for the
The lyrical content is repetitive onemoney in the charts. "King of Pain,"
liners. Musically, the band is tight and
in tune, but even the Sex Pistols acthe other single, will be enough for
complished that . The first few lines of the people who "just like the songs
" Marylou Bought a New Pair of and don't worry about the album ."
Shoes " will convince you that this alMeanwhile, Synchronicity #1 and #2
along with the off the wall ' 'Mother,''
bum is sheer torment . If you ' re a diehard Neal Young fan do yourself a fathat sounds like a Robert Fripp oldie ,
fill ,, 11 album that will probably give
vor and wait 3 months before you buy
this . It'll be in Nardone' s cut-out rark
The Police an Album of rhe Year
by then .
nomina ion . i ' II be very surprised if ir
isn't. H.:1ppy 1,;, cening .
Disappointment of the summer

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Weekend
Forecast
Aquarius 0 an . 20-Feb . 18) Friday
may hold some adventure, but the remainder of the weekend should prove
uneventful. Use Saturday and Sunday
to catch up on work .
(**)
Pisces (l-"eb . 19-Mar. 20) Don't let
serious problems with a friend overshadow weekend fun. Get out and
enjoy your,elf.
(***)

.,.
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19) A new ad mirer fills your weekend with romance. You get no work done, but
who cares?
(*****)
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20) Friday
night proves disappointing. Saturday
and Sunday may be plagued with difficulties.
(*)
Gemini (May 21-June 20
friend could be the key to this
end. Don '. t overlook the
VIOUS .

Leo Ouly 23-Aug. 22) Friday's excitement more than makes up for Saturday's slowness. Su nday has definite
possibilities.
(****)

185 N. Pennsylvania Blvd .
Back Street
Cook's
49 S. Washington St.
Sat. Rox
Mickey Finn's 100 Pennsylvania Blvd .
33 Wilkes-Barre Blvd.
The Station
Beer Bash with The G reat Rock Scare
Fri.
Iron Horse: Pat Godwin
David and Timothy
Sat.
Pat Godwin
Sun.
Les Gibbs
The Woodlands
Rt. 315 Plains Township

At The Movies

Who
what
w ere

Wyoming Valley Cinema - Wyoming.Valley Mall
Return of the Jedi
1:00, 4:00,
Mr. Mom
1:30, 3:30,
Th"' Triumph of a Man Called Horse
1:30, 3:30,
Risky Business
1:30, 3:30,
Nightmares
1:45, 3:45,
KRZ Midnight Movie Madness: Friday &amp; Saturday
_ The Rocky Horror Picture Show
· The Clash -

7:10, 9:50
5:30, 7:30, 9:30
5:30, 7:30 , 9:30
5: 30, 7:30, 9:40
5:45, 7:45, 9:45

Friday, September 23:
Student Government presents "Raiders of the Lost Ark," Stark Learning Center. 101 , at 7 and 9 p.m. Admission is 25¢ with I.D. 50¢ without it. ·
Saturday, September 24:
CC-IRHC Block Party. Evans Hall Parking Lot. 4 p.m.-10 p.m . Music by
"Strangers, " beginning at 6 p.m.
Sund ay, September 25 :
·
,
Student Center Trip to Atlantic City. For more details see a Student Cente
Board member.

and

Concerto Concert. Center for the performing arts. 3:30 p.m. Tuesday, September 27.

Virgo (A ug. 23 -Sept . 22 ) Unexpected p ho ne call provides op portunity fo r fi nancial gain. Concentrate
on intellectual development rather
than social activit ies.
(***)
· Libra (Sept . 23-0ct. 22) Romance
may be just around the corner. Enjoy
the weekend, but don 't :-~xpecc too
much .
·· ·
(***)

23-Nov . 21)Concen- • ~
·
ival .
( ½ ) °".....-"'
ct .

Sagittarius (Nov . 22-Dec. 21) A
close friend is seeking a more intimate
relationship . Don ' t pass up this opportunity. •
( *****)

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Around The Campus

Cancer Oune 21-July 22) Peer d ispproval stalls your weekend plans.
ork ro improve your home env.iro n(*)

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan . 19) Unexpected travel leads to new experiences; career opportunmes follow .
( ***)

Social
Lights

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when

E~ectio~s for Ho~eco1?ing King and Queen. 10 a .m. to 4 p.m. in Stark lobby.
~.30-6.30 p.m. P1ckenng lobby.
Thursday, September 29:
Bo_n fire at Ralston Field .

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S tudent Governm ent
Commuter -Council
by Scott Seebald
Announcing the acquisition of 16
new parking sp aces was one of the major topics to rise during the 2nd mee ting of Commuter Cou ncil.
The new spaces are located beside
Parrish Hall and are now available for
commuter student parking .
New progress on S1;$gestions of
parking problems have been considered and the Council has settled with
lot parking rather than individual
space parking. Lot parking should alleviate the troubles suffered by commuters. The policy would extend to
all commuters who would be assigned
lots, the proposition - a first come,
~rst serve basis parking.
Last weekend 's Stud ent Center
party ,held by Comm uter Council in
cJ L1J U11Ll10t"l wid~ ~,u,:Ll ll Gu,dllment , was hailed a success with 519
students
attending .
Commuter
Council's presiding advisor Dean
Hoover said at the meeting Monday
that he enjoyed the p arty.
Com ing later this month, the
Commuter &lt;Zouncil has planned two
activities for all students.

Th e first , a block party, to be posr ,o, ,ed until Sepremher 24th . The
Saturday party in Evans parking lot
will have tab les ot toad (hamburgers
and soda) and a band co entertain
those that attend. Add ed treat - dart
throwing at faculty photos .
The other activity scheduled is one
that is tried and true - the Bloomsburg Fair trip . The Comm uter Council plans to charge $1 per ticket which
includes the bus transportation. Tickets will be sold soon at the usual locat10ns .

SCHOOL ACQUIRES NEW
WRITER-IN- RESIDENCE
by Buddy SutliffJr.
Dr. Thomas Kaska, Chairperson of
the Language and Literature Department, has announced that poetJohn
Taggert will be Wilkes College's
writer-in-residence for the 1983-84
academic year.
The writer-in-residence program at
Wilkes brings an American writer to
campus each year to teach a specific
area of creative writing. The program
is funded through the National En-

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._.._ Treasurer Tod'·,Hogan reported that
che condition of the treasury is the
most stable since the council began.
The council is starting the year with a
budget of $7,850 .
Some of this money will be put to
immediate use this weekend when
IRHC will co-sponsor a block party
with Commuter Council. The party is
open to all students and will be held
in the parking lot behind Evans Hall.
Food and drink will be availabie.
It was also annou·nced that IRHC
and CC will be co-spnnsoring a bus
trip to the Bloomsburg Fair.
Inter-Residence
Representatives were reminded
Hall Council
that instead of meeting every week,
the council will meet every other
week. This new schedule was deby Thomas J. Monsell
signed so the information discussed at
Inter-Resid ence Hall Council held meetings will not become repetitive .
it' s first meetm g of the 1983-84
school year Sunday Night.
IRHC president, Al Melusen , was
Student Government
pleased with the attendance and
stated that he hoped for continuing
participation from the representatives.
by D. M. Nitka
The various committees, such as
Plans for Homecom ing were finalfood, vandalism, maintenance , and
ized during Mond ay night 's Student
social, were explained for the benefit
Government m ee ting. Homecoming
king and queen will be announced
of new members.

dowment for the Humanities and
through the Allan Hamilton Dickson
Chair of English Literature.
Taggert is the author of five books
of poetry: To Construct A Clock, The
Pyramid is Pure Crystal, Prism and
the Pine, Twig Dodeka, and Peace on
Earth. His work has appeared in leading magazines, anthologies and journals. Taggert is currently teaching creative writing in fiction, poetry, and
drama at Syracuse University.

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during the bonfire at Ralston field
Thursday night . Judging of dorm displays and the dinner dance will be
held Friday. Residence halls wishing
to enter a d isplay should obtain a
form from the library and return the
completed form to the Student Government Office by Wednesday, Septem ber 28. Saturday's activities include the football game against
Susquehanna and a gym party.
Social
committee
chairperson
Donna Garber reported that the committee is planning a Pat Godwin coffeehouse for Homecoming week. Tentative dates for the coffeehouse
include Wednesday night, September
28, and Thursday, September 29,
during the activity period . Garber
also stated that the committee is planning a dinner theater for next semester.
SG President Ralph Pringle announced that Lhe pt e:,idem of the
High Acres campus of Penn State suggested that Wilkes join them in sponsoring an event in an attempt to get
into the Guiness Book of Records .
The event suggested was a lap -sitting
contest . The suggestion will receive
further discussion at future meetings.

Wilkes Revises Orientation
by Karen Cassidy
Incoming students participated in
a revised orientation program August
25 through August 30 .
Jane Lampe, Dean of Student Affairs , and students , Gene Chicowski,
Mary Kutz and Ann Marie Romanovitch, co-chaired the program
with the assistance of Ralph Pringle,
S.G. President .
In previous years, the New Student
Orientation lasted two days, but this
year the program spanned three days ,
Sunday through Tuesday, with classes
beginning on Wednesday. A revision
m the school calendar caused the
change.
Chicowski said he felt the new format created a more relaxed atmo- .
sphere . He also stated that the difference in the leng_th of time ~elped the
.. freshmet? and transfer s_tudertts be- comd better acquainted with the
school, orientation staff a'nd other
students ... · . . . . ~
.Since :di~ prqgrain lasted an extra
day, funds had to be stretched to cover
the additional expenses . The solution
was.to limit the size of the staff to 3 5,
a much smaller number than in past
years, and to have these people involved in numerous activities .
One activity which was eliminated
be, ause of a lack of funds was " Play fa i , ' ' a professional organization
which creates an atm~sphere for new

students to meet each other through
imaginative and zany games .
In place of " Playfair," a dance
D.]. 'cl by WKRZ and a coffeehouse
featuring Pat Godwin were held.
Dean Lampe reported that she
plans to speak with each of the students who participated as staff members to get his or her views on the
strengths and weaknesses of the new
orientation format.

T.V. Station
contin~ed from page 1
teachers and students . The equipment means nothing if you can ' t
teach with it or use it," said Kinney.
With the help of engineer Carl Brigido the studio should be ready for
use by the students' of Broadcast Production in a few weeks . In time the
studio will be open to more students.
Kinney reported that the rise in en'rollnient ·of communications majors
shows the presence of a possible large
market of students , and that the television studio will be a plus in attracting them.
"What I envision , over the next
few years, is a good facility that will
operate and grow for years to come .
Eventually, it should be experienced
by larger groups of students," stated
Kinney.

A.

�-sports
Lady Colonels. Open Season
by Valerie Roberts
On Tuesday, September 13, the
women's field hockey team opened
its season at Kirby Park. Weather
hampered the game as the rain made
play difficult . The team battled to a
0-0 tie and went into overtime when
J uniata scored within the first minute
of play. Juniata was able to hold
Wilkes and come away with a 1-0 win .
Freshman Karen Domzalski and
sophomore Allysse Croft played well
for the Lady Colonels , while senior cocaptain Karen Johnson was not as mobile as usual at her sweeper position.
Wilkes' goalie Janee Eyerman recorded seven saves while her teammates posted seven..:,hots on goal and
two penalty corners. Coach Meyers
noted that Debi Cometa and Sally Vojtek had several good shots on goal
but were unable to finish.

Depth A

Pl'oblem.To
Field Hoclcey
Team

On Thursday, September 15 the
team dropped its Second consecutive
home game to Elizabethtown 2-1.
The visitors managed to score a goal in
each half. It wasn't until midway
through the second half that the
Colonels managed to get on the score. board with a Cometa goal and an assist from Vojtek .
Wilkes mounted a good rush on
goal in the last 20 seconds of the contest but were unable to put the ball
past the E-town keeper. Meyers commented that her team played better
against Elizabethtown than they did
against Juniata.
The Lady Colonels then took out
their frustrations on College Misericordia this past Saturday. The team
totally dominated play which enabled
Meyers to give some of her new players valuable 2ame experience.
by Tim Williams
Coach Gay Meyers this, year inher- .
ited a problem synonymous with
many of the athletic programs here at
Wilkes-nurpbers.
Six varsity players were lost to graduation leaving Coach Mevers with
only eight returning letterwomen.
Two other letterwomen have decided
not to return to Wilkes.
Meyers will be looking toward most
of her upperclassmen to carry on the
tjam 's winning tradition. This group
mcludes seniors Tracey Day, Valene
Frey, Karen Johnson ; juniors Debbie
Cometa-Santayana, Jean Dougherty,
Tracey Kelly; and sophomores Alysse ·
Croft and Lisa Thomas:
Five upperclass women are playing
field hockey for the first umc at
Wilkes: Jane
Eyerman ,Perri

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Coach Meyers made a few line-up ·
changes to "beef up" the attack. She
strengthened the midfield defense
which worked to the teams advan- ·
tage .
The goalie had " an easy time "
since she never had to play the ball.
The te.a m still needs some cohesiveness , but the rough edges are smoothing out.
Wilkes had 23 shots on goal and 16
corners. Five of the seven goals were
scored by freshmen . Both Vojtek and
Cometa tallied two goals and an assist
while Yvonne Pierman rounded out
the scoring. Mary Ann Judge recorded
two assists while Lisa Thomas and
Croft each added one.
The Lady Colonels are now 1-2 with
their next home match on Saturday,
October 1.
Ne j b,Joni
Dom bec k ,N adi ne\
Wieder, and Marianne Judge.
The Lady Colonels' tresnman entourage consists of Stacey Baldwin,
Keren Bennett, Dorothy Zwoyer,
Sally Vojtek , Sharon Domzalski,
Yvonne Pierman,and Debbie Nelson.
It will be difficult to equal last
year's overall record of 8-4-3, and
each of those four losses were by a single goal.
Coach Meyers' personnel problems
run deep. Several players she hoped
to have on the field decided not to
play this season. To complicate matters further, many of her players have
late classes which hinder her practice
sessions.
All of the freshmen are expected to
contribute greatly this year which
gives rise to another problem. These

The Lady Colonels took on Misericordia last Saturday and came out
with a 7-0 win to bring the ladies record to 1-2. Freshman Ka-ren Bennett
beats two defenders in one of the
Colonels many offensive surges.
freshmen must make a rapid adjustment from high school field hockey to
that of college. By the same token,
the upperclassmen must adjust to a
great number of new people.
It is critical that the Lady Colonels
mold as a unit quickly because their
three toughest opponents (Elizabethtown, Bucknell, and East
Stroudsburg State) all appear early on
the schedule.
Prior to the September 13 season
opener against Juniata,Meyers will
have only two scrimmages to develop
an entirely new offense and defense.
"Our attack has potential but we
drastically need more depth in our defense." Meyers added, "I have an
idea what might work, but we have a
lot of work to do.''

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Second in Tourney
by Charles Yozwiak
Misericordia was victorious in all of
The Wilkes College Women 's Vol- its fo ur matches while Wilkes capleyball team opened their ex~ibii:ion tured second place by winning three
season recently, losing a best-of-five of four matches . The Colonels won
series to Penn State /Wilkes Barre .
the opening set of the final match
The Lady Colonels lost 15-12, 15-4, with Misericordia by a score of 15-4.
and 15-3 . The Lady Colonels won one
It was downhill from there as the
game, 15-1 L The Wilkes College Lady Colonels dropped the second set
Women's Volleyball team is coached by a score of 15-3. The final set deterby Doris Saracino.
mined who would take first place in
The Lady Colonels were also the newly organized·tourney. It was a
blanked by Elizabethtown reL.-:ntly, close set as the Colonels forced Miseri
dropping three straight sets, 15-11, · to win by two and therefore take
15-13, and 15-1.
home the hardware .
This past Sunday Wilkes College
The next home contest is tonight at
hosted the first annual Luzerne 7:00 PM . with College Misericordia
County Volleyball Tournament. The against whom the Colonels will be
four team tournament included looking to avenge last weekend 's loss.
Wilkes, King's, Misericordia, and
LCCC.

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looters Lose At Home,

STEROIDS:

Win On Road

Too Little, Too Late

by Tim Williams

b, Charles Yozwialc
Many people are applauding the
disqualification of athletes at the Pan
American Games for their use of anabolic steroids. I tend to agr_ee with
that consensus . Anabolic steroids are
synthetic derivatives of the male hormone testosterone . Hence, they produce the same characteristics of that
hormone-aggressiveness,
strength,
muscle size, etc. They give athletes an
unfair advantage over their drug-free
opponents .
Steroids have been in existence ever
_since the CIBA Corporation started to
market the drug Dianabol in 1958.
Let's see, it's now 1983. Do you mean
it took the Olympic committee 25
years to determine that steroids can
give an athlete an unfair advantage?
These drugs have been known to
produce very hazardous side effects in
humans such as serum hepatitis, liver
failure, kidney failure, intestinal disorders and diseases, and kidney tumars, to mention a few.
Everybody is hailing the . drug
crackdown in the Pan-Am Games as
something great. It is just a feeble effort on their part which has come too
late. The Olympic Committee should
have started implementing serious
measures against drug abuse by athletes a long time ago. They knew that
there were drugs which could conceivably enhance one's athletic performance when those drugs first came out.
Let me throw some facts around. In
an independent study conducted by
the American College of Sports Medicine, it was found that the National
Collegiate Athletic Association estimated that roughly 70 percent of all
serious weight-training athletes in
this country alone were using steroids .
In the 1968 Munich Olympics, over
60 percent of all weight athletes (discus, shotputters, weightlifters, etc.)
actually admitted to using steroids in

their training .
Only now do· they start to crack
down on steroid athletes . What good
is it now that they have damaged their
bodies with steroids . These drugs
have been in use for a quarter of a cen. tury and their use has become cancerous. If you know a corrupt doctor or
pharmacist, chances are that you can
get your hands on some good steroids.
As a powerlifter myself, I know
how infested a sport can get with steraid use. There is only one way to stop
young athletes from destroying themselves and the tenet of "fair competition", and that is through education ..
We must make aspiring athletes
aware of the dangers of steroids , and
what the institution of organized
sports is all about - to build character; not to "win at all costs".
I am glad that people are becoming
aware of the dangers of steroid use, .
how they are destroying sports, a,.9-d
the athletes who compete in them.
The campaign against the steroid
athlete has just begun, but it should
have started a long time ago. The steraid mentality is based on the premise .
that one cannot compete unless one
can produce an advantage over one's
opponent. This mentality, like the
disease of cancer, will be very hard to
eliminate, indeed.

nated play but could not put the ball
into the back of the Vikings' net.
The Colonels had several opportunities to get on the scoreboard
throughout the game . On at least ten
occasions the ball traveled across the
Upsala goal mouth without a Wilkes
or Upsala player getting a foot on the
ball.
At the end of regulation there was
no score, which required playing
two, ten minute periods of overtime.
The same brand of soccer continued
into the overtimes that plagued regulation time .
But, at the 107:27 minute mark
midfielder Vince Dominach passed
the ball up to forwardJeff Wertz who
drew the Viking keeper out and
slipped the ball over to winger Mike
Molloy who knocked the ball past the
sprawling Upsala keeper to give the
Colonels a 1-0 edge.
With less than three minutes remaining in the overtime the Colonel
forwards and. ·midfielders dropped
back to help out the tired but capable
defense . of freshmen Roy Delay,
Frank Wanzor, Bob Stoffel, and junior Tim Williams . Hankins had another fine day ,recording only six
saves.
' ' Our defensive game is pretty
good, but we need to work on our offensive game before we meet up with
F.D.U. Madison," commented assistant coach Kelly Noseworthy.
Saturday, Sept. 24, the boaters will
take on one of the toughest division
three teams on the Colonels' schedule, F.D.U. Madison. Wilkes will be
looking to avenge· last year's 4-0 loss
to the Jersey Devils.

Last week proved to be a very fruitful for Phil Wingert and his hooters.
The Colonels accomplished some
things they haven't done in years.
It has been over three years since a
Colonel soccer team has hit the . 500
mark. In addition to that, it has been
several years since they have both
scored on the University of Scranton
and have shut-out an opponent (Upsala College).
The Colonels (1-1) opened their
season with a hard fought 3-1 loss to
nationally ranked Div. III Scranton.
This marks the first time in a decade
that the Colonels have been competitive with the division three power.
Freshman Mike Molloy hit the back
of the net at the 28: 10 mark to put the
Colonels up by a score of 1-0. Sophomore Greg Trapani had the _assist.
With slightly less than two minutes
remaining in the first half, the Colonels defense broke down and played a
. ball right to a Scranton forward who .
simply chipped the ball over the onrushing freshm~n goalkeeper Bill
Hankins who had 26 saves on the day.
The Royals managed to slip two
more balls into the Colonel goal at the
6 5: 2 5 and 84: 24 minute marks to
complete the scoring.
''We did O .K.-considering that we
start nine freshmen,'' Coach Wingert
added, "Our program is showing
signs of improvement, I am satisfied
with today's game, but that is not to
say that there is no room for improvement."

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Harriers off to _Slow Start
The Wilkes cross country team
dropped two matches this past weekend in a tri-meet at Delaware Valley
College . The Colonels took on crosstown rival King's College and Delaware Valley.
King 's College trampled the
Wilkes harriers by a score of 42-18.
The Colonels were more competitive
with the Aggie~ but fell prey to a 35-

20 loss .
Mike Keshane, Wilkes' top overall
finisher for the day, placed seventh
with a time of 30:33.0, 10:04 minutes
behind the first place finisher.
Tomorrow, the harriers will travel
to Lycoming and then return home
for a quad-meet with King 's, Scranton, and Muhlenberg on Wednesday,
September 28 at 4 :30 PM.

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Colonels Downed by Upsala
' by Charles Yozwiak
The Wilkes College football team
opened the 1983 season with a 28-0
loss to Upsala College on Saturday.
The Colonels were plagued with
penalties (90 yards worth) and turnovers, which resulted in poor field position and frustrated offensive drives .
After a scoreless first half, the Colonels built up an impressive drive to
the Vikings' 22 yard line. Wilkes
fumbled, and Upsala marched 78
yar.ds down the field to get ahead, 70.

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Upsala then threatened to score
again, driving to the Colonels' 24yard line. Wilkes' defensive back Lou
Zampetti stifled that drive when he
intercepted a pass in the end zone.
The Colonels then fumbled again a
few plays later, which set up the next
Upsala score. The Vikings scored from
the five-yard line to lead, 14-0.
Upsala scored a third timewith7:21
remaining in the game. The Vikings
unched throu h the endzone when

tailback Daryl Smith scored on a 44yard run .
The Viking tallied their last score of
the game with 4:28 remaining. The
Vikings scored from the Colonels ' 49yard line to make it 28-0.
With only_a few seconds remaining, freshman quarterback Brad Scarborough marched the Colonels to Upsala' s 12 yard-line.. B4t the clock ran
out and the Colonels failed to score.
The Colonels amassed 206 yards in
total offense, but were plagued with
90-yards in penalties for the game and
three key turnovers. - ·
,
The Colonels held Upsala to 19
yards in the air. The Colonel defense ;
let . by George Solomon and Keith
Conlon, played an impressive, first
half and halted Upsala's attempts to
score.
The Colonels will be on the road
this week when they square off
against the Lycoming Warriors on Saturday.

continued from page 16

Tennis Team Prepares
by Annette Winski
Combine two hours of hitting a little yellow ball over a net (which has
the nerve to jump up in front of the
ball at the most inappropriate times),
a doubles partner who has a one word
vocabulary - "yours," and a coach
whose favorite drills are called suicides and you'll yield one terrific tennis hangover.
Actually, the Wilkes College women's tennis team practices haven't
been all that horrendous. In fact, be-ing true tennis addicts, most of the

team is willing to admit they look forward to the strokes and strategies of
the fall tennis season.
Last year it was a relatively young
team: five freshmen and one sophomore. However, this season looks
more promising. Hopefully, like fine
wine, the women's tennis team improves with age .
Returning this year are Cress Shallers , Jennifer Briscoe, Chris Matzinger, Jackie Br:own and Annette
Winski, team captain. Lending their
tennis talents will be two new recruits,
Maureen Roland and Debbie Ogden.
The coach who loves suicide drills is
Cathy ' Lee, a- Wilkes graduate who
participated not only in tennis, but
also basketball, softball and raquetball.
Lee's record is impressive and the
Women's tennis team will try the
same level of success this year. Seeing
the bleachers filled with cheering
Wilkes College students would certainly help . They may not be EverettLloyds and _Navritiloyas, but they give
it !~eir _b_est shut. . ; :
Women's Tennis Schedule

Thurs, Sept. 15
Fri., Sept. 23
Sun., Sept. 25
Wed. , Sept. 28
Thurs., Oct. 6
Sat. , Oct. 8 •
Tues., Oct. 11
Wed ., Oct. 19
Sat. , Oct. 22

Scranton
Upsala
Lockhaven
Bloomsburg
Marywood
Mansfield
Lycoming
Kings
Baptist Bible

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from sop~omores Mike Higgms and Mark Rhodes in the Colonels 28-0 loss to
Upsala this past Saturday.

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A very positive thing that comes as
a result of these two matches is the
confidence in the depth of the offense. Many of the forwards and midfielders are of equal ability which is a
greatly appreciated luxury for
Wingert.
This past weekend the soccer team
took on the Alumni over at Ralston
field. Even though the alumni controlled most of the midfield the Colonel hooters managed to tally three
goals while holding the Alumni scoreless.
The first half left much to be desired as the Colonels did not play up
to their potential. Numerous skill
breakdowns left the hooters playing a
bland brand of soccer.
In the second half the Colonels
were able to capitalize on several
Alumni mistakes. Jeff Wertz opened
up the scoring with a perfectly placed
shot into the upper left-hand corner
of the net. This came as a result of an
_Alumni hand-ball just outside the
penalty area.
Wertz struck ' again about fifteen
minutes later as he tapped in a cross
that eluded the goalkeeper and
dropped in front of the Alumni goal
mouth. The final goal came as a result
of an Alumni defensive error. While
attempting to clear the ball from the
goalmouth and out of danger an exColonel accidently deflected the ball
off of a team mate's back and into the
net.
Even though the team has not
"jelled" yet the potential is there and
it will just take time.

"We do not expect to reverse last
years 2-11-1 record but I feel we
should be around the . 500 mark."
Wingert adds, ''With seven returning
players and an influx of talented
freshmen, our program is on the upswing. ''
This is a realistic goal for coach
Winger( and his players because five
of the teams eleven losses were by a
one goal margin. The Colonels 19game schedule offers an excellent
combination of Division I, II , and III
opponents, including a first-time
tournament at Virginia Tech and a
visit from nationally renown Notre
Dame University. It is the toughest,
most demanding schedule in Wilkes'
33-year soccer history.

Footltalla
Lycoming, away, Sat. Sept. 24,
1 :30 p.m.

Soccers
FDU Madison, home, Sat.
&amp;:pt.24, 2:00 p.m.
Muhlenberg, home , Wed.
Sept. 28 3: 30 p.m .-

Field Hoclce,a
Albright, away, Sat. Sept. 24,
11 :00 a.m.
FDU Madison , away, tues.
Sept.27, 4:00p.m.

vone,a.ana
Misericordia, home, Fri .
Sept. 23, 7:00p.m.
Marywood, away ,.· Sun .
Sept. 25, 2:00 p.m.

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beacon sports

Wingert's Efforts Begin
To Show Good Signs
by Tim Williams
Second-year coach Phil Wingert
has a peculiar problem with quantity
of freshmen out for the team . Its a
"problem" that every coach on campus would love to have - a large
freshmen group.
This marks the first year that the
Wilkes Soccer program has had a recruited freshmen group to work with .
Not only is there a high quantity of
first year players , the quality equally
applies . Of the nineteen freshmen
out for the team, nine or ten of chem
will fill the eleven positions on the
field .
Of the thirteen letter-winners of
last season· only six are presently on
the roster; four were lost through
graduation and three others have decided not to play this year.
In the goalie position there are
three freshmen in contention for the
starting nod . Tom Walton has been

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by Charlie Yozwiak
The Wilkes College football team
got its final tune-up recently when
the Colonels scrimmaged the University of Pennsylvania and Ursinus College at Franklin Field in Philadelphia.
The scrimmage was set up as an actual game situation, with the Colonels playing each team in separate
periods.
The Colonels " lost" the first scrimmage to the University of Pennsylvania , with the Quakers scori ng ,wice .
Wilkes di&lt;ln 't srn rl'.' :u ~II hut threatened to few times in Quaker territory.·
i he Lolouels the11 sat dowu ior a

while and watched the Quakers scrimmage Ursinus . Ursinus "lost" that
one , 14-3 .
Wilkes suited up again to meet Ursinus. The Colonels manhandled
their opponents, driving the ball up
and down the field , and eating up
time on the clock.
The Colonel offensive unit, led by
Joe Zuk in the backfield and a powerful offensive line, scored twice in the
scrimmage , while the defensive unit,
led by Rich Murray and Bernie Kusacavitch, shut down the Ursinus offensive . The Colonels " won", 14-0.
The Colonels square off against
Upsala College on Saturday at 1 p.m .

nagged by an injury, so Bill Hankins
'and Don Shaw are the two top candidates ·at the present time.
Offensively Coach Wingert has six
to eight players ro choose from to fill
the three forward positions. These
players include freshmen Michael
Molloy, Steve Sliearer, Matt Wasel,
JeffWeinstein,JeffWertz , and junior
Jim Hancharick.
.
The midfield gives coach Wingert
the most headaches. Senior cocaptain Greg Losier has a serious knee
problem that may require surgery.
The only other midfielder with college experience is sophomore Greg
Trapani .
The freshmen candidates for the
three midfield positions are Vincent
Dominach, Tony MoQ.teiro , Mitchel
Reese, and late-commer Richard Sisson. Wingert is not sure who he wants
at the all important center-midfield
posmon .

The defense is about the only thing
Wingert is -sure about. Ankle injuries
to junior Paul O'Leary and sophomores Bob Simler and Chris Fox has
left the soccer mentor with only four
defenders . It appears as though freshman Roy DeLay and Mark Tobino will
fill the outside fullback slots while
freshman center - fullback Frank
Wanzor and junior co-captain Tim
Williams at sweeper will hold up the
center of the defense.
The hooters have had two scrimmages to try different things. The
team looked sloppy against Keystone
Junior College and Lafayette College
(Div. I) jay-vee squad. The defense
has not been very consistant in either
scrimmage. At times they play well
and at others they succumb to mental
breakdowns.

Vol . XXX VI
No . 2

Sept.

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Freshman stopper-back Frank
Wanzor dispossesses an Alumni forward in the Colonels 3-0 defeat of the
. Alumni at Ralston Field on Saturday,
September 10th.

Continued on page 15

Colonels opti-.istic
after scrimmage
at Raiston Field to start off the 1983
season.
The Wilkes College football team,
under the direction of second-year
head coach Bill U risworth, will open
up the 1983 season on September 17
when they host Upsala College at Ralston Field.
The Colonels, with 21 returning
lettermen, will look to improve on
last year's 1-8 record . The " Run And
Shoot" offense will enter its second
year of development on the Wilkes
squad.
The Colonels' offensive unit comes
back this year with a host of experienced . letterman returning for the
1983 season. The critical quarterback
spot , so important to the "Run And
Shoot" offense, is a battle between
sophomores Eric Reidinger and
Randy Rice . Freshman Brad Scarborough will also be looking to see
action at quarterback .
The offensive backfield will be lead
by veteran wingbacks Mike Higgins
and Todd Horn and junior Andy
Harakel. Freshman Bill Buoni will be
at fullback, with Joe Girman and Tim
Frateschi giving him a lot of competition.
Tom Mansell and Mike Slepian will
be sharing the right t;nd duties whik

freshman Ed Mann will be at wide reThe Colonel 's defensive backfield
is filled with lettermen this year. Don
ceiver.
Sparks, Lou Zampetti, Ed Kennelly,
The offensive line, coached by
Pete Walsh and Keith Conlon are
Randy German, returns almost intact. Senior guards Tony Popple and
back for the 1983 season to bolster the
Allan Roberts will lead the way to
defensive backfield.
The Colonels also have two new
opening big holes for the offense.
Senior Jerry O'Neill bolsters the line
coaches this year-Bob Crimmel (lineat the center spot. Sophomore Mark
backer coach) and Nick Ametrano (reRodes will be at right tackle, and
ceiver coach). They replace Tom Vaxfreshmen Ron Drogan and Kevin Samonsky
and
Frank
Galicki .
lus battle it out for the other tackle
Vaxmonsky is presently the head
coach of the Pocono Mountaineers, a
posmon.
Freshmen Dave Altamose and
semi-professional football team.
The Colonels will also have another
Mike Byrne will be seeing a lot of
action at guard, while Todd Brinley
weapon to add to their football arseand Eric Gundry will be looking to
nal this year in the form of Jo Man- .
break into the lin~up .
ti one . Mantione, a transfer placeDefensively, Wilkes has eight letkicker from the University -of Miami,
terman returning for the 1983 season.
will be handling the kicking chores
Leading the list is senior co-captain
this year.
Rich Murray, who will be playing lineMantione kicked a · 60 yard field
backer this year. Scott Bruggeworch
goal this summer while at a kicking .
will be at the other linebacker spot.
· caqip run by Mark Mosely. This gave
Veteran tackle George Solomon an- · him the second best attempt out of 90
chors the defensive line, with Mike
kickers.
Thornton at the other tackle spot .
Armed with experienced players
Sophomores Dan Paveletz and Rich
and sound strength program, the
Hochreiter will be at the defensive
Colonels will start another season on
end positions.
Saturday agajnst the Vikings of UpSam Graziano and Phil Cyriax will
sala College.
also be seeing a lot of action at linebacker this year.

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The Way We See It. • •
It's a supreme irony that in the year that student 1ec1aer scholarships are
to be phased out, the annual Wilkes College fund-raising campaign slogan
is "Maintaining Excellence Through Scholarships." In fact, if it wasn't so
depressing, I'd laugh.
If the "powers that be" at Wilkes want a clue to what will occur when
scholarships are no longer offered to students willing to take on the editorial positions of the Amnicola, Beacon and Manuscript and the presidential positions of CC, SG and IRHC, all they have to do is take apart
their own campaign slogan.
Many may argue that the performance of the above mentioned "student
leaders" is hardly "excellent," but without any financial encouragement,
next year, this school will not have a newspaper, yearbook or literary magazine and the effectiveness of the student government will surely suffer.
Until you've handled one of these positions, you may find it hard to sympathize .with whining editors and grumbling presidents. You really have
to experience the stress, frustration, and late-hours for yourself to understand. I would love to create the position of "Editor.-for-a-Week" just so
the administration could better comprehend why students need some
form of renumeration for their labors. •
It's 1 984, and America is long past the "Ask not what your country can
do for you" phase. We're now in the "You can't get something for nothing" phase, and if this college is hoi;-iestly trying to prepare students for
survival in the "Real World," it should be teaching us how the "Real
World" works.
The "Real World" is a place where "money talks" and "all you need is
cash." A pat on the back just isn't enough incentive to do your best.
People need more.
I cannot speak for the other organizations, but I can honestly say that
no one on the Beacon staff is here for the sheer joy of Wednesday night
layout sessions that end at sunrise Thursday morning or watching someone pick up the newspaper, glance at the sports section, wad it up and
drop-kick it into some shrubs. Some.of us may be here because we hope
it will make a drfference on our resumes, but all of us are here because of
the scholarships.
Wilkes is not a cheap school, and it seems that they should be able to
reward those students who have proven they are responsible and dedicated . Often, only the knowledge that we have scholarships keeps the
Beacon staff responsible and dedicated. Once the scholarships are
gone, the only things that might keep people working are personal honor
and integrity (and we all know how much those things mean to Wilkes
students).
If the school can't keep student leadership grants, which seems odd
considering this year's c~paign slogan and the sudden rash of newly
created scholarships, it must find some other way to support publication
editors and the tri-organization presidents. Perhaps work-study money
could be substituted or class credits given.
Something must be done. It would be an embarrassing tragedy for an
expensive , private school such as W.ilkes to have no student publications and an inactive, apathetic.student government.
The idyllic day~ of social activism for the sake of being "involved" are
gone. The Wilkes College administration and Board of Trustees must
realize: "You get what you pay for."

CC-President
Thanks
Bio-ck Party
Helpers

To the Editor:

I would like to thank everyone who
helped in making the Block Party a
success. Your help in the setting up,
cleaning up, and the overall running
of the games and food is deeply appreciated.
Th~~Again,
Dave Kalinowski
CC President
P.S. I 'hope everyone had a good
··time!

Aml1esty International Seeks Asylu_m At Wilkes :
"1

To the Editor:
At this present point in time there
are thousands of people in prison
throughout the world because of
their beliefs, color, sex, ethnic origin ,
language and religion. None of these
people have used or advocated violence. They have thus been termed
political prisoners or prisoners of conscience.
During this past year thousands of
people were in prison because of their
beliefs. Many of them were held fo r
years without · receiving charges or
trials. Prisoners were frequently subject to torture and many were executed without a legal or judicial process.
Furthermore, in many countries
there were men, women and child:
ren who disappeared and were left unaccounted for.
Amnesty International , a worldwide voluntary movement, is attempting to lessen the severity1 of
this worldwide situation. It does this
through trying -to obtain the uncon ditional release of prisoners of conscience , trying to bring an end to
torture and execution, and informing .
the public of the activities and actions
of Amnesty International.
At this time there is a han dful of
students at Wilkes that is attempting
to establish an official campus group
of Amnesty International for the purpose of conducting the intended affairs of the organization. Recently, a

constitution was written by the group .
This document will be submitted to
the Student Government for hopeful
approval. If approved, the organization will become a campus organiza- ~tion .
The students at Wilkes may also be i
quite instrumental in the task of helping to establish a camp.us group. At
this present time petitions calling for .
a universal amnesty for all prisoners
of conscience are being circulated . . .,
This petition is an appeal which applies to all prisoners of conscience ,.
who have been recognized by Amnesty International and to those who
fulfill the definition of such prisoners. ·
Amnesty International plans tb pres- '·
ent the appeal to the President of the
General Assembly of the United ·•
Nations. In order to become a cam pus organization the presently un official Amnesty International group ··
must return their completed petitions
to the organization . However 2,500
signatures are necessary to ensure .
that the group may become a campus
organization. The assistance of all
Wilkes students is both necessary and .
desirable fo r this project.
Please
contact Anne Graham at the Upward Bound Office or Shannon
Bridget M urphy at Weiss Hall (ext.
118). Your cooperation will be deeply
appreciated.

Shannon Bridget Murphy

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To "Ann and Abby" and anyone
else on this campus it may
concern:

We, the women of Evans (Founder's) Fourth, have had it up to our
eyeballs with all the cutesy comments
about us that have been floating
around this campus for the past year.
It all started with Becky Whitman's
humorous article about life in Foun der's, which a few people twisted
around to suit their own warped
minds. Then came the:- oorm sweatshirts, also meant to be a joke because
we were the first CO-ED cbrm on me
Wilkes campus. We heard things like
· 'Founder's Pounders" and few
prudes even had the nerve to approach
some of us and tell us we were sleazy

just because we wore them . There
wul'. other things said, such as " the '
fourth floor girls are stuck-up, snob- bish ... "etc.Tell us, if you can, an y
time that someone (female or other- •
wise) was snubbed at one of our parties. Never. Unfortunately, we can't
s;:·,- the same. Frankly, it's all a!ot of
bull, malicious, jealous gossip. And
it you ilrn't believe· us, why lkm · l
VO~I ask the guys we''1ive with what
~e're like? What's wrong with you
people anyway? Don't yon have anything better to cb than to talk about
girls who never did anything to you?
Or maybe you're still back in high
school?
Signed,
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Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766

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1983-84 Wilkes Homecoming Court Announced
by Donna Nitka
Monica
Tambasco was named
queen while Dave Fife was chosen
king of Wilkes' 36th annual Homecoming. The announcement was
made Thursday evening during the
bonfire at Ralston field. Other members of the Homecoming Court include : Kathleen Roach , First Princess ; Chris Henry, First Prince ;
Phyl Totaro , Second Princess; and
Bill French, Second Prince.
A nursing major from Hazleton ,
Pa. , Monica is the daughter of Monte
and Yolanda Tambasco. She's the
resident assistant of Doane Hall an d
is active in the NSO.
bave Fife is an earth and environmental science major from Mayfield,
Pa. The son of Robert and Millie
Fife, he is the resident assistant of
Sterling Hall and is a member of the
Presidential Search Committee.
Kathleen Roach · is a business ad-

Dave Fife

ministration major from New Paltz,
New York. She's a member of the
Big Brothers/Big Sisters Club and
the Accounting and Business Club.
She is the daughter of Tom and
Audrey Roach.
History and business administration
major Chris Henry is the resident
assistant of Priapus. He ' s the son of
Neil and M arsha Henry and hails
from Mendham Township,
New
Jersey.
Phyl Totaro is a nursing and psych
major from Old Forge, Pa: The
daughter of Leonard and Bertha
Totaro, she's· the resident assistant
of McClintock Hall and is a Student
Government representative.
Accounting major Bill French hails
from Endicott , New York. He's the
son of Bill and Linda French, and is
an active memher of both the Physics
Club and IRHC.

Monica Tombasco

Campus Changes: Piecing Them Together
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Upperclassmen returning to Wilkes
this fall were presented with a campus
. - ~ - - - - - - - - that is very different than the one
they left behind last M ay .
Buildings were sold, torn down ,
closed, and reopened in an effort to
consolidate the campus. _
According to Andrew Shaw, dean
of management, the college always
had plans to move the campus down
one block to Northhampton Street.
President Robert S. Capin said that
since 1977, the administration has
been following a long-term plan to
consolidate Wilkes more to the
south.
A decline in enrollment and spiraling heating costs have caused the
school to close a n.umer of buildings in
the past few . ears. Th _q mstructiory
of Evans 'Hall allowed tlre school to'~·
further condense the resident student
population.
Many of these changes had been
· announced , but some of what was
executed this past summer was a
surprise to students and faculty alike .

Sold
Parrish and Chapman Halls were
sold together to an insurance company for approximately $650,000.
Dean Shaw cited zoning rules as
a reason it was agreeable to the college to.sell these structures. "We are
in fact zoned from Northhampton
down and for the west side of South
Franklin Street. The only buildings
zoned on the east side of the street are
Weckesser and the gym and the property next to it.
He explained that the college is
allowed to use the rest of the buildings as long as they do not dramatically change how they are used. ·
Demolished
Two former residence halls , Gore
an d Dana , which were closed after
the 1982 fall semester , have been
demolished.
Conyngham Annex , which housed
the Infirmary and a student art gallery , was also torn down .

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Conservative Comment
'Men born to free.dom are naturally ale.rt to repel
i~vasion of their liberty by evil-minded·rulers.'
dividual who "intends rmlv h,~ own
by Stephen K. Urbanski andJamesJ .
gain, is led by an invisibl~ hand to
Haggerty;Jr.
promote an end which was no part his
America's destiny as the world 's
intention." In other words, an indileading economic power will hinge in
vidual who pron,otes his own goals, in
great part on its commitment to capithe long run, promotes the goals of
talism and the free enterprise system .
society at large.
Are we beginning to move away
The second set of ideas were laid
from this system? And if we do, will it
cause us to become a second rate · down in writing in the Declaration of
country; no longer having such high
Independence. Thomas Jefferson put ..
the thoughts and ideals of The Enproductivity, such high standards of
lightenment into ·a document that
living, and the world leadership we
now enjoy?
would be the basis for our great nation . Our new nation, like none other
There are two possibilities that
would lead to the abandonment of
before it, would be established on the
· principle that every person is entitled
our current system. They are : a forced
change by a conquering nation, or an
to pursue his own values. Jefferson
wrote: "We hold these truths to be
abandonment of the system by its
self-evident, that all men are created
own people through government control. The latter possibility is much
equal, that they are endowed by their
more likely.
Creator with certain unalienable
Rights; that among these are Life,
Former Supreme Court Justice
Liberty, and the Pursuit of HappiLouis Brandeis commented on this
ness."
very situation back in 1928. He said,
Much of the history of the Uniteq
"Experience should teach us to be
most on our guard to protect liberty
States has revolved about the attempt
when the government's purposes are
to translate the principles of the Decbeneficial. Men born to freedom are
laration of Independence into practice.
naturally alert to repel invasion of
their liberty by evil-minded rulers.
Political freedom was the most imThe greater dangers to liberty lurk in
portant goal throughout the struggles
in American history, but political
insidious encroachment by men of
zeal, well-meaning but without unfreedom cannot be had without economic freedom. People must be alderstanding." Justice Brandeis said
these profound words over fifty years
lowed to cooperate with one another
without coercion or central direction.
ago, but it appears that most AmeriThis disperses power and allows the
cans failed to heed his advice.
free market to offset whatever concenThe history of the United States is
tration of political power that may
the story of an economic and- political
arise. In the words of Noble Prize winmiracle. This miracle came about as a
ning economist Milton Friedman,
result of the translation into practice
"the combination of economic and
of two sets of ideas. Both of these sets
political power in the same hands is a
of ideas, by a curious coincidenee,
sure recipe for tyranny."
were formulated in documents in the
same year; 1776.
On the other hand, the combination of economic and political freeThe first set of ideas was embodied
dom that did exist in the United
in The Wealth of Nations. This masStates produced a'' golden age,'' and
terpiece established Adam Smith as
allowed
us to reach our present world
the father of modern economics.
leading
position. The United States
Smith analyzed the way in which the
transformed itself from a small agrimarket system worked, and the efcultural based society into a large infects of freedom of individuals to purdustrial nation. Even though die
sue their own objectives in the marUnited States became the leading inketplace .
dustrial nation, it remained the
Adam Smith came up with a key
world's largest food producer.
insight. He stated that both parties of
During this "golden age", the rean exchange can benefit, and that so
strittions and interventions by govlong as cooperation is strictly volunernment were few and far between .
tary, no exchange will take place unEven the size of the government reless both parties benefit. The individmained small. In the last fifty years,
ual needed no external force , no
coercion, and no violation of freedom
restrictions have become common,
to produce cooperation.
government imervemion is no longer
In the words of Adam Smith, an inrare, and the size of government has '

;;rown dra~ticaHy.
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Doesn 't economic freedom matter
any more? Some intellectuals believe
it doesn't. They believe intervention
and restrictions are necessary. They
tell us that laissez-faire capitalism no
longer applies to our complex industrial society. We are led to believe that
the average American can only be
h~lped fro11} this government intervention; ana that economic freedom
for the i_ndividual is a thing of the
past. Nothing can be further from the
truth.
Government intervention on a
large scale has continually failed all
around the world. Central planning,
the most severe type of intervention is
a miserable failure. In countries
where the market system is allowed to
work, living standards are much
higher, the people are more content,
and the society in general is in a much
better position.
The best way to picture this is to
cite current examples of success and
failure in countries around the world .
Perhaps the best example of limited
government and non-intervention is
Hong Kong - a speck of land next to
mainland China. Hong Kong is only
400 square miles in area, and contains
4. 5 million inhabitants. Its population density is 185 times that of the
United States. After examining these
physical facts, one would assume that
massive government intervention is
necessary for this nation to survive.
Wrong!
Hong Kong enjoys one of the highest standards of living in all of Asia,
second only to Japan. Hong Kong has
no tariffs. It has no government direction of economic activity, no minimum wage laws, no fixing of prices,
and residents are free to spend their
money, whenever, wherever, on whatever they please. Government in
Hong Kong has only five major functions. It enforces law and order, provides' a means for formulation of rules
of conduct, adjudicates disputes, fa-·
cilitates transportation and communication, arid supervises the issuances
of currency.
·
A perfect example of government
intervention and controlled economy
is that oflndia. India has many of the
same physical characteristics of Hong
Kong (most obvious, over population). Indiahkes for granted that free
enterprise capitalism and a free market are devices for exploiting the
massc- while central economic plan0

ning is the wave of the future tha·t wiH
set their country on the road to rapid
progress.
For years India has ·controlled its
economy, even undertaking So".ietstyled five year plans. Where has all of
this mass intervention led india? Well,
today India is one of the world's most
backwards countries. Its people are
starving, it has one of the world's
worst standards of living, anJ its
economy is going nowhere, except
maybe backwards.
Throughout the world, countries
, that have followed the teachings of
Adam Smith have · succeeded in
bringing prosperity home. While
those who have taken the other road
are in the same condition as lowly India.
So what is in the future for the
United States? Which road will we
venture to proceed down? Will we
head towards bigger government and
more intervention, or will we return
back to the principles of Adam Smith
and Thomas Jefferson? These questions are already being answered. Up
until lately, the United States has
been leaning towards or shall we say
falling into more and more government intervention. In the past few
years, a tum around has begun, but
will it continue?
Americans have begun to reject the
notions of New Deal liberalism (big
government and intervention.) They
are beginning to believe that, maybe,
government isn't the answer to all
their problems. In fact, it is the belief
of many that government itself may
b~ the problem.
Perhaps it is proper to look upon
the future with this optimistic note.
In Free to Choose, Milton Friedman
says: "Fortunately, we are waking up .
We are again recognizing the dangers
of an overgoverned society, coming to
understand .that good objectives can
be perverted by bad means, that reliance on the freedom of people to control their own lives in accordance with
their own ·values is the surest way to
achieve the full potential of a great society. We are also fortunate as-a people
still free to choose which way we
should go · - whether to continue
along the road we have been following to ever bigger government or to
call a halt and chartge··direction. '' ·
Any comments or criticisms are
welcome. Please write to us at The
Beacon.

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Real News
by Thomas J. Monsell

·campus Changes

U.S. Chopper Opens Fire In Beirut
A U.S. Marine' s hd;copter opened fire on Shiite militiamen in the dense
slums of southwest Beirut Saturday , as fighting raged for the second day in
neighborhoods a few hundred yards away from Marine ground positions.
The outbreak of fighting in the suburbs was the first since the Lebanese
army drove the main Shiite back into the southern neighborhood during
four days of heavy fighting beginning August 28.
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S 17 Million Cocaine Bust In Los Angeles
Pos.sibly the ~gest cocaine in the history of Los Angeles took place when ~O
pounds of pure cocaine valued at 17 million dollars was seized by narcotic
agents.
An anonymous telephone tip led police to a southwest Los Angeles apartment where the cocaine was found in plastic bags packed in cardboard boxes.
Three South American meri were booked with a $500,000 bail ticket offered.

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Yugoslavian Reveals Plot To Kill Reagan
· A Yugoslavian has claimed he was recruited for a Libyan-Palestinian plot to
assassinate President Reagan during his scheduled visit to the Phillipines this
November.
George Ben Yousef, 52, says he was offered Sl million to participate in the
plot to kill Reagan and former Middle East envoy Phillip Habib.

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Texas Massacre Leaves Five Dead

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Last year, Dean Shaw estimated
that this would cost the college anywhere from SI 5,000 to $20 ,000 per
building .
Originally, it was planned to landscape the Dana area while the
Conyngham Annex and Gore areas
would be made into parking. However, the city now refuses to zone
those areas for parking use.

Reassigned
.Sturdevant. a wnmen's dorm, and
Bedford,a men's dorm, were closed as
residence hails anu renovated tor ust:
as offices and classrooms.
Sturdevant now houses the Re!?istrar, Finance Office, Business Office ,
and Financial Aid Office.
The duplicating office was moved
from Parrish to the basement of
Weckesser. The Computer Center
has also been moved to Weckesser.
Bedford now contains the Com merce and Finance Department and
several classrooms.

Closed and Reopened

The bodies of five oersons were found at a blood-splattered Kentucky Fried
Chic~en restaurant Saturday.
The victims had been missing since being abducted during a robbery late
Friday at the fast food restaurant.
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The employees apparently had closed the place and were cleaning up, when
an unknown number of people entered through the back door as an employee
carried out the garbage.

Napol~on's Treasures To Be Resurrected
French salvage divers will try to raise Napoleon Bonaparte ' s sunken fleet
and treasures sent to the bottom of the Nile by the British 185 years ago.
T he wreckage has rested undisturbed on the sandy hottom since Admiral
N elson caught the French sleeping and defeated the French fleet in the summer
of 1798.
The project is expected to take three years and the wealth will k divided
evenly between the French and Egyptian governments .

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Hollenhack Hall was scheduled to
be closed however . with the dosin e
of Sturdevant and Bedford , the Resilience L 1;c u iii L~ i,, un cJ it nc-cessary
to reopen th at rc&lt;:idt'nce ha!!.
A sudden increase in the freshmar,
class · adJcd t&lt;' housing dift irn!t ic"

and two men had to be placed
woman 's hall , McClintock.

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Many commerce and finance students were disappointed with their
new classrooms .
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" The new rooms have poor lighting, and the desks don ' t have adequate space for calculators , worksheets and textbooks ,'' stated J anet
Dorio , a senior accounting major.
' ' Some of the rooms in Darte just
have chairs with no desk tops.''
Registrar Doris Barker reported
that the school has ordered new desks
for Darte , Room 1 which will cost
approximately $14 ,000. The only
other problem Barker saw was getting
blackboards into Bedford.
A junior business major complained that street noise filters in too easily
in Bedford. " It ' s impossible to concentrate when cars are going by with
their radios blaring.''
Several residents moved from
Sturdevant, were upset with the way
their move was handled.
" We were notified by letter that
our dorm was being closed,'' explained senior Marianne Dettore. ' ' and
they placed all the incnrnin~ frp,i ·men fi rst and then let lb c!in, l"t ' rr, ,m

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Theater Toys Around

A Dolls House Opens Fall Season
by Scott Seebald

ress to play the part of Nora. Amy
Heisler will portray Nora and she
describes the play as a challenge,
due to the time and arduous requirements to organize and present the
production.
The play is set in the restrictive
society of Scandanavia in 1879.
Nora is treated like a plaything by
Torvald ,who thinks practical knowledge is unladylike. Nora is forced
to commit a crime which she thinks
is justified by her predicament. Siegfried says he thinks the play is rele. vant in today 's society in man y
ways.
Other members of the cast include
John Domzalski, Rebecca Schmitt ,
Barbara Stadie, Gene Wachowski ,
Ruth Schmitt, and John Schugard.

The Wilkes College Theatre Arts
Program will open its 1983-84
season with Henrik Ibsen's A Doll's
House on October 7 ,8 and 9 at the
Dorothy Dickson Darte Center for
the Performing Arts .
Director Jay Siegfried says he is
enthused about the production, and
that he has waited seven years to
direct it. He says the play contains
contemporary meaning ,as it deals
with the rights of women in society.
"The husband, Torv;ld, treats his
wife, Nora , like a child , and society
treats women on the whole as children . Nora•~ quest is to become a
'real person.' -·
Siegfried says the play is demanding
and it requires an experienced act-

Parr is h Hall Sold
To lnsUr.a nce Firm
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by Thomas J. Monsell
Wilkes College sold Parrish Hall
to an insurance firm this summer.
Shoval Associates has expanded
their offices by purchasing the 74
year-old building that has been a fix ture at Wilkes College for many years.
Dr. Andrew Shaw, Jr., Dean of
Management , stated three reasons for
the sale of the building that housed
many classrooms and offices. The
first reason was to honor a long
standing commitment to consolidate
the college area in order ''to mak~ a

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mt' re cohesive campus.'' Shaw also
said that the building had a very high
operating cost, somewhere in the
area of $70,000. Selling Parrish Hal!
also "falls in the line along with the
new dorm in attempt to make the entire campus more cost efficient.''
Shaw doesn't see any major moves
like the sale of any buildings such as
Parrish in the near future, but says of
the college's long range plans to
make the campus more compact,
"that it doesn't sit on the books~e!f gathering dust.'' He also added that, "we are moving in the right
direction."

Members of the cast from A Doll's House
shown rehearsing
the "pantyhose scene." Memb_ers (left to right) are B~cky Schmitt,
John Domzalski,
Amy Heisler, Gene Wachowski, and John
Schugard.
PhotobyJerry Gelinus

Fund Raising Campaign
To Begin Corporate Phase
by Sean P. Connolly
'' Maintaining Excellence Through
Scholarships'' is the theme for the
1984 Wilkes Colle~ Annual FundRaising Campaign. This year's overall_goal is $400,000.
The campaign will be divided into
three phases; the corporate, the
alumni, and the community. The
corporate phase is scheduled to begin on October 26, 1983. Chairperson of the corporate phase is Beverly Hishcox. She is also overall vicechairperson.
Campaign ChairpPrson. Harold
"Jake" Trethawav, Assistant Man-

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did last year's. "We have an extra
advantage this year because of the
donations made by past students of
President Capin." This is the l~t
campaign conducted under the presidency of Robert Capin. He has announced his plans to retire his post
after this academic year.
The campaign is structured into a
hierarchy of leadership. Under Trethaway and Hishcox are five division
leaders, 30 captains, and 150 workers.
According to T rethaway, the
corporate pfiase consists of soliciting
businesses into maintaining and possibly increasing past pledges, and obtaining new pledges from other businasses. Trethaway says the phase is
not only directed to local businesses,
but includes any business interested
in mainitaining- academic excellence
at Wilkes Colfege. "What we are
trying to say i_s that Wilkes offer~ a
quality education, and scholarships
are an important part of this educa~
tion.''
Trethaway says he feel.s corporations should contribute to the campaign because, indirectly, they benefit from the students with a quality
education that the college produces.
Trethaway says, "Scholastic aid
should be like a loan. One where the
past student who is in business and
doing well today is honor-bound to
give today's student a chance."
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Trethaway has been involved m
Wilkes' campaigns for the past 12
vears and was last year's vice chair~rson . He also has a son who is a
Wilkes alumnus and a daughter who
is currently a senior at Wilkes.

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by Cindy DeVore

ability tests. If a student is deficient in
a core subject , classes in that particular subject will be necessary .
Under the current core policy
s·tudents must take 12'-16 math and/
or science classes. In the future, if
a student has less than 450 in math on
the SAT, then placement tests will
be required. If the score is 50 percent or better on those tests, classes
are not needed, but can ,be elected.
However, if the score is under 50 percent, remedial classes are necessary.
Another major change concerns
the physical education classes. Students will not be allowed to take the
same class for the four semesters of
requirement. Students will be re·
quired to take a variety of gym classes.
Also, students who take foreign
languages as part of the core will
have to complete the language
through the 204 level to meet the
new requirement.
These changes do not affect currently enrolled students, but there is
a college policy that allows a student
who wishes to follow a later , revised ,
set of requirements , to do so .

According to Dr. Clyde Houseknecht, associate protessor of biology and head of the college curriculum committee, the core requirements are the '' body of the courses . ''
But , a special committee, the Ad- - Hoc Curriculum Committee, lead by
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review the core requirements and the
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core requirements- to graduate.
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Courses in math, social sciences,
humanities, and fine arts are required under the core.
The committee reviewed the entire
✓ curricula of the college, making
0 changes where needed. The pack~"'---=----'"'----........-:...--==---'--'---__. c~~~-~,___---===-=------=-'---- age was presented to the faculty and
administration in April of 1983,
which was reviewed but not passed
until this school year. There will be
more amendments presented at the
October faculty meeting.
The major change, Dr. Houseknecht said, was the fact that the
The Political Science Department,
language and literature departments
class of 1988 will need 45-65 core
by an administrative decision, has
requirements to gradua~. The reason
a few years ago.
been merged with the History Defor the large margin is to allow for
The lack of space on campus after
partment.
all the moves had been made contribDr. James Rodechko, who now
uted to merger. The combined deheads both disciplines, said he is enpartment can now be found at John
thusiastic about the move and he was
Franklin Hall. The Political Science
quick to point out that the merger
Department was formerly in Chase
will not mean the submergence of any
Hall.
of the two majors. He added that each
Rodechko said the merger is hectic
major will be given equal attention.
now because of.the packing and unAccording to Rodechko, a merger
packing, but in time it should prove
of this type is not uncommon. M~ny
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EVERY BREATl1

Weekend
Forecast

YOU TAl&lt;E. ..

w e ·re back and bigger than lite!
You've accused your friends, but our
-dentity is still secret. And you
thought you could get away! Here's
what we've found out this week... .

To the little red-haired girl_
from Weiss: Like younger men:
much? You're gonna give that:
boy an Oedipus Complex-simmer•
down!
:

Dave B., nice to see you at the
block party, even though you
weren't there for very long.
How's the little girl? And we
thought you liked older women.

Nice to see you Mary R. out on the:
prowl again. Don's room has never:
been so messy-poor Jim .

Hey , Jim H ., nice to know you,
too, got a little girl. Maybe next
time she'll let you dance .

Robin, stop fantasizing and do
something about it! Stay away
from "married" men.4&gt;

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 · Feb. 18) A friend may be relying on you to keep your promise. Don't disappoint him by
becoming involved in your own weekend plans. You'll
feel better for helping them.

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Molly, nice to see you at the
"Welcome Back" party. Where'd
you disappear to?

PICES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) Don't be afraid to discuss
problems with famil~members. If you want to have a
good weekend, conflicts must be resolved before Friday night.

Jeff-Nice tan . . . What did your
roommate do?

**

ARIES (Mar. 21 · Apr. 20) Your procrastination must
end if you wish to stay ahead of your work load. It would
be smartest to dedicate yourself to finishing projects
Saturday and Sunday.

What did you do at Dirksen,
Bill? What happened to Nancy?:
Is she really blonde? (That's twice :
in a row for you, too, Buddy):

· Ralph P., it's nice to see you having fun at a dorm party , but next time
keep your beer in your glass. (Two
TAURUS- (Apr. 21 · May 20) Your social life will experiLeslie H., Nice sweatshirt and sun~
weeks in a row , buddy~ettle down). glasses combo. Didn't you star in ence quite an upswing. Saturday holds definite possibil- ·
ities for a closer relationship with someone new.
"Flashdance?"
Shelly, who was the handson.te
****
blonde rubbing your back Satur- We guess that MOM won't have to
day night? Don't think we didn't adopt after all-didn't we see
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) Avoid anger this weekend.
see you two. Rumor has it Al- DAD running around this weekThough
Friday activities cause stress, make plans to get •
end?
bert smiled a lot on Sunday.
out on Saturday. Things brighten further on Sunday.
***
Well, that's enough to tide you
GEM
Attention , Bill French; Allison
called~She wants her pizza. Hold the guys over til' next week- hope you
CANCER (June 21 - July 20). This is your weekend!
pepperoni.
enjoyed it! We sure did. Congrats N th'
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ities that will come your way. Romance finds you even if
To Mrs. Barker and the rest of commg K1°:g ru:id 9ueen, but as you • you trv to hide.
-· the "New Sturdevant" . When's can see, this d1dn t amke all of you
1
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*****
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even though you won't know it,
~ LEO . (July 23 · Aug. 22) Money matters will plague
didn ' t see much of Dave Tal- you'll be watching us, too. Catch us
your
Friday plans. Saturday holds little consolation. The
if
you
can
!
, : enti this weekend. He must have
smartest way to spend Sunday is with a good book.
·, : been holed up with his books. They
. : were the best looking books we ever
Love ya, Ann and Abby
: saw, isn ' t that ri .~ht. Chuck?
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rom ts ou
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p y or
Saturday's fun could be dampened. Watch for possible
phil frank
FRANKLY SPEAKING
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SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) Don 't be taken with
glamourous schemes of friends. Go your own way
this weekend and enjoy yourself.
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to go· out Friday rnght. Saturday and Sunday could be
terrific if you're willing to work on it.
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it4:S only rock ·n roll
by Joseph Mamourian

Cheap Trick
Next Position Pleases

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AC DC albums are always hard
to evaluate. On one hand their
stuff is the same , loud, screamy,
stuff with a strong beat. On the other
hand . they don't try to diversify
themselves and
achieve schlock.
For example, you wouldn't go to an
AC DC concert to hear ballads.
The AC DC album has the typical AC DC earmarks: the song's
written around
the chorus, the
stanzas fall on the \fayside and are
filled with stimulating lyrics like
"abba dabba" or "kada gada",
their two songs on each side everyone likes and the other three (usually
in a row) only a real AC DC fan likes
and he's the guy who owns the
stereo.
· rve seen these bums twice. Both
times they were billed with someone
bigger and both times they stole the
·show. They have that constant
energy that makes them sort of the
class act of heavy metal acts.
There are the same typical flaws
with this album . "Guns for Hire"
sounds like "Back in Black" and
the best cut is the title cut. It's not
an outstanding album so I didn't ·
give it an outstanding rating. However , if you liked "Back in Black"
and "For Those About to Rock,"
then this will be worth investing in.

This album will not get you on
all fours, nor will it knock you on
your back or put the on top. Bowever, this is
enough to forgive
them for all that "Dream Police"
stuff, we had to wade through a
while back. Todd Rundgren produced this album, and like anything Todd touches, it sounds like
Todd.
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Their last album, "One on One"
was a great comeback and a little
better than this album. In fact,
the only real Cheap Trick $Ong is
"3-D." What happened was Cheap
Trick became a top act, they wanted
more money and t~ey dumped
Epic Records.
Record companies stick together
and soon Cheap Trick was back
begging Epic Records to let them in .
Thus, Epic couldn't care less if the
starved, and CheapTr ick gets nn
promotion.
The reason Todd produced this
album is· because every "Utopian"
loves whatever Todd does, and this
is an attempt to rebuild a core audience (something Peter Frampton
lacked) on his comeback. "Next
Position Please" has a nice flavor
and has come along at a needed
time as the summer music is beginning to taste like Saturday morning.

Kathleen Roacl
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by Donna Nitka
Photos, photos, photos. This
week I've had my fill of photos.
I
don't know what I've done, but for
some strange reason the Great
Photo God just wasn't smiling on
me.
What am I talking about? You
mean you haven't heard? A crazed
photo thief is, at this very moment,
stalking the Wilkes campus . I should
know, I was his latest victim.
As feature editor exttaordinaire of
this beloved rag, I was responsible
for securing pictures of all twenty
homecoming court nominees. This
was no simple task. I had to contact each person to set up a date,
time : and place where the picture
could be taken and it had to be con-

venient for the nominee, my photographer, and myself. Sometimes I
ran into
snags, but
everything
worked out eventually.
By Friday afternoon everyone's
picture had been taken and I had
enough information from each person to enable me to write a reasonably coherent article. At this point,
I thought I could relax. My part in
this scheme was just about complete.
All I had to do was to wait for my
photographer to develop and print
the pictures so I could choose the
pictures I wanted for the paper,
_right? Wrong.
Monday afternoon, after a gruelling
three-hour session with E.
coli lac operons in genetics lab, I
received a frantic phone call from my
editor. All the negatives of the
nominees, plus a $15 packet of that
paper you print pict 111 1·, , ·n, were
missing from r:~(' dark o . !, which
they had heen ~;;fr•I v r ~ i lnckl'd fnr

week. ·
the weekend. Wh::11 a way I&lt;' " " n a
Well , J had to call everyone a~;ain
and persuade (beg, plead with) them
to drop what they were doing and
rush to the Beacon office ~ so we
could re-take their pictures. This
would give my photographer just
enough time to have the pictures
developed &amp; printed by our Tuesday
morning deadline.
Luckily, most
of the nominees were able to make it
and, despite the fact that I was at
the office until 2: 30 a.m. Tuesday
morning,. just trying to get this mess
straightened out, the pictures turned outO.K.
Now , for the BIG question: Who
took my negatives? Were they somehow accidently misplaced by a student who happened to be using our
darkroom? Did,aliens beam them
up! Did little elves make off with
them under the cover of darkness?

Did the CIA confiscate them
· for security reasons (there were a
, few
shady characters among the
nominees)? Was it part of a plot by
a fascist regime to retaliate for last
week's editorial? We may never
know for certain, but I do have a
theory. I think that some crazed,
psychotic,
would-be homecoming
court nominee was so crushed by the
fact that he/she didn't get nominated ,
that he/she took the · negatives to
"get even" with those who were
nominated (no , I did not take the
negatives!) ,
No matter what happened, the
result is still the same-my original
tlegatives are missing. All the time
and effort that went into taking
those pictures and preparing those
negatives · was for naught.
This
annoys me. It had better not happen again .

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Sunday, October 2
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WILKES ACQUIRES SCHOLARSHIPS
by Thomas J. Monsell
Wilkes College has set up three new
scholarship funds for deserving
students.
The Mildred G. Gittens Memorial
Scp.olarship, The Board of Trustees
Scholarships and Scholarships donat ed by the RCA Corporation will help
students with the financial burden
that attending college can bring.
The Gittens Memorial Scholarship
is in honor of Mildred Gittens who
was a four decade employee at Wilkes
College. Miss Gittens died on July
23 of this year following an illness .
Gittens began her "'long career at
Wilkes in 1946 when she was employed as a piano player and in 195 5
she was appointed manager of the college bookstore. During her years

at the college she became involved in
many aspects of college life: She served as treas'..1rer of the Faculty Women's Group, was active as to-advisor
for Theta Delta Rho, was named .
Honorary Letterwoman, Honorary
Co!lege Alumnus, plaved piano for
the underprivilged and" elderly, and
was selected Honorary · Chairperson
for Homecoming Weekend in 1981.
The scholarship award will be given to students ''who demonstrate
scholarship and leadership abilities,
as well as financial need," said President Robert Capin. The creation of
this fund ''will help commemorate
the dedication and service of Mildred, who became a close, personal
friend to the students, faculty, and
staff of Wilkes College over the
years,'' added Capin.

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the Board approved six full tmt1on
four year scholarships for students of
exceptional academic ability,
according to Dr. Gerald K. Wuori ,
Dean of Adrnissions. The minimum
requirements are a combined SA 1
score of 1200 and a rank within the
top five percent nf the graduating
class. Using these criteria, un March
1, admissions screens all students
who have been accepted to the college
and come up with a list of students
eligible for the awards. The scholarships are based solely on "academic
excellence not financial need ,'' said
Wuori. , Another reason for the
· creation of this scholarship fund was
to keep pace with other colleges and
to help bring "desirable" students
to Wilkes, said Wuori .

The RCA Corporation of Mountaintop, Pa. has donated $10,000 in
scholarship money to Wilkes College. Paul Davis, Director of Powers
Operations, RCA Solid State Division said, "I am extremely impressed with the engineering program at
Wilkes College both in stature and
direction . Dr.s Robert Capin and
Umid Nejib (chairperson of the Engineering Department) have done a
super job." The $10,000 check has
not been designated as of yet, but
there has been a strong ongoing relationship between the engineering
department and RCA engineers.
The Board of Trustees Scholarship Fund was used during the 198.283 recruiting year to bring students ·
who will make a positive contribution
to the college. In the spring of 1982

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Lady Colonel Netters Overtime
Fall To Scranton ·
by Jacqueline Brown

The Wilkes Women 's tennis team
opened their season against their
long time nemesis , -the Lady Royals
of Scranton. Although the Lady Colonels gave Scranton a tough battle,
they came up short of an opening victory.
Chris Matzinger and Cress Shallers
took their singles match by 6-2,
7-6 and 6-3, 6-4 respect ively. Jennifer Briscoe came up a little short of
a victory with a 4-6, 3-6 match
against Lady Royal Janice Kane.
Also, Ellen Dunnigan, Liz Maddi,
and Marie Griffen of Scranton came
· up victorious over Jackie Brown ,
Annette Winski, and Natalie Sodano.
The doubles team of Cress Shallers
and Jennifer Briscoe produced
Wilkes ' final victory of the day with a
score of 6-2 , 0-6 , 6-2. The second
doubles match played by Chris Mat-1
zinger and Jackie Brown lost a hard
fo ught battle of 6-4 , 3-6 , 3-6 as did
tM final doubles team of Annette
Winski and M aureen Roland.
Following the disappointing loss
to Scranton , the Lady Colonels traveled to Lock Haven for .their second
match of the year against the powerful Lady Eagles.

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an undefeated record of 3-0 , Lock
Haven proved to be too overpowering · for the Colonels . Wilkes did,
however, produce a victory in a
singles match played by Jennifer
Briscoe in an exating match over
Lock Haven's Holly Reitzel by the
score of 4-6, 6-4, 6-3. Briscoe simply
outlasted her counterpart with an
overall impressive game.
The Lady Colonels-now stand with
a record of 1-2, and are looking forward to their up ·and coming matches.

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The Wilkes College Cross Country
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under the direction of head ·
coach Dave Matt~s , beat Lycoming
Collegerecently , 22-35 .
The Colonels , now 2-3 on the
season, · grabbed the first four places
with identical times of 29 :44. Tom
McGuire , George Hockenberry ,
Mike Keohane, and Neil Williams
were the top four runners.
Lycoming won the next seven
places, and Colonel's harrier Dave
Machina finished twelfth .

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While sitting at home tbis past Sunday with nothing to do I decided to turn ·
on the tube to watch 60 Minutes. Much to my dismay, CBS televised a professional football game between the Seattle Seahawks and the Washington
Redskins.
As I was thanking God that the Redskins were able to conclude the game
ten minutes short ot eight o'clock, tragedy struck. The people at CBS " gracious} y'' switched us over to the tail end of the New York Jets and Los Angeles
Rams game.
Caught between homework and waiting out the game, I chose the lesser of
two evils, and grabbed a Coke (no, not a beer, I'm in training for soccer) and
kicked back in an easy chair.
As if the game wasn't bad enough , I was subjected to poor color commentary and intelligence-insulting gadgets such as the "chalkboard." Howard
Cossell Jr. , ahas John Madden. was guilty of both charges_
But it doesn't stop there, the commercialization of the entire affair is enough
to make any struggling ,blue collar family sick, when they thi_gk,about all of
the money that flows as a result of professional footQall. Throughout the long
hour that I was watching the game I saw more shaving and beer commericals
than I see in an entire week. These advertisements featured famous ·athletes
from the past and present and almost gave me the impression that professional
-. athletes shave and play ball , while retired ball players sit around drinking beer
and shooting the bull.
·
·
Even though professional football players must ·make enough money in one
decade to last them a lifetime, some of their salaries are astronomical. (After
all, what do they go to college for anyway?) The famous players (" wealthy" is
an adequate substitute for famous) always seem to be pushing some kind of
manly product and earning a hefty supplement to their already hefty salary.
It never fails , the rich continue to get richer and the poor seem to nev-er get
ahead .
A normal American child can't grow up without owning or wearing something that was sanctioned by the National Football League . Much of America
idolizes the NFL and all it entails. We must all remember that these players
are just men and not gods.
.
·Intercollegiate football does not involve many of these horrible aspects and
misconceptions. The televised college football games are much more exciting
and much less commercialized. These college players perform , for the most
part , because they love the game ; : not like· their professional counterparts
who sometimes change teams as often as they change their socks.
Let there be no mistake-college is virtually the only stepping stone to the
''pros,'' but the numer of permanent amateurs greatly outweighs that of the
eventual professionals. Take, for example, our very own Colonels football
team . None of them in their right mind could possibly expect to break into the
professional ranks . These guys play because they like to play, not because
they are shooting fo~ the stars or even because they are on scholarship. They
are here at Wilkes to get an education, not to become a weekend warrior.
Who is responsible for the exploitation of an otherwise enjoyable sport?
The American public shares in the responsibility because Americans love
both,extremely physical activities, and large, extravigant events. Americans
are a different breed; football is not nearly patronized anywhere else in the
world as it is in the USA . Shrewd businessmen share some of the responsibilitv, too. To them the NFL is a business, as it should be, but they lose
sight of the fact that football is also a sport.
It would be crazy to wish fo r a purification of the NFL, so I won 't. Over
the last few years it has gotten to the point where I don 't even watch the ~uper
Bowl. All the pre-game hype is enough to drive me to I Love Lucy re-runs
rather than sit through a game fr•;itu ring the two ''greatest'' teams in the
world. (',1llege football ; . where i '. at . and f'd prefer a televised co!!ege foot ball :L::mw n \ er the Super Hrm' a11 _, , ,,: \.

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Upcoming

Susquehanna,Home,Sat.,October 1

Soccer

Sporting

lycoming,Home,Sat.,October 1
Juniata,Home,Wed .• October 5

...

by Charlie Y ozwiak

Field Hockey

Events

S-cranton,Home,Sat.,October 1
\

Colonels
Bowto
Lycoming

Delaware Valley;Home,

Women's Tennis

Tves.,October 4
Marywood,Home,Thurs.,OctoJ,,er 6

Marywood,Home,
Thurs.,October.6 .

Women's Volleyball
FDU Madison,Home,Sun.,October 2

Cross Country
Baptist Baptist Bible/Lycoming, ·

Delaware Valley,Home,

Home,Sat.,October 1

Tues., October 4

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The Wilkes College football team
lost their second game of the season
to Lycoming on Saturday, 59-0.
·The Colon~s ·were plagued with
turnovers. (10 in all) and po.or field
position throughout the game. " :
The Colonels' offensive
unit
couldn't get into gear, and failed to
produce the spectacular aerial show
that is die product of the '' Run and
Shoot" offense.
Quarterback Randy Rice was under
pressure all afternoon, and the Colonels only managed 90 yards in the
air.
The Colonels, o-2 in the Middle
Atlantic Conference standings ,
will look to rebound on Saturday
when they host the Susquehanna
University Crusaders at 1: 30 p.m. at
Ralston Field.
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Flag Football every Sunday
•
sign-ups

Coed Cageball

S.nack Bar Weekly Menu

( v-ball with a targe ball)

Girls Volleyb·a ll

Tennis

for more
information
.,
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the bulletin board·in the gym
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Monday
Chicken BBQ
Mi11Astrone Soup
Tuesday
Pierogies
Ham and Bean Soup
Wednesday.
Meat Loaf and Gravy
Chicken Noodle Soup .
Thursday
Macaroni and Cheese.
Vegetable Soup
Friday
Pork BBQ
Cream of Mushroom Soup
..
Hours Open:
Sunday 6 ·p.m. - 11 p.m.
· Monday through Thursday
7 a.m. - 11 p.m.
Friday 7 a.m. - 4 p.m .

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Field Hockey Lacks Depth
by Tim Williams
Coach Meyer's field hockey team
played their last three matches on the
road and were able to come up with
only one win. This was also perhaps
the toughest week on their schedule.
On Tuesday the Lady Colonels
dropped a 1-0 decision to Division I
Bucknell University . The team managed a 3-2 win over Divisio~ II East
Stroudsburg University, but dropped Saturday's contest by a score of
3-1 to Albright.
The Lady Colonels Elesperately miss
the services of co-captain Tracy Day
(a sweeper) due to a serious auto accident. This has caused Meyers to juggle her personnel to shore up the defense. She had players playing new
positions which caused a problem because the competition was stiff.
The hockey team is also having
trouble with consistency. At times
the offense and defense look good and
at other times they "just stand
around. '' The team ' s skill level has
not improved rapidly enough and they
often succumb to mental breakdowns
and ''stupid mistakes.''
Lack of depth and several key injuries also cuts down on the Lady Col·onels' performance .

' 'In the beginning of the first half
we really looked good, we caught
their defense flat several times . .. this
was a good y.rin for us," commented
Coach Meyers.
WC 1 Albright 3
Albright capitalized on Wilkes'
poor first half play as the Lady Col-

onels found themselves down by three
goals.
Albright held a decisive 20-11
edge in shots. Most of these came in
the first half when Wilkes was plagued
by poor passing, disorganized defense, and confusion in the offense.
The Colonels got it together in
the second half and avoided a shutout. On paper ,Wilkes outplayed Al-

bright in the second half but it wasn 't
enough.
.
On Saturday, October 1 the field
hockey team will take on the Scranton Royals ,which promises to be an
exciting game; also on October 4
and 6 , the Lady Colonels will host
Delaware Valley and Marywood .
respectively.

WC O Bucknell !
Bucknell turned out to be Wilkes'
toughest opponent to date. Their
skill level was superior to that of
Wilkes but the Colonel defense was
able to hold out against the Bison
attack.
Just 12 minutes into the second
half Bucknell managed to score as a
result of two defensive errors.
Bucknell held an 11-10 edge in
shots and a 9-6 advantage in corners .
. Janee Eyerman and Tracy Kelly had
five saves between them.

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WC 3 East Stroudsburg 2 .
Neither team managed to tally in
the first half with all five goals coming
in the second half.
Debbie Cometa opened the scoring
· at the five minute mark from a Sally
Vojtek assist. Only four minutes
later , Vojtek scored with an assist
from Karen Johnson.
With Wilkes on top,ESU scored at _
the 25 :00 minute mark to make it
2-1. With only five minutes remaining in the contest a Lady Warrior was
fouled . which resulted in a penalty
stroke. ESU did not capitalize and the
score remained 2-1.
Less than four minutes remained
when Jean Dougherty assisted Stacy
Baldwin to put the Colonels up 3-1.
ESU retaliated with less than two
minutes remaining , but it was not
enough .as Wilkes held on to win.

The
Contest:
Domino's Pizza will award
free, 30 large pizzas and
$50.00 cash for liquid
refreshments to the group
purchasing the most
pizzas starting 9/28/83
and running through
10/5/83.

2.
1. All deliveries made
from Domino's
Pizza to your floor or
dorm will be counted.
The winner is not
the dorm or floor
which orders the most
Pizza, but.the one •
who has the larger $ ..
Dollar Amount per
person. Dorms of 40
students or: more will
be judged by floor.
The Prize - 30 Large

3.
4.

S.

1-ltem Pizza's and $50
for liquid refreshments.
Any pizza over $10.00
will be counted twice.
The winning group's
name will be published
in the local newspaper.
The location and time
of the party will be
convenient to both
the winners and
Domino's Pizza.
The 30 pizzas will be
1-item pizzas. The
winner will have the
choice of items. The
pizzas do not have
to be the same;

Fasf, Free
Delivery
154 S. Pennsylvania· Ave.
Phone: 829-2900
Our drivers carry less
than $20.00
Limited delivery area.
011182 Oomlno'a Pizza. Inc.

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Lycoming 59

WC Field Hockey 3
East Stroudsburg 2

WCer Country 21
; 35
Lycoming

WC Soccer
4
· FDU-Madison 1 ~

WC Volleyball 3
Misericordia 2

WC Tennis 9
0
Upsala

WC Soccer 1 ot
Allentown... 1

WC Volleyball 1
3
~arywood

WC Tennis 1
Lock Haven 8

WC Field Hockey 1
Albright
3

WC er, Country 15
Phil. Textile
50

WC Tennis 3
Scranton 6

Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre. Pa. 18766

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Vol. XXXVI
No. 3

Sept.30, 1983

Boaters Up Record to 2-1-1;
·E arn Regional Ranking
by Tim Williams
The soccer team has only lost
one game in their last four outings;
that loss coming from nationallyranked University of Scranton. After
trying Allentown College and beating F .D .U. Madison last week, the
Colonels' record stands at 2-1-1.
Wind and rain made play difficult
as the Colonels took on the Centaurs
of Allentown College, in Allentown, last Wednesday . With the wind
at their backs, the Centaurs first
drew blood when an Allentown forward slipped the ball past the sprawling Bill Hankins midway through the
first half.
Neither team played well through
the remainder of the first half which
made for a very dull match.
Early in the second half the Colonels managed to get on the scoreboard with a goal from freshman
Mike Molloy. Molloy beat the Allentown keeper easily by placing the
ball into the lower right-hand comer
of the net.
The Colonels had several other opportunities to score but simply could
not capitalize on them. On several
occasions the hooters botched golden
opportunities by shooting the ball
directly _at the Allentown goalkeeper.

With neither team managing to
tally a goal before the 90-minute
mark, the game was sent into overtime. This marks the second time in
as many outings that the Colonel
kickers went into two, ten minute
overtimes.
With only two and a half minutes
gone in .the first overtime, Allentown
went ahead 2-1 as the result of an
Allentown headball ·over Hankins'
head. Through the seven and a half
remaining minutes of the first overtime neither team was able to control
the midfield.
Realizing that time was running
short, the Colonels started to push
forward in the second half of the overtime. The Wilkes hooters began to
control all of the action and constantly pressured the goat
Finally , the Colonels equalized with
a goal from junior Tim Williams.
After dispossessing an Allentown
defender, Williams hit a very weak
shot that managed to bounce over
the suprised Centaur goal keeper.
With only a minute and a half
remaining in the game, the Colonels
drew a foul just outside the penalty
area. As Wilkes set up the restart,
the referee called the game on account
of lightning, leaving the match in a
2-2 deadlock.

The Colonels displayed a better
brand of soccer in their contest with
FDU-Madison, which sent the Jersey Devils home with a 4-1 loss at
the hands of Coach Wingert's hooters.
The Wilkes team could have beat-·
en any team in the MAG in the
first 24 minutes of Saturday's gal!le,
as trhey scored four goals and did not
allow any goals to be scored against
them.
"We changed our system of play
this week,' ' commented assistant
coach-Kelly Noseworthy. "I thought
it would offer our attackers more
space and mobility. We found it better utilized our player's talents also.
the result was our best offensive production this year.''
Freshman Jeff Wertz opened up
the scoring at the three-minute mark
when freshman midfielder Mike
Crusco pushed the ball to Wertz
who easily hit a shot to the right of
the FDU keeper.
Two minutes later, Wertz tapped
in the rebound from a Mike Molloy
shot to put Wilkes up by a score of
2-0. At the six-minute mark the Colonels executed a perfect comer kick
when freshman stopperback Gary
Klopchin headed the ball past the
FDU keeper to give Wilkes a three
goal margin.

Wertz completed the hat trick
when he headed in a rebound from a
Tony Monteiro shot. Wertz also injured his knee on this play which
forced him to watch the remainder
of the match from the sidelines. This
marked the end of the scoring for the
Colonels as the first half ended with
Wilkes up by a score of 4-0 .
After playing well in the first half,
the Colonels could n,ot put it together for the remainder of the game.
Hankins missed out on a shutout as
his defense did not set up well for an
FDU free kick at the 65-minute
mark.
The Jersey Devils ' forward shot
· the ball to the far post and Hankins
was able to get a hand on it but could
not hold on. This closed the scoring
for the day as the Colonels avenged
their 4-0 loss to Madison of a year
ago.
The Wilkes soccer team is currently, as a result of the FDU contest, an
honorable mention
in Regional
Division III polls. The hooters will
take on Lycoming on Homecoming
Saturday at 10: 30 p.m. at Ralston
Field. . This match will be Wilkes'
first conference game.

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Vol. XXXVI
No.4

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October 28, 1983
Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766

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Vandalism Ruins Sculpture
by Sean P. Connolly
On October 1st and 8th, three sculptures of an outdoor art exhibit, with a
combined estimated vaLue of $15,500, were vandalized on the Wilkes College
campus.
The damaged sculp tures , created by artist Stephen Porter, a nationally
known sculpter and teacher at Pennsylvania State University, are part of a large
show of Porter's work being held at the Sordoni Art Gallery.
Mrs. Judith O'Toole, director of the Sordoni Art Gallery, said the show
opened on October 1st, the Friday of Homecoming Weekend, and later that
evening the first act of vandalism. O'Toole said, "Friday we opened and Friday
night three white pieces of a sculpture which were in front of the SLC were
knocked over.''
O'Toole said she learned about the vandalism the next morning when one of
her house guests walked pass the art and noticed its disrepair. The pieces were
bolted to the ground with lead sinkers on October 2nd .
On October 8th, the night of the theater arts production, "A Doll's
House," the second act of vandalism occurred . 0' Toole said a Wilkes faculty
member was returning home after the play, noticed the vandalism, and reported it to her. She said she and her husband went to inspect the damage and
were heckled by passing students. ''There were lots of peop le on campus, and it
would of been alright if they walked by and didn't say anything, but many of
them laughed and snickered at us and worse.''
O'Toole said one of the white p ieces was pulled out of the ground and
dragged from the front of SLC to the lawn between Chase and Kirby Halls . She
said a security guard chased the youths away but did not get a good description
of them. ·
Two other outside sculptures were vandalized that night . A wooden arch
which was standing in the SLC courtyard was pushed over and a small chunk of
wood was lost. Also, an iron sculpture with chrome pieces was pushed over
resulting in scratches to the iron and bending of the chrome pieces. The white
. " piece, which was dragged from its place, received scratches and the entire work
will have to be repainted.

After the second occurence, the \X' ilkes-Barre Police were notified, according to O 'Toole. She said the police took a report of the incident , but did not
give a hopeful statement about apprehending the vandals. She said the police
said an investigation should be conducted internally by the administration.
They said the lack of witnesses was the reason for an internal investigation.
O 'Toole said when she and her husband proceeded to take the sculptures
inside the building, she was again insulted by a student . "I went around the
side of the building to see if the door was op ened, and a student began saying
things to me. I said something back and he threw an empty beer can at me,"
she said .

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Everything You Ever Wanted To Know
About The Cranes On The D ike

No, its not a satellite on a launch
pad at Cape Kecnedy, its some of the
heavy duty machinery utilized to
build additional flood prevent10n
walls along the river.

by Buddy Sutliff.Jr.
The two construction cranes on the
river side of West River St. are being
used to plant steel piling which will
give better stability to the flood pro•
tection system.
According to the Army Corps of
Engineers.John Connolly &amp; Sons Inc.
of Luzerne are the general contractors
for the job which calls for the placement of 2000 ft. of sheet p iling in
Wilkes-Barre and 1900 ft. in FortyFort .
Wilkes alumnus, Michael Connolly, supervisor of the job, said the
pie~es of sheet piling range from 39
ft. to 62 ft . and will be placed according to height where they are most
needed. Connolly reported that the
longest pieces will be placed on the
bends in the river because these spots
receive the most stress during high

waters. The new piling is longer than
the existing piling .
The 80 ton Lima Crane and the 100
ton American crane, both 140 fr. tall,
are being used to drive the pieces of
piling into the ground . One crane
picks a piece of piling up, swings it
into place and holds it there while
other sheets are welded "into a frame.
After the pieces are in place, the
second crane, attached to a hydralic
vibrating hammer, vibrates the piece
into the ground .
Connolly explained that this
method of using the weight and vibration of the hammer is better than
the conventional air-powered piledriving hammer because it is faster
and produces much less noise in residential areas.
After every other sheet is driven
into the ground and is checked for po-

sition, the hammer is use&lt;l to drive
other pieces into place. Connolly said
this method is used to establish a line
to work with and to hold the welded
pieces in place.
Connolly went on to state that the
next step in the process is to remove
the frame and remove the existing piling by burning them off at ground
level. He said the ground will then be
restored to it's proper height and the
new piling will be painted.

Bulletin Board
Student Government is selling
Homecoming glasses for $1. 00 each
in the SG office, third floor of the
Student Center.

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Who says Wilkes College students are apathetic? A few short weeks ago , an
unknown group of students proved they could take action where they saw 'a
need. Apparently, some people decided the sculpture Stephen Porter donated
to the school was an eyesore, so they did something-,_about it; they ripped it out
pf the ground and tossed it around campus. How's that for decisiveness?
. Wait, there's more! Another group of sJudents, obviously sympathetic with
!this symbolic gesture, not only refused to assist gallery director Judy O'Toole in
lPicking up the debris, but verbally abused her for having the absolute ga 11 to
~kfor help.
All of this is certainlr a first for Wilkes students - they have managed to
create a new form of art criticism. By adding insult to injury, they've built on
the work of that great criticism theorist who took a sledgehammer to ·Miehelangelo' s Pieta.
We've all heard quite a bit about apathy and vandalism on the Wilkes College campus, but I never thought about the two of them together. While going
over the entire sculpture incident, I came to the realization that they may be
directly related to one another. Perhaps apathy breeds vandalism .
When we speak of student apathy, we are generally referring to the lack of
interest in the manyactivities available to students on campus (witness the slow
death of IRHC and CC and the poor attendance at most of the Concert and
Lecture Series events) . It seems like the same handful of students are involved
in most _of the campus dubs and organizations. Ask anyone involved in an
extracurricular activity and they' re likely to tell you they are also involved in
two or three others.
Within the large portion of students who aren't involved, you have the
faction that feels there is nothing here that interests them yet is content, the
faction that feels there is nothing here that interests them and constantly complains about it, and finally, a small faction that feels there is nothing herl'.'·1.:hat
interests them, constantly complains about it, and then drown tlieir sorrows in
the ~earest quarter keg OR drowns their sorrows in the nearest quarter keg and
takes out their frustrations on the nearest phone, water fountain, glass door, or
piece of modern sculpture.
This is the group that ctabs about how much they pay to go here arid then
goes out and breaks something that cost the school hundreds of dollars, something they indirectly paid for, and will now get to pay for again. In their own
tiny minds, they seem to think they are getting back at the school for not giving
them what they think they need and deserve for their tuition dollars: an open
bar in the cafeteria, an unlimited number of excused absences from classes and
academic probation only if your GPA goes into the negative number rang~.
I guess the pleasure in ruining something is the fact that it's not yours. Ac
least once in everyone's life , he/ she has felt that little rush of excitement you
get from drawing a mustache on the photo of someone you dislike or writing' 'I
am a loser" on an opposing candidate's campaign poster and knowing that no
one saw you do it. However, no matter how they felt about Porter's sculpture,
or if they merely saw it as an extension of the Wilkes College administration ,
the persons responsible had no right to touch what wasn't theirs.
Studehts may laugh at the destruction of the sculpture, but they should
realize that a group that would do something on that grand a scale wouldn't
think twice about mangling an unguarded bike or smashing a few windshields
because they got a rotten grade on their Business 101 test, and it' s the third
time they took the course .
Getting back to the apathy, maybe the college administration and SG should
consider creating some new activities that would appeal to the apparent mentality we're dealing with ; you know, tailor activities to their interests . Maybe
SG should sponsor a few drunken orgies instead of gym parties. Perhaps CC
should hold demolition derbies to decide who gets a parking sticker (hey, those
who didn't win wouldn 't have to complain; they wouldn't have a car to park
anyway). How about IRHC buying a few glass panels and old couches for people to take their frustrations out on. Bring your own sledgehammer or ice pick,
of course.

Farkel Fans At WCLH
Dear Editor,
Imagine our surprise when we opened the October 7 issue of the BEACON
to find a spoof on WCLH in the Wilkes Barrel comic strip. Thank you, especially Farkel, for acknowledging the existence ofWCLH 90. 7 FM . We hoJ?e t0
see more of Phil the D .J. in the future.
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Shawn A. Sharksnas
Music Coordintor, WCLH

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People have been complaining that
there's nothing to do on campus.
WRONG! If you're looking for some
excitement why not try one of these:
( 1) How about following Coach
. Wingert around on weekends?
He has set an eleven o' dock curfew for the soccer players, and
that means he has to go around
making sure they' re home and
tucking them in. "But coach,
can I have a glass of water? And I
can't find my teddy bear."
(2) Dance lessons are being held at
Catlin Hall. · As I understand,
the rates are low. Plus, for the
advanced students, they teach
dancing on stairs and on furniture . Class size is limited, so sign
up now.
(3) Try out for the football team.
Why not? It couldn't hurt. Or,
if you don't like the physical
contact, how about helping the
other teams with all the stats
they seem to aquire ~hen playing Wilkes.
(4) Go to the gym for some exercise.
Remember Wilkes students, you
only need three forms of identification (your college I.D., certificate of citizenship, and proof
of sanity) plus a presidential permission slip to get in. Then, after you get all of that together,
remember, the gym i:: open to
students 6:45 a.m. to 7: 03 a.m.

on every other, rainy, Tuesday.
Come on people, you don't have w
start new traditions, just maintain the
old, and always fun , ones.

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The Golden Coal Shaft of the Week
goes · to the campus bookstore. First
they refuse to sell used books, so students pay the full price. Then, they
bust your chops by advertising a used
bookstore after you've already spent
all your money on new books .
The next six feet of shaft is dug
when the bookstore refuses to accept
books you want to return after the
third week of school. How many students · out there, raise your hands,
know for sure they want to drop a class
in only twenty-one days?

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These ;i.re just a few of the opinions
of the writer. If you have some complaints, or you want your ideas heard,
write me a letter in care of The Beacon. I'll print them if I think it's any
good.

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Next week: How to rate your professor, a review of campus parties, and
of course, more on whatever I find
real important. If anyone wants to
help me with spelling or typing, you
know where to reach me.
That 's the way it is, the fourth week
of October, 1983 . Party 'til you . ...

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Conse.rvative Comment,_ _ _ __
by Stephen K. Urbanski
andJamesJ. Haggerty,Jr.
The 1984 presidential election is a
little more than a year away. Even
though we have a pretty good idea of
who the Democratic and Republican
nominees will be , in an effort not to
spoil all the fun, let's look at the long
shots as well as the favorites.
Since the Democratic party seems
to be much more difficult to analyze,
we'll start with the Republican party.
'.As of today, there is only one announced candidate on the Republican side. He definitely has experience
in the primaries (having run for the
president seven times in the last
thirty-six years ,) but that seems to be
his only asset , if it is that . We speak of
none other than for~r Minnesota
governor Harold Stassen. Stassen first
sought the Republican nomination
back in 1948. At that time, he was
considered a serious contender, but
since then his candidacies have become somewhat of a joke.
This time around , Stassen has a lot
against him , 'although that didn't
stop him from running in the past.
He's a liber.al in a conservative party.
He 's four years older than President

Reagan . When the president finally
gets around to announcing his candidacy, Stassen will be up against-an extremely strong ·incumbent. Stassen
lacks money and organization. And,
he is unknown to a majority of the
American people. You're probably
asking yourself, "Why, then, did you
devote so much writing to Stassen's
campaign?" Well, we're trying to
make it interesting.
In reality, by the time tl}e primary
season rolls around, Ronald Reagan
will have declare·d ·his candidacy and
he'll chalk victory after victory.
The Democratic side is much more
interesting, as far as competition
goes . Former Vice-President Walter
Mondale is the . front runner in the
polls, but former ·astronaut, Senator
John Glenn is only two points behind. Let's examine Mondale's campaign first .
Walter Mondale has a lot going for
him. He has raised close to $10 million , he has recently received ~he endorsements of the NEA , the AFLCI O, Governor Mario Cuomo of New
York, and Senator Patrick Moynihan
of New York, and appears to be a classic big spending liberal. On the Democratic side this all adds up to one

thing, the nomination .
If the nomination is almost assuredly Mondale',s, why should we even
talk about Glenn? John Glenn has
some advantages of his own, and if
Mondale stumbles in the primaries,
Glenn will be there to benefit.
Glenn's major asset is his past. Being an astronaut, John Glenn is a national hero . Because of this, Glenn
has name recognition throughout the
nation. His major disadvantages are
that he lacks the support of party regulars and he lacks an effective campaign organization. He may be ver_y
popular among the average Amencan, but he's too conservative for the
Democratic party regulars.
The other Democratic candidates
are as follows : Senator Alan
Cranston of California, former Senator George McGovern of South Dakota, Senator Ernest H~llings of
South Carolina, Senator Gary Hart of
Colorado, · and former Governor
Reuben Askew of Florida. Civil
Rights leader Jessie Jackson is also
considering a campaign. We listed
this candidates for you , because this is
about the last time you' ll hear their
names mentioned. They will only

play minor roles at the convention,
possibly as favorite sons. Cranston
might win California and Askew
might win Florida, but their ·national
support is weak.
All in all, the Democratic nominee
is insignificant. Mondale would make
the ideal opponent for President
Reagan . Mondale is Reagan's opposite. With the economy improving
every day, the American people aren't
ready to return to the policies that
gave us double digit inflation, uncontrollable government spending, and a
multi-billion dollar government program for every conceivable problem.
The only difference in a Glenn candidacy would be the magnitude of
Reagan's victory. Glenn would be a
more formidable candidate than
Mondale, due to Glenn's broad public appeal. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, whoever the Democrats
nominate will have to face a very popular Ronald Reagan.
Any comments or criticisms are
welcome. Please write to us at The
Beacon.

Proper Perspective_ _ _ _ _ __
by Chuck Denis
In today 's world, whenever a problem is in need of a hasty solution , government is usually called upon. This
is especially true on the state and local
levels of government. But it is not the
role of government to be a problem
solver for all of the people's problems. There is one area however, in
which government intervention is vital , and that is the area which pertains
to the restrictions of large corporations.
There was a time in this country
when there were no restrictions on the
economy. Sub-subsistance incomes
and unhealthy working conditions
were widespread problems that existed durinJ_ this period. When a

worker died, quite often there were
no mechanisms to help provide for his
family. If he was injured , more often
than not, he had to fend for himself.
These people were ignored!
Without restrictions, corporations
themselves were getting out of hand.
Large monopolies were sprouting up
along with men of unimaginable
power. Men like J. D. Rockefeller and
J. P. Morgan were gaining so much
power that it was said of them , that
they actually controlled the inner
workings of government.
Curiously, this elitism still exists today. There are only a handful of people who control the small number of
major corporations in this country.
These are th~ same people who carry

zen must hold his ground and preserve
his individual rights, and the
ence (Some coincidence, eh?): Just
rights
of his group . Without these
imagine what our society would be
rights
the citizens ' lives would be
like if all restrictions on "Big Busimeaningless.
This could happen by
ness" were suddenly · lifted. This
lifting restrictions on the great comwould be like putting a vulture in a
panies owned by the ruling class, esmorgue of fresh bodies, or, making
pecially because of the power they alJames Watt s·ecretary of the interior,
ready hold. The role of government is
whichever would be more destructive .
to serve and protect the rights of the
The American people have been
majority of the people, not the few.
abused by those who hold power, for
Therefore, the government should be;
long enough. Decreasing regulations
looking to help the average citizen,
on these individuals would do nothnot the power hungry elite.
ing but increase their already enorIn the past, this very idea has been
mous power. The average worker and
suggested. The American people
citizen would suffer, because his.voice
must be aware of it's effects arid stop
would be diminished and to lose your
voice in politics is to lose your identity · this obvious plot to destroy American
democracy.
and your hum_anity. The a'.'erage citiche greatest amount of political influ-

Students Co01plain About
Maintenance Service_______________
To The Editor:
I would like to address a problem which concerns both the students and the
faculty of this college. In the fairly short time I have been here I have noticed
what seems to be the very slow response to requests for the maintenance of
college buildings. I realize that dorms are difficult to maintain and that maintenance personnel were busy relocating many office buildings but this does not
really explain the slow response to requests.
The dorm room that I am housed in still has damage caused by previous
students. The students who lived in this dorm last year have stated that at the
end of last year they were assessed approximately $20 per person for common
area damages. As near as I can tell none of the damaged areas have been re-

paired . A request to have the radiator reattached to the wall in my room has not
been answered ; a request that was made at the start of this year. Another request made on the 3rd of October to have an electrical outlet with exposed and
dangerous wires exposed repaired has also gone unanswered .
From the comments that I have heard from both faculty and other students
seems to indicate that this problem is fairly widespread . For the amount of
money paid to the college for the privilege of living here I think we have the
right to both safe and well maintained rooms .
Mark Radabaugh
Robert Leo

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Reagan's Assailant Surrenders
A g_u nman ~ho rammed ~is truck through the gate of the Augusta Country
Club m Georgia whete President Reagan was staying, surrendered after taking
seven hostages last Saturday.
Tw~ presidential aides were among the hostages trapped for two and a half
hours m the golf club's pro shop until the gunman, Charles Harris, 45, gave up
after ~o unsuccessful attempts by_Reagan to reach the gunman by telephone.
Harns was recently fired from his job and extremely depressed by the death
of his father, possibly prompting him to cause the disturbance, said White
House Officials.
Thousands March Against Missles
Tens of thousands of Americans and Canadians opposed to deployment of
U.S. missles in Europe, joined marches and rallies last week in a show of solidarity with their European allies in waging an Autumn peace campaign.
The protesters marched near military and nuckar installations all the way
from New Hampshire to southern California. In Canada , police estimated
18,000 marchers gathered in front of the American consulate for a march on
the Canadian legisb.ture.
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Robbers Grab a Million In Gems
Three armed robbers, using mountain climbing gear lowered themselves
into an 11th-floor jewelry firm in New York City, handcuffed a dozen workers
and I_11ade off with a~ estimated $1 million in diamonds and gold.
The robbers were m the offices when the 12 employees arrived for work at
8:00 in the morning,and proceeded to stuff as many of the gems and gold into a
duffle bag as they could. The police have no suspects and no leads and one
policeman was heard to say that it looked like the perfect crime .
Killer Confesses After Seeing Movie
A prison inmate admitted to beheading Adam Walsh, the six year old whose
kidnapping was made into the recent TV movie ''Adam .'' The inmate also said
he had ki{led 3 5 to 50 other people while wandering around the country with
another man .
Otis Toole , 36, signed a confession of Adam's death and the other homicides
and police chief Sam Martin said, ''He gave details of the murders he and Lucas
( the other man) committed. The details make Charles Manson sound like Tom
Sawyer."

Debate Tourney
Two varsity members of the Wilkes
College public speaking squad recently competed for honors in Fairfax,
Virginia.
Donna O'Toole and Annette Winski represented Wilkes College at the
home campus of the grand national
champions in speech competition George Masoh University. The weekend invitational tournament brought
schools from as far away as ~A. for
competition in ten different public
spea~ing events . Wilkes entered eight
of the events and came home with a
second place overall trophy. In addition to defeating such institutions as
Hofstra Univ ., James Madison Univ.,
The Univ. of Va. , and Washingtort
and Lee University, Wilkes also won
an additional five individual trophies.
Donna O'Toole displayed her rhetorical talent by being a finalist in
four of the five events she entered .
Ms. O 'Toole won a 1st place trophy in
Informative Discourse, a 2nd place in
the extremely difficult Communication Analysis, and a 3rd place finish iri
Extemporaneous Speaking. She completed her awards with a 5th place trophy in the area of Persuasive Oratory.

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Donna's
teammate
Annette
Winski secured a 5th place trophy in
Extemporaneous Speaking. It was
through the efforts of both team
members that Wilkes was able to win
the second place overall award. While
Wilkes had one of the sm:tllest squads
to enter the tournament, it never-theless came home with a great deal of
awards and respect from those schools
attending the tourney.
The appearance at the George Mason University Tournament marked
the first time in several years that
members of "Kinney's Kids" have
participated in this prestigious tournament . The Wilkes entry and second
place win was a surprise to many, as
the debate union was able to finish
behind only the national championship squad from George Mason University. This victory in Virginia enabled Wilkes to continue to
twenty-five consecutive tournaments
that the union has won a major victory. This makes the forensics union
the holders of the longest winning record in the history of Wilkes College.
. The public speaking unit as well as
the debate squad are coached and directed by Dr. Bradford Kinney.
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Communter Council Takes -A Stand
by Donna Nitka and
Rebecca Whitman
In an effort to save their dwindling
organization and improve student interest, the executive council of Commuter Council has proposed strong _
measures which should force commuting students to recognize the im- ·
portance of the branch of Student
Government set up specifically to
help them .
''What it comes down to is a lack of
interest in membership," stated Dave
Kalinoski , Commuter council president. The organization should have a
full membership of 25 students which
would include re·presentatives from
each class. Presently, approximately
only eight -students are involved in
CC , including the executive council.

Dave Brown, ·CC treasurer,exsince been proposed, one of which
tance of the coi'iimuter organization.
plained that the courtcil has had probwas vetoed by the Student Affairs
The council feels its effectiveness
lems since the end of spring semester Council.
would
be vastly improved if it had full
last year. Apparently, no one ran in
CC first decided to close it's office
membership
. "We should be doing
the elections that would fill the class for a week in an effort to prove to
more
than
planning activities for
representative positions.
co1:1muters that they need the organicommuters,"
said Brown.
Brown went on to say that CC has zauon. However, after this idea was
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CO-OP Offers "Real,, Experience
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by Mar Kay Nocera
Wilkes College Cooperative Education Program (Co-op), is a process of
education which formally intergrates
a student's academic experiences and
studies with productive work experiences in employing organizations.
The Cooperative Education Department, which is located in the rear of
34 South River Street, second floor, .
has been in operation for seven years.
Co-op works simply and effectively.
The employer and the college co-op
department discuss co-op training positions, position descriptions , and
qualifications sought in the student
candidates . Before being accepted,
the student must meet coitain qualifications designated by the co-op staff.
The students must have a 2.0 or above
grade point average, they must be a
full time undergraduate student with

sophomore class standing or :i h( ,ve,
and they must have the signed permission of their advisor, department
chairman , co-op academic coordinator, and the Cooperative Education
Department before placement in the
program.
Once in the program, students may
earn from three to twenty-four hours
of credit. As for the wages earned during a co-op experience, they range
from the minimum wage to the wage
that a professional would earn in that
particular field .
Many students, educators , and employers find the co-op experience extremely rewarding. One of the many
successful students is Susan Harrison.
When Susan Harrison entered the
theater arts program in 1979 she
planned on becoming an actress .
However, after four years, her aspira-

riom have c~ahged dramatically.
'' I really want to do technical theater now,' ' Harrison said recently in a
telephone interview from Colorado
Springs,' ' and this-cooperative educa•
tion experience has even helped me
decide that I'd like to specialize in
lighting design.''
Susan spent her co-op experience at
the Colorado Opera Festival as scenic
carpenter and assistant set designer.
She enjoyed the summer and the "invaluable experience" that she ob. tained. "I learned so much, especi~lly
about lighting, " said Susan , "and
that 's why I think it's vitally import~nt to give students these co-op expen.ences. I was aware of problems in set
design , but in co-op you are there
when they happen . You help to solve
them. It 's great."
Susan felt too that the cooperative
education process has another very

positive aspect. "Even though you are
1n the real world of business when you .
are doing co-op, you are thought of
by the professional you are working
with, as a student. They go out of
their way to help, to teath. You are
not under the pressure of having to
know everything. It's o.k. for you to
say I don't know how to do this yet. I
strongly recommend the experience."
Susan was getting ready to leave
Colorado for an interview in New
York. If she gets the job she wants, it
will be with a small opera company..
With technical theater expanding by
leaps and bounds, Susan knows that
she must stay well informed and current. But, she said, "I feel I have a
good basis for keeping up with all of
it , thanks to Wilkes College theater
faculty, Klaus Holm, and cooperative
education."

the best costumes in three categories.
The categories are 1) scariest, 2) Most
original, and 3) weirdest. Prizes will
also be awarded to the dorms that
have at least six to eight peopl~ dress
up in costume. The cost of the party
will be $2.00 without costume and
$1.00 with costume.
Melusen also stated that the
Christmas Dinner Dance is being·
switched from Friday, December 9, to
Tuesday, December 13, which is also
the last day of classes for the first semester. The party will be held at the
Woodlands and Melusen said that
they would like to keep the price as
low as possible so more people could
participate.
Ralph Pringle announced the appointments of Cherry Blossom and

Winter Weekend Chairpersons. The
Cherry Blossom Chairpersons are Phyl
Totaro, Ellen McDermott, and Cathy
Schaeffer. The Chairpersons for the
Winter Weekend are, Becky Whitm.an, Donna Nitka, and Maryanne
Schicitanno. Both events will be held
next semester.
Melusen also wanted to clear up the
duties of the Maintenance Committee. The committee, headed by Tod
Hogan, w_as defined by Melusen as
being a service for problems that haven't been solved for a long period of
time . He wanted to make it cleanhat
the committee wasn' t availab.le for
every little problem that occurs in the
dorms. The Residence Assistants are
supposed to take care of small problems, not the Maintenance Committee. Hogan reported that the dirt pile
outside of Evans Hall that has been in
the way to those wanting to use the
basketball court is soon to be removed. He also said that the trash
bins behind Evans will be painted so
they won't look so ''cumbersome.''
Melusen and Adams both stated
how pleased they were with the attendance at the meeting . Melusen
added that he hopes that it continues
because he sees IRHC as the dorm students' voice and it is important for the
representatives· to show up and express the views of their dor~ates.

· IRH C Repor..__ _ _ __ __ _ _ __
Blood Donor day was the most discussed to__pic at the Inter-Residence
Hall Council's meeting last Sunday
night at Stark Learning Center.
The event will be held in the gymnasium on November 3 from 9:45
a.m. to 3:45 p.m. and is being sponsored by the Pennsylvania division of
the Red Cross. The Red Cross has set a
goal of 320 units of blood which, according to advisor Paul Adams ,
shoul"d be very attainable from a
school the size of Wilkes. Incentives
are being offered to students to participate ,in the form of cash awards.
· Ralph Pringle , representative of ·the
Student Government , stated that the
Human Services will give $25 to the
dorm with the highest percentage of
donors who participate. President

Alan Melusen -said the IRHC has a
tentative plan of dividing the dorms
into two categories according to size
and giving the dorms with the most
participants $25 as a reward. Adams
wanted to make clear the importance
of Blood Donor Day and thought it
was important that IRHC members
get involved and encourage others to
give .
Other topics of discussion at the
meeting were the upcoming parties
that will be offered to Wilkes students . On Saturday, October 29 ,
IRHC is sponsoring a Halloween party
to be held in the gym. The party will
run from 9:00 p .m. to 1 :00 a.m. and
there will be plenty of food, according
to Melusen, and the band will be Arc
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by Sean P. Connolly
Modern technology has made computers a practical and important part
of education, according to the chairman of the Notre Dame University
Biology Department, Dr. Theodore].
Crovella.
Crovella, who gave a lecture and
slide presentation on the role of computers in education, (at Wilkes Col- ·
lege) said the computer's size has decreased in recent years to make it a
possible fixture in the classroom and
the laboratory.
Crovella's lecture, which was held
in room 1 in SLC on October 19, focused on computers as a tool in biological education, but also stressed
the use of computers in all studies at
all levels of education. "The computer revolution is actually only a few
years old. The _ability for e_ducators to
utilize computers in the classroom is
growing rapidly,'' said Crovella.
In biological education and research, the computer is used to collect
and present data. Crovella said it is
basically a time saver. Instead of
spending large amounts of time in
data collection, students can spend
more time in analysis of the data with
the help of computers.
Cr_o_velJa defined the c&lt;&gt;Illpute! . as
an extension of our minds and senses .

He said it is ironic that the computer,
which is supposed to be an· impersonal machine, actually offers a high
level of individual education. "It
might offer a better education for a
heterogenous gr&lt;?UP," said Crovella.
Crovella said computers can help
motivate problem students at different levels. He said the idea is that if
you have a passive student, you may
not realize it by his work ina -textbook, but if you have a passive student on a computer, you will have a
passive computer, which is easily noticed. "If we get a wrong answer on a
computer, it won't chastise us the
way, say, our inothers did . It will simply state our mistake and encourage
us to find the right answer,'' said
Crovella.
Crovella admitted that not everything is positive regarding computers
in education, "Sure we will lose some
skills, like calculating square roots in
our head, something I do every ten
years, but we will also gain skills.'' He
added that we must not accept everything from computers and that we
must think for ourselves.
Crovella said some of today's 'problems in education that have received
much national attention may be concurred in the future with computers.

by Samuel Merrill
"The Medical Implications of Nuclear War" will be the topic of a lecture by Dr.Jonathan Lorch at 8 p.m.,
Monday, Oct. 31, at the Wilkes College Center for the Performing Am,
as part of the Wilkes Concert and Lee-.
ture Series. Tfie lecture is free and
open to the public.
President of the New York City
chapter of Physicians for Social Responsibility and ari expert on the
problems of civil defense planning for
nuclear war, Dr. Lorch has appeared
frequently on local and national media. Co-author of the book A New
Yorker's Gttide to Civil Defense, he
was recently called to testify before
Congress on civil defense planning for
nuclear war.
Si_nce 1961, Physirjans. for Social

Responsibility has been committed to
public and professional education on
the medical hazards of nuclear weaponry. In a recent statement, the group
warns: "Medical 'disaster planning'
for nuclear war is meaningless. There
is no possible effective medical response. Most hospitals would be destroyed, most medical personnel dead
or injured, most supplies unavailable .
Most 'survivors' would die. There is
no effective civil defense."
During his stay in Wilkes-Barre,
Dr. Lorch will meet with members of
the Luzerne County medical community. A specialist in nephrology, he is
associated with St. Luke's-Roosevelt
Hospital Center in New York City and
is a member of the faculty at Columbia University.

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On October 19th, a panel discussion titled "A Nation At Risk" was
held in the .Center for the Performirtg
Arts at Wilkes College.
The open public forum, sponsored
,by the Wilkes Chapter of Phi Delta
Kappa, brought togethe~ five Pennsylvania educators who discussed the
strengths and weaknesses of the N~tional Commission on Excellence m
Education.

The panelists covered topics such as
merit pay for public ~chool teachers,
priorities in curriculum, and federal
aid to education. Mrs. Ruth Husband, principal of the Dallas Intermediate School and chairperson of
programs of Phi Delta Kappa, said,
"It is the purpose of the special
debate/forum to provide a balanced
analysis of the commission's report. "

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Weekend
Forecast
Aquarius Oan. 20-Feb. 18) Your
weekend starts out fast on Friday but
slows by Saturday. Don't be tempted
to overindulge. **

Leo Ouly 23-Aug. 22) Don't let
others talk you into doing something
you really don't want to do on Friday.
Trust your own judgement.*

Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20) A friend's
surprise visit brightens you weekend .
Take the time to make the most of it .
***

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Romantic
prospects are at a peak this Friday and
Sacurday. Don't shy away from commitment. *****

Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) Tempers
flare this weekend, especially on Saturday. Be careful not to lose your composure if things don't go your way. A
friend's advice may help you avert
trouble . **

Libra (Sept. 23-0ct. 22) A disagreement with a friend throws a
sh'adow over your weekend fun . Resolve conflicts before Monday or your
entire week will be trouble-filled. **

Taurus (Apr. 21-May ~O) Although
Friday proves disappointing, the remainder of the weekend more than
makes up for it. Use every opportunity to your advantage . ****

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Week-

end prospects prove better than they
seem, especially on Saturday. Don't
be afraid to take chances. ****

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) FriGemini (May 21:June 20) Use this
weekend to catch up on projects that day's fun and Saturday and Sunday
are even better. This is your weekendhave been put off for too long you'll regret it if you don't. Spend a enjoy it! *****
quiet Sunday evening with a friend.
Capricorn (Dec. 22:Jan. 19) Seize
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the opportunity to travel when it
Cancer Oune 21-July 22) While Fri- presents itself on Friday, just rememday offers some excitement, Saturday ber to come back for that early mornand Sunday prove uneventful. Try to ing class on Monday. ****
avoid agruments with loved ones on
;aturday. *

EVERY BRE-ATI,
YOU TAl&lt;E
Hi, everybody! Hope you all had a nice break! We tried calling all your
mothers but they wouldn't talk, so we only have a few scoops this week. Dirt
time...
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Mark - Get a grip on those hormones, boy! .And stay away from Waller
sofas. (Chalk up another score for the soccer team!)
Dr. O ' - Nice topics you pick for class discussions. (Put a·lid on the lan-

guage, please, I'm only a sophomore.)
Jeannie - I heard Danny Hause has an art exhibit at the United Nations this
month. And yes, he did marry Melissa.

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Waller Hall still stands ... thanks to Ralph's face.
Hey Tom, what would you do with that squash?!! Wrap it up in a·halupki?
Jackie - Is that really Jimmy Lee in the bathroom? He looks so much
"shorter" on TY.
Colonel's House - what did you do with the money your·mothers gave you
for singing lessons? Thanks for making the movie such a "howling" good
time!

Shelly, nice lollipop . What do you look for ·i n a man?!!
Hey Coach Phil, the guys on the team wanted to tell you how happy they
were that you FINALLY got adate ... Now maybe practice won't be so rough,
guys. Have fun with Dana, Coach! Just be in by curfew ...

.To the " Pinky Lady". and her friend Cindy, do you re:tlly make movies with
snakes? I'll bet you didn't think I would do it, did you?
Hey Fran, we heard you're trying to increase your magazine collection, coiµ.pliments of the library. (Don't laugh Pat, we know you tried it, too.)

Fred K. - How's the paternity suit developing? Has a decision been rendered yet?
Janet D. - Did you have to bring ALL the male exotic dancers to Evans after
the show?

Well, that's all we have for this week. We hope you had a nice break and
remember, LIVE IT UP so we have something to write about. We'll be ·seeing
you in the papers.
Love,
Ann&amp;Abby

CC-IRHC

Halloween Party
Saturday, October 29
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"Rock 'n Roll is here to stay, It will never die ... "
Don't believe it? Just take a look around, it's everywhere. It's become a part
of life.
So, not wanting to be left out, The Beacon is presenting it's very own rock 'n ·
roll centerfold. No, it's not a nude photo of MickJagger. What we've done is to
bring together interviews with recording artists and album reviews. With Vic
Ramone in the hospital and Johnny Rotten dead, our contacts in the seemyside of the rock world were unavailable for comment. We did, however, attempt to conduct a phone interview with Pete Townshend but were informed
by the Wilkes switchboard operator that we don't have a Watt's line connection to England.
Yet, despite all the obstacles, we have managed to come·up with :,lbum
reviews by our own Joe M,\mourain. This is our tribute to rock 'n roll.
Long live rock!

The Glass
Onion

by Craig Tomashoff
As the saying goes , old punk bands
never die. Usually, they just end up in
jail on a morals charge . They certainly
would never fade away nor, heaven
forbid, try making records which
might have some commercial appeal.
Red Rockers , therefore, is not your
typical punk band . In the spring of
1982, the band's debut album was released by the tiny San Francisco label,
415 Records. It was a minor sensation
in punk circles. The four-member
band from New Orleans dished out a
sound complete with chord crashing
and socialistic lyrics, naturally provoking comparisons to a more famous
hardcore band from the other side of
the Atlantic -The Clash.
"Yeah, that comparison's one we
don't really care for," explains the
Rockers ' mild mannered vocalist and
guitarist, John Griffith, after a recent
performance. "We' ve had to deal
with it but I don ' t think we'll have to
deal with it anymore ."
"Not since our new album anyway," chimes in James Singletary, the
band's lead guitarist and more talkative spokesman. "People said that
(compared them to The Clash) because of our first album, because of
the format and the fact that we were a
'political' band. But that 's the easy
thing to do, to say ' Oh yeah, these
guys sound like The Clash so I'll write
that down.' We've created more of an
identity for ourselves now, though,
with a new sound."
The new sound he and Griffith are
referring to is the sound that has set
them a notch above their former punk
peers. It's plainly evident on the
band's second album, Good As Gold,
released last spring. The record features a sound that is nowhere near as
harsh as Red Rockers ' first effort. The
politics are more persona'I than internatiqnal this time around, but they're
still leaning left. The record and it's
hit single, "China," are deliberate attempts to refine the group 's music
while keeping the original intentions

in mind . Almost like what The Clash
has done .
Griffith refers to the new Red Rockers sound as " less distorted. " Singleta.ry expands on that, calling the music on Good.A.s Gold" more mature"
and "an extension of the band 's ability. "
''The record really has brought us
some commercial recognition," he
adds with the slightest of Southern
accents. "We were lucky people
picked up on 'China' for what it was
and on the band for what it was . And
really, our background made it even
tougher to get played on the radio because we do come from a punk rock
background."
"China" is a finely crafted, melodic single that spent a brief time
floating around in the pop charts during late spring and early summer. It
was quite a departure from the old
Rockers, a danceable tune which actually let you hear and und erstand the
words. Keeping musical integrity intact while reaching out to the masses
is never easy, but Red Rockers seem to
be doing just that.
A summer tour opening for the B52s, the consummate commercial
band, went over well. That group 's
lightweight fare is quite a contrast to
the brash, introspective style of the
Rockers. And that's precisely what
the band wants .
' ' Actually, that makes for a better
show when you have two very different types of bands, " Griffith says.
" When you have two groups that are
alike , it can get boring."
"We' re much more serious in approach than their crowd wants,'' adds
Singletary. ' 'They come in here to see
the B-52s, who are real light and everything, and we're maybe a little too
serious and intense for them. But
that's the challenge we're into now.
We've made the big step to try and
break out from the little cult scene.
And when we do good , it really feels
rewarding because you've broken
through to somebody who didn't like

you .''
. These days, loads of bands seem to
be breaking through to audiences
which until now never have tolerated
much new music. The success of more
mainstream new groups, from the
Stray Cats to Flock of Seagulls, has
made radio and the record-buying
' public more receptive to different
sounds. Some bands adapted to the
new mood, but only after enduring
all the charges they "sold out."
Those charges have been hurled at
Red Rockers by those still stuck on the
band 's early, rabble-rousing days. But
such complaints haven 't flustered the
group .
" There 's no sense in just trying to
please a handful of people when you
can reach so many others,'' explains
Griffith . "The whole movement we
were in before has changed," adds
Singletary. " People have moved on to
different things. "
Most people in the music business
are quick these days to pluck out M
TY, the 24-hour music video cable
channel, as the main reason for mass ·
acceptance of new bands. Video is
now all the rage, though even Griffith
and Singletary admit that at times
more emphasis will currently be
placed on how a particular song
should look rather than on how it
sounds. Th~t's a trap they seem to
have avoided, though .
' 'MTV has a lot to do with the commercial masses changing over,"
Singletary says. '' A lot of the kids who
used to buy records have grown up.
Now it's the younger kids, watching
M TV and finding out about new
bands who are, buying the records ."
He admits radio has gone along
whole-heartedly with the MTV - in-

duced changes · in music. But at tht
same time, he insists Red Rockers has
not tried to keep the chain going by in_
turn pandering to radio in order to
achieve success.
"Radio is conforming more to us
than we are to it. That surprises me, "
he says.
"It's not really surprising ," co11r _
tends Griffith in a tone of mild disagreement. "Well, it is a little bit but,
when you have the majority of band~,
coming out there and playing new
music , radio really has no choice. "
Red Rockers got together as a ban!
about four years ago in New Orleans,
a place both Griffith and Singletary·
confess they seldom return to any~.
more. Singletary says the city has "a
good musical culture," citing the fact
that the Sex Pistols chose to play therduring that infamous band 's first ,
last, and only, U.S. tour.
It's real metropolitan," he savof his hometown . But the South and
Southeast are generally the last places,
to catch on to things. We got as far ar5,
we could get there before moving to
California and 415 Records .
That label, distributed by the monolithic Columbia Records , basicall)
has only three artists - Red Rockers
Romeo Void, and Translator. Eaclgroup puts out a recbrd and tours ai
different times of the year, enabling
the company to work hard on each
band individually. Griffith and
Singletary credit this approach as one
of the major reasons Red Rockers ha.§
achieved a moderate level of succ~ss.
The band is currently touring ,
mostly as a headlining act, in Europe
and Japan . In the meantime. work is

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by Joseph Mamourian
Well , it looks like the drought is fi nally over. Now that October or
"Rock-tober' is here, a flood of albums will be gushing into record
stores and saturating the airwaves .
The main idea is that people spend
the most money around Christmas, so
the record companies give you the
best selection at this time.
·
"Rock-tober" is an Epic-Asylum
marketing scheme to psyche the market for the barrage of new music. Radio stations pick up on this scheme
because it psyches up their listeners.
" Rock- tober" also falls in the middle
of a rating period and most stations
will do anything to get more listeners.
Meanwhile, the flood continues.
There is a lot of diversity in what's being released right now. What l have

done is take what I think falls into the
category of "campus taste" and evaluate it.
The Romantics - In Heat • • • ·
Back in 1978, there was a movement to get back to the basics. The
over-simplicity of punk rock was just
about out the window, and disco was
clinging tightly to leisure suits on the
way to extinction. The Who was
growing old and the Stones quit taking drugs, and marketing music became as risky as a kerosine heater. If
you didn 't have a name, you didn't
get a name .
Along came the Romantics making
a name for red leather. They had "a
good beat, and you could dance to
it. " Their music had a different
" throng" to it . However, at the time
the Knack was being referred to as
larger than the Beatles, and songs like
"What I Like About You" fell by the
wayside.
Well, its 1983, and The Romantic's
have " grown-up ." In Heat is a cooler,
more thoughtful album . The energy
is still there, although it is not static,
and the leather is gone .
The targeted song off this album is
"Rock You Up." It has a bit Muddy
Waters-like melody with a touch of
Rockabilly (see, they haven't changed
that much). The only way to describe
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as they write songs for it during breaks
from the road . The sound on the record will most likely be in the same
vein as Good As Gold Griffith predicts it will keep the band·s label as
"prettymuchawck 'n ' roll band" intact and will certainly not go in the
direction of the synthesizers so in
vogue right now.
Still, the next album may mark yet
more growth ih the band's lyrical' approach , keeping the polit(cs on the
liberal side but making them more
personally relevant and more posi-

tive. It 's par of Red Rockers' continued drive to show that while punk
music may have its merits, it can also
progress to a higher level.
"Hopefully, the audience will get
som·ething positive out of it because
that's what we' re trying for (on Good
As Gold and the next record),' Singletary explains earnestly. "So many
people can ·say, 'This is bad, that's
bad . Don't do this, don't do that. It's
really hard to be positive without doing it in a certain way to where you
come off real w_impy.''

· subtle and crisp·. Now, the Knack is
wearing the red leather.
Saga-Heads Or Tails • • •
When Worlds Apart was released,
progressive rock enthusiasts rejoiced .
"Now," they thought, "We can have
music we enjoy that everyone else
won't mind listening to."
This album is like the first, it is neither better nor worse. In fact, you
could put Heads Or Tails and Worlds
Apart in the same package as a double
album, because they sound like they
were recorded in the same session. Finally, a band comes along that
achieves consistency. I hope this album puts them over the top .
Look for "The Flyer" to command
a lot of " New Action" (that's chart
movement) in the next three weeks.
Saga has the most raw potential I've
heard in a long time. They' re just a
drummer away.
Genesis - "Genesis" •
· If you were a fan nine years ago
when Trick of the Tail was released,
hearing the new album will put you in
tears. What ever happened to music
that meant something? It's a shame
when true artists such as Banks, Collins and Rutherford become trendy.
The music is mildy sophisticated and
reflects little talent . In fact, I found
this painful ' to listen to . At least
"Duke" had a new energy for its
time .
The targeted single "Mama" fell
off the charts with a loud, painful

thud . There's only so much electric
cymbol and arp buzz a man can take.
Another version of "Puttin' On The
Ritz" would fit in nicely.
Hold on until after Christmas for
this one. It will be another Joe Nardone "Cutout Classic."
The World - debut album * * * *
Ever since Steely Dan appeared a
decade ago, the record industry had
no idea the two-man band would
come into vogue. Back then , they had
to hire studio musicians to fill the
gap . Now, two men can simply overdub and oscillate. Most of the time
this results in a schlocky album .
However, The World has a distinctness. For once a sync pop band has
more to it than a beat. Roy Thomas
Barker, who did a lot of work with
Cheap Trick, produced the album . I
pick ''Take Me To Your Heart'' to be
top 10 before 1984 comes.
The Motels - Little Robbers • • • • •
There 's nothing sleazy about this
motel. This album is the last because ·
the best is always last. This is the best
produced alb.um of 1983.
Every song is different and every
song has a message. Everything has a
purpose, from the eeriness of "Suddenly Last Summer" to the climactic
sledgehammer in "Monday Shutdown ." If this album has a couple of
bullets and gets good chart action by
February 1, it could edge out Synchronicity for album of the year, but
that's a long hard climb.

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by Cheryl Kashuba
Noted American poet Stephen
Dunn read selections from his original works before a crowd of 55 in the
CPA lounge on Th~rsday, October 20 .
He was well received.
Following an introduction by Dr.
Norma Schulman, Dunn began with
his earlier writings, including
"Grey," "Midnight," and "At the
Smithsville Methodist Church," a
poem about his yo},m ger daughter's
experiences at an arts and crafts class
that involved, Dunn said, "not only
arts and crafts."
Dunn's work is considered to evoke
positive feelings. "What he sees,"
critic Richard Hugo remarks, "is a
cause for hope in the human condition where others see only reason for
despair."
Inspiration for most of Dunn 's
work comes not from political, religious, or'social issues , but from people, places, and experiences that are
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where Dunn now lives . He admits a
passion for gambling, which is the
subject of a poem entitled " Atlantic
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Repo_r t
by Scott Seebald
This week's meeting of Commuter
Council discussed the Halloween
Party for this Saturday, November 29.
C.C. decided to have Arc Angel entertain the festivities along with a
long list of snacks.
Suggesting the price of admission ,
vice-president, Nancy Moore '=&gt;aidthat
it will be a dollar for a costume, two
dollars without.
On November 3, there will be a
Blood Donor Day at Wilkes College.
Commuter Council expressed a desire
to see a large number~f commuters to
donate. Prizes through raffle will be
rewarded to donors, one of the least
motivatio~al factors for giving blood.
320 pints has been set as the minimum goal of Wilkes College.
Work still needs to be done for the
Commuter Forum , a mandatory
meeting of all commuters seeking
Spring Semester Parking Permits.
Letters will be sent out next week designating the date and time of this
meeting.
.
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Porter wrote a letter to the gallery saying he understood their position, but
he was obviously hurt by the acts. In the letter, he referred to the vandalism as a
cowardly act of censorship on thd part of the students.
O'Toole said Porter has presented exhibits on college campuses previously,
but this is the first time any of his work has been damaged. She said Porter
decided to do the show this semester after being invited last year by the gallery,
and that they discussed the possibility of vandalism with the large, outside
sculptures. She said, "When you are involved with abstract art you realize the
possibility of something like this happening, but I think Stephen might have
taken it personally.''
O'Toole said all the works will be covered by insurance, but that this is the
first time the gallery has ever had to file a claim. The wooden arch and the iron
sculpture will have to be repaired by Porter and the white pieces will be painted
locally. O'Toole said she is not sure what effect this will have on the insurance
policy, but she said it will definitely have an effect on the gallery' s programming. ''Well for one thing we will never do an outside exhibit again , and that's
too bad because we have perfect areas for them ."
O'Toole said the students who pushed over the white sculpture are believed
to be high school students; but the people who heckled her and her husband ·
were definitely college students. She said two students did stop and offer assistance, but that the majority of passers-by were '' extremely crud people. ''
O'Toole said she always got along with students previously and that she
could not understand the reason for the acts of vandalism and especially for the
- cruelty of the inconsiderate students. She said the acts were probably meant as
fun and not a direct reply to the artist's work. O 'Toole said she hopes if anyone
knows about the people involved with the vandalism, that they will come forv.•ard, and that the administration should get involved in an active investigation .

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Overtime
by Tim Williams

.

Congratulations are in order for the Colonel football team for their 24-12
victory over Juniata College a few weeks ago. After.the game,~ am sure Coach ,
Unsworth and his staff enjoyed shaking hands with the Jumata player who
wished the Colonels luck prior to the game by saying, "Good luck, you are
going to need it."
.
.
Unfortunately this attitude is not resmcted to only opposmg teams; many
people on campus feel the same way. All th~ough the fi.rst four games of ~he
season, you couldn't walk across campus without heanng someone makmg
derogatory statements ab~ut statements a~out the foo~all team. Some poor
misguided souls insist that the only soluuon to the problem would be the
elimination of the football team.
The football schedule consists of at least three Division III three powers; that
is one-third of all the team's contest. it would be difficult to schedule a more
rigorous list of opponents. Also, the Wilkes team consists !~rgely of_f~eshme~,
and consequently, rhey are quite small compared to theu opposm~n. This
season marks the first that Unsworth was able to have freshmen on his roster.
Most students don't realize this. It would be nearly impossible for any new
coach to turn a program around in only a matter of one ~r two years.
These things are not excuses; they are facts. I am sure it took more than on~
or two years for Coach Reese to build a winning wrestling program. Phil
Wingert and his booters have experienced unusual _early succes_s - but let there
be no mistake, they have been extremely lucky. When one thmks of the number of freshmen on the football roster and the recruits for years to come, the
future actually looks promising.
. .
.
Then there are some people who believe that Wilkes College could save·
money by dropping the football progr~m a~ th~y did with th_e lacrosse team and
some of the educational aspects of the mst1tut1on. The fact is that these people
couldn't be more wrong. Many players choose Wilkes because it has a football
program. If this was dropped, there would undoubtably be a_nu~ber of transfers, which would certainly not help the college enrollment s1tuauon.
The Colonel football team consists of approximately 50 students. In dollars
and cents that works out to around $400,000. I hardly believe that the football
team's to~al operating expenses and budget exceed this amount. An additional
few dollars come as a result of ticket and program .sales. Also, the Letterwo- ·
mens' Club reaps a small profit from the concession stand.
Perhaps the saddest aspect of the entire issue is the fact that these players go
through the hell of summer workouts, the embarrassment of total annihilation
by some teams, and worst of all, ridicule by fello':" students .- : for ~h~t? They
do it for themselves, the student body, the alumm, the admmistrauon and the
faculty. It is no easy task to get back on the horse after it throws you repeatedly
(especially by back to back 59-0 losses) .
.
It takes a lot of heart and soul to do what these players are domg. However,
more than the, it is going to take time for the team _to improve._The efforts of
Unsworth and his men cannot and should not be measured m dollars and
cents· too much time dedication and human effort are involved. The studentathle~e gives too much of himself to be dis~llowed t?e oppo~tunity to continue
what he enjoys - playing football. All thmgs considered, it would be a grave
mistake to eliminate the football program.

Colonels Devoured
By Lions
by Charlie Yozwiak
The Wilkes College football team,
'looking for its second straight win of
the season, lost to a tough Albright
College squad 25-3, at Ralston Field
on Saturday.
The Colonel's offensive unit, facing an Albright defense stouter than
Stonewall Jackson at Bull Run, only
got on the scoreboard once. Jo Jo
Mantione booted a 29-yard field goal
to cap a ten-play, 78-yard , scoring
drive in the third quarter.
In the first half, both defensive
units dominated play, with the only
score coming on an Albright safety,
when Wilkes running back Tim Frateschi was downed in the end zone.
The Colonels, who were held to
only 138 yards in total offense, were
plagued with poor field position
throughout the first half. The Lions
were on top, 2-0 at halftime.
Albright's defense, ranked second
in the Middle Atlantic Conference,
stood like a brick wall against the
Colonel's rushing effort, forcing
Wilkes to -3 7 yards. The Lions also
intercepted two passes, one of which
was returned for 36 yards to the Colonels 3 yard-line to set up the first
touchdown of the day.
A few plays later, the Lions scored
on a one-yard keeper play. The Lions
went on the scoreboard again later on
in t_he third quarter, scoring on a nineyard bootleg play by quarterbackJim
Kirkpatrick.
Albright added on nine more
·points in the fourth quarter to give
them a convincing 25-3 lead . The Lions am'.l.ssed 329 yards in total of-

fense, with 227 in rushing.
The Colonel defense, led by linebackers Scott Bruggeworth and Rich
Murray, and defensive end Bernie Kusakavitch, held the Lions to 113 yards
in the first half. Defensive back Ed
Kenelly and blitzing safety Sam Gra'ziano also helped in denying the Albright offense any points in the first
half.
The Colonel's offensive unit was
led by wide receiver Ed Mann ~nd
Quarterback Randy Rice. Mann had
nine receptions on the day for 57
yards. Rice went 14 for 33 in the air,
covering 166 of the total passing
yards.
The Wilkes offensive line, which
literally cohtrolled the line of scrimmage during last week's convincing
24-12 victory over Juniata College,
failed to establish a solid rushing
game against Albright. Rice was under pressure most of the day, with the
Lion defense recording a number of
sacks.
.
The Colonels were also without the
services of freshmen Bill Buoni and
Brad Scraborough. Buoni, who
rushed for 60 yards and a touchdown
against Juniata, suffered a knee injury
and will be out for the rest of the season. Sfarborough, a quarterback, will
also not oe playing anymore this year.
He sustained a broken clavicle when
he was sacked in the Moravian contest
two weeks ago.
The Colonels, under the direction
of head coach Bi11 Unsworth, will be
on the road this week when they take
on a tough Widener University squad
on Saturday.

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Saturday, October 29 at 2
Sunday, October 30 at 7 :30
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Sophomore

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Randy Rice looks for a receiver while under

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VOL. XXXVI
No.4
October 28, 1983

Hooters Edged
By Fighting Irish
by Tim Williams
The -Fighting Irish travelled from
Indiana this weekend to play Wilkes
and other east coast colleges as part of
a nine day east coast swing. The Irish
got more than they bargained for as
the Colonels rose to the occasion in a
hard-fought 1-0 loss at the hands of
the guests.
.,.
The first ten minutes of the game
showed Wilkes playing up to par with
the division I Irish. The remainder of
the match was dominated by Notre
Dame as the Colonels were forced to
play constant defense.
Early in the first half Wilkes had an
opportunity to tally but were unable
to capitalize. As a ball was crossed
into the Irish goalmouth the goalkeeper could not hold onto the ball as
it dropped to the ground; no Wilkes
player was able to get a foot on the
ball and the keeper recovered .
After a scoreless first half the game
continued in much the same manner

in the second half with the Colonels
backed against a wall. Freshman goal. keeper Don Shaw , making only his
third start, continually was called
upon to mak .: key saves to-keep the
Colonels in the game .
The game-winning goal was scored
by Rich Herdegen, a junior forward
from London, England, with only
nine minutes remaining in the game.
Freshmen· Roy Delay, Mark Tobino, Bob Stoffel, Gary Klopchin,
and junior Tim Williams played well
defensively as Shaw had a fantastic
game. Shaw has been the back-up until starter Bill Hankins hyperextended his elbow three games ago . .
The Colonels were outshot 28 to 5
and Shaw was called upon to make 15
saves as compared to Ir'ish's eight.
"Our defense played a great
game," commented Coach Wingert.
·'I'm glad we had the opportunity to
play Notre Dame. It gave us the opportunity to promote our program

Freshman midfielder Frank \ \! , ·1zor tries to clear the ball from dange, ,"
second half action this past Sunday.

and it will aid us in recruiting high
school seniors."
This marks the second match with a
division I foe for the Wilkes hooters.
They fared well on both occasions .
The Colonds dropped to 6-6-2

while the Irish upped their record to
15-4. Wilkes visits East Stroudsburg
(div. II) on Saturday October 29 to
avenge last years 4-0 loss. Game time
is 10:00 a.m.

Colonels Win, Lose And Draw
by Tim Williams
Phil Wingert and his hooters travelled to Virginia Tech University during"Fall break to participate in the annual
Hokie
Classic
Soccer
Tournament. The tourney featured
the host, Virginia Tech, Radford University and Longwood University
(both Div. II).
Wilkes' first match against Tech determined who they would play the
second day of the tournament. If the
Colonels won they would play the victor of the Longwood-Radnor match
for the championship. Otherwise
they would play the loser for third and
fourth place.
· Each team had their chances in the
first half with the Colonels outplaying
their division I foes at times. Thirtyone minutes into the game the Colonels managed to break the ice on a
Mike Molloy goal.
A Hokie defender tripped a Colonel forward just outside the penalty
area. As the Tech defense set up a wall -..
Molloy managed to catch t~1e goal keeper ::iff guard with a bollistic to the
upper right hand corner of the net .

Therewere no additional goals in
the first half as the Colonels managed
to keep up with the better skilled Tech
team.
The second half belonged to the
Hokies as they pushed everybody forward in hopes of equalizing . Just as it
looked like the Colonels would escape
with a 1-0 victory, tragedy struck.
With just a little more than a minute left in the match a Tech forward
chipped a ball over the onrushing
freshman goalkeeper Bill Hanksin to
knot the score at 1-1. This required
the playing of two ten minute overtimes which were dominated by Virginia Tech.
Neither team was able to score in
the overtime so the match ended in a
tie. Since one team had to advance to
the championship game a penalty
kick shootout was required.
Both teams converted their first
three of five kicks. The· Colonels
fourth shot went wide while Tech
made theirs . If Wilkes was to miss
rheir fifth attempt they would be destined for the consolation game , but if ,
rhey convefred there would still be a

chance for the championship match .
The Tech goalkeeper lunched to his
left to save the Colonel shot thereby
sending Tech into the final. Even
though the hokies were victorious in
the end the match is recorded as a tie
for both teams, thereby putting the
Colonels at 5-4-2.
The Colonels second and last game
of the tournament proved to be a total
disaster as they lost by a score of 7-0 .
Wilkes was plagued by injuries, exhaustion, and bad play in the consolation match.
''The effort was tremendous in the
Tech game , but there is no way we
should have gotten blown-out by anybody 7-0." Wingert added , "We
gave up one-third ·of our total season
goals against in that Radford match .''
WC 3 Albright 1
The Colonels managed to put all
the loose ends together to defeat
MAC rival Albright College by a score
of 3-1. Three Wilkes players tallied
their first goals for the 198 3 season.
At the 13:54 minute mark freshman Matt Wasel opened the scoring
when sophomore Greg Trapani

crossed the ball from the right side to
the anticipa,ting Wasel who knocked
the ball home by beating the Albrigh r
keeper to the right side.
Nine minutes later freshman Frank
Wanzor capitalized on a loose ball in
the opponents penalty area and put
the Colonels ahead 2-0. With two
minutes remaining in the first half,
Trapani scored an insurance goal on
an .assist from Junior Tim Williams .
The score remainded 3-0 at halftime a~d through most of the second
half. At the 88: 12 minute mark an
Albright midfielder prevented a shutout by chipping the ball over goalkeeper Don Shaw.
.
The Colonels dominated the statistics with 25 shots to Alb~ights 12.
Shaw was called upon to make six save
as compared to his counterpart's 13.
This match put Wilkes at 3-2 in the
MAC and 6-5-2 overall. The Colonels
are , in all probability, out of contention for an MAC playoff berth, but
this season marks the best conference
finish in years.

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                    <text>Vol. XXXVI
No.)
November 4 , 1983
Wilkes College:
Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766

Wilkes Wangles Waller
by Sean P. Connolly
Wilkes College, which owns half of
Waller Hall , purchased the second
half of the building on October 28 .
The college will keep the entire building for its use, according to President
Robert Capia.
Waller Hall, which is two doors
from the CPA on West River Street,
was divided into a female dormitory
and a residence for the late Mrs . Francis Waller. Mrs. Waller died in August
of 1983, and her property was put up
for sale by her estate.
On October 14, the executive committee of the Board of Trustees decided to purchase the second half of
the building. Capin said the main
reason for purchasing the property is
that it shares common ground with
other Wilkes properties and is important for co!lege control of the area .
Capin added, "It will give us a much
more attractive package with our fa-

cilities."
Capin said the dormitory, which
houses 19 females, will continue to be
used as a dormitory, but at this time,
the second half of the building will
not be converted into student residence. Capin said the school does not
need extra dorm space and that converting the property would be too
much trouble .
Mrs. Waller was the widow of Charles Waller, who was a prominent attorney in the Wyoming Valley. Mr.
Waller was also the chairman of the
Wilkes College Board of Trustees .
"It was in the bes~ interest of the
college to purchase the property, an d
by owning the entire building, it will
make the building more ·sc!l-able'if
the college decides to sell it in the fu.
ture," said Capin.
Capin said Wilkes is always open to
the possibility of purchasing other
properties within its area.

The purchase of this half of Waller Hall is currently being negotiated by the
college.
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Alumnus Key To Information
During Grenada Blackout

Mark Barettella

Following the initial invasion of
Grenada, one of the only sources of
information about U.S. military
action was a Wilkes College alumnus
enrolled at Medical School on that
Caribbean Island .
Mark Barettella, a member of the
class of 1982 used his ham radio· to
contact the major networks and news
services wh&lt;;n these agencies were not
allowed to send correspondents to the
island.
Barettella, a native of Ridgefield,
New Jersey, graduated from Wilkes
two years ago with a degree in biology,
and was accepted at St. Georges Medical school in Grenada .
Until U.S. Marines liberated the
entire island , American reporters
were forbidden to enter. Barettella
managed to control networks with his

radio set and gave reports on the military activities . These reports were
aired for several nights on each of the
major networks 'special programs and
updates:
When the school was liberated,
American citizens were given the option of returning to the U.S. or staying on the island. While a few stayed,
Barettella was in the mijority that decided to come home .
There is presently discussion perhaps moving the medical school to
the U .S.; however, Barettella plans to
return to the island if the school remains there.
While the government ·which was
overthrown approximately two weeks
ago was marxist , Barettella had no
problems with the old regime.

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GRENADA: RETUrtN OF
THE BIG STICK'?

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Phi Alpha Theta,
the Wilkes College
chaoter of the national history honor
societ y will hold a
discussion of the U.S.
involvement in Grenada
on Tues . Novo8 at
7 :30pm at Annette
Evans Alumni Houseo

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.Editorial
Something really scared me this Halloween. It wasn't the usual costumed
ghoul jumping out from behind a shrub, or even my own reflection in the
mirror first thing in the morning.
This year, it was a group of guys at the annual Halloween party at the gym
that made my face blanche and my stomach twist into a knot that slowly rose to
my throat.
Yeah, that's right, just a small group of guys being themselves and managing to cause an incident that rivals West Side Story as far as stupid, unnecessary
injury goes. It amazes me that four or five people can sour what was a perfectly
good evening for a large part of the campus.
This is hardly the first time such an incident has occurred; it's hardly the-first
time this year the same group has created problems. Their ringleader has a
history of immature, violent actions on this campus , and this year alone managed to ruin several other parties because of his senseless, neanderthal behav10r.
Since I'm sure everyone on campus knows what I'm referring to, I'll skip the
gorey, yet entertaining details of what occurred when campus security tried to
eject said party from the gym at the first sign of trouble (if you don 't know the
whole story, ask a friend), and get right to what scared me about the rumble
that ensued :
1. It's scary that so.u:iething had not already been done ab·out the behavior of
someone who has acted like a spoiled grade-school bully since his arrival
at Wilkes. My sophomore year, I had the pleasure of watching this guy
spatter someone's blood all over the wall and couch of my old dorm for no
special reason.
Are the students at Wilkes to assume this is accepted party behavior or
will something finally be done? Removing this menace from the dorms is
the very least action that should be taken.
2. It scares me that such a maniac could find a group of guys willing to
mindlessly follow him through a continuing series of showdowns with
authoritr- Do tr "" SFe hirn :\S -~Orne sort of non-conformist messiah?

- Slap me (oops, that's probably the wrong phraseology to use in this
particular editorial) if I'm wrong, but I thought we were at college to
develop our individuality, to shape our own thoughts, to learn how to
reason out our problems. These guys don't belong at college; they belong
in the armed forces.
3. ltscares me that the hired Student Center Security could find no other
way to prevent violence than with violence . I realize this was probably the
last resort, and I don't kno-w the exact details of the fight that took place,
but from all accounts, it sounds like excessive force was used in ending the
battle.
- Perhaps students shouldn't be given the responsibility of keeping
order at school functions. While I'm sure they are capable in most situations , they are, after all , students prone to the same weaknesses and flareups as the rest of us.
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4. It scares me that I was as happy as everyone else on this campus to find out
that someone had finally given this semi-adult delinquent the thrashing
d served. It was not until I sat down to write this article that I really
though about all the implications of the entire incident. Will this matter
spark a series of revenge-motivated attacks ?
5. It 's always scary when something like this happens at Wilkes. It gives
school activities a bad name ; one small group could easily destroy everyone's fun . If incidents such as this continue, we may end up with even
fewer social activities.
6. It scares me to be reminded that humans are merely animals with supposedly higher intelligence.
Face it , as scary as it sounds , Wilkes is merely a microcosm of the "Real
World .'' It is here that we sho1;1ld be learning that you can 't just attack people
that look at you the wrong way, that those chosen to keep the peace have no
right to act as the judge , jury, and executioner, and that violence merely begets
violence.

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I finally figured out why the girls
on tne upper floors of Miner Hall
don' t have boyfriends . Did you ever
try to climb all those stairs? I guess the
guys at Wilkes have more sense than I
thought. When you climb past
mountain goats, snow covered peaks,
God, It 's a little far to go fot a girl.
The thing that bothered me the most
was the way the Emergency Alert
Team of Wilkes hangs out at the bottom of the stairs, waiting for victims
to come tumbling down . They must
need people . to work on and good
heart attack patients are hard to find .
Tell me that Jeanie and Paul didn't set
that one up to discourage primitive
mating behavior.
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class?; Code name SIBOP.
While you' re in class did you ever
notice people wearing shirts that are
too short? If you have, you know that
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of tht:ir pants are buckled out . All you
have to do for hours of fun is wad up
little bits of paper and shoot baskets .
Keep score , shoot with different
hands, challenge the kid across the
aisle, before you know it , class is over.
Time flies when you're having fun!
The teachers are staging a rebellion! That's right and it's against the
students that come to class casuallydressed. How are they doing this? Let
me tell you of a few cases I've seen.
Professor X - Black double knit
pants, a dark green silk shirt, rejected
from 1970, and of course a red and
gold tie. Sorry girls, he's already married. You know as well as I do, a stylishly dressed man doesn't stay unmarried for long.
Professor Y: A tasteful plaid blouse
starts off, the colla:r is up but the shirt
is buttoned all the way to the neck. A
wide plastic belt sets off the wild colors of the shirt. A skirt, pleated, made

of that fake blue jean macenal. That' s
righr , the material that the Salvation
Army won't take clothe.s made
of
. Of course the skirt is
wrinkled, static has it clinging to her
pantyhose, and black shoes round out
the outfit . Luckily she is available ,
anyone interested send me a picture _
I'll see what I can do .
The golden Coal Shaft this week
goes to the Wilkes Security. As you all
know by now. somebody ripped off
the Bookstore. Logically the first person to discover tht break-in called security. The only problem was that security forgot to show up for awhile
(approx. r. 5 hrs.) It must be more
important to put parking tickets on illegally parked cars. Not to forget last
week's episode with the art work over
at Stark. You'd think after the vandals
got away with it they'd be back. lt was
fun ,they'd have to try it again .
Everybody out there remember

these people are trained professionals ; they know what they' re doing.
It's true, they didn ' t catch the people
that were shooting offbottlerockets in
Warner House. But, they let them do
it two nights in a row. And they did ,
after the rockets set off the fire alarms,
get those alarms reset faster than I've
ever seen .
We can't blame them totally, you
have to understand that their pay
does come from the college. It's not
like they're suppose to protect the
students, too.
Congratulations Security Dept.,
keep up the good work, I haven't seen
an illegally parked car in weeks.
Next week: You'll meet the best
"date on campus. We'll find out where
the chef really learned to cook . Also,
an interview with the guy from Wilkes
that's appearing in December',, issue
of Playgirl. 'Til then keep those box
tops coming in! Part/c.i"I },_. u

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by Stephen K. Urbanski andJamesJ. Haggerty,Jr.

On the morning of October 25, 1983, American marines,
as part of a multi-national force, invaded the independent
nation of Grenada. Immediately, questions were asked as to.
what could prompt such an aggression, and what are the
future ramifications of this action. Before discussing the
action itself or the future of Grenada, it is important to look
back at the events that led to the invasion .
In 1979, Maurice Bishop, a lawyer with Marxists beliefs,
overthrew the freely elected government of Grenada in a
bloodless coup. Being a Marxist, Bishop sought the aid of
the "Papa Bear of the Western Hemisphere," Fidel Castro.
Castro began to assist Bishop in many ways, including the
building of a 10,000 foot airstrip . Bishop claimed this airport was being built to help the tourist trade' on Grenada.
American intelligence gave us a different picture. It seems
that the airport being built by Bishop and Castro would be
all too convenient for military aircraft, including Sovietbuilt long range bombers. Also, the Cuban workers helping
to build the airport were military reserves.
On Onnt_er 12 of this year, a small groul) of rebellious
miltia leaders overthrew the Bishop government, and
placed Bishop under house arrest. It became evident that
this new group of revolutionaries was even more militant
than Bishop, when a few days after the coup, Bishop and
several members of his cabinet were executed and a 24 hour
shoot-to-kill curfew was imposed on the island. Now, the
militant force had completed its short term objectives; to
seize power and to eliminate their formal opposition.
The other independent states in the ar,ea feared for their
safety since the army which Bishop left behind was larger
than the-armies of all of the other states in the area, combined . With this, the independent states called upon the
United States for assistance.
The United States had even more at stake than Grenada
becoming a pit of Communist influence . Over 800 American citizens were attending medical school in Grenada. Taking all of this into consideration, Ptesident Reagan, with the
advice of the joint chiefs decided that an invasion of the
island in order to restore a democratic form of government
was our only alternative.
Well, the intelligence reports turned out to be correct,
although there were a few surprises. Since the invasion on
October 25, United States Marines have uncovered warehouses of military equipment, including weapons in boxes
marked "economic aid ." There is no doubt that the Cubans were ready to set up a base of operations in Grenada
and that the invasion by the multi-national force was an
appropriate action.
When order is finally restored in Grenada, the people
will be able to elect a government without the influence of
Cuba or the Soviet Union. If the invasion had not taken
place, the people of Grenada would have had to suffer
through some very rough times. The invasion has guaranteed at least a chance at building a stable and peaceful government for the future of Grenada.
General Douglas MacArthur once said that failure in foreign policy can be explained by two words; "too late ." We
are happy to say that because of President Reagan's resoluteness and swiftness of action, we were not !'too late" to
save the people of Grenada from communist domination .
Any comments or criticisms arr:: welcome. Please write to
usat The Beacon.

Proper Perspective
by Chuck Denis

For many years the threat of war is a
subject which has been coming up
again and again.
Each of us has his or her own feelings about war and those feelings are
often shown in the form of an ethical
or moral standpoint - Is war right or
wrong?
In my eyes the question is very different. The question should read:
Why must the United States always
be in the forefront in provoking war?
Why must we "lovers of peace" always be so violent in our attempts to ·
keep peace?
Through moclern history the
United States has maintained its position of wanting nothing but pea'Ce .
Yet , also throughout modern history,
the U.S . has seemed destined to be
involved in militaristic peace-keeping
missions. This has happened in Korea, Vietnam, Chile, and many other
small nations. Vietnam and Chile are
two examples of how communist revolutions (with popular local support)
were delayed, or putdown, by the
presence of U.S . military forces.
Do we, as a great world power, have
the right to try to force our views on a
country which already seems to have
made its decision? Just because another world power may have done this
does that mean that we must follow in
suit? I thtak not! Even if you are the

most powerful country on earth, two
wrongs do not make a right, and, for a
country that is supposed to represent
freedom of choice and the rights of all
people, these actions are obviously
wrong.
How can people believe that violence, or the threat of violence, will
bring peace? Violence only brings
about more violence . To continue in
this manner over prolonged periods
of time will produce a violent and
hateful people; doomed to destruction .
The only way to actually· achieve
peace, whether it be local or world
wide, is for someone to be brave
enough not.to fight!
It is-peace that brings about peace .
Economic support, open trade, bargaining in good faith, and other such
actions are examples of how, this can
be carried out. Curiously, the United
States has been guilty at one time or
another of not performing these civil
duties (we, the so-called ''protectors
of freedom") .
Throughout history men have felt
that the way to peace is through the
build-up of military strength. Either I
am so blinded by my hatred of violence that I cannot understand this
point of view, or, those who believe it,
are so blinded by their love of violence
that they cannot perceive anything
else.

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Real News
by Thomas J. Monsell
U.S . Troops in Grenada Exceed 6,000

The pentagon announced last Friday that more than 6000 U.S. troops are
participating in the invasion of Grenada. This total is more than double what
was previously recorded.
Over 1000 marines were to be withdrawn but more than 5000 U.S . troops
must remain on the Caribbean island to track down and "neutralize" Cubans
still at large, according to Admiral Wesley L. McDonald , the Atlantic
commander-in-chief who is running the military operation.
Northwest Jolted by Earthquake

A major earthquake shook eight Northwestern states last week and killed
two Idaho childre~, the first deaths from a U.S. earthquake in 12 years.
The quake dislodged the front stone wall of a building in Challis Idaho,
crushing Tara Leaton, 7, and Travis Franck, 6, as they walked to school.'
James Watt to Work for the Heritage Foundation

Secretary of the Interior James G. Watt, whose revival-style speeches condemning liberals and environmentalists made him a favorite of ultra-

conservatives, will go to work for the conservative Heritage Foundation when
he leaves his cabinet post next month, said officials of the foundation.
Watt will be the latest of several departed Reagan administration appointees
to go to work for the Heritage Foundation.
Senate Votes to Study Agent Orange

The Senate approved a $400 million spending bill that includes funds for a
medical study of Vietnam veterans exposed to the defoliant Agent Orange.
The study is to determ ine whether Vietnam veterans who might have been
exposed to the chemical are at a greater risk for health affects than veterans who
did not serve in Vietnam .
Israelis Find Ancient Altar

A stone altar 30 centuries old has been unearthed on a West Bank mountain'
where the Bible says the prophet Joshua built his altar after leading the children oflsrael into the promised land .
.
If the·altar is proven to be that ofJoshua it would lend support to those who
argue the literal nature of the scriptures rather than their allegorical value.

Nuclear 'War Seminar
by Sean P. Connolly
Nuclear war, from a medical perspective, is not a political
issue but a serious health issue which presents a large
amount of practical problems , so stated the President of the
New York City Chapter of Physicians for Social Responsibility.
On October-31, Dr. Jonathon Lorch, assistant professor of
Nephrology at St. Lukes's-Roosevelt Hospital Center in
New York City and faculty member at Columbia University,
presented a lecture titled , "The Medical Implications of
Nuclear War" at the Center for the Performing Arts.
In his lecture, Lorch explained the process of human annihilation during a nuclear explosion. Lorch used the hypothetical situation of dropping a 20 megaton bomb on the
city of Wilkes-Barre as an example. At ignition , a flash
would appear that could be visable from another gala,xy.
The heat generated from the blast wsmld be between 10 to
20 million degrees centigrade, and most of the people between Wilkes-Barre and Scranton would be vaporized in 11
seconds.
Lorch said people as far away as Hazleton would suffer
third degree burns from the flash and that within 100 seconds of the blast, 70% of the popi.,lation from Wilkes-Barre
to Carbondale would die and 10% would be injured.
In the aftermath of a nuclear explosion , the medical
problems that would demand immediate attention would
overwhelm the medical community, reported Lorch: "Io
New York City, after you consider all the physicians who
would die, it is estimated that there would be 5000 doctors
to 4 million patients. The problem is that even if the doctors
are willing to return to a highly radioactive city, there would
be no hospitals standing.''
Lorch explained that there are two types of radiation that
effect survivors of a nuclear explosion . The first type is acute
radiation which is susceptible to humans from one day to a
month after the explosion, and the second type is chronic
radiation that is prevalent from one month until 45 years
after the explosion.
Again using Wilkes-Barre as the example of nuclear attack , Lorch said that people as far as 'Boston would suffer
from acute radiation , that causes such ailments as bleeding
from all orifices of the body and a loss in white blood cells
that are used in our immune system .

Currently, major medical centers can treat up to 5 victims
of acute radiation. During and after a nuclear blast, these
centers would be faced with over 100 thousand sufferers.
One of the largest medical considerations after an explosion would be infectious disease, according to Lorch . "The
environment for infectious disease would be perfect. Disease would spread with the help of the corpses and rats and
insects would thrive," he stated.
Lorch quoted a civil defense manual in dealing with the
fantastic sum of dead bodies that would accumulate in the
cities, "Begin to look for new habitation sites and let the
dead sleep in their memorial . ''
It is estimated that there is 50,000 nuclear weapons presently in the world, and three to four new explosives are created daily. In a war, if 7000 megatons were used in a nuclear
strike, it would be equivilent to 550 bombs of the strength
of the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima in 194 5.
Humans are clearly living in jeopardy, said Lorch, and
civil defense only perpetuates the illusion of surviving a nuclear war. Lorch commented on current governmental proposals of civil defense and some of their obvious absurdities:
"The crisis relocation plan for the New York City area is to
move 9 million people in three days to the Catskills, but the
Russians will have to wait three days before attacking.' '
Lorch commented that the ecological tragedy that would
occur after a nuclear explosion will destroy the life chain of
the Earth. The ozone layer, which is a layer in the atmosphere that absorbs ultra-violet rays from the sun, will lose
60% of its composition in the northern hemisphere and
70% in the southern hemisphere, added Lorch. The rays
from the sun will kilJ unprotected animal life, and "The
cockroaches will inhabit the Earth," he said.
Because neither side of the superpowers are willing to
lose, the era of having a war is over, commented Lorch. He
suggested that through awareness action, and creativity the
citizens of the United States could help put a stop to its
countries insistance in building nuclear weapons. He said,
"Don't pay your taxes . Reagan doesn't have enough
money; not even Casper Weinberger and his friends can afford to build these weapons ."
He said that Americans have a unique opportunity because we can make a difference in the people we elect to
office.

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Insight Provided.By Mock Rape Trial
by Karen Cassidy
The Victims Resource Center ofWilkes-Barre presented
its fifth annual mock trial,
October 25, at the Luzerne
County Courthouse.
The mock trial involved the
Honorable
Chester.
B.
Muroski, who served as the
presiding judge. _Prosecuting
attorney was Robert Gillespie, Luzerne County District
Attorney. Defense attorney
was Luzerne County Assistant
Public
Defender
John
Thomas. The victim was
played by Ms. Beverly Stavish
and the defendant was Mr.
Dave Jenkins.
The trial followed the outline of a realistic trial situation by tracing the prosecu-

Kinney's
Kids
Win
Again

tion process from jury
selection, through opening
statements for defense and
prosecution, victim's and defendant's testimony, closing
arguments, deliberation · of
the jury, and the jury's verdict.
The mock trial began when
actress Beverly Stanish accused actor Dave Jenkins of
raping her by forcable convulsion and threat. She claimed
he pushed her onto the bed
_with a knife at her throat and
forced her to have sexual intercourse. He entered her
:1p.1rtment by slitting open a
window screen. A third
charge of burglary was listed.
However,
according
to
Jenkins, Stavish suggested

Jenkins visit her that evening. the District Attorney 's office,
He said she suggested going local police departments,
into the bedroom to get more medical personnel, and Viccomfortable, and that he did tims' Resource Center.
not force himself upon her.
The Victims Resource CenAfter cross-examinations ter ~s a comprehensive service
hv both ,prosecuting attorney ,.,rganization for rape and sexand d~fending attorney and ual abuse victims that began
LJosing arguments, the jury in May, 1974. V.C.R. is a nonproclaimed Jenkins guilty .t ~ profit, volunteer corporation
charged of rape by convulsion, rape by threat, and bur- developed because of the rapidly increasing rate of sexual
glary.
assaults
in this area.
According to Ms. Jane MaTheir
purpose is to help
her and Mr. Paul Kanner, covictims
of
sexual assaults,
chairpersons of the mock
trial, it is hoped that through
their families , and friends
the trial, the public becomes
through the ordeals they have
aware of the cooperative supco face after an assault,
port network available to sex''Through the mock trial,
ual assault victims through
we also try to present a realisthe Luzerne County Courts,
tic view of the rape process,''

The debate union of Wilkes College continued its winning season
with it's recent victory at the annual
'' Autumn Leaf'' individual events
tournament, hosted and sponsored
by Clarion State University of Penn:
sylvania.
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Twelve schools from four different
states gathered on the Western Pa.
c.ampus for two days of stiff competition. Wilkes continued it's record by
winning five trophies. Members of
"Kinney's Kids" won the recognition
of being the fourth best overall school
in the competition.

In addition, in the individual public speaking events the following
awards were won. Walter Schonefeld,
the defending winner from last year,
once again was awarded the first place
trophy in Extemporaneous Speaking.
Ms. Donna O'Toole continued her
own winning record by placing 3rd in
the very competitive area of Informative Speaking. She capped her awards
by winning the first place trophy in
i111pr0m_ptu Discourse, which marks
the· second year in a row that a mem- ,
ber of the Wilkes unit has won this
competition.

stated Ms. Maher.
V.C.R., formerly Women
Organized Against Rape , is a
United Way Agency providing a 24 hour hotline, 8230 76 5 , a referral system for clients in need of additional
counseling services, accompaniment to the police station
and court, victim support
groups, and the presence of a
trained sexual assault counselor in the hospital emergency room.

Annette Winski giving a very different type of Persuasive Oratory advanced to the final round and was
awarded the 4th place trophy for her
rhetorical skills.
New comer to the team, Dan Duttinger, was recognized by the tournament officials as the top novice Persuasive Speaker at the tournament
and was awarded a certificate of excellence.
The Clarion tournament victories
rai~es the number of honors, awards,
and trophies won by the debate union
this year to fourteen.
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Big Brothers/ Big Sisters are "Friends Forever,,

The Big Brothers/Big Sisters organization held their a~nual Halloween
party on Sunday, October 30, in the Student Center. Approximately 30 people
attended the event.

by Donna Nitka
Looking for something to do with
your spare time? Want something
that is interesting, challenging, enjoyable and, at the same time, worth- .
while? ·sound too good to _be true?
Why not look into the Big Brothers/
Big Sisters organization? There's a
chapter here on the Wilkes ' campus
and they are currently seeking new
members.
The Big Brothers/Big Sisters organization brings together kids, little
brothers and sisters, seeking adult
guidance and companionship with
adults who are willing to spend a few
hours each week with them. Mose of
c4e children involved in the program
~ome from problem homes and/ or
from economically disadvantaged
backgrounds.
Jim Volpi, vice-president of the or:
gani1.1tion, stated that the purpose of
che organization is to bring exposure

to the Big Brother program of the
Catholic Social Services. He went on
to say that prospective big brothers
and sisters must go through an orientation- progra_m before they're
matched with a little brother or sister.
Being a big brother carries with it the
obligation of spending at least four
hours per week with your little
brother. The obligation is set for a one
year period.
The campus organization sponsors
many activities for its members . Their
annual Halloween party was held on
October 30, with 25-30 people in attendance . They also hold a Christmas
dinner in the cafeteria and a picnic in
the spring . Their main fundraiser is
their annual talent show which will be
held in February. The proceeds from
the show go toward paying for little
brothers' and sisters' meals in the cafetena .

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.SCB Is More MTV
by Karen Cassidy
The Student Center Board sponsors a majority of social activities on campus
throughout the school year.
.
The SCB meets every Thursday at 11: 30 on the second floor of the Student
Center in the widescreen T. V room to discuss and plan social activities and
events such as trips, parties, and widescreen T. V viewings.
The Student Center Board or SCB, has an executive council comprised of
Cress Shallers, director; Kathy Hyde, personnel director; Karen Cassidy, social
director; Naomi Harris secretary; and Jackie Pauly, publicity. Ralph Pringle ,
MarkJohnson, PJ1il Abramson, Beth Cortez, TomJamicky,Jill ~anLoan, and
J oe Williams are members of the Board. Dean Hoover acts as advisor.
The Cavern, located in the basement on the Student Center, is run by the
SCB. Playing video games, such as Star Wars, Centipede, Baby Pac-Man, and
Dig Dug to name a few, is m_ade possible by SCB . They have also furnished a
Fussball , a pool table, dart boards, ping pong tables, and the equipment to
play these games. A stereo system, usually playing MTV, along with tables and
chairs, are placed in the cavern to promote a social atmosphere. Visit the cavern '
weekdays from 9 am to 11 pm and weekends from 12 pm to 11 pm, with the
snack bar open Sunda,'S from 6 pm to 11 pm.
Also located in the Student Center is the Mitsubishi Widescreen Television.
This television was purchased last year. The SCB encourages all students to use
the color television. Bringing two IDs to the cavern worker allows anyone to
watch it. The T. V is hooked into cable and receives MTV HBO will be installed
shortly. They are also showing ~r Games, Diner, True Confessions, and Who's
Life Is It Anyway? on the widescreen throughout the school year. The dates and
times will be publicized a week or so before the free showings.
The Student Center parties are organized by the SCB and other organizations, with the building, stereo equipment, and DJs being supplied by the
SCB. Any organization on campus may sponsor· a party simply by contacting
the social director, Karen Cassidy. Free food and drink is always supplied with a
$1.00 admission price by showing a Wilkes ID. Th.e music is supplied by the
SCB 's DJs which are Frank Schaffer and Wilbur McCann known as Mom and
Dad's Roommate, Tom Butcher and Brian Calhill, or Nat Brown and Jim Hancharick. The stereo equipment and DJs are available for dorm and gym functions for a $10.00 stereo rental fee and a $25.00 fee/DJ During all Student
Center parties, the Cavern is open to socialize and to get your food and drink.

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Student Center Board members include: (seated, left to right) Phil Abramson; Karen Cassidy, social director; Jackie Pauly, publicity secretary; Naomi
~a~ris, clerical. s~cretary; and Jill Van Loan. (standing, left to right) Tom
_,amtcky; Joe Williams; Cress Shallers, director; Kathy Hyde, personnel director; and Ralph Pringle.
The SCB sponsors a variety of trips, one being Whitewater Rafting each
spring down the Lehigh River. Atlantic City trips are sponsored by the SCB in
the Fall and Spring of each year. They are run in conjunction with a casino and a
casino rebate is furnished.
Ski trips to Elk Mountain have always been a popular activity coordinated by
SCB. They begin second semester and are weekly ski trips alternating Wednesday and Thursday nights leaving from the Student Center in the late afternoon.
A concert trip is being considered for next semester. SCB is look-ing for suggestions of a band or artist students would like to see perform. All upcoming
trips will be publicized with more detailed information for-all students. The
cost of these trips are kept at a minimum since the Board subsidizes these trips.

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The Glass Onion
by Craig Tomashoff
Don't get N ick Lowe wrong. H e
may sing about old movie stars being
eaten by dogs, do a mock tribute to
the Bay City Rollers,and come up with
such cheeky album titJes as The
Abominable Snowman , but he insists he's not a funny guy.
''I'm not a comedian, though some
people think of me like that," explains Lowe during a recent interview. "But I can't take this business
seriously , I must admit, It's a very
nice way to earn a living and I get
reasonably well paid to do what Jdo .
But I just do what I can and if I caf!
sort of prod someQOdy w h ~ e r
than me, which is what I~ better at,
. . . I can give a million reasons why
somebody else should do
something.''

''. . . pop is short for popular. It's what sells and generally what I do doesn't
sell.''

What Lowe does is work as one of
the most · creative minds in pop
music. He's turned out four solo
albums, starting back in 1978 with
the legendary Pure Pop
For Now
People. He was also teamed for years
with Dave Edmunds in the band
Rockpile.
And to top it all off,
he's worked for years as a producer
for artists ranging from Elvis Costello to the Pretenders.
Still , Lowe has remained in relative anonymity. His singles, with a
few exceptions like 19 79 's ' ' Cruel
To Be Kind,'' have gone nowhere.
His brand of pure pop has yet to find
the audience it deserves.
"There ' s a sort of reverse snobbery,' ' he s·ays in his thick British
accent. "When I coined the phrase
'pure pop for now people , ' it sort of
annoyed people at the time because
pop certainly wasn ' twhett&gt; it was at.
Pop has become a sort of bycword - for
everything that isn't pop. Pop is
what sells. Journey is pop. Styx i~
pop.''

It 's not like he's onl y trying to
make music in order to make a
profit.
Pop is as much a unique
so und and style as it is an abbreviation
for popular. But a little appreciation
certainly won't hurt anything.
Lowe's last album, The Abomin able Snowman, came out
this
past spring.
It featured plenty of
horns and background vocals, lots
of catchy stuff that pleased his record
company.
''The reco rd was better than
thonght it was going to be . ''
"l got some stick (a.k.a. flack) from
my record company (Columbia) for
the hst record I did (Nick The Knife).
They thought it was underproduced,
which it was. It sounded like demos.
I kind of grooved on that but the big
men at CBS came an&lt;l saw me and
said, - 'Nick, you've got to fuckin'
get the hits stuck in here. You do
it for other people.'''
One of the most prominent of
those other people is Elvis Costello,
whose early albums were all produced by Lowe. He . helped shapeCostello's style but he insists he
finds it '' quite difficult'' to do his
own records.
'' As soon as I hear the bass and
drums and a bit of a guitar solo,
that's it," he explains . A shrug of
his shoulders.
"And 1 thought it
was really cool to do a record like
(Nick The Knife). I thought they'd
all be saying, 'Whoa! What a cool
record!' So with The Abominable
Snowman, I tried' to work much harder qn it. That's why I brought in
another producer to help
me , to
sort of kick my ass a bit. ''
Word of Lowe's skill as a producer
has gotten around, no matter what
he seems to say.
H e even admits
that he's heard now and then artists as diverse as Yes and Art Garfunkel who seek his services .
" Those are the sort of people for
whom I might go, 'Hmmm, I could
put something into ol' Yes ,''' he
says with his characteristic smile
beaming.
''But you never kn ow if
the artists themselves
ask or
whether their lawyers or managers
say, 'Artie needs a producer'. Who
are the producers these days? ' And

·CIASSl111ElJ:
Happy 21 Don! Maybe you'll be
old enough to shave now . By th e
.way, was she a good witch?
Dear Don &amp; Dave ,
Happy 21 baby bros. Try to stay
out of trou~le. Your loving sister.
To Margaret: Do you have a
comb? R. C.

Happy Birthday to th ree wonderfu l people - David , Donald and
Ralph . Gold Bless ' Shelly and Beth
C.
Robin,
,
It 's time to go for the full-time
man . You deserve better. - S To Roosevelt: What's a T. F.?
Squirrel.

they get the list . It's unfair for me
to say that Art Garfunkel is just
dying for me to produce him.''

''I enjoy doing whatever I'm
not doing at the time.''

Since he ' s pro ven himself equally
adept both inside and outside
of
the recording booth, it would seem
Lowe has at least established himself
in the business . Still, he's a bit restless because "I enjoy whatever I'm
not doing at the time.' '
'' I like being able to do all the different things (in music) but I'm not
sufficiently good at one or the other
of them to sustain my interest,"
Lowe continues.
"I don't really
much like doing my own records. I
don't mind standing up and playing
them but the thrill is pretty much
gone. I prefer to act out my fantasies
with the people I work with.
Like Paul Carrack, the former
keyboardest for Ace and Squeeze,
who had a mild hit in 1982 with the
Lbwe-produced single '' I Need You''
and the· album SV.:..1 urban Voodoo.
An&lt;l . of course. Dave Edmunds. ,
Starting in the mid-7 Os, Lowe
teamed up with the veteran Welsh
rocker , Dave Edmunds , to form the
band Rockpile. Though the group released only one album in its long history, and
that not coming until
1980 with Seconds of Pleasure, Rockpile served as the backing band for
each Edmunds and Lowe solo album.
In addition, it became known as one
of the most entertaining live bands
around.
The band was a reflection of both
Edmunds ' and Lowe ' s strong points,
featuring both Elvis Presley-style
rockers and crisp, clean pop songs.
But not long after Seconds of Pleasure came out , the chasm between the
the
two men ' s styles proved too
large. The band broke up what
seemed to be the height of its popularity, with rumors popping up
everywhere about a Lowe-Edmunds
feud .
"We did fall out. The rumors

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were true,' ' Lowe confesses, tern poraril y foresaking his grin . "I was
livid with him. But not now.
Christ! It's been two ye·ars .
I' ve
only seen the guy twice in that time
and only spoke to him once. We just
don' t see each other.' '
Still, Lowe respects his fo rmer
partner.. He attributes the split to a
need for both artists to simply move
on to other things. Life was getting
too rnutine. As the saying goes,
the thrill was gone. And Rockpile
was nothing if not fun.
"What is awful is when people
sort of grin on and on doing something for no r~ason
at
all,
really , ' ' Lowe says.
' ' The thing
about Rockpile was we hardly ever
used to rehearse and that's what
people liked about us, the spontaneity
of it. It seemed like we were enjoying it and we were. We were really
good friends .
"But when that starts
going,
people can really pick up on it. I
always say that if groups that do more
structured stuff hate
each other,
they can stick with each other and
the audience won't pick up on it
because the bands play these structured arrangements. But with Pile,
the first thing the fans picked up
on us was our enjoyment of it so
if you' re going to 'stand there with
a phony smile on your face, people
are gomg to notice it quick. ''

To all m y friends : You have onl y 1
more shopping day left before my
birthday, Please hurry and avoid the
rush . All gifts accepted (cash also).
Love , Ralph .
P. S. Gifts will be accepted no earlier than Saturday, Nov. 5.

_,

''I prefer to act out my fan. tasies
with the people I
work with.' '
Apparently, Lowe's smiles these
days are quite legitimate. Last winter
and spring, the band Lowe and Paul
Carrack have formed toured with
consummate pop star Tom Petty
and received a bit of notoriety. And
radio
programmers around the
country, as new music formats gain
popularity , are taking note of what
Low can do.
The future looks bright . Or,
at least , brighter than it did a few
years ago . Still , the laconic Lowe is
not ready
to order the chauffered
limos yet .

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Jim,
Is that any way for a p resident tu
act? I'm shocked 1
Donna

,

B. K .,
Happ y two and one half years
baby! I've always loved you and I
still do. Nobody's going to take me
away from yo u .
M. W. A.
B. F.
D id you get my kiss?
Your Short ,
Sexv. Blonde , Friend .

To Fufie and Otter: T. P. vs. C. M.
in the F. F. race. Who 's winning?

Fid ,
Har:, py 11 mor,th an ni versary'
I I nvc you!

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wench, I'll .il wa ys wait for you. So
what if yt,, :._,,, hroker, my heart 3
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Writer's

Cramp
by Donna Nitka

Have you noticed that there's an
overabundance of "how to" articles
cropping up in women's magazines?
They're not your average "how to"
articles that give you step-by-step instructions for performing such delightful tasks as fixing a leaking roof
or building a dog house. Rather, they
deal with things of a more personal
nature.
I was first introduced to these articles last year when one of my friends
came running int6' my room, clutching the latest issue of Cosmo and rambling on about an article that I just
HAD to read. Well , curiosity got the
best of me and I found myself reading
" How to Seduce a Man ."
Since then I've noticed that most of
these ' ' how to '' articles deal with beginning, reviving, or ending relationships , and include such topics as
" How to Pick Up a Man ," "Making
That First Date Great, '' '' Putting The
Romance Back In The Relationship ,''
and even '' Surviving The Break-Up.' '
But, what about those instances in
which no relationship is involved ? I
have yet to find an article that addresses my particular problem: the
all-consuming obsession.
Now, as any poor soul who's been
unfortunate enough to develop an
obsession can tell you, obsessions
aren't pretty. In fact, they're far from
it. Not only do they occupy all of your
free time, but they also find their way
into your thoughts during class, at
work, when you're trying to study,
and any other time you' re trying to
concentrate.
Do you know what makes this situation even worse? It's the knowledge
that the person you're obsessed with
either doesn't know that you're ob-

DRABBLE

sessed with him or, worse yet, knows
about it and doesn ' t care .
I'm sick and tired of hearing the
girls in my dorm complain about their
recent break-ups with their boyfriends . At least they have memories
to look back on - the parties, the picnics, the movies, the evenings spent
just talking (among other things) . At
least they had someone to argue with.
At least they HAD someone to break
up with. What do you have with obsessions? Nothing.
What wouldn_' t I give to have the
opportu nity to break up with my obsess-ion. Do you have any idea what
it's like knowing that not only will
you not be able to be able to break up
with' your obsession , but that you 'll
probably never even get the chance to
establish any type of relationship that
will be worth terminating? In other
words , not only does your obsession
not break up with you, but he never
even wanted to go out with you in the
first place , so you don 't even have a
relationship to break . How's that for
disheartening ?
Contrary to popular belief, you do
not outgrow obsessions. Believe me, I
know. I figured that once I got to college I' d be over my "obsession
phase.'' How wrong I was. Instead of
getting better, it only seems to get
worse. Help! I can 't take it anymore.
Being obsessed takes too much out of
me - all the planning, all the scheming, all the gathering of facts about
the object of the obsession . It's terrible. It's gotten to the point such that
I'm probably an expert on the object
of my obsession. Scary, isn't it?
The sad part about the whole thing
is that there's nothing I can do about
it. An obsession is ;n obsession and it
just has to run its course . I've tried

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Manuscript Society Lists
Sponsored Events
by Denise Seiner
and Cheryl Kashuba

p . m . in the CPA lounge . The reading
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sponsored by the Department of Language and Literature .
The Manuscript Society
held a relt'Ptio n afterwards.

The Manuscript Society, publisher
of the Wilkes College literary magazine, sponsors a series of poetry readings each year.
The first reading of this semester
The Manuscript Society also sponwas held on Thursday, September 29
sors a film series. The Tin Drum was
at 7 p .m. in the Student Center.
shown on Friday, September 9 in the
Henry E. Long, Karen Mason,
CPA. A reception followed. NosDarlene Miller, Anna Mae Stanley,
feratu, a silent vampire film , was
Tom Butcher, and Ahmad Harris
shown on Friday, October 21 in SLC 1.
read. Both original and non-original
Pop.corn and cider punch were served.
works were read .
The series will continue with Hester
A second reading is scheduled for · Street on November U. Admission
Tuesday, November 8 at 7 p.m . The
for all films is free.
location will be announced. Anyone
Manuscript meetings are held every
wishing to read should contact any of · Thursday at 11 a.m. in the basement
the editors or any member.
of Kirby Hall. Everyone is welcome.
John Taggert, poet in residence ,
Any students wishing to obtain more
· read selections from his original
information concerning the society
works on Monday, November 1 at 8
and its events or to submit original
writings or art works can contact Editor Karen Mason, Associate Editors
Denise Seiner and Anna Mae Stanley,
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submitted via the Manuscript box on
the first floor of the Student Center or
the Manuscript mailbox located in the
mailroom on the second ,floor of
Kirby Hall. The Manuscript office is
soon to be located on the second floor
of the Student Center.

by Kevin Fagan
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everything I could think of to get over
it - diverting my interests elsewhere,
immersing myself in my work, everi
aversion therapy but nothing
works. A friend once described obsession as a ''vortex'' that you ' re sucked
into and can't get out of. She was
right .
So, what's.left? Nothing really. Obsessions are a part of life, and the best
anyone can hope for is to be able to
cope with them. Of course, for the
more enterprisingly obsessed, there
may be a job for you writing obsession
cards with David Letterman. "I've
been watching you , and I know the
route you take home from classes

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you think about a major issue this weekend. It could avert larger problems.
Enjoy yourself Friday nwhr, but working on projects Saturd?y and Sunday
would be the most intelligent decision. **
PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20) Your weekend will be filled with attempts to console disappointed friends. While Friday and Saturday night are lack-lusrer,
Sunday dawns full of promise - try to get out . *
ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) Problems in classes plague your Friday afternoon,
but go out Friday night anyway. If not , you may miss something you 've been
waiting for, for a long time . Your academic life is infringing too much on your
social obligations . ****
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 20) Family arguments break up weekend plans with
a loved one . Be patient with relatives who attempt to put you in the middle of
the crisis. Saturday evening may bring peace and a chance to relax . *
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Nothing can keep the excitable Gemini from
cruising through the weekend at the maximum level of enjoyment. Toss aside
work until Sunday night when you'll be recovering from Friday and Saturday.
*****
CANCER Gune 21:July 20) Life offers you little in the way of fun this Friday.
Watch out for romantic problems . Saturday may hold promise if you follow
cues from a loved ones behavior carefully. ***
LEO Guly 23-Aug. 22) Ignore the pleas of a self-interested friend as they
could ruin Friday night plans. An unexpected gift brings pleasure o_n Saturday.
Even Sunday looks promising if you are generous with someone you may not
agree with. ****
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You sail smoothly through a weekend filled with
possible pitfalls. Numerous activities and projects scream for attention ; try to
get some sleep on Sunday. ***
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) A new romantic interest is heading your way;
however you may have trouble recognizing the favorable qualities in this person. Be more observant of the behavior of those around you and your weekend
could be perfect. *****
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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) A lack of consideration for those around you
destroys happy plans . Only by opening your mind to the equality of your peers
can you salvage even part of your weekend. Be more willing to admit you are
wrong.**
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) An average Friday and Sunday are your
fate . Saturday should be spent attempting to catch up on back work assignments and projects. Productivity is high if you ignore distractions. ***
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Given the circumstances surrounding your
plans, watch out for problems with authority figures . Keep your cool or you
may find everything you 've worked on in ruins. **

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PAT - Grow up already! I think everyone is tired of the tough guy image.*
Maybe you could try the Woody Allen image for a change.
KAREN - You are definitely one gutsy lady . . . What does it feel like to:
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CINDY - Sorry but Karl and Dave both hate blondes ... something about*
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they were in training or out of training?
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night? Is it true ·s he turned you into a toad and made you all bumpy and horny?*
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keep it in your cup!! !
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SHELLY - I think the man with the moustache wants you . GO FOR IT!!! :
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(What's wrong with her?)
Hey Halloween belly-dancer - Did you rent thar costume by the piece? It:
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Night Spots
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Fri. Tumblin ' D1ce
Sat. Butch Rao
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The Station
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the Amnicola, Beacon, and the Manuscript.
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with I.D., 50¢ without I.D. Skate rental is 75¢. Tickets will be sold at the door. Buses will leave
Stark at 7 p.m.
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Who's Who Deadline Extended
by Thomas J. _Monsell
The deadline for "Who's Who
Among Students in American Colleges and Universities" applications
has been moved to Friday, November
11, at 4:30 pm.
The change in the deadline according to Dean Arthur Hoover was · because he felt that the previous deadline was not publicized enough and
did not allow the students enough
time to apply for the honor.
"Who's Who" has been serving
American colleges and universities
since 1933. The honor of being selected is conferred by.more than l 000
schools in all 50 states and the District
of Columbia. " Being selected is an
honor," said Dean Hoover, and. "is
consistent with our (Wilkes College)
philosophy of developing the total
person , both academically and socially. "

The intent of "Who's Who" is to
give recognition to students who have
distinguished themselves apart from
their classmates. Hoover said it was
important to note that the honor is
not strictly based on academic
achievements but is mostly based on
the student's demonstration of active
participation in college activities or
community activities. The honor is
also based on the student's ability to
demonstrate potential leadership
qualities.
The requirements for nomination
are: the student has to be in senior
standing and must have maintained a
minimal 2. 0 grade point average.
Self-nomination forms are available
for students at the deans' offices, the
Residence Life Office, and the registrar.
The most important aspect of

nomination according to Dean
Hoover is that he wants to make sure
"that everybody feels he or she has a
chance to be chosen ."
Much time and effort go into the
selection process according to Hoover
because this is a very special honor
and Wilkes College wants to be well
represented . The selection committee
is chaired by Hoover and contains
Student Affairs personnel and usually
two students . Hoover wants to make
sure that when choosing, he has people who are familiar with the applicants so there are no questions of
whether the applicants merit the
honor. Hoover said the addition of
the two students to the selection process is very important because the students usually know the applicants not
just as students but-as a whole and the
students' input to the process will
sometimes make the difference in-

who receives the honor and who does
not.
Department chairpersons and administrative officers also aid in the selection process. The chairpersons and
officers can nominate those whom
they think merit the award, because
they know their students and they
know if they should be awarded the
honor.
The number of applicants chosen
to be representatives of Wilkes College is a set number. The number chosen cannot exceed 36 students, but it
is important said Dean Hoover that
''we not choose 36 students just to fill
a quota. We have the option to choose
less than 36 if we want to." Dean
Hoover pointed -out that the honor
can be helpful in future placement
because ' ' it says something about that
student that shouldn'_t go unrecognized."

Bulletin Board
Advisement Task
Force Established
An Advisement Task -Force has
been created to make a _thorough evaluation of the entire advisement proc_ess at-Wilkes College. Meetings are
scheduled for Tuesdays at 2:30 p.m.
in Weckesser Hall.
At ·the recommenda(ion of the
Long Range Planning Committee,
one of the five Institutional Priorities
for 1983-84 is to i:eview the college advisory system . Members of the task
force will study procedures at Wilkes,
look at other advisement systems, review literature on the subject, and
survey faculty and student opinions
on campus. The work of the task force
will report recommendations for
strengthening advisement at the College.
Students , faculty, and staff are
urged to submit comments, suggestions , or recommendations , in writing, to any member of the task force
or to appear at a meeting of the task
force to make a presentation.
The composition of the task force
follows: Dr. Gerald Hartdagen, Dean
of Academic Affairs; Mr. George.Ralston, Dean of Students; Mrs. Doris
Barker, Registrar; Ms. Adelaide G odek, Director of Nursing Learning
Center; Mr. David Talenti, student;
Dr. Joel Bedatsky, Associate Professor
of History; Mr. Robert De Young, Associate Professor of Economics; Mr.
Boyd Earl , Associate Professor of
Mathematics/Computer Science; and
Dr. Penelope Padgett, Assistant Professor of Biology.

THERE WILL BE A MANDATORY MEETING FOR ALL STUDENTS WHO PLAN TO STUDENT
. TEACH . DURING THE' SPRiNG
1984 SEMESTER ON TUESDAY,
NOVEMBER 8 AT12 NOON IN SLC
ROOM 137 .

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by Karen Cassidy
Student Government divides itself
into nine committees to serve the student body in a mo"re efficient , organized manner.
The social committee , co-chaired
by Donna Garber and Sharon Fidishun, plans and initiates social activities on campus~ as well as helping
other organizations sponsor activities .
They sponsor some of the coffee
houses , gym parties, roller skating
parties, and student center parties on
campus.
The publicity committee, chaired
by Marion Karmilowicz, Linda Fritz,
and Jeanine Boliniski, publicizes Student Government activities ranging
from gym parties to the films shown
on campus by Student Government .
The film committee , chaired by
Debbie Vogt , is responsible for the
films shown throughout the school
year.'
Phil Totaro is chairperson of the travel committee. This committee gathers material for, and arranges , trips
such as the Florida Spring break trip
and the Vermont ski trip , for the student body.
The
ecumenical · committee ,
chaired by Shelly Urban, arranges religious se!'lices for Thanksgiving ,
Christmas, Easter, and Passover, with
clergymen speaking at the programs .
The academic comm ittee, chaired
by Randa Fahmy, investigates academic complaints made by the student bod y. They review academic p roposals presented to them .
Don Talenti, chairperson of the finance committee , provides up-todate records of Student Government
funds . The finance committee also
examines the spending of Student
Government money when given to
college dubs and organizations. They
also meet with all campus treasurers
in the beginning of each semester.
The
constitution
committee ,
headed by Dave Talenti , keeps the
Student Government constitution
and by-laws up-to-date. They also
make sure all clubs' and organizations' constitutions are consistent
with Student Government's constitutton .
Steve Scharpnick is chairman of the
election committee which coordinates
Student Government's nomi nation
and election procedures. They also
enforce campaign rules.

WILKF.S COLLEGE!
It's not teo early to think about

by Donna Nitka
The Biology Club was granted $220
during Monday evening's Student
Government meeting by a vote of 200-1 . The money will be used to subsidize the club's recent trip to two New
York wineries .
The Hockey Club presented a first
reading of their request for $758. The
money would be .used to furnish the
team with equipment, etc . They will
present a second reading next week,
at which time their request will be
voted on.
Social Committe&lt;· ( &lt;J-Chairperson
Donna Garber remin ded everyone of
the upcoming skating party at the
LS. Skate-A-Rama in Nanticoke .
The party will be held on Sunday, November 6, from 7:30-10:30 p.m.,
with buses leaving Stark at 7 p.m. Admission at the door will be 25¢ with

I. D . , 50¢ without it. Skate rental will
MCAT /DAT's - CALL NOW!
be 75¢ .
President Ralph · Pringle announced that tickets for Comtnuter
Council's New York trip, scheduled
for November 23, will go on sale on~'-i••Penunentlii
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taclllties tor m1ew ot
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would like to meet with the presisupple- •
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of our OWlr 105 Clllllrl.
lnstJuctDQ.
editors of the Beacon, the Amnicola
O'HE'l COURSES AVAi, AbLE
and the Manuscript,to discuss the dis- u"'' •!CH &amp; 81'1 • ,.•~1· PL~l • IJ!'Al · ,Ar· [Offl
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Call Days, E- aWllibnds
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Sudden Death

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by Tim Williams
The Wilkes Soccer Team defeated
Baptist Bible College, 3-1, and
dropped a tough match to East
Stroudsburg University by a score of
2-1, in soccer action last week.
The Colonels dominated play in
the first half but could not manage to
put the ball in the back of the Baptist
Bible net. As a result, the score remained 0-0 at the half. ·
Early in the second half a Defender
obstructed a Colonel forward six yards
form the Bible goal to give Wilkes an
indirect free kick. Freshman Mike
Molloy' s shot was deflected and
knocked in by junior co-captain Greg
. Losier.
The hooters continued to pressure
the Defenders' goal despite their one
goal lead. The Colonels tallied their
second goal as freshman Matt Wasel
dribbled along the endlirie and
passed the ball to the onrushing Frank
Wanzor who easily scored to put the
Wilkes team up by two . Molloy added
an insurance goal with approximately
fourteen minutes remaining in the
match when Wanzor gave Molloy a
thru-ball which put him one-.on-one
with the Bible goalkeeper.
Coach Wingert ~cleared his bench
after the third goal. With only a few
minutes left in the game Baptist Bible
scored as a shot deflected off the Colonel goalkeeper's hands and into the
net .
Wilke!- ~i~r,layed a better brand of

soccer in the East Stroudsburg match
but were unable to come away with a
victory. In the first half the Warriors,
with the wind at their backs, dominated much of the play.
The Colonel defense only broke
down twice in the first half, but it was
enough to give E.S.U. a two goal margin going into half-time. The second
goal came with only 20 seconds to
halftime.
The second half belonged to the
Colonels as they took control of the
game by passing effectively. Wilkes
had several opportunities but did not
capitalize on them. .
About 70 minutes into the match
the Colonels were awarded a free kick
30 yards from the Stroudsburg goal.
Junior co-captain Tim Williams
chipped a ball into the E.S .U . goalmouth for freshman Gary Klopchin
to head into the net . This rounded
out the scoring for the day as the
Colonels fell to 7-7-2.
"I really thought we were going to
score at the end there, to send it into
overtime, but we came up short ,"
commented assistant coach Kelly Noseworthy.
Coach Wingert added, "That's the
best we've played all year. We passed
well and our defense was strong .' '
The Colonels' next and final match
is Saturday, November 5, against Delaware Valley College. The match begins at 2 :00 p .m.

by Charlie Yozwiak
Whew! And! though dodging bullets in the Belgian Congo was rough. Just
try to reason_ with a group of football players who are disgruntled over comment~ made m The Beacon by a person who calls himself (or herself) Dr. Zonk.
This so-called "Dr. Zonk" decided to have a little fun in last week's edition
by doing what every other insecure, big-mouthed idiot does to make themselves feel important on campus-undermine and discredit the Wilkes football
team.
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This person evidently gets a good laugh at the football team's expense but
does:°' t have the courage to sign their name . By remaining anonymous and not
ownmg up to these comments , this person proves that he or she lacks the
backbone to make these comments face-to-face.
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football player for that matter) and say, "Hi, I'm Dr. Zonk . Do you want to
know about some of the things to do on campus? You can go out for the
football ,team . If that's too much, you can take down stats for the other team
since they pile up so inany. ''
Good o Id Dr. Zonk will be needing a doctor for himself after that encounter. He'll be piling up his own stats in the emergency room .
How can this so-called "Dr. Zonk" (who probably doesn't even know what
it is_ like ~o play football) make such comments and not even have the courage
to sign his name? I don't have any respect for a person who is not willing to back
up ~hat he sa~s or does. Hell, a_nybody can write or say something and not sigri
theu name to it. It takes a special person to stand up for what they believe in.
What rea!ly makes_me mad is that this person is probably one of those people
who aren't mvolved many sports and dorsn't know what it is like to compete.
Sure , the football team hasn 't been having a stellar season. But is that a
reason to launch a campaign of verbal abuse on the team . What the team needs
is. the support of the student body, not the abuse. The team doesn't need
people poking fun at them b~hind their backs, the football team needs student
support.
Well , I've released my views on this su bject. But there are 52 other football
players who are very disgusted with this Dr. Zonk character. I hope for the good
old doctor's sake that they never find out his true identity. If they do, Doc Zonk
will himself be a statistic.

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Harriers Run Downby Mike Keohane .
The harriers finished up their regular season on a grim note with a loss to
the very powerful Susquehanna University this past Saturday.
The Crusaders dominated the race
from start to finish on a course consisting of very difficult terrain. The
team's morale suffered due to the loss
of co-captain Tom McGuire and a leg
injury to freshman Dave Macchina.
The harriers did not expect to accomplish much, but were satisfied to
come away without a shutout . They
feel they will do a lot better against
the Crusaders this Saturday, November 5, at the MA Cs where the competition will be a little tougher.
The week was not a total loss, however, as the Colonels travelled to Baptist Bible College to participate in a
tri-meet between B.B.C. and WilkesBarre campus of Penn State.
Senior co-captain Joe Dill finished

in fine form with freshmen Neil Williams and Macchina not far behind.
Leading the pack of Wilkes runners
were sophomores George Hockenbury, McGuire, and freshman Mike
Keohane.
The Colonels are looking forward
to the upcoming MAC meet. Wilkes
has experienced considerable success
in the playoffs in the past.

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Season Previews
Basketball
by Charlie Yozwiak

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The Wilkes College Basketball
team, under the direction of first year
Head Coach Bart Bellairs, will be
looking towards the upcoming season
with optimism.
·
The Colonels, who have missed the
Middle Atlantic Conference Championships for the past two seasons (losing in a playoff tie-breaker game),
welcome back five returning lettermen, and a host ~f talented ,freshmen .
Senior Co-captain· Rick Sheaffer
and Ken Yakobitis will be manning
the front court, along with Dave Zapatocky and Tom Allardyce . Dave

Wrestling

Piavis and Mark Aguilar, both sophomores, will be providing depth at the
forward and guard spots.
The Colonels lack depth in the
backcourt. Senior transfer John
Duesler (Duquesne University) and
freshmen Eric Jacobs and Bobby Collins are expected to play prominent
backcourt roles this season.
John Bracken and John Buis are expected to see a lot of action in front
court positions for the Colonels.
The Colonels will look to improve
on their 8-15 record of last year. Bellairs will be assisted in coaching duties
by Tom Pieczynski and Dave Mattes .

by Charlie Yozwiak
iors Kurt Rowlette (14-4 last year),
The Wilkes College Wrestling Mark Correll (18-8-1) and sophomore
team, laden with seven returning letMarc Sodano (14-8-2). The return of
termen and a bevy of incoming freshGene Clemens (3rd place EIWA in
man talent, will be looking to draw · 1979) has given the team a boost in
first blood against Oregon State Unimorale.
versity on December 1, when they
Top recruits include Glenn Whiteopen their 1983-84 season at home .
man (145), Tony Troyan (Hwt.),John
The Colonel grapplers, under the
Cherry (132), John Pauley (105) ,
direction of Head Coach John Reese
Gary Lee (155), and Brandon Serra(who is entering his 31st season at the
tore (119).
helm) will be looking to get back into
The Colonels will be looking to imthe top 20 rankings this year. The
prove on last year's mark by avoiding
Colonels had a 12-7 dual meet record
key injuries and beating some tough
last season.
opponents such as Navy, Temple, LeReturning lettermen include sen- high , and Penn State this season .

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Floor hockey is being considered as
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consist of 8 to 10 players with six play1ers playing at on~ time.
Submit your team rosters to Bart
Bellairs before December so that he
can make a schedule before the second semester. If you cannot organize
a team and still wish to play, submit
your name to coach Bellairs and he
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Due to the interest shown in Coach
1Wingert's social and coaching activi1ties in our last issue of IBE BEACON, we felt it right to update you
on his bowling activity classes.
This past week three teams were
crowned CHAMPIONS of their class
tournament.
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Winners included: The Wanderers
John Stich, ScottKeller and Jeannette Wans; Team Arold - Ralph
Pringle , Sharon Fidishun, Marisa
Marguardt, and Steve Sharpwick; a?d
55 ML2 - Liz Nevin, Mary Woronow1cz
and Linda Shaw.
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schedule of Mr. Wingert' s activities
should either join the soccer team or
schedule one of his bowling classes.
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Bucknell
WC Volleyball
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FandM
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VOL XXXVI
1'11.- 5
November 4 . l 983

Pioneers Pop Colonels
The Wilkes College ootball team,
under the direction of Head Coach
Bill Unsworth, lost to Widener University on Saturday, 41- 7.
The Colonels, despite the decisive
edge that Widener had in points on
the scoreboard, played sound football
with a minimum of turnovers. Wilkes
got the ball first in the game and then
quickly marched downfield inside of
the Piol)eer 30-yaidline.
The Colonels were stopped short in
that series, but in their next two possessions they marched down and repeated the first drive into Pioneer territory.
A stiff Widener defense held tight

as the Colonels tried to score in those
next two series; with an interception
halting the last deep penetration in
Pioneer territory. Widener signal
caller Bob Mangold held the Colonel
defense at bay, passing for 148 yards
and scoring three touchdowns.
The Colonels continually moved
the ball on a highly-touted Widener
defense ( ranked first against the rush
in Middle Atlantic Conference standings), but only managed to get on the
scoreboard once in the game. The
Colonels also found themselves on
the lower end of a 27-0 score at half
time.
The Pioneers came out charging in

the second half, rolling up 14 more
points to seal the fate of the Colonels.
Widener scored on a 73-yard touchdown pass from Quarterback Dan
,,.. Guy to Steve Carter, and on a 6-yard
run by Jerry Irving.
The Colonels finally hit paydirt in
the fourth quarter. Wilkes field general Eric Reidinger connected with
junior wide receiver Ed Mann on a 15yard pass to score . Jo Jo Mantione
booted the PAT to finalize the score,
41-7.
Freshman runningback Gerry Russomano and offensive tackle Mark
Rodes turned in fine offensive performances for the Colonels, along

with wingback Mike Higgins.
Defensively, the Colonels were led
up front by outstanding play by defensive tackles George Solomon and
Dan Paveletz. Linebackers Scott
Bruggeworth and Rich Murray also
contributed to the defensive effort.
The Colonels, now 1-6 overall and
in the conference, will be on the road
again this week when they travel to
FDU-Madison for a Friday night
game on Saturday.
NOTE: Special thanks and condolences to Gerry O'Neil for making a
very big sacrifice for the team on Saturday.

Lady Colonels Lack Luster
by Valerie Roberts
The woman's field hockey team
finished its season last Monday when
they were eliminated by Franklin and
Marshall in the MAC playoffs. The
team finished up at 7-8; this marks
the first time that Coach Meyers has
been below . 500 percent.
At the beginning of October, the
team capitalized on some key attacks
to defeat Delaware Valley 4-0. Good
defense by Valerie Frey and Lisa
Thomas held the opponents while
Debi Cometa lead the key attacks to
score.
Goalies Tracy Kelly and Janee Eyerman had four and three saves, respectively. The College team had 28 shots
on goal and seven corners to help the
scoring drives.
Against Marywood on October 7,
the team was evenly matched accord-

ing to Coach Meyers, but were able to
able to score, thus giving the team a · Wilkes team had all the advantages .
The primary advantage was playing
drive in two goal~ . Alysse Croft was
double loss for the day.
noted for an excellent defensive game
on the home turf. This helped the
At this point in the season the team
as the Marywood attacks were shut
team pull off a victory over Susquelooked forward to Lycoming and Sushanna, 3-1.
down .
quehanna. These two games would
Wilkes had 18 shots and six corners;
Sally Vojteck, Debi Cometa and
either qualify or eliminate the team
Janee E¥erman had two saves and • for the MAC playoffs ..
Mary Ann Judge each had a goal and
Tracy Kelly had five.
By the end of the day, October 11 , 'Tracy Kelly had four saves. The
The ·team then had a rough schedWilkes team had 15 shots and nine
the team had one game down and one
ule on Saturday, October 10, with a
saves.
to go to qualify. The team beat Lydoubleheader against Frostburg State
On Monday the first round of the
coming 2-0 and had 13 shots and nine
and Bloomsburg.
corners.
MAC's were held. Wilkes travelled to
The team suffered a 2-0 loss against
Goalie · Tracy Kelly registered six
Franklin &amp; Marshall in hopes of adFrostburg and a 7-'1 loss verses
vancing to the next round of the playsaves while Sally Vojtek and Jean
Bloomsburg. This was the worst loss
Dougherty slipped in the two winoffs. It was not to be as the Lady Colosince i976 when Bucknell beat Wilkes ,ning goals.
nels lost by a score of 4-0. They
managed to hold off the F&amp;M attack
8-1:-Messiah dented the Lady Colonels'
record on the fifteenth, with a 4-0 win
in the first half but could not do so in
Meyers listed Bloomsburg' s talents, speed and continuous attacks as
over the team . The team had eight
the second half. This eliminated
what damaged the team's defensive
shots and three corners, while Tracy
Wilkes from the playoffs, thus ending
Kelly had 15 saves .
and offensive abilities . The team outtheir season.
played Frostburg State but were unWhen Saturday rolled around the

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                    <text>Wilkes College Logs Onto
-New Computer System
by Thomas J. Monsell

The college's new Data general
computer system 'fits into the admin- (
istration and the faculty ' s long range
plans to make Wilkes literate in com1Juter languages, according to Dr.
Umid Nejib, chairman of the
Engineering Department.
"We're trying to keep ahead of
the world,'' said Nejib. He sees
computers as an integral part of the
education process. The· new system
is being used by a vast array of disciplines, not just the usual Computer
Sci ce.
Ev~rybody from math
classes to the humanities are using .
the system.
T he old system, a Honeywell,
was not discarded but will be serving
the administration and the faculty.
The old system did not correspond to
the needs of the students anymore;
it was outdated. Nejib reported ,
"Our students couldn't have found a

job anywhere if we continued use of
, the old mach_ine.''
·
Nej i b also added that the library
should be computerized within a
year's time.
The new computer is a " state --of
the -arts" system which means that
it is the newest machine of its kind.
A lot of the system was donated by
the computer company because it is
new , and they want to prove to the
business and academic communities
that it is a very valuable piece of
machinery to have. "It is a test and
the company and the college have
a lot to gain from it ,'' said Nejib.
The actual machine is about the
same size as the old one except the
Data General is much faster and is
expandable to 16 megabytes. The old
· Honeywell was expandable to only
two megabytes.
When Nejib and his staff embarked
on the involved task of overhauling
the college's computer last February,

they projected the needs of the college
for the next five years, and the Data
General , served the needs best.
"My staff did a tremendous job.
There still are some bugs in the
system , and it is important for users
not to get mad at these bugs. Any
problems will be worked out,''
explained Nejib.
Nejib hopes that in the near future ,
all students will have access to the
Data General: "We' re thinking of
giving every student an account on
the system, to use or not to' use."
This would allow the average student
to compose and store documents and
learn computer language in preparation for the highly computerized job
market.
Nejib also stated that there has
been a change in the approach of the
administration. The acquisition of
the Data General marked the first
time the task of running the computer
services has been given to the faculty.

Another Story About The Same
Computer ,By A Different Reporter
by Sean P. Connolly

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Vol..XXXV-1
No.6
November 18, 1983

Wilkes College
W ilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766

Wilkes College recently installed a
state:._of-the-art , Data General computer that will ·not only benefit the
students but will also be available for
use by members of N0nheastern
Pennsylvania business and industrial
community. This in turn will benefit the college financially , said Dr.
Andrew Shaw, dean of Management.
Wilkes College is one of the first
institutions to purchase the modern
computer , said Shaw, and is ·one of
the institutions involved in the Ben
Franklin Partnership. This is a gro_up
working towards cooperative efforts
between higher education and industry, sponsored by the Commonwealth of the State of Pennsylvania.
The program is designed to bring
high technology to educational
programs through involvement with
industries .
The program also is
intended to give existing industries
a chance to use the high technology.
Shaw said the program may in fact

enhance the ecohomy of the region.
The Ben Fran klin Partnership
program offers state grants to institutions who have approved programs ,
said Shaw, and Wilkes College , with
the use of its new computer, has the
possibility of receiving such finances .
''These programs do not happen
overnight, but Wilkes is already
working with area businesses . ''
The computer was purchased after
a long study which involved analyztrative needs of the college, according to Shaw. He said the computer
will be used as a tool to provide
students with the use of up-to-date
equipment and to create a continuing
relationship with businesses. Students, specifically· uppe'r classmen,
may have an opportunity to work
with companies, which will give them
"hands on" experience and possibly
a chance for employment.
Shaw said the finances collected
from the program would greatly
benefit the college, by stabilizing
escalating tuition and offering funds
for other facilities and personnel.

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Editorial-------------=-=As I sat in my room this past weekend, forcing coffee down,my throat
and trying to convince my brain that it should seriously consider the
manv auestions that mv historv research paper, "Was The Black Prince
Really Black?" raised, I realized that it was that time of the semester.
All of a sudden , hidden research papers an d exotic class projects are
sneaking · out of desks everywhere to terrorize students late at night.
Chances are your body has decided that since it never gets to see your
bed , the minute you sit on it (the bed) , it's nap time. Your. instructors get
all misty-eyed when you show up for class.
The entire campus has fallen under the spell of "end of the semester
apathy." Even parties seem dull. Only a human sacrifice could satisfy
our jaded tastes now.
If you think battling academic apathy is tough as an underclassman,
try it as a senior. For seniors , " end of the semester apathy" begins in
mid-July. Somehow, next to the ever-present threat of being pushed out
into the cold, cruel world , it just doesn't seem to matter what color the
Black Prince was . Strange things begin to happen when you're a senior:
1. Grad. school actually starts to look appealing. " Of course I'm sure
I want to spend another five years complaining about the stupid way
the educational system works."
2. You lose the common decency of at least worrying because you're
not worrying about your grades and classwork.
3. You get an uncontrollable urge to do something lasting for the school
like paint "Helter Skelter" on the front of Weckesser Half.
4. You staple a resume on your chest, superglue your mouth in a smile
formation and have "Pick Me" tattooed on your forehead.
5. You feel old and wise in the ways of campus life. Freshmen come
flying into your room with horror-filled tales of woe about what they did
. at a party the night before, and all you can do is smile, seeing your own
"freshman face" reflected in their's.

To the Editor:

Director Prescribes
Tbe Good Doctor

For Entire
Community

I would like to take this public
opportunity to invite all faculty,
students, ad~inistrators, and staff
to the Wilkes College Theatre production of The Good Doctor by Neil
· Simon. This comedy wit!\ music
will be presented Friday and Saturday ,
November 18 and 19, at 8 p.m.
and Sunday , November 20, at 2

Pringle In Traffic Jam
To the Editor:
This is an open letter to an youe
who was inconveniencec1 by the lack
of a bus fo r the r .iller skating party
which was held November 6. Please
accept our apology but the bus driver
got sick and dido 't bother to get a
replacement. The bus company was
very . apologetic and has offered to
make reparations for our next trip. ·
Again , I apologize for the inconvenience and hope you can understand
our dilemma.

Thank you,
Ralph Pringle
Student Government President

However, th e largest, scariest symptom of being a senior is the ovewrwhelming fear that you have spent four years majoring in th e wrong
subject. Suddenly, you hate your major(s). Nothing you 've do,ne seems
to be worth anything. All you want to do is quit school and_become a
welder at a nuclear power plant.
My poor roommate has listened a million times to my " I Should Be
Going To Empire Beauty School" speech: " Face it, people will always
need their hair cut. My mom is a hairdresser; it's in my genes. I never
should have tried to break out of my working class background .. . ."
Everyone pan ics about the future: It doesn 't really hit you until you 're
a junior that soon you will really have to go out there into the " Real World"
and do something with what you've learned at Wilkes. As s_
enior year
moves on, people start saying things like, "Only six months until graduation," and your stomach just curls up and dies.
.
· .
Had Charles been able to wait until I graduated from college, instead
of marrying th at ditsy blonde , my original career plan to be Queen of
England would have remained the same . I wouldn 't have to be worrying
about whether to apply for work with the National Enquirer or to try to
get a job coming up with new names for nailpolish and lipstick colors
(that's a job for an English major; who else could possibly think of eighty
different ways to describe " red "?).
The point of all this is to beg the campus ' forgiveness if the seniors
seem a little more testy than usual and to tell the seniors to hang on for
one semester, and then come out fighting. Don't give up on your career
plans quite yet.
(In the spirit of this editorial, I myself have come up with an altern~te
plan to become Queen, whereby I marry Prince Andrew, and then,
suddenly, Di, Chuck and .the kid have a "tragic" helicopter crash.
Naturally, the IRA will claim responsibility; they always do. And if Andrew
gets married, there's always Edward, and if he gets married, there 's
always Prince William. So I'll be 38 and he'll be 18, we'll adjust ... .)

p.ni.. in the Center for the Performing
Arts.
The Good Doctor has been entered
in the American College Theatre
Festival, a nation wide competition
with finals next spring at the Kennedy Center in Washington ,
D.C. Attendance at The Good Doctor will
demonstrate to Festival evaluators
both support for our hard-working
cast and crew and a college-wide

interest in the · performing arts , so
please plan to attend. Each student,
faculty member, administrator, and
staff member may receive two free
tickets. Reservations can be made
by calling 829-9144 or by stopping
at the box office.

Sincerely,
Dr. Michael O'Neill
Director

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be glad to print the letter in the
EDITOR'S NOTE: The Beacon
next
issue of the newspaper.
received two letters in response
·
The
Beacons
letter policy states
to my last editorial. I would
that,
while
we
will withold the
have included both; however,
name
of
an
author
on request,
one, which was extremely wellthe
newspaper
staff
must
know
written, was unsigned. The perwho
wrote
the
letter.
The
letter
son who wrote this has no reason
we
have
printed
this
week
was
to withold his/her name, and if
typeset
exactly
as
it
was
received.
he/she will come forward, I will
To the Editor(s):
This letter is being written in
disagreement with last week ' s editorial. We realize everyone ' s right to
freedom of speech and freedom of
press , but that ' s really not the issue
at hand. We won't use the name of
the individual (hint: it's underlined) because I'm sure we're all
aware of who and wtfat we' re talking
about. Granted the actions of all
persons involved were not appreciated , but what really has 'irked' and
disgusted alot of people and has been
questioned is this staff'~ _ ability tC&gt;
present such a sti:uation. The 'labels'
and judgement passed on individuals
(hint: it's underlined again) by the
few persons who colaborate to write
the editorials are in no way, shape,
or form entitled to pass judgement or
discredit an individual(s) name by
his associations or reputation (which
others claim he has).
Although
Wilkes College students are professed
in being responsible for their own
actions (which has yet -to be seen
because of administrations. constant
inconsistencies i.e. housing-especi-

ally with discipline , it appears they get
the words and meanings of social
a~d academic mixed up!) A few
others besides ourselves are quite
perturbed at the barbaric ''phraseology" used, the accusations made,
and even more so the 'labels' placed
on the individual(s) involved. Where
the HELL does this staff come off
with ''non-conformist messiah''?
That's definitely a strong claim and
not appreciated, so . . . ''oops, slap
yourselves". How do you Beacon
staff writers know he was a "spoiled
grade-school bully'' ? In other words,
we the readers can safely assume that
you all know this individual, not his
actions, well. We think some clarification of your thoughts not your
journalistic vanacular-jargon ability,
wou:ld be appreciated considering it
sounds like all of you are not intuned
to the whole story "What did you do,
ask a friend"?
SIGNED:
Janet Confalone
JillDeWald
Kathy Taylor
Leslie Smith
Joe Birmingham

Peggy German
, John Pauley
Marc Scarafile
Andre Miller

Anybody seen the "Phantom
Kisser?' ' She gave some guys on
the floor some things that they want
to give back. I told them the scabs
will go away as soon as the sun comes
out. As for her male counterpart, I
just can't go into it yet. Well, at
least not until the mono tests come
back.
How about that Commuter Council
threatening people to get them to
join? In the public interest, Dr.
Zank thought they might need some
more suggestions: (1) Take a bath.
(2) Let all the air out of commuters'
tires and install an air pump in the
commuter office.
(3) Give them
the wrong stickers so they'll get
tickets. · (4) When they come to
Dave to complain, lock the door.
(5) fell their mommies! (6) With
each new membership, offer a free ·
six pack and a date with Greg B,
maybe a free subscription to · the
Beacon. (7) How about an all-expense
paid night a:t McOintock Hall, with ·
No-Doze of course. (8) Get a new
club president. (9) I'd say blow up
all the cars, but someone wou:ld
burn his lips on the mufflers. (10)
Make them sit and eat the food in
the cafeteria. (11) Disband the council. It shou:ld be an administrative
iob anvwav. But the administration

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just gets it off its back by giving it a
fancy name, and telling students
that it's a responsible job.

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The Golden Coal Shaft this week
goes to the student advisors
who don't advise you. You know,
the ones that- hand you the slip and
tell you they'll sign it when you' re
done, knowing full well that you'll
mess up. What do they care?
They've got their job, and their
life is pretty well set. It's not like
they have anything riding on this.
The students shou:ld get these bad
advisors to pay for their extra expenses.
It's funny, they're the
professionals, and they expect to get
paid, but they never deliver the goods.
The students should have to sign a
paper saying whether or not their
advisor did his or her job.
Thanks to my advisor and others
like him there's many students on
the eight-year program.
Luckily
they 're people you can go to to get
help.
Congratulations advisors!
Way to take the students to the cleaners and get paid for it.

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Next week: · Does the school
really put saltpeter in the food? And
the Betty Crocker A ward for the
best buns on campus. Party 'ti) you . .

Conservative Com.m.ent--------------by Stephen K. Urbanski and
James J. Haggerty, Jr.
On Tuesday, November 8, the
voters of Luzerne County made their
choices on who shall govern for the
.next four years, but since this column
is being written before Tuesday's
election, we can't tell you who won .
Actually who wins the ele:tion is
not really important. The past has
shown us that no matter who wins,
and no matter what great changes
they promised during the campaign,
any change that comes will be minor.
Ev~n when the Democrats took over
control of the courthouse from the
Republicans, there were no major
changes. In a sense , we changed the
conductor when we should have
changed the music .
For years, county government
thro ughout the state has been the
best example of all things government shouldn't be. People fail to
realize the tremendous potential in
county government . Although the
general public is not entirely at fault
here. The reason they fail to realize
this potential is due to the archaicness of the present form of county
government. Before the county government can even begin to tap any of
this vast potential and become some. thing besides the wasteland it is to day,

we must reform it.
The problems with our present
government in Luzerne County are so
numerous that they could fill volumes
upon volumes. The three major
problems are: the form of government, the offices, and the ele=tion of
certain offices. These problems can
not be solved by simple administrative changes. A major overhau:l is
not necessary, but it is our only
alternative.
The major problem with this form
of government is that there is no
separation of powers between the
legislative and executive branches.
The three county commissioners are
both the executive and legislative
branch , therefore , they must make
the laws and administer them, also.
The combination of powers is contrary to all the ideals written into our
constitution . Whenever the executive and legislative powers are combined , the result is always the same-ineffective governmen t.
T hroughout the history of the
United States, we have prime examples of the fail ure of just such,
govern ments. T he commission fo rm
of municipal government is one of
the best examples. The commission
form had a consolidation of executive and legislative powers, and after
widespread use in the early part of

this century, the vast majority of
those cities that adopted it have
abandoned it. In contrast, our federal
system, with its separation of powers,
has survived basically unchanged for
almost 200 years.
The other two major problems
with county government are closely
intertwined.
In Luzerne County,
we elect a sheriff, a coroner, a recorder of deeds, a register of wills, a prothonotary, a clerk of courts, a controller, a treasurer, and two jury
commissioners. This brings to mind
an interesting set of questions: Why
not elect a county window washer?
Why not elect a county gardener?
Or , why not elect a county crossing
guard? Unfort unately, the election of
many of the row offices are just as
ludicrous as electing a county crossing guard .
Every time a county election comes
up, the candidates campaign fo r these
row offices wi th the assumption that
if elected they will either change
the way things are done now (if they
are the challenger), or keep doing the
good job they have done in the past
(if they are the incumbent). This
sometimes becomes very interesting ,
especially in offices like that of
coroner or jury commissioner. We
have always fo und difficulty in understan ding how the coroner is going to .

bring new jobs into the area, or how
the jury commissioner is going to
pick the names for jury using the
Democratic or Republican way. Of
course, there was one candidate for
jury commissioner who claimed he
was more qualified than his opponent
because he had been picking the
names out of the barrel for the past
four years, and that he had grown
quite proficient at this job.
. If the potential of this region is
ever to be recognized ; we must first
realize the potential of county government. .We will never be able to
attract industry to this area so long
as we have ineffective government at
the local level. Very few candidates
for public office realize this. Most
of them are too concerned with getting elected rather than to attack
the issue of governmental reform at
the local level. It' s time for the public
to do something about it.
First , we must study the present
fo rm of county government to fi nd
its weaknesses and strengths. Then ,
and only then can we begin to restructure county government to be the
fountainhead of democracy that it's
supposed to be.
·
Any comments or cnt1osms are
welcome.
Please write to us at
The Beacon.
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Alcohol Policy: '' No Crisis,'' Says Ralston
by Sean P. Connolly
The Student Affairs Council conducted a discussion concerning the
alcohol policy on campus on November 10 in the board room of Weckesser Hall. The meeting was attended
by 17 students and seven administrators.
George Ralston, dean of Studert
Affairs, said, "It seems that we have
a large turnout for today's meeting
because people think we are in a
crisis situation. There is no crisis."
Ralston added that the ~eeting had
been planned for some time, is part
of a continual process, and was not
directly scheduled because of recent
alcohol related problems that have
occurred at Wilkes.
According to Jean Adams, assistant director of the Residence Life
Office, who was also present at the
meeting, there has been a ban placed
on all residence hall functions unless
special permission from the office is
received. During the past few weekends, problems in student behavior
have occurred while students were
-under the influence of alcohol at
campus funct;ons.
Ralston said the reason for reviewing the policy is that the policy is

a difficult one to arrive at because of
complications with relation to city
and state laws. He said that ,no action
would be taken on the current policy
because of the discussion.
At the request of Ralston, Resident
Life Director Paul Adams, explained
that the existing policy concerning
alcohol in the student center was
adopted during the 1980-81 school
year and the policy for residence
halls was adopted in 1979.
Adams said this second policy
was intended to provide for private
parties in the residence halls where
residents and guests could socialize
in their living environment. It was
not intended for the "open" party in
which anyone could attend a function
at a dormatory. The "open" party
violates the double occupancy clause
in the party policy which states that
each resident of the dorm may invite
one person to a function.
Students participated in the discussion by relating the problems and
frustrations of students concerning
the current policy. A common complaint by the students was the
excessive pressure which is placed on
the resident assistants and dorm presidents while trying to comply with
the party policy. The students, who

were mostly class officers, resident meeting was how to control students
assistants, and organization leaders, who abuse alcohol during campus
also expressed problems in trying to functions. Students said it is hard to
enforce school policies to a some- monitor people at a party who have
times non-compliant student popu- consumed an excess amount of
lation. "How is an R.A. or a dorm alcohol, especially freshmen who
president supposed to enforce policy have recently left the restrictive
on a group of rowdy students?" atmosphere of home. A freshman
questioned one member.
who was present, commented on the
Mrs. Rachel Lohman, a member of subject, "I have been to quite a few
the student affairs council and Fin- parties since I've been here , and
ancial Aid director, suggested that believe me, it is not only the freshthe responsibility of enforcing the men who cause problems.''
alcohol policy should rest on the
One student said she would sum
entire membership of the residence. up the policy problem by saying that
"ff there are 20 people in a dorm, students do not realize that the
there should be 20 people enforcing alcohol policy on campus is a privthe rules,'' said Lohman.
iledge and not a right. ·
Kathy Hyde, an R.A. from Evans
Ralston commented on the possiHall, suggested that when a residence bility of banning alcohol on campus
hall wants a party that would be an altogether by eliminating the current
infraction of the policy . they should policy, but he again added that no
use the Cavern, the basement of the action would be taken on the policy
Student Union Building.
because of the discussion.
Hyde said that the
Another discussion has not been
Student Center would be~ a perfect scheduled at this ti~e, but future
location for a party because of the meetings are expected.
large space available and the few
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Com.m.unications
The Academic Support Center
recently announced the offering of a
new service at Wilkes College.
Beginning this m:onth the members
of the award winning Pennsylvania
Omicron Chapter of Pi Kappa Delta
National Speech Honorary Society
will assist any undergraduate student
having difficulty in the Communication Studies program's Fundamentals
of Speech classes.
The members of the speech team
will offer tutoring service in the techniques of speech construction, organization, delivery, use of gestures,
personal and interpersonal communication techniques, and how to develop
confidence while speaking. Eventually the service is planned to be
extended to cov.er all upper level
speech and communication courses.
'' The public speaking team has
been very successful in the area of
intercollegiate competition and would
like to offer what we have learned
from comf?etition and observation to
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the local Pi Kappa Delta chapter.
Currently members of the Debate
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record in the history · of Wilkes
College.
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' ' Psychic Numbing ' ' Com batted By Peace Group
.by Sean Connolly
"Psychic numbing" is a term used
to describe the general tendency of
people to ignore the reality of the
possibility of nuclear destruction.
The term refers to the process of
"numbing" or blocking the thought
of nuclear war in one's mind so that
one is not concerned with the grim
facts of human am1ihilation in the
event of a nuclear catastrophe.
Dr. Samuel Merrill, professor at
Wilkes College and member of the
Wyoming Valley~Peace Committee,
said the term was invented by Robert
J. Lifton, and it applied to the survivors of the Hiroshima nuclear
explosion. Today, he said, th-e term
refers to Americans and others who
constantly ignore the fact that man-

kind is living in an extremely hazardous state.
Combatting ' 'psychic numbing' '
is the primary goal of the Wyoming
Valley Peac e Committee , sa_id
Merrill, whose wife, Susan , is coordinator of the group. "The idea of
nuclear war has become taboo. We
are an education group that tries to
raise the consciousness of people,''
said Merrill.
The Wyoming Valley Peace Committee was informally formed in the
1960s to discuss the issues of war
and peace. Today, after two and a
half years as an established organization, it has 160 full members and a
375 member newsletter mailing list.
The group does not have · a headquarters, but meetings are held on
the second and fourth , Fridays of

every month at 12 p.m. at the First
Presbyterian Church of Wilkes Barre.
The committee worked with the
Wilkes College Concert and Lecture
Series in scheduling the recent lecturer Dr. Jonathon Lorch at the
Center for the Performing Arts.
The lecture was titled ''The Medical
Implications of Nuclear War,'' and
was · attended by over 200 people.
Dr. Lorch, president of the New Yark
Chapter of Physicians for Social
Responsibility, spoke on the medical
perspective of nuclear war and the
consequential overwhelming problems that would paralyze the medical
community.
Merrill said that although the
group does not sponsor protests, it
does participate in and organize qther

act1v1t1es. In 1982, tor exami-'1L,
the committee circulated a petition
dealing with nuclear freeze.
The
petition had over 3000 signatures and
was presented to various congress
members, said Merrill.
The American people, who ch,; ose
the representatives in government.
can make a difference in putting .i
stop to nuclear arms, commented
Merrill. He said that people should
be aware of the crisis and the alternatives, and that, they should really
talk about the subject, no matter how
unpopular it may be.
For information concerning membership or receiving a free newsletter,
write:
Wyoming Valley , Peace
Committee P.O. Box 1416 WilkesBarre, Pa. 18703.

The Good Doctor_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __

Department _ Presents

Theatre

The Wilkes College Theatre
Department will present Neil Simon's
The Good Doctor on November 18
and 19 at 8 p.m. and November 20
at 2 p.m. at the Center for the Performing Arts.
Dr. Michael O'Neill, director,
said the play is based on the works
of playwright Anton Chekov. O'Neill
described the play as ''hysterically
funny but at some points very
moving.''
'' It is Neil Simon's

attempt to write a Neil- Simon play
like a Chekov play.'' He added that
there are musical parts in the play
as well.
The production has an eight member, cast with senior Thomas Butcher
playing the lead role known as "the
Writer,'
Neil Simon's . interpretation of what Chekov might have been
like. 'The Writer' speaks to the
audience while the cast and he act
out nine different stories.
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Weekend

and they have found him to be more
humorous than previously believed.
O'Neill said, "Chekov had always
said that he wrote comedy, but no
one believed him.''
Faculty, staff, and students are
allowed two free tickets with identification.
All seats · are reserved.
Reservations may be made by calling the box office at 829-9144 or
extension 416.

Wilkes College
Bookstore· Burglarized
by Sean Connolly
Someone entered the Wilkes
College Bookstore on · Wednesday,
Oct. 26, by breaking a small window
of the backdoor, and proceeded to
steal three display cases of class rings,
the keys for two cash registers, and a
portable tape recorder valued at $40,
said Gene Manganello, bookstore
manager.
The burgulary was reported by
bookstore employee Bob Stefanko
who said he noticed the shattered
steal-enforced w i,ndow as he walked
from the parking lot to work on
Thursday morning . When he entered the store, said Stefanko, he saw
the counters cleared off, the display
cases crush ed on the floor , an d the
. place in general disrepair .
Manganello said the display cases
belonged to three separate ring com panies and that he could not estimate

. their value. He added that th,e keys
from the resisters were stolen, but
that no money is left in them overnight.
According to Housing Director
Paul Adams, an alarmfrornthe bookstore went off at approximately
5 :30 p.m. and was noticed by a resident assistant who wa_s on duty in
the lobby of Pickering Hall. Adams
said the alarm is a short signal and
the R.A . assumed it \ 1 as triggered by
a bookstore emplnvep re - , ·ntering
the store. N:- ;:.::tion was t c' ::c1 !.
Manganello said the Wilkes-Barre
police were notified and detectives
investigated. He said a lieutenant
from Globe Security, the college's
security contractors was also present .
He added that the ring cases were
taken to be dusted for fingerprints,
but that there has been no word from
the police concerning the investigation.

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Alan,
How about "I give ya" a few questions?
How's softie? Do you walk him on the
dike too? Why do your boots make so
much noise? Where did you get those
flowers? I'm dying to know!
..Guess who? -

Sue,
Why the big smile? You can't hide it
from us. Hope it lasts a long time.
Love,PBS
J

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ToW.M.S.:
Friends? Please, let's talk!

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-- one day! Who needs "it"!
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The future Mrs. J .D.S.??
**
** Aquarius (Jan . 20 - Feb. 18) Your work load seems to be getting heavier,
T() the Squirrel:
' In reference to your question addressed
** but don't worry, it will lighten up, Devote Friday to work, but let yourself
to Roosevelt, what are you doing Friday
** go Saturday and Sunday. A change of pace does you good.
night?
***
B.C.
**
(Feb. 19 - Mar. 20} This weekend provides the perfect opportun** ityPisces
' y
for you to take that long weekend you've been planning. Friday and
** Saturday are filled with excitement. Use Sunday to relax.
To Frenchly, Ralph an'd Vince,
It was fun last Friday night and oh boy,
*
****
did we see the sights! It was the first time ·*
for some, but it was old hat for those who
* Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 20) Weekend plans should be postponed until all
always COME!
*
_ . , ·, Love and Kisses,
work is done. Don't be tempted Friday. Saturday and Sunday are
Trixie, Candy and April
*** your
best spent reading.
*
*
Linda, Diane, and Megan from fourth- • *
** Taurus (Apr. 21 - May 20J Dmgence pays offFriday, Saturday. Tempers
floor Miner,
How were the movies Friday night? Did
** flair Sunday, so take care to avoid senseless arguments.
you learn anything?,
***
X-Rated
**
(May 21 - June 20 ) Everything you touch seems to crumble
*** Gemini
P.,
before your eyes, so watch your step this weekend. Don't despair.
Say hi to C., A., and the Twins. ( miss
* Though you must be cautious Saturday, Sunday offers new opportunities.
them a lot.
*
**
Love,D. *
**
(June 21 - July 20) Don't pass up a friend's offer of a night out
* Cancer
Friday. This could be the opportunity you've been waiting for. Saturday
*
Russell].,
,_
** and Sunday are promising.
Genesis, Genesis, Geriesis!ti • ·we just
*****
*
can't wait!!
*
Guess who?
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Renie,
Happy "19th" birthday!! I hope your
day is great! Don't party too much or
you'll end up with wide thighs.
Friends Forever,
Angie

Special thanks to Beth Cortez, Cress
Shallers, Dave Siegelman, Caryl Goldsmith, and Security for their help at the
Studer:it Center party Friday night.
· Steve and Lori-

If you want your club or organization's
picture taken for the 1984 Amnicola
please contact Marianne at 829-9786,
to set up a time.

Lisa F. Evans 1,
Thanks fot; the TV offer and the food,
but instead of viewing TV fd rather view
you.
Sincere! y, Guard
· P .S. Thank your roommate too.

Nicky,
Do you know how hard it is to get
shaving cream out of fish net? Ya know
what!? By trhe way, did you find my
earring?
Love ya and ... OH nothin'

Hey Liteweight,
How's the phone booth these days?
Tell me why do you wear ties ... Why
not? P.S. Don't spit on the library and
pick up your feet!

Hey Nicky,
Mr. Heat Miser wasn't too popular this
week. Mr. Cold Miser seems to have
total control this time of year. Well, ya
know ... what do you expect if they're
sons of Mother Nature!
P.S. "Nobody wants a Charrrlie in the
box!"
"P.T."

To the founder of "Scue-stix,"
Do they really have "nickies" in
Jersey?! Please be careful as to where
you stick me . .. it could be dangerous;
ya know what I mean !

...,

· Dom, .
Where does milk come from? Can anyone have some? This is fpr the big number 6, you ANIMAL you!
R

Ron, Where does all that hiiir ·go? You
animal you!
R

Scue Sticks Phone Home,
How's your forks? Acme tonite? Two
Bacons, Two Hams, half &amp; half or all
one? Keep thrusting that pelvis.

Diane, I'm really sorry!
forgive me?

Can you ever
Ralph

Dave,
Forget" about Cleveland.

Donna Fs , helman,
Stav nut of Woolworth's. Now everyone k~ows you're alive.
Ralph

GregorY,
Thanks for the Big Red Surprise!
Don't worry about the gas. So tell me
how a, you play Backgammon in the
dark?!

Nicky,
Haven't seen any elastic bands flying
around lately. You better be careful
next time because they have a tendency
to break ... "that's what he said." And
then you have to fix them ... "that's what
she said."
Keep rockin' the 25

Featherduster,
Where did you get your nickname?
I have an empty dresser, if you're interested. Are you STUMPY?!
Ralph

To the girls from fourth floor Miner,
Was th~t an army helmet or a mushroom, and what was that guy doing with
the chicken?
X -Ra ted

David,
Are you still letting Baby go with
Mr. Potato Head on Saturday? He's a
big boy now, and can be trusted on his
own.

Hey Karen and Judy,
When are we going to spend a long
night getting "deep" at Donahue's? I
think I'm ready to do right. Fa, Fa, Fa,
Fa, Fa, Fa, Fa .
Rizzo's Rag

Whoever stole my green 10-speed from
Pickering third floor had better return
it. Thou shalt not steal sayeth the Lord .
Thou shalt perish in eternal flames if
thou doest not return thine Schwinn .

To all the FUN people on the staffs of the
Beacon, the Manuscript, and the
Amnicola,
You're all great to work with! How
wonderful it is for three organizations
to work together with cooperation and
not competition. Let's do it all agai n
some time.
Lor

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Leo (July 21 - Aug. 22) TrOffble with a loved one dampens your· weekend *
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.spirits. However, reconciled .differences will brighten your Sunday.
**
*
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'!rgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) Don't be afraid to admit your limitations this *
veekend. Facing them will help you get through a troubled Saturday. *
*
Sunday is best spent with family and friends.
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Ubra (Spet. 23 - Oct. 22) Financial troubles plague the beginning of your *
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to a surprise-filled Sunday.
* * * * *·
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-;corpio (Oct. 23. - Nov. 21) Things appear to be going your way this *
*
weekend, but don't become overconfident. Be wary of · a "friend's" *
*
advice.
*** *
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**
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) You receive a well-deserved rest this !weekend. Enjoy it.
*
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'Around The Campus
Friday, November 18
Theatre: The Good Doctor, CPA, 8 p.m. Students receive two tickets
with college I.D.
Saturday, November 19
Theatre: The Good Doctor, CPA,' 8 p.m.
tickets with college I.D.

Students receive two free

Sunday, November 20
Theatre: The Good Doctor, CPA, 8 p.m.
tickets wit~ college I.D.

Students receive two free

Monday, November 21
Music: Wilkes College Wind Ensemble, CPA, 8 : 15 p.m.

· At The Movies
Wyoming Valley Cinema-Wyoming Valley Mall

The Bio Chill

1 :40, 3:40, 5:40, 7:40, 9 :40

Nevewr Say Never Again
All The Right Moves

Writer's Cramp

1 :00, 4:00, 7:15, 9:45
1 :15, 320, 5:30, 7 :40, 9:50

or GRE test scores to come m, or
waiting to learn if you were accepted
to the graduate or professional school
of your choice? All these individual
bits of waiting add up.
Don't forget all the non-schoolrelated waiting that you do also.
You know what l mean, the waiting
for the buses, or for the traffic light
to change, or in the check-out line
at your favorite store, or for the phone
call you' re expecting, or for the delivery of the pizza you ordered, or ,
. .. . The list just goes on and on .
See, I told you that ' you spen&lt;I a
Jot of time waiting. Didn't realize it ,
did you? _''What now," _you ask?
, rm not really sure, but there inust
be some way to ·elirtlinate all 'this
waiting. How, l'don 't' k:ncr~: I guess
we'll just have to wait and see ... .

Wait-vb: to remain inactive in
readiness or expectation. "So what,
you ask? I realize that you probably
already knew what that word means
·but have you ever stopped to think
about how much of your time is spent
each day just bv waitin~?
Seriously, think about it for a
minute. You and I, as students,
spend a great deal of time waiting for
something or other. If you don't
· believe me, just look at a day in the
life. of the average resident student . . .
· From the time you wake up until
the time you go to sleep, you, the
resident · student, are waiting · for
something. It begins in the morning. You wake up, stumble out of
bed, grab your towel and head for
the shower only t9 find that several
other people ip your dorm had the
same idea at precisely the same time ·
The Officers and Members
you did. So, you wait . . . .
of
After your shower (which was, of
co.u rse, cold) you manage to make it
Theta Delta Rho
to your morning class. All goes well,
and you begin "looking forward to .
cordially invite alf women
meeting your friends at the cafeteda
of Wilkes College
for lunch. You arrive at the "ca£"
(commuter and residence
and what are greeted with? You
students)
guessed it , a line that rivals that at
to
.
t
he opening
.the box office the day tickets for the
last Who coricert went on sale. More
fall meeting
waiting . . . .
to be -held on Tuesday,
. You somehow manage to make it
November22
through the rest of your day. You're
at 11 a.m. in the
back in your room and decide to make
Annette
Evans Alumni
your weekly check-in-call to Mom. '
House
You go out to use the phone only
•· to find that, once again, the majotjty
of people in your dorm also had the
Refreshments will be served
same idea.
Fine. You figure that .as long as
·Questions and Answers
everyone's waiting for the phone,
,About
Theta Delta Rho.
now "would be the perfect time to get
rid of the clpthes monster that's been
growing in the bottom of your closet
WhatisTDR?
for the past three weeks. Well,
i Theta Delta Rho is a sorority open
guess again.
You carry all that
to all women who are students at
laundry down to the laundry room
Wilkes College and is one of the oldonly to find several baskets of other
est traditions on the Wilkes College
people's laundry in line for the single
campus.
machine.
As you can see, ·residence life is
What is its purpose?
filled with waiting, but waiting
Theta Delta Rho provides service to
isn't limited to just residents. Just
the community and to the college.
being a student on a day -to-day
basis requires a lot of waiting. Take
What are its activities?
registration, for example. I'm sure
It has an annual Golden Agers
everyone has had the wonderful
Christmas party for resi dents of
experience of waiting in line to get
area nursing homes , the women
his / her advisor's signature on
assist at registration for the Wrestling
, his/her .persepective ~hedule only
Tournament in December ,and serve
to find that he/ she has an even longer
as ushers for the graduation cere(llonline waiting for him/ her at the
ies in May .
registrar's office.
What about waiting for a computer
What can TDR do for me?
terminal, or for a test you took a
It will give you something to remem month ago to be returned? Or what
ber after your college years-TOR
about those really difficult times
friendships have been known to last a
spent waiting for MCA T , NLN . ·
lifetime!

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Dr. Wagiha Ta1lor recently too k
a gro up of Money and Banking
st udents on a one day visit to the
Federal Reserve Bank of New York,
the New York Stock Exchange ,
and the Commodity Exchange at the
World Trade Center. The prearranged trip included lectures, slide presentations, and question and answer
sessions at each of these New York
financial centers.
The purpose of the visit was to
provide the students with an insight ·
into the, workings of these most
important finan cial systems.
The
highlight of the visit to the Federal
Reserve Bank of New York was the
walk into the unique vault holding
the largest accumulation of gold in
the world. The gold is owned by
foreign nations and international
monetary institutions.

The Physical Education Department recently announced a variety of
new courses for the upcoming Spring
semester. Many of these courses can
be continued as lifetime recreational '
acuvmes.
The new courses include: night skiing, day skiing, racquetball, self defense for woman, karate, golf instruction, indoor soccer, and field hockey.
The ski courses are arranged in
group rates so the students can save a
great deal of money. The price of this
course includes transportation, lift
tickets, and rentals if desired. The
cost will range from $55 to $85 depending on the section and the need
for equipment rental for five days or
nights of skiing. The course is held at
Elk Mountain .
.
The racquetball course requires a
$34 . 50 payment to cover rourt fees
and a three month membership
which entitles the student to use the
Kingston Recreational Center's facilities anv rime, not just during sched-

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uled class hours. A minimum of six
and a m aximum of twelve students
will be needed to make the course go.
Any student with questions should
contact Mrs. Meyers at Weckesser Annex or call ext. 342.

T he -s ho w c a s e T he a t re w i 11
present Lilian Hellman 's Little
Foxes Nov. 24-27 at the Wilkes
College Center for the Performing ,
Arts. The play will be performed
at 8 p.m . each night with a special
..................................... student performance on Nov. 24.
Students and faculty will be admitted
Wilkes ·College will be conducting
free with college identication.
a marketi nl: study during the month ~
For more information contact
nf Novemher. The randomly selened J Eileen Carlin after 4 p.m. at
st·11d,·ri: n..-,.-eived notices on N nn 'i
281-1980.
; J in
the mail.
The survey is a comprehen si vc study of Wilkes students
and potential studen ts.
Thomas F. Kelly, the dean of
External Affairs, wishes that any
NORTHEAST PENNSYLVANIA
students receiving a request fill out
WAR GAMES ASSOCIATION
a questionaire.
meets every
Completion of the questionaire will
Thursday evening at 7: 30
aid Wilkes College in providing the
at the
best possible educational opportunAlumni House
ities for its present and future
students.
Board Games
Results of the marketing study
RPG 's
will be collected in March and organSoda
&amp; Food
ized to be put to use in April.

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Debate T earn Places Fourth At Tourney
From far and wide more than 17
institutions came to the main campus
of Pennsylvania State University to
participate in the annual Invitational
Speech and Forensic Tournamen t.
Wilkes College' s speech and debate
union received one of the invitations
and participated.
The members of "Kinney's Kids;'
while small in number for this tournament , nevertheless captured four
major trophies and finished the
tournament in fourth place overall.

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Donna O'Toole wun a fifth place
trophy for her persuasive efforts in
the field of Original Oratory. She
took a trophy in Extemporaneous
Speaking . winning over more than
40 contestants . Finally, O'Toole
was a finalist in the Impromptu
Salesmanship. ·in this competition
the contestant is given an object to
sell and must organize and present
the sales speech in no more than
seven minutes. Wilkes College has
always placed in this type of competit-

ion , which combines organizational
speaking and persuasive skills.
Annette Winski continued her
winning reco rd by being awarded
a tro phy for being a finalist in Impromtu Speaking.
The awards won by the debate
union so f;, r this year now number
24. The team has traveled over 4000
miles and averages better than six
trophies won per tournament this
year.

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Soccer Team Closes Out Season At 8-8by Tim Williams
The soccer ream dropped a 3-1 decision co cross-town rivals King' s College and defeated Delaware Valley
College 5-0, co close out the season
with an 8-8-2 record . The Colonels
haven't had a better season since 1976
when che boocers went 6-6.
King 's, concluding their best season ever, played with a great deal of

determination as is typical in the
heated inter-city contest.
The Monarchs pressured the Colonels defense through much of the first
half and managed co score two goals
within the first thirty minutes of the
match.
These two goals came as a result of
· poor defensive marking and a generally poor defensive effort. The first

Spotlight

Keohane Paces Colonels
Throughout The Season
by Tim Williams
The Wilkes cross country team recently placed 11th in the MAC championships. Leading the way for the
Colonels was freshman Mike Keohane
with a 13th place overall finish with a
time of 25 :13 . The nearest Wilkes
runner crossed the line 38 places be. hind Keohane.
All season long Keohane has been
Wilkes' top runner. The freshman engineer recorded his best regular season time on the Colonels' five mile
course when he clocked in at 25:54.
Aside from his fine performance at
the MACs, Keohane views the Colonels ' tri-meet with Scranton and
King's as one of his finest 'performances of the season, placing fourth
against the powerful area rivals.
Rarely does a Colonel harrier place
first in a meet, and Keohane is no exMike Keohane
ception. This is due to the fact that
the harriers run as a team, not individuals . When it is quite obvious that left arm . Often times he can be seen
the Colonels will come away with a around campus with an artificial atvictory any leader of the Wilkes harri- tachment which he controls by movers will slow his pace in order for the ing the limb forward or backward.
team to finish within close proximity
Keohane gives a great deal of credit
of ea::h other.
to his ·high school cross country coach
"Most teams aren't like us; they for teaching him how co run with his
aren 't as close as we are, some of their handicap. "I used to be a terrible runrunners are only out for personal ner, but my coach was willing to work
gain ," said Keohane. He added , on it with me . He actually taught me
" Dave (Macchina), Joe (Dill) , Tom how to run ," commented Keohane .
(McGuire), George (Hock en bury),
Prior co switching over co track in
and my room-mate Neil (Williams) 12th grade, Keohane played soccer
have all helped me out tremendously; for many years. ''The soccer team at
it was great to be a part of that team." Prep was pretty bdad and theh tdrack
Keohane, who hales from Living- team was very goo , so I switc e to
scon, N .J ., also faired well as a mem- track and cross country because I enber of the Seton Hall Prep High joyed running even though it was difSchool cross country team, where he ficult at first. "
was the team MVP. It was at that instiKeohane has continued his success
cution that he learned how to run in the college ranks and , the next
with his handicap.
three years promise to be fruitful for
This handicap seems from a birth both Keohane and the Colonel cross
defect that left him with half of his country team .

to attain their preseason goal of finishing the season at the . 500 mark.
Wilkes did not manage to score on
the Aggies until the 41st minute
when Wanzor pushed the ball co Matt
Wasel who crossed the ball to the onrushing Gary Klopchin. Klopchin's
head-shot was deflected but he managed to tuck away the rebound.
Twenty-four seconds later, Wanzor
again served a nice ball to Wasel who
was tripped in the penalty area. Wasel
was awarded a penalty kick which he
easily converted to put the Colonels
ahead 2-0 at the half.
Wanzor made it 3-0 on assists from
Mark Tobino and Wasel early in the
second half. The Colonels did not
score again until the 88 :26 mark when
co-captain Tim Williams deflected a
stray Paul O'Leary shot.
Just 46 seconds later Williams
pushed a ball to the waiting Jim Hancharick whose shot found the upperleft hand corner of the net.
Freshmen Don Shaw and Tom
Walton combined co make 5 saves as
they led the Colonels to their third
shutout of the year.

half ended with King's up by a score
-of 2-0 as the Wilkes team hit the
woodwork but was unable to hit the
netcords.
The Monarchs tallied a third goal
early in the second half to build a
three goal margin . Finally, the Colonels began to dominate but were unable to fin ish with a goal. With only
twenty minutes remaining in the
match Coach Wingert brought on the
reserves who began to make things
h~ppen .
In a wild scramble in front of the
King's net a Wilkes forward was
fouled which resulted in a penalty
kick. Freshman Frank Wanzor capitalized to put the Colonels on .the scoreboard.
The last· ten minutes were plagued
by vicious fouling and fights that resulted in the ejection of two players
from each team. This occurred when
two Colonels retaliated against a few
of the many Monarch antics.
The loss to King's dropped the
Colonels to 7-8-2 which made their
next match against Delaware Valley a
must win situation if the hooters were

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by Mike Keohane
The harriers 1983 season became
history this past weekend with the
running of the MAC championships
at Fort Indiantown Gap.
It was also the first day that each
member of the Wilkes team had his
best performance of the season, exeluding, of course the injured Dave
Machina, who could not participate.
This was the most competitive race
the harriers had run all year. The
Colonels faired well against more
than 150 runners from many different
schools. Even though the weather was
not the best for running .the Colonels
showed every other team that they·
had come co run their best race of the
season.
Co-captains Joe Dill and Tom
McGuire brought in fine performances to aid the team in their 11 th
place finish out of approximately 20
teams.
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freshman Mike Keohane was

Wilkes' top finisher placing 13th.
' George Hockenbury helped the
team effort with a 51st place finish.
Also , freshman Neil Williams •
placed 104th.
The harriers could not place higher
than either King's or Scranton.
The whole cross country team
would like to say goodbye and good ·
luck to senior co-captain Joe Dill, and •
an extra special thanks co Coach Dave
Mattes from the runners for all he has
done for the welf~re of the ream .

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Colonels Drop Last Game Of Season, 26-0
The Wilkes College Football Team dropped their last game by losing to
Delaware Valley College, 26-0 . The loss which marks the end of the Colonels·
season drops Wilkes to 2-7 overall, 1-7 -in the Middle Atlantic Conference .
The Wilkes defensiye unit, led by linebackers Rich Murray and Scott Bruggeworth, held the Aggies to one score and 97 yards total offense in the first
half.
The Colonels halted an Aggie drive in the first quarter, stopping them cold
on the 3 yard-line. The Colonel defense held steadfast as the Aggies tried to
score two minutes later. Delaware Valley missed a 44-yard field goal attempt
with 10: 14. remaining in the second quarter.
The Aggies got on the scoreboard with 6: 58 remaining in the first half when
quarterback Tom O'Neill tossed a 9-yard pass to Brian Brenneman. Sophomore Keith Conlon blocked the PAT for the Colonels to give Delaware Valley a
slim 6-0 lead at halftime.
Aggie running back Cosmo Losco scored two of Delaware Valley's three second half scores. One was a 24-yard pass from O'Neill with 9 miqutes remaining
in the third quarter. His~econd score came when he plunged into the endzone
from the 1 yardline at the end of the third quarter.
The Colonels failed to capitalize on a num ber of scoring opportunities, with
the best one coming with 1: 24 remaining in the first half. The Colonels had the
ball on the Aggie 9 yardline, as a result of a Delaware Valley fumble . A penalty

Wrestler·s
by Charlie Yozwiak
Colonel wrestling fans will be able
to get their first glimpse of the Wilkes
College Wrestling Team this year
when the grapplers take on the
alumni in the Sixth Annual VatsityAlumni Wrestling Meet at 8 p .m . Saturday in the gym.
"The meet gives the boys a taste of
what its going to be like during the

pushed the bali out to the 14 yardline, and th~ Colonels failed to :;core.
Placekicker Jo Jo Mantione missed a 39-yard field goal attempt , as the half
ended.
Mike Higgins and Jerry Russomano, both runningbacks, helped the Colonel
offensive effort, along with junior wide receiver Ed Mann.
Ed Kennelly, Allan Roberts, Gerry O'Neill, Don Sparks, Mike Slepian, Rich
Murray, and Tony Popple all played the last game of their football careers at
Wilkes on Saturday.
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wrestling program .
The meet will feature past greats
such as Mark Popple ~nd Lenny Nelson and a host of other grapplers who
have wrestled for Wilkes over the
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The proceeds ?f the event will be

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for the opening regular season match
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one of the best teams in the East, and
Lehigh is always good ."
''The key to a successful season will
be keeping starters healthy and getting the lower weights in the correct
weight class, " Reese added .
The Colonels will be looking to improve on last year's 12-7 dual record
and to be in the top 20 teams in the
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Junior Debi Cometa, sophomore
Allysse Croft, and freshman Yvonne
Pierman have been selected to compete in the United States Field
Hockey Association National Tournament in California over the Thanksgiving holiday.
This marks the first time that
Wilkes has had three players participating at the national tournament.
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November 18, 1983

the country.
The selection process began the
weekend of November 4 when Wilkes
College hosted the Susquehanna
Field Hockey Association (SFHA)
Tournament.
Since the college does not fund the
field hockey team once the season
ends, the Lady Colonels participate as
the colonel club.
Several other teams converged at
Artillery Park to pit nearly 100 players
for 33 positions. These 33 players

would then a'dvance to the sectional
tournament.
Cometa was chosen to SFHA team
I, Pierman to SFHA team II, and
Croft to SFHA team III. No other
Wilkes p}ayers managed to advance to the second round.
Representing the Susquehanna Association, the three ladies played
against association teams from: Buffalo, C:entral Pennsylvania, Finger
Lakes, Lancaster, and Pittsburgh.
This tournament was held at Juniata

Allysse Croft
CoHege on November 12th and 13th.
Cometa, Pierman , and Croft all
survived the final selection which allowed them to represent the Mideast
Section in the USFHA national tournament.
The United States is divided into
nine field hockey sections and the Mideast section is traditionally one of
the strongest in the country.

Colonels -Surgeln Last Min~tes To Win
by Charlie Y ozwiak In a comeback which is rivaled on~y by the Romans at the Battle of Alesia ,
the Wilkes College f•ootball team overcame a 17-point deficit in the fourth
quarter to defeat FDU-Madison, 30-26, on November 4.
The Colonels, under the direction of head coach Bill Unsworth , amassed
315 yards in total offense, with 240 coming from the air.
Sophomore quarterback Eric Reidinger and junior wide receiver Ed Mann
led the airborne assault for the Colonels. They connected for two touchdown
passes. The first came with 9: 13 remaining in the first quarter. The Colonels
scored from 20 yards out, and the PAT failed.
The Colonels went into the locker room at halftime , trailing 20-6 to the
Jersey Devils.
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In.the second half, Jo Jo Mantione started off the scoring for the Colonels
when he booted a 25-yard field goal in the third quarter. FDU scored once
more to give them a convincing 26-9 lead.
Then hope started to rise on the Colonel sidelines. The Reidinger-Mann ·
duo started off a 21 point scoring spree for the Colonels with 5: 29 remaining ·
in the game. Reidinger finished off a three-play drive from midfield when he
tossed a 12-yard touchdown pass to Mann. Reidinger then hit Mike Higgins
for the two-point conversion to make the score 26-17.
FDU then fumbled the ball on their own 35-yard line to set up the next
Colonel score. Reidinger connected with senior tight end Mike Slepian from
11 yards out to cut FDU's lead, 26-23. The conversion failed. There was
4: 25 remaining on the clock.
Colonel linebacker Scott Bruggeworth intercepted an FDU pass at midfield

with only 2: 15 remaining. The Colonels went right to work and drove down
to the Jersey Devils' one-yardline. Jerry Russomano scored the winning
touchdown when he plunged over the endzone with just 1 : 14 remaining.
Mantione sealed the fate of the Jersey Devils when he kicked the PAT to
finalize the score, 30-26.
Reiding~r was 19 for 39 in passing attempts, throwing for 240 yards and
three touchdowns. Mann had 10 receptions for 161· yards and two touchdowns.
The Colonels' offensive effort was aided by center Gerry O 'Neil and cocaptain Tony Popple at the guard spot. Tight end Tom Monsell (who also
holds for field goals and PATs) and wide receiver Joe Lisnak also contributed
to the fourth quarter surge by the Colonels.
Defensively, the Colonels were led up front by George Solomon and Dan
Paveletz, with Mike Duncan and Rich Hochreiter also putting pressure on
FDU's backfield. Keith Conlon, Steve Kotch, and Pete Walsh also contributed
to the defensive effort.
''I was a little concerned that we weren't playing very well in the first half,''
said Unsworth. "Only four of their players were stopping our entire offense.
We never should have been in that position,'' Unsworth added. ''I was
pleased that our guys got it _together in the second half. Our offensive line
performed exceptionally well in the last six minutes of the game. Ed Mann was
simply outstanding.''
"We knew that we could've done better than we did in the first half,"
defensive tackle George Solomon said. "It was great to come back like that.
,We proved that we could do it."

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tWi _WISH VOii A
MERRY CR/llST&amp;AS..
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS
from

THE BEACON
Vol. XXXVI
NG 7_
D ·ec. 9. 1983

Wilkes College

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Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766""

Marketing Study Offers Possible Improvements
by Thomas J. Monsell
A marketing study headed by Dean
Thomas Kelly has been underway
since September and is heading full
force towards its goal of finding potential problems and improving the
college so that it fully benefits present
and potential students. ''This kind of
study has been talked about for
years" said Kelly.
The actual formation of the committee to conduct the study came together late September when President Capin appointed Kelly head of
the committee. Special "task forces"
were formed to examine all aspects of

the college as thoroughly as possible.
These "task forces", composed of
faculty and administrators, are: 1) admissions; This committee examines
making the college more attractive to
potential students. 2) publications
and communication; These people
look at the publications put out by
the college such as the brochures sent
to prospective students to see if it portrays the college correctly: 3) retention; This committee deals with student advising. It examines the
academic means of advising students
and if it suits the needs of the students. 4) financial aid committee;
The members look at the limited

funds of the college and how to best
distribute them. 5) research; This
committee collects data that will be
helpful to "retaining" students and
getting students to want to apply to
Wilkes. 6) outcomes and environment; This committee looks at the
college as a whole and incorporates
the five aforementioned committees'
findings into bettering the college.
The research committee has been
, active as of late with a marketing survey of Wilkes students. The survey involved general questions about all aspects of college life, from athletics to
academics to social. 300 students were
sent letters in the mail inviting them

to take the survey with a $3.00 gift
certificate to the book store offered as
an added incentive to participate.
Only half of the students showed up
at the testing site, leaving Kelly
without the results he needed. Kelly
needs the 150 students who did not
show up to take the test so the answer
will not be "biased" .
Kelly expects that the answers to
the survey will help the committees to
recognize problems so that they can
implement changes that will improve
the college over the next few years. He
also views this survey as an "opportunity for students to express themsel,,
ves.

by Sean P. Connolly

Search

Winds
Down
Who will fill this executive

body in 1984?

The Wilkes College presidential search committee has narrowed the field of
applicants for the college presidency to three candidates, with two of the candidates scheduled to visit the campus and be interviewed by the board of trustees
before Christmas break. In December 1982, Wilkes President Robert Capin
announced his intention to vacate the position onJune 1, 1983.
The first candidate arrived on Tuesday, November 29 and met with faculty
and administration. On Wednesday, an open meeting for trustees, faculty, and
administration was held at 3:30 at the Cente:r for the Performing Arts. The
audience met the candidate and asked him questions about his possible presi' dency.
Dr. Robert Heaman, faculty member of the search committee, said the second candidate visited the campus on December 5, and received the same
treatment as the first, with an open meeting scheduled for December 6 at 3:30
at the CPA. The date the third candidate will be on campus has not been
scheduled.
The committee screened over 150 applicants since last semester. T}:iey met
with potential candidates in Philadelphia and in the Pocono Mountains to
achieve the final phase of the search. The locations were held out of town to
secure the candidates' identities and present employment, said Heaman.
In addition to the committee's work, the college allotted $10,000 to the
Presidential Search Consultation Service, which is a company that assists with
the solicitation of candidate nominations. Heaman said the investment was
good because the company has the resources to solicit the proper people.
The committee is comprised of seven board of trustees members, two faculty
members, and one student, Dave Fife. The committee's deadline is February
1, 1984, and Heaman said he sees no problems in meeting it. "We're really
impressed with the qualifications of the candidates, and the committee is
working well together,'' said Heaman. He added that Patty Davies, head' of the
committee, should be commended for her participation.

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Yet Another Letter Fro01
The SG President

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Dear Editor,
Now that we have all of our official
members for this year, Student Government has decided to announce a
list of all the Student Government
staff. These Student Government
members are currently serving as a vocal link between the student body and
the administration. ·If anyone has any
problems concerning any aspect of
campus life, throughout the year,
please feel free to talk to any of these
people to see what can be done.
Please remember Student Government is here to work for you but without your support we can't accomplish
anything. Also, if you don't know any
of these people, our meetings are
every Monday at 6:30 p.m ; They are
open to everyone to express their ·
opinion.

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STUDENT GOVERNMENT
OFFICERS
President . . . ... . ... . Ralph Pringl1
Vice-President . .. .... Shelly Urbat
Treasurer ..... .. .. . . . Don Talent
Recording Secretary ... Sue HavriU
Corresponding Secretary Beth Corte:
Parliamentarian ...... Dave Talent
Commuter Council
President . .. ... Dave Kalinows·
Inter-Residence Hall
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Council President . . .. Al Melus~

CLASS OF 1984 REPS.
Sue Havrilla
Kay Potter
Dave Talenti
Don Talenti
Phyl Totaro
Debbie Vogt

CLASS OF 1985 REPS.
Scott Bruggeworth
Bob Gunderson
Marion Karmilowicz
Beth Sands
Shelly Urban
Steve Urbanski

CLASS OF 1986 REPS .
Jeanine Bolinski
Beth Cortez
RandaFahmy
Linda Fritz
Chrissie May
Stacey Toslosky

CLASS OF 1987 REPS.
Joe Andes
Paula Buterbaugh
Caryl Goldsmith
Debbie Pavlico
Dave Siegelman
Vicki Straka

CLASS PRESIDENTS
Jim Volpi - Senior
Ellen McDermott - Junior
Steve Dimarco - Sophomore
Lori Whiteash - Freshman

Calling All Teachers
Dear Sir/ Madam:
The Foreign &amp; Domestic Teachers
Orga~ization needs teacher applicants m all fields from Kindergarten
through College to fill over six hundred teaching vacancies both at home
and abroad.
Since 1968, our organization has
been finding _vacan~ies and locating
teachers both m foreign countries and
in all fifty states. We possess hundreds
of current openings and have all the
information as to scholarships,
grants, and fellowships.
The principal problem with first
ye~ teachers is where to find the jobs!
Smee College Newspapers are always anxious to find positions for
their gra_d uating teachers, your paper
may be mterested in helping to find
employment for them by printing our

request for teachers in your paper.
Our information and brochure is
free and comes at an opportune time

when there are more teachers than
teaching positions.
Should you wish additional information about our organization, you
may write the Portland Oregon Better
Business Bureau or the National
Teacher's Placement Agency, UNIVERSAL TEACHERS, Box 5231,
Portland, Oregon 97208 .
. We do not promise every graduate
1? ~he field of education a definite posmon, however, we do promise to
provide them with a wide range of
hundreds of current vacancy notices
both at home and abroad.
Stacecely,
John P. McA&amp;drew, President
Foreign &amp; Domestic Teachers.

ASSOCIATE COMMITTEE
CHAIRMEN
Steve Scharpnick
Karen Shinn
Sharon Fidishun
.Donna Garber
Thank You,
Ralph Pringle
Student Government President

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Beacon Exclusive: SG After Hours
by Donna Nitka
Have you ever found yourself wondering about Student Government
and what it does? Do you know who's
on the SG Executive Council or who
your representatives are? In an effort
to answer some of these questions and
help you become more familiar with
Student Government the Beacon conducted an interview ~ith the SG Executive Council : Ralph Pringle, president; Shelly Urban , vice-president;
Don Talenti , treasurer; Sue Havrilla,
recording secretary; Beth Cortez, corresponding secretary; and Dave Talenti , parliamentarian~
Beacon: What is SG? What do you see
as its main purpose?
Ralph: Speaking personally, I see Student Government as an organization
to act as a liaison to the students in
any aspect of their life, be they commuter or resident students. We represent them with any student problem.
Basically, as an organization we can ' t
really represent the minor issues, such
as if one person has a problem we can
offer suggestions to that person. But,
basically as an organization we only
have enough people to work with maJOr issues.
Shelly: Our major purpose is, as it
should be, on the academic side because we do have the Commuter
Council and IRHC to help us with the
other aspects.
Don: Our social and our monetary
sides are our most visible, but we do a
great deal of our work with faculty
and administration . We try to keep
the college as nice as it is.
Dave: I look at the organization as
more or less a forum where students
can bring their problems and they can
be, hopefully, intelligently, systematically organized , and presented to
whoever is concerned; whether it be
to the administration, faculty . ..
whatever the problem is . It could be
soci:i.l. classe-s, anything, anything at
ail.

Ralph: Along that line I would just
like to say, and I stated it over and over
again many times, that our meetings
are open, for anyone to attend and express an opinion or express a problem .
Shelly: And we really do want people
to come. Not too many people take
advantage of that and we would really
like to see a lot more students . . . .
Beacon: Why do you think people
don't take advantage of that?
Don: Number one, it's easier to complain and criticize than do the work.
Number two, it 's rather intimidating
to walk in all alone to a meeting with
35 people.
Dave: They think we 're one big
clique. I don't see ;my grounds for
that. Granted we work alot, we work
closely together with the different activities so we become very good
friends, but that doesn't mean our
circle isn' t open to new people. They
feel that Student Government is very
cliquish and that they're not going to
be welcome because everyone has
their own buddies.
Beth: People think a lot of Student
Government is social events. They're
wrong. That's what it may look like.
First of all , we do do alot of that stuff
for the students but we are involved
with academic decisions and most of
the big discussions last year and this
year have been about academic committee reports, getting stuff passed
for the students.
Don: Also, we're responsible for
. where the students' activity fee
money goes. That's where they get
the idea of social. This year the student 3:ctivity fee was $50 . ..
Ralph: Every year we do draw up a
budget and that's where the student
activity fee comes in. The average stu~
dent thinks we're social, but we do
have committees dedicated to other
things . . . such as, we have an academic committee, an ecumenical
committee. We have a finance com-

mittec, a constitution com~ittee,
TliliC, which is a faculty commmee.
Don: Every faculty committee has a
student representative .
Ralph: No, we don't have a rep . on
graduate studies and we don ' t have a
rep. on faculty policy.
Beacon: But do students on the faculty committees have any input into
the committee?
All: Yes, they do .
Ralph: There are two students on each
student-faculty committee. One student is a voting member and one student is a non-voting member, an alternate. At meetings they both get to
_express their opinions to the fullest,
but when it comes down to a vote ,
only one student actually gets to vote.
Beacon: But are their opinions really
taken into consideration?
Don: Yes, they are.
Dave: I believe they are. I've been on
the academic standards committee,
and I've .. .
Don: As long as they' re talking intelligently.
Ralph: I must say that we really
shouldn't generalize. That would be
up to the committee and the committee chairman of that year . ..
Don: And these aren't just Student
Government reps.
Ralph: That's another thing the president does . At the end of the year I put
out applications for student-faculty
committees; judicial committee, and
student government committee
chairpersons. These are open to any
student on campus. All they have to
do is fill out an application. As a matter of fact, we try to involve more peo-.
pie by giving those positions to nonSG representatives . But, as in the
past, usually the students who apply
for those positions are student government members. Last year I had to
go out and round up some of my
riends to serve on those committees.

Beacon: \What have been you r major
accomplishments thus far this year?
Have you had any?
Ralph: The major accomplishment
that I have seen in Student Government was the Happy Hour. I think it
drew a lot of unity between organizations. I look at it as something I've
wanted to see done for a while . I look
at it as a chance for people who are
involved to critique other people who
are involved, to critique their organization, to let them know what they
feel are valid criticisms of their organization and valid "positivism," or
whatever you want to say. I think
that' s been the major accomplishment we've had this semester.
Don: Most students don ' t realize all
the work that goes on behind Student
Government, our involvement in faculty committees, making the committees aware of student gripes. Most
people don't know what 's going on in
these committees. All they know is
what they read in the Beacon, what
the Beacon reporter writes about the
meetings . . .. You can't just look for
major accomplishments when were
involved in so many things. People
don't realize all the work that goes on
behind SG. The average rep . puts in
at least five hours per week, but most
reps. put m more.
Dave: People criticize us, saying we' re
just having a good time. We have a
good time, but we get work done.
You'll always have people who complain, but if they don't approach
someone about it, it's just complaining for it's own sake.
Beacon: What can be done to improve Student Government's image
on campus?
Don: Good press.
Sue: Publicity.
Ralph: We have to let people know
who is on SG and what we do.

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Real News
. Applications for Winter Weekend
teams will be available on Friday.January 20, in the Student Government
Office, library, and bookstore . Applications will be due Friday, February 3.
Winter Weekend will be held February 10, 11, and 12 .

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Wilkes College became the first institution in Northeastern Pennsylvania to receive permission from the
House of Delegates for the Sigma
Theta Tau, national honor society in
nursing, to establish a local chapter.
Installation will take place on March
24.

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You have 10 years from the time
you were discharged to use your G.I.
benefits. You may be eligible to receive over $15,390 in tax free educational benefits while earning a de-

TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
(All V.A. Educational benefits
cease on December 31 , 1989.) Contact the Office of Veterans Affairs.

Auditions for the musical by Bertolt Brecht and Kurt Weill, The
Threepenny Opera, will be held January 18, 19, and 20, from 7 to 9 p.m. in
the Center for Performing Arts. The
production, a joint effort of the theatre program and the music department, require~ a variety of male and
female performers. Those with little
or no acting or singing experience are
encouraged to tryout.Jay D . Siegfried
will stage the play and Richard Chapline will be the musical director. For
further information call ext. 415.

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Applications for the February 3rd
Talent Show are now available in the
library, Residence Life Office, ~d ,
Student Government Office. ALL ·
ACTS WELCOME. Apply soon!

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The Wilkes College h;ookstore has
initiated a new book return policy.
The policy states that books may be
returned four weeks into the semester, instead of the previous threeweek period. The past policy was
changed to coincide with the four
week period in which classes may be
dropped.

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Evans Remembers Wilkes In Will
by Markay Nocera
The late Mr. William L. Evans has
willed over half a million dollars to
Wilkes College this past summer. The
bequest is to be placed in the college
endowment fund. Evans, who was a
native of Wyoming Valley and a resident of Harvey's Lake, died last May
at the age of 91.
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Prisoner Seeking Damages
A 7-foot tall inmate at the Maryland Correctional Institution is suing prison
officials for $100 ,000 because his bed is so small it caused him severe back and
leg pains .
The inmate , Daniel Bartecchi Jr., 23 filed the lawsuit against Warden
Marlon Bachtel and Guard Captain Thomas Greenfield. The suit alleged Bartecchi "complained of a need for a longer bunk and more specifically, complained of severe pain in his back and legs."
The prisoner seeks $25,000 in compensatory damages and 25,000 in punitive damages against both Bachtel and Greenfield.

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Peace Duty of Church says Pope
Pope John Paul the Second told U.S. bishops last Saturday that their local
churches should be "communities promoting peace, living peace, invoking
peace."
The Pope spoke at a special audience for three American bishops who were
the latest of a series of American bishops to visit the Vatican in what are called
'' Ad Limma" visits. Bishops make these visits at least once every five years . The
Pope also said, "Your own dedicated efforts to promote peace and to help
establish in the world those conditions that favor peace are, like peace itself,
totally dependent on God's grace ."

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Israeli War Planes Blast Lebanon Targets
Israeli war planes, eluding missiles and antiaircraft fire, bombed suspected
Palestinian bases in the mountains near Beirut in retaliation for a guerrilla
attack that killed an Israeli soldier.
Israeli military authorities said that the planes returned safely to base after
pounding headquarters belonging to' 'several terrorist organizations operating
under Syrian inspiration." In Tel Aviv, the Israeli military command said the
raid came one day after rnasked guerrillas firing bazookas and automatic rifles
at a convoy killed an Israeli soldier in the South Lebanese town ofNabatiyeh.

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The Palestine Liberation Organization leader accused Syria and his enemies ·
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threatening letters and phone calls all
semester, said editor-in-chief Becky
Whitman . The notes concerned guest
columnists and editorials that offended certain individuals. The staff
reported rl. :, , rhe\ l1ad no idea the
compl ;,; ,. -r .- ri"'
woulctgotosuch _
drastic mea~ure~.
Th'- r,mso1n note called for the immediate halt of the popular "Ann &amp;
Abby" gossip column, a recent addition to the newspaper. Whitman said
the Beacon would not give into such
terrorist tactics and "Ann &amp; Abby"
will continue to be printed . She
added, "We can only hope that they
will take good care of Nephythysis or
possibly return him ." Whitman described the criminals as a ruthless
bunch of fascist censors.
Tom Mansell, asst. news eclitor,
said, "Everyone is kind of broken up
around here since this happened. He
was part of our 'family.' Sean Connolly was planning to bring him
home for the holidays. The rest of the
staff has stated removing a lot of personal items from the office. It's really
tragic.''
If anyone has information concerning the whereabouts of the plant
please contact the Beacon office at
ext. 379. Reward is possible.

A member of the Beacon staff was
casually flipping through a copy box
when she picked up a piece of paper,
read it twice, and said, "Oh my God!
They've got Nephythysis!"
A stunned group of editors and -reporters looked at her with disbelief.
Then it sunk in. The official Beacon
plant had been kidnapped.
On Dec. 6 between 12 p .m. and
5:30 p.m. someone entered the Beacon office on the third floor of the student center building and forcibly removed the plant from the premises.
Dirt and water were found on the
news editor's desk suggesting the
likeliness of a hurried escape or a
struggle.
A distraught feature editor, Donna
Nitka, said, "I saw Nephy when I entered · the office at 11: 30. I watered
him, did some work, and then left the
office unlocked for about an hour.''
When Nitka returned to the office to
gather her belongings she said copy
editor, Lor Martin entered the room .
Martin said she did not notice the
plant and left the office within minutes. Martin said she then returned to
the office at 5: 30 and stayed until the
ransom note was found.
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Steeley Dan just got out of the studio, but what they will do I don ' t
know because I haven't heard or read
anything from a reliable source. Walter Becker has been fighting a statutory rape charge for a while, and since
Steeley Dan has never had a close relationship with the press, they' re hard
to keep track of (one can always pick
up any issue of Rolling Stone and read
something about Bowie or Sting or
Mick Jagger, because they love the
spotlight).
Another more reliable rumor is
that Phil Collins is going to sit in the
late John Bohnom's place to reincarnate Led Zepp/in. Genesis is on their
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anyone has found one, please
contact Karen at ext. 115 .
Thank you .

B.T.

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Have a great Christmas . I' II
miss you lots! It was great getting to know you . You're really something .
Love ,
SPC

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To R.H . and B.H. and Karen and Henry and Daria and
the Manuscnp t and Writing
Lab gangs: Merry Ho-Ho!
Miss you all. If I write one
more paper I think I will die .
My Yeats prof. is a structuralist. Can I make it to X 0 mas ?
Love ya!
Amy

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Kare n ,
Pack your bags! Florida,
here we come!
Fa Fa Fa Fa,
Sean-Sean

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Ralphie: The gerbil lives .
Amy

To all my lovely ladies who
are making me feel at home
- Acceptance is awfully nice,
even if it comes with the practical jokes.
Thanks,
Lor

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Cathy,
Don't worry, you ' ll make it
through Physics and everything else!
The girl on the other side of
the bathroom .

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Neec ,
Who needs them?
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Chris,
You'll make it too .
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Dave Kai 's sister, here is
your classified , but I don 't
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To the Beacon staff (except
S.S.C. , to whom I'm still not
speaking):
I'm impressed , let me tell
ya . Wish you all could come
to State College (on second
thought . . . ). Good guys
- here, Donna ; want me to
send you one for X-mas?
Only kidding, Sean. May the
force be with you, guys .
AmyE .

Ellen, Shelly, Robin , and
Vicky: I want you BAD!!
Please give my pants back .

Dear Circle K ,
Thanks for making this the
best Chanukah I've ever had .
You people aren ' t my second
family, you ' re my special
famil y. Dan-U-Ben! J love
you !
Love,
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an entire semester. Only one
more left, you can do it.

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Becky W Do editors-inchief need love too? Us .

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me .

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Merry Christmas , Janet .
We love you lots . Donna &amp;
Patty.

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Tim W Get to work, you
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lhuugh . Columbia's been talkmg
about the new Boston release for the
last 5 years .
The Rolling Stones: " Under
Cover!" *****
This could be the best yet. Over the
years The Stones have developed the
"Rolling Stones Sound" the way Motown developed the "Motown
Sound." If you' re into Motown , you
may not like "Tears of a Clown"
(Smokey Robinson), but you never
· say: "I like the Temps and not the
Spinners, Smokey Robinson never
did much for me, but I love the Four
Tops." It just doesn't happen .
Well, The Stones are the same way.
You either like them or you don 't.
Okay, Mick's old and doesn't shake it
like he used to. So what if Keith is in
debt to the blood bank for the next 50
years. Bill Wyman 's almost 50 ? Sure
"Let's Spend the Night Together"
was a box office bomb, they're older
and simply just don't have that
"umph."
Put the same '' old ' ' men in the studio and nobody wails like them. "Under Cover" is the first album since
" Some Girls" that was written before
they were anywhere near the studio.
" Emotional Rescue " and " Tattoo
You '' were made up of songs that
were just thrown together. ("It's got a
good beat and you can dance to it, so
let's cut it.")
"Under Cover" is a well-planned ,
well-produced album done by professionals who've done nothing but cut
gold and platinum albums for over 20
years. Look for "Too Much Blood" to
go like a bullet.
In the meantime, the contract The
Stones signed with Columbia calls for
five albums in ten years for a whopping $28 million, one of which is a
Mick "solo" album . Expect The
Stones to be at the top of the music
scene for a long time.

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by Charlie Yozwiak
The Wilkes College wrestling
team, under the direction of head
coach John Reese. lost its first two
matches of the 1983-84 season to Oregon State University and Navy.
O.S.U. handed the Colonels a 30-9
loss, while Navy got by with a 23-13
victory.
Against O.S .U. the Colonels
started off strong when Marc Sodano
won a 7-2 decision over his opponent
in the 118-pound match. Doug Billig

was edgel in the next bout, 5-2,
Doug Collina was pinned in the 134pound match, and Kurt Rowlette, at
142 for the Colonels, was decisioned
11-9, over his opponent.
The Colonels then came within six
points of O.S.U. when freshman
Glenn Whiteman outlasted his opponent, 8-1. TomJamicky was pinned at
158, and Gene Clemens was decisioned, 9-4 . Mike Garvin, at 177, was
decisioned over his opponent, 10-6 .
Mark Correll then found himself on
the lower end of a high-scoring, 15-13

decision . Heavy weight Tony Troyan
was pinned by his opponent to final ize the score at 30-9 .
Against Navy, the Colonels also
started off well with a victory by Sodano . Sodano is 2-0 on the season and
is ranked 16th nationally by the Amateur Wrestling News.
At 126, Billig was outscored 8-5,
while Collina tied his opponent 6- 1\: ;t
134. Rowlette decisioned his '0p~ ,l
nent, 9-2, to give him his first win of
the season. He is ranked 14th nationally. Whiteman drew with his oppo-

Cagers Lose
Season Opener
by Janee Eyerman
The Wilkes College cagers took to
the road for their season opener
against Alvernia and came away with
an 83-67 win .
Rich Sheaffer garnered 23 po1nts to
be the game's scoring leader, while
freshman Eric Jacobs took control and
led the offensive attack.
The team 's objective was to force
turnovers by Alvernia and capitalize
on them as much as possible.
At the half the Colonels were up by ·
ten and added 10 more unanswered
points at the start of the second half.
That put the game out of reach for Alvernia and gave Wilkes their first win .
Wilkes continued their season, on
the road with Delaware Valley. The
Colonels came up with the short end,
losing 85-8 7.
The Colonels came out shakey and
played a confused first half, but still
had the edge on Delaware Valley at
the halfway point,47-42 .
The age and inexperience of the
squad was blamed for the breakdown
in the early minutes of the game and
was corrected by Bellairs. The Wilkes
men came out ~trong after the half

but lost their composure and began
fouling out late in the game.
A last second effort by Collins and a
missed tap in by Dave Zapatocky gave
the 'Yin to Delaware Valley and set the
men at 1-1.
After just losing to Delaware Valley
the Colonels were faced with the task
of dualing with Lycoming on Lycoming ' s home court.
The game played evenly, throughou I both halves and was sent into over
umc when .Jacob 's shot missed and
the tap in was ouH.•l~bounded.
The overtime period saw the men
of LyLoming dominate and go onto
win ,80-86. Rick Sheaffer was the high
scorer for Wilkes with 26 pqints.
"The future performances of the
team depends on how much they
want to win and how well they adapt
to an aggres~ive style of play.'' Bellairs
co11 1inued ' The inexperience and age
of the team 1,,ay also be a factor."
This loss drops the Wilkes men to
1 .' and tf1 c 11 ,-~·.1 contest is Saturday,
. D1 rember 1, ·. ., way at FDU-Madison .
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nenc at 150 for the Colonels.
Correll won by virtue of his ridin g
time (2 :26 worth) after launching a
come-from-behind 6-5 victory over
· his man. Jamicky was pinned at 1::i R.
while Clemens was decisioned 14- - ,•1
167.Jim Mulligan was defeat~d , 4 -·J
in the 177-pound bout, while Troyan
lost a major decision, 10-2.
The final score was Navy 23, Wilkes
13 . The Colonels are now 0-2 in the
season.

Gridders Say
Farewell To 1983
by Charlie Yozwiak
The Wilkes College football team
ended their 1983 season recently
when they suffered a 26-0 drubbing
at the hands of Delaware Valley College .
The Colonels, under the direction
of head coach Bill Unsworth, finished
the season with a 2-7 record overall, 17 in the Middle Atlantic Conference.
Playing their last game of their collegiate careers for the Colonels included seniors Allan Roberts, Jerry
O'Neill, Don Sparks, Ed Kennelly,
and co-captains Tony Popple,and Rich
Murray.
The Colonels will be looking to improve on their 2-7 mark next year. The
Colonels, with 30 returning lettermen, will be looking to set the first
winning record at Wilkes in 10 years.
That was in 1974, which was also the
last MAC championship for the Colonels.
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The Colonel offensive unit will remain almost intact, with three experience1 quarterbacks - in the forms of

Randy Rice, Eric Reidinger, and Brad
Scarborough - will be returning for
the 1984 season.
Junior wide receiver Ed Mann will
also be returning for next year's season. Ma·nn, a transfer student, earned
All-E .C.A.C. honors recently because
of his performance in the come-frombehind victory over FDU-Madison .
He hauled in 10 receptions and two
touchdown passes for 161 yards to
help the Colonels overcome a 17point, fourth quarter deficit against
the Jersey Devils. Wilkes won the
game, 30-26.
The Colonels were helped out defensively throughout the season by
veteran linebackers Scott Bruggeworth and Rich Murray, and freshman
linebacker Phil Cyriax . George Soloman, Dan Paveletz, and Sam Graziano also helped out the Colonels up
front.
The Colonels will now take · to the
weight room, and work to build muscle and develop strength to gain a
physical advantage over their oppo'nents in 1984.

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Vol XXXVI
No. 7.
.Dec . 9,··1981,

Boaters Attain Pre-Season Goals
by Tim Williams
The Wilkes College soccer team
finished their 1983 campaign with an
8-8-2 record after playing the toughest soccer schedule in the schools 35year history of the sport.
The Colonels got ofr.to their finest
start ever when they lost only one of
their fitst seven matches. Coach
Wingert's hooters then dropped four
of the next five games in a fatal midseason slump.
The slump was due to the inexperience of the players, most of whom are
freshman. It was at this point in the
season that the players met up with
their first wave of exams.
Wilkes finished out the final third
of the season around the . 500 mark.
This season the ·Colonels took on
two Division I foes, Virginia Tech
University and Notre Dame, and
fared well in both matches. In addition to this they played East Stroudsburg University and Longwood University (both Division II powers) and a
host of tough Division III teams.

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When the hooters travelled to
Blacksburg, Virginia to play Tech and
Radford they played one of their best
and their absolute worst games of the
year all in one weekend. Tech tied the
Colonels in the 88th minute to send
the game into ove~time. The following day Longwood blew away Wilkes
by a score of 7-0.
A week later the college hosted the
Fighting Irish who edged the Colonels by a score of 1-0. Wilkes held out
against the Irish assault until the final
few minutes of the match when the
defense eventually broke down .
The Colonels wound up the year on
a solid note as they demolished the
Aggies of Delaware Valley College by
a score of 5-0.
·
Freshman Mike Molloy lead all ;
Wilkes players in scoring with seven
goals and six assists for 20 points. Molloy was followed by freshman Jeff
Wertz ~ith eight goals and on~ assist
for 17 points.
The majority of the goalkeeping
duties were shared by freshman Bill
Hankins and Don Shaw. They turned

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away 155 of the opponent's 336 shots,
promising future for the Wilkes soccer
and combined for three shutouts.
program.
The midfield chores were held
Goals Asmts Points
down by junior co-captain Greg Lo- . Player
Mike
Molloy
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defensive responsibilities.
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Lady Colonels
Start Off Strong ·
by Tim Williams

The Wilkes College field hockey team finished its 1983
season by losing 4-0 to Franklin and Marshall in the first round of the MAC
playoffs. The Lady Colonels finished their campaign 7-9, second place in the
MAC Northwest Division. Leading scorer on the year was Debi Cometa with 10
goals, 4 assists.followed by Sally Vojtek's 6 goals, 6 assists,and Stacey Baldwin
with 3 goals and 3 assists.
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Team members are : Top row from left to right: bead coach Gay Meyers,
Dorthy Zwoyer, Joanna Dombeck, Sharon Domzalski , Sally Vojtek, Lisa
Thomas, Stacey Baldwin, Valerie Frey, Yvonne Pierman, Perri Nejib, Keren
Bennet.
Bottom row from left to right: Nadine Wieder, Mary Ann Judge, Debbie
Nelson, Tracey Kelly, Janee Eyerman, Jeaqp.e Dougherty, Debi Cometa,and
Alysse Croft.
Missing form picture: Co-captains Karen Johnson and Tracy Day and
assistant coach Mary Jo Hrom hak.

Roberts.switched from a zone to a
man•to,man defense which enabled
them to shut down the Lycoming ofThe Lady Colonel Cagers opened
fense. ·
. up their season with back to back wins
Smith was again the game's high
on the road against Delaware Valley
. scorer with 23 points as she shot 50%
College and MAC foe Lycoming Colfrom tat; field and 75 % from the line.
lege.
The team shot 50% from both the
Coach Nancy Roberts' ball club
field and the line .
dominated Delaware Valley through"It's great to be 2-0 right now. "
out the entire game on their way to a
Ro.berts continued, "We don't like
95-41 win.
playing at Lycoming, and that's part
Senior Kim Smith lead all scorers
of the reason we did not•have a good
with 26 points followed by junior
first half. But, the girls got gutsy and
Deanna Kyle with 22 points. Smith
pulled out the win. ''
also pulled in 15 rebounds and senior
The Lady Colonels will take on
Karen Bove added 11 more.
Roberts noted that junior Charlene · Marywood College Saturday, December 10 at 7:00 p.m. as they look to seHurst played well defensively in addition to adding 14 ·p oints to the wincure their home operier..
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Vol. XXXVI .

No.9
Feb. 3, 1984

Presidential Persona Picked
by Sean P. Connolly
On December 12, 1983, Wilkes
College announced the successor to
current President Robert~. Capin.
The chairman of the History Department of Sangamon University in
Springfield, Illinois, Dr. Christopher
N. Breiseth, 47, will become the
fourth president of Wilkes College on ·
July 1, 1984.
"We're all very excited," said
Breiseth, who was disturbed during
dinner by this telephone interview.
''There are a lot of things I like about
Wilkes, and my family and I are planning to spend a considerable part of
our lives there.''
Breiseth comes to Wilkes with a
large list of academic accomplishments: a B.A. in history with highest
honors from UCLA in 1958, a B.Litt.
(Oxon) in modern British literature
from Oxford University in 1962, and
a Ph.D . from Cornell for modern European history in 1964.
From 1980 to 1983, Breiseth served

as president and dean of .Deep
Springs College, Deep Springs, California, which is a two-year liberal arts
college with a 24-person student
body.
He also taught history at Williams
College in Williamstown, Massachusetts, and worked as an administrator
in the Federal Office of Economic Opportunity in Washington,D.C.
"I've been at Deep Springs College
which has 24 students to UCLA which
has around 25,000 students, which
leads to another thing I like about
Wilkes - its size," said Breiseth. ''I
think 2,000 students is large enough
for people to know each other, but at
the same .time you have a diverse
group of individuals and a comprehensive curriculum."
Capin, who has been Wilkes' president for nine years, had announced
his intention to join the accounting
firm of Parente, Randolph, Orlando,
Carey, and Associates, of WilkesBarre'. He will leave Wilkes on June 1,
1984.

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Capin was an accounting professor
at Wilkes before he became president
of the college in 1975.
Breiseth said one ofthe things that
drew him towards Wilkes was its
unique situation as a private institu- .
tion with a close relationship to the
local community. He said it is rare to
find a private institution with such
close contact to its area, and this relationship between Wilkes and the Wyoming Valley presents beneficial opportunities for the college.
The president-elect added that
Wilkes is a relatively young institution which is positive because it is not
caught in a traditional role.
"I'm intrigued by the spirit in an
economically troubled area. The
flood itself, from what I've heard, has
shown a willingness of the people to
respond and pull together in a tough
situation," said Breiseth. He added
that the people know how to work in
hard times, and this should generate
good spirits when things are going
well.

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Wilkes, like many other American
colleges, is faced with an unclear future with the expectance of financial,
academic, and enrollment problems.
Breiseth stated that he realizes the
situation that faces colleges today, but
he said that from his visits to Wilkes
he has a positive feeling of a "supportive environment with an impressive array of administrators, faculty,
and students."
The resignation of Dean of External Affairs, Dr. Thomas Kelly, is an
immediate issue of new staffing that
Breiseth will have to deal with, but as
for any immediate or future changes,
the president-elect said he will have to
work the job for a while. "It will take
time for me to become thoroughly acquainted with Wilkes before I can
make any decisions," he said, "I'm
coming to see what you (Wilkes) are
doing, and what I can do to help. I'm
calling. for creativity,''
added
Breiseth.

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Only " Real Men Can Handle Computer~•\ ~ that's the message the marketers of those new " A.d am " computers seem determined to put across.
Have you noticed the new ads for "Adam''. romputers? Someone has decided that the "target market" for this product is· the slightly pimpley, quite-abit-less-than-athletic, smarter-than-usual adolescent male, commonly referred
to in high school circles as "the nerd" or " the brain. "
·
· How are they appealing to these teens? Sex . . . what else? Somehow, I never
foresaw the day when something like computers would be sold on the promise
that they could get you "laid" (or at least a date for the prom) .
First, they show one of these " brains" seated in front of his "Adam" computer, which just happens to be in his bedroom which is dimly lit with a big
spotlight on the computer, while his girl, who looks like she should be out
cheering the team on or at the local McDonalds with the star of the basketball
team instead of sitting watching some wimp play with a computer, sits a respectable distance behind him .
As.he tries to e1tplain the intricacies of this machine to her, the beauty queen
ooohhhs and aaahhhs and generally acts like sharpening a pencil would present
her with hours of intense soul-searching.
·
Then, as a big finish, the narrator says (in a nice John Wayne voice), "Command the powers of Adam ." "Command" and "Power" are two macho
words. Together they stir up visions of Patten, Al Haig and Clint Eastwood, definitely not women's stuff.
Then there's the name , "Adam." Now there was a man's man. H~ck if it
wasn't for him, there wouldn't be any women (something the stupid b;oads ·
seem to forget a lot). He got to name all the animals and everything.
So, what's all this telling the pubescent male? It's telling him that only.real
men can figure out computers, and that if he asks Santa for one next Christmas,
he too will attract Homecoming queens into his room. Will this become some
new way to e}Cplain his behavior to his parents?
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Dad: What were you and Suzy doing in your room for three hours?
Junior: Oh, I was just showing her my disc-drive. _
These give a further message to society. Only less than model material males
can use computers, and women, especially nice-looking women are useless

around computers.
.
The only ad for these "Adam" computers that show~ a woman being allowed to touch one of these sacred keyboards uses an exceptionally unattractive
woman . When her husband tells her to try typing something in, she looks at .
him like he just told her to stick her hands up the backside of a donkey.
She then panics when the computers asks her a question . It sure is a g~&gt;0d
thing her smart husband is there to tell her to answc:r the comput~r and gener- .
ally reassure her. Once again, men prove superior. ·
I have to ·admire the man~facturers of these computers for being the first
high-tech company to realize that sex sells and male chauvanism is coming
back in style. I'm afraid it won't take a long time for other computer companies
to follow:
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Will we soon see Barbi Benton in a fig leave bikini; draped over a terminal ,
· staring laciviously into the camera and saying in a husky voice, ''Take a 'byte' of
the Apple?' '
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Will we see Bo Derek turn down a date with Robert Redford in favor of
Woody Allen, because Allen has his own Texas Instruments whatever?
Will Cheryl Tiegs and Christie Brinkley team up for the Commodore Vic~
20?

Will Tom Selleck soon charge across our screens, punching out some criminals and then sit down at his IBM personal computer to add them to his " Villians defeated" file , as women in grass skirts fan him and smile admiringly?
.While I myself am a computer illiterate (it's not that I haven't tried to learn) ,
I don't think it's fair to men or women who can work with computers to be
portrayed as stupid or less than good-looking .
.
These ads may last only 60 seconds, but they perpetuate a lot of myths :
women are useless in technical and mathematical things, nice-looking women
are dumb and smart mert or women are never nice-looking.
.
The scariest part ofall of this is that, for the most part, it's aimed at a new
generation of males who are still at a highly impressionable age.
It all leads me to ask, "Ai e these home computers all that great if they can't
be sold on their own merits?''

Corrison.
Assumes
The
Position

The Beacon would like to welcome
their new advisor, Dr. Cynthia Coiison. Dr. Corison-, a communications
professor specializing in communications theory, has kindly agreed to take
the place of Dr. Donald Leslie who
has departed for greener pastures.

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Study Continues Without Kelly
by Thomas J. Monsell
The college 's marketing study, although it is losing its chairman , is
" right on schedule;' said departing
Dean of External Affairs, Thomas
Kelly.
Kelly is moving on after a career at
Wilkes which started in 1969. He is
leaving the well established market~
ing study in the ''very competent
hands" ·of President Capin, Director
of Cultural Activities Al 'Groh, and
Dr. Joseph Bellucci.
The task forces in charge of surveying all aspects of college life have collected their data .and have turned
their findings over to faculty m·embers "competent ii: statistics," said
Kelly.
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by Thomas J. Monsell
made up, and alumni, faculty, freshmen, last year's seniors, and a choice
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President Ronald Reagan annou~ced last S_u nday night that h·e would run
The questionnaires dealt with all asfor
a second term because as he put 1t, "Our work is not finished ." ·
pects of student life, from academic
1,000
Rep1;1b_lican offici~ls gather~d to cheer Reagan, who has already colfacilities to the social lives of students.
-!ected
four
':lltlhon dollars m re-electton funds and is already running very high
Dean Kelly also mentioned that he
10 pre-election polls.
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would be coming back to the college _
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· ,Spanish GeneralAssassinated in Madrid
faculty and students to implement
Lt . General Guillermo Quintanna Lacacci, 67, was riddled by at least 10
changes that would better all aspects
bullets and died instantly as he and his wife were walking home from church
of the college and· make the college
services in Spain's capital city.
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more attractive td the community and
Four men blasting machine guns from a car caught the general and his wife as
prospective students.
they s~rolled unescom:d down a quiet street. General Lacacci fought with the
late dictator General Franco during Spain's civil war.

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Olympic Torch Ignited In Greece
A Greek student lit the qlympic flame last Sunday from the sun's rays in the
ruins of an ancient temple in the wooded sanctuary where the games were first
held 2,760 years ago.
The flame was then carried by 10 Greek runners on the first leg of its 490mile journey to Sarajevo, Yugoslavia, where it will burn during the 13-day
Winter Olympics.
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IRHCReport
by Thomas J. Monsell

Inter-Residence Hall Council Presi. dent Alan Melusen emphasized the
fact that the bi-weekly meetings of
the council were for everybody to attend , not just mem bers . " IRHC is
only as strong as its membership, and
the larger the membership, the better
the activities," said Melusen.
These "activities" are events sponsored by the council in order to bring
the students of the college closer together. Past events have been the
pizza party during finals week last semester, and banana split day last
Spring.
A topic of major concern to sturdencs was djscussed ooring the meeting last Sunday night
01
Stark Learning Center. This was of
course the Alcohol Policy. Advisor
Jean Adams told the council that a
new policy regarding dorm functions
wiII be put into effect wi thi n the next
two to three weeks . The party policy
regarding quarter kegs u l lx c, L .1~ not
been changed.

in room one

· l c was reported that last ·semester' s
fruit basket fundraiser was successful
and raised $1 ,207 .00. Last semester's
pizza party was also successful said
Melusen and he'd like to schedule another one for the first Sunday after
Spring Break.
The Parking Committee told the
council that 24 spots were handed out
to students and that 20 more parkinJ:
· ;":tees \ "t"ff" rec ~;,... .1 ;,, the C.o r&lt; Ir-,
,-1 .. y Olit: .with r ,- rk11,g problem ,~
urged to contact rht: Personnel Office
in .Ross HalL
Melusen also said that . the Valentine's Day Party will be held February
17, at the Wood lands. Cocktails will
be from 7:00 p, m . to 8:00 p.m ., dinner from 8:00 p.m ..to 9:00 p.m., and
dancing from 9:00 p.m . to 1:00 a.m .
The tentative ticket price will be
$8.00 per person.
· The next IRHC meeting will be
Sunday, February 5 and Melusen invites all students "with gripes' ' to
come to the meeting and voice their
op101on .

If You Read Nothing Else, Read This
by Rebecca Whitman

The problem-plagued school newspaper may have to " stop the presses"
permanently unless recent meetings with administration prove fruitful.
Many Beacon readers and subscribers may have been mystified by the erratic
publication schedule followed last semester. Basically, all of the typesetting
equipment broke down repeatedly, causing many papers to be cancelled.
These equipment malfunctions caused many unseen problems also. The
exhorbitant price for repairs combined with the cost of having the typesetting
done profess_ionally succeeded in emptying the newspaper's account at the
finance office .
The Beacon has asked for further funding s9 that publishing can .take place
at least on a by-weekly basis. Since the paper's equipment has been abandoned , enough money to cover the cost of professional typesetting which
ranges from $60 to $40 a page, would be needed.
W ithout further funding the newspaper will be forced to close for the remainder of the year.

W CLHRanked
9th in Valley
The Wilkes College radio station ,
WCLH , was ranked the ninth most
popular radio station in the Wyoming
Valley, according to a recent survey
conducted by Wyoming Valley High
School. More than 1100 individuals
were polled.
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WCLH broadcasts at 90 . 7 on the
FM band and is on the air from 7 a.m.
until midnight daily. The station is
completely operated by students with
the help of faculty advisor Dr. Bradford Kinney. Kinney is involved in thr
communications program at Wilkes .
A wide-variety of music from ruck
to middl e nf rh c wad, and finall) to

easy listening is offered at WCLH .
Kinney said that thirty-three per cent
of the broadcasting time is devoted to
educational programs . "This is a station where the students learn to do all
the work from being a disk jockey to
being a programmer. WCLH is more
than an educational station - it is a
learning laboratory,' ' said Kinney.
The Wyoming Valley West survey
found the top ten radio stations to be :
1) \x;'EZX, 2) WKRZ*FM, 3) WMJW,
4) WILK, 5) WJ3AX, 6) WGBI*FM ,
7) WARM , 8) WYZZ , 9) WCLH*FM,
and 10) WGBI*AM.

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tion is at Fort Lauderdale or at home
for Spring Break , Dr. Breiseth will be
visiting the campus and addressing its
needs. He will stay for five days from
March 9 to 14 then returning to
Springfield , arriving in Wilkes-Barre
in June to stay.
Dr. Breiseth 's wife, Jane , is from
New York State so the area will not be
new to them . The Breiseths · have
three children: Abigail , 15 ; Erika , 13·;
and Lydia , 3. The president-elect said
he is going to miss Springfield , Illi, nois, because it has been very nice to
him and his family, but that his fami ly
is very excited about the move. "I
don't know if you heard it," he said
on the phone, '' but the girls were
fighting to answer the phone because
they knew you were calling ."

Wilkes should take advaptage of its
core curriculum program, according
10 Breiseth, and it should work towards a larger integration of disciplines . "What this means is that students should be exposed to
interdisciplinary teaching so that they
can see how different fields work. The
core curriculum is a fine thing at
Wilkes and should tie the disciplines
together.''
·
Wilkes will have to use its natural
resources to accomplish needed fundraising activities, because there are no
signs of enlarged assistance from the
government or other means. Breiseth
us~d the student publication problems as an example . "There are a lot
of things not receiving a full amount
of money. If the newspaper's equipment is old and in disrepair, they
should fi nd some way to use Wilkes'
natur:i I constitut&gt;f!ries, say an alumni
or a donated printer."
While most of the. student popula-

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,W inter Oly_m pics
Next week more than 1500 athletes
' ~were neither allowed to compete nor
from 48 countries will descend upon
spectate.
Sarajevo, Yugoslavia, the site of the
The victors received the symbolic
XIV Winter Olympic Games. All will
prizes of the crown of olive and the
share the same dream, that of ~cappalm branch, which was placed in the
turing the gold'' and returning home
victor's right hand. These men were
an Olympic champion. For a handful
honored as heroes at home.
of these hopefuls the dream will beTh~ games were held every four
come a reality . . . .
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years, regardless of war, until 392
The exact origin of the Olympic
A.D. when they were terminated by
games is uncertain, but it is generally
the Christians.
believed that the first games were
The Olympic games were revived in
held in 776 B.C. The games were part
their modern form in 1896 thanks
of religious festivals and included art
largely to the efforts of Baron Pierre
forms such as poetry, music, and orade Coubertin. They were held in Athtory in addition tQ athletic events.
ens, Greece, in honor of their predeThese festivals probably developed_
ces~rs, with nine countries~particifrom the custom of staging athletic
patmg. ·
contests to honor gods or dead heroes.
The modern Olympic games. conIt's probable that the games origisisted strictly of summer events un,.t:il
nated in some form prior to 776 B.C.
1920. In that year a few winter events
due to their religious significance, but
were held in an indoor rink in 'Antthey weren't firmly established until · werp and the Winter Olympics were
that date. The games were held at
_born. Since 1924, games .have been
Olympia, the site of a stadium and
held in the February of Olympic
temple dedicated to Zeus, in the mid-years. Winter events include figure
summer anc.l became a symbol of the
skating (men's and wotnen's singles,
Greek's devotion to perfection of.the
p_airs, and ice dancing), speed skating
mind apd body. ·
(men's 500; 1000, 1500; 5000, 10000
The early games were of one day's
meter, and women's 500, 1000, 1500, .
duration. This · was changed during
and 3000 meter), Alpine skiing
the 77th festival to a five-day meet.
(men's and women's downhill, slaEvents included running, wrestling,
lom, and giant slalom), Ne. ic skiing
and -an early form of boxing. Field
(Nordic combined, men's 15, 30, 50
events, such as javelin throwing, and
kilometer cross country, 40 kilometer
chariot racing were added later.
relay ,and 70 and 90 meter jump, an_d
Before entering the competitioµ
women's 5000 -and 10000 meter cross
the contestants swore an oath that
country, and 20 kilometer relay), ice
they were of pure Hellenic blood, had
hockey, bobsledding (two-man and
trained rigorously, and would not re-.
four-man), luge (Men's and women's
sort to any type of unsportsmanlike
singles, men's doubles), and biathlon
act ·during competition. They were
flO and 20 kilometer iridividual and
then stripped and rubbed with oil
30 kilometer relay).
and the games commenced. Women
As in ancient times contestants take

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1980 GOLD -ffiEDALISTS_ _ _ _ _ __
Figure Skating
Men's Singles
Women's Singles
Pairs

Robin Cousins
Anett Poetzsch
Irina Rodina &amp;
Aleksandr Zaitsev
Natalya Lenichuk ·&amp;
Gennadi Karponosov

Gr.eat Britain .
East Germany

Speed Skating
Men's 500 meter
1000 meter
1500 meter
5000 meter
10000 meter
Women's 500 meter
1000 meter
1500 meter
3000 meter

Eric Heiden
Eric Heiden
Eric Heiden
Eric Heiden
Eric Heiden
KarinEnte
Natalya Petruseva
Annie Borckink
Bjoerg Eva Jensen

United States
United States
United States
United States
United States
East Germany
Soviet Union
Netherlands
Norway

Alpine Skiing
Men 's Downhill ·
Giant Slalom

Leonhard Stock
Ingemar Stenmark

Austria
Sweden

Ice Dancing

Soviet Union
Soviet Union

Slalom
Women's Downhill
Giant Slalom
Slalom

Nordic Skiing
Nordic Combined (cross
country &amp; jumping)
Men's 15 kilometer
cross country
30 kilometer
cross country
50 kilometer
cross country
40 kilometer
70 meter jump
90 meter jump
Women's 5000 meter
cross country
1000 meter
cross country
20 kilometer relay

Ingerpar Stenmark
Annemarie Proell Moser
H~nni Wenzel
Hanni Wenzel

· Sweden
Austria
Liechtenstein
Liechtenstein

Ulrich Wehling

East German

Thomas Wassburg

Sweden

Nikolia Zemyatov

Soviet Union

Nikolia Zemyatov
Anton Innauer
Juoko Tormanen

Soviet Union
Soviet Union
Austria
Finland

Raisa Smetanina

Soviet Union

Barbara Petzold

East Germany
East Germany

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Then·and Now
the Olympic oath before they begin
competition:
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''We swear that we will take part
in the Olympic games in loyal competition , respecting the regulations
which govern them and desirous of
participating in them ill' the true
spirit of sportsmanship for the
honor of our country and the glory
of our sport .' '
The U.S. Olympic team boasts a total of seven current or recent title
holders. Th~~e intlude: Alpine skiers
Phil Mahre, Steve Mahre, and Tamara
· McKinney; figure skaters Scott Hamilton , Elaine Zayak and Rosalyn.Sumners; and Nordic sJcier Bill Koch..,
Other medal hopefuls include 70 and
90 meter ski jumpers Jeff ! tasting~

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Nelsc11 :,nd Nordic combined 's Kerry
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The team has hopes of capturing 15
medals, but they face stiff competition. Finland's Matti Nykanen is the
favorite in the ski jump, followed by
Canada's Hoist Bulau and East Germany's Jens Wiesflog . Bobsledding
again sees a strong East German team,
as well as strong teams from Switzerland and the Soviet Union. The East
Germans are also favored in the luge,
followed by the Austrians and the
Italians . Austria and Switzerland ·
have the teams to beat in men's Alpine skiing , and the Soviets are practically a shoo-in for the ice hockey gold .

JUST WHAT -IS ...?
Biathlon: This event combines
cross country · skiing
with marksmanship.
Biathletes ski a cross
, country course stopping periodically to fire
a .22 calibre rifle at
small target . 50 meters
away.
Luge: This event involves lying on
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sled and descending
down an icy run, feet
first, at speeds in excess
of70 m .p.h.,just inches
above the ice .
Nordic Combined: This event
combines a 15 kilometer cross country race
with a · 70 meter ski
JUmp.

OLYMPIC FACT·S
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. ··The Unite~ States has won only one
· United States

Ice Hockey

Bobsledding

Switzerland
East Germany

Luge

Bernhard Glass
Vera Zozulya

East Germany
East Germany
Soviet Union

Biathlon

10 kilometer individual
20 kilometer individual
30 kilometer relay

l't1e u.S . OlympK Team me.mbers
r~ngc in age from 17 to 36 .
The United States J,as. not won a
medal in ski jumping since their 1924 ·
bronze medal.
Sourcc·s: Collier's Eni:y1L lopedi ..
Time Magaz ine (Jan . 30, 1984)

Two-man
four-mari

Men 's Singles
Doubles
Women 's Singles

silv~r aQd one bronze medal in the
"mi~or" winter sports of biathlon,
Nordic skiing , bobsled, luge,and ski
jumping,,incF 1956 .
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Frank Ullrich
Anatoly Alabyev

East Germany
Soviet Union
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DR. ZON l&lt;.......................U................................u..................................
Welcome back to one and all!!! Before I get started I'd like to congratulate the bookstore and myself. First
off me, for bringing to your attention
rh.e gross bre.ach of conduct bv rhc
bookstore, in my Golden Coal Shaft
of the Week Award. You remember
those, ·not selling used books until af.
ter a couple of weeks, when everyone
had already bought new books, and
- for only taking returns for only 3
weeks, and various other assorted
nasty deeds. Well the tables have been
turned and the scales balanced once
again. The bookstore has b~ought
about sweeping changes. So this week
the bookstore gets the honorary Dr.
Zonk Award for these changes. To all
coIJcerned down the,e, keep up the
good work!! Whoever instituted these
changes all of us heap om highest
praises upon yo_u! _ .

Okay, enough ot .that serious stuff, ' Now this alloted amount is deducted
let 's take a look around campus.
from your total bill BUT you ' re not ·
Yawn, not mu..::h going on, so I deassured a job. True it is marked with
cided to start my own activity. Intro- ·
an asterisk saying this amount could
ducing The Dr. Zonk Dart League!
_be made . Th~ugh, usually when peoMatch play will begin sometime in ·
ple· get their bills what do they look
March. To enter, submit a roster of
at? You got it, the final total of what
four players to The Beacon clo -Dr.
they owe . So the person pays the owed
Zonk. Further details will be anamount and then finds.out at the end
of the semester that he or she owes a
nounced.
Does Wilkes College have a student
couple of hundred dollars more. But
the poor · person, through spending
government?
his money on q.ecessities (beer, pizza,
A couple of people have ap~
proachecl me _with a problem, one
etc.), is out of cash. Now this could be
avoidea if they lis.ted 'i t sepai:ately.
that should be handled by the stuThe college would have its full money
dent government. So, champion_ of
the underdog that I am, I thought I'd
at the beginning of the semester givrelate it to the readers. Maybe some. ing it even greater revenues to invest
body knows someone in the student
. or to pay bills with. Somebody should
government. When you get your bill
do a study on how much these errors
for the semester under deduction they
cost the coUege. The finance offi~e
have a slot for "college work study".
could list this separately on the bill
and not deduct it, then later credit it
to the student's personal account ( the
credit also would let the college use
the money longer).
After sending these people to the

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Kevin ,
Boy do I have a secret for
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east . Next round will be in
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Bob, .
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just an alibi?
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HOMOPHOBIA . Su-Su

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Greyhound.
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Kevin , I never saw anyone
get engaged so FAST! Don't
get henpecked or we won't be ·
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Sue,
What will it be - sable or
silver fox? What a bargain . . .
! Be careful on those beams
- "Tea for two" isn't a good
idea at 12 feet . Are you still
blinded?
PUP
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Use the " CHERRY" stuff
lately?
Love ,
Your Big Angel
Ralph,
All she really wants ... got
a nickel or dime?
Denny ' s
crowd

Hey Zimbabwe! Where is
your pookie and what are you
- going to do with it?! Oh , by
the way, I highly recommend
Martz for 'festive ' afternoons.
Love,
Cressy
Stacey, Worn any sable
lately? Watch out for .those
high BEAMS &amp; don't get
locked in any saunas with
Orphic &amp; Miss Mouse. Felix &amp;
Oscar's mom.
Jay, Next time you want to
" bang around in the bedroom" let me know. Tos.
Michelle, Leslie, Jane,
Theresa ,&amp; Nancy, Oscar and
Felix called about your summer Olympic tickets. STOP.
, They were all sold out. STOP.
Sorry. END .
Trace-y and John, Thanks
for the sable, champagne, .
HOUSE . . . and your friend ship . We had-a fantastic time ,
and the next one will be on
us. Love, Sue and Stacey
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satisfactory response . So, why not let
r.he student ·government hand le it : ·
they know the proper channels . It 's a
case of a f~w against the big bad college, but the student government
. -could save us. So I ask where is the
student government? What are they
doing besides taking up space? All ·
you ever hear about them is sign this
-petition and vote for me so I can have this on my record. Now there's a
problem and I'd like to see it confronted and resolved. "I was elected
and riow I jus_t get to sit here" doesn't
fly with Dr..Zonk around.
You people must earn that mark on
your records, How about some help?
(If not Friends of Dr. Zonk Against
,Useless · Student
Government
(FAUSGJ will have to -institute
changes. The troops · are ready to
strike, so that the students are rep re. sented properly. Here's your chance
(one which most governments don't
get). It's not a threat,'it's a plea from
the oppressed ~asses -HELP US !
Bubba,
Who put ,me in the shopping cart? Hey that lady isn '.t ·
wearing a-!!! Can I eat your
sausage?
Ralph
Caryl,
· It's stuck where?
· Love,
Tony _
' P.S . No real names please .
Sue,
Nice book!! How to regai n
your what?
Love,
Ralph
P.S. Your personality was
great Friday night!!!
Want to fulfill your wildest
fantasies? Call 822-7419. Ask
forJanet . .

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1984 Winter Weekend

''The Wilkes
Olytnpics''
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February 10, 11, 12
Friday, February 10
Opening ceremonies
Volleyball-first round
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Saturday, February 11
· Team events in Kirby Park
- team slalom, obstacle course, dog sled racing,
.
marathon dike run , swimming , canoeing, triplefump,
and much , much more!

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Gym party
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with 'beach p3:rty' theme
· ·featuring 'Krysiz' .

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wimming and canoeing
at the YMCA
Volleyball finals .
Awards presentati~n
Movie: ·'Sophie's Choice'

·
' Krysiz ' ( clockwise from far left):_Tony Zaroh(b~s: g~itar ,lead v~ als), Ben W~llace (lead
guitar) , Billy Zarola (Keyboards , gunar, vocals) Mark Fmo (rhythm guitar, vocals), Jim Harnen
(drums, vocals).

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Cagers Snap Losing Streak
by Janee Eyerman
After losing their last four games,
the Colonel basketball team finally
added one to the win column.
Wilkes defeated Deiaware Valley,
88-83 behind the excellent shooting
of senior co-captain Rick Sheaffer.
Sheaffer racked up a career high of 37
points. Sheaffer garnered 20 of those
points in the all important second
half.
The Colonels found themselves
trailing the Aggies at halftime, 36-39,
but with a total team effort they
pulled within two and eventually tied

the game with 5: 34 remaining.
A Rick Sheaffer lay up at the 2:00
mark put the Colonels on top.'8-76 .
A good man to man defense and
some excellent shooting from Ken .
Yakobitis and Dave Zapatocky helped·
to increase the Wilkes' lead and clinch
the win.
Coach Bart Bellairs stated , "the
win was a good one to get after losing
to Delaware Valley previously in the
season. The team played well and was
glad to be ori their home court."
For various reasons the cagers have
found them~lves short-handed this·
season. The team Jost four players,

kaving them with a weakness at the
guard position. ...,
Coach Bellairs · has added Ed
Kershaw to his team roster in hopes of
filling that guard position. ijellairs
added, "Kershaw is a dedicated
player willing to work hard and that is
a good lead for the team to follow .' '
Another addition to the team is
freshman Brad Scarborough. Scarborough suffered a broken collarbone
during the Wilkes football season and
has been siddined ever since.
Scat borough stands 6 '4" and is expected to see ·a lot of playing time,
addi~g depth to the back court .

··Scarborough feels that team con-·
fidence is important and that after the ·
Delaware Valley game the team is
showing more of it. Brad says that if
. he can play, a part in helping that
team confidence, then he can be an ..
asset to the team."
Coach Bell~irs sees the turnover of
players as "in the team's best interest.
Those players who left the team
weren't serious about playing ball
and those joining are willing to work
hard and make the team winners."
The next match up for the Colonels
is Saturd;i.y, February 4, at home with
Lycoming. Tip off time is 8:00 p.m.

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Seats
Available on
Gym Skl-btis!

The Phy~ical Educatiori Department is running two ski
classes at Elk Mountain this semester and has a few spaces
available on the buses. Anyone interested in skiing or
anyone who would like to learn to ski can take advantage
of these most reasonable and affordable rates. The prices
quoted include your Martz bus ride to Elk Mountain, lift
ticket, rentals (if needed ) ,and lessons. '
Wednesday Night Class
Oates:

February 1, 8, 15 and 22.

Times:

Bus departs from the Student Center at 3:45 p.m. and
returns to campus around 11:30 p.m.

Price:

No rentals needed - $11.00
Rentals needed - $16 . 00

Thursday Day Class
Dates:

February 2, 9, 16, 23.

Times:

Bus departs from the Student Center at 11:30 a.m.
and returns to camp~s around 6:30 p.m.

Price:

No rentals needed - $13.00
Rentals needed - $14.00

If you ' want to take advantage of this very reasonable
deal, please contact Gay Meyers {x342) and reserve yo~r space today. Available space will be filled on a "first
come" basis.

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Senior Kim Smith launches a
jumper over Scranton's Lee . Ann
Grow as junior Charlene Hurst moves
in for a rebound. Wilkes' Deanna
Kyle led ali scorers with 21 points.
Smith and Hurst added 15 and 14 respectively i~ the 74-63 loss to the l~dy
Royals.

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, Tim Williams · The Beacon sports department has
undergone a small change in person- ,
nel over the Christmas vacation .
Charles Yozwiak has resigned as co.sports editor and his position has been _
eliminated .
With the anticipation ofYozwiak's
departure we, at the Beacon agreed to
the establishment of a nonscholarship , assistant sports editor position. ·Sophomore Janee Eyerman
will fill this position.
Eyerman will assist me in Winter
sports by covering the men's basketball as well as the Spring sports. Her .
new duties also include helping with
the Wednesday night layouts.
With her, come new ideas and
~hopefully a facelift . to the Beacon
Janee Eyerman
sports pages. An internship Eyerman
served with the WNEP- 16 television tended Crestwood High School. She
station may prove to be benefidal in · earned a total of six letters in softball
her new position. The internship in- and field hockey. At Wilkes she is a
· volved writing and editing in NEP's memberof Coach Meyers' Lady Colosports department.
nels field hockey team, on which she
The communications major hails is a goaltender.
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Wednesday, February 8
Thursday, February 16
Wednesday, February 22
Thursday, M_arch 1
$7 includes .lift ticket and free lesson.
$12 includes lift ticket, rental, and free lesson.
At least ½ of payment must pe made in
advance in The Cavern.
·
Meet in front of the Student Center
at 3:30. Bus, will leave at 4 p.m.
and return at 11 :45 p.m.
Sponsored by the Student Center Board.
Call Extension .389 for more details.
More dat~s if weather permits.

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Well , the ski se;1son is in full swing now and it seems as though half of the
student body has taken up the sport. Rumor has it that students have offered
bribes to Mrs . Meyers in order to gain admission into her ski dases .
Elk Mountain is a nice place to ski, and the money that can be saved on the
school sponsored bus trips makes Elk even more attractive . Other ski areas such
as Camelback, Shawnee, Big Boulder, and Jack Frost tend to be more expensive
and more commercialized. However, if you cannot manage to attain a seat on a school sponsored trip ,
there is an alternative you may wish to try - Ski Cove. The owners of the small
ski resort refer to it as the ''Pocono's best kept secret.''
That it just may be. Ski Cove is located just a few miles west of exit 40 in
Interstate 81 South . All in all it is just 45 minutes from Wilkes College.
The reasons I decided to try such an unheard of ski area are twofold . First , I
have been searcqing for a quiet, friendly place where the slopes are not wall-tow~ll people (most of the time I was the only one on the.short but challenging
trail). Secondly I wanted a resort that would go easy on a college student 's
budget. Ski Cove satisfies both with nonexistant lift lines and a college day
(there is also a ladies night discount) .
.
On Monday's (from 3-10 p.m.) a lift ticket costs $-6 with a college ID (regular
price is $11). Rentals (skis, step-in bindings, boots, and· poles) are always $8 .
The operating hours vary.depending on the day of the week. For more information you should obtain a brochure from a local ski shop .
Ski Cove possesses a charming atmosphere unmatched by any of the larger
1ski areas in northeastern Pennsylvania. There is no great financial risk in trying
: this quaint little resort and even if you don't enjoy it you will still get your
• money's worth.
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beacon sports
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Vol. XXXVI
No.9
Feb. 3, 1984

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Colonels Bounce Back
Wilkes Outwrestles Southern
Connecticut, Mauls Western New England and_
Montclair
by Janee ~yerman
After starting off slow this season,
the Wilkes wrestlers have bounced
back with a very lucky weekend. The
Colonels swept their quadrangular
meet with Southern Connecticut,
Western New England.and Montclair.
Southern Connecticut was the only
college to give our mat men a challenge, but fell short giving Wilkes the
29-13 victory.
At 118 lbs. Marc Sodano posted a
major decision over Miller, 13-2.
Doug Billig wrestling at 126 lbs. decisioned Moody, 15-8.
\\rilkes dropped the 134 lb. class to
Southern Connecticut when Doug
Collina was decisioned by Zenbauer,
9-13 .
Wilkes' Glenn Whiteman and
Southern Connecticut 's Aldrich wrestled to a 3-3 tie. At 158 lbs. Tom
Jamicky of Wilkes won a major decision over Forrester, 10-2.
·

The 167 lb. and 177 lb, weight . class, while Tom Jamicky also of
rior decision over Batatlias, 13-0.
Wilkes pinned Roell to grab the 158
classes were forfeited by Southern
Another forfeit by Mpntclair gave
lb. class.
Connecticut, thereby ·making Jerry
Doug Collina the win at 134 lbs. Kurt
The only Wilkes loss came at the
Scaringe and Mike Garvin the winRowlette pinned Cantz at the 2: 53
ners.
3:06 mark of the 167 lh. bout. Westmark to give Wilkes the 142 lb.
ern New England's Soloman pinned
At_190 lbs. Mark Correll, wrestling
weight class .
Jerry Scaringe to garner the team's six
for Wilkes, majorly decisioned MattaThe only victory for Montclair came
lino, 9-1. The heavy weight division
points.
when Dicanti wrestled to a major deMike Garvin narrowly decisioned
was also won by forfeit, giving Wilkes
cision over Wilkes' Whiteman and
Western New England's Hopkins, 4-3
the win.
won the 150 lb. weight class.
The second match up, Wilkes easily
to add another win to the Wilkes
Montclair . forfeited yet another
defeated Western New England Colscore.
weight class, therefore giving Tom
lege, 42-6.
At 190 lbs. Mark Carrell of Wilkes
Jamicky the win at 158 lbs. At 167 lbs.
Marc Sodano once again won his _ posted a major decision over Solomon
Jerry Scaringe pinned Montclair's Haweight class by defeating Coffey, 9-4.
of Western New England, 10-1. The
ley at the 1:45 mark.
At 126 lbs. Doug Billig also won his
heavy weight bout showed Tony
The remainder of the weight classes
second match by pinning Cahill -at the
Troyan of Wilkes wrapping the meet
were forfeited by Montclair and that
47 second mark.
- · made Wilkes the overall winner for
up by decisioning Rigley, 5-1.
In the 134 lbs. weight class Wilkes'
The final bout for Wilkes was a rout
the weekend.
Andre Miller pinned Clark at 1:56.
over Montclair, that -left the scoreThe next match for the Colonels
The 142 lb. weight class was won by a
board showing a 53a4 victory. Wilkes
will be a triangular meet on February
major decision. Kurt Rowlette beat
won the majority of the bouts by for4, on the road . This meet pits the
_ Amato, 13-2.
feit.
Colonels against Harvard and Prince• Wilkes' Glenn Whiteman pinnerl
At 118 lbs. Sodano won by forfeit.
ton.
Panettei at 1:43 to win the 150 lb .
At 126 lbs. Doug Billig posted a supe-

Wilkes Women
Bow to Lady
Royals
by Tim Williams
The Lady Colonel Cagers took on
the 12th ranked Lady Royals of Scranton this past Saturday and lost by a
score of 75-63 in front of the hpme
crowd.
Four Lady Colonels accounted for
60 of Wilkes' 63 points. They included the game 's high scorer,
Deanna Kyle with 21 points , Kim
Smith with 15, Charlene Hurst with
14, and Karen Bove with 10.
Wilkes kept pace with the Lady
Royals through the first half as the
teams traded buckets which kept .the

score close at the half with Scranton
on top,31-30.
The contest remained close until
late in the game when the Lady Royals
pulled av.:a~ with under seven minutes rem.1;mmg.
Coach Nancy Roberts commented
on her lack of a strong bench , "Our
lack of depth hurt us tonight, we gave
it our best shot but came up a little
short.''
The loss drops the women to 2-2 in
the MAC. They will host MAC foe,
Lycoming, on Saturday, February 4th
at6:00 p .m.

Junior guard Deanna Kyle drives around a Scranton defender. Kyle is the
Lady Coloneb' sharp-shooter with her 22.18 points per game , 80% free throw
avg. , and her 6 5 % field goal percentage.
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                    <text>Vol. XXXVI
No.10
Feb. 17, 1984

Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766

Have A Summer Job Yet?

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Summer Internships Available
Applications are available for paying, summer internships, and the Cooperative Education Office is stressing
the importance in registering right
away.
•
Mr. Eugene Domzalski, director of
Career Planning, said that Wilkes
College is involved in a new state Capital Semester Internship program that
is being sponsored by the Pennsylvania Department and Office of Administration. He said that internships . with a salary ranging from
m11, ..•m wage to !~, per hour for a
37 · , work week, .trc opened to
students in a broad rang&lt;:: of fields.
Applications must be in no later
than March 1.
The coop. program at Wilkes College has grown considerably since its
founding in 1977. Wilkes offers a liberal arts education that has been criticized by students and some faculty as
neglecting technical skills necessary
for employment in a highly technical,
commercial job market.
The internship program offers sru-

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dents a chance 'to experience the activities of their respective fields, an
experience that is often not available
in classroom situation.
Opportunities for most majors can
be found with a little research, said
Domzalski. He said that Spring break
is a good time to seek out Summer
employment for many internships,
and students who have not established summer jobs should consider
working on an internship.
'' An internship is a profitable use
of a summer vacation , and an opportunity to receive academic credit lies
in a visit to the Cooperative Education
Office.' '
The internship program is offered
during the school year for students
wishing to earn credits while attending class. One of the main values of
the coop. experience is the proof of
practical knowledge which is added to
a resume.
The coop. office is located in the
back of Roth Halt, which is next to
McClintock Hall .

Wilkes Winter Winners

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attained che coveted 1000 point piateau . As of
the FDU game he has l,OY noims :rnd is i I points
shy of the record for mos t points in a season (512).

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Co0101erce and Finance

Sponsor Business
Sy01posiuril

And the wini:ier is ... The Caribbean Crew captured first place in the Winter
Weekend Olympics . They were followed by Brazil, in second , and Upper Mongolia who took third. For more Winter Weekend photos see page 6.

The Wilkes College Commerce and
Finance Department will sponsor its
second annual business symposium,
on Saturday, March 3, from 8:30 a.m.
until noon, in Stark Learning Center.
The topic of the symposium is The
American Phenomena of Merger and
Acquisition. A panel of corporate experts will discuss and debate different
aspects of the subject and then answer
9uestions from the audience. '
Guest speakers are Richa: J
Maslow , president of InterMetro,
Ind .; Eugene Roth, Esq. a partner in

Rosen, Jenkins, and Greenwald :
hank Menaker, Esq., general counsel
of Martin Marieth Corp. of Maryland ;
Bill Sword, chairman of Sword Ind.
and president of William Sword
Corp.
Dr. Jerry Ridgley, chairman Commerce and Finance Department will
introduce President Capin as opening
speaker, and close the symposium.
For further information contact the
Wilkes College Department of Commerce and Finance at 824-4651, ext . .··
390.

�~g•~-oc_h_C_lo-bb-e-rs---C-ro-o-ks_W_h_o_EDITQRIAL ---~-------· Bet you thought you 'd never have Lo look at another or c: of these , right ?
Well, you ' re either in or out ofluck depending on how you feel about edito•
rials and The Beacon in general.
As the entire campus probably already knows, The Beacon is in severe finan•
cial trouble . The administration has come through with some emergency funding which will , with any luck, allow us to continue to publish. Unfortunately,
the paper will now only go to press every other week, and it will now be 8 pages
instead of the usual 12 to 16.
.
Hopefully, the quality won't suffer. Hey, it may even improve, who knows .
If we get some good hard news, we may even have to cut out some of those
features that seem to offend everyone's delicate sensibilities: Ann and Abby, ,
Dr. Zonk , the classifieds, my editorials . . . the possibilities are endless.
Another feature that's going to have to go is free advertising for campus
clubs, organizations, and special services (tutoring , etc.). , While we hate to
break this long-standing tradition, one of the hard l~ssons we've learned from
our near bankmptcy is that there are no free rides . From now on, everyone will
· be required to pay the cost of the professional typesetting.
ARGHHHH . .. I hate the word ''typesetting! ' ' That word or any dt rivation
thereof trips me into a Twilight Zone ofliving nightmares. It sends a list ot ' 'If
Onlys' ' rolling through my brain like the credits at the end of a film: if only our
typesetter had kept wprking (the machine not the person whom used to use it) ,
if only we could get the funds together for a new one , if only I had realized
sooner just how much professional typesetting was costing us . .. ARGHHH .
Well , there 's no use Hying over spilled milk, or ink as the case may be. At
least I've learned a few things from all of this. I've learned that I better get a
personal accountant when I get out of here , or I' 11 spend the rest of my life in
permanent debt. This money management stuff is harder than I thought. I
guess being Beacon editor was good for something.

Pirate Program passwords .
To The Editor:
An Open Letter to Students :

tices can lead to your suspension from
Wilkes .
With the logging that is being done ·
The Data General MV 10000 comon
each account, it is easy to find out
puter system exists for the use and
who
is doing what. However, now
benefit of the students at Wilkes Colthat
it
is 1984, I don't want you to feel
lege. As such, students are encourthat
"
Big
Brother" is watching you! I
aged to use the system beyond the .
have
enclosed
a letter from one stulimited confines of specific coursedent
who
was
misusing
the system.
work and assignments. There are no
We
had
two
terminals
taken from
limits on the amount of time used or
the
large
terminal
room
over
semester
type of work done on any account. We
break
.
If
anyone
has
any
information
are trying to get you to use the system
as much as possible. We are even con- about this theft, please let me know.
sidering a plan tozive every student at Something like this theft only hurts
all of you by driving up the cost of
Wilkes an individual account .
However, one of the things we your education ·at Wilkes. It could
hope you will learn at Wilkes is not also lead to severely restricted hours
only how to use a computer system, that terminals are available for use .
I W?,nt you to find out the details of
but the ethics of using a computer sys•
tern . Copying system macros and the system and write your own promodifying them to make . your work grams and macros to use it . If you
easier is perfectly acceptable. But the have any questions about whether
transferring of your · program to an- what you are doing is acceptable ,
·
other student for him to turn in as his please ask me . •
Sincerely,
own (even with modifications) is unJohn A. Koch
ethical . The theft of passwords and
Director of
the use of someone else 's account are
also unethical. ::;uch unethical prarAcademic Computing

The Beacon
USPS 832-080
Third Floor Student Center
Wilkes-Barre, PA
Wilkes College Student Newspaper
Permit No. 355

Pirate Apologizes

Editor-in-Chief .. . .. . .... . .. . . ..... . . . . . . . ........ Rebecca Whitman
News Editor .. .. ... . ... .. .. . ....... . .. . . .. . ... .. .. . Sean: P. Connolly
Managing/Feature Editor . ... .. . .. .. . .... . . .. . .... ... Donna M. Nitka
Assistant News/Feature Editor ..... . . . . . . .. .... . .. . . Thomas). Monsell
Sports Editor . .. ... ... . . . .. .. . .. . . ... . ........ .. . . . ... Tim Williams
Assistant Sports Editor ... .. . .......... .. ......... . . . .. Janee Eyerman
Copy Editor .... : . ... . ..... . .. . . . . ... .. .... . ... .. ... .... Lor Martin
Photography Editor . . . ... .. . . ... . .. . .. . .... . ... . .. ... . . Jerry Galinus
Business Manager .. . ... ... . . .... . .. . . . . . .... .. ...... Nadine Wieder
Advertising Manager ... . ... .... . .. . .. ... . . . . . .... . .. Steve Scharpnick
Advisor . . . .. ............ . .. . . ... .. ... . • . . ...... Dr. Cynthia Corison

Students: ·
While working on the computer last semester, I created a program that emulated the logo,n procedure . This program, though never used, would allow me
to gain access to various accounts .
This program was brought to a professors attention who explained to me the
implications surrounding it . I realize now that this was wrong and would like to
apologize for creating this program . I did not think about just how it could be
used or why I woul_d use it . I urge any students who are working on programs for
perso?al use to_thmk about_how the program may be used before working on
lt . _
If 1t seems sh~htly unethical , see a professor and explain both 'Yhat you are
domg and most important, why you are doing it . The faculty is here to help us.
Please help them to help you .
Thank you for your understanding.

Published bi-weekly during the fafl and spring semesters exc~pting scheduled
breaks and vacation periods. Subscription rate to non-students: $5 .00 . Adver•
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Big Brother Seeks
Help For Orphan Organization
by Jim Volpi
Talent Show offers opportunity for
the Future
In the opinion of all those involved
in the Talent Show, from publicity
and ticket sales to the actual production of the show, it was a success.
However to the club 's executive staff,
the Talent Show serves more than to
raise money. It's a chance to expose to
the campus the club's purpose, which
is to promote the Big Brother / Big Sister program to the Wilkes College
campus.
The actual program requires a great
deal of concern and patience on the
part of its members. Eacll'Big Brother
and Sister is required to give more
than just time to his little brother or
sister. He or she gives his guidance to
an all too often misunderstood and
sometimes abused child , just like a
real brother or sister would.
The situations one sees and experiences is often enough to make one
scream out in dispair. Yet people stick
_, with it , with the basic hope that their
time and patience will give that child
the understanding he or she needs to
become a better person.
No two situations are the same, yet
whatever your experience, you can't
help but acquire a greater vision into
the ways of the world. The real world,
that is, not just a soap opera world,
but the world ofbroken families and
tough economic situations.
It seems funny, but the biggest
thrill a Big Brother or Sister gets is just
.; watching the child progress through
the years. It's very much a game of patience. You often can't see any immediate change, yet through your words
and actions , change becomes inevitable.
If the picture you're imagining
isn't a pretty one, your right, but its

still a part oflife that won't go away as
much as we would like to see it disappear. There aren' t too many moments
of instant gratification, yet there is
still the basic belief and hope that we
can make a difference in this world.
The Big Brother program is sponsored by the Catholic Social Service ,
commonly referred to as The Bridge,
which is located on the third floor of
15 S. Franklin St. If you think you
might be interested in finding out
more about the program , they will be
more than happy to set up an appointment with you . They realize
most people are unsure about obligating themselves since this is a major
comll!.itment , so they give you all the
time you need to decide and will
never press you for a decision.
·If you would like to talk to any of
the clu b mem bers beforehand , the
club will be meeting on Tuesday or
Thursday . afternoons in the future , so
as to make the meetings more convenient for commuters. New members
are always welcome and its never too
late to join.

COLLEGE TESTING SERVICE
The college testing service is available to all students to assist them in
planning courses, programs, and careers. Direction is also offered
through personal and educational
counseling.
The testing service office has been
relocated in Ross Hall 251, S. River
Street. An appointment for the testing or counseling can be made by contacting). Kanner at ext. 492 .

"Mackie's Back In Town''
Watch your wallets; Mack the Knife
is back in town, and he will be featured in the Wilkes College Theater
Department's production of Bertolt
Brechts The Threepenny Opera.
The production is a combination of
two giants from the theater and music
worlds. The popular songs of Kurt
Wiell add to Brecht's classic adaptation of Gay's Begger's Opera. The
musical cont~ins such famous songs as
"Pirate Jenny," " Army Song," and
of course, "Mack the Knife."
Director Jay Seigfried said the play
was written in Germany in the eighteenth century and is social commen-

tary on the corruption of that society.
He said that the play is still effective
today in 1984 Northeastern Pennsylvania as satire focusing on economic
injustices.
The production will be held on
February 24, 25, and 26 at the Center
for the Performing Arts at 8 p.m.,
with a 2 p.m . matinee on the 26th.
Students may attend free with Wilkes
identification.
Shown are Kimberly Gross of Hamilton, N .Y and Stephen DiRocco of
Samsinote, N.Y who will be portraying the Peachums, owners and management of a begging troup.

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Real News
by Buddy Sutliff, Jr.
Lebanese President, Amin Gemayel, could not immediately comment on
the strength of American efforts to keep him in power, but he said, "The most
important thing is the political backi ng and support of the United States and
President Reagan. ''
Gemayel said he is confident that new talks would begin ~n Geneva to resolve the country' s political and military problems.
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The full Central Committee of the Soviet Union 's Communi'st Party, which
is about 300 members , has, as of Monday, February 12 , yet to elect the successor
to Yuri Andropov as general secretary.
Konstantin Chernenko, 72 years old , who was named chairman of Andropov's funeral, was reported to be the Politburo's choice.

Kinney's Kids Capture Second In
International Competition
Four members of the Wilkes College Debate Team were able to bring
home a second place victory from a recent international competition held
in Montreal, Canada.
The Winter tournament is sponsored annually by the CFA, · and involves students from _colleges and
universities throughout the United
States and other countries.
In the Informative Speech category,.
. Donna O 'Toole took a second
place and junior Annette Winski took
third .

Don Duttinger took second and
Winski won third in the Persuasion
category.
Walter Schonfeld and O'Toole took
fourth and fifth , respectively in the
Lincoln Douglas Debate category.
O'Toole was also awarded a third in
Impromptu and a fifth in Pentathalon, a competition of the five best
speakers at the tourney.
From the right: R.C. Nause, who
was unable to attend the Canadian
meet, and three of the victors, Walter
Schonfeld , Annette Winski , and
Donna O'Toole.

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Major General Mohammed Buhari, who seized control of the country in a
coup on New Year's Eve, said his country could not afford elections .
Buhari , former oil minister, said he will seek to stop widespread vote rigging
and ballot fraud when elections resume. No date for the return of elections has
been set.
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A Syrian Senior Official announced that Syria will not passively stand by if
American shelling of its positions in Lebanon continues. Farouk al-Sharaa,
who made the announcement, is the acting information minister.
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Princess Dianna, the wife of Prince Charles, heir to the British throne is
pregnant for the second time in three years. The couple has one two-year old
son, Prince William .

Circle K Dances For Those Who Can't
The Wilkes College Circle K Club
is currently planning a twelve-hour
dance marathon for February 24 and
25. This will take place in the Wilkes
College gymnasium.
The marathon will begin at 8 p.m.
Friday night and end at 8 a.m. the following morning .
Proceeds from this event will benefit the Wilkes-Barre Kiwanis Wheelchair Fund . The Kiwanis Wheelchair
fund was founded in 1935 by Mrs .
Paul Bedford.
Prizes will be awarded to those
dancers who raise the most money
and who manage to finish the marathon .

In addition to several DJs, a few
area disc jockeys will participate in
providing the music for the dancers .
Circle K reported that this marathan is open to the entire college and
that dancers need not be couples. Admission will be a one dollar donation .
An air band competition is also
scheduled for 10 p.m. Prizes will be
awarded to the top three bands on the
basis of costumes and talent.
Today, clubs throughout the
United States purchase wheelchairs
and walkers for distribution to those
people who need but cannot afford
them. In the past, this project has received national recognition from

CBS, "Care," and "The President's
Committee for Employment of the
Handicapped ."
Circle K has been involved in many
other projects. They were recently involved in delivering for "Meals on
Wheels,'' answering phones for
WVIA-Tv, taking part in the annual
Salvation Army fund drive, and assisting with the Annual Wilkes College wrestling tournament.
Anyone interested. in getting involved in the dance marathon · or air
band competition can obtain further
information at the bookstore or the
Circle K office in the basement of
Chase Hall.

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bia , Gho11I JStan , Tog, , Up•
per Mongolia, Xanadu , Bra•
zil, Kuwait, Zimbabwe and
Bangladesh,
You ' re all winners! Thanks
for making the weekend a
success .
Marianne &amp; Donna
Steve B.,
Mooch a smooch lately?? ?
Happy Valentines Day.
Al ,
Did you ask your fi ve dates
yet? ?? All males , aren ' tthey ?
Happy Valentines Day.
"The Ticket Sellers ' ;
Special K:
I LOVE YOU and Happy
Valentines Day!
The SICILIAN _..
To Lisa from Evans I,
What color were those
p_ _ _ ? Too bad they
didn ' t have any hearts .
Happy Valentine's Day!
Love) &amp;D
To all the little lambs :
Beware of the full moon ,
93 days ti! graduation!
TRUST US!
Love,
The Big Bad Wolves
Greg, Raul , Dave and Jim,
Thanks so much for the
Valentines. To show you how
pleased I am I thought I'd let
you know you 're all marked
men on this campus. BE·
WARE! Happy Valentine's
Day,
Love,
Beth
Dave T.,
De ja.vu? Happy Valen•
tine's Day.
Judy, Ellisa, and Tracy,
Think sun and think about
the shore . See you on the
beach .
Love,
Janet

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Yodels and keep
TRUCKIN'
Love always,
Pete

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Room Numbers 428, 434 and
435:
I'm one of those " types "
of girls and I'll be on the loose
tonight . Whoever I choose
will be considered the luckiest
guy in the world . But please
be careful, because I' II give
you the biggest heart
you 've ever had . HAPPY
VALENTINE 'S DAY! !!
Love ,
S&amp;M
I never give up on the
dream that some day we will
be hand in hand eternally
free .
C.G.
Dear S.M .I. ,
Thanx for all of vour
"MORAL" support Satu~day
nite! See you in Washington,
D .C. - maybe!
Love,
Jin
P.S . Hey, prez, happy 2nd·
month!
Jennifer,
May the dreams you dream
be the future you find.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Love ,
Chris
Tom ,
You've got to be the best
thing that could happen to
anyone!!! I'm glad you hap•
pcncd to me!! I LOVE YOU!
Always . . . I Will! Happy
Valentine's Day.
Love ,
Cathy XO
T•Tommy Tinkle twang ,
I try to . make each day
something new and exciting
for you . . . I gues~ I shoµId
hang it up on this dry land
and head for the seas to do
some serious backstroke! Let's
push for 5!!!
Love Nunes the Knucka

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Dea; Kevin ,
Chcwbacas are hairy,
Iguanas are green,
Iron hoot is big and
Grinchcs are mean .
I hate Mr. TI heard he has " AIDS,"
Alex loves me . . . I know
"On a good day"
Even though we ' re
"Just good friends"
I loved every minute ,
And don ' t want it to end!
Happy Valentine's Day.
sweetheart!
I LOVE YOU,
Kathy
Thank you for loving me .
C.G.
A Little " liva" to nosh on ..
or maybe some chocolate --?
C.G.
To the Finance &amp; Business Of.
fice Gals:
You have lots of common
cents! Happy Valentine's
Day!
S.G . 1rcasurcr
Timbie,
Happy Valentine's Day to
someone with a real responsibility complex. Don't electro
rnte yourself on this little pro
jeer you 've undertaken .
You're Tops! Bcckface.
Nadine - Watch out L !
those younger men .' You have
great taste.
'
Happy Valentine 's Day!
Ad.Man: I know it's your
winning smile that's bringing
in those big accounts . Does
Mickey handle the Disney ac•
count? Happy VD . The Edi•
tor.
Tommy,
Happy Valentine Day ro
someone who can draw ,
write, and most importantly,
appreciate The Who . Start
keeping some office hour~
,md you ' ll be perfect . (need I
sign my name)

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Sweet Loretta:
Mmmmmmm ! I know you
tell everyone our relationship
is purely platonic, but now it
is time to admit your undying
passion for me - Let us meet
in an extremely passionate
rendezvous where we can
both · fulfill our wildest
dreams on this Valentine's
Oaf

Lustfully yours ,
xoxoxo
Richard ,
Did I ever tell you about
· my roommate' sssss brother ?
Richard
To mv little knucklehead ,
Yo~ have made every day
different and special! God
knows you try!!!
Lnve the knucklelover.

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!'h, H .,,.:.:ron Olympics?
I " 1 &lt;&gt;n more incredible ar•
ll·mp: at sanity. Happy first
\ 'alemine 's Day together, and
thanks for making it not just
another day.
Love,
Tom
·-::ome lay your head on my
shoulder and I will whisper
sweet love words . ..
C.G.
Cellblock Catlin:
Dear Inmates,
' The warden has informed
us that visiting hours have
been extended in light of Val•
entine 's Day. Enjoy it while
you can . Also, we will be tap•
ping the keg in room 42 at
7:00 p .m . for all those ·coup•
les attending. (there will be
no charge for THIS party)
Dr. Ruth and associates
Jennifer, Lisa, Nicole, Cathy
and Desi:
To the partying babes of
Catlin Hall - let's keep the
good times rolling!! Happy
Valentine's Day!
Love ,
Nadine and Di

Kevin McDonnell ,
So, you never get a classi•
fied, huh? This one's for you ,
baby! Happy Valentine's
Day.
Love , Donna
Dear Mr. Scharpnick:
Have you found someone
to hide behind while laugh•
ing in class this semester.
Sincerely yours,
Janet Dorio
P. S. The inside address would
agree with the salutation .
Neal M.
Meet me in the Pub?
Dear Pam,
Wait! Wait! Happy Valen•
tine 's Day!
Kathy
To Hazel,
I think you' re a terrific
R.A. ; don't let anyone tell
vou otherwise . Hope you feel
more at home now. Happy
Valentine's Day! Love ya like
a sister.
Gert
To my volleyball team,
Mrs . Saracino, Rick, Sally,
Patti , Teresa.Jayne, Suzanna,
Susie, Marlene, Lori , Sherri,
Leeann, Lisa, Jackie , Jenny,
Teddi, and Vicki. Happy Val•
entine's Day! I love you all.
Love, Debbie

c.c.
Thanks for all the laughs
over the year. Have you seen
any thing exciting out the
windows lately.
Love ,
Janet
Mark,
Thanks for all the pushes
over the past 3 years. I don't
know if I would have made it
without you .
Love,
Your favorite accounting Stu •
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"Ronnie" : Your beaut)'
arises from within, from a
depth of care and under•
standing most people will
never comprehend. Precious
few will ever have the sensitiv•
ity to treat you the way you
deserve to be treated ; I don't
even know if I do. Don ' t let
the heathens scuff up your
soul - it's real and it 's spe•
cial. HAPPY EVERY.DAY Your Guardian Angel.
Sean.Sean ,
If I go to Allenwood , I'm
not taking the fall alone. I' II
squeal. I'll snitch . We'll both
fry! Thanks for always adding
a laugh to my day. Happy Val•
entine Day - The Libel
Queen .
Dad,
Start paying some attcn•
tion to me or the social work•
er's going to put me in a fos.
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Rennie and Dee,
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To the Winter Weekend
Committee ,
Thanks for all your help .
We really couldn't have done
it without you .
Marianne &amp; Donna
KAL,
Guess who I'm going to the
dinner dance with . Miss DMP.
Beacon Beck,
The joke is on you and so is
the ice cream . HAPPY VAL~
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Ellen ,
Justine
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Joanie ,
Happy Valentine 's Day.
Dave

M. Duncan,
I only met you once but
that night you played darts
really well; I only wish I knew
some of your other skills!!
Hope to see you at 391 again
real soon .
To the women of Ja Mama's
Home for the Aged,
Hagatha, Mildred , Agatha, Beatrice, Hazel, Albina,
Ethyl, Hilda, Ernestine, Ber- ·
tha, Eunice, Gladys, Helen ,
Agnes, Ida Mae, Martha, Endora, and Pearl. Health and
longevity.
Mary and Gert
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own bait, That fish , that is
not catched thereby, Alas , is
wiser farthan l."
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Thanks for all the good
tin1e~ we have shared over rhe
years. Keep your eye on the
guys and mister wonderful
will step into your life . GoodLuck .
Love,
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Scan-Scan,
Happy Valentine's Day to
my favorite news editor. I'm
looking forward to your dramatic performance.
Love ya,
Donna
To Ally,
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out ? Happy Valentine 's Day!
Love ,
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Love, Mom

To everyone at "The Peak",
I hope you always have as
many boyfriends as you do ,
this Spring.
Lor
Gert,
I'm sure " the man" will
catch on if he knows what's
good. If not we could always
make him an offer he can 't
refuse . . .
Hazel
Amnicolas and Amnicolos :
We've got an " eye:" on you
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Happy Valentine' s Day.
Love,
Kathy

Kathy,
Our friendship means a lot
to me. Thanks for listening to
me gi:ipe over the years . You
always seem to be there when
I hit bottom . Good-Luck with
everything you do.
Love,
Janet
DearJanet,
4 years of joys, jokes and
problems . has made our
friendship
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special.
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Day.
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friends!
The Beacon
Pumpkin: Sorry about ruining your plans and probably my only chance of getting
a Valentine gift . You can sit
on my lap anytime , even if
you do lie to me constantly.
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�Lady Cagers Crush
Mules and Monarchs
by Tim Williams
The Lady Colonel cagers travelled
to Allentown last Friday and defeated
the Mules of Muhlenberg College by a
score of 74-54 . The following day _
Coach Roberts ' team toppled crosstown rival King's College, 80-68 .
The victories upped the ladies record to 12-7.
Wilkes dominated the entire game
as the Lady Colonels' top three scorers
outscored the entire Muhlenberg
squad . Kim Smith led all scores with
her 24 points. She also added 10 rebounds.
1000 point club member Charlene
Hurst followed in scoring with 21
points that night. Junior transfer
Deanna Kyle also h.ad a productive
night as she pulled in 12 rebounds ,
tallied six assists , and contributed 12
pomts.
Roberts had her team using a manto-man defense which effectively shut
down the Muhlenberg offense. Hurst
and Smith (also a 1000 point club

member) grabbed five steals each .
" It was a good win for us," Roberts
continued , "It is nice to go into the
King's game with this win.''
Against King's, Deanna Kyle 's 30
points led the Lady Colonels to
Wilkes' third victory in the last two
years over the Lady Monarchs. Kyle
also contributed 13 rebounds and 5
steals.
Again, Wilkes utilized a man-toman defense that forced King's to
t~rn the ball over. on at least 9 occasions.
' ' This also was a good win for us because we are now being considered for
the NCAA regionals." Roberts
added, "This game (with King's) is
always an emotional game and it
doesn't matter what the teams' records are - it's always a tough
game.';
The Lady Colonels' next contest is
Saturday, February 18th at home
against MAC foe Juniata. Tip-off is
scheduled for 6:30 p .m .

LIFT-A-THON INFO.
During the afternoon of Marl h
6th , there will be a lift-a-thon sponsored by the football team in order to
raise money for the purchase of new
body building equipment.
The football team would like to acquire both machine and free weight
equipment that will be accessible to
all college students. During the foot ball season the equipment will be
housed in the field house at Ralston
Field, and it will then be moved to
Weckesser for the remainder of the
year.

The lift-a-thon is open to ail Si:U ·
dnm and alumni , not only football
players.
Each participant is to find people to
sponsor him (or her), for at least one
cent per pound .-Therefore, if a participant lifts 300 lbs. his sponsor(s) owe
three dollars for the cause.
Any participant who finds· ten
sponsors will receive a free shirt.
If any one wishes to participate or
contribute he should contact Coach
Unsworth at ext. 324.

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Indoor Shooting Gallery Opens
by Jeff Weinstein
As the 1984 indoor floor hockey
opened it's season it proved that this
season would be nothing less than a
shooting gallery. Four individ\}als
scored for the Chiefs as they pulled
ahead of the Devils, 4-2.
Chris Mele scored four goals, one
better than opponent Rich Sissons, to
lead the Alabama Spammers to a high
powered win , 8-4 ,over the Gretzkys.
Roy Delay, who put on a goalkeeping clinic, shut down the Warriors until it was too late to matter as the
Smegmas opened the season with a 32 victory. Shearer, Trapani, Kopcho.
each tallied one to led the Smegmas
past the Warriors.
A goal with 46 seconds left in the
final period lifted the Twisters over
the Mother Puckers, 2-1. This heart
stopper went back and forth all night
as both teams played consistent
hockey.
Feb. 12: In the second round of _
play the Chiefs and the Gretzks i,tav,ecl
to a deadlock, 4-4. The Spamni,:1s

.:ontinued their winning ways as they
easily beat the Mother Puckers , 5-0.
Mitchell Reese scored two second half
goals as the Smegmas also won again .
This time they victimized the Devils,
3-1. Chris Fox .playing as a man possessed ,defensively shut down the race
horse oriented Devils.

indoor
hockey
Any girls who would like to play or
are interested in playing indoor field
hockey should contact Alysse Croft at
829-9786 (ext. 105) or Jeff Weinstein
at 829-9160 (ext. 126).
If you cannot get in touch with
these people we will be having our
first game Sunday, February 19th , at
6:30 p .m. in the gymnasium .
If you need a stick please tell us and
we may be able to provide one for
you.
Come out and have fun - join a
team or form one of your own.

O\JE:RTIME

by Tim Williams

Why is the American Olympic climate lacks the Winter climate synteam faring so poorly in Sarajevo? If onomous with that of the Norwiegian
America is the most powerful country countries or the Alps countries.
in the world, why is a small country
The bobsled, luge ,nordic, and allike Norway earning more medals pine events are dominated by these
than the U.S . team?
countries because of their lengthy
These questions create an uneasy winters . People of these countries are
situation for the majority of the all exposed to these sports at an early
American public. There are a great age.
many Americans who believe that beIn many of these countries these
cause we dominate the world (along winter sports are as much of their cul with the Soviet Union) in many dif- ture as baseball and football are to our
ferent fields, that our athletics should culture.
be equally dominant.
The only events we have traditionInadequate financial support and ally been competitive in have been
our country's climate are two of the the skating events - ice hockey, figmore prominent reasons why our ure skating, and speed skating . A
Winter Olympic teams are inferior to much larger percentage of Americans
those of other countries. The Ameri- grow-up with skating events that we
can government does not help the do with skiing events, although that is
United States Olympic Committee in rapidly changing.
the same manner that a few other gov- •. Many people expected the U.S.
ernments support their own commit- hockey team to repeat the miracle of
tees.
•
1980. A miracle it was , too . Our 1984
All financial support for our Olym- hockey team is good, but not good
pie athletes comes from private con- enough. The American pubic extributions and corporate endow- pected too much from these young
ments .
Oftentimes
these men. These young men are matched
contributions are not enough to bring against a great deal of seasoned vetout the athlete's fullest potential.
erans; the U.S. team i~ no longer a
The Olympic athlete must make major hockey power.
many personal sacrifices in order to
The American public often frowns
train for the games . He or she usually upon and complains about our winter
·spends a great deal of time and money athletes who fail to place in the
preparing for an event that may last events. We should remember that
all of a few minutes .
when a finger is· pointed at someone
If the battle of the budget isn 't else there are four more fingers pointenough of a handicap the Winter ing back at the pointer.
Olympic athlete lacks another necesWe Americans should support our
s1ty - snow.
Olympic teams every year rather than
The United States is not blessed every four years ; other wise , we havr
v. ith massive quantities of snow. O ui 11, ; rig ht to com plai n.

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Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766

Vol. XXXVI
No.10
Feb. 17, 1984

Matmen Pin Tri-Meet
by Don Gibble
This past Saturday the Wilkes wrestlers travelled to West Point to take on
Army and Rutgers in a tri-meet.
Coach John Reese's s~uad returned
home with 17-15 and 2&lt;'5-18 victories,
respectively.
The highlight -of the down-to-thewire Army match came at heavyweight, when sophomore Paul Wysocki, replacing the injured Tony
Troyan, squeeked out a one point victory over Dan Parietti. That bout gave
Wilkes the necessary points needed to
stage a come-from-behind victory
over the Mules.
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Wysocki, former high school stat&lt;:"
champ, is normally a 190 pounde: :; 11
the C\llonels and showed a lot of cour-

age wrestling in the heavyweight class
and winning when the pressure was
on .
An impressive individual win for
Wilkes was registered in the 126 ·
pound weight class·. Senior Doug Billig surprised the West point fans by
breezing past the talented Dennis
Semmel of Army, 8-2. Semmel has
Army's best personal log.
Other winners for Wilkes in the
Army match were Marc Sodano , Andre Miller, and Mark Correll. Gary
Sanchez, Glenn Whiteman, Tom
Jamicky, Scaringe, and Mike Garvin
all lost tough decisions.
In the Rutgers vs. Wilkes show,!ov:n, Marc Sodano continued his
winning ways He scored the only pin
of the day, deckmg his foe in a time of

Netters Net One, Lose Another
by Janee Eyerman
The Colonel cagers split this past
weekend 's action by beating Albright , 57-50 Friday, and losing to

3: 28 and upping his seasonal record
to 17-3-0.
Billig, Whiteman, Scaringe, and
Garvin won decisions for the Colonels , whileJamicky gained a forfeit.
Garvin iced the meet for Wilkes
with a major decision over a decent
Rutgers opponent. Coach Reese then
made the decision to forfeit the remaining two weight classes which
made the score 26-18, in favor of
Wilkes.
The wrestlers will wrap u:1 •i.ieir
:iual meet season Saturday \! 2
p.m . when they will host Fram. lin
and Marshall.
On February 24th Reese's men will
er•ter the EIWA tournament in Anaroli~, Maryland . They will compete

against schools such as Syracuse ,
Navy, and Lehigh.
The top three place-winners in _each
weight class will earn a berth in the
NCAA Division I tourney to be held
March 8th, 9th and 10th, at the
Meadowlands in New Jersey.
MAT NOTES: ironman Mark Correll sustained a shoulder injury in the
Army match. The senior AllAmerican hopeful has wrestled superbly all season , winning all but two
matches. Correll can be counted on to
shake off the injury in time for the
Easterns.
Wilkes' sophomore Marc Sodano
will be shooting to better last year's
performance in the EIWA, in which
he placed third.

Lefty Ace Living A Dream

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                    <text>Vol. XXXVI

No. 11
March 2, 1984
Wilkes C0Hege
Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766

After Nine Years of Capinornics ...

Wilkes Faced With
"Most Difficult" Budget
by Sean Connolly
The Wilkes College 1984-85 tentative budget will be presented to the
Board of Trustees sometime today,
and is, in President Robert S. Capin 's
own words, " the most difficult
budget in my ten and a half years of
upper administration.''
Reductions in staff, faculty, and administrative positions are necessary
for a balanced budget, said '-Capin,
and increasing costs and decreasing
enrollment made this year's budget
process very difficult.
" We worked very hard. We had to
take a close look at what was going on ,
and consequently, certain requests
could not be filled, " he said .
Capin added that he expects to fin ish " in the black" with a balanced

budget for the next year, but that he is
not projecting a large surplus .
The budget process begins in midDecember with meetings between de_:
partment heads and deans and fol lows through January. In January, the
president assigns available staff positions , and meets with staff for preliminary budget approvals . The tentative
budget is then completed by the president and staff in February, and the
b oard votes on it in March.
If the budget is approved today it
will remain unchanged until its final
approval in September.
Capin said one of the hardest parts
of composing this tentative budget is
continuing Wilkes' programs while
keeping tuition increases to a minimum. He said that there will be ;i n
increase in mition for next year .but

that no figure has been reached .
Demographic projections for che
Northeast region of the United States
show a continuing decrease in the
amount of college students through
the 1990's. Increase in tuition for
most private institutions has become
a continuing trend , and Wilkes has
been no exception.
Capin added that the amount of
this year's enrollment applications is
higher than last year's applications ,
but that a lower enrollment is expected . The final budget can not be
approved until September when the
number of students are known.
Wilkes College is faced with large
expenditures, said Capin, citing for
instance the $219 ,000 amount paid
for :electrical expenses of Wilkes
buildings , excluding residence halls .

He added that the total operational
and maintenance ~xpense is much
larger.
Along with reductions in staff and
faculty, the number of positions filled
at Wilkes has to be watched , said Capin, referring to professor tenure. He
said that tenure is a commitment on
the part of the college to a certain individual, and is sometimes a lifelong
commitment . He stated the criteria in
considering tenure as : qualifications
of the individual, need in the academic department , and the economic
issues in the situation.
Wilkes College has been operating
"in the black" for -8-9 years, said Capin , who also said that the institution
is in a good positior;i to meet the challenges of the future .

Will It End Up In "People's Court''? ...

·College Obtains Zoning Change On Barre Hall But
Forty Fort Man Sues Wilkes Following ANeighborly Appeal
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by James Volpi

A lawsuit involving the sale of Barre Hall has been filed against the college .

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Barre Hall , a one time female residence hall of Wilkes, which was put
up for sale last year for $110 ,000 , is
now the basis for a law suit against the
college .
William Dombroski of Forty Fort ,
filed the suit when two neigh bors appe~led a zoning change obtained by
the college. Mr. Dombroski claims he
was not notified of the appeal when
he secured his mortgage from Susquehanna Savings Association .
The plantiff claims the zoning
change places him in a financiallydamaged position and refused to
make further comment on the matter.
Mr. Dombroski is suing for the
$5, 000 downpayment that the college
refuses to return . He is seekinL·

$7,800, plus costs and interest.
D.r. Andrew Shaw, dean of Management explained last year that the
college was to go before the city zoning board to ask for a "variance " in
the zoning regu lations for the Barre
property that would allow the parking
arrangement that the college's realtors wanted .
Barre Hall was to be renovated into
a luxury apartment buildin.g , but a
plan for parking violated the present
zoning rules.
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After attaining the zoning change ,
two neighbors appealed and won ,
without Mr. Dombroski being notified of the change. It is based on his
lack of knowledge of any change,
prior to gaining financing , that Mr.
Dombroski now bases his suit for the
return of his deposit.

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Dear Editor,
This letter is in reference to Dr.
Zonk' s column in the firsi: issue of the
Beacon this semester. Dr. Zonk made
a few unnecessary slurs against Student Government . I feel that it is my
responsibility to comment on these
remarks.
Dr. Zonk made a comment about
Student Government Representatives
only being around campus during
election time, when they need to get
petitions signed to be, nominated. I
would like to elaborate on this statement briefly. If you want to see any
Student Government Representative,
please attend any of the many social
affairs on campus. Student Government members do. You 'll be able to
spot them. They are the ones working
the door, filling the soda cups, and
running around with food platters so
there is enough food to make everyone happy. Also you can find these

people , who appear so mysterious ,
decorating and setting up before each
of these parties and cleaning up after
them . Yes , Student Government
members are the lucky ones who get
to clean up the disgusting messes and
scrub the floors after each party. This
is , however, just one aspect of the life
of a Student Government member.
Another fun part of being a Student
Government member is attending
meetings., If you are really interested
in finding a Student Government
member, you may want to attend one ,
of these meetings . Some of these
meetings have a great impact on campus life. They include the Student
Life , Curriculum, Academic Affairs ,
and Athletic Committees just to
name a few. If you are anxious to talk
to a Student Government member,
you may want to attend one of these
meetings . Honest, meetings don't
hurt!'

Also Student Government members have an office and , I hope you
don't get over-excited but, anyone
with any problems or questions is invited to stop by and talk to someone .
If we can't help you with your problem, we can definitely find someone
who can . This just might save you a
lot of problems. Our office is located
qn the third floor of Conyngham Student Center and our hours are posted
on the door,
Dr. Zook also pointed out that he
dido ' t know of anything that Student
Government did . !"think a good reporter should be a little more alert
than he obviously is because Student
Government just sponsored their first
"major" event this semester and I believe he participated in some of the
games and other activities. Its too bad
he didn ' t notice that Student Government sponsored it but that is only
a fact and facts don't have any place in

a newspaper column .
As a last point, I would just like to
restate something I have said all year.
Again its too bad nobody listens or
reads . Student Government meetings
are open for anyone to attend. If you
have any problems or questions,
please feel free to bring them to us,
that is what we are here for. Who
knows? We may even be able to help
you! ! I hope that the next time someone in responsible position such as
Dr. Zook and his newspaper column ,
receives a complaint he will know
where to forward the complaint if he
doesn't know how to deal with it .
Don't be Shy! We are willing to help!
· ThankYou,
Ralph Pringle
Student Government President
P.S. Don't look now but your best
friend may be a Student Government member.

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Local Peace Group To Sponsor Anti-Nuke Musical
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Dear Editor:
One of the benefits of living and
studying in Wilkes-Barre is the abundance of cultural opportunities in this
area. Unfortunately, these opportunities are not always well publicized on
campus. Therefore , I would like to inform your readers about an event
·which will take place in early March.
On Sunday, March 4, at 3:00 p.m .,
Alice in Blunder/and - Reflections
ofa Nuclear Age will be performed in
die sanctuary of the First Presbyterian

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CONSERVATIVE
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The play was written by Tom and
Church in Wilkes-Barre. The Wyoming Valley Peace Committee is . Tim DeFrange of Kent, Ohio and has
been presented to many audiences by
sponsoring this delightful musical alLegacy, Inc. The intent is to inspire as
legory based on the classic ' ' Alice in
many people as possible to learn
Wonderland." The actors will be an
amateur troupe from the Scranton
about and involve themselves in the
area under the direction of Dolores
nuclear issue. As college students and
faculty, let us avail ourselves of this
Dominick . There will be no charge for
the one hour performance, but a freeunique opportunity.
Sincerely,
will offering will be colle'c ted to help
Alene Case
defray costs. We encourage everyone
to come and enjoy this lightly satirical
musical with us.

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Conservative Comment,________
by Stephen K. Urbanski
and
James). Haggerty,Jr.

Enrezul county is not quite like any
other county, in fact one might say its
quite unique . lt'S uniqueness comes
from the fact that in Enrezul county
the people not only elect a coroner
and a prothonotary, but they also elect
a wizard and an alchemist. In fact ,
these two offices are the most hotly
contested races in the county. Of
course this bring~ to mind many questions , and we'll do our best to answer
them.
These county offices were first created back in the medieval times , and
haven't been changed much since
then. These offices arose out of the
hysteria caused by ·such,,. tyrannical
wizards as Merlin . Merlin had never
been elected by the people, therefore
he was not responsible to the people.
Also , the county alchemist was chosen
by an ancient ce,remonial right. Many
people were outraged by these injustices, so they started an uprising
which they called "The People's Uprising" . Like their county officials,
the people weren't very creative, either.
The govt:rnmental
reformists

ecutive powet must be derived from a
mandate of the masses, and not from
some farcical , paganistic .ceremony.''
This slogap was too long to put on
posters or signs in mass quantities,
and since the printing press wasn' t invented yet, and Xerox machines
wouldn1t be invented for another 600
years, the reformers resorted to handprinted signs which read, " Elect the
Alchemist and the Wizard."
A massive campaign was undertaken to have the government reformed. The current aquaticceremonially-chosen
officials
objected to the changes. There were
fears by the county employees (who
were also chosen by an aquaticpatronage ceremony) that they would
lose their jobs if the reforms were
adopted. Eventually- the reformers
won, and the suggested reforms were
adopted after a series of battles. These
offices are still in existence.today.
Unfortunately, the reformers saw
the election of the offices of alchemist
and wizard ·as a permanent fixture of
their new government . And when the
times changed , the offices didn't.
The alchemist's duties are the same
as they were 600 years ago. His job is
to turn non-precious metals into
gold . Year after year, the alchemist

creases in the county budget for his
office, and continues to try to change::
metals into gold . At last check , the alchemist hadn't succeeded, yet.
We would be wrong if we said that
the wizard's job hasn't changed over
the years. In medieval times the wizards cast many spells on behalf of the
county, and performed many magical
acts, such as turning enemy prothonotaries into frogs. Today, the only
function of the wizard 's office is making the 'taxpayers' money disappear.
About ten years after the creation
of the wizard's and alchemist 's office,
more reforms were introduced. The
offices of prothonotary, coroner, and
jury commissioner were . created.
Enrezul county was the epitome of
medieval government , and since it
hasn't changed much since that time,
it still is the epitome of medieval government. Even though the changes in
government were not great, Enrezul
county has been at the forefront of
county governmental operations. ·
Enrezul county is the home of the
'foot to head ' coroner method . In
1642, Egbert Percy, county coroner,
·pioneered the 'foot to head ' examination method of cadavers. This was a
revoluntionary method . Since the beginning of time , coroners used the

time, we have grown accustomed to
the 'foot to head' method . In fact ,
there hasn 't been a 'head to foot' coroner elected in Enrezul county in over
fifty years. Even though the 'head to
foot ' candidates continually call for a
change , the voters are adamant in
their demands for a 'foot to head' coroner. ·
Another great date in county governmental history is March 9, 1684.
On that day, George Dryden (no relation to John) , the Republican jury
commissioner, ' invented the barrel
crank. Up until this time , the barrel
which contained prospective jurors'
names was rolled around the main
floor of the court house until eight rotations had been completed. Now the
jury commissioner's job was much
easier than before, so this meant an
immediate pay raise.
It might be a revelation to our
county officials if they visited Enrezul
County, but then again it might not
be. If they haven 't taken notice of the
archaicness of their own county government, they'd probably think
Enrezul county government was as
modern as the space shuttle.
Any comments or criticisms are
welcome . Please write to us at The
Beacon.

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The classroom is a tall ship into
which is stuffed , jammed , and
squeezed student , faculty, and crew,
competing with provisions , equipment, books, water, fuel , and the
most essential item , good humor.
The campus of this classroom community stretches far beyond the horizon to include the Caribbean Sea and
the Western North Atlantic: This
campus is unlike; any other because it
continually · changes in space and
time. One day the campus may be a
tropical lagoon, the next day the ruins
of a sugar mill, later a Carolina mud
flat , or a wall 100 feet below the surface of the Gulf Stream.
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sailors adage "one hand for the ship,
one hand for yourself'' will be very
clear the first time you uneasily climb
up the ratlines .
SEAmester is demanding because
in addition to a heavy academic load,
you stand your watch and assume increasing responsibilities in the sailing
of a full-rigged schooner. You will not
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who came aboard. You
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which will persist long after you leave
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and unexpected adventures which
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by Sean Connolly

On February 28, 1984, at 12:50
a.m ., a man called the front desk of
= Pickering Hall and told the security
§ guard on duty, "I would advise to .
evacuate in 20 minutes . This is a
bomb threat ."
According to security g~ard George
5 Kubaugh, 49, the caller had a direct
= voice but did not specify where the
bomb was placed .
Kubaugh immediately called President Capin, the R.A . on-duty, and
the Wilkes-Barre police.
Director of Residence Life , Paul
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Adams, who was visibly perplexed ,
arrived ten minutes after the call was
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Two police officers entered the
bu~ding at 1:05 a.m. and requested
to speak with the person in charge.
Adams stepped forward .
After being drilled by rapid questions from th~ police, Adams
summed up the situation, "There are
forty buildings on campus. It would
be impossible to search all of them ."
Adams again .called Ca pin, and the
decision not to evacuate any buildings
was finalized .
· Another security guard and maintenance man were present at the front
desk awaiting orders.
The group of R.A.'s stood by until
Adams and the police realized that
the time limit for detonation was long
passed, and that there was no apparent danger.

Debaters Mouth-Off Down South
The Wilkes College Speech and
Debate Union recently traveled to ·
Fairfax, Virginia to compete against;
some of the nation's tQp forensics
schools.
The speech contest was held on the
campus of George Mason University.
Seventeen schools from as far away as
Southern Utah gathered for the special invitational tournament. Even
with one of the smallest entries
present, Wilkes demonstrated its forensic skills by winning five major
awards.
_
Donna O'Toole secured a second

place finish in Informative Exposition
Competition and also won a fifth
place trophy in Extemporaneous
Speaking. Her teammate Annette
Winski also combined an excellent
speaking program to win two awards.
Annette won a second place award
in the very difficult area of Communication Analysis - which consists of
offering an indepth critical analysis of
a speech. Ms. Winski analyzed an oration by former president Richard M.
Nixon . She finished the competition
with a fourth place trophy in Persuasive Oratory.

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enough award points to move Wilkes
into an overall fourth place sweep~
stake trophy. This marked the second
time this year that Wilkes has finished
within the top five schools at a tournament hosted by the nation's no. one
forensic school - George Mason University. The tournament was sponsored by the Metropolitan Washington Communication Association . The
tournament package consists of three
separate invitational tournaments
spread out over the regular academic
school year. Points are accumulated

over all three tournaments and at the
final tournament in March, the top
five overall colleges will receive special
recognition. Based on the results of
the last two completed tournaments,
Wilkes College is in the running for
one of these prestigious awards . The
final metro tournament will be held
on the 9th and 10th of March.
The public speaking unit as well as ·
the debate union are coached and directed by Dr. Bradford Kinney of the
communication's studies program.

SUMMER POSITIONS
WITH
WILKES UPWARD BOUND
4 Tutor/ Counselors
Full-time positions. Responsibilities include supervising high school students enrolled in the academic oriented program. Applicants must have successfully completed their ·sophomore year of college and demonstrate leadership and the ability to work with youth in a residential setting .
Date of Program:June 9 throughJuly 27 .
Salary: $945 plus room and board

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Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766
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�"To Be Or Not To Be"

Wilkes And King's To Get
Their Acts Together
by Sean Connolly
Wilkes College and King's College
will be combining theatrical departments for two joint productions next
season if a proposal, awaiting final approval by Wilkes Academic Affairs
Dean Gerald Hartdagen, is approved.
Dr. Thomas Kaska, chairman of
the Wilkes Language and Literature
Department, explains that the proposal calls for a cooperation between
the two theater departmeots in producing two out of the scheduled four
shows , one to be staged"?lt Wilkes and
one at King's .
The proposal, which was created by
the deans at King's and submitted
last year, became more interesting to
Wilkes following the termination of

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Mr. Jay Siegfried's position as theater
arts professor and production director. Siegfried's departure leaves Dr.
Michael O'Neill as Wilkes ' sole director, a job too big for one man, according to Kaska.
A summer program between the
two departments is also listed on the
proposal, says Kaska, and O'Neill
and Wilkes set designer, Klaus Holm,
are expected to stay in the area hold. ing up Wilkes' end of the deal.
The institutions are expected to
cross-list theater arts.classes with them
divided up on the different campuses , says Kaska.
The proposal is expected to be finalized soon, and the Wilkes Theater
Department has already begun preparation for the change.

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ELECTIONS

SG . rlEPS:

Class of 1985 - Shelly Urban, Al Melusen,
Karen Anderson 7 Ellen McDermott, Joe Morrissey,
Robert Gunderson
Class of 1986 - Randa Fahmy, Linda Fritz,
Beth Cortez 9 ~tacy Toslosky, Jeanine Bolinski
Class of ~987 - Vicky Straka, Caryl Goldsmith
Suzanne Aboutanos, Dave Siegel~an,
Debbie Pavlico 9 '.l'eresa Gruzenski

CC HEPS:
Class of 1985 - Dave Bro~m, Patty DeCosmo,
Dave K?linowski, Nancy Moore, Elna Perluke,
.Mollie Wildes
Class of 1986 - Brian Potoes ki
Tom Allardyce, Mike Shipula

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Class of 1987 - Dawn Marie Plodwick

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Henry E. Long's senior art exhibit
was unveiled last week. Much of Henry's work, including "Nude in Stockings," was too large for the student
art gallery in the Student Center and
flowed out into the stairwell and third
floor hallways, adding some color and
excitement to an otherwise "institutionalized" building.

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Alumni Treated To
Lunch; Students
Treated To Career
Advice
by Tom Monsell
A program to help cut down on the
number of graduates that come back
to the college every year looking for
career counseling will also "help undergraduates plan their careers'' said
career specialist Susan Hritzak . .
The program is called Career Exchange I, and will allow all students to
meet with Wilkes alumni and friends
of the college that have made a name
for themselves in a variety of fields.
There will be alumni that are successful in TV communications, law agencies, the music field, and business,
just to name a few.
Career Exchange I, will be held on
March 22, from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. in
the cafeteria. This will allow students
to sit down in an informal atmosphere

and talk to the alumni in order to get
some ideas on the job market on how
to become successful.
Hritzak wanted to stress that the
program is open to all students but
that students who participate will
, have to sign up at the M~ Roth Center in '' order to find out how many
students are mterested in the experience."
According to Hritzak, students will
come into the dining hall and receive
a pamphlet that will give a biography
on the people they are interested in,
and then the students will be able to
sit down and eat lunch with the alumnus of their choice. The pamphlets
will also have a list of sample questions that the students may want to
ask.

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' ' A rose by any other name would
smell as sweet .... " Or would it? If
Shakespeare had studied numerology
he would have thought twice about
having Juliet utter those immortal
words.
Numerology is the study of numbers, such as those derived from a person's name, to interpret his or her
personality. Each . letter is assigned a
n·u merical value based on the interpretation of the vibration of the
sound .established by thl Greek mathematician Pythagoras. This can be
equated with the effects that astrology's planetary movements have upon
people and their lives. General letter
characteristics can be assigned as follows: A,J, S = l ; B, K, T = 2; C, L,
U = 3;D,M, V = 4;E, N, W = 5;F,
0 , X = 6; G, P, Y = 7, H, Q, Z = 8;
and I, R = 9.
Creative and progressive number 1
is an ego-motivated loner. Receptive
number 2 cooperatively follows or
supports leadership and has the tendency to collect people and things
that develop ambitions. Party-lover
number 3 easily communicates to
others and adds a spice to a variety of
imaginative interests. The number 4
is disciplined and number 5 is unconventional. The number 6 is responsible and sympathetic , while number 7
is analytical and strives for perfection.
The efficient number 8 seeks material
power and number 9 is dedicated to
serving humanity.

David (Hebrew/Wels~/English)
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Personality Ingredients: First impression is articulate, attractive, and
sparked with humor. Inwardly needs
creative freedom and independence
- in short, to be boss.
Personality Extreme: Too lawabiding, or too unconventional.
Every letter of the name plays a part
in the total personality picture revealed through numerology. Letter/
number values that are missing reveal
things that can only be learned
through
experience.
Repetitive ·
letters/numbers indicate an innate
knowledge of that particular area.
Each letter/ number has a positive and
a negative side; thus one can be good
or bad, depending on the side one
uses, but the trait remains the same.
For example, a number 4 name could
be very disciplined or very disorganized.
When charting a person's characteristics it is important to use that person's first name as it appears on his or
her birth certificate. The name as-it is
spelled on the birth certificate illicits
the associated traits of the person.
According to Ellin Dodge Young,
author of the book You Are Your First
Name, "Numerology elongates the
vision of the nearsighted, ·· blasts
through tunnel vision, and just plain
sheds light when we want clarity ..
Numerology cannot change behavior
patterns, but it can reinforce the inner

awareness that we have of mistakesthat we made repeatedly and help us
to want to work to change behavior
patterns that have reappeared and
brought about disappointments."
Interested in discovering your hidden personality traits? Analyze your
name .
1. The number -value of the first
letter of the first name reveals the
strong ·point or point of view of the
personality.
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2. Add up the total number value
of the first name for identification of
the name 's major talent.
3. A quick look at each letter in the
first name pinpoints the basic personality ingredients.
4. The last letter of the first name
reveals the personality extreme or area
of conflict.
The number meanings apply to
two or three letters , and each meaning has possible variations. All number meanings have positive and negative effects that depend upon the
focus of the individual.

=

tivity.
Letters B, K, T = Number 2
Receptivity,
cooperation,
and
adaptability strongly influence the
personality. There is a natural inclination to be emotionally supportive, which may restrict or vitalize
lifetime activity.
Letters C, L, U = Number 3
Creative self-e){pression, imagination , and versatility in communica. tions strongly influence the personality. There is a natural inclination
to be optimistic, which may restrict
or vitalize lifetime activity.
LettersD, M, V = Number4

personality. There is an inclination
to protect arid be protected, which
may restrict or vitalize lifetime activity.
Letters G, P, Y = Number 7
Introspective analysis, aristocratic
tastes, and technical, scientific, or
spiritual curiosity stn:mgly influence the personality. There is a natural inclination to specialize, seek
perfection, and become an authority, which may restrict or vitalize
lifetime activity.
Letters H , Q, Z = Number 8
Influence over others, material accumulation , and disciplined, prac-

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Compon~nts by Number===

Number 1: Letters A,J, S
Independent ego; creative action;
progress through change; ambition .
Number 2: ·Letters B, K, T
.Cooperation; diplomacy, receptivity; personal sensitivity; supportiveness .
1~umDer 3: Letters C, L, U
Communication; imagination; sociability; optimism; creation and appreciation of beauty; self-expression .
Number 4 : Letters D, M, V
Practicality; organization; conservatism; trustworthiness; problemsolving ability; self-discipline.
Number 5: Letters E, N , W
Physical freedom; mental versatility; adventurousness; "cleverness; sen- .
suality; speculativeness.
Number 6: Letters F, 0 , X
Social responsibility; adjustment to
others; protectiveness; domesticity;
comfort-consciousness;
showmanship.
Number 7: Letters G , P, Y
Introspe_c tion ;
perfectionism;
scientific/ logical/ technical/
spiritual/ investigative ability; aristrocratic nature .
Number 8: Letters H, Q, Z
Material power and organization;
management; practicality; ambition;
problem-solving ability; efficiency.
Number 9: Letters I, R
Selfless service; compassion; artistk
ability; broadness of scope; romanticism; brotherly love; polish and skill
of performance .

Self-discipline, organization, and
practical application to work
strongly influence the personality.
There is a natural inclination to be
dutiful and conservative, which
may restrict or vitalize lifetime activity.
Letters E, N, W ~ Number 5
Mental curiosity, ·nonconformity,
and unexpected changes strongly
influence the personality. There is a
natural inclination towards experi- ,,
mentation and learning thr~ugh
, experience, which may restrict or
vitaliie lifetime activity.
Letters F, 0, X = Number 6
Assumption of responsibility, adjustments for others, and maintenance of family/ community harmony strongly . influence the

The first letter of your first name
reveals your strong point or point of
view.
Letters A,J, S = Number 1
Independent leadership, creative
mental energy, and ambition
strongly influence the personality.
There is a natural inclination to
make pioneering changes, which
1may restrict or vitalize lifetime ac-

Karen (Greek: Catherine/Danish/ .
Norwegian) -F.
Personality Ingredients: Inwardly
generous, loving, and protective. Desires gracious, comfortable, attaining ,
lifestyle. Needs to be respected and
loved. Needs perfection and is rarely
satisfied with self.
Personality Extreme! Too analytic.
or too impulsive.

tical, problem-solving judgment
strongly infl~ence the personality.
There is a natural inclination to
seek affluence and power, which
may restrict or vitalize lifetime activity.
Letters I, R = Number 9
Compassion, empathetic philosophical judgment, and a ,need to
creatively communicate and serve
humanity strongly influence the
personality. There is a natural incli-nation to polish skills or .performance, expand culturally, and to impractically romantici~e, which may
restrict or vitalize lifetime activity.
The last letter of your first name reveals your personality extremes and
overreactive tendencies .
Letters A,J, S = Number 1
Indecision and emotional }udgme.nts weaken the personality.
Letters B, K, T = Number 2
Personalized sensitivity and preoccupation with petty problems
weaken the personality.
Letters C, L, U = Number 3
Scattering interests and concentrating upon surface values weaken the
personality.
Letters D , M, V = Number 4

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Tom (English/Thomas: independf'nt-diminutive) -,M .
Personality Ingredients: Desires
gracious home life, stability, and family harmony. Needs to protect, guide,
and feel responsible.
Personality Extreme: -Too conventional, or too improper.

Dislike for down-to-earth work and
commonsense discipline weaken
the personality.
Letters E, N, W = Number 5
Inability to learn without experi- ·
encing -everything and a subcon-

ter.
Step 3: Add the numbers. You'll
probably end up with a
double number.
Step 4: Reduce the double number to a single numbe,r by
adding. The basic rule in
numerology is to reduce
all multiple numbers to a
single number for direct
interpretation.
Number 1: Incorporate initiative,
independence, and originality into
your career. Expect to succeed
through aggressive leadership, selfreliance , and individualistic meth-

tention to economy, detail, and routine . Develop your determination,
sincerity, and ability to structure to
protect others.
Number 5: Incorporate unconventional ideas, experimentation with a
confident approach , and enthusiasm
for changing established impressions
and procedures into your career. You
can be quick and clever and have unusual versatility. Avoid planning tight
schedules, seize spontaneous 9pportunities, and expect to be able to do.
more than one thing at a time. Develop contacts with nonroutine people and consistently update daily and
1ong-term goals.
Number 6: Incorporate home or
community service, a sense of showmanship, and responsibility into your
career. Creating beauty and music
and maintaining group harmony are
important, as is a secure , comfortable, opulent lifestyle. Your work will
be negatively affected if there is discord at home or in the office. Cultivate your voice, and recognize your
need to give and receive protection.
Number 7: Incorporate a spiritual,
technical, or scientific specialty into
your career. You have the ability to attract money by questioning, investigating, and broadening your expertise. Take private time to study,
analyze , and receive inspiration from
within yourself. Avoid par tnerships
and expect to be discriminating when
you decide to share your information.
Cultivate educational opportunities,
and your talents for seeking depth
and perfection in your interests .
Ann (Hebrew: Hannah/English)

M&amp;F.

scious desire to be free of responsibility weaken the personality.
Letters F, 0 , X = Number 6
Stubborn sense of responsibility .
and jealous misgivings weaken the
personality.
Letters G , Y, P = Number 7
Aloofness and a faultfinding lack
of faith weaken the personality.
Letters H, Q, Z = Number 8
A need for material recognition
and an intolerance for less efficient
people weaken the personality.
Letters I, R = Number 9
Misplaced sympathy and impracticality weaken the personality.
The total value of the letters in your
first name reveals your major talent.

==== Letter Values=====
1

2

3

4

5

6

7 8

9

A B C D E F G H I
J K L MN O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
To find the major talent number,
refer to the letter values listed in the
letter values chart-above.
Step 1: Print your first barne.
Step 2: Write the nwi'lber ofe ach
letter value above each let-

ads . Develop courage, patience, and
a pioneering spirit.
Number 2: Incorporate tact and diplomacy into a cooperative group effort. Your career deals with partnerships and boosting the original ideas
of innovative leaders. Detailconsciousness, patient collecting, and ·
the ability to bring harmony to opposing forces are a few of your strong
talents. Develop an interest in the
arts, share experiences, and try a nonaggressive approach.
Number_ 3: Incorporate selfexpression through writing, speaking, or entertaining, into your career.
The ability to use your imagination
and your gift for optimism brings you
to people and attracts people to you.
Develop your inter~st in fashion,
beautification, theater, opera, literature, writing, acting, or speaking, to
enhance your ability to attract money
. and friend~ .
Number 4: Incorporate honesty,
conscientiousness, and commonsense
managerial ability into your career.
Use self-discipline and assume responsibility. Practical problem solving
is your greatest strength. Build
through systems, effi~iency: and at-

Personality Ingredients: Desires to
be individualist and appears to be
one.
Personality Extreme: Too impulsive, or too deliberate.

Number 8: Incorporate finance,
executive leadership, and organizational structure into your career. Keep
tuned to civic and governmental affairs and focus upon influential, talented, or prominent persons who
cross your busy path. Depend upon
your work effort, discipline, and
judgment, not luck, for success. Aim
high . Develop a businesslike attitude .
Number 9: Incorporate concern for
artistic quality, skill of performance, .
and the welfare of others into your career. Try to keep your emotions out of
business as you employ compassion,
understanding for the human condition, and generosity to solve material
problems. Your talents for communication and artistic expression should
be recognized and broadened.

B adds caution, nervous energy, and

the desire for domestic love, emotional serenity, and cooperation.
C adds vocal expression, concern for
beauty, and social consciousness.
D adds emotional discipline, earthy
honesty, and a realistic attitude.
E adds emotional impulsiveness,
changeableness, versatility, and varied financial experiences.
F adds strong family ties, compassionate helpfulness, and the ability to assume responsibility or duties -willingly. ~
G adds unique mental qualities, the
courage to be innovative, and a talent
for balanced analysis.
H adds the strong desire for financial
freedom, leadership, influence, and
impatience with petty distractions.
I adds an intense emotional desire to
serve humanitarian needs, fulfill
commitments, and grow culturally.
J adds the ability to see all sides of a
picture to its need to be a creative ,
leader.
K adds the ability to get recognition
f?r elitist ideas and contagious enthusiasm.
L adds gifts of communications, with
writing as a forte .
M adds dedication to established procedures, binding self-control , and
emotional detachment.
N adds intellectual restlessness , an inability to learn from past experiences,
and a love for physical pleasure and
long-shot opportunities.
0 adds a strong emotional sense of responsibility, a touch of paranoia
where loved ones are concerned, the
inability to -burden others with one's
personal problems.
P adds a strong desire for intellectual
and spiritual perfection.
Q adds the combination of good luck
and the need for power and material
accumulation .
R adds active energy to serve mass
needs through established procedures.
S adds personality fluctuations that
affect creative energy.
T adds the emotional strain and sensitivity of a martyr.
U adds sociability, emotional involveqient in all areas of experience , and a
tendency toward extreme behavior.
V adds the ability to get things done
in a big way.
W adds an impulsive, often unrealistic, need for change and variety.
X adds concern for family and community and it adjusts to their needs
through self-sacrifice.
Y adds strong intuition, intellect, and
exactitude to its confusing personality
trait of preaching one thing and doing another.
Z adds artistic gifts to its powerful
need for influence over others, for affluence, and for the power that these
bring.

Each letter of your first name reveals ingredients of your personality.
A adds impul~iveness, active energy.

the desire for sudden change, and intellectual_planning.

Source: You Are Your First Name
by Ellin Dodge Young

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--~----------------WRITER'S CRAM P---------~-------by Donna Nitka

It was a dark and stormy night.
OK, it wasn't stormy but it was dark
and the whole scene could have been
taken from a horror flick . You know
the type I mean - the films in which
nubile young co-eds are brutally murdered by a craz&lt;i.d , chain sawweilding, attacker. Still confused? Let
me tell you what happened .
It was the night of the first Beacon
layout of the semester. Things were
going pretty well and the entire staff
was looking forward to an early evening (one that ends before sunrise,
that is) . By approximately 1 a.m. all
that remained to be done were the
headlines . These are usually written
by Becky Whitman and me so the rest
of the staff left for the evening. Becky
and I were the only people left in the

emllc. \rndent Center, or so we
th"ug. t
1 wa'&gt; ryping headlines and Becky
w:i.s checking the copy when we heard
a noise. Now, I'm sure everyone's
been alone in a building and heard
strange , unexplained noises. It happens all the time. Knowing that I love
horror flicks an·d attempting to scare
me, Becky said, "Did you hear that,
Donna? There's someone in the elevator.' ' Before I had a chance to reply,
the elevator kicked on . We could hear
it moving, but who was running it?
We were the only ones in the buildrng.
I stared at Becky..
"You just HAD to say that, didn't
you?"
"Don't worry, we've got scissors."
She picked up the scissors only to find
,hat the sharp ends , th e nnl y pan that

we could have used in defending ourselves, were gone . They'd been cut
off. ·
We stared at each other. For some
strange reason, all I could think of was
the shower scene from "Psycho," the
one in which Janet Leigh gets stabbed
to death while the screen flashes and
that weird music plays, "whop,
whop, whop, whop." I just kept hearing that music over and over again. It
was turning into a real nightmare.
Becky, being the quick-thinking
person she is, remembered that we
also had a hammer in the room . She
grabbed that while I typed the last of
the headlines. We wanted to get ou,t
of there--fast - but Beacon business
always comes first .
Well, we did manage to get out of
the building and yes , we did take the
hammer with us for protectiv:-1. It's

fun to talk about it now . . ..
"Did Becky and I ever tell you
about our horror-filled night in the
Student Center? "
One of our friends suggested that if
we ever found ourselves in the same
position again, we lock . ourselves in
the office and wait for help . I can see
it now .W e'd be in the office and hear a
noise. In a desperate attempt to save
· ourselves we'd break the glass on the
light table and blindly strife out at
the unknown figure forcing his way
into our office.
"Oh, we're sorry Mr. Security
Guard. We didn't mean to slit your
throat, but we thought you were a
crazed, chain saw-weilding, attacker."
How do you explain something like
that to administration?

*Weekend
·
Forecast
*

Aquarius Oan. 20-Feb. 18) Though Friday night proves boring, Saturday
holds the promise of excitement. Spend Sunday with loved ones. ****

Leo Ouly 21-Aug. 22) An event-filled Saturday takes you by surprise . Enjoy
yourself. *****

Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20) Unforeseen difficulties cloud your weekend, but try

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) A frustrating weekend filled with minor complications destroys any hope of excitement this weekend . Take advantage of _q uiet
time alone . **

to make the best of it . Trust your instincts . **

Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) Weekend attempts at fun are complicated by unfinished work. Try to strike a balance between your commitments. ***
Taurus (Apr. 21-May 20) Friday night provides far more excitement than
Saturday. Take advantage of this for Sunday is best spent studying . ****
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Friends place many demands on your time this
weekend. Be careful when giving advice. ***
·
Cancer Oune 21:July 20) Try not to overindulge this weekend . It will catch
up with you later. *

Libra (Sept. 23-0ct. 22) A mediocre weekend is the best you can hope for.
Work on improving relationships. **!
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) This weekend holds endless possibilities for you .
Use it to your advan_t_a,,,_ge_._*_*_*_*_*_ _ _ _ _ _ __
Sagittarious (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) An old friend comes back into your life . Use
the weekend to catch up on old times . ****
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Friday's fun, and Saturday and Sunday are even
better. This is your weekend, enjoy it . *****
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The Station
Fri . and Sat.
Cooks
Fri.
Sat.
Back Street
Mickey Finns
The Woodlands
The Pub
Hugs

PATTI'S HAIR FASHIONS
109 S. Franklin,
Across From the YMCA

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"Equus" - presented by the Showcase Theatre of Wilkes-Barre, on March
9, 10 , and 11 at the CPA at 8 p.m. Tickets $5 .
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A special performance for students will be given on Thursday March 8, at 8
p.m . Tickets for this show only $2 . 50.
33 Wilkes~Barre Blvd.
Dance Music
49 S. Washington St.
Maria'
Starstruck
185 N . Pennsylvania Blvd .
100 Pennsylvania Blvd . ~----T'.:}.
Rt. 31 5, Plains Townshi p
Hotel Sterling
Sheraton Hotel

At The Movies
Wyoming Valley Cinema
Wyom ing Valley Mall
Footloose
1:15 , 3:20, 5:25, 7:40, 9:50
Unfaithfully Yours
1:30, 3:40 , 5:40, 7:45, 10 :00
Blame It On Rio
1:45, 3:45, 5:45, 7:4 5, 9: 50
Lassiter
1:30, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:4 5
Terms of Endearment
1:45 , 4:30 , 7:15 , 9: 45
Gateway Twin Cinema
Gateway Shopping Center. Edwardsville
Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window
Broadway Dan ny Rose
times to be announced

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Capin Takes Time to Reflect and LoOk Ahead
by Ann Devlin

Wilkes College President Robert S.
Capin describes his future as " returning to my roots."
After announcing his resignation,
saying he had "accomplished most of
his goals," Capin envisioned his life
as branching out in two possible directions .
"I considered two alternatives,!'
said Capin, "to take a year off and
then continue teaching full-time at
Wilkes, or to return to the accounting
profession.''
It seems that Capin has chosen a
path that leads to the best of both
worlds .
Returning to the business community, he has accepted..an accounting
partnership which will begin July 1,
1984, with the Parente, Randolph,
Orlando ; Carey, and Associates, Certified Public Accounting Firm of
Wilkes-Barre.
C:,pin says his new dutie.s will include education as well as accounting:

''My primary responsibility will be for
continuing professional education, as
well as technical matters and various
client responsibilities."
Capin, who "loves the challenge of
teaching," would also like to teach
part-time at Wilkes in addition to his
accounting career.
Capin's background will make the
transition from college president to
the business world an easy one. He
graduated from Wilkes in 1950 with a
degree in economics, holds a masters
degree from Lehigh University, and is
a Certified Public Accountant.
In the mid-50' s Capin began teaching part-time at Wilkes and then accepted a full-time teaching position
here. He has spent 10 and a half years
in senior administration at Wilkes
and serves on many community
boards and is a member of such distinguished organizations as the
American Institute of C.P.A.'s, the
Committee of Professional Ethics ,
and the National Association of Ac-

countants.
Through his years at Wilkes College, Capin has seen and implemented many changes. "Academically, w~ have held our own,"
comments Capin, "We have not experienced a substantial step up in academics, but not a substantial slippage·
either.''
However, it seems that "credentials
for admissions are somewhat less,"
admits Capin. "A measure of your
success is attributable to what happe_ns to your graduates and we can be
proud of our graduates . We do not
put ourselves forward as an Ivy League
school, but we do have quality faculty
and academics.' '
Financially, Capin sees the college
improving. " We're probably in the
best shape since the early 70' s, prior
to the flood ." Capin continues,
"We' re not in a deficit position at this
time, but still have challenging years
ahead."
One of the highlights of Capin' s

last year at Wilkes is being chosen by
the senior class as the commencement
speaker. In his speech, Capin says he
will advise students about the thing~
in life that are sometimes overlooked.
'Tll tell them about the importance
of family, loyalty to employee, good
health and the importance of
money. '' By the importance of money
explains Capin, "I mean don't let it
be your God . There are other important things in life."
Capin will also speak about the importance of having a good reputation .
'' Be possesive of your name,'' advises
Capin, "A good reputation is a slow
building process, but it can be destroyed in one fell swoop."
Capin's philosophy about education seems to be unique . One of the
most important things Wilkes can do
he says is "to prepare students for
something otht:r than a job - not
only to do a good job but to enjoy living - to have a good life. "

Houseknecht leads Bio. Rat Patrol Into Desert
knecht. "We'll be studying desert
plants and animals, and how humans
relate to the desert ." ·
Wilkes College biology professor,
Dr. Clyde "Skip" Houseknecht, will
Following the completion of the
be taking his desert biology class on a lecture class, the group will fly to Los
two-week field trip to California
Angeles on May 13 or to Phoenix on
and
Arizona
to visit deserts
May 15 . Houseknecht said the deciand national parks this summer.
sion on destination will depend on
The class, which will begin on the . the students. "If they choose Los
week of March 19 and will consist of a Angeles, " he explained, "the class
two-hour night class lecture, has 7 will spend one leisure day at Disney
students signed up for the adventure . Land. If they choose Phoenix , then
"I'll try not to lose any students to they'll spend a day shopping in Mex. ."
rattl,~snakes,"
reported
House- lCO
by Sean Connolly

Houseknecht said he is especially
looking forward to visiting the Anza
Barago National Park in hope of
catching a glance at the endangered
species of desert bighorn sheep. The
group will have to take a ten mile hike
into the park because it will be the
mating season of the sheep and vehicles are not allowed on the property,
The class will visit thr- Moj;ive Desert in Californi. the Joshua Tree
National Monument
CaliforniaColorado border, and the Oregon
Pipe Cactus National Mon_u ment in ,

Arizona.
" The desert is beautiful, especially
at night. While we're there, the cacti
and wild flowers should be in
bloom ," said Houseknecht . He
added that the temperature should be
over 100 degrees Fahrenheit during
most of the trip.
Houseknecht added that the group
will also spend a leisurely day in
Puerto Pinasco , Mexico , swimming
and eating shrimp. Pointing outside
he said , "It will be a nice change fr - ;n
this weather."

PENNMY!ffdNI,\
We have as many gnld
programs as we have
letters in our name.
The School of Nursing
at the University of Pennsylvania offers you .
as a college graduate
with a BSN , the opportunity to expand your
professional horizons
with the broadest scope
'of graduate programs
you'll find anywhere. In
addition, Penn is the only
Ivy League school to
offer nursing programs
from the BSN throug ~
the PhD levels.
Master ol Science
In Nursing (MSN)

Spring , summer and
fall admissions. A flexible
curriculum in 11 specialties permits tailoring to
meet your individual
career goals:

• Adult Health &amp; Illness
(Acute, Chronic &amp;
Critical Care tracks)
• Nursing Administration (in cooperation
with The Wharton
School)
• Nursing of Children
• N·u rse-Midwifery
• Psychiatric M~nt-.I
Health Nursing
• Community Health
Nursing
• Health Care of
Women
• Gerontological
Nursing Clinician
• Perinatal Nursing
• Primary Care: Fami ly
Nurse Clinician
&amp; School Nurse
Clinician

Doctor ol

Phlioaopt,1 (PhD)
You ca,1 enter the PhD
program with your BSN
degree. In addition to
the regular doctoral program , students have the
unique opportunity to
work toward a dual PhD/
MBA in cooperation
with Penn's top-ranked
graduate business pro, gram at The Wharton
School.

D Invite me to Graduate Edu_c ation Day, Fall 1984.
D Send me a brochure on your graduate programs.
D Have a faculty member call me.
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Accident of the Week
by Dauryne Shaeffer
The Wilkes College First -Aid Team is an organization staffed by students set
up to provide quick respo•1se of qualified personnel to injuries on campus.
That's an awful mouthful to handle, but all it means that there are students
on duty who are equipped to handle emergencies. These students can respond
and begin treatment faster than an ambulance .
The team is made up of students from various majors who are interested in
this type of work and who are also very much interested in the welfare of the
campus. The people on the team are not there just to play Jr. Dr. These members have put long, hard hours of work into certification and also foto the team
itself. In order to " run " on a squad. The minimum requirement is multimedia
first-aid and basic life support (CPR) cards.
Other members are certified in advanced first aid and the.re are even a few
emergency medical technicians or E. M.T.' s as they are called . These certifications require upwards of 100 hours of training and in the case of the E.M.T., at
least 10 hours are spent in a hospital emergency room (not as a patient either!).
Members of the squad also put in long tedious hours on the nights they are
on duty. Each squad runs dutY. on a rotating basis. They can expect at least one
night a week of duty. Heaven forbid it's a weekend. Many Friday and Saturday
nights have been spent on creative thinking . . . how many ways there are of
strangling a beeper.
Many other hours are spent in crowded emergency waiting rooms while visions of upcoming tests and waiting dates flit through your mind. Then lo-andbehold the beeper sounds off and it's "on the road again."
·
The beeper, one of the printable names that members refer to it as , is the
paging system that is set up for the corps.

CIASSl111El):
The Wyoming Valley Peace
Committee presents the musical allegory Alice in Blunder/and to be held on Sunday,
March 4 , at 3 p .m . at the First
Presbyterian Church , 97
South Franklin Street in
Wilkes-Barre .
The musical concerns the
reflections of our nuclear age .
The public is invited - free
will offering .

Sprague Rappaport Stethoscopes For Sale - sponsored
by the Nursing Student Organization - $15 .00 each cash
or check . For further information contact: Ann Marie
Romanovitch-Miner three 829-9 199,
• or
Pa.ula
T·famorski-Waller Hall 8 L9-9894, or the Nursing
Learning Lab .

Lor (Hazel),
Your engagement has
brought much happiness to
your eyes . You 'll make a good
wife,
companion,
and
mother. Good Luck!!
Mary

Loretta Ann Martin has the
great pleasure of announcing
her engagement to Mr. Kenneth Robinson Halpine . After marriage the couple will
be taking the surname
Martin-Halpine.

Deb
(Gertrude,
Sally,
Eunice), and Louise,
Congratulations!
Just
think, only 39 more days!
Mary

342.

Planned Parenthood
- Confidential and Affordable
• Gynecologic Exams
• Birth Control
• Pregnancy Tes ting
Kirby Health Center AnneJi
63 North Franklin Street
Wilkes-Barre ,
87.4-8921

GyMNAsiuM HouRs PosTEd

Sue ,
Congratulations! I knew
you would make it! Remember all the great times we had
together. Thanks for being a
listener, an.advisor, and a very
special friend . You have
opened my eyes to many of
my " problems" and I am
very thankful that you were
there when I needed you!
From the friend on the
other side of the lamp post.

SOFTBALL PRACTICE
HAS STARTED!!!
Anyone interested in playing on this year's team should
contact Coach Robert at ext.

Tlie initial call is to the front desk (ext . 473). The person on desk duty then
calls the beeper and gives the type of call and the location .
At the sound of the tone the squad leader '' bolts "' out of bed , or more likely,
sort of slithers out with a longing backward glance. He or she then notifies the
other members on duty, grabs the megaton first-aid kit and ' 'sprints' ' off to the
scerie.
The squads are set up so that members of each team are from different·areas
_o f the campus, thereby decreasing the response time of the first arrival.
Once on the scene, an assessment is made and if needed, an ambulance
called. The squad can transport non-serious calls in the aging but serviceable
chariot that is provided by the college. This is most often the case as few calls
thus far have been life-threatening.
The actual tea'.m consists of thirty-six dorm students and commuters and is
under the fearless leadership of Captain Don Talenti and First Lieutenant
Charlie McCoy.
So far this year, the team has participated in the disaster drill that was held in
the Wilkes gym and they also toured the Back Mountain Mobile Intensive Care
Unit.
Up soon on the agenda are tours and lectures from various groups including
a blood bank and other departments involved in emergency care.
Members are also enrolled in basic and instructors courses in first aid that are
being held at the Red Cross chapter house on S. Franklin St.
Please support the members in their efforts . The team·is set up for the college's benefit. All that the members get in the way of reimbursement for their
time and effort is the knowledge of a job well done and the satisfaction of
helping others .
Please support the team in their fund raisers or if you see them on a call.
Remember it could easily be you , so "let's be careful out there."

Even though the College gymnasium is heavily utilized - physical
education classes, inter-collegiate athletics , intramural activities and social
events - the College recognizes the
need for "open hours" for recreational use by our students. Consequently, the following schedule of
"open hours" for use by Wilkes students has been developed for immediate implementation for the current
sprmg semester.
Monday through Friday: 11
p.m. to midnight (prior to
Spring break)
Monday through Friday: 8 p.m .
to midnight (following ~pring
break) Saturdays: 1 p.m. to 6 p.m.
Sundays: 1 p.m. to 7 p.m.

Please carry your ID c.1,l!
with you J.nJ be prepared to r rc-sem 11
to the person on duty in the gym. This
will help to insure that only Wilkes
persons are using the gym and noneligible persons will be denied the
privilege.
Any exceptions to the above hours
to accommodate special events at the
gym will be posted at the entrance by
the Office of Student Affairs. Your
cooperation and adherence to this
schedule and ID card requirement is
appreciate_d. Thank you. ·
Please Note : For those persons who
plan to utilize the Weight Room in
w~ckesser Annex, that facility will be
open weekdays until 8 p .m . On Saturdays the hours will be 1 p.m . to 5
p .m. and on Sundays the hours will
1'c 2 p .m . to 6 p.m.

YOUR BSN IS WORTHAN
OFFICER'S COMMISSION
INTHEARMY.
Your BSN means you're a professional. In the Army, it also
means you're an officer. You start as a full,fledged member of our
medical team. Write: Army Nurse Opportunities,
P.O. Box 7713, Burbank, CA 91510.

ARMY NURSE CORPS.
Bi A! LYOU CAM BE.

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The 'Big Two' Survives February Thaw
by Tim Williams
Jusrt hirty minutes away lie two unique ski resorts that provide greater variability than most other ski resorts can offer. Jack Frost Mountain and Big Boulder are unique in the fact that the same lift ticket is valid at both areas during
the specified time of the ticket.
Last week we travelled to the Big Two at the tail end of the ''snow drought''
that wreaked havoc among many of Northeastern Pennsylvania's resorts.
Jack Frost made enough snow throughout the earlier part of the s)ci season to
survive the rains which caused some areas to close down . The conditions at Big
Boulder were even better due to the fact that they have night skiing. Therefore
the snow is packed down by the skiers for thirteen hours as opposed to Frost 's
eight hours per day.
We started the day skiingJack Frost in the afternoon and then took the_short
drive over to Big Boulder for night skiing.
Upon arrivi_n g at Frost you find yourself already at the top of the mountain .
All of the attractive, modern facilities are located at the mountain summit
.which gives Frost an upside-down ski area appearance.
The Summit Lodge"'has ample room to comfortably accommodate a large
amount of people. The food service provides several areas at which to purchase
a snack or a meal. However, many people choose to bring a bag lunch.
A ski shoo . rental shoo lift ticket sales. information desk , and ski school

office are all located in, or adjacent to, the Summit Lodge.
Jack Frost's eight lifts service the eighteen slopes and trails which vary greatl y
to accommodate all levels of skiers . .The East Mountain can please the most
daring of skiers while the novice and intermediate skiers have a wide range of
trails to choose from .
Weather permitting, Jack Frost also has fifteen miles of cross country trails
that are available free of charge .
Despite an uncooperative mother nature, all of Frost's trails were open with
five lifts operating to ensure us a variety of options.
Before we knew it, late afternoon rolled around and it was time for us to head
over to Big Boulder. Skiers can grab a bite to eat at a few different locations
along the ten to fiftsen minute drive to Boulder.
Night skiing at Big Boulder proved to be an equally fun experience. As
mentioned above, the conditions were very satisfactory. All but a few of the
eleven slopes and trails were open and three of the seven lifts were operating .
Boulder's spacious lodge and friendly atmosphe!e added to the good skiing
conditions.
The Big Two's short or non-existent midweek lift lines enable the skiers to
spend more time on the slopes than waiting in lines. Also, the thirty minute
travel time makes the Big Two the closest alpine skiing facility to the college.
All in all I had a very enjoyable time and I plan to go back for more in the
near future .

Intramural Free-For-All Competition Close
by Jeff Weinstein
It's anybody's race as intramural
floor hockey nears the half-way mark. y
With only one team undefeated and a
mere 7 points separating first and last ,
it looks like another fantastic finish.
This week, as in all other weeks, unpredictability ruled as no dominant
team has emerged.
Feb. 19- The Warriors playing behind newly formed lines hit the warpath and mauled the Herkas, 4-1.
Don Shaw got 2 and Mike Duncan
and Tom Ross each tallied one to lead
the Warriors. A re-enactment of Custer's last stand was avoided as Jody
Huston poked home the Herkas' only
goal.
.
Ausflug couldn't do · anything
wrong in the first period as they
scored five straight. Tom Culligan-had
three and Steve Braithaite got two.
The only problem was that they
shouldn't have stepped onto the floor
in the second period. The Mom Puckers just got to the arena a little late, as
they regrouped and spanked in seven
unanswered goals. Vince Acquaviva
had three, Mike Deo and Dave Philips split four as the Mom Puckers took
over.
The Chiefs and the Wildmen
played to a 3-3 tie as the teams traded
goals. Two late game goals scored by
the Chiefs' Randy Rice and John Wojic, found the back of the net late in
the game. Bill Ronco, Kurt Kuntz,
and Andy Grant had the Wildmen 's
tallies.
Feb. 20 - Mom Puckers continued
to give out lessons and won another as
Tom Cosee got both scores. The
· Chiefs ' lone point came from D. J.
Sparks .
Herkas took an earlv lead on a ~core
hy Paul Dougherty. -The game re-

mained at that until the Ausflug
made a move late in the second half.
Wuh a minute and a half remaining
they called time-out. Then, pulling
the goalie it took them only 6 seconds
to score . The final 1-1 left both teams
a little happy to escape with a tie instead of a loss .
Warriors were still on the warpath
as they blanked the Penguins, 4-0 .
An inspired Warriors team seemed to
be coming into their own.
Andy Grant scored early in the second half to give the Wildmen a 1-0
lead . This was all the scoring in the
hrst half. With time slipping away in
the second half (4 min . , 35 sec.) Jeff
Weinstein took the Smegma's fate
into his own hands and waltzed down
the middle to deadlock the score at 11. With 18 seconds left, Steve Shear
set up the final score with a picture
perfect pass to Mike Kopcho . Kopcho
subsequently rammed it home to preserve the Smegma's flawless record.
Spammers and Twisters played a
tough _physical game . It was scoreless
until, with two minutes left, Pete
Walsh scored to give the victory to the
Spammers.
Feb. 26 - Batten down the hatches
because · the Twisters are for real.
Ausflug fell victim to the gale force
play, 8-0, in a game that was over before it started.
Smith blew in from
the east with five, Chris Zieser whistled in two, and Jim Rei dusted one.
The Smegmas continued to roll
over the competition, they remain as
the league's only undefeated team.
Mike Kopcko, Mitchell Reese, and
Jeff Weinstein each added a goal to
spark the offense, Roy Delay headed
up the defense by notching his first '
shutout.
The Devils, playing with just
enough players, downed the Herkas,

Ian

5-4 . The game went back and forth all
evening. This cliffhanger went down
to the last 56 seconds whenJeffWertz
put the Devils ahead to stay, 5-4.
The Penguins came back strong after last week's loss and handed the
_streaking Mom Puckers a loss. 7-2 was
the final tally as the Penguins played
totally different from their last 3 outmgs .
In a sec;saw battle which saw the
Warriors and the Wildmen exchange
2 goals a piece, the Wildmen prevailed . With 34 seconds left in the
-game Dave Thomas closed the door
giving the Wildmen a 3-2 victory.
As it stands right now, the Cap in
Cup could go to anyone. If the second
half of the season's anything like the

first we're in for a wild finish . It could
go either way and probably will .
Intramural Indoor Hockey league
W L T Pts. GF GA
Smegmas
4 0 0 8 11 4
Twisters
3 1 0 6 16 4
Warriors
2 2 0 4 12 7
Devils
2 2 0 4 11 12
Wildmen
2 l 3 7 8
Ralston Conference
W L T Pts. GF GA
Ala. Spammers
3 l 0 6 15 I
Mom Puckers
2 3 0 4 12 20
Chiefs
1 2 2 4 12 14
Herkas
I 2 l 3 7 10
Penguins
1 3 l 3 17 24
Ausflug
0 2
1 6 16
Top eight point total teams will
make ~he play-offs for the Capin Cup .

Cagers Drop
Season Finale
The Wilkes men dropped the last
game of their season to Juniata, 6870, last Saturday. The match-up was
an even battle throughout, with Juniata getting a bucket at the buzzer to
pull out the win.
Wilkes found themselves trailing
36-40, at the start of the second half
and remained scoreless for the first
five minutes of that half.
With a little over six minutes remaining, Wilkes fought back to a tie
when freshman Bobby Collins tipped
in a missed John Duesler free-throw .
The remainder of the game seesawed back and forth with Wilkes and '
Juniata trading buckets.
With 1: 17 remaining, Wilkes
worked the ball until the 40 second
mark when Dave Piavis threw up :&gt; 15
ft. shot that fell short and allowed a

Juniata rebound.
A quick time-out by the Juniata hdians and some good strategy wah : l 0
remaining allowed Juniata's Dick
Moses to sink the winning bask Qt .
This loss drops the Colonels' seasou
record to 7-16 overall, and 3-10 in che
Middle Atlantic Conference . This
MAC record isn't enough for a playoff berth.
Senior co-captain Rick Sheaffer
closed out his college career with a
2 5. 1 points per game average through
_20 games which that makes hii11 seventh in the nation in Division III.
Sheaffer scored 569 points this season which makes him the MAC
league leading scorer. Sheaffrr will
leave quite a gap to fill on next ye;u s
squad .

I

�Vol. XXXVI
No . 11
March 2. 1984

beac~n sports

Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, Pa. l 87 t',6

Lady Colonels Net 2; Finish Season at 14-8
by Tim Williams
The lady Colonel cagers closed out
their season with impressive wins over
J uniata and East Stroudsburg University this past week at the Wilkes gym.
Wilkes breezed by- Juniata by a
score of 81 -66 on Saturday, February
18 and then edged East Stroudsburg,
78-74, the following Wednesday.
The lady Colonels kept the lady Indians ofJuniata at bay by at least two
points throughout the entire first
half, and with roughly six minutes remaining, the Wilkes women pushed
the difference to ten points as they
led , 28-18 .
Over the next four minutes Juniata
closed the difference to one bucket.
Just as the first half expired, the lady
Colonels sunk one to leave the count
with a 36-32 lead at intermission. ,
Junior Deanna Kyle and senior Karen Bove combined for 26 of Wilkes'
4 5 second half points to hold off a
strongJuniata comeback. The Indians
came within one point on several oc-

casions throughout the second half.
Wilkes held a 60-59 edge with 6:4 1
remaining in the contest . The lady
Colonels then managed to unlease
ten unanswered points. From then on
it was all Wilkes ~sJuniata could only
close the lead to nine points.
The win pushed the lady Colonels'
record to 13-8 , going into the final
1983-84 season game with East
Stroudsburg.
WC 78 , East Stroudsburg 74

After controlling the first half,
Coach Robem ' team found themselves fighting for their lives as they had
to come from behind to capture t;'s:
win .

Midway through the first half the
lady Colonels found themselves with
a ten point lead. By the end of fifteen
minutes of play the lady Warriors had
closed the lead to one point.
The teams went to the locker rooms
as Wilkes held a slim 38-37 half-time
lead.
The lady Warriors sunk the :it· ,
bucket of the second half to give them

the lead for the first time in the contest .
Roughly ten minutes into the sec·
ond half, the lady Colonels found
themselves trailing by ten points.
With three minutes remaining,
Bove hit the field goal that knotted
the score at 72-72. East Stroudsburg
responded with two points . Sophomore Mitch Zawoiski 's shot with 2:20
remaining evened up the score again.
Kyle made it 76-74 with 28 seconds
in regulation .
At the 39 :53 minute mark East
Stroudsburg had a chance to tie it up,
but the shot was just a little short.
Kyle was fouled at the buzzer and
was awarded a trip to the foul line
where she sunk both shots to round
out the scoring at 78-74.
Both Kim Smith and Bove played
their last game as a lady Colonel.
They are also the first student~ ~o
graduate from the women's basketbaa program .

J:mior Charlene Hurst shoots i rom
th~ top of the key in first half action
against East Stroudsburg.

Three Colonel Grapplers Qualify for Nationals
by Tim Williams

sioning his opponent by a scar~ of 62. 1 his was enough to earn a wildcard

Both Marc Sadano and Doug Billig
have qualified for the nationals to be
held at the Meadowlands of New Jersey from March 8th to the 10th.
Both grapplers did so by means of a
consolation berth this past weekend
in the EIWA regionals .
Sodano started off well in the tournament by pinning his 118 pound
~illiam and Mary opponent in 5:43
in his preliminary bout.
Then , tragedy struck; Sodano lost.
Not only did he lose , but he was
pinned by Rich Berlinghof£ of Yale .
Things began to look bleak for
Wilkes' best hope for a national
championship. The loss put Sodano
in the consolations with only the hope
of a wildcard berth to the nationals .
The following day Sodano found·
himself watching the lights again as
his Syracuse foe pinned him in 38 seconds. Sodano 's last bout of the tournament was for fifth place in the
weight class against Berlinghof£, the
Yale wrestler that pinned him in hi )
first bout of the tournament .
Sodano rose to the occasion by deci-

berth to the nationals.
~
Billig came into the tournament
seeded fourth at 126 and also managed to come away with a wildcard

Doug Billig

berth of which Wi°lkes captured two
of only three available spots .
Billig won both of his first two
matches to advance to the semifinals.
Then, Billig lost to the top two
seeds (Santoro of Lehigh and Marquis

Marc Sodano

of Navy) and found himself hoping
for a wildcard berth .
Hoth Mark Correl and TomJamicky
had advanced to the semifinals only
to finish sixth and fourth, respectively.
Andre Miller.John Cherrie , Glenn
Whiteman.Jerry Scaringe, Mike Garvin, and Paul Wysocki'all were eliminated in the first round of the tournament.
Senior co-c aptain Kurt Rowlette did
noc participate in the tournament because of an eligibility controversy
stemming all'the way back to 1978.
Rowlette has been accused of participating in 1978 in the University of
Massachusetts' wrestling program
which would have caused him to use a
year of eligibility.

Since press time i t 1::, 1;
oe en announced that Torr. Jamicky wi ll join Sodano and
Billig a t Nationals . Jamj_cky will be re placing the
injured third place qua l ifi 0 1· f r om' his weight clas s
:' r om the East erns.,

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                    <text>Vol. XXXVI

I
Debaters Place
Third.In Tourna01ent
Over the Spring vacation while the
campus was getting a rest - members
of the college public speaking team
were locked in stiff competition at
George Mason Univeristy, Fairfax,
Virginia.
•
The team of Donna O 'Toole and
Annette Winski accomplished what
twenty other institutions could not do
- they came in third place overall in
the final Metropolitan Washington,
D .C. Communication Associatior.' s
Invitational Intercollegiate Forensic
Tournament. Wilkes won five trophies in one of the hardest tournaments of the year. .
Donna O'Toole won a third place
trophy ip. Impromptu Speaking and
trophies in Rhetorical Communication Analysis and Expository Discourse.
Annette Winski captured·a second
pla~e troph_y in Rhetorical _C?mmuni-

cation Analysis . So poweduJ were the
two Wilkes co-ed's performances that
the college group came in third overall, winning the third pl~ce sweepstake trophy.
.
The highlight of the tournament
was the awarding of the cumulative
sweepstake trophies.
To qualify for one of these prestigious awards the Metropolitan Washington, D. C. Communication Association / holds three tournaments
throughout the school year. Winners
from each tournament amass points
toward the top honors. This year for
the first time Wilkes was one of the
sixty-five schools invited to participate, and in all three tournaments the
forensic group was ranked in the top
five . When the final points were tabmated, the speech unit of the college
Continued 011 p. 4

_H ousing
Releases Guidelines
The guidelines and curriculum for
the upcoming summer sessions have
been released and are available at
Weckesser and Sturdevant Halls.
The first session will take place
from June 11 to July 13 and the second session will run from July 16
through August 17. There will be an
eight week evening session from.June
11 through August 3. Students who
register for courses in more than one
session must complete a 'registration
form for each session.
Residence Halls will be available
for both male and female students
during all summer sessions. All residence hall fees must be paid before
students move into the dorms.
Application for admission into the
summer program can be obtained at
the Office for Evening, Summer, and
Weekend College. John Meyers directs the service which is located at
129 South Franklin Street.
The college bookstore will be
opened during the summer from 8: .:iO
a.m. to 4: 30 p.m., _Monday-through

Friday. Books must be paid for at the
time of purchase and they can be paid
for with a check. Tuition for the summer sessions is $115 per credit hour
for undergraduates and $150 per
credit for graduate students. All
charges must be paid for at the time of
registration . Tuition and fees for the
second session must be paid by July
16.
Financial aid is available for the
summer sessions and students .are advised to apply as soon as possible and
if there are any questions they can be
answered by the director of Financial
Aid before July 1. Students enrolled
at least half-time or students carrying
6 credits over the entire summer are
eligible to receive funds through the
Pell Grant. Full-time summer students or those carrying at least 12
credits throughout the summer are
also eligible for the grant. Full and _
part time work is also available for any
student eligible under the college

Con~ i n uc d on p.4

No.12
March 30, 1984

" ilkes College
Wilkes Barre, Pa. 18766

ROOM SELECTION

Have

To Go To Summer School?

by Thomas). Monsell
The Residence Life Office is facing
another room selection process that
will hopefully "be a lot easierthis year
because we're· not closing any buildings," said Residence Life Director
Jean Adams.
Students must have Housing
contracts completed atld handed into
the Finance Office along with the deposits by Friday the 13th. ·The housing contracts are going to be sent to
each dorm student at their on-campus
address and students are urged to fill
them out "as soon as possible" said
O Paul Adams.
Each residence hall should schedule a dorm'meeting between April 16
and April 18 to decide what people
want what rooms for the upcoming
year. This meeting should be a combined effort of the hall president and
the Resident Assistant and results of
· the effort should be reported to the
Residence Life Office on April 19 by
8:30 a.m.
The guidelines for the meeting will
be designated by the Residence Life
Office and should be followed in order to cut down on confusion. These ·
guidelines are:
1. A student currently living in a
room has first choice on keeping
that room.
2. Residents within a building,
with the longest amount of time
living in that residence hall have
the next highest selection status.

3. When residents within a building have equal time in the residente hall, credits to be earned
by the end of the Spring semester will determine order.
First choice - 90 credits or more
Second choice - 60 credits or more
Third choice - 30 credits or more
Fourth choice · - less than 30
credits
A&lt;ny changes that may occur over
the summer such as roommate
changes must be I indicated on the
floor plan that is submitted to the
housing office on April 19. Residents
that have lived in Bedford, Chapman, Sturdevant, Barre, Dana, Gore,
and the Sterling will have their time
spent in these dorms count as time
spent in their current dorms. Former
residents of these dorms that have relocated again since their initial move
will forfeit this privilege of having the
previous time count as time spent in
their current dorm.
Students wishing to transfer from
their current residerice hall to another
dorm will have to participate in a lottery on April 19. Students can report
to the Residence Life Office between
8_:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. to draw lottery numbers . Separate lotteries will
be held for each class year.
·
Students are urged to contact Paul
orJeaq Adams if they have any questions concerning the process.

April 2-4 - 1984-85 housing contracts distributed on-campus.
April 13 - $50. room deposits and housing contracts due
at Finance Office by 3 p. m.
April 16-18 - In-house ·room selection.
April 19- Lottery for students requesting hall transfers.
April 25 - Room selection for male lottery participants.
April 26 - Room selection for female lottery participants.
Students who have not paid their $50 deposit will not be
permitted ·to participate in room selection.

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STAFF SPOTS OPEN

EDITORIAL
It's Spring, it's nice out, I'm 21
class days away from graduating, and
I have no desire to write an editorial.
I realize that as soon as I send this
over· to the printers, something will - happen that will offend my sense of
justice and fair-play, and I'll want to
write a scathing editorial about it, but
it will be too late.
No word of lie, that's what happened when the administration ce~
sored the play Moonchtldren. Monday night I couldn't think of an
editorial topic, so I checked to see if
Amy Elias, last year's editor and my
idol (when Amy was born, angels
kissed her; when I w2S born, they just
ki~d of coughed on me) ever took a
break. She did .so I figured I deserved
a week off.
Wouldn't you know, Wednesday
night I find out the administration
decided Moonchildren was unfit for
the theater department and cancelled
it. I was tempted to type up something, but our staff cartoonist said it
all with his drawing.
The way I always thought of college ~
was that it was a place to experiment,
a place where you could do things
you'd never get away with in the business or professional world - a place
where you could ''find out who you
really are."
I know that here at the paper, we
like to experiment with different layout ideas, different feature ideas and
a lot of graphics. Some of them work;
a lot of them don't. The important
thing though, is that here at a college
paper we get to test our ideas, no matter how strange they may seem. If we
ever tried half the stuff that ends up

The Beacon, Amnico/a, and Manuscript are looking for bright, imaginative
students to fill scholars~p and non-scholarship positions next year:

in The Beacon at a real paper, we'd be
sitting on the sidewalk with our typewriters in our hands. The really important thing is that we learn something from the positive and negative
criticism we receive, and in the process, we learn a little more about ourselves and newspapers.
I think the same thing should apply
to the yearbook, the Manuscnpt, and
college theater productions. I'm not
particularly fond of foul language
(what a euphemism), but I think it's
important for students themselves to
find out if it works, in the context of
the play, poem, or short storv.
Maybe play or poern filleq. with
"foul language " would bomb to the
utmost extreme- Maybe it would work
in one case but not another, but
NOW is the time to find out, not
when you're out in the real world and
your livlihood depends on it.
Even when a project turns out to be
such a disaster that you want to walk
around with a bag on your head, you
gain valuable experience. You learn
how to make dignified public apologies. You- learn to laugh at all the digs
your friends and close personal enemies throw at you. You learn never
ever to do that again.
Also, if you're going to go any. where in this world, you have to be
willing to put yourself on the line.
College should be teaching us to take
the initiative. "To seek out new life
for us and new civilizations, to boldly
go where no college student has gone '
before ."
(yeah, yeah, overused,
hardly original, and probably misquoted, but just another example of a
student taking a daring chance).

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The Beacon:
Scholarship Positions:
Editor-in-Chief 3 / 8
News Editor 1/4
Feature Editor l / 4
Sports Editor l / 4
Advertising/ Business Manager 1 / 8
Copy Editor 1 / 8
Photographer 1 / 8
Non-Scholarship positions:
Assistant News Editor
Assistant Feature Editor
Assistant Sports Editor
Assistant Photographer
Staff Cartoonist
Beacon applications can be .picked up at the Beacon Offices, 3rd floor Student Center and must be returned to the Beacon by Tuesday, April 3.
The Amnicola:
Scholarship Positions:
Photo Editor - The individual
must not only be knowledgeable in
the area of photography, but must
also take charge of scheduling
group pictures, giving out photo ·
assignments, etc.
Design Editor - The individual
must have a strong background in
art design. The position involves
overseeing the visual composition
of the book.
Non-Scholarship Positions:
Assistant to the Editor - The individual should have business experience. The job involves selling advertising and handling accounts
and bookkeeping for the yearbook.
Copy and layout assistant - The
individual should have strong writing skills and a knowledge of basic
principles oflayout and design.
Applications may be picked up at the Amnicola office, 3rd floor Student
Center. They must be returned to the Bookstore no later than April 18.
Manuscript:
·
Scholarship Positions:
Editor·3 / 16
Art Editor 3 / 16
Non-Scholarship Positions:
2 Assistant Editors
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Find Out What Reagan's Talking About
The Telecommunications Division
of the College 's Communication
Studies Program will offer a uniquely
different course during the Fall semester. The course will be Presidential Rhetoric .
The 1984 race for the White House
promises to be the most utilized race
by the media since the founding of
this country. Professor Bradford Kinney will bring together the art of public speaking, debate, and radio/
television production to present an
indepth analysis of the race for the top
leadership position. The course will
focus on the appeals to the media
(print/ nonprint), the persuasive and
propaganda techniques employed by
the candidates and their staffs (both
in the current race and in past contests). The course will also include an
indepth look at what was said, who
said it, for what reason, and the effects the oration had on the public.
The course runs the same basic time
table as does the national election.
Professor Kinney plans to use the facilities of the new TV production studio, WCLH-FM Radio as well as the
candidates themselves. The cours'e
will look at the office of the president
through films, TY, radio, and per-

sonal speeches of the candidates. According to Dr. Kinney ' ' A course such
as this comes along only once in every
four years . It should be exciting to
study the candidates through the media and the spoken word .''
The state of Pennsylvania will see
the candidates crossing and recrossing
the Commonwealth in an attempt to
win the support of the state's electorate. Pa . according to most political
observers , will be a very important
state and the candidates will spend a
great deal of time speaking in our
area. Political candidates such as John
F. Kennedy, LyndonJohnson, Richard
Nixon, Ted Kennedy, and Gary Hart
have spoken in the Scranton/WilkesBarre area and this year should be no
different. Prof. Kinney plans to have
his class observe as many actual gatherings as possible. The course should
interest students in radio/ television,
journalism,
public
address,
government/law, and history. However, any person concerned about the
welfare and future of the United
States will find something of interest
in Presidential Rhetoric. The course
will be offered -on Monday nights
from 6: 30 until 9 - during the Fall semester.

C}8 SSifi ed:
Elections for SG, CC, and
IRHC Presidents and IRHC
officers will be held on Thursday, April 5, in Stark Lobby
from 10-4, and Pickering
Lobby
from
4:30-6:30.
VOTE!!
Raul ,
Have a good weekend. Hope
the two week workout was
worth it . Go for it.

Junior Pre-Law students who
intend to take the LSAT exam
in June 1984 should sec Dr.
Joel Berlatsky in Franklin Hall
to 0ntain registration packets .
Cress,
How is it that you can look up _
into the heavens from under
your bed and still sec the big
dipper?

HILLSIDE FARMS .
ICE CREAM STORE

Amy (Henna)- Why not try ·
for one of the shorter poles
next time?! P. S. (Take care of
those bruises)

DMZ:
It is really like looking for a
needle in a haystack? P.S .
(The signals should have been
flashing!)
Amy:
Tell Mary Louise about the
baked beans . P.S . Where's
The Beef?
Lori: So you prefer it on rocks;
You're lying to me Lori!

by Thomas J. Monsell
French Troops S:·t to Puli ' )1t of Beirut
The last umt of the multinational forces in Beirut has been ordered to pull
out by Satur&lt;l.1y in an attempt to clear the country of foreign force:;.
A spokesman for the French government said "the departure of our soldiers
marks the failure of French government policy in Lebanon . It cost dearly in
blood and French money.' '

* * * *
American Paratroopers Dropped Into Honduras
American paratroopers parachuted into Honduras for maneuvers that coincide with the presidential elections in El Salvador this Sunday.
Some officials have said in private that the maneuvers are intended to deter
the Soviet Union, Cuba, and Nicaragua from interferring in the Salvadorian
election and from spreading their influence later. The officials have described
the deployment as a form of psychological warfare intended to signal the
United States' intentions both to its friends in Central America and to the
Soviet Union, Cuba, and Nicaragua.

* * * *
Chopper Crash in Korea Kills 29
A U.S. helicopter crashed into a rugged mountainside last Saturday killing
all 29 Americans and South Korean soldiers aboard .
The crash was the second of the week in connection with the war games being
staged by the U.S. ll:nd South Korea. The: crash came just three days after a
Soviet nuclear powered submarine collided with a U.S. aircraft carrier, also
participating in the war games.

* * * *
DeLorean Busted Again
John DeLorean, once a millionaire auto maker is without money and has not
paid his lawyers in eight mon~hs.
"John DeLorean has no money," said DeLorean's chief attorney Howard
Weitzman. Weitzman said he will seek a change in the auto maker's bail terms
in order to get some money for his defense on cocaine charges.
* * * *
Women Thugs Nabbed in Harlem
Three women, including a mother and daughter, were arrested in Harlem in
a rai.d that netted one pound of heroin, one pound of cocaine, five pistols with
a large quantity of ammunition, and several bulletproof vests, said Manhattan
police.
The raid was part of an operation known as Operation Pressure Point 2,
which is intended to crack down on the Harlem drug trade.

* * * *

Three Mile Island Still a Problem
Five years since the combination of human error and equipment failure
brought worldwide attention to an obscure nuclear power plant in Pennsylvania, Three Mile Island still remains contaminated.
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core will be back to normal.
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�i5°EBATERS
Continued from p. 1

came in overall second; The winning
of the second place cumulative sweepstake award - finishing only behind
the nation's top forensic school, ·
George Mason University - marked
the first time in fifty years that such a
cumulative award has been won .
According to Dr. Bradford Kinney,
director of the program and speech
coach, ' 'This victory means more than
just another awartl . It shows what two
determined Wilkes co-ed's could do .

They defeated all but the national
champions. We had the smallest delegation to enter the competition and we defeated them all! Donna and
Annette proved once again that
Wilkes is indeed a powerful force in
forensic competition.''
·
The public speaking unit of the college debate union will next travel to
Shippensbucg University for competition in the Cumberland Valley Tournament.

SUMMER·SCHOOL
Continued from p.1

Work-Study Program.
The Eugene Shedden Farley Library will be open to all college stu- .
dents and students may borrow books
by using their identification cards.
The library hours will be posted at the
beginning of each session.
The courses offered during the first
and second sessions will generally
meet five 9ays a week for ~ o hours
according to this schedule:
First period: 8:00 a.m.-9:50 a.m.
Secop.d period: 10: 10-12 :00 noon

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Third period: 6:00-7: 50 p .m .
Fourth period: 8: 10-10:00 p.m.
Most of the courses offered during
the eight-week evening session will be
scheduled on Monday, Tuesday, and
Thursday evenings from 6:00 p .m. to
7:.45 p .m . or 8:00 p.m. to 9:45 p.m.
Weekend College classes meet for
six hours on each of six weekends from
May 11 through August 19 on the
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A major report was recently presented by the National Advisory
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(NABIE) to U.S . Secretary of Education T. H . Bell explaining that the
United States seriously lacks proper
education in foreign languages.
The report, Critical Needs in Internation Education: Recommendations for Action, states, "ourNation's
indifference to foreign languages and
cultures is unique among the advanced industrial countries, and our
performance in these areas lags behind many developing countries.''
Secretary Bell requested the study
from the 23-member NABIE after the
National Commission on Excellence
in Education warned of a '' rising tide
of mediocrity that threatens our very
future as a Nation and a people" in
our U.S. educational system.
In accepting the report from NABIE Chairman James B. Holderman,
who is president of the University of
South Carolina, Secretary Bell said,
'This is the time to place before the
public recommendations for change,
reform and renewal - and in no place
is it more urgently needed than in our

language instruction.''
The Secretary added, "With the
ever-growing importance of international commerce, we must commit
ourselves to improving our Nation 's
international literacy if we are to com. pete successfully with other nations in
the world marketplace. ''
Among the 19 recommendatiorn
set forth in the NABIE report are
these:
• Local sc ool districts should provide every student with the opportunity to begin study of a foreign
language.
• Colleges and universities should require demonstrated proficiency in
a foreign language for both admission and graduation.
• Textbooks should be reviewed or revised, or new textbooks introduced, to include a broader international perspective.
• A national fund for international
education should be created.
• Government, business , and indus- try should use their employees' for- "
eign language skills and offer other
employees a chance to acquire
them .

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Vol. 11
No. l '
AJ!il l , 1984

WilkaColleae

Wilkeil9111f«!'Pftlf8766

Bob Bows
Out As Chris Gets Kid
The installation of Dr. Christopher
N. Breiseth as president of Wilkes was
completed this week with the ex-.
change of the official presidential
son. In a special ceref'hony, Dave had
his name changed from Capin to
Breiseth, thus making Breis~th's installation official.
"My entire family is thrilled with
the new addition,'' commented
breiseth, "especially my daughters .
They always wanted an older
brother."
When asked how he felt about the
exchange Capin replied, "Of course
we'll miss Dave. After having him
around for so many years we sort of
got used to him, but we realize that

he came with the office. We knew his
stay with us wouldn't be permanent.''
Dave seemed. very enthusiastic
about the change, "Sure, ifll take
some getting used to, but I'm looking
forward to having a new father.' '
Breiseth noted that one of the
things that made Wilkes so appealing
was the concept of the presidential
son. He stated that Dave will be an
asset in helping him adjust to life in
Wilkes-Barre. As Breiseth put it,
"Where else would I be able to find a
job with such a built-in advantage!"
Breiseth and son were the guests of .
honor at a dinner immediately following the exchange ceremony.

"Debbie'' Does The CPA
by Con 5eannolly
The Wilkes College Theatre Department has announced its production schedule for the 1984-85 theatre
season.
The season will open with the area
premiere of ''Debbie Does Hazleton," written by a local playwright
who wishes to remain anonymous.
The repetitive one act play follows the
adventures of a Bucks County girl
who leaves the back woods of Warminster to "experience" life in the
big city.
The second scheduled production
is Dion-Dion's, "Happy Boys All

Tied Up." This show calls for two
strong male leads to portray starving
hairdressers in their search for fulfillment.
This year's musical will be '' Step on
Your Toes," the story of a small town
college student's relentless fight to
create a dance major at his liberal arts
college. This production will feature
the first choreography attempt of
new-comer Coach Bill Unsworth.
The season will be rounded out
with the patriotic comedy "Napalm." Set in the, mind of a young
ROTC cadet, the play uses dream sequences to unfold the cadet's dreams
of glory in the wild blue yonder.

And the winner is ... this one! Op.ce again the Annual Wilkes Rate-A-Butt
competition came down to the wire. ''The finalists were pretty even going into
the last round,'' commented one judge, ' 'but there was just something special
about contestant number 6. I can't describe it, but on a scale from 1 to 10, I'd
give him a 9.9."
""
The contest, which was begun several years ago to recognize those students
with exceptional derrieres, has grown steadily since its inception.
''We had twenty contestants this year,'' commented one of the contes_t coordinators, "and the show sold out just three hours after tickets went on sale."
This year's winner was contestant number 6. Known only as Mr. X, he received an average score of 9. 75, the highest score ever received by a contestant.
"I guess people know a good thing when they see it," stated Mr. X.

Evans Hall Involved
In Gender Bender

The Residence Life Office today announced that Evans Hall will be
closed at the end of the semester. The
building will be renovated and reopened next semester as the William
Evans Memorial Parking Garage.
"Parking has always been a problem at this school," stated one administrator, "and this just wouldn't
be parking. Each car will get it 's own
room with heating and airconditioning controls, private sink
and semi-private bathroom. It's luxury parking!"
The facility will be able to house
approximately 124 cars depending, of
course, on the make and model of
each automobile.
1,
With the anticipation of more
" parking, CC and IRHC are already
"It was him!" Students in Surveillance 101,
· b~ttling for the extra space. A lottery
on0 of the courses that is part of the Soviet Ex will b~ ~eld ,to determine parking apchange Program, take part in an exercise desj gn c~ d
propnauon m the new facility.
to tea ch them that it's okciY to inform on your
When questioned as to where stufrjends.
dents would be housed, it was ex-

' plained that t_J.ewly-arriving students
will be given a pillow and pointed in
the direction of Kirby Park. A lottery
will take place each semester for
bench selection.
Student reactions to the new arrangements varied. "I never did find
the heating controls anyway," said
one male resident of Evans.
"I guess the winters a.ren ' t really
that long around here, " whined a female resident. " What I really want to
know is where I'm supposed to plug
in my curling iron, and the lines for
those bathrooms will be incredible. "
Does the administration think that
the new housing arrangement will af.
feet enrollment? "Of course," replied one administrator. "We feel
that the new housing arrangement
will appeal to nature buffs and camping fanatics across the country. It's
tailor-rriade for them." An increase in
enrollment is expected.

�Suck-Face Sights:
This offers a challenge to those who
crave adventure, for there is the everpresent threat of being interrupted by
a security guard or a student looking
for a place to study.
3. Ralston Field. This is designed
especially for those who want to "get
back to nature."
4. The Public Relations, Academic
Affairs, and External Affairs Offices.
That's what they're there for, right?
5. Any room marked "Danger:
High Voltage . " Don't let the sign deter you . These ro~s supply the most
satisfying environment. Caution:
these rooms should be · avoided by
those with weak hearts.

Bill Blows-Off
Big-Time Bowl Bid
by Gump Savard .

Students and administrators alike got a surprise
when Jacques Cousteau and two of his staff members
( one of whom looks an awful lot like Willie Nelson)
suddenly popped up in a mud puddle behind Stark
Learning Center.
Cousteau was disor·iented ,claiming that he and his
crew thought they wer1c• in i..Le lVie di terranean Sea examining glow-in-the-dark seaweed specimens.
"We must have been sucked into a whirlpool and
traveled throug h some underground river to this
strange place," sneered Cousteau in his usual heavily
accented fashion.(Editor~ note; 1o fully appreciate
this quote, the reader should verbalize it in his/her
own heavy French accent.)
lhough confused at first, Cousteau has decided
to - ~tay Rt Wilkes a few more days to examine the
"s t :·c;nge life forms t hat seem to exist solely on
alc ohol."

Is B_acon The Only
Food On Campus?
by Con Seannolly
Dr. Shan&lt;lrew Aw, Wilkes College
dean of Management, said
in
a
press conference on March 28 that
there is absolutely no hunger on the
Wilkes campus and that the findings
of the $50,000 marketing survey are
grossly exaggerated.
"Sure there are a couple of hungry
students out there , but most of them
have chosen to be hungry."
Aw
sights the popularity of aerobics
classes, the absence oflong lines at the
cafeteria, and the constant appearance of the Domino's pizza truck at
Sullivan Hall as proof of students willingly gomg hungry.
The survey was done hy a profes-

sional statistics company and spanned
a two year period. The results came as
a blow to lame-duck president, Robert Capin, as he strove for a noncontroversial final semester. The report
found that over 5 2 % of the students
on campus go to sleep hungry and at
least 20% of these students are suffering from malnutrition.
"It's that damn anorexia - its not
our fault . They could eat if they want
to. \Ve have a lot of food programs on
campus ," blurted · Aw in an emo 0
tional statement during the press conference .
All students who were asked to be
interviewed refused to comment for
fear of repercussions frCJm the administration.

In a surprise rnove the Wilkes College Athletic department announced
that the Colonel football team will
not accept an invitation to participate
in the 1984 Rose Bowl Game in Pasadena this Fall.
John Reese, Wilkes athletic director, announced that football coach
Bill Unsworth opted for a :.pot in the
Henna Bowl or~a possible matchup
with the L.A. Raiders of the National
Football League.
"We were getting tired of the same
old competition from the big-name
schools so we are looking for a change
of pace in the Henna Bowl or somebody of our calibre like the ·Raiders,''
explained Unsworth. "Also with the
money we save on airfare we will be
able to send all of our all-star players
to the many post season all-star
games ."
Most of the players seemed a little
discontent with the decision; for most
of the players it would have been their
first time in the national spotlight.
"What a bummer, man," exclaimed defensive lineman Joe Rock.
" We was reallf lookin' forward to dis

game, now we gotta take our final exams, man .''
Thi~ marks the first time in the
scho,,ls football history that the team
has declined a top-notch bowl invite . .
Next season the Wilkes football
· schedule will be expanded to include
Marywood College and College
Misericordia.
According to John Reese, such an
addition would extend the season
into the bowl season. ''We will be
playing Marywood on Christmas Day
and Misericordia on New Year's Day.
This will provide us with legitimate
excuses to de~line any and all invitations to bowl games. ''
The 1984 football season promises
to be a real hum-clinger. Season ticket
sales have already reached an all-time
high and it looks as though the only
way to eaten Colonels football in the
Fall will be to have a season ticket or
·by way of national television .
The College has already contracted
with ABC Sports to televise all five of
the Colonels away games and two of
the home contests.
Yes sir, 1984 will be the year of the
r.olonel.

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page seven

continued from pg. 8
At fourth cede junior transfer i .·
nie Engle Jost his set 3-6 / l-6 tu .
niata ' s Tom Lancaster.

A tongue biting effort by fifth
ceded Walter Karaban didn't h(":1-'
against his Juniata opponent in Satu1 ·
day's match-up as he fell 0-6, 0-6.

Returning junior Walter Karaban
v.-as blanked, 0-6/0-6 by his Juniata
"' ,ponent Doug Yokoyana.
fhe final cede was filled by lresbman Bob Stoffel . Stoffel played an excellent first match, narrowly losing it
5 7 to Tom Eberhart. Eberhart then
went on to win the second set 6-2 and
that captured the win for Juniata.
In the doubles competition, Wilkes
paired up John Patterson and Rick
Sposto againstJuniata's number one
and two single cedes. Patterson and
Sposto came up short in the match
and lost 2-6/ 3-6.

Nationwide Bowling
Tournament Winners Announced
Coach and Bowling Instructor Extraordinaire Phil Wingert has announced the winners of his 12 state,
18 city, bowling tournament:
9:00 a.m. class - THE DRIBBLERS
Paul Oestereich
Jeanette Watts
Denise Johnson
Linda Kaplan
10:00 a.m. class - DEADWOOD
(that's bowling .
.slang)
Ron Smith
Kathy Hyde
Judy Groshardt
Becky Whitman
11 :00 a.m . class - THE PINHEADS
Lisa Acornley
Jane Natushko
Laura Pollick
Andrea Nerozzi

In the second doubles match up of
the day, Wilkes' Al Whitaker . and
Donnie Engel dropped their match 06 / 3-6 to Juniata.
The final doubles match featured
'Ray Hanks and Walter Karaban of
'½'ilkes being beat 2-6/ 3-6 by Juniata.
The men now sit at 0-1, but will be
taking on Moravian, away on Saturd:iy, March 31st at 1:00, when rhc:}
"'ill be tr-ying to even out that re~ord

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SMEGS And Spammers Favored To Clash In Capin Cup
from Chris Zieser, the Herkas with
their eleven man wster just had
enough troops to shut down the
March 19 - Ausflug lost another
Twister offense.
heartbreaker and in doing so provided another team with a play-off
March 22 - Rich Sisson flew in
spot. The gift this week goes to the
three goals for the Penguins as John
Spammers. The game was close all the
lliornas was credited with his first
way but Ausflug, like the girl who's
s; i ll ,,ut. Ausflug went Jown, 3-0.
always the bridesmaid but never the
~'. .i c-gmas c! i 1.ched the Hoover conbride, just can't seem to pull out their
L . ".nee an&lt;.' : 'irst place in the tournafirst win.
n ,-. , :t as Mike Kopcho, Bill Hankins
Parity seems to be the word of the . and Steve Shearer had one goal a
season as another match ended in a
piece. Tom Kase scored for the Ma
tie. This time around it was the Chiefs
Puckers but it just wasn't enough.
and Warriors finishing deadlocked.
Smegmas remained flawless with a 3Both sides only gave up one goal but
1 win.
they both missed numerous scoring
Jeff Hamison scored the only goal
opportunities. The Chiefs at this
of the game as the Devils beat the
point have the most ties in the league. - Warriors. Bob Whitney, the Devils'
Herkas help their playoff chances
goalie, had his second shutout in a
by taking the Twisters, 4-1 . Mark
row and the Devils won their sixth in a
Augular had all the scoring for the
row.
Herkas. The lone Twister goal came
March 25 - Winless Ausflug gave
another team a hand to the playoffs as
they lost again. The beneficiary this
time was the Warriors, as Mike Duncan tallied two, Don Shaw, Matt Wasel each had one. Ausflug, still winYOUR ONE STOP
less, went down again, 4-1 .
PARTY SHOP
In the game of the year the Hoover
by Jeff Weinstein

1

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Cold Case Beer - Keg Beer
Ice - Soda - Taps
OPEN TIL 9 PM MON. - SAT.

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POSITIVE ID -~ .QUIREJ?.!.,_)

conference champion Smegmas and
the Ralston conference champions
Ala. Spammers took to the arena for
bragging rights of the season . In a
game that was full of many scoring
opportunities for both sides, no team
could punch it home. As the game
progressed neither team could establish an effective offense. The game
ended in a tie, 0-0. Th~ only way to
settle the question of who's best will
have to be in the playoffs .
Devils clinched second place in the
Hoover conference with a 2-1 win over
the Twisters. The Twisters had been in
second most of the season but they
couldn't stop the streaking Devils.
Frank Wanzor scored two for the Devils as the Twisters got one from Chris
Zieser.
Rich Sisson' s hat trick helped the
Penguins keep their playoff hopes
alive: Unfortunately the Wildmen,
who took the loss, were eliminated as
Pat Evans' lone goal wasn't enough as
another team fell out of the picture.
Keith Conlan got his first s,hutout
as Randy Rice scored two to lead the
Chiefs over the Herkas. The Chiefs
took second place from the Herkas as

both teams needed a win in their remaining games to clinch a plav-off
spot .
As this article is printed the regular
season will be over and the ph-off
picture decided. The quarter fin.i.l ·
will start Monday, April 2. Sem1 -1,nal
are on Thursday, April 5 and the fi nals, Tuesday, April 10 at 9:30 . Come
on down to the gym and suppvrt your
favorite team. The games are going to
be some of the most exciting intramural play in Wilkes College history.
INTRAMURAL FLOOK HOCKEY
FOK CAPIN CUP ·

HOOVER CONFERENCE
WLT PTS
8 0 1 17
SMEGMAS
7 2 0 14
DEVILS
5 4 O 10
1WISTERS
4)2 10
WARNER WARRIORS
1 62 4
. WIIDMEN

GF GA
27 6
20 15
24 17
22 12
12 19

KAI.STON CONFERENCE
AUBAMASPAMMERS
5 1 3 13
CHIEFS
2 34 8
HERKAS
3 5 1• 7
PENGUINS
34I t
MA PUCKERS
3 6O
AUSFLUG
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25 12
19 20
15 20
24 28
17 30
10 36

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: Student Center DJ's.
:
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Hoover's office - Weckesser.
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�Vol. XXXVI
No. 12
March 30, 1984

beacon sports

Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766

Wilkes Nine Ready
To Blast Artillery Park
by Tim Williams

Senior captain and the big man with the bat, Kenny Sorick, fouls off a pitch
in Saturday's Wilkes' scrimmage with Penn State, Lehman.

Lady Colonels
To Open Saturd,a y
by Janee Eyerman
Coach Nancy Roberts has only five
returning letterwomen from last
year's 10-4-1 squad, and that leaves
quite a gap to fill.
Once again this year the Wilkes
women will be.aiming for the Northwest League Championship but will
find it a little tougher this year without pitching sensation Sue Schwartz.
Schwartz's absence creates a rather
large weak link for the Lady Colonels
when it comes to depth in the pitching department.
Karen Bove will be doing her best
to strengthen that weak link when she
takes to the mound for the first time
in her career at Wilkes.
Also taking to the Wilkes diamond

for first time will be freshmen Yvonne
Peirman and Sharon Domzalski playing first and second respectively.
Rounding out the infield will be
sophorhore sensation Michelle Zawoiski and Kenley Hoates at shortstop
and third.
Pulling down those fly balls in the
outfield will be Karen Galli in centerfield, Lisa Gigliello in left field and
Joann Matt in right field.
Wilkes' strength appears to lie in
their hitting. Wilkes has three hitters
over the . 300 mark and they are led by
Zawoiski, who batted .357 in 1983.
The Lady Colonels will be squaring
off against MAC foe Elizabethtown in
a doubleheader on Saturqay, March
31st at 3:00 p.m. in Kirby park.

Net01en Drop Operier
by Janee Eyerman
This year's men's tennis team has
only two returning team members
from the 1983 squad and that makes
for a lot of inexperience . This inexperience seemed to have contributed to
the men 's disappointing season
opener loss to Juniata, 0-9.
Wilkes fielded their top six singles
men against Juniata but they just
could n •t come away with the win .
Wilkes' number one cede for t he

day was freshman John Patterson .
Patterson dropped his match to
Stephan Wallaert ofJuniata, 3-6/0-6.
Returnee, sophomore Rick Sposto
filled the second cede spot but
dropped his match to John Dorner, 36/ 3-6.
Freshman Paul Nardone also lost
his match after losing a well played
and well fought first set, 5-7. Chris
Savage claimed that win for.Juniata .
co11tiluled on page 7

Taking up the duties in the infield
will be captain Sorrick at first base,
Nine lettermen return this year to freshman Joe Ranieli on second .John
lead the Colonel baseball team into · Good, a senior, will man the short
the 1984 campaign.
. stop position, while freshma~ Frank
Third year manager Bob Duliba Wanzor will start at third.
and his players are very optimistic
In the outfield, sophomore Dave
about the upcoming season .
Kerdesky assumes straight away cen"We'll do OK as long as our pitchterfield, while junior Ed Domzalski
ing holds up." Duliba continued, Hlf covers his right and to the left Wilkes
it rains and we get backed-up we fields Brian Gorski, a freshman from
could have some trouble with double
Nanticoke.
headers and the pitching steff."
Duliba enjoys the luxury of having
The Colonels four man pitching roa well rounded bench to support his
tation consists of newcomer Don
starting nme.
Shaw, basketball star Rick Sheaffer,
Joe Folek and Ted Ruch supply the
Dana Colavitti, and Jack Delfino.
back-up for second base while Tony
Senior Gene Nosovitch will assume
Caladie and Billy Langan are aJl -purthe reliever responsibilities.
pose infielders.
Duliba's pitching staff may prove
Tom Culligan and Ed Vogue are the
once again to be one of the best in the
reliable back-up for the outfield.
MAC as they strive to equal last year's
The Colonels will be putting their
pitching staff which was ranked 6th
starting nine and bench to the test,
nationally with a 3 .15 ERA.
when they play a doubleheader at
Junior Dave Orman will be behind · York College on Saturday, March 31st
the plate with John Harran to back
at 1:00 p.m.
him up.

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                    <text>Vol. XXXVI
No. 13

I

April l:3 . 1984

ilkes college student nelVspaper

Hart Makes Tracks to W-B But Loses Steam
by Sean Connolly

The smell of hot dogs, the sounds
of an upbeat polka band, and a group
of thirty or so dancing, organized supporters chanting " Vote smart - vote
Hart ' ' greeted the crowd who came
to see Democratic presidential candidate Gary Hart last Saturday at the
Station in Wilkes-Barre.
The youthful group numbering
over 1,000 people, quite a few of
them being Wilkes_students, began
assembling at 1:30 P. M. and remained, despite the chilly weather,
until Hart steamed up to the Station
in the antique train at approximately
2:30.
•
Waiting in anticipation , the crowd
drank coffee and discussed politics
while
secret servicemen scoured the area and whispered
to local cops. " The reason I'm here is
because he could be president one
da} Th..-n ! could say I saw h; •n .' ·
explained ont&gt; Wilkes co-ed .
At 2: 15 , dancing supporters wear:
ing green tee-shirts that read " Gary's
Guerillas'' began corralling the crowd
toward the spot designated for Hart's
speech. A motorcade of a dozen secret
service vehicles materialized and the

serious-looking men in over-sized
trenchcoats began gearing up for
Hart's arrival.
With white smoke pouring out of
its stack, the impressive train bolted
past the crowd and back into place to
present the candidate. The first one t 0
make an appearance, while photographers scrambled and jockeyed for position, was Scranton Mayor James
McNulty, and the crowd pressed closer
to train as organizers tried to hold
them back.
A few irate Mondale supporters let
wisecracks fly but were quickly

.

drowned out . as Mayor Mcl aughlin
took the microphone. "I would like
to introduce you to the man who VPty .
well might be the next President of
the United States."
Hart , who was sufferfog from bronchitis, spoke in a hoarse voice . When
he reached behind him to receive a
styrofoam cup of water to soothe his
throat screams of" boil it Gary ·" rose
from below. "This is Pennsylvania
water,'' returned Hart which led him
into a speech of water programs for
troubled areas such as ours.
The speech which lasted about half

an hour consisted of
unemployment, arms reductions, federal program cuts, and criticisms of Mondale
and Reagan. The content of the presentation seemed to be
drowned out by the applause of the
audience, the actual presence of the
candidate himself, and the
musicians playing "Happy Days Are
Here Again'' and the . theme song
frnm "Rockv."
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articles s e e pp .6-7

Debaters SI.Veep Tourney
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The Wilkes-College Debate Union and Public Speaking the competition.
Unit traveled to Wildwood Crest, New Jersey this past
Besides the Debate competition, Professor Kinney, the
weekend to participate in the National East Coast Pi Kappa coach and director of the Forensic program , entered his
Delta Forensic Society's Bi-Annual National Tournament. speech students in twenty-two individual speaking compeThe Wilkes team complete~ the three day tournament with titians. '
a clean sweep finishing in the first place 'overall winner posi- • · In one of the most different types of competitions, Sales
tion.
Competition, Wilkes pulled a complete sweep in this area.
Members of " Kinney's Kid's" won an unprecendented Dan Duttinger won the first place gold medal, Donna
19 awards/trophies. No other team in the competition O'Toole, the second place silver medal and Annette Winski
eq~aJed the Wilkes winning record.
the bronze third place medal.
·· ,._
In the Debate competition - Wilkes College debater
In Persuasive speaking competition: Donna O 'Toole won
Donna O'Toole was undefeated and completed the compe- the first place gold, Dan Duttinger the second place silver,
tition with ~ perfect score. Ms. _O 'Toole had the highest :rnd Ai:inette &gt;Vinski completed this category with a fifth
numberofwmsandwasthetoplmcoln/Douglasdebaterat Con tiri.ucu on p .9
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Scandal . .. that's what newspapers are supposed to thrive on , right ? It
certainly seems to be what Wilkes College runs on - another Wilkt s College
election , another pres_µmed scandal.
It seems that every election held for class officers or Student Government
officers ends in dispute or accusations. Most of them never reach the point
where an official complaint is made, but it doesn't take any: rumor, founded or
unfounded , very long to get around a'campus the size of Wilkes. Whether it's
disgruntled losers or people who fear they have discovered real voting fraud ,
what they claim to know about the election is everyone 's dinner conversation
by the next evening.
.
The problem lies in a voting system which lends itself to voting fraud and
accusations of illegal voting procedures. The system used by Student Government leaves too many doors open to the temptation to "help out a friend."
Everyone involved in elections knows this, and that is why there are always so
many dic;c;atisfied peopk whn either have a hard time trying to accept the fact

that they lost or honestly feel something is wrong, running around, whispering, sometimes shouting, that the election was unfair.
There appears to be a relatively simpie and more professional way to handle
these elections - voting booths . Voting booths would be far less difficult to
keep track of and far more professional than the present system. Most high
schools and many grade schools use voting booths to elect their student council
mem hers and class officers.
- If Student Government elections are held near the date of county elections..,__
making it difficult for the school to obtain voting booths, elections should be
re-scheduled. This would cause some confusion in the beginning, and it would
take a little planning and a few phone calls to the courthouse, but the end
result would be piece of mind for the people running student elections, tht:
winners of the elections and maybe, even the losers.

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I am writing this
_in reference to the student rally held in Pickering
lounge a few weeks ago.
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I truly think that it is great that the students are finally beginning to take an
active role in matters that affect them and the campus. Over the past few years ,
the student body has been somewhat passive in allowing the administration to
formulate policy.
If a student does not agree with college policy he or she should speak out
against it. College students of the 1960's spoke out, and they were able to
accomplish a great deal.
It was during this decade that Wilkes students were encouraged "toquestion, to critize, to test, and to s.earch· for new meaning and new solutions"
(from the 1983 edition of the Amnicola). There suggestions were transmitted
not from fellow activists but from the O&gt;llege.
It is time once again for students to question objectively the environment
which surrounds them , In this day arid age of the computer, people are rapidly ,
becoming passive and unindividualistic. People should not be afraid to speak
out and voice their opinions.
A few of the people who ao voice their opinions
do so in a very harmful
and unintelligent way. This often hinders, not helps, the cause or influence of
the opinions the speaker holds.
A·classic example of this arose during the Pickering rally. A certain person
was slandered in such a manner tha I would not want printed in the Beacon.
Regardless, it was a stupid act on the activists part. Rational people would never
offend people they are trying to win concessions from.
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These few activists, unknowningly, ,severely hurt the students' call for a different alcohol policy. Name calling is no way to get what a person wants; it is
almost like bii:ing the hancl that feeds you.
The student activists need a strong, rational leader who has the ability to
reason effectively. Otherwise, the activists are doomed to sink lower into the

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Editor Resigns
lieacon photography editor Jerry
Galinus has resigned , and Mark Radabaugh will replace him as photo editor fot the last two issues of the 198384 Beacon.
Galinus stated that he felt he had
to resign because of conflicts with his
schoolwork and· what he felt were inadequate working conditions.
Following Galinus' resignation , it
was discovered that he had charged
approximately $600 of camera equipment he had not been authorized to
purchase at the Camera Exchange,
Market St., Wilkes-Barre.
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At the request of the Beacon edito-

riai staff, Galinus returned this
equipment. However, the Camera
Exchange could only credit the Bea. con account with approximately half
of the original cost of the equipment,
because it had been purchased in _September and October of last year.
Galinus freely admitted to his excessive expenditures, and he has since
agreed to reimburse the newspaper
for the difference between the original cost of the items and the credit
given upon their return .

depths of despair in their efforts to reform policies, particularly the alcohol
policy.
Before the students can expect the College to relax the alcohol policy they
must demonstrate their ability to use it responsibly. This is not to say that all
students are irresponsible when alcohol is involved, just that a few ruin it for
all .
A weekend in. Pickering rarely goes by that fire alarms are not pulled and/ or
glass doors not broken. This all works against any efforts the students make for
a more liberal alcohol policy.
It is a shame that alcohol is the only issue the students are concerned about:
There is more to college than parties.
Students should be just as concerned about academic issues as well as social
ones. After all, college is for learning, and that learning, for some people, is
limited to human interaction (socializing).
How do you think a prospective employer is going to view . a Wilkes degree
if he envisions this school as an "ass-kickin' party school?" It seems to me ~hat
this kind of a reputation would be very detrimental to a Wilkes student 's future .
This probably will not totally appeaho eitherthe administration or the ·
student activist \, but this is the way it is 'and,the issues must be worked out
The admmiscration and the students must meet half-way on the issues .
While the students must cease their sporadic, irrational behavior the administration must also.listen to stu~ent suggestions and consider them seriou~ly.
Both sides-must sit down at the bargaining table ~n ·an effort to improve
Wilkes
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�''Cri01es of the Heart''
Rounds Out Season
home due to the circumstances and
meets up with her two colorful sisters.
"The play takes serious matters
such as sterility, murder and suicide
and makes a farce out of them," said
director Dr. O'Neill. "It's very funny '
in it's treatment of such subjects."
Four females and two males comprises the cast of the play which contains strong female leads. The play is
considered to be the strongest female
play written in the United States in
the last twenty years, said O'Neill.
The cast consists of Rebecca Sch&lt;.aren Bradbuty, Mar ete.
\Xic~t, r, Sharon Wheeler, Kenny
~ ;,.._i, and Gene Wachowski.
Tickets can be reserved by calling
the C.P.A. box office, Students receive two free tickets with I.D.

by Sean Connolly
The Wilkes College Theatre Deartment will present the 1982 Puliter Prize winning play, Crimes of the
leart, written by Beth Henley, as the
tnal production of the 1983-84
~ilkes College theatre season. The
hree-act comedy.which ran on Broadvay for two year~, will be held at the
)orothy Dickson Darte Center for the
Performing Arts on April 13 and 14 at
8:00 p.m. and April 15 at 2:00 p.m.
The play is set in the mid-1970's in
a small Mississippi town. and the
action revolves around the explosive
relationships of three sisters. The plo_t
centers on the youngest sister who has
just shot her husband and is released
on bail. She returns to her family

Automation Tra11sports Library into the Future
by Steve Scharpnic k

for the current project.
According to Library Director Hsiping Shao, the new funding will be
used to automate some of the library's
key functions. The library departments fust affected will be. Circulation and Cataloguing. Eventually,
computer terminals will take the
place of the Card Catalogue. A library
user can easily locate materials by either, or title, or subject, and may also
search the library's holdings by keyword, date, and language, among
other things.
The terminal will not only list-what

A $111 ,000 grant was received by
Wilkes College from the) . N . Pew,Jr.
Charitable Trust. The grant will be
used by the college to complete its
plan to automate the functions and
services of the college's E. S. Farley Library. A grant of $112,000 in 1982
from the Pew Trust gave the college
the initial funding to convert the
holdings of the library from hundreds
of thousands of index cards into a
computerized machine-readable database,and laid down the foundation

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being researched, but will also let the
user know if the book is being used
and , if so, when it will be returned.
This will save library users from dealing with many of the problems they
must currently face in research.
Another goal of the project will be
to have hook-ups to the system in
other buildings on campus. Computer terminals will be located in department offices as well as in some of
the larger residence halls on campus,
such as Evans Hall and Pickering Hall.
This aspect will not begin until the

project is fully completed and tested.
The automation project is scheduled
co be operational in the early part of
1985. Equally significant is the fact
that Wilkes library collection will become an integral part of the nat1onwide, multi-institutional database of
On-Line Computer Library- Center
(OCLC), and thousands of OCLC
members will have on-line access to
the holdings at Wilkes. This is a positive contribution toward the practice
of resource sharing (Inter-library
Loan) among libraries.

AHA "Pumped" for Clinic
A Blood Pressure Clinic sponsored
by the American Heart Association ,
will be held on Thursday, April 26th
from 10:00 a.m . to 2:00 p.m. in Stark
Lobby.
Over 37 million adults have high
blood pressure. You may have high
blood pressure and not know it. Usually there are no early warning signs.
The possibility of stroke - blood
vessel damage in the brain - is increased if you have high blood ·pressure. Uncontrolled high blood pressure can also affect the heart, kidneys
and nervous system.
TJ:ie only way to find out if you have
high blood pressure . is to have your
blood pressure checked. The test is
quick and painless.
Many people think that high blood
pressure is'a disease of the aged, the
cause is unknown but there are many
risk factors involved hr.sides age and
heredity, if there is a history of high

blood pressure in you_r family you are
more likely co develop it. Race is anther factor. Black Americans are more
likely to have high blood pressure and
a more severe form. A woman taking
contraceptive pills is more likely to
develop high blood pressure if she is
overweight, has had high blood pressure during pregnancy, has a family
history of high blood pressure, or has
some condition such as mild kidney
disease.
Have your blood pressure checked
Thursday, April 26th, 10:00 a.m. to
1 2:00p.m. inStarklobby. Theclinids
; for Wilkes students and faculty only.
Nurses are needed to take. blood
pressures on Thursday, April 26th.
You can sign up in the Nursing Lab
or at the Nursing Department. The
clinic is for Wilkes College students
and faculty only. Please sign up now
we need your help.

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No Li01its on Learning
CIA Helped Mine Nicaraguan Ports

by Thomas J. Monsen

Wilkes for 17 years.but this year is going " to be special " according to GraEvery summer, an organization on ham because there will be a published
campus helps to give high school stu- poet on staff to "help the kids to get
dents some direction and usually pro- experience in writing." The poet is
ves to be a learning experience for Craig Czury who will be here thanks
both students and the directors of the to a gra~t from the Pennsylvania
program. This program has been at Council on the Arts . Czuty will teach
Wilkes since 196i and has sent 95 % and help with the literary magazine.
of its graduates to college: 60% of
While here, the students will take
these students end up graduating classes that i!1volve subjects that th ... y
from college. This program is known have expressed interest in. The stuas Project Upward Bound and is di- dents will also get some first-hand exrected by Anne Graham.
perience in what could be called "an
According to Graham Upward internship, but on smaller scale,"
Bound, a federally funded agency, said Graham . The students will be
takes area high school students ''with working at places that. are in line with
potential to do well, a desire to do what they think they might want to
well, and puts them in a 6 week pro- get into someday.
gram that helps .prepare them for
Along with the classes, trips have
what college may be like." The stu- . been scheduled. The Upward Bound
dents come from families that are in Project will go on the road to Bloomslower income brackets and whose burg to visit that university 's Upmothers or fathers have not graduated ward Bound program . Another trip
from college.
will bring the students to. Lancaster to
The students, of which there are a see some historical sights and cultural
total of 55 participating in the sum- events. Upward Bound will also travel
mer program, come from 15 area high to the Pocono Environmental Educaschools ranging from Tunkhannock to tion Center to participate in a "outShickshinny. Out of the 55 students, door experience . "
15 of them are going to be attending
The Upward Bound Program at
Wilkes in the fall , and the other 40 are Wilkes found out in September that
going to be high school ~eniors.
they will be receiving grants from the
Miner Hall is the spot where these government for the next three years.
5 5 summer students will live during This.will help a lot of high school stuthe program which runs from June dents that may not have had the
17 through July 27. Resident Assist- chance to go to college . "We're just
ants are chosen to live with the stu- here to help them find what they' re
dents who ' ' get a taste of what dorm all about, and expose them to situations that they may someday find
life is all about," said Graham.
The National Upward Bound Pro- themselves in," said Graham,
gram began in 1965,aod it has been at

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Baby Jane Doe , the terribly handicapped Long Island infant, has returned
. home after an investigation by the Reagan Administration and a court battle
which led to Baby Doe's parents' decision to allow doctors to operate and drain
excess fluid from her skull.
The parents were originally going to let nature decide the fate of their child,
but were challenged by "Right to Life" advocates which in turn led to an
investigation to decide whether the parents' decision was in the baby's best
interest.

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A dispute over crucifixes on display in an agricultural school in Poland ended
in a suprise compromise that allows for one crucifix in the school in return for
the return of the protesting students.
The decision prompted other schools, factories , and hospitals to display crucifixes, which is in disagreement with government policies.

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Soviet Tunnels Could Hide Submarines
The Soviet Union is nearing completion of four large tunnels that are capable of hiding even the largest Soviet Submarines said a Navy spokesman .
The tunnels, which are hollowed out of a coastline and have been under
construction since the late '60's, could mean trouble for American tracking
systems. The tunnels will provide a nice "hiding place" for the submarines.
The location of the tunnels has been held as confidential by the Navy.
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An airforce helicopter fought its way through 40 mph winds and 20 foot seas
during a snow storm to pluck a Soviet sailor suffering from appendicitis from
his trawler and take him to a hospital in Iceland.
The helicopter was the same type that was used to rescue downed soldiers in
Vietnam. According to Major General William Small, this rescue showed ' ' the
world and the Soviets that we hold human life especially dear.' '

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Congressional and administrative sources have announced that the CIA
played a direct role in laying underwater mines in N icaraguan Ports that have
damaged eight ships from several nations during the past two months.
The mining operation is supposedly part of a CIA effort that began last year
to redirect the Anti-Sandistan guerrillas away from futile attempts to seize land
and point them towards economic sabotage.

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by Sean Con~olly

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A concrete ghost town lies somewhere on the border of Nanticoke and
Hanover Township.
Twenty two-story buildings which
ire burnt and lifeless make up the runs that were once a luxurious mining
:ity inhabited by 40 families.mostly of
Welsh de~cem ,--vho worked as supervi.ors in thr- loLal coal mines. Today the
homes look as if they barely survived a
distant nuclear blast. Perhaps the
most interesting thing about the
present-day ghost town located ten
miles from Wilkes-Barre is that it is
solely owned by Wilkes College.
What is Wilkes College, an institution of '' higher learning,'' doing
owning a 39-acre piece of land known
as Concrete City?
''When we purchased Concrete
City for $1 (in 1964 from the Glen Alden Coal Company),we imagined using the buildings for classes in police
and fireman training," said Dr. Andrew Shaw, Wilkes Dean of Management, "but objections from our faculty and staff stopped the idea.''
Though the property could be considered somewhat of an albatross to
Wilkes College, it is being used. Firemen working through the community
colleges build doors and windows on
the buildings, douse them with flamable liquids, light them on fire, and
then .out them out.
Police groups also.conduct training
exercises on the buildings by shooting
into the concrete walls as targets.

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community by letting the firemen
and police train here, but at the same
time Wilkes would like to sell it," said
Shaw, who accompanied me on a tour
of the site.
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Concrete City was built in 1913 by
the Delaware, Lackawanna and Western Railroads, which owned coal lands
at the time . The following year families of coal supervisors moved in to
what was one of America's first
planned communities. The inhabitants worked at the Truesdale Colliery
located about a quarter of a mile away
from the site.
The two story b4ildings measure 50
by 25 feet with 25 feet of space between each dwelling. The construction of each consisted of a constant
pouring concrete walls which measured between 6 and a quarter inches
and 8 inches thick.
"It's not like we can just knock the
buildings down," said Shaw, "These
walls are solid. ''
According to a paper completed on
the history of Concrete City by William Simon and Jocelyn Reese, Ivor
Williams, in 1923, a former coal mjne
official, used a charge of 100 dynamite· sticks in trying to demolish one
of the homes. When the blast only
slightly budged the house·, the Glen
Alden Company decided that pursuing the demolition would be to expensive and they abandoned the idea.
The buildings had no central heating, indoor plumbing or electricity,
and in 1923, these factors contributed

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opened. "As you can see," said Shaw
pointing black fungi living in a damp
corner of the ceiling of what was once
a · child's room, "mildew started
growing·on the walls and ceilings and

made the place unliveable."
Shaw said, currently,it is not known
what Wilkes will do with Concrete
City, but hr- ;,,lded that plans are being made that should eventually lead
to its sale.

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Will Anyone Offer A New Deal?
ar1n s
control
national
defense

econoiny

foreign
affairs

1nondale

hart

Arms Control: Walter Mondale
supports a nuclear freeze but opposes
the build down idea of removing two
warheads for each new one deployed .

Arms Control: Gary Hart supports
a modified nuclear freeze. B e would
reduce those weapons that ar~ most
destablizing, such as multiple warhead missiles .

National Defense: He would limit
the increase in defense spending to
4 % a year. He opposes the MX missile
and the B-1 bomber.

Economy: He favors limiting
Reagan 's third year tax cut to $1 , 100
for those individuals with incomes
above $60,000 a year, placing a surtaac
of 10% on incomes dver $100,000
and requiring all corporations to pay a
minimum tax of 15 % .

Foreign Affairs: He favors a policy
that has aid to El Salvador contingent
on the maintenance of certain rights .

jackson

National Defense: He proposes a
$100 million cut rn the defense
budget over the next three years . He
believes in relying less on hi-tech and
more on readiness and flexibility. He
opposes the MX missile , the B-1
bomber and chemical weapons .

National Defense: He proposes a
five year freeze on military spending
and opposes the MX missile and the
B-1 bomber.

Economy: He favors limiting
Reagan's third year tax cut to $750 for
individuals, closing tax loopholes ,
and deferring tax -indexing. He has
proposed a reindustrialization program that would provide tax relief to
declining industries and a 15 year program to rebuild roads , bridges , etc.,
as well as a joint employer-employee
fund for returning workers.

Economy: He would repeal
Reagan's third year tax cut and increase taxes for corporations. He
would favor reindustrialization with
tax breaks.

Foreign Affairs: He would cut aid
to the Nicaraguan rebels and continue aid to El Salvador only if death
squad activity was terminated .

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Arms Control: Jesse Jackson favors
a nuclear freeze. It's his "highest foreign policy priority.''

\ Foreign Affairs : He favors ;nding
U.S. involvement in Nicaragua and
believes that aid to El Salvador should
be contingent on improvements tr
human rights in that country.
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What Are They Talking About?
ly Annette Winski

Walter Mondale Is "puttln on the Fritz " for
any group large enough to have a moili ng 11st'.
John Glenn would hove said anything to
solve his Image problem . (The problem Is he
dldn 't have one.)
Gory Hart con dazzle both young and old
with a smile and bot of the eyelashes , but what
exactly Is he saying ?
What are they all saying ... besides "vote for
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Understanding the political rhetoric In a
presidential elect/on year is os difficult as
remembering which democrats are not running
for president.
What should you listen to In a candidate's
speech . .. "nothing. " according to Dr. Brodfoi-d
Kinney, directory of Speech Communication at
WIikes College, and hlmselt o political speech
writer .
Actually, as Dr. Kinney explains, It's a bil
more than nothin9. Just remember when you
are listening to a Hart , Hollings. McGovern,
Mondale , et al speech that It 's "campaign
rhetoric, and rhetoric Is usually sold In the heat
of the campaign and few people follow through
on those promises ."

bala~h:;k ~::utb~d ~:~~•r prom lsttd hJ:hn:~~
pre&gt;mlsed .. . "I'll never send American boys to
fight Asian bovs , "
This does not mean the re are no "honest"
politicians. There are .. . a few. Bu t it's like shopping at o flea market. You have to dig through the
junk to find the treasures .
To apot a political "treasure," Dr. Kin•
ney suggest., you look at how (of If) o can•
dldate co rrolote s what he sov• .....1th whut
h4t doe•. If the two' are fa r f;om parallel ,
beware. · tt•• like the old joke •.. "I don't
swear, smoke, or drlnk . .. damn, I left my
cigarettes and booze In the car."
Besides corrolating a candidate's actions
w i th his words you need to corrolote his view s
with yours. Ask yourself : What is his platform?
W hat does he stand for? And most important ,
what hos he sa id that you agree w ith?
Separating the political gobble lygook fro m
the politica l gold requi res o bjectivity . Too many
of us hear what we wont to hear.

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There are a few things you should not hear.

IF you hear them. s tart listening around for
another candidate to support.
For example , a Don Rickles candidate
la not your safest bet. These ore the con•
dldatea who constantly cut others down to
build themMlvea up. It's not because they
aret1't friendly with the other cand.ldatea.
It's because they ore eifh.r (a.) weak on •"
the IMuea and afraid to take a decisive
atolNI, or (b.) they don't know how to do
anything else. (Usually the lotter.)

Also watch for a heavy dependonce on e m ~tional appeals . A few "love thy •country:., "
"G Qds " and "bene fit of monk inds " are (lne. Bu t If

he tries to convince you that everying he stands
for Is o life.or death matter - beware. As Dr . Kln~ey· pai'!_led
"he'~ playing to your selfm terest.

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WHEN .A SPEECH IS GOOD
Now that you know what to /lsten to and
what to beware of, how do you know when your
'1earlng a brlillant speech ? Robert lo/es In "Per;onallty and lnter~rs onol Behavior" describes a
speech that moves on audience OS "the dynamic
process of group fon t/sizing."
The speaker hos a vision, o fantasy , which
he dramatizes and presents 'to the audience . The
speech is a success when the fon tosy spre(!ds

throughout the audience . A typical fantasy
speech (for some candidates more than others)
Is a '·'vote for me·: speech.
A successful speaker will determine o purpose before he begins . He decides what people
want to hear, and how they want to hear it. He
analyzes his audience.
In Martin Luther King's famous "I Hove
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Dream" speech , there aN no words with

inore thtln three syllables. King did his
ho..-eworit. He analyzed the audience and
knew their educotlonal level was low. Au•
dlence onolyali combined with repetition
created one of the moat brilliant speeches
ever .

Ki ng , and other successful speakers , use a
psychology whe n planning a speech . Poslti_ve
rathe r than negoflv«J terms ore used, chorlsi!1o
and-eye co,:,tact ~re strived for . But next to conte n t, a visually appealing image makes the
speech.
CHARISMA COUNTS
For e xamp le, why was Andropov con side red a n old man? He wos 69, a kid compared
to Reagon. But Reagan 's Image Is more appealing. Chopping wood, riding horses, all help give

Reagan the Image of a robust, healthy
charls·matlc man.
Richard Nixon ca'h tell you about charisma .
Kenne dy's not Nixon 's . During the first 1960
presiden t/al de bate Nixo n looked sickly. gaunt ,
and baslcally unappe aling . Kennedy looked
he althy, tanned, ana handsome . Ke nnedy's im age , combined with his pe rformance , was the
d9cldi ng factor In the 1960 e lect/on.
' John Kennedy epitomized the suc•
ceaaful speaker . .. quick w ith the wit and
quick w ith the disarming smile. He was the
master of the pre11 conference. But occor•
ding to Kinney , what separates o brilliant
speech from a good speech 11 "the unexpected In the expected." The perfect exam•

pie of such a strotegy would be John Ken•
nedy's "lech Bein Berliner" speech. Who
expected on American president to pro•
clolm "I om a Berliner?" No one. That's why
It woa 1ucce11ful.
Used not alone, but In a combination sterling content, a striking image con create on un-

forgettab le
speaker.

speech

and on

unforgettable

reagan
The Republican " Ace-in-theHole. ''
Ronald Reagan , a strong conservative, is the sole Republican candidate
in the '84 election . During his four
years in office , he has increa;;ed U.S.

involvement in Central America , increased defense spending , supported
both the MX missile and the B-1
bomber, drastically cut education
spending and proposed an ammendment for school prayer.

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Weekend Forecast

Aries (March 21-April 19) - A.n unexpected visitor may show up at your
door, but don 't let it spoil your weekend . Saturday will be exciting if your
visitor decided to go home. Spend Sunday studying. ***

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) - This could be your weekend . You may end up
with somebody new when Sunday rolls around. *****
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) - Don' t overdo it this weekend , it could come
back to haunt you . *

Taurus (April 20-May 20) - It could be a rotten weekend . Try to spend some
well-deserved time alone-:--Saturday night should be spent in front of the television hugging a loved one. Spend Sunday outdoors, it 'll help put your mind at
ease.**

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) - Take the opportunity to broaden your horizons , it 'll help you out . Saturday could be amazing arid Sunday should be even
better. *****

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) - This could be your weekend if you plan it well.
Friday should pro~ to be fun and Saturday and Sunday are better. Live it up.
*****

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - Go out of your way this weekend to help
others out . Saturday will be restful and Sunday m ay hold an unexpected
suprise . ****

Cancer (June 23-July 22) - Don 't try to plan your every move this weekend,
let it happen. Saturday will turn out to be beneficial to your academic standing. Sunday should be spent relaxing. **! *

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) - Let family members help you with problems
that may be bothering you . Sunday proves very relaxing and work-free. ***

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) - Spend Friday working on your relationships. Saturday will be excellent if your relationships are on solid ground, Sunday proves to
be interesting. ***
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Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) - Work on trying to be more reliable and consisrent in your actions . Saturday is a great day because you make i_t that way.
Sunday is a little of a letdown because you 've got a long week ahead . *-***

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - Spend Friday with a loved one and make up for
some lost time. Saturday ma y . be depressing, if you let it . Sunday is the best
day of your weekend . ***

Around Campus

Night Spots
The Station
Fr1. and Sat.
Cooks
Back Street
Mickey Finns
The Woodlands
The Pub
Hugs

33 Wilkes-Barre Blvd. ·
Dance Music
49 S. Washington St.
185 N . Pennsylvania Blvd.
100 Pennsylvania Blvd .
Rt. 315 , Plains Townsaip
Hotel Sterling
Sheraton Hotel

Friday, April 13
Film: The Manuscript Film Series presents " The Immigrant ," 7:30 p.m. in
SLC 1.
Theatre: The College production of ' ' Crimes of the Heart,'' at 8 p . m . in the
CPA .
Saturday, April 14
Theatre: The College production of ' 'Crimes of the Heart ,' ' at 8 p.m . in the
CPA.
Sunday, April 15
Theatre: The College production of '' Crimes of the Heart ,' ' at 2 p .m . in the
CPA .

Max Rosenn Lecture Series in Law and Humanities

COMMENCEMENT - May 20, 1984

On Wednesday, April 25 , 1984 , at 7:30 p .m . , in the Dorothy Dickson Darte
Center for the Performing Arts, the Max Rosenn Lecture Series in Law and
Humanities will present Dr. Joseph] . Sisco, former under-secretary of state in
political affairs and currently a partner in Sisco Associates. He was principal
advisor and negoti~tor on Middle Eastern issues and served as president and
chancellor of American University. Admission is open to the public free of
charge .

President Robert Capin is pleased to accept the invitation extended by the
senior class to deliver the Commencement address .
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An honorary degree will be awarded to Dr. Roman DeSanctis who is Professor of Medicine , Harvard Medical School; Director of Clinical Cardiology and
Associate Director, Coronary Care Unit, Massachusetts General Hospital. He is
recognized on both the national and international scenes for preeminence in
clinical cardiology:
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Wilkes Campaign Nets $531,890
The 1984 Wilkes College fund
lrive netted $531,890 and was" one
&gt;f the most successful fund-raising
•ears in the history of the 50-year old
ollege," according to President Ro,ert Capin.
The annual fund drive was chaired
&gt;y Harold Trethway who is also the
\.ssistant Manager of the Wilkes3arre Boscov's Department store.
frethway said the college was able to
raise so much money because of
strong support from friends of the col-

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lege and alumni. The $531,890 raised
was 24 % more money than what the
fund-raising goal had been set at.
Trethway said he had high praise for
the community, as he told a crowd at a
recent luncheon. "By way of their
(the community) financial support,
they have voiced a strong willingness
to preserve and enhance the educational objectives of Wilkes College to .
meet the challenges which lie ahead
for higher education.'' ,
President Capin said much thanks

and wanted to recognize the many
corporations, foundations , bequests,
· special gifts, trustee gifts, and the
generosity of the community and
alumni. During the 1983-84 fiscal
year, Wilkes raised in excess of $1.2
million to be used for scholarships
and for increasing the college's endowment fund. "We are certainly
grateful to everyone who has continued to be loyal to Wilkes Collegeand
has assured, once again, that Wilkes
will remain a strong and vital part of

this region, the state, and the country," said Capin.
Trethway closed out the luncheon
recognizing the efforts of the entire
volunteer campaign workforce and
commended the work of division
leaders Earl Macarty, Sandra Piccone,
Marino Santarelli, Charles Lemmond
and Thomas Kiley. He also commended the efforts of Mrs. Beverly
Hiscox, vice chairperson for campaign
'84, and Mr. Gilbert Fough, chairperson of the alumni appeal.

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Looking For Extra Credit?

Try Classes On The
Weekends
by Sean Connolly
Many juniors and seniors look at
their transcripts at this time of year
and realize that the one class they
failed or the one they neglected to
take has come back to haunt them.
Upperclassmen grimace at the
thought of returning next fall to complete a requirement
to graduate, and many are horrified to find
that their final year's class schedule
resembles this month's shopping list.
If you are shaking your head in recognition there may be a solution - the
Wilkes College and Keystone Junior
College Weekender Program.
The program, which Wilkes joined
in 1978, gives the student a chance to
work all summer and enjoy most
weekends free at the same time. Students attend classes every third weekend,seeking to satisfy the ever-elusi've·
final credits. Students spend two

hours on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday to comprise the six hour weekend
period, with classes held at the Keystone campus for six weekends from
May 11 to August 19.
Mr. Jack Meyers, director of the
program, said that undergraduates
who will be involved with final exams
on the weekend of May 11 should not
be concerned with the first class periods because everyone will be "in the
same boat" as far as class preparation
goes, and everyone will then have
three weeks to organize for the next
period.
Classes in accounting, business administration, earth and environmental science, economics, English, political science, psychology, and sociology
will be offered.
·
For more information ,contact Mr.
John Meyers at Sturdevant rm. 107,
ext. 380.

Hart, his daughter, and his wife
spent another ten minutes after the
speech throwing roses to excited
crowd-members, most of whom
walked away discussing the candidate
and smiling.
"I think the visit was very successful," said Wilkes and Misericordia
Hart campaign organizer Alex Apaliski, who is a senior transfer student
at Wilkes. Apaliski, who was directly
involved with the appearance of Hart,
stood within secret service bounderies
directly below the candidate and
shook his hand. "I think Hart's main
assets are that he is young and with his
new ideas he is not limited to the old,
established Democratic policies."
"National campaign organizers say
that Hart, if elected president, will
move a little to the right of what he is
portraying himself to be during campaigning:' commented Apaliski who
said he received this information first
hand. Apaliski added that Hart real-

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the right.
Apaliski said that if Hart loses the
Pennsylvania primary he is in no way
out of the race, and that Hart organizers expect to do well in the West. Apaliski added that New York, Pennsylvania, and Ohio are large union areas
and that Mondale does well in such
areas because he portrays Hart as antilabor. "The truth is that the AFL-CIO
knows of Hart's printed congressional
record th:i,t shows he voted ''.yes" in
79% of the labor bills and 100% in
the really important ones," said Apaliski.
Nationally, organizing active supports on college campuses has been
poor, and at Wilkes, said Apaliski,
the apathy is no exception. He said
that though Hart may get the student
vote, there is a lack in the turn out of
workers on all ~ea campuses.

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place bronze medal/trophy.
In the Impromptu Speaking competition,it was Wilkes,
once again, with a one, two, three finish. Donna O'Toole
won the gold medal for first, Annette Winski the silver second place and Robert C. Nause the third place trophy.
Extemporaneous Speaking saw Annette Winski win a second place awa,d and Dan Duttinger winning the fourth
place trophy.
Contin~ing their winning record, Wilkes added more
victories in Expository Discourse with Donna O'Toole winning still another first place gold medal and Annette
Winski taking the third place bronze award.
Finally, in the very difficult area of communication analysis, Wilkes completed its sweep of the tpurn,_amem: when
Annette Winski won the first place gold medal and her
teammate, Donna O'Toole, won the second place silver
medal.
·
By virtue of the overall victory won by the Speech Debate
Union, the College Forensic Program has the distinction of
being recognized as the top speech school in the Middle
Atlantic States for this year, according to Pi Kappa Delta
National Honorary Forensic Society.
The number of awards/ trophies won by the Debate/
Speech Union just this year now stands at 70.
The final tournament for "Kinney's Kids" will come
later this month when the team travels to Statesboro, Georgia for competition in the National Forensic Association 's
Championship individual events tournament.

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What is wrong with the athletics at Wilkes College? Why are some of our
athletic teams experiencing untraditional disappointment ? Why are · most
teams having sub . 500 seasons? These are questions that must be considered ,
and solutions must be reached before it is too late.
Most of the men's and women 's sports are either on the decline or remain in
the cellar. Student participation is slowly dwindling to the point where coa,hes
post signs on campus in a vain effort to fill vacancies on the roster.
Wilkes College women's athletics, once strong and proud, can no longer call
themselves "Wilkes' Winning Women." The only productive women's sport
thus far has been the women's basketball team.
The men's athletics will also be glad to see .1984 go by. Coach Reese suffered
through one of his worst seasons in years. The soccer team was the only other
men's sport to finish the season at or above the .500 m?-fk.
Some coaches liave inherited programs that have hit rock bottom at the turn
of the decade. There is no place to go but up from a .000 winning percentage.
Dave Smith, the men's tennis coach in his second year at Wilkes College,
directs a program that traditionally has left much to be desired. Since Smith is
employed ekewhere, he is limited to the amount of improvetnents he can
make to his program.
If Smith were employeq. at the college he would be able to move about freely
on campus and actively recruit tennis-playing students to Wilkes. However, as
it stands now, Smith must work with students he has; even year round practice
does not seem to be helping the team much.
Both football coach Bill Unsworth and soccer coach Phil Wingert have devoted a great deal of time to recruiting efforts, and both programs have begun
to show signs of life. Even though the football team only won two games, the
1983 season should be considered successful due to the fact that they were a
freshmen-laden team competing against some big opponents.
Wingert stepped in when the program come off itswor_st season (0-14) ever

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other tie would be in the making.
Don Shaw got to be the hero, wirh
twenty-six seconds left he hit the upper right hand corner for the win.
Shaw's slapshot looked like he had a
Howitzer hid somewhere on his person. Twenty-six seconds later, the warriors were in and the Twisters out .
SEMI-FINAIS
In ·the longest game of the playoffs,
the Smegmas ·and the Herka
played
scoreless hockey.
Looking more like a game of MonoP.oly th~ hockey , both teams got

good sconng opportunities but nobody could buy the house . The conte~r.sparked by great play from poth
sides,left the fans on edge all night .
Then eighteen minutes i~to the
sudden death period , Mitchell Reese ,
hustling behind the net,lays a picture
perfect pass on Smegmas captain Junior Weinstein's stick. Junior was all
alone in front and even Underdog
couldn't of stopped it. Advance token to the playoff, the Herka lose a
heartbreaker.
The second game of the semis progressed much as the first as no team

and,in two years, produced a team with one of the best records (8-8-2) in the 35
year history of the sport.
Recruiting could very well be the key to improving athletics at Wilkes College. While the academics at Wilkes are strong, there is vi rtually nothing here
to attract the student athlete.
All of our athletic facilities are old, decrepit, and outdated. Most Wilkes
students had better facilities in their high schools. Prospective student athletes
expect to step up to a more attractive athletic environment.
This situation drastically hinders recruiting efforts particularly that of Bart
Bellairs. Coach Bellairs must compete for recruits against other schools who
have more attractive gymnasiums than Wilkes does.
The humble Wilkes gym is far less appealing than that of any high school
gym I have seen. A recruit can walk a few blocks down Franklin Street and see
what he/ she expects a college gym to look like.
While I realize that Wjlkes does not have the finll;Ilcial capability to build a
new gym at this time, it seems as though the administration has no int~ntion of
looking into future opportunities to acquire funds to build one .
The College managed to find adequate finances to build a state-of-the-art
dormitory when in its maiden year there was ample space on campus to house a
good number of people who were living in the then Founders' Hall .
As the College moves into the future, I can understand the need for the now
Evans' Hall. It js a great tool for drawing students to Wilkes. However, a new
athletic complex would have the same affect.
The College should start an .active and aggressive campaign to raise the necessary funds to finance such a project. I realize that this is not something that
can be completed in a few years, but, if something is not done now to prepare
for the future, there just may be no future for Wilkes athletics and Wilkes
College as a whole .

scored in the first half, yet opportunities were abundant. Seven minutes
into the second half Randy Rice ,
again as in the semi's, was left alone
in front and again his aim was true chiefs 1, Warriors 0. Fate just wasn 't
there for the Warriors as Don Shaw hit
the cross bar of the goal three times,
and the Chiefs goalie seemed to get
something on every Warrior shot.
Time expired and the score remained
the sanie.
The finals will consist of the
Smegmas ( 11-0-1) against the Chiefs
(5-3-4).

CAPINCUP
HOOVER CONFERENCE
SMEGMAS
9 0 1 19 30
DEVILS
8 2 0 16 22
msTERS
5 4 1 11 26
WARNERWARRIORS
4 3 3 11 24
WILDMEN
1 7 2 4 12

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15
19
14
20

RAISTON CONFERENCE
ALABAMA SPAMMERS 6 1 3 15 26 12
CHIEFS
3 3 4 10 25 22
HERKA
3 5 2 8 17 22
PENGUINS
3 5 2 8 26 33
MAPUCKERS
3 7 0 6 17 32
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Thursday May 3rd

SthArinual·
George Elliott
Memorial Boxing Tournament
All those interested should contact.·
Mike Garvin at 822-- 8024
or TomJamicky 2nd Floor Evans
Contesta:nts may choose opponents
or one could be found from other entrants.

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�Colonels Split With Junia~a
by Janee Eyerman
The Wilkes women split their twin
bill with the Juniata Indians this past
weekend dropping the first game 7-4 ,
but winning the second game 18- 7.
The scoring started in the second
· inning when Juniata ripped a bases
loaded triple to put the Lady Indians ·
up 3-0.
The Co.lonels answered the three
run inning by posting three of their
own runs in the bottom of the third .
Juniata's pitcher walked Lisa Gigliello aboard .~nd she then-stole second base . Ka t en Galli then stroked a
fielders choice ball and found herself
safe on first. Short stop Michelle Zawoiski then stepped ttp and sent a
three · run homerun ball deep into
left-center field.
Juniata added four more runs to
their tot;tl before the Lady Colonels
cou ld do any scoring .

The last scoring was a last minute .
rally that scored freshman SharoQ
Domzalski, but left Karen Galli and
Michelle Zawoiski stranded while the
tying run was at the plate.
The Wilkes women came back
swinging in the second game to garner 15 hits and 18 runs.
The opening inning had seven of
the Wilkes starting nine crossing the
plate while the Juniata Indians were
held scoreless.
The Colonels added one in the second and three more in the thtrd
when Kenley Hoats, Yvonne Fierman
and Mary Consugar were give11 scoring opportunities by Juniata erw t-,
Lady ~o lon c l i"bry Cowmgar singl e s ,
and a single by Lisa Gigliello.
t o li 1 11 · ~n 0att1 r da.,r ' u1-nn ing e ffort .
The remainder of the Wilkes scor-- ·-· - - - - ·- ..
ing ran the tally up to 18-0 heading . just wasn 't enough to catch the Lady
The Lady Colonels' next bout will
into the Juniata sixth.
Colonels.
.
be a doubleheader, Saturday, April
The Indians came out like gangWilkes' record now stands at 2-2-1
14, at Susquehanna. Game time is
busters and quickly added seven runs
overall and 1-2-1 in the Middle Atlan11 :00 .
to the scoreboard in the sixth.but that
tic Conference.

Olympic Commentary ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
by Janee Eyerman
Another Olympic season has past.and yet another controversy has arisen .
This controv.ersy stems from the long arm of the Communist Bloc Nations.
The spirit of the Olympics is to give amateur athletes throughout the world
the chance to compete on an international level. This competition is regulated
and sanctioned by the Olympic Committee .
It would seem that somewhere along the wa.y the committee has hit an impass. This controversy deals with the issue of opening the Olympics to professionals.
The claim has been made by many of the Third World Nations that the
Olympics should be opened tip to professionals , so that they can compete with
the Communist Bloc Countries.
The majority of other countries involved in the Olympics have professivnal
leagues or teams for their amateur athletes to join after the Olympics. On the
other hand , the Communist Bloc Countries have no outlet for their athletes,
and therefore, they just-continue to train under the tide of amateur.
~
Amateur doesn't seem to be the right tide for someone who is paid to train
and does nothing but train. The salary of these athletes is provided by the
g•Jvernment. In other countries,this is not the case . Athletes of these countries
support themselves throughout their training and the Olympics.

Whether the Olympics should be opened to professionals is a question of
politics and tradition. The long running sentiment of the Olympics has been to
give amateurs the ultimate challenge of their careers.
If we open the games to professionals, it would obviously push the amateurs
to the side. The professionals would dominate the games and break the tradition that is the Olympicc;.
Politics enters the controversy at the point of world domination . Should we
open the games to professionals just so we can compete with the Communist
Bloc Nations for world dominance? It would seem that we would be alt~ring
the games just to be able to show our greater strength. ·
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Is that show of strength really more important than being fair and keeping
with the spirit of the Olympics?
Possible solutions to the controversy include limiting the number of.Olympic games the athlete may participate in, limiting the number of hours an ·
athlete may train in a day, and limiting how many years an athlete may train.
These may sound like drastic measures to take, but if they solve the problem
and preserve tradition they will be well worth it.
It would appear that the opening of the games would cause more harm to the
athletes involved and only add to the already existing pressure between the
countries of the. world .

Intramural Hockey Heating Up
by Jeff Weinstein
The Smegmas were the only seeded
team to remain unmolested-in the
first ~ound of the playoffs.
Teams seeded 2-4 couldn't escape
as they fell to defeat at the hands of
the lower seeds.
Number one seed, the Smegmas,
played against the eighth seed Penguins . The Smegmas drew first blood
as Mike Kopcho poked the ball home .
Greg Trapani tried to rr,ake it a run
away as he got the first •Jr.his hat-trick.
Rich Sisson took the Penguins fate
into his own hands scoring unassisted
and bringing the score to 2-1. Trapani
and Sisson then traded goals late in
the second half.
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With time dwindling down , the
Penguins pulled their goalie in an at-

tempt to score on the · t~nacious
Smegma defense . The Penguins, concentrating too much •on offense, let
· Trapani slip by to get his third into an
empty net. Final score.,Smegmas 4,
Penguins 2.
Number two Devils faced the seventh placed Herka. Congratulations
has to go out to the Herka as they just
came to win. As this David and Goliath contest began, it was assured that
the Devils weren ' t going to have a
cake walk. Mark Aguilar had the only
tally for the Herka,but it was all that
was needed. The Devils played really
flat as the Herka broke the giant's
back.
Third seeded Alabama Spammers
faced off against, the ~ixth seeded
Chiefs. Once again,the call for Underdog went out as the Chiefs played he-

roic hockey. The Spammers, Ralston
Conference Champ~. were out to se- ·
cure a spot in the semis as Chris
Meeley scored first.
The game progressed with aggressive play on both sides. As it got late
iri the second pei:iod, it looked as if
that lone goal would be the difference, but D.]. Sparks dug a ball out
of the corner.brought it to the top of
the zone ,and let loose a rocket, score
1-1. It looked like overtime as both
teamstightened their defense . With a
little more than two minutes left ,the
Spammers had a lapse in defrme .
This lapse allowed the Chiefs' Randy
It.ice to be all alone with the ball just
fifteen feet from the goal, score 2-1 .
That's all the help the Chiefs needed,
another upset and another days work
well done for U,:iderdog.

The fourth seedeq Twisters and the
fifth s,e eded Warriors faced each other
in the final quarter final game. The
game progressed in the same manner
as their regular season tie. Goal trading, tough defense, and alotof end-toend olav made thim~s look as if an-

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�SPORTS

Vol. XXXVI
No. l~
April B . l 984

Wilkes College
W ilkes-Barre, Pa. 18766

Colonel Clobbers Steal 5 of 6
by Tim Williams
The Wilkes College baseball team, off to its best start in
years, captured three of four games in a pair of double- ,
headers this past weekend at Artillary Park.
On Saturday the Colonels swept the Crusaders of Susquehanna, 7-1 and 6-5.
On Stmday, they split with visiting Oswego State of New
York, losing the first contest 8-5 then topped off the day
with a 12-11 win.
WC7
Susquehanna 1
The Colonels found themselves trailing 1-0 as they
headed to the plate in the third inning.
The freshmen trio of Joe Ranielli, Brian Gorski, and
Frank Wanzor all singled to load the bases.
.
Senior captain Ken Sorick then stepped in the batters'
box and nailed his first of two home runs on the day. This
put Wilkes ahead 4-1.
The Colonels put the icing on the cake in the sixth inning
when Gorski singled in Ranielli,and Ted Ruch hit a one
bagger that brought Tony Caladie and another player across
the plate.
WC 6
Susquehanna 5
The Colonels were forced to play catch up the entire second game of the twinbill as the Crusaders jumped out to a
3-0 lead.
It remained that way until the fourth, when junior
catcher Dave Orman hit a sacrifice fly ~• ; .1Ilow Sorick, who
tripped to score from third .
The Colonels then loaded the bases.and Caladie drove in
a run with his sacrifice fly to close the gap 3-2.
Susquehanna extended their lead by two in the top of the
fifth, 4-2.
Again in the fifth, Sorick stepped up to the plate to knock
one out of the p~rk; this was good for two _runs to even the
score at 4-4.
In the sixth Susquehanna again went ahead with an RBI
single to make i_t 5-4. ·
Orman's homerun in the bottom of the seventh evened
the score at 5 apiece . Senior John good followed with a single. With the winning rµn on- first,Ranielli hit a. triple to
left-center field to give the Colonels the win .
WC5
Oswego8
The Colonels went into the last inning leading by a score
of 5-3.
It was at this point that freshman Don Shaw left the
mound with the tying run on base .
Reliever Gene Nosovitch couldn't stop the Oswego rally
as they scored four runs and put the game out of reach for
the Colonels.
. WC 12
Oswego 11
Colonel Jack Delfino threw well over 200 pitches to go the
entire eleven innings to lead Wilkes in th~ second game.
O~ego s_cored three runs in the ninth to put them ahead
11-8.
Gorski then singled and went to third on Ruch 's single.
Wanzor hit into a fielder's choice to bring Gorksi home.
Sorick followed with a homerun to even the score at 11
apiece.
• The Colonels won the game in the eleventh as junior Ed
Domzalski singled and was brought home on Caladie's
double .
Wilkes plays their next six games on the road beginning
with a twinbill at Delaware Valley tomorrow, Saturday,
April 14.
.

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Vol. XXXVI
No.14
May 4, 1984

ilkes college student ·n e-wspape r

- - -------We're outta here! - - - -- -

'84-'85 Beacon Staff Selected
by Buddy Suttlif

tiDl -williaDls

The Beacon has selected its new
~raff for the 1984-1985 school year.
Tiin Williams will take over the position of Editor-in-Chief. Williams is
a junior. History major from Bethlehem, PA . This year, he was the sports
editor for The Beacon. He is also the
captain of the soccer team and this
year, he was the R.A. for Diaz Hall.
Sean Connolly has been chosen as
managing editor. Connolly, a junior
communications major from Honolulu , Hawaii, was the news editor for
the '83-'84 Beacon.
A newcomer, freshman Eric S.
Gundry, will be joining the newspaper staff as news editor. Gundry is a
communications major from Highland , New Jersey.
Thomas J. Mansell , current Assistant News / Feature Editor, will be the
feature editor. Mansell is a junior
communications major from Bridgewater, New Jersey.

Adams Family
Splits
by Eric Gundry
For five years, Paul and Jean Adams
have served as the husband and wife
team of the Wilkes College housing
department . This will come to an end
as of August first when Mrs . Adams
will be moving on to pursue a different career as a production potter.
Adams is a graduate of Wilkes and
attained a B. A. in Art Education . She
had a strong interest in working with
people and students, and in 1979,
when the opportunity to return to
Wilkes as the Assistant Housing Director came up, she applied for the
job . Adams feels she would not have
taken such a position if it had not
been at Wilkes , and that the only ..experience she had for the job was "
what she had lived through ."
Since her sophomore year in college , Adams has been interested in
pottery, and has been working at her
craft steadily for five years . She now
feels that she is good enough to sell

her product .
As a production potter, she will be
entering her work in craft fairs where
private owners can select the item~
that they wish to sell from their stores .
She will be working out of a studio ,
probably based in her apartment ,
where she can devote her time solely
to her work and not have to worry
about running a store.
Adams has been considering leaving Wilkes for quite some time now
and stated , "It's always been one of
those things where I said , in a few
years I'm going to do this , and th e
time came when I felt it was time to
do it ."
Jean's husband, Paul Adams, who
serves as Housing Director at Wilkes,
has been very supportive of her decision to leave, but probably looks on
her departure with mixed emotiom . ,
Mrs . Adams feels that he has been tiI(
biggest supporter in her art caree; a 11, i
said, "He's never pushed me bu t 11 '
given me incentive and positive r·'

The sports editor's position w1H be
fi lled byJan ee Eyerman , a sophomore
communication.;/pol itical science major from Mountaintop, PA . Eyerman
was this year's assistant sports editor.
Kathy Hyde, another newcomer,
will be the copy editor. Hyde is a junior english major from West Orange,
New Jersey.
Also new to The Beacon staff is Joe
Fulco . A sophomore accounting major from Paramus , New Jersey, Fulco
will act as the Business/ Advertising
Manager.
Co-Photography editors will be
Mark Radabaugh and Eric Reed . Radabaugh is a sophomore engineering
major from Pottst own .PA. Reed .is a
freshman engineering major from
Coltsneck , New Jersey.
Dr. Cindy Corison will be returnir:3g for a s~cond season as Beacon ad visor.
John Finn will continue as acting
media cunsultant and stabilizing infl uence.
m m , and has always been behind
me. "
'' It 's never an easy decision to move
on , but it's one I felt I had to make ,''
she ~tated recently. Adams says that
-~, has built _many strong ties at
' ,.' · : I cs over the years and they arc go-

sean connolly
ing to be difficuit to break.
Applications are already being accepted for the position of Assistant
Housing Director, and it is expected
to be filled by the time of Adams' departure .

Capin Cup Captured

President Capin presented the Capin Cup to Smegs captain, Jett Wemstein
after his team defeated the Chiefs 2-1 in the final round of the Capin Cup .

�page two

E·DITORIAL __________________________________~-----------~--~----What exactly is The Beacon ? I 'm sure this is the question many ot you have
been asking yourselves after reading 0 11c of the issues that appear sporadically
on campus .
Well, here it is, my last issue of The Beacon, and I find myself asking the
same question. What is The Beacon, what should it be, and what exactly is its
purpose on the ~ilkes College campus (besides scraping mud off the bottom
of hiking ~oots)?
Interviews for the 1984-85 newspaper staff were what made me question The
Beacon's existence. As I listened to hopeful staff members tell the selection
committee what they felt The Beacon was, I realized no one had the same
definition.
After much thought, I've decided that there is no one correct definition of
The Beacon. I wish I could say it should be all things to all people, but that's
incredibly pretentious.
However, what The Beacon is, or what the staff strived to make it this year is a
. student newspaper first and last. The Beacon should be the student voice on
campus, a place where students can voice their views, a place where students
can find out what's going on at Wilkes arid in the world.
If the paper is going to become that voice though, it needs much more
campus involvement. It needs more input from faculty and administration .
This year, I can only think of a few instances where the faculty suggested anything to us or gave us their views-on anything. As far as their views go, The
Beacon did not go out and recruit them, our mistake. However, next year, I
hope that the faculty will feel free to contribute on their own.
As far as the administration goes, the only comments we got from them,
except very near the end of the year was second or third hand, much of it was
probably distorted. Perhaps.we gave the impression that we were not open to
comment, but we would have wekomecj positive input . I don't mean waiting
until a problem has developed and then hauling all or part of the staff in for a
conference. Sure, that might be helpful, but more interaction before something like that is necess~ry would be good.
I have a lot of hopes for Wilkes next year. I think a new president is going to
add new life to this school. When I think about the past four years, the word
"stagnation" comes to mind. There have been a lot of physical changes, but
the people seem to be stagnated. Students show almost no interest in anything
(except maybe parties), and there is no communication, no true positive communication, between the students and the administration .
There are only a handful of students who seek out the administration for
help, and that's sad . I'm sure they have a lot of things, a lot of ideas, they'd
.
.
.

Shallers
Congratulates
Schilling
For Naming
"The Cellar"
Dear Editor,
I would like to thank those people
who graciously donated time and/or
moral support to the Student Center
basement painting project. We love
you Peggy Jones, Joe (Mama) Fulco,
Jean Adams and Al Melusen .
In addition, I heartily congratulate
the Board for doing a super paint job.
It is something we can all be proud of.
I would also like to thank everyone
who participated in the "Rename the
SC Basement Contest. "
The Student Center Board would
like to invite everyone to visit The ?? ?
after its completion.
Thankfully yours,
Cress Shallers
SCB Director

love to pass on to the students, but they never get a chance.
Smdents need to feel that they can talk to these people about anything, and
that 's where the administration comes in . Many students don ' t feel comfori:able with the idea of talking to the deans. Weckesser needs to make a concerted
effort to go out and solicit student input.
.
Students come here from a high school atmosphere where the principal is
always right, the instructors are always right. High school teaches you that you
know nothing and adults are total authority figures who never do anything
wrong. This may not be intentional, but that's the way it is.
Unless someone tells them differently, students will continue through their
years at college to look at faculty and administration the same way; any attempt
to question anything, or have anything explained is futile and will only get you
into deep -trouble.
· If Wilkes is going to survive through the next ten years, students, faculty,
and administration must pull together. There has got to be more interaction.
The world is changing constantly. The students here are of a completely
different mind-set than those of only a few years ago . Policies have to be geared
to the new student; they must be policies that students can relate to and appreciate. Antiquated ideas and ways of doing things must be thrown out. Tradition is a wonderful thing, but it causes stagnation .
A pond covered with algae is siagnant and dies. Wilkes will die if it's not
stirred up. The current apathy of students is a warning sign.
If The Beacon can help to clear up that apathy, then that should be part of its
purpose. This year, The Beacon tried to get things moving. Maybe, we didn't
always do it the right way. That's part of the editor-in-chief's personality. I tried
the shock method. The way I see things, only a real shoc_k, something totally
unexpected or different, can get people up off their chairs and make them
shout.
More response would have been better, and even a negative response is better than the continued gaping, drooling, glazed expression of Wilkes.
Next year, the newspaper will take on many of the aspects of Tim Williams ' personality. Hopefully, the way he approaches things will get more action,
more response and more interaction than what I tried.
The Beacon should be a model of a real newspaper. It should define Wilkes
College. It should point out what's wrong, not just it's own view of what's
wrong, but student and faculty and administration views as well . It will, with
any luck, help get Wilkes on the track that will make it a praiseworthy, ace
institution of the future.

Irate Fan Whips Williams
Mr. Williams:
I was very disappointed after having read your recent column in the
BEACON. As an avid tennis player
and close observer of local college tennis , I was shocked at your poor treatment of the Men's Varsity Tennis
Coach, David Smith .
Mr. Williams, you state that the
tennis program "has left much to be
desired" and imply that CoaGh Smith
is limited in his ability to improve the
team solely because he is not employed at Wilkes (i.e., is not on campus). Further, you suggest that recruiting would provide a "key to
improving athletics. '' Finally, you
end your editorial by proposing a
more aggressive campaign for a project to construct a new athletic complex.
Perhaps I misread your column,
Mr. Williams, but it would seem you
have not thought through this particular editorial very well. In an attempt
to support a better athletic program at
Wilkes , you have confused the issues
and the end result is a potshot at one
of the most underrated coaches in the
Valley. Having followed Coach

Smith's attempts to improve the
Men's Tennis Team, it is clear to me
that you are off target when you
write" . .. even year round practice·
does not seem to be helping . . . ' ' If
the only measure of a coach's success
is the win-loss column, then Coach
Smith's progress toward a winning
season may not be obvious. However,
I would have hoped that this standard
of success would not be representative
of Wilkes. Surely, such ·a " winning is
everything'' philosophy is past its
ume .
lf you had checked more cl,Jse ly,
Mr. Williams, you wouid have found
steady and noticeable improvement
in each player on the team. The
team's record does nothing to show
the impact Coach Smith has had on
his players . All you had to do, Mr.
Williams , was attend one match, or
even one practice . The respect for
Coach Smith and enthusiasm for the
game is evident. No other coach gives
the time or shows the concern for his
players as Coach Smith. In addition,
he has made every effort to recruit
players for Wilkes. But within the
stnct limitations for Division III

schools and the limited inducements
available at Wilkes, his efforts have
not been marked by overwhelming
success. Still, there have been players
recruited and the team is not lacking
players . Nor is there a "vain effort to
fill vacancies. "
The mistakes in your column , Mr.
Williams , are that you place too much
importance on a team's record . You
suggest that recruiting will accomplish more than it can; and you apparently site Coach Smith as an example
of what is wrong with the Wilkes athletic program is limited by Division
JII rules and its own willingness to
provide funds (in the form of scholarship~ and 'a thletic facilities) which .
would induce students not only to
participate in Wilkes Athletics but
could be a major factor in choosing a
college.
In the future , readers of the BEACON deserve more thoughtful and
accurate handling of editorial commentary. Your mistreatment of Coach
Smith certainly requires an apology.
Thank you,
Rick Nesler

�page yhree

Student Asks: Beer or ·Bankruptcy?
A recent editorial about the rally

held in Pickering lounge prompted
me to contemplate Wilkes College's
attitude concerning the interaction
between student's academic and social lives. The writer of the editorial
made some very valid points about
the ineffectiveness of the approach
1 that was used at the protest . The stu? ents presented themselves in a very
immature manner, only contributing
to the low estimation the administration already had of the type of people
~ho favor a more liberal alcohol policy.
The only way students can effectively ·get themselves heard and understood by the adm iq,istration is ei-

ther to use the student government as
an intermediary between the students
and the school hierarchy or to organize other student leaders who have
the maturity and leadership to convey
the op inions of the students to the"administration.
The present alcohol policy should
be liberalized because in the long run
it would be to the school's own benefit to do1 so . If the rules were slowly
relaxed, students would learn to be
more responsible drinkers because the
" thrill" would slowly die out as alcohol became more accessible. The transition period would be difficult, but
eventually the breaking of doors and
pu lling of fire alarms would end, and

I would not forsee prospective employers viewing a Wilkes graduate as
coming from a " ass-kickin party
school. "
The liberization of the alcohol policy is actually only a minor issue in the
problem of the social at Wilkes. The
administration has taken an overly
conservative attitude toward the
maintaining of a high academic aura
at Wilkes. The college refuses to keep
up with the times : the gymnasium
was built in 1950 and seats only
around 500 people, which makes it
barely adequate for athletic events;
the football and soccer fields were
erected in the early 1900s' ; and the
only other extra-curricular activities

are infrequent plays, out of date movies, and student government parties.
It is time for a transition at Wilkes
College. The college should have the
foresight to modernize the campus,
by maintaining its tuition increases
and setting aside money each year for
modernization. If the administration
maintains its narrowmindedness, the
school will slowly deteriorate into possible bankruptcy or may even be purchased by a large university. Is that
what the students and administration
have to look forward to, or will Wilkes
College finally become a college of
the 1980s?
Paul Isaac

Hockey Club
Treading on Thin l ee ,
So how about those losing Wilkes
sports? I can't take it any more! One
team I am particularly concerned
,about is the Ice Hockey Team. This
past season was our worst of the decade. Due to a lack of players we lost all
our games. We were close in a few but
died in the third period. When you
only have half your players show up to
each game , losing becomes a grim reality.
I have seen a lot of good hockey
players come and go from Wilkes in
the past two seasons and feel snakebitten not to have a talented roster. In
the future this problem must be
solved . The easiest way to do this is to
alert all those prospects of the ideal
chance to play some serious ice hockey

for Wilkes. Its not as expensive as yo{.i
think_ once you get the proper gear.
~nd its more fun than you can imagme.
To start us back on the winning
track James Butler has been named
coach . J im is graduating this year
from Wilkes and has been involved
with ice hockey for quite a few years
now.
In conclusion, I' d like to thank the
Stud~nt Government for their Sponsorship and encourage interested
skaters to try out in September. For
more information please contact team
members or Dean Hoover at 8244651 ext . 252 .
Ian Smith 829-0227

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Studio Signs

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The Wilkes College television srndio, WCLH-TV, is all equipped and
ready to roll.
After approximately one year of
by Thomas Monsell
purchasing, adjusting, replacing, debating, and a little bit of pleading,
Tornados Cause Mass Confusion
Wilkes has a state-of-the-art televiNational Guardsmen closed down a town in Mississippi that was roughly two
sion production studio with a three
thirds
destroyed by tornados that ripped through 10 counties killing 12 people
camera capability, and the future
and
injuring
more than 100.
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looks bright.
A
spokesman
for
the
state
Highway
Patrol
said
that
the
town
was
in
a
state
of
" We now have
closed circuit
mass
confusion
as
guardsmen
struggled
to
keep
sightseers
out
of
the
farming
channel, channel 4, that works
town. The tornado was part of what has been called a " hop, skip, and jump
through Stark,'' · said engineer Carl
parade
" of twisters that swept through the Mississippi River Delta.
Bridgido , who was hired full time by
the administration earlier this semes*
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ter," and we hope to expand it to
U. S. Trade D eficit Sky Rockets
other buildings.''
The merchandise trade deficit set a third straight monthly record in March
The recent pur~ ases needed to
- $10 .26 billion in the red . According to government officials.one of the
polish the studio was aJVC special ef- ·
reasons for the soaring deficit is that Americans have taken advantage of the
fects generator, a 6 channel Biamp aueconomic recovery and the strong dollar.
dio mixer, wave form monitors, and
Import purchases hit an all-time high with $28 billion being spent on such
other editing facilities. "We also ob, products as Japanese cars, Taiwan transistors , and steel produced by developing
tained a new Panasonic portable cam- Lif;h ts, CarnP. r a , Actl on L
counmes .
era, which is the most recent edition
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that has a built-in character genera- with n e w ca me ra e qu i pment • · David Kennedy Buned
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tor," said Bridgido. A character genj
David Kennedy, the latest victim of the tragedy that shadows his powerful
erator makes credit and title lines poslearns the basics of video production
family, was buried last Friday.
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and studio work, and the advanced
Kennedy was fou::id dead in a Palm Beach, Florida hotel_room last ~:dn_esDr. Bradford Kinney, Wilkes Comclass produces video productions for
day. Authorities have not released .~he _cause of death b~t d1? say that s1gmfimunication professor, has been ininterested parties , said Kinney. "We
cant quantities " of cocaine and pamk1llers were found m his body.
structing production classes for the
now have the capability of producing
Kennedy apparently never got over ~he assasin~t~on of _his _fa_ther in L?s
past year in the studio, and he said
video tapes for the businesses in the
Angeles in 1968 - an event he watched live on telev1s10n while smmg alone tn
progress in his class has been made becommunity who may not want to pay
a hotel room at the age of 12 .
cause of the physical training availathe large sum of money for profesble to students. The production class
sional videos . These productions will
be student-made, which is a great
learning experience for students ,"
said Kinney.
The college decided to seriously develop a television studio after Kinney
and department chairman Dr.
Thomas Kaska toured the former studio on June 1, 1983 and were not'
Graduate therapists of this one year program are:
pleased with what they saw. "With
• in high demand by hospitals and other employers
the help of Dr. Kaska , Dr. Shaw, and
Hartdagen , the facility became a real• eligible for certification (NBRC)
ity,'' said Kinney.
·
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"I think the t. v. studio has a lot of
to leadership positions in the field
potential," said senior broadcasting
major Kevin McDonnell. "This year
alone we saw the station evolve from a
For further information and details, contact:
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dio with all new equipment. " McSchool of Allied Health Professions
Donnell , an advanced production
Hahnemann University
student, said the underclass comBroad &amp; Vine
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cellent opportunity to learn about the
technical side of television while at
the same time achi ving a liberal arts
education . "The only regret I have is
Mr Microphone? No, it's that the school waited this long,''
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Going,
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by Thomas Monsell
The number of students graduating this spring is considerably fewer
than the 1979 high, but is still " a
good size class," considering College
enrollment is on thei. decline said
Dean George Ralston .
The May 20 graduation ceremonies
will mark the 37th time students have
left the comfort of Wilkes College to
face a tough job market. The commencement exercises will be held at
Ralston Field "smack in the middle of
the football field ," said Ralston. The
back-up sight for the ceremony will
be the gymnasium, but the armory in
Kingston, according to Ralston would
be the ideal place for the backup
sight. The college tries to reserve the
armory every year but it's not that
easy said Ralston . " They'll do us no
favors, if one soldier needs to drill,
we' re out. " So the college usually
ends up using the armory on the average of once every three years.
Ralston expects 480 undergraduates to receive their degrees, and 60
people will have earned their masters
degrees. " We're also giving out one
honorary degree," said Ralston .
Wilkes has been giving out honorary
degrees for about 20 years to people
that " the college thinks has been outstanding in any field, from business
to journalism .' ' Past recipients of
honorary degrees have been the President of Lehigh University, one of the
Dc in rnf Columbia University, a biol-

ogist from the University of Pennsylvania, and-many more . Ralston said
that the honorary degree not only
gives the person recognition, but is
also helpful in that it gets the college recognized by many different field s.
President Capin· will be the guesr
speaker at the Graduation exercise.s ,
and said Ralston, " he's happy to do ir
because he's leaving the college." A
faculty member chosen by the students will also say a few brief words to
the graduates as will a student that
has been chosen by his classmates .
Several distinguished awards will be
given to students that have shown excellence in both academic and athletic
areas .
Leading up to the Sunday of graduation , Seniors will take part in many
activities in what is known as "senior
week ." Aside from putting the
Wilkes Drinking Song to good use
during the week, there are other activities arranged by the school for the
graduating seniors to take part in.
Wednesday, May 16 marks what Ralston calls '' a great affair.'' The Senior
Dinner Dance at the Woodlands will
allow students to mingle with family,
faculty and friends. On Friday, May
18 graduation rehearsal takes place in
the gymnasium at 10:00 a.m. A Senior class meeting will follow in which
permanent class officers will be selected as well as alumni trustees . The
class picnic at Dr. Farley's farm in
Beaumont will run from 12-4 p .m.

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Caution: Copper
Corroding College
Warning: the Earth and Environmental Science Department has determined that drinking water at
Wilkes College may be hazardous to
your health.
Twelve students from the Art Department and the Earth and Environmental Science Department (EES) recently collected 108 samples from
drinking fountains and water faucets
at Wilkes, tested the samples ,and
found high traces of copper in some
instances. The results are summarized
in the following table:
Average Value for fountains
2.31 p .p.m.
Average Value for faucets
1.44 p .p.m.
Average of all samples
1. 79 p.p.m.
The current EPA drinking water
standard' for copper is 1 part per million (p .p .m. ). Tests show that 74 % of
the samples exceeded the standard
and 37% are above 2 p .p .m .. The
range of values is 0.08-16 .0 p .p .m .
What does this mean to the average
Wilkes water·consumer?
According to EEC professor Dr. Michael Case , copper is not as toxic to
humans as lead , cadmium, mercury,
nickel, or chromium, but it has been
shown to cause an accumulation in
the body tissues. The disease is progressive and fatal if left untreated .
Normal individuals will excrete excess
copper, said Case , i.f a level of wat~r
copper of between 1 - 5 p .p .m. 1s
ingested . The 1 p.p .m. EPA limit was
established for the protection of sensitive individuals and, with that opinion in mind , the research on the
chronic effects on humans of low level
copper exposure is insufficient at the
present , added Case.
The problem of copper in drinking

water is not unique co Wilkes College.
Over the past 4 years the problem has
been documented throughout this region in the waters from various households. In every case , as at Wilkes, the
water supply, whether from a private
well or from a P.G.&amp;W reservoir contains only trace quantities of copper.
What appears to be happening is that
the supply water which is often naturally soft and somewhat acidic (pH
6.2 - 6.6) is sitting in the soft copper
cooling coils of the fountains or faucet
piping of the sink overnight. The copper tubing is slowly dissolving, and
the dissolved copper imparts a bitter
metallic taste to the water. It should
be emphasized that supply waters are
low in copper, but the chemical nature of the water may make it aggressive towards copper plumbing. The
cooling coils in the drinking founta ins,
heing made of a softer type of copper,
tend to corrode more rapidly than the
harder copper and the main service
pipes or faucet lines. Electrochemical
processes could also play a significant
role in the corrosion .
A report has been produced and is
being sent to the Wilkes College administration . It makes the following
two recommendations:
(1) All students and staff at Wilkes
should flush any faucet or faucet
line for at least 2 minutes prior
to drinking or collection of water
for beverage and/ or food preparauon.
(2) Since the problem of heavy
metals in ·drinking water is becoming a nation-wide dilemma,
removing metal contaminates
"at the faucet" using special
filters is cost effective in the long
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�page six

Writer's Cramp
bv Donna Nitka
Kept women .. . Now there 's ,t career that has a lot to offer the right
person. Nice apartment, great
clothes, a classy car, an unlimited
checking account , and for what? A
few hours of work each week. Definitely my kind of job. That's why I've
decided to change careers. Instead of
becoming a doctor and saving humanity, I want to become a kept
woman and live in the style to which I
will soon become accustomed.
When I came to Wilkes four years
ago I was a naive girl from a small
mining town . I ~ad dreams of med
~c hool, a private practice and a Nobel
Prize by the year 2000. To achieve this
goal I endured endless hours of bio,
chem and physics labs . I pulled allnighters writing english and history
papers. I sampled political science
and philosophy classes. And for
what? Why,an acceptance to a medical school , of course. The only problem is that now I no longer have the
desire to become a physician.
Why am I giving up a life-long
dream to pursue a rather unsavory career that lacks any type of job security? I've decided to be practical. I was
sitting at lunch trying to figure out
how I was going to pay for med school
when it hit me - become a kept
woman . Just think about it . Why
should I go through all that work and
expense when I can be earning "big
bucks" by performing my wenchly
duty a few times a week? I can handle

that . I'm bright , self-motivated and
q &gt;en to new experiences . Wic 1, .Hctul planning (and an IRA) I should be
able to retire in about 15 years . What
more can I ask for?
There are, of course, a few problems with this master plan. How do
you explain something like this to
your parents? "No, mom and dad,
I'm not going to school. I've decided
to go into business for myself. I've
found a patron who's willing to set
me up in my own ceramics studio . .
. '' And just how do you go about
finding a keeper? Do you advertise in
. newspapers .t .. .
maJor
Wanted: Nubile young coed seeks
financial security in exchange for
whatever. Only men with at least a · digit bank account need apply . ..
Or do you just hang out in higi
class bars and hotels waiting for som&lt;
guy to approach you? I'm not sure .
I \ve never done this before, but I'm
sure there are some set guidelines that
are followed in cases like this.
Now, I know what you' re thinking,
but you' re wrong . I'm really a very
moral person, it's just that I've hit on
the ideal way to make it in a capitalist
society. I' 11 be making a maximum
amount of money without a maximum expenditure of time . Or look at
it another way. If you were given _a
choice between working long hours
and going tens of thousands of dollars
into debt and working few hours and
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Satu rd ay nigh t , I n eeded a shoulder to
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To this yta r's Beacon staff.
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and happ)
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G ene ,
H o w could I h ave gone 3 ½ years
with ou t no t icing you ? I'll n e ver fo rge,
yo u now.

To J ac k D .
No b ird soars too h igh , if he soa rs
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Sean , T im &amp; Tom m y,
You have d efini t ely ad ded spice to
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By Brett Rhyne
I dont't like it when my underwear talks to me. Call me shortsighted, call me underhanded, call me whatever you like, I just
don't enjoy conversing with my shorts. It's not one of my favorite
pastimes. I don't mind it when my breakfast cereal says, "Snap,
crackle, pop!"; it doesn't matter to me when the bowl on the
table says, "Butter," or "Parkay," or "Mantequilla," or whatever
the hell else it says; I can even deal with the bathtub detergent
happily chanting "Scrubbjrg bubbles! Scrubbing bubblesr' as they
commit hari-kari in their efforts to rid my porcelain of hard-toremove stains. But when my underwear starts greeting me in
the morning, I draw the waistline, so to speak. Don't get me
wrong: I like wearing underwear; in fact, I consider the donning
of undergarments a pleasure tantamount to that of eating a
peanut butter and bananna sandwich with the crusts of the bread
cut off. But I don't like talking to my underwear. They just don't
do anything for me. I mean, they do something for me, in fact
many thing.s, but I don't count lingui$tiC expertise among them.
What brought about the falling out of my undewear was an
incident that occurred not too long ago. It was a chilly December
morning and I was reaching into my dresser drawer for a pair
of longjohns. I considered the piles of white that were in there,
vetoing the BVD's, deriding the Jockeys, and disdaining the
Hanes. But there, there in the back, behind the socks and jocks,
the panties and the scanties, shining like white cotton gold at
the end of a lingerie rainbow, were my Fruit of the looms, wearing their super-stretch waistband with its regal blue and yellow
stripes like a crown. I reached for them, my hands trembling,
and brought them out.
Suddenly they were standing next to me, these four giant fruits,
straight off the label. A big fat apple, a short bunch of green
grapes, a tall bunch of purple grapes, and some kind of
undefinable brown leaf. I looked at them. They smiled and went
into their act.
"Hello ...
"Hello...
"Hello ...
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"Hellor' they crooned. "Hi Emmal"said the apple.
I wasn't fo ,ma. "I'm not Emma," I told them.
"No~ Emma?'' said the little grapes, stepping forward." Where's
Emma? What have you done with Emma?'' He was irate, and
meant to harm me.
Beware the wrath of grapes, I thought to myself. I decided t
play it safe. "She's not in there with you?''
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"Of course not," said the big grapes. 'What would a little o
lady be doing in a man's underwear drawer?''
That was a good question. Then again, what was a little olo
lady doing with four guys dressed as fruit (or rather, three guys
dressed as fruit and one guy dressed as some kind of undefinable
brown leaf) trying to sell men's underwear in the first place?
. I remember going into Sears one day and being accosted by
a little old lady salesgirl extolling the virtues of some handydandy, super-duper, new and improved electric razor, that needed neither batteries nor outlet since it worked on something
called "stubble-power," and it could shave clean as a whistle
the growth on your cheeks, shin, neck, arms, and armpits, as
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nostrils. Twenty minutes later I finally explained to the lady that
I was only looking for change for the bus, but since I had already
missed the bus it didn't matter anyway and I'd take two razors.
It was then that store security came along and dragged the little old lady away, explaining that she wasn't really a salesgirl
at all, just a local fruitcake who comes in three times a week
to harass_the customers. I ended up walking home and growing a beard.
The same thought that crossed my mind in Sears cr-0s~ed my
mind now: why was a little old lady selling men's underwear?
Unless she uses them, which I didn't want to think likely, how
would she know whether Fruit of the Loom'.s stretch waistband
keeps its elasticity longer than Jockey's? Or if the fly on BVD's
is easier to open in emergencies than Hanes? Or if the leg holes
on Carters stretch after a while and your thing falls out, but Sears
holds your thing in? A little old lady wouldn't know this vital
information, unless she bought shorts for her little old man husband or big young man son.
· The apple was talking to me. "Have you seen Emmar'
"I don't know what you're talking about," I said.
The little green grapes got tough again. "Just answer the question," he snapped.
"Don't be shorts with me," I replied. "Look, if I had seen Emma running around in my underwear I would have told you.
Besides, what's so urgent that you have to find her _right away"?"
'We have to go to a funeral" the tall grapes · replied. ''The
Maidenform Woman." They all bowed their heads.
''The Maidenform Woman is deadr'

RflWERJ!
"Her ad campaign's been ...discontinued!"' The apple burst into tears. The little leaves on his stem shook with sobs.
Actually, I was kind of glad the Maidenform woman was dead.
I can recall many occassions when rd run into her, and they were
none too pleasant. You never knew where she'd _turn up. I'd
be on a crowded, noisy subway, and some woman next to me
would reach up and grab a strap, stic;king her armpit in my face,
her overcoat would open, and voilal there was the Maidenform
Woman. Or, I'd be walking down the street in the rain without
an umbrella and there she'd be, wearing nothing but her bra
and panties and a fur coat/prancing around without a care in
the world, hailing cabs and stuff. It was disgusting.
"Big d~al," I said. "So she's been discontinued. So what?''
"ObViously you don't understand," said the big grapes. "Did
you ever work in the anderwear business?''
"No, but rve got an uncle in ladies' clothes,"! said.
· "Seriously, us underwear have to sti~k"together. First they get
the Maidenform Woman; next they'll strip Jane ~ussell of her
18 Hour bra; then they'll get Emma and us. We have to band
together early or else it'll be too late."
"Yeah, you don't want to be late bloomers," I said.
"I'm gonna kill him," the little grapes threatened, moving
towards me. "I'll teach you not to sell us shorts!"
·
"let's make this briefs," I replied, moving in. Of course, the
bunch had quite a punch, and was a pretty good boxer for shorts.
He knocked me out with one shot.
When I woke up, Emma was standing over me. "How do you
feel, sonny?'' she asked.
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* Weekend

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CPA Hosts Miss NEPA

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Forecast

The Miss Northeastern Pennsylvania Scholarship Pageant, official local preliminary to the title of Miss
America, will meet its 1984 contestant deadline on Saturday, June 30.
Applications are to be postmarked no
later than midnight on that date No
entry fees are being charged.
This years pageant preliminary will
be held Saturday, August 18. Entrants
will participate in · judges interview,
swimsuit and talent competitions.
Those contestants chosen, will compete in the finals of the Miss Northeastern Pennsylvania Pageant to be
held Saturday night, September 29 at
the Wilkes College Center For The
Performing Arts.
The winner of this year's scholarship pageant will receive many valuable prizes including a partial cash
scholarship to the college of her
choice located within the United
States, plus a wardrobe of clothes
from Boscov's, a year's supply of cosmetics from Merle Norman including
makeup consultations, plus other
pnzes.
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�page nine

1vertinie
by Tim Williams

" ls there anybody out there?"
It seems so. Bart Bellairs, in re&gt;onse to last issue's ''Overtime,'' has
rought some noteworthy suggesons to my attention. Bellairs' sugestions concern the location, bene:ts -and possible funding for a new
thletic facility adjacent to the
,resent gymnasmm.
Lycoming College currently uses a
airly modern athletic complex which
~.,as built in conjunction with money
,h1:ared and ra i~ed hy rhe people in

Lycoming's neighboring communities. In return the college opens the
gym to the public one day per week,
usually a weekend day. This allows the
community free use of a pool, gym,
and weight room facilities.
I see no reason why Wilkes could
not persue such a campaign. One day
per week seems a small price to pay for
a new gym facility, especially when
Wilkes students would still have the
present gym to make use of while the
public uses the new facilities for that
one day.
Bellairs feels that there is ample va-

cant land adjacent to the present gym
for a multi-story structure that could
feature a swimming pool on the
ground floor with racquetball and
tennis courts on the upper levels .
Placing such a facility on this side of
the river would diversify and promote
the intramural programs as well as the
intercollegiate programs. In fact, such
a proposal would benefit all Wilkes
stud~nts more than just the athletes.
The new facility would certainly
bolster the intramural programs,
which, in turn, would contribute a great deal to student life by providing

the student body with much desired
activity. Given the opportunity, I
think some students would opt for a
swim or a game of racquetball over a
night of drinking.
One of the biggest student complaints is that there are no activities on
weekends to keep them occupied, so
many students release weekly, b~iltup pressures by drinking .
A new facility would help battle
the enrollment decline problem and
at the same time fullfil the student's
desirr- for more (and preferred) artivities.

Lady's Season Plagued By Inexperience
by Cherie Waters

The Wilkes College softball team is
currently 5-9- 1 with two games left in
the season. Coach Nancy Roberts explains that inexperience has had a lot
to do with the outcome of the season.
"Most of our losses were because of
inexperience , especially some of the
close contests. The team consisted of 8
freshmen, but I'm sure next year will
be quite different considering this
year's expenence."
But for now the Lady Colonels have
just completed the two busiest weeks
of their season . As a result of this tw(, week stretch the Wilkes women
gained a win ( 11-7) in a rally against
uptown rival King's College.
Although Wilkes found themselves
trailing in the earlier innings of the
game, they picked up their pace in
the fifth inning when the bat finally
started to hit the ball : When asked
when the turning point of the game

occurred Coach Roberts replied ;
"Their pitching was really slow and
the girls just aren't used to that. So
after everyone got up to bat for the
second time they began to hit and
that was the turning period of the
game."
In the fourth inning of the game
Adrienne Placek hit a double and
then went straight home with the
help of a, J oanne Matt's sacrifice fly.
Michelle Zawoiski blasted a homer in
the third inning and also hit a double
in the fifth sending Sharon Domzalski and Lisa Gigliello to home
plate. Pitcher Karen Galli received
the win, while Senior Karen Bove
pitched for one inning.
The Lady Colonels chalked up another win when they beat Luzerne

County Community College D-2 at
Kirby Park. Freshman Adrienne Placek had a good game,driving in four
runs with a homerun in the sixth inning. Karen Galli helped to power the
Wilkes women past L. C. C. C. with a
solo homer in the fifth inning and an
RBI double. Third baseman Kenly
Hoats went three for four while
pitcher Connie Ranck scattered three

hits and four walks to pick up the
game victory.
On Saturday the Lady Colonels
took a disappointing road trip to Upsala College only to drop a doubleheader to the home team. The result
of the first rally ended in a 4-2 lost for
the Lady Colonels. The score was all
tied up at the bottom of the first inning, but the Upsala women took control in the second and led the game 41 by the third. The Lady Colonels
showed some spunk in the fourth inning when Karen Bove stroked a double to drive in teammate Mary Consugar.
In the sixth inning Wilkes left runners on third and second, and overall ,
stranded nine runners on base
throughout the whole game. The
Wilkes women didn't have much better luck in the second roun'cl against
Upsala. By the bottom of tne first inning Upsala scored five runs, and had
taken a lead of 7-1 by the top of the
sixth inning. At this point, the Lady
Colonels made a comeback with four
runs. Lisa Gigliello singled to first and
was sent home by a Kenly Hoats' triple. Hoats then went on to score on a

single by Sharon Domzalski. Mary
Consugar then got on base with the
help of an Upsala throwing error.
Freshman Yvonne Pierman scored
Domzalski and Consugar on a two
run double.
In the seventh inning the Lady
Colonels' luck ran out, when the rally
ended with the bases loaded .
Overall , Coach Roberts is satisfied
with this years' softball season but
states " I was disappointed that Eliza. bethtown won our division since we
are a much better team." Also Roberts commended her team by stating, ''The team consisted of very dedicated athletes, considering that the
weather, with the exception of two
days , consisted of hail or rai:1 along
with low temperatures.''

Intramural Revision Proposed
by Janee Eyerman

Due to the mixed-up year of intramural activity, intramural coordinator
Bart Bellairs has proposed to make
some revisions to the system .
It is hop~d that next year one Stu.dent may be found to man the job of
student coordinator on a full-time
work study program. By having just
one student in charge, it is hoped that
there will be more uniformity tO the
system. Bell:ur~ ~rated that "or. e per
son could devise one system a11d all
r he intramur., b rnuld follow rl u t sy,
rem , hopefully dc alll lg up ,d i th

10wl-ups. ··
Bellairs abn plans to increase t 1 · ,
number of intramural activities by
planning mini-weekend tournaments . The idea would be to hold
powder- puff football games, soccer
tournaments, and any other event
suggested within reason on the football field when the team is playing
away.
Another idea being proposed is to
charge participating teams a down
payment to be able to play. This down
payment wou1d be to ensure that the
ream is really going to show up and
play, because if they don't the money

becomes part of the intramural fund
ro buy equipment and prizes .
The final two suggestions have
been long needed to help shape up
the system . Intramural sign-up dates
and season dates will be noted on the
school calendar starting this coming
fall. AlsQ, the intramural league is receiving their on-display and advertisement area in the gym lobby. Bellairs hopes that by giving the
intra.murals their own area there will
be less confusion.

�page ten

Tennis Team Hopeful For Next Year
6.

by Janee Eyerman
The Wilkes men' s tennis team traveled to Lycoming to play their best
match of the season.
WC 3
Lycoming 6
The match featured Wilkes ' top six
seeded players. Rick Sposto lost his
match 4-6, 6-7 . Dave Smith, the second seed also dropped his sets 2-6, 4-

Mooney 1-6, 3-6. Freshman Bob Stoffel also came up short in his match 26, 3-6.
In the doubles competition, Rick
Sposto and Dave Smith lost 1-6 , 3-6 ,
while Bob Stoffel andJohn Patterson
garnered the second win of the day for
the Colonels when they swept their
match 6- 3, 6-4 .
The match featured the team of

Junior Paul Nardone lost his match
to Lycoming's Carpenter 4-6 , 3-6.
Donnie Engle lost a hard-fought first
set 6-7 after dropping the tie breaker
3-7. Engle managed to fight back and
capture the final two sets 6-4, 6-2 to
win his match .
Fifth seed Al Whitaker fell short in
his attempt to up-end Lycoming's

Will Klammer Compete Next Year?
The first annual Wilkes College Ski
Race, under the supervision of Gay
Meyers, was held last February at Elk
Mountain Ski Area.
The race was run on two separate
courses which made it very difficult to
determine the overall winners.
The Wednesday night gym class
winners were as follows :
Advanced Men
1. Sean Cota
2. Bob Leo
3. Tom Morpeth
Intermediate Men
1. Dave Tolerico
2. Rich Zalewski
and
Randy Aaronson
4. Joe Fulco
~

Novice Men
1. Dave Hudak
2. Coach Unsworth
3. Clark Hockenbury

Intermediate Women
1. Chris Ward
2. Ellen McDermott
3. Judy Groshardt

Advanced/ Intermediate Women
1. Leslie Smith
2. Ellisa Firmbach
3. Margaret Hagelgans
4. Karen Latzko

Novice Women
1. Diane Palshe

The race was not only open to those
students in the gym class , but to any
W ilkes student that filled vacancies
on the bus trip . Therefore these students were also included in the Overall College W inners:

The Thursday day gym class winners were as follows:
Advanced / Intermediate Men
1. Tom Kassay
2. Martin McHale
3. Scott Ellis
4. Ray Milewski

Advanced Men
1. Dan Werksman
2. Tom Kassy
3. Paul Fidrych
4 . Marty McHale

Novice Men
1. J ohn Yencha

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Intermediate Men
1. Scott Ellis
2. Tim Williams
3. Dave Tolerico
4. Randy Aaronson
and
Rich Zalewski

,

Attention: Students, Faculty, Administration
SKI SURVEY
1. If it were well organized and reasonable in cost, would you be interested in

taking a weekend ski trip (2 days) next year to Vermont?
__ Yes
__ No
2. If it were well organized and priced as reasonably as the economy would
allow, woula you consider taking a week-long ski trip?
__ Yes
__ No
When would you prefer to go?
_ The week before Spring term begins. Oanuary)
_ Over Spring Break. (March)
NOTE : Ski rates would be cheaper over our Spring Break because it would
not be peak-season at the ski resorts.
3. Where would you prefer to go for a week? Please rank in order of preference
• (#1 first choice - #4 last choice).and remember that you should be considering cost.
•
_ New England area (Bus trip) _ Canada (Bus trip)
_ Colorado or somewhere out West (Fly)
_ Europe (Fly)
4. Would you go on day ski trips if they were well organized and reasonably
priced - planned for a Saturday or Sunday?
__ Yes
__ No
Where would you like to go? Please rank in order (#1 first choice - #3 last
choice).
__ Ski resom in the Pocono's- Oack Frost/Boulder/Camelback, etc .) ,
• __ Hunter Mountain, NY (about a 4 hour trip)
_ Greek Peak, NY (about a 3 hour trip)
Other suggestions?
Optional: If I were to organize trips of this type, I would need some help.
Would you be willing to assist? __ Yes __ No
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Novice Men
1. Dave Hudak
2. Coach Unsworth
3. John Yencha
4. Clark Hockenbury
Advanced/ Intermediate Women
1. Leslie Smith
2. SusanJerik
3. Chris Ward
4. Ellissa Firmbach
5. Karen Cassidy
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Novice Womt:n
1. Marion Karnikowicz
2. Diane Palshe

Paul N ardone and J on Eames finish ing up with a win 6-4 , 6-2.
WCO
Kings9 .
Uptown rival King's College took i
to the Wilkes tennis team beatini
them 0-9 .
Sposto and Smith both droppec
.their matches without winning a set
while Paul Nardone captured the firs
set in his disappointing loss.
The King 's men defeated the remaining singles line-up to lead 0-(
going into the doubles competition.
Rick Sposto and Dave Smith found
themselves paired in the doubles
competition, but just couldn ' t combine for a winning effort. The teams
of Donnie Engle and Bob Stoffel and
Jon Eames and Ray Hanks rounded
out the doubles round with losses.
WC 1
Susquehanna 8
Although the score doesn't show it,
the .. Wilkes Colonels lost a tough
match to the netters of Susquehanna .
The singles line up all dropped
their matches to Susquehanna but
came back in the doubles rounds to
give them a run for the win.
The duo of Rick Sposto and Paul
Nardone narrowly dropped both their
sets in the match. The first set saw
three set point opportunities for the
men of Wilkes , but they just couldn't
capture that all-necessary point .
The second set went to a tie breaker
that they just missed capturing 6-8.
The doubles team of Donnie Engle
and Walt Karabin also had their first
set decided by a tie breaker, which
they lost 4- 7. They went on the lose
the second match 2-6.
The final match had the winning
combination of Bob Stoffel and Jon
Eames post the only victory of the day.
They won 6-1, 5-7 , 6-2 .
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�Smith Chosen as Female Athlete of the Year
by Tim Williams
Senior Kim Smith was named the
•male Athlete of the Year at the stu~n , awards banquet held last week
· the CPA.
"I was really surprised." Smith
mtinued, -"I've always been in the
1adow of other players. Usually the
layer who scores the most gets the
,1ost recognition."
The four-year basketball letter
voman stakes her claim to several sea;on and career records.
Smith ranks fourth on the all-time
season scoring list with 4 f"4 points for
the 1983-84 season. This helped push .
her to second place on the all-time caf '..' t"l ~· ()ring list with 1309 points

The best offensive performance of
her career happened this past season
when she tallied 33 points against Lycoming. This was good enough to
place her third on the all-time gamehigh scoring chart.
"In girl's basketball, forwards
aren't considered scorers as they are in
the men's game-it's always been a
guard's game,'' commented the 5 ' 9"
center.
Smith's rebounding proficiency attests to this philosophy. In her sophomore year she collected 285 rebounds
to set the individual season record
Over her four years at Wilkes the senior communications major amassed
970 rebounds to set another record.
Smith attributes htr success to her

friend who was injured in a motorcycle accident which prematurely ended
the girl's basketball career.
'' Mary Jane pushed me because she
could no longer play, so, in a sense,
she was playing through me," explained Smith. "She pushed me as if
it were herself."
In addition to playing basketball
she is a member of the LetteFWomen' s
Club and is a student assistant in the
Sports Information Office.
Kim has proven to be on of Wilkes'
outstanding female athletes; she
hopes to have equal success as a sports
broadcaster or a public relations person.

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Kim Smith, Beacon femak \d 1-

lc1 e of the Year.

Athlete of the Year Awarded to Sheaffer
by Janee Eyerman

Rick Sheaffer, Beacon Male Athlete
of the Year.

This year's BEACON Male Athlete
of the Year award wa5 f)rl"'Senti&gt;d to
senior Rick Sheaffer at the annual allc~llege awards luncheon .
Sheaffer ' s four years at Wilkes have
been marked by triumph after triumph . During Sheaffer's senior year
on the court he garnered several
awards and recognition as one of the
best.
As a co-captain, Rick was a superior
player. Coach Bart Bellairs stated that
"Rick is a hard working individual,
with a pleasant personality and good
leadership ability.''
,
Sheaffer was the leading MAC
q orer in 1984 with 24 . 7 points per
gaine. Rick also gained the number
one position for tll(:···most point ,

scored in a season with 569 point -, in
only 23 games, and for the most fi:ld
goals in a season, 233 in only 23
games .
Rick shot 53.4 % from the field and
76.3% from the free throw line this
season to help him to the twelfth .
place on the all-time scorers list with
1102 points for his career total. He
also found himself ranked in the top
ten scorers nationally throughout the
1984 season .
Sheaffer' s talents and leadership
. also earned him the Coaches' Male
Athlete Award this year. According to
coach Bellairs, "Rick exemplifies the
student athlete that you want to have
involved in your program . He is very
deserving of this award."
Rick is also a member of the Wilkes
baseball squad . His piLching has beet,

cont'd

Golf Team Takes Fifth
by Janee Eyerman
The 1984 Wilkes golf team placed
fifth out of 21 teams at the MAC playoff~ at Shawnee on the Delaware this
past Sunday and Monday. The fifth
place finish is the best in the last three
years and is attributed to the talents of
the freshmen on the team.
The Colonels took their best five
men to the playoffs in hopes of ending their 1- 7 season on the upswing .
Junior captain Jeff Tokach headed
the roster along with junior Kevin
Stankiewicz,
sophomore
Rich
.Linkhorst, and freshmen Tod Hagstrom and Brian Cahill.
The best four scores out of the five

competing golfers get added together
to tally the final score and determine
the final winners.
This year's squad was held back according to Tokach, "the weather hurt
us this year, we just didn't have the
chance to practice because of the late
season snow and class schedule conflicts.'' Tokach also states that ''we are
getting the class schedule conflict
cleared up. so that will' help us next
year.''
The MAC playoffs wrapped up this
year's season for the linksmen of
Wilkes, but look out for the 1985
squad to be a contender for the top
honors in the MAC.

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a stabilizing factor on the team all
four years. Rick's pitching was an im measurable factor in this year's MAC
North West Division title.
Rick is an elementary education
major who hopes to be able to coach
at a college level one day. At this time
the coaching staff is trying to find
Rick a graduate assistantship coaching
basketball or baseball.
Rick stated that "the highlight of
my season and my basketball career
was reaching the one-thousand point
mark, and in baseball it had to be
winning the North West Division
Championship.''
According to Bart Bellair! , Rick's
futu re looks bright, and he as the talent and knows how to succeed at just
about anything.

pg. 12

111 r
che championship game was
deadlocked at one all.
The play then opened up giving
both teams many good scoring opportunities. With 2: 16 left to play; Ron
Drogan of the Chiefs received a penalty.
This time the Smegmas capitalized
on their second powerplay opportunity of the evening's dramatic entertainment. President Capin was witness as Steve Shearer assisted Mitch
Reese who scored on a stifling
slapshot with 41 seconds left in the
game. This gave the First Annual Capin Cup to the number one seed and
undefeated Smegmas.
At the conclusion of the game the
Wilkes Pres.i dent presented the cherished cup to the Smegmas and wished
both teams good luck with next season's floor hockey competition. _The

~niegmas aren't losing anyone from
their team, but the Chiefs are losing
captain D. J. Sparks who was an integral part of their squad.
Thanks to all those who participated in the league and watch-: •l the
competitive play. We hope to see you
next year in bigger and better numbers.
·

PLAYOFF SCORES
Quarter-Finals
Smegmas 4; Penguin 2
Herka 1; Devils 0
Chiefs 2; Alabama Sp~mmers 1
Warriors 3; Twisters 2

Semi-Finals
Smegmas 1 ; Herka O ( 2 OT.' s)
Chiefs 1; Warner Warriors 0

Finals - Capin Cup
Smegmas 2; Chiefs I .

�Wilkes College
Wilkes-Barre , Pa. 18766

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SPORTS

Colonels Head for Playoffs
by Tim Williams
The ,Colonels baseball team swept a
double-header from Juniata this past
Saturday, the 2~th, to capture Wilkes'
first league tide since 1979.
Wilkes scored early and big in both
games to help them to 8- S and 9-6
wtns.
In the first inning of the first game
Junior Ed Domzalski cracked a three run home run as the Colonels batted

Relief pitcher Gene Nosovitch
came on to relieve starting pitcher
Rick Sheaffer in the fifth inning and
went the remaining distance to capture the MAC north west division
championship.

around on their way to a 6-0 first inning lead.
The Colonels added a seventh run
in the sec~:md inning when Senior
John Good singled in Ken Sorick who
also reached base with a single.
At this point the Indians ofJuniata
looked to their bullpen to silence
Wilkes' bats . Over the next three innings the Indians managed to hold the
Colonels scoreless while they tallied
four runs themselves making it 7-4.
Dave Orman led off the bottom of
the sixth with a single to straightaway
left field, and Good repeated with another single .
Domzalski followed with yet another single to knock Orman home
and collect an RBI.
Juniata could only manage one run
in the final inning as Colonel Dana
Colavitti pitched the entire game,
striking out five and walking only
one.
The win insured Wilkes of a tie for
the Northwest division of the MAC;
taking the nightcap would put the
Colonels alone at the number one
spot.
Joe Ranielli, one of Coach Bob Duliba' s most consistant hitters, garnered a double to lead off Wilkes'
early assault in the second game .
Dave Kerdesky then managed to
reach first base as the Juniata shortstop mishandled a routine ground
ball. Freshman Tony Caladie then hit
into a fielder's choice and found himself and everyone else safe.
Ken Sorick drew a walk only after

.The Wilkes Colonels celebrate their 9-6 victory over Juniata which earned
them the MAC north west division championship.

a

the Juniata pitcher released
wild
pitch that scored Ranielli. Frank Wanzor hit into a double play but got an
RBI out of it when Kerdesky scored
the second run.
Catcher Dave Orman sinbled in
Caladie to make it 3-0, and John
Good got on on a Juniata error to
load the bases back up for junior Ed
Domzalski. Domzalski singled to
drive in the final run of that inning.
Juniata's first scoring opportunity
came in the fourth inning when Rick
Sheaffer walked the bases full. The
next Juniata batter was issued a walk
and sent a runner home.
The Colonels aJso added one run to
their score in the fourth inning when
John Good drew a walk and advanc&lt;;d

third on a wild pitch and a throwing error. Ted Ruch 's sacrifice fly deep
to centerfield allowed Good to tag up
and score.
Juniata rallied for four runs in the
fifth but the Colonels answered back
with two more of their own runs .
The Colonels added two more runs
in the sixth inning when Ken Sorrick
stroked a two-run homer over the left
field fence to drive in Brian Gorski
from second.
The Indians added one more in the
seventh on a solo homerim, but that
just wasn 't enough to catch the Colonels.
The Colonels enter post season play
• this weekend when they play in the
first round of MAC playoffs .
to

Smegs Take
Capin Cl.Ip
by Jeff Weinstein

The final round of action in the Capin Cup pitted the consistant Smegs
against the upending Chiefs.

At the First Annual Capin Cup
Championship Floor Hockey Game
President Capin waited an hour and a
half to give out the Capin Cup to the
winning team. Seventy five other
people also watched the final game .
With seven minutes remaining in
the ·first period, Mike Byrnes was assessed a penalty for the Chiefs. His
team played well - for their two minutes shorthanded - as they killed the
Smegmas' powerplay.
·w ith 3: 12 remaining in the pe( inr 1

Mike Kopcho assisted Junior Weinstein on a thirty-foot wrist shot that
beat goalie Chris Pearson to the upper
right-hand corner. At halftime, with
a 1-0 lead, the Smegmas went into the
· locker room for a five-minute imerm1ss1on.
After play resumed the Chiefs
dominated early. Their hard work
paid off when John Wojic fed Randy
Rice for a five-foot wrist shot which
left the Smegmas and their goalie Roy
Delay stunned . With 11 :3 2 remain-

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